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My night: Drank 2 Four Lokos. Wondered aloud if that meant I consumed 8 Lokos. Friends looked at me weird. Went to a party. Woke up spooning a garden oranemt. Still drunk and concerned that that gnome went roaming, I called campus police to report a crime.