Second story, once I was on a trip out east with my friend's band. After the last show of the week, the bar owners let us stay after they closed down to the public and kept giving us free shots. My plane was leaving at 6am, so I thought why not party it up until 4-5am and then head to the airport, which was decently small and it was just a domestic flight so I didn't need to worry about long lines or customs. I got really sloppy, and vaguely remember leaving the bar and going to pick up my bags at my friend's mom's place. I got a cab to the airport alone, since I was on an earlier flight than everyone else so I could go directly to work. The last memory I have is handing my bag to the lady at the airport, then I woke up on the plane. I have no idea how I got through security and on the plane while being blackout drunk. I was still drunk all day while at work, and didn't get my hangover until the next morning.