I like stumbling up to people, mumbling about accidentally dosing over a gram of LSD, and then proceed to painfully "transform" into a snarling werewolf by pretending to be a heroin addict in withdrawl. Then suddenly, I stop moving and begin to stare at a friend--who has thus far pretended to be random bystander--while growling and snarling, and gnashing my teeth. I do this just long enough for everyone to come to the conclusion that I'm a the peaceful, friendly kind of werewolf...but then I smash figurative pie all over their faces by letting out a blood curdling howl as I jump to my feet and charge my friend. After I tackle her to the ground, I pretend to rip her throat out with my teeth while also breaking packets of fake blood I've been storing my cheek. After about 10 seconds of this she stops kicking her legs...that's my cue to quickly sit up and whip my head around to look at the closest bystander, spitting fake blood on as many people as I can, before howling a final time at the moon, and then running off into the night.