your final edit is the answer i know if I had to read 2541 comments when I was a teen it would be hell. this should increase understanding between you and your kids. I would not impose any punishment ,I don't believe that concept is a good one. But just realizing what everyone else thinks will be so informative to them. And I think as a family you will be able to laugh together at all of this and it will not be repeated and will show good example of parenting to your kids.