>Well, your mom hurt me last night during sex, and my age is none of your business boy.   I know I said I wasn't coming back, but... I'm cracking up right now. Mostly at myself, because I'm *pretty* sure I just dressed down a 12 year old. Go ahead, say something else. You're adorable when you're angry!   Okay, okay, I'm done. I shouldn't tease a child who doesn't know better. You'll figure it out when you're older. Now I'm *really* not coming back, so... hey, little guy, you say whatever you need to say to make yourself feel better.