Sorry to bum the rest of you out, but I would call home if I could. I can't because everyone's dead. Mom died of cancer. Then Dad had a massive coronary. This summer, my brother overdosed, and now there's just me and my husband. I think about it, calling home, whenever something good happens. I still know our home phone number, though it hasn't worked for over a decade. I wish the "many worlds" theory let you call into a place where someone would pick up the phone. You asked a serious question; you got a serious answer.