I had a friend named Tom in high school. Tom was a funny guy. Here are some of the things that Tom did. - at a party, Tom got very drunk and decided to let people extinguish cigars/cigarettes/blunts on his right asscheek. if i remember correctly, he charged $5 for a cigarette, and $10 for anything bigger. the last time i saw him, he still had the scars. - totally sober, pulled his dick out of his gym shorts at a busy intersection because another friend said he wouldn't. Tom was very fond and proud of his penis. - there was a 24/7 McDonald's near us that most teenagers gravitated to during the summer. one night, while there were 10-15 people in the restaurant, a drunk Tom stripped naked - save his belt - jumped on the table, and proceeded to urinate while turning in a slow circle. Tom wasn't allowing in that McDonald's anymore.