No because I know that unicorns don’t exist.  You’ve been frequenting this sub; you’ve seen the multitude of testimonials from all cultures the world over.   You’ve seen the empirical data: the statistical facts and the historical facts; hell, even straight from the horse’s mouths in some instances.  But you’re gonna chat this cunt up again in a few weeks, get a blowjob, and all of the shit I just wrote is going to go right out the window.  Military is perfect for you.