The Struggle: - to find pants that fit without looking like they're on backwards - to lay off the Cheetos, KFC and buckets of ice cream - to fend off all those amorous nigger bucks - to avoid being mistaken for an escapee from the local pig farm or Sea World - to have sex without having to roll in flour so their "partner" can find the wet spot - to avoid those pesky surfers who want to slap her on the thigh so they can ride the big wave