I just heard this one at my buddies funeral. "L" was a practical joker. When he was a kid his older brother and his mom April Fools pranked him by getting him all ready for school very early on a Saturday morning. Nothing particularly clever but L took it kinda seriously and promised his revenge. Cut to 10-12 years later and L is in college. This school is most famous for being ranked by Playboy as the #1 party school in the nation a long time ago. L calls his mother while she is at work and informs her that he has been kicked out of school for smoking marijuana. He plays up all of the shameful tones and listens to her berate him for his irresponsibility for a long time before he dead pans her "April Fools day." I miss that fucker.