If anyone needs me I'll be pouring beer into my gin and lemonade all summer and hitting on total strangers who will ask me "so do you own a boat?" and I'll say "yes I own a boat" even tho I don't and then when I invite them over and they ask to go out on the boat I'll forget and say "what boat?" and they'll stop talking to me. Which is fine because they only liked me for my stuff. The beer gin lemonade likes me because I purchased it, which you can't do with people anymore, apparently.