A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog.As soon as they get in the door, the bartender barks "Can't you read the sign, no dogs allowed!"The blind man says "I'm sorry I'm blind, and this is my seeing eye dog, he's my eyes for me..."The embarrassed bartender says "Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, you guys can come in.  Just don't let the dog do anything crazy, we've had issues in the past with dogs in here."The man says "you won't hear a peep out of him!"  Then orders a gin and tonic.The bartender goes over to the well to make the drink, but looks over and sees the man swinging his dog around by the leash like like a lasso.  He runs over screeching "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"The blind man says "Nothing... Just looking around..."