THE NATIONAL REGISTER. .. . _ formly guaranteed by tile Faculty --Delitiiiic.s. linctur...., . hew. 1 sticks, Masticks , &c. su itable for every age, complaint. and climate, %with directions for their use. - - --- - The subjoined interesting mitice to tender faced" gentlemen, will doubtless make a great impression on the sift headed part of the Patronised by the 'Nobility and Gentry.—The most important dig• coy , ry to Gentlemen strong beards , nd tender faces ever made p o ldi e .—stioriog ovate (—en by the assista n ce at nulbroilt's nestitaahle Renovator, te.iversally oved and acknowledged to he siyersor to any thine , .)I . lll‘. kind ever betore discoverel. This unrivalled Compo sition is offered to the pubac with con faience, that a sin,'le but; is s on. mut to insure its use by all those who are desirous of obtamit.g ea-y shaving, is no deception or imposition, it ha. ins been used ty wavy Noblemen and Gentkinen, and the Propri: tur having received tto trot ffatering lip; robation and testimonies of its good effects, paiti::olorty tor its extraordinars and never-failing virtue, in rendering the hone useltss bt-ing a PR Acrrl AL SR A VER himselt, and not knows .g it in any one nista ,cc to tad in its , ffects, finding it to answer beyond hi s IL ist smgnine expectation, and having the greob•st confid. lice of as utility, from the very great drin.md he has fur it, bogs to 7.i-commend it to Gentlemen that .have theinsel.ei as en article of-the first importance, for its basis teal utility, and possessing evert requisite property of bane and strap combined, which will empower them at too s thy ir,iy the common method of strapplig) to ken p their : . azurs itt ti,e finest possiHe state Cur shaving without er ns!ng a hono. And as most Gen tienrii know how to strip a razor, and not one in a handl-id knows how to set one upon a hone, and this Composition being reptai c ctillcaciun; in making razors shave the strongest beard, with the thinnest skin, as easy and pleasant as the weakest beard, must give it a decided pre eminence over all other compositions ever yet offerA to i!ie I,llb,te. Gentlemen on tr..vel, and the army and navy. it is partionaily re commended, as being very por able and du; tible.—!.iion, The Proprietor cautions the' üblic, that none cast be genatne but %nut arc sold without his signature." It is not the least admirable part of the Pr. a cur At SR A VT R'S plans that lie has hit upon, the expedient of not giving his signstore to guard itgiinst count( dells. But for this precaution, the sharer was afraid the impositions of others would prove sharing too easy. " ADVERTISEMENT EXTR AOR DIN ARY.—" The late Mr. Corbett 's most sagacious dug will be exhibited on Monday, iii &c. Sic. The re port of his deiah is uniounded.—Pace of admission tine Shilling." — (Morning Chronicle ) THE DECA MPI N G DUELLISTS, A moving SCENE i AS IT WAS PERFORMED AT DUIAVICII WITII,:*NIVERSAL APPLAUSE. [The Duellists arc seen in the act ty . firintr. One appears to aim at the Sun, the other is only an xious to send a bull through the Moon. They display great courage, and far front frinting at hearing the tisunder their pistols, with a tittle assistance from their Seconds, are able to gaud nearly us well as before the Duel. Hartshorn and water are promptly supplied by the Propertyman, with greed eject.] FIRST DU EL LI ST. Now since we've pi4-Is tied in air, Content we each may home repair, For who shall either scoff? &nee hoth like men of honour feel, And inj,tr'd honeur's wounds to heal, Have let two pistols of? SECO% D Dt'ETJ.LIST. You'r right, we've done enough fur fame, We'll now go homeward as we came, Tu town at once we'll tramp. FIRST DUELLIST. We ought to fly, swift as the wind, To ease nt once the public mind, I'll run, will you Decamp ? [ilere the Music strikes up " To Arms," hut afterwards brats "The Generale." Fl .f of Bartholomew Fair trumpets, and exeunt Dualists.] at mighty risk, . " To fight with fury near the Obelisk, FIRST DUELLIST SINGING, 'Tis wonderful the triumphs that were won 41 Last year, by Great Reid Marshal ELL 'mtg." S. Y. 5g6 LUDICROUS GAZETTE ! OR, THiNGS TO BE LAUGIELD AT!! A clod was a few days since foo:•ht, between Mr. "Illslon and Mr. De Ca • ill which t,oth parties octed with great effect. and cam' off with Meat (riot, witivnit bloodshed. the cause of quarrel originated st a reliear,a;. at the Sur!ev Theatre. l'ois oce4sion }l.-sell kindly came forward to furnish the tuwn with tit:other l a ugh at in the form of a letter which lie poasainly addressed in the Editor ot a Slur , Ills! Paper. A rich vim of irony and 1 , .•, out runs the oult this composition, in which affecting to praise Messrs. El.istot- anti Do Gimp, he hOhiS them up to ridicule with great effect. and a very neat pattec..ic ill Ilinl~elt • . At , stir other thi•igs I.,.Ltintts he i4 ives a sort of hit - lesqu critique out the performafirc, and states both te•tors to have deported themst'vek as properly as : tiv porsotts could in(lair situation, by which no 6,,.;nz he m eans to sr y f.uv fiat./ tieir pa , ts with great spirit, displayed sArprisitti,: tor:nude , amt, tke hos:te-ss once o'er, wete well as could be expected atiter'the t. mitt. We iti•wit t'ot valuable, official, ridiculoos document :tt. TO THE EIATOR. " but rey 1 heatre, Sept. 1:). " Sin—l perceive. by a Paper t.t.• hat s i • 'lse good natured fri-nd" let- fn rushed it with an a,lla-ire , t o place at 111!s Theatre a week ago, be:WCen M F.HiNtffil and M. Pt . Cann), and in such a form as greatly to misrepi•e-ent Ihr CiteMnstili;ee. " EiltSl4 , ll is at Cheltenham, and at this inomunt l have En meanv of consulting with htni, whether any notice , should he taken of such am! statement or not. As 1, however, am very unfairly referred to. I think it ri7ht in Justice t myself, as well as to Mr. Ell iston and Mr. De Camp, to s•y, that the Pacts were simply these:—A dis sension did occur at the Theatre o!1 the evening of Tuesday the sth instant, between Mr. Elliston at.d Mr. De Camp, in which some hasty expressions were used on both sides, awl which, for a sim:le moment, tdta occasion a s'ight p-rsonal eucutuner.. The effect of Ois was a meeting at an early hour the next mo:nhoz on Dulwich Common, where Elliston was accompanied by inysdf, and Mr. De Camp by one of his friends Mr. Elliston and Mr. 1k Camp exchanged shots, and the ~ on the interposition of Mr. De Catnip's friend and myself, they were prevailed on to shake hands. No persons in such ii situation could con.lict theinstlves mote properly. In reftr,2l;ce to tie allusion to myself, 1 have to add, that the quarrel was not produced by any act oc expression of mine, anti that so far from fomenting any date:- vice he tween the parties, t very possible efloit was used by me to reconcile ille!n dining the progress of the dispute, and before they proceeded t• I lie I.•st extremity. •1 I am sorry I have been obliged to intrude upon you, and T re main, Sir, your most obedient servant, SAM. TIIO. RUSSELL." The forowing laconic but significant notice is copied from P provin cial :—•" I give notice to one and all, bunting, shooting, or trespassing on nay of my lands, in the parish of Il earn—Let ever y one and their frien . ds, hunt on their own lands. a RICHARD !HIDER." A Dr.- Flagg has just arrived, with flying colours according to his own account, from America. We presume he has come to this coun try in consequeoce of the late declaration of war. If this be the case, with all the advantages of our situation, we unify have more to dread from Yankee hostility, than we at first apprehended, us will be seen from the tollowing manifesto. " Dr. J (from Boston, North America), respectfully ne quaints the Nobility and Gentry of the Met!opulis, and its vicinity, that he has just arrived, offering his services as Surgeon Dentist.— Dr. F. cures ulcerated teeth, and eases di, in front pain without draw ing, fastens thole that me louse, mends feet!' with foil or gold, to • be as lasting and nsefill as sound ones, and without pain in the opera tion ; Makes Artificial Teeth, and secures them in an independent. lasting, and serviceable manner; sews tip harelips, and fixes gold toots and palates, greatly assisting the pronunciation and the swallow ; regn lites Childretui' teeth from thefirst cutting, to prevent fits and fevers, ~ nd extends the jaws with ease, to receive their due proportion of teeth, should they be inclined to irregularity ; extracts teeth, roots and stumps that have been despaired of; with su little pain to the patient that none can want confidence after once submitting to a trial ; (MIS the defect from teeth, and restores them to whiteness and soundness with out saws files, acids, and such abusives as have shamefully crept into the profession, and which have destroyed the confidence of the Public. From the experience and success which he has had in Ametica and the West Indies. for twenty years past, in the genial branches of his profession, above enumerated, he hopes to deserve the confidence and patronage of a discerning Public, •as his practice has been uni. OPP.M , M9MIIP.T.M I.r-MP SEPT. 20. i .-~-: ;