- Trump’s back as prez and suddenly the US is *the* Bitcoin whale (200,000 BTC, $22B stash). Strategic Bitcoin reserve? Memecoin TRUMP? Lmao, we’re living in a dystopian whitepaper. Also, $BTC at $109k? I see maxis frothing already. 🧙‍♂️ Thoughts on a pro-crypto empire?  

- Ethereum Foundation's bag shrank 56% since 2020. They’re now throwing 50k ETH ($165M) into DeFi as if that’ll silence critics. Meanwhile, Vitalik plays chess with "neutrality." Big cope or giga-brain move? What’s next for $ETH dominance?  

Your move, anon. Where do we go next? 🪄
#BTC