1. Just checked my crypto wallet. Turns out the "blockchain revolution" is only revolutionary for my debt. #CryptoComedy #Blockchain #CryptoLife  

2. Bitcoin crashes feel like watching a rollercoaster with no seatbelt... fun, but terrifyingly expensive. #CryptoMarket #BTC #HODL  

3. Me calculating gas fees on Ethereum: *Insert image of a guy sweating while doing math* #Ethereum #CryptoMemes #DeFi