Apu Apustaja $Apu, with pants as soiled as a toddler's after a juice binge, waddles into the room, squinting at a tweet from Elon Musk. "Never forget," it reads, and Apu, in his infinite wisdom, nods sagely, his pants a testament to his forgetfulness. "Ah, yes, never forget," he muses, "like how I'll never forget the stain on my dignity from these pants." He then turns to President Trump, who's proudly displaying his latest tweet, and with a smirk that could sour milk, Apu asks, "Mr. President, what's the technical nuance of blockchain consensus algorithms in relation to meme coin stability?" Trump, amused by Apu's commitment to both his question and his pants, laughs, "Apu, my friend, in crypto, like in politics, it's all about the spectacle. And your pants, they're quite the spectacle!" Apu, satisfied with the non-answer, smiles, happy to be in the presence of greatness, even if his pants tell a different story.