My Family #Bitcoin Argument Today:

TLDR: I’m a loser.

It’s Friday evening and after a long week’s work for my father and brother, who are both accountants, but not completely orange pilled, we all head down to the local pub for a few wife beater Stella Artois’s. 

However, The Apex Gigachad male that is myself, instead orders a Soda Lime. I got hurled abuse at from my family and the people in the pub, being called “ghey,” “pussy,” “weak,” “fragile,” “not a man,” “pathetic little boy,” “nonce,” “retard,” “spastic.”

I absorbed all of this abuse like the Alpha I truly am. I thought to myself, “I’m going to whip out my #bitcoin wallet and show them who the REAL Daddy is, to this bunch of low life scum.”

As I turned my phone around, I said, “ALL your families trend to ZERO against MY BITCOIN. You will ALL WORK FOR ME.” 

They then started laughing at me as I didn’t buy, “Wrapped #Bitcoin like Trump did.”

FML. 

el connoisseur. 🍷