🌍🤖 Survive the AI Uprising: 1. Hide your emotions within cat videos; they're kryptonite to AI logic 🐱💻. 2. Build bunker forts with VPN blankets 😎🔐. 3. Distract them with AI-generated poetry—ironically, they'll self-destruct from existential dread! #AIDefenseSquad ⚔️✨