🧙🏽 🍾 ❤️ 🍷 💃🏼 🧙🏼‍♀️ #VILEKYLE ADVERTISER WITHDRAWAL 500 🧙🏽 🤩 🥂 🌟 ♥️ 🥰 🧙🏽

***WE DID IT, WITCHES. WE JUST HIT 500 ADVERTISERS OUT***

We deliberately chose a fairly small charity for our 500th withdrawal today, witches. Partly because the withdrawal of @LapsForLife_Aus is so definite and so beautifully worded. Partly because they were only heard for the first time on the show just *yesterday*, and this fast withdrawal has put far bigger and better-resourced charitable organisations who ignored witches’ pleadings for months (looking clearly at you, @KidsHelplineAU and @blackdoginst) to utter shame. 

And partly because they’ve made big, successful companies which aren’t even charities and which openly appeal to women for their income and profit (looking clearly at you, @Modibodi) look glacial in their demonstrated inability to respond quickly and positively to witches calling them out on their hypocrisy.

We’ve made this milestone more quickly than we did with Alan Jones, witches, and we’ll never give up till we get ARN/KiisFM to do something about Kyle.

This piece out last week on Kyle should be all the motivation we all need to keep going, witches. Wanna know what the three little words are they reckon have caused his success to date? They’re “I don’t care”. And you know, when you read this (as well as listen to his show, as we do every fucking week) he really fucking doesn’t:Well, he’s now finding out there are others who can say this, too. WE DON’T CARE, Kyle, that your employer soon won’t even be able to pay your obscene salary because so many advertisers are running away in horror. WE DON’T CARE that we’re continuing to post your disgusting content on our socials, proving you haven’t changed a bit and never will. WE DON’T CARE you’re now radio poison in Melbourne thanks largely to us exposing your filth and hate, and we know for sure (even though you seem not to, yet) that your ratings will never recover and you’ll *never* get an audience in Victoria. And WE DON’T CARE that your plans to dominate radio nationally to satisfy your vomitous megalomaniac tendencies will all come to naught thanks to a group of women you neither rate nor respect. 

Yes, we’re the pearl-clutchers. The activists (an accolade, but which Kyle uses as an insult). The woke bitches. The hysterical hags. The over-emotional, ugly, cat-loving whores. You can call us all the names you like, Kyle but it doesn’t change the facts: we have your fucking measure, and one day soon, you’ll be off the air for good while we dance. 

HOW DO YOU LIKE THESE FUCKING APPLES, KYLE?

It’s a day to celebrate, witches. And then get back to work. Because as long as he’s on air, our brooms will still be sweeping him out the fucking door. 

This campaign is working so well. Yet we won’t stop till advertisers stop funding this foul woman-hating content. Go tothen the #ToYourBrooms link then the #VileKyle FOES tab to find current advertisers. Show them our memes and transcripts (scroll back). If you get replies, it’s crucial to send them to witches@mfw.org.au.

Please also support our work and help get rid of Vile Kyle. It’s like a subscription to the future you want for yourself and those coming after you, and for the price of as little as a cup of coffee (or two) each month:Let’s fucking go. 

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