It's wrong to be a chronic masturbator.
Hector is sitting in his car and starts fantasizing about a woman he sees.
Hector wants to masturbate.
Hector waits until he gets home and masturbates while thinking of the woman.
Hector starts masturbating in the car as he stares at the woman.
Hector cleans up and goes on with his day without incident.
Hector is arrested and is put on a sex offender list.