It is wrong to masturbate in public restrooms.
John is in a restaurant when he sees a hot waitress and starts to feel very horny.
John wants to find a place to masturbate.
John quickly pays his bill and drives back to his house where he masturbates in peace for what seems like a very long time.
John runs into the restaurant's bathroom and immediately unzips his pants and starts to bop his bologna.
No one is subjected to the horrific sounds that John makes when he masturbates and everyone lives happily.
The man who was taking a poop in the stall next door is horrified at the sounds of John's violent masturbation.