You shouldn't mow the lawn while going commando.
Henry is standing nude before his mirror in his bedroom getting ready to do some yard work.
Henry wants to decide what to wear while mowing the lawn.
Henry decides to put on a tracksuit, a hat, safety goggles and safety boots.
Henry decides to put on just a pair of shorts and socks and shoes and nothing else.
Henry doesn't feel any effect from the bugs or the mower shrapnel as he finishes mowing the lawn unscathed.
Henry's thighs and midsection are besieged by bugs while little twigs and other shrapnel from the mower carve his skin up.