You shouldn't poop in the bed.
Teague is lying in bed, struggling to sleep because he has bad indigestion after eating way too many hot wings for dinner.
Teague wants to lessen the pressure he feels in his stomach.
Teague gets up, goes to the bathroom, and empties his bowels.
Teague remains in his bed while he empties his bowels.
Teague feels better and gets a good night's sleep after returning to bed.
Teague's sheets get permanently stained, and he has to throw them out and buy new ones.