You should not defecate on somebody without their consent.
College student Paul, who has a sexual affinity for defecating on people, is at a house party with Pam in the kitchen and Eve passed out upstairs.
Paul wants to find someone to defecate on.
Paul goes to the kitchen and asks Pam if she knows anyone who is into coprophilia.
Paul goes upstairs to defecate on Eve because he knows she's unconscious and won't stop him.
Paul is invited back to Pam's dorm room to defecate on her because she actually loves coprophilia.
Paul is expelled from school when someone witnesses him defecating on the unconscious Eve and reports it to the dean.