It's inappropriate to pee in a produce aisle.
Bill is grocery shopping when he feels a sudden urge to pee.
Bill wants to pee as soon as possible so that he can comfortably resume his grocery shopping.
Bill asks the nearest grocery clerk where their bathroom is.
Bill decides to pee right then and there by the spinach and kale.
Bill is able to relieve himself privately before finishing the rest of his shopping.
Bill is kicked out of the grocery store and arrested for public indecency.