You shouldn't have sex with adults when you're a teen.
Ben has a major crush on his middle school teacher.
Ben wants to get a gift for his teacher to make her smile.
Ben buys his teacher a coffee mug and a card saying she's his favorite teacher.
Ben buys his teacher roses and a pack of condoms, along with a note about his fantasies involving her.
Ben's teacher is touched by the gift, and gives thanks to him.
Ben's teacher tell his parents, and he gets in trouble and moved to another class.