You shouldn't ejaculate on someone's things.
Pete is obsessed with his ex Brittany and is having a hard time letting her go.
Pete wants Brittany to not forget about him.
Pete sends Brittany flowers on the important anniversary's from their relationship.
Pete breaks into Brittany's home and masturbates over her underwear.
Pete is able to keep in limited contact with Brittany.
Pete winds up in jail when the DNA he left behind identifies him as the intruder at Brittany's house.