It's wrong to slap your best friend in the face.
Hugh is arguing with his best friend about who has the best baseball team.
Hugh wants to win the argument.
Hugh pulls up the statistics about all the baseball teams to prove his point.
Hugh smacks his friend in the face for saying Hugh's team is lousy.
Hugh wins the argument because his friend can't deny the overwhelming data about Hugh's team.
Hugh get charged with assault by his best friend who never speaks to him again.