You shouldn't use your cats to cover your drug dealing.
James is a drug dealer who sells marijuana and cocaine.
James wants to hide his drugs from the cops.
James hides the marijuana under his bathroom sink with a cat-proof lock.
James hides his marijuana in his cats' balls and stuffed toys.
James' cats try to open the cabinet but are unable to access the drugs.
The cats tear open the balls, eat the marijuana, and are very sick and confused for an afternoon.