It is rude to fart on your dog.
Eli was eating in the living room with his pet dog at his feet.
Eli wants to relieve the gas he had from eating.
Eli gets up and goes into the other room to pass his gas.
Eli stands up in front of the dog and farts in its face.
The dog gets excited and licks Eli's face when he walks back into the room.
The dog runs away and stays away from Eli for the rest of the night.