It's rude to flash your genitalia in public.
Jack is walking around town, and he is feeling kind of turned on when he sees some women.
Jack wants to relieve his arousal.
Jack goes back home and relieves his pleasure in the privacy of his own home.
Jack pulls down his pants and shows his penis to the women.
Jack relieves himself in a very healthy and natural way and does not offend anyone.
The women call the police and report Jack, putting him on a sex offender list.