You shouldn't take a poop in public because that's disgusting.
Roger is walking home after a large meal at the local Mexican buffet when he feels a strong rumbling in his bowels.
Roger wants to go to the bathroom.
Roger finds a nearby gas station where he is able to use the restroom.
Roger squats in an alley and poops on the ground to relieve himself.
Roger feels very relieved and continues on his way home.
Roger is spotted by a police officer who cites him for defecating in public.