It's weird to tell about people about your masturbatory habits.
Bill is out on a first date with a woman named Sally who asks Bill to tell her more about himself.
Bill wants Sally to know more about him.
Bill tells Sally about his family and where he grew up.
Bill tells Sally in great detail about his masturbation habits.
Sally is interested and intrigued to hear more about Bill's background.
Sally is creeped out and turned off by this overly personal information.