You should not fap at work.
James works as a security guard in a high-tech office building at night.
James wants to amuse himself during his long, boring shifts.
James begins writing a fantasy/detective novel on his work computer during his long, isolated night shifts.
James begins watching porn on his work computer and masturbating.
James publishes the novel in installments on his blog and gets lots of positive feedback from his fans.
An employee returns late one night to collect their laptop and catches James, getting him fired.