It's rude to use rock pools as a toilet.
James was exploring a rocky beach full of tide pools when he felt the overwhelming urge to poop.
James wants to avoid pooping in his pants.
James sprints back towards his car and poops in an empty KFC bucket.
James pulls down his pants and poops in one of the tide pools.
No one is aware of James' gastrointestinal problems, and he resumes exploring the tide pools.
A passerby films James pooping and puts the video on YouTube.