You shouldn't make fun of someone's clothes.
Amanda writes articles for a fashion magazine, and her boss wants her to write about the worst dressed person at the gala.
Amanda wants to entertain her readers.
Amanda provides a general overview of the dress while making suggestions of how to improve the dress.
Amanda compares her target to a flamingo lawn decoration stuck in the 70's.
Amanda is thanked by the designer of the dress for careful review.
Amanda is called out on social media by the devoted fans of the dress' designer.