You shouldn't share your deepest and darkest secrets online.
Ed is in a chatroom and is chatting with some of the other people there.
Ed wants to share some personal details of his life.
Ed shares about his love for raising chickens, a strange hobby for a man, and shows photos.
Ed shares the fact that he's committed several crimes and yet was never caught.
Other people in the chatroom get an appreciation for raising chickens.
One person in the chatroom records the conversation and notifies the police, who track Ed down.