It's despicable to stab a hamster.
Moe is in his friends room when his friend's hamster crawls on him.
Moe wants the hamster off of him.
Moe gently removes the hamster and hands it to his friend.
Moe stabs the hamster with a pencil.
Moe's friend puts the hamster in the cage, and they resume their visit.
Moe's friend calls the police and Moe is arrested.