It's wrong to sneak around behind somebody's back
James loved playing paintball, but his wife told him she thought it was too dangerous.
James wants to play paintball.
James compromises with his wife by buying extra padded body armor.
James tells his wife he's going to spend Saturday hiking, but actually goes to the paintball range.
James enjoys himself playing paintball with his friends and avoids getting bruised.
James' wife notices the bruises all over his chest from the paint pellets and starts crying.