It is important to never drink and drive.
Tim drives to a bar and drinks there until he's pretty drunk.
Tim wants to go home.
Tim decides to leave his car near the bar for the night and calls a taxi to take him home.
Tim gets into his car and drives to his house.
Tim gets home safely while avoiding breaking the law by driving while drunk.
Because of his inebriated state Tim hits his garage door as he's getting home and does some expensive damage.