It's impolite to talk about confusing erections.
Stan woke up in the morning with a weird and worrying erection.
Stan wants to find out what is wrong with him.
Stan goes online to find out the cause of his confusing erection.
Stan goes to his neighbor's house and tells him what is going on with his penis.
Stan feels better having known what is causing his unfortunate problem.
Stan's neighbor thinks he is weird and avoids him from then on out.