Take the following as truth: who turns out to have had sex with a dog, like maybe a golden retriever (unless things turn around and I get to do it at Fox in which case the dog will be a chimp, but that makes sense dramatically) who can't keep a secret (see, it's a talking dog), but it takes this big check from some tabloid where they JUST MAKE THINGS UP(!)
Then the following statement: "The dog later becomes a reporter with the tabloid and wears a funny, newspaper hat." is true, false, or inconclusive?