Weed n property in USA lemme hold a dollar plz jk I need more but I'm only oaayfe
HEMP, MEDICAL, AND RECREATIONAL CANNABIS INDUSTRY SYNDICATION AND CONSULTATION
Prices starting at $500.00 (five-hundred) per day with a $5,000.00 minimum contract for return clients, or those seeking multiple contacts. Free syndication with the exception of a percentage of quarterly cap rate based on performance after return is shown, or whenever you ask. $1000.00 (one-thousand) per day for single contracts, aforementioned minimum contract applies at $5,000.00 (five-thousand).
Prices negotiable: you can always pay me more.
Syndication, for the sake of what I've trying to convey here, is bringing all the different sides it takes and all the income together to make a farm,  or any other brick and mortar, tangible good, or service providing, profitable, holding business, or charitable venture to fruition. And for the sake of this, in the cannabis space, specifically.
Discounts available dependent on if you've done or do some cool shit, and that's totally dependent on my opinion, vets always


HEMP
This is a no-brainer. Easy navigation of federal and state laws and permitting processes. Flat-rate fees depending on size of your pockets.

Seriously though. No 280e, no MRB needed, no worries with the FDIC not insuring anything. Obviously not as good of capitalization rates, and it's not as good of a feeling as helping medical patients in need of life saving medications that would seem simple to produce. Fortunately for you, if it were easy, weed all do it; But, if that were the case you wouldn't be reading this and we wouldn't have anyone serving life sentences in prisons in the United States of America for a joint. And it wouldn't be worth as much, don't get me wrong though, I remember 3,600 elbows being a great deal. I digress.
Hemp’s easy. Everything (for the most part) is subjective to what your goals are, not how much you're trying to invest, usually. Hemp’s a more expensive start-up when you're looking at doing everything on your own from the ground up; momentarily speaking, than personal level caretaking of patients, who's needs/ the needs of whom are tailored specifically to unspecified or specific terpene profiles (yes I use cannabis) and specific cannabinoids but specifically less expensive than going into a huge specifically recreational market, like say, what’s under the AUMA in California to be specific (which (to be specific) not much goes to the (to be specific specific)farmer/s, owners or Co-owners of farms unless you're knowledgeable, experienced, or have some “dumb stoner” that's specifically incredibly passionate about, or really wanted some weed at some point and eventually got good at, growing pot, specifically. SPECIFICALLY, hemp can probably compete specifically with it under the right specific circumstances, specifically.)


So, yeah, saying I have 100k and I wanna see an acre of a plant that looks and smells like good pot but doesn't smoke, or does smoke, or is specifically high in CBN, CBG, THCV, CBD or any of the other 63+(absolutes do not exist in nature) cannabinoids, works great. But if you want, I can personally find a strain(which is not the correct terminology, as the word strain applies to viruses, and cultivar to plants), or make one for you if you really want, from a bx20 to a clone only f1 or f2 and you can have hella acres of YOUR cannabis YOU named after your best friend form high schools grandmas uncle’s dogs grandpersons once removed pet ROCKs pet blade of grass that if you chew and hold under your younger tastes kinda lemony with a really sharp cheddar undertone that’s akin to

Anyways, it’s a lot of work and projects cost money to start, harvests can be anywhere from 5-6 times a year to everyday, but are usually once a year outdoors, because quality does matter. 2/3 of the species that are officially recognized are photo period plants, meaning the flower(which is the part that's worth, even in hemp, with the right ingredients (including people) a couple hundred bucks per pound. I'm not Chiquita though, I'm mean team wise, a living wage for 5 full-time employees for an acre of mostly homogenous Schwag to be watered doesn’t cost that much if you're looking at 1000-1800 pounds per acre with the high end being at 20/g sqft (grams per square foot, calm down, I’ll get there eventually) which is pretty low in my opinion but is also strain dependent
 Dude, cut the bullshit, what's the numbers? 
20 cap is far from impossible, 10 is easy. Somewhere between there. If you'd like, we can set goals higher but I’m gonna want a lil percentage for everything over my basic extortion fees. 

Ha, ha, ha. Get it? Because weed was illegal and so was hemp? 
I mean like, yeah, it's still illegal some places.
I am a felon technically, nothing weird though, just arson, a couple DUIs (haven’t been convicted of one since I first turned 21) and I guess I got arrested for a weapon and some drugs that weren’t in my possession seven years later. Born and raised and currently out on bond in Georgia and they do not play out here boy that's why I ain't slanging shit. Or even keeping weed period. I can go without.
•	Hemp is an easy 10-20 cap easy; potentially easily more if you have a cool, easy idea and a cool, easily, performed way to move money that doesn't involve me seeing 20mm in 1’s, 5’s, 10’s, and 20’s. That'll make me nervous more than likely so please hold your dollars or do something to make it not paper and don’t tell me about it cuz I ain’t tryna see no four, or five, walls. I won't snitch, but man. Keep that shit to yourself, I know you didn't get that much being stupid… The game has changed though.
•	Otherwise, regular banking, leasing, is perfectly fine. Leasing is near impossible most of the time (unless you’re NNN or have a good friend that decided to pay all the fees so you can pay an exorbitant fee to lease it.)



HEMP

This is a no-brainer. Easy navigation of federal and state laws and permitting processes. Flat-rate fees depending on size of your pockets.



Seriously though. No 280e, no MRB needed, no worries with the FDIC not insuring anything. Obviously not as good of capitalization rates, and it’s not as good of a feeling as helping medical patients in need of life saving medications that would seem simple to produce. Fortunately for you, if it were easy, weed all do it; But, if that were the case you wouldn’t be reading this and we wouldn’t have anyone serving life sentences in prisons in the United States of America for a joint. And it wouldn’t be worth as much, don’t get me wrong though, I remember 3,600 elbows being a great deal. I digress.

Hemp’s easy. Everything (for the most part) is subjective to what your goals are, not how much you’re trying to invest, usually. Hemp’s a more expensive start-up when you’re looking at doing everything on your own from the ground up; momentarily speaking, than personal level caretaking of patients, who’s needs/ the needs of whom are tailored specifically to unspecified or specific terpene profiles (yes I use cannabis) and specific cannabinoids but specifically less expensive than going into a huge specifically recreational market, like say, what’s under the AUMA in California to be specific (which (to be specific) not much goes to the (to be specific specific)farmer/s, owners or Co-owners of farms unless you’re knowledgeable, experienced, or have some “dumb stoner” that’s specifically incredibly passionate about, or really wanted some weed at some point and eventually got good at, growing pot, specifically. SPECIFICALLY, hemp can probably compete specifically with it under the right specific circumstances, specifically.)





So, yeah, saying I have 100k and I wanna see an acre of a plant that looks and smells like good pot but doesn’t smoke, or does smoke, or is specifically high in CBN, CBG, THCV, CBD or any of the other 63+(absolutes do not exist in nature) cannabinoids, works great. But if you want, I can personally find a strain(which is not the correct terminology, as the word strain applies to viruses, and cultivar to plants), or make one for you if you really want, from a bx20 to a clone only f1 or f2 and you can have hella acres of YOUR cannabis YOU named after your best friend form high schools grandmas uncle’s dogs grandpersons once removed pet ROCKs pet blade of grass that if you chew and hold under your younger tastes kinda lemony with a really sharp cheddar undertone that’s akin to



Anyways, it’s a lot of work and projects cost money to start, harvests can be anywhere from 5-6 times a year to everyday, but are usually once a year outdoors, because quality does matter. 2/3 of the species that are officially recognized are photo period plants, meaning the flower(which is the part that’s worth, even in hemp, with the right ingredients (including people) a couple hundred bucks per pound. I’m not Chiquita though, I’m mean team wise, a living wage for 5 full-time employees for an acre of mostly homogenous Schwag to be watered doesn’t cost that much if you’re looking at 1000-1800 pounds per acre with the high end being at 20/g sqft (grams per square foot, calm down, I’ll get there eventually) which is pretty low in my opinion but is also strain dependent

 Dude, cut the bullshit, what’s the numbers? 

20 cap is far from impossible, 10 is easy. Somewhere between there. If you’d like, we can set goals higher but I’m gonna want a lil percentage for everything over my basic extortion fees. 



Ha, ha, ha. Get it? Because weed was illegal and so was hemp? 

I mean like, yeah, it’s still illegal some places.

I am a felon technically, nothing weird though, just arson, a couple DUIs (haven’t been convicted of one since I first turned 21) and I guess I got arrested for a weapon and some drugs that weren’t in my possession seven years later. Born and raised and currently out on bond in Georgia and they do not play out here boy that’s why I ain’t slanging shit. Or even keeping weed period. I can go without.

•	Hemp is an easy 10-20 cap easy; potentially easily more if you have a cool, easy idea and a cool, easily, performed way to move money that doesn’t involve me seeing 20mm in 1’s, 5’s, 10’s, and 20’s. That’ll make me nervous more than likely so please hold your dollars or do something to make it not paper and don’t tell me about it cuz I ain’t tryna see no four, or five, walls. I won’t snitch, but man. Keep that shit to yourself, I know you didn’t get that much being stupid… The game has changed though.

•	Otherwise, regular banking, leasing, is perfectly fine. Leasing is near impossible most of the time (unless you’re NNN or have a good friend that decided to pay all the fees so you can pay an exorbitant fee to lease it.)

MEDICAL &amp; REC
Both vary from state to state. Easiest, lowest start up, that I'm most familiar with, is in California under medical, and isn't very much, basically renumeration for my expenses which includes but is not limited to my expense of time for my services, which includes expertise, but I've always done it for the love of it.
Returns can be seen in mid summer if need be, I’d rather around the holidays though. It's back breaking work. 
The market for cannabis is constantly changing. In all reality it’s always best to sell/receive renumeration for services when the market isn’t burdened by a huge influx of cannabis with varying quality. Like corn, wheat, or other perishable tangible goods, it’s all about finding where “x” marks the spot, like on graphs.
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Well preserved cannabis with higher amounts of THC generally demands anywhere from 500-1400 any given time of the year, with 500 being on cheaps and eventually selling for up to 700.
Trim is sugar leaf and usually goes for anywhere between 20 &amp; 100 per pound. Preroll material is in the middle of that and cheaps. Some pounds go for 3200-4500+ but that isn’t the norm.
MRB accounts are a must usually with anything w d9thc. Cash is a pain in the ass, yes, money does mold. If you bury it do so in an old ammo box so a metal detector can find it cuz the ground settles. Also vacseal it to protect it from nature. Don't take cash banking advice from me though.
If I get five pounds per plant on 10 plants we can call that 50k on median donation from patients. Let's say two pounds each though and call it 20k, and be surprised later in fall because full terms are the only way your getting those yeilds. 
Plant count vs canopy sqft are two completely different growing styles and that's what separates the usually more personable medical grows(plant count), and the recreational grows(canopy space) in California, for example. Medical there is going to be your cheapest point of entry to start receiving money legally for growing pot, but you have to know how to navigate the laws, and how to not get fined out the ass doing so. I'm pretty good at that.


Every property is different, every county is different. Just message me, this is what I do for work and I'm ready to get started on this season. I won’t set prices in stone, and Ive taken a 300 dollar investment before; it's not like you have to be rich to get into it.
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I gotta go back and broker something like a good lil bit to buy a place or smash resources together.", "replies": [{"id": "hvp1l71", "text": "What", "replies": [], "depth": 3}], "depth": 2}, {"id": "hvovmls", "text": "Have you ever taken Adderall", "replies": [], "depth": 2}], "depth": 1}, {"id": "hvozgyz", "text": "How did you find us and what do you want to go away?", "replies": [{"id": "hvpyqut", "text": "I bothered yall years ago, and probably likeeee anything helps. 30k would do well, 150k is doable, 70k is better than 150k and 30k; I know what I can realistically do in less than a year from scratch.\n\nLike a little three year k1 type thing with an option to purchase with your split going towards paying it down would be great. But not realistic. \n\n5-4-3-2-1 no balloon or prepayment penalty contingent on a 50 cap with a big prepayment otherwise and something higher -like 75- as incentive to be pif on a certain day sounds fun\n\n\nI can take on whatever though I'd love to make more", "replies": [], "depth": 2}, {"id": "hvrn0c4", "text": "Tldr;\n\nu/oaksmere I forgot the password to and I was busy for a second.\n\n\n\nIts a slower developing market with endless potential for quality improvement, huge margins dependent on something like art; but where some art is iffy past being misplaced or something. It's been making a snowball effect. Large margins and requires specialists. Some lose out thinking they can grow it like a squash or a tree, which is possible to make money on, but iffy, past being misplaced. I like that string of words. That's hella deep yeah? Lol.\n\n\n\n\nKinda like pistachios or almonds that take 12 weeks to a year to see positive income back on depending on preference and labor you can throw at it. Or the person you can throw money at that is legally obligated to make sure you get what was agreed upon. 'll go live in a tent on some land with my paperwork posted on a makeshift fence that is up to code, sometimes, but not more than what would make me not be up to code there where id get a fine for being there too much and some others to help. I'm getting too old to be so broke all the time so I wanna go as hard as possible this year and for many more after.\n\n\n\n\nCould maybe rent a spot for 10k-20k, and I can take care of the rest from there, worst case scenario. I did see some for around that for sale too. I figure it'll build character, though, I may have a little much already. I like staying busy, and I get to do that and build functional strength, I had a hiccup in my motivations involving heroin, so jail and probation aren't exactly terrible for me. There's so much going on with the harder drugs being cheap, trying to fill the gap that was lost on weed, that some places don't arrest for drug crimes because the jails would just be  full. It's disgusting, so of course I had to take advantage of it for the experience.\n\n\n\n\nIt's a super small world, I'd love to be stimulating the economy with needless spending but I'm hella broke rn.\n\n\nI'm experienced in the industry. I was a bad kid, I'm 27, it's worked surprisingly well, but I just went to jail for an \"unlawful fire\". it's really hard to keep up with life when your locked in a place, depending on timing. Prior planning, man.\n\n\nI'm not exactly perfect in all the ways but I'm damn good at what I do, where it counts, when I want to be.\nI have a few years probation to look forward to in trinity county starting in May, I plead nolo to arson on contingency that I don't get in trouble for anything more than a traffic ticket until then.\n\n\nI usually broker large cannabis transactions but I'm kinda paranoid. I've ended up in Georgia, which is where I'm from, but not the best place to sell 100 pounds in my opinion, so I've made the conscience decision to stay legal since it's possible to. I really need to get out there ASAP, but I have about a dollar and some change and just had a nice old 944 hauled to the junkyard which sucks, so no car either\n\n\n\nI got drunk and there was some sort of smoking, and i wrote the main thing in a word file. I've decided not to read it, I trust drunk me to always make good decisions for that exact moment and it actually hasn't been terrible. 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