Looking for short term capital !!!
I need to put some short term capital together (14 months), like yesterday.  Great return and equity share available.  PM me for details. 

If this kind of post isn't allowed, let me know and I will delete it 
[{"id": "crfrb4y", "text": "So, I'm interested in how this works out for you.  I mean, posting on an anonymous internet message board asking for investment capital... while using the handle:  German_Mafia\n\n", "replies": [{"id": "crgnytw", "text": "Other than the screen name, would it really be any different if this was 1995 and I had an ad in the paper saying the exact same thing ?", "replies": [{"id": "crgvdvs", "text": "You are right that it doesn't really change the risk level of the deal, but the screen name adds a lot of amusement value.  \n\n", "replies": [{"id": "crhdawb", "text": "German Mafia -  What 3 teenage friends (with German sounding last names) called each other, while out chasing girls.", "replies": [{"id": "crhqhtr", "text": "sure, we all did silly things when we were kids.   The amusing thing is that the internet seems to encourage carrying forward those normal, childish things into more adult pursuits.  \n", "replies": [{"id": "crhr0mv", "text": "Uhh, not sure about that one.  Let's get back to making money !", "replies": [{"id": "crhrohf", "text": "...  so I deleted this message, the person PM'd me, and yeah, this one, at least, did seem unfair.  To be clear, I've got no evidence that he or she is doing anything wrong, or even non-standard.   Anonymity in the context of business just seems weird to *me*  -  a computer nerd who hasn't done much business outside of the computer industry.  ", "replies": [{"id": "crhskzw", "text": "&gt;clearly, I am not an advanced real-estate professional\n\n&gt;Sure, my intuition may be off\n\nYou kind of nailed it right there.  If you are here to watch and learn, than I would suggest that the next time you want to type out some witty California passive/aggressive response ... Don't ! ", "replies": [], "depth": 8}], "depth": 7}], "depth": 6}], "depth": 5}], "depth": 4}], "depth": 3}], "depth": 2}], "depth": 1}, {"id": "crfscvb", "text": "how much?", "replies": [{"id": "crfu19u", "text": "PM sent", "replies": [], "depth": 2}], "depth": 1}, {"id": "crfyqq9", "text": "everyone is looking for a deal", "replies": [{"id": "crfyv46", "text": "Well I have one.", "replies": [], "depth": 2}], "depth": 1}, {"id": "crg5hjx", "text": "http://www.windvestcorp.com/", "replies": [{"id": "crgv35o", "text": "They only do Cali .... My deal is in Georgia. \n", "replies": [{"id": "crgwzsm", "text": "Ah.", "replies": [{"id": "crhsg00", "text": "No problem .... thanks for the thought.", "replies": [{"id": "crhsxpd", "text": "In that case:\nhttp://www.biggerpockets.com/hardmoneylenders/georgia", "replies": [{"id": "crht66m", "text": "Already called every single person on that list and it looks like I will use one of them to fund my next deal. ; )  This particular deal didn't fit most of their parameters. ", "replies": [], "depth": 6}], "depth": 5}], "depth": 4}], "depth": 3}], "depth": 2}], "depth": 1}, {"id": "criqacl", "text": "Shoot over details. ", "replies": [], "depth": 1}]