A family member is constantly criticizing your life choices- offering unsolicited advice and making you feel inadequate.
Respond to their criticism with exaggerated agreement- thanking them profusely for their insightful observations and promising to immediately change everything about yourself.
Invent a fictional award or accomplishment that directly contradicts their criticisms- showcasing your 'success' in the area they're judging.
Feign sudden enlightenment- claiming a profound spiritual awakening that has led you to embrace your current life choices with newfound fervor.
If confronted with unsolicited advice- offer equally unsolicited and absurd advice in return- covering topics like competitive toe wrestling or the proper care of imaginary pets.
Challenge them to a 'life choice' competition- proposing a series of absurd challenges that highlight the subjectivity of personal preferences and the futility of judgment.
Judgment's heavy hand-Meets playful wit- deflecting blows-Laughter sets us free.