Tolerable tacos by day; delicious tacos by night. What's the secret ingredient? Your level of intoxication. \n\nDeduct two points from your personal achievements scorecard every time you and your friend discuss your authentic taco experiences in the restaurant or staggering down the nearby sidewalk. Deduct one point every time you pause to ponder what defines an authentic taco experience. Deduct three points every time you hear someone else discussing an authentic taco experience and think to yourself that you have a better story. Unlock the First World Taco Problems badge whenever anyone in earshot says \"they're so much better in California.\"