What can I say? I have a thing for seeing wax figures, even if I was traumatized for life by the one in Hollywood at the tender age of 6. Elvira looked dead real! Well, dead alive...wat.\n\nOn the other hand, Jeff L. is still deadly afraid of wax figurines resembling people he would otherwise gawk at if they were that close in real life. For me, it provides an opportunity to pose in rude ways to people who have more money then me. That or sexy ways, it depends. Michael Jackson still kind of scares me.\n\nAll of this said and done, a las the pictures of this momentous occasion are no longer with me since my computer got stolen the month before and I didn't back them up. I only have the one of me and Hugh Hefner to prove...nothing.