Have you ever noticed how stupid people look when they dance to Irish music? \n\nDo you ever imagine that starting the night with shots of Irish whiskey will end with you placing drunken bets at the Indian casino while your boyfriend pukes in the bathroom?  \n\nDo you ever find yourself in a deserted parking lot in North Scottsdale asking strangers if there are any establishments nearby that actually have customers?  \n\nDo you ever sit on the patio and have men blow cigar smoke in your hair, thus tainting you for the rest of the night?  \n\nDo you ever have a guy try to hit on you when the music is too loud to actually talk?  So, you just end up yelling at each other and shaking your head as if you actually understood a word they said.  Then, you motion that you are going outside and he decides to dance rape the poor girl who stayed behind. \n\nNeedless to say, I'm skeptical about going back.