This airport sucks.  The only two good things about it are when it heralds your arrival into the land of milk and naughty, and when it eases your passage out again, hopefully still breathing and with some semblance of electrolites flowing between your cells.  The a/c never works very well, the bars are gross and seedy, and the only restaurant in the southwest terminal is horrific mexican with bad service and no a/c.  When one is leaving, one's head and soul need to be cradled in something pampering and lovely.  This is more like leaving through the gates of hades.  UGH.