Here's my beef:\n\n1) These guys advertise themselves with this motto in tow: \"Burgers, Cocktails, and General Swank...\" The thing is, if you have to advertise the presence of swank in your establishment, there's some trying too hard going on. It's sorta like having to explain a joke after telling it. I've had to explain jokes before. It's not cool...or swanky.\n\n2) I ordered a cocktail while seated in one of their booths and when the waitress delivered it, there was a fly hanging out in the bottom of my glass. The waitress was super apologetic about it when I introduced her to my dead, floaty friend but I was turned off nonetheless.\n\n3) Tipsy Cow, Graze, Merchant...they're all right down the street. And they will serve me a burger medium-rare. That's considerate.\n\nReal talk.