Dear Sushi Roku,\n\nHow dare you not have any uni when I came here!   I don't care if you said your Friday was busy and you ran out - ORDER MORE!  \n\nAlso, your yellowtail sashimi with jalapenos was so slathered in sauce that I thought the fish might come alive again thinking it was back in the ocean.\n\nI was going to give you two stars because your black cod miso was decent but then you sat me next to some whiny girl complaining about how there are no decent men in Las Vegas (does anybody go to Las Vegas to be decent?) and some teenager who was introducing sushi to his girlfriend and kept asking her \"isn't this like the best thing you have ever eaten in your entire life?\"  barf barf barf barf.  \n\nToodles,\nZach