Dear Crazy Mocha: this is a Dear John letter.\n\nEnough! with the attitude. Over the course of four years of visiting this particular shop, I feel pretty confident that the likelihood of being hired to work here is strongly correlated to how poorly suited you are for customer service. Curly haired lady, you totally confirmed my suspicions. Your coffee is good, and your iced-tea is very good. Oh, and chai! Lovely. But that's not enough. And, CM, now that you're not the only kid on the block coffee-shop-wise, I don't have to suck it up and deal with it anymore. \n\nSo. I'm breaking up with you. \n\nLove,\nJess