This is NOT food.\n\nI'm vegan, so this place had scant options.  I ate hummus the three times we went; breakfast, lunch and dinner.  Even it was lumpy.\n\nWhat little else I could eat consisted primarily of various low-quality salads, including some spinach I had seen at breakfast and finally lacked an alternative and had to eat at dinner.  \n\nMy friend and I literally farted our way around the Luxor for that day and the next.\n\nIf your strategy at slots is to move between machines with great regularity, you'll find the fuel at More Buffet to amply supply you with enough Methane to force your hand.  \n\nI'm pretty sure that I smelled the emanations of a few fellow gamblers who had gone, the results are rather unmistakeable.\n\nSo go to More Buffet.  Then have a tee-shirt made: I was poisoned at More Buffet and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.\n\nOr join the team and chant a new mantra with me: \"No way More Buffet!  You're not gunna make me fart today!\"\n\nOye Ve!