The Jersey Shore called... they want their guidos/guidettes back.\n\nKidding, but in all honesty, being surrounded by Affliction, Ed Hardy, and getting someone else's tan (obviously the spray kind) rubbed off on you only means one thing... the 30K's that frequent here really wish they were on that MTV show.\n\nI suppose I cannot blame Cream for the crowd that chooses to frequent here. The \"lounge\" itself is a very TINY space.... you can barely move around and forget about avoiding a creeper in there... no where to run except for maybe the ladies room. The music, decent yet LOUD! Turn it down a couple decibels as I couldn't even make out what my friend standing right in front of my face was screaming at me. Lastly, isn't a lounge supposed to have seating to in fact be classified as a lounge?! Because although Cream is about as big as a dorm room, having one couch in the \"VIP\" area really does not count.\n\nOn to tha next...