If you ever feel the need for ill-prepared food in a funeral-home-esque atmosphere, this place is for you. The last time I was here it was when a visiting scholar was in town, so someone got the bright idea of bringing her here. We loaded up our plates with watery cottage cheese and wilted lettuce and sat down. The conversation kind of mimicked the food: bland and predictable. Maybe you'll have better luck, but man, I thought this was just about the worst place on campus to eat. (See my review for the Krannert cafe, which is at least do-able.)