I was a vendor at Phoenix Comic Con, running on a tight schedule in the morning. I happened to be with a few \"Pirates for Hire\" on this fun and nerdy day. Hoping for a relatively quick sit down, the first thing that we noticed was Steve's Greenhouse Grill. \n\nWe waited for about 10 minutes to be seated, puzzled... the place was still pretty much empty!  A massive line did form behind us however. Finally when we were sat, we continued to sit there looking cool for another 25 minutes before even being served. Let me tell you how uncomfortable it is to have a table full of hungry, irritated, picky, rushed, short fused pirates. Eagerly barking out food orders to this poor waitress, we noticed a horrible confusion happening with the humongous line that had formed. Yelling, crying, threatening, panic...It was the perfect storm, and on this special day they were absolutely bombarded by an upset horde of fictional heroes, monsters and villains.