Wow... We didn't think a sandwich could be this pitiful. Somehow, these funny named little fellas found a way!  Tasteless \"French\" bread combined with scant meat and scarcely any toppings makes for an unhappy patron.  The only minor bright spot in the meal was the soup, but then again, when you pay close to $13.00 for a wich combo, cup of soup and a drink, you certainly expect something better!  We would say that this is mostly on par with Subway only for half the amount of food and almost twice the cost.  We certainly wish Erbert & Gerbert's all the best and hope our experience was just an opening day fluke! These new 5 star reviews seem totally contrived, but we'll be back in about a month or two to check and see.