A few thoughts....\n\nIf you're accessing this review on a mobile phone while driving.....here's a quick tip: KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!   \n\nWho will be the eventual Duke of 215 Beltway: a construction worker or some douchebag ticket-writing cop?  It should be the homeless guy at the exit ramp, but doubt he will have the Yelp app let alone mobile phone to check-in\n\nFun fact#1: the proper name for the beltway is the Bruce Woodbury Beltway, keep that in your back pocket when you get onto Jeopardy\n\nFun fact#2: the first number of any three digit interstate designates if it deviates from the primary highway (odd) or if it forms a loop to reconnect (even)- this is the one that will get you the hot chick's number at the bar\n\nDropping the metaphorical microphone onto the ground- friends don't let friends check-in and drive.