Caesar's Palace is the Walmart among the strip's big properties.\n\nCrappy customer service - making me wait while they train their newbies (how about training them on the process BEFORE you put them in front of people and try training them on how to serve customers?).\n\nPrice gouging runs amok. $15 a day for in-room WiFi ($25 for property-wide access), $25 to use the health club, a crappy meal at the noodle shop costs $9 for a small bowl of soup / $20 for kung pao chicken / $5 more for noodles or rice (really?), $17 for a HOUSE red wine at RAO.\n\nThe layout and furnishings are as old and tired as the brand itself.\n\nIf you go there expect to grab your ankles and bend over a lot.