Shemps, much like Moe and Larry's Stooge brother, can be found at Les Artistes Steakhouse. Hailed as a premier restaurant at Paris, three of us decided to give it a taste.\n\nFood was really nothing to write home about, let alone speak of (agree w/ Jay S. review)... Our party ordered some steaks and seafood, all failing to meet the price / caliber this restaurant is supposed to be measured by. But, the real treat was the piss poor service.\n\nOur waiter came by 2x, once to take the order, and at the end to drop off the bill (a true Shemp). And, we were seated next to 5 foul mouthed teamster types on a wanna-be Soprano's weekender, dropping more 'F' bombs that I've ever heard. Shoot, I'm no saint and use expletives when appropriate (pirate bars, alleys, and family gatherings - preferred), but these mother effers took the cake. Nothing beats 5 fat guys circle jerking to the eff word; I digress.\n\nClosing thought: Casse-toi, imbeciles