I recently offered my patronage to Topp's to fill my freshly emptied keg. Not wanting to break the bank, we elected to fill the keg with Coors Light. However, I believe there was a tragic mix up. Instead of 1984 fluid ounces of liquid courage, we were given a beverage I can only equate to a crime scene. The taste was so foul, I immediately called my mother to apologize for introducing the liquid to the body she had given me. It was synthesis of battery acid and what I imagine anal fissures must taste like. 2/5, only because I was impressed by the brazen soul that sold me the beer.