Meh, indeed. \nI'm fine with greasy food after a night out, but this was disgusto greasy. Like, mop my plate and blot my eggs and bacon greasy. The Red Velvet pancakes were fine for the first couple bites, but dried out as you got to the middle. Seating is too close for comfort, and the blasting club music really didn't fit the ma and pa feel this place was probably going for.\nThe most disturbing part was the faint sulfur smell that came and went during breakfast. They must have had some sewage problems or something. Blech.\nI gave it two stars because the service was very prompt, genuinely friendly, and it's not the waiter's fault that the food was ill-prepared.