There's really only two things that I want when I check into a hotel, and that's a clean room and maybe some toilet paper.  Sadly, Excalibur scores 0 for 2 on this measure.\n\nAfter being hassled at the front desk - and told that we couldn't upgrade to a room with one King bed because none was available - we went to the room and found an unmade bed, cheezits on the ground, pubes in the bathroom etc, and no (to put icing on the cake) no toilet paper or tissue paper anywhere to be seen.  wtf?  How do you miss cleaning a room?\n\nWhen we called the desk to complain they DID swiftly bring us to a new, clean room - but one with a single King bed which was \"completely unavailable\" ten minutes earlier.  Nice, guys.  Lie to us and then stick us in a gross room.\n\nWe came here because it was a cheap, but it wasn't THAT cheap.