Crass incongruity at its worst. Or best? Is there a difference?\nThis restaurant features average pizza and a magnificent pipe organ. My parents and I arrived just before the music began, and I was so excited at the prospect of hearing some of my favourite classical pieces.\nOh, I was a fool. \nThe organist played marching band music and doo-wop. It was so loud that my deaf parents shut off their hearing aids.\nThe customers actually interrupted their meals to stand at attention, and then cheered wildly when the organist played \"America the Beautiful\". My smartass dad asked, \"What song is this?\" A burly guy with shaved head and shark eyes sitting across from us responded by showing my dad his fist. His entire arm was covered in American flag tattoos. \nAn ideal place for the very young, very old, deaf, or fanatic.