Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?\nMe: Yes, I would like a Modelo Especial with a lime. \nWaiter: I'm sorry but I think we are out of limes.\nMe: Out of limes? I thought this was a Mexican Restaurant?\nWaiter: Limes coming up from Mexico are very expensive right now. \nMe: I could run across the street and pick a few limes off my neighbor's lime tree.\nWaiter: (Unimpressed)\nMe: (Unimpressed)