In \"Misunderstood\" Common says \"...at first strippin seemed so empowerin...most every girl wanna do it now & then but bein meat every day is devourin... \" Yep. Being topless at Moorea Beach Club is kind of like that. I mean you take off your top because its toptional. You become the duchess of Moorea Beach Club. You sit there sunning and sipping. And then you think hey! For guys, toptional is the norm. They're just getting a free booby show. To me, if you've seen two, you've seen 'em all. But guys, if you want to see 'em all, this is your spot. They're all here. Big, small, tan, not-so-tanned, perky, droopy, and (*cough*) aftermarket. I'm a fan of Moorea Beach Club because I was the reigning Duchess while I was visiting Vegas. There is nothing like this near DC that I know of and the service was impeccable. In retrospect, I don't know if I would do it again or what. Maybe as Otis Redding says \"...the thrill is gone...\"