Que Onda Guero? \nBy The Rue\n\nChimichanga wasn't from the gutter,\nBut I should have eaten peanut butter,\nThe food didn't make me bust a nutter,\nI'll bet you like to drink Coors Cutter.\n\nI will say though the service was great,\nI'm pretty sure my waiter's name wasn't Kate,\nWhy is everyone so full of hate?\nI think this weekend I'll go skate.\n\nThe chips and salsa were unimpressive,\nThe lunch prices were a bit excessive,\nWhen making out I'm not real aggressive,\nAnd I don't get jealous or possessive.\n\nThis place is popular with the older crowd,\nLots of senior citizens speaking loud,\nCome in at happy hour and get yourself plowed,\nGo home with someone well endowed.\n\nAnother thing I liked was their ice tea,\nI'm a fan of taking road trips to sightsee,\nYears ago I sported a goatee, \nBoost your immune system with vitamin C. \n\nTOSTADA!!!