Half star would be pushing it here, unless... you like the following, To be living next door to a crack smoker; to be harassed for no reason at all by some punk security guard with more hickeys than a teenage boy in love with the vacuum cleaner; to curl up in a ball fetal position so that a bare minimum of your body touches the bed; are looking at starting up a rock band with roaches, or you currently live in a gutter. I have stayed at some of the seediest motels in America, this one takes the bird poop to a different level of atrocious. Good news is if you smoke crack you will make lots of friends just by sending smoke signals with your bandana on fire. AND the crack smokers I met whilst living my last night as a respectable human being had kids so if you have a family this is your place. Gotta go now, I have to do my 13th load of hot water wash so I can wear my clothes again. Then when I am done I will be heading to the free clinic for my next series of Typhoid shots.