Imagine a cracker that doesn't have much flavor to it.\n\nNow imagine some reasonably tasty sauce, cheese, and mushrooms on top of the tasteless cracker.\n\nNow imagine having to wait nearly 30 minutes for your thing-which-does-not-taste-much-like-pizza to arrive.\n\nAnd imagine the waitress doesn't really seem to give a crud about your dining experience.\n\nWhat you're now imagining, describes today's lunch experience.