First fail: no Malibu. BUSTED! \n\nSecond fail: not being able to use the empty parking lot on a Wednesday afternoon without valet parking. Really? Valet parking is used so you don't have to park a million blocks away and you pay for the convenience of having someone go run after it. Not so you can rape patrons by having them pay $8 to get out the car, drive 10 feet and park it.\n\nThird fail: bartenders these days in Scottsdale, where DO they come from? My friend ordered a dirty martini and he didn't know what that was... mon dieu, The Mint. \n\nAnd I really can't stand metro-Phoenix establishments ripping off classic L.A. names and trying to charge L.A. prices, trying to exude the hipsteriness *my word*  is a clusterf-ck of proportions. \n\nOverall, not impressed and won't return.