Me: Party of two\nHostess: What's your name?\nMe: I didn't make a reservation.\nHostess: We'll get you a table ASAP.\nMe: How long do I have to wait?\nHostess: ASAP.\n\nCan you guess where this is heading? My girlfriend and I waited for 30 minutes and I asked the hostess again how long we have to wait. After going into a whole discussion, now she tells me that all tables are booked and we are there to wait indefinitely to fill in the gap when someone cancels his reservation. She says this is the definition of ASAP and I was too dumb to understand what it meant.