I wasted  $62 on Joe's Tasteless Crabs. They use another adjective, but it implies how intoxicated one would                   \nhave to be to hallucinate flavour for these crabs. Squeezing a lemon wedge on them saved them from nothingness. They came with a mustard sauce which obliterated the crab's lack of taste. Unlike this taste violation, their baked tomatoes with spinach puree and cheddar is a wonder to behold, and worth the long walk from the Excalibur. Even their tea was terrible. The service was surly and getting a towel to save my fingers from terminal crabbiness took some doing. I had walked by this restaurant a couple of years ago and thought they must do something wonderful with crabs to name their restaurant Joes Stone Crabs.. Maybe in Miami. Here it is all sauce, and sauceless crabs are tasteless crabs, and a waste of their lives and my dollars. Avoid the universe this restaurant is in.