THESuite at THEHotel was THE Fucking Joke!\n\nMy wife and I came here about a month ago for a quick weekend getaway.   I booked a $250 suite at THEHotel, thinking we'd get a little bit of upscale treatment.   Instead, we got a suite on the 4th floor that looked straight at a giant concrete fucking wall.   Sunlight never even made it into our bedroom which was bathed in the shadow of a huge and imposing parking structure.\n\nThese guys spend millions, nay, billions of dollars building hotels in the desert.   Here's a thought:  put the fucking parking garage underground, you fucking idiots!!\n\nI came to the Mandalay Bay for my Bachelor Party back in '06 and didn't recall being super impressed.   This was the final nail in the coffin.   There's no way in hell I'm ever booking a room at Mandalay Bay again.