I read the negative reviews of this place and said 'That still sounds awesome, I'll show these uppity snobs by going there and having some down and dirty pizza and loving it.'  I now apologize to you all.  You were right, I was wrong.\n\nThis is not good pizza.  It is not cheap.  It is not fast. It IS covered in pepperoni.  Hopefully that's your favorite topping, as the choices on what else you can get is limited. And seriously, I went there when it was dead, and I felt like I waited an eternity.\n\nSo while I can envision a scenario where I am drunk downtown and I stumble into Brooklyns and feel like it saved my life for providing me greasy nourishment in my time of need, in no way should this place be sought out under normal, sober circumstances.