If you're looking for good food in Grassmarket, you're crazy - it's Edinburgh's answer to Trafalgar Square. Just bad food all round. If that doesn't put you off, here's a review to do the job;\n\nTypical dark cliche Irish pub tourist trap. More fool us for walking in (out of desperation and hunger and rain). The girl at the bar told us to sit at the back (in the pitch black) and someone would bring us menus. After 20 minutes of waiting - and having had the tables sprayed and wiped all around us, inhaling cleaning products, urgh - still no menus, waitress, attention or anything. So we left. The other 3 couples who came in and started waiting are probably still there... waiting for a menu. All the best gang, hope you packed a lunch!