Alright, listen... I know Phoenix has been developing its culture slowly-but-surely, more so over the past decade.  It's becoming great, and -- at the least -- the whole process is keeping folks interested when one place/attraction after another turns out to be cool.  There certainly are a few great places to come of it that you'd probably yearn for if you're looking for something as substantial in some other city or your own home town.\n\nBut FUQ if your run-of-the-mill, dinky little joint is simply the millionth, gussied up little girl -- empty on the inside.  Really.  BE something.  Or, try to make my $10 Macallan worth it... be interested or something, damnit... it doesn't take much to please me when you're serving liquor.\n\nTry even a simple nod & grin, or learn some tips from Lloyd from 'The Shining'... or *something*.  Shit.