If the Strat maintains it's thrill rides as well as they maintain their casino, I couldn't be physically DRAGGED onto one of those rides!  \nWhat a dirty (and not in the good way I mentioned in my OG review), nasty, smelly casino!\nNever seen so many fanny-packs in one place in my life!\nMaybe more crazed kids than Circus Circus!\nNo idea what the rooms are like, and believe me when I tell you I will never find out.\nAs I attempted to rush Big Jeff out the door, he insisted on sitting down (did I plant my ass next to him? In those filthy chairs? You decide!)  at some penny slot machine just for giggles, immediately hit a $150 jackpot.  Yay!  Enough cab fare to get us far, far away!