Wifi sucks. Don't go here cuz wifi really sucks. Beatles is good. Food sucks. Casino sucks. Everything smells like cigarettes. It's hella dark. It's basically a rat hole with poo everywhere. Go to Lake Tahoe. Go to San Francisco. But the mirage is for old people struggling to have a meaningful life. Like my dad. There are young people cuz it's like pretty cheap. Idk. Dude it sucks. Hate the whole \"I gotta pay $200/night to secondhand smoke the cancer sticks all day\". Got a bunch of hobos down the street. Why do people go to Vegas? To find a perfectly good reason to flush your life down the toilet? I'd think so. In my humble opinion, my tendency to come up with suicidal thoughts rose over 9999% while staying in the Mirage. Please don't waste not even one moment staying at an expensive garbage room with wifi that sucks. Basically wifi really sucks.