Bitchy review: While they do serve okay food, what is rustic about this place? It's nice, clean and new. Merriam Webster defines rustic as: of, relating to, or suitable for the country: rural *rustic rolling farmland*. OMG this place is NOT country. \n\nLegit review: No seriously the place isn't rustic. Okay I'm done... the brunch at Rustic was just so-so. Coming from Chicago, we take brunch seriously and I was leaving a little be desired from my southwest omelet. And puh-leeze--I WAS IN THE SOUTHWEST. Call me an idiot, (\"you're an idiot\") but if I order a southwestern omelet, I'd expect it to be at least A LITTLE spicy as a main ingredient was chorizo. T'wasn't.