folks, their slogan, doesn't lie\ni met, the helpful, hardware guy\nat Ace. this morning, name was joe\nand, as far, as hardware goes\njoe's an ace, 'bout bolts and nuts\nsprinkler heads, lopers to cut\novergrown, oleanders\ncustomer service, old school standards\ntrellis, to train, my bouganvilla\njoe, the ace, trumps bob vila\nu know, the tv handy man\nthat bearded, beard, for a brand\nknows each item, in that store\non his ACT's, scored 34\nwell that's not true, i didn't ask\nbut the ACE test, he surely passed\nlike all the others, on their floor\nmakes me wish, that there were more\nstores run like this, may cost a few\nshekles more, but wouldn't you\nrather deal with helpful joe\nthan what they have, at Home Depot?