I want so badly to love this gaudy, grotesque monstrosity... but alas... I cannot...\n\nThe strange neon light show was beyond basic. You would need to be very high or very drunk for it to come close to being \"entertaining\" .... The usual crowd here tends to be a little rough around the edges and on the seedy side., but that's fine by me...\nThere are gimmicky wares for sale and tacky, random celebrity lookalikes for photo ops... There are bands set up along the main drag and plenty of places to get sugary noxious looking alcoholic beverages served up in plastic boots...it's all just a bit too kitchy for me though....\n\nHOWEVER, I will continue to come to Freemont Street for 2 reasons:\n\n*Cheap Drinks\n*Low Table Minimums\n\nAlso, I secretly like the skeezy, sheisty vibe this place  gives off... we all need to slum-it once in a while.