Repeat after me:  when I am drunk and staggering, there is NOTHING better than a Gyro and fries.  And, unless you're a dolt, you just order WATER, you hear me!  Its messy, delicious and now even meets most health codes...but it lost a lot of character when they remodeled.  But even though there's enough plastic for a couple of McDonald's here, it still retains its essential Greekiness...even though the staff is now nearly completely Latino!!  Still have lots of Catsup with your fries, let the sauce run over your fingers and eat ALL those onions, you're not going to be kissing anyone this morning anyhow!