Do you like Carrot Top?  I mean, do you really like Carrot Top?  If so, then I recommend staying at the Luxor, where you can enjoy seeing his mug everywhere, advertising his totally awesome show there.  I, on the other hand, cannot stand that ass hat... which is one of the many reasons that my stay at the Luxor was less than savory.  For only $200 a night (during off season), you too can live it up in the dankest hotel on the strip.  Dank, I tell you, dank!