These far-reaching Gods of Cafetopolis you see, \n\nWhose minions such as Paneracles and Chipotle have erected from sea to sea,\n\nDesired like the vendors beyond the Acropolis offerings,\n\nCafeteria dining serving Gyro and many such things,\n\n\n\nThe fare was befitting of above mentioned ilk,\n\nTwo stars at best though service was silk,\n\nThe dolomades came hard the hummus was tasty,\n\nSpanakopita came fried as the cooks may be hasty,\n\nFalafel were shaped as tater-tots would,\n\nPasty inside the two were not good,\n\n\n\nSalad lacked olives but for a dollop all ground,\n\nFeta was sparse with no pungency found,\n\nDrachmas went quickly when food was just ordered,\n\nHigher quality Greek food the price could have afforded\n\n\n(English majors...was that iambic pentameter?)