I was here on business, but for you rockafellas that can afford to stay here on your leisure, prepare yourself for luxxxxury. \nThe hotel is actually only a lobby, pool, and a few restaurants -- the guest rooms are the top 5 stories of the Mandalay Bay. \nWhen I arrived, they upgraded me to a fat strip view suite, because the room I'd booked was too small for the rollaway I'd requested for my hotel-crashing friend. The suite was gorgeous, and I swear they pipe in this tropical flower scent all over this hotel because everything smells fresh, natural, and fruity (which is the antithesis of the usual Vegas scent experience).\n4 Seasons guests have access to the Mandalay pools, but don't bother -- they're grody, loud, sticky, and packed with screaming rug rats. The 4 Seasons has its own pool -- a lush, quiet, tropical oasis with servers handing out pineapple slices, complimentary iced tea, and cucumber slices for your eyes. Thanks, company dime!