I get it. I understand the premise. At first it was cute and funny and amusing, but when you place a hat on my 13 YEAR OLD daughters head that says \"I'm the load my mom should have swallowed\"............. i looked at the list of things that you say you are NOT and i realized you covered all those bases.\nSo if you're looking for a place with uncomfortable seating and mediocre overpriced food. This is it.