I've stayed here twice.\n\nThe FIRST time I came here, I stayed at the Masquerade tower. The AC in the room was the weirdest thing ever. You were either freezing your dick off, or sweating balls. The TV was old and blasted radiation in my eyes. The view was crap. I lost a shit ton of money playing games of the adult variety. \n\nI said to myself, \"Never again!\"\n\nMy buddy Alex drags me by the collar and forces me at gunpoint to accompany him to Vegas and stay at the Rio. I said \"Please sir! I'd rather eat a cowchip before I enter that rathole again!\"\n\nAfter consuming said cowchip (maybe I should've told him I just didn't want to go..), we stayed at the Rio for two of the most unpleasant nights I've ever had since turning 21. \n\nOn the plus side: 600$ from a slot machine!\nOn the downside: 3 rowdy children screaming at the top of their lungs next door from the hours of 8am-11am. Seriously?? Don't you know that these are the REAL quiet hours in Vegas??