Tick, tock. Tick tock. This line is not moving. Tick, tock. But ooooh, I think I'm still drunk and I NEED this coffee. Tick, tick, tick. I even have a Starbucks RedCard so I can donate a bit of the money from my hangover healant back to AIDS research and take advantage of some wifi! This will be worth it... I hope. Tick. Omg, now I have to pee!! Tick. Tock. Tick. This is torture. Tock.\n\nFINALLY, it's my turn!  But wait... Out of croissants? And there's no wifi?? Seriously, you don't accept your own Starbucks cards?!? Well you didn't have to be rude about it. Time's up, this place is an absolute waste.