Mama Mia! Fast food Italian. Who woulda thunk it? Well. Somebody incompetent and passionless. I would rename this place Yuckoli's. Fits better. \n\nI knew I was treading on dicey turf going to this joint. But it was in Rickie's old hood and the culinary establishments were limited to fast food and chain restaurants. So I went basic with spaghetti and meatballs (oh God, really, for the love of balls, these circular beef objects were filled with some sawdust like material and blander than Jennifer Aniston's movie career). Not good. We also tried a chicken Alfredo like dish that apparently was made with Elmer's glue. \n\nPasty. Bland. And, yes, it does stick to construction paper. \n\nI wasn't expecting much. But I wasn't expecting to be grossed out. All I can say is \"Mama Mia, papsa a pee'ah, daddy's got the diarrhea\". \n\nThere. \n\nThat's classy. And Elite of me. Don't ya think?