Best Airports to be drunk in\n1) Narita/Tokyo- Come on, it's made of glass and you can ride the monorail for about 3 hours and everyone's too polite to tell you to get off.\n2) Chicago O'Hare- There's a mother f.ing neon tunnel (put on some The Dark Side of the Moon in that and you'd be bumped up a spot)\n3) McCarran- Las Vegas. You just spent 12 hours in Vegas. It's inevitable, how can you not be drunk? The stone Lizard and Snake make great props and the mesmerizing slot machines make you forget you're waiting for a flight back home while the rest of your friends are still tanning at the pool. Bitches.\n\nLook a quarter! Deposit. Pull. \nCherry, Cherry! Cherry!!!.....Lemon  =(\n Oh fuck. Well at least it's time to board.