My astrologer GPT said that amidst all the chop boredom and doomerism going around rn, ethereum ETF will get approved on May 23rd and we will enter a new phase of CT


The global epicenter of decentralisation is still His Excellency Justin Sun


Megaeth must be the last EVM l2. Pls no more evms after a really fast one


What users want What researchers want


SF crypto rn feels like a curios mix of legit AI guys who don't know shit about tokens and "legit" token guys who don't know shit about AI


A DaO can work if there's a Mao k Zeller


@haydenzadams Mark is wrong about the CFTC tho


@DonCryptonium Cosmic... Rizzler


I learnt from talking to @zmanian on a different topic that *Rizz* in founders is a combination of autism and charisma. Charisma comes from belief, Autism is a gift


Because money in crypto comes years before the product gets anywhere close to the vision, the most satisfying thing is to bet on founders who cant stop shipping *after* they get rich - like a psychopath. Vitalik, Sandeep, Toly and the likes - those are few but those are the ones


Purple vibes in AI country


Powerhouse founder @CyberShakti, also a member of @Hadronfc of Poster is onto a bunch of really cool stuff


@Evan_ss6 I support this proposal wholeheartedly


gm San Francisco. Welcome to Founder Friday with @Hadronfc and @DablClub


@blockgraze Our price is always $10k on farcaster ignoramus


@ASvanevik >> legally


I met a super cool legit ai project building on @NEARProtocol - my only concern is that their product and commercial model makes a lot of sense for users in the real world which will make it difficult for them to hype it to $1B-$10B in our digital (asset) world


Its not that. It shows weakness for eth guys to make a little private kumbaya village where everyone agrees w each other and away from the non deferential masses that buy the coins


@torabyou Bro I jus found an ai*crypto use case


@Bitzy_App Maybe Justin Sun


Never think of yourself as the first guy


@howdymerry @rushimanche I N T E G R A T E D I N B I O


The main issue w eth bull cases is that all those bull cases cases refer to tokens and chains other than eth itself this exactly is cosmosification bullish on cosmos! the token? no, the tech. oke bro


The main bull case for ethereum is that no one in the loudfluencer layer has said dum things like "ethereum alignment" in a month


@DoveyWan We ganna rotat moneys from March launches to May launches but ya no bullish unlocks possible


@nitesh_m13 @EFDevcon Its location and labels. There are US based projects w US company/uni labels that have no trouble w fundraising or bd with an almost entirely asian/south asian origin team


Met a friend in SF who was hired solely as a token white person by an Asia based project for their slide deck and american sounding email for VCs This @EFDevcon in Thailand, we should do a panel or smth explaining that white people of America are also real people with skills


The intelligence was artificial all along


@HeslinKim To remind us. Newborns sleep all the time


Based on US college fees and UK private school fees, the market looks extremely bullish here


@mraltantutar Second D optional


@jacobkxyz I see Jacob on the advisor slide, I ape


Are we really going to pretend that 99% of crypto investors do any sort of due diligence in a bullmarket? Checking if it a hot deal, if there's some AI in it and who else is investing is bula DD


The other thing thats extremely concerning for the future of crypto is that so many smart people thought SVM on ETH is a good idea


The only person a crypto founder should strive hard to touch is Jensen Huang


The view from the house of web3 says smth


@RobinsonBurkey


House of web3 is near YODA fountain


Is retardio ventures a viable name for a new crypto venture fund? asking for a friend


What if the entire purpose of life is for us to sleep well


@based16z A L G O I N B I O


@0xmadisonn I feel attacked by this tweet


@torabyou No amigo deliver taco bell


@colludingnode Its a vibe


Living, by choice, without a car in a suburban airport motel in California is kinda the comfortable/quaint version of the all american illegal immigrant experience


@shumochu @sreeramkannan @musalbas protocols are social networks


@abhixh thas not how burgerland werks


@abhixh again the point is he dgaf, its the dems in the house and senate


@abhixh you need to win both sides is the point


@michaelhanono not possible - tweets are forever


All series A onwards founders should consider exec coaching. Mainly because high stress roles expose too many costly blind spots in us (and partly because that's also my career plan in a max 10 years from now).


Avichal ser is right. Imajin if coin lobby goes all in on GOP and Biden-Warren-Gensler combo comes back anyway  Is there gud hands on AI education for millenials nearby?


@sgoldfed Definitely in defi among L2s rn and the only 1 in fraud proofs. In gaming and tradfi metrics don't back the claim


@jimmyhumania @encryptedbae I am a theoretical researcher in KOL science. Allocations require running your own podcast, youtube channel, blog or substack


@hotpot_dao @jarrodWattsDev I am also something of an infra scientist myself


@DoveyWan We need retail ai agents


Why ban them when you can slash them and fork them


@jarrodWattsDev @hotpot_dao its incentives market values infra stories as "infinite horizon future mev" and app stories as "current mev" infra token is a torrid romance, app tokens are marriage with kids, bills and diapers


Market manipulation in crypto culture means bearish manipulation ie sophisticated actors selling too fast. Bullish manipulation ie buying quickly and selling slowly is not considered manipulation. Bullish manipulation means "token price action is the best marketing"


@LefterisJP Germans require working fraud proofs


The main technical defect in ethereum, and this is a post 2020 thing, is the social layer taking ourselves too seriously as if our token is curing malaria across africa instead of shipping good old useful products that people would want to use


@toghrulmaharram Ya its like Ansem v Sassano


@toghrulmaharram Trump dont want coiner votes so much. His campaign wants sweet Selkis and Briun tokens


Whats the most efficient way to become an AI KOL if Boden wins?


crypto and wall st never really cared about character as long as ppl make number go up general vibe has been that even outright criminals are oke as long as the victim is someone else compared to characters coiners have idolised over a decade, last wks reports are quinoa salad


For the rest of the year, Trump is going to get KOL allo in everything


@aeyakovenko crypto is political because control of money is power


Today I refrained from making a dozen Neel/Solestia jokes This is how I know that Jesus is looking out for us in America


@jonwu_ It depends - external agencies can be very valuable *if* you have a couple of ppl internally who know their shit and the outcomes they want from the agency


At this point, maybe @LayerZero_Labs should gib all the airdrop coins farmed by Sybils to the Trump campaign


@clairekart @MihailoBjelic No other choice for crypto now


The one and only @MihailoBjelic ladies and gentlemen


@jacobkxyz @rushimanche @movementlabsxyz Hadron frens tour ser


@0xMert_ Dubai crypto not as high IQ. Thats why I frequently escape to Tarun's basement


@AzFlin No one needs SVM on ETH - handsy or otherwise


@0xMert_ SF or NYC. Foundation in CH, AD or Cayman at token time. Send me helius allo for notlegaladvice


@0xHushky @rushimanche @movementlabsxyz Rushi might be the dad here, hes wiser


My other favorite layer on ethereum


@jacobkxyz What is Canada?


Eigenlayer is big business in SF


If Biden vetoes this house crypto vote, burger frens know what to do...


mass adoption this, one billion users that but crypto apps won't really find pmf as long as founders can succeed financially inspite of their product and business failing outcomes follow incentives and thats that


Claimables airdrop tracker by Bankless is the most egalitarian thing i’ve ever seen. Its insanely ambitious, and if it works, it can reshape the fabric of modern society.


@MacroMate8 Social skills are incompatible with blockchain technology


@matthew_sigel @atterX_ @SECGov @GaryGensler David ser forgot to tag Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden


ngl; odds of surviving crypto with one s reputation, honor, liberty and integrity intact are lower than the five year returns on chinese polkadot ICO coins


@toghrulmaharram Why cant we do intersubjective slashing


Fully liquid alts like matic are not part of this complex and sol is also largely out of it now


@0x42069x go to bitcoin asia immediately


@0x42069x most. no crypto team has ever made it for two cycles in a row without a chinese woman in sr mgmt


@moo9000 Only hopium ser


Today's unsolicited advice for all a16jit portcos


Thats what they said about Gary Gensler


Unsubscribing from Binance mailing list hits hard


Overrated: working for mcdonalds Underrated: working FROM mcdonalds


California weather rn is like France in summer except people work


@MPtherealmvp crypto ppl come to vibe and swiftly find a laptop


Memecoins coming to a CFA program near you


@jacobkxyz @jarrodWattsDev Not applying any pressure of any kind


Please do not apply physical pressure on other humans without their consent


@TorBair @TrustlessState I think that one could be a misunderstanding. Sometimes investors can be too proactive/involved and get easily misunderstood


@simplykashif No but early school. Dubai now


Guy has 16 million dollars of BTC in the small town I did junior high. Meanwhile I did enterprise (nocoiner) ethereum


@jarrodWattsDev @jacobkxyz I am just a guy, standing in front of gud projets, asking them to take my money in seed round


@QwQiao Ser cosmos won. Ethereum got cosmosified


Basic HR training for crypto founders and investors Who's building this?


This is unquestionably the most boring crypto cycle so far unless one seeks refuge in reading source code or papers of the crypto profs


The european frens are jus vibing. The North American fren is always raising the next round


@cburniske Chris can you please ask retail to start buying?


@0xSisyphus Joe sued Gary


@blockgraze reward ai agents


@CloutedMind marriage is staking. kids are restaking


@Melt_Dem I am always (mid, mid) at the origin


Alimony payments are an example of real life Intersubjective slashing


This is why third cyclers like Mich buy property


@coopernicus01 Ya lots of ppl are bored of empty infra


As soon as you land in SF the fragrance of decentralised AI tokens hits your lungs like pollen. You can almost see their beautiful hues and colors from the Milpitas sky


Mode is the first blockchain to launch below $1B FDV this szn US crypto law requires every L1 to launch at > $10b FDV and L2 at > $3B FDV There will be consequences. Retail should prepare to be arrested for this


@tina_connects @HugoPhilion @jbrukh >> Bitcoin is the largest super computer in the world Citation needed. Community notes. Frontier at oak ridge does 1.2 exaflops


Onchain AI agents will not only farm airdrops and trade memecoins but also cook, clean, change diapers and date yo mama. You are not ready


Sol legal is no contest for the team eth had in '18. Sol has no project brooklyn, no aaron wright, no pat berarducci, no matt corva, no perkins coie, no simpson thatcher, no S&C


@lukedelphi I cannot clearly see this yet. Do you have a demo?


@grahamfergs @OmniFDN It solves everything


Blockchains can be used to solve anything if you just ignore how they actually work


@HugoPhilion @jbrukh Yeah. Aggregating RTX4060 on a million laptops is not as useful as a few hundred H100s. In the words of Sreeram ser, blockchains offer two value props: verifiability and censorship resistance. He didn't say only two but I certainly think its only those two


@labs_electron @sandeepnailwal @koeppelmann @jdkanani @anuragarjun Congratulations


I go to San Francisco wher they dont use words like crypto anymoar They call our coins open source AI now


@boratheworld @_kaitoai origin (mid, mid)


An EIP that improves ethereum to $5000 Who's building this?


@coopernicus01 exactly


MODE at $500m shows that the market is tired of me too EVM L2s


@j0hnwang memes


I don't understand big tech guys. Whenever they cant solve a problem in the office they all wanna go away to a beach or tourist haven to try to do the same work


Work


I am not sure we want disclosures tbh. shkreli did some ionet disclosures and that delayed the damn token launch


Wat does dis mean for bittensor?


>> What can appchains do that smart contracts can’t? Answer: Raise money


crypto got some collateral damage at the netflix Tom Brady roast


@Kautukkundan Polygon CDK


Wen you hire too many people in bula...


Solana price chart flattened after Ansem and Mert started appearing on dot eth cap tables. Haraam is haraam


@0xMert_ Says the Sassal of Solano


Multisigs are intersubjective but with tyranny of the majority


@hmalviya9 @arbitrum @JupiterExchange Its not the fud. Theres not much to do on those two chains yet


@NTBro Effective scaling in crypto needs to be community led not corporate led. Faang scaling methods are counterproductive. Balaji's network state book explains this well


@0xMert_ At this rate you will be the first guy to get a wells notice for tweeting imo


@GwartyGwart This is subjective, not intersubjective


Racer was here


@bobbinth


Meeting a scientist and inventor like @viswanathpramod ser of @witnesschain is a profound relief after two weeks of token2049, airdrop szn and the CT goings on


@gajeshnaik @0xranvir @witnesschain Princeton, historic Nassau Hall


@GwartyGwart crispr and yeti were desci, just no token


@0xranvir The other way round ser


All along the watchtower with @0xranvir


@MonetSupply @jackzampolin San Fentanyl is no good for walking


@sassal0x @thedailygwei Get some rest ser. Well deserved. I need a week of meditation soon as well


@dmihal The slow refresh rate will rot your brain


@SGJohnsson It wasnt a 3 trillion sector under trump and ftx/luna/celsius hadnt happened. bank lobby vs tech lobby is the play. lets see how the gop treats crypto but I am looking forward to toldyaso when the great american policy continuity shows up under gop


@Shenanigrahams Yes. Bank lobby v tech lobby is where its ultimately at and despite Balaji's fervent protests, trust in tech has gone down lately and theres no reason why the electorate will trust big tech to run the credit or monetary system


this reminds me of the time wen crypto law used to think cftc will be moar crypto friendly than the SEC. I am not sure republicans in power will be more crypto friendly than dems either. ultimately legislation is needed to resolve an unsustainable two tier finreg architecture


@NeerajKA you are a tungsten cube kol


You get a wells notice, he gets a wells notice, she gets a wells notice


I am deeply concerned that where things are going everyone in America will be forced to work on a revenue producing profit generating business with actual products and customers. This is not ok


Gary is suing Robinhood for dumping retail's Solano at the bottom?


The future is aggregation and verification


I need all my zk frens to stop fighting


@ronawang Wen token


Battery pack for self defense


Retail AGI to buy our coins


@HashCurveKris in web2 equity is priced by profit. in crypto tokens are not allowed by gary to accrue profit


VCfrens like to fund chains But chains need apps wat do? guess one good news about modular/appchains is that now apps can get funded by pretending to be chains


Pugs have this remarkable ability to just sleep at any time of the day or night... crispr?


@mdudas Ser this is bula. DD is frowned upon


@visavishesh Yeh. When it comes to startups, winning is money but money isn't winning


@0xgaut Not any but Rome, Paris, London pretty good yeah


Is New York the world's greatest city for people who like to walk?


@AzFlin imajin the grants


@AzFlin What if shes an a16z delegate at umich


@hotpot_dao Only way to stay alive. Local fare is deadly long term


If it says Ponzu, I say yessss!!!


@GwartyGwart Cooley and Latham have been disintermediated by


The only way to make any money in markets is to leave a decent amount of money on the table. There's always going to be another "opportunity"


@hotpot_dao @megaeth_labs very gud projet


B A G S I N B I O


@Noah_Saav they are the same folks as cexfi and defi folks. its incentives not people


dont invest in founders who are in it mainly for the money - they will get rich and you will likely be scammed dont invest in founders who are NOT in it for the money - they will likely go to zero and take your money along Money must be not


EOS ICO, but for VCs


RETH is the most egalitarian thing I've ever seen. It's insanely ambitious, and if it works, it can reshape the fabric of society.


Who is referred to by more names?


You bought digital land in the metaverse. Sellers bought physical land on bondi beach


@safetyth1rd compared to money crypto yeah


Sometimes crypto makes me miss tradfi. It wasn't much but it was honest work


Friendtech is actually KOLTech and the token should be called $KOL


@jacobkxyz Much better than being the poors of 2022


Kinda gud that the points meta ended-ish


@paulg Will they allow consumption of AGI meat?


Manhattan gMonadosa


Liquid is an emotional torment. I prefer to be locked in and inhale copious hopium


@Taran_ss The important question is whether there's an *even* greater fool


@basedkarbon also $BONSAI


Most suffering in the token world today is because locked fdv and unlocked fdv are entirely different animals, and devs are deluded into thinking locked FDV is real


@happysubstack @cosmos make growth hacking math consistent w airdrop math


@Bitzy_App @cosmos The issue is Devs thinking they have earned it just because VCs assigned a crazy FDV


@happysubstack @cosmos yes


The art of doing a decent airdrop that doesn't kill the vibe died with @cosmos tho Jito was pretty good. Ethereum guys just don't seem to know how to do airdrops anymore without being a bunch of lawyers, snobs or total d*ks


If you're into crypto, pivot to technology


@moo9000 The online fight is mostly incentivised KOLs ( VCs are KOLs ) vs other KOLs


@toghrulmaharram VCs are KOLs w LP money


Every airdrop is now a PVP fight of investors, advisors and incentivised KOLs vs users, farmers and KOLs not incentivised


@nickwh8te more moving parts, more bugs and rugs


@bigmagicdao Money should be able to buy clothes tho


@0xSisyphus This is because no net new cash is entering the market and apes are just rotating among coins


All this pain because projets think their token is akshual money, wen in fact its only the dank memes and the farmers that make em so


@0xMert_ Bankless Podcast


Layer0 be like, "come register with us" for airdrop


So all this airdrop fighting is because a16z guys reallly believe their bridge is worth $3b huh


@jon_charb This is subjective, not intersubjective


Found the aggregation man in manhattan


@loomdart Too much inference from one day of flow. AI not happy


@eawosikaa Speaking of the poli-token-ical alignments, Celestia is shared security for cosmos chains


@mraltantutar Intersubjectively, not objectively


@mraltantutar Now you are non transferable


What'd we do without Jerome Powell, our pumper in chief, Lisan Al Gaib?


@MikeIppolito_ cocaine


How to do an uncomplicated airdrop that doesn't annoy people? We can't. We don't know how


@blockgraze send 5m, I delet account


@ZeMariaMacedo @friendtech Its backed by VC


@aeyakovenko @0xMert_ As long as costco hotdog is not a security


Layer0 secondaries now back at last round val. Those of you who think this is a primary market FDV bubble... whatever McAfee said


The EIGEN token design is bullish for mybags and bearish for yourbags. Yes, you read that right. Read this thread to find out why


@instantfinality That's @StaniKulechov s wallet


It is what it is. We are pivoting to


Cosmos Guys v Eigenlayer Guys PVP is most entertaining


Racer should have made FRIEND non transferable


Wen can I buy $FRIEND at the same price as Paradigm?


Wen crypto lawyers spend too much time w devs


Racer appears to be time travelling from two crypto generations ago The people we know with this level of hyper entertaining flourish and unhinged madness are the dark web era bitcoiners of Puerto Rico Since then its been a process of slow civilisation of the digital caveman


@ayyyeandy @dervoiedk so far


@ayyyeandy hadron will never launch a token


New catalysts for the market BTC ETF Inflows  Berachain Baddies  Memecoins  Ethereum ETF  Halvening  Wormhole launch  Eigenlayer airdrop  Friendtech Launch  NVDA stonk/AI hype  Who's next?


Too many high FDV token launches Pretty much no new cash coming in to the market Retardio


@lex_node @BackTheBunny Does Uniswap qualify as a secondary market?


@kobigurk That looks like a multisig


@lex_node Safety in numbers. Also, get very rich and pay a little fine has been an effective approach for EOS, XRP...


@mraltantutar You are AI?


@ngmingmingmi @eigenlayer Its fair and gud for the vibes, ie bullish


@0xMert_ I was told Solano social is


As an @eigenlayer angel investor, this is the part I really like, unironically


You're not poor, you're non transferable rich


I was angry because Eigen gave me $xy,000 Eigen gave me another $1,000 Now I am even more angry


@Bonecondor @Hadronfc fosho


@jillrgunter His name is hubspot


@TrustlessState @jillrgunter What % of the 60m pre-sale was bought by insiders?


gooning  is what comes before mooning  few


GM NYC crypto frens, pls join us for @Hadronfc drinks tomorrow 7pm. Limited spots, RSVP for an invite. We'll send location details to approved guests.


@eawosikaa @0xMert_ @aeyakovenko escape to kumbaya chat alone cost us 500 bucks/eth is my view but ultrasound money isn't everything. theres more to life


@5dayoldburrito forced hodl is a gift. bula hasn't even properly begun in ethereum


50% APY from airdrop on my restaked eth, 10x t-bills So angry w EIGEN devs rn


@jackzampolin @ghazni1010 avail is ethereum aligned. all our rollups are gud rollups


I added half a bitcoin on a roundtrip volatility trade, here's what I learnt  WORK


@mraltantutar I belv in AI sharding


@blockgraze Is this Chris Burniske's alt?


@benjaminjwhitby First hire post fundraise should be someone who can run a mean spreadsheet and count money


Are you  prepared to be raging mad about the next layer to do an airdrop? LAYER ZERO


I suspect @bneiluj was the last French guy in crypto who did more than 60 hours a week. That was $150 eth pre merge. Then eth crossed $1,000 and the generation of devs that followed discovered joi de vivre


@KyleLDavies Why can a son protest over vanilla soy latte but not a daughter?


Most founders haven't run a budget and don't realise how little a billion dollars is once you start hiring gud cv and wrapping them into a company Budgets are not linear but fractal. If you need one dollar to run a one person company, you need $20-$100 to run a 10 person company


@0xWenMoon Its bro bd, not boy bd. world knows bd girls that are more 100x more bro than bro chain


Prof Richard Feynman is back from the dead. He read Tarun's paper on liquidations and he has pivoted from Physics to Tokenomics. He is now saying things like "bro, I can't miss this cycle. tell me which quantum fields are hot for a token launch"


These AI coins just need to decentralise


Celestia rollups will have the highest combined number of empty blocks in human history. The world canto be ready for this revolution


"In the beginning, the world was united in its misery. Then every airdrop divided the world between the have invested and the have not invested" - Issac Asimov, "the ai token"


If your core belief is that money is real, you will be miserable in crypto, no matter how much money you have no money is less real than ERC20, never has been


@0xsachi the best founders are successful ™


@mdudas Its AI


Few more objective ETF outflow days and all the hatoors will be thanking their EIGEN for not unlocking anytime soon


@CosmosHOSS history things


crypto is belong to neither bulls, nor bears, only survioors


Bitcoin ETF outflows are objective, not intersubjective


@jacobkxyz I am registered


@Altvm_Thesis @ceterispar1bus aez, mesh security, celestia, babylon - all tryna solve ss


@adamdavidlong Gud tip thanks


I was ethically cleansed out of instantly unlocked KOL rounds


Prepare to work real hard this summer anon


This summer, I need a very long healing drive from NY to SF via route 66


ignore the prices guys. the prices are ignoring you anyway


What happened to the @gridplus DePin token?


Its like banking IT and ops back in the day. If you got a lotta guys who ain't gonna do nothin', they might as well do nothing for a lot less


@ceterispar1bus ETH is tho


@ceterispar1bus nope. Cosmos guys been trying mesh security, aez, bunch of things for a while


@EffortCapital Even ATOM is *still* worth something. Eigen is going to be worth multiples that as the shared security token that actually gets used


@ceterispar1bus We know from years of Cosmos appchains and L2s that there's demand for shared security.


@EffortCapital You can't slash smth thats worth nothing - you need something intermediate between "sovereign" coin and restaked eth


@EffortCapital because </check price of 95% of cosmos appchain coins>


@mraltantutar @ConvexCat @Hadronfc Always for you


I proposed to my wife 21 years ago Here's what I learnt from the experience about being a cofounder  RAISE MONEY


@AndrewCapasso_ @Hadronfc Inspired by a misplaced USB cable


@Hadronfc @akshaybd Akshay ser is our bff


@Hodl5x @DoveyWan nope. check $w


@ConvexCat @Hadronfc @kylegordonart did this


gm New York


@mraltantutar All the action is in NY + ethglobal confs


@DoveyWan No 3 arrows, No Novo, no Barry, no Jump either this time. We are all alone in this world


@mraltantutar You should assume you will have to market your own product. Marketing is the blender, you gotta feed it the juice


@Securitize is the old fashioned long horizon product, pmf, revenue, earnings kinda startup in our world - very refreshing. Nasdaq listing is inevitable


@EffortCapital yes. objective faults are secured by restaked eth


@hotpot_dao your uniswap fork is not the same as my uniswap fork


@EffortCapital shared security is kinda the whole point of eigenlayer


A token launch without legal or regulatory risk


Gud lawyers launch gud token. Great lawyers ruin gud token. Therein lies the difference


I have been sick for a whole week since I went to his longevity summit


GCR stands for Gary (says) come register (with us)


@molly0xFFF I miss buffering...


@ecent18 Actually it was Dale Carnegie's book and the emotional intelligence book


Next catalyst up for the market will be EIGEN airdrop unlock in 12 months


crypto has already chosen me for this


You guys are even selling the future of AI memecoins like Bittensor Do you know how upset decentralised AI will be about this when she finds out and what she will do to your non AI coins?


BUIDL THROUGH BERA


If I start bullposting know that I have capitulated $1000 SOL by July LFG


Sydney Sweeney is very overrated


Can we make all the tokens non transferable till you guys start buying instead of selling?


EIGEN will unlock at the generational picotop in 12 mo and you will be happy


@0xfoobar LRT are lame but theres a bunch of good stuff like Witness, ethOS, hyperspace and aligned layer coming online


How poor are we today?


I had to come all the way to NYC today to make sure CZ gets a light sentence I'd like to thank Jeo Boden and the Federal government for their cooperation uponly


Its good that CZ is locked for far fewer months than my EIGEN airdrop. I'd gladly make that trade


@FeederRotation not fumbling generational wealth, no


Monad remains my favorite non transferable token


Elon's razor remains undefeated


Next time maybe Berachain should throw more middle class parties and let us have a longer bullmarket


Is @HsakaTrades brown gcr?


Hello bullmarket VCs. Hows that high FDV "deal flow" treating you today?


Santi and Ippo promised $750 SOL How do I get a refund?


Eigenlayer airdrop killed Solana mission accomplished?


@hudsonjameson Now she has a relationship and a relationship classic


This evil VCs narrative is a bullmarket phenom. By the time bera ends 5-8/10 projects have died, rugged, handed the protocol back to the community or gone back to work at google. Its all fun and games on the way up but on the way down, its a lot less fun to be crypto VC


RWA this, RWA that. Reality is that none of the RWA stuff apart from stables makes a dime without a hyped up exchange listed unreal world governance token


@GwartyGwart PwC - risk assurance


max pain would be eth based burger projects doing the magic backflip gensler pleasing voodoo potions legilimency a16z-latham giga legal wisdum token and goonsler winning his argument v eth


gm New York week at @Hadronfc


@jelenaaa____ No


Undeleting an important post here


@ecent18 ya man. you pass people by on the street and they say things like "sue you later bro, bye"


@ecent18 lawsuit doesnt mean criminal. in america everyone likes to sue everyone. some people even have names like sue


EIGEN token fud will last a week or so maximum before we get a nice all non american token and forget our denial of instant gratification Speaking of those wonderful old fashioned non burgerland tokens @AvailProject cant be too far behind?


@0xMert_ idk. I am already seeing *ethereum* aligned people tryna getcha on their cap table imajin


@0xMert_ Mert delet. You ganna be bankless of solana bro


@ecent18 Unrelated


@0xlstern Thinks of themselves as a revolutionary cypherpunk dev. Do Kwon had a couple


@luigidemeo Coincenter and Santori started this in 2016-17. It has worked ngl


Your crypto lawyers should be gud but not too gud. If they are gud you will launch a gud token. If they are too gud you will do some made up contortionist acrobatic shit with your token, upset everyone and watch a nice downward hyperbola while Gary comes after you anyway


Any one can be a tech founder. That's no fun. A crypto founder is born when a token gives birth to them. Before token, they work for the tech. After token, they work for the lawyers


Satashi called me from a burner phone. He wants to change the title of his paper to "Bitcoin, a universal objective computational work token"


@functi0nZer0 @DrNickA Balaji is a16z bro. He can say anything. You are Balaji but worse


@hotpot_dao $ASMR


Universal intersubjective work token


@0xHushky Jokes aside, that paper is personally the best education I have received on proof of stake - read it


@0xMert_ Defo not more complicated than Streaming blocks and proof of history


Who's ready for NEWTON protocol?


One upside of the EIGEN paper is that after reading it, the one and only Kyle Samani ser will finally understand proof of stake


@functi0nZer0 Whats your highest level of education?


I am objective. You are subjective. They are intersubjective


A 46 page token should be $1B per page at unlock imo


@SmokeyTheBera Eth can also do Ooga Booga ™


@camillionaire_m do your own token C!


@tmnxeq @Crypto_Noddy tl;dr slash eigen token not eth except for objectively attributable faults like double signing


is the fast path to token heaven


In ethereum we love slashing. Why don't we just slash the SEC's budget?


@Evan_ss6 Outsiders also


I feel Solano ecosystem VCgang shouldn't take @a16z s criticism of memecoins as personal criticism. If anything, less dependence on memecoin mania would be good for solprice


GEODNET_ @PowerPod_People @witnesschain @DIMO_Network alfaleak


crypto native, fiat native upto you - if you hire gud ppl who know wat they doing and do it well, gimme allo


@0xWenMoon that idk but I was a tradfi-PwC guy at ConsenSys


@mdudas @QwQiao yep. to me crypto native means you are curious enough to use the chains and protocols, hands on, frequently, so that you know what youre shilling or selling lol


@hmalviya9 @a16z Thats fine and so is optimism and bullishness but without risk factors and caveats some retail guy is gonna get very rekt betting that way is my main irritation


@hmalviya9 @a16z actually you are saying a16z made x LAST ( mega money printer zero interest rate ) cycle on other L1, therefore lets assume they will make x THIS cycle ( 5% interest rate ) on this other L1 also, which has no basis. Not all L1 coins return the same returns if you check gecko


The lottery winners this cycle unfortunately are the founders who hype raised at ungodly FDVs and are dumping before launch in secondary


@santiagoroel gud tweet but pls dont say one decade for bula


@Tushar307 fud


@hmalviya9 @a16z VCs invested at x, so 10x-100x is guaranteed is the weirdest valuation model I have ever seen in my fin life


Market is not bad. Most coins are bad


@moo9000 1% is misleading there


DePin is happening on @0xPolygon lfg


@SolarEtherPunk Its not unfortunately - their shop got cleaned up by 8 dollar bera


@efipm


@0xHushky I am pro memes that become real


timeline today


@0xMawuko CIA simple sabotage guide


Don't hire cryptonatives. They might actually use your chain or protocol. No one wants THAT lol Better hire strategy, salesforce, trello, calendly, zoom, slack, notion, greenhouse, workday, rippling, offsite and townhall


@MouquiC observing i am, the laws of coin


ICO Cosmos SDK Governance tokens Layer2s Baby Loan AVSs Yoda's 69th law of coinodynamics says that in the absence of an external source of innovation, blockchain technology evolves towards making it easier and easier to launch new coins


There are way too many new coins coming this year and nowhere near enough cash to feed a fourth of them Can Briun bring some more cash into the system?


Bitcoin is AI money


I've onboarded 1000x people to my twitter account than nearly anyone on earth, you're welcome.


@mdudas @genuinearticles @VCBrags


@0xMert_ Possible KOL alignment detected


@blockgraze Osama Wif Hat is ded


@Austin_Federa Nah fren. We know its always your fault


Can people who die without launching their own token go to heaven?


Just realised eth is 50% below 2021 ATH I have only one question


@JohnNahas84 ConsenSys things


@kunalgoel Relax


Exactly. No one is born crypto native but hands on onchain curiosity and humility count for a lot


@martijnde_boer This is the correct answer wif hat


@masonic_tweets You are a genius, aren't you?


Every time I want to buy eth, the ethereum foundation starts selling some. Is there a coin that has no foundation or labs attached to it?


@blockgraze This is only possible with AI or Dog


@eawosikaa Its all about person role fit including skills, ways of working and personal network. If you want to sell to tradfi, you need someone from tradfi. If you hire an entire company to sell to tradfi, you better have a product to sell to tradfi, and crypto companies generally dont


@SmokeyTheBera @hotpot_dao Roast community is waiting for Bing to throw a "mainstream" party


@rargulati It also ignores the entire industry's empirical experience of the last "mainstream" bula. Blue haired devs been bro selling moar network value every week than phat cv from faang


@0xHushky Yeah. Ask Yuga labs or Polkadot - damn it feels great to hire gud cv, and then all the things that don't move the needle on network value get done brilliantly


There should be laws against making these types or statements without replies enabled. There are roles for which you should ONLY hire crypto natives but those arent roles that involve enduring multiple hour long zoom calls or documenting minutes of the meeting on a notion page


@prashant_xyz @HASHCIB You're assuming cash cost. At 10b FDV, 375m is 3.75%. A gud Spheron token can make miracles.


@Rubenevolent Possible


@gajeshnaik Align the educational testing service by giving them allo in Gaj protocol


I dont understand the type of community member who refuses to give up on a coin long after even the team has


@Rubenevolent We wont have millions of rollups


@Rubenevolent @Hadronfc Tarun's basement


Every AI themed coin wants to align Shkreli now


@DoveyWan The issue with money crypto is that there are hardly any consequences for financial misconduct. Freedom for the good, freedom for the bad and freedom for the ugly alike - and given the political dysfunction in the US, that is unlikely to change anytime soon


Regrettably I missed the ionet round but I very much wanted it. Honestly, I never suspected them of practicing any AI whatsoever, in the same way that I do not expect dogs to wear hats or whatever


@Madhav_goyal_ when you work as booth babe and the visitors give you a lung infection


So physically rekt after catching the booth babe virus last wk that I wanna sell everything and go away to Bhutan rn Monday is a different day tho


@jacobkxyz


@GormoExJourno yes, which color are the bean bags?


To fair ai*crypto funding rounds are such furious battlegrounds rn that no VC can do half decent dd without missing "the next bittensor" if you even try to ask the founder if he or she plays league of legends, its too much. sorry, someone else took the round. bye, lol, xoxo


Its crazy that a couple of 2017-18 ico era retail graveyards and total rugs are now on the @coingecko AI page lol


@GormoExJourno You forgot lfg and rocket emoji


@AzFlin We like the grifts on the way up lfg


@AirdropGlideapp @CelestiaOrg @dymension @berachain Evmos was rugged by its own giga inflationary tokenomics and at least one of the founders going completely off the reservation. Thats got nothing to do w tech. Berachain wrote their own EVM


decentralised ai was in my dream last night. she was very upset about eric, shkreli and mert asking questions about whether some ai projects are vaporware. She asked why these people weren't properly aligned at the time of fundraising. i have never been so scared, help me


@Patrick_Bush_VE Mansion in Bondi beach ser


Everything was going so brilliantly in L2 world. Then this Cosmos guy @jon_charb told everyone that L2s are also blockchains How does he even live with himself?


@lex_node @0xBalloonLover we like them on the way up lfg


@ThorHartvigsen Ooooh you gonna make me stop deploooyinggg


Narrative violation


@bigrkg @anshuldhir_ @hmalviya9 @SGOliveio @amitm_eth @parthbl @pranjalprashar Viva la Dosa revolucion


@DCbuild3r wen airdrop for frens


@0xMert_ Make sure Canada doesn't find out you are the Solana KOL


I hold no bags in this list but Monero is the only real-ish privacy preserving chain and Tezos/Mina/Arweave have distinct usefulness in terms of architecture and research.


Sentiment too bottomy - meanwhile Justin Sun bought $600m in eth The market has almost never been right betting against Justin Sun afaik so


Gonna be in Palo Alto area for @Hadronfc most of May... rumored to be the next best place in crypto after Tarun's basement


Which platforms trade ConsenSys private shares in secondary? Presumably now priced as a call option/prediction market on a legal case


@camillionaire_m very few apps yeah


@zkMoira We have many weworks


@zackvoell @loomdart and we already talk our own book


What has never happened in crypto is that someone delivers an unprecedented product that everyone gets excited about, sells everything else and buys that Not even bitcoin and ethereum that caused an insane level of justified excitement... Evangelism and community matter more


@Aniirban19 @sandeepnailwal @0xPolygon Sandeep ser is chief KOL. I am a light saber Polygoon


@drybonez94 @megaeth_labs top of the line


I want @megaeth_labs to be the last and final EVM layer 2 on ethereum and then we should only ship other programming environments like fluent, movement, fuel, risc0, cartesi and miden


@AutismCapital I think Yuga are finally starting on the back to basics path under Garga and its encouraging. The entire industry, not just Yuga prematurely corporatised and mainstreamed in bula because hab money hire expensive CVs lfg


@jacobkxyz What was he tryna buidl through bera?


It boggles my mind that as a legendary leader, Napoleon got 3 million devs killed over 61 battles. Thats an average of 50,000 per battle


A Blockchain is a distributed database we sometimes attach to them


Tokens are social networks


Coin god is punishing us for dubai crypto parties, laser shows, beachside fireworks, superteam maseratis, Berachain's mainstream coin marketing and girls in Jetski


Bull market is over until June guys. Sell in May go away wasn't a request xoxo


we did. we got a downward alt szn


She's raising money


Never think of your crypto coin or token eg bitcoin, ethereum, solana or STARK as real money Your token is only as real as its tokenholder/e-beggar community chooses to make it


The network state made by tokenholders is 10-10,000x bigger than the blockchain network because it includes people who will never use the chain In fact the chain is often entirely optional


@jacobkxyz @SuperteamAE It still looks good in @thetanmay s videos tho


Everytime I see an @eawosikaa speech pretending to be a tweet


Arb can code, OP can vibe. If the two merged, ethereum would go up


No one listens to Yoda till it hurts


Still Maserati @SuperteamAE? - proud owner of a flooded honda suv


@0xMert_ Beatings will continue till the hat is off


Runes killed bitcoin


A one way bitcoin ETF, no outflows allowed


In venture, buying low is much more important than selling high. This is because it takes years to build anything or value, and buying high is an incentive to sell while you still can, whereas buying low is a buffer to just hold and watch it grow


@AndrewCapasso_ Unless bitcoiners buy alts


No new money coming into the market is a real problem in liquid rn... and it will be an even bigger problem for high fdv illiquid deployoors


Maker DaO succeeded because there's an AI in DAI


We are in that part of the cycle where whoever is not a crypto VC is an angel investor. We are in Q3 2021


@davidfeiock Lol, CA is a distraction in ai szn - its something devs want to do because devs want to dev


@davidfeiock alt l1 rebound thanks to solana, and ai are bigger factors. i am unconvinced about CA being a net positive


NEAR's rebound this year is quite instructive in demonstrating the value of leadership over management, at a minimum, in network state startups


I have food and fuel for six months - send unlocks


ConsenSys suing Gary is 6d chess asking courts qns about the status of eth is how we end solano and alt l1s  if eth loses de facto commodity status anataly's coin has no chance les goh  and if cs wins this one then moar csys alumni get to live in puerto ricoh


@scottmelker Nice tickers you have there


@eawosikaa Well if eth wins its great. If eth goes, other coins are done. We are now assured of splendid entertainment


It would be an "only in crypto" thing if this pre emptive ConsenSys lawsuit takes down the *de-facto* commodity status of ethereum while attempting to protect matamask swaps business


Lawsuit


@ChrisGhent @betterhelp @fiverr Can Illia launch a decentralised ai girlfriend on Near?


@GwartyGwart Well in traditional finance theres a token but theres no team, investor or KOL allo


@toghrulmaharram You gotta hang out w gud law not dev


@RichJWidmann Hurt me permanently if you want, just don't hurt my bags today. Choose Rich


This type of unpleasant talk is why autists gabe and preston gets so many fewer likes and rts than populist crypto community leader law. Dudes are supposed to say shit like "code is not a security " lfg :


Spheron is going to transform compute for decentralised ai


If someone in crypto gets sick, do they become a sickurity?


@HillaryAdler Yes, sometimes hookah is like accidentally kissing men


I think I have booth babe virus - feel like I have aged ten years in a week from a lung infection from the t2049 wk


@EleanorTerrett @Consensys @ethereumJoseph @SECGov That viewpoint made obvious sense after the "sufficient decentralisation" speech from Bill Hinman


@0xAishwary nono, let the demos be on Sol


@0xAishwary You did that to me


How would one build Eigenlayer on ethereum classic? Merge mining?


@eawosikaa Cope harder hatoor. We had ConsenSys for all that. I was there


Solana down 2% after fintech partnership


People working on legit crypto*ai projects ( challenge level extreme but not impossible ) are in a great position If the industry wins, they can become crypto guys and if Gary wins they can become AI guys


Maybe we go back after Eigenlayer unlocks


@AllenNaliath @sama Wen token?


Mr @jchervinsky has told me that code is not a crime. I want @functi0nZer0 to test that by coding some ransomware in pristine haskell


@ecent18 No but those two released an episode saying "why the sec can't stop the bullrun"


Why are my zk children fighting


Stripe is fully ethereum aligned The only reason they chose Solana for the demo is because fintech partnerships reduce price  Check Arbitrum chart after Robinhood partnership See the big picture guys


@fede_intern Rest well guys.


Matamask has: Product, PMF, users, revenue and profit. Not allowed in web3


Two months ago a couple of eth maxis I happen to know well met the SEC Please don't do this


Can we trade CZ for Matamask?


So does WACHTELL have a token?


@jacobkxyz Knock knock knockin on heaven's door


Ethereum has Eigenlayer Solana has Ansem Layer


@jacobkxyz Welcome to hell, fellow angel


The most important builders in the industry rn are the litigators suing the SEC. If either Coinbase or Metamask shit goes wrong, yall habibis of burgeristan can come build in Dubai with us, yalla


@jchervinsky Is this legal advice?


@francisgowen How many do they have


Is there a greater waste of human potential than not having launched one's own token? Nine years after my first ethereum developer conference, I still think about this a lot


Where do therapists go to get therapy?


@0xkydo Solana arguably more decentralised than base and arb tho obviously not eth


I am pretty sure Mert and Ansem are in an emergency meeting with Blockworks rn tryna figure out how to get Solano the same kinda attention from Goonsler that ethereum is getting


This is too early in the cycle for fintech partnership s guys


@SeiNetwork @FilamentFinance Congrats @abhitejxyz


Could have just honestly sued metamask for bad UX on iOS, there was no need for the SEC to make that broker dealer shit up


Cool things are happening on Polygon. GEODNET is COOL in caps


@ethereumJoseph Godspeed Joe... about time ser


@torabyou Vanderbilt liberal arts girls said that pic is very bullish


@rushimanche @movementlabsxyz  gmove


Movement founders are now 38 under 30, and as a seed AND series A investor, I guess I am a @movementlabsxyz KOL


@rushimanche Congrats legend


Actual OH:"I go to a lot of apparent AI meetups in SF but they are all talking about crypto... they just call it open source AI now"


@SmokeyTheBera Is there a berachain KOL application form?


@ASvanevik Real men do themselves w Shisha


@lookonchain Lisan Al Gaib


@GwartyGwart Is this da vinci's last dumper?


Founding fathers of ethereum built it to protect you from memecoins Our ERC20 tokens asks for approve() and make sure you WANT to trade that dog High gas fees protect you by forcing you to think Then official wallet batamask makes you wanna give up  Solana is harmful


Without having invested, its very hard to believe that Berachain will end all infectious diseases


@Shenanigrahams Fincen has been explicitly anti mixer for years in writing, and its not about code but the operation of a financial service


Devs are in jail because crypto law twitter has always been much more interested in posting populist engagement farming  revolucion  freedom  tcp/ip  slogans than the actual practice of finreg and law


@GwartyGwart Can I be your KOL Gwarty?


Within the crypto context memecoins may be no worse than several apparent "tech" and "ai" coins but in the broader policy context @a16z are right. lotteries are regulated at the STATE level in the US which makes style memecoins at a minimum, problematic


@mraltantutar


@kunalgoel They been at it for months


@Zac_Aztec @ayyyeandy Discounts and cap table allocations are not problematic when disclosed. Short unlocks are potentially problematic


@Zac_Aztec @ayyyeandy strictly speaking its someone with a social media following who gets tokens at a discount or pre launch prices, and/or preferential unlock terms in exchange for shilling


@ekang426 Gib allo. addr in dm


mood today


@AnnaRRose You might be a ZK KOL


Gud natured jibe on the "devs bro come for maserati" version of Solana marketing


What if Ansem was the last KOL?


@buntyverse Yah man, its taking me way too many years to become unhandsome


@fede_intern @0xRodney His brother Hootie is also just as awesome


@hotpot_dao Masternode is hope for the war weary


@weikengchen Its a nice synergy. Theres more tech to monad but Georgios isn't going to build the finished L1 network, global community or the thriving ecosystem Keone, James and team are building


@tarunchitra The issue at hand is whether gaming, zk; modular or ai flavored nihilism among crypto VC is morally superior to dog and cat flavored nihilism among retail


@resdegen AI and memes are now consensus so its all mid


@dmihal @Sprkfi Gud projet


Why do foreign devs live in burgerland to fight for freedom - from burgerland law?


@tsarnick Token


Good looking founders are bearish


Funds and builders who feel strongly against memecoins should forfeit the profits that they made on their token investments that are in excess of their proportionate share of discounted protocol cash flows


@ayyyeandy Show trades or its KOL


@MohamedFFouda L1/L2also hab TVL and bridged TVL


Two or more cycles? None


@loomdart I have a cheaper eigenlayer to sell to you


@MohamedFFouda This is neither new nor exciting. Justin Sun can already signal this by giving TVL in defi and whale funds will back their own projects. The marketplace for shared security part is exciting


Who did this


Looks like the entire KOL meta died as soon as I became a KOL


@moo9000 @functi0nZer0 Wen the oligarch falls out of favor devs will fall out of the window


Anyone knows why Russian and Chinese devs eg Samurai Wallet and Tornado Cash want to go to American jail? Maybe they are getting their legal advice from crypto law twitter where polemics and slogans like "bruh but blockchain" and "its all TCP/IP" pass for legal doctrine


@Arthur_0x Illia got KOLs like you and me


@0xSisyphus Top signal. Just before this, sophisticated actors ran out of sophistication to sophisticate airdops


Its incredible how many conventional managers are blind to the fact that often the best hires are people already doing the job. This is particularly important in crypto where such people are often not the people on your payroll but on your github, gov forum, twitter, tg, discord


Anyone who says memecoins will fade doesn't understand bitcoin, and therefore crypto


Nothing in business is more expensive than a cheap lawyer


Who invested in your project is not a product feature, sign of engg readiness, community growth metric or any sort of evidence of traction Afterall, pretty much the only guy who made a mentionable investment in ethereum was Joe Lubin Shill the social proof, then move on quickly


When a company you invested in pitches to another one you invested in and you realise that you have become an ecosystem


@mdudas @alliancedao Best in the biz


@ChrisGhent at least... one


@jacobkxyz They got my current and previous manager


@jacobkxyz What i see there is that if these guys didnt align you, you havent made it


@matthew_sigel Maybe bullish research contributes to outperformance?


@GNext5000 @BlackRock @AvailProject Makes sense. Blackrock is the unification layer of tradfi


@0xsachi Actually its dexscreener and bonkbot


Napoleon looked like @lemiscate coincidence? not for us rebirth believing hindus


@HugoMartingale Is susan warren sista of elizabeth?


Imagine the kind of KOL allo this guy can get from every crypto projet rn


Gratitude to @RenzoProtocol for their service in removing fud from all the previous fuds - who's next?


Requesting all my portcos to immediately make an easily "misinterpreted" Blackrock partnership announcement


@shlokm289 This is next ye


Restaking is perfectly fine but somehow the words LRT and lending collateral dont sound right in the same sentence Anyhow its bula so why not


@0xAishwary There will be a few but rn defi guys who became desci guys are becoming ai guys


Eth is recursively deposited money


@lemiscate >> Gauntlet failed at both Collateral and Oracle curation Bro bls explan. To me dis sounds like blaming the consultant - I know because PwC, Accenture, McKinsey do this for a living


Wait so printing $1B of brand new magic money (LRT token) by depositing (restaking) $2B of previously deposited (staked) eth makes devs wanna keep 95% of it? Bruh if yall jus wanna spray random cash on devs - you think they ganna say no?


@RichJWidmann @eidon_ai Why skip the other memes like modular?


A decentralised AI project where at least one of the founders has a fkin clue about AI


Last week I ran into a shenzen based *founder" of an AI memecoin. I don't mean a VC funded ai*crypto project but a literal generated memecoin. Kid was super passionate and told me that he wasn't in it for "short term" profits but a minimum $1B marketcap


I am learning the hard way that health is very important because a minimum level of health is required to launch ones own token. The purpose of human life is still of course, token, but ykwim


Jensen touched him


Are we gonna use 2015 token standards on 2024 hyper parallised EVMs?


Tesla is the Akash network of carmakers


@nickwh8te Unpopular opinion: Near was the first DAS protocol.


@lmrankhan Paradigm surely getting a chunk of that $850m dough from US insto no?


@CataniaNathan for


@beniwal1 I been sayin this shit for a year but no one listens to yoda these days


Learn from Anataly's chain Build for fkin mobile  Thank me later


@martijnde_boer No it costs millions in marketing spend to pretend that you are worth the fdv and in bera people find out you aint


@0xshakib_eth ICP got big ICO treasury - thats different


@Cameron_Dennis_ @EagleEyesCap @GettinHOTCoin @meta_pool @LinearProtocol @SenderLabs @play_ember @ArkanaHQ @burrow_finance @SweatEconomy @finance_ref @DapDapMeUp @potlock_ Ya none of those is a big brand like Jup or Jito or Uni or Aave. Brand brand brand


Wen you raise at crazy high fdv - first your token makes an upward parabola on listings - then it makes a donward hyperbola - then bagholders dumpit - then your treasury is gone - then your team leaves and its over


@kobigurk Ser you are ZKOL


What are gud examples of how raising at too high a val can really hurt your crypto startup through the cycle? Qredo?


@VeedoXD @frankdegods Blur killed myeth


Forcing myself to harvest BTC into fiat AED, leaving upside on the table, not round tripping


modular but integrated


@heyiamrky Coingecko solves this


The biggest narrative of 2024-5 is wild wild wealth and that of 2026 is regulation/rekt


Near devs trying hard not to announce that they already have the thing that is hot - AI, RWA, memes, algostable, AVS, DA...


Sickness is forced rest Anyone else been wrecked sick after attending the *longevity* summit in Dubai?


Chain abstraction is not a token friendly narrative unless abstractoors get airdrops or fees from the abstracteds


Upbit listing is the real AI


Bitcoiners are sending this chart around but who does crypto for 4x in 12 years lol?


@mraltantutar @Kiln_finance What finality problem? All our multisig L2s are final


GM fellow KoLs, which key opinions are we leading today?


$TSLA price chart explainer


If your airdrop didn't get fudded hard it didn't happen.


crypto is funny - Degods up 26% in *eth* on @frankdegods pivoting back to *solana* But if you see a top 1% degods for 3 eth, you take it


MATIC is aggregation money


Memecoins are crypto VC for retail


@WittyWeb3 I am KOL now


@Evan_ss6 just do a twitter search for "times square shitcoin"


@jacobkxyz Check the date : 2022 @MeherRoy


@tonyolendo min yeah


@Cameron_Dennis_ @EagleEyesCap ecosystem projects can ship all this other stuff under their own brand


Its a folly to say ethereum is a hated coin. Its not. The two big reasons eth has been flattish is because a) its already a $400b coin b) its being cosmosified by L2s


@_kabat_ @loomdart nono come back in june


@loomdart Sell in May, go away?


@jacobkxyz I do. 4 hrs, then one hr break, then four


@hazhazelnutz Ya that'd be one example of narrative confusion


@zhivkoto Ppl should be taking bera risk. One year or more lock


NEAR is most likely to be a legit AI coin one day because the founder is a legit AI guy but theres a lot of work between now and then. Historically Near guys been TOO good at shipping a lot of different stuff which makes positioning difficult in our lizard brain dopamine world


Hot take: KOL rounds with long lockups and vest are ok. The longer the lockup, the more ok


Its extremely rare that people who got you into a hole are able to take you out of it


@VitalikButerin @nixorokish @evan_van_ness This is incorrect - VCs and everyone else ultimately just wanna buy low sell high and ETH/BTC are no longer "low" so venture returns require new tech and new token ( incl L2)


So is Emaad ser launching an ai token or not?


Top signals accumulating slowly but surely - memecoin L2, times square ads, multiple AI*crypto incubators, $1B FDV seed round, booth babes...


@pseudotheos Low quality crap doesn't need high quality blockspace


@0xMert_ What kind of name is Helius?


Crypto so funny that even our regulator is a scam


@Bfaviero @SmokeyTheBera @keoneHD @0x_eunice Yes. Its ok to be trust minimised given our experiences of every other bula but folks moving the engg/product/apps/research forward deserve a cheer


Dosa rules


@optimizoor


@Evan_ss6 Gonna call Joe or Gav, brb


@Evan_ss6 How much do you need to pivot to ai?


Founders should be very selective in "calling out" other bags Best to shill yours hard Your community has many coins. Many will inevitably turn out to be grifts and scams - they don't care Wen you fud, they likes you less Better to call their baby ugly than their bags bad


@matthew_sigel Bera is the great degeneracy and I like the guys I know - may they ship something that lasts 2-3 cycles or more


@hazhazelnutz Its one of Sreeram ser's


@SmokeyTheBera Then I will never recover from missing bera


@SmokeyTheBera Whas the latest on the native stable


Got my 10 yr golden visa but as a dad, I can't be a burning man digital nomad thankfully Single crypto phoreners, whats your excuse?


Berachain is all around gud execution - if the product ships well and the Ohm degen economics don't cause a thing through the cycle, its a story to learn a lot from


Dexscreener remains undefeated in web3 gaming


@rargulati Except mental health


@ayyyeandy


@ayyyeandy Unlocks too fast - Avail better tokenomics


One way to dramatically improve the UX of ethereum is to get that ETF approved in May


Most people do not a lot w chains, just: - bridge - trade - farm - make dank memes and vibe If chains cant make this base product work well on mobile, not sure what the point of any high philosphy blabla is


@benjaminjwhitby Yeah. Looking for young @rushimanche and others to do something new on L2


@ltkhehe @sassal0x @eawosikaa >> we are in the golden age of Ethereum R&D This is correct. >> we are in the golden age of Ethereum UX This is what needs to happen


@sassal0x @CloutedMind @eawosikaa @thedailygwei I understand and sorry you feel that way. its not about how hard we work, our commitment or intentions. We are all shaped by our times and emphasis on mobile first ux will bring a new crop of users and evangelists who have very different experiences, concerns and world view


@MonetSupply Yeah. Mobile UX, mobile ux, mobile ux - culture will evolve w the people who ape


It appears ZKasino was not backed or endorsed by any fund


@sassal0x @eawosikaa @thedailygwei You don't have to agree or like it - its possible that I spend more time in a broader group of users and builders and and have a broader view of whats going on


@TrustlessTooth


@sassal0x @eawosikaa @thedailygwei Much of this is about delivering a superior mobile first experience, as well as messaging that relates to the sensibilities of Gen Z - Coinbase and OKX wallets on L2s is the best we currently have


@sassal0x @eawosikaa @thedailygwei Look, I am > 40 so I have no personal upside from saying what I said but I keep running into 20-25yos who have never used eth on any layer and its my opinion that we have become incumbent and inward looking and its time to change that - lens and farcaster are healthy exceptions


BTC $100k+ post halvening is a self fulfilling prophecy - rest idk


What app do I need to watch @shogunfx in Dubai?


@soro same


@solarpunkmaxi I use chorus one on eth


@afscott Amazing if you don't wanna work


If you are comparing living in Canada at 50% tax to living in the UAE tax free, your size is not size and you can have fun staying poor in the Banff


Modularity is a step, not the destination. Verifiable clouds are the biggest idea in all of crypto - study not where Eigenlayer and Gavinlayer are today, but where they want to go


allo


@milesjennings sand hill road is the new wall street - profit is a principle


founders that take themselves too seriously ( as opposed to their work ) don't make gud token its hard enough as is


@dervoiedk idk we shall see


Ethereum needs much younger online evangelists and spokespeople who haven't already "made it" - the entire current crop of eth's social (media) layer is 35 and above and/or has "already made it" vibes. That is where bitcoin was before rebels udi and eric "killed" it


Has someone explored the environmental sustainability and growth (ESG) aspects of memecoins on base? Sustainability has not been very encouraging


@keoneHD @dervoiedk @Sprkfi Next time ser - or in Manhattan soon


@VeneSolana32 You have become it


The second most abused word in blockchain tech is settlement


Also, no drugs, no guns


Stake MATIC, thank me later Avail airdrop was just the first one this szn I think


@jdkanani Paresh Rawal GPT


Adopted a crypto*AI son from Stanford. Generational wealth unlocked


Few understand that Polygon cofounders are the Paypal mafia of zk


@BitcoinStripper Ya. Young people are mobile first and they havent made it yet - lots of 20 yr olds start by swapping boden on ios


@MacroMate8 What business is she in?


Spark protocol is the latest inductee into the hall of dosa


@Kautukkundan Pays your microbills


@JMY0x Yep, all you can do is increase your exposure to it


@BrianRetford As in token?


OH:"There are only two ecosystems in crypto - the mybags ecosystem, and the notmybags ecosystem"


@zen02_eze Depin solves this


Need an airdrop for this Bryan Johnson hack


@offchainclown You need product for activity on the network


I know founders who worry about token price - its counterproductive Then I know founders who focus on the things that make token price focus evangelism vocal investors vibe depth of community product team morale activity on the network tokenomics ... and luck that works


A: Young people wanna be rich B: Rich people wanna be young A is exponentially easier than B choose wisely


@NicoleBehnam Read Gavin Wood's gray paper


@sobylife builders building casino - do you remember who built bellagio?


AI will give programmers, doctors and advisors free $NEAR


The main reason shipping is is so hard in crypto is because most people dont have to


A slogan eg "build whatever" or a sticker eg "modular" or "restaking" is not a narrative These are mnemonics/references to a narrative A narrative describes: - what - why - (optional) how - why should anyone else care? whats in it for the user/builder/ape/bagholder etc


@VentureCoinist @F1 blockchains too slow for F1


@ks_kulk Hamming is the data availability guy right?


The average age of people at Solana events is probably ten years less than the average age of people at ethereum events and this is the ONLY thing any of the many layers should be worrying about


@tokenterminal demand and supply


Speaking of AI*crypto, its clear that by 2049, booth babes (and for completeness sake, dudes) will be replaced by AI agents that can explain the tech their booth is all about


Correct. 100% theory, 0% practice


Bitcoin is the Vinyl of blockchains


@TrustlessState Bitcoin is ethereum but worse ™


@tokenterminal Really not big on pricing commodities using an equities oriented pricing model


I am on the fence about chain abstraction because most chains are not particularly secure


@efipm There wont be a feeling on day 22


@0xMert_ Why do you think he IS gone?


Went to a lovely longevity event followed by an evening of double mint shisha - am I doing this right?


@Fwiz


@MicroSound_ @rajgokal Raj wif hat


@SmokeyTheBera What did I miss


Ser @akshaybd has set up a fantastic event - another worthwhile highlight of the week


@Madhav_goyal_ ... and funds. Just dont invest in things you don't feel comfortable enough to shill


Pivoting to Solana KOL, AMA


Who's buying WLD at $25b FDV in secondary?


@0xSisyphus Usual discount is 50 on liquid, 30 is bullish, ticket size says fund


Once you get boiled in this you live forever - jokes apart AkshaySummit is a cool vibe and the most Silicon Valley thing I have ever been to in Dubai


@DCbuild3r @GwartyGwart @tarunchitra Hes my favorite people -also I got some IQ repair by induction


Got my usual KOL selfie


@socialforging @0xSmit I am up 20% wow due to 40 points iq drop. not complaining


@hyieldfinance devs are learning ADA methodologies


noob devs are learning wat TIA always knew


@ConorSvensson Dubai is great, come


@dervoiedk Dubai is actually great. What you experienced is the power of web3


@socialforging Maybe someone can restake - brb


Must read on why all 2024 gud bags will make a hyperbola after the optional initial parabola


Really need to make an emergency trip to Berlin, Seattle, NY or Palo Alto and breathe some high IQ air again Lost at least 40 IQ points at Token2049... sadly all I had were 80


@uttam_singhk Data shows devs are asking many more questions tho


Sopranos is the best leadership MBA money can buy Mad Men is the best marketing MBA money can buy Save real time and money, watch gud tv


@WazzCrypto What matters is demand v supply - yield is only one reason for demand


Centralised AI governance tokens have unlocked


I bought SOL at $130 - txn went through I panicked and tried to sell it back at $132. Didn't realise that swap had failed Now up 10% This is real AI


OH:"having relations with a dev is not the same as devrel"


What does the 20% drop in $NVDA mean for $TAO?


Bitcoiners celebrate halvening harder than eth guys migrating from PoW to PoS What were you expecting? A bug in the code causing the block reward to double?


need to attend ethcc, sbc or zkhack asap for spiritual and cerebral cleansing


Congratulations to the faithful church of Bitcointology members worldwide on their sacred halvening festival. Please be thoughtful about indulging in occult rituals like fight nights on this historic day


@dabit3 "I over invested by a lot"


@thomasbarkercom No. teams that send many devs to conferences hardly ever ship


@iamDCinvestor Its like a pre-sale, we not gonna learn


Should never have stopped coding professionally in 2014/5. Been stuck with the blockchain/crypto conference racket ever since


@dfmerin Thats what manlets are saying about eth but no


How do I get OSMO to trade like a memecoin?


WIF has become uncorrelated from Ansem, new Paradigm


@garvitgoel03 @gadikian above is solving a different, actual problem, its not like zk research


@lmrankhan Ser its an AI memecoin


@gadikian Correct. Drain to irrigate D2I


@Shenanigrahams Na, crypto burgers loud. I love Dubai


@Evan_ss6 @0xMert_ His transaction went through the fourth time


Come to Dubai Habibi. We move fast here UAE: Sheikh Hamdan approves new Dh80 billion sewerage system for Dubai


That 25th March NVDA pico top is exactly where the AI guy touched a crypto bro


The order of listing or speakers in a crypto conference website or announcement is a reflection of the prevailing social hierarchy Adjusting for sponsorships, the higher the current or expected token price/FDV at launch, the further up any founder appears on these announcements


Methinks @hotpot_dao has consistently been the best side event at any crypto conference I've been to in the last six months if not more


@ayyyeandy Most but not all... yes


@aeyakovenko @hosseeb Solana is eth-o-morphic ie a pos smartcontract platform with a chain of blocks data structure. Gavinlayer is the first non eth-o-morphic thing I have seen since eth, and arguably Eigenlayer


@mraltantutar I think I got a fuzzy and intuitive hang of it and its big but next cycle


Jeez I thought I was too slow for Sreeram and Tarun ser's gigabrain papers, then I gotten hit by the Gavinlayer paper


@lmrankhan @DCbuild3r I agree. I am not big on VCs who don't answer with their book with conviction and passion, irrespective of the question - look at Marc Andreessen and Vinod Khosla


@0xNLYFANS Its the only big one in SGP and Dubai so its ok


@bajpaiharsh244 He looks sane


@MacroMate8 hmm. @0xMert suddenly stopped complaining


@marouen19 @_TomHoward Your own is free


Live forever look like this or Live well like this


"Women in web3" hits different rn


I thought crypto ppl liked rockets


Even this war is a scam lol


Nice portfolio you have there. Let me report some news


I say this from experience. Tweeting too much will cost ya


@knveth Visionary


It says a lot about the future of crypto industry that the top crypto research event has now moved from the trad tech hub of Palo Alto to the tradfi hub of Manhattan


Not ganna buy any Gavinlayer tokens in bula because it takes at least one cycle if not two to go from that gray paper to product and then apps but the new Jam thing is disruptive for eth and eth-o-morphic chains like Solana


@ayyyeandy No. I gat frens to keep


I often study crypto marketing but at Token2049, I am now starting to study wen there's too much of it


@iamDCinvestor a16z missed openAI and now they HAVE TO champion open source AI - we are all better off for it


@j0hnwang Dude, I just put all the gpus onchain, doing cpus now


@luigidemeo Ya all new chains be like that


@ecent18 Habibi come to Dubai to live here, not to hang w attractive KOLs and lambos


@danreecer_ $CHAD panel


@EffortCapital Nope - wait for whats coming next


dYdX wasn’t afraid to kill a product that wasn’t working to make a chain that sometimes stops working


@matt_blumberg You wif hat


@txsequencer Avail wasn't acquired. It was a project one of the cofounders, Anurag, started inside Polygon


Very concerned about crypto people doing "mainstream" marketing in Dubai rn. The last time we did superbowl, stadium naming and apefest, the entire industry got rekt


One bozo in a sufficiently senior role can cause an insane amount of damage


I have never been more done with a conference


@EvanWeb3 Not for me. I hab dubai bags


She still hasn't told me how many Scroll points I have earned as a contributoooor


15 years after Satashi, 40% of the discussion on consumer apps is about


No more AI. Biotech tokens is the new meta


ngl, @EthCC might have the best content but when it comes to the density of attractive people, no one can compete w crypto conferences in Dubai


Its so over for Bitcoin


Collected 240 MANTA as KOL bag


@soro It wasnt but we must support conferences, a rare web3 use case w pmf, so I came


Normally this partnership is done post token


What if GCR is dumping on us?


Given a sufficient high complexity budget, all AI can be reduced to an extremely long if then else statement


@D8N13L_TH0M85 Not in the global south, no


@D8N13L_TH0M85 Indeed. Depends on where you live


No cabs to madinat from nad al sheba - might be easier to reach New York today


@AndrewCapasso_ That's bullish on farcaster


No one has done more environmental, human or geopolitical damage to the world than the Oil & Gas industry - Oil Spills, Iran, Iraq, Latam, Africa ... its everywhere Even FTX and Luna are entirely insignificant compared to what the energy guys pull off in an average days work


Wen exchange listing for LLM attention tokens?


For the project but not for devs who wanna grift in secondary


$250, $333, $400, $500, $600 The only five rounds I have aped over $100m FDV this cycle The rest will be 90% cheaper in 2027


cryptoeconomic security should mean that number can't go down


When you hire too many because the token went up


@aeyakovenko @buchmanster Thomas Piketty will call you


Lock your unlocked tokens immediately


@icebergy_ no


Read a @sreeramkannan paper this morning


@mraltantutar No ser only securities


Just invested in a business that has a product, users and paying customers I will never financially recover from this


@omw_to_the_moon Apparently it wasnt


Is it worth going from North Dubai to South Dubai to attend Token2049?


@ryanberckmans @jchervinsky Neither. This stablecoin bill will be a nothing burger


@Riijo @VitalikButerin @hotpot_dao Best rollup ever


Santi and Chris promised $750 solano. Can I get a refund?


@zackvoell So far


I am still signing checks into very gud tech projets but my coins are down bad Ganna have to cut cost and move to rural nepal at this rate


@BullShining @VitalikButerin @hotpot_dao Yes - but I like this one better now


@ilblackdragon Fair


I cant believe this is the last time we will ever see bitcoin under $60K


Did you know that @VitalikButerin is also the inventor of the runaway fusion hit "avocado masala" dosa?


@eawosikaa @0xMert_ I am not a founder thankfully - I don't need an RPC to shitpost my thoughts :-)


@grahamfergs @OmniFDN Airdrop is always the right thing :-)


Congrats to @OmniFDN for doing the right thing - the airdrop


Are we in this part of the cycle yet


@0x_tracy @hiFramework Congrats


@timjrobinson @MikeIppolito_ 4 0


VCs currently in Dubai (also) interested in token free, real world AI, pls join the @HaltiaAI yacht party on Saturday Haltia is UAE's fastest growing AI startup building a SAAS platform for enterprise productivity using their LLM and NLP technologies


Marc Andreessen is not happy w Vitalik That's how many times bigger the AI opportunity is compared to crypto


Anyone can live their entire life for the sole purpose of attending crypto conferences The true test of commitment to decentralisation is whether you are willing to risk life and limb to attend a crypto conference


@HashCurveKris @tmnxeq PwC's fund admin assurance team


@coopernicus01 It doesn't - @jon_charb toldyaso


@coopernicus01 It doesn't matter even today, never did


14% locals, 50% south asians, 36 other


See you guys at @EthCC


@ohaiom @DooWanNam has confessed


@homme0x Bro you wanted proof of liquidity, now you hab it


@AzFlin @moo9000 AZ's vested UNI are hurting ... 500 bucks used to be change once


@vakaytion @akashnet_ Congrats


@dmihal


Guys don't take random risks going around the city for networking today - maybe take metro. This is crypto lol. The same 694 people speak about the same stuff at every conf and the same 69420 of us attend every conf I will still be there at the next big conf, and you too


@rargulati Congrats, look awesome. Pls also add points for future *decentralisation*


@neelsalami Guys doing it are legit


My plan for the day


All our drainage system needs is a token with a cool ticker like $W


Think of flooded Dubai as Matamask You will immediately feel better


Its either one day of cloud seeding or this


Guys, the great city of Dubai just wanted web3 people to experience the UX of web3 and the comfort of DeFi Thanks for your service. At least our liquidity isn't fragmented


crypto people have the gall to complain about drainage in a DESERT after shipping 2 trillion dollars of shit that barely works and hardly anyone uses You guys want to complain? Complain about yo mama


@0xMert_ Looks like an RPC failure to me


I cant even say that this cloud seeding thing was my tax dollars at work - there is no income or cap gains tax


@0xMert_ Well its dubai or that


@mhluongo I know. I'd be that uber ser but roads next to home are pretty flooded


@fede_intern see tg dm


You came for seed rounds, we seeded entire clouds


Jokes aside, frens visiting dubai pls stay warm and safe. Stay at or near the airport overnight if you have to - things will be much better during the day - the city is resilient and recovers very quickly and pls stop selling


@AlaHaddad23 slowly recovering - hopefully no more rain


@0xmadisonn @tarunchitra Well he should have written that paper on nonlinear dynamical systems and cloud seeding


Habibis, if you suffered this trip chasing deal flow, it's the same 69 deals going around on telegram. But dw, we got a different kinda flow forya and we have a *lot* of it


Did Viktor approve this? As per the rules of alignment, this should say base


@mraltantutar AI solves this


@j6sp5r liquidity jokes are no longer permitted ↔


@bryan_johnson Can't have longevity without surviving a flood ser


Congrats to all the longevity summit attendees who survived the floods today


@jon_charb Cloud seeding is like an algostable - works nicely on most days


@iamDCinvestor Indeed - was quite unwise to push through


@iamDCinvestor Almost ser - very fortunate to not have gotten stranded tho the car needs a full review


Dubai protocol devs pitched a desert to crypto VCs, shipped a biblical flood This is the power of web3


This flood would not have happened if the Solana villa in Dubai was ethereum aligned


AI is 18% more centralised today


yeh


@DoveyWan Stay safu D


@clairekart You took risk zero


@ecent18 Bad airdrop everytime


Why would Israel do this?


Took four hours to drive ten miles, this is the license plate, might need a new car bls make ethrium go up bls


@0xDinoEggs First thing when I manage to get home


@ronitA380 Got fished ser driving rn


mood today


@ayyyeandy Bruh we desert


You'd think all that sand would just absorb the water...


@SuperteamAE @solana @hackerhouses @SuperteamDAO @SolanaFndn @afscott @magFOMO @littleunusualHQ @goatfishlabs Bankless shirt confirms solano's layer 2 status


Bros, who shall we blame for Dubai rains?


@farhajmayan Naw man, you are TRYING


@IAmNickDodson On it. Will be fixed long before Solano


@Noah_Saav I am in the seed round angel/locked for a long time and can't sell league


The word KOL stands for someone who fills before they shill and shills before they sell KOLs can be allocated tokens as advisors or in any round pre launch All angels, VCs and folks w CT following are KOLs but ppl who KOL while they can't sell are comparatively much more legit


@ramzps @Hadronfc


Market so bad that all the swaps are going through on Anataly's blockchain rn


mustafa and nick in town, finally we getting airdrops we were promised


@aeyakovenko @MKBHD @solanamobile He didn't kill but he did accidentally shill


I am hearing that in the absence of crypto market regulation, even several otherwise honest people are grifting as KOLs of various kinds on social media This can't be true. Vitalik, Hasu, Tarun and Resnick have already solved cryptoeconomic mechanism design


At least you didn't sell your DYM airdrop. Be proud of your commitment to modularity


@based16z My pension is just Eigenlayer points. What do I do?


Everyone is a VC in a bullmarket


Be kind to the "KOLs" doing KOL rounds. Not everyone has the resources to run a podcast or newsletter, or be a member of the social layer


@ayyyeandy Missed it at 420 - failed the turing test


@luigidemeo So you impress girls with your macro?


Can't we add a little AI to every coin to bring all the prices back up?


@mraltantutar Sending my ENS in dm for alignment


@camiinthisthang Whats next? Taco Bell? There are much better tacos at kite beach


Everyone's upset w incentivised "KOLs" today but bruh, KOL alignment is literally how even ethereum alignment has worked for a long time


Never liked iMessage


@Naomi_fromhh ... and a shared sequencer


@DCbuild3r @Hadronfc zk


OH: "my relationship status is kinda modular rn"


@gajeshnaik Restaked Idlis hit different


Modular Dosas at @Hadronfc


@ShubhamTotu Points


Anything can be an AVS at Dosa DaO


@hotpot_dao @ayyyeandy @megaeth_labs Yes


@zmanian @Homestead_Pleb


@0xsebastiena @zksync @sophon Congrats and all the best Seb


@aeyakovenko ser the scientific term is social consensus


@JimmyRagosa Aligned layer is aligned w mostly long term people


The only alignment we need


@Fiskantes @ilblackdragon Yes but an extraordinarily small % have solved a user or societal problem for their reward - which back to the question of incentives and identifying vs solving problems - money crypto will need reform if tech crypto is to succeed.


@ilblackdragon @Fiskantes Counterpoint is that things with a token model will get perverted by the fact that in crypto people can "make it" without delivering a successful product or business (or any... ) in equity businesses, theres some mandatory requirement for shipping, even in a wework pyramid


Is UK crypto regulation a testnet for US crypt regulation


@ilblackdragon @Fiskantes Are crypto incentives the *only* way? Its much more likely that crypto incentives are *a* way and part of a broader solution involving a combination of code, money and law


@ilblackdragon @Fiskantes Yes - the issue is that in crypto, we have always been good at pointing out such problems but thanks to the power of token and 'choose rich', we haven't particularly had to actually solve them industry incentives are a little bit too aligned w storytelling rather than shipping


@ilblackdragon @Fiskantes AI = money because NVDA and OpenAI uponly crypto = money AI*crypto = money squared Its not just that vaporware salespeople want to bullshit,  *want* to be bullshitted too


@mraltantutar @NEARWEEK


@basche42 Its only funny because its real


@NEARWEEK @mraltantutar not ai


@ilblackdragon >> AI agents don’t have chain tribalism intelligent machines shall learn


@mraltantutar Not AI


@anuragarjun Indeed, if one can "make it" without shipping, why'd one find the focus and the energy it takes?


@mraltantutar Near plus AI minus ( da, chain abstraction, avs, users and apps) = great success


@0xkenjiii Those who do, do; those who can't teach


@DCbuild3r @Hadronfc Work hard, play hard habibi


gm professional KOLs! Rise and shine and dump on us respectfully


@zengjiajun_eth ECDSA is ethereum


At least for as long as I have been around, I never saw a problem in blockchain technology that couldn't be solved using five dudes on a multisig


@andrewrsorkin There's no scientific explanation for the movements of memecoins - only memes


Don't announce too many things on CT. You will confuse the fk out of everyone and you won't be able to ship most anyway which will not help the token Better pre announce, announce and re announce the same 3-4 things and just do ooga booga, gmonad, gud vibes and hugs otherwise


Some of the zk folks I invested in be like 'we don't have enough content' meanwhile beras be like 'ooga booga'. Study beras


$TSLA is a cryptocurrency governed by the Tesla dao and managed by tesla foundation


Israel, Iran and the US are the new cartel manipulating crypto markets for the lulz


Invest in crypto founders who tweet once or twice without fail every day


In the attention economy, dominating a thin slice of the mindshare market is much better than competing but not winning in a very broad market


@chamathsintern Algo still boomer. Near been deboomerising last 6mo


Near - AI = Cosmos


@Cameron_Dennis_ no ser now is ai time


@MattFiebach not her, no


@0xSmit Labor farming remains undefeated - no tradoor can match


Fede & team have made a name for themselves by doing truly impressive work for Starknet, Miden and ZkSync and now they are delivering on @eigenlayer's promise of open innovation by building the scalable trust minimized verification layer we need to deliver the internet of value


@GuyZys Ya this wisdumb is for the rest of us - let the levantes do their thing


@edgarpavlovsky Isnt mainnet beta a testnet?


Buying NEAR here but if the dragon mentions anything other than AI over the next six months, matters will be immediately escalated to his managers Avichal and Haseeb


@DEVBOSE111 $5 = 7x from 70c : $140 from $20 mathematician


If you aren't already independently wealthy, completely bored and want to feel pain, stay as far away from levante politics as possible. Nothing good has come out of it in 4-5000 years and nothing good's gonna come out of it now


If you are already in Dubai for T2049 and you got nothing to do, just head to Kite beach and bake


The probability of a good tech founder who's not a good crypto founder becoming both is 5% The probability of a good crypto founder whos not a good tech founder becoming both is 0.1% Basically if you don't have to ship, why would you find the level of focus and energy it takes?


Has someone told Israel that war is bad for *all* L2 bags whether evm compatible or not?


If you are visiting Dubai from abroad for T2049 pls join us for Dosa DaO tomorrow night. Space is limited


@lemiscate How did it affect rune protocol? any numbers?


fwiw, the life of a professional "KOL" is fraught with slowly growing jail risk in an increasing number of countries and twitter doesn't forget anything Its much better to be an angel or VC and KOL your own investments than to shill rando bags in exchange for free tokens


Last chance for US defi founders to escape to Dubai


Hello @token2049 attendees from the US and EU, given the war fud, are you coming or cancelling?


@imaarondoteth not big enough to post ticker


@martijnde_boer ya in bera


Your position in a coin ( in my case gud ai coin ) isn't big enough if it doesn't make you shill on CT


@neelsalami Raise series C


Only in crypto we say things like just because funds invested at $1B, $10B FDV is inevitable at launch In trad VC late stage vals are driven by revenue/profit growth but no one knows rly Study crypto VCs right to profit, enshrined in the constitution of the bula network state


Matic under 70c is the new Solana under $20 and the returns will also be like that


Burgers sliding in my dms this morning


@zmanian Time for Nazarov to delay his Oracle


"War means a longer bullmarket" - crypto twitter


Beras now have $100m to buy canned food and hibernate What do you have?


Balaji's network state should immediately intervene and force both Iran and Israel to make peace


@Flowslikeosmo Fud


God forbid if there's WWIII and you just aped $1B FDV rounds or secondaries, don't worry - just ask your unlock to be extended by another five years. The money will still be there if/when we return from the war


Here's the iron dome for our defi coins


@ecent18 @GCRClassic Pls ask the stark dao to end it here


@ecent18 @GCRClassic Govt of Israel must own some coins tho? Starknet?


Update: Israel vows to fight @GCRClassic


GCR and Iran have spoken but I need Israel to also say that this matter can now be considered concluded


@0xMert_ Fud


@mdudas Epic GTM


Iran needs to know that we will not roll back the Eigenlayer mainnet or the Berachain fundraise The Celestia sloths we can discuss though


Why didn't @gauntlet_xyz tell us about this risk


VCs returning from @SuiNetwork basecamp


Cosmos is any gud chain with a bad token


@mraltantutar @ayyyeandy


I really need Jensen to touch Illia immediately


Token 2049 is not a price target guys


@0xMert_ We respect your privacy


@0xMert_ Ser Austin has already confessed to 750 real tps under twitterogation


@PandeyMikhil Go up?


Some of the liquid stuff starting to look cheaper than ai modular zk innovation rn


@comfycapital_  amen


The best founders are... Lucky Be more lucky


@GwartyGwart Bruh thats btc guys begging for ethereum alignment


Depin token opportunity $SELFIE


@icebergy_ @berachain @SmokeyTheBera Trust me, I don't know him Smonkey


@icebergy_ There must be a way for us to become @berachain KOLs and survive bera bergy. Lets ask @SmokeyTheBera very nicely


When is this sudden increase in the data availability of TIA?


the word decentralised is the most misused word in crypto, and its not close


@boratheworld @abhitejxyz frens


@ValeriePerraul2 @scottmelker It depends


@hotpot_dao Thas hangin w frens


In crypto, surviving is much harder than making money - financially, physically, emotionally, spiritually


This is false. I am a mere professor of attention economy at shitcoin university and Ansem is the current king. Kings come and go, a professor has tenure


@abhitejxyz @buntyverse @0xMert_ _ is the current king and we are all minor warlords


@Rarma_ @SmokeyTheBera @smonkeythebera I sent him the podcast threat in tg dm


The power of financial freedom


Comparing defi protocols to TCP/IP would make perfect sense if there were no fiat onramps


cc: @0xMert_ until sol bug is fixed


@0xWenMoon Of course


Token 2049 plans: 1. Chasing side events: 0 2. Planned IRL Meetings: 0 3. Chasing deals: 0 4. Networking: 0 5. Hangin w frens: 69420 Just vibing


@mraltantutar gud ai projet != gud ai coin


Looks like $W is not allowed to hire a market maker


@chamathsintern Which ai coins are farmable tho


@chamathsintern Which are?


@iamDCinvestor Thats legit old fashioned - in a good way


Is Near a gud ai coin?


Everyone is Coatue and Tiger Global this cycle


@HashCurveKris @kwaker_oats_ So far...


Just before everything crashed I invested in the seed round of a memecoin with utility


Wait, so FDV is not a meme?


@jon_charb @_10delta_ @cburniske Butbut will you buy at $3 wen it IS at $3?


@_10delta_ @cburniske Who will be the SBF of TIA?


Eigenlayer launched their mainnet without launching a token Next day, the market tanked This is the power of vision


altszn


@AzFlin Their size is not size


Imajin ten -20% crypto price action days like today in a row You don't have to imajin, just hang in here for a maximum of two more years and you can experience that


Have you aligned someone today?


In crypto, the US of A produces by far the biggest scams but most of those ship with a little code and a lot of supporting legal paperwork


OH:"you might be a good tech founder but are you a good *crypto* founder?"


Tia trading like a Cosmos ecosystem token Oh wait!


@GwartyGwart Satashi wanted every man, woman and child to have their own blockchain


If you sold before me, you are anti innovation


@ai AI solves this


@tarunchitra OH: "We asked for Von Neumann, we got Adam..."


You shill coins you want to sell I buy coins I want to shill We are not the same


cryptographic security looks 30% stronger than cryptoeconomic security today


Wait, so WIF was not a risk free asset?


gmonad unaffected by market volatility study gmonad


@MacroMate8 Ethena was risky eh?


Everyone in ethereum gangsta on slashing till all the coins implement price slashing


@jelenaaa____ @whizwang Noble token USDC doesn't go up. What tax


BUIDL THROUGH BERA


Why did Israel blow up the Iranian consulate in Damascus?


@cburniske The bell in your barbell is ethereum ser. Sol and TIA are the bar.


Wormhole increasingly trading like a bridge rather than a LAYER


Feet firmly on the ground is a vibe


@lex_node Wat if Avi hacked into an ATM?


@ayyyeandy ganna be podcaster


@zmanian


@SmokeyTheBera @smonkeythebera alignment or  ⏺


I missed @smonkeythebera alignment last bera ganna start a whole podcast just to fud him will call it bagless new paradigm


@carlosdomingo Congrats


@farhajmayan I wanna goooo


@aeyakovenko @nickwh8te @TrustlessState Gavinlayer is the big one but eth guys aren't watching ... but next cycle


The best crypto founders have a Chinese person named Tina on their team


@b1ackd0g @SuiNetwork @base I want three - one for each kid and me


Ser @HugoPhilion of @FlareNetworks on managing treasury, structuring raise, bootstrapping community and telling a complex engineering and product story to an ADHD world


tokens are about people, not tokenomics


@_choppingblock Robot dance adventures


Gm @token2049 attendees in Dubai @epicweb3 produce the highest quality IRL event in eth infrastructure Learn about restaking and scaling from Polygon, EigenLayer, Taiko, ZetaChain, LayerZero, Trust Wallet, Zeebu, Partisia Blockchain & more  April 16s


@Hadronfc @farhajmayan @ashwinho4 @ShubhamTotu @kylegordonart +1


I don't know who needs to know this but the future of blockchains is neither monolithic nor modular but verifiable clouds Study @thestorecloud


@aliciakatz @movementlabsxyz listen el gap


@lemiscate The future of Eigenlayer knockoffs


@b1ackd0g @SuiNetwork @base Its a really cool move - congrats ser


I am not a founder yet mainly because being a real (non skem) founder sucks: 1. not enough capital: get it 2. market bad: find a better one 3. luck is bad: maybe try being more lucky 4. timing is bad: do smth else, keep going, do later or fail maybe 5. life sucks - lol yeah


@clairekart @ClaraJeffery If you cant say fu you dont have fu money - jeff bezos


The best GTM strategy is when you make the market come to you Study gmonad


If that @SuiNetwork gaming console was built for @base, we'd market it as a modular layer 3 with decentralised GPUs for AI gaming and the thing would have its own token


@0xMert_ That did work for bitcoin


Have never seen my 14yo listen so intently to anyone in crypto or tech Lisan al gaib?


In an industry that loves new shiny coin If you let this bula pass you by Next bula ya gonna be one page further down in Coingecko Study history


@blockgraze Shes last cycles coin. You are much better off w the one thats there now


Most founders from India tend to be too deferential to people and projects they consider successful This leads to "small balls" startups with middling returns It is a culture diff but its changing now and we need to make them like they often make em in America Study belief


@GwartyGwart Memecoin trading bots are web3 gaming devices


To me @berachain hiring a marketing lead is like Bitcoin hiring a proof of work lead


@0xMert_ @PLAYTR0N Really cool indeed


Study gmonad


I want to live in a world where *IF* theres ever a federal case against Uniswap, its an Antitrust, pro innovation case, like the one against Big Bell back in the day, not whatever anti innovation travesty is this is


@jdkanani Vitalik has entered the chat


@BrianRetford Ser you are a hero. This shit is so hard you are allowed a meltdown or three. Steve Jobs and Elon Musk are known to have regular ones afaik ( not recommended but )


@toghrulmaharram To be fair @KyleSamani is one hell of a conviction investor who's not afraid to be wrong. They dont make many like that these days


@intern Hayden's tweet went through a review process


@EvgenyGaevoy @functi0nZer0 @katiabanina educated also ser


Leading a @movementlabsxyz by @rushimanche at @Hadronfc


@Madhav_goyal_ @_arihantbansal @0xSmit Proofs par kaam karoge to kaise hogi


Ser @0xkenzi of @symbolicvc answering specific questions from founders on raising crypto venture capital at @Hadronfc


@neon___glow can help you do it in a week


Ten stages of life of crypto founders: 1. Have fun 2. Hype their thing 3. Raise money 4. Align people 5. Build their online tribe 6. Get good legal advice 7. Launch token 8. Choose rich 9. Survive cycles 10. Become VC In a few cases there's also a real product


Ethereum is AI coin


@clairekart I think Solano got all the Obama social media guys (not really but)


@Flowslikeosmo I bot the avax memecoins you shilled


Crypto is a journey from social layer to social lawyer


@clairekart Yep. Still waiting for Brexit and Obama campaigners to arrive


It's critically important that we make a distinction between good scams eg self driving cars, moving all of finance to ethereum, peer to peer electronic cash and Elon taking us to Mars... ...and bad scams eg people doing pre-sales on crypto twitter. Invest in good scams


Hire marketers from cosmetics, not tech. Chanel is hope in a bottle. Most tokens are hope in code


AI engineers ex Google should charge crypto companies 1-5% of FDV for the sheer pump potential of their joining announcement


@aeyakovenko Your cv doesn't have ethereum research. Big gap. Still no ten yr roadmap of patches


Well adjusted founder = lifestyle biz Mentally disturbed founder = venture biz


I don't know who needs to know this but if someone copies a lot of your code to build their product, their product does not become your product


As a student of Netflix law school, I don't see a Jury in America that'd rule against Hayden


What legal techniques allow someone to do wrong in america but not get accused of wrongdoing?


Zaki Vaynerchuk


Product is just one component of brand. Brand is everything. People pay $500 of brand value for $5 of product utility


The message is clear Build tokens in america but don't sell tokens in america Always sell made in america tokens to foreigners


Rooter is grant farming in Sui land? I mean good for him


As long as Eigenlayer guys don't take my points away, I don't care if marginfi points go where the sun don't shine


Sushi made Uniswap rush into that airdrop Fking SBF


Only @lex_node autistic enough to post legal analysis rn


@ayyyeandy the worst mistake you can make in this market rn is selling before me


If you build something people use Gary will sue you


@supernoderz @SpheronFDN Spheron


All my tokens are just TCP and IP


@based16z GG has no jurisdiction on Ansem's personal matters


@therollupco Thanks for inviting me to rant ser


Andy and team are some of the coolest content producers in crypto - it was fun to attempt to bring some vernacular to the modular mythology


@ConorSvensson No


@GwartyGwart Comeon Gwart, we both know that it was Dan Robinson


SEC officials appear rather upset with the lack of quality memecoins like Boden and Wif on Uniswap


@ayyyeandy Modular solves dis


I would like to invite Hayden bhai to move to Dubai - maybe we can spell Hadron as Haydron for him


@maggielove_ Pls bring back some gpus


@functi0nZer0 Thats the new dads equivalent of getting laid


"Bro, the valuation is only 1.5b, 60% discount to secondary" - a real convo in 2024


It should be quite possible to lose a lot of money by aping into high valuation crypto funding rounds, otherwise the game is rigged


@Taran_ss This guy?


@ThelemaD Selling is human. Selling involves grappling with irrationality and rejection. Humans are unpredictable machines. Computers and grades are predictable machines. Formal education doesn't normally train us to work w both.