@0xMert_ Ya but this one has ketchup and spice tho


@0xMert_ I toldya months ago and have screenshots to prove it too


Once the iShares Ethereum ETF launches, I will consider Blackrock sufficiently decentralised


@based16z He wouldn't have passed KYC there after he emigrated from the Soviet bloc


@cburniske Its not irrational tho. Certain market participants including retail traders in Korea and elsewhere like to ape low liquidity + high attention coins because apparently those are "easy to pump"


@0xMert_ Wen Solana enterprise alliance? Cool abbr too Solana is controlled by Helius Labs - we know and you can't hide it anymoar


@0xRodney Congratulations


@0x94305 @drjasper_eth Wao. I have only panel speakered at ethereum


@drjasper_eth Oh in that case I was distinguished ethereum guest lecturer at Apple


If someone goes to Palo Alto for a two day tour, can they put Stanford University in their LinkedIn bio? Asking for a friend obviously


So it was the local top huh Enhanced spidey sense after getting totally rekt in a cycle is a thing maybe


eth is now where I sold 90% after someone pitched me ( ME  ) a private jet at SBFs @CryptoBahamas conference before buying back at $1500 Lesson in there


@davidjgoosey @osmolabs @osmosiszone Gimme 10 dola osmo David


Bullmarket satire is mostly a lament on coin nihilism


Wai Solano number go down


Shiny new low liquidity token is a form of disruptive innovation


@ilblackdragon @DapDapMeUp Will do if ther is airdrop or points


24b FDV on Bybit shows what a groundbreaking AI project Starknet has always been


Sol flattened mainly because farmers pivoted to Sui Which chain will farmers pivot to next? modularity matters. When you need another airdrop, you just add another rollup


@BanklessHQ If you can't find retail in the market, you are retail


wen someone criticises your seed round checks


@QwQiao >> majority of negative reactions is just bag bias and positive reactions too


@GwartyGwart @hasufl Is that the ethereum layer2 roadmap?


If you watch markets daily you will go mad or broke or both and all the coins will go up the same smol % range in the end more or less with a few random outliers on either side


@moo9000 @benjaminjwhitby Indians and Chinese have their own street. I think in the end we get more or less the same fi with better tech


@moo9000 @benjaminjwhitby Neither do they in defi. In all of finance, most expensive lawyer wins ™


@moo9000 @benjaminjwhitby Its also much lower cost of trading large volumes of stonk for you and your broker. Everyone wins


All the ICO era dedkoins are also going up now If this isn't bula what is?


Everyone gangasta on ending paternalistic state and democratising access to complex financial products till grandma Luna loses her pension and sues


@benjaminjwhitby No the courts or legislature wen grandma gets rekt and sues


@benjaminjwhitby T0 narrative is a scam. Current tech can do without blockchain but no one wants it because securities lending creates liquidity


@benjaminjwhitby >> opening these products up to everyone And thats supposed to be good?


Wiser heads at Starknet don't like the $22b FDV on @aevoxyz becaue making retail rich = community making retail poor = slow irrelevance


There's an AI in M A(T)I C


Solid idk, rest is accurate


Wen Starknet guys say "the foundation is listening"


Its called crypto regulation if it comes from the United States region of the planet, otherwise its just sparkling paperwork


@Eug_Ng You forgot provisions


DeFi guys genuinely believe that we are inventing new financial mathematics of basis risk that has never been seen before in the 50 year history of quantitative finance on Wall Street


Solana price is called price Bitcoin price is called value Only Ethereum price is called values


He created so much TVL while he was free


Met this talented algo stablecoin cofounder


Ethereum TPS about to cross 3000


I don't think even @sama knew that @worldcoin is an AI coin


"Tokens don't need marketing" - Chris Dixon - Read, Write, Own


Guys if we gonna go to a frothy bubble anyway, lets do $1m floor for cryptopunks asap


Spot bitcoin will return more than 27% this year but grown men will try to get rekt for it on stables anyway


Luna, but ethereum aligned


Build whatever... inside the United States Sell whatever... outside the United States


This cycle, people just want $LUNA but without the 21 day unbonding period


@drjasper_eth @ethena_labs Thats how


I think its way too early to fud @ethena_labs and I don't even really understand it, but if a 27% yielding algostable backed by both tradfi giants and DeFi Bluechip OGs grows really big and blows itself up, that'd pass Elon's razor...


Power of innovation


My favorite crypto is @monad_xyz because I never have to worry about the price going down


@armaniferrante Its not my fault that you are younger. smarter, shipper


Does anyone have the Santiago ser equation for the probability of solana flippening ethereum handy? Is it still 80% or is it down to 79% now?


@WhiteMarlin4 What they need to know is that now even stonks markets are increasingly becoming crypto markets. AI


Finally a movie I can identify with


@ylecun AI guys are just like us crypto guys So emotional rn


I don't know who needs to know this but a peer reviewed paper is only as good as the peers who have reviewed it


@Madhav_goyal_ Yes this is why its so much better to spend time labor farming ( eg working on a cool project or two that you really believe in, and have token upside ) than trading. I can't trade for shit and won't be trying


@Madhav_goyal_ Don't worry so much. Just stay away from leverage and perps. We have another year of this bula at last


All gud tech must be shilled because all the bad shit is getting shilled hard


@chainmonky @0xSmit @badkidsart I only make bets on projects that I am not afraid to evangelise


$SOL was last cycle's Samcoin $WLD is this cycle's Samcoin Always a normie slaughterhouse or two in bula


Why haven't we seen hyperventilating Solana bull tweets from the blockworks podcast lately?


The @zhusu redemption arc is going to be epic and the man has earned every bit of it


@ballsyalchemist Only airdrops for solo stakers can solve this @sassal0x is right


Investing time is always more important than investing money


Polygon's Agglayer = Aggregation Eigenlayer = Sync Composability Ethereum's 100x answers to Solana


@Madhav_goyal_ @creativedrewy Didn't wanna say it out loud tho. Remove the tag - I am on gud behavior these days


@LoadingALIAS @elonmusk Rocket would take 34mins At least do 8 hours


16 hour flight to SF when we have excellent ICBM technology What does @elonmusk do all day?


"Badkids" is human english for Cypherpunks


@0xTexasHedge @loomdart punk9026 disagrees. Flex and price are directly correlated unless the nfts are soulbound


I now own four @badkidsart pfps Still going down the wormhole


@ballsyalchemist You elaborate. I am not gonna name names


70 lawyers going to ethDenver And we thought Denver couldn't get worse


@ballsyalchemist I disagree


I think ethereum's biggest technical risk is not bugs in code but layer 2 ppl building to please eth researchers and podcasters rather than users Thankfully we have Larry Fink rn but lawyers of other coin foundations will also catch up on the ETF in two years and then its users


"Right now ethereum's biggest technical risk probably is bugs in code" Isn't that kinda the definition of technical risk?


How's that @Starknet airdrop went to all the EF folks but didn't go to the most OG ethereum nft community aka punks? That's not very ethereum aligned is it? This is personal now


Good to see Ethereum trading like a Data Availability layer again


@jon_charb Ethereum is not real - Jon C


Time for @cryptopunksnfts to wake up Learn from the history of Bitcoin and Ethereum Shilling doesn't shill itself


@Evan_ss6 @lBattleRhino Not the ETF use case


@GwartyGwart Are you accusing us crypto people of being involved in reality?


The Badkids bubble is gonna get sooooooo bad... I can't tellya


@SplitCapital @sama This cycle's Samcoin


@toghrulmaharram @Mudit__Gupta @CelestiaOrg @Starknet @0xPolygon Are you two retards arguing about typo fixes instead of committing some code and collecting $SCROLL?


Pudgy Penguins and BadKids will outperform even Ethereum this cycle Few understand this


Everyone is getting hilariously rich in liquid while I am waiting for my POINTs on DEVNET


Its a great bula tradition to launch an algo unstablecoin. However if someone launches an algostable backed by LRT, I want masternode to descend from Mount Farcaster and strike it down with the full might of Zeus


Who's gunna continue our great bullmarket algo stable tradition and launch this cycle's $LUNA?


@0xrishavb @eigenlayer GMAT once


@Evan_ss6 How many points is that


Scroll github rn is a dev2earn game Web3 gaming has arrived


@GwartyGwart this is dev2earn - just hire a code farm in the far east


I think this whole airdrop fuss is totally unnecessary. Just keep it simple and run a transparent, organic, friendly good vibes farming program like @berachain and be nice to everyone instead of being a </redacted> about who is "entitled" aka "adding value" and who is not


Wen @tarunchitra and @GuilleAngeris paper on quantum algorithms in airdrop mechanism design? Wen?


@moo9000 @drjasper_eth If plebs dont buy your dev bags, they are worth $0. Its not like there's DCF


@moo9000 @drjasper_eth You are with the ruling dev class on this one and I undortunately left that class to join the plebs a while ago. We are not gonna agree


Airdrop hunger games, Devs v Apes


@moo9000 @drjasper_eth is right. Celestia is the "game changer" here, then AltLayer, now starknet - airdrop hunger games with devs vs plebs


github farming attack on the Scroll repo is an unfortunate zombie rebellion but it was entirely predictable after the starknet snob-drop Repeat after me: results = f(incentives,environment)


@abhitejxyz Don't accept any food or drinks from them. Not safe


@abhitejxyz @badkidsart @MadLads @pudgypenguins cryptopunks + quantumcats pantheon


@ai That doesn't look like a blockchain?


tl;dr, because of smartcontracts, ethereum is a much better form of peer to peer electronic cash than bitcoin and Satashi would have been very happy to see someone improve on his vision and ship. Someone else should ship even better


@solarpunkmaxi 100% - a great founder is someone who makes a scam real - like self driving cars and vertically landing rockets. A scammer is someone who starts with a scam that stays a scam


I bet on two LST projects that kept coding through the LST hype and then two ai*crypto projects that kept coding through the ai hype Both waited till "they had something" and then the hype died Lesson in there


@jdkanani ... and the hub


@0xsachi @balajis Up to is doing a lot of work there


Why'd anyone do a Masters or PhD in a world where even award winning profs and academics just wanna launch a fast unlocking, pre-unlocks staking reward token based on "tokenomic theory"?


@Airdrops_one Results = f(incentives). In tradtech, 8-10 year liquidity for founders and team is there for a reason tho as an angel I am perfectly hapi w call options on early liquidity


Pudgy Penguins are the Badkids of Antarctica


The only shared sequencer I have invested in so far is... ethereum Prolly a mid curve mistake but its hard to get behind any kind of ACID/two phase commit across two brittle systems with their own distinct trust assumptions


My favorite aspect of @eigenlayer is that its a truly innovative foundational primitive with a big vision, founded by an *actual* researcher, that also recognises and respects the early adopter degeneracy that allows all the innovation in this space to flourish in the first place


@ayyyeandy @sandyzkp Sandy is one of us. Thas why I been farming


@sandyzkp We Tog and Pseudo are nice to our left curve "cancer of the space mercenary e beggar" community, it won't be hidden at all


@sandyzkp What about sharing my views to criticise my own bags?


If you are only nice to "modular taxonomists, high priests, podcasters and githubbers", us e-beggars not gonna ape much innit?


@DeeZe Their size is size


@HHorsley Wher hat? Wen DOGE ETF?


@QwQiao Modular or monolithic doesn't matter. All chains will be aggregated


@0xsebastiena Apes 'aligned' meatspace celebrities, pengus 'aligned' young, cool, hip shitposters


Pudgies will try to flip Punks and then Larry Fink will buy a punk


Pomp is back on CNBC. Is this bearish or bullish?


@aeyakovenko Tucker is the bitboy of geopolitics


Building in crypto is only hard for legit founders who want to ship a product that people would want to use Incentives favour shipping a token with a story instead This is one reason why it's so difficult for crypto projects to hire real AI people right now. AI pays very well


@0xMert_ Send Airdrop or its RPC's fault


Keep the gud vibes @pudgypenguins, be nice and kind to Bored Apes A true pudgy practices gud vibes


1 @badkidsart = 1 eth validator = 32 eth It's preordained because badkids are the nfts of ppl in it for the technology


If you like the intersection of AI and crypto, you will love @FlareNetworks


So we gettin' Covid at @EthereumDenver or nah?


Penguins:Apes::Organic:Inorganic


@sid_coelho @CoinbaseWallet 100%. Bls do integrat mobile w ledger via bluetooth or much much better... @KeystoneWallet via QR like batamask did


@CryptoMan_Ram @routerprotocol whoa


Hello bluechip


@rushimanche movement-al


@HardhatChad @Scroll_ZKP Only the withdrawal to eth from rollup. txns on eth l2s are very fast


@RobinsonBurkey Very easy to misinterpret


ZK proof that @Scroll_ZKP is legit can be found when withdrawing to eth


@0xMert_ Which Solana killer are you upset with?


@0xAbix @taikoxyz @zksync @Scroll_ZKP New paradigm in devrel


@loomdart Keystone gud. Metamask on mobile integration works via QR code


crypto startup --> token pump --> search of legitimacy --> max expensive big cv corporate bozos --> maximum cringe --> token dump --> layoffs --> vibe revival Yuga has now taken the mantle of this great tradition we started at ConsenSys in 2017


Anyone hiring Rust devs in India/Ukraine/Romania to commit code and grammar edits to @taikoxyz, @zksync and @Scroll_ZKP githubs before the airdrops?


What exactly is "tokenomic theory"? Is it like "information theory" in cryptography? What are its first principles, axioms, theorems and postulates? Did Claude Shannon say something?


Serious question, how is "leaving acadmics to launch a multibillion dollar token for a product w no PMF" any kind of... sacrifice?


Its so -EV to spend time w family instead of contributing to the early adoption of web3 protocols that haven't yet launched a token


tl;dr is (a) @EliBenSasson ser has been in it forever and doesn't care about price, which I 100% belv (b) If some team and investors wanna dump unlocks, its their call, which is also true (c) Keep farming - ther may be some tokens for apes inshallah


What does Putin have on David Sacks?


Persistence Pays


This is why blockchains need decentralisation and credible neutrality. Start by staking from home for the airdrops like me, stay for the censorship resistance like Satashi


Hello @Sothebysverse wen @badkidsart auction?


Asking zkSync and Scroll to not take a snapshot until Wednesday on humanitarian grounds. My freshly minted @dappnode is still in the eth validator queue


Prediction market on how soon there will be a Suiphone now that there's a Solana phone and an Aptos phone?


Modular smartphone - Wikipedia Celestia, Avail and EigenDA recently joined forces to launch a new smartphone to compete w the Solana Saga phone


Hello San Francisco builders, let's aggregate at the @0xPolygon AggLayer Meetup on the 21st of Feb in SF - sign up link here


Navalny would probably still be alive if Tucker Carlson hadn't given uncle Vlad a PR boost


@avichal @pulley @Forbes @yinyinwu How about the "coowner of the dog in Wu's PFP"


@functi0nZer0 Can you summarize for 240 character maxis?


We did a lot of SOL searching but sol rebooted


@santiagoroel Last cycle $7T printa, not a proxy for current run


@thepizzaknight_ Yeah it works well too. Aave just deployed there


Will Binance list OpenAI?


Solana is underpeforming because while a modular chain can support 2^n ie exponential airdrops, a monolithic chain can only support n ie linear airdrops. This means manlets have to ration airdrops once a month or smth whereas modular ppl can invent new airdrop chains on the fly


@AriannaSimpson Wen Dubai tho


The most promising use cases at the intersection of AI and crypto are staking, yield, restaking, ve tokenomics, token emissions, ai-rdrops and (3,3)


tl;dr Succinct did benchmarks w risc0 vm on hardware optimised for *their own* architecture rather than for Risc0's architecture. This is why everyone loves benchmarks as long as its their benchmark. Bullish on @RiscZero


If Scroll is the last zkEVM, what is Taiko?


IMO Bittensor has just as much to do with AI as OpenAI has to do with crypto


@daddysether Its ETH ETF, not STETH ETF dammit


@vishal4c Revenue is for equity boomer. Tokens are commodities for gud vibes, airdrops and dank memes


@HeslinKim @monad_xyz @eigenlayer now LRT bro, crypto never stops


@nickwh8te Aggregated = Well functioning free market


You.... Aggregate me


TVL is going to be replaced by an endless stream of sensory pleasing ai generated mush


@deepcryptodive @lemiscate  faaaarm all of Hayden's MEV


Passive farming courtesy quality ethereum customer support from @lemiscate


@jdkanani This is the Solana strategy?


@elonmusk In crypro we call that retroactive public goods profit


Dosa Alignment


@Madhav_goyal_ @monad_xyz @eigenlayer No no, I hab screentime


I invested in @monad_xyz and @eigenlayer and I am still working 17 hour days including 4 hours of chatting on telegram, 3 hours of shitposting and 2 hours of airdrop farming Why aren't you?


@akshaybd Idk about 1,2, 3 - but No Larry Fink


Gas fees were high Rollups were fragmented Narrative was confusing Bankless went merc Manlets won twitter 20 year olds were going elsewhere Then this Cofounder of ethereum stood up


@iamDCinvestor Now do SOL/ETH top


So that the US gov can control the development, AI will be centralised by law, just as investment banking is


If you still think tokens go up because of "value accrual" rather than hope and demand, you really haven't learnt anything in crypto


Study @brian_armstrong Lessons on focus in there


@jdkanani @BrianRetford Never took JD ser for a fed


@VitalikButerin @DrewPavlou That's a valid Canadian viewpoint, not universal. Empirically, european experience with large scale low skill immigration has been awful lately. It only works if the host country can invest in infrastructure, education, assimilation and law and order and that's not America rn


Lol on "modular fundraising"


Come to think of it, the only dancer solana core devs will ever get to dance wid is firedancer


@iamDCinvestor There's a country song in there DC


I don't know who needs to know this but the salaries and lambos of every exalted innovator, dev, researcher, bizdev-er, long term investoor, devrel-er, moraliser, operatoor and legal luminary in crypto are paid by speculators and e-beggars


@ilblackdragon You had me at Aggregation


Open AI can kill every AI company but they can't do anything to AI memecoins Lesson in there


@keoneHD gmonadenver


Badkids are modular PFPs


@ayyyeandy @AvailProject @eigen_da @CelestiaOrg Might as well throw in Solana then. I have two madlads that need to go up


Who's building $SORA  to disrupt $TAO?


I think I have spent more listening to this priceless book on Audible, than actually sleeping well


THE TERM OG DOES NOT STAND FOR OLD AND GRUMPY


Study modularity Aggregation in there


@blockgraze Looks like @0xMert_ is coming to eth denver to hear all about it


@0x42069x Art is 8x better than when I bought


Will @IOHK_Charles ser live demo his ice cold bucket bath at @EthereumDenver?


@0xJim Infidel


@0xMert_ Solano's reboot switch is involuntary tho


not acceptable, ban any known individuals posting antisemitic comments from @ETHGlobal events, discords and airdrops wherever possible


Its penance pilgrim


@jon_charb thoughts on ishares steth etf?


In Capitalism, speculation is a public good


crypto bula is wen you don't even have time to make money and bera is wen no matter how much time you spend, you aren't gonna make any


@Patrick_Bush_VE @cosmos Yes though now pretty much any high economic security chain that supports IBC is a potential hub


@Patrick_Bush_VE @cosmos The aggregate market value of Cosmos appchains is... not zero


Let's face it. The @Cosmos architecture pretty much won Now we have Cosmos Cosmos-es on ethereum Cosmos on Bitcoin Only Eigenlayer and Solana holding out on sync composability How long? We shall see


Uniswap Hayden Bhai looking at Osmosis Sunny and DyDx Antony bhais enjooying their own MEV Wher there are apps w PMF, ther shall be appchains  CDK by @0xPolygon solves this


Rehypothecation is when you are so busy shilling solano that you miss the biggest thing on ethereum since defi summer


@rajgokal 'tis wat eth ppl call moonlambo


When I had the ability to think this hard, I was making $0 doing post trade settlement using Fabric and Quorum


@crypt0_beluga @haydenzadams Not fair. Hayden has more users than anyone in blockchain. He can have his opinions and others can disagree


Its rather ironic that podcasters, paperware pundits, and github editors who have never shipped a product w any PMF somehow feel morally superior and entitled to get rich on tokens while shitting on their users and "e-beggars" Who do we think is buying tokens if not e-beggars?


This is the year 2024 and I am refusing to accept $56,000 for a cartoon penguin In 2023 I'd have loved $5600


@haydenzadams Better to pay stakers than lawyers, priests and podcasts


Best crypto war po(poco)rn rn


Could have guessed what kind of product the Apple vision pro was gonna be after watching the corporate cringe videos coming out of Cupertino


The only user ethereum L1 will ever need


@0xfoobar Why do we need users when we are getting Blackrock?


@0xfoobar Correct. Its time to just sit back and do hyperacademic things at the pace of Europe


Someone needs to tell @0xfoobar that ETF hope has saved Ethereum already. We don't need to fix anything unless the ETF gets denied


$2800 VITALIK BUTERIN WHITE PAPER GAVIN WOOD YELLOW PAPER JOE LUBIN FUNDED JEFF WILCKES CODED ETHEREUM FOUNDATION DUMPED COIN


Starknet did a snob-drop so that @Scroll_ZKP can learn from the resulting vibes


@0xMert_ Shared values wif hat, wen, bonk, jito and jup


@prasagl @Apple Its undesign


I tried out a friend's @Apple vision pro in Dubai, and the news is true Steve Jobs is really no more


@moo9000 I am very supportive of launching a token long before anything works and unlocking it wen bula confirmed. Monad DEVNET token will melt faces


So who else is planning to demonstrate their integrity publicly by doing a secret TGE and insta unlocks after launch?


Not sure why ppl who have contributed groundbreaking science and engineering in their career would launch a token to have their stellar reputation tinged by token allocations and unlock schedules Dan Boneh is kinda  in that he lets token kinda people handle token kinda things


@ann_droo @cosmos Nono, right because no insider v outsider pyramid dynamic on one token


@ciberexplosion @cosmos That's Polkadot consensus


@ann_droo @cosmos Yet another thing they got right tbh


Its incredible how many things @cosmos guys got right. Rust, Wasm, IBC, PoS, async composability, sovereign chains, badkids and keeping airdrops simple as fk


A bit tragic that World War 3 will be triggered by a bungled airdrop program


@0xMert_ Its ethereum's answer to mertchain


Starknet's secret, instadumpable at launch ZK-TGE token should be an entire token standard, ERC-69 or something


Aggregation enables scalable verifiability


@IOHK_Charles That bucket has moar TVL than Cardano


Meanwhile on Farcaster


@routerprotocol @osmosiszone @cosmos The best Cosmos chain


$STARK had a Zero Knowledge token launch


Before $STARK. After $STARK


@jmfrapat @SelectaCrypto @sassal0x Next validator


@ayyyeandy @QwQiao is the final form of VC


The Zero in Zero Knowledge stands for what most @Starknet users got


Starknet airdrop rewarded top 500 eth repos heavily so that when Starknet launches its own Consensus, its still considered an "ethereum aligned layer 2"


Methinks the @Starknet airdrop has total PMF. Starknet is of the devs, for devs by the devs - token already $20b FDV - no real users currently exist, none required in the future


@SelectaCrypto @sassal0x


Looks like @sassal0x was right and decentralisation of ethereum matters to me personally


Everything will be aggregated


@JoshuaTobkin Cosmos guys were right in the first place is all I will say


@gadikian idk. crypto is so entertaining that sometimes even I am not sure


@degen_julian Points


Just trying to solve shared sequencer fragmentation after eth solves rollup fragmentation using shared sequencers


A shared sequencer to sequence all the shared sequencers Who's building this?


@hosseeb @KaikoData This are just special cases of the shitcoin theorem


@_khanhamzah @PhilJBonello Which side of the intelligence bell curve is being incentivised


Karpathy just left OpenAI  Which ai flavoured memecoin will hire him as an advisoor?


Owning a @QuantumCatsXYZ is the next best thing to owning a Taproot Wizard Wher's my influenza jpeg for this tweet @udiWertheimer ?


@PhilJBonello "It's up to the subnets to create viable use cases" Isn't it a bit too early for Bittensor to pivot from AI memes onto a general purpose L1 narrative?


@larry0x Yes


gm modular warriors


@0xfoobar Ser you invested in Blast. $1b locked in multisig could cause social layer to hard fork eth if locked like Gavin's wallet


@naruto11eth @0xfoobar A blast investor shouldnt say anything


@0xMert_ Do you mean Catastrophic risk of liquidations due to chain reboot?


@Evan_ss6 $BIAS


If a VC/angel fuds restaking on this website, check if 1. They missed Eigenlayer and/or 2. They invested in Celestia Bag bias monitoring is a fine use case at the intersection of crypto and AI


People who bought the best shiny new coin of the year in 2008, 2012, 2014, 2018 and 2020 made it Now they *educate* you that you will also make it by buying the *same* coin they did Lesson in there


The fastest zk proof verifers always return(true)


"Synchronous composability" is just modular people talking like manlets Async composability is where its always been Cosmos guys understand this, everyone else will too


nothotodog, but with a token Who's building this use case at the intersection of Crypto and AI?


@litocoen Don't worry. Proposer builder separation will solve this in 2069


@GwartyGwart Wait! $LIFE airdrop wen?


I think I need 24 hours of cryogenic sleep, whatever that is


Feeling cute. Might invent random phrases like "atomic composability across rollups"


What will Sisyphus do with all that money?


@cburniske @CelestiaOrg @placeholdervc Solana is not modular tho


A bit surreal to think that the end of world will start with that one unanswered dm on telegram


@Native_0x @chamathsintern Natural Stupidity


@Native_0x @chamathsintern 2015: Yodacap bet both balls on enterprise blockchain Both gone Lesson in there


One day I am going to release a bunch of crypto shitposter jokes in the form of an academic looking paper and call it something CS PhD worthy like "On Stochastic PDEs for Memecoin Pricing In the Presence of Shits and Giggles, Lol"


@andy8052 EIR = wannabe founder (but not sure) on smol payroll and mostly comfortable life


@monad_xyz I was going to say ethereum and solano


@FilamentFinance >> Is it for airdrop hunters? Can we discuss this


What happened? Why is bitcoin ded again?


mood today


@prabalbanerjee Will there be ?


no, it doesn't solve rollup fragmentation


"Do not ask why something needs a token. Ask why a token needs anything else..." - Plato


mfers will close a tiny seed round and announce their own side event at every eth conf... than go to therapy


Forget rollup fragmentation. Conference fragmentation is a much bigger problem


@thecitadeldefi @YoannTurpin1 @cburniske You are looking for Lawrence Fishburn


This is true. After the first two dozen vapoware projects we shall hit upon something that actually works and is needed


@cburniske Cumberland, Wintermute, DWF...


@fede_intern What is shared proving? Aggregated proof of two execution proofs?


@mdudas @foundersfund Its not outperform till the phat lady ethereum gigapumps


Final form of multisig:


@jackzampolin @LanrayIge Gnosis multisig v Tendermint multisig


@mdudas Tokens solve this


@0xMert_ How come Etherscan has such a large monopoly on SVM chain?


@jackzampolin @LanrayIge IBC has trust assumptions re low economic security chains, which Cosmos frens need to solve via shared security. This is of course when I shill proof aggregation and Eigenlayer


Its really important to understand that @0xPolygon s aggregation thesis is about conviction over competition. Its very different from the Polygon of Solunavax battles and L2 wars. though there is always competition, Aggregation is by definition open, inclusive and collaborative


@DCbuild3r @SuiNetwork @Aptos_Network Senior folks on both teams are great. Aptos guys are also regulars at ethDenver. TVL doesn't say anything about either


eth can go to $69000 and I will still go to work till I die There are some advantages to growing up working class. The biggest of them all is the need to work


Re the @SuiNetwork v @Aptos_Network comparisons, judging a blockchain ecosystem based on recent TVL growth is like judging an entire person based on botox


If you meet a girl who shows you a cumulative chart that doesn't just go up only, she's a keeper - marry her


@nickwh8te Ser, allow me to introduce you to the @Blast_L2 multisig


@satsdart Its the new ethereum


Blockworks is the multi chain Bankless Lesson in there


@GwartyGwart @0xMert_ Raise 50m seed for to juice a Raspberry pi with an H100 Gwart


@JasonYanowitz Too early to call, solely based on TVL incentives


@0xMert_ Whats the solution?


@Scroll_ZKP @aave Gud to hab an app there that I will use


My investment advice is also the same as Vitalik


@ercwl That was printer bubble, this ain't


@0xMert_ @GwartyGwart s raspberry pi is also improving


As a British Citizen, I demand that Suits be remade without His Majesty's second daughter in law and all the soap


Work is very important in life. In bula it stops you from making money and in bera it stops you from losing it


Study Vaporware Lesson in there


@nickwh8te @blockworksres *Cumulative* is chart crime tho


@ayyyeandy @CelestiaOrg This is what @0xMert_ had warned dot eths about


Liquidity mining


Next stop 1 @pudgypenguins = 1 eth validator 32 eth


Bold Care can bring even Solana right back up


@yashcrypto21 @akshaybd @devaiahPB @thetanmay Bold Care can reboot Solana!


@akshaybd @devaiahPB @thetanmay Is that Johnny Sins?


Still the Feds - crypto has "already won", just as eth had "already won"


@odin_free @dimahledba Congrats. 9000 people?


Polygon's agglayer is the most egalitarian thing we've ever seen. it's insanely ambitious, and if it works, can really reshape the fabric of society


We haveeen eein seerious probleem in Dubaieee


@bittybitbit86 @davidfeiock Thankfully, I came from nocoiner blockchain, there were no skeletons there haha


@chamathsintern source?


gm


@JoshuaTobkin @jon_charb @0xAyer >> its own block rewards If a token is possible, a token shall manifest


This is why I bet on people over projects Now research Composable finance Lesson in there


Very BAD utility


AI wif hat


@sama Sam quoting the Bhagvadgita is what I am here for


crypto people are announcing more AI with $7m seed rounds than Sama did with $7b Web 3 is 1000x more efficient at announcing than Web2


"Anything can be achieved with blockchain technology as long as you never have to ship it" - His Holiness, The Dalai Lama


@mattmaximo1 Wasn't bad mouthing haha, more like good mouthing. 20b fully unlocked in 2026? wake up


Some misunderstood my tweet. Peoole willing to pay $7b for Celestia secondaries (expecting a 3+x unlocked) means the market is exuberant and there's more cash waiting on the sidelines than I had originally imagined Unless the Feds do smth stupid, the last free range bula be fun


@sreeramkannan @jon_charb @0xAyer @musalbas Every Cosmos chain is an Eigenlayer AVS with its own validator set


@coopernicus01 Lesson in there!


@eshita @0xsitaram Will there be airdrop tho?


If you're in crypto, pivot to ai token


@jimmyhumania Lets say, supply chain


@andrej_muzevic @MikeIppolito_ The Feds always have something cooking imo


When applied to technology other than blockchain, these words are synonymous with vaporware


@MikeIppolito_ There's always a catch Mike... always a catch


@avedarave_ @coopernicus01 Might have an easier time if you come from cosmetics, soft drinks or FMCG... if you come from web2 tech marketing its pure pain


@Taran_ss @upnodeIntern @malekanoms Also, Celestia is not an L1... no execution


Hat economy


@NTmoney Any crypto ads this time?


@ZeMariaMacedo Bullish signal for the market IMO


Cooking something


@EliBenSasson Any airdrop to pengus will count as 0 click


As @EthereumDenver approaches, I would like to apologise to the fine people of the great city of Denver for calling the city the worst City in Colorado On average, a crime occurs in Grand Junction every 3 hours and 13 minutes.


@0xsitaram many such cases


@samlafer @moo9000 We are all VCs


@samlafer @moo9000 Sellers are up 350x on seed. Buyers are too much cash flowing in from US stonk boom and China exodus


What does Bittensor do


1 Pudgy = 2 quarters tuition at Stanford


@ad137hya @gadikian Its actually not bad. People won't buy at 7 unless they expect a 3x over the year or two


@robin_rrtx DA means yes in Russian


Celestia secondaries going at 50% discount to spot Lesson in there


@vkhosla >> We don't see a lot of big ideas out of India The pain is real. Thankfully US west coast Indians launch insanely ambitious ideas like @eigenlayer


@SuperteamAE I knew some friendly manlet will shill in replies to that and here we are . Sol devex is still pain but the product culture is real


The modular paradigm means Coingecko website will run into 10,000 pages


@chamathsintern Not all but I'd prefer if they use ETH


Need 11: brand new 15-25 year old users


@Codiox Just hodl


Few understand this


@udiWertheimer Its BIP 420


Some eth guys have lost touch w user so bad that now product announcements start with "ERC" or "EIP" or "decentralised" Actually the target customer of these products are VCs Hello! "Launching our modular decentralised prover that uses a shared sequencer for EIP 404 purchases"


@0xMert_ Men who grew up are not on this app


Dev writing smartcontracts in Haskell


If the thotleader answer to rollup fragmentation is shared sequencing, I have a bridge to sell to you


@ashleighschap @worldcoin You were early at two defi bluechips Ash. You don't need that airdrop


This year I signed two SAFEs at over $250m val


@keoneHD Of course. Yet until pmf wen its time to load up on experience, the job is to make decisions


@ballsyalchemist >> seamless atomic composability across chain via shared sequencing


How can I create some farcaster frames for free in five fun minutes and then sell them for a lot to all you retail people?


Strong opinions loosely held are great in founders, as long as you back yourself and don't let CVs run amok It's a common fallacy to think that those who have never started or run a business can make better mistakes than you Always be the MaO (more like the Deng) of your DaO


I often wonder how some crypto tweets get Bieber fangirl treatment


Q: Whats the difference between eth maxis and sol maxis A: Nothing. Same people, different coin


Cosmos frens sometimes act poor. Jus $7k floor for a @badkidsart and ppl already wanna make cheaper edition badkids Chill guys


"Token price action is the best marketing"


There's now an entire New York Times bestseller about adding tokens to every app


@blockgraze 'tis wen we get a suit and make crypto linkedin  lesson in there


@QwQiao Lesson in there


@QwQiao I have a 18mo cycle mindset - 12 moar to next sbf


In the next 12mo, anyone can do well in crypto just by not getting phished, rug pulled, exploited or sim swapped challenge level, impossible


@SuperteamAE The hat is gone


Every Dosa comes from a gud farm


Ironically when degens hit stop losses, there are no jobs in crypto


New year treats from @hotpot_dao, no connection w berachain


Dosa Club, CNY edition


Information theorists in the 'hood


@sachayve Bm


I don't think shared sequencers solve rollup fragmentation for users, gonna need something a lot more interesting, starting w proof aggregation


@harshalmadnani matic is used as gas on the pos chain and staked by PoS validators - also read the polygon 2.0 whitepaper


Aggregated = up only


$7T raise for @sama makes sense. If he gonna do AGI he gonna need his own standing armed forces to fight both US and China


@armaniferrante @0xrooter $BKPK now or I am switching to phantom


a16z crypto is about to double its headcount


Poasting this as a placeholder for now...


This is what we call social consensus


So BAD to make other bad kids do the work


@badkidsart ... but that smile, that goddamn smile!


@RachinKalakheti Its ten thousand+ clicks rn


One click modular token launch, CEX listing and insta exit liquidity for devs Who's building this?


Stop trying to make $ATOM go up. Its a museum coin of historical significance, its not money, or anything else


All my homies like to restake, none of my homies like to be slashed


@basedhc Widely used yes


Unless you have a little too much money, do not invest in projects where you'd not wanna go work. Just buy bitcoin or smth


Consensus mental models: You can trust tendermint to protect your food but not your house You can trust LMD Ghost + Casper FFG to protect your house but not your food Solana PoH will protect both but once in a while the house will get flooded and the food will be stale


Cosmos appchains hit different when Binance is in the seed


I am told that if you remove the word Apple from the Apple vision pro, the whole device is ngmi


Me on the eve of modular wars as Avail and EigenDA prepare for launch


Is "we should do some deals together" a good message? Asking for a friend


@0xMert_ @ayyyeandy


@nickwh8te Aggregated = up only


Monolithic: n airdrops Modular: 2^n airdrops


@davidjgoosey @serotonin_hq Congrats ser. Get to werk already


"Settlement layer" is ledger w the final word on state ie who owns what Obv needs to be computationally infeasible to rewrite ex via Consensus How state got there ie *txn ordering* can sit on DA layer A good settlement layer should not depend on DA rent for econ. security


@earlyXBT I have a embraer light client - basically a honda suv


None of the DAS homies have a jet. They just use light clients


There's no BETA to Eigenlayer Eigenlayer is the META


@QwQiao Bitcoin is the final form of


It fits that @0xSisyphus ser is shilling 404


Luna would have made a nice modular settlement layer


@DCbuild3r @zeroknowledgefm Not zk


Build, Measure, Aggregate


@DCbuild3r @zeroknowledgefm Prove it


Due to narrative chasing VC frens, crypto pitches are sometimes like bollywood movie screenplays. "Bro, let's insert an item song here, a rain dance there, a fighting scene on slide 3, zk on slide 4, rollup on slide 5 and a hint of LRT on slide 6... "


@jimmyhumania "Padhoge, Likhoge, Banoge Nawab" @simplykashif


This is because every dev, contributor, artist and founder is also a VC/angel on the side


$DYM shows that the modular world will be exponentially retarded. At least it took a weekend to ikea assemble a Cosmos appchain and launch a Canto. Now it will take four button clicks and a hail mary prayer to launch a rollup


I am now out of stables. a16jit is temporarily closed


@Madhav_goyal_ DYM txn explorer


$8 DYM feels morally wrong


Was really good to hear insights on vibes, tools, community and incentives from some of the best devrel minds in the industry... check it out


@Madhav_goyal_ attention is now on re ( re ( restake ) token() ). token() ie LRT


gm badkids


ETH DeFi kinda stagnant rn so bluechips are PVP-fi. Only brother Leshner moved onto do something different and cool


Happy Chinese new year


@functi0nZer0 What did you do to get blocked


@nickwh8te Stanford x no idea what to do w life = VC, simple


@nickwh8te @cdixon I think we need to stake it


Senior dev right after launching his own token


@nickwh8te @cdixon I bot both kindle and audible editions and still no airdrop


Taylor Swift on @badkidsart


@Sothebysverse We need new legislation to stop this


A podcast featuring @badkidsart holder researchers and builders called "badcast" who's building this?


@matthew_sigel The coffee is better tho


"Type 1 can prove existing Ethereum blocks at an average per-tx cost of $0.002 to $0.003"  Only Possible on @0xPolygon


Thinking about @eigenlayer points


Jeeters of Binance listed airdrop stuck in the 11th DYMENSION


@dimahledba @StarkWareLtd @GuthL Bullish


@jelenaaa____ Celestia, DYDX, Osmosis and Noble


@GwartyGwart If you buy a modular $HOUSE and stake it you might get free $SAUNA as airdrop


Its very BAD to say I toldyaso


@The3D_ How Kain they let this happen?


@0xSisyphus 4


The only thing missing in this icecream is... Penelope Cruz


Vibe maximalism


What a fine name for a defi startup


eth szn


Thinking about Shared Security


Thinking about modularity


@0xMert_ new narrative


"Read, Write, Own" is now 9th on the NYT nonfiction bestseller list Wen token tho?


CZ built such an incredibly successful product that for most crypto projects, his product ie Binance is still the main product


Bakkt upholding the crypto tradition of founders succeeding financially without product sucess or business success


@0xMert_ Bruh thats Steve Jobless


@GwartyGwart What do you mean thinking?


@Hazbobo1 @badkidsart @lex_node so bad


I like to delude myself that I started the @badkidsart bula but it was @lex_node s tweet that made me fill and shill these iconic jpegs


@vandynathan @inversebrah


Aggregate all the fud also


live now


One of the coolest protocol engineering roles in the industry


Solano rebooted so that Ethereum can moon


ETHEREUM


If the universe wasn't made of memes, why would ARPANET have launched in 1969? 69


@GwartyGwart That's liniear monolithic thinking. Modular airdrops are recursive with no terminating condition


@fede_intern Fede and Yoda always been aligned innit?


@jelenaaa____ @kimbatronic @cdixon Wait, if I order a notebook, I get a signed copy?


@TrustlessTooth @solana I dont feel that strongly about it. ETH and Sol can make completely different tradeoffs and apps will choose accordingly


Thinking about aggregation


Ribbing and twitter fun aside, as a former practicing dev, I genuinely feel bad for @solana core engineers who are solving some truly hard engg problems. 365 days without a block production issue would have been a well deserved win - wishing the next 365 days will be that


Wanted to sell all my DYM because the mainnet is more like testnet but then I saw this page of potential future airdrops


@laurashin @dwr @Unchained_pod @farcaster_xyz Wen token?


@Anton_Golub I wouldn't - its the swiss ico foundation thesis


Is it possible to write an evm execution proof verifier as a bitcoin p2sh script?


ethereum should enshrine locking away eth for points


I don't know who needs to know this but a Binance or Coinbase listing is not a business model... ... or maybe it is


@ArcanaNetwork Generational $XAR


Who's building a privacy preserving prover marketplace of zk prover marketplaces?


We are not in a liquid crypto bubble we are sure as fk in a crypto secondaries bubble


@moo9000 Sounds like a privacy feature. Harder to hack shit code than good code


Time for anons to build defi on monero


@prash_speaks See PFP


@AkshitBordia @LogX_trade


Aggregation everywhere


Why buy an apple vision pro wen you can hab a Bitcoin vision pro? @udiWertheimer din let me into the whitelist - he's a very bad fren, like @badkidsart bad


Dymentors?


@0xMert_ "bullying and intimdation" of maxis of other chains is censorship tho


If you like modular basic income, you will LOVE eigen basic income


Modular basic income


@nickwh8te @cburniske as well as modular basic income


Aggregate everything, even the rebootable blockchains


Dymension is Solano for modular people. Hype is awesome, valuation is moon, vibes are immaculate, tech sometimes works


Sold half my $DYM airdrop, staked the other half for the next set of airdrops This is modular settlement


Isnt this what @tezos does too?


@ernani_eth Yes but that didn't stop the ads


@spliffymagoo @TrustlessState @NTBro @dgbirch true but they often do abroad and i hab other forms to deal wid it


@luigidemeo I want to speak at a panel on avax, ethereum but worse ™


ICO era founders are coming back to regular jobs and you are bearish anon?


@TrustlessState @NTBro Its not that clear to me tbh, my bank goes down on me every weekend. @dgbirch can meditate on this problem but we use forms of money that are offline at times


@ernani_eth Balances are safu and chain doesn't split


@starchld_cosmos With some safety failures you can get two tokens for one


The market clearly thinks Safety > Liveness


I see: Decentralised prover network I read: Token


@sriramk @AaronSuplizio @cdixon @tferriss Isn't Farcaster skeumorphic?


Dymension standardizes rollups with IBC, similar to how tokens were standardized with ERC Dymension Hub hosts an embedded liquidity layer that facilitates asset pricing, swapping, and efficient token routing across the ecosystem


@jchervinsky Defi E̶d̶u̶c̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ Litigation Fund pls


Whats the industry's plan to deal with the SEC's Uniswap rule? cc: @fund_defi


"After she goes down a lot you stop feeling anything" - Sol provider


"Dymension’s failure to reach consensus on Mainnet is because 35% of staked DYM is delegated to a single validator" Modular settlement layer wao


@0xfoobar Time for Geth to do its thing?


@pipeline_xyz @monad_xyz Devnet or Devnet Beta tho?


@HugoPhilion Go get him marine @lemiscate


@WEB3YashK @Aptos_Network Stop fudding - most things are down v BTC


@jake_xbt @dymension


Sequel: "Read, Write, Own, Reboot"


MODULAR REBOOT $DYM > MONOLITHIC REBOOT $SOL


@santiagoroel @tmnxeq VC ser tweeted too soon :-)


@nic__carter crypto does not require blockchain technology


@luigidemeo @0xMert_ Wait until @kevinsekniqi announces a rebootable subnet with moar tps than Sol


@0xMert_ Just reboot the marriage too manlet!


@Evan_ss6 @santiagoroel $75-100


I like Solana but investors should not write poetry


Consensus protocols have liveness issues and safety issues but a multisig never goes down  If you are in blockchain, pivot to multisig


How Kanav Solano gone down? Why didn't the firedancer devs Jump to reboot it?


I meant casting - additional workload


Bhai @0xMert_ was busy tweeting and forgot to elect the next leader in Consensus


History buffs from Byzantium


Dosa Availability Sampling with Mohit ser


What went wrong with the RON launch on Binance? Number supposed go up, not down?


Literally @VCBrags


Celestia was just a preview. Eigen summer is here and LRT is the new airdropping appchain. Cosmos guys can NEVER match the token manufacturing capabilities of us eth guys


@BrianRetford Ser you can't say rando wen your job is basically coding randomness moonmath


I didn't sleep very well last night. Bay area tech dudes just wouldn't stop flashing paid ads of "Read, Write, Own" into my optic nerve via neuralink


If you can avoid both in crypto, you're winning


@Hazbobo1 Only defi metrics, not most metrics. Answer is focus


@0xMert_ Only eth pays its debts ( validator profitability )


@akshaybd @Austin_Federa Indian parents will not be thrilled by "try before you buy" Akshay


@0xKATYA we already do tho


@chrisamccoy @thestorecloud


If I wrote a crypto book, I'd probably get Elliotrades, the martini guy, ivan on tech or one of the other "youtube based blockchain technology researchers" to advertise it as a "hidden gem" on their channel


@blockgraze per week? ya


mfers be like "we are innovating" and then launch the 69420th copypasta LRT, RAAS or rollup for the sake of a token I prefer dog photos wif hat imo


Which recent a16z thing is more media-blitz-hyped than the other:


Some of my most valuable work as a crypto investor these days is helping highly intelligent founders become a lot less intelligent


Mood today


Its not bull market till GLG starts sending "your expertise is requested" emails about the bitcoin ETFs


@EffortCapital Hub would need to add DAS to be a valid Canary network for Celestia, and boy, would that be spicy


@franciskthomas @dymension You need therapy wen your pengu's gone


@Faktastic11 Bro you were doing nocoiner chain


@ronitA380 Will there be full page ads in Wapo, NYT or the Daily Prophet?


@CryptoMan_Ram @routerprotocol Congrats


@wmougayar Only bitcoin and tokenization there, and a couple of funds


OH:"Five years back, Dubai crypto scene used to be just money and boobs but now we have a ton of builders here"


LRT = Wrapper on @eigenlayer with its own token There will only ever be 21 million LRT projects


So, what are we aggregating today?


@DEVBOSE111 @0xMert_ This reply guy service is only available for eth, Polygon and portcos


@0xMert_ Unfortunately, I plan to bully and intimidate you there


@0xMert_ @apolynya Less friction to just delet your EdDSA keys stored in the cloud


@apolynya Let's post a governance proposal to delet @0xMert_ s farcaster account


I am pretty sure every crypto founder and exec on CT is what the UK FCA calls fit and proper, right? right?


@hosseeb @VitalikButerin >> concept of a social network deeply tied to money/speculation thats any public blockchain with a token


Our app with tokens is not offchain bro. We are "leveraging both web3 and web2"


@shubhrat @MadLads Do we have a problem?


Ok I know which apps are gathering Solana TVL and what volume they are doing. Who has metrics on which apps are getting that Sui TVL and how does that compare w activity/volume on those apps?


Been on @farcaster_xyz for a while and it was boring till manlets showed up to fight. Now, pls gimme some love


@0xfoobar @neelsalami If there's some value to leak sure


@Yazanator @Apple @CelestiaOrg Which airdrop is this?


@0xMert_ Stop attacking Celestia


@luigidemeo @akshaybd Avalanche isn't


For the price of one Satashi roundtable ticket you can buy THREE Apple vision pros If you attended at full price, you better have found some TVL or LPs


@akshaybd You speak my thoughts better than me


Blockchains are...


@jimmyhumania Nah man


Farcaster, the home of dot eths that went there after complaining for weeks about manlets, is now also Solana aligned Fascinating This is why its important to think of blockchains as social networks rather than technology


Racer has gone rogue. Time to arm strong him


@AravSrinivas Naturally after we spend all day on apple devices


Can't wait to see @a16zcrypto post a moving pictures web3 book advertisement in "The Daily Prophet"


@ylecun @AravSrinivas Same as @VitalikButerin


@movementlabsxyz @AalokDThakkar


@odin_free Your own consensus and liquid staking?


Aaand, there's this one more thing


A venture studio that produces unicorns from @sreeramkannan ser's prior academic papers I want allo


@R89Capital I am inclined to belv blockchains are exactly that and nfts definitely


@fede_intern @monad_xyz @solana @eigenlayer @sreeramkannan There's something


@jdkanani The one thing ethereum must enshrine is liquid staking, not zkevm


@EffortCapital Sadly doesn't solve for shared security yet and tendermint has its limitations. If Polkadot had executed well, there was a chance


If you liked @cdixon ser's book, you must read @RebeccaRettig1 et al's recent paper Tho I am not qualified to say so, I did labor in reg post lehman. I found it a true work of scholarship that I will have to read a couple more times to appreciate fully


@LoadingALIAS I am disappointed to report that Cosmos, Solana, Celestia and Bitcoin have opened that door, as much as I would have preferred otherwise


ethereum but with a clean, ground up Consensus protocol, enshrined liquid staking and a much better VM Who is building this?


@NTmoney Please no more truths like this


Who's staying back in Dubai for a couple of days after the Satashi shindig?


Watch a West Ham game without thinking of @functi0nZer0 Challenge level: impossible


@earlyXBT Need a teacher or two


I soooo want to learn Arabic


@pranksy @dwr @AleyProbably @farcaster_xyz User database is offchain in MongoDB?


A multisig, also known by its scientific name "social layer", is a consensus protocol for people


Do US lawyers really talk to each other like in Suits etc? I can see why some of yall more fragile beings would prefer to hang with us nerds than at law firms


@CloutedMind Are you new here? The investors paid for token warrant, they shall have token


Farcaster investor and influencer buzz rn gives my spidey sense vibes that token launch coming inside six mo, likely three


As with most competing products that evoke a tribal reaction, it's not either @LensProtocol or farcaster but Lens


@cmsholdings Why CMS tryna stop VC and Angel community from "adding value"?


Fireblocks secondaries going around at 70% discount to last round We are so early


Gonna take some original ideas... but I guess the industry will inshallah get there


Next up: coin souq and jpeg souq


Its gonna be pretty amusing here if everyone else implements the same marketing playbook that Solano has done. Also Solano playbook will also progressively lose its edge and effectiveness in the same way that Bankless endorsements have lost their bite among the eth community


@hotpot_dao @AJoshua777 ZK engineering is 2-5 years behind ZK math depending on what we are talking about, thats why zk startups in coinland are always be pivoting


@weremeow Unfortunately, the CFTC will ask you to implement clearing independently of the exchange and settlement. SBF sold the alternative liquidation model to them before rugging everyone and now they are never going back to it


@kapursanat @mrjasonchoi @0xPolygon Interop within your own walled garden is not interop. This is why aggregation matters. Hopefully one of @VitalikButerin ser's future blogs will nudge every L2 walled garden into interoperating w others


I have always held that decentralisation is a legal concept. Ergo, ultimately its between Uniswap legal and the US government what assets the various beneficiaries of a 'decentralised' protocol can control or operate, or not


@mrjasonchoi @kapursanat @0xPolygon This is also why I hope @Polkadot will also reenter the race at some point ( fwiw I own 0 DOT today ) with an arch that shipped an alternative experiment in shared security, but with a much more scalable and decentralised nPoS consensus than tendermint, and xcmp needs fixing


@mrjasonchoi @kapursanat Cosmos is happening on eth L2s ( Polygon CDK, ZKSync Hyperchain, Optimism Superchain, Arbitrum Orbit ) because ethereum solves for shared security. However Cosmos solves for interoperability and thats where @0xPolygon agg layer creates a non prop, open, opt in path to interop


The money crypto casino gets in the way of @cdixon 's tech crypto computer imo. Founders, teams and investors can all print mazillions in web3 without making hotmail work first, so most don't bother shipping anything useful


Tendermint is the best multisig, but only when the protocol token is doing well


@akshaybd


@Culture_Crit 55% total tax


Being a crypto founder with a token is generally + Financial success without product success or business success


I am very tempted by the vision pro but I thought @Apple were going to wait for Steve Jobs' rebirth before they get around to launching a new device


No hyperventilating Solana shill tweets on my timeline in the last 12 hours. Its so over !


@jelenaaa____ @amazon @cdixon Is this the first time you invested in a web3 project and received vaporware instead?


CT is no longer relevant for dot eths


@monad_xyz Is that a gigamonad?


@sachayve Do smol as @EthereumDenver side event and big at @CosmoverseHQ dubai


@icebergy_ Now do Serum


gm blockchain researchers, rise and shine


@weremeow @laurashin Ah apologies. They can in theory, in practice (after a decade of trying) is a whole other matter because tech is about 5% of the work, check this, ASX chess and Nasdaq Linq


Its a bit wild how many high quality eth shills and high quality solano shills are in fact @cosmos shills. Nonono, this isn't a Jon Charb subtweet, there are many such cases


@solarpunkmaxi Results


@jimmyhumania @Polkadot Will be fixed . Every chain has some major flaw or the other


Time for @Polkadot to enter this bar brawl rlly. Its crazy that they got npos, shared security, xcmp and wasm - and still ZERO adoption


@AndrewHemingway @hashflow


At great pain and expense, I have learnt over the last decade that its possible to hire people who are a little too good to be hired for the job


@laurashin @weremeow "why cant crypto tokens list on nasdaq" Further evidence that to be a cracking crypto founder you must be either spontaneously or purposefully clueless about regulated financial markets


A curious paradox of money is that there's a limit to how much can be spent on useful things but no limit to how much can be spent on useless ones


I was late to Punks I was late to Pudgies I was late to apes I was late to madlads Really BAD  but I was NOT late to @badkidsart


If youre rich or post series A you get exec coach If you're middle class you get a therapist If you're working class, you get television and pop self help If you're Indian, you get a guru We all need someone tho


@zacc_sch @SolarEtherPunk @0xMert_ They all are if you are on the other side


@zkmattwyatt @jon_charb Jon is bad but I am badder. I shilled badkids so badly that I got a free one last yr


@SolarEtherPunk not me. I think @0xMert_ is the Sassal and ChainlinkGod of Solana and I want every one of my bags to have their own mert


Often people who work in "control" functions eg legal, finance, compliance and ops think their job is to *control* everything in an org Not true The correct term is "controls" function. The job is to design and implement effective controls ie checks and balances


@0xMert_ @cobie Sui omission shows where manlets think the real competition is


A silicon valley startup is made of 5 guys and 50 saas tools


@mdudas Wher 6th man in poster?


Startup hiring alfa - hire for roles (output) not titles ( sticker for next gig ) Either let people earn titles, or gib titles to get much lower prices


@neelsalami @monad_xyz @EclipseFND gm


@0xMert_ Yeh, just a popular meme among some VCfrens


@0xMert_ Agreed, such as "eth went to 4800 after 88 and Sol went to 8, ergo..."


@poordart Yep. Its not, but Its a barometer


All my dot eth homies like Sassal now hate CT and its a really bad sign for ethereum They loved CT when they were winning the toxi maxi battles with alt L1s We need to retake CT or its so over ...


@sreeramkannan @TrustlessState Plebs call it AMA


Complete "credible neutrality to the community" can be achieved by removing the entire team and investors from a project


Ethereum L2s have one job, its to onboard the 14-24 year olds and make sure Mert doesn't take em L2s are not needed to decentralarp, perform alignment, report on EIP compliance or to redo everything that the L1 needs to do L2s are needed to bring users to ethereum, thassit


@howdymerry Who's Will?


@jackzampolin @GarrettHarper_ Spend a year and a half bootstrapping the validator set. Founders, Investors, team, community everyone gets bored and dumps Soft rug, great success!


Crypto startups that run out of money because of cloud bills are Satashi's original vision


@dwr Only possible before Solana Cc: @0xMert_


Bengaluru and web3 are quite complementary. Bengaluru has lots of utility and very little physical infrastructure - exactly the opposite of crypto


@rargulati Popular token or popular protocol?


ETH L1 is pretty unusable now. $14 to Swap USDT to USDC on yet in sheer retardation, people want stables sent on L1 when we have L2s


Is @FlareNetworks teasing AI here?


DA isn't dumping data in a databse. Modular DA needs light clients, erasure coding and cryptographic commitments


Only the devs got the gud airdrops from @alt_layer No one loves the apes anymore, its over


Few understand how badly bullish the Bad UX of buying @badkidsart is


How's a @badkidsart only 2 eth still?


@0xLewis_gg @jon_charb @hasufl Venture has reached peak value add


@CryptoMan_Ram @SatoshiRoundtbl @hotpot_dao Excellent idea. Pls ask a router intern to send a luma event link


When you need one more telegram chat like you need a migraine


At least one podcast is mandatory


a16z s media superpowers are admirable


This is a therapeutic talk by @cdixon. If you have endured the money crypto casino and zoo for as long as I have, this episode will help heal your conviction in the tech crypto side of things that ultimately matter


@hotpot_dao @SatoshiRoundtbl You have home/superuser level access Bing


If you are in Dubai this weekend to attend @SatoshiRoundtbl next week you are eligible for the same breakfast Dosa that a former editor of the bitcoin magazine had DMs open cc: @hotpot_dao


@yashcrypto21 Sounds like arranged marriage bro


Founder: we are building programmable trust for open innovation  Crypto Twitter: There are many ways to PLAY EIGEN


This is the year 2140, bitcoin block rewards are now 0 but @dYdX token unlocks still continue to happen...


The Poly-gon thesis has always been Poly-nya aligned


It appears @monad_xyz is how you combine Solana and ETH if you intend to use the combo and @EclipseFND s SVM rollup is how you combine them if you don't


@jon_charb @hasufl The irony is that my tweet wasn't meant to be ironic or salty. Projects that hire influenzas simply don't hab the right investors


Solana is the final form of blockchain like crypto twitter is the final form of society


@andrewmichaelio Crypto has been doing this for years


@jon_charb @hasufl I hab some haraam coin from $8


@jon_charb @tarunchitra ser quality following, I always assume I am quality


TBH, "Read, Write, Own", the book by @cdixon is probably the only DEPIN device I have used this year without the expectation of an airdrop. Would have preferred if the book cover had a QR code to submit a wallet address


$TIA is m̶o̶d̶u̶l̶a̶r̶ helicopter money


@Zac_Aztec 5 weeks if you use @BrianRetford s continuations with GPU


@mrjasonchoi Indeed. I said "a primary", not "the primary"


@QwQiao @alliancedao I know. Also, I said "a primary", not "the primary" ( gmat verbal points )


Peloton has a generational opportunity to do a generational DEPIN airdrop iwo


@camiinthisthang not really. farcaster is a blockchain flavored twitter clone whereas lens is ground up onchain social graph for apps


Just realised I have some exposure to $JUP through a fund. That $200m instadumpsale must be a breakthrough innovation then


@TheStalwart No airdrop


If $TIA is modular money, $WIF is monolithic money


@thepizzaknight_ Yeah sure. Sol will obv gain some devs because of token price gains but ETH dev population is nonlinearly bigger in both size and value and ethereum isnt doing layoffs. Very few of the Polygon layoffs are devs fwiw


@thepizzaknight_ 99% of the devs who ship on Polygon don't work for Polygon labs. Polygon ecosystem devs are currently EVM/ETH devs so the logic doesn't hold Some of the Polygon ecosystem devs will also build on other vms like svm or move vm or... and thats good


@thepizzaknight_ What? Devs build on the chain, not on the company. Solana labs layoffs didnt send any devs to polkadot or smth


Very disappointed that @rleshner is building an actual, long term, real, regulated RWA biz at @superstatefunds and there's no ONDO style offshore exchange listing incoming soon


About time for @functi0nZer0 to publish "Tradfi, but worse"


Tracking both sides of the $JUP token sale debate for to many minutes now, it appears we have been living in a post truth world for a while, and everyone can choose their facts according to their portfolio Back to work


The people most upset with @JupiterExchange token sale are ... ... @Blast_L2 investors


In the light of $JUP, I wonder if the sequel to "read, write, own" will be called "read, write, own, sell"


The most entertaining part of the Jupiter team dumping $200m of $JUP right at launch is that the team is happy after dumping $200m+, the investors are happy, the dumped-ons aka community is happy and mere observers like me are also happy This is the power of web3 ™


$JUP ICO went extraordinarily well


Aggregated Barbecue


Moving to Bengaluru the day Nirmalaji stops punitive taxation on trading monke


Big liquidity pool found in Benagaluru


@0xsachi I googled the side effects


@3PointAsset We are all retail for someone else


Chris, Kyle, Santi, Qiao, Mike, Tarun and Jon aka prominent Solana ecosystem VCs have shown in 2023 that a primary value added service of a crypto VC is shilling For the rest of you, if you aren't even shilling your portcos here, cancel your VC license frfr


Now that "Read Write Own" is out, the crypto industry has until Friday COB to ship something non financial/speculative and still somehow useful - in case, someone looks onchain ie


Society if Paradigm policy and Paradigm investing start talking to each other


@GwartyGwart He blamed modular - maximally enshrined modular


@jelenaaa____ Quadriga tyres would do it


Not surprised Vitalik ser be like pass the mantle etc. None of you guys have been in the same job for ten whole years, and he has


@QwQiao Its all 4


Re passing the mantle etc, tbh, Vitalik ser's job on eth will never be done because eth will never be done. However, ser can hopefully get ethereum into a spot where it can't come *undone* - and rn with stake concentration, client diversity, MEV issues etc, thats not the case


"Solana is intrinsically modular, except all the layers are enshrined" - Ser Mert


@camillionaire_m This one is actually pretty user friendly


Near's telegram wallet so good


@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 "Solana is intrinsically modular, except all the layers are enshrined" Anyways, that aside, I thought Solana held up really well today. Gud engineering tbh


@TrustlessTooth Angel. VC haz oda ppl money


@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 Thas wai we do modular now. World can make moar transactions than any monolithic thingy can handle


@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 World will try to transact. Txn will fail or be too expensive. World will give up, problem solved. Same as eth L1. Happy monolith!


@prash_speaks @monad_xyz Web3 innovation ser


@PSkinnerTech @hashwarlock Different skills, interest and aptitude


@oliverbeige In it for the ride ser, lesse wher it goes


@oliverbeige Tons of those ConsenSys ideas etc came back in new forms, still din pan out, but token did gud in bula


@oliverbeige Tapscott's ICO generator was pure hypium. This one is written to address the valley tech and DC policy crowd. We at least got defi, nfts and hope of gaming in the meantime


Solano manlets now accidentally or purposefully designing airdrops just to stress test the mainnet is worthy of respect


@oliverbeige Its very well written and lays out the possibilities rather well. Evidence is much harder when critically examined but that could change over the years


My tl;dr on speed reading Mr Dixon's excellent book is that while it brilliantly lays out issues of centralisation of the internet, empirical evidence remains thin that crypto is solving them


Chris Larsen's boating accidents are also like $125m. He was so early!!!


@sayinshallah Was it in @OlympusDAO?


Remember when 1inch raised $175m to build 1inch institutional...


Joe ser ~ 60 Gavin ser ~ 45 Vitalik ser ~ 30 arETHmetic progression


@JimmyRagosa Vitalik and I combined are once in a generation computer scientists


@antiprosynth Most L1 lifecycle is 1-6 yrs


Me explaining jpeg trading, yield farming and memecoin mania to the IIT gang at Google


Everyone wants to reward long term users and avoid mercenaries... Bruh... if you are the 69th undifferentiated rollup, the 420th perp dex or the 42069th Aave fork - your entire long term is six months!


@gajeshnaik @sreeramkannan ser pls ask your nephew to do some actual work


Soon your favorite modular DA will ship in three amazing flavors: PHD English without ZK: Celestia Hooman English with ZK: Avail Post Doc English with ZK: EigenDA


@VitalikButerin Vitalik bhai marked safe from 30 under 30! Now formally 30 over 30 Happy Birthday!


$WEN down 30% Solana has failed


gm Bengaluru, lets Aggregate


Wen all your frens are getting hilariously rich in liquid and you continue to suffer perpetual delayed gratification in "gud deal flow"


@navinblockchain @Ripple @chrislarsensf @bgarlinghouse @MonicaLongSF Legend. Now go download Rabby, Keplr and Backpack, and farm some airdrops


DEPIN=Hardware + Airdrops = Hardwairdrops


@simplykashif @monad_xyz Always been together. Will continue to fight like a normal couple


@0xsachi I say hardwairdrops


I hired a private investigator to look into the @monad_xyz buzz and this is what I found


gmonad degens, evm/acc


@mdudas When your LPs ask why you got Bonk but missed both Eigenlayer and Celestia


@Jenny_Pollack banger


Suits on Netflix, but everyone is a crypto lawyer


The entire basis of marriage


@KeystoneWallet gud wallet


Four types of value accrual


@chiefingza @QwQiao Its a *bullish* scam erc20


@HHorsley 21 million is sacred bitcoin figure. Auspicious


@0xMert_ Pls never stop creating "a toxic environment". Farcaster is boring


@cdixon @brianmcc @a16z @TechmemePodcast One of the best tech books ever


@GwartyGwart we are escaping financial oppression wif hat


@aeyakovenko @0xMert_ @NEARProtocol I have about 42 to 69 pages of Coingecko to disprove that assertion. Perceived value WIF hat


@0xMert_ @NEARProtocol 100%. If we screenshotting, check the dates


@0xMert_ @NEARProtocol Yep, both Polygon and Near ship an awesome lot of tech and adoption, which makes it challenging to condense everything for the ADHD era, but we have found our thing


@ShivanshuMadan @dymension @dogwifcoin $WEN?


@hal2001 @anoma I used to for Brett King. Send my CV to @MikeIppolito_


If you shill coins to your normie frens, you might REKT them. If they allocat 1% to the ETFs, you will both be very happy and they will be intrigued to learn more about crypto


Don't shill your coins to your normie frens at first. Tell them to allocat 1% to one the Bitcoin ETFs. My favorite tickers are HODL and BRRR but any one of these will do


@aeyakovenko @0xMert_ Metamask/Infura are products, not companies


Polygon = Aggregated Blockchains  CDK for unlimited scalability Agg layer for unified liquidity


At this point of the evolution of the internet, whoever can stake a proof of purchase of Mr Dixon's book should get a wholesome $A16Z airdrop, or at least some POINTS


@0xMert_ Gud move on ConsenSys 1.0. Just avoid ConsenSys 2.0


@hal2001 @anoma Are generalised intents a scam?


Presumably everyone who was not involved in the non shipping of the non product is now gone


Paypal has now become a true crypto company. Their minimally shipped product on their mainnet beta was absolutely nothing like their maximally hyped up announcement


Your first crypto bet should always be a bitcoin or a bitcoin ETF, nothing else


The biggest moat in crypto is realising that there is no moat


@nickwh8te I bet Avax subnets would get more hype if they used the magic word "modular"


Hello As someone who wants to be a strategic thinker I must ask... What tokens will we get for staking @dymension?


@drjasper_eth Rocket Singh


@evan_van_ness "eth had already won"


This weekend's reading is sorted thanks to @cdixon


@chamathsintern Sauces?


@baycjoker @dymension I hab all 4 wao


@GwartyGwart @victordivalente @udiWertheimer @QuantumCatsXYZ Asymmetric bet


Now I own the rarest quantum mouse. So emotional rn @udiWertheimer


@DastardlyDaniel Vaporware GPU tokens outperforming GPUs tho


@mdudas Productive like Bonk, WIF, MYRO and Wen?


@cdixon Can't wait ser. Will be reading cover to cover this weekend.


As a startup founder or leader, if you don't choose a hill to die on, you will die alone, or in a mass grave of forgotten startups


Due to the DYM airdrop, my clean green cute @pudgypenguins is no longer on sale for 25 ETH


@simplykashif @saifedean If that is economics, then my tweets are physics


Marketing interns at @NEARProtocol


@soro @Immutable @0xPolygonLabs


How to predict someone's age based on the coin they most shill Bitcoin: 45 Ripple, Chainlink, Polkadot: 40 Ethereum: 35 MATIC/BNB/OP/Arb: 30 ATOM: probably broke, ignore Solana, Celestia: 25 Memecoins: 15 ( cognitive age )


@0xMert_ @life_of_degen I earned 150 eth from Vlad Zamfir for supporting his work on CBC Casper in 2019


Innovate, Aggregate, Interoperate


@life_of_degen @0xMert_ Grandpa + Babe. PoS Consensus of dot is arguably better than Cosmos, Ethereum and definitely Solana


@0xMert_ Excellent technology unironically, currently ready for everyone except users


Greatest @cosmos invention


A hotshit tech team asked if I can refer a commercial cofounder. Knowing the history of many startups ( like eth ), with lotsa cofounders, I am *really* not big on "cofounder" as job title. Cofounder is like marriage, NEVER rush w someone into it. Maybe hire a CCO for example


@0xChristina Useless shitcoins have more FDV than this


Getting lots of Dosa enquiries after Vitalik ser's surprise visit. Let me make this clear, if you aren't rocking "inventor of world changing technology" in your bio, there's no Dosa. Maybe get out of your mum's basement, play world of warcraft, edit the bitcoin magazine etc first


Are Celestia frens tryna co-opt the restaking meme? I knew modular wars are gonna be full of popcorn but this is getting spicier faster than I expected


IBC is apparently overrated but there's no point in having a "better" interop solution unless people use it to interop


@0xMert_ Come to Dubai brother. Lets have these for breakfast


@nickwh8te The main thing missing from Cosmos based shared economic security solutions is the economics


Its a little bearish for Solana that the most prominent blockchain researcher there is Mr. Mert


@GuilleAngeris @tarunchitra @ks_kulk "Bitcoin L2s" however will be susceptible to all kinds of ethereum issues


Ethereum people:  Celestia people:  Mert: Noooo, Celestia is eth competitor, noooo!!!  (mental gymnastics)


@jelenaaa____ The IBC send from Osmosis to Coinbase via Noble part probably can't get any better as those are sovereign chains. On rollups, it may be possible to create the *illusion* of shared liquidity ie being able to trade on Osmosis without a deposit step from Noble to IBC for example.


This here is easily the most important defi project since the Uniswap airdrop


All eth ppls should install Keplr/Leap wallet and move money around on Osmosis/DYDX and Noble via IBC. Its not even that great a UX, but this has got to be the minimum for rollups


@jackzampolin @0xMert_ @eigen_da @AvailProject 1. Can't leak too much yet 2. ... 3. Its not a chainlink sort of lead. six months at best and lots of shared integrations including L2s and raas for all 3 already 4. No. The point of agg layer is to aggregate execution proofs from any L2. LX-LY bridging is sufficient intra-CDK


@0xMert_ @jackzampolin @eigen_da @AvailProject Ethereum has 69 competitors. Can handle a few more just fine. There's always co-opetition. Cooperation AND competition between eth and DA. Its like bacteria in your gut eating your food ( do some mental gymnastics bro )


@jackzampolin @0xMert_ @eigen_da @AvailProject Love celestia but it uses optimistic approach, behind both Avail and EigenDA's KZG commitments wen they hit mainnet soon IBC support also incoming for both RAAS frameworks will generally integrate w all 3 Celestia doesn't solve for L2 interop. Polygon's agg layer will


@jackzampolin @0xMert_ Mert be like enemy of enemy mert's fren. Celestia is more of an ally than a competitor for eth rn. Besides @eigen_da and @AvailProject are also coming in soon to balance the field and make it far more interesting


Aggregation will end rollup fragmentation


@ArjunKalsy Very bullish on @movementlabsxyz


I will never have more than 21 million $WEN


Insta-moved some USDC from @osmosiszone to @coinbase using @noble_xyz and @IBCProtocol on @keplrwallet Painless! @jelenaaa____ saved @cosmos Few understand this ( also ran out of handles to tag )


@kafi_trades @zackvoell @udiWertheimer bruh


@EthDreamer "Delet all the non geth clients and reallocat the saved engineering resources to danksharding" - @tarunchitra, misquoted


@pseudotheos airdrops?


@zackvoell Thats an Ordinal


@DCbuild3r Only way is zk/acc


(unless you have to)


Capital is cheap. Don't gib allo to VCs and angels who don't have one or more 1. shill 2. educate 3. bring portco alignment for bd 4. help hire for specific skills 5. have research/dev capability 6. can help w listing 7. can provide tvl or liquidity 8. bring social signaling


@cryptoecongames Haha, not on farcaster


gm @Eigenlayer enthusiasts


@tmnxeq @0xG00gly Who died and appointed @jemimajoanna the global minister for legitimacy?


The average age of reply guys defending your coin or chain on twitter is an underrated metric. Lower is bullish


@aeyakovenko No such questions after V delet alignment in the cypherpunk blog. ETH's research culture infec Sol also gud


Aggregate, to Differentiate


To build product culture, everyone on the team itself has to actively and frequently use their own product ( or go )


@jimmyhumania You are not ready for Eigenlayer AVSs son


@0xMert_ Yes - once you get transaction ordering, theres more than a few ways to solve for finality


To defend the faeth from BTC and Solano, ethereum L2s should avoid spending all the time on inward looking monopoly mindset things like multi prover and EIP compliance for alignment signaling, and start obsessing over user experience May Solano's product culture infect all


@0xMert_ Eth ppl aren't. EigenDA, Avail and proto danksharding are all incoming to defend the faeth ™. Celestia is also helping defend from Mert's chain tbh


@0xMert_ Naw man. I love the Celestia the tech and the team but 80% of current "Celestia partnership" announcements are kinda iffy projets just tryna rub off the TIA pump pixie dust by association


In the modular future, there will be millions of rollups and billions of airdrops. All new tokens will low liquidity pump to valhalla and all of the old liquid tokens will slow decay to zero


@NotCryptoBro He's my favorite people. See ya then


@0xMert_ Thas because its just us lot there, mostly


Sui TVL looking like Kanav Bhai emptied his wallet into some app


@sandeepnailwal @fede_intern This body I am not, everything made of the force is


My mental gymnastics tell me that maybe farcaster have signed up @0xMert_ as an influencer to bring a lot of manlets to the lonely kumbaya app and create the much needed "toxic environment" there


Bringing up a teenage boy is like being a lion in a pride. They often try to become the new alpha and sorta cut your balls out, which is fine except when they want to keep the phone past 10pm or play Fortnite instead of doing math and science like a proper Asian kid


OH: "@EclipseFND is the @SeiNetwork of RAAS"


@noah_pravecek @FlareNetworks Ser! rocket emojis are not allowed


@sandeepnailwal @toghrulmaharram I was indeed living in Tokyo in 2008, when this American guy Hal Finney took the "formula of Bitcoin" from me


Bullish on projects with the word layer in the name I did earlier suggest the gigabrain AI folks at @FlareNetworks rename to AI-Layer or "AI gen Layer" or at least spell as FLayer, but soundex will also do eg Flare


@zackvoell Send me half your bitcoin. Done


@Evan_ss6 Now do restakers


I think I will sell some $OSMO at $10 ngl


Indian guys in SF ship mostly pre-married and ready to just work


@ceterispar1bus Disagree. If we have a million apps, a million app specific rollups be perfectly oke. Otherwise also I will take a million airdrops


@aeyakovenko @TimSweeneyEpic Any connection with @sydney_sweeney?


@schin_tomar @sandeepnailwal @0xPolygonLabs Maximum hands on, practical knowledge


@toghrulmaharram What do you mean one day


Solidity is the COBOL of my generation


This is Cardano That is Cardona


@Degenblock @neon___glow @NEARProtocol Source is funds I LPd into


@HeslinKim @VitalikButerin Ethereum solves that


@cryptoMaxi420 Vertical meditation probably


So amazing to host ser for Dosa breakfast in Dubai


Why do "coprocessors" of ethereum eg Axiom need a token? If no token, how will they return capital to investors investing $69.420m each? Ok, ignore the 0 IQ midbrain question. Will delet later


@manangouhari @PareenL Everything here


Why do crypto whales live in crummy Puerto Rico or War on Drugs Mexico when even Tunas like me can live wonderfully in the efficient, clean and safe Dubai?


Feeling cute, might aggregate some rollups


@stskeeps Yes!


@focus_kermit @HugoPhilion @ksw54548 @FlareNetworks @CommunityFlare The other Andrej (Karpathy) agrees w Flare's thesis


@JoshCStein Don't see it. I use Backpack


Call me old fashioned but the Eigenlayer ecosystem projects that excite me do not have the word "staking" or "restaking" in them Fortunately, quite a few cool things are being created that involve some imajination


@zkmattwyatt @JoshCStein Yes I want max friction in being rugged by anon nfts


@neon___glow @NEARProtocol More of a search for non speculative use. Near is a pretty good blockchain that merely needs to avoid innovation and embrace speculation


@neon___glow @NEARProtocol They paid 4.50 locked but Illia bhai is now deboomerising the place and I remain very bullish


@JoshCStein phantom is a bigger rughole than metamask. Remove auto signing


Wonder if @NEARProtocol can become an excellent DA layer just by *removing* a few things like Aurora, users, apps, indexers, Oracles, Wallets, execution and sharding from their blockchain?


What do you mean by making restaking easier? Rn its literally just parking your staked eth in a simple contract By 'easier', did you mean ruggable by adding a contract in front of a contract


Its raining in Dubai fr


Who the fk is Sydney Sweeney?


@haydenzadams Think of the offchain part as hooks


@0xMert_ Would you rather have Salona?


@0xMert_ moar fun debat: why is Sui better than Solana, or why is Solana better than Sui?


@armaniferrante @Backpack Can take a guy out of Cosmos, can't take Cosmos out of the guy


Open Sea is open to an acquisition as much as most nerds on this site are open to dating an actual hooman


@ayyyeandy


Aptosui battles on CT gud . I am moved


@jon_charb @nickwh8te @osmosiszone Injective also on the way with their evm. main issue with appchains is that we dont yet have apps people really want apart from token, nft market, stablecoin, staking yield, spot dex and perp dex Most well funded teams can barely ship one thing though. Announcements are free


Layer goes up Altlayer is just the third layer to go up DA layer was the second Ethereum was the first Watch this space


People want hope, in a bottle


Kim Jong Un Inc. is the best audit firm


$WEN seems to be officially approved by Solana's masternode. I won't be selling


Aggregate all the things


Flare: built for data, built for AI $FLR


@LegendEatsFirst Sold my WIF for WEN, now 21mn peanuts


11 million $WEN enough to retire?


Hidden gem of ZK research @prabalbanerjee of @AvailProject on @zeroknowledgefm


@YourstrulyVish Smokey the Bear?


The only thing I want more than $10,000 eth is a 16" MacBook pro that weighs the same as a 13" MacBook Air. I mean $9999 eth will do


Is there a prediction market on Marines lauching their own to keep 100%


@hal2001 @PrimordialAA Brian doesn't know GS guys are now dumping RWA meme tokens


@hal2001 @PrimordialAA Mr Solomon says pls keep the firm out of this


WIF ended BONK WEN will end WIF degens so ADHD we cant even hold two memes now


@haydenzadams There ain't no chain like Dil Ke ( Heart ) Chain


When she saw my @eigenlayer points


@mdudas Domination is bad juju. Jus keep shipping maybe


@nickwh8te Debates, not panels ™  ( and we want  )


@blackpaws0x @mdudas @solana He should listen to the author of the ethereum whitepaper. I enjoy trolling manlet frens too but this is not that


Managing talent in the era wen they make more in farming than in salary


@jayendra_jog @0xCygaar This is true only because in crypto, the token is the main product and the actual product is that other thing


I am very willing to be entertained by the idea that the socialist Biden administration might be able to impose KYC requirements on GPUS before it can impose KYC on Matamask


I want to live in a world where users, not token investors or sophisticated actors decide whether and to what extent a crypto startup is successful


Is America experiencing a hard fork?


1.1m active addresses on a Cosmos ecosystem chain but you wouldn't belv it


GENERATIONAL $WEN?


$WEN airdrop excellent stress test for Solana. Smart work


@mdudas @solana Who are these clowns?


@NTmoney They don't know, its all memes


Insight of the day is from @tarunchitra - (paraphrase) "what if ethereum delet all execution clients other than geth and invest those resources on shipping full danksharding faster instead?"


Only possible on Solana?


I paid $10 fees to claim it instantly... rollups on Solano wen?


5 mins for a $30 claim. WEN? is the right name


Blockworks are the media house now what Bankless wanted to be when they published the bullish Solano report There's definitely space for at least one robust competitor if not two or three here


If you think airdropped tokens are free money, points are free notMoney


Broke: Ponzi scheme Woke: PointZ scheme


@scottmelker Gud awful tho


If you liked Mr Burniske's high $20ks Bitcoin price prediction at $40k, you will absolutely love it at $60k


That was last cycle. This cycle: there is a DA for everything


modular wars will be lit


I am just thoroughly entertained by the endless internal contradictions of crypto - on main, dont have an alt


How has no one launched $MODI


Ethereum's best feature is research culture but unfo, L2s also inherit it and focus on EIP compliance, shared sequencing and multi prover instead of users Solana's best feature is a product first culture Excited about Solano's product culture infecting ethereum L2s in 2024!


Has @StaciW_DC s account got hacked?


There are only two ways an Oracle like Pyth can challenge Chainlink dominance 1. Win an Aave governance vote (difficulty level extreme) 2. Stand up a secure Aave competitor that can brings industrial scale TVL to EVMs (difficulty level impossible)


Why dont we improve Ethereum's client diversity by masternode giving more POINTs for using Besu and Nethermind?


@Eug_Ng Max pain is uponly


Super excited about @PowerloomHQ's node mint. DEPIN szn


Not long before crypto startups raise money from VCs on equity + token warrant + POINTS


My favorite cryptocurrency is $TSLA, and @elonmusk has got it 100% registered with GG


@aeyakovenko @0xMert_ Ser, Evan Van Ness is on the other line and he wants to discuss solana fees vs validator costs


...layered burrito


@jimmyhumania Get off the herb, its not good for you


Burniske just nuked us mentally. What does it mean for ser's fairly recent uber bullish Solano to infinity dollars predictions?


If no one uses your crypto product thats bullish for your token. Once they start using it, the romance is kinda gone


END THE WAR ON DRUGS, START THE WAR ON POINTS!


@jchervinsky @MeatEsq Hearing about ace US crypto founders who have apparently moved to Sinaloa to avoid Gary and they had all kinds of top tier legal counsel


Imajin if Paradigm get points instead of tokens from Axiom and Succinct


If you gib ppl a lot of points but few tokens, your token should trade like $PYPL


@0xbeaconcom cohort so good


@hashflow @wormholecrypto @solana Can I trade my Sol into eth?


The talk that inspired @0xPolygon s breakthrough agg layer


@routerprotocol @0xPolygon @0xPolygonDeFi Congrats @CryptoMan_Ram ser


@hotpot_dao Why dont the coinbase guys use Besu and Teku?


@vishal4c Re shipping, with Avail and EigenDA incoming soon, this space is about to get a whole lot more exciting (and spicy)


@vishal4c ETH guys know what they are dealing w. Once you take DA aka transaction ordering, finality can be solved in a few different ways. What if we stop hating and start shipping?


The Cosmos mind is horizontal. Sovereign chains interoperating The Ethereum mind is vertical. Ethereum is the first layer then we add layers on top Celestia is Ethereum guys doing Cosmos


@JSeyff Too late. You promised us uponly, or so we wanted to hear


@vishal4c @Timccopeland GG is on the other line


@simplykashif You are too generous my friend. I mostly just try to protect my mind when I can


@simplykashif Its not hard if you just keep money and coins out of the relationship


@technologypoet no.


Points pull is the new rug pull. You get huge points but a tiny airdrop


Ivan Pavlov, the inventor of points


POINTS ARE A CRIME AGAINST THE HUMAN MIND


@0xNLYFANS @0xDinoEggs Matamask is gud Layer3


@GwartyGwart BNBs used to go up when CZ burnt them. Now ETH will go up when we do ritual blockspace burning


Thankfully @0xPolygon s combo of CDK for unlimited scalability and Agg Layer for unified liquidity removes the need for layers 3...69420 on ethereum L2 is all you need


@ecent18 Why does it need to do anything when it has a layer?


It's in the best interest of everyone's ethereum bags that no one every mentions Layer 3 s again.


Fight for marketshare when you have a shit ton of money, fight to win a clear category and drive a wedge when you don't


@punkisbitcoin @0xMert_ @ChainLinkGod @_khanhamzah is Polymert. I self identify merely as a memelord


Who talks like that?


@prashant_xyz Week is outside the US. Inside the US its daily minimum


Note that CZ is technically free inside the US. However, as a meditator, what I empathise with in Su Zhu's podcast about his experiences in prison is that there's no bigger prison than one's mind, though I am not saying its a good idea to trade that prison for a physical one


@gregosuri


The biggest disincentive for becoming a crypto founder is having to deal with lawyers, hands down. Best done while you are 25-30


Ironically CZ is unquestionably in a much worse Jail rn than @zhusu. No 9 pm forced sleep, unlimited access to devices coingecko and crypto noise, soft annoying hotel beds with AC, no certainty on whats ahead, lawyers hustling for more money - pure pain. I feel bad for the legend


@LedgerGuardian FLayer


@0xMert_ Are you saying Solana is the PHP of blockchains?


@gogoDiegocrypto @sandeepnailwal We are all apes but evolution is not a choice


@0xMert_ Brother Mert tweeting like he's not getting Lay(ere)d


@ShivanshuMadan @Kautukkundan


Why do they call it the Modular thesis and not the Modu-layer thesis?


@Kautukkundan No. CDK L2s are sovereign. There's no 'super'


eth research recipe book


Mizu is the Japanese word for Water, Flow like Water


First Blur killed nfts Then Blur killed airdrops with points Then Blur killed L2s with Blast Literally Pacman!


Agree with @0xMert_ that masternode should ban the term layer3 from ethereum entirely


@0xMert_ Thats L-infinity, the layer to unify liquidity


@0xMert_ Cope harder! L69 will melt faces.


Twitter is belong to apes. If we could read we wouldn't be trading things with hats 240 chars or gtfo


@nickwh8te @CelestiaOrg celestia archival node meme incoming


$ENFO is uponly


YCombinator's genius as an incubator was taking 7.5% and then leaving the founders alone Getting out of people's way is a superpower


@0xMert_ Imagine the mental gymnastics required to believe that criticism is hate!


if it's not decentralized then where are the points?


Testnet Singularity


We found Ric Burton's Son in Law


@Crypto_Texan @SmartContract @0xPolygonLabs @chainlink @HarrisBell @chainlinklabs @ChainLinkGod Chainlink wants to feed the baby the median of baby formulas?


Any ai companies working on artificial general points AGP?


@0xBalloonLover tradi is full of architects who never wrote a line of code


Naw bro. Saw this in megabanks for a decade. In the whole damn wide world, only tradfi has even worse tech than defi


@0xgaut Do nothing in trading. Do something for work


Blockchain Evolution , Accelerated


@DeanEigenmann Do you mean at this points?


@0xsachi Will there be airdrops?


@FrancescoRenziA SuperFluidLayer solves this


OH:"Bro this app project is not investable. It needs to be a 'layer' like DA Layer, alt layer..."


@HHorsley @BitwiseInvest Congrats ser!


I heard that if you send one eth to vitalik's telegram handle he sends you two eth back


KYC my ass... getting NFTs and airdrops is far worse


OH:"The worst thing that can happen with crypto is that a we accidentally blow up a big bank. The worst thing that can happen with AI is that we blow up the whole world"


Invented in dubai by an already famous inventor: Avocadosa. Its like masala dosa with avocado toast prep for masala


We tend to overthink who we are today and underestimate what we can become simply by doing


The most pressing technical issue in Data Availability Sampling is what we should call Data Availability Sampling instead of calling it Data Availability Sampling


Whats the minimum number of millions that a zk startup needs to raise to pivot to something other than zk?


@hal2001 @UMAprotocol @AcrossProtocol You need to ship points


@mattmaximo1 You can have the Lambo for 4B


Who's building a secondary, OTC market in points? I could use a midlife crisis red lambo and I have some Eigenlayer points


I want the name and phone number of the crypto lawyer who invented points and I want to see them disbarred from practicing BOTH crypto and law


@mdudas they could have earned so many points


@Shenanigrahams If you were on FTX, pivot to Mount Gox


EIP 4844 can save Bitcoin!


BTC at ~$39k Every day Barry sells BTC, BTC drops $1k He has more than enough to sell for 39 straight days Do the math!


GBTC halvening wen?


@sandyzkp @AutomataNetwork Really cool


@nickwh8te See, to shorten the pain, you should have implemented KZG ;-)


@GwartyGwart @0xFatBatman Which part of z is not clear?


Multi-prover zkEVM? How about a multi-user zkEVM?


Just scored 15,934 Rabby Points with a few clicks, and you can get extra points for migrating MetaMask wallet into Rabby! Everyone can get points, and use my referral code 'CHAINYODA' for an extra bonus. Ready to claim? @Rabby_io


OH: "He's not a retard, he's a research-tard"


@cmsholdings Is this eigendriver?


@aliciakatz Tbh, its all asset, no class yet


We can send Barry many more retards than he can send us regards


@moo9000 @imexitliquidity @sachayve Loud tweeters are a tiny fragment of eth community. Most eth OGs only say what needs to be said when theres a real issue


Can't you guys just pay Barry his 1.5% ransom instead of taking a 20% L on bitcoin?


Words to live by


They don't know Dubai is the 10 year India beta play


Silicon Oasis is the new Silicon Valley. It is just in the process of being eastward distributed


@nosleepjon Cosmos ppl still PTSD about the 21 day unbonding period for $LUNA. Its irrational but it runs deep.


Vibes > Salesforce Thats the thing to learn about BD in crypto


Promise me @Consensys that this validator staking thing uses Besu and not Geth


@binji_x Bitcoin is backup plan for Geth bugs


Ignore. Feynman never closed a seed round


Is the ONDO team buying real world assets?


@Nogoodtwts Coinbase Wallet does


@blockgraze You need execution client diversity


Its time for @ethereumJoseph ser to sell the batamask 'solo' staking feature like hell. Thats one actionable way to increase ethereum client diversity Take your bags out of lido, coinbase, kraken, binance and self stake 32 eth via batamask Also bullish on DVT cc: @hotpot_dao


@aeyakovenko @ryanberckmans Ryan is right. We have precedent with Barry Silbert and ethereum classic


@matt_blumberg Blast will rekt just you but Geth can rekt us all. They are not the same


If my coins drops any more I will develop a passion for tokenisation, utility and value accrual


@dabit3 50m to install slack and saas tools


@cmsholdings No job at Monad for James


Bankless Malayalam podcast should claim $25m from Optimism retropgf4 to write a high quality execution client for ethereum


@aeyakovenko Ingenuity required to make the best military technology like ARPANET


What if masternode gave Jump a few bips of ETH FDV allo to write the firedancer execution client of ethereum?


Ethereum does not have any decent execution clients other than Geth because execution clients don't have their own token


Ethereum client diversity facing the same sort of issues as DEI in college admissions


tl;dr: Execution clients other than geth are not good enough yet. 100% GETH dominance would also solve the problem kind of


@CoinbaseCloud What are these techical requirements


Not useful to criticise gud VC for not Investing or even launching a competitor. VC has a thousand legit reasons to pass including timing, vintage of fund, pricing, chemistry w you, weather on the day or biases acquired from their track record. VC dont pick winners, life goes on


I thought Saylor was cornering the market but it turns out Barry was Hamanaka


$TIA stakers of @cosmos origins are still deeply PTSD about $LUNA s stakedrops and 21 day unbonding period. This is not a rational comparison in any form but it will have an impact on price movements


I love Cosmos and Ethereum communities because we have the balls to critically examine our own technology for its long term good and we don't need to larp in unison defensively when there's an issue. This type of self confidence and self assurance is something only winners have


Chancellor on the brink of another social consensus


@howdymerry If they are in SAAS, pivot to RAAS (and airdrop)


@SelectaCrypto Yeh. Ser is a grants program designed to inspire people to build what he wants to see happen


Vitalik is a once in a generation computer scientist but a very bad VC


Amongst all the curious ponzodynamic technology, @paradigm is shipping the one thing we need most - RETH, the rust based ethereum execution client