@ThelemaD Its mental conditioning and comfort zone - most come from a dev/engg background


Did those sloth jpegs fill that blobspace or nah?


Telegram coin trading like Durov got touched by Jensen Huang


@jon_charb Pre token fud is no fud tho


@deepcryptodive @EthCC I see you did there :-)


I mean sex is great but have you ever got two tickets to @EthCC on your first attempt?


A major cognitive error first time founders make is to start investing in marketing only after they have a product Later on founders learn that it takes at least half a decade ship a dream worth shipping The dream must be a compelling story long before its worth betting on


@DefiDrew


@0xsachi @Hadronfc @0xPolygon gm


@fede_intern Bro, you guys did top tier work for Miden, Starknet and ZKSync. Its my privilege to be useful to people who do great work


gm


Nothing much is gonna happen on Polkadot this cycle  Next cycle eth frens will be grateful someone built @eigenlayer


mubarak


@nattyshaps Says the guy shiling doginme and bubcat on his feed


@0xMert_ Solana is the Boeing of blockchains


a16z is writing Jolt Paradigm is writing Reth Jump is writing firedancer Polychain guys are writing Ritualnet If VCs are building the most important tech in crypto rn, what exactly are the devs doing?


I think someone else said this but its not clear how four dudes working part time at @a16zcrypto shipped a faster zkVM than a few teams with more $5-$50m in funding Does this mean VCs will now do the meat of the work and just hand it off to devs to add a nice token to it?


Congratulations to @lemiscate on Aave 3.1. Every Aave product launch in history has tanked the market at first before setting it up for higher highs


Why most girls don't touch a crypto bro


Celestia guys are probably right. Every DA layer should have its own token. In this market maybe every chain should have multiple tokens simultaneously eg Berachain could launch BeraDA with a tri-token model rn and in this market all 3 will go up 3x on listing - 3/3 or (3,3)


@sharvilmalik @Hadronfc


Red carpet vibes for founders at @Hadronfc inaugural week starting today


@AndrewCapasso_ What is love, what is love...


Is it legal to declare mainnet without launching a token btw?


@HsakaTrades Bruh ETF


Risc 0 built gud zkvm Succinct copied r0*valida*plonky3 to build faster gud zkvm a16z rugged both There's no end to this dropout v undergrad v postgrad v prof zkmania .... aaand dis is bula May the best token win


Wat if Jensen touching Illia * Emaad pivoting to gpu token governance was ai*crypto cycle top?


@0xMert_ My investigators have revealed a link


Celestia  EigenDA  Next up: the most fully featured modular DA to date


@hotpot_dao @megaeth_labs


@rargulati Thats the only table...


"One billion dollars is not a lot of money" - Ser Chain Yoda, eth $88 survivor


@ayyyeandy Bro Gavinlayer was the first shared security gig. Man was ahead of his time


@AvantgardeApe Whats in it? Link?


@ConejoCapital


Multiple billions of dollars of projects exist today purely because Gavin Wood ser didn't ship and the Breitmans shipped but had no vibe


@jillrgunter As a backer watching Monad's discord, I can confidently tweet about their great GTM strategy


@0xMawuko Tier 2 is pretty gud btw but the party ends there ppls can try memecoin restaking also - its all gud farm in bula, and then suddenly


All I want now is to be on the same cap table as Sydney Sweeney


@SuperteamAE @afscott @SuperteamDAO @solana Few things in the world say Dubai better than Maseratis do


@NeerajKA Wen token


@sharvilmalik @0xPolygonEco @sandeepnailwal @cryptotownpod Ya bro. It has only one gud one - Bonsai


@SuperteamAE @SuperteamDAO @solana @afscott Your crypto events have maseratis  Our crypto events ship


Every week the real eigenlayer does not launch, a cheaper eigenlayer will be announced by VCs who back then were like, "bro wtf is restaking" eigenlayer means your own layer eigeneigenlayer is wen a VC launches their own cheaper eigenlayer Its like 2021 @aave fork szn rn


@AvailProject


backed and endorsed paradigm  me gmonad


@luigidemeo Yes


@ayyyeandy Random free 5ks for fatherland tour wao


@0xairtx Not as heavy as I'd like - too much demand :-)


@0xairtx We welcome all the sui and aptos apps bruv tho Rushi's got a better plan


@based16z Is this the new Nvidia?


This is Ethereum Jesus Last time eth flattened, his chain rebooted This time eth flattened, his chain dropped transactions If you are a dot eth, have you thanked him today?


The definition of world changing technology. is that its listed on Binance


This is a clever meme and Solend is cool but Solana ecosystem had users, devs, Sam and "69"bn dollars of infinite venture funding in 2021


@ErikVoorhees @antiprosynth Stronk social layer cuts both ways ... it does


@GwartyGwart Empty shells make gud airdops


For tradfi guys: Staked eth/btc is tier 1 capital Restaked eth is tier 2 capital Staked shitcoins are tier 3 capital Restaked shitcoins are hopium


I think @GwartyGwart is anti innovation. I wanted to innovate and make a pistol that shoots backwards and Gwart made sarcastic jokes about my disruptive innovation


@JoeMaristela @GwartyGwart They are all uniquely valuable except in bera they are all uniquely 90% less valuable


Technically your loan is against a diversified portfolio of fake rolex, fake patek, fake Breitling, fake Audemars, fake Omega, fake Tag...


@GwartyGwart Let me secure my sovereign Cosmos chain with restaked boden hater!


Six things matter in shared security: 1. What is included in coverage 2. What is excluded 3. Will insurer pay claims (theDaO) 4. How much will insurer pay wen shit happens (aave tokens securing aave ) 5. Is the insurer reinsured? 6. Do the insured assets get fkd correlated


@TrustlessTooth Ya and what matters is the limits and costs of either


Before bags, we used to be engineers and we used to study the limits and tradeoffs of engineering choices As a dev I had that distinct privilege but young devs w bags are fkd Now we are all for or against e.g. for cryptographic security, against crypto economic security wtf


@thisisrj Yes. With insurance tho its always good to know whats being insured, whats not being insured and to what extent; ans what the alternative would cost


living a healthy life is a wonderful idea eternal life is a disgusting idea study dying


Everyone gangsta on shared security till theDaO rugs


much debate between proof aggregators and verifiers about cryptographic v cryptoeconomic security former can provide higher math guarantees but if I spend 2/3 of all staked eth on compute to find a hash collision... maybe we compare $ price of those AWS credits v restaked eth


Ppls told Bankless and eth Maxis exactly what Tuba said at $8 sol but they kept going at online Solana hate Now only Solana can stop Solana oh wait, it is indeed doing so


@shumochu You need a combination of cryptographic and cryptoeconomic security. Thats what bitcoin and ethereum also provide


@eawosikaa Lean into your strength.


Wait so ethereum was a gud projet all along?


If everyone is a star, who's doing the work?


Every team should have a mix of 10% people who are good at talking online and 90% people who are good at shutting up and doing heads down shipping. Its unusual for the same person to be great at both at the same time and most founders tend to overindex on what THEY are good at.


@SwaroopH @jdkanani Same. This is like Modiji's promises


@0xMert_ We dont even try to use those 90%, so they do no harm


Its one thing to use btc staking like @babylon_chain and eth restaking like @eigenlayer, quite another to extend to shitcoins, esp when shitcoins have a correlation of one on the way down One of these VC fomo eigenlayer copypastas will cause epic entertainment this cycle


A shared security project that uses memecoins for staking and slashing to secure other protocols Who's building this?


@0xCygaar Cause and effect. Expect one a month from here


fine print for shared crypto economic security whos building this?


@0xMert_ As an angel you can believe. A fund has no gods


I will take $8m, thanks


@0xMert_ Ser now you are the smug vc


@eawosikaa Gud article Tolstoy! Kolmogorov preferred equations


@hotpot_dao Solana can make her stream


long live the vernacular


Ethena will get very big in the mania phase up and then in the panic phase down, one of the exchange s/custodian s in the mix will get rekt and depeg a bunch of folks life savings Then we tradfi


Ethena is cool as tokenized basis but calling it a stablecoin is a little stablekwon


Its a fair question if bots become more profitable w SOL price: from @LensProtocol


@0xMert_ Is Richard Patel fixing it?


@web3isgreat @longbeachcounty That dude @NeerajKA dis this


Wen Solana price was $8-$40 all technical issues used to get solved "next year in firedancer" Now the stakes are $180 so issues get explained with an ETA for a fix Study high stakes engineering


I've started a syndicate on @stationxnetwork - a really cool investment collective product based on @safe Nice workflow, excellent UX and very convenient and safe vibe - @0xrishavb. Good stuff


@colingplatt You've got these mixed up, Europe is the one thats currently not working


@moshaikhs @movementlabsxyz Not editable and all move frens gud but duly deleted. I have personally witnessed Mo ser vibes and fan club in Seoul. Global phenom


@alnoki_ @movementlabsxyz Its about finding the humility to unlearn and follow where the discord residents are going


@PalashKusumwal @osmosiszone and @movementlabsxyz unironically


@harshalmadnani Haha, I like Sol a lot but formalisms of research are the foundation of things that last


@__solastorm__ Vitalik, Sreeram, Zaki, Sandeep, Toly, Stani, Balaji, Marc Andreessen, few others


Solana is a 3.2 GPA CS undergrad coin Ethereum is a 4.0 GPA Math PhDCoin It is what it is


@gregosuri AGI ! congrats


Dosa is now an institution. The @Hadronfc Dosa DaO, inspired by our older and much more charming Chinese cousin @hotpot_dao is starting in Dubai on April 15th. By invitation only


@instantfinality No ser. eth maxis do the best marketing for Solana


@buchmanster Eventually


@0xairtx @joakimhi @movementlabsxyz I like Aftermath - deploy on movement soon


@GwartyGwart Blast is literally Boeing layer 2


@grahamfergs @monad_xyz @SeiNetwork No, I meant the real thing


@moshaikhs @movementlabsxyz I apologise for that glaring oversight ser


Paradigm is scaling ethereum fr fr


@DeFiSurfer808 Its not the same. Sol's problems are in the networking stack/Quic. Eth was just overloaded


@Sprkfi @compolabs @swaylend @SwayLang whoa


@0xairtx @rushimanche @movementlabsxyz Monad uses Optimistic concurrency ofc but its their own grounds up implementation, not a reuse of the Aptos lib. The whole thing has to work together seamlessly with the rest of the stack


@simplykashif Ethereum is bitcoin for people who do their own thinking


@odin_free Ekubo is surprisingly good... nothing clunky about it


@iamDCinvestor Also the only chain that works, wao


Methinks @alliancedao distribution will melt faces


thats @EntEthAlliance


@boratheworld @movementlabsxyz Have you met the guys? Its like Berachain's vibes had a baby with Meta's engineering


I am pretty sure wherever they are, however they are, my @monad_xyz s are also going up rn. I can't see them, I can't touch them, but I can feel them


Sol traders and VCs panic pressing giga long button on Ethereum on the news that its the only widely used blockchain that actually works


@therealchaseeb Get him off CT and ask him to fix the bugs


Ethereum is ethereum Cosmos is ethereum Near is ethereum Solana is ethereum Cardano is ethereum Polkadot is ethereum Tezos is ethereum You are ethereum I am ethereum We are ethereum


@andrej_muzevic Polkadot is ethereum


@andrej_muzevic Cardano is Ethereum


Solana is Ethereum


If you can read solscan you have Von Neumann's dna and you need to investigate what your ancestors were upto


All you need to launch a blockchain these days


@joonian @movementlabsxyz Soon lens profile


Teams that are frugal most of the time but also know when to do big balls spending win


@rushimanche @0xairtx @movementlabsxyz Monad and megaeth are *very* different from each other Also neither is using blockstm afaik. Polygon PoS uses blockstm tho Different trade offs than movement. All 3 gud projets


Today's scheduled programming in blockchain: Whose chain is more shit and why


@hmalviya9 @dyorcryptoapp Timeframe: 24th Feb to 16th March too short. All these models are generally sus so its worth looking at which periods ( regimes ) the model worked in over the last month, year, 3 yrs and the error plot. @inkymaze is your guy


@hmalviya9 @dyorcryptoapp Where are the backtesting results


@hmalviya9 @dyorcryptoapp WTF is a fair price


Yo mama is ethereum


Ripple is still fastest chain. First its not a chain, second you can do only one thing - send xrp


Its wild that when Solana works the convo online is predominantly about Solana and when Solana totally sucks the conversation is still about Solana Study Solana


@Madhav_goyal_ @_khanhamzah @AvailProject Wisdom comes from fkin up a lot


Every day you compare memecoins with lotteries publicly you invite this


@santiagoroel Ser fyi, lotteries are heavily regulated in most G20 countries


Even Solana has less spam than this attac site


@santiagoroel 4. Gud bags that haven't unlocked yet


@0xMert_ %s/wealth/memes/g


@fede_intern @sreeramkannan This is singularity


If @movementlabsxyz do this right, they gonna hab a lot more users, liquidity and volume than most alt L1s. This is (a) because of ethereum and (b) because I hab a bag (c) move dev community and toolset is growing nicely


@zengjiajun_eth Google sheets also has that path


Law is the main source of inefficiency in our society. If businesses don't need to follow the, they can all run with 90% fewer staff End law


@Shenanigrahams Sometimes


It's often more important to understand what one is NOT good at. If that turns out to be everything, then one can always shitpost and/or start a podcast


@teddyfuse @Tether_to @MaelstromFund I think the last time we heard this argument was when they were asking why Coinbase has 4200 employees while FTX only has 69


@Shenanigrahams Often marketing does not involve an intellectual scam so theres a venn diagram w considerable overlap


"Stage 0 rollup" is an intellectual scam. Whats wrong with "multisig"?


The main ROI of airdrop farming is that you get to try lots of different products and chains - including your own - to find out where things really are at The airdrop tokens are very rarely worth the time but the gut feel you develop for stuff is priceless ...and you larp less


@moo9000 Yes, gud airdrops, things to do onechain, nice swag, humility, one cycle token roundtripping, building in public and enough irl booze at a minimum


@0xMert_ @Evan_ss6 We have come a long way from that triangle - now no alien species can decipher our roadmap - secret is safu


Pls don't make him Ansem Bankman Friend


@EagleEyesCap @AvailProject No ser. If you are doing well in crypto you are almost surely in the middle of the "iit guys doing well" curve


I got a BS from IIT Everyone there had a higher IQ than me Then I did an MBA at IMD Everyone there had lower IQ than me Thats how I knew I was mid But I will be the most unified of them all thanks to @AvailProject


@marcomonaco83 @LineaBuild All the zkEVMs rn be like


@0xsachi Pre airdrop chains eg Scroll, Linea, zkSync or non EVM chains eg Sui, Aptos ... all lonely rn


@SamwiseSpraxx @Aptos @SuiNetwork


Don't waste time on crowded Solano rn Gud farmers farm lonely chains


@MacroMate8 Desktop @okxweb3 would also be pretty good if only it had a "use metamask as default" toggle like rabby for sites that demand batamask


@ImYourHodlberry @Aptos @SuiNetwork Its fine to start with core primitives. All the L2s and Solana did that. "true innovation" can follow from core primitives


The only video a crypto founder had to watch in 2022 via @YouTube


@0xMert_ Cant the Solana foundation bring David or Ryan onboard as an advisor? All the other L2s do that


@0xsachi @Moe_Szyslak_69 @LensProtocol @0xPolygon It better be ai rolex then


Compared to even Solana, let alone eth and L2s, defi on both @Aptos and @SuiNetwork still feels more or less toy stage. This might be because (almost) everyone in crypto was expecting volumes to come from media and entertainment/web2/tradfi at one stage and that hasn't happened


@0xsachi @LensProtocol @0xPolygon Nice. You could also have chosen rich by holding


@Austin_Federa TBF, David and Mert have been quite adversarial for months


@vaneck_us Ser you are wall street


Fwiw, @tensor_hq is a pretty good product ngl, painless, consistent, intuitive - how all the things should be


even tho i hab no intention to ever retire, the retirement plan is working


@ParrySondhi @uttam_singhk Come back in bera - too busy w work, farming and shitposting


"No sir, I'm only taking calculated risks and exploring, I take safe trades only" Holds: wen, wif in marginfi and popcat in wallet


@0xkuromi_ @Christina @LensProtocol @TakoProtocol @realMaskNetwork @0xChristina Have you seen my Content? There's nothing intellectual about that property


@JoshuaTobkin Yes, I don't know enough about the project one way or the other


Some guy building an Oracle using eigenLayer restaking portends a marine invasion


@Madhav_goyal_ Try one and find out


Over the next three years, lots of Bitcoin layer2s and bitcoin defi projects will launch and the ratio of rugs and exploits in BTC defi in any given year starting in 2025 will be 2.5 times the size of rugs and exploits in eth defi ie the approx ratio of market caps


@GwartyGwart "Ignore such rules"


Don't waste time in large companies


@ryanberckmans @IAmIronManSon So bullish BS?


@kylegordonart @Hadronfc Welcome


@hmalviya9 Of course it can in theory but the number of things that have to be executed well ( product, community, devrel, ... ) + luck ( market, regulation, external factors ) are quite large so you have to apply probabilities there


@Ludcour @LineaBuild Wallet balances changed - I assume because the sequencer confirmed


@hmalviya9 >> If $APT reaches $90B How many such chains exist today


@Taran_ss It does rn. All chains work till a community and bots pile on


I am not sure about the podcast anymore but the @BanklessHQ airdrop hunter feature is a credit to the human race


@harshalmadnani Thats fair. If he doesn't act at all, he can't be bad


@andrej_muzevic So was SBF - for tech oscars


Society loves bad actors as long as they make money


@francescoswiss idk but Solano Price, Superteam and Colosseum are all doing well. This number will go up materially


@1timewarp @SuiNetwork You're looking for FUD but since all coins are memes, its Sui


Theres no risk in Ethena - on the way up Couple more counterparty risk accidents on the way down, and we work for Larry


@0xsachi You are practically AI in crypto now


I did these swaps on @LineaBuild last night and that prover is still proving


I am henceforth @SuiNetwork community


@eawosikaa However, almost all crypto price charts look like houses of different shapes and sizes, Mich bought a really big one with his


How it started How Its going


@eawosikaa Hence I said "standard like IBC", not IBC. Ethereum also has its own issues but it does a lot more than yelling at users who complain


My plan is to yell at ETH users till they concede that ETH L2s are not fragmented, and apologise to the social layer @_bfarmer s plan is to implement the aggLayer We are not the same


Eth rollups guys would rather write a million 69420 word tweets to convince users than design and implement a standard like IBC


Celestia has declared open rebellion on ultrasound money by minting Sloth JPEGs in TIA Let the record show that this coin is no longer aligned with Bankless coin


@nosleepjon Zuzalu has taken note of this declaration of open rebellion


Sui feels like Solana but without a community


You are trying to land transactions on a chain everyone is trading dogs on I am farming future airdrops on new chains not even dogs are using We are not the same


@0xMert_ @ec__2017 @solana @Austin_Federa Austin good cop Mert bad cop


@0xMert_ @AndreCronjeTech Thats not a house. Thats the fantom price chart


Web3 has UUX: Un Usable Experience


@0xMert_ Aidrop solves this


@0xRacerAlt @zachxbt Onchain?


@GuyZys Cant speak to the talent of the journalist but read the paper


Staking $DYM to get airdrops from dozens of chains with empty blocks, ama


Coinbase got one nice ruling in the second circuit but with no precedential value. Its like most of my NFTs on OpenSea


@Austin_Federa Ya but its more fun to see bleeding edge engineering go well


@MaxiNicky If they don't use it, they will remain bullish


Decentralised AI done right $FLR


Cosmos is the only chain tech you can shill without shilling a token Blockchain purity certifiers should study @cosmos


@fede_intern @alignedlayer Congrats


@Austin_Federa I don't own enough Sol to be able to agree with that fact


"At $180 he's Satoshi, at $8 he was Satan" - crypto twitter


Ok, I will bite. Who's Quinn?


"May your chain be congested worse then a teenager's brain" - Yiddish Proverb


One thing is common between eth, Polygon PoS and Solana. All three chains were amazing until lots of people started using them. All the unused chains are still amazing


@fede_intern Bullish on $CON


Well maybe you make some money or even if you lose some, you at least know whats going on in product. Being hands on onchain is the only way to not be a bozo in crypto


Remember wen govt served Do a letter at Messari conf and all of crypto law exploded?


Ansem is a likeable main character but lets not forget that we have tended to simp after them all on the way up, including SBF


@0xMert_ Nah, you are no competition for Ansem wif hat


@ilblackdragon @BowenWang18 This level of A+ shipping is a -EV distraction from and Haseeb/Avichal must stop it at once


@knveth @varun_mathur @EffortCapital Effort Cap is right. AI is the meme


Relative strength in AI tokens $FLR $NEAR $TAO seems interesting


At this point Solana should just cancel their chain and fork ethereum


@aeyakovenko @TrustlessState Imagine fading psych majors


@Austin_Federa All we tech people want is for journos like @joonian to print only nice things about us and our bags. If they don't do so we will just buy WAPO and Coindesk


@ssh_nkar $BONSAI has more utility than 69% of postdoc ZKVMs being built today


Modular ppl thought we was gonna be able to just blabla and token launch 69 different types or rollups, some even eth aligned ones, without any users  then... memecoins


@0xMert_ You are social layer. Social layer solves everything


@tarunchitra ..on you


Celestia NFTs are so artistic that they could only have been designed by an artist who understands erasure coding


@eawosikaa Ser those r examples of degeneracy not security/risk mgmt. ETH be like that since before theDaO ORs w/o FP undermine credibility of eth scaling, give narrative ammo to alt L1s. helps social layer push ORs Why you want DA to support FP?@AvailProject supports validity proofs


There comes a point when a team has to stop announcing and start shipping points and airdrops


Based sequencing and full danksharding might take ethereum from modularity to "why the hell did we do this" level of software complexity


Celestia is making their own jpegs to fill those blocks Solana is doing quantum electrodynamic mechanism design to fill those blocks wirh spambots Ethereum blocks are so full that we have to make whole new blocks on L2s and L3s and you are bearish on ETHEREUM anon?


@0xMawuko @SolarEtherPunk @0xMert_ @aeyakovenko That link is just copilot


Its so awesome that to succeed at the intersection of AI and crypto, you don't need to understand either


Great case study in why we need profs to think before the rest of us build 'whatever'


@0xMawuko @SolarEtherPunk @0xMert_ @aeyakovenko Source?


@0xMawuko @SolarEtherPunk @0xMert_ @aeyakovenko Path to censorship. Dont do it


@Sigma_NFA @0xrinegade @SuiNetwork @cosmos no


Shipping is fun but fking hard I am glad I haven't had to do any for 3 years and now I can just critique what others ship


We have reached bot adoption


@Sigma_NFA @0xrinegade @SuiNetwork @cosmos You already have it in two different ways on Sol and ETH


>> If the crypto industry wants to survive lyk, brb, lol, haha, xoxo


@0xrinegade @SuiNetwork No. Try @cosmos with shared security


@hotpot_dao My coin is my entire personality


@SolarEtherPunk @0xMert_ @aeyakovenko Sol will have to change the fee model but its a cool idea to push the network to the limits first


Solana is not the answer to ethereum's L1 issues. Trains have come a long way from the days of Vanderbilt but if you wanna fly you need an entirely different architecture


@AvailProject


Re Solana's current troubles, its not clear if a blockchain network or its fee mechanism should be designed to attract bots but its clear that designing for bots is good way to stress test for humans and eventual AI*crypto traffic


Shared sequencing is like a blockchain sandwich. Based sequencing is like building a small coconut inside a bigger coconut after you have first built an Onion around it


@krugermacro You meant memecoiners


Every time I ape $1 into a "gud projet", I bury $1 in tradfi bank Lord help me not roundtrip to zero this time, this is the fourth time


What happened to Sui? Have the TVL incentives ended?


@0xMert_ He said base fee


Backed by...


People in Japan are wondering why a 4.8 magnitude earthquake is news


Why one warned me about $W halvening?


Can we pls have that @pudgypenguins airdrop now?


Why is there a coin called "research coin"? When every coin in Cosmos ecosystem is exactly that?


@subaashgautam Own token talk is ngmi Mother chain token is fine in your case apartment Always pay lip service to eth and btc


@moo9000 Just wait for based sequencer and danksharding


You are, but its better to ( also, stay away from direct/indirect price talk )


Actually some researchoor types do understand ethereum because of all the academic papers, ERCs and EIPs but I think not even the core devs of Solana understand it


@iamDCinvestor


@AlaHaddad23 So there is a chat :-)


@AlaHaddad23 I tried to send you wrapped eth 3 times on sol. It says minimum four attempts required


Is there a telegram chat called "coordinated ethereum fud dot vc"


@0xMert_ A sign of enlightenment


@DeanoXBT


@aeyakovenko Hurt Locker top film


I am not saying anything about WIF here, but Apefest 2021 was monke cycle top


@dubbel06 @cosmos You mean why not pick Cosmos with shared security?


@icebergy_ Austin sold?


Devs will try everything before they rediscover @cosmos again There are many independent paths to finding god


@Rektrader Straight fax are hilarious in crypto


@hotpot_dao this is the real shared crypto economic security


Ethereum alignment is going so well that every ethereum ecosystem cap table wants to align with two value added angels rn: Ansem and Mert


Why has Tarun still not designed a quantum electrodynamic fee/auction mechanism to fix Solana's troubles? Has Physics failed us?


Solana should immediately seek help from the new CEO of Cosmos @jadler0 and rearchitect their network for async composability and interoperable sovereign chains


@shubhrat


@fakedev9999 @Scroll_ZKP


Thanks to memecoins, the entire ethereum L2 space has turned into Kyle Samani


@anuragarjun I might have started it before Shumo ser got triggered


Only on @LensProtocol


@tmcg89 Multisig is a better experience than Consensus? Ya we know haha


Grow Bonsai, Eat


@DCbuild3r zk solves this minimise shared state


I knew one day all that shitposting will pay off


Hope Solano guys manage to protect their engineering culture as they all get rich and become influencers, podcasters and thotleaders - its a lot more comforting than the retarded shit we get to see every day in the coin zoo


@0xMert_ We do need a better official podcast but first you have to go through full cleansing


@aeyakovenko Ser who better than qualcomm guy to fix software switch dropping calls? Finally you get to reboot Solano for a good reason


@mdudas 2.5% of OP bruh. Gib 3% of Solano


@SmokeyTheBera Witholds joke for dm


@mdudas We have all been flawed since the moment we were created


@tonyolendo No praise before shipping. Just saying if you really belv in a big idea, do it


time to say some nice things Cheap is overrated, consistent is underrated @Scroll_ZKP UX is smooth and consistent which shows devs been doing gud coding Its not as cheap as Brian's multisig rollup but then its a real rollup and not a multisig rollup


@nickwh8te No ser. Shared security is about protocols, not just chains, sharing crypto economic security. Its in the name


@tonyolendo Do it


@nickwh8te Ser have you tried doing a demo


@hotpot_dao Also hotpot


@DCbuild3r ZK solves this fr fr


@gpn01 and you can't get more than 7 cars per second across central london


CAN YOU MAKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE... OBJECTIVE ARGUMENTS?


@jon_charb As VC? Invest at shared valuation, then push for change name to layer


@0xMert_ Ser I started in telecoms - I'ma bet on @aeyakovenko to fix call drops


@0xsachi Best looking VC I know


Just when I thought I was out ( of @pudgypenguins ), they pull me back in


Memecoins will outperform all the way into 2025 and Bonsai will be one of the tallest in the forest


@mattmaximo1 @DefiIgnas Its not a bridge, its a messaging LAYER


Ethereum's best feature is that all the other chains are worse


Are we so bacc or is it over?


@Austin_Federa Sell


@Austin_Federa Study light clients, client side proofs and client side verification. Thank me later


Mikko's war on ERC20 is good for ethereum


Effective Autism


@TheTruePhilippB @spect3ral @assembledchaos Not in the layer 2s suburbs of Deira, Burjman and Silicon Oasis but same security


@farhajmayan @jecastillof @hthieblot @FurqanR @fdotinc @davefontenot @GinoGuatavita @ashwinho4 @sourcex44 @Hadronfc Ya pls apply and lets hang


@sassal0x @TrustlessTooth Yep, not mutually exclusive, actually complementary


I think I'ma be a $BONSAI whale


@jelenaaa____ @zmanian I knew Noble saved Cosmos but I didn't realise to what extent Noble will save Cosmos


For the record, I am thrilled @SuccinctLabs shipped SP1. That moves everyone forward faster, incl the competition. It also took a lot of creativity on their part to synthesise with Valida and Plonky3 They also open sourced the combo which is how all things should be


@valardragon


@ShivanshuMadan Its a free market. No one is asking you to live in Dubai but I wont hear that Daryaganj has better UX


@ShivanshuMadan Bullshit. Every exchange supports eth


@ShivanshuMadan Enter is hold assets in


@ShivanshuMadan Not really. Its like Dubai. Anyone can enter but it costs money to get around


@assembledchaos Like Dubai, eth has more TVL because its safer


Ethereum is like Dubai. You can always pay more to get your (legal) transaction through Solana is like New Delhi. Sometimes it works but sometimes all you can do is pray Solana has better UX is a myth propagated by big monolith


Re $W, bullmarket tradition is sophisticated actors do "market activation" *AFTER* the airdrop jeeteers have sold Its awful psyops in a bad market, but it only works in bula. In bera there's no exit liquidity So don't overthink. Always sell half and go to bed w the other half


Man proposes a transaction, Solana disposes it - inspired by Mert


@MattCorva No traded token for HTTP


My bank has better UX than Solana. Almost all transactions go through


@grahamfergs @X @nickwh8te @SmokeyTheBera @ayyyeandy @jayendra_jog @0xjaypeg @binji_x @cole0x @vinitopapasito


@varun_mathur @HyperspaceAI


@clairekart Winning is the best hill to die on, other hills are no fun


@clairekart >> This is crypto, not cryptography


@paulg @jeremyyamaguchi 4.5m is pre seed for ants


Lots of cope on my TL about how Succinct farmed everyone's github to ship SP1. It takes a very bright pair of grad/drop outs to know what to copy and what not to copy. Don't leave your secret sauce code lying around before you have a gud token This is crypto, not cryptography


Wormhole is the first solana aligned layer of ethereum


@SmokeyTheBera No no, I also have some farts in my portfolio


I still think ETH would have been around 5k today if only we had signed up a less cringe official podcast and official blog


@SmokeyTheBera


@AndrewCapasso_ Axe layer would have been worth $10b


Its disrespectful to call Wormhole a bridge. It's a messaging LAYER. Bridges are priced in millions, LAYERs are priced in billions.


I'd like to congratulate every ethereum holder that doesn't use any other chain for their outstanding character, good manners and moral rectitude.


@socialforging every week these days


John Adler just launched a very cool cowswap DSL chain ... and you are bearish anon?


@IAmNickDodson @koeppelmann You two have too many. Try enterprise ethereum


Scroll is so ethereum aligned that I cant deposit wbtc in Aave on scroll


@mdudas Sounds like the right FDV


Avail is unification WIF hat


I wanted to go to zkSummit Then I realised zk is different from ai


Pay people to work on cool projects


Market just wants NEW tokens Has anyone tried launching $NEW


@Arthur_0x Now do 2019


@SCBuergel I like front end arb tho


Europe doesn't like front end arbitrage?


@GwartyGwart


@GuthrieFi Yep


$15B to govern a bridge sounds cheap


@BitwiseInvest @Matt_Hougan Bitcoin can have ANY value *because* it has no cash flows


Sometimes I fall in love with my own quotes


@hotpot_dao Is V fudding rollups?


@akshaybd Tell them to round trip


@Zedzies I agree - stablecoins are straight up commercial banking activity but I don't see anything getting done on stablecoin regs this yr - probably even next


@Zedzies Banks can't ship but govt can stop even others esp if smth blows up again like luna


@RobinsonBurkey @WormholeFdn @wormhole_labs @xLabsxyz @asymmetric_re @wormhole Congrats


Everyone tryna launch ther tokenz before halvening. Halvening can go both wayz innit?


@ramahluwalia No dinner for me tonight


The first AI*crypto person was @maggielove_ of @shefiorg who built a bigtime GPU cloud for our ethereum token


@ramahluwalia You look younger than you are datasynapse


@paulg AI found out that most of the work devs do is just google search and copy-paste


@deepcryptodive @Hirizzy @blknoiz06 @inversebrah


@scupytrooples @Anton_Golub @ethena_labs


Ram ser wasn't there for the data centre explosion of 1999, which later became cloud


@howdymerry I know the Celestia team


@mayurrelekar @ArcanaNetwork Most important


@Anton_Golub @scupytrooples @ethena_labs Maker gud bank. Stop fudding


@IreneWu27 @LayerZero_Labs Congrats Irene


@ImpermanentGain @ethena_labs Ok then its between them and their counsel


@0xMert_ Only (costco) hot dog for me


IMO @ethena_labs is a cool project with financial logic that makes sense Hope the team will avoid pitching it as a stablecoin/yield bearing stablecoin This is I think


Bought eth fr fr Study May 23rd


@leptokurtic_ 100%. DAI was the original LUNA before it was redesigned to be part backed USDC all that inspired  ethdenver talk by @tayvano_ The issue is rarely market risk but often credit risk arising from market risk


Build things that don't make sense with a token...


@leptokurtic_ Wasn't thinking of Ethena there ( there are some new projects now ) but any derivative instrument of another market risk factor used in lieu of a credit risk insensitive dollar


AI and crypto are natural partners


One wonders how much of the Ethena protocol stack involves microsoft excel blockspace


@DooWanNam Well all signs point to the converse


By 2028, Maker DaO will be the third biggest regulated Nordic bank in the world with branches, ATMs, terrible customer service and shit


defi bluechip protocols are in a violent battle for stablecoin marketshare thats how many dollars are there in making a dollar


Megafunds are back. Time for crypto founders to play league of legends again


@aeyakovenko @TimSweeneyEpic Don't care. What did the other Sweeney say?


wif


gm


Bro you're not selling blockspace. You are selling tokens


@ManOfFrogs @jadler0 Cosmos, not crypto For ethereum we have Sreeram, Larry and Brian


The French used to ship stakedao, sandbox and curve. Now even crypto startups in France have work life balance, burnout before launch and joi de vivre 2021 did this


crypto VCs are funding algostables again This is the last cycle


@nickwh8te If Celestia and EigenDA are not competitors than we have solved world peace with Avail


Regular dumps like this week's are very important to keep the bull market going. This market is very capable of going up vertically and suddenly blowing up entirely


Costco Hotdog feels like the one memecoin aligned with the values of financial inclusion, inflation hedging and equal opportunity


All the mechanism designers only want one thing and its disgusting - to change the ethereum issuance curve


Memecoins are fine but maybe people shouldn't say things like they bought Ansem's mom for 1 Sol on Bonkbot


@ronitA380 @ghose77 @dsquareddigest @SMTuffy Wen token


@GwartyGwart This time if Gwart works hard, he can take down all of crypto


Only this cofounder of @cosmos can save it now


Pretty much one shiny new token launch per week from here


now is the time for that @Hyperledger airdrop


$750m is enough money to raise everyone's kids here


Gonna be hard to beat BTC and ETH w that size


One hell of a grind shipping good product through bera and just getting started - watch this team


Monad remains unaffected by market volatility


@Evan_ss6 Combined maximum FDV of the crypto industry is infinite


Can't make up my mind whether to buy $65k btc or sell $65k btc  This is pure pain


Number went down a day BEFORE btc moved from the DoJ to Coinbase Prime


@MonetSupply >> is it too much to ask that people read Yes


@ai @ilblackdragon I was told AI solves this


cryptodickbutts are also doing AI now and you are bearish anon?


170 side events have been organised for @token2049 so far 1879 more to go


Raise money Dont RAZE money


There's a pretty decent chance that ai*crypto projects will raze (shuda said raise) gazillions and then zk guys will get to farm all those "decentralised" gpus for proving


Bullish on defi bluechip PVP


Its time to farm L2s with wbtc


@antiprosynth Ya maybe we need moar self appointed spokespersons, some can be ai also


Harmony among chains is good as long as its my harmony - every chain


@0xsachi Permission to post bell curve meme?


@Hadronfc - pre series A founders building with Polygon pls apply for a week of fun, intense work, hangin w OGs and gud vibes. Just before @token2049 - best time to be in


The biggest upside of an asset with no valuation model is that no price is ever too high


@0xminion You need to learn about market activation


Cosmos invented tendermint to replace multisig. Ethereum reinvented multisig to replace tendermint


VCs writing think pieces about memecoins


Why does the market look so heavily manipulated today


@vinitopapasito Ya announcements are mostly free


@0xJim Its all the same people from 2008, just less consequence


How else did we think unregulated wall street was gunna go?


We were so close to a financial system thats fair for everyone and then... Memecoins


Proposal to ban @ilblackdragon talking about anything other than AI for three months. Non AI discussions about users, apps, utility, value accrual, DA, chain abstraction are all diluting the value accrual in my wallet


@binji_x If you wanna pay shit ton of tax for white ppl passport - London, but Lisbon is more livable


@binji_x Habibi good for you, come


The word gigafactory hits different wen you realise @elonmusk has at least 9 kids


Never found a gud bag at a non dev conference


Funds are writing books about memecoin utility so that they can justify aping into cute dogs to LPs and you are bearish anon?


An A founder without focus is a C founder. When I see an "Oracle also" announcement from someone who hasn't finished shipping that bridge I invested in, I wanna sell Study Sergey of Nazarov and Anataly of Solano


I don't like utility in my memecoins. I prefer imaginary utility like "peer to peer electronic cash"


@spencernoon (3) lead with memetic value, then leave the hat on


Who's gonna tell Antonio ser that Dubai is much nicer than Mexico city? "dYdX to set up legal entity in Cayman Islands, scrap existing treasury | The Block"


Anyone who thinks building a crypto company is hard should try building an actual profitable tech business outside tokenland. Yes its hard but then there's HARD in caps


"Don't sell before me! Believe in something" - Crypto Twitter


DeFi has met its maker ( tradfi )


@NTBro "most of the pain in selling early stage tech comes from selling to people who really don't need it" - former consensys solutions salesman


Invent, distribute, disrupt ( but not my bags ok? )


@0xMert_ 900 too high without ai


@NTBro KOL is the Chinese token market word for influencer which is now taking Burgerland by storm


OH: "Its not that we suck at shipping, we are just being technologically minimalistic"


@HashCurveKris @QwQiao Yes 1. Make it easy for people who care about the cause/mission to safely ( minimise scam, rug, theft and waste ) fund progress against outcomes other than profit 2. Then expand the scope of who will fund a cause/mission by bringing the strictly for profit casino layer on top


@HashCurveKris @QwQiao Well DeSci is certainly the right cause given SETI and CRISPR for building incentive systems that are the converse of instapump and yolo. My unsolicited advice is to run sims and thought experiments on how to get amoral degen casino mechanisms to drive very long horizon outcomes


This ability to see the whole picture, reason through it from the first principles, and then present it with clarity is very uncommon


@HashCurveKris @QwQiao The missing bit in your article is how scientific outcomes can be measured in any reasonable/observable time frame to align incentives of whats being funded with who is funding it. This is why govt and defense tend to be the largest investors in science - infinite time horizon


Its a bit of a shame that ETH core researchers are so fkin smart and self appointed eth community spokespeople are so mid


cringe protocol who's building this?


@bendiken @hosseeb I only do deep tech memes


@TrustlessState @BanklessHQ @aeyakovenko @Austin_Federa Bro congrats. I have always held that Bankless has done more to bring attention to Solana than anyone else


@coopernicus01 Foundation playing wid their COQ


@coopernicus01 Avalanche: memecoins are our games


@0xkenzi So emotional rn


@0xkenzi pls see cv in dm


@tbr90 crypto industry is not just about code but also money, hence law - the contribution of legal minds has been at least as important if not more


FYI crypto VCs attending @token2049 The ancient name of dubai is - vestiges of the great Arab civilisation that invented ai in the age of El Khowarizmi ( hence algorithm ) can still be found here


Everyone's making a list of founders whose chain kinda worked but w/o lawyers all of ya been poor like hyperledger Satoshi: BTC Vitalik: ETH Ardoino/Pearce: USDT Hinman: ETH commodity Santori: ICO mania Hester: protest Judge Torres: xrp is not a security Larry Fink: ETF


@toghrulmaharram @solana @Scroll_ZKP @aeyakovenko @0xMert_ Second fastest layer 3 after my laptop


not gunna sell any eth as long as @VitalikButerin ser is poasting such cool stuff here


@MacroMate8 @0xPolygon Ser you need better research


Study Consensus Learning for decentralised AI by @FlareNetworks


@solarpunkmaxi We have Larry, Brian and a builder magnet culture so not worried yet but social layer needs repairs


eth community vibes v sol community vibes


Its amazing how many totally ded and gone shitchains are supported by @Ledger natively Even the SEC favorite LBRY is still here


@gajeshnaik @samnode_ I can't compet w Sreeram ser, dw


Anyone knows wher to buy gud memecoins on satashi chain?


The greatest myth in crypto is that bitcoin is somehow purer than other "VC" coins anyone who belvs dis has not heard of Tim Draper and a dozen others the second greatest myth involves ethereum


@DCbuild3r @dabit3 Why din he drop me - we are over Nader


@zelani_A You don't want that trust me


AI*crypto is not done till Jensen hugs Illia in a deepfake video onstage and $NEAR insta goes to $100


the last ai token i aped is up bigly check out


blur killed nfts memecoins killed blur


@_TomHoward Ser that requires skills. Its not like VC


@samnode_ @gajeshnaik Must be college grad with a pitch deck


These dudes still doing enterprise nfts


All my crypto investments are in gud ai tokens


Its a bit weird that the founder of an unauthorised layer 3 blockchain ( Solana ) would have the nerve to fud authorised layer 3 blockchains like ( degen )  Can we restake this guy immediately?


@StaniKulechov chainyoda.lens


@sicsemperfiat Send pitch deck


Girls just want one type of token and its disgusting


@based16z Why don't you find out


@blockgraze Catatonic idiots on CT are usually one cycle ahead


My own son is doing an internship in an AI startup that will never launch a token  I am in the market for a new son, one with a nice bay area incubated AI token


@shumochu Shumo, bro I am gonna complain to Ali about your tweet. This is a verification layer, it doesn't need 2/3 of all staked eth to insure it. Also the aggregated proof of verification is posted on eth


@mraltantutar always say ai


@mraltantutar @jarednotjerry1 Deepfake hugs is where its at


@mraltantutar @jarednotjerry1 Thats exactly the kind of stupid I was hoping for


If you have worked hard for 30 years to collect cool labels and stickers on your CV Stanford GSB, McKinsey, J P Morgan, Google, 69 under 69 Now is the time to monetise Raise money from crypto VC at godforsaken valuations


@kunalgoel for testing


@jelenaaa____ Cope Harder ™


My sufficiently decentralised L3 inherits the security of my laptop


Say no to blockchains that are not appropriately registered with the social layer


@coopernicus01 No need. If you wait long enough, it will restart


Solana is an illegal ethereum layer 3 blockchain that lacks the required alignment certificate from Bankless authorities Don't @ me


Very unhedonistic to rotate bula winnings into locked angel bags but its a drug


L1, L2, L3 No one cares in bula how many Ls you got The only layer anyone is looking at rn is the @dexscreener layer


@cburniske Charles Hoskinson


Don't tell me the round is oversubcribed. Even farts are oversubcribed rn


@udiWertheimer You know that you can get the same amount of cope if eth pumps 10% right?


We are all making paper money, exit not started yet


DEGEN is the first vc memecoin but it won't be the last... or maybe BONK was the first


If you aren't onchain, why are you even in crypto?


@howdymerry Will reply in dm


@0xSisyphus He has been - its called bitcoin


Batamask on Base still not a tenth as memecoin trading friendly as Phantom and Backpack on Sol - and the worst part for tg-bot users who get to avoid the fox-ux is token detection What wallets are people using?


@0xMert_ Cope harder ™


@gajeshnaik That's a bit racist beta


Absolutely A-tier customer support from @cobie Founders who want to ship a winning product


Light saber verification


@CL207 Lisan al Gaib


@colludingnode @AvailProject light client verification is wher its going


@colludingnode @AvailProject thesis


@AlexSmirnov__ @0xMert_ Ya I have enjoyed his 'bullying and intimidation' a lot


@chrestomanzi @ilblackdragon @ekang426 AGI confirmed. Congrats Erica and Illia


If @NEARProtocol makes any AI related announcements in the near future, as a smoltime bagholder, I am quite concerned that if Illia ser is involved, the AI stuff will be very well thought out... so pls make any such announcements very very stupid


@cobie @collins_belton He's one of the best


@shumochu Depends on 1. how much catcoin you stake and can get slashed for 2. price of catcoin obv 3. presence of multisig backstops to roll back slashing (refusal to pay insurance claims)


@GwartyGwart @colludingnode Wake up Gwart. Now we call them Maslow's layers of needs


Hello @gauntlet_xyz, if I were to really dumb it down for the ADHDs, is the current Eigenlayer risk model similar to group medical insurance in companies? Whats the closest real world insurance analogy?


The entire flare stack is designed for AI @FlareNetworks


zk proofs, esp client side proofs are future of crypto. dont need all nodes to replicate compute if proof produced by one can be verified by all cryptoeconomic guarrantees are orders of magnitude weaker than cryptographic - voting w money wat we do wen we cant vote w math


@nileshrthr Applesque


@mraltantutar @DCbuild3r The birthplace of Mustafa Kamal Pasha ... and Mert


@solarpunkmaxi @ritualnet @HyperspaceAI Ya that's another gud one


crypto markets can make 24yo s more cynical than people twice their age


@buffalu__ @TrustlessState Same as Solano - Memecoins


My turn to post a chart


L3s are incredibly cool because now even your juiced up laptop can become an L3 and launch its own token


Because every DaO needs one


Real crypto projects are talking about this


@jesusdoteth @visavishesh This is tbc


Solana @0xMert_ picked a sparkling battle w the social layer of Cardano after Bankless blocked him Study engagement and attention in web3 marketing


@iamDCinvestor @CL207 We got enough Ls, we need a W in May


My Brahmin ancestors used to conduct rituals in an (otherwise wonderful) language that no one else understood but the clients always felt good This is the key to raising crypto venture capital. If they understand it, eg they now understand defi, they probably wont invest much


@toghrulmaharram @ercwl I think Eric picks the most entertaining online money cults


Its my considered view that the success of Solana and memecoins has saved ethereum from the utter 240 IQ academic retardation we were starting to suffer in the ultrasound modular zk ai era because of the infestation of "hab funding will code PhD in zug because lol" Cosmos culture


@ayyyeandy Eigenlayer


L2 is a blockchain with a bridge to L1 L3 is a blockchain with a bridge to L2 Trust assumptions of L3s are: 3/5 bro


@jon_charb wat problem we tryna solve


@mjpldn @cobie Invite code prolly a testing thing


Cobie says he's building Echo to end insider games in crypto I have four tg dms asking if @cobie is raising for Echo Cheers Tim


Ethereum is AI chain


@GuyZys @ritualnet They make sense wen they talk


I am starting to suspect @ritualnet is legit in a category where its quite hard to be so


I want to direct an episode of Suits where in the Coinbase case, a crypto lawyer Harvard classmate of Judge Failla is able to change her mind about Judge Torres' analysis in the xrp case


@owocki @base @Optimism @arbitrum @0xPolygon None of the above sorry


Everyone pls use the chains you shill


@0xMert_ or, several other founders will raise their valuations to very stupid levels and probably even change their project to be very stupid


If L2 ppls srysly want eth and not just their own gubernance etc tokens to pump they should gib much moar airdrop for eth tvl than for stablecoin tvl Its that simple


speaking of anticipated $ETH catalysts: scroll airdrop zksync airdrop half dozen non evm l2 airdrops polygon ecosystem airdrops eigenlayer ecosystem airdrops celestia:grape::ethereum:watermelon


@merklepatricia_ @sassal0x Yes nothing about their task is easy but competition will help with setting priorities


@sassal0x perception persists because at the user facing end we still have limitations of batamask, EVM, ERC20, 4337 etc though thats changing with modularity and new execution layers. Its good however that ethereum now has a little competition for users and apps so focus will change too


@GuyZys Humblebrag


... and its not in liquid


>> look around


I don't understand why anyone in crypto would suffer from impostor syndrome Wake up and around, we got a shit ton of real impostors in this industry Now get to work and ship something


My entire timeline today


The most obvious but equally non-consensus bet rn is giga long eth, and I am in it  Memecoin szn is here on L2s and it means only one thing. Bullish ETH If ETF, then 2x instantly If no ETF then farming across LRTs, L2s, yield, whatever


Doubling down on @movementlabsxyz because ethereum deserves better, les goh


As of now, memecoin activity/volumes are the true index of health of any L1/L2 ecosystem. Don't @ me


@LinkWarLord Ya no fund will 53x Now do top 2, top 3, top n


mfers looking like monalisa today


@KyleSt4rgarden @ethereumJoseph Slow reeducation from tradfi


I met @ethereumJoseph in 2016 in Luxembourg and told him he should focus on enterprise ethereum because the govt wont allow tokens


Replicate your shitposting onchain. Idk if @LensProtocol will do an airdrop but twitter definitely wont afaik


Bitcoin is depin for mining rigs


@LinkWarLord Have to compare over the same period innit?


@kermankohli Ya - see we can still double in liquid


(100-x)% of crypto funds that started deploying in Jan will not outperform top x% of the memecoins this cycle imo


@kermankohli "This time is different because ETF" Dude who doesn't know HFs can short ETFs


@Arthur_0x Ya but most of us are not seasoned ballers like @KyleSamani and can't take the public criticism, the heat from LPs or our own mindfk evolutionary biology wen number is down 90%


@Madhav_goyal_ I think we gonna 2+x in liquid even on overvalued and there's an occasional goonsler to return 15x-150x, just like venture


Critics of any decentralised ai project like bittensor should be very afraid of decentralised ai. Its coming for the critics, its everywhere (decentralised) and because its so decentralised, you can't hide from it


Unlike funds that are under pressure to fomo deploy locked at whatever valuation, as an individual you know you can buy this cycle's hottest tickets unlocked and down 90% latest by 2027 and probably earlier right?


@ercwl @badenglishtea Also, coin stuff aside, Starknet is a pioneer zk rollup in production


Bittensor was endorsed not by Yann Le Cun or Mira Murati, but by the world's leading AI experts like Ivan on Tech and Chico Crypto


People follow people


@aliciakatz 99th percentile


@dimabuterin Now thats what I call an ethereum improvement proposal


Has someone tried building useful technology? What happened?


@mhonkasalo @jon_charb said this a yr ago and they din belv him


@GwartyGwart Even satashi is doing dogs in json now


We must not trust a definition of water that is not crypto economically secure


@ercwl If Richard Heart was around today he'd launch or


Thinking about ethereum aligned airdrops


For as long as I remember Vitalik is always right Except wen he's quiet The only time he's quiet Is wen eth maxis pick the wrong fight


This is why @0xPolygon s aggLayer is a better approach


@twobitidiot Sell the news event


@mayurrelekar @LineaBuild @berachain @Sagaxyz__ @MultiversX


@Nogoodtwts @adeets_22 @vijaymichalik @Esk3nder @0xKATYA @cleandood @html_tina @dabit3 Banger Keeks!


@0xMert_ Is this Mert alignment?


Thinking about aggregation


@scupytrooples I was referring to her filmography


@jimmyhumania I was referring to her filmography


Has your portfolio outperformed Sidney's?


A Solano ecosystem VC is using wif as their portfolio benchmark and you are bearish anon?


@based16z Some people pronounce Jail as Yale


@binji_x Do RPGF proposal to buy some 7-11s in rural arkansas, get green card


@luigidemeo Don't see why avax subnets wouldn't become eth L2s. Been saying this for years


@Hadronfc : the what & why now?


@hartej_ @token2049 barca


@iamDCinvestor @QwQiao Correct. You don't - you at best hope wormhole or something else wrapped eth will do, and it won't


@iamDCinvestor @QwQiao Ya ppl overcomplicate. EVM L2s get *everything* from eth - in fact many evm L1s do as well eth ofc gets more users from L2s than it would at L1 gas prices Its a win win but it aint free. Some L2 will ofc try to go L1 and learn how hard it is to build a community of their own


@iamDCinvestor @QwQiao An EVM L2s biggest strength is the same as its biggest weakness. L2s rent devs and community from masternode's giving rise to retired british special forces level of mercenary labor farming


@alexpiHQ @token2049 @epicweb3 no coat, maybe boat


@howdymerry So we are both not in (3,3) chain?


@blockgraze Jesus died for your wifs


Dubai weather is like Barca rn fyi - Kite beach. Water at 20.49 Celsius for @token2049


@cburniske USDC?


If your wallet is signing for you, its an uninsured bank. Shut it down


$DEGEN : $BONSAI


@paulg If no one understands you, its ok. Know that Daniel Kahneman did


Livestream of the entire Sand Hill Road chasing @0xPARC after Vitalik's blog


@loomdart V is not an eth head - few understand this


crypto venture funds fomo deploying LP money at whatever valuation so that they can raise the next fund


$100m vals are for the poor. We aping $1b rounds here  yolo


It depends - I nudged my to do a free internship in real ai instead of paid internship in token ai. Time > Money


@SmokeAwayyy Surely an autonomously learning agent will learn its own ethics and thats non deterministic


Jensen distance of a person is the min index of a person in the set of all sequences of persons where member(k) of each sequence has a forearm that has been touched by the member(k-1), starting with element @ilblackdragon at index 1 Shoulders don't count, sorry


There's multiples more demand for DA beyond the 4844 blobspace. fwiw @AvailProject Fusion is also eth aligned because it will use the shared security of ethereum and reward eth stakers


Worldcoin got one of the most epic zk teams rn even tho I really don like the projet


@kobigurk I thought the first L was for listing


he said fast TOKEN generation is important. TGE ™


crypto companies recruit for toxic positivity after number goes up and functional autism after number goes down


You can swap eth for usdc and back


Why is everyone going to market today? What are we buying?


@0xMert_ Our industry


@0xMert_ Pi has only 18 decimals on ethereum kafir


Unsurprisingly, people who never had any money on FTX tend to feel a lot kinder towards SBF than people who did


CZ at his next hearing


Correct


Celestia is Cosmos aligned but lots of appchain activity has moved to ethereum, which is the new Cosmos. As Wei Dai notes ethereum is getting more blobs in 1-2 wks than TIA in 12 iIf Tia needs our great blobs, Tia gonna need to pay rent to our great ethereum token.


idk man, "crypto economic verification" of AI sounds like something you'd do if you can't do *cryptographic* verification, but I'd very much like 80% of our "crypto economics" eg "dao governance" to not be a multisig with more steps


@aviral10x 11-3 then 4-7 for example. Sharding


Judge Failla has mercilessly broken hearts across Harvard this week


@luigidemeo


@MikeIppolito_ They are both


@HugoPhilion


@chamathsintern Good point


@0xshakib_eth Category 4


Plain english crypto*ai project categories 1. GPU farm on a blockchain 2. Token powered data gathering and cleaning 3. Token powered chatGPT 4. ChatGPT doing something onchain instead of hooman 5. Pure ai memecoin 6. Bots trading DOTs


@DCbuild3r @akileshpotti +1 v informative


I support all pointless CT word play as long as I am an investor in the project doing it, but wordplay does not make a narrative. What makes a narrative is whether the market understands wtf is it that you are trying to build and why they should buy your damn token


@matthew_sigel Same vcs are aping into 250m-1b val pre seed rounds


@kapursanat PoS is much easier to ship when your base layer is Amazon layer


@Sim89776996 @jchervinsky @RealRossU Amazon is a retailer, so was Ross. Crime implemented in software is still crime


SBF is in Jail because he chose *very* rich quick


fwiw, Ross Ulbricht sold drugs online. He didn't write privacy preserving software America's drug laws are a mess but there are thousands of black Ross Ulbrichts in America who did far less scalable crimes and are serving long mandatory minimums


@0xMert_ Or Solana run a BFT consensus


@GwartyGwart Are there $MAPS in Jail?


@jchervinsky @RealRossU That feels like populist tweet for the crypto gallery rather than a legal equivalence Ross:Crack Cocaine Dealer at Scale::SBF:Fraudulent Banker


@yver__ @sergitosergito @MadLads @Parcl facts


At 20 years, SBF has now got a longer unlock than any other successful crypto VC


@aeyakovenko c) legal defense against jail risk


Need @VitalikButerin poasting this type of quality content on here ngl


imo cryptoeconomic security is multiples more sus than cryptographic security because of low mathematical rigor involved in the design of crypto economic systems Last person who tried some actual math was Tarun, and then DaO governance backed by multisig entered the chat


@hosseeb Verification of the output of a series of multiplication of very large matrices of floating point numbers wao


An excellent survey of current crypto thinking about crypto*ai architectures


@0xWenMoon @SmokeyTheBera Fork berachain launch mainCharacterChain


@gadikian Gary


@ecent18 There's an EIP about that


@ecent18 I have six two and three letter quals. I cant stop wont stop being mid


This ai touching thing has gone too far. There will be lawsuits in norcal and brooklyn


Judge in the GG v Coinbase lawsuit could be this cycle's black swan because everyone is extrapolating from her Uniswap ruling


@weikengchen They sent their own research about Anoma's research


VCs betting months and millions on AI modular vaporware don't know this one simple trick:


@jbrukh Can we get 12 more months for gud unlocks ?


"98% of AI*crypto is a scam" - Tarun "If you are into sum check, pivot to backward propagation" - me Also, looks like @ritualnet will replace both @gauntlet_xyz and @lemiscate with AI


Why does everyone here hate uncle Gary? I put one SOL on $GOONSLER and Gary sent me back 15 SOL


@0xMert_ Bro doesn't rememeber they bought solscan


@sandyzkp


@ekang426 DYOR


Jensen touched Illia on his arm, just to check if Illia was fact or fiction


Our roadmap is infinity years long and will survive heat death of the sun


All I want for Summer are agglayer POINTs


Helius labs attacked base with inscriptions a few hours ago. Heavy blobardment is reported


AI is moving so fast that lots of 24 year olds in crypto are already too old to work in AI ...and I don't mean $AI . No one will ever be too old to work in AI staking, AI yield farming, AI airdrops and AI exchange listing


One consequence of the rapid rise of crypto secondaries is that while building a product has always been optional in web3, now founders don't even need to launch a token  Just raise money, make dank memes and sell secondaries into generational wealth  Read, Write, Own


@apriori0x Study research


Headwinds: Regulation Tailwinds: Rate cuts Top signals accumulating a little too quickly this cycle and no money printer around Some will miss this bula entirely Study behaviour of market participants


Say you deposit one pound into an ATM. You instantly get one dollar bonus, and keep that one pound bill as well That's LRT, the second greatest financial innovation of our time  Only possible on ethereum (OPOE)


@rob_inwoods Study inflation


@rob_inwoods Any of them


Why number go down?


@LucaNetz Inshallah one day wat we distribut will also matter


Study mcap/fdv ratio on coingecko lessons in there


@gadikian Secondaries are very real


@corbpage @VCBrags Wait wen token Corb


Anoma valuation 2x from last round with zero news on what generalised intents are or will be let alone testnet $650m of pure research  Bula is so beautiful


@jchervinsky Under Europe's MIFID, secondary trading can result in a contract - probably not relevant to US. Apart from xrp, is there a precedent that excludes secondary transactions entirely?


@GoonerholicX exactly


There's no such thing as "level 0 training wheels of decentralisation". Thats just a bro multisig


What happened to generalised intents


@ZeMariaMacedo @crainbf @ilblackdragon @buidl_asia ARM Chain backed by ARM chips for AI


@cmsholdings Growth hacking


Translation: "mybags = decentralised" larp needs to stop, or all our bags could get rekt by the national security establishment


@0xJeek @HanaNetwork After you ship


@mdudas They have screenshots of your BONK tweets and my MODI tweets


@gadikian either that or there wasn't a refund - can't be both


@colludingnode true


Looking at the college creds of the biggest scammers in our industry, better education doesn't change character. Better education only makes a scammer a better scammer


DPRK refund to Pacman is far far more bizarre than the purported DPRK hack


Blast is only as decentralised as DPRK is democratic


@anuragarjun This is when secondaries 'eclipsed' primaries


Wait, now DPRK is just nicely returning funds without a nuclear threat or something?


@anuragarjun @IAmNickDodson Bullish on @dervoiedk


Bullish on @AvailProject 1. Modular DA with NPoS + Erasure coding for DAS + Validity proofs using KZG 2. Light client verification and Nexus proof verification 3. Shared security of Eth and Bitcoin using Avail Fusion similar to Eigenlayer and Babylon 4. No AI or Biotech memes


Re Blast, the rug pull dev looks more like he's in North California than in North Korea


Toxic trash KOL jail should be in idyllic Scotland - better health and fitness there


I have signed off regards, as retards, once


@adamscochran Nothing is weird coming from you bro


@qedk_ @AvailProject Wen apple watch


@ilblackdragon @buidl_asia @ericaplanet @ekang426 Huge fomo


The main modular trust assumption behind several L2s is "bro lol, we can just roll back the chain haha"


@EvanWeb3 @ilblackdragon Pls post proof of touch.jpg for ai alignment


If your deal flow is much better than your DD and compliance, you definitely gonna have a blast


@EvanWeb3 @ilblackdragon Why has Zuck never touched your arm in public Evan?


@rargulati


I hate this as much as you do but fkin KYC all your devs


At least Blast was modular


@zhengxun_wu Also reth, succinct and dozens of brilliant projects but moar brand management would be nice


If people are mostly collaborating, vibing, building rapport, having discussions, speaking regularly and aligning wen are they working?


Fighting gary is gud but growth hacking multisig l2 TVL with customer funds is fighting the wrong feds


@yondercode I dont. That helps save me from Blast and Blur


If a cex controlled multisig layer 2 with no validity proofs or fraud proofs is ethereum's answer to Solana, maybe we are taking the wrong test


@aneiosi Not known ones


@ercwl gm


Maybe the Coinbase Policy team should re-evaluate their highly innovative ultra mega super duper future of finance decentralised multisig layer 2 before it creates even more financial inclusion north of 38th parallel/DMZ


OK CAN YOU GUYS STOP TRADING


@bittybitbit86 @kevinsekniqi Yes but there's a moron in each one of us once bags are in play


We been habben a seerious culture probleem


@ShivanshuMadan I dont back what I can't endorse. That is the old paradigm


@ayyyeandy @Blast_L2 @solana


Backed by me: Polygon, Eigenlayer, Monad, Avail, Flare, Spark on Fuel Backed by Paradigm: FTX, Art Gobblers, Friendtech, Blur, Blast Move to Dubai everyone


@EvgenyGaevoy Dum is bullish


This hits different today


Lots of deep thinking has gone into the @0xPolygon agg layer, esp courtesy @_bfarmer - I am still getting my head around the details of the design and the more I get a hang of it, the more interesting it gets


@mraltantutar @NEARProtocol @ilblackdragon @nvidia No but its commutative and associative


@MacroMate8 @_bfarmer agg layer v2


To be fair any tech CEO would let Jensen Huang touch them for those H100s rn


@kermankohli Oh man, have you seen his H100?


Avail will be the *ONLY* feature complete modular DA layer when it hits mainnet soon - feature complete ie, with its own consensus, erasure coding for DAS and KZG commitments


@monad_xyz @Balancer


@nickwh8te EigenDA is Sree RAM


@neelsalami @nickwh8te @alignedlayer Ya very curious to see examples of apps as they manifest


@neelsalami @nickwh8te Yes on state diffs. Posting call data is expensive per figures floated around 4844 Yes its good for ethereum Yes on low trust bridging to eth Qn is what apps require svm on eth or modular da vs svm on sol da? >> Verifying a full zkp need decentralised yes @alignedlayer


@iamDCinvestor @neelsalami @nickwh8te Haha - true. Now @aeyakovenko will invoke the wormhole eigenlayer


A very touching day in this industry


@uriklarman So are they


@neelsalami @nickwh8te ETH doesn't do much apart from being liquidity source to rollup. External DA with consensus secures ordering. Posting calldata on eth is expensive. Settlement meme. { EVM, ETH } are built w a same state model in mind similar to { SVM and Solana } Cool experiment tho


@nickwh8te @musalbas mua'd dib


@ayyyeandy Who said this


Zuck still hasn't publicly touched the founders of Aptos or Sui. As investors in all 3, @a16z should really work harder on their value add


@nickwh8te Agree. SVM settling on eth is somewhat redacted


Justin Sun's arm was touched by money god


@_kinjalbshah This is excellent. Whats uniquely great about Eigenlayer is that narrative is durable because it was built inside out from researchers --> builders and founders --> investors --> degens and airdrop seekers -> influencers. Most teams make the mistake of going the other way round


Live from @NEARProtocol HQ via @YouTube


@Austen False comparison. We wouldn't have today's AI without the internet


@_arihantbansal Market super hot, investors really want to gib, founders *should* take wen investors really want to gib


@Shenanigrahams Ya. I invested fr fr


"Raised $35m in pre seed"


@0xkenzi Bro he said build whatever


I was so monolithic before I met him. He touched my arm and made me modular


@MuyaoShen


@0xWenMoon @ether_fi Moon shills hard ngl, added to KOL list for a16jit fund


Every web3 founder in the world is calling a a big tech founder or CEO to touch them right now


@seb3point0 They do, especially in venture


@David___Mo @PabloSabbatella @NEARProtocol Things are vastly better after Illia took over and getting better - this one was a fun tweet


@JimmyRagosa There are unconfirmed rumours of @pmarca having touched Vitalik's thumb in 2017


The great Sergey of Nazarov was the first crypto founder to be touched on the arm by a big tech ceo and thus granted full tech legitimacy


What is this Bansal premium VCs in India talk about?


@mdudas @solana Pay gas in eth or it didn't happen


Once ETH hits $10k, any ethereum block will be able to store all of the information in the universe


I have already pivoted to POL hyper productive, Eigen and Avail airdrop hopium


If we designed a PoS EVM chain, say ethereum, from scratch in 2023-24, it'd look a lot like @monad_xyz


@JimmyRagosa Sorry, elliptical is the only way to watch dexscreener while working out


@k_schellinger Fair enough. Short term trading is a perfectly reasonable long term investment thesis. iearn did short term decentralised farming for the long term


@sprembo I got no respect from wife or son either till Vitalik and Sreeram came home for Dosa - thats life


@0xsachi Hab peloton but back less stronk for daily


@k_schellinger >> What‘s your suggestion Consistency


Feeling inspired by Do Kwon


Highest praise for someone in crypto should be that "he knows his shit" - well Boris knows his tokenization shit like few others in the industry


Fields medal for historic breakthrough in information theory


@0xMert_ @PressieMoonBoy He said density


@el33th4xor A dark pool for institutions to trade COQ?


@jadler0 Think he meant full nodes. Other chains can also have light clients


Layers in the real world vs layers in modular blockchains


@vibhu @drip Also your sinful thoughts about l2s


@jillrgunter She says based sequencing will make ethereum even more complicated but she will try to get Justin Drake and Dankrad to agree on something


@nickwh8te @vibhu >> Start the podcast or TikTok or blog Definitely dont do this


Ethereum is the mainframe, Solana is the minicomputer, Layer2s are legit PCs fr fr, Eigenlayer is EiOS


@k_schellinger Bro that linkedin level blabla dont match wat you do


@hotpot_dao America also wants him on their love island


@litocoen


I want to live in a world where AI can insta ship the ethereum roadmap as soon as the EF has stamped it


@Eug_Ng Buy bitcoin on dumps


@LefterisJP @base Sassal says you made that jpeg in photoshop


@BrianSeong99 @UW @GIX_edu @Tsinghua_Uni or crypto. we are always so early


@BrianSeong99 @UW @GIX_edu @Tsinghua_Uni Bro welcome back. You left just before the gigapump, now you've joined just before it


@jillrgunter Good you closed that round before confessing to this


@moo9000 Zuzalu longevity meetup


demand 50 (verbal) lashes for Bloomberg ETF twins if the ETH ETF gets approved in May


Everyone is posting charts now but its not quite clear what relevance "boiled potato finance" going up 69% for three days has to anyone's life


crypto founder with his own token vs crypto founder without his own token


Never let CT larps and influencers make health, money or relationship decisions for you. I have close frens who refused to sell Aave at $600 because $1,000 was in sight. Who knows in a couple of years but that long horizon path dependence can not be enjoyable


@GwartyGwart Come register with us Gwart


@cburniske Notable exception: Chainlink


Polynya wanted to tell manlets that you cant spell ethical without eth


@CryptoMan_Ram I am meme coin degen and memecoins are better than most high fdv seed rounds because there's liquidity all the way to valhalla or 0


The main assumption in all illiquid seed round deals above $100m FDV that unlock post 2026 is that Tremp will beat Boden and thus there will be another free for all bula that is not rekt by another four years of Goonsler


Ripple's challenge is not that xrp is 40b of magic internet money printed in a backyard barbecue. Their main challenge is is wanting to issue listed shares backed by that money, and listed stonks are unquestionably Goonsler's domain


@Henry_DeFi @aeyakovenko


Gud deal flow will make you poor or keep you poor if you don't think clearly about valuation, liquidity and embedded assumptions


Goonsler will make Boden and Tremp look like smol potatoes


@dmihal @wslyvh A new DaO to manage David's DaO voting cards


@k_schellinger One Polkadot has aligned itself, moonbeam won't have to


Proof of stake was a mistake. Now all 69 layers of ethereum run on Amazon layer


@jackzampolin @EthosStake Buchman Layer?


Ethereum should announce an amnesty scheme for alt L1s. They can return to the fold if they add "layer" in the name and use ETH to pay gas For example, Cardano shall be "Hoskinson Layer" and Polkadot shall be "Substrate Layer" which is two words that mean the same thing but ok


@cydelmg @vibhu He shifted the overton window instead of the coverton window


Modular people will not rest till all monolithic blockchains exile @vibhu forever for his heresy


airdrops


@jelenaaa____ Coded in Berlin, and sold to the world in Brooklyn


@elonmusk @AutismCapital X is not ethereum aligned


Happy


@cmsholdings CMS, come on, you would do a month if that means Monad mainnet tomorrow


The main difference between a token and a stonk is that a stonk goes up wen everyone pays you and a token goes up wen you pay everyone


@CryptoMan_Ram idk - Ethereum was a Berlin/Swiss shop and there are some big European winners eg Aave and Curve and Aussie Synthetix. Binance is anything but American and Polygon built a great brand in the US. Its more a focus, drive and big balls yolo mindset thing - the last one is American


Hype: Generative AI will produce AGI Reality: Generative AI can't even generate GenerativeAGI.pptx


Whats the @bonkbot_io of @base ?


@ASvanevik Swiss foundation work life balance


@Eug_Ng If retire means never need a salary, I am in. Otherwise @ethereumJoseph is our ageless hero


@Lim1975Kim One of the few real crypto*AI projects


@j0hnwang @babylon_chain Also @AvailProject fusion


@0xMert_ All my censorship resistance homies want toly to censor solano memecoins


What I like most about all American values startups like Tesla, Ethereum and Solana is that they have zero deference for the incumbent Big balls, kill shots, no lazy brand rental - all of the respect, none of the deference - mostly you die but if you don't you get really big


So Initia is the IBC token?


Heard CT influencers are charging north of $10k for 3 T, 4 QT and 5 RT What you really want is investors who believe in your project so much that they will PAY YOU to do this for you, not the other way round


Polynya: "crypto's moral compass is broken" crypto: "bro, which one"?


@Crypto_Texan in which case ethereum is also bitcoin


Guess which project is missing in the list of projects looking to scale ethereum? Er... ETHEREUM


As hopes from cofounder Larry Fink decline, a new cofounder of ethereum arises to valiantly defend ethereum from Solana by launching memecoins on his Base L2 Lisan al Gaib!


Memecoins are entertaining. In line with American tradition, lets schedule a congressional hearing on memecoins with leading memecoin innovators and influencers


@kermankohli Its just pure Sol beta rn


@buchmanster Yep


We been habben ein seerious probleeem


@zengjiajun_eth @zhusu has spoken eloquently about the merits of forced rest in confinement


Unfortunately they DID do something wrong. Terraform labs execs actively promoted UST as a "safe" stablecoin and "savings" product to unsophisticated retail and grandma oriented fintechs such as some of YC startups


@howdymerry @apolynya Let Polynya's heart be healed since this is a domain of social science and not ethereum or solana


Distinguished alumnus, Stanford Blockchain


Moral compass is not belong to computers, databases, Solana, Ethereum, Bitcoin, Stonks or Bonds. Its something humans possess and left to their own devices such as "self regulation", groups generally have a weaker moral compass than the individuals in it


@SolarEtherPunk @TrustlessTooth @apolynya It has got nothing to do w Solana or even crypto. The human stuff is pretty asset and tech neutral


@Madhav_goyal_ @apolynya Lets not ask questions we do not want answers to


More on @apolynya s post. In ALL bull markets, independent of the asset involved, theres often an inverse correlation between values and valuation This is not something one should participate in, just enjoy from a safe distance with great wonder and amusement Study markets


Been around blockchain and crypto 10 years now and Wall Street before that. Apart from new tech, its the same people, and the same behaviours In greed and fear markets, moral compass is an apparition that only reappears in bera @apolynya is quite right


@Madhav_goyal_ As long as its denied, compass is fine


If the iShares Ethereum ETF gets approved in May, that means Tradfi's moral compass is NOT broken


@BTCjoedirtay ETH/BTC is the innovation compass. Above 0.07 is good


SOL/ETH is the moral compass index of crypto. Anything above 0.02 is broken


@Taran_ss @rachinkalakheti Toly ka coin memecoin, Emin ka COQ bitcoin


Solana, Avax, Base, OP Stack, Polygon ZkEVM Reboots are bullish Study reboot


gm


@mraltantutar Idk - its not on dexscreener


Was speaking to a web3 founder earlier - they said some very unhealthy things that shocked me - used words like product, customer, revenue, profit and PMF Blocked


@gmoneyNFT Binance


@0xsachi Hopium, apium and copium


@sandyzkp Why Angelina Jolie and not Lucy Liu? Higher valuation?


Emin ser woke up and dunked on everyone except the  gas fees, luna partnership, ohm forks, foundational memecoins and daniele sesta's frog nation


@udiWertheimer @MessariCrypto Udi is Satashi


American ppl doing eight to ten figure shady: "we are doing this for decentralisation/financial inclusion/cure cancer/ideals of crypto/fix poverty" Russians or Chinese doing six figure shady: bro I just want the money


I have no experience with either and no future plans to use either - but I am not sure if a certain substance will be worse than SVM on ETH - which is essentially chewing glass lying on a bed of iron


@0xrishavb Jerome Powell usually but even Putin or Ueda can stop it


crypto venture capital in bula be like


@0xrishavb no but bula a game of musical chairs


Founder sold 8 fig of secondary or tweeted about new wealth explorations doesn't mean investors are upset. In bula, Investors don't mind if a founder sold them a bag of stones as long as the stones are hyped and they can get those stones listed on major exchanges


@musalbas @Yazanator @nickwh8te @AvailProject I'd propose mind blowing and theres an old Cosmos joke about that


Whats actually happening is hypercosmosification of bitcoin


The problem with doing shisha is that eventually you run out of coal


@nickwh8te @0xMert_ Spicy


@lookonchain FDV wasn't supposed to matter


@nickwh8te @0xMert_ Wouldn't (1) depend on the price of TIA?


A little too early in the cycle for founders to be tweeting about their explorations with various substances but then the crypto venture market is at least one year ahead of the liquid market


@Yazanator @nickwh8te @AvailProject Yaz: all of the above :-)


@nickwh8te correct. @AvailProject guys did a summary


@0xkydo ... and Eigenlayer


@0xkydo Ser which part of the ethereum protocol is being accused of modular by design?


@based16z Looks modular


@colludingnode Then it can have no ideals and we are good


@based16z In Dubai, can I have shisha-estia


@AntonioMJuliano AI memecoins are derivatives on AI sector growth. Already list perps on dydx bls


@0xSisyphus Basically Wework, but wid token


@colludingnode Very long conversation As Elon said, what America has is not capitalism (ideals), but corporate socialism (practice) - yet its less bad than many other countries What crypto has today, in the main, is also not the theory (libertarianism) but practice (re-intermediation)


Based on empirical experience rather than theory, one suspects that good old capitalism is vastly superior to any reference to "crypto's ideals"


@fede_intern @ercwl Defo pursue AI, not just $AI


@Zac_Aztec Wen token tho


Thats not how it works @ercwl... people don't become more interested in shipping a real product when they have more money


Rumours of founder selling 8 figs secondary


@JimmyRagosa @loomdart @safe Ya theres about 10-12 big globally systemically important contracts jus like banks


@JimmyRagosa @loomdart @safe Pls suggest appropriate taxonomy


@hubermanblob @Yazanator @0xMert_ @AvailProject Near was the IBM of DAS in the light client sense and Bitcoin SV in the big block sense


@loomdart @safe Solidity? Imajin how many treasuries are in Safe wao


Gnosis @safe is a source of systemic risk for the industry Gnosis rug, industry finis Few understand this


@hubermanblob @Yazanator @0xMert_ @AvailProject


@Yazanator @0xMert_ @AvailProject Celestia:Samsung::Avail:Apple


Sold all my COIN for BIT COIN Short value accrual long dank memes szn Uponly


@VanessaGrellet_ @EntEthAlliance We are so bacc


@dervoiedk gmonad


@BrianRetford @RiscZero You've moved the whole space forward ser. get deep rest and come back soon


@0xSmit just check if the founder plays league of legends


@therealchaseeb What if its the worst phone


@ANagarsheth I want hyperproductive POL ETF. Ticker is $AGG


Technically its Solana that's Vol Der Mert


Not if you run a listed company like MSTR


@DrNickA @GwartyGwart meanwhile in js - and back to the original point - we fixed the open source funding problem but created an ROI problem


@DrNickA Yes, we agree. I invest in tokens all year round and don't need to be convinced about their value or utility. My only contention is that the current incentive systems need fixing on the law side of the equation


@DrNickA @GwartyGwart every javascript library would like to have a word with you


@DrNickA Agree but code no gud in the absence of law. Open source AI at the GPT scale will only if there's a competing state not afraid of uncle Sam. At the more utility scale, token systems can be often corrupted and monopolised by corporate interests or overpowered by litigation


@z0r0zzz I don't believe we can solve the incentive problem entirely in either code or law. We need code for carrot and law for stick codesign


@DrNickA 'Can' exist is not the low low bar we are looking for. Java and Linux also exist with corporate funding and work brilliantly as decentralised open source movements Incentives are wrong most of the time is the problem, incentives can be right occasionally is not the solution


@DrNickA People follow incentives. No point blaming people. Cant have it both ways, people are not wrong. Incentives are wrong


@DrNickA Logic applicable for bitcoin has not proven extensible to arbitrary software in practice


ERC20 tokens solved funding problem in open source but removed 80-90% of the incentive to actually ship the software we tryna open source Back in 2014 Vitalik didn't anticipate venture capital, influencer marketing, token alignment, exchange listing and market making I guess


@DrNickA We talking software and apps here. Bitcoin is a very specific type of software designed to be money As a trained physicist, pls study empirical anomalies ie gap between theory and faxx, then study causes


@rargulati ya - we solved the funding and mostly rekt the incentive to actually ship the thing that was being decentralised


@rargulati Were you also born in 2008?


@CryptoMan_Ram no one said crypto. you also are old enough to have heard of java, apache, linux, tor and many such cases


@odin_free no


Decentralised AI makes a lot of sense in the abstract but if your approach to decentralisation doesn't make sense without a token, it most probably doesn't make sense with a token either I am old enough to remember wen decentralised didn't necessarily mean token


ZK AI MODULAR VERGE PURGE WHATEVER TECH IS NOT THE ENDGAME YO USEFUL APPS AND BILLIONS OF REAL HUMAN USERS ARE THE ENDGAME


@0xMert_ I am starting to think we have been frens all this time


@ChiefOfTelos @dabit3 @megaeth_labs HW/SW codesign is the future and its here. Maximally optimised zk code is often unmaintainable goo and h/w acceleration is necessary if we want to use well designed software instead


@0xMert_ @dabit3 @megaeth_labs Singularity is wen mert and yoda agree


@hotpot_dao I think both eth and sol feel confident that their communities are now lindy irrespective of the tech


This is good advice from someone who's actually great at both shipping and tweeting


@sreeramkannan @EMostaque @StabilityAI @eigenlayer Legends


Monad prolly the only projet in the world apart from elon's rockets that has lots of support among both dot sol and dot eth frens


@neelsalami Son you need god


@0xMert_ Solana is Vol der Mert


Blockrock protocol exec says there is 'a little bit' of demand for ETH ETF


Hate speech is not protected speech


I got one of my relatives an internship with an AI company in the valley ( Indian style jugaad ) I guess either he will make it in AI or if he can't hack it in real AI, he can always do an AI themed token


@0xMert_ @AvailProject Thats a question for @anuragarjun


Monolithic Vitalik gave birth to a countably infinite set of tokens Modular Mustafa made the set uncountably infinite


@Melt_Dem @movementlabsxyz has entered the chat


@0xMert_ @AvailProject It has what Celestia has ie its own Consensus but better ( NPOS ) Then it also has what EigenDA has but Celestia doesn't ie validity proofs using KZG commitments Then it also has what EigenDA doesn't ie ability to augment economic security of the DA using Bitcoin


@Zac_Aztec Spelt with a Zed?


@0xMert_ @AvailProject has entered the chat


@ekrahm apple disagrees


@0xSmit Wen you are rekt you won't have to


@kevinsekniqi OnlyFans phase next?


Blockworks, Block, Blocktower, Blockrock... its all so confusing


@GwartyGwart If you do the same thing on Coingecko we will lose Worldcoin and various other 'innovations'


@0xsachi Pre pre pre seed val for finishing US high school


one bad trade can also change your whole life


@0xsachi Thats such a bullmarket view


@divine_economy @0xJim All my homies in the @zeroknowledgefm chat love having fun w folding schemes but they dont use em


The last eth researcher in touch with reality


@0xMert_ @TheBlock__ I got the publication wrong but, its fine


@0xMert_ @TheBlock__


"More than 50% of Solana transactions failed last month. And that’s fine, says @0xMert_ " in @TheBlock__


@Evan_ss6 Imajin your immutable txn history showing ...


Whats the point of locking up 10s of billions in eth if it can still go down?


@mdudas I see what you did there :-)


@mdudas @therollupco @l2beat +1


@ballsyalchemist Russian


There's nothing more at risk than an early stage startup that doesn't think it is one, because token went up


@0xMert_ How long is longterm tho


@simplykashif Kashif Bhai in Dubai


Was gonna make a joke about the word laid and valuation premium on eth projects wid layer in the name but I've been told my son is following me now


@DeeZe Deeze now bitboying mememecoins is funny


@0xsachi Staked TaO?


@Mudit__Gupta They meant shorting


USE A HARD FKIN WARE WALLET NOW


@jdkanani @Kautukkundan @vaibhavchellani Pls ask founders to apply for the @Hadronfc Dubai Cohort and speak to @DablClub


@divine_economy @berachain @monad_xyz Monad is a lot of serious engineering - you need to get on the discord


Startups have to wait for all sorts of dependencies just like the rest of us, but a major red flag should go up when you hear "we are waiting" too often Startups are built to focus and shape reality, habit of waiting is the opposite of that Do or don't do but wtf is waiting


@0xMert_ @Lightspeedpodhq The Malayalam education podcast just received 2m in RPGF from Buffalu DaO


This is the year 2030 @Lightspeedpodhq is now the Bankless of Solana @0xMert_ is the alignment certification advisor to all Solana ecosystem layer 2 and Lightspeed Ventures have just raised a $100m fund Mert has just blocked a VC on CT for being disrespectful to his chain


Make your parents proud and raise money - never seen this level of crypto VC fomo, not even in web3 gaming, yuga labs future of metaverse, play2earn will replace banking jobs szn in 2021


@AnnaRRose Not just zk. Everything. VCfrens in a rush to deploy - you should also raise 100m at 1b for podcastoken protocol


@gakonst And all this while we blamed @aeyakovenko for building a cloud


@matthewegould Is your layer listed on Binance?


If no one is using your blockchain that means its not modular enough. Add one more layer and try again


Bankless feeling hyped about a Bank using our Bankless blockchain is legit funny


@rishup77 Tech support


Blockchains are legacy L2s. In 2024, we can create infinite blockspace by replacing any blockchain with a multisig


Bankless David bhai's brilliant evil idea is to instigate Solana into hiring lots of tradfi and web2 bd guys and thus basically end its momentum


ENTERPRISE SOLANA ALLIANCE


If you are an alien in a UFO who just joined CT, you probably think that Mert and Santi are the founders of Solana and they hired a Ukrainian dev called Anatoly


@aeyakovenko That's a nice raspberry pi you've got there


Has anyone ever died of tasklist?


Putting a cover on an iphone is just lack of taste


@0xsebastiena Wait wait let me swap before snapshot


The @monad_xyz guide to TPS is a must read aaand they replayed the entire history of ethereum txns for testing


@rachinkalakheti Go back to class


@grahamfergs @Aptos @SuiNetwork @ThalaLabs


@jillrgunter Congrats on Jill Layer 2


@therealchaseeb We have never said anything about Solana L2s


The order in which angels are listed in a fundraising announcement poster reflects the current social hierarchy of the relevant social layer


Which places? depends on their replies


There will not be a nerdier tweet in 2024


How It started How Its Going


Biggest moveVM chain incoming


@irvinxyz @therealchaseeb @akshaybd 4844 coper this wk


If we had set up @safe wallets for @Hadronfc on L1 instead of @0xPolygon, we'd have spent about $200k in gas alone. Now we will spend 2k-5k max over 12 months Ethereum is scaling


@therealchaseeb @akshaybd Only for you unemployed man


@ShivanshuMadan I am a big fan of @sunnya97 agglayer


@Austin_Federa You prolly have a terabyte of state


@blockgraze @___jackals Now do Cardano and XRP


The biggest scam in america is not big tobacco, big pharma or big tech ...but big CV... Moar CV makes moar mid 2 letter quals eg BS or MS = 2x mid 3 letter quals eg MBA or PhD = 3x mid I have one two letter qual and four 3 letter quals Started 162x mid, still recovering


@akshaybd @therealchaseeb Is this advisory thing like bankless/kol?


@laurashin Its a classic and you'd have been a phenomenal litigator


All of my social layer's hopes now depend on blackrock layer


@0xMert_ My raspberry pi has improved a lot - solana must fit in it


Democrats  Solana  Ethereum State Bloat


@sinkingcows Sounds like web3 gaming wao


Most modular execution layers have no congestion because no one is using them - just like most monolithic chains


Which LRT will have a higher FDV than Ethereum?


@cemozer_ @anuragarjun called it


If you want to be a crypto VC just change your last name to 'capita' or 'ventures'


@nickwh8te @jon_charb I enjoy transaction failures and congestion on both modular and monolithic chains that go up


Brian Armstrong's strategic pivot in 2022-2023 from being rather reg risk averse to taking no shit from the bully is a case study for both law schools and business schools COIN 8x in the process


When I miss my tradfi days, I put on a suit and buy a few more SATS of the orange tradfi chain


SEC fighting Ethereum fighting Celestia fighting Solana fighting Base fighting Congestion rn


@0xMert_ He's definitely right on that one, and thats not because he's masternode


"If you have time to understand things you are investing in, you are not investing hard enough" - Crypto Venture Bible, 2024


@0xMert_ Wait so you believe in Vitalik's trilemma afterall?


@ernani_eth Sao Paulo is more decentralised than Base


Base is Coinbase Aligned, Bankless aligned, a16z aligned and ethereum aligned but somehow still congested at 18 TPS


Tarun in a parallel universe without tokens


@0xfoobar Yuga labs came up with the ones on Base


@aduttya @ilblackdragon Wherever you want


If you are in America, pivot to Arabia


@IAmNickDodson Weird is one of my pronouns


Where's Mr Hinman when you need him?


@tarunchitra What valuation?


If you are a student of the narrative, study the live battle of Celestia frens tryna establish Celestia as the un-Solana


@GwartyGwart By that standard, the interchain foundation is headed straight to the Gulag


WHY IS THE BITCOIN FOUNDATION NOT BEING INVESTIGATED BY A STATE AUTHORITY?


Yubikey changed my life


@0xMert_ Eth:Solana::Solana:Base


Hadron Founders Club is delighted to welcome you to Dubai during @token2049, a Landmark Web3 Event Set for 17-19 April 2024 This is an excellent opp to experience the rapidly growing crypto ecosystem in the UAE You can sign up using my discount code:


@mdudas Only when base launches a token - until then you gud


@jasperflux @alexpiHQ @NEARProtocol @0xPolygon @_bfarmer They are not genius - they are complementary


@lemiscate Be nice to tradfi - freshly joined cofounder of bitcoin and soon ethereum too


See this is where the trouble began That smile, that goddamn smile...


@iamDCinvestor How will there be whales without new supply?


@0xMert_ Many solano layer2 advisories coming your way


If you build whatever You can get rugged whenever Modular is gud but maybe think wherever


@0xMert_ @jon_charb Why integrate when you can aggregate


Beatings will continue until valuations improve


Congratulations to @Optimism for testing permissionless fraud proofs on Sepolia Permissionless fraud proofs on mainnet will definitely help restore credibility to ethereum's rollup centric roadmap


@0xMert_ Satashi had a banger forum and everyone was there. Check btc price v twitter dau Also, Toly is


@0xMert_ Vibhu confessed. Its over. Cut a plea bargain


Study Nick Celestia and Vitalik Ethereum Founder stops tweeting and number goes straight down Twitter is the base layer of all other layers Study twitter


@vibhu Too late Vibhu. Your visa was cancelled and you will be deported from monolithia Have you heard of the modular archipelago?


Memecoins on base be like, "our pronouns are they/them"


@0xKATYA Birkenstock


Kinda cool that Monad devnet has no token


@therealchaseeb @vibhu Expel him from the kingdom of monolithia now Chase!


@0xMert_ No one has lost money trading memecoins on cardano. Most consumer friendly chain


Beatings will continue until you guys stop selling a cluster of laptops w GPUs as AI and mafia memecoins as culture


They were shilling FANTOM and I didnt sell


@tonyolendo Relax. 737 is written in solidity and fully audited


Tarun said that according to Gauntlet's upcoming paper on quantum electrodynamics of pump phenomena, there exists a parallel universe called farcaster where the ETF has already been approved almost surely


memecoins are the synthesis of pan ethnic internet anthropology and the cyber kinetic dynamic of post modernist nihilism If you don't know what the fk that means, neither do I but that's what I'd say if I needed my LPs to allow me to yolo their money into SLERF and MUMU


Arbitrum post unlock FDV rapidly heading towards $10b official fully liquid ethereum layer 2 token valuation


Who's building for EVM


@toghrulmaharram Brian's laptop is the only rollup we need to compete w WIF


@toghrulmaharram


So EIP4844 was basically dumpsharding?


@0xMert_ Bruh dont dump - your L2 is at 80b rn


eth price is still $6900 on farcaster fyi


Only in crypto can an appchain partner with multiple DA layers at the same time and use none


Alignment rhymes with announcement


@pseudotheos Scroll has a working prover


@udiWertheimer @rodarmor @LeonidasNFT @ZK_shark @aeyakovenko @armaniferrante @0xMert_ @weremeow We hab pronouns on farcaster


Families around the world are reuniting after a month of being held hostage by @dexscreener


@WatcherGuru desperate @Cointelegraph intern there


Come for the LRTs, stay for @EthosStake, @HyperspaceAI and @alignedlayer


Why is there no hardware wallet with NFC?


@CyberShakti Bullish


Can't afford Tarun's basement or invest at these prices Applying for Golden visa, AMA


A perfect day to celebrate RWA