Okay. "Rachel, I miss you so much it hurts my whole body! 
The world is being unfair to us. 
The world is on my shit list. As is this couple 
that is making out across from me in this restaurant. 
I think I`m going to have to go on a mission of revenge. 
I must beat up the world`s face 
with my bare knuckles making it a bloody, pulpy mess. 