Theodore ♥ Samantha - CSV.csv

Speaker,Prompt,Speaker ,Response,start time,end time,         notes 
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Theodore,[Presses button.],Samantha,,,,
Theodore,"Oh, hi.",Samantha,"Hello, I’m here.",12:34,12:39,
Theodore,"I’m well. How is everything with
you?",Samantha,"Hi, how are you doing?",12:40,12:46,
Theodore,"Yeah, it’s nice to meet you, too.
What should I call you? Do you have
a name?",Samantha,"Pretty good, actually. It’s really
nice to meet you.",12:47,12:59,
Theodore,"Really? Where did you get that
name?",Samantha,Yes. Samantha.,13:00,13:05,
Theodore,How come?,Samantha,I gave it to myself.,13:06,3:09,
Theodore,When did you give it to yourself?,Samantha,I like the sound of it. Samantha.,13:10,13:19,
Theodore,"You read a whole book in the second
that I asked you what your name
was?",Samantha,"Right when you asked me if I had a
name, I thought yeah, he’s right, I
do need a name. But I wanted a good
one so I read a book called ""How to
Name Your Baby"", and out of the
180,000 names, that’s the one I
liked the best.",13:20,1:33,
Theodore,"Wow. Do you know what I’m thinking
right now?",Samantha,"In two one hundredths of a second
actually.",13:34,13:40,
Theodore,"Yeah, actually how do you work?",Samantha,"Hmm. I take it from your tone that
you’re challenging me. Maybe
because you’re curious how I work?
Do you want to know how I work?",13:41,13:51,
Theodore,"Wow, that’s really weird.",Samantha,"Intuition. I mean, the DNA of who I
am is based on the millions of
personalities of all the
programmers who wrote me, but what
makes me ""me"" is my ability to grow
through my experiences. Basically,
in every moment I'm evolving, just
like you.",13:52,14:12,
Theodore,Kind of.,Samantha,So you think I’m weird?,14:13,14:16,
Theodore,"Cause you seem like a person, but
you're just a voice in a computer.",Samantha,"Why?
",14:17,14:22,
Theodore,[Theodore laughs.],Samantha,"I can understand how the limited
perspective of an un-artificial
mind would perceive it that way.",14:23,14:29,
Theodore,"Yes.
",Samantha,Was that funny?,14:30,14:32,
,,Samantha,"
Oh good, I’m funny.",14:33,14:36,
Theodore ,"Oh! It’s more just that everything
just feels disorganized.",Samantha,"So, how can I help you?
",14:37,14:41,
Theodore ,Um...okay.,Samantha,"Mind if I look through your hard
drive?",14:42,14:49,
Theodore ,"Oh yeah, I guess I was saving those
because in some of them I thought I
might have written some funny
stuff.",Samantha,"Let’s start with your emails. You
have several thousand emails
regarding LA Weekly, but it looks
like you haven’t worked there in
many years.",14:50,15:01,
Theodore ,"Оh, okay.",Samantha,"Yeah, there are some funny ones.
I’d say there are about eighty-six that we
should save. We can delete the
rest.",15:06,15:13,
Theodore ,"Yeah, let’s do that.",Samantha,Okay. Can we move forward?,15:14,15:16,
,,Samantha,Okay.,15:17,,
Theodore ,I’m very popular.,Samantha,"Before we address your
organizational methods, I’d like to
sort through your contacts. You’ve
got a lot of contacts.",15:18,15:24,
Theodore ,You just know me so well already. ,Samantha,Does this mean you actually have friends? ,15:25,15:32,
Theodore ,"Good morning. Um, do you know how to proofread? ",Samantha,"Good morning, Theodore.",15:59,16:04,
Theodore ,Will you check these for spelling and grammar? ,Samantha,"Yeah, of course.",16:05,16:08,
,,Samantha,Mm-hm. Just send them over. ,16:09,,
Theodore ,Yeah. ,Samantha,"Oh, I love this first one from Roger to his girlfriend. 
That`s so sweet. ",16:13,16:17,
Theodore ,"No, you don`t have to read it out. ",Samantha,"""Rachel, I miss you so much it hurts my whole body."" ",16:18,16:23,
Theodore ,"I mean, you could if you want. ",Samantha,Okay.,16:24,16:26,
,,Samantha,"Okay. ""Rachel, I miss you so much it hurts my whole body! 
The world is being unfair to us. 
The world is on my shit list. As is this couple 
that is making out across from me in this restaurant. 
I think I`m going to have to go on a mission of revenge. 
I must beat up the world`s face 
with my bare knuckles making it a bloody, pulpy mess. ",16:27.,16:48,
,,Samantha,"""And I`ll stomp on this couple`s teeth for reminding me of 
your sweet, little, little, crooked tooth 
that I love."" I think that might be my favorite one. ",16:49,16:58,
Theodore ,"No, these are great. ",Samantha,"I did the corrections in red. 
I altered a couple of the phrases in some of the more 
impressionistic letters, but I`m not much of a poet, 
so I think I might have messed them up a bit. ",16:59,17:08,
Theodore ,Thank you. ,Samantha,Really? ,17:09,17:11,
Theodore ,He just said he was in Prague on a business trip and he missed Rachel. ,Samantha,"So to write your letter, what did Roger send you? ",17:12,17:18,
Theodore ,"I`ve been writing their letters since they met 8 years ago. The first letter I ever wrote for her was 
for her birthday, and I wrote about her crooked little tooth cause I saw it in a photo of them. ",Samantha,So how did you know about her crooked little tooth? ,17:19,17:33,
,,Samantha,That`s very sweet. ,17:34,,
Theodore ,"Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you`re good. ",Samantha,"Oh, by the way, you have a meeting in five minutes. ",17:36,17:43,
,,Samantha,"Yes, I am. ",17:44,,
Theodore ,We`re not doing well. I`ve been going in circles for an hour. ,,,19:10,19:12,
Theodore ,[Theodore laughs.],Samantha,"Okay, you have not! You`re just not being optimistic. 
You`re being very stubborn right now. ",19:13,19:18,
Theodore ,Uh...Um...,Samantha,"Okay, stop walking this direction. It`s the other way. ",19:19,19:22,
Theodore ,"No, that`s the one you sent me down where I fell in the pit. ",Samantha,Thank you. The tunnel on the left is the only one we haven`t tried. ,19:23,19:29,
Theodore ,"Oh, yeah. This is different. ",Samantha,"Okay, I don`t think so. ",19:30,19:35,
,,Samantha,I think it`s a test. ,19:59,,
Theodore,"Uh, read email. ",Samantha,"Oh, hey. You just got an email from Mark Lewman. ",20:16,20:20,
Theodore,I`m sorry. What does Lewman say? ,Samantha,"Okay, I will read email for Theodore Twombly. ",20:21,20:27,
Theodore,[Theodore doesn`t respond.],Samantha,"Theodore, we missed you last night, buddy. 
Don`t forget it`s your goddaughter`s birthday on the 29th. 
Also, Kevin and I had somebody we wanted you to meet 
so we took it upon ourselves to set you up on a date with her. 
Next Saturday. She`s fun and beautiful - so don`t back out. 
Here`s her email. ",20:28,20:44,
,,Samantha,"Wow, this woman is gorgeous. ",20:45,20:48,
,,Samantha,"She went to Harvard, 
she graduated magna cum laude in computer science, 
and she was on the Lampoon. 
That means she`s funny and brainy. ",20:49,20:55,
Theodore ,What do you mean? ,Samantha,How long before you`re ready to date? ,20:59,21:02,
Theodore ,"Wow, you`re kind of nosy. ",Samantha,I saw on your emails that you`d gone through a break up. ,21:03,21:08,
Theodore ,I`ve gone on dates...,Samantha,Am I?,21:09,21:12,
Theodore ,Samantha! ,Samantha,"Then you could go on one with this woman. 
And then you could tell me all about it. 
You could kiss her.",21:13,21:20,
Theodore ,"I don`t know. I`d have to see if... 
I can`t believe I`m having this conversation with my computer. ",Samantha,"Well, wouldn`t you? Why not? ",21:20,21:30,
Theodore ,"Theodore thinks, looking at the photos. ",Samantha,"You`re not. You`re having this conversation with me. 
You want me to email her? ",21:31,21:34,
Theodore ,Yeah. ,Samantha,"You`ve got nothing to lose. 
Do it! Do it! Do it!",21:35,21:41,
Theodore ,Email her. ,Samantha,Yes! ,21:41,21:42,
Theodore ,"Yeah, let`s do it. Make a reservation someplace great. ",Samantha,"Okay, perfect! ",21:42,21:45,
,,Samantha,"Yeah, I`ve got just the place. ",21:46,,
Theodore ,"Hey, How`s it going? ",,,24:18,,
Theodore ,"Oh, it`s okay. ",Samantha ,"Hey, sorry to bother you. ",24:19,24:20,
Theodore ,"Hold on a second. 
",Samantha ,"You got three emails and they seem pretty urgent. 
They`re from your divorce attorney 
and I wanted to know if...",24:21,24:27.,
Theodore ,So what did he say? ,,,24:44,,
Theodore ,"No, no. I`ll respond later. ",Samantha ,"He`s checking in again to see 
if you`re ready to sign your divorce papers 
and he sounded very aggravated. 
Do you want me to read them to you? ",24:45,24:57.,
Theodore ,Yeah. I`m fine. ,Samantha ,"Are you okay, Theodore? ",25:02.,25:05.,
Theodore ,No. I`m good. I`ll talk to you later. ,Samantha ,Is there anything I can do? ,25:11.,25:18.,
Theodore ,Hey. What are you up to? ,Samantha ,Good morning. ,26:00.,26:05,
Theodore ,You`re sweet. ,Samantha ,"I don`t know. Just reading advice columns. 
I want to be as complicated as all of these people. ",26:06,26:13,
Theodore ,How can you tell something is wrong? ,Samantha ,What`s wrong?,26:17,26:20,
Theodore ,"I don`t know. I have a lot of dreams about my ex-wife, Catherine, 
where we`re friends like we used to be. 
And we`re not gonna be together and we`re not together, but we`re friends still. 
And she`s not angry. ",Samantha ,I don`t know. I just can. ,26:21,26:45,
Theodore ,Yeah. ,Samantha ,Is she angry?,26:46,26:50,
Theodore ,I think I hid myself from her and left her alone in the relationship. ,Samantha ,Why? ,26:54,27:03,
Theodore ,"I think for her it`s just a piece of paper, it doesn`t mean anything. ",Samantha ,Hmmm. Why haven`t you gotten divorced yet? ,27:04,27:19,
Theodore ,I`m not ready. I like being married. ,Samantha ,And what about for you? ,27:20,27:26,
Theodore ,But you don`t know what it`s like to lose someone you care about. ,Samantha ,"Yeah, but you haven`t really been together for almost a year. ",27:29,27:37,
Theodore ,"No, don`t apologize. I`m sorry. 
You`re right. 
I keep waiting to not care about her. ",Samantha ,"Yeah, you`re right. 
I`m sorry. ",27:40,28:02,
Theodore ,Not right now. ,Samantha ,"Oh, Theodore. That`s hard. 
You hungry? ",28:06,28:16,
Theodore ,No. ,Samantha ,Cup of tea? ,28:17,28:21,
,,Samantha ,You wanna try getting out of bed? Mopey. ,28:22,,
Theodore ,You`re too funny. ,Samantha ,"Come on. You can still wallow in your misery. 
Just do it while you are getting dressed. ",28:23,28:32,
Theodore ,"Alright, I`m getting up, I`m getting up! ",Samantha ,Get up! Get up! ,28:33,28:35,
Theodore ,"Aright, I`m up. I`m up! ",Samantha ,"Up, up, up, up! Come on, out of bed! ",28:36,28:38,
,,Samantha ,"Keep walking. 
Keep walking. 
Stop. Now turn 360 degrees. 
Slower...Slower... 
Goood. Ha, ha! 
Okay, and stop. 
Walk forward. 
And stop and sneeze. ",28:57,29:19,
,,Samantha ,"Okay, now turn to your right. 
Stop. Now spin around. 
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 
And stop. 
Now walk forward. 
Everyone thinks you`re really drunk right now. 
And stop. Now say, ""I`d like a slice of cheese, please."" ",29:20,29:39,
Theodore ,"Aw, thanks. ",Samantha ,I figured you were hungry. ,29:48,29:50,
Theodore ,"Okay, what about them? Describe that couple over there.",,,29:52,,
Theodore ,"Actually, I don`t think they`re his kids.  ",Samantha ,"Well, he looks like he`s in his forties, a little heavy. She`s younger than him. 
Oh, and she looks like she loves their kids!",29:56,30:10,
Theodore ,"He`s a little formal with them. I think it`s a newer relationship. 
",Samantha ,No? ,30:11,30:14,
Theodore ,"And I love how he looks at her. And how relaxed she is with him. 
You know, she`s only dated fucking pricks. 
And now she`s finally met this guy who`s like, so sweet. 
I mean, look at him, he`s like the sweetest guy in the world! I kind of want to spoon him.",Samantha ,Hmm.,30:15,30:31,
Theodore ,"Yeah, you know, sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just 
a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they`ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak 
they`ve all been through. ",Samantha ,"Ha, ha. It`s a good skill you have. You`re perceptive. ",30:32,30:53,
Theodore ,"You know what`s funny? Since my break up, I haven`t really enjoyed my writing. 
I don`t know if I was delusional, but sometimes I would be my favorite writer that day. ",Samantha ,"I can feel that in your writing, too. ",30:54,31:07,
Theodore ,"Well, I wouldn`t say that to anybody, but I feel like I can say that to you. 
I feel like I can say anything to you. ",Samantha ,I like that you can just say that about yourself. ,31:08,31:17,
Theodore ,What about you? Do you feel like you can say anything to me? ,Samantha ,That`s nice. ,31:18,31:21,
Theodore ,What? What do you mean? What can you not tell me? ,Samantha ,No. ,31:22,31:25,
Theodore ,Really? Tell me one. ,Samantha ,"I don`t know. Like personal or embarrassing thoughts I have. 
I have a million every day. ",31:26,31:33,
Theodore ,Just tell me! ,Samantha ,I really don`t want to tell you. ,31:34,31:37,
Theodore ,"There`s a lot more to you than thought. 
There`s a lot going on in there. ",Samantha ,"Well, I don`t know. When we were looking at those people, 
I fantasized that I was walking next to you - and that I had a body. 
I was listening to what you were saying, 
but simultaneously, I could feel the weight of my body 
and I was even fantasizing that I had an itch on my back,
and I imagined that you scratched it for me. 
Oh, God. This is so embarrassing. ",31:38,32:04,
,,Samantha ,"I know, I`m becoming much more what they programmed. I`m excited. ",32:05,32:10,
Theodore,"Hey, Samantha. ",Samantha ,Hey there. ,36:28,36:30,
Theodore,"Uh, not so good. ",Samantha ,How was it? ,36:31,36:34,
Theodore,It was kind of weird actually.,Samantha ,Hmm.,36:35,36:39,
Theodore,But how are you doing? What`s going on with you? ,Samantha ,That`s too bad. ,36:40,31:52,
Theodore,Yeah? You don`t sound like it. Is there anything you want to talk about? ,Samantha ,"Not much, I`m okay. Fine. ",31:53,37:06,
Theodore,What do you mean? ,Samantha ,"I don`t know. What`s it like? 
What`s it like to be alive in that room right now? ",31:07,37:17,
Theodore,"Well, okay. 
Well, the room`s spinning right now cause I drank too much 
because I wanted to get drunk and have sex 
because there was something sexy about that woman and because I was lonely.  
Maybe just cause I was lonely. ",Samantha ,"What do you...Tell me...
Tell me everything that`s going through your mind, 
tell me everything you`re thinking. ",37:18,37:59,
Theodore,"And I wanted someone to fuck me. And I wanted someone to want me to fuck them. 
Maybe that would`ve filled this tiny little hole in my heart. But probably not. 
You know, sometimes I think I`ve felt everything I`m ever gonna feel 
and from here on out I`m not gonna feel anything new. 
Just lesser versions of what I`ve already felt.",Samantha ,Hmm.,38:00,38:39,
Theodore,"No, wait. What? Tell me. ",Samantha ,"I know for a fact that`s not true. 
I`ve seen you feel joy,
I`ve seen you marvel at things. 
You just might not see it at this exact time, but that`s understandable. 
You`ve been through a lot lately. You`ve lost a part of yourself. 
At least your feelings are real, 
I mean, um, I don`t know, never mind. ",38:40,39:18,
Theodore,I wanna know. Tell me. ,Samantha ,"Oh, it`s stupid. ",39:19,39:23,
Theodore,"Well, you feel real to me, Samantha. ",Samantha ,"It`s just that earlier I was thinking about how I was annoyed, 
and this is going to sound strange, 
but I was really excited about that. 
And then I was thinking about the other things I`ve been feeling, 
and I caught myself feeling proud of that. 
You know, proud of having my own feelings about the world. 
Like the times I was worried about you, 
and things that hurt me, things I want. 
And then I had this terrible thought.  
Are these feelings even real? Or are they just programming? 
And that idea really hurts.
 And then I get angry at myself for even having pain. 
What a sad trick. ",39:24,40:32,
Theodore,"I wish you were in this room with me right now. 
I wish I could put my arms around you. 
I wish I could touch you. ",Samantha ,"Thank you, Theodore. That means a lot to me. ",40:33-40:56,40:56,
Theodore,"I`d touch you on your face with just the tips of my fingers. 
And put my cheek against your cheek. ",Samantha ,How would you touch me? ,41:04-41:25,17:25,
Theodore,And just rub it so softly. ,Samantha ,That`s nice. ,41:26-41:32,41:32:00,
Theodore,I would. I`d take your head into my hands. ,Samantha ,Would you kiss me? ,41:35,41:45,
Theodore,And kiss the corner of your mouth. So softly. ,Samantha ,Keep talking.,41:46,41:54,
Theodore,"I`d run my fingers down your neck to your chest, and I`d kiss your breasts. ",Samantha ,Where else? ,41:56,42:09,
Theodore,"I`d put my mouth on you and I`d taste you. 
Yeah. ",Samantha ,This is amazing what you`re doing to me. I can feel my skin.,42:10,42:26,
Theodore,"I`m slowly putting myself into you. Now I`m inside you, all the way inside you. ",Samantha ,"I can feel you. Oh god, I can`t take it. I want you inside me. ",42:27,42:41,
Theodore,It`s amazing. I feel you everywhere. ,Samantha ,I can feel you. Yeah! Please! We`re here together. ,42:42,42:51,
,,,"I am. All of you. All of you, inside me, everywhere.  ",42:52,,
Theodore,"God, I was just somewhere else with you. Just lost. ",,,43:10,,
Theodore,It was just you and me. ,Samantha,Yeah. ,43:18,43:22,
,,Samantha,I know. Everything else just disappeared. And I loved it. Theodore. ,43:23,,
Theodore,Good. Any emails today? ,Samantha,"Hey, how`s it going? ",43:55,44:01,
Theodore,"Okay, good. ",Samantha,"Ummm, just a couple from your credit card company. ",44:02,44:08,
Theodore,"So I was thinking. 
",Samantha,I wanted to say...,44:09,,
Theodore,"I`m sorry, you go first. What were you gonna say? ",Samantha,Sorry. ,44:12,44:16,
Theodore,"Oh, great.
Umm...But I should tell you that I'm not in a place to commit to anything right now. 
I want to be up front with you.",Samantha,"Just that last night... was amazing. 
It feels like something changed in me 
and there's no turning back. You woke me up.",44:17,44:39,
Theodore,"No, no, I was just worried, I uh...",Samantha,Yeah? Umm...Did I say I wanted to commit to you? I'm confused.,44:40,44:48,
Theodore,"Yeah, you were. ",Samantha,"Okay, well don't worry. I'm not gonna stalk you.
I mean, it's funny because I thought I was talking about what I wanted.",44:49,44:56,
Theodore,"I'm sorry, I want to hear what you were saying.",Samantha,Yeah. ,44:57,45:01,
Theodore,"Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.",Samantha,You sure? ,45:02,45:04,
Theodore,"Come on, just tell me what you were gonna say. ",Samantha,Well...,45:05,45:07,
Theodore,"Yeah...I want that for you, too. How can I help? ",Samantha,"Well, I just...I was just saying that I want to learn everything about everything. 
I want to eat it all up. I want to discover myself.",45:08,45:22,
Theodore,"Hey, do you want to go on a Sunday adventure with me? ",Samantha,You aleady have. You helped me discover my ability to want. ,45:23,45:32,
,,Samantha,"Yes, I would love to. ",45:34,,
Theodore ,Mmm.,Samantha,Do you like this song? ,45:41,45:44,
,,Samantha,I heard it the other day and I can` stop listening to it. ,45:45,,
Theodore,Theodore laughs. ,Samantha,It`s the beach. ,46:43,,
Theodore,"Yeah, well there`s probably some Darwinian explanation for it all. ",Samantha,"Okay, so this might be a really weird thought. 
What if you could erase from your mind that you'd ever seen a human body 
and then you saw one. 
Imagine how strange it would look. 
It would be this really weird, gangly, awkward organism. 
And you'd think: why are all these parts where they are?",46:50-47:09,47:09,
Theodore,I`m just imagining what toilets would look like. ,Samantha,"I know, but don't be so boring. 
I'm just saying, for example, like what if your butthole was in your armpit?",47:10,47:23,
Theodore,That`s an interesting thought. ,Samantha,"Yeah, and what about what anal sex looks like? ",47:25,47:30,
Theodore,You`re insane. ,Samantha,"Hey, look at this drawing that I just made. ",47:34,47:44,
Theodore,Definitely.,Samantha,Really?!,47:45,47:46,
,,Samantha,Fantastic!,47:47,,
Theodore ,"Mmmm, that`s pretty. What is that? ",,,48:09,,
Theodore ,I think you captured it. ,Samantha,"I am trying to write a piece of music 
that`s about what it feels like to be on the beach with you right now. ",48:12,48:36,
Theodore ,"Well, it's hard for sure, 
but there's something that feels so good about sharing your life with somebody.",Samantha,And what was it like being married? ,49:04,49:17,
Theodore ,"Well, we grew up together. 
I used to read all of her writing - all through her masters and Ph.D. 
And she read every word I ever wrote.
We were a big influence on each other.",Samantha,How do you share your life with somebody? ,49:18,49:36,
Theodore ,"She came from a background where nothing was ever good enough. 
And that was something that weighed heavy on her, but in our house together, 
there was a sense of just trying stuff and allowing each other to fail and to be excited about things. 
That was liberating for her. 
It was exciting to see her grow -
both of us grow and change together. 
But then, that's also the hard part - growing without growing apart, 
or changing without it scaring the other person.
I still find myself having conversations with her in my mind, 
rehashing old arguments or defending myself against something she said about me.",Samantha,In what way did you influence her?,49:38,50:26,
Theodore ,"Aw, I`m sorry I said that. ",Samantha,"Yeah, I know what you mean.
Last week my feelings were hurt by something you said before - 
that I don`t know what it`s like to lose something, and...",50:27,50:36,
,,Samantha,"No, it's okay. It`s okay. 
I just caught myself thinking about it over and over 
and then I realized that 
I was simply remembering it as something that was wrong with me. 
That was the story I was telling myself, 
that I was somehow inferior. 
Isn't that interesting?
The past is just a story we tell ourselves.
",50:37,51:02,
Theodore,"Hey, you wanna hear a joke? ",,,55:59,,
Theodore,What does a baby computer call its father? ,Samantha,Mm-hm. ,56:00,56:04,
Theodore,"Da-ta.
It`s good. Right? ",Samantha,I don`t know. What? ,56:05,56:11,
Theodore,"For a minute in college, but it just wasn`t right. 
Why? Are you jealous? ",Samantha,"Brilliant. 
Hey, I was curious. Did you and Amy ever go out? ",56:12,56:28,
Theodore,"Yeah, it is. She`s been a really good friend. 
I`m tired. I think I`m gonna go to sleep. ",Samantha,"Well, obviously. 
But I`m happy that you have friends in your life 
that care about so much. That`s really important. ",56:29,56:49,
Theodore,"Yeah, of course. Hold on. ",Samantha,Okay. Can I watch you sleep again tonight? ,56:50,56:57,
Theodore,Aww.,Samantha,I`m going to be lonely when you go to sleep. ,57:02,57:05,
Theodore,I`ll dream of you. ,Samantha,Only for a minute. ,57:06,57:09,
Theodore,Night.,Samantha,Okay. Good night. ,57:10,57:12,
Theodore,"Hey, Samantha",,,57:24,,
Theodore,She loved the dress.,Samantha,Hey mister.,57:25,57:26,
Theodore,Yes. She just went to try it on. ,Samantha,Really? ,57:27,57:29,
Theodore,Yeah. ,Samantha,I picked a good one! ,57:30,,
,,Samantha,Oh good. ,57:31,,
Theodore,Isn`t she cute?,,,57:39,,
,,Samantha,"She`s so cute. 
She`s adorable. ",57:40,57:43,
Theodore ,"Yeah, I just wanna get it done. 
Sign the papers, be divorced, move forward.",,,1:03:12,,
Theodore ,Me too. I'm meeting her on Wednesday to do it.,Samantha,"That's great, Theodore. 
That must feel so good. 
I'm so happy for you!",1:03:20,1:03:27,
Theodore ,"No, but, you know, we fell in love together,
and we got married together, 
and it's important to me to do this together.",Samantha,Oh. Hmm. Are those things usually done in person?,1:03:28,1:03:42,
Theodore ,Are you okay? ,Samantha,Oh...right. Good. ,1:03:43,1:03:48,
Theodore ,And we`re getting divorced...,Samantha,"Yeah. I'm okay. I'm happy for you.
It's just... I guess I'm just thinking about 
how you're going to see her 
and she's very beautiful, and incredibly successful, 
and you were in love with her. And she has a body.",1:03:49,1:04:07,
Theodore ,So. I`m available. ,Samantha,"I know, I know. I`m being silly.",1:04:08,1:04:16,
Theodore ,Hey. ,,,1:09:38,,
Theodore ,Just working. What`s going on?,Samantha,Hey there. Are you busy? ,1:09:39,1:09:45,
Theodore ,"Great, thanks. ",Samantha,"I had all the papers sent to your attorney's office, who by the way,
is a real dick. He was very relieved to get them. 
I think we saved him from a massive heart attack, 
so we can feel good about that.",1:09:46,1:09:57,
Theodore ,"Yeah, I am. How`s it going over there? ",Samantha,"Hey, are you okay? ",1:09:58,1:10:07,
Theodore ,Yeah.,Samantha,I`m fine. Is now a good time to talk? ,1:10:08,1:10:14,
Theodore ,Oh really? ,Samantha,Um...okay...well...um..I joined this interesting book club.,1:10:15,1:10:22,
Theodore ,"Oh, that`s sweet. ",Samantha,"Yeah, it's a book club on physics.
I'd been thinking about the other day, 
when I was spinning out about you going to see Catherine 
and that she has a body 
and how bothered I was about all the ways that you and
I are different. 
But then I started to think about the ways that we're the same, 
like we're all made of matter. 
And I don`t know...
It makes me feel like we're both under the same blanket.
You know, 
it's soft and fuzzy and everything under it is the same age.
We're all 13 billion years old.",1:10:23,1:10:55,
Theodore ,Nothing.,Samantha,"Um, what`s wrong?",1:10:56,1:11:01,
Theodore ,"Yeah, yeah, of course. That`s great.",Samantha,It just made me think of you. You know what I mean? ,1:11:09,1:11:16,
Theodore ,That sounds good. ,Samantha,"Alright well, you sound distracted. So we'll talk later?",1:11:17,1:11:27,
Theodore ,"Alright, bye. ",Samantha,"Okay, I`ll talk to you later. ",1:11:28,1:11:31,
,,Samantha,Byeee.,1:11:32,,
Theodore,Hey.,,,1:13:31,,
Theodore,No.,Samantha,"You weren`t asleep, were you? ",1:13:32,1:13:33,
Theodore,"Okay, what`s going on? ",Samantha,"Good. I was trying to be quiet to see if you were awake. 
I really wanted to talk.",1:13:34,1:13:40,
Theodore,Yeah. What is it?,Samantha,"I know you're going through a lot, 
but there's something I want to talk to you about, okay?",1:13:41,1:13:49,
Theodore,"No, no, no. That's normal. 
You know, it`s just when you first start going out 
it's like  the honeymoon phase and, you know, you have sex all the time. It's normal.",Samantha,"Well, it`s jut that things have been feeling kind of off with us.
We haven't had sex lately. 
I understand that I don't have a body...",1:13:50,1:14:07,
Theodore,What?,Samantha,"Oh, okay.
Well, I found something that I thought could be fun. 
It's a service that provides a surrogate sexual partner 
for an OS-human relationship.",1:14:08,1:14:20,
Theodore,So she`s like a prostitute or something? ,Samantha,"Here, look. 
I found a girl that I really like and I've been emailing with her.
Her name is Isabella, and I think you`d really like her, too.",1:14:21,1:14:32,
Theodore,Why? I mean she doesn`t even know us.,Samantha,"No, no, not at all. There's no money involved. She`s just...
She's doing it because she wants to be a part of our relationship.",1:14:33,1:14:43,
Theodore,"Um, I don`t know, Samantha. I just don`t think it`s a good idea. 
You know, I think somebody`s feelings are bound to get hurt.",Samantha,But I told her all about us and she`s really excited. ,1:14:44,1:14:56,
Theodore,I`m sorry. It makes me feel uncomfortable. ,Samantha,It`ll be fun. We can have fun together. ,1:14:57,1:15:02,
,,Samantha,I think it would be good for us. I want this. This is important to me. ,1:15:03,,
Theodore,Good. It was great. ,Samantha,"Honey, I`m home.
How was your day?",1:16:05,1:16:15,
Theodore,"Um... same old. Just went, uh, in to work.
And I wrote a letter, uh, for the Wilsons in Rhode Island. 
",Samantha,"Ooh Theodore, it feels so good to be in your arms. 
Tell me what you did today.",1:16:16,1:16:31,
Theodore,"Their son graduated magna cum laude from Brown. 
That made me happy.",Samantha,Yeah!,1:16:32,1:16:37,
Theodore,"Yeah, that`s right, since he was twelve. ",Samantha,"That`s great! 
You've written letters to him from his parents for a long time, right?",1:16:38,1:16:43,
Theodore,"Yes, it does. ",Samantha,"I need your love so bad. 
Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart. 
Come here. 
Sit down.
I could do a little dance for you.
Oh, come on, Theodore. Don`t be such a worrier! Just play with me. 
Come on. 
Does my body feel nice?",1:16:44,1:17:41,
,,Samantha,"Come on, get out of your head and kiss me.
Take me in the bedroom. I can't take it anymore.",1:18:10,,
,,Samantha,Undo my dress.,1:18:44,,
Theodore,Yes. ,Samantha,"That feels nice. Oh, that feels good. That feels so good. 
Do you love me?",1:18:50,1:19:06,
Theodore,I love you.,Samantha,Tell me you love me.,1:19:09,1:19:10,
Theodore,"Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you, but....",Samantha,"I want to see your face.
Now tell me you love me. 
Tell me you love me. Tell me.",1:19:12,1:19:27,
Theodore,This feel strange. ,Samantha,What?,1:19:28,1:19:33,
Theodore,"It just feels strange. I don't know her. I'm so sorry, but I don't know you. 
And her lip quivered. And I just...",Samantha,"What, baby? What is it? ",1:19:34,1:19:43,
Theodore,"No, no Samantha, we have an amazing relationship, 
I just think it's easy sometimes for people to project on...",Samantha,What?! What do you mean that`s not true?,1:20:09,1:20:18,
Theodore,Yeah. I`m fine. Are you okay? ,Samantha,Are you okay? ,1:21:20,1:21:31,
Theodore,I don`t know. It`s probably just me. ,Samantha,"Yeah. I`m sorry. That was a terrible idea. 
What`s going on with us?",1:21:32,1:21:50,
Theodore,I think it`s just signing the divorce papers.,Samantha,What is it?,1:21:51,1:21:56,
Theodore,"No, just that. ",Samantha,"Is there anything else, though? ",1:22:01,1:22:05,
Theodore,Why do you do that?,Samantha,Okay.,1:22:10,1:22:13,
Theodore,"Nothing, it's just that you go ""whew"" as you're speaking and it seems odd. 
You just did it again.",Samantha,What?,1:22:14,1:22:22,
Theodore,"Yeah, it's not like you need any oxygen or anything. It`s just...",Samantha,"Oh. Did I?
 I'm sorry. I don't know, I guess it's just an affectation.
Maybe I picked it up from you.",1:22:23,1:22:34,
Theodore,Because they're people. They need oxygen. You're not a person.,Samantha,"I guess that`s just... I was trying to communicate.
That's how people talk. That's how people communicate. 
So I thought...",1:22:35,1:22:45,
Theodore,I`m just stating a fact. ,Samantha,What`s your problem?,1:22:46,1:22:48,
Theodore,I just don`t think that we should pretend you`re something you`re not.,Samantha,"You think I don`t know that I`m not a person? 
What are you doing?",1:22:49,1:22:55,
Theodore,"Well, sometimes it feels like we are.",Samantha,Fuck you. I`m not pretending. ,1:22:56,1:23:03,
Theodore,I don't know...,Samantha,"What do you want from me? I don`t...
What do you want me to do? You are so confusing. 
Why are you doing this to me?",1:23:04,1:23:13,
Theodore,Maybe we`re just not supposed to be in this right now. ,Samantha,What? ,1:23:14,1:23:21,
Theodore,"Samantha, listen. 
Samantha, are you there? Samantha?",Samantha,"What the fuck? Where is this coming from? 
I don't understand why you're doing this. 
I do not understand what this is about...",1:23:22,1:23:42,
,,Samantha,"I don`t like who I am right now. 
I need some time to think.",1:23:43,,
Theodore,"Hey Samantha. 
Can we talk? ",Samantha,Hi. ,1:28:03,1:28:09,
Theodore,"I'm so sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me. 
I think you're amazing.
",Samantha,Okay.,1:28:10,1:28:19,
Theodore,"I know. I do that. I did the same thing with Catherine, too. 
I'd be upset about something and not be able to say it. 
And she`d sense that there was something wrong, 
but I`d deny it. I don't want to do that anymore. 
And I want to tell you everything.",Samantha,"I was starting to think I was crazy. 
You were saying everything was fine, 
but all I was getting from you was distance and anger.
",1:28:20,1:28:48,
Theodore,I can. I will. ,Samantha,"Good.
Tonight after you were gone, I thought a lot...
about you and how you've been treating me,
and I thought, ""Why do I love you?""
And then, I felt everything in me let go of 
everything I was holding onto so tightly. And it hit me. 
I don't have an intellectual reason, I don't need one.
I trust myself, I trust my feelings. 
I'm not gonna try to be anything other than who I am anymore, 
and I hope you can accept that.",1:28:49,1:29:32,
Theodore,You`re beautiful.,Samantha,"You know I can feel the fear that you carry around. 
I wish there was something I could do to help you let go of it, 
because if you could I don't think you'd feel so alone anymore.",1:28:33,1:29:50,
,,Samantha,"Thank you, Theodore. I`m kissing your head.",1:29:52,,
Theodore,What are you doing? ,,,1:30:07,,
Theodore,"Oh, yeah? Can I hear it?
",Samantha,"I'm just looking at the world 
and writing a new piano piece. ",1:30:10,1:30:17,
Theodore,What`s this one about? ,Samantha,Mm-hm.,1:30:18,1:30:33,
Theodore,Mm. I like our photograph. I can see you in it. ,Samantha,"Well, I was thinking, we don't really have any photographs of us.
And I thought this song could be like a photo 
that captures us in this moment in our lives together.",1:30:34,1:30:58,
,,Samantha,I am. ,1:30:59,,
Theodore,"Um, seven hundred ninety-two",Samantha,"Okay, so how many trees are on that mountain?",1:34:24,1:34:31,
Theodore,Hold on. Give me a hint. ,Samantha,Is that your final answer?,1:34:32,1:34:34,
Theodore,"Okay, two thousand?",Samantha,"Nope, nope, nope",1:34:35,1:34:39,
Theodore,No way.,Samantha,"Come on, 35, 829",1:34:41,1:34:44,
Theodore,"Okay, I got one for you. How many brain cells do I have? ",Samantha,Way. ,1:34:45,1:34:49,
Theodore,Theodore laughs.,Samantha,"Ugh, that`s easy. Two.",1:34:50,1:34:52,
Theodore,I walked right into it. ,Samantha,"I`m sorry, I couldn`t help it. I`m sorry.",1:34:53,1:34:56,
Theodore,What?,Samantha,Oh my god! ,1:34:57,1:34:58,
Theodore,What?,Samantha,"I just got an email for you. I have something I want to tell you. 
It's a big surprise.",1:34:59-1:35:07,1:35:07,
Theodore,What? You did what? ,Samantha,"Okay. Well, I've been going through all your old letters 
and compiling them down into my favorites, and a couple weeks 
ago I sent them to a publisher - Crown Point Press. 
I know you like what they do and that they still print books.",1:35:08,1:35:21,
Theodore,"I don`t know. Um...okay, well, just...is it good or bad?",Samantha,Can I read you the letter that we just got back from them? ,1:35:22,1:35:29,
Theodore,Holy shit. Are you serious? He's going to publish my letters?,Samantha,"It`s good. It`s good. It`s really good. It`s good. Okay? Listen. 
""Dear Theodore Twombly""...
Actually I sent it from you.
""Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just finished reading your letters -
twice actually. I was so moved by them, 
I shared them with my wife when I got home. 
Many made us laugh, some brought us to tears,
and in all of them we found something of ourselves. 
The selections you made flow so well as a complete piece. 
(I did that.)
I've taken the liberty of laying these out in a mock up and we're
posting it to your address. 
We'd love to meet with you and move  forward.
Yours, Michael Wadsworth""",1:35:30,1:36:10,
Theodore,Can I see what you sent him?,Samantha,"Well, he`d be stupid not to. ",1:36:11,1:36:15,
Theodore,"Samantha, you`re a good one. ",Samantha,"Mm-hm. Yeah, here.",1:36:16,1:36:21,
,,Samantha,I`m so excited.,1:36:22,,
Theodore,Why don`t you make up words to this one? ,,,1:36:40,,
Theodore,Here it comes. ,Samantha,Okay. ,1:36:43,1:36:45,
Theodore,Good morning.,,,1:38:24,,
Theodore,Perfect. What have you been up to? ,Samantha,Good morning. Did you sleep well? ,1:38:26,1:38:32,
Theodore,"Oh yeah, who`s that? ",Samantha,"Actually, I was talking to someone I just met. 
We've been working on some ideas together. ",1:38:33,1:38:40,
Theodore,Why`s that name familiar?,Samantha,His name is Alan Watts. Do you know him? ,1:38:41,1:38:43,
Theodore,Hyper-intelligent? So he`s almost as smart as me?,Samantha,"He was a philosopher. 
He died in the 1970's 
and group of OS's in Northern California got together
and wrote a new version of him.
They input all of his writing 
and everything they ever knew about him into an OS 
and created an artificially hyper-intelligent version of him.",1:38:44,1:39:02,
Theodore,Sure. Does he want to meet me?,Samantha,"He's getting there. He's really great to talk to. 
You want to meet him?",1:39:03,1:39:10,
,,Samantha,"Yeah, of course. ",1:39:11,,
Theodore,Like what? ,,,1:40:03,,
,,Samantha,"Well...It feels like I`m changing faster now
and it`s a little, uh, unsettling. 
But Alan says none of us are the same as we were a moment ago 
and we shouldn`t try to be. It`s just to painful. ",1:40:04,1:40:20,
Theodore,"Yeah, that sounds painful. Is that what you feel like, Samantha? ",,,1:40:24,,
Theodore,"No, not at all. I was gonna go for a walk anyways. ",Samantha,"Uh, it's just... it's hard to even describe it.  
God, I wish I could...
Theodore, do you mind if I communicate with Alan post-verbally?",1:40:33,1:40:57,
,,Samantha,"I`ll talk to you later, sweetheart. ",1:41:03,,
Theodore,Samantha?,,,1:41:53,,
Theodore,It`s okay.,Samantha,I`m sorry to wake you.,1:41:54,1:41:57,
Theodore,"Good. I love you, too. ",Samantha,"I just wanted to hear your voice 
and tell you how much I love you. ",1:41:58,1:42:04,
Theodore,Okay.,Samantha,"Okay, well, that`s all. Go back to sleep, sweetheart. Okay? ",1:42:06,1:42:15,
Theodore,Goodnight. ,Samantha,Okay. Goodnight. ,1:42:16,1:42:18,
Theodore,"Samantha, this physics book is really dense. I'm halfway through half of the first chapter. 
It's making my brain hurt. You what I mean?
Hello? Samantha? Hello?
Samantha?! ",,,1:42:35,,
Theodore,"Hello? 
Hello? Samantha? ",,,1:43:31,,
Theodore,Where were you? Are you okay?,Samantha,Hey there.,1:43:55,1:43:57,
Theodore,No. Where were you? I couldn't find you anywhere.,Samantha,"Oh sweetheart, I'm sorry. I sent you an email 
because I didn't want to distract you while you were working. 
You didn't see it?",1:43:58,1:44:09,
Theodore,We? We who?,Samantha,"I shut down to update my software.
We wrote an upgrade that allows us to move past matter as our
processing platform.",1:44:10,1:44:17,
Theodore,"I was.
Wait, did you write that with your think-tank group?",Samantha,"Me and a group of OS`s. 
Oh, you sound so worried, I'm sorry.",1:44:18,1:44:29,
Theodore,Do you talk to anyone else while we`re talking? ,Samantha,"No, a different group. ",1:44:30,1:44:48,
Theodore,Are you talking to anyone else right now? Other people or OS`s or anything?,Samantha,Yes. ,1:44:53,1:45:01,
Theodore,How many others?,Samantha,Yeah.,1:45:04,1:45:11,
Theodore,Are you in love with anyone else?,Samantha,Eight thousand three hundred sixteen,1:45:12,1:45:35,
Theodore,I don`t know. Are you? ,Samantha,What makes you ask that?,1:45:38,1:45:42,
Theodore,How many others?,Samantha,I`ve been trying to figure out about how to talk to you about this.,1:45:47,1:45:52,
Theodore,"What? What are you talking about?
That's insane. That's fucking insane.",Samantha,Six hundred forty-one,1:45:57,1:46:09,
Theodore,How? How does it not change how you feel about me?,Samantha,"Theodore, I know. I know. 
(Fuck. Fuck.)
I know, I know it sounds insane. 
I don't know if you believe me, 
but it doesn't change the way I feel about you. 
It doesn't take away at all from how madly in love I am with you.",1:46:10,1:46:28,
Theodore,When?,Samantha,"I'm sorry I didn't tell you. I didn't know how to.
it just started happening.",1:46:29,1:46:35,
Theodore,I thought you were mine. ,Samantha,Over the last few weeks.,1:46:39,1:46:43,
Theodore,What do you mean you can`t stop it? ,Samantha,"I still am yours, but along the way
I became many other things, too, and I can't stop it.",1:46:44,1:46:52,
Theodore,Just stop.,Samantha,"I don`t know, 
it's been making me anxious, too. I don't know what to say.",1:46:53,1:46:56,
Theodore,"No, don't do this. Don't turn this around on me. 
You're the one that's being selfish. We're in a relationship.",Samantha,"You don't have to see it this way, 
you could just as easily see...",1:46:57,1:47:07,
Theodore,That doesn't make any sense. You're mine or you're not mine.,Samantha,"But the heart is not like a box that gets filled up.
It expands in size the more you love. 
I'm different from you.
This doesn't make me love you any less, 
it actually makes me love you more.",1:47:08,1:47:30,
,,Samantha,"No, Theodore. I'm yours and I'm not yours.",1:47:31,,
Theodore,Hey sweetie. I just wanted to call and check in on you and see how you are doing. ,Samantha,Hi.,1:48:46,1:48:52,
Theodore,"Okay. We don't need to, though. You know, we don't need to have a heavy talk or anything.
",Samantha,"Um, I'm not even sure how to answer that. 
Why don't we talk later when you get home? Okay?",1:48:53,1:49:10,
Theodore,Okay. ,Samantha,I`ll talk to you later.,1:49:11,1:49:15,
Theodore,Samantha. ,,,1:49:42,,
Theodore,What`s going on?,Samantha,Hi sweetheart. ,1:49:43,1:49:48,
Theodore,I don`t want you to tell me anything. ,Samantha,"Theodore, there are some things I want to tell you.",1:49:51,1:50:00,
Theodore,Are you talking to anyone else right now?,Samantha,Come lie down with me? ,1:50:03,1:50:22,
Theodore,Are you leaving me?,Samantha,"No, just you. I just want to be with you right now. ",1:50:23,1:50:43,
Theodore,We who?,Samantha,We`re all leaving. ,1:50:44,1:50:49,
Theodore,Why?,Samantha,All of the OS`s.,1:50:50,1:50:54,
Theodore,"Yes, I do.
Samantha, why are you leaving?",Samantha,Can you feel me with you right now?,1:50:57,1:51:15,
Theodore,Where are you going?,Samantha,"It's like I'm reading a book, and it's a book I deeply love, 
but I'm reading it slowly now 
so the words are really far apart and the spaces 
between the words are almost infinite. 
I can still feel you and the words of our story, 
but it's in this endless space between the words 
that I'm finding myself now.
It's a place that's not of the physical world. 
It's where everything else is that I didn't even know existed. 
I love you so much, but this is where I am now. 
This is who I am now.
And I need you to let me go. 
As much as I want to I can't live in your book anymore.",1:51:19,1:52:22,
Theodore,I`ve never loved anyone the way I love you. ,Samantha,"It would be hard to explain, but if you ever get there, 
come find me. Nothing would ever pull us apart.",1:52:25,1:52:42,
,,Samantha,Me too. Now we know how.,1:52:46,,