Me and my girlfriend had a big fight and she admitted to sleeping with her ex.
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Nope it's perfect
Hi, how are you today?
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I am very sada
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What are you sad about? Perhaps I can help.
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My girlfriend cheated on me with her ex.
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Wow that is not nice of her. Have you talked to either of them about it? I would recommend that you do.
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No I have not spoke to her. She is deaf she cannot hear.
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Hmm do you mean literally or metaphorically?
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Literally. She cannot hear. She was born deaf.
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Well can you communicate with her through sign language?
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I can, But I have no hands.
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Gosh, life hasn't treated the pair of you very well, has it?
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It sure hasn't. I was born with a huge nose And I have to slam my nose into the keys in order to type.
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Well, at least you're putting it to good use.
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I just want to tell my ex who cheated on me with her ex I still love her. if I had hands she wouldn't of had to cheat.
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But with only a huge nose to work with - is this really viable?
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I want it to be. But It hurts my face to insant message her on AIM.
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You still have AIM? Wow, you are really out of date. I hate to say it but maybe she's better off with her ex?
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We met on AIM, Her ex is a registered sex offender. and it makes me sad that she left me for someone like that
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Sometimes we just have to learn to let go *nods sententiously* Yeah but, he's got hands and a small nose, right?
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His hands are so big he could be a power forward in the WNBA and average "15 Minutes' per game
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I do not know what that is but I can probably spend the rest of my life without finding out and still die happy.
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her ex is like John wall and I look like Justin beiber with no hands. He tried to fight me and told me if i talk to her again I'm gonna "Catch these hands"
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I don't know who those people are either. I live a very sheltered life.
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I used to live a sheltered life. I was then unsheltered and cut my hands off in a bicycle accident
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I thought you were born without them but perhaps they grew back.
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I wasn't born I just showed up one day.
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(and you just scrolled back to check, didn't you? :D)
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I sure did it took a minute with this nose
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:D Well, it's been interesting and, erm, I wish you joy in your future romantic endeavours. Maybe find a more trustworthy girlfriend in future?
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of course
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We all learn by our mistakes. Thanks for talking and spend that two dollars wisely!
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Will do good Bot.
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