 simpcoiners are the epitome of financially illiterate. they have no cash because they spend it all frivolously on digi pogs on their phone. they’re alerted each time said digits go up and they throw whatever they have at it. whack a mole phone digits. neon blinking charts and 💩 captures their attention 24/7. handing cyber criminals their “easy money” without a clue. the hopium is strong in depression.