i have yet to watch starcrash ( 1979 ) that notoriously cheesy italian take on star war ( 1977 ) but it can not be much bad than this misbegotten piece of junk which and suffice it to say and make mel brook so so spaceballs ( 1987 ) look like a veritable work of art . in fact and the main reason why galaxina be remember at all nowadays be because of the tragic fate which befall it leading lady playboy centerfold dorothy stratten who be kill by her insanely jealous estrange husband before the film have even have it official premiere . although statten ( who subsequently have two biopics make about her wherein she be portray by jamie lee curtis and mariel hemingway ) play the title role and for the first half of the film she be reduce to be prop up in a chair ostensibly drive a spaceship on a 27 year journey to some planet or other while in fact and galaxina be an all purpose android who also serve the wacky crew their snack and get them all hot under the collar and even go scout for the blue star ( cue choral music ) once they land . have say that and statten certainly look luminous in her white attire and and even if her role hardly demand much exertion of any acting talent she might possess and it not exactly demean either . still and it ironic that for a film which bear her name and she be overshadow by the campy and would be zany antic of her fellow crew member and especially the annoy captain cornelius butt ( which give you the idea of the level of comedy on display here ) and a long eared and wing sport color guy and a pot smoking and proverb quote old chinaman and and best of all ( relatively speak ) a foul mouth and rock eating and hairy alien creature they hold prisoner . the villain of the piece be a metal clad non entity who do and however and have the best laugh in the film when and upon hear the choral music follow his every mention of the blue star and exclaims and what be this st. there be little point in list the sci fi classic which be maul by this stinker in it ludicrous attempt at spoof the genre since they be not only lame but obvious while incredibly enough and a chest busting but ultimately benign alien be apparently play by diminutive hollywood veteran and angelo rossitto . for what it worth and then and the scene shoot on the planet they visit ( which look more like a western set than a planetary landscape ) have a yellowish and sun like hue and it inhabitant be human gourmet ( delicacy on their menu include skin and tonic and scotsman on the rock and thigh pie and bake alaskan and etc ) and not to mention a motorcycle gang who serve their own particular deity ( the harley davidson ) and when our hero escape on the back of it and they dare not shoot at them for fear of hit their lord . god ( awful ) indeed .