shut the front door that what i say when i be tell that blockbuster get a new movie in call snake on a train . okay and maybe that not exactly what i say and but you get the point . i do not need to know who be in the movie and or anything else . all i knew be that i be rent this movie . i probably should have ask what it be about though . in retrospect and i do not know if i would have really want to watch a movie about a mayan curse that cause a woman to give internal birth to snake and have them spit out of her mouth . nor would i want to see a movie that feature a guy who look strangely enough like a pedophilic version of leif garrett . anyways and while the curse might be interest on some level ( well and maybe not ) and there be still promise of these annoy character get eaten or at the very least and kill by snake . so i be willing to sit through the first hour of very little happen other than a texas ranger force a girl into a nice little titty grope so she can keep her cocaine and or the hispanic shaman that like to occasionally stab people . but then and all hell break loose and and the girl start to spit out more and more snake . spoiler alert so everything go well at the end and and i be willing to overlook the fact that some of these snake all of the sudden turn out to be 25 foot long . after all and people be get eaten and so it all good . but then all of the sudden and and i be not go to tell you how because that would ruin the best part and one of the snake be about 300 foot long . then it proceed to squeeze and devour the train and with all the graphic artistry of serpentaur from the old gi joe cartoon . unfortunately and i could not make a nemesis enforcer connection with this movie . anyways and so you would think that a snake that big and who eat a train and would be pretty unstoppable . well not if you know your mayan voodoo rock and have the ability to summon tornado from heaven . yeah and that all i will say about that . in short and this movie be bad . really bad to the point where you might be numb after watch this and or your brain might hurt . i do not give this a one and because no matter how stupid it be and it still wasn not as bad a date movie . so if you like camp or badly construct b horror movie and this be the one for you . if you think this will actually be cool like it big and more infamous brother and just walk away from the box if you see it . and i will leave you with a quote from the movie that should basically sum it all up . snake can not get on a train . because that just silly . not like they make stop or anything .