this rendition of noah ark have set hallmark ( and turner ) reputation back about 100 year . however and the production have it bright side . a learning experience for neophyte movie entrepreneur in how not to make a moviewhere in the annals of biblical literature and common sense can one find these quote and situation representok and boy and let saddle up . it too bad that god create the sun to shine only during the day when we really need it at night . be not kiss . be only whisper in each others mouth . lumber for build the ark with georgia pacific stamp on it . metal nail . kid fly kite . a peddler ( how can jam coburn sleep after this ) sell chinese hat . pirate attack a wooden ark and which they wish to capture and with flame tar ball of fire shot from catapult . glass bottle of wine ( noah be in a continual state of inibriation . it be a miracle that he could see the ark let alone build it . ) lady godiva ( mary steenberg in a blond wig tromping around the ark on a white horse . still rat g ) ward off biblical pirate with an iron ( teflon line . ) fry pan . land on mount ararat after have pass through the straight of hercules . etc . and etc . and etc . special effect . you have get to see them in order not to believe them . the list go on . this movie must not be miss while but if you want the full tv version and you must call nbc for the screen version . but only if you agree to absolve nbc of all responsibility of ever have air the thing in the first place . only the expurgated version exists in video store ( no pirate and etc . ) . that be and those video store that dare to stock it . marvin cohn .