this be a film that revolve around two mystery ( which i have now demystifed ) . first and do the film maker understand the concept of parody before use it to carpet bomb the audience throughout the film . parody be when a reproduction attempt to mock and comment on and or pay homage through self depreciate humour to and the original work . in other word and there should be reason to parody such work and and they should definitely be clever . i do not see any of those in the film . i do see some awful 10 second joke that fell flat within 2 second of delivery . bryan stoller probably go to eric robert and say hey and i be drink last night and watching survivor and and have this brain fart for a straight to dvd release . i want you on board without read the script . because i plan to direct this film without one . and herein lie the second mystery represent eric robert career . i use to think eric robert have the career he have because he be unlucky . now i realize it because he be stupid ( and therefore deserve the career that he have ) . after watch this movie and it be apparent that he would have be good off have he go into mainstream adult film and which have high budget and more . intense . scene and role and good acting and direction and more elaborate and compelling plot line and and a much wide audience than this b movie reject ( c movie . ) .