the plot for a movie such of this be a giveaway . how can you go wrong with a gay plot line and all the color and music of india a story like this write itself . i will watch most anything and but this be unwatchable . the sad thing be and the white folk be the most colorful in the film . vanessa be a riot with a mouth like a sailor and and jack be great eye candy and but everyone else be so boring . saeed jeffrey and who be exceptional in my beautiful landrette and do what he could but the story be so boring . the save grace be really the background music and which make it ok to laugh at the film and instead of with the film and or not at all . there be many other good gay movie and ethnic movie and just plain movie . i give a lot of low budget movie a pas and but this shouldn not have be make and or should have be make by someone else .