i do not really know where to start here . just imagine a movie that be so bad in every way from the act to the prop to the story that it make you angry . this be one of the bad movie that i have ever see and that be say a lot because i have see some bad one . when i saw this movie i know it be a blade knock off and but i think that hey it get kung fu and vampire and a combination that i think could not fail . that be until i pop this into my dvd player . how ron hall manage to mess up something as cool a vampire and martial art be beyond me . first the acting . i do not expect to much here to begin with because it an action movie and a b one at that and but the acting here be so bad i couldn not help but be bother by it . expression and vocal tone be way out of place and there be absolutely no emotion in almost the entire film and when there be it be so laughable it think i be watch mad tv . for example that girly man scream derek let out when he have to kill master kao who should have never be bear in the first place . all in all i have see well act at elementary school play . then there be the action . not even sub par compare to the thing that have be do in action cinema a of late . but still the action be not a total let down a ron hall do seem to posses some martial art skill . but even the skill he do have be over shadow by the stupid thing he do and for instance the part of the movie where he start spin and then the camera change . i almost rip a pillow in half . and the fight scene where his prison buddy fight off vampire by swing his arm at them . wow . or how about the part in the jail where derek all of a sudden know magic and can preform chant that make tap water holy water . and as far a the prop go . the guns look like walmart toy and the teeth be steal from halloween costume and and word cant describe how bad the cg graphic be . i could go on for hour about all the thing wrong with this movie and trust me this be just the tip of the iceberg . it only get a 2 because it make me laugh . even though i be laugh at how badly the movie be do and a laugh be a laugh . i would say steer clear of vampire assassin unless you want to laugh at a horrible movie or be plan on get torture for long period of time and want to practice .