i be give this movie vampire assassins a 2 rating mainly because it have no sex or nudity . other than that and i be not sure why it be ever make . it be more like a training exercise in how to make a movie with a very limited budget . the character derek and slovak be the best actor . they be follow closely by the biker dude with the pleather pant and silver belt . he be ok too . most of the movie be film in some kind of distribution warehouse . if you get tire of watch the kung fu kick boxing stunt and you can check out the package of scott tissue and windex and other cleaning product . you will have a lot of time to do this and trust me . i almost start to make a list . the dialogue and kung fu stunt be extremely slow . they talk slow and fought slow and etc . i do not know why . at least with the extra slow delivery of the actor line and you could hear everything very distinctly . i be try hard to find good stuff to say about this movie . we watch it all the way to the end to see if get any good and but it do not . we never could decide if the actor really know martial art or be just act like they know martial art . you can watch yourself and decide . my favorite line be something like ( vampire speakingpositive . what be you look at . other man respond represent your bad dental work .