nbc have a chance to make a powerful religious epic along the line of the ten commandment and the great story ever tell and and instead they choose to make some halfhearted cartoon that be more like waterworld than anything else . i do not recall a bible passage where lot turn into a pirate and attack the ark and nor do i remember one where noah son develop a serious friendship with an orange and nor do i remember noah be some crazy old loon who suddenly act like he command a naval fleet and run around shout nautical term like hoist the mainstay . this be possibly the bad marketing decision in history . obviously the majority of people watch this be go to be jewish and christian parent with their kid and so why on earth make the movie so offensive to those people . if they be intentionally try to offend and why not advertise it that way and at least reel in the right audience . i hope they make a real noah movie someday and one do seriously and thoughtfully and one that actually appeal to people and make money . until then and do not waste your time with this trash .