i have spend a year deploy in iraq and and amongst the hundred of movie i have see here be this little gem call vampire assassin . judging from the cover ( african american with corn row with a curve blade and leather coat and the demeanor of a badass ) and i expect a blade rip off . fair enough . so i pop it in and observe a borderlined overweight african american with no blade and no cornrows and and well and nothing at all really except . i do not know . if you have read any of these other review and you get the gist of the flick . it suck . bad . really bad . i do not know if it be the highlander esquire lightning after kill an immortal vampire and or the karate kick sound effect for camera zoom and or the twenty dollar budget on prop and or the ok and we have 90 minute to film this before be catch film in a johnson and johnson parking lot and or the martial art that be a excite and fast pace a two old people have sex and or the 7th grade act talent and or the eccentric asian master who either senial or on acid and or what and but the movie manage to force you to question your existence . and that awesome . not many movie can be so bad that your head will explode like scanner . if you heckle ( or mst3k ) with your friend and this be the flick for you . i have see it three time already and and i think it might have cause permanent damage on my psyche . if you still do not have any clue a to the quality of the film and people be try to give it away for free and no one would take it . not even by force . long story short and watch it . either a masochistic pleasure or punishment . it will rock your skull ( and for the most part and for all the wrong reason ) .