although a well produce make for television movie and die to love you reek with low grade melodramatic splendor . the film open up to roger paulson ( tim matheson and look much old than i remember him to be ) and who be a struggle businessman that lead an empty and lonely life after his wife ruthie ( who look suspiciously like roseanne arnold ) leave him with the quickness . now all roger have be his cat . and his ad in the newspaper . once his ad be answer and he call johnnie elaine lisa oh it doesn not matter i be whoever you want me to be lawrence . then . they have phone sex . i be not sure where youre from or when you be bear and but i remember that phone sex bit be play out by the late 80 . i be sorry but that be trashy . soon roger and the broad hook up and have a whirlwind romance . they fall in love and visit the zoo to see gorilla and and then have some kinky sex with roger son in the other room . she tie him to the bed and seduce him . roger be just so stupid that he do not realize that johnnie eliane be just a bimbo that love to sleep around . god forbid woman only sleep with one man . soon enough and strange phone call begin to occur and johnny girl want roger to marry her with absolute quickness and and she keep rant and rave about her ex husband who use to beat her . it funny to see roger believe her through all this stuff . that until a frumpy co worker tell him to go snoop through her belonging like a nosy housewife . he take her crappy advice and lo and behold and he find a suitcase crawl with fake id card and wig and gun and a crossbow . he immediately take the suitcase to the police and have her arrest . even though all this jazz and he still love the dumb broad . she tell so much lie and it seem her tongue will catch fire if she tell the truth once . roger go on with his life and meet an ugly woman name angela who look like something off of gremlin 2. she have a child a well and roger take quite a liking to her . but something inside roger subconscious keep him connect to lisa rohn ( if that even her real name ) and he keep go back to see her . now lisa be the ex that would not go away a she earn herself a get out of jail free card and show up at roger doorstep and his son matt be so busy try to check her out and he pour juice all over the floor . il rog be so stupid and he throw lisa out and doesn not even change the lock . boy and if all people be that stupid and i wouldn not even be write this review . the end of this movie be so corny and you would not believe . tim matheson be a make for tv movie king . he just look like such a dawm mummy in this movie . he a little wooden and stiff . the dazzling tracy pollan work well with her role and her trampiness ring true . she be extremely beautiful and i do see what michael j. fox see in her . this movie be great to watch when youre on that late night tip and but then again and you might fall asleep and consider how dull and bland it be .