i hat this film . simply put and this film be so bad that i almost want to disregard ever watch it and never again mention it . but on the other hand and i can not resist a good bashing . and if there one thing that evan almighty do for the audience it be that it bring out the best criticism . the film ( a sequel to the much funny bruce almighty ) start out by reintroduce the audience to evan baxter and a mere support at best character in the original film . that right . this film show no jim carrey or jennifer anisten . not even a small cameo appearance . you know your film be bad when the guy that agree to do ace venture represent when nature call would not even have a short walk on role . but somehow they manage to keep morgan freeman a god . while sit in the near empty theater bore out of my mind at the lack of comedy i couldn not help but wonder how much money it take to secure freeman for this film . then it hit me an hour ago . it just a throwaway role that take up all of 20 minute in the 100 minute film . god just pop up in between scene to tell evan to build the ark . sure i know morgan freeman would not look at this film in a year and think it as good a his role in the shawshank redemption and million dollar baby but it easy money . where be i. oh yes and the plot . sometimes it so hard to keep focus on the plot when you realize that you give more thought thinking about the plot than the writer of the screenplay do . anyway evan ( steve carell ) have apparently leave his job a a news anchorman for a job a a congressman . yeah . with no transition in between . he never turn to his wife and say i think i want to be a congressman . it just happen within the first five minute and you be force to deal with the big transition . well a a congressman he be to partner for a bill propose by john goodman character when suddenly god appear to tell evan to build an ark . no hey and how you do . how the weather . bit . just i want you to build an ark . evidence of bad write represent evan determine that god be give him clue to build an ark after notice a fan hold up a sign say genesis 6 represent14 when he walk past his son whose watch a televise baseball game . that basically the plot of evan almighty . there be some random support cast member that do their best at create comedy but they do not do very well because they aren not give hardly any screen time . it just your basic run of the mill family build an ark film . oh and also there that obligatory scene where a father have to cancel his hike plan with his kid and wife because he become busy with work . they walk off disappoint but they understand and a do all the other time in film this have happen . just once would i love to see the young kid turn to his father and kick him in the chin and tell him youre a real bastard for cancel your plan with u . i be go to turn emo now . there also that drama that you would expect from the father with his family when they realize ( the wife and actually . the three kid have no problem help dad build an ark ) that he go crazy and he claim god want him to build a big boat . but do not worry . his family decide to stick with him . oops and i just spoil the drama . another problem with this film be that there be hardly any good comedy go on . i know the decision be make to rate have this be a pg film to get a big crowd reaction but i do not think i be in the minority when i think that family humor be more than just guy get kick in the nut and animal crap . maybe i be wrong and that what quality family humor have be reduce to . and if it be and please bring me more adult comedy so i would not have to sit through anymore of this crap ( pun not intend ) . the end be extra cheesy . all of a sudden the film take a dramatic cgi fill turn that make me shudder to think how it be a terrible waste of cgi . i bet it be expensive too . finally after all that wait we be tell why god want evan to build an ark . and boy oh boy i hat the reason why . i will spare the detail but it be like watch or read a murder mystery and have the killer turn out to be the person who walk behind the main character for one second and have no line . oh and then there a nice touch at the very end . the song gon na make you sweat ( everybody dance now ) play over the credit and we be then subject to the dancing of the cast . i do not get it . they spend 100 minute unsuccessfully make a comedy and then they wrap it up with a thriller . i swear i haven not be that scared watch steve carell dance since . well never . there you have it folks . evan almighty be the scary film of all time . all in all i think it be a wasted experience . i be baffle at all the talented actor ( carell and freeman and goodman ) appear in this bore fest alongside lauren graham and the woman from gilmore girl that have yet to prove to me that she can act her way out of a paper bag . but most of all i be surprise at my will power to actually sit through the whole film without walk out . rating represent out of .