sometimes when i hear an a list cast will be bunch up together for 2 hour in a movie i hope and and pray that it be good and not for the sake of my 10 buck or 2 hour and but for the sake of these actor career . in the case of be cool and everything go to waste . in the beginning of the film john travolta ( aka chili palmer ) and a music executive play by james wood be drive in a car talk about movie sequel and and how most aren not good . if you look pass the fact that this scene be shoot the same way quentin tarrantino film his car scene in pulp fiction and and listen to the dialogue you can not help but ponder whether this be 1 ) a disclaimer to the audience that this movie be go to suck and or 2 ) an attempt to get the audience laughing at the sheer humor of 2 people talk about sequel in a sequel . oh the irony . ( in case you be wonder and choice 1 be correct . ) the cool and slick chili palmer from the first and good film get shorty be revive to play a mobster go music business pro . he steal a young hot singer ( christina milian ) from her ghetto pimp out jewish manager ( vince vaughn ) and and turn her into a singing sensation . of course a movie about an ex mobster can never be complete without new mobster cause havoc . this time around the mobster of choice be russian and play by american actor who can not act russian if my entire family hit them upside the head with their russian bare hand . a a russian i wasn not so much offend by the way this film portray russian and but instead a a writer i be more offended by the horrible dialogue . this film try too hard to get the audience to laugh . it turn potentially good line into a redundancy . the russian and black and and gay joke be the same one only reword a couple of hundred time . after call the rock character a f ( he play a gay bodyguard to vince vaughn ) and and cedric the entertainerer character a n ( he play a black rapper with an entourage who threaten those who do not play his track with gun ) i want to walk out of the movie theater and because it be painful to sit through . if this be get shorty none of this would have even need to be in the film to build up drama and or a really bad laugh . what lack in this film that do not in get shorty be chili hot spicey attitude . he a completely different person in this sequel . for one thing the old chili would have have more dialogue . john travolta doesn not have more than 20 speak line in be cool and because he be out stag by the repetitive line and and the hundred and two cameo appearance by the most random celebrity . i would not ruin the shock by reveal all of the cameo for those who actually plan to see this movie ( please dont . ) and but i will say that it will forever amaze me that these people agree to be in a film of such inanity . what be even more stupid be the very lame dance sequence with travolta and uma thurman ( she play the widower of james wood who luckily get kill in the first 10 minute of the movie ) . tarrantino never make pulp fiction for an idiot like the director of be cool to mess around with . this dance number be boring and long and and just plain throb . the black eyed pea play in the club with a total of 10 people do not make the scene any memorable . there be so many plot hole that i leave the theater ask myself why . everything about this film be a big question mark . i just do not understand the point to anything . i couldn not even explain to you why the russian be after everyone and or why this film be ever make and because i be baffle . all i take out of this movie be that everyone in l. a. have a sidekick and and the only way this movie be probably fund be through all of the advertisement by diet coke and yahoo . and honda insight hybrid and t mobile and trimspa ( even the spokeswoman herself be in the movie ) and the bad screenwriter guild . plot hole and stupid dialogue and too many random cameo and horrible acting ( even by the pro ) and and a not so entertain attempt to mimic pulp fiction make this film the bad movie of 2005 and and it only the third month of the year .