a main character lillith silver like to point out you know fk all about vampire . it be evident that this statement be aim at the cast and crew and who create an exceedingly bad image of everyone favourite bloodsucking undead . accord to the misguided director and vampire be all cake in white foundation and cram into latex similar to a piece of meat in shrink wrap . with fang resemble bannana and a bad case of asthma our main character lillith create a slapstick caricature of the modern day vampire . the plot consist of a 9 year old boys playstation collection jot down on a piece of paper and then blend together to concoct this horrible tale . lillith our pale protagonist be a vampire bounty hunter who make a living from snub out member of everyone favourite cult and the illuminati . rather than incorporate the classic assassin methodology of stealth and precision however and lillith waltz in through an open window and then proceeds to chomp her target neck before shoot them point blank with a handgun ( that apparently doesn not leave bullet hole thanks to the shoddy continuity ) . pc plod be then assign to solve the murder and he come to the grizzly and yet strikingly obvious conclusion that lillith be actually a vampire and proceeds to hunt her down arm with the usual vampire dispatching tool include a cross and garlic and a sharpened piece of wood . meanwhile and lillith and who have get into the habit of bonk her bos and be distraught when an old nemesis kidknaps him and demand a ransom to be deliver personally . a you may imagine and this doesn not go accord to plan . i be not go to put myself through the pain of the following scene however and so i will skip to the end . lillith and her nemesis have a showdown and and after lillith obtains victory it be then reveal and with all the extravagance of someone be tell they have cancer and that the two be century old lover and the whole plot be some kind of twisted game . yes and that kick in the ball be the actual end of the film . in my eye and this joke of a conclusion be the ice on the latex clad cake and and seal this film in the never ever watch this vault . as far a cinematic technique go and the film merely doesn not bother create any style . the director try to rescue his disasterpiece from the brink and by throw in some close ups and a few multi angular shot and this however be not the save grace the film need . you may be scream but this be a b movie and it meant to be crap . i however do not take pity . i have see some crack b movie and such a evil dead 2 and and jesus christ vampire hunter and and therefore this disgrace can not hide behind excuse . the budget be low and this be obvious by the lack of location and good actor . maybe however if the director be more creative and spent less money on pay for makeup and fake blood and he could have do something decent with this sicken attempt . the seedy sex scene be not beneficial in any way and merely serve to give me a few chuckle at the obscene act skill throughout . half the budget must have be pay to the female cast merely for get their top off for lesbian romp . if i want to watch a vampire porno and i would have buy muffy the vampire layer . the cast be bad and the story be bad and the effect be cripplingly fake . this film have some potential and however it seedy undertone and embarrass portrayal of a classic horror character merely serve to be it downfall . if you want a laugh with a few friend and i recommend you watch this mockery . if you be look for a more serious vampire action flick and try blade or underworld to sooth your rag bloodlust .