what . uh . this movie be so dissociative and mess up that i literally lose a bit of my sanity after it be over . i will never be the same person again . i be try to put my finger on what and exactly and be so completely insane about it . it not just the hilarious techno music and or the outside of time medieval or blade runner or wild west or highlander setting and or the weird cgi grendel monster that look like a man make out of animated sausage and or even the grendel mother monster and which look like some alabama table dancer who grow claw and tentacle when she stay in the tanning bed too long . all of those thing be weird and but what really the strange thing in this movie be the act . i simply can not explain . this script be obviously and hellishly silly and but the actor exude deadly seriousness through it all . lambert be always weird and and usually kind of boring and but for this one he go into dolph lundgrin territory represent i can not help but just start laugh every time he talk . i will give this movie some credit for be completely scatter brain and crazy a opposed to conservative and boring . i will always take a bizarre disaster of a film over an utterly mediocre one . warn represent if you be plan on watch christopher lambert a beowulf and be prepare to spend several hour thereafter wander the street in some kind of nightmarish and hyperactive catatonic daze . it true . when i be do with my beowulf spirit journey and i wake up in the middle of the siberian tundra in a puddle of blood and milk . there be a dead wolf lie next to me and and i later find i have a handful of human teeth in my shirt pocket . my vhs copy of beowulf be sit on a hastily construct stone altar nearby and enshrine with candle and wilted flower . the tape tell me to walk . i rise and i walk .