ok and it easy not to confuse this with the lame stuart gordon movie call death bed that come out a few year back and because this one be the bed that eat . and how do i even begin to describe this . well and for starter and obviously there be a bed that eat . this be a a result of demon teardrop and which of course affect most thing and i guess and in a negative way . the bed be in some old servant quarter or something and and have be responsible for the disappearance of quite a few people in it time . we have a narrator and who be a ghost that sit in the wall behind a painting and and collect all the non edible goody ( jewelry and etc ) that the bed pass on . he die of consumption and one of the few people to lay in the bed that do not get eaten and probably because he be sick and he theorize and a we see him hack blood into hanky . bleah . the thing about this movie be that be have a very odd sense of humor to it but it all play pretty deadpan . the movie be divide into several act and i guess and breakfast and lunch and dinner and and just dessert . for fan of the unfathomably weird and bizarre and well and this may just be right up your alley . all i can say be you have to see this one to believe it and it pretty well defy description . positive star .