hi . i be sheena and an african ( yet white . ) jungle tribal princess who possess the incredible ability to transform into the cheap and unscariest monster in the world ( think 60 star trek alien ) by roll seductively in mud . when i first find myself in this horrible position and i take the only logical action represent i make myself a torn apart jungle bikini in which to perform my badly act antic . i enjoy romance novel and tear apart the occasional unimpressive african warlord . and i would be remiss if i do not mention my ( white and of course ) sidekick mr. cutter and an american ex military man who seem to have flee the u. s. after his divorce . can you say duck alimony . anyway and he provide the occasional distraction from my difficult life . i mean and how many idiot blond do you know who be also an endangered specie of flesh rend monster . despite my many hardship ( act be so hard . whine ) and i haven not give up and and after much soul search and i have finally discover my role in life represent to terrorize insomniatic late night television viewer who be so unfortunate a to not have cable or satellite .