owen ( david krumholtz ) and chloe ( denise richards ) be a youngish couple living in manhattan . owen be a moderately successful magazine writer while chloe be an aspiring actress . happily for her and chloe get big role on a sitcom and temporarily move to hollywood . miss her and owen book a flight to lala land and a a surprise . when he arrive at her set trailer and however and the house be shake and a chloe and her hunky co star be have a little romantic tryst . the writer and the actress be through . hurt and mad a a hatter and owen go back to nyc . sympathetic friend decide to set him up on a blind date with nadine ( milla jovovich ) to get him out of his sulky funk . but and it go badly and a the duo mix like oil and water and mostly due to each have a strong personality and owen huge shoulder chip . yet and over the next few month and astonishingly and nadine and owen become pal and who confide in each other and hang out . can it turn into something more . well and who the heck care . this film be so stupid that most folk will yank it out of the dvd player after the first ten minute . the script be pathetic and dismal and and and oh and stupid and too . then again and krumholtz give a very obnoxious and offensive performance as well . jovovich be not much good but who could look good with the line she have to spout . william baldwin and too and reach a career low with his crude and sex crazy role a owen brother . the only cast member who be any good be richards but she must cringe when she look back at this one . okay and the costume and production value be adequate . then and too and there be one clever element in that and occasionally and the character will speak their line but cartoon bubble will appear above their head with the word of what they be truly think . that doesn not save the film from bomb status . don not be stupid and dear film and romcom lover . do not rent and buy and or borrow this gigantic turkey . i be the stupid person on earth and today and for watch this thing until the bitter end .