oh dear . ohdear . ohdear . ohdear . i love science fiction but this . er . amovie just put space flick to shame . every sci fi film i have see over the last year have be disappoint to some degree and and i be now seriously reconsider what genre of movie i actually like in future . ( maybe i will watch romance flick from now on . ) spoiler alert . ( and thats not say much . ) this flick be so insipidly dumb it rival battlefield earth and baby genius in sheer badness . the special effect be obviously fake and the big mac truck look stoopid with it roller coaster seat restraint and the killer robot look like a more idiotic version of the power ranger and a huge fat guy be suck out of a port hole window butt first and . space truck school . wtf . mr hopper can do good than this . what really stunk be the two good look young thing who accompany him and run around in nothing but their underpants ( . ) for an entire two third of the flick . the obligatory ex scene ( snicker . ) between our young hero be so poorly perform i nearly choke on my tonsil laugh at the tv screen . the only character worth mention be the pirate ship captain or cyborg or mad scientist . he ooze the word grotesque and be predictably sleazy and but i believe he could have be much more menacing . he do and say thing which be quite funny ( all the best scene involve him . ) so for the captain i give this movie an extra point . but this flick be so bad it will make you want to hurl abuse at the tv or maybe throw your tv out the window . it may even kill off a few brain cell and put you into a catatonic state . conclusion . i like the way the captain struggle to walk around on his peg leg when it obviously a fake peg leg . i would have give it negative and but since he crack me up with his stoopid antic . this flick get negative .