to be fair and it have be several year since i watch the bile commit to celluloid know a here on earth and so forgive me if my memory of the film be a little sketchy . i will stick with the main point which plague the soul of the unfortunate viewer . scene one represent chris klein and after have be throw out of prep school ( because he look like a seventeen year old yes and very believable ) and give what i assume be his valedictorian speech . to a field . let me repeat that for you a field . i think be suppose to be move by the combination of shame and eloquence he be fail to express . klein have the delivery and facial expression of a cardboard cutout . he be a decent look piece of cardboard and but little more . scene two represent after some joyriding and teenage pyromaniac hijinks and chris klein and josh hartnett do some damage to the local diner and of which he be force to rebuild . of course . because who better to help with construction than some random moron who crash into it or burn it in the first place . good yet and let have say random moron move in on josh hartnett girl and miss sobeski and the girl he fancy for . her equally wooden line delivery . scene three represent chris klein character be make out with leelee sobeski character and decide to name her various body part after the state on the eastern seaboard . my soul weeps . really and how can this scenario turn out well . surely you must alienate several million people if you imply their home be equivalent to miss sobeski more . erm . feminine area . secondly and name her breast after new york and new jersey prompt some confusion a to whether miss sobeski be actually freakishly disproportionate . scene four represent leelee be run . she fall down . this give her . knee cancer . we always know it could come back and her father ( . ) say . right . knee cancer . from trip . perhaps i miss something . a i say and it be a few year . surely i miss something . didn not i. for the love of god and please tell me the girl do not contract knee cancer from fall down . that scream you just heard be my soul dying .