this final installment of the airport franchise be so incredibly awful that it take me awhile to realize it actually wasn not a slapstick comedy and like airplane . george kennedy shoot a flare gun out an open window to divert heat seek missile be comical . what would happen to your hand if you hold it out a window at mach two speed . you would lose your grip on the gun and get a broken arm . the passenger be unintentionally hilarious and a be the interior of the plane . the sophisticated french woman come on to slobby george kennedy be like jackie kennedy come on to ernest borgnine . ain not gon na happen . susan blakely and a talented and unappreciated actress and do not get any point on her resume for this one . neither do robert wagner . this movie be so lousy it seem surreal .