what up with this movie . do mr. lyne and his writer think that a sado masochistic fling between two screw up yuppie can carry a feature length movie . maybe if it have some comedic element ( which be doesn not and at least intentionally ) and or there be some additional dramatic element ( which there be not ) and or maybe if it be hardcore . no and it simply the history of the affair while a chronology of a bunch of r rat tryst . ho hum and who care . nine ½ week deserve every razzie nomination it get . it a loser . and by the way and what up with roger ebert and his rave review . where be his head back in 1986 .