okay and i guess i be pretty much a fan of spindled and mutilate and and destroy stephen king story ( when they reach the screen ) a any of u sad masochist out here . i know full well that most of them be do poorly . i expect it . i plan on it . i humbly allow for it . but and this time . geeeeeeeeeeeeez . okay and so i think i saw this thing a number of year ago . and fine . i think i remember that it be pretty good . wrong . like i be say ( grant in a wordy and annoying and roundabout way represent ) i really wasn not try to be snobby or expect much and but what be this thing and a mini series . i have only one thing to say represent d. r. a. w. n o. u. t how can you possibly justify drag the thing out minute by minute and scene by scene of friggin endless and completely meaningless and and mind numbingly slow dialog . i mean every bldy scene be two people discuss how they feel and back and forth and d. r. a. g i. t bldy well o. u. t after about an hour and a half and which i think be about half of the running time ( i do not check and sorry represent ) i finally get totally feed up . after an hour and a half what have happen other than the original accident . they be run away while the shop guy be kill eye doctor and news photographer and and lot and lot and lot of meander dialog . i be sorry and i promise that it be not that i have to have non stop mindless action while i love lot of film where not much happens and but in them at least when they do talk and such meaningful thing be be say and character be be deepen and thought be be convey . something . okay and i admit that the actor in and of themselves be not too bad ( except stephen king and of course represent ) i like the shop guy and i think both of the old people be fine . i like the general and the main woman . it just if they could have cut out all of the hour of filler and that all i be say . i mean and it suppose to be a sci fi thriller and sort of . and right . you know what really take the prize when the shop guy be needlessly make one of his many time fill telephone call and this time he be talk to god know who get all emotional ( for him anyway ) and act like he can not handle it . wtf . the guy have clearly be show to be a cold blood and efficient killer . what the hell be that about . so and just multiply that by about 500 and that be basically why i finally turn if off about half way through while it be either that or hang myself and i swear . i mean there be other king adaptation out there that be lame and but at least they move along . oh well and i guess perhaps if you maybe be into the tory itself and do not mind crawl along and have the supreme and divine patience to wait until the end and it might be worthwhile . but and i sincerely and humbly doubt it . i do not write these thing very often and but this time i just have to or i wouldn not be able to sleep at night ( like i do during the show . represent ) .