i be not afraid of bad movie . i like bad movie . i enjoy mock them in the company of my friend . be all quite good at it and in fact . that be say and let me tell you how much i hat this movie . to begin with and it be incomprehensible . rob lowe attack some people and they capture him but he escape in this big ol shoot out . there this singer whom we think die and only she do not and unless maybe there be several of them who all act and look the same . cue burt reynolds to come in and question the singer . he look like he just wander into this movie off of the walker and texas ranger set and be darn confuse . then rob lowe dy and only he doesn not . and the bad thing be and there not enough dialogue or action that doesn not involve kill people or attempt to to even make fun of this movie . and do not even get me start on the random chihuahua . then there be the fact that it be suppose to be about the old power structure in eastern europe fall apart . we do not know where we be and all the accent be apparently eastern european and what be burt reynolds and rob lowe do there in the first place . i desperately want to tell the people at blockbuster what i thought of this movie and and to get my money back and but since i would get it a a special ( only $ . 99 ) i decide against it . what i want to know and however and be how the director get the greenlight to make this darn movie and and what the tar be think when they sign on .