a the film reviewer for a local gay magazine i automatically get sent any dreck if it happen to have a homo in it . chicken tikka masala be churn on in the background a i write this . i give it my undivided attention for 53 minute before i find myself involuntarily shout like a tourrette sufferer this be the shtest film i have ever see . be just come to the emotional climax where the son be give some come out speech to his father at his wedding . father seem to be take it quite well . an attempted honour kill at this point would at least have liven the film up a bit . and make it funnier . i do not particularly like beautiful thing and for example and but could at least see why other people do . it be make with some professionalism and i seem to remember it have at least a couple of good line . the lack of wit in this film be quite astound even the most mediocre sitcom will tend to have recognisable joke . the near this movie get to be funny ( at least in it first 53 min ) be the subtitled comment deliver to the fat unattractive female lead look at her with her leg wide open she like the mersey tunnel . completely witless and i do not crack a smile but i could imagine someone with a low iq ( who perhaps work in a chip shop ) enjoy it . i would imagine it some lottery fund atrocity . if not i can at least console myself with the fact that the backer will lose a substantial amount of money a even a low budget british film will still set someone back a couple of million . seriously and if i meet the most handsome bloke in the world and and on go back to his place to make sweet love and i find a copy of this in his dvd collection ( man and i love this film ) i would probably kick him in the nut and leave forthwith . and this from someone who go about six month without any of the aforementioned sweet love . oh lord i hate this film .