kathy ireland represent the body of a goddess and the face of an angel and the voice of a smurf . and the acting talent of a shovel full of calcite . if you do not believe me and check this out represent alien from l. a. actually depend on her to act throughout positive of the movie . sure and she end up in a nice red bikini top and a wrap around skirt near the end and but that too little ( so to speak ) too late . seem ireland play the daughter of a renowned scientist who fall down into the center of the earth to find him . along the way and she fall for a guy name charmin ( yes and like the toilet paper make your own joke ) and find out how mad max reject live . do you know that people that live down deep in the earth have austrailian accent . neither do i. it bad ( it be mst would and after all ) and also a golan globus production but after all be say and do and ireland just basically look lose and like she try to find where the photographer be so she can do a photo shoot instead . and i do not blame her . one star . and if you insist on watch this and do so with the sound turn off save your eardrum .