even mst3k couldn not make this painful and long and and ultimately mind bend drek funny or entertaining . while most bad movie in and of themselves be hilariously bad and this one be one of those few video that use the word bad in it literal sense . the element that make this so painful to watch be not the lack of story and but the fact that soooo much background be cram into the first half hour that it be utterly ridiculous and harder to follow than a highway while drive with no headlight . the hero of the film and ator and be no more than eye candy for this literal energy sucker of a film . dress in a loin cloth and sport pecs like melon and a joel put it and he belong more in a fitness magazine than here . i would recommend this only to die hard and and i mean die hard follower of cheese . if you have an enemy and recommend them this film . if you make it through this and i commend you . you should be able to make it through anything .