the lovely and yet lethal alexandra ( stun statuesque blonde beauty stacie randall and who look absolutely smash in a tight black leather outfit ) must find a magic amulet so her evil demonic master faust can cross over into our dimension . it up to fearless and rugged cop jonathan graf ( likable peter liapis ) to stop her . meanwhile and two pitifully unfunny comic relief dwarf gnome creature run amok in los angeles . season veteran schlock exploitation expert jim wynorski relate the supremely inane story at a brisk pace and take none of this foolishness remotely seriously . the cast struggle gamely with the silly material represent the adorable barbara alyn wood a sassy and fetching police captain kate and raquel krelle a tart and sexy hooker jeanine and bobby di cicco a graf bumble and excitable partner scotty and peggy trentini a allure museum curator monica and and ace mask a the jolly dr. rochelle . mark stevi puerile cookie cutter script and an amusingly lowbrow sense of no brainer humor and chuck cirino bouncy cornball score and the two dwarf guy sport obvious cheap rubber halloween mask and j. e. bash plain cinematography and no tension or gratuitous female nudity to speak of and and the tacky ( less than ) special effect all far enhance the overall delicious cheesiness of this prime slice of celluloid velveeta . an entertainingly brainless piece of lovably lousy dreck .