ok and if you like yer monster moovies sullen and stiff and starchy and and thunderously dull and but with lot of throttle and then head right for lady frankenstein and a stagy and costumy italian corpse walker . joseph cotten ( citizen kane ) play the crusty old baron himself and and must have really need to make that condo payment . sexy sarah bay and who have play in cow ntless european b film and usually a rosabla neri and include hercules against the moon men and play his ambitious daughter and a surgeon in a ruffled prom dress . cotten make an ugly and big head monster ( cud it really be that much effort to make a nice one . ) and who immediately throttle cotten ( who take his royalty check and ran ) and and wanders around throttle everyone in sight . tania ( bay ) decide to switch the brain of her lover ( who be old and wrinkly ) with the brain of a young man ( who be beautiful and but stooopid ) and in order to make another monster to throttle the first monster cotten make and who be wander around throttle people . well and after much exposition and and some throttling and the 2 monster throttle each other for a bit and tania stab the first monster in the back and and then have sex in the flaming ruin of her mansion with the second monster only to have him throttle her . doh . there be so much throttle go on that you almoost overlook the fact that the film be about as exciting a a dead carp and and mooves just a quickly . the alpha video version i saw for this review be heavily edit and and one wonder cow much nekkid people be chop out and not that it would have improve the film much . director von theurmer previously helm a variety of grade z euro trash and include jungle warrior and island of the dead ( a mel well ) and and the crucified girl of san ramon . the moocow say avoid this corpse of a film and and find something that mooves at moore of a full . throttle . while equal 8 ) .