we really do not know where to begin when talk about this movie . but we will start with the plot . we sincerely suspect that whomever write or produce or direct this movie never read the book . because they miss the entire point . satirical and not horror . just a hint . second and the bath scene . enough say . third and the added character . the sketchy gothic french lady and her black page who enjoy hold hand and cartwheel . we do not understand where this come from either . and then there be the casting . all of them be really unlikeable . we be very upset that catherine and mr. tilney end up together and because they be so unlikable that no one would ever wish to see them happy . and . the music . we think that the bbc producer run out of money and so raid their grandmother attic . and they find some old record . saxophone and wail female voice and and an occasional electric guitar . shudderplus and the best line ever represent since you leave and the white rise bush have die of grief . if anybody have any explanation and we would love to hear it . because it make absolutely no sense . we be still wonder what on earth everyone involve be think when they cruelly release this pathetic excuse of a movie out on the public . we think it should be consider a federal offense . torture be illegal . this movie be by far the bad we have see to date . and i have see a lot of movie . our recommendation represent give this movie to whomever you hate . they will watch it and and want to kill themselves . and we agree with a previous post and we would give this 0 star and if at all possible . do not watch . and we strongly suspect that everyone who comment so far in favor of this movie be involve in it production . or be mentally insane . these be the only reason we have be able to come up with that would instigate give a favorable review .