the fanglys be set in a small texan town call layton on the eve of halloween a the townspeople treat it like the second coming of christ or something and i mean halloween isn not that important be it . anyway and sheriff pete ( burton gilliam ) have be call out to yet another murder a local boy ned ( co associate producer john william galt ) have discover a body in the local wood . could it be the fang lady ( justin hamilton ) . the central character involve in a local legend about a witch who kill teenager and who know . be the fun sort of guy he be mark ( asisstant director and producer robert harvey ) convince his missus kelly ( laurie reef ) to ride out to a cemetery that his mate steven ( josh gobin ) find the night before for a halloween party . the idea of spend the night in a cemetery in the middle of the wood obviously appeal to kelly and she agree and along with steven and a girl he pick up name camille ( natalie wood ) and their nerdy friend jerry ( tim boswell ) they all set out for a night of fun and well as much fun a you can expect to have in an isolated cemetery . however they soon discover that the legend of the fang lady be far from the bedtime story many make out . edit and executive produce and write and direct by christopher abram the fanglys be a pretty rubbish attempt at a horror film . the script be very predictable and dull and doesn not deliver any sort of entertainment value whatsoever and in the right hand and with a decent budget the fanglys could have be an effective horror film but a it be it isn not . it move along at a fair pace but the on screen action be so poor that it doesn not matter and i do not quite know what else to say other than the fanglys be a really bad film and i can not see anyone get any sort of enjoyment out of it . the dialogue be basic and the character be clichéd and lifeless while a a whole the film seem a lot long than the 90 minute run time . there be a few lame attempt at humour which do not sit that well along side the horror element and what be that retard keep in that cage . i would imagine the budget do not allow the filmmaker to show it . oh and if you want to know what happen to jerry at the end then you will have too keep watch past the end credit a the lame truth be reveal and assume you can actually make it that far of course ( believe me it take some do ) . director abram doesn not do anything special . abram think bath scene in neon light be stylish and i can tell him that it isn not when your film be suppose to be set in the wood . there no atmosphere and scare and tension and excitement or any of the element that make a good horror film good . forget about decent gore and there a bit when someone eat some skin off an arm and a pitchfork stick through someone throat . apparently the fanglys have a filming budget of $ 2 and 837 which make it one of the low budget film ever to have a commercial release and and to be brutally honest it show . what about the retarded guy and his false joke shop teeth that look ridiculous . the terrible special effect and the camcorder cinematography and the terrible act from everyone involve that make it even more of a pain to sit through . the fanglys be straight to video crap and it have no redeeming feature whatsoever and it low imdb user rating score be fully justified and it one of those film that within half an hour i be look at the clock and wish the thing would just finish .