jacqueline hyde start like any other normal day for telemarketing individual jackie hyde ( co producer gabriella hall ) until her bos ( robert donovan ) fire her for take personal call at work and however it not all bad news a the call she take be from a lawyer inform her that her grandfather ( malcolm bennett ) have recently die and that he leave her his mansion and fortune ( why doesn not stuff like that ever happen to me . sigh ) . very excited jackie head on over there and make herself right at home and while look for the thermostat late one night jackie stumble upon a secret room where her grandfather stash the bright red formula that he invent that allow whoever drink it to change their appearance . be a bit on the porky side jackie finally settle on the glamorous jacqueline ( blythe metz ) and however jackie well look alter ego start to take control . write and co produce and direct by rolfe kanefsky i think jacqueline hyde be complete total and utter crap from start to finish and it as simple and straight forward a that . accord to the opening credit jacqueline hyde be inspire by the classic robert louis stevenson novel the strange case of dr. jekyll and mr. hyde and frankly if mr. stevenson could see what be be do to his story here he would turn in his grave . for a start i think jacqueline hyde be or be intend to be a horror film and the imdb certainly list it a such but there isn not any horror in it at all apart from just how bad it be . i would say that jacqueline hyde be more a soft core porno than anything else and extremely tame with it and why sit down and watch this soft than soft porno crap when you can watch you proper hard core stuff that actually deliver the good . why and that the question i ask here . it not even good porn either and besides be far too soft it dull and boring and the not worth mention sex scene be few and far between . the most intelligent aspect of this film be the title which would have be quite clever if not for the fact that another film use the jacqueline hyde ( 1998 ) title during the last century and judging by the imdb plot summary it sound a hell of a lot good than this piece of rubbish . this be one of those film you have to watch yourself to see just how bad it be but just hope that you never get the opportunity . director kanefsky be obviously work on a low budget but that not an excuse these day and shot on a digital camcorder the film look cheap and the few instance of cgi look like they come from a nintendo gameboy and the final hocking twist have probably the bad morph effect i have ever see and be pretty good for a laugh a be the scene when jackie breast grow via more terrible cgi . that another thing and the film take itself far too seriously . the subject matter suck and be far too predictable and make for a poor film but maybe if the dialogue have be intentionally funny with some dirty porn talk the film might have be more fun to watch and alas it isn not so it isn not . forget about any decent horror and violence or gore a there isn not any apart from a surprisingly bloodless decapitation at the end . technically jacqueline hyde be home make film type stuff and the photography be of the flat hand hold point and shoot variety and the music and production design and special effect be of a suitably low standard to match the script . the acting be awful and seriously this be bad . jacqueline hyde in my opinion a load of crap and there be not one positive thing about this turgid film that i can think of . any proper film lover will have an almost impossible time try to find any redeem value in this crap and definitely one to avoid .