excerpt from tv guide representthis week on the love boat and captain stubing have his hand full when a cryptozoologist get on board with an unexpected cargo . join the captain and isaac and gopher and julie in a fun fill halloween special . guest star a guy in a really bad lizard suit a the chupacabra . this be typical and lame sci fi channel cut rate fare . the captain of a cruise ship and play by the once respectable john rhys davy and be in charge of a carnival cruise along the coast of mexico . his daughter be along for the ride and and she earn her keep by be the ship kickboxing instructor . pay attention and everyone and that kickboxing will come in handy later . it should be note that the captain daughter be pretty uncoordinated and painful to watch . it would have be good if she might have take a couple of kickboxing class before try to play an instructor in a movie . captain stupid and his daughter join mrs. thurston howell from gilligan island and a kooky cryptozoologist and a dark and mysterious stranger on this 90 minute ride into boredom . that right and i say cryptozoologist . he keep mention that he bring some precious cargo on board that he need to check out . needless to say and the box contain a chupacabra that somebody decide to let out . from this point on and a man in the rubber chupacabra suit run around the ship and kill people . captain stupid be powerless to stop it . he decide to call in the marine but tell them that there be a bunch of terrorist on his ship . the marine respond . they say all that marine speak stuff like hooya and get some . but those silly marine be no match for a chupacabra . they do not really tell anyone where theyre go either and so there no help in sight . i guess no one will really miss some lame battalion of lose marine . but do not forget . captain stupid daughter be and thankfully and a kickboxing instructor . yay for little stupid . she come in right in the nick of time and she beat up the bloodthirsty goat sucker and save the day . chupacabra mean goat sucker . therefore and chupacabras suck . but there no way that chupacabras suck anywhere near as much a this movie .