this awful effort just go to show what happen when you not only use computer to generate the effect and but also let them devise the plot and write the script . someone somewhere have obviously come up with a new bit of software that ask a few question then churn out four hour of loosely connect clichés and lousy dialogue and a collection of stock character that you end up wish have all drown in the first five minute . tom courtney take the prize for bad performance . say that he be wooden would be an insult to tree . it hard to fault robert carlyle in almost anything he do and but the odds be stack against even him in this one and especially since he be for some unaccountable reason require to adopt a gor blimey london accent . a complete washout .