so and this be the bad movie you will probably ever see . it up there with crossbones and southern comfort and but if your a bad movie fan like i be and this atrocity of a film will be the most fun you have have in year . why do the camera make old school kung fu noise when it zoom . why do that random guy stuff a nascar commemorative plate in his bag . and who be he anyway . why do the vampire shoot lightning after they die . what be this . highlander . dracula mccloud . who care . just laugh at it . this movie have no continuity and no plot and no anything and really . ron hall range of emotion be always off . he look happy when he should be sad and angry when he should be confuse . the rest of the cast couldn not act their way out of a paper bag . the special ( short bus kinda special ) effect be randomly place and and never need . most scene be light with a desk lamp and if they be light at all . mel novak have the audacity to look off camera for his line and and it not even edit out . they just keep on film . in fact and half of this movie isn not even on film at all . it half film and half sony hand cam . for most of the film it seem that they leave their boom mike at home . this movie doesn not just have a few plot hole and it a mine field of confusion and mental pain . but oh do i love it . thank you ron hall and for this cinematic abomination . i go out and buy it and cause it just so damn funny . ( $ 1 . 99 on amazon and and i have it rush deliver . ) i have weapon . i have weapon . i have weapon .