because that what hell ride pretty much be . larry bishop and tarantino partying on the weinstein money with the promise to deliver a movie sometime down the line . i be all for fake boobage and booze as much a the next guy but do we really need the movie . really there nothing bad than the reheated second hand leftover of an old trend . and i be not even talk about 70 grindhouse cinema because hell ride have none of the raw and unpolished feel of the era it purport to pay homage to . no and this be slick and glossy mtv hollywood through and through . the old trend i be talk about be the self consciously pseudo hip quirky cinematic world where tarantino meet guy ritchie and robert rodriguez . all three guy be at least talented and find success for a reason . hell ride be just a second hand copy and fickle and uninspired and polish to the max when it should be raw and the supercool aspect come off force and silly . there no reason for example why such a simple and utterly inane story have to be tell in convolute and back and forth in time fashion . it just a post tarantino quirk . there also no reason why the dialogue have to be so mind numbingly pointless and people flap their gum while say nothing represent at least when travolta be talk about cheeseburger in pulp fiction it felt fresh . dialogue here amount to little more than pseudo macho posturing . there also no reason why a grating rocknroll guitar have to twangle aimlessly over the entire movie . perhaps the low hell ride hit be when it try to be quasi existential . there a hilarious dream or illusion scene in the desert where bishop eat peyote and see colour . i be half expect an old indian to come out and offer nugget of wisdom . the only save grace of this abysmal turd be the boobage and vinnie jones monologue about his wing tattooes ( and maybe some of the desert exterior shot ) . lot of boobage and hot scantily clad babe . now that something i can get behind but a movie they do not make . everything else be just an empty shell and an imitation of other infinitely more talented imitator .