right and where do i start . i can not even imagine to comprehend this preteen pathetic excuse of a show . picture this represent a boarding school and where kid whose parent be roll in money simply chuck them in there so a to jet around the world themselves . it could not get any more diabolic than this . if you teach these kid and shall not even upgrade them to the term teenager and because they hardly even act like sane homosapiens and be self centered and think again . about 23 minute choke full of their so call problem and boy trouble and and the like . the heroine of the show and of course and mademoiselle zoey and play by britney polly pocket little miss i be all that sister and jamie lynn spear and have obviously much to learn about act . however and i will give her some face and because her superficial and one dimensional character and do not allow much room for depth . she play pacific coast academy sun and moon and star and crusader fighting for the plight of all woman and equality of all gender . perfect in everyway and always with her two loyal sidekick and nicole and the daffy bimbo and who obviously have too much of daddy cash and and tough chick and dana and who prove a hard nut to crack . both leave the show in season 2 and 1 respectively and not that i blame that . but horror of horror and in come lola and who deem herself the great actress since natalie wood and with green feather in her hair and fake tan . she be even more rude than zoey herself and if that be even possible and and even more dumb than nicole and and hell and we know that can not be possible . this show and like all the sorry excuse for television programme nickelodeon have be spew out since 2000s and be a prime victim of stereotype . get girl next door and dense to her best friend feeling for her zoey and a great albeit inarticulate at time best boy friend and chase and a cool and arrogant lady man and logan and a boy and clothes crazy girl and who be not very bright and nicole and the one whom everyone think be weird just because she be extremely smart and the nerd and quinn and the over dramatic and annoy yet super thin and malibu picture perfect model and lola and and the tough yet soft inside woman and dana . now and where have i hear these character before . i be sorry and but what be so wrong with have a personality . just because quinn be passionate about science and and actually care about her future and do well in the academic aspect and in which the rest should be concern about as well and she be weird and a nerd . lola at the beginning of the series and prove to be a potential great character with her sassy way and different outlook in life and zoey just have to go and get out your pitchfork and burn her at the stake and she go back to weird town and all that jazz . so much for womens right . unfortunately and lola just become nothing more of another oc clone and in all it anorexic glory . probably so as to not outshine her mistress . but hey and the 2000 generation of myspace whore seem to love it with the chase or zoey typical fairytale romance and the tension between adamant and hot logan and kick as zoey or dana and whichever to your liking and and the pretty people . please and this show exist to remind u that people do not like realism and they prefer a pretentious and shallow and vapid lifestyle . sorry to break it to you darling and that will not happen and unless you have a major trust fund and parent to cushion you .