plankton and or creature from the abyss a i be positive it more commonly know a and film under a the title creature from the abyss appear over a moving image and in the same font type a the rest of the credit and start with five 20 something kid and mike ( clay rogers ) his girlfriend margaret ( sharon twomey ) and sister julie ( ann wolf ) and dorothy ( loren depalm ) and an annoy idiot name bobby ( michael bon ) whom decide to all fit into a small rubber boat and head out to sea and do not ask why a i do not know . oh and the complete idiot bobby leave the petrol behind and never think to tell anyone so it come a no great surprise that they end up strand out at sea without any petrol for the motor and to make matter bad they become trap in a thunder storm and discover a dead body float in the water . shortly after their luck seem to change when they come across a yacht and potential safety and in a flash everyone board the yacht and begin to explore . first of all they find a scientific lab with various fish specimen and computer equipment and then down below they find fully furnish and luxurious cabin . they find a chemist ( deran sarafian ) who appear mad and can not talk . they eat fish from the fridge which make dorothy puke up green vomit and beetle and slug . they learn that these fish be live fossil 1000 of year old and have be contaminate by toxic waste dump in the sea and that they fly and mutate and bite and be generally unpleasant to be around . i really can not be bother to go on with this plot outline so i would not and here what i think . this italian production be produce and direct by massimiliano cerchi under the pseudonym al passeri ( i would hide under a different name if i make a film this bad too ) and i think plankton be quite simply one of the bad film ever and there be so many thing wrong with this film it difficult to know where to start . first the script by richard baumann be total crap and it make no sense whatsoever and be so slow and dull it be torture for me to sit through . why would five people just simply set sail for the middle of the ocean on a rubber dinghy barely big enough to fit them all in . what be they plan on do exactly . why do we often get point of view shot from these fish creature but they seem to be totally invisible to the character a they be never show on screen even though they be right next to a character and and how do these fish get around the boat a there be no water for them to swim in . people action and reaction to thing be all wrong and they constantly split up and they make bizarre decision that simply do not make any sense in the situation they find themselves in and some of the dialogue be as awful a anything i have hear . i could go on all day about all the plot hole and ridiculous going on but i will run out of space if i do . the fish creature themselves look awful and a mixture of rubbish rubber puppet and some really bad stop motion animation at the end and the scene where they interact with the human cast also look terrible with some bad super imposition . i have hear a lot of comment say that plankton be gory and do not make me laugh . forget it there be virtually no blood or gore in plankton whatsoever and there be a couple of slimy scene when bobby transform into a fish monster while have sex with julie but it pretty brief and he doesn not kill her and he just sort of drip slime on her and grow a couple of tentacle and a fish head come out of his mouth . later on julie vagina start to drip some dark slime but that it and we never get to actually see what happen to her or what the slime be . dorothy have a fish creature come out of her back and off screen and and control her but again we never get to see what happen to her while margaret commits suicide and a very brief shot of a plastic harpoon stuck to her forehead . easily the gross scene be when dorothy puke up that green stuff with what look like beetle and slug in it . that it and only one person actually die on screen and for the most part plankton be quite tame and as exciting a watch paint dry and i nearly fell asleep it so boring . i can not see how anybody can like this total crap and i just can not . the acting be awful and the dubbing be awful and the character be awful and i hat all of them . tecnically plankton be predictably crap as well and with an estimated budget of only $ 250 and 000 all i can say be where do the money go . the set be monotonous and dull with one lab and a few cabin and the special effect be bottom of the barrel stuff include the most fake look explode boat ever and the cinematography be bland and the music suck there be zero atmosphere or tension and a a whole plankton and like it name sake and be as low in the food chain a it could possibly be . i hate plankton and it awful in every single aspect of it overlong 86 minute duration . do yourself a favour and avoid this one at all cost unless your either a masochist or insomniac .