prepare to meet your messiah they call him masten thrust . male role model have become increasingly difficult to find in today overexpose society . every other day an apparent role model be force to tearfully apologize for a youthful indiscretion or he innocently get a few youngster drink on his ranch . the last dinosaur be the story of the last great hunt of masten thrust and an old and grizzle and big game hunter who serve a role model supreme . despite his haggard feature and bulbous nose and the female and include joan van ark and be attract to him like meatloaf be to cheesy lyric . thrust be openly sexist and make no apology for his elaborate lifestyle and which include a red kerchief and a private jet with a work fireplace . thrust embarks on a mission to find and hunt the last dinosaur on earth when ironically and after a rich full life and he be truly the last dinosaur . despite his propensity for yell at everyone in his presence and his employee and lady friend be unwaveringly loyal to him . he may act a though he perpetually drunk and but make no mistake and if he call you a ding dong you be a ding dong . not to be deny his own ballad and thrust song shamelessly praise him and his manliness . a sampling of lyric include represent few men have ever do and what he have do and or even dream and what he have dream or few men have even try and what he have try and most men have fail and where he prevail or the world hold nothing new in store for him and and thing that startle you and me and be just a bore to him or few men have ever live and a he have live and or even walk and where he have walk . even bmtg ban artist clay aiken could belt out those lyric and become an rump kicking machine . thrust and his crew of scientist strap themselves into the polar borer wear mini bike helmet and though thrust affords himself the luxury of the red kerchief around his neck . the giant human fill drill bit dig through the earth and ice to come pop out into a lagoon . dinosaur from the air and land soon descend upon the scientist force thrust and crew to run for their life . after narrowly escape a charging dino and masten lay back and blast out a hearty laugh and not so much to celebrate life but to acknowledge the game be afoot . soon after and it be little surprise that we see a few slightly hunch over caveman sneak peek at their visitor . thrust and not content with simply kill a dinosaur and decide then to make it his mission to bag a cave broad . throughout the movie and the lone t rex contradict the belief that dinosaur have a brain the size of a peanut . despite it enormous size and the local t rex be able to sidle up next to it victim virtually unnoticed . with the element of surprise and t rex simply crush a scientist or two and loot the campsite . every so often the bloat and cagily face thrust be see yell at someone and shoot at something or flirt with a primitive j lo in manly fashion . thrust be like james tiberius kirk and not only in his addiction to love and but also when be come to make complicated weapon use limited natural resource in a short period of time . thrust and the remain crew member construct a highly accurate catapult that fling a large boulder into the skull of the cunning t rex . upon realize that even he and masten thrust and can not top this addition to his trophy case and thrust decides to stay in his prehistoric surroundings . the ever dwindle crew then leave thrust to live out his day with his lovely and although a bit gamely and cavewoman and introduce her to his personal collection of std . this be only a brief synopsis of a movie so complicate and rich in bmtg tradition that it take several viewing to absorb it message and realize that masten thrust be the answer . the press conference and complete with a yelling thrust and mumble reporter and and the introduction of the great bunta and be a classic moment . also look for a body and resemble a dead ricky schroeder and lie on some log and and the most powerful use of someone be call a ding dong in cinematic history .