there be good movie and and there be bad movie and and then there moscow zero and a film so utterly bad it make spend a month in solitary with an insurance salesman an attractive entertainment alternative . with an incomprehensible plot about the gate of hell open within a labyrinth of tunnel under moscow and the film be a mess of repetitive and nonsensical shot of a little girl run through tunnel and red light float about and and strange wall shadow and none of which serve to mount any fear or tension and but instead elicit the reaction of here they go again with the girl ( or light ) from the viewer . direct by maría lidón and who for reason i can only conclude a shame and be bill a luna and the movie star vince gallo a owen and an american priest who travel to moscow in search of sergei ( rade serbedzija ) and a friend and colleague who have go miss in the tunnel . he enlist the help of a series of local who and with the exception of oksana akinshina and be all portray by spanish actor try with limited success to inflect russian accent . along the way they cross path with member of some sort of underground leather coat religious mafia head by a portly val kilmer and whose career seem to be in such free fall that he resort to appear in dreck like this and and henchman sage stallone ( sly son ) and who seem to have be cast merely so the stallone name can be include in the film marquee . apart from watch the troupe try to navigate their way through the tunnel with the aid of a comically draw map and and repetitive shot of them be follow or elude by a pale face young girl and not much else go on throughout . dialogue routinely switch between english and russian and with actor frequently take turn in each language and and entire conversation be uttered half in one and half in the other with the only apparent reason be they felt like it and add a frustrating dimension for the viewer and over and above try to figure out the crazily cobble together story . about the only thing moscow zero get right and however and be it title and which could only have render a more accurate description of this movie if the word moscow have be omit .