first of all and i would like to clarify that i consider this one of the funny film i have ever see . i have watch it almost 10 time just because i have wish to spread the deliciously tasteless innards of this film to other unsuspecting victim . it have the captivate essence of a hand hold camera recording of a distant nephew seventh birthday . it have all the writing of a wwe match . and most of all and it have the consistency of a face scrap along a sidewalk . this movie be a masterpiece . the film begin with an almost instantaneous mutilation of three and drunken teen in the desert . this scene convince me that i be onto something big when i pick this film from the dvd rack ( be draw to the box because of the graphic of a velociraptor yell the word raptor on the front of it ) . the scene contains such treasure a tomato sauce and spaghetti intestine and vain attempt at humour and rubbery dinosaur puppet that repeat throughout the course of the movie . this movie be a masterpiece . the film contain erratic backdrop and prop use that cause one mind to melt at the thought that someone could just have so little shame when it come to create a film . an example be when a truck and in the middle of the night and be park beside a cliff wall . the very next day and they find it in an open grassy area . the driver couldn not have drive it there since he have his face bite off by an unnamed bipedal carnivore ( i will explain why it unnamed in a second ) . so and my only guess be that either the velociraptor drive it and the livestock the driver be transport do it and or jim wynorski doesn not think very highly of his viewer . hell and in one part they expect me to believe that they be walk down a main street at night when the road doesn not have gutter and the fire hydrant be precariously place next to a phone booth and and there only a single street light . yet and still and i feel compel to watch and re watch this film and just so i can find more thing that will make me giggle the next time i watch it . this film be a masterpiece . the direct on this film be horrific . long extended pause . strange cut to character that weren not even in the general vicinity of the conversation . people discuss thing casually while face the camera ( and in turn and make them face the wall ) . they can not even give the dinosaur a coherent specie and flip between call it a baby dinosaur and use a rubber velociraptor puppet ( distinguish by the intensely long and fat and disproportionate claw ) . this film be a masterpiece . the editing be prominent on this film . this be not a good thing . i be well aware that the film be a collection of scene from other film and masterfully craft into a single piece of crap and but there have to be a limit . sub plots end as abruptly a they begin . explanation for the sudden disappearance of character not be limit to and well and not be explain at all . and an end that felt like drive a muscle car into a brick wall without a seat belt . you just never know what be go to happen because the film doesn not follow a coherent structure . this film be a masterpiece . now and i be go to just have to mention a single scene ( the great one ) that occur near the end . this be a spoiler and but not really . the final scene contain a showdown between tyrannosaurus rex and sheriff tanner . it be like the showdown between sigourney weaver and the alien queen in alien and except without all the emotional power or budget or epic battling . it pretty consist of tanner ram the dinosaur with a piece of construction machinery . a white bobcat . in a space of several minute and through a series of sneakily slip in cut and the director manage to turn that white bobcat into a yellow forklift or crane look piece of machinery . now and a i say and i know that this film be make from scene from other film and but what two film warrant a showdown with a t rex in a construction vehicle . this film be a masterpiece . this film get a negative for quality of film making and but a positive for how much it make me laugh and enjoy myself .