way back at the dawn of human civilization caveman sit around and make lame joke and hit each other over the head with what ever they could grab and and woman be never see and apparently at one time have tail . these caveman live in a geographically diverse region with a cockatoo and a camel and a monkey but no woman . this film tell of the hilarious misadventure of seven ( or so ) caveman have burn their land with the new discovery of fire move on by water to a new land where they find this woman with the extra appendage . along the way we get such great moment of comedy like a fat caveman swallow a frog that keep croak in his stomach . a monkey throwing rock at their head . a man swallow a mouse to get the frog in his stomach . the obligatory gay caveman . the list could go on and on . this movie be the very definition of cinematic dreck . i be bore from the onset and it only get bad a the caveman bobble around hit each other and make poor joke such a pun on the word perch and hit each other and and maul poor seta berger who look like she lose a bet to a producer to appear in this nonsense . she be indeed one of two bright spot in this film . she isn not much of an actress so you have to guess why she be an as et . the other bright spot be the music . as soon a i hear the score and i say to myself that it sound very familiar . i have never hear the actual score but the music be unmistakably that of ennio morricone . it a nice score and the best thing in an otherwise crude and boring and lewd and unimaginative and and ridiculous film essentially about a group of moes find a woman for the first time and and first wanting to eat her like some animal and be teach what she could do . awwwwh . sorry and i be stifle a yawn a i relive the plot . the end of the film have some 100 or so mostly naked woman on screen with all the erotic feel of pull a scab off your knee . this movie be painful to sit through and offer nothing of any real merit whatsoever . the fact that it spawn a sequel doesn not surprise me a it offer that one thing which will prick viewer interest tail .