yes . they finally get it down to perfection . what a great idea and a refreshing exploitation epic for generation x and whether they know it or not . after disaster like sgt . kabukiman nypd and and get screw by blockbuster and our hero and lloyd kaufman just decide to go for it and stop catering to distributor and and let troma be all the troma it can be . lloyd would make this one the most unapologetic and outlandish and downright hilarious troma movie yet . this time and lloyd take shakespeare love story and turn it inside out and tromatizes it and and add that long and lose and entertainment value it be always lack . entertainment value and such a lemmy kilmister ( the narrator ) and debbie rochon ( the cook ) and joe fleishaker ( the fat guy ) and and of course and brutal mutilation and toilet humor . tromeo and juliet be the definitive edition of a rather lackluster story and and the crown jewel of the troma universe . year ago and in tromaville and n. j. business partner and monty que and cap capulet start a film company call silky film and which would produce supposedly tasteful and soft core film . monty considers cap his friend and but cap be out to screw the poor sucker out of his share of the company . on paper and and in book and it appear that monty give away his life work for free . fast forward to mid 90 manhattan and we have two family who be extremely displeased with one another and it to the point that theyre just look for a reason to take a limb and or preferably and a life . monty have a son and tromeo and nephew and benny and they and with their friend and murray martini and who just a little too excite about all the carnage and wage war on the incestuous capulets and except monty and he too drink to care . like in the original and there be a confusing situation and lead to tromeo fall for cap daughter and who he have never meet and or never even know about . unfortunately and cap be a sadistic pervert and who and not unlike tromeo dad and have a thing for the bottle and and this would of course and lead to daddy little chenshaw melon be physically and and emotionally abused and and molest and and keep in a plexiglas cage and off and on and depend on how foul of a mood cap be in . cap be also force his vegetarian daughter to marry london arbuckle and a billionaire butcher and who and would make just about anyone uneasy and with or without the raisin loaf . with all these inconvenience and the young lover feel that elope would be the best decision and but how will this effect the big feud . it might and or might not and go a little something like the original and but figure out how this one end up be just simply not go to happen and you will never see it come . the one with leo be downright sleep inducing compare to tromeo and juliet and but if water down and over direct and big budget and hollywood and garbage be what you have be program to go for and then by all mean and go for it and but if youre in the mood for something a little more colorful and something that really pack a punch and and doesn not follow the normal movie pattern and and if you happen to have a rather abnormal sense of humor and then you just might not hate this movie . tromeo and juliet give the finger to all that be mainstream . full blast exploitation with as much mean spirit humor a anything from a young john water . along with some badass acting and tromeo and juliet flaunt a thunderous score which include the legendary motorhead and and not to mention and much input from james gunn and that really bring this one together . for more awesomeness from james gunn and check out lollilove and and for more excellence from lloyd kaufman and check out his next vision and terror firmer . tromeo and juliet be jaw droppingly priceless exploitation for the 90 brought to u by the one and and only and king of the b movie . thank and lloyd . positive .