dolemite be the touch story of dolemite ( get ta love blaxploitation film title ) and an ex con who probably should still be in jail . he get in trouble with cop and friend and drug dealer and woman and prostitute and and society in general . he just not that likable a guy . neither be the movie and though it still hilarious and worth watching . the flimsy premise be that dolemite ( play with as much enthusiasm a star rudy ray moore can muster ) be in jail for a crime he claim he do not commit . when a drug hit or a drug bust or drug something be about to go down and the warden release him to stop it and or help it and or just watch it . not very clear . all i know be that i be unaware that the justice system free convict in order to allow them to prove their own innocence . my ignorance and i guess . the plot be convolute and unimportant and basically dolemite go around kill people ( usually with very poorly choreograph karate ) and have sex and and curse out people and sometimes even rhyme too . the joy of the movie be it total incompetence and and it total indifference in the matter . i stop count the number of time i saw the boom mike after it be in one scene for the entire duration ( about two minute of film ) . i stop question why the warden be look down at where dolemite be sit and even after he stand up and walk around and when they cut back to the establish shot and dolemite be inexplicably sit down again . i stop wonder why dolemite dress like that when he get naked on the street to change and because he do not want to get in his car with the ugly ( read represent normal ) clothe the jail give him . and i stop wonder where he learn karate when he jiggle his hand on a guy stomach and somehow cut him open . the only time i be ever remotely nervous and tense be when the disgusting and flabby white mayor be walk around totally naked with nothing but a towel hang around his neck which just barely cover him up . you keep say cut away . cut away . cut away but by the time they do and you be already emotionally scar . the movie be ridiculous in every way imaginable . moore a dolemite and be either funny and cool and or both . if youre on the lookout for a bad movie and you have find it with dolemite .