this be possibly the hand down worst movie every made and that actually take itself seriously . and not a a result of the acting and because be an actor and i have to say that rickman and stowe have to be at their best and just to escape need electro convulsive therapy after the principle photography wrap . be one of the 57 people that actually saw this movie in theatrical release and i have to say i have never before or since experience a movie where the movie end and credit roll and the house light go on and and no one move from their seat . about five minute after the house light go up people start come out of their coma to look around and and i think most of u think and okay we get it and that be a joke and right . and they be go to show the real movie now . eventually and after the usher hand out disguise and and we swear an oath of secrecy to never admit we be there and we felt that it be safe to leave and pray that we would not be see leave the auditorium . i have see some pretty bad movie in my day and ( i have cinemax for goodness sake ) and but i be still bitter that i will never and ever be able to recover those two or so hour of my life that i lose watch closet land .