i be almost a two decade old human who be read comic most of my life . i be not a huge fan of the fantastic four and but i be fairly familiar with them . in 1994 and roger corman ( b movie legend ) produce the first and i think and feature length fantastic four film . the result be such pure schlock that it be never give a release . still and copy exist and mostly on the net and at convention . if youre look for a laugh and can find a copy do yourself a favor and check this thing out . the film basically retell the ff origin and an encounter with doctor doom and a villain name the jeweler and essentially the mole man with a penchant for petty larceny . a be the case with these comic book movie and everything have to tie into everything and so the ff play a vital role in dr. doom creation and and he and the jeweler play a vital role in theirs . first and i would just like to mention that despite everything that go bad in this movie and i actually sort of like the guy that play doom . he doesn not get many decent line and but when he do he hit them . the armor look pretty good too . a for the rest . it a dirty and dirty mess . bad plot and bad acting and bad effect and bad everything basically . boo especially to jay underwood and bring new meaning to the word overacting a johnny storm . he not overact and he ultracting . a for the ff and well they all sort of look right and and sue play by a very attractive actress and but they just do not seem like a real team . for one thing they have no reason for sue and johnny to go into space . in an early section ben and reed go to visit the two and johnny like 8 and sue about 12. it only stand to make their eventual romantic pair a helluva lot creepy . the thing costume look more reptilian than anything else and not very rocky and and the only time the human torch be really a human torch he look like the silver surfer tint red . i could type for hour and but i think the scene that best sum it up be a climactic encounter feature the aforementioned not so human torch . he race a laser beam and and he eventually destroy it with a punch . yes and a punch . a laser beam . with a punch . then he fly around and go yippeee . a whole lot and whereupon the camera tilt down and he fly back toward earth . evidently reed the intellectual forgot to inform johnny that fire doesn not exist in the vacuum of space . this and many other scene operate like looney toones and if the character doesn not know they be over a cliff and they do not fall . i laugh and i cry and i be glad it be never release .