i be from texas so i think i know big hair and but the female villain in this movie have humongous hair . whenever she be on the screen i couldn not concentrate on anything but her hair . take about stage presence . there seem to be a lot of people with hear problem in this movie also . there be a traffic warden write out a parking ticket who somehow do not notice the owner plunge toward the car screaming at the top of his lung until he hit the car . then there be a guy in a phone booth who couldn not hear a huge bulldozer come at him until it be 5 foot away . all the hit men in this movie seem a bit deaf and no one have to sneak up on them . the one hand hero of this movie be so whiny and ineffective that it be funny . the bar fight be pretty funny . there be a priceless scene where the hero and his girlfriend just have sex and judge from their expression and it wasn not good for either one of them . it make me laugh out loud . this movie be on the 50 movie pack martial art set if you want to see a lot of bad movie ( with a few decent one ) .