i would probably want to give this movie a zero if not for the climax and which involve not really snake on a train and but rather train in a snake . the premise be cook up far more than likely over the course of a night of beer after hear about snake on a plane in production ( this and in fact and be release to coincide with that film release ) . the joke be probably not lose on those who will seek this out while i do not think there would be a soul out there who would consider this anything a a serious action thriller effort ( unless on an ironic level beyond the capacity for rational thought ) . it about a mayan curse place on a woman who damn by her family for leave with another man and and be soon see sicken and cough up green slime lace with and of course and snake . she and her beau go on a train head for los angeles and and very soon after the more than cliché character be privy to snake overtake the train with the originator woman become a snake herself . if it would be worth list more about the movie i would and but there isn not enough time during the day . all that can be say for the quality factor be that it almost on existent while there be student short film with large budget . maybe that be a wise calculation on the filmmaker end and that there would be so many copy sell and just for the joke factor alone and that they would re coup their budget in the first weekend . because by look at the set ( the train themselves change randomly in the middle of a scene . ) and the actor ( if you can call them that and with only one other actor the one with the very thin hair who hit on the one woman throughout the movie who benefit from the flick be produce ) and the fx ( also next to non existent and make the effect in snake on a plane seem like star war ) and and the actual cgi snake themselves and with the final huge behemoth snake something to behold in sci fi movie channel term . this all mean and basically and that it be a laugh riot every step of the way ( especially and as cruel a it sound and when a little girl becomes involve in a snake attention ) and with the very disregard for good taste work well in it favor . this be say and it be also 100 % disposable and like a b movie sour flavor lollipop .