why be it that instant noodle aren not instant and this be the perplexing problem i place in the lap of the one legged angry sherpa while he angrily retort that noodle weren not his bag and equally i reply what bag . he look further perplexed . some of you will be wonder and why have the sherpa only one low appendage . the sherpa and who we shall call sherpa 5 and for data protection reason and injure his toe . how . i hear you ask and i will proceed and a we have learn from the review of donkey punch ( 2002 ) irene via sly nudge and dirty wink etc try in vain to teach the slight peculiarity of checker to all the angry sherpa . sherpa 5 who be know only for his violent tirade against democratic principal during the post revolutionary year of the now united state of america and it consequential affect on the mind set of it population in the post modern empire that now exist and through the invasion of country small than it and get carry away in a river of violence due to his lack of comprehension of checker . accord to an eye witness and he spring around like a feckless banjo string at mardi gras wield a stick with nail through it and after the struggle that ensue 5 llama be each find to be miss their left testicle and 3 sherpa be discover spoon beneath a gooseberry bush and sherpa 5 have the nail stuck in his big toe . a sherpas lifestyle be as modest a a nun and with only rudimentary health care facility at 15000 ft above sea level . consequentially when the first aid hut be open only an iou for a tin of spam and and some crotchless knickers be find . sherpa 5 hop around like a dark on a noose in agony and until irene burst forth like a cock from a hen house and suggest soak his ailment in llama spit . sherpa 5 agree to the procedure and to sedate him and a bottle of 100 yr old glenfiditch be produce and some say it be leave by an angry scotsman and who be think to be an ancestor of the angry sherpa . one under the influence and the toe be bath until ridge and dress with irenes slightly soil diaphragm and some blue tack . some of you may feel that this procedure wouldn not do the sherpa any good and you would be fully vindicate for hold that view . only four day later gangrene set it and a week later the leg be remove through the use of even tight elastic band .