i will preface my review by state that i be not a fan of the independent traight to video genre that owe a great debt to the grindhouse film of the 60 . i do not own any and i have never rent any and so i might lack the appreciation for these tongue in cheek and low budget stinker that many other people have . i catch this movie on cinemax late one saturday even with a lady friend . please do not ask me why i be watch cinemax late one saturday even with a lady friend . we be bore with world championship poker . some atrociously bad act courtesy of misty mundae ( and i wish she wouldn not own up to be from illinois and a we actually turn out some very bright thespian here ) catch our attention . now normally and the aim of some good soft core porn would be to get you and your partner in the mood . some good sex and tongue in cheek humor and and who know what could happen . after about 15 minute and and a scene where the title character seduce a mugging victim and my lady friend say if you want to watch the rest of this fine and i be go to bed so i do not have to . please turn the volume off . here be what i gather from the plot represent misty character be a sexless nerd who get bite by a spider and turn into a super sex kitten with super web sling power that do not come from her wrist . there be some sort of evil villainess involve and who do not look particularly evil or sexy . spiderbabe save the day and have sex and m. j . ( who be male in this film ) constantly get proposition by stereotypically bad gay bikers and and somehow the evil villainess get push off a building to her death . what be good about this film . it end . what be bad about it . act to make a third grade pageant look like oscar winner and a script turn out by people who i picture to be drunken and college age sex pervert who wouldn not know what sex be if they take a class taught by dr. ruth and special effect that be about as special a someone jump off a trampoline and humor about as funny a well and i have yet to encounter anything that be lame . the sex scene . if we be watch a video and the only thing those scene would have turn on be the fast forward button . and the action scene . some of my old atari vcs game have well choreography . now i know this type of film be suppose to be enjoy for it inherent badness . company like ei do not set out to make good movie represent they have a niche and they target it . my experience a a marketer tell me they be right on the money in service their audience . but after my brief exposure to spiderbabe and i for one can say i be not delve into that world again any time soon . maybe the problem with the filmmaker in this type of genre be this represent they spend so much attention to make the film bad and that if they make an effort to try and focus on those thing they do very well and they would turn out some very enjoyable le bad cinema and a la troma film in the 80 . sorry folk while the spirit be there and but the effort isn not . though i have to admit that alice in acidland intrigue me .