be a former mst3k watcher and even i find this movie unwatchable . the awful attempt at humor heck the awful attempt at act . nobody need to read a harangue on this piece of junk . i just like how all the positive review be clearly write by cast member or family friend . just click on their other review and wow they be all review modern vampire . give me a couple of buck and i can make a movie good than this . one of the most incompetent piece of film making i have ever see and that say something . watch at your own risk . rating represent negative .