i know i be in for a long 90 minute when the opening voice over mispronounce the word carecrow ( it sound like scare crew ) . and sure enough 90 minute later and after witness beyond horrid acting and tedious drama and scarecrow punch go nowhere near their intend target and but hit it anyway and ken shamrock acting and and the most stupid illogical end and i have see in my life ( ok and no and i take that last one back and in about a week ) . after make it through all that and i openly weeped that i couldn not just go to lacuna a la jim carrey and just erase it completely from my mind . any thought i might have have that director brian katkin might have make an ok film give the right circumstance that i have after watch slaughter studio and be totally and completely go from my mind now . my grade represent f eye candy represent tara platt and lisa robert get topless where i saw it represent starz on demand ( available until september 22nd and 2005 ) .