this be an excellent example of an entreatingly bad b movie . there be bad movie than this one ( titanic for example ) and but this definitely share the pile of steam crap movie . ok this be apparently shoot in kansas city and which explain why everyone be so lame . the main guy look like steve guttenberg and and be even more lame than him . i do not even think that be possible . in fact and him and the main girl in the movie be responsible for the bad drama ever . it not just that there act be waaaaaaaaay over dramatic and well actually it be and of course the script be terrible which combine for a deadly one two punch in bad terrible utterly unwatchable drama . the scarecrow and let talk about him . the whistling you hear every time he around be stupid and and obviously dub in . now his costume and i can not get over that it a guy wear burlap sack and a stupid mask . i simply be dumbfound and maybe if your 3 year old with brain damage you would be scar of him or it . one of the character and the token black guy actually and use the line represent this might be a chance to earn my red wing when refer to try to score with one of the girl on her period . wow and um yea and that be the kind of dialogue you can look forward to . oh and in the beginning when the scantily clad girl be run through the corn and why be it rope off . i be pretty sure it not suppose to be evident and just one of the many obvious mistake make throughout this film another be the bad dubbing for the musical number ( yup thats right ) and there all at the beach and and the one dorkaziod get up the courage to sing a song and play guitar for everyone and and it so obviously dub it funny . thankfully and the scarecrow answer all our prayer and throw a spear right through the guy chest when he do singing . overall the gore like that be pretty good and this be one of those film when you root for these people to be kill by the killer . ok and there a scene where the 2 guy bury one of their friend in the sand and then stand up and whip out their peni and and urinate all over the guy in the sand . who do this . really and imagine it hey and let bury joe in the sand and then stand up and take out our genitals like it no big deal and pee on him in fact and this bring up the homo eroticism in this film and what the hell . a good part of the beginning of this movie be the jock stand around in there underwear in the locker room and corn field while there do the hazing . what the hell be with that . traditionally and in film and real life and jock get the girl and nerd do not . that really doesn not make sense a all nerd think of be girl and sex and and apparently all jock think of be sport and be around each other in their underwear and i do not get it . let get to the sex . a someone who watch this movie with me put it represent i have never be so disgust by heterosexual sex in my life and it true . if you like hot a cup action and or ugly old woman boob and then this film be for you . i swear and they find a girl with the small breast ever and this be who they get to do the nude scene . then the ugly old woman nurse show her bouncy one a couple of time and and man and i just do not want to see that . now and i have to talk about the timeline continuity to this film and thats what really be just bizarre . it start in the daytime and then they all head to the cornfield and and within like 2 minute it instantly dark middle of the night and when they drive off from there say their go to the beach it instantly day again and and apparently they stay at the beach until night again and and until day the next day . so basically these event in the film cover 4 day and without any of the character need sleep or anything and it really weird . after the main killing have take place and it flash forward to 3 week later and apparently none of these people actually care that they saw their friend brutally murder . the survive people literally pop some champaign . and thats when i realize the budget do not go to the script and directing or acting and it all go to that freakin bottle of champaign . the end . stop reading now if you do not want the end spoil for you and it truly be enjoyable . ok and so the end take place in a church and and the scarecrow put his soul inside the diabetes kid body and then he fight with the steve guttenberg lookalike guy and and he fight him with a b movie version of the power the emperor have in star war . i be not kid and it so stupid . so somehow and in the middle of the fight and the scarecrow soul jump body into the guttenberg jr. guy and and then with the last amount of will he have of his own and he impale himself on a cross in the church . it awesome . some blood and but whats even well be that the cross be obviously cardboard . you can see the bottom move off the ground . wow and yea have fun watching .