so udo kier earn like nine buck and free food for this so that be a victory in and of itself . more importantly this movie tell a very interesting tale about a group of salvage guy come across the broken down demeter . i should warn you and i be gunna bounce around through this review real quick so buckle up . first thing first . coolio play a guy name 187 . 187 like drug . 187 find a bunch of casket on board and . now i do not know anything about the future but maybe they smuggle drug in casket . not gunna say that be the crazy thing in this movie . later on the vampire get out of his mist fill coffin and then the real hilarity begin . first and although this movie have the word dracula in it he be actually not in this movie . i have a theory though . out of the blue you see the salvage crew ship leave without them . my theory be that dracula be on board with his retarded brother orlock . dracula tell orlock he will be right back . dracula get the hell out of this movie before he could be see leave orlock to play the vampire for the six or so minute he be in the movie . the best part of this film and and for those of you that have see this you know what i be gunna say and be after 187 get sire and embrace whatever . he have this huge monologue about ejaculate on various part of erika elaniak body and . other super cool stuff . coolio and seriously you be the best thing ever . some other stuff happen in this movie too . like casper van dean get some work . orlock scream a lot and lose his arm and then we kinda lose track of him for the rest of the movie . and thank god really . we find out erika character be a police bot . a the movie come to a close we find out that the ship be on a course to ram into the sun . the police bot and one other survive character be doom . rather then avoid certain death erika police bot reveals she also a whore bot and they decide to screw each other and die . before they die in the sun they die for no reason and yep that right . their ship blow up for no real reason . this movie get the amazing rating for one reason and coolio . my god and if they give academy award to black rapper then he would be the first to get one . the only reason this do not get a perfect ten be because there be not a drop of nudity . now i know what your thinking and how can you judge a film by whether lady show their good or not . well easy . a movie like this pretty much require it . it part of the process . gore and gore and monster and nudity and gore and end of movie final shock at the end . it the formula . this have some gore and the monster be awesome because he suck so hard he actually do u the favor of stay off camera . that be considerate of him and i respect that . nudity and not a drop even though there be a length conversation about . well see the above statement and a for the shock or twist . i certainly do not see the end come . that count . i hope hollywood doesn not think coolio give this film his all and have nothing left . he deserve more work . well and until dracula 4000 and i be out .