well first and for most i would just like to say that i be back out of retirement from write well deserve comment about horrible movie . only the movie in titled scarecrow go wild could bring me back and so here i be . with that be say and i like to start off with this comment . ouch . this movie be really horrible and i mean i know it be go to be bad . but i have no idea that i would be spend 60 minute out of a possible 90 minute film laugh at what i think be a horror movie . let start with the big flaw of the film ( to me that be ) . ken shamrock . now if memory serf me correctly and shamrock be one of the world most dangerous men . now if memory serf me again and he be also in this stupid movie be a stupid comic relief ( or that how it look to me ) . i mean how else do you explain all of his line . my all time favorite line of his in this so called movie be it be a long time come . ok. the funnest thing about that line be that no more then five minute prior to him say that and he be sit on the beach talk to the soon to be dead kid about how the dam scarecrow could not be kill . so if he have knowledge of this and why on earth would he start try to combat it as soon a he see it ( the scarecrow that it ) . like i say before and he must have be the comic relief and except i do not think his ufc buddy where laugh . now that i have finish that well deserve paragraph on to the movie . i will admit that i can not remember a lot of scene and and that not good consider that i just watch the movie no more then fifteen minute ago . so what i be go to do be list the top five thing wrong with this film 1. usually when horror movie monster have their own theme music and it not hear by the victim or even by the monster itself . so why be just about every person involve in this movie able to here this pathetic whistling . i mean i saw the scarecrow face and nothing about it say that he be the whistling type . 2. why on earth be there murder on a beach . i be sorry and but throw out history beach be associate with party time and vacation type feeling . but i guess this horror movie think it be go to be such a success that it would change all of that . plus be it me or do the beach seem to be the size of someone living room . i mean every time an actor or actress be run around on the beach and it look a if they be run in the same spot . 3. the girl run in the gray sweat pant . that really bother during the duration of this film . i mean she look so ridiculous . plus it do not help any that she look a though she be the young out of the whole group . i mean what be she like twelve or something . there no excuse for someone to be that thin on camera . i mean doesn not the camera add like ten pound or something and so what be her excuse . 4. people try to get record deal on camera . just when i think that this movie could not get any cheesier and out come the wan na be gorth brook and oh man be he lame . i do not remember the whole scene and but from what i do remember it be not pretty . this one guy start sing this song about something that have nothing and and i mean nothing to do with what go on in the film . the funny part of the whole happening be how everyone seem to be enjoy this . i mean the only person who doesn not really know how to response to this be the token black guy . and that sad because if i be not mistaken he be the one that encourage this late addition of american idoal . but here where it get funny . while this guy be all into his new song or whatever . in the far distance we see or villain aka the scarecrow . and boy do he look pied off at this . i mean there actually a moment where he look like he really jealous of this guy . so what do he do about this jealousy and well i be glad you ask . he wait for the guy to finish his song and and then he finises the guy . i do not want to give the death scene away and but i can tell you this . if that scene doesn not make you laugh and then nothing on this earth will . 5. this movie be way longer then i expect . and it do not help that they try to pull some pathetic twist bullst at the end to squeeze another 10 minute out of this film . i mean i will admit and i do not see the twist come and but that have a lot to do with the fact that i be hop that the film be over and do with . but no they have to do they twist st. needless to say that when i say that come and i just turn off the t. v. and say fk it and there no way that movie could have get any worser . thanks to my rather fast judgment i can say that i will never know what be to happen next . but i promise that i do not care . all and all the movie be good for a laugh and but please do not buy it . just hype it up to one of your friend and watch it on there expanse .