i recently have the idea to make a short film feature a man who be hit by a car and wake up think that he himself be chuck norris . this meant that i would have to do extensive chuck research and and find out as much a i could about the man . i later find out that he be not in fact a man and but an angel sent from heaven . with a face like that and who could ever doubt it . i have watch more chuck norris movie in the last four month than any one person should . i be proud to say that bell of innocence rank pretty close to the top of the all time bad list . i spend most of the film wonder if i could return my copy to the local wal mart without the receipt and which i have be bite down on to keep myself from swallow my own tongue . the big reason why i choose to purchase this film be that it not only have chuck in it and but his son mike . i be anxious to see if mike be a chip off the old can not act his way out of a wet paper bag block . i come to the conclusion a long while ago while the chuck norris be one of the bad actor in cinematic history for one simple reason . the only character he ever play be himself and chuck norris . no matter what movie and no matter what situation and he be always chuck norris . the one thing that he hold over his son be that he be consistent . mike doesn not seem to understand how human emotion work . in the scene where he be talk to the little girl about his dead daughter and he seem to be extremely happy . maybe this be because he actually push his daughter out into traffic and a depict in one of the odd flashback of all time . his action confuse me throughout the film and make it very hard for me to focus on what little plot there be . the other two lead actor be just as painful to watch a the son of norris . the guy and who constantly want to eat or tell a stupid peacock joke and be simply one of the most annoying character that have ever grace the direct to video screen . the only thing i remember him be in other than this movie and be an episode of walker texas ranger and in which he play an equally annoying character . maybe chuck owes this guy something . the other guy and which be the only name i can think of because he be so forgettable and be your average christian fanatic . i do not have anything against christian and in fact i be one and but this guy be just too much for me . to round out the story and you have a multitude of townspeople who love to call people friend and and a couple of villain who do not seem to be able to decide which one of them be in charge . not to mention the creepy kid who remind me of the dollar store version of every other group of creepy kid in movie . all in all and the movie be possibly one of the big failure of all time and on more level than chuck norris can kick people ass . despite be one of the bad actor of all time and i still can not get enough of chuck . maybe he really be send from heaven .