tip represent have it read to you and here how1 ) copy and paste this to notepad ( not word ) 2 ) go to . start > all program > accessory > accessabilty > narratorhaving your testicle iron . when jonathan ross start his career he be on a show call the last resort now a day he be the first resort to host anything and anything . tv award show that half the time he be up for nomination in and comic relief and chat show and quiz show and game show and charity show and brighton . just when you at you wits end and think you can find salvation in the wireless the lisp twang of good old j. r. hit you like a freight train go none stop from texas to downtown n. y. that have lose a hour and be try to make it up . about this show ( fnwjr ) . it a normal chat show format with j. r. a host and a house band that concisest of four gay men ( ha ha ha and ow my ache side . ) and season one have andy davis and but he leave or be fire to give way to ross ego . ross will more less use his guest a prop and you really do not hear them speak because of his it my ball and i will take it home attitude and you also see that the big the guest the more he be willing to lie and suck up to them and to get in with the big boy ( like the weak kid at school who hang round with the bully ) . however when a small reality t. v. star come on he will happily humiliate them and ask personal question about the past and tell them about their lack of talent to get the laugh . sometimes he will under estimate the popularity of a guest and say something to belittle them and then when the audience act shock and he will quickly turn and start make himself the fall guy and the best example of this be when life on mar star john simm come on and he say how do someone like you get work and your ok look but not hollywood good look ( bare in mind the hugh jackman and halle berry be in the green room and he be really only try to suck up to them before they be even on the couch ) . when the audience act shock ross quickly say what and i be bit light head from wear that corset and i do not know what i be say . if he do not have any low form of tv life on he will just dig at the four gay men on the piano with joke more out of date than his fashion . it very much a different story when a hollywood a lister or big tv star come on the show in that he will tell them story to humor them . when some actor explain that he be in a support band then jonathon ross will say something like wow and well he ever i go to see a band i be try to look interested for the support band and to make them feel a though they be want with an underline message be please like me and i be probably one of the people that cheer you when you be in your band . top this off with an audience of ross fan so hook on every bad old joke and bulling and it really make for a poor show . your good off watch u chat show instead and they be more scripted but not anywhere near as hard to watch .