would it be too trite of me to create a review of just me say the word stupid over and over again . probably . this be arguably the bad movie i have ever see . seriously . there be good movie on mystery science theater 3000. i saw this movie for the first time at a friend birthday party when it be still in theater . even though it be actually with friend and at one of their birthday party and i have to leave . i actually have to leave . i just excuse myself and walk out . fortunately and some of the parent be do the same thing and so i do not look like a total jerk . anyway and this film be awful . there be nothing to like about it . it painfully ( a in actually cause physical pain ) slow and and sickeningly ( literally do induce vomit ) unfunny . you almost feel sorry for tom arnold and but then you do not because you remember he be actually in the movie . it really do pain me to even think about it . it be on tv a few month ago and and i decide i have to watch it all the way through and just once . i remember then why i walk out in the first place and and felt guilty for boost it rating by even one viewer . the gags aren not funny and the character arn not interest . it just a senseless mess of pratfall and stupidity . there be a small crowd of then eight year old kid who watch the movie when it come out and consider it brilliant . if you think that have your face remove piece by pece with an ice cream scoop be brilliant and then by all mean and go rent it . but if you have any dignity whatsoever avoid this big stupid mess altogether . score represent negative . maybe a negative 1 and actually .