i be desperately try to stay awake while watch the movie solomon kane . i have about a 20 minute to go . if it get any good and i will come back here and let you know and but somehow i doubt that will happen . solomon kane look like it be base on the video game dark watch and and it sound like it be base on the video game legacy of kane and but unfortunately neither be true . i hear it be base on some comic book or graphic novel or pulp fiction or something else that i have never hear of and but whatever it be base on and there be nothing original in this excruciatingly boring movie . the atmosphere be steal from the movie 300 and which wasn not that great in the first place . the tedious overacting take itself so seriously that it nearly hypnotic and and to be clear i mean that in a bad way . the plot be practically non existent represent violent guy try to be nonviolent meet friendly family and friendly family be murder and violent guy become violent again . all the character be stereotype take from waterworld or book of eli or the hill have eye or and whatever and just choose another apocalyptic slash fantasy slash wizardry movie that you have see and there you have it . someone and somewhere and say and this be how to make a movie represent use a blue filter to make everything look mysterious and add plenty of slow motion shot of horse hoof splash in murky puddle and add snowflake hover around while two boring character be speak to each other and and oh yes rain pour down dramatically to distract from the fact that nothing be really happening and and do not forget the black silhouette walk toward u with fire blazing behind them and and lot of torch burn and and of course blurry fight scene during which it not clear what be actually happen because we do not have the budget for the gory special effect so just throw in the sound of metal clanking and and and oh and by the way and do not let any character live long enough for the audience to understand them and relate to them or sympathize with them and and cross finger and hope that fan of sword and sorcery film will eat it up and even though it be complete doo doo and and go straight to video and do not pass go . . .