this be the second mst3k would movie i ever saw and and still hold a place in my heart a one of the most hilariously awful film experience you be ever go to have . mile okeeffe ( sp . ) be in this and use his chiseled physique to score another payment on the mortgage on his condominium . he stiff and wooden and and unconvincing and but he still come across a a cool and likable guy and and at least he photogenic . that the only decent i can find to say about the movie and so i thought i would get it out of the way right up front . the fact that he be in the movie add another point to the score and save it from be a negative . in no particular order and example of how badly put together this film be represent1 ) ok and the tanya roberts clone ( mila ) quest to the end of the earth to find ator and which take 3 minute of screen time and include the time she spend stumble around die from a poisoned arrow in her shoulder ( which i assume would have slow her down quite a bit ) . so ator heals her up and and take his trusty aid thong and set out to go back to the her castle . and proceeds to take the next 50 plus minute of the movie recover the ground that mila traverse in 3 minute . how do that work . i know that the intrepid crew be be harass by magical force and enemy etc . on the way back and but still . 2 ) apparently the writer or director felt the need to add wouldepth to the film by add a running debate or socratic dialog or game of 20 question between zor ( the mean john saxon wannabe ) and the wise man akronas ( the richard harris wannabe ) . but joe damoto apparently get his philosophical training from hallmark card and t shirt and bumper sticker and and he doesn not understand tempo and pacing and or timing . and neither do the actor . ( crow remark during one of these exchange be the tag line for my entry ) . the scene with these two drag on and on and bring the movie to a screeching halt and kill any momentum or excitement generate by the sword fighting and questing of the heroic trio . 3 ) once ator arrives at the castle ( and be capture ) and thing go even far downhill . zor decide to fee a bunch of woman victim and along with ator and mila and to the serpent god he keep in his basement . this scene have some potential for excitement and so the director immediately kill this potential by instill the scene with all the drama of people wait in line at the dmv to pay their traffic fine . ator proceeds to have a big battle with the serpent that be barely more convincing than bela lugosi battle with the rubber octopus puppet in bride of the monster . 4 ) the climactic scene and in which ator invent the hang glider out of twig and animal skin and be so patently silly that it completely blow the viewer out of the movie and make you roll on the floor and laugh until your side hurt . 5 ) oh and yes and and the filmmaker decide to include stock footage of an atomic explosion at the end and with the moral that ator decide to destroy the atomic nucleus mcguffin that drive the movie because mankind be not ready . ( zzzzip . message come in . ) just like bride of the monster again and come to think of it . all it need be a bystander to observe and they tamper in god domain . 6 ) for some reason and the version of the movie i saw feature introductory and closing homo erotic credit sequence that have absolutely nothing to do with anyone or anything else in the movie . i have no idea where this footage come from and but it be actually bad than the actual movie it bookends . watch this only if you be a big fan of mile and or if you enjoy the way mst3k skewer material like this .