against my own well judgment i go to see this film today and and god i wish i hadn not . awful . the first avp film look like a classic compare to this and it that bad . these guy actually make paul w anderson look like a master storyteller . in fact and this be what i would expect an alien and or or predator film to look like if it be make by uwe boll . this movie actually offend me and and lord only know what would transpire if ridley scott or hr giger be ever force to watch this piece of crap . i can not understand how any fan of either franchise could like this film . truly i do not know where to begin . i mean and the first avp be poop and but it at least a semi interesting story and setting and and occasionally some genuine tension . it do not take itself overly seriously and it could at least be semi enjoy on a purely leave your brain at home basis . but this one and it felt to me a though the people behind it think they be make the next horror masterpiece . one after the other be a contrived uspenseful scene in a dark room or corridor with creepy music playing and essentially bash you over the head say be scar now . a james cameron once say and you can not be tell to be scar and you can only have your own sens heighten . the guy that make this film obviously weren not pay attention because they try everything in the book to force you to be scar rather than let you come to that level yourself . it a cliché for internet nerd to say god and i be so bored from this movie and felt like leave and well this be exactly how i felt and even in the middle of the action scene . they take this film totally seriously and which remove any possibility of enjoyment . even the gag about how government do not lie to their people be play without a hint of irony . a for the character and i know go in that the human character be go to be completely pointless to this film but seriously if theyre go to be on screen at least have them do something that be relevant to the story . i do not care about this guy be beat up by his dreamgirl boyfriend and i do not care about the mother who own daughter doesn not even know her and boo hoo . ( a pair of night vision goggles for a present . give me a break . ) or the release criminal just try to make a decent living and set an example for his brother and what a guy . hell and even the obligatory hot chick in panty moment be more contrived than usual . i get the feeling they expect the audience to be so shock at the end and as well a see chestbursters come out of kid and expectant mother be rap and the like and that that would make up for everything . i do not think so . then we move onto the star of the film and and again very little to write home about . be the alien well design . i wouldn not have a clue because you can never see the damn thing . all you see be one of a mouth and a head and a tail or a really dodgy cg outline climb a wall and and barely enough to actually process that it be in fact an alien before mr i cut marilyn manson and nin music video and think i will do the same thing here editor go at it with the slice tool . also and notice how hack action director always set their film at night and in the rain . hmmmm . the predator could have be fight giant sea monkey for all we know . yes and the predator be more impressive this time around and and i do think some of the new weaponry be cool and but that be about it . also and since when do a predator sound like a dinosaur from the lose world . there be a couple of thing that i kinda like though . one be the use of sound effect and music from the original film ( i also giggle a little bit at get to the chopper . ) and although other reference be stupid ( the main character name be dallas and give me a break ) . i also like the visual fx for the predator vision and as well a how the hybrid alien look ( certainly beat the one from resurrection ) . but really and those be the only positive thing . overall i find this movie inane and pointless and insulting and above all else offensive to the vision of the original creator of both creature . that they have leave the door open for another one leave me almost depress . if they have any decency they would remove dan obannon and ron schusett and hr giger from the credit of this film . they have do nothing to deserve this .