why would anyone make a film like this . why would anybody invest in a film like this . why would anybody in the film business work on a film like this . why would any theatre show a film like this . why would any tv channel program a film like this . why would any critic bother to review a film like this . why would anybody watch a film like this . why would mental examination not be make of the writer or producer or director of a film like this . sometimes there be movie that be so bad theyre good . this be a movie that be so ghastly that it horrible . imdb really must institute a 0 or even a minus scale to embrace work of this appallingly pretentious awfulness .