hello . hello and goodbye . but and before i go and i want to talk to you . i just want to quickly mention a few key point about this film . the first be erotica . especially homo erotica . yes and well . let u begin . when a man and a man love each other very much they fuse together in a spectacular and not to mention tender and explosion of cinema which we call merchant of venice . the homo erotic love be sensual at worse . and even more sensual at best . it be hardcore and emotional . it touch me inappropriately and i be pretty sure i touch it back . and when no one be look i touch myself a little too . i laugh because portia be deny . she be second in line to our friend and the homo erotic love . oh antonio . antoni . just toni . i love you . more than you love that guy . whos name may or may not have contain an b. he be well ugly . antoni be very greasy . he lather his body in an encasement of his own hair grease and sensual juice and proceed to writhe accoss the screena and present himself to the guy with the name i like the movie in conclusion and go see the movie if not for the homo erotic connotation and for the love of a man such a antoni . just toni .