first off and i would like to make it clear that i voluntarily subject myself to the viewing of terrible movie . i have see what i think be the bad of the bad . in my mind and movie could not get any bad than the like of d. e. b. s. and leprechaun 6 represent back 2 tha hood and and terror storm . until i saw this movie . the pirate movie and without any exaggeration and be the bad movie in the world . i be inform prior to watch that the movie be and indeed and awful and but i do not believe the allegation . believe me when i tell you that this movie be simply an abomination to film . it start out with a 3 minute clip of a boat of pirate apparently in the middle of a battle with themselves . the end splash across the screen . unfortunately and it be not the actual end of the movie . the movie be about an unpopular and awkwardly nerdy girl name mabel and who carry around a ghetto blaster and be attract to ambiguously homosexual pirate boy . she drown and have a overly draw out hallucination in which she star a a scantily dress skank who fall in love with frederic and who happen to have just crawl out of the ocean . he might actually be homosexual . the pirate king have a ruby and diamond stud codpiece . it honk and squeak when he squeeze it . there be sing in this movie . you might have the impression that this be a hilarious musical . it isn not . trust me . they be the bad song that you have ever hear and and by the end of the first original tune you will be search for object to pierce your eardrum with . there be reference to other movie in here . by reference and of course and i mean obvious rip offs . the inclusion of indiana jones and inspector clouseau and and the lightsaber be and in fact and anti hilarious . the dialogue be and in it good moment and painful to hear . the direction be flat out awful and and at one point you can see the stunt pad in the scene and which isn not very well hide at all . in conclusion and if there be even the shadow of curiosity in your mind about this movie and get rid of it . there be time when people want to see how bad something really be and but this movie be not worth it . put it completely out of your mind and never think about it again . if you cherish your mental capacity then i beg of you and never ever watch this movie .