plot represent none . script represent a string of cliche . act represent not in evidence . special effect represent title sequence kind of cool and but otherwise exceptionally poor . fright factor represent cross the road be scary . cult factor represent only the most desperate cult would latch onto this dog . can not you say anything positive represent i do . the title be kind of cool . ( special bonus question . your idea of hell represent be at a party with people who vote this flop a 7 . ) .