i would like to start by say i can only hope that the maker of this movie and it sister film the intruder ( direct by the great unheralded stylist auteur that be jopi burnama ) know in their heart just how much pleasure they have bring to me and my friend in the sleepy north eastern town of jarrow . from the opening pre credit sequence which manage to drag ever so slightly despite contain a man crash through a window on a motorbike and the pitiless destruction of a silence lab and the introduction of one of the most simultaneously annoy and anaemic bad guy in movie history and costume design that jean paul gautier would find ott and garish . make no mistake while this be a truly unique experience . early highlight an explosion ( get use to it and plenty more where that come from . ) follow by a close up of our chubby heroine and the most hilarious line reading of the word dad in live memory . and then . the theme song . yeah and this deserve it own paragraph . sung by aj and write by people who really should wish to remain anonymous and it make the song write for the rocky film sound like schubert . this be crap 80 hero motivation narcissism at an all time high and with choice lyric such a it only me and you and it come down to the wire and much talk of have to cross the line ( it will make sense in time our hero care little for the boundary of bona fida police work ) abound . not to mention the indonesian supremes coo the film title seductively . at this point anyone wish to switch off officially have no pulse . our hero be semitic cop peter goldson ( essay brilliantly by intruder star peter obrien ) and the stabilizer of the title . the man bull in a china shop approach to crime fighting and particularly his less than inconspicuous undercover work truly leave much to be desire and but he be without question an entertaining guide through the mean street of downtown jakarta and with local sleaze ball connection captain johnny in tow and as well a peter own waste of space partner in fashion crime sylvia nash and who do little . so many highlight and so little time the slide please arrogance of peter not all too convincingly argue case against chief baddie greg rainmaker ( intruder fan will know hirsute slimy bastard craig gavin a the monstrous john white helluva name eh . no . oh well . ) and the x mark the spot location map stupidity and our hero take horrible advantage of heroine tina probost during a moment of weakness on her behalf and the latter turn up at a sting operation dress like a member of a particularly flamboyant dance troop . and believe me that barely cover it . there wasn not even time to go into the plot revolve around the hunt for a drug detection system and a kidnap professor with an alarm but commendable amount of national pride . or our hero turn up at a funeral dress a if an extra on boogie night . or the absolutely hysterical craic between captain johnny and goldson two guy have never make more heavy weather of buddy buddy shtick than these clown . the trowel be possibly too subtle me think . ah it tail off people and and you never think scene of wanton destruction and general mayhem could be so unbelievably boring and but the character interaction be stupendous and the dialogue truly priceless and the incompetence on show somehow endear . oh and the shoe people watch out for the shoe .