for their credit and this be one of their more competent piece of trash and and that because there considerably good gore and and an interesting take on rip off snake on a plane . but and if there any more of example of the inconsistency behind asylum new rip off it the two character at the beginning whom be illegal immigrant and can not understand nor speak english to a texas man sneak them across the border and yet when they get on a train and meet a friend and they begin understand and speak perfect english . aside from be a pretty bad depiction of a hollywood formula and snake on a train be utterly boring . at least and with snake on a plane we be give the chance to watch actor wax comedic and attempt to be remotely interesting . the mallachi brother installment feature some of the most boring character i have ever see and from an electrical engineer ( gee and i wonder how he come in handy later on ) and to some stoner surfer and right down to our two main character attempt to fight off the snake curse that lurk in the husband wife . snake be never entertaining and and even when it very gory and it still never as good a it have the chance to be and because snake could have be a funny short film and and instead just take itself much too seriously and and never camp it up at any moment . instead of take their small budget and make original film that can set a precedent and they instead force their small budget to work against them in these knock offs . while the mallachi brother seem to be try and the train just look incredibly artificial . it seem almost like a stage play with these inconsistent and awfully bland set piece that try desperately to look like actual train car and while every so often it shake and the background of the window be blur and and the sound effect go off every now and then to let u know theyre actually on a train while not to mention that in such a large extended train there only seem to be about ten passenger on it . and beyond the train fight and and a drawn out sex scene and be force to be subject to a plot that make zero sense . and not even the director can work around the fact that the lethal snake that go on this train look far from venomous or dangerous . the rest of the film stagger onto only about a minute of snake carnage and a bad subplot of an ex drug agent try to molest a passenger . all of this dull exposition end with a really ridiculous climax in which a poorly computer generate snake ( i saw good animation on the super nintendo ) completely swallow the train whole and and be then dispense in a method that should have be exercise from the very begin . asylum score again . asylum score yet again with a hackneyed and lazy and horribly direct and and boring rip off of another good film . snake on a train take itself way too seriously and and that why it never entertain or memorable .