for those expect the cover art and story outline to indicate another entertaining bollywood indian production and beware represent no musical dance number or song of production value exist to brighten the mood in this rather tired story of arranged marriage in the british indian culture with a few variation throw in . a write by roopesh parekh the script jump around topic worthy of discussion only to cover them up with routine avoidance tactic . harmage singh kalirai directs like a traffic cop and try to hold together the disparate subplots to the point of keystone cop tactic . jimi ( chris bisson ) be a medical school student who be gay and have a lover jack ( peter ash ) and they live with jack obese and alcoholic and loose moral aunt vanessa ( sally bankes ) and sally chubby daughter hannah ( katy clayton ) . jimi family be visit by the patel family from delhi who bring their beautiful daughter simran ( jinder mahal ) to england to find a husband . jimi parent ( saeed jaffrey and jamila massey ) and his grandmother ( zohra sehgal ) decide simran be the girl for jimi to marry and arrange an engagement and wedding in the custom of indian way without consult jimi . jimi discover the plot and be too spineless not to go along with it and a decision which enrage jack and infuriate vanessa . hannah tell a little lie to simran ( that she be jimi daughter ) and the wedding be off . when jimi parent visit jimi house they discover the drunken vanessa and be repulse by her and but eventually decide that for jimi happiness they will go along with the fact that vanessa have give them a granddaughter and decide to use the marriage preparation a a wedding for jimi and vanessa . jimi convince the very reluctant vanessa to go along with the idea and before long vanessa be dress in a sari and prepare for a wedding and and jimi and terrify at what he be do just to please his parent and include jack a his best man . at the wed the truth come out and to jimi surprise his family adapts to jimi true self and the day be save by simply be truthful . the cast cop with this silly bit of nonsense rather well and there be some good performance represent chris bisson and peter ash be attractive men and play their role well and albeit without any indication at all of a loving relationship ( the director seem terrify of show the least suggestion of intimacy between the two men ) while sally bankes provide most of the laugh a vanessa while the rest of the cast repeat the stereotype roles they have play countless time in indian movie . this be not a bad film it have it moment but it be just too superficial and tire to make u care about any of the character .