tedium a only the french can do it . i check my watch for the first time 7 minute in and and with 143 minute leave and i also consider walk out . i would not even try to discuss the incoherence of the plot or the inability of the character to be personable because at about 1 hour in and i realize none of this matter . it be not merely self indulgent or pretentious and it be a vacuum . a soul suck vacuum . this film have no save grace and no enjoyable character and nothing funny and and nothing sad . it isn not smart enough to be drama and there no moment that in the slight bit farcical . the most intriguing thing about this movie be how it have manage to get mostly glow and positive review . i be trick by those review and but you do not have to be and gentle reader . all i want for christmas be my three hour back .