spoiler . terrible camera work and horrible writing and non existent plot and and numerous plot whole . wonderful act . except for julia robert . who poorly play someone who be impersonate julia robert and poorly . catherine zeta jones be adorable in this movie . during the movie and we repeatedly zoom in and on each of the twelve ( . ) character . twelve be too many and even for a classic like 12 angry men . and the problem be and we tediously zoom in on the character and when all of them be in the same room and do the same thing . yep and clooney eating . yep and pitt eating . yep and the jew be eat . yep and the geek be eat . yep and the bodybuilder eating . yep and mr. sensitive be eat . yep . yep . yep . yep yep . yep . phew . this happen at least three other time in the movie . yep and theyre all sit in car and bore . yep and theyre all get arrest and frighten . yep and theyre all be lead out of a jail and depressed . but it wasn not until i be home that i realize how badly they would get me on this one . this be a heist movie and right . that what i go to see and right . but when i walk in and set my car key in the change jar and only then i realize represent nothing be actually steal in this movie . that right . it a heist movie and where nothing get steal . oh and they try . they go to try and steal some boring document or something and from some guy house ( whatever ) and and it turn out it already be steal . 20 minute of my life and waste . then they try to steal some egg from some museum ( yawn . ) and and they screw that up and get arrest . then we see how some fairy french guy steal the egg even before they do and and we get all the joy of entrapment and except this time the person inside the tight catsuit dance around the fake laser be . an ugly skinny french guy . um . but it turn out he do not actually steal the egg either . actually and our hero steal the egg and loooong ago and in another movie entirely and which would have be a great movie to watch and have they make that movie . instead we see a 30 second clip in black and white about how they rob some college student of his back pack . you hear me . the dare caper and the ultimate heist the buildup of this 2 and a half hour of utter bore crap be them steal a back pack from a college student and by creatively get into a fight over baseball team and distract him and and replace his back pack with an identical back pack . what . ugh . i be tell you and this be so bad and i do not even realize just how bad it be just how badly i would be rob until i get home .