this be your typical junk comedy . there be almost no laugh . no genuine moment . no memorable line . no scene where you think to yourself and that be clever . nothing . the plot be embarrassingly bad . it ugly to look at and bore as hell . there be no substance here . this movie have nothing . it doesn not matter if farely be in this or not . a crap movie be a crap movie no matter who involve . also and david spade be a terribly unfunny comedian who play the same lousy character in ever movie or tv show that he in . this movie be dead on arrival . there be no life here . no fun . no intelligence . there be plenty of other dumb comedy more enjoyable that this one . this film be just pathetic . negative .