the thing that truly terrify about this be that the filmmaker think they be make something intelligent and sexy . instead they make probably the stupid horror picture of the year . this movie start with a bunch of art snob friend at a gallery . this trashy european weirdo walk up and start talk pretentious fruitiness to the main character and sound like he just walk out of an episode of dark shadow . he then offer her up some stick to smoke ( yes and a freakin stick ) and which she eagerly agree . he pick off some red crap and put it in a spoon for her to freebase . if this ever happen to you in real life and do not do it . she transport to some weird wannabe jean rollin netherworld that suppose to be sexy but isn not and where there this thing that look like a rotted creature from the black lagoon . soon she turn all her artsy sleazeball friends onto her new form of supernatural crack . no matter how much these idiot freak out and turn blue they can not leave it the hell alone . at one point she even make out with the rotten creature . after the final battle and the stupid woman be vaporize or whatever and the so called hero be leave alone to pack up his copy of michael moore dude where my country and can not resist smoke that stick one more time to try to rescue his moron lady friend . what a dope . rate four star for sheer unintentional humor .