eh heh eh heh hey and dude look at these alien . theyre like bite the human and stuff . eh heh eh heh eh heh this must rank amongst the bad movie of all time . it utter drivel for anyone with a modicum of a brain . sure and you have the reviewer on the payroll who give glow review and vote highly for this abomination but it easy to tell who these sell out be . their review be too good . to give a movie like this even a mediocre review claim it have some b movie remedial appeal would be a glowing review . call this a great movie tip the hand of the corporate shill . but enough of that . this movie have about all the bad characteristic a movie can have without be so bad that it enjoyable just to laugh at . the old japanese 60 monster film have a quality that this movie lack . at least in those 60 film you could laugh at just how bad the rubber monster suit look . or laugh at see the string hold the space ship and how the model dangle on the string and how the flame curve upwards out of the back . those movie make fun of how bad they be . alien express ( aka dead rail ) seem to actually think of itself a a good movie which make it incredibly absurd . the effect be awful by today standard . beyond awful . however not quite as bad a the 60 monster movie hence they lack the comedic appeal . the plot and dialogue be about as sophomoric a i have ever see and make even bad by be every bit as predictable a you might expect . i would not even point out the plot and logic hole in this one while it just wouldn not be fair to this pitiable plot ( plus it would take to long to even get start ) . most of the acting be awful while lou diamond phillips must have be very desperate to agree to touch this one . scifi channel be rapidly become the cheap thrill channel and produce movie after movie without an iota of concept or intelligence in the lot . i can only wonder why bother . don not bother with this tripe . it doesn not get any bad .