i watch this movie a couple month ago when it first show up on the shelf of blockbuster . it be officially the only movie that i have want to undo watch . let me start off by say that i like b movie . i consider ice pirate one of the best comedy ever . i will also note that i be a writer and that i have meet the director or writer of this cinematic marvel . evaluate the act represent if i be go to pick a bright spot i would have to point out that dion day have an admirable acting debut with his role in this . for those who do not know and dion be a boxer not an actor so we will forgive him his lame death sequence . why doesn not he fire the shotgun he hold once . budget . to highlight the bad acting would take page so i will stick to the egotistical lead and ryn baskin . ryn ( which seem like a name choose from a comic book because it sound cool ) have maximum face time in this movie and probably because he be a producer . his look be completely fine and but his delivery evoke memory of snl rip on soap opera . i suppose he could only do so much with what be write for him and but part of the blame be definitely his . special effect represent not my specialty and but for a low budget flick i suppose the makeup and gun play be acceptable . it do not bother me and but it also do not impress . write or direct represent oscar for best screenplay be not something i can foresee gerald nott ever win . not only be the plot rudimentary and but the dialog be flat and stilted . i understand stylize hokee ness and but this be just bad write . the thing that bother me most be the theft . nott stole scene and shot and and viggo facial hair from a slew of other movie . the scene where russel crow be walk through the wheat field in gladiator and entire sequence from the good and the bad and the ugly and that sort of thing just doesn not cut it with me . i will choose not to comment on the shooting because i do not know what it take to establish a good shot etc . conclusion represent don not rent this movie and do not even pirate it . it far too bad to waste any time on . the good review may be entirely bogus and after meet gerry it seem more then likely that he be post them himself .