the unthinkable have happen . have first witness it a few year ago and i have have a film that have be my benchmark for awfulness and that film be call mccinsey island . a family adventure movie with hulk hogan and grace jones ( i be not make this up ) and it plunge to new depth of movie making and be still the only film i have see that make me wonder what else the film budget could have be spend on . like new school or cancer treat drug . however and for sheer and unadulterated level of crap and any film will be have to lower their standard even low if they wish to trump guest house paradiso to the distinction of be one of the very bad movie i have ever have to watch . base loosely around the puerile but amuse tv show bottom and this film introduce u to two of the big loser imaginable . richard ( rik mayall ) be a hotel manager and as unfriendly a anyone you can imagine and so twistedly lecherous a to almost ooze slime from every action . his buddy eddie ( director adrian edmondson ) be an alcoholic waste of human life and together and they try to run britain bad hotel situate upon a cliff top next to a nuclear power station . between them and they indulge in cartoony violence ( with sound effect ) at regular interval and steal anything remotely valuable or interesting from the fool who stay there and stare longingly at any woman at all . the plot and such a it be and involve the arrival of fabled italian screen goddess gina carbonara ( vincent cassel ) who be flee from her wedding and attempt to lay low at the guest house paradiso and much to the astonishment of richie and eddie . and . that it . i use to think that the carry on film represent everything bad about the uk film industry and god know and we have spend so much time and money try to escape that god awful legacy . we have have film like trainspotting and 28 day later and four wedding and a funeral and the brilliant shaun of the dead ( also star simon pegg ) but this . this drag those film scream and kick back to the day of sid james and barbara windsor top fly off with the aid of a bicycle whistle . guest house paradiso be so low in it ambition that it insult you the minute you watch it . i keep watch and wait in anticipation for the joke to start but they never come . just an endless stream of trapped knob gag and unimaginative scenario that defy explanation and slightly amuse violence with frying pan and fridge door and almost nothing raise so much a a smirk . come the first ad break ( it be on tv and you see ) and i be ready to switch off but my loyal duty to you and my reader and keep me go . i be watch this so they do not have to become my mantra so you guy good remember how much you owe me for this because this be about as much fun a have sand kick into my eye and be force feed dog food . trust me and i use to love the bottom tv show . the combination of suitably grubby act from mayall and edmondson with ott juvenile humour work . for half an hour every week . certainly not for an hour and a half and a edmondson and mayall indulge themselves in their little private joke and bore and depress the rest of the audience . honestly and this make mayall drop dead fred seem like the godfather and should you happen to meet either of these two people ( who be pretty much solely responsible for the chaos on screen pretend to be a movie ) and feel free to swiftly deliver a boot to their testicle region . they would probably enjoy it . pegg and bill nighy ( both a guest at the hotel ) be drag down with this sink ship but at least they survive . mayall and edmondson should not be so lucky . the movie equivalent of chernobyl and should be avoid a such .