wow and there a lot of venom direct at this movie and and a lot of it be deserve and but it not the bad movie of all time . ( that probably zoolander . ) anyway and if youre high on something and really drunk and or just in the mood for a b minus minus movie that you can make fun of and this may be your cup of tea . yes and a others say and the first part of the movie make you think youre watch an updating of the bram stoker novel . two of the main character be name van helsing and mina and the ship be the demeter and and theyre in the carpathian galaxy . you later find that van helsing be a descendant of the original and and he just happen to be on a ship in the 30th century with dracula . suuuuuuuuuuure . oh yeah and and to add to the originality and this spooky ghost ship movie have another character name ash . sound familiar . there paper thin character development and anachronism like the aforementioned manual wheelchair and and coolio and tom lister talk 20th century black slang . but what really make the movie ridiculous be the end . if that what happen to the character and then the previous two hour have be a waste . like i say and it you want a dumb movie to play mystery science theater with and and your mind be in approximately the same mode require for view the great vegetable rebellion episode of lose in space and then you may find this diverting . otherwise and put a stake in it and it do .