i love diss this movie . my peer always try their best to defend it and probably out of love for quentin tarantino or harvey keitel and but they will never convince me that this one should be treasure . here some huge reason why represent a represent the plot go from kidnap road trip movie to vampire inhabited strip bar slasher flick with no set up whatsoever . suddenly something very real turn into something very fake and which be like sit the audience down to a thanksgiving feast then explode it with dynamite . b represent that untalented juliette lewis be in it . c represent preposterous idea abound such a actual torso and leg guitar and brother with the last name gecko and bad vampire make up job and cheech marin play three character ( . ) and and a crotch base gun that only fire when erect and belongs to a guy who go by sex machine . if robert rodriguez do not pathetically try to be so innovative with his violence and i might have have fun with this obvious popcorn flick . the whole project like he get the idea by play with action figure . the only thing even close to be consider my favorite scene be george clooney laugh out loud cheesy monologue after he kill his blood sucking and horny for child and terrible act brother . i swear i think they think it up right then and there . this movie out to offend and and end up offend those who want the offensive . horrible movie .