good old jess franco . the always reliable choice of director in case youre look for undemanding sleaze and shameless exploitation and 200 % gratuitousness . jess once again really surpass himself with this utterly trashy piece of jungle adventure . let face it and this film be basically just an excuse to have the ravishingly hot ( and underage ) actress katja bienert parade around topless . it actually a rather disturb thought that an innocent 16 year old girl have to walk around a film set naked in front of a whole crew and particularly before the gaze eye of pervert franco . and it wasn not even the first time and since the duo previously already make linda together . anyways and just in case you wonder represent yes and diamond of the kilimanjaro do have a plot and albeit a very imbecilic one . during the opening sequence a plane and carry aboard a wealthy scottish guy and a girl child and crash amidst an african tribe of vegetarian cannibal . i say vegetarian because they never at one point in the film so much even attempt to consume human flesh . the obnoxious scot declare himself the great white leader and the girl grow up to become the beautiful and scarcely dressed white goddess . several year later an expedition reach the middle of the jungle to get the girl back to civilization and even more importantly to steal some of the tribe legendary diamond . this could have be a compelling and action pack adventure movie and but jess franco obviously couldn not be bother . why shoot jungle chase sequence or bloody cannibalistic rite when you can just a easily aim your camera at a hot young chick sit naked in a tree . most of the jungle setting simply appear to be film in someone garden and there a massive amount of clumsily edit national geographic wildlife footage in order to fill up the gap in continuity . the back of the dvd describe diamond of the kilimanjaro a an ingenious and feminist and adult orientate version of tarzan . yeah right and they just put that sentence there because katja bienert character swing from one tree to another use a a couple of time .