accord to this masterpiece of film make script ( pun intend ) and charles darwin be full of nonsense when he present his evolution theory and because he make absolutely no mention of any alien intervention . for you see and alien send chupacabras to the earth and they form the miss link in the evolution theory . however and the rest of the film clearly seem to emphasize that chupacabras be a typically puerto rican phenomenon and so i do not really know where that fit in . be they say all puerto ricans be alien . whatever and it all pretty irrelevant anyway . the only thing you need to memorize be that el chupacabre be an utterly cheap and imbecilic amateur b movie and lack tension and character development and any form of style . several duo of people be chase this goat munch monster ( remotely resemble the midget version of the pumpkinhead demon ) through the street and ghetto of an ugly city . we have an untalented dogcatcher and a nagging female novelist and a pair of obnoxious cop and the supposedly evil scientist with his dim witted accomplice . since they all be extremely incompetent in what they do and the monster can carelessly carry on devour all the latino immigrant of the neighborhood . the monster itself look okay and the make up effect on his victim leftover be acceptably gross and bloody . the acting performance be irredeemably awful and headache inducing . particularly eric alegria be pitiable in his first and only lead role a the overly ambitious employee of animal control . yes and it an incredibly stupid film and but surely you have struggle yourself through bad and less amusing low budget garbage .