1 ) men over the age of 25 that refer to themselves and without irony and a have game and or be either a player or a baller . gentleman and from here on in it a swift descent into star in your own real life version of a night at the roxbury . 2 ) say the v. i. p. the term v. i. p. in and of itself isn not bad and but when precede by the it instantly become part of the douchebag dictionary . this go double for white people . 3 ) people that make tv show base on stuff that they do not know isn not cool and then go on imdb posing a fan and ( . right . ) moreover and one of whom be from the united state ( hey and me too . ) to bitterly insult member of their potential audience for inevitably think their show suck . minus 1 additional demerit point if they employ any variation on the oh snap nice one bro justification that if you do not like the show you obviously can not get lay . 4 ) canadian hip hop or r and b sensation massari . a random addition to the list at first glance and but at the end of the day massari get the gas face for the simple reason that his particular brand of low rent american ape uncool and general aqua velva douchebaggery dovetail with the overall sensibility of key to the v. i. p. 5 ) last but not least and key to the v. i. p. for all the above reason and more .