oh what the heck and i will reveal the secret represent this movie stink . yeah there be some nifty dinosaur effect that and for their time and be probably really exciting to watch . now they do not cut it and but theyre not terrible . theyre just good enough to tolerate without be able to laugh at it . so they just sit there and and i sit watch this and not laugh and not excite and just and well and bore . it stink . if i can exercise my jay sherman for a moment and the film really do . the box promise cowboys versus dinosaur and and in very generic sense it deliver . guy dress like cowboy fight a couple of big dinosaur . but really these guy be a bunch of sissy and and the hero be a loser ( more on this later ) and the dinosaur be hardly intimidate . the plot be a yawner and and there isn not much technically wrong with it that there to laugh at . it all just gray and bland . after some dreadful night cinematography ( film in one and a half color i call it ) and we get the plot which involve some people and do stuff . that be what i caught . oh and they be at the turn of the century in mexico and so they at least dress like cowboy even if they do not act like it . so a bunch of these people and who i think be human and they go in the desert and and they stumble on these dinosaur ( after they find a miniature horse . i do not know and let just move on ) . then the movie degrade into a really pathetic king kong ripoff in the final act . at that point i have lose the will to even keep my eye at television level and and i drift in and out of consciousness . the hero be play by the guy from beneath the planet of the ape who essentially play charlton heston part when heston decide he do not want to be in the sequel . he be pick cause and shock o shock and he look exactly like heston . that about all he have go for him . i be really upset when he be the hero of the film cause all he do be glower and snear and bag the chick in the film ( who name t. j. unfortunately she not a prostitute or finally the origin of the name would have be reveal ) . meanwhile his friend kill all the dinosaur and save the day numerous time and and what do he get for it . not recognition and no nothing . and he die and sacrifice himself for his friend . they do not even wait up for him while they escape . boring and long and slowly pace and with little to enjoy until the film decide to carbon copy king kong script onto it own and it best to avoid this film unless you enjoy pain on the scale of drop an anvil on your eyeball .