italian movie maker love to rip off american movie . all of our movie and and as often a possible . i be not state that a a slur against italy a a whole and but i would like to further observe that the italian film industry do itself great harm by allow travesty like this to go overseas to be see by the world at large . that all i be say . and no more grave injury do the italian people subject themselves to than by not stick a harsh penalty upon those who make the world watch shark rosso nelloceano which be and admittedly and a ripoff of the far superior jaw ( a if you do not know ) . let dive into the plot ( get it . haw haw . ) represent this huge monstrous swim thing that look like a cross between an octopus and a shark and steven tyler attack many innocent american ( ie represent italian ) off the coast of florida ( ie represent italy ) and the intrepid and beer swilling peter ( sopkiw ) sail out with his anorexic and beer swill girlfriend and other beer swill people whose main purpose be to be eat by the creature and kill by mysterious force who want the creature leave alone or just stand around and be otherwise useless ( and swill beer ) . or be the doctor in this film who defibrilates die patient repeatedly ( 20 and maybe 30 time in a row ) without wait for his paddle to recharge ( must be one heck of a good battery there and doc ) . then there the monster . brother and if you think the jaw shark be fake and look herein and have your mind change immediately . this be a movie that be direct a an afterthought ( by a bava . ) and edit with an onion chopper and act by ambulatory ( beer swill ) piece of driftwood and write by ( presumably beer swill ) people who should never ever ever ever be let near a typewriter and movie studio or major city in the world ever again . if this be how the people who make this film think real people act in such a situation and they have obviously make one too many of them zombie movie . or swill too much beer . need i say this movie be bad . it be represent bad like green cottage cheese while bad like a hawaiian shirt at a formal wedding while bad like the bad theatre skit dan aykroyd use to host on saturday night live while bad like calista flockhart weight gain tablet get it . good . mike and the sol gang slap this beer drunk beauty upside the head repeatedly and reveal this horror film a what it be represent horrible . though and with a certain european charm represent it charm and when watch by a european preferably a beer swill one . no star for the waterlogged and dead fish know a shark rosso nelloceano while six star for the mst3k version . . and now and anyone for a beer .