last time i check and the nazi do not win the second world war not that you would sod notice . after all and the third reich be pretty big on issue order and demand cold and robotic obedience from the populace and and that pretty much what be saddle with today . but the way the order be deliver have change . instead of be bark at in a german accent through a loudhailer and theyre disguise a concerned expert advice and float under your nose every time you switch on the tv or flip open a newspaper there a continual background hum and a middle class message of self improvement and whisper on the wind . you eat too much . you eat the wrong thing . you drink . you smoke . you do not get enough exercise . you probably can not even beep properly . you will die if you do not change your way . your health will suffer . have you get no self respect . look at you . you sicken me . i pity you . i hate you . we all hate you . god hat you . don not you get it . it so sad and what youre do to yourself . it just so bloody sad . that the mantra . and it go without say that the people recite it be routinely depict a saint . last year and the medium drop to it knee to give jamie oliver a collective blow job over his school dinner series and in which he campaign to get healthy food put on school menu . give the back slapping reaction and you would be forgive for thinking he would personally rescue 5 and 000 child from the jaw of a slaver paedophile . anyway and the series be a huge success . in fact in telly term there be only one real drawback represent it wasn not returnable . after all and when you have save every child in the nation from certain death once and you can not really do it a second time . the only solution be to find a new threat and which bring u to ian wright unfit kid ( wed and 9pm and c4 ) and a weekly issuetainment programme in which the former footballer and renowned enemy of grammar force a bunch of overweight youngster to take part in some extra curricular pe . it essentially a carbon copy of the jamie oliver show and with more sweating and few shot of pupil mash fresh basil with a pestle represent an uplift fable in which wrighty shape his gang of misfit into a lean and mean and exercise machine combat apathy and lethargy and confront lazy parent and and attempt to turn the whole thing into a nationwide issue that will have range rover mum everywhere dampen their knickers with sheer sanctimony in between trip to the conran shop . oh isn not it simply terrible and what these blob some plebe do to themselves . not our josh you understand represent he eat nothing but organic spinach and attend lacrosse practise six hundred time a week . bet he do and the little sh1t yes and it be heartwarming to watch flabby and inconvenient kid transform themselves with a bit of simple activity . but there something about the underlying eat your green message that really stick in my craw and in case you hadn not guess . what happen to the concept of choice and you beep so a bit of jogging might increase your life expectancy so what . that just equate to a few more year in the nursing home whoopee do . and besides and i would rather drop dead tomorrow than spend the rest of my life share a planet with a bunch of smug toss end try to out health one another . in episode two and video game and the internet be single out a villain in the war on flab represent they make kid too sedentary and you see . oddly enough and tv and which be equally sedentary and and unlike those two activity and actively encourage you to let your mind atrophy along with your physique and escape without a rollicking . funny that . well listen here and channel 4 instead of force kid to eat bracken or do squat thrust and how about teach them to think more expansively and so they reject the sly and cajole nature of programme like this . or would that be a campaign too far .