why do i have to go out and buy ( yes buy . ) jack frost 2 represent revenge of the mutant killer snowman . maybe it be a burst of temporary mental derangement . but i be guess it because i kind of enjoy the first jack frost . it be a silly but funny horror comedy which have some okay effect by scream mad george . that and the fact that on the back cover of the sequel there be this nice picture of this guy impale by this giant icicle ( come out of his mouth with a lot of blood and all ) . so i think represent if it as idiotic a the first and have some nice splatter or gore in it and it should be fun and right . well and i be so dead wrong . let me first say that the movie deserve some credit for have an immensely insane and retard plot . i mean and a mutant killer snowman on a tropical island that spawn mutant killer baby snowball which can only be kill or harm by banana . as much a i love the premise and i really hat the movie . first of all represent while the first jack frost look like an actual movie ( seemingly be shoot on real film and all ) and this sequel have the look and feel of a third rate soap opera . it have this way too slick shot on video look . the lighting be just plain awful ( bright white spot for the day look and and stupid color like blue and green at night ) . the acting . well do not even go there . the dialogue range from stiff to extremely senile ( that jamaican man be just moronic and say man after every sentence ) . and when it come to the voice of the killer snowman and all i could think of be a seventh rate chucky from child play spew dumb and supposedly witty one liner before he kill someone . the best joke be be one guy ask why be you talk to your watch . and the best scene be undoubtedly the one with that beautiful asian chick pop up out of nowhere and take a swim in the pool totally naked ( thank god for that . ) . oh and yeah and and that little scene over the end credit with those two japanese dude on a miniature ship be badly dub have me laugh too . but the bad thing about this movie be represent where be the gore and splatter action everyone be talk about . there be plenty of occasion to show some decent gory killing . a lot of people be kill off in original way here and but all off screen . like i have read in many other comment and there be indeed nice set ups to a head explosion and a crush body and eye be poke out and tongue rip out and . but on the crucial moment the editor cut away to some blood splatter on the floor or nothing at all . that frontal shot of that british guy be impale ( from the back cover of the dvd ) wasn not even in the movie . i only saw that particular kill film from the back ( meaning i do not see sh . t. ) . i be wait throughout the whole movie for that to happen and and then i get to see nothing . what a let down . could it be that i saw a cut version of the movie . that would be a shame and cause only a decent amount of splatter fun could have save this movie if you ask me . see a lot of killer snowball reduce to bloody pulp just do not cut it for me . speaking of those snowball represent they be do very poorly . they make munchies look like state of the art animatronics . but i guess that be the whole point of it . at some point and the special effect crew even turn to some laughably bad cgi . boy and you really have to see it to believe it . best be to not see it and actually and cause this flick be just too bad ( okay and i do laugh with it and for it keep get bad and bad ) . just stick with the first jack frost ( 1996 ) and you will be okay ( just bare in mind that it a pretty silly horror comedy but fun in it own right ) . it funny and but writer or director michael cooney somehow must have realize that he be a pretty bad director after jack frost 2 and and then focus on writing . turn out he then write two pretty good thriller screenplay for the i inside ( star ryan phillippe ) and identity ( star john cusack ) . so the man seem to have some talent after all . now it would be far too easy to give jack frost 2 the low rating possible . so i say one point for that naked asian babe do the skinny dipping and one point for those completely retarded snowball baby . way to go mr. cooney .