snake island be one of those film that and whilst one sits and watch it amazing level of stupidity and make one wish the film camera have never be invent . the real reason why plan 9 from out space will hold onto it honoured title of bad film of all time for a while to come be not so much because of how bad it be . it be because of the fact that it be the most entertaining bad film you will ever see . snake island be the other kind of bad . snake island be just so bad that it be excruciate . a stupid premise combine with a script that be write by monkey tap one key typewriter onto transparency that be then overlap in order to resemble dialogue to make the most obvious problem here . film entirely on location in south africa and the environment in which the film take place be about the only element that can truthfully be consider well realise . many shot involve snake consist of close ups so surreal in appearance that one begin to wonder whether say snake be cgi and puppet and or real snake that have be feed really hard drug . william katt star and if you can call it that and a an author travel to an island resort on what appear to be a river ferry . come along with him be an assortment of very generic and poorly define character . it be all a matter of random screen write a to who survive to the end and but katt certainly appear to be contemplate fire his agent . the rest of the cast seem to be from the home and away acting school and where any contemplation of an unpleasant plot point be accompany by open mouth gaping and dart one eye about in every direction . the foley effect be often bad and with one memorable scene where a double barreled shotgun sound like the rather flat sound effect that use to accompany gunshot in such game a bioforge . meanwhile and snake continually explode or jump about at random . it would have be more accurate to call the film snake holocaust . of course and no z grade horror or sci fi film be complete these day without gratuitous scene of nubile woman in a state of undress . a every woman in the cast and almost and get their clothes off and the film start to become less snake island and more snake island orgy . but like all the bad pile and all there really be in this case be a lot of setup with no real payoff . the sex scene never eventuate and and the death of character be so flat and so uninteresting and that the entire film become pointless . unless you consider watch william katt run through a muggy forest wearing ill fit cricket gear and smash snake in all direction with a cricket bat a payoff . for the record and i do not . i use to think that anaconda be the bad film ever make about predatory snake . i be so very and very wrong . at least anaconda have a snake one could be afraid of if they suspend disbelief for quite some time . some of the snake show kill the human cast be no big than the shoelace from some pair of combat boot i have wear . so we so far have the checklist for bad horror film run along nicely . the unrecognisable and lame cast be account for and a be poor audio and visual effect . the dialogue be so wretched and so ill time and that i have see well write and delivery during some of the school play i have act in many moon ago . unfortunately and where snake island falter in this respect be the area fatal to all bad film . in essence and it forget to be so bad that it be funny . it be so bad that it stop be good after the opening credit and become painful the second that the cast start to speak . compare to william katt performance in snake island and jon voight performance in anaconda be a oscar worthy a russell crowe in gladiator . not that voight or katt be necessarily bad actor and but with material like this and youre hard press to say a single word naturally . listen to some of the line here be like be the victim of a violent crime . one mind tend to blank out the experience and primary a a self defense mechanism . because of the aforementioned failure to be entertainingly bad and i give snake island a two out of ten . my special score for film that be so bad they can not possibly be good and but not bad enough to entertain . it be all just so boring or pointless that one might as well be watch the test pattern . the proper way to spell crap be s n a k e i s l a n d .