monday and october 02 and 2006 so i get together with my dad a i always do . we order some japanese take out and turn off the light and push play . i be an avid fan of horror movie . however and the cavern release on dvd this october be most certainly a let down . it seem promising and meet all the standard requirement of any horror movie machine represent draw out begin with antagonistic character present and a can not be omit sex scene and and the all too familiar pre spook ( when they spook you unexpectedly but it turn out to be the idiot buddy ) . then finally when it get down to the nitty gritty and i be ready for some real gore action . the director and i admit be keen . of course you would have to be to fill in an entire 81 minute with people run back and forth in a space about 10ft wide . it all begin when some college bound cavers get together for yet another cave dive . they all seem like season pro and very serious and spiritual about the whole cave experience . this time they bring a new by along and some annoy photographer too blind by his national geographic cover to understand the full danger of cave diving . a they descend deep into what they call hell pit they soon realize that they be not alone in the chasm of death . i will politely leave out any spoiler if you be naive enough to not heed my advice and avoid waste your time . although the atmosphere and background music be spooky while and there be sure a lot of blood and gore and when the moment approach to witness some actual dismemberment it be more like watch porn without the full frontal . the camera work be purposefully dark and sketchy . i guess the director use it for effect . i suppose the thing i like most about the movie be the move character . they deserve acadamy award for those touch bicker scene . i almost shed a tear when they finally get it . a tear for joy . if you like dry horror and soft porn and and you hat braveheart . then this be the right movie for your next saturday night .