the director of this waste of celluloid specialises in dreadful exploitation film where pretension be all while the previous year he do dangerously close whose good idea ( about gang get too much power in school and the school paper editor against them ) be submerge in a sea of sloppiness and and he would go on to do cyborg and jean claude van damme bad film ever ( no mean feat ) . this would be comedy about a girl kathy ireland in her film debut who a total schlump whose inner babe be only awaken after she fall to the centre of the earth and have a set of badly film and impossible to follow adventure ( chiefly involve a set of dwarf who want her because she have big bone go figure . ) before return home change for the good isn not funny and grip or entertain in the slightest . and anybody watch this to salivate over miss ireland will be put off too not because of her voice and but because she spend most of the film bury under ton of baggy clothes and with huge glass to boot . no wonder cannon and the producer and be out of business . amazingly and kathy ireland have make well film since then . or maybe that isn not so amazing . next to this and barb wire be alien .