excuse me and but my tongue be too in my cheek when we film this piece o poop . a the evil sister with hair that mommy dear would envy and i do my very best to channel tim curry in rocky horror . i be sad that this do not come across . ah well and a friend compare it to a rock bottom budget showgirl with a white hot spoon . i will have to be content with that . what amazes me be no one mention the endless ( and dull ) wet t shirt contest . it be seriously the long wet t shirt contest in cinema history . and the only one where the contestant be wear industrial strength cotton polyester shirt that defy all effort to get them wet and translucent . and do not anyone catch the director cameo a the dude on the payphone interrupt by our hero . with the line be we film yet . clearly audible . jeez and this be bad movie heaven for real aficionado .