i only watch this because i saw a couple of good review for this and so i be expect at the very least a half way cheesy movie . toybox doesn not even deliver that . there be so many problem with this flick and that i do not even know where to start and so i will list a couple of main issue ( once again and spoiler warning . just read them and it will save you the trouble of watch this later ) . one and this movie start out with and and often mention and the mythical folklore of both celeste noir ( a witch and who the main character claim she be the reincarnation of ) and and the mid folker ( or something like that and an evil man with a big smile who cut people open with hook and sell their innards in pie ) . i like that and it be a cute concept and anything to do with pie be simply enjoyable . but then you watch the movie and it all about this idiot girl and her boyfriend ( and what be the deal with him . be he psychic . do he have power . why do he keep see vision that even the so called witch do not notice . ) and and them meet their insane family . not really insane and they just argue a lot . that what most of this movie be and argue and and they barely touch on the suppose myth ever again except in a couple of confuse scene that you can not make head or tail of . in one scene and berenice ( the main witch relate character ) wanders off and do some sort of ritual by candle light . it seem rather important and but absolutely nothing happen after she do it and it just waste more of my time . and who the hell be that guy with his dog . you see him walk towards the house from the very start of the movie with that evil red eye dog and and then he finally get there and get kill . what the hell . be he the mid folker . be his dog possess . do someone kill the dog . they never really show that . also and any scene involve the vicar be completely pointless and only serve to weakly explain the lame end . it be like they have all these interesting character idea and they all go nowhere . the boyfriend and who obviously have some sort of power but never explain them . the grandmother and who appear to also have some sort of witch power and but never use them . the vicar and who . ok and never mind and there really be no point for his existence at all . and then there be berenice and her stupid amulet . could she really do magic and or do she just use it to reflect light and blind people . this be a complete waste of time and and the only reason i give it two star at all be because a ) berenice be kinda cute and and b ) it mention pie . save yourself the money of rent this and dear god do not even think about buy it and unless waste money be a new fad .