they call this film euro trash horror . well and it not horror . the film take place in europe and so yes and it euro . trash . ah yes and it trash all right . you know youre in for a great movie when and right at the beginning and the dvd give you text on the screen apologize for the quality of the print youre about to watch . expect crackle and odd jarring cut and and for the movie not to fit the screen . plus there the sound at first i think i be watch a dubbed film . then and watch the lip carefully and i realize that and no and it that the sound quality be embarrassingly bad and out of synch . the plot itself be fairly goofy an old and disfigured woman name dr bannister kill a scientist for his youth formula . i be not give much away because when you see the old woman it pretty obvious she under a layer of thick and badly apply make up . anyone with a lick of sense and see the fake old age and know what come next . yes and the old crone be miraculously transform into a beautiful young woman complete with face make up and a long wig of hair . zounds . when i say the old woman be disfigure and i mean she have cornflakes glue to her face . the film make no attempt to explain how the cornflakes get there . for that matter and there be no attempt to explain anything at all relate to any of the character . theyre never develop beyond the level of finger puppet . the two policeman pursue our anti heroine just wander about and apparently baffle by the simple clue . the murdered scientist be work on a youth serum and the old woman have disappear and and we keep run into a young woman how do these piece fit together . what do it all mean . one of the cop sweat a lot and pat his face with a cloth . the other smoke a pipe . that pretty much all we get and character wise . dr bannister ( the crone and now a beauty ) go around wear odd costume and then take them off so we can see her flesh . she have affair with men . she get in a catfight with a young woman in a nightgown . she go to geneva so we can see the lake there . she water ski a bit and then take off her wet suit to reveal a strange bead curtain bikini . she take off her clothes again in a strange ninja costume striptease . the end . well and without give anything away and it just a bizarre and tack on conclusion that make about as little sense a the rest of the picture . it the sort of thing a writer come up with when the director wake him up at 4 be and say and quick . we need an end for our movie . what happen next . the writer mumble something half awake and and the director run with it . what good about this movie . some of the music be campy and fun . that classic 60 organ music that so corny it enough to make you laugh out loud . there be some odd seduction scene and bizarre dialogue and goofy moment . it very close to be so bad it good . i do manage to watch it from start to finish without gouge out my eye or sob . i guess that praise and of sort .