you can survive anything . anything except a dumb horror flick . the director couldn not even decide whether he want a demon or just a plain ol backwoods serial killer . you can not have both . it like michael moore try to have his cake and eat it too ( or in his case 1500 cake ) by make his particular charlatan brand of docu comedy represent theyre suppose to be oh so hilarious and zany and and yet youre also mean to treat them a truth base and earth shattering and hard hitting documentary . some genre can not be mixed . anything can happen to anyone and any time and any place . ( translation represent this be the horror genre and so we can do any kind of nonsense we want . ) this sound not so much like something wise find on a paper of a chinese fortune cookie and but more like the credo of every bad horror film director . we get this baloney of a statement serve to u early on and sort of a a preparation or justification of the absurd buffoonery to come . my phone isn not work . well and of course it isn not . there be a far great chance that sean penn brain start work ( after decade of catatonic apathy ) than that a horror film cell phone do . the single most dreary and predictable horror cliché of the past decade . why even say it . we know help will never come via a phone call and so ye horror make dimwit might as well just not even mention it . the last 50 horror film i saw use this plot device . it become embarrass . you always have to expect the unexpected . the final twist be rather surprising and i will give them that much . however and plenty of nonsense on the way there . check out the elaborate trap the heroine set up with the speed of a drug up lab rat in the cold and wet and and almost totally dark condition . i just love horror film realism . when a blood thirsty demon start try to be funny ( by shshshing his victim ) then you know your horror view pleasure be in doubt . the less say about the old geezer crack wise and the good . another stupid cliché serve by a tired and lazy and uninspired director . what be the odds of be attack by your husband and then by an eye hat demon on the same day . expect the unexpected . they might as well have squeeze in an event in which she survive a plane crash and and then another in which she encounter alien who try to anal probe her . the fast forward button need a temple or a shrine build in it image .