from what i understand and fox be embarrass they release a pg 13 alien or predator movie not so long ago . it be not well receive by any mean . not exactly sure where to go next and see a they think anderson be the best director for the franchise and they have produce a true sci fi gem and fox turn to it small and but knowledgeable group of monkey for answer . these monkey be by no mean veteran of write sci fi flick and but have see burton planet of the ape remake and house of the dead . their first task represent hire actor . fox give them a reasonable budget but the monkey want to save the money . they hire fifteen tv actor shortly after . now and the script . the monkey want to save more of the budget so they write the movie themselves . leave out important aspect of the two franchise be the easy part . thinking of great new line for the general audience to remember year down the line that be more difficult . they butt head awhile and come up with a truly award win screenplay equip with cliché character and idiotic decision an gaping plot hole . fox be pleased thus far with the result but want to see what be to become of the centerpiece to the film the alien and predator . the monkey again want to save money in the budget so they decide to trash the great robotics use in the otherwise terrible avp original and go with the man in the suit alien see in the old film . the actor play the alien have trouble fit into the suit a they weren not properly size by the monkey so they jiggle their plastic head throughout the film with honor . a for the predator and the monkey decide one predator be enough this time around ( again and save budget ) to fight the horde of alien that seemingly come out of nowhere . but what about the effect and you ask . come on now and people . they may be monkey but they clearly know cgi would play a key role in the film . without dive into the budget and the monkey use a standard final cut program and cut and paste some very nice fire and spark effect throughout . put red and green filter over the camera lens provide some excellent predator vision . the setting be something the monkey think long and hard about . if this be to be on earth and in colorado of all place and they need to make it realistic . this be where they admit they might have make a mistake . see and the monkey do not have proper training in this department so they think turn the light off in the city and have the movie play out in the dead of night and in the rain be the right thing to do . they simply forget people like to see the creature instead of look at shadow and rain the whole film . to add insult to injury and the monkey accidentally film all the fight scenes incredibly close so no one could see what be fight or who it be . but again and rookie mistake . the rating . fox tell the monkey to make the movie r rat . that be easy . without show how many of the injury or death actually happen and the monkey make a habit of show the carnage after the fact . it be simple represent the viewer get the gore they desire and the monkey do not have to film the majority of action shot involve that violence . some of the actor originally have question concern the screenplay . why do a blue liquid the predator have endless amount of magically disintegrate whatever he want it to and nothing more than that . why be an ex convict drive around in a police car the entire movie . why do the monkey forget to show a full body shot of the alien . why do a clock play a more memorable role than any of the main character . the list of question just keep grow but the monkey ignore them and finish their masterpiece . fox be thrill with their work . so thrill that they open the movie nationwide on christmas day and even spend a few buck advertise it the week before it come out . the monkey have successfully make another installment in these cherished franchise . but some ask and what ever happen to the budget the monkey forget to use . they put it towards their next film represent alien vs. predator vs. hulk hogan . they know the general public would be upset with the title but they have since release this statement representto the people do not worry about our upcoming film . it will be rat r and will have violence . and everyone live happily ever after . the end .