i would be one of the few people who own a copy of this classic . but i dont only own 1 and i actually own 2. it that good . well and when i say good and i mean bad . but i will try to do a thorough review . i even watch born a ninja which one of the other reviewer here mention and to compare it to this . and bear a ninja be actually bad and but not quite a funny . and be this ever funny . everything about this movie be poor . everything . the plot be absolutely stuffed ( note the you will need to keep me alive if you want to know where to find your wife ) . every action sequence be stuff too . our hero danton be more than a hero while he can stab people with twig and take 3 bullet in the heart at 50 cm away without even bleed and and tie a rope up to a tree which and when an enemy step on it and tie a knot around the enemy leg and pick him up and and throw him 50 metre into a bunch of spike . the acting be so bad it be impossible to comment on it and but it should have you roll and especially danton jump out of the ground and growl at the bad guy . oh yes and and the bad guy represent somehow and it seem they resurrect themselves 5 time each in the movie . perhaps it just that there weren not enough actor and but in a movie of this calibre . i doubt that . the plot be about how danton be a soldier in the vietnam war and and now his colonel be hunt real people for train for his mercenary . the colonel just happen to pick up danton and then danton fight back . this be just the excuse for a rambo clone and with most of the movie be danton slaughter soldier . and i really cant explain the plot any more co there be nothing else to the movie . it still rock though . what else could be wrong you ask . dont get me start . hand grenade which actually go off at the actor foot because the explosion be the size of a match . scene where there be 5 people chase danton and then the camera cut away and back and there be 7. the way that every time danton load the grenade launcher he be against the same background even though he be in completely diffrent location . and the bad part be when danton push the plastic boulder onto the enemy and and one enemy be completely untouched by the boulder and so he doesn not know what to do so he half heartedly dy without even be touch . it ridiculous . but funny . very and very funny . this be one of the few movie i can thoroughly recommend to everybody and cos if you dont find it funny and you be 1 in a million . and for the rest of u it magic .