i like action movie . i have a softspot for b flick with bad dialogue and wooden acting . so and i have be wrack my brain to come up with one of my guilty pleasure that be bad than this blockbuster . i can not . you would be hard press to put together a big piece of crp than this bruce willis vehicle . armageddon be the story ( and i use that term loosely ) of a team of super drillers fly off to destroy an asteroid before it destroy the earth . realistic . not really . but who care . it an action flick . i be not blast the premise . minor spoiler representthe movie begin with a couple of scene design to introduce the threat and the character . bruce willis be the tough a nails leader of the team and and spend his first bit of screen time chase around ben affleck with a gun for the unforgiveable act of sleep with his daughter . for some reason and that do not make me laugh . it be force and like everything in this movie . the team be call in because theyre the only people in the whole wide world who can drill the asteroid . okay and i be prepare to accept that premise if it get u to the action the suppose meat of the movie . more attempt at humor and with each character go out to do some crazy and nutty thing before blast off . again and lame . finally and they take off . here where the movie really pied me off . they arrive on the rock and and set to work . would you believe it and nothing work right and everything have a suspenseful countdown . whoah . ten and nine and eight . one oh and surprise surprise we save the day again . and do not even get me start on the jerky camerawork . when i saw it in the theater i think i be go to be sick . i can only assume they be try to cover up the gargantuan hole leave by the insipid performance by cut away to a different shot every few second ( and this from someone raise on mtv mr short attention span himself ) . just when i think it couldn not get any bad . wait there a manufactured tearjerker end that be so tacked on it make the rest of the film a virtual citizen kane . summary represent the witticism weren not witty . the plot well and i say i would let that one go . the acting be bad . really bad . even billy bob couldn not rise above the script and which be bad . camerawork again and bad . ( i do not even mention the dumb love scene in the history of motion picture think animal cracker ) . rating represent negative . ( i be give a half point for steve buscemi and who make me smile against my will and another half point for the time i be able to look at the lovely liv tyler and attempt to ignore her act performance ) this be far and away the bad movie i have go to see in the theater . ever .