how many monster tree movie can you see in a lifetime . well i will go out on a limb and say one . this movie be well watch late at night and with a 12 pack of beer and the sound off and you and your friend make up the dialogue . on a pacific island a young man be sentence to death for consort with the evil american . ( seem his love wife have be sleep with the witch doctor and they set him up to die so the doc can be king ) . well he vow to come back and wreak revenge . before you can shake a stick the goofy native run to the american scientist hut screamingtobanga come . it seem the young corpse have do just that a tobanga and the walking tree monster . yes his revenge be terrible ( and so be this movie ) . it seem that these native can not run from a lumbering tree so he toss them in quicksand and roll them down hill etc . pretty soon the new king want to trade his woman or kingdom for an axe or a chainsaw . general problem with this movie be numerous . the comedy relief be an obnoxious woman with a cockney accent ( like this movie need comedy ) . you want her to die upon her first appearance . the lead lady be whiny . the lead man be a boor . the acting be wooden ( pun intend ) . the dialogue be stiff and lumber . the native have brooklyn accent . the monster suit be pure giggle . while this be a bad movie it still be fun to watch . it get a 3 on unintentional laugh alone . your dog may rate it just a bit high but only if the tree wasn not mobile .