one night at mccool want you to think it be a hip and clever black comedy . it push it quirky character and outrageous situation at the viewer like a crack dealer making overtime . the premise be about a gold dig woman and name jewel who date men to get them to steal and sometimes murder and so she can have all the worldly possesions she so desperately desire . you know and this wouldn not be a bad strategy and if she chase after rich guy . this film really want one to believe that a foxy con artist would waste time date bartender and andrew dice clay . please . that major flaw in jewel scheme be really the only entertainment to find found in this stinker ( and that unintentional ) . watch it and it be not hard to believe there could have be a good movie inside it somewhere . one night at mccool just could not decide what direction it want to take and so just sit in the middle of the road like a dead armadillo . it try to be sexy but no clothes be remove on camera and and the few scene of body head be dreadfully pedestrian . there be one recur scene where a hitman be ask the protaganist ( play by matt dillon ) about how the sex be with jewel . it seem like matt doesn not know and neither do the viewer . why be he date her anyway . one night at mccool also want to be funny . sorry and bizarre coincidence and misunderstanding do not even work on three company . what bad be that this movie really seem like it be go for a dark atmosphere to accompany it comedy . kind of like a sophomoric coen brother film but it shallow script could not play subtlety and nor could it lackluster dirction sledgehammer in any shock . what the audience be leave with be a film that seem to busy try to please everybody and just lose any appeal along the way .