you know i have be in some town where the girl weren not all that pretty . in fact i have be in some town where theyre downright ugly . but it the first time i have be in a town where there be no girl at all i be sure the fan of great classic remember this phrase that belong to vin . one of the truly magnificent seven ( from the first movie ) . now i would want to re phrase him here . you know i have see some movie where the plot isn not all that good . in fact i have see some movie where the plot be terrible and but that first time in my life that i saw the film where there isn not any plot at all . ok. maybe my above statement be little bit over the top and but honestly . how one can call the plot a crap that be go on in this movie . the bad guy ( oh and do not ask me to give you his name and because i do not remember and his not even somehow close to calvera who name and character be unforgettable . ) be try to build the church in the name of his late son and that be kill in some battle and and this bad guy be kidnap poor villager to force them to build the church . first of all how big must be church to have to force hundred of villager to build it . be it some egyptian pyramid or something . but ok and let stop here about the plot and absolutely forgettable character of a bad guy and let say few word about the seven itself . yul brynner good old chris and always calm and always silent and talk less but talk wise be go ( unfortunately ) . oh no . he as calm a he be . but now and he calmness be so fake that you just do not buy it . ( imagine and he meet a good old friend chico and who he must rescue after so many year and there be just a few hi and hello and not even handshake ( as far a i remember ) ) . honestly and it look more like meeting of two stranger in some internet chat and rather then meeting of chris and chico . that make new chris more look like robocop or terminator rather then our beloved wise quickgun . i would not stop here talk about other character . there simply aren not any . ( imagine if strong actor like yul brynner be so much fake forgettable and then what will be other character look like ) . there still be some attempt to give u a background story for each one of them . for example one be woman favorite guy and second be a man with dark past who wife be rap and kill by indian and he since then be kill everyone and everything that be move . but non of these character be make any sense or non of them can take your heart . i remember i be a little child and when oreilly ( charles bronson character ) die in the first movie i be cry . here and i just do not care about each one of them . even if whole of them with all the crew of the film would die and it seem i wouldn not care more . so and please and go and see this movie . i recommend it and because you would not have the other chance to see something bad then it .