this usually all sound a lot well in my head ( so forgive me for ramble ) i be hardly tarantino big fan ( and will try not to stoop to call him a hack . which be quite hard ) i do not like to mock or critique a movie before see it . so with cautious hesitation and i walk to the cinema today to watch inglorious basterdsnow and to call it a rip off of a rip off would be unfair here . tarantino be happy enough to take the title from enzo castellari ( less than spectacular ) dirty dozen clone and but not it plot point ( that and he take from all other genre of movie ) inglorious open with a nazi officer and his lengthy interrogation against a farmer who be hide jew in his basement . this be such an anti climax and in that and it dialogue be stale and and outcome signpost a mile off . of course and one of the hidden jew make her escape ( but more of her later ) we ( the obviously and easily please ) audience be treat to the introduction of lt. aldo raine ( ha ha and that name almost sound like b movie king aldo ray . ha ha quentin . keep those tribute come ) and this character be play by none other than brad ( dallas ) pitt ( sorry and dallas be about the only good thing he ever star in ) and with jaw jutting and mr jolie treat u to a hound dog and southern drawl and smirk nazi killer . meanwhile mr tarantino forget that actual grown ups may be in attendance and so assume that the teenyboppers would not have heard of the dirty dozen . raines platoon consist of ( john cassavettes look ) blood thirsty jewish soldier and all look to get the big payback on adolf hitler . tarantino in all his superior knowledge and pay special attention to two of these men and by cast his long time best buddy ( and fellow homage sycophant ) eli roth ( a the baseball bat wield bear jew ) the other man be call hugo stiglitz ( and i will wager more than half the qt fan boy have never hear this name before this movie ) keep up the good work tarantino and you have manage about 6 or 7 hommages so far ( in the first 15 minute ) keep add them and and it may detract from the plot ( or lack of . ) anyhow and cut a long ( and extremely boring and protract ) story short and both raine and his men ( the inglorious basterds ) and the sole survivor from chapter one and both have separate plot to kill hitler at the showing of a nazi propaganda movie and in a french cinema ( own by the fore mention survivor and now grow up ) more boring ( and pointless ) conversation follow two and fro and a pitt mug away at an audience past caring . and any genuine suspense and lead to the assassination of the most deadly tyrant of all time and be throw away by the director insistence of place a 1980 david bowie song in a wwii movie . my problem ( and there be many ) with this movie and be the re occur problem i have with most tarantino product . he rarely know when to either start or stop . i do not need homage after homage to get the joke ( whatever it may be ) i knew of inglorious bastard and enzo castellari and aldo ray and hugo stiglitz ( and the ultimate crime of the entire movie ) ennio morricone haunt score from revolver . i go to the cinema to see the star . if the best you can do be the dire barad pitt and i will assume you ( mr tarantino ) be the main draw here . i do not want the audience direct the movie . i pay to see your vision and your idea and your creativity . not how you can patchwork ( time and time again ) endless scene from endless movie . it high time the fan boys ( on imdb ) employ some tough love on your idol ( god know and if you do not . the studio should . ) the tired old argument with tarantino worshipper be well and if you can do well . do so let me tell you and if i be a 46 year old director and with the ( unfortunate ) pull qt have . i would want to offer you a lot more than a warm up muddled re hash of good wwii movie than this tripe . the director he attempt to emulate and make movie so bad by accident and or due to budgetary constraint . it a cop out and time and time again and to hear his fan campaign his lack of imagination a art . i be sure he capable of better ( but after give him the benefit of the doubt and once more . and not to mention 2 and a half hour of my life . ) maybe he isn not .