oh god and why . i be aghast at the sheer ineptitude of this delicious blathering nonsense . a if all that make sense . well and like this film from bottom rung poverty row of 1940s hollywood and nothing in this door slam horror make on three set make much sense . except the horniness of dr markoff ( jerkoff . ) who lust uncontrollably after some plonky piano player daughter who have big melon and a flouncy hairdoo . it be just terrible . and even have a gorilla and a big dog for pointless added distraction . more elephantine than elephant man and that be just at 62 minute . . the monster maker be the sort of film kid in 2005 just howl at with disbelief and wonder what the hell their grandparent saw in their youth that make them the lovable movie kook they be today . i guess you just have to be there . in 1944 or whenever the hell this mad drivel be show to impressionable 13 year old in glorious 3000 seat velvet movie palace on a wet day . somehow . it be make for no reason and by botchville crapshooter movie scammer prc picture in the war year by escaped german refugee who know who to make a film since they get out of europe a the nazi advance on ufa studio . the monster in this film and like the mad scientist be actually a nazi nightmare .