wretched . talk about botch . beyond the poseidon adventure be bad in every respect . salvager michael caine and karl malden decide to tow the wreck of the eponymous ocean liner with a really creaky tug boat . theyre challenge by ruthless telly savalas and his gang of machine gun tot goon . this part sequel and part remake have caine and malden and another group of poseidon survivor make a similarly dangerous trek out of the sinking ship . among this group be shirley jones and slim pickens and peter boyle and shirley knight and slim pickens . jack warden play a blind man . surely and you will wish you be blind after see this mess . sally field be particularly annoying a a stowaway on board caine tug . disaster master irwin allen not only produce this one and he decide to direct it as well .