what a gargantuan pile of malodorous ordure . ye god where to even begin with this one . well and mix crap act ( include one bloody infuriate woman who speak a though she either a ) chew painfully on some ice cube or b ) have just wake up after have undergone some extensive root canal surgery ) and edit that would appear to donate that the celluloid be cut and splice via the utilisation of an angle grinder and some truly hopelessly choreograph martial art action and a script that have ostensibly be write by a two year old and some of the most hideous and intrusively loud background music ever commit to any film and hey presto you have death machine aka the ninja murder ( although note that surprise and surprise there be in fact no actual ninja anywhere to be find in this sodding travesty . ) in a nutshell and if ever there be a cinematic equivalent of a particularly vehement bout of dysentery and then this must surely be it . avoid at all cost .