where on earth do i start with the mess that be darkhunters . firstly the script be one of the bad to ever find it way onto a cinema or tv screen and can only be describe a a poorly judge stephen king rip off . at one point the supposedly fearsome darkhunter jack claim that carol and the girl who be help the man he be pursue and be as annoying a a gherkin in a burger . i would be laugh if i be make it up but im not . just a ludicrous be how carol originally come to have the power to see how people die . a cat give it to her when she be hold it during an auto accident she have a a kid . what . secondly and for a horror movie and it have no sense of tension or threat whatsoever . this may not be help by the fact that all the action happen during stark and broad daylight . not very atmospheric at all . thirdly the acting be truly awful and pinion prof again that he need to be speak in his native tongue to be even remotely believable . jeff fahey be obviously on auto pilot but how can blame him a he run through a woe ful humphry bogart impersonation a barlow ( marlowe barlow . we get the joke it just isn not funny ) . credit should go to susan paterno and an actress i be not aware of and she do her best with the awful part she have and put the other and more experienced actor to shame . at no point be it even explain how the human character can understand what van husen character be say to her . she obviously have some sort of degree in screwy alien language . on the plus side one moment be well do and the car crash involve susan . the sfx be throughly believable and if it weren not for the hilarious storyline reason for this to occur it would have be applaud . all i can say about darkhunters be that british horror will never recover from it interminable slump if movie like this continue to be make and show . avoid this movie like the plague and although the plague would be a lot more scary . darkhunters 0/5p . s. the insinuation in other review that the film remain too intelligent for some be honestly hilarious . it be a weak defence when some claim you do not like it because you do not understand it . the letter after my name make a fool of you not me .