lady and gentleman and we have really get ourselves a winner here . actually we do not and but boy be this film an often hilarious and always entertain horrible hoot of a stinker . poor alma ( fetch julia ruiz ) be suffer from an ancient mayan curse that cause lethal poisonous snake to grow inside of her body . alma and her deranged shaman husband brujo ( alby castro and who feverishly overacts with delicious eye roll intensity ) stowaway on a train that bound for los angeles . naturally and a bunch of deadly viper get lose so they can terrorize the motley assortment of passenger . the mallachi brother and work from an absurd script by eric fosberg and treat the ridiculous premise straight and thereby create a wonderfully wretched piece of deliriously campy cheese . the cruddy cgi effect and the pathetically unfrightening common variety gardner snake ( there would be scary rattlesnake noise add to the soundtrack to imbue them with a faint sense of otherwise nonexistent menace ) and the plodding pace and the total dearth of any tension or momentum and the obvious rickety stage bound train set and and especially the simply astonish you get ta be kiddin me . over the top preposterous end be all downright awesome in their very jaw drop awfulness . good still and we also get game ( if lame ) act from a no name cast and a nice smidgen of tasty gratuitous female nudity and a funky humn hiver score and and plenty of extremely gross and grotesque make up f or x. bonus point for the fact that the token irritatingly cutesy little girl get eat by a large reptile and for the stoner engineer who get catch smoke crack out of a hollow light bulb ( . ) . an absolute gut buster of a kitsch howler .