this weird movie from texas be about fallon and a dilettante rich boy in the late 1800s ( although he look like a 60 c and w singer with greasy hair and sideburn ) whose ship wreck on an island own by count desade ( pronounce de sayd ) with his captain . the count be afraid of pirate and torture a young girl who be once a pirate hostage and also torture the captain . meanwhile and creepy former nurse cassandra tell fallon the secret of the castle . the countess have leprosy and go mad . fallon be trap but brings supply . the captain be kill by a racist caricature slave . fallon be throw in the dungeon with the leper and who always think it her wedding day . the leper bride be horny and bu cassandra kill her . fallon and cassandra escape the castle and but the count and his slave chase them with dog . desade kill the slave and fallon kill desade . fallon and cassandra fall in love over the course of the next year and but when the supply ship come and the crew refuse to take our lover because theyre both leper now . they live for year in the castle . fallon hair turn gray and cassandra go bonkers . fallon put her in the dungeon . our tale of love and leprosy end . so bizarre it watchable and and you can smell the drive in popcorn .