it not often i feel strongly enough to post something about a film . this be and however and simply the bad movie i have ever see . the performance be laughable at best and at bad they be and well and there no other word for it and awful . especially the lead female who random sexual come ons have to be see and hear to be believe . honestly and the plot be nonsensical and the dialogue appalling and the characterisation . there be none . i be surprise it not an alan smithee film . i can not stress this strongly enough . avoid at all cost . how do movie like this ever get make . this be no budget film making at it very and very worst .