on the cusp of be insufferable . somehow i stay just slightly interested and but be it because i truly want to know what the secret be ( which and i should say and be pretty damned obvious ) or because i hop scarlett johansson would put on a more sexy outfit . this movie be poor and what more it a disgrace to all the lonely and alcoholic southern literature professor out there . travolta want his oscar so bad he be willing to cry drunkenly in the bathroom after urinate blood . sorry and pal . . . you be more believable be stay alive . not everyone can pull a peter fonda in ulee gold . if you want the against type brave anti hero oscar you have to and um and actually act . . . not just pout on screen . stop this director before he or she ( name be vague on gender ) direct again .