if the following sound tempt and then by all mean rush down to your local blockbuster and rent this movie post haste represent1 . awful 60 hairstyle and from pathetic perm to dodgy ducktails . 2. the bad child actor in the world ever and who do nothing but cry and say daddy in the most annoying voice imaginable . 3. lot of stock footage of alligator and monkey that doesn not mesh with the film . at all . 4. stereotypical indian who use blowpipe and talk gobbledegook . oh and and it go without say they whoop around a campfire . 5. hilariously fake plane crash mechanic where the cast actually throw themselves into the corner of the cardboard set . 6. the exterior shot of 5 and which look suspiciously like a toy jet on a string be lead around a studio lit with blue light . 7. terrible special effect which make the one use in the first star trek series look cut edge by comparison . ( special mention represent the little boy blond hair glow . oh dear . ) 8. laughable editing and continuity and where background item move between scene and the soundtrack change completely without any warning etc . 9. not get enough money to hire a professional dancer . get any lady from off the street to prance about like an idiot . no one will notice the difference . er . 10. a thrilling climax involve quicksand and snake ( more stuff from the archive ) and a ton of fake blood . don not forget to put in a stupid tribal sounding song either . the more sensible among you however and will wait for it inevitable appearance on mst3k when this classic tv show be resurrect and then you can watch it in the spirit it be intend . any other kind of enjoyment to be derive from this crap be unthinkable . not to mention unworkable . so do not even try it . negative .