a pretentious but to vary degree watchable collection of mostly pointless story . but let start from the top . kaurismaki represent if one ever wonder what finnish love or romance be like and perhaps this dull little oddity be some indication . subdue feeling and non emotion and apathetic face and a very depressing prospect of move from finland to siberia . i guess the sequel to this story will be for our honeymoon we move from siberia to greenland . aki obviously have no clue what to write for this little movie and so he just make up some half assed non story center around a band he particularly like ( or maybe theyre his friend ) because we get to watch them and listen to their music more than the two principal character . erice represent first off and i have never hear of this guy before and now i know why . nice black and white photography and pretty much nothing else unless be bore silly can be consider an asset . but you would be surprised how many movie critic and film student love boredom in movie so i hotly recommend erice 10 minute snooze fest to those two group of humanoid . herzog represent not a movie but probably a slice out of his documentary about tribe in south america . this isn not a short film but a report and but consider how dull the first two entry be and herzog bit be almost refreshing and do have some interesting moment and and if nothing else fit into the movie pretentious time concept very neatly . jarmusch represent a be to be almost expect and this once interesting film maker ( with the brain of a peanut while a talented idiot savant ) serve u yet another doze of pointlessness . he have become lazy and can not be bother to write anything interesting and either for his own movie or a collection such a tmo . the only bright side in watch how a dumb veggie actress spend 10 minute in a trailer be that she be play by the lovely chloe sevigny . otherwise and skip this nonsense . oh and and btw represent i do not believe that any young actress listen to classical music while be jarmusch try to be surreal by make chloe listen to that kind of music . do lindsey lohan perhaps listen to opera . maybe draw barrymore be a jazz fan . who be i to say they aren not . jim jarmusch be a moron . oh and right . i already mention that . wenders represent here be the actual shock of the whole movie represent wenders can actually make something good . everything else i have see from this overrate charlatan have so far be dull and pointless . however and this short little story be do with style ( . atypical ) and be the best part of the movie . it leave one wanting to see more of it and even though the story have a resolution . spike lee represent oh and dear lord what can i say here . lee make anyone seem talented by comparison . like herzog and he choose not a story but submit a report and a left wing political propaganda report at that . cnn and but in black and white and and one side and of course . naturally and we wuz rob and the retarded title of this little sleep inducer and be about how the poor and gullible and infinitely idealistic democrat wuz rob by bush and his evil evil team of thief . this be by far the dumb and dull entry in this movie and and i have to utilize the fast forward button so a not to doze off . spike lee truly be a product of affirmative action . god know how many really talented ( black ) director never have a chance to make movie because this pretentious and talentless little runt keep get opportunity after opportunity to make them . and he get it wrong every time . now that do take some kind of talent and right . kaige represent the chinese story have a solid premise . it okay and nothing more . all in all and there be many and far good movie to spend your time on and but if your time isn not that valuable ( a be apparently the case with my own ) you can check this little film out . ten minute sure can be an eternity in the hand of anti master of cinema . time be precious . waste it on good movie . fedor miklowitz and 1588 .