i really do not think it necessary that i write a review on a movie with a title as derisory a snake island and but even in the abstract confines of it own genre and this hit a new low and so my anger must be know . the only reason why i even bother to watch this unbelievably bad movie be because i know it be go to be bad and it be really late at night and i could not sleep and and in the past and really bad movie would drain the energy out of me and make me long for slumber . it become very quickly very early on that this movie be go to be awful and but it condescend below even those expectation . the movie be direct and write by wayne crawford and who also star in the movie a a tourist guide on the african river and who end up have to strand his team on a remote island call snake island until another boat come down to pick them up . they hang out and get drunk and and then become subject to the onslaught of poisonous snake who be on a mission to purge their island of human being . if your jaw drop at the last sentence of my second paragraph and do not bother to reread it and you get it right the first time . frankly and i prefer my creature feature when the creature ( s ) just attack the nonsensically dumb human out of hunger and not because they have some kind of a mission . these aren not mutant snake . theyre not giant like what you see in anaconda . theyre just ordinary and everyday african snake like mamba and viper only they have the brain to form army and take up cause and work together to trap people and understand our language and and even dance . do your draw drop again . well and it go to drop far . amount midway through this awful b movie and about the part where i would already give up and the human character start drink around a campfire and then all of a sudden and they break down into some kind of an orgy . and while they dance nude and such and the snake hunt them all of a sudden stop and start jam along to it . the combination of this scene and the scene where we discover that snake and some the most roguish creature on the planet and have form an alliance against human being for some oddball reason and prove just too much for my poor brain . and just when i though the filmmaker couldn not take it to an even low level and the snake start to sing . the people in the movie . well and let just say that never before have i root for the creature to kill everybody off so quickly . i just could not stand it any longer . i really do not think i need to keep go on while you get the picture . if there be anything that make snake island any different from it other rival and it that it do dare to try to be even dumber and that not a complimentary achievement . whyjust whyi continue to subject myself to these really bad movie and i guess i will never really know . but snake island hit a brand new low . it a cheap and trashy excuse for a motion picture that make anaconda and a brainless snake movie and look a brilliant and sophisticated and thrill a steven spielberg jaw . you have be warn .