there be a reason why the world forget these creature represent they be dull . this be a hammer production which mean that whoever make this movie should be strike with a hammer and several time if possible and where it most hurt . most people put more thought into take a dump than these idiot have put into make this movie . seriously now the movie begin with some caveman hunt an antelope thing . now and antelope must have evolve a lot from those pre historic time because they actually attack and kill people here . after that and it time to meet the rest of the tribe represent more bearded men and some fashion model and and even a couple of very old and grey haired granny and grandpa . these old geezer obviously never hear about cave people not surpass the age of 30 while they refuse to bow to the will of both logic and pre historical record and so they remain alive . one of the caveman isn not beard while he be clean shaven . not quite a clean shaven a tarzan and the lord of the humanoid clean shave one roam the jungle since childhood and without a razor and but thereabouts . what follow be the obligatory earthquake or melt lava destruction sequence which cause a lot of our not so hairy friend to meet their doom . it be interest to note that before the earthquake the fashion model show their breast more . after it and they must have get shy or something and because they cover their chest for a while ( maybe they be cover by ash so i mistakenly think they be cover ) . more action follow in the form of two fashion model wrestle in the sand while the next best thing to female mud wrestling and i suppose . after a good deal of the desert have be cross and our black haired tribe meet how else could it be a blond tribe . yawn . more spellbinding stuff follow . there be that redhead fashion model who be bother by see a cave teen kill a hedge hog thing . there be also the scene of a woman die at birth represent those cave fashion model be so frail . eventually we get to meet an even darker haired and skin tribe and i. e. an evil tribe . one of them become a wwf champion after he actually beat ( . ) a huge bear thing in a wrestling bout . 1 and 2 and 3. and it do represent the bear be the loser . we also witness a jealous caveman miraculously recover from two major injury represent first he get stab with a big spear into the thigh and yet he walk away from that a if it be but a scratch . then he get throw off a cliff onto a big rock by the blond goodie two shoe caveman and yet he walk away from it a if he be throw onto a giant sofa . it unclear in the end whether he die from fall off an even high cliff or from that voodoo doll be crush . oh yes and voodoo be use in pre historic time by white tribe that live in the desert and whose female be fashion model . it always important to learn from movie . the message of the movie be as insightful a it be educational represent cave people like to fight for local power and they love their fashion model and too . a if any self respecting caveman would fight to be leader of such a sorry bunch .