michael caine character have problem . he a plain and nearsighted and insecure man in his mid 40 . he marry but his wife doesn not seem to love him anymore . he have a poor relationship with his only daughter . but his most immediate problem be that a stunningly beautiful young woman and play by michelle johnson and be pursue him too ardently and kiss him and grope him and and try to initiate sex at every opportunity . what the poor fellow to do . this movie should be take out of the comedy section and place under science fiction . only an intergalactic brain chip can explain the action of michelle johnson character . let see 3 billion men in the world she can pretty much have her pick she go with an clumsy and age loser . this go beyond a middle age male fantasy into something so delusional and you just hope that everyone involve voluntarily submit to therapy . there not really anything funny here . there be some quick attempt at wit from caine and who often seem to play hawkeye pierce more than a new character . joseph bologna be like fingernail on a chalkboard . michelle johnson be no actress she have one cry scene that wouldn not pass muster in a high school play but she be beautiful and she do take her clothes off . so buy the dvd and skip to scenes 4 and 9 and and forget the rest .