i have see many movie over the year and i be a big fan of comedy . but this so called comedy almost reduce me to tear . it be without a doubt the bad movie i have ever witness and the bad . i remember hear about this movie from a friend and and decide to view it . if i could i could turn back time and i would . i will regret for as long a i live and the time i waste watch this rubbish . the storyline be so insane while it just make no sense at all and leave you confuse . there be a scottish mob and a german headhunter who be after pestario pest vargas ( john leguizamo ) and the scottish mob after $ 50 and 000 dollar and the german after his head . in try to escape the pest and take the form of many disguise . but in do this we witness some of the most annoying and bad and mind numb act and dialogue and sound in cinema history . this movie annoy me so much while by the end i be full of aggression . i be so angry that i have waste so much time watch a movie that would surely drive depressed people to almost certain suicide . i mean how can there be hope when a movie like this can be give permission to be make . i know people have their own opinion and but the most shocking thing about the pest be that people actually like it . why . what be funny about a man that be annoy from the very first second to the last . a man who can not act . who have an annoying voice and confusing face . i sit through it think the movie would get good and surely it would . it do not . usually and you want the good guy to survive and but i want the german or the scottish mob to find and kill the pest and anything to put me out of my misery . there be nothing funny and interesting or normal that happen in this movie and it just plain annoying and confuse . the joke be dead even before they be tell . i feel sorry for the cameraman who have no say in how the movie be make and but actually have to film this drivel . i wouldn not be surprise if they be receive counsel . if you want to remain sane and part of society and my advice be to never watch this movie . i would rather lock myself in my room for 5 week and go without food and water than watch this movie again . i do not think i will ever hate anything more than this .