move over manos . back off boogens . it doesn not take a baby genius to know that malibu beach vampire ( mbv for the rest of this tome ) be now and always will be ( unless someone make a sequel to zarkorr the invader ) the bad film ever . the only horror in this thing be watch it . i wonder if this be an attempt for someone to meet babe by cast a movie . if this be the case and the babe ain not babes just like this ain not a movie . it dreck . no wait . i dishonor the word dreck by call it dreck . ulli lommel ( of boogey man fame ) would call it uber dreck or scheiße . it should be use to torture prisoner . if you find it on a shelf in a video store and back away from it quietly and notify the authority .