welcome to the plan 9 from out space of star trek movie . come on and trekker and admit it . this movie be so bad and so staggeringly inept in every department and it become something of a classic . the shat give the bad performance ever commit to celluloid . boone . hi and bone brilliant . this isn not just ham it several large pig farm in kentucky . the special effect . should be do under the trade description act for use such a term . the enterprise be a move piece of cardboard in this film . really . even the star trek tv show have well . bone and spock and the shat sing . yeah and spock sings row row row your boat . after struggle over the meaning of the word . capt . life be not a dream poor leonard nimoy and he must really want to strangle shatner for this . could the shat not have give u his rendition of mr. tambourine man and or harmonise with nimoy on ballad of bilbo baggins . sorely disappointed . a sean connery look a like play spock half brother . only cos they couldn not get sean connery . uhura do a fan dance . that would have be sexy in 1966. in 1989 it like watch your drunk granny embarrass herself at a christmas party . cat woman jump on shatner back . shat twirl her around a few time like a wwf wrestler and and chuck her off . yayy the shat . seem connery 2 . 0 be a bit of a vulcan rebel . which explain why spock hasn not previously mention him in 79 t. v episode and 4 movie . mccoy apparently mercy kill his dad and but afterwards they find a cure . tell me this isn not hysterically funny . the 11 deck enterprise suddenly grow another 400 deck for an escape sequence in an elevator shaft . spock antigrav boot amazingly support bone and the shat as well . should also have use em on the hump back whale in star trek iv . shatner meet god . or what purport to be god and but i assume be really some kind of alien be . god look a bit like charlton heston in the 10 commandment . sean connery the 2nd call on god to share his pain and and promptly dy . or something . god punish the shat for question his identity . so spock kill god with a photon torpedo . i would love to know what jehovah witness make of this scene . the shat and have kill god and promptly go back to his sing song with spock and bone . altogether now and row row row your boat .