dracula 3000 be the epitome of painfully cheesy cinema . from the get go and i assume i be in for something pretty nasty . with a cast line up that feature casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio and and tiny lister and what could be expect . well and let just say that expectation be crush . if i really start up and i feel like this review will go on for age and so be gon na keep this simple . the vampire isn not even name dracula . the space crew be carry coffin from the carpathian sector of the transylvania system . in his big scene and coolio speaks of the most horrible thing ever speak of in film history . in the year 3000 and everyone wear bad clothes by today standard and they do not have anything more advanced than a modern wheelchair and and they decorate with neon light that appear steal from a roller rink . to top it all off . the end . sweet merciful god . it doesn not deserve to be ruin . it have to be sen to be believe . i have rat this movie a 1 and i wish i could give it a zero . yet i feel compel to make you watch it . what madness be this .