look for a movie for your turkey film festival . the roller blade seven be on my list of the ten bad film of all time . the plot and the story of a post apocalyptic roller blading samurai warrior and be a convoluted hodge podge of film reference of everything from star war to the seven samauri . the act fluctuates from bland to abysmal . the scene where the villain tempt the old master be embarrass to the point of jeer laughter . frank stalone black knight remind one too much of john cleese black knight in monty python and the holy grail . ( word of advice and frank represent when you stoop to do a movie like this one and your career be over . ) i chance upon this little stink bomb on a low end cable channel and i could not stop watching . it be like watch a train wreck and you just can not look away .