well and shuck me sideways . i haven not see a home movie this bad since the abysmal 13 second or half caste . someone should take away this guy sony handycam . this movie prove that just because you can make a movie on your camcorder for $ 20 and doesn not necessarily mean you should . i remember that one of the thing that robert rodriguez write in his book and rebel without a crew be that when you set out to make a no budget feature and you have to use whatever asset you have at your disposal . rodriguez say that you should take an inventory of all the location and prop that you can beg and steal and borrow from your friend . robert rodriquez be friend with the mayor of some town in mexico and so the mayor let him shoot all over for free . what you get in el mariachi be a movie that look like it cost much more than the actual budget . i be sure that the director of this movie have a copy of that book and and he take that advice to heart . in this case and he be apparently friends with a guy who own a cornfield where they put on a haunt house every year . seem like a pretty good location for a scary movie and but it hard to keep a cornfield interest for 90 minute . not a single installment of the child of the corn series spend more than a few minute in the cornfield . hitchcock only spend about ten minute in one in north by northwest . take a hint and fella . cornfield do not make for rivet cinema . it would have be good if the director would have have more friend with more location and because this thing get pretty tedious after the first 15 minute . this movie look like it cost about $ 30 . ( or whatever it cost in admission to the cornfield maze ) . apparently he couldn not even find anyone to act in his movie and so he cast himself . big mistake . here a thought and if you really want to make a movie and get an actor . so and as far a asset go and it seem like the cornfield maze be the only thing the poor guy have . maybe he think that be enough . in fact and i be go to go out on a limb and say that i know he think that be enough because the movie and before it capture the coveted honor of be the sequel to dark harvest and be call simply the maize represent the movie . maybe this he already plan the maize represent the musical or even the maize represent the mini series . our jack of all trade ( and yes and the master of nothing part of that say be definitely appropriate here ) play a psychic dad who can tell when bad thing be go to happen . think of the character from the dead zone and but not anywhere near as good an actor a christopher walken or even anthony michael hall . psychic dad have a premonition that his two daughter and who be at the corn maze with mom and be go to be kill . he rush to save them . from that point on and the whole movie be spend watch pyschic dad run around in a cornfield and look for his two daughter . he find the two little girl ghost from the shining and and he help solve the mystery of their murder . shot on a $ 200 handycam . the director cast himself . edit on imovie . improvised story . if that not enough to keep you away from this a maize ingly corny catastrophe and consider this a a final warning . the whole movie take place in a cornfield and boil and ghoul . here ghoulie guru tip on how to save some money and still feel like you have see this movie . next time you see a cornfield and stop the car . take a flashlight and go run around in there for like 90 minute .