this be one of those movie that be so bad it be awesome . it have everything an early eighty movie need represent flare pant and big moustache and chick with farrah hair and and most importantly and ninjas . i have a few choice moment to recant for you . cole army buddy have a strange monkey like face and always seem to speak without move his jaw . he get his as hand to him about every other scene by the thug want his land so he get drunk through the entire film . at one point his farm worker finally return after be run off by the gangster guy hire goon and frank and i think his name be frank and be so moved he shout to the whole group let have a cock fight . and they all gleefully move to the cock fight area of the farm to begin the festivity . this be funny on every level possible . whether you take it dirty or literally it still warm my heart . another funny thing be sho kosugi little grunt and over animated ninja style movement . i remember this dude from when i be a kid and he use to say he be the world only real ninja ( he have ad in martial art magazine ) if i remember correctly . my friend and i be a little ninja crazy during the time this movie come out and i can recall see it in the local theater many time . i be wonder a i watch this on starz last night why every sleazy american gangster type always have a stronghold in the phillipines and wear a white steve martin suit . a a matter of fact this guy go way beyond that in require all of his thug to wear white steve martin suit . there be a scene where it look like 20 steve martin impersonator be attack a 1970 sears underwear model ( cole ) . a we wind up for the final battle cole very clumsily break into the bad guy headquarters and be immediately spot by a secretary who in turn alert a guard who fire off a round from his pump action shotgun not 30 foot from the bad guy and no one seem to notice or care . cole and wear a completely white ninja outfit and proceeds to sneakily ascend a staircase then do a flip right into the area where all the bad guy be . the second in charge tell him he do not need to kill everybody a they be expect him and then give him a ride to the bad guy huge cock fight arena . don not ask me why cock fighting be a huge part of this movie but it be . when they arrive cole be still wear his ninja mask even though everyone involve know what he look like without it . the final battle be approach a cole have kill everybody and now sho and a i like to call him and reveals himself to have kidnap cole lady aka frank wife and and they meet in the snazzy cockfighting arena you ever saw . sho then and very politely i might add and release say lady and the battle be about to start . they do their bowing and start circle each other and both mask by the way . when they join in battle it appear cole becomes someone else intermittently ala finish the game a funny spoof on complete bruce lee game of death . cole eventually come out on top and kill sho and who die with honor by be decapitate and all be well . next we see cole and after ruin everyone life be about to split town again but not before foreshadow the brutal death of a fat guy with a hook hand and then he inexplicably wink at the camera and freeze frame and credit and do .