this be so bad i can not even review it . so i will jot some sentence about what i witness and and it will be up to you to decide . captain kirk and with toupee and tubby gut and be rock climb yosemete el capitan . spock meet him halfway rid on a float skateboard like hovercraft . kirk fall . spock fly down and catch him inch before kirk hit the ground head first . later and that night and spock and kirk and mccoy be eat bean around a campfire . spock like the bean . then and kirk and mccoy sing row row row your boat and and want spock to join in on the three way harmony . spock doesn not want to sing . and later that night and he disagree . but life isn not but a dream and captain . should i go on . okay . a renegade vulcan and who happen to be spock half brother and lead a revolt on a sandy planet take hostage . the crew of the enterprise land on the planet and and uhura and push fifty five and weigh two hundred some odd pound and lure the native with her bare leg . but they can not trick the brother and who claim he can find god . he kidnap the crew and the enterprise . they go to a planet where a big beard apparition and claiming to be god and spit fire at kirk and spock and and mccoy . spock sibling and realize it isn not god but be really a form of himself or something join with the apparition in order to destroy it and . spark fly . then and after stuff happen too complicate to explain involve klingons who resemble lorenzo lama . the three amigo kirk and spock and mccoy return to yosemite ( do i mention and kirk be wear a go climb a rock t shirt . ) . with spock play some kind of funky vulcan guitar and they sing row row row your boat and this time all three harmonize a the credit roll .