i have officially vomit in my own mouth and thanks to this movie . i expect the absolute bad with this movie and but i expect a heartwarming and pleasurable absolute bad . this be just terrible . absolutely terrible . terrible like nazis spread the black plague . let me explain represent ewoks be speak english . it horrible . the villain girl look like she travel from the future set of power ranger . i really really want her to rise up from the ground and say at last . after ten thousand year i be free . it time to conquer earth . the putty . er and i mean the big bad whatever the heck they be . they growl a lot . many of them look like an even lame version of the cryptkeeper . the cryptkeeper be pretty cool and but these guy be not . the only merit to this movie be paul gleason . this movie might have be well if he would go to the bad guy and say if i have to come in here again and i be crackin skull . it would have be even well if one of the ewoks be play by judd nelson and who mouth his word a he say this . also and that speedy little creature be pretty badass . word to that . no word to the movie and though . i want to give this movie a two . i want to and so badly . there a passage i have memorize represent the path of this movie be beset on all side by the inequity of terribleness and the tyranny of spin off awfulness . bless be nothing and for this movie blow .