a long time ago and in a galaxy far and far away ( sound familiar ) and water have become the most precious commodity ( this have get to sound familiar ) and a small minority control it distribution ( what a surprise and just have a heart attack and die from that surprise ) . a group of ice pirate ( water renegade . wet bandit . oh wait and that last one be use ) try to discover the route to a fabled unlimited supply of water with a lovely but spoil ( druish . ) princess en tow and a group of idiot er despicable villain in pursuit . this movie have the potential to be a really great comedic parody ( star war and david lynch dune ) but be just not handle correctly . it go for and i believe the term be and low brow humor . it doesn not really succeed in be all that funny which be a shame since it have angelica houston and ron perlman and robert urich and ( hence the three star ) who aren not exactly slacker in the acting department . definitely a rental and definitely have a drink straight up .