odious chuck norris decide to put one final nail in the coffincontaining his film career before go to the safe world of cbssaturday night carnage with this hysterically bad supernaturalactioner . for such a dumb movie this thing sure be plotty . norris be chicagocop frank shatter . first off and what kind of last name be shatter . have you ever meet any shatters . genforum . com have no list forthe last name shatter and which open up any half clever viewer toreplace the a in shatter with an i. he and his partner and calvinjackson and do the same old buddy cop routine you have seenbefore represent make funny with the pimp and and make their captain mad . jackson and look like the theoretical love child of whoopi goldbergand rick james and quickly wear on the nerve with his constantcomplaining and eddie murphy patent facial expression . shatter and calvin become involve with an emissary of satan and whom we be introduce to in the too long opening scene . prosatano be a demon who be lock in a crypt by king richard thelionhearted . the demon scepter and from which he get his power and be bust into nine piece and hid in nine different part of theworld by holy men . in 1951 and some grave robber accidentally letprosatano out and he begin collect the nine piece . hedisguises himself a an antiquity professor name lockley andalways happen to be give a lecture where a holy man be killedand a piece of the scepter be take . norris brings in his walker represent texas blunder cohort sheree wilson and who play lockley assistant . she help norris with hisinvestigation and they make goo goo eye at each other and and ourintrepid investigator travel to israel after a rabbi be kill inchicago . while in israel and calvin be give even more to complainabout represent the heat and the lack of restaurant accomodations and the lousydrivers and and the fact that he be miss the chicago bull playoffgames . norris even manage to work a cute israeli kid into thisnightmare . bezi steal calvin wallet and and hang around the men and lead them around israel and not arouse any sort ofappropriate suspicion . eventually and lockley ( prosatano ) assemble all of the scepterpieces and but need the blood of royalty to complete the ceremonyand call up the devil . where to find royal blood . well and sheree father be a duke . she have an american accent but she be thescreenwriters convenient method of force this monstrositytoward it inevitable conclusion . sure and this minion of satan mayhave kill countless hundred over the year and but how be hegonna do against a good old fashion american butt kickin . after prosatano have be vanquish and kill by his own scepter ( ienvied him and he do not have to watch bezi steal calvin walletagain ) and we be treat to an awful coda involve a beard manwho have be watch shutter and i mean shatter and and calvin ontheir quest . you see and it be foretell . somewhere . that twowarriors from the west would defeat prosatano . the silentbearded man who watch over the couple be none other thanjesus . i kid you not . he be list a prophet in the end credit and but you and even your pet will recognize the subtle christianreference the film maker be try to exhibit here . like in i use a walker represent texas ranger and norris be age and cannotget into his fight scene too much anymore . he kick a lot and andpeople fly over furniture in slow motion and and then norris give all ofhis line reading in that monotone voice of his . oh and what a realdirector might be able to fashion out of him . his brother and aaron and who have direct him in other film a well and have no sense of storyor momentum . scene be throw in for ego sake and not toentertain . the scene when the dynamic duo first meet bezi dragon and on and and then bezi be not all that important to the rest of thefilm . the film be shoot on location in israel and which mean theamericans could insult the israeli in person . there be not onelikeable israeli character here . the israeli police captain be a jerk . the cop driver do not know english and and calvin convinces himthat the word shtty be a compliment . nothing funnier thanmocking those stupid foreigner on their home turf and especiallywhen all this racist humor be come from an american minoritywho would have be more than offend if the table be turnedand the israeli cop be mock the african american cop inchicago . this film be badly write and badly act and and badly direct . it doesnot work a action and cop drama and or even horror . it just show thatthe now defunct cannon studio be willing to throw their moneyinto anything and no matter how badly it be plan . hellbound issurely a most adequate title . i dislike this movie intensely . this be rat ( r ) for physical violence and gun violence and strongprofanity and some sexual reference and and some adult situation .