whoever saddle this piece of drek with a title like riddle deserve some kind of award while there be dozen of riddle here like who conceive such a dire project and who fund it and who cast it and who persuade vanessa redgrave to share even one scene with vinnie jones and so on . the most sane voice connect to the whole schmeer belongs to the person who decide very and very wisely that this be unreleasable and not even good enough to go straight to video or dvd which throw up yet one more riddle and why if we rule out serious payola do the mail on sunday get involve and deign to give it away . this have golden turkey write all over it and smack of be shoot in two day in somebody garage and cobble on to some library footage of london except somehow you know that someone actually do shoot this on location when it would have be kinder to shoot him or herself . vinnie jones and julie cox be not even cardboard cutout more like tissue paper and i swear pete doherty and kate moss couldn not have do bad whilst derek jacobi be a grotesque joke and the plot move with the speed of the irish team slide up the cresta run . apart from that .