chupacabra terror represent negative represent it be the navy seal team that tip the balance from bad cheesy movie to just bad . up till then there be a lot of bad movie baggage but the seal they be wear bicycle helmet paint black . you know the one with air hole that make every adult who wear them look like a complete tool . of course the bass fish boat they take to greet the cruise ship might have be another clue ( it wouldn not make it across tampa bay let alone an ocean ) and their tactic wouldn not pass muster on an 3rd rate xbox game . do director john shepphird have photo of john rhys davy in a compromising position with a hobbit . because i can not think of any other reason he would be in this movie . the other actor have a great excuse . they be talentless unattractive hack that couldn not get hire for an infomercial . the plot be that two men try to smuggle the mythical chupacabra ( love say that name ) aboard a cruise ship and it get loose . the set consist of horrible cruise ship fakery ( complete with airshafts the size of a small apartment ) and the monster killing be bottom of the barrel and there be no nudity and and a lot of really bad actor refuse to finish their death scene . of particular annoyance be a gigolo character from a 60 doris day movie . the cast bleeds ketchup while the chupacabra bleeds day green glow in the dark blood . ( why a goat eat mexican mammal would bleed anything but red be beyond me . ) every b movie have a tipping point that make it a fun time ( hey it a lesbian shower scene and omg that guy just ate be own eyeball ) or not so fun ( do they just call those forty something overweight guy wear coverall and bicycle helmet navy seal . ) chupacabra fall into the not so fun b movie side with a thud .