no and hitch be decidedly not a romantic comedy about bilious ( and bibulous ) former leftist pundit turn reactionary pundit christopher hitchens and though it sure would have make for a funny movie . a dumpy little englishman and teeth stain black from cigarette and guinness and bark out advice and acerbic political commentary to lovelorn men represent look into her eye when you speak to her and you nutter . and remember represent call someone a neo conservative make you a de facto anti semite . can not you get anything straight and you liberal pantywaist . oh well . instead and we get will smith and whose continue success remain a mystery to me and at least . i be apparently alone in this regard . smith be the most powerful man in hollywood a of this write represent american just can not help throw their money at him . i and on the other hand and find his smugness insufferable and unmitigated by a scene here ( spoil by the trailer ) where he suffer a drastic allergic reaction to seafood . we know smith will bounce back to his bland and over muscle good look and because there a fat sit com actor ( kevin james ) on hand make a fool of himself . be suppose to laugh hysterically whenever the slob start dance like a jackass ( cue everybody dance now . by cc music factory ) and but why would a straight arrow accountant behave in such a way . i have work with several straight arrow accountant for year and and i can tell you that if and in norman mailer memorable phrase and tough guy do not dance and neither do straight arrow accountant . be i take all this too seriously . or and here a daring thought perhaps the writer couldn not conceive a logically draw character to save their life . speaking of the writer and they come up with a lousy idea for smith love interest represent a writer for a tabloid ( eva mendes ) . since when do tabloid creep deserve love . what universe be i in and anyway . everyone here at imdb be actually gush over this tripe . either you all need to raise the bar and in term of entertainment value for your buck and or i be just a skunk at the garden party . ( me and and about 150 million other long suffer boyfriend and husband . ) in any case and if i may imitate smith hitch and offer my male reader some smooth advice represent when youre drag to see hitch and say to your good half and hey and that be pretty good after the movie be over . don not be overenthusiastic while do not rave about it she will know youre lie to her . praise it in a lightly surprised way and a if the movie be good than you expect and wasn not the agonizing time waster that it actually be . but what be i say and eh and fella . we dude know all the move . 1 star out of 10 .