cyclone be a piece of dreck with little redeem value and even on the so bad it entertaining front . a friend of mine take the tape from an overflow st. vincent depaul clothes bin . okay and that may be a little bit dodgy but it be mean to be a clothes bin and not a crappy old vhs bin and something the less fortunate member of our society do not really need to make their life well . it could be consider a mercy . watch a movie like cyclone would really only add to their problem . anyway the basic premise of a woman with a super powerful motorcycle that it arm to the teeth with rocket and laser isn not even properly exploit . the two high speed chase sequence involve vehicle travel at less than hair raise speed of around 40 kmph and a super fast motorcycle that be in danger of be overtake by a crappy old station wagon be not that awe inspire when you get down to it . there be only one scene where the bike goofy weaponry be use and at the film climax and and it be laughably ineffectual and or just laughable and when it be . this include laser beam that look like they should be come out of the hand of an evil wizard in a cheesy eighties sword and sorcery that produce large burst of flame which seem to have no noticeable effect on their target even when they hit directly . the rest of the movie be just tedious hard to watch filler . lot of bad actor and yes even comb and landau suck in this and most of whom seem like they have be lift from the set of a porno movie stand around exchange really bad dialogue in a desperate attempt to pus forward the barely coherent plot . there be a few badly stag fight sequence and some excruciatingly unfunny comic relief scene with some cop and the owner of the motor cycle repair shop . comedy of the sub benny hill horny old man can not stop staring at the female lead chest variety . basically the amoney scene involve the bike actually do stuff be few and lame and the rest be clunky filler material . skip it .