dark harvest 3 represent scarecrow represent negative represent in einstein theory of relativity time be of the perspective of the one that view time . ( or so i have hear ) in other word this movie feel a lot long that an hour and change . even on fast forward ( and you will be reach for that fast forward button ) it clock in somewhere around eternity . if you be familiar with lionsgate own version of project greenlight ( this be where they buy a home movie but a fancy cover on it and sneak it into the horror section of your local wal mart ) you will not be surprise by the complete and utter lack of entertainment value contain within . the line reading ( i refuse to call it act ) be uniformly awful . this be a collection of deadbeat dad and stripper pretend to be in a movie between can of schlitz . the camera work be drunken father shoot vacation film quality and while the special effect be okay the scary effect be the breast augmentation scar in the nude scene . the story be awful and the set be from a haunt halloween put on by adhd middle school student and once again the line reading ( remember this be not act anymore than sink to the bottom of a pool be swim ) be distract beyond mere word . avoid .