a i write this and norman wisdom be a very confused old man who spend most of his waking hour cackle and yelp old catch phrase at his increasingly suicidal nurse . indeed and by the time you read this he will probably have join the hereafter and the obituary will record a near 80 year career of hysterical mirth make from the lovable funster with the crooked chequer cap . what most of these obituary would not recall be how norman wisdom have already commit a form of suicide back in the late 1960s with this staggeringly poor and yet strangely compel endpaper to his movie career . the sign be ominous from the off tony tenser present go the title . you scratch your head where have i see that name before . well and on the title of a lot of the cheap and crappiest british film of the 1970s so just take your pick . then it say a menahem golan production . oh dear . from what i could make out what follow be a combination of confession from a holiday camp and last tango in paris . sponsor by the southport tourist board . norman wisdom be very versatile at be norman wisdom ( or a variation of such ) here . even in trash like this and he never off form and somehow keep you watch through parted finger a he paw and dribble all over a ( clearly insane ) sally geeson . tony tenser and menahem golan be and between them and responsible for some true cinematic horror but the bedroom scene in filmic atrocity reborn . sally play the role of a lobotomised sex toy very well and by the way . i wonder if any of the crazy young cat who populate this movie party scene maybe think to themselves in a quiet moment umm old norman plus sex plus hippy . get me outta this mess . i guess it be a payday for them . a do feel sorry for the pretty thing though . they probably think yeah . this will do for u what blow up do for the yardbird and so old norman lead man career end . freeze his little ball off in southport . i go there once . it be a depressing place .