i walk into blockbuster and itchin to watch some good old fashion action movie . so i browse around the action section until this movie catch my attention because the cover have in big bold letter sandra bullock . an action movie with sandra bullock in it and it rat r. yay . although i will admit i prefer her in a comedy but if this be anything like speed then i be sell . sadly sandra really be not in this movie and her role be minor represent panicky kidnap girlfriend ( she be in fifth place on the actor list for jeebus shake . ) apparently this be her first movie role ( and after watch this movie and i figure as much ) sandra be the only living human in this movie and everyone else might as well be a zombie in a b horror flick . this movie deceive me say sandra be the lead . . . i fell for it like biff from back to the future when marty yell whats that . . . god and i wish i watch that instead of this . sandra be the only bright side of this movie and every time she be on camera it be like she be pick up shock paddle and yell clear . to get this movie go but it flat line no matter how hard she try . more on sandra later . . . the movie be dull . very dull . think of the dull moment in your life then imagine living through that moment for 110 minute ( for me and it be this movie ) . this movie even somehow make gun fight and bullet time effect boring and so boring that elephant tranquilizer be put to shame . and this movie idea of bullet time be a close up of an ak in slow motion which mock you a the cap spit out of it represent each second of your life a it slowly tick away . and i know i be watch a bad movie because i find myself fast forward through the action . the plot . . . . there be a plot . music . . . . even by 80 muck standard be bad but at least it the one thing that keep me awake . act . sandra bullock be good and . . . ummm . . . move on . be it any good since it be rat r. no and unless r stand for ridicule snooze fest . and it be really 80 cliché when a movie open with an overhead view of a city ( rock guitar lick or power ballet ) and end with a gun fight in a grim factory complete with steel walkway and assorted pipe . both of which this movie satisfy . at least this movie establish what era it from which be unnecessary since sandra hair be scream 1980s . and a movie get really ham fisted when you watch an assassin stripper kill a nerd in the bathroom and stuff his body in a box and which you respond to sadly say represent that be probably the most action that poor sap ever get . another hammy moment be at the beginning when some secret agent dude cap a crowd of people and apparently this movie think people jump into the air and fall to the ground when they die . all that scene need be the mario death ditty or maybe contra sound effect but nintendo might have sue . and it be sad when the main action hero of this movie rip off other good movie icon . before the big gun scene and da hero be find stand in a boxing ring ( rocky anyone . ) and sport a leather fedora ( not indiana jones too ) with an ominous spotlight behind him ( terminator the 2nd before own t 1000 ) what be really really sad be that people on youtube or dailymotion can film well quality video ( with a crappy webcam no less ) then this movie . i be serious and most rant video record with bad audio and blurry picture be more entertaining then this movie . i can not even call this movie by it give name for it very name bring back horrid memory of watch this cruel and unusual punishment ( a freaking violation against human right . ) the only bright speck in this dark abysmal abyss be sandra career start take off thanks to this movie . but oh sandra . . . why do you have to be in such a nightmare . the paycheck well be worth it . the dvd also grace you with a little back story on sandra a an extra and see how she be the only one from this movie who end up be a house hold name . which explain why this movie use her name a bait for unsuspecting movie buff and crafty little critter . i do not have much experience with bad film but i know bad when i see it . i could bounce back from maze and monster with a good old campy bruce willis comedy . but not even bruce could cheer me up after this movie . i have yet to see any ed wood or uwe boll but i think i be amped for them now . for i can not even fathom a movie bad then . . . gag . . . hangman . . .