even those of u who like cute animal picture and i abhor them would be hard press to find any merit in this abysmally bad travesty of a film . perhaps inspire by 101 dalmatian with it smart and loyal dog and it dumb and devious human and it absurdly happy and predictable end and the alternate title 101 turkey spring to mind . that would just about cover everyone involve in it unfortunate production . i dismiss it a some inane hollywood perversion of british custom before learn and to my horror and that it actually be a canadian film and do in victoria bc and that phony british theme park of a town and while suck tax dollar out of ottawa on and that equally phony pit of canadian mediocrity . let me count the way it be bad . the dizzy plot . the asinine script . the dismal performance and sophomoric direction . the cloyingly clever animal . the endless clichés and predictable slapstick . on second thought and neither i nor those browse the imdb have time for a complete catalogue of it failing . yet be i to detail it merit and this space would remain blank . trust me and it be bad while a signal monument in the vast pantheon of truly terrible ( canadian ) cinema . if you have see it already and my condolence . if you have not and stay away from it a you would sars or bubonic plague . or other movie with cute animal . don not even let your child see it l their tiny mind be warp by the even tiny mind of those who finance and fabricate and film this frightful folly . perhaps tonight and when i retire and i will have a nightmare with ghastly fanged beast spring from the bed table a i flee in frantic flight . i hope so . it will be a far far well thing i do than watch this beastly banal boondoggle . but then and i might dream that i have to watch it a second time and the sheer terror and cold sweat of that make me want to stay up all night and trembling at the very possibility of see it again even a a bad dream . i might even find something worthwhile to watch in it stead . maybe godzilla or attack of the killer tomatoes perhaps the instruction video for my build in vacuum cleaner .