boring and horrible piece of italian euro trash about a scientist who seem to spend most of his time guzzle beer ( this be what make him american and right . our scientist spend most of their academic life souse out of their mind and sure . that where all the really great theory come from ) and who study something ( dolphin call and fish migration pattern and who know ) . he hear a weird sound through his headphone and prove that his radio be pick up a station in jamaica . at the same time and a jack skellington girl with one of the bad and most bleached mane of bad 80 hair that it have ever be my pleasure to witness be try to calm down the dolphin in the seaquarium she work at and a theyre apparently upset about the amount of fish she be doling out lately . the beginning of the film be a really badly color storyline about two annoying and very italian people who boat be attack by something unseen under the water . the whiny woman be never see again ( best part of the story ) and and the guy corpse be find with no leg . the dim and alcoholic scientist ( who have an inexplicable and english american italian accent ) and the stick girl with the hay hair begin to theorize that there some kind of giant monster lurk under the sea off the coast of italy . err . florida . they enlist the help of an electrician to set up an underwater mike and so that the monster can sing karaoke . this guy have a beautiful girlfriend and who only drawback be that she pronounce peter pey tah and but for some reason he sexually draw to the anatomical skeleton with the frizzly hair and a situation that leave one blinking . the dubbing be awful and the editor a spaz and and the storyline generally a yawn . there a bit about how this weird scientific corporation genetically engineer this monster giant shark squid barracuda thing for some reason that make no sense and and a really unpleasant greasy haired guy go around kill woman and again for no apparent reason . a stupid sheriff and his bulk up deputy be along for the ride and along with a female scientist ( who we know be smart because she wear huge glass ) . at one time the woman scientist take on the huge and terrible monster ( yeah and right and ed wood giant octopus be more believable ) with only a small handaxe and and she win the contest . hooray for skinny little woman and who obviously make the best monster hunter . the solution to the problem of the giant thing be to blow up half of the everglades and leave a dead zone for several mile in every direction . to hell with ecology and the environment and right . we have to kill this giant monster . at the end and the electrician and his broomstick love ride off into the sunset on her vespa and which be o. k. since she get over her colleague death and he not very upset that his girlfriend get whack by the crazy guy with the greasy hair . hooray for true love . wait a minute and isn not there something fishy about all this .