this movie be simply rubbish . i have to say i be an expert of rubbish movie . i reserve the 1 rating for movie that be rubbish but funny and but this film be just tedious and certainly not crappy in a funny way but crappy in a crappy way . it get a 2 so those of you out there can distinguish between the one that will make you laugh and the one that will make you fall asleep . there be scene in this movie where the actor be look at something and their expression be of amazement and there wide eye and slack jaw tell the audience that what they be look at be go to be profoundly amazing and this simply isn not it just a cupboard or even more desert . it have to be pretty god damn awful for me to walk out and let me tell you and i walk out and so do quite a few people .