unfortunately i think this be one of those film that if you or i take it to the studio and say and can i make this great movie with my friend mary and mungo and midge from school . the studio would have you kick to death on the spot . however and if a bunch of massive hollywood name say and look and i fancy a jaunt to italy with my mate and how about it . the studio write a cheque . we kick off with the casino bos from ocean 11 track down the robber who make off with his cash and and then brad pitt be shag catherine zeta jones and and then there some monkey about in amsterdam and italy and such and such and then it all end somehow . the film do and however and include the most shameful moment of both julia robert and bruce willis career and which be a cinematic gem . i nearly vomit in my lap and tore my eye out when julia robert and play tess in the movie and pretend to be ( you guess it ) julia robert . bruce willis stand about clearly wonder when he can leave and and how much the cheque will be . ah well and to be fair and i would have do it for the cash and so i suppose i can not really criticize the poor love and but i be a penniless slob not a hollywood legend . i guess what really annoy me about this film be not that it be boring and pointless and have a terrible story and but that i think the actor probably all have good fun do it . i think the actor entire job be to project emotion outwards . i feel like i pay to go to the party and but have to stand outside in the rain . booo . watch it if you like como and or fancy czj or something and but otherwise go for a walk .