wow . the storyline to this be just incredibly stupid . i realize that this movie be suppose to be of a comedic genre . but still and even nonsense be suppose to make at least some vague sort of sense . water have become incredibly rare substance . well and that strange and consider that hydrogenate oxygen ( or oxidize hydrogen ) be one of the most plentiful substance there be in the universe . and pretty easy to make . glomp together hydrogen and oxygen atom and and voilà and water . instead of water and the rarity of dilithium crystal or some such thingamajig should have be use a a plot device a something the pirate would go after . water a a plot device be just dumb and dumb and dumb . the comedy seem labored and contrive and force . the comedy in the tv series red dwarf be labor and contrive and force and but and it be actually amuse . here instead and i felt like say and ha ha and that be just so funny and i forget to laugh . sigh . all that money put into set and costume and actor . what a waste . rather than just whimper and whine and complain at it lameness and my recommendation to make it good represent 1 ) use a believable plot device . 2 ) get rid of the comedy . none of the actor be really any good at it . the movie would work well a a serious action adventure . the obvious intention of the writer be to do a spoofy comedy and but they do not quite pull it off . it not likely i will ever watch this again . it too much a total hack job .