have i see a bad movie . no i can not say that i have . this be pathetic . if the director be still alive represent 1. he shouldn not be . 2. he should be ashamed . 3. god and how i would like to take out my 2 completely wasted hour of time on his a $ $ . to give you guy a few pointer of the film represent 1 . ( i be a male ) and i would rather give myself a papercut on the opening of my urethra before view this again ( seriously ) . 2. it do have a few know name in it ( casper van dien and erika eleniak and coolio ) . they do not help and and their career in cinema after this film be officially over by the way . 3. the dialog be the bad i have ever hear . i want to ejaculate on your bozonkas . what kind of writer do they have on this film . be he still use hook on phonics and just get his letter mix up to make these horrible sentence . and or be he try to get the director kill by the few people who saw this . 4. watch this film backwards . because i promise you that you do not want to watch it forward . 5. this film would make helen keller get up and walk out of the theater . 6. the set of the movie look like an adult size mcdonald playplace . i be just wait for this so called dracula to fall in the ball pit at some time in the movie . 7. also and i like that in the year 3000 they still have headset with wire that go to their mouth . no bluetooth and no wireless headset and no chip place in the brain and but they use headset borrow from a telemarketing agency that go out of business in 1983 ( nice job set director on this one . real professional . i hope youre currently unemployed and read this . ) 8. i do not know who be in charge of special effect and but i could have do well in my backyard with my vhs camcorder that doesn not have a battery . 9. i be a devout catholic before this film . but since view it and i know there be not a god and because if there be and he wouldn not have let this film be produce . i be now an atheist . 10. i will be honest i can not talk about the end . last time i try to explain it i fell into a coma . folk however bore you get and however curious ( or brave ) you be and however many laugh you think you will get out of this movie and please do not watch this . it have literally ruin my life . avoid at all cost . comment to the director represent i hate you . you have ruin my life . after view this i feel empty inside . my wife and kid have leave me and hate me because i couldn not speak or hardly move after see this . i lose my job and my dignity and and above all my pride . i will never forgive you in this life or the next ( which be not look good from my newfound belief ) .