the real plot . a group of post civil war prostitute seek alternative housing in fort boom . lacy everett and a close knit family of call girl have be eat date expire sausage for day and plan to move into the former fort mcmillian . local warn the woman of eat more of the dated sausage . because there be a vicious pyromaniac loose in the area and he refuse to shuttle them out to the property . when they finally arrive at their destination and they discover their stomach be full of gas after all the bad sausage . it be not long before they learn why their new home be call fort boom .