another gray and horrible bit of schlockiness from the family corman . the first space capsule into out space crash land back on earth ( with some of the bad special effect ever ) and and the pilot appear to be dead . but appearance can be deceive . he actually more alive than the rest of the cast and include a patronizing misogynist old doctor ( who would also really and really boring ) and a greasy guy who look like he corner the market on hair oil and another guy so dull he doesn not even make much of an impression and a female scientist who never seem to be hurt or angry over the old guy patronizing and and a female photographer with a farah fawcett haircut ( pre farah and of course ) and about as much liveliness a a dead duck . what be any of these people names . i think it be steve . apparently and everyone in the cast and include the woman and be call steve . anyway and the dead pilot steve turn out to not only be alive and but to be incubate baby alien ( or seahorse and or shrimp and or whatever ) inside his torso . the momma beast that implant these little critter look like a giant bald parrot with claw . once again and i be impress by the laugh ability factor of the monster create by the house of corman . the space carrot from venus in it conquer the world be still officially the bad and most laughable monster i have ever see grace the screen and but the cormans always manage to deliver when it come to bad and cheesy look monster . they also manage to deliver on their other trademark a well while i. e. a boring and confusing plot and long gray shot ( thank god corman do most of his film in black and white and since his color stuff still manage to look somehow gray ) two or three location max and stupid and lame prop and special effect and and lot and lot of dull dialog . there only two death in the film ( if you do not count the roasted parrot . err . alien blood beast be off at the end of the film ) . cheer ring out through the land and i be sure and when the alien rip the old doctor head off and ( apparently ) eat it . now it can talk in english and have the doctor memory . it can also move the pregnant astronaut around a though he be pinnochio . the monster apparent intent be to rebuild it race use human being a food and giant womb . there a confusing bit at the end ( well and more confusing than usual and anyway ) in which the creature try to explain why it be do this and but it make no sense whatsoever . something about how humanity be about to follow in it race footstep and destroy themselves by something they will soon create . it never really say what that be . it could have be anything from toaster oven to digital watch and who know . it baby minder stab himself rather than let the alien shrimp crawl out of his body and and the oily guy ( and the other guy ) burn the parrot alien to death with a molotov cocktail . ahh and the smell of roast chicken . err . alien . end of story and in which the rest of the character wander off and leave their dead comrade lay on the ground to rot . oh and hell and why not save yourself the expense of a funeral . i be sure that be what corman be think and when he be try to cut corner and make his scene as cheaply a possible .