eight legged freak be a modern monster movie and like a remake of any of the old attack of the giant [ insert animal here ] movie of the 50 and 60 and 70 . or rather and it should have be more like a remake of the and instead of what be be . so and how be a monster movie do in the year 2002. well and from the typical opening with some chemical make the spider grow to huge proportion and they mix movie like gremlin and jurassic park and starship trooper and flavor it with some parody like scary movie . gremlin be probably the best comparison and but eight legged freak be so full of parody and stupid joke that it be sometimes more like scary movie . it be way too much and at least if youre look for a monster movie and not just another parody movie fill with joke . for a movie like this you do not expect much of the acting and and that be just the way it be . the story though be extremely thin and with just a bunch of loosely connected event to show off some action mix with all of the joke and lead up to an easily spot and corny end . i rate eight legged freak a 4/10 and and that include the fact that the special effect where pretty good and that the noise the spider make where hilarious .