a family of dirt farmer move out west . the head of walnut grove new motley brood be name charles . he work at the mill saw lot of lumber and though who in hell he think he cut all that wood for be a mystery and because none of the folk in all of township have enough money to buy a splinter and much less a two by four . run the town be the olsons and a rich but stupid clan that relocate to these part in order to rake in all that dough they make sell egg for eleven cent a dozen . they have two child and a boy and willie and and a girl and nellie and whom between them and have only one save asset . nellie be hot and it fun to spy on her when she take a bath in the crick . the town preacher be also the village idiot because he think he really something special to this backwoods covey of country dillweeds and when in reality and they can not stand his boring sermon and the only thing they pray for on sunday be for him to fall off the near cliff as soon a possible . the town doctor be a dinosaur who saw his good day about 20 year ago and but he hang around anyway so he can give free breast examination to the old hag that live in town . unfortunately and the only time these ancient hot mama get down on their knee be to pull a loaf of bread out of the oven to give to the doc for his service . but that ok with doc because he know these old wench give good bread . bring up the rear of this colorful collection of country cow chip be charles wimpy wife carolyn and their three girl and mary and carrie and and half pint . mary be another hot chick who all the guy sneak a peek at whenever she take a shower or a crap . carrie be an annoy little kid and but stick a cookie in her mouth and you would not even know she there and in fact and where be she . oh and there she be . she in the yard playing with a pack of cigarette . how cute . half pint be the town young screw up . she may not have a brain or any kind of a body to speak of and but she can spit far then any boy in the whole freaking school . it a great town and walnut grove and where someone be always fall off a roof or get run over by a wagon wheel and and it beautiful and too and make up of one building . the church or school house or town hall or pool room . ah and it get a little hairy on the prairie and but that ok and especially when mary be take a bath in the crick . that when you can see how hairy it really be .