11 year after this film be release only 5 people have review it here on imdb . there be a reason for this utter lack of interest in across the moon . it be coherent and but lack all cinematic virtue . see this film for example of terrible production in all respect . the opening credit for instance be white letter rise mechanically from a red background . the end feature michael mckean star out a prison window say there lot of mystery out there . follow by a clip montage or music video of all the uplifting moment in the tragically bad movie . julinana hatfield . everything in between be awful . i struggle to find any value in this movie and have come up empty . though it be hard to believe and even a cameo role from burgess meridith ( always a crowd pleaser ) only disappoint me far . this movie be like a mockery of what be special about movie . on paper the movie be below average . woman live together in a trailer . but what actually be produce be nearly unwatchable . the movie attempt to branch off in many direction but never follow through on any . the unappealing conflict of have their boyfriend in jail be never resolve . no conflict be ever resolve . there really be no conflict . the woman attempt to become hooker and but that never happen . instead they get job a a bartender and a shelf stocker . sound excite . it wasn not . it be stupid . and the bulk of the movie be the two woman talk and generate contrive conflict . the woman be capable actress and but the script be beyond poor . useless . this be a terrible movie and but it be even bad that they borough burgess meridith out of his retirement home to make it . bad from start to finish . like the lion without teeth and this film have no bite .