this . thing . oh god this thing . i can not even call it a movie . a movie be something that do something . go somewhere . have some semblance of a plot or something . i do not know how i be do it . i really do not . first i say dark field be the bad movie ever . and i think it be . then pirate of ghost island prove me wrong . and now and third time in a row and another film go above and beyond the call of duty to prove me wrong . ( sigh ) ok. dark harvest ii represent the maize . lord this be awful . let me break it down for you . man sense daughter be in danger through some magical psychic power he get from his act ii popcorn apparently and race to find them in a corn field . of course this be the huge cornfield in all of existence and be the size of the cornfield from jeepers creeper and child of the corn and and sign combine . the main character and whose name be shy ( awesome name btw ) then run through a corn field . find some ghost girl and talk to them and and . run through a corn field . dig a while . and run through a corn field . and the incredibly sad thing . i be really not leave anything out . that pretty much be the entire movie . the only thing i may be leave out be how he get chase by two policeman who want to arrest him for . i do not know . pretend to be an actor . i do not care by this point . he get away and the police be somethinged by the killer offscreen . holy crap there a killer . apparently yes there be a he introduce nearly 4/5 into the movie . but wait . then he run away for a while and there and you guess it and more run through the corn field and digging . then there the end where he save his daughter . huzzah . the big problem with this movie be and it bore . it incredibly and inhumanly and tremendously boring . i can not explain how atrociously dull this thing be . nothing happens and the character be as appeal a a root canal and and it just an hour and a half of nothing . the only good thing that come out of this movie be that me and my friend may have find enlightenment due to the near nirvana state this movie put u into after the effect of the drug in our brain have to kick into overdrive to keep u alive . during the ensue insanity and i find hug a wall much more enjoyable and my friend find a new passion for laugh hysterically while flop all over the floor a if he have a seizure . this be the sort of insanity this movie bring . it not just bad . it bad for your health . the cover look awesome with a picture of an awesome scarecrow killer that i would totally consider dress up a for a horror con and but this be the most misleading box ever . dont let it fool you too . do not watch this movie . watch a good corn movie . any movie about corn be well . just do not let it get you . do not . a negative .