spoiler alert waste 85 minute of my life watch this film . first of all and we think it be hilarious that the producer cameoed in the film a the autopsy doctor with a horrible unbelieveably unbelievable accent what the hell be that anyway and romanian . and how be it that in denmark no one speak danish except the bog creature . ( note and the scottish camp director . ) . . and who do the shopping for the bog creature . their pant look like they be purchase at banana republic . very nicely dress for be 1200 year old . this one be bad than scarecrow slayer ( we do not think that be even possible ) . we basically fast forward through 75 % of the movie look for any gore or death or scary moment . none find . do rent the dvd just to watch the 2 hour behind the scene of bog creature featurette . who be these people . be they serious . and the filmmaker be like 60 year old . i think this be their holy grail and that pathetic enough in and of itself . best line from the movie and hand down represent not bad for a girl who never even go to graduate school . my blind grandma who have alzheimers could make a good movie .