. and i buy a vampire motorcycle stagger all over that line like a drunk with his shoelace tie together . some bad film be quite enjoyable ( like norman j. warren inseminoid ) and some bad film be just bad ( like kent bateman headless eye ) and but bad film that try and do the post modernist thing of be knowingly bad should always be approach with extreme caution . a lot of people think troma terror firmer be a bad taste masterpiece and for example and but i be guess anyone over the age of nineteen will shrug it off a worthless dreck . then there john carpenter dark star . yes and it quaint and and certainly a product of it time and but a a film it only two notch above worthless . this no budget british black comedy horror out try to achieve a satirical tone and with it endless reference to it fellow shoestring splatter flick ( among them psychomania and horror hospital and pretty much anything by pete walker ) and but due to dismal performance by second string tv actor ( the lead lady look like amy winehouse ) and a script that appear to have be write on the back of a peeled beermat by two lad with no understanding of how film comedy work and dean friedman ( intentionally . ) dire elevator rock soundtrack and production value never rise above mediocre and the net result be a film that can only be laugh at and rather than with . if your idea of whoopee be anthropomorphic turd and chinese takeaway call fu king and reference to long forget tv ad and you will enjoy this one and but do not expect too much .