i rent this pile of sewer waste hop for a few good laugh . with a title like ` zombie bikers from detroit and with dead alive production stamp on the front cover and you would think that this could be a funny or gruesome film and but no . this be the bad movie i have ever see ( and yes and i have see all of the police academy movie ) . the story ( this be a joke within itself ) and the dialogue be atrocious . the make up of the so called zombie look like they use one of those two dollar ` make yourself look like a zombie kit that you buy at k mart . i would rather watch beverly hill 90210 while listen to the backstreet boy and be whip by a 400lb novelty birthday card model than to sit through another single minute of this pathetic excuse for a dvd . honestly and i could make a good movie with $ 3 and some popsicle stick and a slinky . i feel a if 90 minute of my life be strip away from me and take to the land of suckdom . i know that tag on the dead alive production doesn not guarantee a great flick and but you do expect to get your money worth . the only thing that make me happy ( save and return the horrid mass of elephant feces ) be that it wasn not title ` biker zombie from pittsburgh . i feel for detroit folk that waste their hard earn money on this one . unless you have be lobotomized . do not buy and rent if you must but . you will regret it .