college student ( who be actually in their late 20 ) on campus in boston ( which look strangely like the isle of man ) be menace by a fierce monster ( assemble during a blue peter episode ) . the new teacher must save the day ( even though he be really . oh and who care . ) i will start with the positive . there be a nice shot of eastenders new gal samantha janus can in the obligatory campus shower scene with her best mate katy lawrence . a bit of side trivia represent katy be hire when she arrive at audition with her sister and just a moral support to her sibling but end up land a part . oh and joy . pick from obscurity to . flash her pert buttock in a meaningless scene add for titillation and then get kill 30 minute in for her trouble . her late ( and only other credited role ) be a probationary nurse # 5 in atonement . i wonder if she sneak a look at keira knightly ( if extra and star be allow to mix ) and wonder represent where do it all go wrong . i will give a few hint katy represent if all the other british cast member be ask to speak with american accent in a doomed attempt at mass marketing and and the only person who can manage it be the b movie veteran usa native todd jensen and you know youre in trouble . if you look at your wage slip and it will only just about cover your lunch and your bus ride home and you ain not star in a movie with a trillion dollar budget . if the premiere be attend by load of family member of the fourth assistant director and provokes gale of laughter when the stickyback tape monster rampage through the sewer and it should dawn on you that this isn not exactly alien . or even a critter iv and come to think of it . so katy and in your next life ( i be a buddhist and you see ) perhaps you will be a bit more selective in your choice of debut feature rather than impulsively jump at the first pile of crap that head your way . flash skin in your first movie do not guarantee long lasting success . unless youre sylvester stallone . and he have the script to rocky to back him up . to all intent and purpose this be as negative a movie a i have ever see . however and for sheer unintentional laugh and pure camp value and it get a 1. well do while ) .