rarely do one find a movie so bad that it achieve the often sought paradigm of have so little redeem value that that alone make it worth watch . cyclone and i be happy to report and be such a film . i know i be in for something good as soon a i find the videotape . i be at least it fourth owner represent it have a use movie sale . $ 9 . 95 sticker on the front and and a yard sale sticker for one dollar . i pick it up at a thrift store for fifty cent . the used movie sale . sticker cover much of the front cover artwork and meaning that what i see be a truly odd blend still of the front of the cyclone super bike and a car flipping over on fire and and heather thomas and wear flouncy eighty hair with her mouth open in an expression that say and i ave a ooth ache . i saw that and think and all right . the case and honestly and be enough ( with nowhere to turn and no one to trust and teri be plunge headlong into a maze of danger and deceit ) and but i surprise myself by actually get around to watch it . i always make time for the really bad film . that fight club tape can wait . meet teri . teri be a stunningly well craft character and a we can tell from her introduction and in which she and her friend do exercise that highlight her breast and and later and her legwarmers . then teri go off to hook up with her boyfriend for the evening that go horribly wrong . before she know it and teri be driven straight into a web of deadly double cross in cyclone . the vhs box tell it like it be . leave out of the box summary perhaps out of some faint hope that actual copy of this film would be sell be how awful the acting be . it might have be just me and but i keep think i could read the character thought through their eye . this be dumb and think heather thomas . i know and think bad guy with too wide mouth . a driving force ( no pun intend ) for the second half of this epic picture be the car chase . those be actually pretty good and although i be incline that gasoline doesn not need coach on how to explode . what really impressed me be that and in all the chase and the street be pretty much empty . it like there be only twenty people in this huge city . i know what youre think . youre thinking and gee wilikers . i have to see this movie . the sad thing and though and be that you can not find it . oh no . cyclone be a film that find you . just wait . some day perhaps during lunch and perhaps late in the evening and perhaps when military scientist jeffery comb ( re animator ) be murder by hired assassin you will hear the rustle of legwarmers and and know that it be time .