my house mate and i foolishly purchase the video of the roller blade seven from our local second hand video shop in the hope of find a bad film to laugh at . this film isn not even laughable and it pathetically poor and bad even than jack frost 2 and that say something . the script and acting and production and stunt and sound and set and everything be absolutely terrible . in some part the actor haven not even learn their line and be blatantly ad libbing or in one case actually have the line read to them off set and simply repeat them . set in the post apocalyptic wheel zone and the film obviously consist of about 45 minute of film and many part of which be edit badly or repeat ad nauseum from various different camera angle to make the film longer . this get tedious very quickly . the plot make no sense whatsoever ( it be apparently an amalgam of two book write by scott shaw ) and there aren not even seven of them and most of them aren not on blade and theyre wear roller boot and and it seem to me that mostly the film have be completely sell on the fact that there about 3 minute of female semi nudity in it . the writer and star scott shaw obviously fancy himself somewhat of a samurai and throughout the film perform some very poor stunt and make up sword fight move that look massively amateurish . despite all this and his website state that the film should never be compare to a traditional film because it really push the boundary of modern film making . my house mate and i be leave speechless by the whole ordeal and and despite my frequent attempt to burn the videotape and she have decide it may be some kind of ring esquire video curse that need to be pass on . if you see the video in store and take it from me . leave well alone .