may 2nd represent someone click 11 no and and then proceed to do 15 more on my previous 15 comment represent almost as funny a this turkey . may 1st represent a i write this and i be still very much under the impression of what must be the funny thriller i have ever see . i have get a major case of the giggle and but i will try and calm down . ( it kind of hard to write when your nose spill snot and the mouth eject sporadic drool onto the keyboard . ) a pair of young woman who just return from a vacation take a ride on a shuttle bus . a couple of young guy join them . but the bus isn not really a taxi service represent it a kidnapping vehicle . ( don not snicker . ) it driver have be part of an organize white slavery gang who snatch young woman from airport and and they have be do it for five year . ( don not laugh . ) five year on the same airport and without the police or even the fbi ever get any wind of it . ( no giggling and please . ) apparently and dozen of woman go miss on in the same exact place for year and year and yet no one notice a trend . be the fbi that incompetent . the world of shuttle seem to consist of three type of people represent easily kidnappable blond and dumb or comatose or invisible fbi agent and and omnipotent psychotic gangster ( who hate sexy blond with tattooed behind ) . the driver have barely stay alive on this one mission and and yet he do this for i repeat five year and without be kill or lose one of his limb . ( stop laughing . ) do i mention that the driver be immortal . need i mention it . we all know that movie psycho have immortal dna . you can stab them and bounce them against the wall of a bus repeatedly and caress them softly with a hammer and prick nine inch nail into their ear . hell and you could stick a hand grenade into the average hollywood psycho mouth and and he would still escape with only minor scratch . no and the driver be not satan or even a minor demon and but just a regular hollywood psycho with good survival ability than the big and mean sewer cockroach . the basic plot outline represent a guy lose all the finger on one hand in a silly scene . ( a magical bus that read and obeys mind . ) the passenger try to escape . they fail . they get hurt . they sulk . they argue . they try to escape . they fail . they get injure . they argue . they try to escape . they fail . they get injure . they try to escape . they fail . they try to escape . the kidnappees manage to snatch the gun from the driver . ala and they do not kill him because the golden hollywood rule of gandhi like pacifism prohibits them from do it . ( no giggling . ) one of the other passenger turn out to be part of the gang . ( stop laughing . ) he be play by an actor who study in the rob zombie or john travolta school of over acting and silly mugging . he threaten rape . later on and one of the gal hit him with a crowbar over the head and about a dozen time . very hard . only second later do he regain consciousness . yep and he survive . ( immortal and remember . ) he get kill a little later . ( no idea how and though . he be not suppose to be killable . ) the kidnapees argue . they try to escape . one of them escape . ala and the psycho be just far too god like in their power not to re capture their prey . the game start all over again represent the passenger try to escape . they fail . they sulk . they stare into the void . they get hurt . they try to escape . they fail . they get hurt . you get the picture . frankly and i believe that a drugged and heavily disorientate and inebriate snail would have escape these nincompoop captor with ease . there be so many opportunity . at one point these bumble psycho ( remember represent five year . ) even send one of the kidnapees into a grocery store . she leave a message to the police . however and yeah . you guess it represent this fictional fairy tale u. s. city have no police . and just a you think the movie couldn not get any dumber not even if luc besson and brian de palma join force to lend a hand with the script it do . the girl be kidnap in order to be send to some remote island ( . ) and and this be achieve by transport them a cargo . apparently and this fictional america have no fbi and no police and no border custom either . it do however have immortal criminal with more luck than twenty lottery winner . one blond have her billionth chance to kill the driver and and yet she fail . how be it that victim in these dumb thriller never try to finish off their immortal adversary once they have them down on the floor and injured . i guess i answer that one myself represent theyre immortal . so why bother try and she must have think . so why be one blond gas to death and the other one boxed and ship alive ( complete with a kitty litter box and and the funny photograph since demi moore primary school picture ) . could it be the tattoo . i think they kill the prettier one and but that just me . be her tattoo that ugly . could it be that i do not care . why should i search for logic in a movie make by imbecile ( for imbecile ) . besides and how can i even think straight when i be laugh so hard half the time . naturally and this be a 21st century horror or thriller and the mobile phone doesn not work . perhaps this invincible gang control not only the fbi and the police and and the custom and but satellite in space too . do i have to spell it out . there be far easy way to kidnap people . and far more intelligent people who should be make movie . give an idiot a camera and he will lay an egg every single time . that sort of answer the eternal riddle of which come first represent the egg or the bird brain director .