this train wreck begin with brujo and alma cross the mexican border . alma be suffer from some horrid curse that cause her to vomit garden snake and nickelodeon gac every few minute as well a clench her teeth and mutter nonsense . so apparently alma have this uncle in los angeles who know of a cure for her . they hop aboard a train to get there and luckily a friend of theirs pay their way . alma and brujo stay in the luggage cart the whole movie since they can not afford upper class seat . meanwhile in the high class we see a bunch of nobody on their way to la for whatever reason . a balding guy on a business trip and two girl and one of whom be carry $ 5 grand and a wad of cocaine and three stoner and and some mexican . the mexican rough it up with brujo and try to take his weed which apparently be a sedative for alma snake slither inside her . they realize that the snake do not attack and they enter your body through your vein . very twisted and b movie . brujo save the guy by rip out his heart ( temple of doom style ) and procure the snake . for some reason he can not have the snake harm or it will hurt alma . while this be go on a narcotic expert try to bust one of the girl and get a little action ( topless ) in exchange for not tell about her shipment of drug . a mystery guy show up and have a gunfight with him . a a grand finale alma turn into a vampire and bite her man and then become a giant pathetic excuse for a cg snake the size of the train and eat the train and be blast into a nuclear bomb hurricane whirlwind and disappears . everyone then head to la on foot . the credit actually say at the end any similarity to actual person and living or dead and or actual event be purely coincidental and and very weird . we suggest move and or or take a plane . odd since a line in the movie from the bald guy be yeah and i hate plane . the credit go on to say no snake be hurt during the production of this screenplay . only a small child but it cool . there actually be a lot of real snake use in the movie and and all of them very tame . there be actually no scene of cg snake attack anyone unless you count the large one and but then it just eat the train and the other fake snake be just the head and it look like a muppet . the snake do not really attack anything and theyre just . there . one crawl out of toilet paper actually . the movie isn not funny and isn not scary ( a there no real snake attack ) and and be just a quickie cash in which be when a low budget movie company hear about a big budget hollywood release and then they rush to put out a similar film and or even a parodic version and for release just prior to and or simultaneously with and the big name flick . the effect of this be that many people will either confuse one for the other and and go see the quickie rather than the biggie or and they will want to see both and for whatever reason . like myself . avoid at all cost .