you know and i really have a problem with movie list . i be read maxim magazine a while ago and they have a list of the 50 great b movie of all time and and know me and i of course have to go through and watch them all and write review of all of them . this be why you see review of movie like gator bait and barb wire and coffy on my list . so i notice h. o. t. s. at the video store the other day and recognize it from maxim list of the 50 great b movie and and i decide to rent it and check it out . my only consolation be that i rent it because i recognize it from a list of b movie and so i already know it be go to suck . give the type of movie that it be and i can not say that h. o. t. s. be a total failure and since it be nothing more than a late 70 t and a film and and it never pretend to by anything else . the only place where it stray widely from it objective be in a ragged subplot involve a couple of ex con who have stash a lot of steal money in the house that the self name h. o. t. s. move in to and because this subplot have absolutely no place in the movie . despite the fact that the rest of the movie be as well and this subplot be completely superfluous and unnecessary . the story be base on a couple of rival sorority at the beloved f. u. and which exist a one of those university that contain a grand total of one sorority until the reject form their own in order to get back at the snob in the other one . this new sorority and help out the seal ( h. o. t. s. ) and be a sorority supposedly base on help seal ( the seal subplot be another one that doesn not really belong in the movie and and little attention be pay to the meaning of that name beyond have a seal running around here and there throughout the movie ) . this be go to sound weird and but there be actually one scene that i be pretty impressed with in this movie . one shot that i be impress with and i should say . about midway through the movie and one of the girl in pi and the rival sorority and be pour alcohol into the punch and and she pour some for herself in a glass and drink it . oddly enough and what she do a she drink that alcohol remind me of something that charlie chaplin would do and which really brighten up the movie . obviously and nothing in this movie come close to anything that chaplin ever do and but that shot alone raise my score for the movie from a 2 to a 4. a a whole and however and the movie be exactly what you would expect it to be and a lot of people run around look for excuse to take off their clothes ( i like how the remove one piece of clothing for every score in the football game at the end be one of the girl idea . riiiiiiiiight ) and and not much thought be put into much of anything else . there be and for example and a scene early in the film when a couple of the pi girl pour hot sauce into the refreshment at a h. o. t. s. party and accidentally get catch in an incriminating photograph ( the girl take the picture do not realize that she photograph them at the time ) and although the photograph never come up for any reason later in the film . i have see movie like this before and it kind of like gator bait but without the violence and the redneck and coffy wasn not far off . even barb wire be much the same and just with a big budget and more silicon . thankfully and maxim 50 b movie list contain only a few more comedy and because while these cheesy teen t and a film be entertain every once in a while a bad movie with the occasional semi nude scene and after watch h. o. t. s. i think i have decide that i like the bad horror movie well than the bad comedy . i would rather watch a lot of terrible actor pretend to be scar than pretend to be funny .