wow . i watch one night at mccool yesterday and and all i can say be and wow . here i go . major spoiler . would you like a summary of the plot and just to see how stupid and pointless this movie be . i would never tell anybody to watch it and unless i be out to inflict pain upon them . anyway and here a glimpse ( or a huge chunk ) of the plot . randy work for a bar and mccool . he meet up with this woman name jewel who convince him to and surprisingly and have sex with him . her ex boyfriend end up try to rob them and get kill . randy and his cousin and the detective at the scene of the crime all fall for jewel . she and be the mascot of stupidity and use every one of these guy to get what she want and involve a dvd player . randy hire a hit man to kill her and and eventually the detective be kill by the ex boyfriend psycho brother and the hit man and jewel take off . seriously . that it . i leave hardly anything out and except for a few more sex scene and a nearly pornographic scene of liv tyler a jewel use a hose to flaunt her sexuality . what be the point of this movie . to be honest and i think it be so that the producer and director could show off their male urge . which i think be absolutely uncalled for and just plain stupid . when i watch a movie and i want a plot . i want character . i do not care about sexy woman flaunt anything they might have . something should happen in a movie and for goodness sake . this be as bad a fight club . it get even bad . john goodman be the detective devote to the high be . i myself wonder why goodman would play in something so outrageously pitiful a this and but then i remember that he be in o brother and where art thou . as well . his reputation just go down a notch . liv tyler be an amazing actress in the lord of the ring series . in this movie she be nothing more than an unintelligent slut who want nothing but her way . her reputation have go down seven or eight notch and to me . i be amaze and simply amaze that people would work so hard to make something so stupid . the music be absolutely crappy ( have ymca play while john goodman character be be kill doesn not really fit ) and the character be totally unlikeable and the plot be one of the most stupid ever conceive by man and and to top it off and it doesn not even fit into any genre . the close it get to be pornographic comedy . if it be even suppose to be funny . which it wasn not . i think i be do ranting now . but let me just assure you that nobody in their right mind would ever and ever want to see this movie . unless they lust for liv tyler as much a the character do and that be .