last night and i be sit in my tv room and beer in hand and bowl of pretzel on the tv tray and i decide to put the movie monster man into my trusty vcr . expect a fun fill and gory and crash and bash cheesefest of a movie . what do i get instead . one of the most silly and stupid and unfrightening and predictable film i have ever have the displeasure of sit through . and what even bad and all during the ( and i use this next phrase loosely ) sex scene the girl keep all her clothes on . i will make this summary short and sweet represent mix dude where my car ( about a good half of the film ) with a very watered down hitcher and add a redneck version of the antagonist from i madman a the primary villain and finally some incoherent black magic mumbo jumbo and you will kind of get a clue how rotten this movie be . it also utterly predictable throughout . the only notable factor to this buddy movie disguise a a horror film be that some of the moment between the 2 guy ( even though the hero be one major annoy geek and the other be a jack black clone ) be kind of funny ( just mediocre funny i. e. like most of snl skit ) . other than that and monster man be a monster mess . negative ( this one i will be hand out at halloween time just hope after the person view it i do not get my house egg or bad ) .