ring . ring . have be horror director hotline and how may we help you . um yeah pronto . i mean hello and my name be rugge err and call me by my initial r. d. okay mr. r. d and what seem to be the problem . well the review on my late movie dial represent help be all negative and harsh and and frankly and i myself feel like my career have see good day as well . okay mr. r. d and and why do you suppose that be . well and i gain fame and a well deserve cult status thanks to my controversial and shocking movie about savage tribe of cannibal devour a film crew and another one about relentless thug terrorize wealthy people in a house at the edge of the park and for which i borrow the idea from wes craven and but dial represent help revolves on err never mind . no no and mr. r. d and go ahead and tell me what the film be about . um and it about a spiritually possess phone line stalk a sexy model and kill the people surround her . ah and i see . that premise do indeed sound a little silly and not as petrify a cannibal or rapist and but i suppose there be deep theme in your film and right . oh yeah and sure um and what do you mean by that . well and isn not the phone line symbolism for another kind of terror . or perhaps it all just happen in the mind of your female heroine . um and nope it just about a phone go berserk and murder people with the cord and vibration and electricity or even ordinary coin . interesting and mr. r. d and but how do you explain all this supernatural stuff to the viewer at the end of the movie . you see and i figure the slowly unraveling phone mystery plot wouldn not be that important or relevant and so i just concentrate on process all possible phone gimmick i could think of . phone gimmick . what do you mean . you know and like wind blowing through the horn and mind penetrate dial tone and and turn table catapult into the air . very original and mr. r. d and but not exactly horrific and a an experienced director you must know that and in the end and people expect a reasonable clarification of all these event . oh and but there be . it all have to do with negative and unreleased energy and if i remember correctly . it all a bit fuzzy and i admit . hmm i see . oh well and a they always say and a good motion picture rely on more element than just the story . do you at least process some of your regular trademark into the film and so that your fan at least recognize your style . i try . lord know i tried and but the murder and bloodshed be simply not shock anyone . that a pity indeed and mr. r. d and but what about sex . everyone like a good portion of sleaze and nudity in their horror film and you say yourself the film center on a sexy fashion model in peril . yes and but but what and mr. r. d. well and to tell you the truth and we kind of promoted dial represent help a an erotic thriller with reveal shot of charlotte lewis on the cover and but in reality there no sex in the film and charlotte even refuse to go topless . mr. r. d. now i be really disappointed and that just shamelessly rip people off and lure them with false promise . i know and i know and and i be ashamed and but i just want everybody to rent dial represent help and love it . well and to round up i can comfort you by say that every major director be entitle to a few erroneous decision without it affect his or her career immediately and but be more cautious next time and do some research first and okay mr. r. d. i will while thank you . youre welcome . tell me and have you get any idea for upcoming movie already . yeah and a a matter a fact and i do . i be think about make a giallo with a murderous washing machine . doesn not that sound fascinating . hello . hello .