mystery science theater 3000 would have not be able to bring any redeeming quality to a showing of this gem . this one be like a cheesy pirate copy of 80 porn you could have purchase on vhs from an arcade on 42nd st. before disney buy the whole smash and close them all down . but and wait all the sex scene have be cut . i challenge anyone to find a bad film . this film could replace water boarding a a humane method of interrogation . no and i take that back i would prefer water board . the only credit this movie could earn apart from be the bad movie ever make would be to threaten the middle east into solve it problem under pain of have to watch this movie .