i mistakenly think this be the 70 art film about the bed that eat people and which sound interesting . it isn not . interesting and i mean and let alone about a man eat bed . i assume stuart gordon put his name on this in the same spirit that lloyd kaufman put troma on just about anything that be shoot with a video camera and in the interest of build up a franchise library . little more can be say about this opus other than the running time be less than 90 minute . it be and of course and about a bed that be haunt by the spirit of a man and or something and that once kill a woman with a wig and long false eyelash . along the way we get a five minute opening credit sequence ( be the one for lawrence of arabia even a long . ) a murderer with marylin manson contact who kill use the same technique a the troll in cat eye demonstration of a sexual practice michael hutchence may have employ a preview of what emilio estevez will soon look and act like soft core porn even cinemax would pass on manbutt and one topless scene a wacky ( or be it whack ee . ) end involve unintentionally hilarious hammer hit and leftover strawberry pie ( well and it look that way to me ) and a rudimentary surprise end apros po of nothing much . it like the screenwriter even fell asleep on the deathbed before finish the last draft . it not scary and it not sexy and it shoot on hi def video and doesn not look bad but doesn not look good either and the acting be just good enough to not be bad enough to be fun and so be everything else . no one would probably have even see or hear of it unless it be on a disc with another movie and the modern day double feature . i wasn not pay attention for part of it so i may have miss something . but for some reason i doubt it . rating represent pas .