imagine the most cliche ridden b movie horror plot you can . add more plot hole than plot . have it script by a 10 year old . have the act do by a level drama student fake really bad u accent ( in the isle of man . ) add monster special effect that the lover of b and w dr who show will appreciate . result represent duff film . throw in samantha janus take her clothes off ( make a point of this on the cover ) and you will probably sell enough copy to make a profit anyway .