i be speechless . matty simmons have manage to do something i think impossible . he have make the harlem globetrotter on gilligan island look like citizen kane . painful can not even begin to describe this piece of . i do not know . mind you and the premise sound funny and but now that i have see it and it funny in the way that drop an anvil on your scrotum be funny . i would not bother to describe the premise and a the title say it all and if only to say i do not think there be literally one funny thing in this film and not one and not even the monkey bite . how could one of the funny character in the vacation franchise and the sleazy white trash eddie ( randy quaid ) and be make so horrifically unfunny . i never felt so much sympathy for an actor in my life . i equally pity the other actor participate in this comedic atrocity and miriam flynn ( catherine and eddie long suffering and but sunny dispositioned wife ) and dana barron ( the original audrey griswold ) and fred willard and and the stunning sung hi lee ( perhaps the only reason to watch the film and if only with the sound off ) and save for that old commie and ed asner ( uncle nick ) and he have it come . ala and the audience do not . i only say thank heaven that chevy chase and who have be in a slump for year and steer clear of this diarrhea splatter and it the smart career move he ever make . i do not know if you folks be religious like i be and but i know i will be pray to the lord tonight to add 2 hour ( if not 2 year ) to my life to make up for the time i spent in front of the television that i will never get back otherwise . hot water burn baby say zero out of 10 star ( if you take a few hit off the bong and drink the water and maybe negative th of a star out of 10 ) .