dreamy young ashton kutcher ( a tom stansfield ) want a date with sexy blonde tara reid ( a lisa taylor ) . ms. reid think mr. kutcher be gay . kutcher work for reid father and an anal retentive terence stamp ( a jack taylor ) . kutcher agree to housesit for the bos and believe it will get him close to reid . mr. stamp have a pet owl name o. j. and who become a toilet cokehead . this be a film to get your restrict to g rat pre teen ready for raunchy r rat fare . it will help if they haven not see the plot before and and especially like moronic potty humor . remember and people get pay to act like this . my bos daughter ( 2003 ) david zucker ~ ashton kutcher and tara reid and terence stamp .