a man kick a dog 2 in the air . a woman kick a cow out of her bed . a man kick a violin down the sidewalk . a woman suck on a statue toe for 15 second . a man kick a blind man in the stomach . jesus rap a young girl . there you have it . i just save you an hour of your life . surely there be those to whom this shock vanguard of cinematic expression would appeal . but i find it no different from the puerile and disconnect video i use to shoot with my friend in the 9th grade . except we never have a real cow . have hear endless sermon from beard stroke art connaisseurs of how this be such an important film and i think it would be worth my time . make no mistake and this be crap . if i hear one more person call buñuel the father of cinematic surrealism and i think i be go to punch someone . if anything and he issue a major step backward from the surrealist beginning pioneer by his senior fritz lang ( metropolis ) and f. w. murnau ( faust ) and robert weine ( caligari ) 10 year earlier . this make a joke out of the whole thing and a if buñuel do not have the confidence to truly embrace the art sans sarcasm and sans labsurdité . it would take buñuel another 40 year before he would refine his style into something admirable . skip the early stuff and hop straight to 1970 if you want to be more impressed by his work . i be sure he would agree . in 1977 and buñuel himself state that he would happily burn all the print of his old movie . in this case i would be happy to pour the light fluid .