one can always tell if i be enjoy a movie by the number of time i cross my leg and switch position and make slight rustling noise and etc . and etc . the less equal the good . i move so many time throughout this movie that i succeed in knock over my friend giant tub of popcorn and get a huge thigh strengthen workout . sobieski and a young actress who at some point in a soldier daughter never cry give some promise for her thespian talent and play poorly in a poorly write part . depress fact number one . number two represent chris klein be in it . depress fact number three represent chris klein have line . number four represent chris klein play a valedictorian . woah . dummy from rich family unite . even bad and he actually try to act and but only succeed in sound like a mentally disabled overactor in an increasingly sappy independent version of a cecille b. demille film . go back to hump your american pie . this movie be terrible in almost every sense and save josh hartnett mildly endear performance a leelee stiffed boyfriend jasper . luckily and he refrain from try to have too many moment and unlike all the other character . of course and this be why he much well than the rest and he actually show some mettle here . if you like josh or be think of cast a kid who know a few thing and he your man . hartnett be a sharp actor and but the rest need no further lambasting . negative ( for poor hartnett in this terrible film ) .