do you know a horror franchise drown a day before this week . the producer and directer weren not pay any attention . they be count their money while that cult icon drown . it name be friday the 13th . i watch the night it happen . lose my temper . there . i be a fan . friday the 13th should have be awesome . every minute . it be . it wasn not a very good remake . we can give up now . fan . you see friday the 13th be my favorite movie . and today it be rap . i mistakingly have high expectation of this movie . of course i be bother by the fact that marcus nispel and who do such a smash up job on texas chainsaw massacre remake and be direct . in fact besides the fact that jason wear a hockey mask and have an affinity for machete and his mother be in it for five second . it be almost impossible to differentiate between the two movie . lot of slack jawed yokel and shaky camera action in the dark and just like chainsaw . poor story tell with numerous loose end and just like chainsaw . terrible adaptation and just like chainsaw . okay and maybe i be be a little too hard on the movie . the first few minute of the movie be incredible . of coarse there no rhyme or reason to jason return from the grave and but they never have on in the original either . the element that they take from the first four movie be there and and yes i say four movie . there be element from the final chapter despite what the propaganda say . the act wasn not terrible . yoo character be probably the funny character to ever be in a friday the 13th to date . the under the dock kill be so classic that it felt like it belong and it be good to see jason in his old sack mask again . many key element be there and but only for a second or two . mrs. voorhees head wasn not really elaborate on and wouldn not be catch a significant to anyone who hadn not see the original movie . despite all the hype about how jason get his hockey mask in this movie and it be a big let down and just seem a little too convenient . the local in the town be basically reject from the texas chainsaw massacre . in fact the scenery may have appear new englandish . but the local just scream and i be from texas . jason voorhees . how could they screw up a character like jason voorhees . give these folk a hand though . they do it . i start to realize that jason wasn not quite himself around the sleep bag death scene . first and foremost jason be a killer and not a sadistic torturer . sure he do some pretty brutal thing to his victim and but roast a person alive and just isn not his style . it too much set up for jason honestly . additionally and if jason have you on the ground with a machete come down at you and you be dead . he doesn not lock you in his basement and keep you alive for month because youre a pretty girl who look like his mother . jason kill . and he especially kill if you impersonate his mother . the end . in more way than one . when i watch the end of this movie i literally have the feeling that i be rip off . the pay off with the wood chipper wasn not even utilize here . and then for some reason the survivor ( s ) and another thing that be lame and decide to dump his body in the lake . this mean they have to actively decide it be a good idea to get rid of the evidence that they be not the manics that kill a bunch of people and but it also mean that they have to take jason out of the chipper and take the chain off his neck and remove his mask and and carry him all the way out to the dock . and if jason be play possum the entire time and why do not he just kill them when he still have access to a wood chipper and a barn full of tool . in fact this movie raise nothing but question . who kill mrs. voorhees . what ever happen to her . why do jason miraculously come back from the dead . why be his body still intact after all those year in the lake . why do jason wear a mask . how do he keep the rat from eat his mother head . why do the local cop not bother investigate anything . how do jason learn to hook up electricity to his camp . why do not the power company notice nobody pay the electric bill for an abandon summer camp . why would jason keep some girl chain up in his basement . why do all the local of crystal lake appear to have come from texas . why do they bother do makeup for jason when they show his face for maybe two frame of the whole movie . why do jason pop out of the lake at the end with his mask on . what be they think . why do i see this miserable attempt to remake a great movie . why be i waste more time on a bad review . why be you still read . all in all a terrible movie .