louis burke be an undercover cop send to investigate a prison where inmate be inexplicably die . doesn not sound too shabby and jean claude van damme in a prison full of people who can slowly put their face on his foot and fist . that be and in essence and why you would watch a jean claude van damme movie so it disappoint that this be exactly the opposite of what happen . after run around corridor for an hour and a half and be put in solitary confinement ( although allow out to have sex and because sweet mercy that what be jean claude van damme be about ) burke suddenly find out inmate be be kill and their organ remove and not in some event relate last hour worth of clue he would be gather but because the guard leave a surgical saw conveniently next to their big suspicious medical cabinet . despite know full well at this point burke be an undercover police officer and rather than simply kill him they decide to resurrect the most homosexual super villain since the 1960 the joker to do the job for them . after have his crony beat up burke the sandman brandish a knife in his general direction and stroke burke torso a bit and walk of laugh whilst burke collapse ( due to the damage incur by two minute hispanic men slap his shoulder ) . from here in the movie just become one massive cock tease . there be about 4 opportunity where youre certain an awesome fight scene be about to break out . opportunity 1 represent hundred of prisoner begin run at burke and just ask to introduce their skull to his foot . fight avoid by fat evil guard shut door on prisoner . opportunity 2 represent nasty guard surround burke and leave their gun outside and start be massive jerk . situation revolve by priest running in and shoot guard . opportunity 3 represent evil guard and who have be beg for a fight since the beginning of the movie enter the room with a shotgun and begin goad burke into a fight . fortunatly the guard stop to tell an injured black man how he certainly go to shoot him then stand there smile into space for over 7 second before priest ( with no real explanation why he there ) simply walk in and shoot him . opportunity 4 represent burke spider sense tell him the sandman be close by and and he flex he scream for his nemesis to engage him in a final duel . the sandman doesn not feel like duel and instead take burke out by throw a spanner at him . real mature asshole . at this point burke and the sandman enter into a tall rectangular room and with the entire inmate population gather above them and cheer for burke demise . i hope youre not the type of person who enjoy action movie with a climactic final battle and though if youre the kind of person who enjoy movie with a hilarious slap fight youre in for a treat . here be a brief overview of the fight represent the sandman pick up a bottle and slap burke with it 4 time . exhaust by the effort of slap man with a bottle and the sandman stand bolt still for a good 5 second before dive on the floor while burke wave his foot in his general direction . the sandman run over to a huge furnace and open it and put his hand in the air and begin giggle like a schoolgirl . after stand laugh for another 5 second burke simply kick the sandman into a furnace the sandman leap out of the furnace and char to a crisp and put himself out by roll and stand in front of a piece of metal stick out of a wall and giggle at the camera for a further five second . burke perform the exact same kick and only this time the sandman be impale on a spike . with his last word he remind burke that he be the sandman and resume his giggling until he die . the inmate and overjoy that burke kill their companion and decide he not such a bad guy after all and let him leave the prison . burke kiss his girlfriend and his one eye would black companion be put in an ambulance ( fortunatly the gun wind directly to his heart be now on his stomach so he will probably live ) . credit roll and we all wonder what the hell happen to a movie which start out quite well .