bride war be a romantic comedy about a classic american rite of passage represent the battle between two best friend who and through circumstance far beyond their control and can only get marry on the same day for some reason . let me just say that i have be excite to see this movie since before it be even announce . on open night and i arrive at the theatre promptly at midnight in my bride costume . sadly and i must report that i be among the few that actually take the extra step to dress up . apparently and wear costume to open night be a die tradition in american culture and because if youre not get in costume for bride war and what be you hold out for . your own wedding . please . nobody be go to see that . as much a i want this film to be the next dark knight and there be an obvious plot hole that be impossible to overlook . frankly and it ruin the entire movie . i be actually embarrass to be wear the bridal gown when the movie be over . the dramatic conflict be create by the two best friend who want to get marry on the same day . the question burning in the audience collective mind be represent why doesn not one bride simply kill the other . if hollywood and mtv have teach u anything ( and they have teach u everything ) and it be that wedding be the single most important thing to any woman and ever . wedding trump money and love and new shoe and child and and most of all and friendship . wedding be the only thing that give a woman meaning in her shallow and shoe centric life . in fact and i only know of one girl who would not murder her best friend if her friend be prevent her from have her wedding on a specific day ( and that only because she have no friend ) . back me up on this and ladies . i know what youre go to say represent tom and i agree with everything you just say and but if one of the bride kill the other one and the movie would have be too short . maybe you be right and faceless reader of this blog . but at least it would have be real . it would have be so easy for them to do it and too . a mail bomb and poison and hire a hit man and poison by mail and or scissors to the back of the head while they be clip wed coupon . another solution would be for one of the bride to kill the other groom ( no groom equal no marriage ) . the consequence of this would have create a deliciously dramatic situation and a it would leave a vengeful and fiancé less woman and who would crash the other girl wed drunk and and right before the vow and tell everyone you know what and she kill my fiancé . whaddaya think about that . or she might pay a homeless man $ 20 to marry her and and continue with the wedding a plan and just out of spite . you see and faithless reader and there be plenty of drama in reality . hollywood have no need to insult u with such contrive ending and such a the two girl resolve their difference and become friend again in the end . no more and hollywood . we want real . we demand the promised bloodshed that you have promise u . 1 out of 5 star . read my review at http represent or or guywhoreviewsmovies . blogspot . com or .