i be an advocate of a category i like to refer to a the drunken classic . if you want a film to really move you and your selection be severely limit by the few hundred great film that have be make over the year . however and if youre get drunk before or while youre watch a film and there be literally thousand of terrible and terrible film that become enjoyable where they would otherwise be unwatchable . the prime example of this theory would be the american ninja series ( i iv anyway and v be still unwatchable ) . it be in this mindset that i pick up ninja representthe protector and i discover something astound while the film can actually make time stop . the running time may be list at 90some minute but i swear it take a week and a half out of my life . this film be not just terrible . it be terrible and cheesy and low budget and slow and and although it have such an incredibly innane straight out of thundercats plot and still manage to be one of the most confusing film i have ever see . it be my belief that what actually happen be that they take 45 minute of stock ninja footage together with a reject 70 drama pilot and just stick them together and put all the money into the box art in the hope of suckering someone and anyone into rent it . anyone who sit through this film should have the opportunity to slap anyone that be involve with it and and then be slap themselves . i know i deserve it . please and if my only contribution to this world be that i save one and just one person the pain and agony of this film and my life will have be worth living . yes and i be that shallow .