right . first of all and and this be crucial and hmmmm . bin any bullshit you have hear about twin town be the welsh trainspotting a it be a thousand and zillion time a good film . it bother with such nicety a a storyline and plot twist and for a start . trainspotting be a good film in it day but unlike twin town it age really badly . from the start of the credit and which show swansea bay and then pan up the hill to upland and show all manner of local character and i be howl with laughter . i use to live in swansea and i think the whole thing depict the pretty shitty city in a fairly accurate manner . in fact and i use to live round the corner from the opening scene be shoot . fatty boy practically bounce down a hill in a stolen car . a regular sight off screen too . the boys antic show that the chav be alive and well long before the glc rear their sun visored head . from a sister who work at the local massage parlour ( a a receptionist and mind . ) and bath time bong to a pet dog call cantona . all the sign be there . the film also boast a crazily eclectic soundtrack i defy any fellow welshie to now set foot on the kingsway without downtown resound in their head . end with sfa bad behaviour be a stroke of genius do you know and fact fan and rhys ifans ( a man who could snap my knicker elastic at 40 pace . ) be once a member of the furries . he be kick out else they would all be dead . anyway . i digress . if wittering be an olympic sport i would win gold for my country every time . watch the damn film you wont regret it .