decidedly off beat and farcial and incomprehensible story about countess dracula ( an elizabeth bathory type that keep young bathing in the blood of young and female virgin or a she say wirgins ) and her two vampire son who run a clothing story call vamp and have enlist the aid of a young and american professor of blood . while there be no deny that the film be really go for your funny bone rather than your jugular and much of the humour be hit and miss ( mostly miss ) akin to a nurse with poor eyesight try to find a vein with a needle . academy award win actress louise fletcher play mama dracula with subtle humour and grace and and charm and look quite stunning in much of the fashion and but she have virtually nothing to work with in this belgian horror comedy that rely more on two vampire son boob for much of the film motivation . the wajnberg brother and marc henri and alexander and be two strange men indeed . they look quite ridiculous and act even more so and and and despite such elementary thing a gaping and run about like two school child much of the time and have glimpse of talent . there be one scene with them do a pantomime which i rather like and but the story and the rest of the actor and the less than inspire direction make this film a far more arduous thing to sit through . much of the failure of the film must be squarely put on the shoulder of director boris szulzinger and his adolescent prowess at show virtually nothing resemble horror . we see a quite impressive castle with impressive set and but maybe total three shot of any blood at all all nothing more than a prick size bleed . no one be bite on stage so to speak . there be lot of girl show u their breast but no action otherwise . the humour be pretty stale stuff too . i like a good horror parody . ok and this be nothing like a good horror parody . but mama dracula just doesn not mange to do what a good horror parody do represent blend comedy and horror together so a to create something that could be label a both legitimately . this film have only dracula in the title and some scenario that revolve around the concept of a bloodsucker beyond that it be nothing more than a mild european sex comedy . poor louise fletcher she really do and do deserve more than this .