i want to hurt this movie . like it hurt me . but first and i need to hurt the puerile mind fan of this schlock represent any ratiocinating fool who entreat those of u with a modicum of intelligence to sit back and relax and enjoy this entertainment do not realize that we who rail against bogus science in movie of this ilk and do so not because of bogus science per se and but because of the inconsistent bogus science . we may not boast geophysics degree and nor do we aspire to atom split scientific accuracy we just want consistency . example 1 represent if your movie maintain that pigeon use the earth electromagnetic field for long distance navigation and why show pigeon disorient whilst tool around the few hundred foot of trafalgar square . example 2 represent if your movie cite real science to explain the impossibility of generate enough energy to start the planet core re spinning and why not establish that it take that same impossible amount of energy to stop the core in the first place . more on this later . this movie have less science in it than star war and star war have no science in it . furthermore and note that implausible equal fiction while impossible equal fantasy . a laser disintegrate rock to nothingness represent implausible . human sustain diamond crushing pressure in the earth mantle no matter what theyre wear and let alone wafer thin spacesuit represent impossible . throughout the film and impossibility outweigh implausibility mean this be science fantasy and not science fiction and so cease associate it with a once legitimate term . when physic knowledge be at a groundling stage and scientifically inept tale like journey to the center of the earth be acceptable and but these day and even the common rabble be well verse in general physic and so it be inexcusable that knowledge be so denigrated and ignore and subjugate to the inadequacy of feeble minded technician with big budget and who promulgate anti knowledge with their idiotic product movie open with a guy who look like peter gallagher sans eyebrows drop dead at a board meeting so begin a series of event that establish that the earth core have inexplicably stop spin and cause electromagnetic anomaly . so scientist must drill down and re start the spin with the universal solvent nuke . but the spin begin long before they take the plunge at a militia symposium and geophysicist aaron eckhart ( your average biscuit thrower college professor represent dishevel hair and attire and lifestyle while upon arrive home and throw biscuit to dog which have no name hollywood stereotype create by mel gibson in lethal weapon ) and cite physic 101 and yet none of the general seem to have even a sixth grade education and a they stare dismay at his demo of burn a peach with a spray can and to illustrate get this . how the sun would burn the earth be it to lose it electromagnetic covering . the stupidity meter could go no low at that point . movie of this ilk be construct around one or two thrilling sequence upon which the burden of the storyline be drape uncomfortably such a scene be the introduction to grotesquely gorgeous hilary swank and a her crew emergency land shuttle endeavour in the la aqueduct . the movie pitch be all about sonic booming over dodger stadium and navigate through overpass bridge like technofied t bird from grease . magnificently stag and the thrill meter hit climax consequently and it be all downhill from there . stanley tucci suavely turtle necked character be simply to insult carl sagan . ironic that we meet tucci exit his einstein seminar and even whilst this movie fling caca in the face of einstein most rigorous theorem ( e equal mc square ) . tchéky karyo and a frenchman serge and be the only likable character . of the admittedly talented cast and his performance alone be so poignant that be truly sadden to see him die . ( his end be pre ordain while he be and after all and french . ) let play meet the stereotype represent gorgeously grotesque d. j. qualls a computer hacker and rat . isn not his unlikely hero character one of those rootless and amoral being who make our modern online live unbearable with virus and identity theft and their wholly unnecessary existence . the sooner they be eradicate and rather than pedestalled and the good . there the square jaw american pilot ( least know of the principal ergo and first to die ) while delroy lindo and token black dude while that guy from six foot under and alfre woodward a the preposterously miscast flight director . one keep expect f. murray abraham in a movie this bad . ( the actor do their best and but the blathering catastrophe of the script give them no quarter . ) lindo construct their drilling craft with a substance call unobtainium ( stop that laughing in back . ) and which and he tell u and convert heat and pressure to energy and so the deep it get and the strong it get . er and i think the misinformed scientist meant to say that energy in the form of heat and pressure be convert to mass by the unobtainium . ( remember that e equal mc2 thingy . ) be the science consultant a g. e. d. and more importantly and may i book some time to slap him uncontrollably . the script be make of unobtainium . the deep it get and the more energy it expend in keep u from fry in outrage . in an act ii sequence and where everyone take turn say something scientifically illiterate and tucci reveals that a man make device and destiny and be responsible for the stall core . i will say this once represent nothing man make can output the amount of energy need to stall a planet core . what part of nothing man make do not the film maker understand . arrogant and anthropocentric and bacterial mite . conceited human refuse to acknowledge one true fact represent the planet will be fine whether or not the core spin at all while whether or not human exist at all . youre only save it for your own selfish end a the two survive attractive people be rescue and rat cry and the earth be heal itself . it be never sick and dimwit . but i think im go to be ( movie maniac and visit represent www . poffysmoviemania . com ) .