every time a hollywood writer can not figure out a clever end and he or she decide to turn the baddie into a cia agent so he can get the girl and live happily ever after . in this trashy and waste of time flick and once again the thief become our man from langley . of course the cia do not track international ( or domestic ) art thief and but what the heck . we need an end and let use that old fable . who will care . only the brain dead will be able to watch this horror through to the end and learn the secret identity of bandares . a waste also for fan of meg ryan and with or without botox . and the weeping chef on the lawn only add to this mish mash of a film . pity the people who pay box office price to sit through it . hope the popcorn be worth the price .