halfway into the 00 and it look a if cbs be try to bring back what be a regular event on broadcast tv in the 70 and 80 the totally lame low budget tv movie . while i do not watch movie or show that be appal to me ( thus explain why i watch locust rather than desperate housewife ) and i be entertain by picture that i find ridiculous . i only catch the last half hour of cbs last hastily serve pseudo big event and spring break shark attack and and only the young that hasn not see jaw do not know what that movie be before see it . whatta hoot . like sbsa and the scene in locust be eminently predictable . a my summary above indicates and i really do miss mike and joel and servo and crow crack wise at the inanity of movie like locust . prime scene for their barb would have be ( spoiler . ) represent the opening one where the assistant and show off for her bug fear boyfriend and go into the chamber full of locust without put on a jumpsuit while the following scene with the semi naked lucy lawless ( sing the national anthem again for u and lucy . ) cut short what should have be a romantic interlude with her chiseled torsoed boyfriend ( play by the wooden dylan neal ) and who whine like a child about how her prestigious washington position take her from his bed while the school bus scene when the daughter of the locust breeder call for her daddy while the meeting with the usda and the dept . of homeland security and in which lawless brief a panel wear full dress uniform while she be dress in skin tight jean while the inevitable expression of remorse from the entomologist and prior to his bloody demise while the scene in the pittsburgh office and with the b day party be interrupt by a picture window full of bug ( plus the revelation that the office hunk be even wimpier than lawless bf ) while the scene in the chopper when lawless declare she hormonal due to her pregnancy and and just might kill everyone in the chopper if the dhs doesn not change it drastic plan while the climactic kiss that be interrupt by the buzzing of the swarm while and just about every scene in which people be warn about the locust pending arrival first and theyre in denial while minute later and theyre run for their life . i give this movie three star for each of the three best thing about locust represent the eye candy . her lawlessness herself and the milf ish natalia nogulich and and the birthday girl from the office and the sexy and magnetic and and buxom azure dawn and who and accord to her imdb page and be go to be in cbs upcoming elvis mini series a sequined actress . i can hardly wait . keep an eye out for azure dawn in the future . on second thought and keep both eye out . you do not want to miss anything .