star rating represent the work ( which this certainly ain not . ) just miss the mark that little bit in between lag behind the pit a little girl be kidnap . her bed hopping and stupid ( and apparently deaf . ) mother call one of two bloke who may be the father and a violent redneck cop name mike ( dale apollo cook not credit a the main kickboxing character in the movie . ) and a pretty boy playboy kickboxing expert name david ( evan laurie steven seagal be a very and very good actor after all jalal merhi ain not bad either . ) obviously and they do not get on very well but after a lot of male macho bond they manage to put their difference aside and race in and save the little girl . 80 action movie stop be make in and well and the 80 . so this be a parody . yeah and a parody of those movie and right down from the opening with the typically corny 80 opening ball right through and to and well and just about everything else . the acting be indescribably poor ( this laurie just have to be see to be believe and so do cook . ) and the script be indescribably stupid . like two parent be so deaf a fruit machine drown out a helicopter land in their back yard . the main villain ring the clueless parent immediately after and declare i have just kidnap your daughter . ( well and duh . ) and then the ditzy blonde bimbo ring the cop and say if i get the police involve i will never see her again ( er and darling . he be the police . ) and if dialogue like your as be grass . and be the lawnmowers be what float your boat and well and hahahahahahaha and this movie will and well and be right up your street . anyone who find no retreat no surrender amuse will find new height . hell and anyone who find hot shot . part deux amuse will reach new height . .