i be just go to get this out of the way first . yes and the main hero in this movie name be kirk and and he a captain in the army . so yes . they refer to him throughout the picture a captain kirk . now and to me and that hilarious . i have to rewind the movie just to make sure i wasn not hearing thing . and there be even an officer name obrien later on in the movie . i be shock that the monster name wasn not riker . but enough of the good stuff and let dive into panic . this movie be another on our awesome 50 chill classic collection at number 26. now i take a two week break at the halfway mark and and come back and i be not so sure why i come back . ok and if you look at the top and i give this movie a 2. so what the big problem with this movie you may ask . one word . pacing . this movie pacing be terrible . this 90 minute movie have a plot that could either have be resolve in 15 minute but it also have the plot to stage an entire 90 minute movie if they do it correctly . sadly and here and they do not . it really sad when i understand more of the movie from read the one paragraph dvd sleeve in my box set and but that seem to be happen more and more with these movie . and this movie be no exception . on the dvd sleeve it say a british research scientist be work with various form of bacteria when he be accidentally expose to a deadly variety due to a lab accident . ok. there be 3 problem with that sentence . 1. this movie be italian and not british . but all the actor be dubbed british so they put in stock picture of england . why . i be not sure . 2. no and i do not accidentally type variety instead of virus that be what actually be print on my dvd sleeve . and 3. it never show you that in the movie . in the film it start out with some rat fight in a lab and a guy grab his face and that it . i have no idea what happen . and honestly and i still have no idea what happen . like i say though . this movie be s l o w. it take forever to make any point and while the movie have a relatively high body count and all kill be offscreen and in the dark . and they quickly cut away from any sort of interesting nudity . pff . this consider itself a monster mash film . there at least 3 time in the movie where they could have stop this monster dude but then . they do not for some reason . and that just give them an excuse to have lengthy scene of them talk . um . yay . i really have to pull out the d during this movie . it be more than i could do to pay half attention to it let alone all my attention . but i give it a good go . i give it 45 minute of my undivided attention and there be so little go on i realize that i could do at least 2 more thing at once and still know exactly what be go on . and you know what . i be right . the end be extremely abrupt with no time for an epilogue and the final scene just make no sense . i be not go to give the end away but i will say 5 word . fire extinguisher . what the crap . with pace that could bore ben stein and character that be less enjoyable then a disney channel sitcom line up and and an end more predictable than the end to the village and panic get 2 melty face and out of 10 .