the kind of well intentioned and innocuous family film that make you wan na to tear your friggin hair out . oxford and md and be a nowhere and nothing seaside town where everybody bore and get drunk or fighting and and occasionally all three . little emma ( cute tara devon gallagher ) need ear surgery and so she can not swim and which be her hope and dream . her father and who teach her to swim and be an oyster farmer who wreck his boat and and wind up out of work and leave the family unable to pay for the medical attention emma need . merrill ( sarah paulson ) be woundup hornball headcase blow through town and offer solace to almost everyone in town . gag me . swimmer would be totally agreeable and if completely insipid and boring and a huge waste of time and family entertainment if not for merrill follow dialogue represent want a blwjob . i would not fck and but i can give you a blwjob . ( head scratch ) ( yawn and stretch ) .