there be 2 american tragedy in 2001 represent the first be 9/11 the other be the release of this film . a harbinger of this film be while rent it and the woman at the register couldn not get the security seal off . buster poindexter and i mean david johansen and be the story teller of these three tale from the crypt and sorry and tale from the crap . i will go as far a say it the best and no and only and anamorphic widescreen film ever make . there be many life lesson learn in this film however represent 1. don not ever get high off a indian bong and especially after you just kill him and be use his trailer . 2. don not pretend to have a broken arm when it clear your acting and if your go to enlist the help of your friend to kill a mentally retarded handyman and do not have your weapon of choice be a croquet mallet and lacrosse stick and and a hockey stick . your go to go kill a man and not the country club . also and make sure they clear time in their schedule so they do not have to squeeze this in before their orthodontist appointment or band practice . 3. don not fake a lesbian kiss . 4. don not pick up people a mile away from their car and you never saw one . they be probably lie . other than that and i find this movie quite enjoyable . honest to god and i like it more then schindler list and titanic and and save private ryan combine . those film ain not get sht on campire motherfu story .