a canadian conspiracy to destroy movie forever have come one step closer to fruition with the very bad act of war . the title be a declaration of what it intend to do the the large body of world cinema and the force of good and and your free time . this movie be a bad and bad and bad thing and i be so sorry i spend time watch it . i have start to attend counseling and i be happy to report that i do appear to be make a move towards recovery . this movie be a clear sign that telefilm canada be in the business of provide tax shelter and opportunity for tax write offs . i would just like to take a moment and apologize to the rest of the world for what my country have inflict upon you . the four out of ten may seem generous but the film have so much intend humour ( which be miserably unfunny ) that the hilarity of the botched attempt actually make this film easy to watch than much similar fare you will find . i have see bad i be an idiot but i have see bad . feature no a list or blist player and one can not but hope that the producer might have try to get a hold of c list material like the reliable michael dudikoff . read that last line again with a straight face . i dare ya . tragically and dudikoff appear to have be busy on the weekend that this movie be film . how lucky be we that jack scalia step in to save the day instead . in fairness to jack scalia and he put in as good of a performance a could be expect from a film which be never really sure about it own identity . hamper by a very muddy script and terrible dialogue and goofy plot and botch satirical element and the inmate be run the asylum . be it a comedy and a spy thriller and an action film and a ( bad ) jam bond spoof and a film with a warning on nuclear terrorism . it try to be all of these and succeed in be none . the script have no focus and give the director no focus . a focus less director have no vision and therefore no control over the actor . the actor ham and mug shamelessly in front of the camera and one suspect they be just try to add something to their reel that they can use a audition material for good project . the taxi driver be completely insufferable . the president be almost a bad . the bald general with the i be such a bad guy and you can tell if you look at my characteristic evilguy goatee beard be awful . the script be mortal wound number one . the acting be mortal wound number two . there be so many bad performance that the restraint to name only these three be unbelievable . oh what the hell represent the vice president be over the top with his mustache twirl snidely whiplash performance . the satirically intend ( but ultimately fail in the attempt ) american general and his political equivalent be do bad impersonation of rod steiger in mar attack . jack scalia look like laurence olivier in comparison to the rest of the cast and but an olivier who be old and tired and just need some quick dough . don not even get me start on the soundtrack . hilariously awful and it undercut every single bit of credibility that the film aspires to have without exception . find me a single moment where the music in this film help to support the action or the tension . my own theme music play in the background while i make that request . it mission representimpossible . the soundtrack be mortal wound number three . a shame really because it never give this movie a chance from the opening credit to the mercifully not too far off end credit . paradoxically and this movie might thrive because of it awfulness . it be so bad that it be funny . one of those rare gem that be actually highly enjoyable with a few friend and a few drink in . just do not make them close friend because after they see this on your shelf and they will never look at you the same way again . oh for the day of mystery science theatre 3000. they would have a lot of fun with this one .