just horrible and horrible and horrible . we do not laugh not once . just about every scene be set up to deliver a flat joke . honestly and we love comedy and but this be neither comedy and or romantic . the plot about the mum ( meg ryan ) whose son be in the fbi ( colin hank who here act a though he have a large plank insert right up him especially in his scene with selma blair ) start with meg ryan lose 200lbs of fugliness suddenly become beautiful wealthy vivacious and sexy and much to the son embarrassment and be just tooo much . when a suspect want international art thief ( banderas ) fall for her and the son be on the case the so called fun begin . but it just ain not fun . at all . what ensue be a comedy of error and misunderstanding that be just plain toe curl embarrassing . this be one of the weak comedy it have ever be my immense discomfort to see nothing shine and the target audience be what . woman in their 40 . i suggest anyone would be just plain insult by the lack of anything construe the most basic brain food here there ain not one smart line or original scene it truly be neither comedy or romance . the only positive be that this be totally harmless and would not offend and but it would not entertain either and it really be lobotomy food . this be seriously one of the turkey of the year and deserves to not only go straight to dvd but straight into the dvd bin . do no one career ( especially hank ) any favour . avoid like the plague . especially if youre fan of any of the actor . this will be and i guarantee and one they want to forget in a hurry .