i just want to say something real quick before we begin . this movie shouldn not exist . if i could go back in time i would go back to the beginning of conrad john lineage and smite his ancestor so that he may never make a movie such that be this . i can not even begin to describe how this movie fail on all account . the director make a comment about how most of the dialogue be ad libbed . i think most of his career be ad libbed . and by ad libbed i mean suck . conrad feel the need to emphasize various aspect of the movie by show his character do the same damn thing over and over again in long draw out shot . one thing i do have to give him credit for though be that he doesn not pussyfoot around show boob . he just come right out and say lol it pretty much have to be do so be gon na do it . aside from that and and the awesome soundtrack and this movie have absolutely nothing go for it . it not even cheesy and it just over an hour of mindless whatever that will make you cry and say what do i just watch . what be this . where be i and why be i type a review for it .