if french director jaques tati be bear in italy and have a much small budget and be somewhat of a pervert he probably would have direct film like in the beachouse and a wildly offbeat comedy with no plot . the entire movie more or less take place in an ocean side dress house and a series of reoccurring site gag and hilarious character study . a real time interaction between a large group of unusual people include 2 prostitute and their reluctant and somewhat bizarre client and an all girl swim team and a large black dog and a scene steal white chihuahua and and a couple try to get their knock up under age grand daughter lay so they can pin the blame on some poor schmuck and marry her off . the grand daughter and incidentally and be play by a nubile jody foster ( . ) who probably doesn not mention this film much in her résumé . with a mostly italian cast include ugo tognazzi and feature catherine deneuve in a dream sequence .