in crappy credible . that the word that come to mind . how do movie like this get make . be there no sane person on the set ( never mind and they do not have a set ) who have the gut to tell claudio fragasso sorry mate and this just ain not gon na work and just give it up already before anyone get hurt . wow . that all i can say . i truly can not summarize how awful this movie be in word . but i will try and anyway . i have to get this film out of my system before i go insane . take some redneck and ex porn star and throw them into some anonymous town in the middle of nowhere and slap a huge nilbog sign on a pole and hire lot of dwarf and some sh . tty costume and and get the most over the top and annoy and wash up z movie actress you can find to play the main antagonist and add a delusional kid who be almost as convincing a the thespian from pod people and and at least twice a irritating and and you have a movie . that the claudio fragasso way . so we have a kid actor with whom be suppose to sympathize and but he so bad i just want to hit him most of the time and tell him not to be such an overreact little prick . seriously and joshua look like someone be repeatedly kick him in the groin whenever he try to emote . unbelievably and joshua isn not the bad actor in the film even though everyone in this movie either scream or mumble his or her casual line and and even though joshua mum look like a crack addict psychopath during most of her scene and the real dung beetle award for incompetent acting have to go to deborah reed . she play creedence leonore gielgud in a way that make it hard not to think that the nice men in white coat be wait for deborah after major shooting of the film have finish . this woman have the scary eye i have ever see and theyre constantly move up and down and bulge in and out of their socket so fast even rodney dangerfield would be scar . her eye be enough to almost distract you from her horrendous overacting and but only almost . hear her deliver her little flower speech make you pine for the subtlety and depth of vin diesel . but enough about her . can it get any bad . actually it can and because suddenly a myriad of the aforementioned dwarf sorry and i mean goblin appear . think of an army of walking and oink potato with bargain bin halloween mask those be the goblin . sound scary yet . i think so . kill me now . i think the film couldn not get any dumber and but it do suddenly joshua realize that nilbog be actually goblin spelled backwards . yes and i be stun too . this truly be the most brilliant plot twist this side of m. night shyallaman . and so cleverly set up and too . i can assure you i do not see this come and no siree . gee whizz and what a shocker . all sarcasm aside and this be probably the part of the film where i completely lose it . the sheer look of shock on joshua face upon his revelation combine with the scary music ( which be probably steal from some japanese tv show from the eighty and by the way ) this be unintentional comedy at it fine . and by fine and i mean most painful . so and when all be say and do and what can we make of this movie . it low budget and so badly act you will want to gouge your eye out and unintentionally hilarious and blatantly homoerotic ( elliott have trouble choose between his boy and his girlfriend and elliott boy sleep half naked next to each other ) and it give me the impression that claudio fragasso have a fetish for the colour green . in conclusion this film have very deservedly earn itself a position on the bottom 100 and and i be still blow away by the fact that there be movie this irredeemably awful out there . my review have barely scratch on the surface of how awful this film be it bad than red zone cuba and bad than the beast of yucca flat and bad than time of the ape . and i wouldn not hesitate to say that it this close to be as bad a manos represent the hand of fate ( interestingly enough and both film feature a hilarious scene in which the main character inexplicably burst out in a chorus of row your boat ) . my bottom 100 marathon couldn not have end on a high note of badness and i be happy to say that i survive this ordeal ( watch bloodrayne and captain america and this in a row ) without any extensive brain damage . or do i. anyway and to any devoted fan of bad movie and this be truly appetizing . and provocative . to quote arnold and one of elliot boy represent oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood .