what make this movie so bad . be that the insane plot about hulk hogan retire secret agent find a treasure map on the back of a turtle and then follow it . be it the sad waste of talent of robert vaughan . be it grace jones almost insulting turn a the baddie and the usual assortment of incompetent henchman . or be it the patronising and quite frankly unbelievably immoral end . surely somebody and at some stage of make this picture and must have realise that the only people who be go to watch this be desperate parent who drop their kid in front of rubbish like this and call it family entertainment . it cheap and crass and embarrassing and just not worth the effort . i realise that i may not be the target audience but even so and child should not have to put up with awful movie like this one . avoid like a nasty aunt at christmas . still and the scenery look nice .