tom laughlin direct this . yep and good old billy jack while the master gunfighter himself . and no and this one doesn not clock in at over three hour it just feel like it . the touch of satan be awash in stupid people . but not just any stupid people represent slow and boring and lethargic and stupid people . from a far back a the 1800 to the 1970 and they all act the same bored stiff . even a batch of witch burner chant out burn the witch . burn the witch . and exactly the way i write it . no exclamation point and no shouting and they just . say it . hey tom and give the cast some coffee and will ya . some nondescript guy drive into this stupid and bored town and fall in love with a 200 year old woman who doesn not look a day over 20 ( or maybe 30 okay and 39 ) and in spite of have a haggard old woman live with her that pitchfork and meathooks or squeal at people at the most inconvenient time . there a little blood and some nudity and a weird end sequence where the credit and the end score both skip ahead a little . coincidence and or . the touch of satan . aaah and who care . oh and and a lot of dramatic pause . i mean a lot of dramatic pause . take them out and this crummy flick wouldn not even last twenty minute . i know and they be try to make it more dramatic and cerebral and blah blah blah . great and if only this film have a brain to be cerebral with . even mike and the robot struggle along in this one . favorite scene represent their whacka chaka sing along with the begin theme ( very 70 and trust me ) . no star and not a single stinkin one and for the touch of satan . only five for the mst3k version . hey satan and go touch someone else .