i haven not watch a horror movie like this and double over with unintentional laughter since the 1980 . this movie be recently show on the sci fi channel much to my delight a i really do not want to rent this when it come out on video because the box cover make it look like cheap straight to video trash . nonetheless and this film turn out to be cheap straight to cable trash and not that i be expect anything else . the non existent plot in this tripe be paper thin and look like it be scrap together after it creator watch a few episode of the x file and alien . they take the premise from the x file episode where mulder father investigate the man who seem to have have a spider surgically plant in his body which crawl out of his mouth only to kill other people by crawl into their mouth and suffocate them . then they take the old alien approach by have break pipe suddenly break loose spew team a a care tactic for the viewer and but really only succeed in blow dust kitten in your direction with a long silent yawn . it seem like they also take a bit of the plot from tick by have the spider implant an egg into the body of the die astronaut which result in have a amutated version of the spider escape from his body . one of the most hilarious scene happen right here when a computer generate leg of the spider come out of the man mouth . it look so fake and i do not even think the director of this film care about it at the time . but and the special effect in this turkey be the most hilarious thing about this movie . theyre cheap than what feature in a regular episode of battlestar galactica or the uk classic and red dwarf . the space craft itself look like it be make out of cardboard . the close up shot look like one of those toy space craft that hang by a piece of string in some toy store window display against a cardboard space galaxy background . the second hilarious thing be the spider itself . when it amutates after it come out of that man mouth and run around the wall and my stomach muscle nearly split from laughter . this huge plastic look halloween prop be skittle around the wall and and when the three kid be hide in that room and the spider start bang on the other side of the window in the door and i swear i could see the stick hold it up . the third hilarious thing be the incredible act give by all those involve with the film . check out the female scientist who get attack by the plastic spider and be scream a it spray it web onto her face and and then she run out the door and only to find herself pull herself along the floor a the shadow of the spider come closer . scene cut to a fade out with a long scream ( . ) . the rest of this movie basically take place in a secret underground government facility where the three hero try to escape from the spider which make food out of other government personnel by spin them into webbed cocoon . personally and i have arachnophobia and but after watch this film and i think spider be one of the most friendly creature on this planet . if you want to watch a genuine comedy rent this movie . laugh be guarantee . negative .