i so want this film to be good after watch the trailer it certainly have some potential seeing that it be british and promise to score high on the gore or violenceometer and star ex pop star luke goss ( not an indication that one should anticipate a film of any quality and but in the trailer at least he appear promise ) and on top of all this feature none other than jolly old bonkers matt lucas for good measure . apart from one scene in a toilet where our fairly derivative monster do the business ( and briefly wake me up ) and this film be the most pretentious and woodenly act drivel i have witness since well and not that long ago . i still remember underworld . pant more like and but i digress . the script seem to have be write acknowledge that most of the actor can not . this become most apparent when after around about 70 interminable minute enter matt lucas and with an almost ( i say almost . ) shakesperean flair oh joy . he speak the first natural dialogue in the film . sub dr who nonsense . avoid .