i will keep this short and sour . i would like to get into the sheer horror that this movie lay out there and but there be a one thousand word maximum and so that would be impossible . first of all and any effort to make exposition any less painful than it become be clearly abandon in the early stage of the writing process and replace with painful into the camera sequence . not only do this device show an astonishing lack of creativity and but it also grate on your nerve after an hour and a half . i be not say i expect this film to be some fine accomplishment of cinema . or even less than a total embarrassment for everyone involve and include the viewer and but to unleash this on an unsuspecting public be just cruel . on a totally superficial side note . how short be christian slater . i never think him to be a tall man and but unless everyone else in the film be roughly the size if shaquille oneal and mr. slater should inquire about membership to the lollipop guild .