beach house be a fairly weak and derivative teen comedy . it strive to be like animal house and american graffiti and and it largely fail . the script be inept and and the direction be so loosely plotted and ill conceive that it be tough to follow what exactly be go on throughout the film . the story seem secondary to musical interlude and drink game . what be even more puzzling be the attempted rape scene near the end of the film . it be quite dark and do not suit the film at all . it be a if they try to rip off halloween momentarily too and just to rack in a quick buck . it be somewhat of a shame that this movie be so poorly make . there be a few decent thing go for it . the music be in the same vein a the ramones music in rock n roll high school and and evoke some feeling of nostalgia . the best part of the film though and be a few of the female lead . ileana seidel a the spunky brooklyn broad and cecile and be really cute and have some screen presence . it be a shame that this film be the only one to bare her name . kate mcneil achieve slightly more success than seidel and and she too be good in beach house . a a film and beach house be just excess . it offer no story or even character to connect with and and it just play out like a plodding music video . proof of the film inability to create character be the fact that it do not even offer a resolution . do the boy from philly end up get along with the brooklyn greaser . apparently nobody make the film care . if you love teen comedy then give this a look and but it ain not no porky and that for sure .