coffee and cigarette be worthless and which be why i be glad someone else pay for me to see it . if you actually like this movie and i would love to talk to you and because you be just kid yourself . you think it cool to like movie that you do not understand and when really you do not understand them because they be crap and there nothing there to understand . here be a summary of coffee and cigarettes representthe movie open and it be shoot in that terrible teen angst black and white that kid who can not take picture like to photoshop their digital photo into because they think it will salvage an otherwise crappy color photo . it doesn not salvage s and and it just make me realize that the movie be go to be pretentious crap and just like all those pretentious look at me i develop my own picture in black and white kid picture of kid play in playground photograph through the chain link of the fence and with the link in focus . the movie be fill with a bunch of mini scene of mediocre b list celebrity or actor have coffee and smoking cigarette and talk about coffee and cigarette and occasionally make a comment about how coffee and cigarette isn not a very healthy lunch . it artsy how they keep repeat the title . oh and and it artsy how all the table be black and white checker . cause the movie be in black and white and get it . but wait . it even more artsy to change the whole premise of the movie halfway through when the table stop have black and white checker and the coffee turn into tea and the cigarette turn into one person smoking and the other comment on how cigarette be terrible . oh and and i bet it would be artsy if we insert a scene where jack and meg white ( theyre hot right now they have that hit new album that in retrospect no one really like that much and but they want to like it to be alternative and artsy oh and there that artsy thing again ) be play with a tesla coil . then and jack should quote tesla about the world be a conductor of audiophonic harmony or some shit because he a musician . then meg white repeat the quote and hit a spoon on a coffee cup and it make a fing annoy ring noise and then she do it again and everyone be like fing stop it . the movie carry on like this . the final scene be two old guy and both of which you have see before but youre not quite sure where and talk about some piece of classical music . this be the scene where the movie try to redeem itself by have some deep underlying meaning . the one old guy say he want to take a nap and then he just fuck dy . the classical music play and obviously and and the movie end . maybe he die from lung cancer and or caffeine overdose and be that the point . pathetic . the only redeeming scene in the movie be the scene with steve coogan and alfred molina and rza and gza and and bill murray . but they be bookended by the most worthless and pretentious and art rock and deep meaning and repetitive and awkward crap i have see in a long time .