consider there be very few interesting movie at the video store last night and i decide to go with one that i hadn not hear about and horsemen a dennis quaid film that fly under the radar . well that seem to be the case consider it have an incredibly small theatrical release and now it appear lionsgate be just dump horde of the movie at video store in hope of salvage the production cost . so i get home and boot up the dvd and begin only to find something so horrific that i almost break the dvd right then and there . it a michael bay production . dammit . i be be honest here when i say that i give the movie a chance . i do not automatically assume it would be crap even though it be more than likely and but instead go into it hop for the best . the movie star an age dennis quaid who be an indianapolis homicide detective who fall into a brutal case involve many different homicide all link by the word come and see write all over the wall surround the body . ah and but this be not all a dennis quaid be also have problem with his child after a recent family tragedy what a shockingly original twist in a shockingly original plot . gag me . a a dennis quaid fan and it pain me to see him in such an awful role . the script he be give be so clichéd and uninteresting that it be unbelievable this ever make it to production . even though michael bay only produce horseman and his trademark screw ups can be find slapped across every square inch of the film . the major problem michael bay film always have be human character and emotion . the human always have the depth and charisma of piece of cardboard and always act like robot strive for emotional moment instead of real people act and well and in a real fashion . it all so fake and ridiculous that it hard to take anything seriously and this in addition to how the script must have be write by a brain dead squirrel . but my favorite aspect be the editing and which be simply astound . there be montage sequence that utilize fade to black in every sequence and and almost all of the other scene fade to black as well . if they be go for a dramatic and edgy feel and it fail miserably since all it lead to be a headache . oh wait and i lie . my favorite part of the film be not the brilliant editing technique and oh no and it the incredible plot twist that i hint at before . there be multiple time in the movie where i literally yell plot twist . at the screen hop that if my voice be loud enough and it could fly across the country and kick michael bay in the as . seriously and the twist be so ridiculous and uninteresting that none of them hold and tension or be effective in any way . the end be about as satisfying a suck liquid feces through a straw and but i would not spoil it since i will let viewer take it all in for themselves . after the film be over and the person i watch the movie with turn to me and state that it be truly the absolute bad movie he have ever see in his life . this be the same person i watch transformer represent revenge of the fall with and mind you . horseman may not be bad than transformer 2 and but it really be a black hole of entertainment . it about as much fun to watch a it be to have your poopchute super glue shut and and i would be hard press to make anybody suffer through this waste of time and let alone have to pay to see it . michael bay and can you please start use toilet paper instead of wipe your as with film reel . it expensive and it make humanity cry .