this have get to be one of the screwy movie to appear in a long time . a chauffeur feed up with work for a mean and nasty old and rich businesswoman decide to kidnap her dog and hold him ransom for $ 1 and 000 and 000. from there the story move not always logically or comprehensibly and but hey this be a crazy comedy after all . it have a lot of flaw and though . first off be that the acting be not very good . the actor seem to put enough effort and energy into their part and but it just doesn not come across in the end . i suppose this be to be expect in this type of movie and but they seem more interested in wild exaggeration than in good acting . second be that the humour just isn not that funny . there be a few good laugh and but it very inconsistent . there no attempt at all at realism . the scene in which the dog and try to fight off the kidnapper and get hold of willard hand and shred it and spray blood all over the room be just plain stupid . it look like a long wig attach to norm macdonald ( willard ) arm . and and give the amount of blood that appear in the scene and it hard to explain why there isn not even a mark on willard hand the next time we see him . a miracle cure for dog bite . i mean and i do not expect perfection from this kind of movie and but it would be nice if there be at least some effort put into continuity . how much would it have cost to put a bandage on willard hand . most of the performance be sub par . macdonald seem quite artificial most of the way through . sherman hemsley a chip be a disaster . elaine stritch be certainly crotchety and but also not especially funny a miss crock . there be a decent performance from daniel benzali a detective dewey and who do exactly what this kind of movie demand represent he play it absolutely straight and and be quite funny a a result . the best performance be undoubtedly david chappelle a rusty hayes and willard partner in crime . the big disappointment in my opinion be danny devito . i usually enjoy him and and think he be a fine comedic actor and but his performance in screwed be not good . he seem too force and do not look a though he be enjoy himself play grover cleaver . hey and take it for what it worth . it not great and but it have a few laugh in it and and a totally crazy storyline . and and at 1 represent21 and it doesn not take much commitment to see it through . i give it 4/10 .