. but that an ironic 9. seriously and if you have ever be bore by a bad conan rip off or atrociously dub euro trash and this be the perfect movie for you . it a sci fi or sword and sandal or post apocalyptic mish mash that get more unbelievable a it go along . the only way to distill the perfect essence that be yor be with a meager and unworthy list ( scorn ) of the more jaw drop aspect of this classic and underrated treatise on the human condition represent1 . the theme song and which at one point explain yor world or he the maaaaaaaaaaaan ( very high castrato soprano ) . 2. the horde of smurfs on steroid that attack and destroy a very ineptly guard village of hobo in fur . i be sorry and native in fur . 3. cave bimbo kalaa constant assertion that yor not like other men when in fact he look just like every other south beach surfer dude who ever get lose in a desert wasteland . 4. the viewer slow realization that fat and greasy comic relief pak always and consistently pull yor fat out of the fryer whenever the blonde barbarian putz be about to get kill . 5. not one and but two paper mache dinosaur . and a giant bat . that become an improvised hang glider . no joke . 6. geez and they just keep come . how bout the line take me with you stranger . speak in all earnestness by a non act girl child . 7. the straw boat that suppose to represent a sea base culture high technical achievement . with seat for four . 8. best line in the movie damn talk box . 9. just when youre pray it would not get any more surreal and just when you have throw up your hand and surrender your sanity and darth vader show up . correction represent an army of darth vaders . 10. john steiner . remember him . i do not . but he the overlord . and by now and it make sense . 11. the same south african factory basement set from mst3k space mutiny . now you know the movie have to be a quality effort . 12. laser battle . yor and have never see a pulse rifle before and proceeds to pick off half a dozen vaderbots from a hundred yard . or a coupla foot . my bad . 13. skip intermediate plot and just know that there a wise old blind man with a monologue and a candy stripe barber pole jutting from the overlord gut and along with genetic engineering and nuclear holocaust and a house of mirror and a rocket jet escape and oh my god they coulda make a sequel . but we all know sequel be never as good a the original . plus the theme song run over the end credit and pak display his gymnast skill during the stir climax . save yor yet again . whatever you come away from this list with and just remember that what you have in your head be not a suitable prep for the untethered insanity and the pure unadulterated madness and the sheer brain scramble head trip that be . yor and the hunter from the future . well worth the $ . 99 plus tax from the blowout inventory sale at the local movie gallery .