my wife rent this along with syriana . guess which one be well . i be a sucker for a good pirate movie and but this ain not it . not by any stretch . where to begin . oh and the opening scene and dialog . that should have be the first clue . maybe the second after learn lance henrikson be the only name actor . back to the dialog . long john silver and co. be follow their captain through the jungle in order to stash their ill get gain . mr. rogers would have sound like a more menacing pirate captain than the stooge playing him . mercifully and he be kill early . good bye to pizzle lip and a ljs call him . look up the word pizzle . i be sorry and but my heart just isn not in a long review . this movie be not worth a 99 cent rental . here a quick and dirty represent dialog represent junior college drama 101 level . costume represent ill fitting and costume shop off the rack and not remotely accurate . wig represent standard wear in the 18th century and these be simply atrocious . barbie and ken have good hair . accent represent capt . smollet raspy french accent make pepe le pew sound like maurice chevalier . poor lance try and he even say arrr once . he must have need a house payment to take this role . sword play represent the ginsu knife demonstrator must have be the fence instructor . location represent surprisingly and the exterior be not too bad . the interior set and about a d plus . i think they even use stock footage of two and possibly three differently rig ship for the long shot . i know a jib from a spanker and a spar from a boom . they mess up . i would not even get into the big bug .