if i could give this movie a negative rating and i would have . i love dana carvey on snl . he be funny and have great timing . he do a great job in the wayne world movie too . he work great when his movie stay within the 15 30 demographic . then he destroy his career with the master of disguise . this comedy be so bad that it make me feel terrible just for watch it . i be embarrass to be watch this movie in public . there nothing funny about openly pity an actor a you watch him force the run time to 80 minute with joke so flat they do not even register above the painfully boring dialog . painful be a good way to describe this movie . nothing work . sometimes you can not even tell when the joke have happen . that how bad they be . i watch this with my brother and find myself ask be that suppose to be a joke . i guess so and because it happen over and over again . i do not find his fake italian accent as annoy a many of the reviewer and but how the hell be repeat the word turtle over and over again while dress in a turtle suit to get into a turtle club suppose to be funny and let alone plausible in the plot . be everybody involve with the film consistently drink a this be be make . surely somebody must have say something like guy and this really suck . let burn it and never speak of it again . i suggest anybody who accidentally come into possession of this bumbling nightmare do the same and to rid the world of it horror forever .