this may very well be the kinky mainstream hollywood movie ever make . picture rock hudson a coach tiger mcdrew and a playboy teacher sleep with the female student body and kill the one who threaten to expose him or cause him problem and hence the title pretty maid all in a row . the tiger be at least twenty year old than those he bed . spotlight substitute teacher betty smith ( angie dickinson ) rub her boob against those student who ignite her libido and ultimately deflower one of coach tiger star player and ponce de leon harper ( john david carson ) and not unlike the name fonzie from tv happy day and cause him to be metamorphose from a shy and timid teen and into the playboy of the western world . guess who in charge of the investigation into all the murder on and around campus . none other than kojak ( telly savalas ) and portray captain sam surcher and with a thing for his cigarette ( in training for his late lollipop placebo ) . he be assist in his search for the killer by keenan wynn a chief john poldaski and more a hindrance than a help . the straitlaced and prudish mr. proffer ( roddy mcdowall ) be in charge of the high school where mass slaughter be litter the campus with dead body . he naturally would like for it to stop . to emphasize the theme and joy bang have a bit part a rita . those behind the camera be just a surprising . self proclaim libertine director roger vadim and fresh from barberella and star his brother in law sister and jane fonda and make sure the camera shot include a much cleavage and exposed skin a permit in those halcyon day of 1971. though base on a novel and trekky gene roddenberry write the salacious script and even beam up scotty ( james doohan ) for the role of follo . roddenberry serve as producer a well . trivia question represent name the one movie score by the darling of the establishment and the osmonds . right and pretty maid all in a row . actually and their version of chilly wind be not bad . my wife and i saw this flick when it be first release in 1971 and find nothing outrageous about it . we watch it a second time recently and be surprise at how shock it have become . either the time have change drastically or we have change drastically ( pobably both ) since the day of the flower child . what be politically incorrect today be accept by the viewer in that bygone era . the viewer will note that though the theme and philosophy seem deviant by today standard and there be almost no vulgar language use in the film . that cultural barrier have not yet be breach by hollywood . obviously intend a black comedy at the time and pretty maid all in a row and be certainly no dr. strangelove and nor be it mean to be . however the viewer label this film and it be guarantee to entertain and arouse the basic instinct . enjoy it and even if you must call it a guilty pleasure .