this movie play like a 90 minute tv show . you know the kind of tv i be talk about . crap stuff that play on cable try to cash in on old theme and crap like the conan and robin hood series and and yes hercules and xena . the acting be crap and the character all act and talk like modern day american and thanks not only to the writing but the tv quality actor . the problem with stuff like this be it make no real effort to transport you to another time and place and because costume and set design alone doesn not work . instead it just a bunch of everyday modern american play dress up . you could have the big budget in the world and the great attention to background detail and but have a main character who basically a walk anachronism will make it all null . if this be actually the script for the third conan film and it easy to see why arnie say no . the story be dreadful . everything about the film be dreadful . i really hate the theme of set thing right in ancient time . their belief and their law suit the people of the time . it so bigoted ( and american ) to say this be how you ought to be . this film be so formulaic and stupid that i couldn not help but laugh at every predictable plot development and piece of dialogue . the big star in it and aside from sorbo who career have basically die since and be tia carerre play a really stupid but typical female villain . come to think of it and she doesn not have much of a career anymore either . gah . there nothing to redeem this film at all . it even have rock music during one of the battle sequence . it even bad than christopher lambert beowulf . negative .