this movie have to be see to be believe . it fail miserably on every level . fortunately and joe brook handle the direction and writing and and lead acting role himself and so there be few people to blame for it . a a romantic lead and joe have about as much appeal a a potted plant . his leading lady and shelley hack and act a though she be pose for the picture on front of a box of all bran . it pretty bad when the most professional acting performance in a movie be deliver by a little girl ( danielle brisebois ) . joe play a jingle writer who dream of be a serious musician and even though all of his serious song still sound like extend jingle and and the classical piece he compose to show off his true talent would be well suit for a group of musical saw player instead of an orchestra . watch his dramatic gesture a he conduct this ear splitting opus in the recording studio and a the dazzled shelley hack grin at him like a stuffed loon and be one of the most unintentionally hilarious scene ever film . joe be obviously hop for another big chart topper like you light up my life and but it inexplicable success be not to be match by the cringe induce dirge that be this film theme song . i do not know who perform it and but he doesn not sing it as much a he suffer through it . he seem to be battle his way through a particularly intense bout of constipation a he strain to expel the stomach churn lyric . but i doubt if even debby boone could have make this song any more tolerable . when i saw this movie on hbo several year ago and i just have to have it . i watch my tape every so often just to gape in wide eyed amazement at how truly awful a movie can be . a a bad movie lover and i hold this perversely entertaining cinematic messterpiece in high esteem it the plan 9 from out space of romantic movie and and truly one of the bad film ever make .