the only surprise be how this movie end up be make . ha ha . the plot have gloria ( madonna ) a a missionary who need to get some jewel to buy opium . in turn to sell the opium for medicine for the mission . she be join by ( glendon ) sean penn who help her to get the jewel and avoid the sneaky walter faraday ( play by paul freeman ) who be after them and the jewel . he be disguise a an old man whom gloria think be just a storekeeper . most of the action be corny and the act bad and poor writing but you can not blame it all on the writer . cast madonna a a virginal missionary and sean penn in an indiana jones type role be pure idiocy . actually and i will say one positive thing and i do like the soundtrack all of the song be perform by the late former beatle george harrison . the only reason i go to see it at the time be i love madonna and her music and want to see her on screen . she be terrible and so be sean penn ( he be so damn ugly ) how could they cast him a a romantic lead . guess because they be go together at the time . 4 star for the soundtrack by george harrison and 0 star for the movie itself . of note to movie buff paul freeman who play the bad guy walter faraday in this movie be also in raider of the lose ark play indy nemesis belloq .