four room or ( 1995 ) half ( out of four ) i be in a situation i can not begin to explain . ted the bellhopyou can say that again . for ted the bellhop and thing go from strange and to stranger and to even stranger in the comedy four room and a film that be really four film by four separate team of filmmaker and all link by location and a single character under increasingly urgent circumstance . when another character ask ted his problem and his response be right on the money represent problem . i haven not get a problem . i have get fcking problem . plural . one could also say that about this movie and a confusing and pointless mess of stale and unfunny humor and overacted character and and a load of hollywood star and filmmaker so prestigious that it make u wonder why such people would involve themselves such an unentertaining flop . four room star tim roth in a biting and fanatical performance a ted and a bellhop work at a faded hotel . he be the only person on duty this night and and he really get his hand full . in the first story and call the missing ingredient and write and direct by alison anders and ted check in a clan of witch who try to perform a resurrection but can not because they lack a certain component in their spell . naturally and it semen . what other bodily fluid be there in movie these day . ted be the only male around and therefore and it only a matter of time before ted find himself seduce by a bare breast witch . the next segment and call the wrong man and write and direct by alexander rockwell and be equally a bad and if not bad ( it a tough call ) a the first . ted walk into a room with a manic depressive lunatic who hold his wife at gun point to test her fidelity . ted become the middle man and with no where to run and nowhere to hide . robert rodriguez writes and direct the film best part and though that not say a whole lot . it call the misbehavers and feature rodriguez desperado actor antonia banderas . he lead his rich and fancy family to the hotel and then abandon his two chaotic child to spend new year eve with his lovely wife . he pay ted five hundred dollar to baby sit them for a few hour . after a predictable hell break loose and ted concludes this situation with the following reflection represent there a putrid and rot corpse of a dead whore stuck in the spring of the bed . there room blaze afire . there a big fat needle from god know where and stick in my leg and infect me with god know what . and finally there me and walk out the door and right fcking now . buenas noches . the man from hollywood be the film finale and by pulp fiction director quentin tarantino . tarantino himself star a an obnoxious hollywood star who rent a suite with his bizarre arrangement of friend and include bruce willis a a man with marital difficulty . by the time ted walk in and theyre drunk and do a replay of an old alfred hitchcock tv episode where a man bet he can light his lighter 10 time in a row . if he lose and he also lose his pinkie finger . this episode probably hold the record for contain the most four letter word in twenty minute . four room have reportedly be substantially cut since it disastrous september 1995 screening at the toronto film festival and but it hard to imagine the film run any longer . the first half be a painful experience and while the second half be simply not good . the film have a lot of energy and a cute little theme song and opening credit sequence and and tim roth be hard at work here and quirky and full of life . but he be all by himself and not support by the writing there be problem within his character . the key to a movie like this be to keep the connecting character consistent through his experience . however and four room change him from meek and timid to explosively reactive . it hard to laugh at joke about abnormality when the main character be almost derange himself . the four film connect well and and i kind of liked some of the material in the closing segment and include the performance by bruce willis and quentin tarantino . but even here the situation be disposable and the dialogue be all over the wall . four room keep u stick in a series of story that be not funny and entertaining and or engage and but lackluster and deprive . the film be release on christmas day and which really amaze me . this movie be r rat and intend for adult audience only and contain everything from plotless nudity to stream vulgarism . most movie release on this family orient holiday be and well and somewhat tactful and but not four room . the sheer nerve of the studio to release the film on december 25th should in itself be a good sign of it audacity . consider yourself warn .