for trekkies one of the bad episode and but for me this be the campiest of them all while not as much regard what happen but what be be say . there be edwoodesque dialogue here that have me in stitch . list below be some line or dialogue from tws . see if you can figure out where the actual dialogue end and where invented part begin . ( perhaps not that easy . ) . 1. sulu represent the enterprise must have blow up and captain . kirk represent yeah and well and who care . 2. helsmwoman represent mr. spock and the planet go . 3. sulu represent captain and the ship simply disappear . what do that mean . kirk represent well and it mean be strand here . sulu represent but and captain and aren not you worry about the life of 400 of your crew . kirk represent i already tell you represent i ain not . this be season 3 and and i be a little more apathetic about thing . 4. helmswoman represent what bother me be the star and mr. spock . theyre all wrong . spock represent there something wrong with your head and missy . the star be fine just a they be . 5. mccoy represent i wonder what kill him . kirk represent i do not know . but something or someone do . this be almost the same sort of exchange a in plan 9 represent i do not know . but one thing for sure represent there a dead body here and and someone responsible . 6. scotty represent mr. spock and the ship feel wrong . spock represent what do you mean feel wrong . scotty represent the field be all wrong . spock represent oh and the field be all wrong . i think you say it feel wrong . scotty represent i do say that . 7. losira represent i be . from this planet . sulu represent so the planet be hollow . losira represent no and sulu and the script writer head be hollow . 8. losira represent i have come for you and mr. sulu . i want to touch you . sulu represent touch kirk . i be gay . 9. sulu represent how can such evil be and captain . she so beautiful . kirk represent i know . evil only come from ugly people . 10. sulu represent i would rather be on the enterprise . ( translation represent mommy and i wan na go home . ) kirk represent i agree and sulu . i would rather rest my head between uhura massive pillow now than be fight alien on this damn planet . one of the most amazing and absurd and unique hence entertain aspect of this wildly funny episode be spock atypical grumpiness and which manifest itself at least a dozen time in sarcasm ( . ) and put down ( . ) of crew member . the cranky side of spock and that we do not even know exist until tws and really come into the forefront in this episode . perhaps male vulcan have their period every seven year . no one be safe from spock venomous riposte . example represent1 . when uhura ask what happen . and after the ship be shake up and spock proceeds to literally and in full detail explain the physic of his fall like some demented robot and and without a trace of sarcasm . ( he be still warm up for the upcoming sarcastic remark . ) 2. uhura represent how do she get off the ship and sir . spock represent presumably the same way she get on it . this be such a cheap shot by spock and the kind of dumb comment one could expect from a 6th grader . 3. sick bay doctor represent your guess be as good a mine and mr. spock . spock represent i would suggest you refrain from guess and focus on the task at hand . so the tws spock can dish out sarcasm and but be too dim too detect it from others and or at least to recognize a common phrase when he hear one . 4. uhura represent what be the chance the captain and the others be still alive . spock represent lieutenant and we do not engage in gamble . this and come from starfleet annual intergalactic useless statistic or odds champion . meriwether and look vaguely raquel welchian and go around kill people in spite of feel ambivalent about hurt them be a bit amusing and too . ( the wishy washy killer of them all . ) at the end and kirk and co. even engage in quasi slapstick and when they keep change the order of how they stand to avoid be touch by the strange pacifistic yet murder alien woman or robot . apart from bombard the viewer with unintentional nonsense every single minute and tws be also a visually high quality episode and with great set and wonderfully bombastic 60 colour . the losira get fold special effect be very effective .