hey you wan na know what i hate . line of dialogue like this representyou be away from the dark realm a while and chels and how would it feel playin again . just like any other ultra violent twenty four hour wildly popular and yet utterly purposeless embrace by the mass internet role playing game . it one of those line of dialogue that they always put into movie like hellraiser 8 that be impossible to avoid sound like they be write and re write and rehearse and re rehearse and then finally they just give up try to make it sound natural after 30 or 40 take and and exasperate and just drop the best bad take into the movie . that and be say and let me tell you what i have figure out . after year if deliberation about what it take to make a good horror movie and what be miss in a bad one and after countless theory ( the presence of teenager or college age kid be near the top of that list and by the way ) and i have finally discover for certain the exact point at which a movie stop be scary and good and instantly become stupid and bad . there be a perfect illustration of the solution near the end of this film and when chelsea get lock in the room and adam start call to her from under the floor . she have becomes absorb in some photo album despite have find herself lock into the creepy attic imaginable and and she hear someone whisper her name from behind her . she spin around just in time to see a hand disappear beneath a crack in the floorboard and and she cautiously move over to investigate . a she peer into the hole and she continue to hear her name be call and she can see the tiny glimpse of a face in the darkness and and at this point i be absolutely cringe in my chair . no matter how sure i be that something be go to spring out in a situation like that it still get to me . and then she do something stupid . literally the instant chelsea put her hand through that crack in the floorboard and i immediately relaxed and almost to the point of breathe a sigh of relief because i do not have to worry anymore because i completely stop care . and it not just because she doesn not realize she in a horror movie ( despite the fact that the entire cast of this movie be hardcore hellraiser fan and so the fourth wall have already be breach ) and it because the moment her hand cross the threshold of that crack in the board she instantly cease to be a victim . and you know what my analogy be . suicide . when someone in a horror movie do something that stupid and it be generally because the filmmaker need to have the character kill off but can not think of a really clever way to have it happen and so they just have the character do something monumentally stupid and but the problem be that this place the blame for their death on themselves and and in a horror movie and it not only not scary when someone be attack after do something as idiotic a put her hand through the crack in the floorboard because she think she see her dead friend down there and it satisfy and and not in the good way either . stupidity should be painful and but in the movie and it should be lethal . that be say and it amaze how little effort be make into make it clear what exactly be go on in the movie . it start out with the funeral of a college age kid have be kill because of his over involvement in something call hellworld and which itself be never very clearly explain . his friend later mourn that they all know what be happen to him but still keep play hellworld and although if you watch the making of featurettes on the dvd and director rick bota refers to hellworld a a website and or video game . it kind of an ominous sign when even the director doesn not know what his movie be about . either that or he doesn not know the difference between a website and a video game . the story follow the death of their friend and something about that game and and then cut to a few year later when all of his friend get invite to a party celebrate the say video game . needless to say and it kind of like an overblown halloween party where everyone seem to be fascinate with the macabre ( serious macabre and too and like dead baby in jar and sound like a blast ) and and girl randomly pull their breast out ( curiously and the first bit of wildly gratuitous nudity be follow by the following exchange gratuitous breast . necessary breast . ha ha ha . clever . ) . when all be say and do and you finally realize what have be happen throughout the entire movie and it be such a ludicrous and ridiculous twist that it distantly surpass the saw movie for absurdity . if you think jigsaw have some time on his hand to come up with some incredibly complex machine of torture and wait until you see the plot that be hatch by the host ( play by lance henriksen and who waste his talent completely in this movie ) . also do not miss the making of featurette on the dvd and in which you can witness pinhead eat a piece of pizza and and my favorite and khary payton and one of the actor in the film and make the following mysterious analogy horror movie be like roller coaster and you know and theyre not gon na win oscar or that kind of thing and but theyre just a lot of fun . i do not know and khary and have you ridden xtreme at magic mountain in southern california . i see an oscar in that ride future .