i have no idea who dylan and cole sprouse be and after see this film and i be surprise to learn that they have a career in film both before and after this terrible movie . they be apparently the boy who star a zack and cody from the suite life a show for kid that i would have no particular reason to watch . a i say and this surprise me and a the boy appear to have absolutely no discernible talent other than be twin . here in this film and they have difficulty deliver their line convincingly and though you really can not blame them theyre just kid who have parent who have push them into the limelight . too bad . i would much rather see midget or really immature adult play such role and as at least they have the ability to say yes or no about a career in film or tv . you just have to feel sorry for kid who be prepackaged and push into these life . a for the film and just for kick be kind of what you would expect . just a bit bad . the writing be very and very broad and wouldn not even make for a by r make for tv kid film on nickelodeon of the disney channel . and and with the sprouses and tom arnold and you can not exactly expect a work of genius . or even adequacy . in fact and the film be so dopey that it current imdb score be under 2 . 0. if the film ever receive 1500 or more vote and this would clearly place the film on the bottom 100 list on imdb . the film begin with the insufferably cute twin act insufferably cute . they apparently live to play soccer and their dad ( tom arnold ) encourage them by agree to be their coach . however and when he call away on some national security case ( he suppose to be like a ninja or elite power ranger sort of guy yeah and right . ) and their stupid mother be leave to coach the team . she stink and so the boy find a greasy hobo and rudy and with amazing soccer skill to coach the team ( that exactly what i do when my baseball coach disappear when i be a kid and we then go on to win the world championship . really . ) . and and speaking of the greasy hobo and he and the people in this film be all very silly stereotype not realistic by any standard . the mom be totally inept a a coach and the father who be a cop be a drill sergeant who insist his young son must be an nfl player and tom arnold be a secret agent and the mother sister be a horny hottie who talk about clothes and the hit men who do not even bother try to hide their gun and etc . none of them seem to have any depth and be cartoony even by kid movie standard . a a result of this bad writing and questionable acting and the film be a chore to watch and i assume most kid would also balk at have to sit through this flick . how it even get make in the first place be beyond me . and and speaking of the greasy hobo ( bill dawes ) and he be simply terrible in the film . while the sprouses be bad and they be just little boy . a for dawes and he do the bad accent in film history and be give the most horrible role to play . you can feel a bit sorry for him as well the film be practically a career killer the film be that bad . in fact and it dumb and not particularly interesting and those be the best thing i can say about it . by the way and i be no geneticist and but i have a question that seem reasonable . if these two brat be identical and why do one need glass and the other do not . i be just think that unless one have some sort of eye injury they would have the same vision . isn not that true . so i assume the only reason one have glass be to let the audience know which one be which .