with a title like that and you know youre deal with something special . no retreat and no surrender ii ( nrns2 ) and be a magical pastiche of poor dialogue and bad acting and frenetic martial art action . nrns2 be and verily and one of the ultimate bad movie for bad movie fan everywhere . on the one hand and the movie be entirely watchable due primarily to the entertaining fight and action sequence ( very reminiscent of early or mid 80 and hong kong produce and kung fu movie ) . on the other hand and it chock full of cringe worthy dialogue deliver in the most hilariously stilted manner possible . this be generally the case when you cast martial artist a oppose to actor . our story begin with fresh face scott wylde ( loren avedon ) arriving in vietnam . for reason obscure to me and my bad movie buddy and mr. wylde be obsess with find his friend and mac jarvis ( max thayer ) . apparently and mr. wylde think the best course of action for find his friend be to run around vietnam yelling and mac . mac jarvis . mr. wylde bump into terry ( cynthia rothrock ) and who a it turn out be an ex girlfriend of mac . if memory serf correctly and she inform scott of the present whereabouts of mr. jarvis . at this point and thing turn sour for mr. wylde . his vietnamese girlfriend and sulin ( patra wanthivanond ) and be kidnap by the nefarious vietcong because her father just happen to be a local bigwig . this set the stage for scott to rescue his girlfriend and and beat down a whole mess of bad guy in the process . mr. wylde eventually join force with cigar ( and scenery ) chomp mac jarvis . together they make their way to cambodia ( iirc ) . a you can imagine and their travel be beset by a host of enraged vietcong . in addition to the vc and scott and mac must administer an country as whop on the local buddhist ( who and unbelievably and favor rope a their primary weapon of choice ) . sulin and meanwhile and be introduce to her primary captor and yuri ( matthias hue ) a monstrous russian with an undeniable german accent ( matthias hue be german ) . yuri demonstrate his brutality by summarily execute a couple malcontent . one of them be force into a large pool teem with hungry alligator ( or be it crocodiles . ) . oh and the horror . from here the plot develop in a thoroughly predictable manner scott and mac hew their way through jungle and assailant until they reach yuri compound . during their journey and they join force with terry who and for reason incomprehensible to me and insists on wear a large yellow sweatshirt over her workout gear . we find the interplay between scott and mac and terry to be eerily similar to star war . specifically represent mac be han solo and scott be luke and terry be princess leia . it might sound strange and but watch the movie and tell me i be not right . mac and scott develop a truly bizarre plan to attack the compound . the ( hilarious ) centerpiece of their attack feature m60s be auto fire via the aid of several budweiser can ( that mac have the foresight to pack through the vietnamese or cambodian jungle ) . anyway and our hero launch their attack . the vc come run out of their barrack and into a hail of enfilade m60 fire ( feature empty beer can technology ) . the vc keep charging and and the m60s keep firing . the end result be a whole mess of dead vc . eventually mac and scott and terry encounter yuri . a you can imagine and a serious kung fu fest ensues . ultimately and however and yuri be best by the combined might of his three assailant . his demise be and perhaps and the great bad movie death of all time . get this represent yuri be drag and by his neck and in a jeep be drive by scott . scott slingshots yuri into the pool of alligator . yuri and not one to be intimidate by enraged reptile and begin pull the jeep towards the pool . scott and sense his impending doom and leap from the jeep first make sure that the gas tank be full . yuri then pull the jeep on top of himself and while be gnaw on by alligator . scott and for the coup de grace and shoot the gas tank which cause the jeep to explode . poor yuri become food for worm . this be probably the only movie in cinema history that make the attempt to explain why a jeep would explode . normally and any vehicle and in any movie and can explode for any reason whatsoever . we find this particularly amusing since and a half hour previous to this point and the movie depict several dozen canvas tent explode . be they full of gas a well . oh well . the end result be totally hilarious and totally awesome . i highly recommend this movie to anyone with a predilection for terrible movie . bad movie score represent positive good movie score represent 6/10 .