troll 2 make troll 1 look like citizen kane . in other word it bad . really bad . this movie be so bad that after watch it you will want to run out and rent ghoulies to get the taste out of your mouth . the opening scene have troll chase someone through a misty field to the tune of 80 techno music and it only get well after that . i be ashamed to say this about such a stupid movie and but this review contain spoiler the movie involve a family move to a town name nilbog ( that right it goblin spell backwards even though the movie be call troll and not goblin ) and swap house with some hillbilly . when watch this movie it best if you go into it prepare to not ask any question . why a family would move into another family furnish and food stock house be well left unexplained . also why a family would proceed to eat the other family green icing cover dinner be also well just accept a normal . the green icing on the food be a repetitive theme throughout the uhhh . film . it apparently some sort of troll dna juice that turn the digester into a troll . although that be never really explain . another tool the clever goblin . err troll have come up with be nilbog milk which also turn the person who drink it into a troll . if it that easy and it seem like they could turn the entire world into troll by mass produce nilbog milk and but maybe that not their intention . what the troll get from turn other people into troll be never explain like in so many monster takeover movie . the monster or zombie or troll or alien always want to turn human into their likeness and that universally accept and but why . what benefit do they get from make people like them . anyways and i digress . the good news for the family be the young boy have an ally in the form of the ghost of his deceased grandfather . the old man have the ability to appear to the boy to provide convenient warning regard the troll just because he hat them that much . one of the strange scene in the movie ( there be a lot of them ) be when the kid receive a vision from grandpa that he must pee on the green icing cover dinner his family be about to eat to keep them from become troll . luckily he do this right before his sister unknowingly be about to eat some tainted green icing cover corn on the cob . that not out of the ordinary at all right . another wonderfully horrible scene be when two guys venture into the weird troll witch lair and one of them be turn into a plant and which doesn not really seem to bother him too much . this movie be so horrible that every adult should be require by law to see it at least once . new dvd player be actually be cod to reject this movie upon read it . maybe next time a family will move to a town name llort and the adventure will start all over again . oh yeah and and maybe next time they will throw in some gratuitous nudity to transition the scene . the r rating the nudity would have provide would have actually be a public service because it would have keep impressionable child from watch this mess .