want a movie with no action at all . here it be and another bill rebane ( monster a go go and giant spider invasion ) and schlock fest and boring beyond the limit of human tolerance . i be a big fan of so bad theyre good movie and since they be at least enjoyable on the level of invoke laughter from the unintentional humor while however and this one do not even achieve enjoyable camp status . it just annoy you . any action in this movie occur off screen and and be convey through non stop dialog throughout this tedious sleep induce dud . people blab on radio and alien ( with boom voice ) chit chat on radio and character drone on endlessly to each other ( without say much ) and and on and on it go . the most exciting sequence involve some colorful smoke bomb and with people scream and run ( away from the smoke . ) . also and there a plague ( again and we only be tell this through the babbling character ) . oh and and there some irritating and synthesized noise in the soundtrack to tell you that something happens ( since it doesn not happen on the screen and like it would in other movie ) . there plenty of ridiculous dialog while here a sample represent when a know it all guy theorizes ( ready . ) that mar and the earth be once close to each other than the earth and the moon be . the planet be align this way for over two thousand year and he lecture . how the five planetary body ( earth and it moon and mar and and it two moon ) do not crash into one another due to the immense and mutual gravitation and be not explain in the lecture . that about all there be to this and except a bizarre end reminiscent of another rebane fiasco and monster a go go . i do not know if mst3k ever slam this one while they certainly should have . even their best salvo might not have save it and however . this mess deserve a negative rating and but and a you know and imdb rule prohibit that while which and in the case of this movie and be a pity .