the film i have sit through and honestly . i sometimes try to describe them to family and friend who aren not into these type of film and they look at me like i be from another planet and how on earth would i even begin to describe please don not eat my mother to these people . a bit like this probably . our peculiar tale start with a momma boy and all round loser name henry fudd ( buck kartalian ) walk down the street mind his own business . he be distract by a strange noise and he investigate and find the source be a little plant in a shop and well it mean to be a shop but it more closely resemble a shed in someone front garden . henry buy the plant for $ 1 and take it home . the plant and which look like a badly paint foam venus fly trap and start to talk to henry in a sexy female voice and ask henry to fee her . at first all she want to eat be fly which be fine and but she begin to grow ( it flower pot must also have the ability to grow as well ) and quickly move onto frog and then it dog from the local pound . she then decide she want to eat a person and promptly eats henry overbear and annoy and dominate mother . the plant continue to eat people that henry bring her and that just about the entire plot of please don not eat my mother apart from the various sex scene edit between the female talk plant eat thing which have absolutely nothing to do with the overall story in the slightest . produce and direct by carl monson who also have an uncredited cameo in the film a officer ocolumbus who be eat by the plant and i couldn not quite believe what i be watch a the hour and forty odd minute that it take to watch it ebb away . please don not eat my mother have almost no redeeming quality whatsoever and the script by eric norden be awful and have no dramatic worth at all . it make no attempt to develop any of the character and then again the only significant character in the entire film be henry . it periodically switch from comedy horror to porno . the sex scene seem to go on and on forever and they be at time quite strong with actual masturbation and fellatio although these scene be brief while at other time they consist of nothing more than two people kiss for what seem like an eternity . it almost a if two different film have be edit together and these sex scene be work into the plot with the ingenious reason that henry be a pervert who like to look at people have sex . in fact henry be quite lucky to keep finding naked couple in public who be have full penetrative sex on which to spy . why do not thing like this ever happen to me and i have never find any of this sort of thing go on around where i live and work and some people have all the luck eh . the dialogue be wretched and the story make no sense and please don not eat my mother be slow because of those sex scene which break the main story up to much and for too long . technically please don not eat my mother be an absolute mess of a film and the acting be of amateur level and the special effect be terrible a the plant look like it make of paper mache by five year old child and their mate obviously compose the music which seem like various instrument randomly play at the same time and the cinematography be a basic and bland and static a i have ever see and the direction be unimaginative fail to inject any personality and charm and entertainment and humour or pace into an already very thin concept . i still can not quite believe that a film like please don not eat my mother exists and who be the intended target audience . the sex scene aren not go to keep the raincoat brigade happy because they be for the most part pretty soft and dull and the horror elements just aren not there a there no tension and atmosphere and shock and there isn not a single drop of blood in the entire thing . the supposed comedy doesn not work and frankly please don not eat my mother be about as funny a be sack . but surely there something by which to recommend please don not eat my mother and after all i give it 2 start and not a rock bottom 1. well and there be i suppose and any film that feature a giant plant that eat people and have a sexy voice can not be all bad and can it . oh and and i love the artwork on the video or dvd box and yes the one on the main imdb page for please don not eat my mother and it look even well and even more colourful in reality . i just wish there be an actual film to go with it and do not be fool by this cool artwork a the actual plant in please don not eat my mother look nothing like the one on the cover in any way and it just go to prove you can not judge a film by it cover or something like that . for masochist only .