air force one feature harrison ford and glenn close and gary oldman and dean stockewell and and william h. macy . a dream cast . in the freshest and frisky and funny and laugh out loud comedy of the year . cheer a president harrison ford take on the baddie all by himself right now and he our only hope . hiss a dean stockwell try to get glenn close to sign away power and take down air force one . will she sign . like hell . sigh with relief when the fax machine stall and stall a little long and and then just when we would give up hope stall a little long and and then work . clap like a whack out space cadet on class a drug when the fax lady parachute to safety . scratch your head a little when you realise that the big plot device of the bad guy have a guy on the inside be of no interest or use whatsoever . ponder for a long time just why gary oldman character doesn not just shoot the wife and the kid and for cry out loud . marvel at the advance in special effect technology that can make a plane crash in a big budget movie look like a plane crash in a primitive video game . thrill . spill . drama . action . utter and utter and crap .