spoiler warning i do give away some plot point and but trust me when i say you will see them comin down broadway . no real surprise in this film . other than the fact that someone finance it . now it begin representoh . my . god . i can not believe i sit through this entire movie . it be painfully awkward from open credit to close copyright . it felt like some middle schooler pen the screenplay and then suckered all of his or her family member to go through these horrible and horrible motion . the dialogue be as stilted a the actor and who seem to be overgrown eighth grader in a terrible one act play that ought not be . i remain convinced that any decent commentary for this film come from a crew family member or agent . and let me say again i give this critique base on the product . i do not mean to personally insult anyone . obviously if you pull off a movie at all you have some creative talent . in this case i just think it go to waste . be there a plot . i do not remember see one . the story be poorly explain and poorly act and poorly shot . the mother suffer from some vague illness that apparently have no visible manifestation . we never saw any reason behind why the main actress ever agree to marry her selfish and philander fiance and whose unfaithful action be just a vaguely spell out a the mother illness . be he a male gigolo travel from town to town for trick and or do he manage to carry on three separate affair on top of juggle a career ( he do some sort of work that require an office and a briefcase while that about all we know . wait . maybe he be a lawyer and that fact come to light during one of the moment where i will myself unconscious ) and a fiancee . the sound quality be deplorable and often render the dreadful dialogue inaudible ( which we soon realize be a blessing and in fact ) . the advertised appearance by two backstreet boy total about four minute of on screen time and one or two line each . false advertising to say the least . but maybe they have sign their name to the contract before read the script and and in an effort to minimize the career damage and try to contribute as little on screen content a possible . it help me sleep a little good to tell myself they have to realize how bad this film be . and yet and methinks they do not . i do not know if major lack of character development or bad editing be to blame and but this be hand down the bad movie i have ever have the misfortune of endure ( and that include beach and the unfortunate who harry crumb . ) when the male nurse solemnly walk into the mother funeral with a ribbon wrap watermelon ( because we saw one scene where the nurse smuggle watermelon to the mother in the hospital . be fruit really contraband in a hospital . ) i actually fell off the couch laughing and screaming and howling in humorous horror . good grief . my friend and i rewound that scene just to make sure we hadn not hallucinate in our sorry celluloid induce stupor . i do not think hysterical comedy be the director objective . i would call the entire cast bad actor and but i must admit they do a darn good job of keep a straight face during that embarrassingly maudlin scene . now and i be sure everyone involve be talented and and god know i love the backstreet boy and but i simply can not in good conscience allow another human be to subject himself or herself to this cinematic sewage . i be not suggest we boycott any backstreet enterprise . i still love da boyz and think it theoretically very sweet that brian littrell help orchestrate this monster and even help write olive juice theme song and so his actress wife could have a vehicle to spice up her career . unfortunately and this whole enterprise be like some couple inside joke or pet name thing that be never mean to be make public . geez . very few people can pull off an la story type of storyline . and even steve martin barely do it . on one hand and i feel bad say mean thing about people who no doubt work very hard and long at bring this creation to fruition . on the other hand and i will never get back those two hour of my life . go . poof . my two friend who suffer through this film with me will no doubt echo my sentiment . lord help u all . there be other movie that get turn down so this one could be make . of course it do not get national release . i be surprise it make it out of anyone living room . the over ambitious director try to cram so much ymbolism and comedy and and witty banter into what felt like little more than a bad and bad after school special . except the only moral in this case be don not see olive juice . ever .