swamp zombie start a a fbi inspection of his hospital force misguide scientist dr. phillips ( shannon solo ) to call in his shady contact to quickly dispose of his unethical experiment into the re animation of the dead . unfortunately they dump the cadaver into the near swamp ( look like a lake to me ) and think the job be do and however these corps be inject with phillips re animation serum and and surprise surprise and come back to life a rot flesh eating zombie . a student field expedition will provide plenty of fresh meat and can the local kick boxing ranger jack ( writer and producer and director and coward len kabasinski hide from embarrassment under the pseudonym of leon south ) save the day and can dr. phillips bizarre experiment be stop . star and write and produce and direct by the aforementioned len kabasinski there be film which be so bad it untrue and then there the celluloid abomination that be swamp zombie . this be quite possibly the bad film i have see since the last bad film i saw and seriously though swamp zombie have make it into my prestigious bad ever film list and boy have i see some stinker in my time and to gain a place on this list a film have to have certain quality and a certain type of badness and it have to be a so mind numbingly bad film a to make me want to me poke my eye out and swamp zombie have those unique and hard to achieve quality . for a start the character be awful and to call them one dimensional and bland would be too kind and the dialogue be terrible a for some reason these people can not seem to string a proper sentence together and it an absolute bore to sit through with a predictable and clichéd plot although i use the term plot very loosely and all the zombie attack be virtually the same and end up with the human character have a karate fight with them and however on the plus side swamp zombie might just be the best horror or zombie or martial art film ever make and not that i can think of any others mind you . then there the fact that swamp zombie last for more than two hour . jesus christ almighty and how the hell do i make it through two hour of this cinematic turd . i could go on all day about how bad this be but that would be silly so i will just say i hate swamp zombie and i hate every single aspect of it and it as simple and straight forward a that . this be one of the bad directed film i have ever see and there virtually no direction at all . no one put any effort into anything and they just sort of either stand there or jog depend on the scene and the scene when the old man be first attack by the zombie and run through the wood wave his arm in the air let out a little wailing noise be hilarious and the bit when a fat redneck guy come face to face with a zombie and he say oh my god like he be ask someone to change the channel on the tv . there also another fight scene set atop a car park where it start out during the day and after a few punch have be throw it pitch black . there absolutely no scare and there no tension or atmosphere and most of it be shot during the day with lame scene of people practise kick boxing on the zombie . there no real gore either and there the usual blood splatter but no proper graphic gore effect and the zombie themselves look awful . with an ultra low $ 12 and 000 budget it show and i do not wish to be unkind but swamp zombie be nothing more than a glorified home film and have the production value to match . this be just terrible in every respect include the acting which be awful . swamp zombie be possibly the bad film i have ever see and i be sure no one set out to make a bad film but when it this bad and we have to spend our hard earn money and time watch it it difficult to cut it any slack or have any sympathy for the filmmaker . i hat it and plain and simple .