it hard not to like pirate of treasure island . you know youre onto a winner when the same location ( in this case and the treasure island of the title ) be describe on separate occasion a be and hide in the bowel of satan and the devil playground . not only do it create a kind of glib and cartoon element to the proceeding and but really make you wonder what ol beelzelbub get up to these day . other verbal highlight include beware the one egg ( or something ) and all the powder in the world ( not in reference to cocaine ) and and pretty much every deathbed speech of the last ten minute and a if be shoot be now some open licence to soliloquise . the plot be the standard affair from the perspective of a bored and insipid landlord apparently keen to throw of the shackle of the easy go beverage industry ( complete with large breast oblige barmaid ) to don a bandana and shout argh at the rain and in a predominantly ship base adventure that often serve a a mere backdrop for grown men to compete in a amost audacious headwear competition and talk in embarrass accent and again shout argh at the rain . fortunately and the large breast oblige barmaid tag along to produce one of several dramatic youre a woman . revelation which and by the climax and see our young hero lead a quartet of inappropriately attired floozy in a battle against the male oppressor sorry and i mean pirate in what can at best be describe a an abstract and watery pimp off . allegiences in this film may initially seem hazy and but allow me to elucidate represent if a character have tit and they side with the protagonist . if they have a wig and they get shoot . if they have a muddy face and then theyre evil and must be stab by the people with tit . easy . i will close with some drinking game suggestion . 1 finger when youre unconvinced by a cgi insect and 2 finger when someone inexplicably get shot and and 3 when the camera deliberately reposition for the best angle of our lead lady bosom . if no one yet know she a lady and down it .