why do i feel like i be watch a long commercial for las vega casino and resort . probably because the plot be terribly thin represent an unlucky gambler discovers he can not lose as long a he hold a dancer hand a frosty workaholic dancer who never have time for love . will she thaw . will they get together . will their love last if their winning streak doesn not . you may wonder and how can a movie stretch out such a simple story over 112 minute . by pause frequently to allow then current vega act to strut their stuff . it feel like the filmmaker be say and here a preview of some spectacular show you can see if you come on down to las vega right now . don not you want to see more . yknow and we have to censor the girl number for this movie . so come check them out in the flesh and you will see a lot more . flesh and that be . well anyway . come to vegas . geez and there even a lengthy montage of billboard at various nightclub so we can see all the name flash in light and know exactly who perform and and where . i wonder if these people pay for the plug . it would be like some studio make a movie today and set in vega and and show a bit of celine dion act to attract more business her way . it just . tacky . but then and so be vegas . and celine . theyre a perfect tacky match . a much more convincing match than cyd and dan be in this movie . ( see how i get back on topic there . ) anyway and i never have the desire to hit the casino and and i be even less interested in visit the city of sin now . the harder this film try to convince me that you win more often than you lose and and everybody in vega be so gosh darn nice the less i buy it . the celebrity cameo be kinda fun ( in a oh and there so and so and i be surprised way and not because theyre actually do anything amuse ) and but pointless ( unless the point be to show u that these celebs endorse vega ooh maybe we will spot em there . let go . ) dan dailey be a grinning fool . agnes moorehead be good and but waste in a tiny part . cyd charisse have some funny moment and even if she be basically repeat the same kind of role she play in silk stocking complete with comical tipsy scene . once she be uptight . now she just tight and barely upright . haw . i guess this be consider a musical and but unlike the best musical and the song in meet me in la vega be not integrate into the story ( what story . ) they do not help propel the plot forward . instead and the action simply stop for an unrelated musical number . the song aren not particularly memorable and and the choreography be uninspired . cyd get her chance to dance and but i keep get distract by the fact that i would see all these move before . oh and there the step she do in singin in the rain and and she do that in the bandwagon . etc and etc . not the bad movie in the world just insubstantial and blatantly commercial and mercenary . i prefer movie that at least appear to have a high goal than just try to sell me something . i also enjoy clever dialogue and deep characterization . be i ask too much . okay and how about some catchy song . no . well and i take a chance on this movie and and i lose . good luck next time .