the story of a jewel thief who may or may not have retire and who be lure out of that retirement have be do before and do good by most other version of the tale . on paper this should have work and you have a good cast and a good director and a decent script ( in theory ) and enough money to do something special . the problem be that none of it come together and you end up with a very big mess . actually it like a beloved uncle who come to cheer you up after a horrible disfiguring car crash but all he manage to do be depress you even more . what be these people think . it awful and it terrible and and i never want to see it again . unfortunately i probably will and repeatedly on cable .