this contain many and many spoiler and not that it matter and since everything be so patently obvious oh my god and where do i start . well and here this be the first time i have ever come home from a movie and say i have to get on imdb and write a review of this now . it be my civic duty . such be the badness of this flick . begin digression but let me just state one thing before i start . i be not some harvard art major film noir weenie ( in fact and i go to the college at the other end of mass . ave in cambridge and the one where the actual smart people without rich daddy and trust fund go and which should put me squarely in the nerd who would obsessively love comic book film census group and and still i hat this film . ) . my view preference be for the highbrow cinematic oeuvre that include the die hards and bond flick and clerk and and the grail . i wish the titanic have never sink and not so much for the life lose and but so we wouldn not have be subject to that dung heap of a film . and the single and only reason i will watch a snooty french art film be if there be a young and frequently disrobe emmanuelle beart in it . i even give maximum overdrive one of it precious few 10 here on imdb and for god sake . so i be as shallow a they come and therefore i be not criticize this film because i be look for some standard of cinematic excellence it because elektra stink like a three week old dead goat . end digressionok and there so much badness here that i have to try to categorize it . here go representms . garner represent one of the compelling reason a male would want to see this flick be to see lot of hot jgar ( i have no idea why my wife want to ) . i think that between this and find nemo and the latter be the sexier film . you know the red outfit she advertise wear in every freaking ad you see . you see her in it twice once at the beginning and once at the end . bummer . in the rest and she basically look like what morrissey would look like if he be a female lot of pout and black clothes . which bring me to the incredible range of expression jgar show in her act range from pout all the way to pouting and cry . oh my god and you would think she be be force to date ben affleck or something horrible like that . um and wait . the bad guy or gal represent they show about the same range of expression and act ability that you would expect from a slightly overripe grapefruit . at least next to jgar performance and it doesn not stand out too badly . one guy role be to stand there and be huge and another be to stand there and have stuff come out of him and and the woman role be to stand there and breathe on and or or kiss people . they manage to pull these incredible feat off . the main bad guy have the most difficult role of all he have to simultaneously a ) appear angry and b ) appear asian . he do a fine job at this . i think there be a fifth bad guy or gal and but my brain be start to block part of this movie out in self defense . plot twist . this movie have about as many surprise a a speech at the democratic national convention . let just put it this way my wife and who have only be in the u. s. for half a year and speak only a small amount of english whisper this to me when the girl first appear in jg pad and and i swear to god i be not make this up represent she go to house to kill girl . and father too . and this be before the father have even appear on the screen . now my wife isn not stupid and but she isn not be court by mensa for her gift and either and and she have zero exposure to daredevil or the comic book genre . and she figure this out in . 00015 second with no prodding and no prior information . such be the blatant obviousness of this film . rarely before see stupidity . ok and so there this big dude in the film . he can take a chestful of shotgun blast and brush off the shot like it lint and and he can take a vicious electra stab to the chest and just bend the metal ( or melt it or something more defense kick in and thank god ) . but jg jump on his head and and he explode . an achilles noggin . ok. such be the mind numb stupidity of this film . ack . i be start to feel a cerebral hemorrhage come on and so i have to stop . but you have be warn . if you have to intentionally slash your own tire to prevent yourself from go to see this movie and do it . and if armageddon be go to come and please let it be > before < this come out on dvd .