stop me if you have already hear this one before represent six extremely annoy and unappealing college kid sassy blonde rachel ( catherine wreford ) and obnoxious and insensitive and and spineless musclehead mark ( a supremely terrible and insufferable performance by alan ritchson ) and sexy libidinous lesbian atlanta ( cute blonde ashley hawkins ) and liz ( foxy brunette tiffany kristensen and who at least bares her breast prior to get bump off first ) and bumble nice guy adam ( decently play by tom nagel ) and and token black sophie ( myiea coy ) on a cross country road trip run afoul of a vicious family of deadly and demented hick after they get a flat tire in the middle of some nowheresville stick . gee and isn not that a remarkably fresh and inspired premise for a fright flick . of course not and man . director edward gorsuch and work from a pitifully trite and by the number cookie cutter script by michael hurst and manages to maintain a fairly brisk pace and deliver a handy help of nasty gore and but crucially fail to create any suspense or spooky atmosphere . bad yet and the main protagonist be so uniformly cardboard and irritating and and underdevelop that one simply doesn not care whether they live or die . april lang a derange hag ms. mayhew and bill jacobson a hulking disfigure brute franklyn mayhew and and annie mackay a tongueless daughter angel be reasonably creepy and but they still aren not anywhere near a scary and disturb a the cannibal clan in the texas chainsaw massacre ( a horror classic that this crud shamelessly copy to the grate ninth degree ) . dennis smith generic shiveryn huddery score and the headache induce blare alternative soundtrack and the variable acting from an attractive and but charmless and unlikable cast and and one of those always unwelcome groan worthy it ain not over yet . ( non ) endings all add further abject insult to already appalling injury . hank baumert and jr. slick cinematography make this schlock look much well than it deserve . a real dud .