ok and i know just about everyone claim that the most recent bad film they have see be the bad movie ever make . well and it be a while since the 1995 release of wally white ode to self absorption lie down with dog and and the film still rank a the bad gay movie devote to celluloid and and an atrocity on all level . here 10 reason why the film make more sucking noise than a hoover upright represent 1. our protagonist ( and i use that term very loosely ) wax unpoetically at the beginning of the film about how sucky new york city be and so he pack up and move and haphazardly and to provincetown and ma for the summer . once there and he do nothing but berate the place for not be new york . go figure . 2. the film be obviously shot during p town off season while the summer resort look more like an old west ghost town . 3. be suppose to feel a sense of connection and brotherhood with tommy and the lead character . yeh and right . it probably unintentional and but white alter ego be a whining and self obsess doink who be about half as attractive a he think he be . i be suppose to root for this guy to fall in love . i find myself root for this guy to be hit by a bus . 4. the film be extremely offensive to minority . white try to be funny and but instead manages to insult everyone from recover alcoholic to men over 40 to jamaican . even the latino pretty boy be ( gasp . ) lazy . one of a bazillion stereotype perpetuate by this wreck of film . 5. white summer vacation be bore . i have more exciting stint at summer camp a a kid . 6. the writing of this film be amateurish through and through . what mean to be funny be just obnoxious and and what mean to be touch be cloy . the character be flat and the plot be nil and there no dramatic rise to what little story exists . 7. the director make the assumption that all gay men aspire to be pump up pretty boy airhead and dance in their speedos . no and thanks and i be drive . 8. cinematically and the film be poorly construct . the editing be bad and the camerawork be bland . the movie look like someone grab a camera for the first time and thought and wow and i will make a movie . 9. do i mention that the lead character be self absorbed and obnoxious . 10. the bad offender of all represent the utter horror of the square state theory scene . this little gem see tommy a he unfold his hypothesis that you can tell a guy from a square shape state by his tacky wardrobe and lack of dance expertise or general ugliness . to make matter bad and he actually point out several of these hapless loser out while pontificate from on high in a crowded dance club . can you tell how offended i be by this movie . a a guy from a relatively square state and i have news for wally white . first and you might be part of a minority and but this kind well than thou behavior isn not far off from what fuel such lovely historical era such a nazi germany . secondly and those square state guy be people . they may know how to point and laugh and too and but thing like self contentment and decency usually stand in their way . me and i guess i be not so decent and so i have no shame or reservation when i tell you represent your film be mean spirited and just plain bad .