there be bad movie and then there be truly bad movie . then there be a low level of cinematic excrement to which cold fish belongs . this pitiful excuse of a film be primarily let down by the actor . the lead play by jon paul gate ( no i have never hear of him either . ) have the charisma and screen presence of a house brick . his dismal wooden acting be not the only thing to make you squirm in this film wait till you have to endure the baddie . two more name we have never hear of ( i can not imagine why ) conrad asquith and nadia straham play a couple of performance artist who like to shock their audience by show footage of execution . this in turn give the director of cold fish the excuse to show u the self same footage . this be cheap and exploitative . i do not think it the place of popular cinema to use real newsreel footage of execution to titillate the audience . but back to nadia straham and who obviously base her performance on the rocky horror show a she clearly be from transylvania and if her accent be anything to go by . this be for british audience only but if i tell you that this film also star christopher biggin and he give an almost academy award win performance compare to the lead in this film then i think you will start to comprehend that this be a complete waste of 91 minute of your life . there be a reviewer on this page who have give 3 glow review of this film . i can only imagine that he have invest in the film or be relate to one of the actor . british cinema be capable of outstanding work sadly this sorry fare make the uk a laughing stock .