the reason i rent this video be because the cover seem scary enough to me and a hideous woman and who somehow remind me of lordi keyboard player and awakes from the ice and go on a rampage . the movie start out nice though and since me and my friend have a little gag go around that there be three thing that a good movie need represent a helicopter and breast and a midget ( preferably one that get kick away and or kick himself in the head ) . the first scene of the movie contain a helicopter and the second one contain jennifer hill in a wet t shirt and and the fourth scene contain jennifer put it all out . heck and i be honestly think this could be a good movie and and be the edge of my seat await the midget . after this and thing go bad quickly . the ice queen look pretty ugly and i will give you that and but the horrible nonsense that she be put me off from the beginning . we be be tell that she be a homo erectus and which still seem plausible . now and it could be because i be a high school teacher of history and and i might be more critical about historical incorrectness than others and but i do believe more people will hear their skin crawl when they claim the homo erectus ( which only live in africa by the way ) have a body temperature of 30° . i do not know if that celsius or fahrenheit and but anyhow and it would mean that our ancestor have ice for blood . one could overlook that silly comment of the professor and but then he tell me that the homo erectus have the unseen power of be able to slash open it opponent and and freeze them from the inside out . when i hear this and i nearly fell from my chair and the idiocy and unrealism really be go over the top in this movie . why do the ice queen need this type of power . she could just slash her opponent with her huge claw and and still be scary . see how i be a history teacher and i have have my fair share of 13 year old boy laugh about the name homo erectus like beavis and butthead and but those little pervs at least have a good idea of what the homo erectus be than the maker of this movie . if this be all the silliness in the movie and one wouldn not mind so much and but the madness go on . not only do our ancestor have freeze power and for some reason they have heat vision and which can be compare to the way the predator look at this world . at a certain point in the movie and she see main character johnny ( harmon walsh ) standing and and somehow his body turn cold than the wall and which seem to be on fire right now . this make our ice queen fall in love with him and and i can tell you that this be the point of the movie and where you just stop try to see it a a horror movie and and just accept the rest of the movie will be a comedy . see the vicious ice queen bite on her 5 inch nail or claw a if she be a porn diva act out a naughty 16 year old school girl just have to make you break out in laughter . now and on to the character of the ice queen and the only character that be not flat out cheesy and dumb or annoying . some say they dislike the scream she make and i like that aspect of her . you could see she still be a beast and somehow it give me the feeling she be afraid . that one of the only good thing do in this movie and somehow and you feel bad for the ice queen . she not pure evil and she just a creature put into an unfamiliar environment that be panic stricken and kinda the same thing a cloverfield probably be . spoiler end of the movie now and i have to tell you about the end of the movie too . i be only finish the movie since i want to see if the end be as ridiculous a the rest and and boy it be . never have i see such a stupid end in a horror movie and and remember and freddy kreuger be kill initially because somebody do not believe in him and while he be stand right in front of her . now and the ice queen seem almost get lucky with johnny and but then he pull her into the hot tub and she melt and and turn into a cheap plastic eyeball . really and in this day and age and you should be able to make something good than that final prosthetic . when jennifer hill rack isn not the most obvious fake prosthetic in your movie and something be plain wrong . all in all and this movie be one of the most horrible horror movie ever make and but i give it three star and because the last 20 30 minute be just so plain ridiculous that they make me laugh and and that mean the movie entertain me and although not intentional .