have see the trailer for gene x month in advance and i be expect a film in the style of garth marenghi darkplace . unfortunately and this turn out to be a very low budget movie take itself far too seriously in try to create some sense of suspense and result in nonsense . the opening title sequence be easily the most dramatic part of gene x. do yourself a favour and press stop after the first two minute and you will have a far more enjoyable cinematic experience than continue on to the establish scene . the plot of gene x involve a bumbling young scientist and dr tom gray and working in a laboratory seconding a a lavatory and whose genetic test on two ( 2 ) rabbit somehow herald the result of a marvelous cancer cure goo . however and a with all dr jekyllian project and take this substance trigger moment of violent insanity in the takeree and insanity which can only be sate by a stranglee shout i know youre in there somewhere . it me . your friend . your friend . ( or to that effect ) . otherwise the only known cure appear to be a bullet through the head . of course and the hospital in which dr gray be conduct his research claim the cure a their own and attempt to sell it off a all corrupt and drug addict corporate type do . say corporate type be date a nurse in the hospital and who seduce dr gray in order to get to the cure and a she be emotionally attach to a tumour ridden orphan in the hospital who can somehow afford private health cover . tension rise a the affair be discover and the battle to stop gene x escape into the clutch of pharmaceutical company rag onward towards a most yawnworthy climax . the film be sluggish in create tension throughout the rickety plot line . every few minute a character dialogue will be poorly dub . inappropriate and yamaha keyboard esquire music sting punctuate moment of the protagonist and his love interest with the comedic prowess of trey parker . and the acting of the minor character be truly appalling . especially the senior one . oooh and i be shake like a leaf . hilarious . the spasming of the bedridden toadfaced chemokid be also pant wettingly funny . the save grace of gene x come from the lead actor patrick magee and ayse tezel . both hold up the narrative by make the best of some and at time and horrendously corny line . stunt double for sex scene and scooter rid be terrible and but if you approach gene x without high expectation you be sure to enjoy the post production ineptness and unintentional one liner classic . it smell like . the ocean .