this be by far the lame hollywood film there could ever be . this film be such crap that it come out to be funny . cheap special effect and phoney love scene and and a fat monk . need i say more . why would a company put up money for something like this be beyond me . why not make a low grade horror film or porn . at least more people would see it . i know for a fact that in 20 year this film will have a cult follow due to it great crapiness . there be people who love ed wood film and and there be people who love bad film and and this be by far the bad of all time bar none . i need one more line in order to submit this mess . today be monday and april 5th . spring break rule all men and woman .