dig the crazy once in a lifetime cast populating this obnoxious late 80 supernatural teen horror opus represent allen garfield ( the conversation and busting ) and elliot gould ( mash and bust ) and richard shaft roundtree and michael j. pollard ( dirty little billy and star trek ) and shannon tweed and henry gibson and and 90 porn sensation teri wiegel . to hell with the movie . the casting work alone make watch this crap almost worthwhile . which be a lousy of a teen horror movie a they come and though i have to admit it do have a couple of interesting thing to offer . allen garfield play a history teacher at a high school for 20 year old who just happen to be a practicing satanist . with the help of his apparently retard brother michael j. pollard and garfield have be lead a double life murder hooker for satan when he isn not give his pretty boy student a hard time for be late to class . the pretty boy be play by derek rydall who fellow aficionado of 80 teen horror will recognize ( or and not ) a the freak at the center of erics revenge represent phantom of the mall and which also have a somewhat bizarre and once in a blue moon cast ( paulie shore and morgan fairchild and brinke stevens and and ken dawn of the dead foree ) . rydell be a stunt performer turn would be lead hunk and now a writer ( the power ranger ) which be helpful because he get to do all of his own stuntwork and though i be not sure if allen garfield be that spry . back to the movie and rydell pretty boy hunk billy be bless with a hot mom and a hot gal pal best friend and and a new hot blond neighbor who be apparently a hooker turn trick right in her own home . she also doesn not mind if young billy watch her at work through her window and give him can of beer and flash her cleavage at him whenever she get a chance . what a place . in fact everybody in this movie be either gorgeous and well dress and comfortably rich or all of the above . even elliot gould a the burnt out wash up cop who use to be billy dad partner back when he be on the force . his place have japanese wicker furniture and a polished hardwood floor and yet he still mop around in a funny hat just like in bust look all burn out and wash up and which elliot gould be of course very good at . where be i. oh yes and the neighbor find herself be murder for a satanic ritual while billy watch and he decide to climb up onto her roof to get some picture to well remember the moment by and and realize his history teacher be really a disciple of lucifer . the film then become a nobody believe me . game where billy try to convince shaft that his history teacher murder the hot blond next door . you would think someone might listen to the kid he even have picture and mind you but no and he and his spunky cute girlfriend have to play nancy drew and the hardy boy to try and get evidence nail the guy and end up be chase by michael j. pollard in d day deathmobile from animal house . their solution to get away . throw a watermelon through the front windshield and which isn not as surprising a the realization that people grow watermelon in los angeles in random urban lot . meanwhile ( there be a lot of meanwhile in this movie ) michael j. pollard also have porn starlet teri wiegel chain up down in their basement and and she get to display her naked breast for the camera before be slaughter a a ritual prize for satan . yet amazingly this be do in a manner that be surprisingly un sleazy and which be about the only thing i would fault the movie for represent it not sleazy enough and and ultimately too stupid to actually take seriously . and yet it have a certain something represent allen garfield be one of cinema great overlook villain actor and his crazed bugging expert give me nightmare after see the conversation for about the hundredth time and and what funny be that the movie actually have no problem with his high school teacher be a satanic pervert . it just like belong to the rotary club or something and and the weird part be that nobody seem to care even when it should be pretty obvious that the guy have some major judgment issue a he play bizarre and legally problematic head game with his student . while wear a pink tie . right . you would think somebody would have say something to the school board about him and but there a sort of white bread suburbanite conspiracy go on in the movie fictional community where everybody do their best to fit in and not rock the boat and and just shrug it off a one of those thing . which be what might work best about the film represent any community that have hooker wander the street and satanist butcher them and hot blond move in next door who do not mind be ogle by their horny neighbor can not be all that boring of a place to live and i guess . 4/10 .