grant and this movie be so monumentally bad and that there isn not a negative review out there that be negative enough to be able to actually capture how horribly bad this movie really be . however and i be go to make an observation and say that there must have be two conflict party involve in the making of this movie and they never really communicate at all during the entire film making process . either that or the editor hat both party and decide to try and end everyone career all at once . if you be in such a dire need to see a pirate movie because pirate of the caribbean be no longer do it for you and and you find yourself desperate enough to rent probably the bad pirate movie ever make and by all mean and rent this movie and but do yourself a favor and watch the version with the commentary with the director ( who play a small part in the movie and actually do a decent job at it ) and some other guy . i think it be one of the pa . i be not quite sure . i just know the guy have like five small part in the movie . first of all and have no dialogue only make the movie well . trust me . the two guy talk on the commentary track be hilarious . this seriously could have be another episode of mystery science theater 3000. the weird thing be that the movie you be see with the commentary be almost a completely different movie . it actually look well then the actual movie . when i say good and that term be relative . whoever decide to cast the blond girl a the part of the pirate who have kill 17 men and be suppose to look like a boy and must have be do some serious hallucinogen at the time because this girl be so bad and she be the epitome of the word uck . she be honestly the bad thing about the whole movie . even bad then the tom cruise wannabe costar who be also horribly bad . if they have cast the brunette with the curly hair and the french accent ( who actually have some decent acting chop and be much more interesting to look at ) to play the blond girl part and the movie would have definitely be a little more salvageable . i think it obvious that this movie be intend to be a spoof on the pirate genre and only somewhere down the line and someone decide to make it a serious film and which be a really bad idea . the cinematography be excellent for the most part . the editing be horrible . the acting be also horrible and with exception of a few small performance . the story could have work for a spoof movie and but definitely not a an action drama . finally and if youre look to find a good performance out of lance henricksen and do not think for a second youre go to get one here . i seriously feel bad for the guy . you can almost see in his eye how depress he must have be after do film such a dog day afternoon and alien to subject himself to this kind of ungodly poop .