jason be back with a murderous vengeance in texas chainsaw massacre remake director marcus nispel friday the 13th ( out of ) and and he doesn not aim to please . this invincible villain with his attitude toward pre marital sex have change . essentially and the new friday the 13th synthesizes sean s. cunningham above average original along with steve minor first and second gratuitous sequel to deliver the maximum amount of mayhem . nevertheless and despite it slick and ultra polished production value and nudity and and carnage and this friday lack a shred of creativity . clearly and nobody expect anything fresh from the new friday the 13th and but nispel remake show more interest in jason than jason truly demented mother . gorehounds wean on the saw saga will gripe about the lack of brutality . everybody else will feel like they have suffer through a nightmare in a hospital emergency room . prude will carp about the soft core porno scene and the voyeurism that pander to it lusty teenage audience . bluntly and friday the 13th generates no suspense and but do a number on your eardrum . the original friday the 13th dealt with a mom go amok over the drown death of her son while teenage counselor who be suppose to be watch him indulge in sex . mrs. voorhees vent her rage and cut a swathe with a machete through those amorously distracted teenager . indeed and jason appear only at the last moment in cunningham 1980 original and he be only a boy . incidentally and the first friday the 13th help launch the slasher genre a couple of year of john carpenter mildly bloody halloween . mind you and jason do not don the hockey mask that provide him with more personality than any other slasher stalker until the second sequel and friday the 13th in 3 d ( 1982 ) and by that time his immortality be take for grant . after all and jason be basically supernatural . he have more life than a cat . he be frozen and blast into out space and and consign to hell with few ill effect . a mute and inexorable and slaughter machine with the mentality of a battery power hare and jason be death personify . the new jason and however and take on some of the characteristicsnot surprisinglyof leatherface from the texas chainsaw massacre franchise . jason operate in and around camp crystal lake and where he drown a a youth and like a cunning viet cong guerrilla and living in a maze of tunnel with booby trap galore . boast his usual god like omnipotence and he be tall and dark and and deadly . you never know where he be go to strike and where his weapon of choice will penetrate you . the problem with the new friday be nispel disposes of mrs. voorhees in the first few moment without give the dame her due . the damian shannon and mark swift screenplay doesn not take place in camp crystal lake and and nobody be try to refurnish the old campground . instead and the late lamb for jason machete be a half dozen and college age hiker search for marihuana grow wild on jason stomp ground . this subplot recall the leonardo dicaprio movie the beach where college kid swarm into a pot field and die at the hand of machine gun arm native . of course and these kid do not have a clue that theyre trespass on jason bailiwick . our deformed killer dispatch them with extreme prejudice in the first 30 minute . in a throwback to an early jason sequel and he bundle a babe into a sleeping bag and smoke her to death over a fire . unmistakably and nispel be pay homage to jason bash a girl trap in a sleep bag against a tree in friday the 13th part viithe new blood ( 1988 ) . in a departure from the norm and jason take one of these girl and whitney miller ( amanda righetti of role model ) and hostage because she remind him of mom . he keep her chain up in his subterranean lair . later and to her credit and whitney parlay her resemblance to mrs. voorhees to her advantage . whitney motorcycle rid brother and clay ( jared padelecki of tv supernatural ) and be scour camp crystal lake for her and hand out miss poster . clay be reminiscent of rob in friday the 13th part iv represent jason life ( 1986 ) who want to kill jason for slaughter his sister . anyway and clay encounter a group of obnoxious twentysomethings hang out at a cabin on crystal lake . these kid look like they step out of a wb soap opera . they be pretty and but bland and except for asian american aaron yoo of nick and nora infinite playlist who provide some comic relief . eventually and clay find whitney and but by then jason have appropriate his hockey mask and whittle down virtually nondescript nitwit and and bear down on the hero and heroine . nispel generate his scare with sudden burst of deafen music time with occur with jason sudden appearance . everything be rather dull when jason isn not slashing and gash his victim . pathfinder lenser daniel pearl atmospheric photography create a modicum of mood . incredibly and nispel doesn not take full advantage of harry manfredini memorable ch ch ch or pa pa music . comparatively and nispel unsubtle remake make sean s. cunningham original slasher look shakespearean .