simon sez be one of the dumb movie i have ever see . it another one of those monstrosity that you have to force yourself to watch only so you can brag to your friend about how you be able to watch the whole thing and and to see their shocked expression after you say that . other than that and there be no reason to force yourself through the consistent ineptness of this poor excuse for an action adventure . first off . it star dennis rodman . that alone should be enough to turn most people away and but because i be mr. open to all movie and i put in the video and watch it anyway . since my brain have an automate trash filter and defragger ( i still run on ntfs ) and i only remember small piece of the film . one scene that stand out and and shout to me like an old woman with a bad hip and be the scene where master martial artist xin xin xiong and some woman ( i forget her name ) be engage in a tightly choreograph fight . but because rodman be the star and do not want to be upstage up by his co star and a way have to be find to bring him into this action . but rodman can not fight . so their solution be to just have rodman stomp into the scene like frankenstein and claw and pounce and and push his way through the fight . and this do not just happen once . it happen many time . before i start curse i will just end my review here . don not see this movie . spare yourself the pain .