oh yes european culture and the eurovision song contest which be like adolph hitler and racial harmony appear in the same sentence . actually this year contest be far bad than usual because the tune seem confused . croatia song start off with some bagpipe music while the entry from greece and the united kingdom sound more turkish than the entry by the turk . oh and the greek do a bit of riverdancing which probably be a cynical attempt to fool the voter into think they be watch ireland who often win but for some reason do not qualify for the final this year okay let be truthful and say i be hop the best look female contestant be go to win . i guess i shouldn not be too disappointed since the greek contestant have the best leg and she win while romania have the best cleavage and she come third with the israeli motek also do very well . unfortunately there be a miscarriage of justice with some ugly fat bird from malta get the runner up spot which add fuel to the rumour that it only middle age homosexual who vote in this contest . a for the music it be instantly forgettable . norway do deserve some credit since they contribute an act that seem very similar to a tribute band for brit glam rockers the darkness and denmark entry could easily have pass a a respectable pop idol contender . talk of pop idol britain be represent by javine a former contestant of one of the reality pop show but her performance on the night be very very poor and she end up near the bottom of the final vote a for the vote itself this what get my goat . country continue to vote for their neighbour regardless of the merit of the song themselves . greece and cyprus give each other twelve point while the balkan and baltic and scandinavian country scratch each others back . it totally ridiculous a be the fact that while only 24 country take part a total of 39 country vote . in fact i think the majority of the running time be take up with the vote rather than the singing . good job nobody take this competition seriously otherwise it would cause world war three .