i be sit at my computer in a daze . i have just finish watch a film call dracula dog . this be not the kind of film that you could watch and not discuss with someone and imdb reader and you be my shoulder to cry on for the next few minute . the plot go like this represent soldier in russia be blast with dynamite and accidentally uncover a tomb . this be no ordinary tomb and reader and it be a dracula tomb and although the foolish soldier who leave one of their own behind to guard the tomb all night do not realize this . surely they would have know what tragedy might befall this man have they realize it be a dracula tomb they have open ( although the tomb be clearly mark and and they see that among others and count igor dracula be lay to rest ( . ) here . ) but no matter . in no time at all and a diabolical dog be unleashed and as well a one veidt smith and a man that we later learn be a sort of non vampire represent apparently immortal and but without the craving for blood that mark your typical vampire and or the restriction to avoid sunlight under penalty of death . this alone raise an interesting concept . i mean and why would vampire continue to make other vampire and doom to live in darkness and drink blood and when the veidt smith of the world get to roam around carefree and get to live forever . seem like a bum deal to me . but do not think about that . veidt and the dog and after dispatch the unlucky tomb guard and leave the crypt just a it conveniently collapse . see and they be servant of the dracula family and enslave by one of the clan many year ago . they need a new dracula to serve or they will die ( a detail that be obviously overlook by veidt in the fine print of his immortality contract ) . funny and instead of just pluck a stake from any number of skeleton in the tomb ( which this movie prove be a surefire way to revive a staked vampire ) and instead they decide to take the long way around and seek out the last living dracula descendant and plot to vampirize him so that they will have a new master to serve . why this man be not already a vampire anyway and be a dracula and all and be never make clear . the dog name be zoltan and and veidt can apparently communicate with him via telepathy ( he talk a lot without open his mouth and so either they be telepathic or veidt be also a talented ventriloquist ) . veidt cover be blow by two nosy official and major hessel and inspector branco . they and along with the superstitious local ( who still like to dress a if they be movie extra ) live with the everyday reality of vampire . after efficiently burn the body of the dracula clan from the collapsed tomb and they pinpoint veidt empty coffin and second guess his fiendish intention and but gad . do they have to discuss the exact address of michael drake and the last living dracula and while veidt be lurk in the shadow . veidt and zoltan and with branco close behind and be soon off to america and where michael drake be about to leave with his family for a nice camping trip . they have two german shepherd who have just have a cute little puppy ( the litter be apparently the small ever ) and and they cart the kid and the dog off to a part of the wilderness that be sufficiently isolate enough for just the right amount of threat to occur . veidt and zoltan follow them to their vacation spot and drive an understated black hearse no less and and they be just wait for the right moment for the canine cadaver zoltan to sink his over sized canine into michael neck . what follow be a number of vampire clichés with a canine twist . zoltan eye glow white almost all the time and except when they be uniformly black and that be . the insidious plot to undo michael and his family involve the rallying of several other formerly friendly dog who have be vampirized by zoltan ( the puppy rise from the grave sequence be not to be miss ) . drag into the plot be a hapless wanderer who stumble upon the dreaded hearse of veidt smith and and two amiable fisherman who be so laid back that they do not even feel threaten when their dog go ballistic and take off into the wood suddenly in the middle of the night . the plot contrivances come crash down like fall tree about every ten minute or so and with the character recite expository dialogue that assume we be too stupid to predict the plot ourselves ( we aren not ) . the film intent be to get branco and drake together in an even more isolated cabin ( no and nothing indecent be go on ) so that they can be threaten by the pack of vampire dog by moonlight ( a full moon that never shrink and even after about four night . ) . will michael give in to his bloodsucking family tradition . will veidt finally get the facelift he so desperately needs . will zoltan finally get that trip to petsmart he be dream about ( thank god theyre open 24 hour ) . dracula dog dare to ask these question and others that none of u ever think we would be face with .