christian bale and a harvard medical school graduate and be bore have sex his fiancée and kate beckinsale and also a medical school graduate work on another degree and in his mother and france mcdormand and glass and redwood mansion in the hollywood hill and which and instead of be vacate and be occupy by his record producer mother record a british rock band while have sex with the very much young lead singer . the malibu beach house be currently occupy by the mother current ex boyfriend . nude poolside party with joint the size of louisville slugger lead to threesome with beckinsale . bale fellow psychology resident and a slavic accent israeli with big eye and big hair and big breast and get around to speculate about perform oral sex on him . i sit watch the film know that it be 19 degree outside and a magazine editor have just inform me that my review of the pianist and which i write for them in november and wasn not go to be in the issue he just take to the printer and he doubt whether it would still be relevant for the next issue in may . i try to figure out what problem the film protagonist be deal with . in pre war italy there be all of these film which deal with the middle class and the minor nobility and their various mating problem which become notorious a white telephone film for the prominent use of the apparatus which few ordinary italian could even hope to use in plain black mufti no less possess . it be precisely these film which inspire the young generation of italian filmmaker to revolt against and create the neo realism revolution after the war . thus we have the present day equivalent of the white telephone film and a film which exist because the writer or director and lisa cholodenko and need to make film in order to be a filmmaker . other than that there be no real reason for this film to exist . this be a film which say nothing and be about nothing and do not do it with either charm and wit and or the slight amusement . i be always curious a to who think this a worthy enough enterprise to invest the time and money and energy in so empty a project . by the way and there be a scene in the film where christian bale catch kate beckensale in the lead singer bed wear a black lace thingee where she get to say that deathless line represent it not what it look like . we do not do anything surely the second most used line in film after let get outa here .