this be the big steam pile of offal i have see in a very long time and i have see my fair share of bad movie . there be zero chemistry between the two lead and and although i be a big fan of russell crowe and i could not for the life of me figure out what colin and midori and the main character and saw in each other . i suppose the filmmaker believe that a series of contrive dangerous situation would be enough to establish an attraction between the protagonist ( and i use this term loosely ) . well it isn not . i believe in their romance about as much a i believe midori faked orgasm . the movie meander and have no aim because the filmmaker have no idea what sort of story they want to tell . it a if they rewrite the script before each shoot day and and a magic 8 ball be consult to govern the tone of each scene . there be moment in this film that be perfectly set up for satire yet the scene be play straight and effectively dumbing down the movie . it a shame and really and since they have such a fine cast and crew to work with ( with the exception of the overzealous boom operator who seem to have a predilection for see his or her handiwork on celluloid ) . there be some interesting scenic work and but you can see the same sort of scenery in a good movie of the same genre and kiss or kill .