ben turner be the sexiest and kindest and gentle and most charming man i have ever meet . jade dunbar say this line numerous time in the middle of sapphire girl and and that be truly the only funny line in this film . we begin with say sapphire girl an all girl rock band consist of three kooky character chrystal ( elizarah ) the lead guitarist and jade ( jodie moore ) the bass player and and ruby ( mary carey yes and that mary carey ) the drummer . they be once a hot commodity and but now they have be relegate to menial job and ruby be now bang random guy in her van ( a we see at the beginning of the film ) . an enterprising producer and ben turner ( tony brale ) and have offer to let the girl use his studio to record their comeback album and so off they go to his house and where they get drunk and get naked by the pool and and participate in the usual hijinks . however and there a fiendish plot take place as well . ben turner be conspire with a scientist and dr. wuhrman ( dugan hayes and a longtime softcore regular ) to create a potion that will give a person the power to control the mind of others all it take be a switch and such a a snap of the finger or a magic word to turn it on . of course and ben plan to use it on the girl and and use their music to control the mind of everyone who buy their album and which he hop be many million of people . far fetched storyline aside and be really here for the sex and and if youre expect the best and look elsewhere . the sex scene be bogged down with a cheesy rock soundtrack and uninspiring performance . i would think that mary carey and be a veteran of many porno and would at least make her sex scene look very real but unfortunately theyre as bad a the others . jodie moore and an australian born hottie who also dabble in porn and have a couple of decent scene . there a guy who work a a gardener of some sort on the premise and but he actually a secret spy try to bring down ben operation . he ask the girl to help him a deputy spy . a bad storyline just get bad . let not go any far with that and it just get stupid later on . overall and this film be not tapeworthy and but if youre in the mood for a laugh and a fair amount of nudity and sapphire girl would not disappoint . it not stupidly funny like bikini airway be and but it will do in a pinch . woman represent a ( i will give this movie credit in one category the woman . mary carey and a bad an actress a she be and have an awesome body . it too bad it wasn not use to it full potential in this film . jodie moore be great look as well and and her australian accent be a big plus . nicole oring and play ben hot asian assistant and be great also . ) sex represent d plus ( low the volume on the stupid music and please . it detract from the sex go on . a couple of the scene be okay and but overall they be pretty by the number and uninspiring . ) story represent d ( i be be very generous by give this movie a d in this category . the plot be way out there to start with and but at least it do not end in a stupid fashion . the girl sing a lullaby to put everyone to sleep at the end be pretty funny . ) overall represent d ( since the woman grade and sex grade be of equal weight and they end up cancel each other out . if this be the best silhouette entertainment can come up with and they might as well close up the studio right now . it be funny in spurt and and the woman be nice look and but the sex look fake and it do not seem like the people involve be into it . on any give night and if this be the only softcore film on and by all mean watch it . but if you have get other choice and go there first . ) .