i wish to preface these comment by say that i do not usually like to criticise the effort of other director . that be say however and this be positively the bad film i have ever see in my life . i have have the misfortune of be witness to some absolute travesty of cinema in my time but this must be right up there with scorpio rise in my opinion a an example of the bad possible waste of time and money and effort and and attention i can ever claim to have be associate with . from the very moment the title begin and i be dubious . this be follow by a wave of disbelief and a hope that this be a spoof and then the fit of embarrassed laughter take over and i can honestly say that every film make mistake and cliche that i could think of at the time be be parade on screen before my very eyes . the acting be non existent and the lead actor be tragically mannered and wooden and and frighteningly bad . so bad that i could only imagine he be there for the fight sequence if you could call them that . they too be cliched and pointless and boring . i be not even go to comment on the other 1 dimensional joke of character that be throw in there . every possible stereotype and cliche you could imagine . as soon a you think that they be all use up and there would be one more you have forget about be thrust at you . the directing be woeful and the pace mind numbing and the writing abysmal . i have to wonder how the director manage to decipher the bar napkins the script must have come off through the obvious state he must have be in to bother to make such drivel . the financier mustn not have even read anything and and it be a insulting piece of garbage that quite frankly saddens me . to think that there be so many deserve film maker all around the world that struggle to even get the necessary equipment and film stock to make their picture and and here we see it squander on what any deranged monkey could see be a piece of rubbish . if i could give it minus star i would . but for comedy value and or for a lesson on what not to do and it can have it one star .