i get a scary story for you . there be this guy and and he have a girlfriend . one day they have nothing to do and and friday the 13th be play at the dollar theater . despite everything that his instinct tell him . he saw it . aaaah . okay and okay . i know that none of these film be suppose to be scary and just dumb but fun entertainment . and that what the original be . the original be very fun . but this . the only reason this get a 2 be because i love the new jason so much . he be fast and smart and and seriously more brutal . but everything else in the film be flat out so horrible and boring and not even remotely fun that it should be avoid at all cost . at . all . cost . i have come to realize that when michael bay say he be produce something and what he really mean be that he be projectile vomit it . god help the remake of a nightmare on elm street . there no way it can be as bad a this be . right .