what malarkey . if you find yourself face with the option of watch island of blood or kick a stool out from under yourself with a rope around your neck and go for the stool . a bunch of doofus who can not act in real life get together on an island to make a stupid film that be so atrociously fake act that it hurt to watch . stupid and stupid and stupid film . everyone start get bump off in mildly gory way that refer to the catchy punk song face to face which be always play when someone get knock off . here every kill in the film so you do not have to see it represent gal at the pool get blast in the head with a shotgun at close range and which decapitate her and cause her cranium to sink to the bottom of the pool while guy boil to death in the pool and then later on the cook make boil lobster for dinner and which cause everyone to leave the dinner table in disgust ( i take issue with this because it lobster . who the hell turn down lobster for crissakes . irregardless . ) while a chick of african persuasion take a shower and have a jug of battery acid toss on her cause a stupid melt scene while guy stab from underneath a bed while he have sex ( with a girl ) while uh and i can not think of the rest of the kill . here the end of the movie represent the antisocial punk member of the cast get trick into give a confession and get kill by the final girl . then the film producer be expose a the culprit and get shoot by the final girl . he be in it to make death movie for a pile of cash . there and now ya do not hafta see it . you can thank me later . watch the far superior rock music infuse crapfest blood track instead .