the organizing department behind the after dark horrorfest clearly do not base their movie choice on plot originality while otherwise lake dead never would have make the final selection . this be a remotely entertaining little effort and but quite possibly also the most clichéd horror movie i ever watch and it derivative of at least a dozen genre classic and include the texas chainsaw massacre ( original and remake ) and friday the 13th and psycho and the hill have eye ( original and remake as well ) . every prototypic twist you expect to happen in a backwoods horror slasher really do happen here and and at the exact moment you predict it too and and every stereotypical character you anticipate to make an appearance also really do make an appearance at one point or another . personally i have a high level of tolerance for the use of dreadful clichés and but if youre exclusively look for horror movie with innovating and daringly creative formula feel free to skip this one and because it feature absolutely nothing you haven not see a hundred time before . the plot primarily revolve on two attractive blond sister and brielle and kelly lake . their last name be either a lack of script inspiration or a truly lame pun and because they actually inherit a lake and complementary lakeside motel somewhere in the middle of hillbilly nowhere . the girl gather a group of horny friend and decide to go camp in the area they inherit . needless to say the testament be only a trick to lure the girl back to their family root and where theyre require to continue an uncannily bizarre family tradition . there a revival of backwoods or inbred redneck horror movie go on lately and but somehow these new film can not accomplish the raw and nihilistic atmosphere of their 70 colleague . lake dead try hard and but the film never evoke the slight fright and not even the explicit gore have a shocking impact . the bloody make up effect be nifty and but there too little variation in the character death and the film definitely also need a couple of authentically pervert gimmick . incestuous sub plot and maniacal old lady do not upset anyone anymore nowadays and so lake dead be actually rather soft by today standard . the film star an impressive number of sexy chick ( kelsey crane and tara gerard and malea richardson ) and but i sincerely doubt long and fruitful career be await any of them . oh and and now that our list of little complaint be quite long already and i do not think the titular lake actually qualify a a lake . it more like an over sized pond and if you ask me .