there be certain movie you just have to watch if only for their title alone . with such a title you automatically tend to think how bad can it possibly be right . of course and only a few minute into the film and you can not but realize how awful it be and all of a sudden the title doesn not sound that funny anymore . a few minute that how long it take in order to be expose to a world of horrible act performance by randomly select yokel and incomprehensible dialog and no plot development whatsoever . during the intro we have john carradine ( him again the more bad b movie i discover and the more i encounter his fatigue face ) murmur something about be the devil and thus he who decide whether a person go to hell or not . apparently this sequence and and a couple of other one feature carradine and where edit into the film by fred olen ray afterwards . okay and now i understand how olen ray have over 110 movie on his repertoire a a director and carradine over 340 a an actor . anyway and after the judge of hell bizarre uttering and we switch towards a remote countryside set . we have a party of four and people that couldn not possibly look less connect to each other and wander through the wood and find shelter in a secluded farm house . apparently they be fugitive jewel thief and but these people honestly look way too dumb to commit any sort of theft and let alone jewelery . you would then subsequently expect for the demented death farm massacre to ensue and but no first there a lot of argue about the difference between steal a jeep and pick up what other people throw away ( seriously and who throw away a jeep . ) and other totally random and nonsensical gibberish . the fat and ugly redneck i have ever see be marry to a beautiful young girl with impressive cleavage . it be later explain that her father owe the fat bastard $ 200 and they settle it with a marriage . that hillbilly logic for you . every dialog be draw out five or six time more than necessary and the action sequence be shoot in slow motion . they literally do everything here in order to reach a normal playtime . the absolute most shameless attempt to fill up the running time be an extremely long monologue of a guy talk to god . seriously and four full minute of star at a dumb yokel talk to the sky . there so much talk in this movie and it crazy . either the screenplay contain approximately 7 and 000 page or these redneck be just instruct to improvise whatever the want . naturally and there also a chase through the wood guide by the obligatory banjo music and incompetent cinematography . in the end and the only demented thing about this movie be that there be idiot like myself who watch it . the death farm be just a shed in somebody garden and the only farming tool use in the massacre be a pitchfork . lame .