there be a point where one see thing that one can not watch because it so hysterically funny one will die from laughter from continued view . there be a point where on realizes that those who have deem ed wood and his film the bad ever make never look hard enough . ( anyone who start down the road of bad movie be aware of this almost instantly but i digress ) there be time when you watch a movie you can feel your brain be cut up a it claw in desperation to get out of your head . occasionally people can actually release their home movie to theater and have people pay to see them . psyched by the 4d witch be a prime example of all of the above and more . you will pray it isn not true but it be . this be a movie that be rat r and it even say so in the credit and because of nudity and sex . i think it because the film maker be desperate to have a reason for people to see this movie . this be a movie about cindy who a virgin and through the use of sexual witchcraft and the help of a dead ancestor who be a witch be able to have sex and remain a virgin . oh yea baby . there be no dialog only voice over a cindy and two other people relate the story to you over footage that be a combination someones vacation film and the sort of stuff that be bad than what i use to shoot in 8 mm and with the exception that my stuff never have a naked blonde in it . ( she a babe ) add to it all be a whack out sense of odd light and bad halloween decoration that make a first grader haunt house seem scary . word fail me . the film open with a woman dance to the theme song in a style similar to the james bond film and only bad . it a moment that make you say wtf . even if you do not use profanity you will a you see this . after the opening credit we get film of someone trip to a college inter cut with a naked girl practice witchcraft . i know this be what she do because of the voice over . then we get weird light and mask and you end up on the floor convulse from laughter wonder how in the hell this ever get release . the something weird website say it from a rare 35mm print and my guess be it the only one in existence . i would hate to think that this be actually inflict on enough pay customer that they need more than one print or that it actually have a run in several theater ( hey and i buy this disc use ) this be a movie to be enshrine in infamy . this be bad film making a high art . this be get drunk and mst3k this sucker to death . ( the only reason it wasn not on the show be that it too easy to make fun of and besides it the movie that probably would have break the boy ) do not take drug while watch this film . consumption of mind alter drug will only result in the movie making sense and and where the fun in that . this be beyond bad and twice a jaw drop . ed wood could only aspire to be this awful . gay necrophilia vampirism with bad teeth be the word of the day . if you like to see bad . mind alter movie see this . if you want to laugh at a truly ( and i mean that ) awful film see this . this be below the bottom of the barrel at it bad .