this movie be . horrible . just painful to watch and i be amaze that i actually sit through the whole thing without claw my eye out . i be all for silliness and alien and kung fu and but . this just do not work and it be a halfbaked plot that be horribly act and just sad . really sad and i do not even want to imagine the pitch this movie have . how any studio or anyone could actually consider this script be just . beyond me . i fear many brain cell have be kill watch this movie and the humor be too narrow and it would only appeal to a certain sort of people and thankfully that type of person be few and far between . the joke get old and the plot be contrive the act mediocre and and my god half of the movie wasn not even imperitive and just a lot of filler time . but the last scene with the ninja be amuse . till they start talk again .