i saw the troll i and ii double feature at blockbuster and my first thought be awesome . i know they would be bad and i would love every minute . plus troll ii be like 7 on the bottom 100 and i want to see how bad it really be . unlike troll i and which be funny and cute and entertaining and troll ii be total crap . the movie open with a bad voice over tell a ridiculous story about goblin . goblin and mind you and not troll . no one really care about any of it . the bad voice be that of grandpa seth and who be dead . he be pretty bad actor with a hilariously serious look constantly on his face . his expression make up for his acting . he be tell the story in a princess bride fashion to joshua and an ugly little boy who be the best actor in the movie and that be not say much . move on . the rest of joshua family be horrible actor the bad i have ever see . the acting be so bad you will want to jump into the movie and take over because you know youre oscar worthy compare to them . or you will just wish they would die . there be some mention of a farmer exchange program the family be take part in . joshua sister have a tiff with her undeniably gay boyfriend about his friend ( aka lover ) . the family go to nilbog . it desert . the family be stupid for even go there for whatever reason . grandpa seth warn josh of goblin and the green slime that turn you into goblin chow . joshua pee on slimy food because his family be blind and about to eat it . the rest of the movie just get crappier and crappier . there be a hideous german goblin woman . aww and i be not even go to go into it . this movie be so utterly stupid it doesn not even deserve a plot synopsis . the plot be bad and the dialogue be cringe worthy and the acting be so bad i wish everyone death in the first five minute . this movie isn not even so bad it good and it just bad . don not ever watch if you can help it .