that be the question you will be ask while watch this . this monumental mess will succeed at confuse and boring and and annoy you and not in that order . the director make you think that hey and i be make a movie and i know that technique and see how good i be which tell you how bad it be . in the opening minute two scene be splice together campbell and her boyfriend on separate conversation and campbell while walk down the street . cinematic parallelism or contrast and anyone . the guy campbell be walk with be her bos to be and who be dismiss without afterthought . what be that scene for . dunno and who care . oh and something about her not want a mentor and sex and all that and it all tie together at the end and right . duh . you can close your eye and know when they be have sex scene by the classical music crescendo the score ram down your throat every time . which scene be about as erotic a watch pubic hair grow . in one and you be watch a curtain yes and folk and a curtain and something behind it and suppose to evoke prurient fantasy . instead the viewer be just wonder and why the hell be i watch this curtain . in every sex scene you will be ask some similar question . there be lot of conversation here and full of the follow quotable quote represent blahblahblahblahblahblah and i get girl and blahblahblahblahblah and where be the count and blahblahblahblahbblahblahblahblahblahblahblah blahblahblahblah . blah . there be only one interesting conversation here and between campbell and the count a he first attempt to proposition her . too bad it bury deep inside a labyrinth of the above mention witty dialogue . give it a pas and unless you watch it just to have fun trash it later . like what i be do now . keep me from regret a wasted part of my life .