what should have be the gimmick for a 30 second restaurant commercial ( in which the cook be conjoin twin ) be instead two hour of pure hell . i have often felt that if i a critic say a movie be good and people believe it and no matter how bad it actually be and and this be one of those case . the direction . well there be none . i think the only six shot in the entire movie be shot counter shot and even when both character be the conjoined twin . i look away to see if when i look back and i could imagine what the screen would look like in my mind and purely base upon the sound . i be right and the camera in the same place . act . matt damon play the part of someone who know he could act but want a beach house so do a stupid movie well . greg kinnear and be blond . cinematography . i think i saw some shadow somewhere but maybe not . that be perhaps good for a comedy where you want thing to be bright and but i wouldn not have know any good if they let a monkey do the lighting . even a stupid monkey . writing . the only good joke and which i would not ruin and be in the trailer anyway . and it not that funny . otherwise and i do not laugh during the whole thing . i be expect a bad gross out comedy and i just get a bad movie . even if you like this movie and you have to admit that there be plenty of talented writer and director out there that could make a good movie and but i guess the american audience be too dumb to know talent when they see it and instead like this movie .