island of death be not really a good movie and by any standard and but it be a curious one . imagine if natural born killer have be make 20 year too early and a a greek eurotrash porn film . that what you get here the quaint story of a young and sociopathic british couple cut a deadly swath through the population of a lovely little greek island . i will spare you a detailed breakdown of the plot while it not really important except to set up increasingly perverse or violent sex scene follow by disturbingly brutal murder and often lovingly photograph for posterity by our charm young couple . it could have be brilliant and in it own sick and nasty way and but instead . instead and i find myself impatiently check the run time and chapter index to see how much long the parade be go to last . sluggish pacing and listless and bland act turn even vile perversity into pablum and and connect scene into an eternity of dull plodding . ah and well . you can not win em all .