seven mummy start out on a lonely desert road where a police transport vehicle have crash and the five convict can not believe their luck and after kill one guard and take the other ( carina vincent ) hostage they set off across the inhospitable desert terrain towards the border . en route they find a gold medallion bury in the ground and an old indian guy ( danny trejo ) claim that there be a town nearby which be stuff with gold and they can use the medallion to find it and the escaped convict need no invitation and before long their at the town which look like something out of a john wayne western . they quickly discover that the local population be in fact vampire like zombie lead by drake ( billy drago ) . direct by nick quest who also have a role in the film a deputy carry i think seven mummy be yet another below average and nothing special and utterly forgettable and stupid low budget shot on digital horror film that steal most of it ideas from good film such a from dusk till dawn ( 1996 ) amongst others . to be honest i have have it with these poorly make and badly think out and cheap and rubbishy and boring film . i love the horror genre and i will watch anything associate with it but there come a point where you have to say enough be enough and right . there be only so much i can forgive and i mean the script by thadd turner be boring and make no sense and have poor character and weak dialogue and a crap end . the best thing i can say about seven mummy be that it watchable if you have get nothing well to do and it reasonably well make and other than that though i be find it very difficult to say anything positive about it . in case your wondering there be no mummy in seven mummy and or at least of the typical egyptian wrap in bandage mummy and there be a few kung fu fight zombie priest who look more like monk at the end but there isn not a bandage in sight i be afraid . director quest do an ok job and the film look alright although it not scary and it have zero atmosphere or tension and it lack any significant gore or violence either . there a decapitation and a couple of stabbings and someone have their eye poke out ( although why this would make you cough up blood from your mouth i do not know ) and someone be slash across the breast and not much else to get excite about . i have to admit that i be amaze to learn that seven mummy have a suppose budget of about $ 5 and 000 and 000 and where on earth do all the money go . that a lot of money and it certainly doesn not end up on screen . martin kove make a cameo appearance but get kill off and billy drago deserves good than this and a special mention go to the babe who get slash by drago a i have no idea what her character name be but she be hot and why do they have to kill her off . seven mummy be a pretty poor low budget horror film that offer little and if anything and in term of entertainment . maybe i be be a touch harsh on it a i have see far bad but i be feed up of waste my time with crap like this and have say that i will still be stupid enough to be the first in the queue when the next low budget piece of crap get release . it doesn not even have any real proper mummy in it and honestly .