oh this be just horrible . i be still puke . can you imagine if the fly turtle drop a speeding turtle turd on you while you be in your row boat . i think this be base on a true story . apparently there be an over sized turtle that live in the pacific northwest that have a neck that put most porn star to shame . he be accept by the local and soon become a charter and rent himself out a quick mode of transportation . i saw this flick on hbo one night and be completely blow away by the special effect and dialogue . when the credit roll and i have a tear in my eye and be wish that it wasn not over and that there might be a chance of a sequel .