there a mystery at the heart of this abberation . why on earth do somebody of johnny depp talent choose to cameo in this debacle . unsympathetic character and dodgy editing and bland caricature and a plot line you would have trouble fill a matchbook with . our hero and tennant be about as interesting to watch a a lobotomy on a gnat . to say he uninspiring be a gross injustice to flat performer the world over . so here it be represent bradford undertaker decide to follow la chick back to her homeland . and . motivation . development . that would be ask too much . question represent vincent gallo and julie delpy and what on earth be you think of . this insipid piece of self indulgent flatulence should have be strangle in the editing room and i say edit room loosely . it feel like the producer ship the edit duty out to a first term film student . there be plenty of bad film out there and thankfully this one have be hide in amongst the other dross on cable pay tv . the like of gallo and delpy and depp must cringe whenever this one be half remembered .