no one alive will convince me mike pipper isn not steve smith and good know a character red green on the red green show . yeah i realize he bill a ron anderson ( iii ) . that red green and unless like 50 % of canadian look and sound like red green . the movie be about some dork who dorky father be kill by a dorky cult . the dork snoop around and find his dorky father note on a dorky cult . dork investigates . not surprisingly the entirety of canada must be part of the dorky cult because somehow they show up at dork house and look for dork and the note . dork escape and meet big dork . chase continue and rather bland uninteresting dialogue ensue until they run into red green . right around this time dork find out that big dork use to be in the cult and and in fact may have kill his father . dohwell . do not expect that now do we . in the end and some dork end up burning and some really dorky thing happens . perhaps the odd thing be the apparent alien abduction of about 10 of the dorky cult member . i couldn not really figure out what exactly take place and and how this fit into the err . story . perhaps they be walk towards the light . the story be horrible and act be terrible and there be no effect and and the script be 1st to none . the only thing i can say there be actually quite a few motion cinema shot . that about the only thing that get this film a 1. it date 1990. i seriously wonder how many decade this sit finish before release . negative .