film like date movie be the low of the low while the low form of sludge churn out and stretch out and then give cinematic release for whatever reason . some film create rift between the public consensus and the critical consensus while other film split people of both ilk straight down the middle while others may even come with the odd flaw here and there and but generally do enough to garner necessary enthusiasm from whichever camp . whatever disagreement or deliberation people have with whoever about whatever and surely there have to be some sort of common bond between all cinema goer alike and regardless of academic level while age while experience in film go . this bond be bear out of the fact that represent date movie be an a bom in a tion while a woeful and disgusting and humiliating and sordid affair in which nobody come away for the good . if there be half a dozen or so worse film from the last decade while indeed two decade while indeed half a dozen decade while indeed ever while then we all and collectively a a human race and ought to hang our head in shame . the sheer level of stupidity date movie reach be match only by it uncannily moronic ability to scale new low a each cringe induce sequence arrives and all the time scratch for new depth of depravity in a spoof while a jibe or a pastiche . here be a film that say if youre not thin while not somewhat easy on the eye while not caucasian or if you be somewhat physically deform in some way and then there be absolutely neither no space nor no hope for you in this world while and if you do not see to these flaw immediately by way of correct them and then it encourage that you find some small space somewhere so that you may crawl up inside of it and die . fail that and stay out of everyone else sight at all time . here be a film that have hopefully and in the past and have it cast member wake up in the middle of the night know they help in produce this pile of garbage . from it distasteful opening of a gentleman commit suicide at the mere sight of alyson hannigan and who wear a lot of pad to make her appear obese and to an altercation on a mock skull island in which sexual assault be render both an item that be something to giggle at and actually somewhat enjoyable from the female standpoint and date movie pro fascist agenda be there for all to see . it reliance on sight gag see it target overweight people while black people while physically impaired people ( i believe the politically correct term be wouldwarf and but i be not sure ) while people of a mediterranean descent while people of an hispanic descent as well a homosexual . the film idea be that you can be beautiful and but only after a severe makeover in which your physical appearance conforms to what maker friedberg and seltzer would want they have an idea of a perfect man and as well and and that be in the form of the handsome and white and aryan character name grant funkyerdoder and a character play by british actor adam campbell . be this all start to sound a little dodgy . be it a coincidence the two guy that come up with this stuff have surname of german descent . creepy stuff . probably all a sick coincidence and though . so anyway and if youre fat you have get no chance in life with find that special someone . if youre not of an ilk that see you immediately light up the room with your radiant look and charm and again and youre additionally a no hoper . good grief . it a film that take serious issue like love and relationship between people and render them mere item worthy of a laugh or two while it a film that think potential sexual relation between an old woman and cat be funny while it a film that have create the most grotesque cinematic spectacle or character i have certainly ever see by way of a cat that have severe diarrhoea while it a film that clock in at about 80 85 minute depend on end credit and need a triple take of the same gag kill bill style to boost it runtime . on another note and apparently there exist this person call jennifer lopez and and apparently she have rather large buttock and and apparently i need date movie to tell me this . people sit down at word processor and type this stuff out while they print it and proof read it while it be green lit while it be send to people audition for part while it be shoot and re shot and then edit to form some sort of basic sequence of move image along with everything else how on earth do this manage to happen . if one want to stir controversy and one might liken such a chain of event to the come of power of { insert name of brutal dictator here } in { insert nation } and everything that { dictator name } do and how it all go seemingly entirely unnoticed . this disastrous process of immorality and deathly attitude to life and those around you just be breeze through for sake of rich and power and glory it disgust . film have be ban for less than what date movie do . people send stanley kubrick death threat back in the early 1970s upon the release of a clockwork orange and which force him into pull from cinema what be one of the great film of that decade . people lobby to get and what be to them and grotesque and disgust film censor while ban while pull while destroy while lock away in a vault somewhere so that no one can find them but where be these people when date movie be release . where be these people and in their infinite wisdom and when this faux harmless spoof comedy be release into the mainstream multiplex and cap at pg 13/12a and for everyone to roll in and get their kick out of . nowhere and that where theyre too busy attack film like a clockwork orange and natural born killer and the like . british base channel 4 critic leigh singer describe 2008 disaster movie a anti comedy . anti cinema . anti life . and an additional statement that rather aptly sum up this piece .