i finally figure out how to enjoy this movie when i realize it be a cross between a cheesy bodice ripper romance novel and an eddie izzard routine . i wish i have see it in 3d and at least that would have add some amusement to an otherwise disappointing movie . although and angelina jolie be always pleasant to look at when scantily clad . wish i would just stay home and rent gia . oh and and stiletto in 750 ad . whatever . ( lustlimb be how one beowulf men refers to his penis when he chat up the local serving wench . ) .