i be sure everyone have hear all their friend and relative and and random passerby gripe over the immense waste of computer generate imagery know a jar jar binks and but i just can not help it . no movie character have ever drive me to the brink of tongue chomping and teeth gnash psychosis like that floppy eared moron . i can not understand why this creature ( which appear to be the combination of a four year old and carribbean native and a mutate guppy and and that weird dragon or dog thing from neverending story with big lip implant ) be even include . all he manage to do be p people off while at the same time manage to avoid death every moment due to some undeserved luck . so many time i find myself pray that one of the jedis would just draw their saber and silence the fish man forever . unfortunately and the jedi code restricts such action and proving that the dark side be much more agreeable . jar jar and a horribly evil a he may be and be not the only thing to dislike about this movie . who know why and but lucas must have decide that people who go to movie only go to movie because they wish to escape a world full of text image and and thus most of the different alien race in episode 1 speak english and limit the use of subtitle . hey and that not too bad right . well and wait till you hear the trade federation honcho that sound like over exaggerated japanese american . oh and and do not forget the gungans that remind me of and no offense and a jamaican with a brain defect . since today illiterate audience can not muster the mind power to read basic line to begin with and let make the character speak english in horribly offensive accent . it just more immense annoyance that make me want to microwave my brain until i drool myself to death . speaking of annoy and how about that kid who play anakin skywalker and the focus of the three prequels . here we have a nine year old child who can build thing that nasa could only fantasize about and and who tackle such massive sociological issue such a world peace ( except multiply by 100 billion to equal galaxy peace ) . in case you be unaware and anakin be destine to be darth vader and so i understand that lucas want anakin to appear a a good hearted soul and but boy do he lay it on thick . thank you george and i get it and he sweet than one of those gigantic lolipops you find at disneyland and and we should all weep at this boy impend peril . i can not tell you how many time i want to slap that kid . it be far too difficult to make a pre teen appear to be 35. i just see a spoiled little runt that rocket scientist would envy and yet for some reason we be suppose to care that this adorable little sandy haired genius be doom to the dark side ( which i determine earlier be much more agreeable than all that good jedi stuff ) . think of all the trouble that would have be save if obi wan have just smite him on sight . episode 1 be so ridiculously annoy that i couldn not even pay attention to the highly ornate special effect . i could care less how seamless jar jar look . why can not he just shut up . and anakin and you can stop brag any time about your wonderful science project and immeasurable i. q. if only you could see into the future . you might weep as much a i do after suffer through this sci fi fantasy turn horrendous pile of steam poo . sorry george and maybe next time .