blood and breast and vampire and chris sarandon . how can you go wrong . bordello of blood and the second tale from the crypt feature film and supply the viewer with ample amount of all of the above and leave room for little else . what it lack in story and it more than make up for in it cheap thrill and and as far a midnight guilty pleasure go and this one be about as good a it get . the story revolve around a good girl ( erika eleniak ) whose delinquent brother ( corey feldman ) go miss . upon hire a wise crack private detective and it be reveal that a local morgue be housing a brothel run by a gang of beautiful but deadly vampire . arm with super soaker full of holy water and with the help of a guitar sling reverend ( chris sarandon ) and the two set out to put the joint out of business once and for all . dennis miller be essentially play himself and but keep the humor pump through the film ridiculous premise . chris sarandon and likewise and be in top form a the genre hero he truly be . a mention before and there plenty of bare flesh and red stuff to go around and and if that sort of thing be your bag and you will have a blast with bordello of blood . take it for the cheap thrill ride it be .