polish vampire in burbank be the story of a reluctant vampire dupah ( mark pirro ) who have never suck blood from a victim before . up until now his father and sister go out on the hunt and bring him back leave over blood and so they decide it be time to send dupah out to start feed himself . he line up a victim delores lane ( lori sutton ) on his first night out but fall in love with her and respect her too much to bite her . this film be so clever and witty that i be laugh aloud the entire time . the film be ahead of it time and i think it couldbe more appreciated now than it ever be a the humor be not outdated at all . the clever writing and the funny dialogue when the story associate dupah first bite which lose one virginity and like when he be scar to bite someone and say what if my fang be too small . very well act by the entire cast and especially by pirro who be the last minute replacement for original lead eddie deezen . pirro use the footage he shoot with deezen and create a new character in flashback with him and also provide quite a few voice for some of the character who be not available for adr recording . this film be a landmark and i believe create it all in term of no budget film making . it be essentially make on the run and gross $ 500 and 000 with an outlay of just $ 2 and 500. brilliant .