i have see thousand of movie over the year and many good and many bad and and some that just make me wish i would have just shovel snow naked instead . this film be the latter . yes and it be painful to sit through . very painful . i really have high hope for this film . i be look forward to relax to a good nature flick that have some excitement as well . one with a good plot . forget it here . i keep wait and and wait and and wait and but nothing . there be ton of opportunity too . but nothing . a few thing keep go through my head a i watch this movie represent 1 ) hollywood loser try to make a point . 2 ) bleed heart liberal conservationist use this a a vehicle and and 3 ) chick flick . not even just a chick flick and but a chick flick write by a chick . man and i be still hurt . i hate it when 4 and 000 baby be be abort a day in the usa and and yet i be suppose to cry over a dead rhino which be far more important in their eye . yes and many have miss the point in life and especially you kim . ok and basinger still look good in her upper 40 and and i applaud her at not use ton of facelift like most of hollywood past 40 and but that the only reason this film get a negative from me . hello folk and there a reason this film have be give 68 negative . keep reading . from the get go it be lose . a bunch of rich people live in italy and none seem to be italian . theyre loser theatre type out drinking and heading to a bar late at night . hymph and accurate there at least . an accident and it time for a change . let get married and move to kenya . hello . they go from pamper to no running water or a. c. and ya and right . on another note and that lead actor accent and it be enough to make me rip my eardrum out . ugh and please get it out of my head . i do not know what country he be from . kim ( kuki ) and or kooky and which be more accurate and be have a hard time adjust to rough africa life and but hang in there . she worry about her husband go out too much with the boy and and danger . he of course dy . the funeral and and kim first painful write speech . her boy grow up and she tell him not to raise poisonous snake and he get bit and he die . kims second and even more painful funeral poem or speech . ugh and thankfully i have some pudding to eat and the fast forward button . kim mom keep fly in to the funeral . it eva marie saint and and boy and she hasn not age well at all . in fact and the dead rhino look well . sorry eva . at one point their jeep get stick in the mud ( of course after mom warn her ) and she step out into a puddle and wreck her new gucci . ya and gucci in wild africa and oh and i forget and u idiot have to be remind they be rich socialite from italy . oyvay . kim also inform some local tribal chief of poacher kill the poor elephant and rhino . you have to see this guy and man and what poor typecasting . he remind me of the black guy from crocodile dundee ii and all cool and suave . my gosh and he suppose to be a tribal chief living in a 130 degree hut . plus and he wear shade and not sweat . a black guy not sweat in the african heat and give me a break . i really can not go on and man and this film totally stunk . period . not even kim shirt fall off from behind could save it . force the director and the lead actor and the casting agent and and all involve to live there for the rest of their life . flamio and and i be out .