i take my sister to see this movie on president day when we both have the day off . i be expect a funny movie in scary movie fashion . what i get be this piece of crap that be a complete waste of an hour and a half and my 6 . 50. what the problem . oh where to begin . first of all and the plot be stupid . it simple enough and i guess and but there so many random thing that just do not make sense ( the random weird flashback during the kill bill sequence and for one ) . i do not know if it just that the parody genre be be stretch so thin that there isn not anything leave anymore and or if this movie be just bad write . the act isn not terrible and though some be cringe worthy . i think they try so hard for go over the top that the joke turn out disgust and offensive and gratuitous and and just plain not funny . nearly every sequence with jinxers and the jones family cat and be horrid and disgust . nearly 98 % of the joke i have to tell my sister i would explain to her when she be old . and to complete it all and i be in a theater full of teenage boy and and not one of them laugh once and which go to show how much the film fall on it face . the only time the audience give a half hearted chuckle be during the mr. and mrs. smith sequence . so save yourself the time and money . skip this absolute zero .