i have buy a new film my girlfriend beam and it be only £3 . oh and cool i say and pick up the case pink letter a ginger on the cover and lucky it wasn not make out of glass or it would have shatter on impact a i drop it . um and you appear to have buy the film make by that jump up girl who always in the newspaper i say . there be a moment pause and in which she have plenty of time to shout nah only kid and it actually the lost boy and i switch the cover . instead she say but £3 . what go on . i say about 20 minute in and we would see a nice but cheaply make and with some woeful sound effect flashback sequence and which basically kill any hope of a final pay off and a you already get to see her ride naked although it could have be mistake for an iron board . a few bit about a bloke who be a bad boy and a lot of mixed up plot involve school child and badly dress woman and dead brother . oh and lot and lot of cheesy music . i be not sure my girlfriend say but i be sure it will make sense and it be £3i wish she would stop use that a an excuse . what seem like a lifetime pass and but it be actually only half an hour and in which we would see some japanese men strip a girl whine a lot ( take your pick from any of the female cast ) and lot of people act and talk and dress like it be 1955. oh and a slow mo horse ride . in black and white . to enrique iglesias . without irony . what go on . my girlfriend say i be none the wiser i say but i feel like cry and for all the wrong reason an old lady use a zimmer frame dodder past my window at the slow speed ever record while even she be have more fun than we be . in the end and not much happen the big naked ride never really materialise while it look like it about to then just turn into something that look like a documentary shot by 17 year old who have get their mum to play member of the crowd . a fake prince william turn up and fluff some line and but it be in keep with the rest of the act so nobody really notice and the iron board and the bad boy and who clearly hasn not do anything bad except forget to send a birthday card get together hurrah you should saywe both could have cry and not at the appal script or act or direct or ( i would say delete where applicable and but they all be ) but that it cost £3 still it look like by our single purchase they recover all their budget . my verdict don not watch this film and instead go out and find a ginger person a rocking horse and some mum and borrow your dad handy cam and make your own version and it will be a fun way to spend a couple of hour .