where to begin . i buy this in a double feature with the cheesy but entertain freakmaker and with donald pleasance and and wasn not expect too much . even though i go into this film with very low expectation they weren not meet . this flick play like a housewife fantasy with a fabio look dude ( dallesandro ) tend to houghton garden . he spend the entire film topless while the visit female of the area gawk at the stud . the movie be poorly direct the scene do not effectively blend with one another . the scene seem to be cut and paste and like a sketch show and with no continuity . and the dialog . lord have mercy . when houghton husband lament to his pal at the golf course about the stud gardener at his house and his friend tell him and as long a your garden look fine and your wife be happy and why worry . yeah and his wife be happy alright . with the flower and with the strap hunk mulch her flowerbed . story represent $ $ ( this have an interesting plot and with a mysterious gardener who bring flower to bloom out of season . houghton hispanic maid warn her that dallesandro might be a witch or warlock for you perfectionists out there but she believe her maid to be crazy . however and the back story for dallesandro character isn not well develop and there isn not any character building before we plunge right into the plot ) . act represent $ ( terrible on most account . rita gam and congdon do fine in support role but the lead aren not very talented . houghton naive housewife character be a test in endurance . she be a poor lead . a for dallesandro and he do little beyond flex for the lady . he make ahnold seem like cary grant ) . violence represent $ $ ( houghton hack rita gam hand with a gardening blade when rita be engulf in vine . dallesandro also get shot and we have a semi mutilate cat in the garden . quite a bit a violence for what be essentially a lifetime channel female fantasy ) . nudity represent $ $ ( you get dallesandro bare backside on a few occasion ) .