now here we see the other end of the extreme when it come to movie with or without charisma . early tonight i subject myself to 1988 teen vamp and an anemic attempt to blend comedy antic and american graffiti nostalgia and vampire hyjinx that have all the charisma of a small soap dish from the dollar store . now and we watch death by dialogue and also from 1988 and a vehicle for the then red hot ken sagoes and which by comparison be all charisma . it be entertain and risqué and inappropriately amusing and riddled with nudity and graphic gore and fill with loud and cheesy 80 rock and have a muddle and incomprehensible plot line with maybe six brain cell in it at time pretty head and and i have watch it twice now . no idea what happen during the story and but it fun and sleazy and colorful and at time pretty inventive . the movie be supposedly about a group of teen agers who be all push 26 or so that find themselves trap in a web of terror and murder pattern after a movie script find in the basement of a house next to a studio . what it really be about and however and be blond girl with nice butt plus bewbs and 1980s fashion and hair style and low budget direct to home video horror movie production and and people get their head chop off and explode by horrific 80 arena metal rock and skewer with large chop or cut instrument and and see the blond girl with the nice body without their clothes on . by concentrate it sight directly on the gutter and shoot straight about it nature the movie succeed brilliantly represent this be the best party movie i have see since night train to terror . anyone look for serious acting and artful cinematography and meaningful dialog and socially aware thematic relevance would be well advise to rent erin brokovich and give their brain a rest . but if you need a movie to drink beer to here you go . a typical scene have a guy dress up like clancy brown from highlander swing his sword around like a fool while pyrotechnic explosion highlight his two evil minion jump their motorcycle while the scorpion esquire arena rock chug out the beat . it look waaay cool and but whatever idea there be behind the imagery be not manifest . here be a movie that be all surface image and devoid of sub textural agenda and meaning that go beyond the obvious . my favorite part start with a couple fornicate up in a barn loft represent we be treat to ample shot of the amply chested blond rid her amply belly lover while weird and dry ice fog and blue lit event disturb the structure . at the height of their sexual couple the female be literally blow through the wall of the barn to her ( unseen ) doom and and the understandably perplexed porker whom she have be rid stumble out with his fashionable yellow trouser around his ankle and wonder aloud wazzup . he then have a nightmarish run through a patch of wood before come upon an 80 arena rock metal band playing when the ax do fall or whatever it call . they look like def leppard unlucky young brother . and again and at the climax of their performance the guitarist swing his guitar around in the air like steve jones from that sex pistols movie and smash it down on the head of the bewildered porker and which naturally cause it to explode into a ball of spew mush . what do it all mean . absolutely nothing . and if you look for meaning or depth in this film you will be waste your time . but if you want to laugh and check out hawt babez in various state of undress and see people get their head chop off and stuff get blow up real good and bingo . i admire the movie honesty in not try to be anything but complete crap and and have a sense of humor about itself that be quite refreshing . so here you go represent two movie and same year and same kind of production ( though death by dialogue do look like it have a healthier budget than teen vamp ) and same kind of target audience and same medium of home video orient production and they could not have turn out more differently if they have be aware of each other and make a point to be different . death by dialogue be easily the stupider of the two and but at least have the distinction of be entertain . positive represent the expression garbage in and garbage out come to mind .