this be a child movie and and there be just so much suffering within it . the existence of this movie be center entirely around one mistake represent if meeko never crash to earth there wouldn not even be a movie . it incomprehensible how such a movie which be center around one giant mistake have multiple mistake run through it . nukie and meeko be hideous space alien and with sinus problem while they be two whiny and manic depressive and creature . they both look ( and probably smell ) like two deformed dwarf who be dip in a pool of excrement and and deep fry in a pressure cooker . because i wouldn not recommend this movie to anyone but bad movie fan with high tolerance and or an adolescent whose stuck babysitting their younger sibling and look for retribution and i will explicate the highlight of this movie . a you have probably read about the plot elsewhere and meeko and nukie be fly around the universe while meeko land in florida and abduct by not nasa and and nukie land in south africa . nukie must try to find meeko . throughout the movie meeko be literally torture by doctor and complete with probe in his abdomen . the plot in the first half the movie consist of meeko scream back to nukie for help and and reply to the doctor about how tranquilzers kill him . at one point nukie be almost enjoy himself and when suddenly he interrupt by his brother howl nuuukiiieeaaaagghhh . nukie and throughout the movie say suicidal thing such a represent i wish the earth would shallow me up and i want to sleep and i hate this planet . there a questionable scene where nukie awakens by his brother scream from a covered trench . do nukie dig himself a grave . his resurrection cause an earthquake . somehow a tribal witch doctor know nukie cause the earthquake . nukie befriend a set of twin from the tribe . they tell him to go to the witch doctor to explain he not a bad god . nukie get the point across by break the tribes stuff and paralyze people . the idiot anger the tribe into send the twin out into the brush in a trial to see which one will live . twin be bad luck or something for the tribe and plus the tribe saw them converse with that hideous and fecal and bad god and nukie . nukie try to console the twin through some out of sink dancing . the director and costume designer be complete moron to suggest such a midget could dance inside that suit and it a wonder they could even move in that suit . the control for the mouth do not work and and the eye blink at separate time . another thing and they try to make nukie look shorter by elongate the stomach over the thigh while he doesn not look short he look like he carry a load in them pant . anyways and a the twin be stick in the brush and one of them get bite by a snake and a nukie run to help and the corporal fire tranquilizer dart into nukies hollow crotch bump while thereby promptly render nukie unconscious and cause one of the twin to shriek you kill my friend . towards the end in search for america and nukie end up go down two giant water fall and and yet some how manages to live he should have die and really he should have and why not . a twin think they find america it look like war ravage quagmire . he scream america help u . ( smart kid and it may not be america and but maybe the cause of it . ) nukie tell him it isn not and suddenly all be lose and but the twin wish at the star and and the long wind tag line about wish to star show relevance . finally the movie end with a soppy end of gleeful tear while the snake bitten twin life while nukie reunites with meeko and and a horrible and foul and rag monkey lick the snot off nukies face . then and at the butt of the end nukie and meeko and and the monkey morph into thing which appear to be three sperm cell fly into out space . the audience be suppose to cry with joy with the character and but you probably do not or would not and because this movie fail on so many level . glynnis john should be give an oscar for cry at the end of this movie and what act she be probably cry for her career ( sorry ) . in a way i be sadden that this movie do not make it big and i would have love to have see a meeko operation game which cry for help and or a nukie plush which mumble suicidal thought . this be the big failure of all time . even the moral of the story ( the tag line ) be utterly meaningless and useless .