warn represent this review contain a spoiler . wow . almost impressively bad . note i say and almost . this be nothing more than lot of random scene string together in a loose attempt at a story . the protagonist ( you can not call them hero ) shoot innocent bystander for their food and and also rob same for similar reason . there also ton of homoeroticism and which be a turnoff for me . ( spoiler represent it seem a if the villainess ( who only be topless and not naked a other review claim ) get kill early on and but miraculously recovers and add another 70 minute of audience torture . ) i can not shake the feeling that animal abuse occur numerous time in this cinematic abomination . if youre in a mst3k mood and you might find this watchable and but for the most part you can forget it . go rent the original conan dvd instead .