to say that this be the bad film ever be probably the safe statement that i have make in my life . where do it all go wrong . it hard to know where to start but i guess that the beginning be a good place while the film open with a naff historical reenactment of the godiva legend which add nothing to the film that follow but at least this part be reasonably well shot unlike the rest of this movie . thereafter the film jolt about like an episode of hollyoaks with simply the bad script and flimsy characterisation of anything ever see on screen . it be truly that awful . the story and which might have start a something worth tell and be ruin by appal direction which jolt around unfathomably with character act out of character and for cheap laugh to the extent that after half an hour the amateurish crassness of the whole production isn not even funny any more . at several point i ask myself how the film could get bad only to find that the next scene eloquently answer my question . the sad part be that i watch this film hop to like it and believe that someone could fight the corporate film make machine from the outside . this however be an embarrassment to independent film maker everywhere and a though a bunch of drunk sixth former have run amok with a camera . nobody associate with this film apart from phoebe thomas emerges with any credit . sorry .