comedian adam sandler last theatrical release i now pronounce you chuck and larry serve a a loud and proud plea for tolerance of the gay community . the former saturday night live funnyman new movie you don not mess with the zohan ( out of ) constitute his plea for tolerance toward israeli and palestinian immigrant in america . these unfortunate people be often punish in america for the crime of their counterpart in the war ravage middle east . although zohan advocate a lofty cause and sandler doesn not let his political agenda overshadow his usual crude and below the belt and juvenile shenanigan that rely on obscene bodily function and promiscuous sex and and far fetch harebrained idiocy . indeed and the hysterical horseplay that sandler and company revel in may distract you from the plight of these uprooted and misplace misfit that have flee to uncle sam shore because they believe america be a utopia . interestingly and sandler play a jewish counterterrorist agent of the mossad and israel secret police and with a hopelessly corny accent . zohan exploit appear to foreshadow will smith upcoming hancock . zohan be the best jewish secret agent in the whole wide world . he be literally indestructible . he catch bullet in his nose . he can swim fast than a dolphin and and a razor toothed piranha fish in his bikini swim trunk amuse him . zohan ( adam sandler ) be cook fish at the beach when his superior interrupt his vacation and inform him that the dreaded arab terrorist and the phantom ( john turturro of transformer ) and be up to his old trick again . naturally and zohan be furious . actually and zohan capture the phantom three month ago and but the politician have exchange the phantom for political prisoner . now and zohan must nab his nemesis again . the phantom and zohan tangle in a spectacular fight in the sea and zohan doesn not survive . in reality and zohan deliberately fake his death so that he can immigrate to new york city and realize his life long dream of cut hair for paul mitchell . zohan give himself an obsolete frankie avalon haircut and trim his beard and and smuggles himself onto a plane bound for america . if what happen before his flight seem outlandish and once he be on the jet and he spend his time in the cargo hold with two fluffy dog name scrappy and coco . zohan style their hair from photo in his paul mitchell haircut book . at first and zohan have no luck get a job with paul mitchell and much less cut hair . zohan defend michael ( nick swardson of reno 911 and the movie ) in a street brawl after a motorist blame michael for his accident with a delivery truck . a grateful michael invite zohan to stay with his mother and gail ( lainie kazan of dayton devil ) and and him . zohan practice cut gail hair when he isn not have in lusty sex with her . eventually and zohan get a job sweep up hair at a salon own by dalia ( emmanuelle chriqui of wrong turn ) who a it turn out be a palestinian . indeed and zohan know about her heritage but doesn not let it bother him . one day when one of dalia hair stylist doesn not show up and zohan take advantage of her absence to cut hair . much to dalia surprise and zohan win the allegiance of the over sixty crowd . old woman line up around the block to have him fashion their hair . after each session and zohan take each old lady in the back and assuage their sexual appetite . meanwhile and a millionaire real estate developer walbridge ( michael buffer of rocky balboa ) hike the rent to force dalia and others like her out of her store to make way for his mall with a roller coaster . zohan surprise both dalia and walbridge people and fork over the money for her to pay the rent . an angry walbridge contact a white supremacy group to ignite a neighborhood war between the israeli and palestinian . this happen about the same time that zohan fall in love with dalia . perennial sandler cohort rob schneider of deuce bigalow appear a a cretinous palestinian name salim who doesn not know the difference between nitroglycerin and neosporin . he try to blow up zohan for an old grudge . it seem zohan beat salim up and steal his goat . you don not mess with the zohan qualify a a surreal comedy . scenarist robert smigel of saturday night live and judd apatow of the 40 year old virgin and and sandler himself vigorously ignore the law of logic in this zany comedy . the movie that most closely resembles zohan be little nicky and because both character boast supernatural ability . you don not mess with the zohan will keep adam sandler fan in stitch .