this film be the biz . the plot be at best flimsy and but if we be honest and there be no plot . the acting be appallingly poor to the point of be offensive and the special effect be less than special . this film be a must . it be utterly crap and absolute genius . it be the kind of movie that rank alongside eternal classic like plan 9 and tarantula . there be a fight between two reptile dinosaur type beasties that be straight out of the chewits ad of the 80 with the monster eat the lean tower of piza and the taj mahal and the empire state building . it be so 5h1t that you simply must see it . go forth and scour the bargain bin of the local petrol station . visit charity shop . trawl the internet . find this movie . it be a piece of cinematic gold .