this be it and folks the bad movie ever make . i know and i know and there be many who argue that plan 9 from out space and manos represent the hand of fate be bad film than this one . well and i would advise those people to give troll 2 another viewing and this time with an open mind . a something of a self make authority on the bad of the bad in modern cinematic torture and i feel qualify to make the bold assertion that troll 2 be the cream of that particular crop . from it laugh inducing soundtrack ( apparently record use only a vintage 1980s casio keyboard ) to it unilaterally awful acting and troll 2 be a life change experience and similar to the middle age trial by fire . if you succeed at ingest this fester piece of cinematic detritus in one sitting and you will emerge a new person and like a phoenix rise from it own ash . the watch itself may be painful and but it be ultimately worth the pain to be able to say and with conviction and i survive troll 2 and and i be still technically alive . the special effect in this movie be and indeed and special like a one legged blind woman with alzheimer . trivia represent one of the various emmanuelles from the infamous emmanuelle series of softcore porno movie design this movie pitiful costume . that should give you some indication of their quality . the act my god and where do i start . suffice it to say that and if you set any cast member on fire and i would lay down even money that he or she would have a hard time convince onlooker that it hurt . theyre really that bad . more trivia represent one of elliot boy in this movie would later go on to reprise his role ( idiot in bad movie ) in the lou diamond phillips classic bat . even more trivia represent the father in this movie be a local dentist and and most of the extra be bona fide utah resident and as well . talk about low budget . back to the soundtrack there not a single scene in the movie where the music be appropriate to the on screen action . i get the impression that the composer employ for this stinker be and in fact and a failed auditioner for def leppard still vacant keytarist position . seriously and it rare and even in straight to video dog like this one and to hear music of this woeful caliber . what more can i say that hasn not already be set forth in previous review . this be the bad movie i have ever see and and that say something . it physically and mentally and and emotionally exhaust to watch this film i recommend do it alone and at least the first time you see it . that way and you can concentrate on it truly majestic badness and on feel your brain cell die off and one by one and until you be no longer able to speak . good luck to you and if you decide to watch this one . it doesn not get any bad than troll 2. addendum ( october 2007 ) represent this be still the bad movie of all time . it status a such will never change . troll 2 be simply the perfect storm of bad writing and casting and direction and cinematography and costuming and score and makeup and effect and act and edit and and inspiration .