nukie be a celluloid cesspool . forget about insult it audience and i feel like i have insult myself by force myself to watch the entire movie . i can not even relay the plot because i lose track 1/3 of the way through . it be an utter failure in every measurable way . i have see a lot of crap film and but there be nothing i have see that top this . nukie be ugly . he have snot drip from his nose . he befriend a talk chimpanzee . he meet the chimp cousin and a talk baboon . he can metamorphose into a ball of light . the special effect be surpass in movie make thirty year earlier . thank god nukie be a failure and or else we might have have to endure nukie lunchboxes or a nukie tv show . even bad and a shrieking nukie plush toy mmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkoooooooooooo . oh my god i need a drink and now .