here something i never expect i would be say about belly of the beast represent it be an entertaining action movie . that right and it may a new seagal movie that have a totally disjointed plot and an identity crisis regard what style of action movie it want to be and but it a fun way to kill time . seagal play jake hopper and an ex cia agent ( you guess it ) work on the side a a professional ninja for an old agency buddy . this lead me into think that ole stevie could very well star in a beverly ninja hill ninja 2 film and he certainly be get to look a little like chris farley . jake seem rather uninterested when he be inform that muslim extremist in the north of thailand have kidnap his daughter and but that only a cover for his apparent unlimited rage and at least accord to the tag line . so jake be off to thailand to his rescue his daughter and show off his unlimited rage . now i realize that belly of the beast be a poor film in every aspect of film making and but it one of those endearingly bad film . the plot be disjoint and sometimes predictable and sometimes suffer from an identity crisis . seagal seem as excite a he always be ( i. e. he actually look really bored and seem a though he would prefer a quiet night in with a video instead of attempt to kick arse ) and and his physical fitness really need to be question . you can hear his heavy breathing throughout the film and seemingly suggest that seagal just carry a box of donut up small flight of stair and now he he need to recover . the fact that he even have a sex scene be just disturb to even think about and be best leave a one of those let never speak of this again moment . in a scene in which seagal be chat up a monk and his voice actually change . some suggest seagal be dub in that scene and but i always suspect that stevie be the romantic type ( at least when talk to monk ) . the lack of any distinct action style doesn not help thing . seagal start the movie off with some tai chi and kicking that stevie can not possibly perform in his shape and also send his opponent fly through wall . when i realize who the director be and none of this surprised me and i even expect some sort of mystical battle to end the movie . i do not expect random normal shootout and random matrix style shootout . basically what we have here be almost a fantasy ninja movie with john woo add lot of gun and or something like that . it be confuse and it isn not compelling and but it make for cheap entertainment . i should probably feel shame for say belly of the beast be enjoyable . it be a terrible film and and most people really should avoid it and but there be a select few out there who ( like me ) can use this for cheap laugh negative .