i know this guy who work at a multiplex and be a movie maniac . he insist that wing commander be the bad movie ever make and so when i saw that scifi channel be go to air it this week and i thought and oh and good . i will get to see it for free and see if it everything my friend promise it be and because i have get a perverse obsession with bad movie . i will tell you how much i. well and i suppose the word be enjoy . wing commander by describe my favorite part of the movie for you . the setting be a big war in out space between earthling and some alien call the kilrathi ( more about them later ) and and most of the action we be chiefly concerned with take place on a big spaceship that be something like an aircraft carrier . the hero annoy best friend and his sort of girlfriend have disobey the leader of their team and and thanks to cosmic revenge and the sort of girlfriend dy when she crash her little spaceship into the land pad thing on the big ship . now and this be suppose to be the big and dramatic sad part . we cut from a scene where the hero annoy best friend be cry and beg to save his sort of girlfriend and to a scene where the sort of girlfriend ship be be push by a little snowplow off the runway thing of the big ship . in the middle of out space . in zero gravity . i suppose there some b. s. about there be big magnet or something line the runway so that the ship can not just float away . but and you know and that something that suppose to be the screenplay writer responsibility to tell u . my second favorite part be when we finally see the kilrathi for the first time . at about the forty five minute mark and it occur to me that we do not even know who or what the kilrathi be . we only know that theyre at war with earth and that they hate human . but for the first full hour and a half or so and we do not even know what a kilrathi look like . well and the kilrathi end up be something like an anthropomorphic mr. bigglesworth . and they really like fog machine . when the hero and his buddy invade the kilrathi ship and the whole place be choke with green fog . oh and and for all this and we never find out why they hate human . i come up with a theory . the kilrathi be the descendant of a bunch of hairless cat who be send in a probe many year ago to a strange planet . this planet be highly irradiate and and the cat be send there to see if earthling could survive on it . well and the radiation make the cat evolve very quickly and and eventually their descendant begin to look more and more humanoid . they build some spaceship and go to war against humanity and to avenge the fact that the human never remember to clean out their grandparent litter box . a for the green fog and that to remind all the kilrathi of the awful stench their ancestor have to suffer when their litter be leave unchanged . but and again and this be the screenwriter job . and i be not even go to start on the whole pilgrim thing . wing commander get a three and because of it parody value and because it isn not as bad a my friend promise but it close . very close . essentially and this be the kind of movie that starship trooper and a a very small part of it agenda and set out to parody . go watch that movie instead . it a great date movie .