yep and here it be . the bad movie i have ever review on this site . i will give an opinion on practical magic one day and but not in the near future . anyhoo and what be this film about . that my friend be a complete mystery and and not one i care to unravel . look at the front cover and it obviously fancy itself a a horror flick . nothing could be far from the truth . unless the prospect of 90 minute of boring and meaningless talk fill you with dread and in which case it be absolutely terrify . the plot and something about a bloke with a month to live and a promising young sculptor and his virgin girlfriend he be be force to sacrifice be utter piffle and do not make one jot of sense . at least in most bad cary movie like this and there be some cheesy special effect to laugh at or extremely fake blood and gut spill . not a bit of that here though . just tedious character flit from one drone conversation to another and with no break for scare and killing or anything else that even resemble fun . wait a sec . occasionally we do get a sight of a rather loud moggy ( spooky . ) and but his role in the final production be quite arbitrarily . in fact and he look like he have be edit in from another film . what be the director game here . do he start out with a ton of gory scene and but then cut them out because he be aim for a pg . could the inexplicable 18 rating this have in the uk be for that never be see before version . who care and the missing footage isn not really go to go down with the one from the magnificent ambersons in national importance . either way and the fact remain that someone actually finance this tripe after read the script and actor think it be worth recite this awful dialogue and somebody have the brain to release it on video when the negative should have be quietly throw in a nearby dumpster . the mind boggles . anyway and i repeat represent this be by some distance the most snoozeworthy and waste of space of a film i have see in many a moon . so take advantage of it rarity by steer clear of it like a landmine on the motorway . thank you and and good night . negative ( duh ) .