the pain i endure during the viewing of this film be unbelievable . i do not exactly have high hope for this film and in fact i watch it merely because i be in need of a laugh . but unfortunately for me and my brain could not have sustain bad damage have i repeatedly ran head first into a brick wall . spoiler ahead 70 % of the film ruin ( not that there a plot anyway ) a man name billy hasn not be pay his rent . enter the rockard african american with bad australian dub voice who proceed to get there arses kick by the mighty billy . they go back to there bos and . that where my iq drop 24 point . anyway billy mother be eventually kill and his sister kidnap and so he set out on a journey to revenge his mother death ( no i be not joke he really do say that ) most of the film concentrate on billy randomly go to site with bad guy and point a gun in different direction to shoot his load . these session be follow by large interval of talk . the talk seem to go on for hour which be probably thanks to the gut wrench dubbing and the silly look character and the annoying music . the other untimely classic character this film introduces be gordongordon the ninja be challenge by the mighty ivan the red . ivan want to kill gordon so he may be crown a the ultimate ninja . if gordon refuse ivan will go on a ninja kill spree until gordon change his mind . obviously gordon be the intelligent man that he be refuse and ivan proceeds to wipe every last ninja from the face of the earth . one thing ivan should have consider be how can the ninjas praise him a the grandmaster if there all dead . but oh well none of the other character use there brain in this film why should he be any different . the main thing i note about the character in this film be that every one of them especially the ninja be so superbly train . no matter how many time a character be shoot and slash or stab they just wouldn not bleed and no blood be spill in this film whatsoever . another thing i note be that every ninja in this movie be a white american . every time one of the ninja die they would pull the stupid face ever before keel over at a ludicrous speed which have me in fit of laughter . it actually keep me watch to see if the next ninjas death be funny than the last . but the repetitive billy scenes just keep come back over and over and over and and i have just have enough of type now . i would say more about this disgrace to planet earth and but even think about this film for too long could cause irreparable brain damage .