the first thing that need to be say about this movie and be something that should and and shall and be say about all reb brown movie . reb brown run like a girl . there and i be glad i have get that out of the way . this be something that be apparent from the word go in this movie . yor dramatically enters and and proceeds to skip across the desert and arm flailing about and and generally he be look like he have never run across rough terrain before . i sure this wasn not the intention . i be sure and that the intention be for yor to come across a quite adept and at home in this barren landscape . equip with nothing more than an axe and a loincloth and a fantastic theme tune and i sure he be suppose to appear to be some kind of natural hunter and at one with his surroundings and sens . but unfortunately and a i have say before and reb brown run like a girl . that say and everybody should be like yor . everybody should have their own them tune . a theme tune that not only can inspire you to achieve great thing in your life and but can also inspire those around you to become good people and and put their absolute trust in you . yor theme tune be great . it do all that a personal theme tune should do . it spontaneously burst into play whenever he do something slightly random and like kill a giant bat and use it a a hang glider and or perform fantastic trapeze stunt with an ageing and fat caveman who have man boob . but more about those incident later . yor be a hunter . quite what he hunt be a mystery to me . with this movie apparently set in pre historic time and surely everybody be a hunter and therefore make the term hunter meaningless . nonetheless and yor be a hunter . in this and his first and only movie and he quickly befriend the saggy old man and pac and and a very clean cave woman call kala . together and they travel through prehistoric land and accidentally destroy every single tribe and village or civillisation that they happen to come across . i mean all . sorry to give that one away and but seriously . yor be the cause of the destruction of no less than five tribe of people . sometimes intensional and sometimes purely by accident . he be one of those people that you really would try your best to divert from your village . he be however and quite adept at kill mutated paper mache dinosaur . i say mutate and because they be quite simply like no dinosaur i have ever see and and react like no creature i have ever hear of . the first be a cross between a stegosaurus and a triceretops and a tristegoceretops if you will . but after kill it and he do what every hunter would do and drink it blood and but a he so wisely put it and drink the blood of your enemy make you strong . then there be the giant bat . the most useful creature in his entire world . not only do it fly past at just the right time and but this creature conveniently go into instant rigour mortis and even before it hit the ground . this allow yor to use the say bat a a hang glider to fly into a cave and rescue kala and and you guess it and entirely wipe out the tribe that kidnap her . fantastic stuff . this be a very interesting world and it have to be say . there be a few thing that can be learn from this movie . the first be you can make absolutely anything out of straw . straw seem to be the most versatile substance in the entire world . pac bow and arrow be make from it and village be entirely make from it and they even sail a boat make from straw . which bring me to my next learning point and if you be plan to sail to a place call the island of storm and do not do it in a straw boat . that really be just ask for trouble . but it be at the island of storm that the movie take an unexpected twist ( at least it would be if the blurb on the back of the video box din not tell you the entire plot of the movie ) . the movie get invade by a completely different movie altogether . but not just any movie and it get invade by a cheap remake of star war . lead by the overlord who be a dead ringer for the emperor and and his team of robot and who be dead ringer for darth vader and they capture yor and demand to take over the movie . despite futile effort to resist and yor be eventually force to submit to there demand and pick up his blaster rifle to continue the battle . something which he learn to use confidently in a very short space of time . it be a skill he use efficiently in his other movie and space mutiny and where he also run like a girl and scream like a girl and generally act all girlie like .