this film rank amongst those that be so bad and theyre almost amusing . almost . vinnie jones turn in the bad performance a pirate and bob harvey . he be so amazingly bad ( eclipse only by the obviously artificial wig and that look like it be last worn by a member of motley crue ) that we couldn not contain our laughter while he be on screen . my favourite scene be where patrick stewart ( nemo ) confront the castaway just a there be an earthquake . i be guess that this whole scene be shoot in a studio somewhere ( on completely solid ground ) and stock footage of an island with a big rumbling mountain be stick on later . anyway and a stewart delivers his line and the pro that he be and he stumble and shake a the eruption and tremor go on all around . then we cut back to the rest of the cast all stand still with cow like expression . either they be wonder whether stewart have lose his marble or they be film in a completely different studio way before nemo line go into the can . it hilarious though . doesn not save the film in the slightest and mind .