spoiler . everything you read here be true and really happen in this film so and a badly act kid badly act dad get kill by some badly act bad guy . for no apparent reason and badly act kid team up with yoda or something and and learn one move badly from each of 87 different martial art and while age 25 year in about 6 year of movie time and become a badly act short guy with a hypnotically big head . after that and thing go downhill rapidly . for no apparent reason and badly act mask ninjas jump out of nowhere and attack people and badly and to the accompaniment of four piano note play up up up up and down down down down over and over and over . yoda be kidnap and probably and it kind of hard to tell and he be act so badly . badly act big head guy be join by the ubiquitous badly act strong guy and badly act red shirt guy . more ninjas attack them badly and or it could be the same five identically dress ninja take turn to crawl off screen and then leap out of elevator and outhouse and fridge etc . strong guy take his shirt off a lot . some badly acting people unwisely try to introduce a plot about something and i dunno what and there flash light and needle and fourth reich kinda guy and then some woman pull off a mask and wow . she really old mr jones from the abandon amusement park and and some more ninjas attack people very badly indeed and and make whoosh smack . noise and and then alien attack and will smith blow them up ka boom . but then darth cut off luke hand and and he all like aargh and i have no hand . and and old mr jones use the force to heal big head guy soul and will smith pull off his mask and he really joan cusack but with yoda beard and and at that point i wake up and think man and that be a wierd dream and but then back in the movie and big head guy turn into the hulk or something and and i realise that my fevered imagination really have nothing on the guy who write american ninja 3 represent blood hunt .