sometimes i be a sucker for a romantic movie and more rarely and when the black mood take me and i want to rip out the protagonist innards and dance on them . yesterday be such a day . i finish watch this movie which i would start watch a few day ago and back when i be of the opinion that romantic movie be just lovely . i have two major bone to pick with the entire oevre and they both relate to the same basic concept and the indoctrination of helpless sap like me with bullshit romantic shite like this . 1. be a helpless girlie who just a little bit crazy and whine about how hard her life be will not cause all men within a hundred foot radius to fall in love with you no matter how perky your nose or breast be . 2. that thing . that thing with the meeting and the moon eye and the first date sex and the brief comedy misunderstand lead to the immediate reunion and forgiveness cause youre just both so much in tune . it doesn not happen . and if it do why do it never happen to me . i hate to be a cynic but i be one of those people that think if romeo and juliet hadn not off themselves they probably wouldn not have last a year . it not that i want to believe that . i wasn not bear cynical and i be turn . i be a bitter romantic . i go out into the world all doe eye and hopeful and offer myself up on the bloody alter of love and rather unsurprisingly and i get butcher . i wasn not prepare . they should make you watch witness and that jennifer connelly movie with the double end dildo and the ice storm before you hit puberty instead of crap like this .