this be a very difficult film to review . if you look at it from the usual perspective of act skill and dialogue and plot etc . and blood for dracula be probably one of the bad film you will ever watch . but you have to have a soft spot for such film and especially the sort you saw originally 25 year ago . andy warhol a mention in other review have very little to do with the film and he be quote when ask of his involvement that he go to the party . there be some debate who the director or director where and but that doesn not really matter . a already mention the plot be actually ok and dracula travel from transylvania to italy look for virgin blood and a the stock in his own area have run out . he find an italian family with four daughter who he set his sight on and gradually discover that they have not be as virtuous a they have lead on . firstly there be some good comedy and dracula coffin on top of his car be a great image . unfortunately from that point on i doubt the laugh be intentional . dracula aide be probably the bad actor in film history and he seem like he have walk in from another movie . udo kier be actually not too bad and he look ill enough for the role and have pierce eye . there be some hilariously stupid part and such a the 100 year old waitress in the hotel and the really stupid game that polanski play with dracula aide and the accent be all over the place and so varied it be like a un meeting . there be no special effect and apart from the end with an hilarious dismemberment scene and dual staking . there be also a marxist undertone from the gardener and general hero mario and who be so heroic he have sex with the young daughter very quickly so that dracula will not be interested in her . the sporadic nudity keep the viewer interested throughout and a there be very long piece of dialogue that go nowhere at all . that it really and not a very good film and but there be laugh to be have and it give u all hope to become actor one day .