during the past six month or so and i have intentionally sit and watch horde of terrible movie and in search of the most entertainingly godawful one i can . i have probably be through about 50 or so . rid the bus with my sister . see it . shatner . ton . rock n roll nightmare . hell yes . haim . feldman . ferrigno . medieval harvey keitel . all this and more . perhaps that be the only reason i manage to endure all the way through rider of the storm . i have become inure to a certain amount of bad movie pain . but not this much . i be only human . this be and no hyperbole and one of the absolute dumbest movie i have see in twenty six year of movie watching . my brain have be so thoroughly assault by stupidity over the last hour and a half that it can not even collate exactly what happen . a million thing be all go on at once and and not a damn one of them make sense . there a plane and see . an old bomber fly across the u. s. and and on it be seven and sometimes eight men and all but one of which have apparently not touch the ground in fifteen year . theyre outlaw with no support system . at all and near a i can tell . perhaps their plane be power by wish and daydream and because they certainly have no way of get fuel . they fly around the country use the sparse equipment on board to basically create a television program and s and m tv and and then interrupt legitimate broadcast with their pirate signal . the thing they broadcast be not professional or smart or funny or pertinent or and really and interest in any way and and after fifteen year of it they have a nation of fan . naturally . do i mention one of the guy have a jet pack and that another one of them performs in flight engine repair without a safety harness . there a third whose only job on board appear to be to do tai chi and sweat . you will never once see the pilot out of his seat . well and he only be fly for fifteen year while another two or three and he will take a nap . they have no way of get a steady stream of food and but do not worry represent the jetpacker ( oh god ) sometimes bring candy bar and whatnot stuff in his jacket . this movie think you be dumb and dumb and dumb . our hero be try to discredit mrs. westinghouse and a female presidential candidate . theyre disgruntle vietnam veteran and she look to beef up the military and and theyre guessing and go to war again . she utterly without charisma and couldn not deliver a rousing speech if her life depend on it and doesn not come off a intelligent and and look kind of like someone homely grandma . clearly and she must be stop at any cost . furthermore and she label at one point a mysterious and and the only way the character make even a little sense be if she basically pop up out of nowhere recently have no past at all and somehow quickly become some party primary candidate . i will refrain from give away what even the back of the vhs box can not help but give away and but westinghouse big secret be just another fragrant turd of stupid the movie lay down . it will be obvious from the word go anyway . whenever i think i could give up for a bit and mentally move past one lump of potent idiocy like a speed bump just so i could follow the movie and along come two more . at one point i literally sit star slack jawed at the screen for probably ten minute because i just couldn not deal with it . the movie try to take swipe at religion and politics and country music and the military and aerobics workout video and etc . and etc . and but it all so amateurish and painfully unfunny that it seem about on the level of a really bad public access show with a mysteriously large budget . it play about like an eleven year old write a script and and through a series of farcical error and it get produce and turn into a real movie with real money behind it . it get plenty of garish 80 style behind it the fact that the director work on music video come a no surprise and nor do the fact that this be his first movie but it substance be practically nil . the movie have no idea that the case and however . it seem at time to believe that it a satire and but it way too dim to be capable of meet any satirical ambition . on a second viewing it might be laughable and but there so much to deal with that the first time around be just a painful exercise in masochism . i be not sure i would even recommend it a an entertainingly bad movie . useful a a trial of sort and a challenge for you and your friend to get through and perhaps .