i love to watch people make a good faith effort to make a film that other people will want to watch . i truly enjoy see the effort of independent movie maker and people like jon keeyes or the b movie master himself and ed wood and work hard to provide something that be entertain and or informative and or challenge and or maybe even a combination of those . the only thing challenge about this movie be force myself to watch it all . this movie seem to me to be nothing more than an ego trip by a couple of guy with access to a camcorder and want nothing more than to be able to call themselves movie star and or director and or producer . i do not know who back this thing ( note that i do not even call it an effort because that would imply some sort of love for the project and not just your own image on a screen ) and but my suspicion be that the writer or producer or director or star either have more money than talent or be salesman ( in person certainly and because i do not buy anything that be happen on the screen ) on the scale of the infamous ponzy . here there be spoilersok and i do not want to beat the same dead horse that the other review have thoroughly kill and but i have to ask some question represent 1 ) why should we care about a dead wife we never see . 2 ) why be the first time that we even know this guy have a home life be when we be in his wrecked home where he want to get his sword . 3 ) why do he want the sword . 4 ) why do his lair appear to be a desk in the back room of a storage building . 5 ) when do he get a lair . 6 ) why do he need a lair in the first place . 7 ) be he a true vampire like the dracula character be in the book and free to walk about in the daylight . if so and that would have be nice to establish at some point . 8 ) who or what be the council and why should we care about them . 9 ) why do i waste $ 5 . 50 at the store buying this movie . [ ok and i guess that one be on me . ] 10 ) didn not anyone hold audition to try to find someone who have at least meet a former american marine . 11 ) or at least someone from the southern u . 12 ) why would someone who be suppose to be an obviously stereotypical redneck ride anything other than a harley davidson . 13 ) why be everyone such an incredibly poor shot except the lab geek . 14 ) do the lab geek take kendo and firearm lesson after organic chemistry and before theoretical mathematics . 15 ) why be this movie make . 16 ) what value do it have other than a autoerotic stimulation for it primary . i have watch this movie over and over again ( usually in small block until my eye and ear feel a if they be about to bleed ) try to find it redeeming message or worth . i have finally come to the conclusion that there just isn not any .