the opening scene be roughly 5 minute of two men drag a coffin follow by ten minute of open credit ( thank you director guild ) . the plot flesh out fast and simply with not a thought to be waste figure it out and sadly it a plot more akin to a theme park halloween show than an actual film . the dialog be bless with more expletive than eddy murphy raw and while maintain a fresh i have never hear actual conversation kind of pace . now do not go think this film be devoid of personality and why the opening credit star a very talented tarantula who be for all practical purpose act very natural . i think probably the most amazing thing about this film be that somebody actually fund it and it find it way to dvd . how . why . there be ton of student film make every year that have this film beat in every way possible . here a short list of what can be find here and breast and vampire and mummy and cowboy and kung fu mummy ( which be wicked nimble ) and all this to a hodge podge of music range from uninspired rock to ineffectual rap . brilliant use of money and b list actor .