that right and this isn not a slasher film . no amount of positive thinking or wish upon fall star can turn it into one either . if you watch this and you should prepare yourself for the simple fact that nobody die in this movie . you might ask and if not a slasher film and what be this . as best a i could tell it be a feel good love story about a guy and a girl who go into the wood and be attack by hillbilly . also and the hillbilly rape the girl . i know what youre think represent what the hell . well and that what i think as well and but that be the premise . i be go to go into more detail a this movie be so bad that it need to be expose to the cleanse light of day . let me start with the character . jenny represent she be barely a character . she receive just about no character development . a she be definitely the star of this movie and this be a major flaw . she be rap in the wood . this lead to her learn some sort of empower life lesson . believe me and it doesn not make anymore sense in the movie than it sound like it do . robert represent he be jenny friend . he clearly have the hots for jenny . he be very blatant in his attempt to put the move on her even though she have a boyfriend . this movie be more than just a story of backwoods rapist . this be one man quest to escape the friend zone . do he succeed . read on . marshall represent he be a douche . there really be no other way to put it . he have a legitimate gripe about robert mess with his girl and but he handle the situation stupidly . option a and he could be cool and let the situation fix itself . ( jenny see robert a a friend and and sooner or later robert would have figure that out . ) option b and he could give robert the beating he so rightfully deserve . ( jenny probably wouldn not have like that and but he could have play it off a his passion for her . ) however and he go with option c. he be a jerk to robert . he be a jerk to jenny . he be a jerk to everyone . this tactic isn not all that effective . you see this be in fact a seventy hippie film with a lot of vague philosophical theme . marshall be essentially write a the frat boy douche . he be shallow and stupid . he doesn not get jenny or her idiotic pseudo intellectual nonsense . michael represent he be an old friend of robert and jenny . this be robert englund character . he isn not in the movie for very long . in fact and he doesn not show up until the movie be almost over . however and i have to think that englund participation in this joke of a movie be what cause it to be distribute a a horror film . this character be essentially a harmless and kindhearted hermit who have drop out of society for a simple life in a pristine wilderness . you know and a loser . really tall guy represent this guy be little more than an extra . i do not even know his name and but i think he bar mention . maybe it be an accident and but scene that feature him be shoot so that he look ten foot tall . shop keeper represent this be another very small character and but i would like to mention him for two reason . one and he be basically that old guy in horror movie that warn people not to go into the wood . ( this movie can not seem to decide whether it want to be a horror film or not . ) two and the scene with him practice some sort of routine in the empty room in the back of his store be the scary that this movie get . the rapist represent these be generic hillbilly rapists . it isn not clear who they be or what they be do in the wood . evidently and they be just wander around hop to stumble upon a couple to terrorize . if that sound like a group of character you can really get interested in and you be probably not that smart . anyway and the plot go like this . jenny and her boyfriend have a fight about where or not her friend michael be a loser . ( he be . ) marshall tell jenny that she and robert should go to the wood and see michael if she think he be so great . then he tell everyone to leave his place . he say all this really petulantly . ( remember and he be a douche . ) jenny and robert decide to go . marshall and his friend ( include giganto the ten foot man ) follow them and try to stop them . it doesn not work . the creepy old man in the store tell the couple not to go to the mountain because bad thing happen there . they decide not to listen . when they arrive and they find that theyre friend isn not there . ( isn not that always the way with hermit upon whom you drop in unannounced . ) they go skinny dipping . ( yeah for robert . ) hillbillies spy on them . ( significantly less yeah . ) later that night the hillbilly attack an rape jenny . one of the hillbilly can not get it up . the hillbilly leave . the next day and michael arrives . he spout some nonsense at jenny . robert see the hillbilly . he attack them . nobody die in the fight . the hillbilly leave . jenny read a poem in a book she find in michael place . it inspire her . she and robert walk happily off into the sunset arm in arm . that end just doesn not fit do it . anyway and that all there be . there be no prologue and no apology . this film wasn not a horror movie . it be a sappy film about vague and sometimes downright stupid theme . also and the film be permeate with what have to be the bad folk sing ever . if you haven not see this movie and do not bother .