lfd be the most unwittingly hilarious film i have see for age . the painfully long opening scene be a dialogue free kill spree pepper with pantomime death and schoolboy like aieee . shriek of terror . an inexplicable ( bad ) fake american narrator intones low voice nonsense by way of introduction to the street ( or a brighton industrial estate to be precise ) . some of the overly serious hard man facial expression make eastenders mitchell twin look like pacino in taxi driver . the laugh just keep come . a scene where two henchman receive a stern tick off by the yellow teethe grimace bos reach surreal height of humour . in the background a man be chain to a fence and be be tease by a wwf looky likey bloke pull cartoon character baddie face and point at him threateningly . this go on all through the overly long scene . after our hero have be shoot and he make it back home to his flat where he fumble in his bathroom cabinet and crash amongst deodorant and other jar . the same shot of a blood stain hand and shaking and crashing ( it owner out of shot ) around the cabinet be see twice within a couple of minute . what be he thinking of . this be no time for a shower . budget jackie chan meet bugsy malone ( without the song ) worth a watch for the laugh alone . head for the so bad it good genre .