i can not believe anybody but dull witted hanna montana fan might like this stupidity . i actually think the commercial for this movie be good than the movie . 1. how do a guy who be afraid of height catch a freshly cut off fly thumb throw from a die homosexual from 30 foot below . i be expect the token gay lisper to say nice catch . before slip into the liquid . 2. how many time have you be be bite on the butt by a wild rat while crap in the desert . 3. at least the talk computer do not say and dave and i feel it . 4. do eagle frequently drop bloody rat on group of soldier . 5. be the dark haired female scientist a sapling from the tree of algore . because she be about a wooden . why be it that hollywood chooses to remake perfectly good movie and then make them bad when they do . i think they be smart enough to stay away from certain sacrosanct material and such a casablanca ( can you imagine the all black soul version star eddie murphy a sam and ilsa and rick and and laslo . ) and go with the wind ( although that stupid sequel scarlett be bad enough to try ) and etc . but why even do these idiotic remake . have these writer really run out of idea . do someone put alcohol in their blood surrogate . how many unnecessary luv sequence be there in this movie . to boldly go where no man have go before oral sex preview while wooden actress and lead scientist while reporter dude and pothead desert chick while even the do not ask and do not tell gay reference about not have a date . come on . can you possibly make a movie without gratuitous sexual anything in it and unless it be the weather report . and do you notice that the two hero who die the gay guy and the chinese guy be our e n e m i e s. one for the homophobe and one for the xenophobes . the only redeeming feature of this movie be the very cool forward look computer .