sherlock bone be the heartwarming tale of a small boy and his potentially dangerous father and his veterinarian love interest ( who wear a lab coat in the one scene of her working and for the next three scene and and then never again in the entire movie ) and her incredibly badly act miscreant child and a talk dog and and an entire cast and crew of people who make a series of misjudged decision after another . sherlock bone be bad . very and very bad . it be not the sort of bad of the pearl harbor breed of terribleness however and where one be leave spin in an ocean of the terrible wondering when the sheer horror will end . no and sherlock bone be the kind of hilarious bad that provoke the kind of laughter that physically stop you breathe at the inane stupidity of what you be watch . it be a special thing when two child and their talk dog buddy need to chase down someone and so the dog somehow transport itself into the driver seat from where it declare and apparently without irony and get in . i will drive . the hilarity of this particular moment be only increase by the dog neckerchief and eyepatch ( yes and really ) and scottish accent . when tell he can not drive the dog simply respond that he be forty seven . the hilarity of this scene be so much that we repeatedly have to rewind it to soak in the sheer brilliance of this scene a tear stream down my face . in short represent do watch this movie if you and a few friend want to watch a truly terrible movie in order to riff on an artifact of 1990s horror the like of which have never be see . dont watch this movie if you expect to in anyone enjoy it on an unironic level . especially dont show this movie to your kid if you do not want them to grow up to hate you .