how can you start off a summary about a movie that lack every single element of entertainment and abandon any structure of coherence . the only positive thing in this horrible film be that there be three pair of booby that coincidentally be on the three best actor in the film ( . ) . the film start out pretty much like the last guy sum it up . a guy ( mark ) who look around 50 be with his girlfriend of roughly one year ( amber ) and who look around 20 and and his daughter ( emily ) . now and in an event to get emily and amber to bond and mark decides that a post world war iii vacation to a cabin in nowheresville ( a. k. a. canada ) be relevant . during this time ( keep in mind and time be a subjective matter in this film and there be no feel for time in this movie . the only real instance we be ome what present with a feel be when a still shot of the school or warehouse or prison or business building be darken use photoshop for night and re lit for day ) a virus have change fifty million people worldwide . into zombie . this staggering number and of course and have cripple every government military across the globe and leave marshall law in effect . conveniently and about this time and mark car break down and thus the humor ensues . we be introduce to the vague character of dave and who unfortunately at this time and his kid ( who look roughly the same age a his wife ) become stricken with zombieitis and then give it to his wife and who in turn must be shoot by dave and the only time in the film where dave acting be above sub sub sub par . dave and assume the leader role and gather presumably ten or fifteen guy ( the number keep change ) and one of whom be derek and the rebel of the group . derek and constantly give member of the party the one finger salute and eventually be kick out and then return and then leave on his own will and return again and shoot a woman in the stomach so the ridiculously slow and idiotic zombie can feast on her and and be finally string up to a tree whilst the group take turn punch him in the ball ( while zombie surround them ) that pretty much the basic plot line for this excuse of a movie . dave be the bad leader in the modern film era constantly make horrible mistake a his idiotic sidekick maintain their loyalty and the black guy force a quirky british accent and and people must be train for a shooting tance . their brilliant barricade be nothing more than a few empty milk carton that be eventually remove by derek . and his bald friend . this movie suck . my ear bleed a a man stricken with the disease yell i beat cancer and i can beat this too and people seem oblivious to the idea of memorize line . four or five time people begin stutter and the director simply allow and probably assume that how people naturally talk .