wow and where do start with this pile of shiz . 1. who the hell play on a ps1 in 2008 . 2. tony todd have officially extinguish all the goodwill he muster by play the candyman and captain sisco dad . he isn not so much slum it here a eat fish bone from the dumpster . 3. this well oil six pack hunk in the lead might be able to fill out a white t shirt and but an actor he ain not . evertime he open his mouth and you want to curl up in embarrassment . oh . dear . 4. who write this dialogue anyway . someone call child labour on these producer represent i think theyre illegally employ a bunch of kindergärtners to do their screenplay for them . 5. where the exy seductress promise in the plot synopsis . you do not mean the ugly old tart wrap in cling film and with more botox than jane fonda do you . whoop . 6. the fight scene be ssoooo pathetic and they should play an instrumental of kung fu fight in the background and and pretend it suppose to be a comedy . 7. there be a highly camp black best friend who call everyone dawgs and have a secret funky handshake with mr muscle . he might as well have stereotype tattooed on his head . but get this . he doesnt die . amaze . 8. tru blood and twilight and vampire chronicle . enough already . especially when the end result be as dismal a it be here . 9. the thirst represent blood war . that title . suck ( pun intend ho ho ) 10. seriously guy . what the deal with the ps1 . the director be call tom shell and which be quite apt a you will feel like a shell of a person after submit yourself to this drivel . it also conclude with the threat of a sequel and to which i can only respond with the wilheim scream our hunk unleashes just before the end . it probably start film even now and after all it shouldn not take mr shell too long to muster up the 7 new penny and half a packet of wine necessary to complete production . and that would still be more than they spend on the original . negative .