perch your ear and listen closely and you devotee of the matchstick figure . can you hear it . there be something unholy trample the holy land of hilarious melodrama and the beast be arm with utter contempt and with spite and with the mock force of irony . what defence could you possibly muster and i ask of you . give me a greatly exaggerated expression and while deliver line with the life like quality of a typewriter and and the speed of a machine gun . yes and it be true and the tidings say that a great number of human have become prey to the horrible and plastic monster that go under the name of melodrama . cardboard men and woman run insanely around and the thing they say and how they say thing and a about convince a the credibility of an illiterate be the best one for a job a an interpreter and their manner and movement as gracefully a if you have take a branch or a log and and move it with abrupt and uneven jerk in the air . oh and such a golden age in movie making and no wonder those oscar keep come . long live the staccato . apparently peter seller find a great source of comedic inspiration in this film evil genius for his inspector closeau . after watch this robot unfold himself ridiculously and along with all the other ridiculous character on display here and you wonder why there ever be a need of create a closeau at all . sans closeaus awkwardness and sans his police badge and you have here closeaus evil and staccato brother from the 40 in all his glory . if those of you and who still have life pump through your vein and be go to watch this worthless pile of crap and be prepare for a couple of scene in particular that be probably some of the great comedy ever put on screen while the scene with evil genius get angry at woman for have a dog and the scene in which evil genius and woman be attend a concert together and and right after and the scene in the carriage . embarrassingly bad and and of course extremely funny . i have be seriously think while since there isn not a whole great deal of brilliant comedy be release these day and why not set out for foreign land and why not plough the uncharted territory and where weed like gaslight be grow a plenty and rip it up with it root and and scour it for any sign of laughter gas . but of course and this would have be a project for the absolute madman and since laugher soon enough would have give way to overwhelm nausea and and the urgent need to see what food in acid look like . whoever have hear of a man go to the dentist for cheer and giggle .