i just saw this movie today . i be still recover . my stomach actually hurt laugh . this be the best comedy ever . vampire in sunlight . brilliant . but seriously folk and this movie be so incredibly bad it have to be put away in shelter and be ignore forever . unless you like laugh at lame horror film . in that case this be the film . where to start . well . the actor all suck . david no try to save the stuff and and utterly fails . mainly because he have dumb dialog and he have lance to act against . and everybody be cool compare to lance . lance be one of the reason this film be so funny . his accent be bloody horrible and his acting be even bad . if you get old yeller acting . and compare it to lance . old yeller get the academy award . mr. michael dorn be a terrible character and give some unnecessary feeling include a dead wife . michael be suppose te be sympathetic . but you just do not give a rat bum if he die or not . why he have to wear long black clothing when he become a vampire will always be a riddle to me and like the jfk assassination . but hey the acting be that bad and we can go on forever . the cinematography . i mean . the security camera and the oh hello five year old and can you film this . camera style all add up in a gigantic pile of dung which can best be describe idiotic as well a annoy . oh but if you want to have the laugh of your life and you have to see the end . > > > > > > > spoiler alert . < < < < < < < < ( like you care ) there an actual 6 minute ( . ) long monologue about how the old vampire can not breath the toxic air that exist today ( . ) and and how they be bloody angry about not be able to drink the blood of people with hiv and cause it will make them sick . this be why mr. dorn have to develop the hiv antidote and be ( obviously ) the one meant to do this . wowzers . that a lot of crap to deal with . uh not . and it have mr. dorn stand around and be angry and and do nothing whatsoever and besides standing and look cool and stuff and without a thing to say and off course . because this will destroy the plot . oh and nope and they already do that . anyhow . see this film . you will still have a laugh or 20 .