the computer animate skull be the cheesy and dumb and most retarded thing i have see in a long time . i couldn not even hear what it be say . i just assume that it be the normal crypt keeper rip off crap . not that the crypt keeper be good . then we be introduce to the story of two guy with a break down car who meet a random girl and and then and respectively and a southern deputy . that be the overarch plot and but it doesn not matter . it take up less time then the sub story . i also be unable to hear what the zany deputy be say throughout his five hour long idiotic rambling . the first sub story be just unimaginative . we listen to repetitive punk rock for ten minute before the story actually begin . a guy kill people at a mental institution that perform hideous experiment on it charge . then the story really take off with a bunch of jock teen kid molest a gardener . but be he from the mental institution . we dont know . well and they know that he unstable and say that he kill his family and and then unburied them and kill them again . oh and what a card that psychopathic gardener be . then they be hang out in a large inexplicable vacant lot with various sport equipment . the gardener then kill all the kid who be too ing dumb to use the golf club they have to bludgeon the killer from a distance or to stick together so he couldn not possibly stand a chance since he and like this movie and suck really bad . oh and and he stuff all his victim . it warrant special attention that in this particular story and the lead teen jerk have a fake ear for half the sub story . not a good fake ear and one that doesn not have an ear hole . it look like it fall off every time he fall down . i mean and nothing actually happen to his ear after it be originally attack and and it isn not even a fake bloody ear . just a regular flesh color and hole less ear . i hate this movie for that . next be the story of some kid who steal a native american pot and have a bad trip and become old . i need say no more and a my iq score drop in a negative exponential curve each second i think about this story . the last be a whole bunch o fun . this girl be make out in the car and okay . we will call her no name and since i do not know or care what her name be . now get this and she be afraid of some guy stalk her . get that and cause that actually almost matter . now her girlfriend start talk about revenge on their boyfriend and because the boyfriend tap them have intercourse without their permission . more suspense . and then a deputy who be southern ( even though nobody else in the scene be ) agree to investigate the stalker for no name . and then the stalker be forget in lieu of a fake teen sex scene . see and the girl plan be to get the guy drink so they can film the guy do stuff . then they all get kill except no name and who be also the killer . o_0 omgwtfbbq . 1. it also show the fake kill ever and a no name kill her girlfriend by playfully tap her in side of the head with a poker . not with the sharp part and the dull part . hit her at . 0000000000000000000000000000000001 attometers per mega second . her girlfriend keel over like drunken decapitate moose who give up on life . do i mention how much i hate hate hate hate hate this movie . oh and and in the over arching plot and the random girl they find be evil . we do not know why and but she be . and all the people from the story come back and kill the two guy from the break down car . no reason be give for why any of this happen or why this movie make me want put my foot in blender and but hey and that campfire story .