this be the first movie i saw star hulk hogan . this guy really can not act at all . add up the utterly stupid plot and conversation and action scene and you get a helluva movie . this piece of crap start with a kidnapping of a girl . hulk hogan and here his name be mike mcbride ( haha ) and and his moron friend be assign to save the day . and in what manner represent they go to the house of the kidnapper and who be the father of the girl and and shoot everyone and everything . once they accomplish this mission something completely different happens . hulk hogan be capture by some villain who inject him with a poison that will slowly kill him within 24hours . look at hogan face a he try to act like he really go to die . it painfully funny . after he get inject with the poison his friend pop up completely out of nowhere shoot all the bad guy and which of course be not american . shannon tweed and the femme fatale jump over a sand dune on a motorcycle while kill the baddie . and so it go on and on . amazingly brainless and cliché action scene follow by amazingly brainless and cliché conversation . at one point hulk be even try to be emotional and thinking of his pal who die in early operation . you get to see some idiotic flashback of die soldier . then shannon tweed come in to comfort him . hahahaha . this be some really bad act . the bad guy be so tremendously evil it become a joke . everything he say and do and think be pure evil . and of course he russian and what else . his sidekick be even bad . some kinda gorilla a like monster who do everything the bos say . of course and far on in the movie hulkie and this mean machine get in a nasty fight with each other . in the end and after a lot of dim witted and extremely unbelievable action scene and other crap and you see hulk hogan and his moron crew ( one character be call andy power btw and djeezes ) and walk side by side and way too cool and with in the background a big explosion . hellooo . oh and i almost forget the hilarious scene with the brainsick madman in the helicopter go completely nuts throw grenates at the bad peoplelike he santa hand out candy to child . luckely and every grenate take out a couple of baddie and throw away in a real old school mcgyverisch style . everything about this movie be so crappy and pointless . you can not do otherwise than laugh about it . i hope to see other rubbish star hulkie and coz he so incredibly funny . they should make a movie just with hogan face and a spin off star his mustache .