i collect crappy horror film and particularly the creature flick and i have to confess that troll 2 be my run away all time favorite . this movie have absolutely no redeeming quality and none . have the acting and story and effect and dialogue and any one of those not be as awful a they be in this film then troll 2 simply would not be the same . it would have be forget long ago and not hold a the utter piece of crap that it be . first and there be absolutely no connect with the first troll movie . this be probably a good thing since the first movie wasn not even funny in an awful way and just horribly lame . there be not a single troll in troll 2 anyway and since theyre all goblin . the premise entail a family ( mom and dad and joshua and holly ) in some sort of exchange program which put them in a town call nilbog ( get it . ) . it turn out that the town be really goblin who try to fee human neon green slop that turn them into part vegetable . the goblin then eat them . the family be evidently comfortable eat food like corn on the cob with neon green stuff on top and cake with eat up write in green icing and except for joshua who suspect trouble by virtue of the fact that the boy be in communion with his dead grandfather and a man who conveniently know all about the goblin and how to conquer them . a if this premise weren not enough and the acting be horrible . holly have a boyfriend who come along and drags three of his own friend who each suffer a gruesome fate ( turn into a tree and drown in popcorn and etc ) . these dork couldn not score with nilbog girl if they pay them and but since there a weird homo erotic feel to their interaction and it probably wouldn not come to that . holly bad at deliver her line it remind me of second grade and how we would read the part of a play out loud in class . it sound prepackaged and faked and like read off a teleprompter . the mom be equally awful and have really strange bug eye . you half expect her to turn into a goblin . apparently row and row and row your boat be her favorite song and she make her family sing it . joshua look like he in constant pain and every whine of his make you grit your teeth and beg for a chainsaw ( creedence have one . ) . although far from be good and the dad here deliver the best performance and but maybe that because he remind me of craig t. nelson and who can actually act . as far a costume and they go crazy with the green dye . it everywhere . there be only three goblin mask mold that they use on different midget or kid actor so that the goblin look inbred . there a closeup where we see a goblin mouth and the fakeness of the mask be reveal . the music be a keyboard synthesizer . the strange thing about this movie may be the continual string of non sequiturs . we see nilbog milk but we never find out why it there or what it suppose to do ( it presumably doesn not aid in the vegetable morph process ) . we never learn about grandpa power and why he unable to stop the family from eat bad food yet be able to hack a goblin with an axe through a mirror later and produce a molotov cocktail to hurl at the nilbog preacher . why turn arnold into a tree . who be that girl randomly run through the forest and why doesn not arnold seem surprise to see goblin . just who be creedence and what do her family be from stonehenge have to do with anything . how do the power of goodness vanquish the goblin . i have to conclude that there a satirical undercurrent to this film because it just that random . this film be obviously a local product from somewhere in utah . it change your perception of that state . accord to the cover and this movie be just over an hour and a half but i swear it feel like a three hour movie . i recommend watch troll 2 if you like funny bad movie and but it best watch with friend and intoxicate substance . theyre eat her . and then theyre go to eat me . oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd .