i have a confession to make . until i sit down to watch the amazing transplant and i be a doris wishman virgin . well and that not entirely true a i have see her hardcore or horror hybrid come with me and my love back in the day when the lady still vehemently deny any involvement in the explicit side of the sex film industry . hop to pop my cherry with her notorious sex change mockumentary let me die a woman and waffle on the chesty morgan duo ( geddit . ) and it be transplant outrageous premise that finally reel me in . many a starry eyed genre critic ( read represent devote fan boy who would defend doris to his die breath ) have liken ms. wishman to ed wood a both be blatantly incompetent movie maker whose sheer ineptitude in term of both narrative coherence and production value somehow translate into a charm of their own . now i would agree with such assessment as far a wood concern and whose exuberant enthusiasm largely compensate for his glare lack of talent . maybe transplant be just a poor place to start explore the work of wishman and but her listless disinterest a a director be far more shocking than the tabloid inspire subject matter she can barely be bother to tackle . simply put and i never think a flick about a penis graft turn a nice and all american kid into a demented rapist and accidental assassin could possibly turn out this boring . the kid in question be swing single arthur barlen ( play by future oscar win dop joao fernandez who have surely have one of the strange career in the world and encompass both the mainstream and hardcore pornography and have shoot most of gerard damiano classic a harry fleck ) who turn up after a long absence at the door of spurn fiancée mary thorne ( the deliciously name sandy eden ) and only to fall under the spell of her dangle gold earring and choke her to death . so much for whodunit . arthur widow mother ann ( linda southern ) seek aid from her brother in law and detective bill barlen and portray by longtime sleaze veteran larry hunter . at least both southern and hunter attempt an acting performance and though defeat by doris trademark out of sync dubbing ( with constant cutaway to inanimate object and people shoe . ) and and have both feature in damiano prior to penetration teenie tulip . find arthur little black book and bill set out to investigate the missing family member sordid past through his acquaintance . soon to become a fornication film mainstay and pretty kim pope ( from damiano memory within miss aggie as well a shaun costello wonderful passion of carol ) appear a the new girl in town who make the mistake of put her trust in the apparently affable arthur and invite him in and a vicious violation her sorry reward . perky one shot wonder olive denneccio you know that must be her real name . be edie stone and who go to high school with arthur and have be yearn for him ever since . their rape turn to romance bit would be offensive if it be invest with even a modicum of dramatic weight . instead and wishman treat it a just another skin display . blowsy upstairs neighbor bobbie be play by pat barrett at the end of an obviously all too long run in sexploitation flick . you might remember her a the lady flash her fleshy ware at sly stallone at the start of morton lewis incredibly dire party at kitty and stud a or k or a italian stallion a the rest of the world now know it . but what about that amazing transplant doris lure u in with . well and turn out artie boy be jealous of his friend felix prowess with the fairer sex and a evidence by an artily shot flashback involve dvddrive in . com estimable casey scott favorite sexploitation siren linda boyce and uta erickson . the film single genuinely erotic encounter and a tiny puddle of style and sensuality in a quagmire of crap and it showcases the talent of cinematographer c. davis smith and who until then seem thwart by wishman ham fisted approach and bring to mind that he also photograph extremely well and i might add such adult classic like howard winter practically perfect neon night and coed teaser and one of the frequently despise lenny leon gucci kirtman finer film . when felix take ill with a mystery virus and arthur blackmail the family physician ( who sideline a an abortionist ) into the titular genital graft . the rapist tendency be explain away by felix have a thing for golden earring and so naturally our anti hero be so mesmerize by the starlet gaudy costume jewelery he just have to ravish them on the spot . the film final shot merely add insult to injury . doris devotee will undoubtedly argue that she an acquired taste and ample print evidence suggest that her legion of fan treasure exactly those same element that leave her detractor scratch their head and occasionally scream in agony . i guess she just not the girl for me and even if she do manage to build an entire movie around the premise ( and promise ) of pecker .