recipe for meat pie . ingredient represent some incompetent film make hobbyist and grand idea blend with total delusion and crude joke steal from the near schoolyard playground and nonsensical material that just plain unfunny . and a whole lot of ego and each convince that he be in charge and an expert . method represent after write woefully inept script and reject feedback from people who actually have a clue about writing . remain convinced that this be commercial hit material . after unsuccessfully try to recruit pure talent such a john cleese and bryan brown and michael caton and or celebrity such a steve irwin and cast some wash up comedian and former reality tv contestant . cluelessly throw together a film with a camera from the local pawnbroker and await mocking from anyone unfortunate enough to catch a glimpse of the garbage .