. and i saw both feardotcom and without a paddle in theater . and i have watch the film of ed wood . and sit through many a roger corman classic . and generally rent every bad movie in the bowel of the video store . this be the single most painfully horrible movie i have ever see . the only other thing i have watch in recent memory that be even close to this bad be six string samurai ( i be so disappointed in that one ) . but and on the upside and you can use it a a torture device to annoy your friend . there nothing like subject them to bad acting and a white guy masquerade a an albino black man and and just generally terrible movie making . i first saw this film when i be 17. i be now 23 and and have yet to find anything to top it . the one and only reason i be give this two star be because i like to torture people with it from time to time . try it back to back with the star war holiday special to rid your house of unwanted guest .