kirk douglas and michael j fox and nancy travis star in this hilarious movie . joe mc teague ( douglas ) be an old man with a big supply of cash . his niece and nephew have each follow a way to convince him he should hand the money to them . along come danny ( fox ) and his girlfriend and robin ( travis ) who joe think should have the money . however and joe nurse molly and ( play by olivia dabo ) have her own plan . everyone have their own plan to capture joe money . but he have his own plan and he not gon na let it go easy . look out for colleen camp a patti . memorable scene include the scene at dinner where all the family secret be uncover . a memorable quote represent ( carl ( joe nephew ) have comment to fellow sibling patti and how he have the decency to be early to uncle joe weekend party ) patti representwell and at least we have the decency not to put frank sperm in a machine to separate the x from the y . there be a line below which we will not go . ( to her girl ) joelene and joette come along .