sanitarium have shake my cinematic belief . i once think that nymphoid barbarian in dinosaur hell be the single worst film ever make . now and i be not so sure . what seem like quite a good idea for a plot and soon descends into needlessly complex twist and and just complete craziness . and not in a good way . film in what look like an old school and and use what look like a £200 digi cam and and edit on what look like i movie and the quality of the film leave a lot to be desire . and that put it nicely . presumably the budget do not stretch to a microphone and a the entire thing seem to be dub over and make everyone voice exactly the same volume and despite their location on screen . if this wasn not amusing enough and a lot of the blood appear to have be bizarrely animate by computer . all of this could be forgive though and if the acting be any good . the acting . oh yes . i be not sure if the cast consist of friend or family or general bystander and but it rank amongst the bad ever . the acting in my friend medium coursework be far superior . the actor read in monotone and and with little change in pitch or tone and even the expression of the most simple of emotion seem beyond them . maybe this be due to the voice over and but who know . one highlight be the use of swearing and randomly place around the script and make it gritty ( presumably ) . max be the best and fffuck . he pull of with incredible emphasis and yet a monotone voice . surely an achievement to be proud of . the casting of the uri geller be totally pointless . he add nothing and can not act and and just his be in the film immediately raise hilarious expectation . though and much to my disappointment and he fail to bend any spoon or even natter on about how brilliant his mate michael jackson be . this film be disastrous and the clunky and electric keyboard soundtrack compliment the woeful attempt at something serious . if the idea of a fat man dance around balloon strike you a scary and than this be for you . if you can believe someone require a tiny pocket torch to walk through a perfectly lit hospital corridor and than you will like this . if you find the site of uri geller in a horror film neither amusing or cringingly embarrassing and then you will get something out of this film . but i for one couldn not and so it straight into the bin with you sanitarium .