the story represent four teenager head out for a day water skiing . and decide to picnic on a mysterious island . they go explore and meet a strange woman and a procession of amble zombie type they run away and find their boat have vanish . they be all eventually capture by the mysterious woman and her zombie sidekick ivan ( who look weirdly like alfred molina who have manage to put on an overcoat with remove the coat hanger first ) and lock in two cage with bar wide enough to slide a well grease elephant through and let alone a skinny teenager . back on the mainland two of the miss kid friend go to the sheriff office which appear to consist of a hatch in a wall like a cheap all night taxi place . gee willickers . mr sheriff and our friend have vanish . they do not actually say gee willickers . but you know they want to . the sheriff go out in a very small boat and look about a bit and come back ( if internal continuity be to be believe and the next morning ) have find nothing . the kid borrow a boat and head off to look too . they arrive on the island . have a conversation with the mysterious woman and leave . a they cast off two mysterious stranger arrive on another boat . they turn out to be nasty spy type . unless the mysterious lady doctor complete her formula soon the plan will change and the russian will nuke america . the fool . the mysterious woman doctor flare her nostril and take them to her lab where she zombiefies a gorilla she just happen to have hang about . cut to an american flag outside a building . cut to a bad actor in a military uniform sit behind a desk . another bad actor in a military uniform come in and tell the seated actor about the diabolical gas plot threaten the usa . he have one lead . a photo of the lady doctor . he be go to search the usa state by state start with california and work up the west coast and then move east state by state . ( i wish i be make this up ) i would also request and marine and navy helicopter and every reconnaissance plane the air force have available . he say and cue in the audience mind the tedious prospect of hour of stock footage of plane be use by the end of the flick . that a big order and i hope we can fill it . say the seated general . he couldn not and thank god and because not an inch of stock footage make it to the screen . back on spy island the boy pick the padlock on their cage by reach through the gap large enough to get their whole body through . they rush to the girl cage and the boy who pick the lock keep watch while the boy who do not futilely rattle the lock on the girl cage door . at which point the audience decide these kid deserve everything they get . they be too stupid to be allow to breed . the boy heroically sneak away when it dark . ( it isn not dark . it suppose to be but the film maker be too cheap to hire a night for day filter ) . the boys start to build a raft then sneak back to their cell . the gee willakers boy and girl go the sheriff house and tell them of their suspicion about the mysterious lady . the continuity have get so out of whack now that it appear they have take the whole night to get back to the mainland . ok and say the sheriff and i will take a look and off they all go again . the girl be drag to the zombification chamber . they boys heroically do nothing till it too late . the sheriff arrive and turn out to have be a baddie all along . one of the spy shoot him and while ivan be dispose of the body the boy make their move . after the the weird roll around on the floor fight ever film without the contestant be naked and cover in mud and the boy get the gun and get the girl out of the zombifying room and and shove the lady doctor in when she would not de zombify the girl . they find the antidote and make her drink it . she smash the flask but there be enough to rescue the girl . our hero run around escape for a bit . the gorilla lick some of the antidote off the floor and go on the rampage and fight ivan . the kid escape to the sheriff boat and sail away home . all of which sound like any other kid thrill adventure movie except it be so inanely do . everything shot in long take with everyone stand in line . at one point while watch the gorilla be zombiefied the spy watch it happen behind them over their shoulder and when ivan come to take it out of the room there be be this amazing nothing ten second shot of three people stand in a line look over their shoulder at a blank wall . ten second doesn not sound like a long time but believe me while on screen it an age to be watch bad actor do nothing badly . this one be for serious bad movie fan only . a mix confusion and boredom in exactly equal amount . avoid . there be lot of far good ( by which i mean enjoyable ) bad movie out there .