yeah and so you think it go to be a bunch of predator and a bunch of alien whoopin each others ass . well it not . it 3 predator . and you do not see them or the alien until after the first hour of human walk around this temple confuse and lose with pointless dialogue and this i be go to touch stuff that i do not know what it do yet frame of mind . when the 3 predator finally show up . your think yes . carnage be come . the reason i come to see this movie . well . i be sorry . the first predator die instantly to an alien . the 2nd put about about a 20 second fight before die to another alien . then after that awe inspire 21 second of alien v predator action and it go back to the human be lose and stupid again for an additional 20 minute . then you be reward with another 20 second and where it show the remain predator kill an alien . but it not the uber fight you think it go to be . it take all of . 5 second for him to slice through the head with ninja like reflex . im glad at least one of the predator wasn not a total weakling right . right . no wait . i know you do not want one to be really powerful . so do not worry . the last surviving human and a lady that be way too gungho about be a guide in ice wasteland befriend the last surviving predator . it would seem that predator be nice guy after all . he cut off an aliens head and tail and give them to her . tail for a spear and and head to fit over her entire left arm for some sort of shield . i be glad their f blood isn not acid you f moron . oh yeah . do i mention the blood be only acid when they need to show how scary the alien be . if your actually go to fight one you do not have to worry about it . also and the alien acid blood apparently have a different effect on different type of material . for instance and when the predator get hit with the acid and his body armor be instantly corrode . when the female star sweater get hit and it no big deal . soo mental note . wear cashmere when battle any alien . anyway . you think once the human and the predator team up and and you think it couldn not possibly get any bad and you can finally see some avp action . well and no and sorry boy and girl . the predator just start his little arm bomb and throw it on the ground and him and girl run to safety together . wow and that be easy huh . why bother spawn hundred of alien to battle if your entire crew be full of loser who can not fight and and your just go to nuke the entire site anyway . bleh . but it not over yet . no . they aren not butcher this movie bad enough . they need to have this < insert 5 page of swear > love scene between the predator and the girl . what in god name . i fully expect them to light candle and put on some barry white and and start make out on the spot . sigh . but thats not all . the queen alien show up and after this huge atomic blast go off . i be glad that after set off a blast of this size and at around 2000 foot below the ice . that this stupid queen alien thats for some reason 5x the size it be in alien and can somehow survive when the entire area be vaporize and and climb up a 2000 foot vertical cliff . argh . i can not tell you what happen after this . because i walk out at this point . yes . i walk out of a free movie . it be the premiere . and i walk out of it . i want my free ticket back to go hopefully give myself enough paper cut that i could commit suicide right there at the box office .