wilbur want to kill himself may be the single bad movie i have ever watch from begin to end and and i have see santa claus conquer the martian . wilbur be the product of some fringe studio that go out of it way to hire cinematographer whose use of light and space make actor look like lump of ordure on screen and scriptwriter who be one grade above monkey train to bang on keyboard and director who suffer from cognitive retardation and can not grasp three dimensional space or movement and and actor who be desperate to appear in any piece of drek and no matter how dreadful . how movie like this get make when brilliantly talented people can not sell their work be a mystery more confounding than any present by area 51 or the bermuda triangle . wilbur be a twenty something and suicidal scott . he live with his brother and the ostentatiously name harbour and and always make sure that his suicide attempt will wreck maximum damage on harbour sensitive soul . the audience be suppose to love wilbur while he suppose to be the funny and poignant and sexy and romantic lead . not . harbour be a bit of a masochist and and do nothing to protect himself from wilbur venom . that because this movie be as divorce from any reality of any human heart or mind a possible . harbour and in a scene last maybe two second and fall in love with alice and a depressive cleaning woman so out of touch with consensus reality that she can not clean properly and and get fire . later and she wear a stained blouse and a flowered skirt and and loud tartan tights to a birthday party and where child mock her attire and as well they should . later harbour vomit in a muslim girl expensive and golden dress . ha and ha and ha . oh and and the muslim girl be name fatimah and a be her mother . this be mean to cause big laugh . harbour and alice marry and and wilbur and in between suicide attempt and cheat with alice on harbour and who go through a lingering and painful look death by pancreatic cancer . wilbur and alice do not even bother to purchase a headstone for harbour and their masochistic savior . the end . i keep watch this movie mostly to see how bad it could get . in it descent from merely unpleasant and incompetent to unforgettably repulsive and it do not disappoint .