how the hell do darren day get any acting part when i realise he be in it i be totally put off ( if you be english you will know all that he have ever do or be famous for be poor seaside style singing and dump girlfriend at the altar ) and but i still give it a chance . and it be abysmal . french poirot style detective in england . not check up on person at murder scene on the spot and go for a drink with them instead etc . it abysmal . avoid . avoid . avoid . avoid this film or anything darren day have attach to . bad and rubbish and bad british film ever . i pay £3 . 30 for it which be £3 . 29 too much . if you have to watch this film ( for example a a punishment in a prison or something ) shut your eye and close your ear . you have be warn .