some director make film that go on to become cult classic . on the flip side and you have lazy and untalented hack who desperately want their film to be view a cult classic and think they can accomplish this by make everything a loud and vulgar and obnoxious a humanly possible while populate their already annoy movie with jerk and weirdo who scream moronic comment at each other from begin to end . it about the cinematic equivalent of a 5 year old brat have a scream tantrum in hope that someone out there actually care . and that bring u to wicked lake and an embarrassingly awful add horror comedy from some guy name zach passero . it be write and co produce by chris sivertson and who make multi razzie winner i know who kill me star lindsay lohan and which actually look like a genre masterpiece in comparison . thing begin with a nude model pose for some nerd who speak in an annoyingly force michael jackson like girlish whisper tone . she go home and he follow her and give her a painting of a unicorn and basically make an as of himself and run home cry while some horrible cover of the horrible song bang a gong play over the credit . then we get a brief glimpse at the home life of both the model and the nerd . the nerd life in a cartoon like abusive household full of obnoxious men who beat each other up for no reason and scream idiotic childish insult instead of have a normal conversation . every single one of them seem retarded and or or unhinge . yeah and this be real hoot so far . the model be a lesbian who live with three other lesbian and none of whom have any notable characteristic that set them apart from one another or make them the least bit interesting . but a we all know and any time you get four inexplicably hot lesbian together they just can not seem to keep their hand off one another and which lead to a slow motion group sex scene that last several minute . cause that just what all lesbian do in their free time when they aren not fix car or play softball . the four lesbian then head out on some sort of vacation and basically prove to be boring and unlikable bitch on the way to their rent lakeside cabin while another horrible cover ( this time of radar love ) play . when they stop at a gas station and angela bettis be see exit a bathroom . thanks for stop by angela . don not know why you bother and but we appreciate the effort . the lady finally arrive at their destination for some house on the edge of the park style unpleasantries . the nerd and his obnoxious and ugly male relative use their apparent psychic ability to find them . so the guy break in and overact and scream and act like obnoxious attention starve cretin while hold the lady at gunpoint and force them to do thing they do not like and such a clean up a puddle of puke on the floor . one of the lady get her as smack with a belt before be force to work the wheelchair bound patriarch nub . i think this be suppose to be funny . but it really not . at all . unless youre about 11 year old . and since it all so poorly direct and act and write and it not the least bit disturb or horrific either . just dull and unconvincing and tedious . naturally the lady get to turn the table on their attacker and be reveal to be blood drinking vampire . or something . maybe demon . or succubus . or i guess they could be werewolf since the full moon set them off and they growl every once in awhile . i couldn not really tell what they be . maybe they say at one point and i just do not care . they like blood and human flesh . and make out and rub up against each other while cover in blood . since the main portion of the film be hardly enough to adequately fill 90 minute ( despite have no less than three music montage throw in ) and there be completely pointless and boring scene feature detective track the girl . one be play by tim thomerson and who have nothing of interest to do . to extend the running time even more and this resort to several of those trendy prolong torture scene a la hostel where the victim be tie down and taunt or terrorize a bit before be kill . zzzz . gim me a break . the dialogue and act be all beyond terrible and and not in an amusing b movie sort of way . every time a horror scene begin it accompanied by an extremely annoying and clichéd metal guitar riff that as bad a the rest of the soundtrack and which include a clueless screechy metal redo of it a wonderful world over the end credit that fit in with the tone of the rest of this garbage . i usually give film with some blood and nudity at least a 3 because i think those aspect might redeem a film somewhat or give it some exploitation or guilty pleasure cred but this garbage doesn not really deserve any extra credit .