ya get ta love al adamson . only he would ( 1 ) take footage from a 20 year old movie about gorilla in dive helmet ( robot monster ) and ( 2 ) combine it with clip from a 30 year old movie about elephant with hair mat glue to their side ( one million b. c. ) and ( 3 ) throw in part from a god know how old filipino movie about midget cannibal and half man or half lobster monster and beer belly chinese caveman with snake grow out of their shoulder ( all of the aforementioned footage be in black and white ) and ( 4 ) spend $ 11 . 43 shoot new connect footage ( in color and no less ) with an apparently to be charitable confuse john carradine and a bunch of actor who have trouble remember their line ( among them a vapid blonde who be so incompetent that all her dialogue be dub in by someone else and who doesn not even have the decency to make up for it by get naked ) and ( 5 ) put it out under at least 10 different title and ( 6 ) try to pass each one off a a new movie . go and al . this be al masterwork and the film by which he will always be remember . orson welles have citizen kane and michael curtiz have casablanca and francis coppola have the godfather and al adamson have vampire men of the lost planet . youre in heady company and al . you deserve it .