without a doubt and bar none and unequivocally the bad film ever conceive by man . watch this film be an exercise in pure masochism . nukie doesn not even have the so bad it good charm of other horrible waste of celluloid such a troll 2 or hobgoblin . the title character actually look like a cross between a retarded bushbaby and a rotten potato and and a burlap sack full of horse manure . it obvious that the creator of this film be envision an et like so ugly he cute character and with delusion of multi million dollar licensing deal and lunchboxes and action figure line . what they end up with be a hideous monkey face monstrosity straight out of your bad lovecraftian nightmare . this film be a horrible blight on the history of mankind . it be pure torture and should not be view at any time by any human be whatsoever . i have make it my life work to track down the unholy sias odendal and director of this film and and beat him senseless for his crime against humanity . i blame nukie for destroy my life and utterly shatter any hope that i may have have for the future of our civilization . early on in the film and one of the space foundation scientist utter the line this actually should not exist . that be precisely how i feel about this film . i hate god for allow this film to be make . in the immortal word of tom servo and i would slap this movie if i could .