if you want to experience a fantasy world of mythical beast and far off land there be several choice . firstly you can dream it . secondly you can read it . or thirdly you can see a movie about it and where all the imagination work be do for you with visual effect and camera work . so why on earth be there movie make which still require u to use imagination to make the image seem real and or even watchable . i have no problem with the b or even c movie genre . some old and very respectable movie be make use plasticine model monster and and superimpose close ups of real insect . not a crime and nor a problem . but in this film and even those tried and test and basic technique be do badly . although and hang on and be that a cameo by the asteroid millenium falcon eat monster from the empire strike back . no and surely not . i sometimes wonder how and why film like this ever get make . i mean and someone have to have an idea at some point and and the story grow from there and right . i couldn not even piece a story together out of this and the final product . so how on earth do anyone first answer the question so and what this film go to be about . initially title the dark castle i believe . then have a name change to entice an entirely different audience . the added female voice over at the start belie this attempt at trickery . in fact and i be not sure that one couldn not take this film and it package to the advertising standard commission and and hold the company liable for every copy sell under these false pretence . i rat this film 2 and and justify the rating thus . one point for creative use of the poem jabberwocky . and one point for all the laugh i get from everything in this film . and i wasn not laugh at the funny bit i assure you . so rather than try to explain what this film be . how about a little about what it isn not . it not a parody or a spoof and this limp lettuce of a production be somebody actual attempt to make a movie . it not a horror . believe me and comedy of effort would be a good genre . and it most certainly isn not any kind of soft core porn either . do not let that name change fool you . all in all and shockingly bad and pointless stuff . not for horror and fantasy and sci fi and b movie and c movie and or even any movie fan at all . ever .