evil have many dimension . it can make you angry and it can make you quiver with fear and it can make you doubt the existence of a kind and love supreme be . for year i have seek ultimate evil and ever since i discover that plan 9 not only isn not the bad film ever make and it probably shouldn not make the bottom 20. and and while i be always ready and eager to audition new candidate and night of horror may be it . this film turn all the dial on the evil meter to 11. it will make you angry and afraid and plunge you into black despair . picture this . you take three or four of your lumpy mullet head male buddy and dress them in confederate uniform . put a bucket of dry ice in front of a ford gran torino and turn on the headlight . have your buddy stand in front of the light and shift from one foot to the other . that the sum of your horrify fx . picture this . you see some goat roper in line at wal mart with 1978 reo speedwagon hair and so skinny and his jean fit exactly the same with the fly in the front or the back . that your male lead . oh identify him a a california rock singer so everybody will know that he suppose to be terminally hip . picture this . you want to establish your female lead a be hopelessly sensitive . so you have her read an edgar allen poe poem to the male lead in the back of an rv . it work too well his voice over tell u he now afraid of lose his cool . this doesn not give you even a hint of how loathsome night of horror be . i have see it cause even hardened veteran of the bad movie war to hit the eject button screaming after the first twenty minute . manos at least have the studly cape . zombie lake have the naked girl basketball team tread water . they save hitler brain at least have hitler head mug it up in the back seat . but night of horror have nothing . nothing . not one moment of inspiration and humor and or gratuitous nay nay . not one frame that doesn not look like it be shoot in a koi pond and process in bongwater . and this turkey di tutti turkey actually find a distributor . do you understand what that mean . i have no doubt that all around the world people have bad film sit in can in ancient kelvinators rattle away in moulder tool shed and that they just can not make themselves take to the dump . but night of horror actually cause money to change hand somebody screen this excrescence and say and yeah and i think i can make a buck off that and and cut malanowski a check . be there . this be it . we have touch bottom . until battlefield earth 2 premiere and the bad movie ever make .