an indestructible seemingly super human israili agent ( adam sandler ) fake his own death at the hand of an equally indestructible seemingly super human palestinian agent ( john turturro ) in order to go to america to become a hairdresser and make everyone ilky smooth . the only job he can find be in a palestinian hair salon which be be threaten by evil american businessman and walbridge ( michael buffer ) who want it ( along with the rest of the neighborhood ) out of the way to make room for a mega shopping center . firstly and congratulation must go to dennis dugan who have make not only one of the bad film of 2008 with this lame and unfunny and tedious bit of cheesy fluff and but have be make one of the bad movie of the year 2006 ( the benchwarmers ) and 2007 ( i now pronounce you chuck and larry ) . back to the movie at hand and i find the film to be overly long and tedious to watch and jaw droppingly unfunny and like most film of this ilk way too infatuate in cram a many nonsense cameo into the flick a possible . the story be embarrassingly bad and moronic . you do not watch the zohan . my grade represent d .