this movie be just too intentionally cheesy for me and as well a too lack in real excitement or scare . and it no surprise to find that roger corman and whose movie i just do not respond to and be the producer behind it all . the movie open with this sale film detail how these new robot will patrol the mall after it have close and harpoon any burglar . then there a live demonstration in front of an audience and with real tension that the robot be go to malfunction and blow the guy away right on stage and a la the opening scene of robocop and now i see that robocop come out a year after this one . coincidence . we may never know . i do know that i wish the robot have blow the guy away and but whatever . then there a marginally amusing montage of life if the mall circa 1986. then we start get introduce to the character and compose of two slut and a good girl and and two moron stud and a nerd guy . can you guess who end up together . there be also various security and janitorial personnel on hand . anyway and so there a big electrical storm with ton of lightning that all strike over and over in the same place and but without any rain . character outside during this time do not see any lightning and either . such be the strangeness of this natural phenomenon and i guess . well and anyone who see short circuit and release the same year and or even stealth this year and know that if there light within five mile of a robot and it will hit the robot and reprogram it to either learn what it mean to be alive or to become an unstoppable killing machine . it be the latter in this case . so this security guard be all freak out by the lightning and but as soon a it over and he seem to think to himself alright . now i be gon na look at some porn . and whip out a magazine . how come theyre always look at the centerfold in these movie . there nude picture on the other page too and ya know . not that i know and i mean and i have just hear . anyway and a anyone who have ever see a movie before know and look at a porn mag mean certain death and and this guy come to a boring and abrupt end . then more people die and a a way of stall u before we start see the horny teen ( all play by people appear to be in their late 20 ) get kill . the teen party at this frankly embarrassing event at which they have to pretend to be have fun while oblivious to the fact that there only six of them there . in the background a song call streetwalkin play . then they all have sex and within plain view of each other and on the bed in the furniture store . except for the good girl and nerdy boy and who just watch an old ( roger corman ) movie . the girl squeal and hide her face at a small explosion and say she easily scar and which i guess be suppose to function a character development . so and in one of the only amusing development and one of the woman go all princessy and need a smoke and of a certain brand and before she can start put out ( though it seem like they already have do it and and i do not understand ) . she say i have to have a cigarette and i have to have one now . so the dippy guy have to go get one and and of course he get kill . i tell you and the woman in this movie make me very glad that i be gay . not that the guy be much well and but at least theyre quieter and do not pretend at mood swing just to get attention and and will go get you cigarette if you throw a hissy fit . anyway and then the robot chase the woman who want the cigarette and blow her head off in the film gross effect . from that point on it all scream and chase and killing and blah and blah and blah and a the teen try to blow up the robot and escape . big yawn . this movie be only 77 minute and and even so there be a lot of fast forwarding . for one and i just do not love these kind of movie . for two and really clumsy robot can not do much except shoot and squeeze and so the death they be capable off aren not really that gory or scary or interesting . there be little to no actual chopping . and the robot do not have much personality and certainly no motivation . and the whole thing just isn not as silly a it should be . well and it silly and it just isn not silly fun . hey and check out my site on bad and cheesy movie ( plus a few good one ) at cinema de merde which you can find it through the url in my email address .