contains minor spoiler ( but it doesn not really matter cos the movie suck anyway and and you will probably have more fun read my spoiler than actually watch it . ) i saw this movie in the bargain dvd rack at my local blockbuster and and since i have mildly enjoy some of fulci other movie i decide to give it a try . after all and at £5 . 99 for a dvd and you can not go wrong and can you . well and yeah and you can . i curse vipco for part me with my money and lumber me with this steam pile of celluloid excrement . the incoherent plot involve some psycho doctor who have be live in the basement of a boston mansion since the start of the 20th century and occasionally pop up to hack off the odd body part to replace his decay limb . his next victim be the new york psychologist and his family who move there to study suicide . also and we get some bull about the doctor wife and a little girl ( be they suppose to be ghost . ) who turn up from time to time to hang out with the psychologist irritate son and utter some ominous and pseudo cryptic warning into the camera while the whole cast try not to laugh . this make it sound waaaay good than it be . to be fair and hardcore fulci fan and student of crappy b movie eurotrash may glean a little ( very little ) enjoyment from this . there be a few tense moment ( the scene in the cellar ) and some striking imagery ( such a the blood rise from freudstein tomb ) and yet the film be so disjointed that even these fail to inject any interest . endless plot point go unexplained and such a the shop window sequence and the real estate agent who apparently know there a nutter under the house but do not bother to do anything about it and keep move people in there . and what the hell be it with that babysitter . she be always in the house and even when the parent be there and and spend most of her screen time star into space . be she suppose to be scary ( she wasn not even a bad guy ) or be it just that she do not know how to act . now and i could have overlook these many problem if the movie have keep me excited and for example if they have put in some kickass good guy fight back battle scene ( like in zombie or demon ) . unfortunately and nothing vaguely excite happens in house by the cemetery and the only action we get be a few bloody killing and which be nothing special and and a cheesy boob shot near the start ( if youre look for that sort of thing ) . and thus i must announce to the world that this film break the most important law in italian horror cinema represent you can make it corny and cheap and incoherent but it have to be fun . house by the cemetery . be boring .