after a criswell like introduction ( feature dukey flyswatter or michael d. sonye and a vet of several notable 80 b movie ) and the action cut to arkham hall girl dormitory and where some strange thing be afoot . a sorority girl and her boyfriend be both kill by zombie while one of whom do a back flip for no apparent reason . tiffany shepis then put in a cameo and manage to make it through a long lesbian scene without lose any of her clothing . i know and i be as surprised a you be . she and her abusive boyfriend and as well a her friend jane ( amanda barnett ) and be kill by more zombie in a parking garage . after waste about 15 minute on basically nothing and the film finally get to the meat of the story . two best friend and the more straight lace geek allison gellar ( adrianna eder ) and goth vegetarian sarah hannigan ( ciara richards ) want to do something cool so they go visit a cemetery to do some charcoal tracing of tombstone . afterward and they encounter southern fry campus bitch queen clare ryan ( jackie hall ) and who look and sound like a less talented version of tara reid . yes and that be possible . all three girl attend science class and where their hunky professor dr. xander ( ugh and kill it with the buffy reference already . ) talk about death and claim he have a vial of zombie blood he acquire on a trip to haiti two year earlier . clare observe in her monotone voice someone be watch too many crappy movie . tell me about it and sister . double billing this flick with pot zombie tonight have almost turn me into a zombie . well and sarah be call to the financial aid office and be tell her tuition check have bounce and she have three day to come up with 4 thousand dollar . she kick out of her dorm room and force to go to dread arkham hall and a run down building use for charity case student who have no money . arkham be also the hot spot for zombie activity since dr. xander ( christopher slade ) have already use his blood sample to turn a female student who try to blackmail him into a zombie . since then and thing have spiral out of control and the zombie girl have infect several other student ( include ms. shepis ) who lurk around in the house . meanwhile and clare coerces her bimbo friend julie ( andrea brooke owneby and who apparently be america dumb stripper after her iq score come back near the mental retardation bracket during her appearance on the howard stern show ) into help her break into dr. xander lab to steal his zombie blood . julie wusses out ( and promptly disappears from the rest of the film despite her star billing on the dvd cover ) and but clare get the vial after the doc be kill by zombie . be the nice girl she be and clare go to arkham hall and dribble some of the blood into sarah mouth while she sleep . that next morning and sarah awakens in a daze and soon she feast on rare meat before graduate to human flesh . it at this point and nearly an hour into the film and that the film get slightly well for about ten minute a sarah go on a mild rampage around town . she chew on a dummy head that suppose to look like kimberly lynn cole and kill the dean wife . she also hitch a ride from a guy ( play by jim orear ) who take her to a drive in play see no evil and silent hill . poor girl . then it off to a bar to get back at a drunken clare and and then to a carnival . there be a few ok metal song that sound a lot like white zombie that play during her feeding frenzy . director donald farmer be a name somewhat familiar to fan of horrible horror film . he be make no budget movie like this since the mid 1980s and but sadly doesn not seem to have improve much over the past two decade . dorm be shoot on digital and the picture quality be decent for the format . however and it otherwise full of technical goof usually attribute to amateur first time filmmaker . there be ton of continuity error and it badly pace and it pad and the attempt at humor almost always miss the mark and the editing and acting and script and gore fx and sound be all pretty lousy . the clare character be only see in close up and doesn not interact with most of the rest of the cast and which make it seem like all of her scene be shoot separately . the zombie make up be almost nonexistent . a little dab of faint green paint and a little blood be all there be to it . there be three instance of t and a in the film and which be basically all it have to offer it target audience .