here a summary of this unintentionally hilarious masterpiece . 1 ) a girl see a miss woman on tv and come to the startle revelation that she look just like her doll . the film then show the doll and which look nothing like the miss woman . 2 ) a madman scientifically explain to his demented accomplice how he be able to turn a woman into a doll represent the pond turn her into wax . 3 ) the accomplice admit to the girl that he her stalker by brush his teeth really fast and just like she do . 4 ) the accomplice kill a dude in an alleyway by first throw a noose around his neck . the noose becomes magically suspend from an invisible pole which we never see thus provide the leverage the accomplice need to hang the dude . the accomplice then grab some shrub shear and snip some hair off the dude head while mutter the grammatically incorrect statement and i be barber . 5 ) a girl be shower and see the accomplice on the other side of her shower door . she scream and then ignore him . after her shower and she decide to take a bath and but the accomplice appear in the bathtub with his trademark mischievous smirk that hint at massive weed consumption . she scream and then ignore him . the accomplice then make quack ( ala duck ) noise from the ventilation grate ( which measure 6 inch by 6 inch ) in the bathroom . she scream and then ignore him . 6 ) the madman build a frankenstein machine that power by electricity to turn the woman into wax and apparently forget that the pond water be sufficient enough for his need only a few minute earlier . 7 ) the accomplice kidnaps or kill girl and bring them to the madman for doll production . they get into an argument and the madman say and i have this machine . i do not need you anymore . how the machine kidnaps girl be never explain . 8 ) a girl be kidnap by the accomplice and attempt to send her brother a picture of the accomplice play with a doll in an effort to have her brother rescue her . she even type in help me on the message . however and the accomplice see her and take the phone away before she can send the message . the accomplice send the message anyway . the girl then shake her head in dismay and even though she want her brother to save her in the first place . how the brother find her location in the middle of a forest from the rather uninformative photo be not explain . 9 ) the doll be lesbian nymphomaniac . one of them distract a girl by hit a piano key and while the other sneak up behind her for an as grab . i kid you not . 10 ) the filmmaker couldn not figure out how to split up two people in a tunnel with no door and so they just make one of them disappear . 11 ) the accomplice hit a guy in the back of the head with a sledgehammer . the guy get up with a nasty gash on his forehead and and stab the accomplice with a sharp object and before pass out for 5 second . the accomplice fall down in the corner of the room and magically warp himself to the other side of the room and replaces himself with a stuffed dummy and all in 5 second . 12 ) some doll be as big a human being . they chase the character with their cgi deficient mouth . one of them know karate and and kick her stiletto high heel at one of the girl and who proceeds to catch it in her mouth . 13 ) one of the girl go into tough mode . she wield an axe but drop it . although she do cut the accomplice eyeball out . the accomplice appear in the middle of the forest soon after with a bandage on his head and a it appear that he plant first aid kit in the wilderness . . . just in case . 14 ) the stalker accidentally step in the bear trap that he randomly plant in the forest earlier . after plan that a girl would escape and run a mile or so in a give direction in a 100 square mile forest and and step on top of that 1 square foot area where he place the trap and he be slightly off in his calculation and suffer the consequence . 15 ) the doll create a super doll ( with 6 pack ab ) . the super doll awakes just in time to get some steamy lesbian neck action . 16 ) the deep morale of this story be reveal by the girl survivor represent boy will never understand girl dream . girl dreams keep glitter forever . i would not let you destroy it . 17 ) the girl survivor decide to keep the dead body of her friend and brother in her house a doll . she talk to them regularly . 18 ) the girl ponders and be it a dream or reality . i wonder . she get surround by doll and then turn into one . roll credit . enter delete scene . 19 ) the girl and her brother play paper scissors stone . 20 ) in another scene we have the following dialogue representgirl 1 represent once in a while you own clothes . ( close up on girl face ) girl 2 represent what on earth happen . ( they look around frantically ) some random dude represent yes . girl 1 represent hurry up . ( they run away ) 21 ) the girl be at karaoke with lot of cartoon character on the monitor . suddenly and a bloody doll cartoon emerges on the video screen . no one notice . 22 ) the accomplice chase the girl in fast forward motion thru the forest . the girl catch her dress on a tree and then slingshots backward on her as . the accomplice inject her with a serum of some kind . the scene abruptly cut . the girl be then immediately see run away from the accomplice in the forest and apparently unaffected by the serum . end delete scenesrating equal 0/5 enjoy .