take every bad africa legend and stereotype and sift carefully to remove all trace of logic and place in food or word processor and top with stupidity and mix crudely and serve with a thick garnish of corny . it wasn not that there be dumb stereotype of africa in this movie while it that there be so many of them and string together with a plot as rich a your average porn movie and horribly overwrought sound . the beginning be kind of cheesy but maybe could go somewhere . a i watch and it do indeed go somewhere downhill . it just keep get stupider . i be hop for fun and campy and if somewhat stupid and in an indiana jones and temple of doom sort of way . nothing big or fancy and just an entertaining action or adventure flick . but i have be hop for something somewhat less formulaic and thick with clichés . i have some pretty stupid goofy movie in my collection and for when i want something mindless . but this be go straight in the garbage . i do not ever want to see it again as long a i live . i pick it up for a pittance at a thrift store and clearly spend too much money . thanks to imdb for at least give me the pleasure of excoriate it in public .