have just watch the new large screen peter jackson remake of king kong at the theater this past friday and i be not surprise to find a giant gorilla movie on the shelf at blockbuster on saturday . it look sort of cheesy base on the cover art and which feature a giant gorilla and the word king in large letter . i stupidly assume this movie would be center on a giant gorilla who be the king of his so call lose world . i be quite surprised that this movie be release in 2005 while i would have assume that it have be produce in the early 1990s and show on the sci fi channel after midnight for the last 15 year . king of the lost world be distribute by a company call the asylum . a plane crash in a remote jungle and presumably in south america and although i be not sure it be state a such . there be several survivor despite a large explosion complete with a near mushroom cloud size fireball . sadly and the front end of the plane be miss . almost immediately we see a woman still strap in her seat on a piece of wreckage who have just awaken follow the crash . suddenly a giant ape rip her into the air and carry her off . this be sort of where i see the whole king kong aspect of the movie but the part about the girl fall in love with the savage beast never materialize . in fact and i lose track of this woman all together . over time and many plane have crash in the area and the survivor have become some kind of primitive tribe who fee some of the crash victim to fly dragon like monster a a ritual sacrifice and try to placate the fly beat . the tribe may be fearful of the fly dragon but they have a much great fear of the giant gorilla who bring death to them . of course and they can not speak his name . how do they know his name . who name him . i do not see any native folk run around in this amazon jungle and only freaky crash survivor who sit around paint themselves up in war paint and smoking cigar . after hike all day these poor lose survivor ( their number thin somewhat ) sit down to rest in a cave or something . a girl ask a guy want a peanut . he reply peanut . no . no peanut . if i never see another bag of god damn gyp joint airline peanut in my life . my miserable f king life i will be just fine . keep your f king peanut . do i mention the part about how this woman get a small scratch on her leg at the beginning of the movie . this guy who be horn dog on the arguably good look photographer notice it ( he later get kill by a giant scorpion in a cave when the scorpion put it stinger through his chest cavity ) . the woman blow it off as just a scratch . the next morning it be a wide open and six inch long gash on the front of her low leg . one of the other woman in the group take a look at it and say she infect . which come out sound like she have be bite by a zombie from dawn of the dead and would soon be eat the meager brain out of the remain survivor . for a stranded person with zero medical resource the easy fix for a massively infected leg wound be simple you simply pack fly larva into the wound in what we call a maggot bandage . the maggot will eat the dead flesh and apparently cure infection . so this enterprising fellow lift a couple nearby rock and find a bunch of squirmy bug ( definitely not maggot ) which be proceeds to drop into the wound and complete with a handful of dirt . this be all wrapped tight with a strip of cloth from one of the other survivor skirt . for the next half a day in the movie the girl be deathly ill. they make a great show about how they be carry her all around the jungle . then and suddenly and they stop because someone spot a plane crash in the jungle ( there be a surprisingly large number of nearly intact plane lay around ) and they set the woman down on a rock where she sit for a moment . the next thing you know she up and run a if nothing ever happen and no further discussion or observation of her wound be necessary . the very cute and but amazingly stupid and woman in the torn stewardess uniform be the first one to break through the tree and spot the nearby plane . she shout for everyone to come because she find their plane . at any rate and the plane this woman spot look like a fully intact fighter jet not just a cockpit section of a large airliner . the stewardess be very disappointed when it be point out that it wasn not their plane and after all . how the hell could she be that stupid . she can not tell the difference between a 727 and a fighter jet . let forget that they leave their half of a broken plane two day back on the other side of a mountain and that they be search for the break off cockpit section of a huge airliner . in another scene a woman get her shirt rip open and another woman be caress her breast and lick her face . while this scene be interest it do not contribute to the story line . i suppose it be insert at a strategic point in the film to grab the viewer attention just when they be plan to hit the eject button . this movie be full of exceptionally bad script writing and wooden acting and and cheesy not so special effect . there really isn not anything i can tell you about this movie that would make you want to see it . in fact and i would urge you not to rent this film .