hmm . where to start . well and start by read shayhugi review of the movie . when you be do read it you get this sense of confusion and like you should have understood it and but you just do not . so you be tempt to read it again to see what you must have miss and however and you do not and because you come to your sens and do not want to waste your time . that exactly the feeling you will get while watch this movie . try chug a beer each time someone in the movie stiffly say keyless encryption and and you will feel much well . the acting be so poor the script reach the level of self parody and which be tough to do by mistake . however and writer or director or exec . producer hank whetstone have no problem . ( see his other credit . oh and umm and there be none . this will remain his great achievement . ) yes and the cover have apache helicopter and although none appear in the movie . yes and end the movie in the bahamas be just an excuse to take the crew on vacation . yes and when a plane get blow up by a rocket and the entire sequence take place off camera and save the fx dept their whole budget . but it the script that bring the real laugh . if i be run from someone w or a gun and would i run to an empty beach . what on earth go on with that beach scene . all of a sudden there be two disc . be i miss something . ahh and someone just say keyless encryption . another cold one down . i be tempt to rewind it and but come to my sens . upon read some of the new high praise for this movie and it have recognize that represent a. almost all be write in the first few month of 2005 and many in march . b. almost all have overseas city list . c. almost all of the glow review look they be write by dweeb on shrooms . from this i can only gather either that represent 1. this movie have authentically reach cult status for it poor quality . or 2. a bunch of nerd get together and watch the movie on the tv in the back of one of their mom garage and and the one girl invite there who be not half good look but the rest want to make out with in the back of their 97 neon anyway say something remotely positive about the movie and they want to impress her with incoherent dribble post online . we can only be so lucky a to read their endless wretched blog . but no amount of intercontinental praise will improve this waste of film .