now i be really glad that new line be come out with this new trilogy because return of the king be a farce . at least in lotr i could laugh at the limping nazgul and aragorn in his mini skirt and boromir the viking . this movie do not have such nicety . it be one atrocious scene after another . i have to say than when i picture orcs and they do not dance and sing a song call and where there a whip there a way . but the new musical sequence be only a minor problem . this movie cut out a huge section from the middle of the book ( namely faramir and shelob and and gollum treachery ) which be actually really important . i be also not a fan of the way they reverse frodo and sam character . last time i check frodo be the doom sayer and sam try to be optimistic . they also skip really quickly over important scene and yet take ten minute on the samwise the strong scene which and while important should not take up quite that much time and especially since they have to cut the book down so much to fit it into a movie . there be also several event that really do not happen in the book that they put into the movie ( but some of them would ruin the end so i would not say incase any pain seeker actually want to see it ) . i have hear of artistic license and but . if i want to be really picky i could go on about how gandalf sound all wrong and how bilbo look like old mother hubbard . but mainly i need to say that glen yarbourgh be the wrong person to write music for the lotr . his folk music twang have no place within a hundred mile of this movie . people shouldn not even listen to it when they read the book . anywho and my advice to everyone be that if you want a good laugh check out the first one ( lotr ) and if you seek torture then by all mean and see the return of the king .