it not funny . it not stylish . nor be it suspenseful and exciting and thrill or chill in any way . it not intelligent enough to even be view a some warp social commentary and it not ambitious enough to do anything other than present gratuitous t and a and gore in the dull manner imaginable . hell and it not even entertain . what it really be an exercise in be completely and utterly pointless aside from present violent scenario and nude woman with in third world country with unlikely silicone enhance body . oh yeah and the plot involve a trio of student ( two american and a foreigner ) vacation in eastern europe who eventually stumble upon a pay to slay type business that specialize in make your sick dreams come true ( i. e. customer pay a high price to get to slaughter a real live person ) . and i be use the world eventually because it take around an hour for this movie to get to the real horror content . first we have to sit through an excruciating hour dedicate to the juvenile frat boy antic of character who stay waste on booze and drug and pay hooker for sex . a whole hour of this crap . our hero be stupid and irritating and immature and one dimensional and unlikable and by the time their life be in danger and you could care less what happen to them . i know i do not . i be actually root for the generic and anonymous bad guy to tell you the truth . to make matter bad and this film have a tack on end that try to let the sole survivor enact his vengeance . these scene be absolutely ludicrous and riddled with coincidence that certain character just happen to be at a certain place at the right time . hey and there three of them now cross the street right in front of me just a i be try to escape the town . well what do you know . how bout i run em all over . there another one who happen to be on the same train a me a i be leave the country . well i will follow him into the bathroom . etc . etc . etc . the end . this movie be absolute garbage from start to finish . it nothing new or interesting . there be some gore and but it pretty much what expect and nothing too shock for anyone who have already sit through film like texas chainsaw massacre or dawn of the dead . director eli roth may be 35 year old and but his brain function at the level of someone 20 year his junior base on his juvenile screenplay and uninspired direction . roth himself later claim to make this film to show americans ignorance of the world around them and in the process only show his own ignorance when it come to film making . absolutelty the pit .