we be so excited to see this movie we love the royal tenenbaums and we love and travel to india often and we love all the actor but we could barely get through it . it be bore and pointless and not funny and be almost insulting in it completely false representation of indian train and the people who work on them . you would never ever find a woman wait on men on a train and wear a short revealing dress . i will never say never and but i doubt that even a prostitute would have sex with some white guy on an indian train . maybe it be suppose to be a cartoon with all the garish paint interior and bogus event ( a train get lose . ) . i could have tolerate that if there be just anything to hang on to in the story . it be the bad movie i have see in many year . bad than ishtar .