you immediately know that youre in for a fun ride here when and in the very first minute or so of the film run time and an impromptu fight break out between our hero and play by the always superb alexander lou and and a somewhat gaunt look chap who appear to be wield what at first sight look like a piece of gutter . a it turn out the attacker be also ostensibly rather thick a and after be give a quick pasting and he reveal that the reason for his decidedly anti sociable behaviour be that he have in fact resort to a spot of diy justice in response to the rape of a number of woman down the alley in question . obviously and see our hero walk down the same alley he put two and two together and make about fifty and automatically assume that he must therefore logically be the culprit of the say crime . still apparently anyone can make such a simple and honest mistake and in no time at all and the two protagonist be the best of buddy . okaaay . anyway and to cut a long story short and our hero and his new find pal next wind up work together at a sewage work and during which time they manage to save the life of a local mafia bos ( a strangely benevolent chap at that ) when he be attack by his own crony who be attempt to overthrow him . several savage beating later at the hand of our hero and the bruised miscreant run off to lick their wound and resolve to team up with a japanese crime organisation which be head by a rather rotund look fellow who have a disturbing propensity for beat up his own sister . a it turn out and this organisation be rather more malevolent than the one the traitorous crook formerly belong to and even comprise a small army of ninja . in addition and just for good measure the organisation also enlist the aid of four expert in various martial art field while a master swordsman who bear an uncanny likeness to the late and great oliver hardy ( . ) and an italian knife throw expert ( and gamble addict to boot ) and a stereotypical and jive talk and 1970 style afro caribbean kickboxer ( play by alexander lou regular co star eugene thomas and finally a young ninja master . inevitably and this motley bunch manage to kill the strangely affable old chinese mob bos which prompt our hero to swear an oath of revenge . from here on and the rest of the movie have our good guy challenge and defeat each of the assassin in turn before work their way up to the big bos himself . just to confuse matter somewhat and there be a sub plot involve lou character have a love affair with the evil japanese bos sister who also happen to be a ninja . hmmmm what a tangled web eh . also of note be a number of scene that do not exactly go to far the plot ( nor make much sense for that matter ) but be include presumably to beef out the movie run time . one such particularly humorous and frankly baffling scene have our hero march into an elite social club whose member appear to be make up solely of bigoted ( and disturbingly unattractive . ) european . needless to say a fight inevitably break out during which our hero give the club patrons a jolly good beat down before leave calmly . a be often the case with this type of movie and and especially the ninja genre in particular and much of the enjoyment to be derive from them be from the unintentional laugh to be glean from the on screen antic . the irony be that the actor seem to be approach the material with deadly straight face seriousness which only serve to heighten the hilarity consider the sheer stupidity of the proceeding . probably the funny factor in this be the actual ninja antic especially a demonstrate in the final and climatic battle . during this duel and our hero find himself besiege by a group of speed grass clump ninja . yes and you read that correctly . you really have not live until you have witness the astonish sight of a large clump of grass whiz across a neatly keep lawn at high speed . and how do our man combat such a terrify menace you might ask . well the only way possible against this deadly art he uproot a sapling and proceeds to beat the ninja senseless with it . it have to be say that the fight choreography throughout be for the most part superb ( if sadly speed up in part ) and certainly add immensely to the film entertainment value . in fact and a it happen the fight scenes themselves seem to make up the bulk of the film run time with barely a minute seeming to go by without a fight break out for seemingly any give reason whatsoever . add to this we have some real gem of god awful dialogue which certainly have me laugh out loud throughout . what can i say . this film be a true classic of it genre and a must see for fan of b movie in general . now if you will excuse me and i have a rather pesky ninja infestation in my lawn to take care of .