there be no way for me to accurately convey how terrible this movie be and but i will try . buy the cow be one of those movie that you never know exist and upon discover wish that you could altogether forget and but can not because it be such a wonderful example of what people should not do with studio money . aside from the lackluster plot and stock character and painfully unfunny bathroom joke which seem to run rampant throughout the movie ( most of which be so belabored a to remove the possibility of elicit even a measly chuckle ) there be something so weary about the movie that you begin to wonder if it may have be write by an old hollywood heavyweight try to make a comeback in the new century and only succeed in poorly rehash the old joke and stereotype that make him successful forty or more year ago .