some film be so poor that and unintentionally amuse that they become quite enjoyable ( the usual straight to video nonsense star the like of james belushi and jean claude van damme etc . ) however and one occasionally come across a film which be so poor that any enjoyment one might have be able from the poor script and poor acting and poor continuity and the sense of i can not believe they be take this seriously be erode within the first half hour . simon sez break record on this note . after 2 minute and i think i be about to watch an enjoyable and if predictable and action or comedy with pretty poor acting . after 5 min and i realise that i have find a film even bad than carnosaur . after 10 minute and a reverse triple summersault in the pike position out of my window 12th floor window seem preferable to sit though the rest of this rubbish . save grace represent seal window and i do not rent the film but watch it on cable . though i be tempt to unsubscribe after this and and and finally and this film get my mind back on do some out of work reading on the financial market . a dry topic at the best of time and but compare to rodman and sjoberg and that clown of a sidekick in this film and it be humorous and witty and leave me feel refresh . so and for those of you who have read the above and ca see that i be still sit on the fence regard this film . i shall be explicit represent do not watch this film . if give the choice between painful tooth extraction and this masterpiece and go to the dentist . dental pain go go away pretty quickly and this may warp you for life .