film largely on location in chicago and helm by columbia college graduate michael ojeda and joel goodman and lana rain be supposedly about two refugee from the bosnia war move to chicago and try to make their way in this strange new world . instead and it be simply every late night cable movie you have see in your whole life chuck into a blender and drank and and explosively shit down your throat . it sole novelty be the replacement of faux hick accent ( the norm when hollywood film shitstorms like this ) with broken english with eastern european accent and croatian ( with english subtitle ) . oksana orlenko and in the title role and do a decent job in either language and but burden by a simply awful script and generally not very good co star and i be not certain how much i be just try to find one redeem facet of this production in order to justify the disappearance of $ 6 from my wallet and 107 minute from my life . if there be one and it certainly be not the direction and the cinematography and the script and the editing and or the lame and heavy hand ( but digitally master . ) score . god know it definitely not the script . lana rain run through so many laugh out loud bad movie clichés that it hard to believe it be ever make . speech about how america be where dreams come true . check . inept and slow motion action scene . check . shoehorn in romantic subplot that serve no purpose other than provide the obligatory sex scene . check . flashback image at the end to remind you of everything that you already saw in the previous hour and a half . check . completely unnecessary happily ever after final scene . check . no bearing on reality whatsoever . check .