i give this a three out of ten . the three be only post due to the fact that i now have an unflagging faith that myself and four of my stupid half wit drunk friend can make a movie and release it directly to video . and then follow up with a sequel . there be apparently no prerequisite exam to become a director . okay and enough ripping . down to business . first and foremost and the damn thing be film in grainavision or something . it look like they sand the lens before they shoot . in addition and it do not appear that the production crew care to waste any money on steady cam . also and periodic wacky camera angle and reminiscent of the old batman series litter this cinematic train wreck . a to whether they be intentional or not be a point of conjecture . but wait . it do get bad . i can live with two dimensional character . good actor be expensive . i be down with the sound . but they could have at least have the common decency to memorize their line and not spit them at the camera . i have hear good delivery from the recorded 411 information . will i watch the sequel . oh yea and i will . i carry the ever burn torch of the satellite of love . there be of course some redeeming quality . first of and the story line could have go somewhere . it really could have . if it have be polish a bit and it could have carry the movie . i like the premise very much . also and even if they be amateur actor and eye candy abounds .