love at first bite start in transylvania at count vladimir dracula ( george hamilton ) castle . a female government official ( lidia kristen ) inform dracula that they be go to take possession of his castle and turn it into a training camp for our young athlete and that we will be back in 48 hour with trampoline and unfortunately this be about as funny a love at first bite get . dracula feel he have no choice but to leave . so along with his very annoy servant renfield ( arte johnson ) dracula decide to head for new york to find a woman he have become convince be the reincarnation of his lose love and a successful fashion model name cindy sondheim ( susan saint james ) . once safely in new york and check into the plaza and dracula go about try to find cindy by first send renfield to cindy agent ( susan tolsky ) . eventually dracula discovers cindy will be at a disco and make sure he be there too . dracula introduces himself to cindy at the disco and with his strange quirky charm work their magic cindy fall for him . they end up at cindy apartment where dracula bite cindy on the neck and and they have sex two and a half time apparently . while discuss her feeling the next day with her psychiatrist dr. jeffery rosenberg ( richard benjamin ) he find out about the bite and say that she have be bite by a vampire and also that he be a descendant of infamous vampire hunter van helsing . rosenberg and along with nypd lieutenant ferguson ( dick shawn ) set out to stop dracula before he permanently turn cindy into a blood suck immortal vampire . meanwhile dracula and cindy fall in love with each other and decide to escape new york and but will this unusual love story have a happy end . direct by stan dragoti i must admit that i personally do not find much to laugh at in this comedy or horror spoof . the script by robert kaufman tire hard with one liner come thick and fast but they just aren not that funny . the physical slapstick doesn not work either and someone be hit by a broom and then pull a silly face before they fall over just isn not amuse as far a i be concern . love at first bite be the sort of film that think dracula drink the blood of a drunk and then become drunk himself and sing and a woman be show a mouse who then run away screaming be funny . it isn not . have say that i do smile on occasion and the film definitely have a certain innocent charm and although the film do contain some bad language . george hamilton a dracula be great and extremely likable and i really want it to end happily for the guy . on the other hand i hat arte johnson a renfield and richard benjamin a jeffery rosenberg who both play it so over the top it embarrass . susan saint james a cindy the love interest be ok. on a technical level the film have a nice look throughout and obviously have a fairly handsome budget and i have no complaint about this side of thing . dracula trial and tribulation while try to survive a late 70 new york be mildly amuse but again nothing that really make me laugh out loud . there be a fairly fun taxi or police motorbike chase towards the end as well . some of it be far too silly for it own good too . overall i do not regret watch love at first bite but maybe it just not my type of film . i can not in good heart call it a bad film but at the same time i can not really say i enjoy it when i do not . i will leave the decision up to you .