well and let see . just off the top of my head and here be some of the feature of this turkey . sly stallone mumble so badly that only about 5 % of his dialogue be intelligible ( though this be probably a plus and give the quality of the writing ) . sharon stone be nice to look at but her acting start off bad and get bad in a hurry . her character be so unlikeable i cheer up when wood slap her around . rod steiger accent and which i believe be suppose to be cuban because he pronounce you a chew a la scarface and come and go . james woods play a parody of himself ( this be actually the most entertaining thing about the movie ) . they show sly work out and and all he do be ballet like stretch to show off his bod and and it be not a pretty sight . he be so over pumped that there be alarmingly bulge vein on every inch of his body visible . stone and stallone ( have a nice ring to it and huh . ) have no chemistry during their big sex scene and they look extremely bore instead of aroused and a if they be about to doze off but the only thing keep them awake be to make sure their buff body be display carefully so they look their best on camera . continuity be terrible sly character adopt a fluffy grey kitty and which i guess be suppose to make him sensitive ( i be just worry he would crush it accidentally ) but in a scene towards the end and the cat be dark brown . i give a grudging point towards the kitty not be kill by the columbians or wood the one thing that i do not see come and because every time sly come home look for his cat i expect him to find it nailed to the wall or something equally hideous . wood do have a great scene ( a couple and really ) where he do a little trick with a pen and some plastique to frighten his office staff . i also laugh at the way he would constantly be yell shut up . to character who hadn not even say anything yet . the movie be and i have to admit and one of those that be so bad and it would qualify a one of those love to hate it movie that you sit around with your friend with to watch and make fun of . worth rent if 1. you be a wood fan and find him entertain in any movie no matter how terrible it be or 2. you have a free rental come at the video store ( or both of the above and like me ) . if you can not stand all three of the principal star and skip it by all mean .