silly me . here i be under the impression of own a tiger shark horror movie and but instead there just a copy of the x rat love boat chronicle in my dvd collection . what the hell be this . i absolutely love low budget jaw rip off the trashier they be and the more i love them but this have get to be one of the most incoherent and insufferably tedious exploitation movie ever make . tintorera could be describe a sex and tequila and sunny beach . oh and and a little bit of shark action too and maybe . now this may sound like crazy fun but not when you have to endure lousy act performance and lamentable dialog for 127 damn long minute . who the hell be interested in an extra long version of a crap film anyway and especially when the additional footage only serve more crap . this movie have no redeeming element whatsoever and since even the sleazy scene be uninspired and boring a hell . hugo stiglitz and who oddly resemble daniel stern from home alone and play a millionaire who park his yacht in front of a tourist beach resort and stare at the girl in their colorful bikini . he fall in love with a brunette and lose her again because their summer love relationship be get too serious and catch her cheating on him with playboy miguel . the two guy become best friend and the girl get devour by a tiger shark without anybody realize she go . good riddance and i guess . together and steven and miguel seduce a handful of other girl before the both fall for english beauty gabriella . they then start the most implausible and retard tree way relationship ever film . since gabriella can not or do not want to choose between her two lover and tintorera suddenly turn for nearly 45 minute . into a romantic melodrama with few nudity ( only male nudity and actually ) and really pointless image of three uninteresting people talk . you honestly pray for the shark to pop up again and bring closure to this painfully soporific relationship . he or she do eventually and when the macho boys try to impress gabrielle with their nasty shark hunt game and and after kill miguel this chapter end suddenly and like it be just a tiny little sub plot . steven return to party on the beach and take random beauty queen back to his boat for sex . when that annoy tiger shark kill yet another one of his girlfriend and steven get really upset go after his nemesis . tintorera stand for total boredom and irritation . the underwater footage of the titular animal scout the bottom of the sea be nifty and professional and but i suspect most of these scene be borrow from documentary or something . it rather infuriate how this movie contain truckloads of sequence in which fish and harmless small shark specie be torture and kill for no reason other than port and amusement . i be pretty sure it real and a i do not see how you can fake impaling innocent little sea creature . perhaps it all be archive footage as well and but i do not think so judging by the diving suit the hunter wear and and even if it all fake it still remain poor padding . i be normally a great admirer of the gorgeous starlet susan george and fiona lewis and priscilla barnes but honestly no one be capable of save this disastrous production . my advise be to skip it and but if for some reason you do feel the urge of track it down and make sure it isn not the long version .