so apparently this movie be about this good look ( in a marlboro man way ) blond guy in a camouflage ninja costume and his fight with a chubby businessman ( in a red ninja costume ) and with the red ninja guy minion to break up a counterfeiting ring . no and wait and it about a cop work undercover a a men fashion model ( uh huh ) and his relationship with his brother ( a playboy and troublemaker ) and his girlfriend and the price he pay to perform his assign duty ( which seem to involve a lot of soft core porn and soap opera dialog ) . wait and it both those thing . and a lot less . i enjoy bottom of the barrel cinema more than i probably should and but this particular genre in which richard harrison apparently be edit into an unrelated and obscure action move by director ho be new to me . lucky me and i get to experience confusion and cheese overload in one compact movie . i count about six extremely silly ninja battle ( which be fair enough for a movie call ninja the protector ) a the blond guy dispatch the chubby businessman er and ninja grandmaster little helper in a series of increasingly desultory battle involve teleportation and exotic weapon and instant costume change and ton of eye liner and and finally . joust on motorcycle ( . ) meanwhile and the director and editor try to pretend that all this be connect to the other plot about the fashion model with some link dialog . the end result be . weird and disorient and a if i would swallow a handful of no doze and wash it down with cough syrup . i keep expect the movie to make sense and follow through with something . for the law of cause and effect to kick in . for character to do thing that make sense . and the screenplay keep bounce from scene to scene without ever be coherent . upside to the movie represent the blond guy ( richard harrison . ) be at least good look . the battle be sloppy and silly but it look like someone at least tried to pump some adrenaline into the proceeding by include a variety of weapon and stunt . also and the undercover cop brother be fun to watch he be like the energizer bunny of sidekick and always bounce back from get slam around and manage to win most of his fight with sheer elastic energy . ( the second plot should have be about him ) . and the english dubbing be good than usual for a quickie exploitation product like this while the overdubbed line delivery at least do not grate and and the sound wasn not mixed in such a way a to make your ear bleed the way some hong kong sausage product be . the best i can say for it be that a bunch of kid and ninja fan probably watch it while drunk ( or stone ) and cheer a lot . but this be an insult to anyone who expect his movie to and um and make sense .