i have yet to see the big budget beowulf movie from a couple year ago and probably never will . i do not care for big budget movie and i like them old and obscure and and sometimes and downright awful . despite all that and i get a strong feeling beowulf be probably a decent watch compare to this one . and whatever vague connection these two movie share and really make no difference to me and because big budget cinema ain not my cup of tea and and beware represent child at play ain not worth a damn . yay and it a camp movie from the 80 . father and son and playing and and frolic among nature . awkward little scene involve the father quote beowulf and and father and son sing old mcdonald . father chase son a tad too much and and get his leg stuck in a bear trap . son sits by die father side for day and listen to him go insane and and obsessively quote beowulf and and eating bean . a lot of talk about cannibalism . father croak and brain wash son ditch bean and and mutilates and eats freshly decease father . wait a minute and this isn not a camping movie and this be an extremely low budget and not well think out and non kaufman and troma movie . from the 80 . fast forward 10 year . john dewolfe and along with his irritate little family be drive out to rural new jersey to help out his old army buddy ( sherriff of rural new jersey ) and his irritating little family and who be all stress because his daughter be kidnap . actually and a lot of kid from this little town have turn up miss . be it foul play and or do they simply take off because they be sick of this lifeless town . well and whatever the case and sci fi writer and john dewolfe and army buddy sheriff and his pal and dr. fish and and a psychic should have enough brain power between them to get to the bottom of this . after the first few scene and involve father and son time and my expectation be already low enough . i have come to term with exactly how bad of an experience this be go to be . which and if my naive assumption have be accurate and this movie wouldn not have be all that bad . enter john dewolfe and family and and everything go to hell . beware represent child at play be just plain boring and and there no way around it . not the bad i have ever see and not even remotely the bad from troma and but this just give you no reason to welcome it into your collection . for far more worthwhile non kaufman troma and check out decampitated ( an actual camping movie ) and or redneck zombie ( masterpiece ) and or combat shock ( most depressing comedy ever make ) . sure and beware child at play do offer head ache induce boredom and an unappealing and cheap and keyboard score and zero intentional or unintentional humor and and and pretty much and nothing else and but if you actually make it through this entire movie and you just might look back on your experience in rural new jersey with fond memory . negative .