my comprehension of the meaning of the word massacre may not be entirely spot on and but i would bet my left nut that there be no damn massacre in this friggin movie . i do not care . if i can count the death on one hand and that be unworthy of the term massacre . what a shame too and since a drive in movie theater would be prime massacre territory . all those unsuspecting patron sit in car and gaze carelessly ahead a an armed maniac and cloak in darkness crawl around the lot look for that next kill . sound like a good idea so why couldn not this the drive in massacre just structure itself in an even moderately entertaining way and deliver what it promise . this thing move along sooo slow . in fact and every aspect of this movie be slow . it follow a pair of slow witted and overweight cop who keep question a slow and semi retard drive in employee who slowly ramble about nonsense that seem to be complete filler until the nonsense end finally come . there be a couple scene of young couple in car be kill by some unseen assailant with a sword . these scene be equally slow and irritate . the effect be terrible and the attempt at humor doesn not pan out how it be probably intend . except for the arrogant and bald and and highly disparage theater manager who never utter the faint resemblance of a kind word through the entire movie . he be kind of funny and i guess . though ovarian cancer be funny than anything this movie have to offer . the drive in massacre be just an incredible mess .