a movie theater with a bad history of past gruesome murder reopen . of course and the bloody killing start anew . write and direct and shot and scored and edit with an appalling lack of flair and finesse by the singularly talentless rick sloane ( who later disgrace celluloid some more with the absolutely atrocious hobgoblin ) and this horrendously ham fisted attempt at a slasher spoof strike out something rotten in every conceivable way represent the excruciatingly lethargic pacing and the painfully static and grainy cinematography ( there a stinky surplus of drab master shot feature throughout ) and an annoyingly droning and redundant humn hiver synthesizer score and the flat ( non ) direction and a tediously talky and uneventful script and the groan induce sophomoric sense of lowbrow humor and the bloodless murder set piece and a pitifully unscary killer ( he just some wrinkle up old guy in pasty make up ) and the uniformly obnoxious and unappealing character and a dissatisfyingly abrupt end and and lifeless performance from a noticeably uninspired cast all ensure that watch this schlocky swill be about a fun and rewarding a eat rancid raw eel drench with sour vinegar . this crud totally lack the necessary crude charm and sleazy vigor require to be enjoyable junk . instead it just a bland and plodding and meander stiff that never catch fire or become even remotely amuse in a so shoddy it smoke sort of way . only a smidgen of nudity and the delightful presence of the always dependable mary woronov a a snarky and sardonic secretary provide a little relief from the overall crumminess of this lousy loser .