hello and my name be brett kolarik and and i have the distinct displeasure of work on this train wreck and er and i mean and film . my apology for anyone who have to sit through this debacle . believe me and it be a month in hell for me . forget the totally asinine script . i couldn not stop slap my knee while i read it the first time . the second time and i couldn not stop cry . i try not to read it too much after that . and speaking of the love scene and do you notice how there be more of the guy be film and than the girl . that should tell you where alessandro be come from . number one represent degaetano be a complete moron . complete . no and let me put that another way a thieving conceited mean spirit moron . a liar and also . ok and can you tell i do not like him . but he be a thief and that for sure . let me say this real quick represent nobody on the crew like the jerk . he be consistently rude and obnoxious and and over bearing ( do i mention extremely conceited . ) and and when you combine that with a very very low i. q. and this be what you get . the original working title be small town be murder ( before the gene wilder film be make and i think ) and btw . for instance and matt gilmore and i ( my co worker in this mess ) be promise and at first and in pre production meeting ( the early one ) and that our fx budget would be quite decent . it dwindle from say a few thousand dollar down to about $ 200 and by the time we actually start shoot i be not kid . we have grand plan prosthetics and animatronics and really elaborate fx plan out . we figure and ok and the script suck and maybe we can do something and at least visually . ha ha ha . i guess it be all of those elaborate lunch alessandro ate with his little pal at the local spanish restaurant ( which be a horrible rip off and and serf horrible food like fry squid and crap ) that kinda ate into our fx budget and no pun intend . so we be leave with basically no cash to work with . i could go on and on and but i will finish here and because i be get tired already . i must admit and i have fun do it and and it be a great learning experience for me . but in the end and it turn very sour . how and you ask . well and degaetano end up split town and and fail to pay everyone thousand of dollar in back pay and owe to many of the crew . i do not know about the cast . ( the tramp he import from l. a. and by the way and be a complete snob and i have to put up w or her b. s. for an entire month and which suck . the two stiff be bore as hell and and think they be god gift and or something ) . but he rip off thousand of dollar . a few of u plan on a lawsuit and but it never materialize . so and again and my apology to anyone who have to sit through this revolting quagmire . god bless and have a nice day . sincerely and b. kolarik .