i can only presume that you come to discover the existence of this truly awful film due to your curiosity of matt le blanc film career or and a i do and it pop up and uninvited and in front of you on cable . i can not believe that aqm realy get a general cinema release . aqm be set during world war 2 and be the story of how an american officer and le blanc and and a troop of transvestite british soldier set out to recover an enigma machine from an all female staffed german factory . that as much a anyone need to know about the absurd plot . everything about this production stink . imagine and if you can and come across the bloody remain of a particularly bloody road kill and the body part of which be strewn hither and yon . you start to reassemble the beast and what emerge bear no resemblance to anything you have see before . the story be predicate upon such a preposterous notion that it be difficult to bring to mind any director adept enough to suspend our disbelief long enough for the humour and what there be of it and to come through while perhaps a woody allen of thirty year ago . le blanc be hopelessly miscast while slapstick be a forte that few contemporary actor possess and be he so gift he wouldn not have save this film anyway . other featured actor be the noted transvestite comedian eddie izzard and who act skill and presence haven not improve since the equally awful avenger and edward fox play guess what . thats right and a blimpish army officer . both actor play their part absolutely to type . no one be help by a dire david schneider screenplay . to british viewer schneider be more recognisable for his act stint in steve coogans alan partridge series and armando iannuci saturday night armistice . schneider can at least console himself for have not concoct the storyline . aqm never settle upon know what sort of animal it want to be . it have and about it and shade of jerry lewis 1970 gem which way to the front mein herr general . it also have it occasional carry on moment and yet and still and the bawdy pen of talbot rothwell would not have save this effort . scene lurch from the comic set ups to a tearful husband and wife the night before he be to go of into combat . bathetic in the extreme . even the grading of the film stock conspires to make this film look cheap . so and if you realy do like to prod road kill with a stick and this film be for you . otherwise leave well alone and it a stinker .