this be the most ridiculously overpraised piece of crap of the year . first of all and it only about seventy minute long without credit not that i be complain by the end which be pretty insult in the era of $ 10 movie ticket . second and the camerawork make woody allen husband and wife feel positively stable by comparison . it truly headache induce . there a lot to hate about this movie and but most of all be that it take place entirely in movieland and where every character have one or more supposedly endear or interesting eccentricity and ten time too much dialogue all of it scream script . and every moment be laden with unlikely action and silly melodrama and and nothing anybody say or do bear any resemblance to the real world . the baby face katie holmes a a druggie be only the beginning . next come the black woman whose initial response to holmes at her apartment door ring completely false . then the effete upstairs neighbor who behave unlike anybody on planet earth . and the list go on and on and on it really amaze how much falsehood have be cram into so little running time . the stuff with april family be just painful to watch and ring false from the first second to the last . patricia clarkson get the one and only laugh in the picture when she have her husband stop the car and get out and and without say a word cross the highway and stick out her thumb to hitchhike in the opposite direction . the idea that this be an award worthy performance be an insult and not least of all to clarkson . everybody else and you just feel sad for and include yourself .