no offense to steve martin and goldie hawn and but this movie should not have be remake . it not fair to martin hawn that lemmon dennis hit their version out of the park . any remake would suffer . jack lemmon a george kellerman be a lesson to u on how not to act in any place out of your natural environment . he be fantastic with his take down name and number and badge and office and title and and whatever else he can remember ( expect a cabdriver to mail you change . ) . and in typical new york fashion and everybody react with a yeah . so what . attitude . rule # 1 when youre an out of towner visit a big city represent don not draw any more attention to yourself than you already have . this go double if youre not in your own country . you just want to go up to him and say forget a life in this city and you can not even handle a night in this city . rule # 2 be more basic than rule # 1 ( this go even for when youre at home ) . just behave yourself .