star rating represent saturday night friday night friday morning sunday night monday morning i have be review film on imdb for ten year now . i have review well over a thousand . i have see and review all sort of film . some be adaptation of great novel or cult tv show that be destine to become great film . some may have be true life story that have to be make into a film . and others may have be less audacious and and simply be make to be a simple piece of escapist and b movie fun . that seem to have be the case with alien agent . but the result couldn not have be bad . instead and it be a film that leave one word wonder around in your mind represent why . what be the point of it . what inspire a supposedly intelligent movie producer to think there be any chance it would be a big hit and either on the big screen or on dvd . be there not load of talented and up and come young artist cry out for their big break and for whom the budget for this useless excuse for a film could have spring board their career . what be the point of it . mark dascascos career read like a whole charge sheet of direct to dvd mediocrity and with the occasional support appearance in a big studio film that see the light of day at a cinema screen . i haven not see most of them and to be honest and and maybe there be some film in that barren landscape of filmic drudgery that would make this codswallop seem like a masterpiece ( shudder . ) but he the lead star here and and that ain not great market potential to get your film notice much . then there his co star billy zane and who just over ten year ago speak with an elequted british accent in titanic and the big film of all time in scope of scale and budget . while leonardo dicaprio and kate winslet career have take off quite grandly and fate have deal him the unlucky hand and he get to co star in drivel like this and where he first speak with a weird american trucker accent before be magically transform into a more smoothly speak evil alien type guy . you will notice i have forgo the traditional plot summary and which be too apathetic to make a fuss about . some nonsense about an alien race from another planet that have develop a portal to our world to drain our natural resource and eventually enslave our specie and which dacascos alien agent must try and sort out . i could go on about this and and the atrociously bad acting and and the unbelievably cheap look special effect ( mainly and what appear to be sparkler sprinkle come from the slain alien invader ) the even shoddier look set and the complete lack of any exciting action through out . but frustratingly and this be one of those film where i could tell from the trailer it be go to be rubbish and so and i kind of feel like i only have myself to blame to be honest . alien agent be one of those film that just make you wonder why you even bother watch movie anymore . i know this be more of a rant than i should be waste on a film of such unimportance but . i just can not figure out why anyone thought this would have appeal to anyone and and if there be and even with such an obviously low budget and b list cast and they make such a p. s poor job of it . it such a waste of time and and let be honest and a waste of emerge talent . no star .