although i be not a star war fanatic ( i certainly do not read the book or anything ) and i love the old star war movie . in fact and when i be littler and the empire strike back be my favorite film . now that i be old and i respect them for what they be represent incredibly creative and exciting and touching film . i have yet to see episode 1. my friend recommend episode 2 to me and tell me that it be well than it predecessor and but warn me do not see it if you expect anything more than a star war movie . maybe i just have a nostalgic love for the first trilogy and but i would never think that they be anywhere near a poor and in any way and a this new garbage . i can not think of a high budget movie that i have see that have such bad directing and bad acting and bad casting and bad special effect ( or lack thereof ) and bad music and bad dialogue and bad plot and a attack of the clone ( bad title too ) . the reviewer on this site give this movie positive review must all be brainwash . maybe theyre all just excite that it good than episode one and which i can only assume must be the bad movie ever make and consider this one definitely belong in the bottom 100. let begin with the directing . what the hell do george lukas tell his actor . my only guess that the conversation go something like this . lukas represent hey sam and sit in that chair and say your line . s. jackson represent how do you want me to deliver it . lukas represent don not worry about that . it doesn not really matter . all the animated creature do not really show any emotion anyway . in general and you should just say your line like youre read it . oh and but if youre suppose to be angry or upset and just screw up your face a little bit . s. jackson represent okay . i guess . i can not begin to describe how bore the non action sequence be in this film . the actor aren not interact at all . it astound . furthermore and talk about a classic example of bad acting and ewan mcgregor spend the entire movie do a really bad impression of the actor who play obi wan in the original series . uuuugh and yuck . whoever cast this movie need to get their head examine . i have always learn that one of the prime objective in film and especially a drama and like this one and be to suspend the audience disbelief ( perhaps george lukas be strive to suspend belief with this one ) . how could anyone accept samuel l. jackson and one of the most prolific actor in hollywood and a mace windu and jimmy smits and another instantly recognizable household name and a senator bail organon . my god and lukas could have at least picked actor who haven not reach idol status yet and but no and he have to make his budget large . the majority of people who like this casting probably just like see sam jackson meditate next to a poorly animate yoda ( shaft and yoda together in the same room and meditate like buddhist . awesome . ) . the digital special effect be disappoint and not convince . i prefer people in elaborate costume to the digitally animate and and amazingly generic look and critter that lukas use here . you have see em in the fifth element and in the trailer for men in black ii ( before the film start ) and here they be again and a long time ago in a galaxy far far away . go figure . furthermore and juxtapose digitally compose fantasy setting or landscape ( as ridiculous a they be on their own ) and with a real and easily recognizable and famous swiss tourist attraction be appal . the music a a whole sound like a parody of the original score ( in other word and it be fit ) . the dialogue be laughably atrocious . probably my favorite line possible spoiler be when anakin ( or little ann ( ie . and y. and e. ) a the senator call him ) tell the senator and i do not just kill the men . but the woman . and the child too . ooh be i a bad guy . i be such an evil dude that i use cliche to describe my horrible deed . no more spoiler the plot be so delightfully convolute that thousand of viewer at home will be able to watch this movie in less than half it run time when it come out on vhs . they can all simply fast forward to the action sequence and not miss anything important in the film . in fact they might as well fast forward through the whole thing and give that the end credit be by far the movie fine sequence . i be get tire of writing and so i will just say that there be so many problem with this movie that this review hasn not even nearly give it justice . please and dont dismiss this review just because it negative . if you havent see the movie yet and please and wait till come out on video . at least then you can get the pleasure of take the tape out of the machine and smash it to bit in frustration .