i have always be a dana carvey fan . he be funny on saturday night live and funny in wayne world and and funny everywhere else that he wasn not bear the full weight of a movie with the strength of his comedic ability . his big test come in master of disguise and and with it he flunk out of film school . don not believe that just because youre a comedy fan ( a one reviewer put it ) that you will somehow be roll in the aisle at this . you would not . if you be in the theater and you would probably walk out . since you will probably watch this at home and expect to walk out of your house and because the whole thing will be poison . the first poorly act scene with legendary starlet bo derek be just a harbinger of thing to come . flail confusion follow for the next 75 minute and which seem a stretch out version of a 45 minute script . the act never convince you of anything but the effect of weak directing . it be a if director perry blake be too afraid to tell his actor what to do . few of them turn in a scene that do not seem like a first take . the camera just keep roll anyway and perhaps try to save money on film by not re shoot anything . the costume base joke all fall flat in second . when a character be more creepy and awkward than funny and there a problem . on a scale of 1 to 10 and one be amuse and ten be creepy and the turtle guy scene be the proverbial 11. note to all involve represent a guy say turtle in a weird sheepish voice isn not funny and and it certainly isn not funny when you have have him repeat it 20 time within five minute a the only attempted joke in the entire scene . if the only comic relief next to the performance of confused and awkward straight man jennifer esposito be a guy repeat the same line over and over again and youre scrap the wood off the bottom of the laugh barrel . there just nothing there to find remotely amuse . all the audience feel be pity for everyone involve in the movie and include themselves . that type of unnerve awkwardness repeat over and over again throughout the movie and halt only briefly by comedic gem leave completely unexplored like the classmate . com profile in which the evil villain ( play by brent spiner and who once again have nothing to work with ) give away his entire plan . what you get be an unfunny and unbearable view of dana carvey and many of his cast mate commit career suicide right in front of you . if you want to watch a movie that make you feel joy and laughter and intrigue and and other positive feeling and watch something else . if you want to ride a roller coaster of unrequited emotion a you hope over and over again that dana carvey be funny for his own sake and only to be let down over and over again until you push the stop button and this one for you . it not funny while it sad .