i have a theory about chattanooga choo choo . this be a make for tv movie ( look at the cast . ) and somehow the can make their way to movie theater instead of the network and inadvertently get show at your local theater . that the only explanation i can offer for why such a stupid movie get release . eden first major release in a decade be certainly nothing major nelson would approve of . with speeding train and laxative and purple clothes and glue in peephole and stutter cheerleader and joe namath and there be plenty of goofiness but nothing special . when george kennedy in his underwear doesn not make you laugh and you know there something seriously wrong . this choo choo be just a time filler between an episode of taxi and your local news . three star . no go and joe .