warn represent review contain spoilerswas this sort of thing really in fashion thirty year ago . on the bus be produce by the hammer organisation and famous for their horror movie and of which you could argue this comedy be one . if you think that there little comic potential to be have from the exploit of a bus company then . you would be right . a series so date that the theme tune contain the lyric it a gay life on the bus and make sure you leave your bird at home without any homosexual connotation intend . reg varney and bob grant play a bus driver and conductor and who conduct sexual harassment in the workplace a a bit of a laugh . touch up woman and remark how big their breast be be not only acceptable behaviour and it actively encourage . stan and jack and two very unlikeable character and regularly laugh at their own joke in a bid to convince you theyre funny . it not an effective illusion . jack ( grant ) and who resemble a grey haired eric sykes with foot long sideburn and turn out to be an irresistible babe magnet . their daily routine concern stan ( varney ) miss out route so that jack can find time to sleep with another man wife . stan and for his part and chat up an irish cook ( who sound welsh and but never mind ) whom jack remark have nice dumpling . after she ask if stan see anything he fancy and he star at her chest with a cor and not alf . and ask if she fancy a bit of roly poly . she actually respond and and tell him off for put temptation in her way . well and how could she resist a line like that . it not long before she on his sofa and cry out oh and holy mary and i will have to go to confession tomorrow . yes and it really be that bad . only stephen lewis a the hitler moustached inspector blakey produce any mirth . while blakey can seem an amusing caricature and it notable that lewis do talk like that in real life and a evidence from his straight role in the krays . blakey laugh and double take be a wonder to behold and and and while suppose to be the villain and he far and far more likeable than the crass stan and jack . other support comedy character include the undersexed brother in law and the plain sister who hold your side have thick glass . stan tactfully joke to the pair that he should have a vasectomy a we do not want her in the club . ultimately and it turn out olive be pregnant and due to the fact that the television be break four month previously . inevitably compare with the carry on series and theyre really pole apart . lewis be the only player whose style be self efface and varney in particular seeming to have a genuine belief that his line be actually in some way funny . it also lack the vaguely political or literary merit of a carry on and or the decent film standard . come from an establish television sitcom and this contain no cinematic grace but seem merely like a triple length episode with lacklustre direction . the plot and if you can call it that and involve the bus company employ female driver in a bid for equality . with and a you might imagine and hilarious consequence . the complex dynamic of such a polemic be resolve by pat coombs and cohort yell come on and girl and let sort this little boy out and while stick an air hose up stan trouser . what the matter and get the wind up . he ask in one of the film many feeble pun . stan and jack retaliate with fake diversion sign and spider and tea fill with laxative . the film conclude with the supposedly loveable and but actually bawdy and insensitive and stan and jack threatening to walk out after the woman be promote to inspector . but not to worry stan new inspector be a long legged girl in a mini skirt and cause the day to be save . of course and watch in an ironic kind of way this slab of pure cheese can still produce a wry smile . but it weary lack of sophistication and age worldview of oversexed housewife and shocked vicar make it and at best and an out of time relic .