so you be in this movie rental place with a horror section that be just mile wide and furlong in length and and you be and just imagine and scan the row for anything that catch your rather jade ( maybe from too many low budget or low brow horror flick and too much mockery and or stilted dialogue and too many effect or musical sting ) eye in that special way that only a truly mongoloid flick can do and what do you see . of course and a really chintzy color pencil and pastel picture of this tree or man graft that have woman trap ( mayhaps metaphorically ) in his root and but the really bad part be the complete physiological inaccuracy of the picture ( witness and in your mind eye and the nipple of this bare chested evil tree or man place in the exact ( okay and semi exact ) orthocenter of his pectoral muscle just plain zaniness from look one . ) and and it have this tag on it that read and he do bad thing to them . in the garden . and what can you do or say ( except fall in love with it on the spot and say i love you and respectively associate and right there in the orchard of neon horror that be the movie rental place ) and then so imagine your heartbreak when you get home and undress it from it plastic case and discover to yourself the fact that it be completely represent affectless and toneless and actionless and heartless and penniless and paceless and plotless and heartless and and and perhaps most horribly and humorless you and your best bud can not and for the glory that the world hold and come up with a single joke to combat the ceaseless wave of offense to your sens and sensibility that this offer not to mention devoid of a ) evil and b ) seed of say evil . there be no effect represent it feature untold minute of floral footage and which cause the actor to expire at completely surreal and random moment with which occasional happening you can utterly sympathize . i go look for a movie too bad to be believe and and i find it . it break my heart . it have the power to tear yours out and lay it bleed on the table before you and and it would not even give you a maniacal chuckle to which to expire . this be the bad movie i have ever see with maybe the sole exception of manos representthe hand of fate . but and hey and youre the one in the horror section you roll the dice .