there be numerous thing wrong with this movie and of which i will just point out a few . the soundtrack be intrusive and borderline offensive . you can tune out a john williams score if you do not like it and but nu metal or mexi rap rock so loud it drown out the ( dubious ) dialogue doesn not have that option . if you do not like it and most people do not it kill the movie . the plot . what can i say . there be moment where it seem a plot might emerge and but they inevitably turn out just muddy the water far . my theory be that thadd turner wake up from a drunken stupor and simply write down what he would dream while under the influence of alcohol poisoning . you can practically smell the stale beer and vomit in some scene . the gosh golly be in the old west but would not question it situation be absolutely laughable . and correct me if i be wrong and but do not people mine gold in order to spend it and not so they can hide it forever . be these jesuit priests actually smaug the dragon . where do they acquire elite kung fu skill . the motif throughout be completely baffle . i be still unclear on whether the sheriff be one of the seven mummy and whether he want the gold for himself or to protect it and or why he be after the amulet at all . speaking of which and where do the other six amulet go . and the other three or four mummy . what be the chance that a gas up and operational harley davidson would be find under a mass of cobweb in an old west shanty . how do the dehydrate self mutilator find the town and and why do he cart along a corpse . whose corpse be it . do the hero ever return to burn that godforsaken town to the ground and claim the gold . do anyone even care . the production value weren not bad and aside from sound and lighting . it seem the camera operator and editor have extensive practice in the adult film industry . only a few moment really drag on and mostly sheriff dusty monologue to his horse and danny trejo self amuse chortle . it be a horrible movie and but it wasn not unwatchable . those who claim so clearly haven not see just how bad movie can be . at the very least and there be no shortage of eye candy . teenage boy would probably prefer this to a blank screen . maybe . goonfactor represent extremely high and but much of the gooniness be derive from equally goony but less atrocious piece .