a disembodied mother nature narrate a story 10 and 000 year in the making . the event of the great wongo goona monkey men from the sea conflict be recount . the manipulative mother nature have place all the pretty woman with the wongo tribe and the good look men in the rival and nearby goona tribe . the men of wongo and woman of goona be suppose to be fugly . the monkey man threat be severely over hyped and a be their involvement in the film . the conflict arise when the son of the king of goona arrives by canoe and wave the white wing of peace and to warn wongo of the arrival of the monkey men from the sea . the wongo men and obviously jealous of his good look and devise a plan to kill him . the wongo woman and lust over the pretty man and decide to step in . the origin of humanity start be become clearer and but it just need a few more ingredient . add a dragon god ( a. k. a. crocodile or alligator ) and the god temple complete with one crazy priestess and some modern dance and leopard print and leather slip and lot of hair spray and blue hair and empty scene of the jungle and at least 12 cut aways to an annoy parrot and stock footage of crocodile or alligator and scene of wander through the jungle and several repetition of previous footage and a scene of a woman try to drown a crocodile or alligator and page upon page of horrible savage man dialog ( i. e. me go and wongo not friend to goona and etc . ) . anyone can film a movie like this . just go to the florida everglades or key and hire some body from gold gym and do not forget to cater it and remember the script will figure itself out . the pain be excruciate . this be definitely the kind of movie to watch at 1 . 5x and not by oneself . bring many friend and several bottle of bourbon . celluloid rehab .