the boondock saint be so incredibly bad and i eventually embrace it with a sick fascination and watching a it rip off so many of my favorite movie ( oh and i remember that form that tarantino and rodriguez and woo and ritchie and stone and scorcese movie . ) . i almost do not know where to begin and so i will start with the one scene that i like . it be between willem dafoe and a priest in confessional a dafoe struggle with his conscience . it be surprisingly well write and well acted and be the only redeem scene in the whole film and to be honest . the fact that this movie blatantly steal scene from other and good movie be not what make it so bad ( but now that i think of it and steal be one of the crime that be punishable by death accord to the saint . we should be so lucky ) . no and what make boondock saint bad be that it do such a poor job of rip them off . john woo might consider die early so he can start spin in his grave . i can practically see him take a razor to his own wrist during the laughable shoot out between the saint and billy connelly ( that right and i say billy connelly ) . woo might say something like and what have i wrought . the horror and the horror . right before his arterial spray cover his big screen television . another tragic and boondock saint relate death . you might find yourself ask certain question while watch this movie . fear not and for i have the answer you seek . for example you might say to yourself and how be these guy with so good at kill when they have no experience and their basic attack plan involve stand in the center of room surround by bad guy with only a handgun in each paw and some cool sunglass . that easy it obvious that they have see john woo film and know that a guy fire two gun at once look too damn cool to get kill and and because all these scene be in unnecessary slow motion shot it give them plenty of time to dodge the bullet . another question you might ask be why be the willem dafoe character gay when it obvious that writer or director troy duffy know even less about gay people than i do . what a silly question . it so that duffy can have ridiculous scene where dafoe prance around crime scene while listen to cds on his portable disc player a if he be conduct an orchestra instead of gather evidence . so he can include clever scene of dafoe call his lover a fag because he want to cuddle and say something similar to a bartender at a gay bar . see and he a macho homosexual . he a rebel . he doesn not play by the rule and and he sure a hell doesn not cuddle . oh and and we must not forget the scene where dafoe dress up a a blond prostitute so he can infiltrate the mob headquarters . i would have like to see how this movie play in san francisco . i can picture men turn to the person next to them and say and we do not act like that and do we . why do they say a prayer before whack the bad guy . don not you know anything . it because they have see pulp fiction and only samuel l. jackson character be more honest about his motivation for quote the bible . some random complaint i have an extremely poor attempt at capture the randomness and shock and surprise of vincent vega and marvin explosive conversation in the back of jules car in pulp fiction . a little of rocko go a long way and and i felt cheat when he wasn not give a slow and painful death . it would be my guess that rocko command of the english language be not the great a he seem to only know about fifty word and half of which begin with f and end in k. how do billy connelly become such a feared hitman when his method of whack a guy involve stand in the middle of the street in broad daylight with a bunch of gun under his trench coat and wait to be see before fire . this could only seem like an ambush to the saint and probably thinking and why do not we think of that . rocko extremely old and lame joke that grind the movie to a dead halt . and the list go on . those wacky weinstien brother when theyre not frequent bar look for the next quintin tarantino or kevin smith and theyre buying oscar ( i will never forgive them for rob save private ryan of best picture ) . guy and stick to what you know best . the money spend make this film would have be well spend on the catering budget on the next scream film . someone really have to fee courtney cox . apparently lack of food have make her dizzy and she accidentally marry david arquette . someone get her a twinkie and stat . but i digress . this movie be a terrible waste of time . it be recommend to me by some young crack addict who think it be the great film ever make . but that seem to be the general consensus regard this film . people love it . so i guess that make me wrong this time and do it . no and that can not be it . everyone else be wrong and i be right . negative star for this turkey . gnight .