in the wood be a startling film . it be startle that anything this atrocious be actually release onto dvd . the film feature the absolute bad act and bad sound and and bad special effect this reviewer have see in a movie in year ( and he have view thousand ) . now like most of you who enjoy scary movie and he like to sometimes pick out a title that look so bad it funny . he think this title might fit the bill one boring weekday night . the problem be and it be bad all right and but it wasn not funny . in the wood be absolutely rotten and plain and simple . lynn drzick ( who be not a professional and or arguably even an amateur and director ) and do an astound job of make this film unbearable by zoom in nice and close while his stone face cast deliver their line in some of the most dreadful monotone ever film . this movie make ed wood look like spielberg . i keep wonder if the actor be read cue card . at time it be very apparent they be think about what they have to say next and before finally spit out their uninspired dialogue . the monster be some kind of mutant dog with horn and and be about as scary a a legless huckleberry hound . the movie be tout ( on the dvd box ) and a akin to the blair witch project and though it bear no resemblance to that film it be a blatant and flat out obvious rip off of relic . this reviewer live for a time in western michigan and the land where this garbage be film . western michigan be a pretty area and with good people and lot of great recreation and theater . please do not hold this film against them .