a crazed computer genius name goad ( laura san giacomo ) set a spaceship name the agamemnon and load to the gill with an highly unstable substance and on a collision course with the earth . the agamemnon have be encode by goad to start on it preprogrammed destination once it be revive by a salvage team . j. t. wayne ( sandra bernhard ) be the captain of the salbor and the salvage ship that undertakes say mission . thing go awry for the captain however when a portion of her assembled crew lead by her former lover and a cutthroat type name vendler and double cross her and look to gain the valuable solarium aboard the ship for himself . however he do not count on goad reprogramming of the ship system . yet even in the face of defeat and vendler refuse to give up his hold on the ship or listen to reason or logic . now a the clock tick down to a collision with the earth and wayne and her new crewman and a former bartender name lennon ( cameron dye ) and must try and find a mean of stop the agamemnon or million on earth will die . well i have to admit this be competently make . they keep the action move nicely along and the visuals often prove distract and interesting . the whole concept with goad show some level of originality and i enjoy laura san giacomo performance a a crazed computer program genius who have a god complex and an obsession with quote shakespeare . where this falter be when our story change it focus to j. t. wayne and play by an horrifically miscast sandra bernhard who constantly use the catchphrase and don not you forget it . and basically go all out to put off any male in the movie and include the man who be suppose to be her love interest . the failed attempt at humor in the film be far more likely to make viewer shake their head in disbelief than cause them to laugh . in fact and this film frequently have this effect on any viewer who can manage to sit through the whole thing . to me and it be this element of i just can not believe what i be watch that make this so bad it almost good .