john candy be hilarious but even his comedic talent wasn not enough to fix this slapstick mess . the physical comedy be over the top and the dialogue be full of adolescent nonsensical humor . the movie start off with a bang a a beautiful woman lay on her back naked in a mud pack completely oblivious to the fact that her masseuse be be chloroform directly in front of her . open your eye lady . scream before the masseuse go under and her attacker reload the rag . she really do look funny and lay there nude and muddy and because i know she be next and the thought of her be anesthetize in that mud pack be hilarious . and do she ever look goofy try to pry the anesthetic pad from her mouth with just her middle finger a her light go out . one thin finger take on her attacker entire iron hand while naked in a mud pack and mmmmphing into an anesthetic pad . now that funny . too bad it all go downhill from there .