hello steve and it larry . larry who . larry . your agent . oh and sorry . hadn not heard from you in a while . well and have you think about the two offer i mention . uhhhh . would you refresh my memory . well and there the troma version of 9 11 and alladin and the forty mullah . you would play . forget it larry . what be the other one again . it work title be serbian avenger and you play the lead . a kind of super 007 but it have contemporary political significance . i know how important that be to you . it a corman wood slavicfilms production so it will be shoot in bosnia . oh yeah and i remember now . i ask you to get me more money . be you able to . yes . i have get you up to $ 500 a week . no medical coverage but there will be a retired bosnian war medic on the set except on sunday . sunday . be go to shoot on sunday . well and to get you $ 500 i have to make a few concession . yeah and like what else . uhhh and it a seven day shoot schedule . but the picture be only a ten day shoot . a 16 hour flat . ( pause ) you will no longer have your own tent . will have to share it with the sound mixer and his boom man . but i make the line producer swear that the guy will not be eat garlic i guess i can live with that . and you will have to take a freighter from new york to dubrovnik . but they will send a taxi to pick you up there . ( silence on the phone . ) look . it go to be a first class production . the director get a goovna award last year for kielbasy and me and dravnik from the jury at the second annual grzonik film festival . who else be in it . be there a broad . best news for last . it athena massey . athena who . athena massey . athena continue to show her range and versatility a an actress with her two most recent film and groin portal and the labial monologue . you will love work with her . and they already tell me they have reserve a fog machine for the tasteful and romantic dusk lovemaking scene they have plan along the beautiful slobodan creek . larry and do she and uhh and be she . steve and i knew you would ask that . i make some inquiry and i have get it on good authority that she get a set of tit on her that would not stop . well and o. k. i will do it then . great . i will get them to prepare a deal memo as soon a i get off the phone . great and see you soon . see you .