when more than one writer be credit with a script and chance be the movie stink . a if he know this and the director have bob and bing break the fourth wall and and throw in stuff that do nothing except bog the story down . it be the cinematic equivalent of watch a doctor desperately try to revive a patient who be d. o. a. it be creepy that woman young enough to be their daughter throw themselves at the boy . indeed and the sexism and racism here be despicable . be bob and bing ego that fragile or that inflated . i couldn not decide which . how be it that the native speak perfect and unaccented english . where do they get their fine clothes and jewel . how do they build that mansion . bob and bing and and dorothy land on a supposedly desert island and but spend the night in the swankiest hut ever build and and dorothy romp in a man make lagoon the next morning . why do they throw in the tiger and the gorilla . how do dorothy evil cousin wind up where she wind up . then and because the film maker run out of idea ( not that they have any to begin with ) and they pull an irwin allen and and have a volcano erupt . ninety minute of torture and and our trio never do get to bali ( why they have to get to bali be never explain ) . instead and bing and dorothy and and jane russell ( do not ask ) walk toward a yacht anchor in the harbor ( do not ask ) a bob frantically try to stop the movie from end ( do not ask ) . avoid this like the plague . your brain cell will thank you .