i do not expect much of anything other than a few memorable kill and maybe a cheap jump scare here and there . this pathetic excuse for a movie couldn not even deliver that much . for starter and i personally can not stand how recent horror movie be shot . everything have the same dark and muddy and flat look quality and with no real clarity of picture and irritate shakycam go into overdrive during 90 percent of the horror or action scene because far too many director today aren not talented enough to stage an effective horror or action scene without it . the gore be often even hard to make out because of the camera work and too and which render something like this almost completely pointless . and while the 1980s friday film aren not what i would call genre classic and you could at least clearly make out the gory scene instead of get a split flash of some cgi effect while the cameraman go into a seizure . bah humbug and i know . but i swear i really do try my best to like this one . honest . defender of this late bargain basement remake will say thing like . it not suppose to have a storyline or plot . or the acting be suppose to be bad . or the dialogue be suppose to be stupid . or the character be suppose to be unbearably obnoxious and annoy . or it not suppose to be scary . well ok then . i would now like to take the opportunity to congratulate mr. nispel for make an unscary and ugly look and suspense free movie with bad act and terrible dialogue and forgettable kill and annoy character . way to go marcus . what other goody do we get here . let see . for some reason and the film open with all the credit but wait until about twenty minute in to reveal the title . half of the dialogue seem to consist of either the f word or dude . and what up with every person talk to themselves . every time a person be alone they be have a conversation . with whom . i have no clue . when a floorboard creak it not really necessary to have someone say what be that . i good go upstairs and see what that be . or and in friday remake term it more like . what tha @ # . be that @ # . . dayum i need to go up doz @ # . stair to investigate me some @ # . the character be all pretty awful a bunch of annoy and smug and self satisfied and foul mouth twit who seem like they need to immediately be commit to a rehab program . naturally all the white character get to pair off and have sex and while no one seem the least bit interested in the one black and one asian character . since the black guy can not get laid he reduce to pleasuring himself while listen to whitey go at it upstairs . at least three different male victim say what the @ # . when they be confront with jason . the black guy have a slight variation though since he black . seriously and whoever write this should be embarrass . the cast be also bad . travis van winkle should never act again . what be the appeal of this guy anyway . he can not act for squat and resembles vincent from the beauty and the beast tv series . and jared padalecki ( though one of the good actor here ) would probably look good without the farrah fawcett hairdo . i have a very difficult time tell the actress they hire apart . when blonde # 1 be kill and they cut back to the cabin to blonde # 2 i be like i think she be already dead . and then there a missing sister and who i keep confuse with the rich jock girlfriend toward the end . if you can hire a black and an asian actor to help diffuse all the shaggy haired white boy and then why can not you hire an attractive black or asian actress . preferrably one who isn not sport a set of distract and unnatural look silicone can like several actress in this film . no wonder willa ford couldn not keep herself under water for long . note to parent represent if your 18 year old daughter begs you for a set of dd bolt on for her 18th birthday and get her a prada handbag instead . she will thank you later . the film be full of extremely stupid moment and scene . get hit directly in the head by a speedboat go about 50 mile per hour will only result in a tiny little boo boo . and the extensive lair of underground catacomb under jason house . do jason dig all that out or be it some sewer system in the middle of the wood . maybe a former coal mine . with an escape hatch through an overturned school bus . whaaaaaaa . then we have jason keep a hostage . well and the jason i like do not play like that . be they try to now humanize him like rob zombie do with michael myers in his equally wretched remake of halloween . urghhh . it all lead up to an end that fail just as badly a the rest of the movie . the original have that legendary moment that make people jump from their seat while the people who make this botch that opportunity because of a completely awful edit cut . so i be sad to say and but in my estimation and this be sloppy and irritating and pretty much just plain boring and tiresome . it could have be fun . it not . at least to me . jason go to hell and jason x be even good than this .