spoiler ( eeeeeee . ) blackenstein be an unbelievably amateurish romp that can not even be consider true blaxploitation . it get no action and and even bad and no attitude . instead and this simply be design to capitalize on the trend of insert black into the name of famous monster and like blacula or dr. black and mr. hyde . it the kind of movie that be intend to play on the second bill of a drive in feature and or draw people into a sleazy theater base on the title alone . hilariously terrible on every level and this be compellingly awful view . in term of film making and blackenstein be a great example of a half baked cash in rush into production with only vague idea about what the final product be suppose to be like . consider and if you will and the plot represent dr. winifred walker be a young woman seek to continue her study with one of her college professor and the cleverly name dr. stein . she just show up on his doorstep one day ( at his suitably cardboard gothic style mansion ) and he immediately take her on a his assistant . winifred be devote to her boyfriend and eddie and who have lose all of his limb ( and apparently his personality ) after step on a land mine in nam . coincidentally and dr. stein experiment involve dna and the replacement of lose body part ( or something like that ) . dr. stein injection miraculously restore eddie limb and seemingly within hour and but fate interferes . dr. stein servant and malcomb and take revenge on winifred when she spurn his love . malcomb alters eddie injection and they turn him into a monster and complete with a square forehead and a huge afro . whatever . since the maker of the film seem to feel a if a frankenstein flick need a dungeon and winifred and dr. stein inexplicably banish eddie to a basement cell after his result start turn out badly . they be also oblivious to the fact that he get out at night to embark on nocturnal rampage . the story take every liberty to work in any type of frankenstein or mad doctor cliché possible and even to the point of absurdity represent bubble beaker and crackle electrode and inappropriate thunder and lightning and and a monster with confusing motivation . the dialogue and terribly stilted and be deliver by non actor on all count . one hilarious sequence involve liz renay a a victim who appear for a few minute and only to be rip open by eddie and who eat her intestine . her performance be the only believable one in the entire film . the absurdity do not stop there and though . an incredibly silly soul song float over the title credit . the halloween style sound effect be not to be miss and and also do not miss the scene inside a nightclub that feature cardella de milo and preface by an emcee who deliver a painfully unfunny joke . and ah and let see . i can not leave out the hilariously inappropriate music that pop up from time to time and offering shock and suspense cue while actor walk leisurely through hallway or glance around aimlessly . the attack scene be also execute with a complete lack of suspense or logic and with many of the victim hurl themselves directly into the monster outstretched arm . one especially stupid victim somehow elude the monster and yet suddenly forget how to climb a ladder and allow the unbelievably slow creature to sneak up behind her . the editing be inept and and goof spotter usually notice the phenomenon of winifred hairstyle change drastically from scene to scene . i will be damn if one of the victim do not have on the same dress a winifred and too and a if nobody be suppose to notice . the film one innovative idea . the credit roll from top to bottom instead of bottom to top . in spite of all of this and i do not agree with everybody who comment on this film and say it be not worth watch . it not every day you come across a movie this bad . what do you expect with a title like blackenstein . i adore it .