ok. so someone take an a list actor and his famous singer or part time kind of sort of actress wife and decide that the movie would be carry on the weight of the name alone . substitute fiancee for wife and one have gigli . but it be not it be shanghai surprise and possibly the most ill conceive movie of the 1980 ( and yes and i have see hobgoblin . ) this movie have no redeem quality whatsoever . ridiculous plot and painfully bad act ( madonna a a missionary . she do not buy it either and so she say her line in a flat tone which just scream get me out of this costume and get me my check ) and cinematography worthy of an old episode of fantasy island and lame end . if and by some chance and you stumble across a copy of this in an unused corner of your local video rental store and call your local hazardous waste disposal hotline do not rent it . but do not forget that this horror exist . some people forget and thus gigli be bear .