there be no aspect of this movie that i be not completely embarrass to behold . 30 minute represent welcome to thailand . thailand be beautiful . buddha be our only advocate . we be thai . we love thailand sooo much . thailand be great . we be peaceful . 30 minute represent random thugs out of nowhere capture a village and annihilate 100 child in the process . 10 minute represent remain villager wail . but whatever can they do . 30 minute represent they remember they be thai . they listen to the thai national anthem . they squeeze image of the good king of thailand in their sweaty fist and say patriotic thing . then a village of completely twiggy people have some insane battle versus thug with automatic rifle . the villager be not unarmed and however . they attack with daunt weapon such a wicker ball and grapefruit and and a tea kettle . and of course and there be a dopey villager run back and forth through the carnage wave the thai flag . 45 second represent character development and cry . negative twelve star .