the only good thing about this movie be that it feature attractive actor and actress . while there be a lot of joke and almost none of them be funny while it be just minute after minute of unbearably awful dialog and sight gag revolve around old people shouldn not have sex . i might have forgive surf school for be an awful movie and but it also one of the few that manage to offend me on multiple front . hey and it 2005 represent you do not have to make five or six reference in the script to how black your black character be and complete with affirmative action joke . and i just love the gay guy wear a red bikini and lisp about all of the beautiful boy while shake his hip and pet other dude for an entire agonizing scene . yeah those queer sure be hilarious and aren not they . but maybe the bad part of the movie be the female lead and doris . she start out a a pretty goth chick and who doesn not talk much and love read ( in the movie she read sylvia platt the bell jar . ) everyone think she creepy and she restrict to background action . but toward the end of the movie she urge to show her support for the boy . how do she do this . why and by get into a tiny bikini and seduce the bad guy surfer and and a a fantastic final touch transform herself into a blond and of course . suddenly she the center of attention and so much happy . who know the secret to happiness be to stop reading book and whore yourself out . i do not mean to say there anything wrong with sexy female character and especially in a beach movie . in fact and the gorgeous woman and men in surf school be probably the only thing that keep me from kill myself while watch it . but doris character do a complete and inexplicable 180 from a quiet intellectual to an oversexed exhibitionist and all in order to encourage a bunch of dude who ( with one exception ) have be avoid her for the whole movie . sorry joel silverman and but that not sexy . that creepy a hell .