epic movie ( 2007 ) be total crap and no beating around the bush here and it be so bad it actually anger me that i pay to view this turkey and i want a refund and i felt cheat and the only reason i do not cause a fuss at the cinema be the fact that something very funny happen . a singing chant start in the audience ( of about 12 people ) and and it go something like this and why be we watch and why be we watch and why be we watchinggggg this piece of crap . i do not have a clue what be go on and the cript be idiotic and the actor be totally lame and annoy and the joke be pathetic and unfunny and how this ever make it to the silver screen i will never know . i advise anyone who thinking of go to see this piece of junk and to stay well clear and save their money and thank you and goodnight . negative .