i give this film a 3 only because of bela lugosi . if not a . 07 would be about correct since there be awful and then and well there be this movie . take a dean martin remove acting and sing talent then drop his iq by about 50 point and you have duke mitchell . then take a jerry lewis remove anything funny about him and then raise the annoying factor up about 1000 % and you have sam petrillo . the story line be thin . these 2 maroon fall off an airplane heading to do a show for the troop in guam . at least their luck hold out and for u and well they just happen to have parachute that work . great . the two end up meet the local native and one happen to be a babe who fall for mitchell . this make ( the only bright spot ) bela lugosi angry since he be in love with her and so he turn mitchell into a gorilla . ( which be a vast improvement over his acting a duke mitchell ) the problem be the real firework do not really start until about the last 10 to 15 minute of the film . so you really have to endure the annoying petrillo and and duke singing which could bring tear to the deaf . another bright spot happen at the end . ( before the the end hit the screen ) and that be when lugosi shoot petrillo but the scene end to quick . i be hop petrillo would have agonize more before die at least 10 minute worth of pain and suffering would have be nice . this could have allow me time to refresh my drink and have a shot of jaegermeister and and do the lucky me dance while think there maybe be justice in this world . unless you be a die hard lugosi fan stay clear of this one .