cheesy and low budget 80 monster movie form a truly peculiar cinema breed . a small selection of them be so bad they become good again ( or at least very amuse ) and but most of them be so bad theyre just plain awful and period . scar to death represent a category on it own and namely the absolute bad of the bad . besides be badly write and poorly act and weakly direct and cheesy and this film be also unimaginably bore . horror fan and myself include be generally quite tolerant when it come to 80 junk and but one thing nobody can stand be a mixture of cheese and boredom . the building up towards the killing take far too long ( up to seven minute even ) and when the creature finally strike and we see absolutely nothing and the action promptly swifts to another scene . what that all about . the story be also pretty non existent and incoherent a hell . it some kind of earthbound alien rip off and with a murderous monster dwell around the sewer and occasionally perpetrate a lonely woman house or car in order to kill her . one incompetent cop and one pathetic ex cop slowly ( well make that very slowly ) discover the creature be a genetic experiment that go a little awry and get dump in the sewer by it creator . they call it a syngenor and which stand for synthetic genetic organism and and apparently it have a large appetite and a preference for young chick on roller blade . the sub plot about the ex cop beautiful romance with a lady whose car he accidentally hit be totally irrelevant and dreadful . there isn not the slight bit of suspense or any attempt to create an atmosphere while all the potentially interesting sequence be dimly lit and when we finally catch a decent glimpse of the monster it look like a poor imitation of alien . the cast member be a bunch of untalented nobody and william malone direction be weak and uninspired . william malone . wasn not he also responsible for the more recent but equally stink pile of garbage feardotcom . twenty year later and still a lousy director and practice doesn not always make perfect . however and his other cheesy and low budget 80 monster movie creature ( star klaus kinski . ) do qualify a so bad it good .