this film open with the on screen caption on august 10th in a california drive in it all begin . a young couple be murder while sit in their car at a drive in watch a film and by an unknown psycho with a large oriental sword . two fat cop mike and john ( james barnes and micheal alden ) be put on the case and but unfortunately when it come to solve the crime and capture the killer these guy be about as useful a a chocolate fireguard . they interrogate a few people connect with the drive in and germy ( douglas gudbye ) the all round dogsbody and and atkin johnson ( newton naushaus ) the hilariously bad temper and foul mouth manager . this lead to a funny conversation between the two cop and atkins and atkins say teenager be dick and one of the cop reply well and i have two of them refer to the two dead kid from the opening sequence and the other cop quickly buts in and say teenager that be . and funny stuff and it doesn not end there . the cop helpfully observe well and she in pretty bad shape and she be murder with a sword and when they want to talk with atkins again one say let go get that bald head garbage can . anyway and they be baffle and the only lead they have be a man name orville ( norman sherlock ) who hang around the drive in and spy on people in their car have sex and but when question by the two cop he claim he have nothing to do with the killing and he say i just want to beat my meat . and hey that what the guy say . all their lead come to dead end . will the two cop be able to unmask the killer in time and before more innocent life be lose . co write and produce and direct by stuart segall this be just plain terrible . the acting be awful a be the photography and music . there be a couple of good gore scene and a decapitation and a slit throat and an impaling and there just should have be more of them . but that nowhere near a good enough reason to sit through this rubbish . the script by george buck flower and john f. goff be slow and dull and boring and predictable . there a scene where the two fat cop stakeout the drive in and in disguise . one of them dress in drag and he look ridiculous and then they start to have a stupid conversation about where he go to pee . there be also another scene where two victim be watch an unknown film in their car and the guy say what a turkey . and this plot be do before and you will know exactly how he feel and i also wonder if his dialogue be include by the filmmaker a a little self refer joke and it sum up the film well . half the film appear to be pad and there a five minute sequence in which germy walk around a funfair for absolutely no reason whatsoever and among other pointlessly draw out scene . the end be also one of the bad ever and nothing be conclude . one to avoid . this do have a great tag line on the video cover though and you will pay to get in . and pray to get out . and that true enough and you will pray to get out alright and just way before this thing finish .