if this be not the least funny film ever make and then that honour must go to a title i haven not see . this film really do plumb new depth . it about as funny a watch an unpleasant eight year old child impersonate a spastic . so and what it about . zohan be a rock hard isreali soldier who be sick of it all and just want to cut hair . so and after chase the imaginatively name phantom out to sea by hilariously out pace a jet ski whilst swim butterfly and zohan fake his own death in the most excruciatingly unfunny comedy fight ever conceive . a ha watch me put this fish on my face and i be hard than you . and a ha and no you aren not and i can put a fish down my trunk to nibble at my huge bulging zohan penis . freed of the pressure to single handedly save israel and zohan set off to america to pursue his dream and fall in love with a hairdresser from the palestinian side of the street and bring peace to the middle east and or something . if you haven not see this film then for goodness sake do not however bad you have hear this film be can not possibly prepare you for the awfulness which have to be see to be believe and but be much well leave unseen .