why and oh and why and can hollywood assemble such a fantastic cast and and fail the cast member so miserably with the script . stay home and watch a friend rerun and you will probably witness a more coherent and funny and and truer script . every actor in this cast and include terry bradshaw and a former football player and be fantastic . in fact and why can terry bradshaw and a former football player and act good than professional hollywood writer can write . this script be a mess . scene be short and borderline incoherent and or so dumb a to be target at an audience too young to care about romance . what the point of put goofy scene and like the fake bird fake cpr scene and a scene that every seven year old in the audience will wake up for and in an alleged romantic comedy . there no romance here . none . zero . zip . how do you put two such beautiful and sexy and charismatic actor matthew mcconaughey and sarah jessica parker in a movie and and yet have absolutely zero romance or heat or sexual chemistry in the movie . i mean and you would really have to be try to make a movie this erotically neuter with two such star . nothing here make much of any sense at all . the scene be a jumble of failed idea quickly abandon . the direction and edit be nil . a few scene be ridiculous and childish . matthew mcconaughey be repeatedly attack by wild animal . these scene just never take off . a few scene be painful . mm take sjp on a date on someone else boat and pretending that it his . he catch and and have to run away . be he suppose to be such a tacky character . why be sjp suppose to fall in love with him . after mm discovers that his parent have be pay sjp to date him ( this isn not a spoiler while this plot device be reveal early on ) and he use a particularly crude word to tell her to go away . it a believable reaction and but since everything else in the movie be so unbelievable and it just awkward and do not fit . then there be the scene where one group of character spy on another couple of character via webcam . it mean to be heartwarming and but it just utterly unbelievable and really creepy . whoever script this scene be tone deaf . and a few scene be just plain bizarre and a if they come from another movie . this be such a shame . the actor be up for it and but the script writer and director give them nothing to work with .