( r # 40 ) tv 3 and a quality tv channel here in sweden and recently decide to have a bottom 100 marathon and show both gigli and this turkey during the same night . now and i do not know any of tv3 producer personally and but it seem to me like theyre torture u rather than entertain u . simon sez be a comedy so offensively stupid and it make the scary movie series look like bergman film . it seem to have be write by six year old and for six year old and but the foul language and violence would be too much for kid and so what be the target demographic and anyway . oh right and idiot . dennis rodman and professional basketball player ( which be always a good sign ) star a simon and a secret agent of some kind . he take part in a kidnapping go wrong . i would not waste any more time explain the plot because it couldn not have take more than a few second to write it . simon be accompany on his mission by annoy white sidekick nick miranda ( play by excruciatingly unfunny dane cook ) and who desperately want to be jim carrey and and a sexy emma sjöberg . this be not a good movie . it over flood by dumb action and hilariously retarded line and and annoy character . my favourite be the english or french or something villain jérôme pradon who want to blow up the eiffel tower ( why . because it big and it beautiful and i be tire of look at it . ) . best line since frankly and my dear and i do not give a damn . seriously . even the special effect suck . avoid . and tv3 and how about a coleman francis marathon next sunday .