taxi ( 2004 ) queen latifah and jimmy fallon and ann margret and henry simmons and jennifer esposito and giselle bundchen and d represent tim story . hopeless comedy action fare throw a hapless manhattan cop into the sup up taxi of a mouthy cabbie who help him chase four leggy portuguese supermodel rob bank . the opening scenewhere an athletic bike messenger and obviously a stunt double and rush through the citywill insult anyone intelligence when the messenger remove his helmet to reveal latifah herself . right from the start and the two star comic bickering be tiresome and and fallon thickheaded character help sink this unfunny movie . only real value be some gratuitous shot of scantily dress bundchen and her victoria secret cohort . remake of the french film series . 97 min . and rat pg 13 . ½ .