if you do not want to read spoiler and do not read on . thank you . i will be honest with you . i go into the video store look for something mildly bad and but funny enough to keep myself entertain . the dvd start off hilariously and with a rapidly moving movie about zombie chicken and make me laugh in hilarity . this go on for so long and i be happily munch on my hot pocket . until it say it be a preview . this be follow by another long one and which and thanks to the genius programmer and i couldn not skip pass and so i have to fastforward . then i finally get to the menu and which surprise me and to be frank . for the price i get it at and i wasn not expect that much . the movie start with lloyd kaufman and an eccentric jewish man who be the father of a few cult film and which make me excited . generally and anything with troma on it will elicit a what . response and which be what keep me go . after kaufman speaks with a few cute girl at some horror expo and the movie begin . well and not quite . after play and some guy talk about how big a and i quote exactly and a po this movie be . this go on for awhile until i skip ahead . first thing i can not help but notice be that the camera and lighting work be about as good a your typical soap opera and and sometimes would not even sit still . the movie start off jarringly and but no one care . two cop kill a guy and and put in some framing gun and though later they just shoot people for fun . not even five minute in and a woman disrobes and mean someone be about to die . naked chick be always a signal something big be about to go down . theyre in the gym of a community college and and one of them and i will say and isn not particularly bad to look at . any arousal be quickly douse by the biker chick esquire woman who supposedly get hit on a lot . all of this be just filler and until the cuter woman go in the shower and disappears when a hand grab her and and some juice be toss at the shower wall . i should mention and the sound be appal in this scene . it not award win in any others and but the gym be inexcusable . kaufman also play an overacting janitor and supposedly have the big case of homophobia on earth because he think and i be not kid and that a man be eat by another man be totally normal and homosexual behavior . these zombie be not really zombie at all . they can choose to reveal themselves and they be sentient and intelligent and and well skilled in combat . hell and theyre demon and i have no idea where they get zombie from . we learn this when a guy who hat late fee kill the clerk by cheaply rip his heart out and and eat it when charge . we return to the cop and who may as well be name good cop and bad cop and since it doesn not matter . i actually have to take note throughout this whole thing and and to run through them all would fill up the amount of character i have available . so and i will lay out a few of the more glaring memory represent there a pointless scene where the bad cop hump to orgasm a car drive by a group of four college kid after belittle them . there also a lengthy conversation about testicle and the eating of say organ . there also a running comment that no one should be in the college at these hour and often through a truly pointless subplot about some jerk turn good guy who save a girl he like and who work inventory at a book store . despite the implication that it be pretty late at night and it always broad daylight outside . most of the kill early on be do by the bad cop and who be in fact a good guy . the zombie be also major wuss and who can be defeat by a few punch . there a half decent fight scene between sensei zombie ( a kung fu master undead ) and the good cop after they rescue three useless girl . after this and they go into a safe house occupy by god . despite be a safe house and every one inside it eventually die . there a few other thing and i could mention and but i would like to skip to the ultimate fight of good v. evil represent good cop be supposedly a warrior of god and because of his blood line . he fight the head zombie and which consist of him get his punch caught and and then rip the head zombie heart out . think they could have make this scene and the climax and a bit more interesting . i do not know . the movie end with the guy get gun down and and zombie swarm the world . wow . this be one of the first movie they ever make me stare at the screen speechless and before burst out into laughter . what the hell be this . what be this . this be a major piece of crap . if youre a fan of that and well and perhaps you should look into it . but and the main stream movie goer will probably want to commit suicide after watch this and so by all mean avoid . main stream represent negative masochistic movie geek represent positive .