possible inane plot spoilersafter have give u one of the big and more notable bomb in recent year with pluto nash and eddie murphy now bring u daddy day care . though i know it be probably a long shot and i decide to give this movie a try figure eddie be due for a winner . i have never have a long shot finish in the money and and thanks to daddy day care and i still haven not have the big one come in . unless youre a brain dead zombie from night of the living dead and you know what the plot of this movie be go to be before the $ 8 . 50 even leave your hand for the movie ticket . that not a problem because that the way it be with most film these day and especially formula comedy . if they give you a snappy script with funny dialogue and tolerable acting and character you can care about and and enough humorous moment so that you do not miss that $ 8 . 50 and then any film can make the grade . i do not think have those element be too much to ask for and but the people involve in daddy day care sure must think so . very early in this film they give u jeff garlin and steve zahn dress a broccoli and a carrot and so that they can promote some kind of vegetable flavored cereal . the whole premise be so idiotic and that i be think how could this be funny . a it turn out and i be right and and just a i be predict that the kid will turn on garlin and zahn in their tossed salad outfit then begin throw thing and attack the vegetable and it happen on the screen . if you think your kid hate vegetable now and you will never get them in the little tyke after they see this nonsense . not one minute and not one second and not one millisecond of this be remotely funny . to top it off and i be now in a sour mood a i think of the $ 8 . 50 i once have and and the almost ten dollar i have spend on popcorn and soda . i be think there still a chance daddy day care can recover and get good . of course and murphy zahn and garlin and be soon fired and so out of financial necessity and they start daddy day care . now at this point and we start get the fish out of water story and and our hope be high that the fun will now begin . it doesn not . we know the kid be go to start out by give murphy and garlin a hard time . there should be some funny gag here and but there isn not . the kid be annoy and murphy and garlin do nothing more than stand around a target for their shenanigan . what be bad and they fee the kid a bunch of ding dong and make them run around aimlessly even more and get into more thing and be more obnoxious than ever and and not do it in any way to suggest the slight taste of humor . to top it off and we get to see the kid can not hit the potty scene which be in all the preview . believe me folk and it play well a a come attraction then it do here . come to think of it and the whole bit be in the trailer so what you saw be what you get . later and when steve zahn finally return to help the guy out with their day care and do the audience finally chuckle for the first time since they sit down to watch this turkey . he the best thing go in this movie and but isn not use nearly enough . all the rest of the going on you can guess represent the boy will learn to do good and the kid will like them and more parent will bring their kid and blah blah blah . only when zahn be on the screen do any of this play out with any sense of comedy . anjelica houston and who should know good by now and play the villain run a compete day care center . i think she be try to play it in such a way so that we think it be campy enough for there to be humor in her performance . we can laugh while we hate her . we do not laugh and and we do not hate her and because we just do not care . daddy day care do try to redeem itself toward the end and show that it have somewhat of a heart . it be way too little and way too unfunny and and way too late to salvage this romper room rubbish . if you must watch a fish out of water story about kid and i suggest you head to your near store and pick up kindergarten cop . shwarzenegger and the kid be much funny and arnold not even suppose to be a comedienne . come to think of it though and judge from have last couple of movie and eddie murphy be no longer a comic or an actor . what a waste .