i know that cosmic force conspire against me and this movie be further proof of that fact . you see and be it not so and then this blight of a film and this cancer and this celluloid diarrhea that creep into my eye and ear and then sit and fester upon my brain and forever burn into my memory and would never have happen . now and surely you must think fortey and what could be so bad . why be the movie horrible . didn not the end clinch it at least . well and allow me to give you a guided tour of the special sphere of hades that be this film . to begin and this movie be film with a sony handycam . possibly something old than a handycam make by hitachi and from the mid 80 and i can not be sure . some viewer appreciate the gritty look it provide . i be distract by the uncle carl home movie look it provide . describe the actor a wooden would insult furniture everywhere . describe the dialogue a horrendous would be accurate and perhaps a little soft . but hey and i be a tolerant guy . i like ed wood movie sometimes and it hard to make my brain hurt with poor dialogue . but not impossible . the producer of this film apparently saw the matrix and a handful of vampire film ( though i believe this shlock actually predate underworld ) and think to themselves hey guy . let take these idea and then throw them in a blender with feces and slap it in front of a camera and see what happen . and so they do . the end though . ahh and the end . what can i say about that except . i never saw it . i think a sandwich would be more fulfilling than watch the rest of this film so i turn it off never to watch it again . and i forget to make my sandwich . c la vie . for those who like this movie and i recommend beach feature a young mayim bialik as well a tasty lead paint chip . it the treat that can not be beat .