unless the comic idea of heavy mid european accent ( mostly pronounce the letter v a w and vice versa wampire instead of vampire and vant instead of want and etc . ) strike you a hilarious and avoid this utterly awful comedy it the best idea that it have to offer . the script suck hard than any vampire ever could . it hard to decide who more annoy the nerdy scientist or the vampire brother . ( the brother probably win ) . maria schneider be also in this and and it easy to see why she be describe elsewhere a a non actress she doesn not even try to act . at least louise fletcher manage to keep her dignity ( the makeup artist have do a marvelous job on her ) . a few beautifully natural breast get bar and but i still can not give this anything high than 0 . 5 out of 4 star .