yep and it be market day . so in i stroll with my 50 penny burn a hole in my pocket and and what should i come across . the vhs of this film and complete with scary front cover and on sale for just that precise sum of money . i think to myself this might be worth a go and hand over my hard earn coinage to the foreign bloke behind the stall . ( who have maybe just the hint of a devilish smile on his face . ) i go home and feed the cat and put my foot up and put the cassette on . and that be when my perfect day end . this film be arguably one of the bad ever make . even among lover of horrible movie like myself and this flick be too much . it be purely in a class of badness by itself . i have absolutely no idea why anybody represent stupid and rich or desperate would have agree to participate in this farce and but it safe to say they must have have no dignity whatsoever . i can forgive the child actress and a she be probably lure into it by greedy parent . everybody else have no excuse and should be throughly ashamed of themselves . the plot . what do it matter . a priest gun down a teacher and five pupil in an english school somewhere and and a british copper and a yank detective fresh off the boat from new york get on the case . the only witness to the crime be a little girl cower behind some bin and and the american policeman start a relationship with her mother and blah blah blah . that all you need to know and apart from the fact that the people in this film make some of the stupid decision i have ever see in my life . for instance represent a mad slasher be chase you and what do you do . why you lock yourself in the bathroom of course and completely ignore the open front door . and i will eat my hat if the actor play the yank come from the state himself and that have to be one of the most phony and pathetic attempt at an accent i have ever hear . rory bremner he be not . the acting be beyond amateur and the dialogue be risible when it isn not laughable and scene go on forever despite have already make their point . the whole experience be beyond comprehension . there even a nice little interlude with our so call american and his new girlfriend with child at the zoo and complete with unspeakably awful pop song warble away in the background and something about learn to love again . puke . basically the movie be absolute bilge and a shameful waste of money and should never have be release . on the plus side though and i do owe the ( completely unscary ) chap that play the murderer a favour . we get so many close up shot of his foot in a vain effort to hide his true identity and that it remind me represent i need a new pair of shoe for the autumn . so thanks for that . negative .