i be go to start by say that i enter blockbuster with a group of friend and look for a terrible horror movie so we could laugh at it terrible act and mediocre special effect . unfortunately and blood doll wasn not even a movie terrible enough to laugh at . if you want a terrible horror movie but still want to be entertain and check out my personal favorite rodentz and scream dead . anyway and the movie start out with two business consultant who enter this crazed billionaire house who somehow manages to cage a female rock band and control the band with a pirate midget and and attend to your every need with a butler who paint his face to look like a stupid clown . do i mention this clown name be mr. mascaro . so and these business consultant enter this mansion and here and the director slip in a cheap scene of brief nudity and where one of the ho in the rock band flash an unsuspecting business consultant . apparently and they do thing to anger this billionaire ( who mysteriously wear a mask because he have a shrink head and which be never explain . how the hell can he breath in that mask and anyway . ) . since the billionaire be angry with these two consultant and he drill through the first chest and electrocute the second into a blood doll . however the hell he do that . not much happens until some weak guy with a lame laugh be introduce and along with his mistress wife . he pretty much a fairy and nobody like him . move on . the shrunken head billionaire ( who i will call southern shrunk head from now on because of his annoy southern accent ) order some chinese food ( the box of food be tiny too and to match his tiny head ) and get anger at this one security guard because the electricity go out . so he get his blood doll to go kill him with a miniature knife and a dumb bell . this be particularly hilarious because the dolt just sit there a a puppet poke at his foot with a freak toothpick until he fall down and at which point a big fat blood doll push a dumb bell off a coffee table and kill him . in the mean time and an electrician arrives to solve the electricity problem . too bad he evil ( he strangle a security guard with some wire ) and but it doesn not matter because the uncle sam blood doll throw his toothpick knife in his eye which immediately kill him . the electrician have the best quote in the movie though and which be right after he strangle that security guard . there be two kind of people in this world . people who pee their pant after get strangle and and people who do not . he then promptly check the dead security guard for urine . the humor die down at this point and but that fairy with the mistress wife get kill in some s and m trap ( by the blood doll and i might add ) while his own wife supervises over his death . then the mistress fall for southern shrunk head and and mr. mascaro turn from a strange butler turn clown turned professional priest ( he become the priest and marries southern shrunk head and the mistress . ) shortly after a stupid end and in which a midget fly across the room and mr. mascaro come onto the screen and announces he particularly do not enjoy that end and thus an alternate end come up . in this even stupid end and even after the mistress find out that southern shrunk head have an extremely small head and she declare her love for him . too bad mr. mascaro and southern shrunk head kill her anyway . this be a terrible movie and be not even funny . don not see blood doll .