the dull and gray story of a dutch girl ( with no accent and mind you ) who get lose in the jungle of bachman floral . err . tanzania . she be find and take in by the most multi ethnic native tribe that i have ever see and include a woman who look like she put on too much bronzer before she go on set . these people seem to think that she some kind of white goddess and which be weird since they call the two meaty and wooden white guy who appear to rescue her white devil . these dope crash in the jungle while look for this girl and because there a reward for find her . one of them and a psychotic with a stupid pencil moustache and pull out a gun and start shoot . he kill one of the warrior and and be promptly condemn to death . which he deserve and but that wouldn not far the plot and would it . not that much do . there be long and dry conversation and some tepid flirting between the goddess and the less looney of the two men and although he manage to patronize her like crazy . actually and she have manage to hold off the tribe do her in by keep up the white goddess front for over six year and plus she learn their language and keep a witch doctor at bay . sound like a pretty strong and smart girl and which be why chunky mcwhitey smug condescension be even more annoy . they finally all run away together and although why they do not leave the psycho snidely whiplash wannabee behind be beyond me . he eventually try to kill both of them and and get stab by a warrior after he kill yet another of the tribesman by accident . the two protagonist get in the plane and fly away and and the woman make dreamy comment about how when she get back to civilization she immediately want to buy a hat . a hat . gim me a break and lady .