the love guru and when i saw the trailer and i wasn not exactly laugh and but it be mike myers and the clever man who have bring u austin power and wayne world and i have to have hope . well and mike myers and i have no choice and i really want to slap the heck out of him when i be watch this painful movie . now i be convince that mike must have some obsession with the penis and because there be so many penis joke in this movie it just become painfully unfunny . now there be a decent audience in the movie theater and like twenty something people and i do not hear one laugh and seriously and i even keep sigh and wonder when this movie be go to be over . five people leave early complaining and i wish i have join them and but something inside me be just hop that something would make me laugh and i be really pull for mike and but he have just make me so unhappy with this bad movie that be just his pathetic attempt of constantly remind people of his good comedic day . guru pitka be a self help guru who be very successful and but he be rank a the number two self help guru of the world . the only way he feel like he can be successful be to be on oprah . so he have to save a man and darran and on a loosing hockey team in canada to get him back with his ex girlfriend who be with this cocky win goalie and jacques grande . guru also meet the owner of the team and jane and who he just fall for and so in order for him to get famous and he have to get darran back with his girl and the team will start win . yeah and i be serious and that the plot and sad and isn not it . i just seriously can not believe how low mike myers have sunk and the cast be bad and the story be just and i do not think it be even existent . now and i hate it when people call movie racist without even think what the movie be suppose to be and but you know what . i be friggin offend by this movie and it be just plan sad and mike myers have lose his game and can not admit it . he should have just stick to the animated voice and because his character now be just lame . there be nothing i could say more than please just stay away from this film and i know i say this before and but this be just a painful and unfunny movie . good luck to mike myers and he will need it big time after more critic review this bad movie . negative .