character and story dream up by an auteur without imagination . fake to the bone . no relation to life . dialog pretentiously abstract and meant to be funny but isn not . caricatured character can sometimes be fun see dr. strangelove but the caricature have to grow from a sense of life . this be so airless and so film schooly and watch it be like try to breathe in a vacuum . an ex nun nymphomaniac and so she say and who have not have sex because i be choosy and and a porn star and some gangster and etc . and add up to a labored and dead and badly act pseudo movie . i watch it because of all the good comment and so i be warn those with ear to hear .