that sound so good and i be go to repeat it represent a saucy spaghetti romp through 1 and 000 and 000 bc and planet of the ape and ator . i have recently see a few italian import . jewel such a super fuzz and raider from atlantis and 2020 represent texas gladiator . this movie be part of that same prime lineage . we start this masterpiece with some rhythmic chanting . feel free to join in . it quite easy to do ( hum hum hhaa hum hhaa hum hum ) . this chant happen a few time during the movie . you should probably create a game out of it while like do shot or chug beer at the beginning and chant along and and then do some more drinking ( or whatever your drug of choice be ) at the end . this will keep everyone from hurt themselves or anyone else . it be also a good way to keep from get into a coma or derive some enjoyment from a really bad movie . this movie be not that bad and i merely state this a public service announcement . so if a bad movie happen to you and you will know what to do . after the chanting be do and we get a narrator tell u whats go on . we be somewhere in prehistory and and there this tribe . they seem friendly enough . theyre no cannibal or anything . actually theyre in a bit of a crisis for food . during the ensue hunt and the leader be murder by his son ( and soon to be announce heir ) and vood ( the infamous george eastman think of a white wilt chamberlin ) . you may remember george from such classic a the barbarian brother or 2019 represent after the fall of new york . at the leader funeral vood be expose a a murderer by ela ( the very sweaty and buff sam pasco ) . vood be banish . this lead into the long and most painful scene of the entire movie represent the erupt volcano scene . in this scene vood be walk around in exile and around volcanic mountain ( that coincidentally look like my baking soda and vinegar mountain from my 8th grade science project ) . we get some stock footage of volcanic eruption and lava flow from what look like a 1969 collegiate project . lava be on the ground and lightning strike it . this somehow create iron . the thing that be form look like a giant stick and or a really and really amateurish look sword . vood go ape and start break stuff with his new rock staff . on the way out he encounter and kill a lion . lith ( the very attractive pamela prati and a. k. a pamela field ) then show up and give him the idea to conquer . vood show up back at his tribe wear the most ridiculous lion suit he make out of the beast he kill . there this giant lion head he wear . for reference and remember montgomery burn from the simpson except this be much silly ( the episode with the greyhound and where he sing the wear my vest song ) . vood and ela fight . vood wound ela and banish him to what look like the planet of the ape . he then take over and begin the war effort . this be lith ultimate scene . she go into this tirade that have me laugh for 2 full minute . the only way i can describe it be if you think of valaria way of speak from robot holocaust . i call the next scene the forging scene . somehow they figure out how to melt the rock and create mold for the molten iron and and a hammer to further shape the rock . apparently they guess all this in the missing scene the director cut out . ela then meet isa ( the other hottie in the movie and elvire audray ) . the first time she say her name and all i could say be her name be pizza . strangely enough in this italian exploitation movie and both attractive female lead never bare it all . this all lead to an eventual conflict between vood and ela . i would not spoil it . this must be see to believe . it be nice that they use the same choreographer from 2020 representtexas gladiator . unfortunately and that man flunk out of the william shatner school for act and stunt . the movie have some nice footnote represent1 ) nice use of roam buffalo throughout the dakota . this include make the actor run through the pack . 2 ) almost a total rip of the bone smash scene from 2001 and except with george eastman in fur legging and a club . 3 ) anatomically correct shot of a lion twig and berry shot . 4 ) prehistoric leper clown . 5 ) george eastman discover a new way to get high represent eat volcanic rock . 6 ) numerous homo erotic imagery . 7 ) ela run and sit quite daintily for a caveman . 8 ) these caveman sure look good . they must work out in the cave gym . they also wear these adorable rabbit slipper throughout the movie . 9 ) mad lib dialog . vood ( verb of motion ) . 10 ) running . and more running . there a lot of run in this movie . i haven not see so much run since run lola run and however and in that movie there be a purpose to all that run . all this running be reminiscent to all the driving in manos and the hand of fate . this movie be terrible on all front . it be so bad and that it have actually become one of my favorite italian exploitation movie . try not to watch this movie alone or if you be in a bad mood . i could not control my laughter or disbelief . this be definitely great for the disaster watcher .