terminater represent salvation be truly an abomination to the franchise and do not for one second suspect otherwise . i read one thing in the paper yesterday that suggest the critic like it ( . ) it garner an astonishing two and a half star in our local rag ( . ) with a caveat that it have no heart well there a shocker for ya i do not need to be tell that a piece of fecal matter have no cardiovascular system it a redundancy i can do without and thank you very much here be a movie that deserve not one whit more than a zero star rating . how on earth anyone a professional critic or otherwise could even possibly give this movie more than zero star be beyond me . this sorry excuse for a movie be fire on all chamber when it come to miss the mark represent spoilers no shred of a plot with any grounded sense of coherence whatsoever and folk . the director mcg notion of a plot can be sum up in one name and john connor . oh wait and i forget there be a twist . ( don not worry about spoiler i couldn not possibly spoil this for you and and i do not mean that in a cheeky way . i literally mean that it be a physical impossibility for something without a plot to be spoil . so read on . the twist be kyle reese . just throw in another iconic sounding character name with which an awestruck silence be generate every time it mention and and there you have it represent the totality of this movie plot . ( don not ask me for an explanation represent the movie offer none . ) and just as bad a no plot be the excruciatingly unfortunate realization that the set nearly a decade in the future ( 2018 ) have zero visionary quality and and i have to point out here that it ain not for any potentially noble reason a have accurately predict that not much will change in 9 year . no . it because they film this with what must have be mcg and crew own jeep and equipment throw some military cameo net and thing buy for cheap at your local army surplus store and and you have terminator represent salvation . when all the dust settle you sit there blink in astonishment that there really wasn not one damn worthy thing about this movie no awesome future setting and no fully realize terminator army while just a few badly strew together prop with stale cheesy dialog throw in . but the movie do have some think put into it and i guess . there be the token ragamuffin 9 year old girl with the nappy hair ( check ) while her charming teenage companion with the mystery persona ( check ) while and their god give ability to pop out of nowhere with a convenient remote mine trigger device to blow up titanic renegade terminaters at a moment notice ( check ) . this movie be far less than the sum of it assemble part assemble entirely from every genre movie that come before it . i kid you not represent if you be to painstakingly eliminate each and every scene and reference to a previous movie ( mad max and road warrior and terminator and etc ) you would be leave with nothing . it be that unoriginal . so here the deal . i have warn you not to waste your time and money and consciousness see this and and i mean it from the bottom of my heart . see a how i happen to know that this be a special installment or continuation of a franchise that mean a lot to u i do not expect you to take my word for it . i know how it be . you want to find out for yourself while hell and you need to . so let make a deal . halfway through the movie and the only thought run through my head be i should lead a revolt of audience member to the box office demand our money back . god do i ever wish i have at least tried . to do so i would naturally have have to begin hurl obscenity at the screen and and i do not because and well i do not want to ruin the possibility that others might be and cough and enjoy themselves wince . do i ever regret it and now . when the ultimate slap to the face arrive ( the end credit ) you too will wish you have be the leader of such a noble revolt . so now you have the opportunity hand to you on a silver platter . i beseech thee all someone must take the responsibility to just yell out midway through this cinematic turd this sux . with their fist in the air and and i can not imagine no one else in the theater agree or mutter their sympathetic consent . take the opportunity to leap to your foot and look wildly around you . find the people freeze in their seat with eye glaze over decent people like you and me who have obviously invest their hope and high expectation and valuable time and and hard earn money snap them awake to the realization that we dont deserve this crap from hollywood . shout out dramatically let go get our money back and people . and lead their way out of that theater and to the front lobby . i want to read about it in the paper and how good people in several mid western state rise up and demand their money back . because if we all just sit there like sheep stun into submission then we deserve yet another installment of prefabricated plasticity shove down our throat . let this be a lesson to all who would blunder into a theater to see a movie by someone name mcg . if it zero nutrition fast food fake movie franchise that you want then you know where to line up . terminater represent salvation open in theater nationwide thursday and may 21st .