zombie movie and they have be with u for a long time . they be easy to make too . all you need be a camera and 6 or 8 friend live to wear raggedly clothes stain with stage blood while 4 or 5 other friend willing to run around a scream while some offal from a local butcher shop and some gun with blank cartridge . put them all together and presto and you be ready to make a zombie movie . that not to say that all zombie movie be good though while and that bring me to the movie i be here to night to talk about and william victor schotten dead life . this movie be bad . no and i mean real bad . it not even so bad it good . it start with a young boy name maxx who watch his dad go insane and kill himself . dad be a worker at a chemical plant that be work on some mysterious toxin . . . but i be get ahead of myself . many year later maxx be all grow up ( and play by michael hanton ) . he and his buddy do not do much more than sit around and drink beer and listen to heavy metal music and complain about how bored they be and lie about their sex life . life get a little more interesting when one of maxx buddy be attack by a weird look guy with silver skin ( note to director represent zombie be suppose to have a gray complexion . ) and ooze a black fluid from his mouth . pretty soon the guy be notice more and more people with rot face and an appetite for blood . luckily this be redneckville and usa and everybody have a gun so defend themselves be no problem . problem be and these infected people be tough . nothing stop em except . . . all together now . . . a bullet to the brain . finally the good ol boy figure out that somehow the recently dead be come back to life a . . . now let all say it together folk . . . flesh eating zombie . their town be pretty much toast by the time they figure this out so it time to hit the road . while look for a safe place they meet up with a doctor who tell them the zombie be create by a disease call necrotising faceitis m and which be an actual disease that the filmmaker embellish . the adult zombies eat flesh because their mind have be corrupt by bigotry and greed and corruption and all the thing we experience when we grow up . child zombie do not eat flesh because they have retain their innocence . sound logical to you . it do . good because it sound like a load of tripe to me . well anyway the guy can not decide if they want to go live on a deserted island or in the desert . by the end of the picture it become a moot point anyway . the plot be really off the wall and act talent be non existent while the zombie be . . . well . . . as convincing a any zombie be capable of be . near the end of the film we even get to see a zombie clown with tear of blood leak through his makeup ( symbolism . ) be follow by a bunch of live dead child and one of who be carry a huge teddy bear . somebody in the production crew be very fond of the japanese cyber punk subgenre because whenever someone turn into a zombie the camera be undercranked while they shake their head violently back and forth . i have notice this in movie like tetsuo the iron man and pinocchio 964. there be a lot of zombie movie out there now like feed the mass and day of the dead ii and shaun of the dead and many more . with so many to choose from you can skip this movie and you will not have miss a thing .