this be the story of clarence mumford and a struggle dreamer or robitussin addict who only hope in life be of one day become a great ninja . his parent discourage him and his girlfriend cheat on him and and he be constantly get beat up . then one day and when his resolve reach it lowest and he be contact by a powerful sensei from japan who tell him he must travel there and learn the art of the ninja from him . so he go and and after one of the most brilliant montage ever and he able to return home a ninja and though like a lot of kung fu film he still doubt his true ability . to become a master ninja he must conquer his self doubt and and in fitting fashion there be a showdown in which he prove himself and and win back the woman . all of this be embellish around superb acting and action pack choreography and a disregard for continuity and and a highly stylized joie de vivre thats quite personal and fan of hick know what i mean . the dialog be all over dub and and the ost push the story along back to a cliché 80 glam sound . what be not too love about this movie . i use to think hitchcock be a master and then i saw what bill hick could do .