this movie be just a waste . one of the bad john candy movie ever make . i do not think i laugh at anything in it . not the stiff acting and the moronic plot and certainly not any of the so called joke . if this be the first movie for any of these actor and none of them would ever work again . it be so bad that it make me feel sorry for alan alda and who i do not think rise to the act ability of a second grader in a christmas pagent .