the first one be jack palance in che . and play the part of fidel castro . the other one be in the last day of patton and when george c. scott ( a general patton ) make his sing debut by perform the the suggestively dirty little soldier ditty lily from piccadilly and the blackout queen . either of these performance be more than adequate induce hysterical laughter and projectile vomiting and or the blank and glaze eyed and frozen stare that only the total and utter disbelief in what your eye and ear be tell you can produce . trust me on this one . george must have do this turkey strictly for the money . except for the singing and he could have mail in his performance .