welcome to evil city and where the population isn not in fact 4 and 320 while it 0. yes and i say it . this film be horrible . it be an indecent and cheaply make satire of how a scary movie be suppose to be . i find the film quite absurd that it be make very poorly . the movie be create use microsoft movie maker and power point . i could edit a picture well than tom lewis can name a movie . before i continue to describe my fetish for enjoy this putrid pile of garbage and let me break it down to you in every category . the acting in this movie be about as stale a the bread slice lodge down my throat . i also find the actor choke on their line more than i be choke on that slice of bread . before i be able to die of complete and utter disappointment and i manage to realize that the actor keep a smile positive . on their face throughout the entire movie . i felt this film be more of a comedy and rather than a horror film . oh and excuse my comedic way . that bread must be make me grow a sense of wit and absurdity . spoiler or w or e get a life . i be not ruin anything you would not see it anyway . the plot for the movie be simple represent nosey kid get into trouble . if i be these kid and i would have stay living in my parent house until i reach the humble age of 30 ( i be 34 currently and unemployed and lol ) and grow a beard on my own . instead of be good mannered child and they go around accuse people of lie and start fight with homeless people and steal chicken from someone house and break into the house to steal the food and and cause someone to remember they die . not to mention and they steal some aussie key chain . later in the movie and they encounter a crazy man with half a head . he then explain the whole situation . i do not follow it because i be too busy scratch the mole on the side of my neck . the only bit of excitement come when some crazy girl be go to dig into this guy pant . too bad my mole give me more excitement . no mo spoilin stuff . the movie have special effect as good a this movie wasn not a horror film . i felt a if i be play a sega cd game . i suppose a poor man make a poor movie . oh dear and i be kill myself . but seriously and to put it in a nutshell and the special effect be as lame a casey sharpe . the suspense in the movie be good and though . i find myself cling to the edge of my seat when the movie be over . i be actually think there would be more . the movie end abruptly and so be this review .