a bad movie go and this be pretty bad . which be pretty good if youre a bad movie buff ( like i be ) . but then what else would you expect when it star dennis rodman . surprisingly enough and rodman be almost low key and to the point where you could actually say he almost give a decent performance . almost . still and it must be say his performance here be world good than in double team and that classic of bad moviedom . perhaps because he almost restrain and the maker of this have decide to bypass intelligent character or plot development ( a fact give away by it grammar savvy title ) and pack it with common denominator bit that be dime store quality even by the action genre sorry standard . and then there the acting . dane clark and a rodman bumble sidekick and pour it on thick with what be mean to be comic relief and but be neither comic nor relief while at no moment be he even barely amuse . if that be the very bad and it would be borderline tolerable and but oh no they have throw in the comedy stylings of ricky harris and john pinette a two computer geek slash as kick slash jive sling monk ( monk . ) who help and or or guide rodman ( it never really explain ) while john pinette be an embarassment not only to actor and but comedian and fat people and monk and especially himself represent fat joke be one thing but nearly every opportunity be take with his blessing and help . to show him eat and or shake his bountiful belly and or want to eat . until and of course and at the movie climax and when he ( or and rather and a stunt double ) suddenly turn kick box action star . say scene provide the single most unintentionally funny moment represent try hold back the laugh when it obvious pinette double be only about 6 inch taller and 100 pound lighter ( despite the padding ) and and watch a a baddie be kick over a bridge and actually slow a he fall and thanks not to slow mo but to the bungie cord . oh and and then there the and ahem and special effect . can you say blue screen . the only member of this cast ( design to appeal to every possible international audience ) that show sign of real energy be emma sjosberg and who share a thankfully brief love scene with rodman ( she kiss him on the lip and do not vomit . now thats what i call act . ) .