i have be try to make myself like this nearly unwatchable horror or comedy for a couple year now and be get nowhere . shot in the phillipines on the cheap and star a bunch of nobody and feature john carradine most forgettable screen appearance a count dracula [ though sharply outfit with a white linen suit complete with panama hat while he look great . ] and vampire hooker pretend to be kinky horror fare but wallow in fart joke and transvestite joke and racial humor and awful disco music . nai bonet nocturna with it sleepy boogie scene and breathtaking bathtub scene by it star doesn not seem like such a bad movie after suffer through vampire hooker again . at least they could dance all the joke in hooker fall flat on my eye and ear and there be no real horror and and the question of whether or not there be really girl in this movie at all sort of reduces it all to a cringe induce slog of 90 minute . the fact that it seem to go on and on forever doesn not help and and while i be a nostalgic for the late 1970 a the next guy one can at least take heart in the fact that human kind effectively evolve beyond a state where movie like this be possible . if you have ever wonder why there hasn not be a re release of this for the digital age and stop and because people often find themselves get exactly what they ask for and regret it . beyond a fabulous title and vampire hooker be unredeemable and uninteresting crapola and and that be what out of print prior rental tape be invent for . avoid it while half out of a possible .