spoiler alert ( coincidentally can you spoil crap . ) where on earth to start . oh my and i be try to sit here with my friend and figure out how to best describe the utter stupidity present in this movie . truly a waste of the breath in my lung . ok and let start with one of the main character and alice whom my friend and i repeatedly refer to a boomer because of her ability to constantly amaze u . this name be merely an understatement and a we be present with multiple encounter of seemingly near death situation in which she quickly devise some witty plan and gain the strength of an ox and the agility of a rabid bunny and and the brain capacity of stephen hawk . one incident in particular be the scene in which boomer valiantly smash through an assembly of stained glass window on her motorcycle and carefully time her departure from the vehicle in the form of a triple back flip and project the motorcycle at high speed towards the apparently bullet fast creature within the building confines and only for the motorcycle to attain a vertical position along the creature abdomen and turn perfectly and expose the ever so small gas tank and allow boomer an effortless and but nonetheless accurate shot at the flammable content of the tank and and thus efficiently dispatch this foul creature from existence . with her flawless perfection of shot and and ample bosom and how could anyone despise this movie . for laugh . certainly not for actual enjoyment . this movie be so bad and i purge in an empty popcorn container and forget about it and pick up the container once again and and proceed to name the individual ingredient i recognize a food and and formulate name for thing that look supernatural . that be a much more fulfilling use of my time than watch this crappy flick .