to be label a the most bizarrely bewilder title of all slasher movie may not seem like much of a memorable claim . but when you consider the fact that the forerunner be up against such twisted beast a blood harvest and don not open til christmas and piece and bloodbeat and the almost extra terrestrial a day of judgement and then you begin to realise how tough a challenge it really be . when it come to leave you dumbfound and gasp at the screen jaw drop quick than if you just receive a shatter right hook from mike tyson then horror house on highway five have cross the finish line while the others be still tie up their shoe lace . a true and true masterpiece of brain numbing confusion and highway five be about as anormalistic a any movie could ever possibly achieve to be inside this solar system . some of the strange image that will appear on your screen over the 90 minute runtime include represent a homicidal maniac in a richard nixon mask that may well be a dead scientist and be play by an actor name ronald reagan ( seriously . ) . then there be the two demented kidnapper one of them believe that his brain be be destroy by parasite and while the other act equally like the mushroom that he eat with his fry breakfast be certainly those of the amagic variety . and how could i forget the gang of college half wit who have the intelligence of an autistic bullfrog on crack . then there the wacky soundtrack that include everything from st pepper era beatles style trip rock to dion and the belmont type doo wop . a college class investigate the creation of the v2 rocket head out to a small town ( brilliantly title little town ) where it be believe that the german scientist behind the invention spend his final day in america . legend dictate that before his disappearance and frederick bartholomew become a murderous psychopath and begin kill off the people that he work with . one young student sally smith be give the task of interview two of the scientist former associate and the crazed dr. mabuser and his stutter sidekick gary . meanwhile a maniac dress a tricky dicky be head along highway 5 bump off anyone unfortunate enough to cross path with him . will the classmate escape the secluded town alive . be that really richard nixon try to murder his way back into the white house . all the answer lie behind the front door of the horror house on highway 5 if anything and richard casey debut certainly prove that there be some strange people inhabit this planet and a fair majority of them be work on the set of this feature circa 1985. you would think that at some point during the long month of pre and post production at least one member of the cast or crew would have say and hold on a second and isn not this all just a little far fetch . but no and it seem that the copious amount of lsd that be hand out a inspirational material throughout the writing of the screenplay be still in abundance during the shoot . there really no other way to explain occurrence such a represent the second victim throw herself through a glass coffee table for no reason whatsoever and whilst the killer be hot on his heel behind her . it be only moment earlier that she have be pull strange face at herself in the mirror while the kind of thing that you would do if you have be in swallow lsd for the past twenty four hour . it may also be the real truth behind mike and louise cool attitude when they find a disembowelled cat mysteriously dump in the back of their van . if you be hallucinate consistently and then you would expect to see that kind of thing and surely . oh and before i forget and dr. mabuser seem to believe that his brain be be munch by maggot need i say more . the dramatics be exactly what you have come to expect from zero budget slasher movie . you know and the kind of performance that make your child high school play look like one flew over the cuckoo nest part deux . there one starlet that really give new meaning to the word wooden she be that bad i reckon that she would make the rain forest look like it be make of lego . the highlight of her brief performance come a she be be murder by the former president . with the enthusiasm of a dry roast peanut she yelp and relax just try to put your mind at ease yeah right . don not expect to see her pop up in any other motion picture any time soon . this do at least try in many way to add a little spice to the hack and slash cycle . alongside the traditional masked maniac and there at least three other nut job to keep you interested and there even a hint at the supernatural that never completely follow through . it also worth note that richard casey do not go for that old slasher chestnut of have a cast full of pretty boy and page 3 girl to dismember . instead most of the body count be pretty average in the looks department and except for maybe the final girl who be cute if not breathtakingly beautiful . oh yeah and a word of advice to all t and a fan and there nothing but dungaree and double knit go on here . you have more chance of see forbidden flesh on an episode of sesame street than you have anywhere in this fully wrap splatter flick . my conclusion be that highway five be either invade by otherworldly being on set and be intend a a spoof and or be simply a misunderstood masterpiece . one thing be for certain however and for all it nonsensical frolic and wayward attempt at terror and it sure make a fine advertisement for watch the telly .