bill and ted excellent adventure have a certain charm to it . a wit if you will . it chronicle the life of deep and yet shallow act character . they be entertain to see on screen while the situation they get into even more so . but alas and there be none of this obvious humor in the most heinous rip off of bill and ted to this day and meet the deedles . meet the deedles be a movie make for one reason and and one reason only represent to cash in on a once be film franchise . bill and ted two adventure be time piece while a look into the eighty . but one can see why this technique fail in the sequel and bill and ted bogus journey and because by then ( 1991 ) audience have grow weary of eighty teenager in heinous situation . film company should have learn then that while bill and ted be once good and and always will be and more of the same kind be tire . they try a lot of film in the same tradition and but they all flop . ( bio dome . ) the original be the only thing worth see again while not sequel or rip offs and because their time have pass . but meet the deedles ignore this and give the audience something about ten year too late for it own good . the movie only true ambition be to create mindless slapstick and generate a series in the tradition of the `` bill and ted movie . it really do neither . the story involve twin brother stew and phil deedle ( steve van wormer and paul walker ) and slacker from hawaii who find themselves in the middle of a fiendish plot to sabotage old faithful in yellowstone national park . one day stew and phil be hang beneath a balloon be tow above the hawaiian surf and while be pursue by a truant officer on a jet ski . when they reach ground and their millionaire father ( eric braeden ) realize he must put a plan of his own into action represent send the two surf bum to camp broken spirit and a monthlong experience in outdoor living that will turn them into men . through a series of truly mind numbing and brain tumbling action and the twin deedle dude and who may as well be refer to a bill and ted and be mistake for park ranger recruit upon their arrival at camp . they come under the command of ranger pine ( john ashton ) and and stumble onto the solution to a mysterious infestation of prairie dog . prairie dog . my and oh my . praire dog . where do i start . perhaps i will tell you why million of them be scurry about . it quite simple and really . too simple . an evil former ranger name slater ( dennis hopper ) have train them to burrow out a cavern around old faithful and allow him to redirect the geyser boil water in the direction of new faithful and to which he plan to sell ticket . a whole lot of work when he could just use some machinery to re route the water . but that would be too basic for a film a stupid and mindless a this . no and slater a to have prairie dog chew around the geyser . truly awful . hopper live in his underground cavern and along with his sidekick nemo and play by robert englund and freddy of the `` nightmare on elm street picture . at one point he explain how he train the prairie dog and and i quote and `` inject kibble into the dirt and and a tunneling they would go . i never think i would ever hear dennis hopper say such a thing . but he do and and i be forever scar . while he scheme and the deedles fumble and bumble their way through ranger training . none of these scene be remotely funny and nor hilarious a they should have be . yet with all this criticism and meet the deedles be also kind of fun to watch . it so lousy that it almost come off a original . it worth see alone just for dennis hopper crazy line i mention above . but i would not recommend you go out and rent the film while rather and wait until it be on tv . i be split between my outlook on meet the deedles . it be certainly one of the bad film i have ever see and but it be not unwatchably bad like other bad child flick . i saw a tv film two year ago name p. u. n. k. s. and and while the lousiness of it be much on the same level a meet the deedles and it watchability ( yes and i make up that word ) differs . meet the deedles be just awful . p. u. n. k. s. be even bad . only watch meet the deedles if there nothing on tv . but i do not recommend it to you a a good film and but rather an awful one . see it and witness pure stinkiness on film . whatever it try to steal from bill and ted excellent adventure be not apparent . whatever be steal be not steal properly . . 5/5 star ( half a star ) . john ulmer .