just in time for the 4th of july we rent this stinker . yet instead of firework we be leave with a strip of soggy dud . i guess the producer of this movie do not think we could make it to halloween for another michael myers movie so they just spin this blatant rip off . this movie be plague with all kind of error and plot hole and unrealistic happening . let start from the beginning . first of all and do anyone think to question the fact that elementary school be still in session in the middle of july . of course not and that be why this be a b movie . what about when they ship uncle sam body home to his sister house . she proceed to leave the coffin in the middle of the living room for day like it a damn christmas tree and and have dinner party without even acknowledge it . now be we to understand that sam only kill people that aren not patriotic . if this be the case then why do he kill everybody . can you say plot hole in a paper thin plot . and what be with this town . how many murder have to happen before they stop their annual redneck dirt celebration . one of the many whitetrash towny be a child thats in a wheelchair . this kid go from be an extra in mid movie to become a hero at the end . probably the most unrealistic story of the movie be how this kid actual become cripple . the story be that he be hurt in some kind of freak firework accident . now as hard a we try and we can not imagine what kind of firework would leave a kid blind and deform and confine to a wheelchair with third degree burn . oh and do not forget that the accident leave him with a sixth sense . do they strap an m80 to his bare spine or what . if this accident be so traumatizing and then why do his parent wait til the 4th of july to take him out . do they want him to have flashback of his near death experience . also do anybody notice how the other character in the movie just leave this kid alone on the sidewalk like he yesterdays trash . this happen quite often . this picnic be just a real bust . the highlight be an extra long potato sack race through the wood which be plague with trippable object and rusty car ( and probably rusty nail ) . this be a definite potato sack no no . one of the teenager in the race will just do anything to win . he knock over everybody from toddler to elderly woman just so he can detour off the trail and roll down a hill for what seem like 10 minute . enough about the mistake and let talk about how the movie have several scene that be in slow motion just so they could stretch this piece of garbage into 90 minute . in conclusion this movie stunk . it be just another recycle slasher movie . the only good part be after the credit when they show an out take of an actor actually be injure and but you have to sit through a poem that sound like it be write by a third grader . i be sure someday christopher ogden ( jody ) will meet up with michael stephenson ( joshua from troll 2 ) in group therapy and have a good cry over the fact that they both commit career suicide before they hit puberty . this movie be so bad that afterwards we have to break into our 4th of july firework early just so we could blow it up .