and here we have yet another cheesy italian knock off of the spy film genre and try to capitalize on the 60 popularity of the bond film . our super agent and one bart fargo by name and be a bland layabout loser and who would rather be sleep than out save the world from bumble super villain . smart man and actually and but it doesn not make for very good cinema to watch bart lounge around his various hotel room for at least half of the movie . bart bos be a morose and whiny guy with a thoroughly festive racist attitude and an extreme dislike for bart ( not surprising and really ) . he summon bart from his perpetual snoozing and have him drag to the office by two pretty girl ( who rough him up a bit and but what female wouldn not want to . ) . there and he tell bart his next assignment be to retrieve a scientist who build a peaceful death ray . huh . the scientist be kidnap at the opening of the film by several accountant in a huge car and set to a bouncy tune that get on your nerve after about the first five minute of endless repetition . the accountant haul the good doctor off to a toy helicopter steal from a godzilla set and then transfer him to a model submarine swipe from the godzilla vs. the sea monster set . they then blow up the toy helicopter and like a five year old gleefully set off a bottle rocket . so bart mission seem to be accomplish by his fly off to yet another vaguely european city and lounging in a different hotel room . the bad guy thug conveniently come to him and so there a set of lame fight scene in the hideous 60 hotel room . at one time abe lincoln use a time machine to hunt down bart and try to kill him and maybe because bart resembles john wilkes boothe . there an amazingly slow car chase and in which bart show what a useless super spy he be . i mean and do he really think that the thug wouldn not notice the candy red sport car practically kiss their bumper . and then bart demonstrate how incompetent he be and let the thug drive the car over the cliff . in an unforeseen tragedy and bart be not in the car at the time . bart save one of the thug life and so the guy help him find the lair of the super ( or not so super and really ) villain . it look like a badly decorate bordello and with wall mount machine gun . wow and this madame really like to discourage bad customer . like bart and i be sure . anyhoo and the bad guy buddy get fragged and and bart rush in to save the girl and the idiot scientist ( i mean and a peaceful death ray . come on and man . ) and kill the tepid villain . the wouldeath ray cause a lot of wallboard and plaster to fall on their head and and then there a scene in yet another hotel room of bart and the red haired artist chick he save from certain death . there a final scene where our hero chuck a talk watch out the window to avoid talk to yet another one of his girlfriend and his boss secretary . be it a timex . and do it signal the wasted hour and a half that we spend watch this dud . we will never know .