there be absolutely no salvation for this abomination of comedic film . it not even so stupid it funny and it just really stupid . thomas lennon ( lt. dangle from reno 911 ) be just about the only character with any humor . the blind guy have no funny part either and you basically have to force yourself to laugh . the main character be as drab a he be two dimensional . this be an opportunity to be a good film and but it just doesn not even come close . christopher walken have once again embarrass himself and not for be bad and for continually appear in third rate film . he have never turn down a movie offer and and i respect that and but could he just stop do thing like this . there be only two positive in this movie and maggie q be hot and and thomas lennon performance and other than that and it basically bad than gigli .