you would be hard press to find any redeeming quality in director bill dear new film and simon say . it juvenile and cliché ridden and and utterly lame . simon ( crispin glover ) own a store in the middle of nowhere that sell nothing . he have an apparent affinity for pick ax and with dozen adorn the wall of his shed or store . whenever he come across other human and he sport his best retard voice and begin ask goofy question . no matter the reply and he grin stupidly and mumble you forget to say simon say and and then proceeds to kill everyone in the scene . the character take on the most banal form of teen stereotype . there a stoner dude and a meat head jock and a prudish asian and and two rank and file slut . none of them contribute anything of significance to the story . the dialog be contrive and force . the actor might as well be read from cue card . rent any porno and youre likely to find strong performance . one neat twist be that the law of physic do not apply within a 1 mile radius of simon store . ax have infinite momentum . some people can jump and change direction in mid air . others can magically teleport into charred corps . simon many strange catapult and which he can reload at the speed of light and rain an impossible number of ax down on his victim . his single ax launcher be extraordinarily precise and pierce the chest of a perfectly useless character from more than 100 yard away . there be no actual plot . just a bunch of sterile character be kill in impossible way by an aspiring loon . there be attempt at humor . none work . by the end of the movie and i realize the joke be on me . grade represent f avoid at all cost .