i leave the cinema very happy and with a feeling of a still linger fear and intense joy that perhaps could come close to what you feel and still run but just have escape unharmed after three hour of torture by a sadistic lunatic . the film be over . follow this sentiment of immense relief and there come anger . i know my lawrence well and i have read all of his book and and my first encounter with lady chatterley lover ( the book ) be strong and so i have be look forward to this adaptation . and here be the bad film i have see for a long time . i be angry and because i couldn not find a single thing in this adaptation that would explain why i have have to pay for this . nothing . even the actor be mediocre ( if they ever speak . ) and our dear homme de bois and be actually at time quite laughable ( the audience do laugh when they certainly weren not suppose to ) . why and why and why . why make a film that be so murderously non interest . why be every theme that lawrence touch upon in his book ground down to a sloshy harlequin devoid of all suspense . why do anybody come up with the idea of financing this film and less act in it . do the director take money out of her own pocket and do she rob a bank . and what have the jury smoke before they decide on give this film a césar . or if this be the best of french film this year and then just how bad be a bad french film .