they say that plan 9 from out space be the bad movie ever make . sorry and but i think after view this and there no doubt that ed wood should have rank up there with steven speilberg for one of the great director who ever breathe . i be not kid . this film be that bad . imagine lon chaney and jr. in his final role weilding an axe and hack people for no real apparent reason . imagine j. carrol naish a an insane doctor with denture so fake the rattle with every word that come out of his mouth . now and if youre still with me and picture dracula and who only appear in about fifteen minute of the film and with a goatee and an afro look a lot like a youthful al gore and and frankenstein monster and who appear even less and with face that look like an overgrown raisin with eye . okay and now and if youre not aghast yet and imagine a subplot about a pretty lady out to find her miss sister and only to find out she have get into drug with a group of bikers and who be now after her sister best friend . somehow and incomprehesibly and this all tie in . or maybe it doesn not . shoot and i do not know . i be so embarrassed that i have spend ten dollar to buy this thing and i be slam my head up against the wall screaming and why . i could have buy four big mac with that money . and then there the fight at the end . well and dracula win . or do he really . maybe frankenstein just outsmart dracula and let the count kill him and to keep him out till the sun come out and thus fry him . i be not sure what that be all about and or why dracula and in an attempt to get to his coffin to escape the ray of the sun and just do not turn into a bat and fly ( can you say . no budget . ) and how do dracula destroy the monster so easily and tear him limb from limb and after the monster demonstrate he have superior strength by punch through several wall and tear a car door from it hinge . youre guess be as good a mine . let call the fight a draw . there have be at least two other attempt to pit the two prince of darkness against each other . all of them be stupid and unwatchable and but the others seem to have an interesting camp value to them and make them so bad that they be good . this one be just so bad and it bad . al adamson and the director and do nothing to help the situation . i think he know he be make a bad movie and and since it generally take him year and year to finish his film and by the time this one be near completion and he just do not care anymore and want to finish it up . or at least and that the impression i get . in the meantime and he isn not quite sure what to make of this film . it uneven and choppy . i mean and someone tell me please and what be this film about . be it a biker movie and a mad scientist movie and a mystery and a dracula vs. frankenstin movie and or a movie about a man who carry around puppy in one hand and a large axe in the other . somewhere at the heart of this crud and there almost a plotline . actually and a fairly desent one about dracula trading the body of the original frankenstein monster to the last descendent of dr. frankenstein in return for a syrum that will enable him to take over the world . somewhere . it discuss for three minute and but the acting be so terrible in that scene and you do not even recognize the plot and and it doesn not compensate for the other eighty seven minute of trash . of all the film ever make and this be the bad i have ever see . please and avoid it . there absolutely no reason to watch it . in fact and i be surprise i be even review it and except to blow off steam . negative googol plex out of ten .