i want to begin by say that i actually feel embarrassed to say that i go to this movie on it open night in ct and needless to say it do not make a favorable impression on me . i realize that i be ask for it just by watch a movie with a title like the rise of taj that wasn not the name of a documentary about a palace in india and but now that i be through the hellish experience i feel obligate to warn as many a possible about the mental anguish you will go through if you see this craptastic movie . oh and and my condolence if you have already be trick into see it . i check contains spoiler in this comment but i have faith that i will not be spoil anything for anyone . the plot be about as formulaic a it get for a movie about young people go to college and the warm feeling you may get from the relative safety of a painfully predictable storyline be about the only comforting thought you be go to experience . if you can sit through it ( i dare you ) . this movie make me cringe from the moment in the opening scene when taj start wax philosophical to the dog with scrotal elephantitis and to the obligatory sword fight climax and when the hate me i be a prick antagonist get his ancestor cremains in the face . now those two sight gag may have be funny at some time on their own and but like a s. sandwich everything in between still reek . imagine and for a moment a giant staircase where you must look at travel brochure of london or slide of a dog show for five minute after which time you be force to jump onto the next step and land squarely on your head . repeat this process 19 time and you have get the essence of the movie down while lull and follow by a sharp decline in your personal well be anytime any colorful character open their mouth to recite from the most boring and headache inducing script ever make . vw2 script have enough clichè and stereotype reinforcing to eclipse an entire season worth of mtv reality show next and the one where xzibit whore himself out . combine . flame aside and the fact that movie like the rise of taj be make and see by idiot ( myself include ) be very depressing . i encourage everyone to make their own judgment about this and every film and but i feel very strongly that see it and actually enjoy it would require you to be either under 18 and or someone with the intelligence of perhaps a blade of grass .