ah . my type of rotten 80 cheesy exactly . nail gun massacre be commonly know a one of the absolute lousy slasher ever a reputation it definitely live up to but i couldn not help enjoy every insipid moment of it . the god awful acting performance and the pointless gratuitous boob shot and the thoroughly lousy dialogue and the extreme gore . simply wonderful or and to say it with the big cliché in horror reviewing and they just do not make em like this anymore . the least you can say about bill leslie and terry lofton masterpiece be that it doesn not waste any valuable time . the whole point of the movie be already illustrate during the three minute pre credit intro and when a bunch of hillbilly construction worker rape a defenseless girl . only second later and one of them be already severely punish for his naughty behavior by a dude completely dress in black and operate the titular tool a a murder weapon . all this during a brief intro and the best be yet to come . after the credit and that use cheesy laughter for music and the handy avenger cheerfully continue to nail people down and only now he say something really stupid every time he fire his gun . after a good twenty minute and half of the redneck population be already dead and while the local doctor and dumb sheriff be still clean up the blood of the first victim . the pacing slow down a little then and since new moronic character need to be introduce first . but and no worry and the gore only get sicker and the sleaze only get . um . sleazy and and the killer one liners only get more retarded . too bad his victim die so painfully before they get to hear his witty remark . also and the initial revenge motive doesn not stand anymore and a he just randomly waste horny teenager like the average 80 slasher icon . forget about tension or mystery surround the culprit identity . you need none of that when there already be a guy wave around a nail gun . i be reward this craze flick with a positive rating and for sheer awfulness but most of all because it the single most entertaining 80 slasher out there . absolute most hilarious line represent ( whilst aim at two pretty young girl ) it time to do your nail . total must see .