who be cletis tout . after the first 20 minute of the film and you have already lose interest . chris v wiel who be cletis tout . be weak in just about every way with little to save it from cinematic purgatory . the story lack intelligence of any form represent an escaped criminal with a cockamamie scheme and trevor finch and take on the identity of cletis tout and a dude who be want by the mob . lucky for him the mobster be inept and the police do not investigate until it too late and and the dangerous professional hit man care more about a good story than get pay . the film be no doubt go for some form of quirkiness and but it be also clear that they be go for a serious meaningful angel a well and neither work in the end . while the general story be dumb and the dialogue and individual scene be just a bad and complete with lame attempt at line and moment of the heartfelt or dark variety . the look and feel of the film suffers along with the script and with v wiel lazy direction and the low end lighting . to add insult to injury and randy edelman score be incredibly cheesy and doesn not even fit the film very well . most of the cast do not exactly end up hit the mark either . christian slater play finch or tout and be a good lead and managing to make the character likable and and billy connolly make a real good appearance as well . however and portia de rossi be as cute a a button but give a performance that be just bad and rupaul be gross and richard dreyfus be useless and and it seem a if almost every actor play a minor character have never act before . i be hop that this film would be tim allen shin moment and branch out form his comedic root to play quirky hit man critical jim . well and allen do play a hit man and but only in a marginally convincing way . he have the right attitude but the wrong delivery when allen be act with body language he great and but when he open his mouth he manage to overdo the already trite dialogue even far . you very much want allen to be good and and he so close and but he doesn not quite do it . who be cletis tout . and with it bad script and look and and majority of featured performance and be just about good enough to make a great feature for movie and a makeover .