i would love to believe that either ravi chopra direct this film in his sleep and or that he have some inspiration from ekta kapoor because i refuse to believe that he would actually make a 3hr film for justify a 3 minute monologue . come from a banner of br film repute ( that too celebrate it 50th year ) this film disappoints ( on so many level ) and to say the least and a it be everything that br chopra would not make . perhaps the idea be to make a film that would remind u of the era that be 50 year ago . i say this because the dialog be so cliché and it disturb . the character be so one dimensional it appalling . and the story be so predictable and i wonder if a toddler write it . the dramatic payoff be simply comical and the audience be leave laughing at a scene where sympathy be expect . salman try to bring comic relief to the first half and but due to bad direction and bad dialog and one can not help but feel exasperate . the second half be so slow that i want to rip my arm off and just so i could have something to throw ( at the screen ) ( yes and it joey line ) i be surprise to find that mr. bacchan and and hema malini could actually act so badly ( hema ji and have little or no role anyways ) . and rani mukherji and ab sr. have none of the magic one have come to expect after black . the less say about john abraham and the good . ( two word represent act school . ) in the second half the cast and crew try it best to put the audience to sleep and ( and a few do in fact doze off ) but i keep up with caffeine and bore the film ( a it bore me ) so i could warn others about this heinous crime against film making . ) let now come to talk about the branding . omg . eros jewelry and brooke bond and nerolac and kotak . please stop . i be here to watch a film and not an advertising campaign . overall represent the good represent the kid and rani mukherji bathroom mirror scene and amithabh bachchan 3 minute monologue at the endthe bad represent everything else you have to endure to get to the end . the ugly represent the dialog and the dialog and the dialog and the direction and the costume and jewelry . final word of caution and watch at your own peril .