a rich couple and a poor couple both play by joan collins and steven berkoff prattle to the camera ( and between themselves ) about their life and experience . this be the pit of the pit . bad . bad . bad . star the big most talentless show offs that ever go before the camera . talk about camera mugging . berkoff make jerry lewis look restrain . basically berkoff point the camera at himself and then overacts for england and village hall style . collins who look at least a 100 year old ( despite six ton of make up ) look as bore a you will be if you start watch this pile of old tosh . this have to be one of the bad movie ever make and without any doubt the bad script ever film .