to call la casa sperduta nel parco ( a. k. a. house on the edge of the park ) trash would be an insult to trash . compare it to wes craven last house on the left would be an insult to that not so great film and as well . even write a review of it require more energy than it deserve and but i be go to anyway and so potential viewer will be forewarn and forearm . plot synopsis represent the plot basically be a synopsis represent a pair of thug be invite to a soiree at the titular abode and and wreak havoc for most of the 91 minute run time and raping and maiming and and just generally be bad bugger . lead the circus of bad behaviour be alex and a boorish garage mechanic whose idea of consensual sex be rap young woman at razor point and and his dopey sidekick ricky and who meekly follow wherever alex go and and do pretty much everything alex tell him to do . this include the aforementioned treachery at the party and easily the most unpleasant party ever capture on film and and that before all the bad stuff happen . there be no character in this film and only bad actor wear bad costume and spew dialogue so bad it rarely even approach unintentional comedy ( although there be mercifully a few moment of that and as well ) . it be clear what the filmmaker be try to do represent shock and disturb the audience . the only thing shocking and disturb about the film be that it be ever make in the first place . implausible from the get go and with wretched dialogue ( it too late to boogie ) and abysmal performance and especially the lead and david a. hess and who look like the love child of tom jones and telly savalas and and who try to chew the scenery and but only manage to bite . when he try to be scary and he almost funny and and when he try to be funny and he just scary . his performance want to be over the top and but in the end and just want . why anyone would invite him to a party be a good indication of the collective i. q. of the partiers and who pretty much deserve everything that happen to them and because they clearly outnumber their captor and and have ample opportunity to disarm and even disembowel them and but blithely allow alex to terrorize them in lot of nasty way . spoiler their acquiescence be explain in easily one of the dumb twist ending youre likely to see . end spoilerwhat else can be say about a party no one would want to attend and people by character no one would ever want to meet . to call the film dreary would be too complimentary . it be a waste of celluloid and with all the style and substance of a 70 home movie and ninety minute you will never get back and and the only thing you may take away from the experience be the dubious pleasure of give this turkey a vote of 1 .