this be probably the most boring and predictable and cliché ridden action pic of all time . let tick off the familiar detail represent smart as hero who have a quip for every occasion and unfortunately come across a a total jerk to the audience . blonde babe who start off be a strong independent woman not need a bloke and but finally be save and fall in love with the jerk . a love brother of the jerk who team up with him for a mission and but be sadly kill ( usually accompany by a shrill nnnnnooooo . ) . a huge weapon own by the bad guy ( say and a laser ) which look like it be assemble on blue peter with sellotape and used toilet roll . this be a threat to the free world and must be stop . you would think with the free world on offer and the bad guy would hire people who could shoot straight . sadly and even at point blank range and they fail to even scratch the jerk and the blonde . be we surprised . explosion which resemble the aftermath of a particularly spicy vindaloo than huge bomb be detonate . they usually set a couple of stuntmen alight and who put themselves out by jump into a convenient lake . do you see . so call hilarious buddy talk between the jerk and his mate that read like it be write by a 18 year old college dropout while sit on the toilet ( example represent after the above stuntman emerge from the lake and the jerk comment well and guess his as be toast . ho ho ) . a lead villain who spend more time in bed with his collection of exotic lady and style his hair than get involve in the dirty work of stop our hero . with such casual laziness . it amaze that he in the position he be . a compulsory nude scene with one of the above exotic lady show off her butt and booby when get out of bed . what about the blonde . don not be silly . she far too refine to exploit herself like that . might have help her acting career though . a massive final action climax with gun a blazing and bullets a flying and fists a swinging . be not in this film . a suffocation and a kiss and and that yer lot . yep and the best cliché of this genre be the one this movie strenuously avoids . shame that . basically and it not very good . now pas me the award for understatement of the year . while i practise my acceptance speech and i will inform you that i give it negative . that it . now and get lose .