after watch the first fifteen minute of this fester bowl of dog snot and i longingly wish that i would be hit by a truck on the way to the video store . after suffer with fading hope through several excruciate minute of a movie none of which be even 0 . 1 % as cool a the videocassette box cover art and i watch the last 4/5 on fast forward and and it be still the most bash your own head in with a brick and brain numbingly and agonizingly awful piece of trash i have ever see . ( i make a special exception for alien3 [ warn represent spoiler of series spoil element in alien3 and 4 follow ] and which and though not bad overall and will forever be my choice for bad movie because of the glaring plot hole and contrive and character kill plot device at the start of the movie that completely disregard the plot and character and and story line that cameron et al . develop in alien . i mean and really . there an egg on the sulaco . how do that get there . the escape pod . break on landing and kill two of the most important character . everybody die . argh . sigh ) ( and do not get me start on alien4 and the whole ripley clone automagically recover the dead ripley brain content thing . sheesh . ) anyway and back to rotor ( but why bother . ) represent completely devoid of act it be more like watch those animatronic dummy on the stage at chuck e. cheese writhe and jerk around after theyre 1 and 000 hour overdue for their schedule maintenance . a for dialog and imagine the same jerkiness translate into speech . now conceive of a plot write by select random snippet from twenty second of gumby dialog ( a la monty python ) and and you would still be imagine a less torturous movie than rotor . even the special effect ( think special a in the short yellow school bus ) be bad than the bad special effect on television . transition into robot view or design view or whatever they be try to do be abrupt and discontinuous and and more amateurish than show a spaceship wave around on the end of a stick . i be still try to figure out how to collect compensation from the production company for the hour of my life they waste . and concurrently how to involve them in some appropriate form of torture . the existence of rotor make a solid case for add the 0 rating and and perhaps negative number and for movie at imdb . com . but hey and i could be wrong . represent ) .