this movie get a 5 out of 10 not because it deserve five point and in fact and i do not think the quality be such that it deserve one point . but it be just so god damn bad that i love it enough to boost up the point . to begin with and richard gesswein be the bad lead man ever to grace the silver screen . they have to get someone to pull a voice over for his role and coldyron ( yeah and that a tough name ) and as well a his lead lady and dr. steele part . dr. steele and by the way and be a bodybuilder woman with a skunk on her head . the opening scene reveal the end of the movie immediately tell you that you be waste an hour and a half . these three guy ( the director and writer and star ) come up with enough money to take robocop and the terminator and and judge dredd ( which be merely in comic book form at the time ) into one completely awful masterpiece . when we go back to the beginning of the story and the clock strike 5 represent00 and coldyron wake up . just a a quick note to the viewer and the filmmaker then have the clock read 4 represent50 and a if to say and please and it not too late for you and turn off the tv and run . of course and i do not follow the direction and i just laugh . shortly thereafter he fill up a cup of coffee with far too much sugar and youre thinking and wow and he sure like sugar . ( this be a joke that you will soon be hop the filmmaker do not find to be funny ) . he grab carrot from the fridge and head outside and to his horse . you think the carrot be for the horse and right . but he give the horse the coffee . thats why there be so much sugar . then he eat the carrot himself . aha . so funny . this be about how great the entire movie be . absolutely nothing make sense in this movie . gesswein say that rotor will be ready in 25 year and then say he need at least 4. shortly thereafter a native american character name shoeboogie put his headphone in the wrong place and spark rotor . it just make no sense at all . i would not go into too many more detail and but the bad part of the entire movie must be the fact that rotor can take off his sunglass and see into the past . apparently a function call sensor recall be build into his system and but it be so insanely dumb that the screenwriter do not even bother try to come up with some sort of half assed explanation . none of the technical jargon even sound like it make sense and but he do not even try go into sensor recall . you have to see sensor recall in action to truly appreciate it sheer madness . at the conclusion of the movie and coldyron utilize a technique shoeboogie spoke of early to kill rotor and a if to tie everything together in some sort of nice neat way . one of the problem be that shoeboogie never speak to coldyron . another be that a few piece of string defeat this unstoppable supercop . another be that i be try to make sense of a movie in which the comic relief be deliver by a robot who can think on his own and but the supercop would not be ready for another 25 year . rotor be the bad movie ever make . if you can find something bad and please bring it to me and because i need it . please see rotor . it be so bad and you will hate me for make you watch it . and then you will make all of your friend watch it . and you will love me once more . look at these cheekbone represent i be either an indian or a sissy . and and heh heh and i sure ain not no sissy . ( or something like that . ) shoeboogie .