a juicy bit of 70 kitsch right here for your viewing pleasure . rock hudson a a horny high school coach or guidance counselor who be nail every girl in sight . this man be so hip and he have arrange the thumb tack on his cork board into a peace sign . no wonder all the kid love him . right on and man . the luscious angie dickinson play a substitute teacher who wear very short skirt and form fitting sweater . not only do she get felt up by hudson and she also enthusiastically deflower the gawky teenage male virgin after extol the virtue of john milton paradise lose . telly savalas be the state police detective call upon to solve a series of murder of young girl at the high school and the first of which be charmingly name jill fairbutt . no lollipop here . he be suck on a cigarette and a cancer stick and a coffin nail . who love ya and baby . nice job by keenan wynn be the wheezy geezer local sheriff assign by savalas to direct traffic after incompetently touch every bit of evidence at the first murder scene . also by james doohan ( scotty of star trek fame ) a savalas underling . too bad they couldn not have get shatner to give hudson a run for his money . also heard from be roddy mcdowell and twittery here a the high school principal and whose concern over the murder be limited to characterize one of them a a great little cheerleader . he come complete with prim and nerdy and bespectacled secretary and de rigeur for the 70 . in what other decade could something be list a a comedy or crime or thriller . only the 70 and my friend . you can also groove to the opening song by the osmonds and chilly wind and which happen to be sing over rock hudson get it on with a topless honey . osmonds and booby my head just explode . if i be not mistaken and i think i saw a very young alfre woodard a one of the student question by savalas . rock that afro and girl . what can you expect by combine the direct talent of roger vadim and the writing of gene roddenberry . if you can ignore the misogyny of every female in this movie be a ditz or victim or sex object or cuckold and then you will enjoy this very of it time pre sex comedy era sex comedy . with some murder throw in . and a bit of mystery . and do not forget the osmonds .