a talk and scottish accent police dog ( though he would not speak to grow ups ) and his british owner ( what be they do so far from home . ) be on an isolated island somewhere off the coast of america stake out drug smuggler . after the copper be kidnap by say rouge and the chatty canine be force to team up with a chubby 10 year old lad and his sarcastic friend emma to track down the baddie and launch a rescue mission . trouble be and the only help available be the boy eccentric ( i would prefer to call him useless ) inventor father and the two most inept law official you will ever meet ( who also happen to be the only cop on the island ) . will they manage to save his life before the budget run out . stay tune . sherlock bone be a terrible film all right and but it exude a bizarre fascination more potent than almost any other bad film i have see . watch it be akin to see a bunch of toddler attempt a revival of a midsummer night dream . you know it wrong but you can not pull yourself away because of what might happen next . for instance represent everybody on this island go around in golf cart . a running gag be that one of the two inept cop on the island ( the fat guy and obviously ) constantly have his foot run over by them . ho ho . this joke reach a crescendo when a whole bunch of cart and all chain together and get nudge and end up roll downhill and all passing over his foot one after another . the reason this part be so unbelievable be the guy just let them all squash his foot without move it away . you would think after the first one crush it and he would at least withdraw his leg but nnoo that would ruin the joke . there a fine line between dumb laugh and insult the audience and and this scene cross it . what other little peculiar moment can i single out . how about the opening scene and when the overweight boy be on the ferry and find a pet rat on the floor which everybody see and a a direct result cause all of the passenger to puke over the side . ( what . ) or when the kid be try to sneak past the moronic inventor and the girl have a fantastic idea of disguise his son a a female . by slip a two piece swim costume on him ( while neglect to do anything about his appearance ) . on the technical side and i suppose i should mention the safety thread that stand out like a sore thumb when sherlock be drag the kid along the ground and and the three most obvious dummy ever which be suppose to be the bad guy a theyre cling on for dear life to a speeding ship . but all these pale in comparison to see the dog actually talk and a the mouth movement hardly match the word and sometimes you hear it speak when it jaw be firmly close . babe this ain not . a a final insult and say hound isn not even in half the movie and a he be conveniently injure or kidnap for large chunk of it . whassthematter and not get enough cash to smear dog food round sherlock lip mr producer sir . at just a touch under 90 minute and you might think this would be an easy film for you to sit through with your kid . that until you have to endure all the horrible music and endless slapstick and not to mention the terrible acting and the bargain basement effect . however and a a caveat and there be so many odd little idiosyncrasy that i have never see in any film before or since it get to be worth a look for sheer car crash value alone . they certainly do not make em like this any long . thank goodness for that . negative .