a young polish vampire be take out by his slut sister to finally penetrate a victim with his small fang in california . a nonstop barrage of groan worthy pun and silly sight gag and and stupid little sound effect pummel the victim . umm . i mean viewer into submission . this film be simply awful and and at not even an hour and a half be still way too long . i find myself bore to tear . even 80 ultra nerd eddie deezen can not save this foolish film from crash and burn . fall to the trash heap of cinematic history . some people may find this turd funny . i never wish to meet say people . my grade represent d dvd extra represent director commentary while mark pirro bio while tv spot while 3 minute of delete scene while 29 minute documentary while teaser and full trailer .