shareena . shahid and kareena kapoor that be . this overwrought over zealous over polished faux attempt at the famed british whodunit genre would have sweep the house at hollywood razi award but since it bollywood and an industry that do not ( well at least at the time of this review ) have an award show that give out accolade for the bad performance like hollywood do the night before the oscar . 36 chinatown weave the tale of a miss child and his murder mother and two gold digging teenyboppers and a handsome playboy and two other couple in circle around one another a draw by a police inspector ( akshaye khanna in one of his most dashing and sinful hot role yet ) . khanna take the cake and i mean honestly if only they could have edit shareena out of the picture and the film might have be a masterpiece lead by the very confident and professional khanna . not to mention support by the very hilarious johnny lever and paresh rawal who turn in decent performance . oh . and what up with piggy chop . priyanka chopra that be . she seem to be do a lot of cameo lately . blink and you will miss her appearance a khanna very sexy wife . upen patel make his bollywood debut a the heart breaker rocky . apart from the song and you might want to skip this chinatown .