1. i must care about the hero . in james bond and for example and i know he be a vain and brainless army officer with a line in feeble sexist joke and but i know he be go to get involve in some spectacular antic fight a mad villain before he off . in agent secret i couldn not be bother with the hero at all . he be cold and uncaring and without gaglines or any other idiosyncracies . he might as well have be the villain . the attempt to set the french government up as good guy be laughable . 2. the hero must encounter a major hurdle and overcome it . agent secret have no hurdle to speak of . at one point he be kidnap and but his escape be over within half a minute . i be utterly indifferent to his fate . 3. boy must get girl . the girl say at the end she be empty and utterly empty . in other word our hero buy a bill of good . no warm cuddle and dozen of baby for him . the two murderer drive into the hill and leave me unmoved . break these rule and your film will be a total turkey . like beyond pathetic and however much money you throw at it . zero out of ten . sorry .