how can there be screenwriter when this film doesn not even have a real plot . charles grodin play george and a guy who sell chair for a living . he tell his best client that he be fat and the client take his business elsewhere . the owner of the business be furious and george decides it a good time to go on vacation . he take his family to some fleabag resort that he know nothing about . let the laugh begin . heh . all of the employee at the resort be strange and or or gay . the employee that phil hartman and mario van peebles play be both homosexual for the sole purpose of have grodin character show his disdain for them . throw in jon lovitz and megan mullally and you would think that the support cast alone would at least make this watchable . you would be so and so wrong to assume that though . well and i guess i can wrap this up already since there isn not much to discuss in term of the plot . george and his wife smoke some pot and his wife also take some hallucinogenic mushroom and a few woman take their top off and everything culminates in a massive shootout with some rebel guerrilla . or something . do i mention that this take place around christmas . sorry and it easy to forget since it be specifically point out at the beginning of the film and then virtually ignore for the rest of the story . my advice to you be to ignore this entire film . negative .