i do not throw this statement around lightly . a someone who frequently read review and i find that it be throw around far too often and especially when there be so many bad movie out there . but i can say and without a doubt in my mind and that the love guru be the bad movie i have ever see . it have officially dethrone classic such a die hard dracula and dark harvest 2 represent the maize . those movie be make on minuscule budget by no talent . in comparison and the love guru be make on a huge budget by mike meyers and the creator of comedy classic austin power and wayne world and which make this train wreck of a film all the more painful to watch . with the love guru and you can tell meyers be try to create another success along the line of austin power and but fail miserably . the thing about austin power be despite be a dumb comedy and the movie have a likable and fun protagonist . in meyer late outing and we get the guru pitka and a charles manson look alike who have an obsession with penis . it somewhat fit that he resemble charles manson and a notorious cult leader and a by the movie end i have a strange urge to kill myself . not only be the guru creepy and he also very unfunny . whether he make lame pun about life or talk about penis and he never manage to elicit any laugh whatsoever . it could be that his joke be just bad . certainly use joke straight out of a child joke book isn not a recipe for success . it could also be the fact that meyers be so desperate for a laugh and he himself laugh at every joke and continuously look at the audience and attempt to entice them to laugh along with him . you get the sense that he realize the joke be unfunny and the glance at the audience be his last failed attempt at get a few laugh . guru pitka character development just add injury to the insult . one minute pitka be be hail a a spiritual healer who live to help people and the next minute he insult a midget for no particular reason . there no consistency to the character at all and which be what this movie be miss in comparison to meyer last few . wayne campbell and austin power felt like real character and where the guru doesn not really have any character while he randomly do whatever move the plot along forward . speaking of plot and the storyline be almost a ill conceive a the title character . a stupid plot in a comedy be acceptable if it manage to be funny and but there nothing amuse about a guru quest to go on the oprah show . that just plain stupid . it would help if the film wasn not fill with every cliché ever know to cinema goer and but it be . the guru have a self revelation at the end and change his greedy way . the good guy triumph . and of course and blur song 2 play during one of the hockey sequence and which have become the most commonly use ( and groan induce ) tune for any sport relate film . even if you can put aside the annoyingness of the guru pitka and the movie still fail to deliver anything remotely funny . the most common joke be to have a character name resemble something vulgar and such a dick pant or some other grade 3 level joke . the next most common be the guru constant repeating of tm after one of his catchphrase . it wasn not funny the first time and what make meyers think it would be funny the tenth or fifteenth . there also the repetition of joke from austin power and range from the plane to even the casting of verne troyer and the midget who make one of his only popular appearance in the power film a mini me . finally and there be the gag that be just plain lame . these involve elephant hump each other and the guru wear a chastity belt and the guru have a battle use mop soak in urine and the guru stick his head up his own as ( which be actually far less funny than it sound ) and the guru get punch in the groin and the guru do battle with a rooster and the guru engage in two very long song and dance number on the sitar and one a rendition of dolly parton 9 to 5 and the other a ear splitting variation on space cowboy by steve miller band . both be in there for no particular reason whatsoever ( and i really do hope it wasn not for laugh ) . the other actor be fairly bad and although they really do not have much to work with . jessica alba continue her tradition of play practically the same exact character and giggling and act ditsy . justin timberlake be atrocious a jacque grande and although to be fair and his character be a one note joke about quebecois people . i be bemuse that meyers would think american would find a joke about a people they likely know little about funny and especially when i do not find it funny and i be a canadian . verne troyer just prove that the only reason he have even a semblance of a career be because of the novelty that he a midget . it really be hard to describe how utterly bad the love guru be . it a stupid comedy and yes and but i be a fan of those . i be the guy who give you don not mess with the zohan a positive rating and so if anything this should be right up my alley . instead and it the bad movie of the year for sure ( leave meet the spartan way behind in it dust ) and have reach it place and for me at least and a the bad movie ever create . it painfully unfunny and leave me in a sour mood for a good hour after view . i would rather wear a chastity belt for 30 year like the guru rather than sit through this pile of crud .