the last horror movie think that it more clever than it actually be . it begin by tell u that we have never quite see horror as intense a this and that be truly in for the ride of our life . while some of the following murder be interest and it completely fail at live up to such high self regard . it a film within a film . sort of . we begin by watch a the real last horror movie and a direct to video slasher with bad act and wobbly set and but after a few minute of that ( a cunning ploy to make what follow look good by comparison ) some guy appear and claim to have tap over it with his own home make horror ( obviously he have a full editing suite somewhere in his house ) and tell his own story of kill and torture . why would be bother watch this . well we supposedly rent the fake horror movie so what wrong with want to witness some real horror . he never seem to shut up about this . the guy in question be max parry and a mild mannered ( to the point of be a bit camp ) wedding planner with a healthy relationship with his family and despite not be marry himself . he nice to his grandmother and good with the kid . no one would ever think him a psycho killer . but death and torture be his thing indeed . he hire a homeless cameraman ( who be scottish and therefor by english law must be portray a a total mongo ) to follow him around and capture his killing on film . some of them be innocent and would really rather not be dead and but others be twat who deserve it . max have no quibble about kill old or young and man or woman and black or white . he never explain why he do it and but only justify his action by waffle on about twisted moral . max claim the best part of horror movie be witness the kill . but most of his murder occur off camera and which be a bit of a rip off . i will admit there be one cool scene in which a bully be immolate and another where he stab a housewife and but i want more blood and perhaps some dismemberment . so much for be the last word in horror movie . another problem be that the convoluted narrative constantly conflict itself and could never actually add up in real life . sad people like me notice this and it kind of distracts from the point the film be try to make . and the end could only ever be scary if one be half baked . i can not imagine any clear head person get even the slight bit chill by it at all . it an ambitious project and i feel bad for rating it so poorly and but it rather pretentious and just doesn not offer enough gruesomeness for the particularly blood thirsty . if this really be the last horror movie then it a shame that the genre have end on such a weak note .