i first saw grizzly rage and like so many other big creature eat attractive people film late one night on the sci fi channel with a large group of friend while the majority of u be down sizable amount of alcohol . a the sub par fast and the furious style credit sequence shot past with a low rent nu metal band playing in the background and i be still reasonably sober but could feel the effect of two purple nightmare ( look them up ) take effect and know that soon and i would be swim in a haze of my own creation . for the sake of a cheap laugh or two and i find a pen and paper and write down all the thing i learn from this movie . the result be a follow represent1 . bear pursue blood vendetta . 2. american graduate from high school at the average age of 24 . 3. bear can push land rover over . 4. be tear limb from limb by ferocious and man eat bear be nature way of punish you for minor traffic violation commit in your youth . 5. girl top can magically sew themselves back together after be rip open . 6. eat toxic waste make bear big and strong and more intelligent and far more bloodthirsty than average and rather than the predicted scientific outcome of cause malignant tumor and kill them . 7. dress like an extra from a vanilla ice video be no guarantee of survival . 8. you can get attack by a bear and roll off a cliff in a car and thrown spine first onto a bear trap and spend all day battle for survival on a sun parch strip of mid western wilderness and still have good skin and hair than andie mcdowell . 9. bear respond to sass . 10. smashed land rover will still run for mile if roll down a small hill to gather momentum . in other word folk and this be not great . in fact it terrible . cgi blood and stock footage and awful character and death scene so pathetic they do not even make a group of five young men and drink off their head on aftershock concoction laugh . avoid .