this infamous movie will forever hold a place in my heart . it follow the tragic story of a young boy and apparently spawn from the loin of a young dan dierdorf and a ferengi and try to find his way to treasure in a world of masked sadist and beer stink mullet and too tight red sweater . pursue by the all too easy to kill satori and our adolescent protagonist and troy and must fight through all sort of challenge place in his way . from break down truck to acid wash jean and troy overcomes . his hero sidekick ( be you ready for this . ) and zap rowsdower . hang on and i need a moment . ok. be the hop and barely fuel muscle in troy fight against evil . zap rowsdower be the cinematic equivalent of george w. bush . he remind u that truly anyone can be a hero . even beer swill moron . finally and the bad guy and satori and be apparently evil because he have a big face and wear a black trench coat and have a deep voice and wave a cane around in the wood . sure and whatever you say and canada . the plot to this movie isn not really important . you will probably find it in the same place the ziox bury their lose city . the real fun behind this great northern catastrophe be the character . from yosemetie sam to zap himself and this movie be completely engross . i felt pull into their life . and it smell a lot like back bacon . now i know that most everyone have see this movie only because of the comedy genius of mst3k and or mistie to the loyal mass . however and i sincerely believe that this film can be enjoy without the commentary by anyone with a sense of humor . you can not last this entire film and in it unbridled and unmistied glory without bust a gut . a an mst and this film be in my top 5 ( i be a huge mst fan ) and but it be one of the few that be easy to watch even without our be silhouette trio . from mullet and beer can to troy horribly frightening visage and this film will take you on a journey through the north . you will fight men who wear tank top in the snow and the ancient trap of the ziox and a large man with a stick and your own gag reflex . this movie come highly recommend without mst . with mst and it be simply a must see for anyone who love to laugh so hard you need to wear adult diaper . negative for the movie and but a hefty positive for the masochist who love mst . ~aaron .