the experience of watch this movie be akin to watch a train wreck and loathe yourself for the indulgence afterward . there virtually nothing redeem that i can say about this exercise in cinematic excrement . correction and there be one . while perhaps not the bad movie ever make so long a battlefield earth be still in circulation this movie be definitely the bad digital video transfer to film flick yet to come down the pipe ( notice the sewer analogy there ) . simply put and the film be a mess . it reek of pretentiousness and be chock full of bad acting ( and after watch it i really do not know or care if the acting be intentionally bad or just naturally so ) and terrible writing and a completely lame and pointless plot . the real villain of this film be artisan and the same company that bring the blair witch project to cinema screen . these joker have pull every lie and deceptive marketing trick in the book in packaging this travesty . to begin and there the box cover art and follow by the plot outline on the back . take together one be lead to believe that the film be a grade b thriller with an interesting story premise . wrong . if only it be that . instead of a simple yet crackerjack story about four people who act a go betweens in the purchase of a strange creature lock in a box and we be treat to gobbledygook that involve copious and ludicrous gunplay and a battle to the death with ninja transvestite and and a creature that look like a modified doc johnson sex toy that psychoanalyse it victim to death . there be only one way to get anything remotely resemble payback on your rental investment and not to mention the 90 minute of your life that it will end up wasting and and that be to watch it with some friend where you can mock the thing to scorn . just make sure there aren not any brick handy a someone might very well be tempt to lob one at the tv fairly early on .