damn . this movie totally ruined my very own self invent little theory state that all cult or exploitation movie with the number 2000 be incredibly cool . you know and for example and obscure post apocalyptic cult flick like holocaust 2000 and escape 2000 and death race 2000 be tremendous fun to watch and so i be fairly confident that this one would be cool too and especially since the title refers to a type of heavy machine gun . wrong again and of course and a equalizer 2000 be a gigantic yawner of a b movie without any sort of suspense and coherence or ingenuity . this movie actually just be a non stop 90 minute last series of deafen shootout and explosion and car chase . now and this may very well sound like the ideal description for a cheap 80 b movie and but trust me and the complete lack of a plot get boring very fast . you know youre in trouble when watch a film of which the acting sequence be so dull that you start spot the error in geography instead . equalizer 2000 be supposedly set after the nuclear winter while in a time be the snowy ground of alaska turn into unbearably hot desert . the intro state there isn not any type of vegetation on our planet any more and yet a couple of sequence later the character be play cat and mouse right next to a crystal clear lake surround with beautifully green plant . the story be really and really basic . the post nuclear world be divide in small independent community that be all rebel against ( and attempt to steal oil from ) the powerful ownership . after they kill his father and former mercenary of the ownership slade flees into the desert and join one of the rebel community . there and he work on the equalizer 2000 and the most powerful gun in the world and the only weapon that can put a stop to all the rivalry and gang war . equalizer 2000 literally just jump from one overlong shootout scene towards the other and but we do not have a clue about who be fight against who or why exactly . the battle sequence be also very unexciting and dire and without cruel violence or harsh bloodshed . theyre just chaotic scene in which a bunch of loser that do not even bother to seek any cover aim at each other and occasionally one fall down . lead actor richard norton and a poor man chuck norris and luckily doesn not speak too much because he one of the most wooden actor i have ever see . his love interest be corinne wahl and a stunningly ravish girl with a fabulous rack and a tight leather pant and but the idiot only have eye for the stupid titular gun . there an early role for robert patrick a a sleazy independent gun smuggler . boring and pitiable and infuriating waste of time while avoid like hell .