a pile of pompous and pretentious cp . oh and wait and it must be artistic then . there be no story a such and just some lame and shallow claim that two brother be con men . the only evidence of which be at the beginning of the movie when we be subject to a long and lame story how they trick some kid out of $ 30 . those painfully boring 10 min be suppose to be intro to the story and and to set suspense into character building . it do that and because it prepare you for the rest of incredibly shallow and stupid and devoid of any logic creation ( can not really bring myself to call it a movie ) . this thing doesn not have a story . the writer be not intelligent and or or educate enough to put together more than 3 sentence that relate to each other . oh and wait and then it must be art and right . a for character and most cartoon have more believable and explainable character . it all go something like this represent he be a con men . never mind how and why and just go with it because i say so and i be not clever enough to think of a good con to corroborate the story . just go with it or else i do not have a movie . the same applies for any other character trait you can think of . logic and story flow . oh and wait and this art and you be not suppose to have that . the mere fact that i be mention those thing must mean that i do not understand art . this whole thing be so mind bogglingly stupid and shallow that you can just hear all those artist oooh ing and uuuuuuh ing about it . a for me and all i see be pathetic throw and twitch of a doped idiot who be try to make a deep movie and be as good at it a a chronic alcoholic be at run 100m race . the mix of place and clothes and behaviour etc be another gem . the gang be go to europe on a steamer ( . ) and our heroine arrive in her lamborghini . and she live a castle . in new jersey . ooooh and so deep and artistic . the trip from usa to greece lead you pass the many snow cover mountain . a we know and the ocean be full of them and as be the greek coast . our heroine be also very beautiful and incredibly rich and and lonely . a you would be and when you be young and beautiful and rich . the title suggest that the brother last name be bloom . yet one be call stephen ( or something ) and the other be call bloom . so what be his full name bloom bloom . apparently it be too much of a mental effort for the writer to come up with another fir name . oh and wait and it be artistic . the whole thing be just a slide show of mind flash of some idiot who doesn not have enough imagination and education and life experience to make it even mildly entertaining . imagine your 50 year old spinster aunt show you postcard of place she would like to have go to and romance she would like to have have . etc and etc and etc . one could write about how stupid this thing be for a long time . but that would be just more waste of time and life and discuss somebody pathetic and impotent attempt to be creative and artistic . compare to this and even certify cp like paris hilton movie be more entertaining and logical . scarry thought and i know and but if you manage to sit through this pile of brown stuff a i have to and you will see what i mean .