word can not really describe how bad swamp zombie be . you have to see it to believe it and but i do not wish that punishment on anybody . swamp zombie by director and star len fabianksi be the story of a doctor who be try to bring the dead back to life and but when federal agent come to inspect the hospital he be work in he must ditch the cadaver quick . so basically the body get dump in the lake and there be a bunch of kid near the swamp and after a storm the body come back to life and try feast on the living . the acting be the bad i have ever see and i have see school play with good acting . the direction be also terrible and have this guy never heard of take 2 the actor and even he himself fluff their line on camera and do they never think of re do that take . the make up effect be the best thing in the film and but again nothing to brag about consider the rest of the film be garbage . the zombie look ridiculous and the blood look like red syrup . also you never really see any decent shot of the zombie take chunk out of people and you just see them suck on their arm and blood come out . some shot linger on for too long and be completely unnecessary and for instance a 1 or 2 minute long shot of old whore jasmine st claire in the shower and it bring nothing to the film and doesn not join on to another scene and my guess be the male crew tell len it would make a good addition to the film and also that they should all watch . on the imdb board director len have face the criticism with rant about how this movie be mean to be a campy horror film with some shot make for laugh . well len and in short and it isn not a fun campy horror film . it boring and dull and painful to watch . you mention that the scene where the old man run scream through the tree be suppose to be funny and well i do not know that when watch because that guy act skill make me believe that be his best attempt at be terrify . even if it be play for laugh and it isn not funny nor be anything else in the film . a the film near it end i be expect to see a very basic credit list maybe a crew of 3 or 4 people do numerous job . so i be shock to see their be a quite large crew . why any of them agree to do this project after they read the script be beyond me . i honestly think that this be a film make by a kid fresh out of film school with a couple of hundred buck . i know the budget of $ 12 and 000 be small but they could have at least use a decent camera . i do not pay to watch this film and which i be glad i do not and when i can get the director second film curse of the wolf for free i will watch that too and out of pure curiosity a the director mention that it be a much good film which show that he have advance a a film maker . after see the trailer i doubt that . maybe you should hang up your film maker hat mr fabinaksi and your first two idea for film have be zombie and werewolf and so your hardly original and you have 0 talent when decide what angle to use and you cant write a script . the editing be appal and in one scene two people be fight in broad daylight one second and the next it pitch black . after nearly every shot the actor will be stand still and in the wrong position from the last shot . the sound be the bad i have ever hear in a film that be list on imdb and in some scene you can barely hear the actor and in others their voice nearly break my speaker . it blatantly obvious from one shot to another a the background noise change completely . just to sum up how bad and amateur it be and in once scene where the blue meanie and a woman in a bikini be suppose to be in a cabin or hut in the middle of a swamp you can clearly hear a car whizzing by in the background . ther fight scene be again terrible and no one actually get hit and just one person will kick near another person face and a wham sound effect will be use . see a most of the cast be train in martial art i would have expect well . also the move use in the fight scenes become very repetitive and the fight choreographer make no attempt to change any of the move use . negative by the way this film have inspire me though and if this junk can get distribute then surely i could get a film release too .