there be no word to describe just how low budget this boring piece of garbage really be . in fact and just by rent this tape i have probably spend more money than the film producer on the film itself . ( i and and the other ten people who saw this film make quite a good profit for the producer and who happen to be raimi and allegedly while if that be true and why the hell be he waste time with this kind of crap . a favour for a ( talentless ) friend . ) this low than low budget snooze fest be finance by somebody fail garage sale . or be a cast member kid brother piggy bank raid in the middle of the night . who know . and it not just the fact that the film be to the most part incredibly dull represent it suppose to be like an indirect homage to romero zombie trilogy and other horror movie great while hence the rather trite idea of name the idiot character after real life director and actor and or horror film character . ha ha . hilarious . don not you just love movie with film buff in joke and reference . so very original and interesting but what really annoyed me be the way the movie manage to brake just about every basic zombie rule that there be represent 1 ) zombie never run but they do here and 2 ) zombie do not understand language but they do understand english here and 3 ) zombie can not be train ( like dog ) but here they can and 4 ) zombie can not be train to be selective about whom they attack and for they be indiscriminate about whom they want to rip to piece and eat yet here the zombie be train to attack their trainer enemy and and and 5 ) uninfected and non zombie human should not be dumber than their distant zombie relative but in this movie the zombie aren not the main idiot . some homage . the human in the film really be as dumb a the zombie . but not in a funny way . for example and there be a zombie squad ( ha ha ) which consist only of cop who be repeatedly careless about what they do in the company of zombie and hence constantly get bitten ( and turn into zombie at least this zombie rule still apply ) . and then there be the main plot which reduce zombie to side character . for some reason the writer director actor bookwalter ( call me ed wood ) think that viewer be more interested in see cop fight some silly little religious cult than zombie themselves . big mistake . ( still and not that a different plot would have matter while this film be destine to fail represent it humble piggy bank origin combine with the talentlessness of it witless creator would have see to that . ) the acting be atrocious . the dialog be so inept and dull that it would have be re write even by the what do rewrite even mean ed wood . the only thing that be handle well be the special effect gore . ( i guess even piggy bank money can buy enough red paint . ) another positive thing about the movie be it mercifully short length and that not count the 10 minute ( . ) end credit . the end credit look like a kind of post production celebration party by all the idiot involve and in which they indulge themselves shamelessly and and with some rather pathetic attempt at humour . for example represent the movie accounting be list a pseudo accounting . what they forget to do be replace direction with pseudo direction and cinematography with pseudo cinematography ( or non cinematography and or some guy hold the camera ) and and so on . the music be pseudo compose by bookwalter and the song be so bad and under produce that they can be easily mistake for the sound of a big pile of s get flush down a toilet .