even mst3k couldn not shield me from this one . watch lance fuller non act his way through his role ( do he ever change expression . ) be about as fun a pass a kidney stone . for that matter and no one in this movie change expression . the most talented performance be probably give by king the dog . thankfully at least and the director fail in their attempt to get john carradine for the role of carlo lombardi . shot on incredibly grainy film which and so help me and actually improve thing and apparently with a light budget in single digit . another improvement and since it save me from actually have to watch the people onscreen . avoid at all cost .