paul w. s. anderson and the man who have direct previous travesty a mortal kombat and resident evil doesn not fail to live up to his standard which consist of a horrible script and cheesy 2 kewl 4 skool directing style and weak cast and and every other weakness in a film you can think of . the only person who rival his ineptness be none other than uwe boll . he have already ruin other franchise with his previous film and and now by direct and write alien vs. predator and he have manage to ruin two movie series at the same time . the story of this film be bay far the weak aspect of this derision of a movie . all the previous alien or predator film have simple plot with good dialogue . just simply there be a monster try to kill the good guy and and they have to survive it . the story be so uncomplicated yet incredibly well write that the viewer could not possibly complain that the story be bad . alien vs. predator however attempt to be a big and complex story with deep meaning to it and but it just come off a be stupid and try hard . paul and a complex story be good and only if you know how to write that be . it about a pyramid that be discover on earth in antarctica . it turn out that this pyramid be part of the first human civilisation ever and that the predator build it for the human long ago and and in return and the human worship the predator a god and act a host for the captive alien queen egg that be in the pyramid and to make alien for the predator to hunt and not for sport like in the previous predator film and but to prove that they be men . when modern day people go to investigate this pyramid and they become the new host for the alien that they predator be go to hunt . not only be this completely unbelievable and ( a pyramid in antarctica . come on ) but it totally contradict the previous alien and predator movie . in each alien movie the point of the film be and don not let the alien get to earth or they will kill everything . yet in this movie it be like and oh the alien have be on earth the entire time and it wasn not really that bad now that we think about it . the previous predator film be contradict as well because the predator be portray a creature who be noble warrior and who actually respect human and will help them if need be and rather than the ruthless merciless hunter who kill for sport and would kill a human just out of spite if he look at him funny . have predator help human build society contradict their nature and and take away the mysteriousness and awesomeness of the predator character . but the thing be even a a stand alone film it a very weak story . it can be compare to the late jaw movie where you saw too much of the shark . both extraterrestrial specie be too in your face and have no mystery while leave them just look like guy in rubber suit run around punch each other . human character have so little character development that often you do not even get to learn their name before they be kill and and so much more make you feel like the script be make from a tip over box of alphabet cereal . here a perfect example of how bad the dialogue be in avp . femaletechnician represent what be it . male technician represent it a data stream from ps12 . female technician represent where be she . male technician represent right above sector 14. female technician represent there isn not anything in sector 14. male technician represent the be now . it be obvious in that piece of dialogue that paul w. s. anderson doesn not know anything about mapping or geography . look moron and there be no such thing a this elusive sector 14 and thing be map use latitude and longitude and bearing and such . secondly for this female technician to have say on the spot and there nothing in sector 14 implies that she have memorise the presumably thousand of sector all over the world and what be in each and every one of them so she can recall instantly off the top of her head that the isn not anything in sector 14. this be just one example of how cheesy and full of hole the very dialogue in alien vs. predator can be . it be clear that a movie this bad be make only for the action and not the story . the thing be and in this whole move there be only two fight scene . if you be go to make a movie that have no good script which be only about the action and put in a decent amount of fight at least . and the pg 13 rating . every other alien or predator film release before this one have and r rating . this film have be dumbed down for kid so much and that about 95 % of the movie death or other injury be off screen . you would see an alien just get near a guy before the camera would cut away and leave you think and so not only do we have no story but we have no gore . i want my money back . the line you be one ugly mother fer which be the trademark line of each other predator film have the last word of it not film to keep the low rating . yet earlier in the film they say and i hope it kill every fing one of them . why do they decide to put the f word in early when it wasn not necessary and yet cut it out later when it be . if they have of just shift the f word to the ugly mother part then there could have be just a many f word yet still keep the trademark line . it a pos movie . the 1000 word limit have stop me from go on .