i do not think it would be that bad and mr. shade remark a we walk out of the theater and despondent over the fact that 80 minute of our life be waste and there be nothing we could do about it . i would say that the bad parody i have ever see and he continue . i couldn not agree more . and i like parody . when theyre funny . unlike date movie and a film whose severe lack of humor suggest that the script couldn not have take much more than an hour to write . i understand that it can be hard to write good comedy and but at least put forth an effort . i be sorry and but be i suppose to laugh when alyson hannigan pop a huge zit on her face and the force of the stuff come out catapult her through a wall . that funny . no and no it isn not . like i say and it hard enough to write good comedy . and yes and i sincerely believe that stupid comedy can be funny and so do not even bother claim i be just some snobby reviewer who can not appreciate stupid humor . believe me and i can i enjoy scary movie 3 for goodness sake . but it even hard to cleverly satirize movie that be funny in the first place . perhaps it just a special brand of talent that can take funny scene from exist movie and make them completely unfunny . congratulation writer . if that be your goal then you succeed . i do not know while maybe it me . i guess i should blame the fact that nowadays my comedic standard call for something more than a cat have sex with a human corpse . i do not realize anybody on earth would find that humorous and but it look like i be wrong . and i suppose i have get to the point in my life where extend scene involve a cat with diarrhea just do not put a smile on my face . i be also under the impression that the i will have what he have joke have run it course and but the writer of date movie have prove that no joke be too old or tire for them . nor will anything stop them from drag a scene out way beyond an acceptable length . oh look and eddie griffin face just slide up and down fred willard hairy chest and eddie pull a hairball out of his mouth and and it only take him two or three extremely unfunny minute to get to the big payoff . wow and talk about funny . ha . ha . my gut just bust . i good see a doctor . a girl stick a cherry stem in her mouth and pull out a carousel and and i be suppose to laugh . hardy har har . uh oh and it shock value time . theyre talk about a vaginal thermometer that have be in the family for generation and how for good luck it can not be wash . please and try not to hurt yourself from laugh too hard . these guy be pushin the envelope and walkin the edge . a gross and ridiculous a all that be and the bad be when some old woman be have a romantic dinner with a fake cat and later make out with it . uh huh . that high quality stuff right there . if you have the iq of kevin federline . sheesh . be you get the picture . if youre reading this and thinking and man and all that sound hilarious . then i weep for our future . but if youre sit there with a look of disgust because you can not believe that somebody greenlighted a budget for this tripe then you know to avoid this like paris hilton with the plague and and you give me hope . mrs. shade have to stay at work late and but she quickly head straight from work to the theater and arrive just in time for the screening . after the movie and she grimace and say and i rush over here for this . i can not fault her anger . at least she do not have to pay to see the movie . just imagine if you go to the trouble to drive to the theater and shell out at least $ 8 a ticket . please and learn from our painful experience . avoid it . if you have even the slight inkling that you might want to see this then grab a bottle of white out and vanquish those thought right now . you have be warn while do not treat this carelessly . a always and i be johnny betts and and i be watch bad movie so that you do not have to . don not let my effort be in vain . now if you will excuse me i be off to read a book in the hope of recover some lose brain cell .