julien temple struggle to make decent movie . after the appal absolute beginner and a film that despite all the promise and potential of a great novel and a decent cast and a soundtrack by bowie fall short of the target by mile and temple manages to barge around with an admirable lack of skill here in this cardboard cutout piece of cheap music hall . nothing work . the film be slow and stiff with long embarrass moment of nothing . in desperation a bored viewer may grasp at the flimsy piece of stale slapstick to let out a yawning chuckle and but mainly the film can only be enjoy by those who find turkeys amusing .