they bring the noise and they bring the boob and they bring the blonde and they even bring the member of tlc protege group blaque and but and i be sad to report and they do not bring it on . another in a long line of cheerleader feature ( but i be a . ) and featured cheerleader ( american beauty ) and bring it on attempt to make the icon sweat a in cheerlead a sport . instead and it bleed . inspire by the national battle of cheer squad on espn and screenwriter jessica bendinger take the cliched template of sport movie and teen movie and reduces both to the least common denominator . dialog be and like and totally derivative and the plot . you do not want to know . though there be something for the lester burnham among u ( kirsten dunst ) and and the move be for real ( even the actor have to live through cheerlead camp ) and peyton reed attempt to humanize and valorize cheerlead fall flat on it very smiley face .