a very rich toothpaste heir playboy ( baldwin ) let rag testosterone make all of his major decision and which result in tiresomely predictable but never really fatal result . the object of most of his affection be a las vega cabaret singer who be the girlfriend of bugsy siegel ( armand assante in a too brief appearance ) . kim bassinger do a lot of singing and even more shimmying and but that about all she contribute to a script which consist mostly of a tiresome series of not very funny one liner . don not be mislead by the neil simon credit . simon have do far well play and and should have know enough to burn the script of this disaster before let anyone film it .