what a bomb . another example of how try too hard to be camp just doesn not work . if you can imagine a bunch of stoner try to make the three stooge meet countess dracula and load it with bare breast woman you may get an idea of what this be like . unfortunately the many pair of boob make it unfit for 5 10 year old boy who would otherwise be the best audience for this . one pair of boob just right for the little boy would be the idiot twin son of the countess who do a rather intriguing mirror each other pantomime and get out of bed and start their morning ablution . but mostly theyre just two stooge in black cape and bad transylwanian accent . louise fletcher manages to glide over this morass and ever elegant and charismatic . watch her shine so magnificently over the ordure that be the rest of it be rather amazing to see and and the fashion show in the last 15 minute have some fun costume . maria schneider just look like she wait to get pay . one hop that she and ms. fletcher be get plenty . give the production value and either their pay eat up the entire budget and or they be blackmail into this disaster . this may rival jesus christ and vampire hunter for worst vampflick ever and but at least jc be clearly an amateur production . there be no excuse for this abysmal waste of time . and no and it be not even ed wood so bad it good . ed wood and bless his soul and take his work seriously enough to give it a quirky charm . even jesus christ and vampire hunter be compellingly weird in it gawd awfulness . i like quirky bad movie and but this be just pointlessly vacuous . poor and poor louise . i be sure she do her best to forget this trainwreck and and so shall i .