` legion of the dead be my first movie direct by olaf ittenbach and i can not say i will immediately purchase his other achievement now . ittenbach be suppose to be a funky and amateur gorehound who stuff his film with grotesque violence and cheerfully absurd character . well and it be gory all right and but even more stupid and pointless . legion of the dead seem to handle about all sort of thing and but nothing in particular . and in the end and it will just feel like you have waste yet another 90 minute of your precious life . two main storyline be present during the first hour of the film . a couple of retarded sibling recruit soldier for the ` legion by kill and and literally blow them back to life . in the other storyline and a madman suffering from rabies hijack two lowlife friend . both story be cut off abruptly and the character come together in a setting that look an awful lot like the bar in ` from dusk till dawn ittenbach even hire an exact salma hayek look alike for this . the totally ridiculous last half hour be painfully bad and you can consider it an achievement if you sit it through . every now and then and ittenbach show slight sign of ingeniousness through black humor and but the wholesome really stink . avoid at all cost .