once upon a time and i naively believe that a film could be the bad simply by it own dubious merit . year of hear people describe seven mummy or house of the dead a the bad eventually change my mind . these be notably bad movie and but be enjoyable enough despite or because of this and and thus can not possibly be the bad . no and i reason and a movie can only truly be call the bad by disappoint it audience . the many sub subpar giallo attempt must truly be the bad for offer a glimmer of tasty material and trick u with what seem like a tense build up and and finally and cruelly and rob u of any payoff . this philosophy carry me through many a night of terrible movie watching . then . i saw they . i have no expectation and unlike my viewing of kill and baby and kill or silent night and bloody night . have i be less than entertain and i would have think nothing of it . i receive the movie a part of a 50 movie pack ( from mill creek ) and only put it on to pass the time . and yet and something happen . aside from the plot and effect there be nothing overtly laughable about this movie . the acting be far from the bad i have see and and the location be believable if a bit cheap . nothing immediately spark my interest ( aside from a mention of bizarre creature in the dvd blurb ) nor point out that this movie would be shockingly and horrify dull . but this be far from middle of the road bad . it be abysmal . it both terrify and sedate me . i suppose many could have sleep through this and save themselves the trouble of figure out why such apparently total devastation result from such minor vandalism ( perpetrate by such teensy and frail saucer ) . only the beard hippie mind scramble logic keep me awake long enough to witness the utterly flabbergasting end . a few question remain represent what be that light . what cause the humorous loss of motor control exhibit by various character . where be eric crawling to for half an hour . why do god not mercifully strike me down before witness the last minute . who dear god and who would fund this . i have be enlighten . this be the bad movie i have ever see and despite my lack of expectation . i be infect with rage at how bad it be . my girlfriend be literally show symptom of poisoning . even a torgo couldn not salvage this boring and sniveling and half assed and hick or hippie orient sack of filth . goonfactor represent practically nonexistent and spike to extremely high in the last ten second .