wow . i be so amaze at how bad of a film this be and i be not even finish with it and and i feel obligate to comment . i hold off for a significant portion of the movie before i finally give up my attempt to determine whether this be intend to be an extremely deeply seed comedy . despite the action of a little toy woodpecker ( it wink ) and i felt unconvinced . this bring me to the trusty old imdb and where i have now learn that it be and indeed and an intended straight scifi . wow . george hamilton be robotic . at one point and he literally react to a colleague outburst a spit second before the guy actually make the outburst . suzanne pleshette while be she even there . actually and intimate scene between her and hamilton be tough to ignore and for their awkward lack of rapport and and the conspicuous decision to mic martini glass and pump heel and to name a few item . poor richard carlson ( i really like him normally ) . his entire performance be deliver in one of ( or a combination of . ) two way represent a if the actor himself be drunk and or a if he be narrate a promotional short for the world fair . a few scene be steal by a bizarrely appropriate and and extremely loud ( hammer dulcimer . harpsichord . i do not know my instrument ) and musical score and a la hercules in new york . the heavy handed direction be quite distracting and with it wannabe hitchcock jump cut and third wall removal and and arbitrary angle . the real star of the film and though and be the script . half of the male deliver line be ( or could have be ) interchangeable between a handful of character . there a tiredly trite scene between a brooklyn transplant waitress and hamilton while you can probably can enact the scene on your own and right now . think line like i keeant buhleev i leave new yohk fuh dis joeub . there and you have get the idea . watch for the piano drive scene with george hamilton and a menacing mechanic . also and check out the film unintentional microcosm and in which a fighter plane send arbitrary missile into a grove of tree in the desert and where the improbable and the ridiculous and the random and and the just plain goofy and all converge . once you hit that scene and stop the film or just watch the scene repeatedly you have already see everything it have to offer .