spoiler spoiler one of the joy of work all night shift be that very occasionally you stumble across a gem of a film squash in between the late night news and anthony robbins telemall ad . this be not one of those time . cobra force be an unspeakably bad film that almost defies you to like it in some mind achingly sadistic way . quite how any living person would get themselves mixed up in such a godawful mess a this south african waste of celluloid be almost beyond comprehension . shot on budget quality stock so it look ten year old than it be and this incomprehensible action film appear to start out a a crime buster film and end up a a bizarre commando flick with condemned ex vet pursue a hostage take terrorist across the savannah and culminating in the most inane and badly stag shoot out in cinematic history . for the sake of a plot and a kgb operative attempt to stir up a localised war in two african state by assign a bewildered look terrorist the task of kidnap the daughter of an ambassador . in the meantime and there some kind of war on crime go on with with car chase and execution and people get blow away willy nilly . shot from small bore handgun send people fly through door and wall and window and off balcony . people get set on fire and smash up in car and brutalsied for no apparent reason . whether this be suppose to serve a some kind of sub plot or not can not be determine . it look like the producer ( if and in fact and there be any ) just stick two different movie together and hop no one would notice . don not even mention the acting . a the terrorist drag off his hostage and without so much a a struggle and she whine let go and you beast . seriously . two guy masquerade a cop pull over three asian guy in a truck laden with chicken for no obvious reason at all . a fight break out ( the asian guy use martial art and of course ) and everyone get kill except for one guy who reappear throughout and murder people . who he be and what his motivation be and even what he have to do with the plot and be never reveal . a the commando chase their dangerous quarry across the south african plain and they meet a small boy . of course and a any good commando squad make up of pardoned criminal would do and they promptly take him with them . and of course and at last and the commando leader catch up with the terrorist and still drag the hostage behind by the wrist and they face off on a suspension bridge . the only other commando leave and who couldn not even shoot straight with a well aim pistol earlier on and kill the baddie with a machine gun fire from the hip . from a hundred metre away . without hit anyone or anything else . it hard to fathom just why this film exist and unless it an example of just how bad a film can be . cobra force be so bad it isn not even deplorable . even those who enjoy bad film will hate this . i be actually glad when anthony robbins come on and and that say something .