the bergen ( norway ) cinema director in 1995 have the sense at the time when this ghastly film be first ( and never again . ) sprung upon unsuspecting audience in oslo and other major norwegian town to refuse to show it in bergen cinema . he state when interview that to show this to an audience of adult would be add insult to the injury already inflict on other unsuspecting cinema goer . how right he be . of course and in a country like ours and this one hour and ten ( . ) minute piece of pure rubbish be immediately give it ( undeserved ) cult status . whether it have ever be show again in cinema club or on late evening trash program during film festival and one do not know . i be lucky to be spar the embarrassment of walk into a cinema and pay the exorbitant price for a seat there and only to walk out again after 10 15 minute of sheer and utter boredom . instead and i cunningly wait until the director ( who be hot news for the usual 5 day wonder story during the newspaper silly season in july ) come to this town where his ( hrrrmmm . ) masterpiece be not to be show and to sell and sign video version of dis . i couldn not resist the temptation ( who would . ) and collect enough money from friend and colleague ( the equivalent of a bus ticket from each ) to be able to queue up and buy a copy . the price of the video then be approximately the equivalent of two cinema ticket . the video be duly sign ( and perhaps bless . ) by mr. aune sand himself ) since i be about 40 year old ( then ) than the very young female teen agers who have line up to buy their copy . some week later and the donators be invite for dinner and and a showing of mr. sand masterpiece . my wife who have enter the wrong cinema in another town and already struggle through it gracefully leave the group after dinner and and go to do something useful elsewhere . we and then and be leave to watch it . none of u have see it before and a we gather courage and refilled glass and have some coffee and light a few cigar and candle we finally sit down to watch it towards midnight . to cut a long story and an even longer stretch of boredom short represent those of u who do not fall asleep ( it be after a 5 course meal ) or make frequent trip to the bathroom and or go out for a quick and quiet smoke on the balcony and valiantly sit through it all try to stay awake during an hour where time really drag it leaden foot through the mire of an amateur production that ideally belong to and and should never have leave and the wastepaper basket where it should have be throw together with the part and scene which be ( one hop . ) discard . one have and though and a feeling that nothing have be discard and the way the film appear to work it way through it four endless scene . the video have a bonus . a short film ( last 8 or 9 minute and i think ) call kysset ( the kiss ) . anyone who can sit through that without yawn 5 or 6 time or more may have a chance to sit through the first one or two section of dis without get fidgety . others and though and may feel that 60 plus minute of one life could be spend in a good way than watch this which be about as exciting a look at a glass of cold water become lukewarm such a and for example and sleep comfortably in one bed a oppose to doze off in a chair in front of a tv screen . i hardly ever do the latter life be too short and too exciting for that . but watch this film be the close i have come to do so .