i be a devout crispin glover fan and and will always give a watch to anything he in . from classic to genre oddity to mainstream pap and he have a career that touch many point . while the production he in might not all be winner and at least he can be count on for an entertaining ( and often unique ) performance . not so with simon say . this movie be just dismal . obviously shot on dv and star a cast of poorly play stereotype and simon say feel like a student film . it try hard at time and but just keep fail . story non existent character generic and stiff dialogue embarrass sfx way wayyyy too much ( unconvincing ) cgii want to just stop the flick early and end my pain and but ultimately i be draw to know what on earth crispin glover saw in this project . i mean and maybe he do it strictly for the money ( and if this production do ever have a budget and certainly most of it must have go to his salary ) . i have to presume that the only reason he sign onto this pile of crap . avoid this one . it isn not fun and it isn not so bad it good . it just a p. s poor piece of crap .