trust me . i have be in enough sleazy video store and pore over myriad z grade shlockers to be able to qualify this a the most inept waste of celluloid i have ever see . and yet it achieve greatness in a way only the most bereft of talent can and a deliriously incompetent mishmash of bungle kung fu action and tomato ketchup horror and side splitting soft porn . only the most insane need apply .