ron slinker and wherever you be and whatever you be do right now and you be my new action adventure movie hero . this movie be one of the most amazingly endear and delightfully stupid exercise in brain dead cult mayhem ever create and sooo badly deserve a chance to see light of day on a dvd re issue . if only for the sheer number of people who would potentially be offend by it gleeful and off the wall willingness to go beyond the constraint of good taste and show u thing that will boggle the mind . what be even more mind boggling be the array of talent behind the production represent point blank lloyd bochner return a another suave and scuzzy mob bos while the dirty dozen richard jaeckel be well cast a a police detective with a pre lethal weapon juggernaut of destruction a a partner while b movie legend john agar be almost unrecognizable a the corrupt police captain who try to undermine their investigation into a slough of mysterious heroin relate death while writer jack cowden be one of the creator of the long running tv show flipper while and director ricou browning be not only the former swimming star inside the rubber suit of the creature from the black lagoon and it sequel and but be the director of underwater photography and effect from the james bond thriller thunderball and it unofficial remake and never say never again and as well a similar work on flipper and sea hunt and and the bizarre cult item sub a dub dub . but the real talent on display in this film be ron slinker mr. no legs and a mob enforcer who confinement to a wheelchair be no obstacle to his ambition to rule the smack trade in whatever port town this movie be film in . by the tacky polyester lounge suit and side burn hair cut and bell bottom pant my guess on the year of production be 1978 and and i can almost see the look of bewilderment that must have cross the face of the distribution exec who be show the final product and which then linger on the shelf until 1981 for whatever reason . put it this way represent the film be un releasable by today standard . it be racially insensitive and dare to have fun with the idea of a mob hit man who be a paraplegic and and couldn not give a fly hoot what anyone think about it . this movie be the stuff of legend and inspires thought like how be it allow to be make . or more accurately and who on earth would have think this movie be a good idea . a others have sum up and the plot be a basic police procedural investigation into the death of a couple peripherally involve in the heroin trade and pepper by what would otherwise be the usual shootout and fistfight and rubouts and car chase and hardboiled discussion scene such material usually involve . what make the movie special be no leg and a cold and remorseless killer arm with double barrel shotgun fix to the arm rest of his wheelchair and ninja throw star on the wheel hub and and in the peak of legless physical perfection due to his rigorous exercise routine that buxom blond bombshell mob moll watch with drool desire . he may have lose his walking leg and but he still a mack daddy hustla pimp who can satisfy the lady . two scene in the film stand out represent the first an otherwise ordinary bar fight which jaeckel partner interrupt . basically every low life in the joint turn on the doughty young thickly mustachioed and side burn lounge suit wear cop and and by golly if he doesn not wipe the floor with them in one of the most improbable outburst of fight skill ever stag . what make it even more remarkable be just a the first punch be thrown jaeckel sens something be wrong and follow his buddy into the bar and only arrive there after 10 minute of non stop head crack action . that must have be one hell of a big parking lot . the other scene be the film tour de force set piece where six ( 6 ) mob toughs turn on mr. no legs a he relax by the pool with his sex bomb mob moll and and with a combination of legless martial art and various underwater fight maneuver and assorted hidden weapon and he smack them all down represent watch mr. slinker do jedi back flip in his chair and beat down on the bad guy with the stump of his low appendage be not something you will soon forget . i agree with others when state that this movie need more no leg and less police procedural represent the squandered opportunity of a sequel examine how no leg arrive at his legless state and come to grip with his disability and get his start a a hit man be one of the great lost cult gem that be never make . this will have to do and and if you can find it you will be an instant convert . to avoid any confusion let me make clear that this film be an exercise in applied bad taste make long before the term political correctness be even coin . it also succeed because the story be play completely straight without any sort of schlock regard no legs represent if it have be a smarmy tongue in cheek parodic or satiric attempt to get laugh it would have fall flat . it be ridiculous and absurd and potentially offensive and but the film have a kind of lunkheaded endear naiveté about it that make it all ten time the riot it would otherwise have be if play for laugh . you just can not make em like this anymore and and thank heaven for that . positive represent i could see mondo macabro pick this one up and they have show a willingness to present movie on dvd that other company would never dare bother with and and i for one would love to see a re release just because i know how many stupid liberal idiot would protest it .