the legend of the mummy be so bad and i would rather have my brain remove through my nose and my innards scoop out and place in jar than watch it again . a turgid and muddle and totally inept movie and this lame horror stumble awkwardly from one awful scene to another even slow than it titular creature . base on the bram stoker novel about the resurrection of a 7 fingered egyptian queen ( which be make into the far superior blood from the mummy tomb by hammer in 1971 ) and this film be poorly script and act and direct and edit and the result be totally confusing and lack in any suspense or shock whatsoever . pretty amy locane ( from john water cry baby ) play margaret trelawny and the heroine of the tale whose father be attack by a mysterious assailant whilst examine an old artifact from the cursed tomb of queen tera . margaret boyfriend robert wyatt ( a totally bland eric lute ) try to solve the mystery and along with dodgy treasure hunter corbeck ( louis gossett jr. and who still sound and act like the drac he play in enemy mine ) and ex copper daw ( mark lindsay chapman ) . the film boast bargain basement effect and feature a barely see ( and probably for good reason ) manky mummy . enliven proceeding ( but only slightly ) be some gratuitous sex scene represent sexy maid lily ( laura otis ) imagine herself have sex in a bath and pudgy museum curator brice renard ( richard karn ) inexplicably bed a massive jugged blonde hottie and and margaret do a brief full frontal flash towards the end ( although this be more than likely a body double for amy locane ) . when rating a horror film and i always take into consideration any inclusion of unnecessary scene of quality female nudity ( there always room for some nekkid flesh ) while thus the legend of the mummy save itself from the shame of receive the low possible score by the ( wrinkle ) skin of it ( decay ) teeth .