have you ever read a trade journal . one of those magazine mean expressly for plumber or welder and never intend for the general public . full of weird lingo and with content so intensely fix that it become almost comedic . this movie be a little like that . make in the 1970 with a modest budget and this stinker be entirely about custom van culture . airbrush unicorn and feather hair and racing stripe and cb radio . and do not think for a moment that this be some kind of quirky and ironic documentary . it a really bad narrative piece of fiction . there sort of a plot . i think somebody have to win a van contest or something similarly morbid . there a wacky professor that design a van that shoot laser for some reason . the soundtrack be all 70 soft rock about van . the ridiculousness of the whole thing shoot through the roof when charles bukowski wanders drunkenly through a party scene wear a shirt that say water boy for the wet t shirt contest ( maybe they lure extra by advertise free beer ) . whoah man and this movie be so bad it feel like get club repeatedly with a dead howler monkey just try to watch it . of course and if you can stand it and and if you be a connoisseur of bad film and this one be pretty funny in it patheticness .