i just blow 2 hour of my life watch this wannabe american pie . it hard to even begin to describe the horror of this shallow piece of teenage melodrama . some movie just should not even be available for the safety of the public sanity . 1 ) be there anything redeem about any character . main guy and dorky and hormonal with a serious klutziness . main girl and shallow and cheat on test . support guy and fat with no hope of ever get lay and an even bad way with comedy . support girl and even more shallow than main girl who go after say girl guy because girl like that just love to be treat like sht ( danica and what be you do in this movie . fire your agent . ) 2 ) end make you sigh in relief and it like the writer realize the last two hour of crap be enough for the poor audience and decide to boop end it . not that i expect something more than that and but why have a sense of reality then . why not in the first three minute . 3 ) moral represent eh . uh . mhhhh . 4 ) american pie begin the raunchy teen movie conquest . btw and why make movie that be so raunchy that only the 17older crowd can see them . these movie do not even appeal to a crowd that have actually have sex without pie and banana and or wannabe barbie doll with no act skill ( beg pardon to those of you whose first time really be like this and you have my sympathy ) . this movie have no scrap of comedy to it and should be burn . 5 ) sorry and i just like the number 5. in short and i be sure more people have chuckle or even smile at this entry than they will at this movie .