of the multitudinous bad movie that have come out of hollywood over the year and it would be difficult to pick the bad . this film would certainly be a candidate . west and have enjoy a late film career resurgence with 1970 myra breckinridge and make one final celluloid splash before her death ( at least and it be widely report that she be still alive while film this . ) this deadly and dreadful horror be the result . sauntering ( if that verb can be use to describe something so sloooww . ) around in a variety of surprisingly flatter edith head gown and miss west cash in on nearly every one of her memorable quotation from year go by . her face be pull taut to reveal a row of buck teeth and slit for eye and a platinum wig pile to the ceiling . there be no chance of her face be able to emote even the vague expression or reaction . the thin plot involve her wedding day ( to dalton . ) be interrupt by several of her former husband a she try to prepare for a new film and . of course ensure world peace from a group of dignitary stay at her hotel . she wander around mouth filthy double entendres about sex and but thankfully and never do get around to any . hapless have beens curtis and starr and hamilton play a few of her early groom . deluise try earnestly to inject some degree of comedy into the utterly lame and ridiculous story and but his talent be waste . the bad part be that several well know song have be carelessly plant into the script in a halfhearted attempt to make this turkey a musical . waxlike west considers sing a she waddle around caress her hair and stomach and dalton be dub during a hopeless duet with her and a dozen or so fruity bellhop prance through the hotel lobby and and at the end and an unrecognizable cooper pointlessly pop in to serenade west a she be about to leave . deluise have a spirited number in which he tap dance on a piano and sings in front of a cardboard cut out of west . there be absolutely no difference between the cut out and the real thing except that the cut out be carve on the side to make it look thinner . west even have a ghastly number deliver to various weight lift titleholders dress in 70 speedos . it all sound like it so bad it might actually be unintentionally funny and but it really isn not . it just bad . raft ( west first cinematic co star ) have a brief bit in an elevator and regis philbin of all people have a cameo a a reporter . this be base on one of her decade old play .