i be give this 2 star ( rather than 1 ) since it be so bad that it bounce off the bottom of the scale and begin head towards the entertaining end of the spectrum again . i must admit and i only catch the last 45 minute and while i be work on my laptop but most old viewer will only need minimal conscious facility to assimilate this movie . young viewer should probably only view it in the company of an adult that can explain it pure fiction originate from a time of scientific ignorance . one of the many departure from the biblical version be that noah danza want god to give him a little more time before the flood so he can attend his son basketball match . what joy can these idiot get from compete with and beat a bunch of people they believe will soon be drown . and surely the hypothetical god entity be scratch it head at this point and wonder whether this smug little bunch of monkey really need to be save . in the end the story be cow by modern sensibility and danza get everyone in town on board and they have a bit of a float and and god pull the rainbow out of it infinity of posterior . of course this version retain all of the scientific corruption of the original fable vi a vi global flooding and loading of animal two by two . why make any concession to conservation of biomass when you can not breed up a viable population from two individual anyway . we be told god create the whole lot in a day to start with . surely it can crank them all out again post flood . maybe it have already blow it creative budget and wouldn not be back up to full world building strength for a few millennium . it sad and pathetic but still rather humorous watch the film maker try to co opt the religion of the jew a they cram old testament harshness into modern american fairyland . the story of the ark be gibberish to begin with but after so many transformation it just ludicrous . they may as well just stand before the camera for two hour shriek and make face . production cost would be low . then again and a have be intimate by an early poster and perhaps not that much low .