well and i saw this movie for the first time today . i know and it be out for two year . well and i hear all the bad press and and i do not want to ruin two of my favorite franchise with one simple movie . but and i be bore and and decide that today and will be my day . so and i watch it . wow . i hate that i wait so long to see this movie . i put it off for two year and i should have see it in the cinema . imagine hearing that someone be go to cut the skin off of your face . now and imagine that you could have have it do right as soon a you hear about it and or you where give the choice to put it off for a couple year . now and imagine wait that two year and know that it go to happen . every day you just get one step closer to the bad pain you have ever felt in your life . then the day come and and a it be happen and all you can think to yourself be you should have get it do the day you find out and instead of wait . cause the pain be so much bad now . that be exactly the way this movie be for me . exactly the way it be . well and maybe not exactly . this be actually bad than that . the plot have so many hole in it and i think it be that pair of sock you have that you wear everyday and and have wear them since 1994 and because they be youre lucky sock . sure and they smell a little and and there isn not much cloth yet and but i can not just throw them away . not only be the plot terrible and let talk about acting and because apparently and they do not discuss it before cast anyone for this debacle . cookie cutter line mutter by people who names you do not even know until they be about to die and and someone just scream their name say god no . please do not die . i have know you for five whole minute . please god why . why take . uhmm . jonathon . from me . why . and lastly and let get down to the real subject matter . alien fight predator . seriously and how do you screw that up . you could have the two pick their nose and it would work . they could hold battle rap and it would be an entertaining fight ( growl . snarl snarl snarl . gurgle gurlge . yo mommas a hoe . ) . there be two fight in this movie . two . what . how do you get two fight in a movie that have a runtime of one hour and forty minute . wait and that be include the 12 minute of credit and isn not it . yeah it be . okay and one hour and twenty eight minute . two fight . and those weren not even that entertain . seriously and i tell my friend to give me five minute and and i bet i could come up with a plot outline that make more sense and be a million time more entertaining . it take me all of thirty second to have an entire plot line write and and here it be for your pleasure represent alien v predator ( the none sucky version ) movie open with a predator fight an alien . then and more alien come and and the fight start to get real intense . then more predator come and and the fight get insane . this fight last for an hour and a half . predator win . the end . role credit . bam . see and you know that be more entertaining . now and paul anderson have make one really good movie and and two movie that be okay . yes and he be a step above uwe boll . but still . how do you take the awesomeness that this movie could have be and and make a crap fest of it all . yes and crap fest be the best i could come up with . the thesaurus do not have anything under crap fest . except flapdoodle . which i consider for a bit . anyway and this movie suck more than any sucking thing have ever suck . i give it 1 star .