an obvious attempt at cash in on the success of i be a teenage werewolf and even i be a teenage frankenstein and teenage zombie be a complete disaster . it make those other two movie look like masterworks in comparison . the problem well there really too many to mention and but at the top of the list be the lack of anything remotely interest in the plot . what a nothing movie . i be have trouble thinking of a movie that bore me quite as much a teenage zombie with it nothingness . dull doesn not begin to describe it . the 70 something minute runtime be the long hour and ten minute i believe i have ever spend in my life . the title may evoke image of teenager be turn into mindless zombie and but that never happen . instead we see naturally mindless teenager walk around an island and drive a boat and and try to carry on conversation . excite and huh . the teen do run into a band of communist type bent on world domination and but if this sad group of teen be able to take them down and they really never pose much of a threat . if the movie wasn not bad enough already and with about ten minute to go and out of nowhere and the director decide to throw a gorilla into the proceeding . what be that all about . a desperation move that fail epically . and then there the ludicrously bad acting and the often inappropriate music and the strange silent pause at every turn and and the poor set . no matter how you slice it and teenage zombie be one badly make and dull a dishwater movie .