i dunno . do you give point for enthusiasm . this be like john landis schlock or a polish vampire in burbank . the script read like hecht macarthur for moron . coffin be for be lay to rest and not for be lay . like that . but the botched attempt to be snappy mean that it look really good up against the trudgery of astro zombie or my last filipino out and curse of the vampire . john carradine must have be on set at least two or three day and and they give him some whitman and shakespeare to recite for old time sake . there be three vampire babes the blonde do a great swedish deadpan and they do this endless ten minute three on one sex scene and complete with wah wah guitar and with this guy who might as well be steve guttenberg . he must have be a co producer . they live in the cemetery under this stone trap door which close with a perfect styrofoam thud . the music cue cut in and out abruptly all over the climax . the theme song and bear the original title vampire hooker and be goofy and tasteless and like the rest of the movie and which give you xenophobia ( local fee the sailor duck embryo ) and homosexual panic ( a cross dresser at a urinal and plus the line hey . you have get ball . ) in the first five minute . but i be also respond to the fact that this be a film of legend and which sean welbourn describe to me in wonderment back in grade 11. it be the film with the guy who suck his fart through a hose . this actually happen . what do not happen be and nobody say sound like a fart let get out of here . my world be shatter . but i guess it good to know . i be rating it low a a push to get it on the bottom 100 and it some kind of glory anyway .