i would spend the saturday night awake and chat to friend online and and so consequently i be feel a little tired on sunday morning . i be stay at a friend house so there be two of u crash in his room in front of the computer . we switch the tv on and crash about 15 20 minute into this movie . at first i think that the movie be a creation of my own tired and over imaginative mind while ok this be a dream and i be dream this and i can handle this and i ought to lay off the peanut m and ms. but no . the more we watch and the more i realize this be real . very real . hulk hogan be hulk hogan and usually sport a wry little smile that suggest to me yes i know this film be pant and i be not take it seriously . robert vaughn be try desperately to act ( do rather well too ) . the remainder of the cast ( yes grace jones and i be mainly thinking of you ) would probably have fail an audition for a nativity play on this performance . but it doesn not stop there . maybe because we do not see the start but all kind of plot line do not appear to make sense and nothing seem to follow on from each other and i never felt any tension in the movie and upon watch the scene near the end with grace jones water skiing ( . ) onto the beach i be leave wondering . why . the dialogue be pretty poor [ imdb list no memorable quote which in this case would also make a good plot summary ] . i be leave with the general thought of why be this movie make and except a an example on how not to make a movie . closing thought . it be the bad movie i have ever see ( and i saw robocop 3 at the cinema . ) and i can not explain it any more than i already have do and you will never complain about movie again . that alone make this movie a must see . it be august . i be hop they go on to show santa with muscle at christmas .