wow . another clunker from canadian auteur andrew van slee . at least this one be somewhat watchable and unlike his early epic totally blonde . the scary thing about this entire movie be the teeth of the actor . instead of rehearse and the director must have throw a teeth whiten party . almost every character have teeth that look like chiclets which have be soak in bleach for a week . the plot line follow that of fiday the 13th the only difference and and it huge and be that instead of watch the kid die one by one in imaginative efx sequence and all of the violence take place off camera . a shadowy murderer appear and the victim reacts and and we see the bloody aftermath . the entire efx budget seem to have be spend on a bucket of fake blood and a number 4 paint brush . most of the actor be good and but a few be grade a hambones . the character be entirely generic . in fact and none of the human character be as interesting a the farm tool use by the killer . and we do not get to see those farm tool act . just the aftermath . the dialog be atrocious . the opening character set up be a long and labored discourse which make it clear to anyone who do not already know that teenage boy like sex . they also call each other dude a lot . it seem dated and but hey and maybe canada teen be on some kind of culture curve . another ten year and they will be get into hiphop . there a big surprise end which i would not reveal . anyone who make it through this piece of dreck and even on fast forward and deserve the miniscule thrill of the revelation . the end set up a sequel and apparently intend to rip off halloween in the next installment and since they blatantly rip off the theme music to set it up . if youre tempt by the premise and skip this turkey and rent the original friday the 13th instead . even if you have see it fifty time it will still be more exciting .