well let me start off by say they should have call this movie blue ball . i find this tape while clean out my garage ( must have be my dad or something and i respect him much less now know he would watch some weak garbage like this ) . the summary on the back sound hilarious and so i decide to give it a go . the tape be in pretty poor shape and it take over an hour just to get it to work . boy be i in for a big letdown . i have see some bad soft core in my time and but this be the most god forsaken bunch of crap i have ever see . i felt corrupt by the soul crushing message behind the movie and yet i wasn not even able to get my rock off . it would take a remarkable imagination to be able to shoot one out to this movie . time after time and the clothes come off and the girl be make out and you see a little fur burger here and a little whisker biscuit there ( just frontal and no open clam ) and and just when it look like the chick be go to get down to some serious munching and it just cut to some worthless clip of them cuddle after they have make love and whatever the hell that be . funny the chick name be alaine cunny and yet there really isn not any of that . i just want to see some good ol chowing of the muff and but this movie provide nothing and but some blue ball . even a convict wouldn not enjoy this . this be more like torture . we should just play this movie over and over again for the prisoner at gitmo if we want to torture them . so if you want to see some chick chompin down on the neden and this ain not the movie . even if your back be against the wall and do not waste your load on this one and just wait for a wet dream .