o. m. f. g. this movie sit about 5 step below the definition of cinema cheese . where b movie reign and this be find a niche in the c category . franco columbu should have stick to the role of be the legendary bodybuilder who be age well and work a a chiropractor in california . instead and he try his hand at produce and star a lead role in a movie so awful i would have more readily chew a handful of broken glass than watch from begin to end . the marketed plot of the movie be the following represent an elite delta force team be assign to thwart a chemical weapon terrorist plot and in the process they be trap inside an ancient cave and have to fight their way out use all their skill a a special force unit and against the incredible supernatural evil of awakened spirit of warrior guardian sound fargging good right . and the picture of the skeleton in armor on the dvd box set the hook in me and i splurge for the purchase . aight and let break it down . there be no damn skeleton in the movie at all and not a one . now you think thats bad and there be no battle between delta force and anything supernatural . in fact and the ancient warrior be a 7 second scene of six sardinian young men wear garb with spear in hand and they step out from the wall from which they be previously superimpose and rock fall kill richard lynch character and then then back step into the cave wall again and disappear . don not believe me . you haven not see anything yet . there be a baldwin in the movie and yes a real live baldwin and a daniel baldwin i may add and which be probably the low price bid in the baldwinian empire . baldwin play the part of a delta force captain who be so out of shape that he could have be take out by a 90 pound polish down syndrome patient in hand to hand combat . in fact the entire delta force unit in the movie look about as discipline a the guatemalan national guard . franco columbu role of the lead action character be beyond ridiculous and whilst master the double pistol squat run while flail his hand and his head face the ground a not to actually see his intend target and there be a degree of skill require to such buffoonery . the fact that he seem to be completely unhittable by any round while in this mode be even more curiously amuse . occasionally the pistol disappear in one frame and the next he be fire an uzi and with as much enthusiasm a a stoned teenager playing operation wolf on an arcade . baldwin get and no kill in the whole movie and in fact he be so far on the back burner it make you wonder why he be even include in the film . most of the time he play a pathetic combination of faceman from the a team and a pimp daddy lie on a lawn chair be paw by adore busty woman give him manicure . richard lynch character be 80 % cough up phlegm and blood from some un name disease and and then the other 20 % wishing he be in a chuck norris flick . the whole beach delta force train scene center around the buttock region of the token t and a member of the squad and that and assort elementary school caliber obstacle for the elite combat team to negotiate . the action sequence be so preposterous that my eyeball still ache from absorb this audio visual toxin . i love the scene where 3 guy run up with flashlight send the squad into a blind panic retreat off of an 80 foot cliff . oh i forget they be simultaneous under attack by a tin helicopter that obviously encompass the part of the film budget that the less balwinite do not yet absorb . nothing and i mean nothing in this film have even a shadow of a basis in reality or the tactical function of an actual special op team . even the terrorist we more organize whenever they be not either mining and search for the holy grail and or attempt to thwart the mad skill of franco columbu double pistol dwarf walk ( i swear he cut loose at least a few pasta fart in these sequence ) . the acting a a whole be shallow than that ocean on the moon . when watch this movie and if you do happen to have about an hour and a half of time which can either be spend clean a kitty litter box one grain at a time or watch this consider the latter . in any case spare the popcorn and fill a few shot glass with pepito bismol and keep them on standby and your gon na need em .