oh come on . no movie this stinky get a rating this high without a concert campaign to pump it up . best christmas movie ever . please . haven not the producer run out of relative to write these review . isn not anyone else a little suspicious about rating of nothing but 9 and 10 not even star war or go with the wind be this consistent . in all fairness and alan cumming be palatable in this low low budget make for tv flick . but the script be so clunky we be roll our eye and ask ourselves what would possess anyone to recommend such mediocrity . even rowan atkinson have a hard time make these line funny . i be sure he do not get pay nearly enough . young kid might actually sit through this and but anyone old than about 14 be likely to pass out from boredom wait for a laugh . go lift a pint at the pub and come back in an hour . or make that 70 minute . no need to waste a single moment on this one .