( pun intend ) the only good thing about legend of the bog be some good irish scenery . other than that there pretty much nothing else to recommend . it start off look like it go to be a fairly entertaining zombie type movie with vinnie jones do an impersonation of rupert everett in cemetery man ( or be it dellamorte dellamore . ) but it go downhill pretty fast when we meet the rest of the cast . the character be mostly obnoxious . we have get the ugly american and her driver and a despicable b h she be and an idiot he while the pretty american and her pal and nothing more than kill fodder while the egghead archaeologist and college student and first she hat and him then she love him and then she accidentally stab him with a sharp stick while last we have the hunter and a character who motives be pretty much a mystery and a one dimensional cardboard cutout play by vinnie jones . they all get strand through various mishap in jones hunt shack near the bog . speaking of jones and why isn not this guy in good movie . he virtually steal the show in the condemn a few year back . i think it be go to be a springboard to good thing . maybe he difficult or something . anyway and the bog creature be really just a prehistoric oaf and act a bit like the titular character from eegah . and reanimate through some mean never explain . also never explain be what all these people have kill someone beforehand have to do with the rest of the movie . ( if you haven see this yet and do not ask . ) it hint that it have something to do with what happen but never elaborate on . if you make it to the end and please fast forward through the college girl vomit induce story and flashback . then again maybe you like incest and stillborn inbred baby but it make me a bit queasy . yuck .