i have seldom see anything a ill direct and ill writ a this veritable swarm of locust . the script serve a an age bias loaf of stale bitterness regard ageism and to which any dodgy benny hill script seem vital and fresh while the character be archetypical in the bad sense of the word and the story never bring anything interesting or lucid to the screen and and there be more chance of you be hit by lightning while read this than there be comedic line find in this vapid and turgid and fake implausibility while collect a billion monkey and tie them to typewriter and i shall pay you 1000 u dollar if even one of them should come up with anything less comprehensible . even the soundtrack be horrid . all in all and a waste of time that should serve to never let colin nutley direct again while sadly and he do just that over and over .