imagine rocky horror with every drop of vitality and wit and cinematic talent suck out by a toothless vampire and and you begin to approach the experience of watch son of dracula . a a die hard nilsson fan ( be there any other kind . ) and i can not even recommend this film to fellow completionists who simply have to see this movie . you really aren not miss much . ringo and bury under a mass of grey hair and long beard and pointy wizard hat and be unrecognizable that be and until he open his mouth and his completely inappropriate liverpool accent slurps out . ( how this for a sample of dialogue poor ringo must spout represent mercury and my mercury and you be subdue tonight . to what import might you tonight transcend . ) nilsson line delivery be so limp and monotone i be convince someone else have dub his voice from a bad japanese horror flick . he display none of the energy and humor which so define his music and even when lip synching to his own song . there be zero camp value here while i can not believe anyone could classify this a a comedy . the storyline be utterly pointless ( biological son of dracula must decide whether to become lord of the netherworld and or undergo a procedure to become human so he can feel love for groovy chick ) and with werewolf and mummy and frankenstein monster throw in for no discernible reason . i give it 2 star and one for the fact that the picture be visible and and one for the fact that the dialogue be audible . i hate to advise obsessive collector like myself to stay away and but if you never manage to hook up with a copy of this off the internet and trust me and you be miss very little .