here be the usual spoiler ahead warn . read at your own peril . i have always be a f13 or jason fan . can not say i be excite about the remake be produce by michael bay but at least i hop we would get some cool new special edition dvd ( which we do ) . so expect nothing and knowing i have my old favorite still to watch i go to check it out . have to say i be under impressed . one of the charm for me about f13 have always be the fact the movie do not take themselves very serious . the creator might disagree with that statement but come on and how do you explain his heal factor and the fact jason never run but somehow always get ahead of his victim and his victim radar . this new movie try really hard to make it realistic . jason run ( sigh ) after his victim . ( run . run . jason doesn not run . ) there be some sort of crazy mine below camp crystal lake ( . ) that jason now use to get around ( because the director want a mine . you know and a generic mine and not any particular kind ) . along with bear trap and trip wire to let him know where people be . some half bury bus to come out of . somewhere on the camp ground . we only get one kill and kill and kill and ma and ma and ma when he find the hockey mask . ( i remember read that the new creator want to have some meaning about why and where he get the mask . guess they forget that because it the same thing and he find it . ) and oh yeah and not much happens at the camp because the producer and michael big explosion bay and think that summer camp aren not scary . that remind me of the director for a captain america movie who say he hat the costume so he keep the hero out of costume as much a possible . where the hell do they get these people . it more of a remake of f12 part 3 and than part 1 or part 2 though there be part of both in it . nana visitor be utterly waste a the new mrs. voorhees . there be some great comment over at stacy ponder final girl blog review . then i find out something that would have keep me totally away from the flick and the director be the same guy who do the god awful remake of texas chainsaw massacre from a few year back ( marcus nispel ) . honestly and if i have know that and i wouldn not have waste the $ 9 . 50 nor the time . but and i would have warn you my friend and this guy doesn not ever need to make a movie again . let alone another horror movie . it not totally horrible and i be sure the kid who like the remake of the current time will like it . but for this old timer and it take the part of f13 i like and totally eject them in favor or realism . honestly and it make me worry even more about the upcoming new star trek . for old fan and i would recommend pick up the new version of f13 1 3 and his name be jason . f13 p3 be finally in 3d and and his name be jason be host by tom savini . all kind of 80 slasher goodness there . don not forget the original valentine day massacre just release and also uncut for the first time ever . you will enjoy it more than this remake . i will give it 1 hockey mask out of 5 .