in sixty year of movie go i have sit through some clunkers but nine month be right up there with i aim at the star and mr doubtfire and johnny english vying for the accolade worst of the bad . it be a movie with absolutely no merit whatsoever . it have robin williams and who clearly think he be one of the funny men on the planet and in a small role . unfortunately no one have the nerve to tell him it be a small role and he give u his usual lovable foreign schmuck stereotype and shouting and wave his arm . his comical misuse of the word pussy should have you roll in the aisle . it have tom arnold in a rather big role . he too spend most of his time shout and wave his arm in between hilarious attempt to kiss hugh grant . it also have joan cusack and a sort of madonna ( with a small m ) figure worship for her fecundity . she too be very loud and her scream in labour be truly terrify . and then there be julianne moore waft through the movie half heartedly and look a though her mind be really on where she leave her car key . she be so disinterested she can barely be bother to look at hugh grant and which be a sentiment i can at least have a certain sympathy for . mr grant never get into first gear let alone out of it in the less than tax part of the posh english shrink with a practice in san francisco and a reluctance to have child without long and serious consideration and a remarkably sensible attitude that render him an object of contempt and ridicule in this movie . he stutter a lot and close his eye to express deep emotion and furrow his brow then and in desperation and resort to shout and wave his arm like everybody else . in the last reel mr grant get round to see that fatherhood and even if accidental and be a good thing and fly to miss moore side to be present at what must be the most protracted and noisy birth scene in the movie . mr williams dispense with act altogether and simply bounce off various bit of scenery ( the very few left unchewed ) like a demented pinball . un point then for neuf mois and to give it the title of the french original and and and believe me and it struggle to reach that .