i have see some truly awful movie in my time and but the versace murder could actually be the one the best of the bad ( tm ) . i could really sing this movie praise and but i wouldn not want to spoil it for you . it like the matrix nobody can tell you what it be while you have to experience it for yourself . below be my theory on what make the versace murder the gem of movie making that it be . 40 % of the budget be spend on the one cop sunglasses . rather than be pay and the actor be actually require to give the director oral sex in order to be allow to appear in the movie . during the shooting of one of the scene and the script writer have to nip of to the bathroom and so the director tell everyone to just yell their line . while shoot another scene and the director have to nip off to the bathroom and so the scriptwriter tell the camera man to just shoot the cop crotch . whenever the director and the scriptwriter be simultaneously in the bathroom and the accountant take over their duty . the producer be never on set and because they just couldn not watch . prior to write the script for the versace murder and the script writer once write a slogan for a t shirt . ( i believe it be fck you you fcking fck . ) runners up for the title of best of the bad represent war camp ( there be no script and and the entire movie be shoot on the first take . ) ancient evil represent scream of the mummy ( have you ever see a chubby mummy . ) .