ah and they do not make them like this any more . horror of the blood monster be truly a crazy film . it a biscuit take exercise in z grade film making of the variety that make you say and i can not believe they do this . it a curious mixture of ineptness and experimentation that result in a somewhat unforgettable cinematic experience . whether that a good or a bad thing be entirely down to your tolerance for premier division crapola . a have be state many time and the film incorporate segment from a few old movie and include a filipino caveman adventure and dinosaur film . these be link together ( loosely and to say the least ) by sci fi and horror section and which in themselves do not seem to be connect very well either . in other word and it a shamble . by and my word and it a fun shamble to watch . the story be half hearted at best . the film maker certainly do not treat it with very much importance and so neither will i. instead and i shall give a stream of conscious list of thing that this movie contain . we have vampire with plastic teeth . we have narration by a madman call brother theodore . we have a mission control that be run by a man and a woman and a bloke with a clipboard . we have a chain smoke space crew lead by an ancient doctor play by a ( drunk . ) john carradine . we have a space ship make out of a bottle of detergent and the interior of which consist of a table and two extremely uncomfortable look wooden deck chair . we have special effect of the special need variety the out space scene would look unrealistic in an episode of the clanger . we have an elephant with door mat stick to it and crap dinosaur and space gazelle . we have crab men and bat men and snake men and midget . we have a war between good caveman and vampire caveman . we have a cave woman who change race depend on who she be on screen with at a give time . we have morally dubious brain surgery and perform in order to allow for inter stellar communication . we have epic battle of extremely badly choreographed proportion . we have a space age psychedelic sex machine . we have an alien atmosphere that change colour constantly in order for the movie to incorporate old black and white footage seamlessly with the colour bit and or because of radiation or something . generally speak and we have a lot of thing go on in this movie . it a laugh riot . it go beyond so bad it good it so bad it experimental . i would say and celebrate it . it should cheer you up .