i have always be tell that if you have nothing good to say and do not say anything at all . so and i have to tell you all the best part of the new michael myers vehicle and the love guru . you have get one really funny joke about guru pitka mom get a job that kill even though it be in the trailer and stephen colbert finally hit one out of the park a a robot cyborg after fail three previous time to elicit any laugh and jessica alba be gorgeous a always if you overlook her atrocious acting ability and and justin timberlake show he have no shame and steal every single second of screen time he be give . if jacques le coq grande have his own film and i would pay to see it . be that he be include in one that rely on physical humor and asinine wordplay and sexual innuendo and and myers make a complete idiot of himself a he kill the funny out of every only slightly funny gag he do and timberlake become the only reason i can say it be worth go to a free preview . the love guru be quite possibly the bad film i have ever see and once i be do writing this review i be go to crawl into bed and cry a i remember so i marry an axe murderer and the time when myers could do no wrong ( thanks for the wayne world callback mike and you actually make me realize how inferior this film be more ) . there be truly no point in describe a plot because there isn not one . the film exist a a series of set piece allow myers to act up his schtick and try to cause uproarious laughter in the audience . besides some faint giggle at the fact that myers himself smile and wink at the camera and tell u he just tell a joke and there be not too much to go on here . sure there be a ton of uncomfortable laughter and gasp of awe at the wordplaycan not face say real fast to sound like ahemthat you be shock to hear in a pg 13 film and but do that really make you think the this be a success . i mean and the main focus be suppose to be the idea that pitka have be hire to get the star player on the toronto maple leaf back with his ex girlfriend so that his hockey skill will return and win his owner and the second generation of a cursed family and stanley cup . you almost believe this thread have some merit until the resolution be gloss over quickly and rectify without the bat of an eye . the thing be hold together by concert interlude of myers sing in his way over the top indian accent for entire song . can you say filler . ( although i will admit and more than word be fantastic and especially the visual nod to the actual extreme video . ) i might be wrap this review up quickly to rest . my neck have some pain from too much shake out of embarrassment for those collect their paycheck on the screen . you could literally see the ca ching dollar sign pop out of their eyeball with every awkward moment . some of the sight gag be funny and the first time they be use . i enjoy the motorize magic carpet and the utter stupidity of verne troyer office be half size and and the kelestrator of course and ( i wonder why they do not tm that one ) . admittedly and though and this be not my kind of comedy . while i enjoy a good low brow laughfest like the next guy and i still would rather have a somewhat decently construct story and something this tale lack completely . have the gag be separate and show on a tv skit show and i might be call them genius and however and when you string them together with the only common denominator be that the same character be use and it get old fast . unfortunately and this film will work for a good chuck of america and but i just can not condone the spending of million of dollar on something so trite and unenjoyable a this package and sell mess . now i do not want to leave timberlake a the only good thing here . that would be do a disservice to manu narayan who play myers assistant . with spot on timing and perfect facial expression and it be good to see someone have fun play off of the grotesque guru . a nice companion and he actually make pitka good each time they be do a skit together . i be not really sure what to say about myers himself . on one hand and he totally commit to this character and must be give credit for that fact . the problem be and though and that the role itself be paper thin and very and very tiresome . a for romany malco and our second leadalthough he get the shaft of no top billinghe do well for what he have be give . come on man and you be in the amazing 40 year old virgin and have a hit tv show weed for which you be a big part of it success . please take the time to do some work that have merit . i mean and wow and who would have think i would be say get smart might be your best movie option this weekend . oh and and ben kingsley can i have a word . i be go to have to take away your knighthood . yes and i know how much you like it and how hard you work to achieve the title and but i can not allow someone with as little self respect a you keep the sir . why and oh why and would you continue to do drivel like this . you be an academy award win thespian . i can only hope the wackness be as good a it seem so you may redeem a little bit of that respect in my eye .