what a turkey . this be a simple line speak by one of the character a he watch a random movie in the drive in theater and but the phrase be actually much more applicable to the production he star in himself . this be a truly abysmal low budget horror flick and put together by a bunch of amateur that know nothing about cinema but simply want to cash in on the success of such contemporary classic like the texas chainsaw massacre . two very un heroic police detective investigate a series of murder that all take place in a californian drive in movie theater . it look like some nutbag be practice his sword swashbuckling technique on the horny customer there . the suspect include the theater owner ( who use to be a carny ) and the simple mind janitor and the local pervert that spy upon young couple . apart from some filthy gore ( the best bit occur in the opening minute already ) and there nothing to see here and unless if youre an admirer of bad acting and bad directing and bad editing and bad photography and even bad music . i couldn not understand half of the dialog because all the moronic character be mumble and and the other half just do not make any sense . the red herring climax be overlong and and despite it short running time and there be still way too many boring moment in the script . the concept and set piece easily could have result in a much good ( pre slasher . ) horror movie and if only some talent be involve . incredibly bad film and avoid like the plague .