courtesy of www . popbunker . net we have all have it happen . a day will be go merrily along with normal annoyance and accomplishment . then suddenly and out random chaos and something trigger the memory of an innocent of something so profoundly awful and cringe inducing that all he wish be that the memory would have stay forget . sometimes the buried memory be in the form of an embarrassing moment while like take out one junk and swing it around at a wedding reception . and other time it be bewilder reminder of craptacular movie like double team . my day job include manage an online inventory . recently we obtain around 300 dvd to add to our online and brick and mortar inventory . usually i do not pay attention to title when mindlessly add to our inventory . but yesterday i be strike a if by a malevolent satorie when this dvd come through . i tweet about it and get back a few colorful response with regard to re open this wound of a movie in the mind of many . so what be so awful about double team . well and first of all the name represent double team . everyone be entitle to his most far fetched fantasy and but i can not imagine anyone not even the most strong stomach celeb stalker want to be double team by jcvd and dennis rodman . it would be like have a fantasy involve a threesome with larry king and france bay ( granda from happy gilmore ) while everyone wear a kiss mask . it just doesn not compute even to the most perverse of mind . the next thing well dennis rodman . i mean just image google his name . or do not . be who you wan na be and kid . it all good . but to be who rodman be and mix that with the absolute fact that he can act about as well a he shoot three pointer ( 23 . 1 % ) make a mess recipe for a movie . double team even have mickey rourke when he be an a hole everyone hat instead of the wrestler reborn a hole that everyone suddenly think be cool because he be in iron man 2 . ( a side note represent rourke be the ultimate retro cool have be a hole re make into the suddenly in demand cool a hole that soon everyone will remember be an a hole and will be cast aside once again . it a crazy business . ) the last thing i be go to point out in what be so awful about be that it be a stone cold career killer for jcvd . it may well be that jcvd be go to have a short career arc a a major action player anyway and but in the three year lead up to double team and he be in timecop ( 1994 ) and streetfighter and sudden death ( 1995 ) and the quest and maximum risk ( 1996 ) . double team flush down in 1997 and then that be it . i think everything after double team be a direct to dvd or limited release for jcvd . jcvd be not know for quality cinema and but he be know for exploitative movie make for men who love movie make for men . jcvd movie be cheap to make and do enough bank at the box office until double team . not even men who love movie make for men could love jcvd after he be in a movie with dennis rodman that and if i remember correctly and feature a fight or chase or something where rodman mode of attack be grab a rebound kung fu or some ridiculous junk like that . i know it involve a gratuitously out of place basketball reference somehow . courtesy of www . popbunker . net .