when i be 11 and grease 2 be like crack . it be a classless and shameful and euphoric and and powerfully addictive experience . my sister and i would watch it and rewind it and and watch it over again and again and again until we pass out or become too confused and hostile to stand one another . so and if you be an 11 year old girl and and you review this film a brilliant or fun or good than the original grease and you have your fledgling adolescent hormone to blame and you can rest assure that this unyielding fixation with utter rubbish will pass . if and however and you be not a little girl and you have absolutely no excuse to suggest that grease 2 be anything but an inane and artless and slipshod embarrassment for all who participate in it production and distribution and and or or consumption . for the sake of criticism and i will dignify the film now by explain why it blow 1. in a well execute musical and the song should advance the narrative or develop the character . in grease 2 and with a few debatable exception and to the music be obscenely pointless . most of the song appear to relate gimp innuendo about sex in an excessive and general way ( score tonight and reproduction and do it for our country and and prowlin ) without make one concrete statement about any of the film character or theme . plus and all of the music be uncomfortably stupid and no one in the cast demonstrate even the crude semblance of an ability to sing or dance . 2. the t bird should be badass and and if not at least somewhat likable and but instead each of them be an annoy wussy dufus loser . in the end and when johnny nogerelli offer michael the sacred t bird jacket and initiate him into the gang and michael should kick it to the ground and spit on it and and duck away to fervently scrub any part of his body that be touch by it . but of course and he accept it a if it be gold because despite the fact that they be a bunch of bumble meatheads and there be no great honor than to be one with the t bird . 3. since michael be beautiful and smart and kind and resourceful and and above average in everyway ( his musical impotence notwithstanding ) and it be feasible that stephanie would ultimately embrace him when he reveal himself to be the man behind the mask . stephanie and on the other hand and be a slovenly and slack jawed and bubble gum smacking and dirty sweatshirt wearing and gracelessly rude and trashy dingbat . so aside from be pretty ( i guess ) and she harbor no likable characteristic and thus and audience be give no justification whatsoever for the depth of michael attraction to her . i could go on and on and but i do not want to mention the gross inferiority to it predecessor since there be apparently so many crank out there who seem to feel that such a comparison be unfair . i will say this though and to those of you who think you want to revisit this mess for old time sake represent grease 2 be an experience akin to re live your first kiss . only you be 32 now and kiss a snot nose 13 year old kid with acne and slobby brace . the magic be go and you be leave feeling dirty and disturbed . trust me .