i hate to be the one to rain on a parade ( even a small one like this ) but from the very first scene and you could tell this film be go to be absolute shite . it a shame really and a i quite like martin freeman and danny dyer . i be intrigue a to how they would mix in a film together and but to my dismay and they do not even have a scene together . i think i need to repeat this the two lead actor ( who stand side by side on the advertisement poster and dvd cover ) do not have one scene together . they do not speak to each other and never appear on screen at the same time . just about sum up this poor excuse for a movie . false advertisement . the dialogue be painful and every single character in the movie be unrealistic and and un human like . the scenario be far fetch and the plot be crap and the joke be thin and freeman try too hard to be funny ( and play a poor man tim from the office ) and nobody be likable and and bad of all and some of the character be so annoy that it almost drive me to switch off and a i couldn not bear to watch and or listen to them any longer . this low budget stinker be an epic fail . even danny dyer couldn not inject some humour and charm into this and but bless and he try . what a waste of time . how anybody could rate this movie a ten star be beyond me . ten star . seriously . come on . i would not even give some of the great ten star and a ten star imply that a movie be perfect . this film be far from perfect and almost the opposite and meaning that it be almost completely dire throughout . watch it if you like and but if you have see a lot of movie and and watch a lot of great movie and your review will probably similar to mine . negative .