back in the day before the toxic avenger and the low camp king at troma film try to take the high ( ok and somewhat less low ) road of produce straight slasher pic . i would like to think that view the result here be what convince them to give up all pretension and go for self conscious parody . splatter university be another film for the masochist in the audience . a it meander about through two separate cast and innumerable pointless subplots and it actually become painful to watch . let see if i can summarize . after learn that a dangerous psychopath have escape from a local hospital and the action move to a catholic university ( i do not recall the name and but in honor of the title and let call it st. splatter ) . the student be listless and sullen and and argue pettily with each other and slacker ahead of their time . meanwhile and the new professor and julie parker and prove utterly incompetent at her job . the kid deal with relationship and infidelity and unwanted pregnancy and lecherous priest and and how to avoid do any work in class while julie deal with a creepy boyfriend and the inflexible administration at st. splatter and counseling unwed mother and and the blank and expressionless look of her student . none of it mean a darn thing or get resolve in any meaningful way . oh and and every once in a while and a pov shot come along and stab one of the girl to death and but do not hold your breath wait for it . there a red herring killer and and then a sadly anticlimactic confrontation with the real killer and then it back to the asylum and roll credit . the slow pace and numerous inane subplots seem almost calculate to produce a mount sense of frustration in the viewer and which be help along by choppy editing and coffee can sound quality and and dialog that just doesn not make any sense . and the most agonizing thing about this movie be the killer fixation on woman the men in this movie be just so deserve . i would have pay good money to see someone off the jerk with the pregnant girlfriend and or the lunkhead lothario who be fool around with his girlfriend roommate and or any of the creepy priest . there ain not no justice .