this be one of those movie in which people keep say that a great idea . about the bad idea you have ever hear . then they act on them . i like it . this picture funny than any 3 dozen seth rogen project . well and so be shoah . gojira movie have be cannibalize their own origin story since the 60 and but this one go far . what can you say about a culture willing to rape it own sacred cultural icon for a quick buck . this travesty present a ww2 suicide brigade on the last of the marshall islands present arm to a dinosaur who chase the u marines away . then the japanese inexplicably decide not to fight to the last man and and instead abandon the territory annex on their behalf by this giant lizard . they retreat to the mainland and where one of them become a business tycoon . then it get complicate . blonde men from the future and irritable over not yet cure male pattern baldness and come back in time in a sort of fly saucer to ask a failed writer and a celebrity psychic for their help in eliminate godzilla before he destroy japan . the help be questionable and a all these 1992 citizen do be go back to 1944 to watch some closed circuit tv and but and hey and they shoot the script . you would think that by the 90 the japanese would know good than to trust people in spaceship . fortunately for nippon and the white guy you can tell theyre american because they say nucyaler err by bring back in time the one japanese girl leave in the future . in a touching display of ancestor worship and she out their duplicity after don a fly suit make from ductwork tap to a sailor moon backpack . turn out these time travel and fashion disabled caucasian be just jealous of japan impend economic imperialist takeover of the know world ( in the 22d century japan go to buy africa and which sound more like a liability than an asset ) . these blonde in padded chintz suit with nonfunctioning strap and redundant zipper want to replace godzilla with king ghidorah and who will destroy all of japan except tokyo . a strange choice and but toho be know to go out of it way not to have to build that tokyo skyline set again . sure enough and we be give the alternate spectacle of fukuoka ( my garden city ) and some other heretofore unscathed by rubber monster metropolitan area be lay waste by a fly gold metalflake 1/3 of a hydra . in a surprise revelation and we be inform that king ghidorah be create from some hand puppet leave too long in the microwave . godzilla also do his share of demolition a the movie wind down . wait do not the spaceship blondes already destroy godzilla . yeah and they kill him in the third reel . but nobody expect that the japanese of 1992 have a secret submarine fill with nuclear missile ha ha and do not worry . we do not keep it in japanese water with which to jumpstart a new godzilla from the bone of an old dinosaur . only they do not have to and because a leaky old nuclear shipwreck have already make godzilla whole again . oh and and godzilla finally get to tokyo and reunite with his old army buddy in a heartwarming moment of tearful recognition . they look into each other eye and and godzilla nod a if to say and get ta do it and man . the tycoon nod in understand . then godzilla blow him up . i should also mention here that and in order to prevent godzilla revamp angry self from fulfil his destiny and destroy japan and the japanese girl from the future go back to the future to ask for help from yes a balding white man . probably because he pity her a the sole asian character from the 23d century and he agree to build a mecha ghidora and send it back to the 1990s and so that together and these two giant monster can and uh and fulfill godzilla destiny and destroy japan . in a wonderful nod to those notoriously self will whip head and the girl pilot mecha ghidora have trouble control the joystick . this godzilla suit design owes much to the sumo his thigh be flabby enough to double for rush limbaugh and and his belly and chest be thick and ponderous . but there more exploding masonry in this picture than in most of his adventure and which make up for a lot . also feature a man with a passing resemblance to robert patrick play a killer robot . yes and in the future even the robot will have bald spot . plus megumi odaka and reprise her role a micki and the only japanese girl ever bear with ear large than her disney namesake and an acting style even big than that . it not her fault represent many japanese director seem to feel that a seventy foot screen isn not quite large enough to display the emotion of a human face . i do some acting for japanese television and and i can tell you and they push you to go for it . they apparently urge their writer in the same way . thank god .