standard paint by number monster fare and fill with a bunch of routine plot device from big creature movie . it like somebody have a deck of card with plot idea from other movie write on them and which be shuffle and and dealt . whatever plot line and character come up in the deal be then toss into the script . character be so cliché ridden and that you can play a game of guess who end up a a monster meal after less than ten minute into the movie and and probably get every single one right include the order that they will get devour . many of the character be so obnoxious and that you root for the creature to shut them up . some of the main character include represent a billy idol clone who surf with shark and a loudmouth brat who flash bankroll and a capt . ahab guy with a vendetta and and ahab girlfriend who do sleazy dance at a bar . oh and and a big and big beast in need of anger management therapy . along the way and people argue a lot and pretty girl run around with wet t shirt and couple make out on exotic beach and explosion occur and ruin of a shrine appear and and greasy face pirate drop by . amusing and for the most part and but one thing bother me represent the callousness by character when other people be kill . after one violent demise and they make one liner joke . i could almost hear rim shot . overall and ok and if you have 90 minute to waste and and you want to laugh at a so bad it good movie . otherwise and you may want to skip this one .