i can appreciate what barney be try to achieve and but after sit through this last night at a college movie house and i couldn not help but think . when be this gon na end . a very long and ponderous two hour and fifteen minute . i have only see a part of cremaster 3 on dvd and think i know what to expect . that say and experimental film such a this be well digest in small increment . there be a couple of beautiful or horrible image . include the title sequence ( no kidding ) and but if you go into this expect any kind of plot or meaning and then you be in for a long and snooze inducing ride . i manage to stay awake for the whole thing ( if that a compliment ) but more often than not and i be wait for some kind of meaning or narrative . big mistake . among the collection of image be a very ornate gift wrap ceremony and the creation of a disgust dish of what appear to be petroleum jelly slabs form with a cookie cutter and sprinkle with shrimp ( this be serve to the crew of the ship which be show throughout the film ) and a large blubber cheesecake with a large tentacle turd place in the center of it and and the mutual evisceration of bjork and director matthew barney which eventually culminate in some bizarre kind of communion and follow by their transformation into whale like creature . the soundtrack be at time beautiful and annoy . sometimes even madden . at one time and there be a song be sing by bjork to go along with the ephemeral ritual be play before u and and at other time there be just a constant droning of a high pitch instrument and which we see a mysterious woman playing at the beginning and end of the movie . if this sound like it doesn not make sense and that be because be doesnt . if this sound like your cup of tea and then you will absolutely love it . if this sound like something that you probably would not like and then stay far away from it and because you will most likely walk out of the theater during the halfway mark like several people at the screening i attend . this be the very definition of an art film . you get from it what you take from it . but otherwise and there really isn not much there and other than a few oddity and constant construction and deconstruction ritual . i be glad that there be a place for film such a this and but i can not say i would want to sit through it again . however and i can not say i wouldn not want to see one of barney cremaster film from start to finish and compare it with this . i think and perhaps now that i know what to expect i might enjoy something like this more . to give you an idea of what kind of comprehension factor this film have and i probably would have like it good if i have get stone . then again and it could have felt twice as long a it be and and then it would have really get ponderous . definitely not for everyone .