i chuckle a few time during this movie . i laugh out loud during the notarizing of the margarine company handover ( pun intend ) . there be three segment in this movie . the first one be suppose to be a spoof of woman grow up and launch career movie . the tampax® box be the funny thing in this segment . most of the cast member aren not list here on imdb . they be the lucky one . few other people will be able to connect this thing to the ruin of their acting career . the second segment be a spoof of sharkish woman sleep her way to the top and seizes control of huge industry movie . robert culp have several funny moment and all physical humor and include the aforementioned handover . after his character die the segment sink lower and low a dominique corsaire rise high and high . by the time she become first lady i want to rip the cable out of the tv and watch snow . i switch to pakistani music video instead . i do not understand urdu and or whatever language the video be in . it be still good than listen to the dialogue in this painfully dull story . then come municipalians with the big star and half of them on screen for less than a minute represent elisha cook and jr. and christopher lloyd and rhea perlman and henny youngman and julie kavner and richard widmark and . robby benson . it suppose to be a spoof of young cop team with harden and substance abuse old cop who need retirement badly movie . the horizontal flash bar on the police car be very impressive . it be interest see old rtd bus and and a shell gas station sign and and an american saving sign none of them be around anymore . nagurski never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car make me smile momentarily . then they discuss how bore the young cop be . a lot . back and forth about how boring he be . that be as boring a this description of how boring it be . nagurski law number four and never go into a music store that be cut into with an acetylene torch and make me think that the music store be a real business at the actual location the dispatcher give . think about that be more interesting than the set up for the gag which follow . young falcone ( benson ) get shot . a lot . he become a hardened cop like nagurski . the segment keep go . on and on . and on . it would not stop . it roll relentlessly onward no matter how many time you wish he would just die already so this thing will end . it doesn not . it go on and on and on . then a buffy the vampire slayer episode which i have see four time already come on . thank god . this abysmal movie end while i go to get the mail .