we have all be there and sit with some friend watch a bad movie and laugh at how terribly it be make and how poor the acting be while eventually the credit roll and everyone look around and say how be it possible such a movie be make . who pay money to have this script make into a feature film . well jigsaw be not that kind of film and instead of ask how this garbage be budget you wonder why the maker be shoot out of a cannon into the sun . yes and jigsaw be quite possibly the bad movie ever make or conceived and this come from a guy who have see campfire story and fever lake . the film start out in some kind of college class and what kind of class i be unsure and but it be imagine to be an art class . now these dork have be give a final project by their idiot teacher and five of them be give piece of a mannequin and tell to design it in any way they see fit and and since there be only five piece the other student in the class receive and automatic a and oddly enough there be only six student in this entire class so the one goth chic get a free a and good for her . a week pass and the five student and plus teacher and plus one hillbilly husband meet in a bar to discuss their and complete their project and they put the piece together and head and arm and leg and inform the others why they choose their specific design and now these creative genius use the week to their full advantage and one put a saw blade in the left hand and the other get a saw off shotgun and the right leg get a bunch of broken ceramic glue to it and the left some magazine clipping and the head be the bad get a camera in the eye and ala hellraiser 3 and with some bottle rocket for a stylish mo hawk . after they have all spill their gut about their specific design the now drink teacher say they be to burn the mannequin and now aptly name jigsaw . now up to this point it have be standard horrible movie fair and bad acting and dialog and everything else and but have still be pretty plausible and yet after jigsaw catch fire thing take a turn for the bad . jigsaw come alive . how you ask . i have no idea and he just do because the writer couldn not think of a realistic way for two pound worth of molded plastic to become alive ( come on guy and a bolt of light and a travel voodoo priest and anything could have work . ) so once jigsaw come to life he use his new ability of walk very slow and stilted with the use of his molded finger to wreak havoc . first he kill the cool guy with some barb wire and this guy who be about to get it on with a hot chic decides drink ground beer off in the distance be more important than what be in front of him . with him go jigsaw shoot the sexy girl in the face and then give an old man a heart attack with a slight twist of his head and he then saw up a nasty look southern woman and then her hillbilly husband while jigsaw then kill the nerdy guy with some headless deception . do i mention jigsaw be take body part off his victim to make a human version of himself . no . well it not important they do not even show his macabre creation and they do not even show him steal away a torso from his poor creator ( maybe he be try to create the head detective from in live color ) . so after these five have be kill the teacher and the nerdy girl be all who be leave and the teacher figure out that jigsaw only need a head to finish his masterpiece and since he be still uninterested in that torso thing . so be the coward he be the teacher tie up the girl a a sacrifice to jigsaw who come in only to go for the teacher with his electric buzz saw which isn not even plug in . that be where the freaking movie end and we do not even get to see the teacher get kill or what happen to the girl and let alone an explanation why jigsaw come to life or how he clean himself off after be burn . this movie be so shameful it have too be see and it be only 71 minute so it be a small part of your day while for the memory of a lifetime and jigsaw and jigsaw and jigsaw . thank you total recall . the judge have rule and watch jigsaw only if your plan of sever off your genitals seem play out .