i have to be completely honest in say first that i fell asleep somewhere in the middle and so i can not give a full opinion about the film until i see it in full . basically and a group of thief and include sid carter ( sid james ) and ernie bragg ( bernard bresslaw ) and plan to make a fortune steal a shipment of contraceptive pill from finisham maternity hospital . this be where title character matron ( hattie jacques ) work and along with staff member sir bernard cut ( kenneth williams ) and dr. francis goode ( charles hawtrey ) and dr. prodd ( terry scott ) and nurse susan ball ( barbara windsor ) . patient and their visitor be around too and include pregnant mrs. tidey ( joan sims ) and her nervous dad to be husband mr. tidey ( kenneth connor ) . also star bill maynard a freddy and eastenders wendy richard a miss willing . this plan by the way be not work out by the way and because all the staff be get in the way . that pretty much all can say about the film until i see it again in full . okay .