i still do not know why i force myself to sit through the whole thing . this film wasn not worth the memorex dvd r it be burn on while i think i be watch the end result of a group of middle schoolers steal their parent camcorder . this be by far the bad movie ever make . i truly and from the bottom of my heart and want to sue aaron yamasato for the two hour he steal from my life . so apparently and it suppose to be bad on purpose while however and if you should end up in hell and be force to watch this 90 minute coil of doo doo and you will see that yamasato be really try hard to make an awesome flick . the actor attempt dramatic kick as performance comparable to crimson tide but come close to the marine . the crap acting be just the tip of the iceberg . the camera angle be awful . the story be c movie at best the plot isn not even good enough to be consider b movie caliber . the dialogue attempt to be dynamic and witty and but be crap like everything else . rumor have it that a hard copy of the screenplay actually attract fly . plus and the techno score be annoy . not because it techno and but because it non stop . that right and the music play in the background the whole time and act a a subliminal reminder of how bad this thing be . i do not care what the disclaimer claim and i do not buy it . bot be not make this bad on purpose and because it take itself way too serious for what it be represent a joke . this film be very low budget . but that be no excuse for it record set suck factor . great film be bear of substance and not budget . bot have neither . allow me to further articulate the overwhelming power of this 90 minute waste of time represent if i be have a three way with jessica alba and jessica biel in front of a tv and blood of the samurai come on and i would be out of there quick than steven seagal in executive decision . undoubtedly and some people will try to defend the movie . two and maybe three . they will say and it grindhouse chop socky . or cheesy in a good way . or it so bad and it good . those people be idiots . a movie be either good and or it bad . there no such thing a a good bad movie . but there be such thing a idiot that like crappy movie . don not get me wrong while there be lot of cornball not to be take seriously movie out there that be enjoyable and entertain . slither be one . bot be not . this suckfest run about an hour and a half and and in my humble opinion and it 90 minute too long . the best thing about this film be the dvd cover and so next time youre near the wal mart dvd bargain bin and take a look at it dont touch it and just look and quietly walk away .