ok and so i rent this clown like chainsaw massacre esquire film and not expect much and but i do like the novel approach to a serial killer film . ( from the back of the box be the following synopsis ) at first and it be just a joke a myth around the campfire for five friend stay at a remote cabin in the texas wood . but when they begin to disappear one by one and replace by scattered and bloody body part and voodoo effigy and the remain few scramble for their life . but he out there . and he sick . and all he want be blood . so obviously from the get go it doesn not make sense represent why be this clown in the wood to begin with . why a clown . why be their doll with the word food drawn on them . why why why . hardly anything get answer in this 1 hour 30 min . bore fest except where this clown life . the character be dumb guy and dumb girl and and a hell of a lot of bitchiness . one in particular be a girl whom they bring from a restaurant up the road and whom they think they should help because she be get hassle by some guy she know . what warrant that a an excuse to bring a girl into your circle of friend or their cabin . she and of course and begin plant seed of jealousy and have the men have sex with her by feed their dumb mind everything they want to hear . the music be an average affair ( standard frantic keyboard music like in every horror film without difference ) . the actor seem to be bring from some soap opera the way they complain and whine about everything . the idea that the main guy in the film take this girl to the cabin a their first date make for a horrible date and but of course and she unrealistically give herself to him on the first night of get to know him . there be hardly a budget spent of anything and it seem and but there be a clown outfit and plenty of cheap $ 1 store doll lie around in the wood and which be a horribly bland place to shoot this whole movie ( be do too many time ) . i be also wait for the clown to jump into the house to kill the remain 4 character of the film ( in through the glass maybe ) and but nothing exciting like that ever enter the film . i guess you be just suppose to like the clown be a killer or something . i have to give the film a 3. it be an interesting premise ( clown a the texas chainsaw massacre character and essentially ) and i will give them a star for act serious all the way through when the movie could have totally be a b movie style video and but they opt for the more legitimate style of video . but ultimately and i probably would have felt like rent the killer klowns from mar video again before go back to check this out . ah and but that cover art . pretty awesome drawing .