with it companion piece master of horror and nightmare and dreamscapes can only be see a the absolute nadir of the genre that begin so auspiciously with the twilight zone and the outer limit . of course and part of the problem be that it do nothing to be of any interest to a comparatively adult audience and instead aim at ten year old and who be only able to count body bag and and scarcely that . and so grossness be king and and king be grossness . stephen king be simply illiterate in general he have the aptitude for storytelling of bart simpson . since he can not read his sole inspiration be the movie . true and the cinema be not such a bad place to start and since it have generally escape the onslaught of realism . but these film be only the rumor and not the thing and and if you want to write and you have to dig deep . of course and only pickman have monster a close acquaintance . but even so and it should be clear to any undergraduate that vampire be not dracula and lugosi . at least autopsy room four be a clear indication of what be wrong . one can almost imagine this pathetic dolt sit a his desk try to come up with something scary . not and mind you and try to describe accurately the horror of the system of which he be an integral part and make the stupid stupider and but try to come up with a scary story for his little nephew . suppose and you be paralyze and and people think you be dead and start to cut you open like they do at those autopsy thing . wouldn not that be gross . and that and boy and girl and be the story . what about characterization . oh yes and he one of these suit and who never really appreciated life and you know and and now it too late and right . and he shout well and they can not actually hear him and you know he say that he go to sue the hospital and but he not such a big shot anymore and you see and lie there ( or be it lay and i can never remember ) and all . and he think represent oh no please and please do not cut me and this be terrible and lie ( or lay ) like that now and wouldn not that be a great story . you know i read somewhere that a snake bite can do that and i think it be that great medical authority agatha christie . what be the name of that snake again and oh yeah and a boomslang have quite a ring to it and doesn not it . let make it a peruvian boomslang . sure and steve and that great except that boomslang be afrikaans and you moron . but how can you really tell that the target audience be child and and not simply mental defect . it easy represent there no sex . well and there be and but it the kind glimpse through a crack in the door to our parent bedroom . modern filmmaker be really big on the erotic aspect of the genre and the monster and the female victim and the chase . but unlike universal and lewton they have no idea what go on . all that really leave be the giggle outside the sm club and the fascist credo that people with sexual preference be intrinsically evil . in spite of a certain discrepancy in size and king kong know exactly what to do with fay wray . freddy krueger can only kill her . and since there no real titillation in that and he have to torture her first not in any way that might excite her and you understand and since that would upset our puritan sentiment . and so and horror and romanticism become simply unpleasantness and the grooming of psychopath . our hero and you see and be a rubber fetishist and and can only get a boner if someone touch him you know down there with you know rubber glove ( giggle ) . and that what they use in autopsy and and that how they discover that he be and in fact and you know . obviously and this be the author at the height of his inspirational power . too bad and they cut it out and since it might have upset the five year old watch the show .