this review may contain some spoiler . just when you think they do not make them so extremely bad anymore and along come rae dawn chong a a space vixen and willie nelson a a native american witchdoctor . it even worse when you factor in that these two be the good aspect of ` starlight and a film that should only be view for laugh . chong be an alien sent to earth to seek out the only remain half breed and part man and part alien . apparently and the earth be in dire strait . something be wrong with the genetics of mankind and and in a few decade the world will be turn into a polluted wasteland . only by duplicate the dna of the half breed can the kindly alien race save the planet . don not ask me how that be and since the movie give the impression that the world will be destroy by pollution and which be cause by human . you would think earth could only be save by get rid of the polluting creature and not save them . anyway and the half breed turn out to be billy wirth and a man living in a small southwestern town and be part native american from his mother line and despite the fact that his mother be a red head caucasian and his grandfather be willie nelson . wasn not this the sort of malarkey that make the bombastic carmen electra bomb ` the chosen one such a howler . chong arrives in her ship just a wirth nearly drowns after drive his motorcycle into a lake in a fit of recklessness be the result of just break up with his girlfriend . before you can say utter the word ` hogwash and chong be reveal her secret to wirth and who isn not surprise for a moment and and spread the word to wirth family . chong also make pal with wirth mother and who seem to have lose a few of her marble over the year . well and this be because wirth father be an alien that abandon her . of course and he be the standard rogue alien that have conveniently pick this moment to come to earth for wirth so he can use wirth dna to make the people of earth his slave . ( huh . ) his laughable attempt to use his telepathic power and capture wirth suck up most of the screen time and be the bad scene in the movie . not only be they boring and but they be the scene where you will be spot the flub the most . the idea might be nice on paper and but they be handle here with the utmost of stupidity and particularly in the aforementioned scene with the rogue alien . but the effect be the bane of the movie . the opening scene involve chong on her spaceship and communicate with her superior and someone who we do not see but that chong communicates with through a vat that emit pink light . they use no spoken word and but telepathy and so we be treat to subtitle . trouble be and both chong and her superior subtitle both look alike and and the director give you no indication a to which of the two be actually peak at any give moment and which make the whole conversation nothing but gibberish . the spaceship be the bad effect to come out of hollywood this side of an ed wood film . now and i be usually lenient on effect when deal with a low budget film such a this and but these effect really get to me . the most offensive be the most simple one represent a fake night sky . the star in the sky be so phony they almost sound off a dial tone . most notably be the moment where chong tell someone she come from pleiades and and we get a shot of the seven star . thing be and the seven star take up about half the night sky in the movie and but any stargazer know that pleiades be a star cluster between the constellation perseus and taurus and and the cluster doesn not take up much room in the sky at all . these effect just get so lousy that your jaw will hang low and low with every passing moment . be careful and for it will go right through the floor during the finale when the effect have willie nelson turn into a human spotlight and . . . oh and it have to be see to be believe . starlight and star bright while last star i see tonight while i wish i might and i wish i may while not have to watch any more of this trash today . zantara score represent negative .