the question and when one see a movie this bad and be not necessarily and how do a movie this bad get make . or even and why do i see this awful in the first place . but and what have i learn from this experience . here what i learn represent just because the rule of horror movie have be catalogue and satirize countless time in the last ten year doesn not mean someone would not go ahead and make a movie that use all of them and without a shred of humor or irony . if your movie have to be describe a loosely base on the video game and you have script problem . the black character may not always die first and but the asian character do always know kung fu . while you may be proud that you figure out how to do the the matrix effect on a budget and that doesn not necessarily mean you should use it over and over again ad nausea . be ron howard brother do not guarantee choice role . whenever a scene doesn not edit together and just use some footage from the video game and no one will notice . if your cousin rap metal band offer to write your movie theme for free and politely decline . zombie movie be not about people kill zombie . theyre about zombie kill people and preferably in the most gruesome way possible . that what make them scary . white people who can pay $ 1600 to get to a rave deserve to die . if you find an old book and it will tell you everything you need to know . anything else you will figure out on your own two line after someone asks and what be that . or and where be we . bare breast be not horror movie panacea . a helicopter boom shot and a licensing deal with sega magically transform your movie from student film to major studio release . try it . just because you can name drop all three live dead movie and that do not make you george romero . or even paul w. s. anderson . i have see bad movie and but only because i have see mortal kombat represent annihilation .