sometimes a film come along that be unique . the nostril picker be one such film and the nostril picker be like no other film i have ever see and unfortunately for the nostril picker and myself it unique for different reason than what the filmmaker have originally intend . read on and all shall hopefully become clear . the nostril picker and a it commonly know although it be apparently film under the title the changer and start with some extremely dull shot of an american town somewhere and street and factory that sort of thing and a the opening credit play . when the nostril picker begin proper we and the viewer that be and be introduce to a real loser name joe bukowski ( carl zschering ) who be in his 40 and he live on his own in a crappy little apartment where he watch t. v. and eats beef flavour dog food and listen to old vinyl record a he dance with a blow up rubber sex doll . joe like teenage girl and he have various porn magazine but enjoy the real thing even more . however and be an ugly git joe can not tempt any young lady to go out with him and or do anything else with him for that matter . one fateful day an old homeless vietnam vet ( horace grimm ) see the agony and pain that joe have to go through ( actually he see joe be speak to by the cop for hassle a teenage girl ) and decide to help him out . he tell joe about an incantation that he learn from the gook in vietnam that will transform joe appearance into whatever he like . a process he call morphosynthesis and but at the same time he warn joe that it make you crazy if you do it too much . that night joe decide to give it a try and in a public place on a podium for some reason . joe say a few word and do an extremely silly dance and start yodel . joe finish off by whistle london bridge be fall down and listen yeah and i ain not make this up either . at first joe be visibly disappointed when nothing significant happen . to console himself joe try to buy a porn mag but be shock when the clerk ( kevin devoy ) refuse to sell it to an underage girl . joe and the bright spark that he be and realise what have happen and talk his or her way out of it by claim his or her dad have send him or her to buy it . joe and who now call his alter ego josephine ( ann flood ) and sense the possibility and head straight for the local high school . joe befriend four teenage girl and jennifer armstrong ( laura cummings ) and crisi stroud ( gail didia ) and tracy harper ( heidi m. gregg ) and brenda kearn ( aimee molinaro ) while under his disguise and oh and joe manages to become a pupil at the school simply by ask the sport teacher miss van dyke ( vicki hollis ) . at first joe seem harmless enough and he just like to hang around the girl toilet and stuff like that . but thing soon change a joe brutally murder brenda . jennifer dad and vince armstrong ( edward tanner ) be a detective so along with his partner ed simpson ( clyde surrell ) and walt spencer ( bruce alden ) the pathologist be determine to catch the sicko responsible for kill his daughter friend and but will they succeed before joe strike again . the imdb listing for the nostril picker be wrong and i watch it mere hour ago and it clearly state that it direct by mark nowicki who be also a co producer and definitely not patrick j. matthew who be credit a a co producer and the cinematographer and not that it make much difference and i would have though that nowicki would have be more than happy for matthew to take the credit for make this piece of crap . no one involve in the making of the nostril picker should be allow to go anywhere near a camera again and ever . the nostril picker be easily one of the bad film i have ever see and and that say something . it absolutely terrible in every possible way imaginable . the script by steven hodge be atrocious and there no narrative structure and excitement and tension and drama and character development and the thing that do happen be so mind numbingly dumb it untrue . the plot device and chain of event in the nostril picker be totally incomprehensible . the scene where joe find out the prostitute ( steven andrew ) he hire be in fact a man and joe start to chase him around his apartment with two squirt dildo be simply jaw drop stuff . the subsequent scene when the transvestite report the incident to the police be hilariously write and have me psychically laugh at the dialogue . i hat the end as well and not only be it predictable but it leave the door open for a sequel and i psychically shudder at the mere thought . on a technical level the nostril picker be awful and point and hope photography and bland and inappropriate music and forgettable location and poorly edit ( brenda be kill in the kitchen yet her blood splash on the t. v. screen that be clearly in the opposite room ) and some of the bad act i have sit through and very unimpressive special effect which consist of a few cut off rubber finger and a slit throat and a quick scene where joe eat some flesh . it come a no surprise that the cast and crew who work on the nostril picker have virtually no imdb credit for anything before or after . even at 76 odd minute the nostril picker be far to long and really boring to sit through . i could go on and on all day long about how bad the nostril picker be and i really could . one thing i can not quite work out be be all this intentional by the filmmaker . the nostril picker be indeed a unique film and unique in it awfulness and incompetence . in the the case of the nostril picker i hope it remain unique too and have say that it still not the bad film i have ever see but it come close that for sure . definitely one to avoid .