vampire vs. zombie start with the break news that the unidentified disease that be spread across america leave the sufferer with homicidal and cannibalistic tendency . travis fontaine ( c. s. munro ) and his teenage daughter jenna ( bonny giroux ) listen to the radio a they drive along the isolated backwoods road to try and escape the disease when travis run over a guy who i assume be mean to be a zombie . slightly far down the road he stop to help julia ( brinke stevens ) and her teenage daughter carmilla ( maratama carlson ) who be wave at the side of the road and at this point there be also a third teenage girl name tessa ( melanie crystal ) sit in the back of julia car bound and gag . to me this situation would seem strange but travis and like the trooper he be and take it all in his stride and agree to take carmilla off julia hand and and well i do not know actually . so and with a complete stranger and travis drive off leave julia and tessa . carmilla seem like a nice girl but she turn out to be a vampire and she like to bite people and turn them into vampire and oh and she partial to a bit of lesbianism too . travis and carmilla and jenna continue to travel while some guy who call himself the general ( peter ruginis ) who appear to be some sort of vampire killer and probably have something to do with it all but the film be such a mess it doesn not really matter and i really do not know how to carry on this plot outline a my head hurt just think about it . co edit and co executive produce and write and direct by the supremely untalented vince damato vampire vs. zombie be one of the bad horror film ever and therefore one of the bad film ever period . the script by damato be apparently base on a classic story entitle carmilla by sheridan le fanu ( he should sue ) and be an absolute mess and the hole in the plot and logic be so big you could drive a tank through them . what be the disease that turn people into zombie . why be carmilla a vampire . who be julia to her . who the hell be the general . what do he want . where be travis and jenna go . how can travis run a man over and yet not have the slight bit of human emotion over it . what with the mental ward at the end . there be also some confusing and unnecessary dream sequence just to annoy the viewer even more . there be just so many thing wrong with this film and the narrative doesn not make a blind bit of sense and the concept be terrible and never really explain properly plus it incredibly bore . i have not one positive thing to say about vampire vs. zombie and not one . forget about any vampire fight zombie because it just doesn not happen and tell me again why be this film call vampire vs. zombie . director damato have serve up one of the most incompetent and rubbishy and badly make and poorly think out and excruciatingly painful viewing experience ever make . vampire vs. zombie really have no redeeming quality at all and there be not one single aspect that i can praise . the gore be really fake look and there be some blood splat which look like red water and some really cheap staking effect and a half decent climax where the zombie feast on carmilla and jenna intestine and this fairly gory scene be probably the best part of the whole wretched film but it only last for a couple of minute and in no way make up for the other turgid 85. the budget on vampire vs. zombie must have be small and in fact do it even have a budget because most of it be set on a road in a couple of car . this be one of the most badly make horror film it be my misfortune to watch and the entire thing just suck . the acting be predictably awful and and i mean awful . there isn not much else leave to say and vampire vs. zombie be easily one of the bad film ever make . the ( v ) next to the title on the imdb main page for vampire vs. zoimbies indicate that it go straight to video and well that far too good for this pile of crap a it deserve to go straight on the near fire .