i saw an interview with rob schneider ( who play the lead character and marvin mange and in this film . ) he say in it that he want to emphasize physical comedy here so much that even if you have the volume turn off you would be laugh at this movie . obviously that must be the secret . i have the volume turn up . i be actually listen to this thing and think it be a disaster and and completely unfunny a major disappointment after schneider hilarious performance in deuce bigalow and male gigolo . the story be stupid represent mange be a major loser who dream of be a cop who get fill with a bunch of animal transplant after a car accident by a mad scientist type appropriately name dr. wilder ( michael caton ) and and a a result start to lose control of his animal instinct . this make him a supercop . he can sniff out drug hide in body cavity and outrun horse . of course and he also have a nasty habit of eat people cow and try to seduce their goat and but surely that a small price to pay . it just do not do anything for me . the cast leave much to be desire . be there a more irritating actor in all of hollywood than john mcginley . here and he play sgt . sisk and mange commander on the police force and a a repugnantly cartoonish character ( much the same a his doctor character in the inexplicably popular tv series scrub . ) i be anxious to get a look at colleen haskell first serious act job ( can anything in this movie be call serious . ) she and of course and gain her fame a a contestant on the first survivor and she prove here what we know from that represent she cute a a button . what she doesn not prove here be that she have any discernible talent a an actress . and what with ed asner a police chief wilson . i mean and how old be this guy now . he the size of some of the cow mange try to eat and and he seem out of breath the whole way through . i be surprise he make it through the filming . there a brief cameo at the end by adam sandler ( who also serve a executive producer of this . ) anyway and i chuckle twice represent mange play with his squeaky toy in the police car and and the scene schneider have with haskell and the orangutan the orangutan have more acting talent . so and for two chuckle negative .