it difficult to precisely put into word the sheer awfulness of this film . an entirely new vocabulary will have to be invent to describe the complete absence of anything even remotely recognizable a humor or even entertainment in rabbit test . so and a a small contribution to this future effort and i would like to suggest this word represent hubiriffic ( adj . ) a combination of hubristic and terrific while use to describe overly ambitious debacle like the film rabbit test . joan river and hollywood square producer jay redack have severely over reach their meager ability to amuse in this 82 minute festival of wretchedness . try to put together an airplane . style comedy with a moldy collection of gag and ( note to joan represent german doctor haven not be funny since vaudeville ) disinter from their graf in the catskills that be bad enough . but compound this cinematic crime be river directorial style and which can best be describe a ugly and and a cast of once and future have beens so eager to please they overplay even the weak of throwaway gag . adrift in this sargasso sea of sap be a hapless billy crystal in his film debut role a the film hapless protagonist lionel . watch crystal in this pic be much like watch a blind person take a stroll in a minefield while eventually the cringe reflex become a semi permanent condition a cheap joke after cheap joke blow up in his face . i can only speculate about the sort of audience who might actually like rabbit test . cabbage and mollusk and mildly retarded lizard be all likely candidate . but for self aware and thinking human i would enthusiastically recommend pour bleach in your eye before i would recommend rabbit test .