bad . bad . bad . those three line sum up this crappy little film that can only attract idiot child and their parent to the cinema . and it . # 1 movie in america . what be this country think . mike myers look more like micheal jackson . some chineese lady that fall asleep within 3 minute . a lame plot with dirty joke . it grotesuque and awful . when green egg and ham come out in 2005 i will be so happy . ( not ) eddie murphy and tracy morgan will probably play two hipster try to find the lost green egg and ham . they will try to chase sam i be and that mean guy who be run away with it . ( i hope they do not ruin the classic book . ) don not waste time and money by see this .