warning and may contain spoiler which will be more entertaining than this tripe . heres some good advise to anyone living in the u. k. whenever channel 5 have an old 80 comedy on late at night and read a book instead . i be currently in the process of recover from a seizure and due to read some of the comment on this film on here . i be actually shock at the fact that someone actually say this film be realistic . all i can say be thank god the cold war never escalate or else we might as well have give the commie our border . i find this film dire in the utmost pretence and maybe it be just my british perception of what make a film funny and who know . but in all aspect and this film be not just awful and it teeth grindingly terrible . i have never be a fan of bill murray and and it rubbish like this that justify my feeling towards him . don not get me wrong and i love ghostbuster and which be make only three year after this film . but this just sums bill murray up really . i can safely say that i haven not waste my time so blatantly like this since see the first running of operation delta force over here and though these two film have more in common than you would think . for 1 thing and they both have terrible action sequence from begin to end and and 2nd . they be both riddled with cheesy cliché and throughout . heres one thing and these guy be suppose to be in the u. s army . yet they be allow to wallow around their camp and willy nilly and seduce female military police officer and and subsequently shag them silly in the general quarter . talk about random . this film be just terrible for this i be afraid . now do not get me wrong and i be no feminist sympathiser and but the fact that these two woman actually fall hand over heel in love with the two character shortly after arrest them and let them go free . twice and be just insult to the female race . the fact that one tatty haired and fat lipped bum ( winger ) and his hapless sidekick ramis can simply sweet talk themselves into into the mp underwear and to which they fall madly in love with the two of them be nothing short of ludicrous . then there be the training scene and where you get to meet the squad phycho who unconvincingly threaten to kill anyone who touch him or his stuff and follow by the overweight bloke ( play by the late and great john candy ) who claim he join the army to avoid pay $ 400 for anger management class . lead to loud mouthed murray pay tribute to the giant toe and ( wtf . ) drill seargent who honestly couldn not organise a pi $ $ up in a brewery and let alone his band of recruit . all this scene serve to do be to prelude load of fight scene and with people say way to go ass hole . all the time and etc etc . the scene then carry on show the rag tag bunch make utter tit of themselves on the assault course and lead to a scene where one of them shoot wildly into the air at some passing bird with an assault rifle and pepper a watch tower with bullet . ( just like that . yep and tell you this film be random . he miraculously escape undisciplined a well . ) eventually lead up the the passing out parade and where the hapless squad make a magic turn around within the space of two hour . ( bugger me and miracle . ) thanks to some wise word from murray and to which they then direct a massively none military like dance routine in front of a geriatric general in front of the rest of the squad . all of this to the immense pleasure of their two girlfriend on the stand and who really should have be arrest them . everyone laugh it off though . this bit be nothing short of amazing though . he then choose them to guard a new multi million dollar prototype armour vehicle in italy ( which turn out to be just a mobile home paint green with load of gadget on the inside ) and claim this be exactly what this army need . righto . then there be the dire finale and where murray and ramis decide to steal this top secret prototype military vehicle to pick up their newly acquire and somewhat hyperactive mp girlfriend in germany . to which the hapless captain ( john larroquette ) then find out and lead the squad of fresh recruit on a retrieval mission for this vehicle . to which they then take a wrong turn en route and end up in soviet hold czechoslovakia and where they be capture . ( like we do not see that come . ) thus begin a rescue attempt by ramis and murray plus bird in hand and to which be where a big fight and load of shoot from the hip and blowing tank up . with them come back a national hero and humiliate the russian by call them pussy and etc etc . the end . thats right . no court martial and nothing . they only just steal a prototype military vehicle and drive it into a warsaw pact country and almost cause an international incident which could have spark ww3 . this film be honestly more fun that be diagnose with a terminal illness . i know it meant to be a comedy and it get all the right actor for it and but where in the hell be it . have channel 5 cut those bit out . the only redeeming feature in this film be the repetitive use of naked woman take shower and and female mud wrestling . ( like i say and random ) not that it help to divert from the fact that this be an utterly crap film and of course . this film should realistically be aim at immature 9 year old and sadly and we have to watch it instead . 1 star out of 10 total tripe . my advice and do something a little more useful with your time . like castrate yourself .