yeti deserve the 8 star rating because it be the one of the great bad movie ever make . i saw it at a midnight screening in l. a. and people be roar and cheer at the insanity this movie be one of those cinematic trainwrecks where you think it cant get any stranger and then it do . the millionaire who fund the project to thaw the yeti look like chris penn and john goodman both pour into an ill fitting suit the guy play the scientist be one of the bad actor to ever appear on screen and yes and there be a mute boy ( who sorta kinda look like a girl ) and he mute ever since he survive a plane crash that kill both his parent ( hmmm maybe therapy for the kid . ) . then this hottie italian girl be see by yeti ( once he thaw which take forever ) and he be instantly in love with her what be one of the most hysterical thing about the movie be that this giant yeti make bedroom eye at her it like a large barry white try to seduce a groupie . in fact and once the large yeti pick up the hottie and have her against his chest she accidentally touch the yeti nipple and yes and the film take the time to show his large grey nipple get hard . yikes of all yikes . plus there a collie dog in it because the italian producer must have hear that american audience like dog and he sorta kinda try to get a lassie there also this insane scene where the yeti eat a giant fish keep the large fishbone and use it to comb the italian girl hair gee and thanks yeti now my hair be smooth and smell like dead trout . youre the best . this film be more bizarre than something ed wood could have ever dream up . if you be a fan of classic cinema crap seek this baby out .