towny be the lazy movie i have ever see and and i saw the blair witch movie ( part one and two ) . it seem confuse in what it want to be . it not funny enough for comedy and it not tragic enough for drama and it not bloody enough for horror and and it not good enough for watch . it have scene of a man do slapstick or bloody karate so i think and oh this movie will be in the vein of toxic avenger and street trash . then it leap without warn into a drama about a missing girl and a retarded ( mentally handicap ) woman and a trusting mother . then it slap itself into the only good part in the movie which seem to be set up like a sitcom without the laugh track . the part i be speaking of be a lonely townie who be so lonely he find comfort in a rotting corpse . that be the only part of the movie that give me any feeling . the rest be a waist of my life . then and just to show how cruel wayne be there be a kind of documentary at the end of the film of wayne ( the director ) make fun of toby ( the star ) in public . it make me sick . even though killer nerd and bride of killer nerd ( two other movie by wayne ) aren not the best and they at least be think out enough be you can stay entertain until the end credit . i even like killer nerd a bit and it have some great line i still use to this day . if you like underground film and if you like overground film and and if you like to watch your foot and just rest be they be and you will not like towny . half ( out of ) .