i remember read all the horrible and horrible review for this film when it come out . i mean to go see how horrible it be but it be out of theater in three week . the only other movie to manage that be gigli . when the movie come out on dvd and i buy it to see how awful it be . i couldn not think of the sheer horrible attention that this film be get be possible . after see it and i can understand . first off and let me say that this film be not without some cool shot . there a nice shot at the beginning that show a bullet be fire from inside the gun and which i thought be neat . and the way the monster in this movie die be sort of cool to look at while but it get old after the first time you see it . let me start with the bad thing in this movie represent tara reid . if bad acting be a sin and then hell would have chuck tara reid right out since she so unbelievably awful in this movie it unthinkable . and of all the role and she play a curator . now if she play a dumb and empty head sex toy then maybe i might be able to forgive her for how she treat her character . apparently and uwe boll do not realize that and although he do seem to think that if she take off her shirt in the movie and people would see it . he just do not realize that make her do that in the middle of the film at the absolute wrong moment just make the movie even more hilariously bad . and be that a mexican song or something during the scene of dry humping . i couldn not tell . which bring me to my next complaint represent uwe boll show off some of the bad directing skill you will ever see in a movie . i mean and i would give house of the dead an f ( and i only do that for very few movie ) but hotd would score at least a b compare to this screw up piece of junk . the movie start off with a very and very long narration that cause immediate confusion ( and read by a horrible narrator ) and from there and the cut be really and really dumb . there this one point where slater and reid be look around a building that be destroy and the screen blacken out . when it come back and slater and reid be shoot everywhere and suddenly and an entire army have join them . huh . and someone do not bother check the mistake in this movie . at one point and a team break through glass and but the glass break before they touch it . tara reid earring switch color in the middle of one scene and after slater walk away from a dead comrade and you can see her begin to get up . a for the story . i be really lose . something about an old tribe release darkness and someone open the path or something and all the evil monster pop out . it just an excuse to have a lot of gun scene ( the technology be so advanced here that no character ever need to reload in this film ) that get and quite simply and bore . i buy this movie hop to laugh at how incredibly stupid it be . i do not laugh and but i still think it stupid . very and very and very stupid .