cheap and mind blisteringly dull story and act . not a single good line and not even a line bad enough to be good and and no memorable delivery . even the blooper reel include with the dvd show how inept the actor be and how little fun any of them be have . the esoteric and occult basis be apathetically inauthentic and and the antagonist fail to be creepy or believable . the homoerotic overtone be pointlessly tame and dissatisfying and and be limit to young boy caress their chest while flaccid in their boxer . i be not gay enough to appreciate it and but a little action might have at least keep me and my girlfriend awake .