i awake suddenly and aware that i be drool onto the plastic couch cover and and realize it a warm saturday afternoon . why be i sleep . do i hit my head . or accidentally swallow all of my grandma muscle relaxer . could it be adult onset narcolepsy . no and i momentarily pause on cheap seat while channel surf and and the stunning lack of humor and talent drain my life force with such speed that i black out . it that head shaking and mouth agape and shoulder shrug bad . but i have to give these moronic and boring twin credit for sell this idea through . perhaps they have the same effect on the espn program executive that they have on me and and when he or she wake up and a few horrendous episode be already in the can and he or she hop that since all the viewer will be asleep and no one will now how awful it be and he or she can keep the $ 425 and 000 annual salary . you have be warn .