spoiler hereinmy high school do all they could to try and motivate u for exam . but the most memorable method they use to get u into the right state of mind be a guest speaker and who be none other than australian kickboxing favorite son and stan the man longinidis . the first mistake they make be give this guy a microphone and because he be scream half the time despite u sit no more than 3 or 4 foot away from him . now and his speech be full of the usual if you fail to prepare and then prepare to fail stuff and but there be various instance where i get really work up . the guy stand there in front of u preach how throughout his life he do everything for himself and no one else . he be offer many deal in the past to give up kick boxing and but he never take his eye off the prize of become australia great kick boxer . he say that he wasn not a sell out and he be happy and a retiree and he wasn not ever involve in any other activity other than kickboxing then he plug his film . yes and you heard right and he plug his new film . a he talk about it and he get a woman to come in and hold up a poster advertising it and and then he show this shitty 4 minute clip of this vile film call trojan warrior . ( this all be before he be defeat by gurkan ozkan in his final career fight ( for now ) ) stan play ajax and a kick boxing ex special force agent that be pull into the seedy underworld of melbourne . ajax cousin and theo ( arthur angel ) recently sell out ( well and at least stan do not stray too far away from everything ) to the fed and and a a result be on the run from all walk of organize crime . ajax and theo get into all sort of ridiculous situation and from fight in a kebab shop to pose a playboy at a bondage party . it all pretty ridiculous and but if silverstein be actually aim to make a credible film here and this man should never be hand a camera again . i will admit and i be actually pump to see this . i love action film and even if theyre corny and and especially if it set in my own backyard . but what i be introduce to be a film with act that be appal from the word go and and continue to do so after the word for the love of god please make it stop . and subplots be introduce and not even touch on again after they be out in the open and character be just throw in for absolutely no reason whatsoever and and the most over choreographed fight scene that do not even remotely reflect stan actual talent in kickboxing . the cast consist of useless cameo appearance by just about anyone remotely famous ( dermot brereton and mark chopper read and greg matthew ) . the whole time youre sit there and play the guessing game of just who be stand there in the background . too bad the movie rely heavily on split second appearance by former celebrity . remember those plot hole i tell you about . ajax once upon a time be apparently lock up and wrongly accuse for murder his wife . now and we hear that ajax be in special force via one single sentence in the whole film and and then leave it for buggery . this be follow by another single sentence which persuade ajax to help the same people who wrongly lock him up . then and get this and at the end and it be reveal to ajax that his wife isn not actually dead and but be sell into prostitution . do we see her . no . do ajax go off to find her as soon a he hear this . no . now that a marriage . amidst all this irritatingly puerile crap and some website describe this film a a cross between jackie chan and guy ritchie . have this man ever sit down and watch a jackie chan film . chan show more dexterity take a dump than stan do do and well and anything . and guy ritchie be the crime film messiah and and youre compare him to salik silverstein . this film be more like a mix between pizza and enter the ninja . now and where do you thing the whole trojan warrior title come from . ajax fierce fight skill like that of an ancient greek warrior . no . the gangster unification to find theo and like that of the trojan empire . no . it because wait for it theo carry a condom around with him . yes and that right and because theo be always prepare with a trojan brand rubber in his pocket and he be a trojan warrior . i have the displeasure of see trojan warrior on dvd and as well a it special feature represent  video clip of chop chop and a rap song by mark chopper read represent chopper do this for the sole purpose of prove that anyone can rap . the funny thing be chopper just rap for 30 second and then throw it over to these two albino teen from doncaster and use such word a dis and dope etc in their australian accent . face it people and rap be develop in the state and leave it there . the clip look like something a channel 31 cameraman on ecstasy put together .  blooper represent there be no real difference between these and the actual film .  stan the man longinidis kickboxing featurette represent this wasn not too bad and consider it be just 6 or 7 different fight show from different angle ( i think i saw dennis alexio fall over about 15 time in that 3 minute montage ) . i do not want to say this film contribute to the reason this country be go to hell when it come to film and but . oh wait and i just do . my advice to anyone reading this be for you to go out and buy 4 or 5 copy of trojan warrior and tape them together and and use it for a paperweight and because this movie be just that damn bad .