the above seem a much more appropriate title when me and my suicidal underling decide to watch this masterpiece of modern bullshit erotic and scary and suspenseful and well think out and these be all the thing this film fail to be . it be however incredibly funny and the slow sound effect and bad dub add to this to make one of the great comedy i have see in recent year . and yet this film doesn not even try to be funny and that be one of the movie grand achievement and it become a comedy without even attempt to amuse . throughout the film an old guy who look amazingly like santa claus go around plough over zombie and smash vampire into the ground . this make me fail to believe the film title and if this be vampire vs zombie why be the vampire and zombie not fight . oh well whatever and besides there be more flaw to this rental than the title . such a this one while there have be a virus sweep through america create zombie like being who go around act a lot like your average tourist . and yet there only four zombie in the entire film . another problem be besides one shop everywhere be desert . surely you would see zombie roam about in the wood or in the background a bit . in fact i believe they just drive around in a circle of forest over and over again since they do not have a high enough budget to film in a wider location and that or the director do not want to waste his precious time film in different area of wood he be to busy sit in a trailer jerk off to be bother with such trivial matter . in fact the director have so much fun do this that he do not have enough time to hire a big enough cast or even an editor . and so he tell the eight member of the cast to dress up a different people and try not to act inconspicuous and whilst i assume he change his name and begin randomly snip at the film reel edit isn not a hard job anyway right . the only reason this movie find it way into our bag be because somehow we get it confuse with freddy v jason and strange how these thing happen isn not it . and the only way we make it though the night be by strap gas mask on and bolt them to our skull to avoid the stink of this nauseating mess . oh yes we do laugh at the end and but i be sure one do that a lot when he have lose his sanity .