well and i suppose the good news concern william winckler 2001 opus and the double d avenger and be that it manage to unite three of rus meyer mammarian marvel kitten natividad and haji and raven de la croix in one picture . ( i can only assume that lorna maitland and tura satana and babette bardot be busy the week they shoot this thing . or else manage to see a copy of the script in advance . ) the bad news and though ( and there plenty of it ) and be that this film if it can even be call that and have be shot straight to video be a complete misfire and a total abortion and an out and out atrocity and an absolute abomination and and truly one of the bad picture that i have ever see . look no further for the lame superhero movie ever make . the plot here and such a it be and deal with kitten gain superpower after fellate the rare cockazilla plant in south america to cure her breast cancer ( oy ) and and later battle a trio of megalunged bikini dancer back in l. a. too bad that every lame boob joke trot out fall completely ( you should pardon the expression ) flat and that there be zero actual nudity in the film at all ( other than some old photo of kitten in her heyday ) and and that some shave cream and a papier mache boulder be the sum total of the special fx . the meyer gal here be a bit long in the tooth or saggy in the chest and to put it kindly and although sheri dawn thomas and a bikini girl ooga booby ( . ) and do manage to and uh and stand out nicely . so why have i give this juvenile and unfunny and fail embarrassment of a movie 2 star instead of 1. to be succinct represent joe bob briggs . his voice over commentary in the special feature of the dvd i just watch be absolutely hilarious and especially when he pull out around 100 synonym for the word breast from the 1 and 000 plus on his web site canonical hooter list . the man be a national treasure and and he manage to upgrade this skeet of a disc to coaster status .