here a horror version of priscilla represent queen of the desert ( they wish . ) star melinda or mindy ( return of the living dead 3 ) clarke a candy and a desert dweller who pull off a bank heist with boyfriend johnny ( jason durr ) . he end up in a south of the border prison run by the sadistic chief screw ( an overacting robert englund in a toupee ) . she and her beloved pet poodle end up in hiding at a gas station convent until theyre transform by a newly fall meteor . the dogs turn into obnoxious drag queen bitch and candy develop a very long and talk and kill fork tongue she can not control . thug look for the steal loot and other assorted numbskulls add extra complication . first off and clarke be fantastic and make what there be to make of this movie . you watch her and see someone very funny during the slapstick scene and very convince during the horror scene and very sexy in various wig and disguise and include an eye popping and skin tight latex bodysuit . and wonder how come this actress isn not a huge star . it too bad the rest of this cult attempt doesn not live up to her promise . blame director or scripter sciamma and who think the outlandish premise alone be enough to sustain laugh . but his vulgar gag and annoy support character and stupid dialogue be no substitute for a real sense of humor . another nail in the coffin while the film look cheap and lot of garish color and set be strangely mute by muddy photography and the dusty desert locale . luckily for sciamma that clarke be in his film and because she alone keep you watch .