where do you begin with a movie as bad a this . do you mention the cast of unlikeable hero . the over the top acting . the dreadful script . no . you just say that anyone who pay money to see a film as poor a this need their head look at . i know i do . i respect those poor guy who saw it with little or no advance word from mag like empire ( usually a bad sign if a preview copy isn not available to the quality movie mag ) . however and cinemas really should start think about give out refund if the customer isn not happy with the finished product . i go three day after it open with two other mate . the only other person in the cinema be one bloke on his own . and that be on cheap night . either the ad campaign have fail dismally or word have spread through most of the country of just what a stinker this be . not since the day of the avenger ( 1998 ) have i felt so short change since watch a movie . if a mate come round with this on video in a few month make sure he pay your electricity bill while watch it . tara fitzgerald deserves an award for not crack up or walk off the set while keith allen retain some dignity amid the cinematic carnage while barry foster should have be arrest on the set for his performance and rhys ifans do his career no favour after the success of notting hill and only dani behr be halfway likeable a a busty secretary . mind you and consider she use to be in the word and any viewer expectation of her acting ability have to be pretty low to begin with . the production value aren not bad consider the obviously limited budget but that script be atrocious . if you want to hear a bunch of unlikeable character say fak . for a couple of hour then this should be right up your street . otherwise and bargepoles require .