so there an old security guard and a guy who die and then there kevin and the world big wuss . kevin want to impress his incredibly insensitive and bratty and and virginal girlfriend amy . a he return from work to . a random house . he find his friend and the sexually confusing red short kyle and the truly revolt sluttish daphne . they be soon join by daphne boyfriend and the trigger happy sex craze macho lunkhead nick . and there the title creature and horrid little dogeared puppet who kill people by give them their heart desire . kyle heart desire be to mate with a creepy and yucky woman in spandex . nick heart desire be to throw grenade in a grade school cafeteria i mean nightclub . kevin heart desire be to beat up a skinny thug with nunchucks . amy heart desire be to be a disgusting slut . daphne already a disgusting slut and so she doesn not have a heart desire . along the way a truly hideous band sings a truly odd song . the hobgoblin randomly go back to where they come from then blow up . citizen kane can not hold a candle to this true masterpiece of american cinema .