can anybody tell me where be the comedy . ( charlie sheen ) be a very weak comedian and ( thomas haden church ) be look so feeble ( with him . ) and and the whole thing be so thickheaded . they try to make a live comic book which turn out to be super bloody comic nightmare and it wasn not even funny . like the plan scene in the bathroom while it be so good with it cinematic imagination but there be nothing more . except pain . donald sutherland . his relationship with his daughter . this be actually a kind of work which they make it just to make it and earn some money from it and but it become such a crime when this money would be rob from the very u whom get deceive by so low art work and an entertainment have absolutely no entertainment at all . well and it would have be ugly if it be big production and star brando in his golden year with a real star . the sheen family in here . just be aware of that . anyone who find themselves admire this movie or god forbid love it . then you must go directly to therapy before you become more dangerous and hurt anybody else . ( brando ) undoubtedly be a genius but the movie isn not . and he wasn not intend to be one in here after read this for sure . but the main big problem be that no one else ever work in this thing try and or want and to be a small time smart or even good . ( sorry i be cry now . the movie torturing be unbelievable . ) . there be a scene where ( brando ) hitting ( mira sorvino ) by her shoe . that be so realistic . maybe he be see himself in her so he be punish himself for be in such a crap . for the milliard time represent this one could have be well ( or less bad . ) . the script and till the train heist and be nice and i just imagine that they would escape to have some chase like it another ( smokey and the bandit ) but with ( brando ) a the sheriff . in fact any of those chimera be much merciful than what i have watch . why this masterpiece do not receive any razzie award . you want to make me believe that there be low movie than this . i do not think so . it a situation where the razzie supervisor must himself win one for his negligence . martin sheen be here also a a guest star maybe for support his failure son but ironically the father be as failure a his son . and why be that . well . because i hate martin sheen maybe more than i hate comic movie weren not as good a it ambition . it not a comedy movie and no . it a horror one . and and i just hate horror movie especially those which have be propagandize a comic one . name good thing about it . hmmm . well and this one compare to another marlon brando monster movie ( the island of dr. moreau 1996 ) would be close to ( casablanca ) . p. s represent if you still want to know what be or who be precisely the bad and the ugly and the very ugly in this movie . just pray your last prayer and go watch it . may god help you .