whatever possess guy ritchie to remake wertmuller film be incomprehensible . this new film be a mess . there be one other person in the audience when i saw it and and she leave about an hour into it . ( i hope she demand a refund . ) the only reason i stay through to the end be because i have never walk out of a movie . but i sit through this piece of junk thoroughly flabbergast that madonna and ritchie could actually think they make a good film . the dialogue be laughable and the acting be atrocious and the only nice thing in this film be the scenery . ritchie take lina movie and turn it into another blue lagoon . this be a film that you wouldn not even waste time watch late night on cinemax . time be too precious to be waste on crap like this .