the infamous ed wood classic plan 9 from out space feature an indignant alien call the human race and . stupid . stupid and stupid stupid . i would have to say exhibit a in that trial would probably this movie and a ridiculously silly sci fi film . fall action star jean claude van damme return to a hit role for him from the original movie and luke and a former universal soldier who now work make really good universal soldier . while van damme be too big to reprise the role in the first two sequel and he be too small to do much of anything else by the time the fourth film in the universal soldier series come around . so and probably curse under his breath the whole way and he kick and grunt and scowl through ninety minute of explosion and karate kick . you will find plenty of mindless violence and but i would advise you get a coat check for your brain at the door when you start watch this thing . otherwise and you be liable to forget where you leave it by the time it over . luke be call into action against more universal soldier after a really really really evil computer name seth ( make hal look like ghandi ) turn all the other universal soldier into evil and remorseless killer . of course this be what these thing be program to do and but in this case they be kill their creator and not the enemy so that a problem . i love the dumb logic of this movie . logic that believe that a supercomputer would create a body for itself that look as ashamed a michael jai white do to be in this movie . logic that dictate that the creator of seth be a blue haired cyber stereotype geek who spout cliche more regularly than old faithful do steam . logic that have a climactic karate fight feature two character kick each other though ten separate pane of shatter glass in the span of three minute of screen time . the film also feature a daughter in peril character and wrestler bill goldberg a a wrestler disguise a a universal soldier and and a romance so tack on and i have to think the writer think tack on romance be actually a good thing . and when this movie end and it end . not a minute after a gigantic towering finale style explosion be the credit run . no epilogue and no where be they now and no final kiss and just explosion and hug and over . even the creator want to get out of this thing as soon a possible . while it no plan 9 and u representtr be a silly little trifle of an action movie that would be fun at party full of rowdy van damme fan who enjoy see their hero really reach new depth . not to be see on a serious stomach .