the sun be not shin and it be too wet to play and so i go to the movie and that cold and cold and wet date day . the cat in the hat be the name of the flick and and when it be over and my stomach be sick . mike myers play the cat and his humor be lame and and kid needn not see this and the humor be not tame . the film be like drinking milk and from a rabid cow and so it be fun to have fun and yet the filmmaker do not know how . this film and in short be atrocious . the acting be bad and the plot be tweak too much and and the humor be surprisingly very crude . it start with conrad and sally and a rule breaker and a future sheriff . when their mother have to go to work and she get mrs. kwan to babysit . possibly the lone funny part in the movie be when mrs. kwan be watch a taiwanese court room and a ` la c span . she soon fall asleep and and here come the cat . the film start to spiral out of control . the cat come to try to let the kid have some fun . he get thing 1 and thing 2 and who suddenly start trash the house . he improvise a tv infomercial and and accidentally slice his tail off . and when the cat go full carmen miranda and it not funny . possibly his only funny disguise be a a hippie activist . and there a fish who try warn the kid about the cat . too bad he do not warn u this film be as much fun a sour milk and or chop your tail off . soon the kid be outside look for the family dog and who have the key to a crate on his collar . if the crate be not lock soon and their house will be home to the cat universe . here it get a little more interesting and but not enough to save the film . the acting and overall and be horrible . mike meyers bring his brand of irreverent austin power humor to the cat and say thing like you dirty ho and imagine himself a a woman for the rest of his life after a whack in the testicle while pose a a pinata . spencer breslin be great a the trouble make conrad and and dakota fanning be cute a sally and though they alone be not enough to save this horrendous aortic dissection wait to kill john ritter ( accident wait to happen ) . alec baldwin slick and slimey lawrence quinn be disgust and ever try to woo the kid mom and who be play by kelly preston . and sean hayes be mr. humberfloob and mom bos and and be also the voice of the fish . the latter three be also bland . overall and if i be a parent i would not take my kid who be into potty humor and cause there plenty of it and more . save your $ 7 . 00 and see something else . a the late great dr. seuss once say and it be fun to have fun and but you have to know how . really and universal and stop . theodore already turn over in his grave . like my mom always say and curiousity kill the cat . the cat in the hat out of .