bad film ever and this be a statement that people here on imdb often throw around . whether it an uwe boll movie and bad classic like manos the hand of fate or the late no brain summer action fest from michael bay and people be often quick to jump to the sudden conclusion that on the board theyre post that there be nothing worse in the movie world . i envy these people and because theyre blissfully ignorant and unaware of how deep the rabbit hole of crap movie make really go . there be film out there so bad and so hideous and so unintentionally hilarious and so ridiculous that cults form around them to celebrate their awfulness and their discussion board be the kind place on the internet due to everyone agree unanimously that say film be really that bad . lady and gentleman and i present to you ben and arthur and an 85 minute gay epic that be so utterly bad that it a lot like a violent car crash and you know it awful but you can not stop look at it . the brainchild of self proclaim hollywood actor and director and may i add beached whale sam mraovich and this film be legendarily terrible . let me give you a hint of how ego driven this project be . mr mraovich not only direct this film and he write it and produce it and executive produce it and score it and edit it and then finally star in it . this be a man so blind by his own ego and so believing of his non existent genius that like someone with an ugly child he fail to recognise just how catastrophic his bastard creation really be . everything in this film fail on an epic level and the acting be the bad you will ever witness and the plot be the most ridiculous and the editing and cinematography be the most amateur and even the music be like nail on a chalkboard . i be aware i have go on a bit of a tangent here and but please believe me that this film be really as bad a i describe it and i would say this film be horse crap squish into a film reel and but the truth be it wasn not even shoot on film and it be shoot on a digital camcorder not much good than the one sit in your closet right now gather dust . don not get me wrong and i forgive low budget for film provide the concept be interesting and for example as much a i dislike it the blair witch project prove that low budget can still lead to an atmospheric interesting film . ben and arthur do not have a good concept to fall back on and even if this film be shoot on a budget of 20 million with hollywood fine actor it would still suck and the plot be that atrocious and and the character be even bad . one of the main character arthur who be portray by non other than sam mraovich be one of the most whiny loathsome little turd ever put in a film . you will dislike him within 5 minute of the start of the film and by the end of the film that hate will have turn into outright loathing . apparently mr mraovich forget that be suppose to root for the hero . i do not want to spoil all the gut bust hilarity you will experience watch this film ( which i urge you not to pay for ) so i will give you two tame mild example of how stupid this film be and tame and mild a in amongst the least offending mistake in the movie . in one cut we hear one of the main character say how they know a good lawyer and will give him a call the shot fade out then fade back in and this him they speak of early be actually a woman and quite a spectacular mistake to make in post production i think . the second be simple and second after see this transsexual lawyer the character be tell to fly to vermont and we then cut to a shot of a plane land amongst palm tree in a sunny area . i have never be to vermont personally but i be certain you would not find any palm tree there . imagine this kind of stupid amateur inconsistency stretch to nearly an hour and a half combine with ridiculous dialogue and plot and then multiply it by 10 and it still would not fully prepare you for ben and arthur . imagine the absolute bad film you have see in your life and imagine it be even bad and you still would not be on the same level a ben and arthur and this film be really that bad . however we should be glad in a way and film like this be a true rarity . they give u hope that one day we can become film maker ourselves or that we can be screenwriter . simply because we will have a new found sense of confidence due to the fact that we will know that nothing we produce no matter how amateur could be as much of a suck fest a this . the real bad movie of all time have finally be discover and and it be call ben and arthur .