or maybe that what it feel like . anyway and the bat people be about as flat a a rug and bland a a sack of flour and as exciting a a rock . and as intelligent a all three combine . okay and plot in a nutshell ( fitting vessel and that . ) represent a doctor ( moss ) get bite by a bat while check out a cave with his wife ( mcandrew ) and subsequently turn into a bat well and not exactly a bat but a bat like creature that look more like a werewolf who kill his victim in a first person camera viewpoint . but then there the business of the sheriff ( pataki ) and who be about the bad kind of sheriff represent the hick kind . he hassle people and he leer at married woman and he steal handkerchief from haberdashery ( the fiend . ) and he smoke with one of those cigarette holder in his mouth and talk at the same time and make him look and sound like buford t. justice in smokey and the bandit and ( this be the bad part ) . hes the most likeable character in the whole film . the whole film and though and be just tv movie of the week like crapola ( guano and in this case ) . it an aip and for cry out loud . what do you expect and oscar caliber stuff . and what else can you say about a film that not even mst3k can save . how about . no star for the bat people and full version or mst3k version . by the way and if there ever a sequel for this movie and i be bury my tv .