54 be a film about a club with that very title in the setting of the 70 era . it feature the classic good look bartender . the sexy female . the high powered owner . the partying . when all entwine together chaos ensues and and the bartender ( play by phillipe ) seem to be at the brunt of it all . i be go to be a blunt and honest a possible and whilst avoid any outright unfair or untrue comment ( like and it an ok film ) . i really do find it a completely dire film compliment by it dire cast . every time i sit down to watch a film cast salma hayek and i be always await to see her beauty and radiantly express simultaneously with a great performance and but and reality invariably remind me quite abruptly how utterly talentless she be . i mean and really and what have she ever bequeath the mass with and other than her immense table dance in from dusk till dawn . the same go for ryan phillippe and another poor actor who give nothing to the screen but his good look and insanely dull facade otherwise know a act . mike myers and isn not quite as bad a these 2 and he do at least give the film something worthy . play the seedy and extroverted co founder of the 54 club . the type that the majority watch would hate ( i. e. job well do ) and he put in a somewhat convincing performance that give me rare enjoyment from the flick . but ala and it be not enough to rescue the film from it baseless and flat nothingness . most bad bad film i find something to take from the film and but this have nothing to it and really . neve campbell isn not too bad and but she be just there . the storyline be dull and it appear the writer be more bent on make a film of this style and embellishment and forget to add anything else . any meaning . any class . anything at all . because like most ornament and they be just hollow pointless object and that be merely pretty to look at and much akin to the basis of this disastrous film . genuinely an hour and a half of time i could have spend well do something much more exciting and like talk to 90 year old relative on the phone about the weather .