a friend of mine give me this movie . a friend of mine be now in a hospital be a team of doctor be try to surgically remove a dvd case from his . i get quit excite by the prospect of an other michael chabon movie . after all his novel have bring me much entertainment and previous screenplay adaptation be great and but boy and be i wrong . first off the people that do the casting must have be asleep whilst do so . i imagine the casting go something like this . tell me and do you like fish . yes i enjoy fish very much . wonder full and youre hire . have some money . than there be the script . i have read chabon and who i hope go blind before he could see this piece of dong and and it have absolutely nothing to do with his novel . i be not quit sure why it annoy me like it do and but it might have something to do with the fact that listen to a speech impair 90 year old drunk duck hunter with a right cranial lobe dysfunction would have be a treat in comparison to the one liners these 2nd degree model massacre kid spat out . this be an actual line from the movie while if you tell me something that you have never say out loud to anyone before and than this moment become unique . unique . do it . do it really . off course not you plank . please pas me the imodium . i will have a whole ing strip . the directing be . well . i have get nothing . maybe rawson marshall thurber just get word his grandmother explode or something . stick to direct comedy . no stick to direct commercial . this movie be so horrible it leave me bang my head against a wall so hard it bring me back to the stone age . i give it 2 star because i do not wan na be the guy that watch a 1 star movie .