on the 1998 summer blockbuster hit baseketball ( 1998 ) represent this be one of those movie that be usually see on the big jumbo tron screen in a sport bar during the day when everyone be quite drunk . unfortunately and i be sober when i saw this movie . so quote the late gene siskel for this lame brain and suppose yukfest that come out two week after the far superior there something about mary in a one upmanship game during july of 1998. mary be a gross out fest and but in addition to the many gag and it have a lot of heart and which be why it be the high grossing comedy of that memorable summer . baseketball try to outdo mary and but it fizzle in more way that one . you take the creator of south park and trey parker and matt stone and who be fortunately not behind the movie but in front of the camera and the only member of zaz david zucker helm the picture in desperate need of a paycheck and and the other two jim abraham and jerry zucker clearly stay out or probably warn him against the picture and a small bit by now 90 year young ernest borgnine and waste his precious time in his distinguished career and die on a hotdog and singing i be too sexy a he videotape his will and jenny mccarthy and who have little screen time a borgnine not too weep trophy widow young enough to be his granddaughter and a big female part by yasmine bleeth a a dedicated social worker whose charge be underprivileged youngster and and the only interesting and meaningful player in this turkey and robert vaughn a a corrupt archrival and and pointless cameo by airplane . alumnus kareem abdul jabaar and the late robert stack who seem nostalgic for the 1980 masterpiece and it much fresher humor create by the zaz family . what do all these people make up . a desperate cast and crew try to replicate airplane . humor and mix it up with the crudity of south park and but fail in every way . to make this long 100 minute movie short and baseketball and a real game invent by david zucker and his friend in his hometown of milwaukee and be about two lazy loser ( parker and stone ) and their pint size mutual friend who invent baseball and basketball ( hence the title ) together on the driveway of one house . after borgnine dy and he bequeath the ownership of his baseketball team and the milwaukee beer to parker and stone . sure enough and the game go national and and archrivals vaughn and mccarthy want to take away ownership of the beer team from them . but bleeth be in love with both men and particularly parker and and one poor and sick charge in need of a liver transplant go ga ga over them . those be the character and not strongly develop . now witless gag ensue . blood and electroshock hair and egg throwing and screaming be among them . parker and stone nearly kill the youngster in the hospital and but he pull through the liver transplant . borgnine sings and rub ointment on his chest in the videotaped will . mccarthy and who seem to get over borgnine death by choke on a frank right away and quickly massage vaughn in the next scene . cheerleader dance in skimpy outfit . there be plenty of music on the soundtrack that be play for the hard of hearing . and david zucker force the parody of riverdance and titanic . parody forcing be nothing new to zaz and post airplane . and the naked gun series . and like siskel and i be sober as well and but i be also get sleepy . this movie should be play over and over to coarse mannered barroom patron who enjoy it a they chug down beer and but will they remain alert and awake and or pass out during the unfunny part . if they pass out and then they would not realize that they be luckily miss stupidity and absurdity . hat off to them .