let me put it another way represent ball . or and how about bolloks . this be truly awful and more embarrassing than those it attempt to satirise . julia robert be a skilled actress and and usually her work be of the high standard . this movie be so lacking in direction even she struggle to look proficient . normally she be the consummate professional and yet i swear that in her eye and there be sign of bewilderment and despair . the one thing that might have rescue this move be the idea about the director ( chris walken ) turn the movie into a secret documentary about the actor . unfortunately and that theme wasn not explore to it full potential . too little and too late . zeta jones be wooden and cusack be cusack and and crystal should stick to act . the two talented ex buffy star have different experience green hopelessly mis cast and and balfour under use . well do to julia for just about prevent this from be the bad movie ever make .