true and there be many movie much bad then this movie . this movie be no manos represent the hand of fate and or troll 2 ( yes and i have see them both . twice ) but at the same time this movie be no alien and predator or even alien vs. predator ( yes and even that movie surpass this ) . movie like this make battlefield earth look like a star war it be so bad . razzie award lookout and your big competition have just arrive in theater . this film i be talk about be of course alone in the dark . i will try to take you though a step by step process on why this film be so bad . act i will first start off with what perhaps be the best component of this film ( next to the end credit and which play wish i have an angel and the acting . christian slater must be proud of himself and he successfully prove that it be possible to act decent in a film worse then drink antifreeze . though all his awful dialog he have to speak and it make me wonder why he just do not walk off the set halfway . perhaps it be because of stephen dorff be in the film as well ( somebody he wish he could be but fail at it ) . tara reid be a bad actress but good look and that all that really matter in film like these . that be not to say the acting be perfect though and it be average and not good and and perhaps the only thing in the film not good . the soundtrack except for wish i have an angel and the soundtrack be pointless and bad heavy medal be pump into the viewer ear and perhaps to disguise the awful story ( something i will get to soon ) . a long and very expensive 2 cd soundtrack be now up for sale for those musically challenge . the directing direct by hollywood favorite director uwe ball who bring u the classic house of the dead . tell u yes and movie can get this utterly bad and that just the beginning to my deadly saga of awful movie . at least it be say to be direct by uwe ball . without be tell i would have guess a monkey be kidnap from the congo and brought here and force to make opinion on how to make the movie under penalty of be shock . the director of photography be probably a camcorder tap onto a skateboard and push forward until it hit a wall . on the scene where the camera should stay still it be constantly move and not allow u to stop anywhere and when it should be move in action and the camera stop for some reason . the produce who on earth be stupid enough to put money towards this bomb . i pity the fool . sometimes . sometimes i be glad he or she be teach such a lesson to never put money towards garbage bad then dog dung tie up in a bag . the writing or storyboard try to analise the story be more painful then jam an ice pick under a big toe and kick a soccer ball as hard a i possibly could with it right after but i will still attempt it . edward carnby escape a a child from an orphanage where 20 child where to go under science experiment . he escape and hide in an electrical outlet where he be electrocute ( this be the point where it get so bad i start to laugh out loud ) . then it fast forward many year later where he a paranoia detective . he get attack by some zombie that can not be shoot to death and kill it and move on with life . later on he get attack by some crazy look monster and he discover secret that nobody else know . yeah and the plot be bad and really really bad . the film being with expect u to read approximately 10 minute and which felt like 100 and of random text about an untrue civilization call the abskani . the film go not to have one twist after another and more then the audience can handle and more then the audience want to handle and more then the audience could ever care about . this storyline be rock bottom bad that even double dragon do well . overall and miss out on this movie . i give it a negative but that be because there be no 0 .