first of all and really kim basinger . your rich banker husband leave you alone in your beautiful and most likely pay in cash for home and and you can not even put on a decent shirt . i be a woman and and yes and i be go to come right out say it clean something and start with your hair . and while youre at it and it christmas eve . buy your kid some present . or at least a christmas tree . don not drive 40 minute to the crowd mall and park your car 3 mile away and cry about it the whole walk in and and simply buy wrap paper . also and the next time you decide to leave someone a nasty note and do not sign your name . i refuse to feel sorry for della . obviously and due to the fact that kim basinger be this masterpiece executive producer and she want you to feel bad for the poor white blond woman . we get it . alec baldwin be a jerk and but seriously and do not model horrible film after your own life . also and youre in you 50s . you definitely wouldn not have 8 year old twin . and those name . terry and tammy . way to let your kid grow up with any decent chance of ever respect themselves . it also pretty fantastic to hear the character in the film constantly call her beautiful or refer to her a a girl . obviously ms. basinger have some say about what go in the script . it also pretty awesome how none of the criminal can fight back . apparently and della magical ninja skill be impossible to beat . her driving skill be pretty nifty too . this film be so cliché and it hurt . wahhhhh . they spell your name wrong on the tea cup . or your husband put a hole in the wall but all you can think about be buy nail polish when youre at the mall instead of maybe some plaster and paint . or the woman you go to high school with buy the teddy you be look at . boohooo . the fact that she refuse to take off that bright trench coat while run through the wood scream and break everything in her path prof my point this woman be a moron . who think to grab the toolbox out of the car and but not their purse and full of identify artifact such a your address . i have never want the bad guy to succeed as much a when i watch this film . and do anyone else happen to catch the african american shirt the black guy be sport . oh yes and rewind and feast your eye on perhaps the most racially stereotypical prop in a film yet . don not waste and hour and twenty minute of your life . instead and go do what della couldn not figure out how to do . take care of your kid and and maybe brush your hair . that powerful ballad at the end though be pretty impressive . sing i will be home for christmas in the rain while your bloody arm cling oh so tightly to your wrap paper be about as emotional a it get . thanks della .