note represent i couldn not force myself to actually write up a constructive review of prom night . it just can not be do . instead and i go through what i think about while watch the movie . thing that i think about while watch prom night represent i be so tired of those dream where these elaborate death will take place and only for the main character to wake up right before she bite it . of course and when i say elaborate death and i mean off screen throat slash or stab in the stomach . didn not the whole it just a dream thing get ruin by dallas . speaking of which and i wonder if a couple stab in the gut will cause immediate death . the film be only ten minute into and i can already count the horror clichés on two hand . not a good sign . even after just meet the protagonist boyfriend and i be convince he will die . anybody want to place bet . the killer in this movie be a teacher that be obsess with the main character and donna . ( by the way and do anybody think that donna be a horrible name for a main character in a horror film . ) he spend three year in a maximum security prison before break out and find donna celebrate her high school prom . while there be no accounting for taste and i seriously wonder who would take all that time to stalk somebody as dull a donna . high school allow prom to take place at hotel and doesn not keep track of the student . apparently student be perfectly able to buy a hotel room and go in and out a they please . i suppose if this plot point wasn not in place and the movie would be 90 minute of people be bore out of their mind and randomly bite the dust whenever they go to the bathroom . i suppose the trade off for their excitement be my utter boredom with everything . i have already play count the piece of chew bubble gum under the seat and guess how much money i have in my wallet and i be only in the 20 minute mark . how else will i entertain myself . note to self represent don not forget milk and bread on the way home . dear screenwriter represent you have use up enough false scare to get through this movie and every other horror remake this year . the 1980 version of this film wasn not that good but compare to this remake it be like citizen kane and or at least the godfather . it have jamie lee curtis in one of her many post halloween horror flick and it do have a little twist at the end . i miss jamie lee . i wish she would act more . apparently at prom there isn not much dance go on . instead the girl get in fight with their boyfriend over where they plan to attend college . i hear all these college be bring up by name and and i can not help but wonder who these girl have to cheat off of on the entrance exam to get in . the killer must carry a bag of really effective cleaning supply and wipe up his mess between scene . that the only logical explanation for why he could stab somebody to death on the carpet or in the bathroom and by the time somebody go up to the hotel room and there be no trace of a struggle . ( on another side note represent this be a very lazy killer . michael myers go hunt after his victim . just say . ) it official represent the entire audience in the theater be root on the killer . what trigger it . be it whenever donna go back up to her hotel room while siren be go off order everybody to exit the building . be it her constant dream and and how even after go through something dramatic in say dream she insist on reenact her step to a tee . or be it brittany snow unconvincing performance . i will have to say it be all of the above . okay and who have he die off screen in the third act . you win the pot . finally and the movie be over . my friend turn to me and say donna wasn not too smart . that the understatement of the week . kind of like say that a tornado be a small gust of wind and or a week long power outage be a slight inconvenience . i can not wait to get on rotten tomato and see if anybody give this move a favoring review . i can not recommend this . i refuse to recommend this . this be a lazy of a horror film a any and and the only way to enjoy it cheese smelling plot be if you be under the influence of at least ten beer . and unfortunately for theater patron and alcohol isn not serve . rating represent out of .