when i tell people that i review movie a a hobby and the first thing they say be what do you think of such and such movie . there be a couple of problem here . firstly and there be the probable chance that i have not see it and thus and i ruin my reputation . secondly and i could trash the movie in question without realise that it actually their favourite . lastly and i could be give dvds to watch so they can judge my opinion . thus and i find myself sit before the convent which be the sort of film i would ignore completely give the choice but unable to avoid here . more the pity because this frankly dreadful horror be about as scary a a box of kitten . follow well worn clichés and the convent focus on a bunch of american high school student on a trip to an abandon convent on a mission to get stone and lay and mildly spook . but you will never guess what happen next . a group of cannibalistic demonic nun emerge from the cobweb who proceed to pick the kid off one by one in classic horror movie tradition . will any of them survive and more importantly and haven not you get good thing to worry about . the only thing that save the convent from be a total waste of time be the fact that nobody be really take this tosh seriously with the exception of coolio bizarre cameo a a hyperactive cop with an itchy trigger finger . it far too amuse to be properly frighten the zombie cheerleader who make chipmunk noise for no reason and the day glo paint job that appear when you become a zombie but what really kill it a a horror be the fact that you can instantly tell when someone be go to jump out and get messily murder . but even if they be try and i still doubt that it would work demonic nun wear the sort of make up you would see in the buffy the vampire slayer tv show aren not really that scary . the scary thing about this movie really be that over 10 % of voter give this a maximum score . i mean and i know it funny but i hardly split my side . to be honest and i have have more fun in a dentist . the convent isn not really a horror movie a such . it more of a comedy horror like scary movie or shaun of the dead but youre laughing at it instead of with it . i honestly can not recommend this to anybody except the family of the cast and crew but even then and i doubt very much they would enjoy it . i do not enjoy the so bad that it good genre i personally feel that if the film maker can not be bother to salvage a turkey then i shouldn not bust a gut try to watch it . yes and it a bad film and yes and they really should have go home and do something more constructive . a rubik cube and for example . the dvd box have two price sticker one for £4 . 99 and a reduced price of £3 . but it be sell for £1 and that should tell you everything you need to know about this poxy and cheap and awesomely bad flick . sorry if you do like it but the convent really be a pile of unholy crap .