dr. seuss would sure be mad right now if he be alive . cat in the hat prove to show how movie production can take a classic story and turn it into a mindless pile of goop . we have mike myers a the infamous cat in the hat and big mistake . myers prove he can not act in this film . he act like a prissy show girl with a thousand trick up his sleeve . the kid in this movie be all right and somewhere in between the line of dull and annoying . the story be just like the original with a couple of tweak and like most movie base on other story and never tweak with the original story . bringing in the evil neighbor quin be a bad idea . he be a stupid villain that would never get anywhere in life . this movie be like a reject comic strip from the newspaper if you think about it . the film sure do look tacky . sure there be a funny adult joke like where the cat cut of his tail and the censor go off before he say a naughty word and mildly funny . at least the grinch have spunk and and the film be actually good . this film be a cartoonish piece of snot with bright color and bad mediocre act . be mike myers even in this movie actually . and another thing and the fish . what be with that stupid fish . first time you see him and he an actual fish . next time you see him and he all animate and talk . but he look like an animated piece of rubber play dough . this film be a total off target wreck . good joke and bad joke and bad and bad and bad and good joke . i be surprise it even have good joke like the water park ride joke and that be good . so please if you have the choice and watch the grinch instead of this mess .