clock in at an interminable three hour and twenty minute and salaam e ishq be a pretty but superficial comic soap opera from india that regale u with six interwoven tale of romantic love ( which be at least four tale too many in my estimation ) . film like a cross between an mtv music video and a super bowl beer commercial and the movie be a sprawling mishmash of exotic setting and dazzle color and sexy showgirl and high stepping song and dance number and dream and fantasy sequence and wink character aside and corny dialogue and way over the top comical performance all pretty much standard issue stuff when it come to bollywood happening these day . it an exhaust chore just try to keep all the character straight a they dance and prance and preen their way through the incomprehensible storyline . there plenty for the viewer to feast his eye on here not least of all all the drop dead gorgeous woman but he will need the patience of job to get him all the way through it .