van dien must cringe with embarrassment at the memory of this ludicrously poor film and a indeed must every single individual involve . to be honest i be rather embarrass to admit i watch it from start to finish . production value be somewhere between the original series of crossroad and prisoner cell block h. most five year old would be able to come up with more realistic dialogue and a more plausible plot . a for the acting performance and if you can imagine the most rubbish porno you have ever see one of those one where the action be pad out with some interminable tory to explain how some pout old peroxide blonde boiler have come to be get spit roast by a couple of bloke with moustache you will have some idea of the standard of act in maiden voyage . bad still and you can not even fast forward to the sex scene and because there aren not any . an appallingly dreadful film .