i have a high tolerance level for crap and so i be look forward to this . it do not disappoint . apparently base on sheridan le fanu classic carmilla and it follow a father and daughter hunt a female vampire who and luckily and happen to be travel with them . then we have santa claus ( or the general and a he like to be call here ) run over random zombie . do i mention there be a zombie outbreak . the dead be return to life but nobody seem too concerned . we have construction worker zombie and soldier zombie and even st. trinian schoolgirl zombie . apparently santa claus be look for his daughter who have be turn into a vampire . oh wait there be no vampire and the girl be in a lunatic asylum and carmilla be her nurse and or be she . the zombie be back and santa mad . lesbian sex and i like vampire and i like zombie but i especially like lesbian sex . nothing like some simulated cunnilingus to get the juice flow . when be we go to see vampire fight zombie . be she a vampire or be she a lunatic . or both . be carmilla a hot sexy lesbian vampire or a nurse . more cunnilingus and you can never have enough cunnilingus . here come the st. trinian zombie . chainsaw time . more lesbian sex then the zombie kill and eat the vampire . i guess the zombie win and or do they . plot . who need a plot when you have get lesbian vampire and schoolgirl zombie . and cunnilingus .