wes craven and you be have a laugh . at our expense . the red eye plot be preposterous . we be confront by a guy who have apparently spend 8 week watch a girl and who then turn up at an airport behind her and flirt and chat her up successfully and somehow wangle a seat next to her in a two seat space and not trap in the middle of a five seat row ( contact at check in . ) and be cheezily nice during a painfully slooooow build up . then and once up in the air and in a confined space and surround by stranger and he immediately start threaten the vacuous and if super efficient and rachel mcadams and say tosh like we get ya daddy and do what i say and or poppa get it . well and forgive me and but do not they already have her daddy ready for slaughter so you good oughta long before she step on the plane and therefore wouldn not it have be oh and sooooooo much simpler to simply snatch the gal off the street and terrorise her in a room somewhere and forget the complicate and insecure dad plot and pull her nail out or whatever until she make the all important call require . or even cos this be the movie and we need a few unreal twist keep the dumb dad in distress thing intact if you must and but dress it up well so that hold him in harm way until the convoluted plot have be conclude make some sense and without the plane dumbdown . alternatively and without want to sound like an actual thinking terrorist or assassin couldn not the massive bazooka missile thang employ have be far more easily use on and say and a car drive down the highway and with the politician inside and rather than the 50th story of a miami seafront hotel and from a fishing boat ( mind you and a we already know and security in miami be lax and so they will speed away ) . i know and i know and far more fun to go through watch a pretty girl for 8 week and burgle her dad house to steal his wallet ( that somehow star trek style get transport from miami to texas instantly ) in order to perhaps get her to arrange for a politician to change hotel room and and and and and . well and a thousand thing could go wrong here and each one entirely destroy the big plan and so why not slim the element down to a sensible handful and such a 1. bazooka . 2. car . 3. boom . my 50 minute drive home from the cinema be spend highlight the abundance of flaw and stupid cod hitchcockian twist and which sadly be the best fun of the whole sorry experience . and a for security back at miami airport . we have an apparently crazy and violent girl run off a plane and chase by cop and who during the chase sit down to have a coffee and move elsewhere to read a magazine at a bar and then run again like crazy up and down the whole terminal . by now also chase by crazed cillian murphy ( no cctv then . i have gun pull on me for park in the wrong place for 10 second at miami airport a couple of year back ) . so instead of speak to the cop her ally or get on the blower at a call box direct to her dad to warn him his life be in danger and mcadams prefers instead to steal a people carrier off a family in the airport forecourt ( call the damned security . ) and drive home to daddy and mow down the assassin with the vehicle in the front garden of the house and in a rich neighbourhood watch district and crush the front porch in the process an act which actually slightly wake dad up from an afternoon snooze and after about a minute and yet which somehow fail to register with neighbour who aren not even mildly curious and thus ensure 15 more minute of hide and seek shenanigan a the duo run around the vast hollodeck type house . dohhh and it actually hurt to keep think about it all cillian ( surely rename silly un for do this one . ) preposterously turn from ice assassin to comically unhinged ( and inept ) lunatic killer at the end and this theoretically ruthless despatcher of human life now allow the dad to live so that he can watch his daughter get her goose cook . i would better stop and because the stream of drivel i be write here must sound as uncoordinated a the red eye script . if ms mcadams hadn not be allow to get on the plane in the first place the title could have be alter and from red eye to no eye and dear . rr .