usually and i do not think hollywood production be fit to be call film and so i call them amovies instead . but this piece of elephant manure and be not even fit to be call a movie and hence the quote in the title . where shall i start . 1. if this isn not the start of geriatric casting and it sure be the epitome of it . stefanie power be suppose to play someone even less than half her age and she suppose to play an 18 year old and and she be forty eff two . 2. a horrible and stupid mindless portrayal of paris and france and where we see cliché character such a represent the sympathetic grumpy shop owner and the bitchy queen of model and the fairy god mother ex queen of model and etc . this film be surpass only in this respect by the da vinci code and ( which reviewers correctly determine be a comedy ) . 3. it highly and utterly ridiculous to have no nudity in a film about a time and a place where nudity be so common place and especially if the whole focus be about that4 . the horrible accent . 5. the nana mouskouri elevator music . i could go on and but i think this be enough . and i be able to make these observation after watch this crap for just half an hour and while surf the internet and talk to my friend about math equation . i mean . i invite everyone to add to my list . positive . representp representd .