lame and lame and lame . a 90 minute cringe fest that 89 minute too long . a set ripe with atmosphere and possibility ( an abandon convent ) be squander by a stinker of a script fill with clunky and witless dialogue that strain oh so hard to be hip . mostly it just embarrass and and the attempt at gonzo horror fall flat ( a sample of this movie dialogue represent after demonstrate her artillery and fast dolly shoot to a closeup of barbeau vigilante character she represent ` any question . hyuck hyuck hyuck ) . bad acting and idiotic and homophobic joke and judge from the creature effect and it look like the director watch ` the evil dead way too many time . i owe my friend big time for rent this turkey and subject them to ninety waste minute they will never get back . what a turd .