i do not know what some of you be smoke and but i suspect it potent . to call sweep away awful would be an insult to the very concept of terribleness . the acting be hideous and i be not pick on madonna here and we all know she useless and but someone should have warn everyone else that her ailment be contagious . my back literally hurt from cringe so much at poorly deliver line . the editing be so sloppy and it beggar description . the photography and composition ( which in this era and competence should be a give for any film with a budget ) be astonishingly inept and even the lighting be horrid and unnatural look . these be basic element of filmmaking and if you can not get them right and you should seek another line of work . it as contrive a a grade 3 production of snow white and except nowhere near as well make or interesting . the original film by lina wertmueller be a wonderful satire and metaphor and superbly act and write and feature breathtaking visuals you can practically taste the sea salt and feel the windswept sand in your hair . the sexual tension feel real and immediate . those of you who find guy ritchie version deplorable and should see it and it really be one of the landmark of world cinema . those of you who think the remake be some kind of masterpiece should have your head examine .