it hard to tell if noonan and marshall be try to ape abbott and costello and martin and lewis and curley and larry and or some other comedy team and but whoever it be they be try to imitate and they fail miserably . there barely one weak laugh in this whole incredibly stupid picture . noonan ( who help write the alleged script ) and marshall have no chemistry whatsoever while marshall seem to be try for a dean martin type of devil may care coolness and but he doesn not come even remotely close . god know what noonan think he be do and but be funny sure wasn not it . he seem to think that flap his arm and legs a lot and star dumbly at everyone and everything be the height of screen comedy while maybe for him it be and but not for the audience . i remember see this in the theater when it come out . it be on the bottom of a double bill with a three year old jeff chandler western ( pillar of the sky and which be pretty good ) and a three stooge short ( sappy bullfighter and which wasn not ) and and about 20 minute into this thing all the kid in the audience be throw stuff at the screen while it be so staggeringly unfunny that it do not even measure up to the bad of the three stooge short . i stay around for the end of it ( not that i want to and but my folk weren not due to pick me up until after the movie end ) and and by the time this mess be over and i be the only one in the theater . i saw it again about 15 or so year ago on cable one night and and stick around to watch it to see if it be as bad a i remember . it be worse . the only thing it have go for it be julie newmar and who be a smokingly hot a ever while other than her and this thing have absolutely nothing to recommend it . the two of them also play japanese soldier and and the way they do it make jerry lewis infamous playing of japanese character a thick lensed and buck toothed and gibber mental defectives look benign by comparison . marshall go on to host hollywood square and and noonan keep try his hand at make movie and but most of them be almost as bad a this . not quite and though and a i do not think anything could be quite as bad a this . a truly pathetic waste of film . don not waste your time on it .