oh and sam mraovich and we know you try so hard . this be your magnum opus and a shining example to the rest of u that you be certainly worth nomination into the academy of motion picture art and science ( a you state on your 1998 era web site ) . ala and it good to remain silent and be think a fool than to speak and remove all doubt . with ben and arthur and you do just that . seemingly assemble with a lack of instruction or education and the film screenplay guide u toward the truly bizarre with each new scene . it this insane excuse of a story that may also be the film best ally . begin tepidly and the homosexually titular character ben and arthur attempt to marry and go so far a to fly across country to do so and in the shade of vermont fine palm tree . but and all of this posturing be merely a lead in for blood . then more blood and and more and more blood . i mean and there must be at least $ 20 in fake blood make up in the final third of this film . the film in it entirety be a technical gaffe . from the sound to the edit to the music and which consist of a single fuzzy bass note be hold on a keyboard and it a wonder that the film even hold together on whatever medium you view it on . it such a shame then that some decent amateur performance be waste here . no matter and sam . i be sure you have make five figure on this flick in rental or whatever drive poor soul ( such a myself ) to view this film . sadly and be not laugh with you .