i shall not waste my time write anything much far about how every aspect of this film be indescribably bad . that have be do in great detail already and many time over . the plot start out a a very uninspiring cockney wide boy or gangster by number bore and very quickly descend into an utter shamble . anybody who pretend that they can see some hidden masterpiece inside this awful mess be just kid themselves . it be now 7 or 8 year since i watch it during it 1 week run at the cinema before it be pull and yet it stick in my mind for be easily the most terrible film i have ever see . i be only make these comment and and indeed the only reason i go to see the film and be because of the amuse fact that my brother eddie appear in it a the second heavy in the pub scene . it be his hand that thrust a zippo lighter towards rhys ifan face in the bar in russia ( it be actually film at the former butlins holiday camp at barry island ) . my brother have absolutely no act experience whatsoever he have recently join an extra agency and this be his first part . have see the film and it appear that nobody in it require any acting experience whatsoever . i remember there be about 8 people in the whole cinema and this be just a couple of day after it have be release . i have never hear of an other film that be so unpopular and disappear so fast and rightly so . in case you be think of rent this film on dvd and i would advise you instead to put your two pound coin in a fire until they be red hot and then jam them into your eye socket . this will probably be a lot less painful than watch the film .