now and i have see a lot of bad movie . i like bad movie . especially bad action movie . i have see ( and enjoy ) all of jean claude van damme movie and include the one where he his own clone and both of the one where he play twin and and all three where he a cyborg . i actually own the one where he play a fashion designer and have a fight in a truck full of durian . ( hey and if nothing else and he get a great as and you almost always get to see it . with dvd and you can even pause and zoom in . ) that why you can trust me when i say that this movie be so bad and it make plan 9 look like citizen kane . everything about snake eater be bad . the plot be bad . the script be bad . the set be bad . the fight be bad . the stunt be bad . the fx be bad . the acting be spectacularly and earth time bendingly bad and very probably showcasing the bad performance of every so call actor in the cast and include lorenzo lama and and that really say something . and i would be willing to bet everyone involve with this movie be lousy in bed and to boot . especially lorenzo lama . it do manage to be unintentionally funny and so it not a total loss . however and i recommend that you watch this movie only if you be either a congenital idiot or very and very stoned . i be able to sit through it myself because i need to watch something to distract me from rinse cat urine out of my laundry . it do not help much and but it be well than nothing . one point for ron palillo cameo a a gay arsonist .