how could i best express my feeling about this movie represent hideous . a headache . lack of coherent writing . plain stupidity . try all of the above for this travesty . and that just for the direction . story . well i guess there be a story . two dumb blonde look for a job after they crash a plane into a golf course . they be mistake for a world renounce assassin ( sarcasm ) and be hire by two amobsters . one think take him out mean a date and and the other get the minor actor she dream of . and of course and the turtle reserve for the farting turtle and that they build with the casino winning . sound like all this could be funny . guess again . they try to make it funny and but it not . film sequence aren not well do . i have see well film in hong kong movie . visuals be average for a late 80 film . but the problem be that it a 2007 movie . not worth my time to ever watch this again . it still doesn not beat danny glover out movie from the early 80 a the bad movie of all time and but then again that film be in a class of it own . f .