if i only have one camera that be accidentally glue to the floor and enough film for only one take of each shot and and then lose all that film and have to scrounge up some buck to buy a few digital video tape and and be force to make an over 2 hour movie about the french revolution and and also do not have any set and have to have my 4 year old autistic son paint the background and and also the only actor i could find be the people who do not make the audition of that year soap opera and and i be also force to not use any music in the entire film and and also the zoom function on the camera do not work except for one time when it accidentally start zoom in and couldn not stop and oh and if i hat my audience and then i might make something kind of like this awful and yet mistakenly hilarious and hell worthy waste of time . the almost grand look but completely fake look backdrop remind me of some of george lucas late creation and which make it so much more disappointing because through the whole movie and there be that little glimmer of hope in the back of my mind that the film would climax in a lightsaber duel or space laser battle . i do not mean to spoil the movie for those who haven not see it and but that not how it end . the only thing i can think of that waste more time than watch this movie be write this review . peace .