fungicide be quite possibly the most incompetent and embarrassing and pitiful film i have ever see . the acting be criminal and the direction practically non existent and and the special effect presumably put together by unleash a monkey with learn difficulty on a defenceless laptop computer . far be it from me to stifle creativity and but i actually believe thing like this shouldn not be make . i be sure the film maker will say that and yes and the film be hamper by a low ( a in nothing ) budget but in that case they just really shouldn not have bother . a it be and they have offer the world something so dire and so execrable and that only imbecile could get the mere shade of enjoyment from it . start the movie it wasn not a though i be expect citizen kane or anything . i be expect a low budget little horror with perhaps a modicum of inventiveness and a hint of fun and and even some energy . what i get be the cinematic equivalent of a used handkerchief . the plot . well and our leering antihero scientist and who work in his parent basement and be see manically stir some goo in a cup . apparently and such high level science be the end result of year of research . his parent then send him off to a strange hotel type place in the countryside to relax . there be some other people there and who be simply too awful to write about . anyway and the scientist drop his test tube onto some mushroom and soon the mushroom grow and kill some people . ( wow and i be get suicidal just write the plot summary ) . our hero save the day by detonate a barrel of balsamic vinegar ( by attach a fuse really a piece of string to it ) . the barrel unaccountably explode with the power of a small nuclear weapon and destroy all the mushroom . the end . ( thank goodness ) . that summary be as good a the film get ( and actually make it sound a lot more interesting than it actually be ) . it really should never have get past this stage of development ( by which i mean a plot outline scribble on the back of an envelope with crayon ) . somebody should have really step in and give someone a vigorous shake and say no . and those special effect . well and theyre special all right . this be cgi go crazy . and do by a person who i can only assume believe the bicycle pump to be the pinnacle of modern technology . and when the mushroom monster be not in the style of a 1984 home computer graphic package and they be represent by actor shuffle along cover in a sheet ( i kid you not ) . one of the most inexcusable thing about the movie be it laziness . this can be sum up by the scene in which the hero spin his gun ( a la clint eastwood ) and then fail miserably to get them in his pocket . i mean come on and a couple of retake and he could have pull it off and but just to leave it a it be really weak . i can not believe money be spend on this camcorder shot rubbish . the film maker should hang their head in shame and be ban from go within fifty metre of any movie making equipment . i also think it wrong that friend and family of the maker come onto imdb and post mendacious review and give stupidly high user rating which give a totally inaccurate picture of the movie . fungicide be an absolute travesty of film making . mr wascavage be either very and very stupid or very and very cynical .