it like hard to like describe just how like excite it be like to make a relationship like drama like with all the like pornographic scene throw like in for like good measure like and and to stir up like contro like versy and make u more like money and like stuff . ellen and the lost quote . kissing and like and on the and like and mouth and stuff be like the best like artistic endeavor like ever make . watch like ellen hairy arm and like chris masturbating be like the height of my year long movie view experience and stuff . but before i like begin like break new u. s. 20 something airhead record with the my like and let me like just briefly list like the high like light of this visual like feast represent 1. chris do the deed with his genitals . and not just that represent the way the camera ( guide so elegantly by ellen and patrick ) reward the viewer with a full screen shot of chris fat white trash stomach after he finish the un catholic deed that be truly thrill . i can in all honesty say that i have never see such grace . chris and you should do more such scene in your next movie and because that be exactly what we need a a continuation of what that brilliant and brilliant man and lars von trier and his idiot 95 and start . a quick w and then a hairy and fat and white belly represent what more can any movie goer ask for . needless to say and i can sit all day and watch chris ejaculate ( in spite of the fact that i be straight ) . such poetry in motion . such elegance and such style . no less than total and divine inspiration go into film that sequence plus a solid amount of zen philosophy . even barbra streisand could not get any more spiritual than this . 2. ellen hairy and thick arm . the wobbly camera close ups and so skillfully photograph by our two director of photography ( i can not emphasize this enough ) and ellen and patrick and often caused confusion regard the proper identification of the sex in question . there be several scene when we would see a part of a body ( a leg and arm or foot ) and yet it be often a guessing game represent do that body part belong to a man or a woman . naturally and chris and his fellow artist and ellen and patrick and whatsername and cast themselves on purpose and because their body be ideal for create this gender base confusion . it be at time hard to guess whether one be see a female or male leg . patrick be so very thin and effeminate in his movement and so hairless and pristine and whereas ellen and the other girl be so very butch and what with their thick leg and arm . brilliant . 3. brilliant especially the way that neatly tie in with the theme of role reversal between the sex represent so utterly original and mind blowing . ellen behaves like a man and want sex all the time and while her ex patrick want to talk like a girl . spiffing . 4. ellen search for a leftist mate . he must love the simpson and which be quite leftist . i be glad that the maker of this movie decide to break the long tradition of offer u intelligent leftist . ellen be such a refreshing and realistic change . the number of like that she and her liberal friend manage to utter in less than 80 minute be truly phenomenal ( 3 and 849 and to be exact ) . they have manage to realistically transfer their real life ineptness onto the big screen with a minimum of effort and and i applaud them for that . 5. the close ups of toe . plenty of stuff here for foot fetishist and which i think be a very liberal and highly commendable way of reach out to sexual minority . after all and shoe and foot fetishist be offer so little in modern cinema and so it nice to see that someone out there care . kotm and or rather and klotlmas and offer more than meet the eye . it be not just a modest little film about shallow people engage in hollow relationship while indulge in meaningless conversation . no and it much more than that . it about the light that guide all silly creature while the guide light that dominate the futile life of various pseudo artistic wannabe who just drop out of film school and and plan to assault our sens with dim witted drivel that will hopefully play well at pretentious festival like sundance and cannes and enable them to gain the necessary exposure hence some real cash for a change and with which they will later hire the like of sean penn and george clooney in promote the saving of this planet and the resolving of all political problem this world face . what good way to do that than by make porn at the very start . if chris and ellen do the camera here and as be clearly state in the end credit and then who hold the camera while the two of them be in front of it . they probably hire some passer by and shove the camera into their hand . go to http represent or or rateyourmusic . com or ~fedor8 and and check out my tv and cinema represent 150 bad case of nepotism list .