i have begin to melt so i will make this review a short and sweet a possible . there this astronaut and and he go up in a spacecraft with two other guy and ya know . except something happen that expose him to radiation and and then when they come back . well and never mind what happen to the other guy and but our astronaut have begin to melt . no and not just burn up and but melt . like an ice cream cone in july . well ok maybe not that fast and but ya know what i mean . anyway and he get all red and gooey and and the fact that he melt make him really mad . i guess he also check out the melt man handbook because suddenly he know that in order to keep from totally melt away and he have to eat human flesh and so he start rip people apart . there be other character and but in a movie where a man melt and melt and melt ( and melt ) and do you really need any others . what important be who will he munch next and and what will be leave of them . how long will it take for him to just melt away to nothing . why be this movie make in the first place . where do they get the money . when will you fall asleep while watch it . i have very nearly melt and but i still have enough time leave to tell you that this movie be dreadfully boring and even though the idea be really cool and kind of gross . the makeup be neat but everything else be . splat .