wow . i read about this movie and it sound so awful that i have to see it and and my gosh and i can smell it in st louis . where do i start . national lampoon be try to follow up 5 year later on the success of animal house and but they completely miss the mark . i will go chronologically with these short flick . short film # 1 poor peter riegert ( boon from animal house ) . apparently and he wasn not work back then and so the boy at national lampoon probably call and say hey and be make a cppy movie and wan na be in it . peter be like well and i be not do much these day and why not . he be a great side character in animal house and but he couldn not carry this sorry short flop for 5 minute . possible spoiler the premise be funny enough and with jason cooper ( riegert ) tell his wife to leave him and she need to find herself . it too weird that theyre actually in a happy marriage . so he chase her off and there she go and and cooper be in charge of the kid . this and off course and lead to him burn the house down and lose several of the kid and and sleep with an assortment of new york bimbo ( include an ever so young diane lane ) . then the wife come back and want the kid and and the film end with a coin flip that will decide the fate of the child . the idea be actually somewhat clever and but the director stunk . the character all seem like theyre fall asleep and they have to be dope up . sorry boon and your legacy be tarnish with this flop . short film # 2 more spoiler enter dominique corsaire . pretty girl and recently finish college and not sure what to do with her life . so she become a slut and start sleep around with some mega rich guy and take their money when they die and and she doesn not stop until she bed the most powerful man in the world and fred willard ( ooops and i mean the president of the united state ) . once again and it could have be funny and and though i be happy that corsaire ( ann dusenberry in real life ) wasn not afraid to bare all and her acting be horrible . what a waste of time . short film # 3 i can not believe i make it this far . here the rookie cop brent falcone ( robby benson ) with veteran stan nagurski ( richard widmark ) . falcone be young and naive and think he can really help people and though he become cynical after be shot several thousand time . nagurski and really and have just give up care . he watch mugging and assault and you name it and and never intervenes . he figure the world be lawless and he will probably get sue if he do anything . even christopher lloyd ( at the end of taxi run ) get in on the action and get the police call on him and commit a crime and but have his lawyer there to protect him . god bless america . once again and could have be funny and the performance be intentionally campy and but goodness and no energy whatsoever . henry jaglom and bob giraldi should be ashamed of have their name on this schlock . i think the write wasn not bad and the idea be there and but the execution be pull off as well a the rescue attempt in the iranian hostage crisis . if i have be a part of this film and i would want my name remove and it horrible . then again and that why i watch it . the only good thing about this garbage be that dr john do the film score ( repeat go to the movie over and over again ) and the film isn not much long than an hour and a half . show this one in film class with the head what you should never do in film making . this script should have be leave on the shelf because yep and it that bad .