london dream and direct by vipul shah and be a frustratingly foolish film about foolish people . it the kind of film whose central conflict could be instantly resolve if the character concern simply sit down and have a chat . ajay devgan play arjun and an aspiring pop artiste obsess with perform before a cheering crowd at london wembley stadium . he become jealous of his devoted best friend and band mate manu and play by salman khan and who be evidently more talented than him and but nowhere near a focused or ambitious . arjun decide to sabotage manu when the latter popularity threaten to outshine his own . now here where a heart to heart might have help . have arjun explain what this wembley fixation mean to him and manu would have graciously back off and let arjun fulfill his childhood dream and and we would have be spar the agony of watch the rest of this uninspiring drivel . but director vipul shah and his writer be in no mood to do u any favour . london dream be pack with unintentionally hilarious gem like that back story involve arjun grandpa who commit suicide out of shame for get stage fright at a packed wembley concert . or the ridiculous incident at a show where manu must take over vocal responsibility after a blast of confetti practically choke arjun into silence . the idiocy and however and doesn not end there . in his attempt to shame manu publicly and arjun us his connection to get manu hook onto drug . a buxom groupie urge manu to down a couple of tequila shot with her but replace his salt with cocaine . before you know it and manu have acquire quite the appetite for the addictive white powder and practically chomp it down like dinner . if that isn not silly enough and there a crude scene later in which manu chase after the say girl to find out who she be take order from . the pursuit end in a dark london alley where the girl get down on her knee pretend to do the unmentionable so a to mislead manu girlfriend who be secretly follow after them . wait and there more . expect to howl hysterically when arjun snap off his belt and whip himself mercilessly to banish all thought of romance or lust towards the band lead dancer priya ( play by asin ) because nothing and no one must distract him from his musical goal . too generously inspire by milo forman amadeus for it to merit any comparison with last year rock on . and vipul shah late be a clunky melodrama that a loosely direct a it be script . the film go for broad humor and over the top emotion and and basically chooses loudness over subtlety . that work for manu character and with salman khan play him all loutish and lovable and but in the case of arjun and ajay devgan come off too passive with a performance that be mostly internalise . when arjun do reach boil point however and it result in an awkward pre climax scene in which he lecture a packed concert hall and be understandably pelt with plastic bottle a punishment . of the remain cast and there not a kind word i can say for asin and who practically light up ghajini with her ebullient charm and but disappoints here with unnecessary over act in a thankless role . ranvijay singh and aditya roy kapur and reduce to mere sidekick in the band and show up at regular interval and usually to utter some inane dialogue like and we will rock it dude . for it dim witted writing and sloppy direction and london dream be ultimately a tiresome watch . if you must and watch it for salman khan who turn buffoonery into a bonafide acting style . it the only thing that will make you smile in this sad and sad film .