oh and how we have a misfire here while a film so bad that your mind will wonder and drift away onto other thing a it waste your time with brain numbingly poor production value while character stereotype of the bad and racist kind since d. w. griffith refer to the chinese character in broken blossom a the yellow man while character so unimaginative and un engaging that it difficult to watch as well a a narrative that plod along at such a slow and stupid and pointless pace that you will question the very people who say they like this film . prizzi honor be a film that end up be an absolute post modern disaster in every which way possible . the film be a messy and senseless disaster that have john huston direct while kathleen turner and jack nicholson star and everybody else fill in the gap a either dumb stereotype or support character that weep on a phone now and again or bicker with a main character . prizzi honor be a film that fall into a genre of neo noir and comedy and romance and action and gangster and overall crime this twin with it director and cast should be enough to propel it through some sort of a story while some sort of a sequence of good scene while some sort of intelligence in the form of a screenplay or something else but no what we get be a nasty and ugly film revolve around nothing at all . i will give a couple of example of how shoddy this horror show of a film actually be . firstly and the film think it a love story and it think this for about an hour of it time represent of my time . charley partanna ( nicholson ) be an assassin who kill people for a family that he work for in new york and yet he resemble his character out of one flew over the cuckoo nest more than an international hit man . he meet and fall in love with irene walker ( turner ) who be another assassin and they hit it off but a the poor excuse for a plot play out and it appear all be not right . i read that the plot for this film be represent a professional hit man and hit woman fall in love and only to discover that they have each be hire to kill the other . well and yes that true but that actual revelation doesn not happen until about twenty minute to the end . nicholson play partanna like someone with an iq of 60 represent he walk around while seemingly make observation and talk out loud about thing he see while he talk like he be either drunk or have a more serious problem from within and bad of all we never get the feeling he be an assassin one really poorly shot assassination early on ( that actually happen off screen ) be not enough to suggest this guy be a hard bodied and best of the best and international hit man . so with a main character who be un likable and un realistic and we move to the script . the first hour and a half be just a cinematic dead zone with what ever there be to suggest trace of life merely poor convention represent partanna slouch around on the phone or in person ask the same thing over and over again represent do i marry her . while do i love her . what be love . what do i do . and it get so repetitive and it not even able to act a good humour . this twin with the way he always seem to be on the phone to someone represent a girl call maerose prizzi ( huston ) play by director john daughter while which serve absolutely no purpose to the plot whatsoever and seem to be there for laugh a be the scene in which she tell her father about how she sleep with partanna and love it that get me think and be this suppose to be funny . should i be laugh . the film felt like a smart mafia picture what with it open scene of a wedding ( alá the godfather ) and consequential scene with a touch of noir a gangster and police men and assassin be introduce into the film . but what we get be something very and very different . the second hour revolves around some sort of a kidnap plot while right and the love and romance be dealt with maybe the film will kick start . i be so very wrong represent with more character continuously talk very slowly and very deliberately in a monotone way and we have a kidnap scene involve some guy come out of his office represent this scene sum the film up . everything be briefly plan and then execute in a heavy hand and dumb way that just make it look cheesy . we do not get to see them arrive to some dramatic music while perhaps they have to get through security to get to the elevator while maybe they have to be careful of civilian when they hide in their chosen place and when that random woman step out of the elevator and the gunshot occur the scene isn not even edit correctly . some suspense and some drama represent do i shoot or do not i. while maybe some slow motion a the character have to quick draw before it too late anything but how it be actually execute . prizzi honor continue it monotonous and uninteresting decent into filmic oblivion a it near it climax . it a film where camera reflect in window while light reflect in side of car and wouldead chauffeur blink when nudge . prizzi honor be a jumbled and messy film that will try the patient of any film goer and do not say it be a comedy because i do not laugh with it at it be another matter . the film be repetitive and draw out and colourless in it vision and scope for originality there be no honour here .