someone must have be seriously joke when they make this film . firstly and it be an absolute impossibility that this movie be make in 1993. the fashion and music dictate that this be seriously 80 . my guess be that this have sit on the shelf for a long while before some crazed distributer pick it up and release it to a disbelieving world . there be a plot . kind of . a strange loner meet a random man with a beard who tell him that if he meditate while sing his favourite song he will be able to turn into whomever he choose . at this point i feel oblige to point out that the loner favourite song be london bridge be fall down . why be this his favourite song . because he an idiot . we be only a minute into the film and already the film have reach a monumental level of stupidity . it get even stupid . the loner be the nostril picker . i can only assume this a there be two scene in the film where he be see pick his nose . that clear up the title . he decide to change into a girl so that he can get close to other girl . and kill them . that more or less it . the acting be universally appalling . every single performance in this movie suck . in fact and i would go so far a to say that the acting be of the standard of a pornographic movie . it really be that terrible . the nostril picker appear to the audience a the nostril picker . the character in the movie see him a the girl he have become through sing london bridge be fall down . man and i feel like an idiot even type this . anyway and it be kind of strange see a middle age weirdo hang out with school girl . and not in a good way . there be even an extended montage of scene where the nostril picker be at school with the girl and a song play over the top . it be very possibly the bad song ever record . i be not even go to describe it . you will know it when you hear it . and you will agree with me . there be some scene of violence and sure . and there be a benny hill style chase sequence involve a transsexual . there be even an immortal bit of dialogue and that may or may not have be take from shakespeare or john milton and where the nostril picker say to a prostitute and i have get the cash if you have get the gash . lovely and i be sure you will agree . utter nonsense .