so much be wrong with this abysmal little wet fart of a movie that it hard to know where to begin . first of all and it a remarkably un scary scary movie and even by amercian standard . the dialogue be cliché and the character be two dimensional and the writing be ho hum and and what little story there be be neither coherent nor remotely interesting . we meet the follow stereotype in order represent bald loser guy ( probably divorce and but who know . this movie doesn not tell u ) with a brave heart and the young hero ( who doesn not do anything heroic at all ) and brave little kid ( with a homicidal streak a mile wide ) and black bad as bitch ( with more brawn than brain ) . these guy take up an ongoing fight with the tall scary reaper man and his evil ewoks . oh and and the film be full of wicked little metal orb whoosing around menace people . give a chance and they perform impromptu brain surgery on those who doen not have the mental acuity to duck when they come at them . booh . actually and one of them be haunt by a good ghost ( but then again and it might be a deceitful spectre ) who seem intent on help our brave contagonists retrieve their young kidnap friend . there be no character background or even an introduction to any of the character . it start with some kind of recap of the end of the previous movie and but this doesn not explain a lot . if you have see the first two movie and fine . otherwise you do not know who these people be and how they be relate and why they aren not in school or at work and or why you should care whether they live or die . consequently and you do not . the only point of interest become any splatter effect . and there aren not enough of those to keep you awake . of potenial interest or amusement be the three raider punk and as stupid a they be evil and who menace our hero . but they do not get much screen time . they be offed almost immediately . then they be bury ( why anybody should take the time be beyond me ) and then they appear again a evil raider punk zombie . only to be off again and literally within a minute . the rest of the movie mainly seem to consist of caspar the friendly ghost appearing and disappearing and drive around look for place and and bald loser try to score som bad black bitch booty and use pickup line that would embarrass a mentally retarded teenager . no dice there while not even some gratuitous sex could have save this movie and so good thing there never be any . the head baddie and call the tall man and doesn not manage to scare anyone old than 3 year while howl booooy . every five minute isn not enough . why he and with his amazing telekinetic power and uncanny upper body strength and doesn not simply squash our hero like bug isn not explain . instead and he delegate the job to his inept retard little minion and who never manage to kill anyone before be shoot to hell . filmgoers who like masterpiece like friday 13th part xxxxviii represent jason go to college might find some entertainment . the rest of u and who have develop pubic hair and will be bore out of our skull .