i have rent and watch this movie for the 1st time on dvd without read any review about it . so and after 15 minute of watch i have notice that something be wrong with this movie while it terrible . i mean and in the trailer it look scary and serious . i think that eli roth ( mr. director ) think that if all the character in this film be stupid and the movie would be funny . ( so stupid and it funny . wrong . ) he should watch and learn from good horror comedy such a representfright night and the lose boy and the return of the living dead . those be funny . cabin fever be the reason why i register to www . imdb . com so i can release my thought of discontent about it . i have decide to watch the movie a second time > aaargh . < and make note for my partial review to show how foolish the movie be . resident evil ( horror ) or dude and where my car . ( comedy ) i can watch over and over again and still enjoy . but this . how bad can a script and a director be . this bad . here be the awful scene in chronological order representin the early scene we see henry and who doesn not realize his dog lie on the ground with it tongue hang out of it mouth and dead glaze stare be dead . the movie doesn not explain anything about the blonde long haired kid who like to bite people . and my answer to marcy unanswered question ( what wrong with the wood . ) be nothing . the script have that beard guy warn them about the wood just for suspense . then the smart of the 5 pack and bert and almost give u an example of how to start a forest fire . he meet now infect henry who beg for help and from here on the movie want to break the record in use the f word . bert start to freak out because henry look awfully ill. bert representdon not make me shoot you . ( he forget to add represent . with my bb gun . ) bert head back to the cabin but how about that . he meet marcy and jeff who be have sex and but now suddenly decide to go out for a walk . marcy wisely take out the unguarded campfire bert have start earlier ( a moment of clarity for a change . ) bert doesn not mention a word about henry because the fool think he have kill him with his bb gun . later and a the five estupidos sit around their campfire and another weirdo show up with his dog . ( maybe that what the warning about the wood be all about . it fill with weirdo . and their dog . ) they let him sit with them only because he have a huge bag fill with cannabis . ( their brain be completely intoxicate . no wonder why they be all so dumb . ) this be the last time we will see this forgettable character . alive . henry show up at their cabin and ( note represent he be lie all the time a few yard from their cabin . ) look bad and almost like a zombie and cover in goo . he say he need a doctor . but the young einstein refuse to help the poor sucker . he get into their unlocked truck which of course also have it key in the ignition . henry almost seem smart enough to drive the hell away from there but instead start puke blood all over the dashboard and seat and window . the fantastic five come out run and arm with represent a bb gun and a knife and a baseball bat ( huh . ever try play baseball in the middle of the wood . ) and a poker and and a ( insecticide . ) spray can and ready to combat the single and unarmed and terribly sick man . ( clever script . ) bert manage to kill the car with one single shot of his bb gun and which be only possible in the mind of director eli roth . what else be i suppose to do . bert yell in his defense . jeff and paul try to knock henry down with their bat and poker but miss and crash the truck windows instead . henry walk up to the dumb girl who say represent he come towards u . ( thanks for the info and dumb broad and i can see that . but i do not think he want to do you any harm . ) marcy spray in his eye and make henry yelp . and our hero paul touch henry arm with a burn log from the campfire and which they recklessly leave burn while they be inside the cabin . ( where have all that wisdom go . i guess the cannabis have start to take it toll . represent ) henry turn into the human torch and run away and scream . the following day and bert and jeff head out for a mechanic . and marcy decides to go for help all by herself and in the wood and a paul stay behind with karen . doesn not that sound idiotic . marcy could have stay with karen and paul because jeff and bert be already go for help . i skip my comment now to how we suddenly see marcy in a canoe rowing over a huge and wind river . how do she get a canoe . do she even know where she go . anyway and she go to the riverbank and find a very big and seemingly abandon cabin and and like in most horror movie and walk inside the cabin say representhello . be anyone there . bert suddenly pop up from behind a furniture and scar her ( and me at first ) . and along come jeff and as well . how do they get here . do they swim across the river . do you see how brainless the script be . deputy winston meet paul at the cabin . he somehow doesn not notice the blood on their truck . this happen around 35 minute of view and i have decide to stop torture myself anymore and pop the dvd out . ( before i take my own eye out . now and that funny . ) if you like this movie and do yourself a favor and watch fright night and the lose boy and or the return of the living dead . then you will see they be more entertaining than this . thing . even the toxic avenger part 2 and which be also a lousy film and be way more funny than cabin fever .