word fail me . and that isn not common . do properly this could have be great and funny spoof b movie sci fi and but sadly and it be not to be . rarely in the field of drama have so many competent actor struggle so vainly with such a dog breakfast of a script . i can only endorse the previous reviewer comment go clean the bathroom . in fact do anything except watch this film . positive represent lucy beeman nose . negative represent everything else . most apposite line represent this isn not go anywhere . if only every plastic surgeon could meet with such a fate .