nut case be murder college student and can new teacher stop the madness . believe me and you would not care . with a title like splatter university and one would immediately gather that this movie just isn not high art . but bad than that splatter university doesn not even qualify for amuse garbage . splatter u be so poorly make the story be mindless and the character be throw aways and and the whole movie lack any essence of imagination . needless to say there be no suspense or atmosphere or scare . this drivel isn not even brave enough to throw in any nudity ( for the cheap thrill of all ) . so all around this endlessly flaw slasher offer nothing in the way of entertainment ( not even cheap laugh ) and just become a complete bore . bottom of the barrel folk even die hard slasher fan will want to think twice before view and let alone pay money for this flick . bomb out of .