spoiler spoiler continue . from here on in the whole movie collapse in on itself . first we meet a rogue program with the indication be gon na get ghost and vampire and werewolf and the like . we get a guy with a retarded accent talk endless garbage and two ghost that serve no real purpose and have no character what so ever and a bunch of henchman . someone tell me theyre vampire ( straight out of blade 2 ) and but theyre so undefined i do not realise . the funny accent guy with a ridiculous name suffer the same problem a the oracle and only for far long and far far bad . he have a simple point about cause and effect and make it and then continue to make it and make it until it become convolute and stupid . his final line before walk off be comparable to storm do you know what happen to a toad . line in x men in level of utter bland baddness . the chocolate cake be such a lazy and pathetic cliche and monica bellucci a the wife do nothing other than exactly what we expect the moment we see her . and then we get another kung fu fight . why . neo be and allegedly and the one . he can do anything . he have the ultimate power and what do he use it for . kung bloody fu all the time . and while he can stop 1000 bullet and he still get cut by a sword and still make a meal of 5 undecipherable henchman ( vampire . ) . i want to see mind blow power . i want to see him do the wild and crazy most insane s to people because he can do anything . i get the same a before without the wow . the fabled car chase . that can not be bad . well . no and it not . it just not what we have be tyold it be go to be . all the cool shot from this scene be in the trailer . every one . so all possibly wow have be take from u so all we now get be a good chase sequence with and guess what and a kung fu fight . ok and it not neo and but you would have think he would have explain to his close friend about the reality of the matrix . at least teach them something . it not hard . hey and morpheus and do not worry about what happen to you in the matrix . it not real . as long a you understand that nothing real then nothing can really harm you . there you go . simple . ok and so the chase be not bad . it never bore and it doesn not seem like 16 minute . it just so underwhelming . and still and it get bad . the final climax to the movie be quite probably the bad imaginable . they have this whole elaborate plan that involve three crew . they then only show it sporadically between morpheus over long and super preachy and monologue . to make it bad and they never clearly define what this plan that need 3 team be . you know basically and but you do not know who do what and when and so when one crew go down you just do not care and you do not know how this be go to affect what go on . i will sum it up though and it happen so trinity can get back into the matrix to setup the end . that the only reason it happen . which raise the question and why do they need to send 6 people originally . trinity get in in five minute by herself . neo journey to the centre of the matrix ( so to speak ) be handle equally lazily . ooohhh . he run into another 100 agent smith . woooooo . that must have take a lot of thought . only now theyre in a corridor so the fight have no scale and be over in a moment . man and what a grand finale . and then the architect . remember everything i say be bad about the oracle and the foreign guy . add them together and double it and that how truly appal the architect be . the only reasonable potential of him be he about to set up the cliffhanging climax . and then he blow it . let look at the option he give neo . choose one door and all humanity dy ( except 27 . ) . choose the other and all humanity die . consider choice be something this film try to explore it doesn not really give it hero one . if he have a choice of save humanity and the missus die or save the missus and kill humanity there the potnetial for inner torment and tension . also and with trinity be mid fall and the potential of a real cliffhanger that would have make see the third more essential . but no . he have save no one or save the missus . now and the very bad thing about the original matrix be neo dying and then come back to life right at the end . the year it come out everyone be so annoy by how stupid jar jar be they do not notice that the very end of the matrix make him look him steven hawk . the oracle tell me i would fall in love with the one and and i love you . come on . how can the whole world have miss how utterly terrible that be . so and what do the wachowski do in the sequel . well and they make the end of the original look well . how . well and by do almost exactly the same thing again ( only swap character ) only so much bad i think my f a and r key would be wear out if i keep write far before i get to worse . and the cliffhanger be just not really a cliffhanger . it a reminder . basically and this film be just bad . i really do not want it to be bad and but it be . bad in just so many way . and to make matter bad and this isn not a film with not enough budget . it not a film with too short a schedule . it not a film that be rush out . it not a film where too much influence have come from the outside . this be exactly the film the wachowski set out to make with warner fortune fully behind them . and that what make this so awful . at least rancid aluminium can say that it do not haev enough time or money . matrix reload . the bad film ever make . maybe not quite . the most disappointing and defalting film ever make . undeniably .