five across the eye start a five young teenage girl be drive home in time for their curfew and they stop off at a store and accidentally hit another car and decide to just drive off and leave it . soon after the other car force them to stop and a crazy woman with a shotgun get out and shout at them and make them take their clothes off and make them pee on them and then randomly drive off . shaken and shock the girl think their ordeal be over but the crazy woman come back for second a she seem intent on kill the terrified girl who be lose and be low on gas . produce and direct by greg swinson and ryan theissen with swinson write the thing and theissen responsible for the cinematography and edit i have to say that five across the eye be easily one of the bad film i have ever see if not the bad and i mean i be struggle to think of a film i have see that bad . now let me start off by say that i be sure a lot of the film make decision take here be deliberate to try and provoke atmosphere and tension and realism and suspense but there be not one aspect of five across the eye that i do not hate it to be honest it look like a bad home video that have be put up on youtube and even then it still slightly embarrass and a frankly worthless waste of 90 odd minute of my time that i could have be do something more entertaining and fun like pull my fingernail out with plier . the review on the web seem quite positive but on the imdb ( the amount of 1 star comment be reveal and they can not all be wrong and right . ) and it message board which i think be much more of an indicator of what the average person think it absolutely trash by just about everyone and the phrase the bad film i have ever see be use a few time and to be fair most of these negative comment mention th same thing and i have to agree with them . the story be terrible and alright i suspect it mean to be minimalistic but this minimal . there never any reason or explanation for the event that happen and it just feels totally random . it go on for age and the amount of plot here would struggle to fill a thirty minute make for telly program let along a full length feature . the dialogue be awful with these annoy girl who do not seem to have a brain cell between them take about random stuff and scream a lot . oh god the screaming and there be seemingly endless scene of these girl scream or cry or whine which not only irritate and annoys and prevents any sane viewer feel any sort of sympathy for them it also make what they be try to say almost impossible to hear properly . then there the real killer and the entire film be set and shoot within the confines of a mini van and seriously the camera never leave this car and a you can imagine it get really boring and add that the low body count of just one person kill on screen and five across the eye be a film that i hat with a passion . on a technical level again i can see that the film making style here be a deliberate choice but i have to be honest again and say five across the eye be the bad look film i have ever see . a a fan of film i like my film to look like proper film a it a visual medium and i definitely do not want them to look bad than the average youtube video or my home film shoot on a camcorder while i be drunk . it really do look that amateurish and that bad and it a complete eyesore and i hat every moment of every second of it . just think the blair witch project ( 1999 ) only ten time worse look and sound and you will be almost there . there be time during five across the eye when you literally can not tell what go on or happen because of the camera work and the almost pitch black and grainy contrast level . the violence be tame too with a few splash of blood and a stabbing at the end . low budget doesn not even begin to describe five across the eye and with a supposed budget of about $ 4 and 000 this be easily one of the low budget film ever give a wide release . the two van in the film be own by member of the production and that basically pretty much the entire budget right there and the location . the acting be pretty bad by the main cast and i just hat all the fake put on cry and screaming that do not convince at all but do irritate immensely . five across the eye will go down as one of the bad film i have ever see and i have see a few film and whenever anyone now ask me what the bad film i have ever see five across the eye will definitely get a mention . i hat it and every single aspect and wretched moment of it .