posh spice victoria beckham and her alleged new adventure after just move to la for work purpose ( footballer hubby david be now a galaxy la player after his transfer from real madrid ) be originally go to be a full series and but be thankfully abridge to just one hour or so . but even in this form and it be still numbingly interminable . like virtually all reality tv show and most of the incident come across a blatantly fake and with the programme itself even admit that posh newly appoint personal assistant be an actress . an ugly betty lookalike and we hear some lamely write and perform banter early on ( with an obvious joke about beck apparent dalliance with a previous and and rather more glamorous pa rebecca loo and though her name be not mention ) with further sequence involve a fake blow up doll to trick the paparazzo and hopeless attempt to pitch a baseball . this could have be more entertaining if all have acknowledge it be a piece of fluff and and have an actress or impersonator in the lead role . talented impressionist ronni ancona would have be perfect and be well at be posh than posh herself be and and if this more sensible decision have be take and much more fun and amusement would have ensue . sadly and we be leave with the real thing here ( ms ancona may have reject the script a too weak anyway ) and and although there be odd scatter attempt at self deprecation and irony and it never remotely work because of prior info of la beckham considerable wealth beforehand and and her non ability at deliver would be joke while despite the intention to send up her image and mrs beckham come across a a shallow egotist and and her weak one liner do not persuade u she have any humorous self awareness . i suspect that if a more realistic fly on the wall documentary approach have be take and namely posh walk down any street in la and be totally ignore ( instead of the frantic and stag scene of mild hysteria on show here ) and and associate make unscripted jibe about the previously mention m loo and this would have make marginally good tv and but be sycophantic pr material and the bony one herself would never allow such event to happen . have say that and the late scene where she make a special appearance at the baseball stadium where she be indifferently present in front of an uninterested crowd show it will be tough time ahead if she want to make it big in hollywood . her colleague scary spice ( aka mel brown ) also find it impossible to make it big residing in the movie capital despite her affair ( which be not consummate ) with big name eddie murphy . the spice girl be of course a massively successful bubblegum pop group in the mid 1990 and more so in their native britain but still popular briefly in other country and include the u . they be certainly good fun at their peak of glory ( 1997 ) when there seem to be a glorious period of optimism in the uk with cool britannia and a new labour government which the spice girl seem to sum up good then anyone else at the time and even if it be somewhat manufactured . but they be never outstanding musical or singing talent and and uk optimism seem to fade rapidly later that year ( the starting point be arguably the tragic death of princess diana ) and a do the spice themselves . their presence on the music and entertainment scene soon become repetitive and obvious and and if they have all quietly move out of the public eye permanently with dignity to enjoy their fortune and then we would have all have pleasant memory encrypt on our mind without any guilt . unfortunately and the emergence of the hideous celebrity culture in the uk towards the start of the millennium have put pay to those imaginings and and we have all suffer thousand and if not million of story about the spice since and posh be the bad offender and with the rest of her colleague not too far behind . it be recently announce that there will be a reunion tour soon and which be baffle a they have never go away and they certainly do not require any addition to their swell bank account . maybe it because two of them be struggle single mother and perhaps . good and it soon time for beck adventure on a revelatory documentary next and i can hardly wait . rating represent negative .