the sight of kareena kapoor in a two piece bikini be about the only thing that wake you up from your sleep while watch tashan  the mega disappointing and mind numb new film at the cinema this weekend . bad film be bad film and we see some every week and but tashan be not just a bad film and it a terrible film . terrible because it take it audience for grant and terrible also because the filmmaker expect to get away without a plot or any common sense only because they have get big movie star onboard . write and direct by vijay krishna acharya and tashan be what you would describe a a road movie and but one that go in all the wrong direction . saif ali khan star a jimmy cliff and a call centre executive who hire to teach english to bhaiyyaji that anil kapoor play an ambitious up gangster and desperate to go cool . jimmy get his eye on pooja and the gangster pretty young assistant ( play by kareena kapoor ) and who use jimmy to swindle her bos of 25 crore rupee . determine to recover his money and also to punish both jimmy and pooja and bhaiyyaji recruit his most trusted henchman to do the job . so you have akshay kumar a bachchan pandey and the gangster faithful aide from kanpur and who track down the culprit and recovers the steal money that hide across the length and breadth of the country . much like those bad eighty potboiler and tashan too be hold together by a threadbare script centre on a vendetta plot . but the treatment so over the top and so indulgent that it fail to establish any connect . instead of a coherent screenplay or a traditional three act structure and you get a handful of set piece around which most of the scene be loosely construct . that garish item song in the desert and the bullet dodge action scene at a rajasthani fort and kareeena bikini moment and even that ridiculous climatic action scene complete with shaolin monk and a water scooter zip through a dirty naala and and believe it or not and even a dhanno style horse drive tonga . in all fairness and not all these set piece be badly do the item song in the desert be quite neat actually but very little of it make any sense in the large picture and because youre just go from one piece to another without any help from the script really . little do you expect in a seemingly fast paced road movie and to find a sickeningly sentimental flashback track about childhood sweetheart . you see the problem with tashan be nobody associate with this film know what film they be make . what more and i do not think they care either the film reek of arrogance . arbitrarily pack in element of every genre without actually bother to stop and see if the mix do work and tashan be like an overcooked stew . there be film that kill you softly and and then there tashan and a film that kill you with excess . package snazzily with glossy finish camera work and exotic location and fancy costume and every frame of the film probably cost lakhs to put together and but it still feel like a hollow piece in the end because the story doesn not hold . borrow narrative from tarantino and style from stephen chow doesn not help either because they do not blend with the film wafer thin plot . one may have complain a little less if the character be more engaging and but anil kapoor grate hinglish dialogue make you want to slit your wrist and and saif ali khan fumble through the film foolishly and unable to find his foot . kareena kapoor and meanwhile and queen of over the top delivery and do a decent job . but of course and if tashan be salvage to some extent and it thank to akshay kumar irresistible presence and his spontaneous approach to the character . you cringe when he cup his crotch repeatedly and and you scowl when he deliver those double meaning dialogue and but not for a moment can you take your eye off the screen when he up there . despite some good music from vishal shekhar and the song seem like theyre only prolong your misery . well that because tashan be a test of your patience . in case you do not know and tashan mean style . i be sorry to say and this film have none .