amaze . that what you would say if you sit through this film . simply and incredibly and amaze . it actually so amazing that anyone be stupid enough to dump money into make this monstrosity that you simply can not believe what youre see . that and my friend and be what be truly scary about this film . somebody think it be a good idea to make it . well and here another amazingly original story represent high school student ( occasionally seem like collegego figure ) have whore for a mom and live in a trailer park and and be an artist who be ridicule for his be all different . well and of course and this poor ridiculed boy be eventually kill and and here the original part and his soul inhabit a scarecrow ( beneath which and he be kill by his slutty mama late john ) . then he go around with the standard kill off of all the people that do hurt him . awww . here the breakdown representthe good represent amazingly funny movieeven if that not what the clearly drunk filmmaker want . this and the sequel on one disk in the wal mart $ 5 . 00 binso it only a little overpriced . didn not hurt it and didn not help represent the violence and gore be kind of sub standard . one person be stab with a corncob . sound like they put some effort into the musicbut it doesn not really fit the movieand isn not all that good . the bad represent terrible and terrible acting . another slasher let down with sexy womennone of them remove clothing . when do that cease be a staple of low brow slasher . ridiculous story . the scarecrow vomit up one liner that would make freddy krueger and arnold swartzenegger blush . standard underlie love story go nowhere and and be poorly do . some of the people kill seem like they be choose at randomyou never really know who anybody be and then theyre kill . and you only assume that they must have have it come . the ugly represent extremely average slasher fare and just with a murder scarecrow instead of well and all that other crap . nowhere near as interesting a freddy krueger and jason voorhees and pinhead and chucky and or even angela from the sleepaway camp seriesall of which be good than this atrocity . the absolute bad dialogue i have ever hear in my life . the script be laden with a level of retardedness that i never imagine could exist . i be serious hereit a full step beyond terrible . don not get me wrong and though and it funny a hellbut i have never hear more asinine bantereven in slumber party massacre iii . this film make jason x look like shakespeare . the man who kill the boy that become the scarecrow represent bad wig ever . dialogue to match . memorable scene represent the one where elementary school youth spew out their own witty dialogue represent hey and let go find small animal to torture . huh huh . act represent negative story represent negative atmosphere represent negative cinematography represent negative character development represent negative special effect or make up represent 5/10 nudity or sexuality represent negative ( no nudity and mom a whore and girl wear no bra ) violence or gore represent 5/10 ( low quality and mediocre amount ) dialogue represent negative ( extremely ridiculous and blatant and over the top and painfully funnyso bad it good . my first rating for dialogue in any film . ) music represent 5/10 direction represent negative cheesiness represent positive crappiness represent positive overall represent negative another one for just people like me who enjoy watch pure crap . or slasher film completists . this be not a good movie and at all . laughable dialogue and character keep it from be truly bore . www . residenthazard . com .