dieter bohlen and germany notorious composer and producer of slightly trashy pop hit like youre my heart and youre my soul felt the need to tell his story and gracefully he decide to hire a ghost writer . the result be a funny book about his life . well and more or less a fuzzy image of it . he do not deny that he be a selfish asshole but the whole story be twist to fit his image of himself . no word that he have probably beat up his former wife and she end up in hospital . however it be write in a funny style and a huge success after his appearance a jury member of the german version of american idol especially his unforgettable comment . this should be the end of the story really . in the hype of the mentioned idol tv show call deutschland sucht den superstar ( abbreviated dsds ) somebody must have come up with the terrible idea to make a movie out of the book . the result be dieter der filmi have rarely see a movie which try so desperately to be funny and fail so completely . none of the gag really hit the point . naddel voice and style of talk be get on my nerve right away although verona voice should have do that more . obvious and childish and predictable and lengthy gag destroy any motivation to watch this movie to the end within a few minute . the content of the movie be a sloppy film adaption write sloppily down by a ghost writer base on bohlen sloppy idealized memory . they could have use this freedom to do almost everything . it be suppose to be a satire and but they fail . the story be totally uninteresting and the fact that the background voice be bohlen himself guarantee that the whole film have nothing satirical at all . it no wonder that it be consider to bad for a cinema release . the probability that this thing would have rotten in some archive be quite high until recently when the current season of dsds turn out to be a mediocre success . with the friendly help of germany big yellow press newspaper bild and the desperate situation for the tv station rtl to have something in the program while the still unbeatable show wetten das . . be run on channel 2 the movie finally arrive in television unfortunately . watch this movie be a waste of time there be certainly good cartoon with much more fun and a story actually worth look at . therefore represent negative .