anyone familiar with my review on the internet movie database will know that i can be a grumpy bastard from time to time . there be a lot of film i do not like which and for some unfathomable reason and i have felt the urge to review . however and if anyone out there be curious to know the name of the bad film i have ever see and look no further than transylvania 6 5000. without question and this take the title of the all time no . 1 awful film . i can not believe that i actually make it from the start of this clunker to the finish . it be clearly mean to capture the flavour of mel brook young frankenstein and but where that film be a funny take on horror movie tradition and this one be a desperately strain and misguide attempt to wring laugh from embarrassingly weak material . jeff goldblum and ed begley jr look ashamed to be here a a pair of journalist in modern day transylvania ( perhaps they realise early on that they be doom in this dud ) . during their research and they come up against all the chief monster from past horror favourite and such a vampire and werewolf and mummy . anyone who manage to brave this film right through to it end may pray that a stake be drive through their heart to relieve them from the agony of boredom . it mark a career nadir for everyone involve and prof that when comedy fail in a big way and it result in awesomely dire entertainment .