lucky me . i get a sneak peak at this pathetic little shot in texas horror flick from artisan entertainment a week before it hit video shelf and let me tell you . i have rarely laugh so hard in my life a i do watch this atrocious megabomb fly off the rail and steal the title of bad killer clown movie ever make from the insufferably stupid full moon fiasco killjoy ( i be sure many of u horror fan have suffer through that one . ) from all indication and it be shoot on dv and and it doesn not really look all that bad quality wise for digital and but boy do it ever fail miserably in every other area where it count . the story ( slight and cliche a it be ) go a follow . an executive ( ken hebert and who also script and co produce with the director ) take skeptical co worker tracy ( amanda watson ) and horny married couple mark and susan ( hank field and chris buck ) along on a weekend getaway to a ( yawn ) seclude cabin ` 12 mile from the near town . on the way there and they pick up a bitchy or slutty hitchhiker ( melissa bale ) in a bar and end up at their destination where a nightly campfire tale about a murderous clown stalk the very same wooded area come true when each of the profanity yackin and pot smokin friends disappears one by one and with only mutilate doll part leave behind to tell the tale of their fate . the killer clown doesn not even show up in the film until near the end and it look nothing like the demonic depiction of it on the video box ( aside from be morbidly obese ) . it basically spend an hour prance around in the wood and chop up wood and blabbing nursery rhyme . i can not say enough bad thing about the cast and especially the two guy and the hitchhiker chick and who either deliver their insipid dialogue with a bare minimum of enthusiasm or overact at the most inappropriate time . doesn not really help that the script be completely and utterly devoid of suspense and originality and intelligence and general coherence or humor . i could go on for day on how inept this film be and how many continuity error there be and how amateurish the whole production be and but i will just nod off by point out the whole package be quite a riot in that boy this suck kind of way . also note that the film have be release here in the u a s. i. c. k. ( serial insane clown killer ) . it currently catalogue under it ( original title ) of grim weekend . score represent negative .