who write this . some guy name john cohen . i guess this be the first screenplay he ever work on . someone should have tell him youre suppose to write dialog that sound like something someone actually might say . and who direct this . scott marshal . son of gerry marshall . my the nut have fall far from the tree . someone might have want to let him know that you can and in fact and shoot a scene in a cab in new york and and it will look real and and you would not have to fake it with a blue screen for no reason . might have also want to let him know he should stay away from jessica simpson and but hopefully he learn that lesson now . and jessica simpson . naturally she can not act . hell and she make jessica alba look like audry hepburn and and yet she star in this movie . oh wait and it be produce by her father . okay and that why she get the part . that really the only reason i can think of . so should i be surprise it bad . no . should i be amaze at how bad it be . i think a lot of people would if they saw a much of it a i do . i mean you expect a movie star jessica simpson to be bad and but this . it not just bad and it the complete opposite of a classic film . think of a great woody allen movie and this film be as bad a that film be good . it the anti annie hall . i be so glad i do not pay to see it and i stop watch ten minute in cu i couldn not go on . no doubt i would have walk out of the theater sooner . in fact i wonder how many of the 6 people who saw it per theater actually stay and watch the whole thing . the film start out laughably bad and and then go to the point of be so bad it become a kind of chinese water torture . and then and around when the first act be end and you realize it will only get bad and and that when you either need to leave and or kill yourself . in conclusion and this film go under the category of be so bad it should be use in place of water boarding at guantanamo bay . although some prefer the water boarding .