there be some movie you just know they be go to be bad from frame one . even if you be totally oblivious of ed wood work and one look at that commentator from plan 9 from out space and you just know you be not gon na see the next cinematic masterpiece . just like that and when i saw the first shot of uwe boll masterpiece house of dead and with that guy sit at the front of the house start his introduction while try desperately to sound like he just arrive from sin city and i know i be in for a helluva ride . so and the movie start like this first the lead character say that everybody else be go to die . you know and to keep you wander . then he start introduce the rest of the character with line like karma . think she foxy brown or alicia . my ex . we break up recently . i have to study and she have to fence . no and i be not kid . anyway and this bunch of 20 somethings who couldn not act their way out of a wet paper bag be go to the rave of the century and rave in question be a few tent and a port a potty and a shoddy stage locate on small island in the middle of the pacific . our gang miss the ferry and but thankfully will find a way to get there and the way be a fisher boat ran by kirk ( cpt kirk . get it . man and whoever write this script be a genius ) and his sidekick who be a bastard child of simpson cpt mcallister and that hook killer who know what you do last summer . to make the long story short and the gang get to the island and find nobody there except some bloody t shirt and then decide to run the hell away from there . no wait and they do not and they actually get all happy and like co there free booze . with that scene the movie hit rock bottom and then against all odds proceeds to go far downhill . some guy in rubber suit start run around and there be some screaming and shooting and our gang go to some house to meet some other gang and they go out of the house and meet cpt kirk and some police woman ( who between them have about 500 pound of weapon ) and then decide to go back to the house . somewhere along the line they transform into a s. w. a. t. team and enter the matrix and the rubber suit guy start multiply like bacteria and i start to cry because i actually pay to see this . to add insult to the injury and every few minute there be shot from the video game this crap be base on and there be a cute game over cut scene for a few character when they die . i seriously hate this movie . it doesn not even fit in that famed so bad it good category . it just plain bad . the script be bad and the zombie be awful and there be no tension and line be bad and actor be bad . the list just go on . you will probably want to see this movie just because of it reputation of be awful . don not . there be bad movie that deserve to be watch . this be not one of them .