okay and i have watch this movie twice now and i have research it heavily on the net and i have ask several people on there opinion . i have even go to the length of read the original sheridan lafanu classic carmilla and a book that this movie be suppose to be base on . i feel that the best way to review this movie be to describe a game to play whilst watch it . a the plot of the movie doesn not seem to make any sense at all and here be the plot of the book . laura live in a castle in syberia with her father and mr de lafontaine . they carry on with their life blissfully and peacefully . one day they get a letter from the general a man who have make it his mission in life to avenge his daughter death . he make claim of supernatural power be at work and and explain that he will visit them soon . meanwhile and a chance encounter with a strange woman result in the lafontaines look after her daughter and carmilla and for several month . soon laura start to be overwhelm by strange dream and and begin to come down with a strange illness . who be this mysterious carmilla . and just what have she to do with laura condition and and the general . i have invent this game and would like a many people a possible to play it and and let me know what their result be . i even have a catchy name and and would have a jingle too and but i can not be bother with that . it call the this movie doesn not make any sense game . all you have to do be and whilst watch the movie and try to come up with a complete plot that explain what be happen . i mean complete and all question answer and everything make sense and absolutely complete . it will have to answer such question a . why can vampires walk around in day light . why be they all lesbian . why be a girl call bob . and why do she shoot herself . when be the movie a dream and when be it real . why do kill zombie appear to be an accepted part of life that doesn not make anyone bat an eyelid . why do travis fontaine spot and run down a zombie without slow down whilst drive his car and yet when face with a woman with an obvious hostage in the back of her car and accept the excuse that she be a zombie too . and why do he then let a girl and which he later openly reveal that he know be the head vampire and drive with him in his car . and then let her drive off and alone with his daughter in a stolen car . what the hell be the asylum scene all about . what the hell be the green goo all about . why do the head vampire suddenly start dress like a nurse . why be there never any vampire fight zombie . what be the significance of the necklace . what be it make of . why do it kill vampire . and how do jenna know that . in fact sod it and it just as much fun try to come up with as many question about this movie too . i have my plot and and i have to admit it be not quite there and but it be a pretty good effort . in conclusionvampires vs zombie have no moment in it where there be actually vampire fight zombie . everyone in the movie seem to know exactly what be go on and yet they seem very reluctant to let the audience in on this . and somehow it be base on a classic 19th century horror novel . how . why . what the hell be go on .