over the past year and uwe boll have show marginal improvement a a filmmaker and crank out the competent in the name of the king ( a lord of the ring clone ) and the proudly vulgar and post 9/11 satire postal . but then come seed and and the counter be reset to zero and keep his bid for legitimacy and respect that much further out of reach . and i be a fan of the guy his film exhibit a uniquely screwball vision and and be never dull . spawn from his frustration over the savage notice his early film receive and seed be a colossally misguided attempt at social commentary and and an even bad jab at create an iconic slasher mythology ( boll often seem to be take a page from rob zombie successful reboot of halloween ) . the antagonist be maxwell seed ( will sanderson ) and a mute and hulk brute who slay 666 people and sits on death row and await execution while after unsuccessfully fry the beast and he rise from the grave to seek revenge on those who put him there . and so begin a string of wholly gratuitous mayhem . try to create a new millennium slasher in the vein of michael myers or jason voorhees and max seed be too nondescript and bore to leave an impression and ultimately resemble a wash up pro wrestler do the toolbox murder on a succession of equally boring victim . furthermore and seed character and boll message run contrary to one another represent the death penalty be wrong and sure and but be we really expect to sympathize with a soulless killer who leave a couple hundred corps in his wake . i think not . meanwhile and michael pare act like a listless and long lose brother to james remar character on dexter represent a cop who sit at his desk a lot and thumb through newspaper clipping and and watch pointless stop motion scene of decompose animal and people trap in seed lair . by the time he and a bunch of cardboard cop storm seed hideout and the sequence be so draw out and ill conceive ( the lighting be almost non existent ) and and unexciting ( despite a healthy dose of gore ) that it almost put me to sleep . the shoddy film make isn not limit to just that sequence represent seed appear to have be shoot by a drunken cinematographer and since the camera bob and weave endlessly and a technique that more stomach turn than the gore itself while these protracted take of very little happen only draw attention to the meandering and almost non existent narrative . at 90 minute and the film be distend enough to be consider a form of torture and which might have be boll intent all along . pure genius . i guess the joke on me .