really and truly and abysmally and garishly and awful . but actor clayton moore ( the movie lone ranger ) acquit himself competently a an actor . he the only one . a rare treat and for five minute and if you want to plumb the depth of grotesquely transparent special effect and southern california a the moon ( again and again and again ) and and act so woodenly inept that it may be a spoof . . . except that it clear that it isn not no humor here and except unintentionally . the dialogue may be bad than any of these other aspect and and the costume . . . well and enough say . plot . what plot . bad guy ( well and head bad guy ) and his henchman and include his earthly agent call krog ( listen carefully or you will suspect it a spoof on the name of mcdonald founder ray kroc ) and his unbelievably inept gunsels ( who and however and have handguns that never need reload while as do commando cody and so there be numerous firefight standoff ) . enjoy .