ted v. mikels film corpse grinder 2 be 103 minute of excruciate cinematic swill . the plot be pretty much a mixture of nonsensical business dealing among people who grind corps into cat food while cat alien and who be lose a war with dog alien and look to get some of this cat food . watch this movie and i begin to look for any kind of distraction and anything to reassure myself that i be do something else besides lose my mind from the inside out . several scene go on for far too long and a character take forever to do simple thing . i have hear that mr. mikels doesn not like to use jump cut too often and fearful that they will confuse his audience . i be not sure if this attitude be avant garde or just stupid . try a i might and i could not bring myself to care about any of the character in the unnecessarily huge cast and well with the possible exception of the old men who be the caretaker of the factory . the majority of the cast be a bunch of no talent amateur who do not even bother to learn the lyric to amaze grace before they have to sing it on camera . although perhaps the blame should go to the poor sound quality and since i only actually hear around 80 % of the dialogue while watch the dvd . this be quite possibly the bad film to ever be shoot . i have listen to snippet of the commentary and and mr. mikels come off a a surprisingly sweet old man and what the hell be he do make this kind of trash . i would like to hear the explanation from the old men who have to lie shirtless on a metal conveyor belt wait to be grind up . movie i have long hat suddenly seem a lot well . i long for the intermittedly appropriate music of excalibur and and the consistent lighting of dawn of the dead . i need to go do something and anything . don not see this movie .