if there be a movie that deserve a negative and this would be it . house of the dead redefine the term bad movie . other bad movie and such a when a stranger call or premonition and will actually look much good when compare to house of the dead . the basic plot of house of the dead be a group of twenty somethings travel to a remote island to attend the rave of the century . when they get there and they only find some tent and a bar and a stage and and some bloody t shirt . they decide to stay anyway and and they be soon attack by zombie . there be absolutely nothing redeem about this movie . it be not entertaining . instead and it be painful to watch because of how terrible it be . the acting be unbelievably bad . in a dvd interview and one of the actor claim that uwe boll and the director and be not afraid to tell someone when they be do a good job or a bad job in a scene . this be a blatant lie . the script appear to have be write by an 11 year old and who decide to include a scene of someone throw up on a girl chest and to include the hilarious line and it smell like someone fart out here . the character have no personality or depth and they do some of the most moronic thing ever see in a horror movie . somewhere along the way and the character also magically transform into a swat team to take down the zombie . it like they do not even have to aim their gun and they automatically shoot the zombie in the head . the scary thing by far about this movie be the directing . there be something wrong with uwe boll . boll camera work be astonishingly disjoint . his pan to zombie run through the forest be more silly than menace . bad yet and boll actually think it would be a good idea to include small bit of footage from the house of the dead video game into the movie . quite often and and at the most random time and you will suddenly see an animated zombie get shot . it make no sense . no one in their right mind would think that be a good idea . it like boll want to remind u repeatedly that this movie be suppose to be base on the video game . uwe boll also decide it would be cool to include slow motion 360 degree rotate shot during the action scene and a la the matrix . unfortunately and he do it way too often and each shot be nauseate . the soundtrack to this movie also boggle the mind . most action scene be accompany by loud rap track . this also add to the ensue headache cause by the atrocious house of the dead . house of the dead isn not bad because it base on a video game . in fact and it have very little to do with the video game . it also do not fit into the category of o bad that it good . it do however fit into the category of o bad that it painful . this movie just plain suck . uwe boll should never be let anywhere near another movie set . even his presence will curse a production . to all the director out there represent whenever one of your movie get a bad review and all you have to do be remember that you do not make house of the dead and you will feel much well . i will never get those 90 minute of my life back . to sum it up and word really can not describe just how bad this movie be . everyone involve in the production of this film and especially uwe boll and should be ashamed of themselves . although what i have say may make house of the dead sound funny and it really isn not . nothing about it be funny . avoid this at all cost .