at the time of write this review it would seem that over 50 % of imdb voter have give this film a rating of either a 10 or a 1. i can only surmise then that those give it a 10 be either cast or crew member . they say that give enough monkey and enough time and enough typewriter and those monkey and just by random prodding at the keyboard and would eventually type out the complete work of shakespeare . however and i seriously doubt that give the same number of monkey and time and you could find a single one to give this movie a rating of 10. i patiently watch the first half and foolishly assuming that the film would and on some level and develop either the plot or the character and or maybe make some kind of social comment or provoke barely intellectual thought . fail that and i be quite prepared to accept action and suspense and comedy and horror or even gratuitous sex a a way of hold my attention . ultimately and i be disappointed and consequently and much of the second half be view at double speed a i search in vain for some small snippet of cinematic redemption . sadly and there be none . if the choke and be put up against an episode of scooby doo then i be afraid the cartoon would win hand down in term of mystery and intrigue and unpredictability . and speaking of cartoon character and the act ability of the various cast member vary between acceptable ( at best ) and embarrassingly poor with brooke bailey portrayal of the freaky and death obsess pseudo goth and london and be so bad i almost felt sorry for her . i would have like to have finish on a positive note but even the soundtrack and a second rate feast of contemporary punk rock and fail even to entertain and let alone serve to enhance a very poor flick .