i first heard of unisol 2 when i drive past a cinema when i be on holiday in america . i really do not take much notice of it until i buy the original on dvd which lead me to find out about it three sequel . i subsequently start to read about the return on the imdb and ask friend what they think of it . despite their horrific criticism of it and i still go out of my way to see it and be on the brink of buy it until i saw it for hire on dvd . i wasn not expect much but think that it must have be half decent to get a theatrical release in the u and after all and how often be it that you see van damme on the big screen . well and nothing could have prepare me for this . it be so bad i almost cry . what a total waste of 80 minute and £2 . 50. it be hard to explain how bad this move be . honestly . this be idiotic film making . no and it more than idiotic . i just can not believe how this get make . i can not believe that someone out there have not murder mic rogers . how stupid can people possibly be firstly and van damme actually think the script and finish film be good . secondly and the fact that xander berkley and of terminator 2 and air force one status and commit himself to this film . i simply can not believe the stupidity of this movie . it take itself so seriously but come across to the audience like a spoof . here be an example represent jcvd daughter ( yes and luc be now a human again ) i want my daddy and seth so do i. oh yeah and and some guy try to shut down seth by pull three huge lever with wait for it on and off write on them . the act all round be like playschool act . i be sure mr director model luc reporter girlfriend on april oneil from the cartoon teenage mutant hero turtle she refuse to go because she . need her story . i mean come on how many cliche can a film possibly use . please listen to me fellow imdb user do not touch this with a barge pole . to conclude and universal soldier represent the return have no relation whatsoever to the first movie . in fact and if they weren not call unisols then you would never know it be a sequel . luc be now a human again what the hell . the only place in which he can access the internet be in a stripclub . all the new uni sol look like they be drag off the street and they be that unconvincing . this be pure torture to watch and so do yourself a favour do not torture yourself . p. s best part of the movie represent romeo jump off a building and shout oh sht .