dreary . schlocky . just plain dreadful and awful . let be honest and when you sit down to watch something call the double d avenger you aren not expect great art or even mild mainstream entertainment . you be probably expect a cult film type and maybe get some good look at some impressive bust . you do not get really either of these in the video . the story and a it consistent with most of these type and be inane represent kitten natividad run a local pub and find out she have breast cancer and fly down to south america for a fruit that claim to be a panacea for any ill and a super human ability giver and return and fight and dress a the double d avenger and a group from a local strip club want to edge out the competition . a story go and i have see a lot bad and but a another reviewer note the execution be horrendous . the action sequence lack zip and drive and motivation and and be tissue thin . the act isn not even properly campy and the dialog be the pit . nothing and and i mean nothing be funny from the wince pun to the heavy hand boob reference . all could be forgive if the girl could make up for it and but they all fall way short . kitten and haji and and raven de la croix be all quite old ( still lovely in their own way ) yet expose nothing and become the antithesis of what they be try to be represent old and campy caricature of their former self . instead and they look so lame and desperate more because of the vehicle they be star in rather than their own ability . there be some other lovely lady and but you really do not see much of anything . pg 13 definitely could be an appropriate rating for this . the material and the actress and and director be all tired and tiresome and and date and again not funny . it be a brutal hour plus sit through this and and that be a shame a i be expect something campy and fun . the guy play bubba by the way be the only real laugh for me . not that he be good at all mind you and but every time he open his mouth i keep think how truly awful he be . the lone bright spot here at all be see mr. sci fi himself and forrest j. ackerman and play the curator of a wax museum and chat to his wax frankenstein affectionately call frankie . other than that this be a complete bust now how be that for another tired and dreadful and trite pun .