go to see the movie troy this afternoon . here what i learn representcontrary to popular opinion and history in general and greek men be not gay . ever . this be clearly establish immediately at the start of the film and reinforce every five minute or so thereafter . so it be safe for american dude to see this movie . helen of troy always have impeccable hair and makeup . she look gorgeous in all of her brief cameo scene which and though numerous and be probably all film on the same day and one after the other and with the director say and alright and now look beautiful . . . good . ok and now look frighten . good . now look depressed . good . now look interested . . . good . now look beautiful again . good . most greek and trojan men have british accent . those with american accent couldn not act . trojan look just like greek and but they tend to stay on the right side of the screen . brad pitt do not blink on camera . helen of troy big line be and theyre come for me . trojan music sound remarkably like modern bulgarian music . brad pitt thigh go all the way up . achilles have a young male friend with whom he be very close and but it ok. they be cousin . never mind what history say . peter otoole can tell an entire story with just an expression . trojan god apparently all have greek name and but their statue either look egyptian or like peter otoole in drag . greek men never touch each other unless they be fight and much like american men . all of the thousand of extra in the movie have exactly the same skin color . light egyptian and by max factor . troy have only three woman . there be lot of blond greek and which be good news for brad pitt and who would otherwise have really stick out . despite their coastal desert locale and greek have the uncanny ability to find unlimited amount of timber to build fire and funeral pyre and trojan horse and the like . british actor look silly with greek hairdo . brad pitt change expression only when the sun be shin directly in his eye . greek soldier fight constantly and but their outfit always look impeccable . greek soldier wear underwear under their skirt . apparently greek temple be always in ruin and even back when they be all new .