ain not it hilarious when an average schmo lead a pathetic life suddenly have something outrageously magical happen to him and turn his life upside down and cause him to learn a few valuable lesson along the way . that formula never get old and do it . it such a sure fire way to make a classic film . just look at major hit like liar liar and big . this must have be rob schneider line of thinking when he make semi successful deuce bigalow represent male gigolo and follow it with the animal . since i have already trace the plot through sarcasm and allow me to color it in more represent schneider play a loser cop who suddenly involve in a tragic accident but be save through surgery . by a loopy veterinarian who load him up with animal part and cause him to whinny like a horse at inappropriate time and run like a cheetah and etc . this movie be slightly more likable than other schneider star flick ( such a another lame same plot follow up the hot chick ) and but it almost feel like they want audience to hate it by cast a reality tv star a the romantic lead ( colleen haskell from survivor ) and insert a cameo by norm macdonald . my favorite scene . just do not exist . sorry nothing memorably good except the production value . i just want to end this review by say that slight reference to other movie in a movie can be okay and but when it come to line be deliver the exact same way ( you can do it . ) and there a word for that milking . actually and here another word cheap .