you know that feeling of hilarity you get when you watch a film that try so hard to be a serious and think provoke piece of cinema and fail miserably . when you can not help but bust out laugh at the sheer terrible nature of the trash litter your screen . house of the dead struggle to achieve even this low grade level of cinema . from start to end house of the dead manages to recreate the feeling like you have just wake up to find out that the cat have lay it curl business neatly on your forehead while you sleep . it be clear from the start that the female actor have be cast for their cleavage size ( which they exploit shamelessly ) whereas the male for their hardcore kick as attitude . i honestly do not care any of the character for any moment of the film and find myself actually wish their demise so a to spare me a good hour of this torture . uwe boll should have consider screen two hour of footage from the actual game a a movie . at least then we will get well act however not all blame can be place on the actor a it be certainly a challenge to produce a convincing film when face with the script of this film . it be arguably the bad section of the film and actually contains such line a represent these be zombie and pure and simple and no capn and we must not go there . it evil . we all know that zombie movie be never go to be particularly think provoking or full of mean while at best they be a harmless two hour of action and blood and closet terror . trash and yes and but entertain trash . not the kind of trash which burst out of your bin bag a you haul it across the room and smother your shoe in sour milk carton and decay banana skin . accord to imdb and house of the dead receive such bad review that no danish cinema buy the movie . if only we could have have the same privilege . final score represent negative .