it be cheese . if all you want be a video game and complete with what look like straight from the computer cutaway sequence for action the film be too cheap to actually make special effect for and this be it . my friend and i actually have a great time see it and since the theatre be mostly empty and we could heckle a bit . this movie really require heckle . plot . there be a plot . ok and some stupid college or later type get invite to the rave of the year and go to one of the san juan island ( if they would only stay back in seattle and they would have survive . direct quote and or nearly . ) to attend . they get there and everyone be go and and the site be somewhat wrecked ( but hey and the keg be still full . ) . with the help of a crusty old captain and a coast guard woman ( who act only slightly less tough and slightly less well than cynthia rothrock ) and they fight lot of zombie ( some which spit acid ) and get an earful of freaky legend and and mostly get kill . that about it . it not quite as bad a demonicus and but not by much and and still good than sever ( they be sort of my own personal alpha and omega for bad movie the former be bad but fun to heckle and and the latter be just too freak bad to watch more than once ) . on the other hand and if youre expect a video game movie as excellent a resident evil and run away . run away now . ok and some real big question ( without too many spoiler ) represent since when do spanish ship of the 18th century venture into the pacific northwest . why be anyone in the pacific northwest smuggling gun and and to whom canada and for cry out loud . why be a rave on an unnamed ( oh and excuse me and it call isla del muerto and shya and right ) san juan island and outdoors and still keep in mind this be the pacific northwet . and the rave have about 30 people in attendance the rave of the year and my patoot . lucky thing there lot of hatchet around . lot of them . everyone have them . must be a hatchet sale outlet nearby . finally and while the movie start out play with a little parody ( with nudge at i know what you do and jaw ) and it do not carry it through near enough . ok and really finally when the introductory comment ( in a voice over and no less ) casually mention that one of the character give up her boyfriend to focus on her fence you can be darn sure there will be some fencing by the end of the movie . not good fencing and but a couple of people hack at each other with sword and anyway .