my girlfriend once bring around the zombie chronicle for u to watch a a joke . little do we realize the joke be on her for pay £1 for it . while watch this film i start to come up with thing i would rather be do than watch the zombie chronicle . these include represent1 ) drinking bleach 2 ) rub sand in my eye 3 ) write a letter to brad sykes and garrett clancy 4 ) re enact the american civil war 5 ) tax return 6 ) gcse math 7 ) sex with an old lady . garrett clancy and aka sgt . ben draper write this . the guy couldn not even dig a hole properly . the best ting he do be kick a door down ( the best part of the film ) . this be the bad film i have ever see and and i have see white noise represent the light . never have a film have so many mistake in it . my girlfriend leave it here and so now i live with the shame of own this piece of crap . news just in represent owen wilson watch this film and try to kill himself . fact . do not watch .