this movie be truly brilliant . it duck through banality to crap at such speed you do not even see good sense and common decency to mankind go whiz past . but it doesn not stop there . this movie hit the bottom of the barrel so hard it bounce back to the point of ludicrous comedy represent behold a kor the beergutted conan wannabe with the over abundance of neck hair strut his stuff swing his sword like there no tomorrow ( and the way he swing it and i really be amaze there be a tomorrow for him and or at least and for his beer gut ) . don not miss this movie and it a fantastic romp through idiocy and and sheer bloody mindedness . and once you have finish watch this one and dry the tear of joy ( or tear of frustration at such an inept attempt at storytelling ) from your eye because some stupid f00l give these people another $ 5 to make a sequel .