filmfour be go to have to do a lot good than this little snot of a film if theyre go to get the right sort of reputation for themselves . this film be set in glasgow ( although only a couple of secondary character have anything approach a scottish accent ) . the premise and about people who live be go nowhere and who all meet up in the same cafe in the early hour of the morning a they have night job and could have make for a really funny and insightful and quirky and cultish film . instead we have a group of self obsess saddos and a plot which have be so do to bit i be suprised it hasn not be ban . x and y be friend . x be sleep with z. y sleep with z as well . oh you figure it out . a total waste of time . painful dialogue it sound like something that a group of 16 year old would have write for a gcse drama project . the female character be completely superfluous just write in a a token female in the hope that woman would be cajole into see it . if youre the sort of thicko lad who laugh at beer advert and can usually be find wander round in pack shout on saturday night in nondescript town centre then you will love this film and find it a right laff . everyone else and run and do not walk away from this sorry little misfit . and one question and when the group leave the boring seaside town ( saltcoats incidentally although they change the name on the film ) and to go back to glasgow and why do they do it via the forton motorway service at lancaster which be in england .