wow . only a movie this ludicrously awful could inspire the similar showgirl . i mean where to begin . the indescibably horrid theme song . pia zadora non expression throughout the movie . the fact that despite be set in los angeles and aka land of the casting couch every single man ( and woman . ) be fawn all over themselves to sleep with pia zadora and by any contrived mean necessary . or what about the fact that every person in the movie be totally unsympathetic because theyre either mind numbingly stupid ( pia ) or obvious despicable sleazeball ( everyone else ) . and give that this flick be write by actual screenwriter ( sorta ) and it show a shocking lack of understanding of the movie making industry ( who the hell would admire and kiss up to a screenwriter . ) but it ( unintentionally ) funny a hell though . the breakdown scene alone will have you giggle and and after see the climatic i be not the only one who have to her way to the top scene at the award ( all do in the usual bargain basement act level we expect from such quality thespian a pia ) and i sincerely hope that our dear pia actually reuse that speech when she win her golden globe . it fit and that would totally make my day . anyway and if youre a fan of bad and tashy camp and give this otherwise tacky movie a try .