first off i must stress how rare it be that i take the time to comment on a movie that i have see and it take a very special case for me to take the time and write about how i felt about a film . that say and of the hundred of movie i have watch i have see some of the most brilliant and shawshank and the scariest and the woman in black and the funny and shark attack iii represent megaladon and and now the bad represent vampire vs. zombie . the first thing that must be say be that this movie be not funny . for those that be look for a light hearted movie that will just be fun or at the very least so bad that it funny and look elsewhere . it be true that a movie such a this be not try to be subtle and brilliant and with a title such a this you should know what youre get into . that say and there be no excuse for a movie to abandon any and every rule that govern the movie making world . this be not an argument between the traditional movie making process and new and more artsy method to create a film and this be an argument between bad director and company be hold accountable for make terrible movie . this movie suffer from the over use say i do not know where to start . truly everything about this movie be break . from the acting and to the editing there be no reason any movie should ever fail to deliver a cohesive series of event such a vampire vs. zombie . some of the following problem be while 1. scene misfire it clear that the director and the camera crew and the actor be not on the same page . in one scene in particular the scene begin with the camera rest on the ground look at the passenger side door of a car . you be expect the person inside to get out and but there be a and and this be no exaggeration and 10 second and at least and delay between the camera come on and the director say action to where anything happen on screen . the viewer be leave star at a car door for the entire time with no sound and no movement and just the stereotypical dead air that radio or tv commentator dread . where be the editing . 2. act a forgivable offense in most case and you can not expect a movie like this to have oscar winner after all and but vampire vs. zombie take bad act to a whole other level . these actor be barely able to read their script obviously because anyone with any ability to read and to speak would have be able to pronounce the line good than these fool . my only comparison for act would have to be the opening scene from resident evil on playstation . but that act be even good . 3 story wait and what . story . again you can not expect this to be the great story ever tell and but be it too much to ask that we have some semblance of a narrative . why the vampire . who be the character . who be the bad guy . be there good guy . why all the lesbian . but most importantly and what the deal with the zombie . if you have see this movie then you will understand what i mean and but to those who haven not i will be plain and there be no zombie in this movie aside from maybe five minute of it . it be almost a if the director forget about the name of the movie and be force to throw some zombie in without explanation at the very end . there so much more and but i hope i have do enough to keep anyone from see this movie .