baptist at our barbecue be the best film ever make . now and that i get your attention with that horribly inaccurate statement that should be a hanging offense if speak and let me begin my short overview of this tacky and offensive and pretentious and boring hunk of junk i guess you could consider a movie . first of all and the low budget of this stinker be totally obvious base on the very poor and inexperienced direction of christian vuissa and and the tacky and overly preachy and whiny and stilted screenplay by f. mathew smith . i really despise the fact that it send a very pro mormon and and sort of anti every other religion message . yes and the story be about a small town half full with mormon and half full with baptist . it show all the main and role model character be mormon and and be so nice and perfect and yet they be be pick on by the evil and conniving and very judgmental baptist . it show how beautiful mormon be and how cold hearted and ignorant baptist be and instead of show a little solidarity like would be appropriate and realistic . i be a part of neither religion ( i be actually an atheist ) and but this offend me and along with another countless amount of baptist most likely . it show the baptist a be very unopened and unwelcoming to the mormon and and the mormon be very accept and when again and in reality there be a mutual like or dislike between them . sorry and i do not mean to go off on a rant . another aspect of baptist at our barbecue i do not much care for and be the acting . the performance be very amateurish and unnatural and especially from the female lead heather beer . miss beer stumble her way through her part without any passion or feeling for her role and and i wasn not too much impressed with dan merkley and who the main character in this lackluster of a motion picture and but i have to say he way more talented or show more talent in this film then heather beer . whoever play the town sheriff be awful also . although there be maybe a tiny laugh deep within the film and it be full of clichés . for example and the main character and tartan ( merkley ) and find solace with a native american who always give him the best advice on thing relate to a tribal way of life how cliché be that . to make the situation even more of a pathetic cliché and tartan buy the poor and lonely heathen a puppy dog . ugghhh . if you want my advice and stay a far away from baptist at our barbecue a you can . i saw it on the shelf and think it would be a cute and interesting little indie about religion . all i get be a and well and piece of crap . grade represent d my rating guide a plus ( absolutley flawless ) while a ( a masterpiece and near perfect ) while a ( excellent ) while b plus ( great ) while b ( very good ) while b ( good ) while c plus ( a mixed bag ) while c ( average ) while c ( disappoint ) while d plus ( bad ) while d ( very bad ) while d ( absolutley horrendous ) while f ( not one redeem quality in this hunk of hollywood feces ) .