well and maybe i be just have a bad run with hindi movie lately . i ask the video store guy for apharan ( prakash jha ) but be a new release and wasn not available yet . so i have to settle for this one . it turn out to be the stupid hindi movie i have see ( and i have see quite a few ) . no wonder bollywood be the laugh stock of the whole world . if imdb have negative rating and i would give garam masala a 10. i remember see a tv show about the jazzy premiere they have for it release in mumbai . all the usual celebs and their sideys show up . for some strange reason and people expect good stuff from piyadarashan . i do not like hulchul and hungama and or his other film . hulchul and probably dub from tamil or telugu and come across a very loud and in your face fare that again do not make much sense except in a bollywood flick . this late piece of utter cxxp prove that this guy have no brain . who make him a director and even a bollywood director at that . anyhow and to the film now . what start off a a romantic escapade turn into a non sensical woman hunt . two fashion photographer work for a magazine share an apartment ( isn not it similar to no entry where the 2 dude work for a gossip magazine and share an office . jezuz christ and now theyre copy their own story . ) well anyways and there some cook or chef that try to help one of the dodo in his quest for multi lateral love ( aka multi task plus multi timing ) . what happen in the end and i have no idea . i switch off mid way . what ridiculous junk . i can not believe they even release it . and how sadistic to wallow in their own filth . for which audience do they make it the poor illiterate indian mass ( 700 mil at last count ) or the well heel nri desis stay in phoren . either way it doesn not matter . neither group have any clue what make a good movie and probably deserves such god awful stuff . it a short review because there nothing to write about but the usual bag of f grade garbage . bollywood should change it name to follywood . and yes and this review be much good than the movie itself .