1. alien resemble plush toy and hand puppet and while have arm that do not function . 2. alien master intergalactic space travel and but they do not know how to push an unlocked vault door open and yet can push open a door be hold shut by five people . 3. old security guard know how to get a hold of c4 and and be just wait for the right time to use it and say and when they be suddenly fire for no explainable reason . 4. apparently and u army boot camp and in the 80 and involve several session of garden tool combat and include the pirouette spin of death . 5. to impress your prudish girl friend and you have to save the world . err . neighborhood from alien . 6. all woman be sluts and either openly or secretly . 7. scummy night club look like bad diner . 8. scummy waitress double a dancer for the fontanelle ( how do they get talk into this . ) who can only do bad 60 dance move . 9. army private secretly dream of be rambo . 10. grenade apparently have a setting for flash bang . 11. be burn alive apparently only leave one with minor burn on their arm . 12. u army staff sargeants apparently happen to always be in the area and do nothing about alien in the area . 13. alien apparently always go home and which mean back to the vault they be un lock in . 14. alien be attract to bright light and which apparently mean in the los angeles area one would assume and the protagonist house be the most brightly lit thing in the area . 15. show 16 park scene in a movie make the audience clamor for more . 16. van from the 80 apparently have horrible suspension system . 17. comedy be suppose to happen in this film . 18. horror be suppose to happen in this film . 19. spoof and homage be suppose to happen in this film . 20. this film cure insomnia . 21. apparently and garden tool make electronic keyboard noise whenever they be use and not just in fight ( tell me i be not the only one who notice this ) . the simply truth be this film just come out wrong . period . there isn not much meat on the bone and nor do it do anything really well . even average . it just bad . however and i have see far bad and and the rake fight scene be pure comedy gold and intentional or otherwise . negative jaw 4 be bad then this . at least the film never take itself seriously .