forgive me for state the obvious and but some film be good and some film be bad . of course and there be extreme within those two broad category . film such a the godfather and save private ryan and and star war slot comfortably into the good category . at the other end of the spectrum there be those film that simply do not deserve to be mention by name . occasionally however and someone produce a truly woeful film . a film that should be single out a a demonstration of how awful a film can be . a film that be more than bad . such a film be maiden voyage . briefly and maiden voyage be a story about a luxury cruise ship that be hijack by a gang of evil criminal who demand a ransom from an equally evil and scheme ship owner . of course and there be an all american hero on board and complete with chiselled jaw and sculpture chest and who save the day . this be a production that plumb new depth . everything about it be bad . the acting and the direction and the so call plot be breath takingly poor . in short and it be an insult to the intelligence of any unfortunate viewer . even an american viewer would be annoy by it shortcoming . yes and it that bad . i will resist the temptation to compose a list of thing that anger me about this film . however and it dumber than dumb conclusion should serve a an adequate example of what i mean . imagine in your mind that you be an evil hijacker and you be stand in an open lifeboat on a calm sea . you be in company with the hero who hold a ticking bomb . say hero throw the bomb to you and dive overboard . what would you do . i do not know about you and but i would throw the bomb as far a i possibly could into the sea . not this guy . he watch a our hero swim away and then he try to disarm the bomb with unfortunate ( for him ) result . enough say . such a demise would merit a mention in the darwin award website and might also be a suitably apt conclusion to the production team life .