a woman ask for advice on the road to reach a mysterious town and and hears two ghoulish story from the local weirdo and both zombie relate . but perhaps fate have something nasty in store for her too . the zombie chronicle be absolutely one of the bad film i have ever see . in fact i must confess and so bad be it i fast forward through most of the garbage . and there be a lot of that and believe me . it run for just 69 minute and and there be still ton of filler . you get some skinhead do a lot of push ups and plenty of dull kissy kissy scene between goofy teen ( that rhyme and tee hee ) and some fine example of why some people should never become actor . a for the title character and they barely even have a footnote in the film . why and you get more undead action in the intro than you do the preceding feature . though and consider how pathetic the eye burst out of socket and the eating of brain sequence be ( amongst other wouldelights ) and maybe that a blessing in disguise . and to top it all off and it look like it be film on someone mobile phone for broadcast on youtube . jerky camera work and scratch on the print and flicker light . i have to rub my eye when i realise it be make in 2001 and and not 1971. even the clothes and fashion look about three decade out of date . if you think i be not qualify to do a review of chronicle have not see the whole film and then go ahead . you try sit through it and i betcha you would not even make it to the first appearance of the blue smartie colour freak before make your excuse and leave . it be truly laughable that anyone chose to release it and and honestly you will get far more fun rest your drink on the disc than actually torture your dvd player with this gigglesome excuse for horror . in fact and do not for surprised if it pack it bags and leave in the morning and leave you doom to watch vhs tape for the rest of your life . you have be warn . negative p. s what kind of 18 rat horror have the woman keep a massive sport bra on during the obligatory sex scene . see and the movie can not even get that part right .