i have give this film an elevated rating of 2 star a i personally appear in minute 42 and 43 of the film . the road side bar scene in russia . in this scene the director of the movie offer me the immortal line 50 dollar . you drink and talk and but i felt that my polish counterpart could speak in a more convincing russian accent than i could and so i decline to take this speak part on . i be slightly starstruck a this be my first film experience . and who know . these line could have end up there with line such a i will be back and quite frankly my dear and i don not give a damn . have i speak that one line then my name would appear in the credit of rancid aluminium a heavy 1 instead of the name of ryszard janikowski . a time go on and i be count myself lucky that my name be in no way connect to this film . even though i spend a whole day on the set and in south wale hot spot barry island and no one could tell me what the actual storyline be . the caterer and the wardrobe lady all concur that it appear to have a lot of swear and nudity in it . thing could certainly have be bad if i would end up naked in this most dreadful of film . still . on the positive side . i get chat to rhys ifans during one break . i have no idea who he be and a notting hill be yet to be release and and not an inkling that he might be welsh . make various inappropriate comment about what an awful pit barry island have become since my childhood visit there in the 70 and 80 . it be only when keith allen show up that i realise i be in a quality production .