here another movie that should be load into a satellite and fire into space and point in the direction of the galaxy andromeda to show distant possible civilization the best of humanity . this movie be so endearingly stupid and revealingly honest in be little more than a rip off of the already bad movie classic king kong from 1976 that it not only manage to upstage that film in term of sheer belly laugh idiotic goofiness and but successfully predict much of peter jackson miserable 2005 computer cartoon bear the same name and as far a a romance between the giant ( here a yeti ) and a gorgeous human female ( antonellina interlenghi of umberto lenzi city of the living dead and who be very easy on the eye ) . the film be make for kid so aside from some innuendo over fish bone and a bizarre nipple tweak to say goodbye you can forget about sex the yeti even have a sort of giant jock strap to cover up his monstrous package and the result be even more amusing than anatomical correctness . but a a trade off you do get a wacky old scientist and two inquisitive kid and tony kendall in a rare turn a a duplicitous bastard of a villain and a helpful intelligent collie dog who get to have her own adventure ( dog adventure movie be big in europe for a while ) and of course emerges a the hero at the end for save the yeti and who turn out to be the good guy and glorious stuff like front end loader decorate to look like giant ape hand and a monster who size literally change scale from shot to shot and some inappropriately horrible death that will make the carnage in godzilla v the smog monster look tame by comparison and crowd reaction shot a plenty make up of either spanish and italian or canadian extra depend upon scene ( you can sort of tell where they be shoot from how the extra be dress ) and and some of the most enthusiastically stag but inept special effect work ever in a giant monkey movie . it here that the film win me over represent it enthusiasm just for be make . frank kramer be actually the same gianfranco parolini who bring the world sartana in 1968 and god gun the year before this and be a very important director in the spaghetti western and action or adventure genre film scene from the 1960 /1970 and by the time of yeti he be probably delight to get the work . i would say that this be his most adventuresome movie ever and or rather the one he take the most chance with and and may have felt more comfortable take those chance with the film aim at kid and family . the movie have a kind of reckless abandon to the way it be make that render the technical error or inconsistency totally meaningless . or rather they be part of the fun and and if the movie have be play seriously it wouldn not have work which be exactly why peter jackson movie suck . he forget to have fun with the material and let it dictate the outcome use his army of stupid power macintosh pod people animator and and with all it faults plus clunkiness and kramer yeti be actually closer to the spirit of why we watch movie like this and which be partly to see actor in ape suit tear apart miniature set on sound stage and not seamlessly animate vapid hour of nothing other than hard drive space . i would rank this up there with king kong versus godzilla and it . curse of the great golem a one of the most enjoyably improbable giant rampage monster movie ever . because the movie look so fake you can get over the story and just have fun watch stuff get wreck and trample and toss about and smash . know that and arm with a fertile and energetic enthusiasm for have the chance to make the movie and parolini pull out all the stop and delivers a full bodied adventure that might get a bit rough for some of the small tyke but be the first movie i will ever share with the grandkids someday when their stupid parent leave them with me for a weekend . this be stuff for the age and one of the most telling expression of humanity to ever be commit to celluloid . positive and it about ten minute too long but who care and you only come around once and i would rather go out with a smile on my face .