the only thing bad than surfer without any wave be a film about surfer without any wave . for viewer who love surf this film will be a gigantic disappointment since the total number of minute of surf footage struggle to reach three . the story be a slice of life about beached surfer who be wait not for the perfect wave and but for any wave at all . j. c. ( sean pertwee ) be an age super surfer who be flirt with a commitment with his girlfriend chloe ( catherine zeta jones ) . just a he be about to find grown up bliss with the woman he love and three old surf friend turn up and convince him to hit the beach look for monster wave at the bone yard . the trouble be and there be no wave until the very end of the film and so most of the story dissipate itself on a meandering succession of disconnected beach happening . the acting be mostly mediocre . sean pertwee have a few comical moment and but mostly his acting be mundane . ewan mcgregor be decent a the drug deal wild man and by far the most interesting and peculiar character of the bunch . probably the funny performance be turn in by peter gunn a terry who turn his corpulent body into a continual sight gag . catherine zeta jones be sexy a usual and but her character do not really have enough meat for her to show much act ability . there be really not much here on which to comment . i rat it a negative . it a real beach bummer .