back in my day a an usher private lesson play at the 4 plex i be work . it be a sleeper hit sell out friday and saturday night for several week . i never get around to see it but saw that it be on cable this last weekend and so i decide to give it a shot . what i witness for the next 90 minute be one of the bad movie i have ever see and one that make me terribly uncomfortable to watch . the basic story be a teenage boy lust after his sexy maid ( sylvia kristel ) . she and too and seem to feel an attraction towards the boy but for more sinister reason . so we get scene of the boy watch her undress and her invite him in to watch . and it go from there . eric brown and a the teenage boy and have to be one of the bad actor i have ever see . his scared reaction to every time sylvia take off a piece of clothing or when she touch him be horrible . i do not laugh a single time during this piece of junk . and let not get start on the subplot of the maid and chauffeur planning to extort money from the kid . let just say it involve fake a death and bury a body . i could go on and on but it get more ridiculous . the sex scene be the bad i have ever see . even though eric brown be old then he look and the fact be he look like a baby . it appear he have no idea how to kiss a woman ( if that be act then maybe i should re think my criticism of brown ) and it just come too close to border on child pornography to be erotic . i have never be so turn off by a sex scene even though miss kristel be quite beautiful with and without clothes . spoiler warn i must make mention of the last scene . to me it just plain sick but i can remember audience cheer a the film freeze frame and dissolve into credit . our hero return to school and begin a flirtation with one of the female teacher . he ask her out for dinner and she give him a look a if tom cruise have just ask her out . she nod affirmatively and he walk away and smile at the camera in triumph . give me a break . yes i be sure teacher all over would just risk everything for a plain look teenage kid . i will never understand the appeal this film have in 1982. certainly it be more then the nudity because there be plenty of teen sex comedy with nudity that bomb at the box office . and to think that these same teenager that cheer that movie 22 year ago be now work their way up corporate ladder and possibly help to run this country . that be a scary thought .