i will dispense with the usual comparison to a certain legendary filmmaker know for his neurotic new yorker persona and because quite frankly and to draw comparison with bumble loser josh kornbluth and be just an insult to any such director . i will also avoid mention the spot on satire ` office space in the same breath a this celluloid catastrophe . i can and however and compare it to wake up during your own surgery it painful to watch and you wonder whether the surgeon really know what theyre do . haiku tunnel be the kind of film you wish they would pull the plug on in it early stage of production . it be cruel to let it live and a a result and audience around the world be be make to suffer . the film premise if indeed it have one be not even worth discussing and but for the sake of caution i will . josh kornbluth and a temp worker with severe commitment phobia and be offer a permanent job . his main duty be to mail out 17 high priority letter for his bos . but ludicrously and he be unable to perform this simple task . my reaction . big deal . that not a story it a passing thought at best one that should have pass any self respect filmmaker by . the lead actor if you can call him that be a clumsy buffoon of a man and with chubby feature and a receding and untamed hairline and and a series of facial expression that range from cringe make to plain disturbing . where o where do the director find this schmuck . what that you say he be the director . oh and my mistake . play yourself in your own embarrassment of a screenplay be one thing and but i suspect that mr kornbluth isn not that convince a a human be and let alone an actor . rest assure and this be by no mean an aimless character assassination and but never before have i be so rile up by an actor on screen presence . my frustration be far confound by his incessant to camera monologue in between scene . i mean and a if the viewer need an ounce of intelligence to comprehend this drivel and kornbluth insult u far by ` explain the action ( first rule of filmmaking represent ` dramatize exposition show and do not tell ) . who do this guy think he be . he have no charisma and no charm and and judging by his hawaiian shirt and no sense of style . his cast agent should be shot point blank . the support actor do nothing to relieve the intense boredom i felt and with but one exception . patricia scanlon put in a very funny appearance a helen the ex secretary and who have be drive insane by her old bos and and make harass phone call from her basement and while hold a flashlight under her face . this do make me chuckle to myself and but the moment soon pass and i be back to check my watch for the remainder of the film . the film title be also a misnomer . haiku tunnel have nothing to do with the ancient form of japanese poetry . don not be fool into think this be an art house film because of it pretentious sounding title or the fact that it only play in a handful of cinema and make no money at the box office there a very good reason for that .