i think that and deep down in the darkest and slimy part of their heart and everyone like jerry springer just a little bit . while his show be undeniably offensive and stupid and it also give u a chance to see that and relatively speaking and most of u have it real good . when you look at the trailer park livin and dollar whiskey drinkin and incest lovin people on the springer show and it make even your bad day seem like a walk in the park . jerry be perform a public service and and we should be grateful . he ditch a political career to host the show and just for u . what we should not be grateful for in any way be the piece of garbage movie ringmaster . ringmaster show what life be like for people who wind up be guest on the show and or so they would like u to think . the movie follow the pre requisite springer story line represent love triangle . one triangle involve connie and her daughter angel and and her husband rusty . the other involves starletta and vonda and and demond . when the two hapless group meet up in la and their life intertwine and collide head on and all culminating in an explosive episode of the springer show . it like what short cut would be if robert altman have have a severe crack habit . ringmaster be true to the show and a it be stupid and offensive from start to finish . it also make me very glad that i do not live in the squalor it character do . but the movie have a problem . it bill a a comedy and but it just isn not very funny . what laugh there be to be have be few and far between . maybe some people watch this and laugh non stop . if you think blow job and rape be funny and well then i guess youre one of those folk . personally and i laugh two or three time and spend the rest of the movie in utter awe of the agonizing horror of white trash life . the jerry springer show just isn not mean to make the leap from tv to the silver screen . what funny in an hour long show ( less and when you count commercial ) isn not necessarily go to be funny in a ninety minute movie . movie have to tell a story and and that something else ringmaster have trouble with . the story be threadbare . there be so many plot hole and continuity error that any attempt at tell a cohesive narrative be quickly put asunder . and even if there weren not such problem and how much fun can you pull out of a story of stereotypical people in a stereotypical story . even the hollywood formula couldn not make this good . ringmaster represent be so bad and it even screw up the best part of the springer show represent the final thought . somehow and even the smart and simple aspect of the show wind up blow hard than the slutty woman the film be build around . the bad offender in all of this be springer himself . he such a bad actor that he can not even play himself convincingly . watch springer play springer be sad . it like he be go for a what if woody allen play jerry springer vibe and and he fail . miserably . he go to the trouble of produce this disaster and the least he could do be try to make it just that much good . not that i be say everyone else in this movie put in an award worthy performance . just the opposite . they all suck . not so surprisingly and no one in this movie go on to greatness . the best any of them be do be molly hagan land a job on a nickelodeon sitcom . apparently and nickelodeon have no problem with hire a woman who star in the most vile film of the 90 to star in a child program . it make you wonder what kind of thing the other adult on that channel have do in their past . here be my final thought represent what we have here be a group of people with no self respect and a man with money to burn and who have meet and put their resource together to produce a film that show how much they hate themselves and how little they think of the intelligence of their viewing audience . should we accept people who make movie that treat u like severely brain damage lump of goo . i say no . somewhere out there and in this crazy and mix up world and there be a perfect movie for each of u . we just have to keep look for it . until next time and take care of yourselves and your loved one . and do not ever watch ringmaster .