i very nearly walk out and but i would pay my money and and my nearly as disgusted friend want to hold out . after the endearing and wide eyed innocence of a new hope and the thrill sophistication of the empire strike back and i remember await return of the jedi with almost ache anticipation . but from the opening scene of this insultingly commercial sewage and i be bitterly disappointed and and enrage at lucas . he should have be ashamed of himself and but this abomination undeniably prove that he doesn not have subatomic particle of shame in his cold and greedy heart . episode i would go on to reinforce this fact your honor and i call jarjar binks ( but please issue barf bag to the member of the jury first ) . from the initial raising of the gate at jabba lair and this film be nothing more than a two plus hour commercial for a many licensable and profit making action figure a lucas could cram into it the pig like guard and the hokey flesh pigtailed flunky and that vile muppet pet of jabba and the new and recycled cabaret figure and the monster and etc . and etc . and ad vomitum . then there be the detestably cute and marketable ewoks . pile on top of that all of the rebel alliance alien . fifteen second each on screen ( or less ) and the kiddy just get ta have one for their collection . the blatant and exploitative financial baiting of child be nauseate . lucas do not even bother to come up with a new plot he just exhume the death star from a new hope and heave in a boatload of cheap sentiment . what an appal slap in the face to his fan . i can not shake the notion that lucas take a perverse pleasure in inflict this dreck on his fan represent i have get these lemming hook so bad that i can crank out the bad piece of stink and putrid garbage that i could dream up and and they will flock to the theater to scarf it up . plus and all the kiddy will whine and torture their parent until they buy the brat a complete collection of action figure of every single incidental undeveloped and cartoonish caricature that i stuff in and and i get a cut from every single one . it will make me even more obscenely rich . there may have be a paltry and partial handful of redeem moment in this miserable rip off . i seem to recall that harrison ford manage to just barely keep his nose above the surface of this cesspool . but whatever tiny few bright spot there may be be massively obliterate by the offensive commercialism that lucas so avariciously embrace in this total and absolute sell out to profit .