intergalactic criminal kol ( ross hagen ) have be sentence to death and await execution on a spaceship design for just such a purpose . but tonight there go to be a jailbreak and and kol flees on a conveniently place escape pod and fly towards earth ( which apparently be nearby ) . there he confront a group of teenager ( who look thirty ) and a game warden ( john phillip law ) and who help protect him from his bad nightmare . the bounty hunter and executioner android ( or more properly gynoid ) the alienator . from the cover of the box and i be confident this be go to be an awful movie . but and as awful a it turn out to be and it be a ton of fun a well ( probably at least partially because i be watch it with someone who happen to be intensely awesome ) . the director ( fred olen ray ) and who have specialize in make over one hundred low grade film ( most notably hollywood chainsaw hooker ) and do what he do best and throw together a plot that only half make sense and give u rudimentary special effect . bonus represent p. j. sol appear ( a tara ) and obviously at a low point in her career . sure and there plot hole . why be there hillbilly redneck in california ( allegedly los angeles county if i understand the warden correctly ) . what up with the space woman tacky blouse . why be there a subplot about the ship captain forcefully try to win her heart when this story go nowhere . what the heck be quadrant 5. how do chicken wire create an electromagnetic field that will short circuit an android and yet land mine do virtually nothing . why do kol look like a drunk and native american football player with emphysema . and the lund guy ( robert clarke ) . do his character even have a point . do the game he play with the captain have a point . do this movie have a point . but the big mystery be the android ( or gynoid ) the alienator and play by teagan clive . what be an alienator . why do it look like daryl hannah from blade runner and only much large . because and see and if something be a cyborg and it part human . but if it an android and it all machine . this be an android and so there be no reason to make it look human . it could have look like anything . yet and the person who design her make her the size of a linebacker and with david bowie hair and a leotard that show me just a little too much . if youre go to make a female android and wouldn not the purpose be to have her be seductive and lure enemy in . mission not accomplish . they say beauty come in all shape and size and but i think i find a huge exception . if mystery science theater 3000 be still around today and this film would be on a very short list of movie that need to get harangue . beyond the butt nasty alienator ( sorry and teagan and female weight lifter be gross ) the film be alright . maybe there not much of a story and maybe the character aren not really very interesting . and maybe the scene with the deer be incredibly adorable for no particular reason what use do a killer robot have with a deer . but overall and i actually like the movie . i would not be pimp it out to my friend or run out to my local video store to pick up the late dvd copy ( which i be sure be just pack with amazing special feature not ) . but i consider see this movie time well spent and look forward to similar adventure in the future .