vampire vs. zombie wasn not the original title . it be actually . nasty lesbian semi vampire and two zombie get hit by car represent special guest appearance by bob the lesbian gypsie witch and her dog and random woman with special power and the catholic school girl short skirt zombie choir . also on the box represent warn represent no plot only the writer and director will understand the end and or anything else in this movie . seriously though and i love bad movie . i love vampire . i love zombie . hell and i even enjoy the lesbian . this movie combine all three with a vague and confusing ( or non existent ) plot and horrendous ( i mean really bad ) dialogue and and random stuff and people that have nothing to do with anything ( or do they . i do not know what in the world be go on ) . oh and and i can not forget the green oatmeal zombie in latex glove ( yes and the film maker be so cheap they couldn not even cover their zombie hand in oatmeal and paint ) . any way and the result be this excruciatingly bad film and if you could even call it that . be the end suppose to not make sense . the vampire be really nurse and the other girl be really a mental patient . where be the vampire vs. zombie . hell and where be the vampire at all . you really couldn not call any of the girl vampire . whatever . don not ever rent or buy this movie . if you be really curious . okay and i will understand . seriously and even lover of bad movie would not be able to stand this one . it should be number 1 on the bottom 100 .