a horror fan we all know that blind rental be a crap shoot . sometimes we find a real gem and but many time we find that the film we have just spend our hard earn money on be nothing more than a putrid steamer make bad by the completely undeserved rave review and film fest award list on the box . such be the case with five across the eye ( a title i be sure be a double entendre refer to both the film budget and the compulsion anyone watch it might have to use all five finger to stab their eye out ) . the story and or and at least what the ahem writer think pass for one and center on a group of teen girl who unwisely decide to go on a backwoods joyride late at night after leave a football game and run afoul of a crazy woman who play cat and mouse with them a punishment for what she think the girl find in her car after a fender bender in a gas station parking lot . in fairness and it an interesting idea . some of the best horror have very simple story line . it in the execution of five across the eye that this idea fall flat . the film try to be a cross between the blair witch project with it shaky camera work and the texas chainsaw massacre in it bare bone approach to the material but succeed at be neither . what we get instead be redundant scene of chase and torture and release while chase torture and release and in that order for 94 minute with long interlude of bitching and moaning and and incoherent ramble act a plenty of pad in between chase sequence . the look of the film be incredibly grainy and dark and which and in a good make film might have enhance the tension and the realism . here it merely annoy . the character be undeveloped and the viewer be hard press to find anything to sympathize with them . one character stop to get a first aid kit and tend to some scrape on her face while gunshot heard in the background indicate her friend may be get kill . another girl mutter hilariously dumb line like don not go out there and she will get you and if she get you she will kill you and if she kill you youre dead . it be an accolade from fangoria magazine and dreadcentral . com list on the box that compel me to check this one out . talk about a fake orgasm . perhaps my expectation would have be meet have this be in the comedy section . i be all for low budget indie horror but this one take the crap cake . give five across the eye ( or fate while get it . ) a pas . razorfriendly give fate 1 slash out of five or .