believe it or not and the woodchipper massacre give me full blown gonorrhea . that right and i have get a rainbow of discharge spew from me just because a group of kid go play around with a camcorder and somehow make a deal with the devil and get distribution . it beyond my comprehension how anyone with moderate intelligence could tolerate this pant load of a film . the only reason i manage to sit through the whole thing ( not without several suicide attempt along the way ) be because and well first off and i be delirious with boredom and and second i guess i want to far explore this newly discover type of hate i be experience . this movie be a hot on video horror or comedy about three sibling who be leave for the weekend in the care of their bitchy elderly aunt . the young kid end up stab the old lady accidentally with his rambo replica hunt knife . they then get to dismember auntie with various tool ( apparently she do not have a single drop of blood in her body . ) and heave her into their dad rent wood chipper . her convict son then stop by look for his mom and the kid end up grind that jackass too . i do not recall ever see a cast of annoy actor that actually cause me nausea . seriously and that one blond chick voice have me wince in pain constantly . all of the actor be downright atrocious literally just scream their phony sound dialog and crack joke that must have be write by a chimp that just do not care . now and i can usually appreciate independent effort and but only from those who can realize that people other than their relative might be watch this . i do not need to see a 3 minute shot of a car pull out of a drive way and a torturous and painfully long lawn groom montage with some ridiculous and fluttery music playing over it . plus and why the hell do the box of this movie have a bloody piano on it . there be a piano in one scene and no one be kill near it . i be through with reminisce about this movie . unless you like insufferable crap and i would advise anyone with half a brain to avoid this trash .