only a handful of the segment be engage here . a segment with a garage attendant from nigeria be heartbreaking . one with fanny ardent and bob hoskins make it point and twist by twist until the final shot overplays thing . the problem with this movie be that only a few of the clip invoke paris . the others be so scatter shot in theme and tone and volition and production that you may as well be watch the year best commercial and 2006. it really all over the place . it doesn not develop over it run time and and nothing reign the director in . no construct successfully join the piece . tedium set in . i be at the one hour and twenty minute point and elijah wood be in some dumb and over commercial and overproduced vampire shtick . it have about as much to do with paris a old lady knit in the antartic . fantasy show up i think first in the coen brother segment ( uh and thanks j and e for ruin another movie ) and then make way too many appearance . the point of be in paris be that you do not need make believe crap to make your day extraordinary . why divide it by neighborhood if quartier de la madeleine be equate with vampire for some loser director . have there ever be a genre more over represent than the vampire film . every three year we get the same lame vampire clichés . make thing bad be that the switch from segment to segment be pretty artless . the transition get lose . this doesn not feel intentional and it feel sloppy .