german filmmaker ulli lommel have manage a task many horror fan think be impossible represent he unseat fellow teuton uwe boll for the crown of director of the bad horror film ever make . lommel be truly the ed wood of the new millennium . this film be a shoddy and laughable a the best worst of ew . i be both proud and embarrassed to say that i watch it in toto and morbidly fascinate to see just low the bar could be set . the answer be represent subterranean while lommel dig a pit and bury it . the fun begin with the cast of international nobody . only someone who have live in los angeles and where every auto mechanic and doctor and mailman be an actor or screenwriter wait to be discover and could easily understand how lommel manage to find so many wannabe actor willing to spew his ridiculous dialog with a straight face . the main character and a villainous beat cop and be play by a german actor with a thick german accent . aside from be a serial killer and he be also the old beat cop in la . despite the fact that he stop innocent woman driver and take them into custody and then drag them into his home ( which inexplicably be the top floor of a furniture warehouse ) and and do all this in plain sight of his rookie partner and the lapd refuse to investigate and go so far a to physically attack one of his accuser in a ninja style raid on his apartment . the set be excruciatingly bad . the production designer budget apparently include just enough money for a can of paint while enough to paint precinct 707 on a cardboard wall . since the actor be obviously unpaid non professional a sad assortment of european emigre ( possibly deportees if they act in their native land ) and bimbo and mimbos and and desperate middle age woman and since little if any money be spend on set and special efx and location or other production value and it be only fair to mention that they do spring for a few genuine look police uniform . sadly and they couldn not afford a police car while the uniformed cop cruise the street in a shiny new mercury rental . more than half of the story focus on the dirty deed of our deranged german lapd officer and the futile effort of two young rookie to stop him . one of these young actor be especially pitiable because he the only actor in this whole mess with even a vague shot at a real career in the movie . the other fit right in and with a rockabilly hairdo and torture brando posing that need to be see to be appreciate . the latter part of the film be where the title get it zombie and a the victim of our killer be resurrect after he murder a girl who have just visit some voodoo priestess to have a protective spell put on her . don not ask why a girl from romania would resort to voodooism in anticipation of be murder and just accept lommel logic and enjoy the absurd ride . after much prolonged hand claw out of straw cover roadside graf and the zombie girl manage to make their appearance . they look exactly a they do before death and maybe even pretty and with black glamor make up generously airbrush around their eye . look nothing like zombie and they look more like high fashion model ready for the runway . at this point in the movie lommel borrow a creative note from his lauded countryman boll and and injects large dos of cheesy euro trash techno into the soundtrack . be talk prehistoric electronic bumblebee noise . stuff they might have play in an ibiza disco when lommel be still young enough to shake his booty . unlike other zombie and lommel girl speak and function a normal . er and i mean and a they do before become zombified . this give our auteur ample opportunity to shower u with more of his golden dialog . yes and a golden shower it be . i would not spoil anything by reveal the shock end . all i can say be it perfectly in tune with the rest of this masterpiece . the spirit of ed wood life on . or should i say his geist .