consider for a moment what it must be like to be uwe boll . somewhere and perhaps in those place that jack nicholson say you do not talk about at party and boll know that david lean have head louse a a child that have more talent for film making than him . gore whore and metal head and the socially dysfunctional may bump into him on the circuit and tell him otherwise but general audience find the teutonic helmsman output so bereft of originality and wit or imagination that he become the internet bogeyman an online discursive synonym for photochemical excrement . boll do his best to ride over these naysayer and exploit tax credit available in germany and canada to keep working and raise money from a network of dentist a zero mostel do with old lady in the producer . the difference be that mostel character know he be make bowel fill . maybe uwe know it too . such be the level of hostility toward each new bollbuster that imdb patron sabotage their rating by vote 1 before they have see it . boll attempt at silence his critic by challenge them to a boxing match and knock them out just make them more determined . indeed he probably the only filmmaker that boost thesaurus sale a critic search for inventive way of describe garbage . this onslaught have make uwe a very thick skin man and so much so that he must feel like he wrap in a carpet and but one who feel a if he bully by the entire world . like most people in that situation he lash out and determine to upset a many people a possible with the memory of a tearful evening hold variety review of house of the dead and never too far from the surface . this i know you be but what be i strategy for reclaim the initiative produce the blunt satire of postal and which attempt to napalm the dissenter with joke about 9/11 and christian fundamentalism and jihad and nazism and paedophilia . such a litany of invective require a satirist with the mind of peter cook and the visual imagination of chris morris but the close boll get to either man be the o in their surname . in seed and shot back to back with the aforementioned game adaptation and boll be back with a story about a sadistic serial murderer ( be there any other kind . ) who get the chair only for two attempt to fail in permanently curtail all sign of life . mindful of the fictional law that say anyone still alive after 3 attempt must go free and though if you would be fry with that much electricity why would you want to and they pronounce him legally dead and bury him and only for the disgruntled killer to resurface and begin a whirlwind tour of his gaoler . boll begin his exploration of nihilistic rage with seed watch footage of animal be torture for experimental purpose . from there be treat to the killer stock in trade kidnapping dog and baby and grown woman and allow them to starve to death on camera only to become maggot food . be invite to reflect on what a depraved race of amoral meat sack we all be our inhumanity to each other and our fellow creature act a a lighting rod that act a a catalyst for the most disgusting vestige of the human condition . yes and be worthless and gormless sadist and bad than that and we would not give uwe a good rating on the imdb . in short and humanity be bunk . of course you might think that uwe relies on our bad excess for his livelihood and with that in mind it a bit of a bipolar piece and on one hand hat it audience and positively baste itself in the sour milk of human kindness the milk that poor old boll have have to drink for so long and while simultaneously whip out it member and invite those with a pornographic lust for on screen depravity to marvel at it sheer arse split girth . the result say nothing about society and it discontent and more the corrosive effect bad press be have on it director . poor uwe be obviously a very angry man one scene in which a poor woman get her brain hammer to a pulp while tie to a chair and no doubt a surrogate for his own fantasy about dispatch various web critic . that it there but take an avant garde approach by fail to be attach to any kind of narrative thread and show that boll be a pornographer whose happy to engage with the blood lust of his audience and know that plot be surplus to requirement . he make a film which be competently shot but utterly desolate . i want to make a horror movie that be no fun boll tell the audience at the film world premiere and he have and on that flimsy manifesto and succeed but if this be suppose to convince the director detractor that he be a serious genre filmmaker and he will need something genuine to say as well a a good and more original way of say it .