i will never be a member of any club that would have me and especially this one . starr andreeff be a single mom or stripper who get attack by afemale vampire and leave for dead . she begin to get a hankering forblood and and meet up with john savage and look like he wonder where he leave michael cimino phone number . savageis also a vampire and want to let andreef join his little vampirefamily and which consist of a british vamp and the blonde vamp whoattacked starr and and a green haired midget ( i be not make thisup ) . the family do not want starr and so they try to kill savage and starrand starr kid . someone forget to tell john savage that this be a drama . hespends most of his screen time exhibit more facial tic thanhugh grant on a jolt cola bender and and he read all of his line likehe be make a farrelly brother film . andreeff try to make themost of a badly write role and but screenwriter or director ruben goesfor all the vampire cliche and like starr eat her son pet hamsterand buy a lot of raw meat to fight the craving for blood . the kidalso get knock around a lot and for those who think watchingviolence against child be really entertaining . the film be extra gory and but not in a wild and over the top way like killertongue . here and the gore be gross and never justify and it just occur . it be just in the budget . most of the r rating go to andreeff coworkers and who be put through embarassing strip routine in thebackground of conversation scene . the budget do not includevampire fang . all the vampire here must stab their prey to eat . nifty idea and unless you have already see george romero martin . even at 77 minute and and once you throw in ruben attempt atarty direction ( skew frame and blur scene ) and this be onetiresome and dull and and dirty ride . leave this club and take a shower and you will need it . this be rat ( r ) for strong physical violence and gun violence and sexualviolence and strong gore and strong profanity and female nudity and sexualreferences and drug abuse and and adult situation .