hollywood now have officially go too far and i really hope that this travesty of a motion picture create a genuine backlash against their crap machine and in spite of the good box office return . if you be an industry person read our comment look for hint on what to do next and stop . stop make our tv show into these repellent and stupid and money grub waste of time movie that suck . by do so you be prove one thing represent hollywood be out of idea and and go to see the movie they churn out only perpetuate the cycle of disgust . what next you guy gon na go and ruin the bionic man . the film be just plain wrong and and manages to get the most stupid and simple fact of the show totally incorrect by forget ( or ignore ) that tom wopat and john schneider bo and luke duke be reform moonshiner . they have be bust and learn their lesson and go straight and and be there to help people and be good neighbor who just happen to shoot dynamite tipped arrow from hunt bow and drive like steve mcqueen . denver pyle uncle jessie be also the moral center of the family and always insist that the boy do good and even at their own expense or embarrassment while he make sandwich and coffee for when the chore be do . they always do the right thing and have a sort of earnest naiveté about them that be quite appeal . we want to be more like them than we be and sorta . my favorite gimmick from the show be how they always buckle their seat belt before roar off and which be apparently too moral for this film . by transform the duke family into a pack of leer and wisecrack and criminally mind and redneck baiting and misogynistic loser the movie have no moral standpoint and where the show be all about how honest or incorruptible the duke be be the duke boy in this movie suppose to come off a good guy . i want to punch them both in the nose . they seem to have a lot of free time on their hand that could be spend do chore back at the farm and end up pursue less than noble end and if not act like a pair of 14 year old boy who haven not grow up . there should be no marijuana use and no gawking at buxom and nubile coeds and their breast and no shenanigan involve the brother in da hood . all of it look like the work of a marketing consultant who take a poll at the mall of what 14 year old boy like to see in movie . the problem be that 14 year old boy can not possibly remember the show and imho shouldn not be see this movie either and and the parent who might feel nostalgia for the show will be disgust by what the writer and director and producer do to our collective memory just to part u from our money and which be exactly how i feel . what be they think . and boy do they ever get daisy wrong . jessica simpson all dolled up like a pamela anderson mall slut may be the only reason for anyone to see this disgrace and but you can service your need just fine download some promotional still of her and print them up and pin them to the wall in a restroom . she be hardly in the film at all ( which be the movie only save grace ) and and the ten minute or so they use her be still excessive . catherine bach daisy may have have the same kind of short and and long leg that make people feel funny just look at her and but the daisy she play be a person . the pratfall she elicit by simply be who she be have an almost natural ring to it . she remain one of the most outrageously sexy pop culture icon ever create but there be somebody at home . and most importantly she be a sweet and care person who couldn not help it if the guy go ga ga over her . by contrast and jessica simpson appear phony and contrive and make up and costume and pose and aloof and bore and out of place and and i do not think she even look that great in the outfit . she doesn not look like a person but a plot device and conjure up during a deal with someone represent her agent . ms. simpson would be well advise to fire that person immediately and pretend like the whole thing never even happen . whatever the joke be and she isn not in on it and be disgracefully exploit for t and a. if that all she want from her career and executive produce the sequel if only to ensure yourself enough screen time at least and because this effort be just pathetic . the bottom line be skip it . for the cost of two ticket and a slurpee to go you can pick up one of warner bros. excellent box set collection of the original show on dvd and the entire family can watch them together . that be why it work . the only real purpose i can see in the film might be it future use a an interrogation tool at guantanamo bay . twenty minute of this and they will be sing a choir . negative and and i mean it . and stay the hell away from the bionic man and you schnooks .