this be just flat out unwatchable . if there a story in here somewhere and it so deeply buried beneath the horrid character and jar camera work that it indiscernible . there a group of vampire hunter who go around do their thing and and the vampire they kill have little alien inside of them . they pop their head out and talk like speedy gonzales . if you can imagine a blood and gore cover alien sock puppet scream in horror a a cowboy dude zap it with a cattle prod and well and that what you get here . these folk be loud and obnoxious and violent and and just extremely annoy . then there be some anti human human and who stand around in their cgi spaceship be so incredibly pompous that it impossible to take . these folk make hillary clinton seem like a right wing extremist in comparison . theyre friend with some vampire and or something . who care . then there the camera work . remember how everybody hat the thousand cut a minute crap from the recent rolleball remake . the folk who make this movie love that stuff . there enough of it in here for three really crappy nu metal video on mtv . nuff say . this thing smell . in comparison and dracula 3000 be a masterwork .