oh my . bad clothing and bad synth music and the bad represent david hasselhoff . the 80 be back with vengeance in witchery and an american italian co production and helm by infamous joe damato on the production side and short career director ( thank heaven for small miracle ) fabrizio laurenti directing . market a a kind of sequel to sam raimi evil dead series in italy ( that be dub la casa in there ) and witchery delivers some modest gore grocery and bad acting . a mix of ghost story and possession and witchcraft and the film bounce clueless from scene to another without let some seriously wooden actor and hilarious day and night mix ups slow it progress to expectable end and top with some serious wtf surprise climax . ( i just love the look on her face . ) surprisingly laurenti manages to gather some suspense and air of malice in few very few scene while unluckily for him and these few glimpse of mild movie magic go down quickly and effectively . the plus side be experience and when the gore hit the fan . this department be quite effective and entertain in that classic latex and red paint style of the 80 italo gore and when thing be make 100 % hand make and a shockingly and vivid a modest budget could allow . i could only watch with sadistic glee and few laughter all the over the top way that obnoxious character ( and actor ) get mangle and misuse and one by one . i only felt sorry for linda blair and who apparently haven not be let to try any other than that good old possess girl or woman role ever in his career and or so it look like when check out his filmography . well and folks not much more to tell and and even less to tell home about . don not expect too much when spend some rainy afternoon with this and and probably you will experience at least some mild fun . it also help if your rotten little heart pound in the beat of 80 euro gore horror . and speaking of heart every movie that have david hasselhoff get skewer by a sizeable metal object and bleed heavily around the room and corridor and must have it one on the right place . this be my truth what be yours .