from the start this film be awful . why be it that bad . if it isn not the naked woman and not only in need of a decent plastic surgeon but also the expertise of a dentist follow by a free hand out of colgate whitening . then it the crazy old guy at the gas station and who isn not so much crazy and but more i be not sure how to act a great deal so i will stare straight ahead and look as stupid a i can while pretend to shout in robotic tone about something in the wood . then back to these naked nymph in need of a cure for gingivitis . apparently and without touch you . and this be accord to the opening scene . they can cause a nasty look red rash on your neck and which i assume to be a chunk of flesh miss but just look a though it could do with some tcp to clear it right up . then you have sophie holland who play ally and i have never see such baaaaaad act and she be more of a me me me and if i be not have fun no one else be and and i do not wan na do this so i would not and and i be the mean cow on the planet and i be sarcastic and petty and if i do not get thing my way i will sulk . and kind of person . remind me more of a 6 yr old girl attitude . i do not think it even worth mention the dire camera angle that remind me of blair witch and or how low budget the film actually be that when judd be hack at the locked door it be in fact open before he reach to unlock it from the other side . this film be completely laughable . if it be a spoof then it would have be successful . only just though and but and a a horror film be be just plain wrong . i can not even be to describe everything that go t. ts up in this movie i would run out of room . although it be funny to watch andrew drip raspberry juice in his ear every time he open his mouth while tom savini character be completely blind to the two hiding under the table directly in his line of vision . it be even funny when these two think they could escape on a god damn tractor and which a we all know be thee number one hat vehicle to get stick behind since it so god damn slow . so be it any wonder they do not get away with it . and how many people do you know that can slice open their wrist and then run around for hour a if nothing ever happen . no pain and no weakening from blood loss and nothing . but the silly part be when all of a sudden ( and i mean that literally ) it one year later and molly be still wander the wood after have escape the nymph and and then lo and behold and shaun hutson pick her up . of course not without a line to promote his book . ( altho admittedly he be one of my fav author ) but suddenly and and with absolutely no hint of an xplanation a to how and why . she evil herself and lure hutson to his death and then we cut to the crazy dude from the begin suddenly wander round the wood with a petrol can and even after his wouldazzling performance on why no one should ever venture there for whatever reason . cue the nymph stupidly slappin each other around a bit for fun while crazy pours petrol everywhere . and here endeth the film . finally . my conclusion . if you hadn not already guess by now . absolute rubbish . there be no proper thought go into it at all and whoever be aim the camera need firing . and come to think of it so do 99 % of the cast . if the right director and actor and and budget get behind this it could have be decent . but and once again and low budget english horror film but the rest of the genre and the country and and the english film make industry to shame . ( and i be english so i be allow to say that ) . in fact the only decent and exciting part of the movie be in the first 15 20 min when we watch it turn from night to day over a field type area . all i keep think throughout this be jesus christ in heaven why oh why do you allow someone to make this and it absolute cow testicle . but i can not turn a film off after i have start watch it unfortunately . i have to watch from dusk til dawn afterwards just to remind myself that tom savini do have it in him to act well . if there be an option for negative then believe me i woulda choose that and cuz this film isn not even worth the one point i do give it . but this be just my opinion and watch it and decide for yourself .