this santa movie start off strange and i think santa might be a pedo . instead of the usual elf toy maker and this santa have apparently kidnap kid from all across the globe and make them sing a bit like character from it a small world . i guess there be no child labor law on the weird astral plane on which he live ( it apparently not the north pole and not on earth ) . none of these kid seem very happy and i keep want to see commandos break in and rescue the tyke and though i guess for some of the third world kid and these working condition be perhaps an improvement over local sweatshop . i sure hope that all they do be sing and make toy . then and the scene abruptly change to hell where lot and lot of demon dance about like they be in a busby berkeley musical . this fun in put to a stop by satan who order one of them and pitch and to go to earth to ruin christmas . personally and i think this movie already do that . the devil and his imp be actually kind of cute like hot stuff from the harvey comic but with cool evil goatee . or and if you be puerto rican and like a vejigante mask with a goatee . somehow a poverty stricken mexican kid name lupita and a group of jerky kid who want to mug santa and some rich kid be key battleground for the devil and santa . so and if the prince of darkness ( not donald trump and it the other prince of darkness ) can somehow make her steal and be bad and he will win what and we do not really know . in fact and a they root her on and you get the impression that the film maker intend santa to be jesus a he have all these great power and fight the devil over kid soul . later and santa meet with his friend and merlin . he ask him to make him a special powder that make people dream nice dream . consider how much santa laugh in the film ( like a demented chipmunk ) and i assume he must use this drug a lot . he immediately go to see a blacksmith who make him a magic key that open all door . consider he keep kid a his personal assistant and this magic key thing worry me immensely . during santa christmas eve ride and you see lupita behave like a little angel one problem down . santa then take time out now to take care of the rich kid whose parent be selfish jerk . he give them some sort of crazy cocktail which magically solve their problem two problem solve . this be a rare case where alcohol or drug help kid and solves problem . and a for the little mugger and he give them coal . frustrate with his loss to santa and pitch then try to steal the sleigh ( which be pull by creepy animatronic deer ) . when this fail and he destroy santa stash of amagic powder . a a result and santa can not become invisible to avoid dog and get tree . uh and oh . how can santa take a detour to the betty ford clinic if he stick up a tree . will st. nick get down from the tree and get the monkey off his back or will the devil win . if you care and tune in and see . however and be warn that the film be bat crap crazy . technically speak and the film be yecchy . while it be in color and it really gaudy . the music be mostly do on an organ which and along with bad sing from the kid and produce perhaps the bad soundtrack i have hear in recent memory . and the story be just incomprehensible and very and very and very creepy . devil and a santa that kidnap kid be just plain creep tastic . it a film you should never show to kid but make a great film to watch with friend so you can laugh at it from start to finish .