it doesn not take long to see why code name represent diamond head do not make it onto the network schedule . the tv pilot movie doesn not get past the credit before it obvious just how bad it go to be . maybe i miss something and because the plot do not make a whole lot of sense . base on what i get out of the muddled mess and a terrorist or thief or something name tree ( ian mcshane ) go to hawaii to steal something to do with a secret weapon . the world dullest secret agent and johnny paul ( roy thinnes ) and be out to stop him . there might have be more and but trust me it really doesn not matter anyway . action movie should have action . suspenseful moment should have suspense . and dramatic moment should have drama . there none of that in code name represent diamond head . i have see others use the word turgid to describe this make for tv snoozer and it good than any one word description i can come up with . none of the character be in the least bit exciting or worth care about . and roy thinnes make for the bad lead imaginable . his charisma be just slightly north of a slug . ian mcshane be easily the best thing the movie have go for it and but unfortunately for everyone else involve and it doesn not appear he be go to be back a a regular cast member . now if mcshane have be cast in the series lead and well then you might have have something . i be quickly discover that these gawd awful 70 make for tv movie make great mystery science theater 3000 episode . and that go double if quinn martin be involve . very funny stuff from mike and the bot . so while i may only give the movie a negative and i rate episode # 608 a 4/5 on my mst3k rating scale .