this be the magnum opus from the swedish king of crap and mat helge olsson . seldom have a movie of this magnitude be make in sweden and it truly stand out a one of the most amazing achievement in swedish film to date . who pay for these thing . the russian nuclear scientist markov want to defect to sweden . but his plan be ruin by the russian military who kidnap him and tell him that he have arrive in sweden . this trickery be their way of see to that markov continue his work in nuclear physic that will revolutionize the energy supply for the whole planet . the cia however be bent on get markov to the west and send their ninja to liberate him . the practice of have swedish actor speak english be something that mat helge have perfect in his later work . the cheap b movie feeling this create be probably unmatched for performance . but besides this . well the action be standard direct to video style . machine gun fire huge cloud of smoke . thousand of russian die . people run around in black ninja suit and try to hide in the snow . what really stand out though be the insanely poor way the fighting scene be choreograph . when they say ninja in the title i expect martial art and i expect close combat . but there be maybe two or three scene of actual martial art in this movie . and they be hilarious . it so bad i lack the word to describe it . if the ninja move any slow their heart would stop . and of course the whole movie end in a bang that indicate a special effect budget consisting of four food stamp and a mcdonald voucher . so what the verdict . instant classic of course . never before have a movie be make that be so obviously mean to be consume along with huge amount of alcohol . it the ultimate party movie . insert into video and laugh . one just have to realize that movie like these be not make any more . this be film history . therefore the rating be positive for entertainment and negative for quality and positive for accent .