what be love . what be this longing in our heart for togetherness . be it not the sweet flower . do not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine and fine diamond . do not the wind love the dirt . be not love not unlike the unlikely not it be unlikened to . be you with someone tonight . do not question your love . take your lover by the hand . release the power within yourself . your heard me and release the power . tame the wild cosmos with a whisper . conquer heaven with one intimate caress . that right do not be shy . whip out everything you get and do it in the butt . by leon phelps when tim meadow create his quintessential snl playboy and leon phelps and i cringe . hear his smarmy lisp and salacious comment make my remote tremble with outrage . i employ the click feature more than once and dear reader . so when the film version of the lady man come on cable and i mumble a few comment of my own and click yet again . but there come the day and gray and forlorn and when nothing be on any of the 100 plus channel . sigh . yes i be face with every cable subscriber torment watch it or turn my tv off . there he be and leon phelps and smirking and . make me laugh . what have happen . have i succumb to hollywood wouldumb down sit com humor . be i that desperate to avoid abdicate my sacred throne . the truth of the matter be i like the lady man more than i should . a story about a vulgar playboy sip cognac while leer at every female form go against my feminist sensibility . what begin a a crude snl skit blossom before my eye into a tale about leon and his playboy philosophy and go through life help people solve their sexual conflict . i be the mother teresa of boning and he solemnly inform julie ( karyn parson ) and his friend and long suffer producer of his radio show and the lady man . and he not kid . leave a string of broken heart and angry spirit and leon manages to bed and breakfast just about all of chicago . that he do so with such genuine good will be his call card through life . our self proclaim and expert in the way of love and manages to get himself into a lot of trouble with husband and boyfriend . one such malign spouse and lance ( will ferrell ) and form a victim of the smile as and usa club and vow to catch our lovable don juan . oh yes and we will have our revenge and he croon to his cohort and in a show stop dance number . plus it such a total delight to see billy dee williams a lester and the tavern owner and smooth narrator of leon odyssey to find his sweet thing and a pile of cash . ( where have he be hide . ) but would i choose this movie a my valentine day choice . leon search for the easy life change him in so many profound way that i have to give the nod to our lady man . that he can and at the movie close and find true happiness with one woman and while still offer his outlandish advice and be the stuff of dream .