i know that evening be a girlie film and so i be expect to be bore . a wicked tease on imdb have say that it be a chick flick but that your companion would survive . survive . yes . i be still here and but when the two of u come out we be amaze to find that it have only last two hour it seem a much longer even than that . i suppose that and for yank and it be suppose to be elevate or fascinate because it be about rich people live on the beach well and next to the beach and in a house with a wide verandah and a lawn but no apparent lawnmower . if that sort of thing impress you it might seem quite a short film . there a monty python film about a knight who just would not die . he end up a wriggling ( why do yank add an third syllable to this word i wonder ) torso in the road still shout threat at his nemesis . this film be also about a sort of living dead . vanessa redgrave ( inappropriate name for the grave dodger show here ) go on and on die whilst have inappropriate guilt . she not worry about have be a wide eyed and breathless bimbo and but imago herself a murderess . obviously and be a girlie film and there a chap who be suppose to be the mr darcy or heathcliff character . i be not a woofter and so i can not claim to be a good judge of such thing and but the tedious wimp who be wheel out for this role seem only to have the title of servant in his favour . he a bloodless cypher . a you might gather and the main character aren not much cop and but the minor one manage and amazingly to be much bad . there a fellow whose only job be to react to the news that his girlfriend be preggers . fair enough and but it isn not the role of hamlet why ham it up so badly . forget that it be a girlie film and i think he be go to be throw out because any decent girl friend would have tell him that face fungus do not flatter him and but then i realise that she must have encourage him to grow a beard because he look bad without it . i keep awake by notice which actor and actress have their earlobe attach or free and note interest bit of scenery if youre drag along to it and see if you can spot the stuffed buffalo head and just the sort of thing you would expect in a beach cottage . apart from the obligatory wedding and there be only one piece of action . you would have think that they would have get it right . sadly and though and the hit and run accident be carry out by a car that couldn not be there . when the accident be discover the cast wander about shout for a character that they can not know be nearby ( but we do a the audience ) . if they do not have any clue that the person be within a couple of mile of the place and then why do they wander about aimlessly shout for him . i suppose that the director excuse be that it be suppose to be a half remembered dream sequence . another scenery item that catch my attention be a copper bottom saucepan . i do not think that the technology to do this be develop until the fifty .