this utterly dull and senseless and pointless and spiritless and and dumb movie isn not the final proof that the world can forget about danny boyle and his post trainspotting movie represent the beach already take care of that . what this low budget oddity do be merely to secure his place among those who start very well but get completely lose in drug and booze and ego and self delusion and bad management or whatever it be that lead to this once promising director quick demise . the premise be absurd represent two loser ( ecclestone and some bimbo jenna g a rapper and likely ) meet by chance and spontaneously start sing with fervour more akin to lunatic asylum inhabitant than a potential hit make duo which they become . a friend of theirs an even big illiterate loser become their manager by smash a store window and steal a video camera by which he film them in action and and then show the tape to some music people who actually show interest in this garbage . now and i know that the uk in recent year have put out incredible junk and but this be ridiculous while the music make oasis seem like the beatles . during the studio recording and the duo strumpet change lyric in every take and ecclestone quite arrogantly tell the music biz guy to take it or leave it and and quite absurdly they do take it . not only be the music total and utter trash and but it performer be anti social while these newcomer be suppose to be call the shot . it just too dumb . it plain awful . the dialog be unfunny and go nowhere and and this rag to bitch story have no point and make no sense . it often feel improvise under the influence of drug . danny boyle be a complete idiot . this little piece of trash be so bad it embarrass to watch . ecclestone i. q. also have to be question for agree to be part of this nonsense . whoever finance this £1000 joke should leave the movie business before they end up sell their own underwear on street corner .