more wide eyed and hysterical 50 hyper cheerfulness that give new mean to anti social and pathological behaviour . danza and grayson will leave you beg for mercy . it a shame that all the people involve in the making of this movie be now dead ( or in nursing home ) . i kinda think about sue them for torture . a this movie start unleash it shamelessly aggressive operatic assault onto my poor and defenseless ear drum and i felt instant and strong pain envelop my entire be . that damn muscular vibrato can shatter soviet tank into tiny bit and nevermind glass . why do not you switch the channel if you do not like it . and you might ask angrily . fair point and fair point . the answer be that i want to and but the pain be so sudden and excruciate that i fell to the floor and writhing in agony . with my last ounce of energy and i try to reach the remote but couldn not . a silly little fisherman with the questionable talent of sing with an annoy opera voice be discover by niven and who then proceed to pigmalionize him . lanza be in love with asymmetrical grayson and but she predictably treat him with contempt until they finally hook up . this may seem like a rather thin plot and but this noisy movie be so chock full of sing and music that there be barely any dialogue at all . this movie be relentless . forget about torture hippy and war prisoner with slayer reign in blood ( a in a south park episode ) . whatever little conversation there be amongst the silly adult that infest this strange 50 musical world and it all infantile a if they be all 6 year old impersonate grown ups . i can only envy people who find movie like this funny . it must be great be easy to please represent what a world of wonder would open up to me if only i could enjoy any silly old gag a hilarious and gut busting comedy . but let examine this phenomenon and the 50 musical . my best guess be that 50 musical offer the more day dream idealist among u a glimpse into utopia or heaven ( depend on whether youre church go or lenin tomb go ) and or at least very cheesy version of these fantasy inspire place . ttono be more akin to a representation of hell and but that just me . i do not seem to get musical . people talk and there be a story but then all of a sudden everyone start sing for about 4 minute after which they abruptly calm down and then pretend a if nothing unusual happen . when you think about it and musical be strange than any science fiction film . bad yet and ttono ( my favourite type of pizza and btw ) be not just a 50s musical and but one with opera squealing . opera be proof that there be such a thing a over train a voice to the point where it become an ear piercing weapon rather than a mean of bring the listener pleasure . the clear example of this travesty be when lanza and grayson unite their dark side vocal power for a truly unbearable duet . i try lower the volume . i lower it from 18 to 14. then from 14 to 10. then 8. i end up lower it to a 1 and which be usually so low that it only heard by specially trained dog and certain type of marsupial and and yet i still could hear those two bray like donkey . take the scene in the small boat in the river . danza start off with one of his deafening and brain killing tune and and then . nothing . no animal anywhere to be see . even the crocodile and who be mostly deaf and have all but leave . if you look carefully and you might even see the tree change colour and from green to yellow and in a matter of minute . no and this be not a continuity error and it be plain old torture of the flora . and those tree be just matte painting . imagine how real tree would have react . the reason glass break when a high c be belch out of the overweight belly of an operatic screamer be not due to any law of physic relate to wave and frequency and but because glass be only human hence can take only so much pain before commit suicide through spontaneous self explosion . i can listen to the loud and least friendly death metal band for hour and but give me just a minute of a soprano and i get a splitting headache .