an mtv style film crew consist of american t. v. programme producer zack zardine ( matt borlenghi ) his camerawoman and the australian cecily ( kate fisher ) and two surfer wouldudes name bog hall ( dax miller ) and jeremy ( joel west ) arrive on some nice look island somewhere and it not actually reveal where . the crew plan to shoot an expose on bloodsurfing which be apparently the late craze in extreme sport . surfer throw bait into the sea and cut themselves to attract shark and just to see if they can out surf them without be eat . once there they be greet by sonny lofranco ( cris vertido ) and his wife melba ( susan africa ) . their search for the perfect location lead them to the shark infest water of lilo cay . sonny and melba and their daughter lemmya ( maureen larrazabal ) take them in their boat . soon after arrive and have already shoot some bloodsurfing footage sonny and melba and lemmya be all kill by a 30 foot saltwater crocodile that some say own the island . the boat be sink . zack and cecily and bog and jeremy appear stick on the island until such time a rescue party arrives . however and after a run in with some and erm well i do not really know what they be . pirate . drug smuggler . revolutionairies . fat ugly people who just do not like be with other people . who know . and more importantly who care . not me that for sure . anyway and after escape from these guy who look like pirate and they be pick up just off the coast of the island by captain john dirk ( duncan regehr ) and his girl arty ( taryn reif a tara reif ) . the film crew believe they have be save . little do they know that the crocodile and captain dirk go way back and he have a score to settle and four member of a film crew aren not go to stop him . captain dirk head back to lilo cay for a final showdown with the giant man eat crocodile . direct by james d. r. hickox this be one awful film and but it still not as bad a tobe hoopers crocodile ( 2000 ) . everything about this film suck . the script by sam bernard and robert l. levy be terrible and extremely slow a the crocodile isn not even see or mention before the 30 minute mark and by that time i be seriously bore and annoy with the hideously unlikeable character think up by bernard and levy . the whole film be also frustratingly predictable a well and within the first 10 minute anyone familiar with horror film stereotype and stock character will be able to guess who dy and who will survive . the crocodile effect be awful and seem to be repeat over and over and there be a small puppet head that obviously have someone arm stuck inside it control it movements a the water splash become huge . the cgi shot of the crocodile be just plain embarrass to watch . there be no gore apart from when a character be bite in half which be achieve use cgi to digitally remove the actor legs and again it look terrible . there be also a brief scene when someone be impale on wooden spike when they set a trap off . there be a reasonable amount of nudity and sex and plus the female actress be nice and easy on the eye . there be basic continuity and logical error in the film too and in one sequence cecily be film bog and jeremy bloodsurfing but from the angle and distance she be at it would be physically impossible to obtain footage of both the shark and surfer at the same time and and surely that be the whole point of her shot . when dirk manage to harpoon the crocodile the angle of the wire change dramatically between shot and in one shot the angle of the line look like it come from the sky and in the shot straight after the angle be completely different and it seem a if the line be come from below the surface of the water when in actual fact the harpoon be attach to the back of the boat and the line should be almost level with the surface . i could carry on and like why do the crocodile jump off the edge of a cliff if it so smart a this film try to make out . but i would probably exceed the 1000 word limit if i list everything that be wrong with this film and so i would not . i hat this film and but rather scarily it still not as bad a tobe hoopers effort at a giant crocodile film . definitely one to avoid .