why review good movie when you can review trancers ii . ooh and this film be soooo lame . i can just picture the cast and crew drive around l. a. with a camcorder and hurl extra in silly monster make up at poor and long suffering tim thomerson . the star family actually turn up to play cameo and probably because full moon couldn not afford real extra . lame effect and lame set and and a script so convolute it would take eon to untie all the knot this must be classic trancers . and yet . and yet . it rule . note this be the same thing i say about trancers iv . i say it because it true . what can beat watch an old guy in a trench coat mow down zombie and then bust out with quip like and don not worry lady and theyre bio degradable . well and lot of thing could be good and but anyway this be still good stuff . my only significant reservation be megan ward and who really stink up the joint . she a lousy rival for helen hunt character theyre both young piece of eye candy and and it would have be more effective if they actually contrast a bit more . oh well and you can not have everything . at least the wonderful plot device of the long second watch be back in place and and we have get more of hap ashby and the least convincing athlete in the history of cinema ( oh and wait a minute he get a rival in the form of david ogden steirs in creator ) . i haven not see this lately and but i do seem to remember that martine beswick run away twice during the final battle . hooray for lousy continuity . just one of the many highlight in this fine film .