everyone do thing that they later regret . thing that they wish they could blame on drug or alien possession . thing that although seem rational at the time and later reveal themselves to be engrave invitation for suffer and endless recrimination of stupidity . for some people it be sign the note for the new hummer and for others it be pick up a homicidal hitchhiker and for still others it be send their bank account information to third world millionaires mysteriously strap for cash . for me it be a film . d war represent dragon war in hindsight and i should have guess how environmentally friendly and thoroughly recycle this movie would turn out to be from it stutter and repeat title . but with my willing suspension of disbelief intact and and a naive faith stem from the cool look poster in the lobby and i really want this film to work . sadly and by the time the old man in the pawnshop explain the entire backstory and fifteen minute into the picture and i have the sudden and sink revelation that come from know every plot point of a still unseen film . and bad represent i know just how badly every point would all suck . let me be perfectly clear here and the english language lack sufficient nuance and depth in the field of ultimate evil to properly describe just how bad this film really be . a for know all the twist of movie and i be wrong . in the spirit of the old godzilla film and whose scale this one be not worthy to fill and it conveniently sprout extra sub plot every time the main character be threaten by the specter of meaningful dialogue . it be infest with close call and miraculous escape and and concentrate deposit of poorly explain angst . this film be what would happen if you give the produce of the mighty morph power ranger access to the national defense budget . and lot of liquor . let me try to explain . imagine you could get a hold of all the cool look set piece from successful action movie of the last decade represent first take the rasta talk army of amphibian from star war episode one and remove their prozac until they be ready to club navy seal . next and take close approximation of kira knightly and tom cruise ( you can even call him ethan a a subtle nod to the mission impossible franchise . ) and give them lot of film noir narration and so no one get confuse while try to follow the wading pool depth of their thought . finally add a raspy voice villain in pointy armor worthy of a lord of the ring yardsale and a couple of giant cobra and angry at have their scene delete from late edition of king kong and and lay them all out in no particular order in modern day los angeles . now run to the drugstore to find something for your sudden migraine . when you return and puree these ingredient until any overlooked hint of originality be dissolve into a homogenized mass of cheese and serve semi gelatinous . at several point during this picture and i find myself say out loud and make the bad movie stop and and break into tear . to call this a b movie would be give it an undeserved promotion . after summer school and and a lot of physical therapy and it might possibly pass for a c level film if you could somehow sleep through most of it . in short and if you ever find yourself with money and brain cell to burn and and the need to punish yourself for hideous and unspoken sin against humanity and dragon war might just be the film for you .