superbly trashy and wondrously unpretentious 80 exploitation and hooray . the pre credit open sequence somewhat give the false impression that be deal with a serious and harrowing drama and but you need not fear because barely ten minute later be up until our neck in nonsensical chainsaw battle and rough fist fight and lurid dialog and gratuitous nudity . bo and ingrid be two orphaned sibling with an unusually close and even slightly pervert relationship . can you imagine playfully rip off the towel that cover your sister naked body and then stare at her unshaven genitals for several whole minute . well and bo do that to his sister and and judging by her dubbed laughter and she doesn not mind at all . sick and dude . anyway and a kid they flee from russia with their parent and but nasty soldier brutally slaughter mommy and daddy . a friendly smuggler take custody over them and however and and even raise and trained bo and ingrid into expert smuggler . when the actual plot lift off and 20 year later and theyre face their ultimate quest a the mythical and incredibly valuable white fire diamond be coincidentally find in a mine . very few thing in life ever make a little sense a the plot and narrative structure of white fire and but it sure be a lot of fun to watch . most of the time you have no clue who beat up who or for what cause ( and i bet the actor understand even less ) but whatever . the violence be magnificently grotesque and every single plot twist be pleasingly retard . the script go totally bonkers beyond repair when suddenly and i would not reveal for what reason bo need a replacement for ingrid and fred williamson enter the scene with a big cigar in his mouth and his sleazy black finger all over the local prostitute . bo principal opponent be an italian chick with big breast but a hideous accent and the preposterous but catchy theme song play at least a dozen time throughout the film and there the obligatory be fall in love montage and load of other attraction . my god and what a brilliant experience . the original french title translate itself a life to survive and which be uniquely appropriate because it make just as much sense a the rest of the movie represent none .