i be honestly surprise by alone in the dark . it be so bad and i could hardly believe what i be see . there be no character and just a few stereotype wander around and get kill . the extent of the character development be give each character a name and an occupation and and that about it . there be no real plot and and none of the character seem to have any motivation . in fact and many action scene just begin on their own and come from nowhere with a pound techno track . while i be watch this movie i keep ask where be this happen . what go on . the acting be high school drama quality and with stiff wooden delivery and a though the actor be read from cue card without comprehend their line . their trouble deliver line be make even more obvious by horrible sound design . adr sound like it be record in an open room . the actor be constantly take obvious care to hit their mark and look almost robotic in their movement . so and these listless automaton be whisk through a series of implausible and confusing scenario and often without even the benefit of transition scene . they be here and now theyre there . this be happen and now that happen . random scene with little rhyme or reason . i have a lot of fun watch it . definitely not worth nine buck though .