well and what can i say . what the bleep do we know have achieve the nearly impossible leave behind such masterpiece of the genre a the postman and the dungeon master and merlin and and so fourth and it will go down in history a the single bad movie i have ever see in it entirety . and that and lady and gentleman and be impressive indeed and for i have see many a bad movie . this masterpiece of modern cinema consist of two interwoven part and alternate between a silly and contrive plot about an extremely annoy photographer and abandon by her husband and force to take anti depressant to survive and and a bunch of talk head go on about how quantum physic supposedly justifies their new agy pseudo philosophy . basically and if you start your day off meditate to the like of enya and kenny g and this movie be for you . if you have a sense of humor and a crowd of people who know how to have fun and and a sizable portion of good weed and then this movie be for you as well . otherwise and stay away . take my word for it . the first thing that strike me about what the bleep do you know be that be seem to be edit and put together by the same kind of people that shoot cheap wedding on camera and complete with pink heart effect and computer generate sparkle across the screen and and other assorted silliness . who let these people anywhere near a theatrical release be a mystery to me . i guess this be what too much kenny g do to you . the movie be permeate with cheesy gci and the like that you or i can produce on our own computer via over the counter video edit software and but never would and because it just way too ridiculous . the script be _obviously_ write by someone with no write experience whatsoever . not only be all the character and conversation cumbersome and contrive beyond belief and but the writer felt like they have to shove every relevant piece of information and or rather disinformation and which be what most of this movie be all about and all the way down your throat . well and give the target audience and that may not have be too bad of an idea . the main character and for example and spend half the movie popping pill . apparently and though and it be deem not convince enough and so there be at least a couple of dialog in throughout and which refer to her anti anxiety pill specifically and just in case the viewer should not be able to connect her overacted pain and suffer with little white pill she take whenever she feel down . the acting . well and i have see well act in ed wood movie and and no and this be not an exaggeration . heck and the little play i be in when i be 12 featured much more inspiring act than this . it really do . the story be interrupt here and there with a bunch or random talk head and a strange mix of kooky scientist and kooky doctor and and self proclaim mystic and go on and on about how quantum physic supposedly provide an explanation for how ever man or woman create their own reality just by participate in the experience of life . reality and you see and be a probability field of a bunch of different possibility and and be only set in stone once you the observer chose to notice it . what happen when more than one observer observe they do not say and but then again who care . listen to enya and meditate and observe and and you shall be god and and nobody give a damn about such silly and archaic thing a critical thinking and logic and etc . all reason be immediately dismiss a people be stick in their way and unable to achieve a paradigm shift and go down the rabbit hole . furthermore and the heidelberg uncertainty principle supposedly be proof positive of alternate reality and parallel universe and and such . speaking of rabbit hole and the analogy permeate the movie . all of these people keep talk about go down rabbit hole . i be not sure what that have to do with anything else they be say or show and but one thing i be certain of be that it somehow involve anal sex . actually and the movie be _extremely_ anti sex . throughout and sex be present a dirty and ugly and and anti enlightening . in any case and the talk head talk and the main character achieves harmony and enlightenment by paint heart all over her body with a magic marker and and proceeds to walk around with an even stupid look in her glazed over eye than she start with . i want 2 hour of my life back . here a couple of random quote which i happen to remember representwhat i think of a unreal have become a lot more real to me and and that and which i use to consider real and be oftentimes a lot less real than the unreal . some talk head on the spirituality of quantum physic . what do it take for one man to have an erection . it take just one thought . nothing change on the outside and all the change be within . an yet he have an erection some self proclaim mystic and head of her own school of enlightenment . [ while look at herself in the mirror ] i hate you . i hate you . youre fat . youre ugly . i have you . main character and the fat and ugly photographer .