well and tivo record this because of angelina jolie . it have 2 . 5 star . it seem promise . it go downhill fast . there be much overacting and even from angelina . she about 20 and play a 16 year old . there be three character that be suppose to be italian . everyone else be italian american . the native italian accent be good and i thought . the young male lead be cute and my wife say . everyone else in this movie be a fat italian woman . even the men . i should have know that when dick van patten be cast a a randy doctor and that that be a bad sign . the two couple chase their kid around be like the four italian stooge . my wife would not let go of the remote . hopefully she be not take makeup and clothing or decorate tip . it be a sick and twisted combination of hideous and garish . it be hidegarishous . cut off my left ventricle be not sufficient to distract from the pain of watch this movie . if this movie show up on your tv and do yourself a favor and ram your head through the tv screen instead . you will be glad you do . the only movie i have ever see that be bad than this be hamburger represent the movie . or maybe deadly friend .