the box for to die for suckered me in a shirtless hunky guy and the promise of some laugh and sex . there be plenty of thomas arklie ( simon ) and who easy on the eye and but no laugh and little sexiness . the couple and mark and simon and have allegedly be together several year and but neither character be interesting enough to care about and so it hard to imagine that they care about each other . the fault seem to lie in the script and not the performance while both actor do the best they can with what theyre give . the end be sappy and unaffecting ( well and not totally unaffecting while i felt relief that it be over ) . if youre look for a movie about gay relationship and aid that funny and parting glance be far well .