kareena kapoor in a bikini hmmmmmmmm . akshay kumar . anil kapoor . maybe saif . kareena kapoor in a bikini . good banner . kareena kapoor in a bikini . not one good reason not to see this movie . or so i thought . didnt these people make jbj . why o why do i forget that . for all the criticism the first half of the movie isn not that bad . there be some intrigue and you feel a sort of irritation mix with excitement that i felt when see guy ritchie movie like lock stock and snatch . kareena kapoor be sizzle in a very skinny model sort of way . akshay kumar be akshay kumar a only he can be . anil kapoor be annoy but kind of funny and you almost forget that most of the time you can not understand him . saif be sidey ala main khiladi . once again . there be the occasional laugh and a few chuckle and and a few goosebump during the kareena saif love story ( kareena in the rain and behind me on my bike hmmmmmmm ) . but mostly this half promise more than it deliver . which make the second half all the more unbearable . there be almost a cheer when the interval come not only because because of the wet kareena because of what people think be the thing to come . instead we be treat to mind numbing torture which be difficult to put in word . saif suddenly seam like a comic sidekick . suddenly the sexy kareena look anorexic and you realise that the second last floor be now empty and her face look to big for her body ( only girl can notice this and make other guy notice the second last floor be my observation ) . anil kapoor and his sidekick get on your nerve . akshay kumar be the only one who carry off the madness to some extent but even he become intolerable after a while . all the while you be subject to one absurdity after the other . why . what . when . where . what have i do to deserve this . a collective gasp go trough the audience before every song in the second half and which be ordinary even without the movie around it . can not relieve the trauma anymore . conclusion . this movie start of a a buzz which you feel could even turn out to a high but end up slowly move towards a headache and then rapidly turn into a full blown migraine attack . please do not watch this movie for any reason other than academic interest . plus s cast and akshay kumar and first half . plus or s what and when and how and who to much confusion . ( need a book to fill this ) . plus s cast and the whole second half ( need many page to fill this ) . total negative ( im try to avoid the 1 and 2 too not seem to extreme but make no mistake this movie be unwatchable no matter how decent the first half be ) .