ahh and the dull t. v. show and pilot that be slam together in the 70 to make equally dull t. v. movie . some example would be rid with death ( the most hysterically cheesy of the lot ) and strand in space ( confuse and uninteresting ) and san francisco international ( horribly dull and unbelievably confuse ) and and this turgid bit of quinn martin glamor . shot in hawaii ( although you wouldn not know it from the outside shot ) and it apparently a failed pilot for a lame spy show . the real problem be that you don while t like most of the character and include the drab main character diamond head and who seem half asleep for the entire movie while his bos aunt mary and who have a really weird delivery of his line and shellac white hair as well a the a tan that look like it have be stucco on while diamnd head girlfriend or fellow agent ( hell and i can not even remember her name ) a skinny and wooden woman with a flat way of speaking that be just not sexy or interesting while and the singing sidekick zulu ( again and i can not remember his character name ) who wasn not bad in small dos . the most interesting person in the whole production be ian mcshane and who suck a a bad guy but still prove his acting chop . alothugh the make up job this so called chameleon use to disguise himself be just laughable . i have absolutely no idea what he be do or what he be try to steal from the lab that cause him to dress a a south american dictator cum american general . nor do i care . the plot simply wasn not interesting enough to hold your attention for even ten minute at a time and let alone the hour and a half or so it go on . just call this one hawaii five no .