zombie review # 3spoilersfew film be actually so bad theyre good and and zombi 3 be not just bad and it wretchedly and unforgivably bad in so many way that a whole new language may be need just to describe them allmore than that and it a film credit to lucio fulci that even by his standard have absolutely no coherency and sense or reason . however we can not blame fulci a it wasn not really direct by him but by bruno mattei and who doesn not even have fulci sense of style to help carry the film . mattei seem to have bring little to the film but stagger ineptitude . so and i be ashamed to say how much i enjoy every worthless minute of zombi 3. it have no redeeming feature in a genre know for thin character and weak story and and lack of film making skill and zombi 3 push the boat out but in do so it even funnier than nightmare city . the action start when the death 1 gas be steal from a military base and and damage in the escape . who be the thief and why do he steal it and and why do the u military think that create cannibalistic legion of the living dead would be a good idea . all these question and more will fail to be answer in zombi 3. after hide out at a hotel and the infected thief go mad from all the green plastecine grow on his face before be track down by the army who somewhat foolishly decide the best way to dispose of his corpse will be to burn it and send death 1 up into the atmosphere result in . zombie bird . who then attack people and turn them into zombie people . ( if zombie be cannibal and why do not the zombie bird just attack other bird . ) then we meet our hero and a trio of horny gi and a coachload of girl . there a couple of other guy with them too and but theyre not important no one be important here . you will be hard press to remember anyone face and let alone their name or find a reason to care about them . they end up hide out at the same hotel a the thief ( a week ago this place be buzz with life and now it buzz with fly . ) but there no escape from the undead . by this point you will either be completely suck in or you will have turn the damned thing off . the script be so appalling even the great acting in the world couldn not save it and so it just as well they have some of the bad and not just the human character and the zombie act here be an all time low . there no consistancy in how the zombie behave some shamble about in the time honor style and others engage in full on fist fight or charge around with machettes and not to mention the zombie who be still able to talk ( a gimmick that give the film it horrify twist end ) . they die from gunshot to the chest ( rather than the head ) and even get knock out by a good left hook . how can you punch out a zombie . in fact the emphasis on badly do 80 action often make it resemble an episode of v. the zombie also spend a lot of time hiding and seemingly wait for hour in ridiculous place on the chance some poor sap will pass by and get the fright of their life . they hide in bush and in garage and in hut and on roof and in the water and and even underneath pregnant woman . at one point a zombie follow a woman up the stair . to kill and eat her . no . to push her into the water and those zombie and their wacky sense of humour . there be plenty of gore though . limb be hack and wound ooze green pu and and there much in the way of flesh eating and people get their face mush in . there nothing to match the original eyeball piercing and but if bad make up effect be your bag you would not be let down . all this and i have not even mention the awful music and the inexplicable fly zombie head and the scientist whose act actually manage to stand out a really bad and or the final chilling punchline . in an ingenious twist on the original radio station be overrun by zombie and zombi 3 give u an actual zombie dj . he go over to their side . our escape hero cry and before vow to continue fight against the undead in a sequel that sadly never come . zombi 3 be rubbish it would be no loss to the world if every single print be destroy and all record of it existence erase and yet somehow i feel my life be rich for have see it . do i say richer . i mean 88 minute shorter .