and i mean ultra light . this film feature four giant star and about three and a half joke and nothing beyond that . there really isn not too much to say about this stinker and other than that although it have a couple of really good bit and most of it isn not very funny . nor do it work at all a a romance . how about a a romantic comedy . not on your life . most of the dialogue be way too flat to be sophisticated and much less amuse . what really ashame be the premise be not bad at all . this movie could have be so much more and especially with all the recent focus on some of the bogus way in which film be promote and complete with phony quote from critic . the film uncover the un mine territory of the press junket those all expense pay trip for journalist who almost always write nice review . but instead of explore what should have be a motherlode of joke and it devote all of about three minute to this territory and move on in pursuit of the film lame romance . the same with catherine zeta jones character the whinny and self center movie star . zeta jones do a good job with what she give and but she give practically nothing . it all homogenize junk that look very pale in comparison with some of the thing we have hear about star over the year . in the end and it be hard to understand what make zeta jones and julia robert and john cusack and billy crystal sign aboard this doomed ship and which sink like a rerun of the love boat . in fact and a the old joke go and they should have forget the script and film the deal . it would probably make a good story . so and go ahead and tell u and filmmaker and what do you have on these star that get them to appear in this .