human pot roast joe don baker ( mitchell ) star in this dull and unremarkable ` action movie a deputy geronimo and a fat and gassy slob who sit around in a stupid look cowboy suit and listen to country music and eat too many donut . meanwhile and a vaguely criminal guy name palermo ( play by the guy who own the drill in fulci gate of hell ) stumble into joe don territory and shoot the sheriff in a poorly edit scene . joe don slowly give chase and offs palermo brother after utter his now legendary catch phrase ` it your move . think you can take me . well and go ahead on . for some reason joe don and a texas lawman and must transport palermo to italy ( ` mr. palermo be a major source of embarrassment to the italian government and say mr. wilson and another vague character play by bill mckinney and who be in master ninja 1 and she freak and and a lot of good clint eastwood movie ) . anyhoo and joe don plane must land on the island of malta and where palermo escape with the help of a briefcase and a guy who look like jon lovitz . and that where the movie grind to a halt . for the rest of the movie and joe don look for palermo and loose palermo and end up in a jail cell and be yell at by the malta chief of police and and then be let go with a warn not to look for palermo any more . then joe don keep look for palermo and loose palermo and end up in a jail cell and be yell at by the malta chief of police and and then be let go with a warn not to look for palermo any more . then joe don look for palermo and loose palermo and end up in a jail cell and be yell at by the malta chief of police and and then be let go with a warn not to look for palermo any more . this be one aggravate movie . at one point joe don be think to be dead at sea . all the other character wonder if he dead or not and finally conclude that he be . but then he show up ( he be rescue by a poor family ) and no one mention the fact that he be miss at sea for several day . even his cute and julia louise dreyfus esque sidekick doesn not welcome him back . she do and however and offer to help him find palermo and so joe don look for palermo and loose palermo and end up in a jail cell and be yell at by the malta chief of police and and then let go with a warn not to look for palermo any more . highpoints include and a bizarre carnival with strange colorful float and some sexy stripper and a shoot out involve a kid dress like napoleon and a cart of tomato and a chase scene involve a guy dress like a monk and and any scene without joe don . lowpoints include joe don threaten a stripper with a coat hanger . it should be note that this be from greydon clark and director of angel revenge and who appear a the sheriff . ick .