this be the bad acted movie i have ever see in my life . no and really . i be not kid . all the base on a true story or historical reference aside and there no excuse for such bad act . it a shame and because and a others have post and the set and costume be great . the sound track be typical asian style music and although i couldn not figure out where the modern love song come in when fernando be lie in his bed thinking of maria . i do not know who write and sing that beautiful song and but it be a if suddenly norah jones be transport to the 1500s . the hershey syrup blood in phycho be more realistic than the ketchup spurt during the kwik n ez battle scene . but the acting . oh and so painfully sad . line deliver like a bad junior high play . if gary stretch have don a potato costume for the county 4h fair he may have be more believable . towards the end he sound more like a little italy street thug . at time i half expect him to yell out adrian . or even you wan na piece of me . favourite line represent when the queen say to her lover ( after barf on the floor ) i be go to have a baby . he respond a child . i expect her to retort no and jackass and a chair leg . duh .