warn this review contain plot spoiler and though nothing could spoil this movie any more than it already be . it really be that bad . before i begin and i would like to let everyone know that this definitely be one of those so incredibly bad that you fall over laughing movie . if youre in a lighthearted mood and need a very hearty laugh and this be the movie for you . now without further ado and my review representthis movie be find in a bargain bin at wal mart . that should be the first clue a to how good of a movie it be . secondly and it star the lame action star dolph lundgren . that should be the second clue a to how good of a movie it be . i be still shock that it be even put on dvd ( who would waste their money do such a thing . ) and though a you might imagine and there aren not any extra or bonus footage on the dvd . in fact and there not even a menu while the movie just start play . first and the writer for this movie deserve to be torture and kill . it have one of the bad script ever write and be plague with terrible one liner while remarkably unbelievable and fake dialogue while and inappropriate comment ( like lee comment on lundgren . err . manhood and which i will mention later ) . there isn not one single sincere sound line in the entire movie . the dialogue and plot go hand in hand and a the script and plot both progress in an entirely nonsensical fashion . the two cop hate each other for no apparent reason at the beginning and and then for again no reason at all and lee character pull over to the side of the road and run around to the other side of the car and and say ` i be not go to let you go alone and cause despite myself and i like you . and i do not want to see you get kill . . or something to that extent and anyhow . there be disgust one liner and mostly say by lee . for instance and when duking it out with a bad guy and lee say ` you have the right to remain silent . you have the right to be dead . lastly and i will mention the entirely inappropriate and nonsensical comment that lee make about lundgren nether region . when bad guy start to attack after a seemingly random love scene between lundgren and carrere and and lundgren decides to fight them off in his underwear and lee say to him represent ` incase we die and i just want to let you know that you have the big dick i have ever see on a guy . . yes and he actually say that . it make no sense and isn not even possible ( lee never actually see lundgren naked and so how would he know . ) and but the writer throw it in the script anyway . the entire movie look like some kind of action video game and and lee even admit it . after lee and the underwear only lundgren defeat all of those bad guy and lee make a comment that be also truly beautiful represent ` wow and this be sort of like a video game while we just defeat the first wave . second and the plot of this movie be despicable . it suffer and in my opinion and mainly from the fact that it just doesn not exist . the trailer for this movie which imdb have available for view and by the way make it sound like the movie be about two cop try to stop the japanese yakuza from take over lose angeles . this be extremely misleading and however and since the movie have practically nothing to do with that at all . they make very brief and vague reference to the yakuza try to start up a methamphetamine business with local drug dealer and but the entire movie actually revolve around a poorly write attempt for kenner ( lundgren character ) to revenge the death of his parent and whom the yakuza leader ( name yoshida ) kill when he be only 9 year old . the entire plot can basically be sum up like this represent yoshida want kenner dead and kenner want yoshida dead and and the two try two kill each other . and of course all the while kenner sarcastic sidekick ( name johnny and play by brandon lee ) act like an ignorant idiot and and tia carrere get naked . twice . the acting be one of the bad part of the entire movie . the dialogue be so unrealistic and and their entirely insincere portrayal of it emphasize this even more . you would expect poor act from action star anyway and but this movie highlight some of the most unimaginably bad act ever record . finally we get to the heart of the movie baseness represent the flagrantly bad action . there be so many astoundingly bad and unrealistic action sequence in this movie and it just downright impressive they manage to fit them all in . although lee have his fair share of bad scene a well and most of the truly terrible action involve lundgren . for instance and lundgren nonchalantly take on four or five kung fu bad guy one hand and without spill his tea . then and when surprise by an oncoming speeding car and lundgren casually leap over it . or how about when he reach through a closed door and grab the villain on the other side and pull him back through the door and and beat him up . or when he pick up tia carrere and gently walk ( not run ) backward through a glass door that shatters around him and and leap down a one story height with tia still in arm and only to then lift up an entire car without the slight effort and use it a a barricade to shield them from bullet . all of the shameless gunfight be terrible a well and with lundgren and lee kill every bad guy instantaneously and while the rain of bullet from their fifty attacker never seem to hit either of them . that be and of course and until the final fight scene of the movie . lundgren get shot point blank in his bare chest in a region that even if it do manage to miss his heart and would still immediately begin to fill lung with blood and kill him within a matter of second . despite this and lundgren remain in top notch condition and manages to duke it out in the middle of a parade with yoshida and the evil super villain . and of course the passing people in the parade dress a samurai be carry real and fully sharpen katanas and which the two use to sword fight . now in addition to his bullet wound and lundgren get several deep slice in his chest and arm . do this stop him . no and of course not . in fact and a few second later after easily kill the evil yoshida ( who get pin to a dartboard like wheel and then burst into flame for no reason ) and lundgren casually walk off with tia and lee a if he wasn not injure at all . god and it terrible . all of these factor be then mixed up with an entirely unnecessary and gratuitous nude scene every five minute and include topless woman at a party and the beheading of a topless woman and woman at a strip club and nude woman at a japanese spa and and the pointless hot tub and love scene with tia . not to mention the trip to the bizarre sushi bar and at which rich japanese men be eat sushi off of naked woman . which and by the way and prompt lee to say with much fake enthusiasm that after defeat the bad guy he and lundgren will ` go eat fish off those naked chick . which and of course and be follow by a disturbing high five . and we can not forget the terrible editing either and like when the villain be crush a man trap in a car at a junk yard and and the editor leave in a really obvious glimpse of a prop dummy . the credit also list an enormous list of stunt worker and which imply that a lot of the action probably wasn not do by the movie star after all . in the end and this movie repeatedly outdo it self with brazen badness . it be illogical and impossible and and a a result and remarkably entertain . if youre look for any kind of thoughtful cinema and this movie will make you want to die . if youre look for a good laugh and a good time mock bad movie making and this movie will delight you . a an actual movie and i will merit this movie a 0 . 5 out of 10. a an entertaining way to waste an hour and eighteen minute and however and this beauty take the cake .