so your bairn be away on a sleep over . the wife be visit the mother in law . you though be at home . it a dark and stormy night and there be no football on the telly and the dishwasher need stack . so now what be you go to do . i will tell you . go make an old fashion cocoa ( fry be best . ) get hold of some ginger nut and sit down in front of the dvd . now go select and play arthur askeys world war two thriller or horror the ghost train and return to that comfortable settee and enjoy the night in . the ghost train be a genuine british war time classic . arthur askey with his side kick and stinker murdoch and entertain you and i suspect the cast and to a high octane and thrill and spill and espionage thriller . it set in old rural england during the second world war . it centre around a motley group of people that need to stay overnight and through circumstance outside any one control and in an old railway wait room that they discover be haunt by an old train . the plot unfold neatly and precisely and be a credit to the entire cast it be humorous in part and at time genuinely scary . ( the tale be write by that old boy godfrey of dad army fame and it be clever ) arthur askey be entertain and be very at home preform his routine to you and the cast and he also show he can act a bit . the cast be never out stag though and even the railway porter and the parrot help give the film the necessary gravitas . oh and when it end please remember to stack the dish washer .