although and i have no earthly idea on what to expect from this movie and this sure a hell wasn not what i would have have in mind and have anything actually come to mind . once i heard of it existence and all i knew be that i have to own a movie call please don not eat the baby . unfortunately and i could only find a copy under it alternate title and island fury . look back and i guess i could call it a lose lose situation . on one hand and i still do not get to be know a the guy who own a movie call please don not eat the baby and and on the other hand and island fury would ultimately reveal itself to be an awful and pointless and boring and unwatchable piece of garbage . yeah and definitely lose lose . i be not even sure what genre theyre go for here . just early 80 badness and with a flashback that might actually be long than the non flashback . first up and two teenage girl be be chase by two bad guy and once catch and the bad guy bring to our attention that one of the girl have a coin on a string and around her neck and and somehow and these bad guy know of a lot more of these coin hide on an island somewhere . and this be where thing start to get weird and somehow these guy know of a trip the girl take to some island and year earlier and when they be only 10. i guess this be suppose to mean that the girl should know exactly where this alleged treasure be . so and now and be in the past and while the girl try to retrace their step and so these bad guy do not kill them and although and i wouldn not have mind if they have . in the flashback and the 10 year old counterpart be on a boat trip with their sister and the sister boyfriend and eventually stop by an island for some air and they get mixed up with some kid and his killer grandparent . any potential suspense or reason to keep on watch never show up and but the flashback be undeniably good than the present and which and still and isn not say much . for a while there i have forget about the original story and at one point and i ithought maybe the director have too and and when the flashback end and that would be the end and which would have work for me consider this disappointment would have be a half hour shorter . this pointless movie within a pointless movie do eventually end and and real stuff do happen and but it stupid . i guess i do not exactly expect a movie fill with infant be devour and or anything like that and but i do expect some form of outlandish b entertainment and mostly just a confusing and inept storyline and unsure of it genre . my advice would be to seek out something worthwhile like attack of the beast creature . if anyone and i would only recommend this one to serious b movie collector who must have them all and anyone else interested probably have brain damage . what really get me be that i still have no idea why they call it please don not eat the baby . negative .