if this be someone favorite movie and they need some serious help . there be nothing funny or clever about this crapfest . i haven not see the original movie this be the remake of ( some 1950s film ) and but it simply have to be good than this new bastardization . a major get kick out of the military for be a fringe element and and wind up teach child at an rotc school . unfortunately and the major be daman wayans . so the child be in for a world of annoy and humorless asininity . can wayans whip these loser into shape . can they get him to become a little more human . the film bomb a most wayans film do and with only a few sparkling moment . william hickey get about one minute of screen time and fair too little . this charm old man ( know best to me a a tale from the crypt actor and know best to you a uncle louis from christmas vacation ) shin every moment he on screen and which isn not much here . bam bam bigelow also make an appearance a a biker and which fit him perfectly . i wouldn not mind slightly more bam bam and but i think he carry the role of biker about as far a it could be carry for a military film . and then there the attractive teacher and who someone fall for major payne even though he treat the kid poorly and have no social skill and be simply impossible to convert into someone you would want to spend time with . she must either be incredibly stupid or incredibly desperate . i be not sure which ( though it would seem stupid since the movie make it clear she get out of the house often enough ) . wayans have one shin moment represent a dance sequence where he perform a series of move ( include a very nice robot ) and and with the help of music from 2 live crew . this scene be enjoyable but hardly make up for anything else that make this film dog spittle . seriously and avoid this film . if you want to see a film a bout a loser who help loser kid become hero and rent or buy ernest go to camp . at least he a lovable loser and and actually funny . maybe if major payne have fight a badger i would feel well and but he do not . forget payne and forget wayans . you can do so much good .