Title: The Forgetful Patient

Characters:
Doctor - Dr. Smith
Patient - Mr. Johnson

Setting: Doctor's office

[Dr. Smith is sitting at his desk, reviewing some papers. Mr. Johnson enters looking confused.]

Dr. Smith: Good morning, Mr. Johnson. How can I help you today?

Mr. Johnson: Good morning, Doctor. I seem to have forgotten why I'm here.

Dr. Smith: [chuckles] That's quite alright, Mr. Johnson. Let's see if we can jog your memory. Have you been experiencing any symptoms lately?

Mr. Johnson: Symptoms? Hmm... I can't remember.

Dr. Smith: [smirking] Well, that's not very helpful. How about we start with something simple. Can you tell me your name?

Mr. Johnson: Of course! It's... umm... Oh no, I've forgotten my name!

Dr. Smith: [trying not to laugh] It's okay, Mr. Johnson. Let's try something else. Can you tell me what day it is today?

Mr. Johnson: [looking puzzled] Let me think... Is it... Tuesday?

Dr. Smith: [amused] Close, but it's actually Thursday. Looks like we've got a real case of forgetfulness on our hands!

[They both share a laugh as Dr. Smith starts to examine Mr. Johnson.]

Dr. Smith: Don't worry, Mr. Johnson. I think I know just the cure for your forgetfulness. But first, let's work on remembering your name, shall we?

[They continue with the examination as the scene fades out.]
(Pacient vstupuje do místnosti a vypadá nervózně)

Doktor: "Dobrý den, čím vám mohu pomoci?"

Pacient: "Doktore, myslím si, že trpím vážným případem notepad-abóze."

Doktor: (zmateně) "Err, co to je?"

Pacient: "No, trávím příliš mnoho času psaním poznámek na svůj blok a teď je moje rukopis hrozný!"

Doktor: (zavrtí hlavou) "Bohužel pro vás není nic, co bych mohl udělat... ale možná byste měl(a) přejít k psaní poznámek na počítači!"

(Pacient se usměje)

Pacient: "Děkuji, doktore, asi budu muset postupovat krok za krokem!"