I ’ m ready to settle the bill .   I hope you enjoyed your stay .   Definitely ! Very relaxing .   Good . Right , that comes to $ 1,500 .   What ? I only stayed three nights .   That ’ s right , sir . Three nights at 500 dollars a night ... that comes to $ 1,500 .   But your brochure said that this was a package deal and the hotel ’ s services were all-inclusive . 