Good afternoon , Ma ’ am , My name is Mike and I am selling subscriptions to all sorts of periodicals .   No , thank you , I am not interested .   Please ma ’ am , if you could spare five minutes of your time , I am sure we could find something that interests you !   I wish I could , but I have to walk the dog and finish cooking so if you would excuse me .   We have a great variety of magazines all about cooking ! This one for example , is a bi monthly publication with recipes from all over the world !   Wow , that would be kind of useful , do you have any other cooking magazines ?   Sure do ! This one is a quarterly publication , but each issue has over 200 color pages of recipes and also many home decorating ideas ! 