Our company's wei-ya is tomorrow night ! It's your first Chinese New Year in Taiwan--you must be excited !   Excited ? What's there to be excited about ? It's just another company dinner , right ?   You have no idea ! There's a banquet with prizes , performances ... you name it !   Really ? What kind of prizes ?   Well , I heard that last year Vivian from accounting won a new car !   A new car ! You're kidding !   No , really ! And she told me the secret to winning , wear red underwear !   Wear red underwear ? ! Does that really work ? Are you going to try it ? 