If I won the Pools , I'd go round the world .   Would you ? I wouldn't .   What would you do ?   Oh , I don't know . I'd buy a big house with a garden for my wife and kids , I suppose . But it's difficult to imagine having a lot of money .   One thing's certain . If I had a lot of money , I wouldn't work any more .   Wouldn't you ? What would you do with all that spare time ?   As I said , I'd go round the world .   What would you do after that ?   Oh , I don't know . It'd take me a long time to go round the world .   It doesn't sound very exciting .   Anyway , we haven't won the Pools , and we're not likely to win them . So there isn't much point in talking about it , is there ?   I'd be happy if I got a rise .   And my wife would be happy if I bought her a mink coat .   Well , I'm not likely to get a rise and you haven't the money for a mink coat , so let's come down to earth and have another drink .   What'll you have ?   I'll have a pint of the best .   I'd have a Scotch if I were you . We deserve it . 