Hi . How can I help you ?   I ’ m looking for a job . Are you hiring ?   Yes , we are . What position are you looking for ?   Superintendent .   I ’ m sorry . The application for this position has closed .   Do you have any other positions available ?   We have only one position open .   What is it ?   Gas Meter Reader . This is a wonderful job for the right person , regular hours , no night shifts , no supervisor behind you , and good pay . 