Can I use your laptop for a while ?   Sure , go ahead .   Oh , isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable ?   Yes , it is . You want go online ? there are no wi-fi hotspots around .   Oh my , no internet access is killing me .   Can't you wait till you get home ? then you can surf the internet using the broadband , wireless connection or whatever you like .   No , I'm not feeling myself . I just want to check my emails , visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends .   Now I see , you must be suffering from discomgoogolation .   What does that mean ? there's nothing wrong with me .   Well , the term ' discomgoogolation ' comes from ' discombobulate ' and ' google ' . Because floods of information are just a mouse click away , net users are very likely to become addicted to the web .   That's alright . I just can't bear losing track of all the latest information . It almost drives me crazy .   Then , you're probably addicted . 