I wanna register for this mathematics course .   I ’ m sorry registration has closed .   Closed ? The clerk told me I could come back and register any time during the first week of classes .   Well , that ’ s not possible . The computer ’ s official student account has already been sent to the state . And that ’ s what our budget is based on . Who told you that anyway ?   Some woman in here when I tried to register three weeks ago . She said I just had to pay a late fee .   She must have been a part-time worker . They didn ’ t have much training . Why didn ’ t you register then ?   She said I couldn ’ t until I had my birth certificate . Here it is .   Huh , that is no reason to demand a birth certificate . We only need to establish residency , you know , a phone bill with your name and address on it would have been fine . 