Hi I came in on flight 513 . Everyone else took their luggage off the conveyor belt , but mine didn ’ t seem to be there .   Let me check the computer . Uh-oh , Looks like your luggage is on its way to Paris .   You ’ re kidding . What am I going to do ?   Well , we can give you this lovely shaving kit and call you the minute your luggage arrives here . Just leave us a contact number .   You can reach me at 13661306917 .   Thank you . I am terribly sorry about this . It very rarely happens . We do have a sophisticated tracking system , so I know we will find it soon . But we apologize for the inconvenience . 