Egg , this bathroom is a pigsty !   Helen , why do you keep flushing the toilet ? What's wrong ?   I just can't stand it . It's really gross in here ! There ' s a stain on the toilet seat , and the floor was wet and slippery . So I cleaned it !   You did what ? Helen , I know it's gross , but I ' Ve seen many public washrooms that are much worse . Why are you cleaning the counter top ? are you out of your mind ?   I can't help myself ; it's just so disgusting in here ! 