What's going on here ?   You mean , what's happening ? Well , constable , I'm trying to get out of the windowand Fred here is helping me .   Why are you climbing through the window and not leaving by the front door ?   Well , you see I can't find the key and I'm in a hurry . Come on , Fred , We're wasting time .   Just a minute you two . I don't think you're telling me the truth . This isn't poorhouse , is it ?   No , it's my brother's . I'm staying with him for a while .   Is he at home ?   I'm afraid not . He's in jail for house-breaking at the moment . 