I hate working on Christmas Eve ! Whoa ! Get a load of this guy ! Come in central , I think we ’ Ve got ourselves a situation here .   License and registration please . Have you been drinking tonight , sir ?   I had one or two glasses of eggnog , but nothing else .   Step out of the vehicle , please . Sir , what do you have in the back ?   Just a few Christmas gifts , to this season , after all !   Don ’ t take that tone with me . Do you have an invoice for these items ?   Umm ... no ... I make these in my workshop in the North Pole ! 