Holly , I just heard some terrible news .   Me , too . I overheard someone say Taylor has a brain tumor .   What ? No , I heard that he has stomach cancer . His ex-girlfriend said it .   That could explain all his stomachaches . He's trying to hide it from us .   Maybe that's why he didn't show up at the potluck . Have you seen him ?   No , but someone said he was in the men's room puking . Follow me ! 