Look at this headline - Elvis Baby Born on Spacecraft . Where do these tabloids get such crazy stories ?   I ’ Ve often wondered the same thing . I also wonder who reads them . Then I realize that I ’ m standing here reading them myself .   It looks as though everyone in line reads them , or at least looks at the headlines .   I think we picked the right line . This one seems to be moving more quickly than the others .   Maybe our checker is faster at scanning the food . 