I hate working on Christmas Eve ! Whoa ! Get a load of this guy ! Come in central , I think we ’ Ve got ourselves a situation here .   License and registration please . Have you been drinking tonight , sir ?   I had one or two glasses of eggnog , but nothing else .   Step out of the vehicle , please . Sir , what do you have in the back ?   Just a few Christmas gifts , to this season , after all !   Don ’ t take that tone with me . Do you have an invoice for these items ?   Umm ... no ... I make these in my workshop in the North Pole !   You are under arrest , sir . You have the right to remain silent . You better not pout , you better not cry . Anything you say can and will be used against you . You have the right to an attorney , if you cannot afford one , the state will appoint one for you .   You can ’ t take me to jail ! What about my sleigh ? It ’ s Christmas Eve ! I have presents to deliver ! Rudolph ! Prancer ! Dancer ! Get help ! 