Can you believe the headlines ?   What are you reading ?   I ’ m reading about Michael Milliken , the Bond King .   Didn ’ t he sell worthless stocks to people or something ? He got arrested for that , didn ’ t he ?   He got arrested all right .   If I remember , he got off with a light sentence . Something like three years in a minimum-security prison .   Yup , that ’ s him . He made millions of dollars selling bonds to people and ended up with a pile of cash when they became useless .   I think the government fined him a small amount , and he kept the rest in his foreign bank accounts . He ’ s still a millionaire . 