Hello ! How do I get online with my laptop ?   Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer , and you'll be online in a heartbeat .   Well , I see the cable . But my computer runs on wireless only .   No problem . I'll tell you about our alternatives .   Yes , I'd love to hear what the alternatives are .   Our state-of-the-art computer lab is on the first floor .   Great ! But is it free ?   Sir , the computers are free to guests , but you do have to pay a nominal printing fee .   You said there were other alternatives ?   Just use your computer here in the lobby . It's set up for wireless .   Okay . That sounds like a winner . Now if I need to print something in the lobby ? 