Can I use your laptop for a while ?   Sure , go ahead .   Oh , isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable ?   Yes , it is . You want go online ? there are no wi-fi hotspots around .   Oh my , no internet access is killing me .   Can't you wait till you get home ? then you can surf the internet using the broadband , wireless connection or whatever you like .   No , I'm not feeling myself . I just want to check my emails , visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends .   Now I see , you must be suffering from discomgoogolation . 