I'd like to help pitch in with dinner .   Really ? You're joking .   No . I'd like to do something special for you on your birthday .   I'd like that . Alright , put on this apron first .   OK ... Now how can I help , hon ?   Hmm , let me see ... Boil some water .   Easy . I could do that with my eyes closed . ( after a while ) Done .   Not bad . Okay , now take some meat and potatoes from the fridge . 