Flip it to channel 9 , will you , Janet ? There's a big basketball game on in a couple of minutes .   Sorry , turkey . I have already got dibs on the TV for tonight , remember ? And I'm watching ' Disco Fever ' on channel 6 .   Oh , yeah , smarty-pants ? Over my dead body . Now , don't be such a brat and ...   Hey , what's wrong with the TV ? 