I need something to eat , please .   Tell me what you're hungry for .   I feel like champagne , lobster tail , and filet mignon , medium rare .   Unfortunately , we're out of filet mignon at the moment . May I suggest the porterhouse instead ?   Well , I prefer filet , but porterhouse is good , too .   Perhaps I could interest you in chocolate-covered strawberries with the champagne ?   Just the champagne will be fine , thank you .   You'll see this charge on your amenities account .   That's fine . 