Man , they take a lot of our paycheck .   Yeah , the government really takes a bit , doesn't it ?   Seriously . The only tax I don't mind them taking is social security . It's only a few dollars every paycheck .   Yeah , I don't mind it either . We ’ ll both end up rich slobs and not need it , but what if we do , you know ?   Yeah . It won't be much , but at least we ’ ll have a monthly check when we get old .   Yeah , my grandmother gets by on social security and the money my grandfather invested when he was alive .   Let's just hope the politicians don't figure out a way to spend it .   Really ? No , they couldn't . None of them would have jobs if they did . 