Waiter , bring me the menu , will you ?   Just a moment , I'm coming . ( ten minutes later ) . Now , what would you like ?   I'd like to see the menu . Would you get me one , please ?   Yes , certainly . Here you are .   Thank you . Ah ! But this is in French . Would you mind giving me the English menu ?   It's written in English too , in smaller print . There .   Thanks . I'll need a while to choose . Could you come back in a minute ?   Right . ( five minutes later ) Now , what are you having ? 