I ’ Ve decided to grow my own garden !   What ? You don ’ t know the first thing about gardening !   On the contrary , I have been reading a lot of books about the subject .   Oh yeah ? Tell me then , smarty pants , how will you go about setting up your garden ?   Well , first I need to buy some things , such as fertilizer , seeds and tools .   What type of tools ?   You know , the basics . A rake , shovel , spade and a hoe .   Right . Well it seems like you have all your bases covered . What ’ s next ?   I ’ ll till the soil and then sow the seeds . I ’ ll then add some fertilizer and voila ! Gardening all done ! 