So , did I tell you about my New Year ’ s resolution ? I ’ Ve decided to go on a diet .   And you ’ re going to completely transform your eating habits , right ?   Exactly ! I ’ m going to cut out all that junk I eat , no more chips , no more soda , no more fried food .   I ’ Ve heard this one before .   But this time I ’ m going to stick to it . I really mean it ! Trust me , Carol , I ’ m going to be a new man in one year ’ s time ! 