Let ' s got out tomorrow night . We can go to a bar and try to find you a girlfriend .   I don ' t think that ' s a good idea . I am just not good with approaching someone and starting up a conversation .   Maybe you just need a few pick-up lines , you know , break the ice .   Pick-up lines don ' t work !   Come on ! You can just walk up to a girl and say “ If you were a booger I \ ' d pick you first . ”   What ? Come on ! That ’ s just lame ! No girl would fall for that !   Fine , then you can say , “ So there you are ! I ' Ve been looking all over for YOU , the woman of my dreams ! ”   That ' s a good one ! I think that ' s pretty funny .   Yeah , so you make her laugh , you make a fool of yourself a little bit and then you buy her a drink .   Ok , how does this sound , “ I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there . So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes . ” 