I'd like to request some more amenities .   Amenities ? What do you mean by amenities , sir ?   Well , the free stuff ! You know the soap , lotion , shampoo , etc .   I see . Sir , if I may ask . Have you used up all the amenities in your room ?   Not at all . I still have enough for the next few days .   Then what is the problem , sir ?   I need some to keep as souvenirs !   Souvenirs ?   Yes , souvenirs . Trinkets to remember my trip by !   We do have a souvenir shop on the first floor , sir .   Oh , that's not the same . I never pay for hotel souvenirs ! 