Joanne , let ’ s not make this divorce any more acrimonious than it already is , okay ? Let ’ s just get down to business and start dividing this stuff up fairly , so we can go our separate ways , alright ?   Fine with me . I just want to get this over with . It ’ s important we make a clean break . I should have signed a pre-nup .   What was that ?   Nothing ! Anyway , you ’ re right , there ’ s no reason this has to be nasty . My lawyer tells me you ’ Ve accepted our alimony proposal and the division of property , as well as the custody agreement-I keep the cat and you get the dog . So that ’ s done ... finally .   Let ’ s not go there , Joanne ! Ok , so let ’ s start with the record collection , I ’ ll take the albums I contributed and you can have your cheesy disco albums back .   Fine , but I ’ m keeping the antique gramophone as my grandfather gave it to me .   I believe that was a wedding present to both of us , Joanne . And you hardly ever use it !   He ’ s my grandfather , and he never really liked you anyway !   Whatever ! Alright , I ’ ll concede the silly gramophone , if you ’ ll agree that I get the silver tea set .   How typical , when are you ever going to use a silver tea set ? Fine ! I don ’ t want to drag this out any longer than necessary . What ’ s next ? What about these old photographs ?   Which ones ? Let me have a look . Wow , look at that ! That brings back memories ... That ?   Our trip to Italy ! I remember that day . We were going to visit the Trev fountain , and we got caught in the rain ...   ... and you looked so adorable with your hair all wet . I had to take a picture of you standing there in that little alley , smiling and laughing in the rain ...   Oh , we really did have fun back then , didn ’ t we ? 