Who's that ?   Saint Jude-he's the saint of lost causes . Like my cousin , Anna , who can't stop getting pregnant . She's a lost cause .   Is that your cousin in the back ?   Yep . She's always got a bun in the oven . She was pregnant before marriage-a real sin in the Catholic Church .   What about birth control pills ? Don't they work on Italians ?   Ha-ha . Birth control and abortion are four-letter words in my family . 