What part did you get in the play this time ?   I got a character part — some old lady who shows up in a few scenes .   I wish I had a character part . Those are my favorite .   Are you kidding ? You got the leading role .   I know , but I've done that so Ay times . It's getting old . The leading guy is always the same macho A .   I would trade you if I could but I don't think I'd be a very convincing macho A . 