What should I get Uncle Teddy ?   You could get him a tie .   Are you kidding ? That's the stupidest gift one can buy . I don't want to get a tie .   Why not ?   Everybody gets men ties for Christmas . It's too boring . Everybody buys either ties or sweaters . I want a more unique gift .   Well , you can buy him a pet iguana then .   That's a cool idea . At least it would be a surprise.But I'm afraid he wouldn't take care of it .   He would think you were crazy , Caroline .   Yes . An iguana is too strange for a gift , and a tie is too normal.So I have to find something halfway between .   How much do you want to spend ?   Well , he was very good to me.He helped me edit my essay for the scholarship contest.So I want to spend at least 75 dollars .   Alright , I have an idea.You know he carries that conservative-looking briefcase every day .   Yes .   Well , he isn't a lawyer , so I don't think he needs to have a briefcase like that . 