Excuse me , sir , this is the express check-out lane for people that have fifteen items or fewer . It looks like you have more than fifteen items there .   Oh , come on ! I have sixteen items ! Cut me some slack , will ya ?   Fine ! Please place your items on the belt and push your shopping cart through . Do you prefer paper or plastic ?   Plastic . I also have a couple of coupons .   No problem , I ’ ll take those . Sir , these coupons expired yesterday .   Darn ! Oh , well . I guess it ’ s just not my day . Thanks anyway .   Do you have a club card or will it be cash ?   Yeah I got a club card . Here you go .   Will this be debit or credit ? 