Merry Christmas !   Huh ?   I said Merry Christmas ! Don ’ t you know that Christmas is almost here ?   It is ? Oh , that ’ s nice .   Huh ? Didn ’ t you know ? Aren ’ t you excited ?   Actually , I ’ d forgotten about it .   Forgotten about it ? How could you ?   Because I ’ m not Christian , I ’ m Jewish .   Oh , I ’ m sorry . I didn ’ t know .   It ’ s all right . There are so many Christians in America that everybody takes it for granted that I ’ m Christian .   I guess so . So what do you do around this time of year ?   Well , I ’ ll celebrate Hanukah soon , but that ’ s not as important to us as Christmas is to you . Mainly I ’ ll just enjoy the holiday break .   Well , would you be horribly offended if I invited you to a Christmas party at my house ? 