I'd like to order dinner .   What would you like ?   I'd like to order a bottle of champagne , lobster tail , and filet mignon , medium rare .   I'm sorry . We're currently out of filet mignon . May I suggest the porterhouse instead ?   I'd prefer the filet , but the porterhouse will do .   And may I suggest chocolate-covered strawberries with the champagne ?   Normally , I would take you up on that suggestion , but just the champagne will do for tonight .   Okay , no strawberries . Room service will be charged to your amenities account . Is that all right ? 