Hello there ! Come on in ! Don ’ t just stand there ! Come and take a seat !   Um , okay . Well , I just want a trim . Nothing too fancy .   Oh my gosh ! Your hair is amazing ! So silky , so shiny ! I am going to work my magic on your hair ! You hear me ? You are going to look like a million bucks !   Okay . Um ... can you make sure my sideburns are even and you just take a little off the top . 