can I use your laptop for a while ?   sure , go ahead .   oh , isn't your computer Wi-Fi capable ?   yes , it is . You want go online ? there are no wi-fi hotspots around .   oh my , no internet access is killing me .   can't you wait till you get home ? then you can surf the internet using the broadband , wireless connection or whatever you like .   no , I'm not feeling myself . I just want to check my emails , visit my favorite websites and chat with my friends .   now I see , you must be suffering from discomgoogolation .   what does that mean ? there's nothing wrong with me .   well , the term " discomgoogolation " comes from " discombobulate " and " google " . Because floods of information are just a mouse click away , net users are very likely to become addicted to the web .   that's alright . I just can't bear losing track of all the latest information . It almost drives me crazy . 