Merry Christmas !   Huh ?   I said Merry Christmas ! Don't you know that Christmas is almost here ?   It is ? Oh , that's nice .   Huh ? Didn't you know ? Aren't you excited ?   Actually , I'd forgotten about it .   Forgotten about it ? How could you ?   Because I'm not Christian , I'm Jewish .   Oh , I'm sorry . I didn't know .   It's all right . There are so many Christians in America that everybody takes it for granted that I'm Christian . 