Good morning , sir . Can I see your boarding pass , please ?   Here you are .   Excuse me , sir . This is your passport .   Really ? Ugh ... Is there any difference ?   Yes . As a matter of fact , you can't board the plane without boarding pass .   Gee . I must have left it in my hotel room .   I'm sorry sir . I can't let you pass .   But when does the plane take off ?   Ugh , in about thirty minutes , sir .   Oh , my God ! What do I do now ? Bone head , bone head , bone head ( He smashes his head with his hand . ) . 