Ahahah ! What is that thing on your couch ! It just moved !   Did you think it wasn't real ? That's my pet lizard .   You have a pet lizard ? Somehow I never would have imagined that .   His name is Grunt . Come closer and I'll properly introduce you .   Does it bite or scratch ?   No , he's perfectly harmless . And he's not afraid of strangers either . Here , hold him . 