Would you like to have a piece of cake ?   No , thank you . I'm on a diet .   Why ? You're not fat .   I'm considering entering for the beauty contest this summer , so I must have a slender figure .   Women of all shapes would be beautiful if they are self-confident .   I'm afraid the judges do not think so . All the beauty contests are for slim girls only .   Well . There's a beauty contest in Thailand just for fat beauties . 