What do you think of this one ?   Eh , so so .   And this one ? Too flashy ?   Nah , not too flashy .   Hug ! And this sweater from my aunt ? Isn ’ t it hideous ?   I guess .   Are you even listening ? I ’ m trying to have a conversation with you .   And I ’ m trying to watch the game , but you ’ re yapping on about your new clothes !   Well I have to decide which gifts to keep and which to exchange for better ones when I go to the Boxing Day sales this afternoon !   Well could you do me the favor of making this quick ? It ’ s the third quarter and you ’ Ve been blabbering on since the first !   Oh , your precious game . You watch the same game every year , and each year your beloved hometown team loses by at least three goals !   Oh no you didn ’ t . You didn ’ t just insult the Sals-bury Seals , did you ? Why don ’ t you just . just go and return all of those stupid clothes and not come back until the sales are over ? 