Hello sir , how may I help you ?   I would like to buy some flowers , please . Something really nice .   I see , may I ask what the occasion is ?   It ’ s not really an occasion , it ’ s more like I ’ m sorry .   Very well.This arrangement here is very popular among regretful husbands and boyfriends . It has a dozen long stem red roses with a couple of sunflowers and a single orchid that stands out . It includes a small teddy bear to achieve the effect of immediate forgiveness .   I think I ’ m gonna need more than just a dozen red roses and a bear . What else do you recommend ?   Mmm , well this is our I ’ m sorry I cheated on you package . Two dozen red roses lined with tulips , carnations and lilies . The fragrance and beauty of this flower arrangement is sure to make her forgive you .   I don ’ t think that ’ s gonna cut it . I need something bigger and better !   I ’ m sorry sir but , what exactly did you do ?   Well , I may have accidentally insinuated that she is getting chubbier .   Get out of my store , you jerk ! 