You have a lovely house , Jack .   Thank you . But a number of things have been going wrong lately .   That's too bad . What problems are you having .   Oh , the whole house needs re-painting for starters . The carpet in the living room is worn out , and I'd like to put in new wall-to-wall carpeting . Last week , I had to call the plumber to fix the toilet . Anyway , all par for the course when you own a house , I guess . I think I am going to hire an interior decorator to look the place over .   I've studied home decoration as a hobby . Could I make some suggestions ?   Go right ahead .   Well , I think a crystal chandelier would look great in your living room , and maybe some new drapes for the windows . Also , a grandfather clock would look great in the den . Perhaps you could buy some potted plants for the dining room   Wow , you really do have a talent for this , Alice . Thanks for the suggestions .   You are welcome , Jack . Glad to be of help . 