Why didn't you tell me you had a girlfriend ?   Sorry , I thought you knew .   But you should have told me you were in love with her .   Didn't I ?   You know you didn't .   Well , I'm telling you now .   Yes , but you might have told me before .   I didn't think you'd be interested .   You can't be serious.How dare you not tell me you were going to marry her ?   Sorry , I didn't think it mattered .   Oh , you men ! You're all the same . 