I'll give it a try. Ah, wow, that is, mmm, it's like all the worst parts of baby powder and all the worst parts of cat pee. An open letter to the ladies. Hello, ladies. You've really been unfairly neglected in Crash Course World History and also in world history textbooks everywhere. Like there'll be a whole chapter exploring the exploits of great men and then at the end there will be one sentence that's like, also women were doing stuff at the time and it was important but we don't really know what it was. So back to Alexander the Great.