An open letter to the Xia Dynasty. Dear Xia Dynasty, why you gotta be so fictional? You contain all of the most awesome emperors, including my favorite emperor of all time, Yu the Engineer. There are so many the greats and the terribles among royalty, and so few the engineers. We need more kings like Yu the Engineer, Peter the mortgage broker, Danica the script supervisor, Stan the video editing and producer guy. Those should be our kings. I freaking love you, Yu the Engineer, and the fact that you're not real, it breaks my heart in a way that could only be fixed by Yu the Engineer.