Oh, I guess it's time for the open letter. An Open Letter to Joseph Stalin. But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today. Oh, it's silly putty. Silly putty. The thing that won the Cold War. This is exactly the kind of useless consumer good that would never have been produced in the Soviet Union, and it is because we had so much more consumer spending on stuff like silly putty that we won the Cold War.