Oh, it's Darth Vader! What a great reminder of imperialism. Dear Hiram Maxim, I hate you. It's not so much that you invented the Maxim machine gun – although obviously that's a little bit problematic – or even that you look like the poor man's Colonel Sanders. First off, you're a possible bigamist. I have a longstanding opposition to bigamy. Secondly, you were born an American but then became a Brit, thereby metaphorically machine gunning our founding fathers.