Must be so I can play disco golf! An open letter to Chutes and Ladders. Dear Chutes and Ladders, this is disco golf. It's a game of skill. My success at disco golf is entirely dependent on whether I am good at disco golf. Now listen, Chutes and Ladders, I remember your game being awesome when I was a kid, but I have a two-year-old son myself, and I recently bought him Chutes and Ladders. And you know what happened the first time we played?