Then you were forced to marry your kidnapper, who was the ruler of Kashmir, but then he died. And you became the ruler and you were really good at it and everything was going awesome and you were lining things up for your sons, but then some dude comes in and decides that he's going to marry you and forces you to do it by attacking you. And so what do you do? Immediately after your second wedding, you commit suicide by slicing open your belly and offer your intestines to your horrible new husband as a wedding present. No, Stan, I don't want to say it, but I have to. That really took guts, Koturani. Sorry.