You know how apocalypses go. The Assyrians spread this worldview with propaganda like monumental architecture and readings about how awesome the king was at public festivals, all of which was designed to inspire awe in the empire's subjects. Oh, that reminds me, it's time for the open letter. An open letter to the word awesome. But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today. Oh, Stan, is this yellow cake uranium? You never find that in Mesopotamia.