And E, a lot of what we know about Indian history comes from British historians who both used and embodied the phrase historical bias. All of which F, makes it very unfortunate that we only have ten minutes, but we will do our best. Okay, we're going to make this like Voldemort's soul and split it up into eight parts. Part One, the Vedas. So as you no doubt remember, the Indus River Valley was one of the earliest cradles of civilization. But that original civilization basically disappeared sometime after 1750 BCE. Then there was a long period of Aryan migration, and by Aryans we do not mean like prehistoric Nazis, we mean people from the caucuses who migrated down to the Indogagagag... Can you...?