They thought you were barbarous. They thought that people wearing you was the definition of people lacking civilization. They ventured north, and the wind blew up through their togas, and lo and behold, they adopted pants. And there's a history lesson in that, Pants, which is that when people have to choose between civilization and warm genitals, they choose warm genitals. Best wishes, John Green. And now a note from our sponsor. Today's episode of Crash Course is brought to you by the all-new Oldsmobile Byzantium, mixing power and luxury in a way that's never really... Oldsmobile isn't a company anymore?