I want you to smoke until the day after your 65th birthday, and then I want you to die so that I collect all of your social security. That inspired me, Mr. Meyer, to quit smoking just eight short years later. Here is an amazing statistic. Cigarettes were handed out to American service men during World War II, and more soldiers who started smoking during the war died from smoking than died from the war. So if the New World was looking to extract some measure of revenge for smallpox and measles and chickenpox, mission accomplished. Best wishes, John Green. Now on to animals.