Hello, ladies. You've really been unfairly neglected in Crash Course World History and also in world history textbooks everywhere. Like there'll be a whole chapter exploring the exploits of great men and then at the end there will be one sentence that's like, also women were doing stuff at the time and it was important but we don't really know what it was. So back to Alexander the Great. History has been very good at marginalizing and demeaning women and we're going to fight against that as we move forward in the story of human civilization. Ladies, I have to go now because my eyes are stinging from the biological weapon known as Kim Kardashian's gold. Seriously, don't wear it.