It's a game of skill. My success at disco golf is entirely dependent on whether I am good at disco golf. Now listen, Chutes and Ladders, I remember your game being awesome when I was a kid, but I have a two-year-old son myself, and I recently bought him Chutes and Ladders. And you know what happened the first time we played? He beat me! Chutes and Ladders, this is a child who regularly refers to helicopters as heliflopters. I don't want to say that he's not my intellectual equal, but I'm potty trained.