Hi there, my name is John Green, this is Crash Course World History, and today we're going to talk about Alexander the Great, but to do that we're going to begin by talking about ideals of masculinity and heroism and Kim Kardashian and the situation. Mr. Green, Mr. Green, Mr. Green! Which situation? Oh, me from the past. I forgot you wanted to go to Colombia. Me from the present regrets to inform you that you do not get in. But since you live in the past, you have no way of knowing who I'm talking about.