Magic! For today's Open Letter, to further discuss the relationship between merchants and nobles, we're going to go inland to Kashmir, where Koturani was the ruler until 1339. Mostly, I just love this story, but first, let's find out what's in the secret compartment. Oh, it's blowouts. Stan, are you asking me to make a diarrhea joke? Because I'm above that. I will, however, give you a party blower solo.