But since you live in the past, you have no way of knowing who I'm talking about. And it occurs to me that this video may be watched in some glorious future, when Kim Kardashian and the situation have mercifully disappeared from public life. And the supermarket tabloids, instead of talking about celebrities, talk about Foucault and the Higgs boson particle. So Kim Kardashian is a professional famous person who initially rose to notoriety by scootily pooping with someone named Ray J. And Mike the Situation, I forgot his last name, is a professional stupid person with big muscles. They're both known by millions, live in luxury, and people literally pay to own their odors. Why do these people crave fame?