So about 5,000 years ago, in the land Meso, or between, the Tigris and Euphrates Potomoy, or rivers, cities started popping up, much like they had in our old friend the Indus River Valley. These early Mesopotamian cities engaged in a form of socialism where farmers contributed their crops to public storehouses, out of which workers, like metal workers or builders or male models or whatever, would be paid uniform wages in grain. So basically... Mr. Green, Mr. Green, were there really male models? Can you do blue steel? Oh, younger version of myself, how I hate you. Oh, the humiliation I suffer for you people. That was my best blue steel.