No, Stan, this is a history class! We're going to talk about the relationship between a city, Venice, and an empire, the Ottomans. And in doing so, we're going to return to an old theme here on Crash Course World History, how studying history can make you a better boyfriend and or girlfriend. Probably or, but I'm not here to judge. Mr. Green, Mr. Green, no offense, but you don't really seem like an expert in how to get girls to like you. Here's something amazing me from the past. You know that girl, Sarah, in 10th grade who's super, super smart?