Oh, nice! Come on, be a mushroom, be a mushroom, be a... D'oh! Dear Human Sacrifice, look, I'm not going to defend you. But if you really believe that the world is going to end if the gods are not appeased, then human sacrifice kind of makes sense. And as evidence for this, let me submit to you that we engage in human sacrifice all the time. Remember the movie The Dirty Dozen? No?