But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today. Oh, it's a mustache, so I can look like Kipling. Dear white man's burden. I'm gonna go ahead and take this off, Stan. I think Tumblr has had enough to get their gifs. So white man's burden, you're a poem, and more than a century after Kipling wrote you, scholars still disagree over whether he was kidding. And this speaks to how weird and insane imperialism really was.