Mr. Green, Mr. Green, you're always saying how much slavery sucks, but is it really any worse than having to work for, like, subsistence? Yeah, I'm going to stop you right there, me from the past, before you further embarrass yourself. You often hear from people attempting to comprehend the horrors of slavery that slavery couldn't have been all that bad, and that it wasn't that different from working for minimum wage. And that we know this because if it had been so bad, slaves would have just revolted, which they never did. Yeah, well, one, equating slavery to poor working conditions ignores the fact that if you work at, like, Foxconn, Foxconn doesn't get to sell your children to other corporations. And two, as you're about to see, slaves did revolt. So the unrest in what became Haiti started in 1789, when some slaves heard a rumor that the king of France had freed them.