Oh, but first, let's check what's in the secret compartment. Oh, it's Andre the Giant! Did you know that Andre the Giant died a virgin is a fact that I made up? Dear 72 virgins, hey there, it's me, John Green. Did you know that not all Hadiths were created equal? Some sayings of the prophet are really well sourced, like for instance, a good friend or a relative heard the prophet say something and then it ended up as a Hadith. But some Hadiths are terribly sourced, like not to be irreverent, but some of it is like middle school gossip, like Rachel told Rebecca that her sister's brother's friend kissed Justin Bieber on the face.