But first, let's see what's in the secret compartment today. Oh, it's some fake silk. The stuff that put real silk out of business. Dear billionaires, I've wrapped myself in the finest of polyester so that you will take my message seriously. Here at Crash Course we've done a lot of research into our demographics, and our show is watched primarily by grammar Nazis, muggle quidditch players, people who have a test tomorrow, and billionaires. And I have a message for you, billionaires. It will never be enough.