You know that girl, Sarah, in 10th grade who's super, super smart? Yeah, she's really hot. She's like three or four leagues hotter than I am. Yeah, I married her. So shut up and listen. [♪ INTRO MUSIC ♪ Ten minutes from now, I'm hoping you'll understand how one mutually beneficial relationship between the Venetians and the Ottomans led to two really big deals, the European Renaissance and Christopher Columbus. Not like his birth.