There have been lots of books about you, scholars have devoted their lives to you. Dude, we're so obsessed with you that we used this fancy new technology to scan your body and establish that you probably died of an infected broken leg and or malaria. Also, you've inspired such seminal works of art as the Discovery Kids series Tutenstein, which my son forces me to watch. Your relics have been to six continents? So it all works out in the end, man! Well, I mean, you're still dead, so that kind of sucks. Best wishes, John Green.