I am a young soldier and get out of a VW bus to present arms. My gun is huge and heavy. I call out to the sergeant, "Help. It's too heavy." He breaks it into halves and we see the insides. He asks if I know how to put it together. I don't. He says, "Well, do you know how to go out and 'issue use' which meant have sexual relations." I assure him repeatedly I know how to do that! And have done it. I am thinking of biking to T City and then go home. I ask how long it will take. 6 or 7 hours! Too long. I explain that I won't go to T City; just home. I eat a heavy breakfast first. Dovre pays as she looks at a photo. It's hard enough being 90% princess, but to have to go out into the world with other people too! There is a baby with me.