I was in the back yard and I heard someone breaking something. I went back and someone was stealing my coal. I yelled at the kids and they went to the front of the yard. I heard that breaking noise, so I go to the front yard and there they are again stealing my coal. I talked to a girl and told her I could have her arrested for stealing my coal. She said, "Go ahead, I don't care." Then I met a young lady. She came up close to me. I put my arms around her and I held her close. She liked it. I bumped her body with my generative organs against hers and she liked that very much. She said, "I want children and can't have them." I said, "Why not? What's the reason?" She said, "My husband gets it in, but he can't come." I said, "If you need a little help, I would be happy to help you out." So we're lying on the garage floor. She was on top of me and we were intimating. The garage door was partly open. I closed it with my foot, but still we could be seen from the outside. I slid on my back with her further back into the garage, but the walls seemed to hold no protection. We still could be seen. Two women and a man came near us and one of the women said, "Will you fix me up for $5?" and I said, "I will." There were boys in our back yard. I told them to get out and stay out.