Matt Yams is Getting Married  I'm in Rock Village with my mom and my sister Ramona. We're going ice fishing. We stop to get bait. I go up to two old men in a shack-like place. I buy worms and leeches. The bait comes with two stunned fish. The containers of bait are in the mouths of the fish. The men tell me the fish aren't dead, and I should let them go. One in ten of these stunned fish will live. We leave, and I realize we don't have an ice auger. I look in back of the car for things that we could use to make a hole in the ice. There is a hammer, a crow bar, and some metal rods. I decide these things would work.  We are back in Wilmerton, and I know my friend Matt Yams has three or four augers, so we go to his house. We are pulling a boat. I go into his house, which is different. There are two dumb, skanky girls there. One is Matt's girlfriend and the other is his brother Jasper's girlfriend. Matt is getting married today! I'm shocked, and I think to myself: "Matt, what are you doing?!" I think getting married is a big mistake for him. We get the auger and jigglesticks, which I had totally forgotten. A guy from the Franklin Hall dormitory my first year at Brimson is there. He is the middle-height guy from the triple off the lounge, and I think his name is Mike.