Hitting George Costanza  I'm in my Historical Geology class. It is the last day of class. The professor Greg Welters talks about rock units. There is a formula for measuring the thickness based on one measurement. Something in the formula is _. My friend Jill Banks is in the class. I sit in a corner. There is a metal shelf system that partially blocks Jill's view of me. My classmate Todd Murphy is there. Greg asks for any questions. My hand and arm are lying across my forehead, like I do when I fall asleep, but I don't have a question. Greg looks at me, but seems to know that my arm is up because it's comfortable for me, not because I have a question. I hoping he doesn't call on me. There are no questions. He then gets the test scores out. I get a 96 on the final, which is the top score! My upper teeth are pressing down on my bottom lip. I associate with Jill and Todd. I can't talk because of my lip and teeth. I feel like I am getting sick: I have a dry cough. But I think I'm not getting sick. I see my ex-girlfriend Annie Thomas in the hallway.  I'm at lunch in the Brimson grille. I see my economics professor Zoe Madden there. She congratulates me on my good geology grades. I say thanks. I ask her what happened to my economics grade: why I got an A-. She says I failed the final test, but I went to class, to the extra sessions, and I did well on the other tests so I got an A-. I'm getting orange juice. Kari Cutting, a psychology professor, is there. She asks me if I have a boyfriend, but I know she means a girlfriend. I say no. She asks if I'll wait with her at the bus stop. There are sexual intonations in her question. Though I am not interested in her, I agree to wait with her. There is no juice in the grille so I tell her I'll wait for her in the hall by the juice machines.  I'm in a car with George Costanza from the television show Seinfeld. He is driving. I'm thinking of writing down my dreams, which involve a Seinfeld episode. We're near a college like the University of Montana. He is going to the university for a visit. I tell him I forgot about Kari Cutting at the bus stop so I need to go back right now! He refuses to go back, and won't return to drop me off. I make a huge fuss over this. I kick him, hit him, and yell at him furiously. My black and blue sunglasses fly out of the car and land on the road ahead of us as we slow down. A lens on the glasses cracks like the pattern of a spider web, and gets scratched. I blame George for this. We turn back. I'm on a bicycle on Superhighway 100, and am going to take the Superhighway 200. I'm going slowly on the bicycle, and there is about a mile before the exit for Superhighway 200. I pass a semi truck that is parked. I am in a semi truck. I go into a large truck yard. My friend Jerry Parsons from Fishing Haven is there driving a huge truck. He has stolen it for a joyride. I think this is bad. He drives with another man. Eventually I drive the truck too. It is an 8-wheel dump truck. I drive for a bit and decide I'm refreshed. I decide to leave. The man and Jerry try to stop me from leaving. I take my green shirt and dark blue sweatshirt from the building when I leave. The building is a house that is used for cleaning.