I dreamed that it was morning and that I was to wake up the other men sleeping on the second floor of my fraternity house. I picked up a dry mop (my roommate is a part-time brush salesman and frequently has such in the room). Grasping it by the mop end, I proceeded to go around waking up all the sleepers in the house. This I did by poking them in the chest with the handle of the mop. The last I came to was my roommate (roommates since last September -- his age 24). Instead of the chest I poked him in the genital area and was surprised to find that the handle penetrated into his body to a depth of several inches. I wiggled the mop handle around to waken him, at which time there appeared several other men who seemed to be quite astonished. The last thing I remember was asking him how in the world it had been possible to make the insertion without injuring him. I can't remember what his answer was.