Funny Shaped Pornography  I'm in a house, which isn't mine. "My" room is in the basement. There is another room that is attached to mine. This room has a television and VCR in it. There is a pornography movie there. I put it in. There television is off. I'm going to have to come back later. The movie is funny shaped; it is missing a corner. I come back to the room later, and a girl is sleeping in the bed, so I can't watch the movie. I take it and hide it under my bed.