(02/11/92)"Aliens play rough." A man and a woman are in a space ship coming back to earth. But the door pops open and the lock won't hold and the woman says, "Thank goodness you are already malfunctioning (perhaps dead) and can't breathe or this could have been fatal." He agrees and struggles to get the latch to hold. She suggests they have tea and starts to go to the "kitchen," when they notice the furniture is all floating around. This is bad news because soon they are going into earth orbit, and as soon as they hit gravity they could be killed by all the heavy, falling furniture. He grabs for big lamps and things and is trying to secure them down. Just then a green pickup truck smashes into the plate glass window and breaks it. An alien dressed as a deer hunter gets out and says cheerfully, "You caused me enough trouble; now my lions are going to get you." The man/me tries to explain this isn't OK (not a good time). He didn't mean to cause trouble and this is all too much. The man's left arm hangs useless. It's hurt (like the bus driver last night), but the alien doesn't believe him. So the lion attacks and the man fights with a metal hook thing with his one arm. It's a touch and go battle but finally the man whams the lion on the head enough times to nearly kill it. The lion's plastic white eyelids shut so we know he's near death. Once more the hook hits (like Lacrosse or racquet ball) and hooks him in his throat. He dies. The alien is impressed. Now the man explains his predicament:  the door is open, the window broken, the heavy furniture floating and soon he'll hit orbit. The alien apologizes and agrees to help. The alien says, "I only meant to entertain you. I thought you were out here for a long trip and needed something to break the boredom. I know what that's like! I didn't realize you were only here for a couple of weeks." He helps fix things, then the man goes to the kitchen and requests the woman eat/smoke/drink particular things so he can enjoy that flavor. She is happy to comply and requests from him her particular flavor.