Filthy Anal Masturbation  I'm in my bedroom at home. I have a bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. I am masturbating. I rub the square end of the bottle on my anus. A television is on. I know that reform Jews do this type of masturbation. I look for something to put in my anus. At the foot of the bed there is a bottle of toilet bowl cleaner, which I don't use. There is a plastic bottle of cleaner, like the swan-shaped bottle of bubble bath that my mom used to have in the bathroom. It has a smooth tip, so I use it for masturbation. I have a mouthful of mouthwash. I pull the garbage over and spit the mouthwash into it. What comes out of my mouth is runny brown feces. I think this is nasty, and I smell the garbage can to see if it smells. I don't smell it, but that may be because my nose is stuffed up. I look for something to ejaculate onto. I'm worried that the room smells. I have my hand on my anus, which is wet and inflamed. I wipe my hand on my maroon shorts, which are already dirty.