Now, now boys, say you aint acting fair You know by that you got real bad hair Your face is all hid, now your backs all bare If you aint doing the bobo, whats your head doing down there? Yous a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin And your mama do the lordylord Now, your little sister, why she asked me to kiss her I told her to wait until she got a little bigger She got a little bigger, said now I did kiss her You know by that, boy, I did miss her Now shes a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater Slip you in the dozen, and your papa is your cousin Your mama do the lordylord Now the first three months said she did very well Next three months she began to raise a little hell Next three months said she got real rough You know by that, that she was strutting her stuff Now yous a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin And your mama do the lordylord Now I like your mama, but she wouldnt do this I hit her cross the head with my great big fist The clocks on the shelf going tick tick tick Your mamas out on the street doing I dont know which Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine and ten I like your mama but she got too many men Ashes to ashes, now its sand to sand Every time I see her, shes got a brand new man Now shes a dirty mistreater, robber and a cheater Slip you in the dozen, now your papa is your cousin And your mama do the lordylord
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