I was headed straight home just to see you When I saw some old friends that I knew So I stopped for a couple cervezas But I swear I was thinkin of you I put on my hat for my exit When who would walk in through the door A man you might call a bandito And he told us to lay on the floor Well he took what he could from the cash bo And he took all my pay from this week Just when I thought that it was all over He said, Hey boy youre comin with me Well your love is one in a million And Im sorry for what they have done They all try to come in between us Now our loves a million to one Well you asked me to meet you at the movies I knew wed have such a good time Meryl Streep in a part with an accent It sounds like a favorite of mine But I came on an elderly woman Her child had been taken away She said by a pack of wild dingos Well what would you do in my place You might also likeI followed that trail of the dingos One they put up a terrible fight But I finally retrieved her baby And we drank to the end of her plight Well your love is one in a million And Im sorry for what they have done They all try to come in between us Now our loves a million to one Well you called me the very next mornin And you said that we needed to talk But my car wouldnt start on that evening So to your house I started to walk On a moonlit dark sketch of highway Something quite strange happened there For above all these lights started flashing And they pulled me straight in the air The aliens were not what I expected But their problem was perfectly clear Some dingos had stolen their babies I got em back and we drank space beer
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