No good deed goes unpunished I just now realized Dont ever try to dodge a deer on highway 45 So here i am with 2 wheels stuck Axle deep in mud Theres a lot of things that come to mind When you get mad enough [Chorus] Lifes a ditch on the side of the road The sun beatin down 10 miles from home Cars passin by pay me no mind I could throw a fit Get a little ticked Or just admit Lifes a ditch So i finally found my cellphone On the floorboard of my car Must be one dry county Couldnt even get one bar So Im standin on my bumper Then a call goes through at last A truck blows by my feet fly up and Im face down with a splash [Chorus] Lifes a ditch on the side of the road The sun beatin down 10 miles from home Cars passin by pay me no mind I could throw a fit Get a little ticked Or just admit Lifes a ditch Now Im lookin for that cellphone In the water and the weeds When a kid wades up behind me Pants rolled up to his knees Hes strollin like its heaven He laughs and dips his neck And then says Howdy mister, caught any crawdads yet? One look at his grin, and the truth sunk in [Chorus] Yeah lifes a ditch on the side of the road The sun beatin down 10 miles from home Cars passin by pay me no mind I could throw a fit Get a little ticked Or just kick back and go with it I guess ya get what ya get So its all in how you look at it Lifes a ditch A big ol ditch, get it? Lifes a ditch A big ol ditch
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