1,2,3,4 King K.O.N.G. Verse 1 Grab a boulder from my shoulder holster Throw it to Nova Scotia hit a coiled cobra Pot boiled over dirt soiled rover Hardly ever sober, shit I need a chauffeur To make it all kosher fuck it make the most of Your situation dont stay complacent Adjust it change the station While youre sitting wastin Im Vincent Chasein Make your pace hasten youre moving in claymation Your lady dry climated no precipitation She be waiting patient for that hydration Her expression vacant the love aint sacred That thought ancient relationship forsaken The vision blatant the image tainted Spirits arranged it but can they maintain it And if not what they aiming For just another detour Lifes made to explore Guess I gotta find more of these answers Knowing that I aint gon learn shit from your banter Kong and TeckZilla preyin on these beats like some panthers While also tryin to get some plaques on the wall Like some antlers fuck it man just call in the dancers Hook King K.O.N.G. I said Its all kosher, so try to keep your composure I said its all kosher, just shake that ass like you supposed to I said its all kosher, but dont forget my mimosa Told shorty to come over, I wanna bend you on the sofa I said its all kosher, we making moves a bit bolder I said its all kosher, when the worlds a bit colder I said its all kosher, Im just another year older Told homie to come over, wanna burn up the mota AVN Verse 2 AVN is Avy who, kinda like a crazy jew Jerking off with crazy glue and rappers really hate him too AVN is Avy who, kinda like the bird flu Words better serve you when rapper hits his curfew Cause underground spitters that are 35 and bitter Make me feel like Im a quitter like shit I need a bigger budget So I dont fall into this drudgery Of living at your moms house doing chores muttering Under breath under paid smoking weed lazy fit Buying it from little Seth the kid you used to babysit Crazy shit but life is like an 80s flick Kinda gritty camera shitty You can guess the end of it Predictable, thats really what I meant to say But matty hasnt meant a thing since P Diddy was Puffy D Lucky me I remember the 90s still Nostalgia is a grimy pill That makes me feel kinda ill KONG Guess now its rhyme to kill Hook King K.O.N.G. I said Its all kosher, so try to keep your composure I said its all kosher, just shake that ass like you supposed to I said its all kosher, but dont forget my mimosa Told shorty to come over, I wanna bend you on the sofa I said its all kosher, we making moves a bit bolder I said its all kosher, when the worlds a bit colder I said its all kosher, Im just another year older Told homie to come over, wanna burn up the motto King K.O.N.G. Verse 3 I pay dues repetitive until life reimburse me I think chivalry died when girls called it thirsty Listen to Captain Murphy she jerkin on my jersey I show her curves no mercy Now the waters getting murky Firstly you aint worthy of the derby I heard from a little birdy That you suckin more than Kirby And your raps about as sturdy As a brown paper bag and when they see me pull of with the crown haters mad I think the sound made her sad Hook King K.O.N.G. I said Its all kosher, so try to keep your composure I said its all kosher, just shake that ass like you supposed to I said its all kosher, but dont forget my mimosa Told shorty to come over, I wanna bend you on the sofa I said its all kosher, we making moves a bit bolder I said its all kosher, when the worlds a bit colder I said its all kosher, Im just another year older Told homie to come over, wanna burn up the mota
kosher, said, avn, mimosa, bolder