[Verse 1] My heart is darker than Akon When he tans on his lawn and stays there for too long Ima cock an AK and point it straight at MAGCON Until security comes, and then Im like okay Im gone. But Im back because this is who Ive always been Ive stayed true to the vision before I had a Benz All your friends can go die if they aint feeling the message Ill call them on speed dial and leave them a message Good for you for doing you youre the best youve ever been But your consistency is that of a lesbian who says they like men One day of the week has been one year for the weak Too many people caught up in cars that are stylish and sleek Your lack of innovation is making me sick Im stuck here looking for a leader like hideandgo seek Lets see how many people are willing to stand up for a change Im getting sick of being human because were all too the same Opinions expressed are like FedEx Express Only good when you need it but pretty dumb by itself People these days are about as real as Kylies lips Always worrying bout thigh gaps and who has the better hips Man, you kids are freakin dumb Thinking youre different cause youre part of hipster culture One word captions and pictures dedicated to enlightenment Using phrases like theyre cool, but really no ones understanding it People these days wearing HUF socks and act like theyre a thug Like they resorted to Chef Boyardee when they were growing up People these days dont even know who they are anymore So whats the point of writing a biography for? Yall are more confused than Bruce Jenner inside a mens restroom Waiting for whats trending depending on what the rest do Well yeah, oh man [Verse 2] This that dark art, this that thing we dont talk about Oh hes running his mouth again, now whats he going on about Always saying hes unhappy with the way things are going I think its important we talk about issues instead of pretending we dont know them Like giving a blind kid a picture book So he can read it while his mother took A handful of Xannies while her new boyfriend Brad gets caught up in her panties Or having a phone call with a deaf person and asking, Can you hear me now? Im tired of holding back these thoughts, so I hope they hear me now I remember when I called her up and had a convo on the phone Told her I wanna be famous but I cant do it on my own So Ill ask an amputee to lend me a hand See Im joking but thats something people are too ignorant to understand Theyll be like, Isnt that that good boy who sang in a church choir? Who was working to get hired while all his friends were getting higher? Ima tell you this, and you better listen up They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer So if you mooch off my fame or my cars or my money Ill put a bullet in your head while youre dancing the Shmoney Im not kidding, Im a monster, Im crazy Wake up the next day, memory hazy Efforts been lazy, she asked me to Sadies Said Im way too invested in too many ladies Besides, if we kissed itd be like kissing Madonna Im too young and attractive to contract any rabies Yeah
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