[Verse 1] The day was Saturday time bout threefifteen Im leaving out the corner store I couldnt believe this scene This girl approached me slowly spoken ask me, Dont I know you? I said, You look familiar. She said, What school did you go to? I said, Oh yeah, the face I remember but the name Ive forgot Back then your frame was hot and my my girl you done changed a lot She said, You crazy boy, times have changed Ill admit it How come you out here posted up? She said, Im just tryna get it I said, Well anyway how you been? She said, Its funny you ask Looks like Im gonna be struggling as long as this bad economy last She said that times were really hard But if you give me fifty dollars Ill let you get a hundred in groceries off my car I started thinking, how she used to look over me And openly walking around acting like her booboo smell like Gerri Potpourri She was noticeably roaching for cash, no longer had looks that kill Even though I was holding some old school grudges I aint crazy I took that seal [Hook] See yall trifling and lazy, others half crazy Woman you aint slick you need to change your ways You aint gon get no cash from me, aint gon get no babies Im a shut you down no ifs, ands or maybes See yall trifling and lazy, others half crazy Woman you aint slick you need to change your ways You aint gon get no cash from me, aint gon get no babies Im a shut you down no ifs, ands or maybes [Verse 2] Now, I met this other female, she was nice at first It started good and then she went from bad to twice as worse I had a premonition uhoh soon I would see a clue Gave her my number at 3 oClock, she called me at threeotwo She said Im just checking the number me and you know they lie I said, Alright I guess Ill talk to you later, okay, bye Went out to shoot some ball I didnt even notice at all My phone was blowed up and loaded yall, twentyfour missed calls man I called her back whats wrong is someone trying to murder you? She said I was just worried boo, I hadnt heard from you oh I said you crazy we just met and Im already tired of this She said You sounding like my mamma, ex, and my psychiatrist She started screaming, yapping, going off, cussing and snapping Ten minutes later, called me back acting like nothing had happened what Girl, what the hell is the matter with you, you aint none of my spouse Three hours later, shes was camped out in the front of my house [Talks KRino] Oh my goodness [Phone rings] Come on, come on, come on Sniper answer the phone, man [Phone rings] Come on Snipe pick the phone up, mayne [Phone rings] Man [Sniper Answers] Hello? [KRino] Hey, hey, whats up Snipeman [Sniper Answers] What up? [KRino] Ay this crazy girl is posted up in front of my house, mayne [Sniper Answers] Say what? [KRino] Ay you gotta help me figure out something, come over here mayne, do something for ya boy, mayne [Sniper Answers] Yo, I gotcha homie [KRino] Man this girl crazy as a Bessie bug [Sniper Answers] Yo, Im on my way [KRino] Aight... [Verse 3] Before I end this theres a few things I figured I mention Going to clubs is like attending a golddigger convention Walk up with no paper tryna mack itll spell disaster And why the hell you in the strip club, girl Im a tell yo pastor Was at the mall frontin like you had lottery bread Even though you got that jail caked up at the side of yo head She tried to bend over and show what she had and was worst uh In a red disconnection notice fell out of her purse Plus the purse was fake the dude made you believe in it Not smart enough to know that Gucci got two Cs in it Seen her in Timmy Chan, looking like the Boogerman Lying to your friend about some house thatcha brought in Sugarland Stop tryna be something your not ya frontin steeled youre homed Them shoes look like yo great, great, great, great, great, great grandma owned them So maybe after hearing all this, you can strive now All she had was four dollars at Winders cost five nooow [Talking] Yeah Ha, ha Tired of this All you gotta do is be real And youll get realness back
krino, sniper, said, mayne, answer