Are You Gluten Free? [Intro] Howdy Partner, today were gonna do dodododo A little something I made up just for you youyouyouyou Its really easy for both you and me you and me Today were gonna be Gluten Free [Chorus] Hey, you there! Are you gluten free? Hey, you there! Are you gluten free? [Verse 1] If yall dont know about this new trend It makes you healthier so tell all your friends unless you have none You cant eat the bun but you can eat the burger The best way not to gain weight is to leave grain on the backburner [Chorus] Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? [Verse 2] Glutens found in most shampoos But you can still eat honey like youre Winnie the Pooh oh bother Do you have to kick ChickFilA? Uh huh But this diet dont prevent you from the soup part of the Pho [Chorus] Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? [Verse 3] Ey, join me Be Gluten Free That means no more unhealthy bread, no panini No spaghetti, save calories You dont need to get fatter youll be so skinny [Bridge] Gluten is your enemy Gluten free is the remedy Even if you cant eat wheat You can still eat sesame Towards gluten I feel absolute enmity Your penalty for eating gluten will be being sick Youll need therapy [Chorus] Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? [Verse 4] Vegan, vegetarian If you dont listen to me You will be running in Saying yo Cr1nge This is real scary I feel worse when I eat gluten Than I do with dairy! [Chorus] Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? Hey, you there! Are you Gluten Free? [Verse 5] Fun fact, I really aint the only one One percent of Americans avoid gluten People are gf from Dubai to Brooklyn Throw away that wheat grain and then boom, youre done
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