[Verse 1] Its a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes, you think youre gonna drop In the end, youre filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off And before you can leave, you gotta sweep the fuckin shop Its a real, real bitch to be workin for the man But, shit, I do it well, so what the fuck? I could probably wash dishes at some other fuckin dump But its all the same to me, bustin ass to make a buck [Chorus] So read em up and stick em, pump that fucker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggots gas And think about how bad New Hope sucks [Verse 2] Well, its a piss poor life when the ladies fire you up And then you check their oil and know youre fucked Cause no one wants some loser who works for five an hour Smells like gas, looks like shit, works in the rain, and rude as hell Well, I can fix a tire like a hurricane, Melinda I know that Im the best, for what its worth So if I choose to help ya, dont look like you expect it Cause its a gift that God gave me at birth [Chorus] So read em up and stick em, pump that fucker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggots gas And think about how bad New Hope sucks [Solo] [Chorus] So read em up and stick em, pump that fucker good Some woman down on Main Street needs a jump Get your fingers out your ass and pump some faggots gas And think about how bad New Hope sucks
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