Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that hed drunk more than his share He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh Ring di diddly ay oh And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built? I wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt! Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh Ring di diddly ay oh I wonder if its true what they dont wear beneath the kilt! They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt Was nothin more than God had graced him with upon his birth Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh Ring di diddly ay oh Was nothin more than God had graced him with upon his birth They marveled for a moment, then one said We must be gone Lets leave a present for our friend before we move along. As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow Around the bonnie star the Scots kilt did lift and show Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh Ring di diddly ay oh Around the bonnie star the Scots kilt did lift and show Now the Scotsman woke to natures call, and stumbled towards the trees Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees And in a startled voice he says, to whats before his eyes Och, lad I dont know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize! Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh Ring di diddly ay oh Oh, lad I dont know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!
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