Happy Birthday my olde friend! It seems this horror show will never end! Any moments your last breath Here is to another day closer to death The cake is on the table And it is awfully bright Cause theres so many candles on top And you are so decrepit Your chest so tight When you blow them out your lungs are gonna pop! You cannot complain each time you feel a pain Though you have arthritis and gout Cause when you start kvetching all your teeth fall out So have another cigarette Have another beer! Raise your glass to one more year! GONE! Happy Birthday my olde friend! It seems this horror show will never end! Any moments your last breath Here is to another day closer to death Your skin is so worn out and old All over your body its sagging Especially loose is your old caboose Youre draggin it behind you in a wagon! Well youre an alcoholic and youre blind and deaf And you have Alzheimer i bet Youre too old to remember But too drunk to forget So have another cigarette Have another beer! Raise your glass to one more year! GONE! Youre so old you smell like dust And now your bones begin to rust You see that face? Its full of wrinkles! So have another cigarette have another beer! Raise your glass to one more year! RAISE! Happy birthday, my olde friend It seems this horror show will never end Any moments your last breath Here is to another day closer to your sweet death!
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