I faxed attorneys My housemates that smoke crack and practice taxidermy Didnt lack tact like the sackhole with the wack black leather German backpack and stack of paisley Tshirts The worst besides bombing civilians is being a lazy teacher Its hard to embellish on how hellishly selfish the nemesis is He drove the great housemate Kate off the premiseses Youre the biggest ahole in the world! Youre crazy! Were both right Your mom was nice on the phone What happened to you? Id like to crap in your brew A 12pack of swill and when youre nappin oohooh Ill set fire to your bed, let the flames shave your head For the things to Caitlyn you said Id leave you for dead if I could get away with it You even taped up the kitty door so no one could play with it You did the same thing to Linden To whom I served dindin I wish you were going to the hell weve been in but it doesnt exist And theres no god either No real mortal leader I need a breather! I dont need to be subtle to leave you befuddled Cause youre too lazy to write a rebuttal Cant finish grad school think thats cool but its sad If I wanted to watch football Id live with my dad I make rap masterpieces You cant complete your crap Masters thesis? Loser Just count calories and manufacture allergies You make 5 times our salaries but youre late with the rent On time with the cable You watch Friends while we are friends All youre giving this house is crumbs on the table From a Food Not Bombs bagel Wont lend your books but theres dust on your Hegel I nearly puked when you showed up to U.S. Maple Think youre a Chapel Hill staple? Think youre subletting through April? Were getting you off the lease while you are gone cause Youre a bigger ahole than Im considered my my label Look, when Im being a pompous bastard My friends love me enough to bring me back down to their planet And so, this is a real stretch to say to you because I dont love you like, you know, they love me But youre making sure that nobody loves you, youre alienating everybody! So just beware, or youll be alone Youre a beeitch. I hate you. Meow
housemate, ahole, subletting, sackhole, premises