Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings Layin there doin that sleepy head thing Theres a bird out my window spreadin his wings Cheap chirp doin that singin Thing I do when I first get up is that coffee thing in my favorite cup Two gets me goin got things to do Let me tell you a thing or two Everythings a thing is you know what I mean Cant do nothin cause theres no such thing Some things are big, some things are small Some mean a lot, some nothin at all Its all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everythings a thing Off to work in my old Mustang Doin that bumper to bumper thing Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding Some guys doin that cell phone Thing is the lights turned green and he aint doin that drivin thing And the thing is about all this that talkin thing and drivin dont mix Everythings a thing is you know what I mean Cant do nothin cause theres no such thing Some things are big, some things are small Some mean a lot, some nothin at all Its all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everythings a thing If you think this song aint worth hummin You got another thing comin
thing, doin, everythings, ding, nothin