[Intro] Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know, just master race things [Verse 1] Oi, mate! Check out my new rig Nine thousand and two gig of games With more mods than a who gig I read the jealousy written on your face When I said I needed planning, permission for my case Your rig is a disgrace, its little but a raised Middle finger up to Gaben and an insult to the race Every console falls prey to the same fate Blatant aliasing and a lame frame rate Hey, mate! I measure mine in planck time Beat you to the singularity, defining mankind Ahead of the times You wouldnt even believe I preorder a release before its event conceived Ive got such a cutting edge chipset That I can only play games that dont even exist yet [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face, facts to face You cant compare to that master race The master race will FAQ your face [Verse 2] Im just letting you know theres no letters as sexy as WASD Ive got an 8TB SSD Youve got an IDE running XP Forget 1080p, thats a baby screen Anything less than 8K will make me scream If theres ever a pixel that I can plainly see It best be on a retro indie game release A nice fact for you to wank about Theres more cash in my steam wallet than in my bank account Kids, stay in school, never break rules And make sure you pray every day to Gabe Newell [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face, facts to face You cant compare to that master race The master race will FAQ your face [Bridge] Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know, just master race things Just master race things Just master race things Just master race things You know, just master race things [Verse 3] Im pro nuclear power Cause I can drain a whole power plant with my PSU in an hour The Hoover Dams water cooling my tower My CPU needs something new to devour While you fool around with your Mountain Dew My watercoolers the fountain of youth I dont give a damn about the review My PCS a beast, it should be held in a zoo GPU fans sounds as loud as The Who Producing heat thats even capable of melting a nuke I tell thee, its true And if you doubt me, well do A stress test where Ill leave you running round in a loop Youre a console peasant, Im a grumpy old pedant In a adolescent brain on the credit of my parents I had them pay for my setup as a present Cause I said I needed better processing for my lessons What I meant was FPS in League of Legends And the set on LED keys on my desk are iridescent Do I ever have a little bit of emphaty? No! May our framerates be high and our temperatures low [Hook] You console peasants have facts to face Facts to face, facts to face You cant compare to that master race The master race will FAQ your face [Outro] The views expressed in this musical work May or may not be satire Youll never know
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