[Verse 1] They say to have her hair done Liz flies all the way to France Jackies seen in a discotheque Doin a brand new dance And the White House social season Should be glittering and gay But here in Topeka, the rain is afalling The faucet is adripping and the kids are abawlin One of them is toddlin and one is acrawlin and Ones on the way [Verse 2] Im glad that Raquel Welch Just signed a million dollar pact Debbies out in Vegas Workin up a brand new act While the TVs showin Newlyweds A ral fun game to play But here in Topka, the screen doors abangin The coffees boilin over and the wash needs ahangin One wants a cookie and one wants a changin and Ones on the way [Bridge] What was I doing? Judy, get away from there Darn, there goes the phone Hello, honey, whats that you say? Youre bringin a few Army buddies home? Youre callin from a bar? Get away from there! No, not you, honey, I was talkin to the baby Honey, could you stop at the store on your way home and Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Well, Ill be You might also like[Verse 3] The girls in New York City They all march for womens lib Better Homes and Gardens shows A modern way to live And the pill may change the world tomorrow But meanwhile, today Here in Topeka, the rain is afalling Dog is abarkin and the floor needs ascrubbin One of them is toddlin and one is acrawlin and Ones on the way [Outro] Oh gee, I hope it aint twins again
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