Im tryin not to panic, Im gettin all romantic Gettin soft with everything I say and do Im talkin hours on the phone, puttin on that sweet cologne Im even puttin down the toilet seat for you Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse I found myself holdin your purse, standin outside that bra and panty store My bosss wife walked by, she spotted me and told me hi And I knew then, I was in for it for sure Now all the boys down at the shop know and they sure do find it funny They say youve changed my ways and that youre spending all my money, honey Chorus If youre not in love If youre not in love If youre not in love Aw, if youre not in love Then Im in a lot of trouble I got this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat So I could buy this diamond ring for you Now Im hopin and Im wishin that since I cant go fishin You wont make me sell my golf clubs, too The boys down at the shop know and they laugh until I cry I told em, if I mess this up, my mommas gonna tan my hide Chorus I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV Honey, if that aint enough, this may be the death of me Chours x2
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