One, two, one two ready go! These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la My Gods gonna kick your gods ass Youre too dumb and Im the head of the class Stop waitin around for something better The boys think its better the tighter the sweater F it, take whats hers, dont sweat it You can own it all, just pay on credit Two to the left then four to the right Youve got to fight for your right to fight Forever never better than late Sharpen up blades to obfuscate You can own it all right now, why wait? Eat whats on your plate then eat the plate Say what you can while youre still allowed to Every silver linings got its cloud too These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la These are the good old days La la la la la, la la la la la Truly these are the good old days Where man, woman, and child can log onto the Internet and text message each other across their own house Where there is any form of contraceptive from solid to liquid to gas We have reached the point of civilization like the Incans reached when they had gold roads and the Egyptians reached when they had, like, magical buildings and secret things So, what you do is you go kiss whoever you kiss, grab whatever you grab Because these truly are the good old days and it does not get any better than this And when it does you wake up and youre dead These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na My dogs gonna sniff your dogs ass Im too dumb and youre the head of the class Stop waitin round for something better The boys think its better the tighter the sweater F it, take whats hers, dont sweat it You can own it all, just pay on credit Two to the left then four to the right Youve got to fight for your right to fight Forever never better than late Salivate, never satiate You can own it all right now, why wait? Eat whats on your plate then eat the plate Say what you can while youre still allowed to Every silver lining has its cloud too These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na Cmon now These are the good old days Na na na na na, na na na na na
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