[Chorus] I dont know who they are I dont know what they do I just know that theyre famous And famous people are cool Yeah famous people are cool See famous people are cool I dont know who they are But famous people are cool cool [Verse 1] I wanna be famous on Instagram Get a blue check mark and a hell of a lot of fans Tell me you like my pics Ill post some more And if you see me at the store Ill be hosting hoards Of my peeps yeah you can watch em scream Happily as if Santa had been comin to see me This evening teens all yelling hes dreamy Look at this look at this Harry Houdini When I disappear with a cloud of smoke Take Elizabeth with me to my house and hope For some ass Um, I think Ill pass Well lets drink a couple drinks we can have some laughs And watch my videos I know you like em I should really get home... come on quit fighting Heres some Vicodin itll ease your thoughts Okay maybe just like a couple of shots [Chorus] [Verse 2] I was driving real drunk after a late night out I hit a tree trunk and nearly scraped my brow But I didnt some cop took the report Said he liked my Vines and I should go make more No ticket or fine I was AOK He even did a line with me said Great cocaine I went home, driving through several red lights I found Elizabeth there still bugging from last night On some shrooms, mixed with Adderall Oh my gosh this is my favorite where you slap his balls Haha yeah she was watching my vids Dont worry kids you too can live just like this Anyways had to get her home somehow I sobered her up with a bump, said its time to bounce And she left Call me I went to meet more fans Found Ashley told her we should go hold hands [Chorus] [Verse 3] I had to be in court just like three days later For punching a reporter who worked for the newspaper I wasnt angry I just used to date her And Id found out she was banging Bruce my neighbor Told the judge I was sorry I wouldnt do it again He took away my rari, threw me into the pen For 30 days up at Malibu I met Mary there she was a pill addict too Who liked the beach, and reading Catcher in the Rye Wed get stoned by the ocean and shed be like Why? why is life so complex? Id reply I dunno lets just go have sex And we did til one day we got caught By a janitor who really liked what he saw Filmed us a few times we made a whole movie Who would of thought rehab was so groovy [Chorus]
famous, cool, liked, elizabeth, found