Hey, can we have your autograph? My autograph? Im nobody But wait a minute Ive got 36 expressions Sweet as pie to tough as leather And thats six expressions more Than all the Barrymores put together Only six? Instead of kicking me I dont think they give me a lift I think its a plot Cause theyre scared that I got Such a gift, Im miffed Cause Im the greatest star I am by far, but nobody knows it Wait, theyre gonna hear a voice A silver flute Theyll cheer each toot When I expose it Cant you see the look at me That Im a natural Camille? As Camille I just feel I have so much to offer I know Ill be divine because Im a natural cougher Some aint got it, not a lump She a great big clump of talent Laugh, theyll bend in half Did I tell the story about the traveling salesman? A thousand laughs Stick around for em folks A thousand faces, I reiterate When youre gifted Then youre gifted These are facts, I have no axe to grind Hey, what are they blind In all of the world so far Im the greatest star Who is the pip with pizazz? Who is all ginger and jazz? Who is as glamorous as? Whos an American beauty rose With that American beauty nose And ten American beauty toes Eyes on the target and wham One shot, one gun shot and bam Hey, world, here I am! Im the greatest star I am by far But nobody knows it Thats why I was born Ill blow my horn Till somebody hears it Ill light up like a light Right up like a light Ill flicker and flare up All the worlds gonna stare up Looking down Youll never see me Try the sky Cause thatll be me I can make em cry I can make em sigh Someday theyll clamor For my dramer Have you guessed yet Whos the best yet If you aint Ill tell you one more time You bet yer last dime In all the world so far Shes the greatest, greatest Funny, life is far from sunny When the laugh is over And the jokes on you Well, a girls gotta have a sense of humor Thats one things you really needs for sure When youre a funny girl The fellow said A funny girl Funny, how it aint so funny girl Theyre the luckiest people in the world With one person, one very special person A feeling deep in your soul says You were half, now youre whole No more hunger and thirst But first be a person who needs people People who need people Are the luckiest people in the world
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