EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! MASTER CHIEF VS LEONIDAS! BEGIN! [Leonidas] Spartans, lets start this Show this petty officer whos the hardest The biggest mistake that youve ever made Ill toss you like a frag grenade Ill stomp you in the face with my sandals, enraged And tonight we shall rhyme in the shade Your puny fans are fat nerds on computers Jerking off to games, giving themselves firstperson shooters Your armors hard, but my abs are harder Youre in my hood now, Chief, This is Sparta! [Master Chief] Not so fast Cortana says youre Greek So why dont you stick these lyrics up your ass They built a monument to my sins Youre the soldier they need you to be Aint no way that you can beat me Even my initials spell M.C While you and your companions were all camping in a canyon Took a campaign to your house and showed your queen my plasma cannon They shoulda thrown your rhymes over the cliff because theyre sickly You will not enjoy this, but it will be over quickly [Leonidas] Ha! Ive had better battles with my sixyearold son I dont need firepower when Im rockin these guns Im King, you sleep in a freezer in outer space Id look you in the eyes, but youre too much of a bitch to show your face! [Master Chief] Youve got a bad case of no shirt there, Fabio Flintstone Your whole plan got messed up by a hunchback with down syndrome 300 asses needed kicking, give more teabags than Lipton So why dont you quit your bitching, my trigger fingers itching [Outro] WHO WON ? WHOS NEXT ? YOU DECIDE ! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY !
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