I was backstage at a festival in Germany Talking to a cute, fairskinned brunette I asked her if she wanted to have a beer And if she liked our set I noticed that her hair was longer in the back I figured thats cause shes Canadian Thats why I was surprised when she told me she was fully lesbian Thats when I realized it was Sara Or maybe it was Tegan Im pretty sure that it was Sara Cause Johnny Samson said she was the cool one I told her that I was a big fan of her band She asked me if I had a favourite song I admitted that I never actually heard them But I like K.D. Lang I told her this Jew knows about the Junos And how they got robbed three times in a row And then I asked her if she knew of anyone Whos selling pills or blow Thats when I creeped out Sara Or maybe I just pissed her Off when I asked her if her sister And her had ever had a threesome Where they both ganged up on one girl A fourgy or a fivesome Do they think strapons are groovy And had they ever seen the movie Bound, and did they like Jennifer Tilly? Did they like Jennifer Tilly? Sara said she Preferred Gina Gershon Angelina Jolie In that Gia movie That was on HBO And If These Walls Could Talk Made Tegan cry alot After that I almost forgot what she said Thats the problem with Diazepam So many things I dont remember But I got a sinking feeling Its not that Im a clair voyant but I think I creeped out Sara I was creeping out on Sara I hope it wasnt Tegan Cause Skiba said she is the cooler one
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