Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because theyre pregnant Effing son of a gun You think youre so deep now, you give me the creeps Now that youre pregnant I cant count all the ways how You speak in clichs now Riki So, do you want a boy or girl? Kate Oh, doesnt matter as long as its healthy Riki Really? Cause I dont feel that those two things are related. Its not like one or the other Kate Oh, really, as long as its healthy I cant wait to hear someone say Dont care if its brain dead Dont care if its limbless If it has a penis Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because theyre pregnant This zen world youre enjoying Makes you really annoying Riki So, is it a boy or girl? Kate Oh, we know, but were not telling Riki What youre gonna name it? Kate Oh, we know, but were not telling Riki Whos the father? Kate Oh, we know, but were not telling Bitch, I dont really care I was being polite Since you have no life now That youre pregnant You say youre walking on air You think that youre glowing But youve been hoing And now youre pregnant Youre just giving birth now Youre not Mother Earth now Riki Oh my gosh, Ive got so much going on. I got my novel published, I moved, I got married Kate Gosh, you know, everything seems so trivial now that Im pregnant Riki Well, I also helped end gang violence in Mexico when... Kate You know, I cant even remember what I did before I was pregnant. Everything else seems so meaningless Pregnant women are smug Everyone knows it, nobody says it Because theyre pregnant Effing son of a gun You think youre so deep now, you give me the creeps now Now that youre pregnant
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