[Hook Megan Washington] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long Im so gifted at finding what I dont like the most So I think its time for us to have a toast Lets have a toast for the douchebags Lets have a toast for the assholes Lets have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Lets have a toast for the jerkoffs Thatll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can [Verse 1 Wiser Observer] Cause Im a monster And these dames are really damaged and I sponsor Everything that they want to hear And my responses vary from being funny or flirty Cause Im trying to get you ready trying to get you near Near enough for me to whisper in your ear, like How I like your eyes Or how I like your smile Or how I like when you really laugh, so divine Or joke about how Im a superhero and she can join me fighting crime You know that playful shit Make each other just laugh for a bit Make us forget the worlds hate and its racist shit Red double cups of thrive juice and 7up, now and then taking sips And I like every girl that Im with And thats a problem when they ask, Hey Tuma, what is this? Tell me what we doing. What are you and I? U and I? Theyre just letters in my mind. I guess that answer really wasnt fine Cause shes giving me letters like F U and C U later Wish I could give you something more than good times and getting faded Dating is overrated You still looking for the one I turned 21, but my mind is still a little young Meeme asked me if I got a girl, I tell her I got none Your sons just tryna have fun She says, Youre almost 22 and these girls youre playing with have hearts beating in them too And I guess I always knew the truth But no matter how great she is, Im always looking for proof To say, This is all me, this has nothing to do with you Im trying to get this rap going, want to hangout with the crew Wanna build empires looking out for better views And Im scared of commitments its clichd they all say it Its nothing new, but its the truth So runaway [Hook Megan Washington] And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong You been putting up with my shit just way too long Im so gifted at finding what I dont like the most So I think its time for us to have a toast Lets have a toast for the douchebags Lets have a toast for the assholes Lets have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know Lets have a toast for the jerkoffs Thatll never take work off Baby, I got a plan Run away fast as you can
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