Parody of Where the Green Grass Grows by Tim McGraw Jess LearyCraig Wiseman, Song Matters Inc. ASCAPLearys Tavern Music ASCAPDaddy Rabbit Music ASCAPFamous Music CorpASCAPAlmo Music Corp. ASCAP Coughs Ahhhh...uh Oh coughs AHHHCHOOOOOO Ah my head feels as big as a dad blang basketball Its a shame Im a sight Red eyes itchy both day and night My heads all stuffed up tight again Oh no springs back Another dang allergy attack I bought some Sudafed And took the whole dern pack And I still cant breathe and I cough and I hack I want to live where the grass dont grow Im sick and tired of blowin my nose Never again will you hear me go ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO So much congestion in my chest Doctors said that it might be best For me to move where the pollen count is low Where the grass dont grow You might also likeI wonder if Tim McGraws got any of that snifflin night time Sneezin achin stuffy head coughin Wake up on the top of your tour bus medicine for me coughs I sold my leaf blower My two horsepower push mower Wont see me outdoors this time of year coughs This ragweed is a getting rough My hay fever is getting tough Im all out of Vicks Vapo Rub And theres dust everywhere And enough is enough I want to live where the grass dont grow A big high rise or a small condo If I never blow again itll be too soon Wont ever touch another garden tool Ill sip Margueritas by the swimming pool There will be one less seed Ill have to sew Where the grass dont grow Coughs and sneezes Oh my head Here we go I want to live where the grass dont grow Its killing me here where the mulch blowers blow Ive tried everything I know to do Cant keep the sneezin cough suppressed Try to give my sinuses a rest Im going to go where the pollen count is low Where the grass dont grow Sneezes and coughs till end
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