[Link] Guess youre really gorgeous Very nearly flawless But why didnt your ma teach you to dance? Yes, youre really gorgeous Your arse should win awards, yes Why didnt your ma teach you to dance? [Verse 1] Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon Took her for dinner and then to the cinema One week, still hadnt been with her Took her out clubbing, thats when I knew Soon as she wiggled, it all seemed familiar Kerry and Lydia did something similar Ive heard a rule, a line you should tread If she cant dance, shes rubbish in bed [Hook] So damn pretty Girl, can you dance? You might be witty But girl, can you dance? Im glad youre with me But girl, can you dance? Its such a pity That girl, you cant dance [Link] [Verse 2] You might have the chat and the batty to match Im looking good when youre sat on my life Your body is banging, Im happy with that But you aint got rhythm and that is a fact Spilling your drink, stepping on toes A Pussycat Doll youre not, no Nobodys perfect, look at my lips But you need some lessons in shaking your hips [Hook] [Verse 3] You walk the walk and talk the talk Know how to use a knife and fork You smell just like a girl should smell Mademoiselle by Chanel Tick all the boxes except for one Its pretty important cause it says a lot The dancing box, thats where its at Cause if youve got rhythm, youre good in the sack [Hook x2]
dance, gorgeous, girl, link, wiggled