[Intro] [Percy Talking] Im gonna do what the people in Texas call Chop Screw this one [Verse One] [Percy Talking] You never heard me sexy on a track before Were gonna take this one to the club ladies and gentlemen Now, what I want to happen...I want the utmost participation From everyone in the house tonight You see, back when I was coming up. The club was a little bit different You did not have the VIP section. You did not have a champagne room All you had was a dance floor A dance floor A dance floor A dance floor A dance floor [Chorus] All my ladies get on the flo Let me get some mo Get on your dance flo Ladies get on the flo Shake it and give me some mo Get on the dance flo The dance flo [Verse Two] [Percy talking] Now dont let me start callin out ladies that I see on the dance floor I see some ladies in the house tonight that Id love to take there I look out into the crowd I see Janet Stampler Janet Stampler, there is a term that goes around and I wont use it because its rather derogatory But that term is called MILF. And with that term MILF It means, a mother that I would like to fornicate with And although my fornicating days are over.. [Chorus] I take you to the dance flo To the dance flo I take you to the dance flo The dance flo I take you to the dance flo To the dance flo I take you to the dance flo To the dance FLO [Verse Three] [Percy talking] And speaking of O. There is another lady in the house tonight that Id like to say hello to And that lady is Julie Greenwald Now you know, I never have been with a lady of the Jewish faith But there was one lady that I had, back in 69 And she was a Jewish lady. And she took me home to meet her father And her father told me, Percy, you have what is known as chutzpah And chutzpah is a term that our Jewish brothers and sisters use that means you are sweet It means you have style. It means you have grace and elegance And Julie Greenwald I just want you to know.. [Chorus] I take you to the dance flo To the dance flo To the dance flo To the dance flo To the dance flo To the dance flo Put on my Yamaka And take you to the dance flo Oooooooh [Verse Four] [Percy talking] Now, theres one last lady Id like to talk about She is a lady I see out in the crowd tonight And shes so young. And she looks so corruptible. And so sweet Her name is Latrice Burnett Now Latrice Burnett, when I first met her She reminded me, I have a niece thats around her age So I was kinda reluctant to talk to her But there was just something about her innocence that screamed, that screamed Take me. It said, Take me. It said, Take me. And so while I have not taken her yet, there is one place I will take her And do you know where that is? [Chorus] To the dance flo To the dance flo Take her to the dance flo To the dance flo hoe To the dance flo To the dance flo To the dance flo Ooooooh
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