[Chorus] If youve got an ill ride with a wizard on the side Everybody let me see you put your vans up If you push a big twin with a kitchen built in Put your vans up, put your vans up [Verse 1] Its like yes yes yall, to the beat and Econoline, reclining the vinyl seat, man Triple shag burgundy pile is sweet and The waterbed puts me to sleep like CSPAN Raw generator, youll see the bar later Back window blacked out as dark as Darth Vader Six tens in the back on a rumble mat And an airbrushed paintjob jungle cat My bass dont rattle sounds nice and buzzy The wheel woodgrain and the dice are fuzzy A hightech dude, them devices love me My visor keep a rack of ice above me When the bubble pops the couch folds up Black lights come up from the floor Dont touch the door Dont knock when were subtly rocking the van Unless youre planning on gunning for war DUDE! [Chorus] If youve got an ill ride with a wizard on the side Everybody let me see you put your vans up If you push a big twin with a kitchen built in Put your vans up, put your vans up [Verse 2] Now Prince of the blacktop, king of the road Walls plush maroon the trim is all gold All told, my chance to succeed is certain Youre seeing me emerge through the beaded curtain Like Damn! Thats a nice van! Bet youre pinching pennies, paid a pretty price, man! Got a vanity plate and it says ICEMAN And youre all like wishing you could get inside and Drive off but you cant, cuz its mine. Flames on the side Big Guy painted on it, thats the name of the ride Some dudes just change with the times, but I cant I got vans driving through my brain and my mind, like Vantastic, Vantasy Middle finger out the window for the man to see Popout stove and popup canopy Aint nobody gonna take this van from me [Chorus] If youve got an ill ride with a wizard on the side Everybody let me see you put your vans up If you push a big twin with a kitchen built in Put your vans up, put your vans up Now hop in those vans and ride! To the malt shop Word
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