Mourning before my Mom and Dads plot When evil appeared and it made my heart stop Seven years ago, I slain this bat Seems now I have to find pieces to bring him back and attack him, cause Im not dying from the wounds of the last game Break the curse, save the day Feeling alright, but my backs in pain Not complaining, grab my whip and claim the fame The vampire slaughterer, holy waterer Take heed and lock up your daughterer Line of legends with a clenched fist Last game, Let me reminisce He came to mess around, but then I introduced his face to the ground And now Im walkin through the town and people are all like Ah, Im a creepy townsperson! Whatever, buddy. Tell it to your mama. Simon Belmont, punchthroat Lugosi I got new booties, theyre fresh and toasty Im calling you out, cause I dont know the route Why am I resurrecting this clown? What? Whipping werewolves Leveling up! Taking apart skeletons Leveling up! Thorn whip is equipped, dont give me no lip No Collecting hearts, its never enough, cmon Its getting late, where the church be? I just fell down and I skinned my knee Take to the lake but something aint right Its time for the curse of the horrible night Coming through the woods to slice Dracs face again Hiphopping scary monsters away Running out of time, no time to waste Collect his body parts, then Ill stake him Quick, the cemetery, holy water the walls Down the stairs, through the halls To put the pieces of Dracula together This coffin wetter whose rhymes arent clever Resurrect and come mess with me, well see Though you have made it through I put a curse on you Your time is ending Youll lie here with me This is my destiny Ill return Jump in, straight crumbling them mummies and phantoms Like, no truce, Medusa, unless theres Tropicana orange juice Breaking loose, whipping your tooth in with that Morning Star, flipped into flame Dont need no movie to remember my name Its Simon Belmont, leaving you shell shocked Room service but no, Im no bellhop Im gonna leave you laying dead the floor Time to put my foot through your door, butthole! Aah, what the hell? Im gonna get you, bitch! Youre going to have to catch me I told you before not to fucking test me You have just made the biggest mistake of your life Is that right? You will die tonight Look its been a long day and Im wearing down Get your ass over here, and lets finish this now You think you can defeat me? Please Youre weak in the knees, come taste my disease Take this knife to the face! Not my beautiful face! Your days of destruction will soon be erased Lets face it, youre falling apart Well, how about this stake to the heart? Im going to bite you! Oww! Fucker! Were family now Youre forgetting one thing, Count Chocula I just put my stake in you Yeah Noooooo!
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