[Verse 1] Wed been friends for many years Until I finally confessed That Ive always loved you dearly But you were unimpressed If I can never be your lover Ill accept our destiny And Ill embrace your gift of friendship As I jack off constantly [Chorus] Oh, Ill be there to lift you when you fall With one arm around your shoulder and the other on my balls Oh, if you need me, you just have to call Cause Ill be next to you Masturbating [Verse 2] 1, 2, 3, lets do it! Through the good times and the bad I will do everything I can Like, if you ever need help moving I can jerk off in the van If your car breaks on the road Ill grab my crank and pick you up And we can drive away together As I lotion up my junk [Chorus] Oh, it doesnt matter where our lives will lead us I will always stand beside you, both in spirit and in penis Oh, excuse me but I have to go dry clean this Cause Ive been next to you Masturbating [Bridge] Look, I know this may seem weird, but its not Every friendship Ive ever had has been like this You should know that Im not doing this for myself Its partly for you, but most of all, Im doing this For America! [Chorus] Oh, tell me everything thats in your heart This is Claire, were gonna make out You just go ahead and start If it escalates to boning It means Im listening super hard Cause Ill be next to you Hoo, ooh Oh, wait, Claire brought a friend Were gonna have a threesome And a crowd of peoples gathered To watch me bang both her and Lisa Oh, when this is done, you and I are getting pizza Cause Ill be next to you Masturbating Slash having a threesome with Claire But still masturbating
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