[Intro will.i.am] Bring the cancer [Verse 1 Britney Spears, Simon Cowell, Lance, Kid] When you hear this in the club Youre gonna throw your shit up Youre gonna puke up your guts Because this song really sucks When Im outside the club Im flashin my muff Im flashin my muff Makin cameras blow up Shes the XFactor judge Whos always drugged up! She also always looks drunk Hey Lance, Simon, shut up When Im driving through the club Im doing hit and runs While Im holding my son Driving drunk is fun Ah! [Chorus will.i.am] I like to mix lyrics that are total shit With dance beats that are generic And then make futuristic videos That are tremendously boring and dull I am a total douche whos better than you Thats why I have this dumb hairdo And why I use way too much AutoTune [Break will.i.am, Britney Spears] You are nownow rockin with a douchebag and a Crazy bitch Product placement Bring the cancer [Verse 2 will.i.am, Simon Cowell, Lance, Robot] Im a fraud This song was written by my dog Why the hell do I dance like this? I look like a drugged up puppet! You dance like a white dude Ay, yo, my lyrics are so meaningless My music is so horrendous It makes Soulja Boy seem legit Its rubbish! Ay, yo, technology gets me so hot I just had sex with this robot It was robot rape, I said stop, stop, stop Ay, yo, everybody can suck my cock I am more important than god And everybody should know that Im a douchebag [Verse 3 Britney Spears, Simon] When Im on lots of drugs I like to sound British Thats why Im talking like this Youre not British, bitch! Im totally nuts, thats why I married KFed I did a ton of Meth And then I shaved my head [Chorus will.i.am, Simon Lance] I am the worst musician of this decade My songs will give your eardrums AIDS I hit my head real hard when I was eight Thats why I dress like Im from outer space The random crap I say pisses the world off Like Boomboompow and Mazeltov Somebody needs to make this garbage stop [Outro will.i.am, Britney Spears] You are nownow rockin with a douchebag and a Crazy bitch
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