[Verse 1] Yea, read all about it tell me Have you heard the news Captain Bob, he dont pay no dues, ah You know hes looking in my window Hes stepping on my toes Dont want the truth and it goes to show [Chorus] I got a joker up my sleeve I know what to believe It isnt right just because Its in black and white [Verse 2] Find yourself a hero Treat him like a friend You build him up and tear him down again Tear him down again It dont hold a candle, hold it to the light Check it out, is it wrong or right Well, is this the news of the world Its just a pretty girl Shes all the news thats fit to print In black and white Inside information, taken down note by note A silent footstep, thats all she wrote Shit, thats all she wrote You got no need to worry The babys gone to bed Dreaming dirty dreams in black and white and red Aah aah Well, now I got nothing to fear Is this the scoop of the year Headlines on my bathroom wall In black and white, hey [Chorus] I got a joker up my sleeve Its so hard to believe It isnt right just because Its in black and white Black and white
white, black, news, joker, aah