[Verse One Shock G as Humpty Hump] All right! Stop whatcha doin, cause Im about to ruin The image and the style that ya used to I look funnybut yo Im making money, see So yo world I hope youre ready for me Now gather round, Im the new fool in town And my sounds laid down by the Underground I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf So just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a umpty Yo ladies, oh how I like to funk thee And all the rappers in the top tenplease allow me to bump thee Im steppin tall, yall, and just like Humpty Dumpty Youre gonna fall when the stereos pump me I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky Im spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy Im sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack But sometimes I get ridiculous Ill eat up all your crackers and your licorice Hey yo fat girl, cmereare ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, Im skinny It never stopped me from getting busy Im a freak, I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom Im crazy, allow me to amaze thee They say Im ugly but it just dont faze me Im still getting in the girls pants And I even got my own dance [Hook] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [Verse Two] People say Yo, Humpty, youre really funny lookin Thats all right cause I get things cookin Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me But ya cant get near me I give em more, see, and on the floor, B All the girls they adore me Oh yes, ladies, Im really being sincere Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear My nose is big, uhuh Im not ashamed Big like a pickle, Im still getting paid I get laid by the ladies, ya know Im in charge Both how Im living and my nose is large I get stupid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid I use a word that dont mean nothing, like looptid I sang on Doowutchalike, and if ya missed it Im the one who said, Just grab im in the biscuits Also told ya that I like to bite Well, yeah, I guess its obvious, I also like to write All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance And now Im gonna do my dance [Hook] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump [Breakdown] Oh, yeah, thats the break, yall Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance Its real easy to docheck it out [Verse Three] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken Shaking and twitching kinda like I was smoking Crazy wack funky People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty Thats all right cause my bodys in motion Its supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion Anyone can play this game This is my dance, yall, Humpty Humps my name No two people will do it the same Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humping, funking, jumping Jig around, shaking ya rump And when a doodoo chump punk points a finger like a stump Tell him step off, Im doing the Hump [Hook] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doing the hump Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Lets get stoopid! [Hook] The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump Do ya know what Im doing, doing the Humpty Hump Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump Oh, yeah, come on and break it down [Outro] Once again, the Underground is in the house Id like to send a shout out to the whole world Keep on doing the Humpty Dance And to the ladies Peace, and Humptiness forever
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