[Intro Fresh Prince] Listen homeboys, dont mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Verse One] Just last week when I was walking down the street I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet I walked up to her I said hello She said Hey, youre kind of cute I said Yes, I know, but... By the way, sweetheart, whats your name? She said My friends like to call me Exotic Elaine I said My name is the Prince and she said Why? I said Well, I dont know, Im just a hell of a guy! But enough about me, yo, lets talk about you And all the wonderful things that you and I can do I popped some trash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the girl was mine I took her over town, I wined her and dined her She asked me did I like her? I said Well... kinda All of a sudden, she jumped out her seat Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street She started grabbin all over me, kissin and huggin So I shoved her away, I said You better stop buggin! She got mad, looked me dead in my face Threw her hands in the air and yelled out Rape! I got scared when she started to yell So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell I was duckin through alleys right and left But when the cops caught up, they almost beat me to death I was arrested, charged with aggravated assault Hey, yo Clancy, we got him! But it wasnt my fault! [Chorus Fresh Prince] Nevertheless, dont mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Verse Two] I was in a bar one Friday night Coolin, watchin a Mike Tyson fight I was maxin and relaxin, sippin on tequila When this girl walked up, she said Hi, my name is Sheila I responded by saying hello She paid for my drink and then said Lets go 20 minutes later, things were starting to cook As we pulled up into her house, I said Im with you, toots The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses She started winking and making little passes At me, she grabbed me close and thats when she got bold She started feeling up my back, I said Oh, your hands are cold! We went into her bedroom thinking of one thing Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek And thats when I observed those satin bed sheets I felt that it was time for me to make my move I thought I better hurry up before I busted the groove I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue A door slammed and a voice said Baby, where are you? Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin And said Boy, Imma tear your butt limb from limb! I was scared as hell, where was I supposed to go? I just yelled Geronimo! and jumped out the window Just my luck we were in a snow storm And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm And to top the night off, I had to break in my place Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheilas book case I was done, sneezin and coughin... Aaachoo! I hope this doesnt happen too often, but [Chorus The Fresh Prince] Nevertheless, dont mean to bust your bubble But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Spoken interlude] [Jazzy] Yo man, you think they see your point? [Prince] I dont know, I dont think they really get it, man... [Jazzy] I think you should give em another example! [Prince] Aight, give me a scratch, lets make it funky right here... [Verse Three] I got a ring on my phone, May 5th last year It was my girlfriend Betty, I said Hello dear! I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the RunD.M.C. concert Im wit it Its six oclock now, at eight will you be ready? Yeah Aight, fine, see you then, Betty I combed my hair, washed, and brushed my teeth Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif Got to Bettys at eight, I was ready to jet Until Bettys mom said Bettys not ready yet! I sat there for at least an hour It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 935, she comes downstairs And said I need a little longer to finish my hair At ten oclock, we had been missed the show She comes downstairs and says lets go!? Go where? Go to sleep, Im gone! I was steamin like a demon as I drove home [Outro Fresh Prince] But it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble But girls of the world aint nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme Just remember my rhymes Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away! [Outro] [Jazzy] Man, first your parents just dont understand... [Prince] I know, right, man... [Jazzy] Then you have these crazy nightmares... [Prince] Look, why me? Why me?... [Jazzy] Whats next? [Prince] Not these girls man, but... you know how it is... cant live wit em... [Prince Jazzy] ...cant live without em
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