[Chorus] I sing in a punk rock band And I know every word to that Eminem song Stan And Ive got about a hundred and ten tattoos But Im way more country than you [Verse 1] You didnt grow up in a small town, you dont drive a truck And if you do, its probably a Tesla You dont drink Miller Lite, pegged you for a champagne guy Bet you cant name one 80s wrestler [Chorus] I sing in a punk rock band And one time in Las Vegas, Garth Brooks said he was a fan And Ive got about a hundred and twelve tattoos But Im way more country than you [Verse 2] Kenny Rogers and The Gambler Taught me more than just a poker face Before I waste your time and keep on ramblin Ill let you hold em while I fold and walk away Hey [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] And I sing in a punk rock band And Ive never had lipo or even a fake tan And Ive got about a hundred and seventeen tattoos But Im way more country than you Yeah, my smalltown, beerdrinkin, MotleyCrelovin ass Is way more country than you [Outro] He rhymed Tesla with wrestler I fuckin love it
punk, wrestler, tesla, tattoo, country