[Verse 1] On a day hot enough to make the Devil cuss I walked into a bar so thirsty I was spittin dust Barkeep asked me whatll it be? I said whatcha got? He said well lets see, we got [Verse 2] Lone Star, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bock Moose Drool, ODouls, Hefeweizen, Ziegenbock Keystone, Coors Light, course we got Red Stripe Amstel, Amsterdam in the tall can Michelob, Miller Light, Guiness by the pint glass Doppelbock Lager, take a swaller cause its goin fast Oatmeal stout and a lot of Leinenkugels Open up your wallet, no time to be frugal theres [Chorus] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall [Verse 3] Well needless to say I was pretty impressed As he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest I said, Not bad for a hole in the wall Barkeep grinned, said That aint all, we got [Verse 4] Rio Grande, River Rock, Tecate with a twist top Dos Perros, Dos Equis, Foster if yer Aussie Bud Light in the new Zane Williams coozie A dozen wheat beers on tap if youre choosy, got Heineken, Killians, Labatts and Becks Ice cold Coronas with the limes in the necks Yuengling chilling with the Old Milwaukees best Sam Adams and that aint even half of the rest of them [Chorus] 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall [Verse 5] Well I settled down with my favorite brew I ordered me another and before I knew It was 2 AM and I was under a table Bein choked by a dude that smelled like a stable [Verse 6] And finally I was able to throw him through the screen door Pick up my hat off the hardwood floor Get on back to the barkeeps daughter who was Puttin Pop a Top on the jukebox, dancin nonstop And sippin on a beer that I bought her We were drinkin it like it was water There were cowgirls everywhere wearin their Pretty hair down to their derriere and there were [Chorus] 2 more bottles of beer on the wall 2 more bottles of beer Took one down and passed it around 1 more bottle of beer on the wall 1 more bottle of beer on the wall 1 more bottle of beer We raised it up high and drained it dry and there were No more bottles of beer on the wall [Verse 7] So we started on the Cuervo, Bacardi Gold, margaritas, straight tequila Jim Beam, George Dickel, then we wet our whistle with a Single malt scotch, peach Schnapps in a jello shot Captain Morgan, pour some more of them Cider Sliders, Flyin Tigers Dr Pepper for the designated drivers Everclear, Absolut and Amaretto I dont remember much but I never will forget those [Chorus] 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer There aint nothin finer than an icecold Shiner and 99 bottles of beer on the wall
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