[Verse 1 Dan Bull] Smith, Stiffy, Skitch, McTwist into A Kickflip, Liptrick, quick switcheroo You kids get pissed if we missed a few But we got a fricking big list of tricks to do Im like giving a nuke to Mr. Magoo Hit the big red button, head butting If you dispute The only way ill open my eyes to different views Is when Im owning the skies, 360 Degrees Skatopia bred Straight over your head I cant skate, so I play it from my sofa instead While youre wearing your RayBans and getting a spray tan The British are ripping up the American Wasteland Dave and Dan are bringing the skill, singing at will Id give my kingdom for a H.O.R.S.E., call me King of the Hill Raps Richard the Third Gap tricking with words Ha! Bringing a Flamingo that isnt a bird Smack Hitting the curb like my back wheel But this isnt the certain Thug Life 2Pac feels You wont be having your cap peeled But I might crack a Melon, acapella And prepare your last meal A bit of Stalefish, youre not getting bailed prick So get on your bike lest you get your little Tail Whipped You failed to nail the trick Youve been derailed and made to pale into insignificance You silly little [Hook] Im a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly 4x 2x [Verse 2 Boyinaband] First of all, Id like to assure Im all above board But as gravity attests, I tend to break laws Thats legality suppressed when I Spacewalk So Im always entertained, Ill never skate bored Half work, half play That 5050 grind But theres two games at stake And thats the rap and the skate kind When I hear a hater say that its only a game Revert to Manually skating What am I, a Caveman? No way, fam! So dont give me that Lip, Trick When I flip out, jump up and grab you youll zip quick Ill hit with a Triple Kick, Flip you over, so Theres a high chance of a Spine Transfer while I bang this sick mix I got them RSI rhymes And if you disagree Ill be like No, Comply While grinding pipes for sure brought nostalgia If one more man misunderstands when I say Tony Hawks Underground, Ill Smack that Hipster and break his Indy Nosebone Hit him so hard, Ill press his X chromosome Then get air so high Ill bring back a boatload of ozone And tell him what I told Newton just give up and go home! [Hook] Im a Tony Hawk addict and I Jump on my board grab it and fly Fly 4x 2x
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