[Verse 1 Heath McNease] Ya love that skibbidy bibbidy Love it when the nine go kickity kickity Lean back cold on my Lemony Snickety Split sec, gone like lickity lickity Who that chick in the thick it awhippety Did he fall back on a typical remedy? He can fall back on a literal litany Sooner or later gonna be Jiminy Crickety Real tall when they missing amenities Down to the floor like a fricking anemone Geppetto with the string work, living divinity Das FX boom stiggidy stiggidy Cut that string in a minuteyminutey Never act grownup, let him begin to be Boom dollar bills, naw, gimme the Kennedys Bump Kennedys, naw, give me the benjis Benjis, naw, gimme the blank check Arrested development are doing a band camp Bounce but they aint ever done the train yet ATL where they smoke the dankest Diggity dang aw lookety man Why your girl look so Yosemite Sam You know Ive never really been a finicky man Im in the back going ham in a rickety van Where they got the curtains No field goal, two point conversion Quarterback keep on the cornerback beat But the cornerback be allpro for certain OJ ,Thurman, Walter Peyton Midway monster Occams Razor Feel Im being hunted down By Jodie Fosters stalkers neighbor I make a lot of paper, you make it awkward, player Im on my net profitsoccer player [Hook] Ladies love me, Im on my James Brown I do my slow flow, they say they aint down But when Im choppin they call me Cool J And thats just white girls, what more can you say? [Bridge] This for the white people, all of the white people The yallaintneverheardDeLaSoulinyalife people For the white people, all the white people We the same color, yall just aint my type people [Verse 2 Heir Jordan] I dont know how to time this out Uh, yeah Lady and gentleman, may I present again The magical man is coming to make your adrenaline Pump pump and I aint even taking my Ritalin But Ill take you on a date eatin steak at a Bennigans Naw, wait, I couldnt even pay for the dinner mints Im coming to your place and invading your fridge again Maybe Im ignorant, I may be an idiot But Im kind of a savant with the way that Im ripping it, hot Better hold the noise, not to be played with like a broken toy Now they overjoyed for they golden boy But if you wanna make it last get a Polaroid do it Im just hoping the flash works Sooner or later theyre gonna know Im a wack nerd Just cause I rap fast and spit mad words Doesnt mean Ive ever been a better rapper Thats absurd, put some meaning behind it Just cause it rhymes doesnt mean you should rhyme it But when impressing the opposite sex It is often the best way to cover my shyness With a little ditty for the kids on the Internet And if I get their digits Ill be sending a little text To pick her an image that she can put in her Pinterest And Im triplechecking to see if you hit me up on Twitter yet Wait, not even a retweet? Dang [Hook] [Outro Heath McNease] See, at some point, somebody decided that rapping fast means rapping good. I dont know when it happened, I dont know when it started. Sounds...like...something that white people came up with. Sounds like it exposes some very frail tendencies in white culture. Yeah. Its fine, its just...rap fast sometimes, its just, its Its like, if you finish a test first that doesnt mean you got an A. You rap fast it doesnt mean youre a good rapper. It CAN mean that, but its that whole squarerectangle thing. Not every fast rapper is a good rapper, and not every rapper that is good raps fast, if you understand that. Im not even sure I understand what Im saying, its just frustrating. People go, Aw, man, but can you rap fast though? Well, I can, but should I? Should I have to? Um, only when I want to, only as the Spirit leads, is what Im getting at. Man, I want you guys to have a great day. God Bless America. The red, white, and blue. Rap fast when you should, dont when you shouldnt, stop embarrassing all of us. There we go
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