[Verse 1] Now this may sound disgusting and like very gross But its sure to have you trippin, so yo, listen close Its not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar But its rather on the bug tip and its called Pickin Boogers Now what Im sayin might not be kosher to you But its still somethin we all have to do So go up your nose with a finger or two And pull out one or a crusty crew Yo, dont try to front like its so gloomy and gray Cause we all pick our boogers some time every day Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip With a finger, tissue, or even a QTip Take it from the Biz Markie because Im jokin And also, remember this slogan Hey, ma, whats for dinner? Go up your nose and pick a winner [Hook] Pickin Boogers 4x [Verse 2] Let me tell you what happened on the train, man I was coolin one day with my partner Kane Headed up to the Rooftop, ridin the D train When the man sittin next to me was so profane Hed stick his finger up his nose, damn near to his brain You should a moved I was just about, but all of a sudden, homeboy just pulled out A big green slimy nah, Im not neven gonna say it But it weighed a good pound if you tried to weigh it He sat there for a while with it in his hand So I tried to play cool and like ignore the man So I laid my head back to catch a quick a nap All of a sudden he plucked it dead in my lap Now Kane sat there laughing like it was all a joke But a brother like Biz Markie had almost choked So I dug up my nose and pulled out about five And plucked every last one of them dead in his eye Then the man jumped up and said Whats wrong with you? And wiped them off his face and said I cant mess with you! Like if I did something that was so full of shame But yo, you got to know the name of the game [Hook] [Verse 3] Hmmm.... Now let me take a trip down memory lane Back in public school with my partner Kane When I was class clown, and he was my brother Sittin at the desk pluckin boogers at each other Never doin work as we was supposed Cause we was too busy diggin up our nose And in the lunchroom you would talk about rude God forbid the person thatd leave his food No matter who you are we didnt give a damn We even put teachers down with the program Whether if it was a woman or if you a man We put boogers on our fingers then shake ya hand Catch anyone from anywhere But the best fun about it catchin Kane out there Especially when we playin ball in the gym I put boogers on the basketball and pass it to him Now were grown up and things have changed But we still be playin the pickin boogers game Just last night, when Kane was gettin ready I slipped a little green one inside his spaghetti [Hook] [Verse 4] Let me tell you what happened to me with this girl... One night at Latin Quarters I was standin at ease I saw this gorgeous young lady that I wanted to skeez I didnt show enough that I really did want it So, no half steppin, I pushed up on it Pulled out the gold cable and I knocked her with phat Had a spotlight beamin on my Biz Marck hat But when she stepped in the light and she got real close I saw a tiny weeny booger on the tip of her nose She was dressed real def and her body was hooked But that dried up booger just ruined her look I wanted to tell her about it but I couldnt be bold So I played if off and said thats a cute green mole I was hopin from that she would wipe it away But she didnt do nothin I guess she wanted it to stay I said before you get my number, I dont mean to diss you But write it in your hand because youre gonna need the tissue
booger, kane, nose, pickin, biz