Two drummers sat at dinner in a grand hotel one day While dining they were chatting in a jolly sort of way And when a pretty waitress brought them a tray of food They spoke to her familiarly in a manner rather rude At first she did not notice them or make the least reply But one remark was passed that brought the teardrops to her eye And facing her tormentor, with cheeks now burning red She looked a perfect picture as appealingly she said My mother was a lady like yours, you will allow And you may have a sister who needs protection now Ive come to this great city to find a brother dear And you wouldnt dare insult me, sir, if Jack were only here. Its true, one touch of nature, it makes the whole world kin And evry word she uttered seemed to touch their hearts within They sat there stunned and silent, until one cried in shame Forgive me, Miss! I meant no harm, pray tell me whats your name? She told him and he cried again, I know your brother, too Why, weve been friends for many years and he often speaks of you Hell be so glad to see you, and if youll only wed Ill take you to him as my wife, for I love you since you said My mother was a lady like yours, you will allow And you may have a sister, who needs protection now Ive come to this great city to find a brother dear And you wouldnt dare insult me, sir, if Jack were only here
insult, protection, allow, brother, sir