[Verse 1] Well, you dont like my politics Youre not impressed with my magic tricks You call cruel my rapier wit Think my poetry is drivel Well, I dont care for your style of clothes Your choice of food turns up my nose And when it comes to love and hate, then I suppose Were both somewhere in the middle [Chorus] But when you say I want you, I say, Ditto I need you, I say, Ditto No, Im not kidding you, kiddo Right here we got devotion Let me second your motion, ditto [Verse 2] You dont like my old pickup truck Or the things Ill do to make a buck The fact I seem always down on my luck Frightens you a little Well, I dont always get your attitude Your condescension can be flatout rude Where this is leading is like your mood Something like a riddle [Chorus] But when you say I want you, I say, Ditto I want you, I say I need you, I say, Ditto I need you, I say No, Im not kidding you, kiddo Oohwhooooh Right here we got devotion Let me second your motion, ditto [Bridge] We got in common that we dont have much in common Ah, but these distractions are just a fraction Of what you and me Apparently been wanting [Verse 3] Why must you always mock my guitar licks My metaphors, my puns and quips? You dont like my friends, you call them hicks Its your penchant to belittle And you act like its a favor when you hang around And you never show affection to my old hound You dont eat your hot cakes til theyve cooled down I like em hot off the griddle [Chorus] But when you say I want you, I say, Ditto I want you, I say I need you, I say, Ditto I need you, I say No, Im not kidding you, kiddo Oohwhooooh Right here we got devotion Let me second your motion [Chorus] I want you, I say, Ditto I want you, I say I need you, I say, Ditto Ditto I need you, I say No, Im not kidding you, kiddo Oohwhooooh Right here we got devotion Let me second your motion, ditto
ditto, kiddo, say, oohwhooooh, kidding