Tearin down the road doin ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waitin for a Sucker like me to drive by goin way to fast I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road He looked at me in the nose and said Son, do you realize your tires are round? And I said PLUH! YES, I SAID PLUH! Walking down the streets in my running shoes lookin for a shoestore So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said I like tater tots. He said something in Latin that I didnt understand And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist Then I saw that all he wanted was the time So I looked at the broken watch, and I said PLUH! YES I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH! start pit here If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question Daytime, nighttime, anytime, anyone! So remember the next time you forget What youre sayin in the middle of a sentence Dont strain your brain to remember the word Instead look em right in the nose and Tell em that the answer is PLUH! intrusion by Satan
pluh, said, nose, adverb, pluuuuuuuuuuuhhhh