a parody of Sir MixALots song Baby Got Back I feel sick and I just might die And I honestly dont know why But when my doc walked in with a huge seringe And a big grin on his face I passed out Which doctor is mine? Then I learned the witch doctor is mine What in Gods name am I wearin? My butts stickin out of the rear end Oh my God, I wanna go back home And go to the bathroom My homeboys came to visit The doc saw my cut and then he kissed it A termometer he pulled out But he doesnt wanna put it in my mouth I said back up! Back up! Cause you aint gonna shove it in my butt I feel much better now To Hell with my medicine My bed, lead! Hes poking me all over my head The food is made of slime And it really should be a crime Take the average dinner and eat this stuff It comes right back up So cooks yeah cooks yeah Does it taste better coming back up hell yeah My doctor said eat it eat it eat it eat it Itll make you feel alright Doc is a quack! My doctors a quack! The nurse was big and round She took up the whole town I just couldnt help it when I saw her My puke went flyin, without even tryin She knocked me down on the floor Then Clear zap clear zap I aint takin those pills Thats birth control, or couldnt you tell The doctor came to test my reflex But theres no reflex in The middle of my chin He hit me and my mouth caved in Im lookin at all the other docs Reputations solid as a rock Why cant my Doc be smart Im stuck with Groucho Marx Somebody get me some help please call a paramedic My docs pathetic Cause he wants to drill a hole in my head Im gonna scream till the break of dawn Whats my life worth? He thinks Im gonna give birth This guy wants to search my body cavity Id rather be impaled on a fence Im restrained, Im in pain And my underwears got a big stain Does this hurt? yeah Does this hurt? yeah As he keeps on pokin my gizzard He said open up, say ahhhh Then he shoved the little stick in my eye Doc is a quack! My doctors a quack! They wheel me around in a gernie I feel like Im in Weekend At Bernies But Bernie never had to go through all of this torture Which cost a fortune All I want is to get out alive He grabbed me and told me to cough But he enjoyed it a little too much Some people think I should try to sue him Cause my futures lookin real grim He cut me and enjoyed it I didnt move fast enough to avoid it He wants to cut open my brain He thinks itll stop the pain But I know thats wrong and I just cant fight it Its Appendicitis A garden hose he shoved in me This aint no I.V He said he gave me a sedative But I think he gave me a laxative This knuckleheads really a chump And now I gotta take a dump Im not sick somebody tell him If I live through this Im gonna kill him This guys really gettin on my nerves His treatment is for the birds So shove his medicine back in his face And get me out of this place Doc is a quack! My doctors a quack!
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