[Verse 1] Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends All through their high school days Both members of the 4H Club Both active in the FFA After graduation Mary Anne went out Lookin for a bright new world Wanda looked all around this town And all she found was Earl [Verse 2] Well it wasnt two weeks after she got married That Wanda started gettin abused She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses And makeup to cover a bruise Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce She let the law take it from there But Earl walked right through that restraining order And put her in intensive care [PreChorus] Right away, Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta On a redeye midnight flight She held Wandas hand and they worked out a plan And it didnt take em long to decide See The Chicks LiveGet tickets as low as 15You might also like[Chorus] That Earl had to die Goodbye, Earl Those blackeyed peas They tasted all right to me, Earl Youre feeling weak Why dont you lay down and sleep, Earl? Aint it dark Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? [Verse 3] The cops came by to bring Earl in They searched the house high and low Then they tipped their hats And said Thank You ladies, if you hear from him let us know [Verse 4] Well the weeks went by and Spring turned to summer And summer faded into fall And it turns out he was a missing person Who nobody missed at all [PreChorus] So the girls bought some land at a roadside stand Out on Highway 109 They sell Tennessee ham And strawberry jam And they dont lose any sleep at night, cause... [Chorus] Earl had to die Goodbye Earl We need a break Lets go out to the lake, Earl Well pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk, Earl Well, is that all right? Good, lets go for a ride Earl Hey [Outro] Well hey, hey, hey Aw, hey, hey, hey Well hey, hey, hey2
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