Many, many years ago When I was twenty three I was married to a widow Who was pretty as can be This widow had a grownup daughter Who had hair of red My father fell in love with her And soon they too were wed This made my dad my soninlaw And really changed my very life Now, my daughter was my mother Courrse she was my fathers wife To complicate the matter Even though it brought me joy I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became A brotherinlaw to dad And so became my uncle Though it made me very sad For if, if he was my uncle Then that also made him brother Of the widows grownup daughter Who, of course, my stepmother You might also likeIm my own grandpa Hes his own grandpa Its funny I know, but it really is so For I am my own grandpa My Fathers wife then had a son Who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild For he was my daughters son My wife is now my mothers mother And it makes me blue Because, although she is my wife Shes my grandmother too Im my own grandpa Hes his own grandpa Its funny I know, but it really is so For I am my own grandpa Now, If my wife is my grandmother Then Im her grandchild And every time I think of it It nearly drives me wild Cause now I have become The strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpa Im my own grandpa Hes his own grandpa Its funny I know, but it really is so For I am my own grandpa It sounds funny I know But it really is so Yeah, Im my own grandpa
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