Folks, now heres a story bout Minnie the Moocher She was a redhot hoochie coocher She was the roughest, toughest frail But Minnie had a heart a big as a whale Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho Hi de hi de hi Hi de hi de hi Hee de hee de hee Hee de hee de hee Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho Now, she messed around with a bloke named Smokey He loved her, though he was cokey He took her down to Chinatown And showed her how to kick the gong around Showed her how to kick the gong around Ho de ho Ho de ho Hi de hi Hi de hi Whoa de whee whoa Whoa de whee whoa Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho She had a dream about the King of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin He gave her a home made of gold and steel And a diamond car with a platinum wheel Ho de whoo de way Ho de whoo de way Oh, Minnie Oh, Minnie Hey, hey Hey, hey Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses She had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat around and counted em out a million times Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho Hi de hi de hi Hi de hi de hi Hee de hee de hee Hee de hee de hee Ho de ho de ho Ho de ho de ho
de, ho, hi, hee, minnie