[Verse 1] I was playing XBox with a couple of friends When my mom called and said grandmas dying again I told her, that sucks, and to say I said hi Mom yelled at me and told me that I had to drop by So off to the nursing home we drove in my car There were sleeping dudes in wheelchairs all over the yard And inside, the halls was scary and creepily lit it Smelled like someone took a dump and then rotisseried it Then I found Grannys room and I went inside Good to see you she said, You too I lied So she started talkin about the stuff she ate this week I stuck my friends with her and went to take a leak Peed all I could pee til I could no more So bored I opened up one of her cabinet drawers Oh my God! I shouted as I burst back in Grams got a prescription of Oxycontin? [Refrain X2] Lets go to the Old Folks home! We can get doped up and then all get stoned Lets go to the Old Folks home! Id have been there more if only Id known! [Verse 2] Old man Bernie likes to talk bout the Korean War And if he use all of his Percodan, he just gets more And Miss Edna doesnt care for the blacks a lot But shes got Glaucoma so she gets good pot Gladys here only has diabetes So the best youre gonna find is Tylenol 3s But, Karl is my man, hes got like AIDS in his brain And I swear to God that dude can even get cocaine So we rip a couple lines, put on some records Bitch about kids and talk bout the weather Steve craps his pants, we all leave the room We pass, Ill take naps, some nurses bring food Day after day as time goes on by Some people dont make it, we get sad and cry But new people move in and we all make friends With new stories, points of view, and prescriptions I guess the point is that the elderly are people too And you never know how long theyre gonna be with you But theyre sweet and theyre lonely and they still need friends So be a good kid and go and visit them [Refrain X2] Lets go to the Old Folks home! We can get doped up and then all get stoned Lets go to the Old Folks home! Id have been there more if only Id known!
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