[Verse 1] I first heard of Davy Crockett On a Japanese TV While sitting in my living room With a bowl of mac and cheese More butter, please! His hat would sure look good on me [Verse 2] Top of the morning, operator Patch me through to Uncle Sam I got laid off this Christmas Eve And I overcooked the ham Hell understand I need a helping hand [Chorus] I got the red, white and blues From my head down to my shoes [Verse 3] Lord, I wish I had a nickel For every time my car broke down It wont pass the emissions test Tried bribing each shop in town And now my lungs are brown I need an ultrasound [Verse 4] Them yuppies sure love money I bet they think theyve come real far Me, Im happy singing country songs And pickin my guitar Down at the bar Sans caviar [Chorus] I got the red, white and blues From my head down to my shoes [Verse 5] Life Is an unfortunate disease It rears you up on fairy tales Then it clubs you in the knees Roll up your sleeves Tinker Bell aint what she seems [Verse 6] Death The happy ending we await You only have to smoke two packs a day And drink your whisky straight Dont hesitate I heard the afterlife is great [Chorus] I got the red, white and blues From my head down to my shoes
shoe, white, bribing, red, sans