[Verse 1] Holding down a job too long Aint never been my forte Soon as Im hired I end up fired For showing up too late I aint too good at hammer swinging Or slapping on that pane But Im highly skilled and qualified For doing just one thing [Chorus] Yeah, if I could make a living drinking Id be rolling in the dough Chug my way up the corporate ladder Id be the boss in no time at all Id be richer than Oprah Winfrey If I had a nickel for every beer Yeah, if I could make a living drinking Id be employee of the year [Verse 2] Id never call in sick Wouldnt mind all this working overtime Id be too busy boozing to every join a union Id never run up a picket line Id work through my lunch hour Wouldnt never retire Never touch my 401K If you do what you love and you love what you do Youll never work a single day [Chorus]x2 Yeah, if I could make a living drinking Id be rolling in the dough Chug my way up the corporate ladder Id be the boss in no time at all Id be richer than Oprah Winfrey If I had a nickel for every beer Yeah, if I could make a living drinking Id be employee of the year [Chorus 2] Oh, if I could make a living drinking Id be employee of the year Yeah, Id have more money than ol Bill Gates Id be richer than Hugh Hefner Yeah, Id have more women than ol Tiger Woods Well, maybe not that many, hes got a lot of women You know that I mean, show me the money
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