[Intro Joe Scarborough Evan Gregory] JS What do you expect from the next supreme court justice? What does President Obama need to do? EG Oh, Joe, its absolutely clear. Theres no question about it. Theres no question about this question. And what president Obama needs to do with the question, for the American people and by the American people. Let me put it like this [Evan Gregory] Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh Na na, where are all the shawties on the court? [Joe Scarborough] Its ridiculous, one woman on the Supreme Court Uh, doesnt seem right to me [Evan Gregory] Aint nobody have a breakfast with all sausage and no eggs [Michael Gregory] We need a shawty with a hot body and sexy legs [Evan Gregory] When the court convenes its an ancient sausage festival [Michael Gregory] Only two ovaries, sixteen testicles There are so many qualified women out there Qualified to get low in they applebottomed robe Well, I completely agree with you. And I complete agree, too How does Ginsburg stand being the only woman who aint a man? Judge Ginsburg said shes really very lonely without another woman Without another woman. Lonely without another woman! I know what its like with a woman gone Crying in the nude with the curtains drawn Breaking news! Oh snap! News is broken! Breaking news, in ya face! Obama has picked Sonia Sotomayor Oh! Shes a shawty. Oh! Shes a Boricua! Jurisprudent! With soft thighs! And other soft features, that Ginsburg can appreciate Staying up late, making sure to thank heaven above Because she aint lonely without another woman Without another woman. Lonely without another woman! Listen up, yall, Joe Bidens got a shout out! This one goes out to all the Serbians Also the ladies. But mostly the Serbians And until the Serbian people look themselves in the face Understand what their leaders have done, and convinced them of Until that moment arrives Serbian people will not Be able to shed this notion of victimization That all of their leaders prey upon and manipulate them with Until that moment arrives. oohh oohh oohh Until the Serbian people look themselves in the face Until that moment arrives. Until that moment arrives! April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? Romance for a shawtayee! Possibly lead poisoning Barf Lead poisoning Barf, barf Im getting sick like Barf, barf, barf, barf, barf Before you dig in and start to enjoy all the fruits and vegetables of your labor Shawtayee! youd better get your soil tested first Oh! Your soil tested first Oh, I live in the ghetto, so Ill expect the worst Paint chippings and old pesticides may be buried inside... Me, oh my! Raising the level of lead in the soil The tests are inexpensive, and some local health departments Do them for free. Even for a talking head thug like me? Once youre in the clear Mary, Mary quite contrary Plant away. Okay And when asked how does your garden grow Tell them its healthy, green and leadfree Ill say its healthy, green and leadfree Shawtayee! Healthy Healthy, believe me, I aint trying to munch on a poison zucchini This bill actually has the secretary of energy regulating jacuzzis Now, the idea strikes me as close to being nuts I agreeIm an angry gorilla and that makes me angry The only jacuzzis this will regulate will have to produce 12,500 mega watts of energy You made me angry with lies. Hurt my angry gorilla pride Im angry! On page 233, uh... Line 5 portable electric spas Portable electric spas! No spa is above the law! Now, I dont know what a portable electric spa is... I was told it was a jacuzzi, but thats in this bill So its true! Im no longer angry at you My original angers renewed! We will give you a hot spa that is energy efficient I hope that doesnt offend you He might have a point, my angers making a switch cause youre being a little b! But maybe not Maybe youre just defending freedom and justice for jacuzzis. Ooohhhh Whats this? A single tear that is wet that I shed. Ooohh oh oh oohh When an angry gorilla cries... Whos gonna be there to dry his eyes? And when an angry gorillas depressed, Whos gonna heal him with a soft caress? Ooh ooh ah ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks Ooh ooh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete And Im a soldier, but a soldiers got feelings Dont know whom to lend my anger to Thats why Im crestfallen and confused... Shawtayee! AutoTune the News autotune the news AutoTune the News autotune the news Congressional hearings sound better autotuned! AutoTune the News Shawty! AutoTune the News Shawty! Everything sounds better autotuned!
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