[Produced by Jeff Bass] [Intro Cowboy Jeff Bass] I reckon you aint familiar with these here parts You know, theres a story behind that there saloon 20 years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over Sheriffs couldnt stop em Quickest damn gunslingers Ive ever seen Got murdered in coldblood That old saloon there was their little home away from home They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern And on a quiet night, you can still hear The footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da 59 [Verse 1 Eminem Royce Da 59] I dont speak, I float in the air, wrapped in a sheet Im not a real person, Im a ghost trapped in a beat I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph And the noise is spread Picked up and transmitted through Royces head Uhh Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead Told him each one of his boys is dead Ohh I asked him to come to the dark side He made a choice and said Yo Who hard? Yo, I done heard worse We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other To see which onell swerve first Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity Holds that of a globe on top of nine other planets Kissed the cheek of the Devil, intelligence level Is hellier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto Dismissal, Im not a fair man, disgraced the race of an atheist Interceptin missiles with my bare hands like a patriot One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse In my past life, when the black knight mounted the white horse And stay overworked, its like the Nazis and the Nation Collaboratin, attemptin to take over the Earth [Chorus Eminem Royce Da 59] Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil We hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people Hes Evil, and Im Bad like Steve Seagal Above the law cause I dont agree with police either Shit, me neither [Verse 2 Eminem Royce Da 59] We aint eager to be legal So please leave me with the keys to your Jeep Eagle I breathe ether in three lethal amounts While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle Ahh Releasin rage on anybody in squeezin range Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin rain Hes insane No Im not, I just want to shoot up And Im pissed off, cause I cant find a decent vein The disaster with dreads, Im bad enough to commit suicide And survive long enough to kill my soul after Im dead When in danger, its funny, actually my flavors similar to a waiter Cause I serve any stranger with money I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains While slippin bullets at pointblank range like they was punches Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral Service lobby and strangle your body to confirm it Whippin human ass, throwin blows, crackin jaws With my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass Im blazin emcees, at the same time amazin emcees Somehow, emcees aint that eyebrowraisin to me From all of angles of us, flash a MAC loud enough To cast a avalanche and bust til volcanoes erupt [Interlude Eminem] Hello? Billy? Ayo, whats up? Were comin to get you Stop, they know its us [Verse 3 Eminem Royce Da 59] I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? Uhuh Im the one who burned your house down Oh Well, Im out now Shit And this time, Im comin back to blow your house up And I aint gon leave you with a window to jump out of Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms And you wont see me, like fat people in steam rooms And when I go to hell and Im gettin ready to leave Ima put air in a bag and charge people to breathe [Chorus Royce Da 59 Eminem] Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil And we hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people Hes Evil, and Im Bad like Steve Seagal Against peaceful, see you in Hell for the sequel Well be waiting See you in Hell Uhhuh Wall Street Yup, Royce Da 59, Slim Shady Uh See you in Hell for the sequel Byebye Bad Meets Evil, what? Until next time [Outro Cowboy Jeff Bass] And so, thats the story of when Bad meets Evil Two of the most wanted individuals in the county Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like lawabiding citizens Its too bad they had to go out the way they did Got shot in the back comin out of that old saloon But their spirits still live on til this day Shh, wait, did yall hear that?
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