Excuse me trooper, will you be needing any packets today? Yo, B, dont be throwin on my jacket, okay? Cool, just trying to get your attention So you can take a look at this invention Now peep these, I got some more in my jacket Man, what are these, condoms? Uh uh, sex packets Its like a pill, you can either chew it up Or like an alkaseltzer, dissolve it in a cup And get this, see the girl on the cover? You black out, and she becomes your lover Youre trippin no, Im serious, these are authentic Yeah, well I dont take hallucinogenics Wrong again, my man, this is way more real But since you know everything, Ill make someone else a deal Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Well now you got me curious, Im kind thinkin bout buyin it Three for ten dollars, it cant hurt to try it Well what exactly do I get? Read what it says, look at the picture Bet it says Chinese girl, age 17, waist 24, hips 33 This one here says young black virgin, man this is crazy Im gonna have to splurge an get me a few of these things How long do they last? Well it depends, lets see These cheap ones here are ten minutes But these are extra power, they last about a half an hour And these here sell for bout 40 cause you get two girls Yeah it says orgy right, and if youre married, its no big deal Youre not cheating at all, youre just poppin a pill And if your wifes got a headache and wants to hit the sack Its cool, take a packet fool biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Okay, I want these two boxes of three and give my Blondy here And that one that says orgy and, by the way I need something for my woman, sure, I got guy packets cool Give me some of em, now let me tell you how to take it Either sit of lie down and you really should be naked Otherwise youre gonna mess up your clothes, know what I mean? This is more then just a dream, its very realistic and its gonna Blow your mind so be careful, only take one at a time and Never take one behind the wheel, youll black out and hit a pole Cool, lets make the deal these are 40, these are 80, and this One here is 10 just give me a hundred dollars, Ill call it even But dont pull your money out yet, see theres one or two Narcs in this area that sweat me over here, yeah, this looks Kinda cool, 20, 40, 60, 80 a hundred, sh move, heres my number In case you need to reach me again and remember You need to be as safe as you can theres only one thing Safer then using your hand dial that beeper number And call the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man Yeah, hes the packet man
packet, he, yeah, man, cool