She spent half of her life a lookin for a better half to make her whole Now she spends all her nights waitin for a man who wont come home She had half a mind to leave him she had half a mind to stay She had half a tank in her Pontiac when she made her get away She spent half that night drivin to her sisters in Santa Cruz She had half her life to think about and everything to loose She took half a week to find the strength to finally make the call Yeah shes better off takin half than when she had it all She said Ill take half of everything you own Ive been takin half all along Half of you love and half of you time She can have the other half that once was mine Half of their money half of their home aint worth half the nights spent alone Well she was cryin but she got the last laugh She said honey, honey Ill take half They met half way up the courthouse steps with their lawyers by their sides They spent half that day dividin up the past ten years of their lives The judge said it aint hard to figure out if youll just do the math Yeah Yall started off with everything now youre endin up with half She said Ill take half of everything you own Ive been takin half all along Half of you love and half of you time She can have the other half that once was mine Half of their money half of their home Aint worth half the nights spent alone Well she was cryin but she got the last laugh She said honey, honey Ill take half You might also likeShe gave her whole heart to him when she said I do Yeah her whole world came crashin down after what he put her through All her whole life revolved around the promises he made All she had to gain aint worth half the price she paid She said Ill take half of everything you own Ive been takin half all along Half of you love and half of you time She can have the other half that once was mine Half of their money half of their home Aint worth half the nights spent alone Well she was cryin but she got the last laugh She said honey, honey Ill take half Well she was cryin but she got the last laugh She said honey, honey Ill take half
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