Intro doc waffles Theyre moving in herds...they do move in herds Verse 1 doc waffles As seen on boxes of lean cuisine As seen on Chinese lacquered liquory screens The lucrey luxury boxes and beams Pour concrete in hypothetical queens Ill man the ceiling fans, licky licky Gutter redone, bluish brush, quicky quicky Duck decoys, mattresses and shishkabobs My business is sticky I need a bride for a blimp ride A specially trimmed bale of bride fur for my synthesized Unique cup holder Ive improvised in advance of pimping my ride Be still my single serve shrink wrapped peppermint pill And fill all lobies and at once Take all my alibis out to lunch Toss your library cards on a hunch Chorus Doc Waffles When Im awake I break all our play dates Materialize then try to skate But when I snooze its me and you As Katherine Hepburn and Howard Hughes Reenacting Scenes from Jurrassic Park Shoot Her! Shoot Her!! Verse Two Doc Waffles As seen on gelatin silver screens As seen at the bottom of honey bee rice beans As read in the columns and fed to the bachelor machines The camoulflage of my ephemeral queens Gaudy nights amount to off whites, dirty laundry Launchpad Mcquack offsite lurching calmly Amber clocks, staunch type, sturdy bronzy All purring on me A furry gang the men in your life Moist towellettes speculate the extent of her flight A slow disolve for my old friends No country for country club golf with old men The best part of when I used to have a bank account Was picking out dum dum suckers For awhile I chose question marks exclusively But kept getting root beer Chorus Doc Waffles When Im awake I break all our play dates Materialize then try to skate But when I snooze its me and you As Katherine Hepburn and Howard Hughes Reenacting Scenes from Jurrassic Park Shoot Her! Shoot Her!!
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