Have you heard the news in Newfoundland rollin around the rock How Reggie brought for Margie home a cowsy dungsy clock With Margie bein a farm girl she almost took a fit To find the cowsy dungsy clock was really made of it The clock was from Toronto and her mind was soon made up She said to Reggie get the cow and load er on the truck Were headin for Ontario and were off to make er big Cause Margos got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Margos got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Now theyre rollin through the Maritimes the truck was nearly full The cow began to ball she was lonesome for the bull The Mountie pulled them over is there something I can do Go right ahead sir Margie said climb in the back and moo Now when the got to Montreal they missed the auto route But they found that everyone in town was glad to help them out The sooner you hit Toronto they said the sooner youll make er big Cause Margo got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Margos got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Now the truck was overflowin when Toronto hit their eyes The 401 was full of dung and the cab was full of flies Were losing lots of money Reg we cant afford to stop We gotta find the place that makes the cowsy dungsy clock Well I wish you could of been there on the corner of Queen and Yonge When Margo found the company and she dumped her load of dung And when she found the office she was singin and doin a jig Margos got the cargo bys and Reggies got the rig Reggie got the rig Reggie got the rig Margo brought the cargo bys and Reggie brought the rig It was later in the evening when they heard from Mr. Judge I dont know what to give yous but Ill never hold a grudge I think a thousand dollars would be fair to hand you down And 30 days of lodging will be free upon the town Now Margo says to Reggie what a hell of a deal we struck We might of lost a cow by but still we got the truck And now theyre back in Newfoundland and loading up their pig Cause Margo got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Reggies got the rig Margos got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig Margos got the cargo by and Reggies got the rig
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