[Verse 1] Its just a little bitty pissant country place Aint nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be Its just a piddly squatting old time country place Aint nothing to hide at all Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill But theres nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on We get simple farmers, local business men Congress folks from Austin, young boys looking for sin Now we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high But pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry [Chorus 1] Its just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be Its just a piddly squatting old time country place, nothing to hide at all Just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but theres nothing dirty going on [Verse 2] I dont hire no married girl, theyre not on the ball They got homes and husbands, theyre not stable at all You know they dont understand a thing about a proper business day Now whats the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away You might also like[Chorus 1] [Verse 3] Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat And dont hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street Mind your Ps and Qs and manners, and you dont need no other tools Because every girl that lives here knows my special nono rules Yeah every girl that lives here knows Miss Monas nono rules Ruby Rae, start em! Beds are not to be wallowed in Thats the kind of thing that big fat lazy hogs do And it dont make money! Beatrice! I wont tolerate no tying up my telephone with other peoples business Eloise honey! And please dont show us no tattoos No hearts and flowers on your thigh Its downright tacky Brands belong on cattle, and that aint what were selling at Miss Monas [Chorus 2] Do you catch my drift? I pay the food and the rent and the utilities You keep your mind on your work responsibilities Dont let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along Dawn! Any bad habits you come in with, get rid of right now Tatty Joe! I cant stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow Lindy Lue! Any one taking sick leave oughta be real sure theyre sick And every time you hear that bell You better get here double quick [Verse 4] And as for pimps Pimps are something you dont need To get your daily business done Are you listening good? Keep them leeches and blood suckers off the back roads I know how to use a gun And nobody messes with my girls And any questions you might have about the way I run this place Dont gripe and whine behind my back Just tell me face to face, Im openminded, say it all Then go upstairs and pack, the doors thataway [Chorus 2] She pays the food and the rent and the utilities We keep our mind on our work responsibilities Dont let your mouth overload your capabilities And we can get along [Chorus 1] [x2] Its just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see No drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be Its just a piddly squatting old time country place, nothing to hide at all Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill Just lots of good will and maybe one small thrill But theres nothing dirty going on Nothing dirty going on
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