At a hack stable or brandin pen Any place you might find some bow legged men Ask any old hand Hes bound to say hes got the answer To the bronc ballet If your pony breaks in two There are certain things a fellah needs to do If you follow his advice right down to the letter Your buck off average is bound to get better Only problem is, you cant find two in a thousand of em thatl tell you the same thing Therere those wholl tell ya its in your seat And the way a fellow holds his feet You gota sit back a little and drop your heels Try it one time son see how it feels Others say the thing to do Is jerk him sideways a time or two Pull his head around to the left or the right And break his momentum, hell give up the fight Oh yeah, dont forget to stay loose Others say to rake some fur Get agressive use your spurs Just jab them gut hooks into his side And bust him into a run its easier to ride Probably wont go through a fence Stay relaxed now dont get tense And if he happens to run you underneath a tree Remember decapitation is preferable to a buck off, cus that can be embarrassing Dont worry pard, I bet they can sew that ear back on Some call it shameful to grab the horn Others say there is no scorn For those of us that have to go pullin leather Because stayin aboard is always better Problem is it happens way too fast Aint got a chance to grab your slack Gives a grunt and he leaves the ground N farts you off n drags you around Hard to catch your breath when that happens Thing is the guys that tell you this stuff They kind of like it when things get rough They say they dont want you to break your neck But they do enjoy watchin a good wreck They been bucked off themselves a time or two Aint about to make it any easier for you And the secret theyre keepin to themselves of course The best way to handle a snorty horse Is to let some other idiot ride him If you see your stirrups slap together above the saddle horn youre probably bucked off
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