We met in the casino Thats when I overheard Him ordered a martini He wanted shaken and not stirred I nestled up behind him His name I wish to know He said his name was Bond, James Bond Thats when I said, Oh We shared a game of blackjack And James had twentyone But the house had only twenty I guess that means he won Hes the New James Bond And Im his bottle blond Im one of seven in his harem And he really turns me on He has a license to kill And permission to love Oh, my new James Bond Youre who Im thinking of My old boyfriend drove a Nissan He bought used in 83 But James has got a Beemer And it can go under the sea When he takes me to the drivethru And says that I should treat And then he takes my french fries And ejects me from my seat He said hes going on a mission And that he cant be late And he doesnt need the cargo And Im only extra weight CHORUS For him, I would be kidnapped Just to earn my loves respect For him, Id take a bullet And my James would not object My old boyfriend had mounted An enormous poker debt But not my OO7 For hes never lost a bet When were at the roulette table He says to go powder my face And when I come back from the bathroom Theres a new girl in my place He says its strictly business And theyve own had sex twice Then he tells me I should get lost But he says it very nice CHORUS
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