Well I aint the type of cowboy that youll see on TV I wasnt near as pretty as Mama wanted me to be Well I grew up on the ranches just cussin all day long Breakin in them broomtails and hummin old dirty songs Whiskey tends to make me high and sad songs make me cry And pretty women break my heart almost every night Well I run on beans and nicotine Im a real live buckeroo And my hearts not pure and my boots aint clean and I never tell the truth Well if theres anything under my hat besides the cattle biz Well I just cant seem to remember what it is Yeah my thinkins kinda crude but my lovin gets plumb rank Them girlies just dont understand me a snortin round their flanks And when I take a nasty fall Ill cuss until Im blue Then Ill get right up and on again just like youre sposed to do But it aint because Im so brave all that stuffs just talk My daddy says the reason is Im dumber than a box of rocks yeah Whiskey tends to make me high... This song aint bout no Strawberry Roan or no ram page herd of steers This is just the type of cowboy song that you probably dont like to hear This song aint got no message and wont feel perty in yer ear This song is just one of them there Well this song is just one of them there these here yeahYou might also like
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