Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee? Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower? Whos a superhero but not a superpower? Canadaman! He eats donuts every day Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way Canadaman! He appreciates input And he says excuse me if you step on his foot He cant fly or levitate can barely even jump Cant see through womens clothing or bounce bullets off his rump Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard But who could save a life with his organ donors card? Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture Canadaman! But what it is he isnt sure Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head He makes it look so easy or should we say ezed! Canadaman!
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