[Verse 1] Buy my CD or Ill break your fuckin head I got 15 hundred copies in boxes under my bed Heard what I said, buy it, shit at least try it This shit is dope as fuck dont make me pull your ears with pliers Aint no one buyin my album it shouldve been platinum At least gold, the kids dont buy my shit Im gonna crackem My idea street promotion is drivin through places And peggin promo tapes at peoples faces sayin buy it you homo A promo, what? you want free shit You better pay up, Ill even take food stamps kid If you aint got a job, man its cool you can rob Still from your old man, cuz hes a fat drunken slob And ya mom, shes blown in lonely Ville for 20 So just tell that smelly hoe you need some money buddy I go to the stores that are selling LPs Tellem move some fuckin units or Ill break your friggin knees Emcees dont even wanna battle me now My put my lyrics up because I started knockin bitches out Interrupt rock sets from alternative bands I snatch the mic and start beatin till its hurtin my hands Then I kick my wicked flows until the cops are called Ill throw a bar stool and start a bar room brawl As I run out the door, just before I jet Dont forget to buy my album on CD or cassette [Chorus] Im a dope emcee but a shitty self promoter Ill sign a contract for a hoagie and soda Ima use force like as if my name was Yoda Buy my shit quick man just do what I told ya Cant work for a living gotta eat off this Plus I gotta crib, and a wife, and a kid Ima shove in your face till you purchase it Just buy my friggin album bitch! [Verse 2] Dont be a cheap fuck its just 11.99 And its worth it, I aint sayin that because its mine If its whack, dont even think youll get your money back You and your boys can make fun of it, yo I like it when you crack Take a bat, and use the thing for batting practice man smash it I dont give a fuck man fuckin bash it you can have it I really dont care man just purchase the shit I really dont feel like havin to hurt you bitch But I will, so find a way to cop my shit quick Before I find you first, and beat cha fat ass wit a stick Go on Carson Dailys show and request my video You aint got one I know, just fuckin do it yo The radio dont play me and I got no distribution Ima walk into Land Speed and just start shootin I cant sell cds even in my own city Ima change my name to Q stiggy and start actin jiggy I got promo posters as wall paper in my crib And I wonder why no ones ever heard of my shit If I went out and promoted I could probably sell a record But instead Ill just sit and scratch myself, hey yo check it [Chorus] If you dont go out and buy my cd Im gonna fuckin kick your ass I aint even playin wit chu I am literally gonna knock you the fuck out If you dont go out and buy the shit Just fuckin buy it man You can afford it What the fuck is wrong wit chu? Its a fuckin dope album man just pick it up What chu mean you never heard of me? It doesnt matter if you never heard of me Im fuckin tellin you now just buy the shit, what?
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