A lot of things Ive never seen Are now in every magazine So many things Ive never known On all the latest t.v. shows Anything thats too extreme Youll find it on the movie screen And everything thats overblown On all the greatest videos What a nice surprise When you realize Youve been hipnotized The latest craze is underway You may find it strange thats why I say Heyits always something Yeah never nothing Ill tell you one thing Its always something Now I know Ill never know Until its on the Springer Show I think its catching up to me Im naked on a d.v.d.? What a nice surprise Then you realize Youve been advertised The latest phase is underway You might find it strange thats what I say Hey its always something Yeah better than nothing? Ill tell you one thing Theres always something
latest, underway, something, always, thats