[Verse 1] Five of the PM rolls around Theres a little old joint outside of town I only got time for a couple of beers And a jukebox song ringing in my ears The next you know The bartenders pouring Shots are flowing Got me stoning All I really know is that I should be going But Im soaking up the moment [Chorus] Im all jacked up All jacked up Dont believe Ive ever had this much One thing Ive learned when you get tore up Time sure flies When youre all jacked up [Verse 2] It was getting mighty close to nine oclock What the hell I have one more shot Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far Cause a big ol girl walked outta the blue Ten foot, two With a bad attitude Stepped right up And knocked out my tooth Guess I had it coming I deserved the due [Chorus] Cause I was all jacked up All jacked up Dont believe Ive ever had this much One thing Ive learned when you get tore up Dont start no stuff When youre all jacked up [Bridge] Dont have to go home But you cant stay here Thats what they said when I got my last beer [Verse 3] Oh my God, its 200 I cant find my keys and my trucks locked So I grabbed a tire tool And I broke my window Hurt my elbow Got me in though Two foot later Backed into the light pole All the town folk got a good show [Chorus] All jacked up All jacked up Dont believe Ive ever had this much One thing Ive learned when you get tore up Dont drive your truck When youre all jacked up Jacked up All jacked up, all jacked up Ooh, oooh, oooooh One thing Ive learned when you get tore up Dont start no stuff When youre all jacked up One thing Ive learned when you get tore up Dont drive your car Dont start no stuff in no bar Hell I wouldnt even tell anybody where you are When youre all jacked up All jacked up All jacked up All jacked up Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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