[Verse 1] She was transparent and practically nonexistent She played and played her poor guitar into submission She ate dust bunnies and dead bugs She slept under the rug [Chorus] Crappy ghost crappy ghost Where did you come from Why did you have to go? go Where did you come from Why did you have to go? Im calling a crappy ghost [Refrain] She floated home in fried wide eyed amazement She shared the afterlife with other ghouls on rockhard pavement She wished the world was kinder still She had nothing but time to kill [Verse 2] She shuffled four tracks and microphones into position She had no song ideas just mostly ghostly improvisation She was too kind and gentle of a soul She tried to fill her inner hole [Chorus 2] Crappy ghost crappy ghost Where did you come from Why did you have to go? go Where did you come from Why did you have to go? Im calling a crappy ghost Im calling a crappy [Refrain] [Chorus 3] Crappy ghost crappy ghost Where did you come from Why did you have to go? go Crappy ghost Where did you come from Why did you have to go? go Crappy ghost Where did you come from Why did you have to go? Im calling a crappy ghost Im calling a crappy ghost Im calling a crappy ghost Here comes crappy
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