[Intro] Mr Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? Lets find out One, twohoo, three [Gunshot noise] Dont take my fucking Tootsie Pop, bitch [Verse 1] Now what smells so foul that you gotta hold your nose? You gonna need a towel and a spare set of clothes Itll empty its bowels from your head to your toes While it flies overhead I howl at that prick and I wish he was dead That fucker scowls back at me and tries to shit on my head So pissed that I growl my rage, all that I see is red Do you know what Im talking about? How bout now? Im talking about a motherfucking owl I pull a piece out, aim at you and I shoot Peace out, youre dead now, I dont give a hoot I give less than a shit, I dont give a poot No one thinks that owls are cute, all they do is pollute I get a shotgun, the bullets distribute into your feather suit And if you dont die from that, Ill squeeze you like a fruit Fresh! Go ahead, call me a brute But I killed the owl so people salute [Chorus Sample] One, twohoo, athree How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know One, twohoo, athree How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know [Bridge] Mister Owl, how many kicks does it take to get to the bloody center of an owls skull? Just one, bitch [Verse 2] If birds had school, youd be the misfit freak no one likes You got a tiny beak Fucking eyes that never blink When you try to speak, all you say is Hoot and you stink If I rapped with you for seven days, Id call it a weak week You hoot, but most birds say cheep cheep Ill poke you in the eye, make you cry, make you weep weep Then Ill put your head on the street And curb stomp your beak Ccurb stomp your beak And wash your blood in my goddamn sink What do you think? Match the span of your jaw to your goddamn wings And your head turns round 180 degrees Who gives a shit? Not me You sitting and staring from the branch of my tree Make like the tree and fucking leave Ill punch a hole in you, get blood on my sleeve Go ahead prick, try to plead for your life But youre already fucked, so theres no need [Chorus Sample] One, twohoo, athree How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know One, twohoo, athree How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know
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