[Verse 1 MC Frontalot] Brightcolored robotic space rhinoceri That we pilot why? Cause theyre in supply Plus, we heed the cry of our planets population To defend them. We report to battle stations Split screen ready and our rhinos are rocket ships With fully articulated tusk, jaws, and hips They come equipped with individual special attacks None with a lag, but a couple a little bit slack Im not naming any pilot specifically But were all colorcoded so you notice that typically I, in the gold, lead the charge, do the most damage To whatever hairy giant space invader managed To threaten the globe in yet another of our episodes This week? Malevolent galactic nematode! Already beat up the squad when we faced him Im calling it lets form a giant robot and waste him [Hook] Monster misbehaving Planets needing saving Situations grave and Ill form the head The enemy is clever Were smaller but whatever When we put it together Ill form the head Yall can do the treading Swing energy machete If combinations ready Ill form the head Ill form the head Ill form the head [Verse 2 ZeaLouS1] What the deuce, Pink? Whatd I tell you last time? Got my agent on the phone, watch it with the worm slime And watch a star shine. Focus in your cameras Cause its a damn crime, being so glamorous Now pan it, yeah at us, shot of the supreme Mister Quoise Rhinobot. Them? My lackey team You got the nimrod with the yellow laser beam And the other guys otaku and he wants to talk to me Between scenes, sometimes I feel out of place Oh yeah, Im the biggest damn star in outer space Dear fans, I am powered by your flattery Love, little old me not the diva or the daiquiri Back on track, team! And if you require me To show some pearly whites, Ill remind you why you hired me Theres no rivalry, just me instead Ill be back in fifteen, just in time to form the head [Hook] [Verse 3 Dr. Awkward] Am I the only one whos finding this peculiar That fighting giant aliens is getting too familiar? And its bad enough, and just my luck, my bot is lightish red But do we always have to argue over who should form the head? NASAtrained, Im only overlooked cause Im the nice guy Im overqualified, Ive logged six months of flight time Astrophysicist, but still theres no respect for me The Golden Boy and Quoise couldnt spell the word trajectory Now they have me facetoface and fighting with some fish bait Ten minutes left? Well never finish at this rate We need a plan, rerunning through other enemies But every battle has twominute breaks within the memory All these giant insects, they put the world in jeopardy I remember MegaMoth as if it happened yesterday I think its time that we combine and rip this thing to shreds But only if you promise me that I can form the head! [Hook] [MC Frontalot] Pink! Turquoise! Stick together! Some say UltraMegafauna only clicks together one way If that is apocryphal, might offer you turns Up top, where the views at, you can look stern While we pose so menacingly, brandishing blade About to rid us of the enemy with one swoop Yayyy! Not now! Times critical. Dont debate this again Oops! That space worm gobbled up Michigan! Hook x2
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