[Intro] [Verse 1] My ex girl says she thinks of strangling of my throat Cause everything is a total joke to me and ill never find a damsel that can cope Picture a tramp trampling my hopes and dreams to smithereens Under one of her Jeffrey Campbells like a roach I laughed and said I truly am thankful for your jokes Then I cancelled her and told her I wasnt canvassing for votes Then I sampled what she spoke, theres more than one example I could quote See my life has more scandal than a soap But ive more important things to handle than a damsel and so I catch a flight, cause ive gotta be somewhere tranquil and remote With some palm trees, sun, sand, sea Puffin on a gram of amsterdam weed, planning on my angle of approach Get my money right, get my circle tight A lot of people been calling me their friend, theres only a handful I could note And nope, no management promotes my establishment The odds are stacked against me but ill gamble till im broke cause.. [Hook] I cant hold you, so I have to set you free.. All along, all along it was meant to beYeah And when your gone, when your gone Maybe then youll see.. We had nothing to lose and something to prove And fuckin with you was something to do So its best you leave.. [Verse 2] My new girl says that my behaviors capricious And everything I say is fictitious and I make her suspicious I told her I couldnt cater to her wishes Gave her a grimace and hook line and sinker now shes bait for the fishes Time is money and im late for my riches And ive been spending all mine clocking major digits paying her visits But simple and plain.. Id rather be single than claimed I am not tryna rekindle that flame but listen Me and my boys often kick it in a place where the plates are exquisite And talk business while we wait for our dishes I gave the waiter my flavor, the fillet steaks are delicious With caipirinhas like the fruits of our labor are citrus I raise a toast when the plates are all finished Heres to life, shes a bitch and her nature is vicious But if you treat her like a bitch, just be careful you dont make her malicious See me id rather make her the missus and thats that cause [Hook] [Verse 3] My mother keeps sweating me Asking whos maiden name ill change And if ive ever a plan to be settling down engaging a queen I said ma you know I only ever mean what I say So when you hear me speaking these words then im saying what I mean As strange as it seems, my lifes sort of a movie Soon to be played on a screen So overtime a floozie acts up with dramatics I crack up And she gets estranged from the scene Now rewind to a couple of years ago See me in my daily routine Plotting a scheme, hopping a train to a day of slaving machines With nothing but a pocket full of change and a dream I was supposed to lose, but winning is engraved in my genes I told Dazer in 09 in no time, we will be acclaimed and esteemed And were well ahead of that schedule.. So tonight its blazing the green, champagne, and asian cuisine cause [Hook] [Outro]
damsel, dazer, beyeah, caipirinhas, canvassing