Helicopter up the mountain When you see a zebra never stop Chop down each obstructing pear tree Until you unfairly reach the top Spoil your child with a little legup Squeeze him to the top of the shitheap With the headstart that his uncle has paid for Hell be king of the manure within the week Climb the mountain with your helicopter Bullying the weakest on the way Rule the West but do not kill the messenger Reporting for The World Today Machiavelli had the method Tried and testeds always best Theres no room for beginners when youre breeding little winners Smug young thugs raised to rule the West So helicopter up every mountain When you see a pregnant woman stab Nature is no socialist, shes red in tooth and claw So remember to take what you can grab No time for playing now or failure Soon there wont be any time to sleep Its the human race, and someones got to run it Little winners dont have time to weep
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