Hey kids, listen up if you want to be sick Cause your dinner looks like something from a Cronenberg flick Think twice before you cuss and shout damn damn damn Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham There was a little yellow man called SamIAm Thats me! I dont like you, SamIAm Well, thats fine, thats cool, I understand But do you like green eggs and ham? I dont like green eggs and ham No, I dont like em, SamIAm Would you like them here or there? I wouldnt like them anywhere Cause I do not like them, SamIAm No, I dont like green eggs and ham Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Maybe you cant hear, you got something in your ear? No Im gonna make this perfectly clear I would not like them in a house, I would not like them with a mouse I would not like them here or there, I wouldnt like them anywhere Cause I do not like them, SamIAm No, not for me, green eggs and ham Would you like them if I served them to you in a box Candlelight, wine and a bottle of scotch? Yeah, some soft lighting, soft music, maybe some Fred Penner on the blaster... Not in a box with a fox or a house with a mouse Stop bugging me, you louse! I would not eat them, no, man, I dont like your green eggs and ham Well, would you could you in a car, eat them, dont deny who you are Hes gonna like them, youre gonna see You might like them up in a tree No, not in a tree, not in a car, would you let me be No fox no box no house no mouse, not here, there, or anywhere Cause you guessed it, I dont like green eggs and ham I dont like em, SamIAm A train, a train, a train, a train! Would you, could you in a train Or up in an aeroplane? How bout in the dark? We could drive and park We could listen to the crickets and the pit bulls bark No, not in a plane, not in the dark, not on a train, not in a car, not up a tree Cause I dont like em, Sam, see Not in a schoolhouse or a shoebox with a housemouse or a red fox Not here, there, and everywhere Didnt even like the Beatles with their long, long hair Hey! You lay off the Beatles, buddy! ... Well, you dont like green eggs and ham Oh, Mr. Perception, SamIAm Well I know that youd like em if you ate em with a goat! I would not could not with a goat Well would you could you on a boat I would not could not on a boat And I will not ever with a goat Im not interested in stuffing face in the rain, on a train, I should introduce you to my friend pain Not in the dark, not up a tree Not on your fine china with Earl Grey Tea No boxes, foxes, houses, mouses, husbands and wives no spouses! Why you trying to make me eat that? I dont like it, I wouldnt serve it to my cat I said already, I dont like them, SamIAm I do not like green eggs ham! Mr. Cheese! You just think you dont like them, so you say And hes beginning to remind me of Doris Day You say you dont like this and you dont like that Well youre starting to sound like a finicky cat Just try them, try them, and you may find you like nothing better than Two greenish eggs over easy in the frypan And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham pork from space! Now Sam, if you get out of my face Ill try that and puke all over the place good! Nothing makes a crowd disperse more quick Than a great big puddle of sick! Say...say...not bad, green eggs and ham I believe I like them, SamIAm And Id eat them in a boat, with a billy goat Id eat them in the rain in the dark on a train In a car, up a tree, theyre pretty good, you see So Id eat them in a box with a fox Id eat them in a house and with the housemouse Id eat them here, Id eat them there Id eat them in my FruitoftheLoom underwear I think youre ok, SamIAm Well, I wouldnt let you down, you stubborn old man! Hey, we should share them, eh, we got enough ...Are you kidding? I dont eat that stuff!
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