Verse 1 Hi , my name is earth, I had to skip a day of work yesterday My head was driving me berserk Something was wrong inside me Decided to see what was likely, and ran to the solar doctor in high speed With an IV stuck in my vein , he exclaimed [Solar Doctor]God almighty, I think i know what the heck this might be, [Earth] Enlighten me [Solar Doctor] Dont take this lightly, youre diagnosed with a bad case of the chronic global maningitis [Earth] Meningitis? [Solar Doctor] No stupid, maningitis Lemme explain it to you , its like this Its what happens when you have a lotta little people Walking around , talking about ,trying to ignite shit. [Earth] Oh my god,I sight this, its terrifying They dont care Im dying, what they need is a paradigm shift If this carries on, i just might split Doctor, these people are mindless , How the hell do i fight this? [Hook] Hey Peeps! Dont go and hate me I only crave peace But I wont say please Driving me crazy Dont wanna slay these Wee little babies So please dont make me [Solar Doctor]You gotta try to communicate, [Earth] Not with this foolish race with their minds fully consumed with hate Whod mutilate my beautiful whales and use them to lubricate Their stupid metal toys and rather shoot at each others face Besides, how does a planet talk to a man ? Bad plan, its like hitting a nail with a battering ram The last time I tried to make a statement, talking to nations I just accidentally killed a lot of Indonesians But i think i got a plan.. i could have my man John Sing a rad song to these mad dogs We got a rapport, but hes probably out of his mind But he gives me more respect than all of these suckers combined I could pay his body a visit, , consume his spirit Use a human visage for a short few minutes And while Im in it, maybe these damn peoplell start to listen With close attention, to this earth song when i sing it [Hook] [Earth] Hey Peeps! Dont go and hate me I only crave peace But I wont say please Driving me crazy Dont wanna slay these Wee little babies So please dont make me Verse 3 Good morning people , Im here to issue a warning Are you gonna respond, or do you wish to just scorn it Choose to ignore it , you probably wont live to mourn it Im sorry , but this might be the only way to resolve this Cant yall open your eyes and notice the necrosis Causing me to fall apart like a bunch of sick roses Why cant you focus on whats at hand , you megalomaniacs Instead of wondering where the fuck heaven or hell is at You humans are a fake slithering snake, lacing And poisoning all my great land, rivers and lakes Making all my poor trees and plants wither away Im so enraged, i cant help but quiver and quake Im this close to relapsing to my last resort And calling Mr. Asteroid, dont you lads remember the dinosaurs? I wiped em all,but I love you more. Dont go to war with me Your mother, lets all try to live in harmony.
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