Uhhuh, honey [Kanye] This video might be the worst thing in history Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me Bound Douchebags in love Bound Douchebags in love Uhhuh, honey Why am I inside a 90 screensaver? These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper Im losing my brain this concept is trash Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack? I know that Im a narcissistic psycho, ignorant, going on rants at every show Uhhuh, honey Even the president said Im a jackass [Barack Obama] Its a true fact the whole country knows that [Kanye] I think Im a lyrical genius, but why? Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry And how come Kim look like a wannabe J Lo? Only thing bigger than her ass is my egooooUh Uhhuh, honey Im so childish If you critique me Ill fuckin lose it Throw a tantrum like a five year old kid and thats the reason why I am a gay fish Kim K and Kanye together is damn sure to make the world throw up Please save us god Uhhuh, honey This just turned into a gross sex tape Ya might as well call me the new Ray J But hey, thats how Kim got famous I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent Yes, we named our Kimyaby Northwest And yes, its because were smug and mindless Uhhuh, honey But hey, who wouldnt want their first kid to be named after a direction? And I think that I am the black Jesus Why you think I named my new album Yeezus? Now its my time to die for your sins Watch out god here comes Kanye bitch Uhhuh, honey Kanye, is dead now, hes flying, through the clouds, this is really messed up, heaven, is fucked Uhhuh, honey
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