[Spoken intro] Your dirty Lugz Like a black donation To the dragon on your tee Give me Your dirty Lugz Like a black donation To the dragon on your tee [Hook Open Mike Eagle] If youre afraid they might discover your backpack past Start trap rapping Do a bunch of coke Grow a handlebar Do some more coke There are a hundred ways to cover your backpack past Do some heroin Start a bunch of bands Do some more coke and some more heroin [Verse 1 Open Mike Eagle] I know its hard out there for a dinosaur What you collect all those rare vinyls for? Hall closet full of Timbs and Adidas stripes All you needs slim jeans and a tee tonight Cause youve seen the light Its a new regime Theres so much fresh shit in the music scene And staying current means fuck what it used to be And what you used to like You can choose tonight Cause its all today Its such an awesome day At least thats what the dolls and the bloggers say And what the top 40 jockeys have the callers say Fuck a yesterday dawg throw it all away Fuck a yes yaller, the DJ spins links in your web crawlers The tumblrs called first church of the dead baller Its a dot net. Is we hot yet? Jpeg banner is a platter full of hot sex Write think pieces all about context Write opeds, in a mock neck Your favorite rap album hasnt even dropped yet [Hook] If youre afraid they might discover your backpack past You can do some RB If youre afraid they might discover your backpack past Just make it all about your falsetto [Verse 2 HasLo] You wear huge shirts Such big jeans Buy some skinny ones Get a fitted tee Mines whitewashed And I got em torn Its street though I got boxers on I done grown out of Gangstarr and WuTang All the girls here only like Gucci Mane I dont know em well Thats rare taste You can ask em on dates But they all flake Thats cool they got stuff to do I dont care anyway I just wanna screw Step into the now Being such a prude Drink a forty ounce Thisll get you loose Love free love Never dated anyone more than three months Busy doing things Whats more important Got a pair of McFlys and a pair of Jordans Keep retros Cop on the first day cause I gotta have it Plaid shirt with the rosary Im not a catholic Christ head made of wood reading opeds And a thinkpiece on my fav dot net
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