Im the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell Ive know her since God only knows and I wont tell I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell And surely she knows me just as well I can tell you here birthday and her daddys middle name The uncles on her mamas side and the one they dont claim What shes got for Christmas since 1952 And thats only the beginning of the things I could tell you Im the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell Ive known her since God only knows and I wont tell I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell And surely she knows me just as well I can tell you her favorite song and where she likes to park And why to this very day shes scared of the dark How she got her nickname and that scar behind her knee If theres anything you need to know about Shirley just ask me I know where shes ticklish and her every little quirk The funnies she dont read and her number at work I know what she stands for and what she wont allow The only thing that I dont know is where she is right now Im the official historian of Shirley Jean Berrell Ive know her since God only knows and I wont tell I caught her the first time that she stumbled and fell And surely she knows me just as well You might also likeOh surely she knows me just as well...
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