Hear out sons of the northen soils, Come and grab your pint, sit next to the fire, Storys bout a lad, names Dismirlarff Very strong, very brave, and dumb as shite ! But hey ! a Viking knows no fear He once tamed a beast, God knows how he did. A strong, fearsome creature from old stranger tides Baptized it Messy from the mess it did. Lay lay, drink another pint, Pour some beer, pour some wine Lets just fake we give a damn Hear the stories of old times Times, drink another pint, Pour some beer, pour some wine Lets just fake we give a damn Hear the stories of old times For you see... He brought home the scaly monster thought he could make a pet of it or sort Fetch the skull, catch seagulls, that kind of crap Even tried to feed it with a royal crab ! But hey ! A monster doesnt get comfy They strive for air and also, fresh meat. It ate his mom, classic joke, good laugh, It poured out some ale, and it was enough Lay lay we cant get no pint Neither beer, neither wine This time well all give a damn Chase it back now to its time ! Lay lay we cant get no pint Neither beer, neither wine This time well all give a damn Chase it now back to its time ! And so they made the monster flee, Of course the boy followed The thing is, he never sailed. Dumb dumb, remember ? So he crashed and died, The end. Nah, just kidding. Did you really think Id shut my trap for the rest of the song ? No... He woke, out of his time, on a nameless shore, within the flaps of messy Where amz I ? And whyz the skies so purples ? Argh the boats is smashed... But at least I has you, my friends. Does you knows hows to comes back ? Whats this? A ghosts? And where does this drums comes fromz ? Now what ? Well What do we have here ? A lost soul, no doubt about it Yes, sir, can you tells me hows to goes home ? I fear this is not possible, for you see You just fell on the other side Of the coin, if I may say so Ah! Ah! Ah! But... with this beast of yours, We could get rid of this tattered sails And rise again, chasing the lighthouse, The fleeing one, the one that caused our death If we reach it, we may find the peace, AT LAST ! But I cant seez no lights You will ! But I cant seez no lights You will ! Son of the northern soils, awaken ! Get off your mortal coil, chase the beacon ! But there iz nothing here THERE IS! Oh, maybe a glimmer Thats it ! Hold on to that thought, now try and open your eyes I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT GRASP SO BRIGHT BLINDING MY SIGHT IT BURNS MY EYES! Now I know where I must go The fate has set a course for me Now I know that I must go Right where the blindings lighthouse does flees And so our dearest found a purpose for his life Even though he was long dead Kind of silly if you ask me, But hey ! I warned you, right ? Hear the cry of the lamprey crawling around your neck, Its infinite teeth swirling, driving you to the pits of nothingness Oh oh, there is no way to go back home now, Only the waves to bear witness now, Trapped in yourself, you wont hold long now, Weak just behold your own madness now, there is no way to go back home now, Only the waves to bear witness now, Trapped in yourself, you wont hold long now, Weak just behold your own madness now...
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