I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver Then my sister came over Had the Sunday paper with her There was the girl on the social page Looking in love and all engaged We decided she dont take a very good picture It may be my familys redneck nature Rubbing off Bringing out unladylike behavior It sure aint Christian to judge a stranger But I dont like her She may be an angel who spends all winter Bringing the homeless blankets and dinner A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner But I really hate her Ill think of a reason later I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target I couldnt be happier on my own But Ive got the slightest of a jealous bone And seeing her with him tends to enlarge it It may be my familys redneck nature Rubbing off Bringing out unladylike behavior It sure aint Christian to judge a stranger But I dont like her She may be an angel who spends all winter Bringing the homeless blankets and dinner A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner But I really hate her Ill think of a reason later Inside her head may lay all the answers For curin diseases from baldness to cancer Salt of the earth and a real good dancer But I really hate her Ill think of a reason later Spoken Well, it was just one tooth Did I mention I dont particularly care for her? She makes me sick
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