Well they call him Dudley Dorite, but thats not his real name The toughest highway cop from California to Maine He hides back in the bushes with the latest radar Hell take your picture, then hell catch you in his modified car His hearts hard as concrete and his blood is ice cold Hes Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol Dudley Dorite Hell pull up behind you in that fastmodified car And walk up to you and hook both thumbs over that black handtooled leather pistol belt Look down at you from behind them coolhand Luke Man with no eyes, sunglasses and say Clocked you back ar At 57 12 miles an hour, yeah I did Guess you know youre in a heap otrouble dont you boy? Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh He rides a big ole Harley, got a Mustang GT And a bell helicopter hidden in the pine trees If he catches you for speedin, its ten years to life And if you protest he takes your first born child, your house, and your wife You wanna let me see your license there boy? You do have a license, dont you boy? You wanna just take it out of that there wallet there for me, boy? Yeah... well, looka here what we have here? I was down in the Southland, late for a show Had the pedal to the metal and a long way to go Talkin on the CB, had my fuzzbuster on There was not a soul in sight so I kept movin along Looked in my mirror and Lord bless my soul There was Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol Dudley Dorite You might also likeWell, looky what we got here, Mr. Raymone Stevenson Ole Ahab The Arab his own self You want an autograph? Huh? Not exactly, son My wife Ethel, uh You do member Ethel dont you, boy? That shameless hussy, she was sayin to me she says Bubba Thats right, names Bubba And I just happen to be the lustrous potentate of this here local shrine temple Bubba, why do you spose it is that that Raymone Steveson treats us so ugly on all his phonograph records? And I said I dont know, and I turned to my brother Clyde And his wife, sister Bertha And they said they didnt know neither Bout that time, my nephew Harv Newland come in and I sez Harv, have you heard that Raymone Stevensons latest meanness on the phonograph record? He looked up at me and said, Yeah, I did And Uncle Bubba how do you spose it is That Raymone Steveson knew I had a steeple on my barber shop? Well, I guess you just better come along with me, boy Ole deputy Coys got a bone or two hed like to pick with you his own self Guess everthing aint so dadburned beautiful right now, is it, huh? Well they call him Dudley Dorite, but thats not his real name The toughest highway cop from California to Maine He hides back in the bushes with the latest radar Hell take your picture, then hell catch you in his modified car His hearts hard as concrete and his blood is ice cold Hes Dudley Dorite of the highway patrol Dudley Dorite
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