[Hook] Cops aint shit to me Jobs aint nothing but free pens and long distance calls Thought I had it all, the God got birth control The white mans the fucking devil I wanted to be black at age fourteen So when they say I dont respect the culture Truth is, I only rap cause I aint smart enough to write a book Ive never paid a parking ticket Its 20 dollars now or 300 then You want your money, come and get it But better bring 200 guns and a hundred men Ive killed a million pens and thrown many stones, but never lost a bet Looking at the Fossil on my wrist like Is my five minutes up yet? Got more time to relax now So I can say, Fuck the industry. Came for Rupert Murdochs throat and left with Rawkus trying to sign me You cant buy me Im holding my chips till I land on last place I didnt burn any bridges I never needed none of em in the first place Cuz money made is money gone is money never had Money here only pretends to care for the people we leave around And always pack light cuz the guns are packing suckers All mad cuz someone else paid em Shaking in their wasteyourlifeaway stance Cuz its cool to be tragically hip Fools rule the Universe its O.K You say you want blood but drink piss all day I say hang the queen from every streetlight on every Washington Street Tell em its difficult to have sex on waterbeds Cuz most of us cant afford waterbeds And if we could, wed move out the hipster settlement of Oakland The fine line between low income and no income I cant read no lips cuz I am stone Always wanted to be a rapper But when I finally made it there, no one wanted me Since no one wants me here In the immortal words of IceT You should have killed me last year. Bit in the mere mortal words of me Ive torn up some rebuttals and lost more friends But like the old saying goes If you cant nuke em... starve em or drop food on em. Im half a brothel, half a novel, half a oneman army MCs dont want beef, they wanna shake my hand Then make a diss song about me Cuz idiots live to outdo their shortcomings While my inner Napoleon is frying the biggest fish I hold the grudge like a mic and a girl like a cross People say Im vague But we know whos in vogue and when the revolution comes All youll know how to do is beg [Hook] The white man... is the fucking Devil haha The white man is the baddest poet [x2] Jim Jesus on the beat, hes the baddest poet Nosdams the baddest poet Why? murda, you know hes da baddest poet Doseone, you know you da baddest poet Pedestrian, kid, you know baddest poet Bomarr Monk, you know hes the baddest poet Controller 7, you know hes the baddest poet My man Baillie, you know hes the baddest poet Sage Francis mah fucka baddest poet Alias might be married but hes baddest poet Ayo, Jel, kid you know you da baddest poet He might be singin but Passages the baddest poet Yasamin, you know you da baddest poet Kids on the internet, you know you da baddest poet White girls, you know they da baddest poet Press people, you know they da baddest poet
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