[Intro Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Yeah Yeah Yeah, were Haha gonna bring it down like this, yall Yep yep Im gonna let my man PaRappa know Word that noodles rule the world Yeah, yeah, that little slippery thing tastes so good all the time Yeah, yeah, thats right Aight It goes a little something like this Stay with me now, Yeah Here we go Like this, like this [Interlude Colonel Noodle] In parenthesis, let me stress the fact clearly No matter what the deal, I crave for this dearly The socalled noodles you find in spaghetti Are sweeter than idols, do damage like machetes Without a doubt, I got the flow Coming at ya live, bring the place alive Eery single day I jive With the thought, comes my direct actions Ask my followers, theyll say its an addiction [Verse 1 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Slurp it, suck it, I know you all like it Slurp it, suck it, I know we all like it Smell it, taste it, pasta in a market Smell it, taste it, fruit in a basket Chinese, Italian, Thai or Jamaican Mexican, Egyptian, English, Korean Anything goes, even Hawaiian Anything goes, even Alaskan [Bridge Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Long, and chewy Uhhuh uhhuh Occasionally gooey The best things in life taste good with chop chop suey! suey! 8 minutes to boil, and 2 minutes to eat Uhhuh Admit it, kid, you know noodles cant be beat Hoo! [Song is interrupted by the sound PJ Berris DJ Booth crashing through a nearby wall, shutting the power off. Several characters are muttering to each other in confusion. After a moment, the song continues.] [Verse 2 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Roll it on your spoon, create your own boom Roll it on my spoon, create my own boom I bet you didnt know noodles the rules I bet you didnt know there are no rules Sushi, burgers, they all taste good Pizza, burritos, they all taste good As long as they got noodles, the king of all foods As long as they love food, then any things cool [Bridge 2 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Hip hop music Hip hop with an old school hip hop twist I keep the place intact and do a rap like this Like this You can use a spoon, fork, knife or even chopsticks Come on kid, get down with the mix Uh [Verse 3 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Ndouble ODLES Cdouble OKIES Great tasting pasta, blow to your chest Great tasting sweets, blow to my chest Ramen, udon, soba, you name it Brownies, a pie, a shake, you name it Any type of noodles you like, yes, I got it Any type of sweets you like, yes, I got it [Bridge 3 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Whatever your thoughts may be May be, Im bound to be The king of all foods, with noodles as the key as the key Full of pride, and glory way up above Cause here I come yall, full of noodles and love! [Verse 4 Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] Noodles are the best, no doubt, cant deny Taste better than water, but dont ask me why Noodles are the best, no doubt, cant deny Taste better than water, but dont ask you why But then again, many things can be tasty Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries But then again, many things can be tasty Cornbread, potatoes, rice and even pastries. Then why do I, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. I mustve sounded real eerie Then why do you, love noodles so dearly? It makes no sense. You mustve sounded real eerie Thanks, brother, for letting me understand That a man must understand to keep his options open Youre welcome, brother, for letting you understand That a man must understand to keep his options open [Spoken Colonel Noodle PaRappa the Rapper] See? Noodles arent the only food around you know Yeah, youre right, Im up for some noodle sushi
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