[Verse 1 Chris Webby] Yeah, yeah I be killin em Yeah, yeah Im killin em Till my bank statement reads twentyseven million They said I couldnt do it so you know I gotta get it done Acrobatic rappin the way that Webby be flippin son Six mixtapes and the fans need more I hit the fork in the road and took a detour Fire marshall shuttin shows down Cause I blow up spots like a dalmatian strapped up with C4 Blow minds when they heard the rap Hustle so many tapes you think Im servin crack Make bass lines sizzle when I burn a track Only dude who made Datpiffs server crash Yo Im nice better learn the facts Came a long fuckin way, not a chance Ill be turnin back Uh, so you know that Ima rap check em When I put my fitted cap back like Ash Ketchum I beat em up, grab an EMT Think you better then you must be takin DMT Dream on muthafucka I am the MC Hard body flow, cop my tape at GNC See, I shut em up like they Papa Doc Cause I got more lines than a Stop and Shop On the day before Thanksgiving, yeah I drop a lot Of shit, stealthy in the game like an ocelot Ha, Mortal Kombat logo tatted on my back So you know Im gonna finish him from the moment I attack Im a train passenger all I need is a track To be gettin where Im goin and when I do its a wrap So step when I bust, get left in my dust Im in it to the finish investin my bucks The best and I just dont stop, an animal My manager found me up at Pet Supplies Plus Plus I be killin em consecutively Without expending any energy, effortlessly I got a bag full of trees, Chef Boyardee And a hometown throne in the 203 Motherfuckas know, they better tuck and roll Cause Im the Master and Commander of this shit They call me Russell Crowe Ill never love a ho, so Ill wear a rubber bro If I have a kid Ill get disowned by my mother, yo On another note, nobody can step to me I think I may have told you already, but with my memory Its hard to remember anything after all the ecstasy But still they cant touch me like I got a case of Leprosy I got em askin questions like they playin Jeopardy A dope spittin white boy What is Chris Webby, see They take shit too serious, Im here to add some levity Roll a J and take one to the head, John Kennedy What Im here to do is pretty fuckin clear cut Even at fortyfive with a beer gut Ima still get your chick wetter than a tear duct And make mixtapes thatll get your ear fucked Not in Taylor Gang, not a Young Moola Im in Webbys World, I am the one rula Nerf gun shoota, with a dumb aim Leavin Monica Lewinsky with a cum stain Untamed, understand the flows Im dope, but at this point the fans should know HBO flow with a Band of Bros And a chick with an ass fatter then Amber Rose Heh, I throw em off like a star pitcher They cant follow the flow the way the bars hit ya Im a bar spitta Shit, them beatin me is like seein Mel Gibson at a Bar Mitzvah [Outro Chris Webby] Yeah, I be killin em Heh, I be killin em Yeah, Hahaha Yeah, Webbys Lab, yessir
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