[Verse 1] Pat Robertson once said Its a long downward slide Thatll lead to legalizing sex with ducks If two men can stand side by side God, I hope hes right Cause if gay marriage becomes lawful Gonna find myself a duck And legally do Something awful awful, awful [Chorus] Ducks, sex with ducks Well do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Got those wet feet on my brain Well find a pond, well find a puddle Put your beak in mine and well cuddle Its a feeling I cant name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same [Verse 2] Gonna goose that goose, gonna quack that swan Gonna rubber my duckie all night long Gonna whack that mallard til its feathers plume Gonna Huey, Dewey, Louie all over the room Scrooge McDuck, gonna give it to you Dive into your gold until you say Duck Tales, whoo hoo [Chorus] Ducks, sex with ducks Well do it in the rain Ducks, yeah, ducks Those feathered bodies are insane Well find a pond, well find a puddle Ill be the wind beneath your wings and well cuddle Its a feeling I cant name When sex with ducks and gay marriage Are one and the same One and the same
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