[Verse 1] Everyone stopped when she walked into the room Isnt this the greatest thing Everyone own up but nobody could touch her Isnt this the greatest thing Punch the clock, keep boxing clever Isnt this the greatest thing Youll be young enough forever Isnt this the greatest thing [Chorus] Isnt this the greatest Isnt this the greatest thing Isnt this the greatest thing The greatest thing [Verse 2] I heard some new confection Said we cant afford to feel affection Cause its the latest thing In and out of matrimony Never once removed the Sony Cause its a status thing So girls like that above described Are not to be so easily bribed With a white frock and a ring Punch the clock and in time youll get pulled apart If youre married on paper and not in your heart But I wont be told that life with the one you love is sordid Just because some authority says you cant afford it [Chorus] And its the greatest thing And its the greatest thing And its the greatest thing And its the greatest thing Oh its the greatest Isnt this the greatest thing Isnt this the greatest thing The greatest thing [Verse 3] Since nights were long and days were olden Woman to man has been beholden But since then times have been changing She sends back his tribute of a rose And says this ring is better suited for the nose Hes always fingering I punch the clock and its ok I know a girl who takes my breath away [Chorus] And its the greatest Isnt this the greatest thing Isnt this the greatest thing The greatest thing The greatest thing Isnt this the greatest Isnt this the greatest thing Isnt this the greatest thing The greatest thing The greatest thing The greatest thing
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