[spoken Dan Aykroyd] This is the city. Its a city of crime. My name is Friday. I carry a badge 315 a.m., Thursday, January 15. It was chilly that morning in the City of Angels. On this particular occasion we happened to witness a pagan ritual in progress [Dan Aykroyd] See that, Streebek? Were just in time We have stumbled into a major crime [Tom Hanks] Theyve got the girl all fright Now thats not nice I think she is the subject of a sacrifice [Dan Aykroyd] Buddy, were putting this party on ice [Tom Hanks] But first you know we really ought to read em their rights [Dan Aykroyd] Read em their rights Read em their rights [Tom Hanks] Well, Im here tonight to rap about your rights Cause right now youre in trouble Dont have to say nothing at all, you all got two calls And youd better make em on the double [Chorus] This is a city of crime Dont step out of line This is a city of crime Youd better be praying your judge is kind [Dan Aykroyd] Youre a dangerous mob and it is our job To bust you all for being violent While we are here lets state it clear [Tom Hanks] You have the right to remain silent! [Glenn Hughes] Well, excuse me copper, Mr. Crimestopper What is wrong with what were doing? We just like to dance in our goatskin pants Around this ancient ruin [Tom Hanks] Now its not so funny That it costs big money If you ever have to hire a lawyer [Dan Aykroyd] Its my duty to inform you And my pleasure to warn you [Tom Hanks] Well provide one for ya! Huh! [Chorus] This is a city of crime Dont step out of line This is a city of crime Youre looking at seven to nine [Dan Aykroyd] Now you know what youve been doing is a serious crime [Tom Hanks] And youll probably be doing some serious time [Dan Aykroyd] In case you might be worried about the friends you lose [Tom Hanks] At least they get to see you on the evening news [Dan Aykroyd] Its a new sensation [Tom Hanks] We go down to the station [Dan Aykroyd] Youre going to answer some questions [Tom Hanks] And have some refreshments [spoken Dan Aykroyd] What is your full name? What were you doing on January 15th of this year? All we want is the truth, mister. What were you doing in the location in question? What is the purpose of your pagan organization? [Glenn Hughes] Whoa! You cant pin nothing on me copper! Well, excuse me Excuse me Dont use or abuse or refuse me Its no joke, Im broke My rights I can and will invoke Im homely, and Im lonely But the state cannot disown me Its aint funny I might want money To take home to my honey [Chorus] This is a city of crime Dont step out of line This is a city of crime Where an honest man is hard to find [Dan Aykroyd] In case you dont agree With my methodology I like to do things my way Dont get memory loss About whos the boss [Dan Aykroyd] Dont forget my name is Friday! [Dan Aykroyd] Im the man of the hour [Tom Hanks] The tower of power [Dan Aykroyd] Im the arm of the law [Tom Hanks] The very last straw [Dan Aykroyd] Im on the side of the right [Tom Hanks] A Trojan white knight [Dan Aykroyd] If you get me uptight I am [Tom Hanks] A frightening sight [Dan Aykroyd] Im as strong as the army [Tom Hanks] Nothing cant harm me [Dan Aykroyd] Coming down like a hammer Get ready for the slammer
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