[Verse 1 Tex Richman] Im Tex Richman, Mr. Texas T People call me Rich cause I got mo money I got more cheddar than some supersize nachos Got cash flow like Robert has dineros I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh I make the baker bake my bread outta dough No, no, dont eat it though, itll make you ill There aint no flour in a hundred dollar bill [Chorus Show girls Tex Richman] Hes Tex Richman Oh yeah Everybody listen Here we go now Just how great it is to be him Its great to be me Hes the greatest Im the greatest Youre the lamest! Woohoohoo Muppets are a waste of time Oh, cant you see? Uh uh uh uh [Verse 2 Tex Richman] Yeah, its funny in a rich mans world When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls If somethings for sale, consider it sold Ive got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! I even got a guy to gold plate my cat I dont regret much, but I do regret that If I could start all over, Id do it all the same Except I wouldnt goldplate little Twinkles again! [Chorus Show Girls Tex Richman] Hes Tex Richman Everybody listen Yoo hoo hoo Just how great it is to be him Its great to be me, yeah Hes the greatest Uh, come on Youre the lamest! Muppets are a waste of time Oh, cant you see? Oh, its great to be me [Bridge Nathan Pacheco] I recall a heartbreaking story About my own tenth birthday party Shouldve been a glorious day for me Id have been happy as can be But the Muppets were there To put on a show! They started to dance They were telling their jokes! I didnt laugh I didnt know how! Then my friends They all turned around And they laughed at me! They laughed at me! I hate you, Muppets, so! [Chorus Show Girls Tex Richman] Hes Tex Richman Yeah Everybody listen Come on, yall Just how great it is to be him Its easy having this much green, yeah Hes the greatest Hey, sing it again Hes the greatest Ooo, it never gets old Muppets are a waste of time Oh, cant you see? [Outro Tex Richman, spoken] Little muppets, time to give up your dream
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