You say youre tired of her and you found a faster life Youre having trouble going home to her when you get out of work at night You say youre dining out with friends and you wont be home till late While she sits home with the children you fathered and tolerates Now wasnt that the same little gal you swore a while back Youd spend your whole life through And shortly after that didnt she hang it up for life to marry you Hey are you afraid that the boys at the office will no longer call you stud Well secretarys and alligator shoes got in your blood Youd better mind your better homes and gardens and take the kids out too And take her home some candy and say baby I love you Now Im not saying that shell forgive or even make amends But youre bout half smart and you better start and that just might get ya back in Have you heard that that door swings both ways my friend she can be just as gone The best deal you ever had you ever had you ever had is waiting right there at home You say youre getting caught up early youre cheated out of life Well you also said that youd be a millionaire by the time youre twentyfive Didnt make it Youd better mind your better homes and gardens and take the kids to the zoo Spend the day with the PTA she might think thats cool Now Im not saying that shell forgive and let you right back in her world She aint gonna flip but youve got it licked if she smiles You might also likeCause shes a good ole girl Youd better mind your better homes and gardens and take the kids out too And take her home some candy and say baby I love you
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