She said I had no plans, I was no good and mean all the time So I said that Im packing my bags I got better things to do with my time So me and the captain, Jack, and Jim Beam, were headed out to the road She asked me where I was goin to go , I said Anywhere you that wont go. Because I want to go, wherever you dont go, and I wanna be anywhere that you wont be It takes a lot out of a man, to tolerate a woman like you You know I think Id rather have a rectal exam, maybe a heart attack or two So Ill pour me a drink and Ill have a think about our current relationship And after a couple of drinks or twelve, I decide to take a damn trip Because I want to go, wherever you dont go, and I wanna be anywhere that you wont be And now Im to damn drunk to care,I drive away in my pickup truck and get the hell out of here I want to go, wherever you dont go, and I wanna be anywhere that you wont be Spoken Yeah thats where I want go, why dont you give me a call when you get there, and Ill make sure that I never, ever show up
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