[Verse 1] Tabloid crutch or tabloid crush Famous players painted an absinthe rush Van Gogh with it til the mandates made Man with a schedule, I cant be late Im not an ambulance chaser unless I have to be My jobs a tough one, its garnering apathy From the stuffed shirt mercantile system wisdom bitches With a job that kills their brain out, played out Talk to me and youll find out whos cheating Who with, whos beating and whos sick Whos speaking to Hughs friends And whos being a nuisance to Ben and Jen Or Jen and Brad and that Tomb Raider chick And dont hate me, baby, cause you paid for it Im not a monster, no, Im not a monster I just do what I have to get rich [Chorus] Goldplated and razorshaped [Verse 2] Bbbbrain washer, mind deleter Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise was my idea Arranged relationships, based on the patronage Of millions of moviegoers, many ages and races Big faces in places of the strangest basis, stasis Shut the fuck up and be complacent And buy that rag like the maid in my house I watch Extra and wipe the fame off my mouth And if they ask what daddy does Tell them he holds a camera up Theres no need to name the names names We arent so different, we play the same games Like status quo for pro bono Plus those blackface primetime coons like But it makes no difference if we win or lose Elegant rouse, ooh, Im fixing moves [Chorus] Goldplated and razorshaped [Verse 3] Denzel got robbed and Ill never forget the look He took from the ceremony, phony franchise He had Nixon heart, I am not a crook But I will take the statue if I win for one Im looking for the real killers Jackson had a glove too but there aint blood on those fingers They talk love on it, honest, they run comments About the freak that got away in a Jeep As always, had a Pog slammer as a young buck A gold razorblade with the juice on the front Youre a fake Robert Blake with that pump And Beretta did that shit, you know, with the chick he dumped It runs through my fingers like a dead blondes blood CNN will blame it on a husbands gun Pretend it aint real, peel the vics seal And youll still get that promo deal, enjoy the fruit basket [Chorus] Goldplated and razorshaped
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