Get a job you bum bum bum Money dont grow on trees you bum bum bum Silent farts Deadly farts All was calm Not turned on Oh come on illegal foreigners Come and get dem green cards And learn some damn english And den how to drive I wish my motherinlaw get hit by a car I wish my motherinlaw get hit by a car I wish my motherinlaw get hit by a car So I dont have to hear her Bitch Blue balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty club See them dance, on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out, I think shes a guy I aint quite sure but somethin aint right Janet Renos comin to town Donny the Retard had an eight pound water head He was fivefoot three And he said to me My names Donny The first queer Santa Claus Wore redleather chaps And a pair of white shortyshorts that had a hole in the back I pissed my pants The toilet was just too far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder just gave in And i pissed right through my drawers Right through my Wrangler drawers I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawers Git r dun everybody! Thanks a lot! come back and see me again Thank you!
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