[Verse 1] Theres a girl on channel thirteen I know shes gonna fall in love with me And Im gonna win the lottery tomorrow Or the next day [PreChorus 1] I drive a Mercedes Benz Ive got a whole buttload of friends Im gonna be on CMT someday [Chorus] But in my real world Things dont always turn out so good Like you wished they would Yeah in my real world Im a little bit messed up and broke Dont you know? Oh [Verse 2] I got more money than George Strait I throw benjies out the window all day Just to see how far they fly, bye bye [PreChorus 2] I get more girls than the president Mom and dad still pays the rent And I throw parties all night long [Chorus] But in my real world Things dont always turn out so good Like you wished they would No, in my real world Im a little bit messed up and broke Dont you know? [Instrumental Solo] Solo! [Chorus] In my real world Things dont always turn out so good Like you wished they would No, in my real world Im a little bit messed up and broke Oh, dont you know? [Chorus] Oh, in my real world Things dont always turn out so good Like you wished they would Oh, in my real world Im a little bit messed up and broke Dont you know? Ohh, ohh [Breakdown] Yee haw! Im a rockstar Im a cowboy Everybody loves this song Im a rockstar Im a cowboy Everybody sing along Im a rockstar Im a rockstar Im a cowboy Im a cowboy Everybody loves this song Im a rockstar Im a rockstar Im a cowboy Im a cowboy Everybody sing along [Bridge 1] I got a space ship Fully equipped Cause Im a cowboy Stevie Wonder I got a space ship Fully equipped Cause Im a cowboy Stevie Wonder [Break] Hey Hey Hey [Bridge 2] Green green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo No ones got a name for the brain in the scarecrow How can he believe what he sees on the T.V.? Nothing but extreme overexecuted fantasy [Bridge 3] Happy dancing feet, down the street from the corner Some may say hes silly, some may say that hes a loner How can you explain, hes got a name nobody knows it Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? Prozac, Prozac, Prooooooooozac [Bridge 2] Green green grass and a rubber Russian bimbo No ones got a name for the brain in the scarecrow How can he believe what he sees on the T.V.? Nothing but extreme overexecuted fantasy [Bridge 3] Happy dancing feet, down the street from the corner Some may say hes silly, some may say that hes a loner How can you explain, hes got a name nobody knows it Did anybody ever stop and offer him a Prozac? Prozac [Outro] Hey! Hey, hey Yee haw! Grab your partner Hey now! Swing your partner round and round Smack er on the butt and spin er all around Ha ha ha ha ha Imitates pig
rockstar, prozac, cowboy, ha, real