Thats what happens accidentally when youre in the mood For a bit of nothing much or even just some food Thats what happened every day between you say and between you do Thats what happens every second to you Thats what happens unintentionally when Youre playing cards Theres a smell of burning and a screeching from the yard Theres a chicken in the chimney, theres a book on what to do But Ive never read it baby, have you? So you feel like a dwarf who feels like a king Yeah, a dwarf has some fun When theres no one tall to be compared With Thats what happens accidentally when youre on a boat The sea is full of iron gloves, you wonder how they float Theres a suit of armor eating scampi by your side When he lifts his visor theres nothing inside So you look for the scampi And you feel like a dwarf Yeah, a dwarf has some fun When theres no one tall to be compared with Thats what happens accidentally when youre on a train Everybodys made of glass, you can see right through their brains When the train goes underwater it gets Green and black as night Thats okay, cause someone turns on the light Then the fish all come round And they stare through the glass So its you in the bowl Cause theres no one else to be compared with
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