[Verse 1] Im too smart for my own good And no good at chess but Im invincible at cribbage Fifteen for two fifteen for four fifteen for six bitches Fifteen for eight fifteen for ten damn right Im winning Im winning Im too smart for my own good And too dumb to know that Im no good at lying Trying to be likable enough to be a believable liar Too scared to move an inch Im burning this high wire Highfire Want a double date with oxygen until the house burns down and ties up all our odds and ends We can blame it on our apathetic incompetence And hope they find a way to recycle our favorite item and When it comes to spelling I am such a disappointing person But if I have to I will spell it out for you in bubble letter cursive One day well be as dead as Earth is And cash in on a payday we said wed never flirt with Fulfilling eternal urges until we burst into nothingness Surrounded by constant buzzing I want to know what nothing is Experimenting with Nihilism for sport Where keeping scores of meaning is chore [Hook] Im too whatever for whatever Im too whatever for whatever Im too whatever for whatever Doing what I do and doing it forever [Verse 2] Im too skinny for my old clothes And so hiphop Ill never let em go You could pack up the past in a box and watch it burn But you dont cause it validates your genetic code Im never lost like a past life invented the roads I got directions to a happy place embedded in your soul that you will never know unless you get up and go Were walking on water trying to reinvent what we know Im too down to Earth to be a God And too fucking nice to get invited into purgatory Good thing Im not religious Mass murder bores me It has me crying in the corner like Im 20 purging a 40 Dont get caught Filet Mignon And wake up manana saltier than Edamane with no Sake bomb And I got my mind on my money and my money on my Ramen rhyming And Im too damn hungry to care what they have in common Im too materialistic to be a nudist [?] pretend to be an introvert and tell them [??] Then I got a beer in hand and abandon my ear These are the amazing and amusing musings of my rap career [Hook] x2 Im too whatever for whatever Im too whatever for whatever Im too whatever for whatever Doing what I do and doing it forever tuning out the weather [Outro] Im too whatever for whatever Im too whatever for whatever
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