[Verse 1] I dont need to reintroduce myself My name is Lunar, or Jake if you know me Im not resting till Im paid, listen closely This industry doesnt have what it takes to control me A newcomer with the brain of an OG Ill tell a lie while my hand is on the Bible Let God throw lightning bolts at me from the sky For the first time in my life Im not angry coz theres finally P in my back pocket like I sat in a urinal 007 in the hood with no weapons In some bloody clothes tending to my bullet holes prepping For my next mission, my success is destined to come You can tell Im the one coz Im second to none Fat girl twerked on me, made spoil my shorts Had to pay her to lie with me like my lawyer in court Toyed with the thought of not paying but I found a pound coin on the floor I bust my nut and then I point to the door Weak rappers tryna get me to collab on mixtapes But theyre not getting no features like a mannequins face Your whole teams fake, you split cash and get on stages With a bunch of Judases like youre battling Drake Another show done, another verse written Graft my arse off like a burn victim Pray on my downfall, keep wishing Ill stop Got the game in the missionary position, Im on top! Faded like your dads tribal tattoo from the 90s I remember when I was at school Tryna act cool in my handmedown jumper And my shiny black shoes, now I am that dude This is a cease and desist put the mic down Aint heard a rapper who can fuck with me in a while now Youd have more chance of getting Rihanna down the aisle In a white gown or tryna find out who sold smack to Amy Winehouse Bunch of snakes acting fraudulent fakes Never had the balls to be able to back the cause If you labels want me to take your offers, add some noughts to em Show me some numbers thatd make Carol Vorderman have an orgasm Giving a dog a smear test is the only way you could be a vet Youre weak on the mic, put it down like a fierce pet I aint down with posers and swag rap Ill strangle you with the strap on your Louis Vuitton handbag I dont wear a leather skirt and a Jesus piece Id rather rock a checkered shirt and jerry curls like Easy E And I dont care who Im offending when I speak The beat got em all nodding their head like they agree with me I dont censor shit, so what if theyre oversensitive? What they gonna do if I offend em? Maybe Ill get assassinated during a cypher session And die for my profession like the flight attendants on 911 [Verse 2] Litterman logo tippagang bozo Dick in hand, posing for an Instagram photo Sniffed a gram of coke, wrote this verse and then I passed out When they found me this beat was still playing in the background Floor covered in rat corpses and piss Sat back taking the last draw of my spliff My landlord came to my flat talking some shit So I pushed the fat bitch through a trap door in my fridge Slags that I grew up with talking bout what Im making Semifamous, balling in moderation Debauchery on my brain, skrawny and underweight Im immortal, were not the same, I was born in a toxic waste bin Bubbys deranged my evil and my conscious side Have gotta find some kind of compromise between wrong and right Asking every girl i see for head like i lost my mind This aint a race but i always feel the need to cross the line I got this far without following the protocol I see a lot of fake types acting like they broke the mould A lot of them are talking about a life that they dont know at all Theyll spend their career trying to catch up and wont evolve When I aint in the booth Ill be on stage till I get thrown off Or going off the head like Im getting bored of blowjobs Get off your soap box and practice what you preach I go out and get my own I dont tag along and leech I walk to my corner and give my opponents a rest Spit out my gum shield and see whether my coach is impressed Im just mad they keep ducking when Im throwing my left Coz my punches are going over their head Still winning came out swinging like a gay couple in an orgy Im not tryna be here struggling when im 40 Im grafting, I want money, a big house and a couple cars Tryna get a happy ending like a good massage
like, coz, tryna, vorderman, bubbys