[J.D.] A truck to a Texan Is just like his hat [BENNY] You dont feel complete If you aint got that [RONALD] A truck is a marker A part of the plan That says youre grown up That says youre a man [GREG] If you live in the North, you can drive a Sedan [JESUS] But if you live in Texas And you aint got no truck [CHRIS] Buddy, youre stuck [ALL MALE CONTESTANTS, DON] Buddy, youre stuck If I had this truck Id have a piece of the pie If I had this truck And a drop of good luck I might get by... [HEATHER] Daddy wished hed had a boy He raised me to be tough He and Mama always fought And when he had enough Hed grab his hat and coat And though I was only five Hed say, Come with me, little girl Im gonna teach you how to drive! And hed let the engine warm up And hed say, Your coach awaits! And hed lift me in that dusty truck With the rusty license plates There was no heat in the cab And four different kind of wheels And I thought, man Now I know how Cinderella feels! If I had this truck Id be okay on my own No more riding my bike Come and go as I like Just me alone [KELLI] If I had this truck Man, that would be hot! Id flip folks the bird As I peel out the lot! [NORMA] Oh, when I win this truck Ill give thanks to the Lord Til the day that I go To my proper reward! [JANIS] If you live in the South, you can drive an Accord [NORMA] But if you live in Texas And you aint got no truck Honey, youre stuck [ALL WOMEN CONTESTANTS] Honey, youre stuck [ALL CONTESTANTS, DON] If I had this truck Id have a piece of the pie [KELLI, NORMA, GREG, RONALD] If I had this truck [KELLI, NORMA, CHRIS, GREG, RONALD, JESUS] Id hold my head up high! [BENNY] No, I wont leave til I win! [GREG] And my life can begin! [HEATHER] Sweet Jesus, I hate my Schwinn! [NORMA] I know to covets a sin... [ALL CONTESTANTS, DON] But picture me drivin in My brand new truck! My brand new truck... [RONALD] Car dont make money Truck make money
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