Well Im lying in this hospital bed I should have had an operation but Im waiting here instead The floors dirty and the paint is peeling And theres piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling My chest pain is getting worse And I really need a bypass but the Philippino nurse Says that its all Tony Blairs fault because he let The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt And hes holding up my bypass Whooooahh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whooooahh And I really need a bypass Ohhhhh Or I think Im gonna die boss I think Im gonna die Oh shit Tony cant afford the NHS no more Cause hes paying for the Olympics and another bloody war And I wouldnt say Im an expert in political anthropology But unless he starts investing Im gonna have a coronary Cause my heart is getting worse each day And the only thing theyve given me is MRSA Cause theres nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out And its not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out And hes holding up my bypass Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Oooohhh And I really need a bypass Whoaaahhhh Or I think Im gonna die boss I think Im gonna die Were all gonna die a painful death Theres nothing left of the NHS Were all gonna die a painful death Theres nothing left of the NHS Were all gonna die a painful death Theres nothing left of the NHS Were all gonna die a painful death Theres nothing left of the NHS Were all gonna die a painful death Theres nothing left And hes holding up my bypass Whoaaahhhh Tony Blair is having a top laugh Whoaaahhhh And I really need a bypass Whoaaahhhh Or I think Im gonna die boss I think Im gonna . .
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