[Verse 1] I wish youd known me when I was alive I was a funny feller The crowd would hoot and holler for more I wore a drunks red nose for applause Oh yes I was a comical priest With a joke for the flock and a hand up your fleece Drooling the drink and the lipstick and greasepaint Down the cardboard front of my dirty dogcollar [Chorus] Now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead And Im going on to meet my reward I was scared, I was scared, I was scared, I was scared He might have never heard Gods comic [Verse 2] So there he was on a waterbed Drinking a cola of a mystery brand Reading an airport novelette Listening to Andrew LloydWebbers Requiem He said, before it had really begun I prefer the one about my son Ive been wading through all this unbelievable junk And wondering if I should have given the world to the monkeys [Chorus] Now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead And Im going on to meet my reward I was scared, I was scared, I was scared, I was scared He might have never heard Gods comic [Bridge] Im going to take a little trip down Paradises endless shores They say that travel broadens the mind Till you cant get your head out of doors [Verse 3] Im sitting here on the top of the world I hang around in the longest night Until each beast has gone to bed and then I say God bless and put out the light While you lie in the dark, afraid to breathe And you beg and you promise Bargain and you plead Sometimes you confuse me with Santa Claus Its the big white beard I suppose Im going up to the pole, where you folks die of cold I might be gone for a while if you need me [Chorus] Now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead, now Im dead And youre all going on to meet your reward Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? Are you scared? You might have never heard Gods comic
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