[Round 1 Tricky P] Big ups to N.Y.! This division is straight heat But how come this lame geeks always makin some gay speech? Like, You think you can face ME!? Spelling Bee Champion in Grade 3!? Captain of the great Penn State debate team!? You need to get knocked out Ill pee in your moms mouth Cause knobslobbin snobs like you are the reason I dropped out He battles using words like eriudite Then wonders why nobody in the areas hype And no one cares if you write with literary devices You little arrogant white fuckin stereotype! Yo, yo, only thing we got in common is our level of melanin You crash dorm parties with your friends that are celibate And start sending in messages to the residence President Like, Yes sir, Your Excellence, were collecting the evidence! And I know you wanted PH to put you versus a bigger name But Im just the evidence you got murdered by DNA! [Round 1 Rone] Yo, the guy in the blue, had never been in the hood Hes the one, two wreck And after Im finished with you, your crew next Silence Nobody? Alright Yo, from the feedback it seems that I need to slow what I rhyme bout Theyre claiming Im aiming over peoples heads Well, hows right between his eyes sound!? So fuck speaking in highbrow, you better leave for the high ground Hide out, lie down and just die now See, I had verses with D, but he won the crowd And he still needed a bomb threat to bump me down So if you think that YOU can pass ME at rapping, its on But you better be strapped with an actual bomb! You think that Tricky P is tricking me? Tricky, please When I spit swifter, shits sicker with slicker trickery Its Halloween, so mama, she wanted to trickortreat So I showed my Snickers treat and watched the bitch trick for free This cats basic, getting castrated for talking shit to me So try to tinkle without a pickle, now thats a tricky pee! But he said, Aboot my raps, have any suggestions? I said, What the hell is that? A fucking trick question? You neednt be this savvy to see that he spits badly I should be singing Im A Thug because I feel like Trick daddy! Shit, even my little cousin can write better shit than you Like, Tricky P, what does that stand for? Tricky Poop? [Round 2 Tricky P] Kay, they might like your flow, but it aint that impressive You sound like a little kid whos playing Detective I gotta say, its an awfully tough swagger To stand straight and stick out your jaw like the Nutcracker! Yo, yo, were getting grisly, its a New York Halloween This bitch is prissy, hes a New York drama queen Of every spitter in the New York battle scene Youre the only fag who reads New Yorker Magazine! I wont stop til youre in the past and gone Like ancient Babylon, or the Mastodons Its a fact, with the rap, you aint half as strong Like Iran, were about to see an Adam bomb! Ill keep it going with the frees To show you that Im dope with the frees, indeed Yo, you go to Penn State, and never get to leave You stay in class all day, its like a state penitentiary Bitch, Im free, thats the difference I rap with persistence Im slashin this bitch in half of a minute Gotta show you right now that Pat is the sickest Like a mathematician when I smash the rhythm Youre a...little bitch, little homo And you got no flow, so Im going loco Im the type to wear a Polo...but still outshow you You a faggot like the dudes who live out in SoHo TIME! [Round 2 Rone] Yo, youre FUCKED, Tricky Patrick, without a lick of foreplay Imma ruin your day because Im feeling short changed I wanted to battle a beast, this couldnt be more lame I was hungry for steak they gave me orange sorbet! This isnt a good look for me, battling his ass But I was hungry for blood, even if its this bad So Imma eat you alive like the Gingerbread Man And I wont stop chomping until this gingers dead man Im like a fucking pastry chef, believe Im getting into that Cause I can make a ginger bend and I can make a ginger snap! So FUCK whatever family members you thought you were loyal to Cause theyre going off the cliff with you, yelling ODoyle rules! Yo, an unfunny redheaded bitch with jokes that are badly written Who are you supposed to be for Halloween, little girl? Kathy Griffin? Yo, I would never buy your stock cause it seems you lie a lot Like claiming your rhymes are hot because youre a firecrotch And playing Patty Cakes with get Pat erased, so dont doubt that Cause I need just a couple seconds to have you down, Pat You messed up seeking a fight when you came to tour the States And our health care is not free...so youll pay for your mistakes [Round 3 Tricky P] Hes not a real MC, I asked him his top 3 And hes like, Socrates, Plato, and one day, perhaps me. Man, no wonder kid is gettin loads of haters His style is more pretentious than an episode of Frasier! Ill launch this great debater past the Equator Makin an 80acre crater in a glacier in the Himalayas! Yo, youre NOT as dope as Tricky P I DROP my flow consistently Lets get this straight you got a body mold for Little League Voice as low as MiniMe You watch the show Felicity Im thinkin Rones short for Testosterone Deficiency! Hes been doin all he can to change his physical frame Liftin 5pound weights til hes twitchin in pain Laying spraying and drained with his ligaments sprained But hey, its okay Rone wasnt built in a day! Ill hack him! Ill cleave him! Ill slash him! Ill bleed him! Ill grab your heart and eat it like the Last of the Mohicans! Its Pat Stevens, a rap demon You cant beat him! This wack weakling is past needing a fast beating! FUCK Macaulay Culkin! Ill stomp him with brute force Shoulda stayed home alone...now you lost in New York! [Round 3 Rone] Yo, ahh, these Canadians, say ah Say Fuck Grind Time without an American kid in the place Well say that shit to my face and watch this bitch get erased Or theyll say, Hip hops not dead it lives in the north Which epitomizes corny son, mission abort If he lives in the north, that bitch is a dwarf And the neighborhood kids light shit on his porch Philly, Philly, Philly! Believe me, we go harder Ive been had beef with Toronto, this is for Joe Carter And you suck at battling, believe me, buddy Almost as much as your country...sucks at being a country Any nation in the world for a fact could steal your cookies But does Canada care? Nah, youre just happy being pussies And him battling in Grind Time is like trying to get an MBA in the 11th grade Or like Lisa Leslie going the NBA like, Can we play? No Lisa, you cant play. Yo, Mr. T isnt me, I dont pity fools Ill belittle you and ridicule down to the minuscule Just for fucking fun, I will have you as my whipping mule I will even pop your buzz like a fat kid on an inner tube The high school bully had to pound the kid from middle school You cant swim in our league, now back to the kiddie pool
tricky, rone, yo, like, pat