As she rode in the car behind a black limousine She thought about the man she knows since she was seventeen She was glad he was gone and soon she would forget She was married to the dullest man she had ever met He never was the kind of man she wanted him to be They never had that big white house or raised a family And she called him Mr. Peepers just a shy quite man She never took time to believe in him or try to understand And as she gave his dying soul to the preacher man to save One by one the crowd began to gather around his grave 44 weeping stewardesses with children kneeling down And each one looked just like the man they were laying in ground Twentythree fashion models and a girl he called his niece With a disco dancing trophy in the name of deceased Seventeen playboy bunnies and his next door neighbors wife They say she caused his heart to quit the night he lost his life Old Spencer Brown from a secret rendezvous She came to say goodbye to the only man she ever knew And she called him Mr. Peepers just a shy quite man She never took time to believe in him or try to understand And as she gave his dying soul to the preacher man to save One by one the crowd began to gather around his grave 44 weeping stewardesses with children kneeling down And each one looked just like the man they were laying in ground Twentythree fashion models and a girl he called his niece With a disco dancing trophy in the name of deceased Seventeen playboy bunnies and she called him Mr. Peepers And she thought he was dull he had a closet big as a warehouse And they all came out 22 secretaries 13 cocktail waitresses One disc jockey a broadcast personality Two truck drivers and Im gonna tell you Those were ugliest two women you ever laid your eyes on Dull friends is in the eye of the beholder Mr. Peepers was anything but dull
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