[Verse 1] Its Friday night on the streets of L.A Im goin out, been hangin round the house all day So i take me a shower, dress like a big daddy Stop at the Arco, put some gas in my Caddy Armor on my wheels, shine up my Daytons Check my 12gauge, I see jackers just waitin Got in my car, rolled up the tinted glass Looked for my Zapp tape to pop in my dash Cant find it, forget it, went under my seat Found my old fired tape of the song Knee Deep So I popped it in, then I pumped it up Love hearin Funk because Disco sucks Body got chills when the basses started poundin I took off because Im goin to town, and Wont be back til mornin, dont have to go to school Better get ready Im finna act a fool [Verse 2] Now Im on the move, got a grand in my pocket Reached for my phone, plugged it in the socket Heard the dial tone, so I dialed up Aladdin He answered the phone and said Whats up? I said Whats happenin He said, Where you been? I been tryin to get in touch The partys in Watts, I said, I dont give a fuck If you wanna go, just wear neutral colors If anybody asks you, just tell em youre my brother Stopped at the store to buy me a Cisco A 40 ounce and some crackers by Nabisco A pack of Dentyne and I pulled out a 10 And said, Fuck it, Super Socco and gin Im finna act a fool [Verse 3] Now Im drivin down Compton on my way to get Aladdin Feelin like a pimp till my tape started draggin Its a old tape anyway, it aint no thing Pulled it out and slapped in Dana Dane Got to Aladdins house and I honked my horn He said, When we comin back? I said, 6 n tha morn So he got in the car, lookin halfdead So I gave him my Cisco and took the 40 to the head Now Im feelin tipsy, and Im headed for Watts But wait, what do I see sittin at the bus stop? Sexy Susanna, had a butt that kills Pretty long hair, but they say its not real Aladdin yelled You fake tramp! She threw a rock in my glass So I got out my car and dropkicked her ass I checked out my window, everything was cool She was lucky I was nice and I didnt act a fool [Verse 4] We finally arrived at the party, drunk as a jerk Got out my car, pressed the clip so the alarm would chirp After that we made our way, I tried not to fall Couldnt walk a straight line if they let me crawl Got to the door, and what spots my eye? My homeboy Mr. Prince, and hes smokin some Thai So I stumbled his way and said, Hey, pass the J I took a hit then a hit from my mouth spray This girl asked me to dance, but I told the hoe no Cause she was on my tip cause of my big gold rope But it seems she got offended thats splendid Before she starts somethin, I just slap her and end it Cause I feel like a gangster, and I just dont care About a girl with fake drag, fake eyes, fake hair Fake clothes, fake nails and all that fake jewelry All she wanna do is tell her friends that she screwed me I get nutty, act a fool when I want to Run up when Im drunk and I just might pump you Take your car, your wife, keep talkin, your life Beat you down like a cluck and have you smokin the pipe You know why? Cause Im cool Well, kill me! Shoot me, muthafucka! gunshots Pieyow! Ah shit! I gotcha Oh goddamn
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