[Intro] If I could afford it Me and you would dance all the time [Hook] If I could afford it Me and you would dance all the time But somebodys gonna check my piss And I dont want a background check Not for a place like this [Verse 1] My legs are at a standstill Cause I really cant afford to pay my dance bill They had one price written on the handbill And then they drop these other charges like an anvil My income bracket only parties at the landfills I cant afford to pay the cover to an anthill Cant pay my dance bill I cant afford the street car And my coverage area is only three bars Theres only three bars that means no reception I cant afford to make a better love connection Credit rejected Credit rejected Credit rejected Credit rejected [Verse 2] Back in my college days I was foolish with my money in a lot of ways I was dancing in McDonalds on the holidays Getting barbecue sauce on my Wallabees Treating ladies to grilled chicken, extra Hollandaise Now I dont wanna pay to dance cause Im older now And I dont have twelve dollars for a Lwenbru Id rather cop a six of Rolling Rock and go to town Ill just stay home for now [Bridge] you know its just just economics Its just mathematics You cant be mad at the numbers, I mean You know, you have to compare Its like a thousand dollars for a drink versus uh, two dollars [Verse 3] I try to pay it on time But the automated systems always offline Wasting my talk time Now Im in this long line Took a number waiting for the place to call mine Ive been here all night They told me shake your money maker That shit costs money too They told me shake your money maker That shit costs money too They told me shake your money maker That shit costs money too They told me shake your money maker That shit costs money too [Hook] If I could afford it Me and you would dance all the time But somebodys gonna to check my piss And I dont want a background check Not for a place like this Not for a place like this
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