Wizard needs food, badly I know that youre probably mad at me Ive come to expect that You know that youll never have all of me Youve come to resent that You say tomato, I say video games Youre acting so solemn Youll take the precious remote control from me Do I sound like Gollum? Not that Im escaping You charm me like the flame does moths Its just that youd prefer me docile Like a narcoleptic sloth The wizard needs food badly The Voltron cant be incomplete The things I love, you hate so madly I must not go down in defeat In the huntergatherer societies Id bring home the bacon Public thought says men should try and be tame Stirred but not shaken I say baseball then you start to cry Im sorry I grieve you I think a motorcycles a good way to die This must bereave you I know that you try so hard And Im not saying its a sin Its just that they dont feel my pain In Vogue or Cosmopolitan And Im sure you have your reasons But listen to me please... I want the G.I. Joe with the KungFu action grip I want Nintendo with the extragraphicsmicrochip Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain I want a truck with the four wheel drive train Youd rather see me get good at bookkeepping I could clean house in the time that Im not sleeping I live to serve you, and I dont want to be rude But you should see that the wizard needs food Wizard is about to die
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