Because Im tired of maturity, airport insecurity Runnin from the Thought Police, fightin with the gobetweens Hold up, let me steal a breath Cause were dealin with identity theft You need an education I dont see why I got to You need a good degree As to assimilate So little time, so much to be bored by If no one trod along Harvard lawn, no oned make a nuclear bomb They dont teach you how to care, empathisin if you dare Euthanize your sense of fair play, better to obey No child is free, oh, why, its queasy to see Is that an elementary or a penitentary Huh, geez, get off my back Beat it, take it to town, man Idiots go to college to get dumbed down Ooh, it leaves you bereft Ooh, identity theft I may be wrong, I dont know why I may be wrong, but Ill try Because Im sick of the insanity, watchin horny manatee Feelin like a libertine, dealin with the death machine Hold em up, its a street arrest And were dealin with identity theft You need a publication I dont see why I got to You need a press release As to assimilate Journofascist profiteers, pornotastic pioneers Bonbonbastic puppeteers, get away from me How can you write what we read, that aint my reality You disabuse humanity, humility and fealty Oh, you guess you got an edge Hiding your hedge from the feds Puttin down the little veg Ignorance is a right, not a privilege Im finished, done, and had it And while you fucks are at it As far as Im concerned, Plutos still a planet Ooh, you die a quick death Ooh, identity theft I may be wrong, I dont know why I may be wrong, but Ill try Because Im sick of all the sabotage, wheres my female entourage Lookin for some kind of closure, all Im findin is Ray Bolger Hold up, hell yeah, Ill confess Cause were dealin with identity theft You need an occupation I dont see why I got to You need a boss to please Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, youre late Yakety yak, dont look whack, Nellie, youre a heart attack Murder, murder, on the wall, whos the butchest one of all Whered you get that vegan dress, a flea market Oops, I forgot, you design for Target Shun violence and religion, dont ever play with nuns But I punched a man on Broadway just to watch him cry Every guy I went to try said I fight him but I cant think why Bent unhinged and singed I cringe to watch the main event But in the end, theres no success like revenge Ooh, it leaves you bereft Ooh, identity theft I may be wrong, I dont know why I may be wrong, but Ill try Because Im tired of hypocrisy, is it them or is it me If Jesus Christ is left in ruin, Satan, buddy, how you doin Hold em up, its a street arrest And were dealin with identity theft Because Im tired of being sweet and nice Fuck you once and fuck you twice Show your passport, get that stamp Funny like a nazi camp Hold em up, hell yeah, Ill confess Cause were dealin with identity theft
theft, identity, dealin, blah, ooh