Now I never tried much to be a lesser size But since twentyfive I can sure testify Its hard to stay slim without some exercise But gym memberships costly I guess if I walk instead of drive Im off to a good start Speed it up to a jog, you want a good heart And I try to stay cautious with my sauces I dont even get close to these pastas Eating organic, please dont look at what the cost is Im trimming inches and Im cutting losses You know it hurts, dinner with no dessert And a bag lunch every day I go to work Watching all my portions And in yoga class doing these contortions Twice a week, maybe more Since Im getting addicted to endorphins And expensive lotions for dealing with my poor skin And a loofah, gotta exfoliate Gotta detox, last week I only ate kale and flaxseeds Dont ask me, it was on a blog So its not a fraud, it cant be I stack these recipes for quinoa and snap peas This is lowsodium, but is it fatfree? Now Im running more than your whole track meet Got a tandem bike, weights in the back seat And its like Ill be so lean with protein Im happy with turkey and egg whites only And whats that? is that meat? No, dude, its tofu, its soybeans I go through like a pack a day With some garlic, Ive got enzymes to activate So true, follow that up with some juicing And dont ever touch gluten! Its so hard to leave behind the hooch Is it even too much when Im hitting the kombuch? Im so stressed taking care of myself But its all for the good of my health Right?
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