Ferryboat Bill, wont you please come home? You know your wife has married a midgets son And thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo Ferryboat Bill, wont you please come home? You know your wife has married a midgets son You know your wife has married a midgets son And thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo Ferryboat Bill, wont you please come home? You know your wife has married a midgets son And thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Thats the short and long of it Doo, doo, doo Doo, doo, doo
doo, short, long, thats, midget