[Hook] Is this a love song Is this a hate song Is this a record that youd like to be number 1 Love and apathy Its kinda bittersweet But if you can relate then put this song on repeat La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala [Verse] Hi Dad, Its me youre first and favorite son You know the first one that didnt get your first name and I wasnt the chosen one But, Besides me being a sarcastic satirical asshole You should know that well Im an emotional bastard Well, Im not really a bastard, You just suck at being a dad And I Hope you freeze in hell, You and all of your lying cash I meant your lawyer cash, you self proclaimed pastor You serve the lord as a lier , Wow youre such a great actor And the award for biggest mistake goes to Mr.ChrisO So tell us Chris , hows it feel to be damn near disowned Well um, Im gonna be a famous rapper Ill be paid for flippin my flapper On stage with a few hot dancers with Caesars like amber, no cancer And i hope my dad gets a glancer Maybe hell be a believer, or come to life in a cold sweat From a dream he thought would decisive me Im almost 21 and its almost said done But by that time I hope that i can still be daddys 1 [Hook] Is this a love song Is this a hate song Is this a record that youd like to be number 1 Love and apathy Its kinda bittersweet But if you can relate then put this song on repeat La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala [Verse 2] Bet you didnt think of this when you were being so prudent Remember those middle school days when i sucked at being a student Remember that Christmas when you got my younger sister a poodle But ChrisO couldnt get his sneakers because you were trying to be frugal Now lets fastforward to high school where i had a little struggle Okay it was a big struggle , but keep it down the freshmans might chuckle Youre illustrious words , you graduate you get a Mac But , band bring in the loser horns for my loser dad My dads been selling dreams since i was just a lad. Just a lad Cant wait for you to hear this youll be fucking mad. Fucking mad And Finally well have something in common dad. Common dad And Finally well have something in common dad [Hook] Is this a love song Is this a hate song Is this a record that youd like to be number 1 Love and apathy.Its kinda bittersweet But if you can relate then put this song on repeat La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala La La La, Lalala
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