Yardsticks are pathetic 12 inches per foot 2 pints per quart Why dont we make it easy? The English system of measurement must be laid to history We can use units of 10 and convert with ease Just like all the other countries I am in command yes I am taking a stand From this disease we must be free! Good God! You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity While Im intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a deciliter with me We want metrics, we want them now! We know we can win! I weigh 170 pounds, thats 90 kilograms See metrics can even make you thin Yardsticks are pathetic All cool things are in metrics For example, heres just one I got my nine, well thats 9 millimeters Sounds cooler then my .3 something inches gun! The powerful, if nonexistent they Will call me communist or call me scum But its worth it Canadians will think were smart At least theyll think we are not as dumb The revolutions here We must overcome at last As we symbolically stick their 12 inch foot up their antiquated ass guitar! You are drunk with your tradition that has no validity While Im intoxicated with smarts and metrics Come drink a deciliter with me We want metrics, we want them now! We know we can win! I weigh 170 pounds, thats 90 kilograms See metrics can even make you thin
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