My account is overdrawn, my car slid down the hill Im givin up, Ive got no more to give My beagle bit the vet, and my daughters on the pill And my fiscus plant has lost its will to live I owe Master Charge my life, Ive got adolescent skin My doctor says I cant use any salt My waist is getting thick, but my hair is getting thin And my house is on the San Andreas Fault I need your help, Barry Manilow Im miserable and I dont know what to do Sing me a song, sing it sad and low No one knows how to suffer quite like you My shrink is out of town, my love life is a joke My exwife sold my diary to Rona All my ashtrays are overflowed, and I dont even smoke And my sinuses came back from Arizona Hello, Mandy? Its me Im here at the Copa You know, the Copacabana I know I dont write the songs that make the whole world sing but I do know one thing, Mandy I cant smile without you Forget Lola Remember that weekend in New England? I thought then that This could be the magic at last Now here I am Tryin to get the feelin again You might also likeI need your help, Barry Manilow Im all alone and sitting on a shelf Sing me a song, sing it sad and low I feel like feeling sorry for myself I need your help, Barry Manilow Your songs can really comfort the unlucky Sing me a song, sing it sad and low I wish I didnt have to feel so yucky I wish I didnt have to feel So yucky
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