[Verse 1] I watch my yellow cat Invade my red cat in the yard The feline war has raged for years So I assume itd be too hard For me to drive my foot between them I would never risk the scratch Just to prove to one or both of them A cat is just a cat [Verse 2] Again I watch my cousin Greg Watch MTV inside his home He makes fun of the hip hop videos From the couch he rides alone Snug in the cushion of his cackling He forgets his living doubt He has relied on this for years You will not yank the carpet out No, no [Chorus] These are my friends This is who they have been For always These are my days This is how they stay Hey, hey Hey, hey [Verse 3] Okay check this out I watch this dude Each night, same table He creates and crumples up His eyes are wide From sipping endlessly His endless coffee cup He feeds me quotes That lonely goat I watch him grazing by himself I will not stop him when he rambles Im becoming one myself [Verse 4] Lou is bugged Shot up with drugs Sweats this bird he hardly knows All that he wants Is to see someone he respects Without their clothes So like some hybrid motherlover Shed soothe and heal his wounds And kiss them dying ears so softly That the reaper stops to swoon Oh, please [Chorus] These are my friends This is who they have been For always These are my days This is how they stay Hey, hey These are my friends This is who they remain forever This is how we stay Hey, hey Hey, hey [Bridge] Ahhwwww shit! I watch my yellow cat, heyhey I watch my yellow cat I watch my yellow cat, heyhey I watch my yellow cat [Verse 5] I watch my neighbors son Play with his shotgun in the street I think Ill blaze all day And marvel at the mass of food I eat Its strange, Im skinny when Im standing But Im Buddha when I sit And if Im truly so enlightened Whyd I waste your time on it [Verse 6] As I look back at countless crossroads And the middle where I stay Right up the beaten path to boredom Where the fakest fucks get laid By the fauxfinest fines Its been that way God damn you, how you stay With every scummy, crummy hour Of the scummy, crummy day Heyhey! [ChorusOutro] These are my friends This is who they have been For always These are my days This is how they stay Hey, hey These are my friends This is who they remain forever This is how we stay Hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey
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