Armed with a whip and a fucking stake Im gonna find Count Dracula and seal his fate With a one, two, three Hahaha Annihilating zombies on my way to the gate Its Simon Belmont, the vampire slaughterer Equipped with holy water and I got enough for all of ya Im calling you out, taking you down Killing you again, putting you back in the ground Im not fucking around, Ill throw a knife in your face Im gonna kick your ass all over the place Its a disgrace and you know that Im coming Even though in the next game Ill be replaced Uh, whoops. I dont know that yet But Im the illest fucking cracker that youve ever met Get it? That shit is funny Now Im gonna wreck your castle and take all your money Im gonna take you down! Im gonna take you, put your pale ass in the ground, Im coming! All this talk is getting on my nerves Ill make you eat your words, then Ill eat you for dessert Youll never defeat a godlike beast as I I will make you cry Youre brave, Mr. Belmont, but youre still a fool To think the Prince of Darkness less than cruel Never underestimate the pain in my heart Ill strike you down, and send you back to the start Going down to Castlevania Test me and Ill tear you apart Going down to Castlevania Gonna put this stake inside your Simon Belmont, in the house Gonna tear you apart from the inside out Fight off the monsters and make it to the room Where youre gonna meet your doom Gonna break it down, gonna stake you now Gonna smash you apart like the Trade Towers Gonna go to town, show you who wears the crown You and me, going round and round Dont make me laugh! Fuck all that bullshit, Im coming to get you Youre gonna wish that Id never have met you So put your neck in my hand, motherfucker Im taking over this land, motherfucker Its going down, bitch, get ready for war As I put my foot through your fucking door Hahaha Yeah Im gonna get you, bitch! Youre going to have to catch me I told you before not to fucking test me You have just made the biggest mistake of your life Is that right? You will die tonight Look its been a long day and Im wearing down Get your ass over here, and lets finish this now You think you can defeat me? Please Youre weak in the knees, come taste my disease Take this knife to the face! Not my beautiful face! Your days of destruction will soon be erased Lets face it, youre falling apart How about this stake to the heart? Im going to bite you! Oww! Fucker! Were family now Youre forgetting one thing, Count Chocula I just put my stake in you Yeah, ha ha Simon Belmont, bitch Take that shit, Dracula Fucker
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