[Intro] guitar melody opening [Verse 1] Down [?] was a hanging at the brooksville rodeo When we left our worn out camping chairs to see more of the show We saw a topless woman, she had a real nice pair When we got back some dumbass stole our worn out camping chairs [Chorus] Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass Youre grade A, number one, qualified first class Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass And youll be one all your dumbass life [Verse 2] My wife and I were in a bar, just the other night Two rednecks started arguing, got into a fight The police came and said, now cool it you inbreds But, they didnt, so the popo cracked them on their dumbass heads [Chorus] Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass Youre grade A, number one, qualified first class Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass And youll be one all your dumbass life guitar solo [Verse 3] I saw a girl texting while she drove her little car She was driving fast and steering with her knees spread real far She never even saw it when she hit that concrete pole Now shes texting up in heaven with some other dumb assholes [Chorus] Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass Youre grade A, number one, qualified first class Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass And youll be one all your dumbass life [Verse 4] A blue hair geezer stopped me in the parking lot today Said my dogs cant be locked up, in my truck that away I stared at the nosey old bag, like she was a big moron I said you dumbass cant you see the air conditioners on? [Outro] Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass Youre grade A, number one, qualified first class Youre a dumbass, youre a dumbass And youll be one all your dumbass life Whisper you dumbass
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