[Verse 1] Its college time again Septembers almost here Im hanging with freshman girls Frat party, kegs of beer I see a girl Im wanting Mixer at Delta Chi We take some Oxycontin Dave Matthews, getting high And then as I undress her And start my stimulus She says, But wait, professor This wasnt on the syllabus [Hook 1] Im the bad professor Im the bad professor A tenured titty caresser Im a bad, bad man Find the pocket on em [Verse 2] Tutor her in my apartment Turns into a slow dance Hey, baby, whats your minor? Got your major in my pants I love her student body She wants a better grade I say, If you roll over, Ill throw in financial aid I hope you boned up for your midterm If you want, I can help you cram Dont give a shit about the essay test So lets skip it and get to the oral exam [Hook 2] Im the bad professor Thats a blowjob reference Im a bad professor Your moneys on the dresser Im a bad, bad man [Outro] Im in ?Monchey? We really found the pocket on that one man I dont even know what that means Thats musician talk
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