I got a Spiderman tshirt I got Converse that are rotting off my feet I got a bad mustache A recurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man its good to be a geek Well its good to be a geek Its good to be a creep Its good to draw my pictures That no one will ever see Its good to be a geek Its good to be unknown Its good Im never waiting Right beside the telephone Cause no one ever... I play Dungeons and Dragons I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief Got seven hit die on my backstab Sometimes you know its good to be a geek Its good to be a geek Its good to play the freak Its good to comb my mullet once every other week As far as I can see Its good to play the Wii Then stay up painting miniatures til its 2 or 3 Cause no one ever... Someday Ill learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill er up and kiss my ass Im addicted to Star Trek Im a Klingonspeaking Federation freak I find Im more inclined To spend the bulk of my time On the Starship Enterprise Than talking to girls that I meet Well Ill never get the girl But I like to be alone Cause I can always masturbate when theres no one home Its good to have a plan Its good to be the man Its good to download porno from a website in Japan Cause no one ever... Someday Ill learn to play guitar Start up a band and be a star And when you wind up pumping gas Just fill er up and kiss my ass Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie Tenth grade is when I got the Indian burn Four years of continuous wedgies Wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn Someday Ill buy a fancy condo Someday Ill drive a car thats more than your house Someday youll kiss my ass Its good to make some noise Its good to scream aloud Its good to feel immortal Like your last name is McCloud Its good to be a geek Its good to be unseen Its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen Its good to be a geek! Its good to be the man! Its good to download porno from a website in Japan! Its good to be a geek! Its good to be unknown! Its good Im never waiting right beside the telephone! Cause no one ever... I got a bad mustache A reccurring rash And not a lot of cash I spend it on my stash Man its good to be a geek You know I dont intend To look like Boba Fett I got my Holland set Although it makes me sweat Man its good to be a geek!
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