She was saving herself for marriage But she just wanted to be loved for a night With a knife I stabbed a vagina into her torso Hello? I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off I said I carved a smiley face into her and made it suck me off What, who is this? No amount of pity will bring her back She hands me the scalpel and whispers life goes on She lays down on the embalming table and says, just relax and cut After dad left Jesus was the only man mom wanted in her life Shed curl my hair, paint my nails and put makeup on me Shed even make me wear lacy petticoats under my dresses Hello? It started when I cut holes in a stray cat. Then it was the torso of the neighbors dog Sir, I dont find this funny. And if you call me again, I will be notifying the authorities She holds me close and asks, Is there anything else? I unsheathe the knife and say, Yes, there is I didnt lose my virginity till I fucked the holes I cut into mommy What we cant practice? Well Roan Toan and I just drove a total of three and half hours to be here today so maybe we can find a compromise all we ask is for an hour itll be just enough time to tighten up some new shit as well as run through the set a few times BUT NO! Your refusal to hear me out was your way of saying to go fuck myself and thats how you got this song written about you GO CHOKE ON ONE!
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