[Verse 1] The Count has an eye on his ankle And lives in a horrible place He wants all your money Hes never at all funny He wants to remove your face And you might be thinking, what a romp this is But wait til you meet his accomplices When you see Count Olaf Youre suddenly full of Disgust and despair and dismay [PreChorus] In the whole of the soul Of Count Olaf theres no love When you see Count Olaf, count to zero Then scream and run away! Scream, scream, scream and run away [Chorus] Run, run, run, run, run, run, run Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Run, run, run, run, run, run, run Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die [Verse 2] Two women with powdered white faces And one longnosed bald man with warts Things worsen and worsen Theres a hookhanded person And others with nastier parts This evil and unpleasant crew Complete Count Olafs acting troupe The goal of Count Olaf is getting control of The fortunes of urchins and orphans, hooray [PreChorus] I mean, horrors, Count Olaf Is no laughing matter When you see Count Olaf, count to zero Then scream and run away! Scream, scream, scream and run away [Chorus] Run, run, run, run, run, run, run Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die Run, run, run, run, run, run, run Or die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die, die
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