[Verse 1] Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke The punchline before they have told the joke Plenty of desperation to be seen Staring at the television screen Theyve sped up to the point where they provoke You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke Well sorry, sunshine, it doesnt exist It wasnt in the Top 100 list [Chorus] And its the thousandth time that its even bolder Dont be surprised when you get bent over They told you, but you were dying for it [PostChorus] She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasnt what it seemed The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means [Verse 2] Another variation on a theme A tangle on the television and the magazine Dyou reckon that they do it for a joke? Dyou reckon that they make em take an oath That says that We are defenders of any poser Or professional pretender around [Chorus] And when did your list replace the twist and turn Like a fist replaced a kiss? Dont concern us with your bollocks, I dont want your prayer Save it for the morning after [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] And its the thousandth time that its even bolder Dont be surprised when you get bent over They told you, but you were gagging for it [Bridge] Lets have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and youre getting thicker Lets have a game on the teddy picker Not quick enough, can I have it quicker? Already thick and youre getting thicker [Outro] Presuming that all things are equal Whod want to be men of the people When theres people like you?
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