Well you light up my world like nobody else Youre the sexiest girl in the town But if you thought this was going to be a One Direction song Well Im sorry to let you down Well youre beautiful and you dont need to hear that from Harry Styles Its obvious to all the world But youve got class and youve got style, theres a beauty in your smile And I want to compliment the way you look, girl... With a perfect figure, curves in all the right places When you walk down the street all the guys turn their faces Youve got long flowing hair, natural colour to the roots Tell me your secret, what conditioner do you use? Now I should probably be more specific maybe Its not fair to sing a song to you about a generic lady And just spout platitudes and compliments about features you dont have Youre a man, you dont have boobs you have pecs and abs probably So Ill try and convert my song to be a little bit more manly, so you can feel like its more about you But the all the subliminal messages that pop songs send out to women, Ill try to make sure that they still get through And in the spirit of masculinity, I felt that being subtle would be inherently wrong So Ill be blunt, Ill be honest, and I promise I wont put any more subtext into this song Take your shirt off, let the ladies have a smile Youre a sexy guy why dont you show it once in a while If anything its empowering to stand on stage naked Didnt anybody tell you thats the only way youll ever make it? Im sorry, I really didnt mean to make you uncomfortable This song was written hoping thered be a really fit girl in the front row And shed put her hand up, Id sing my song, it would be really romantic But unfortunately you were just too keen when you put your hand up Now it would look unprofessional to stop being a musician I have to fill more time before the judges decision So you just stand there on the stage and stay still If I think of something Ill come back to you I promise I will In the meantime Im just gonna sing to the audience And smile and pretend I havent noticed the awkwardness Hes regretting volunteering now, but hes scared of budging Hes just standing there where you can all just silently judge him Now all the men tonight should probably take heed of this example Because the content of our popular music can sometimes be harmful When I say those things to a bloke we can all laugh because its funny If I sang this song about a woman Id probably make loads of money How does it feel to be so publicly exposed? Just thank your lucky stars I didnt actually make you take off your clothes And this just shows a part of a problem that this song cant rectify At least now you know how it feels... to be objectified
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