[Intro] Ah yeah, its Halloween motherbleepers AKA All Hallows Eve, where my witches at? [Verse 1] Let me start it off with a stone cold fact You dont love Halloween then youre gonna get smacked We take this day serious cause were good at it, yo Its a magical experience we will never outgrow I got Snickers, Goobers spilling out of my sack I eat more candy than a pimp smokes crack Im a chocolate junky, and youre my supplier Junior Mints and KitKats are what I require You better be ready, when you get home from work You dont answer your door, then well go berserk Ill smash your pumpkins and then egg you house too And leave you a flaming bag of doggy poo Dont turn off your lights, we know youre home Ill beat your ass down with a Toblerone Thats the Halloween code that we live our life by Its not trick or treat, its trick or treat or die [Chorus] Trick or treat, smell my feet Were the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets Theres a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, were the Kings of Halloween Trick or treat, smell my feet Were the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets Theres a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, were the Kings of Halloween [Verse 2] Youve awakened the spirit of the Pumpkin King By pissing on the spirit of Halloween Tis the season for fun but you punks play dirty Plus you shouldnt be out here at the age of thirty You two losers are going down For only I can wear the pumpkin crown Your reign is over, now Ill make you my biatch Ill send you two the prison in my pumpkin piatch [Verse 3] Youre clearly the master, can we just be friends? Heres a shiny red apple to make amends Dont mind if I do, that looks delicious Ahh razor apple, this isnt nutritious He threw it in his grill, he didnt even look Thats the oldest trick in the trick or treat book Sorry bout your throat son, I bet that stings But thats what you get when you mess with the Kings [Chorus] Trick or treat, smell my feet Were the illest trick or treaters in the Autumn streets Theres a dude for Thanksgiving and a Christmas Queen But come October, were the Kings of Halloween Trick or....
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