[Intro spoken] Now heres a little somethin For all you country lovin boys and girls out there Its sure to get your cotton pickin boots atappin Shyeeha! Ha You know, when I was just a little bitty boy My old grandpappy used to sit me high up on his shoulders And jigajig the night away with this little old song And thats how come I got bow legs And a big bum [Chorus] I dont like your country music Im gonna have to refuse it This goddamn noise is borin me to tears I get a headache when I hear it I cant stand bein anywhere near it Its been the goddamn same For years and years [Verse 1] Well, Ill take a banjolin And Ill wipe away your grin Ill bring the goddamn thing down On your head But if that dont do th trick Ill take your fiddlin stick And stick the darn thing Somewhre else instead [Verse 2] With your steel guitar You think youre goin far But there aint no distance Far enough from me So, take it round the back Of someone elses shack Or Ill break its back Across my goldurn knee [Chorus] I dont like your country music Im gonna have to refuse it This goddamn noise is borin me to tears I get a headache when I hear it I cant stand bein anywhere near it Its been the goddamn same For years and years [Bridge] I need a quiet drink But I cant hear my damn self think For that cotton pickin banjos runnin wild And on the radio All I heard was dosido Till I kicked the dosidoin thing outside Yeeha! And stay out! [Verse 3] There aint no sleep in bed Its still ringin in my head This goddamn noise will see me to my grave An carved upon my stone When Im finally alone Will be A little goddamn peace was all he craved Oh, its so nice but its st Hey, you guys, dont start again Please! What are ya? Some kinda lunatics? Pack it in! Pack it in, you guys, I told ya! [Chorus] I dont like your country music Im gonna have to refuse it This goddamn noise is borin me to tears I get a headache when I hear it I cant stand bein anywhere near it Its been the goddamn same For years and years [Outro spoken] Gimme that banjolin, you Ill show you Hey! Look at that! Look at me! Im playin it! II got it goin, look at that! Im really movin now, man! Woo! It sure do make your fingers warm! Ha! It sure do make em look Hey! Hey, my fingers are smokin! I got smoky fingers, Dixie! Get some water, boy! Im on fire! Help! Help!
goddamn, borin, banjolin, noise, headache