[Intro] Lets take it back to 1982 just quickly I came into this world and my mum thought Ima name this little boy Paul Plain old, boring old Paul And I always thought, if I had a different name Would my life be different? Like [Verse 1] Imagine if I had a name like Jimmy Recard Evolve from the joker, become a king of the cards King of the castle, king of the bar stool Liked by all, nobody thinks hes an arsehole Pass the parcel to Jimmy Everybody pass quicker than getting offered a glass of Kilkenny If anything, Jimmys the man of the millennium No two men can better him, not even Lenny and Carl I put a penny in the jar I swear hes rare as seeing Henny in your minibar Face of the cinema like Andy Garcia But compared to Jimmy, Andys so last year Brassieres are thrown at his feet Ladies love him cause hes got a little dimple in his cheek Blargh! Yeah, yeah Making me sick to my stomach And theres nothing you can do, you gotta love him you gotta love him, its [Chorus] J.R., Jimmy Recard Raise your glass for the king of the bar, its J.R., Jimmy Recard Women swinging their arse, ladies swinging their bras for J.R., Jimmy Recard All my people singing Hurrah, hurrah, for J.R Come and get down with J.R [Verse 2] He was always in the right place at the right time Had a life line wiser than ninetyfive percent of the scifi followers Had his collar popped down like they should be Living off laughter like Lano and Woodley And it could be, cause he had the world in his palm Every week a different girl on his arm His mum a doctor, dad, a rock star Concoct a little something, nine months they popped out a [Chorus] J.R., Jimmy Recard Raise your glass for the king of the bar, its J.R., Jimmy Recard Women swinging their arse, ladies swinging their bras for J.R., Jimmy Recard All my people singing Hurrah, hurrah, for J.R Come and get down with J.R [Bridge] The J, the I, the M, the M The Y, the J, the I, the M Its Jimmy Its Jimmy The J Jimmy is Jimmy, no matter what The I Jimmy is Jimmy, no matter what The M Jimmy is Jimmy, no matter what Its Jimmy [Verse 3] Its like everything he touches turns to gold, its amazing Destiny on his side like Jay Z pushing up daisies A breath of fresh air, the best there is Like getting in the electric chair and live untouchable He never perish, reason what luck was for He was the fairest of them all Like mirror, mirror on the wall, like Wirrpanda on the ball Mum comes up with Paul when theres names like Jimmy Any plan or gimmick, every man will mimic Jimmy Opening more doors than a Jimmy Thats why hes always fucking swimming in his winnings The names ringing in your ears, man, isnt it Living in jealousy like a prisoner to visitors He was oblivious to sunshine, day, night Would my luck change if I was given a name like [Chorus] J.R., Jimmy Recard Raise your glass for the king of the bar, its J.R., Jimmy Recard Women swinging their arse, ladies swinging their bras for J.R., Jimmy Recard All my people singing Hurrah, hurrah, for J.R Come and get down with J.R
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