See im a master, a motherfucking con artist With the heart of a monster while intellectually the smartest New breed of species, infused pianos and guitar picks Rolling round with bitches on shit stain carpets I claim this shit is art, but its closer to a death note Crooked yellow teeth thanks to mothers lack of dental Plan, still dinging up the doors on the rental Move a little slower girl, you know i like it gentle Your shit is lentil, but i prefer a nice cheesesteak I think my biggest issue is that im my parents worst mistake Puffing dust perfume, but still spraying out the green tag Dont bust without a condom do you know how long the sheets take To wash, plus each load cost like three dollars Where im from thats enough to get the shorties yelling hollar Round them up like free range then force them into collars Did i ever mention i graduated school with honours? Its hard to tarnish an image that never existed Unfortunate for me i think thats what i just did Oh well, looks like theres no use in resisting That ill always be a fucking nothing despite persistence And hard work, is a grammy too much for me to ask It probably is, but i still see it as an obtainable task 19 years with a dream and half a tank of gas But im running shit in 6th, i wonder how long thatll last Its been a blast, having the last laugh And dashing through the ashes with a handful of cash Which i managed to grab from the till of a lavish establishment Ill blow it on accounts with brazzers and a couple apple tablets Whore for consumption, and god damn proud of it Skated for a while, but cant even pop a shuv it Never done drug, just get high off banana splits And little bits of codeine when my doctor allows it HOOK x2 Tick tock the clock is running out of time Think i need some help before i fucking loose my mind Pussy licking, booger picking, sticking to the dime The night is almost over im just waiting for the chime
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