Blue Cyclone, ooh Well my wife went out of town bout a year or so back And left me at home by myself to batch And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream So I called up this beer drinkin buddy of mine And said, Bill, I aint havin a real good time. He said, Why dont we go to the wrasslin matches and let off A little steam? Now Id never seen the matches before And by the time we reached that arena door The crowd was already backed up plumb out into the street Yeah, people were pushin and shovin like cattle Just gettin in line was a heck of a battle We had to fight like the devil, but we finally got ringside seats Well, we bought a program as we passed through the door Went to section D, seats 3 and 4 And about that time, the announcer stepped into the ring He said, Tonights the greatest card ever been signed We got a tagteam match thatll blow yer mind! Then they lowered the lights and the crowd began to scream You might also likeHe introduced the Spider from parts unknown With his trusty partner, The Blue Cyclone They were takin on a team that never had been beat Then the ref checked em over and the rules were explained And somebody hollered, the spiders got a chain! Then some old lady with blue hair fell right out of her seat Well they rang the bell and all Hell broke loose My legs was shakin like a rubber goose Id never seen anything like this, not even in the war! The Cyclone put the Vulture in an airplane spin Then he body slammed him, and then he did it again I swear I didnt see how that ol boy could take much more It was right about then in the thick of things That my buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring And I knew wed better be headin for the door Cause I saw the Cyclone lookin at us And he was rubbin his head and hes startin to cuss And I knew if he caught us hed break Bills neck for sure Well, where we parked wasnt too far And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car Locked the doors and wasnt about to let anyone in And I turned around and the Cyclone was there And he said, Hey punk, you forgot your chair! And by the look in his eyes, I knew that this was the end Then he body slammed me two or three times And he put his arms around me from behind Then he piledrived me right there in the hard concrete Broke both my arms and three of my ribs Its the closest Ive ever come to being killed And thats the last thing I remember fore he put me to sleep Blue Cyclone Hes the meanest rascal the ring has ever known Hell make you groan, hell make you moan Hell lay you prone and break your bones Blue Cyclone...
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