Yeah yeah now this song is a warning yes folks a warnin against the danger A very very economy a social fibre mortal turpitude haha national security And friends the danger is not it is not the long hairs And it is not the warmongers all the squares all the truckusers all the fuss Friends the danger the real danger is thumbsuckers Yes you heard me my friends I think thumbsucker And every time every time you make a peace sign with your fingers And every time you push a door bell And every time youre on highway stick your thumb Theres always there in the shadows some dirty sneaky thumbsucker Who will leap out upon you grab your wrist And start to suck your thumb drainin all your natural thumbjuices And leavin you hopeless heartless a shakin quiverin crawlin slaverin Thumbsuckin addict for the rest of your unusual life Thats why I aint gonna let no thumbsucker suck my thumb Itll drive you crazy and leave you deaf and dumb Itll make you crawl and climb the wall and leave you without no thumb at all I aint gonna let no thumbsucker suck my thumb Met her on a corner in Deluth and thats truth She was tryin to fix her shoe in a telephone booth her name was Ruth She said she was just waiting for a bus But I hid my thumb cause I knew just what she was Uhh I aint gonna let no... [ piano guitar ] Ill tell you what them thumbsuckers like to do They suck your thumb till its wrinkled like a prune Theyll say youve got the sweetest thumb of all they say But then they suck the thumb of the guy livin down the hall Thats why I aint gonna let no... Suck my thumb suck my thumb suck my thumb suck my thumb
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