On every March and April When spring is in the air A fever starts a spreading But we dont seem to care Love, oh, crazy love Love, oh, crazy love Thats what we call this mangy germ Love, oh, crazy love What is love, Carl? Why June, thats aching heart and burning desire Put them together and what have you got? Heartburn Aint it the truth, aint it the truth Oh, it terrible You sing a verse now I saw a little mugwump Mugwump? A sitting on a tree Until he saw a female He was as happy as could be Love, oh, crazy love Love, oh, crazy love And now shes pecking him to death Love, oh, crazy love You might also likeJune, what in the world is a mug wump? Its a little bird that sits on the fence with its mug on one side and its wump on the other side I guess I asked for that one, didnt I? You sure did Well, Im going to sing about the rabbits now Alright I had 2 little rabbits They never got along Until they heard me singing A silly, old love song Love, oh, crazy love Love, oh, crazy love Now I got 16 more to feed Love, oh, crazy love Lets us say a poem Alright, June. Ill say the first line The rabbits nose is shining, Ill you as a friend Thats cause the powder puff is on the wrong end Aint it the truth, huh? A bachelor he was singing That was me And a minding his own way Wasnt it true And then I came a prancing by And I wanted him to play Love, oh, crazy love Love, oh, crazy love And now shes got me buckled down Love, oh, crazy love I shot a bachelor for kissing me once Why? Was he the first one that ever tried to kiss you? No, but he was the first one that ever tried it with his mouth full of tobacco juice Well, good for you It was a tragedy It was, huh? It was terrible I thought youd have like it. Ill sing now Youd better or Ill knock the fire out of you I thought I had the will power Enough to stay at home But every time I see a girl I cant leave her alone No Love, oh, crazy love Love, oh, crazy love Id better never catch you, boy Love, oh, crazy love
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