[Verse 1] I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said Youd better go [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been [Verse 2] Lets buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been [Verse 3] Lets pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin Listen to Merle Haggard like hes loving me again [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been You might also like[Verse 4] Lets turn off the TV, Im tired of CNN Lets throw a little party, invite some sinners in [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been [Verse 5] Ill paint your toenails, baby, you paint my toenails too Well take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been [Verse 6] Theres people building prisons for people like you and me Some people just cant stand people like us being free [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been [Verse 7] Sooner or later, darling, everybodys gotta go Lets you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row [Chorus] Trouble, Im in trouble with him Troubles where Im going Troubles the only place Ive ever been
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