We wait the whole year round for the night before The charts believe the boys are gonna score for sure Its more likely well be home in bed With dry hair because we overslept Have you seen a morning on the south coast? Well be there soon, you see, my car is full to burst Its more likely to blow east by then Either way the car thieves always win Lets take a look to see what Scotties up to at home Im guessing Kelso is happy wandering alone Aunt Penny is oh so hairy and the Colonel died three weeks ago Oh no Nothing bothers the south folk though Theyre alright Winter gave its best on the day before The men believe theyd never seen prettier shores Its more likely Ill miss it again Ill have my alarm set so I dont forget And when the boss man calls my name Tell him Im down south finding shade Im going to live down here for good And curse at all the townies in my hood Ill never miss it again
likely, south, kelso, towny, scottie