[Intro] [Verse 1 JPthaProphet] Jingle Bells, Satan smells, Jesus is our king Priest and prophet, holy redeemer Rhyming is my thing Up in the club with my hohohoes Im more Christian than Montrose Little Drummer Boy with the Bongos Im like Rudolph with the red nose I dont make it rain I make it snow Ive played less games than Derrick Rose Im an MVP under the mistletoe And Ive got cribs bigger than Mexico My words are final, Indigo Plateau And I cant stop, giving this flow Ill stub you like my big toe Rip you apartcookie dough [Verse 2 DJ TRUM] Its Jesus birthday, God is truly bae Its time to gather out then begin to pray Grab that bread, smack that bread Were going to the house of Daveed Then Martin had a dream Whipped cream Jesus Peace holier than it seems Drop it low and you all know Like presents under the stocking, yo And Im wishing for it to snow and for those lights to glow Wumbo! You all know Im about that flow Im farther out than Pluto God knows more than everything Like Bing and even Google Beats so bliss Im on Santas list of Dopest MCs, check this Satan will be missed, God will persist And have a merry Christmas [Verse 3 Young Gramps] Running into Walmart, buying lastminute gifts Remember to thank him for this holy Christmas Jesus is the reason for the holy season Lets not forget why the whole world is breezin I know these things, me and Jesus are tight One time he even helped me out in a fight It was a battle, a war raging against Satan He gave me the power to trample over and shake him We good now though, I turned the other cheek In fact, a small tear started to leak Down my face when I thought of all the presents Poor Satan wasnt getting this Christmas So I threw some things together wrapped em up in some paper And delivered them on his doorstep But to Satans surprise it was a bomb I devised to help him meet his untimely demise Now remember kids, these words theyre in stone Because God forgives, but I sure dont
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