Liberal Man meets Conservative Man Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt buttoned up and his sleeves rolled down Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a wellrehearsed cold stare Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshit Conservative Man retaliates by taking his concrete reality of the situation and lodging it, like a wedge, right between both sides of the Liberal Mans brain Liberal Man is caught off guard by this apparent nonabstraction There is one full minute of confusion Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man War is declared Liberal Man cheats and calls for reinforcements Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man
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