[Fat girl!] [Youre a fat girl] [Fat...fat...fat fat fat fat girl] repeat 2X Its funky fresh Eazy E new kid on tha block And already got a fat girl on my jock Now my storys kinda simple, so please change the tempo As I tell you a tale bout this big fat hippo I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some brew Saw a fatty comin my way, so what was I to do? I busted a U, went tha other way again But forgot that tha avenue was a dead end I turned around, here she came, stride for stride Funky fat like that, bout two thirtyfive Stampede was rushin, I double looked And she had more chins than a chinese phonebook Five four three ugly as can be, she said [Rondevu] Hello Eazy E! Do you remember me? I said no Huhu yes you do suga My name is Bertha but you can call me booga Remember the time when you were drunk at a party We was slow dancin, give ya all this body [EazyE] When she said that she loved it, I was in shock Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock [Hook] [I got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock] She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown And with a bear hug picked me off tha ground Squeezin me tight, attempted to bug me Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!] I was hell, victim of a scandal Coz this girls too much for E to handle Broke tha beast grip, started to run Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun Shes grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot She kept on comin because of addiction Legs on fire because of friction My gun broke I was doomed Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon As I swung, tha fat girl fell Lyin on tha ave just like a beached whale Thats tha story, its quite ill And all fat girls yall besta chill All overweight freaks stay off my block Cause its ill to have a fat girl on your jock [Hook]
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