Zombies, are coming for my Brains Breakin out the Shottie, avoid the Blood Stains Its the Apocalypse, get bit, and youre done Then the Virus starts to spread, you become one But nope not me, Im gonna survive Just trying to stay alive as the dead arise Aim for the Eyes, then I pull the trigger Slashin with the knife, but I need something bigger How bout I take a saw, put it on a Mop Like a Psycho Janitor, Loppin heads off One shot, right to the Cranium Then your head is gone, filled up with Titanium Smokin like a Bong Yo get off my neck, I aint a biscuit Like Jenna Jameson, you about to get fisted Bodies all twisted, my health is low I gotta grab me some snacks, and hit the road I cant sleep, Ill never go to bed Covered in Red, like the Walking Dead Smashin on your head But weapons, I got a ton of them Puttin nails in my bat Then putting my bat to your chin, whack Whack Most of these Survivors, they truly suck I try to rescue their ass, but they end up stuck On the map, now their trapped, and out of luck Its too late to hide, now were totally fucked Damn, get the guns, were kickin it old school Running over Zombies in an SUV is so cool Im Making blood pools, Zombie Genocider Using power tools, combining like MacGuyver I got an LMG, and a Teddy Bear Making Noise with the toys cause I dont care Stackin Body parts, out of control But with the sledgesaw I be playing Zombie Whack a Mole Whack, Whack, now Im bringing the attack I go Whack, Whack, I put my knife in your back I go Whack, Whack, on these Psycho Motherfuckers Its a Boss Battle Bro, we need to find some cover CHORUSHOOK Ill survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna die I know just what to do Cause Gaming trained me right Ill survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna bleed And if you plan to get away Its best to stick with me Rollin Down the Road in a Muscle Car I got a Zombie Queen Bee, right inside of a Jar And when I toss it on the ground, Zombies heads explode Fully Automatic, no need to reload Im Bruce lee, Bare handed, breaking those Necks Im On a Mission, got me Wishin that I had some Zombrex Find the Safehouse, store up my guns And Moltov Cocktails, I gotta get some Now Dressin like a Tranny, in some Womens clothes Drink Vodka till I puke it all out of my Nose Runnin from the Undead Chasing Me But they run into my trap, its an I.E.D. BOOM Katana Sword, Scythe , a bone saw If its got a blade, Im choppin Limbs Off Flash Bang Grenades are leavin em Blind Getting Surrounded as they sneak from behind I cant retreat, its time to bring the hurt Putting fire on my gloves Then puttin my gloves to work Combining the Pistol and the Flashlight, Tactical Bustin Heads with a Lead Pipe, is always Practical Jump Kick a Zombie in the Testicles I be smashin heads, head shot with the reticles No scope, BLAH! now its a Zombie BBQ Then Im rollin with the Steamroller Right over you Stay in line, were doing this my way Im runnin and gunnin with the sawed off all day Keep up the Pace, dont fall behind Ill bust a Zombie in the face with anything I can find I got a Beach Ball, and a Leaf Blower Running over motherfuckin Zombies with a Lawn Mower How bout a flamethrower, Ill build you one Cause if you didnt know, Im a Mechanic Son Boom, Boom, when Im using Dyna Meat I go Boom Boom, when Im shooting RPGs I go Boom Boom, on these Undead Fucks Throw some Gas at their ass, then Im lighting em up CHORUSHOOK Ill survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna die I know just what to do Cause Gaming trained me right Ill survive the Apocalypse All these Zombies are gonna bleed And if you plan to get away Its best to stick with me Level 50 and Im fully maxed out on my stats Im choppin heads off, with a Battle Axe Theres no time to play, we gotta make our escape Im bringing the bombs, always tossin out tons of grenades I got more clothes than the mall, wearing suits like a Pimp With an Arrow to the Knee, Im straight making em limp Picking up books, let the bonus begin And then a Million hit combo right to the chin Got More PP than a German Brothel Eating rotten Meat is straight up awful Crushing all these Zombies is giving me wood Im having more fun than I probably should Undead on my Hood, so Im hitting the gas Head first into a bus, so they let go when I crash Ive said it before, but in case you missed Ill Survive the Apocalypse..
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