Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius Best friend of Beelzebub And Epicurus Old Macdonald had a farm Totally devoid of charm Face it now your other friends Look really tedious Oh what fun it is to know An evil genius Welcome to my secret lair My evil palace Evil statues, evil fountains Evil sun on evil mountains Have an evil glass of wine Made with malice May I introduce my wife? Evil Alice Women are attracted to The evil genius Probing for his inner being They find his penis His boudoir philosophy Is such seductive sophistry The girls will drink his KoolAid When he leaves for Venus Oh what fun it is to love An evil genius Who will set you dreaming in A world thats dreamless? Who will earth your discontent Your stubborn meanness? Old Rasputin had a beard The Etruscans disappeared Circumstantial evidence Of evil genius Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius Who will inherit the mantle of The evil genius? Who will take the world over When he leaves us? Wholl drag the world up to his level The pedestal of subtle evil? Dont believe in groping God Or groupie Jesus Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius Old Macdonald had a farm There is no cause for alarm Oh what fun it is to be A total genius So turn to Beelzebub Or Zoroaster Evils just a way of life So theres your answer Criminal insanity Is such a lovely energy Oh what fun it is to be An evil genius
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