Let me introduce you to my time machine See my souped up bird spread her golden wings Going back in black through my neighborhood My main street middle class Hollywood Jennys all jetset Purple Rain cassette Looking like she was the queen of the 80s And if I knew back then what I know right now Yeah, you know Id be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes Just an average Joe makin minimum wage Burger flipping on the beach instead of hitting the waves While the girls walk by with their copper tone tan Sucker punching the clocks, stop working for the man Well, there aint no cure for the summertime blues Oh Candy, oh would you save me? If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes I walked into the dance in the high school gym This girl with drop dead legs, Im moving in You know it mustve been the DJ spinning Billy Jean I tapped Nikki on the shoulder told her dance with me Was like that scene from Grease the way we bumped to the beat I had the girl give me the slip, she got away from me Cause if I knew back then what I know right now You know Id have the pick of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies Yeah, if I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes If I knew back then what I know right now You know Id be the king of the ladies If I knew back then what I know right now Thered be no ifs, ands, buts and no maybes
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