[COMPANY] 1776. New York City [HAMILTON] Pardon me. Are you Aaron Burr, sir? [BURR] That depends. Whos asking? [HAMILTON] Oh, well, sure, sir Im Alexander Hamilton, Im at your service, sir I have been looking for you [BURR] Im getting nervous [HAMILTON] Sir I heard your name at Princeton. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punched him. Its a blur, sir. He handles the financials? [BURR] You punched the bursar [HAMILTON] Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revolution. He looked at me like I was stupid, Im not stupid So howd you do it? Howd you graduate so fast? [BURR] It was my parents dying wish before they passed [HAMILTON] Youre an orphan. Of course! Im an orphan God, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that were worth more Than anyone bargained for [BURR] Can I buy you a drink? [HAMILTON] That would be nice [BURR] While were talking, let me offer you some free advice Talk less [HAMILTON] What? [BURR] Smile more [HAMILTON] Ha [BURR] Dont let them know what youre against or what youre for [HAMILTON] You cant be serious [BURR] You wanna get ahead? [HAMILTON] Yes [BURR] Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead [LAURENS] Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it? [LAURENSLAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] Show time! [BURR] Like I said [LAURENS] Show time! Show time! Yo! Im John Laurens in the place to be! Two pints o Sam Adams, but Im workin on three, uh! Those redcoats dont want it with me! Cuz I will pop chicka pop these cops till Im free! [LAFAYETTE] Oui oui, mon ami, je mappelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say Bonsoir! Tell the King Casse toi! Whos the best? Cest moi! [MULLIGAN] Brrrah brraaah! I am Hercules Mulligan Up in it, lovin it, yes I heard ya mother said Come again? [LAFAYETTE LAURENS] Ayyyyy [MULLIGAN] Lock up ya daughters and horses, of course Its hard to have intercourse over four sets of corsets [LAFAYETTE] Wow [LAURENS] No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Lets raise a couple more [LAURENSLAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] To the revolution! [LAURENS] Well, if it aint the prodigy of Princeton college! [MULLIGAN] Aaron Burr! [LAURENS] Give us a verse, drop some knowledge! [BURR] Good luck with that youre takin a stand You spit. Im a sit. Well see where we land [LAFAYETTEMULLIGAN] Boooo! [LAURENS] Burr, the revolutions imminent. What do you stall for? [HAMILTON] If you stand for nothing, Burr, whatll you fall for? [MULLIGANLAFAYETTELAURENS] Ooh Who you? Who you? Who are you? [MULLIGANLAFAYETTELAURENS] Ooh, who is this kid? Whats he gonna do?
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