[Intro Chris Rock] Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby Oh, oh, oh! [Verse 1 Barry White and Chris Rock] Jones Hey, thats Barry White! An obsession, a burning desire Barry, you want some chicken? The undeniable passion Aw, you tryin all that sexy stuff! The love, of someone or some thing Yknow you want some chicken? Yes, he was a victim of a Basketball Jones In fact, I was a baddest dribbler in the whole world Then one day, his mother bought him a basketball And I love that basketball! I took that basketball everywhere I went! You know what? That basketball was like a basketball to me! Cmon, you cheerleaders! [Chorus 1 Barry White, Chris Rock and Cheerleaders] Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones happily I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Wait a minute, yall not En Vogue! Where the hell is En Vogue? I got a Basketball Jones Somebody told me En Vogue was gonna be here I guess yallll do Yeah I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh So what yall doin after the game? Cmon! [Verse 1 Barry White and Chris Rock] His basketball was like a member of his own family In fact, better looking than my brother Tony Didnt owe me money, and didnt piss in a bed! And after the game, I always took a shower wit my basketball Every now and then, the basketball gonna pinch my butt But I didnt mind, cause my and my basketball had good, clean fun See I am a victim of a Basketball Jones, Ill take my basketball everywhere Ill even put my basketball under the pillow Maybe thats why you couldnt sleep at night [Chorus 2 Barry White, Chris Rock and Cheerleaders] Basketball Jones Sing it! Sing it! I got a Basketball Jones Sing it like ya wanna! Yeah I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Eheheh, act like Puffys in the audience Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones Sing it out! Would yall shut up? I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Oh, sounds so sweet Barry, dont encourage em! Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones They got a Basketball Jones I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh See I like to play it, I know a thing, yeah, hehheh. What kinda Basketball Jones yall got? sing it out! Basketball Jones I see yall runnin after Alonzo I got a Basketball Jones Yeah, yeah I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh I see ya chasin Penny around! [Bridge Cheerleaders, Chris Rock and Micheal Jordan] Hey, theres a Basketball Jones Michael Jordan! Michael Jordan! Basketball Joness in the house [?] the man we came out to see Hey, theres a Basketball Jones Michael Jordan, why dont you sing? Basketball Joness in the house Sing? I dont sing, thats the other M.J. Hey, theres a Basketball Jones Oh, okay, I support you Basketball Joness in the house I go to all your games, and you cant sing a lil song for a brotha! Hey, theres a Basketball Jones I hope you go bald! Oh, you already bald! Basketball Joness in the house [Chorus 3 Chris Rock and Barry White] Basketball Jones, cmon! I got a Basketball Jones Tear it up, Chris I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby Eat it up! Oh, oh, oh, oh [Hook w Barry White singing in background] [Chorus 2 Cheerleaders and Chris Rock] Was that Babyface? Basketball Jones Was that El Debarge? I got a Basketball Jones ThThat musta been Smokey Robinson! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Who the hell was that? I guess that was meeee! [Verse 2 Barry White and Chris Rock] Baby, baby, baby, its a craving Basketballs a chicken! An uncontrollable yearning Do yall hear Barry White? Do yall hear Barry White? The overwhelming emotion To a love for someone or some thing I love the Knicks, myself [Chorus 3 Barry White, Chris Rock and Cheerleaders] Jones Hey, is the a basketball in the house? Basketball Jones Hey, is the a basketball in the house? I got a Basketball Jones I got a Rib Jones I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Everybody yeah Basketball Jones Pat Riley, in the house! I got a Basketball Jones Mitch Richmonds in the house! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Scottie Pippen, in the house Turn it out, without a doubt! Basketball Jones A Larry Johnson, in the house! I got a Basketball Jones David Robinson, turn it out I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Dennis Rodman, in the house Wit green hair, without a doubt, cmon! Gotta Basketball Jones Basketball Jones Eh, Michael, can your woman play? I got a Basketball Jones Dont get mad at me, Michael, I just asked you simple question! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Does your woman got game? Alright, alright, Ill leave you alone then! Basketball Jones You goin tryin to be a bully! You go it! I got a Basketball Jones Bob Costas in the house! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Dr. J, in the house! Bill Walton, in the house! Sheryl Miller, in the house! Bugs Bunny, in the house! Elmer Fudd, in the house! Tweety Bird, what cha heard? Pass the word, Tweety Bird Sylvester, my brotha No othah, undercovah Everybody plays basketball! Basketball Jones Mike Tyson, shoots the ball Damn right! I got a Basketball Jones Against the wall, makes it fall I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh My mama plays basketball! Charles Barkley in the house! Basketball Jones Kenan Anderson, in the house! I got a Basketball Jones Shawn Kemp, gon turn it out! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Jack Nicholson, in the house! Courtside, witout a doubt! Basketball Jones Hes never gonna give it up! I got a Basketball Jones Never walk away! I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oh Spike Lee, in the house! Yellin, without a doubt!
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