[Abdominal] I like to rap a lot so permit me to rap a little My name is Abdominal Ill make you laugh and giggle Just like a little schoolgirl when Im touching the mic Me and a crap rapper? Nothing alike Cos they crap, and Im not Could you demonstrate? Why not Let me take this little opportunity so soon youll see How you and me be different when it comes to fluency The crowd be rooting me and booing thee First to hit 3 lines that you be polluting the Atmosphere with, youll get subjected to scrutiny Stupidly oblivious to the soontobe mutiny on the Part of the crowd,,eventually even your crew will be like Abdominal is pretty damn good But thats what Ive been trying to say man Would you remove those bananas from your earholes and pay attention In the long run this will bring everyone less tension And I wont be forced to have to hit you with these vicious battle raps But really less battle raps than straight up facts Kinda like a news report Untrue? Fuck you be this Jews retort! Youll lose the sport, cant you see the predicament? Nurse, gauze, and lots of ligaments Victim sent courtesy of a friendly neighbourhood Abdominal Doing his best to fill the hospitals They say hes some sort of musical vigilante On a oneman crusade to do away with anything even remotely wack He rips the lips off of rappers and frees the tracks We really cant thank him enough Id love to shake his hand Say thanks for taking a stand evacuating the land of the uncreative and bland Doctor is it true when they say that hes as handsome as a deity Like a chiselled greek god, plus nimble like a tree frog But with the strength of 10 men, who each possess the strength of ten men! In other words the strength of 100 men? Nurse, please dont interrupt me when Im in the midst of a descriptive homage to this folk legend Rumour has it that hes benchpressing At least 400 pounds and thats with the left arm alone! What about the right? Writing poems Simultaneously, insane ya can see but thats the type of mc that were Dealing with here, highly creative annunciation impeccable Delivery style versatile very flexible breath control unparalelled In his line of work his rhymes will hurt these spineless jerks Yeah theyll still find the time to flirt, with all kinds of skirts He should try a nurse keep your mind on your work Like he keeps his mind on the verse when hes timing his words You could set your clock to the rhyming ya heard eminating from between the two lips Of the ABDomINAL, suckers think they swell Hell be like hmm pray tell They straight KTel wheras he be cold chilling Steady knocking fillings outta mouths of supervillains And then charging em for dental repairs Lay em down gently in the dental chair Fasten the bib, a real nobrainer Next step in the procedure administer the novacaine Or better yet a more effective anaesthetic Like a pint of chilled rubbing alcohol for the vocally pathethic Once theyre snorin the work commences by this Bloodsplattered, demented dentist Dr. Abdominal extracting tongues, rendering wack rappers dumb Some who look like they got a bit of endurance Also get their lips sewn shut for assurance I know it sounds harsh but he cant be sympathetic In his war against the wackness its an epidemic Spreading over cities nations and continents Abdominal heavensent antidote, through dopeness With a M on my chest, for microphonist
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