If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a house I would buy you a house And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Id buy you furniture for your house Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a KCar A nice Reliant automobile And if I had a million dollars Id buy your love If I had a million dollars Id build a tree fort in our yard If I had a million dollars You could help, it wouldnt be that hard If I had a million dollars Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere You know, we could just go up there and hang out Yep, like open the fridge and stuff and thered all be foods laid out for us like little prewrapped sausages and things Mmm They have prewrapped sausages, but they dont have prewrapped bacon Well, can you blame them? Yeah! If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a fur coat But not a real fur coat, thats cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you an exotic pet Yep, like a llama or an emu And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones And if I had a million dollars Id buy your love If I had a million dollars We wouldnt have to walk to the store If I had a million dollars We could take a limousine cause it costs more If I had a million dollars We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner But we would eat Kraft dinner Of course we would, wed just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it Thats right, all the fanciest ket, Dijon ketchup Mmmm! Mmmm! If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a green dress But not a real green dress, thats cruel And if I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you some art A Picasso or a Garfunkel If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Well, Id buy you a monkey Havent you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars Id buy your love If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars If I had a million dollars Id be rich
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