Dear mister occupant To whom this may concern I thought Id leave this note for you To read on your return Your daughter came to see us play Me and all the band And since youre not around today I knew youd understand If we fuck your daughter Wreck your home Call long distance on your phone Eat up all your food And steal your beer This house is too big For your little girl alone We tried our best to make ourselves Feel right at home You see, we come from miles away Were strangers to this town Your daughter brought us here tonight And since youre not around We thought wed fuck your daughter Wreck your home Call long distance on your phone Eat up all your food And steal your beer I really must be going now Youve been too kind for words Your toilets overflowing Cause its clogged up with our turds The band has laid itself a patch Out on the lawn And Ill kiss your daughters lips Until the next time you are gone When we will fuck your daughter Wreck your home Call long distance on your phone Have sex in your shower stalls And write our names upon your walls Eat up all your food and steel your beer Were going to eat up all your food and steal your beer Were going to eat up all your food and steal your beer
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