Verse 1 Al called me up about a quarter to six Said Hey Nice, whats up with tricks I got a cutie coming over, and shes bringing a friend Why dont you keep her busy while I go and hit the skins Now I know I wouldnt have called you if I knew you wouldnt do it Besides shes cool and in an hour you can troop it Thought to myself, I guess it sound cool He said she had money was a scholar in school I said OK cause see Als my homie Besides I dont front when it comes to tenderonies Hung up the phone through on my dip wear Had a half an hour before I had to be there Got to his house he seemed surprised Something was wrong and I could see it in his eyes Stepped in the house and what did I see? Her on a long couch sat Beauty and the Beast Stepped to the cutie, Al said No Trying not to laugh cause he knew it was her He proceeded upstairs with the cutie on his arm Said it with a smile, you can call that Yvonne Chorus My cheatin days are over [X5] Check it out Verse 2 Well I told her my name, I didnt want to diss her But I almost broke fool when she asked me to kiss her I said lets leave take a ride or something She said 100 I know a pump thats jumping She took me to the Boonies, I met her friends and goonies I saw a brother staring and growling looking loony And Al told a lie see Vonne was broke With a played out lease and that silver and gold rope She must have got her hair on an ad on sale Because she had a ballhead and with a pony tail Man was I steaming just buying her drinks Kept slamming them down everytime I blinked She had a throat like a snake, hands like a rake Eating and drinking, I had to put on her breaks I said hey G youre getting hot on my collar Im not your damn mother and Im sure not your father If you bother with a man thats said hes had enough You just might get snuffed Chorus Verse 3 After me digging and shooting the facts She called me a bum I said Im on to your trap Since the night begins youve been burning more money Now youre calling me a bum you know youre kin of funny I think that you should wake up or use a different make up Youre really trying to play me and Im really bout to smack up Your grill kind of ill, hitting hard like Bruce Lee Im short like Spike Lee, Kick you in your right knee Grab you round your neck stand you up on your feet And take you out with the DDT She was feeling real offended but I really didnt care Called Al with the flavour then I drunk a few beers I learned my lesson about trying to be your lover Thats why my cheating days are over Chorus Peace
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