[Live Intro] Thank you guys so much for coming to the show Im gonna leave you with this You guys are a great crowd If you didnt like the show, though, remember When life gets you down Make a comforter [Spoken Intro] I feel like hiphop Used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know? And now its become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of Misogyny, Gay panic, Fiscal irresponsibility, you know? So I figure If you cant beat em Join em [Verse 1] Hittin the club up VIP I got a fake mustache and a fake ID I look like Woolly Willy With a really woolly willy, and I Bypass the bouncer Pass by an ex and I flex and bounce her, wowser Look at all of Bos hoes Lookin for a ride on Bos hose, and I Spot a little Latino Booty so big, call it Oprahs ego We go do it, through it She says Dios mia, mi amigo! Pull it out, stick it in your mouth And I bust in the back of ya Swallow, bitch Theres people starving in Africa [Chorus] Single every single day Do it every single way Make the single ladies say Oooh Bo! And if I were gay Though I swear Im straight Id make the fellas say Oooh Bo! I said Oooh Bo! [Verse 2] Youre an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top But careful, cherry, cause Im the King of Pop Pop, pop, pop goes my weasel Now you look like Jackson Pollocks easel Yeah, my suggestion is You dont blow til you know what congestion is Swallow when you know what digestion is Follow Bo, the only question is Have you been splattered before By the Mad Hatter matador? Cake batter, never more It dont matter whether youre Spanish, French, Swedish, or Cambodian Ill slime you so hard you could be on Nickelodeon [Chorus] Single every single day Do it every single way Make the single ladies say [Silence] And if I were gay Though I swear Im straight Id make the fellas say [Audience Oooh Bo!] Oooh Bo! I said Oooh Bo! I said Oooh Bo! [Verse 3] You think that you can handle me? Girl, dont make me laugh I said my junk is bipolar Itll split you in half, yeah And if youre lucky I might just bring you home And Ill have you going down Like youre growin an extra chromosome And when you grab me Dont grab me by my buns Cause I got a bad case of the ruruns I got the runs I got the ruuuns [Chorus] Single every single day Do it every single way Make the single ladies say Oooh Bo! And if I were Oh, so if I were Yeah, and if I were [Spoken] I wanna break it down for yall I came from the streets, with nothin Now Im makin hit records For my people still livin in the streets Still livin in poverty, I wanna tell you Im doin this for you My success is your success And I know you may be thinkin Hey, if you really believe that Why dont you use some of your money To help rebuild the neighborhood Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski? And to that I say... Uh, chorus is comin up [Chorus] Single every single day Do it every single way Make the single ladies say Oooh Bo! And if I were Oh, so if I were Yeah, and if I were [Verse 4] You gotta fume like a tuna Ill smell ya later I met a fat chick And I fucked her in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels It was wrong on so many levels It was wrong on
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