Parody of Man Of Constant Sorrow Traditional Uh yessir do you have Man of Constant Borrow by Cledus T. Judd No sir somebodys already borrowed it Constantly borrows everything Im the man of constant borrow Theres nothing I can call my own Some may try to say its all stolen I prefer permanently loaned Hes the biggest mooch we ever known SOLO My grass mowin Bot Ive got no mower My neighbor wont let me use his I cant really say is though I blame him Kept it three years last time I did He thought for sure that it was his I need a ride down to the pawn shop Lend me the keys to your Corvette What do you mean you dont trust me I never not brought it back yet You might also likeI dont think I could take that bet You know dang well hes gone away Well you may have heard of me Cledus T JUdoubleD Better known as the reining King of country parody Coming with a new style High profile When Im on the mike well you know Ill get hog wild Comedian Extrodinaire A fat Eminem with the bleach blonde hair I know that you think Ive got your chainsaw You cant find it anywhere I cant cut no wood Since way fore winter I gave it back to you last fair Check his garage its probably there I sure could use a hundred dollars Ill gladly pay you back Tuesday I know thats what I said the last time You cant believe a word I say He has no plans to really??? pay
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