[Verse 1] I aint heard you call me baby in years If you did it was followed up by Could you bring me a couple more beers? And I dont think you know that youve got five kids Until one of them runs right in front of your, your TV set I dont know what I was thinking years ago I know that I said I do, but now Im thinking I sure as hell dont [Chorus 1] This trailer aint big enough for the two of us Well, I cant handle your lazy ass and your evergrowing gut I pay the bills, I make the meals, so heres the new deal Pack up all of your crap without a fuss Cause this trailer aint big enough No, this trailer aint big enough [Verse 2] Well thats fine. Im leaving, I dont need this But Im taking my old pickup truck and the Elvis box set And you used to dress sexy, heels and lingerie But youve been wearing the same pair of sweatpants now for seven days And I wish that I could stay here, by your side Im just afraid I cant afford a triple wide [Chorus 2] Cause this trailer aint big enough for the two of us Well, I cant handle all your nagging and your cooking sucks And I never complain about the weight youve gained Now youre twice the woman I once loved And this trailer aint big enough No, this trailer aint big enough [Bridge] Oh, you think that you try harder than me But you giving up is all I see Weve both got to give if we want to make this work Well, Ill shave my legs if you mow the lawn And if you shed a couple pounds this mullet is gone And Ill quit bitching if you throw all your Playboys out [Chorus 3] This trailer aint big enough for the two of us Well, I cant handle your lazy ass and your evergrowing gut And I never complain about the weight youve gained But now youre twice the woman I once loved Well, you can pack up all your crap without a fuss Cause this trailer aint big enough Oh no, this trailer aint big enough No, this trailer aint big enough
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