Step right on up, take a good good look At the latest pie that fate could cook This is no phenom, no supermarket guru Just a revelation from me to you So dont believe a thing that you might hear At least from the last 30 40 years Cause it wasnt long ago, just before the reign of Nero We had no concept of zero So beware, children beware, the devil may care Six little soldiers with stripes on their shoulders Never with a thought to dare So take aim, children, take aim The drill sergeant sang With ample perspiration ordered Stop your respiration And end the flow of oxygen to the brain So wake up sleepyheads, listen what I have to say As you near, near your independence day Just keep in mind, in time youd find so few Have your best interests in mind So dont believe a thing you might hear At least from the last 30 40 years Cause it wasnt long ago, just before the reign of Nero We had no concept of zero none at all So beware The devil may care And maybe hes the only one
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