[Intro] Yo, you ever been a female, though? What you gonna say? [Verse 1] [Clara Bizna] Stap on your red wings,its time to make this bird sing My bed looks like the elevator from The Shinning Contemplate, dont hate Cause I look like Sharon Tate Or a piece of rare steak, when I masturbate Bleeding since eleven, bitch! I aint new to this Feels like a werewolf is living in my uterus My body never feels quite as uncute as this I wanna cover up my shit, like hassidic Jewish chicks [Ash Wednesday] Wake up to a bloody side of the bed Im looking like a goner, Im dead like Laura Palmer Im kinda worried about toxic shock Ive had a tampon in my box, since like four oclock Hardboil my egg, and pump me like a keg My pad is soft, And like Lara Croft Hes about to raid my tomb, motherfucker Ive got a bloody womb, motherfucker! Miss Wednesday? Whats a m...ma... maxi pad? Shut your piehole, Ashley! Shut it! [Verse 2Clara Bizna] I need O.B.s ,I run to the Duane Reade I cop the Midol, the chocolate, and the Kraft mac and cheese Maybe I call the weedman, and I smoke some trees Lay in the cut and IBleed, bitch bleed! Baking cherry pie in the Kotex Blood dripping down your neck, after sex Im not Sookie Stackhouse But send your invitation! Chilling on a yacht in my Red Sea vacation Sipping Bloody Mary, shit is scary Gnarly like a prom date with your homegirl Carrie Torn in half like [?],You know the Vino Spilling from my hole could fill a carafe I wouldnt laugh if I were you, dont fuck with Claire About to rain in blood, bitch. Slayer! Time of the month for your grandma drawers Make the water turn red like, duhduh, Jaws! Miss Wednesday, whats a period? Once a month your ovary releases an egg, that travels down your fallopian tube And embeds itself in the lining of your uterus. This a 28day cycle! And after that your egg gets released with the lining and shoots down the corridor, and bleeds into your panties! [Verse 3Lil Thuggin] Call me an au fait, red paint so natural Collected once a month and no it dont come from your asshole Im hungry, Im hungry and its time to munch I slurp it like spaghetti, got marinara on my tongue If you got a heavy flow, Ill do you in the shower I keep my bedspread clean, smelling like flowers Driving bloody round the block, getting tampons for the stock Leaving red sticky pads, in your motherfucking mailbox Get those tampon strings out, cause its shark week John Wayne, Red River, flowing like a creek Its bout to get real fishy, swimming in your meat I got a tenfoot dildo if she looking real beat What this nastyass trick trying to get with me? I aint stab you, bitch, you just in heat! [Outro] What are you scared of this? Shark Week! Its just a little blood Shark Week! It makes me more powerful! Shark Week! It....maxi pad? Is that what that is? Shark week! You cant floss on our level, you know why? Cause we use a tampon string bitches! Girls, are you on your period this morning? Shark Week! Get out my face! What? Shark Week! Repping Marina Abramovi Yeah! Well that aint fun that dont sound good at all! Its not shark month, its shark week!
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