[Verse 1] Im being watched By a duck And with a little bit of luck I can move away and never fear again I saw his beak He made a smirk Then he dunked his head to lurk And turned my blood to ice within my veins [PreChorus 1] I would migrate north if you could guarantee That there are no ducks in the Arctic sea Their waddling gives me anxiety Whenever theyre following me Quack! [Chorus] Im afraid of a duck With their creepy webbed feet Im afraid of a duck And their razor sharp beak Im afraid of duck They have beady black eyes Im afraid of a duck And theyre staring at me! You dirty cloaca go back to your flock of Paddling revolting floating freeloading poultry! Quack, quack, quack, quack Quack, quack, quack Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack [Verse 2] Here they come I think Im marked Every time Im at the park A miscreant comes to steal my bread Drop your things and Run for the car Cause if you dont make it that far Theyll feast upon your fallen corpse instead [PreChorus 2] There is nothing more fowl than a drake on a lake Staring me down until I finally break A flap of their wings gives me a panic attack And I dont have the strength to fight back Quack, quack [Chorus 2] Im afraid of a duck They would kill you for your bread Im afraid of a duck Then eat your liver instead Im afraid of a duck I wanna smash all their eggs Im afraid of a duck Stop laughing at me! You think that its funny, just wait till theyre coming Dont you know birds of a feather murder together? [Bridge] Hes watching me! Theyre after me! Hes watching me! Theyre after me! Hes watching me! Theyre after me! Hes watching me! Hes.... [Verse 3] Shh! Im afraid of that duck Im afraid of that other duck Im afraid of the flock And all my friends think I should see a quack But Im not cool with that Claiming ducks are all innocent, theyre not! Little pieces of shit, they bit me when I was a kid Ruined my fucking life! I could have been president, look at me now! Im in this stupid band! Im not crazy you see Look, they hunt in a flying V And its pointed at me My worst nightmare descends upon Oh god! Help me! Oh help me! Ah, ducks everywhere! Shit! Ah ah! No no! No no! [Talking] What do you think doc, do you think Im crazy? Well It sounds like you got a classic case of Anatidaephobia which is a fear of being watched by ducks. I recommend that you go to the store buy many loaves of bread and feed the ducks. Feed all the ducks! Feed the ducks! Thats your advice? Feed them! Who gave you your degree? I attended the university of quack! Where I got my masters in quack I moved on to quack. Then.. No Quack! No! No, no, no! Not again! Not again! Ow ow ow! There is no God!
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