[Hook Prez] Step, step, right up to my roller coaster These longass lines are getting a little shorter You gonna have the time of your life, wont ya? Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2] [Verse 1 Prez] Four hundred loopty loops in a row We shoot cannonballs through the loops as you go Round, and round, and round, and round Then we stop it on a dime while you upside down Oh my Dont worry, we passed the inspection I can pay for anything remember Bushs election? Its homemade from materials I found in the town And only takes two hundred years to settle into the ground Please, please, no flash photography Me wife thinks I spent a million dollars on pornography Yeah, a million of Monopoly I love my wives, I dont wanna switch to monogamy Fortyfive barrels rolls, an underground tunnel Better hold onto your seats, cuz they tend to unbuckle No this aint a fucking publicity stunt But speaking of stunts, we never finished that last jump [Hook Prez] Step, step, right up to my roller coaster These longass lines are getting a little shorter You gonna have the time of your life, wont ya? Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2] [Verse 2 Prez] Step, step, right up to my roller coaster I thought you wanted to die, anyways, dont ya? Oh, well, sorry my bad Excuse me little girl, you cant go on with that bag OK Thank you very much, enjoy the ride, honey What the fuck she got in here? Wheres the fucking money? Speaking of money, this is kind of funny We never checked the safety of this bitch we lost the dummies But please dont stress, just enjoy the ride And if it crashes, then wow, what a way to die Cool Pack your friends into a car, there aint no limit We extended the track, and put holes all in it Half the cars make it, half the cars dont Maybe youll be OK, but maybe you wont I dont mean to brag, Im really not a boaster But the best thang on Earths, my fucking roller coaster [Hook Prez] Step, step, right up to my roller coaster These longass lines are getting a little shorter You gonna have the time of your life, wont ya? Step right up to my fucking roller coaster [x2] [Verse 3 Prez] PREZ I be smoking Swisher Sweets on my motherfucking roller coaster Doing flips like a motherfucker is supposed to Fuck Hummers and Lambos, bitch Im on a coaster The ride is slowing down, the exit is getting closer Picture me rolling on the steel tracks I got a ho in the front of the coaster, flashing me her ass And the ride takes pictures, when you go by Eyes bloodshot as fuck, bitch, yeah Im high Tryna count all the people on the ride, folk But its hard to see with all the motherfucking weed smoke Ditch Disneyworld, we got the real rides And youll have the time of your life, if you survive [Hook Prez] Step, step, right up to my roller coaster These longass lines are getting a little shorter You gonna have the time of your life, wont ya? Step right up to my fucking roller coaster
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