airline stewardess making announcements [Bubba Sparxxx] I cant forget the bumps on the road to Hartsville Andys scared to fly, but surely Bubba Sparxxx will Shit and I aint slept, in a month of Sundays Still Im wide awake as we coast out on the runway And now the captain says Im number one for take off But Timmy Im too weak all this starvin led to weight loss Fear turns to adrenaline as life accelerates Im headed to my destiny, how long you guess it takes to get there? The in flight movie today is Gladiator But I cant afford the headphones, its cool, Ill catch it later Im cramped between two dudes, one from each coast Yet we all agree a safe flight is what we need most Hey stewardess, I cant handle all this turbulence The rides gettin bumpy and that shit dont help my nervousness Now they fin to serve the meal, I think Ill go with steak Every fuckin choice is crucial and we all know the breaks, in this game I barely even noticed but we covered every state Plus Im slowly turnin from feather to heavyweight its about time I need to take a piss but Im still scared to get up Please Lord protect those up in this air with us The captain just started our approach into the sunset Ive flown a million miles but the shit still aint fun yet When this journey is complete, youll know by my reaction Tears of jubilation as Im landin back in Athens thank you Lord
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