[Intro] One, two, three [Verse 1] John started tendin bar here Twohundredthousand years ago When this joint first opened Things were pretty slow The business picked up quite a bit The last two thousand years Its a hell of a way to spend eternity Slingin icecold beers [Verse 2] The clientele keeps changin Some are funny and some are odd He did a Jager bomb with Gandhi Served all the major gods And they all get along just dandy Even the lesser ones And the truth is theyre all just lookin To have a little bit of fun [Verse 3] Buddhas here on Tuesdays For the allyoucaneat buffet Allah just drinks water But he tips big, so thats okay Zeus and Wakan Tanka Drink Coors and watch ESPN And they all act just like school boys When Aphrodite saunters in You might also like[Verse 4] Jesus drinks red wine In a booth with Chiang Kai Shek Sometimes he gets a little rowdy And tells em all to go to heck Everybody laughs and Mozart Plays a Robert Johnson song But this one asshole God in the corner Just screams Freebird all night long [Chorus] Whose God is this? Wont somebody take him home? Whose God is this? Hes down there all alone Drunk as hell all by hisself Sayin hes the only one that could exist Whose God is this? [Verse 5] He showed up not long ago About 1952 All dressed up in some kind of flag Painted red, white, and blue Tried to come in with a pistol But John said no guns allowed So he just threw his in the dumpster Said theres more back home anyhow [Verse 6] John asked, Where you from, my friend? He said, The greatest place on Earth And then he started showin photographs And talkin bout his net worth Said he didnt have to pay for nothin He made the Black folks work for free And then he said he jewed down all the Indians John said, I think its time you leave [Chorus] Whose God is this? Wont somebody take him home? Whose God is this? Hes down there all alone Drunk as hell all by hisself Sayin hes the only one that could exist Whose God is this? [Verse 7] He said, Im here with Jesus But Jesus just shook his head no So John walked back behind the bar And picked up the phone Called downstairs to Satan Satan said, Let me be clear Theres no way in hell that motherfuckers Gettin in down here [Verse 8] John turned around and that god was Gropin all the girls He said, You can do that kinda thing When you rule the whole world But then he put his hands on Lillith And just like Muhammad Ali She knocked that red ball cap right off his head And dropped him to his knees [Chorus] And she said, Whose God is this? Wont somebody take him home? Whose God is this? Hes down there all alone Drunk as hell all by hisself Sayin hes the only one that could exist Whose God is this? [Verse 9] He picked himself up off the floor And said, I wanna talk to your boss The gods all laughed and he just yelled To hell with all of yall And then he stumbled towards the doorway Thats when they heard him say Im goin back where they still worship me In the good ol USA
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