[Intro Samples] This uplifting cinematic experience Uh, Ive got something important to tell you, man The big story is Dig this and dig it deep [Verse The Last Emperor] What if I had the Power to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters And they became archenemies? Inconceivable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing teams Keep it clean, no bats, no gats, guns, or interference Comic book characters would go head up with raw lyrics Now I take whoever might be on break from doing tours And have em signed up for The Last Emperors Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy large arena That might stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina If Im able, Id put it on payperview through my label And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat. Now that weve squared away the propositions Lets begin with the ultimate toughman competition Let the games begin! Set it off! Set it off, its the fight of the century KRS and Professor X would battle each other mentally With rhymes. These two team captains waste no time Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parkers mind He shot a cerebral probe at Kriss mind but he missed it Professor X taken out by the Blastmasters metaphysics Round two, new fight. Word to life, you gotta see this Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius Yeah, son, hes no match, let that graphic wizard have it My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Stranges magic Another hero down, and now the score is two to zero By words from The Genius, and hes still my rhyming hero Now the next fight was conducted in a roughlike manner Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. David Banner Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when hes amped off the gamma? But Reggie Noble soon became the Incredible Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts pumping Started schitzing in the ring, so then The Thing tried to jump in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after Redman he lunges But Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches! Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dungeons Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his hunches While the refs clean out the ring cause the last fight was so intense Lets do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense Yeah, yeah, its Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me So I took him to Chicago and told him to take it easy He couldnt see me with my applejack hat and hightops Colossus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and YNot Good looking, Common Sense. Yo, that last album was tight Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the next fight Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all times We got Dr. Octopus versus the mighty Busta Rhymes! Doc Oct versus Busta? Man, that stuff is dead Hell get his eight arms ripped off going up against the dreads Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octopus, who you think you grabbing? The god can never lose, so you know it will never happen Lyrically making me sleepy, youll need a nap when I slap you with my dreadslights out, youll kiss the canvas Before my eyes, I see the demise of another superhero Next up is Ras Kass versus Magneto Now anything goes when Magneto battles foes But Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic blows Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it best The sun rises in the east, but they can still set it the west Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender He got Storm from the XMen as if I couldnt match the gender Stan Lee shouts Excelsior! Yo, Stan, you best to chill Theres no match for Storm. I guess hes never heard of Lauryn Hill Now we all know Storm controls the temperature and weather Started running off at the lip, and LBoog was like, Whatever See, she just got home from tour and shes a bit too tired to spar So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclefs guitar All silence is ceased. Out of nowhere comes the Beast Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east Releasing rhymes that will pound you into the ground, therell be no round two Another victory for hiphop by the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Now the underground sewer system that lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they well know we can do this So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage Now Raphael and Michelangelo, those two others who are brothers Books smacked em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether youre plant or animal, vegetable or miggetymineral Before you step to Das EFX, you best be hard like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was over The last battle was brought forth by G.I. Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rolling thick But Ill get the military of hiphop, a.k.a. the Boot Camp Clik World War III for 98. In the wake of all these troops I could see General Buckshot going toetotoe with Duke Salute the captain for rapping cause now we know whos hard Catching wreck like Steele and Tek up against the Crimson Guard Charging after you, smashing you, metaphorically bashing through The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational Then, all of a sudden, I hear this real loud crack! The Military Punisher Big Rock just broke Roadblocks back! Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his team Weve got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine his claws can rip rappers for days But here comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine, you cant hang when Tical does his thang Paralyze you with the venom from the Method Mans fang! This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets darker We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Parker Nasty Nas at Halftime, headringer versus the webslinger Illmatic versus radioactive in the Rotten Apple where the Dead linger. He cursed the day that spider ever bit him And gave him a copy of his second LP, It Was Written For all upandcoming emcees, Ive got a question If I made a Secret Wars Part 2, would your name even be mentioned? Would you make the final cut? I make the nicest give their titles up Writing rhymesfighting crimes like the Blue Falcon and Dynomutt Stick around for the next battleslashadventure And if you see Stan Lee, tell him the Last Emperor sent ya
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