Verse1 At the top of the social ladder I speak Let me welcome you here officially To the back drop of martini clatter Break the ice with superficial chatter Im glad to be this years MC To greet the chic and the elite Yeah, you finally get to mix and mingle Pressing flesh until your fingers tingle Worldwide socialites unite OK, alright Verse2 The band is grander than I recall The talk is cultured, if a little small Keep parading your charading manners Keep pretending that it really matters Dont ask, dont tell And please dont stare at the emperor In his underwear Special thanks to the snack committee Heavens, dont those tarts look pretty Chorus 1 Worldwide socialites unite Enjoy the conversation But try to keep it light Just avoid the friction And if you feel conviction Well then, baby, step outside Lets keep the lite in social Lets keep the social light Lets keep the lite in socialite Chorus 2 Worldwide socialites unite Avoid the dreaded question The meaning of our lives And as to Gods existence Well, thats your private business And, quite frankly, impolite Lets keep the lite in social Lets keep this social light Lets keep the lite in socialite
socialite, lite, social, keep, worldwide