[Prelude] Awww yeah! Uh! Uhhuh Uh! Uhhuh Uh! Uhhuh One two Microphone checka one two Microphone checka one two Microphone checka one two Tell em what Im gonna do [Master Ace] On and on and on is how the beat goes So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros And dance til the feeling is gone in your toes I wear shorts in the summer, Timberlands when it snows Sometimes I like to chill, sometimes I like to mingle Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though Thats because Jimmy might end up on death row Now this here jam is like a special kind of song Its not too short, but then again its not too long I brought somebody with me, someone you might know Hes bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe All the way up to your last hair follicle [Master Ace as Biz Markie] Hey hey hey, its me the diabolical Yes, yall and, its time for me to fall in To a funky beat to make you have a ball and like Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like pump Cmon dont be a chump, I see four and maybe five Live party people but the rest did not survive Why? They had a cardiac arrest Now, rocking microphones is something I do daily and Making people dance like if I was Alvin Ailey, and People just love it when the Biz starts to play With my [beatboxing] and by the way Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky And Im the sneaky type to like slip a girl a mickey And I live the type of life thats far from affordable Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable Me and master ace is funky word to miz Yo, who is it Ace? its me and the Biz [Hook] Its me and the Biz repeat 4x [Master Ace as Biz Markie] Yo Ace, I got an, um, question Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime? [Master Ace] Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme All I need is a groove thats as smooth like a harp and Im ready to talk nough shit like Al Sharpton I take the stage and engage in a page and My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age [Master Ace as Biz Markie] Yo, Im the BIZM and, like a lot of women Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon Gucci, Louis, Fendi. Me and sexy Cindy Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy. Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and They know its me, because Im the BIZ Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a wife? And get a regular job where Im working 9 to 5 Shit, Im the Biz and its great to be alive [Master Ace] Im making crazy hits, a winner never quits So those that used to diss me in the past are having fits But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table Cause Im able to rock a crowd without a cable Or a Cuban link and yo, Lincoln wasnt Cuban! So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky Rubin MASTER and this aint store bought hiphop from a jar and It sure aint Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the wiz [beatboxing] Its me and the Biz [Hook] [Master Ace] Im a 100 proof and rag on the roof and Pulling crazy cuties without a gold tooth and Wilding, styling, this land is my land youre a prisoner to my music like you was on Rikers Island A slim, softspoken brother from the ghetto My name is Master Ace and I thought that you should know You run your rhymes like a horse and force and Extra booty lyrics on the crowd like youre the boss and I think youd better keep them to yourself Do it for yourself, put your lyrics back up on the shelf Now Im going to pass it to the BIZ MARKIE Cause I know you want to see him [Master Ace as Biz Markie] Ah one two, one two, this is what Im gonna do Keep the place jumping, get it wild like a zoo If anyone can do it, the BIZ can Peace to Marley Marl, Tragedy, and MC Shan And my cousin Cool V and, TJ Swan E and The Jungle Brothers swinging from a tree and EPMD and, Nice and Smooth B and MC Craig G and, Just ICE and The list goes on and on and on and on I go to Dapper Dan or Benetton Hey hey, I got some shoutouts, I know you all bought my new album I know everybody in Brooklyn bought it Everybody in Jersey bought it Everybody in Uptown bought it Everybody in Philadelphia and California and Florida bought my new album Im Biz Markie, Im down with my cousin Cool V, TJ Swan, Marley Marl...
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