Im jealous of the men whose penises are larger than my penises And Im jealous of the men whose penises are so enormous they outstrip all average penises Im even jealous of the men whose penises are slightly smaller than mine A complete history of penis envy, sizes 2429 Im jealous of the women whose slightly protuberant clitorises pass for penises bigger than mine Im jealous of the men who measure the penises of the men whose penises reach size 29 And my only consolation for penis envy would be to write a bitter and twisted little song Called A Complete History of Penis Envy, Sizes 2429 I once saw a man whose penis was so big he had to wheel it around in a wheelbarrow And I used to think it wasnt what you got but how you used it that mattered, but now I dont know And if you see me one day muttering, shabby and mad in the doorway with a paper bag round a bottle of wine Just put it down to penis envy, sizes 2429
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