[Verse 1] Monster trucks...are fucking awesome Running shit over...thats fuckin awesome! Mowing the lawn...that isnt awesome! Monster trucks that mow the lawn... Now thatd be awesome All that shit thats fuckin awesome Give it to me Give it to me All that shit that isnt awesome you can keep it! [Verse 2] Blowjobs...are fucking awesome! Bubble Wrap...is sort of awesome!? Staplers...I guess theyre awesome ...Yeah they can be awesome? Right? Clipping shit together...Thats productive! All that shit thats fuckin awesome Give it to me! Give it to me! All that shit thats sort of awesome Im indifferent! Trampolines direct deposit fighter jets and nachos all Awesome, awesome Acid rain and moldy cheese and waiting in line at the DMV All not awesome, not awesome, uhuh Frozen pizza, Styrofoam and clothes hangers and soap I could take it or leave it Awesome things are awesome and the things that arent are not And thats the way of the land Thats just the way the world is, man [Verse 3] Burning alive...is not awesome But waking up to a puppy...thats cute and awesome! Finding a dollar...thats pretty awesome! Supplemental income, yeah, now were talking! I cant wait to spend my dollar What should I get? What I get? 99 cent store or dollar menu cheeseburger All that stuff thats fucking awesome Give it to me, give it to me I am totally serious Im not asking but Im demanding Give it to me, give it to me Howd you like it if I strapped you down And pulled your fingernails out Give it to me, give it to me All you gotta do to end the pain Is give me awesome stuff so Give it to me, give it to me Thanks
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