Intro The parody has begun Ladies and gentlemen Machine. Gun. Kelly This kid. I think he is by far One of the best Pokemon Trainers I have ever seen Hes even got A level 100 Zubat Verse 1 Knapsack, got that! And you know I got a Pokemon hat And you know I got some Pokemon tats Tatted with a Goldeen and a Machamp Tatted with a Cubone and Dewgong And an Oddish, Nidorino, with a Gyarados And Articuno, got Kabuto And you know I had to get an Aerodactyl And a Hypno And I really want to thank all the Nintendo crew Because they published all the games that are extra cool Because I play em every day but mainly Red and Blue Because Im never gonna be able to catch a Mew Because Im copping all these Pokemon like Exeggcute Because Im always running into stupid Tentacool Because whenever I battle, I get the best of noobs They try to phase me, doesnt matter, cause I never lose Thought you had a chance till I sent my Mewtwo out Yep I got him and a bunch of Zubat Check out my PC and youll see look at my stash Oh snap! Got Jynx, Lapras, Koffing, Sandslash Got Pidgey, Snorlax, got Gloom, Golbat My storage system filled up, oh crap Guess I should just release a Pokemon thats useless Long Pause Oh yeah? You dont wanna fight next Just take a look into my Pokedex And youll see Victreebel and Farfetchd And you know I got a Parasect What you say boy? You train boy? You dont wanna see my Game Boy Trynna face mes insane boy Ive been spanking noobs since third grade boy Man you heard about me, you tried to play You saw my Vileplume and clicked the A You tried to quit cause you couldnt hit And I know you hate this cause you cant escape So you attacked me, I watched ya miss With your Clefairy, should of taught it swift Then your guard drops and I shoot ya with Fire spin, cause I brought Vulpix Game Boy, I flaunt it Game Boy, you want it Take a look, my Game Boys blue and gold With the rare Togepi all on it And youll see Jigglypuff on the front And a Pikachu around the corner Trynna play Weedle against my Onix? Thats just horrid and unfortunate Man I warned ya that I can play I told ya youll have no luck Hundred games in my hands ache And you still aint seen my Golduck Tried Omanyte against my Venusaur Cause you swore That water beats grass None of these noobies got the handbook Tell em that they should read that AAASAP I have the hardest time when I decide which One of these Pokemons my sidekick Wassup? My Dragonite is really violent like tyrants Primape throws em on the ground with seismic Might just have to go with what my favorite type is Pick a Haunter or Kadabra cause i like psychic Guys flinch every time my Pinsir vice grips I just really wanna win this fight quick Scythers looking like hes in a crisis If he ends up dead, Ill revive him Got it? I pick whoever will help me win it So its good I got a big collection Got a Diglett who likes to mimic And finish off all of my opposition And an Alakazam that body slams all you nitwits!
pokemon, boy, zubat, noobs, game