[Intro] Ah, ahah, ah Ah, ahah, ah Ahahahahah, ahah [Verse 1] Arthur loves his wife and children Arthur takes lunch every day Arthur likes it at the local Likes his pint at end of day [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner [Verse 2] Arthur talks to sexy Frida Takes her milk there every day Fridas telling hungry Arthur Of the debt shed like to pay [Verse 3] But she hasnt got the money Arthur coughs to clear the air Asks him in and calls him honey Up they toddle up the stair, hey [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner [Verse 4] Arthur hates his wife and children Makes his own lunch every day Likes it down at sexy Fridas Frida takes a pint a day [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner, hey [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur, yeah, yeah, yeah Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner, hey [Chorus] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Shed already had one owner [Outro] Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur Theres problems lurkin round the corner, yeah Ahahahahah, ah, Arthur
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