[Verse 1 MC Frontalot] I wasnt the smartest boy in the household by a longshot I knew of wandering the graveyard that its best met with an onslaught Of something called shudders Its when your body trembles and your heart skips, sputters And you mutter counterevils, and you grip on to your charms Ive never comprehended the alarm Caused by things described variously as scary Terrifying, ghastly. Could I follow this? Barely Certainly never felt it. Never shuddered, and my pops Sent me packing, called me bad luck kid, head full of rocks I talked so loudly of my ignorance as I roamed Complained I couldnt get frightened, and might have bemoaned That Id been disowned. A friendly hangman beckoned But I partied with his danglers, didnt shudder for a second Then I heard about a castle in the distance that was haunted Nobody lasted there an evening. Could it be just what I wanted? Didnt know [Chorus] Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of [Verse 2 MC Frontalot] I wasnt the first one to show up claiming bravery The rumored ends of my predecessors were unsavory Theyd become the catering at a feast of ghouls and spirits! Neither the king nor his people would set foot near it This seemed good fear, it glistened in their eyes as they spoke I figured I could pick the habit up and go maybe all the way back home, having understood shuddering Did the townspeople deem me a simpleton? Utterly What a first night it was, too! The hellbeasts Were like from a nightmare. I think? I dont get bad dreams I tried to nap but the furniture floated and spun We did some doughnuts in the stable yard! Fun The second nights vigilance wasnt any more fruitful Zombies down the chimney till the whole rec. rooms full Allbone ninepin, glad I brought my lathe Though I lost some money gambling, my denseness was unscathed [Chorus] Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of [Verse 3 MC Frontalot] Third and final evening, my reanimated corpse Cuddlebuddy tried to strangle me. Reliable sources Report that I chucked him back in his coffin and sighed Despaired of finding shudders locally and set to stride Didnt I want my reward? The hand of the castles princess? A path to power and riches, and this is its ingress? And this is my dimness, I guess, but I choose to keep questing Find the next hypothesis of scariness and keep testing But heres that princess requesting that I reconsider And as I spy her she reminds me of my babysitter A village girl I had a crush on as a lad Who never even noticed that I couldnt make eye contact This ones staring me down Shes used to getting her way, been wearing a crown Is she scaring me now, with her Think about it, please? I got this odd involuntary shaking in my knees [Chorus] Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of Didnt know There was anything In the world To be frightened of
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