Go in with dynamite and blow up the nest Wait with a shotgun to shotgun the rest Up against the mountains bash their brains on the rocks Then freeze em in the winter, in the spring let em rot Who you gonna get to get em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Take off their heads, feed em poison till they choke Catch em in a trap so their necks get broke Starve em in a bucket so they eat each other up And then whack em with a shovel and flatten out their guts Who you gonna get to get em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, drag em outta their holes Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, theyre filthy, you know The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol It aint New York, it aint Baltimore It aint some port city where they might come ashore We tolerate the badger, the big mountain cat And the grizzly and the rattler, but we dont like rats Who you gonna get to get em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol We got rat free status province wide And protectin its a point of provincial pride But if youre telling me we get to send em all straight to hell Goddamn I might have to just join up myself Who you gonna get to get em under control? Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, drag em outta their holes Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, theyre filthy, you know The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol Mmhmm. Nows the time Id imagine that the soft hearted and the weak minded will come forward to profess their love for the rat. A noble creature, theyll say, misunderstood. Disadvantaged. Well, I guess they have a right to their opinion. As for me, I aint buying it. So in the meantime and in between time, somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, drag em outta their holes Rat patrol, rat patrol Rat patrol, theyre filthy, you know The rats are gonna roll right out of control If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol
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