[Verse 1 Kool A.D.] Im the best white rapper, call me Paul Barman I got bars man, Tarzan, Don Cheadle, Mission to Mars, man Most of yall sweet like marzipan Boobie say my pipes be the heat like cars man If the booty ripe, I might eat the whole jar Can, bowl, pot, basket whatever Rap game Pol Pot, caskets leather material Most of these rap cats smell like posterior Their rosters inferior Me, Im a monster, delirious Half rasta, half pasta serious Hoffa couldnt find how lost I get often Get off it, Im a vet, I wet possum and jet I get off em and on em again, awesome Honor my friends flossing Respect the fly fashion, look at my One ugly rugby, I took it and washed it And kicked it to my cousin in, he was like, Gracias, primo Kool A.D., amigo La musica de amaze ocho ocho Pero no ocho cinco, blinko blinko Im so, um, ridiculico Pause, shout to Mike Finito Neato, Suave, Rico White girl, Nico Psychosomatic, addict insane In my own nation like the Vatican, mayne John Wayne on the saddle again, rattling chains I never battled for fame or ratted Or tattled or got mad at the game I never batted an eye, I batted the same Average to keep me consistently drafted, and thats it And still managed to drop a few classics Old school, new classes Old view, new glasses I told you, I do magic like David Blaine Stand stationary, remain the same You minor, Im Major Payne, baby, Im Damon Wayans Please take me out on the fader, mayne But wait no no, not yet [Verse 2 Lakutis] Im in this smokey detective room Bars full of light through the blinds Look into his eyes Mouth got the moth on it Meat with the sauce on it Jewel in the eyesocket Picture of the kid And your girl gold heart locket Ice cold flow buss it, its nothin its nothin How am I doin this!? Damn sho the gold ring, Mrs. thing ring ring Telephone, sorry its the President Hold up I gotta take this, yes hello Mr. President Obama Ho love the aesthetic but she hate the rap music She be sayin Lakyootis thats not how you say it, bitch Check me, Im the Don Juan, garon More Pellegrino, please See me with the pedigree, marijuana medical Dont go past two hundred Keep it one hundred, keep it ugly funky with me Call the bitch chunky, hit me crispy chicky Microphone flew out the hand and knock a ho out Damn [Interlude Dallas Penn] This is one of them filthy cyphers One of them dirty drawer cyphers Where you didnt bathe for a few days Not because you cant, but because you didnt want to [Verse 3 DVS] Rip your diplomas, cancel your Time Warner This the last thing you need to know for the time bein Fly being, eyes on the prize, obvious mind readin Defy reasoning, mind of science is not reachin em Im in the mirror in the picture in your Instagram Candyman, hook in my hand, not what you think I am Live with a plan, stand and deliver You livin in a van down by the river, thats unfortunate Im sure you thought of this, steak and a bone Eatin the cartilage, stay in your home, you dont want all of this Dont even bank on the phone, remain anonymous Im InAGaddaDaVida, you and Eve are up out this bitch Told you not to eat them apples you asshole Now fast forward a couple of months, you in a bad zone Im still the man though, funny how things happen Misfits step on the planet and then the track go [Verse 4 Meyhem Lauren] Yo, lap dances from strippers with lap bands Come through spots and we dap hands what up, Dan? Im just chilling, trying to live Keep the contraband out of the crib, know what Im saying? Rocking fly sweats, sneakers thats GoreTex We come through, bitches want raw sex and beef patties Let em carry ball bags, call em street caddies Bump and grind on the gas line peace, Sandy Stay dipped, flipping like I keep my feet handy ..And thats where I ran out of clever things to say, like Im trying to think of something cute to say right now but Im about to just let the song end You already know that we in here Except for when we not, then we out there
ocho, blinko, batted, mayne, cypher