[Intro] You alright, fella? Yeah, mate I ent seen you in ages, chap [Hook] Hows it going mate? What up, mucka? Me, Im doing bloody great Im a trucker [Verse 1] Ha! Pull out the gaffers yard in a large cab Ah, that feeling rubber rubbing on the Tarmac My, my, I see the skyline fly by Due to my tyre size, Im sure Im a mile high Energy sending me serenity, Firefly A soiled dirty magazine is my private life So if you see my lorry rocking in a layby It may be quite wise not to knock and say hi The way I pull up, its hard to miss it But if I leave it here Ill have a parking ticket And if I catch a traffic cop who starts to stick it Ill tell him where exactly up his arse Ill kick it When I park like this, then I ooze style, look Never mind if its risking a huge pileup I park it like its hot, a used fire truck Youre behind the times, bruv Ooh, dialup Man, trucking is the life and I live it Now I want to pimp my ride, call up Xzibit Tell him attach some lights and a different trim Go faster stripes and some wicked rims Hypnotised by the strobe of the cats eyes And when the rain flows, I am baptised [Hook x2] Hows it going mate? What up, mucka? Me, Im doing bloody great Im a trucker [Verse 2] Forget that big rig over the road Racing past him like nobody knows Im not overly loaded down with a load of wheels So many going round, its unreal I feel appeal in the cab of my truck So I seal the deal and peel off like a scab, yuk Call it meals on wheels cause Im delivering four tonnes of peas On four tonnes of steel From city scenery to greenery This is the epitome of machinery Its just me and the road, woop woop! Man, I feel like Toad, poop poop! My windscreen is an evershifting picture From Carlisle to Calais, Koln, Katowice I stop off at Rostock before turning And burning rubber all the way back home to Birmingham [Hook x4] Hows it going mate? What up, mucka? Me, Im doing bloody great Im a trucker [Outro] Life of a trucker Wouldnt change it for anything, man Shove your office job up your arse, mate Its just me and the road now... Me and the road
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