My name is Charlie Blumberg And I travel everywhere Cause Im a traveling salesman So I fly from here to there In every town I visit Folks must think Im really swell Cause everytime I leave a town I get a fond farewell Every time I fly away People cry, and they say Bye bye, Blumberg. Its a shame I have to go Seeing as how they miss me so Bye bye, Blumberg Once I took a trip with Irving Cohen No one even noticed he was goin Me they smashed across the head With champagne, and they said Blumberg, bye bye. Packed my Playboy magazine Dripdry shirt and Dramamine Its bye bye, Blumberg All night Im like Don Juan But sorry, girls, I fly at dawn Bye bye, Blumberg The stewardess says, Fasten safety belt, sir. Then she serves me coffee, tea, or seltzer And each night when I retire, the Mormon Tabernacle choir sings Blumberg, bye bye. I was in Cambodia They dont say hello to ya Just Bye bye, Blumberg. In the archipelagoes No matter where a fella goes Bye bye, Blumberg Even in Arabia when I fly by Abdul Nasser stands there waving bye bye And youll see when Im really gone In neon lights at Forest Lawn Blumberg, bye bye. Beloved Blumberg Oh Blumberg Ah bye bye Look up in the sky! You will find a Blumberg of Happiness!
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