[Verse 1] Pigeons! I dont give a smidgen of crap about em Cuz they crap on everything, except for rap, cuz they cant And I didnt hesitate when I snapped, crackled, and popped on those sons of bitches I could be outside sittin Mindin my own business Eatin some french fries and chicken But then in an instant these fucking pigeons descend from the sky Like they on a mission They open up their assholes and start shittin They make a mess of everything they sit on I get up to try to kick them but they fly away into the distance Fucking birds! The bird is what I flip em They raise their middle feather back at me, but it aint the same Yeah, bet you wish you had fingers I bet theyd come in handy Get it? Handy? Fuck you, that joke is dandy! Fucking pigeons shit whenever they landing Dont know what those fucking birds are planning I see an old granny feeding crumbs to that fat pigeon Goddamn he gonna fill every nook and cranny I wanna shove Captain Planet up your feathered fanny [Hook] Birds, fuck you You shit on me Ill shit back on you Birds You all can go to hell Fuck you pigeons! [Verse 2] No fingers, no brain, no teeth, no name You fucking birds are hella lame When I shoot pigeons, they aint made of clay Im shootin off bullets and they gettin in the way Dont try to blame the way I aim Are you birds insane? Im just saying, its your fault if you get shot in the brain Shouldnt have been in my nofly zone again Yeah, feel the pain If youd stop flying away, Id get up close and let you taste my blade Fucking birds deserve to get mauled and maimed Chest cut open, feathers bloodstained I decapitate, amputate your face This is for shitting on the human race, you fucking disgrace When Im rich and famous and have my own place Ill get a pigeon statue in the bathroom and shit on its face Paybacks a bitch and so are you Ill hang you up with the lace from my shoe Stuff you with candy and whack you with bamboo When youre a piata maybe something goodll come out of you [Hook] Birds, fuck you You shit on me Ill shit back on you Birds You all can go to hell Fuck you pigeons!
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