[Intro His Holiness 2 Scarvez] Shit 2 SCARVEZ! [Verse 1] Well my name is 2 SCARVEZ and Im pleased to meet you Im a crazy spastic rapper never know what I do I pop bottles like theyre zits while Im putting on the ritz My best thoughts come when Im taking my shits I said welcome, to my humble abode I strap bombs to my chest to watch the beat explode And now the NSA is looking at the rhymes I wrote Report 2 Scarvez is a crazy, cool, badass. End quote. [Chorus] Pleased to meet you my names 2 SCARVEZ A wandering minstrel a straight up bard So just charge it to my card while I scarf so hard And Im a fire breathing dragon like Charizard [Verse 2] All those who wander are not lost But I was drunk and high and my eyes were crossed So I was walking in circles in the desert like Moses I squat down to take a shit and it smelled like roses I got a god complex and a full Pokedex Hence why I get no respect from the opposite sex So I close my eyes pull up the covers and lock my knees And once the beat drops theres no stopping me Welcome to my metaphysical wonderland I personify your evil and fears like I am Ahriman Yeah I just went ancient Mesopotamian And if I was the devil I would just be Tazmanian I smoke, I drink, I let my organs decay But when I masturbate my problems seem to go away Golden rubbers in these pockets pulling eyes out of sockets Im throwing bows in the club aint nobody can stop it [Chorus] Pleased to meet you my names 2 SCARVEZ A wandering minstrel a straight up bard So just charge it to my card while I scarf so hard And Im a fire breathing dragon like Charizard [Verse 3] Im cracking backs like voices in puberty Im an amateur chiropractor with immunity In the eyes of the court. Great like Gatsby old sport I party hard with your unpaid child support I open a case for every place we deface And by the time the cops show up were gone without a trace I speak my own language idiosyncratic I seek my own danger and Im coming back at it And now I walk home on a trek of shame A stranger stops and asks me whats my name? So I look him in the eyes and he starts to realize Im about to bring the din so I declare to him You such a motherfucker call you Oedipus Im a fucking gladiator call me Spartacus Now you dont want my wrath, my explosiveness So you bow in the presence of His Holiness 2 Scarvez
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