[Verse 1] We all know the girls that I am talking about Well, they are time bombs and they are ticking And the only questions when theyll blow up And theyll blow up, we know that without a doubt Cause theyre those girls, yeah, you know those girls That let their emotions get the best of them Go! [PreChorus] And Ive contrived some sort of a plan To help my fellow man [Chorus] Lets get emotional girls to all wear mood rings So well be tipped off to when theyre ticked off Cause well know just what theyre thinking Just what theyre thinking [PostChorus] Shes so pretty but she doesnt always act that way Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday She said to me that shes so happy its depressing And all I said was, Someone get that girl a mood ring! [Verse 2] If its drama you want, then look no further Theyre like The Real World meets Boy Meets World Meets Days of Our Lives And it just kills me how they get away with murder Theyll anger you then bat their eyes Those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize Go! [PreChorus] And Ive contrived some sort of a plan To help my fellow man [Chorus] Lets get emotional girls to all wear mood rings So well be tipped off to when theyre ticked off Cause well know just what theyre thinking Just what theyre thinking [PostChorus] Shes so pretty but she doesnt always act that way Her moods are swinging on the swingset almost everyday She said to me that shes so stressed out that its soothing And all I said was, Someone get that girl a mood ring! [Bridge] Cause when its black means watch your back because youre probably The last person in the world right now she wants to see And when its blue it means you should call her up immediately And ask her out because shell most likely agree And when its green it simply means that she is really stressed And when its clear it means shes completely emotionless And thats all right, I must confess [Verse 3] We all know the girls that I am talking about She likes you Wednesday, but now its Friday And she has to wash her hair And it just figures that well never figure them out Ooh Well, first shes Jekyll and then shes Hyde At least she makes a lovely pair [Outro] Mood ring, oh, mood ring Oh, tell me will you bring the key To unlock this mystery? Of girls and their emotions Play it back in slow motion So I may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind Huh, that was terriblei
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