[Verse 1] Man I love college, I never wanna leave this place Van Wilder, I got the keys to the gate Hold up, hold up, yeah I think its my turn Let me get up in your ear, like a sideburn Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed And if you dont like the track than you need to rewind I stay going hard, Im Cal Ripken boy Leanin on the cup Im sippin boy, Im gifted boy Making money chips ahoy! Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy Yeah, and its a quick decision Fresh all my work is in mint condition Peep the precision, surgeon on the track Fuck goin in, Im bout to make a quick incision And I go about my flow quite swiftly Go fast, then I change it up like Cliff Lee [Hook] And Im telling all the girls the same thing Im telling all the girls I love them But I dont really mean a damn thing I just wanna go home and fuck them So I, Im just tryin to have fun So I, Im just tryin to have fun So I, Im just tryin to have fun Sorry girl, Im just tryin to have fun [Verse 2] Now I love all the girls, but its still cash first Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve Its pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me Im all over the web like Brett Favres peepee And Im so hot right now it might melt her And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker Haha, God dammit Im a douche Been around the world and I aint shooting hoops Its been two months and I might get famous, cocky Talk more shit than Skip Bayless, sorry And you really aint living how Im livin Get so much brain that my fitted aint fittin Nah, Im just kidding, I swear Im deserving Comin for the top spot quicker than a virgin And its over, checker the flag Big heart mofucker, with a pecker to match [Hook] And Im telling all the girls the same thing Im telling all the girls I love them But I dont really mean a damn thing I just wanna go home and fuck them So I, Im just tryin to have fun So I, Im just tryin to have fun So I, Im just tryin to have fun Sorry girl, Im just tryin to have fun [Outro] Im tryin to have FUN If you dont like it, FUthen, bitch
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