I say baby, it aint gonna suck itself Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself I say baby, it aint gonna suck itself What chew waiting for? it aint gonna suck itself Well I flew out from Virginie on the very first day I heard my record company exercise my pay to play Went to see Mr. Lott but his assistant said no Security will escort you to the parking lot It was 102 degrees I was feeling kind of hot So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles Couldnt buy just one so I bought myself a box When I come back the assistant shes standing in the parking lot No hard feelings do you want one of these? But she looks at me like I was speaking Chinese The security man walks up he helps himself to one Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap Or a dead and dying bird she didnt understand So I was just trying to be helpful when I said... Baby, it aint gonna suck itself Oh Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself I beg to differ cousin, it should be, it aint gonna lick itself Ok well try it that way It aint gonna lick itself Well Im standing in the parking lot waiting on my ride His name is Jackson Haring and hes still inside He went in through mailroom for some record company swag But this Virgin Records there aint shit to be had And the halls they was empty because everyone was laid off And he took a wrong turn ends up in the tape vault Only one thing to do when youre standing face to face With the Sticky Fingers, Let It Be master tapes Youve got to stick them in the satchel and head on the down the hall Saying these will go nicely with that Residents eyeball Many years ago while working for Bill Graham Presents A prop eyeball was stolen backstage from The Residents And the rumor went around that Jackson was the thief But thats neither here nor there and I was sitting in the jeep Looking at the Sticky Fingers master tapes My popsicles dripping on the seat so I throw it out the window And it lands at the feet of Roy Lott Hey Roy, it aint gonna suck itself Ah Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself And one time for the ladies, It aint gonna lick itself Ah Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself Baby, it aint gonna suck itself Everyone at Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself One for the ladies, it aint gonna lick itself What chew waitin for, it aint gonna suck itself Mr. Lott, it aint gonna suck itself Everyone on Foothill Road, it aint gonna suck itself Just so were not totally sexist, it aint gonna lick itself Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself
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