Eight oclock Monday Night at the bingo I finaly talked to a girl A little older than me Her name is Mabice Shes a pensioner that I know She wares a cardigan and slippers And a pair of false teeth And when she walks You can see her nipples touch her knees She doesnt notice me Cos shes watching countdown Fancies Terry Wogan Waits outside the post office Hours before it opens Why wont she date me I hope she doesnt hate me I know shes nearly eighty Know shes on heart As I fail misserably Trying to get the gran all the old guys want Shes the gran all the old guys want
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