Its funny to me watching all these young people Trying to get together I see them scanning the room for their Supposed romantic ideal Theyre looking for those with Similar markations And a glance Theyll try to steal But Ive noticed an alarming trend Toward specialization All these subcultures going public With their plea I understand people need a reason To get together God help us all if it turns out to be Elective surgery [Chorus] When she says I like long walks and scifi movies Youre six foot tall and east coast bred Some night when were together Ill tie your wrists with leather And drill a tiny hole into your head I once knew this girl Banana curls I could not comprehend the Things she said to me Casually Id really be offended Now Im all too shocked Like a god damned rock And Ive grown quite weary Of singles ads Like stripes and plaids Its no fad, she really proved my theory [Chorus] When I saw her ad, I read it twice No heavy drugs, no body lice In search of nonsmoking Petloving cleancut guy Whos nice I think youll do just fine I think youll suffice [Chorus] Were the trepenanation singles club of america! And it wont be long until we go worldwide If youre a clean living likeminded soul Wanna meet nice people with cranial holes And touch upon the truth that lies inside
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