She told me Im a lot like a late night talk show You wait long enough alls revealed, and then its gone Coffee keeps me alive on my late night talk show Then I change as I leave the live studio And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldnt guess that its mostly my fault And every show sucks as a result of me Youve now seen all the possibilities My pathetic friend Its been a tough week on the late night talk show I just cant afford what I need to know Gotta get away from the late night talk show Gotta drive as far as the car will go And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldnt guess that its mostly my fault And every show sucks as a result of me Youve now met both my personalities My pathetic friend Attack the viewers God knows theyve seen it all before Just keep your mouth shut God knows Ive heard it all before Will you be a guest on my late night talk show Just relax and Ill give you the third degree Do you want a job on my late night talk show You can be the director and fuck with me And everybody knows that casualness causes casualties You wouldnt guess that its mostly my fault And every show sucks as a result of me Youve now met both my personalities My pathetic friend My pathetic friend Is me, is me My pathetic friend Is me, is me
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