I traveled south for a holiday Drak some wine and mojitos Played upon the white sand And made myself an amigo I ate some shrimp and papya Thought the barbeque was grand But unbeknowest to me I at A little Cuban friend Chorus My little Cuban friend Lives inside my digestive tract My little Cuban friend I wish that hed go back I traveled home on the plane Thought my trip was at an end But at the immigration booth I forgot My little Cuban friend In my country and my bowels Hes and illegal alien Hes giving me intestinal cramps My little Cuban friend Chorus I went to see my doctor To see shet she would recommend She gave me a perscription to kill My little Cuban friend I read the list they gave me Of potential side effects Scary, but worth elimimating My little Cuban friend Chorus But now my head it feels like breaking Im projectile vomiting It sprays around the room but at least Im getting better at darts My hemorrhoids they itch so much Id like to sit upon a fence Im longing fo the old days With my little Cuban friend
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