This Track is pure Fiction Ive been teased a few times but its been reasonable See its cool, she causes riots when she takes me to school People drool when shes walking past. Before class I always laugh As my friends divorced dads ask her for an autograph On the Streets, cats glance at each other, speak of her Some even ask my mother to sign her dvd cover Everybody knows her, every fella probably owns a Poster of her if hes aged twenty one and over The globe is heavy on her shoulders, she carries the weight Kids get carried away, I couldnt care what they say Cause I dont want another mother, yeah, none can compare Shes stunning, shes rare, shes cunning, shes mum of the year She puts men in a frenzy, the pretty woman women envy Shes willing and caring with me, shes witty and friendly, I really... Love her cooking but you dont know the half You dont know better than to fantacize about her ass My Mothers a Porn Star and so what? It didnt change shit growing up She knew how to raise her boy the right way So fuck whatever you may say My mothers a star, she makes flicks for adults But dont think she dont love my dad. This isnt a joke Weve got moral standards, we a normal family Living happily So fuck you and your porno fantacy She makes sextapes and yes, I know theyre X Rated But shes never had to be explicit and explain it to me I dont care if shes got a wonderful booty ! What are you on? Truly? Ive never wanted to watch one of her movies ! My mummy aint some friggin filthy Hooker But if we looked close at yours, Im sure wed fill a book up Mine puts money on the table, while your mother is unable To cope, nasal full of coke, no wonder youre unstable Make your silly jokes, huh, keep up the babbling ! At least mine dont creep around, sleeping with married men She may get nude on the cam, but wont be fooled by a man Shell always do what she can to bring loot to her nuclear fam Chorus scratches Yeah Women judge each other with a look Men judge a colour and the cover of a book And I judge the judge that judges my mother Yeah, Im a mothers boy... So reconsider or go fuck yourself But dont take it litteraly you dirty douchebag Back the fuck off my fam and let us live our normal life. Ima get back to mine, Ive gotta go kid My mum is calling me Ive gotta do the washing up Tera Patrick was over for dinner And Im out. The cognac is waiting Chorus
shes, mother, judge, fantacy, men