[Intro] You guys seem like youre on my side, right? Alright, lets change that... [Verse 1] Grab a seat Have something to eat Help yourself, its all right If you want a beer, theyre over here But we only got Coors Lite Try a chip with my homemade dip The stuff is outta sight Right before bed, well shave your head Good thing youre dressed in white [Chorus] Cause its a Klan cookout Cause its a Klan cookout [Verse 2] Heres my wife slash sister She brightens up my day She went away and I missed her Cause my mums a lousy lay Dont hang with foreign fellows Itll only be your loss Stay here and roast marshmallows By the burning cross [Bridge] At the Klan cookout Just the black people Klan cookout Dans on lookout At the Klan cookout [Verse 3] And if youre black Dont want to see your face Theyre like a high school track Just a stupid race We got a plan Kill all the Jews Are you a Mexican Because you seem confused Seor, KKK? [Chorus] Its a Klan cookout Its a Klan cookout Mein Kampf? Check that book out At the Klan Kookout [Verse 4] All men are created equal Man, that shit gets me pissed Heres an idea for a sequel Someone loses Schindlers List I cook, I clean Cause Im the hooded host And on Halloween I dress as a... slave owner We hate Hispanics Hence the 20foot walls And all you goddamn dirty Catholics Can Catholick my balls Ethnics give off weird aromas And I cant understand Why we need high school diplomas With a Bible in hand [Outro] At the Klan Cookout I have black friends I was just kidding. I dont have black friends
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