Im disgusted by these sanctimonious bastards Who baptize their flock with their fondlings Masturbation, sodomies and hypocritical vows of chastity and poverty Theyre all coldhearted people With nothing but murder and hate in their souls Let me know if you believe in resurrection The virgin birth The burning bush The parting of the sea and all the other garbage I really wanna know You see, I have this bridge Im looking to sell Its called the Brooklyn Bridge And Im looking for a buyer Maybe youre interested I will give you a really good deal Cause Im gonna start a new religion I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! I dont believe in the old one I dont believe in the old one... Do you know how the blessings of your God really add up? There are annual dues to be paid The extracted pledges and collection plate too The services of your priest at a baptism or wedding really cost you Why do I have to pay for this? They could get real jobs and pay taxes too Well Im not payin anymore! Cause Im gonna start a new religion I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! I dont believe in your heaven I dont believe in your heaven... Why should I burn in hell Cause I belong to a different religion? If Im a good person Good people shouldnt be excluded! Just because they havent been baptized, batmitzvahed Just be a good person, the best you can And you wont have to change your religion! Cause Im gonna start a new one I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! Im so tired of the hatred Im so tired of the hatred... The Jews hate the Arabs The Serbs hate the Muslims The Protestants hate the Catholics And then there are religious wars Boring, boring, boring... There shouldnt be any reasons to fight anyone with another belief Kiss your scriptures Kiss your Satanic writings for all I care Cause theres gonna be room for everyone In the new religion Im gonna start I wanna start a new religion! I wanna start a new religion! Too much praying in the old one Too much praying in the old one... Did you ever stop to think That the only thing that ever happens at a church Or temple or mosque is praying? Muslims have to pray five times a day! What for? Its nothing but a colossal waste of ttttime I can tell Well theres not gonna be any praying anymore My ideas gonna be to form good deeds Thats the new religion Thats it, good deeds, nothing more No priests, no praying, no fasting All the blessing will be free And everyone belongs by performing good deeds Thats the new religion and Im founding it! Im gonna start it real soon Cause the old one doesnt work anymore And Armageddon is just around the corner Just around the corner Mans voice Hey, what do you think youre some kind of prophet, or something?
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