I hate you from the moment you walk in You smell like old mothballs and gin How are you kind folks? please have a seat While I try to ignore the pain in my feet And I hate the smell of perfume I hope this day ends really soon And Ive got to get out of here Ive got to find a way to get out of here Why bother to ask for the fatfree cheese? You look like you eat as much as you please Dont ask me if Ive tried the veal Honestly Id rather suck a banana peel And I hate the smell of this place And that smug look on your face And Ive got to get out of here Ive got to find a way to get out of here And I can see your eggs are runny I didnt cook them, you big stupid dummy! Dont patronize me, honey! All I need all I want is your money Why do you people make me so mad? Its probably because you tip so bad Im sorry, Im in a bad mood Ill feel better after I spit in your food And I hate the smell of your smoke But Id rather do this than go broke And Ive got to get out of here Ive got to find a way to get out of here
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