Well you got a hot date and you wanna be fly Throw on a Gucci blazer and a Gucci tie Not a hair out of place,a freshlyshaved face You think youre walkin out the house with style and grace Dont you You pick up your girl and take her to dinner Cause when the night is over you think youre gonna win her Then you move real close using all your charm And then your girl says Baby guess that I smell your underarms That odor,its ringin out loud and clear as a bell You cant hear it because youre immune to the smell I describe your aroma as foul and pathetic And they can use your odor as the latest anesthetic Now I know that its stone cold funk,I can tell Cause its written all over by the way you smell That funk the aroma,that smell,that scent Youll be arrested for malicious body odor intent Your odor going round,doin people bodily harm And then somebody turned around and said I smell your underarms You woke up late for work usin the same old line Dont think Im gonna wash my underarms this time The more you ignore,the worse the smell grows And you pick out all clothes by using your nose It was the rush hour when I was on the train And the smell of underarms was drivin me insane It was a surefire way of bringing me to my death I couldnt hold a conversation,I was holding my breath And you cold see the funk just like a cloud in the air Was homeboy sittin next to me,I swear! And when I saw the direction this girl was leaning You could hear homebodys underarms just screaming ugh..... I smell your underarms Hanging at a party one night,all alone Sippin on a bottle of Dom Perignon The crowd was on the floor,rocking the beat Smelling like thay aint bathed since last week The smell was all through the house,cold rockin the place The funk fill the air like a fresh can of Mace When you raised your hands I had to sound tha alarm A girl said Look,theres Monster growin under his arm We were so shocked we couldnt even run uhgh And they declared his arm public enemy number one Now throw your hands in the air,if you want to party hard Now put your hands back down,everybodys,cause You didnt use Right Guard I smell your underarms
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