[Verse 1] I was just sitting home just minding my own business Looking at the internet with a cup of tea and biscuit When suddenly my cup of tea was empty and all over me I froze staring at the screen that was open right in front of me Cause when you log in the last thing that you want to discover Is that you got a friend request of your mother [Chorus] The parents, theyre all on Facebook Theyre taking over everywhere you look [Verse 2] Writing consistently in capitals Posting pictures of animals Spotting all your grammatica Trying to teach a valuable life lesson Through a Comic Sans quote on a sunset Poking everyone without fully understanding the concept No dad this isnt a search engine And youve just who mily cyrus Thats not even a sentence And stop trying to check in my friends conversations Or at least if you do just learn to use punctuations Why youve posted that long message about the cat on my wall Just put it in a text thats what the phones are there for And for the last time LOL doesnt mean lots of love And for gods sake stop putting hash tag you only live once [Chorus] The parents, theyre all on Facebook Theyre taking over everywhere you look [Verse 3] Looking at all my photos Liking all my photos Uploading loads of photos Then liking your own photos Insisting on inviting me to Candy Crush Saga Commenting on all my posts with I beg your pardon Writing on my wall when you can see Im in the garden Whos that guy in speedo thats my father Oh god theyre starting taking selfies Now theyre asking me to tell them what a selfie is No wonder everyone my age is starting to migrate Im on the verge of going back to MySpace [Chorus] The parents, theyre all on Facebook Theyre taking over everywhere you look [Outro] The parents, theyre all on Facebook Theyre taking over everywhere you look
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