Well, I wake up evry morning fore the crack of dawn Slip into my Nikes and my sweats and Im gone Joggin, I got joggin on my brain Heat wave, sleet, hail or hurricane Im apoundin down the pavement, Im a fool for pain Joggin Joggin Yeah, Im joggin Joggin Well, Ive been gaulded tween the thighs by my velveteen togs Ive been bit right on the buns by them Doberman dogs Ive had severe inflammation of my Achilles heel Is this the way a healthy persons supposed to feel? I got muscle cramps, I got runners knee But no amount of sufferin will ever stop me From joggin, I got joggin on my brain Uhhuh Heat wave, sleet, hail or hurricane Im apoundin down the pavement, Im a fool for pain Joggin Joggin Joggin Joggin I got fluorescent patches for runnin in the dark I got a little can of mace for the muggers in the park Ive been fussed at and cussed at by people in their cars Ive been clotheslined runnin blind in peoples backyards You might also likeJoggin Joggin Joggin Joggin Joggin Joggin Well, I got hundreddollar shoes and fiftydollar shorts A Walkman, headbands, devices of all sorts A joggers watch, I read the Runners Magazine I eat fruit, bran, fiber and frozen Lean Cuisine I tried handball, racquetball, tennis and golf But they dont move me, I only get off On joggin, I got joggin on my brain Uhhuh Heat wave, sleet, hail or hurricane Im apoundin down the pavement, Im a fool for pain Joggin Joggin Yeah, Im joggin Joggin Yeah, Im feelin good now Oh, I betcha I can do twentyseven miles today Uhoh, is that a black dog peeping Round the corner of that house at me? Dag blame it, I told him to put a chain on his boy! Im agonna have to call the pound again Oh Lord, here he comes! Oh! Good boy! Nice dog! Heel! Down, boy! Now Im really joggin! I think I just messed up my fiftydollar shorts! Feets dont fail me now! Argh!
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