Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall 9 to 5 A slave driver telling me Get on the ball! A crowded store I kneel before them Misery beyond compare Sweaty socks A lady boxer Whats she got against fresh air? I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach CHORUS I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard help, help, help, help I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard lifeguard, lifeguard Hardly any clothes lifeguard Sand between my toes lifeguard White stuff on my nose Selling shoes Another loser working in a shopping mall Im getting fat What does it matter? Nobody cares at all But next July, Ill say goodbye to every outofit, dullwitted fool Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool Summer blondes revealing tanlines Ill make more moves than Allied Van Lines CHORUS I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard be a big man, now... get a great tan, now I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard lifeguard, lifeguard Sitting on my chair lifeguard In the salty air lifeguard White stuff on my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard help, help, help, help I, I, I wanna guard your life I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard lifeguard, lifeguard Lounging on the deck lifeguard Whistle round my neck lifeguard White stuff in my nose I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard lifeguard, lifeguard
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