[Intro Strong Bad and Coach Z] Woke up this morning in a rap song video Can you help me with my hiphop ditty, yo? Well, Coach Z, that all depends Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens? Im sorry, did you just say waughmp waughmp? Thats right, and you know what that means! I dont! Things are about to get... bulbous [Hook Together] Waughmp waughmp I bought a fisheye lens And make a rap video with a couple of friends It goes waughmp waughmp All the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens [Verse 1] Hey, that chorus wasnt kidding Check out how cool my rap points look! With a fisheye lens, you dont need to know how to rap or skateboard or do anything well! Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough We got bulbous hands, and bulbous feet Now turn your back to the camera Shake those bulbous cheeks! Oh, look at that! Ive got a considerable rear shelf! That makes me uncomfortable! [Hook Together] Waughmp waughmp I bought a fisheye lens And make a rap video with a couple of friends It goes waughmp waughmp All the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens [Verse 2] And once you use a fisheye, well, you just cant stop It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped I jumped in slow motion, off the curb Without a skateboard, that should look absurd But with my fisheye lens, hey, havent you heard? I got the moves so smooth, make your mom say Those are some exceptionally smooth moves [Verse 3] Coach Z! SB! Whatchu got for me? I got the FISHEYE lens! Lets pretends I got ten girlfriends And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens, it goes [Hook Together] Waughmp waughmp I brought a fisheye lens And make a rap videos with a couple of friends It goes waughmp waughmp But all the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens [Outro] Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool! Yeah yeah! What about tax papers? Oh, look at how cool those papes look! How about a pair of tan pants? Ohh! Somebody say country dish towel? Country dish towel! [Homestar Runner] Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try What happens when you point it at a real fish eye? Aw man! Aw dag! What happened to the honeys? Bring back the fisheye! Homestar, you broke our rap song video! You turned us into a Dixieland jazz band! Why yall gotta be dissin on Dixieland? I think its great! Its got several syncopations Several syncopations! Several syncopations! Several syncopations tonight!
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