[Hook] I hate CDs, CD records are fake Where the fuck the DJs gonna catch the break? Only vinyl can make my rear shake Yo Embee, scratch the record for old times sake [Verse 1] I was shopping my demo at this recordcompany They thought it sounded cool and said lets make a CD I said, wait a minute, you mean LP He said, no we stopped making those in 93 I said, what, but what about the D? Before I got to say the J I was kicked out on the street Stood to my feet, and thought, this is a conspiracy To shut down real hip hop, I gots to call Embee He wasnt home so I gave him a beep But his pager was blown so I thought Im on my own I got to fix one alone, I thought when I got home Grabbed my megaphone and went out, agitating But nobody reacted so I went home, contemplating Forever tryin to solve this impossible equation If DJ LP MIC equals MC, then where the F you fit in CD? Nowhere So I just stopped in armygear, I put on shades and I dyed my hair I got my razorblade teeth and strangling shoelaces Gasmask and explosive suitcases Ready to go to war on the recordstore Sellin cds, Im gonna smash the door Light up the Molotovcocktail boom! You had compactdisks on sale, is what Im gonna say If the cops come take me away But no way, I leave the suite without a trace Change my garment like a dreadlock Clark Kent Without a phonebooth, cause I aint paid the rent Next day newspapers headlines will read The militant vinylterrorist Newbie And me on a picture dressed up in camouflage Icehockeymask covered beard and moustache I slash the kind of person with a hockey stick Told them to stop to selling the compactdisk [Hook] Embee scratching The hip hopDJ is an endangered species Becoming extinct because of the CD And without the DJ, there would never had been hip hop But now on every block I see a cdshop So how ya think hip hop had a chance to begin If the people in New York had no records to spin? Back and forth, forth and back like Flash Thats why I have to do these nightly attacks To preserve the wax and exterminate the compactdisk Cause this has become a hazardous healthrisk So peace the DJs spinnage and DJBloke from Sweden And all DJs all around the globe From the west the Scratchpickles and DJ QBert Scratching the record until the needles jerk Kool Herc, Red Alert, and Grandmaster Flash Dj Evil Beat, Clark Kent and Dj Scratch Or from the east rocking jams with their hands Cant forget about Crush and Honda from Japan And Afrika Bambaataa down since it started The Xmen rocking tapes on block parties Some of the hardest Premier and Kid Capri Mark the 45 king be rocking cool beat Chuck, chill out, in Sweden sounds DJ Sleepy But nr one for me is DJ Embee [Hook]
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