[SARAH, spoken] Harry? [HARRY, spoken] Uh? [SARAH, spoken] Do you wanna stand there? [HARRY, spoken] Okay, Im standing here. Now what? [SARAH, spoken] Well, darling, just come at me [HARRY, spoken] Okay [JOANNE] Its the little things you do together Do together Do together That make perfect relationships The hobbies you pursue together Savings you accrue together Looks you misconstrue together That make marriage a joy Mmhmm... [HARRY, spoken] Well, I could have blocked that [SARAH, spoken] No, that cant be blocked [HARRY, spoken] You wanna do it again? [SARAH, spoken] Okay [HARRY, spoken] Ill come at you again [SARAH, spoken] Okay [JOANNE] Its the little things you share together Swear together Wear together That make perfect relationships The concerts you enjoy together Neighbors you annoy together Children you destroy together That keep marriage intact Its not so hard to be married When two maneuver as one Its not so hard to be married And Jesus Christ, is it fun Its sharing little winks together Drinks together Kinks together That make marriage a joy The bargains that you shop together Cigarettes you stop together Clothing that you swap together That make perfect relationships Uh huh Mmhmm... [Sounds of Sarah and Harry fighting] [SARAH, spoken] Uncle? [HARRY, spoken] Uncle your ass! [COUPLES] Its not talk of God and the decade ahead that Allows you to get through the worst Its, I do, and, You dont, and, Nobody said that, And, Who brought the subject up first? Its the little things... The little things, the little things, the little things The little ways you try together Cry together Lie together That make perfect relationships Becoming a cliche together Growing old and gray together [JOANNE] Withering away together [COUPLES] That make marriage a joy [HUSBANDS] Its not so hard to be married [WIVES] Its much the simplest of crimes [HUSBANDS] Its not so hard to be married [JOANNE] Ive done it three or four times [JENNY] Its people that you hate together [AMY and PAUL] Bait together [PETER and SUSAN] Date together [COUPLES] That make marriage a joy [DAVID] Its things like using force together [LARRY] Shouting till youre hoarse together [JOANNE] Getting a divorce together [COUPLES] That make perfect relationships Uh huh Kiss kiss Mmhmm...
together, spoken, harry, sarah, joanne