[Intro] You know, maybe Im drunk, maybe Im not Maybe this happened, maybe it didnt [Chorus] Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest Theres paperwork to fill out Cause a dead man walks the streets Cause my sister has a best friend That Ive known since I was three And now Im gon get strangled Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, Dead man, dead man walking My homies like, You a dead man, dead man walking [Verse 1] Yeah, uh, come on Beautiful family friend is she Almost a decade older than me And Ive been gone for quite a while overseas, yeah And shes been living up in Albany, yeah yeah Then I had two shows I played upstate She came to show love and see my face Then we got drinks and we chilled like, Hey And then from there it was, you know, what Im saying [Chorus] Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest Theres paperwork to fill out Cause a dead man walks the streets Cause my sister has a best friend That Ive known since I was three And now Im gon get strangled Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, Dead man, dead man walking My homies like, You a dead man, dead man walking My homies like, Dead man, dead man walking My homies like, You a dead man, dead man walking [Verse 2] Now shes like, Damn, how did we let this happen? Damn, how did we end up in this bed? Then I said, Relax and laughed like This would be a pretty dope song. Shes like, No, I swear to God Ill kill you No, I really will just take your life No, dont even think about it But that would be a pretty dope song So I came home and I called my friends Then we got smacked and I wrote this jam I know for a fact that we going... Its over, my life is deadass over [Chorus] Call my doctor, call my lawyer Call my brother, call my priest Theres paperwork to fill out Cause a dead man walks the streets Cause my sister has a best friend That Ive known since I was three And now Im gon get strangled Cause we tangled in the sheets My homies like, Dead man, dead man walking My homies like, You a dead man, dead man walking Yeah yeah, my homies like, Dead man, dead man walking My homies like, You a dead man, dead man walking [Outro] The funny part about this entire thing You know, like doing the onetake, write it quick, fun jokes? But my sister wont hear this until I release the album Shell hear every other song except this one So, surprise
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