Thank you, Osama You are the savior Of our economy today Now that the dot coms Choked on their stock frauds Gold mines Homeland Security Why not hire half the country To spy on the other half? No more unemployment Or privacy enjoyment Think of the dividends Who can we trust? We trust McGruff The Crime Dog Our O.G. TV Narc Since youve accepted being drug tested At work, At school, At play, At home Youll each rejoice at Your new companion Who follows you everywhere you go Always dressed in a trenchcoat And a McGruff doggie mask Never know who they are Kuz you know better than to ask Who can we trust? We trust McGruff The Crime Dog Total Awareness He sees you when youre sleeping He knows when youre awake He knows when youve been bad or good So be good for the sake of McGruff the Crime Dog Watching your every move Your guardian angel in a doggie mask In bed while youre asleep No home invasions Beside you when you get it on No date rape Stick a thumbtack up your butt When youre slacking on the job Together We will protect our way of life Report all suspicious activity Turn in your friends Keep your home terrorist free Take a Bite Out of Crime Take a Bite Out of Crime!
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