Lyrics by MC Lars Music by MC Lars, Julian Wass and Ashley Jade [ASHLEY JADE] Hey Japan! Heres the bonus track. Its track 15! Oh no, ooooh, oh yeah I read this stuff on Wikipedia so dont take it as fact I bring the knowledge of Japan you whack MCs lack I pack so much flavor that I make your tongue snap As I tear it up on this Japanese bonus track Japan is located in Eastern Asia A country more prosperous than Malaysia They make Robotic Dogs and PSPs Nintendo and messed up pornography I bought the DVD of that Battle Royale movie Where students cut each other up just like sushi Kids killing kids on a lost island I cant show my parents, they wouldnt understand American consumers like Japanese cars Because Japanese cars are built better than ours Better, better, better than ours Krowemoh ruoy gniod eb uoy tndluohs? Better than ours [Chorus] [ASHLEY JADE] This is the Japanese bonus track Lars is international and thats a fact This is the bonus track for Japan cause Lars has special love for his Japanese fans Tokyo is the countrys biggest city But Japanese people are ittybitty They bow and say thank you in the halls Kids there like Pac and Biggie Smalls Cibo Matto is Japanese But the WuTang Clan is not Japanese Super Mario Brothers are Japanese Hello Kitty iPod cases are half Japanese Homer was plagiarized on a box A fish light ulb that cleaned his socks When its Mr. Sparkle in effect Then dirt is something he disrespects The Ninja Turtles arent Japanese But the iron chef is Japanese And MC Lars isnt Japanese Want to learn more about Japan? Yes please! [REPEAT Chorus] Domo arigato, Japan
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