Hi, Ian! Hey, Anthony! Did you hear about prom? Yes, Ian. Lets go to prom with hot girls Great idea, but what if other people dont know how to prom? Then lets show how to prom with a tight rap Great idea! Before you can go to the prom Youve got to get a hot date That looks real bomb Get the courage to gooooo up and ask her Im really good at it Cause Im the pickup master! Or you say, Go to prom with me Cause Im hecka ripped! If you say no Ill bust your lip! Women always like a show of force My dad was a wimp And thats why hes divorced! Were gonna show you How to pretty, pretty prom Slamming energy drinks Dancing all night long Hope your ladys dress shows off her chest Because seeing female booby Is the best! Cause were gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And its gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! How to prom! Cant go to prom in a jeans and a hood Gotta dress hecka handsome And be looking hecka good! Suit, tie, bbbbblack socks We the pimps of prom Cause we totally rocks When youre stupid mom tries to take pics Never smile Show your badass Look hostile Make sure you flex your muscles alot And try to show them off Them bom diggity socks! Were gonna show you How to pretty, pretty prom Slamming energy drinks Dancing all night long Hope your ladys dress shows off her chest Because seeing female booby Is the best Cause were gonna show you how to prom! Prom, prom, prom! And its gonna be the bomb! Bomb, bomb, bomb! Roll up to prom and its all hecka lavish Theres a table full of punch That you wanna ravage The DJs blasting all The cccoolest noise Slim Shady, Slipknot, and the Backstreet Boys! Some people spike the punch with booze Dont drink it! Youll get drunk And show your boobs! So we spiked the punch with lots of sugar And because were so funny We put in a booger! Slllloooow Daaaannnce Tiiiime First, grab your girl Step out on the floor Put your hand on her shoulder And get ready to score Slide your hand down her back Move it down to the crraack Hover there, brother Youre about to attack Now slow it down yo Go get ready to go Then touch that sweet butt Youre the man now, bro! Were gonna show you how to Pretty, pretty prom Slamming energy drinks Dancing all night long Hope your ladys dress shows off her chest Because seeing female booby Is the best! One more time! Were gonna show you how to Pretty, pretty prom Slamming energy drinks Dancing all night long Hope your ladys dress shows off her chest Because seeing female booby Is the best! So thats how you rule at your high school prom Hope you learned a lesson on how to be the bomb! But if you couldnt follow our tips Cause youre a loser noob At least theres always some drunk girl Flashing her boob!
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