We were playing wizard chess this Christmas We were playing wizard chess this Christmas When you came down to the Burrow to ask us To stop the game and start to play a new one down at the Ministry You want us as your pinup stooge For policies that we wont approve Were Dumbledores man, through and through And our loyalty lies with the truth Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna dance for the Ministry, no Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna put on the monkey suit for you And your political aspirations I wont pretend that things are cool For your approval ratings Oh Rufus Scrimgeour Im inclined to believe youre a vampire Cause youre going suck the truth Youre going to suck the truth out of the situation at hand And were not gonna win this war Were not gonna win this war with lies lies Lies lies Lies Lies lies Lies lies Lies! Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna dance for the Ministry, no Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna put on the monkey suit, no Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna put on the monkey suit, no Im not gonna be your mascot Im not gonna put on the monkey suit, no Im not gonna be your mascot NO! Im not gonna dance for the Ministry, no Im not gonna be your mascot NO! Im not gonna put on the monkey suit, oh no
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