Hey Macklemore, can we go gift shopping? What x 16 Hey look, what is that by the exit x 4 Im gonna buy some crap Ive got money burning in my pocket I Im a tourist at a museum Look at all these gemstones Nah, walk in the museum like What up, I need a pet rock Forget exhibits, I need something from the gift shop Snack in a pouch looks so damn tasty Clerk is like, Dude, thats astronaut icecream Trying on XL tees, playing with a light machine Look for key chains, hope they have my name, its Eugene Wish I could buy all of it, slow globes, rain sticks Probably check the weather cause it sounds so precipitous... But shit, it costs more than my rent! Uh Messin it, pressin it, these pins capture my expressions n Throwing all those bouncy balls bouncing below the bargain bin This bird keeps on hydrating, it is drinking and bobbing I am Spending all my money on some desk toys that use physics bitch Imma buy a Newtons cradle, Imma buy a Newtons cradle No for real ask the lady do you carry pendulums? Scifi noise tube, dinosaur stickers Tornadoinabottle that I found spinning They had a tiny broadsword, I bought a tiny broadsword Bought a fossil trinket, and then a finger skateboard Hello, hello, candyfilled cell phone Magnets top to bottom on my fridge door, YOLO Walk up to the bin, scoop up a bag of gemstones The geode heads would be like, Aw, he got the Fools Gold Im gonna get some snacks And a Big Kids Guide to Pirates I Im a tourist, at a museum I should buy a telescope What you know about rocking hats like Dave Crocketts What you know about scalereplica muskets Im digging, Im digging, Im searching for the right puzzle Jigsaw art of a NASA Space Shuttle Buy your stepdad a Uranus mousepad and a Sweatshirt, plus a pot of seeds and some dirt Im at the checkout, you can find me by the koosh balls I got, I got yelled at by the guy for throwing koosh balls For grammy, for aunty, for momma, for daddy Ill take some mugs for all my family, birthday gifts, I own that motherfucker A mammoth model with the bones in that motherfucker I got a beetle trapped in stone like a motherfucker They be like, Oh, that jewelery thats hella tight Im like, Yo it was made by local artisans Limited edition craft by Indian tradition Fifty dollars for a pendant it supports the reservations I bought that and this cool floaty pen shit I bought that and this Young Scientist Kit That kits hella dope But mixing acids without goggles or some gloves or supervision is a hella dont Peep game, come take a look through my kaleidoscope Tring to find gifts that are bland? Man you hella wont Man you hella wont Gift Shops Hoberman Spheres Yeah I wear a shirt with wolves And in the dark it glows All of this and more thats dope In that Gift Shop by the door
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