Adam Kay Its Christmas eve Im on the forecourt To buy a present From the Wild Bean Caf Theres packs of cigarettes Theres packs of moist towelettes Theres Dan Brown audio cassettes And sacks of charcoal briquettes Suman Biswas Where the fuckve you been, Ive been waiting for hours Adam Kay Oh dont be so cross, look Ive brought you some flowers Suman Biswas These flowers are dead, and theyre from our front lawn Adam Kay Ive also brought twiglets, a torch, and some porn Suman Biswas Youre an ungrateful bastard for pulling this stunt You nobhead, you shitbag Adam Kay Insufferable cunt! At least I dont need tweezers to handle my penis Suman Biswas Stick that torch up your arse Make this Christmas our last! Both And everywhere around the world From here to Galway Bay... There are couples Splitting up... On Christmas day!
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