Well, I wish I had my picture on the Rolling stone today I wish that the Enquirer spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I had some buddies, some movie stars and such Cause I probably wouldnt worry about the two of us as much And Id spend all my money on caviar and cocaine And I would not remember how you broke my heart today You know I, I wish I had a super model so skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada, she says shes carrying my child Id drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin in the wind Id stop at fancy restaurants and theyd finally let me in And Id spend all my money on caviar and cocaine And I would not remember how you broke my heart today Yeah, I wish I had my picture with the Rolling Stones today And I wish the enquirer would spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star, someone like Charlie Sheen Cause if hed hang out with Kato Kaelin Well I guess hed hang out with me And Id spend all my money on caviar and rogaine And I would not remember how you broke my heart todayYou might also like
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