Quiet your mind, now what do you hear? The vestige of hope in flowing beer Ancient themata creep into your soul Crack open bottles, let good times roll! Tap some kegs and sip some suds Inject it straight into our blood Froth and foam and things unknown No dough today, well need a loan! Hey you! You got green to spare! Fifty bucks is alotta wealth to share We know you wanna drown your past When your broads just slobbered down our masts Circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We wont rest til weve had our fill But we aint gonna foot the bill! And now its time to pound some brews! Our pockets dry This rounds on YOU! So what say we resolve these issues? Before you reach for a box of tissues You might as well just buy us booze Before we take another pleasure cruise As sayings go If its free its for me Well your wench was, now just take a knee Kids, theres no shame in havin fun But this time youve been outfuckingdone Real pirates never pay to drink And the critics never seem to think We do whatever the fuck we please And bring the saucy wenches to their knees Circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We wont rest til weve had our fill But we aint gonna foot the bill! Son, drinkins not a game, ya hear? Now pony up ya fuckin queers Friends will backstab ya in a fucking flash Tis in yar interest to front said cash We pirates three had come to splurge Beverages in hand, an alcoholic surge The night was cloaked in a liquid stupor But all we found was loser partypoopers We circled this blue marble a thousand times Fought off foes through steal and rhyme We wont rest til weve had our fill But we aint gonna foot the fucking bill!
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