[Verse 1 Clayton Jokythur] Oh my god its so dark I just feel like Clark Kent but Im cold Hahaha, thats so old Bet you didnt even understand So imma tell you first hand You gotta know Portuguese And thats all Ill say bitch, please Now let me get back to it Cause I dont wanna eat shit Yeah, the darkness is spreading And people are dreading Evil is all around us This is the power of chaos And if you dont know Let me show You What evil can do [Hook The Very Evil Tortoise] Oh yeah the evil is here evil is here I feel it so near feel it so near And I know you are scared know you are scared So you better get prepared better get prepared Cuz we Will EAT YOU! laugh [Verse 2 The Very Evil Tortoise] Bitch Im very evil and I make evil noises Everyones scared of me, even tortoises Of course, I am one And Ill never be done With eating your soul Eating your body as a whole The dark forces are in my blood I have power to cause a flood Of blood OH MY GOD I CANT RHYME THIS FUCKING WORD Time to relax and calm down now I feast on souls and wipe my mouth with a towel And I know you dont care But you will when I start eating your hair You must really know, man, how evil I am My sandwiches have blood and souls, no cheese and ham I am the essence of destruction I represent the eruption Of dark forces in every place I just won the race And the trophys your soul Wow This shit is getting me tired Great thing is Im not hired By the Mr. Dark Lord Cause he drives a Ford Fusion What an illusion Ill let the chaos control That other Tortoise And now I must go Clayton make some noise! [Hook The Very Evil Tortoise] Oh yeah the evil is here evil is here I feel it so near feel it so near And I know you are scared know you are scared So you better get prepared better get prepared Cuz we Will EAT YOU! laugh [Verse 3 Clayton] Man that was crazy I mean, real crazy I cant even rhyme well now Damn, what do I do now? I sound like Weezy At least Im not, um, Clizzy Wow, that sounded good Its, like, from the hood No no, thats a shame I need a better nickname Oh, I already have one, hey I totally forgot bout ClaClay But this shit is so offtopic I cant even stay on topic Damn, this shit again When will I rhyme well again, when? And I heard you saying never Dont you think youre that clever If you think I suck at rhyming You should just stop whining And try to prove what YOU can do No, I wont say who Im possessed by dark powers And this will last for 6 hours But Im afraid I cant rhyme During all of this time Specially about dark forces They just rhyme with horses Now I need some exorcism And so Ill go and paint Im into modernism Ill do it till I faint [Hook The Very Evil Tortoise] Oh yeah the evil is here evil is here I feel it so near feel it so near And I know you are scared know you are scared So you better get prepared better get prepared Cuz we Will EAT YOU! laugh
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