Chris ClarkRichard FaganJohn GreenbaumCledus T. JuddTony MartinSterling Whipple Dont tell her what its worth, third rock from her thumb Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind He wants to buy a diamond but he doesnt have a dime He finds the one he likes and they cut him quite a deal A two carat solitaire but neither ones real Picks up the payphone, puts it to his ear Calls his chick, collect and says Get over here. When he shows his girfriend, she cant believe her eyes She never thought shed ever really get one that size He tries to think of somethin when she asked him Whered you get it? Down at Diffies Pawn but he never will admit it He tries to change the subject Forget the wedding list Lets head on out to Vegas and get it over with. Flaws and defects, no billing ads Hope she never finds out how much he spent Nothin else shines like a zirconia Dont tell her what its worth, third rock from her thumb Just outside of Vegas, the truck gets a flat She says We woulda made it if you werent so doggone fat. You might also likeThey try to hitch a ride from some hippies in a van To a ratty little motel called The SM Grand Puts on her little nightie, gives him a little wink Ring slips off her finger, down the bathroom sink She starts to call a plumber. He begins to shout Give me a coathangar, I think I can get it out. Fishes out the ring in a big ball if hair Slips it on her finger as he pats her derriere Thinkin to himself Its a lucky thing A plumber woulda cost me much more than that ring. Flaws and defects, no billing ads Hope she never finds out how much he spent Nothin else shines like a zirconia Dont tell her what its worth, third rock from her thumb Flaws and defects, no billing ads Hope she never finds out how much I spent Nothin else shines like a zirconia Dont tell her what its worth, third rock from her thumb Wonder what its worth, third rock from her thumb Dont tell him what its worth, third rock from her thumb
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