[Big Trouble Tyler the Creator] Yall better watch out Cause big troubles on the mic now I knock all of your lights out With my verse, yall be cursed, explodin like some fireworks Bow! [Interlude Alpha Dog Childish Gambino] Thats it? Blitz Comet show this fool how we do [Blitz Comet Tyler the Creator] Blitz Comet on the scene You step to me and youre gonna get creamed Corn all up in your teeth, you reek Youre the opposite of chic ya freak Your rhymes are like antiques, nobody wants em They throw em all away Rhymin from the get go like your brain is on delay Matter of fact, yo, you better get a checkup Go ask your doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck up? [Pops] Excuse me A hug can be the most wonderful thing Two arms wrapped around you like a mothers wing But were so selfish when we are blue Doesnt a hug deserve a hug too? Thank you [Preverse Alpha Dog Childish Gambino] Yo BTron, turn it up [Alpha Dog Childish Gambino] Yeah, Crew Crews comin at ya Say it twice, dont forget it, yall better catch up To where were at Youre behind the times, cant compete with our dope rhymes So you better say your goodbyes We got Francois, Blitz Comet, BTron the Jersey kid on the beats You know we rocks it, Demolition, the dopest girl on the mic And Alpha Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight So now you know who we are Crew Crew is the crew shining brighter than a Quasar But youre bizarre Yes you sir, are a loser So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems [Rigby] Hey Mordecry, or I mean Mordecai Didnt mean to diss you, please dont run away and hide Saw you sobbin at that movie A Very Happy Bride Here, Ill pass you a tissue, try and have some male pride Cause the ladies dont like your sensitive side Like Margaret, for example, but I guess thats implied She wont get with you, she just wont get with you Not gonna get with you, Never gonna get with you [Pops] What is this place, this magical field Its wide and its open, nothings concealed Its scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy! A place of great beauty for plenty to use It inspires us all, so go spread the news To man, woman, child, or begging cowboy This is the park! Good show, old boy! The key to this place puts a smile on your face It is the people that it does employ Why, this is the park! Good show, old boy! [Skips] Mordecai Rigby Friends dont let down other friends You guys are losers [Pops] Your attitude is unappealing, some would say quite rude Your shoes are...colorful [Alpha Dog Childish Gambino] Come on tough guy, why are you tonguetied Watch out everybody, looks like grandpas bout to cry [Mordecai and Rigby] Weathering a righteous storm, the rainiest of days Friends stick together through thick and thin, always Were sorry Pops, we were acting like fools We hope you can forgive us for being complete tools Your poems arent lame, theyre really works of art If were gonna win this battle, we gotta do it from the heart [Pops] Lets do this! Beauty is in the center of all that you see Simple, yet complex and fully textured And beauty be a part of all that you be For you are the best rhymers that Ive ever heard! [Demolition MC Lyte] Why you talkin bout beauty man Dont understand what thats got to do with you, fool You guys are like spoiled hams in a can Super bland, expiration dates overdue [Rigby] The canning of meat is quite a sweet treat So thanks for comparing us so Your words are inspiring, ideas so concrete You really put on quite a show! [Blitz Comet Tyler the Creator] Okay, hold up, you wanna talk words and verbs? But your face is distracting, so ugly it bugs me Take care of that mess and sweep it under the rug please So trust me, youre only taking matters from bad to worse Only solution is to turn around and reverse [Mordecai] A gift to us, new perspective on things Life looking different from where you stand true So much to discover, so spread your wings And take flight for a birdseye view [Alpha Dog Childish Gambino] Okay, this be gettin serious You guys are delirious, are you hearin this? Talkin bout positive things, but you aint got no game And its plain to see, your strange to me, cause we be Shining like diamonds, yall be petty cash Nice mustache, conquistadors be wanting it back In fact, what are you? A rat, a squirrel, some kind of fat meerkat who thinks hes rad And look at that, your bird friends dropping words absurd again Useless bits of rhymes that expose the nerd in him You think Alpha Dog is gonna lay down and let you win? Head be all inflated, I guess, just like a giant blimp [Pops] Its been some time since I felt this way Challenged by such worthy opponents Your rhymescheme is good, but youre missing a few components You may say things that hurt, or some that will sting But for you, its all just posturing Look inside and be true to some real feelings And the world will be yours, Im assuring So I thank you, good sirs, for this great contest Its certainly been lots of fun But theres nothing you can say to put me to rest So really, Ive already won
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