This is a true story Make of it what you will, haha [Alltruisms] My first evening in ShangLa, brand new to the place Got in that morning from Bangkok on the overnight train I had a second class seat cause its cheaper than a sleeper So my cheap ass didnt sleep at all, now I hear speakers In a bar called the Rooftop, walked in got a beer chan Freestyled to house music nonstop for 20 minutes Forgot about the pollution Forgot about callin home, notice theres plenty of women here I need a mic, asked around, found one, flowed Passed it around to some of the others, got pounds Next scene, drinking sangsun and Cokes at Club Spicy 50 Cent video up on the screen behind me Thai woman eyes me and we start dancin She speaks good British English, its obvious Im handsome No mention of money so you know whats next, no doubt Were out, back to my guest house, she said her name was Oh scratched Oh shit! The morning after, holdin her and laughin with her Whatchu wanna do, Oh I wanna hang with you today Motorbike her to the Water Doison Tap You can tell me bout the other english speaking boys you met We rented it and went, I let her drive you know my style Putting my life in an exotic womans hands is wild erotic You got stopped by the cops for no helmet I paid your 400 fine, fine its irrelevant You showed me rituals, candles, incense and orchids That shit with sticks got fortune 9, you turned morbid It said dont leave the house, so I stayed While this big booty dame, left to pray at sunrise and straight through the day Next day at the hot springs, your sister tagged her ass along Tearin ass, had me terrified wed crash You said I never smiled and walked like a zombie Told me to shave my face and I did, you had a spell on me Uhoh scratched Oh shit! She lived in that H to the Izzo, V to the EL Thats a hovel overlooking a luxury hotel 200 meters from her job, tending bar for furongs A 12 by 15 room for older sister and her moms Hadnt seen your dad in years since he left Wished that he would reappear we know that story in the West You miss your brothers, exlovers harass you, retarded You vow to go back to university regardless I thought I understood your life when, lo and behold You, told me bout the two thousand bat your boss owed you 50 bucks Oh, how many days back pay is that from You looked at me like Im dumb, its sixeighty a week for a month Bummed! After that you ditched me for a Frenchman Its okay, maybe hell pay, Im just glad I used protection Oh by the way Ive got these spots, wheres the clinic And you started trippin! What, forget it, its finished Oh well scratched Oh shit!, Oh my God
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