Trapper aint got a bird and we all aint suprised cos hes really shit ugly and hes got four eyes He aint got big muscles, hes got no hairy chest He has to go to bed at seven and he has to wear a vest Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, and dont we know Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, Trappers got no bird, hes got B.O Hes got no sex appeal and a fucking great big nose Hes got really bad breath and his IQs really low He is really very ugly lots of spots and scabs to pick The girls dont wanna know him cos he makes them all feel sick I only joined the group to attract the other sex To my wonderful body and my huge biceps I am much better looking than any of these three Although theyve all got the same problem as me We aint got no birds, and we dont care Oi! Now im divorced Ill be able to go for loads and loads of birds Shit one Trapper ! I think ill go down the disco tonight and pick one up Be alright if its dark ! What a cringe this song is
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