[Chorus Joe] Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg, gimme dat Give me the chromium leg I beg, Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg, gimme dat Give me the chromium leg Little wires, pliers, tires They turn me on Maybe Im crazy, maybe Im crazy Maybe Im crazy, mon [Lyric Note] Stroking several of SYs gleaming appendages, JOE continues [Verse 1 Joe and Sy] Gee, Sy This is a real groovy apartment Youve got here All government sponsored recreational services Are clean and efficient This is exciting I never plooked A tiny chromeplated machine That looks like a magical pig With marital aids stuck all over it Such as yourself before Youll love it! Its a way of life Does that mean maybe later youll plook me? If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy Just me and you? I share this apartment With a modified Gay Bob doll He goes all the way Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homoreplica? No, ah, not yet Ah, is this him? This is him Your wish is his command He likes you He wants to kiss you always Just tell him what you want Really? Hi, little guy Think I might get a tiny, but exciting [Chorus Joe Sy Borg] Blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat Blowjob, gimme dat Give me de chromium cob Bend over Gay Bob, blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat Blow job, gimme dat Give me de chromium cob Youll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U47 Little leather cap and trousers They look so gay Warren just bought some, Warren just bought some Warren just bought some, hey [Verse 2 Joe and Sy Borg] Bob is tired Plook me now You savage rascal Ehhh! That tickles You are a fun person I like you I want to kiss you always Gee, this is great Hows about some bondage and humiliation? Anything you say, master Oh no, I dont believe it Youre way more fun than Mary! Youre plooking too hard And cleaner than Lucille Plooking on me What have I been missing All these years? Too hard Sy Too hard Sy Plooking too hard on meeeee Speak to me! Oh no The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit! Hes, hes, oh my God I must have plooked him, hey To death, hey [Outro Joe Central Scrutinizer] This is the Central Scrutinizer! You have just destroyed one model XQJ37 Nuclear Powered PanSexual RotoPlooker And youre gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you havent got a chance! But I! I, I, I, I, I! I cant pay! I gave all my money To some kinda groovy religious guy two songs ago Come on out, son Between the two of us, well find a way to work it out
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