Verse 1 Do you remember when we first met? Ohio I guess I was depressed you werent there For my show I saw you sitting at the hotel Cherry lips upon your person Betting that you kiss like a virgin and thought Man, if only I was John Mayer Id have a ticket to your wonderland And fingers in your blonde hair Im not a southern man But the way youre writing like youre still in high school Makes me feel young again And then it hit me in a moment of clarity Maybe we could get together in the spirit of charity Cause Im really happy for you And imma let you finish But my name is witness and i think that if you marry me then Chorus We wont ever, ever, ever Have to hear another break up song x3 So Im standing in Target And Im thinking like I never want to hear this fucking song ever again, like ever Verse 2 Tennessee Girl I guess Ill have the rep the south When Im pounding on that sugar mountain like Im WreckItRalph And if you got a leather skirt youre gonna have to share Cause nowadays thats what all the famous rappers wear And when we go to the Grammys Id let you wear it out And I would even do some cleaning if we had to share a house Judging by them hip bones? I would let you bear my child Girl, I grew a beard because I heard youre digging Harry Styles And then it hit me in a moment of clarity Maybe we could get together in the spirit of charity Cause Im really happy for you And imma let you finish But my name is witness and i think that if you marry me then Chorus We wont ever, ever, ever Have to hear another break up song x3 So then Im at the dentist And they play this twice in a row And Im just like Dude, just stop, please.
ever, charity, clarity, marry, wreckitralph