A real life superhero Hes got the Holy Ghost Hes either praising Jesus Or hes making toast Aint got no superpowers Aint got no giant brain But he would try and help you If he heard you call his name Theres some kids there in some trouble Need a Pepsi on the double Then he shouts, not so quiet Would you like regular or diet? Found a campsite for some kids By the stage is what he did People ask why hes so nice He wants to be like Jesus Christ GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! GO GO! Whenever youre in trouble Whenever youre in need Combat Chuck will help you He nearly runs with speed Hes on the ball to save the masses Got some thick old hornrimmed glasses His head is bald, he shaved it shiny Kicks the devil in his hiney People ask why hes so nice He wants to be like Jesus Christ COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO! COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP! COMBAT CHUCK! GO GO! COMBAT CHUCK! PICK IT UP! PICK IT UP!
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