[Verse 1] I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath When I focus my mind, I always reach my goal But theres one thing I cannot control [Chorus] I come too fast I come too fast A couple strokes and my erection is a Thing of the past I come too fast I come too fast Sometimes its even game over Before I take off my pants [Verse 2] Ive read all the articles and Ive tried every trick Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt If the girls on top, sometimes Ill last a minute or two But if we doggystyle, oh man, Im screwed [Chorus] I come too fast I come too fast I carry a spare pair of underwear In case a girl sits on my lap I come too fast I come too fast I swear Ill even shoot my load If a fly lands on my shaft [Outro] Oooohhhh Dammit...
fast, doggystyle, bates, oooohhhh, minute