Hey! Time to get up, will you hand me my slippers? And Ill take my orange juice in a brandy snifter Im a great lover and a better listener Huh? What? Did you say somethin? Were you talking to me? All I see is used condom wrappers on the floor Tricks numbers on postits by the door Ill only call back if I want some more And thats the life I live when Im not on tour You knew I was the new Don Juan when you saw me And you smelled the cologne I just sprayed on me And I know Im nice Santa dont have to check his list twice Heres some advice dont share your keys Or you might end up with Hepatitis B Buy my CD, mind your Qs and Ps And always say Cheese for the paparazzis See I dont really care what people think And I dont really care what people do See you dont know me and I dont know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I dont remember the names of the people I meet I dont need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street Whys everybody always looking at me? Is it coz I jerk off for my webcam for free? Coz Im picking my nose when Im thinking somethin And pullin the lint out my belly button? Hey! I came from Massachusetts and I dont give two shits Watch me pop two zits in your grits I got enthusiasm of a muscle spasm And Im gonna show my magic wismrasmmatasmandchizasm Yeah, Im truckin fast Sweating like my ass crack in yoga class So pass that dutch, I wanna get fucked up Until the sun goes down and comes back up Then goes back down and comes back up Then down, then down, then down, and up! Have you had enough or do you want some more? I put my Adidas Magnums on and Im out the door See I dont really care what people think And I dont really care what people do See you dont know me and I dont know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I dont remember the names of the people I meet I dont need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street So Im on 14th Street, right? And my look head to toe is tight Til I hit the highway on the west end I bumped into one of my shady friend His name is Jake from way upstate He wants to know if Ill take some Peruvian flakes He said Make it hot, take a ride in my car! I said Let me think about that for about 8 bars No I dont think so, I gotta buy some socks though Ill party tonight when the mood is right Just get the hood and dont be a hater Ill be out tonight, Alright, catch you later See I dont really care what people think And I dont really care what people do See you dont know me and I dont know you And what? And what? And what? And what? When I hopped the train I always take the seat I dont remember the names of the people I meet I dont need a car because I got two feet And I buy my socks on 14th Street
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