Christmas is a special time cause its the birth of Christ You could go worship him at Church, Thatd be nice But instead you are home! And that is because.. Youre waiting for a Jolly Ol Elf they call Santa Claus Some say hes a saint but i think its a trick How do you get from Ol Chris Kringle to ol Saint Nick? Now ol Saint Nick is crafty! But you must be quick Take away the Saint and all you got is ol Nick Makes ya think doesnt it? Santa Claus is Satan and its so clear to see He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan [SPOKEN] Hahaha! oh You dont believe me? Are my views too extreme? Seriously? An elf..dressed up all in red coming into your house at night and luring you away from the true meaning of christmas? With things? sigh...all right. Maybe ill convince you with this next verse! [SUNG] I know what youre thinkin he lives in the North Pole They aint got no fire up there! Hell, All they got is snow! But ask any Russian from Agoolag and hell tell Aint no mortal man can stand a place so cold as hell! Hes got 9 familiars and they pull his sleigh Dont you think its strange a Reindeer should float that way? Rudoplph with your nose so bright tell me and dont lie! What kind of Devilry would make a reindeer fly? Oh i know why! Santa Claus is Satan and its so clear to see He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan [SPOKEN] STILL dont believe me?! ill break it down for you in simple ABCs! [SUNG] SANTA is SATAN SANTA is SATAN Oh, SANTA do i gotta say it again? Ill do you one better! Just change one letter! And its SATAN! [SPOKEN] Hes not trying that hard to hide himself, is he? Just moving one letter? Thats some lazy devil bullshit right there! [SUNG] So, if youre a christian, please listen to me Go into your living room and chop down your Pagan tree Get rid of that yule Log and that Paganry Now i dont mind Christmas time but i hate Hypocrisy SANTA is SATAN SANTA is SATAN Oh, SANTA do i gotta say it again? Ill do you one better! Just change one letter! And its SATAN! Because Santa Claus is Satan and its so clear to see He dont mind the raging fires in your chimney He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For an Elf to give you wealth cause Santa Claus is Satan Santa Claus is Satan and its so clear to tell Tell me where an Elf is from. You KNOW the answers hell! He took a pass from Christmas Mass and now you are home waiting For some Imps give you gifts because Santa Claus is Satan! Santa Claus is Satan cause Santa Claus is Satan! [SPOKEN Merry Christmas everybody! Oh god i think i ruined another holiday....
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