[Intro Steve] You want some more of this, bitch? Back in the heezy... We could do this all year long [Chorus Jon Lajoie] Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I told you in the first song, Ill tell you in another Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I dont have a girlfriend, my hands my only lover Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman [Verse 1 Jon Lajoie] I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way Yo, what you girls doing tonight? is what I wanted to say But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake So I put my head down, and I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Base Yo, what can I say? Its just a day in my life Im up early in the morning, in bed early at night To be productive at work, I got to be well rested Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said [Chorus 2 Jon Lajoie] Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I dont like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker And Im not a huge Nicolas Cage fan [Verse 2 Jon Lajoie] Im from a lowermiddle class family Me and my brothers and sisters played hideandseek I have good memories from my childhood, bitch My favorite toy was my fucking firetruck, bitch I used to play with that motherfucker all day long Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog And then I played with my motherfucker all day long About ten times a day, man, all year long My favorite song, motherfucker, I dont like to admit it Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you Every time I hear that fucking shit, a tear comes to my eye Why the fuck did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die? Though Im not afraid to say that Im a sensitive guy Sticks and stones break my bones But its the words that make me cry Like that time in grade three When a girl called me Stupid Face She really hurt me Whyd she call me Stupid Face? Is my face stupid? Hows that even possible? A person could be stupid, but a face, thats impossible Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it Regular everyday normal fucking bullshit [Chorus 3 Jon Lajoie] Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better Im just a regular everyday normal motherfucker I like red peppers better than the green ones [Verse 3 Jon Lajoie] Oohhoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher Mine broke about six months ago... Motherfucker Go, go, go, go, go shorty Its your birthday Go party like its your birthday I wasnt invited, but its okay Ill just stay at home, and play some video games [Outro Steve] You want some of this, come and get it
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