[Intro] Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you [Verse 1] Well, its time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year Well eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer You should be good and happy that theres something you can eat A million people every day are starving in the street Your daddys in the gutter with the wretched and the poor Your mamas in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four Theres garbage in the water Theres poison in the sky I guess it wont be long before were all gonna die [Chorus] Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you [Verse 2] Well, whats the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits Enjoy it while you can, well soon be blown to bits The monkeys in the Pentagon are gonna cook our goose Their fingers on the button, all they need it an excuse It doesnt take a military genius to see Well all be crispy critters after World War III Theres nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide When they drop the big one, we all get fried Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay? [Chorus] Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Wow! [Verse 3] Well theres a punk in the alley and hes looking for a fight Theres an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight Theres a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed Seems that everywhere you look today theres misery and greed I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun But thats no reason why we shouldnt have a little fun So if you think its scary, if its more than you can take Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake [Chorus] Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Wow! [Chorus] Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy birthday Happy birthday to you Happy Birthday! [Outro] And a pinch to grow an inch!
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