Well I heard last week on the radio news old Charlie done give you the gate The palace is wondering what to do with you now, the queens in quite a state Well things aint been no hot for me neither, I lost a bundle on them cowcalf pairs If you dont know what to do and you dont know where to go Well darlin that a feeling I share So Princess Di wont you come on out and stay on the ranch with me Theres plenty of room, Ill even learn how to cook, and you can keep me company Cuddle near the stove on them cold lonely nights It aint Buckingham palace but the roofs pretty tight Princess Di wont you come on out and you can stay on the ranch with me Bring them two kids of yours and Ill learn em to work driving fence posts into the ground Ill teach em how to rope and they can play with the dog and chase all the stock around Them dukes and earls and queens and such they aint never really impressed me all that much Princess Di wont you come on out and you can stay on the ranch with me Well I aint exactly what you call handsome, I sure aint well to do Livin out here in the great beyond might just be the thing for you So Princess Di wont you come on out and stay on the ranch with me Theres plenty of room, Ill even learn how to cook, and you can keep me company I got holes in my britches and a wore out truck But if we both work together we can change our luck Princess Di wont on come on out and you can stay on the ranch Ill even learn how to dance And you can stay on the ranch with me
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