Everybodys got a theme song So why dont we? So I sat down to write a theme song For girls like me Its about our double lives And the things that make us sigh So let the anthem ring cause we were born to sing Middle age transsexual theme song You know I got a lot of quirks But I got a cooch that kinda works As long as Ive got an hour And my batteries have got enough power I could sing about menopause I got the symptoms but a diffrent cause And even though its not my jam I still need to have a mammogram I missed out on young and pretty But at least I can afford som titties I guess thats just my thing cause w were born to sing Middle age transsexual theme song Never had kids never will cause I got no ovaries Moot question at this point Since Im fortythree Last night i woke up screamin I almost had a heart attack Cause in the middle of sleepin I had a dream that it grew back I hope it doesnt sound too crass, but When I get a finger in my ass Its only to examine my prostate I hope that you can relate Middle age transsexual theme song
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