[Verse 1] Casey is an old man who wants to be a teen He goes to all the dances and they call him chacha King He chachas when the band is playing rock and roll He tries to keep in time but the beat leaves him cold [Chorus] Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips getting weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and its going to stray [Verse 2] Chicks told Casey, you better move man This is only a one night stand Casey wasnt in time but he was dancing awhile Till a cramp caught his leg and he had to change his style [Chorus] Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips getting weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and its going to stray Because hes too pooped to pop, too old a soul Hips getting weaker when he tries to do this stroll And every time his feet get to go in one way Here comes a new dance and its going to stray [Verse 3] Casey finally learned to do the hoochie koo This might have been fine back in 22 Now, Im going to give you fellows just a little tip If you want to keep your girl youll better get hip [Chorus] Or, youll be too pooped to pop, too old a soul You hips are getting weaker when youll try to do the stroll And every time your feet getting to go in one way Here comes a new dance youll be left to stray
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