I was at the Lions Lair and who did I sit next to there but Satan He ordered me a beer, and He looked me in the eye He said he was my friend, I knew that was a lie Hes the man behind my sins I seem to fall because of Him Goddamn I hate Him. So this is my last song about Satan So I say Lucifer you piece of shit I should kick your ass right where you sit All the hell you put me through, my Mother cries because of You Now Satan didnt like that much, He said some words bout fire and such Then I found myself in burning hell, I wasnt feeling all so well Well this is my last song about Satan Well I must of gone back in time, about the time after Jesus died He was down there preachin in that hole to all us dark and lonely souls And He said, son why are you here? You should be back home drinking beer Writing songs about God and glory, dont use the Devil in your story Well this is my last song about Satan Reverend DwightRumley Well I felt a knock upon my head and I woke back home in my bed It was a dark and dismal morning. Was this some kind of Godly warning? So I said thats it Im on the level, no more songs about the Devil Then I felt a little twinge when I realized that my hair was singed Well this is my last song about Satan
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