[Intro] [Verse 1 Hampire] I am the Hampire! Watch out on Halloween night I am a hammier vampire then anyone from Twilight I implore you, when you hear me at your door invite me in [Wolf] Not by hair on your chinny chin chin! [Verse 1, continued Hampire] I dont like garlic with my steak, in fact I dont like stakes at all I just snack on necks for breakfast Gonna make a withdrawl From the blood bank, Thanks! Or should I say Fangs a lot Trick or treat, youre the other white meat now In case you forgot [Hook] I am the Hampire, the swine vampire Im the king of mastication Im the best biter I am the Hampire, the swine vampire Im the king of freaky creatures, there is none finer Dont misunderstand me I dont want you candy All I wants your blood Trick or trot Smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose I cant get enough [Verse 2 Zombeef] I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle Cuz this bovine spits more rhymes then even Dan Bull I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead You shoulda ran wee wee wee home But you keep talking instead You act like Dr.Acula but you aint even a resident Evil flows through me call me Umbrella Corp president I dont graze on grains Brains remain my favorite chow You shoulda known better than to mess with a mad cow [Hook] I am the Zombeef! The bull zombie I am the beast who eats the feast between your ears I am the Zombeef, the bull zombie Simply put I am the sum of all your fears When Im at you residence I dont want your MMs All I wants your brains I dont say trick or treat All I wants your skull meat I must feed again! [Verse 3 Hampire Zombeef] Zip it, Zombeef, or Ill put you out to pasture Let me spell it out for you I am the true master That is a TypeO Positively shameless I couldnt eat your brains because your clearly brainless Thats utter bull I preform unutterable acts in the bat of an eye The game is up, the time is high Its time to say goodbye Move aside We are the undead zombie herd All of my cattle are ready to battle Think you can win? Thats just absurd! [Hook] UNICORN! [Outro]
zombeef, hampire, bull, wee, vampire