[Verse 1] I remember saying I dont care either way Just as long as he or she is healthy Im okay Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen And said You see that thing right there? Well, you know what that means And I started wondering who he was going to be And I thought heaven help us if hes anything like me [PreChorus] Hell probably climb a tree too tall and ride his bike too fast End up every summer wearing something in a cast Hes gonna to throw a ball and break some glass in a window down the street [Chorus] Hes gonna get in trouble, hes going to get in fights Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep Its safe to say that Im gonna to get my payback if hes anything like me [Verse 2] I can see him right now knees all skinned up With a magnifying glass tryna melt a Tonka truck Wont he be a sight with his football helmet on Thatll be his first love til his first love comes along Hell get his heart broke by the time hes in his teens And heaven help him if hes anything like me See Brad Paisley LiveGet tickets as low as 94You might also like[PreChorus] Hell probably stay out too late and drive his car too fast Get a speeding ticket hell pay for mowing grass Hes gonna get caught skipping class and be grounded for a week [Chorus] Hes gonna get in trouble, were gonna get in fights Im gonna lose my temper and some sleep Its safe to say that Im gonna get my payback if hes anything like me [Bridge] Hes gonna love me and hate me along the way Years are gonna fly by, I already dread the day [Chorus] Hes gonna hug his momma, hes gonna shake my hand Hes going to act like he cant wait to leave But as he drives out hell cry his eyes out If hes anything like me [Outro] Theres worse folks to be like Aw, hell be alright If hes anything like me1
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