Is it just me, or is it incredibly sexy When someone expresses intellect effortlessly? I met Lesley at a party, shes a postdoc She rejects any explanation thats posthoc All I could think was, Aw, shes so nice As she talked about her work on alder phenotypes With CO2 levels experimentally elevated I felt elated, like what an incredible lady! But then I got all forward and said I wanted more of it And she called my enthusiasm a false correlate And then I felt all subordinate, so I stepped away And then later I met Dave, Lesleys ex Sex slave, he explained how embarrassing He told me Spiders engage in alloparenting And a homologous molecule to oxytocin predicts it But then he split to go babysit Lesleys kids! The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me Drop science on your ear Im walkin through the party lookin for a brainy lady When I run into Marty who studies samesex mating Hes talkin about the homophobic paradox Which occurs in places like conservative America Basically, if you suppress the gay scene You get more babies born with gay genes Cause you force them into hetero marriages Where they breed a pair of kids, just to keep up appearances I said, Damn, thats chickens coming home to roost For sanctimonious homophobic prudes And I think my word usage got Martys juices flowin But I was trying to use it to seduce a woman So I excuse myself instead of leading him on Peacock feathers Im proceeding to flaunt Cause I gotta be lyrically fly if I choose To pursue only women with the highest IQs The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me Drop science on your ear Is it a personal fetish or a universal preference To get thrills from sevensyllable words in a sentence? Presented unpretentiously, even carelessly I get titillated interdisciplinarily So you can find me chillin at a research institute Conducting interviews in an impish mood I met Sue at a conference, shes into modelling Genetic trees, and species phylogenies She swept me off my feet, I got wrapped up In bed she recited a long list of taxa Until I cracked up, and said Its sadistic To put so much emphasis on cladistics Its twisted! But she was arrogant She said Tell it to the genes that you share with chimps And not with me And she drifted off to sleep I guess nerdy talking isnt all sexy The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me The mad scientist Hes talkin nerdy to me Drop science on your ear
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