When i was a boy i was full of joy. i wanted to go to heaven But now i dont care cause pat Robertsons there, and all of his blathering brethren Billions of years on a cloud with no beer, and you gotta hear all that ramble Puff puff, i fold, smoke cigarettes and gamble Puff puff, i check, smoke cigarettes and gamble When i was a lad i was very glad, my wee days were carefree and dandy Kissing the feet of hobos on the streets. And handing out sweet treats,of candy But then as a man . every man for himself. let the wolfs die in the bramble Puff puff, ill check , smoke cigarettes and gamble Puff puff, ill raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble Now im a ghost, ghostrappys so close. so close to winning this bounty I need 2 pairs of 5s and im still alive. if the house dont catch me counting If im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldnt that be quite a scandal? Puff puff, ill raise , smoke cigarettes and gamble Puff puff, I win , smoke cigarettes and gamble If im caught counting cards ill get thrown in the yard. wouldnt that be quite a scandal? Puff puff, Im in , smoke cigarettes and gamble
puff, gamble, cigarette, smoke, counting