Egyptian cream, she loves to smear She loves to smear it everywhere On her face and on her hands Till she feels like shes a man And when the change comes and the hair grows all over her skin Shes a natural shes part of the body shes in In the Sahara, there she lay On an ironing board one day She was gone for seven months Hadnt guessed what happened once When they told her Youre pregnant. she threw up her hands And thousands of fingers grew out of the sand Egyptian cream Egyptian cream, she loves to smear She loves to smear it everywhere When youre sore, too sore to dream Try some more Egyptian cream And when the change comes and the grass grows all over the mound The tadpoles come slithering out of the ground Egyptian cream
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