You can blame me Try to shame me And still Ill care for you You can run around Even put me down Still Ill be there for you So its Saturday and Id rather be chillin But you wannatake me with you to Karen Millen To buy a new dress cos were goin for dinner But none of yours fit cos you used to be slimmer Or fatter or somethin, I dont know anymore But your stood at the door and your huffing and puffing Theres no way in hell that youre bluffing Me, you and shopping aint up for discussion Now call me a pessimist but Ive looked in your wardrobe And trust me there just aint one dressImissed Know for a fact what your cupboard possesses So why do you need 20 little black dresses? Compliments are like rolling a dice Some advice be precise when you say she looks nice You dont need no help from Suzannah and Trinny Youre tanned and youre skinny, What more do you want!? You can play me Got me wrapped round you finger Try to shame me Still I stand here and linger And still Ill care for you Cos youre fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash You can run around All erratic and fiery Even put me down Spend a week in the priory Still Ill be there for you I will, I will, I will, I will, love but youre clearly a loon We get back to your flat when you crack and you give me a slap Cos I dont wipe my feet on the mat And for some stupid reason its my bloody fault that you didnt feed the cat But I dont answer back I just act like a happychap To avoid any chance of me getting one more of your smackattacks Make you a sandwich but I shoulda known That you just wanted simply a packet of snackajacks And now I want my independence back But alas I just stare at your ass And confess to myself that it cant be surpassed And youre far from a moose so I swallow abuse Its part of your vanity That you think its ok everyother word you says a profanity Please for sake of humanity Look, I might understand if you pleaded insanity What youre lacking is clarity See you call me your man but you think Im a charity Thought it was love but really how canitbe Gradually sensing disparity As we head out for dinner my bottom lipdrops Youre strutting in jeans, a tshirt and flipflops Why buy a dress and just leave it to sit? No, wait let me guess it dont even fit You can play me Got me wrapped round you finger Try to shame me Still I stand here and linger And still Ill care for you Cos youre fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash You can run around All erratic and fiery Even put me down Spend a week in the priory Still Ill be there for you I will, I will, I will, I will, love but youre clearly a loon You can play me Got me wrapped round you finger Try to shame me Still I stand here and linger And still Ill care for you Cos youre fit not a minger, I sit like a dog whilst im stuck on your leash You can run around All erratic and fiery Even put me down Spend a week in the priory Still Ill be there for you I will, I will, I will, I will, love but youre clearly a loon Im gonna care for you I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will I will, I will, I will Im gonna care for you
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