Ladies and gentleman of the Geonosian Gladiator arena! Presenting the epic battle of a Star Trek Redshirt And a Star Wars Stormtrooper! Expendable! Im wearing red and im expendable! You need me dead? I am dependable! You need me alive? Im not your guy! Cause on the surface where Spock and Kirk is Its almost certain that im gonna die! Expendable am I! Terrible! When it comes to shooting im just terrible! I shot at 210 rebels and didnt hit a single guy! I couldnt hit the Death Star while on The Death Star Id probably shoot my foot and then id cry! A terrible shot am I! Back at the Academy No one was as bad as me Though i tried my very best! Made my teachers all irate! Puked from every thing i ate! Got an F on every test! Though Overselling was my wish I broke the main deflector dish And they threw me out of class! Then they caught me raising heck Naked on the Holodeck I thought there was no way i could pass But then just when i thought i was screwed! They said We got the perfect job for you! Ya do?! Youll be Expendable! You will wear red and be Expendable! For getting dead you are dependable! In fact you are the perfect guy! If shields are down or we blow a warp core Its almost guaranteed youre gonna fry! Expendable! Am i! Back when i was just a teen Growing up on Tatooine Beggars canyon was my scene! But my aim was really bad Couldnt bullseye one womp rat With my trusty T16 This made me a little stressed More than just a bit depressed Drowned my tears at Anchorhead There i met a man named Big Said he had the perfect gig To put me to the test! But then just when i thought i was screwed! They said We got the perfect job for you! Ya do?! You will be terrible! When it comes to shooting youre just terrible! Youll shoot at 210 Gungans And not a single one will die! Well get the last laugh on Palpatines ass! By building him an army of guys! So terrible Am i! And thats how i became a RedShirt! And thats how i became a Trooper! And though apart we are pathetic! Together we are super duper! Ill shoot at you from a foot or two and yet much to your surprise! Ill miss you! Yet ill still die! Ill miss you! Yet ill still find a away to die!
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