Once a year we celebrate With stupid hats and plastic plates The fact that you were able to make Another trip around the sun And the whole clan gathers round And gifts and laughter do abound And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song Happy birthday! Now youre one year older! Happy birthday! Your life still isnt over! Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much But you didnt die this year I guess thats good enough So lets drink to your fading health And hope you dont remind yourself The chance of finding fame and wealth Decrease with every year Does it feel like youre doing laps And eating food and taking naps And hoping that someday perhaps Your life will hold some cheer Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! Youre starting to get fatter Happy birthday! Its downhill from now on Try not to remind yourself Your best years are all gone If cryogenics were all free Then you could live like Walt Disney And live for all eternity Inside a block of ice But instead your time is set This is the only life you get And though it hasnt ended yet Sometimes you wish it might Happy birthday! You wish you had more money Happy birthday! Your lifes so sad its funny Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry So just cut the stupid cake Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Happy birthday, dear... random calling out of names, including Ralph, Bill, Ralph Kramden Skippy, the bush kangaroo, and the bbbbbbububu that leads into Dangerous
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