Weve been dating since high school we never once left this town We use to go out on the weekends and wed drink til we drowned But now shes acting funny and I dont understand I think that shes found her some other man She left me for Jesus and that just aint fair She says that Hes perfect, how could I compare? She says I should find Him and Ill know peace at last If I ever find Jesus, Im kicking His ass She showed me a picture all I could do was stare At that freak in His sandals with His long pretty hair They must think that Im stupid or I dont have a clue Ill bet Hes a commie or ever worse yet a Jew She left me for Jesus and that just aint fair She says that Hes perfect, how could I compare? She says I should find Him and Ill know peace at last If I ever find Jesus, Im kicking His ass Shes given up whiskey and taking up wine While she prays for His troubles, shes forgot about mine Im a gonna get even, I cant handle the shame Why last time we made love she even called out his name She left me for Jesus and that just aint fair She says that Hes perfect, how could I compare? She says I should find Him and Ill know peace at last If I ever find Jesus, Im kicking His ass You might also likeIt coulda been Carlos or even Billy or Ted But if I ever find Jesus Hes gonna wish He was dead, Amen1
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