Mother Nature made me Strictly secondrate Smart but not goodlooking What an awful fate Girls dont go for IQ Eggheads aint their style They dont say, I like you. They dont even smile Well, Mother Nature, Ill get back at you Tomorrow morning, heres what I will do Im calling Dr. Max Rose Thats who I chose Hes gonna make me A secondhand nose I went to his office once or twice and All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand Then Ill get secondhand hair Secondhand teeth And contact lenses In a baby blue And elevator shoes, and then Ill melt the girls hearts They cant resist a man with interchangeable parts Girls will go nuts Parked in my secondhand Stutz Well sit there sniffing glue On Second Avenue!
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