[Verse 1] When I came back from Luang Prabang I didnt have a thing where my balls used to hang But I got a wooden medal and a fine harangue Now Im a fucking hero [Chorus] Mourn your dead, land of the free If you wanna be a hero, follow me Mourn your dead, land of the free If you wanna be a hero, follow me [Verse 2] And now the boys all envy me I fought for Christian democracy With nothing but air where my balls used to be Now Im a fucking hero [Chorus] [Verse 3] One and twenty cannons thundered Into the bloody wild blue yonder For a patriotic balless wonder Now Im a fucking hero [Chorus] [Verse 4] In Luang Prabang there is a spot Where the corpses of your brothers rot And every corpse is a patriot And every corpse is a hero [Chorus]
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