[Verse] Hi, Im Nigel Burke You might know me as the guy that lurks In the hospital pulling back the final curtains As saving lives is my line of work Im overworked and Im overpaid Nobody else gets home as late No time to poo, no time to wee To go on a date, no time to sleep, see But regardless of what theyre paying me Im the hardest in the AE A couple of whiskies, a couple of baileys Im ready for my shift, give me the blade, please This is an emergency surgery, third degree burns Leave the patient waiting in purgatory, operating with urgency We cant take an eternity, blood loss rate is discernibly Worse than the state of my purse on my Lace Anniversary Unlucky! Thats why I stay here so late just to earn a fee Thats why the patient is late, toetagged and lay on a slate In this infirmary, yeah, I may have made a mistake There may be stains on my apron, but, baby, hey, Im just sayin That when the table is shaking in the back of an ambulance Its a little difficult to keep on track what your hands are doing Oh, golly, when youre on a trolley Trying to find the right tools like Wheres Wally If I was you Id be crying for my mommy Id give you a tissue but Ive not got one on me Sorry, Im a little unprepared But luckily, youre not in a position to be running scared Caught you unaware, anesthetized Now, youre asleep, give me your teeth and eyes What are you worried about? Whos scary? Im just the new tooth fairy Im coming for your calcium Like a loon let loose in the dairy When I said Im not a dentist, what I meant is Of all my skills, its just a percentage My qualifications might be invented But I wont get better without trying to attempt it Dentally demented, I tend to need apprentices Because its them that seem to comprehend more than me I generally pretend it and so far, Ive never been suspended In theater, Im territorial Less surgical, more gladiatorial If this gets any more gory Ill put it on YouTube as a tutorial Ive been awake on call for days My eyes are red as when I went to Ultralase Not a qualified eye surgeon, but I cant help but help when your eyes hurting See, Im a nice person, Chris Martin Ill try to fix you, quick, stick a heart in! Enough blarting, weve hit an artery Made a chest cavity big enough to park in [Bridge] Demographically setting a precedent Increasing the speed that youll get an inheritance I never get done for medical negligence Not because Im good but cause I bury the evidence Demographically setting a precedent Increasing the speed that youll get an inheritance I never get done for medical negligence Not because Im good but cause I bury the evidence [Outro] Chop, chop Your life in my hands
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