[Intro Central Scrutinizer] This is the Central Scrutinizer As you can see, music can get you pretty fucked up Take a tip from Joe, do like he did Hock your imaginary guitar and get a good job Joe did, and hes a happy guy now On the day shift at the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot Of a fullycharged icing anointment utensil And every time a nice little muffin comes by on the belt He poots forth And if this doesnt convince you that music causes big trouble Then maybe I should turn off my plastic megaphone And sing the last song on the album in my regular voice [Refrain] Ahem! Heh heh A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta With a green rosetta A little green rosetta A tiny green rosetta A green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A tiny green rosetta Youll make a muffin really betta Its betta Its really getting betta Its betta, its betta With a green rosetta Setta, setta And a green rositti, too Green rositti A little green rositti Its really, really meaty The little green rositti Make a muffin really betta Its betta Hey, really out there . . . that was really good Its really getting betta Its betta, its betta With a green rosetta Setta, setta Good God, give the drummer some Green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta Setta, setta, setta Setta, setta, setta Setta, setta, setta, setta, setta . . . Make a muffin, make a muffin, make a muffin Betta Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta With a green rosetta Make a muffin betta, make a muffin betta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta A little green rosetta With a green rosetta A little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta A little green rosetta Good God! Youre really jammin! Now the Reggae version, hey For the People in the Third World We havent forgotten anybody on this song For all of you French people Who think that youre outta sight And for the people in Spain Who think the French people are where its at And for the people in Mongolia Who always wanted to go to Spain for a vacation And for those of you in Taiwan Who got chumped This chorus is for you Rang Tang Ding Dong, I am the Japanese Sandman Take eight A green rosetta A green rosetta Green rosetta A little green rosetta A green rosetta Against the Reggae beat, though No, its still Reggae, but its all backwards, okay A green rosetta A little green rosetta A green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta Little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta Little green rosetta Youll make a muffin betta Little green rosetta Little green rosetta Little green rosetta A little green rosetta Now you see, some places in the Third World It might be difficult to dance to this Because the kerosene record player Is not a very efficient device And a lot of times they run out of They run out of spunk right in the middle of the chorus Causing the song to sound like this A little green rosetta....................... However we continue in spite of the fact That the fuel may be low on your record player We suggest that in places in the Fourth World Where things are really tough That you keep the record player going By rubbing two sticks together And if all else fails, throw the record away Build your own green rosetta Try this recipe Well start with a lump of grass The grass bone connected to the ankle bone The knee bone connected to the wishbone And then everybody moves to New York And goes to a party with Warren. Hey! And weve flown in, at great expense triple scale, no less, ladies and gentlemen Steve Gadds clone To play the outchorus on this song Hes really outasite, in spite of the fact That the click track is totally irrelevant To what hes doing right now Im listening to the click Yes Im suffering with the click track right now This guy is totally out of sync with it, but what the fuck Ed Mann will call him up later, show him the sign. Okay, Vinnie, where is five? Theyre pretty good musicians Theyre pretty good musicians Theyre pretty good musicians The singers not too good but The musicians theyre pretty good Theyre pretty good musicians Theyre pretty good musicians Theyre pretty good musicians Theyre pretty good musicians But it dont make no difference If theyre good musicians Because anybody who would buy this record Doesnt give a fuck if theres good musicians On it Because this is a stupid song AND THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT A little green rosetta Hey! A little green rosetta A little green rosetta A little green rosetta You make a muffin betta With a green rosetta A little green rosetta Rosetta, rosetta, rosetta Rosetta . . . rosetta Zetta!
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