parody of The Continental You Kiss While Youre Dancing by Leo Reisman HisOrchestra, from the movie The Gay Divorce Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... Im Dr. Prentice, the painless dentist By that whats meant is It really doesnt hurt This is Miss Klinger youve met her finger So open wide, and Miss Klinger will squirt Well, well, I say there Weve got decay there Cant let it stay there and cause you all that pain So please Miss Klinger, remove your finger And wont you hand me down my Novocaine Its far worse than I thought it was My charge is gonna be large Dont be unwilling Its just a filling Im simply drilling to dig a little pit Dont fight Miss Klinger, or bite her finger And now while I change the drill you can spit I hum while youre bleeding It takes your mind off The things I grind off Your gums are receding Youll have to come back Well build that gum back And now if you will open wide Miss Klingers gonna put her whole darn fist inside Thats it... now its over Theyll be a puffiness around your cheeks Youll have to eat soft food for three more weeks And if youll kindly stop those ghastly shrieks Im through Beautiful molars... Lovely bicuspids... By Dr. Prentice!
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