[Verse 1] How are things for you? I been writing pretty lyrics But missing someone to sing em to Have the people youve been meeting been affable? Ive been faxing you messages Errors syntactical If theres an actual opening in your space time Erase my voicemail messages from your dateline I taped mine under a false pretense A temporary lapse in cunning and lost street sense In the spring and summer Its all peaches Now a full court press But Im running the wrong defense Grief stricken Cause shes Witches of Eastwickin My cauldrons cold Cause the heats missing Hope your pretty kitty keeps on pissing on all your documents Your kitchen smells of Polish sausages Were polar opposites A known common sense Ive recently grown cognizant of Theres no point in polishing mud [Hook] In the state of conflict, the refs will have quirks The ushers have flashlights, and I got works For the ways that you treat me with all and stalls And the things said discretely Let it go on, let it go on Lurch like a world spinning off its axis Cause the cat pissed on your faxes Sharpen up the axes Well teach that kitty to piss on important transmissions [Verse 2] Im done with ass kissing Starting it was the hard part Youre like a magician Fingers quick as a card shark I been a fan since then Loaning you an enlarged heart I sent you transmissions You were thinking of car parts Bought you an aardvark instead of an anteater And you pleasure yourself with electrical ass tweezers Thats either a sadness or a sickness Giving a whole new meaning to being on her shit list Ive been rescued Like Jews on Schindlers Im still representing for the coupon spenders I hear your new dude has a Yukon with spinners I got some fresh fruit and a new Braun blender [Bridge] [Verse 3] I could never be a simple brother Cause the world aint black and white Some of this shits magenta colored Theres different other shades of periwinkle When Mary tinkles It resembles berry sprinkles A crotchety thin old hairy wrinkled man Carries tingles Not to mention dingleberries How long has it been since there were people caring? An old monument cinched on uneven bearings Directing filthy poetry at his three canaries He finds Jesus very comforting in his old age Just left church Cussin at people Road rage
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