Mr. Long is a man unique in his kind Hes a Chinese superhero in his own mind He thinks hes a sex god, he rarely has a date Mr. Long is a man traumatized by fate His first name is Hung, with the last name Long I heard it, Hung Long, that may have to be a song Please forgive me I ramble and I sound like a liar Im just killing time while my clothes are in the drier People greet him nicely then they bite their tongue Cause they all say the same thing, So, how are ya, Hung? Well, maybe theyll open their eyes And see Long is a man who needs to be lobotomizd Horny as hell and I know whats up He loves to play games, I guess he never grew up Red Rover, Red Rover, nobody will bend over So he plays another game called The Hunt For Miss October Competitive at this, no contest, hell win it He should try out for a spot on the One Arm Olympics If you wanna be like Long, for a game youre yearnin Just drop your pants and do the Pee Wee Herman [Chorus] Find a wife, get a life, do something Youre just wasting away, what more can I say Youre gettin all excited over nothing Hes been dissed since the day he was born, its a fact His mother told the doctor Hes not done, put him back He got picked on by his girlfriend, wouldnt play the game I guess he didnt live up to his name Hung Long has pickup lines, he made up a few you bet But a slap in the face is all he manages to get He told a girl shes the boss and hes applying for a bit And did she have any openings that he could fit He thinks hes Superman, its gone to his head Hes faster than a speeding bullet when hes in bed One girl almost married him, thats a fact But when a gay lover sued, that was the end of that Nowadays its still not real in his brain He has dreams of condoms breakin from the strain He had a blind date once, but his plans were spoiled He thought shes look like Bo Derek, she turned out like Olive Oyl So he doesnt do that anymore He just makes his weekly trip to the corner store Doesnt worry about back talk or worry about a scuffle Hes perfectly safe doin the old Knuckle Shuffle [Chorus]
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