Ever since Ed flunked out of the Spiegel catalogue thing, cause he was trying to get his job modeling circular saws and socket setsSpiegel, youre all familiar with Spiegel? They turned him down, and Ed, kinda went, he started drinking winebut we caught him before he got down to the bottom. Im gonna do one more for you, and Im gonna let Rich get ready. Rich has a great song, called cans, and I want him to do his two other songs that make his next door neighbor cry the most. Its called Small Town Hero. High school, high school, college too Church on Sunday, learn the Golden Rule Cause the devil might get you before he gets through He might get you before he gets through Small town hero, baseball team Loudmouth nosey, although never says a thing Tries to get some lovin with his high school ring Tries to get it with his high school ring Hes always talking bout the things hes gonna do Goes round breakin little guys in two Somebody gonna get him before he gets through Bound to get him before he gets through Cheerleaders, cheerleaders, yeah yeah yeah Rah rah rah, you got nothin to tell Always in your seat before you heard the bell That bell, it dont ring no more Mommy, mommy, what went wrong? Too late for questions, now youre on your own Mommys broke down, and your daddys gone They just couldnt make it work no more High school, high school, college too Church on Sunday, learn the Golden Rule Cuase the devil, he might get you before he gets through He might get you before he gets through
rah, school, get, spiegel, mommy