[Verse 1] Get him gifts and bring your friends This will be fun, we pretend Welcome to Als birthday shebang Peter is used as penis slang [Hook] Phillip, Phillips, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillips, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillips, a thirsty hoe Phillip, Phillips, a thirsty hoe [Chorus] The term scumbag wont endear us I hope Allens mom didnt hear us Mad at swearing, that I fear, hush I hope Allens mom didnt hear us Christina, game of manhunt Sunday Special, toothpaste cake fun Yuck! Fuck! Yuck! [Verse 2] A gutted raccoon in the creek For this corpse they didnt seek Christina keeps on coming, why? Trey, Peter, and Noah hear Allen cry [Hook] [Chorus] [Verse 3] Tried playing Clue in the bed We dropped Christina on her head Tales of minotaurs riding boats No Sunday Specials engulfed in scrotes [Hook] [Chorus] But it was fun But it was fun But it was fun It actually was fun
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