[Intro Keith Austin] You ever have those days where you wake up and just know you aint gonna do anything [Verse 1 Keith Austin] Laid back, sitting back in my old room Sweatpants chilling, Captain Crunch, and cartoons I never time for it so I made room Life is an adventure and Im just chilling in my bedroom My alarm was set for seven, but I woke up at eleven I got seven miss calls from my boss, his name is Kevin And if he calls again I cant afford not to answer And if I told him what I did last night he wont enjoy the answer And should I be honest tell him I was with a dancer Had a couple packs of smokes so I probably got the cancer Or maybe I should lie and say some bullshit like my uncle died I was gonna call, but I forgot, or I did have the time Or maybe I should tone it down and say Im at the doctor though If he dont believe me hes gonna ask me for a doctors note But I aint tripping cause you know I got a plug And I aint talking about no drugs, Im talking about these fake doctors notes Cause normally I work a seven hour shift I dont even get a break and I dont even get to, hehe I just hope I dont get fired cause I cant afford to quit But today, Im just not feeling it [Hook Keith Austin] I Aint Workin Today I rather just sit back, kick back and just relax I Aint Workin Today I rather just stay in, lay in, girl im saying I Aint Workin Today And if you try to call my phone the machine will say no one is home I Aint Workin Today I guess I better call in cause I aint feeling it today I Aint Workin Today [Verse 2 Keith Austin] Laid back stunting like Im in a 2 seater Sweatpants chilling with a wrinkled wife beater No shower status popping jolly ranchers like a addict My boss is calling I made the ringer disappear like magic He even left me a message saying where the hell you been We suppose to open up at 8 but now we open up at 10 Now let me ask you again man where the hell you been You better answer your phone, are you even listening!? But I didnt even think to call him back though Cause Im to busy doing nothing laying back hoe Im in the suburbs but I treat it like a condo Drinking Sundrop but I drink it like its merlo Cause normally I drink water out the sink And I dont care if its 130 pour me up another drink Cause tomorrow Im gonna get it and Im probably gonna get canned But right now I dont really give a damn [Hook Keith Austin] [Bridge Keith Austin] No I Aint Workin Today No no no no no I Aint Workin Today Ill come in tomorrow but if I dont come in tomorrow Then I aint ever going back I Aint Workin Today
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