[Spoken] Theres a new cherub in town [Buck 65] As I cross the finish line Holding on the handlebars With one hand the battle scars and rusted metal forks And the busted pedal vanishes Something wasnt normal there All the other campers were dressed up in formal wear And everybodys angry So I decide to form a story Keep a low profile, and try to find the dormitory Thinking I was too late, I asked my room mate about the jackets and dress pants And he said The best chance to stay out of trouble, aint a heavy task at all Be at the gym at 9, for the first game of basketball Otherwise, you could be collecting dead animals around the campsite By kerosene lamplight Just like them guys in tuxedos, its a ripoff So whatever you do, just be in time for the tipoff God in heaven dead animals? There was a horrifying silence Now Im not the type to be glorifying violence But Im gonna get physical like Olivia Newton blasting off to oblivion Shooting if I got to Its game time right, and Im rockin the spot, shotblockin and whatnot You know, me and my team were controlling the fourth quarter I gotta piece of the rock and no guards were patrolling the north border But instead of dunking, I jump back, give myself a kiss, pull up from 12th and miss Game over We put one in the win column But Im scratching my head like I got some sort of skin problem Feeling like a sleazy punk I could have had the easy dunk Jesus Fucking Christ why didnt I dunk it? All the players hit the showers, so did the referee Everybody left the gymnasium, except for me I stayed behind for a good 20 minutes Maybe 24 to slam a whole whole bunch of times, and many more Just to show improvement to myself until it goes on for long enough And when I finally went to put my clothes on... A message written on a piece of paper from a notebook saying put this on With a tuxedo on the coathook in the locker was there
tuxedo, dunk, coathook, shotblockin, lamplight