Well I missed the kick in the big game, failed my driving test Misspelled my exgirlfriends name on the tattoo on my chest Cuz I cant do nothing right, and I cant seem to get along Ive forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong I picked a fight with a boxer, scratched an Angels hog Gave a heart attack to the doctor and lost my mamas dog I hung a left on a red light and lost my right to drive Just show me to the shallow end and Im sure to dive right in Cuz I cant do nothing right, and I cant seem to get along Ive forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong So Im sitting on this barstool in this dirty downtown bar Drinking up my money and I piss it in the bathroom stall A man of my disposition should steer clear of alcohol But if I didnt make bad decisions, I wouldnt make no decisions at all Cuz I cant do nothing right, and I cant seem to get along Ive forgotten what it looks like on the other side of wrong
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