There was a guy from PEI they used to call Potato He met this young Leamington, Ontario Tomato But he had eyes for other girls and she was a little mushy So they said well lets get wed, no sense in being fussy Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup Ketchup loves potatoes x2 Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday Saturday, they said okay well cut the cake on Sunday But Sunday came and what a shame, they had no one to fetch it Without a cake, they sat and ate potato chips and ketchup Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup Ketchup loves potatoes x2 So this guy from PEI they used to call Potato Hes got two boys and a little girl, two spuds and one tomato They romp and run around Leamington Boy when they get hungry, the bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country Big size, french fries, how they love tomatoes So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup Ketchup loves potatoes x2
ketchup, potato, tomato, heinz, leamington