[Verse 1] First things first, Im a craftsman Craftsman Remodelling is my only passion Its my passion And Im the greatest in the business Want referrals, yo My clientle will bear you witness Right, right I can help when your door jamb sticks heh? There is nothing in the world I cant fix yeah I do tiles, I do stone, I do bricks Call me, Ill come rushing over with my bag of tricks bag of tricks Where you go when your disposal is rusted rusted Termite problem making you disgusted yuck When your front window is busted hey hey hey Just one name thats always trusted [Chorus] Im so handy, you already know Ill fix your plumbing when your toilets overflow Im so handy, Ill bring you up to code When your dishwashers about to explode [Verse 2] Now you say that your furnace is needing some service Im fully bonded, no need to be nervous Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica Maybe Ill hook up this here combo washerdryer But all your pipes are antique Your water pressures too weak You got an attic full of dry rot Because your roof sprung a leak Your fridge is starting to reek Your hardwood floors really squeak But dont you worry Ill just show you my amazing technique Now let me glue that, glue that and screw that, screw that Any random chore you got, well I can do that, do that Or maybe Ill just rewire your house for fun I got 99 problems but a switch aint one [Chorus] Im so handy, everyone said so Ill grout your bathroom, resurface your patio Im so handy, Im the guy to know When your leaf blower doesnt blowohohoh [Bridge] Patch the drywall, clean your gutters and mow the lawn Make that phone call, Ill install anything you want Yeah, check my big staple gun, my socket wrenches are second to none I wont quit til Im done, dont even care if I hammer my thumb OW! [Verse 3] Still rocking my screwdriver Got the whole world thinking Im MacGyver Your heating bills are shocking I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking Your house is a disaster, huh? Need a guy whos a master with the plaster, huh? Let me be your stripper Taking off lacquer, no one does it quicker [Chorus] Im so handy, you already know Ill beat all price quotes, my hourly rates are low Im so handy, you should call this pro Im in the phone book and se habla espaol
handy, craftsman, rusted, glue, remodelling