I feel so confident right now As my friends all ask me how They throw an item or utilize the drift My character of choice is Yoshi Hes good offroad but mostly I play him cause hes cute, Ill admit The race starts, and I stalled! I stalled the car again I held A down a bit too early And all my mates are laughing As they drive right past me And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii And now Im stuck in 12th place Im gonna lose this race Trailing in Donkey Kongs tire tracks So I get a powerup I dont expect too much But oh my god, Bullet Bill, now Im back! In first place in no time And my mates cant see why Nintendo would make a game thats so unfair Theyre feeling pretty angry But Im just princess peachy Im winning, so I dont really care But someone gets a blue shell! And I crash The kart flips over again Why dont they put a wall there!? Nothing I could do but watch it roll into the sea And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii Im still in the lead But theyre catching up to me Ill get a powerup and Ill be fine Another banana skin Upsidedown boxes wearing thin I think I had more fun when I was behind This is the only game Ive played Where winning just feels lame And losing is where all the fun takes place And there are no red shells for me All I have is apathy For this neverending, threelap funless race Race ends and Im second?! I lost the race again How did he get invincibility? Fucking Waluigi stole my victory And at this point I remember why I hate Mario Kart Wii And everybody sings Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do do dodo do Do do do, do
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