[Verse 1] A boy named Mact committed an irresponsible act He got a dog for christmas but wanted a cat He beat his mum to death with a fucking baseball bat His dad came and said holy shit son, what did you do? I know you didnt like that bitch so I killed mum for you! His dad looked him straight in the eye and said That was kind of you but I could have killed her myself So he started to finish it, he got a knife and stabbed her in the heart and said Son, I think she is absolutely dead Mact looked straight in his dads eye Dad, I think she was gonna die anyway so its good that I gave her a quickie His dad then nodded and left the room Later he came back and said Son, we need to bury this bitch Mact looked outside and said I think we should put her in the ditch [Chorus] Brain dead bitch in the ditch, brain dead bitch in the ditch There was this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch I saw this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch [Verse 2] One time, a boy saw her He was so shocked that he smashed his car, punched it hard He drove away while being sad, crying too Drove a mile, he then bumped into a crocodile while lying on a rock He then ran fast because his car broke down Later that day Mact began to be sad but his father got mad Son, dont cry, that bitch is dead and we all know why! He then cried louder, he got a hit from his father and he then ran out He ran into the bathroom, his father then bombed open the door Dad, leave me alone Mact began to cheer up, he and his dad then told some dead mother jokes They laughed so hard, he then had a sore stomach His dad then had a sore tummy too, they both laughed, cried and giggled They then went out to the ditch to burn it but she wasnt there They both looked at each other in a confusing look They then found her laying face on the pavement Thats the way she laid when say forgot to pay the payment They giggled all the way home, combed each others hair and went to sleep [Chorus] Brain dead bitch in the ditch, brain dead bitch in the ditch There was this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch I saw this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch [Verse 3] Mact woke up to the sound of birds singing, he shot them down and cooked them He then went to school, did work and laughed with friends He then had fun late at night The next day he took his mother in with him to show and tell and said She is burning in Hell The teacher vomited and so did the class He then ran with the body and throw her in the ditch His father asked him Son, has the neighbour being a bitch He then said while looking down to the dinner plate Yes dad, she was, she shouted at me when I was walking home His father was a bit annoyed at the neighbour Dad, should I kill her His dad nodded Yes, but us together should and then bury her with your mother The next day, the neighbour was found dead in a ditch with an ugly bitch The suspects where a father and son And they both escaped out to a country with lots of sun [Chorus] Brain dead bitch in the ditch, brain dead bitch in the ditch There was this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch I saw this brain dead bitch dead in the ditch
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