I was sitting with a bloody head outside of X At the Berkeley Square in my proudboy dumbness Half drunk, half sexed, half conscious Lenny said, Shouldnt you check it? I said, Checking is for wimps So I flew into the hedge up and above Looking at the blue skies below, flying like a dove I was head over heels when I hit the manhole cover Kathleen walked up, said, You all right? No, Im in pain, duh Well, sleeveless shirts and Catholic school skirts Small girls, big cars, its the other way around She said, Just show me where it hurts Said, You can pick me up and take me home Just join me on the ground And we could have some kids If were lucky, theyll be gay And we could be proud parents in the pride parade I swear, I almost cry every year when they go by If Id only been a girl instead of a guy Kathleen
kathleen, said, half, proudboy, sexed