[Bart Baker] Ive been a pop star for a long time Peoples sexiest man alive Now its time for me to be seen As a massive creep That is why in this video I look like a sick pedo And why Im stalking a lady Like she is fresh meat My beards gross This videos all about me Maroon 5 is nowhere to be seen Im showing off my abs and all of my tattoos Ive done commercials bout acne Ive got a show on NBC It is time that I show you what else I can do yeah I can stand in rain in a hoodie I can develop photography I can hump pretend hunks of meat I can act totally crazy I can take pictures on my smartphone I can smear blood on my hot muscles This is just like American Psycho oh! How do I make my voice so high? Breaks the windows every time I use helium I inhale it from these balloons When I sing it sounds like the cry Of a dog about to die Thats why animals Always show up to my shows GO AWAY! This is the part I act real nuts And cover myself in raw meat guts [Maroon 5 band mate] Guess he forgot were in the band too Dick! [Bart Baker] I look so good its all about me I am the one fans wanna see [Sam Macaroni] Im damn sick of Adams attitude [Maroon 5 band mate] This is Maroon 5 not Maroon 1 [JorDance] Even though now there are 6 of us [Sam Macaroni] No one even knows who we are [Maroon 5 band mate] Adam youre always the damn star [Sam Macaroni] No one wants to watch this weird shit [Bart Baker] Of course they do especially this [Maroon 5 band mate] Check it out now hes acting like a wolf [Bart Baker] Ooooowhoooooo! [Gsnaps] Seriously Adam?! You didnt tell me you were gonna pour blood all over me! Maroon 5? More like Moron 5! slap UH! [All Maroon 5 band mates] Youre ruining our reputation! This videos disgusting! [Bart Baker] No its artistic [Sam Macaroni] Its just sick! Were tired of this shit! [Bart Baker] What the hell are you doing guys? [All Maroon 5 band mates] Dont worry its a surprise! [Bart Baker] Thats totally fine as long as I get more screen time [Sam Macaroni] Oh you will! [Bart Baker] I dont know why why why why You tied me up Im scared Im Too pretty to die die die No!No!No! [All Maroon 5 band mates] We wont kill you but you might Want to commit suicide After what we have in mind [Bart Baker] No!No!No! [All Maroon 5 band mates] And now its time that we give You a taste of your own medicine By making your ass listen To your own voice [Bart Baker] AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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