This is the story of Betty and Sue Two women left their husbands... For each other One, two, three and... laugh I was watching opera yesterday And Gloria Steinem came on to say Gloria Steinem? Whos Gloria Steinem? Gloria Steinems a famous feminist She says theres no separation between housewife and feminist She says you can be a housewife and a feminist Really? All you housewives can be Famous feminists just like me Now I am cooking the veggies and valuing myself Cooking the veggies and valuing myself, cooking the veggies and valuing myself Gloria where have you been? Where have you been? Youve become my inspiration My inspiration Gloria where have I been? Where have I been? All these years Ive been listening to Jim Get out of the way of the game Where is my dinner? Gloria please save me now Save me now I need to free myself please tell me how Free myself I am becoming a coward Gloria Steinem, where are you now? Gloria Steinem, wait a minute I heard on public radio that Gloria Steinem was gonna be speaking at a rally for womens rights in Washington DC! Gloria, Gloria, Im buying my ticket today Im going to the rally in Washington Im gonna see her at the rally in Washington Im gonna find her at the rally in Washington I cant wait for the rally in Washington Shit Sue! What am I gonna tell Jim? Well... tell him youre on a business trip Business trip? Sue, Im a housewife... Alright, tell him youre abducted by a strange group of aliens No Sue he watches the Xfiles he knows the difference between real aliens and fake aliens They took a specimen out of your left breast and planted it into Washington DC and youve gotta go there to rediscover a part of yourself Rally? Womens rights? Who the hell you think you are? My name is Betty and my name is Sue And theres a lot of thing we can do Cause we are, wannabe feminist housewives Yeah, we are gonna be feminist housewives See you later Jim Im going to the rally in Washington Byebye! Well that was five years ago, today I said Herb, you can take youre SUV and shove it up your ass Me and Betty, were hitting the road Im switching out of wife mode I dont know Herb its not like I have anything against you Its just well youre not really my type Herb Look, look, theres no need to argue, this is goodbye Herb And Herb, Ill try not to slam the door on my way out okay And try not to choke from the dust coming from my heels, Herb Oh and Herb, dont forget to feed Olive Oil Bye Olive Oil Meow And suddenly, Betty and I were free We were finally free Going to the rally in Washington On the road to the rally in Washington I couldnt wait for the rally in Washington Hey Sue, were almost to the rally in Washington Well Im sure its not hard for you to imagine what happened in that car on that road to that rally in Washington DC, right? Some people say that it was, that it was destiny that Betty and I got in that car and got on that road to go to that rally Some people say that a band of angels guided our car on that road Who knows? Something about the moon, or the way her skin mixed with vinyl I realize, Sue, Ive been lusting after her for four years now Ive been lusting after you for four years now Betty, Ive been lusting after you for four years now Ive been lusting after you, for four years now Oh my god Betty Oh my god, Oh, My, god Im a dyke Im a dyke Im a dyke Im a dyke, dyke, dyke, dyke, DDDdyke Were great moms Hahaha, I wanna do that again
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