[Verse 1] She woke up mad, shes trying to pick a fight Got a phone to my ear cause Im trying to book a flight And shes crazy as a goddamned loon And the airlines drowning in the belly of the beast And theyre all bogged down from the weather in the east And were not going anywhere soon And its thirty degrees on the Emerald Coast I spilled my coffee and I burned my toast And the rent cars sitting on a flat The Internets down and they dont know why And I damn near made the desk clerk cry And thre wasnt any reason for that Shes campd in the shower and she wont come out And I dont have a clue what thats about Ill just have to wait and see Cant get online to check the bank Twitters on fire, my stocks all tanked But whats really getting to me is [Chorus] I keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses [Verse 2] Georgia license Code B Restriction Cant drive less I got my specs on Double negatives proper diction In this North Florida redneck lexicon Aint nothing but Fox News fiction on Nobodys showing the game Im betting on And howre they gonna build a wall with no Mexicans anyway? Honeymoons over, less than enchanted Gonna be driving back to Atlanta She dont like the freeway so were going scenic Apalachicola and points in between Patches of fog on up to Sopchoppy Tenfour driver we good and gone, copy Well get home tonight or theres gonna be hell to pay Roadside stand selling Tupelo honey You take your jar and leave em the money Thats how they do it down here But its cold and theyre not selling today And shed just break a jar on my head anyway Cause its my fault we got such a damn late start I was doing my part for my art and I kept losing my glasses Glasses [Chorus] I keep losing my glasses Glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Glasses [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] I made the exit and turned up Ponce And Ill be damned if I know what she wants But we gotta get something to eat Majestic Diners our best chance Pork chop and eggs oughta save the romance Its maybe a mile up the street My daddy told me, if you got any sense Better feed the woman, many years hence I know what he meant and I got me a plan But I cant read the menu cause damn I keep losin my glasses Glasses [Chorus] I keep losing my glasses Glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Keep losing my glasses I keep losing my glasses Glasses [Outro] Oh, yeah, I keep on Mmmhmm Ooo mmmhmm
glass, losing, keep, mmmhmm, selling