Homer Bart! Marge Go to your room Bart Yeah, right Well, youre damned if you do What are we talking about? Well, youre damned if you do Wheres your sense of humor? Well, youre damned if you do And youre damned if you dont Homer Bart! [Verse 1] Let me start at the start, then take it away My name is Simpson, Bartholemew J Thats Bart, with an art, and a capital B Then Simp, plus SON, thats me Introductions aside, lets move right along You can all sing along at the sound of the gong Once upon a time, about a week ago All of a sudden, trouble started to grow Alarm was buzzin, I was snoozin Sposed to get up now, but I was refusin To let reality become an intrusion Cause in dreamydream land, I was cruisin But the buzz kept buzzin, my head kept buzzin Gave the radio a throw, and heard an explosion, Homer Doh! Opened up my eyes, and to my surprise There stood Homer, and his temperature risin I was chillin, he was yellin Face all distorted, cause he was propellin It wasnt what he said, but more of his tone The usual jive, put your nose to the grindstone I said Im real sorry but that didnt cut it I started to protest, but Dad said Homer Shut it Get up, mow the lawn, move it, On the double Cause if you dont, youre in deep, deep trouble [Hook] Back Trouble Deep, deep trouble Run into trouble Bart Wheres your sense of humor, man? Back Deep, deep trouble And they go a little something like this [Verse 2] So Im in the front yard, mowin like crazy Sweatin like a pig and the sun is blazing Homers in the driveway, getting in the car With Mom and Lisa, hope theyre going real far The dad yells Homer Bart Bart and I go Yo He goes Homer You done yet? Bart and I go No So he goes Homer Oh! Youre too slow Bart So I step on the gas, to speed up the mow Didnt see that sprinkler underneath that tree Wham! Ccchhh! Pssshh! Raining on me! I go Whoa, Homer goes Homer Doh! Now you cant go to the boat show Bart This is my thanks after working my butt off? Homer revs the motor and they all start to putt off Soaked to the bone, standing in a puddle Noone needs to tell me Im in deep, deep trouble [Hook] Back Trouble Marge Go to your room Homer Bart! Bart Yeah, right Marge Bart, go to your room Back Deep, deep trouble Marge Go to your room Homer Bart! Bart Oh, gimme a break Back The young begins the trouble Bart Well, youre damned if you do I know the answer. Well, youre damned if you do Back Deep, deep trouble Bart Well, youre damned if you do And youre damned if you dont [Verse 3] As soon as theyre gone, Im stretched on the lawn Lookin at the sky with my sunshades on Now Ive never ever claimed that I was a smarty But inspiration hits me, lets have a party Called up my posse, they were here in a flash They brought all their pals, we started to thrash There was romping and stomping, an occasional crash A fist fight or two, and Nintendo for cash We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash I got a little worried when the windows got smashed The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are home The kids disappear and Im all alone Everythings silent except for my moan And the low, bluesy tone of a saxophone They look at me, then they go into a huddle Get this sinking sensation Im in deep, deep trouble [Hook] Back Trouble Homer Doh Marge Oh Homer Bart! Bart Oh, gimme a break Back Deep, deep trouble Homer Hey, what is this? Back Dont keep trouble Marge Go to your room Lisa Oh yeah Marge Bart, go to your room Back Deep, deep trouble Marge Go to your room Bart Okey, dokey Homer Bart! [Verse 4] Theres a little epilogue to my tale of sadness I was dragged down the street by his Royal Dadness We rounded the corner and came to a stop Threw me inside Jakes Barber Shop I said, Please Sir, just a little off the top Dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollipop So on my head, theres nothing but stubble Man, I hate being in deep, deep trouble [Hook] Back Trouble Bart Well, youre damned if you do Back Trouble! Trouble! Bart Well, youre damned if you do Back Deep, deep trouble Bart Well, youre damned if you do And youre damned if you dont Back Nothing but trouble Bart Aw, come on, man Well, youre damned if you do What are we talking about? Well, youre damned if you do Back Deep, deep trouble Bart Wheres your sense of humor? Well, youre damned if you do, and youre damned if you dont Back Trouble Deep, deep trouble Bart Ha ha ha, ha ha Back Deep, deep trouble
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