[Verse 1] Mother, Father, Im here in the zoo I cant come home cause Ive grown up too soon I got my sentence, I got my command They said theyd make me major if I met all their demands [PreChorus 1] I could be a corporal into corporal punishment Or the general manager of a large establishment They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod But I never thought theyd put me in the... [Chorus] Goon squad Theyve come to look you over and theyre giving you the eye Goon squad They want you to come out to play, youd better say goodbye [Verse 2] Some grow up just like their dads and some grow up too tall Some go drinking with the lads, some dont grow up at all You must find the proper place for everything you see But youll never get to make a lampshade out of me [PreChorus 2] I could join a chain of males or be the missing link Looking for a lucky girl to put me in the pink They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod But I never thought theyd put me in the... [Chorus] Goon squad Theyve come to look you over and theyre giving you the eye Goon squad They want you to come out to play, youd better say goodbye [Verse 3] Mother, Father, Im doing so well Im making such progress now that you can hardly tell I fit in a little dedication with one eye on the clock They caught you under medication, you could be in for a shock [PreChorus 3] Thinking up the alibis that everyones forgotten Just another Mummys boy gone to rotten They pat some good boys on the back and put some to the rod But I never thought theyd put me in the... [Chorus] Goon squad Theyve come to look you over and theyre giving you the eye Goon squad They want you to come out to play, youd better say goodbye
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