He walked up my porch, shook my hand, picked up my daughter yes sir and yes maam We shut the door, and my wife slapped me, she said hes a gentleman, why dont you look happy? I said Baby its so crazy that you cant see, cause ive been that guy before, and we only wants one thing That boys a loaded gun, and he only wants some fun. Well he aint gonna get it from my little girl. I know boys and how they think, dont go acting like its sweet. Cause I can make it look like an accident for sure. She said one day your little girls gonna get married, you cant kill these boys I said Maybe not, just keep the shovel ready. I went in my garage, and found the bench press, couldve thrown 250 about 14 times, I paced the house, looked out the window, til his truck pulled in at 1159, and he walked her to my door to get a kiss. I swung the door wide open and scared him to death and it made me grin. Cause that boys a loaded gun, and he only wants some fun. Well he aint gonna get it from my little girl. I know boys and how they think, dont go acting like its sweet. Cause I can make it look like an accident for sure. I know my little girls gon get married. I cant kill these boys, no maybe not, but I still keep the shovel ready. Five years later theyre in love and going on their honeymoon, hes growing on me but our family graveyards still got extra room. Cause that boys a loaded gun, it aint all about some fun, cause dammit were talking about my little girl. I know boys and how they think, and it sure as hell aint sweet. Cause I can make it look like an accident for sure. Well that days come my little girls got married, I cant kill that boy, no maybe not. But I still keep the shovel ready. I still keep the shovel ready
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