Jerry Welcome back to the Jerry Swinger Show. Todays show talks about women who feels neglected in relationships. Now today we have on our show Mercedes and we also have her boyfriend of 7 years, uhmm RayRay?? RoRo?? RayRay Nah, its RayRay motherfucker! Jerry Now thats what Ive said. Now Mercedes why do you feel neglected by Leroy? RayRay RayRay MOTHERFUCKER! Mercedes Its RayRay. And im tired of RayRays bullshit. Im tired of ... Listen Jerry listen, I wont be asking for much. This fat motherfucker every now and then to fucking wash my feet and maybe take the wax out of my ears Jerry Well you shouldve married a QTip! Crowd chants Jerry multiple times RayRay Ayo, hold up, hold up, hold up yall! Let me say something hold up. Maybe I will wash her feet sometimes if she was the real woman Jerry How real do you have to be to get your feet washed? RayRay Shit, Im realer than that bitch Jerry Calm down, calm down. Im just kidding. Uhhm well RayRay I believe that Mercedes has brought you all the way down here to tell you something. Now Mercedes what is it that you have to tell RayRay? Mercedes Well Jerry, I feel since RayRay has been neglecting me. I feel that I had to get out and get another man Crowd oohs Jerry Another man. Well, would you all like to see, whats his name? Mercedes Stewart Jerry Stewart. Would you all like to see Stewart? Lets bring out Stewart. Welcome, Stewart to the show. OK, OK, OK. Now, Stewart, youre in love with Mercedes. Whats going on with that? Let us know, talk to us Stewart Yes, I am in love with her. Uh, and I feel that RayRay mistreats her and Im the better man, Jerry, I am, I love her RayRay Hold up, hold up, hold up Jerry. This motherfucker works with me Crowd oohs yells in shock Jerry Looks like someones been doing a little bit of overtime Crowd chants Jerry multiple times RayRay Hold up, hold up, hold up. Now, Jerry, I been taking your shit all show them smartass remarks, and that shit. From the audience, and then... Someone in the crowd yells Get im, Jerry! Mercedes RayRay! RayRay Shut up bitch. Dont you say nothing, I had enough of your shit. Cause, I wouldnt be here if it wasnt for your stinkin ass. Now, I think is about time that I let you... Mercedes RayRay! RayRay you bitch, and the audience know something. This, is a motherfucking stickup! Crowd gasps in panic Crowd now chants Steve, Steve RayRay Steve, Steve, Steve. Sit your ass down, cause youll be the first mother fucker that I shoot. Alright, everybody listen up. I want your wallets, I want your chains, I want your rings, I want your earrings, I want your toe rings, I want your nose...BITCH, I aint gonna tell you again, sit your ass down! Now, where was I? I want your credit cards, I want your gas cards, I want your supermarket cards, I want your easy pass, I want your refreshments, I want your KitKats, I want your search, whatever you got in your bag, and, uh, Jerry, get your ass over here and give me my final thought Jerry I think you had the final thought in your hand RayRay Now, you see, thats the sarcastic shit that Im talking about RayRay holds the trigger everyone screams yells
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