Well we just left the courthouse this morning And the judge said we could go our seperate ways And everything we own must be divided just like the separation papers say You can keep the curtains and the tables and the chairs And all those dirty dishes in the sink Well you can take that golf club and the television set And that lawnmower thats always on the blink You can keep all the records and the hifi set You can take that phoney fireplace and the log Now you keep the car you keep the boat and Ill take the dog No Ill take the dog oh no Im gonna take the dog Well whos gonna bring me my paper whos gonna keep me company Youll just have to give him up no I aint a partin with the pupp The dog belongs to me Now hold on Ray you aint gonna take this dog away from me Im the one that feeds him every day And who always takes care of him when hes sick Now wait just a minute Jeannie I guess that you forget Who it was that always took him to the bed Paid for all of them shots of seven bucks a lick You can just forget about him I aint leaving you without him Then youll just have to stay I guess thats the only way okay Ill give back the curtains and the tables and the chairs And Ill wash the dirty dishes in the sink And I wont take the golf clubs and the television set And Ill fix that mower thats always on the blink Well both listen to the records on the hifi set By the fireplace with this gas burnin log Well go ridin in our car and well go sailin in our boat And well both take the dog yes well both take the dog Come on baby huff huff
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