Met her at the Star Wars convention Did I mention she was looking for love? Had to call her bluff, Lady, you dont mean how that sounded The thousandpound dude in the no fat chicks shirts astounded. Thought shed take it back, revoke, rescind, rewind, retract You heard me, she said, I want any man here To descend in the cave where you conquer the fear And Ill steer you to side of the force that you choose Somebodys man enough here now who? This girl, now you have to understand Would not look out of place on the arm of an attractive man So the geeks in attendance got jaws on the floor. One extends his Saber but he tripped on his cloak. I stepped to the front then I spoke I aint spitting game, look, I got a Wookiee hat on But these guys here are used to getting spat on By girls. See, you put em in shock And this aint the right con to quote Mister Spock But its highly illogical to me. Girl looked in my eye, said, is your mind free? Cause I got something for you. It is shiny, it is clean Come on up and Ill adore you with my yellow laser beam. Sitting in her room upstairs Watching her wind up the buns in her hair I declare that Id like to be Luke Unless thats a little bit too perverted for you I could be Jabba, a Jawa, an Ewok When we talk, oo ga la gee bla! Wait I seen all the flicks, all the books that I read Dont remember any character tied to the bed But thats all right, Ill just pretend that Im encased in carbonite And why thats a nice gold bikini you make that? Shows off what you got, no mistake thats One fine view of Chewbacca youre giving me Lower that down here, well be living the Linguistic lifestyle of the protocol droid. Then comes the part where Im not overjoyed Fire! she said, and before I could scream Got a steaming mouth full of yellow laser beam
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