Here they come, talkin down on me I get the funniest looks cause I said I dont believe They say we were monkeys They think theyre saying something profound But wheres their missing link at? There werent any bodies found They built a man from a hogs toothThey called a lie the truth And any time they get busted They sell you something new They say we were monkeys I think that theyve been monkeyin around Cause theyre too busy changin their books and their studies round Theyre just tryin to defend it they got a lot to reexplain Where theyve done excavation, they keep uncoverin mistakes Any time or any where just look over the boulders Youll see that mans been there They say we were monkeys I think their heads are stuck in the ground Cause theyre too busy diggin and putting the Bible down spoken Java Man was the skull of a gibbon Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and The Pitdown Man was a low down sham They built that man form an orangutang Ramapithics wasnt complete hes a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth Additional skeletons show us today that he isnt our relative only an ape Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just vague and confusing The wonderful knee bone theyre proud to possess Was 200 feet deeper a mile from the rest Neanderthal Man was probly deficient In Vitamin D of it mightve been rickets But he had religion and musical instruments Fire and tools and from you hes no different sang They say we were monkeys But people came from dust in the ground But theyre too busy thinkin to look into what weve found Theyre just kinda pretending, but I know why they seem afraid If we come from creation, you need Gods son to be saved They say we were monkeys but there was no evidence found Still youd better get ready Theyll make it up anyhow
monkey, theyre, man, busy, reexplain