[Intro] One by one, these characters come out of the dark and each one has a little pile of wood... and they put it on the fire, and if youre very lucky before the fire goes out... its this big bonfire... theres no rationale, you go where the story leads you... and in this case, it had I did had no idea it was gonna have a dark conclusion... [Verse 1] Richard Bachman its bout to be a Long Walk You dont bite, you a little dog barking Up in the [putos?] sounding like glucose You sweet as hell but you trying to be Cujo You? Youll never get to the summit, man Its 2016, better start Running, Man Gunslinger, you know its Garrett Plummer and A 44 cal, you can call me Son of Sam Damn, I dont think all that is necessary But you can get buried in a Pet Sematary It gets scary when youre fucking with a winner Teewhy, need a pie, you looking Thinner So sinister, looking in his eyes Deadlights, you could call me Pennywise Teewhy try to spit, but youre whining Redrum, redrum, its The Shining [Hook] Dark conclusion... One by one, these characters come out of the dark... Dark conclusion... One by one, these characters come out of the dark... Dark conclusion... [Verse 2] Clevey lovin it? I can tell All that McDonalds changing the size of your belt I might as well help, I could recommend some great doctors Change your diet plan and put your ass on Weight Watchers Taking shots at every one of these Horsemen I torch them, put em in a urn made of porcelain Of course its him, the reason why you guys are sweatin Clevetheblacguy? More like Clevethediabetic If I upset you, you should probably put the mic down Pick up a vegetable, open up and bite down Oh its a fight now, shouts out to Brad Pitt Tyler Durden, how I hurt em, Im a savage Eat a salad, dressing on the side Get the message, learned your lesson, Im a blessing in disguise Exercise, drop to the floor Ill never go away, call me Zsa Zsa Gabor Good lord [Hook] Dark conclusion... One by one, these characters come out of the dark... Dark conclusion... One by one, these characters come out of the dark... Dark conclusion... [Verse 3] Wait a minute, now theres only two of them? What happened to Shoes, you use a new pseudonym? What up [Daddy X?] What up [Dee Lo?] That last track got your rap pass revoked See the joke is you think you can flow dog Go home dog, you live in Beaumont Its so awkward to fight with you, man Blue Bell, youre an ice cream man Giving samples, pass it out to all the kids I dont follow him, Im lactose intolerant No apologies, youre mint chocolate chip Your new nickname Two Scoops Robinson Better lock and load when I get on a roll Get a helmet, its bout to be a rocky road John Gotti, oh you want a part to play? Im grande, while you suckers act Armand Assante Shouts to Hot Karl, I got the memoir Put it on Shoes chest Chris Benoit Homie I been raw, Garrett Plummers sick You want some of this? You better come equipped [Outro Why Cant We Be Friends by War]
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