[Spoken Intro] Alright, so this is a song about anyone, it could be anyone Youre just doing your own thing and someone comes out the blue, theyre like Alright, whataya saying? Yeah, can I take your digits? And youre like, No, not in a million years, youre nasty, please leave me alone. [Verse 1] Cut to the pub on a lads night out Man at the bar, cause it was his shout Clocks this bird and she looked okay She caught him lookin and walked his way Alright, darlin, you gonna buy us a drink then? Er, no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend... Shes got no taste, hand on his waist Tries to pull away, but her lips on his face If you insist, Ill have a White Wine Spritzer Sorry, love, but you aint a pretty picture. [Chorus] Cant knock em out, you cant walk away Try desperately to think of the politest way to say Er, sorry, yeah, but nah Just get out my face, just leave me alone And, no, you cant have my number Why?, cause I lost my phone [PostChorus] Oh, yeah, actually yeah, Im Im pregnant Um, yeah, Im having a baby in like six months, and uh, yeah, yeah... [Verse 2] I recognize this guys way of thinking As he walks over, her face starts sinking Shes like, Ah, here we go Its a routine check that she already knows Shes thinkin, Theyre all the same Yeah, you alright, baby? You look alright still Yeah, whats your name? She looks in her bag, takes out a fag Tries to get away from the guy on a blag Cant find a light Here, use mine You see, the thing is I just dont have the time [Chorus] Cant knock em out Cant knock em out You cant walk away You cant walk away Try desperately to think of the politest way to say Er, Im really sorry, but not this time, mate Just get out my face, just leave me alone And, no, you cant have my number, cause I lost my phone [Bridge] Go away now, let me go Are you stupid, or just a little slow? Go away now, Ive made myself clear I dont think so Nah, its not gonna happen, not in a million years! [Chorus] You cant knock em out Cant knock em out You cant walk away And you cant walk away Try desperately to think of the politest way to say Er... Just get out my face, just leave me alone And, no, you cant have my number, cause I lost my phone Cant knock em out You cant walk away Try desperately to think of the Uh, actually, Im getting married next week politest way to say Just get out my face, just leave me alone No, no, seriously And, no, you cant have my number, cause I lost my phone [Outro] Er, no my Ive gotta go, my house is on fire! [Laughter] Ive got Ive got herpes! Err, no, syphilis! AIDS, AIDS, I got AIDS! [Laughter] [I forgot my Vagisil!] Huh? I forgot my Vagisil, yeah, I forgot my, oh shit... [Smells like off kippers down there]
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