When I wasnt babysitting for my drug money, or selling my sister into prostitution, I could often be found reading copies of Martha Stewarts Living magazine. I appreciated the helpful Home Tips that she gave us, but soon I had realized that I was just falling victim to her neonazi political ideas. Then I started burning my copies of Home magazine. Now I just masturbate to pictures in TV Guide. I wonder whats on tonight. Its probably reruns I bet.
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