[Hook] Dont try to do this, screw this, break this disc and lose it Whenever you hear this song just dont accuse it I had a fit, trashed my house, and killed a blue tit Went to the studio and had to cool it This type of song you dont have to ever introduce it You just know, thats my new hit These type of songs will causes a brain contusion A mass profusion of dummies undisputed [Verse 1] I walk in Walmart gettin girls with utter charm YEAH! Urine in my crotch and smelling my underarms WHOO! Providing alibies as soon as I hear alarms UH OH! Paranoid chump thatll run from an Islam Carter Run!, Nicks got a bomb! Strapped to his forehead screamin, KAZAKHSTAN! [The Wolf] The wolf never thinks, instincts! [Ryan Carter] Shootin blanks Siphoning gas tanks, cops see him a saint Dagniabbit!, this dude I just provoked Think hell finish me by slittin my throat Reversed, flipped him into the streets, he got squashed Chief Now back to this beef I had with a Girl Scout on State Street Dont try to do this [Ryan Carter] Know why Im in this jail son? No! Cause I exposed myself and I didnt run Oh! I wrapped my dong in bubble wrap TRICK! You gotta try this crap, slapped your momma for saying I couldnt rap! HAHA! Im a straight dude, Katy Perry I wanna date you! While the KoolAid man videotapes you! OH! YEAH! Eating bacon making this song Meeting a Prince in the Sudan, his wife gave me a HardOn Bang a tranny MAN SHES STRONG! Fly up to Frisco, smoke a fake bong YOU KNOW! Buy a gun DONT!, now shoot it in the mall PLEASE DONT! Got to Howell and blow up Burwichs farm Make a love song! [Repeat Hook] [Ryan Carter] Cheat on who you wanna cheat on, get ya groupie swing on Say Ching Chong, in the hometown of Mao Zedong Start a fight, get drunk Threaten the next White President with spunk Not in the eye! Write on the wall, disobey the laws Run through a schoolhouse in nothing but your drawers FREEDOM! Fans abroad, theres nothin to applaud But were joking its all fun, the good is in us all Dont try to do this [Ryan Carter] Go in a church and start a scuffle And dont hesitate to punch the Deacon with swollen knuckles YEAH! We like that, squash an Ant with combats Scrape that crap back, right in front of a toddler HA! YOU SEE THAT!? I slap your cheek, ignore you when you speak YEAH! Never brush your teeth, and make soda your only drink The urinal is your sink, now were talking Came back and drink out the toiletbowl, and sleep in a used coffin Dont try to do this [Ryan Carter] These bees is ringing and stingin em See all these people highly allergic so Im bringin em If anybody breathe too hard, Im gonna swing on em Spring on em and mix Potassium with Magnesium BOOM! Walk down Lafayette, step on shoes, or laugh at em HAHA! Hold up a picture of Obama and kick it at em HE SUCKS! Harass your daughter hookin, dont care if her dads looking WHATEVER! Dont try to do this, you could lose your life stupid [Ryan Carter] If I could capture just half of todays hotties and model chicks YEAH! Lock em in a bathroom and make em swallow it Theyd spit it back in my face think Im a racists Or hypocrite who say these dumb hits, but dont do it Im in Karachi with Cosby and you probably Zombies, cause you patent and copy what you all see Some people misjudge me, they dont know me Theyll never flop me, Im hardcore and Im cocky I came to destroy these generations of babies And parents who let their kids listen to me theyre crazy Paraphrase me, Im makin them so lazy Thats how I got this whole fanbase to embrace me A only did this so my career would prolong I dedicate this to any kid in a strict home A cripple, a critic, or any midget Im sicked on A sick song to retaliate to, and its called! [Repeat Hook]
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