[Aristocrats] Thus all fairy stories end Only an actress would pretend Affairs of state are her latest play Eight shows a week, two matinee My, how the worm begins to turn When will the chorus girl ever learn? My, how the worm begins to turn When will the chorus girl ever learn? [Eva] The chorus girl hasnt learned the lines youd like to hear She wont go scrambling over the backs of the poor to be accepted By making donations just large enough To the correct charities She wont be president of your wonderful societies of philanthropy Even if you asked her to be As you should have asked her to be The actress hasnt learned the lines youd like to hear She wont join your clubs, she wont dance in your halls She wont help the hungry once a month at your tambolas Shell simply take control as You disappear [Che] Forgive my intrusion, but here in this neat little can I have a product to change your conception of man A brand new insecticide, a remarkable chemical feat Instantly rendering other insecticides obsolete [Eva] Licensing slaughter of insects is hardly my mission! [Chorus] Goodnight and thank you, whoever! Weve no time for you, but one thing we do emphasize Its an ill wind that blows nobody good The news may be bad for one Argentine lad But its good news for Argentine flies
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