[Intro] Yo Jazzy whats happening man Yo Ice Cream Tee is that Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince Yeah they made that rap tune Girls Aint Nothing but Trouble Those brothers is dead I dont even like what they said What are they talking about man Tell em again [Verse 1 Ice Cream Tee, Will Smith, and DJ Jazzy Jeff] Listen homegirls let me talk to you Girls may be trouble but guys are trouble too Next time a guy try to give you a play Just turn your head and diss him and walk away Excuse me Ice Cream Tee Hello how do you do Quite fine my darling and how are you Well Im doing quite fine but Im kind of upset Because I heard a little something I could not forget Whats that? I heard you say that girls are nothing but trouble And now Im taking this time to bust your bubble Your arrogant conceited your stuck on yourself And bragging nearly every time you open your mouth You think youre a gift to women success will turn your head Well Im sorry to inform you that stuff is dead Wait a minute let me talk to you I think I should inform you who youre talking to No let me tell you so youll remember me As the one that bust your bubble Im Ice Cream Tee Well Im Jazzy Jeff and Im the Fresh prince Before we have you arrested whats the meaning of this You say girls are full of trouble I must splain this to you Girls may be trouble but guys are trouble too Youre a compulsive liar your mind is full of dirt All you do is worry about whats up a girls skirt You cant have a secret love because you got a big mouth You go run and tell your boys how you laid her out I think truthfully youre sick you need to be kicked See Ill keep my loaded weapon you get on my nerve I go click Guys think they own their girlfriends Females arent possessions we are humans We like to be wined and dined by candle light Not being cooped up in the house trying to be held up tight So Jazzy Jeff and Fresh Prince dont mean to bust your bubble But guys of the world aint nothing but trouble So homegirls next time a guy tries to give you the play Just turn your head and cold diss him and walk away [Verse 2 Ice Cream Tee and Will Smith] This amazing hot day I was departing from work My briefcase in my hand sitting down on my skirt The undergrounds of the subway was the scene of my walk I got approached from the rear he said Baby can we talk I looked him in the eyes with this fabulous smile He said I just got paid lets hang out for a while I said first would be my pleasure to know who you are And do I have to use my tokens or do you have a car Well my name is the Prince and Im a great rap star You dont have to use your tokens Ive got a Jaguar I knew there was no doubt Id jump on this mission I proceeded to tell him my name with the least suspicion I said Ice Cream Tee was the title I was given SWP the name of the hood I live in So we jumped in the ride hit I95 We turned into his block pulled up in his drive First step in the house I saw a mouse I did a Bninety in the room tripped and ended with an ow He came running to my rescue he was a little late My hair was broke my briefcase was in a totally different place He said Im sorry take a sip of this bacardi And excuse me while I go freshen up for the party I got a little confused I said party whats up with dude He didnt even tell me I thought that was quite rude Suddenly through the door was three men in suits They said hey sweet mama who are you I said Im Ice Cream Tee and who may you be Im brother Charles, brother Rick and hes brother Ali Are you here to see the Prince? See the Prince, no The Prince works for me Im running the show Work for you? Work for me And at 12 oclock midnight youll be working 42nd street Oh my god I was totally stunned He yanked me up slapped my cheek and put his hands on my buns I said huh you better watch it sucker I said to myself I got to go get my gun He put me in this locker called me a b e and h Looked around noticed that there was no escape They all left the room and went behind closed doors I pulled down got my briefcase that was on the floor Flipped the latch lift the lid pulled up my SmithnWesson Yes my shiny black loaded uh 357 Stepped out of the room dressed in fruit of the loom And said they all lay me down and hit me with this tune When they see my SmithnWesson their eyes got bigger I relaxed latch off chilled back and pulled the trigger Picked up the briefcase broke out on the double Ladies, guys of the world are full of trouble [Outro] Cant live with em cant live without em
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