[Skit] Phone rings Hello? You have a collect call from Fook oof. Please answer the following question Yes or No Will you pay for the call? [Intro Ringmaster] Is this on? Gather round my wealthy friends, and endure the horrifying sights only your worst nightmares can produce actual human beings of a deformed nature. Come at once and come and indulge yourself in our own twisted amusement of anothers misfortune. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, enter our three ring show of freaks [Verse 1 Violent J] Ring one, a dung a dung dung My names Violent J and I staple my tongue To the desk in school then I run down the hall Scaring the shit out of all yall, bitches Which is fine, you dont invite mine to your party Just cause I dont look like everybody I guess youre bunch of rich boys Bitch boys, scary, brrrahhhh! And whats the big deal about my neck? Just because now and then I like to let it stretch Up a couple feet to get a better sight Is that any reason to scream and run in fright? No, so, now how ya gon act? So what if I got another arm growing out of my back I guess Im just another freak show thing And now they got me in the three riiiing [Chorus] Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere [Verse 2 Shaggy 2 Dope] Ring two, how do you do? Im Shaggy 2 Dope, chickenfaced bitch Who? You, dont try to front, ho Try to play me out just cause Im runnin with the sideshow So maybe its the leg growing out my neck But dont jet baby, heh, not yet Popped out the neden like a pound of lead Doctor blew his dex roll and dropped me on my head Oh shit, I knew it had to fuck up my circuits Cause when I was two my momma left me at the circus Abandoned at the carnival with the freak shows Like back boy, hermaphrodites and old man crow But then I escaped to the ghetto zone Started a crew of my own, motherfucker, Im not alone So dont be stickin your finger in my face stank Or your stomach might receive a shank from the three ring freak [Chorus] Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere [Bridge Ringmaster] I certainly hope youre enjoy yourselves here at our three ring exhibit, but to be honest, I really dont see whats so fuckin funny about it. These fucking people are real! [Verse 3 Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Both] Ring three, the ICP Look if you want, but I wouldnt lay a hand on me Thats how you get fucked up Well squeeze your windpipe shut Yo, Im a nerd, word, I drink Thunderbird Half Snake woman kicked my love to the curb She busted into my tent, now Im fucked Had the fat bearded lady in the buck, uh! Fuck that, bitch, suck that I was born with a wang but I never had a nut sack Its two balls hanging with no protection, so I move real careful and slow You can call me a weirdo, call me a freak Call me Don Knotts cause Im gettin knotted every week, uh So come see the carnival and throw me your change, bitch I chill with the three rings [Chorus] Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere Three ring a ding a ding ding People love to point and stare Three ring a ding a ding ding Its the same as everywhere [Outro Ringmaster] Well, thats it. I hope youre satisfied. I hope you had a good time, you fuckin heartless bastards. You saw what you wanted, so grab your fucking kids and that fat flop of shit wife of yours and get the fuck out of our circus tent, you coldhearted sons of bitches. You think they look fucked up? Just wait til I kick your fuckin lips in a couple times. Youll be sittin up here like a bitch, and well be laughin at your folded ass. Theyll call you lumpy, after Im done puttin knots all over your fuckin forehead. Yeah, hey, hey little boy, come here. Howd you like it if I tied your neck in a knot, you fucking little bitch? Come here. Ill shove that fucking corn dog up your ass. Get the fuck out of here Shows fucking over. Get the fuck out of here, you fucking heartless bastards!
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