[Verse 1 Weird Al Yankovic] Hey there, lets have some fun Join my good time gang Just one question first Rhubarb or meringue? Ha! Well make folks happy through the land Have them howling on their knees So my little, orange friend Lend a hand if you please, pow! [Chorus 1 Weird Al Yankovic] Hey, dont look so shocked Aint it about the time To let the pun fit the crime, ha! [Verse 2 Jack McBrayer Weird Al Yankovic] Screwball, you try too hard Dr. Screwball if you please, Ive got an online Ph.D! Folks should be free to find their own happiness You cant force them to have fun Sure I can, watch this! [Bridge 1 Weird Al Yankovic Jack McBrayer] Accordion! [Accordion solo] Banjo retort! [Banjo solo] [Chorus 2 Weird Al Yankovic Jack McBrayer] Hey, youre pretty good! But I think that we both know Its time to let my Sylvia go Never! [Bridge 2 Weird Al Yankovic] [Banjo and accordion solo] [Banjo stops, accordion plays] String break! Heres a joke How are you, just like a lollipop stick? In the end, youre both worn down by the force of my licks! laughs [Outro Weird Al Yankovic] Aint it a laugh? laughs Looks like the end of the line So let the pun fit the Crime
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