[Intro Eminem] Id be a horrible mixtape DJ I would be really fuckin bad THIS IS MOTHAFUCKIN EMINEM! Or just Eminem, whatever you wanna call me And youre listenin to mothafuckin easy listenin sounds er Whatever, clean your fuckin earwax out This is mothafuckin DJ Kay Slay, The Drama King And, it goes a little somethin like this... Yo, turn that click off, aight, yo... [Verse Eminem] My music is soothing but its also been proven That it can put you in the mood to jump outta your car while its movin You been waiting on this moment, my sermon is like a omen Im serving, Im Erick Sermon, I saw the window was open and I jumped through it My shit if you dont get pumped to it I quit, heres my rhyme book, go ahead and thumb through it And pick what you want from it, rummage and find something You can use to jump someone and roll up bumping Im constantly copping over you, squatting, shit has gotten To the point where I aint even writing no more, Im just jotting This is chicken scratch, shit is sickening, Ive been kicking ass Off bullshit throwaway rhymes, pick a batch I live for the love of rap, you crazy Ive made beats for JayZ for free Page me, you need a beat, you Canibus? Then its Dres fee, if you Kay Slay, the fees waived I stay beefing with JD, til the day Dre 2ways me That its okay to stop blazing him Oops! I put it out, I apologize now Its too late G, its on tape and the tape leaked Say What You Say, motherfucka Drama King, Kay Slay, motherfucka We dictate these mixtapes motherfucka Xzibit, blaze this little gay midget cocksucker
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