[Intro] Yeah [Guitar Solo] [Verse 1] And if your heart stops beating Ill be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life [PreChorus] And if you get to Heaven Ill be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life wont wait Then your heart cant take this [Chorus] Have you heard the news that youre dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldnt it be grand? It aint exactly what you planned And wouldnt it be great if we were dead? [PostChorus] Oh, dead [Verse 2] Tonguetied and oh, so squeamish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your life [PreChorus] And if you get to Heaven Ill be here waiting, babe Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your life wont wait Then your heart cant take this [Chorus] Have you heard the news that youre dead? No one ever had much nice to say I think they never liked you anyway Oh, take me from the hospital bed Wouldnt it be grand to take a pistol by the hand? And wouldnt it be great if we were dead? [Bridge] And in my honest observation, during this operation Found a complication in your heart, so long Cause now youve got Maybe just two weeks to live Is that the most the both of you can give? [Guitar Solo] [Breakdown] One, two, one, two, three, four La la la la la, la la la la la la La la la la la la la, well, come on La la la la la, la la la la la la La la la la la la la, oh, motherfucker [Outro] La la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing? La la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing? La la la la la, la la la la la la, la la la la la la la If life aint just a joke, then why are we laughing? La, la, la, la, la, la, la If life aint just a joke, then why am I dead? Dead
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