Pop a polo in your mouth Wipe that spittle off yer chin Your wifes goint go bananas When she sees the state youre in We were supposed to have a quiet one Just one or two pints after work But now its six o clock int morning She is goint go bezerk CHORUS Coz someones shaved off your eyebrows And youve got a strange tattoo Youre wearing someone elses trousers I think thats bile in your shoe And youre going to have trouble Explaining all of those love bites But put it all into perspective It were a brilliant night We went on a twelve hour bender Pints of bitter smooth as silk Told wife youd be back for Newsnight Now youre coming in wit milk I cant remember half the evening No clear memories just guesses I do remember one pub clearly Coz all the blokes were wearing dresses And when your wife she claps eyes on you Shell say you look a disgrace Someone took a magic marker Wrote naughty words all oer thi face Cutting your own hair on absinthe I dont think really that was right But sod it you are only young once It were a brilliant night Whose house party did we gatecrash? So very drunk I couldnt tell At one point you needed the toilet I think that wardrobes going to smell Whoevers house we ended up in Thank you for a reet good laugh But theyll have to get the bleach out After what you did int bath We went out with good intentions We came back with traffic cones Lost our dignity at midnight And our keys, wallets, phones We received a formal caution Those policewomen were polite Lets do it all again tomorrow What a brilliant night
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