[Verse 1] Well, I been spending all my money on weed and pills Trying to write a song thatll pay the bills It aint came yet so I guess Ill have to rob a bank I guess it could be worse, it aint that bad At least I aint sitting in ol Baghdad In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank Every time the wife talks a baby gets mentioned But Im so broke I cant pay attention Lord, it tears me up to see her cry I been spending all my nights on the internet Looking for a clue but aint found one yet Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars and other stuff I cant buy [Chorus] Well now, Lord if you can hear me Wont you throw a damn dog a bone? Caus if the Devil shows up with a bettr deal This old souls going down Oh, I sing em real pretty, sing em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, he aint half bad They still call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain But if you want it you can have the crown [Verse 2] Been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log Watching Andy and ol Boss Hog I guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line Im sure theres gotta be a better use of my time Like figuring out which one of them banks Im agonna go rob Well, the name of the game is hurry up and wait But that aint putting no food on my plate Or gas in my car, and I drive a Bronco And oh, Lord, I finally got out of my record deal And now these bluegrass tunes is buying all my meals And were all just pawns in the game of life like Mongo [Chorus] Well now, Lord if you can hear me Wont you throw a damn dog a bone? Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal This old souls going down And I sing em real pretty, sing em real sad And all the people in the crowd say, he aint half bad And they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it you can have the crown Oh, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it you can have the crown
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