Theres a new way of eating, cookin all across the nation Its an appetizin treat. Its called fast food fornication Youll find Wendys hot n juicy when you put her with your Whopper And shes finger licking good when you pile it all on top her With your Big Mac in your hand, you just spread them sesame buns But you better hold your pickle til that special sauce comes We do it all to you You see ol Jack hes in the box cause he loves those McMuffins And he says, Theres no cholesterol! in his organic stuffin His Burrito is Supreme, its a quarterpound of meat Just squeeze his McNuggets then youll know Wheres the beef!? We do it all to you Mr. Subs gettin down on Grandy cause he knows its worth the trip Shes got 30 wonderful flavours just to make his banana split Theres no need for takeout service once he gets his pizza in When you smell those herbs and spices, well, you know where shes been We do it all to you Its a slow, slow line for that halffast food To make patty melt, you gotta break the rules Her hot stays hot and her cool stays cool Dont cop a weinerdude attitude Just lean over and just drive through A 6inch cold cut combo aint no Biggie Order. If you want a footlong in your pita pocket, better run for the border Juans Long Silver, Oscar Meyer weiner
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