[Verse 1] Here is the news Coming to you every hour upon the hour Here is the news The weathers fine But there may be a meteor shower [Verse 2] Here is the news A cure has been found For good old rocket lag Here is the news Someone left their life behind In a plastic bag [Chorus 1] Here is the news Spaceworkers dispute in London today As a lightning strike by air shuttle officers Led to over 2,000 passengers being held up For up to 10 hours to board flights Here is the news Ten Eurotechnicians were today sentenced By the justice computer to be banished for life Here is the news To the prison satellite Penal One [Verse 3] Here is the news Another actionfilled adventure Here is the news All the worst From the world convention [Chorus 2] Scientists have revealed that time travel Here is the news The very latest the chairs of RoboCo Developments are now claiming say he was a very great friend of mine to our regular scheduled programs Here is the news twelve witnesses discovered Here is the news the latest report from the people down there tiny little details Here is the news so Id just really like to go home And say hello to everybody [Bridge] Here is the news I wanna go home I want my baby back Here is the news I wanna go back! [Verse 4] Here is the news Somebody has broken out Of Satellite Two Here is the news Look very carefully It may be you [Outro] the energy counsel today announced the archbishop, uh, is waving to the crowds the World Broadcasting Authority today announced I think its going to be alright Youll have to wait and see Ill call you back later Here is the news The latest report from the peoplecounting And population control center estimates Here is the news The spokesperson for the center announced Here is the news...
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