[Verse 1] Driving with a yellow dog, I95 Hes got a smile on his face and big shiny eyes Up at a decent hour, never ate yet Got a little Johnny Cash in the ol tape deck Nothing in the trunk but some baseball gloves A pair of jumper cables and a set of golf clubs Blanket on the back seat, were in rough shape Sunroof held on with a bit of duct tape Looking for a gas station, better make a list Filler up with regular, I need to take a piss Sexy girl air freshener, snacks and that pinwheel Top up the fluids, clean the bugs off the windshield Not a care in the world, not a how and a why No destination, not a cloud in the sky Back on the road not a moment too soon Dish ran away with some other spoon [Hook x2] Wicked and weird, Im a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryina hold on Wicked and weird, Im a rat fish Tryina practice doin back flips on your mattress [Verse 2] Hole in the muffler, ghosts on the shoulder Cough drops, loose change in the beverage holder To roll down the window, you gotta use a wrench Been thinking about brushing up on my French Right there in the glove box, if you should look Youll find 40 parking tickets and a copy of the Good Book Dont bother looking, youll never find me Im starting from scratch and leaving trouble behind me [Hook x2] Wicked and weird, Im a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryina hold on Wicked and weird, Im a rat fish Tryina practice doin back flips on your mattress Wicked, wicked, wicked and weird [Verse 3] Christ Almighty, theres a rattle in the wheel well Dog fell asleep and man, I dont feel well But all I needs a half decent breakfast And Ill be back at it, dirty and reckless Five oclock shadow, lips like mudflaps Hands like eagles talons, eyes like hub caps The further I get, I keep goin faster Whispers in the wind and cows in the pasture I have no plans and nothin to prove either I eat out of a bag and sleep in a movie theatre The highways a story teller, I just write it down Already been beaten, theres no way to fight it now I just kick back and keep warm on the cold days And laugh cause it aint like it was in the old days I figure when I make it to the Heavenly gates Theyll be working on my car and playing 78s [Hook x2] Wicked and weird, Im a road hog with an old dog Singing slow songs, tryina hold on Wicked and weird, Im a rat fish Tryina practice doin back flips on your mattress
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