If I were an astronaut Id bring you back a moon rock You could put it on a bookshelf With all of your other whatnots If I were a painter Id talk you into posin nude Yeah then youd get paid to lay around all day And let me look at you If I were a hitman Id take you cruisin in my unmarked van To kill some time sippin wine on the beach In a faraway land If I were a preacher Id say a few extra prayers So you could sleep in on Sunday And still be squared away with the man upstairs But I am what I am I was born a music man So I do what I do I string a few chords together And I sing about lovin you You might also likeIf I were an architect Id take my handydandy pencil set Design you a twostory log home With a splitlevel wraparound sun deck If I were a lumberjack Id help you climb up the tallest tree Show you the little baby eagles That ordinary people never get to see Yes I am what I am I was born a music man So I do what I know how to do I string a few chords together and I sing about lovin Spend all day just kissin and cuddlin And writin these songs that are all about lovin you extra verses If I had a green thumb Id plant tomatoes when the spring comes Then you wouldnt have to panic bout buyin organic You could just pick you some If I had a PhD In selfhelp psychology Id write a book about how you help me live in the now And find inner peace
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