Well I said honey you dont know me But I feel like I know you Do you mind if I come in Itll only take a minute or two And by the way, I really like What youve done to this place It doesnt really surprise me We kinda have the same taste But thats enough small talk Theres something we need to discuss Your husbands cheatin on us Then I said you look surprised Well Im surprised you never knew I cant believe you didnt see or Pick up on my rather strong perfume But anyway, weve been replaced And shes much younger than me and you And I know shes out there with him now Doing things that we used to do But if we get together Dont you think wed be dangerous Your husbands cheatin on us, yeah Ah Snakes are in the kitchen Crows are on the line Ah Weather vane is twitchin Cant you see the sign sign signs This is where she started to cry and I said Oh honey, youll get over it I said never mind those fantasies Of cyanide or taking out a hit And anyway its better, dont you think To make him wish that he was dead Just promise me youll take that creep For everything hes ever had instead Ive got a Polaroid camera And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus Where your husbands cheatin on us Ah Snakes are in the kitchen Crows are on the line Ah Weather vane is twitchin Cant you see the sign sign signs
sign, ah, twitchin, cheatin, vane