[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, bring your dollar bills Ones, fives, tens and twenties, and more Bring em this way to the Dark Carnivals midway games Win a giant stuffed animal The prize is yours and they money is ours At the fun and challenging midway games [Verse 1 Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope] Hey there, fellow, win a prize for your girlfriends heart How? Pop a balloon with a dart Its impossible to miss I popped all three We got a big winner! Give him an NSYNC sticker Huh? What about them big stuffed animal toys? You gotta pop a thousand for one of them boys Then he spent til he won and he saw it was made in Guatamalamala It wont last him til tomorrow Step over here, son, win a fat prize Look how easy it is, wipe your eyes All you gotta do is toss a ring on a bottle top So you try it again, and you wont stop It look so fucking easy at first Thats why your mom keeps digging in her purse She spent her last seventy five bucks, but you not hit Because you tried so hard, you get a goldfish [Chorus Violent J Young Wicked] Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back [Interlude Shaggy 2 Dope] Hit up one of our many on site ATMs And come play a few of our stale and cheap Low budget, high profitable midway games [Verse 2 Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope] Excuse me sir, do you like to shoot hoop? Its a simple concept, throw the ball through the loop And look at these prizes, its worth a try And plus, you look like an athletic guy Fair enough, give me three shots Good luck! One brick, two brick, three brick He sucks Meanwhile, the balls getting bigger then the hoop And were getting paid cause people are stupid Shoot three rubber duckies off the track And you can win anything in the back Whoa! Check it out, dude, they got a Drake poster! I know, and I want it! Lets go for it Little did they know, only two ducks fall back The rest of em are welded to the tracks Good shooting! You definitely came close, sir One more and you wouldve had that sweet poster [Chorus Violent J Young Wicked] Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back [Interlude Shaggy 2 Dope] While you are enjoying our midway games Dont worry about our pill popping junkieass meth head carnies Cheating you out of your hardearned money [Verse 3 Violent J Shaggy 2 Dope] This game is the easiest, give it a try You know you want to, dont just walk by All you gotta do is knock three cups over With a bean bag, easy as a three leaf clover So you try it again and again, you keep playing Cause youd have no idea what the cups are weighing Aint no fucking way a bean bag is gonna tip these down Welcome to the carnival, clown Hey Dad, win a prize for your son This game has prizes for everyone Come try the high bell, swing the big mallet Come try the dunk tank, see if you can nail it You cant leave with nothing, try it again Whered you win that prize? Run back and tell a friend Balls, darts, bee bees, and water games We got many, many ways to ensure that youre all all lames Ha ha! Ha ha ha! [Chorus Violent J Young Wicked] Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back Big winners Woo! On the midway track Shitty prizes Boo! Yes, but youll be back
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