[Verse 1] Hey there little kids My names Jared Im a friend Can I eat a sandwich with You How bout a footlong Wheat or white What kinda bread? Help me squeeze the mayo out this Tube Got my mind on your body And your bodys only 9 Have a taste of my Teriyaki sauce You wanna try? [Bridge] Dont tell your mother Kiss the cucumber Its time for supper Im the footlong lover [Chorus] 5 5 dollar foot 5 dollar footdong [Verse 2] Put me down You scream and start to cry Dont be scared, just have a little bite Im Jared, Im the subway guy Lets do a line Im the footlong lover Guess how many kids I could fit in these pants Have you had the meatballs? Theyre good Yes I like my subs like I like my women I like them 6 and 12 Yeah Got my mind on your body And your bodys only 9 Add some chips and a drink for just 1.99 [Bridge] Go get your brother I got a boner Would you like that toasted? Im the footlong lover [Chorus] [Verse 3] Take a bath with me and close the blinds Heres some ranch, you got it in your eye I tuck my shirt in all the time Now you know why Im the footlong lover [Chorus] [Verse 4] Shhh I gotta boner Uhh... Ill have the kids meal with extra kids Got my mind on your body And your bodys only 9 Cmon guys Even Michael Jackson got three second chances Have a taste of my Minisub, it grows into a Grinder How about if I go through your Craigslist history? Wanna know what my favourite sub is? Turkey Ham Eat this double meaty yummy sub Tell your parents that you played outside Chickens still in the microwave Each fuckin time Im the footlong lover Turkey ham Im the footlong lover I like kids, is that a fuckin crime? No, please dont fuckin start to cry Or you will die Im the footlong lover [Chorus] Im the footlong lover
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