[Verse 1] Dark comedy cold as the ocean Add a lol cause nobody seems to know when Im joking For those who havent heard of me Im bad at sarcasm so I work in absurdity On that laugh to keep from crying tip Rap like Wyatt vs Chet in Weird Science Cause my genres all hack Actions cliche, melodrama falls flat And everybodys getting fired I flew off the handle, and boy are my arms tired Rap songs like Patch Adams Shadyac thought of it as art til they laughed at it Rap songs like Steven Wright Monotone drone, people wonder if he breathing right [Hook] We got that dark dark comedy That dark ddark dark dark ddark comedy [Verse 2] Cause rappers ruin the punchline Like stand up club hecklers doing the punchline Cause Ill tweet on Sunday morning like a preacher at a church Because my true religion is the thirst Its like Burn After Reading The dark ugly truth that addicts learn at the meetings Sean already wrote about the modern man The only other option is the plight of the hologram Its dark comedy, I wouldve called it black If another dude calls me a racist, Imma snap Cause Google knows whats in my cabinet And Facebook logs all of my favorite sandwiches And what they need the damn data for To analyze the shit theyd need a whole nother labor force Cause Im addicted to my celly And I gotta have some coffee in my belly, ya smell me [Verse 3] Theres mad shootings on the news Unless its in the Chi, cause blacks and mexicans can die I swear we live in John Lennon songs Matching track suit like dude in Royal Tenenbaums Its like the In Living Color cast We laugh and try not to wish death on the upper class Id like to run up on the Koch Brothers And beat em with a garden hose made of old rubber Give em rock bottoms and a cold stone stunner Drop some cold butter on em from the skyscraper Pistol whip em with the handle of a lightsaber Cut em with rice paper, chuckle like a wiseacre Instead think of something sarcastic, black My man Nocan knows what Im laughing at My man Busdriver knows what Im laughing at My man Milo knows what Im laughing at
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