Well book this tour it will be oh oh oh so good Were gonna steal your guarantee ... shit! Oh steer clear, were on a wicked path Weve got plans, wicked plans Its the least we can do Cause weve got to get ours somehow It would be too easy making ten percent off the tours we book for you So we figure well take as much as we can cause its not up to you The music the bands provide brings the kids to the show, so you know we just dont care There are a lot of other bands we can use if you dont want this tour The point is Is even though everyone knows We treat the bands like shit And nobody has the guts to speak out Cause theyre afraid that they wont get the tours at the end of the day You fucking kids have got to learn the golden rules You gotta use who you can on the way to the middle You only give a favor for a favor in return You get burned if you turn the other cheek We dont believe you kids are so naive To think that things could change Cause nothing ever changes in the real world Were going to drive that message home Cause money fills the gas tank in the van Oh steer clear were on a wicked path Weve got plans, wicked plans Its the least we could do
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