Intro Uhhh I dont really know how to say this but Ill give it a shot... Verse 1 Your the legs to my table youre the cream cheese to my everything bagel if I was a tv you would be more than just the basic cable whats an organic grassfed chicken breast without its label your the warmup set to my workout your the iron smoothing every single wrinkle in my shirt out youre the light making sure I never ever burn out your the moral support for a horrible turn out Chorus Your more than just a ball and chain your part of me I hope Ive made that clear with all these analogies bear with me have a little patience Im tryna think of all the ways that I say this we go together better than FridaySaturday Ill make this easy for you with more analogies just like the moonlight would be gone without the sun Im not even myself without your love without your love With out your love Verse 2 If you ever think of leavin me then Ill pray you dont your like the covalent bond to my H2O like a beautiful landscape with no one to see it what is a God among men with his Venus? Id be like Adam Sandler with out the funny ugh what is a republican without a ton of money? Just like Amy wine house with out the drugs in case you couldnt tell Im not myself with out your love Chorus Your more than just a ball and chain your part of me I hope Ive made that clear with all these analogies Im tryin my best to be original and Im not running short on similes and metaphors we go together better then steak and Cabernet Im getting really clever with these analogies would Kim Kardashian be hot with out her butt? Im not even myself with out your love without your love Without your love Verse 3 Whats a fire hydrant with out a fire truck? If Im an alcoholic then your my Irish pub okay that last comparison mightve gone kinda far you can call me jack Johnson that makes you my guitar if I was lance Armstrong youd be my Tour de France youd also be my steroids and the single testical thats in my pants ooooh better stop with the controversial topics dont want to get sued if I got in trouble for this song id have to put the blame on you!! Chorus Cuz your not just a ball and chain your part of me I hope Ive made that clear with all these analogies id like to show you what you mean to me whats an expensive restaurant without the scenery? Your presence is so soothing like minty aftershave how long can I keep this going with these analogies a whopper wouldnt be the same without the bun Im not even myself with out your love without your love Without your love Verse 4 Youre the butter on my bread my heart beat and every breath you the pepto bismol after a Mexican buffet and you are the Britney Spears to my Justin timber lake cuz lets be real that Jessica biel phase isnt gonna last nope she sucks your just like the Vaseline to a really embarrassing rash that one mightve been a little gross but I think you can understand clearly lets top it all off with a cliche Girl you complete me!! Chorus Your more than just a ball and chain your part of me I hope Ive made that clear with all these analogies bear with me have a little patience Im tryna think of all the ways that I say this we go together better than bacon and scramble eggs Ill make this easy for you with more analogies just like the moonlight would be gone without the sun Im not even myself without your love!
analogy, without, love, chain, clear