[Eric Melvin] All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, lets give some applause [Fat Mike] Greetings all, hello Welcome to my show Im sure youll have fun Watching me juggle Eight balls at one time Im no fucking mime I play practical jokes This squirting flower That wasnt flour That blew up your nose Its my special blend Of X, coke, and K You should be okay In several hours [Eric Melvin] Hes got over sized shoes, and illfitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose [Fat Mike] Im Cokie the Clown I will trip you down Those 12 giant steps I brought you all presents Against good judgment But being a good host You all have been dosed The kettle corns been laced The fudge has been lined Youre having a great time But you might not recall From rohypnol In the lemonade Cokie homemade [Eric Melvin] Hes the happiest clown With the biggest frown Hes Cokie the Clown
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