When I met you, you were just sixteen Pulling the wings off flies When an old lady got hit by a truck I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes Your sadistic suits my masochistic And theres a whip in my valise on yeah Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Who taught ya? Describe the special punishment room Over my garage, theres a Whipping post, a vertical beam You have to be in charge I paid a packet For a new straitjacket And theres a whip in my valise oh yeah You put my head into the stocks And then you went to choose a cane But hey your cat has got nine tails You like to leave me lame I cant thank her, my Sunday Spanker Theres a whip in my valise oh yeah Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya?
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