Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Cause I get to play with other peoples money Im having a lousy day I burned my toast and spilled my coffee On my best shirt. So I had to change and then Im late for work. So I rush into the meeting Where they are discussing what my future in the corporation is And I dont really give a damn But I dont have another job And so I lie and say Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Cause I get to talk to stimulating people I open up my mail Hoping that its not a bill but its from the bank Saying that I have only 20 hours to go To contribute to my RRSP for this tax year So I run down to the bank but theres a 20mile lineup And Im yelling and Im screaming And Im not wearing any pants ah ah ah ah ahhhhh Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Cause I get to screw with other peoples lives I took out 40 bucks From the automatic teller. It told me That I couldnt cause I just had 10 But that cant be cause I just got paid on Friday So I go down to the bank, wait an hour in the lineup And Im talking to the teller She says Wait Ill get your last months statement She comes back in 7 hours Says Ive got some interest charges and a cheque from Uncle Bill That bounced and so theyll have to charge me 40 bucks for that And for the box I never opened and I dont have overdraft protection And I think Ill die before I pay off all that I owe and I dont even Own a car Im pleased to be a banker Im proud to be a banker Im pleased to be a banker Cause I get to play with other peoples money HES A BANKER Would you please endorse this cheque? HES A BANKER Do you have any assets? HES A BANKER You should buy you shouldnt rent HES A BANKER The cheque will cost you fifty cents IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS Hes a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents Hes a banker and he says That it will cost you fifty cents IT WILL COST YOU FIFTY CENTS
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