[Intro Blink182] Deck the halls with boughs of holly fa la la la la la la la la Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la la la la la la [Verse 1 Mark Hoppus] Outside the carolers start to sing I cant describe the joy they bring Cause joy is something they dont bring me My girlfriend is by my side From the roof are hanging sickles of ice Their whiny voices get irritating Its Christmas time again [Verse 2 Mark Hoppus] So I stand with a dead smile on my face Wondering how much of my time theyll waste Oh god, I hate these Satans helpers And then I guess I mustve snapped Because I grabbed a baseball bat And made them all run for shelter [Chorus Mark Hoppus] Its Christmas time again Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand all year Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you dont wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone [Verse 3 Mark Hoppus] Well I guess its not cool to freak on Christmas Eve Cause the cops came and arrested me They had an unfair advantage And even though the jail didnt have a tree Christmas came a night early Cause a guy named Bubba unwrapped my package Hot damn! [Chorus Mark Hoppus] Its Christmas time again Its time to be nice to the people you cant stand all year Im growing tired of all this Christmas cheer You people scare me Please stay away from my home If you dont wanna get beat down Just leave the presents and then leave me alone [Outro Mark Hoppus Tom DeLonge] I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas Please post my bail! I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas Please post my bail! I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas Please post my bail! I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas Please post my bail! I wont be home I wont be home for Christmas
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