feat. Keith Buckley [Verse 1 Max Bemis] My greatest fear is a splendid thing Its an image of a middleaged me with an earring Playing shows to an empty bar While the bottle waits grinning by the shadow of a pop star My girlfriend is a stripper named Steve Lost Sherri though I begged, Dont leave And she left for Italy with Johnny Depp He swooped in quick on his jet when she left And oh God, Im smoking whatever they put in front of me Three hundred pounds with a swollen frown Mumbling verses, just swimming through the ground [Chorus] I invite you to dethrone me, youve all had enough of me Had enough of me, had enough of me Your eyes do a 180, you will turn away from me Put your spear in me, put the fear in me [Verse 2 Max Bemis] Old magazine by the Bemis toilet Strategically placed for those who dont know yet That I thought Id be the next Billie Joe But my attempt to emulate him was thwarted by my ego The Twins are long gone, Parker aint rung yet Adam driven back to the arms of a Beckett Im a piss poor father so Lucy dont call My baby dont call she never calls at all Oh gosh, Im drinking like every man in my bloodline Chris found me in a puddle of brine I said, Dont worry, Conley. Swear Im fine. [Chorus] [Bridge Keith Buckley] They say good things only happen to good people Well, I guess thats why I worry Its only a fear. Its only a premonition, dear Slowing down, Im in no hurry [Max Bemis] Jesus, dude! You smell like curry. [Chorus] [Outro Max Bemis] Now I see youve had enough of me Enough of me, enough of me
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