Ive been feeling dull as a coat hanger Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh IV Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his Magic Johnson ought to be Yes Ill tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing Lets start in with a test of your intelligence And zest for the counterproductive Up and down and roundabout and out the back And keep your mouth shut tight The lights are staying out but no sweat Ive got aim like a mack truck Guess how many fingers OK guess how many more I can fit there Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere Ive been baking cakes for the enemy Ive been dying to find out the hard way Ive been taking friends to the alleyway Two down now but whos counting anyway? Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options How about a ninemonth long vacation and a twofoot coffin Ive been getting up close and intimate Some close calls but Im getting into it In some states they say you can burn for it But Ill burn that bridge when I get to it Its not a bad thing To get professional Its got a nice ring Mandy goes to med school Ive been taking tips from the government Ive been getting damn good at hiding it Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it Two down now but whos gonna notice it? And if you show up and I am unavailable My partner Brian would love to take care of you He is a nice man Thoroughly reliable Hes in a rock band And he goes to med school.....
med, ought, guess, getting, ninemonth