[Verse 1] I run over a squirrel in Arkansas Well, the blood wasnt even dry When I see a few fallen angels And Lucifer tryin to hitch a ride I pull over, they jump in Lucifer says How fars Mobile? I say I dont rightly know Im goin to Nashville to get a publishing deal And the fallen angels just laugh [Verse 2] Calmly Lucifer said Now listen, dont take this wrong Aint nobody in that town Is gonna wanna publish your songs Youre cool but you old They dont care about that snake farm groove and grit And you didnt make any money Even when badass Paul Thorn recorded it And the fallen angels just laugh [Verse 3] I said Thats cold! Youre worthy of your reputation for bein evil Aint no need to sugar coat it, he said Unless youre in St. Patricks Cathedral Anyhow, how bout it? You drivin us down to Mobile? Well pay for cash, buy you a lottery ticket And a Tibetan prayer wheel And the fallen angels just laugh See Ray Wylie Hubbard LiveGet tickets as low as 57You might also like[Verse 4] Might as well, I said If you tell me bout gettin thrown outta heaven Luc said Sure! First, stop at a package store lets get a bottle of Seagrams Seven I pulled into Nervous Charlies Fireworks and AllNight Liquor Store Luc gets out, pulls out a gun, puts on a ski mask And walks through the door And the fallen angels just laugh [Verse 5] Well, I hear a couple shots Ol Luc comes runnin back He says, Make like Ray Charles And hit the road, Jack! I pull out, almost wrecking But I make it to the highway somehow Luc says, How do you think that clerk likes Take Your Sons To Work Day now? And the fallen angels just laugh [Verse 6] Im persona nongrata now Barreling down the highway Luc takes a sip of Seagrams Said, Well that heaven fiasco, there aint much to say I started a small rebellion Never thinking Id end up hellbound Oh, the sole reason was I just got tired of God doggin me around And the fallen angels just laugh [Verse 7] Luc said, I saw you on Jimmy Fallon Singing Drunken Poets Dream So why go to Nashville Knowing you never ever gonna be mainstream? Go to somewhere like Texas Where they dig roots and blues and country thats real Its better to reign in hell than serve in heaven Thats why Im going to Mobile And the fallen angels just laugh And the fallen angels just laugh And the fallen angels just laugh
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