Im locked up, and ready to die, Why you ask, I have no reason why Im trapped inside this morbid place, The doctors all think Im just a mental case But I know things that will disturb and shock, So sit down and relax, this tale will really rock!!! I went to the drivein with my new blind date, She thought I was a dork, and had nothing but hate Who cares, because I came here for the gore, Blood Freak was playing, this films never a bore she annoyed me til the film the film was at an end, by that time, her neck I wanted to bend No appreciation for cheesehorrorsplatter, I flipped her off, ate more food and got fatter Some friends of mine appeared from the Razorback Hive Nic Slasherhead and the Goregnome named Sly, My date was pissed off, so Worm Face ate her leg, She made a terrible sound, and then really began to beg This horrified the people, they yelled and started to freak, From out of nowhere, came Turkey Monster with his beak Started pecking on their necks, drinking their blood As soon as you know it, the ground was a giant red flood Nic Slasherhead ordered the Slaughter Special with fries Doctor Bitch operated on some losers until they all died, And hey, this story would not be complete Without the Mucouspewing Lungslasher, he really loves to eat!!! Total madness broke out, it was extremely surreal Now the icing on the cake the Butchermobile!!! It ran over some idiots, and crushed them til death I enjoyed this the most, until I ran out of breath The Screamatorium Drivein, Ill never forget my adventures Im now completely insane, toothless, and need dentures A drooling freak for life, with all the straightjacketed dorks But Ill never forget LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG AND LEAVE A FLESHEATING CORPSE!!!
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