[Verse 1 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber] Its Monday afternoon Im singin a brand new tune Strummin with the boys Makin lots of noise They can probably hear us on the moon [Verse 2 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Tuesday afternoon Tuesday... afternoon I went into the local saloon I bought twelve rounds of shots And I caught chicken pox It turns out that Im just not immune [Verse 3 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Wednesday afternoon Afternoon I met a pretty girl named Mary Sue She was so pretty I asked her to dinner Cause I thought I could win her But she got up and left me halfway through [Verse 4 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Thursday afternoon Thursday... afternoon I went outside and saw a big raccoon He was eatin my trash So much trash So I tried to kick his ass Tried to kick his ass... But he jumped on me and tore my pantaloons [Verse 5 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Friday afternoon Friday... afternoon Sittin on the front of the pontoon Thats a great kind of boat I was fishin off the side Then a catfish caught my line And he tugged me, pulled me into the lagoon That sounds really wet [Verse 6 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Saturday afternoon Saturday... afternoon Meteorological balloon I dont even know what that is! It went way up high So high! To the top of the sky Itll be back on the ground by noon Thats cool, I guess [Verse 7 Tim Henderson, Matt Vorsteg, Matt Graber, John Ball] Its Sunday afternoon Sunday... afternoon Im getting pretty sick of this here tune Yeah, me too So Im changing up the chord Wait, whawhat? And throwing a curve ball at you! Ahh! Thank you for listening to this song! Maybe next time you can sing along! I bet you thought this song was almost done! But a brand new song has just begun!
matt, afternoon, vorsteg, graber, henderson