[JB KG] Hey Kage Jabels How goes it man? Its good, its good You know Ive been thinkin a lot about it And um, I just want us to be the best fuckin band in the world Well, yeah, me too I mean, theres no point in doin it if were not the best Well, its true, I agree with that I mean what, what, were gonna be, yeah were really good Were almost as good as Arcade Fire, fuck that Yeah We gotta leave those fuckers in the dust What, what do you mean? All those fuckin youngsters gotta lick our boot or fuck it You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, well how do we do that though? Dude, you need to fuckin have some lessons What?! You know youre really good, but you gotta expand your game Lessons? You know how Kobe, in the offseason, will go and like Learn a fuckin, you know, a Texastwostep or somethin To add to his arsenal? Yeah, thats true, thats true Well Ive just been noticing Some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy Really? Huh And I, I hope youre not pissed off at me But I went and hired a dude Yeah? Yeah Oh no, what? Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you dont like, hey, I swear, if you dont like it Well fuckin fire his ass, hes out Who is this guy? Ive never His name is Felix Char Oh, what? Hes from Spain and he is the best I got him from the fuckin London Field Sarmonic I just, I dont know him, it seems weird, I Would you just, will you spend a minute with him? Okay, alright, Ill spend a minute with him Hes right outside, Im sending him in Oh, God, okay Why? Lessons, so stupid [Felix Char KG] Hello? Hhi Hello, I am Felix Char Hi, uh, Felix, yeah, who Is, uh, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you Oh, yeah, okay Uh, one on one So, while Jack is outside, we will work on your technique Okay Can I see your, pickup, eh, is this your guitar here? Yeah, I got it right, I got it Ah, it is a Fender, huh? Is this a fender? Oh, well, its a Gibson Yes, a Gibson, yes, made by the same, uh, manufacturer Pick it up, please, can you pick it up? Okay, yeah Nototototopapapapa What? Whatd I do? Whatd I do? You pick it up from the neck This is not the way you pick up a guitar I just picked it up, I just No no, hey hey hey hey Quiete tu boca You pick it up from the body, okay? The what? The body Oh the body, okay, okay Im sorry about my accent I didnt know, I didnt know Now listen to me I want to you to play like it is a woman You go and play the guitar now, play Uhh, okay, uhh No no no no no Your fingers, your fingers are too tight Theyre too tight? Yes, let me get behind you like this, you see If I put my finger on your finger, then you can feel What? Hey, I can play, just Shushushushushu Just let me play Finger to your mouth, I put my, my finger on your mouth On your lips, yes thats good Hey, man, what are you? Relax, hey, you want to play like an orgasm Im just try, what? Feel this, do you feel that? Oh God, this is really weird man Thats, thats my cock What?! Its my cock in your butt cheeks Oh God, hey! You feel it? Ow! Now Im going to touch your cock, let me touch your penis [JB KG] Its me, its me What?! Its JB, theres no Felix dude God, what are you doing? Theres no Felix Im fucking waking you up! And trying to shake your foundations By touching me with your penis? Yes, by fucking touching your penis, whatever it takes God! Thats all Im saying, dude, Im making a point Lets get fucking serious, lets get fucking physical! Alright, lets take it from the top
felix, okay, hey, fuckin, yeah