Zoolander
Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. His face falls when hippie-chic "he's so hot right now" Hansel scooters in to steal this year's award. The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a killing machine. Its a well-designed conspiracy and only with the help of Hansel and a few well-chosen accessories can Derek make the world safe.
Comedy
Paramount Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, NPV Entertainment, Scott Rudin Productions, Red Hour Productions, Tenth Planet Productions, VH1 Television, Red Hour Films, MFP Munich Film Partners GmbH & Company I. Produktions KG
Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander, Owen Wilson as Hansel, Christine Taylor as Matilda Jeffries, Will Ferrell as Mugatu, Milla Jovovich as Katinka, Jerry Stiller as Maury Ballstein, David Duchovny as J.P. Prewitt, Jon Voight as Larry Zoolander, Judah Friedlander as Scrappy Zoolander, Nathan Lee Graham as Todd, Alexandre Manning as Brint, Asio Highsmith as Rufus, Alexander Skarsgård as Meekus, Donald Trump as Himself, Christian Slater as Himself, Tom Ford as Tom Ford, Cuba Gooding Jr. as Himself, Steve Kmetko as Himself, Tommy Hilfiger as Himself, Natalie Portman as Herself, Lenny Kravitz as Himself, Gwen Stefani as Herself, Heidi Klum as Herself, Mark Ronson as Himself, Paris Hilton as Herself, David Bowie as Himself, Tyson Beckford as Himself, Fred Durst as Himself, Lance Bass as Himself, Lil' Kim as Herself, Garry Shandling as Himself, Stephen Dorff as Himself, Sandra Bernhard as Herself, Claudia Schiffer as Herself, Veronica Webb as Herself, Lukas Haas as Himself, Carmen Kass as Herself, Frankie Rayder as Herself, Matt Levin as Archie, Justin Theroux as Evil DJ, Andy Dick as Olga the Masseuse, Woodrow Asai as Prime Minister of Malaysia, Andrew Wilson as Hansel's Corner Guy, Vikram Chatwal as Hansel's Posse, Kashana as Hansel's Posse, Jonah Luber as Hansel's Posse, Michael McAlpin as Hansel's Posse, Ève Salvail as Hansel's Posse, Shavo Odadjian as Hansel's Posse, Eliot Johnson as Hansel's Posse, Richard Gladys as Hansel's Posse, Amy Stiller as Hansel's Posse, John Vargas as Italian Designer, Jennifer Coolidge as American Designer, Tony Kanal as French Designer, Endre Hules as German Designer, Nora Dunn as British Designer, Ric Pipino as Derek's Interview Hairstylist, Jerry Stahl as VH1 Reporter, Jennifer McComb as Mugatu Model, Johann Urb as Mugatu Bodyguard, Luc Commeret as Mugatu Bodyguard, Herb Lieberz as Time Magazine Reader, Zoya as Night Club Door Person, Colin McNish as Night Club Security, Darren Copeland as Night Club Security, Richard Stanley as Night Club Bouncer / Biff, Shabazz Richardson as Night Club Bouncer / Maurice, Rohan Quine as Night Club Bouncer, Svetlana as Billy Zane's Date, Eric Winzenreid as Rico, Charles Brame as Abraham Lincoln, James Marsden as John Wilkes Booth, Rudy Segura as JFK Assassin, Randall Slavin as JFK Assassin, Patton Oswalt as Monkey Photographer, Irina Pantaeva as Irina, Stan Chu as Sherpa, Kum Ming Ho as Climber, Theo Kogan as Cool Tattoo Girl, Lam Bor as Dalai Lama Guy, Angel 11:11 as Funky Loft Guest, Luther Creek as Funky Loft Guest, Dechen Thurman as Funky Loft Guest, Kenny Max as Funky Loft Guest, Kina as Ennui, David Pressman as Maori Tribesman, Godfrey as Janitor Derek, Taj Crown as Janitor Hansel, Richie Rich as Derelicte Doorman, King as Derelicte Bouncer, Frederic Fekkai as Derek's Derelicte Hairstylist, Kevyn Aucoin as Derek's Derelicte Make-up Artist, Boris Kachscovsky as Zoolander Center Student, Mitch Winston as Infomercial Director, Mason Webb as Derek, Jr., Alexa Nikolas as Story Hour Girl, Victoria Beckham as Herself (uncredited), Gavin Rossdale as Himself (uncredited), Winona Ryder as Herself (uncredited), Vince Vaughn as Luke Zoolander (uncredited), Billy Zane as Himself (uncredited), Fabio as Himself, Klara Landrat as Model