You Don't Mess with the Zohan
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Comedy, Action
Columbia Pictures, Happy Madison Productions, Sony Pictures Releasing, Relativity Media
Adam Sandler as Zohan, John Turturro as The Phantom, Emmanuelle Chriqui as Dalia, Nick Swardson as Michael, Lainie Kazan as Gail, Daoud Heidami as Nasi, Dave Matthews as James, Charlotte Rae as Mrs. Greenhouse, Michael Buffer as Walbridge, Rob Schneider as Salim, Ido Mosseri as Oori, Sayed Badreya as Hamdi, Kevin Nealon as Kevin, Robert Smigel as Yosi, Mariah Carey as Mariah Carey, Ido Ezra as Hassan, Yamit Sol as Dorit, Donna Feldman as Michal, Norma Michaels as Older Lady in Salon, Danny A. Abeckaser as Ze'ev, Adria Tennor as Kids' Salon Owner, Bunny Levine as Older Lady in Salon, Bruce Vilanch as Bruce Vilanch, John McEnroe as Himself, Dina Doron as Zohan's Mother, Shelley Berman as Zohan's Father, Chris Rock as Taxi Driver, John Paul DeJoria as Paul Mitchell, Alec Mapa as Claude, Ahmed Ahmed as Waleed, Ben Wise as Yitzhak, John Farley as Tom, Yossi Marshek as Pinchas, Guri Weinberg as Aharon, Mousa Kraish as Bashir, Roni Levy as Ephraim, Reuven Bar-Yotam as Levi, Barry Livingston as Gray Kleibolt, Rick Gifford as Philip, Daniel Browning Smith as Real Estate Agent, Tyler Spindel as Doorman, Julia Lea Wolov as Mariah's Assistant, Dana Goodman as Mariah's Assistant, Todd Holland as Fred, Kevin Grady as Coleman, Bobby Tisdale as Skizzy, Herzl Tobey as Commander, Ori Pfeffer as Second Commander, Alex Luria as Koby, Guy Oseary as Avi, Yinon Sapir as Danny, Naama Nativ as Sara, Dennis Dugan as Homeless Guy, Gerry Del Sol as Exploded Shop Owner, Shulie Cowen as Debbie, Maysoon Zayid as Nadira, Helen Siff as Mrs. Skitzer, Cynthia Frost as Mrs. Paulson, Anna Berger as Older Lady in Salon, Susan Grace as Older Lady in Salon, Marjorie Loomis as Older Lady in Salon, Carol Schlanger as Older Lady in Salon, Edith S. Wolfrey as Older Lady in Salon, Phoebe Dorin as Older Lady in Salon, Lina So as Hip Salon Receptionist, Eloise DeJoria as Blonde at Salon, Vanessa Long as Catty Hairdresser, Donielle Artese as African American Salon Owner, Blake Bertrand as Little Boy, Sid Ganis as Doctor, Laurie Meghan Phelps as Plus Size Girl at Disco, Kenneth Greenaway as DJ, Constance Barron as First Woman in Cab, Kristen Lowman as First Woman in Cab, Penelope Windust as Second Woman in Cab, Kathleen Noone as Second Woman in Cab, Christopher Innvar as Angry Tall Driver, Ray Garvey as Truck Driver, Barbara Ann Davison as Dog Owner, Eric Lamonsoff as Hamdi's Passenger, Connor Wiles as Boy Customer, Jennifer De Minco as Arguing Female Customer, Nicole Bennett as Walbridge's Girlfriend, Edmund Lyndeck as Pharmacist, Lily Javaherpour as Inaz, Kristina Haddad as Hamdi's Wife (voice), Larry Marko as Phantom's Trainer, Anne Marie Howard as Reporter, Veerta Motiani as Beach Girl, Billy Concha as Kayaker, Marco Khan as Terrorist with Hand, Sam Sagheb as Disco Merchant, Latif Marotti as Disco Merchant, Christian Reeve as Disco Merchant, Aesop Aquarian as Rabbi, Michelle Arenal as Girl on Zohan's Shoulders, Jordan Ashbrook as Hot Girl in Club, Moran Atias as Eti, Ashley Ausburn as Girl at Mall, Barbara Jean Barrielle as Cheerleader, Mike Basone as Isreali Fan, Mike Batayeh as Fry Cook, Robert Benny as Autograph Seeker #1, Bart Blackburn as Isreali Hacky Sack Coach, Denise Bradley as Hackey Sack Enthusiast, Guile Branco as Isreali Soldier, Lamar Brown as Businessman, Melanie Bulujian as Isreali Dancer, Monica Cabral as Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl, Kevin Cannon as Times Square Crazy Man, Ella Christopher as Phantom's Wife, Nick Clark as Nick, Cheryl Cosenza as Ribbon Cutting Girl, Rossie Cottrell as Phantom's Wife, John Dardenne as Isreali Hacky Sack Fan, Joseph DeLuca as Hot Dog Vendor, Kendall Draughn as Picnic Girl, John Duerler as Electronic Store Customer, Marshall Factora as Airline Terminal Passenger, Eric Feliciano as Isreali Fan, Ian Fisher as Disco Merchant, Anna Garcia Williams as Phantom's Wife, Maite García Ribot as Phantom's Wife, Leslie Garza as Disco Hip Girl, Jessica Mei Gershen as Girl in Club, Nikki Giavasis as Waitress, Ronald E. Giles as Commuter, Sharlene Grover as Isreali Soldier, Sepideh Haftgoli as Isreali Soldier, Zahra Heydari as Dalohan Receptionist, Seth Howard as Party Guy, Kevin James as Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge, Paul Jeans as Hotel Manager, Dave Johnson as Spectator, Todd Justin as Nightclub Bouncer, Sam Kalidi as Amir, Sona Karia as Reporter, Rock Kohli as Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech, Mark Kubr as Criminal #3, Timothy Dean Lee as Shocked Businessman, Paula Lemes as Go Go Dancer, Bernadette Lords as Businesswoman, Anthony Martins as Arab #3, Roni Meron as Hot Girl / Waitress, Nicole Montano as Cheerleader, Rachel Mower as Girl in Park, Rachael Murphy as Girl in Club, Bibiana Navas as Phantom's Wife, Christina Neferis as Hacky Sack Fan, Adam Ohl as Street Merchant, Dianne Perry as Phantom's Wife, John Radcliff as Redneck Posse Man #2, Klavdia Ramnareine as The Hot Chick, Deborah Rombaut as Snooty French Girl at the Club, Sandra Rosko as Middle Eastern Girl, Rob Shapiro as Score Keeper, Mikael Sharafyan as Fan in the Crowd, Jhennah Sinclaire as Dancer, Terrie Snell as Woman in Beauty Shop, Chris Spinelli as Angry Palestinian, Arne Starr as Isreali Weapons Trainer, Riley Thomas Stewart as Little Boy #2, Lee Stickler as Isreali Soldier, Sarah Stringer as Party Goer, Christa Texeira as Ruth, Keana Texeira as Rock-throwing Girl, Seth Texeira as Zeb, Sophie Texeira as Alena, Ryan Phillip Thomas as Angry Palestinian, Gina Tleel as Shopper, Uzimann as Cafe Customer, Kevin Van Doorslaer as Isreali Soldier, Dave Vij as Disco-Tech, Holly Weber as Girlfriend, Molly Weiner as Salon Patron, Joe Van Wie as Hot Dog Patron, Henry Winkler as Limousine Passenger, Mark Winn as News Cameraman, Saye Yabandeh as Girlfriend, Julius Zagon as Ukrossi, David Zahedian as Phantom's Best Friend, Maria Zambrana as Taxi Cab Patron, Betty Murphy as Mrs. Haines