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Getting circumcised. What else can I say was done at work as an excuse?EDIT: Wow thanks for all the replies!TLDR: whats a fairly minor procedure with a ~2 week recovery time that I can say I had done instead of a circumcision?  Im a 34 year old male and I have to get circumcised for medical reasons (phimosis and frenuloplasty that didnt work)I have a physical job as a Paramedic, so will be on alternate duties in the office for a couple weeks. Ive done so before with a busted ankle.However Ill be working around people who are medically trained to various levels, and theres always ice breaker conversations about how you ended up in alternate duties. Well Id rather not tell Carol from accounts about my dong, so is there another procedure I could say I had done that isnt as embarrassing?I could say its none of your business or similar, but that might make things awkward and probably make it obvious its dick related.Im thinking of saying an inguinal hernia repair? Seems like a similar recovery time, a bit tender below the belt kinda thing??Any other ideas?Thanks docs!
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Tell people you had macropenis and that you had to have a surgical reduction, since it was just too big.
26F - little streaks and spots of blood in phlegm but no symptomatic respiratory/sinus/throat illness and no coughing26FWhen I brush my teeth, I suck the mucus in my throat out into my mouth and spit into the sink. For the past few days, I've noticed bright red spots and streaks within the mucus. Not too much but it's there. I have had no recent infections or illnesses. No recent coughing or sore throat either. Everything sinus or respiratory has been normal. I used to vape and smoke between 18-23 years of age, and the volume of air I can take in during a deep inhale has shortened as a result of the smoking/vaping based on my subjective, highly inconclusive observations.Have been experiencing noticeable and moderate ongoing fatigue as well.
Not concerning. Congratulations on being nicotine free though! your body thanks you.