1 00:00:00,970 --> 00:00:10,455 而家講下楊志,佢押住啲生辰綱,逼嗰啲擔擔嘅軍佬喺大熱天時趕路。 2 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:18,566 就係噉樣,行咗十四五日,嗰十四個人呀,哎冇一個話唔嬲楊志嘅。 3 00:00:18,848 --> 00:00:21,192 梗係啦好辛苦㗎嘛。 4 00:00:22,237 --> 00:00:34,900 呢一日,係六月初四,佢哋喺客店嚟,又喺辰牌嘅時候,慢慢至起身透火煮飯,食完朝飯先至起行。 5 00:00:36,225 --> 00:00:42,806 都未曾到中午,嘩嗨你睇下一輪紅日當天,半絲雲都冇。 6 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:48,102 嗰日呀確係熱得交關嘞,好似掉咗落個火爐噉。 7 00:00:49,385 --> 00:00:55,084 當日行嘅路呢,冚都係啲偏僻嘅山路嚟,崎嶇難行。 8 00:00:56,172 --> 00:01:00,084 楊志押住嗰十一個軍佬,約莫行咗廿零里。 9 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:05,202 嗰班軍佬啊一見到有樹蔭呢又諗住行過去唞涼咯喎。 10 00:01:05,914 --> 00:01:11,696 楊志用支藤條猛咁打,喝佢哋話:快啲行啦,仲唞涼? 11 00:01:13,305 --> 00:01:18,330 又行咗一段路,到中午嘞,熱到呀不得了。 12 00:01:18,898 --> 00:01:23,029 真係石獅子都會喘氣啊鐵人都會流汗咁交關。 13 00:01:23,515 --> 00:01:29,174 嗰啲石頭呀,焫腳咁熱嘅,嗰班軍佬腳痛嘞,行唔逳嘞。 14 00:01:29,908 --> 00:01:35,171 嗰班友就話咯喎:哎呀熱得咁交關真係熱死人嚟咯。 15 00:01:36,368 --> 00:01:40,083 快啲行,過埋前便個山岡先至算啦。 16 00:01:41,592 --> 00:01:49,547 前便嗰個山岡,樹林好密,生滿晒茅草,地勢又非常之險峻。 17 00:01:51,049 --> 00:01:54,957 當時,佢哋一行十五個人上咗山岡。 18 00:01:56,283 --> 00:02:04,078 嗰班軍佬放低啲擔,十四個人就個個都趯晒去啲松樹蔭下便,瞓低就幾大都唔行。 19 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:12,989 楊志話:死咯,呢處係乜嘢地方啊,你哋喺呢處唞涼?快啲起身走啊,走! 20 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:19,238 哎呀你就算將我哋斬成七八碌都好啦我哋點都唔行㗎喇。 21 00:02:20,053 --> 00:02:30,087 楊志嬲起上嚟,攞住藤條兜頭兜面就鞭過去,之打得呢個起身嗰個又瞓返低,搞到楊志就冇晒符。 22 00:02:31,305 --> 00:02:41,958 嗰兩個虞候同老都管呢就行到氣㗾㗾喎,真係十個風爐都吹得着咁交關,上到嚟山岡呢,亦都坐喺啲樹蔭下便猛咁索氣。 23 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:46,935 佢哋見到楊志打嗰班軍佬,老都管就話喇: 24 00:02:47,579 --> 00:02:54,911 哎呀,提轄啊,實在係熱到行唔逳咯,唔好怪罪佢哋喇。 25 00:02:55,940 --> 00:03:04,005 都管,你都唔知道,呢處叫做黃泥岡,正係啲賊佬出沒嘅地方。 26 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:14,824 平時太平時節,天光白日尚且出嚟打劫,何況而家呢啲時候添,邊個咁大膽喺呢度歇腳啊? 27 00:03:15,998 --> 00:03:18,916 兩個虞候聽見楊志噉樣講就話喇: 28 00:03:19,603 --> 00:03:27,756 哈我都聽你講過好多次嘞,都唔怕譖嘅,一味講埋啲噉說話嚟嚇人。 29 00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:36,039 老都管就話:就等佢哋唞下罷啦,過咗中午先至行好唔好呢? 30 00:03:36,794 --> 00:03:41,853 楊志就話:乜連你都懵起上嚟呀,噉都得嘅咩? 31 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:50,124 落咗呢個山岡,仲有七百里路係冇人煙㗎,呢啲係乜嘢地方吖?喺呢度唞涼? 32 00:03:51,348 --> 00:03:59,620 老都管就話:噉我自己喺度唞一陣,你話要行就趕佢哋行先係啦。 33 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:04,465 楊志揸住藤條,就去喝嗰班軍佬嘞: 34 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:08,963 你哋行唔行啊?邊個唔行我就打佢二十鞭! 35 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:13,449 嗰班軍佬一齊嘈起上嚟嘞,其中有個話: 36 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:22,412 提轄呀,我哋擔住百幾斤嘢,唔同你空手行噃,你都直情唔將人當人睇嘅哈。 37 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:27,737 就算係留守相公親自嚟監押喇,都會聽我哋講返句㗎。 38 00:04:27,929 --> 00:04:31,265 你就一啲都唔知人痛癢,淨係會鬧人。 39 00:04:32,789 --> 00:04:40,164 真係畀你哋激死我,唔打你哋都唔得㗎!楊志攞起藤條兜頭就鞭過去。 40 00:04:40,873 --> 00:04:47,058 老都管喝住佢話:楊提轄,你咪打住!你聽我講吖。 41 00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:57,093 我喺東京太師府裏頭做奶工,太師手下啲官軍,我見過成千成萬喇。 42 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:03,016 佢哋見到我呀,都要作個揖敬個禮,叫聲我㗎。 43 00:05:03,492 --> 00:05:13,954 唔係我話你啊,諒你不過係一個犯咗死罪嘅軍佬,嚱,相公可憐你,吓,抬舉你做個提轄。 44 00:05:14,199 --> 00:05:18,924 芝麻綠豆咁大個官職啫,使整成咁叻嘅? 45 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:27,482 咪講話我係相公屋企嘅都管啦,就算我係個鄉下公你都要聽我勸一句啊。 46 00:05:27,854 --> 00:05:32,104 你一味咁打佢哋,噉你當佢哋係乜嘢嚟㗎? 47 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:39,513 都管,你係城市裏便嘅人呀,終之無日都喺相府裏頭。 48 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:44,734 路途上啲事千難萬險,你邊處知道得咁多吖? 49 00:05:45,377 --> 00:05:54,240 哈,四川、兩廣我都去過,幾時見過有人學似你噉,懶緊張㗎? 50 00:05:55,703 --> 00:05:58,555 而家唔同太平時候噃都管。 51 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:05,561 楊提轄,你講啲噉嘅說話,真係要割咗你條脷就啱喇。 52 00:06:06,247 --> 00:06:12,080 而家個天下點唔太平法啊,吓?你講吖你講吖,點唔太平法吖? 53 00:06:13,535 --> 00:06:23,946 楊志正話想駁佢,忽然間,見到對面叢林裏便有個人影閃閃下,喺度探頭探腦裝緊過嚟,佢就話喇: 54 00:06:25,067 --> 00:06:28,876 我都講過嚟㗎啦,你睇,嗰便咪有賊嚟緊嘞咩? 55 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:33,262 楊志掉低藤條,攞起朴刀大喝一聲: 56 00:06:33,649 --> 00:06:38,845 喂!你個嘢真大膽,居然敢嚟偷睇我嘅貨係嘛? 57 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:47,140 楊志追到入去叢林,只見裏便一迾擺住七架江州車仔,即係啲獨輪嘅雞公車嘞。 58 00:06:47,687 --> 00:06:52,935 有七個人,除晒衫赤條條噉喺樹蔭下便唞涼。 59 00:06:53,361 --> 00:06:59,249 有個呢,鬢邊有一笪好大嘅硃砂痣嘅,隻手仲揸住一把朴刀。 60 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:07,771 佢哋七個人,一見到楊志行到嚟面前就嗌咗一聲話哎呀噉,噼哩啪喇跳晒起身。 61 00:07:08,404 --> 00:07:11,984 楊志喝佢哋話喇:你哋係乜嘢人啊? 62 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:16,876 嗰七個人就問返轉頭:你又係乜嘢人啊? 63 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,141 你哋係唔係賊?吓! 64 00:07:21,101 --> 00:07:28,597 哈你都調轉嚟問嘅真係,大佬啊,我哋都係啲小本生意嚟咋邊有錢畀你㗎。 65 00:07:29,105 --> 00:07:33,917 哦,你哋係小本生意,噉我啊好大本錢咯噃。 66 00:07:35,239 --> 00:07:37,438 噉你實在係咩人啊大佬? 67 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:41,212 你哋講先,你哋喺邊度嚟嘅? 68 00:07:42,159 --> 00:07:47,235 我哋七個弟兄,都係濠州嘅,運啲紅棗去東京賣。 69 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:53,572 我哋都聽見人哋講過喇,話喺黃泥岡呢處呀,時時都有賊佬打劫嘅。 70 00:07:54,249 --> 00:07:56,238 我哋先頭一便行一便諗: 71 00:07:56,894 --> 00:08:05,072 我哋七個人,就係得呢幾車紅棗嘞又冇其他值錢嘅嘢嘅,睇個樣都唔怕啩噉,咪一於過岡咯。 72 00:08:05,503 --> 00:08:13,042 上到嚟山岡哎呀熱到頂唔順,就喺呢處樹林裏便唞下涼先,等晏啲涼返啲至行啦。 73 00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:19,900 先頭聽見有人上緊嚟山岡,我哋怕唔知係咪賊呢噉,所以就叫呢個弟兄出去望下咋嘛。 74 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:23,308 哦,原來係噉係嘛? 75 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:31,101 我哋大家都係做生意嘅,啱先見你哋裝裝下,怕係啲壞人,所以我哋追過嚟睇下啫。 76 00:08:32,126 --> 00:08:35,308 喂,呢位客官,嗱攞啲紅棗去食啦。 77 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,476 唔要喇,多謝。 78 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:47,357 楊志揸住朴刀行返過嚟自己啲貨擔呢便,老都管就話:喂,既然係有賊,我哋走罷啦。 79 00:08:48,015 --> 00:08:54,028 唔係唔係,我初時仲估話係賊佬添,原來係幾個賣紅棗嘅客商啫。 80 00:08:54,877 --> 00:09:03,089 哎噉唔係,如果好似先頭你講嘅咁得人驚,嘿佢哋早就冇命喇。 81 00:09:03,870 --> 00:09:06,980 都管唔好嘈喇,冇事梗係好定啦。 82 00:09:07,690 --> 00:09:10,825 好啦,你哋唞下先,等一陣陰啲先至行啦。 83 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:17,830 嗰班軍佬聽見楊志話准佢哋唞下涼先至行,嘿,噉就高興返喇。 84 00:09:18,716 --> 00:09:24,850 楊志亦都行埋一便,將把朴刀插喺地下,坐喺樹蔭下便唞涼。 85 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:33,810 過咗一陣,遠遠見到有個男人擔住一擔桶,唱住歌仔行緊上嚟山岡喎。 86 00:09:34,231 --> 00:09:54,329 佢唱乜嘢呢?佢唱話:赤日炎炎似火燒,野田禾稻都半枯焦。農夫心內如湯煮,公子王孫把扇搖。 87 00:09:55,997 --> 00:10:04,256 嗰個人唱住歌仔,上到嚟山岡嘞,就喺叢林裏便放落擔桶,坐喺度唞涼咯喎。 88 00:10:05,149 --> 00:10:10,639 嗰班軍佬見到就問嗰個人話喇:喂,你擔桶裏便係啲咩嘢嚟㗎? 89 00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:12,546 白酒啊。 90 00:10:13,574 --> 00:10:14,324 擔去邊㗎? 91 00:10:14,946 --> 00:10:16,913 哦,擔去村賣嘅啫嘛。 92 00:10:18,499 --> 00:10:19,729 賣幾多錢一桶啊? 93 00:10:20,207 --> 00:10:21,441 五貫錢一桶。 94 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:28,759 嗰班軍佬就商量喇:喂喂,我哋又熱又頸渴,不如買啲飲下解下暑氣都好啊。 95 00:10:29,036 --> 00:10:29,964 好定啦。 96 00:10:30,321 --> 00:10:31,750 噉就嚟啦嚟啦,夾錢啦嚟啦。 97 00:10:33,096 --> 00:10:37,433 楊志睇見就過嚟喝佢哋話喇:你哋又做乜嘢啊? 98 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:40,475 冇,買啖酒飲下咋嘛。 99 00:10:41,510 --> 00:10:48,119 楊志調轉朴刀桿就打過去:你哋冇我個說話就立亂咁買酒飲,真大膽! 100 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:52,580 哎呀真係好地地,你又嚟扠𢰸檔。 101 00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:57,651 我哋自己夾錢嚟買啲酒飲啫,關你咩嘢事呢?你又嚟打? 102 00:10:59,197 --> 00:11:07,262 你哋呢班死佬,識得乜嘢啊!就係識得貪飲貪食,一啲都唔知道出門嗰啲艱難法。 103 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:12,604 有幾多好漢,就係噉樣畀蒙汗藥麻醉咗整低㗎喇。 104 00:11:14,391 --> 00:11:25,261 擔酒嗰個人望住楊志冷笑話:哼哼,你呢個客官你真係吖,好彩我冇賣畀你飲咋,講啲噉嘅說話喎嘿! 105 00:11:26,460 --> 00:11:36,203 楊志佢哋正喺度嘈緊,對面叢林裏頭嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商呢,都攞住把朴刀行過嚟問嘞:喂你哋喺度嘈乜嘢啊? 106 00:11:37,177 --> 00:11:47,460 擔酒嗰個人就話喇:我有我擔住擔酒去村裏便賣,經過呢處熱喇,就喺度唞下涼,呢,呢班人問我啊,想買啲酒飲喎。 107 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:57,920 我都未曾賣過佢唧,呢呢個客官啊,佢話我啲酒裏頭放咗啲咩咩咩蒙汗藥喎你話好笑唔好笑吖?吖講啲噉嘅說話出去都有嘅真係。 108 00:11:59,004 --> 00:12:08,174 嗰七個客商就話喇:哦,哈哈哈哈,我哋仲估有賊嚟添,原來係噉係嘛,噉啊講一兩句亦冇緊要嘅。 109 00:12:08,325 --> 00:12:14,852 啊係喇,我哋正係想飲返啲酒嚟解下渴,既然佢哋疑心咯,噉賣一桶畀我哋飲啦。 110 00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:16,573 唔賣啊唔賣啊。 111 00:12:17,122 --> 00:12:27,300 唓你個死佬吖,我哋又冇講過你,你橫掂都係擔去村賣㗎咋嘛咪一樣畀錢你,就賣啲畀我哋啦有咩所謂呢? 112 00:12:27,602 --> 00:12:32,994 你又慳返唔使擔咁遠,我哋又解咗渴,噉幾好呢,嚟啦嚟啦,賣桶嚟啦。 113 00:12:34,596 --> 00:12:41,679 賣桶畀你啊無所謂啊,不過畀佢哋噉樣講法就唔好啦,又冇殼𢳂嚟飲㗎噃。 114 00:12:42,441 --> 00:12:49,501 你呢個人呀真係認真過頭咯,就噉話幾聲又有乜緊要呢?得啦我哋自己有椰殼喺處。 115 00:12:51,129 --> 00:12:59,207 噉啊有兩個客商,返去雞公車嗰度,攞咗兩個椰殼嚟,有個捧咗一大紮紅棗嚟添。 116 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:07,282 七個人,就企住喺桶邊,打開桶蓋,輪流𢳂酒嚟飲,用紅棗嚟送酒。 117 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:11,220 冇幾耐,一桶酒就飲到清晒。 118 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,995 嗰七個客商就話喇:啊係喇,都未曾問你幾多錢添。 119 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:23,605 我一嬲都唔講價嘅,五貫錢一桶,十貫錢一擔。 120 00:13:24,569 --> 00:13:28,908 好啦,你話五貫就五貫啦,不過畀多一殼嚟都得啩? 121 00:13:29,568 --> 00:13:32,445 冇得畀多嘅,價錢係咁多就咁多㗎喇。 122 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:43,074 有一個客商,攞錢畀個賣酒嘅,另外一個客商呢,走去揭開桶蓋,𢳂咗一殼,攞起嚟就飲。 123 00:13:43,917 --> 00:13:53,072 嗰個賣酒佬想去搶返佢㗎咯喎,佢揸住嗰半殼酒,唥唥聲就趯返入去叢林裏便,個賣酒佬唔係去追咯。 124 00:13:53,637 --> 00:14:02,702 點知呢便有一個客商,喺叢林裏便行出嚟,隻手呢又係揸住隻椰殼嘅,走到嚟個桶處又𢳂咗一殼酒。 125 00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:13,549 個賣酒佬睇見就即刻走返轉頭,一手搶返,將啲酒倒返落個桶處,冚返桶蓋,將個椰殼㩧聲就掉咗落地下,鬧嗰班人話: 126 00:14:14,035 --> 00:14:19,802 你哋呢班人啦,冇啲斯文嘅,好眉好貌都咁貪心嘅真係吖! 127 00:14:21,014 --> 00:14:28,670 好嘞,呢便呢班軍佬睇見人哋飲得咁高興,心都痕晒,都想買嚟飲。 128 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:42,141 有個同老都管話喇:你老人家幫我哋講聲啦,嗱,嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商買咗佢一桶嚟飲咯,我哋買埋佢呢桶飲返啖,潤下喉嚨都好吖。 129 00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:45,892 實在係又熱又頸渴,好難頂啊。 130 00:14:46,446 --> 00:14:51,104 喺呢個山岡嚟,又冇埞搵水飲嘅,你老人家做下好心啦。 131 00:14:52,386 --> 00:14:59,034 老都管聽咗,自己個心呢亦都想飲啲嘅,於是就走嚟同楊志話喇: 132 00:15:00,216 --> 00:15:12,676 楊提轄呀,嗰班賣紅棗嘅客商已經買咗佢一桶酒飲咯,而家仲有一桶,咪求其畀佢哋買啲嚟飲下,解下暑氣啦。 133 00:15:12,959 --> 00:15:16,014 喺呢個岡嚟,確實係冇地方搵水飲嘅。 134 00:15:17,646 --> 00:15:29,843 楊志諗嘞:先頭睇實嗰班友買咗佢嘅酒飲,嗰一桶呢,亦當面睇住佢飲咗半殼,睇嚟都係好酒嚟嘅。 135 00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:35,986 唉,打咗佢哋半日嘞,求其畀佢哋買啖飲下啦。 136 00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:43,622 於是楊志就話:既然老都管都噉講咯,你哋就買啲嚟飲,飲完就起行啦。 137 00:15:44,765 --> 00:15:50,076 嗰班軍佬聽見楊志話肯嘞,即刻就夾齊五貫錢,嚟買酒飲嘞。 138 00:15:50,772 --> 00:15:55,960 嗰個賣酒佬話:唔賣喇唔賣喇,我啲酒呀有蒙汗藥喺裏頭㗎。 139 00:15:56,634 --> 00:15:59,611 哎呀大佬,呵呵仲講啲噉嘢嚟做乜吖。 140 00:16:00,049 --> 00:16:02,224 都話唔賣咯,唔好嚟纏我喇。 141 00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:06,028 嗰啲賣紅棗嘅客商過嚟勸佢話: 142 00:16:06,749 --> 00:16:14,974 你呢個死佬吖,佢講錯咗說話,係,之你又認真過頭喎,連累埋我哋都畀你扽咗幾句添。 143 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:19,415 唔關佢哋班人事㗎嘛,你咪買啲過佢哋飲咯。 144 00:16:20,268 --> 00:16:23,176 好地地我搵人嚟疑心我做乜嘢啊? 145 00:16:24,104 --> 00:16:29,422 嗰個賣紅棗嘅客商,㧬開個賣酒佬,挽咗桶酒去畀嗰班軍佬飲。 146 00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:37,026 嗰班軍佬打開咗個桶蓋,冇殼嚟𢳂喇,又講句好話,問嗰個客商借椰殼嚟用下。 147 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:42,357 嗰班客商借咗椰殼過佢哋,又話喇:嗱,攞啲紅棗去送酒啦。 148 00:16:42,726 --> 00:16:46,097 嘿嘿,嘿誒噉點係啊誒,誒多謝晒咯喎,誒多謝晒喇。 149 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:52,676 多咩嘢謝吖,大家都係一樣出嚟搵食嘅,爭乜在嗰百零粒紅棗呢? 150 00:16:53,974 --> 00:17:01,996 嗰班軍佬講咗幾聲多謝,攞住椰殼𢳂咗兩殼先,請老都管飲一殼,楊提轄又飲一殼。 151 00:17:02,733 --> 00:17:03,906 楊志唔肯飲。 152 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:09,817 老都管飲咗一殼先,兩個虞候呢,每人亦都飲咗一殼。 153 00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:17,848 好喇,嗰班軍佬一擁而上,你一啖佢一啖,兩三下手勢嗰桶酒就當堂飲晒。 154 00:17:18,911 --> 00:17:31,187 楊志見到大家飲咗都冇事啊,自己本來係唔想飲嘅,之一來天氣熱,二來就頸渴難頂,所以亦都攞起殼酒飲咗一啖,食咗幾粒紅棗。 155 00:17:32,349 --> 00:17:41,049 嗰個賣酒佬就話:呢桶酒先頭畀嗰個客官飲咗一殼去,少咗啲酒嘞,噉誒要少你哋半貫錢啦。 156 00:17:42,117 --> 00:17:49,931 啲軍佬數夠錢畀佢,個賣酒佬收咗錢,擔住擔空桶啊依舊唱住山歌落咗山岡扯嘞噃。 157 00:17:51,240 --> 00:18:01,480 嗰七個賣紅棗嘅客商,企喺松樹旁邊,指住楊志佢哋十五個人話:暈喇,暈喇暈喇。 158 00:18:02,136 --> 00:18:13,468 哈哈只見呢十五個人,頭重腳輕,一個個你望我我望你,軟晒都碌喺地下嚟。 159 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:22,974 嗰七個客商,哼,喺松樹林裏便,推咗嗰七架雞公車出嚟,將車上便啲紅棗呢倒晒喺地。 160 00:18:23,554 --> 00:18:34,458 然後又將呢十一擔金珠寶貝啊都裝晒上車,冚返好,講咗句話嗨滾攪晒喇,就一直向住黃泥岡下便推走咗喇。 161 00:18:35,659 --> 00:18:41,720 楊志一味叫苦啦,但係佢周身軟顂顂唔起得身嘞。 162 00:18:42,529 --> 00:18:52,919 十五個人,眼白白噉睇實嗰七個人將啲金珠寶貝裝走晒,誒就係唔起得身,逳唔得手腳啊講唔得說話。 163 00:18:54,037 --> 00:18:57,258 大家估下,呢七個人究竟係邊個呢? 164 00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:06,240 嘿大家實估中嘅,就係晁蓋、吳用、公孫勝、劉唐、阮家三兄弟呢七個吖嘛。 165 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:10,333 噉擔酒嗰個人呢,就係白日鼠白勝。 166 00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,102 噉佢哋點樣落藥嘅呢? 167 00:19:13,808 --> 00:19:20,992 嗨好掯嘅,原來啊,擔酒上岡嘅時候,兩桶都係好酒嚟。 168 00:19:21,734 --> 00:19:34,225 七個人係先飲咗一桶啦,劉唐就掀起第二桶嘅桶蓋,又𢳂咗半殼嚟飲,係故意畀佢哋睇下,嗱係好酒嚟㗎,就等佢哋死心塌地,唔信都唔得。 169 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:45,561 然之後呢,吳用就喺叢林裏便,攞咗啲藥出嚟,擠咗喺個椰殼裏便,裝成係走嚟想𢳂多佢一殼酒飲。 170 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:52,118 佢將隻殼放落個桶處𢳂酒嘅時候,嗰啲藥啊已經落晒啲酒處嚟㗎喇。 171 00:19:52,950 --> 00:20:02,432 佢𢳂起咗半殼,詐假意要飲,噉白勝呢就一手搶返,將啲酒倒返落個桶處,呢條就係計喇。 172 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:08,390 呢條計仔呀,係吳用諗嘅,就叫做智取生辰綱。 173 00:20:09,648 --> 00:20:18,722 好嘞,而家講返下楊志啊,佢因為飲得酒少,所以就醒得快,之佢爬返起身仲係企腳唔定。 174 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:24,926 其他嗰十四個人呢,一個個都係口丫角啊流口水,軟顂顂唔逳得。 175 00:20:25,922 --> 00:20:29,237 楊志呀又嬲又憂啊,佢諗嘞: 176 00:20:30,265 --> 00:20:38,558 哼,畀你哋劫走咗啲生辰綱,叫我點返去見梁中書呢? 177 00:20:40,153 --> 00:20:45,206 呢一張領狀,亦冇辦法交差㗎喇撕咗佢算喇。 178 00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:56,451 嘿,而家,搞到我有家難奔有國難投,去邊處好呢?去邊處好呢? 179 00:20:56,921 --> 00:21:01,408 不如,哎,不如就喺呢度死咗佢罷啦! 180 00:21:03,019 --> 00:21:10,555 楊志正話想喺黃泥岡跳崖自盡,之佢猛然一醒悟,即刻收住腳步,佢諗: 181 00:21:12,012 --> 00:21:22,350 爹娘生落咗我,堂堂一表,凜凜一軀,自細就學會十八般武藝在身,唔通噉樣就收檔? 182 00:21:23,672 --> 00:21:30,795 與其今日自尋死路,不如日後等佢嚟捉我嗰陣先至算罷喇。唔死,唔死! 183 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:39,821 回轉身,再睇下嗰十四個人,哈,嗰班嘢只係會瞪大雙眼望實楊志,冇一個掙扎得起身。 184 00:21:40,526 --> 00:21:48,491 楊志指住佢哋鬧佢哋話:都係你哋呢班傢伙我唔聽我話,搞單噉嘢出嚟連累埋我! 185 00:21:49,716 --> 00:21:55,177 佢喺樹頭攞起把朴刀,掛返起腰刀四圍望望,冇第樣嘢嘞。 186 00:21:55,635 --> 00:21:59,175 楊志歎咗一口氣,就一直落咗山岡。 187 00:22:01,641 --> 00:22:11,092 嗰十四個人呢,哈哈,一路到夜晚二更先至得醒,一個個躝返起身,猛咁話死喇死喇死喇死喇。 188 00:22:11,886 --> 00:22:21,673 老都管話喇:你哋都唔聽楊提轄嘅說話,嘿好喇呢勻好喇,連我都斷送埋咯。 189 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:30,127 大家就話喇:老爺,今日已經撞咗大板咯,不如商量下,睇下有乜計啦。 190 00:22:31,477 --> 00:22:33,506 你哋有咩好辦法吖? 191 00:22:34,926 --> 00:22:38,586 唉,老爺,錯呢係我哋錯咯。 192 00:22:39,364 --> 00:22:42,824 如果楊提轄喺度,我哋點都講唔過佢㗎喇。 193 00:22:43,495 --> 00:22:48,803 不過噉啊,佢而家趯到不知去向噃,噉我哋就好辦喇嗱。 194 00:22:49,313 --> 00:22:55,106 我哋返去見到梁中書相公,就將乜嘢都推晒喺佢個身上。 195 00:22:55,870 --> 00:23:03,089 話佢一路都凌辱大家,又打又鬧,嗨,蝦到我哋呀連大氣都唔敢唞個。 196 00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:14,255 佢呢,就串通埋啲賊佬,用蒙汗藥麻醉咗我哋,將我哋綁實就劫晒金珠寶貝走咯,噉唔係得咯。 197 00:23:15,739 --> 00:23:20,834 老都管話:冇錯喎,一於係噉話啦。 198 00:23:21,372 --> 00:23:31,142 啊,我哋喺呢度等到天光,就去本地嘅官府報咗案先,就留低兩個虞候喺度,催促佢哋捉賊。 199 00:23:31,550 --> 00:23:44,862 我哋呢就有咁快時得咁快,趕返去北京,報告畀相公知,等佢送一封文書,講畀太師知道,就命令濟州府追捕呢班賊戶就係喇。 200 00:23:46,504 --> 00:23:53,899 等到第日天光,老都管同埋呢一班人就去到濟州府報案,呢啲呢就唔講佢住喇。 201 00:23:55,204 --> 00:24:06,704 而家講返下楊志佢揸住把朴刀,悶悶不樂就離開咗黃泥岡,向住南便行咗幾個時辰就行到半夜,就喺一座樹林裏便歇腳。 202 00:24:07,294 --> 00:24:14,601 佢諗:弊喇,冇晒錢,又舉目無親呢勻點算好呢? 203 00:24:17,305 --> 00:24:21,218 等到個天蒙蒙光,趁住涼爽佢就起行。 204 00:24:22,407 --> 00:24:26,253 又行咗二十幾里路,行得佢呀都唔知幾辛苦。 205 00:24:26,656 --> 00:24:31,538 嘿,啱喇,行過一間酒店門口,楊志諗: 206 00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:38,013 搵啖酒飲下先,如果唔係呀,神仙都頂唔住喇呢趟。 207 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:44,259 佢行入間酒店,搵張枱坐落,憑好把朴刀。 208 00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:50,410 灶頭旁邊有個女人問佢話:客官係咪要食飯啊? 209 00:24:51,092 --> 00:24:58,783 楊志話:攞兩角酒嚟飲先,借啲米嚟煮飯,有肉就切啲嚟,等陣一齊找數啦。 210 00:25:00,194 --> 00:25:03,963 嗰個女人就叫咗個後生仔,斟酒嚟畀楊志。 211 00:25:04,430 --> 00:25:08,855 佢自己就一便煮飯一便炒餸,整好就攞嚟畀楊志食。 212 00:25:10,372 --> 00:25:17,075 楊志食完飯飲完酒,攞起把朴刀一步槛出店門走咯喎。 213 00:25:17,769 --> 00:25:22,156 嗰個女人就嗌佢話喇:誒,你啲酒肉飯錢都未曾畀嘅噃。 214 00:25:22,687 --> 00:25:26,815 我返轉頭畀你,賒住先啦。楊志講完就行。 215 00:25:27,900 --> 00:25:33,509 嗰個斟酒嘅後生仔,追住出嚟拉住楊志,畀楊志一拳就打低咗佢。 216 00:25:34,239 --> 00:25:36,322 嗰個女人又大聲咁嗌啦。 217 00:25:36,857 --> 00:25:43,304 楊志啊唔理佢咁多喇,一味行,一陣間,就聽見後便有個人追住嚟喝佢話: 218 00:25:43,561 --> 00:25:46,565 喂,你個傢伙想走去邊啊? 219 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:53,930 楊志捩轉頭望下,見到嗰個人除大赤肋,揸住條棍喇喇聲追緊嚟。 220 00:25:54,518 --> 00:25:59,369 楊志話:哼!你呢個傢伙當衰,誒走嚟追我? 221 00:26:00,248 --> 00:26:02,711 佢企定腳唔行,等住佢嚟。 222 00:26:03,648 --> 00:26:12,743 再望下,只見斟酒嗰個後生仔,攞住支丫叉帶住兩三個莊客,都係攞住條棍嘅,飛快噉追嚟。 223 00:26:13,262 --> 00:26:18,299 楊志又諗喇:做低呢個嘢,嗰班傢伙就唔敢嚟追㗎喇。 224 00:26:18,922 --> 00:26:22,904 於是就舞起把朴刀,同追嚟嗰個男人打起上嚟咯喎。 225 00:26:23,879 --> 00:26:32,611 兩個鬥咗三二十個回合,嗰個人啊點打得過楊志㗎,就只能夠擋下格下就躲下閃下就係嘞。 226 00:26:33,890 --> 00:26:38,525 嗰個後生仔同幾個莊客,正話想一齊湧上去幫手打。 227 00:26:39,193 --> 00:26:42,938 只見呢個人啪聲跳出圈外話:大家都唔好逳手! 228 00:26:43,562 --> 00:26:47,512 喂,你呢個舞朴刀嘅大漢通個姓名過嚟! 229 00:26:48,726 --> 00:26:54,149 我行不更名,坐不改姓,青面獸楊志就係我! 230 00:26:54,676 --> 00:26:58,905 哦,你就係東京殿司楊制使呀? 231 00:27:00,024 --> 00:27:02,309 你點知道我係楊制使呢? 232 00:27:03,369 --> 00:27:07,841 呢個人掉低咗條棍就拜:嗨小人有眼不識泰山喇。 233 00:27:08,465 --> 00:27:11,875 楊志扶返佢起身話:足下係邊個啊? 234 00:27:12,959 --> 00:27:24,155 小人,本來係開封府人士,係八十萬禁軍都教頭林沖嘅徒弟,姓曹名正,祖先代代都係做劏豬劏牛嘅。 235 00:27:24,948 --> 00:27:33,311 小人劏牲畜啊好拿手嘅,挑筋剔骨,開肚剝皮乾淨企理,故此人人都叫我做操刀鬼。 236 00:27:34,754 --> 00:27:42,160 為因本鄉有個財主,出咗五千貫畀我做本錢,叫小人嚟山東呢度做生意。 237 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:49,016 唉點知蝕晒本,唔返得鄉,收尾就喺呢度入贅咗一家務農嘅人家。 238 00:27:49,257 --> 00:27:53,069 呢,啱先喺灶頭嗰個女人就係小人個老婆喇。 239 00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:56,443 嗱,呢個揸住丫叉嘅,係小人嘅舅仔。 240 00:27:57,633 --> 00:28:06,727 先頭,小人同制使交手見制使嘅手段高強,同小人嘅師父林教頭一樣嘅,所以,嘿嘿抵擋唔住啊。 241 00:28:07,373 --> 00:28:10,628 啊,原來你係林教師嘅徒弟啊。 242 00:28:11,276 --> 00:28:16,586 你個師父畀高太尉陷害,去咗落草咯,而家喺梁山泊嚟。 243 00:28:17,772 --> 00:28:20,962 小人亦都聽見人哋講起過,唔知真定假。 244 00:28:21,288 --> 00:28:24,351 係咯,制使,請到小人屋企唞下先呢。 245 00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:28,326 於是楊志就跟住曹正返返去酒店嘞。