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宋江辦完咗公事行出咗縣衙門，行咗三二十步，忽然間聽見有人喺後便嗌咗佢一聲話押司啊噉。

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宋江擰轉頭睇下，哦，原來嗌佢嘅係專門同人哋做媒人嘅王婆。

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佢同旁邊一位女人話：

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哎呀你真係有緣喇，呢嗱，做好事嘅押司嚟喇。

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宋江就問佢話喇：有咩事啊？

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王婆指住嗰個女人同宋江話：

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押司呀，佢叫做閻婆。

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佢哋一家三口，係喺東京搬嚟嘅，唔係本地人嚟。

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佢個夫主閻公，有個女叫做婆惜。

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嗰個閻公呀，平時好會唱嘢嘅，自細就教佢個女婆惜唱嘢，咩小曲小調啊都會唱嘅。

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今年先至十八歲，生得呀好靚下㗎。

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佢哋一家三口，因為嚟山東投靠一位官人唔成，就流落喺鄆城縣嚟。

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呢度啲人呀，押司你都知㗎啦，好死古板局嘅，唔鍾意啲風流宴樂㗎嘛，所以呢佢哋就冇咩嘢好做咯，日子好艱難。

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呢就喺縣衙門後便一條好偏僻嘅巷仔住咋嘛。

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尋日啊，佢個夫主得咗疫症死咗，佢又冇錢嚟辦後事，冇晒辦法啦，就嚟𠼮我同佢個女做媒人喎。

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我話啦：呢個時候，邊度搵到個咁啱㗎噉。

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唉又生借無門，真係呀搞到我都走投無路喇。

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不過又天無絕人之路喎嗱，押司你啱啱喺度經過，所以我就同阿閻婆追住嚟，唔該押司你可憐下佢，幫佢一埲棺材呢。

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宋江話：哦，原來係噉啊。

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好啦，你兩個跟我嚟，去巷口嗰間酒店借啲筆墨寫個字條畀你，你就搦住去東城陳三郎嗰度攞副棺材啦。

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啊係喇，你有冇錢辦後事啊？

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閻婆就話喇：唉，實不相瞞啦押司，棺材都冇咯，仲邊度有使用吖？

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噉啦，我仲畀十兩銀過你愛嚟做使用啦。

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哎呀，噉真係多得晒你咯押司。

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你真係我哋嘅重生父母，再世爹娘啊！

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我哋以後做驢做馬，都要報答，押司你嘅恩德啊。

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唔好噉講唔好噉講。

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嗱，呢度係十兩銀，你攞去啦。

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宋江寫咗字條，又畀咗十兩銀過閻婆，就返去自己住宿嘅地方。

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噉閻婆呢，拎住宋江寫嘅字條去到城東陳三郎嗰間鋪頭，攞咗一副棺材就返到屋企。

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佢辦完喪事之後，仲有剩五六兩銀，噉兩母女就愛嚟做日用啦呢啲就唔講佢。

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過後有一日，嗰個閻婆走去多謝宋江，見佢屋企冇個女人嘅，返嚟就問隔籬個王婆話：

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喂，宋押司屋企，都唔見有女人面嘅，佢有老婆未嘅啫？

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王婆就話喇：

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係呢，我誒只係聽聞話宋押司嘅屋企，係喺宋家村嚟，之冇聽講過話佢有老婆嘅噃。

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佢喺院裏頭做押司，求其租間房一個人住嘅啫。

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時時都見佢施藥施棺材，好肯周濟啲窮人嘅，怕係未有老婆嘅。

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閻婆就話：我呢個女生得咁好樣，又會唱小曲，玩乜嘢都好叻嘅。

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佢細時喺東京嗰陣呀，去親啲妓院行下咋，邊一間妓院唔鍾意佢吖？

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有幾個班頭，幾次三番，要我將個女過咗房畀佢，我唔肯咋嘛。

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梗係啦我兩公婆，得佢一粒女，噉畀咗人就冇人養老㗎啦嘛，所以就唔肯將佢過房畀人哋。

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唉點知到頭嚟，仲係苦咗佢添。

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尋日我去多謝宋押司，見佢屋企冇個女人喺度。

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噉呢，我啊想請你幫我同宋押司講，佢如果係想攞返個人咯，我誒情願畀阿婆惜過佢。

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前幾日得你幫忙，多得宋押司救濟我，我又冇咩嘢報答佢咯，不如同佢做個親戚啦。

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唔該你去講下呢。

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得得得，我去同你講啦。

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第日，王婆真係走去搵宋江，就將件事講畀佢聽咯喎。

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宋江初時係唔肯嘅，收尾終歸頂唔住王婆嗰把啷過油嘅嘴，宋江就應承咗。

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就喺城西一條巷處租咗一間屋，置咗啲傢私什物，就接咗閻婆惜兩母女喺嗰度住。

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嘿，都唔到半個月咋，就將婆惜呀打扮得滿頭珠翠遍體綾羅，靚到沈聲。

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又過咗冇耐，宋江就連嗰個閻婆亦都同佢置咗唔少好衣服，確實係養得閻婆惜呀豐衣足食嘞。

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初初嗰陣呢，宋江啊晚晚都喺度同閻婆惜一齊住嘅，到收尾，漸漸就嚟得少咗喇。

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噉又點解呢又？

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原來啊，宋江係個好漢嚟㗎嘛，佢就係鍾意學習槍棒武藝，喺女色上頭呢，就並唔係十分緊要嘅。

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而呢個閻婆惜呢，水性楊花，兼之正係十八九歲，最歡喜風流快活嘅時候，所以宋江噉嘅性格就唔鍾呢個女人意。

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有一日，宋江就好請唔請喎，請咗張文遠一齊去閻婆惜屋企飲酒。

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張文遠係宋江嘅同事，亦係喺衙門做押司嘅。

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呢個傢伙啊，花名叫做小張三，生得眉清目秀，齒白唇紅好靚仔嘅。

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平時至鍾意去嗰啲妓院歌壇遊嚟逛去，學得周身風流俊俏。

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更兼吹彈演唱冇樣唔會。

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所以閻婆惜一見到張三啫，個心就好歡喜佢。

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等宋江行開咗一陣，就講啲說話嚟挑逗佢咯喎。

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嗰個張三係乜嘢人至得㗎，酒色之徒嚟㗎嘛，呢啲事有話唔知咩。

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睇見婆惜對佢眉來眼去十分有情唄，就記住喺個心嚟。

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過後有一日，佢睺住宋江唔喺度，張三就去閻婆惜處，詐假意話去搵宋江喎噉。

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婆惜就留佢喺度飲杯茶啦，哈，噉呢兩個嘢就勾搭上嘞。

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從此之後呢，一有機會就喺埋度鬼混，打得火熱。

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閻婆惜同張三好咗啊，噉就對宋江呢連半點情分都冇咯噃。

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宋江如果嚟到，就用惡言惡語嚟傷佢，黑口黑面噉，半句好話都冇嘅。

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宋江係個好漢，一啲都不以女色為念嘅，故此呢，十天半月先至去一趟咁多。

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哦你宋江嚟得少啊，噉張三同婆惜就更得戚喎，真係如膠似漆，夜去明來就搞到街坊鄰里都知道晒。

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冇幾耐呢，亦有啲風聲吹到入去宋江隻耳仔。

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宋江啊半信半疑噃，佢諗：

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唓，又唔係我父母同我明媒正娶嘅老婆嚟，噉既然佢無心愛我咯，我又何苦攞嚟激氣吖？

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我唔上佢門唔係了咯。

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所以呢，有成幾個月都冇去閻婆惜處。

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不過嗰個閻婆成日咁使人嚟請佢喎，梗係啦衣食父母嚟㗎嘛，之宋江呢，就總係推有事，硬係唔去。

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話分兩頭，有一日，都時近黃昏嘞，宋江喺縣衙門辦完公，就行出嚟去對面茶坊飲茶。

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只見街上有一個大漢，頭戴白色范陽氈笠，身穿一件墨綠羅襖，打起腳繃，着住對八搭麻鞋；

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腰間掛住一把腰刀，孭住個大包袱，行到佢呀，白豆咁大粒汗，氣㗾㗾噉隔夜風爐都吹得着。

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一便行一便就捩住條頸，盯實縣衙門就猛咁望喎。

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宋江見呢個大漢，嚟得咁蹺蹊，即刻就起身行出去，跟住嗰個大漢行。

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約莫行咗三二十步，嗰個大漢擰轉頭嚟，望咗宋江一眼。

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咦？又唔識宋江嘅。

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之宋江見呢個人啊，係有啲面熟熟噉，吖喺邊處見過佢呢吓？

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個心一時諗唔起。

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嗰個大漢同宋江望咗一陣，又好似有啲認得噉樣咯喎，就企定喺度，定眼噉睇實宋江，但係呢又唔敢問噃。

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宋江就諗：哈，呢個人夠古怪嘞，點解一味睇實我呢？

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嚱嚱，宋江亦唔敢問佢喎。

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終歸仲係嗰個大漢忍唔住，佢走去路邊一間賣梳篦嘅鋪頭問個夥記話：

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誒大哥，請問前便嗰個押司係邊位啊？

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哦，嗰位呀，係宋押司吖嘛。

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嗰個大漢提住把朴刀，即刻行到宋江面前行咗個禮話：

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押司，仲唔認得小弟嘛？

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足下係有啲面善喎。

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押司，請行過啲講句說話呢。

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於是宋江就同嗰個大漢行咗入一條僻靜嘅巷仔。

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嗰度有間酒店，個大漢就話喇：

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啱喇，喺呢間酒店傾偈最啱。

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兩個人上到間酒樓，搵咗間僻靜嘅廂房坐落。

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嗰個大漢憑好把朴刀，除低個包袱放咗喺枱底，然後對住宋江就拜。

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宋江連忙答禮話：請問足下貴姓啊？

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大恩人，乜你唔記得小弟嘞咩？

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兄長係邊位啊？確係有啲面熟，不過小人唔記得喇。

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小弟，就係喺晁保正屋企拜識尊顏，多得你嘅大恩救返條命嘅赤髮鬼劉唐啊！

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哎呀，賢弟，你咁大膽啊！

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哎好彩冇畀啲官差睇到，如果唔係呀，就會惹出事嚟喇。

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因為感激你嘅大恩大德，就算係死都唔怕，專誠嚟答謝大恩人啊。

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晁保正同埋各位弟兄近來點啊？

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係喇，兄弟，邊個叫你嚟㗎？

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晁頭領大哥再三問候大恩人啊。

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佢多蒙你救返條命，而家，做咗梁山泊主都頭領。

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吳學究做咗軍師，公孫勝同掌兵權。

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呢啲都係林沖一力擔承，火併咗王倫啊。

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計埋山寨裏便原來嘅杜遷、宋萬、朱貴，同埋我哋弟兄七個，總共有十一個頭領。

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而家我哋山寨，聚集咗七八百人，糧食就不計其數咁多。

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皆因想起兄長嘅大恩，冇乜嘢好報答咯，所以特登叫小弟帶咗一封信，仲有一百兩黃金送畀押司同朱都頭、雷都頭啊。

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講完，劉唐就打開個包袱，攞咗封信出嚟交畀宋江。

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宋江睇完信就揦起衫襟，攞出個招文袋。

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劉唐就將啲黃金擺晒喺枱面嚟。

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宋江呢，只係攞咗一條咁多黃金唧，就連埋嗰封信一齊包好，放咗喺招文袋裏便，就放返低衫襟，佢話：

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賢弟，你將啲金包返好佢。

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跟住，宋江就叫夥記打酒嚟，同埋切咗一大碟肉，仲有幾味菜添，請劉唐食嘞。

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眼睇住個天就黑，劉唐飲完酒，又想打開嗰個包袱攞啲金出嚟送畀宋江。

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宋江攔住佢話：賢弟，你聽我講。

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你哋七個弟兄初初上到山寨，正係聽錢使嘅。

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我屋企仲過得去，呢啲金就放喺你哋山寨處先，等到幾時我唔夠使用咯，再叫我個細佬宋清去攞啦。

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朱仝呢個人呢，亦係有啲家底嘅，唔使送錢畀佢㗎喇，我同佢講聲等佢知道呢份心事就得喇。

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至於雷橫，佢又唔知道係我通知保正嘅，何況呢個人又好好賭錢。

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如果佢搦啲金出去賭啊，就好容易會惹出是非噉就唔妥咯，所以千祈唔好畀啲金佢。

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賢弟啊，我亦唔敢留你喺屋企過夜，事關畀人認出你，就唔係講玩㗎喇。

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今晚會係好月色嘅，你漏夜趕返去山寨啦，唔好喺呢處逗留喇。

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誒勞煩你代我向各位頭領致意，我唔能夠去慶賀請大家恕罪。

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阿哥你嘅大恩我哋都唔知點樣報答至好，所以叫小弟送啲薄禮畀押司，聊表孝敬之心嘅啫。

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而家保正大哥做咗頭領，學究軍師嘅號令唔聽唔得，唔同往日啊。

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阿哥你唔肯受落啲黃金，噉小弟點敢返去呢？

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返到去山寨呀，一定受到責罰㗎。

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既然係號令嚴明，噉我寫一封回信畀你帶返去就係啦。

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劉唐苦苦噉𠼮求宋江收落啲黃金，宋江啊一於唔收。

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佢攞一張紙，又叫個夥記攞筆墨嚟，詳詳細細噉寫咗封回信交畀劉唐。

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劉唐係個爽直嘅人，見宋江噉樣推辭，知道佢係唔肯受落㗎喇，就將啲黃金包返好佢。

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睇下個天都好晏喇，劉唐就話：

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既然兄長寫咗回信咯，小弟就漏夜趕返去咯。

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賢弟，我唔留你喇，我哋以心相照，代我問候各位。

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劉唐對住宋江又拜咗四拜，嘿真係好禮㗎喇。

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宋江叫個夥記嚟話：呢位官人擠低一兩銀喺處，我聽日先至嚟結數啦。

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劉唐孭返起個包袱，攞咗朴刀，跟住宋江落咗樓。

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行出咗酒樓去到巷口。

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呢個時候，係八月中旬，一輪明月啱啱升起。

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宋江拖住劉唐隻手囑咐佢話：

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賢弟保重啊，以後唔好再嚟喇。

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呢度好多差人，唔係講玩㗎。

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我唔送你喇，就喺呢處告別啦。

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劉唐見到月色明朗，就放開腳步，向住西便條路就行，漏夜趕返去梁山泊咯。

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宋江同劉唐分別之後，自己就慢慢噉行返去住宿嘅地方，一便行個心一便諗：

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哎好彩冇畀啲差人睇見，爭啲撞咗大板啊！

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哈，嗰個晁蓋趯咗去落草，乜真係搞得咁巴閉啊吓。

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宋江行咗冇幾遠，忽然聽見後便有人嗌佢話：

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押司呀，去邊度嚟啊？乜咁耐冇見你啊。

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宋江擰轉頭睇下，哦，原來係閻婆。

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閻婆行前嚟對宋江話：

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押司呀，咁多次叫人去請你，你真係大貴人啊，請極都請唔到。

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就算係個小賤人，講說話唔知高低，得罪咗押司咯。

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噉押司你就睇在我呢個伯爺婆嘅薄面唔好怪佢，等我教訓下佢，叫佢同押司賠禮吓。

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今晚我真係有緣分咯撞見押司，嗱，你同我一齊返屋企啦。

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宋江話：今日我衙門啲事務好忙，做唔掂咁多，第日先至去啦。

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噉點得㗎，我個女喺屋企呀等緊你啊。

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押司你求其將就下佢啦，有咩嘢事咁緊要唧，去啦去啦。

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確實係唔得閒呢，聽日啦，我聽日一定去。

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我今晚就要你去。

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閻婆一手揦實宋江隻衫袖，佢又話：

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啊係邊個挑撥你咁衰啊吓，我兩母女呢下半世人，都係全靠押司你過日子㗎喇。

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啲外人呀，講埋嗰啲閒事閒非，你千祈咪聽佢哋發牙痕啊。

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嗰啲嘢呀正衰人嚟嘅！

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我個女呢但凡有啲乜嘢差錯，都係我呢個伯爺婆唔好係啦。

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押司，嚟啦，去一趟啦吓。

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你唔使纏住我咯，啲公事多，我真係做唔切啊。

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押司，你就算真係誤咗啲多公事，噉唔通知縣相公，就會責罰你嘞咩？唔會嘅。

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呢一回錯過咗呀，下次就冇咁啱撞到你喇。

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嚟啦押司，你同我去一趟啦。

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返到去屋企我有說話跟你講啊。

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宋江本來係個爽快嘅人，畀嗰個閻婆纏得兩纏，頂佢唔住喇就只好話：

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好喇好喇，你放開手啦我去就係喇。

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嗱，押司你唔好趯咗去噃，我老人家追你唔到㗎。

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唉我邊度會噉㗎！

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於是兩個人就一齊返到閻婆屋企門口。

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一去到，宋江就企定腳。

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閻婆即刻將隻手一攔，佢話：哎呀押司，都嚟到屋門口喇，唔通唔入去咩！

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冇法子啦，宋江就跟佢入咗屋，坐喺張椅處。

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哈，嗰個閻婆鬼都冇佢咁精，佢一步都唔行開就怕宋江走人吖嘛。

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佢挨住宋江坐喺處，就大聲噉嗌上去話：

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阿女啊，你心愛嘅三郎嚟咗喇！

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嗰個閻婆惜啊正係瞓喺鋪床處，對住眼孤燈，正一係影隻形單都唔知幾咁冇思候，一味喺度等住佢嗰個小張三嚟。

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一聽到佢老母嗌佢話你心愛嘅三郎嚟咗喇噉，佢又估話係張三郎喎。

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即刻趷起身，用隻手擸擸隻髻，個口就吟吟沉沉噉鬧話：

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你個短命鬼吖，等得我真係辛苦咯！

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等老娘打你兩巴先至得！

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個口一便噏，一便就飛噉趯落樓。

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喺啲疏嚹窗門望出去，哈，只見前廳眼琉璃燈光光猛猛照住嗰個人原來係宋江。

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嗰個閻婆惜呀心都淡晒，一掉頭噔噔噔即刻返上樓，又碌返落鋪床處。

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閻婆聽到佢個女嘅腳步聲落咗樓㗎喇，誒？乜又聽見再返上樓呢？

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00:21:16,354 --> 00:21:22,673
閻婆又嗌佢話：阿女啊，你個三郎喺呢度嚟啊乜你又返上樓呢？

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閻婆惜瞓喺鋪床處應佢話：

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間屋裏頭有幾遠呢，佢唔會嚟咩？

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佢雙眼又冇盲，點解自己唔上樓啊，一定要我落樓嚟接佢咯噃！

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都冇解嘅，一味噉吟沉，長氣到死！

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嗨呀嗰個賤人吖，咁耐都望唔到押司嚟激氣啊佢。

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你聽下佢講埋啲乜嘢，翳返押司你幾句添啊。

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押司啊，我同你上樓啦。

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宋江聽咗閻婆惜噏咗嗰幾句嘢，個心已經有五成冇癮㗎喇；

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不過畀閻婆掹住亦只有勉強上樓啦。

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樓上呢，係間開做兩半嘅。

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前半間，當做個廳仔，有枱有凳；

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後半間就愛嚟做臥室，靠裏便，鎮咗一鋪床；

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床頭床尾都有欄杆嘅，掛住一堂紅羅蚊杖；

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側跟就放住個衣架搭住啲手巾；

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呢便呢，放住個洗手盆；

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有一張金漆枱，上面放住一個錫燈台；

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旁邊就放住兩張馬杌；

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正面嘅牆壁，掛住一張侍女畫；

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床對面呢，一迾噉擺住四張挨漰椅。

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宋江上到樓，閻婆就拖咗佢入房。

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宋江喺床邊張馬杌處坐落。

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閻婆就行埋張床處拉個女起身話：

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押司而家嚟咗喇，女呀，你又一味脾氣唔好，講埋啲唔好聽嘅說話嚟衝撞佢，激到押司呀都唔願上門。

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00:23:11,528 --> 00:23:23,733
平時你喺屋企成日咁想住押司，呢而家我唔知幾辛苦先至請到佢返嚟咯，吖你又唔起身嚟講返句好話同佢賠個禮喎，真係唔生性㗎喇你。

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00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:30,020
婆惜用隻手㧬開個老母話：唓，你發咩嘢噏風唧！

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我又冇做過啲咩嘢壞事，佢自己唔上門咋嘛，叫我同佢講咩嘢好話，賠咩嘢禮啊！

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宋江聽咗亦唔出聲。

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閻婆就擔咗張挨漰椅過嚟，擠喺宋江旁邊。

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然後就去推個女過嚟嘞喎，佢話：

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你同三郎坐下啦，唔賠禮就罷喇，之唔准發𤷪𤺧㗎。

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你兩個咁耐冇見咯，都要講返句有情有義嘅說話至係㗎嘛。

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閻婆惜點都唔肯過嚟同宋江一拍坐，只係坐喺宋江對面嚟。

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宋江就耷低頭唔出聲。

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00:24:12,569 --> 00:24:16,133
閻婆望下個女，哈哈又係擰歪塊面。

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00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:22,700
閻婆就話喇：哎呀真係吖，冇酒冇菜點得熱鬧㗎？

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我有一樽好酒喺度，嗱，我去買啲果品返嚟，同押司賠禮吓。

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00:24:29,746 --> 00:24:34,801
阿女啊，你喺度陪押司坐下，唔好怕醜啊，我就返嚟㗎喇。

241
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:40,947
宋江個心諗：我畀呢個伯爺婆盯到實，唔甩得身。

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啱喇，等佢落咗樓我跟手就扯人。

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00:24:46,098 --> 00:24:55,939
閻婆呢單嘢呀雙眼真係利嘅，佢睇出宋江想走嘞，所以佢一出房門，就捩手將道門閂好。

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00:24:56,786 --> 00:25:00,844
門外便係有搭鉤嘅，佢順手將個搭鉤勾實。

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宋江聽見外便啪聲下噉戌住道門佢就諗：唉，嗰個老虔婆吖呢回畀佢裝到應晒添。

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00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:14,209
閻婆落咗樓，先去灶頭點着眼燈。

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00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:20,257
隻鑊裏便本來煲咗一鑊熱水嘅，噉佢又喺灶窟加咗啲柴頭。

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然後攞啲碎銀出去巷口買咗啲應時果品，同埋鮮丸嫩雞之類嘅餸菜就返到屋企，三兩下手勢就整好晒；

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坐熱咗一壺酒，就連酒帶菜，用個托盤裝好就搦咗上樓；

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開返道房門，將啲酒菜啊放喺張枱處，又擺咗三隻酒杯三雙筷子。

251
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:51,440
之睇下宋江呢，哈，仲係耷低個頭，個女亦係擰歪塊面。

252
00:25:52,104 --> 00:25:56,392
閻婆就話喇：阿女，過嚟敬杯酒啦。

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婆惜就話喇：你有你哋自己食啦，我冇心機啊。

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阿女啊，爹娘自細縱成你噉嘅樣，喺人哋面前就唔好睇㗎喇。

255
00:26:11,447 --> 00:26:17,360
哼！唔敬酒又點啊，都唔使放把飛劍嚟取我個人頭啩？

256
00:26:18,478 --> 00:26:23,596
閻婆畀佢講到笑起上嚟，佢話：好好好，又係我唔啱。

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真係吖，押司係個風流人物，大人大量，唔同你計較咁多。

258
00:26:29,926 --> 00:26:34,383
嗱，唔敬酒就罷喇，擰返個面過嚟，飲杯酒啦。

259
00:26:35,858 --> 00:26:38,376
閻婆惜硬係唔肯定擰個頭過嚟噃。

260
00:26:39,221 --> 00:26:42,922
噉嗰個伯爺婆就只有自己斟杯酒嚟敬宋江啦。

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宋江勉勉強強飲咗佢一杯。

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閻婆就笑住話：押司唔好見怪啊吓，有咩說話都收埋先，聽日先至慢慢講。

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啲外人呀見到押司嚟咗呢度，又眼紅又唔服氣，喺度胡言亂語，亂噏廿四。

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你就當佢哋放屁就係喇，乜都唔好聽佢哋嘅。

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押司，我有我哋飲酒。

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閻婆斟滿三杯酒，佢又話：阿女，咪喺度發細佬哥脾氣喇，快啲嚟飲返杯酒啦。

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閻婆惜話：你一味纏住我做乜鬼唧！我好飽啊，唔想食啊！

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哎呀乖女噉你陪下你個三郎飲杯酒都怕得啩？

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婆惜聽佢阿媽噉樣講，佢就諗咯喎：

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我啊一心鍾意張三嘅啫，邊度咁得閒陪呢個嘢吖？

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之如果唔灌醉佢呢，佢就梗係纏實我㗎噃。

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好啦。婆惜噉樣一諗就勉強攞起杯酒嚟飲咗半杯。

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閻婆就笑喇，佢話：

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阿女啊，你係一味唔好脾氣，開開心心飲返兩杯瞓覺啦。

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押司啊，你都飲勝佢幾杯呢。

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宋江畀佢勸得多，就連氣飲咗四五杯。

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閻婆自己呢亦飲勝咗好幾杯，又落樓去坐熱啲酒咯喎。

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閻婆初初見個女唔肯飲酒，個心就唔高興啦。

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啱先見個女回心轉意飲酒嘞，佢又歡喜返咯喎，佢諗：

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如果今晚兜得住宋江呢，噉佢就乜嘢嬲怒都會唔記得㗎喇。

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好，傍返實佢先，以後再慢慢嚟諗掂佢。

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閻婆一便諗，一便就喺灶頭飲咗三大杯酒飲到佢呀㷫晒，又飲咗一碗添。

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然後裝咗大半壺酒，又返返上樓。

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哦？吖見到宋江耷低頭唔出聲。

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個女又係擰轉塊面喺度搞下搞下條裙喎。

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閻婆騎騎聲笑住話：睇下你哋兩個吖，又唔係畀泥做嘅，點解冚都好似啞咗噉唔出聲嘅啫？

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押司，邊個叫你係個男子漢啦，噉係要你溫溫柔柔講啲好玩嘅說話畀人聽下㗎喇。

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宋江真係冇晒修嘞，一味合埋把嘴唔出聲，呢趟真係進退兩難喇。

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閻婆惜係點諗嘅呢？

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佢個心話：哼！你唔嚟睬我，仲指意老娘好似平常噉，嚟同你講好話，陪你玩陪你笑啊？開胃喇你！

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我而家，唔鍾意玩喇。

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之嗰個伯爺婆呢，飲飽咗黃湯一味口花花係又講唔係又講，一個人就喺度張家長李家短亂噏一通咯喎。