srt/seoiwuzyun/009.srt

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上次講到李忠帶魯智深佢哋上桃花山啦。

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噉上到山嘞，嚟到山寨前便，魯智深、劉太公就落咗轎。

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李忠亦落咗馬嘞，佢請魯智深佢哋入去山寨，嚟到聚義廳三個人就坐落。

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李忠就叫人請周通出嚟嘞。

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周通一出到嚟，一眼就見到個和尚坐喺處就嬲嘞。

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阿哥，你唔同我報仇不特止，反而仲請佢嚟山寨坐喺個上位嚟？

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兄弟，你識唔識得呢個和尚係邊個啊？

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我如果認得佢，就唔使畀佢打一身喇。

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哈哈哈哈，呢個和尚，就係我平時同你講嘅，三拳打死鎮關西嘅就係佢喇！

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哎呀！周通嗌咗一聲，摸摸個頭殼，跪低就拜。

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魯智深答禮話：唔好怪我衝撞啊唔好怪我衝撞啊！

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三個人坐返落，劉太公就企喺佢哋面前。

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魯智深話：周家兄弟，你聽我幾句說話。

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劉太公佢係只有得呢一粒女，養老送終，承祀香火，都係靠佢嘅。

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你如果娶咗佢，就會使到老人家無依無靠，佢個心，係唔情願嘅。

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你聽我嘅說話，劉太公呢頭親事就退咗佢，另外再選個好嘅。

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原來落訂嗰啲黃金同紅錦就帶咗返嚟呢度㗎喇，你意下如何吖？

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我聽大哥個說話，兄弟以後再唔敢上劉家莊嘅大門嘞。

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大丈夫做事，一就一，二就二，唔好反悔喎。

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周通攞住支箭，啪聲拗斷咗，當天發誓就永不反悔。

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劉太公就多謝咗大家，送還嗰啲黃金、紅錦，就歡歡喜喜落山返屋企嘞。

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李忠同周通，就叫人劏牛殺馬，大排筵席，款待咗魯智深幾日。

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又帶魯智深去山前山後睇下景致。

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呢座桃花山，確係險惡，到處都係懸崖峭壁，只係得一條路上山嘅啫，四周圍都係長滿晒亂草嘅。

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魯智深見到都話，哎呀，呢個地方真係險要啊！

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住咗幾日，魯智深睇見李忠、周通呢兩個人都唔係個慷慨嘅人物，孤孤寒寒噉，就一味話要落山要扯。

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李忠、周通就苦苦噉留佢，佢就硬係唔肯。

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佢推託話：我而家既然出咗家，我就點都唔落草啦。

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噉啊，阿哥既然唔肯落草，一定要走咯，噉就等我哋聽日落山，無論撈到多少，全部送畀阿哥你做路費係啦。

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第二日，喺山寨裏便就殺羊劏豬，安排送行酒席咯喎。

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酒席上面，擺滿晒啲金同銀做嘅杯盤碗碟，好架勢。

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佢哋正話要入席唧，小嘍啰走嚟報告話：

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山下便有兩架車，有十幾個人嚟緊喇。

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李忠、周通得到報告，即刻就點起全部嘍啰，只係留返兩個喺度服侍魯智深飲酒。

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佢兩個話：嗱阿哥，你自便喇，一個人喺度飲住幾杯先吓。

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我哋兩個落山，一攞到財寶返嚟就同阿哥你送行！

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講完，就帶住啲嘍啰落山。

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佢哋兩個走咗魯智深就諗嘞：

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哼，呢兩個人咁孤寒，現成擺住咁多金器銀器又唔搦嚟送畀我，要等到打劫到人哋嘅先至送畀我喎。

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噉唔係將條官路做人情，苦咗人哋嘅啫。

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好，等我嚇下呢兩個嘢一驚至得。

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嚟，你哋兩個過嚟同我斟酒！

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嗰兩個小嘍啰就過嚟同佢斟酒。

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飲咗兩杯，佢一下跳起身，噼啪噉兩拳，就打低咗嗰兩個小嘍啰。

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解開條腰帶，將佢哋綁埋一堆，又用啲爛布枳實佢兩個把嘴。

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好喇，走去攞返自己嘅包袱出嚟，打開佢，將唔緊要啲嘢呢冚𠾴唥掉低唔要，就將酒席上嗰啲金器銀器都攞嚟揼扁佢，打埋落個包裹處。

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智真長老嗰封信呢，就袋埋喺胸前嘅度牒袋裏便。

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執拾好喇，掛起把戒刀，攞住支禪杖，孭起個包裹就離開山寨咯喎。

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行到去後山一睇，啲地形呀都係好險峻嘅。

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點呢？佢諗嘞：我如果混前山出去，梗畀嗰班傢伙撞見嘅。

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嗯，不如就喺呢處啲亂草度碌落去罷喇。

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於是佢就將把戒刀同個包裹綁埋一齊，掉咗落去先，將支禪杖呢亦都飆埋落去。

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縮起個身，向下便一碌，林林林林林噉一直碌到山腳底，咦，一啲事都冇喎，誒。

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佢起返身，搵返到個包裹，掛起把戒刀，揸住支禪杖，放開腳步，搵路走人喇佢。

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而家返轉頭就講下李忠同周通，佢哋落到嚟山邊正好撞見嗰班人。

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呢班人亦都係帶住兵器嘅。

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李忠、周通就挺住槍，啲小嘍囉就喎嗬噉大聲吶喊，向住嗰班人大喝一聲話：

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喂！你哋班人，懂事嘅就留下買路錢嚟！

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嗰班人裏頭，哈有個人就唔信邪喎，佢攞住把朴刀嚟鬥李忠。

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一來一往啊一去一回，鬥咗十幾個回合不分勝負。

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周通火起嘞，行前嚟喝一聲，所有嘅小嘍啰一齊衝上去。

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嗰班過路客人就頂唔住啦，轉身就走。

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有啲走得摩嘅就畀李忠佢哋殺死咗七八個。

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打贏咗喇，劫咗兩車財物，就唱住凱歌滋滋悠悠返上山咯喎。

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一返到山寨，打開對寨門一睇，咦？

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見到兩個小嘍啰喺條柱邊綁埋一堆，酒席上嗰啲金器銀器又冚𠾴唥唔見晒。

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古怪喇，周通就即刻解開兩個小嘍啰，問佢哋究竟係一回咩嘢事啊魯智深又去咗邊處啊噉。

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小嘍啰話畀佢哋聽，魯智深打低咗佢哋兩個，包走咗啲金器銀器，就扯咗喇。

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周通話：哼，嗰個賊禿唔係個好人，呢勻領咗佢嘢添，唔知佢混邊度走嘅呢吓？

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於是就四周圍噉去搵，睇下有咩嘢蹤跡留低啦。

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去到後山，睇見有一笪地方呀，啲亂草碌到平晒碌出一條路嚟。

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周通睇咗一下就話喇：嗰個禿驢係個老賊嚟㗎，咁險嘅山，哈，居然就喺呢處碌落去喎。

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李忠話喇：我哋追上去問佢攞返啲嘢，醜下佢至得。

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算喇算喇，賊去閂門，去邊度追佢至得㗎。

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就算追到佢，唔通真係問佢要返啲嘢咩？

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如果一下反起面上嚟，我同阿哥你都打佢唔過嘅，而且日後見面又唔好啦。

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都不如罷手算喇日後又好相見，你話係唔係吖嗱？

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好啦，我哋而家將車上面嘅包裹打開佢，將啲金銀綢緞分為三份，我同你各佔一份，其餘嗰份就賞畀啲小嘍啰啦。

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賢弟，係我唔啱，帶咗佢上山，累你失咗咁多嘢，今日我呢一份都畀埋你喇。

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哎阿哥睇你吖，我同你係同生共死嘅，千祈唔好噉樣計較啊，啊。

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自此之後呢，李忠同周通兩個啊，就一直仲係佔住喺桃花山做大王，打家劫舍。

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呢啲呢，就暫時唔去講佢喇。

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而家就講返魯智深，佢離開咗桃花山，放開腳步，從朝頭早啊一直行到下午。

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約莫行咗五六十里路喇，個肚呢就餓到咕咕聲，一路上又冇埞打尖食飯個喎。

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哼，今朝早，一味顧住走人，啲多嘢都未食過，嘿而家都唔知去邊度好。

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佢正話東觀西望嘅時候，忽然間，聽到遠遠傳嚟有啲叮叮聲。

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佢諗嘞：好喇呢趟，呢處附近，唔係有寺院就係有宮觀喇。

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聽下，啲風吹起簷前嗰啲鈴鈴呢。

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好，等我去嗰度搵啲嘢食下先。

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噉魯智深跟住啲叮叮聲就行過咗幾個山坡。

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見到有座大叢林有條山路嘅，佢順住條山路行過去。

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行咗唔夠半里路唧，就見到前面有座破爛嘅寺院嘞。

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啲叮叮聲呢，就係啲風吹到簷口嗰啲銅鈴響。

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山門上便，有一塊好殘舊嘅朱紅牌額，有四個金字都朦晒㗎喇，寫住瓦罐之寺噉。

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又行咗幾十步，過咗一道石橋，就嚟到呢間古寺。

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睇個樣，呢間古寺都有好多好多年㗎喇。

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入到去望下，哎呀真係破敗不堪啊。

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呢處又崩嗰處又塌，連如來佛祖觀音菩薩呢啲神像都生滿晒野草畀啲簕纏住。

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魯智深啊到底做過一輪和尚喎，佢知道下路數嘞。

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佢入到間寺呢，先不先就去知客寮。

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點知去到一睇，嘿，知客寮呀連大門都冇咗牆亦冧埋。

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佢個心諗：咁大一間寺，乜點解破落成噉嘅？

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佢一直行去方丈望下，只見滿地都係雀屎，道門處有一把鎖鎖到實一實，把鎖上便呀都結晒蜘蛛網㗎喇。

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魯智深見冇人，就用支禪杖喺地下猛咁戙大聲嗌話：過往僧人嚟投齋啊噉。

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嗌咗半日，應都冇人應。

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佢又走去廚房嗰度睇下，哦，鑊頭又冇咗，灶頭又冧晒。

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魯智深啊索性解低個包裹，擠喺監齋使者個神像面前就攞住支禪杖到處咁搵嘞，搵到去廚房後便一間屋仔。

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呢趟搵到喇，見到幾個老和尚坐響處，一個個面黃骨瘦。

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喂，你哋幾個和尚吖真係冇道理，由得我喺度大聲咁嗌都冇個人應一聲。

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有個老和尚，猛咁耍手：哎，你唔好咁大聲啊，唔好咁大聲啊。

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我係個，我係個過路和尚，搵餐飯食咋嘛，有咩嘢緊要啊？

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唉，我哋三日喇，都未曾有飯落肚啊，邊度搵飯嚟畀你食吖？

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我係喺五台山嚟嘅和尚，有粥都求其畀半碗我食下吖。

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唉你係喺五台山活佛嗰度嚟嘅，我哋又好應該請你食。

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之無奈我哋寺裏便啲和尚都走散晒，一粒齋糧都冇。

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我哋幾個，確實係餓咗三日㗎喇。

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亂講廿四，呢度咁大一間寺院唔信就冇齋糧。

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我哋呢度確實係唔細，只因為，我哋呢間寺，四面八方，都有人嚟朝拜嘅。

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點知就畀一個雲遊和尚就帶埋一個道士，嚟到呢度住持，將寺院裏頭呀乜嘢都毀壞晒。

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佢兩個又無所不為，將呢處啲和尚趕走晒。

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我哋幾個，皆因老咯，行唔逳，只有留喺呢度啦，所以就冇得食啦嘛。

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唓！誒諒佢一個和尚一個道士，有咩咁大本事啊？

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點解唔去官府告佢呢？

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師父，你唔知咩，呢度離衙門咁遠，唉，唉，就算係官軍嚟嘞，都治佢唔住嘅。

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呢個和尚同道士呀，好使得㗎，都係殺人放火嘅人嚟㗎。

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而家佢哋喺邊度嚟啊？

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呢，就喺方丈後便嗰處住咋嘛。

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佢哋叫做咩嘢名啊？

129
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嗰個和尚姓崔，叫做道成，綽號生鐵佛。

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個道人呢姓丘嘅，排行小乙，綽號就叫飛天夜叉。

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呢兩個人呀，邊度似個出家人㗎，直情呀係綠林裏便啲大賊一樣，不過係，不過係借住出家個樣嚟呃人啫嘛。

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魯智深正喺度問緊，忽然間就聞到一浸香滁喎。

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魯智深攞起支禪杖，轉過後便睇下。

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見到有個泥灶，上面有一鑊嘢，冚住個草蓋嘅熱氣騰騰。

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魯智深掀起個蓋一睇，哦，原來煮咗一鑊粟米粥。

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魯智深就鬧喇：

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你哋幾個老和尚真係冇道理，一味話三日冇食飯三日冇食飯啊噉嗱，而家煮咗一鑊粥喺處，出家人點解要講大話呃我啊！

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嗰幾個老和尚，見到魯智深搵到嗰鑊粥咯，猛咁叫苦，將啲碗啊碟啊缽頭啊飯殼啊水桶啊都搶晒喺手嚟。

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魯智深就肚餓喇，誒想食粥又冇嘢𢳂喎，冇晒符添。

140
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誒？喺灶頭旁邊有張爛枱仔，枱面只係有多少灰塵唧。

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魯智深見到張枱仔人急智生，就憑起支禪杖噃喺灶頭旁邊揦起一紮草，抹一抹枱面啲灰塵，雙手扚起隻鑊，將啲粥啊倒落張枱面上面喎。

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嗰幾個老和尚喇喇聲趯過嚟搶粥食，畀魯智深一掌一個一掌一個推開晒佢哋。

143
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噉魯智深自己呢，就用雙手去捧啲粥嚟食嘞。

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食咗幾啖，嗰個老和尚就話喇：哎，哎呀，哎呀我哋真係三日冇食過飯㗎喇。

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啱啱去化緣先至化到呢啲粟米返嚟，求其熬啖粥食下，你又嚟食晒我哋嘅。

146
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魯智深食咗六七啖，聽見老和尚噉樣講法就食唔落口。

147
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就喺呢個時候，聽見外便有人唱歌仔喎。

148
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魯智深就洗咗手，攞起支禪杖出嚟睇下啦，喺啲爛牆窿望出去。

149
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見到有個道人，頭戴黑巾，身穿布衫就束住條雜色腰帶，着住一對麻鞋就擔住一擔嘢。

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一頭呢係個竹籃仔，露出一啲魚尾，仲有一塊蓮葉放住一啲肉。

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另一頭呢，擔住一罂酒，亦都係畀蓮葉冚住嘅。

152
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佢一路行就一便唱住支歌仔喎。

153
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嚱，你估支歌仔唱啲乜嘢嘅嗱？你聽住吓。

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你在東時就我在西，你無男子就我無妻。我無妻時猶閒可，你無夫時就好孤悽。

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嚱你話，做個道士唱埋啲噉樣個歌仔喲好人都有限啦。

156
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嗰幾個老和尚，趕住行出嚟，猛咁耍手，靜雞雞噉啊指畀魯智深睇：

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呢個道人呢就係飛天夜叉丘小乙喇。

158
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哦，乜就係佢係嘛？

159
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魯智深攞住支禪杖，就跟實嗰個道人嘞。

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嗰個道人就唔知道畀人跟住佢㗎，就一路行入去方丈後便。

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魯智深跟實佢，轉過一埲牆就入到裏便。

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只見喺一樖槐樹下便啊擺開一張枱，上面放住一啲餸菜，三隻酒杯啊三對筷子。

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當中坐住一個肥大和尚，嗰個樣呀，眼眉似漆刷，面口烏卒卒，手瓜起展周身橫肉，打出個黑𠵼𠵼嘅大肚腩。

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喺佢嘅旁邊呢，有個後生女人坐喺處。

165
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嗰個道人入到嚟放低擔嘢就行埋去坐咯喎。

166
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魯智深行到佢哋面前一企。

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嗰個和尚吃咗一驚，即刻跳起身話：師兄請坐，吖一齊嚟飲杯呢！

168
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魯智深揸住支禪杖，質問佢話：

169
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你兩個點解搞到間寺廢晒啊？吓！

170
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師兄你請坐，等小僧講你聽。

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你講啦，你講啦。

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係噉嘅，起先呢，敝寺係非常之好嘅，田莊又廣，和尚啊極多。

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呢，皆因出便啊，嗰幾個老和尚啊，又飲酒又無賴，攞啲錢嚟搞女人，長老都管佢哋唔掂。

174
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收尾佢哋仲將長老啊排擠咗出去添。

175
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故此啊搞到間寺都廢咗，啲和尚又散晒，田地都賣清光。

176
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呢，小僧同埋呢個道人啊，係新近嚟住持呢度嘅，正話要整理山門重修殿宇呢。

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哦，噉，呢個女人係邊個？佢點解喺度飲酒啊？

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師兄你聽我講，呢個娘子呢吓，係前面條村王有金個女嚟。

179
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當初呢，佢個父親係本寺嘅施主檀越嚟嘅，而家家產就冇晒喇。

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近來日子啊好狼狽，屋企啲親人都死清光，丈夫又得咗病，所以就嚟呢處借米啫。

181
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小僧睇在施主檀越嘅份上，請佢飲返杯酒，誒其實冇乜嘢意思㗎吖冇冇冇咩嘢其他意思嘅，誒師兄你千祈唔好聽嗰幾個老畜生亂咁噏啊。

182
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魯智深聽咗佢呢一番說話，又見佢咁好禮就話喇：

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豈有此理嗰幾個老和尚喺度撚化我？攞起支禪杖就走返去廚房嘞喎。

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嗰幾個老和尚正話喺度食緊粥，魯智深嬲爆爆噉嚟到指住佢哋話：

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原來係你哋呢幾個嘢搞壞咗間寺院，仲喺我面前講大話添，吓！

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嗰幾個老和尚一齊話：師兄，你唔好聽佢噏啊，佢哋而家正係收埋個女人喺度呢。

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佢哋啱先見到你，帶住戒刀又有禪杖，佢哋手頭冇傢伙唔敢同你鬥咋嘛。

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嗯你如果唔信啊，你再行入去一次睇下，睇下佢哋同你點吖嗱，唉師兄你諗下。

189
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佢哋飲酒食肉，我哋就連粥水都冇得食，唉先頭，仲怕師兄你，你嚟食晒我哋啲粥添呢。

190
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啊，噉又係噃。

191
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魯智深就揸住支禪杖，噔噔聲又返去方丈喇。

192
00:22:07,255 --> 00:22:10,518
哈，嗰道門閂埋咗喇呢趟。

193
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魯智深火滾喇，一腳嘭聲踢開道門，衝入去裏便一睇。

194
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嗰個生鐵佛崔道成，攞住一把刀，喺裏便趕到嚟槐樹腳，要同魯智深鬥過喎。

195
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魯智深一見到佢，嘩，大叫一聲，舞起嗰支禪杖就打過去。

196
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,177
兩個人鬥咗十四五個回合。

197
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嗰個崔道成鬥魯智深唔過，只能夠格下擋下就閃下躲下，誒再打兩下添抵擋唔住想鬆人。

198
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嗰個丘道人呢，睇見生鐵佛頂魯智深唔住，就喺後便，攞住把朴刀，大踏步噉趕過嚟，一刀捅過去。

199
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魯智深正喺度鬥緊，忽然聽見後便有腳步聲，之又唔敢擰轉頭睇㗎。

200
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佢一眼睄到有個人影過緊嚟，知道有人要暗算佢，就大喝一聲話：着！

201
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嗰個生鐵佛崔道成就心慌，估話佢會一禪杖打過嚟就啪聲一下跳出圈外。

202
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魯智深噉先至搵到機會擰轉身嚟，於是三個人就好似個品字形噉對住。

203
00:23:32,638 --> 00:23:37,429
崔道成同丘道人兩個呀打魯智深一個，又打咗十零個回合。

204
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:42,328
魯智深呢，一來就因為個肚裏頭冇得食；

205
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二來因為行咗好遠路；

206
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三來頂唔住佢哋兩個生力軍，就只有賣個破綻拖住禪杖就走係啦。

207
00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:58,302
嗰兩個嘢揸住把刀，一直追住嚟打，打到出咗山門外便。

208
00:23:59,368 --> 00:24:03,783
魯智深又同佢哋鬥咗十個回合，收住禪杖又走。

209
00:24:04,716 --> 00:24:09,841
呢勻嗰兩個嘢追到嗰座石橋嗰度呢，就坐喺欄杆上便唔再追。

210
00:24:11,576 --> 00:24:15,896
魯智深趯咗好遠，唞返順條氣佢諗：

211
00:24:16,657 --> 00:24:23,794
弊！我個包裹仲擠喺廚房嗰個神像前面嚟，淨係顧得走都未攞返嚟添。

212
00:24:24,551 --> 00:24:29,765
喺路上，一分錢水腳都冇，加埋個肚又餓，點好呢呢趟？

213
00:24:30,862 --> 00:24:36,700
你話返去又唔夠打，佢哋兩個搏我一個，盞送咗條命嘅啫。

214
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佢順腳向住前面行，行一步就懶一步行咗幾里路咁上下，見到前面有一座好大嘅樹林，都係赤松樹嚟。

215
00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:54,541
魯智深見到就話喇：嗯，呢座樹林好得人驚嘅喎。

216
00:24:55,392 --> 00:25:04,637
睇睇下，只見啲樹影裏便有個人喺度探頭探腦，裝咗裝，吐噉略督口水閃返入去。

217
00:25:05,412 --> 00:25:11,347
魯智深就話：我估呢個衰公實係個打腳骨嘅賊佬定嘞。

218
00:25:11,903 --> 00:25:18,342
正喺度等緊做生意，見到我係個和尚唔利事，就略督口水行返入去。

219
00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:23,630
哼哼，嗰個嘢真係晦氣嚟撞着我喎。

220
00:25:24,332 --> 00:25:31,734
啱喇，我正係一肚氣冇埞出，等我剝咗呢個衰仔件衫，嚟換餐酒飲至得。

221
00:25:32,452 --> 00:25:36,833
於是就揸住支禪杖一直嚟到叢林外便，大喝一聲話：

222
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:40,242
喂！樹林裏便嗰個衰仔快啲出嚟！

223
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嗰個人喺樹林裏便聽見，騎騎聲笑起上嚟話：

224
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嗨我都係夠晦氣㗎啦佢仲嚟惹我添吓，就攞住把朴刀，喺叢林裏便啪聲跳出嚟大喝一聲話：

225
00:25:57,477 --> 00:26:01,945
禿驢！係你自己攞嚟死咋吓，唔係我去搵你㗎！

226
00:26:04,059 --> 00:26:12,552
魯智深就話喇：我唔打到你趴喺處你都唔識我係邊個呢！舞起條禪杖，就對住嗰個人打過去。

227
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:23,643
嗰個人揸住把刀，正話要上前嚟同魯智深鬥過，佢突然間覺得，呢個和尚把聲好熟個噃。

228
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:29,040
佢就話喇：喂和尚啊，你把聲好熟，你姓咩㗎？

229
00:26:29,965 --> 00:26:33,668
我同你鬥三百個回合先至講個名你聽啦！

230
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嗰個人聽見噉話就嬲啦，舞住把朴刀，就嚟同魯智深支禪杖打過咯噃。

231
00:26:42,564 --> 00:26:50,960
兩個人鬥咗十幾個回合，嗰個人暗暗喝彩話：哈，呢個莽和尚好厲害啊！

232
00:26:51,879 --> 00:26:57,116
又鬥咗四五個回合，嗰個人話：停一停先，我有說話講！

233
00:26:57,772 --> 00:27:04,882
兩個人都跳出咗圈外，嗰個人就問喇：你究竟姓乜名乜啊？你把聲好熟呢。

234
00:27:06,028 --> 00:27:07,894
魯智深就講咗個名畀佢聽。

235
00:27:08,307 --> 00:27:12,564
一講完，嗰個人掉咗把刀，跪低就拜。

236
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:17,210
噉究竟呢個人係邊個呢？下次再講喇。