srt/seoiwuzyun/011.srt

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魯智深正喺處舞嗰支禪杖舞得興起。

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畀牆外便有個官人睇見，個官人就喝彩話：確係使得好！

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智深聽見霎聲收咗手。

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一睇，只見喺埲圍牆嘅缺口外便，有個官人企響處。

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呢個官人，頭戴一頂青紗揸角頭巾，腦後髧住兩個白玉圈連珠鬢環。

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身上着一件綠羅團花戰袍，腰束一條雙搭尾龜背銀帶。

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腳穿一對黑靴，手上揸住一把西川折扇。

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呢個官人生得豹頭環眼，燕頷虎鬚，八尺咁上下高矮啦，年紀大概係三十四五歲。

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佢話：呢個師傅確係非凡啊，器械使得真好。

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嗰班地踎就話嘞：連呢位教師爺都喝彩咯，師傅啲功夫呀，係使得㗎喇。

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智深就問佢哋話，呢個軍官係邊個啊？

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呢個官人，係八十萬禁軍槍棒教頭林武師林沖啊。

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點解唔請入嚟指教啊？

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林教頭聽魯智深噉樣講，就喺埲牆頭嘅缺口跳咗入嚟。

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兩個人喺槐樹下便互相行過禮，一齊坐低。

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林教頭就問嘞：師兄係邊度人士啊？法諱叫做咩嘢呢？

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我就係關西魯達，皆因殺得人多，情願削法為僧。

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我年輕嗰陣曾經到過東京，認得令尊林提轄啊。

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林沖聽咗好歡喜啦，當堂就同智深結拜為兄弟。

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智深年紀啊大啲，做阿哥。

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佢問：教頭你今日點解會嚟呢處呢？

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哈哈哈哈，啱先我同拙荊，誒咪住，林沖佢話同拙荊，即係同邊個啊？嘿拙荊係咩嘢意思？

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噉嘅，舊時啲男人啊，為咗表示謙虛，喺人哋面前稱呼自己嘅妻子呢，就叫做拙荊。

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笨拙個拙，荊棘個荊。

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意思呢即係話，我哋屋企好清貧嘅，我老婆梳頭插喺髻上面嗰支釵啊，都係用條簕枝嚟做個啫。

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噉就叫做拙荊，有時呢，又或者叫做荊妻，荊婦，山妻等等都係咁上下意思。

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林沖當時就話：啱先我同拙荊一齊嚟呢處隔籬嗰間嶽廟燒香還願，喺呢處經過。

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見到有人喺度演武，睇得好入眼，就叫個丫鬟阿錦兒陪荊婦去嶽廟拜神，我就喺呢度等嘞，想唔到咁啱遇見師兄。

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好啊，我初初嚟到呢處，人地生疏，好彩得呢幾個大哥日日嚟陪我。

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今日，得到教頭你唔嫌棄，同我結為兄弟，噉啊真係好到極喇！

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智深就叫個道人再添啲酒嚟，招待林沖。

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啱啱先至話飲得三杯，就見嗰個丫鬟錦兒慌慌張張，面都紅晒趯到嚟埲牆嘅缺口外便，叫林沖話：

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哎呀，官人啊，唔好坐喇！

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娘子喺間廟處同人哋嘈起上嚟啊！

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喺邊度啊？

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我哋啱啱喺五嶽樓落嚟，就撞見一個壞蛋，將娘子攔住唔畀走啊。

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吓？師兄，我走喇，唔好見怪，等陣先至再嚟探你。

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林沖同智深告別咗，一步就跳過埲牆嘅缺口同錦兒匆匆忙忙，一直走去嶽廟咯噃。

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去到五嶽樓下便，就見到有幾個人攞住彈弓、吹筒、粘竿，都企晒喺欄杆旁邊。

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樓梯上便呢有個後生仔，背脊係向住林沖呢便嘅，企喺度攔住林沖個老婆。

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嗰後生仔話：嚟啦嚟啦嚟啦，你返上樓啦，我有說話同你講呢。

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林沖娘子啊又嬲又慌，面都紅晒噉話：

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清平世界，你點解要調戲婦女啊？

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正喺呢個時候，林沖一步上前，一手摱住嗰個後生仔嘅膊頭一擰，將佢擰返轉嚟，喝佢話：

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你調戲良民妻子該當何罪啊！

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說話一完，拳頭跟住就要打落去嘞。

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誒，唔打得，個拳頭打到半路即刻收返住。

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點解啊？

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林沖認得呢個傢伙，原來係佢頂頭上司高太尉嘅養子高衙內。

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原來啊，高俅就發咗達啦嘛。

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佢又樣樣都有嘞，唯獨係冇仔。

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所以呢，就攞咗佢阿叔高三郎個仔嚟做養子喎。

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咦，噉佢阿叔個仔唔係佢嘅兄弟嚟咩？點解過繼畀佢做仔都有嘅？嘿嘿，就係有，吓，噉先至夠混賬。

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高太尉又非常愛惜呢個養子添喎。

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呢個傢伙，喺東京城呀，恃住豪強勢大，專門鐘意奸淫別人嘅妻女。

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京師啲人冇個話唔怕佢嘅，都叫佢做花花太歲。

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林沖將佢擰轉過嚟一睇，見到原來係呢個高衙內就冇辦法唔手軟啦。

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高衙內就口哇哇喎佢話：

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林沖，嘿關你乜嘢事啊？吖你理得咁多啊？

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哈原來高衙內就唔認得呢個係林沖嘅老婆。

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佢見到林沖唔敢逳手唄，所以仲懶叻噉講句噉嘢喎。

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高衙內唔認得，之跟高衙內出嚟玩嗰班幫閒就認得嘞。

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佢哋怕激嬲林沖真係打起上嚟就唔得掂嘞，所以一齊圍埋嚟勸林沖話：

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誒教頭，教頭唔好見怪啊，唔好見怪。

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因為衙內唔認得啊，多多衝撞，多多衝撞咯。

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林沖真係怒氣難消啊，但係亦冇佢修啊，只有瞪大雙眼碌實高衙內係啦。

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嗰班幫閒呢頭勸住咗林沖，嗰頭又氹住高衙內行出咗嶽廟上馬，扯人喇快啲。

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林沖見高衙內走咗，唉亦算嘞，帶住娘子同丫鬟錦兒，亦都要扯嘞。

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啱啱轉出咗走廊，只見魯智深揸住支鐵禪杖，帶住嗰二三十個破落戶，噔噔聲趕到嚟廟裏便。

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林沖見到就嗌佢話：師兄，去邊度啊？

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我嚟幫你手打吖嘛。

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嗨，原來嗰個人係頂頭上司高太尉嘅衙內。

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佢唔識得荊婦所以就一時無禮。

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我本來係想將嗰個傢伙痛打一餐㗎喇，又怕太尉嘅面子過唔去。

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唉自古話不怕官，只怕管。

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邊個叫我食佢呢份糧呢？姑且讓佢一趟係啦。

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你就怕佢係頂頭上司，管到正啫，我怕佢乜嘢啊？

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我如果撞見嗰條衰仔啊，我實叫佢捱我三百禪杖至走！

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林沖見智深飲醉咗喇佢就話：

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師兄講得啱，我亦係一時畀人哋勸住，姑且饒恕佢一趟個啫。

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嗰班地踎見到智深醉咗咯，就扶住佢話：

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師父啊，我哋返去先罷啦，明日再嚟聚會過啦。

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好啦！智深揸住支禪杖，對林沖兩夫妻話：

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阿嫂，唔好見怪啊。阿哥，聽日再會。

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智深同嗰班地踎走咗，林沖就帶住娘子同錦兒一路返屋企嘞。

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佢個心，一直都鬱鬱不樂，翳死嚟啊。

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而家再嚟講下嗰個高衙內。

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呢個嘢喺嶽廟遇見咗林沖娘子，又畀林沖趕到嚟沖散咗之後，個心啊入晒迷，成個喪晒噉。

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返到屋企，一味發吽豆。

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如是者過咗兩三日。

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嗰班幫閒就日日走嚟侍候，見到衙內總係心情唔好無聊無賴嘅，噉啊大家亦都散咯。

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喺呢班幫閒裏頭，有一個叫做乾鳥頭富安，佢又摸中咗高衙內嘅心事喎。

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嗰日，佢一個人嚟到太尉府侍候，見到高衙內喺書房坐，就行埋去話：

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嘿嘿衙內啊，近日你清減咗喎，個心唔係點歡喜噉，梗係有件唔高興嘅事定喇。

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你點知道㗎？

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小人一估就中。

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噉你估下我個心有咩嘢事唔高興吖？

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我估呀，衙內你係諗住嗰個雙木呢，係咪呢？有冇估中啊？

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嘿嘿，嘿嘿嘿，唉，你估啊估中咗咯，之冇辦法將佢得到手呢。

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噉啊有何難哉吖？

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衙內，你係唔係怕林沖係條好漢，唔敢惹佢吖？

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唓，衙內，唔怕嘅，嗱，佢而家喺太尉帳下當差，要佢點就點㗎嘞。

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佢敢得罪太尉咩？

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哼，輕嘅，刺配咗佢，重嘅就攞佢條命，係唔係吖？

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小人已經諗好條計仔㗎喇，包衙內你能夠將佢得到手。

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係咪真㗎？

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唉，我都見過好多靚女人㗎，哈，唔知點解，誒我就係鍾意佢。

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個心都迷晒，搞到我呀鬱鬱不樂。

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如果你有計仔能夠幫我得到佢，我重重打賞你，點啊點啊，你講啦。

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衙內，小人知道衙內有個心腹，陸虞候陸謙，佢係同林沖最好㗎喇。

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聽日呢，衙內你就去陸虞候屋企嘅樓上，搵個地方匿埋。

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喺樓上呢，就擺定啲酒菜喺度，噉陸謙就去請林沖出嚟飲酒。

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去邊度飲啊？就去樊樓樓上搵個閣仔，就喺嗰度飲得喇。

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然後呢，我就趯去林沖屋企，報畀林沖娘子聽，話：

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你嘅丈夫林教頭，同陸謙飲酒啊，一時條氣頂住，喺樓上暈咗喇噉，叫娘子你快啲去喎，噉啊將佢氹到樓上啦。

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哎啲女人呀，都係水性楊花咋嘛，見到衙內你噉樣一個風流人物，一表人才。

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你再同佢講啲好說話，有咁甜得咁甜嘅，嘿呀，嗰陣仲怕佢唔肯咩？

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嗱，小人呢條計仔得唔得啊？

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嘻，嘻，嘻，好計，好計！誒喂喂喂，即刻叫人去搵陸虞候嚟吩咐佢，吓！

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原來陸虞候就住喺太尉府嘅隔籬巷唧，所以一叫就嚟嘞。

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陸虞候嚟到，聽高衙內如此這般噉樣一講，商量好計策，又唔到佢唔聽。

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梗係啦，只要小衙內歡喜咯，乜嘢朋友交情都唔顧得咁多咯。

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正所謂落座須防三腳凳相交最怕兩頭蛇。

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交朋友交着陸虞候呢啲噉嘅人呀真係攞命。

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噉林沖呢，連氣幾日，都喺度翳翳悶悶懶得出街。

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呢一日，巳牌時候，即係而家講嘅十點零鐘啦，林沖就聽見門口有人嗌話：教頭喺屋企嘛噉。

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林沖行出去睇下，原來係陸虞侯。

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陸兄有咩事啊？

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特意嚟探望下兄長，點解咁多日都唔見你出街啊？

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哦，個心好悶，所以冇出去啫。

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噉呀，我同兄長出去飲返幾杯解下悶呢。

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噉坐一陣飲杯茶先啦。

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兩個人飲咗茶就出門嘞。

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陸虞候話：阿嫂啊，我同兄長返去我屋企飲幾杯啊。

135
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林沖娘子聽見就行到門簾後便話：大哥，唔好飲咁多，早啲返嚟至好啊。

136
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林沖同陸謙出咗嚟，行咗一輪街，陸虞候就話喇：

137
00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:11,501
兄長呀，唔好去我屋企咯，不如就喺樊樓飲兩杯罷啦。

138
00:14:12,456 --> 00:14:13,423
噉隨便啦。

139
00:14:14,948 --> 00:14:19,807
呢間樊樓係當時東京城內一間好出名嘅酒樓，好架勢嘅。

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兩個人就去到樊樓，搵到個房間坐落，嗌個酒保嚟，叫佢攞兩樽上等好酒，攞啲靚點心嚟送酒。

141
00:14:30,307 --> 00:14:37,049
兩個人一便飲一便喺度傾閒偈，傾傾下，林沖忽然歎咗一口氣。

142
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:43,579
陸虞候就問佢喇：咦？兄長為咩嘢歎氣啊？

143
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,969
唉，賢弟你有所不知。

144
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:58,471
男人大丈夫，空有一身本事，遇唔到個名主，畀啲小人騎住喺個頭嚟，受埋啲污糟邋遢氣！

145
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:07,892
哎吖而家喺禁軍裏便，雖然係有幾個教頭啫，之有邊個及得兄長你嘅本事啊？

146
00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:12,225
太尉待你又好，受邊嘅氣啊又？

147
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於是林沖就一五一十，將前幾日高衙內嘅事講咗畀陸虞候聽。

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陸虞候就話：衙內梗係唔識得阿嫂啫，兄長唔好嬲，吓，唔使嬲，飲酒啦。

149
00:15:30,669 --> 00:15:37,337
林沖飲咗八九杯酒，就想去小便，就落咗樓，出咗酒館行去條巷仔。

150
00:15:38,321 --> 00:15:42,877
小完便行返出條巷仔，一出巷口唧，就撞見錦兒。

151
00:15:43,413 --> 00:15:47,976
錦兒話：官人啊，真係搵死我嚟啊，原來你喺呢處。

152
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:49,815
咩事啊錦兒？

153
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官人你同陸虞候出咗街，唔到半個時辰，就有個男人，急急忙忙趯嚟屋企講畀娘子聽，話佢係陸虞候隔籬屋嘅噉。

154
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話教頭同陸謙飲酒，飲飲下，教頭條氣一下頂住暈咗，叫娘子快啲去睇下喎。

155
00:16:11,574 --> 00:16:17,859
娘子聽咗，即刻去請隔籬阿王婆，看住屋，就同埋我跟嗰個男人去啦。

156
00:16:18,373 --> 00:16:21,995
一路去到太尉府前面條巷裏便一家人家。

157
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:28,200
上到樓上，見到喺張枱處擺住啲酒菜，之又唔見官人你噃。

158
00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:34,417
啱啱想返落樓啦，點知道有個人行出嚟，你估係邊個啊？

159
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:39,199
原來就係前幾日，喺嶽廟調戲娘子嗰個後生仔啊。

160
00:16:39,406 --> 00:16:43,308
佢話：娘子坐下先啦，你丈夫就嚟㗎喇噉。

161
00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:49,795
慌到我死咁滯，我落得樓嚟，就聽見娘子樓上嗌話，殺人喇殺人喇噉。

162
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我一路咁搵官人都搵唔到。

163
00:16:52,969 --> 00:17:01,637
收尾撞到賣藥嗰個張先生，話佢行過樊樓，見教頭同一個人入咗去飲酒噃噉，所以我即刻趯嚟呢度搵你啫。

164
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,631
官人啊，你快啲去啦。

165
00:17:04,850 --> 00:17:13,362
林沖聽咗，嚇咗一驚，佢唔理錦兒咯，三步夾埋兩步就走到陸虞候屋企，叮叮噔噔上咗樓。

166
00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:22,530
之上面道樓門戌實咗，聽見娘子喺裏便嗌話：清平世界，為咩將我一個良家妻子韞喺呢處啊？

167
00:17:23,288 --> 00:17:29,514
又聽見高衙內話喇：娘子，唔該你可憐下我，救下我啦。

168
00:17:30,038 --> 00:17:34,776
你就算係鐵石心腸，都應該回心轉意嘞啩吓？

169
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:40,598
林沖企喺樓梯度大聲咁叫：大嫂開門！大嫂開門！

170
00:17:41,412 --> 00:17:45,774
林沖娘子聽出係自己丈夫把聲，即刻就走嚟開門。

171
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高衙內就吃咗一驚咯，弊，林沖嚟喇，手揗腳震就推開道窗門跳牆鬆人喇。

172
00:17:55,457 --> 00:18:01,932
林沖上到樓，搵唔到高衙內就問娘子話：冇畀個傢伙玷污吖嘛？

173
00:18:02,741 --> 00:18:03,378
冇。

174
00:18:04,163 --> 00:18:09,494
林沖嬲到不得了，乒乒乓乓，將陸虞候間屋裏便啲嘢打到粉碎。

175
00:18:10,530 --> 00:18:19,383
林沖扶住娘子落咗樓，出到門外睇下，嘿呀，啲隔籬鄰舍呀，家家都閂埋門，唔敢出嚟。

176
00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:24,973
呢個時候，錦兒趕到嚟喇，三個人一齊返屋企。

177
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送咗娘子返屋企，林沖就攞住一把匕首，趕返去樊樓去搵陸虞候，吖亦唔見人。

178
00:18:34,709 --> 00:18:38,710
豈有此理，好！走佢屋企門口等。

179
00:18:39,942 --> 00:18:44,939
足足等咗一晚，吖仲唔見返嚟，噉林沖就只有返屋企係啦。

180
00:18:45,466 --> 00:18:51,064
娘子就勸佢話：我又冇畀佢哋呃咗去，你唔好亂嚟啊。

181
00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:55,094
我真係唔抵得陸謙呢個畜生！

182
00:18:56,955 --> 00:19:00,703
我同你好似兄弟一樣，你都嚟呃我？

183
00:19:01,564 --> 00:19:08,051
哼！至怕唔撞見你個高衙內，你因住嚟啦！

184
00:19:09,185 --> 00:19:12,842
娘子就苦苦噉勸佢，唔肯畀佢出家門口。

185
00:19:13,952 --> 00:19:18,582
陸虞候呢，一味匿喺太尉府裏頭亦唔敢返屋企。

186
00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:23,144
林沖連氣等咗佢三日，都見佢唔到。

187
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:29,572
太尉府附近嗰啲人見林沖嘅面色嘩嗨乜噉嘅喂，之冇人敢問佢。

188
00:19:30,718 --> 00:19:36,870
第四日，食飯嘅時候，魯智深就直情嚟到林沖屋企探佢。

189
00:19:37,804 --> 00:19:40,961
教頭，點解咁多日唔見你面啊？

190
00:19:42,658 --> 00:19:48,243
呢幾日，小弟有啲事唔得閒，冇去探望師兄。

191
00:19:49,108 --> 00:19:55,667
今日得師兄嚟到寒舍，本應同師兄飲返幾杯，無奈一時之間準備唔切。

192
00:19:55,975 --> 00:20:00,370
噉啦，不如同師兄一齊出街玩下，喺外便飲兩杯啊。

193
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,946
最好啦。

194
00:20:02,811 --> 00:20:07,245
噉兩個人就出街飲咗一日酒，又約定聽日相會。

195
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:13,975
從此呢，日日都同智深出街飲酒，漸漸就將呢件事放低咗。

196
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而家返轉頭講下嗰個高衙內。

197
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自從嗰日喺陸虞候屋企樓上嚇咗佢一驚，跳牆走人，佢唔敢講畀太尉知，就日日瞓喺鋪床處病咗喎。

198
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陸虞候同富安兩個嘢走嚟探佢，見到佢面色唔好，精神憔悴。

199
00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:42,652
陸謙就話喇：衙內為咩事精神咁差啊？

200
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唉，我老實同你哋講啦，我就係為咗林沖老婆，兩次都唔能夠得手，又畀林沖嚇咗一驚，我啲病就越嚟越重喇。

201
00:21:01,445 --> 00:21:07,688
眼睇住三頭兩個月，我條命都難保咯。

202
00:21:09,109 --> 00:21:14,161
衙內你寬心啦，呢件事，包喺小人兩個身上。

203
00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:20,486
無論如何，包衙內你得到嗰個女人係啦，除非佢吊頸死咗就難講唧。

204
00:21:21,568 --> 00:21:25,943
正喺度傾緊，太尉府裏頭嗰個老都管嚟探病。

205
00:21:26,809 --> 00:21:30,877
陸虞候同富安就商量，一於係噉噉噉噉噉噉啦噉。

206
00:21:31,363 --> 00:21:36,958
就等老都管探完病出嚟，兩個嘢就掹咗老都管行埋一便就對佢話：

207
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如果想衙內病好，除非就講畀太尉知，害咗林沖條命，噉先至搞得到佢個老婆同衙內住埋一齊。

208
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:57,240
做得到呢，衙內就冇病㗎喇，如果唔係噉呀，衙內就實冇命㗎。

209
00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:06,950
老都管話：呢層就容易啦，等今晚，老漢就稟畀太尉知啦。

210
00:22:07,931 --> 00:22:12,483
好，我哋已經諗好條計仔㗎喇，就等你消息喇。

211
00:22:13,042 --> 00:22:14,789
得啦，得啦。

212
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,882
到晚頭黑，老都管就走嚟見太尉嘞喎，佢話：

213
00:22:22,566 --> 00:22:30,699
太尉呀，你估衙內係咩嘢病呢，係為林沖個老婆病啊。

214
00:22:32,737 --> 00:22:35,299
佢幾時見過林沖個老婆啊？

215
00:22:36,983 --> 00:22:45,431
呢，就係上個月廿八吖嘛，喺嶽廟見過佢，到而家都個幾月咯。

216
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跟住，老都管又將陸虞候諗嗰條計仔詳詳細細呀稟畀太尉聽。

217
00:22:54,419 --> 00:23:02,941
高俅聽咗就話：嗯，為咗佢嘅老婆，就噉樣害佢法？

218
00:23:04,657 --> 00:23:17,197
嗯？唉，不過講又講嘞，如果為咗可惜林沖一個人就會送咗我個仔條命㗎嘞噃，哎呀，噉點好呢？

219
00:23:18,863 --> 00:23:27,503
老都管又話：唔使擔心，陸虞候同富安，已經諗到個好辦法㗎。

220
00:23:28,431 --> 00:23:31,810
係咩？快啲叫佢哋兩個人嚟商量下。

221
00:23:33,419 --> 00:23:45,167
老都管就即刻叫陸謙、富安入嚟，行過禮之後，高俅就問佢哋：我小衙內嘅事，你哋有咩嘢好辦法啊？

222
00:23:46,157 --> 00:23:49,846
如果救得返我個仔我自然會抬舉你哋兩個嘅。

223
00:23:50,825 --> 00:23:52,598
陸虞候就上前稟告話：

224
00:23:53,261 --> 00:23:57,996
恩相，嗱，噉噉噉噉噉噉噉，就得啦嘛。

225
00:23:59,144 --> 00:24:04,817
高俅一聽就喝彩話：好計！你兩個聽日就同我進行啦。

226
00:24:05,938 --> 00:24:08,250
好喇，呢處就唔講佢住。

227
00:24:09,559 --> 00:24:17,614
而家再講下林沖啊，佢日日都同魯智深去飲酒，嗰件事呢，就慢慢冇記喺心上咯噃。

228
00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:23,545
有一日，佢哋兩個一齊行到去閱武坊巷口。

229
00:24:24,595 --> 00:24:34,410
見到有一條大漢，頭戴一頂揸角頭巾，身穿一件舊戰袍，隻手就揸住一把寶刀插住個草標。

230
00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:39,387
呢個大漢企喺街處，個口啊自言自語噉話：

231
00:24:41,322 --> 00:24:46,634
遇唔到個識貨㗎，埋沒咗我呢把寶刀咯。

232
00:24:48,255 --> 00:24:52,076
林沖顧住同魯智深一便行一便傾偈就冇理嗰個人。

233
00:24:52,922 --> 00:25:02,622
嗰個人跟住喺後便嚟話喇：把寶刀真係靚，可惜遇唔到識貨個啫，唉。

234
00:25:03,936 --> 00:25:06,969
林沖同智深一路行傾得好啱橋。

235
00:25:07,941 --> 00:25:14,959
嗰個人又喺後便講：咁大一個東京城，冇一個識得軍器。

236
00:25:16,747 --> 00:25:20,313
呢次林沖聽到嘞，佢擰轉頭望下。

237
00:25:20,980 --> 00:25:27,241
嗰條大漢，瀡聲將把刀拔咗出嚟，閃閃亮噉極之搶眼。

238
00:25:29,387 --> 00:25:33,969
林沖啊真係該當有事，佢突然間問：畀我睇下。

239
00:25:35,072 --> 00:25:39,657
嗰個人遞咗把刀畀佢，林沖接過喺手嚟同智深睇下。

240
00:25:40,286 --> 00:25:47,584
呢把刀呀，清光閃閃非常搶眼，好似有一浸冷氣撲過嚟噉嘅。

241
00:25:48,460 --> 00:25:51,970
林沖見到讚咗聲：好刀啊！

242
00:25:53,204 --> 00:25:54,292
你要賣幾多錢？

243
00:25:56,738 --> 00:26:00,743
開口三千貫，實價二千貫啦。

244
00:26:02,536 --> 00:26:06,799
值就值二千貫嘅，只係難搵個買主啊。

245
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,210
如果你一千貫肯賣，我就買咗佢啦。

246
00:26:12,972 --> 00:26:19,364
我急住聽錢使，你如果真係買，噉啊一千五百貫啦。

247
00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,566
一千貫我就買。

248
00:26:24,394 --> 00:26:31,146
唉，黃金當做生鐵賣係啦，好啦好啦，你一文錢都唔好少我㗎吓。

249
00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,298
你跟我返屋企攞錢畀你。

250
00:26:35,003 --> 00:26:36,308
林沖又對智深話：

251
00:26:36,746 --> 00:26:41,021
師兄，你喺茶館坐一陣等我呢，小弟就嚟㗎喇。

252
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,318
唔喇，我返去先，聽日再見啦。

253
00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:50,689
於是林沖就同智深分別咗，帶賣刀嗰個漢子返屋企攞咗錢畀佢。

254
00:26:51,325 --> 00:26:56,133
林沖問佢話：你呢把刀，係喺邊處嚟㗎？

255
00:26:58,041 --> 00:27:04,753
係祖先傳落嘅，因為家窮，冇辦法啦，噉先至攞出嚟賣㗎啫。

256
00:27:06,340 --> 00:27:07,957
你祖先係邊個？

257
00:27:09,615 --> 00:27:13,323
如果講出嚟，就醜死人咯。

258
00:27:14,618 --> 00:27:17,019
林沖見佢噉講，亦唔再問佢嘞。

259
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:20,022
嗰條大漢攞咗錢就扯嘞。

260
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,637
林沖將呢把刀，翻來覆去噉睇咗一輪。

261
00:27:26,135 --> 00:27:29,180
佢喝彩話：真係把好刀啊！

262
00:27:30,494 --> 00:27:37,183
高太尉有一把寶刀，唔肯隨便畀人睇嘅，我幾次想借嚟睇下都唔肯攞出嚟。

263
00:27:37,741 --> 00:27:43,410
好，今日我亦買到呢一把好刀，第日同佢比下至得。

264
00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:51,766
當晚，林沖唔離手噉足足睇咗把刀成晚，瞓覺嘅時候就掛喺牆上便。

265
00:27:52,507 --> 00:27:55,693
第二日個天都未光唧，又去攞把刀嚟睇嘞。

266
00:27:57,427 --> 00:28:02,016
到咗巳牌即係十點零鐘嘅時候，聽見有個人喺門口嗌：

267
00:28:03,540 --> 00:28:12,267
林教頭啊，太尉有令，話你買到一把好刀，叫你攞去比較一下，太尉喺府裏便等你啊。

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林沖就話喇：哈，又有邊個咁多嘴去報畀太尉知呢？

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嚟嗌林沖嗰兩個承局，催住林沖着好衣服，攞咗嗰把刀，就帶林沖去嘞喎。

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林沖對嗰兩個人話：我喺府裏便都未見過你哋嘅。

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係啊，小人係新嚟嘅。

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冇幾耐，就嚟到太尉府入咗去。

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行到間大廳前便，林沖就企定唔行。

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嗰兩個人話：太尉喺裏便後堂坐啊，入去啦。

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又帶住林沖轉過屏風行入去後堂，又唔見太尉喺度。

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林沖又停住腳。

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兩個人又話：太尉喺裏便等你，叫我哋帶教頭你入嚟㗎。

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於是又過咗兩三重門，嚟到一處地方，一迾都圍住綠色欄杆。

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呢兩個人將林沖帶到堂前話：

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教頭，你喺度等一陣，等我哋入去稟告畀太尉知吓。

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講完，就入咗去裏面嘞。