srt/seoiwuzyun/010.srt

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魯智深喺赤松林，遇到一個人要打佢腳骨。

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噉兩個人就打起上嚟啦。

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打咗一陣，嗰個人見魯智深把聲好熟，就問佢嘅姓名咯喎。

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魯智深噏出咗自己個名。

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嗰個人掉咗把刀，跪低就拜，佢話：仲認唔認得史進啊？

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哎呀！原來係史大郎啊！

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兩個人互相行咗禮，就一齊入去松林裏便坐落傾偈。

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史大郎，自從喺渭州分別之後，你喺邊度嚟啊？

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自從嗰日，喺酒樓出便同阿哥你分別咗，第二日，聽見話阿哥你打死咗鄭屠，逃走咗喇噉。

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又有啲緝捕人員，查出係我同阿哥你一齊畀銀過金老回鄉嘅。

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因此，小弟亦都離開渭州去搵師父王進。

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點知我一直去到延州，又搵師父唔到，我就返去北京啦。

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誒各位，呢處要說明一下。

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史進講嘅北京呀，乃係宋朝嘅北京唔係今日嘅北京嚟噃。

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宋朝嘅北京誒即係今日河北省嘅大名縣。

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史進話：我返去北京住咗一排，使晒咗啲錢，所以就走嚟呢度搵啲旅費啦，哈冇想到遇見阿哥你。

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係咯阿哥，為咩你做咗和尚啊？

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魯智深就將自己嘅經過從頭到尾講咗一次，一路講到因為肚餓，唔夠嗰兩個人打。

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史進就話喇：阿哥你既然肚餓，小弟呢處有乾肉燒餅喎，食啲頂住下肚先呢喇。

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講完，史進就攞啲燒餅出嚟畀魯智深食。

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佢又話：阿哥，你嘅包裹仲賴低喺間寺裏便吖嘛，我幫你去攞。

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佢哋如果唔畀索性殺咗佢哋兩個！

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冇錯喇！

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兩個人食飽咗燒餅，各自攞起架生一齊返去瓦罐寺。

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去到瓦罐寺前面，見到崔道成同丘小乙兩個嘢，仲喺橋嗰度坐喎。

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魯智深大喝一聲話：你兩個嘢，嚟啦嚟啦嚟啦，呢次同你鬥個你死我活！

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嗰個和尚笑住話：嘿嘿嘿，你係我嘅手下敗將，乜仲敢走嚟同我打咩？

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魯智深嬲，舞起支禪杖就走上道橋咯噃。

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嗰個生鐵佛崔道成亦都火滾喇，揸住把朴刀，喺橋上面殺落嚟。

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魯智深一來有史進喺度，個膽就壯得多啦；

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二來係食飽咗咯，精神同氣力都係越打越好嘅。

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兩個人鬥到八九個回合，崔道成就漸漸頂唔順嘞，想走人咯喎。

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嗰個飛天夜叉丘道人，睇見和尚打輸唄，就揸住把朴刀過嚟幫手啦。

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呢便史進見到，就喺樹林裏便跳出嚟大喝一聲話：都唔好走！舞住把朴刀就嚟戰丘小乙嘞。

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四個人分做兩對廝殺。

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魯智深同崔道成打打下，睇到一個破綻，就大喝一聲：着！

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一禪杖湴過去，將生鐵佛呀成個打咗落道橋下便。

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嗰個道人見到和尚畀人打低咗，無心戀戰喇，賣個破綻就想走咯喎。

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史進喝一聲：想去邊啊你！趕上去對準佢背枚一刀，噼啪一聲，道人即刻僂低咗。

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史進上前一步，用把刀對實佢一味咁插。

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魯智深就趕落去橋底，喺崔道成嘅背脊一禪杖毆落去，兩個賊佬噉就呼呼哀哉喇。

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魯智深同史進，將丘小乙、崔道成兩個屍首綁埋一齊就掉咗落山坑。

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然後呢，佢哋走入間寺裏便。

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廚房嗰幾個老和尚呢，為因睇見魯智深先頭打輸咗趯更喇，又怕崔道成、丘小乙返嚟殺佢哋，就已經吊頸死咗。

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魯智深同史進就一直入到方丈後便嗰度睇下，哈，嗰個擄返嚟嘅女人，亦都已經投井自盡嘞。

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佢哋一直搵到裏便八九間屋仔，打開道房入去睇下，一個人都冇。

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魯智深嗰個包裹呢就已經攞咗嚟呢度咯喎，之未曾打開。

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魯智深就攞返個包裹，又照原樣孭返好。

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再入去裏便搵下，見到床上便有三四包嘢。

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史進打開嚟一睇，原來都係啲衣服，仲包住啲金銀添嘅，就揀啲好嘅嚟包咗一包袱，孭喺個身上。

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搵到去廚房，見到有酒有肉，啱晒喇，兩個又食一餐，食到飽一飽。

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然後呢，攞啲草扎咗兩個火把，喺火爐上面點燃咗，攞嚟燒着後便嘅屋仔先就一路燒到去門前。

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跟住，再扎幾個火把，走去佛殿後便嘅屋簷，點火燒着佢。

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咁啱呢個時候風猛啊，風助火威，烚烚聲，一下就燒到通晒頂。

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魯智深同史進睇住，等咗一陣，見四面都燒到含含聲喇就話：呢處唔係久留之地啊，走罷啦。

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兩個人急急腳噉行咗一晚，到第日個天蒙蒙光嘅時候，遠遠就望見一寨房屋，睇嚟係個村鎮。

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佢哋兩個就行過去搵地方歇腳啦。

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行到一條獨木橋嘅旁邊，見到有一間酒店。

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佢哋行入去，一便飲酒一便叫酒保買啲肉，借啲米啊透火煮飯。

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兩個人你一杯我一盞噉飲酒，互相講下自己經過個事情。

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飲完酒食完飯喇，魯智深就問史進話：你而家想去邊度啊？

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我而家只有再返去少華山先，去投奔朱武佢哋三個人，入埋佢哋夥，過一段時候先至再算啦。

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你噉樣亦好嘅。

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魯智深就解開個包裹，攞出一啲金銀嚟送畀史進。

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兩個人綁返好包裹，攞起架生，畀咗酒飯錢就行出間酒店。

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離開咗村鎮大約行咗六七里路啦，就嚟到三叉路口，魯智深話：

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我要去東京，你唔好送。

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你去華州就由呢條路去，第日我哋有機會再相見。

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如果有便人，就帶個信嚟啦。

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史進拜辭咗魯智深，就各行各路起程。

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而家只係講下魯智深去東京。

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魯智深又行咗八九日，就嚟到東京嘞。

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東京呢個地方呀，哎呀千門萬戶啊三市六街，非常繁華熱鬧。

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智深入到城，唔敢魯莽喇呢趟，好有禮噉，問人哋大相國寺喺邊度。

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啲人就話佢聽：呢，前面橋腳就係喇噉。

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行咗冇耐，就嚟到大相國寺，呢間寺啊好大，好威。

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智深入到去，喺東西廊下睇咗一下，就直接去知客寮嘞。

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個道人見到有個噉嘅和尚嚟唄，就去報畀知客聽啦。

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冇幾耐，知客僧出嚟，睇見智深個樣生得咁兇猛，揸住支鐵禪杖掛住把戒刀，孭住個大包裹就已經有五分怕咗佢先啦。

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誒師兄喺邊度嚟啊？

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智深放落包裹、禪杖就同知客僧互相打個問訊，佢回答話：

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小徒，喺五台山嚟，本師真長老有封信，叫小僧嚟投奔呢處清大師長老，搵個職事僧做喎。

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哦，既然係真大師長老有信嚟，請一齊去方丈啦。

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噉知客帶智深一直去到方丈。

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去到嘞，智深解開個包裹，攞封信出嚟揸住喺手。

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知客僧見到噉樣就提醒佢話：師兄呀，乜你都唔識規矩嘅。

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等陣長老出嚟，你要解低把戒刀，仲要攞嗰七條坐具同埋信香出嚟，禮拜長老噉至啱㗎。

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哦哦哦，誒，你又唔早啲講呢？

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智深即刻解低把戒刀，打開包裹，攞咗一炷香，七條坐具出嚟。

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之佢揦手唔成勢又唔知點做至啱喎。

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知客僧見佢噉樣，知道佢都係唔在行㗎喇，就幫佢褸好件袈裟，然後又教佢鋪好啲坐具先。

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過咗一陣，智清禪師出嚟嘞。

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知客上前稟告佢聽話：長老，呢個僧人係喺五台山嚟嘅，帶咗真禪師一封信嚟啊。

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啊，師兄好耐都未曾有信嚟喇。

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知客就叫智深話：師兄呀，快啲過嚟禮拜長老喇。

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智深即刻將嗰炷香插喺香爐上便，拜咗三拜，然後將封信呈畀長老。

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清長老拆開封信嚟睇，信裏便，詳詳細細噉講清楚，魯智深出家個原因，並且亦講明為乜嘢叫佢下山嚟投奔大相國寺。

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信裏便仲講：萬望慈悲收錄，做個職事人員，切不可推顧。

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此僧，久後必當證果等等。

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清長老睇完信，就叫智深去僧堂唞下食齋飯先。

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智深多謝過長老，就執拾好坐具七條，挽住個包裹攞起禪杖戒刀，跟住個行童去僧堂嘞。

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清長老等智深去咗，就叫齊啲職事僧人嚟方丈商量咯喎。

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佢話喇：你哋都喺齊度咯，你哋睇下，我師兄智真禪師真係冇譜㗎咯。

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先頭嚟嘅呢個僧人，本來係經略府軍官嚟嘅，為因打死咗人就落發為僧。

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點知喺佢嗰處，兩次大鬧僧堂搞到佢唔知幾難做。

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唉，你嗰處收留佢唔落，就㧬嚟我呢度喎。

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如果唔收留佢師兄又噉樣千囑咐萬囑咐，推咗佢又唔好。

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之如果留佢喺度，唉一啲都唔似個出家人嘅樣嘅，我哋呢處點用得着佢㗎？

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都寺有計喇，佢話：

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有喇有喇，長老呀，酸棗門外間舊公署後便嗰個菜園啊，周時都畀軍營嗰啲兵同埋附近嗰廿幾個地踎無賴糟蹋嘅，佢哋喺嗰度放羊放馬，好囉嗦嘅。

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我哋只係派咗個老和尚喺嗰度住持，邊度敢管佢哋㗎？

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不如叫智深去嗰度住持，睇嚟，佢係敢管㗎噃。

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嗯，嗯，都寺講得啱啊。

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清長老就叫侍者去僧堂，等智深食完齋飯呢就叫佢嚟。

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過咗一陣間，嚟喇。

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清長老就話：既然我師兄真大師，介紹你嚟我呢間寺處掛單暫時住落，做個職事人員。

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噉好，我哋間寺有一個大菜園，就喺酸棗門外嶽廟隔籬嘅，你又去嗰度住持管理啦。

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誒每日叫種菜啲人，交十擔菜，有多嘅，你就愛嚟做使用啦。

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長老呀，我師父叫小僧嚟呢處搵個職事僧做，噉都唔叫我做個都寺啊監寺啊噉，噉點解要我去管菜園嘅？

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首座就同佢話喇：師兄，你都唔知道，你係新新嚟掛單暫住，又未曾有過啲乜嘢功勞，噉一下點做得都寺嘅呢？

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誒其實，管菜園亦都係個大嘅職事人員嚟㗎喇。

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嗯，我唔去管菜園，我淨係要做都寺、監寺㗎啫。

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知客就講畀佢聽：你聽我同你講吖，喺僧門裏便嘅職事人員各有各嘅等級，管嘅事亦都各有不同嘅。

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比如小僧我啦，做個知客，噉我掌管嘅就只係款待啲來往嘅客官僧眾咯。

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至於維那、侍者、書記、首座，呢啲都係清職，唔容易得嚟做嘅。

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噉都寺啊、監寺啊、仲有提點啊、院主啊，呢啲都係掌管寺裏便嘅財物嘅。

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你而家啱啱先至嚟到，點會話即刻就得到呢啲上等職務嘅呢？

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誒，仲有嗰啲管藏嘅，叫做藏主；管殿嘅，叫做殿主；管閣嘅，叫做閣主；管化緣嘅，叫做化主；管浴堂叫做浴主。

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嗱，呢啲都係主事人員，中等職務。

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仲有嗰啲管塔嘅塔頭；管飯嘅飯頭；管茶嘅茶頭；管廁所嘅淨頭；

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同埋呢個管菜園嘅菜頭等等，呢啲都係頭事人員，屬於末等職務。

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如果師兄你管菜園，管咗一年管得好，就升你做個塔頭；

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又管咗一年管得好，升你做個浴主；

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又一年管得好咯，噉先至做得監寺㗎。

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啊，係噉㗎。

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誒既然亦有出頭日子，我聽日去就係啦。

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清長老見智深肯去嘞，就留佢喺方丈處休息。

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當日就議定咗職務，跟手寫咗一張榜文，叫人攞去菜園嗰間舊官署度掛起先，聽日就辦理交割手續。

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辦齊呢啲事大家就散。

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第日朝頭早，清長老就簽署咗張法帖即係命令啊，就委派智深去管理菜園。

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智深接咗張法帖，辭別咗長老就孭起個包裹，掛起戒刀揸住禪杖，由兩個和尚帶住佢，一直去酸棗門外個菜園咯喎。

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先頭已經講咗一下㗎喇，呢個菜園附近啊，有二三十個地踎無賴，都係啲賭鬼嚟。

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佢哋係經常走嚟菜園偷菜，就係靠噉樣過日子㗎嘞。

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呢一日，有幾個地踎又嚟偷菜嘞喎，咦？見到喺舊官署道門上面新新掛起一張榜文喎，上面寫住話：

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大相國寺，仰委管菜園僧人魯智深，前來住持，自明日為始掌管，並不許閒雜人等入園攪擾噉。

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嗰幾個地踎睇咗，就走返去同嗰班友商量嘞：

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喂，大相國寺派咗個和尚叫做咩嘢，誒咩咩咩魯智深喎，嚟管菜園噃。

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我哋趁佢新嚟報到去找佢晦氣，打佢個下馬威，等嗰班嘢服咗我哋都好啊。

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有個話喇：嗱，聽我講罷啦，佢新嚟又唔識得我哋嘅，噉我哋又點去搵佢嚟嘈呢又？

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噉啦，等佢嚟到喇，就氹佢去嗰個大屎氹旁邊。

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我哋整成係嚟參拜祝賀佢噉嘅樣，捉住佢雙腳，同佢打個關斗推咗佢落個屎氹處嚱，小小地同佢開個玩笑先啫，點吖？

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誒，好啊，好啊！

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嗰班友商量定嘞，就係等魯智深嚟嘞。

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好喇，嗰日魯智深嚟到咯喎。

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入到去間舊官署，喺房間裏便就放好咗包裹行李，憑好咗支禪杖掛好把戒刀。

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噉嗰幾個種菜嘅道人呢，都嚟參拜過喇；所有嘅鎖匙都交割清楚咯。

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帶佢嚟嗰兩個和尚，同埋往日喺度住持嘅老和尚啊同佢告別咗之後，亦都一齊返去大相國寺嘞。

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噉啊剩返魯智深一個人，無聊無賴呢就行出去菜園四圍睇下。

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嚟喇，嗰二三十個地踎，就攞住啲酒禮糖果，笑騎騎噉入嚟咯喎。

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佢哋話：誒聽講和尚你啊新嚟住持，我哋街坊鄰舍都好高興嚱要嚟賀喜下你啊。

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呢班地踎啊有兩個頭頭，一個叫做過街老鼠張三，一個叫做青草蛇李四喎。

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佢哋兩個嘢帶住班友仔，企住喺個屎氹旁邊，笑口噬噬一味騎騎騎騎噉，吖之就係唔逳。

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魯智深初初唔知佢哋想搞鬼㗎，就行過去屎氹邊對佢哋話喇：

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你哋既然都係街坊，請入去裏便坐啦。

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張三、李四見智深行過嚟，啱喇，就趴喺地下拜幾拜，猛咁話：恭喜啊恭喜啊噉，唔肯起身。

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喺度等智深行前嚟扶佢哋就趁機會逳手啦。

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智深呢下醒覺喇，佢諗：

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呢班人不三不四，又唔肯行過嚟，唔通想整鬼我？

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哈哈，你班傢伙，想嚟掹老虎鬚係嘛？

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好，我就行過去，等班友仔見識下我啲拳腳至得。

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噉智深就大踏步向住嗰班人行過去。

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張三同李四就以為智深真係上當喇呢趟。

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個口一便就噏住：小人成班兄弟專登嚟參拜師父啊。

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一便就圪起身，一個嚟掹左腳，一個就嚟掹右腳咯喎。

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智深都唔等佢哋黐身，一起右腳，將李四成個踢起叮沊一聲就跌咗落個屎氹處。

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張三正話想縮手走人啦，智深嘅左腳早就已經飛起喇，拂！兩個地踎都踢晒落個屎氹處瘟咁掙扎。

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後頭嗰二三十個地踎無賴嚇到面都青埋，想鬆人。

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智深喝住佢哋話：一個走一個落去，兩個走就兩個落去！

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誒誒誒，誒唔敢，誒唔唔，唔敢唔敢，嗰班友冇個敢逳。

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好喇，嗰個張三同李四喺個屎氹處圪返個頭出嚟，嘿呀，頭髮上便呀黐滿晒啲屎蟲。

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個屎氹又深咯喎，辛苦咯，嗰兩個嘢猛咁叫啊，誒師父啊師父啊，誒饒恕我哋一趟啦，誒我哋唔敢喇誒唔敢喇。

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智深就喝啲人話：喂！你哋呢班友仔，快啲去拉返起嗰兩個衰公，我就饒恕你哋係啦。

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嗰班友，七手八腳拉返起張三李四，去到葫蘆架下便，嗯，冤崩爛臭啊！

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哈哈哈哈，你兩個蠢材！快啲去菜園嗰個水池洗乾淨先，等陣我有說話同你哋講。

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嗰兩個地踎喇喇聲走去洗身。

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啲人就你除一件我除一件除咗幾件衣服畀佢兩個着住。

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然後呢，智深將佢哋都帶入去官署裏便坐。

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智深坐喺當中，指住嗰班人話：

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你哋呢幫衰公，唔准呃我，吓。

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究竟係啲咩嘢人，居然走嚟呢處戲弄我？

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張三、李四同埋成班友仔一齊跪低話：

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誒，誒誒稟告師父，誒，誒小人都係祖居喺呢處嘅，一向都係，嘿嘿誒靠賭錢搵食。

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誒唔怕同師父講吖，誒誒呢片菜園係我哋嘅衣食飯碗嚟。

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大相國寺，好幾次使咗錢，想搵人嚟趕我哋扯都冇我哋修㗎嚱。

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誒，誒不過師父啊，你係邊度嚟嘅長老啊？嘩，咁犀利嘅，誒喺相國寺裏頭從來都未見過師父你，誒，嗯嗯嗯，嗯，我哋而家確係心甘情願服侍你喇師父。

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你哋梗係未見過我定啦，我係關西延安府，老種經略相公帳前提轄官。

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為因殺得人多，所以情願出家。

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我係喺五台山嚟呢度，我俗家姓魯，法名智深。

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咪講話你哋三二十個人唔算得乜嘢啊，就係喺千軍萬馬嘅戰陣裏頭，我都敢殺出殺入啊。

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嗰班地踎個個都聽到岌頭岌腦，再三拜謝噉就扯咗咯。

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智深亦都返返入房，打開啲鋪蓋行李，安頓好住宿個地方。

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第二日，嗰班地踎夾咗啲錢，買咗十樽酒，捉咗一隻豬，嚟請魯智深嘞噃。

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就喺官署裏頭就整好晒，請魯智深坐正喺中間。

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嗰二三十個地踎呢，就坐喺兩邊兩便嚟。

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智深話喇：誒噉點係啊，要你哋大家使錢吓。

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我哋有福喇呢趟，今勻呀，有師傅你喺呢度同我哋做主啦嘛。

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哈，哈哈哈哈哈，好，飲！智深非常歡喜。

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佢同埋大家開懷痛飲，飲到咁上下，都有多少醉意嘞。

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有人就唱嘢，有人就講東講西，有人就拍手有啲啊嘰嘰喀喀噉大聲咁笑，高興到不得了。

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正喺度熱鬧緊嘅時候，忽然聽到門口外便有啲烏鴉嘩嘩嘩咁猛咁叫。

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嗰班人裏頭呢，有啲係又迷信又勢利嘅，就一齊話喇：

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赤口上天白口入地，赤口上天白口入地。

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智深就問佢哋話：喂，你哋喺度亂噏乜嘢啊？

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哦，烏鴉叫怕有口舌，唔利事啊。

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邊度有啲噉事啦？

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嗰個種菜嘅道人笑住話喇：呢，喺墻角嗰便啊嗰樖楊樹上便新新搭咗個烏鴉竇，日日都呱呱聲從朝嘈到晚。

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嗰班人就話喇：嘿，擔把梯嚟去拆咗個竇咪得咯。

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有幾個人就話：去咯去咯去咯，真係想去擔梯嘞喎。

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智深趁住酒興，亦都同埋大家一齊出去睇下。

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冇錯喺嗰樖楊樹上便就有個烏鴉竇。

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啲人就話喇：嚟嚟嚟，快啲攞把梯嚟擒上去拆鬼咗佢，咪等佢喺度嘈之巴閉。

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李四就話喇：唔使梯嘞，我就噉擒上去就得喇。

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智深瞄咗一瞄，行到樖樹嘅前面，除低件和尚袍，護低個身。

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右手向下就左手向上，揦實嗰樖楊樹，嘁！將條腰一直，成樖楊樹就畀佢連根拔起。

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嘩！嗰班地踎見到呀，一齊拜到喺地下嚟，一味話：師父啊，你唔係個凡人啊，直情係個羅漢喇！

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如果冇萬零斤力呀點拔得起吖？

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噉有乜嘢啊，聽日，你哋都嚟睇我演武，使器械。

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當晚飲完酒，大家就高高興興散咗咯。

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就係從第二日開始，呢二三十個地踎無賴對魯智深呀服服帖帖。

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每日都帶啲酒肉嚟請魯智深，睇佢打拳演武。

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過咗幾日，智深諗：

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日日都食得佢哋多嘞，等我今日都請返佢哋一餐嚟還席至得。

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於是就叫人入城去買咗幾樣點心生果，買咗兩三擔酒，劏咗隻肥豬、一隻羊。

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當時正係三月尾，個天都幾熱下㗎喇。

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智深就叫人喺槐樹下面，鋪咗幾張蘆席，請嗰班地踎坐落。

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大碗大碗噉斟酒，大嚿大嚿噉切肉，食到嗰班友仔呀飽晒。

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再攞啲點心水果出嚟又飲過一輪，都唔知幾高興。

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嗰班地踎就話喇：師父，呢幾日，淨係見到師父你打拳，都未曾見過師父使器械嘅。

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哈點得師父你玩返兩道畀我哋睇下噉就好咯。

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得啊！智深返入房，攞嗰支渾鐵禪杖出嚟。

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嗰支禪杖呀頭尾五尺長，六十二斤重。

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大家見到都吃咗一驚，嘩嗨！兩隻手瓜你話冇水牛噉嘅氣力呀點舞得逳佢吖？

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智深攞起支禪杖喺手嚟，拂拂聲噉舞起上嚟，真係勻身上下冇半點破綻。

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嘩嗨！好嘢！好嘢！大家一字睇就一字喝彩。