srt/seoiwuzyun/030.srt

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柴進見到宋江喺咁遠嚟到，非常之歡喜啦。

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佢就拖住宋江隻手，行入去裏便正廳，分賓主坐落。

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柴進問：聽講兄長喺鄆城縣做事，呢次乜咁得閒嚟到寒舍呢？

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宋江就回答話喇：

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久聞大官人嘅大名，如雷貫耳啊，雖然不時都收到你嘅信，因冇時得閒，唔能夠前嚟相會。

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呢一次，哈哈，小弟唔好彩，做咗件冇出息嘅事，我哋兩兄弟冇地方安身嘞。

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想嚟想去想起大官人仗義疏財，所以就專誠嚟投奔大官人啊。

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哈哈哈哈哈哈，兄長放心，就算係犯咗十惡不赦嘅大罪，只要嚟到敝莊，就唔使憂心。

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唔係柴進誇口，任佢乜嘢捉賊嘅官軍，佢哋呀，正眼睇下我間莊都唔敢㗎。

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跟住宋江就將殺咗閻婆惜嘅事，從頭到尾講畀柴進知。

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柴進笑起上嚟話：

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哈哈哈，兄長放心啦，就算係殺咗朝廷嘅命官，劫咗官府金庫嘅財物，柴進都有膽將佢哋收藏喺屋企嚟啊，哈哈哈哈哈。

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講完，就請宋江兩兄弟去洗身。

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又攞咗兩套衣服、頭巾、鞋襪，請宋江兩兄弟換過晒。

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好喇，洗完身，乾淨夾舒服，換過新衫。

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噉嗰啲舊衫呢，嗨，梗係有人幫佢哋洗好送去客房㗎啦嘛。

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呢個時候，柴進嚟請佢哋去後堂，嗰度呀已經擺好酒席嘞。

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柴進請宋江喺正面坐，佢自己就對席，宋清呢就坐喺橫頭嚟。

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三個人坐定嘞，有十幾個上等嘅莊客，同埋幾個主管，輪流嚟敬酒，侍候佢哋。

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柴進就再三勸宋江兩兄弟，唔使擔心咁多㗎，即管開懷痛飲啦噉。

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宋江啊連聲多謝啦。

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飲到半醉，三個人，彼此都講下平時點樣敬愛法，十分高興。

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天色夜喇，啲莊客就點起燈火蠟燭。

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宋江話：飲夠酒咯，飲夠喇。

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柴進又點肯呢？

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噉就一直飲到夜晚初更咁上下，宋江話要去下廁所喎，柴進就叫個莊客揸住個燈籠帶宋江去。

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宋江其實想行開下，避開唔使飲咁多酒啫。

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所以去完淨手之後呢，就兜個大𡃈，行咗出去前便嘅走廊喇。

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喺東廊嗰度啊，有一個大漢，因為得咗瘧疾發緊冷，就𢳂咗一剷炭火喺度焙緊喎。

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宋江已經有七八成酒意㗎喇，佢腳步浮浮，擔高個頭，步高步低噉行。

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點知一腳就踩正嗰條鏟柄，將鐵鏟上面嗰啲炭火呀，咕聲就彈咗上去嗰個大漢塊面處。

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哎呀嗰個大漢吃咗一驚，嚇到成身出汗添。

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嗰個大漢嬲起上嚟，一手就揦住宋江心口，喝佢話：

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你係乜嘢人啊？咁大膽嚟撚化我！

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宋江亦吃咗一驚，都唔知點講好。

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嗰個揸燈籠嘅莊客連忙大聲噉話：

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你唔好亂嚟噃，呢位係大官人最敬重嘅客官嚟啊。

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嗰個大漢就話嘞：哼！客官客官，我初初嚟嗰陣，夠係客官嘞，待我夠好咯。

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而家聽埋啲莊客學事非，就怠慢我，真係人無千日好，花無百日紅啊！

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嗰個大漢越講個心就越嬲，哦真係舉起拳頭要打宋江喎。

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嗰個莊客就掉低個燈籠連忙上嚟勸啦。

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正喺度嘈緊，只見兩三個莊客打住燈籠，帶住柴進就飛咁快親自趕嚟話：

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我等嚟等去都唔見押司返嚟，點解會喺呢度嘈起上嚟啊？

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嗰個莊客，就將踩着鏟柄彈起炭火啲事講畀柴進聽。

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柴進聽到就笑起上嚟話：哈哈大漢，你唔識呢位咁出名嘅押司咩？

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出名出名，佢叻得過鄆城宋押司？

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哈哈哈哈哈哈，誒大漢，你識唔識宋押司啊？

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我雖然未見過佢，之喺江湖上，早就聽講佢係及時雨宋公明。

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而且又仗義疏財，扶危濟困，係個天下聞名嘅好漢。

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點見得佢係個天下聞名嘅好漢呢？

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先頭咪講咯，佢真係個大丈夫嚟，有頭有尾有始有終。

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呢，我呢個病一好，我就去投奔佢㗎喇。

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你想唔想見佢吖？

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梗係想啦。

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哼哼，大漢呀，遠在天邊，近在目前喇。

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柴進指住宋江話：呢位就係及時雨宋公明喇。

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真唔真啊？

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宋江就話：小可就係宋江。

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嗰個大漢定眼睇咗一睇，跪低就拜，佢話：

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我而家唔係發緊夢同兄長相見吖嘛？

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宋江話：乜咁錯愛啊？

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先頭小人十分無禮，萬望兄長恕罪，真係有眼不識泰山啊！

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個大漢仲一味跪喺地下唔肯起身。

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宋江就連忙扶起佢話：足下高姓大名啊？

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柴進就介紹佢：佢係清河縣人士，姓武名松，排行第二，喺呢度都住咗成年喇。

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宋江話：喺江湖上時常聽講起武二郎個名，估唔到今日喺呢度相會，幸甚，幸甚啊！

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柴進話：豪傑相遇實在難得，嚟！請一齊入席飲返杯。

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宋江非常之高興，佢拖住武松隻手一齊返到後堂，就嗌宋清嚟見過武松。

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柴進就請武松埋位，宋江又連忙讓佢一齊喺上面坐，武松點都唔肯。

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謙讓咗一輪，終歸武松係坐喺第三位。

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柴進就叫莊客換過晒啲杯盤碗筷，然後請佢哋三個痛飲。

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宋江喺燈光之下，見到武松呀身軀凜凜相貌堂堂，確係一表人才，個心十分歡喜。

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佢就問武松：二郎為咩事嚟到呢處呢？

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武松回答佢話：

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小弟喺清河縣，有一次因為飲醉咗酒，同本地一個官差爭執起上嚟，一時火起，一拳就打暈咗佢。

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小弟以為打死咗佢添，就趯佬啦。

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所以就投奔嚟大官人呢處躲災避難，到而家已經有成年幾喇。

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收尾，探聽到消息話嗰個傢伙冇死到，救返喇噉。

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我就想返去家鄉搵我大佬，點知得咗瘧疾，就唔起得程嘞。

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先頭我正話發緊冷，喺走廊嗰度焙火，畀兄長你踩親條鏟柄嚇咗我一驚，出咗一身冷汗，吖，而家覺得啲病好咗咯喎。

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宋江聽咗非常歡喜。

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當晚，佢哋一直飲到三更先至散席。

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散咗席之後呢，宋江就留武松喺西軒客房，同佢一齊住。

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第二日，柴進又殺羊劏豬擺酒，款待宋江。

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呢啲都不在話下喇。

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過咗幾日，宋江又攞咗啲銀出嚟，要同武松做新衫。

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畀柴進知道咗，嘿，邊處肯叫宋江使錢啦。

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佢自己呢，即刻就攞出一大箱綢緞，吩咐屋企啲裁縫，同佢哋三個做返啲合身嘅衣裳。

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講到呢處，有人就會問喇喂，柴進為咩嘢事咁唔喜歡武松呢噉？

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係噉嘅，原來啊，武松初初嚟投奔柴進嘅時候，亦一樣噉受到接納款待嘅。

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不過住落之後呢，好多時佢飲醉咗酒，脾氣又猛喎，撞啱啲莊客有咩嘢招呼唔到個地方呀，佢就要開拳打人哋㗎喇。

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因此呢，搞到成間莊所有啲莊客呀，冇一個話佢好嘅。

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因為大家都憎佢啊，有機會呢就喺柴進面前煮佢米講佢閒話咯喎，呢樣唔係就嗰樣唔啱。

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講得多喇，柴進雖然仲冇話趕佢扯，之待佢呢就差得多嘞。

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呢次宋江嚟到，帶協咗武松啦，日日都請埋佢一齊飲酒傾偈，噉武松就成個好返晒，發冷病又好咗脾氣又好埋啦。

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陪住宋江住咗十幾日，武松啊想念家鄉，要返去清河縣探佢個大佬。

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柴進、宋江都留佢再住下添。

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武松話：好耐冇得到我大佬個消息，好掛住佢，我係要返去睇下至得。

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宋江話喇：二郎實在要去咯，就唔敢留你喇，你得閒喇就再嚟相會啦。

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宋江嘅好意武松係好感激嘅。

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柴進就送咗啲金銀畀武松，武松多謝佢話：實在係滾攪晒大官人嘞。

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臨走嘅時候，柴進擺咗圍酒同佢送行。

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嗰日武松着咗一件新做嘅紅綢襖，戴一頂白色嘅范陽氈笠，孭起個包袱，揸住一條齊眉棍，同大家辭別過就起行。

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宋江叫佢等一等，喇喇聲返去自己間房，攞咗啲銀就趕返嚟大門口話：我送兄弟你一程啦。

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於是宋江同宋清，就送武松行喇。

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等武松同柴進辭別過，宋江亦話：大官人，暫時分別一陣，等下就返嚟。

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三個人離開咗柴進嘅莊院，行咗六七里路，武松話：好遠喇，兄長請返去啦，柴大官人梗係喺度等你㗎喇。

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再送幾步都唔緊要。

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噉一路行一路傾下閒偈，不知不覺又行咗兩三里路。

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武松拖住宋江話：

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兄長不必遠送喇，常言話送君千里終須一別吖嘛。

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再行幾步添啦，嗱，前便官路旁邊有間酒店，我哋飲佢三杯再分別。

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三個人就行到去嗰間酒店，宋江喺上首便坐落，武松就憑好條齊眉棍，坐喺下席，宋清就喺橫頭坐落。

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宋江叫酒保打酒嚟，又叫咗幾味餸。

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大家飲咗幾杯，眼睇住紅日平西嘞，武松就話：

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天色就嚟夜，阿哥如果唔嫌棄武二嘅話，就請你喺度受我武二四拜，拜為義兄啦。

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宋江大為高興啦。

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武松就跪低對住宋江拜咗四拜。

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宋江就叫宋清攞出一錠十兩重嘅銀，送畀武松。

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武松唔肯收，佢話：

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阿哥，你亦係出門嘅人啊，留返你自己用。

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賢弟你不必顧慮我，嗱你如果仲推，我就唔認你做兄弟㗎喇，哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。

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見宋江噉樣講，武松只好收咗佢啦。

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宋江找咗數，三個人就離開間酒店。

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武松流住眼淚，拜別咗宋江就起程走。

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宋江兩兄弟企喺酒店門口，睇住武松行，一直睇到望唔見喇噉先至返轉頭扯。

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行咗唔到五里路，就見到柴進騎住馬，背後仲牽住兩匹空馬嚟接佢哋。

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宋江好歡喜，一齊騎住馬返去。

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返到去喇，柴進就請佢哋入去後堂飲酒。

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噉宋江兩兄弟呢，從此之後就一路住喺柴進間莊嚟。

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話分兩頭，啊，而家只係講下武松。

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佢同宋江分別之後啊個心就諗嘞：

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平時喺江湖上，只係聽聞過及時雨宋公明，係，果然唔錯！

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能夠結識到噉樣嘅兄弟，亦不枉呢一生。

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武松行咗好幾日，就嚟到陽穀縣地面，不過呢，離開縣城仲好遠下。

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當日嘅中午時分，佢行到又餓又渴，哈哈好彩，前便就有一間酒店。

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00:14:37,076 --> 00:14:44,669
門前就掛住一面酒旗，上便寫住五個大字：三碗不過岡。

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武松入到去間酒店裏便坐落，憑好條齊眉棍，佢就叫喇：主人家，快啲攞酒嚟飲。

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嚟喇嚟喇！

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只見店主人將三隻碗，一雙筷子，一碟熱菜就放喺武松面前。

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然後就滿滿噉同佢斟咗一碗酒。

142
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武松攞起碗，咕咕咕一飲而盡。

143
00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:16,337
好酒，嗯，好掯啊！

144
00:15:16,990 --> 00:15:20,467
主人家，有頂得肚嘅，賣啲嚟送酒。

145
00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,231
只係得啲熟牛肉咋喎。

146
00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:26,438
好啊，切兩三斤嚟送酒啦。

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個店家行入去裏便，切咗兩斤熟牛肉，裝滿一大碟攞咗出嚟放喺武松面前，跟住又再斟滿一碗酒。

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武松飲咗：好酒，好酒啊！

149
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又斟滿一碗。

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啱好飲咗三碗酒，店家就唔再嚟斟咯喎。

151
00:15:51,611 --> 00:15:57,156
武松嘭嘭聲噉拍張枱：主人家，點解唔斟酒嚟啊？

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店家就話：客官如果要牛肉呢，就同你切啲嚟添啦。

153
00:16:04,252 --> 00:16:06,334
我又要酒，又要牛肉。

154
00:16:07,362 --> 00:16:13,848
嘿嘿嘿，牛肉呢即刻就切出嚟畀客官食；之酒呀，就冇得添咯喎。

155
00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:19,801
誒，吖噉又古怪，你點解唔肯賣酒畀我飲吖？

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客官，我門口面酒旗就明明寫住三碗不過岡，你梗係睇到㗎啦。

157
00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:32,043
乜嘢叫做三碗不過岡？

158
00:16:33,241 --> 00:16:39,410
我酒店啲酒呀，雖然係鄉下自己整，但係比得上老酒嘅功力㗎。

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但凡啲客人嚟我間店，飲咗三碗就醉㗎喇，唔過得前面個山岡喇，因此呢就叫做三碗不過岡。

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所以啲來往嘅客官啊，只係飲三碗嘅啫，飲完就唔再要㗎喇。

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00:16:57,718 --> 00:16:59,878
哈哈哈，原來噉嘅。

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00:17:00,464 --> 00:17:04,530
不過我已經飲咗三碗嘞，點解又唔醉呢？

163
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:10,419
我呢種酒呀，叫做透瓶香啊，又叫做出門倒。

164
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:15,949
入口好純好好飲，之一陣咁耐，就醉到碌低㗎喇。

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咪亂噏啦你，憂我唔畀錢你咩，嚟，再斟三碗嚟畀我飲。

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00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:28,326
個店家睇見武松，嘩嗨厲害喇真係逳都唔逳過喎。

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好，又斟咗三碗。

168
00:17:31,613 --> 00:17:40,511
武松飲住酒話：嗯，真係好酒！嘿主人家，我飲一碗就畀一碗錢你，即管斟嚟啦。

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誒，客官啊，嘿客官，你咪一味飲啊，呢啲酒呀真係醉死人冇藥醫㗎。

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咪亂噏廿四啦你，就算你放咗蒙汗藥落啲酒度，我都有個鼻㗎嘛。

171
00:17:57,470 --> 00:18:01,065
個店家講佢唔掂嘞，又一氣斟咗三碗。

172
00:18:02,409 --> 00:18:05,932
武松話：再切兩斤熟牛肉嚟食下。

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於是個店家又去切咗兩斤熟牛肉畀佢。

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武松飲到口滑，㷫晒，仲要飲喎，佢喺身邊攞咗啲碎銀出嚟。

175
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主人家，你嚟睇下我啲銀，夠唔夠找數啊？

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吓？哦，哈有突咯有突咯，仲有得找返畀你添。

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唔使你找錢喇，你斟酒嚟飲啦。

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客官，你如果要嚟飲酒仲有五六碗個喎，就怕你飲唔晒唧。

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嗯，仲有五六碗咋咩？

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好，你斟晒嚟啦！

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客官啊，你神高神大如果真係醉到唔逳得，嘿嘿，點扶得住你啊？

182
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要你扶嘅就唔算好漢！

183
00:19:02,173 --> 00:19:04,458
個店家點都唔肯斟酒喇呢趟。

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我又唔係冇錢畀，又唔係白食你嘅，你咪激到老爺發火啊吓。

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我發起火嚟，就要打爛晒你間屋企裏頭嘅嘢，將你呢間鬼酒店成間反轉嚟！

186
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:26,913
哎呀呢個嘢都飲醉㗎喇，咪喇咪喇，咪惹佢喇。

187
00:19:27,049 --> 00:19:29,619
哦嚟喇嚟喇嚟喇，斟畀你係啦。

188
00:19:30,681 --> 00:19:33,206
店家再斟咗六碗酒畀武松飲。

189
00:19:34,261 --> 00:19:38,541
噉武松前前後後啊，總共飲咗十五碗嘞。

190
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佢攞起條棍，企起身嚟話：

191
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你睇，你睇，我邊度有醉啊？

192
00:19:49,511 --> 00:19:58,644
佢行到出門口笑住話：哈哈，仲話三碗不過岡？啊！吓！

193
00:19:59,313 --> 00:20:03,435
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，攞住條棍就行咯喎。

194
00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:08,179
個店家即刻追出嚟叫住武松話：客官啊你去邊度啊？

195
00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:17,447
武松企定腳：叫我做乜嘢啊！我又冇欠酒錢，嗌我做乜啊？

196
00:20:18,410 --> 00:20:27,814
我係好意㗎，嚟嚟嚟嚟，你返入嚟，睇下官府嘅榜文先我哋抄咗喺處喇，你嚟啦。

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00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:30,418
乜嘢榜文啊？

198
00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:47,065
我講你聽啦客官，而家啊，喺前便景陽岡上便呀，有隻吊睛白額大老虎，個天晏啲唧就出嚟傷人㗎喇，已經呀咬死咗二三十個大漢㗎喇。

199
00:20:47,656 --> 00:20:53,413
官府就落咗命令，限期限刻要啲獵戶打嗰隻老虎。

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00:20:54,009 --> 00:21:03,464
喺山岡啲路口都貼住榜文，叫啲來往客人呢，要成群結隊，喺巳、午、未三個時辰過岡。

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00:21:04,887 --> 00:21:10,806
巳、午、未呢，就即係上午九點到下午三點呢幾個鐘頭以內。

202
00:21:11,683 --> 00:21:17,472
噉其餘寅、卯、申、酉、戌、亥呢六個時辰就唔准過岡㗎喇。

203
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:23,000
嗰啲單身客人呀，務必要等齊有伴先至好過。

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00:21:23,976 --> 00:21:33,314
客官呀，而家正係未末申初嘅時分，我見你行喇都唔問下人嘅，噉啊盞白白送咗自己條命啫。

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不如就喺我呢度住一晚先，等聽日慢慢等夠二三十人喇，噉先至一齊過岡罷啦。

206
00:21:43,526 --> 00:21:55,544
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，我係清河縣人士，景陽岡呢條路，話少啲我都行過一二十次嘞，幾時聽講過有老虎㗎！

207
00:21:56,333 --> 00:22:02,393
嗱你咪講埋啲噉嘅說話嚟嚇我喇，就算有老虎，我亦唔怕！

208
00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:08,972
我係好意救你㗎，嗱，你唔信就入嚟睇下官府嘅榜文啦。

209
00:22:09,768 --> 00:22:13,880
戇居！真係有老虎老爺亦唔怕！

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00:22:14,849 --> 00:22:27,127
哦，你留我喺度過夜，莫非想半夜三更，要謀我個財，害我個命，就攞隻咩嘢老虎嚟嚇我係呢！

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你睇下你睇下你睇下，哎真係好頭戴爛帽好柴燒壞灶，仲畀你講埋啲咁難聽嘅說話添！

212
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:40,357
好喇好喇，你信就信唔信就罷，要行就任從尊便係啦。

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00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:45,448
嗰個店主人猛咁擰頭，行返入酒店。

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00:22:47,151 --> 00:22:53,300
武松呢，揸住條齊眉棍，大踏步就一於行去景陽岡。

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00:22:54,812 --> 00:23:05,396
約莫行咗四五里路，嚟到景陽岡下便，見到有一樖大樹，刮咗一浸樹皮，喺上面寫住兩行字嘅。

216
00:23:06,396 --> 00:23:12,322
吖武松識得返幾個字個喎，佢擔高個頭睇下，只見上面寫住：

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00:23:12,955 --> 00:23:30,325
近因景陽岡老虎傷人，凡有過往客商，可於巳、午、未三個時辰，結伙成隊過岡，請勿自誤。

218
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,969
武松睇咗就笑喇：

219
00:23:33,951 --> 00:23:42,959
嗰個店主人真鬼馬，整埋啲噉嘅詭計嚟嚇人，等啲人去佢間酒店過夜。

220
00:23:43,074 --> 00:23:45,817
哈哈哈哈，我使乜怕佢啊！

221
00:23:46,663 --> 00:23:49,672
拖住條棍一步一步就行上景陽岡。

222
00:23:51,321 --> 00:23:58,834
嗰陣時，已經係申時喇，即係上下五點鐘，一輪紅日，慢慢落山。

223
00:24:00,061 --> 00:24:04,994
武松根本冇理佢，趁住酒興一直行上山岡。

224
00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:09,871
行咗唔夠半里路就見到有一間破爛嘅山神廟。

225
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:16,642
行到去，見到廟門上便貼住一張扱住官府大印嘅榜文。

226
00:24:17,747 --> 00:24:19,990
武松停住腳步讀下張榜文：

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陽穀縣示：為景陽岡上，新有一隻老虎，傷害人命。

228
00:24:31,633 --> 00:24:38,233
現今，杖限各鄉里正，並獵戶人等捕捉，未獲。

229
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:47,253
如有過往客商人等，可於巳、午、未三個時辰，結伴過岡；

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00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:57,901
其餘時分及單身客人，不許過岡，恐被傷害性命。各宜知悉。

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00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:02,430
不准過岡，恐被傷害性命？

232
00:25:04,357 --> 00:25:09,062
武松讀完呢一張榜文先至知道原來真係有老虎㗎噃。

233
00:25:10,354 --> 00:25:14,549
佢想返轉頭再去嗰間酒店啦，不過佢又諗：

234
00:25:15,549 --> 00:25:21,836
我噉樣返去，豈唔係畀佢哋恥笑話我唔係個好漢？

235
00:25:22,552 --> 00:25:26,715
咁衰仔都得嘅咩？唔得，唔返得去嘅。

236
00:25:27,824 --> 00:25:31,916
哼，怕乜嘢吖，即管上去睇下點至得。

237
00:25:33,642 --> 00:25:44,061
武松行行下，啲酒湧上嚟嘞，佢將頂范陽氈笠孭喺背脊處，挾住條棍，一步一步噉上岡。

238
00:25:45,564 --> 00:25:49,792
擰轉頭睇下，個日頭已經漸漸落咗山。

239
00:25:51,244 --> 00:25:56,159
呢個時候係十月份，正係日短夜長個天好容易黑。

240
00:25:57,290 --> 00:25:59,253
武松自言自語噉噏：

241
00:26:00,790 --> 00:26:07,942
邊度有乜嘢老虎啊，啲人自己怕，唔敢上山咋嘛。

242
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:13,901
武松行咗一陣，酒力發作個身發㷫嘞。

243
00:26:14,666 --> 00:26:19,496
噉佢一隻手啊揸住條棍，一隻手解開啲衫紐打開咗個胸。

244
00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:29,727
腳步浮浮舂下舂下噉，行過一座樹林，佢見到有一塊光捋捋嘅大青石，嘿啱晒喇！

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就將條棍憑埋一便，碌低個身正話想瞓咯喎，只見呼呼噉刮起一陣狂風。

246
00:26:40,816 --> 00:26:44,305
咦？點解突然間會翻風啊？

247
00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:51,491
原來啊，喺世間上，雲生從龍就風生從虎喎。

248
00:26:52,837 --> 00:26:57,450
即係有龍出現嘅時候呢，就先會有啲雲湧起嘅；

249
00:26:58,258 --> 00:27:01,043
老虎嚟呢，就實起風個喎。

250
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:11,531
所以呢一浸狂風吹過啊，只聽見喺個樹林背後，撲噉一聲，跳咗一隻吊睛白額大老虎出嚟。

251
00:27:13,408 --> 00:27:23,486
武松見到，嗌咗聲哎呀！即刻喺塊青石上面跳起身，一手擸返嗰條齊眉棍，瀡聲就閃喺嚿青石旁邊嘞。

252
00:27:25,375 --> 00:27:29,060
嗰隻老虎，正在又飢又渴。

253
00:27:30,044 --> 00:27:37,206
佢將兩隻爪喺地下輕輕一䟴，成隻向上一飚，就喺半空中撲落嚟咯喎。

254
00:27:38,264 --> 00:27:46,129
哎呀武松畀佢嚇咗呢一下，先頭飲嗰十五碗酒都變晒冷汗流返晒出嚟咯。

255
00:27:46,992 --> 00:27:54,427
說時遲那時快，武松見到嗰隻老虎撲落嚟，就將個身一閃，就閃咗喺老虎嘅背後。

256
00:27:55,042 --> 00:27:57,102
嘿，呢下就閃得着喇。

257
00:27:57,682 --> 00:28:01,452
事關老虎啊，喺背後睇人係最難嘅。

258
00:28:02,415 --> 00:28:08,721
噉嗰隻老虎就將對前爪撳住地下，將條腰一掀就成隻掀起。

259
00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:11,990
武松啊即刻一避就避埋一便。

260
00:28:12,978 --> 00:28:26,521
嗰隻老虎見掀佢唔到，就嘩嗷噉大吼一聲，哎呀好似半天打咗個霹靂噉，震到成座山岡都岌咗一岌啊嘿厲害啊。

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跟住，就將嗰條好似鐵棍噉嘅老虎尾一趷，趷起嚟一剪，即係一拂喇。

262
00:28:36,237 --> 00:28:37,665
武松又閃開咗。

263
00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:45,163
好喇，原來老虎要捉人呢，就係一撲，一掀，一剪。

264
00:28:46,067 --> 00:28:51,854
呢三籠嘢都出齊仲捉唔到呢，佢嗰啲威就已經冇咗一半㗎喇。

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噉嗰隻老虎出到第三籠拂噉將條尾拂唔到武松，佢又試嘩噉吼咗一聲，一兜兜返轉頭。

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00:29:04,045 --> 00:29:12,953
武松見到隻老虎返轉頭唄，就雙手捹起條棍出盡平生之力，將條棍喺半空中劈落去嘞喎。

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00:29:13,523 --> 00:29:22,553
只聽見啪啦沙噉一聲響，將一尾樹呀，連枝帶葉打斷咗兜頭兜面跌落嚟。

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定眼一睇，呢一棍就冇打着老虎啊。

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原來打得急過頭，打正落樖樹度，將嗰條齊眉棍都打成兩橛。

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而家只係得返半橛揸喺手嚟唧，誒弊傢伙點算呢？點打隻老虎啊？