Which of course is exactly what they are Nothing in the last year has turned out the way they thought it would and they have no idea what to do about it A good Clinton scandal would make everything make sense again But they probably won t get it so they ll just have to content themselves with defending the toddler in the Oval Office and worrying about which of their candidates are going to turn out to have a thing for teenage girls Oh and maybe passing some legislation If they get around to it 