There are only seven days left in the 2016 presidential Seven more days and barring a last minute constitutional crisis this non stop misery ride will finally be over How long has it been Eight Twelve Thirteen years No one really knows any more All we know is that the 2016 election has done to American democracy what cocaine did to Gary Busey s career and much like being stuck in an elevator with Gary Busey it s hard not to pray for the sweet release of death 