 
 <prompt> text: ```Los Angeles (CNN) -- You no go expect say Charlie Sheen go waka quietly afta im increasingly bizarre behavior make im TV bosses fire am from "Two and a Half Men," and Sheen no go wan disappoint you. 

E spew an eight-and-a-half-minute, grandiloquent, profanity-laced tirade online late Tuesday, a day after e bin sack am. 

At first Sheen dey sound like college student wey don read too much of the Beat writers Jack Kerouac or Allen Ginsberg, dey refer to himself as the "raven-wise, Gibson-shredding napalm poet before you, alone and unshackled. 

"Oh how dem once dey beg to attend my perfect banquet in the nude," Sheen dey talk. "Now dem just dey beg for the keys to my gold." 

E dey call himself the "Malibu Messiah" and e dey always refer to himself as a warlock. 

But, as e dey read prepared speech for video wey dem record live for Ustream.com, Sheen dey talk for long wey fit make am hard for viewers to laugh off im rant. 

Chuck Lorre, the creator of the program wey Sheen star for eight years, dey receive the greatest abuse. 

"I see you, you little worm, I see you behind your plastic smile, your bitchy pout, and your desperate need to be liked," Sheen talk, dey call the TV executive "Chuck E. Cheese Ball," e no use Lorre's full name. 

E accuse Lorre of "narcissism, greed (and) hatred of yourself -- or women," one of several moments for the video wey fit give armchair psychiatrists plenty of material to mine. 

E talk say CBS chief executive Les Moonves: "You give me your word so you give me nothing. E must really suck being your missus," again e no use the correct name. 

Answers to the questions:

1. Who make rant on Tuesday?
Charlie Sheen
2. Wetin happun one day before this?
E bin dey sack
3. Wetin cause im firing?
Im increasingly bizarre behavior
4. Which poets the writer compare am to?
Jack Kerouac or Allen Ginsberg
5. Any others?
No
6. Which instrument Sheen claim say e dey "shred?"
Gibson
7. In wetin condition e dey assert say guests wan go im banquet?
In the nude
8. Wetin e think say dem dey beg for?
The keys to im gold
9. Wetin nickname e give himself?
Malibu Messiah
10. Which mystic vocation e claim say e belong to?
Warlock
11. On top wetin platform e issue this rant?
Ustream.com
12. E be like say e impromptu?
No
13. E easy for viewers to laugh off?
No
14. Who be the creator of the show wey e fire from?
Chuck Lorre
15. Who be the primary target of im ravings?
Chuck Lorre
16. Wetin animal Sheen compare am to?
Worm
17. And wetin nickname Sheen give am?
Chuck E. Cheese Ball
18. How e characterize Lorre's smile?
Plastic
19. And wetin character flaws e accuse Lorre say e get?
Narcissism, greed, hatred of yourself or women
20. E feel say the CBS chief's wife dey happy to marry am?
No``` <response>: ```1. Charlie Sheen
2. dem fire am
3. im behavior wey dey strange
4. Jack Kerouac
5. Allen Ginsberg
6. Gibson
7. naked
8. keys to my gold."
9. Malibu Messiah
10. a warlock
11. Ustream.com
12. no
13. no
14. Chuck Lorre
15. Chuck Lorre
16. a worm
17. Chuck E. Cheese Ball
18. as plastic
19. narcissism and greed
20. no``` 