 
 <prompt> (CNN) -- Wen White House press secretary Josh Earnest tok dis week say President Barack Obama don "substantially improved the tranquillity of the global community," many observers react with disbelief. 

Wen di President refuse to go di U.S.-Mexico border last week to see di crisis of young people wey dey flood enter United States because "he's not interested in photo ops," lesser mortals note say he don play pool with Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, drop by brewery to drink beer and shake hands with man wey wear horse-head mask. 

Wen he go Delaware on Thursday and start with few sentences about di shooting down of Malaysian airliner for Ukraine before he crack joke about Joe Biden and go back to him prepared text on infrastructure, many think say he no take international disaster serious. Dem even less impressed wen he chop lunch for Charcoal Pit and order burgers and fries (not a photo op, of course). E no be until 24 hours later before he carry himself go podium to promise say he go do aggressive investigation. 

With di Islamic State of Iraq and Syria dey cause di collapse of Iraq and continued violence for Syria, di Syrian dictatorship dey consolidate power, di Iranians dey fail to take steps to end dia nuclear weapons program and Hamas dey fire more than 1,000 rockets for Israel, di President and him team don move decisively to brief The New York Times on him passion for late-night intellectual dinners wey dey explore physics, architecture and questions wey far pass the fate of the Middle East. <response>: ```1. Barack Obama
2. John Hickenlooper
3. One governor
4. Colorado
5. No
6. one brewery
7. drink beer
8. Yes
9. one man with one unique mask
10. of one horse head
11. go Delaware
12. the shooting down of one airliner
13. Joe Biden
14. the collapse of am
15. because of Islamic State of Iraq
16. Yes
17. Syria
18. Josh Earnest
19. he be press secretary
20. say President Obama don "substantially improve the tranquillity of the global community,"``` 