Our best jokes are our cop jokes.

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Na ishin njehere dy polica, qe kishin degjuar se nje burr nga fshati kishte droge, keshtu qe i shkuan per nje vizite ta kontrollonin. Kerkuan e kerkuan po s'gjeten gje, deri sa pane lopen e fshatarit. Duke menduar se ja kishte dhene lopes ti hante qeset me droge morren nje tubo qe ti frynin nga bytha deri sa ti nxirrte nga goja.

Fryn e fryn i pari, hic gje.

"Me ler mua" ;thote polici i dyte, dhe heq tubon duke e futur nga ana tjeter, krahun qe i frynte i pari ne bythe te lopes, krahun qe ishte ne bythe te lopes, ne goje.

"C'ben? Pse e fut nga ana tjeter?"; i thote i pari.

"Pse mo? Nga goja jote do i fry une?

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A couple of cops got a hint that a villager was smuggling drugs, so they went to his house to search him. They searched and searched but to no avail, they couldn't find the drugs. When they were about to leave they noticed the villager's cow and they thought of searching the cow too, thinking the villager had made the cow ingest bags of drugs. They saw a hose nearby and got the brilliant idea of blowing into the cow's ass until she coughed up the drugs.

The first cop blew and blew until he turned blue, but nothing.

"Let me do it" ;said the second officer, taking the hose out and switching ends, putting the end where the first cop had his lips in the cows ass, and the other end, well on his lips.

"What are you doing"; the first cop interrupted him, "Why are you switching ends?"

"I'm not gonna put my lips where you put yours"; the other said and started blowing.
包含语种1:Albanian，语种2:English