human
Produce a detailed written description of a comedic scene outside a coastal area with a boulder and hoof prints.
assistant
A runoff parallels the road for a short way before cutting a sharp angle away and then down toward the ocean. Wagon tracks, ruts, and hoof prints marr the ground where the ditch carves a path across the road, the cause of many a stumble. The tiny crevice vanishes into the gaping maw of a large cloven boulder that sits askew, striking the pose of a slack jawed fool drunk after too many drinks.