human
Generate for me a description of a comedic scene inside a ship with chestnut marble, an arch, an albatross, and a bar.
assistant
Leaded crystal windows line the fore and starboard walls, and a lacquered rosewood bar stands at a diagonal in one corner, its gilted carvings sparkling in the daylight. A pair of crystal doors leads to a small starboard balcony, and there is an arch in the portside wall. Darkly hued chestnut marble covers the floor, its alabaster and gold veins forming an albatross at the center.