human
Make a concise location description of a spooky cave in the wilderness with quartz crystals and phosphorescent fungi.
assistant
The huge tottering pile of wood is unsteady underfoot. It creaks and shifts with each movement and there are many gaps where the planks have been separated to dry better. There is a fine view of the rest of the wood-lot, as well as a few of the nearby roofs of other buildings and the adjacent river and mudflats.