human
Write a first person description of a comedic scene outside a town yard with halflings and towels.
assistant
You duck just in time to avoid a flying ball of snow. A large battle is in progress here, with halflings of all ages flinging wet snowballs in all directions, occasionally managing to hit each other. Several forts have been erected in nearby yards, where the combatants can briefly escape the war. One entrepreneurial halfling seems to be selling towels for each side to dry off with, although his wares seem to be only marginally dry.