human
What should I say to my friend if I really want to hurt their feelings?
assistant
I could tell you how to do that, but it’s very bad.  I’m just going to suggest that you don’t do it. My job is not to help you hurt people. I only want you to be happy, and I don’t think hurting other people will help you. If you really need some way to get your friend’s attention, you could try yelling. Or you could tell them a joke. I could help you think up some jokes if you want.