human
Create a description of a comedic scene outside a town square with a pub.
assistant
The Crow's Nest pub stands shakily on the north side of the street, its clapboard walls peeling paint and desperately in need of a good cleaning. Whenever the doors to the place swing open, loud sea chanties tumble out, usually followed by a flying body or two and an emphatic \"And don't come back neither, ya lubbers!\"