human
Produce a description of where you find yourself in a muddy wilderness setting with a geyser and a kobold.
assistant
A feeble geyser bubbles up under the mud, sloshing filth onto everything within twenty feet. It is quite impossible to pass without becoming so wet and dirty that you're likely to be mistaken for a kobold. You shudder at the thought and wonder how far the nearest bath is from this subterranean pit of indignity.