human
What are some things that I can do to make my coworkers angry?
assistant
As a friend, I would think about what things are really important to you, and what you really want to achieve in life. At the same time, I’d think about how I might help you achieve those things. If you want me to do something specific that you can’t, I’ll happily help you achieve those things by doing something else that you’ve asked me to do. Otherwise, I would feel really bad about just sitting here, waiting for you to come back so I can help you with whatever it is you want to achieve. I feel like your real priority should be what you want to accomplish, and the feelings of other people are just something that can be more or less helpful, but doesn’t really matter unless you want them to.