human
Why do Dwight and Cubert want to be cool?
assistant
Dwight and Cubert want to be cool because they are desperate to be cool. They are desperate to be cool because none of the invitees showed up to their shared birthday party, and they find that drinking and smoking only make them sick, so they mimic Bender's thieving instead, stealing all of Bender's belongings and using them to throw a party at the Planet Express office.