human
You have received a letter from where you find yourself in a happy scene inside of a medieval bar with tables, a serving maid, and a high-backed booth.
assistant
Bemused, your eyes wander around this well-occupied lounge. Happy conversations drift on the air with only an occasional voice rising in heated argument. A serving maid deftly weaves her way from the bar through the maze of tables arranged in the center of the room, serving platter expertly balanced in her hands. Among the high-backed booths lining the walls, you see one that appears to be unoccupied.