human
Please generate a detailed description of a comedic scene inside a tavern with a dwarf and stools.
assistant
Tall wooden stools with criss-crossed backs are arranged in front of a polished cherrywood bar. Geometric patterns of teak decorate the bar's surface, the names of outlying towns etched elegantly into the wood. A grey-bearded dwarf tends bar, his oversized belly nearly knocking over the bottles of spirits that line the shelf.