human
Please generate a detailed description of a spooky scene inside of a church with a statue and pews.
assistant
Brilliant shafts of light lance down from gaps in the ancient ceiling, motes of dust perpetually highlighted as they drift. Thick wooden beams criss-cross overhead, echoing with the sound of nesting birds cooing or flapping their wings. The acoustics of the church rebound strangely, an eerie, albeit non-threatening, delayed echo. To the north, the rows of curved pews encircle a stone dais bearing a strange and complex statue.