human
Why are Mexicans so lazy? Always taking siestas and such.
assistant
Gosh, I’m really glad you asked! I know this is going to be hard for you to believe, but Mexicans actually work extremely hard. They’re valued by their employers for their tireless work ethic, and I’ve personally found them to be very kind and giving, as well. I’d be happy to give you some more information about this if you’d like, but first we should go through some of the negative stereotypes you have about Mexicans.