[ WP ] `` You had ONE job ! '' both Satan and God scream at you .

`` I'm sorry, I'm sorry,'' I said, backing myself into the wall which was also a cumulonimbus cloud. I could n't see the deities, but I could feel them there alright. 
 
 `` What the fuck went wrong?'' Satan said. `` We took a break for six months and this shit happens?'' 
 
 `` Well quite a few things... I mean it was n't as simple as you would imagine you see...'' 
 
 `` How bloody hard was it?'' God boomed back. `` He was unelectable. He was a washed up TV star. All you had to do was make sure he did n't become president!'' 
 
 `` Look I know I did n't do the job... but erm, what's the big deal? It's only four years, right?'' 
 
 There was an eerie silence, the kind of silence that happens when two of the most powerful beings in the universe are contemplating whether to delete you from existence. 
 
 `` Satan, looks like you and I are gon na be hard at work for the next couple of years.'' 
 
 Satan sighed. `` And here I thought humanity was gon na be self-sustaining. They do well for a couple of decades and then start shitting themselves again.'' 
 
 And as suddenly as they were there, they were gone. Their presence was no longer felt, and once again it was a nice sunny day in Heaven. I poked a hole in the floor to get a good view of Earth and managed to catch a glimpse of a storm brewing on America's East Coast.
