[ WP ] You are a lowly minion in a computer game . The hero has just completed a speed run , and you have to report to your boss and explain why you were spared , while so many of your comrades were slain .

Bowsers gon na be pissed.... 
 
 Uh hello this is Gumba number 00345 reporting from the 1-1 sector. 
 
 yea, uh hu, everything is fine over here.... except one thing. 
 
 well, you see sir.... Gumba 00344 sorta just got stepped on. 
 
 yea I do n't really know how this happened either sir. 
 
 well I mean we were walking the usual beat, between those two pipes. And it just sorta happened. the red guy popped up, and then bang gone. 
 
 00344 just sorta disappeared.... I do n't know what I'm gon na say to his wife. 
 
... 
 
 I mean I'm not really sure what the significance was of us walking between those two pipes... seems kinda pointless. And from a tactical standpoint it sorta makes it easier for us to get stepped on. 
 
.... 
 
 yes sir 
 
 I understand sir. 
 
 Well the red guy just sorta kept running, seemed like he was in a hurry 
 
 no sir I could n't chase him because of the pipes 
 
 actually how did I manage to get between those pipes anyway? I cant really jump or anything 
 
.... 
 
 yes sir. 
 
 I'll ask less stupid questions sir. 
 
 I understand sir. 
 
 alright roger that sir. 
 
 

