[ WP ] Write something depressing about the meaning of life , or lack thereof .

Meaning of life,'where is it, where is it'' god muttered to himself as he started tossing out papers all over heaven, `` you Gabriel have you seen where i left the meaning of life?'' 
 
 `` The meaning of life my lord?, i do not recall you creating such a thing'' 
 
 God ceased its frantic search and pondered the words `` so either i did n't make it or it was before your time `` 
 
 `` My lord why not ask Lucifier, he has been with you since the beginning'' 
 
 God loudly groaned `` this is going to be so embarrassing'' 
 
 ring ring, ring ring, ring ring ring. 
 
 `` Hello this is Lucifer, to whom am i speaking?'' 
 
 `` Hello Lucifer, i'm in a bit of a jam, do you recall where i stored the meaning of life? `` 
 
 `` God you did n't make it remember, i was all like, God we should totally have like a meaning of life for those.. humans i think you named them, and you were all like whatever gon na nap first all this creating made me sleepy'' 
 
 ``.....but.....fuuuuu....do you still have that asteroid thing you used on the dinosaurs?''
