[ WP ] Write a short story using as many literary clichés as possible .

i was sitting at my desk, the cool breeze coming from my fan was blowing across me, but, along with the coolness came a smell, my cat had recently lost control of her bowels and there was fresh evidence of this on my new mousepad. 
 
 `` i guess cats really do hate mice'' that's my partner, chekhov, always quick with a joke, and always playing with that damn gun, one of these days that things going to go off, you mark my words. 
 
 `` har har har, and stop fuckin' with that gun alright? you make me nervous.'' this guy, ca n't he see i'm busy? sure we have n't had a case in weeks, but i can still be busy. in fact right now i'm doing an experimentation on gravity you see, i put my shoes up on the ceiling fan and i just turned it on, slowing, it's starts spinning, then faster, then faster, and all the sudden one of the shoes drops and almost hits my keyboard, then chekhov looks concerned and is about to say something but i shush him, `` chekhov, i'm waiting for the other shoe to drop!'' at that moment, it does, and it also missed my key board, however, it did land on my mouse pad, launching my cats movement across the room, and that my friends, is when the shit really hit the fan.
