[ WP ] Two people have been living in the same house for 10 years , but neither of them knew it . One day , they finally meet ...

`` Goodness!'' Sheila said as she opened her dresser drawer. 
 
 `` I should say so!'' said the gentleman inside it. `` Do you simply enter everybody's home without knocking where you come from? Shockingly rude!'' 
 
 He pulled himself upright and reached through her stockings until he found his top hat, which he placed, with a great deal of dignity, upon his head. 
 
 `` Well,'' Sheila stammered, `` It's just,'' she said, `` I suppose,'' and then, `` I have been keeping my stockings in here for some time.'' 
 
 `` Another thing I've been meaning to write about!'' he snapped. `` Simply tossing your refuse into a gentleman's home! The very height of indignity, I say!'' 
 
 `` I'm terribly sorry,'' Sheila said, a little caught off guard. The man in her dresser climbed up out and stepped onto the floor, fixed his collar, and pulled a cane out from inside one of her stockings. `` It's just - the thing is,'' Sheila managed, `` I did -- *pay* for the dresser.'' 
 
 The man let out a loud, slow, dramatic groan that went on for well over a minute. `` Just the mentality today,'' he muttered to himself with disgust. `` Just the very mentality people have today. You see, ma'am, *I* am anarcho-socialist.'' 
 
 `` A what?'' 
 
 `` An *anarcho-socialist*,'' he repeated. `` I do n't believe in personal possession property. What gall, I must say! To go around thinking, simply because *you* own the home and *you* own the dresser, somehow they belong to *you*! Goodness, next you'll be saying Jerry ca n't live in the bed!'' 
 
 `` Jerry?'' she said. 
 
 `` Yes?'' Jerry said from inside the bed. 
 
 `` She says you ca n't live in the bed anymore, Jerry!'' the man called. 
 
 `` Ca n't live in the bed?'' Jerry cut a hole into the mattress and pulled his head through. `` Who bloody well says I ca n't live in whatever bed I please?'' 
 
 `` She does!'' the man in the top hat said, pointing an accusing finger at Sheila. 
 
 `` Bloody capitalists!'' Jerry spat out a few feathers as he spoke. 
 
 `` I did n't!'' Sheila heard herself crying out in a strange defensive reflexive. `` I mean, I -- well, it's just -- now, wait a minute here. You've been *sleeping* in my bed?'' She felt quite dizzy now. `` My husband and I make love in that bed!'' 
 
 `` Just the mindset of the modern bourgeoisie!'' Jerry said. 
 
 `` Now you've got him going,'' said the man who lived in the drawer. 
 
 `` Listen to her! *My* husband makes love to *me* in *my* bed. Bloody hell! Just because he's your husband, suddenly you're the only one who gets to make love to him! Next you'll be saying Charlie ca n't watch from the closet!'' 
 
 `` Charlie?'' she cried. `` Now, wait a minute! Who is Charlie?'' 
 
 The door swung slowly open and a small meek man revealed himself inside. `` It's the only thing that gives me pleasure, ma'am,'' Charlie said, not daring to look her in the eye. 
 
 Things may have gone on to sheer ridiculousness had her husband not stepped home at that moment. Fortunately, in he came, full of righteous fury and dignity. 
 
 `` What in the devil is going on here?'' he demanded as he walked in and looked at the people filling his bedroom. `` What's all this, then?'' 
 
 `` Darling!'' Sheila cried. `` These men have been living in our home! This one's been in my stocking drawer, and this one in our bed - and this one -- I do n't know what the little one does, but he unnerves me most of all!'' 
 
 `` I watch, ma'am,'' Charlie said. `` I'm a watcher is all. It's a fine tradition. Me father watched in this closet before I did, and I expect my son'll carry it on.'' 
 
 The husband shook his head as looked around the scene. `` Disgusting!'' he said. `` Completely disgusting! Sheila, you've made such a commotion that you've gone and upset poor Jerry!'' 
 
 `` She's a bloody capitalist is what she is,'' Jerry said. 
 
 `` I'm so sorry, Jerry. I know she can be difficult.'' He gave his wife a stern look of disapproval. 
 
 `` Goodness, Sheila,'' he said. `` Could you imagine if the Robinsons acted this way while we filmed them?''
