[ WP ] Reddit finally secured funding to build a vast metropolis in its likeness . It is broken up into boroughs and cities , which represent subreddits . Every aspect of this mega city has been designed specifically to cater to and sustain millions of redditors . Describe your experiences here .

As I stood on the balcony of my 64th floor apartment near the center of the great metropolis of Reddit, I stared up at the cloudless sky, the stars completely blotted out by the bright lights of this massive city. I laughed briefly to myself, shaking my head at the thought of /r/space and /r/science moving their research headquarters from their original locations near the city center to a remote location over 100 miles away, safe from the intense light polution that had come to dominate these skies in recent years. /r/space enthusiasts, when in the city limits, could n't so much as see a single star in the sky anymore. 
 
 No one expected the city to grow like it had. Here I stood now, amongst the other massive skyskrapers created in the minds of /r/cityporn designers like myself, which had been popping up like dandilions over the past couple of decades since the funding came in. Inside, I heard the 8pm showing of `` Ask me Anything'' start on the tv. It sounded like it was featuring Nobel prize winner Nicole Beiber, the daughter of the late Justin Beiber. As I heard the first question being asked ( `` how did you manage to motivate yourself throughout life when your father was such a miserable failure? `` ), my mind drifted back to the future of our beloved city. 
 
 As the second largest city on Earth, next to Google Inc.'s `` Smart City'', Reddit had become almost too large to sustain itself. Google had organized their city very carefully from a central board of city planners, who took no shortcuts in assuring the most efficient and utopian-like development. Google had built this city-state into the most powerful of its kind. Worries about the true intentions of Google's board of directors swirled around other major cities, most notably amongst Redditors. 
 
 Imgur, Flickr, and many other neighboring cities that supplied Reddit with its raw materials for years were now absorbed or annexed by the growing mega-city. The outskirts of Reddit, which dotted the countryside for miles and miles were made up of small-to-medium'mini cities' of various subreddits, some obscure, some unsafe, some completely vile, and some hidden gems themselves. 
 
 I had to venture out tonight, for some much needed relaxation- we had been extremely busy within /r/cityporn lately, since a tremendous amount of funding went to us, with the general consensus from Redditors wanting to create a visually appealing city. When designers such as I ventured out of the downtown district, surrounded by other popular subreddits with high funding, we needed to protect our identity. Many subreddits receieve little to no funding, and are ( understandably ) quite envious of us, living in our high-rise apartments, close to all of the best infrastructure, and living on our handsome salaries. 
 
 I put on some of my more'weathered' clothes, and headed out for a stop in the not-too-distant sub-community of /r/trees, for a little relaxation. `` The Forest'', as it had be aptly nicknamed, was a safe-haven for Redditors from all walks of Reddit. It was known unanimously as the most tolerant community, and had the lowest crime rate by a landslide. It was the other communities I had to venture through that I was worried about. Being identified as one of the'centrals', as people in distant sub-communities referred to us as, would surely only lead to trouble. 
 
 With a complete lack of friends and family around me, and nothing but work and sleep consuming my life, I needed to get out of my apartment sometimes. My final destination would be the red-light district, also within walking distance, built by /r/gonewild. It was, admittedly, my favorite place to unwind. 
 
 As I left my apartment, and began the walk down the street towards the entrance to /r/worldnews, then through the glitzy studios of /r/pics and /r/gifs, and beyond, I had to be careful. This was the life in Reddit now. It became a place of inequality in wealth, safety, and livability- and I wondered how long it would last before it ultimately boiled over. I knew that the outside subreddits would revolt eventually, I just hoped I would be gone before it happened. I would be here until the day I die, but I did n't know how peaceful the rest of my time here would be. 
 

