[ WP ] You are the opposite of a Weeping Angel : You can only move if someone is looking at you . What is your life like ?

As a baby, my parents thought me most peculiar. At first, I was a source of constant stress to them. I became so quiet when they were n't around, quiet enough to warrant suspicion that I was ill, to warrant paranoia as it happened time and time again. Every doctor they went to could n't explain it, as I was always in perfect health when they tested me, even when they kept me overnight for study. 
 
 In retrospect, it makes so much more sense. I could only move if someone was looking at me. Thankfully, whatever strange condition compelled me to be still did n't prevent me from breathing, or stop my heart, but I may as well be paralyzed. You can only imagine the difficulties growing up. How many times I fell over mid-step, as someone who was walking behind me turned away for a moment. I learned how to carefully watch my surroundings, so as not to be caught unawares when I lost attention. Going out at night alone was more dangerous for me than any other woman, since there was always a risk that I would be stranded. 
 
 Things became easier when I discovered the strangest loophole. By this point, I had learned to recognize the onset of my paralysis. I was in my room, listening to some music, when I felt myself able to move. I jerked my head towards the door and saw nobody there. Window - nobody. By this point I was becoming thoroughly spooked. I'll admit it, I ran from my room scared. When I got to the living room, I saw my family was watching a home video, and I was on the screen. Some quick experimentation later confirmed it: I could move as long as I was being watched, even if it was just a picture or video of me being watched. 
 
 From there, my life fell into place. I amassed fame as quickly as I could, needing to have eyes on me at all times. The only thing that grew faster than my fame was my paranoia. I never wanted to be caught paralyzed again. I had sex with celebrities and let the tapes get leaked. I televised my wedding, turning it into a media frenzy. I broke the internet, I married Kanye, and I will never be disabled again.
