[ WP ] You just got a bitchin ' new starship ! The problem is that the ship 's AI is a real jerk .

`` Engage the warpdrive, Sherry. We've got places to be.'' My fingers tapped quickly across the holographic interface, setting up the preperations for warp. 
 
 *'' WHICH WARP DRIVE? `` * 
 
 `` We only have one warp drive.'' 
 
 *'' ARE YOU SURE? `` * 
 
 `` Yeah.'' 
 
 *'' OK. I WILL ACTIVATE THE SECOND WARP DRIVE. `` * 
 
 `` Goo - wait, no. Enable the first Warp Drive Sherry. We only have ONE warp drive.'' 
 
 *'' WHY WOULD THE NUMBER IDENTIFICATION OF THE WARP DRIVE MATTER IF THERE WAS ONLY ONE WARP DRIVE? `` * 
 
 ``.. For fucks sake, just activate the warp drive please.'' 
 
 *'' OK.'' * 
 
 The starship kicked into warpspeed, beginning its journey towards our planned destination. 
 
 `` Give me a list of mercenary contracts in the Skalnh System please.'' 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 ``.. No?'' 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` Why not?'' 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` Sherry.'' I regret this purchase. 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` Sherry!'' I hate this AI. 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` SHERRY!'' I'm going to wipe this AI's personality clean, I swear to God. 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` NO.'' 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` NO.'' 
 
 *'' NO. `` * 
 
 `` YES.'' 
 
 *'' YES. `` * 
 
 *''...'' * 
 
 *'' SHIT. FINE. DISPLAYING MERCENARY CONTRACTS. `` * 
 
 `` Thank you Sherry.'' 
 
 I ca n't help but smile now at Sherry's attitude. It is annoying as hell, but, it feels quite human. 
 
 Maybe this purchase was n't such a waste after -- 
 
 *'' LIFE FORM DETECTED IN PERSONAL QUARTERS. OPENING AIRLOCK. `` * 
 
 `` Sherry, no! That's my fucking cat, Whiskers!'' 
 
 *'' OOPS. `` * 
 
 For fucks sake, Sherry.
