[ WP ] You retrieve your Secret Santa match . It 's Satan .

So I thought it would be fun to participate in this year ’ s secret santa. Going online, I retrieve my match. It says that I ’ m supposed to send something to the following address: 666 God Damn Court, Hell. As for a user, I somehow have access to every single troll that has ever existed or ever will exist on the Internet. 
 
 Now what do you get Satan? Well it was a no brainer for me. He had posted links to a few pictures under his interests tab. Lets just say I regret clicking on them; curiosity got the best of me. But they made it clear what he needed. 
 
 And so I wrapped his gift, packaged it up, and dropped it off at the post office. Surprisingly the clerk there said the address wasn ’ t a problem; apparently they delivered to it all the time. As I walked out, I decided that I would never visit that post office again, and pray that I would never see that clerk again. 
 
 And then I waited. A few days passed. The tracking info said it had arrived. But Satan didn ’ t post anything. Another few days. Still nothing. Weeks passed by and I gave up. Satan refused to acknowledge his gift. 
 
 It wasn ’ t until a year later that I got an e-mail saying Satan had finally posted a picture of his gift. Across the photo, in big flaming letters, was “ WTF! ” Apparently he wasn ’ t too crazy about the bible I sent him. I ’ m not even religious, so I thought this whole business of him being Satan was some made-up bullshit anyways, but apparently it wasn ’ t. If you ’ d seen the links he had posted though, you ’ d have sent him a bible too. The boy needs to learn some morals. The women, the goats, the tires, everything else in those photos, their positions… I ’ m not sure I can ever scrub that from my mind. To those who say they ’ ve seen it all, they ’ ve truly seen nothing.
