[ WP ] You 're a bomb defuser . Ranked number one , saving thousands of lives . Your trade secret ? You have no idea what you 're doing .

I got the call again. This one was a doosey that even he bomb squad elite could n't crack. They always call me to get the job done, the only problem with that however, is I have idea what I'm doing. 
 
 I'm rushed over to the scene by an officer. `` There's only five minutes left!'' Screams out the officer in charge. I can see the panic written all over his face. He was n't prepared for this, none of them were. Not even te bomb squad, hell even I was n't. 
 
 The closer I got the louder the ticking was. I was n't even in bomb gear but I've also never failed to defuse one of these confusing contraptions. I see the timer, just four and a half minutes left. What did I do with the last bomb? Pull some wires out or something. I'll try that again. 
 
 The remaining time on the timer is now half of what it was. This is bad, why is it always me that gets stuck doing the job I have no clue of how to do? I'm gon na try something new, I'm going to kick the bomb. I stand up, pull my leg back and swing my leg forward. The bomb flew towards the closest building and hit the wall breaking into pieces. 
 
 Well that was lucky, it did n't explode and the ticking has stopped. I motion with my hands that it was safe. The bomb squad comes in and retrieves the bomb while I head back to the scene commander. `` How did you know that would work?'' He asked puzzled. `` Lucky guess.'' I smirked. All in a days work for not knowing what the hell you are doing. I see a pub across the street and head towards it. I could use a drink.
