[ WP ] You somehow manage to trick the devil into selling his soul to you

`` Wow satin it sure is hot in here, mind if I put on the AC?'' 
 
 `` Do n't touch that you swine!'' Satin roared. `` Hell is no place for luxioury! It is a place of eternal damnation!'' He bellowed. 
 
 `` What if it was n't?'' The man said sparking the Devils interest. 
 
 `` Go on you bastard.'' Satin said giving undivided attention to the man. 
 
 `` Well for the small price of something small you will get AC for the entire depths of hell!'' 
 
 `` Even the molten lava pits of sorrow?'' 
 
 `` That's right all the way from the lava pits to the furnace of doom! You just have to sign here!'' 
 
 Satin jumped up and ran over spawning a hellish pen singing the contract with the blood of one thousand virgins. 
 
 `` And here. And here. Initial there. Do n't forget here.'' The man added as they flipped through the pages. 
 
 `` Alright all done!'' The man said causing satin to howl like a innocent puppy. 
 
 `` When do I get it?'' Satin asked as the man left the room. 
 
 `` I own your soul you idiot.''
