[ WP ] You manage to sneak onto Noah 's ark . In order to avoid detection , you must eat some of the animals to survive .

Day 3, night 3: I've remained undetected by the boat guy and his family. He's kind of a jerk for only letting his family on board. The hunger pangs are beginning to hit and the baby T-Rexs are looking at me funny. Its probably not a good idea to have such dangerous creatures on board. I may have to eat them. 
 Day 4, night 4: baby t-rex was delicious. They tasted like veal and lizard. I had to eat both of them. I do n't think anyone will notice them gone. These irresponsible animal hoarders have n't checked down here since the rain started. Conditions are getting unsanitary. Now the unicorns have been spreading rumors about me. I think we know who's next.
