[ WP ] Every single imaginable apocalypse happens simultaneously .

`` Oh my god''. 
 
 The walls shaking violently casting off plaster and pictures. Every smoke, car, and business alarm in the city begins to bell loudly in a cacophony noise accompanied by tornado sirens, blow horns, elevator dings, and what can only be described as a biblical horn acting as the harbinger in the end of days. 
 
 `` What the hell is happening. Oh, my god. Fuck'' 
 
 The television volume rased to cringe inducing decibles, sounding off: 
 
 `` This just in. Hurricans, tornadoes, fire balls, plagues, famine, vlad dracule risen from the dead along with mecha hitler and the things from the mist encroach upon the city, take cov''. 
 
 *FUZZ* 
 
 Grasping tight the table leg that once only rattled on the floor, yet now gastly levitates and makes angry hissing noises. 
 
 `` this is it, this is really it. The entire end of days, except, for the apocalypse where everything ends abruptly. At least we have that going fo''. 
 
 Everything ends abruptly.
