[ WP ] The hero was killed , the princess was sacrificed , and the evil king rules the land . For the average citizen , though , things have taken a turn for the better .

`` Heya Ron!'' 
 `` Hello Alice.'' 
 `` Have you been watching the news?'' 
 `` Nah, I finished my shift late at the brimstone mine.'' 
 `` They are reporting another rogue prophecy hero.'' 
 `` Satan almighty, no! Not that crap again. I remember when the'good guys' kept us in the literal middle ages.'' 
 `` Yeah, could you imagine, keeping technology like trains and sanitation hidden because it was'unholy'?'' 
 `` Pfff cheah, that was ridiculous. I ca n't believe our fathers believed that crap.'' 
 `` Well, just in case me and the gals are making a hunting party, we'll oil the swords and go out for a beer and maybe find and kill that goodie two shoes running around'' 
 `` Is n't that some'girls only' crap?'' 
 `` Usually, but my friend Melinda... `` 
 `` Oh satan, not that crap again Alice'' 

