[ EU ] Superpowers are leaking into the Discworld . Citizens are becoming Superheroes/Villains .

As Rincewind worked on peeling another banana, for the Librarian, he suddenly felt a weird sensation, rather pleasent in fact. But as the experianced coward he was he knew nothing truly good would come from this so he instantly started sprinting to the safest place he knew, behind The Luggage inside his closet in his room. 
 
 Unbeknownst to Rincewind, Ponder Stibbons observets his dash and even managed to time it, a 100 meter run at a record breaking two seconds flat, from a sitting position. Taking out his thaumometer he observed the there was indeed only the normal back ground magic in the area. 
 
 After a few hours had passed, with mo shouts of `` Get him'' or the classic `` There he is'', Rincewind finally peeked out from his closet and started making his way back to the library, on his way out from his room he managed to rip the door off its frame. 
 
 `` - The thermites must be getting really bad around here.'' Though Rincewind. 
 
 On the way down the stairs he managed to rip a piece of the iron railing off. Staring at what he did by accident he started testing his newfound strength, bending the iron into interesting shapes before finally crushing it into a ball. 
 
 Luaghing the luagh of the scorned who suddenly had power Rincewind rushed out of the Unseen University to take revenge on some of the people in town that had mocked him and bullied him through the years. 
 
 On his way to the Mended Drum, the watering hole for most of Rincwinds worst encounters he passed C.M.O.T Dibbler selling susages in a bun like never before, people seemed to flock towards him like in a trance to throw money at him for a susage in a bun. Dibbler looked like a child that just got the news of a second Hogwarts! 
 
 Once in the Mended Drum, Ankh Morpoks most reputable disreputable bar, Rincewind found several of his old tormentors, Haram the Butcher, Crack the Biter and a dwarf named Haram Stonecrusher. 
 
 This was not the first time people had been violently thrown out of The Mended Drum, however it was the first time anyone had been thrown anywhere by Rincewind, and it was not long before the watch, with Commander Vimes himself, came running. 
 
 Vimes, an experianced fighter had little problem beating Rincewind into submision, all it took was for the Vimes Elbow to land once before Rincewind doubled over, finally remembering that he actually does n't know how to fight. 

