[ EU ] Homestar Runner and Strong Bad getting lost in the forest of Free Country , USA while being stalked by Slender Man .

STRONG BAD: ( To Jackyl: Twice as Ugly ) *Here I am, back again Do do do do do do do Twice as email, twice as email back again! * 
 
 run strongbad_email.exe 
 
 Dear Strong Bad, 
 
 Have you ever getting lost in the forest of Free Country, USA? 
 
 From, Bockhead via Writingprompts 
 
 STRONG BAD: Oh no! Some bockhead is lost in a wifi-enabled forest! 
 
 Dear Bockhead, 
 
 Only bockheads *getting lost* in their own forest. But I do remember taking a wrong turn off la *via writingprompts* one Frenchtember night in college. 
 
 EXT: the woods, Halloween trees 
 
 Strong bad is wearing a turtleneck and carrying the videro camera. He walks on screen from the right looking off camera. 
 
 STRONG BAD: Goodnight, arthouse documentary ladies! This is n't the right way. 
 
 Ominous keyboard music. The background grows darker except for the blank white face of a tall slender -- 
 
 HOMESTAR turns around! 
 
 HOMESTAR: Hi, Strong Bad. Are you getting lost in the forest too? 
 
 STRONG BAD: Wha-ja-ha - no! I'm, filming a documentary on a boogeywoodsman. At the deepest darkest dead of night. 
 
 He holds up the camera. 
 
 HOMESTAR: ( REC ) I do n't know, Strong Bad. Are n't you afraid of getting *he looks around and leans in, out of focus* The Jibblies? 
 
 STRONG BAD: Everybody knows Jibblies are an urban legend. 
 
 HOMESTAR: Oh! Like the Slenderm'n. 
 
 *Video shakes, stabilizes as footage on a steep angle looking up at Homestar's face. * 
 
 HOMESTAR: Legend has it that sometimes a tall scary guy dressed in all black with white skin and big tentacles will come, um, *follow you around for a while! * 
 
 Dramatic sting on the keyboard. 
 
 An increased dramatic sting as we cut to wide shot and STRONG SAD walks on screen. Homestar is holding the camera under his chin like a flashlight. 
 
 STRONG SAD ( whiny ): That did n't happen to you! And and The Homestar Runner was n't there! 
 
 Cut to the Compé room. Strong Sad stands beside the desk. 
 
 STRONG SAD: It happened to me! And my stalker was a lot more unsettling than that! And you did n't even go to art documentarian school, you just hung out with those bockheads down at the wharf! 
 
 STRONG BAD: Shut up! I remember it happening to me and Homestar! 
 
 Cut back to forest. Strong sad walks off screen left with his head down. 
 
 HOMESTAR: So whaddaya say, ol grapeslifter? Wan na film for the spookym'n? 
 
 They set up the camera facing the woods. When they turn it on, a man-shaped shadow passes by the lens, and the screen crackles. 
 
 STRONG BAD: Stupid old camcorder. 
 
 He smacks it, turning it. The picture stabilizes pointing at different bushes. The silhouette pops up again, and the screen statics again. 
 
 HOMESTAR: My out, is getting, freaked. 
 
 Strong Bad picks up the camera, pokes it and shakes it and points it at the audience. On screen, the manshape looms in the foreground and the screen goes static. Strong Bad looks up and the silhouette is in the foreground of the whole scene. 
 
 It looms in. 
 
 Strong Bad and Homestar hold each other and scream. 
 
 STRONG BAD: ( *voiceover* ) Oh yeah, come to think of it, maybe that did happen to Strong Sad. 
 
 Strong Bad and Homestar disappear, replaced by Strong Sad. 
 
 STRONG SAD: I'm doomed. 
 
 The shadow lunges and the screen goes black. We are returned to the Compé. 
 
 STRONG BAD ( voiceover ): 
 
 And there you have it, Bockhead. I do n't get lost in my woods. I get lost in the field, on the court, and occasionally *to the rhythm. * But whenever you lose me, remember, I might come back maybe probably never. 
 
 The Compéper comes up a bit with a hopeful half sound. 
 
 STRONG BAD: Yeah, might as well link it anyway. 
 
 Click to email strongbad 
 
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