[ WP ] Write your thoughts - right now - as they 're developing and forming in your head .

sometimes when I am having a bad day i like to try to find answers in the bottom of a bottle of whiskey. It is a lot like trying to get a woman to cum vaginally most likely you will not succeed but it is sure as hell fun trying. Come to think of it, sometimes when i have a bad day I like to try to make a woman cum vaginally. Lately I have been feeling like a god damned Plinko Chip, just bouncing randomly to some inevitable end beyond my control. Will I win $ 10,000 or a big fat goose egg. I would say the Price Is Right is n't the same since Bob Barker left, But I have been gainfully employed for too long to know. So that is something. While I enjoyed it when I was a kid I hope to never watch the Price Is Right again, because if I am, it means I have truly fucked up my life. Why the hell is there a phone book on my front step? I should bury it in the god damn ground, because what it really is, is a book of people statistically more likely to die soon. I do n't think I know anyone under 35 who is listed in a phone book... Man I feel better. Thank you cmonfriday I needed that.
