[ WP ] `` Stop freaking out , it was just an accident . ''

I sighed. Oh... my... gosh, seriously lady? 
 
 She kept screaming WHY IS SHE SCREAMING?! 
 
 Gah! 
 
 Okay, back up. 
 
 Let's start all over. I woke up, went downstairs, made up breakfast, drank my tea and read the newspaper. Okay. 
 
 I went outside, to get the mail that I forgot yesterday. I keep forgetting. Gosh darn it. Anyway, this kid whizzes by on a skateboard. Well that's fine. 
 
 But then... his skateboard hits this indention in the sidewalk. It swings up, he crashes, and it falls... right on me. 
 
 I can feel the blood falling down my cracked skull, and tug my hair out of my eyes. His mother keeps SCREAMING. I dunno if he died. You could, I guess. No, wait, he's moving. 
 
 `` Stop freaking out, it was just an accident!'' 
 
 She screams harder when my wound heals instantly, and I swipe the blood away with a fingertip, licking it away. 
 
 It BARELY hurt. 
 
 Oh. Why is she still screaming? Oh, right. Media portrayal says my kind does n't do well in the sun, or drinks only blood. 
 
 Well. Liars. Whatever. I shrug as she yanks her son inside her house, calling 911. I go in, get dressed for my morning run. 
 
 It's a usual day.
