[ WP ] Write about the little shenanigans that fucking mouse must have gotten up to after I found it rustling around in an empty bag of cereal and released it outside

`` Yo man, that puto was smart taking me outside. He tries taking me on, and that little man was gon na find a little hand up his ass, man.'' 
 
 Señor mouse sat with his fellow pals at the Tom Cat. A mouse-only bar. As usual he was up to his shenanigans, bragging about his travels. Most of his drinking buddies did n't believe him. He was just a blow hard. 
 
 Señor mouse continues. `` I sweater home boy, you fuck with the big cheese, you meet the Munster, man.'' Another cheese pun. Most of his friends preferred eating berries or cereal. In fact, señor himself was lactose intolerant. For a mouse, this was hilariously ironic, hence why he ate left over cereal instead of the dairy demon that haunted him. 
 
 One of his friends got up, suck of the story. `` You know what, Mouse, shut your fucking chatter box, essay. If you really think you'd a big man why do n't you go and scare the shit outta'gigantor' by going near his computer, hombre. Less you too fucking chicken. If you really do all this shit, imma tag along, and make sure you ai n't bullshitting.'' 
 
 Señor flashed a grin, before rising from his set. Without another word he left the bar, heading back for the house with his friend. He was gon na show him what a screaming giant looked like.
