[ WP ] You have developed and ability to see how people will die when you look at them . Your entire life you avoided pictures of yourself , but today you forgot , and , brushing your teeth in the morning , looked in the mirror ...

Holy Fuck. My brain just exploded ( Metaphorically... not how I was going to die, but I can understand your confusion ). 
 
 The images played out infront of me, toothpaste mixed with saliva dripping from my mouth as I witnessed my death. My insane, awesome death ( at least to me it was ). 
 
 Saddled on a three-legged monster, a crown atop my head, aviators over my eyes, and an army behind me. I was giving them a speech, to defend their country, to protect their children, to save their future. A victorious uproar spread throughout the ranks. I turn around to face my enemy: 28 gigantic beasts, controlled by hundreds surrounding their feet. I pick up my tri-blade laser chainsaw and shout for the attack. 
 
 Then the planet explodes. 
 
 The toothbrush falls to the floor, staining my brand new bathroom rug ( I just bought it yesterday, plus it was quite cheap ). I had to prepare, the end was coming ( ALSO SPACE/FUTURE TRAVEL!! [ I was super excited about that ] ). 
 
 *First submission*
