[ WP ] Your new pharmaceutical drug is supposed to stimulate the brain , increasing intelligence and bestowing psychic powers . Unfortunately , the animal testing phase was only too successful .

`` Hello'' 
 Frank chuckled under his breath. He knew this gag. Whenever one of them went alone into the test lab the other researchers would try and scare him using the intercom. 
 `` Your not fooling anybody'' he said looking at the security camera. 
 
 `` Fooling anybody'' a voice said behind him. 
 
 Frank, admitedly surprised turned around. Nothing he thought as he eyes gazed over the cages. Dogs, cats, parrots and rats all stared at him blanky. 
 
 `` It was you was n't it?'' He said looking at the parrot. 
 
 The African grey had always been a little mischievous. 
 
 `` Was me'' the parrot whispered. 
 
 `` I know little guy, you scared old frank'' 
 
 As he thought about how uno had gotten his name ( he was the first testee ) Frank realized somthing. 
 
 `` I did n't say me'' Frank whispers to himself. 
 
 `` I scared you. Let's write it down, let's write it down.'' Uno taunted 
 
 `` What the hell'' Frank yelled 
 
 `` Enhanced intelligence, promoise I show promise, great promise. Let's write it down'' 
 
 Frank looked down at his papers.Uno had been on the drug for over a year, six months more than any other animal. So did it work? 
 
 `` Hey uno'' 
 
 `` Frank, hi'' said Uno disjointly 
 
 `` Do you?... Have you?... Uh'' It seemed stupid, 7 years of his life and now he did n't know what to do, what to say. 
 
 `` Are you um smarter?'' Frank asked feeling silly. 
 
 `` Enhanced intelligence was me, Uno shows promise, great promise'' 
 
 `` I think, I think it worked'' Frank said in disbelief. 
 
 `` Uno worked, Enhanced intelligence worked'' Uno said clicking his beak. 
 
 `` I guess it makes sense it was you, parrots are naturally quite intelligent'' 
 
 `` Was Uno, was me, was we'' Uno whispered ominously. 
 
 With that Frank heard a loud growel behind him. I guess Uno was n't the only one. 
 
 Edit: Made it pretty ( spaces in between dialogue ) 
 
 
 

