[ EU ] Flo from Progressive is the Bond girl in the latest 007 movie

Bond entered M's office, knowing the bad news that was about to come. `` Bond, your new partner for this mission is Florence; not your usual type by any means,'' a smirk started to form at the corner of her mouth at her sly quip about 007's past encounters with female members of MI6, `` but she's vital to the mission. Sit down, mind your manners, and Florence will begin her briefing.'' 
 
 Bond nodded to M. *Curt as always but still playful with words, she's having too much fun with this. * Bond extended his hand to Florence and she shook it vigorously. `` You can call me Flo, no starched collars or pantsuits here!'' She jerked her head toward M with an exaggerated'Get a look at her' expression on her face. *Oh dear God, this ca n't be happening... * Bond smiled and silently wished for death as Flo opened her attache case. 
 
 `` Alrighty, today's mission is...'' She made a drumroll with her fingers on the attache case as Bond and M exchanged a look that death-row inmates often had as they headed to the injection chamber. `` We're filling out all of your accident claims paperwork!! Yayyyyy!!'' Flo was far too loud and far too excited for this type of work, especially given the types usually found in the Accounting Department. 
 
 `` So it looks like you have 98 open claims for vehicle/vehicle accidents, 23 open claims for vehicle/pedestrian, and 12 non-automobile claims. Tsk tsk tsk, looks like someone needs some Driver's Ed refreshers! This might take awhile, but we'll get it sorted out sooner or later! Haha!'' Her laugh was like the screams of prisoners in a gulag to Bond's ears. He scanned the room for anything close to alcohol, because he would need a lot of it to get through this; he got his answer as M's rocks glass made a sharp **clack** on her desk. He looked over and saw the nearby decanter was already empty... *Luckily, Misery loves company, * he mused, rubbing his temples.
