[ WP ] `` She was ironically beautiful , like a gasoline rainbow . ''

She was ironically beautiful, like a gasoline rainbow. 
 
 Not in the say one thing and mean the opposite way. 
 
 She was ironically beautiful in the greek tragedy way. 
 
 She was ironically beautiful because anyone watching knew what the characters could n't see. 
 
 She was `` She's All That'' before she walked down the stairs. 
 
 She was `` Miss Congeniality'' before the Pageant. 
 
 She was a Hollywood cliche with warm skin and frustrating humility. 
 
 She was a gasoline rainbow. 
 
 That probably sounds weird. 
 
 A gasoline rainbow is a remarkable thing. 
 
 Every ounce as beautiful as any other rainbow. 
 
 But a gasoline rainbow does n't just happen. The oil has to spread thin but not uniformly. 
 
 I has to sit right on a bed of water. 
 
 The light has to hit it just right, and you have to look at it at the right angle. 
 
 She was ironically beautiful, like a gasoline rainbow. 
 
 And I never told her.
