[ WP ] A hero charges into a dark temple . They want to talk with the demon/dark god .

**MORTAL FOOL. YOU HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE ALTAR OF BA'CHAK, BURNER OF VILLAGES AND SLAYER OF-** 
 
 `` Yeah, whatever buddy, listen. Time's short, so I'll make this brief, okay?'' 
 
 **I-** 
 
 `` So you're the big man around town here, right? I tried talking to the mayor of that little cluster of huts at the bottom of the hill, but he told me that you're responsible for all local government issues.'' 
 
 **THIS IS CORRECT. I AM BA'CHAK, LORD OF ALL THAT I SUR-** 
 
 `` Yeah, that's great bud. Listen, I'm here because of that big tower that got built near the river crossing last week.'' 
 
 **THE CITADEL OF TORMENT** 
 
 `` Is that what's it called? The big black one, with all the spikes?'' 
 
 **THAT IS CORRECT** 
 
 `` Yeah, sure. I'm from the department of rural planning, and I've been checking the paperwork. Did you get *any* sort of council clearance for that thing?'' 
 
 **BA'CHAK DOES NOT REQUEST. BA'CHAK CREATES AND DESTROYS AS HE SEES FIT** 
 
 `` Riiight. Well the short of it is, that tower's got ta come down. You've broken like three separate zoning laws, and god only knows what kind of OHS nightmare that place is. I mean it's covered in razor-sharp spikes, for Christ's sake.'' 
 
 **THE CITADEL SHALL STAND AS THE DOMINION OF MAN CRUMBLES. ITS RAMPARTS WILL WITNESS YOUR ULTIMATE-** 
 
 `` Oh, and it says here that we've had eighteen separate noise complaints in the last three days alone. You got anything to say to that?'' 
 
 **TORTURE IS A NOISY BUSINESS** 
 
 `` Yeah, well you'd better find a way to pass the time that does n't disturb the neighbours. You tried golf? Or model trains, I hear they're pretty fun.'' 
 
 **BA'CHAK HAS NO NEED FOR MORTAL TOYS. SUFFERING IS THE ONLY NOURISHMENT THAT BA'CHAK REQUIRES** 
 
 `` Whatever, bud. Look, here's the formal notice from the department. I'm just gon na leave it on this pile of corpses right here, okay? You've got thirty working days to get the site cleared and up to code. You have a good afternoon.'' 
 
 **BA'CHAK HOPES YOUR EXPIRATION WILL BE PAINFUL** 
 
 `` Cheers, buddy.''
