[ WP ] You are a gorilla with superhuman intelligence , enrolled in college . Write about your bananigans .

My first day of school was a nightmare, I thought I could handle it. It was no secret that I was going to be there. I made headlines when I first talked. I was a science experiment gone right. They wanted to force evolution on me and gave me human intelligence. In the process they made me a genius. After years of begging I was finally able to get into the local college. Before that however I made the rounds to all the national media. 
 
 To be honest I hated the attention but I wanted people to get used to me. I wo n't forget my first class, algebra. To be honest I did n't really need it but it was a requirement. I walked into the class with my caretaker Laura. Immediately everyone froze. 
 
 They knew that I would be coming so I was n't sure what they were afraid of. I went up to the professor to shake her hand. She was afraid but Laura insisted that I was `` safe''. Professor Milk, oddly her name, took my hand. Her hand was small and soft, like all humans. I was introduced to the class and instructed to take a seat, set up in the back for me. I could feel all the eyes following me, I did not like it. 
 
 My area was a few feet away from everyone, which I thought was odd but Laura was with me.Throughout the lesson people would stare and snicker at me. Several times I asked them to stop, most did. From the back of the class I could n't see well, Prof. Milk told me I had to stay where I was. Whenever the professor asked a question, I was the last hand picked. 
 
 When I answered it right, people acted as if I were a child. This was getting very irritating to me. I guess the last straw came was when we were put into groups. I was n't grouped with anyone. When I was questioned about it, Prof. Milk told me it as because I was smart enough on my own. I do n't remember much after that. Laura told me that I was visibly angry. How could I not be, they treated me like an animal. 
 
 I am clearly smarter than any of them! I could never imagine that I would kill a student and Professor Milk. How many more were hospitalized, three? Did I really bite Prof. Milk's face off, I guess she deserved it. I'm glad Laura is ok, she's a fine woman. I think the worst part about this is, that I reportedly threw my poop. Oh well, when do I start my next class?
