[ WP ] Your whole life you had an ability that seemed normal to you . Now you realized you 're the only one with this ability .

`` You ca n't chew with your mouth shut.'' 
 
 `` Uh huh?'' 
 
 `` Like, you are literally, *physically* unable to chew with your mouth closed.'' 
 
 `` Dude, everyone is. I ca n't fly, I ca n't see through walls, I ca n't walk on water, and I ca n't chew with my mouth closed. Nobody fucking can.'' 
 
 `` Holy shit. So you're literally saying I am the only one?'' 
 
 `` What? There's no fucking way you- You're fucking with me, right? This is some weird, ass-backwards shitty joke.'' 
 
 `` No, I can prove it to you. Let me make myself a sandwich.'' 
 
 `` This is pretty fucking elaborate if you're just fucking with me.'' 
 
 \*chews in perfect silence\* 
 
 `` Holy shit. How did you do that?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know, I thought everyone could.'' 
 
 `` Then why *wouldn't* we do that, too?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know. I always thought you were all just doing it to piss me off.'' 
 
 `` Uh huh.''
