[ WP ] In the movie `` Independence Day '' , the aliens invaded on July 4th , a day that holds a strong signification on why we should fight for freedom . Now the aliens are really invading and they do it on the worst day possible : April 1st .

I woke up on April 1, 2017 to every news station playing an important news conference from the White House briefing room, where the conference lasted around three minutes. The Press Secretary said, `` America is great. We are having a perfect day. Absolutely no need for alarm.'' 
 
 Now I'm thinking to myself, `` I hope that the White House is n't pulling a damn Loch Ness Monster April Fool's Joke and pretending that the White House needs about tree-fiddy.'' After a few seconds, I realized that THAT scenario would mean everything was fine. I went to look outside and saw spaceships landing off in the distance. I prayed for Will Smith. -fade to black-
