[ WP ] This new drug 's an incredible bliss with no side effects on health . There 's just one thing : after taking it , you ca n't lie for 24 hours .

`` Do you know how fast you were going?'' 
 
 `` Not exactly sir, but the last time I checked it was 109 mph'' 
 
 `` you talk about speeding quite cheerfully son, are you high on something?'' 
 
 The officer smiled as the boy's face began to contort, trying not to open his mouth `` I just smoked a monster blunt, drank a bottle of vodka and injected myself with at least 10 milligrams of pentabliss.'' 
 
 `` have you committed any other crimes recently?'' the officer knew that now the kid was stuck in a trap, and he looked like the type who was n't a first time offender 
 
 `` well officer, I've got a pound of black tar heroine in my trunk that I was about to sell, I've committed three robberies that I remember in the last month, and I broke someone's kneecaps last night to pay back a debt to my supplier.'' 
 
 The kid's lip was trembling, he could n't have been more than 19, and the severity of his crimes seemed to just now be dawning on him `` son, you better hope that this is your first offense and that there are n't any witnesses for everything else you just admitted to'' Just as the officer pulled out his handcuffs, the kid said one more thing 
 
 `` wait officer! there's one more crime I need to tell you, and it's pretty bad.'' 
 
 the officer sighed `` what is it son?'' 
 
 The kid pulled out a sawed-off 10 gauge and emptied both barrels into the officers chest `` I just killed my third cop,'' the boy said, taking the officers badge as a trophy `` and I'm on my way to take down my biggest rival, Javier Gustavo, the leader of the libélula cartel. They're the United States biggest pentabliss bliss supplier, but pretty soon that title will go to me. And by the way officer, pentabliss only stops you from lying, it does n't stop you from acting guilty.'' 
 
 A bright white 1968 GT500 drove off, leaving a dead cop and a lone police car behind it.
