[ WP ] You are up against the Lord of Evil , but the Lord of Evil underestimated you . He was n't expecting a prankster .

The Lord of Evil looked exactly like you'd expect. He had a black cape that folded over on the floor behind him, a black suit made from the tightest black leather, and a red spear which was decorated with black crows feathers. Okay, so maybe he did n't look like you expected. But this guy was so evil he even had black shades to match his black suit and black crow feathers, he was the epitome of the word darkness. And I had decided to fight him. 
 
 `` You've messed with the wrong Lord, peasant!'' The lord of Evil said. In fact, he did n't just say it, it was as if a demon with a speaker phone spoke it from the depths of hell itself. 
 
 `` Funny you mention that, Lord of Evil. Because you're the one who's messing with the wrong, dude,'' I said, twirling my Coke bottle defiantly. 
 
 `` Fool!'' The Lord of Evil roared. `` Face my wrath.'' He leaped into the air. Drifting a measly few centimetres before falling flat on his face. The Lord of Evil was cut short by the chewing gum stuck to his shoes. 
 
 I giggled at the display. He groaned, before pushing off a second time. However, he made it halfway before flopping face first on the tiled floor. I burst out in laughter, clutching at my stomach. 
 
 The Lord of Evil turned, noticing the chain stuck to the tile under his foot. `` What is the meaning of this?'' 
 
 `` A backup plan, in case you tried to beat the chewing gum,'' I replied. 
 
 He smashed through the chain and stood. I smirked, welcoming him with a battle stance. He was n't prepared for my final attack, he could n't be. This was an attack I'd been practising for the last three years every day for hours on end. I'd perfected it and there was no one that could stop it. 
 
 The Lord of Evil leapt valiantly. He looked like a gladiator as he soared through the air, screaming wildly. I spun the Coke so that the lid faced toward him and braced my legs for impact. The Lord brought his spear down. I pushed my bottle up. 
 
 And the explosion that happened next sent a blinding flash through the room. 
 
 The world flopped around me. I came to a violent thud a few feet away. When I glanced at the bottle through my starry vision, the plastic was mutilated, there was nothing left but a base. 
 
 The Lord of Evil coughed blood onto the floor not far way. His Spear lay shattered into a thousand pieces of metal. I looked down at my own body, which remained unharmed. 
 
 `` How?'' He whispered. `` How did you do this to me?'' 
 
 My heart raced in my chest as I came to the realisation that I'd beaten an unbeatable Lord. Every bone in my body ached as I pushed myself up to look at him. `` It's a secret mixture we use. It explodes with impact.'' 
 
 `` What do you call it?'' He asked. 
 
 `` Coke & Mentos.'' 
 
 
 

