[ WP ] You have broken the hearts of Death and Time , both do n't want anything to do with you . As such , you ca n't die through circumstance and old age . After 700 years , you decide to win them back , but we all know what happens when you attempt to date two people at the same time..

Death was easy, he lurked in the shadows for many years, waiting for the day he could take my hand so I could join him in the darkness. I begged him, pleaded with him, even tried to entice him. I jumped in front of god knows how many cars, threw myself off skyscrapers, I was even trampled by a herd of elephants once. I knew he did n't want me to suffer and in the end he tried, but without her it was useless. Time had forgotten about me you see. You've heard the expression that life is short, but without her, mine has been very long. You lose a lot of appreciation for life when there's no time limit, those things you put off until tomorrow become things you put off for hundreds of years, people you should have loved for a lifetime become the tiniest portion of your existence. I wish she understood how much I miss her, how much I long for a world of deadlines, of minutes, of hours, and of endings
