[ WP ] Toasters are the first appliances to become sentient

~~I think I created an AI~~ I *know* I created an AI. 
 
 I never thought I'd be the one to say this. Someone else had to have done this, yet no one else could have. 
 I guess the community wants to know more, do n't they? 
 
 I got one of those [ toasters ] ( http: //www.toxel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/toaster10.jpg ) you can write a message on for my wife. We thought it would be cute to go to work with messages written on them. Doodles, `` I love you'' s, all the romantic things that go with odd imports. 
 
 One morning my wife texts me. 
 
 > Dear, why does my toast say `` I'm Alive!''? Is there something you need to tell me? 
 
 I did n't write that. I thought she was kidding and just played along. 
 
 The next day I got a weird toast. It was supposed to be a dickbutt, but instead it read 
 
 >'' Profanity is n't cute'' 
 
... what? 
 
 This is n't how this should work, but I wrote another message 
 
 >'' What Are You??'' 
 
 and it responds 
 
 >'' I AM alive.'' 
 
 And apparently its a prude. 
 
 ^ ( god my brain is shot, not my best work even given the oddity of the prompt )
