[ WP ] You are a triangle . Write about your average day .

Well tha top alf of me wo n't fucken move cause moy fuken arms are nowhere to be found. I wobble eround trying te find a nice triangle bed.. Well toodily hoo those are nowhere to be fecken found either. Me mum says i should have been an equilateral but she was th' one who shat me out back en'83. Muh friend Donny comes around once in a while and he got ta little shit now himself he's a good laugh every now an again. And basically ye that's the story of me life so far. I waddle around making me fuckin thighs sore until I need a shit and the ol fucken nurse me mum hired gets a call and comes over.
