[ WP ] After 146 years , it is revealed that American Football is as fake as WWE .

`` Ray, Greg, Adrian, thanks for coming,'' Roger said as he led the three men into his office. `` We're going to move forward in a new direction. You three have had a pretty good run but we're going to have to turn you heel. Casual interest has dropped and we need to do make headlines. 
 
 `` Heel turn? Roger my merchandise sales are through the roof right now, ca n't you get someone else like LeSean?'' 
 
 `` He and the rest of Philly will have plenty of storylines over the next few years, no it has to be you. Look you 3 have the potential to be one of the most villainous stables in recent memory. We're going with a domestic abuse angle here.'' 
 
 `` Domestic abuse? That's been tried for years, no one cares. Remember McMichael? His wife was pregnant for crying out loud!'' Chimed in Ray. 
 
 `` That's why we're going for a string of incidents, and with the Internet fans these days making the tiniest news go viral this is sure to cause some major publicity. Remember that whole Penn State story? My god that second rate NCAA league took up half of Sportscenter with that story, I am not giving up majority football coverage to those college boys again, dammit!'' 
 
 `` Look Rog, I have a good comedy gig going, the people love it. Why ca n't you let it be? This good southern folk are n't going to want me after this.'' `` It's Mr. Goodell to you. And that's why youre going to Dallas.'' `` Dallas?! That cowboy outlaw angle might have worked in the 90s but you have to stop trying to recreate past success, it's a new audience.'' 
 
 `` Dammit I am sick of this. Go out there, beat your loved ones and bring me those headlines!''
