[ WP ] Turns out the human body IS intelligently design , only by the lowest bidder on an alien planet 10,000 years ago . Describe the company and mess up that led to the worst standards in designs in the human body .

The signals had been coming in for months before we finally got them decoded. The news, such as it was, was devastating. Millions were driven to suicide, unable to accept the apparent truths: We *do* have a creator, but they're *not* perfect. The creator was n't even divine. Apparently our creator was a low-budget hack who decided to finally'come clean' to his creation by releasing what amounted to some combination of a readme.txt file and various Meeting Minutes defending his choices. Some of the highlights: 
 
 - *Reduced cost of'neck' structure by eliminating one redundant tube. Fuel and air now enter through same aperture. Cost savings justify slight increase in failure rate among humans. Operators will need to be careful in feeding humans not to jam the sole entry. * 
 
 - *Removal of'Appendix' organ deemed too expensive. Requires reissue of engineered drawing. We'll just reduce the size of it, route function around it, and hope it does n't explode too often. See attachment: Estimated failure rate of Human Appendix. * 
 
 - *Request for additional bone around'Temple' in skull declined. If the upcoming nonviolence programming gets done before release, having a weak spot around the central processing organ should n't be a problem, and bone is costly. * 
 
 - *Redesign of the eyeball to bury the nerves properly will not be complete until version 1.0 at earliest. All models V0.7 and below will simply have to compensate for blind spots with their binocular vision. Footnote: This may not even make it in until version 3.0, if ever. Humans unlikely to notice their blind spot unless they go looking for it, and the wetware guys have a neat trick in mind to cover the gap. * 
 
 - *We're experiencing a lot of problems with their self-reproducing systems. The male systems are unreliable, but we're putting those on hold to look into problems with the female side of things. The systems work, barely, but have a chance of mortally wounding the unit in operation. Even when they're not active, they cause the carrier a lot of problems and discomfort. They can near-cripple some carriers for up to 25 % of their uptime, and waste a lot of resources. * 
 
 - *We had to route waste expulsion lines through the reproductive organs as there was n't time to fine a better excretion point. Psychology is very, very far behind in their development and wo n't have time to test this before release. Hopefully it does n't cause any weird side-effects*. 
 
 These logs caused mass hysteria in parts of the world with deeply religious cultures. Millions of lives were lost and the feeling of self-importance humanity once held for itself was stripped overnight. 
 
 Only one good thing came of the whole thing. A final entry was transmitted and arrived on November 23rd, 2046: 
 
 - *We're implementing a recall program. Anyone with an older-model human can return to us at [ coordinates ] and receive an upgrade to our current model at no cost. * 
 
 Space programs have reached an all-time high.
