[ WP ] You are stranded on a deserted island all by yourself for years , when you get rescued . You express your surprise that people are still looking for you after all this time , when one of the rescuers says that you 've only been gone for three days .

`` Does this look like three days! `` you indignantly demanded of the man in the orange colored life vest, pointing to your matted shoulder length natty dreads.. the tattered remnants of the pants held together around the bony hips of your waist by a crude belt of dried vines, slipped down slightly as you spread your hands mockingly at the incredulous statement... turning around your voice rising to the suddenly familiar mocking tone you always used with dressing down those less than perfect interns so long ago in Hollywood... 
 
 YES the same brattish idiots who you would soon tear to shreds no matter where they had managed to advance to while you had been stuck on this god forsaken island.. 
 
 YES those same fools whose names burned like lava in the boiling cauldron of rage that was still you, the most successful and originator of true reality series.. 
 
 You could barely contain your raging spleen as you pointed out to the fools in those oddly flawless orange brand new orange life vests the obvious impossibilities of this 3 day explanation.. any gratitude you felt towards your rescuers lost in the all consuming rage you felt at now being so close to returning to Hollywood where you would soon wreck havoc upon the lives of those idiot interns who bungling incompetence so many years ago had left you stranded here. 
 
 Spinning around to unleash a fresh new diatribe of painfully obvious evidence of your too long years of bare existence towards the moron who had told you that it was only three days since your disappearance, you froze as you heard him whispering into his concealed lapel mic `` He's not buying it `` 
 
 A gulp froze in your throat as a strangely familiar voice, came back over a speaker `` OK OK.. terminate the shoot, kill him, we'll re-write the ending `` 

