[ IP ] Crash

This is where I lost my mind, everyone. 
 Right here, in this metal shell. Or is is plastic? I never cared enough to find out. Huh. 
 
 Anyway, my plane crashed here two months ago, and it ended my life. I'm not too pissed about it, considering I got a second chance. There's not a doctor here, but I'm pretty sure my heart stopped beating at one point. 
 
 Everyone I knew would have been terrified of plane crashes. Overall, I do n't mind them. They're not so bad once you just get them over with. 
 
 `` Holy shit,'' I bet you're saying to yourself, `` This man's insane!'' Either that, or `` This guy just does n't give a flying fuck.'' 
 
 Both of you are probably right. As I said, there's not exactly psychiatrists out here to give me a diagnosis, and I know I do n't give a fuck. Do n't need a prescription for that. 
 
 To be honest, I'm kind of enjoying the entire experience. I'd give it a 6/10. Maybe a 7/10 if there was a consistent food source. 8/10 with my favorite food, rice. 
 
 Haha, memes. 
 
 Who are you guys, anyway? Just some losers who have nothing to do but sit around listening to the internal ramblings of a crazy guys head, enjoying as he slowly goes insane? 
 
 Cause I definitely am, right? I mean, I could just be contemplating my existence to an insane degree that I actually begin to believe the batshit stories that I tell myself, but that's not very probable, is it? 
 
 I probably bumped my head too hard in the crash. 
 
 Always put your tray table up, kids. 
 

