[ WP ] Earth was never meant to habitable . It was meant to be a prison for the worst creatures in the universe . Today , the jailers have landed to inspect their prison .

Gor grumbled as he piloted prison transport # DDX-0098876689. The large beast cracked his neck as he looked at his co-pilot/partner Droid Pri Takar. The droid's single red eye kept watch of the life supports of the new batch of creatures that needed to be put away. Once in a while it would look out the window to their target. Gor leaned back in his seat. 
 
 `` First time out here?'' he asked. The droid nodded. 
 
 `` Was supposed to be on the last couple missions but they were all scrubbed due to the war.'' the droid answered. Gor nodded. 
 
 `` Yeah, the federation had been slacking on deliveries. I have n't been here... wow I could n't tell you when!'' 
 
 `` You know, the memory is the first thing to go on your kind.'' the droid joked. Gor chuckled. 
 
 `` Well... I will make sure to pump a couple loads of my great Athrodilx seed in your momma droid!'' Gor responded. The droid shook it's head. 
 
 `` Again, do n't need to know you fuck random hooker bots on your weekends!'' 
 
 Gor laughed as he checked his scanners. Pri sat up as if something hit him. 
 
 `` Gor... when you last came here... what did the place look like?'' Pri asked. Gor kept looking at his scanners. 
 
 `` A shit hole planet. Unfit for anything to really live there. I figured most of the creatures we left would have killed each other off, why?'' 
 
 `` Look at the planet now...'' Pri said. 
 
 Gor lifted his head. He was about to ask the bot what his problem but he saw what the droid saw... 
 
 Cities! Space Junk! A Primitive Space Station! 
 
 `` This ca n't be right!'' Gor said as the ships comm system was picking up signals. He tuned into one to see what looked to be a weird pink looking creature playing with a gray delfond! 
 
 `` The hell is that thing doing! That delfond will tear it apart!'' Gor shouted. The pink creature looked towards Gor as if it heard him. 
 
 `` Barkly is not only a dog, but he is part of the family! That's why we give him Herb's Dog Chow!'' the pink thing said as the delfond wagged its tail then shoved it's head into a small bowl and ate what looked to be pebbles. 
 
 `` What... are those things?'' Pri whispered. Gor changed the frequency. This time a angry white Gorlaplax was on it's hind legs, bellowing its death call as it attacked a fat Blo. A voice started to speak. 
 
 `` The polar bear is losing it's habitat at an alarming rate! For only 2.99 a week you can help save these beautiful creatures...'' 
 
 `` The pink thing's want to save the Gorlaplaxes! Those things wiped out 22 different planets before the Federation hunted and captured them!'' Gor yelled in shock. 
 
 The video was over and was now showing a black skinned creature that looked like the pink skinned creature from before. This one had a wonfar and a small burlk. 
 
 `` You would think a monkey and a kitten would never get along... but Koko and Mittens are out to prove the world that even the most wild beast can become great friends!'' the black creature said before the screen change showing the wonfar the creature's named `` Koko'' was playing with the burlk. Gor looked at his partner. 
 
 `` Call this in... tell them we may have a Class 6 lifeforms that may be a threat to the universe!'' the large beast said, still watching in horror as these odd creatures seemed to be able to control the wild beast of fifty different galaxies.
