[ WP ] God realizes asking people to have faith in his existence is n't working . He needs something more explicit to ensure people know he exists .

So. Just read book 1 of Paradise Lost in my English Literature class. Probably maybe has a little bit of influence on this piece… 
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 “ So Lord, I have the newest souls from America come in and apparently there ’ s another extremist taking your name in vain. ” 
 
 God leaned forward ever so slightly in his chair. He was a thin old man with steely grey eyes and a grip like an anaconda. “ And who might he be? ” 
 
 St. Peter slowly exhaled as he flipped through his clipboard. “ One Donald Trump sir. Guilty of coveting, dishonesty, blasphemy, and idolatry. He ’ s got an audience of 320 million and counting. ” 
 
 “ This. This is it. ” God tightened his hold on his wood chair. The wood cried loudly. “ I ’ ve needed to do something for a long while, and now I will. ” 
 
 It started with a storm cloud. Then 2 more joined it. Finally it was clouds as far as anyone could see. Traffic kept up and the stock market stayed open so no one really noticed until it started to rain meteors. Little bits of stone that slammed into people ’ s foreheads, took out Trump signs, brought down a whole Republican rally. Anyone who ever said they ’ d vote for Trump had a neat little hole put in their skull and their hearts sped up until they caught flame. From then on it was a simple matter of opening the earth underneath their feet and ignoring the horrified screams. 
 
 Lucifer was crying. “ This is metal as fuck. ” The King of Hell was kneeling on the ground, cradling his head as tears ran into his giggling mouth. “ Do you see this Beelzebub? ” Beelzebub just stood there in awe, watching the flaming corpses slam into the lake of Hell. Long chains reached up like cobras to snatch the very slowest out of the air and tackle them to the mud. 
 
 “ Damn right he ’ s sending me more! ” 

