[ WP ] The legendary Ted from Accounting runs afoul of a new foe : Janice from Accounting , who just does n't give a fuck .

No words written by man can describe the utter destruction that ensued. Human resource had no choice, the merger had to go through, the weak were disposed off, the strong were kept. 
 
 There can only be one accounting department. We had Ted, a living breathing calculator, cold and ruthless, misplace a decimal and you will regret the day you were born, to say he was meticulous is an insult, he was accurate. Things were good and fine so long as you do not cross Ted, alas all things must come to end. Even this faux harmony will eventually rot and wither. We all knew it was coming, and we were not prepared. 
 
 The day Janice stepped into the office building, there was a stiring, a disturbance in the mundane banality, a shitstorm is coming. Who knew that small ocogenarian lady that smelled of lilac would shake the very core of the building. Her smile hides a malice full of darkness that would shame Lucifer. Janice the new director of accounting. She was from a different time, a different era, her methods were medieval. 
 
 On her second day she called the whole department in, rue the day, rue the day when she said those words. Those damn words. Those words that splitted the department into two main factions, those words that began a crusade. She said... she said... that our the performance was unsatisfactory. That the accounting department was underperforming, that Ted was underachieving. 
 
 Needless to say war ensued shortly, passive aggresive remarks were rampant. Missing lunches, stolen stationeries, delayed reports and evaluation. Chaos it was, chaos. In times like this we would turn to Todd for guidance, Todd our benevelont GM is in Hawaii celebraging his 45th wedding anniversary. TODD WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN US!!! 
 
 
 
 

