[ WP ] On your 18th birthday your mother reveals herself to be the Devil . It is now time to meet your extended family .

`` And that's how your grandfather banished me to Earth! That dumb bitch Eve ate the apple, and I got in trouble! Can you believe that? He always took their side.'' Lucy said, nonchalantly while Damien's entire face was red with confusion and shock. 
 
 `` Wait... so..you're the Devil?'' He asked, not giving this conversation any thought as he went numb, letting the entire world just drifted away while his brain filled a cascade of new thoughts and worries. 
 
 She sighed. `` I know..it's a weird thing to take in, and it's honestly a LOT too so... I invited the family, to tell you about us, and to tell you about you. What you're here for. Okay?'' 
 
 `` Wait, what do I need to do?'' 
 
 She chuckled. `` Well, baby, you read Revelations right? That's supposed to be-'' 
 
 The doorbell rang and as the ringing sunk into the walls, an eerie silence came over the entire house. 
 
 Lucy looked at Damien and smiled, with wide eyes and raised eyebrows. `` They're here. You ready?'' 
 
 `` You asking me or yourself?'' he asked, getting up with her as they walked out of his bedroom. 
 
 They walked through the maze of eggshell colored hallways, leading into different rooms of the house, bathrooms, a laundry room and a door to the garage, until they finally walked into the open living room, complete with brown furniture and humble paintings of nature hung on the walls. 
 
 They both walked to the front door and looked at each other for a moment before Lucy gripped the doorknob and pulled the door open. 
 
 An old blonde woman, a hairy, fat Greek man and a rabbi all cheer loudly as Lucy opened the door. `` Look at you Damien! Ah, you're so grown up!'' the old woman said, giving Damien a gentle hug with soft, thin skin that hung off of her bones. 
 
 Meanwhile the Rabbi took his hand firmly, shaking it violently. `` Damien. Nice to see you, I have n't seen you since you were just a baby!'' He said, smiling brightly, his payots swaying back and forth as his eyes glowed a caustic yellow. 
 
 `` Nice to meet you guys.'' Damien said with a polite smile, trying not to show how frantically scared he was, hiding the caution of the unknown people in front of him, being told they're family. 
 
 The fat man walked up to Lucy, grumpy and clinging onto a pork pie hat. `` Hey Lucy. You look beautiful.'' He said, his angry demeanor washing away as he set his eyes on Lucy. 
 
 `` Thanks Dad..where's um...'' 
 
 `` He's in the car. He's still angry.'' He said, wiping away a tear angrily, clearing his throat. `` I told him to calm down or else just stay in the car, so we'll see what happens. Ooh, I'm gon na make some food for us!'' He said, running off into the kitchen as the rest of the family sat down. 
 
 `` Well, let me introduce everyone Damien uh... that's your..Grandpa Henry.'' Lucy said, gesturing to the Greek in the kitchen, flooding a pan with olive oil. She leaned down to whisper into his ear. `` You know him as Hades, so just, do n't make him mad, he gets upset.'' 
 
 She leaned back up and smiled. `` This is your Grandma Helga, and your Uncle Motty.'' gesturing to the old woman and the Rabbi, respectively. 
 
 A man in a sweater vest walked in through the door. With lightning white hair, brighter than the wall itself, slicked back, and his beard groomed, he stood tall with broad shoulders. `` Lucifer.'' He said sternly. 
 
 Lucy flipped her hair back, as to assert some familial and homestead dominance. `` Do n't call me that. Dad.'' 
 
 The entire room was silent, besides the sizzling from the stove top of Henry's pita bread frying in the pan. `` Do-do you have any Lamb, Lucy?'' He asked, as Lucy and her father continued to stare down each other. 
 
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 Should I keep going guys? What do you think?
