[ WP ] Someone is literally downvoted to hell .

Satan: Hello, Redditor. Welcome to Hell. 
 
 Redditor: Why am I here? I believed in Jesus Christ and accepted him as my Lord and Savior! I worshipped! I tithed! 
 
 Satan: Well, actually, that's not how the afterlife works. Let me explain. Acceptance into Heaven is n't about good deeds, worship, or sacraments. Acceptance into Heaven is a popularity contest; a contest which you lost. You see, you are here because your post was so stupid and obnoxious that downvoting you underground was not enough. They had to downvote you under the crust of the Earth. They downvoted you into the mantle and further even then. They downvoted you all the way to core where, while you melted from the heat, they downvoted you some more. At the very center of the Earth, you were downvoted through the portal to hell. 
 
 Redditor: What? I thought that was a funny comment!! 
 
 Satan: Aaaaaaand that's why you're in Hell. Anyway, now that you're here with other popularity contest losers, like Jeffrey Dahmer, Adolf Hitler, and Bill O'Reilly, you get to enjoy eternal downvote damnation. The only Reddit posts you ever get to read are those that are downvoted as much as you. 
 
 Redditor: That does n't sound so bad, if I get to read Reddit posts! 
 
 Satan: Yes, enjoy re-reading `` Mein Kampf'' and the entire `` Killing Whoever'' series of O'Reilly. 
 
 Redditor: That's it? Nothing else!? Not a single cat!? 
 
 Satan: No. All cats go to Heaven.
