[ WP ] You need to buy dreams to be able to dream at night .

Ever since they won the war against the tin-foiled conspiracy theorists, Comcast outlawed imagination and creativity. At first, people everywhere resisted, but now everyone is paying the price for the actions of a few. Their response was the **D**elusive **R**eality **E**ditor **A**ugment **M**achine, aka **DREAM**. With it, Comcast substituted the dreams of every human on Earth with nightmares. 
 
 Enter Steve Lee, a rebel cheapskate who refused to pay Comcast even a penny. Just recently, Comcast cracked down on the illegal shipments of tin foil, the only material that blocks **DREAM**, leaving Steve with no choice but to pay Comcast or hurt his family in order to save money. 
 
 `` Stay strong brothers and sisters,'' said the monk. `` We shall not sell out to them, to Vishnu Incarnate.'' 
 
 `` Amen,'' the congregate exclaimed in unison. After a few minutes of exchanging glances and goodbyes, the weekly hippie commute was over and everyone left to go home. When Steve got home, he laid on his bed and closed his eyes, but his nap was soon interrupted by his son and daughter. 
 
 `` Daddy,'' said Vanessa. `` Can we sleep with you and mommy tonight? The nightmares are killing me!'' 
 
 `` Yea Dad!'' cried Tom. `` I know you said that they're not real, but the nightmares are still scary.'' Steve knew that they tried their best to stay strong, but he could see their red, teary eyes. 
 
 `` The nightmares might not be real,'' replied Steve. `` But if they have enough power to make my children cry, then they are real enough for me. I am going to set things right!'' 
 
 Steve left to the nearest Comcast store to buy dreams for his family, and they lived happily ever after ^for ^an ^extra ^ $ 1500 ^a ^month. Do n't hurt your family by being cheap, buy Comcast's Happy Family Dream Bundle. 
 
 
 
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