[ WP ] United States of Eurasia , one world , people .

There was something off about President Donald Trump. Maybe it was the way he walked. Maybe it was something about his face. It just looked kind of pasted on. Kind of rubbery in an odd way. 
 
 `` My fellow *Americans* today we are going to get those Mexicans to build us a wall!'' President Donald Trump announced from the oval office. 
 
 Fuck. There was definitely something odd about the way he said *Americans*. It just felt like he was uncomfortable saying the word. On the other hand. What the fuck do I know. I'm just the Larry the Teleprompter guy. 
 
 Larry changed the slide on the Teleprompter. Trump continued, `` and boy after we build that wall we are going to make our great *Union* great again. 
 
 Jesus Christ. He just so fucking weird. It's like his face is glued on. Larry had an urge to pull on Trumps face. He knew he should n't. But he felt like he had to. 
 
 There is no point in *Stalling* it is time to begin our five year plan! 
 
 That's when Larry knew. Trump was n't real. There was no Trump. Trump was a lie. 
 
 Larry rushed forward past the Teleprompter, Television cameras and Secret service. He leapt over the presidential desk toward the imposter. Larry knew that what he was doing was suicidal but he knew it would be for the good of America. 
 
 In one fell swoop he pulled of Trumps mask to reveal a face that was half familiar and half Cyborg. It was none other than: Cyber Lenin. 
 
 The Russians had brought him back to life. They had risen him from his eternal slumber in the Mausoleum! 
 
 Welcome to United States of Eurasia comrad Larry!
