[ EU ] Frosty the Snow Man , the Grinch , and Olaf are on a mission to save Santa Claus from the Abominable Snow Man !

`` GET THE FUCKING GAT!'' Olaf screamed. He frantically ran around, grabbing ammo and armor for his crew. `` The abominal snowman is heading right towards our tango and we need to haul some serious ass!'' 
 
 The grinch continues to smoke his cigar while prepping the weapons and loading them into the sleigh. `` Where the fuck is frosty!'' he screams. 
 
 `` SHIT! I think hes back in the fucking basemant with the asian prostitutes again! DAMNIT FROSTY!'' 
 
 Grinch mumbles obscenities as he heads into the basement, where he finds frosty sleeping with the asian prostitues. 
 
 `` Damnit frosty! Not the whoores again! We got ta fucking go! Da big red is in trouble!'' 
 
 Frosty blinks numerous times before slowly getting up. `` Shit.'' 
 
 Grinch and frosty head upstairs, where olaf throws their bags at them right when they get up. `` Get to the fucking sleigh'' olaf says. They all enter, with the still drunk frosty operating it. They begin take off and set course for 8.75287-92.56190. 
 
 `` So uh, we gon na uh shoot and cap da guy and kill him and we be done right?'' Grinch says through his thick accent as he lights up another cigar. 
 
 `` Thats the plan'' says olaf, as he stares out the window. `` Yo can i have a smoke?'' 
 
 `` Fugedah bout it. I dont have enough mac.'' 
 
 Frosty checks the display and alerts the group. `` Alright everyone get ready, were right by our landing point! Im activtating our stealth camo. After that the plane will self destruct and our shortt jet boosters will slowly land us towards the ground. ” 
 
 The men put on their gear, which includes fatigues, mask, armor plates and automatic weapons. The button is pushed, and they are under the radar. 
 
 `` Aw fuck. Lets do this boys. Asian whoores on me when we get back'' says grinch. 
 
 The boys all jump out of the vehicle, which slowly starts to combust. They press a button which slowly gives them more control as they begin their descent twoards the snowy base. The wind resistant is strong as the white particles fly even faster around them. Communication is impossible, and sound is non existant. Time has almost slowed as the ground gets closer and closer each second. Until the second finally hits, and all men crash into the cold ground. The sky is illuminated by the fire of the sleigh. They all rip off their face masks. 
 
 `` **AGGHHH FUCK MAC MY LEG HURTS! **'' screams Grinch. He clutches his leg. Its broken. His comrades surround him. 
 
 `` Shit! Shit!'' Olaf says as he pulls out all of the medical supplies that he has, trying to secure the wound. 
 
 `` Fuck man. Theyre gon na hear us, they have watchtowers'' frosty says as he scouts the area. `` Shit. They have a whole platoon investigating the area, prob. because of the sled. Looks like the nearest debree is 20 ft away. Were fucked!'' 
 
 `` Come on Grinch, were gon na get you out of here. Just hold on.'' 
 
 `` Aghh. Fuck. Leave me man. Its not worth it. Leave me!'' 
 
 Olaf starts to tear up. `` YOU KNOW I CANT DO THAT DAMNIT! YOU KNOW THAT!'' 
 
 `` DO IT! THATS AN ORDER. All i want is one last cig. In my coat pocket.'' 
 
 Frosty reaches into his pocket and pulls it out, sticking it in his mouth and lighting it. `` There coming. Sorry bro, but we got ta go'' 
 
 Grinch pulls out his ak and takes a deep drag of the cig. `` Go damnit. Finish the mission kid.'' 
 
 `` I love you homie'' Olaf said. `` Ill kill that snowy bastard''. 
 
 Grinch nodded. `` See ya mac''. They walked away. Olaf took one last look at grinch but Frosty oulled him back and they ran into the blizzard, twoards the right side of the compound. 
 
 `` Fuck. Just like'nam'' grinch wispers as he takes a drag. He checks the gun as the enemy platoon slowly approaches. Its the snow units, frostys personal army of trained mercanaries. 
 
 `` COME GET ME BASTARDS!'' 
 
 The snow unit looks up, spotting im. They pull out their weapons and slowly apporach. He takes his gun out and starts wildly firing. One gets killed. 2 get shot in the shoulder. 3 left. Bullets pelt grinch. Blood and snow mixing as grinch takes his last breath. He slowly looks up at the last 3 soilders, who still walk at the same pace as before. They point their guns at him and unload their mags into his torso. 
 
 Tears fill Olaf's eyes as the gun shots echo in the night. `` Fuck this gay earth'' he whispers. He and frosty are repelling up the right most wall of the compound. A majority of the soilders have diverted their attention to grinchs corpse, leaving only a small amount of soilders left which are easily picked off by Frosty's long range rife. They finally reach their destination. 
 
 `` You ready?'' Frosty asks as he loads his weapon. 
 
 `` Yeah'' olaf whispers. But before he can ask, a gun is being pointed to his temple. Its frosty. 
 
 `` Sorry pal. But its the end of the line. Im bringing you into the snow forces. Go.'' 
 
 `` YOU SOB. I TRUSTED YOU. YOU GOT FUCKING GRINCH KILLED!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, and i did it to get rich. Now fucking move.'' 
 
 Olaf lets out a primal scream as he charges frosty, causing his back to slam into the wall and his gun to drop. He judo throws frosty into the skylight to their left, hurdling them over the wall and cascading into the glass. He lands on top of frosty, and quickly analizes the room. Its the tangos room. 3 soilders, santa, and Snowy. He quickly draws the gun from frostys hip and shoots all three soilders, before he gets hit with a bullet straight into the back, rendering him unable to move. He moves his eyes up to find the abominal snowman holding a smoking magnum. 
 
 `` Ah. I was expecting you boys.'' He slowly paces over the the other side of the room and pulls out a sword. Japanese steel. `` So you fukciing eses think you can get on my turf? This is the big dog's turf ese. Snowy kicks olaf in the ribs, forcing him off of frosty. `` If it werent for no fucking snitch you wouldnt have even made it this far.'' He slowly raises the katana. `` Time to die perro!'' He screams, but slowly falls over. Santa managed to grab a gun in the midst of the chaos. Blood soaks the snow of the snowman, turning him to a rose red. 
 
 `` Are you boys alright?'' He asks. But before he can check frosty grabs his gun and pulls olaf into a chokehold, with a gun to his temple. 
 
 `` Dont fucking move old man. Drop the gun or hes dead.'' 
 
 Santa continues to hold the gun at his adversary. When suddenly, olaf speaks. 
 
 `` Shoot him. SHOOT ME! Im paralyzed. My friend betrayed me. My other is dead. My dad is in nam. FUCKING SHOOT ME!'' 
 
 `` Son, i dont kno-'' 
 
 `` SHOOT ME NOW!'' 
 
 Frosty tries to react but its too late. The gun sets off, and the bullet gets sent through both men's skulls, killing them both. Helicopters are heard in the distance. Its santas men. They clear the fortess and extract him, aswell as the three bodies. 
 
 **3 MONTHS LATER** 
 
 The north pole. Santa is giving a speech. Thousands of elves line the streets, as he stands in the center. 
 
 `` 3 months ago 2 brave men risked their lives, all to save me. They have made the ultimate sacrafice, and thus, we will repay them by making them immortal. They are true heroes. They are the saints o' christmas.'' 
 
 END- REBEL YELL PLAYS 
 

