[ WP ] God has been locked out/denied access to Heaven . Elaborate on the events leading to , and stemming from it .

*click* 
 
 He turned on the toe of his sandal as his mouth dropped wide. Slowly, he raised his arms to press the palms of his hands firmly against his forehead and screwed up his eyes. 
 
 `` Shit'' 
 
 
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 `` JESUS! TURN IT DOWN'' his voice thundered across the cloud tops. He growled at his son, surrounded by a dozen of his closest friends. 
 
 God was late, he was meeting his brother and partner to discuss business strategy, policy and soul quotas in minutes and he still was n't dressed. His head pounded from last nights Amber. 
 
 Halo, check. Combed beard, check. Sandals check. He ticked the list off mentally, his feet kicking up mists of cloud as he hurried along. 
 
 He pulled open St Peter's Gate, wrought from the finest pearls and one of his earliest creations, and stepped through, swinging it closed behind him. 
 
 *click* 
 
 `` Keys'' 
 
 `` Shit''
