[ WP ] Write as much as you can ( while remaining coherent ) without actually saying anything .

It is with great pride that I have commenced this offering for you at this particular moment in time. You see, I have oft wondered what it might be like to partake in an experience such as this and provide you with what I might determine as wit and devilish charm. Others may disagree but that is neither here nor there. So with each keystroke I have begun the act of telling but never quite showing, nor even telling in reality. For there is n't much to say, there never is in this world of today. For when we attempt to create works are we not instead simply freeing thought from our minds even though it never truly existed there? That may perhaps be becoming too deep and I apologize, for this is n't the purpose of this grandiose statement. Within each word there is purpose and that purpose is to have no purpose. Do you quite follow? I'm not sure I do either, I'll admit, but I have begun this exercise and I must complete it. You have demanded from me and I therefore have complied, each stream of thought draining yet meaningless and indeed not taxing at all. I feel that does n't make much sense either but when you consider it more deeply you will find that it does indeed. Whereupon I have completed this task you may wonder what manner of wasted time has been brought upon you. I would state that it is neither a waste nor good use of one's time to have been privy to these statements of fact. Facts they are, while meaningless in truth they are still truth in meaning. Good heavens, I believe I have now lost myself in this so I must endeavor to end this farcical exploration of written text.
