[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

The tiny man walked into my cave, and I almost laughed. I do not say tiny because I am so much larger than humans: He was a legitimately small person. He galloped in with a stuffed horse head on a stick between his legs, taking me by surprise. Normally, the plan was to sneak up on me, or ambush me, but this man was just galloping in noisily with a fake horse - which was a bummer, cause horses are tasty. 
 
 As I got up and slowly lumbered over to this buffoon, he jumped off of his'horse,' landed with legs spread at a 45* angle, one fist on his side, and the other with a finger pointing to the sky. 
 
 `` STOP! I am Larr, ruler of the kingdom Omicron Persei Eight!'' He yelled 
 
 ``... So? Why have you not ridden a real horse?'' I replied, being hungry 
 
 `` I have a proposition for you!'' He yelled once more 
 
 `` Which is... a real horse?'' 
 
 `` About tree fiddy! Aha!'' he yelled, while throwing a handful of coins at me 
 
 `` I'm not Nessie. That's my cousin.'' 
 
 `` I have another proposition!'' He yelled again 
 
 `` A horse?'' 
 
 The tiny man began to dance around in a very sensual way, making large swooping movements back and forth with his pelvis, with his hands behind his head and a twisted look of concentration with a smile mixed on his face. His armor was clanking and squeaking to the beat that did not exist.
