[ WP ] Elon Musk is actually Prometheus reincarnated who blessing us with the gift of interplanetary space travel . The Gods are angry and hire bounty hunters to seek punishment

Elon was sitting in his office watching the live feed from the first Mars colony ship. 
 
 He finally made it. The humans were finally colonising the stars, just as they were supposed to do in the first place. Elon, known as Prometheus in his earlier life, created the humans as his children. They were at first helpless but just like a good father teaches his son, he taught the humans how to see, hear, feel and survive in the harsh world. 
 
 It was his atonement for the his great sin. 
 
 Uranos, the origin of everything, was a cruel ruler. And one day Kronos, his son, killed him and took the eternal throne. Everyone was hoping for a better change, But Kronos proven himself even more cruel than his father. 
 
 Inevitably there was another uprising. This time by the gods, lead by Zeus. After a long fight they were victorious and swiftly split the world under their rule. 
 
 It would have went well if Zeus wouldnt have sought to exploit the humans. At this time the gods were the only ones who had the power of fire. So the humans had to depend on the mercy of the gods. The gods demanded complete submission. Almost everything they made they had to offer to the gods. Sometimes they even had to offer their own children to satiate the hunger of them. 
 
 Thats why one day, Prometheus took the fire from the Olymp and brought it to the humans. The gods were angry. Because now they slowly lost their control over the humans. And without people believing in them they also lost their own power. As punishment they captured and tortured him until he was eventually killed by Herakles. 
 
 When Prometheus was reborn in the 20th century he saw that the gods were slowly regaining control over the humans. Wars, poverty and other crisis were ravaging the earth. And at its height the gods would finally reveal themselfs and demand submission of the humans again. 
 
 So Prometheus made another gift to the humans. This time it wasnt just the power of fire. It was the power to colonize stars. The seed that would make them thrive once again. 
 
 Of course the gods would seek to enslave the humans again. And he would be there again to foil their plan. Until the end of time, or until the humans actually found a way to kill the gods. 
 
 He would endure this fight, no matter how often. 
 
 For his children. 
 
 Elon was torn out of his thoughts by gunshots down the hallway to his office. So it began. The gods were once again sending people to capture him. 
 
 He inhaled, he could feel how scared the gods were. Mankind was getting closer and closer to getting rid of the curse of Pandoras box that had plagued them for thousands of years. 
 
 And he wouldnt make it easy for the gods to get him either. Elon opened the chest behind him and grabbed the weapons his children had created. 
 
 He cocked his two AA-12s with explosive rounds and yelled to the bounty hunters: 
 
 `` Bring it on bitches!!!''
