[ WP ] You write for the national paper in a highly oppressive regime , fearing for your life . Write an article that hides a call for help that will make it past the government censors .

**The Glorious Post** 
 
 *Kitten Saved By Glorious Leader* 
 
 Today, the glorious leader saved a kitten falling from a tree. The kitten had reportedly climbed the tree at 99 Post Street when she heard gunshots and feared for her life. The gunshots were that of a police shootout criminals who were waiting for a pickup at 97 Post Street. The criminals were wearing American Propaganda and screaming `` Save Me Please!''. The Glorious leader's caravan of happened to be going down Post Street when this happened. His caravan and guards stopped at the Office Building at 99 Post Street to make sure the situation was okay. When he noticed the kitten the glorious leader himself climbed the tree to save it. He even delivered the kitten to the Kitten orphanage located at 97 Post Street.
