[ WP ] Start a story with the sentence `` The cows gathered at the top of the hill . ''

The cows gathered at the top of the hill. It was time for a great awakening. Ergot, son of Shinor, champion of the battle of Marco's Wreath talked above his people. 
 
 `` Cows of Sauveinor, heed my words. A plague spreads across our world. It has many names, but we know it as Mikdawnelds.'' A great hissing spread acrosss the crowd, quick and dagger-like. `` Yes brethren, many cows have fallen, and many yet will fall. But remember this, as long as I lead you, and as long as my children lead you, we will fight this menace tooth and nail, toe-to-toe, throughout all of our days, until we stand victorious.'' 
 
 `` Um, excuse me, Ergot...'' 
 
 Ergot looked over to see Doofus, the clan's idiot, sheepishly approaching. Usually he was tolerated with a quiet respect. He often played the part of comic relief, and had inadvertently solved many disputes through his cheerful abandon of societal conventions and his many awkward, comic mishaps. 
 
 Now was not the time for laughter however. And so Ergot bade Doofus' departure. Today was different for Doofus however. Today, Doofus had a plan. 
 
 What if we convinced the humans that chicken tastes better?
