[ WP ] One night , instead of a monster under the bed , a little kid receives a `` On vacation , back in a week '' note . Getting an idea , the kid slips another note under the bed , asking for a temporary replacement .

Dear Timmy, 
 
 Thank you for your correspondence regarding a replacement monster. We understand the bond that you share with Lokbrot Hellspawn and will attempt to match you up with a monster as similar as we can muster and that matches the dimensions under your bed. We appreciate your patience in this matter and your continued patronage. 
 
 Kilnor Hackbone 
 Monster Resources Specialist 
 Underbed Inc. 
 
 
 
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 Timmy, 
 
 What gives, bro? I go on a break and you have me replaced? I thought we were cool! All these years I spent lurking under your mattress, putting in hard hours making sure you're scared out of your wits and this is what you do to me? Not cool, bro. Not cool. After I get this settled with MR, we've got to have a talk... 
 
 -Lok 
 
 
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 Dear Mr. Timothy Hendricks, 
 
 I write to you as the legal representative for Lokbrot Hellspawn in their grievance against Underbed Inc. Underbed states that at your behest, Lokbrot was removed from their position in your home and has not been able to return to work. Under the collective bargaining agreement through Scaring Creatures United Movement ( SCUM ), this is an illegal end of employment ( Chapter 4, Section 6, subsection v ). Consider this an official subpoena to appear in our courts. Get ready, little boy, because if you truly did cause Lokbrot to lose their job, your pants will not be the only thing we scare off of you. 
 
 Gythmyr Broadclaw, Esq. 
 Attorney at Law 
 SCUM Representative
