[ WP ] It 's the day of your evaluation . The voices in your head compete to help or hinder your answers in front of the panel of case reviewers deciding if you will be released from the insane asylum .

~ Where are we? ~ 
 
 { We're in Mindy's head } 
 
 < Yeah I know but WHERE are we? > 
 
 ~ Oi it was me asking the question! ~ 
 
 < Yeah but I wanted to know too > 
 
 = Look shaddup you lot this is important for me = 
 
 { Oh it must be that thing, with the thing } 
 
 = Listen you lot. If you do n't quit piping on I'll never get out of here! = 
 
 ¬ Mind if I join in? ¬ 
 
 = And just who the balls are you? = 
 
 `` Mindy?'' 
 
 ~ Who is he? ~ 
 
 `` Shut up!'' 
 
 = Now look what you've done! = 
 
 `` Mindy, if you please we need to ask you some questions'' 
 
 = Why have you got a guys voice? = 
 
 ¬ Because I'm a guy? ¬ 
 
 = But I'm a woman. I've never heard a guys voice in there before = 
 
 `` Yes. Questions. Pray do fire away!'' 
 
 `` Do you understand why you're here today, Mindy?'' 
 
 { Do you understand why you're here today, Mindy? } 
 
 < Do you understand why you're here today, Mindy? > 
 
 = Do I understand... = 
 
 `` I said SHUT UP'' 
 
 ¬ Mindy? ¬ 
 
 `` Mindy?'' 
 
 = Who are you and where did you come from? = 
 
 ¬ I'm here to help you ¬ 
 
 `` I'm here to help you.'' 
 
 `` Yes. No. I know. GREAT! Thanks. Sorry'' 
 
 `` Are there voices in your head distracting you, Mindy?'' 
 
 = Are there voices in my head distra.... = 
 
 < Are there voices in your head distra.... > 
 
 `` BOLLOCKS!'' 
 
 `` Mindy?'' 
 
 = BOLLOCKS! = 
 
 `` I said, that's bollocks! I'm not hearing any voices.'' 
 
 { Ca n't she hear us? } 
 
 ~ Must be the meds she's on ~ 
 
 = Shut. The. Hell. Up = 
 
 < Oh it's alright she can hear us > 
 
 ¬ Listen to me, Mindy ¬ 
 
 `` Listen to me, Mindy'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 = What? = 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm listening to you and I said what you said was bollocks!'' 
 
 { She thinks we're bollocks } 
 
 ~ Bollocks ~ 
 
 < Indeed > 
 
 `` Bollocks'' 
 
 ¬ Mindy? ¬ 
 
 `` Mindy?'' 
 
 { But we're in her head.... } 
 
 < And she does n't even have any bol... > 
 
 `` Mindy. We need to evaluate if you are of sound health and fit and able to return to society today.'' 
 
 ~ I do n't think so ~ 
 
 < Nor me > 
 
 = I was n't asking you = 
 
 `` I was n't... look fine what do you want to know?'' 
 
 { He wants to know about the voices, Mindy } 
 
 = Do n't. Tell. Him = 
 
 ¬ Do n't tell him ¬ 
 
 = That's what I said = 
 
 ¬ No what you said was... ¬ 
 
 `` Bollocks!'' 
 
 ¬ Mindy! ¬ 
 
 `` Mindy!'' 
 
 ¬ This is bollocks! When can I get out of here? ¬ 
 
 `` This is bollocks! When can I get out of... here?'' 
 
 = Wait... what...? = 
 
 ¬ I did n't ask to be here y'know! ¬ 
 
 `` I did n't ask to be here you... know...'' 
 
 `` But Mindy...'' 
 
 = What do you mean you did n't ask to be in my own head? = 
 
 ¬... you must be aware... ¬ 
 
 ``... you must be aware...'' 
 
 ¬ Why would I want to be? This place is full of crazies ¬ 
 
 `` Why would I want to be? This place is... full of crazies.'' 
 
 = I did n't ask for you to be here y'know = 
 
 ¬ And I did n't ask to be here either ¬ 
 
 `` And I did n't ask to be here either!'' 
 
 < Nor me > 
 
 { Shut up you two } 
 
 < Which two? > 
 
 `` Just SHUT UP!'' 
 
 = Bollocks = 
 
 < Indeed > 
 
 ¬ But I came here at your own behest, Mindy ¬ 
 
 `` But you came here at your own behest, Mindy.'' 
 
 < What does'behest' mean? > 
 
 { What does'own' mean? } 
 
 < What do you mean? > 
 
 { Well if there are a few of us in here then what does'own' mean? } 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' 
 
 { Like, there are more than one of us right so... } 
 
 = SHUT = 
 
 `` Up... But... my own behest?'' 
 
 ¬ I volunteered to come in and only you are keeping me here, Mindy ¬ 
 
 `` You volunteered to come in and only you is keeping yourself here, Mindy'' 
 
 < But > 
 
 { Why } 
 
 ~ Are ~ 
 
 ¬ You ¬ 
 
 = What? = 
 
 ¬ So, will you let me go then? ¬ 
 
 `` So, will you let me go then?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 ¬ Was that it? ¬ 
 
 `` Was that it?'' 
 
 `` Yes, Mindy.'' 
 
 ¬ So, I can go? ¬ 
 
 `` So I can go?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 = No = 
 
 
 

