[ WP ] Reddit becomes a physical world , subreddits are factions at war with one another .

The world is on fire. 
 
 I'm in a tent with my fellow comrades. All of them are bragging on how their setups are the best for gaming, and mocking the Playstation and XBox troops. I'm just sitting quietly in the corner, watching the banter. My rig is n't that great, so I have nothing to brag. 
 
 It's been 5 months since I was drafted for the PCMasterRace army. They were inviting everyone to join on the front, but just like a Windows 10 upgrade, pushing turned into shoving, and they started drafting anyone who had minimal requirements for Triple A games. Now I'm in the Bethesda squad, hoping and praying that we end this war soon. I really want to play Skyrim. 
 
 A bomb was heard outside. We quickly gathered our personal effects and headed to the rendezvous point. The sergeant was already there, waiting for the troops to arrive. 
 `` Gentlemen! The peasants are at it again. They're trying to seize control point B. There are Playstation troops coming in from the north, and XBox tropps from the west. As of yesterday morning, they agreed to a truce to utterly destroy our control over the area. Now, I know this sound threatening, but we're going to survive! As long as the power of Steam flows through our spirit, we will not falter! Now go! Defend the area from this peasantry!'' 
 
 The speech of the sergeant filled us with dread. Playstation and XBox troops together? This was absurd, but I could n't let myself be intimidated by the console army. I had to fight through. I still need to finish Skyrim's main quest. The sergeant's last words, our motto, echoed through the troops. **'' MAY OUR FRAMERATES BE HIGH! `` ** The troop answered in unison: **'' AND OUR TEMPERATURES LOW! `` ** 
 
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 The control point was awfully quiet. Our troops were deployed nearby by the APC. The place was eerily quiet, but the intel was solid. The console troops were to be here at any moment. `` Any chance they capture this point?'' One soldier said. `` I do n't know, their aim is horrible!'' joked another. The troops were riddled with snickers. A scout at the higest point shouted. `` PEASANTRY AHEAD, 2 CLICKS NORTHWEST AND APPROACHING!'' The soldiers steeled themselves, and assumed battle positions. The screams from the console army could be already heard; a mix of several insults and wails. 
 
 As soon as the troops arrived to our location, chaos ensued. The battle started with a full impact, the console troops going on a full agressive mode, choosing spray and pray instead of aimed attacks. Nothing that our own troops could n't handle. The injuries were starting to take its toll on our troops, but we were firm in holding our ground. Nonetheless, they kept on pressing on. `` AT THIS RATE WE'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP UP!'' one soldier screamed. I took out my radio. `` B SQUAD REQUESTING AIRCRAFT SUPPORT, CONTROL POINT B, OVER!'' The radio took two seconds, but finally answered. `` Acknowledged. 60FPS bombs are to be deployed, retreat to strategic point Gamma.'' I relayed the info to the other soldiers, but before we could do anything, an unidentified aircraft hovered over us. Taking aim, the aircraft deplyoed a bomb between our troops and the peasants. I took out my radio again. `` CONTROL, THERE'S AN UNIDENTIFIED AIRCRAFT OVER OUR POSITION, OVER!'' The aircraft was quickly to flee, but another soon took its place. A cargo plane hovered low, and the troops started to jump, parachuting into the fray. What I saw changed my life forever. The troops that arrived started attacking both sides, and I could only describe them as *disgusting*. 
 
 *Spacedicks*.
