[ EU ] Your favourite childhood franchise/story/show in a zombie apocalypse .

`` Look at them down there. Shambling little fools, moving aimlessly from one tiny thing to the next. Pathetic, mindless little people. No direction in life, not a single thought in their heads. Ca n't they see? It's like the whole world is dead out there. Full of walking nothings. They're like zombies!'' 
 
 `` But... Mistah J.... They are zombies.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` You know, puddin, zombies. Undead, living corpses, walking dead. That's them down there.'' 
 
 `` Is it? Why that's hillarious! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA...!'' 
 
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 `` You've fallen straight into my trap, Dark Knight! It is I, your intellectual superior and.... Oh, it's just you pathetic vermin again. Ughh.... Fine I'll incinerate you and reset the traps. Again.'' 
 
 `` Edward, my friend, you know he's not coming. He'll be far too busy dealing with those troublesome undead outside this is to bother with the likes of you.'' 
 
 `` I suppose you're right, Oswald. Thank you, by the way, for putting me up while things are so hectic out there.'' 
 
 `` Do n't speak of it, Edward. I would never leave a fellow rogue in the cold during such troubled times. Besides, you're the best home security a bird could ask for.'' 
 
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 *CRACK! * 
 
 `` Head shots, Montoya! Anything else just slows'em down!'' 
 
 *CRACK! CRACK! * 
 
 `` How do you know that, Bullock?'' 
 
 `` I'm a fat, single guy pushing forty, Montoya. I've seen every zombie movie ever made.'' *Crack! * `` You do n't need to be a detective to put those two together.'' 
 
 `` Call just came in, Detective, civilians are clear. Commissioner's pulling everyone back to the station.'' 
 
 `` Thanks, rook.'' *CRACK! * `` Almost out of ammo anyway.'' *CRACK! * `` Guess it's all in your hands now Bats. Do n't expect me to thank you for it, though.'' 
 
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 `` That's right, my babies. You keep moving and growing. Who'd have thought a simple little fungus, manipulated in just the right way, was all it would take to reclaim Gotham City for Mother Nature? Every one of you keeps biting and infecting and spreading my wonderful infection. In time every human being in Gotham will be a walking fungus, existing only to spread your wonderful spores across the world!''
