[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

`` Are you sure you do n't want to stay for the pie, brother?'' 
 
 Chad looked hopeful, but my girlfriend's netflix was n't going to watch itself. 
 
 `` No, I think I better go. Enjoy it, man. I'll see you on tuesday.'' 
 
 The light cut through my blinds and settled on my eyelids as the sun came up tuesday morning. I stretched under the covers as I slowly opened my eyes and found myself face to face with the absurdly wide-eyed face of chad. Stunned, I was momentarily unable to speak. Chad, however, had that covered. 
 
 `` BRIAN. I'M SERIOUS. YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS PIZZA POWDER STUFF. IT'S FUCKING AMAZING.''
