[ WP ] You commit suicide to find out that heaven is real , and killing yourself was the key to being allowed passage through the Pearly Gates .

The man fell to the ground, dropping the gun he held in his hand as he fell. It was strange, he could still see the room around him, smell the air and feel the ground as he landed with a thud. He just... Could n't move. 
 
 `` I thought there would be nothingness!'' The man exclaimed. `` Do I really just get to lie here and watch my own body rot!? Is this the hell I am destined for!'' 
 
 `` No no, not hell good sir, we've an alternate destination for you!'' Said a bearded man in a white robe as he knelt over the mans corpse. 
 
 `` My god!'' The man mentally shouted. `` He can read my thoughts!'' 
 
 `` No, not your god I'm afraid, meerly one of his followers'' the man replied, `` and I'm not reading your thoughts per se... Because... Thoughts are all you are anymore. Your physical vessel has been destroyed, so... I'm really just reading you.'' 
 
 `` What do you want from me?'' Replied the man. 
 
 `` Nothing at all! I've just come to make you an offer... See, even after death, every man is given one last chance to repent of their sins and ask for forgiveness, that is, if you truely want to go to heaven.'' Said the follower. 
 
 For the first time in a long time, a glimmer of hope welled up in the man. 
 
 `` You mean I can still be saved! After everything i've done!!!'' 
 
 `` Sure!'' Replied the follower. `` After all, who else deserves heaven more than the man who killed that bastard Hitler.''
