[ WP ] You get a deep cut for the first time in your life , instead of bone or muscle , you see wires .

Was it still maturbation all those years, or was it more like fucking a robot? These and other deep questions were all I could think about today. 
 
 A few minutes ago I sliced myself open with a kitchen knife. I expected to be gushing blood all over the tomatoes I was chopping, but instead I saw a destroyed mess of wires. I had n't confronted my parents yet. I was trying to think of what to say. 
 
 Did I have a prosthetic I did n't know about? If I was a robot, that means someone programmed a whole bunch of weird sex shit in my head... and they were kind of perverted in what they chose. 
 
 My girlfriend. How would I break the news to her? Jesus, I needed to get sober quick. Is there a way to sober up off of LSD? 
 
 I stared at the clouds and waited for the drugs to run their course. 
 
... this was going to be a long 8 hours.
