[ WP ] A pair of sombre gentlemen in suits and shades appear at your door . Their ears are pointedly hidden . Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Santa Claus ?

I had a bowl of cornflakes on my belly when someone knocked my door. I paused my recording of Bones and answered. Two tall pale men in suits stood before me. They had headbands around their ears like Spock in Star Trek 4. 
 
 `` Alpha Moonbeam Beta Orange Gamma Frankenstein'' said one in a high pitched voice. 
 
 A heavy grayness fell over me and I felt myself faint. When I opened my eyes again a headache hit me like a mac truck. Images and ideas were flooding into my brain. I knew the true history of the world, I knew kung-fu, I knew... who Santa Claus really was? 
 
 I lay on my kitchen floor. My cat licking me behind one of my ears. The two pale men in black loomed over me. `` Do you know who you are?'' one asked. 
 
 `` Yes. I think so,'' I replied. 
 
 `` Do you accept your mission?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` Good. Then lets go save Santa.''
