[ WP ] What we think of as Fantasy is actually a slight bleeding of dimensions . Where as we think of Dragons and Magic as being wondrous , somewhere a Wizard is thinking that our everyday world is just as fantastic .

`` I roll an 18!'' 
 
 It's hard to succeed in a full sized world when you're a halfing miner. The humans can clear so much more rock in a shift than I can, and do n't even get me started on dwarves. A crew of them rolls in and the foreman just fires all of his employees and makes them earn their jobs back when the dwarves wander on. 
 
 `` And you succeed! Not only did you rock out that Excel sheet, but your boss noticed!'' Our DM was a pixie. I mean, I could n't read their notes because they were tiny but I guess she did n't cheat me as much as my boss. 
 
 `` Your boss loves your work so much that he takes part of Dan's stack and brings it to your desk,'' Glorindel squeaks. 
 
 My troll buddy Ermmmm glowers at me as I steal his XP. 
 
 Man. If office jobs were real, I'd rock them!
