[ EU ] It 's time for the Russian revolution , complete with light-sabers . This is ... Tsar Wars !

Vladimir Lenin had just lifted his old AMO-F-15 out of the deep swamps of Nepal. He had finally managed to rally all the reluctant monks of the temple for a common cause. He felt the force of communism filling his entire being. 
 
 “ I am ready, ” he said triumphantly in Russian. 
 
 ” To Petrograd, you must go, young Lenin. ” As the old monk wasn ’ t a native speaker, it was hard for him to keep his Russian flawless. “ But ready, you are not. ” 
 
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 A few months later Lenin arrived at the capitol. From afar he could see the perfect square formations of the forces of Emperor Nicholas II, their uniforms completely white in the snowstorm. 
 
 Along the way to Russia, Lenin had come across many communist rebels and had met the beautiful and charming Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia, as well as a brash and cocky Lithuanian book smuggler and his dancing bear. 
 
 The Tsar Empire ’ s artillery had already leveled Moscow. There was no time to be lost. Lenin drove the AMO-F-15 straight towards the heart of Petrograd, with only one mission in mind. 
 
 The time had finally come to strike back. Lenin could hear the words of his master in the back of his mind: *In unity there is strength, trust in the force of communism and let fairness and solidarity guide your steps. * 
 
 He rolled down the window and threw the first pamphlet of the communist manifesto into the street. Deeper and deeper he penetrated into the city. Finally, he reached the Imperial Palace and released the motherload from the back of his truck, right on the Tsar ’ s doorstep. 
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 [ **Part 2 & 3** ] ( https: //www.reddit.com/r/Lilwa_Dexel/comments/5kfizi/tsar_wars/ ) 
 
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