[ WP ] Warriors killed in battle do n't go to Heaven or Hell , they stand guard in between .

`` This is fuckin' stupid, Sargent.'' Ramirez said, spitting dip on the cloud floor. `` We fuckin' die, and we get stuck here? This is bullshit. I enlisted on the idea that it was four years or one death, ya know?'Six feet under or out the front gate, either way your out of the Corps', ya know? Well I'm dead, and I want out. Some kinda heavenly GI Bill or some shit, go to college.'' 
 
 `` Ramirez, what the fuck would you go to college for?'' Nyugen asked, sitting down in the VC seat of the humvee. 
 
 `` Uh, fuckin' eighteen year olds and smokin' pot? Who gives a shit, I ai n't paying for it.'' He answered, leaning on the hood and resting his SAW on his knees. 
 
 `` Well, its right there in the hymn, bro.'Streets of heaven'.'' Nyguen answered, lighting a cigarette with another. 
 
 `` Moto bullshit, man. That was n't in my fuckin' contract. And we ai n't even guarding the streets of heaven, heaven probably has some sick clubs. We're stuck between the two, making sure no one gets out. Who the fuck tries to break out of fuckin' heaven, man? Even dead we got dumb ass officers fuckin' us over.'' 
 
 `` Well, we would n't have this problem if DIPSHIT over there did n't roll the fucking truck into the Helmand. YEAH YOU MOTHER FUCKER.'' Nyugen yelled at Hartagan, who was about fifty yards away and looked up. `` AND DO N'T STOP DIGGING TILL YOU HIT EARTH, OR HELL, OR FUCKING SOMETHING, BOOT!'' 
 
 `` Yo, maybe this *is* hell.'' Ramirez reflected. `` Like, two deployments of standing post you know, I thought,'Man, fuck this. Spending eight hours in a cold wooden box by your self, tired n hungry n shit. Nothing to but beat off and stare at goats through NVGs. I fuckin' hate goats, man. This how motherfuckers go insane man, it's fuckin' torture.' And here we the fuck are, dead and still doing it.'' 
 
 `` Ramirez, Hell is two klicks that way, you can see it on the BFT. I'm pretty sure this ai n't hell.'' 
 
 `` I wish we got Hell duty, man. I got a boy from boot camp over there. They get to shoot demons with fifties n shit. It's fuckin' metal as hell. Oh, and fridays, on fridays, dog, they get to unload Marks into this like, pool of boiling blood and sinners and shit. He says Satan's a cool as shit BC. It's fuckin' skate, man.'' Ramirez said, pacing. 
 
 `` Oh, and where you think all the whores go, player? Not fuckin' heaven. You get cut for the day and there's all types of big titty succubuses just lined the fuck up for ya. That's the fuckin' life.'' 
 
 `` You really want to fuck a demon?'' Nyguen asked. 
 
 `` Oh, and you do n't? Some big titty demon bitch, been fuckin' since Moses? Brother, tell me you would n't. I fuckin' would, in a heart beat, bro. Just grab on to her horns, lift the tail up and stick in right in her ass, man. This is like, supernatural pussy we're talkin' about. I'll slay that shit like a fuckin' exorcist.'' Ramirez said, holding his SAW in front of his crotch and making thrusting motions. 
 
 `` I'd let you go first and wait a few days to see what the fuck happens to your dick.'' Nyugen relented. There was a moment of silence. 
 
 `` Fuck, man. I got my self all worked up.'' Ramirez said. `` I'm gon na go beat off behind the truck.'' 
 
 `` Alright. Do n't do on the heaven side though.'' 
 
 `` I'm fuckin' gon na!'' Ramirez called over his shoulder. `` Let the heavenly cock suckers watch, I do n't give a fuck!'' 
 

