[ WP ] Write about living in a body , but feeling like it is n't your body .

The day starts normal. I get up and put my slippers on and stumble to front door where I grab the morning newspaper. I look at the front page and see that my favorite team has lost yet another game. I grumble and curse under my breath `` fuckin a, we should have won..'' 
 
 After reading the paper a bit I head to the rest room where I start the shower and take a quick piss. I shake my penis getting the excess pee out of my shaft, I flush, I get in the shower and get cleaned up. Shower turned off, I step out and dry off. Heading to the bedroom I step in to the closet and grab out my clothes for the day; an undershirt, a jersey of my favorite team, some jeans, socks, and bluish grey boxer briefs. 
 
 Phone rings. `` Hello?'' 
 
 `` Aye bro, what up?'' My brother Mike says, 
 
 `` Not much, you?'' 
 
 `` Nothin. Hey man let's hang out today'' 
 
 `` Ok.. I do n't have anything goin on today, just head over'' 
 
 `` Alright, see you soon. Bye'' 
 
 I hang up the phone and continue getting dressed. 
 
 I grab my comb out of the dresser drawer and head to the mirror to make sure I do n't get any stranded hairs.. I look up.. `` Ahh!!!'' I fall on my ass. I ca n't stand up. I'm starting to sweat. I look around me and nothing looks like it just did a minute ago. 
 
 `` Terry..'' She calls `` Terry'' 
 
 Eyes start opening. It's brighter than usual. 
 
 `` Terry.. Wake up!'' 
 
 Groggily I ask `` am I home?'' 
 
 `` Yes, you never left.'' 
 
 
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 Not sure if this story fits.. I tried.
