[ WP ] A man wakes up one day to find that he had gained a superpower . The next day , he gains another , completely random and new superpower . This continues everyday . At first , everything seems fine , even awesome . Until his randomly generated superpowers started to conflict with each other ...

*Day 1* *Rng dictated [ Omnicompetence ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence ) * 
 
 BEEP BEEP BEEP 
 
 I turned off my alarm to begin my day, I made my coffee and decided to do the daily crossword. But something was off, it was easy for me, like REALLY easy. I finished the crossword in about 2 minutes. I am not the brightest tool in the shed and this seemed way out of the norm. 
 
 Then I decided to watch some tv, and imagine myself being rich. I questioned how I could become rich and boom the answers immediately in my head. Any question I asked myself I immediately answer. 
 
 Then I got a knock at my door 
 
 `` Shit'' I immediately realise that I owe people money and today is the day they are coming to collect it 
 
 I opened the door 
 
 `` Well hello gentlemen'' 
 
 1 is holding a tommy gun, the other a magnum 
 
 `` Wheres our money?'' 
 
 I look around every nook and cranny of the situation. 
 
 `` I do n't have it fellas'' 
 
 `` Time to die then'' they readied their guns, and I instantly know everything about the gun and the bullets and know the trajectory in relation to me and made it so all bullets miss, then I found the best possible place to hit them to knock them out. All of that was done in a span of a minute 
 
 `` Woah'' I knew where to hide them not to get caught. 
 
 I then went to work the quickest way possible, and did exactly what I was supposed to do and more. 
 
 My girlfriend called me and I instantly knew from her tone that she was in a pleasant mood, she asked me out on a date and I instantly know the place best for her, we go and have a great date and I well she comes in my house for some hot coffee. 
 
 She left for work in the morning, I would wake up an hour later. 
 
 *Day 2* *Rng Dictated [ Inscriptive_Magic ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inscriptive_Magic ) * 
 
 I wake up and realise that I gained a new ability, I can summon spells and I know exactly what they are. I made water out of thin air, all I have to do is write the spell down. 
 
 I decided to surf down town in the best way possible that day due to the fact that I had the day off from work. 
 
 I went to sleep early, so much partying with my girlfriend and friends left me at a state of drowsiness 
 
 *Day 3* *Rng dictated [ Sound Scuplting ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Sculpting ) * 
 
 I wake up with yet another ability, the ability to change sounds 
 
 BEEP BEEP BEEP *traffic is major in the city* 
 
 I changed the beeping of my alarm clock to the weather 
 
 `` Woah'' I then hear the annoying sound my loud computer makes and made it ambient classical music 
 
 I decided to join a choir that day and change my singing voice to the next sensation, I also change my fire spell sound to awesome badass gamey sounds. 
 
 Then, when night approached I replaced the sounds of the crickets with some light sleepy music and went to sleep with my girlfriend and I put on some seducey toons. 
 
 *Day 4* *Rng dictated [ Gluttony_Manipulation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Manipulation ) * 
 
 I woke up hungry for breakfast, but it was weird. I felt like I can directly control my appetite, I had a piece of bread and then made myself feel full. 
 
 I decided to use this new ability for the greater good, and went out and saw all overweight people and transformed their appetite to something healthier. 
 
 I felt as though I also can control metabolism. Pretty good helping people out day if I do say so myself 
 
 I went to work, replaced all the mundane sounds with something cool and quieted all the people at work for that day. 
 
 I left work, and went home. I had a nice dinner and then went to bed. 
 
 *Day 5* *Rng dictated [ Emotion manipulation? ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Messianic_Plane_Manipulation ) * 
 
 I woke up, and felt happy. My phone went off to hear my girlfriend sounding like she's having a bad day emotionally then BANG I instantly made her happy without even speaking. I decided to help out depressed people that day, and decided to make everyone happier by my presence, I also could see why people are feeling the emotions they feel. Some felt sad by a loss of a loved one then BANG I made them feel happy by thinking about the good times with them. 
 
 Pretty happy day if I say so myself. 
 
 *Day 6* *rng dictated [ Super sonic proccessing ( as if I do n't have that already ) ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Accelerated_Thought_Process ) 
 
 I woke up and instantly thought of everything I had done recently, I thought about EVERYTHING every tiny detail I took notice. I decided to read a book that day, took 10 seconds to read 500 pages and I could recite every word. I went on the internet and looked on reddit and saw the whole year of posts in around 10 minutes, most of that time was clicking. 
 
 I decided to take a bit of a break from work that day, I needed to calm down my thought process for the rest of the day and control what i'm thinking a bit better. 
 
 *Day 7* *Rng dictated [ Ultra deluxe haxor ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hacking_Intuition ) 
 
 I woke up, and went on my computer. I felt as though I could hack into accounts, I knew it, I decided to try it out and hack into something boom, I hacked into the pentagon in 10 minutes and made my traces un-traceable. 
 
 The rest of the day I hacked, I went out to dinner with my girlfriend again and we had a nice night. 
 
 *Day 8: The final day* *Rng dictates ( I rigged it a bit so I can come to a conclusion ) [ Karma's my bitch ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Manipulation ) 
 
 I woke up, nothing seemed unusual at first but then I saw a bad deed being done, I could develop a consequence because of what that person has done 
 
 For the remainder of my life I became a god of sorts, being able to give blessings and consequences of evil doers. 

