[ WP ] You believe you are one of the last people alive on earth after an apocalypse . You have taken refuge in a building with a radio tower and have been broadcasting daily , imploring any survivors to come to you , and just talking . Your supplies have run out , and you broadcast one last time .

Is this madness or is this what has kept the madness at bay? Listeners... 
 
 Heh. 
 
 Listeners, I ask you this! 
 
 Talking away all this time, every little thing I do. Well I'll tell you what I'm doing right now. I've been saving this bottle for a special occasion. It's been sat there in front of me all this while. I was going to share it with you, listeners. That was my plan. 
 
 It's kept me company. In talking to you I've been talking to the little man in his hat, smiling at me from the label there. I admit I cheered when I found him. Almost as much as I did when I found this place.... 
 
 Well, here it goes; just you and me left now, smiling man! Come on listeners!. You'd better get moving if you want a taste of this, because I do not plan on making it last. I have had enough of making things last. You'd be surprised how many drinks you can get out of coffee granules, how long one tin of old, grey beans can last... 
 Yes, I have had enough of making things last. I'm surprised you ca n't hear my stomach growling listeners! It's been having a go at me like that for so long now. I wonder how quickly I'd get drunk on a stomach that empty. Guess I'm finding out. 
 
 Damn I ca n't remember the last time I had alcohol... but I remember the last time I was really drunk. Back when all this started... yes, listeners, I had the same plan back then! Drink myself in to oblivion! But dammit I was one of the lucky ones. I woke up with that sick relief. I remember the headache too, oh hell that headache... 
 My head's aching already, hah! I've become such a lightweight in my old age. Oh, listeners... you'd be laughing at me now. Maybe I should be laughing. Sad old man talking to himself all this time... 
 
 Dear god this stuff burns. Warms you from the inside. You know, it's as good as I remember. 
 
 I'm doing well for somebody so out of the habit! Half gone already! You'd better hurry up! 
 
 And would n't you know, I'm running out of things to say... not often I get stuck for words. So maybe I should just finish up. Finish this bottle, finish this broadcast. 
 
 Yeah, you'd better hurry up... you really do n't know what you're missing, listeners...
