[ WP ] An egocentric supervillain decide to take a day off from evil and do heroics . Just to show the Heroes that ( s ) he could do their job much better .

'DO N'T WORRY, CITIZEN I'M here... to... Sonic bomber?' 
 
'Morning Captain Clean, how's things?' 
 
'When did they let you out of prison, and what are you doing here, to these people?' 
 
'Hmmm? Oh, last week. And I'm saving them. See, look how happy and healthy they are. I even cured Mr. Smiths chesty cough here. Turns out he had a spot of mold in his home. Soon cleared that up, did n't we Mr. Smith?' 
 
'Oh yes. Sonic Bomber here was a big help. Even helped removing the slight damp we had so the problem wo n't come back. Very good of him. Got the wife to make him a pie.' 
 
'See Captain, we're all fine here. You can go home or do... whatever it is you do.' 
 
'What are you up to Bomber? Last time I fought you, you where holding 800people hostage above a volcano. Now you're helping... sorry, what was your name again?' 
 
'Mr. Smith. Friends call me Bob' 
 
'Mr. Bob Smith here, with his mold problem' 
 
'It was a damp problem really Captain, but its all sorted now. If you'll excuse me, there's about to be an issue with Dredd Tornado and a bus full of school children if my information is correct. Must be off' 
 
'No, wait. What's going on Bomber. What is your evil plan?' 
 
'No plan Captain. Just a goal really' 
 
'And what's that Bomber?' 
 
'To show you, I can beat you. Next time we fight, you'll know I can do anything better than you. I can turn your entire legion of followers against you. I can undermine your powers. I can ruin you be being better. Then when you're gone, forgotten, only I will remain. The villain game? Sure, it nets you a bit of cash but the hero game? Action figures, movie deals, merchandising, I could make what I get from a good robbery in a day with the right toys.' 
 
'We heros do n't do it for fame or money! Its the right thing to do!' 
 
'Really? Tell me. Did you help Mr. Smith? You cure the symptoms, not the cause. `` I HAVE STOPPED THE ATOMIC SMASHER, TO JAIL WITH HER'' then what? She's out again in a few months as she's really a nice enough lass and can cook a mean pie. Life confuses here, she gets angry and we start all over. Have you tried talking to her?' 
 
'Well... I do n't really get a chance to. She's a criminal!' 
 
'I've talked to her. She's got a few family issues from when she was a child. I got her in contact with a good therapist. She's been out for 2months now. Live in Wales. Did you know what? Or did you just want to punch her in the face again? 
 
'What? Well, that's great! Prison reform works' 
 
'No, my reform works you pump up shit. I solved the problem. I help people. I can do more good in a day than you can in a year. I ca n't jump tall buildings, I ca n't bench press a moon, but I can solve the problem, not the symptoms. I do this better than you. And the only reason I'm going to keep doing this, is to shove it in your face every time you see me' 
 
'Why? What did I ever do to you?' 
 
'Nothing. Do n't forget, I am a villain'
