[ WP ] You wake up and find that if you stay close to a person for more than 2 minutes , it enrages them . Find out what happened .

It was a dark day. I woke up and drove to work. I went to the gas station, and the clerk was furious with me: `` Get the fuck out of here, man! What the fuck!'' 
 
 I had to leave the store. He would n't even sell me anything. Some people getting gas looked at me disgusted. Some guy yelled: `` Are you kidding me, dude? What's wrong with you?'' 
 
 I ignored him and drove off. When I got to work, my coworkers yelled at me: `` Get the fuck out, Jerry. Are you fucking insane?!'' I was so confused. My boss came up and said: `` You are fired! Get out or I'm calling the cops!'' 
 
 I could n't believe it. I went back to my car and got in. I sat there for a moment. Trying to figure out what was wrong. I looked down, and I realize that I was naked and had shit myself. I forgot to get dressed and take a dump that morning, so I got in the car naked and accidentally shit myself before arriving at the gas station. I guess I should be more aware.
