[ WP ] : `` Okay on your row we have Trapper , Biter , Bitter Jonah , Strangler-Scoot , Vicious Gregg and Daisy . Whatever you do , do not turn your back on Daisy . ''

`` Wait but where's the seventh dwarf?'' cried Snow Grey. `` Low budget,'' announced the hunter in charge of dropping her off. `` I really must be going now, I'm afraid I ca n't hang around here for too long, good luck with all of them!'' he cried, backing slowly away, making sure never to break eye contact with the tall, menacing humanoids that Snow Grey seemed to think were dwarves. 
 
 `` Hi, ho! It's off to the mines we go!'' cried Bitter Jonah. Unsure of whether or not she was being directly addressed, Snow Grey followed Biter, Bitter Jonah, and the strangely quiet Daisy into the forest. `` Wo n't the others be joining us?'' asked the ( fair? ) maiden. As Daisy began making a subtle chirping sound, Bitter Jonah started to shush it and tried to answer Snow Grey in the process. `` No, they're just lazy sacks of shi-FUCK!'' he shouted, as Daisy savagely bit his ankle. `` My gosh!'' Snow Grey exclaimed, `` Are you ok, you poor dwarf?'' 
 
 `` Well, yes, we are n't dwarves lady, but we do know a thing or two about natural medicine. What little we picked up after living in the sticks for all these years has really helped us. Biter, could you dig the hole?'' Biter started to claw at the earthy forest floor, and the atmosphere seemed to palpably thicken. Daisy watched, transfixed, as Biter seemed to be preparing something for... him? Her?... Probably best to go with `` It''. 
 
 Bitter Jonah's bite wound started healing, and Biter finished working on the hole. The animals of the woods appeared to be crawling out of it, lizards, mice, and even a bird at first, but eventually a deer popped out of the small dent that Biter had gouged into the earth. They approached Snow Grey, `` Oh, what nice animals you are!'' she cooed. Surging to his feet, apparently healed now, Bitter Jonah approached the still growing crowd of animals that Snow Grey was fawning over. Before she could notice that Biter and Daisy had also joined the growing crowd of creatures, Snow heard a sickening crack! 
 
 All at once, Daisy had stepped on a mouse, crushing it's skull, and Biter had grabbed a deer by the horns to break its neck. `` No, what are you doing you horrible dwarves!'' Snow Grey wailed! 
 
 `` Lady, we keep telling you that we are n't dwarves,'' Bitter Jonah boomed `` We are the gods of the forest, and the queen who sent you here was offering you as sacrifice. Unfortunately, you are hardly the finest in the land, so instead of appealing to Lord Daisy with the desecration of great beauty, we shall have to get creative. And Daisy's hungry.'' 
 
 Only now realizing the severity of the situation, and beginning to understand that the blessed life she thought she was meant to live was now forever out of reach, Snow Grey accepted her fate. `` Fine,'' she sighed. `` Do as you will with me. I do n't care if it's some black magic ritual that will spoil my soul for all eternity, just get it over with.'' 
 
 `` Really?'' peeped a voice, coming from the general direction of the creature known as Daisy. A shuffle of papers, `` then can you sign here, and here, and put the date over there? Here's a pen,'' Daisy handed Snow Grey a thorn from some weed that had been drawn through the blood of the now twitching deer. `` I really need to take out a loan, but my credit score is so low that I need to do it through unconventional means, no banks involved. This arrangement should work perfectly, if I have to quadruple mortgage the house I have no idea what I would do!'' proclaimed the oozing monstrosity named Daisy. 
 
 Snow Grey giggled a little bit, `` You guys really scared me, I thought we were going to mine some coal and then you guys started to perform some sacrifice and I was afraid of trouble!'' 
 
 `` Here's my signature!'' she said, having now promised to lend the shambling mass of despair referred to as Daisy a few thousand dollars to be repayed in three monthly installments.
