[ WP ] This new drug 's an incredible bliss with no side effects on health . There 's just one thing : after taking it , you ca n't lie for 24 hours .

`` Well its not that you cant lie'', the detective explained. `` Its that you no longer feel the need to, youre so happy that you want to share the truth with the world'' 
 
 I stared blankly at him. I knew where this was leading, a courtroom on the other side of the galaxy that only an infinite improbability engine could get into. I look at the needle. Being tied down there is not much I can do. That being said I have to smile, it seems no one told the detective a simple fact about me. He must be the new guy. 
 
 He steps over and injects me. I always hated needles so I look away. 
 
 The detective mocks me for this. Apparently hardened criminals shouldnt show fear. Shows what he knows. 
 
 He starts asking me questions. I decline to answer. He starts throwing punches. I start laughing at him. Well laughing as best I can. 
 
 Soon his boss comes and and makes him stop. A few cracked ribs and a bruised face. Could be worse. Still though its not fun being the butt of the precincts jokes. 
 
 All because no one told this jackass I am a mute. It hardly seems worth it.
