[ WP ] You 're a rookie cop and it 's your first day on the job . When you encounter a drunk guy disturbing the peace in an alley , he turns into a dragon and you hear your partner say `` Not again ... ''

`` Damnit Craig'', Stevens said angrily, `` Weve had this talk before'' 
 
 I stood in shock. Stevens had told me that there would be weird shit on a daily basis. He hadnt told me they would take the shape of a motherfucking dragon. The damn thing stood a good 2 stories tall had fangs like knives and scales like plates but the eyes were off. Even with a lizards eyes i could tell he was a sad drunk. 
 
 `` You always talk'', the dragon slurred, `` why dont we fight, you think your so tough with that gun of yours.'' 
 
 Craig raised his right claws and poked stevens hard. If it were not for the bullet vest I would imagine that the wound it would have inflicted would have been fatal. Instead stevens was just put off balance and pissed off. 
 
 `` Do you remember the last time you started a fight'', Stevens growled, `` we had those blackcoats out here, couldnt get them out of our precinct for months, alot of good people were harassed because of that'' 
 
 Craig stumbled and fell on his bottom. He was not sobering up anytime soon and i wasnt waking up anytime soon for that matter. The whole thing just kept getting more bizzare. I opened my mouth to ask stevens a question but before i could even get it out the dragon burped fire, burped... fire. Suddenly the absurdity of the situation hit me and i was on my knees, laughing my ass off. 
 
 `` Whats so funny'', craig slurred angerly, `` Are you laughing at me?'' 
 
 Craig stumbled as he made his way towards me, he had a good few steps to get to me but they were made into miles with his drunken stupor. Stevens scowled at me, i was making the situation worse but i could not help it. Nothing could beat a fireburping drunken dragon. By the time craig had made it to my position he had stumbled five more times and burped the colors of the rainbow. 
 
 `` Do you want to end up dead'', stevens yelled at me. 
 
 That comment calmed me down and i got serious again. While amusing a drunken dragon is not a good thing to let out onto the streets. Suddenly it occurred to me what was wrong with out fiery disturber. I let him get up to me and take a threatening position. Stevens pulled out his gun but i waved to him to hold up on it. 
 
 `` You think your some tough guy dont you'', the insult was meant to be menacing but between the burping purple fire and the slurring it only made him more amusing. 
 
 I swallowed the laughter, it nearly killed me to do it. I looked him straight in the eyes and without missing a beat i cowered. I cried and i trembled. `` Please dont kill oh mighty dragon, ive got a kid and wife to take care of'' 
 
 The dragon looked at me drunkenly, swaying back and forth. Suddenly a toothy grin broke through his jowls and he laughed. 
 
 `` Finely some respect'', craig said proudly, `` ive still got it, you could take some pointers from your new partner'' 
 
 Craig looked triumphant, as if winning a huge battle. He swaggered around for a bit and gave me more'fearsome' stares. Then turning around he assessed his battlefield. 
 
 `` I suppose ive caused enough destruction tonight'', craig slurred, `` I hit that lampost so hard it turned into two posts''. 
 
 Slowly craig began flapping his wings, then stopped. He looked at his wings confused, as if seeing them for the first time again. Letting out another colored flare burp he began to flap his wings again but this time walking as well, he obviously thought he was flying away majestically. Turning the corner to the alley we heard a crash and then loud snoring. 
 
 `` What the hell was that shit you just pulled'', stevens yelled at me, `` were you trying to get killed?'' 
 
 `` I just cant believe he bought it'', i replied, `` at least hes out cold now, want to book him?'' 
 
 Stevens lit a cigarette and breathed it in deep. Letting the smoke out through his nose he looked at me and said, `` Nah, he just breaks out when we try that. Lets finish our rounds, i rather deal with the bridge trolls than this guy at least they have good booze.''
