[ WP ] Far , far into the future , a modern-day TV show/movie/novel is being retold as an ancient legend

It was around the year 500 A.A. when the first record of the unnamed tale of a peasant rising to royalty was created. The ancient epic begins with a poem, which translated from ancient English, sounds roughly like this: 
 
 This tale, up and down, like my life, 
 
 is one which I invite you to listen. 
 
 Birthed in the gorthward part of Phil, 
 
 I spent many moons taking part in sport. 
 
 Until one day when I took part in a fussy. 
 
 The tussle, but one, prompted my birthgiver to 
 
 Begin my quest. 
 
 I prayed to the birthgiver, do not cast me away! 
 
 But alas, it was too late to apologize. 
 
 But my satchel she gave 
 
 And my ticket ( an ancient way of varification for transport ) I recieved, 
 
 So I kicked as I went on my path. 
 
 I whestle for a cab ( ancient type of personal car and driver ) 
 
 and when it drew closer, the licence plate ( an ancient way of vehicle identification ) was marked `` fresh'' ( fresh: \ˈfresh\ - 
 an ancient word meaning `` Akly'' ) 
 
 And hung upon the mirror were several dice ( dice: a tool of gamblers, clearly showing the driver's lust for gambling ) 
 
 I anything, I felt that this cab was a rare one, 
 
 But nonetheless I told the man our destination 
 
 ( Note: depending on the source, you may find that the destination is either an ancient city of `` Bel-Air'' which became modern day Lorvich, or it has been cited my professors as `` Hollwoods'', a closer, more famous ruined city from the ancient American Empire. ) 
 
 I arrived at the dwelling at around the orth hour, and told 
 
 the transport I would smell him at another time, 
 
 And I looked at my kingdom, 
 
 I had finally arrived, 
 
 For sitting atop my throne as the High Son of Bel-Air ( this is an unusual phrase, throne, as thrones were from times about 300 cycles before this poem was written. It is an assumed Glentanym in speech. ) 
 
 The poem is all we have left of the ancient myth, but it is assumed that there are several other parts, involving the mythical characters that greet the poet in paradise. 
 

