[ WP ] Describe a villain who has the desire to rule the world , but is considered too cute to be taken seriously .

Every day a new plan, every day a new defeat. Does n't matter what I do, it seems. Stealing things, destroying stuff, hell, I've even soiled a few expensive pieces of furniture. But does anyone care? Does anyone give me recognition? No, I just get scolded like a bad child. Total bogus. Do n't they know I am the master of doom, the bringer of death, the harbinger of the end days? I command the very forces of shadow and destruction with nothing more than the flick of my wrists, but they do not fear me, no. They praise me, and shower me with gifts and food. Do n't get me wrong, I do n't mind all that, but it would be nice to see some real *fear* sometimes. I mean, it's hard to be terrifying when they put you in little teeny sweaters and the tiniest little boots you could imagine. I mean, it's totally ridiculous, considering the fact that I'm the greatest threat this world has ever known. 
 
 Besides, those boots do n't even keep my paws warm.
