[ WP ] He did n't mind taking their souls . Taking their souls was his job .

Listlessly, Bernie vacuumed up the last bit of goo. He didn ’ t mind taken their souls. Taking their souls was his job. But that didn ’ t mean it didn ’ t get a bit tedious from time to time. Truth is, most souls are close enough to identical to make no matter. They all have the same hopes, the same dreams, the same inner desires. I want to be loved, I want to be famous, I want to be cool. ‘ Nobody ever comes right out and says it, but this is all that preoccupies people. None of the I want the best for the world bullshit they keep spouting is their soul ’ s truth. ’ Bernie grimaced at the thought. At least he knew that he was a big old selfish mess. He truly knew himself. ‘ Good for you, Bernie, ’ he thought to himself. ‘ Good for you. ’ 
 
 
 The knowledge that he was so much better than everyone else made him smile. That, at least, he had his job to thank for. 
 It wasn ’ t so bad after all. It was a pretty good job. 
 
 And done by a pretty damn good-looking guy. 

