[ WP ] You answered that giraffes were extinct on a school test , and failed the test by one point . Instead of retaking the test , you 've decided to take it upon yourself to make your answer correct .

“ That fucking piece of shit! ” 
 
 The sound the exit doors made as my foot smashed them open was the exclamation mark to my frustrated roar. 
 
 I walked straight towards my purple Bugatti, muttering curses, begging all the dark gods to… 
 
 “ KILL THAT SONOFABITCH! ” 
 
 “ Yo yo! ” Harry suddenly appeared from the passenger side. “ Are you still upset about the test? ” 
 
 “ One fucking point Harry! One! And that smug fucking look on his face when he said, ‘ You ’ re wrong ’?! I ’ M WRONG HARRY?! ” 
 
 “ Yo calm down man. We all make mistakes. ” 
 
 I stared at Harry in disbelief. I MAKE MISTAKES?! 
 
 “ Fuck you Harry. ” I flipped him off, got into the car and leaving a very confused best friend, I sped off. 
 
 On the drive home, all I could think about was, “ I ’ m gon na show this asshole. ” 
 
 I got home and stomped into the foyer. 
 
 “ Tony, is that you? ” 
 
 Mother was sitting drunk in front of the TV, Maria cleaning the couch nodded at me. I ignored them both and made a beeline straight for the man cave, more specifically, the shotgun in the glass case. 
 “ I ’ m wrong? You stupid cunt. ” I took the gun out, checked to see if it was loaded - it was – and stomped out of the room, past the confused expression of Maria, out of the house and back into the car. I sped out of the driveway and back on the road. 
 
 I was pissed off and I planned to do something about it. 
 
 It took me 20 minutes to get to his house. The moment I pulled up, he came out shouting. 
 
 Old and dishevelled, he was just like I remembered him. 
 
 “ Little shit! ” He shouted at me. “ Didn ’ t I tell you never to come bac- “. I never thought the shotgun would sound so loud. 
 
 “ I don ’ t have time for this shit ” I mumbled as I stepped over his dead body. For as long as we remembered, Old Jim had been a mean, rude man that got off on frightening us. Old Jim, meet my shotgun. 
 
 I walked all the way to the back of the house and into the tool shed. It looked like no one had been in there for years, which was good for me because it means it was still there. 
 
 I moved the metallic trunk against the wall to reveal the loosened board underneath. I removed the board and took it out. 
 
 It was dusty so took out my handkerchief, thinking I might as well kill two birds with one stone. 
 
 A wisp of smoke came out of the lamp and Dai ’ Jinn materialized. He looked at my fuming face and smiled. 
 
 “ Long time Tony. I thought you said all you needed was the money. ” 
 
 “ Look. Fuck all that. Do I have my one wish left or what? ” 
 
 “ Yes you do. ” 
 
 “ Great. Kill all the giraffes. ” 

