[ EU ] Write a Horror Story . The hero is a despicable criminal . The monster is Batman .

`` How can no one see that all I've been doing is trying to make Gotham what it is, Anarchy incarnate? There has never been a time when it has n't been this way, but he comes along and all of a sudden people think they want order and structure. But I know what they truly want, they want to laugh. Is it so wrong to think I am the hero? I am the one who will set Gotham free, not Batbuffon. He dresses up to scare people, I dress as a clown to make them happy. I derail sometimes, but who does n't? Everyone, even the Batman. This city's supposed savior. It makes me laugh to think people are afraid of me. Why? Oh, all those people killed, I'm just trying to keep the population to a rational number. All the destruction... well that was just a bit of fun.'' Joker put his hand over the microphone and asked Harley Quinn,'Wait, who wrote this? I'm having a hard time keeping a straight face right now. Oh boy, i ca n't keep it in any longer. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. This is the funniest thing I've ever read. Oh, right, back to the speech.' `` In closing, hahah heheh, I'm so glad that Gotham has voted me to be the new mayor. I'd like to thank every single person for voting for me.'' One of the doctors of Arkham pulled out the disc from the DVD player. `` As you can see Batman, Joker is worse than ever. In his mind, he is the hero Gotham has been seeking. I fear he'll be stuck in his own mind for a long, long time.'' Batman took the DVD and smashed it on the ground. `` Well doctor,'' he said grimly, `` he's not wrong.'' Batman took the doctor and snapped his neck. Before he left, Batman knocked on the glass to Joker's room. `` I win.'' Batman walked out of Arkham Asylum, grinning madly. `` No one would ever think I've been gassing Joker, to make him seem like the crazy one.'' He let out a wild laugh, `` oh Joker, I truly do win.''
