[ WP ] A freak accident turned a man immortal . Now he tries desperately to replicate the event for someone else , so he wo n't end up alone for eternity .

I serve the food while sticking feather under their noses. 
 
 I work hard at trying to convince the cook to put more black pepper in all the food. 
 
 Sodas are now complimentary. 
 
 But nothing works. 
 
 I've tried tampering with the food, but no one gets indigestion, it's all futile. I cry. 
 
 I've waited tables for longer than our current manager has worked, I've had no raises whatsoever. These people, they're not cruel, nor malevolent. But one needs to be punished, just so my curse may be softened ever so slightly. 
 
 I do n't want anyone to suffer, unfortunately the person I want to suffer the least is myself. But everywhere I go, no matter how long I wait, no one else does it. 
 
 My curse is endless. 
 
 No one else sneezes, burps and hiccups at the same time.
