[ WP ] There is an evil spirit that lives in Reddit . It feeds on good writing . I am calling on you all to kill it with horrible stories !

Once upon a time I woke up and I brushed my teeth and stuff. Suddenly, Superman appeared and he was like, `` Mary, you have proven yourself to be superior to me in every way. Therefore, I forfeit my powers to you.'' So then I got his powers and it was totally cool and stuff and I could fly and shoot lasers when all of a sudden Dr Octopus came in through my ceiling saying, `` I will destroy the world,'' or some dumb shit like that so I punched him using my super strength and he went flying off. Then, Stephen Hawking came in through my door and said, `` bleep, bloop, play me in a game of chess,'' and I obviously trashed him because I'm way smart ( even without my superpowers ). Then, as the Queen was coming in, I looked at the clock and realized I was late for school and so I flew over there, which was pretty rad. Anyways, I got in and my teacher stared at me all angry-looking. Seeing that she was about to ramble on I muffled my ears using some random power I got or whatever. 
 
 `` Ms Sue? You are late for the fourth time this week, and this is n't a new trend, as your tardiness has been noticeable for the past few weeks. Your punishment will be decided later, but before that we need to discuss your recent English exam. To put it bluntly, your literary skills are akin to those of an eight year old although you are currently in grade 11. Your punctuation rarely extends beyond periods and commas, causing your sentences to drag on aimlessly. Furthermore, your vocabulary is also lacking, and yet you've demonstrated such pride in your intelligence. even mocking others for it. You know, you're nowhere near as impressive as you make yourself out to be.'' 
 

