[ WP ] So then God says to me . . .

`` St Peter actually handed your *list* over to me to judge you, and might I say, this is impressive. I'll just tell you that you are going to hell to burn for all eternity, but now I want to go over each item in this list. Well first, and obviously, you were an atheist, bet this is a surprise hm? Additionally, you wasted your life corrupting yourself and the others around you. You, yourself, committed 3 murders, and convinced others around you to commit 34 others. The number of times you took my name in vain is a staggering 84323 times; I ca n't even fathom how that is possible in your short 45 year life. You were a terrible ethnic ( atheist ) Jew: pork, shellfish, mixed fabrics, working on Saturdays.. all 613 laws you broke multiple times, again impressive in only 45 years. All 10 commandments were broken: the first 4 were covered by your lapsed Judaism. The 5th and 6th were covered by killing your mother, it did n't matter how well you tried to justify it. And then there is this story: you not only coveted your neighbor's wife, but also his house and his cat; you committed adultery with her, killed her ( your second murder ), and then blamed in on your neighbor. You killed him ( your third murder ), stole his car, and tried to get away with setting his murder up as a car accident. There is more, but I'm too disturbed to go on. 
 
 `` Your personal demons were more atrocious than any I've witnessed, the disgusting details of which I will not get into. Your last words were:'Fuck yeah, I'll see you all in hell'. Well, have fun in hell, and may the devil have mercy on your soul.'' 
 

