[ WP ] There is unrest in the galaxy but the advanced alien races that populate it lack the capacity to kill . One alien race decides to recruit the humans of earth as their military .

`` Hello. We come in peace.'' 
 
 The first encounter was being broadcast on every channel, every website, every app in the world. This was it. The arrival of aliens. The first day of the new age of humanity. A giant leap forward for human kind. 
 
 `` Well about fucking time,'' said Jerry to his mates in the crowded pub. `` One more day of this shit and I would've killed myself.'' 
 
 `` Shut it, Jerry. I ca n't hear,'' said Rob. 
 
 `` -not exactly peace, in truth. We have no fight with you, but we do have a fight. A fight we are losing. Our people have been enslaved by the vile Trinatalians for a decade. We need your help-'' 
 
 Several people groaned. 
 
 `` They're going to make us fight for them?'' 
 
 `` Can they even do that?'' 
 
 `` Fuck'em. I'm a doctor, not a soldier.'' 
 
 `` I ca n't hear!'' 
 
 `` -since the abolition of murder early in our history-'' 
 
 `` Wait, what? They ca n't kill?'' 
 
 `` -neither of our warring factions have been able to bring an end to this conflict as we are both physically incapable of ending lives-'' 
 
 `` None of them can kill? Not even their enemies?'' 
 
 `` -your primitive race has the means to end the subjugation of an entire people who would be forever in your debt-'' 
 
 The sad, grey face filled with panic. A flash filled the screen, and then static. 
 
 `` I guess that was that then,'' said Jerry. 
 
 `` But what about the Trinatalians?'' said Rob. 
 
 ``'Spose they'll get the same if they show their faces.'' 
 
 Jim the bartender took the measure of the room, the working men struggling to register what had happened. 
 
 `` We won the war, boys! This round is on the house.''
