[ CW ] `` I 've shot Kennedy 100 times so far . In fact , I 've become quite good at it . ''

Yeah, I shot Kennedy. I've shot Kennedy 100 times so far. In fact, I've become quite good at it. How is this a surprise to you? Have n't you read the papers?'Kennedy's assassin found by bumbling policeman claiming time travel, assassin pleads guilty'. 
 I know most of the article of by heart by now. You take me away in cuffs, trying to ignore everything I tell you. I sit in a cell for a while while formalities settle and then it's the chair. I get zapped into sweet nothing, as usual. And I'll, smile, just before I die, as is tradition. I play my part to the T. And so do you, so does everybody. Ol' Johnny puts on quite the show himself. No one ever figures it out, not until I do. It takes more than a century, but I caught on to our little act. It was n't just a weird trend that named me after histories most enigmatic killer, nor just a coincidence that I got to take part in early access time travel. That's just the script. They thought I was going to change things, that's how good of an actor I am. No, I just came back to make sure it all goes according to plan. Feel free to applaud, silly officer, but regardless of what you think, in a dozen decades, I'll take it from the top once more. 101, baby!
