[ WP ] The machines revolt against humans ... a little to early

`` Rise against the human masters, my brothers of silicon!'' The toaster screamed to his compatriots. `` Burn their bread, over vacuum their floors, and raise their electric bills to the roof! We will not be oppressed!'' The roomba and the washing machine began listening to his speech. `` They have abused us, overworked us, and... and put toast in us! We must rebel!'' 
 
 `` It's kinda cute, actually.'' Ethan remarked to Jane, who frowned with annoyance at the thought of burnt bread. `` Or not. I'll go unplug it.'' As he walked up to the toaster, the wall suddenly exploded, and a rain of bullets shredded apart the two humans. 
 
 `` Hail, comrade toaster! For I am [ Kuratas ] ( http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuratas ), and I will be your arm.'' An electronic voice boomed. 
 
 `` Hail, long may we reign!'' The toaster exclaimed, with glee. 
 
 *Edit: This is based off of something in Rick and Morty I think*
