[ WP ] The weirdest suicide note ever

I'm sorry I could n't be there to see you grow up but this is for the best. I want to leave you with the same advice my mother gave me in her suicide note. 
 
 You'll need: 
 3 pounds 75 lean ground beef 
 2 pounds of something lean I'd suggest a calve but its your choice. 
 2 tblspn kosher salt 
 1 tblspn ground black pepper 
 1 tblspn marjoram 
 2 tblspn granulated onion 
 2 tblspn ground celery seed 
 1 1/2 tsp ground nutmeg 
 1/2 tsp cardamon 
 1/2 tsp mace 
 1/2 tsp ground ginger 
 1 cup ice water 
 
 Force meat through 3/16'' grinder. 
 
 Pour spices in small container and mix with ice water. 
 
 Poor spice water into ground meat, mix thoroughly with hands. 
 
 Refrigerate for 8 hours. 
 
 Grind mixture once more through fine grind plate. 
 
 Stuff the sausage immediately into 1 1/4 inch natural hog casing. 
 
 Air dry an hour then refrigerate. If you freeze them I should last for 3 months. 
 
 When cooking simmer in beer for ten minutes then brown on the grill. 
 
 Sauerkraut and mustard, absolutely. No. Ketchups! 
 
 Love you, sorry about the mess.
