[ WP ] Every night , God flips a coin . The result determines your entire day .

Another tails. God sighed to himself as he looked down at earth upon PsychonautQQ's sleeping chambers... what were the chances? 
 
 When he had originally conceived the idea it had seemed like his most brilliant idea since the great flood. It would allow him to have more spare time and filing through all those poorly worded prayers a thing of the past. To his understanding, his new coin flipping program would allow people to have roughly half their days be heavenly guided while the other half would be less inspired and they would have to avoid temptation on their own human will. 
 
 This had been PsychonautQQ's 895th day of tails in a row. Poor guy. 
 
 God watched the human leap out of bed and start punching and kicking the air vigorously, it was five in the morning there. He watched as Psychonaut meditated for an hour before going on a six mile run, then proceeding to study for thee hours. Psychonauts days had become incredibly structured out of necessity, nobody could say he was n't handling the situation as good as an earthling could. 
 
 Still though, God was sorry for the lad. He held the coin up to his eyes and noticed something.... he had been using a double sided tails coin this whole time... 
 
 `` Oh very funny!'' God texted to Satan.
