[ WP ] It 's your fault that your little sibling was bitten by a radioactive < Insert creature here > . Now you have to deal with the strange powers he seems to posses ...

Take your family to work day. Whose smart idea was that. Sure for places where you work in an office building it would make sense, but a botch research lab. I mean they were just asking for an accident. This is what happened, and just like the rest of my life, I fucked up and caused it. 
 
 For the last three years I have been working on changing the genetic makeup of sloths. I know sloths are a terrible idea to change but all I wanted to do was make them less prone to suicide, by increasing their intelligence, and making it so they do n't grab their arm mistaking it for a branch. Well when it comes to changing genetic makeup, you of course have to work with radiation. 
 
 Thus brings us to the accident. I was showing my little brother, Paul, my lab. He always loved sloths, even if that was because they were the dankest of memes. Well as I was mixing a solution to test he got to close and got bit. Well I treated his wound and called him a dumb ass, like any good brother would. But it got worse. 
 
 About a week later I noticed how much he started to sleep. And how slow he was taking life, I dicided not to worry him, but I kept an eye on him just in case. About 3 days later is when the first mutation came to fruition. He came up and showed me then. His claws. I could tell they were the claws of a sloth. I calmed him down and did some test. 
 
 As I feared his genetic makeup was mixed with the sloths, and he was slowly turning. So being the brother I was I helped him. Kept him from his love for shit. And made sure the world would not know of him. However the mutation continued to grow, which was sad because my brother long lost dream of becoming a astronaut would be lost, that is until they looked for someone who would be able to sleep for long periods, and was not afraid of poop. Thus is how my brother Paul, became a astronaut. I love him to this day and hang his picture in my lab http: //m.imgur.com/gallery/L59kBPl. I hope he will come home one day.
