[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

`` Cheese pizza with no crust.'' 
 
 He did n't seem to like what I just said. I might as well just asked him to fuck his mother. His lip curled up, revealing dark gums and yellow teeth. Right, but he was disgusted with me. I guess the Internet comments were right, people are just so tight assed these days, ca n't even take a joke. The joke always got a few laughs in North Carolina but I guess New Yorkers do n't find that shit funny. Rookie mistake. Do n't quit your day job Frank. Why did n't I remember what happened to Paul Walker's character in The Fast and the Furious movie when he ordered that tuna sandwich with no crust? He got his ass beat. 
 
 `` Eh? Who aara yuu?'' The cashier asked in a speech that sounded like a old record player scratching before it caught the beat. 
 
 I felt embarrassed. Explaining myself would just make it worse. `` Sorry, I'm Frank. Just want to place an order to go.'' 
 
 `` Eraaight, okayee Frank. Doora on the left, passet the bathrooms. Knock harda like 3 times and ask for Steve.'' 
 
 [ End part 1 ]
