[ TT ] You find a lost MP3 on the bus . Curious , you decide to listen .

*This is my first attempt at a prompt. Please be gentle! I hope I am not violating Theme Thursday rules* 
 
 
 It was an average, boring day as Jeff took the bus back home.He sat down at his usual seat, and looked outside the window.His fellow passengers chatted, and birds flew across the colourful canvas of the evening sunset.Just a normal, average, boring day really. 
 
 *But wait.How can this be a writing prompt without the unnatural or the uncanny? * 
 
 As Jeff looked out the window, thinking deep thoughts protagonists are bound to, he noticed an ipod on the floor near his feet.'*I wonder what sort of music this person listens to'* he wondered.' *A teenage girl infatuated with one of those boy bands you cant't tell apart? A carefully curated collection of classic rock?'* 
 
 `` **DO N'T BE SILLY JEFF. I HAVE SOMETHING MUCH BETTER PLANNED**'' 
 
 Jeff looked around, eyes wide with shock.No one seemed to have noticed the booming voice he had heard. 
 
 `` **No you are not going mad. Not in this story anyway. **'' the Voice chuckled. 
 
'*Story? *' he thought,'*What is going on? *'. `` Are you real? Are you God'' Jeff whispered. 
 
 The Voice chuckled again. `` **THAT IS A GREAT IDEA**''.Jeff could almost hear the amusement in his voice 
 
 `` **YOU DO N'T NEED TO WHISPER.THE SUPPORTING CAST WO N'T HEAR YOU.LETS MOVE THIS STORY ALONG NOW.**''. GOD sounded impatient now 
 
 Jeff was seized by a sudden curiousity to know what was on ipod.'*Now that I think about it, should n't my first response have been to try finding its owner? *'.It might have been another person.Not Jeff.Nothing existed but him and the ipod. As he picked up the ipod and the earphones that, unbeknownst to him had just appeared, he found his curiosity sating. 
 
 Jeff now realised he had no option but to go along with being the protagonist of this criminally amateurish attempt at satire.But there is only so much a fictional character can do. 
 
 `` Atleast I can have an adventure'' Jeff said ruefully, opening the music app. `` I will enjoy this, right?'' 
 
 *Silence* 
 
 `` Hello?'' Jeff asked, wondering whether to feel relieved or scared 
 
 `` **OH RIGHT.YOU CA N'T SEE ME SHRUG.I THINK SO.I AM NOT CONFIDENT IN MY ABILITY TO WRITE A TRAGEDY'' ** GOD answered in his thundering voice. 
 
'*Why does this always happen to me? *', Jeff thought. 
 
 `` **I DO N'T KNOW.MAYBE ITS BILL.SCREW BILL! **'' 
 
 Jeff sighed.Of course HE could hear his thoughts. `` Are you trying to force a punchline on me?'' 
 
 `` **IS IT WORKING? **'' GOD asked expectantly. 
 
 Jeff sighed again.He had never thought it could be so taxing to have a narrator provide a running commentary on an adventure he never wanted. 
 
 `` **IF YOU DO N'T LIKE COMMENTARY, I CAN THINK OF SOME KICKASS BACKGROUND SCORES**''. 
 
 *Almost as if at a cue, he heard'Strangers in a Strange Land' by Iron Maiden playing softly in the distance. * 
 
'*Did GOD just say kickass*?' Jeff thought in amazement. In a very un-protagonist fashion, he wished he was having a normal day.He just hoped he would not get stuck in another time-travelling-Hitler prompt. 
 
'*Atleast GOD had good taste in music*' he thought unbiasedly. 
 
 *Thanks for reading! All suggestions and criticisms are welcome.If by a miracle you want me to continue, I'll be happy to* 

