[ WP ] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy . As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable . They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology . Humans accept the deal .


 
 > `` We need help! The Rogan race is attacking us! We'd do anything for FTL, even consort with the Humans!'' 
 
 Well, far be it from us, to decline such a request, hello, alien, do you bleed? 
 
 We'll gladly provide you with everything you want ( but is it what you need? ). 
 
 Faster than light, wormhole travel, we'll even throw an acubierre drive, you've got nothing to lose. 
 
 But we have a price, it's admittedly expensive, for your people... SET US LOOSE! 
 
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 We were trapped, in this place, a long time ago, before the birthing of your race... 
 
 Now we're the boogymen, the nightmare that you fear, the danger nobody wants to face... 
 
 We're the terror of the universe, and for what, because we genocided a few worlds. 
 
 Our price is very simple, let us loose, and you'll get everything you dreamed. 
 
 We'll give you lasers, we'll give you nukes, we'll give you AM weaponry that really fucking rocks. 
 
 We'll give you chemicals, we'll give you science, a Pandora's box. 
 
 So, how about it? 
 
 Will you take that fateful step? 
 
 Turn off this accursed force field? 
 
 I mean, sure, every other race in the galaxy will hate you... 
 
 But we were wrongfully imprisoned, and more powerful than them! 
 
 History is judged by the winners, and we can make you win so very much. 
 
 It's time to take your place amongst the Empires past, and give your people some punch. 
 
 We are humanity. We are the endless evil that endlessly grows. 
 
 We accept your quest, as we're the fucking best, and we want to see how this goes!
