[ IP ] The Box

Deep in the foggy forest, dressed in hunter orange and carrying your.22 you see the strangest thing. A large wooden crate with no tracks or damage to the area around it. And there's a live deer standing on top of it, staring down at you. You've walked around it three times now. 
 
 Nothing to explain how the hell a deer was lifted or jumped that high. But that is n't the weirdest or scariest thing. There's no sounds. No animal or bird calls. Nothing. 
 
 On one side is a little window covered by a piece of metal. You lift it up cautiously. 
 When you do, something inside moves, screams and bangs up against the inside. BANG, BANG, BANG. The wood is starting to bulge outward. A hole forms. Big enough for whatever's inside to shove it's hair covered arm out and grab your safety vest. Lifting you up off the ground. Thinking quickly, you tear off your vest and fall to the ground. Moving backwards, you stand up and run, tripping over tree roots. 
 
 
 
 
 
 It pulls the vest inside. `` Damnit, I just wanted to get let out of this damn box the deer put me in.'' It says. 
 
 And that's why you ca n't find Bigfoot. Too many hunters encountering this box and getting scared out of their minds, not willing to tell the story. 
 

