[ WP ] A superior being announces that half of earth 's population will be sacrificed after 30 days have passed . Each person is randomly bound to another both have to agree which one of them will survive , if they do n't agree , both die . People can change their current bounds to make deals .

I sent a private message to my bind. They happened to be a redditor too, so along with their personal information I received their username. I decided messaging them would be easiest. 
 
 `` Hey man, so do n't worry about this alien thing. I volunteer to die. Deal? Deal.'' 
 
 Then refreshed reddit.com every 5 seconds until I got a response. 
 
 `` lol hell no. i've been waiting for the sweet release of death for ages. now finally I get a pain free and instant exit? you're not taking that from me.'' 
 
 `` Oh. Well let's agree to disagree then: )'' 
 
 What a feeling of relief, having that out of the way. 
 
 
 
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 Then refreshed reddit.com every 5 seconds until I got a response. 
 
 `` me too thanks'' 
 
 This technically counted as a disagreement, and so 30 days later we were both relinquished from this great imposition called life.
