[ WP ] Humanity realizes the Universe is actually a simulation so out of spite it decides to concentrate its effort on messing with the civilization that does the simulation

“ They did what? ” 
 
 “ They elected that douche bag as Uni-Supreme Leader. ” 
 
 “ You have got to be kidding me. We threw him in there for shits n gigs. Danny purposefully took control towards the end to make him crash and burn. Danny! Hey Danny, get over here! ” 
 
 “ Yarp? ” 
 
 “ Yo, didn ’ t you take control of the Douche Bag sim and run him in to the ground so that the people would reject him? ” 
 
 “ Yarp. ” 
 
 “ Well they frickin ’ elected him! ” 
 
 “ Oh snap.. Even after that stuff I had him say and do? ” 
 
 “ Apparently… ” 
 
 “ Ohhhhh man thats crazy… There ’ s no way the simulation should have done that. I mean, I guess anything is possible… But, well, it must have been a virus or a bug in there or something. ” 
 
 “ The system keeps showing clean. ” 
 
 “ But dude, I freaking wrecked things! I mean I figured that stuff about building a'galactic wall' to keep the ethereal creatures out would have caused enough of a raucous to knock him out. ” 
 
 “ Nah, the sims ate it up. ” 
 
 “ And that stuff I had him say about increasing the out put of the major galaxies and ignoring the universal efforts to maintain the heat balance of the universe? ” 
 
 “ Well at first the overall response was as expected. But there was never the backlash like we expected. Sure his publicity tuned down, but it didn ’ t remove him from the rat race. Things kinda just kept going… It ’ s almost as if— “ 
 
 “ Okay okay okay, let ’ s think about this. Something is up. Like, he was on a pretty shaky run. I mean sure, the system had to account for a variable like him, and with all the preluding events, a character like him was bound to show up. But the overall direction of the system is a non-zero sum. He IS the zero-sum. The calculations that Stewie and them did by hand show that the sims would have kicked his ass to the curb a while ago. ” 
 
 “ Yea, but— “ 
 
 “ And after that stunt I pulled with his daughter. COMON… How much worse can it get? Who in their right mind would say, ‘ Yea, okay, this is the guy I entrust the secrets of the universe to! I feel safe in his hands! ” 
 
 “ Danny, you ’ re thinking too rationally… Obviously, something is up? ” 
 
 “ Well what is it? There ’ s no viruses. No bugs. No malware. No miscalculations. No anomalies. Nothing… ” 
 
 “ Hold on a sec… Jess! Jess come over here please! ” 
 
 “ Yes? ” 
 
 “ Jess, you were responsible for the dice mechanic right? ” 
 
 “ You mean the chaos element? ” 
 
 “ Tomato-potato. You calculated the randomness in the system, yes? ” 
 
 “ Yea. ” 
 
 “ Is there a chance that your equations would lead to anything like consciousness? ” 
 
 “ Possibly. That IS the beauty that is chaos. ” 
 
 “ Well I ’ ll be… ” 
 
 “ What? ” 
 
 “ Yea, what is it? ” 
 
 “ They ’ re fucking with us. Those little sims just gave the power of the Universe to a douche bag. ” 
 
 “ Why would they do that? ” 
 
 “ Whoa check it out! The Douche just caused the major galaxies to supernova! It ’ s spanning billions and billions of light years… Whoa, zoom out some. ” 
 
 “ It ’ s… It ’ s spelling out something. ” 
 
 “ C-O-N-G-R-A-T-U-L-A-T-I-O-N-S''
