[ WP ] A coroner has a bad habit of writing his reports in the second person .

Call it what you like. Confession. Thrill-seeking. A demand for some sort of recognition, even if that recognition was not fully aware of just who was being recognized. Did Mozart bury his masterpieces away from the eyes of the masses? Did the Beatles burn their CDs so that no one could appreciate them? I had considered passing my escapades off as fiction, writing mystery stories starring yours truly. But no one would then realize that someone had done these daring feats in reality, and what's more, my books did n't sell. Well, people read them now. I tell the boss that it helps me to fully understand the reports if I put myself into them. If only he knew...
