[ WP ] You decide to fight crime despite the fact that the only power a freak lab accident granted you is tremendous over-confidence .

`` Get over here, maggot!'' 
 
 `` Punk, you think repeating what I say will do you any good?'' 
 
 `` Punk, you think re -- Ow!'' 
 
 The punch throws me back, but it's nothing that the Sensational Beast ca n't 
 recover from. I take a step back, smiling, ready to -- 
 
 `` Ow!'' 
 
 `` Listen kid, just leave!'' 
 
 `` Not a chance, you vile creature! I am here to upho -- ngh --'' 
 
 Wow, he has really strong hands. That chokehold is quite impressive. Would be 
 nice if he stopped sometime soon, what with my need to breathe and all... 
 
 `` Hey Jerry, what the hell you doin'? Boss said, we needa be quick'n clean tonight!'' 
 
 `` Keep it down, Shorts,'' Jerry's grasp on my neck loosens. `` And would you help me 
 with this... thing?'' 
 
 The pavement is hard. Yep. But I have air now - the secret ingredient that powers 
 the Sensational Beast's strengths! 
 
 `` Says he's the Sensational Beast or somethin''' Jerry explains to Shorts 
 and kicks me in the ribs, for good measure I suppose. `` Just came whistlin''round 
 the corner,'n when he saw me tyin' down the lass, said he's gon na stop me,'cause 
 he's the Sensational Beast, and'cause what I'm doin' ai n't just, the little 
 punk.'' 
 
 Well, it's not. And you did n't have to kick me again just now. Ow. 
 
 `` Tie'im up, too. Some'n'll find it in the mornin''' 
 
 `` Outta rope.'' 
 
 `` Well damn. Just give it a good kickin', eh? A kickin's as good as rope, if it's 
 good enough.'' 
 
 The two approach me and start their `` good kickin'.'' Honestly though, it's 
 quite pathetic. I mean, Jerry's probably been to the gym before, but neither of 
 their dads ever taught them how to fight. Seriously? I could take a beating like 
 this for minutes before losing consciousness. There's no confidence in how 
 they're swinging their legs. But I mean, good for them, getting out of their 
 comfort zones and all. They're probably used to intimidating their victims with 
 knives or guns. 
 
 Speaking of which... 
 
 `` Oh, why's baby curlin' up? You hurt, you little baby?'' Jerry sneers. 
 
 I reach to my shoulder holster, pull out my gun, and shoot them both. 
 
 Another day saved by the Sensational Beast. Nice.
