[ WP ] The death penalty has been replaced by a one way trip to Mars .

'I ca n't believe this shit.' 
 I was watching my boss on stage, he an idiot but for some reason the republicans loved him. I have been working for two years now on George W. Bush's re-election committe, and for some reason he was topping the polls. To be honest I'm a bit split. On the one hand if he's re-elected I get paid more, on the other if he's elected he will probably support more dumbass bills like the'send all the murders to mars bill.' 
 
 I had assumed that it was a joke about the growing death row population, but he was actually serious. One Trillion... ( with a freaking T! ) a year was now going towards the new program. 
 
 I really hope they realize sending criminals to set up peaceful martial colonies is a horrible idea before it really starts to hurt our economy. The economists I've spoken to seem to think we could have an economic crash in with two years! 2005 and the world's going to shit, who would have guessed?
