[ WP ] All aliens know about human society is what they 've witnessed from Monty Python .

The alien ship descended through the cloudless night sky and landed on the White House lawn. The secret service surrounded the ships perimeter and reporters from across the globe flashed their cameras as the doors slowly opened. Once the door was opened a walkway slowly descended to the ground. Then the light from the door was disturbed by a moving shadow and out stood the first alien that any earthling had ever seen. 
 
 
 The alien took two steps down, hopped back up to the top, skipped three steps at a time with one leg while kicking the other one out to it's side and then it minced its feet back and forth up and down the last three steps where it stepped fifteen times on the third, ten on the second and then five on the first followed by a jump back to the third with ten steps on it and five on the second steps and then fifteen steps on the first step and then it jumped back to the third step again and did five steps and then on the second step it did fifteen steps and then on the first step it bounced back to the second step, did a one leg shuffle back and forth, back and forth and then jumped in the air with a crane kick landing. 
 
 
 `` Well,'' said President Obama, `` that was one small step into a new friendship.'' 
 
 
 The alien walked up to the President and smacked him with a fish which scared Joe Biden just a bit and he passed gas with a raunchy tuba blast. 
 
 
 The alien looked at Joe'Fucking' Biden and said, `` You fart in my general direction? This means war!'' 
 
 
 The alien turned to walk into it's ship and Obama shouted out, `` Wait, let's talk about this!'' 
 
 
 `` We already did.'' 
 
 
 `` Uh, no we did n't.'' 
 
 
 `` Yes we did.'' 
 
 
 `` Ok, when did we speak?'' 
 
 
 `` Just now.'' 
 
 
 `` No, about going to war.'' 
 
 
 `` Are you declaring war on me?'' 
 
 
 `` No, you just declared war on us!'' 
 
 
 The alien skidder-doodled to it's ship while screaming, `` Fire up the die Flipperwaldt gersput laser!''
