[ WP ] You pray to God , wishing that you will get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you die . He gives you immortality .

-You were hit by a train! How can you move? I mean, a train, you should be you know, disloqued or something like that. 
 
 -I told you, this stupid god-thing granted me imortality, just for a bad joke. I can really imagine it fighting the forces of evil with yo-mama like jokes now. 
 
 -One said that we get the public we deserve, sound like it goes the same way for the gods... Any projects for the future with your new chastity induced invulnerability? 
 
 -Becoming a superhero I guess, for fun at least, its not like `` having to survive'' is a thing for me now. Hey to celebrate that, let's go to town, get drunk, get loaded and get laid. 
 
 -Will be hard now that you are a living men-repellent my dear, at least for you, I can still have a good time on my own but you'll end the night alone. 
 
 -Who spoke about mens? I guess it's a perfect time for my bi coming out!
