[ WP ] You 're a spin doctor in the PR department . Employees in your company have been spontaneously combusting . Assure the public that everything is fine .

Hello, thank you for your questions. We would just like to allay any concerns that you may have over reports focussing on our revolutionary new in-house climate control system. In line with the world-wide trend towards maximizing energy efficiency and reducing carbon footprints, we have developed an exemplary method of effectively transferring building heating from an inefficient, large-scale format to a more personalized service directly adapted to individual needs. As expected, certain individuals are taking longer than others to adapt to the new system and require additional training to fine-tune their personal climate control preferences. However, our engineers assure us that this process should be completed shortly.
