[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Jamlamin Dingdong XI was good at his job. He had the best numbers in the office. He had the district's record for fastest time; 12 seconds. He was a mother fucking Legacy. 
 
 So, how did he screw up so badly? 
 
 It started as a normal day, waiting in the break room for an assignment. He was shooting the shit with a young up and comer named Dorf. Who names their kid Dorf, by the way? 
 
 Dorf had a big head on him. His fastest tine so far was 3 days. Still fast by all means, but ca n't touch my *average* my average of 2 days. 
 
 `` Hey Jam, what say you to a little wager? I'll get my next assignment done in half the time you do.'' 
 
 `` What are the stakes?'' 
 
 `` If I win, I get your sweet office, and you'll be my gofer for the next century.'' 
 
 `` And if I win?'' 
 
 `` I'll take on half your workload, and you can have half my pay for the same century.'' 
 
 `` You're on!'' We shook hands just as the case files came in. 
 
 I pulled one Timothy Dolan, 27. Suffered from depression, was over weight, worked a dead end retail job with no recognition, and had n't been laid since High School. Not even a date in five years. 
 
 Jackpot! Ruining this guys life was going to be easy. I might just break my record here. 
 
 As an added bonus, Dorf's face looked like he'd just pulled a badger out of a tree stump using his dick as bait. 
 
 I went to the motorpool and grabbed the keys to my usual football sized green Kia Soul. From in here I'll possess and control the assignment. 
 
 He was in the middle of being chewed out by his boss when I got to him. I drove directly into his chest, the Soul sendibg out tendrils to wrap aroubd his soul and take it over. It's a painless process, unfortunately. 
 
 Once control was established, I tested the controls by turning his Anger and Hate up to about 3/4 of maximum. Next, I implanted the thought that the impact of his fist into his bosses face would feel amazingly satisfying. 
 
 He was a tough one, I'll give him that. I needed to lower his Inhibitions to around half before he even clenched his fist. I slowly lowered it, reading the build up as his muscles clenched. 
 
 Then with an audible, to me, internal snap his fist lashed out and caught his boss right in the temple, knocking him out. His anger and hate immediately went away and was replaced with shock. I quickly turned it off, and replaced it with Outrage. 
 
 He spoke out to the other employees, `` Fellow workers! Too long have we suffered the ridicule and unjust emotional battering of Assistant Manager Doug! Join me as I walk out in protest of our humiliation!'' 
 
 I was chuckling to myself on how fucked over his life was about to be. Oh, I had won. Took me a little longer than I had expected. About 45 seconds, but I was still goo... 
 
 Wait. 
 
 What's happening? 
 
 Everyone's walking out. Shit. Alright, that's fine. I'll just have to wait for the police to arrest him for assault, and his inevitable firing. 
 
 ( I've been putting off work too long, I'll finish after I see a few more stops )
