[ WP ] You come across a prophetic book . It does not predict what will happen in the future per se , but it does predict exactly what WO N'T , CA N'T , and CAN NEVER POSSIBLY happen .

`` Will I win the lottery tomorrow?'' 
 
 `` Nope.'' 
 
 `` Will I ever get a promotion?'' 
 
 `` Nope.'' 
 
 `` Will I ever find a girlfriend?'' 
 
 `` Nope.'' 
 
 That was the moment I lost it. Granted, the book being able to reply to my queries is kind of cool, but telling me, the most eligible bachelor in town, that I wo n't ever get attached? This book might be magical, but it surely ai n't prophetic. Slightly disappointed but very irritated, I then wrote down the most common-sensical question I knew. 
 
 `` Will the sun rise again tomorrow?'' 
 
 `` Nope.'' 
 
 And that was the last thing I saw before the world was engulfed in total darkness.
