[ WP ] You are driving down the road when you see a Woman in White ghost hitchhiking . And even though you know she is a ghost , you pick her up anyway ...

Ted shook his head and took both fingers out of his ears as the Ghostly pale woman, in her gray, somewhat luminous wedding dress stopped screaching. The voices of thousand tortured souls fading off into the night air. 
 
 Ted shook his head, his right eyebrow raised. `` Sooo... Are you just going to wale at me in horrible fashion all night or are you going to get in?'' 
 
 The Ghostly figure twitched her head in a sickly but puzzled manner. She lookef around as if confused. 
 
 Ted patteted the empty passenger side seat in impatience. `` Well? Geeet iiiiiiinnnn. Jeez, it's cold outside.. Not that you would notice, am I right? HA! 
 
 `` Uh, ok'' she said floating into the seat, her voice still soundingwith the ring of thousand other voices. 
 
 `` Ugh. Could you not do that echo-y Evil Dead voice thing.. It's giving me headache. No offense. `` 
 
 `` I'm sorry'' her voice snapped to one pleasant tone. 
 
 `` So, let me guess? You're the bride-to-be of a husband who did n't show up. So you committed suicide by throwing yourself of the local Ravine along this road, known conveniently as `` Heart Fallen Ridge.'' 
 
 `` Well, you do n't have to make my eternal damnation sound so cliche.'' the ghost sputtered. 
 
 Ted continued ``... And you we're either 1. Going to scare me as we drove by that very same ledge and force me to drive off the ledge to my death in the process, thus forcing your legend to live om the fearful hearts of the local yokels....'' 
 
 `` -- w -- -well just hold on a second -- -!! `` the ghost sputtered in annoyance. 
 
 
 `` Or 2. you were going to let me pass by in fear where i would go on to write my experience on some lame Paranormal forum chat site...'' Ted continued with a wry smile. 
 
 There was awkward silence as the ghost girl folded her arms, clearly annoyed with Ted. 
 
 Finally she spoke 
 
 `` Fuck you, guy. `` 
 
 Another awkward silence followed by Ted. 
 
 `` Hey, Taco Bell is open. You want to go?'' 
 
 Awkward silence. 
 
 She huffed. `` Fine.''
