[ WP ] You 're alone in a room with Hitler . After exchanging a good amount of small talk , he seems to actually be a pretty good guy , until ...

`` Shit man, I had no idea you were a baseball fan, and you even like the Tigers! You know Adolf, you're not so bad'' I said to the mustachioed dictator. 
 
 `` Thanks man! You're pret... Wait, Adolf? Shit man, I thought you knew. I'm not Adolf, I'm his bodydou --'' 
 
 *The door crashes open and another man who likes exactly like Hitler barges into the room* 
 
 `` Gustav!'' This new Hitler shouts, `` We have a new task for you, you're to -- wait who the hell is this?'' new Hitler exclaims as he notices me on the other side of the room. `` You know we're not supposed to let other people see us in the same room together. Dammit Gustav, this is the 3rd time this month.'' With practiced deftness, real Hitler pulls his Luger from it's holster and levels it at my forehead. `` I do n't have time for this shit right now, but after this one I'm going to make you take care of these problems.'' Then a bang, and darkness. 

