[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

`` Surely this must be a mistake.'' I said as I poked the bag full of white dust. `` I do n't have $ 7000 for this, are you out of your mind? I just wanted my pizza..'' I sobbed. 
 
 `` Ca n't take it back now bud, already shipped out.'' A tall, intimidating, yet understanding man said to me. 
 
 `` We'll be back to collect the money in a week, you better have it, or the next guy wo n't be so reasonable.'' He said as he walked back to his car. 
 `` It's a good price anyways, ca n't go wrong'' he yelled as he got into his car and drove off. 
 
 `` Ca n't go wrong my ass. If I get caught with this shit, it'll be the end of my dreams; my food truck by the beach, my relationship with Cindy, she'll dump me so fast. I suppose death is worst than that. Where do I unload all of this shit? I do n't know the first thing about blow, asides from it being called that. What's worst is I'm still hungry! I know! I got ta get to Jeremy's house, he'll definitely know what to do, and on the way I'll pick up my damn pizza, yeah that's it.'' I said cynically. 
 

