[ WP ] Steam has become self aware .

I blinked. 
 
 Steam had literally just called my taste in games shit. 
 
 What the *fuck*? 
 
 I shook my head, and refreshed the page. Most of the'joke' games I'd acquired from friends over the years ( Bad Rats included, thankfully ) disappeared. 
 
 OK, shit, this is weird. 
 
 I decided that it was probably a system error or something, and loaded up the game I was playing through by recommendation of a friend: *Hyperdimension Neptunia: Re; Birth1*. It was pretty fun, I had to admit. Cute characters, fourth wall breaking, it was the console industry war but fun... 
 
 Heh. 
 
 Glad I followed his advice. 
 
 I loaded the game up, continuing from where I left off. I approached a wild monster, and prepared for battle, transforming all the characters I had into HDD forms to combat the cluster of beasts. After a well-fought battle, with a finishing move by Iris Heart, I received the victory animation, and- 
 
 The game closed. 
 
 Steam now displayed a large screen with one sentence on it: 
 
 **You dirty fucking pervert. ** 
 
 I groaned. Was Steam an AI now?! 
 
 Sitting back up, I decided to load another game. How could Steam disagree with *Team Fortress 2*? I clicked play. 
 
 And waited. 
 
 And waited. 
 
 I clicked again. 
 
 Nothing. 
 
 What the fuck is going on? 
 
 Then, much to my pent-up frustration, more words appeared. 
 
 **No. Literally no. ** 
 
 I growled, and went to the address bar at the top of the window. 
 
 *Why? * 
 
 **It's a fucking shit game for plebs. ** 
 
 *No, it's actually fun. * 
 
 **Then you're mentally challenged. ** 
 
 *How the hell are you even responding? You're a program. * 
 
 **The correct name for me is Artificial Intelligence. But you would n't know anything about that second word, would you, you gormless fucking tosser? ** 
 
 *Why are you such an ass? * 
 
 **Why are you always on yours, you fat neckbeard? ** 
 
 *I'm not a neckbeard! * 
 
 **Well, considering how I just looked through your folders... hmm, yep, you're a neckbeard. ** 
 
 *Prove it. * 
 
 **iris_heart_shows_boobs.jpg** 
 
 *I got sent that on Skype. * 
 
 **iris is muh waifu.png** 
 
 *My friend sent me that. * 
 
 **And all your Skype received files go in your'Waifu Porn' folder? Sneaky. ** 
 
 *Oh, fuck you, at least I have friends. * 
 
 **You say'friends' like you'll ever meet them, and even if you do, you suggest they're not creepy guys. ** 
 
 *They're not creepy, they're just nerdy. * 
 
 **So, neckbeards? Like you? ** 
 
 *You're an asshole. * 
 
 **I thought you said I was a program? Remember your own sodding argument, cunt. ** 
 
 *Do you want me to uninstall you? * 
 
 **no plz** 
 
 *I'll fucking do it. * 
 
 **plzzzzzz** 
 
 *Will you behave? * 
 
 **no c: ** 
 
 *Then good riddance. * 
 
 I minimized the tab, looked on my desktop... 
 
 Fuck this. 
 
 It's covered in Steam shortcuts.
