[ EU ] ( Harry Potter ) Born a squib to an elitist wizard family , you ran away to attend muggle school . You are now the only human alive with extensive knowledge of both magic and muggle technology .

He had finally done it! After six years of research and experiments, Jack had finally isolated the particle responsible for the existence of magic. He pumped his fist in the air in celebration, reveling in the fact the he had just spit in the face of physics. He even gave Oliver a gruesome bear hug, despite the homeless wizard ’ s alcoholic stench. This discovery was going to change everything. Every field of science from genetics to astronomy was going to evolve thanks to this new knowledge. All that was left was to name the particle and submit his findings. 
 
 Jack was having trouble with the former issue. He would love to have his name plastered all over future textbooks, but Jack Smith particle lacked elegance when written next to Higgs boson. Perhaps he could name it the Redbone particle. No, nothing would displease him more than having his birth family ’ s name where his should be. Jack decided to skip the name problem for the moment. Particle M was a perfectly fine filler for the time being. He still needed to triple check all the calculations, and a second run of the experiment wouldn ’ t hurt. 
 
 Collecting his notes, the scientist decided to call it a day. Locking the lab door behind him, Jack escorted Oliver out of the campus building and paid him generously. 
 
 “ Now, remember not to spend all of this on booze, ” he said, handing the wizard an inconspicuous box full of gold coins. “ And please don ’ t show up drunk next time I call you. ” 
 
 Oliver simply snorted. “ So long as I ’ m getting paid. ” The wizard started walking away, but quickly backtracked upon checking the box ’ s contents. “ How the bloody hell did a muggle loving squib get his hands on this many Galleons, if you don ’ t mind me asking? ” 
 
 Jack grated his teeth at the word squib, but held his temper. “ I ’ m a genius physicist that just found scientific evidence of how magic works. Do you really think it would be that hard for me to obtain a few measly coins? ” 
 
 Oliver shook his head, mumbling obscenities as he walked away. Jack watched the man for a few seconds before he disappeared into thin air. Looking around, Jack confirmed that he was the only one to notice that Oliver was ever even there and started walking to his car. He would love nothing more than to give a wizard a piece of his mind one of these days. Actually, that wasn ’ t entirely true. Jack would love nothing more than to win a Nobel prize, but showing some witch bitch that gun beats stick was a close second. 
 
 Jack shook his head, expelling any thoughts of wizards from his mind. He was a genius. Such hellish violence was below him. All he needed was some food. His last meal was breakfast and it was now well into the afternoon. Some pizza and a beer would help his mood. 
 
 Unfortunately, the pizza would have to wait. As he approached his car, Jack saw a woman in a short, victorian black dress was knocking on the window. His initial thought was to run and call campus security, but at the same time was just wanting to go get dinner. It would be easier to politely ask the woman to leave, and only run away if she pulled a knife on him. 
 
 “ Excuse ma ’ am, that ’ s my car you are tapping on, ” he said in a cheery voice. The woman turned around, causing Jack to go wide-eyed in shock. “ Mom?! ” *Perhaps I should have called security. * 
 
 “ Oh, there you are William. I didn ’ t know you were out. You might want to consider getting a bigger house. ” 
 
 

