[ WP ] Just a guy seated at a desk .

Shallow. 
 
 That was the word, shallow; exactly Jenny, spot on. Shallow. 
 
 ``... and those shorts! Did he *really* expect a second...'' 
 
 The pen he held in his hand, the yellow one with the smiley face on the clicker that he liked so much, scrawled across the blank slate before him scratchily. It filled in boxes and lines, wrote important memos ( at least to him ), and even signed mail deliveries now and then. But right now, as he listened to a customer complaint in one ear and eavesdropped on Jenny in the other, it was drawing. 
 
 `` WHERE is the tiny snow globe gift at? It was supposed to come FREE!'' Shouted the customer. 
 
 He was right, of course. It was supposed to come free. But, according to the higher ups, no globes were coming to any of the customers. At least, not until five to ten business weeks. 
 
 But how to stylize the other'L'? Sans font of some kind..? 
 
 `` Of course, sir. The snow globe is our *free* gift to you, but --'' 
 
 `` Whaddya mean, BUT?!'' Interrupted the customer. 
 
 `` Well, if you'd like I could get you the manager to explain sir?'' He said, trying to pass the buck. Smiley face clicked up and down ferociously as he waited for an answer. 
 
 `` Yeah, I want to speak to your manager about this, Gerome!'' Spat the customer as if it were his idea. 
 
 `` Transferring you now. Have a good day.'' He said as politely as he could. 
 
 It was n't Gerome, it was Gerald. Maybe if it were Gerome, more people would remember his name... 
 
 Clicking over to the next line he began his spiel again: 
 
 `` Customer Service, how may I help you?'' He would say. 
 
 `` I have a problem.'' They would say. 
 
 He would begin to draw again. 
 
 `` What is your problem?'' He would say. 
 
 `` Its my order. There's no snow globe.'' They would say. 
 
 His desk would creak as his knee started jerking nervously. 
 
 `` Oh?'' He would say, mock-questioningly. 
 
 `` Yes. So WHERE is it?'' They would begin. 
 
 Jenny was bitching about how shallow she was again. God, how could anyone actually want to date her? Sure she's blonde but -- 
 
 How to stylize the'O'..? 
 
 `` Where's my SNOW GLOBE!'' The customer screamed. 
 
 `` Well, you see...'' 
 
 -- -- 
 
 Might have went a bit off topic.
