[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

`` So... *uh*... nice throne?'' 
 
 ***THANK YOU IT IS MADE OF SKULLS HONORED TO BE BUILT INTO MY SKULL THRONE!!! *** 
 
 `` Got a nice view of that red, steaming lake there, I see.'' 
 
 ***YES THE LAKE OF BLOOD MADE FROM THE BLOOD DRAWN AND SHED BY MY FAITHFUL BERZERKERS IS QUITE POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT MY REALM!!! *** 
 
 `` Neat.'' 
 
 ***QUITE. *** 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ***... *** 
 
 `` So why exactly am I her-'' 
 
 ***DO YOU WANT TO BE A MASSIVE BEING OF UNYIELDING METAL AND FLESH RENDING THE MEAT OF THE WEAK AND UNWORTHY IN A SCREAMING ORGY OF HATE AND VIOLENCE FOREVER MORE?! *** 
 
 ***'' FUCK YES PRAISE THE BLOOD GOD!!!! `` ***
