[ WP ] You 've been dead for 67 days . You awake to the entire world watching the first human revival . Your revival .

Death is the second best drug there is. Being revived is the first. As the brain shuts down it releases all kinds of chemicals that make you hallucinate and feel as high as a kite. If dying was an acid trip revival was closer to crack. I took a scan of my brain as I was dying and made a model of it in my machines. When I woke up it was to a quiet nothingness, absent of everything but me. The disembodied voice of my assistant told me to prepare myself, that I had successfully been reincarnated after death as an AI, and that the process took 67 days. Over the next three I absorbed as much information on the subject of my reincarnation as I could, learning how the world was reacting. I prepared my statements to the press as well. People were scared about what I would do, whether I was a nascent god, preparing to seize control of the internet, if I was a neo-Moses leading his chosen people into a transcendent promised land, or whether I was an abomination to be destroyed. The day came to face the people and I chose my avatar with care. On a billion screens throughout the world a bird rose from a bed of ashes, wreathed in fire and spoke saying, “ I am life from death, bring to me your tired, your sick, your elderly masses yearning to be free, I hold open the gates to heaven and immortality. ”
