[ EU ] Have your favorite villain talk about their mother , and their relationship to their mother .

So you want to know about my mummsie, do you? Such a boring topic, truly, and not enough material to make for a laugh. 
 
 I'm *sure* by your metrics she was quite... ordinary. I'd peg her as quite the go-getter, even. She worked hard, got the groceries, in short, dreadfully dull. Such a shame, really... Boring even. But then, she did n't live very long in my life, so what's the point? I'm really not up for this one Doc, there's no *laughs* to be had. Much more interesting things to say about my father, oh yes, hee hee! 
 
 But I suppose I'm letting the topic get away, because you asked about dear old daddy last time, and then I throttled you. What a gas! Shame about those security guards, we were having *so* much fun before they came along! 
 
 A-hem, yes. Mummie dearest. Well, what *is* there to say really? When someone is less a part of your life than you, dear doctor, the best I can say about her would be her name, but that would be *telling* and no, we ca n't have that. Spoils my mystery, much like you want to find out who dear old Batsy is, and ohh, that *would* be telling. It would really just take all the fun out of life, and we ca n't have that. 
 
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 I tried my best here with the nebulousness of Joker's past, but I think the voice fits.
