[ WP ] At some point in the future , there are less than one hundred people left on Earth .

Screw Jimmy, John, Steve and Nancy. Other Steve, Mary, Hannah, Joseph and Juan, Harold, Benny Beth and Stu can all shove off. I've had it with Kathy's yapping. I have no tolerance for the shitty glob Alicia tries to pass off as cooking and the way fat Terry stills gobbles it down. How can someone keep that much weight on after the apocalypse? 
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 Kirk, Kurt and Kyle all loved each other, I hated them all equally. All started with K and had an IQ in the single digits. Cross the Atlantic in a 14 foot sailboat? Really? Have fun. Ca n't forget Maude, Justin, Lenny, Pat, Kevin, Nate, Liz and Elizabeth. Do n't get them confused! But it's all good, they did n't even make it to the marina ( oops! my bad ). 
 
 I thought I'd be fine with that military crew, God knows how so many people in one tight spot survived, but no, they hated each other more than I hated that guy Drew I met in Cincinnati. Major Grimes and Corporal Meville apparently could n't get along. That disagreement dealt with those other psychos though. So long Privates! No more Jenkins, Laborde, Krist or Kay! See ya King. Take it easy Sergeant Bochle. 
 
 And that group I made it out with. Gave them the slip, they probably think I'm dead! I heard Karen yelling when I jumped down that well, she might've sent Susan or Gary after me but really, who cares. I'm betting she used it as a distraction to get with Alex. 
 
 Craig and Mike seemed cool, than we picked up David and Kristen. If it was n't so dark out we probably never would have run over Bill and Will but oh well, could n't help'em much after anyway. I ca n't even remember who was driving, but they did say they thought the twins were some kind of demon spawn. I did n't really expect twins to survive either but come on, it's not like the world went out in some kind of hell fire demon spawn, we know what happened. 
 
 Then there was that guy Duke, what a psycho. I did owe him though, maybe he's the one I could stand... until he went completely off the handle. Johnny, Teddy, Gerard, Crazy Kate, Coll, Colin, Robert and Roland. Duke convinced us all to mount a charge on some decrepit department store that was, as he said, `` Well stocked and occupied.'' It was stocked, we raided it. It was occupied, we killed them. It appears that a department store in the middle of the desert was a decent place to avoid the apocalypse, at least for TJ, Jenny, Samantha, Eduardo, Clarence and Lamar. They still had their name tags on. 
 
 Najee is the guy who found me stumbling around the that far West forest, dehydrated and half mad, delirious. He was n't too bad either, I guess. Never met the guy! Ha! Woke up and found him torn apart by a bear. Found his journal, BEWARE THE CANNIBALS written across the top. I found them too, they kept me for a while. Evan, Heather, Carl, other Karl ( another K, equally as dumb ), Dale and Taryn. I got away from them, will never think of that night again. 
 
 I got in a truck and drove for a while, until I found the tunes of `` Just call me Big Bad Benny'' playing over some AM station, he was alone, he said, and wanted to stay that way. I'll happily oblige, friend. That trip was good until I got run off the road by Morgan. Two cars driving in the whole state and she manages to crash into me. Felt bad when she started crying, her friends did n't fare to well in the crash. I asked there names, Danielle, Meghan, Candice and Jay. Well have fun and thanks. No I wo n't wait! 
 
 I did run across that gated community, even the cannibals would have been freaked. Welcome friend, call me Jaha! We've all gone mad and you can stay! Here, eat these berries and come into the smoke tent! That was n't even a tent, idiot. It was a flaming gazebo. It seemed his colleagues did n't mind. I'm Kaha, do n't mind the skin sloughing off my hand. And hey, it's me Taha! Can you help me pick these scabs? Eaha, Maha, Naha, Caha and Paha. They did n't talk much, too busy dancing. 
 
 Big breaking finding Grandma Carrie and Grandpa Mike, who were not old enough to be grandparents by any means, but they found a bunch of kids and kept them busy. Lisa, Margaret, Rocky, Otto, Tara, JT, and Dana. Did I mention how much I hate kids? Thanks for the new shoes, though. 
 
 Last I tried living in that tower. Some people had the idea of ruling the world, not with power but with booze, drugs and money. Where would they spend the money, anyway? Hi, I'm Hal. Come party with us, man. That's Viv and Jacob and Ryan. Here's some Champagne. What a hangover, I'm too old for that. 
 
 When it started I'd thought we survived the worst, but they did n't make it too far. Far enough to say there goodbyes, and I buried and marked their graves. Rest easy, dead Mother and Father, I'll miss you Sister, be good Brother. 
 
 Now there is me.
