[ WP ] In 1907 Vienna Academy of Fine Arts rejects Young Adolf Hitler twice and soon after he survives four different assassination attempts by time travellers . Confused Hitler is convinced that its his art is what the world fears .

`` I do n't understand any of this.'' Adolf muttered into his coffee. `` The world has gone mad.'' 
 
 `` If someone is truly trying to kill you, as you say, then should n't you be more careful about what you drink?'' Markus was tapping the table impatiently. He had an appointment of some kind. 
 
 `` Look, here is another!'' Adolf pointed to a man across the street, who was walking purposefully toward them. He had a gun in his hand, raised it up, pointed it toward Hitler. He opened his mouth and screamed something in English. The hammer came back, then- 
 
 *Wham! * A strange flying car slammed into him. He disappeared in a cloud of debris. The top of the car peeled back, and a woman emerged from it. She had some sort of tube, like a portable mortar, on her shoulder. She aimed it at Hitler, but then- 
 
 *Zip! * A pullet whizzes past Adolf's ear and strikes her in the stomach. She jerks, and the tube fires what looks like a glowing star high in the air. Adolf turns to facethe one who fired the bullet, only to find him struggling to clear a jam in his weapon. 
 
 `` Adolf, I think these people are trying to kill you.'' 
 
 `` The world has gone mad.'' 
 
 `` Let's go to the pub. Have a pint. Wait for this all to blow over.'' 
 
 They take off down the street together. A man pulls a knife on them, and is hit by car. A tiger runs past them and mauls someone in a jumpsuit. All around Hitler, the world is filled with chaos. 
 
 `` My art ca n't have upset this many people.'' Hitler mused. 
 
 `` I'm not sure. It is pretty God-awful.'' Markus side steps a man with a sword, who falls on a landmine and is blown to smithereens. `` Have you considered anything other than art?'' 
 
 `` No. I will be an artist. It is my dream.'' 
 
 `` Hitler!'' 
 
 They turn. There is a giant, green tank with the main gun pointed directly at them. Sitting on top of it is a man, red faced with anger. 
 
 `` Do you remember me, Hitler? Do you remember what you did to my family?'' 
 
 `` Ummm...'' Hitler scrutinized him. `` No.'' 
 
 `` You were responsible for so much pain and suffering, and now you will *die! * Main cannon, fi-'' 
 
 A glowing white star fell from the sky and turned the tank, the man, and most of the street they were on into silvery powder. Adolf and Markus blinked. 
 
 `` Look at the people inspired by my art!'' Adolf said.
