[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Gather round ye friends for a sensual tale 
 
 Which into your minds FJCK shall impale 
 
 For this is his calling, his purpose in life 
 
 To whimsically describe how he pleasures his wife 
 
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 It starts with a smack on that big bubble ass 
 
 Followed by `` Baby!?!?!'' with her typical sass 
 
 She plays hard to get each and every night 
 
 But that's how she rolls, and he likes it alright 
 
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 There is plenty of foreplay that they both like to do 
 
 Sometimes we use her toys called Thing 1 and Thing 2 
 
 They vibrate and shake, they pulsate and wiggle 
 
 She fucks herself silly and makes that big booty jiggle 
 
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 She pulls out a dildo and starts to go down 
 
 She's working her snatch and really going to town 
 
 She bites on her lip and gives a cute frumpled frown 
 
 Then says `` Do you want your dick in the pink or the brown?''
