[ WP ] An atheist and a Satanist meet at the gates of heaven . Saint Peter says there 's only room for one of them .

So that's how it is then? Only one of us? said the Atheist. Saint Peter cracked a smile that was neither good nor wicked and let silence speak for him. 
 
 The Atheist quipped `` Clearly I should be let in, the Satanist is the exact opposite of what you want in here.'' The Satanist glared at the Atheist, `` At least I knew of Gods existence and feared it. Even I admire some of his work!''. 
 
 Saint Peter's smile widened slightly, then seeming to catch itself it shriveled back into a speaking shape. `` He brings up a good point Atheist, you do n't even believe in God.'' He flipped some parchments over on his giant podium as if to add a period on his sentence. 
 
 The Atheist shrugged. `` Fine, I believe now. I can change. I do n't think the Satanist would be to quick to follow God though..'' The Satanist said `` No, I can! I do n't know why they sent me up here but I can be good now, I've caused enough pain.'' 
 
 Saint Peter raised a long arm and stroked his beard as he peered at the two men. Eventually he let out a long sigh stirring the air where they stood. `` Listen up, I'll cut you guys a break just this once for today. You can both pass.''. And with that the giant gates stirred and roared into action gliding open. `` Go on..'' Peter said and the men began walking through. The Satanist spoke `` Well, that worked out I guess.'' `` What a great guy.'' said the Atheist as they walked across the white cloud layer, and then down the pearly stair well. After a few hours of walking it started getting hotter.
