[ WP ] you find a door you have never noticed before in a home you 've lived in for 20 years .

My mind raced with excitement when I first discovered this mysterious door. I always had quite the fondness for books that started this way. What adventures waited for me beyond this unknown portal? 
 
 The door in question looked old and unused. It was concealed by many unwashed clothes that I had n't bother to pick up over the years. I really should get to cleaning one of these days, but there are more pressing matters at the moment. 
 
 I began to pack a backpack full of useful things, a swiss-army knife, duct tape, a sandwich, two apples, a change of clothes and a long spool of twine. My mind raced with possibilities. I sifted through the messy mound with giddy anticipation. I heaved the door open and blinding light poured through, once my pupils adjusted I saw before me my own lawn. 
 
 `` Oh, so that's where my front door is.''
