[ WP ] The final boss of the game realizes that he 's up against a speed runner .

I see someone in the distance, probably just another player. I've got plenty of time before I need to worry. That previous guy gave me quite a beating. I'm gon na go to sleep 
 
 -- - 10 Minutes Later -- - 
 
 *Yawn* 
 
 What's that noise!?! 
 
 No way. 
 
 He is n't here already, is he??? 
 
 Damn, that guy can run. 
 
 Wait, he just missed that powerup! Is he insane? 
 
 WHY IS HE GOING SO FAST??? 
 
 He did n't even beat all of my minions! What a cheat! 
 
 
 Stupid Nintendo, always making shortcuts in their games. 
 
 Why do n't they think about us bosses? 
 
 
 *Door Opens* 
 
 Greetings puny plumber! Prepare to meet your- 
 
 *Knocked out* 
 
 
 Player: YES!!! NEW RECORD!
