[ WP ] you are an employee in a happiness factory .

Today was a meeting that showed the success of the company. Although they were boring in most places, I always found these interesting. Since the company founded 50 years ago, the overall happiness of people improved immensely. Before that time, people were always miserable and complaining. But here, we were making a real difference. 
 
 `` When our company was founded, we had a simple dream. Of making others happy. People were always complaining about different problems. While we could n't fix the problems, now it did n't matter. Happiness could be shipped and enforced without worry. Our net happiness has never been greater, and our complaints have never been lower. Just last year, people bought the 2033 Happy Mind Maker, and have rated their happiness as 3000 %! But now happiness is at 3150 %. ``, the video announcer said with a happy tone. 
 
 On the screen were people with very wide smiles showing the great success of our progress. Although we all knew there were still some out there who thought there was something wrong with being happy all of the time, we were happy to show how wrong they were every time. We knew there was no reason to complain about what we did, because it was clear happiness was the way to go on everything even if it meant death in the process. As our slogan goes, `` Have a happy life! Or else! Why not be happy?''
