[ WP ] Aliens are visiting Earth . They have received all of their knowledge of Earth from Reddit .

My name is Zune. I am the Chief Recon Officer aboard the Zablat, a light cruiser from Her Majesty's Navy of Nonox-9. We have been orbiting a small planet called Earth. I discovered a major conduit of communication between Earthlings called the Internet. Earthlings are a primitive species, always fighting amongst themselves on a thing called a Reddit. There are many factions there out to destroy one another. They do seem to have a justice system, woe to those who commit a high crime of something called a Repost! This race is not ready for us, nor will they ever be. I submitted my report to the Captain yesterday and I can here him on the Comm as we speak, `` Torpedo room, you may fire when ready.''
