[ WP ] An uprising against the government begins .

Jason crept up to the police cruiser, so far no one seen him yet. 
 
 He pulled the collar of his shirt up to his nose to conceal his identity, although he was sure the fat old officer would not be able to tell teenagers apart from another.Quickly he dashed behind wall, making sure that the policeman was still preoccupied with his gas station bought doughnut. Seeing that the cost was clear, Jason pulled out a small object from his jacket. It felt cold in his hands as he held it, to think that after all these years it was finally happening, he uttered a small prayer and threw it at the cruiser. 
 
 The cherry slushie splashed against the side of the car, staining the precious white coating a temporary and odious red. The officer got up and screamed, but Jason already rushed into the distance, laughing idly on his attack against the capitalistic empire. 
 
 The officer, who was named John Davidson, however knew Jason and eventually apprehended him, successfully eliminating the possible anarchic uprising that could have destroyed America. 
 
 good job John Davidson! 
 
 If any of you fine citizens have seen someone throw a slushie at a police cruiser in the disclosed location and would like to be a John Davidson, please call the number below so I can arrest that son of a bitch and stop a possible uprising.
