[ WP ] The snobby rich boy/girl in your high school throws a party . Once you go to this party , you find a shrine of you in the kid 's basement .

`` Why the hell do i even go to these things?'' I asked my friend, Gerald. 
 He shrugged, `` I dunno man, you always think your gon na get laid. Then never do''. 
 
 It was true, although i was n't the most popular kid in school, i did alright for myself. The girl department however, could be better. 
 
 `` At least this chicks rich, rich people know how to party'' I said. 
 
 The snobby girls name was Helga, i had never really talked to her but she had invited me and a plus one for some reason, i was n't about to miss out on a party. at the very least they'll be beer there. i had never had a beer before, but i heard it tasted awesome. 
 
 As we approached the house, me and Gerald stared in wonder. This girl was seriously rich, the lawn looked like you could play a round of golf in it. 
 
 We entered the monstrous house, the guy at the door did n't even ask our names or anything. He just nodded at me and let us in. Maybe Helga likes me more then i thought? I'll admit shes kinda cute. 
 
 The party was just getting started, people were already dancing and grinding on each other. Loud rap music played filled the room. I spotted Helga on the other side, surrounded by a group of boys. I waved at her, she rolled her eyes and went back to her friends. 
 
 `` Why the hell does she do that? I get these signals man, i thought she liked me.'' 
 
 Gerald rolled his eyes, straining his voice to be heard over the music. `` Dude, how could a girl like that like you, cmon man. Get over it and enjoy yourself. 
 
 I could n't do that. I held my head low, and walked through a random door. I stomped down the stairs to what i thought may be the basement. There was a strange curtain that was covering the next room, i batted it away, angrily. 
 
 Thats when i saw it 
 
 It was a huge picture of... well me! Flowers were all over the place, and candles were lit all around the shrine. It brought tears to my eyes. 
 
 `` Hey, Arnold! You are n't supposed to see this'' Helga said from behind me. 
 
 I turned around slowly, and saw Helga raised a fist at me. 
 
 `` Move it, Football head!'' 

