[ WP ] When you die , you are sent to Heaven or Hell . If you go to Hell , you are sent to one of the seven circles of Hell . You 've been sent to the 8th circle of hell , that everyone including Satan has forgotten about .

`` Okay, lets see here. Johnson, Green, Holden, Draper 1st circle of hell. Kelly, Chen, Little please go to circle 2. The line is to the right. You should see a fallen angel to take you.'' 
 Satan went on through the seven circles of hell but he never called my name. I was so confused. He always takes 20 people and gives them their circle assignments. I did n't think that he would n't call my name. 
 `` David Norwood. Please come over here'' 
 I walked over shakily. No one ever dared to confront him. It you made him angry, that was the *death* of you. 
 `` Satan Sir?'' 
 `` Why do n't you come with me. We're going to the 8th circle of hell.'' 
 `` But sir I did n't think that existed.'' 
 `` Nor did I my friend. It's been 200 years since I've taken anyone there. Well besides everyone who died trying to go to platform 9 3/4. I had to dump the idiots somewhere.'' 
 `` So what's there?'' 
 `` There's really two parts. I had to gate off the people who tried to be wizards. Most of them were just kids anyway. So there's a spot for them. They get to visit potions class for eternity. Then there's the rest. We like to call it the control center. See the board. Each name up there, you get to decide if they live or die. People seem to think god does this. No, he's too busy fucking with the people who are alive.''
