[ WP ] Advertise the world 's worst theme park .

Sorry for the double submittion but I just thought of something much much worse 
 
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 If your kids like to poo 
 
 Knowing it's a sin 
 
 Then come on down 
 
 To where they hold it in 
 
 Learn to hold it in! 
 
 Come on down to Nobody Poops But You theme park. Where children learn to be properly ashamed of their bodies. We have old maid mascots running around with scissors threatening to cut off little boy's pee pees, guaranteed to instill a lifetime of crippling emotional trauma. Every bathroom stall is exposed to a panel of judges to shame the children. 
 
 `` How could you?'' `` Your mother taught you better than that!'' `` I guess some people are not interested in going to heaven.'' 
 
 Nobody Poops But You theme park. The opposite of fun.
