[ EU ] Instead of crashing in a Kansas cornfield , Kal-El 's spaceship crashes in a North Korean rice paddy .

The dust would choke an ordinary man. The heat would kill them. The shock waves would crush them. 
 
 Great Revolutionary Worker flies through the tunnels of Coal Production Facility 4 faster than a comissar's bullet of justice. He flies for the glory of the Revolution, the People and the Supreme Leader. 
 
 Sometimes in the depths of the earth only his love for the President keeps him moving. The hours each year when he is permitted to leave the mine and receive a new medal from the People's Representative in front of the crowds of men and women with their cameras are the happiest moments of his life. But each time he knows he must go back into the dark. For the greater good. 
 
 Then he remembers again. Remembers the time the Great Leader himself was there. The words spoken for him and him alone. 
 
 `` If only you were of our cleanest race. What we might have done.'' The Leader had smiled kindly, then joined the others as they prepared to watch Great Revolutionary Worker descend into the mine.
