[ WP ] Names are bought and sold .

I am Hermes. If you do n't believe me, I can show you my Marking. Although I will end up flashing you in the progress because it's located right next to my scrotum and coils around, ending on my... well, that's not important now is it? Are you going to take my word? 
 
 Good... good. 
 
 I was fortunate to be born with an uncommon Name. I have walked these lands for nineteen and I have not yet encountered my Controller; nor do I ever want to. What is your name? 
 
 You wo n't say? That is fine. I wo n't press the issue further. Although it is advantageous for me to know your name, so I can keep you away from your Controller. Still no? Alright then. 
 
 Well to be honest with you, I'm a Controller. I actually have quite a few Names under my Control, to be honest. But rest assured, I doubt your name is one of them. I'm going to assume that the fact that you are here means that you are not of common Name, but rather, something obscure like mine, yes? 
 
 Still nothing? I will respect your wishes. 
 
 Well, we should carry on with what we're here for, should n't we? I will give you one of my Names. There are several slaves stored in the basement that carry the same Marking. 
 
 Let's go. Let's go get our own Names back. 
 

