[ WP ] Jesus is actually just a normal guy from the far future that went back in time because of a bet for ( blank ) to his friends that he could become the most recognizable face in human history .

They all stared at the ancient paintining in uncomfortable silence. 
 
 `` Well?'' Jesus spoke up, gesticulating and sloshing champagne from his glass onto the synthetic carpet. Nobody spoke. The roomba emerged, cleaned the spill, and once again vanished. 
 
 `` That does n't count,'' Rob said, shaking his head. Everyone agreed with him. 
 
 `` What do you mean it does n't count! Everyone knows Jesus!'' More drunken hand waving, more sloshed champagne. 
 
 Evelynn spoke up, `` The bet was to be the most recognized face, Jesus... and... well. That is n't you.'' 
 
 Jesus stared at the painting of the obviously white man with blue eyes, long brown hair and a trimmed beard. `` Shit.'' 
 
 `` I mean,'' Rob put his hands up, pointing to Jesus and Painting Jesus, `` he's not even asian...''
