[ WP ] : You are a local organic non gmo human blood farmer trying to sell your wares at the Portland Vampire farmer 's market .

[ not too distant future ] 
 
 
 Chpt1 
 
 *'out in farm country we dont see a lot of hitchikers' 
 *'oh yeah? how long have you lived here?' 
 *'all my life' 
 *'wife? kids?' 
 *'two and two, ha ha' 
 *'what do you farm?' 
 *'not much any more, now we mostly grow for our family' 
 *'how come?' 
 *'the big companies put us out of business decades ago' 
 *'bummer' 
 *'they said we had to use their engineering-chemicals or we would n't be allowed to farm no more' 
 *'why didnt you join them?' 
 *'neighbour kids kept getting sick, first wife went to council meetings & church meetings to get to the bottom it.. she should have kept her mouth shut' 
 *'you didnt like what she was sayi..' 
 *'no, no, its not like that.. two weeks after the church meeting our oldest had to find her stuffed in the well' 
 *'jeepers' 
 *'there was a large `` M'' on her forehead just like all the others who spoke up against Monsanto' 
 *'jeepers' 
 *'..and a cut on her throat where they stabbed her' 
 *'thats awful' 
 *'where you going anyway?' 
 *'iowa' 
 *'thats an awful long way' 
 *'yeah, i just had to get out of portland' 
 *'dont blame ya, the city is full of blood sucking leeches' 
 * < cringes > 
 *'its getting dark, where were you planning on staying?' 
 *'i wasnt planning anything sir' 
 *'that wasnt too smart now was it?' 
 *'guess not' 
 *'well..im going to yakima in the morning, i could drop you at the I-84' 
 *'is it much further? id pay your gas if you drove there right now' 
 *'cant' 
 *'why?' 
 *'truck wont make it we will have to take my car' 
 *'oh.. i dont want to impose, i can hitch from wherever you are going tonight' 
 *'good luck, only a handful of cars each day go by here and the company trucks wont stop for nothing' 
 *'i see.. any stores around?' 
 *'none open' 
 *'okay..' 
 *'you can sleep in the barn, theres nothing but hay in there' 
 *'no animals?' 
 *'are you kiddin, they wont sell me livestock after tellin em to go to hell' 
 *'its like that huh?' 
 *'lucky grampaw saved seeds all his life, without those we would have starved' 
 *'no deer to hunt?' 
 *'how? government took our guns away years ago.. besides the only thing for them to eat out here is from the farms' 
 *'like yours?' 
 *'nah, mine has a strong fence' 
 *'i wish i brought a burger' 
 *'if you had i woulda driven you all the way to iowa myself huh huh huh' 
 *'too bad' 
 *'okay so you are staying? good' 
 *'i wont be any trouble sir' 
 *'no trouble.. see this mailbox comin up?' 
 *'yeah' 
 *'thats my driveway' 
 *'and thats your house?' 
 *'home sweet home' 
 
 
 Chpt2 
 
 *'aedell.. aedell weve got company.. now you sit right here and ill go inside, the boys must be out their truck aint here' 
 *'yes sir, ill have a smoke if you dont mind' 
 *'filthy habit' 
 *'hasnt killed me yet' 
 *'aedell.. where are you?' [ goes inside ] 
 
 
 Chpt3 
 
 *'yes maam, it was wildcrafted last night' 
 *'you are certain its organic? i will know straight away' 
 *'yes maam, i know..' 
 *'okay, give me two liters' 
 *'are you sure? it wont keep..' 
 *'... we are having a party' 
 *'yes maam.. ill pack it in ice for you, just take it out when you get home and..' 
 *'yes yes, i know.. how much?' 
 *'two liters organic is 3000satoshi' 
 *'where do i send it?' 
 *'right here' [ extends arm showing his qr-tattoo ] 
 *'its done' [ phone beeps ] 
 *'thanks for supporting local farmers maam' 
 
. 
 
 *'whats so special about the organic?' 
 *'well sir, its hard to find these days.. would you care for a sample?' 
 *'why not' 
 *'here, this one is from yesterday..' 
 *'mmm' 
 *'..and this one was harvested last night' 
 *'wow you can really tell the difference' 
 *'unfortunately the organic does go bad a lot quicker.. no preservatives' 
 *'wish i could afford it.. give me a deciliter of free-run' 
 *'i see you have your own jar' 
 *'yes, just finished' 
 *'let me wash it for you' [ reaches out ] 
 *'no, no, i like it this way..' 
 *'suit yourself..place it under the tap and that will be 65..' 
 *'65 satoshi? it just keeps going up and up' 
 *'lets call it 60.. you have your own jar' 
 *'thanks.. code?' 
 *'right here' [ extends arm showing his qr-tattoo ] 
 *'its done' [ phone beeps ] 
 *'thanks for supporting local farmers sir' 
 
. 
 
 *'duude, this one has organic' 
 *'wild-crafted last night...' 

