[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

One fist, two fist, in fist, out fist, 
 
 Closed fist, opened fist, closed fist, turned fist, 
 
 This one is a little tight, 
 
 This one is a little light, 
 
 Say! That one's just right! 
 
 Yes, some take one and some take two, 
 
 Some could even take a shoe, 
 
 Some are trimmed and some are bare, 
 
 Some have hair everywhere! 
 
 Why do some of them have bumps? 
 
 I do n't know, go ask your mum! 
 
 Say! Look at my fingers, 
 
 One, two, three! 
 
 How many fingers do I see? 
 
 One, two, three, four, 
 
 Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 
 
 That's just one fist, let's do it again! 
 
 One fist, two fist, four fists! Eleven fists! 
 
 This is new! 
 
 I wish I'd brought a little lube! 
 
 Bump! Bump! Bump! 
 
 Wan na hump? 
 
 Wan na do it to Forrest Gump? 
 
 If you'd like to go bump, bump, 
 
 Have a little late night hump, 
 
 Just jump on my rump as we watch that Forrest Gump. 
 
 Who am I? Oh, now you ask! 
 
 I very much enjoy this little task. 
 
.... oh you get the idea: P
