[ WP ] Behind every great villain is a great lawyer .

I ignored the strangely old music, the weird incenses and the dark room, I also ignored the figures lurking in the shadows. I sighed internally as I approached the door. 
 
 Here I was, dapper business suit, briefcase and looking like a million dollars. It was too bad all my clients were - well it's not good to insult ones clients so I wo n't. I opened the door and walked in. The room was cringeworthy red and the furniture was old and awful. Candles floated overhead. A silly idea. Why have candles at all? 
 
 I coughed to catch the occupants attention. I received a hiss and and snarls in return. 
 
 `` Victor? Can we cut the bullshit today? While I would no doubt enjoy wasting your money, I ca n't do that if I'm not officially on the clock.'' I said 
 
 `` Ahh Samantha, these days you are so impatient.'' Victor the four hundred year old vampire said, I recognised the detective hanging all over him, she was human. I hide my disgust with a souless look my mentor had taught me. 
 
 `` Yes because dying in a cattle raid is your idea of fun. Now what exactly have you done that requires my attention.'' I replied 
 
 Victors smile was sharp toothed `` Just a little scuffle with the local were clan.'' 
 
 My eyebrow twitched `` Have the Memori Grim Council contacted you yet?'' 
 
 `` No'' Victor said languidly 
 
 `` Well call them then. You know procedure as much as I do. Stop wasting my time with none sense.'' I snapped at him 
 
 The woman frowned `` No need to be rude.'' 
 
 `` Keep your blood bag shut Victor, before she offends someone. What were did you murder this time?'' I asked 
 
 `` Just the local Alpha'' Victor said with a happy smile. 
 
 I paused, Victor had done well. Vampires rarely live so long. They have a tendency to piss people off and they all seem to be mentally stuck in the period they died. This meant Vampire mortality was high. Now it looked like Victor was headed out. While Vampires had few laws and rules, the werewolves were strict. Each city had an Alpha, each country had a Fenris, the largest and strongest of them all. 
 
 No doubt the Fenrish was on his way here. Victor was toast. Since all packs swore alliegence to the Fenris, he essentially recived the power of all the countries Alphas. This is on top of the fact that the position can only be won by conquest. 
 
 It was time to pull out. Victor would be dead in a week. 
 
 `` Good luck with that, while I can deal with the Grim council for you, I have zero interest in starting a war with the Wolf clans.'' I said and turned to walk out. Victor reapeared in front of the door. 
 
 `` There must be something you can do dear.'' Victor tried seductively 
 
 I raised a cold eyebrow `` Listen Victor Mendez Nayma, I work for Underlords and associates, do not think for a minute that your time with us allows you to violate our clauses. Touch a single memeber of the firm and you will have every single monster in Americas after you. That's if we do n't decid to involve the Shamans.'' 
 
 I walked out. Maybe I could find a nice ice cream shop to cheer me up. Dealing with vampires always made me miss the modern world. 
 

