[ WP ] A large digital timer appears in space and starts counting down . Without reason or warning every celebrity in the world has gotten strangely specific super powers . The day before this event an embarrassing video of you leaks to the Internet and goes viral , granting you an odd power as well .

Something appeared in my mind as I was gardening in the backyard. I left the plants alone and hurried inside the house. 
 
 Yes, I instantly knew what I had in mind. I put on my apron and turned on the stove, wondering if this odd power could decay me into existence. In the meantime, however, a recipe for baked chicken popped into my head. 
 
 While cooking, I turned on the TV and watched the news. The people on the TV looked odd as well. One had octopus arms and feet, the other had a giant robotic head. I was n't too aware of what went on, but I instantly got back to my recipe. 
 
 I did not know at the time, but the timer was counting down for a total of 10 hours, and something odd was about to happen and the end of countdown. 
 
 I needed time to bake my chicken. Although I never knew I could do it, I just did it without question. As soon as my baked chicken recipe was complete, I put the chicken in a bag that keeps food fresh for days, then I hurried down to Hollywood in my compact car. 
 
 As soon as I got there, the digital clock ticked to 4 hours. My odd power distracted me from what could happen at the end of countdown. I brought 100 baked chicken to celebrities that had odd powers - one possessed the power to summon Ferris Bueller whenever he was tardy, and another possessed the power to speak to Sean Connery, wherever he was, without a telephone. 
 
 I was confused. I just had the power to bake Chicken. I talked to the Celebrities who I saw on TV - the one who had Octopus arms and legs, and the one with the robot head. They both said they have powers as well. The one with the Octopus arms and legs power can scare Bradley Cooper, who has the power to become a giant spider. The one with the Robot head has a backstory - he gained an artificial head from addiction to AI romance movies, like Her. 
 
 I was n't blessed to have my power, but when I was reacting to that one McChicken video online, and pointed out that the sperm is not suitable for food, I became a baked chicken expert. 
 
 I was gathering around the celebs for dinner, who had odd powers. We ate the finest Baked Chicken there was, and I did not regret a single bit of it. 
 
 After we ate, we positively counted down whatever that digital timer was, and after it hit, all of our powers were gone. I could still feel the aftertaste, if you get what I mean. 
 
 After all the mishaps, I really wanted to get into show business. I contacted Steven Speilberg and he signed me up for a movie. I guess having odd powers does something for you after all.
