[ WP ] The day the human population crossed 5 billion it was flagged for evaluation by The Consortium for Galactic Peace as a potential parasite . Their silent and thorough followup study is now over and the verdict is ...

ninja edit: I read `` paradise'' not `` parasite''. 
 
 `` Well sir? What do you think?'' 
 
 `` Hmm. They have an interesting array of cultures. Of course, no society is ever free of differences.'' 
 
 `` Noted sir.'' 
 
 `` They still have internal struggles however, and have n't adopted a true world government.'' 
 
 `` Well-'' 
 
 `` The UN does not count Ensign.'' 
 
 `` Yes sir.'' 
 
 `` Honestly, they have been perpetually damaging their otherwise beautiful planet. Which is a shame, the planet is quite nice.'' 
 
 `` They have began to restore their environment sir!'' 
 
 `` True. All things considered, I think I've made my decision.'' 
 
 `` And that is sir?'' 
 
 `` Burn them. Burn them all to hell.''
