[ WP ] Darkness called ! He is on line 2 Sir .

`` Finally, what's going on Darkness? I need a status update.'' Nightshade said. 
 
 `` Everything is on schedule for the bank job, but I must say these code names are really stupid.'' Darkness replied. 
 
 `` You enjoy spending my money and you'll enjoy how rich this job will make you, so you'll tolerate my foolish eccentricities or you'll be back begging in back alleys like you were when I found you.'' Nightshade snapped back. 
 
 There was silence on the other end for a while. `` I'll call you back in two hours when we're finally ready to deploy. Take care Nightshade.'' he practically spat the name Nightshade as he said it before hanging up. 
 
 Nightshade sat at his desk and frowned. He'd been so magnanimous in his offer to these people, all dead end criminals with nothing going on, he'd given them a chance at riches and a life beyond what they could dream of, yet almost all of them seemed petty and pathetic, they did n't like their code names, or their uniforms, or just about anything he asked of them. 
 
 `` Siren, am I overbearing?'' Nightshade asked of his personal assistant. 
 
 Siren was a slightly overweight twenty something man who had been unfortunately forced into a sexy secretary outfit. He stumbled about in his four inch red heels while his matching mini-skirt fought with his belly before giving up and sinking down to expose the black thong underwear he'd been required to wear. His suit top exposed his flabby belly along with lots of chest hair in the middle of his cleavage of his padded bra. 
 
 `` No sir, not at all.'' Siren reassured Nightshade. 
 
 `` Good, thank you Siren, that's awful reassuring.'' Nightshade replied. His sexy personal assistant had never failed him, it had been three years since he'd inherited his family's money, everyone had said he was a stupid fool who would squander their legacy, but he'd show them, Timmy Martello was going to become the criminal mastermind of the east coast, the dreaded Nightshade. 
 
 The police sirens startled Nightshade, there was no way they could be on to him, everything had been planned so perfectly, so secretly. There was no way it could all come crashing down even before his first great caper. 
 
 `` Come out Martello. We have the building surrounded. Your crew gave you up. Just come out and nobody gets hurt.'' a voice bellowed through a bullhorn. 
 
 `` Siren. Did you betray me?'' Nightshade asked nervously. 
 
 `` No sir.'' Siren said, turning his face away from Nightshade. `` We're caught sir, it's over.'' he told his boss. 
 
 `` Oh no it's not. I still have the mass deflector shield! Those fools will never know what hit them.'' Nightshade shouted as he opened a drawer in his desk and began fumbling around for his device. `` There it is. Eat electric death pigs!'' he shouted in triumph as he hit the switch. 
 
 `` This is Rebecca Han for KTZ Channel 6 news standing near the smoldering ruins of what used to be an abandoned fish packaging plant in the downtown area. Police say that the wealthy heir Timmy Martello had converted the plant into a'supervillain lair' and had rigged the plant with explosives to prevent his capture. At this moment we have not found the body of Mr. Martello or any of his associates.'' 
 
 `` One of the men who turned Martello into the police who asked only to be identified as Darkness said and I quote'this sounds like something that moron would do.' We will keep you up to date with any news coming from the scene. This is Rebecca Han for Channel 6 news.''
