[ WP ] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel . and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible

Roger took one look at the man, and instantly recoiled. 
 
 `` I'm not doing that.'' 
 
 Roger had been selected, from a long list of candidates, to be the one of the first settlers of the closest habitable planet to Earth: Eurona. He had trained for nearly a full year, slowly getting his body adjusted to the new gravity of Eurona. They said the planet was just a little bit denser in mass that Earth, and so Roger had made sure to undergo intense physical conditioning so that his muscles could support his skeleton in the harsh, new environment. But as rigorous as his training had been, Roger could never have prepared for *this* method of high-speed interplanetary travel. 
 
 `` Come on, Roger. Marty just did it. It works! Just do it! You have to lick my balls, Roger!''
