[ WP ] When two people get married , their hearts are surgically exchanged . You just filed for divorce .

No one ever said that divorce was easy. Who could predict things could go so sour back in the dawning of a great romance? We had some great times, for many, many years actually. But things have gotten so sour. We've said some horrible things that ca n't be taken back now. I've broken your heart. I never intended to hurt your heart. I would have never accepted it in the exchange of hearts in the first place if I did n't trust you with mine and you did n't trust me with yours. This makes this divorce so infinitely more difficult to have your heart in my chest. So, I'm working with my lawyer, and considering the severity of the surgery, I'm hoping that you will agree to just pass on each others' hearts to our next spouses, if there are ever spouses again. We could save some serious pain and misery if we were to agree just to keep each others hearts in our chests at this point. Plus, it could be a reminder of how serious of a commitment that marriage is if we were ever to think about being married again. There's actually something poetic about it: you pass on your spouse's heart to your next spouse. We're all so connected anyway.
