[ WP ] M. Night Shyamalan plans , and attempts a murder

Infamous movie director M. Night Shyamalan was arrested this evening on a count of attempted murder outside the Ravenwood estate, east of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. 
 
 He surrendered peacefully to the police with his hands covered in blood. The attempted murder weapon, a steak knife, was found twisted in his wife, Bhavna's, back. She has been rushed to the emergency room, where surgeons hope to remove the knife quickly. We have received word from Philadelphia General Hospital that she will likely survive, but her spine is forever ruined. 
 
 When questioned about his motives, the director said, in a mentally troubled state of mind, `` I read all the comments about my twists and how allegedly bad they are. Well, you know what? I decided to give the greatest twist of all: murder!'' His lawyer states that he plans to plead guilty by reason of insanity. WCN, Weird Celebrity News, signing off.
