[ IP ] Walking on water .

`` I think my pet fox is the reincarnation of Jesus.'' 
 
 `` And why do you feel this is true, Mister Jameson?'' 
 
 `` I saw Red, that's my fox, walk on water.'' 
 
 `` Hmm, and anything else?'' 
 
 `` No! What do you mean?'' 
 
 `` I mean does your pet fox lead sermons on peace and love? Does it create fish and bread or turn water into wine or anything else?'' 
 
 `` It. Walks. On. Water! What more do you need!? 
 
 `` Please calm down, sir. There are a lot of animals and creatures and supernatural entities that are able to walk on water. Has your fox ever raised the dead or cured the incurable?'' 
 
 `` No! It's a fox that's able to walk on water. That's all I'd think you need!'' 
 
 `` No at all. How many tails would you say your fox has currently?'' 
 
 `` What does that have to do with anything? It was just a normal fox with one tail that can stroll around on the surface of liquid water. How can the number of tails affect that?'' 
 
 `` It gives my investigation a starting point. Most multiple tailed foxes are supernatural creatures originating from Japan. Has your fox ever visited or traveled through Japan?'' 
 
 `` No! I bought it in a specialty pet store and several days later, it walked across on top of the deep lake on my estate.'' 
 
 `` I see. I may need to send a team down to your place with a few scientific pieces of equipment, perhaps an EKG meter and a sneakoscope. Your fox could be possessed by a spirit or, perhaps, the animal form of a wizard in hiding. A few more questions now, if you do n't mind. Do n't worry, we're almost to the end of the list. Now, has your fox ever shed its skin to reveal herself as a beautiful woman?''
