[ WP ] A shipping container filled with illegal narcotics falls off a modern cargo vessel and mysteriously washes up on the Italian coastline during the height of the Roman Empire .

`` Casus what is that‽'' shouted Julius over the rage of the storm pointing at the bright blue shipping container that was thrown above the high water mark. `` Gods know! We need to get to safety!'' replied Casus taking his friend by the hand and running to a cave. 
 
 Morning came and a peach sun sat amongst bruised clouds as if to apologise for the night's terror. The two friends staggered out of the cave exhausted by the trauma of the storm, neither had ever experienced anything like that before in their twenty years. `` Jupiter's ripped arse! Our fishing gear has been fucked like a cheap Greek whore'' Casus cursed as he kicked the netting in the sand that could very well have been from another province, `` Casus! do n't tempt the gods, we only just made it through as it is,'' chided Julius. They attempted to salvage the wreckage that had swept up on the beach until they spotted the large blue container, they hurried over to it and thumped the outside. 
 
 `` That's impossible, it's all painted metal, this must be worth more than a hundred thousand sestertius, it's massive'' pondered Casus, knocking on the metal container repeatedly. Julius called out to Casus when he discovered the levers on the door, they were bent from the storm surge but between them they managed to open the container. 
 
 `` In the name of Rome look at that, it's full of flour! I'm famished'' Casus tumbled into the container and took a parcel full of flour `` It's wrapped in something weird but that's flour, high grade too look how white it is, not mill stone or meal in it'' He tore open the package and took a small handful of flour and bit into it. 
 
 The sky came into focus and Julius' face came into view `` you okay? you went beserk for hours. Just every where, you went into the ocean to try to punch waves for wrecking our nets then you got angry and tried to fuck the dunes screaming at the sea `` How do you like it when you get fucked!'' It was strange and then you threw up over there and passed out'' Cassus blinked at Julius in confusion `` Juli my friend, I feel Cleo on a bad day so be quiet, lets get home and get the Praetors cause that's not flour'' 
 
 

