You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

`` Speak now or forever hold your peace,'' spoke the priest. He was about to carry on since no one ever interrupted in this moment anyway—then I barged in. 
 
 `` I object!'' I screamed. I had finally made it on time for once. `` Mary! I've longed for you since the day we first met. You'll never believe it, but before you met Craig, I was about to ask you out! Do you remember? I was walking towards you and then he butt in.'' 
 
 Mary was shocked and confused. `` I... do n't remember, Larry. I'm kind of busy right now.'' 
 
 `` But you ca n't marry him!'' I yelled. 
 
 `` And why not, Larry?'' asked Mary. 
 
 `` Because I love you,'' I said. She did n't waste a moment. 
 
 `` That's it?'' she asked. 
 
 It was a good question... an honest question. I actually did n't have anything else to add. Last night I had a dream that I would be on time for once in my life; that I would burst in as soon as the priest asked, `` speak now or forever hold your peace' and today it happened! All my life, I had never been on time, so I kind of just assumed that if I was, everything would turn out as I hoped. In my dream, I told her I loved her and it was enough. We left the church and began our beautiful lives together. 
 
 ``... is that enough?'' I asked. She shook her head. Everyone in the church looked at me as if I were crazy. I panicked and ran out of there as fast as I could. A man at the door held it open for me, but I guess he decided I was a bit too far away to keep holding and let it go. By the time I reached it, the door had closed. 
 
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