[ WP ] Your username vs. Godzilla

It was a calm summer day in the city of Tokyo, and there was n't a cloud in the sky. People flocked to the pier to enjoy the festive atmosphere brought about by the newly christened `` Dino World'' theme park, complete with a massive pink plastic T-Rex, waiting to greet all comers as they made their way through the gates. 
 Inside the park, different geological time periods were represented in the form of games and rides. The `` Cambrian Log Flume,'' which plunged you down a massive volcano, and into the waters below, along with the `` Quaternary Cruise,'' which told the story of human history using animatronics, were among the most popular. 
 However, none stood above the `` Triassic Turbine,'' a roller coaster taking thrill-seekers directly through the open mouth of the park's prized Tyrannosaurus, which stood over 150 feet tall, and sent park guests racing down an 86° incline, reaching speeds of up to 96 mph. 
 A few miles down the coast, chaos had already erupted. Tidal waves smashed against the shore, flooding the streets of the crowded city. A confluence of infrastructure and corpses were carried back into the sea, upon the waters receding. The sun went black, as a shadow was cast over multiple city blocks, and winds began to swirl violently around what appeared to be a building, erected out of the sea, where before there was nothing. Thunder cracked, and lighting struck the form, illuminating the face of a monstrous reptilian beast: Godzilla. 
 His strides spanned 30 meters each, and he quickly made his way into the heart of Tokyo, reducing all things in his path to rubble. A train passed by his side, elevated on tracks which were held up by the surrounding infrastructure. Effortlessly, he separated the train from its tracks, now holding it in his mandible. With a snap of his jaw, Godzilla split the train-car in two. A swarm of helicopters, each armed with two.50 caliber machine guns, blitzed around the monster, attempting to blind it with a keenly placed shot to each of the eyes. However, Godzilla easily swatted them out of the air. 
 Further down the beach, the tidal waves were finally beginning to reach the theme park. The pier, and all its attractions were quickly consumed by the sea, leaving only the T-Rex statue left standing. Helpless people, still stuck on the coaster, waited for rescue teams to arrive. Meanwhile, Godzilla continued to wreak havoc on the city. 
 The monster clawed his way from skyscraper to skyscraper, hand over hand, as he carried himself ever more quickly down the coast. Ballistic missiles took a toll on Godzilla, as fighter planes used their heat seeking properties to quickly wound his arms and back. One of these missiles was a direct hit, making impact squarely on his chest. He frantically made his way to the theme park, as he had now spotted the plastic effigy. Feet the size of a small tank sank into the sodden beach, and Godzilla let out a deafening roar. He prepared himself to mate. 
 However, just as Godzilla approached, a generator serendipitously restored backup power to the roller coaster, and it shot out of the plastic T-Rex's mouth, hitting Godzilla square in the chest. The world seemed to stand still, and all the screaming and chaos which populated the background ceased. The world shook, and Godzilla fell, toppling over onto his back. A deep `` snap!'' reverberated through the city, as the bone in his tail broke in two. Godzilla let out another roar, this time more evident of his deep and unbearable agony. Rolling over onto his side, he laid on the beach for hours, cooing stifled roars in constant repetition. Eventually, a delta force squad arrived, having been given order to terminate the beast. Using high powered explosives placed in and around his head and mouth, they detonated his brain. 

