[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Cindy Lou sat on the couch when she heard a rumble. 
 
 ‘ I ’ m so hungry ’ she said with a frown and a grumble 
 
 Then at that moment there came a Knock 
 
 To the door Cindy Lou went and undid the Lock 
 
 Then a man said ‘ I ’ ve got a pizza for you ’ 
 
 ‘ Oh, but I have no money ’ said Cindy Lou 
 
 ‘ So come in and I ’ ll show you a new way to pay ’ 
 
 “ I bet you could use a good lay ’ 
 
 ‘ You look like quite the jock ’ 
 
 ‘ Why not let me suck on your cock ’ 
 
 For a second the man did not know what to say 
 
 But this was his last house of the day 
 
 ‘ To the bed ‘ he said 
 
 ‘ Let ’ s get those leg ’ s spread ’ 
 
 And with a bonk and bang 
 
 And a shag and a screw 
 
 The pizza man fucked Cindy Lou Who 

