[ WP ] You find yourself thanking Satan . Why ?

`` But miraculously the bus driver managed get the careening vehicle back on the road after the tire blew. Nobody was injured, although some children were shaken from the experience. This is Tricia Anders with Fios 1, back to you Leanne.'' 
 
 `` Thanks Tricia, now we'll head over to Tom Reynolds with Weather on the 1's; how's the weather holding up Tom?'' 
 
 `` Well, Leanne, the rain will let up at around 3, with some heavy fog giving way to clearer conditions later in the night...'' 
 
 `` Hold up, Tom. We're receiving some breaking news from Topeka, Kansas. My goodness, it appears the Devil himself has opened the gates of Hell and swallowed the Westboro Baptist Church and ALL of it's followers into the pits of despair! We go live to Kerry Chung who is at the site, well former site, of the Church with more. Kerry, what's going on in Topeka?'' 
 
 `` Well, Leanne, you are absolutely correct, the Fallen Angel has claimed the controversial Church for his own. We managed to get a few comments from Beelzebub before he returned to the 9th circle.'' 
 
 ``'Look, these people are pure evil! Bastards were giving me a run for my money, but there is room in Hell for only one Lucifer so I had to stop them before they get a more damned rap than me. But, ey... Your welcome.''' 
 
 `` Well, this is Leanne Burnes with Fios 1 news... Thanks Satan!''
