[ WP ] You wake up and find yourself in the world of your favorite video game . Just like on earth , you have to get a job , one that pertains to the game world . However , you do n't have any new skills , just the ones you had back in your universe . What is an average work day like ?

Alchemy is HARSH. 
 
 The far north is a dangerous land. 
 
 There is a pack of two to three wolves every time I leave the settlement. 
 I hate it, but I spend half my pay on the local bar-mercenary each day to protect me whilst I collect mushrooms and weeds for the alchemist to use. 
 
 I, apparently, can not do alchemy. My mixtures are just mixtures, with no alchemical properties. 
 Potions have no effect on me, and generally are poisonous. And most anti-poisons in this world require arcane alchemical properties to work. 
 
 They say I was born under the sign of the Atronach. But their spells ( electricity magic hurts ) do not suddenly give me magicka. I can not see their illusion magics, and their healing magic does n't'stick' for long, at best just temporarily seals wounds to prevent bleeding for a time. 
 
 But, I am clever. I can remember things. I am good at making lists, and can make notes. I can run away and hide when danger comes. I carry garlic and a silver coin on me at all times. 
 
 I think I might be a Daedra, technically, but I'm not sure how to get people to worship me and do evil cult stuff in my name. Or how to get a leasehold in Oblivion. 
 
 I think I might be able to cause a Dragonbreak. Maybe. 
 
 But. I do n't really WANT to. 
 
 I am happy to collect weeds. I get to walk leisurely for a job and collect really obvious and recognisable vegetation, for easy pay. 
 
 The food is nice, the drink is nice, the ladies are mostly pretty and willing, and I adore mead because alcoholic honey. ALCOHOLIC HONEY 
 GUYS. ALCOHOLIC HONEY. 
 
 I am an alien to these lands, but they have made me feel welcome. 
 
 I am the alchemist's assistant in Whiterun. 
 
 I am content.
