[ WP ] `` Sir ! We have a breach ... Three hundred of our men are already dead ... It 's him Sir ! He got free ... ''

Legends have n't even heard of such a thing. Conspiracy theorists couldnt have envisioned it. Prophets would shrug their heads or openly disdain your for asking about him. I knew who he was. I worked there. 
 
 Most people think that Hitler killed himself but he was actually captured, executed and his body was given to science. The interesting part about him? His brain. Every time a human interacts with another, a small dose of oxytocin gets released. Touching another human increases the effect and so on. Hitler had, unbeknowst to anyone but the CIA, the innate ability to release so much of the chemical in such a short period of time that any human interacting with him for longer than five seconds would turn to his side. This power had to be harvested and contained from the public eye. 
 
 Years of research brought little success in finding out the magic gene enabling Hitler his irresistable charm so the project was abandoned and Hitler head jar was about to be destroyed, along with any trace of his existence. One of our most experienced men was sent to complete that job, he had one flaw, he was very adamant about his power of will. He went in without any ear protection and got converted into a Nazi. Him, having a battalion of two thousand men under his control, ordered for all the Non white males to be gassed to death. Hitler is well and alive and he now has an army of 1700 men all wearing Nazi suits and signs. Every time we have tried to convince them otherwise and to look at what destruction they are bringing upon their country they would talk about the preservance of the white race and how cool the windmills of friendship on their coats were. 
 The public must not find out about this but our hopes are bleak. How do you kill a man which has never killed. Where do you find his vessel when there is only grass around him? You pluck the grass and it only grows bigger the next time around. We are all doomed. [ 3/365 ]
