[ WP ] You are sent back to the middle ages armed only of your iphone .

Having only woken up, I reach into my pocket and grab an iPhone. `` What?'' I say aloud, reading the time on the phone. It's scrambled, that's strange... I'll call tech. support. They'll know what to do. Oh, no signal. And of course I wake up on the floor again. Oh, wait... dirt? I'm outside? Looking up, I can see very old cottages and people riding buggies and standing in front of market stalls. It's clear that I seem to have been... I guess `` transported'' to medieval times. The way everyone is dressed and acting, its so obvious. Right then... do n't panic. First thing's first. With a level head I close my eyes and breathe. This is terrible. This is nearly an outrage. This is almost like a plague, a cancer poured into my life with almost no way of escaping. So much for calming down. First, I need to relax. Okay, good. Just me and this iPhone in a very old, old time period. Not so bad... just... just... I ca n't. I need to solve this ailment, no, this tragedy, this insult... *now*. I need to get rid of this stupid iPhone and get my Windows Phone out of my other pocket. I'll figure the rest out after some ale.
