[ WP ] We 've communicated with intelligent alien lifeforms , and they 've confirmed the existence of several Gods .

The group of scientists flipped the switch on their latest completed project, power coursing through the complete model for the first time. With a bang and a flash 3 strange creatures appeared in the room of baffled scientists. They took no notice of the technology hanging from the walls in the whitewashed room. With auick practised movements a device was set up by one of the strange thin pale aliens, and soon beams of light shot from it. Extending to the corners of the earth. From there the light split into great shapes best compared to tv's. On them the room could be observed everywhere in the world, and the noises made with in it hummed over the planet. `` Congratulations earthlings, you have with the creation of this spaceship joined the interstellar community. We as the emisaries of the united species of galaxy vector gama have come to give you your welcome package.'' there was some rustling as one of the aliens fished a large package out of a very small bead that it should never have fit inside. The cheerful alien voice continued `` inside you will find a decontaminator to avoid the spreading of diseases between races, a copy of the laws that govern contact and space travel and a bean and an extra large bean and cheese burrito from spacio's for the engineers who built this pioneer space craft to share.'' There was a pause and the smile slowly faded from the creatures face. `` now pay close attention because we ca n't right this down and you will only be showed once. Shortly you will be shown several pictures of beings that exist in the universe widely accepted as gods, a short explanation woll follow if one exists for each. I would like to further warn you that these are beings that should you meet them with the fullness of you power, and the only way to your most penultimate goal is through them, you should turn back and flee.'' an image flickered over the screen briefly, showing an unasumming man dressed in strange clothes. `` This one is originally from your planet, nothing else is known about him, but he is responsible for the dissapearance of several plabets who's inhabitants upset him.'' another face briefly flitted across the screen. `` You know him as Satan, most places have their own name for him. He is well known for collecting favors that indebt mortals to him, extremely dangerous and malevolent.'' a childs face appeared on the screens of light, lingering longer than the others. `` This child has only been seen once, he was responsible for turning `` the destroyer'' into an old cripple after the prison planet incident. No idea how he does what he does but again, he could probably kill us all so you kknow... Watch out.'' A bearded face appeared on the screen. Staying there `` this guy is actually a pretty nice guy, we just call him father time. He's totally nuts but pretty swell, appears to be able to control time. He willingly made contact with many races and enjoys chatting. On the flip side he killed all of us and resurected us when we thought he was a fraud, yup you guys included. Actually the whole universe'' the lights shot back towards the aliens who packed up the equipment efficiently. `` Well that covers it, good luck you guys see you around.'' with no more explanation than that another flash of light appeared and they were gone, replaced by confetti falling around the room, onto the dumbfounded scientist.
