[ WP ] Everyone in the world wakes up a virgin again

She had been teased, badly, for not having the right looks. She wore her hair shorn, her shirts loose, her pants tight. She was a bit on the wild side, not a party girl, but a forest beast. 
 
 So when she stumbled upon the Jack Daniel's bottle, still filled with amber joy, she picked it up. She brought it to her lips. And she attempted to drink. 
 
 `` Hey, hey, hey!'' 
 
 There had been smoke. Of course. Union rules, the Genie said. He introduced himself as Tuto. 
 
 `` Toto?'' Sophia asked. 
 
 `` No, Tuto. Or Tim. People sometimes call me Tim.'' 
 
 `` Tim it is.'' Sophia giggled. 
 
 `` You need to be sober for these wishes to make sense,'' Tim said. He touched Sophia's forehead with his long, grey fingers. With a weird swirling sensation, Sophia fell onto her back, opened her mouth, and screamed. 
 
 Tim understood drunk humans were a bit more understand. So with a wave of his hands, he silenced her. She could still move her mouth, but no sound came out. 
 
 `` I need you to think carefully. I get points for my wishes. I am not going to do something stupid like let you talk to cats. I already did that last week.'' Tim sounded bitter. `` Think of something better than'I want to find eternal love.' That wish is stupid. It is. Do n't ask for it.'' 
 
 Tim let her think for a moment. Sophia waved her hands and pointed at her mouth. 
 
 She let out a gasp of relief when she could speak again. `` Um, it's not cats. I promise. I want to be fluent in German and Spanish -- while also still speaking English of course.'' 
 
 `` That's it? Really? German and Spanish?'' Tim sounded bored. 
 
 Sophia stopped. `` Um.'' 
 
 `` You know what, lets improve this wish. I am going to spruce it up. You will speak German, Japanese, Mandarin, and Spanish. How is that?'' Tim said. 
 
 `` Um... I just need to pass my language finals,'' Sophia said. 
 
 `` Yes, but these are the biggest languages in the world. Now you have employability.'' 
 
 Tim looked pleased. 
 
 `` Who told you that?'' Sophia asked. 
 
 `` I had an Economics major find the bottle.'' Tim looked annoyed again. `` He wished to be better at math. And to have a wife.'' 
 
 Sophia nodded then. `` Okay, that works. I would like that.'' 
 
 `` Okay.'' Tim sounded a bit happier. He then looked at Sophia and sighed. `` Did you want to speak to cats as well?'' 
 
 Sophia shook her head. `` No. I do n't want to know what Muffin thinks about me.'' 
 
 Tim nodded. 
 
 Sophia saw the bright light again. She felt like her brain had been kicked by a boot. Gripping her head in her hands she let out a gasping scream. `` Oh fuck fuck fuck.'' 
 
 `` It is download,'' Tim said. 
 
 He let Sophia curl into a ball for twenty minutes. When she sat up, she looked surprised. `` Wow,'' she said. `` I feel... like my brain is heavier.'' 
 
 `` Might be. I am not sure how human heads work. I just gave you what you wanted.'' Tim looked at his nails, sighing. `` Next wish.'' 
 
 `` I want to be... beautiful,'' Sophia said. `` But for everyone to know its me. I do n't want to be someone else, I just want to be me with... beauty.'' 
 
 `` This is going to hurt, so you might want to make you third wish as well. I do n't want to stick around while your parts move around.'' Tim made a face. 
 
 `` I do n't know a third wish.'' Sophia seemed distraught. `` I just want to be happy. Everyone else has all this... they... they are all in these relationships and...'' 
 
 `` You're the loser virgin no one wants to sleep with?'' Tim said. He waved his hands around, causing the blue mist to form. 
 
 `` Speak the truth!'' Tim said. The mist crackled before a small voice whispered, `` I wish everyone was a virgin like me. It would make things so much easier.'' 
 
 `` Yes,'' Sophia said. `` That is what I want. To be beautiful and to have everyone like me. A Virgin.'' 
 
 `` Done.'' 
 
 -- -- -- 
 
 Sophia woke to a pounding on her door. When she opened it, a brown haired girl looked up at her. Sophia thought the girl might be around thirteen. She looked familiar. 
 
 `` Let me in you stupid bitch,'' the girl said. 
 
 Sophia shook her head. 
 
 `` It's me, Helena.'' 
 
 `` What?'' Sophia sputtered. Now that she looked, she could see a certain familiar resemblance. `` What happened.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know.'' Helena looked ready to cry. `` I woke up like this. And my... Robert left me.'' Helena began to weep. 
 
 `` What do you mean he left you?'' 
 
 `` He... he was the same. The same age as he was now. He said he did n't want to... be with a child.'' Helena was sobbing. 
 
 Sophia felt a hot itch in the back of her head. `` Robert was a virgin when you met?'' Sophia asked. 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` When did you lose your virginity?'' Sophia whispered. 
 
 `` 13...'' Helena began. `` Oh fuck.''
