[ WP ] Write me that one story you 've always wanted to tell . The story that 's stuck in your mind , but never really got onto page .

*The trouble with becoming a writer* he began, *is that there is never enough time to write out the entire story. * 
 
 
 His nose crinkled at the sentence he had just written in sharpie, cursive with a swill and swagger to the s's. This was trying *way* too hard. 
 
 
 *Inquisitor Arensus, large in stature, pure of heart, broad chest and a mind of magic, -* 
 
 
 He scrapped the paper and threw it behind him. It fell the floor with a unsatisfying *clack* that was n't crispy enough. 
 
 
 *The Mortimer twins, and Doctor Martyn-* 
 
 
 `` Who would spell their name, something so common as *Martin* with a y? What is this, second grade?!'' He scrapped another piece of paper. It was hard enough to start the story, it was harder to appreciate the crap you were trying to get down on paper. 
 
 
 For weeks, years probably, he had built up a world of intrigue, politics and magic, something that resembled Django Wexler's musket magic series, something that would match the length of Steven Erikson, something that would inspire awe over the ages like Frank Herbert! He wanted to write it all down, in an exciting tale of friendship, loss, betrayal, everything! 
 
 
 But the closest thing he could come up with that was anything near decent was: 
 
 
 *Magic man beats out even Mordecai with the help of twins that are magically connected and seem to get it on with their maid. * 
 
 
 His nose crinkled again, as he scrapped the paper.
