[ WP ] Write about the most mundane moment of your day as excitingly as possible

The pressure had started sometime around 10:00 a.m. It was quietly building after lunch and really started to gain steam around 2:30. Every hiss of the nail gun and every rotation of the circular saw was one minute closer to the time. The rain had been pouring all day, but at 4:25 the sun had finally broke through the clouds. The sun streamed through the window and by 4:36 I had finally reached the most important part of my day. As I pulled the shade down a look of pained release etched across my face, I knew the time had come. At first the porcelain felt cold against my loins, but then...then it was all business.
