[ WP ] One grandma , one assault rifle , one mission ...

Grandma was done playing... She had enough. Those kids always stepping on her lawn and ruining her flowers, the neighbors being loud at 9 pm while she was trying to sleep, the asshole next door neighbor with the loud exhaust that he revs whenever he comes or goes... She went to her closet and pulled out the AR-15 her deceased gun fanatic husband left her. She took it apart and cleaned it like her husband showed her, re-assembled it, loaded a couple of magazines, and slammed the magazine in place. She then proceeds to get dressed in her Sunday best, if she was going to leave this world she was at least going to look good. She picks up her weapon, goes to the front door and kicks it open, kids outside stopped what they were doing and jaws dropped. She smiles as she cocks her weapon and takes aim, in her sweetest voice and biggest smile she says `` run''.
