[ WP ] An angel has now been exiled from both Heaven and Hell .

Apparently causing one little tiny apocalypse is enough to get one fired in that town, and not just fired, but black listed. I mean c'mon... they were asking for it, they wanted it. They made movies and tv shows and wrote book after book about it and so I was gracious enough to give it to them and I'm the bad guy? It's like Christmas every day for the surviving fleshies! 
 
 Look! hey You up there take a look down here! You see that? That's some happy go lucky fleshie running for his life in his very own real life video game! Real life makes for such better graphics! These guys are eating it up ( no pun intended, heh ). 
 
 Check it out Lucy, these dudes would trade their soul for a twinkie, see, you see how much easier I've made your job? What is with you guys? 
 
 Okay okay, so maybe it was slightly above my pay grade to end the world this way but the guys on the job were taking way too long. Let's face it, zombies made a lot of people happy, global warming just bums everyone out. I did it for the fleshies, You love the fleshies, they wanted this Man! 
 
 Ah! Get off of me! I do n't have any internal organs for you to munch on you rotting fleshie. Sheesh. Shoulda made them a little smarter..stupid dead fleshies. Oh yeah, hey You! You up there! I made them stupid and slow! I did that so your lovely little fleshies could kill em off easily enough! I did n't know fleshies are just as stupid and slow alive as they are dead. It's not my fault they panic and act a fool! It's not my fault! I gave them what they wanted! 
 
 Fine, pft, who needs that job, or any job for that matter. I'll just hang out here for awhile. I do n't care. At least the fleshies are happy..well kind of. 
 
 Oh knock it off fleshie, He is not gon na save you, quit your whining and just take the bite like a man. Jeez, fleshies are such ungreatful babies. 

