[ WP ] Write a scene from the newest Sitcom , `` The Rushmore Boy , '' featuring our four founding fathers living together in 21st century New York City .

WASHINGTON and JEFFERSON burst into the BEDROOM, 
 roughly closing the door behind them, while madly 
 kissing and groping each others flesh. They strip 
 quickly and lewdly grind up against a wall before 
 careening into the BED. 
 
 WASHINGTON 
 I take it you enjoyed the inauguration? 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 A grand affair befitting of a 
 king, I daresay. 
 
 WASHINGTON 
 You think I could be King? 
 
 JEFFERSON nibbles on WASHINGTON'S ear. 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 I see no harm in taking from the 
 Practice of that Government under 
 which we had lived so long and so 
 happily formerly. 
 
 Suddenly, violent FOOTSTEPS are heard from outside the 
 room. THEODORE ROOSEVELT bursts through the door, 
 FUMING, with Abraham Lincoln in tow. 
 
 ROOSEVELT 
 ( LOUDLY ) 
 What in the Sam Hill was that? 
 
 WASHINGTON and JEFFERSON simply stare at ROOSEVELT, 
 while LINCOLN can be seen trying to avert his gaze. 
 
 BEAT 
 
 WASHINGTON 
 You could have knocked. 
 
 ROOSEVELT 
 Oh, I'll knock the both of you 
 after that show you put on 
 in the street. Thought I was in 
 England watching a coronation! 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 Well, he is the first President. 
 Certainly some pageantry is 
 warranted. 
 
 ROOSEVELT 
 But the entire New York Militia? 
 In full dress? 
 
 WASHINGTON excuses himself to find some clothes while 
 JEFFERSON confronts ROOSEVELT in his birthday suit. 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 They did secure this Nation's 
 freedom. 
 
 ROOSEVELT 
 And the carriage? 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 Have you been to Central Park? 
 They're a natural staple of 
 this fine city. 
 
 LINCOLN 
 Well, Mr. Washington did ride in 
 a yellow carriage pulled by six 
 white horses— 
 
 JEFFERSON turns towards LINCOLN, who blushes. 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 So? 
 
 LINCOLN ( CONT'D ) 
 —which is clearly a pale attempt 
 at copying His Majesty's golden 
 State coach, which is usually 
 pulled by eight cream Hanoverian 
 stallions. 
 
 ROOSEVELT 
 ( To JEFFERSON ) 
 That was your idea, was n't it? 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 Damn country lawyer. 
 
 LINCOLN 
 Will you please put on some 
 trousers?! 
 
 WASHINGTON returns to the conversation, bearing pants. 
 
 WASHINGTON 
 Here, put these on. 
 
 JEFFERSON 
 Why thank you, Mister President. 
 
 

