[ WP ] The world is a game , complete with minor level to boss level characters . You are boss level character . How do you meet the main player ?

*I must n't say it, damnit! Not this time! * 
 
 `` Nyahh, I see you've defeated my armies but you'll never defeat me!'' 
 
 *FUCK! * 
 
 `` Listen here Skel-'' 
 
 *Just this one time break the script, please for the love of god, let me speak* 
 
 `` Nyahh! Enough babble prepare to die!!'' 
 
 *Fuck who wrote this shit? NO! NO! NO! do n't charge right at him! do you not see the size of that fucking sword he has? OW! SHIT! * 
 
 `` Nyahh DIE! DIE!'' 
 
 *fuck yeah counter attack! take you blonde bowlcut bitch. What!? fucker unlocked the special weapon, not again pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease I'll do anything please not that! * 
 
 `` nayhh, I've been defeated'' 
 
 `` I have the power!'' 
 
 *G-G-Good for you, f-f-fucking cheat code using p-p-p-p-prick, J-J-Just unplug me already! * 
 
 Later 
 
 `` Nayhh I see you've defeated my armies but you you you you'll never de de defe...... Wait!'' 
 

