[ WP ] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago . Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again . You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society .

I remember vividly when I was born. Ok, not BORN per se, but more grown in a dish watched over by hundreds of blue skinned doctors waiting for me to do something interesting 
 
 You know, your standard human deal. I can say that now since everything I do is the human standard. Stubbing my toe? Human standard. Wanderlust? Human standard. Being paraded around the planet as the greatest marvel known to all biologists? You get the idea 
 
 I was taught early on what had happened. Humans went to war, died, and faded. The human standard, apparently, according to the few texts that survived. I picked up my `` name'' from some old general named Bismarck. It rolls off the tongue far easier than Gen-Experiment Alpha. 
 
 My doctors never let me believe that I was one of them. A bit sad, but necessary. If I thought I was one of them, they could n't observe me at my natural state. Nature versus nurture, you know? Because of that, they were never my parents. That'd be a lot of parents, as well. Project Lead Stru was always there, from the beginning. What a guy. Technically speaking, what an `` it'' since they are all hermaphrodites. He always struck me as a man though. 
 
 All the Galaxy has come to see me. I'm the first successfully cloned extinct creature ever, at least with this success. I have flaws, sure, but that just makes everyone love me more. It's good to be famous. The dead guys do n't know what they're missing
