[ WP ] Instead of travel agencies that take you on a guided tour of geographical landmarks , you run a time travel agency which offers families guided tours of interesting temporal destinations . Write a story about a tour gone wrong .

`` Alright folks, you've been to Newton's APPLE ON THE NOGGIN, to Edison's LIGHTBULB MOMENT, and now we're taking our maiden voyage to... THE INVENTION OF TIME TRAVEL!'' says Stud Mcgriff, today's tour guide on Time Boat Enterprises, LLC. 
 
 Cheers on the Time Boat. It's a long vessel with one of those swamp fans on the back that travel around the Florida swamps sightseeing crocs, except instead of churning water it churns the annals of time. Excited sightseers have binoculars and cameras. They just watched Thomas Edison light up the first filament with electricity, in his workshop in New York, over three hundred years previously. Now they're moving forward to Chimamanda Abuche's discovery of the Photon Leap in 2386, in her workshop in Nigeria. 
 
 `` Whooooeeee!'' says Stud Mcgriff. `` Hold onto your hair folks, here we go!'' 
 
 The fan on the back of the boat starts to whir, moving faster and faster as excited spectators whoop in anticipation. Peter Pitzker, from Des Moines, Iowa, hugs his young son, Michael Pritzker, who's getting a little scared. In his sweatshirt, Michael clutches his lucky magnet. He got it in science class, a few weeks ago, and right after he got it he found $ 20 on the street. After that, his dad finally found a job. He has n't let go of it since. Psychadelic wisps of neon and turqoise churn all around them. Currents of temporal space make rivulets on all sides of their field of vision. 
 
 `` Hold on tight, Mikey!'' says Peter. 
 
 Like that, they're in a woman's workshop. The whirring does n't stop, but it subsides. Huge instruments that look like kitchen appliances loom over the lone scientist, a young Nigerian woman in a long white lab coat, tapping her foot to some unheard rhythm. 
 
 Stud Mcgriff, `` Now a reminder to stay in the Time Boat here, where we can observe. Chimamanda ca n't hear us, remember, or see us. Just a minute here, and then you'll experience the oracular moment of discovery.'' 
 
 Suddenly there's an immense whirring, but it's not from the fan. It's from the massive, donut shaped machine around Chimamanda. 
 
 `` It works, or worked, or will work, however you wan na phrase it, with electromagnetic pulses,'' Stud Mcgriff is yelling to the crowd. `` It isolated the discrete packets of temporal space movement in each photon of light, allowing ordinary matter to - `` 
 
 But Mike Pritzker's magnet is already being torn out of his sweatshirt pocket. It slams against the donut collider. Mike is out of the boat chasing after it, and Chimamanda looks up -
