[ WP ] You have been admitted into heaven based on a clerical error .

The line heads up into the light on a moving set of stairs into the clouds. 
 
 I look around in bewilderment seeing people in front and behind me with no room to move. 
 
 Everyone is made of light except for me, I am a sort of idealised version of myself in snappy clothes. I seem to be the only one not looking up in adoration of the light, whoops I think I am in the wrong place. My attempts to move back down the light escalator are fruitless in the face of the endless creatures of light. 
 
 I resign myself to confrontation and look out into the roiling cloudscape that greets my eyes on either side. The line moves at a steady pace at least and I walk into a massive portal whose golden light blinds me to what is beyond while a rising music welcomes my arrival. 
 
 Nothing like being wrong in a big way, proof of the existence of god is pretty much permeating my being at the moment as the glow is clearly delineating me from the crowd in the line as an anachronism. The music of praise echoes through the vaulted halls of the entrance, a nice architectural touch I admire which distracts me as I make the front of the line. 
 
 A tired looking figure frowns at me then rechecks a clip board, he taps his teeth with a fairly mundane looking technical pencil albeit shining with light. 
 `` Hmm, it seems you agreed to consign your soul to the keeping of Jesus Christ our saviour'' he almost asks, I nod wordlessly as I remember the price of an icecream from my god bothering uncle at the beach one hot summer. 
 `` You also have taken communion'' he mumbles moving his eyes down a list, I nod again in chagrin as I remember that day of curiosity sated at my cousins baptism. 
 
 He flips the sheet, `` nothing else here either way, take the step there and you can start the flying and adoration'' he waves negligently at a gap where the music is loudest. 
 
 I almost do it, I almost just take the easiest path but I shake my head, `` no I think there has been some mistake''. 
 The guy sighs `` thought that I would get away with it, you didnt look like too much trouble''. 
 
 A horn sounds and angels appear in abundance in a loud clashing of swords and armour too bright to view, a rip in reality yawns above where vaulting appeared overhead before. Where the light before had been golden like dawn now I was blasted in a widening circle of light like the midday sun. I laugh in wonder and delight at the mighty hosts arrayed above me, beyond them are serried rows of men and women with faces full of the love of god, beyond that was too bright but love felt like a sound resonating through me. 
 
 I feel rather than hear a question posed to me, `` would you deny me love in return for all I have given you and your kind''. 
 
 Again I almost crumble and take the easiest path but my experiences in life had written large my feelings about a god that left things as they were in those who claimed to speak in his name. 
 
 I put all those feelings into a single look that made the angels hide their faces and the rows of learned people dipped in their singing of praise when I said'' Yes''.
