[ WP ] As you reach certain milestones in your life , you are allowed to get certain `` upgrades '' for your body . These can range anywhere from an increase of 10 IQ points to angel wings to hardened bones .

`` I want a bigger dick'' 
 
 I look my patient in the eyes, then I glance at his chart, then I glance at his shorts. 
 
 `` Look.'' I say `` You've had 22 of these treatments already. Would n't you rather have the ability to Fly? Immortality? Kung fu grip?'' 
 
 In response he holds up his phone and I can see the title. It's an article about the Extension Epidemic sweeping the nation and how it's signaling the collapse of moral fiber that will ruin the nation. 
 
 `` Look at this article. It says here that the average length for someone in my age-bracket is up to 27 inches. That means I'm falling behind. You make millions as an enhancement surgeon so you can afford to let some things slide but us average guys need to stay above average.'' 
 
 I talk with him for a little while longer however he refuses to change his mind. 
 
 I sigh. `` Fine. Lay on the table and I'll go get the axe.''
