[ WP ] You are a shopkeeper in a video game and the player is trying to sell you various questionable goods .

`` How many times do I need to tell you, N'wah, I do n't need 15 more cheap swords... I have n't even moved the last load of random shirts and plates you sold me. Where are you getting these anyways?'' 
 
 The adventurer shrugs. `` Oh you know, contracts with the fighters guild, finding them in caves, that sort of thing.'' 
 
 `` This... this fur armor still has blood on it.'' 
 
 `` Hey relax, he had a bounty on him.'' As I was told this he pulled out a spear out of seemingly nowhere and laid it on the counter. `` This here is a spear that will trap the souls of those slain, it also shocks people. Exciting right? How many septims can I get?'' 
 
 `` Where did... How... Look, you're starting to creep me out. I just want to sell boots to people who have theirs ruined by guars. This is getting out of hand. I'm going to have to go talk to an Ordinator or some --'' 
 
 < Loud buzzing and whoosh and green light > 
 
 `` -- And yet.... I ca n't help but just really like you. I just trust you for some reason. How much did you say this spear was worth? I should have no problem selling it so someone. Hell, I'll throw in a discount, just for you, Outlander!''
