[ TT ] Loki is referred to as the trickster god , however after getting stuck on earth , a psychologist gives him a more accurate diagnosis .

Bored. That was the word. For 3 years bifrost had been destroyed and for 3 years Loki was bored. In his bordem, though, he ruined many lives. He had kind of a knack for that. In 3 years time Loki managed to convince the masses that they were a member of one of rwo polarized groups, he rigged one of the most important elections in the world, he made a plane full of people vanish into thin air, and he somehow managed to convince people that cargo shorts were n't cool. Anguish engulfed the entire planet but loki was unamused. On this particular day Loki found himself in a random doctor's office mixing and matching pill bottles and kabels. Lortabs became percocet. Xanax became Ambien. 
 
 `` Excuse me, sir. Can I help you with something? `` 
 
 The voice came from the woman in the lab coat behind him. 
 
 `` I do n't think you're qualified'' Loki said without turning around. He was reading through the side effects on a now mislabeled bottle. 
 
 `` Try me, said the doctor. `` 
 
 She turned and walked out of the room. Loki followed her out, intrigued by her disgard for the future lives he'd just ruined with the wrong pills. Loki pranced out of the room just in time to catch a glimpse of the nurses coat tail disappearing into a doorway down the hall.he emtered ghe room to find her sitting in one of two empty chairs. 
 
 `` Have a seat.'' She offered, not looking up from her clipboard. 
 
 `` Do n't mind if I do'' Loki replied, loosening the bolts in the chair as he sat. 
 
 `` Tell me about yourself.'' The doctor pressed. 
 
 `` I'm Loki. I break thinhs. I make messes. I hurt people. I'm bored.'' 
 
 `` Mhmmmm'' responded the doctor. `` Tell me about tour relationship with your father.'' 
 
 `` Odin is no father of mine.'' 
 
 There was a long pause as the doctor scribbled some notes onto her clipboard. 
 
 `` Your destructive outburst are a cry for attention that you did n't receive from tour father, probably as a result of living in the shadow of another sibling. You feel trapped so you exhibit behaviors involved with escapism I.e. traveling to far off olaces and changing things around you frequently and without warning. You're disregard for the well being of others is a refelection of your own self destruction. Those things coupled with your apparent boredom lead me to believe you're suffering from severe clinical depression. I'd write you a scrpit....but I'm not qualified.'' 
 
 With that, the doctor walked out, never once looking away from her clipboard. Loki sat with slack jawed expression as his chair buckled underneath him. 

