[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

A candle burns slowly in my hole. It feels good. A peaceful existence as opposed to the two humans wrestling each other on the floor next to me. Or it was until one of them reached up and grabbed me from my resting place on an immaculate cherry wood desk. One human slammed me down into the face of the other until red liquid pooled under the head. I found it exciting, it gets boring sitting in one place all the time, plus I always had an interest in organics so it was interesting to interact with them in such an intimate way. `` Mr. Greennnn...'' the fallen human managed to mutter through his shattered face. Then I was placed back onto the desk and life more or less went back to normal, but I'll never forget the one time I got to be more than just a candlestick.
