[ WP ] Painfully misinterpret a company slogan .


 She beckons me hither with a crumbed leg of chicken, seductively drawing it up her leg. Okay, hey, I get it. The show's Burlesque, right, and things are n't going to be straightforward. It was... kinda disturbing when she put the whole damn thing in her mouth though, removing only the bone afterwards. 
 But ya have to admire a girl with tongue skills like that. Dayum. 
 
 The decorative little bread rolls and the box of fries are offering her some measure of coverage - not much, but it's the quality of it, right? 
 But then, out comes this guy in neat white slacks, his naked chest smeared with a mess of potato and gravy, and from that little cardboard holder, she's pulling out fries one by one, swabbing them over his skin, and stuffing them into his mouth. Okay, not so sexy. Wipe your hands on his beard, that's cool. I'm not sure if he'll be able to see through those glasses though, not with all those greasemarks. 
 
 Just when I think it's over, from the ceiling, a HUGE dumping of'slaw covers the pair on stage, and they drop to the ground, writhing and moaning among the shredded cabbage and carrot like a pair of tripping caterpillars in the giant vegetable section of a state fair. 
 At one point, I'm REALLY not sure what I'm seeing - I mean, I knew this could get pretty racy, but her head is bobbing up and down. Or is it his? Both? Man, I dunno. I dunno. I thought even a burlesque show was supposed to draw the line somewhere - oh. 
 
 Oh it's just FINGER licking. Good!
