[ WP ] Karma is exchangable for money . You 're a poor , charismatic individual trying to make an honest living off of your posts in Reddit .

Stomach grumbling loudly, I turn on the computer. I am relieved as always to here the humming of the PC coming to life. *If this computer dies on me I would be a dead man*. I go downstairs and check the kitchen for some food while I wait for the PC to fully load. I open some cupboards, finding a few tins, some stale bread and a can of Coke Zero. Quickly, I toast the bread and grab the Coke and head back upstairs. *I can not afford to be wasting time like this*. 
 
 As I wait for the computer to turn on, I devour the toast and finish off the Coke. After what seems like an eternity, I am able to load up Reddit. I log in, and check my profile. *I only gained 4 karma overnight, how will I be able to pay my rent on this? * At this point I am desperate. I do what any desperate Redditor would do, I go on a posting spree. I have always tried to make an honest living from Reddit, posting original content, but rent is due tomorrow. If I do n't compromise on some morals I will be on the streets. After internally debating for what seems like an age, I go to /r/AskReddit. *There is never anything original here, I ca n't believe I have been reduced to this*. I feel a tear roll down my cheek as I begin to type. 
 
 I start answering questions like crazy. Every post I can possibly answer I carefully craft answers for. I lie about my opinions for the karma, and after a couple of hours I stop. I head back to my profile and look for the karma. I scroll down my posts, yet to no avail. A couple of 3's and 2's but other than that, nothing. I keep scrolling, faster. Still nothi- **WAIT**. I look at the post on the screen in front of me. I treasure the moment. Tears streaming down my face, I realise that I have made the front page. I cherish the posts beauty, and marvel in its glory. *I am rich*, I think to myself. *Thank god I answered Dickbutt as my favorite meme*.
