[ TT ] [ WP ] The King has sent you , a wandering mercenary , to slay the Dragon and bring the Princess home . However , upon arriving at the Dragon 's Keep , you learn the Princess was not kidnapped , but instead is a runaway .

`` So word has it the Royal family's been in a bit of turmoil as of late... more so than before, now that the princess has returned. It would n't happen to have anything to do with your latest job would it?'' 
 
 `` Shite... aye it did.'' 
 
 `` Go on, dear.'' 
 
 `` So the kingdom's a mess cause the princess'as been on the run fer a few years, but a week ago some bloke up in the mountains says e's seen some damsel in a tower what looks just like our missing royalty.'is majesty puts up a notice and lads from all over came to take up the job, but'e picked me cause I'm built fer the cold with this beard and this belly.'' 
 
 `` Anything to brag about that beard! Ah, but I would n't have married you if I did n't like rugged men as much as I do.'' 
 
 `` Ha ha ha! Aye, I only brag cause I know ya love it! Anyway, I make it to the mountaintop a couple days later an I see the tower. There she is, the princess, lookin' out the top window, so I go on walkin' toward her. An' just as I do a massive dragon beast comes flyin' in, scales glimmerin' like jade.'' 
 
 `` You had to fight a dragon? I do n't know if I'm more impressed or more worried.'' 
 
 `` Well... not exactly. I kicked the door down to run in and save her from the monster. Just as I make it upstairs I see her lookin at the beast, love in'er eyes, and tell him'welcome home dear.' `` 
 
 `` Dear?'' 
 
 `` Aye. I look over to see three little'uns runnin' up to give the big bloke a hug. Little'uns with horns on their head and scaly wings on their backs! I could barely even think of what to say!'Yer fockin a dragon?!'' I says.'' 
 
 `` Unbelievable.'' 
 
 `` It's true. Strange lookin babes, but adorable in a way. But yah, the King's tryna keep a lid on things. You should've seen the look on'is face when I brought'em all back to the castle.''
