[ WP ] All watches and phones in the world shift in time by 5 minutes . Women 's clocks go back 5 minutes , while men 's clocks go forward 5 minutes

At first, nobody noticed. People went about their business, annoyed but not suspicious of their scheduling mishaps. People miss trains all the time, nothing unusual about that. But as the accidents piled up, eventually the connection was made. Every clock in the world had simultaneously changed its time by five minutes, depending on the owner's gender. 
 
 Once this was figured out, most of the scheduling issues were swiftly resolved. Men set their clocks back five minutes, women forward five minutes. Confusion at how it had happened still abounded, but for the most part everything was back to normal. 
 
 So the world thought. Not all had forgotten, however. Not all were content to let it fade into the background. They had been triggered. The universe itself had misgendered them all. Within a week the Transgender Revolution began. Transgendereds of all descriptions and pronouns took up arms against whoever or whatever had caused the shift. Soon, cis scum, transphobic servants of the patriarchy, and other shitlords were being slaughtered in the streets by the throngs of variously-gendered revolutionaries. 
 
 None could stand in their way. Any who tried were publicly shamed, accused of being transphobics, male supremacists, and neo-Nazis. They were against gender equality, and endorsed sexism. Nobody would ally themselves with someone like that, and so they stood alone, and were cut down in droves. Within a month, the world belonged to the trans. 
 
 They had defeated the patriarchy, the cis scum, and all the other shitlords. In the end, the only people who could oppose the transgendereds were themselves. As it turned out, `` transgender'' was n't quite as accurate a label as most had thought. The last remnant of humanity began to destroy itself over a name. 
 
 
 
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 All the clocks lay still, all showing the same time.
