[ WP ] You are a lawyer who specializes in crafting incorruptible wishes for dealing with mischievous genies .

The grey faced man took one final look at the papers in front of him before giving a small nod and stapling the pile together. 
 
 `` Here we are Mr Jacobs, the completed contract, with your 2 wishes outlined in detail. I must admit it's been one of my more trying contracts as normally people just ask for three of the `` big five'', wealth, power, love, health and longevity, but I've out done what you have asked and everything's in order'' 
 
 Mr Jacobs reached over the table with a withered hand and carefully lifted the contact up. 
 
 `` So it's all in order? I can summon the genie now?'' 
 
 `` Of course Mr Jacobs, you sure you do n't want to amend anything first?'' 
 
 Jacobs chuckled softly `` No, these are quite sufficient thank you''. 
 
 He leaned over and pulled a small battered lamp from a satchel placed near his feet, completely unremarkable in all ways the kind of thing you would find in a secondhand shop anywhere in the world, apart from the oily red smoke oozing from the spout. 
 Taking a handkerchief from his pocket he huffed on the lamp once then brought the cloth down to bare and began rubbing. 
 
 With a flash the light vanished from the room only to be replaced a second later with a dull red glow, that did n't illuminate as much highlight the shadows in a sullen red glow. 
 
 *'' WHO SUMMONED, I MEZREAL, THE GENIE OF THIS LAMP! `` * 
 
 `` I summoned you'', Jacobs said, speaking clearly and with strength in his voice for the first time he had come into the office `` And I want to make some wishes now please'' 
 
 *'' THEN SPEAK MORTAL'' *, the genies eyes changing from the jet black to a dull amber glow. 
 
 `` For my first wish... I..I want to someone to discover the cures for all cancers of the human body within the next 5 years'' 
 
 *'' VERY WELL, I SHALL SOW THE SPARK OF INSPIRATION SOMEONE WILL BEGIN THE STEPS TO EVENTUALLY FIND THE CURE'' * 
 
 `` Good, for my next wish, I wish that the next time I buy a lottery ticket, It wins the jackpot'' 
 
 *'' IT SHALL BE SO, THE NEXT TIME THE WINDS OF FORTUNE WILL BRING YOU PROSPERITY UPON THE PURCHASE OF SUCH A TICKET'' * 
 
 `` I think that's it for now thank you Mezreal'' 
 
 The Genie looks perplexed for a few seconds before shrugging his huge shoulders and the room once again plunged into darkness, only this time a second later it was back to it's illuminated self. 
 
 `` Only 2 wishes Mr Jacobs?'' 
 
 `` Yes that's all for now thank you'' he repeats, sweat beginning to bead on his brow `` Here'' Jacobs passes the Lamp to the Lawyer. 
 
 `` Wow! no client has every given me a whole wish before, generally I just get a percentage of their wealth!, but why Mr Jacobs?'' 
 
 Jacobs is clearly struggling for breath, but still manages a smile `` Oh i'm a gonner Mr Whilems, got cancer everywhere, but'cough' my kids will end up rich when I pass on and also no-one else kids will suffer like me after the cures ready, had to do it slow you see and get a human to actually make the cure. Like you said when I came into the office the genie is a trickster, better remove him and get people to make their own wishes come true!'' 
 
 `` Have a nice day Mr Whilems, i'm off to the newsagents, use the wish wisely will you?'' 

