[ WP ] Your favorite musician/celebrity needs your help to hide a body . The circumstances are unclear , but they 're probably in the wrong . What do you do ?

I just got out from watching American Hustle and I really enjoyed it, god damn Jennifer Lawrence is amazing I said to one of my friends, when coming out of the Cinema I get a call from an unknown number. 
 
 `` ugh I hate these'' I turn and say to Dan 
 
 `` It could be important'' he replies, he always was nosy. 
 
 I give Dan the keys to the car and tell my two friends Dan and Oli to go and get in the car, maybe get the engine going because it is pretty cold whilst I go and take this call. 
 
 `` hello?'' I said hesitantly 
 
 `` Oh my god hello? I-I-I need your help'' a mysterious voice replied 
 
 I had heard that voice before but I just could n't put a name to it. 
 
 `` who's calling?'' I asked 
 
 `` It's uhhh, it's Jennifer Lawrence...'' 
 
 `` ha! ok sure... and what is it you want help with?'' 
 
 `` I'm serious and well I need help hiding a body'' I could tell by the tone of her voice that she was telling the truth 
 
 `` right well I do --'' she interrupted before I could finish 
 
 `` Listen, please just meet me at your local bar in 20 minutes'' 
 
 `` how do you know where my local bar is?'' I demanded 
 
 `` Mclarens? right? I know people'' This made me think she was serious. 
 
 I rushed back to my car told Dan to shift out of the drivers seat, and shot off to Mclarens, on the way there Dan joked 
 
 `` Told you it was important'' 
 
 After arriving early, we found a seat with four chairs, I ordered 3 beers and a brandy for Jennifer Lawrence, y'know probably classy and all. 
 
 `` Brandy!?!'' Dan said louder than he probably should have 
 
 `` She's probably classy'' I replied chuckling 
 
 We were sat down for a good 5 minutes before someone wearing a hat and large sunglasses sat down at our table and said 
 
 `` Oooo brandy, classy'' 
 
 I winked at Dan as his whispered `` for fucks sake'' under his breath. 
 
 I asked her if it was ok if my friends sat with us as they just came out of the cinema with me when I got the call, she said it was ok. they still had no idea what she was doing here, I did n't tell them on the way. 
 
 `` So...'' I said awkwardly 
 
 `` Look, I just found it in my trunk, I did n't do it but if I go to the cops then they'll think it's me and if the media find out and that is probably just as bad!'' 
 
 `` Found what in your trunk?'' Oli interupted 
 
 `` A body...'' 
 
 `` A BODY!'' Dan shouted, probably to loudly again 
 
 `` Yes and I need Lawrence's help to hide it, and well I guess your help now you know about it'' 
 
 `` Have I just been dragged into a crime? Oli I think we've just been dragged into a crime, Oli?'' Dan always talked to much when he was nevous. 
 
 `` I mean I'll help you and all, I think you're great but I do n't believe you just found it in the boot of your car... regardless if you do n't want me to ask questions about that, I wont, but I will ask wheres the body now?'' 
 
 `` Still in the trunk'' 
 
 `` Still in the trunk!?!?!?!?'' Dan said, too loud again.... 
 
 `` Jesus Dan shut the fuck up.'' 
 
 `` sorry'' 
 
 After more conversing and Dan shouting we decided to get in her car and go somewhere a bit more secluded and spit ball ideas of where to hide this thing, I said we should just bury it, Dan said he had a boat and we should just dump it at sea and Oli, well Oli did n't care, he was just along for the ride. 
 
 After some bickering in the car Jennifer decided to go with Dan's Idea to which he said `` ha!'' he knows how much I like her and so probably just wanted to piss me off, we finally arrived at where Dan docks his yatch, not a big one but a nice one none the less, after some heavy lifting we got the body on the boat and set sail for... no where, just away from shore and we dumped the body into the ocean to which I said 
 
 `` so... why me, why did you call some random guy from England to help dispose of a body?'' 
 
 `` you killed him'' she replied.
