[ WP ] A man wakes up one day to find that he had gained a superpower . The next day , he gains another , completely random and new superpower . This continues everyday . At first , everything seems fine , even awesome . Until his randomly generated superpowers started to conflict with each other ...

It all started quite suddenly when one morning, while eating my cereal I accidently chewed off most of my spoon. I was reading the newspaper before heading out for work and just wondered where that rich new taste came from. Apparently steel has quite a nice taste to it that goes well with cereal and milk. 
 
 I was a little scared at first, but intrigued at the same time. I could n't resist and while I had missed work that day and I was running out of cutlery by the end of it, I had found a surprising number of things steel went well with. 
 
 After falling asleep in the evening I was woken up by my phone ringing. It was my boss' secretary inquiring on what was wrong with me the day before. I noticed her anger right away, it felt almost oppressive even through the phone, it felt quite tangible even and without realizing what I did I reached out to her. I soothed her Rage, I dampened her Pride and encouraged her Laziness and even gave her Lust a little nudge. before she knew it her Anger had subsided, she did n't feel much like talking to me about my failure any more, she even got a little flirty before we ended that call. 
 
 It was at that point that I realized that I had irrevocably changed. When I closed my eyes I could sense the people around me, I could feel their sins weighing on them, I could feel the anger in all those drivers stuck in the traffic outside my apartment, I could sense the laziness creeping around my lovely downstairs neighbours son, I could feel it all and I could nudge on it, I could dampen the drivers anger, I could take of some of my neighbours laziness, I drew on his pride and jealousy, and knew he'd get away from the TV and do his homework for once. 
 I still did n't leave my Apartment, but I did n't need to. I closed my eyes, breathed slowly and nudged anyone close enough into a better life right from where I was sitting. 
 As I got hungry a little I started eating on the little cutlery I had left. It was n't as novel any more but still filled the stomach quite nicely. 
 I had spend most of the day nudging and encouraging my neighbours towards a better life before I finally fell asleep again the next night. 
 
 As I awoke on the third day I immediately noticed the new change in myself. At once I could see not just through one pair of eyes, I could see through many eyes and I saw many worlds. I saw all these worlds through my many eyes and while none was quite alike, each of them seemed intriguing and even beautiful in their own way, but in each of them the sins of men weighed them down. 
 All throughout the multitude of Worlds all throughout billions of iterations of both myself and the world I could feel men weighing themselves down. I gained so much knowledge when I awoke. I knew I could eat almost anything now. Most of my parallel selves had eaten at least a bit of cutlery but some of them had started eating their, plates, their clothes, their furniture. one of them had started eating his tapestry and one had eaten most of his kitchen, but none of us needed to do that any more. One crafty parallel of mine had found that he could eat not just air and light, but even the emotions and sins that weighed down all men. 
 
 So all of us had a feast that day. We ate away all the sins weighing down humanity, we fed ourselves like gluttons, while trying to help the rest of men along the way. 
 When we had eaten most of the sins however we noticed that the men did not live more carefree lives. Most of them seemed to have lost their motivation and so a billion versions of me sat down once more and thought about the complexity of life and the universe before slowly we all fell asleep. 
 
 When I awoke the next day I had learned that there were not in fact many of us there was no difference between us, there was no need to differentiate between myself and my parallels any more and there was no need to differentiate between me and the rest of humanity. I understood how to help all men. I would bring them unity. I would bring unity to everything. 
 I opened my mouth wide and I started by consuming my other selfs truly uniting us. When I was whole I again started consuming. I devoured my couch, my TV, my whole apartment in an ever-growing maelstrom. I devoured my house, my street, my neighbours. I would bring unity to the world and all of humanity, but even more than that. I would bring final unity. 
 
 I devoured the world, I devoured the universe, I broke down the walls between all the universes and devoured the multiverse itself. When I was done there was nothing left but me. I was happy because I knew I had n't destroyed anything. I had unified it all. I could feel it all trembling inside me. The Multiverse might have collapsed, but I am benevolent. I brought unity but now that I had reached it I finally acquired the last secret there ever was. Unity and conformity are stagnation. So I decided to slowly break things apart again. I did n't want to stagnate. The world should be ever-changing. It should grow. There is so much more beauty in the chaos of separation than in the order of unity. 
 And so I start again by dividing the light from the darkness. 
 
 [ Here now the Powers I got from the randomized link up there, but I chose the order of appearance myself: [ Matter Ingestion ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Ingestion ), [ Sin Manipulation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Manipulation ), [ Parallel Existence ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parallel_Existence ) and [ Omnificence Genesis ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnificence_Genesis ). ] 
 
 Edit: 
 I changed a load of typos, some grammar errors and just some of the sentences that seemed a bit weird to me on reading it again.
