[ WP ] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations . Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now . The aliens are very confused how we got here .

The chief inspectorate walked into the conference chamber with a concerned look on his wizened blue face. He faced the three investigators and gave them a sad glance. 
 
 `` Two of you have obviously made mistakes, as all three of you have given differing reports on this'Earth' planet''. 
 
 The three different coloured investigators looked at each other nervously. 
 
 `` Now, it's not the first time people have made mistakes and I'm willing to overlook it, but we need the correct information to move on. So, did two of you not go and make it up? Or did you end up on the wrong planets?'' 
 
 The first investigator looked up to protest. `` I went! My report is correct, they are a pre-warp society, but post-nuclear!'' 
 
 The second investigator looked at him appalled. `` No!'' He shouted `` they are a post- combustion society, but they're still pre-atomic-forge! You ca n't split an atom without an atomic forge! Not without destroying a city!'' 
 
 The third investigator looked up at them grimly. `` You both must of gone to the wrong planet. They're not even post-war yet, how could a species be clever enough to master combustion and split the atom, but dumb enough to still kill people based on race, religion or culture?'' 
 
 The chief inspectorate had heard enough. Dismissing the three he decided to visit the planet himself. Accessing the information on his screen, he had the computer select three destinations at random. `` All nice and close to each other at least'' he muttered, making his travel plans for Kandahar, Aleppo and Gaza.
