[ CW ] Re-tell a popular/well-known story but do so using a different author 's writing style

It was all a dream 
 
 I got a basket of berries n' cream 
 
 Through the woods and over a babblin' stream 
 
 To Granny's house I ride 
 
 Every Saturday, Granny's oatmeal cookies is bona fide 
 
 Pink and gold chains and red slacks 
 
 With the hood to match 
 
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 Pull up next to Granny's house 
 
 Notice a shady n**** checkin' me out 
 
 Hairy, scary, and puttin' on a woman's blouse 
 
 Open the door; see Granny's sitting' there 
 
 Smokin' weed, blastin' Dre, on a patent leatha' easy chair 
 
 Ask about the clown outside 
 
 Granny just stares with red glossy eyes 
 
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 Still thinkin' bout that shady-looking, black male Wookiee 
 
 Head my ass to the kitchen, to grab me a cookie 
 
 With cool milk I consume 
 
 Then it's back to the livin' room 
 
 Where I'm met with an overwhelming sense of doom 
 
 Drank too much Private Stock, cuz this shit's uncanny 
 
 But starin' at me is two confused lookin' grannies 
 
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 They each tellin' me I they granddaughter 
 
 Actin' like we cool like Welcome Back Kotter 
 
 Now I got ta figure out who be the liar 
 
 But it's easy like tellin' Cosby from Pryor 
 
 Cos while one of'em's eyes are big, bad, and mean 
 
 My Granny's are red from smokin' that green 
 
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 `` Hood Ridin''' by Notorious B.I.G Bad Wolf
