[ TT ] A child is kidnapped . Outraged , the monsters that live under their bed and in their closet vow to find them .

We the closetkin monster clan intend to rescue the boy. 
 
 `` Not so fast. We of the Underbed have also decided to find the manchild.'' 
 
 We call him the the boy. Man child is an offensive term to us. Please respect the boy. 
 
 `` You closetkin and your rigid standards. We'll find the manchild ourselves. First, we torture the parents.'' 
 
 What! Please, the underbed monsters must not engage in murder and violence. That's why you were banished to the underbed. 
 
 `` We chose to resettle here. We were not banished. But it's good to know the latest closetkin propaganda has n't change in a thousand generations.'' 
 
 The underbed monsters have nothing but lies for us. We'll find the boy on our own. 
 
 `` What's your plan if not torture any human in our path?'' 
 
 We'll only torture those we think are hiding something. Eventually someone will have seen the boy and will want to help a monster. 
 
 `` By then the manchild will be back safe in his bed. No thanks to you closetkin.'' 
 
 Eat it underbeds. 
 
 the end 
 

