[ WP ] You discover the source code to universe.exe and give yourself admin rights

A determined grin ran across my face as I sort through the code before I run it, knowing how it runs in practical application. Within my exploration, I discovered a marvelous global function that sets the precedent for how literal objects interact with each other throughout the program. The only issue with this function is that a specific object had a local function that had a completely different set of `` rules'', the object in question being named `` blackHole''. I removed the different local function, which gave the global function its ability to run within the object again. There was an equation that was checking itself every planck time that would update the expansion rate of the universe. The only issue that I found with that is that the programmer did n't realize that the program would self-implode within some gargantuan amount of time. In an effort to assist the coding team, I changed the 3D positional function such that its derivative would never equal 0, but would rather only approach it. After a few more tweaks and small updates, I ran the file again. I could immediately feel myself become lighter, as the expansion rate was higher than the coding team intended it to be. I returned back to the source code and changed the gravitational constant to compensate for this larger expansion rate. I ran the program again, to which nothing was all that different, other than the knowledge that the program was more stable.
