[ WP ] Humans are reviled by other alien species for a simple , yet apparently harmless ( to other humans ) characteristic .

``... Sulfur?'' 
 
 Zakka nodded his rear-end. `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` From their --'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` So what you are saying is that this species emit --'' 
 
 `` Sulfur, yeah.'' 
 
 Zalg paused for a second and clenched his buttholes slightly, as if in the midst of an epiphany. 
 
 `` But that means...'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` Aw shit. I... I drew pictures of humans for my astrobiology class. I was proud and showed my astroteacher and everything... I thought she just did n't like it. I mean, she looked uncomfortable as hell and all but...'' 
 
 `` Hey, we've all been there.'' 
 
 `` It's *embarreyesing*.'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` So... Mars?'' 
 
 `` Not astroterraformed.'' 
 
 `` Damnit! The Milky Way sucks!''
