[ WP ] Everyone thinks you 're a compulsive liar , you actually really do have ridiculous stuff happen to you on a regular basis- please , share your stories .

On your way to work, you are crossing a pedestrian crossing when suddenly you notice the street lights. Purples instead of Greens. Whites instead of Reds. You simply sigh, massage your temples in expasperation, and walk on. 
 
 Before you actually get to the front gate of your office building, yo've already seen a color-changing dog, a burger stand seemingly levitating a few feet above ground, two grannies duking it out in an empty alleyway and a couple of wall-walking cats. Already seen all those, you think to yourself as you pass the reception and head to the elevators. 
 
 When the familiar noises of the office hit you upon entering your floor, you, for what seems like the millionth time, consider telling your co-workers about the thing you've seen during your daily walk to work, only to shake your head and shrug it off. It's not like they'd believe you this time.
