[ WP ] Grandma was an excellent mutant . She could read minds and even influence them . She never used her powers for bad , until she got dementia and came to stay with us ...

`` Go on...'' 
 
 `` Well, then the grandmother has the guy go to town with his sister. Yeah, bobbing his head like this. Granny then has the sister start grabbing hold of, you got it, like this. All the while, she's got mom and dad holding these things up, yeah, you got it. 
 
 She was a batty old granny, and hound to boot. By the end of the night, all four of them were collapsed on the floor in a large puddle of fluids painting a palette of a morning sunrise, covered in elmer's glue. None had a clue how long the night had gone, or how far granny had gone.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know, what do you call it?'' 
 
 `` The Aristocrats'' 

