[ WP ] Instead of killing him , a timetraveller tells Hitler how future generations will remember him .

`` You're basically the world's biggest dick dude'' I said, insistingly. 
 
 `` But I have to get elected, I have to fix the German economy that the Jews have ruined!'' he rebutted, his rectangular moustache glared at me and looking at his face was surreal, he was different in person then the countless photos, films and books. 
 
 `` Look, you are basically about to commit genocide I am telling you, why do you think I bothered to come all this way?'' 
 
 `` Ok, ok, I wo n't aim to lead Germany in anyway I will take up fishing or something!'' 
 
 I breathed a sigh of relief, he finally saw reason. I holstered the laser pen I was holding that I would have used to incinerate him if he refused, tilted my hat and walked away. 
 
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 The return pad was ready to go as a blasted back to my time. When the flashing lights faded, I groggily looked at my commanding chief, I had returned. 
 
 `` Did it work?'' he asked, his face too close to mine for my eyes to focus. 
 
 `` I think so.'' I replied as his face slowly focused into view. I could n't help but stare at his newly grown rectangular moustache. 
 
 `` Whats with the moustache sir?'' I had to ask. 
 
 `` Why, this is the Charlie Chaplin its come back into fashion again and my wife loves it, what do you think?'' he replied.
