[ WP ] The Apocalypse has come , several of them actually . They do n't get along .

Pandemic sits by the fire wondering if the elements are going to show up. It's already a shitshow, might as well turn it into shitstorm. Stupid humans grew too fast, too soon, and now here we all are trying to fight over who gets to cull the herd. 
 
 `` I've been the tool of population control for thousands of years!'' War yelled, `` Why are we arguing? I'd even concede to taking Pestilence along.'' 
 
 `` Why not Pandemic, War? Scared she'll outshine you? ``, prodded Genocide, `` I never thought a big aggressive guy like you would be scared of a little sickness.'' 
 
 War roars, `` Well Pestilence can project to Pandemic and I like him more.'' 
 
 `` We ca n't keep fighting over this, or they will show up sooner or later.'' Pestilence finally speaks up. `` Yes, I can tap into and project Pandemic once War reaches a certain area coverage, but it may take too long to reach maximum effect for War and me.'' Pestilence was starting to ramble, `` Maybe if Pandemic and Genocide take half, and we take half... Its just how much credit we're willing to give up. And,'' 
 
 `` Stop. No, I want to lead this.'' War demanded. 
 
 Genocide looks at Pandemic and whispers, `` if we do n't just fucking start everyone's going to lose credit.'' 
 
 Pandemic just shrugs her shoulders. She keeps watching the building, one of four they've been watching for years, trying to find some sign that would tell them how much time they have. War and Pestilence are having their own quiet conversation. 
 
 Genocide takes the shrug as confirmation to continue. `` We need to just split up and spread. The new ones are coming soon and we can stop them! We can set this fucking them back thousands of years. We can put off total annihilation of humans for thousands of years!'' 
 
 `` C'mon Gen, you really want to continue the human race after all the shit that they've caused? The shit they're about to cause?'' Pandemic asked, looking to at the building a hundred yards away, thinking of the other three spread 
 around the world. 
 
 
 Genocide looked at her with sad eyes, `` I just want to continue existing, Pan.'' 
 
 `` Damn dude.'' 
 
 `` Yea, and if we can stop them from existing another thousand years, then /we get to exist/ for that thousand years.'' 
 
 Pandemic wanted to save Gen of the heartache of nonexistence but all Pandemic wanted was to let loose and drift into nonexistence. 
 
 Pan guesses she can work with War and Pestilence to stop Zombie, Robot, Nuclear, and Genetically Modified from taking over and completely destroying the Earth. Guess it's time to cull the herd. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Long time lurker, first time poster. 
 Criticism welcomed. 
 

