[ WP ] '' If I am elected , I will not rest until I am impeached . ''

Ok, so I raised the retirement age... that sure will do it. It must! No one can be THAT stupid! I am surprised I am still sitting in this chair. I honestly had thought they would kick me out when I had taken away the women voting rights... seriously! Or after I made education a second priority and costs for schools so incredibly that only every other child can go to school. 
 
 Why has no one tried to assasinate me yet? No conspirancies... no bad blood... no revolts... even after I had introduced fingerprint scans at every working place... they have cameras in their bathrooms now! Why is no one crying out? Or do they really buy this *protection* garbabe I have been feeding them? It ca n't be... 
 
 Maybe I need to take some more drastic measures... simply making them work until they die wo n't do it I am afraid. Some of them even seem to like it! Maybe if I bring foreign countries onto the playing field. Or better! Ethnicity! Some strategically placed racism could solve the problem... Asians! People always beleived they were smarter. Let's blame everything that is bad on them! Worked for the Nazis, should work for me.... They WILL impeach me! Even if I have to take away their education completly! 
 
... or maybe that is the problem....
