[ WP ] You wake up in your honeymoon suite only to find your wife 's lifeless body beside you with a purple pulsating mass growing on her neck .

The birth of Helmet Bro. 
 
 `` Zulayka..? What's happened to you?'' Still in a daze, I turn around, drawn by a slithering sound near the door. I freeze. What I see no man has ever seen. A huge, purple floating eyeball, with three purple tentacles. The creature stared at me for what seemed like a minute. He then flicked one of his tentacles, emitting a laser projectile straight at the purple mass that has now grown to become my wife's neck. It exploded. She exploded. No, I did not see her blood and guts and brains erupt and scatter all over the place. She simply dematerialised into thin air. I stared in horror. The love of my life had just faded out of this world, right in front of my eyes. 
 
 `` Thank you for your contribution. I shall spare you, other human. That will do.'' 
 
 He then proceeded to crack the ground in front of him with a laser beaming out of his eye. The crack seemed to open up into a very dark place, glowing with purple rays. 
 
 `` w-wait'', I stammered, as he began to enter the rift he had just created. `` Why did you kill my wife? Who are you?'' 
 
 `` I go by the name of Vel'Koz. I am driven by the love of knowledge and learning everything about all that exists in this universe.'' 
 
 `` Wha-... How is killing my wife even relevant to that?'' 
 
 `` Ah, you simple humans.. such narrow scope of thinking, incapable of understanding the true, efficient methods of accruing information. Too caught up in your'human rights' and'morals' to see past them and advance.'' 
 
 `` And what exactly are those true methods?'' 
 
 He declared with grandeur: 
 `` Knowledge through... disintegration.'' 
 
 He slipped between the cracks.. and I found myself following him. If the last person I truly love and care about is gone, I do n't see a reason to stay in this world. It has n't been treating me well, to say the least. 
 
 I managed to grab a mock-up of an ancient helmet hung on the wall and jumped into the rift just before it closed, into another world in this universe. A place called'The Void'. 
 
 That was the beginning of all of my so-called adventures. The multitude of near-death experiences that I barely survive only to find myself on the brink of death yet again. 
 
 Yet I never gave up, for I.. 
 
..I am Helmet Bro. 
 
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 Inspired by League of Legends, which is where I got the character Vel'Koz. 
 
 Edit: Revamped based on criticisms
