[ WP ] In 2016 , a man claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus , and he can prove it .

`` I can prove it! I can prove that I am JESUS!'' said the shaggy middle-aged man in front of me. He was rocking back and forth in his chair and was dipping his fingers in his cup of water, obviously in an attempt to transmute it into wine. I said nothing and just allowed him to continue. He took the cup which clearly had n't turned into wine despite multiple attempts, and sculled all of the water. He then slammed the cup back down onto the table. The man glanced at the corner of the room and his gaze remained there for a few seconds before looking back towards me. `` I am Jesus which is why those damned chemists never allow any discounts on Clarityne. I go to them all high and mighty on their silver thrones and ask politely day after day for justice. But do they care? Nope! All they say to Jesus is to pick up your goddamn fries and move down the counter to fill it up with your own damn ketchup.'' 
 
 I scribbled something on the notepad on my lap. The man continued rambling. 
 
 `` Fuckin', make America great again but they did n't even offer goddamn mustard. They're out there you know. All of them on the bridges and in the bathrooms.'' 
 
 `` OK, thanks Jerry,'' said the woman sitting beside me.'Jesus' got up from his chair and casually walked out of the room, closing the door behind him very gently. 
 
 `` Now,'' said the woman to me calmly. `` If you only take one thing away from your psychiatry rotation, take away that. That man was'thought-disordered'.'' I scribbled more notes down. The woman spoke again. `` Let's go up a bit on his risperidone and make sure he's written up for regular and PRN lorazepam. OK let's break for lunch and then see the rest of the patients in the high dependency unit after.'' 

