[ WP ] The Empire Strikes us..

Phil the nerd had been experiencing this weird feeling in his chest for the past week, but on one summer morning Phil wakes up to see his childhood come to life. He sees Imperial warships destroying the landscape and Stormtroopers marching in the streets to bring Imperial rule to society. Phil turns his head to the giant *New Hope* poster on his wall to slowly grow a smile on his face as he says, `` It's finally come true.'' 
 
 Phil runs out of his house to admire the Stormtroopers raiding the neighborhood. In one of the houses, a dark, caped figure lurks around as he demands his troops to find the plans. Phil sees a lightsaber in the Sith's hand and reaches for it as it had always been his dream to hold a lightsaber. The Dark Lord notices this and cuts off Phil's hand. Phil retracts his arm to see a stump where his hand used to be and pouts in disappointment. He then notices his body being lifted from the ground and his breath leaving his body as the Dark Lord holds out his hand. Phil thinks to himself, `` Darth Vader's actually chocking me... This is so cool!''
