[ WP ] That 's odd . You 've never had fangs before .

That's odd. I've never had fangs before. 
 
 They're kind of admirable. They're kind of pretty. 
 
 I had this weird-ass dream last night. Some weird-ass cobra was telling me I should dance and stuff. And tell the world to dance and stuff. 
 
 I look up to the sky. 
 
 I will make the world great again. I will make people feel alive again. I will make everything beautiful again - the way it was before technology invaded our lives the way it has now. 
 
 I slither my way over to my bathroom, and realize I ca n't reach my mirror. 
 
 Wait. 
 
 When did I start slithering? 
 
... Where are my legs? 
 
 Holy fuck. I manage to get myself up to my own sink. 
 
..... 
 
 When did I turn into a cobra?
