[ WP ] To keep up with challenges by mortals , Death must master every new game that comes up . But there 's one game that he just ca n't figure out for the death of him .

I do n't understand how he doese it. 
 
 There are so many rules that come and go 
 
 I do n't understand the goal of it either 
 
 Yet everytime i play this ball game the winner always makes sense 
 
 There's no denying he wins the game, he knows all the rules, all the strategy, everything... 
 
 That must be the reason it's named after him 
 
 He's here again 
 
 This time however, I was ready. 
 
 `` Welcome Calvin! Are you ready to play? 
 
 I have found the stick if invincibility you mentioned last time, it took me 30 souls and a trek to the great tree of elders to find it but It's HERE. are you ready to lose!?'' 
 
 He looks at me with his wide smile and spiky yellow hair 
 
 `` Too bad it only works on bases 2 and wicket 9, besides I have the glasses of all seeing so your stick does n't work.'' 
 
 `` But you do n't have glasses on.'' 
 
 `` Duh they're invincible.'' 
 
 `` Wait do n't you mean invisible? `` 
 
 `` Is your stick invisible?'' 
 
 `` I uh...'' 
 
 `` Did n't think so, ok let's play Calvinball!''
