[ WP ] The rusted , mechanical switch sat on the table of the abandoned , run-down log cabin located , deep in the Allegheny Forest . A crude message was carved into the table with an arrow pointing to the switch , `` Do n't '' .

Breaking through the brush, Tim finds himself in a small clearing, slowly being reclaimed by the forest. But it was n't the clearings haunting beauty or it's intense silence that grabbed his attention. It was the old dilapidated cabin several meters away. The roof was halfway collapsed and its walls strained and worn from years of nature trying to reclaim it's property. Being the adventurer he is Tim ca n't help but tear the vegetation away from the rotting door and slowly push it open. That action caused a small creak to invade the silence of the cabin. But it was quickly snuffed out by hungry silence. The cabin's interior was worse than the outside. What once could have been cozy was rotting into nothing. 
 
 Except for a sturdy old dinner table with a rusted switch bolted into the middle of it. Examining the table closer he finds the word `` do n't'' sloppily cut into the wood. Pondering for fives seconds Tim comes to the conclusion that if he flips that switch two things could happen. 
 
 One. Nothing and some dolt just bolted a switch to his table. 
 
 Two. Some paranormal demon shit would happen and end with him getting killed or sodomized most likely both. 
 
 Actually he forgot the third option. It opens up a passage to some super secret military facility. In which he would be detained by the security and promptly and generously water boarded. 
 
 So he decided on option four. Fuck this shit I'm out. 
 
 I do n't submit much so toss me some pointers please. And do n't be nice give me a good ol' slap of reality. 

