[ WP ] The human soul is a confirmed , measurable entity that enters everyone after birth . You have finally come to the realization that yours never showed up .

`` Right this way sir'', the nurse said 
 
 I followed her down the long hall to the examination room.'' The doctor will see you shortly'' she said with an uncomfortable smile. 
 
 All this talk of souls is nonsense, voodoo. What a waste of time. My family is convinced all my health problem stem from an anomaly in my soul. Ha. I guess its better to appease them, maybe it is a good thing they're not too eager to inherit this empire I've built with nothing but my own good ol' American opportunistic mastery and cunning. 
 
 The doctor enters with a look of bewilderment on his face. He does n't say a word. 
 
 `` Well spit it out Doc, I do n't have all day'', I yell. 
 
 `` Sir, It's just since we discovered the existence of human souls, I've never seen this before......'', he said in a panic. 
 
 `` Well what the hell is it, you damn fool, get to the point'' I yell once more. He takes a big deep breathe and finally replies: 
 
 `` Mr. Cheney, YOU HAVE NO SOUL!!!!''
