[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

`` Look here mate, countless other idiots barged in her and caused a ruckus, bones, dust, blood stains. This place is a complete tip. I mean hell the you have roaches everywhere I would n't be surprised if half your pile is just dead bits and pieces'' 
 
 Now, this is a strange fellow Ultos thought to him self. he was n't like the typical sought of human he's calm, polite, courteous and he's not eyeing my gold like the other pricks. A bit odd looking he supposed, pipe in his mouth scruffy clothes but you can excuse the clothes I mean Ultos is at the top of a mountain not the cleanest climb. You might be thinking though, why is a dragon listening to a human and not eating, burning and the other sorts of things dragons do to keep amused. You see this fellow new how to play a dragon, egotistical beasts really; they always have to have the biggest treasure pile. So old Ultos spoke no flames, he knew criticism when it was being directed at him and had to find out what was wrong with his pile. 
 
 `` You have my interest little man, what do you want? Gold, power, some old relic your great grandfather tried to stab me with?'' 
 
 The strange fellow chuckled. `` What do I want? Not much, booze, pipe grass, a bite eat now and again'' He squinted over the pile of gold `` None of these trinkets, I mean dusty old rocks at the end of the day. Quick question, what do you even do with all this garbage?'' he threw a coin on top of the pile it was lost in the sea of treasure to empathizes how pointless this whole thing was. 
 
 Old Ultos recoiled in shock flames licking out from his lips he snarled `` What do I do! I have it, all of it! It's not garbage it's gold, glorious, wondrous, beautiful gold!'' 
 
 Another condescending chuckle erupted from the fellow `` This, glorious? you live in squalor at the top of a mountain. The blimmin' Roach king is robbing you every day I mean look there! See that coin going down that crack?'' 
 
 And it was true, the Roach king was growing mighty rich, dragons are horrid at keeping track of all their wealth, and they grow accustomed to filth and roaches. Ultos looked in shock and horror and the little man. 
 
 `` I... well... I guess the place is a bit filthy and... you're right I guess, back in my youth I used to burn villages, slay kings. Ahh to be young again.'' 
 
 The strange fellow smirked `` You know, if you want to do me a favor and have some fun you could fly down this mountain, to the little castle at the ford in the river. The king there tried to tell me not to bother you, said your pile was n't even worth the effort.'' 
 
 Ultos's eyes glowed red `` He said what about my pile? Ohh that's it, we had a deal! Little man, I must go, please do stop in again some time.''
