[ WP ] A madman has found a way to weaponize catchy music . Write about the strike force sent to put an end to his earworms .

`` Soldiers!'' A tall man in green camo yells. `` You are the most pathetic, imbalanced, un-coordinated group of young awkward young men this planet has to offer, and it could offer a lot worse I'm sure!'' 
 
 Three of the young men hold up asthma inhalers. Two more wet themselves. 
 
 `` Because our enemy has complex grasp of normal human brainwaves, rhythm, patterns and social expectations, we ca n't send any force at him! So you twig thin sons-ah-disease ridden socially inept warriors will attempt to neutralize this globally threatening mastermind!'' 
 
 `` I have to raid with my guild tonight,'' One of them speaks up. `` Will we be back before eight?'' 
 
 The drill sergeant storms over. 
 
 `` Your guild is already giving this man all your gold!'' The drill sergeant looks him dead in the eye. 
 
 The scrawny soldiers jaw shakes. His eyes go white. He makes a very high pitched wheezing sound through is nose. 
 
 `` Exactly what we need!'' The drill sergeant backs off. `` Anyone else here play WoW? I guarantee this mad man has convinced your entire guilds to give up their account info!'' 
 
 Two seconds later we see this attack team parachuting from 30k feet up. Most of them have white foam at the mouth. Others are making crazy noises. None of them seem to be older than 15 years old.
