[ TT ] Write a Wild West adaption of a Greek myth . ( Inspired by the original cowboy , the minotaur . )

It was a war many years ago. 
 
 An Injun prince, known as Pari's fell for the gov'nor's wife when he was invited to the county of Sparta. Apparently, the savage captured her heart, and one day, her body as well. 
 
 The prince took her back to the land of his people, the land of Troi. It was easy to say that the Gov'nor was pissed. He called up his brother, a colonel of the Cavalry, and made plans for war against the Troigan tribe. 
 
 Sending a request for aid towards all the towns and counties of the West, the Cavalry was supplemented with many divisions of militiamen, intent of bringing back the Gov'nor's wife, and destroying the Troigans along the way. Two of the heroes of the war were found; Odysseus the professor, and Achilles the Warrior. Odysseus was ready for the war from the beginning, but Achilles was hiding as a store clerk. He was discovered quickly as a scream of bandits resulted with him as the only man in the centre of the town brandishing a revolver. 
 
 With our heroes among the militia and the military, we made our way to the lands of Troi. And as such, the Troigan war began.
