[ WP ] God answers all of your prayers , and only your prayers . God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor .

Never tried one of these before but I would like to start doing them daily. Not sure if I fully understand the format but oh well, here it goes. 
 
 The wind blew from the north, bringing with it an armada of hats. Pharrel hats to be specific. The world was littered with them, ever since the mandate came down from the Inernational Government Cafe and Bake Shop ( a combination global gov't building/world reknowned bakery. ) The mandate stated you were to wear a Pharrel hat at ALL times, that or commit the honorable act of seppuku. Those were the options, there was no middle ground. The Eastern Coast, and the Western coast for that matter, were littered with disemboweled bodies. Men and women who exercised free will for the last time. Aside from these, no human body roamed freely any longer. The women lived together under one roof, the last remaining human community. The rest of the world, the men, lived alone. One word, well, actually two connected words: auto-felatio. Achieved through divine intervention, AKA the divine removal of several no longer necessary vertebrae, auto-felatio changed everything. Paired with the miraculous money storms, hailing money on the world and wreaking havoc on the world economy, the societal pairing of man and woman was no longer. Now that the entirety of man could suck their own dick, their was little need or time for anything else. In fact, I must go. I can no longer tell you of this world, for you see... this dick is n't going to suck itself. 
 
 Thoughts on my first ever response? 

