[ WP ] `` Yer a lizard , Harry . '' is an actual quote from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer 's Stone .

`` But I do n't want to be a Slytherin!'' 
 
 `` Sorry that's what the sorting hat believes you'd be.'' 
 
 And after he had tried so hard. He waddled sadly over to his new hallmates. Draco Malfoy shot him both an angry yet congratulatory glance, which was thankfully interrupted by Hagrid, in a breach of protocol walking over to him. 
 
 `` What do you know? Yer a lizard, Harry.'' Hagrid grinned. 
 
 `` Hagrid, snakes are n't even lizards. For a animal loving groundskeeper you know bugger all about classifications for creatures.'' Said a nearby Ravenclaw, looking heavily displeased. Hagrid frowned and unceremoniously returned to his seat. 
 
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 Apologies if this makes little sense. I have not actually read the books and most of what I've gleaned has been through sheer force of pop-culture.
