[ WP ] Tell the origin story of the most awesome or most interesting character you can imagine .

The wind was rustling my hair and I felt as though I was floating in the sky, everyone thing seemed fine while I was asleep except for the fact that the wind seemed to be rustling my hair too roughly and instead of floating it was though as I was falling off wherever I had laid down. 
 
 
 Wait a minute! Where am I? My eyes were still closed and I had my hands tucked behind my head as I try to remember where I was and how I got wherever I was. First I was with John and we just got outfitted with new clothes fit for combat and style and we were just about to jump through the portal to the planet that was causing all the problems on Earth. 
 
 
 That's it! I'm on that new planet! But wait, I do n't remember entering the portal yet. Hmm... O shit! Now I remember Alex knocked both of us out, the bastard! He was always like that to us, we could n't get him back either with him being apart of God and everything. 
 
 
 So I should probably open my eyes right now, but it feels so good right now. I sigh as I finally take my hands off of my head and finally open my eyes only to see an empty clear blue sky. 
 
 
 He dropped us in the sky?! The fucking sky?! 
 
 
 This is gon na hurt I though to myself. I turned to face the earth, seeing a deep green forest, a sea, and a coastline town. Hmm that should be as good a spot as any. I pulled my arms and legs in plummeting even faster to this foreign planet. 
 
 
 Alex told us that he had already sent a couple hundred scouts earlier, scattering throughout the planet preparing for our arrival. The people here also seem to have a developed cultures similar to Earth and even spoke some form of English, Alex said it was apparently due to some people from Earth finding and entering portals to this world. 
 
 
 Hope I land in a land that speaks English or Chinese I thought to myself as I drew closer to the sea. 
 
 
 `` Here's Jonah!'' I bellowed as I broke into the water with a thundering sound. Is it a bit too exaggerated of an entrance? Maybe, but is it any less epic? Hell no. 
 
 
 I returned back to the surface with a gasp and a hardy laugh possibly scarring the two men on a small row boat that I had just noticed. They were possibly father and son as both resembled one another and were definitely wet as they were drenched from head to toe still holding on to what looked like fishing poles but were already broken. 
 
 
 The father finally spoke `` A-a-are you a g-g-god?'' He was shaking whether that was from the cold or fear was hard to distinguish. `` Uhm no hahaha.'' I lied ( about being a mortal ) `` I'm just a man, falling from the sky, possibly braking the sound barrier who was just trying to take a nap.'' I gave him my best smile but from the looks of it he probably would n't bite the bait ( Hahaha see what I did there? ) 
 
 
 `` Good enough for me pa'' The younger one spoke, he was probably around my age 16 or 15 `` Now let's git ya outa there, ya must be freezin.'' He stretched out his hand. At least there are n't trying to kill me, that's always a good thing, most of the time. I grabbed his hand as I try to get on their fishing boat, his father quickly came to help. 
 
 
 `` Thanks'' I said to them while I was looking around, the father seemed to have noticed and asked `` Ya lost sumthin'?'' a small amount of sarcasm and a tiny laugh in the question. 
 
 
 I looked into the sky and saw it finally, first only being a small red line in the vast sky it slowly became larger as it got closer ( as most things falling from the sky tend to do ) The two sharing puzzled glances at one another. It finally slammed into my hand as the force nearly yanked me off of the boat, uh-oh this might be bad need to put some particles on the boat, feeling the small amount of power well up within me and stick to the boat and the other two. The force was indeed strong pulling both me and now the boat several meters from where we were before. 
 
 The two both repeatedly switched their sights between me, their feet, and the thing in my hand. `` Wha- How-'' the father managed to spit out before his son simply asked in a loud manner `` What in the gods is that thing?'' pointing to the long object I held 
 
 
 `` Never seen a long di-'' I caught my self `` I mean this is my staff, I do n't think I'v introduced myself I'm Jonah Wulong, at your service.''
