[ WP ] `` The Huns are coming . ''

``... THE HUNS ARE COMING!'' 
 
 Mr. Larenson always had a way of pulling us into the lesson, this month we're studying China, which of course means there has to be some mention of the Huns. 
 
 `` ARE ANY OF YOU EVEN LISTENING, I SAID THE HUNS ARE COMING!'' 
 
 A few kids fake a terrified scream, Mr. Larenson just laughs. 
 
 `` Alright guys, the Huns are coming, The Great Wall has n't been built yet, what do you do?'' 
 
 `` Run?'' `` Fight them!'' `` Can we just roll over and die?'' 
 
 `` Some very good answers, but no. First we have to figure out where they're com..'' 
 
 *Knock. Knock. Knock. * Followed by the door gently opening. 
 
 `` Ah, Mr. Vargle, so nice of you to join us today.'' 
 
 `` Sorry. My mom's car broke down on the way here.'' 
 
 `` You're perfectly okay James, we're discussing the Huns today, Now tell me, The Huns are coming, what do you do?'' 
 
 `` Well, first. You uh.. You find where they're coming from, they surrounded the entire area around ancient China did n't they? And then once you find out where they are you, uh. You send your soldiers down to fortify that area.'' 
 
 `` Very good James. What happens next?'' 
 
 `` Well, Your soldiers die because you're outmatched by the Huns. And then you reevaluate your position.'' 
 
 `` Bravo James, Bravo. Care to continue?'' 
 
 `` Of course, you uh. You decide your best bet is to build something to keep them out, you probably start small, it works here and there, but you still have the problem of the Huns, so you keep making it bigger, and you start to have less problems until you've made it big enough that the Huns are no longer a threat.'' 
 
 `` Very well done Mr. Vargle. Just for giggles, what was this structure called?'' 
 
 `` Well Mr. Larenson.'' *Chuckling* `` Your mom.''
