[ WP ] A young boy does everything to impress his crush , but it 's not easy impressing an 18 year old when you 're only six .

I was going to woo her. In my tribe, if you liked someone, you had to fight them. I was going to do that. Kavena was a strong warrior. Many guys tried to woo her only to end up like sore losers with blood noses and stuff. She's eighteen and pretty. So, so pretty. Like an angel. 
 
 I am Gorgo. A lot of people say I am weak because I am young. But I say bwah! I'm six years old. That's a lot of years. I'm man enough. I even have one hair on my chest. Okay, okay. It's hair from my head that I taped on my chest. Whatever. It still counts. There's no rule book that says that does n't count. 
 
 She was in her tent, brushing her hair. I'm really sneaky. Like a ninja. I sneaked up on her and grabbed her with the strength of a bazillion- no! A gazillion warriors! I'm super tough and stuff. She struggled like a grizzly bear but I kept my hold. Eventually though, she threw me into the wall. 
 
 `` What!'' she shouted. `` You're just a kid.'' 
 
 I got up. My back was sore. Like really sore. I did n't even know it could get that sore. But I was n't gon na give up. Nuh uh. Mama said only the weak give up. I'm a warrior man. My hair just grows at a slower rate. It's not a big deal. Pfft. Who even cares? I do n't care. 
 
 `` Sorry kid, not interested.'' 
 
 Those words. They hurt me in the heart area. Like when mama does n't make lamb burgers. It's a bad feeling. 
 
 `` I'll prove to you I'm a man!'' I roared. Like a lion but more scarier and tougherer. 
 
 Kavena chuckled and it made me feel all warm and gooey. I think I blushed. No, I did n't actually. I'm a warrior. Warriors do n't blush. 
 
 `` Okay kid, show me what you got.'' 
 
 She accepted! I was so happy. I can finally beat up my love and prove I'm a strong warrior man. I charged. 
 
 She sidestepped. 
 
 I tumbled into a small hand-made table and grazed my knee. If I was a baby I would've cried. But I did n't cos I'm not a baby. 
 
 `` Are you crying?'' 
 
 Ignore her. She was just confused. 
 
 `` Let me take you home and we'll get you all patched up, okay mate?'' she said. 
 
 I did n't take the offer. Nuh uh. I charged again and this time I body slammed her through the ground. My muscles were big and stuff. Everyone else saw and they cheered. She married me after that and now we're one happy family. Gorgo the big strong warrior and Kavena, the really pretty angel. The end. Oh! Mama's making lamb burgers, I can smell it! I got ta go. Goodbye.
