[ CW ] Write a letter to the president without using the letter `` E ''

To mr. Obama. 
 
 Tumblr is bad, and you know that for a fact. SJW activism is harmful to USA and must stop. You should campaign a law commanding that SJWs must go to Africa to aid poor Africans so that SJWs will go away from our land and our WIFI. Funding to tumblr should go to imgur for quality posts and fun facts. Also jail miss Pao for ruining a functional location. 
 
 I also strongly ask of you to fund schools with big amounts of cash as schools may act as an important function for this country. If not this country may lack for scholarly folk. And that is bad, I think. 
 
 Yours truly and in faith, AO.
