[ WP ] Tell me a story , any story , but you may only say what DID N'T happen . Good luck .

What did n't happen you say? Well, I'll tell you. 
 
 
 Everything happened I supposed, from the beginning. The world was warm and bright, while a little cold at some times. It was a rich, a dirt pile with enough soil for the worms to eat, enough worms for the birds to eat, enough birds for the cats to eat, enough cats for the wolves to eat, then enough bears for man, the greatest of the worms, to eat. 
 
 
 But then nothing happened. It did n't stop. It simply did n't happen. Nothing was there. No lights, no sounds. Not even the person you are sitting next to happened. There was n't even an empty void. For how can you have a void of nothing when nothing happened? 
 
 
 Time never happened. The universe never happened. You never happened. All thanks to a vengeful god, the last of his species, who survived the battle of the heavens and was it's greatest killer. Whose mind dove into the wild and fire of insanity until he was nothing more than a beast. 
 
 
 And he too was nothing.
