[ WP ] You 're alone in a room with Hitler . After exchanging a good amount of small talk , he seems to actually be a pretty good guy , until ...

Fascinating. That's the only word I can use. I mean, this man who has been despised by the last 4 generations is... actually ok. I mean, once you get past his funny spell in 1939, he is quite a nice chap. Charming, smart, surprisingly humble in defeat, and funny. If he did n't go bat-shit crazy and try to take over the world, I am sure he would of been well liked. 
 
 `` So, why are zu here?'' Hitler spoke in alarmingly clear English. 
 
 `` Honestly, I do n't know. In all honesty I have no idea what this place is exactly.'' 
 
 Hitler chuckled, a warm chuckle that suited him well. `` This is an afterlife prison. Created in 3125 it has been taking those the owners believed did not suffer enough in real life, and makes them suffer for eternity. So, I'll ask again, what did zu do?'' 
 
 I gazed out of the small cell window, and I could see mass murderers and tyrants for miles. I knew why I was here. `` Adolf, you have seen my file, have you not?'' 
 
 `` Of corse. But all it says is your name. Either that or an italian restaurant name. I mean, who calls there child Osama?''
