[ WP ] Imagine if for one day everything that can go wrong , does go wrong .

Today's the busy day, right? 3 classes, a job interview in the morning, but at least I've got my girlfriend to keep me company. I do n't have many friends. I'm at a new university, I guess it's not that big a deal, I'll make them eventually right? 
 
 *10AM: My girlfriend breaks up with me over Facebook. * 
 
 Surely I will be fine, right? It ca n't get any worse. Whoops, maybe I should n't say that. Does n't that, like, jinx it or something? I do n't know. 
 
 *10:30AM: Job interview cancelled, position filled. * 
 
 Well, I guess I should n't worry; I was n't going to get it, at least I did n't go all the way over there! Besides, I've got class to take my mind off things. Maybe now's the time to make friends? I could use some. 
 
 *11AM: First class cancelled for the day, professor is sick. * 
 
 That's a positive! Woohoo, no class! I mean, sure, I need some companionship to get through the day, but I'm sure my other classes will be fine. I'll just hang out in the next class and wait for it to start. Maybe as people walk in, I can make friends. 
 
 *12:30PM: Second class cancelled, professor had an emergency. * 
 
 Got ta be optimistic about this. I ca n't let it drag me down. Sure, no class, but even if I did just waste an hour and a half doing nothing but playing chess online, at least there's another class, right? Got ta grab some lunch. 
 
 *1PM: No appetite, third class cancelled. * 
 
 Alright. I guess, uh... maybe I should just... go home for a bit. I'm sure I can sleep it off, I just need some rest I guess. 
 
 *4PM: Wake up, reality hits. 3 hours spent staring at a computer screen. * 
 
 *7PM: Go to store and return home by 8PM. * 
 
 No big deal, right? I've had a bad day, and sure I have nothing left, but I mean... well, fuck it. I'm on my way to a better place now. 
 
 *11PM: Body discovered hanging from ceiling*. 
 
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 Sorry, I know this was probably depressing and bad. The first half of it has happened to me, so I'm obviously a little weird in the head right now.
