[ WP ] Magic is discovered and it 's channeled with music . Modern nations dissolve and new countries rise in their place divided by the preferred music . In the frozen north lie the Metal kingdoms . Far to the south are the countries of Soul etc .

Ah, you see son... the world is finally at peace, but it will likely only last as long as the king survives. There used to be a Elvis who called himself king. Michael Jackson might have been able to do it. There's no one quite like King Al of course. 
 
 The Music Awakened and at first it was good. Musicians could suddenly summon and create things only they could imagine. A good number of them were killed outright by their own creations. The autotuners transformed into beautiful yet hideous beasts were captured and put on display in zoos which they really seemed to enjoy. 
 
 The government... I told you about those things. They tried to control it of course, but the power was everywhere and in everyone. Try to create a law to stop a man from singing. Not going to go over well. 
 
 After the first few very entertaining but terrifying weeks things seemed to settle down. 
 
 Large super churches in the south formed warlord like super choral gangs that taxed the people like crazy and magically forced their ways on everyone who could hear them. After the initial round of bloodshed they have since seemed to be a self-contained threat. 
 
 Inner cities pretty much literally exploded. Too much conflicting energies in too small a place? Gangster wrap gone wrong? No one seems to know what happened. 
 
 I do n't know what happened in other countries, but we've heard some rumors. Jamaica is a paradise. Almost literally heaven on earth. Some military ships tried to invade, but never returned. Lucky bastards. 
 
 As the governments fell away unable to cope with such massive change one man brought us all together. Weird Al. His magical ability to parody and repeat any music has made him the most powerful man the world has ever seen. Bands and choral groups have tried to take him on, but every challenger becomes his most devoted follower. The only ones who seem to be free of his dominion are those who choose to keep to themselves. 
 
 It is said Genghis Khan impregnated so many women there's a 1 % chance you're related to him. King Al may put that record to shame. 
 
 
 Someday I'll try to show you the videos of the before time. For now I want you to hide. King Al is coming to our city this week to put down the `` revolution'' folks. There's a good chance they'll end up without their lips or hunted by serial killers when he turns their anthem against them. Those poor men... too bad they said they were `` as bright as venus'' 
 
 Between him and Eminem I just hope we survive.
