[ WP ] He would have been a great inspirational speaker , if he did n't start every piece of advise with `` It 's like yo momma said to me last night . ''

`` It's like yo momma said to me last night. She said, this what she said. She said,'Brian, listen to me. Listen to me, B-Ri. In this world, you got ta remember one thing: the harder you work, the luckier you get. That's something you got ta remember Bri. You make your own luck. You put in that work, Bri-Bri, you're gon na notice the results.' And you know what, she right. You start working hard, boom, you gon na notice the results. Yo momma a smart lady, dawg. Listen to her more. Respect her. Treat her right. And you know what dawg, yo momma told me something else last night. You know what she said? She said:'B, listen up. You listenin'? Good. Always stay in the game. The game's gon na throw a whole lot of curve balls in yo face, and you got ta take'em as they come. You got ta deal with'em Bri. Deal with the ones you can, and learn to deal with ones you ca n't. It's that simple, Bri-Bri.' Have I told you yo momma a smart lady dawg? Because she is. She knows what she's talking about dawg. She ai n't a stupid stunna. Uh-uh. She a real one. Smart and pretty. Ey dawg, quick question, yo momma single, dawg?''
