Earth as we know it is visited by alien life . Upon the landing , a human emerges and says , `` Your species and mine are one in the same . Now it is time to bring you back to the Empire '' . [ WP ]

`` Commander, it seems that signs of life have been detected on Mother Earth since last contact 5.8 billion years ago.'' 
 
 `` Have they now? Get me an analysis of what exactly has formed and we'll report this to the Empire.'' 
 
 `` Commander, the FCCID is reporting evidence of zebras. And humans.'' 
 
 `` Is this a joke? Are you trying to tell me that after we left the damned rock, a new strain of humans has evolved by a crazy one in a googolplex chance?'' 
 
 `` Y-yes, the it appears to be that way, sir.'' 
 
 `` These humans would n't happen to be destroying the planet again, would they?'' 
 
 `` The FCCID reports significant damages to the ozone layer near the poles, mass extinctions of other non-human species, and harmful build-ups of the carbon dioxide humans activities appear to be emitting.'' 
 
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