[ WP ] You 've been dead for 67 days . You awake to the entire world watching the first human revival . Your revival .

She survived! `` The first of a kind!'' they said... or something like that. I do n't fuck things up. I am *good* at what I do. And now... there's a kink in my armor?? 
 
 No. Fucking. Way. 
 
 I've been at this for too long to allow some miracle girl to simply slip by my finger tips. I did everything by the book, every step was just like the last. A, B, C... 
 
 They argue we only have one life, yadda yadda, and out of the billions of people on this Earth, only a handful leave a mark in the history books. Fucking Stalin, Hitler, Kahn, Ghandi, Kony fucking 2012. Bundy, Jack Ripper... I could go on all day. The most famous people did the most fucked up shit. I want *that. * Make me famous. 
 
 Ashlyn Greene... 67 days ago I stalked, suffocated and dumped that bitch near the'15. And today she's fucking Tweeting and making plans with GMA?? 
 
 I want GMA. I want CNN. I want fucking Reuters online. I'm coming for you, Ashlyn.
