[ RF ] Instead of scrapping the Russian submarine 's and ships it bought , Pepsi goes to war with Coke

Admiral Doenitz surveyed the new fleet cooly. From the surface it did n't look like much of a fleet, only a cruiser, a frigate, and a destroyer. Not something you could do much damage with, at least, not in the upcoming war. The real power lay underwater: 17 submarines. That, he could do real damage with. 
 
 As far as he knew, no one suspected a thing. The purchase was n't exactly a secret either. His employer bought the subs and ships from the Russians, declaring that they were going towards scrap metal and joked that Pepsi was disarming the Russians faster than the government of the United States. Of course, the Russian government knew the true purpose of the sale. The rights Coca-Cola had gotten at the Olymics in Moscow and pretty much all other Olympics - it still burned. Pepsi was still the main drink in Russia. Coca-Cola had tried, and save for the Olympics, failed thus far. 
 
 Coca-Cola had a huge stronghold over the US though. Their involvement in the wars had made them a beloved company of the American people, and the money in their wallets flowed more freely towards Coke than it did Pepsi. But those days were coming to a close. Soon, Americans and the world would acknowledge Pepsi as the superior cola. 
 
 The first thing he would target were their shipping routes and supplies. He was fairly confident in the ability of the submarines to enforce and embargo on Coca-Cola factories, though it was a bit harder given that so many of their facilities were land based. But that was the other divisions' problem, not his. His main task was disrupting the sea based supply chain and take out as many coastal facilities as possible. 
 
 A military courier burst into the room, shouting something about gathered intelligence and messages from the Air division of the Pepsi War Council. Breathlessly, the man handed over the message before gathering his breath and running off to the next location. Admiral Doenitz unrolled the message and pressed his decryption device to the surface. Level 5, something of import, it seemed. 
 
 *Coca-Cola found to be developing armor for polar bears, * it read. The Admiral laughed. Let them bring their polar bears. They were still no match for his subs. He would hunt down every single last one of them. Seriously, who brought bears, even armored bears, to a ship fight? Sure they'd be pretty good against infantry, but Admiral Doenitz was perplexed as to why someone had thought that it would make a difference to *his* battles. 
 
 *Not my problem, * he thought. *Thank god. * Repairing the ships and subs had been enough of a headache as it were. 
 
 `` Move out,'' the Admiral's deep voice rang out over the PA across the seaport. `` We will crush those inferior cola products at their source and win this cola war FOR THE GLORY OF PEPSI.'' 
 
 Cheers rang out among the Pepsi enthusiasts; the whole yard seemed to be alive with energy as everyone sprang into positions. War was beginning, and Admiral Doenitz was determined to come out on the winning side.
