[ WP ] Imagine a world where dating and job hunting are switched . Dating now involves sending emails and resumes , while people seeking employment frequent the hottest clubs .

# VICTOR HARRINGTON 
 *Male, Caucasian, 29* 
 
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 **OBJECTIVE** 
 
 To meet an intelligent, attractive young woman who loves conversation, debate, and creative projects. 
 
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 **EXPERIENCE** 
 
 *Dated Annabelle, March 2011 - June 2014* 
 \- Offered financial support for upwards of six months. 
 \- Served as an emotional outlet for frustrations. 
 \- Participated in numerous social events and gatherings. 
 \- Maintained a consistently high approval rating for sexual activities. 
 \- Parted amicably. 
 
 *Dated Meredith, September 2010 - January 2011* 
 \- Ignored advice from mutual friends. 
 \- Kept calm in the face of irrational outbursts. 
 \- Implemented new standards for the consumption of alcohol. 
 \- Provided detailed reports to law enforcement officials. 
 
 *Dated Katarina, January 2008 - September 2010* 
 \- Explored numerous fetishes and curiosities. 
 \- Developed an appreciation for safe sex practices. 
 \- Learned a wide breadth of skills and tactics for offering pleasure. 
 \- Discovered an ability to go without breathing for upwards of two minutes. 
 \- Experienced the fullest extent of heartbreak possible. 
 
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 **VITAL TRAITS** 
 
 \- Honest 
 \- Physically Attractive ( 7.76 out of 10 ) 
 \- Intelligent ( 8.11 out of 10 ) 
 \- Well-endowed ( 7.3 inches, erect ) 
 
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 **PERSONALITY** 
 
 *DISLIKES: * Dogs, anime, concerts, sports, drugs, tattoos, hippies. 
 *LIKES: * Twisted humor, collaborative projects, video games, camping. 
 Pro-gun, pro-choice, pro-equality. 
 Anti-religion, anti-Tumblr. 
 Skeptic. 
 
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 *Complete physical profile, list of references, and description of fetishes available on request. * 
 
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 ^^^NOTE ^^^TO ^^^MODERATORS: ^^^There ^^^is ^^^a ^^^story ^^^in ^^^here ^^^if ^^^you ^^^read ^^^between ^^^the ^^^lines.
