[ WP ] In 1907 Vienna Academy of Fine Arts rejects Young Adolf Hitler twice and soon after he survives four different assassination attempts by time travellers . Confused Hitler is convinced that its his art is what the world fears .

Max shook his head firmly. `` Adolf, you can not do this. *Four and a Half Years ( of Struggle ) Against Lies, Stupidity and Shitty Art Critics* is not only far too wordy, it's flirting with obscene.'' 
 
 `` Max,'' the young man protested, `` you of all people know why I chose that title. After my rejection from the Vienna Academy, there were a total of four assassination attempts against me, the final one culminating in my arrest in Bavaria. This is --'' 
 
 Max waved a hand. `` I've heard you, Adolf. I sympathize. But you must trust me. You need something shorter, punchier. The bigger the letters on the cover, the better the sales.'' 
 
 Adolf opened his mouth as though he was about to argue, then closed it. He rubbed his chin thoughtfully, and then smiled. `` Alright Max, you win. What about this: *Meine Kunst*.'' 
 

