[ WP ] Someone/some people committing a school shooting/some sort of rampage do an AMA while the event is live on national television

It was a shame that nobody at Whelan High could appreciate the sight of this man. A tall, skinny, rather good-looking man who was out of place with his bulletproof vest and cargo pants, fumbling around with a smartphone in one hand and an Uzi in the other. If it was n't for all the news helicopters and SWAT units buzzing around him, he might've been amused by the sight of himself. 
 
 He had managed to kill three people and wound four in his animalistic rage, that nobody glued to the nearest screens could see the motivation behind. He simply walked up to the doors at the end of the farthest hallway and shot at everybody in sight. He knew the procedure that the school would follow, the principal would bark `` LOCKDOWN'' into the PA system, and all the teachers would lock their doors, kill the lights, and do head counts. A recent graduate of Whelan High knew these procedures very well, and he abused them at the perfect times to raise the stakes for those watching at home. 
 
 Three more deaths later, and he got cocky. He decided to check Reddit, specifically /r/news, and see if his bloodshed had made it to the front page. 
 
 `` BREAKING: SHOOTING AT SOUTH DAKOTA HIGH SCHOOL'' 
 
 `` At least a dozen students dead or missing in school shooting'' 
 
 *... and so on and so forth, * he thought. He was rather annoyed that nobody had mentioned his name, but it was n't like he left a note or made a phone call. He wanted to be remembered, and preserved in infamy. 
 
 *Like those guys at Columbine, or Virginia Tech, yeeeeah. * 
 
 He started walking along the hall, occasionally spraying his gun while navigating to /r/IAmA on his phone. His thumb made its way to the `` submit a text post'' button when he finished his post title and did n't notice the SWAT sniper that got a bead on him through a nearby window. 
 
 The post found its way to the `` new'' queue just as the sniper's bullet found its way into the man's head. His body went limp and fell to the floor, his phone slipping from his lifeless hand. 
 
 The bar of text on his blood-splattered smartphone read `` I am Jonas Harding, better known as the shooter at Whelan High School. AMA.'' 
 
 The post was removed moments later.
