[ EU ] Scooby Doo and the gang have stumbled upon a case which they are having a great deal of trouble solving . Hire a fictional detective/consultant from to help investigate the case .

`` Ruh-roh,'' said the Great Dane. 
 
 Sherlock's cheekbones struggled to contain a smile. `` If one listens carefully, one would note that the apparent barking of your *hound* actually contains human vocal patterns,'' he said, dry. `` I suspect Scooby is cleverly disguised agent of the Federal Bureau. He is responsible for the Crooked Man, I should think.'' 
 
 `` Who, Scoob?'' Shaggy stared bleary-eyed at the Londoner. 
 
 `` The blood spatter does indicate a well-trained human combatant, 6'1'' and bulky,'' said Dexter. 
 
 `` Oh, are you not hiding the fact that you're a serial killer, or are we all just keeping quiet about it?'' Sherlock swivelled, coat swirling. 
 
 `` Zoinks,'' said Shaggy. `` Some day this turned out to be.'' 
 
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