[ WP ] A god makes their existence known to a staunch athiest . Instead of falling to the ground in worship , as the god expects , things go very differently .

> I AM HE WHO IS I FOR I AM HE 
 
 ``... Bollocks.'' 
 
 > WHAT 
 
 `` I said, Bollocks. You're not a god.'' 
 
 > I'M NOT'A' GOD. I AM HE WHO IS THE LORD. THE GOD. 
 
 `` Nah you're not.'' 
 
 > THEN WHO, PRECISELY, SO YOU THINK I AM? 
 
 `` A Greek god cosplayer with a machine for making that stupid lens flare behind you? Can you dim that a bit, that's a bit painful to look at.'' 
 
 > A GRE... NOW LISTEN HERE, I DO N'T BELIEVE YOU QUITE UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION HERE. 
 
 `` What I do know is that you have used unknown means to enter my home against my will, proclaimed you were this God chap, shone a painfully bright light in my eyes, and acted like you owned the place. Now, while you are likely breaking the law of the land by entering my home without my permission, I will choose to ignore that to ask you then: if you are this God, then what do you actually *want*?'' 
 
 > YOUR WORSHIP OF ME. 
 
 `` Why?'' 
 
 > OH DO N'T YOU START WITH THAT'WHY' MAGUBBINS. FIRST IT WAS ADAM, NOW ALL YOU BUGGERS ARE ASKING WHY WHY WHY 
 
 `` It is a valid question though. I would have thought an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent entity would have the answer, but I suppose not with that attitude. No curiosity in you, is there?'' 
 
 > WELL, UH... I... OH, SOD THIS. 
 
 *sound of air rushing into the spot where a materialisation of a humanlike form once stood* 
 
 `` Well, that was horrifically disappointing.''
