[ WP ] You are a superhero by the name of Groundhog . For example , you can relive a fight with a villain thousands of times until you beat them etc . That 's your ONLY power .

All they knew about me is that I was the best, that I got the job done. 
 
 I've seen the theories: Ex-special forces, a government experiment gone wrong, American Ninja Warrior finalist. 
 
 If they knew the truth of how I actually saved the day, well, it would be a whole different story. 
 
 On this particular day, I was sitting in the Burrow and watching a Youtube video on sewing so that I could fix a hole in my costume when suddenly, the Hog Horn sounded. 
 
 *Briiiiiing, briiiiiiiiiing* 
 
 I picked up the phone and put on the best deep voice I could. `` You have reached the Groun-hold on.'' I hit pause on my laptop. `` Alright you have rea-shit, one second, accidentally got unpaused. Ok, you've reached the Groundhog.'' 
 
 `` Sir, it is an honor to speak to you. I am Cop Lawson, Chief of the Minneapolis Department of Resisting Arrest, and I have an emergency. The PUNdit has invaded the Mall of America and is wreaking havoc across Nickelodeon U-Verse. You are the only one with experience in dealing with him. We are counting on you.'' 
 
 `` Tell them... the Groundhog is leaving his hole.'' 
 
 `` Tell who, sir?'' 
 
 `` No, I mean-'' I quickly hung up. I ripped the needle and loose thread from my costume and began changing. Armpit hole be damned, the great citizens of the Mall of America needed me. 
 
 An hour and ten minutes later, I threw open the doors to the Mall and strode in. 
 
 `` Alright PUNdit, prepare to get... hog-tied. Groundhogtied that is.'' 
 
 `` Where the FUCK have you been?'' 
 
 A nearby officer had his gun drawn and was hiding behind an upturned planter. 
 
 `` The light rail came late and I had to go back for my Go Card. What, did you want me to use the light rail for free?'' 
 
 `` YES, everyone does it all the goddamn ti-never mind. The PUNdit is currently armed and holding hostages in Barnes and Noble. Hurry!'' 
 
 I nodded and began running into the depths of the mall. 
 
 `` WAIT!'' 
 
 I turned back to the distressed cop. `` Yea?'' 
 
 `` You have a hole in your costume, did you know?'' 
 
 Edit: Will work on Part 2 after I do some actual work and stop procrasterbating. 
 

