[ WP ] You are 18 years old , and you 're writing your autobiography for your entire life . Write only page 147 .

I'm tired of how the only room in our entire house that does n't smell like a wet dog is the laundry room, which smells like dollar store brand dryer sheets. 
 
 Stopped by school today only long enough to steal 3 Kurt Vonnegut books from the library, then snuck over to the McDonald's, where I read all three of them back to back until 9pm. Came home shaking from the cold and threw up from eating too much cheap coffee and cheeseburgers. 
 
 I stained my shirt and cried. Mom yelled at me. 
 
 I got an AIM from that really tall guy in history club. I do n't think he brushes his teeth though.
