[ WP ] The villan has just unveiled his secret weapon , but everybody knows that anyone can be easily protected with ( thing of your choice ) . It 's just a matter of getting ahold of it .

That week was the most interesting week in history. In everyone ’ s book. Of course, the industry thrived, and everyone started making that product, the demand was so high. Muggings and robberies reigned, and stores became out of stock in mere hours. 
 
 The product? Well that ties to the greatest fear. The thing that Dr. X released. Well, everyone thought that the fear, *them*, were fake. Who could blame us? The children were right all along after all, it ’ s just that *they* were trapped. And when Dr. X released *them*, *they* came out of closets, from under the beds, and all the other dark places kids said that they were. 
 
 Who knew? Who could ’ ve? *They* were never present in our lifetimes, and for many lifetimes before us. *They* disappeared only when the Gods, one and all, `` sacrificed'' themselves to stop them. 
 
 And when Dr. X released mankind ’ s hidden fears, the *monsters* that were a part of our childhood? Well, It did n't take long to find out that in order to fend off these killing machines, all you needed was a cute little teddy bear. Compliments to the children. 
 
 For some reason the *monsters* feared the teddy bears, the only fear *they* have. Not even sunlight holds *them* back. Something about the teddy bear, the *monsters* couldn ’ t stand. So, naturally, everyone was getting teddy bears. The stuffed animal industry boomed. The greatest increase of sales in human history, and probably will stay the greatest boom until we've expanded beyond our solar system. 
 
 Oh, and as for the Gods, they were in the seal that held back the *monsters*. So when Dr. X broke the seal, Gods also came back. They were a very influential group to ancient humans we found out. The Gods protected the humans from the *monsters*. And when the Gods decided to leave the human race ’ s destiny up to the human race, they “ sacrificed ” themselves to stop and contain the monsters. 
 
 But now that we had found the *monsters ’ * bane, teddy bears, we could live in peace, and we didn ’ t need the Gods. Now that the Gods had free time, and didn ’ t have to watch over us, some went off to the rest of the universe, some stayed and helped the humans. 
 
 Who knows what the future will bring, this new age of Teddy Bears and Gods. Has a nice ring to it, do n't you think? 

