[ WP ] Celebrity deaths are n't random or natural . When a studio decides it can generate more revenue from news of death , than from future projects , it sends an emissary in the night to break the news . The celebrity is allowed to choose how to leave this world .

Leonardo DiCaprio sat in his hot tub chilled to the bone when the news was given to him. 
 
 He knew one day it would come. Just a little earlier than he hoped. 
 
 Taking a drag of his Cuban cigar, he stared at the hooded man. 
 
 `` Prince was creative about his. Take your time.'' 
 
 Letting out a sigh he knew he could n't avoid this. He had to die. 
 
 He was a slave to Hollywood. 
 
 `` Ok.'' The charming DiCaprio said. `` This is completely how I want it right?'' 
 
 To the very last detail as long as your dead. 
 
 DiCaprio smiled and took his final puff of a cigar. 
 
 The news stations all covered Leonardo's death. 
 
 The media was all over it and as planned, the income was marvelous. 
 
 `` Leonard DiCaprio was found dead on a roller coaster. Experts say he was performing an erotic asphyxiation, choking on his own sperm was the cause of death.''
