[ WP ] Humans make contact with aliens only to discover that all galactic civilisations use magic instead of technology who do n't believe us when we say we do n't use magic

`` Haha. Ok. Sure, then how are we having this conversation right now?'' Said the alien. First contact was not going well. 
 
 `` We invented a unversial translator based off of the messages you sent to the planet.'' 
 
 `` Suuuure you did. Because why would n't you create an entire machine instead of using a translation spell. Next your going to tell me you built this entire do-hickey just to fly up here.'' 
 
 `` It's called a space shuttle and actually we-'' 
 
 `` No! No you did n't. Oh my Glarb this is amazing! You guys ca n't be real. Am I being pranked right now? Klarbknob is this you? Did you set this up?'' 
 
 `` I assure you we are not pranking you. We really did build this stuff to come out here. It's based around a-'' 
 
 `` Ok fine I *totally* believe that you built this `` space shuttle''. But again why did you have to? Could n't you just have flown up her on your own?'' 
 
 The astronaut was becoming more and more exasperated by the minute. `` Agian, we ca n't fly so we built this to do it for us. Plus we ca n't breath up here so it gives us oxygen-'' 
 
 `` No. No way. You guys ca n't *breath* up here?! How do you people do anything! Do you just have to stay in the `` space shuttle'' at all times?'' 
 
 `` Well actually we built these suits so that we can exit the craft and move about safely, as you can see-'' 
 
 `` Oh those are suits! I thought you guys were just some really weird looking white bubble headed thing.'' 
 
 `` No it's just a protective layer so that we can-'' 
 
 `` Sure yeah that's great but I mean, seriously, how do you people do *anything* without magic. Your lives must suck like, sooo bad.'' 
 
 `` Like I said before, we invented all this-'' 
 
 `` Hold that thought,'' the alien took his attention off of the astronaut and towards something else, but he could n't really tell what. `` Hello? No I'm not busy. Just being pranked by Klarbknob. He's trying to convince me that there's a civilization without magic. I know right? Pretty lazy prank if you ask me. Oh yeah, where? Ok cool I'll be right there. See you in a bit.'' The alien turned back towards the astronaut. `` Ok Klarbknob, it's been fun, but I've got to go, and you really need to work on your practical jokes. A civilization without magic. I mean as if!'' The alien flew off and left behind a trail of glowing light and an exasperated astronaut.
