[ WP ] You are a vaccine ninja . Vaccinating anti-vaxers ' kids without them noticing , and you 're about to face your greatest challenge .

*'' That's impossible. `` * 
 
 *'' I'm sorry, but the times have changed. `` * 
 
 *'' I've worked here for **10 years**. You ca n't do this! `` * 
 
 *'' There are no more kids to vaccinate. There simply is n't anything more for you to do. `` * 
 
 *'' So you're fir-'' * 
 
 *'' It's a downsizing, you have to understand. We just ca n't afford the expense. `` * 
 
 The conversation kept playing on in my head. Over and over. The scene never left my mind: the shattered lamp on the floor, the look on the boss's mask, my own set of syringes on his desk. 
 
 No one got sick anymore. Everyone wanted to be a ninja and I was never the best. I never could satisfy all the quotas. But I tried. I tried my best, worked harder than anyone else at the firm. And so now, as payment for all my years of effort, I face my greatest challenge: unemployment.
