[ WP ] You wake up , still drunk , the morning after your first big college party . A zombie apocalypse happened overnight , but none of the zombies seem to be giving you any notice . You soon realize that the alcohol in your system does n't make them sense you are human ... .

I wake up, head aching from the hangover the other night, an uneasy hunger is tormenting my stomach, I decide to get up to grab a bowl of cereal when I trip over my dog, his barks ring my ears making me want to scream, but I can only ignore it, stumbling along to my kitchen I ca n't seem to find the cereal and end up getting frustrated as I search frantically for the honey bunches of oats, I give up and decide to head to the store to buy some. I think to myself, `` it is n't a good idea to drive with this hangover, but my hunger is n't bearable anymore'' I put on my jacket, grab my keys and open the door. To my surprise, I see 4 people staggering in the middle of the street, I brush it off as I think to myself it must be some stupid kids messing around. I limp over to my car and see another fool limping around similar to me. But when he turns around and I see his face, I felt like screaming and vomiting. Bite marks, rotting skin, a look of emptiness in his eyes. But my delusive mind brushed it off. Not seconds later I realized what has happened, I've seen it in the movies and TV shows but never thought it to be possible, zombies.. it almost seems childish but there's no doubt. A wave of shock comes to me as my heart beats faster, i realize they are n't coming after me because I'm half drunk and they must not be able to tell me apart from one of them, I panic as realize when I become fully sober I wo n't be able to emulate my limping and staggering. Before I can think I jump in my car and drive off, I look in my rear view mirror and see 3 of them chasing after me. But I make it away in time.
