[ WP ] A cult tries to summon a demon/God but manages to summon you instead .

`` Ok what the hell'' 
 Three seconds ago i've been sitting on the ground in front of the local church, with some friends and a beer when something grabbed me and pulled me in a Red Circle of light. I looked arround and saw a bunch of People in big robes staring at me. 
 Everything was silent untill one finally spoke:'' Oh great ( i have no idea what they said ), bless us with your power and destroy thoose who oppose us.'' Confused I decided to play along. 
 `` I shall greet you too tiny human. But before I demand a gift'' 
 The bunch of people fell to their knees and the guy talked again:'' Oh what can we do for you, dark overlord?'' 
 `` Does anyone have a cig?'' Everything fell silent untill one took out a pack of LM's and came close with fear in his eyes. I took it, lit a cigand inhaled the smoke. Since i've already came this far I asked:'' so what do you want me to do'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 ( Sorry for my english, in case i made any mistakes )
