[ WP ] Suddenly and for no reason , the English language has lost the letters , A , R , C , and B . It 's up to you to construct the new English language .

I heve no idië whut heppened. Something does n't feel quite wight uvout tolking enymoë. Something feels... missing. Some woëds do n't weelly look wight to me, vut I'm in tshoge of spelling oll these woëds, so I guess I should. 
 
 Okey, weelly. Whut is going on? Em I kweyzy? Shoëly othuh people notised. 
 
 `` Hey, Vwendon!'' 
 
 `` Did you just koll me'Vwendon'?'' 
 
 `` Yes. Is theë enything weiëd evout English?'' 
 
 `` Yes, you kolled me'Vwendon'. Why is this weiëd? I'm fweeking out!'' 
 
 `` Me too! I olso hev this list of woëds on odio, end I hev to spell them. They oll hev... something in kommon. Vut, whut?'' 
 
 `` Meyve some lettus disuppeeëd fwom English!'' 
 
 Voth lef. 
 
 Weit, meyve Vwendon is wight. Vut, theë olweys wuh twenty-two lettus. Wu n't theë? 
 
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 Translated: 
 
 I have no idea what happened. Something does n't feel quite right about talking anymore. Something feels... missing. Some words do n't really look right to me, but I'm in charge of spelling all these words, so I guess I should. 
 
 Okay, really. What is going on? Am I crazy? Surely other people noticed. 
 
 `` Hey, Brandon!'' 
 
 `` Did you just call me'Vwendon'?'' 
 
 `` Yes. Is there anything weird about English?'' 
 
 `` Yes, you called me'Vwendon'. Why is this weird? I'm freaking out!'' 
 
 `` Me too! I also have this list of words on audio, and I have to spell them. They all have... something in common. But what?'' 
 
 `` Maybe some letters disappeared from English!'' 
 
 Both laugh. 
 
 Wait, maybe Brandon is right. But, there always were twenty-two letters. Were n't there?''
