[ WP ] The person sitting next to you on a plane leans over and says , `` Do n't ask me how I know this , but this plane is going to crash before it reaches Newark . ''

I leaned against the window, trying to drown out the whines of the young children in front of my with music, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I pulled my earphones out, sighing lightly. 
 
 “ Yes? ” 
 
 “ Do n't ask me how I know this, but this plane is going to crash before it reaches Newark.'' He replied, his face completely serious. I stared back at him for a moment, my brows furrowing. 
 
 “ What? ” I said. I felt the blood draining from my face. He nodded grimly. 
 
 “ But don ’ t worry, I have a plan. There ’ s some parachutes in the- ” 
 
 I cut him off before he could finish. “ I thought this plane was going to New Mexico. ” 
 Well, this was going to screw up my schedule, I thought glumly as I listened to him detailing his survival plan. 

