[ WP ] A woman goes on a date with a professional Hypnotist

`` Sex on the beach, please,'' Lisa said to the bartender. 
 
 `` My kind of woman!'' a mystery voice piped up. 
 
 Lisa turned to see a man in a dark suit with a bright red tie. His black hair was parted on the side and slicked back. He looked much different than the picture on his online profile, particularly his thin, sparsely grown mustache. 
 
 As if he heard her thoughts, the man lifted his hand and stroked his mustache with his thumb and index finger. 
 
 `` You must be Lisa.'' 
 
 Lisa pulled her mouth into a smile. `` You must be Alexander.'' 
 
 Alexander nodded. 
 
 `` Six bucks,'' the bartender said, placing Lisa's drink onto the bar. 
 
 Alexander stepped up and waved a hand in front of the bartender's face. `` These are n't the droids you're looking for.'' 
 
 `` What?'' The bartender stared at Alexander. 
 
 `` Alexander glared back into the bartender's eyes. `` The drink is on the house.'' 
 
 `` The fuck it is,'' the bartender replied. 
 
 Alexander stroked his mustache again and cleared his throat. `` Sir,'' he said, and held up his wrist to display his watch. `` Can you tell me what time it is?'' 
 
 The bartender ignored the watch. `` It's time for you to pay six dollars.'' 
 
 `` Um, it's okay, I can pay,'' Lisa said. 
 
 Alexander rejected her offer with a fluttering wave of his hand. `` No, trust me, I never pay.'' 
 
 `` You never pay?'' The bartender said. `` Ok, well you need to go now.'' 
 
 Alexander spoke quickly. `` Listen very closely to the sound of my voice. As you listen you find yourself growing very sleepy. So sleepy you ca n't keep your eyes open.'' 
 
 `` I work nights. I sleep all day. I'm not tired,'' the bartender said, gesturing to the bouncer. 
 
 The bouncer, an exceedingly large man in a tight t-shirt, took Alexander firmly by his lapels and escorted him from the building. 
 
 Lisa pulled a handful of bills from her purse. The bartender shook his head. 
 
 `` Do n't worry about it,'' he said. `` After all that, it's on the house.''
