[ WP ] Today , you went into the room your parents told you to never go in .

`` Oh... oh my... oh-'' I retched violently. I reached out a hand to steady myself on the door frame. The room was spinning, my eyes were trying to crawl out of my head, desperately trying to unsee what I had irrevocably seen. What sort of perverted- 
 
 I retched once more and stumbled back into the hallway, gasping for air. I suppose I should have seen it for what it was. My parents would sneak off at night to this forbidden room, would quickly turn off the TV when anyone walked in the living room, would whisper in each other's ears, no doubt talking about... about... *that*. 
 
 I slid down the hallway wall and desperately tried to swing shut the door behind me. The door only bounced back open leaving the whole room in plain view, scaring me. I tried to shut my eyes, but the images were burned into them, for eternity. What was I supposed to do? What would happen if my friends ever found out? High School would be Hell. I'd be the kid with the parents who- 
 
 I had sudden convulsions just thinking about the consequences. No! It ca n't be! I refuse to believe it! But when I opened my eyes there it was before me, the evidence strewn about the room and plastered on the walls, covering every inch. I do n't know how I was going to do it, but I somehow was supposed to get used to it. I took two deep breaths, and said the truth out loud. 
 
 `` My parents are secret, hardcore bronies.''
