[ WP ] From the moment you were born , you 've had the ability to ask the dead to possess you and help in any way . You 're about to meet the parents of your girlfriend for the first time in their house .

`` Dean Martin, I choose you'' 
 
 `` Kid, with those references I'm surprised you even got a chick in the first place, so, what's the gig?'' 
 
 `` Well Mr Martin, I'm meeting Ellie's parents tonight and I need to appear smooth and sophisticated'' 
 
 `` Well you picked the right Soul-singer, haha get it?... 
 
 No, okay let's get this over with'' 
 
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 `` Hey Mr and Mrs Richards, my names Dea err Craig and I just wan na tell you guys how swell your daughter is'' 
 
 `` Um nice to meet you Craig'' Mr Richards says. 
 
 `` Yeah i mean she's a real sweet chick, and I can see why'' Dean says eyeing up Mrs Richards and giving her old man a wink. 
 
 `` Um yes quite, anyway Craig please come in'' 
 
 As they sit down for dinner, Dean finds himself sat between Mrs Richards and Ellie. 
 
 `` So Craig'' Mr Richards starts, `` tell us a little about yourself'' 
 
 `` Well Mr Richards it's like this, in my mind, Everybody loves somebody sometime, have i had a drink? Yes of course, If people want to think I stay out all night, let'em Thats how I got here ya know, I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I do n't drink, my body's a drunk, ya know what I mean? haha'' 
 
 `` Uh yeah sure Craig, can I ask what your intentions are with my daughter?'' 
 
 `` Dad please!'' Ellie starts 
 
 `` No, No it's fine sweet cheeks!, you see Mr Richards it's like this, the first thing I noticed about your daughter was her walk, a beautiful woman is like a race horse- slim, sleek and with a beautiful carriage'' 
 
 `` Young man what on earth are you saying!'' 
 
 `` Well look her!, her lips and mine, two sips of wine. That's what memories are made of!'' 
 
 `` What the hell is wrong with you young man, just what do you think you're saying!'' Mr Richards bellows. 
 
 `` Hey listen Brother, I ca n't go to jail for what I'm thinking, or that look in my eye, just sitting at your table watching these girls go by'' 
 
 `` GET OUT!'' 
 
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 `` What the hell did you Dean?, Ellie's called and broke up with me!'' Craig says. 
 
 `` Hey buddy, I'm sorry, I messed up, everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler''
