[ EU ] Arthur Weasley becomes the host of a documentary series in which he explores the world of Muggles ( target audience full-blood wizards )

*Waving at the camera* 
 
 `` Hi there boys and girls and welcome to another exciting edition of Weasley's Wizardless Walkabouts!'' 
 
 *Waving airily at the sights on either side* 
 
 `` Today I'm in the Muggle city of Liverpool! Its a charming place and with an anti-dirt charm, a stun or two ready to go and a foe-glass on your wrist we can really get down and see how the city lives.'' 
 
 `` Do n't worry lads and ladies, that's not a dragon you see up ahead, its a man smoking authentic muggle cigarettes! Like wizarding cigarettes but these ones will give you cancer, one to watch out for when Muggle-Mingling!'' 
 
 *Leaning in close to sniff, as if unseen by the muggle* 
 
 `` This here is a common sight in the alleyways of downtown muggle cities, this lady has stopped to urinate up against a wall. She ca n't see the troll signs painted upon the wall though, she'll soon regret peeing on this doorstep!'' 
 
 *Rushing away before the troll comes out to investigate* 
 
 `` Ahah! I spot a favorite of muggles and muggle-minglers everywhere! A Kee-Bahab shop. These are little shops that sell all kinds of meat not often seen in the wizarding world. Here lets go and get one!'' 
 
 *Films him fighting through a crowd to the front and fighting his way back with a kebab, stunning a kid on the way who had stepped on his toes* 
 
 `` This!'' 
 
 *He announces to the viewers holding the meat up to the camera* 
 
 `` This is authentic Turkish Goblin meat! Its normally sold to the Muggles as lamb or beef but its unmistakable aroma of ammonia and the Mandrake root rub to extract the toxins gives it away!''. 
 
 *Takes a bite* 
 
 `` Mmmm delicious!'' 
 
 *Waves at the camera to cut, spits out the food and drops the rest in the hood of a passing youth* 
 
 `` I shoulda let Ginny go into that Vibrating Wand business when I had the chance'' He sighed `` I could have retired by now''.
