[ WP ] It 's the middle of the night . Your iPhone starts ringing . You wake up . You 're getting a Facetime call from someone who died three days earlier .

I pulled out my sword and shield and then turned to face Sigourney Weaver in the panda costume. 
 
 `` It's come to this, Bitch.'' I screamed at her over the sounds of the stereo screaming a loud beep over the loudspeakers. 
 
 `` It's a shame you have so little time to watch me take over the world,'' she spat back at me. 
 
 It was then that her eyes began to flame and her Panda costume slowly transformed into an imperial scout walker, with only her head visible sticking out the top. 
 
 `` BEEP BEEP BEEP'' the radio blared out as we started our battle. She swung at me with a giant ironing board. I defended with my sword, parrying it off to the side and shoving my shield into the chest of her scout walker suit. 
 
 `` Not today, motherfucker!!!'' I screamed at her as I began my transformation! 
 
 I could feel my torso expanding, my legs lengthening and my face contorting. I was becoming the most feared thing I could imagine. 
 
 I felt it all stop and I looked up at her, staring daggers at her. I expected to see her cower in fear, but instead got her laughing in time with the beat of the music. 
 
 `` Haah, haah!'' 
 
 I had no idea what she was talking about until I looked down to see myself dressed as Kanye West. 
 
 `` Bitch, You know I will fuck you up!'' I yelled back at her, but she kept laughing at me. 
 
 `` Haah, heeh, heep heep beep beep beep beep'' 
 
 It was then that I awoke, my phone buzzing beside me, chiming out a loud beep. 
 
 I looked at it to see something surprising. A facetime call coming through from a friend of mine, Kevin. 
 
 `` Kevin, what do you want? I'm fucking sleeping.'' I said to him shortly, but he said nothing back. I hung up and fell back asleep. 
 
 What felt like ten minutes later, I awoke to the same sound. I rolled over with a grunt and saw that it was Kevin again. 
 
 `` Kevin, I swear to god, if you call me one more time tonight, I'll fucking kill yo --'' 
 
 I sat up and looked at my phone. It was dark aside from a single strip of light in which I could see Kevin's eye, staring blankly at me. 
 
 `` K -- Kevin?'' I said, terrified. 
 
 `` Ben.'' he replied. `` It's dark in here, and I ca n't move. Help me.''
