[ WP ] The Apocalypse has come , several of them actually . They do n't get along .

I appeared right in the middle of a conflict between some people and.. pig-men? The people were using some type of future guns and the pig people were obviously outgunned. I took all this in in about a three seconds before realizing I should be taking cover, and so I did. 
 
 
 The humans seemed very fit, though quite thin, and wore faded, torn and dirty clothes. The pigmen were mostly naked but for swords and knives. What were these creatures? And why were the humans killing them. 
 
 I watched them from behind some debris as they wiped out the pigs. And then, when the shooting stopped, got out of my hiding place and approached them cautiously, hands raised and outstretched, plans facing forward. 
 
 One of them turned and looked at me warily, but did not attack. She nudged the meanest looking one of them for his attention, and he gazed upon me with cold, calculating eyes. 
 
 `` That's quite enough. Stop there. Who the fuck are you?'' he growled, spitting on the ground. I stopped, arms still outstretched. `` Hullo! My name is James Coldfield. I'm from the past, the year 2004. Now, I know you'll be wanting proof-'' 
 
 `` Nah, we wo n't. S'long as you're not one of the Swiners or Aliens or Zombies, you're one of us.'' 
 
 `` Pardon?'' 
 
 `` Aight listen up. This is for your history books so you can be prepared. You'll be going back, yeah? To your time?'' 
 
 
 `` Uh, yes. Once I learn enough.'' 
 
 `` I guess there *is* a God. James, is it? What you'll learn here. It's important if humans gon na survive. So listen. Those fuckers we killed there? They're Swiners. Do n't know what they're actually called. Is what we call em. They started appearing first. I think in the year 2056. From down below. Turns out they live in the magma layer of the Earth. They were n't like that when we first discovered them. But they mutated. And were sentient to begin with, so they came out in huge numbers, mutated, and killed off like most of the Central America. That's where they first appeared cuz that's where the first breach into the magma layer happened. 
 
 `` Next came the Aliens. Weirdly enough, they came in peace, and to prove that, they killed a lot of the Swiners for us. Wait I did n't tell you the numbers. During the first breach, close to a billion of the Swiners came pouring out. A second breach happened in Australia, but not many people died because the Aliens were already here helping us. So yeah. The Aliens came in peace and helped us. They just wanted to say hi and learn about us. But what they did was bring with themselves some parasite. Now this parasite somehow only affected the dead sentient beings on the planet. Basically raised them from the dead. But the parasite is the control element. The body's just the host. So we got ta deal with these Zombies. 
 
 `` Now, we humans were n't sure if the Aliens brought the parasite on purpose, but we were already so paranoid we basically lashed out at the Aliens. The Aliens apologised and left. Mostly. Some stayed behind to try and fix the mess, but we were n't cooperating, and killed one of their nobility or something, and they all came back for an all out war. 
 
 `` There's only a handful of humans left, James. And we're fighting Zombies of humans and Swiners alike, and Aliens, too. The Aliens kill the Zombies, too, but out of self-preservation, not out of compassion of humans. The Zombies do n't have No purpose other then kill and spread. 
 
 `` And that's about it. Go back now. Fix this mess before we can start it. Go. Now. I hear Alien ships.'' 

