[ WP ] Someone finds a button which , when pressed , gives them a million dollars . The catch : every time they press it , they lose a body part .

I'm not into these prompt styles because of... reasons, but what the heck, maybe I can take this somewhere. 
 
 *presses button* 
 
 `` Oh, hey, here's a million dollars! Dude, it's awesome man! Look, I do n't have a pinkie toe any more! What's the worst that could happen? There's no blood! You try now'' 
 
 `` Uhh, I'm not so sure'' 
 
 `` Dude, come on. It's not that hard, just take your finger and press it.'' 
 
 `` Okay! Fine!'' - Josh knows he's going to regret this, but he does it anyway to get his friend Jordan to shut up. 
 
 `` Look! Was that so hard?'' Jordan asked, as if he knew everything. Josh's left ear was beginning to detach itself, leaving behind a little hole. 
 
 `` Okay Jordan, you press it now!'' Josh said, temptingly. 
 
 `` Nah, one millions enough'' he replied. 
 
 `` Dude, come on. Nothing's going to happen that's too bad. You'll be FINE.'' They thought they'd lose insignificant portions of their body. *That's what the guy at Spells R' us told them- it was only a game where they could play, he said, to see who wimps out first, he said. The last one to wimp out gets the most cash, he said! * - Josh thought to himself as he egged on his friend Jordan. 
 *We just take the money and go have fun with it, when we're done! It'll be okay. * 
 
 Between the two of them They had 2 million. 
 
 `` I did n't wimp out, are you going to wimp out again on me? We're going to be so rich it wo n't even matter if we lose an arm or two. Think about all the *money* we're going to get from this, man!'' 
 
 `` All right, All right, let's play the game let's go, you, then me we do this all right?'' 
 
 `` Exactly, let's do this. We call it the MAN Game. The faster, the better, you, then me!'' 
 
 plop! plop! plop! plop! plop! plop! plop! They were missing teeth, feet, an arm, and other various body parts. 
 
 `` Hey, Jordan.'' `` huh?'' Jordan responded. Josh was missing an arm now... `` I'm kind of ready to be done, now!'' he said. 
 
 Jordan began to smile, looking at his friend who was essentially a cripple now, took his remaining stub of an arm. And pressed the button for him. `` Hey! do n't do that!'' As Josh lost another body part. `` It's just... so much... fun....'' `` noooo'' 
 
 Jordan kept pressing, and pressing, and pressing, and pressing with Josh's spare arm. He began to laugh maniacally as his friend was torn apart and the money flowed. 
 
 edit: I a word.
