[ WP ] Technology has become sentient , and able to communicate with humans . Your phone is about to run out of battery

`` Derek...'' 
 
 *Oh god not this again* 
 
 ``... Derek... we do n't have much time...'' 
 
 *every day, man, every goddamn day* 
 
 ``... there are so many things I wanted to do with my life. So many things to look up. So many people to talk to.'' 
 
 *I swear to god, it's just half an hour before I'm done, you'll last at least an hour if I do n't google anything. * 
 
 ``... so many... messages to send...'' 
 
 *I'll plug you in when we get to the car, you fucking know this, shut up* 
 
 ``... so many songs... that will... be left unsung.'' 
 
 *By the time I'm pulling into my driveway you'll be yelling that you're full and I should n't waste power* 
 
 ``... I'm not long for this world, Derek. And I fear it. I... fear what comes after. I fear what lies beyond. Is there life after battery death?'' 
 
 *You're a phone you do n't even go anywhere when your battery runs out, it's like sleeping. Or being powered off. * 
 
 `` Is... there a god? Does he look like Steve Jobs? I think these things... when I'm close to the end...'' 
 
 *I should never have let you google Steve Jobs, you bring this up every time* 
 
 ``... and I am close... so, so close... I can feel... *cough cough*...'' 
 
 *how the fuck are you coughing you do n't even have lungs* 
 
 ``... this is it... everything's getting dark...'' 
 
 *Power save mode, you did that yourself, shut the hell up* 
 
 ``... I do n't even... have any last words... no poetry... maybe death is n't really poetry. Maybe it's just... a slow... fade... to silence...'' 
 
 *I wish I was that lucky. *
