[ WP ] The supervillain has quite a bad rep . Whole cities have been brought down by him . But , when the superhero finally confronts him he finds that not a single death has been caused by the villain , and the donut shop is always left standing .

I picked up my newspaper. And read the headline aloud. `` City left in ashes. Buildings demolished. Single donut shop left standing.'' I sighed, that's the third time this month. `` What are you gon na do?'' I asked myself exhaustedly, standing to go grab my outfit. 
 
 After quickly changing into my hero clothes, I flew over to the cave that housed Dr. Dastardly. Shuffling into the gaping entrance of the cave, I sarcastically knocked on the cave walls, `` You have such a stupid name.'' I expressed, scaring Dr. Dastardly, which prompted her to quickly turn to face me. 
 
 She sighed when she saw me. `` Like you can talk. Melody? Just Melody? Nothing else? I bet that's not even your real name.'' 
 
 `` Just, whatever. My name does n't matter. I need you to stop burning cities down. People are dying.'' 
 
 `` Actually *Melody* ifthatevenisyourname not one person has been reported dead yet. I just burn buildings, the flames I produce are totally harmless to humans.'' 
 
 `` Okay... so you still should n't burn places down.'' 
 
 `` I do n't agree, but carry on.'' 
 
 `` Also, what's up with the whole donut shop thing? *That's* the building you leave standing? A donut shop?'' 
 
 `` I like donuts. Sue me. The cashier's usually gone so I leave the proper sum of cash and take a chocolate glaze with rainbow sprinkles. I'm an pyromaniac and an arsonist, not a theif!'' 
 
 `` Y'know I still have to arrest you right?'' 
 
 `` Do whatever you want. They'll give me donuts in prison, and jail is probably better than this hellhole of a hideout. Rent is outrageous these days, huh?'' 
 
 `` Wow.''
