[ WP ] You are a shopkeeper in a video game and the player is trying to sell you various questionable goods .

On an average day, you only get a few noteworthy customers. Some may be traders, hoping to make it off big, or some just villagers with nary an extra cent for dinner. But sometimes, you get one of *those*. Some hot shot adventurer on a quest to save humanity, claiming he's the chosen one. I do n't believe them every single time, but they do tend to do good business, which is the only reason I allow these `` adventurers'' in my shop. This one looked like had high level armor at least, and a magically enchanted sword. But God knows what he wants to buy. For some reason these types seem to have as many items on their person as my shop storage. Oh well, it's better just to get rid of this nuisance as fast as possible. `` Hello stranger, what can I get you today?'' 
 
 `` I'd like to sell my eighteen bear hides, twenty-four crab carapaces, one hundred eighteen beehives, and +2 Sword of Demarcation.'' 
 
 It's a wonder why I'm even surprised. The only thing I have n't seen before is the sword. `` Listen mate, I'll take hides and the sword, but you're better off selling the others somewhere else.'' 
 
 `` The total is 12,800 denars.'' 
 
 I sighed. Somehow they always knew the exact price of all the items. I resigned myself to the fact that even though this was probably a bad deal, it would be worth just to get him out of here. `` All right, I'll take the lot. Here's your money. Is there anything you wanted to buy?'' 
 
 `` Everything in your store. The total is 185,712 denars.'' 
 
 This is n't even the first time someone's bought my whole inventory. Even though it was always a pain to rebuy more items, restock everything, and run a loss, I accept the deal anyway. `` Fine, I'll get everything together, just wait here.'' 
 
 I looked at the money he put on the counter and did n't even bother checking if it was the right amount. By the time I looked up, all my shop's items were gone, and I'm sure, somehow all fit into his pockets. I sighed again. I hated people like this.
