[ WP ] You wear a watch that does not work .

His grandfather is employed as a sentry, keeping order in the halls he guards. He is always helpful, always happy to tell people what he knows. His mother and father have jobs in a school, and they help kids efficiently work, and remind them that the annoying biology period, too, shall pass. His brother is an executive, always on a phone. He logs records precisely, to the second, and is critical to making important decisions. But him? He's unemployed. I send out resumés for him all day. Point at the classified ads. I even set up a few websites so he could sell stuff, but he just ignores me. Brushes off my efforts. No matter how I try to motivate him, to wind him up, the lazy bastard silently lazes around, not moving, not a tick, not a peep. No matter what I do, I ca n't get my watch to work.
