[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Hopefully not too late 
 
 He followed her up the stairs for another glimpse, he was so horny logic was n't making sense. Her short skirt was flirty, and oh so very dirty, and her eyes were wide and as blue as the tide. She went into a room, and not a moment too soon. He followed her in and hoped to commit a grave sin. Down on the bed she went, open her shirt he rent. Pulling down her skirt his movements were rough and curt. There her panties left and he suddenly felt bereft, staring at the pretty sight that looked oh so sweetly right. Her pussy was pink and slick and he burned from the top of his head to the tip of his dick. He pulled down his pants and went right at it, no foreplay for these two, they fucked like rabbits. On and on into the night it goes, orgasms from the ends of their hair to the tips of their toes. The next morning they woke and he had quite a stroke, for the beautiful woman from the night before was n't a woman, but a bloke.
