[ CW ] Write a story that begins with `` I should n't have said [ yes/no ] to [ him/her . ] ''

I should n't have said yes to her. 
 I should n't have let her in. 
 I should n't have had the beer. 
 I should n't have had the gin. 
 
 I should n't have taken off my pants. 
 I should n't have taken off my shirt. 
 I should n't have taken off her bra. 
 I should n't have taken off her skirt. 
 
 I should n't have lead her to the bed. 
 I should n't have caressed her neck. 
 I should n't have seduced her there. 
 I should n't have put the condom on without a check. 
 
 I should n't have drank so much. 
 I should n't have but I did. 
 I should n't have trusted her word. 
 I should n't have and now I have a kid.
