[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

*CRASH* 
 A human crawled in through one of my warm sunshine portals. It was not MY human- she was sleeping in the big softbox- no, this was a new human. `` What does he want?'' I wondered. `` Where did I leave that very interesting piece of string?'' I also wondered. He began using his claws to dig through my human's things. I surveyed him for several minutes. It was at this point I decided to do something: I began to clean my fur. By the time I was finished, the strange male human still had n't found what he was looking for. This was all getting quite tedious, so I went to get a drink from the infinite waterbowl where humans sometimes sit. Maybe later I'd go through the broken sunshine portal to see if I could find some birds.
