[ CW ] Can you write a dialog that does n't suck where every line is a question ?

`` So, an old man such as yourself, sitting on this street corner, is doing what exactly?'' 
 
 `` Is n't obvious?'' 
 
 `` Dad, would you please enlighten me?'' 
 
 `` Tell me son: what do you know of happiness, what with all your jobs and lack of time?'' 
 
 `` Enough to put food on the table; tell me, when was the last time you contributed?'' 
 
 `` You think that I do n't know where that shit comes from? Would you like me to die from all of those GMOs?'' 
 
 `` Have you lost all sense? Why do you buy into this'alternative media' crap? Last year it was the autism causing 
 vaccines, what now? Demons infesting our water?'' 
 
 `` Do n't you realize that the government is behind all of it? And their lords are not even human?'' 
 
 `` How many times have we gone to the government argument dad? How about we drop it here forever?'' 
 
 `` Why would I when there are so many people need my knowledge? You and your family wo n't have any of it, so who will?'' 
 
 `` Dad, do you want to rephrase that?'' 
 
 `` Why... Why should I?'' 
 
 `` Why would you think when you just insulted the last person who will take you in?'' 
 
 `` Why would you do that to your own father? Is n't it your responsibility? You would n't... Would you?'' 
 
 `` Why would n't I?''
