[ WP ] - The best psychiatrist of all time is asked to cure a very special patient : God

`` Come in, it's lovely to meet you. I'm dreadfully sorry, but your name does n't seem to be on the paperwork sent ahead - what should I call you?'' 
 
 `` I am.'' 
 
 `` You are? I'm sorry, I must have missed that.'' 
 
 `` I am. You can call me Elohim.'' 
 
 `` Okay, Elohim. Please, take a seat. Lovely weather, is n't it?'' 
 
 `` Yes, I thought it could help my mood. Yet it does n't seem to have an effect.'' 
 
 `` SAD affects us all. So, what's bothering you?'' 
 
 `` I look at all I have created, all I have made and I see what it has become. The way it has diverged from what I had hoped. All these people I made, all these worlds I created - and for what? Humanity is selfish. They burn and destroy my work, they spit in my face - I made them, and look what they have done. The feeling of anger, of bitterness - this was not in my plan. Yet they have brought it out in me.'' 
 
 `` I see. Can I ask - these worlds you've created. What do you mean by that? Are these... pieces of art, music, imaginary worlds?'' 
 
 `` They're all around me. You live in them.'' 
 
 `` Have you ever been diagnosed with any schizoid disorders?'' 
 
 `` No. I'm serious. I made this world.'' 
 
 `` Okay. This sounds a little like a God complex to me... How do you feel about that reading on it?'' 
 
 `` More of a complex God than a God complex, frankly.'' 
 
 `` I see. Let's go back to these feelings of anger and bitterness - what do you mean when you say humanity brought it out in you?'' 
 
 `` They are ungrateful. Through their decisions and actions, I grow less pure than I once was.'' 
 
 `` You separate humanity from yourself - do you see yourself as human?'' 
 
 `` I am not mortal. I am no longer sure if there is a difference. I was once more than human, now I feel as though I am less.'' 
 
 `` Do you see yourself as sane?'' 
 
 `` Perfectly.'' 
 
 `` I have to ask you, based on what you've said to me - do you have any suicidal thoughts or intent?'' 
 
 `` If it would do any good - as I have said, I am not mortal.'' 
 
 `` Have you attempted?'' 
 
 `` I succeeded, in a way. It was for the good of humanity I had to meet my demise.'' 
 
 `` Will you bear with me for a moment? I have to make a quick call.'' 
 
 `` Of course.'' 
 
 `` I'm afraid, Elohim, that I've just spoken to the admitting manager in this hospital. She'll be along in a moment, I'm concerned you're a serious risk to yourself and others. Do n't worry - you'll be well taken care of.''
