[ WP ] `` Yesterday , you will die . ''

The injured bleeding man on the ground looked up at the professional killer and said `` What?'' 
 
 `` No, oh crap. I was supposed to do this yesterday. My word this is the wrong scheduled'' 
 
 `` What..What do you mean?'' 
 
 `` I mixed up the schedules and I got grocery's yesterday instead of killing you. I'm so dumb'' 
 
 `` How could you mess something like that up?'' Says the man getting back on his feet. 
 
 `` Well it's kind of stupid actually. When I get groceries I write in groceries of coarse but if I have a job then I write `` groceries groceries'' and I get confused from time to time.'' 
 
 `` That's Unfortunate'' The man says reaching for his gun. 
 
 `` Yeah. I'm so unorganized that maybe i should stop being a hit man you know. Its so difficult to keep everything in line.'' 
 
 `` Well maybe You should stop!'' The Man says as he whips out his gun. 
 
 The assassin ducks under the bullet and swipes at the mans feet, knocking him down. 
 
 The assassin gets up and takes the gun. He reloads it as the man stands up and pointing it to his head says. 
 
 `` If I was going to get groceries today and had no plan on attacking you. That technically makes it self defense'' The shot was heard and the police came rushing to him.
