[ WP ] You find yourself in a Groundhog Day time loop , repeating October 20th 2016 infinitely . About fifty 'days ' in , you see a post in /new titled `` Day 893 '' in a brand new , empty sub called /r/10202016

Day 893 
 
 Well it's day 893 here, and anyone of you who read this are n't going to believe me. I'm stuck in this God forsaken loop repeating this same fucking day over and over! Oh well in these 2 and a half years I've done enough to learn quite a few amazing things and I have done some crazy things. Most notably I mad**e** a bomb and killed the president and presidential candidates... that was fun because they're still alive anyways. I had about a month in the beginning where I killed myself almost every day, I was trying everything to end the loop. 
 
 Now my latest development is that I want to live and learn anything! Astronomy was interesting. Physics is still a challenge but I enjoy it. I would love to actually master something so that if I ever get out of this loop I can actually help better humanity. Something to help with the global energy crisis, or maybe our global economy? I do n't know. 
 
 What's funny is most of you reading this will think this is a hoax, some might believe me but ultimately tomorrow/today ( as it does n't change ) you'll forget all about what I typed and this will start all over again... so see you tomorrow. 

