[ WP ] A boy with a plastic shovel goes digging for dinosaur bones , instead , he unearths an ancient evil . What happens ?

What a good day! 
 
 The sky is so blue, just right. Wouldnt it be fun to go find some old dinosaur bones? Remember? Like on the TV they used to all watch? 
 
 Oh wow this is going to be great! I think they had shovels on the TV. I have n't seen it in forever though. Oh, here's a shovel - how swell is that! 
 
 *Whistling*. This is so cool! I wonder what kind of dinosaurs are down here? 
 
 *Thunk*. Whoa, what's that? It looks like a box. That's a cool picture on it! It looks like a guy with kool-aid comming out of his eyes! How awesome is that!? 
 
 I should open it, it could have some cool bones in it! *Click*. 
 
 *Darkness fills the sky as something ancient escapes the box* 
 
 *The form begins to materialize as a horrifying creature worse than any nightmare, blood rain begins to fall fom the darkened skies* 
 
 *A sick laughter fills the air* 
 
 Wow that is so cool! Did you live in that box? You do n't look like a dinosaur like the TV used to show. 
 
 `` Pathetic child, you will burn in eternal hellfire and soak in bloo..'' 
 
 I was really wanting to find a dinosaur, not a bad man in a box! Bad people go away! 
 
 *The demon looked at the child, confused by his remarks* 
 
 *The ground begins to shake, the demon turns to see what it is only to bitten in half by a Tyranosaurus Rex. The dinosaur then crushes the box under his great foot* 
 
 *Whistling. * I wonder what other cool stuff is down here! 

