[ WP ] Describe a character the exact opposite of who you are

Anti-me was a complete idiot that could not tie her own shoes. She always told the dirtiest of all the jokes, which made here very popular in middle school. In fact she was so popular that even the newest of students knew her name. But during high school she slacked off completely and did nothing with her life. Hoping the her `` friends'' from middle school would help her, she tried to call them. But she could not tell the difference between a stylus and a phone from a fork and toaster. She ended up in ICU. Later, she proceded to try to get a job. She only described herself as `` So random!!!'' and failed even that. Now she had no money and is homeless.
