[ WP ] Every single imaginable apocalypse happens simultaneously .

`` It was insane man!'' 
 
 `` what, what happened?'' 
 
 I had been in my bunker, with my family praying to every god imaginable after the government announced the meteorite heading for earth. 
 
 `` But then, duuuuude, this tidal wave rose up out of the earth!'' 
 
 `` wait, what?'' 
 
 `` And then, and then, zombies started man, like, everyone who was dead was n't dead anymore man!'' 
 
 `` Oh my god that's terrible'' 
 
 `` but it gets worse! Hell broke loose and demons came out, they wanted to start killing people too!'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ, you ca n't be serious?'' 
 
 `` But man, you do n't even know, the tidal wave took out the meteorite and then zombie hitler and satan's armies just started fighting and they sides lost everyone!'' 
 
 ``....What?'' 
 
 `` yea man, nobody died! Can you believe it?'' 
 
 `` No i cant fucking believe it, what the hell?'' 
 
 `` everything worked out man, nobody died!'' 
 
 `` You've got to be kidding me'' 
 
 I sat down, among the rubble of what used to be my home 
 
 Unfucking believable.
