[ WP ] You are the final villian from the first season of a generic anime , and through dumb luck you killed the hero . Instead of lavishing in victory , you now find yourself having to deal with all the villains who would have attacked the hero in later seasons

When I first met Oda Hiro, it was at summer camp, as the childhood friends they fast became, one year before their powers began to develop. When Hiro's powers burst into being, I, Yamamoto Yamato, was left behind. His forced humility and my ambitious jealousy created a rift between the two of us. Once childhood friends, we became distant strangers. 
 
 When I again met Oda Hiro, it was in highschool, where he had the best grades, was captain of the soccer and baseball teams, and beloved by ever yan, tsun and kuudere for twelve miles around. I, Yamamoto Yamato, was a shut-in who played video games and watched anime, mostly shounen, or ones about cute girls doing cute things, or ones based on Light Novels -- it is important to capitalize that term if you're a true fan. I had renounced the highschool life after being bullied on my first day, as they called me `` Two-Power Toto'', forgetting that most of my name is Yama, and one day I will drop mountains on their heads. My two powers -- Psychic Background Music and Drawing Stares -- were the most useless I could have ever thought of. Meanwhile, Hiro was blessed with fire breath, super strength, flight, summoning katanas, a mecha from ancient Egypt, and a blood bond with the moon princess. We were as night and day, if the night were lacking stars and the moon also only appeared during the day. 
 
 When I last met Oda Hiro, it was during the eleventh episode of the anime series one of my minions directed by my order, and that's how I realized something was wrong. Anime seasons only ever should be at minimum twelve or thirteen episodes! When I stomped Hiro into the mud, having exhausted him with three hundred hours of a psychic version of `` Wii aru namba Wan'' playing in his mind, and then causing him to focus his eyes on me during our battle while my minions attacked him from behind, I had felt most glorious indeed. I had bested won! I was the hero! But then... why did all the news websites and 2channel threads say I was the villain? Most did n't even report it, and the ones that did barely had me as a footnote! 
 
 When I first met Sailor Vegeta, I, Yamamoto Yamato, realized how small my world had been, and how much bigger the fish -- that is, the true villains -- were out there in the world, the galaxy, all dimensions. Above all, I realized that Hiro had been Destined to defeat them, even if Destiny had never taken note of me, allowing me to defeat Hiro before he could meet his Destiny. I realized this was my third power: that I was n't even noticed by Destiny-senpai. And I knew that this was going to be my greatest weapon in becoming... an actual hero.
