[ WP ] `` Hey you , what year is it ? ! ''

So there I was... sitting in the alley minding my own business. OK, maybe I was drinking some wine, what's it to you? 
 
 Anyway, all of a sudden this crazy guy in a trench coat and tennis shoes runs up and grabs me. I mean totally crazy, he screams at me, `` What day is it? The DATE!'' 
 
 I'm like WTF... `` 12th, May... Thursday,'' thinking hey, whatever gets this dude to let go of my neck. 
 
 He's not done, so he shouts `` WHAT YEAR??'' 
 
 Now I'm confused, all I can manage is `` huh?'' and he runs off down the alley. Just then a couple cops go running by chasing after him. 
 
 Pretty weird stuff, right? I never drank again after that.
