[ WP ] A cult tries to summon a demon/God but manages to summon you instead .

I blinked in confusion as my surroundings suddenly changed. I was surfing Reddit on my phone, all snuggled up in bed with my Frozen blanket, just about ready to conk out when I felt cold air whooshing past me. 
 
 `` What the he-'' I fell to my knees on cold, hard pavement. Candle light cast shadows on darkened walls and barely lit the faces of those surrounding me. I realized I was still wearing only a long red t shirt and underwear, with Anna and Elsa still wrapped around my shoulders. 
 
 `` Ummm.. are you the one we seek?'' I looked up from observing my embarrassing state the moment the droning, nasally voice began speaking. 
 
 Five teenaged boys surrounded me, each at a point of the pentagram I sat in. I started giggling as I realized what must have happened. 
 
 `` Dude, what the heck did y'all use to summon me? Who were you trying to summon?'' 
 
 The boys all eyed each other while waiting for their leader to address me. I assumed their leader was Mr. Nasal Voice. 
 
 `` We seek to bind you to our service, um-,'' he looked down at the paper in his hands, `` and, um, we are fully prepared to negotiate. We have lain out the items detailed in your summoning papers and hope this fulfills all your needs.'' 
 
 Sure enough, at each of the boys feet lay an item they thought would summon me. The first boy had a copy of Skyrim, the second boy had a venti iced vanilla coffee, the third boy had my stuffed pooh bear, the fourth boy had Adele's latest album, and the fifth boy had my favorite item. My rose gold 128 GB iPhone 6s. ( How the heck did he get it? ) 
 
 I stared thoughtfully at Mr. Nasal Voice and shifted my blanket tighter around me. 
 
 `` Fair enough,'' I said it in the most high and mighty voice I could muster, `` what are your demands?'' 
 
 `` Oh, um, well... we have n't got that far yet.'' 
 
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 Please be gentle with me, I'm in bed and wrote this on my phone out of boredom. I just do n't know where I was going with this.
