[ EU ] [ CW ] Write a scene from Game of Thrones as if it took place in neighboring trailer parks in Florida

^**Catelyn** 
 
 The guns went Boom Doom, Boom Doom, and Catelyn's head with them. 
 
 The men had already pushed 6 trailers together in a sort of circle for the wedding. As the nephew of the groom and as the main dealer for meth in the park, her boy Robb had managed the organizing and decorations of festivities. He had spent hours with the Mormons making the place look spic and span. Now that all of the riff raff was done, it was time to get ready for the wedding. 
 
 Robb should be happy, she thought, as she took her clothes off and went out back behind the trailer to wash herself with the hose. The bride was the daughter of Waldy Freud, the biggest heroin dealer in the trailer park. With the marriage between his daughter and Robb's uncle, the two would form a team to handle all purchases of rock, leaf, powder, and juice. This would make the Starkonson family very rich and the Freud family more so. 
 
 As she walked naked back to her trailer door, she almost walked into the bride's father himself. Waldy Freud was shirtless, his round belly was covered in mustard stains and his hands were almost always down his pants but he still had half his teeth and a nose and both eyes, which happened to be staring at her tits. 
 
 `` Calm down, Waldy, we aint marryin' each other,'' as she went inside and slammed the door. The wedding was to start in an hour. She passed by Robb's room and watched as he packed a bowl. `` Can I get the nex' one?'' Robb's droopy eyes moved up and he let out a wolf whistle. `` That your outfit ma'?'' Catelyn quickly remembered she was naked. `` Jeez you're just like old Waldy, spect he'll appreciate you now that you're family.'' 
 
 Catelyn went to her bed and put on the flowery dress she had picked out for the occasion. Then she went to Robb's room and hit the bong. Robb had already dressed and left the trailer so she lay on the bed thinking of her late husband Nedders. She had just closed her eyes and slowly moved her hand down her body when the door slammed and Robb's voice shouted out, `` They're startin' ma, get your ass outta here.'' 
 
 Catelyn entered through the only pathway into the circle of trailers and felt her heart drop. 
 
 The coffee drinking rapist pedophiles were there. 
 
 Rousev Boltona and his freak of a child Ramsuv were invited. Out of all the ilk that lived in River's Runt, the Boltona clan was the worst. Just dirty, disgusting folk. She looked around and was relieved to see Robb's friends seated as well. There was big and hairy Johnny Umbor, the Mormon girl Doocey, Pyromaniac Robin, and the fat kid from around the bend, Wendy, though he was a boy. Wendy was holding his Little Mermaid doll. Cat always found the boy strange, it was likely that the boy was slow in the head. She smiled warmly though, they were all sitting laughing at a joke Robb was telling. The laughing was cut short by the unexpected arrival of Waldy Freud, heir to the heroin business in River's Runt Trailer Parks. 
 
 Holding his hand was a slim girl, dressed in a white tank top and white miniskirt with white leggings and white shoes, who could only be Roseyline Freud. Her face was powdered up like in the movies, no wrinkles. She had no bra on but her breasts were n't saggy and she had adequate hips. *Hips are really important. * Her brother Eddy would be overjoyed. 
 
 A shoulder bumped into Cat, lo and behold, naked, Catelyn's bro Eddy Tallweed. 
 
 `` Outta ma' way, Catty, that's my baby mama,'' said her brother as he pushed past her and lifted Rosey over his head and placed her on top of his face. Weird noises followed and everyone realized the wedding was over. Robb looked wolfish as he stared wistfully at Rosey and Eddy. *Aw, he wants his own girl too. * Catelyn made a note to introduce him to some of the whores on the opposite block. 
 
 Just as everyone else was leaving, Rousev stood, walked across the wedding scene and turned around blocking the only exit. 
 
 Catelyn looked around, no one had noticed this. Robb was once again telling jokes to his boys, the Freud family were everywhere drinking and making rude gestures or watching Eddy and Roseyline go, which was pretty creepy, Waldy Freud was nowhere to be seen, and the others had already left before Rousev moved. Beads of sweat dropped from Catelyn's armpits as the rest of the Boltona's moved to join Rousev. Then the music stopped and in their hands, the shotguns. 
 
 The first blast took Johnny Umbors head clean off as flecks of pink substance hit Robb and his friends in the face. `` The fuck is goin' on he..'' is all Pyromaniac Robin could utter before two Boltona's smacked him across the face. As Robb and his boys got out their weapons, every Boltona fired. They massacred everyone butt Robb, who only received a single blow to his right leg. Cat tried to crawl towards him, keeping her side against one of the trailers. People were singing on the other side. One of the Boltona's walked over to Pyro Robin as he lay moaning on his stomach. Two shots to the hamstrings and Pyro Robin burned no more. 
 
 It felt like hours until she was near enough to Robb, who was laying on the grass under some chairs with a hand on his pocket flamethrower. His eyes found hers and quietly he said, `` Mother.'' 
 
 Then he stood and plunged the world into ash and brimstone. Then there were fireworks and something slapped her in the neck and she could n't breathe. Hot water flowed down her body. It was the best and last thing she ever felt. 
 
 EDIT: This is the trashiest thing I've ever written. 
 
 EDIT: I made an end.
