[ WP ] A teenage boy confides in his best friend that he is the Antichrist .

`` Yo, pass me some of that shit.'' Michael inhales the blunt deeply. `` You saw that bitch, Kelly last night? Man, I'll give you 5 bucks if she does n't want this dick.'' 
 
 `` She wants the D.'' Fred takes a hit of the blunt. `` Yo, we need to talk.'' Michael looks at his best friend Fred, too high to take him seriously. He bursts out laughing and Fred joins in. 
 
 `` No-'' Fred gasps in between laughter, `` Seriously, bro, we need to talk!'' 
 
 `` Alright, alright, wassap? This is some good shit, man.'' Michael says as he admires the perfectly rolled blunt of weed. 
 
 `` Dude, I know this is gon na sound weird, but I'm the Anti-Christ man.'' 
 
 Michael stops rolling the blunt around his fingers and stares at Fred skeptically. `` What? You're fucking with me.'' 
 
 `` No man, I really am.'' 
 
 `` What the fuck are you talking about?'' 
 
 `` I'm the Anti-Christ, man. I'm going to kill everyone in a few days.'' 
 
 Michael looks at the sudden stoic look in Fred's eyes. Fred stares back. 
 
 `` I hope you do n't take it personally, I'll save you for last. Still friends?'' 
 
 Michael takes one glance at Fred's outstretched hand, and, once again, falls into a fit of laughter. Fred begins to 
 
 laugh also, and they're laughing for 20 minutes. It feels like hours. Once their insides begin to hurt, Michael gets 
 
 up and wipes tears from his eyes. 
 
 `` This is the last time we fucking try shrooms, bro!''
