[ WP ] You collect trinkets called dimension pockets . You have a pencil that never runs out of lead and a bottle that never runs out of water . Whats your favorite/most useful one and how did you get it ?

There were wizards once, And they were smart. So smart even, that they arranged it to be thoroughly forgotten. Everyone that found out about them, including me, thought it was for the better. Well, they were n't wizards really, by todays standards they were more physicists of belief. It's like you call someone who breeds dogs a breeder, even though he does n't breed with them himself. There were people that did that, but thats not what this is about. 
 
 The wizards found out, that you could, if you believed hard enough, create a whole universe in your head. That was easy. The Problem was to get it out of there. luckily They never really managed to achieve it wholesale, but they created a lot of trinkets using these dimension creating techniques. In the time of the wizards there were no capitalist CEOs and fundings and everything so they never used it for anything important really. I have a pencil that never runs out of lead, a bottle that never runs out of water and a pizza that never runs out of olives to pick off it. Oh and that watch that never runs out of time, although i never really got around to understanding that one. 
 
 The first one i found was my favourite though. I found it in the library of an old university in europe when i went there for a year, to study. It's a book that never runs out of words, it's cheating a little though. Most of them are'and' or'the' but it's fascinating really. Every story ever told and telling and will be told is in it, you just have to look for it. I never buy books anymore i just look for one in it, most of them are duds. But you never know what you can do with a little bit more knowledge about botanics or fly fishing. They say people who only ever read one book must be stupid. Well, i say depends on the book. Of course i did n't know how it got there, the book knows, which is the story i am looking for, it told me about the wizards after all. It told me where to find the pencil and the pizza, and it told my where to find you. Do n't be alarmed, i read your biography. Nothings gon na happen. What we need to do though is to go to Russia. Well because it is written. And you ca n't change history when it's already been established. There were monarchs who tried, but you ca n't lie to the book. The book can only lie to you, but it's obvious really, when you only talk in stories. Stories need an ending, history never got around to writing one. So get your jacket, and trust me. You've got to trust wizards, they're harmless.
