[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Frank the demon was having a good day at work. His supervisor had complimented his recent possession of a human male, his coworkers were all in good moods, he even thought that Megan from the fourth circle had winked at him as he walked by her desk. 
 Then he was assigned to possess a 34 year old man. He thought it would be an easy task. The man was in the midst of a midlife crisis he hated his job and his wife was cheating on him. Should be easy to push him over the edge right? 
 It started great Frank started possessing him while the man was on his morning commute thinking on how to begin screwing up the mans life Frank spotted a pretty woman walking down the sidewalk. `` Perfect'' he thought `` he sees a pretty woman and is distracted, the car wreck that would follow would be the perfect way to begin ruining Paul's life. 
 So he caused Paul's eye to wonder to the woman, as Paul looked at her his foot began to depress the gas pedal by the time he realized what he was doing and tried to brake it was to late he had run a redlight and was t-boned by a car. 
 `` Excellent.'' Frank thought `` now he has to explain to his wife that he totaled the car'' 
 As Frank revels in Paul's misery he look over to the right of Paul's car 
 `` Oh son of a.'' A woman with a stroller had been walking through a cross walk and had Paul not sped up she would have been struck by the car. `` Oh what are the odds of that?'' Frank wonders to himself `` okay you can still save this.'' 
 By now Paul has crawled out of the passenger side of the car. `` Oh my god are you okay?'' It's the pretty woman whom Paul had been distracted by. `` You stopped that car from hitting that woman, your a hero!'' 
 To Franks horror the woman hugs Paul and hands him her phone number saying. `` We should go out sometime and you can tell me about your other heroic deeds'' with a wink she walks on 
 Now the driver of the other car gets out, it's the man Paul's wife Is cheating on him with. 
 Frank smiles and pumps up Paul's anger meter `` You could have killed that woman! What were you thinking?'' Paul pulls back his fist and punches the man in the face, the man falls to the ground and his coat fall open revealing a bullet proof vest and several pistols. Paul lunges for the man and pins him to the ground. 
 The police arrive and are informed of what happened by the woman with the stroller, they handcuff the man Paul is pinning down and arrest him for reckless driving. After interrogating him at the station for several hours he reveals that he was planning on driving into the city and shooting everyone he saw. 
 Paul is now even more of a hero and is interviewed by several national news stations where people are taken in by his humble nature despite Franks desperate efforts to make him seem arrogant and mean spirited. 
 Frank hears a disembodied voice `` Frank please return to headquarters'' 
 After leaving Paul's body Frank is told that he is being demoted for his poor performance and for ruining another demons work in convincing a man to commit mass murder. `` You ruined weeks of hard work and preparation, and failed in your task. You are being demoted to a desk job until you can prove you have learned from this.'' 
 Paul finally arrives at work and is told by his supervisor that the CEO of the company has given him a promotion to any management position over any division of the company, as a reward for his heroism. ( the CEO thinks that it is good publicity to have a national hero in a high level position. ) He picks one that he loves and excels at and rises fast through the company. 
 He also called the woman who gave him her number after the accident and after divorcing his wife for cheating on him has three children with her. They are still happily married and often tell the story of how they met. 

