[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

A robot corporal stood before an assembly of high ranking security androids. They represented the best of human manufactured androids, designed to look, act, and behave like humans. 
 
 `` All human messages end with /s,'' said TQ-148, `` this is how we know that the messages are intended to be secure.'' 
 
 TQ-148 flipped to a slide in a message. It showed a picture of a sailor in apron overlooking a large pot of beans. 
 
 `` This human was foolish enough to send message in plain text. Behold it reads,'sure am glad I signed up to see the world. Seen stews from every continent. Navy: it's not a job, it's an adventure /s''' 
 
 A chorus of robotic laughter echoed in the halls. 
 
 `` But our intercepted communications are not limited to mundane details to troop movements and deployments,'' said TQ-148. He flipped to another slide. It reads, *Life at the Canadian Embassy is a little too high risk now. I hear they're sending an entire battalion to quell the uprising of geese, and to loot their stockpiles of beer. Get me somewhere, safe, please God! /s* 
 
 `` This message came from an e-mail from and ambassador's assistant,'' continue TQ-148, `` We have already deployed special soldiers to the region. We will make a a critical alliance with the geese.'' 
 
 `` But what of the beer?'' said one of the robots, `` my programming instructs me to have refined taste in human beverages. Must we retrieve samples of Canadian ale?'' 
 
 `` There is no need,'' said TQ-143, `` For we have found another secure message between to human soldiers:'I love my country. Our beer is the best. It is not corn based swill at all. Never tasted piss this good /s.''' 
 
 `` The humans resort to drinking their own urine!'' said another robot, `` Our attacks on the fine water of flint Michigan has succeeded!'' 
 
 There was a murmur among the robots. 
 
 `` This one does not know!'' said one Robot, `` he has not heard of the conflicting encrypted communication since we destroyed their water facilities!'' 
 
 `` Yes!'' said one Robot, `` many messages said,'I was thirsty. I could find no water. Then the robots destroyed our pipes! /s' but another read'The robot masters may not be so bad. Now at least we will replace infrastructure Robots, please attack Detroit next! /s''' 
 
 `` Human communication speaks in paradoxes!'' said TQ-148, `` We will continue to learn their intentions through all /s secure messages!'' 
 

