[ WP ] The animals of the world gather to discuss about a new and unexpected threat : homo sapiens .

`` OOOH OOH AAAAHHHH!'' the chimpanzee screamed, smashing his hands into the dirt in the assembly of animals. All around him various species gathered in a loose congregation. Pangolins, Giraffes, Capybaras and hundreds of other animal species not so important as to be named in comparison to the big 3 gathered. The chimp continued to shriek, beating it's hands against the ground while a piece of feces violently swung from a strand of fur on his posterior where it was stuck. A nearby lion, feasting on one of the other patrons of the animal kingdom round-table, a penguinish fellow, started to become annoyed by the self important chimp's commanding tone. 
 
 `` Grrrrrrrrrroooooo...'' the lion challenged, bearing it's teeth covered in penguin mush. This act offended one of the other comity members, a bear. Perhaps the bear did n't like that this upstart lion had challenged the authority of the chimp, perhaps he was upset the lion had used an adjective that described showing his teeth without proper care, a disrespectful show of appropriation towards the bear culture, or perhaps it was just a dumb bear that ran only on instinct. Whatever the case, the bear was ready to take up arms against the lion who had perhaps offended him or maybe not, taking advantage of his God-given 2nd amendment right to bear arms, which he possessed a powerful pair of. He swung his mighty paws at the lion who howled in pain before jumping at the bear, knocking him to the ground. The surrounding animals went into a frenzy because of the fight, or perhaps for no specific reason at all. The nearby misquito flew around the fighting lion's ear, while dr. hedgehog esq. curled into a preemptive protective ball. Many deer and rabbits fled from the predator's battle while the chimp began to lick his freshly created pile of feces. The cuttlefish continued to be dead due to being on dry land. Suddenly the roaring and growling was interrupted by a gentle voice, though not so much interrupted as completely overshadowed by. 
 
 `` Excuse me, excuse me please...'' the voice continued, ignored by every resident from ant to zebra. `` I am Henry Vole, of the voles.'' 
 Henry cleared his throat as he looked around. The bear and lion had limped away from each other, both bloody and covered in each others waste. With the fight over, and no other fight forming in the few seconds since that one, Henry took his chance to address his peers. 
 
 `` I... I think we where here to talk about Homo Sapiens rise to prominence, or at least that's the general vibe I got from the invitation that was really just a twig someone left by my burrow. If we want to stand against them, we have to understand what exactly makes them tick, I think at least...'' Henry trailed off. He had gotten distracted again by the large amount of sound coming from every direction as the other animals attacked each other and vocalized at the air, perhaps in an attempt to get their dicks wet. Henry snapped from his transfixion of dr. hedgehog esq. who was chewing up a giraffe's poop and rubbing it on his belly. 
 
 `` I've tried to talk about these humans, as they are known to each other, with my vole brothers and sisters but... but all they really seem interesting in doing is chewing on roots and digging more holes... and they also do n't talk in any way I can understand... and also it appears most of them have been eaten since our arrival... b-but I had hoped this meeting would prove more stimulating, with a wider community of animals.'' he continued. Looking all around he was n't sure if even a single creature was absorbing his message into their thick, mammalian skulls, as well as all the other types of skulls or lack thereof. An elephant squealed in pain as millions of swarming Siafu ants swarmed it's body causing it to roll around, crushing many smaller creatures, including a very well respected kiwi. 
 
 `` Come to think of it...'' Henry said, trying to tap his chin with his adorable little hands, `` Homo Sapiens are just a different kind of animal. If we've assembled all these species, which includes millions of different species of insect, why did n't we invite the humans? Mr. Chimp, are n't humans part of your family tree?'' 
 The chimp, no longer interested in leading the meeting if he once ever had intended to do so, was now masturbating furiously, perhaps thinking of an extra voluptuous banana. 
 
 `` This was never about the humans, was it?'' Henry sighed quietly. `` This was never about anything but a bunch of mindless creatures somehow gathering in one place against all odds. I probably should have known based on how many died being here out of their habitable homes. Humans are n't our enemy more than any other one of us is to each other. They even invented a system of morality to justify protecting some of us despite any of you lacking that capability! You know, I have more in common with them than any of you, even my fellow voles. They too may be animals living on instincts, but they sure beat the crap out of our lifestyle! I understand that I am some kind of mutant now... perhaps, because I speak the human language, they can spread my special genes to other voles and we can live like them! Forget you guys, I'm going to one of those human houses!'' 
 Henry triumphantly marched towards the exit to the surely miles long hollow if it housed all those animals. However, out of the sky the hawk with no name swooped down, grabbing Henry with it's razor sharp claws. Henry screamed in pain as the bird crushed Henry with it's razor sharp beak and swallowed him for sustenance. Henry, the one of a kind vole who somehow possessed a human level of intellect and language capacity, was killed. Henry had sired no children because his fellow vole's lack of understanding his verbal superiority, and whilst there where no vole police to stop him, he simply could not mate with a female vole because ti felt rapey to him. In an instant, a freak evolution that could have passed on and lead to voles to an age of more than digging and chewing, was snuffed out, never to return. 
 
 
 
 `` Do you understand the moral of the story, Timmy?'' Grandpa Glump asked his grandson, closing a book titled'Henry Vole's Pointless Journey'. Timmy, tears and snot pouring down his face, shook his head slowly. 
 `` Well Timmy, the moral was that animals are stupid! Complete morons! Humans included! We may be a million times smarter than the enxt smartest animal, but we're still idiots, Timmy! We give non-human animals human traits and use it an excuse to justify treating them with respect, but they do n't deserve it, Timmy! They do n't! We can kill'em all whenever, even the smart'uns! The only reason we do n't kill each other is we do n't want to die individually! There is no morality, Timmy, it's an invention of man! If Lions where us do you think they'd care about global warming, Timmy? Do you Timmy? Of course not! They are idiots, Timmy! All that matters is survival of the fittest, Timmy! It's natural to kill whatever you want for whatever reason you want! A lion would kill you in an instant, Timmy! Do you think they would hold that lion responsible, Timmy? Take it to court, Timmy? There is no God! No God, Timmy! When all the humans are dead there will still be stupid animals, Timmy! It does n't matter if we nuked the planet, Timmy, life is worthless! Worthless Timmy! The universe will eventually implode and all that will be left is nothing, Timmy! NOTHING!'' Grandpa Glump jumped around the room raving and ranting as drool flew from hanging mouth. 
 `` I hate you, grandpa...'' Timmy whispered as he drifted off to the void of sleep, wishing to forget everything about Henry Vole and his meeting to discuss the threat of humans. 
 
 The End.
