[ WP ] It has been 789,000 days since the last workplace accident .

`` Good morning, workers! It is my pleasure to announce that it has been 7-8-9-0-0-0 days since the last workplace accident at ERROR: COMPANY NAME NOT FOUND at ERROR: LOCATION NOT FOUND. Keep up the good work!'' 
 
 The empty factory echoed with the sounds of hardly functioning robots, still carrying out their programmed routines millenia later. Webs and dust and debris scattered along the now jammed conveyor belts, desperately trying to move. 
 
 `` Warning: factory productivity at all time low! Funds lost are as follows: 9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9 dollars. Employee paychecks have been docked accordingly.'' 
 
 The walls of the building finally gave way after centuries. A lone deer wandered into the ancient ruins of a civilization long gone. The stag slowly walked along the machinery, sniffing the gears that have not moved for a very long time. The aroma of a sweet substance drew the deer to the manager's office. The thick, golden liquid still dripping from a freshly broken jar next to the skeleton with a large hole in the top of its skull. The deer stepped into the office and into tge view of the motion sensor. 
 
 `` WARNING: UNAUTHORIZED PERSONELL IN THE MANAGER'S OFFICE. SECURITY SHUTDOWN INITIATED.'' 
 
 The deer's eyes dilated, the adrenaline pumping through the veins told every fiber in the animal to move. The metal doors were slowly closing, rusted from neglect. The deer tripped on the stairs down. It slid down the metal steps onto the glass and steel pipes. The last ounce of life twitched out of the beast after the cracking bones and the flowing blood. The swiftly beating heart did little to help the bleeding. 
 
 `` Intruder neutralized! Warning: casualty detected. It has been 0 days since the last workplace accident at ERROR: COMPANY NAME NOT FOUND at ERROR: LOCATION NOT FOUND. Have a nice day!''
