[ WP ] You find yourself thanking Satan . Why ?

`` Well, thanks I guess,'' I managed to spit out to the Prince of darkness, he had the same expression as ever on his face, the expression of someone who is unimpressed. 
 
 `` Look, it's no problem, Hell needed an accountant anyways ever since God picked on up and decided to give us a budget.'' 
 
 `` I'm just saying, it was really hard to find someone willing to give me a job in heaven, there is n't much of a reason to have money when you can instantly have anything you want, and I thought that you would turn me away, being and angel and all.'' 
 
 Satan took a long drag from a cigarette that disappeared as soon as he was done with the breath, looking off into the distance of fire, brimstone, and screams. Quite the view really, `` Eh, I'm not really doing you a favor as much I'm doing one for myself,'' he kept his eyes away from me, guess I was below his pay grade, `` I needed an accountant, and you happened to show up on the same day to get a job here. It worked out. 
 
 `` I just did n't think you would trust an angel to make decisions for the realm of suffering.'' 
 
 `` Have you tried trusting a Demon? Not in their nature to be honest about the money shit.''
