[ WP ] An ignorant person in the far future badly garbling the historical facts of Apollo 11 .

**Sally Xiang Svenson – Mrs Amadi ’ s Third Cycle Class Project Report - 3rd Xmastober 2412** 
 
 Apollo 11 was a very important space mission as it was the first time that humans had gone into space. Before Apollo 11 there was a space race between the Russians and the Americans and they put dogs into ships and sent them up and shot them at each other. This was called world war two as everyone else didn ’ t like them shooting dogs at each other but they did it anyway. 
 
 There was once a country called the Germans and they had rockets as well and they shot dogs at the British Empire, which was a big empire which had taken over lots of the world and liked tea. Tea is a plant that went extinct because the British liked the drink the tea so they drank it all and it went the way of the Dodo, or that ’ s what my Dad says. 
 
 When the people had shot all the dogs there were none left and so we had to get new dogs which we used to call cows until they made them small and that ’ s why there are big dogs in the fields and little dogs who live in houses. My dog is called Moo and she gives me milk for my morning food package and my mum says that milk from little dogs is better than from big dogs as big dogs are all poisoned by the ultragrass that I am not allowed to play on as it ate my brother Sven wo was my big brother until he got eaten and is now dead. 
 
 People wanted to go into space because they knew they had to live on other places like Mars. Mars didn ’ t have cities and so only a few people lived there then. Apollo 11 was a ship that went into space and it was the first ship before the others. Some of the other ships were called Enterprise, but that was also a TV show ship, but not the same ship. 
 
 The man who drove the ship was called Neil Buzz and he liked to fly ships and slew lots of them. He said that it was a big step to go there, but also not too big and the book says that means it was actually not a big journey but jut a step to bigger journeys, but back then it was a big step. 
 
 When people went on Apollo 11 they went to the moon and you can go to the moon and see their ship and it is small and really rubbish. I liked going to the moon ion the class trip as you got to jump in the dust and they had really big ice cream. When Apollo 11 went to the moon they had to take their own ice cream as they did not have shops there then. 
 
 After Apollo 11 came home they sent lots of ships to the moon and made the moon base until it got blowed up and then no one wanted to live on the moon and then they made it good again and people wanted to live there then. I would like to live on Mars as it is better than the moon and more people live there, like my third Daddy who liked Mars too. 
 
 Apollo 11 was really really important and so we must think about it and then look at it on the moon and so my project is on the moon and Apollo 11. I think Apollo 11 is really really cool and I liked it a lot. 

