[ WP ] You have recently been struck by lightning and it scarred your right hand . Recently a superhero has appeared and has electric powers and wears a glove on his right hand . People think youbare the hero but you are n't .

`` For Fuck's sake I'm not him! I'm not black!'' I shouted at the crowd. Ever since I got this scar on my hand, people think I'm this superhero called *Statick Shock* but they fail to realize we look nothing alike. 
 
 `` That's why its a great disguise! No one would ever suspect a weak nerdy ginger as a super hero!'' I was too baffled to be offended by that comment. 
 
 `` Static! Static! Static!'' The crowd chanted each word louder than the last. 
 
 I gave up hope shortly soon after. I wanted to think of a way to prove my innocence, but fortunately look was on my side. Around the corner where people were gathering, a bank alarm went off. 
 
 `` Static! Go do something! Save those people!'' the people pleaded. 
 
 `` I told you, I'm not him! It sucks for the bank but I'm not putting my life on the line for a place that charged me $ 30 for not having enough money in my account. They can go solve their own problems.'' 
 
 `` But it's the right thing to do...'' a high pitched voice said in the distance. A little girl managed to find her way to the front and approached me. `` Please Static?'' 
 
 I sighed. When a little girl asks you to do something, how can you say no? 
 `` Little girl, I'm not a super hero. I'm just a man who had the unfortunate luck of getting struck by lightning. In December. When it was sunny outside.'' 
 
 The girl pouted as she went back to her mom. I swear I heard her trying not to cry. 
 
 `` You're no superhero, you're just an asshole! Who makes a little girl cry like that?'' A man yelled. 
 
 Slowly, the crowd dispersed, and I was able to go back to drinking my Starbucks while I browsed my PC. *Static-Shock huh, * I thought as I sipped my coffee. *So that's what the people call me. *
