[ WP ] A guy finds the perfect avocado

`` How about this one?'' 
 
 `` You know about these things better than I do. Just pick one you like, and put it in the cart.'' 
 
 `` I know, but I do n't want to be like,'I'm getting this. I'm getting that. Okay, now pay for it...' I want you to be engaged.'' 
 
 *sigh* `` Okay, can I see it?'' 
 
 `` You can see it from there, silly.'' 
 
 *sigh* `` Okay, can... *may* I hold it?'' 
 
 `` Since you asked so nicely!'' 
 
... `` It does n't seem ripe enough. See, the skin is n't glossy, and besides that, it's too firm. You could hurt someone with a rock like this.'' 
 
 `` How about this one?'' 
 
 `` Let me see... The stem does n't look too shriveled... It was probably picked at a good time. Let me see if the seed rattles...'' *shaking* `` Nope, that's a solid avocado... Good soft outside... still a little firmness... and... hey look at the size! This is a perfect palm-sized haas. No... this is a perfect avocado!'' 
 
 `` Is that a yes?'' 
 
 `` Now who's being silly?'' 
 
 `` We are!'' 
 
 `` Ha, we sure are... Okay, KY jelly and condoms... probably pharmaceutical.''
