[ WP ] Earth is discovered by a peaceful coalition of civilizations . Turns out we missed several major technologies normally developed by now . The aliens are very confused how we got here .

Krygh'rrtrh, Galactic Ambassador of the Universal Alliance, looked at the misshapen carbon life-forms in front of him and frowned. 
 
 Or rather, he did the Jgru ( that was his home planet ) equivalent of a frown, because the Jgru do not possess faces. 
 
 It seemed to upset the life-forms, because they all quickly lay on the floor to avoid the explosion of green slime that is the Jgru way of expressing displeasure. 
 
 `` Tell me again,'' Krygh'rrtrh said into the Vox translator, `` how did you arrive on this planet?'' 
 
 The chief life-form started to recommence his long explanation of something they called explanation, but the Jgru cut him off. 
 
 `` Impossible.'' 
 
 The life-forms conferred among themselves. 
 
 `` Actually, we have considerable evidence to prove that evolution is tr-'' 
 
 `` Of course!'' Krygh'rrtrh snorted, throwing out red slime this time, `` Only a fool would dispute evolution. But it's impossible that life originated 3 billion years ago.'' 
 
 `` Why?'' 
 
 `` Because the Alliance visited this planet 65 million years ago, and there was no evidence of carbon based life anywhere.'' 
 
 The life-forms seemed stunned and Krygh'rrtrh, confident that he would now get them to confess the truth, said, `` So I ask you again. How did you get to this planet? Was it warp technology? Fusion power? Or is there something else you are hiding?'' 
 
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