[ WP ] You discover that Earth is the `` North Korea '' of the galaxy

The xeno gasped in obvious admiration, pausing in the middle of the street and simply turning. The towering skyscrapers of glass and steel seemed to transfix him. 
 
 `` Hey man, everything alright?'' 
 
 His only response was a nod as the Xeno fumbled anxiously with his tentacles. His translator croaked to life. 
 
 `` I... I've never seen such beauty.'' 
 
 `` Oh, damn. Dude, you do n't have to act all forma-'' 
 
 `` I was not making one of your'formalities'. This city is the most beautiful one I've ever seen. Back home on Asuid, cities are no more than half this size - and not nearly as well designed.'' 
 
 Steve frowned. The streets of New York were impressive, to be fair, but they were also covered in grime and filled with rather rude people. Were galactic standards really that low, even for species with FTL? 
 
 Across the globe, numerous citizens played and lived joyously in the glorious utopia that was North Korea. 
 
 Praise our planet, praise our nation, and praise Glorious Leader. 
 
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