[ WP ] In 1907 Vienna Academy of Fine Arts rejects Young Adolf Hitler twice and soon after he survives four different assassination attempts by time travellers . Confused Hitler is convinced that its his art is what the world fears .

Adolf is blissfully strolling down the sidewalk after again being rejected by the Academy. Blissfully because, despite this, he seemed to have cheated death earlier this afternoon. He had been walking home, quite depressed, when a puddle caught his eye. Adolf saw a little bird bathing in the puddle, and began to study it, perhaps for a later painting. Just as he had stopped to admire this scene, a piano fell out of a building and landed exactly where he would have been had he not paused to inspect this creature. This he felt was some sort of sign to continue art. After all, it had saved young Adolf's life. He walked into the building to see what happened. A man, when he saw Adolf, screamed something and then vanished. Bewildered, he looked to the other man in the room. This man was obviously working for the moving company, with full work attire on. He told Adolf that the magical human who had just as suddenly appeared and disappeared, had been muttering about jews and ending a war. The following morning, a perhaps even stranger occurrence polarized Adolf's views on this particular group of people. He was silently mulling the previous days events as he happened upon a synagogue that was just letting out. He poked his head inside and was scanning the place when he made eye contact with two people dressed very strange. The moment they saw him, they began to sprint after Adolf who had turned to run. There was something off about them, and he did n't intend to find out what. Adolf was screaming, stumbling down the road when he saw a couple of officers in a coffee shop. He ran in and told them he was being followed. Just as soon as he had told them the little he knew, as if on cue, the strangers opened fire on the coffee shop from across the street. In the end, one officer and two time travelers had died. After many hours of questioning, Adolf again took to the streets to ponder. The question he asked himself was simple, `` What the fuck is wrong with the Jews?'' The rest, is history.
