[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

Total side note, but there was a place like this where I grew up. It served nothing but cheese or pepperoni pizza, and it stayed open super late. There was no sign outside indicating what it even was. It literally just had a neon OPEN sign in a dusty window. Inside, it was lit by a single edison bulb. This was back in 2008, before edison bulbs were hip. Cash only, of course. 
 
 Long story short, it looked like what everyone assumed it to be -- a drug front. Of course, we had no way of proving it. 
 
 Anyway, I was back in town during the summer of my freshman year of college. Some friends and I got hammered and stopped in around midnight for a pie. They were like $ 5. 
 
 Rather shady looking guy comes in and orders a meatball sub or something clearly not on the menu. I'm seated facing the cashier. He eyeballs the guy, and in a rather loud voice says, `` That'll be $ 50.'' 
 
 Customer drops a $ 50 on the counter without blinking. The cashier looks at the bill, looks at the guy and then at me. Then the guy turns around and looks at me. My friends and I got up and basically ran out. They turned the `` OPEN'' sign off right after we left. 
 
 Place was incredibly shady, but for $ 5 you could n't really beat it. 

