[ WP ] You wake up and find yourself in the world of your favorite video game . Just like on earth , you have to get a job , one that pertains to the game world . However , you do n't have any new skills , just the ones you had back in your universe . What is an average work day like ?

Every day is the same damn thing. I sit in my little box, press my little green button, and watch as dozens of people leave my station and come back again, just to vomit on their way out. I always hope things will be different. I always hope that maybe, just maybe, I'll get switched to another position. If I could leave `` Rollercoaster 1,'' and watch the `` 3D Cinema,'' this job would n't be so bad. I could never be so lucky. This cruel god has placed me in my little station box to watch as each day passes in a blur, just to make chump change while the CEO is raking in millions. The only bit of excitement I've ever had was when the coaster derailed and crashed. At least a dozen people died, and I know I should feel terrible, somehow responsible, even. I did n't though. I just sat there, smiled, and sent the next train off on its merry way. Maybe one day this nightmare will end.
