[ WP ] Daniel is slowly driven insane from the constant `` DAMNNN DANIELLLL '' 's he recieves .

NEWS FLASH: Today in a surprising turn of events, recent internet celebrity Daniel Lara has committed a string of crimes in the past few hours. 
 It all started this morning when Daniel assaulted a pedestrian upon them uttering his famous internet catchphrase `` DAMNNNNN DANIEL'' which we believe caused Mr. Lara to snap and beging violently attacking the individual. 
 From there Daniel proceeded to hold up the surrounding convience stores with a firearm hidden inside his shoes. His technique consisting of him self waiting for the cashier to say `` DAMNNNNN DANIEL'' in which he would respond by pulling the gun out of his shoes to say `` BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS''. 
 
 After robbing several stores in this manner, police arrived at the scene and when Daniel refused to cooperate with the officers they were forced to arrest him. He is currently being held until trial. Here with us today is the police chief whose unit was responsible for arresting Daniel. `` Officer, do you think this behavior is excusable? Is it possible that Daniel will be released anytime soon? 
 
 `` Well madam currently we do not know what to do with the young man. I personally believe he is a danger to society now and needs to remain locked up. When we were making the arrest one of our officers was assaulted by that damn 
 Daniel. I believe I speak for everyone when I say if he were to be let out he would go back at it again with the white vans.''
