[ WP ] Bernie Sanders wins the presidency but is secretly assassinated . Now one of his team must continue his presidency ala Weekend at Bernie 's .

The camera lights flashed and fluttered, and questions poured in why the newly-elected president was wearing sunglasses inside. His vice president stood awfully close by, arm wrapped around President Sanders. Emotional support, or something else? 
 
 Watching the conference from his luxurious home, Donald Trump noticed something was off. First it was in the questions; most were denied a comment, and it happened back-to-back. Any answer gotten out of the elderly Democrat was either a vague nod or shake of his head. 
 
 Then he saw just how pale Bernie was, slouched so limp on his podium, he seemed lifeless. Bernie had never had much color to him -- nothing like Trump, gold as gold itself. But now he was ridiculously white. 
 
 And when someone in the crowd mentioned an ungodly stink, Donald knew the President was dead. He sat up, and asked the most important question that came to mind. 
 
 `` How am I going to make money off this?'' 
 
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