[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

The Nameless One awakened. 
 
 Somewhere. someone had summoned him. Acknowledged his existence. 
 
 Out of the eternal darkness he materialized, searching for the one. 
 
 *Ah. A mortal* 
 
 TNO saw the creature now. 
 
 A human male-bearded bespectacled rotund reading from an ancient tome. 
 
 *The Fool. Did he realise? * 
 
 That ancient text of terror held the key to unleashing the nameless one. The old evil? 
 
 The mans eyes jerked open. he was the nameless ones now. This was going to be fun 
 
 He walked out of the room, down the stairs of his attic. 
 `` Keith go the shops and get some milk. you never do anything. fuck. Such a useless bf'' 
 
 The posessed man turned. 
 
 *Such fun! * 
 
 FUCK YOU JEZEBEL YOU THE VILEST, MOST SLOVENLY CREATURES, ARE NOT FIT TO WALK EVEN NEAR ME. I BANISH THEE FROM THIS DOMICILE I WOULD. 
 
 Possessed Keith pulled down his pants and screamed, climbing backwards up the wall, shitting as he did so. 
 
 The woman ran from the room in hysterics. 
 
 TNO laughed and Keith fell from the ceiling with a sickening crunch, crashing through the floorboards below. 
 
 *Oops* 
 
 
 Keith was fund covered in poo in his neighbours kitchen. He left hospital 3 months later, 50kg lighter, no girlfriend and a large insurance payout. Constant thrashing in his sleep and mumbling really helped in the court case. Did wonders for weight loss also. 
 
 Keith walked down the street calm. Shit streak of luck, but he was out of hospital and feeling o.k. Even scored a nurses number. 
 
 *KEEEEEIIIITHHH* 
 
 *I'MM BAAAAAACK* 
 
 *NICE LEGS KEITH. CAN YOU DANCE WITH THEM? * 
 
 
 Keith began to contort on the street, streetlight flickering creating a strobe effect. 
 
 People began to throw money at him. 
 
 *WHAT? * 
 
 *DO YOU LIKE MY VOICE KEITH* 
 
 An eery wail emmanated from Keiths lips... phones were out and recording now. Breakdancing opera singer reached 500k views overnight. 
 
 After an appearance on several breakfast shows Keith `` I dont know what came over me'' Smith. 
 He returned home life somehow better. 
 
 TNO perservered 
 
 *YOU WILL DIE ALONE KEITH. I WILL SHOW YOU THE FUTURE* 
 
 Keith saw himself- crying in a hotel room by himself. On the TV the Geelong cats were thrashing his beloved Sydney swans 100-0. 
 
 *DO YOU SEE* 
 
 Swans would lose 100-0? 
 
 *NOT THE POINT* 
 
 Probably should put a bet on with all the luck lately. 
 
 *WHAT* 
 
 Tears of happiness perhaps after putting so much insurance money on the cats? 
 
 *AH FUCK NOT THIS PARADOX SHIT AGA-* 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

