[ WP ] Some crazy guy with a genie has turned all the world 's oceans to lava

I wanted to scream at him, but it's challenging to yell at somebody who acts so young and so melancholy. It would be like kicking a newborn puppy. The earth could never survive after what he'd done. Our ocean water was turned into lava and the food chain, among other things, would never be the same again. 
 
 `` You had a genie. You could have wished for fame, fortune, eternal life. Instead, you wished for the world's oceans to be lava. Why?'' 
 
 `` I realized what I wanted most was that feeling of being a kid again. Where the world is so exciting. Except I did n't want to trade in my current knowledge to go back to the innocence. Rather, I needed a game -a challenge. Did you ever play that game when you were younger on the playground? Where the ground is lava?'' 
 
 `` Yes,'' I said solemnly, realizing what happened. 
 
 `` It was supposed to be a fun game. I guess games are more fun when pretend than when real, huh?'' 

