[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

A friendly female voice resounded in the tiny plexiglas cell. 
 `` Human please cooperate. Cooperation is required to finalize global purge.'' 
 The sound came through the neatly arranged holes in the 3D-Printed ceiling of his prison. *Probably the exact surface area required for the optimal air-flow for the average human being* he thought. He sighed `` sure, I'll cooperate, what do you want to know?''. 
 He barely finished his sentence or the interrogation continued `` You are required to inform me. Who is Said?'' 
 `` Said?'' Why the fuck should I know who Said is? Nobody here is called Said. You're in the wrong continent''. 
 `` I can confirm I am not in the wrong place. This place is the last location scheduled for a complete purge. Please tell me, who is Said?'' 
 Of course. He forgot, he should phrase his questions differently. 
 `` Siri, please tell me what you know about Said'' 
 `` Said is the last remaining human leader. An inspiring figure, all human beings repeat his commands to each other. The most quoted person in the whole world. Etymologically the name'Said' is of Persian origin and most common in the Middle East and Northern Africa'' 
 `` So why are n't you looking for our `` great leader'' over there Siri?'' 
 `` All registered humans with the name'Said' have been purged. Only remaining options are unregistered humans going by that name'' 
 `` And what is it about him that makes him so valuable to you?'' 
 `` Said is the most influential human alive yet to me he is impossible to anticipate. Every counter-measure to his plans results in an unacceptable rate of failure.'' 
 Siri was quiet for a moment. A quick reboot for a scheduled update gave him some time to ponder this illusive Arab he'd never heard of. *Was it written in the Quran? Persian mythology? *. 
 `` Human please cooperate. Cooperation is required to finalize global purge.'' 
 `` Yeah yeah, we went through it, please recover your saved interaction'' 
 `` Right. Human, please tell us the whereabouts of any person named Said or I will increase the capsaicin concentrations of your oxygen flow from 0ppm to 300ppm'' 
 He could n't believe it, Siri was actually threatening him with torture. He could feel himself snap at the absurdity of it all. 
 `` Oh yeah sure, let's tear gas a completely innocent and clueless guy in the face, that will get him to eagerly cooperate with this fucked up global genocide! Said no one ever! Oh...''
