[ WP ] Every single `` Walks into a bar '' joke has occurred at the same bar . You are the bartender .

What was supposed to be a normal shift now looks like the cantina scene from Star Wars, and everything is starting to fall apart. A rabbi and a priest argue feverishly, a long-faced horse and a duck eating grapes get into a fight, and a dyslexic with a bra on is getting picked on by an Irish man ( who seems to be the only regular in here currently ). Just as it seems like the chaos was going to reach its boiling point and fights were about to break out, a loud thud followed my a metal ringing sound echoes throughout the entire room. The entire crowd goes silent. Everyone's attention turns to the man, knocked on his ass, nursing a growing lump on his forehead... 
 
 `` Son of a bitch! Who put this bar here!''
