[ WP ] `` Do or do not , there is no try . '' Only a Sith deals in absolutes , Tell the story of Darth Yoda .

`` Destroy the Jedi, we must.'' An almost weasel-sounding voice, bizarre to hear coming from the cloaked menace that was Darth Yoda. 
 
 `` You know, Yo-dude, you do n't have to speak all weird.'' That would be his apprentice, Jordan. 
 
 Nothing else. Just Jordan. 
 
 `` Matter not, it does. For power, kill this man you must!'' 
 
 Ah, right, and that would be me. Jedi Sidious. ( The name was absolutely *horrendous* during applications, let me assure you ) 
 
 I'm balanced on a thin metal walkway, stretching across an abyss of unknown depth. This is n't very surprising; for whatever reason, there were thin metal walkways stretching across deep abysses all over the galaxy. 
 
 Like, *everywhere*. It was a tad frustrating, but it weeded out the recruits with bad balance. 
 
 `` I really do n't see the point, Yo-dude. Like, why should we kill him, if the world is just a figment of our imagination, and power but a means to some unknown end?'' He gestures with my lightsaber. Yes, *my* lightsaber. Apparently Yoda was too lazy to make a new one for his apprentice, so now he wanted Jordan to'turn it red with the Jedi's blood'. 
 
 It painted a somewhat disturbing mental picture, I must admit. 
 
 `` Kill, one must, to find meaning.'' 
 
 `` All right, Yo-dude, whatever you say. Not sure how easy this'll be, but I'll try.'' 
 
 Yoda shook his head, blood-covered ears poking out from underneath the hood. `` Do or do not, there is no try.'' 
 
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