[ FF ] Write me a comedy in 5 sentences .

I met the worlds pickiest cannibal in Latin America, in the 1950's; he swore he was a cannibal but he had n't ever enjoyed eating someone. I asked him once if he had a dream dish, and he replied, `` Yes, Chef Soup.'' 
 
 Fast forward three months to a slaughterhouse in mexico; the cannibal and I standing before a vast pot bubbling the hides of no less than eleven chefs. I watched with anticipation as he took a gentle sip at first, followed by a healthy bite of unidentifiable meat. 
 
 He looked at me, shaking his head, and uttered sadly, `` Too many cooks, spoiled the broth.''
