[ WP ] Write something involving world domination and bread . But not any of that whole-grain crap , keep that to yourself .

Arthur yawned, rolled out of bed and crashed to the floor. Clutching his head, he made his way downstairs. He pushed the kitchen door open quickly, causing it to bounce back and hit him in the head. 
 
 He made his way to his bread bin and pulled out some soft white bread, not any of that whole-grain crap. You can keep that to yourself. 
 
 `` Hello'' Whispered the squishy slice. 
 
 Arthur scratched his nose, ``'Allo''. 
 
 He reached into the packaging to retrieve another slice of bread. 
 
 `` Hey!'' Exclaimed the first slice, `` Am I not good enough for you?!'' 
 
 Arthur blinked, there was something odd going on here and he could n't work out what it was. `` I like both of you'' he responded absentmindedly. 
 
 Humming to himself, Arthur blearily made his way to his toaster. `` Hey now!'' Slice # 1 cried `` There's no need for that, you know what? You and I? We could rule the world, we could destroy all of our enemies, have domain over every single country that exists. If you just let me live we could have infinite riches, whatever your heart desir-'' 
 
 Arthur cheerily popped down the slider on the toaster and busied himself making some tea.
