[ WP ] `` Stop freaking out , it was just an accident . ''

`` Does the defendant have any last defense?'' The judge asked, knowing the inevitable outcome of this case. 
 
 The defendant stood, and looked around. He coughed and started to talk, `` I have no idea why this was such a huge deal. There are millions at home watching this trial and it's just bullshit. I mean, are you guys serious? This is nothing. Manson, Simpson, the kids who did Columbine, are all much, much worst than me. And did they get massive media attention? Well... they did, but that is beside the point. My real point is, stop freaking out, it was just an accident.'' 
 
 The audience gasped, how could such a man believe his crime so much? 
 
 `` Has the jury reached a verdict?'' The judge asked as nonchalantly as possible. 
 
 `` We find, James Randall Edwards, not guilty on 90 counts of murder, 86 counts of rape, and 42 counts of vandalism.'' A 40 year old looking man said, he then quickly sat back down. The judge stared for a long time. The audience in attendance did as well. Unsurprisingly, James was practically bursting out of his chair. 
 
 `` Uh... so, case closed...?'' The judge said as confused as a dog with a bucket on its head. He slammed his gavel, unsure of the future outcome. Then James pulled a gun off a cop taking him to freedom and killed 6 more people. 
 

