[ EU ] Leslie Knope runs for President . Her rival candidate is the current President , who campaigns for re-election : Frank Underwood .

`` But Mr. President, I do n't see anyone from the media, do n't you think that's odd?'' 
 
 `` Why yes, Leslie, that is odd. Gee whiz, you'd think a press conference here at the Grand Canyon National Park would have garnered more interest, what with you getting your start in the parks department and all.'' `` Maybe they're waiting for us down in the canyon. Why do n't you just get a little closer to the edge and take a look.'' 
 
 `` She did, of course. Stupid bitch. Dumb as a bag of rocks if I do say so myself. The power that goes with the job makes this kind of thing easier than you'd expect. Getting rid of evidence is no problem at all when you've got so many qualified people begging, just *begging* to help you out in an effort to avoid certain information about themselves going public. That and of course I have an alibi. Me? Why, why I was at home, with my wife, having dinner. If that alibi goes south then there's always the mistress. People love a good affair. Lap up a good sex story over murder any day. God I love being in charge. Leslie? Leslie who? She never stood a chance.''
