[ WP ] Aliens visit earth and are fascinated by other animals but find humans completely unremarkable .

I travelled to Earth 
 because I had heard, 
 that creatures called `` humans'' 
 were truly absurd. 
 
 I walked out of my ship 
 and what do I see? 
 A four legged creature 
 staring back at me. 
 
 He made a cool sound 
 that sounded like `` moo'', 
 what brilliant things 
 these humans could do! 
 
 I saw a few more 
 in the corner of my eye, 
 but it was the pink human 
 who caught me by surprise. 
 
 He was rolling in mud, 
 and his nose was so round. 
 And as I was looking, 
 I heard a new sound. 
 
 This human could fly! 
 he had a mouth- really long. 
 He perched on a branch, 
 and he burst into song. 
 
 There were humans who flew, 
 and ones who were blue. 
 Ones who could swim, 
 and make sounds- who knew? 
 
 As I was about to head back, 
 I heard a loud blare, 
 and I saw it was from this creature, 
 who appeared quite scared. 
 
 He did nothing but stare at me, 
 with a dumbfounded face, 
 And unlike the humans, 
 he was frozen in place. 
 
 Paying no attention, 
 I gathered up my notes, 
 and hopped in my spaceship, 
 and read what I wrote: 
 
 `` There are quite a few humans 
 with a variety of sizes, 
 the population's so diverse, 
 with the diversity it comprises. 
 
 Some are fast, some are witty, 
 some are slow, some are clever. 
 I saw 46 different humans! 
 Oh, and one'whatever.''' 
 
 Edit: Fixed tense.
