[ EU ] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu , what is your method and how did it go down ?

My rule was no women, and no kids. I stuck to that rule for nearly twenty years, and although I had been offered many juicy calls privately to take care of some high-level executives `` accident'', I never did. 
 
 Do you have kids? I do n't. I wanted one, but on account of my... deformity... I probably wo n't. I like them because for a short time they are harmless. No kid ever ever went looking to hurt anyone, and I respect that. 
 
 Except this one kid... he was a special case. 
 
 Ever see a kid call lightning from the sky? This kid could. He had a little mouse-type thing that's like a furry little Tesla-coil. This thing has blown apart buildings and hospitalized dozens, if not hundreds of people. And you would n't know it from looking at him because he's a goofy, bright eyed little kid that goes on about being a Po-kay-man master or something....whatever that is. 
 
 I was n't going to do it, until I saw this kid in action. Would you believe it, he's carrying an arsenal of these... things. Giant turtles armed with large-bore cannons, telekenetic cats, and a dragon....a dragon! This kid had enough enough firepower to take on a small country and *win*, and he was walking around chipper and cheery like this was normal! 
 
 We stopped him on his way to [ REDACTED ], and he cooperated with us most of the way, saying something about how he was training to be a Po-Kay-Mon master. All was fine until we reached [ REDACTED ] and attempted to disarm him. His electric-rat attempted to stun us, but we came prepared with rubber-grounded gear. We were prepared for that. 
 
 We were n't prepared for the... I do n't even know what it was. It looked like a fox but... taller, bipedal. Carried two spoons, like Uri Geller used to. It... made us see things. There was....um... friendly casual... I'm sorry can we stop for a minute... 
 
 *BREAK* 
 
 It was a bad situation. Upsilon and Zeta teams were... incapacitated. It was n't until Theta team arrived by helicopter with the tranquilizer guns that we managed to subdue his weapons. The fox did not go down easily, it took three darts to take him down. The rat was much easier with one dart, and the target himself took seventeen tasers to bring down. Yeah, he was that uncooperative. 
 
 We renditioned the target off to [ REDACTED ], and with that my job is done. I do n't know what happened to him, that's above my pay grade. He'll be interrogated. Thoroughly. And after seeing what he did to [ REDACTED ] and the rest of the team, I'm not sorry about it. 
 
 But it's alright. We won. We caught him. And god knows if there's any others out there like them, we got ta catch'em all.
