[ EU ] You are the head tech for the Cherno Alpha crew . You 've just received news that she went down , fighting bravely against a kaiju . Write your final speech to your crew before reassignment/dismissal .

`` Look you guys- we all knew this would eventually pan out to be a disaster some day. Today is that day! Amirite Dennis?!'' 
 
 *Dennis looks down, tears in eyes/arms folded* 
 
 `` I'm not going to sugar coat it, it's been a pleasure serving with you- the entire crew. Without a doubt you all are the most talented and impressive assembly of men and women. Your individual skills and talents have definitely saved my butt on more occasions as I can count. But it took one screw up and now we're all....well... hum. 
 
 `` But we all know Dennis, from accounting, really botched up the entire sector 7 armor budget.'' 
 
 *begins a condescending slow clap inches from Dennis's head* 
 
 
 

