[ WP ] You accidentally discover the sentence of death ( a sentence that kills anyone who hears it except the speaker ) when you say it over national television .

Who knew? You just get talking and talking, and the next thing you know everyone listening to you is dead. It is n't as though it was subtle either since everyone who heard had their head innards seep out of every hole in their heads. gruesome scene. It took some figuring out. I mean how was I supposed to know that it was a unique phrase that had exploded the heads of everyone who listened. 
 
 The way I found out was a little funny ( well not really ). Everyone who had seen the broadcast had died, or so I assumed on account of all my family telling me they were going to watch and then not returning my calls. When I visited it was the same thing as the bodies in the studio. I found a friend who had n't watched. I explained everything that had happened. Then the phrase. Dead friend. So now I have a choice. Turn myself in, or go homicidal maniac. 
 
 On my way to the police station I have a thought, `` who would believe me?'' I told the police about what happened. They did n't believe me, but they were investigating the strange deaths of people nation wide who had all died between 6-7 pm two days ago. I'm told to go home, but I was under investigation, and I was not to leave town and I was to await a phone call. 
 
 Two weeks fly by and I get no call. I head down to the police station to find out that the police are dead. I already know what happened though. They somehow got a copy of the TV showing, and watched it. 
 
 I can kill anyone I want to and get away with it. If anyone tries to investigate they will eventually hear the phrase and die. I am a God. Well I suppose its about high time I had some fun, let loose. 
 
 Another week goes by and I've killed nearly everyone in my town, and now its time to travel to the next town and set up a new challenge. Try to get caught. I make sure I'm caught on camera whispering into the ears of random people. When they drop dead I look into the camera and smile. When the police finally pick me up its obvious that they do n't know how I'm killing people. The phrase finds its way out of my lips and into the eardrums of my would be captors. 
 
 Most of the towns I travel to were already devastated by that original broadcast. Half the people who were still alive did n't even know about the deaths. The ones who were aware assumed it was some kind of epidemic. 
 
 I wonder if I can kill the whole world? Why not try. Humans have had their time. This is probably what I'm supposed to do anyway. Internet radio. Boooooom! death toll shoots up worldwide. still not enough. Viral video, `` If you watch this you will DIE!'' Idiots. 300 000 000 views, 0 thumbs up, 0 thumbs down. 
 
 It seems I've fucked up. I'm staring at a man who would dare to defy me. I'm aware of the stupid grin on my face when I speak the phrase. There he stands, undying. I scream the phrase. He starts walking towards me. This fucker is deaf. The last thing I hear is the phrase he read off of my lips. The last thing I see before my eyes explode out of my head is his tears and his hand gripped tightly on a worn picture of his family. 

