[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

No wonder the last guy was in such a hurry to leave. Yesterday, I swear to god, a guy came in with a 12 inch pianist. Before that, a horse came in. Without knowing why, I asked if he was a regular. He replied, `` I think not,'' and disappeared. It's been going on since I was hired. I ca n't take it anymore. Every time someone walks in, I feel compelled to say something I would n't normally, leading to a joke. For god's sake, I even laughed the first time. But no more. Next time, I'm resisting the urge. Next time, I'm ruining the joke. 
 
 
 An older man walked into the bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sat down and ordered a drink. Realizing this for what it was, I fought the urge, and said: 
 
 `` Good gentleman, I'm sorry, but I must ask you to leave. Now.'' 
 
 
 `` But bartender, do n't you want to know what's up with my getup?'' 
 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 
 `` Are you sure? It's really quite a funn-'' 
 
 
 `` I've got a shotgun under the bar. Leave.'' 
 
 
 As the man left, something seemed off. Suddenly, darkness began to engulf the bar. Then everything stopped. 
 
 
 
 Wow. I ca n't believe the pay for this lowly bar-tending job. Wonder why the last guy left. I mean, this place is a riot! The funniest thing happened yesterday. An older man walked into the bar wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard. He sat down and ordered a drink. As I set it down, I asked him: 
 
 `` Going to a party?'' 
 
 
 `` Yeah, a costume party,'' the man answers, `` I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life.'' 
 
 
 `` But you look like Abe Lincoln,'' I said, confused. 
 
 
 `` That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago.'' 
 
 
 This job is going to be great. 
 
 
 
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