[ CW ] Describe the room you 're sitting in , maybe r/doodle will sketch it . This would be a test of how someone processes your words .

My bedroom is your standard issue room; walls, door, strange greeny-blue carpet I ca n't afford to change, and of course a celling, all the prerequisites. Notably, in lieu of a window it has a large glass double door that opens out onto a small balcony. In the summer months those doors are the bane of my slumber as, despite the curtains ( which admittedly possess the same thickness as toilet paper. ), let the early dawn light flood into my room to sear my drowsy eyes. 
 
 The glass doors are also big enough to allow my neighbours a capital view of me getting changed, scratching myself, and playing air guitar along to Taylor Swift songs. 
 
 Pressed headboard first against the wall opposite the door, I have a double bed, or rather, I have two single beds pushed together in a sad parody of a double bed. Sometimes at night if I roll about too much the two mattresses separate and I fall down between them, it's a distressing feeling ( this can also happen during sex... It sucks the erotic energy out of the room faster than a hyperventilating succubus ). Beside my bed is a squat wooden night stand strewn with loose change, empty coffee mugs, and a'2 euro off your groceries' voucher from the supermarket ( which is a permeant fixture, I will never ever remember to bring it grocery shopping ). 
 
 On the wall adjacent to the door and opposite the solar floodgates that lead to my balcony is a plain white wardrobe. It's full of my totally awesome jackets and suits. I'm not exaggerating, I have a lot of totally sweet clothes. 
 
 Finally, sharing the wall with the door is are some shelves, covered mainly in old bus tickets, hair products, important rent allowance forms I have forgotten to fill in, and loose change. Also there's a wicker wash basket, full of totally sweet but vaguely smelly clothes that could do with a wash and to be honest I could't be bothered right this moment, I'm too busy procrastinating.
