[ WP ] As you awake you see yourself on a strange world surrounded by what could only be described as elves and another fantasy creatures . They ask you where you are from . `` Earth '' you simply answer . They all look panicked and start running away as they scream `` He 's a demon from Earth ! ''

As everyone ran around screaming in a frenzied panic I tried to gather my wits about me. This place looks enough like earth; there was the blue sky, the green trees, the blue seas, and the blaring sunlight. The creatures... well they looked close enough to things you would see on Earth, nothing too crazy. Through the crowd you see a group of armored creatures coming. Running was your first instinct but the instant your knees bent to take off you thought that might make matters worse than what they seemed. You hold your alert crouch til they arrive. 
 
 `` For what purpose have you come to our world Earth demon,'' bellowed the largest; his spear was polished to perfection and looked impossibly sharp sitting an inch from your face. 
 
 `` I do n't know how I got here, I'm sorry I ca n't really answer your question,'' you respond. 
 
 `` That's works out just fine, we'll let the goddess figure out what brought you here then,'' came a gruff voice. You glance over to see a very hairy... something. Whatever it was there was hair everywhere with metal strewn in places that must have been important and needed coverage. They snatch you up, emphasis on snatch, and take you quite a distance to what appears to be an arena. 
 
 `` Uh excuse me, fellows or sirs; gentlemen --'' 
 
 `` We are not gentlemen,'' snapped a centaur. 
 
 `` And I'm not a sir,'' growled the hairy creature. The run through the workings of the arena and stop at a very large door. There was obviously something very important behind it. Something like the goddess they mentioned. You kind of wanted it to be a squid monster. 
 
 They were met at the door by a dwarf. He let them in, angrily, and you decided you would call him Grumpy. Grumpy led the armored body snatchers to a throne. The throne overlooked the arena and sitting there on the throne was a very normal looking woman. She looked over and us and raised an eyebrow. 
 
 `` Why are you here demon?'' she asked plainly. 
 
 `` I'm not a demon miss...'' 
 
 `` You may call me Goddess Ebony,'' she continued. She reached into a pot and pulled out the biggest shrimp you'd ever seen. She began tearing off the legs. 
 
 `` Only two things come from Earth, child,'' she began, `` those two things are demons and weapons.'' She surveyed you closely from head to toe. `` So what brings you here demon?'' 
 
 You suddenly lose control of your motor functions. Your mouth drops open and a voice that is n't yours comes spilling out. 
 
 `` You're as stubborn as they say, goddess,'' it menaces. The woman leaps to her feet and stretches out reach arm, her palm open as if to attack. The armored snatchers retreat in fear. You merely look back and forth in horror as the voice carries on. 
 
 `` This is indeed my latest weapon technology, a biological weapon more powerful than any deity in your pantheon; bow down before its might or you will face my wrath.''
