[ WP ] You are on the cusp of eradicating a major disease . Someone appears from the future to stop you .

Portals ripped open throughout the hospital and giant tentacles wriggled out. `` No'' shouted a doctor. `` I must finish my serum for Hitlerbane, the only known disease to target only Hitler!''. The writhing appendages grabbed the vial from his hands and they wrestled. Hitler could only watch impotently from his deathbead, too weak from the Hitlerbane ravaging his organs to lend any help. As the tentacles pulled the scientist and his serum into the portal Hitler used his last ounce of strength to bless all blue-eyed blond babies with the courage to stand up to the zionist interdimensional octopi of tomorrow, and then he died.
