[ WP ] Write the third episode of non-existant series . Make us curious about what happened before episode 3 , and what happens after .

( begins with man walking down the street. He wears a leather jacket and has black curly hair. The camera is behind him and that is all you see. He narrates to himself ) 
 
 *'' Kevin Kevin Kevin. What the fuck happened? You used to be a god. Women used to kill themselves if they could n't have you. That one bitch created a doll of you and tried to impregnate yourself with it. You were an adonis'' * 
 
 ( Camera pans round to show his face, he is smoking a joint to ease the pain of half of his face being seared flesh, harvey dent style. ) 
 
 *'' then, suddenly you have half your face melted by 80's pop sensation Cyndi Lauper and bang, confidence is gone. You need to do something about this'' * 
 
 `` yes, i do'' 
 
 ( he says out loud, looking to the sky. Scene skips to another shot of a low quality, inner city apartment. Two people, a tall white man ( David ) and a smaller black woman ( Cassandra ) are curled up on a ratty old sofa watching the news on tv ) 
 
 D: `` Y'know Cassie, i would be far more motivated to do something if you did n't whine all the fucking time.'' 
 
 ( she mocks his voice ) 
 
 C: `` Y'know Cassie, i would be far more motivated to do something if you did n't whine all the fucking time. Shut up David, maybe if you had n't let Cyndi Lauper cripple me with a spoon, then i would n't have to whine.'' 
 
 D: `` Yeah? Well if you had n't fucked up tranq darting her then none of this would have had to happen at all!'' 
 
 C: `` yeah well-'' 
 
 ( they are cut off by a breaking news broadcast ) 
 
 Broadcaster: `` Breaking news this hour, a local man has gone on a naked killing spree at a yoga centre. The current toll is unknown, but the cause of death is unanimously decapitation. The man, who has been killing his victims with a samurai sword, continues to evade police and - Hold on, we now have a video from the suspect. Warning, it may be distressing to children'' 
 
 ( the clip is rolled, it is mainly static from a video camera with patchy bits of video. You can make out the form of the half faced, and now naked, man, in a room alone, blood and severed limbs adorn the floors and walls. He speaks clearly and directly to the camera, his burnt face pressed up to the screen ) 
 
 K:'' Fuck you Met Police. Fuck you all if this is the best you can do... Cyndi.... beware.'' ( or anything far less cringe inducing ) 
 
 ( the camera cuts to static, David and cassandra look at each other then back at the static and in unison say* 
 
 `` KEVIN!?'' 
 
 -END? 
 
 ( I know its kinda shit but thanks for reading. I just had the idea and i though i would put it down. Some of these are really good and mine ca n't really compare but thanks for reading anyhow. ) 
 

