[ WP ] at a wedding , someone is not who they claim they are .

How in the hell did I let it get this far? It was 1:30 and the ceremony was due to start in exactly 1 hour. I was to start playing around the time the guests would be ushered into the pews, so 50 minutes from now. The bride hired me to play 2 Chopin Nocturnes ( Opus 9, number 2 and Opus 27 number 2 ). Then, when everyone was seated, I was to play the obvious prelude, Canon in D, as the bridal party walked down the isle. Everybody would stand for the bride, except for me. I would be playing the less obvious Au Claire De La Lune for the most meaningful, most photographed moment of her life. Except I would n't. I barely knew how to play the piano, especially at that level of difficulty. I guess it's not important now how I got into this situation. The important thing was getting out of the situation. But how?
