[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

I'd killed someone. 
 
 I'd- I'd killed someone. 
 
 Accident, they said it was. How was I meant to know? Two scientist still in their labcoats pretending to be so much cleverer than me.'Oh, some H20.' Stuck up dick. He could n't say the word *water*? Does he ask people to pass the sodium chloride as well? 
 
 So when the other one said, yeah, I want H202, it did n't seem that odd. Everyone knows what H20 is but I studied English at university and H202 meant nothing to me. A quick google in the back told me all I needed to know. A few chemical reactions later and they seemed satisfied with their drinks. 
 
 Until one fell down dead. 
 
 Yeah, you guessed it, the H202 guy.'No, he was saying H20 *too*' the other scientist kept on yelling at me, but how was I know? Normal people would've said they'd like some water as well, please. Yeah, they did n't even say please. Ca n't say the word water and ca n't say the word please, I do n't think it's much of a loss, but still- dead. I shudder just thinking about it. I mean, in this job, I've seen a fair few pub brawls ( religious leaders are quite violent and I now have a healthy fear of rabbis ) and a strange number of people who walk through the doors just to fall unconscious, but a death?
