[ WP ] You are a professional pickpocket . You 've just picked someones pocket only to discover that the thing you have stolen is truly horrifying .

In the year 2008... 
 
 Rush hour is the easiest. Wait until people are getting on and off and are expecting to be somewhat jostled. An aging man with thick rimmed glasses and a expensive watch held his briefcase loosely at his side. The 6 train rolled in jam packed for rush hour. I pushed and shoved with all the rest and let my hand slide into the briefcase searching for anything. My fingers brushed against something hard and grabbed as the stranger pushed ahead of me. I glanced down at my conquest with little expectation, it was n't a walled or jewlery, simpy a hard drive. 
 
 At home I plugged the hard drive in out of simple curiosity. It was encrypted... Fortunately I had a friend for that. I transferred the files with my own encryption and a simple request, `` Help?''. A day passed, then two before I got an answer. `` Do n't kill yourself.'' What could it be? I wondered. One file popped up `` Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull''. The new movie I gasped. I had always been a fan...
