[ WP ] You have been kidnapped by the mafia , the reason ? Someone who 's very high up has a child who has a crush on you .

There was a bag over my head. It was surprisingly comfortable. I mean I was anxious and that kind of ruined the experience. But the darkness was tranquil. I just enjoyed the clean smell and relaxed into the smooth car ride. I'd been grabbed by some large men on the way to uni, but it'd been professional and I did n't owe anyone money. It was hopefully just mistaken identity. Or a prank, I had some rich friends who were jerks. 
 
 The car eventually stopped and the silence was pierced by a gravelly voice, `` Out.'' 
 I stumbled out of the car and walked along with the hand that easily fit around my entire bicep. I was a little uncomfortable now, I did not like walking blindly, I did n't want to bump into anything, or trip. I was walking on something solid and could hear my heels clipping neatly on tile. A few sets of doors opened and I was pushed into a seat. It was extremely comfortable. So I was being treated as a guest. 
 
 The bag was removed. I was looking into the face of a well known public figure, Don Grazimo. 
 
 `` Do you know why you're here, Gary Hopkin?'' 
 
 `` Uh... no... sir.'' 
 
 `` I have brought you here because of a problem you have caused.'' 
 
 `` Oh... how can I fix that?'' My brain was screaming swear words rapidly and loudly, I was having trouble hearing the rapid beating of my heart. 
 
 `` Your classmate, Valencia, you're going to ask her on a date. You're going to be very respectful. You will not tell her that you were here. And you will very flattering.'' Valencia was nice enough, but not really a looker. We'd spoken a few times, and had a bit in common but she was n't really into science and I was a Bio major. 
 
 I coughed politely, `` Sir, I'm already in a relationship. And I do n't really think it would work with her.'' 
 
 He smiled in the kind of way that gave the strong impression that my polite cough had not been very effective, `` I'll leave it up to your discretion. Ted, be so good as to give him the proper motivation.'' The bag went back on. I was led through a few more doors. I was punched in the stomach a few times and I agreed to a date. 
 
 I went home and laid out the situation for my harem. Anna and Peony took it well, Terry was excited while Abdul and Mandy were pissed off - they did n't like Valencia much. I got their permission to go exclusive for a while and prepared for my Thursday class where I'd see Val again. I took notes and then casually approached her after class. 
 
 `` Interested in a coffee? I wanted to talk to you about GMOs for my research paper, if you're interested.'' 
 
 `` No thanks, I'm going out with my boyfriend later.'' 
 
 `` Alright, coooooool. Well if you're interested in helping my with my paper later I'd appreciate it.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, maybe.'' She chewed her hair while she said it, like a monster. The van was back the next Monday. 
 
 Ted came at me like a gorilla in a onesie and I just said, `` She's got a boyfriend you moron.'' He adjusted his expensive and unflattering suit before disappearing back inside. Hopefully that was the end.
