[ IP ] The Unlikely Duo

`` Hello Wolf.'' 
 
 `` Squirrel.'' 
 
 `` Would you like a nut?'' 
 
 `` I do n't understand.'' 
 
 `` I've got an extra nut. You looked hungry, so I thought you might like it.'' 
 
 `` Wolves do n't eat nuts. We eat Squirrels.'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
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... 
 
 `` Have you ever tried a nut?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` I said, have you ever tried eating a nut? They're quite tasty actually.'' 
 
 `` So are Squirrels.'' 
 
 `` But how do you know that nuts are n't tastier than Squirrels?'' 
 
 `` I do n't.'' 
 
 `` Well then you should eat this one. You might like it.'' 
 
 `` Fine.'' 
 
... 
 
... 
 
 `` And?'' 
 
 `` And?'' 
 
 `` How was it?'' 
 
 `` I still like eating Squirrels better.'' 
 
 `` That's too bad.'' 
 
 `` How come?'' 
 
 `` You looked lonely. I thought you might need a friend.'' 
 
 `` Why do you think I'm lonely?'' 
 
 `` Because you're the only wolf in the forest. There are plenty of Squirrels, and plenty of Birds. There's even a couple Bears. But I've never seen another Wolf.'' 
 
 `` You're right. But what if I'm not lonely?'' 
 
 `` Why do you cry at night?'' 
 
... 
 
 `` Pardon?'' 
 
 `` I hear you at night. Crying to the moon. But no one ever answers your call. Not even the moon.'' 
 
 `` And so you thought I needed a friend.'' 
 
 `` Everyone has to have at least one friend. Even Wolves.'' 
 
 `` But you're a Squirrel.'' 
 
 `` And wolves eat Squirrels. I had n't thought of that.'' 
 
 `` So now what?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know.'' 
 
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... 
 
 `` Squirrel?'' 
 
 `` Yes?'' 
 
... 
 
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... 
 
 `` Do you have any other nuts I can try?'' 
 

