[ WP ] A priest , a rabbi , and a monk walk into a bar..

( Alright, so this is a little EU in that as soon as I saw Priest and Monk, my mind zoomed right to D & D, which I reference with class and deity names in here. So, it ’ s a little different, but I suppose here is A Monk, a Cleric and a Rabbi Walk into a Tavern... ) 
 
 Shun was the first to come stumbling into the bar with all the grace and agility that one would expect of a Drunken Master. Whenever Shun comes in my bar, I know that there's going to be some fun tonight, but I might be closed for a few days for repair. 
 
 The next to arrive was Alexander, a newcomer to town but he'd already been ruffling some feathers. I heard he was a cleric, Pelor I think. He immediately started eavesdropping on customers and trying to talk to everyone, get some kind of information out of them. He was n't very good at it. 
 
 Finally, Avrum, another Cleric, came in with his Golem. Yeah, a Golem. Listen, I tried to talk to him about that kind of thing before, but when this colossal rock guy came in here with this massive obsidian construct, I had to rethink my `` No Constructs'' policy at the threat of a living mountain moving right to where my bar was located, so, this thing had become more common than you might think, my bar being the only one in town that served constructs at the time. 
 
 Now, all the players are in place and I'm looking over this crowd and I just know something's about to happen. First thing is I'm serving Shun and Alex comes over to ask him about the local happenings. Shun, well he'd come in three sheets to the wind and I'd been serving him drinks steadily since just after he came in, probably around the time Avrum came across my threshold. All I can figure is he had the wisdom to know trouble was coming. Shun pulls out a personal flask, something I only allow from him, and took a swig of it before ducking as the Golem's arm swung across the bar and sent Alex flying into the opposite wall. 
 
 I'm not saying Avrum meant for him to do that, I mean the thing is just big and for all I know could have been telling a big fish story. But now Alex is embedded in my pantry that suddenly has a new door, Shun is twirling back around to retaliate and Avrum is spitting wine out all over my table. Shun's leg comes up and around and sticks in the Golem's back, the Golem feeling threatened reaches back and grabs him, but he is really stuck in there so as he tugs to try to get him out of his back, here comes Alex, charging in with this big warhammer. 
 
 I have never seen so much clay. The funny thing is some people said it made the ale taste better. Avrum at this point is jumping up and trying to get his Golem under control as Shun looks like he's about to puke as he's being pulled in every different direction as the Golem is spinning around and trying to find Alex, who's trying to match the Golem's movements to stay behind him. 
 
 I swear, this next bit went down in just six second. Avrum is preparing something to simply turn the Golem off, Shun breaks free and knocks Avrum out cold, the Golem bats Shun out the front door and Alex brings the hammer down once more while the golem is distracted, splattering him across everywhere. 
 
 I breathed a sigh of relief that the whole thing was finally done with leaned back up against the wall, which apparently was one thing too many. The entire bar creaked and caved in. I, um, where was I going with that? Oh, yeah, I guess that all it boils down to is, do NOT open a bar that caters to adventurers. It's way more trouble than it's worth.
