[ WP ] Write a prompt by making something mundane and everyday interesting .

`` In one corner, we have *The John! * Weighing in at about... 150 pounds -- we've never checked, that's a guess -- and sporting his traditional double-slammer weapon! Oh, he's still got his solid white rags! Some call it porcelain, I call it angelic!'' The announcer finished. 
 
 The other announcer took over. `` And in the other corner, weighing about... 10 pounds...? Is *The Brown Menace! * He's a tricky one! You think he's out of the fight but before you can even expect to recover he's back atcha with even more than he had before! His fighting skills range like crazy. He can be a stone wall, a madman, a ninja warrior, anything! He's just crazy like that!'' 
 
 `` Wow!'' the first announcer said. `` Look at those bulges! Some impressive muscles if you ask me.'' 
 
 `` You know, he really should stop wearing so much brown. Matches his skin and makes him look naked!'' 
 
 `` I agree, I like his red outfits. Makes him look viscious!'' 
 
 `` Here comes the first move, brought by The Brown Menace! 
 
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 Jeff excreted the turd and curled his toes. That was a big one -- should n't have eaten all those Lunchables on his break.
