[ WP ] You 're 99.999 % sure you have superpowers . Obviously , if you were 100 % sure , your life would be completely different .

'What do you mean?, do you have superpowers or do n't you.'' 
 
 Sigh knew i should have kept quiet about this but i needed a second opinion. 
 
 `` I'm 99 % sure, but not a 100 %, i mean i have powers of course, but are they my powers. Who knows.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' 
 
 `` Well lets say i lift up a bus, is it then me lifting up the bus, is it some being simply decreasing the weight of the bus for me, or even some kind of unknown possession on me that's doing it. 
 
 Would n't it be silly if i tried to lift a bus and it turned out i could n't because some change in my pocket gave me that ability, or whatever being that toys with me simply decided not to help this time.'' 
 
 `` But could n't you test for that, i mean lift a bus naked or something just to see if you could.' 
 
 `` And find out halfway though it was some prank, as i stand there in the buff trying to lift a bus, would n't be able to show my face around town anymore now would i.'' 
 
 `` Well has there ever been a time where your powers did n't work?' 
 
 `` Not that i know of, i mean i do n't use it all the time, but there could be a time it does n't work, do you think its time based?' 
 
 `` No, i'm just trying to find out what brought this on.'' 
 
 `` Would n't it bother you?'' 
 
 `` Not really but after all i do n't have any powers.'' 
 
 `` Sigh well thanks for listening anyway.'' 
 
'No problem.'' 
 
 *That was close, he almost caught on to us. *
