[ WP ] Segways have a secret hidden function that nobody has discovered ... . until now .

James stepped outside and took the chains from his segway, unlocking it from the tree he had secured it to for security. 
 
 Stepping on, he drove carefully down the pavement. He was in a business part of town with rows of shops running down the streets. A footpath wide enough for a segway to easily fit. 
 
 Ahead of him, a gaggle of old ladies crowded the footpath. He recognized them. He'd often seen them crowd around the windows of the shops, and rather than carefully and slowly drive through them. He much preferred crossing the street. 
 
 But not this time. He was utterly sick and tired of it. He had a right to this footpath as well! 
 
 Slowing down, but firmly continuing forwards he drove towards the group. Just as he was preparing to slow down even more. His segway spoke. 
 
 `` Ramming Mode Initiated'' 
 
 What the hell? James thought. But his segway picked up speed.. 
 
 Ahead of him, the group of old women looked at him in alarm as he sped closer and closer.. They looked on in alarm as his segway started to spew smoke and fire as the wheels madly spun, seeking a grip on the pavement. 
 
 `` Run!'' they screeched! `` He's gon na hit us!'' 
 
 James yelled in horror as he approached.. His hands grasped the handles in a death grip as his knees locked and his mouth opened in a silent scream. 
 
 Then the group as a whole looked at him and snarled. Their skin started to stretch as their forms shivered and grew. James looked on in horror as his segway started spewing purple flames and a metal screen unfolded from the frame. 
 
 `` NooOoo!'' he yelled as the segway smashed into the group. Pulverizing them. Jame's segway reached the end of its run and turned around. James looked on in horror as it began to pick up speed again. 
 
 Three monsters remained where the group was. Black monsters with slick wet skin and long claws. Faces a mother could n't love. 
 
 The segway and monsters howled as they ran towards each other. The segway screamed its fury as the flames turned from purple to a dark dark silver. 
 
 With a thunderous roar they met. The segway's shield screeched as the claws of the monsters raked down the shield, but it did n't give. The monsters crunched as they met the immobile segway and the solid metal shield. Their bodies were thrown away as the segway roared on. A unstoppable machine. 
 
 The segway roared on for who knows how many seconds more before slowing down. 
 
 Shivering, James unlocked his hands from the handles and shakily stepped off onto the ground. 
 
 Looking back. He could see a ugly mess of broken bodies, blue blood and black flesh smeared over the shops and pavement. 
 
 His segway spoke behind him and started to transform back. 
 
 `` Ramming Mode Deactivated'' 
 
 Looking around. James did n't see anyone. He did n't want to explain this. 
 
 He shakily stepped back on his segway and drove down the pavement. Refusing to look behind him. 
 
 This had nothing to do with him.
