[ EU ] [ CW ] Write a scene from Game of Thrones as if it took place in neighboring trailer parks in Florida

That one there, that big Evergreen, that's the Lannisters' place. Custom-built. Old man Lannister thinks he's the shit around here. Owns a ranch in Texas. He ai n't, though. Hey, you wan na see somethin'? 
 
 Look right over there, past that fence. That's Tyrone Lannister. Old man Lannister's *son*. Can you believe it? Hey Tyrone, come on over here! Hey, I never met a white man named Tyrone before. You still hangin' low, cuz?'' 
 
 *You know it. * 
 
 Where's that fine-ass sister of yours? 
 
 *I do n't know. Probably making someone miserable somewhere. Why? * 
 
 Well, you tell her cousin Lance says hello. Tell her to come by and visit me sometime. 
 
 *Great. Anything else? * 
 
 Naw, man. You still down for pool tonight? 
 
 *Depends. You still down to lose? * 
 
 Well, goddamn then. See you in a bit. 
 
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 Yeah, he's a fuckin, you know, little person, but he will fuckin' throw down, let me tell you. I seen it. 
 
 OK, now you see that big white one there? That big burned-out Fleetwood, down at the end of the row. The Starks used to live there. *Used* to. They were snow dealers. Shit went down a couple years back when cousin Jeffrey went fuckin' nuts on their snow and killed Ed Stark. That dude was cool, man. Shame he had to die. But anyways, then Ed's son Rob went crazy and swore *he* was gon na Jeffrey. Then Jeffrey and his bitch fucking mother said they was gon na kill ALL the Starks, every last one of'em. They nearly did. They killed Rob at his own fuckin' wedding. The oldest girl's a stripper out in Bakersfield. The younger one's a little fuckin' psychopath already. Shame about that crippled boy, too. But they probably should n't have fucked with us Lannisters in the first place.
