[ WP ] Your home street is populated by really obvious classic monsters . There 's the older European gentleman , with his aversion to garlic and sunlight . Opposite from you is the house that 's always really noisy during full moon etc . And then there 's you ; an ordinary human ...

You know, Rosina Leckermaul's cookies are the best cookies on the block. There's something about them that just makes me want to eat them and eat them and, heck, if her whole house was made of them - I'd eat it too. There's no denying it. 
 
 
 But nothing beats time with the lovely Cinthia down the street. Oh, do n't pretend like you do n't know her. The Native American woman! There's just something... so enchanting about her, you know? It might be her big brown eyes or the fact I've never seen her wear anything other than those long flowing skirts that hide her legs. Maybe it's something about the mystique? Get this though - when she saw me smoking she cut off contact with me! I mean, I'm trying to quit. I did n't think she'd freak out. So here I am, Greg. 
 
 
 And hey, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. You know, for the pizza thing. I forgot that Domino's changed their pizza - I know you're allergic to garlic. You've been such a pal to me since I moved here. 
 
 
 You even helped me out when I pissed off Mark. All I said to his wife was that I was a locksmith and next thing you know she's begging me to open this chest in their bedroom? Real big lock on it. I thought it was weird too but next you thing you know Mark is storming in and kicks me out. I mean, I barely got a look at what was in the chest anyway. Some sort of leather animal costume or something? Whatever, I'm not one to judge anyone's kinks. Maybe she wanted to surprise him. 
 
 
 But look, it's getting late and I know you have n't had any food yet so I'll get going. You really should look into getting a day shift so I can see you more often, Gregorio. We could do lunch. Say hello to Phoebe for me of course - tell her my wife is still asking how she gets that garden to bloom so well under that big oak tree you guys have. See ya later, bud. 
 
 
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 Thanks for the prompt! Very fun.
