[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

Note: adult language 
 
 \ > be me, 25 NEET weeaboo 
 
 \ > mom kicked me out of the house a month ago 
 
 \ > feelsbadman.jpg 
 
 \ > been crashing at my friend Ross' house, not that bad, guy has bretty good dank 
 
 \ > 4:20pm, wake and bake... start to get the munchies, buddy is going to be home soon. Figure I can order a pizza, he can pay for it when it arrives 
 
 \ > After I dial I realize I have no idea what he likes. Guy is a millionaire, he prolly does n't even eat pizza... 
 
 \ > suddenly, /mischief/ strikes 
 
 \ > Get the bright idea to order some ridiculous pretentious bullshit 
 
 \ > pizza place finally answers ( they have notoriously awful service, it's run by a bunch of meathead Chads but it's the only place in SF with good meat lover's - all these vegans. The Italian sausage tastes like none other. ) 
 
 \ > Order the meat lover's, trying to think of something pretentious... 
 
 \ > I'm baked out of my mind, so best I can come up with is telling them to make a pizza with no crust ( lel ) 
 
 \ > Guy taking the order does n't even question it, just says `` understood'' and hangs up 
 
 \ > Decide to go take a shower since I smell like ass 
 
 \ > happily shampooing, hear a bang in the front hallway. Roomie must have had a drink on the way home... 
 
 \ > I hear some shouting, guy is probably calling me to help him up. 
 
 \ > tough shit, I'm in the shower 
 
 \ > Get some shampoo in my eyes, start to wash it out, when I open them I'm surrounded by dudes in black SWAT gear pointing guns at me 
 
 And that's the story of how I accidentally got the Silk Road shut down by calling an FBI honeypot.
