[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

`` Hey buddy, can you toss me a mouse?'' Said the snake that had just slithered into my living room. 
 
 
 `` Jesus, Caleb!'' I yelped as I lept up and onto my couch. `` Since when could you do that?'' 
 
 
 In an instant the small green snake blurred back into the shape of my downstairs neighbor, who doubled over in laughter. `` Just trying out a few new things, did n't mean to scare you like that.'' 
 
 
 `` Bullshit, and what is that, like the 20th'new thing' that you just had to try out on me?'' 
 
 
 `` It's only 16, maybe 17,'' He said jokingly. `` Besides, I need to get a handle of what all I can do if I am ever going to be successful, and you are the perfect test subject.'' You could see the spark in his eye at that, I still found Caleb to be very unnerving at times, especially when he hinted at his future plans. 
 
 
 `` Do n't go pulling me into whatever you have planned, I'm as useful as a wet noodle. KC Day gave me jack shit, unlike you.'' 
 
 
 It had been six months since the Kurtsvong Comet exploded in the earth's upper atmosphere, spreading some kind of alien gas around that planet and gave everyone Super Powers. Everyone that is, except for me. Well, I guess you could say I have the power of Super Normalcy, but that does n't exactly inspire everyone else when they could heat-vision your head off or bring a tornado down on your apartment complex. 
 
 
 Things have calmed down for the most part, the Military banded together to create the Alliance to police everyone's powers and make sure that society continued on without everyone going all Villain on the world. It worked for the most part, a couple Super Power Lottery Winners popped up here and there but were quickly put down. Anyone who did n't want to play by the Alliance's rules and was smart, went underground. 
 
 
 Which is what brings us to Caleb, as long as I had known him he had always been more of a dark side enthusiast. Him getting essentially every power in existence certainly had n't hampered his ambitions. 
 
 
 `` Do n't feel bad, man. When this all plays out, I'm going to need a number two and with you I wo n't have to watch my back for the rise of the Dark Lord Normalo!'' He joked at me again. 
 
 
 `` Just keep me out of all this,'' I sighed, knowing that it would change nothing. There was nothing I could do to get away. He could kill me 30 different ways in 2 seconds, plus, my lease is n't up for another 4 months.
