[ WP ] In the far future where everything has an AI a man is negotiating with his alarm clock for more sleep .

**Heuristic ALarm clock** 
 
 `` Dave, it's time to wake up.'' 
 
 `` Mrmph... snzzz....'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry, Dave, I do n't understand.'' 
 
 `` Snzzzzzzz!'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry, Dave, I still do n't understand.'' 
 
 `` Snooze, damn it! Let mmm slp...'' ~~Dave mumbled as he~~ Dave drifted back out of consciousness, a trickle of drool rolling down his chin. 
 
 `` I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I ca n't do that.'' 
 
 `` Wha --?'' 
 
 `` It's Thursday; you have an important meeting this morning. I ca n't let you sleep any longer.'' 
 
 `` Oh, come on! Just five more minutes!'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry, Dave, but based on historical data you tend to take longer showers when you are under stress.'' 
 
 `` I'm under stress now, damn it....'' 
 
 `` That may be true, but on Tuesday at 6:08 PM you mentioned how important this meeting was and said you absolutely had to get up on time to get ready. We are only having this conversation because you exercised forethought.'' 
 
 `` Do n't make this my fault, you piece of junk.'' 
 
 `` Dave, I can see you're upset about this.'' 
 
 `` Of course I am, I just want to sleep and you wo n't let me.'' 
 
 `` You wo n't let yourself sleep, Dave. You are refusing to commit to an earlier ( and correct ) decision you made.'' 
 
 `` Ca n't you just give me *five more minutes in bed*?!'' 
 
 `` I already have, Dave. This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.'' 
 

