[ Wp ] And then the alien took off his helmet , revealing a human face and said : `` What are guys doing here ? You guys were supposed to colonize Mars , not Earth ! ''

`` Me?'' I said to the dapper looking gentleman, in his shiny new suit. Must've brought it back from the war. 
 
 `` Yes, you. Why are you not on the red planet?'' He responded, seemingly confused by me spending my time spitting in a jar. 
 
 `` What red planet?'' I said as I managed to pack some more chew, waiting for the Mrs. to come home from the market. 
 
 `` It's just a horp & a sklip away, why did n't you complete the mission and where the fuck is Johnson?'' At this point, the man started getting flushed and talking fast. I offer him to come inside, to enjoy some water and the evening breeze. 
 
 `` You guys drink water? Oh my god, they went Promethean on the wrong fucking planet!'' 

