[ WP ] Browsing the web , you click on one of those links like '7 signs your spouse is cheating on you ' or '15 useless exercises you should stop doing ' and instead of some sort of generic clickbait stuff , it 's all about you ... you personally , with details and pictures .

“ Craig, buddy, you aren ’ t going to believe this. ” 
 “ What now Rob? Do I need to come get you from the bar again, its only… Rob its only noon! ” 
 “ Craig. No. Listen. Go to MSN.com. ” 
 “ Okay… ” 
 “ Okay go into romance and relationships ” 
 “ What? Rob why are you even- “ 
 “ Craig. Now is not the time for questions. We will analyze my disgusting work habits some other time. ” 
 “ Alright, I ’ m here. ” 
 “ Okay. Click on the article that says, Seven signs he ’ s seeing some skank…. The alliteration is a nice touch. ” 
 “ Alright… I ’ m here what ’ s the big deal…? ” 
 “ Call me when you ’ re done reading. ” *CLICK* 
 Craig put down his cell. He was used to getting some weird calls from Rob but this might be the weirdest. He started reading the article. 
 
 1. ) He will find faults with you for the smallest things. Like washing his shit stained boxers that were in his gym bag. 
 
 Well…. If they were in the guys ’ bag, that is a little invasive, Craig thought pensively. 
 
 2. ) He will start talking about what life would be like if you weren ’ t together. For instance, he might talk about the life experiences he has missed out because of you. 
 
 Craig smiled and looked at his calendar. Serbian sex cruise, September 8th. Check! 
 
 3. ) He will seem disinterested in sex. Even when you offer to do perform his sick, perverted, “ fancies. ” 
 
 Craig chuckled, glad to see his word “ fancies ” was catching on. 
 
 4. ) He will refuse to go out with you and your friends. Even when they offer to go the “ rib cage. ” His disgusting, favorite rib place: where they just happen to suspend people in a cage over the other diners and force them to eat an entire rack of ribs in ten minutes…. While the cage spins. 
 
 Craig sat up a little straighter in his chair. He loved the rib cage. He looked down the list to number seven. 
 
 7. ) He will tell you he isn ’ t sleeping with a skank, because his name is fucking CRAIG DANIELS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WOMANIZER WHO LIVES IN SEATTLE, WASHINGTON WHOSE ADRESS IS… 
 
 Note to self… internet journalists… a definite black list profession. Craig closed the article and googled `` legal name changes; how?'' 

