[ WP ] A serial killer uses a vending machine to buy a personalized coke bottle to select his victim . One day , he gets a bottle with an unexpected name .

He chuckled as he walked up to the local Walmart. He had already memorized the path to the machine where he would find his next victim. He always enjoyed the rush as the bottle fell from the machine. A random victim picked by the machine, their fate decided by a minimum wage worker stocking the machine a week earlier. The suspense was almost too much to take as he slid the two single dollar bills he had taken from the previous victim into the machine. His hand quivered as he reached down to the slot to retrieve the bottle. The bottle read `` Obama.'' A panic struck him. He could n't break his promise to himself, yet he could n't possibly hope to get to the most powerful man in the world. Ashamedly, he reached for two more singles out of his wallet.
