[ WP ] Write the longest story you can with an unexpected pun at the end .

I went to enter a pun contest. I entered ten puns. My first pun was as follows: 
 
 I went to watch a play about puns. The play was called `` A Play on Words.'' 
 
 The next pun that I entered was `` The clown could n't go to work today because he did n't have the balls to do it.'' 
 
 The next pun that I entered was `` The hares escaped the zoo. Nobody could find them. Local authorities were combing the area.'' 
 
 The fourth pun was: My teacher calls me a chicken because I have a hard time coming out of my shell. 
 
 The fifth pun was `` A boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his mom telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, ‘ No change yet.'' 
 
 The sixth pun was not very punny. 
 
 The seventh pun was `` Grandma wo n't let me tell people to'eat crow.' She said it is a four letter bird.'' 
 
 The eight pun was `` the energizer bunny was arrested for assault and battery'' 
 
 The ninth pun was `` A business man who wanted more ties bought some in Thailand where ties are very collar full.'' 
 
 The tenth pun was this joke. 
 
 I asked the judges to see if I won. Out of all of the puns that I entered, NO PUN IN TEN DID!
