[ WP ] Reddit finally secured funding to build a vast metropolis in its likeness . It is broken up into boroughs and cities , which represent subreddits . Every aspect of this mega city has been designed specifically to cater to and sustain millions of redditors . Describe your experiences here .

I locked the car doors.This area is n't the nicest area, especially for a PI like me. 
 
 `` Turn right on bondage street in 500m'' the GPS barked. 
 
 I turned the wheel and ended up on the street. Redditville was built like a paradise after Diggton went to hell. And with the people came the secrets and questions someone like me needed to answer. Us PI's were hired by mods to look for the rulebreakers, but sometimes these decriped induviduals looked to us to find dirt on the mods. 
 
 `` Take a slight right on NSFW_GIFS and the destination will be on your left.'' The GPS interuppted my thoughs. 
 
 This time, however, this was n't a user of the standard caliber. This was an outcast. And an outcast with power frighten the Admins. Especially this one, Unidan. 
 
 `` You have arrived at your destination.'' 
 
 I stopped the car and walked out. My destination was a club. Named `` I'm [ F ] riendly!,'' It was the most generic club here, but this is where I am supposed to find him. I shielded my report baton and put on my flair, before I met the bouncer. 
 
 `` User?'' He asked. His giant hands held a blue arrow, and he looked at me as if I was prey. 
 
 `` Its /u/UncoChen.'' I replied. 
 
 `` Ok. Be careful and do n't do anything illegal.'' He said as I passed him. 
 
 I entered into the club and saw sex. Lots of sex. I was desensitized to it by now, but the smell will never leave your mind. 
 
 `` Over here!'' I heard, and I saw the customer. 
 
 `` I assume you took a throwaway.'' I said. The face of this user was different than the one who was regarded as a hero cycles ago. Now, he could n't walk into Front Ave. without due hate. 
 
 `` You're correct, but you need to know this.'' He handed me an orangered. 
 
 `` Why'' I asked 
 
 `` Because this wll prove my innocence.'' He said with a blank look on his face. 
 
 `` Youhave nothing to prove. You admitted it yourself! You think the Circlejerkers shut up about it?'' I said. 
 
 `` Look, the Admins know I'm here. the IP tag,'' he pointed to his neck'' they wil come before I will explain completely, but the short of it was that the Admins were upset at the growing power.'' 
 
 `` You know that they'll kill me too. A throwaway would n't protect an agent of theirs.'' 
 
 `` I know. And I'm sorry.'' He said before gunfire lit up the place. 
 
 `` ADMIN DEPLOYMMENT SQUAT! SUBMISSIONS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!'' 
 
 I pulled out my baton and went to work uncovering this controversy.
