[ WP ] Someone discovers how the universe began . But , it was neither God nor the big bang .

“ So you ’ re telling me, and do correct me if I ’ m wrong, that the world was created by *small men from another universe*. ” Dan said, eyes wide in disbelief. 
 
 George smiled and nodded, “ Isn ’ t that so cool? ” 
 
 Dan ’ s mouth fell open, jaw slack as he look his friend up and down as if he himself was an alien. He had no idea how George had found this out, but the prospect of knowing scared him. As far as Dan knew, George ’ s government job involved pushing pencils, but part of Dan felt now knowing this secret put his life in danger, which was not a good thing, Dan quite liked his life. “ Cool? No, cool is proving evolution, or, I don ’ t know maybe proving that a God does exist. This, this has just broken the world, all philosophy, and put my life in jeopardy in one fell swoop. ” George said, voice raising as his panic did. 
 
 “ Broken the world, isn ’ t that a bit of an exaggeration? This only proves that intelligent life on other planets exist and that we ’ re just some science experiment for another race, and they likely didn ’ t anticipate on humans and our existence is a coincidence. ” His voice trailed off and his eyes went wide, “ I ’ ve broken the world. ” 
 
 Dan let his face fall into his hands while rolling his eyes, “ How did you find this out? ” George reached into a bag, pulling out a piece of paper. Dan took the paper out of George ’ s hand, before dropping it as if it was on fire and jumping back as if it would explode; “ Oh God. ” 
 
 “ I know, I shouldn ’ t have read my bosses mail. ” George said, learning over to pick the paper off the floor. 
 
 “ Oh my God. ” Dan just stared at George in complete shock. 
 
 “ God isn ’ t real Dan, this proves it. ” 
 
 “ *Oh, my, God*. George, you ’ re such a moron. ” Dan yelled, broken out of his stupor, “ You can ’ t just read people ’ s mail. ” Dan gripped his hands into fists, holding back from punching his best friend in the face. 
 
 “ I work for the government, it isn ’ t what they call an *honest* job. ” 
 
 Dan was near hysterics, laughter seeping out in insane bursts, “ You ’ re a secretary, not an official. We ’ re dead. You ’ ve killed us. I ’ d better start saying goodbye to everyone I love. ” 
 
 George hummed thoughtfully, “ Maybe the aliens will save us for knowing they ’ re real. ” 
 
 Dan glared at George, `` You're such a moron.'' 
 
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