[ WP ] Your archenemy is an inanimate object

Who would have thought that something so simple could fuck up my entire relationship in more ways than one?!. 
 Honestly, 
 everything was perfect, I saw myself to be a somewhat handsome fellow, 
 with what I once believed to be a rather adept dick giving ability. 
 I did however, get reminded regularly that I was pushing above my `` weight grade'', which upon second thought was also a likely stab at the few kgs I may have put on over the past few months, 
 But, can you blame me, it was winter & burritos are fucking delicious. 
 
 In all seriousness though how I ended up with a girl like this I will never know, It seems Yaggermeister and poor lighting the night we met created a version of me that left her moist and wanting, A feeling I very much wish too revive. 
 
 This is how one simple act that at the time I considered considerate, had her reconsider everything she once thought of me. 
 There is but one thorn i must tear from deep inside her if this relationship is to spark anew. 
 
 I will destroy that dildo, if its the last dil I do. 
 
 
 To be continued... 

