[ WP ] A man with above average intelligence wishes for the world to be smarter . He is delighted to find that his wish has come true , until he realizes that he is now the least intelligent man in the world .

`` Alright, wellp there you go Mike. Your wish has been granted, the whole world is smarter now,'' said God. 
 
 Mike smiled. `` Sweet! No more idiots!'' 
 
 `` Well, except for you.'' 
 
 Mike looked confused. `` What?'' 
 
 `` You'll figure it out. Well, actually maybe not considering you're the dumbest thing alive,'' God chuckled. `` Anyways, you used your three wishes, so.. peace.'' 
 
 `` Wait, only three wishes?'' `` I thought you were God not a genie,'' Mike yelled. 
 
 `` Common misconception,'' God said looking annoyed. `` Genie's give an infinite amount of wishes, I give three.'' 
 
 `` That's bull-shi-'' But before Mike could finish his sentence, God snapped his fingers and was gone. Mike was dismayed with emotion. He was happy that the world was smarter, but puzzled as to why god said he was now the dumbest thing alive. *Wellp, I got to take a dump. * Mike thought to himself. He began walking towards his apartment building and then stopped dead in his tracks to what he thought was the building moving. 
 
 `` Wow! What the hell!'' *I could of sworn that thing just moved! Must just be my imagination. * Mike then walked into the main doors of the building which opened automatically. 
 
 *Since when have these been automatic? And where the hell is everybody? * Usually the lobby was full of people, but no one was in sight. `` Hmm,'' Mike mumbled. 
 
 He walked up to his apartment door, which also opened automatically. `` WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?'' Mike screamed. He was confused and scared, but his urge to use the restroom was increasing. He ran into his bathroom and sat down on his toilet seat. `` Man, something weird is going on.'' 
 
 `` Tell me about it,'' said something behind him. 
 
'WHAT THE HELL!'' Mike jumped up and turned around. 
 
 `` Poop in me big boy,'' whispered Mike's toilet who began to chase him. Mike screamed, and then ran to his front door but could n't open it. 
 
 `` You're goin' nowhere STUPID BOY,'' yelled the door. 
 
 Mike fell to his knees crying and then turned around to see all his home appliances circling around him. 
 
 `` How would you like to be sat on all day?'' screamed Mike's sofa who jumped on him. 
 
 Mike's microwave then started to activate right in front of him. `` I'm gon na burn these pizza rolls you left in me last night, bitch,'' it yelled. 
 
 `` Mike started to bang his head against the floor and scream `` Not my pizza rolls, you savage!'' 
 
 Mike's fish then jumped out of it's fishbowl and started to smack Mike on the face repeatedly with his fin `` I'm gon na flush you like you did to my brothers!'' The fish then began to force Mike down the toilet, flushing him. 
 
 `` GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!'' Mike screamed as he was flushed away. 
 
 So anyways, be careful what you wish for or your fish might just flush you down your own toilet. 
 
 
 
 
 

