[ WP ] You ask someone to give you feedback on your newest manuscript . After they finish reading through the whole draft , you ask them on how to improve it . They then highlight the entire text , press `` backspace , '' click save , and finally close the document .

`` Well, there are healthier ways to tell me you do n't like it, but I guess this is what I get for soliciting feedback. 
 
 `` Jimmy, there are two things I really need you to do. The first is that I need you to get the hell out of my house, go home, and fuck yourself with one of the many empty wine bottles you keep in your apartment. Do n't bother lubing it up, lube is for closers. 
 
 `` The second thing I need you to do, after cleaning up the blood of course, is to hop on Google and look up Dropbox. What did you think this is, the Seventies? You'd pull some'Misery' bullshit and torch my book because it did n't have enough pictures for you? I've got three revision passes worth of text on my hard drive, a fourth on a USB drive, and all that and a bag of chips on the Cloud. And since it turns out that your knuckles drag even lower than I originally thought, I do n't mean the things in the sky that look like rabbits, you troglodyte. 
 
 `` Goodbye. I hope you like eating shit, Jimmy. The character I named after you is going to be doing a lot of that once I get done with my next edit.''
