[ WP ] While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich , you accidentally draw a symbol that summons demons .

Who knew the demonic apocalypse would start while I was singing my sandwich song in my boxers. It was a normal Tuesday morning. I had the day off so I made the executive decision to play video games in my underwear all day only because i could n't think of any reason not to. It was around lunch time so I stood in my kitchen making a couple of sandwiches. They were nothing special containing only, a bit of turkey, pepper jack cheese, and some mustard. `` Sandwich, sandwich, what's that? Sandwich!'' I sang while applying the mustard to my bread. Everything was normal, but my dancing messed up the concentric circles I normally make with my mustard causing some weird symbol instead. 
 
 The sky turned black and the room suddenly smelled of ozone. The hairs on the back of my neck started to raise as if somebody was watching me. `` You have summoned me? Algorch the Lord of Terror?'' A voice said, it spoke softly, but it chilled me to my core. `` What is your bidding, you who have activated my sigil?'' I turned slowly to see a twelve-foot tall monster made of flame and rock. `` Did my fucking roommate dose me with acid again?'' was the first thought that came into my mind, but I had had worse trips so I decided to roll with it. `` I dunno man. Go take over the world for me.'' I replied through a mouthful of sandwich. I soon learned that demon lords do n't let you take back a request.
