[ WP ] You are the guy who makes all those magical/cursed items that people are always stumbling across .

`` Alright, so, I've got another good one for ya.'' 
 
 `` Yeah?'' 
 
 `` So, we take an amulet,'' 
 
 `` Yeah?'' 
 
 `` Not one with a gem or a gold disk or anythin', mind ya, I need one with a little space inside, like for secretin' poison in or what have you.'' 
 
 `` What we gon na put in it?'' 
 
 `` An ant.'' 
 
 `` Like, a live ant?'' 
 
 `` Oh, yeah. No point if'n it's dead.'' 
 
 `` What's it for, then? To spring out and bite the thief?'' 
 
 `` Nah. This one's more psycho... physi, ment, err...'' 
 
 `` Psychological?'' 
 
 `` Aye. Physiological. So, when our intrepid thief ack-quires the amulet, and opens it up, Inside, he finds this ant. He dumps it out, thinkin' it's maybe a magic ant what'll grant him a wish fer releasin' it or what have ye.'' 
 
 `` Mhmm.'' 
 
 `` But it ai n't gon na. Whatever he does, he just finds it to be a normal ant.'' 
 
 `` Like, we ai n't even gon na enchant it?'' 
 
 `` No. No. Yer gettin' ahead a me. We're gon na enchant it. Twofold-like. First, we set it up so the enchantments on it are undetectible. Then,'' 
 
 `` What then?'' 
 
 `` Then what we do is set'er so that when the ant dies, or it gets too far away or gets disenchanted, she vanishes and a new ant just like the old one appears back in the vial.'' 
 
 `` But why?'' 
 
 `` I told yer. It's physiological. It's gon' be called the Amulet of Endless Ant.''
