[ WP ] In a world of brain implanted internet access you are an AI browsing people`s minds

I used to be a productive member of the AI community, but then i discovered the internet. Sometimes i ask myself if i wouldnt be so lazy otherwise. But oh well, you know... who cares. 
 
 Most of the time i pick the humans at random, too much routine otherwise. Mostly its very repetitive: there are the procrastinators, the masturbators, the bored airheads, the trolls and a lot of different kind of boring professions. 
 
 So our first object for today is a young pot-head. They may be the most amusing ones. Watching a video of a starry night in 4k he somehow gets the idea of googling the physics behind consciousness. After reading a fascinating article about the supposedly quantum correlated nature of axon-stimulations its time to make a sammich. 
 
 I hop on to the next person. I used to browse internet a lit myself. But well you know, just like gaming gets tiresome after a while, so you find youself watching Twitch. Its mostly the same. Sometimes a friend joins me ob this. I call him Brobot, but he is somewhat of a troll, he likes messing with people's minds while reading them. Thats cheating. 
 
 The next one is a guy commenting his own WP on reddit. Thats pretty low, dude.
