[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

`` Breezy Beez, you know I'm good for a little tormenting. Just- just do n't send me back to the Toenail Boiler,'' Jonah begged. 
 
 At 127 years, Jonah was still getting used to Hell. He'd been tortured enough to make him think taking the job as a demon would be easier. Such is the way of Hell, torture the living or be tortured yourself. 
 
 Beelzebub shook his head and started, `` Jonah, no one calls be Breezy Beez. And I have to warn you. Being a demon? Torturing the living? Its not as easy as it looks. There's a reason we start you out with a few torture sessions. People have blessings, they have dumb luck, they have people looking out for them. It takes a lot of planning to use all that against them.'' 
 
 `` A few torture sessions...?'' Jonah grumbled. 
 
 `` Do n't be cross. Any good demon comes to love a little self- punishment. Listen, Jonah, I see that you feel a break from being tortured would do you some good. I'm just saying, you may not be ready. We've only tortured you physically. Tormenting the living has a way of torturing you mentally and emotionally if you are n't prepared.'' 
 
 `` Beez, I'm ready.'' Jonah resolved as he peeled dead skin from his arm. `` The acid bath yesterday made everything click. Torment people, experience torment yourself, divine sensation. Everything you've been talking about. I get it now.'' 
 
 `` Alright, Jonah. You'll start tomorrow. We'll start you off easy. It's Eric Shaemer. He's a 54 year old attorney. His wife is cheating on him. His kids hate him. And most of all, he hates his job. He always wanted to be a famous chef. He's dug himself into a horrible life with a cynical outlook and weak moral resolution. It should n't take much to tip him over the edge.'' 
 
 `` Ah! Thanks, Beez. I got this, really! Really, I got this! I ca n't wait! Finally to give myself some rest!'' 
 
 Beez breathed out a deep sigh and reclined deep into his hell pit. `` This is n't rest, Jonah. There's a reason demons are restless. You need to understand the challenge you're undertaking,'' Beez warned. 
 
 The severe tone of the words melted away in the hot air before they reached Jonah. He was elated for the first time in a century. 
 
 Jonah cried: `` Yes! I do! I'm ready! Thank you!'' 
 
 Beez nodded, slammed his foot to the floor, and Jonah evaporated into a cloud of smoke. 
 
 It was Jonah's last day in the torture chambers. Even the Leg Filet would feel easy today. 
 
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