[ WP ] At the end of your life , the Grim Reaper sends the necessary equivalent force needed to claim your soul , the more dangerous you are , the more force they send . As you look out your house , you see the German 6th Army staring back at you .

The old Russian man walked down the street to his small apartment in the middle of the city. Just as he was about to enter his home, a shout stopped him. 
 
 `` Halt!'' 
 
 The old man turned around and spotted an army of grey uniformed men flooding the streets as well as tanks, trucks, and howitzers. 
 
 `` The fascists have returned?'' The old man said. 
 
 `` We are here on the orders of the Grim Reaper to take you in.'' The general said. 
 
 `` So you require the might of Hitler's lapdogs to take me in? Pathetic!'' The Russian shouted in glee. 
 
 `` The 6th Army will decide your fate.'' 
 
 `` Ahahahaha! Do you realize where you are?'' The Russian shouted. The Germans looked at each other. 
 
 `` Volgograd?'' One German said. 
 
 `` That's right!'' The Russian said. `` Let me translate to your terminology. YOU ARE IN STALINGRAD!'' 
 
 A hush fell upon the army, horrified as they realized the meaning of the old man's words. 
 
 `` I fought in the Great Patriotic War and I have fought here, in Stalingrad. I can just say it is nice seeing many of you back.'' The Russian man said. He went inside and came back out with a rifle. 
 
 `` Now. Let's dance.''
