[ WP ] When you delete your Facebook , you get deleted in real life .

It's a world of surveillance now. One would think to that of George Orwell's 1984, however this is arguably much worse. 
 
 Your every move is shared on Good Ol' Zuck's domain. Time of waking, what you're eating for breakfast, what TV channel you're watching - You get the point. 
 
 It's been like this for a while, but at least back in the old days it was just vaguely embarrasing that everything you did could be found out. This was back when the US existed. Since then, it's just been the United States of Zuckworld. I know, Mark does n't seem to be good at names does he? 
 
 Nowadays everything you do can be held against you. At birth ( which is put on your mother's timeline as you would guess ), you are implanted with a chip which connects you to Facebook - your name is randomly generated, your characteristics automatically entered into your personal details. This also means nothing is sacred - masturbation is nearly non existent, unless you're shameless. Maybe you'd think, oh, everyone does it, why does it matter? Well, you see, it is n't nice to see your dong being shared around on your feed. 
 
 This also causes crime to be wiped out - a good thing, mind you, but what is considered crime now is the catch. Swearing lands you 10 years in solitary, speaking against the state is death, and having any opinion not approved by Facebook as well as making dead memes is punishable by being exiled to the state of 9gag ( modern day Africa ). 
 
 So here I am, driven to suicide. Well, deleting my Facebook account. No difference. 
 I have nothing to live for. I was left parentless when my mom made a Harambe joke and my dad laughed at it. They were sent to the bowels of 9gag ( modern day Zimbabwe ). My 2 siblings were killed resisting my parent's exile, leaving me to fend for myself. What's even the point. Zuck rules with an iron fist, and the concept of liberty have been long forgotten by society. 
 
 `` Are you sure you would like to delete your Facebook account?'' 
 
 Yes. 
 
 I hear a knock on my door.
