[ WP ] An inanimate object comes to life at the worst possible moment

They had waited a long time for this, and finally, the night had arrived. Everything was set up accordingly to fit the mood. The lights were dimmed, and various candles were lit around the room. Soft instrumental music sounded from the set of small speakers located on the desk against the wall. 
 
 Everything was perfect, and Aaron could n't be happier. 
 
 He and his girlfriend had been together for seven months now, and they finally agreed that it was time. Of course, they had the long-awaited talk on a Monday morning, so they had to endure the long week ahead of them because who the hell would want to have sex the night before a math test? Well, Aaron could make up an excuse about how sex would relax his mind, making it to where he could better focus on the test. But Maggie would just tell him that he's a moron. 
 
 And so they set the date to Saturday night when both of Aaron's parents would be out at dinner while his little brother would be spending the night at a friend's house. 
 
 And now everything was set up perfectly, and the only thing left for Aaron to do was to wait for Maggie. 
 
 Aaron flopped down onto his bed, rolling onto his side while his hand hovered over his nightstand where a condom was laying. He picked it up, tossing it back and forth between his hands as he heard Maggie's car pull into his driveway. 
 
 He could n't keep his lips from curling up into a grin as he heard Maggie shut her car door. He sat up into a sitting position, swinging his legs over the bed until his feet were flat against the floor. Once on his feet, he tossed the unopened condom onto his bed before hunching over to undo the clasp on his jeans. 
 
 His jeans pooled around his ankles and he stepped out of them just as a blinding white light flashed through his room. He squeezed his eyes shut and turned quickly on his heels to where he thought was the bed. But instead he stepped right into his bunched up jeans, and of course his freaking foot got caught, and the next thing he knew he was falling. 
 
 He blindly reached out in front of him, expecting to feel his hands hit his wooden floor. But his hands hit something soft and warm, and he felt two, large hands gripping his shoulders to keep him from falling. 
 
 His eyes shot open, and he quickly blinked a few times to let them readjust to his dimly lit room. And after the seventh blink, a face began to come into focus- a face with a very defined jawline and a well sculpted nose, and to top it all off, the brightest blue eyes he had ever seen. 
 
 Aaron took a wobbly step back as he rubbed aggressively at his eyes with the small hope that this was all some freaky illusion and there was n't a person standing before him- a person with short, black hair that was cut to give off the appearance of the perfect side-swept bangs. 
 
 A person with a very toned stomach, and holy hell that was the best six pack Aaron had ever seen. 
 
 And a person- no, a man who happened to be lacking in the clothing department. To put it frankly, this man was naked, like straight up no clothing, everything hanging out naked. 
 
 And Aaron took another step back, and there it was again- that stupid falling sensation, and he reached out behind him, hoping to catch himself before his head cracked against the floor, but then he felt one, strong hand clasp onto the back of his neck while another strong arm wrapped around his waist, and the two hit the floor. 
 
 And for the next four seconds or so, the only thing Aaron could think about was what was being pressed against his leg- very dangerously close to his crotch. 
 
 And if that was n't bad enough, Maggie took that exact moment to freaking fling his bedroom door open with a large smile that quickly faded as her jaw practically dropped to the floor. 
 
 And Aaron just stared back at her- frozen in place. What could he say?'Oh hey Maggie, this is my condom'. Or, the ever so typical'it's not what it looks like'. 
 
 The room had fallen into a very uncomfortable silence up until the freaking naked man on top of him decided to look up at Maggie with the biggest, dumbest grin on his face and say `` Hi!''. 
 
 And Aaron fell back against the floor with a defeated sigh. Yea, his life was so over.
