[ WP ] In 2050 the Rapture happens and the Apocalypse ravages earth . The colonies on the Moon and Mars are untouched by the events .

`` Oi Reginald, di'd you hea the whaddabouts on homeworld?'' 
 
 `` Aye, I have mate I been ringin me mum but she's not picked up her interscreen since it happened... I'm blowing off every hour I is.'' 
 
 `` Come now Reginald she's probably out in the country somewhere safe'' 
 
 `` Nah, mate me mum's a crazy sod, she's probably looting the local market as we speak that's what's got me so fagged, she was always going on and on saying if the end of the world came she'd break every glass window she could find and even pay Mr. and Mrs. Sullivan a visit for not keeping their yard nice and tidy... one of the reasons I'm up here is cause she wanted me to become an engineer and join in the Martian excavation so I could send her wads of quid''. 
 
 `` Cobblers Reg... Cobblers'' 
 
 `` Yeah, she's probably going to join The Dark Lord's army now''. 
 
 `` Well Reg, at least we're up here and she's down there...'' 
 
 Suddenly a rumble in Cidonia... 
 
 `` WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!'' 
 
 `` Reginald, I think we have company... its all of them raptured types they've come out of one of the pyramids we've been excavating''. 
 
 `` BOLLOCKS!! Me Dad's here....''
