[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

Oh boy the start of a new day! 
 
 as always im the first one up, my cheerful voice chirp-chirp-chirping away for those sleepy heads to wake up! 
 
 the man of the house looks a bit grumpy, and sure enough him and the missus are arguing something fierce. 
 
 Oh it looks like she wants to move me somewhere! 
 
 oh no, she seemed to have lost her grip and accidentally sent me flying! I almost hit him right on the noggin! 
 
 Aw look how sweet they are! The man just decided to give her a great big hug! 7ve never seen anyone wrap their hands around the neck when hugging before, but those silly humans do all sorts of things. 
 
 It seems the missus is enjoying it, shes having a fit of fun waving her arms around, her face is blue with excitement! 
 
 Darn it! She's decided to go back to sleep the silly, and he seems to be leaving her be. I wish I could set my alarm off again.
