[ EU ] Hogwarts has a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher - Gregory House

`` Where's the Professor'' Hermoine groaned, flicking her lovely brown hair, as the all the boys from Houses watched with their mouth agape ( except for Slytherin, they just watched from the sides of their eyes while pretending not to notice ) 
 
 `` Who cares'' said Ron, sucking on a lollipop that changed flavours every five seconds. `` Enjoy, it's a free period''. 
 
 Suddenly, the door flew open, off the hinges and landed with a loud thump on the floor. 
 
 A tall and stern looking man walked in with a staff in hand and looked around. He raised his eyebrows slowly `` Somebody should get that.'' A group of Hufflepuffs rushed to restore the door. 
 
 The tall man stood at the centre of the room, leaning on his staff, Harry immediately noticed that he was crippled in one leg and wondered what dark spell was so horrible that healing magic could n't heal it. 
 
 `` Yes, I'm a cripple,'' he said, staring right at Harry, he then walked up to Hermione and stared at her. 
 
 `` Miss Granger I presume?'' he said, `` Hmm, let's see, top student, stickler for neatness, more than a little anal retentive'' The class gasped in unision. `` Daughter of muggles'' Hermione jumped 
 
 `` Have we met? How could you know all that?'' she asked, her perfect skin reflected the morning's light through the windows. The girls behind sighed and wished they looked like the mudblood. 
 
 `` Easy,'' he said `` your bags are twice as heavy as everyone else's in the room, which means your' studious, except for the fact that they are arranged by order of size, which leads me to the other thing...'' more eyebrow raising ensued. `` You are exceptionally pretty, but no one is sitting next to you except for a ginger and the famous and notorious Harry Potter, which suggests that you lack popularity for a reason'' 
 
 `` Also, it seems that you have written the answers to the questions for this lesson, which I have not given out yet, while everyone here is staring at blank scrolls and this boy here...'' 
 
 He walked over to Ron ``... is struggling to understand that food goes into the mouth hole, not all over the hands and face'' 
 
 `` Ronald Weasley, I presume?''
