[ WP ] A game among aliens is to conquer other planets using the laws of that planet . Earth is their next target , but what they do n't realize is that our bureaucracy is a mess .

It was early July 2016 when the aliens realized they had failed in their only hope of successfully taking over the world. Their plan had been long planned, as they had learned the intricacies of US government and politics for decades of service in the senate. The name they went by was Bernie Sanders. The plan was to turn the US towards socialism, which throughout human history has proven to turn into authoritarian rule. If they would have concentrated power within the strongest nation on earth, they would have been that much closer. While they learned much about US government and politics, their mistake was not learning about the people. Little did they know, The people could cut through the bullshit, and knew that voting for some old shriveled up Commie bastard was a terrible decision. They severely misunderstood the intelligence of the average person. Their socialist policies worked ok every other planet they had tried, I mean... who denies free shit? Luckily the critical thinking skills of the Americans told them the truth about socialism, and how it is an utter failure. 
 
 America and the world will now continue to live free. ( Well, at least America ).
