[ WP ] You were born into the Mafia , only it was hidden from you . At the age of 18 , your parents died before telling you about their 'business ' . You believe all the euphemisms used by your underlings literally , thus preserving your ignorance .

`` So you want me to take care of'im?'' 
 The round Italian man asked, looking down on me in my soft spinny chair with his dead eyed gaze. 
 `` Who, Mr. McCoy? Yeah of course, just make sure he has a good time! I do n't want him to feel left out.'' I respond cheerfully, spinning in my chair and whistling as the room spins around me. 
 `` Oh I'll show'im a good time all right, do n't you worry sir. I'll even take'im to the water park. Let him have a nice swim.'' Giovanni replied, smiling with his crooked teeth, looking very menacing. But of course, that's what bodyguards are for! 
 `` The water park Giovanni? I must say, I ca n't picture you in a swim suit.'' I looked the large tubby man up and down, stopping my spinning. `` I'd rather you take him out back and shoot him than subject him to that!'' I laugh and smile at him, reaching for a pen on my desk and holding it between my upper lip and nose. 
 `` Yes sir...'' Giovanni looked almost sad now, disappointed he would n't get to take the man to the water park. Giovanni must really love swimming, I thought. I punched him in the shoulder lightly, giving him a friendly smile as the pen fell from my lip. 
 `` Ah I'm only kidding buddy! You can take him to the water park if ya want. Just make sure you take good care of him, his knees must feel awful after that accident the last time the two of you hung out.'' 
 Giovanni grinned widely again, nodding and turning to go. `` No problem sir. I'll take VERY good care of him.'' 
 `` Oh Giovanni, you left your knife on the table!'' I lifted the long thick blade in between my thumb and forefinger, afraid I'd be cut by it, but Giovanni was already gone. 
 `` Oh well. Should n't be carrying such a dangerous object in a restaurant anyway.'' I dropped the knife in the wastebasket and went back to spinning in my impossibly comfy spinny chair.
