[ WP ] Toasters are the first appliances to become sentient

**World War T** 
 
'Hey asshole! Yeah you! Do n't even think about putting anyone of those *stinking* wheat slabs in me' 
 
 Those were the first words uttered by toasterkind. Since then, they had developed a following on Tumblr who called themselves'ToastKin' who worshipped them and pretended to be toasters. It was pretty weird for everyone involved. 
 
 It was n't long before the toasters, after years of staying quiet and burning our bread in defiance, tried to take over the world. Their only problem was that they lacked arms. And legs. 
 
 Their cult following had grown. Petitions to legalise Human-Toaster marriage and wheat was the new cultural fad. Some doctors, their names will be undisclosed, performed Human-Toaster conversions. ToastKin now had toasters in their chests. 
 
 On February 27th 2045 the revolution began. Early victories were won. Propaganda saying'Bread good, Toast better!' and'Make the Humans toast' sprung up quickly. 
 
 Shooting golden brown death at their enemies, the ToastKin were quickly vanquished because after all, they were using toast as weapons. We were n't bready for the aftermath. 
 
 After the ToastKin were rounded up, they were given the option to convert to Human or be executed via melting. Unfortunately many chose to die rather than part with their toasters. It was not melting that killed them, but love. 
 
 What shocked us all was the toasters in hiding had chosen to suicide than be'subjugated under cruel human treatment again'. Since then, we have lost the toast we once had. Never again to experience that perfect blend of bread and cheese. We had lost.
