[ WP ] You get a deep cut for the first time in your life , instead of bone or muscle , you see wires .

Well, fuck. I've just been a complete jackass in the name of a YouTube video. Who knew that playing real-life Fruit Ninja with two swords is n't actually a good idea. Long story short, my friend threw a watermelon up too high and to the left, I went for the damn thing anyway, now I've fucked up my arm real bad. More importantly, I missed the watermelon. Prolly gon na need to go to the hospital for that one. `` Oh shit!'' my friend yelled, and I screamed to call 911. `` Tell them to haul a fucking ambulance over here for this shit right fucking now, I'm'ma prolly bleed to death from this shit, aw fuck!''. My friend started rushing to find where he'd set his cellphone, I told him that I was gon na be in the bathroom inspecting what had happened. Dumb idea, but I was thinking fast, and fast does n't equal smart, not every time at least. 
 
 I ran like hell through our house to the bathroom, which is conveniently located at the exact opposite end of the house from the backyard doors. Sorry, mom and dad, looks like you've got a trail o' blood to clean up now. While I made my run, I could feel my hand shut down, so to speak; I could n't move the thing anymore. I opened the door and immediately I grabbed a paper towel and started dabbing up the wound. Again, stupid move, but I did n't know what to do, and again, I was thinking fast. Anyway, as I continued to wipe my arm down with this thing. Thankfully I would n't be wasting too many towels or anything because the blood stopped. 
 
 *The blood stopped, * I thought to myself. I was no medical doctor or anything, but I'm pretty sure that on no planet ever does `` brushing a large gash gently with a washcloth a couple of times'' stop the bloodflow. But yet, I ran my good hand down my arm, and sure enough, it came back dry - well, no wetter than it was before I ran my little `` experiment'' of sorts. My friend told me that his phone was dead, he could n't call 911, could he please borrow mine. I told him there would be no need, it was just a false alarm. He told me I was insane but I insisted that 911 need not assist me. His response was a flat `` whatever'', even though not five seconds earlier he was calling me a madman over the matter. 
 
 Now then, I decided that it would be a good idea to figure out how false my false alarm really was, in case a call would end up having to be made. I turned my arm that I could see the injured side. When I looked at the gash in my arm, I expected to see muscles, sinew, and if I was really unlucky, bones. But there was none of that. Instead, what I saw was a rainbow of cords and wires of various thicknesses. In the center of the gash they were cut through. Copper was exposed on either end of the cut wires, and periodically a spark flew out. When this happened my bad hand twitched a bit. *This does n't make any sense. I'm a person. This is a dream. You're hallucinating from the blood loss. Slap yourself awake. Wait, that would n't work, you're freaking dying! * I still hit myself just to make sure. Maybe the whole thing was a dream, from Fruit Ninja to now. Evidently it was no dream, I was still in the bathroom staring at an array of robotics inside my arm. I looked at all the metal and wiring, and noticed the small layer of `` skin'' stained red from the fake `` blood'', convincing enough that a small scrape would pass completely unnoticed. *This is some crazy good engineering. It must've taken ages. * I realized that I was technically now talking about myself in the third person, and it felt like crazy talk. Suddenly I heard the massive front door to our house crashing down, then footsteps of what sounded to be multiple people. I practically smashed down the door to the bathroom door getting out of there to find out what the hell was going on. I went into the main room of the house. Outside the front door I could see a van. It had some company name on it or something, but I did n't have the time to make it out before one of the intruders pinned me to the floor. After this happened I felt myself falling asleep quickly. I heard some mumbling about what to do with me but I was falling asle- 
 
 System shutdown prodedure completed. 
 
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