[ WP ] You are Adam , and you are dropping hints to God about your perfect `` type '' ... .

**The Beginning of the Tingle** 
 
 In the beginning God created a great many things: the heavens, the earth, the sky… the universe, in essence. Adam, the son of God mused, as perfect as his father ’ s taste was, he could add a little more input to his father ’ s awe-inspiring creations. For as of late, God had been spending more time in his creation chamber and fewer moments teaching Adam the mysteries of the universe. Without God's company, Adam felt… that new emotion he had learned the other day… Ah yes,'loneliness'. And perhaps, he needed a new companion to combat such ‘ loneliness ’. 
 
 Timidly, Adam peeked behind the gap of two adjacent stone pillars of God ’ s creation chamber. In the centre of the space God paced to and fro, his flowing garment sweeping the stony ground. 
 
 As Adam parted his lips to speak, God interrupted, “ Adam, my son, what do you seek? ” 
 
 Adam moved away from the pillar, `` I have a request''. 
 
 And God said `` Speak your mind.'' 
 
 `` Father, do you remember our discourse on the Sabbath?'' 
 
 And then God stopped pacing, turning to Adam, `` Yes, son''. 
 
 `` Do you recall the eyes of a doe?'' 
 
 `` Yes, son.'' 
 
 `` Do you recall the slenderness of its legs?'' 
 
 `` Yes, I do son.'' 
 
 `` Do you recall during lactation of a female ape the enlargement of its bosom?'' 
 
 `` Yes son… but.'' 
 
 `` Well if you could plump both the- ” 
 
 “ Yes… And made in the opposite image of yourself ” 
 
 Adam nodded eagerly, knowing God understood. 
 
 God had a deep crease marring the space between his brows, “ Only this once son… ” 
 
 He closed his eyes and bellowed “ Let there be- ” 
 
 … 
 
 A great flash struck the centre of the creation chamber, the shock causing the pillars to tremble. Adam was forced to close his eyes from the blinding sight. 
 
 Once the commotion calmed, Adam allowed his eyes to adjust. As the blur faded God's newest sensation appeared before his eyes. Adam began to flush uncontrollably, lighting his body with an unknown burning sensation travelling from his cheeks down his torso. 
 
 “ Ah… Father, what is this feeling, ” he mumbled feeling the site between his legs tingle. 
 
 And that, was the Eve of a new dawn. 
 
 *B-Adam-tss*
