[ WP ] You are legally allowed to commit murder once , but you must fill out the proper paperwork and your proposed victim will be notified of your intentions

The clerical assistant stamped the paperwork and handed the receipt back to Mister Henry. 
 
 `` Thanks for coming in and filling this out. Mister Edwards has been informed via email-'' Before the assistant could finish, the door of the small claims office was kicked in and a man soaked in blood appeared in the threshold. 
 
 `` You ca n't do that! It's illegal!'' complained the clerk. A bullet splintered a cloud of spraying wood from her desk and both the office's patrons went rigid. 
 
 `` Retaliation rights!,'' Mister Edwards barked. He aimed his magnum at Mister JHenry, whose hands shook uncontrollably as Mister Edwards took his smartphone and showed it to Mister Jones. It had the email just sent to him by the clerk's office regarding Henry's intention of murder. 
 
 `` A little late on this, do n't you think? You're supposed to fill out the paperwork *before* you send an armed hitsquad to someone's house. Asshole,'' growled James Henry. 
 
 `` Please, James- we can work something out- a- a promotion or maybe a-'' Mister Edwards begged, sweat pouring down his brow. Two police officers moved near him. 
 
 `` Sir, please come with-'' 
 
 `` RETALIATION RIGHTS!'' Henry warned and kept his gun held over his head. The officers immediately moved away, nodding and accepting. Henry's gaze turned again to Mister Edwards. 
 
 `` Nah uh, Marcus Edwards. I've been looking forward to this since the day you locked me in the copier room over night. I thought about suing your ass for improper usage of a kill order. It would be fitting for you to lose the only thing in the world that's precious to you- your fucking money. But, retaliation, frankly... is making me so much happier.'' Mister Edwards was crying. James Henry put the gun against Edwards' temple. 
 
 `` D- do n't I get last words?'' Edwards compalined. 
 
 `` You just did.'' A blood soaked bullet splattered red across the clerk's office wall.
