[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

The roses were laid, the setting was set, 
 Joe even charged up his flippity-flet. 
 The flippity-flet... what a sight to behold, 
 It shakes and it twists, it warms when its cold. 
 Joe left the flippity-flet on the bed, 
 Then tied a squirrely-do to his head. 
 It twists and it turns and ends in a knot, 
 It gyrates and vibrates and cools when its hot! 
 Jane came in the bedroom and let out a gasp, 
 `` You really think that, can fit in my ass?'' 
 Joe grinned and winked and let out a laugh, 
 `` Only if you take a boobly-bath!'' 
 Boobly-baths are scented oils and lubes, 
 you can fill up a tub, with just one small tube. 
 And into the boobly-bath Jane did go, 
 Oiling and lubing her head to her toes. 
 Out of the bath, lubed toes to her head, 
 Jane strapped-on the flippity-flet and then said. 
 `` Under the covers, and into the bed, 
 no one emerges'til our holes do feel fed.'' 
 We now leave a blur of boners and boobs, 
 and warm flippity-flets and cold squirrely-dos. 
 

