[ WP ] You are Waldo . What 's your story ? Why are you hiding ?

Hello, everybody. If you're watching this video, then you've found me! Or, at least, where I was on the timestamp of this video. Still, kudos for getting this far. 
 
 Though, after years of misinformation, I feel obliged to remind you jerks that my name is ***WALLY***. You Americans are just super weird. Seriously, who in the world names their kid Waldo? 
 
 *Sigh. * But I digress. 
 
 See, I'm getting tired of hiding. I've had a long run, actually the longest run in history, but it's getting harder and harder each day. 
 So, while I ca n't tell you where's ***Wally***, I can answer a question few people ask: Why is ***Wally*** hiding? 
 
... Did I mention my name is Wally? 
 
 *Clear throat. * In 1987, a British illustrator by the name of Martin Hadford began a movement. He created a comic strip that had people of all ages, kids and grown-ups alike, looking for a man wearing a red-and-striped shirt in a large crowd. And in a matter of years, he'd began the greatest manhunt the world has never known. 
 
 No doubt, with names like Osama Bin Laden in recent memory, that most of you are familiar with what it means to be on a World's Most Wanted List. This is a list reserved only for those with the power to topple nations, but there is another list. 
 
 A list that is kept top-secret and is only accessible to the heads of state of a select few countries. This list is kept top-secret, and indeed exists, because it contains the names of individuals that have the power to change the course of human history. 
 
 The government calls this list, and the individuals on it, The Exiles. And we're ranked from 0 to 12. 
 
 But of course, the people who know about The Exiles do n't want you to. So, as they develop policies such as SOPA bill and fund technologies such as UAV drones, they're employing every single tactic they can to find us and harness our gifts or put us down if they ca n't. 
 
 One of the earlier tactics had these people create entertainment media that would secretly educate the public on our appearances, habits and whereabouts so as to enlist their help in finding us. After all, a billion eyes are better than a few dozen. 
 
 And so, they created media such as Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego, listed as Exile Rank 9 by the way, and Super Mario Brothers, listed as Exiles Ranks 4 and 5, in the hopes that the public would point us out for their surveillance to pick up. 
 
 This is all I shall reveal for now, but I want you to know that you can not trust those who you've elected to protect you. We're not a threat. But if you continue to come for us, we will reveal all your secrets. And if you corner us, we will fight for our survival. 
 
 It's time to put things out in the open. 
 
 Oh, and before I leave, you may wonder what rank I am. I'm Exile Rank 2.
