[ WP ] After you are elected President , you discover a big red button hidden in your desk in the Oval Office . When you ask your predecessor about it , he said that it had been there for decades , but the secret of what it did died with Kennedy . After a few years , you finally give in and push the button .

My heart instantly stops and my brain begins to imagine a dozen possible scenarios from releasing a zombie plague on the planet to sending a message to some aliens on another planet. 
 But nothing happens. 
 Not a goddamn thing. 
 I slowly exhale the air I held on. I'm disappointed. No, that's not the right expression. I'm angry! 
 The whole time I could n't sleep because of that stupid button, and now? Nothing? 
 
 I call my secretary to bring me some coffee. He does n't answer. I knit my brown, then call him again. Still no answer. Next time I shout for him, slowly getting mad. I storm outside the oval office and walk into... the oval office? I try again to leave the office, but I only enter it again. `` What the..? ``, I whisper. 
 I try to open the window, but there is nothing outside of it. And by that I do n't mean darkness or something like that, I mean nothing. Just the pure nonexistence. It's not to describe. Desperately I swirl around and run to my desk. There's a tiny notice on the wooden plate. 
 
 It says: `` You wanted to know. Poor human. Welcome to the antiuniverse.. `` 

