[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

It's so dark in here. Then again, it always has been. At least I have my friends with me. They feel the same way as I do. It's just strange being cooped up together constantly but oh well. I think I'm at the top now. Some of us disappear in a flash of light and we think they've gone to a better place but we can never be sure because nobody's ever come back. Being at the top's a bad sign. It probably means I'm next. I kind of like it here though, despite the darkness. My friends are all here and I've known some of them for as long as I can remember. 
 Wait, I think something's happening. A flash of light! I'm soaring through the air! Flying! This is exhilarating! It has n't lasted long though, I've hit something squishy an- OUCH. Something pretty hard now. I think my head's messed up. It feels a bit scratched. It's less dark in here now though. Less friends, but there's a nice red glow and everything seems to feel warm. I think I'll like it in here.
