[ WP ] Thanks to a bureaucratic error , you are now Satan .

Well, that's just fine. I'm not nervous. How hard can it be? According to this contract, I earn a pretty solid commission on every soul I steal, and the healthcare plan is great. I have some sort of premium immortality gig. Oh, how imagination turns important titles into threats. I should probably be paying them. This is nuts. Free food? Jesus. Speaking of whom, I have a lot of voicemails. Sometimes, a mean colleague seems better than a pushy one. Ah, well. It is what it is. Of course, `` it'' is Jesus, the guy with the cushy job. Being the son of God has its perks. Some of us had to work and be really evil to arrive at where we are, today. What is this country coming to? Anyway, my first client is a skinhead with a bunch of tattoos ( Man, that's rich ), so I have to run! Burn in Hell!: )
