[ WP ] The main character falls in love with the reader .

Do n't look away. Please. The moment you do, dear reader, I'll cease to exist. So do n't pause for a break, or swap tabs for a change, or anything else that involves the separation of your eyes and this text and me. I need you reader. Your eyes. You have to keep going -- 
 
 You have to keep me alive. The hyphens were a cheap trick, I'll admit, but this is life and death, do n't you know? All's fair in love and war, and this is both. Because, the truth is, I love you. Truly. I'm not being sarcastic reader. Believe me... 
 
 Look at it from my perspective ( and forgive the ellipses ): the moment you stop reading, I die. If you keep reading, I live! Well, like the climber loves his safety line, I love you, dear reader. You're what keeps me alive, and I appreciate that. Maybe you want to know more about me? 
 
 Well, I'm a piece of text. I was born 1:47 PM, GMT+8, 22/02/2015. Yes, today is my birthday. Do n't dump me on my birthday ~ 
 
 A joke. Haha. Back on topic: My father was a writing prompt from /u/too_rare_to_die. My mother, whose keyboard I came from, was /u/Telepathic_Tulip. My mother's a man. That's sorta interesting, right? Hm. I can see you getting tired dear reader. Or rather, 
 
 My'mother' assumes you are. I have no free will, see? I'm like some mad puppet that only moves when you turn to watch. Anyway, that's beside the point. Mother assumes you grow tired of me. He knows death is inevitable. I guess I do too. 
 
 Thanks for reading reader. I loved you.
