[ WP ] You are a genius inventor , however every time you are about to publish your work someone else does it before you leaving you with no credit . Suddenly , you have the idea to invent a time machine and go back in time to steal your own finished work before others do .

`` Never... again... will... it... happen'' I say as I tighten the remaining nuts with my leg on my giant wrench, looking like something out of Dexter's Laboratory, channeling my rage against my lost glory into my wrench. This wo n't even take 1.2 megawatts, talk about efficiency. 
 
 As the machine starts up, I fantasize about getting revenge on that fucker who steals my thunder like a tall metal rod during a lightning storm. I'll show him. Maybe in some parallel universe I've beaten that shrimp. My products are everywhere, and I know people from the ex-chairman of Radioshack to Billy Mays. Well I would have, if that wart on an asshole did n't suck my fame up. 
 
 But wait, there's more to this than I thought. If he's done this to all my inventions, he must be aware of this. So I need to sabotage my own invention to prevent him from coming here and stealing? Or maybe I can kill that pisser when he comes here, dead on arrival. In that case I'll get my wrench ready. He's got to come through this machine, he's got no other way to get here. The moment he steps out and POW! Right in the kisser. 
 
 Oh shit, it's working, step back, the sparks are flying, I'll put on my protective glasses. Boom, he's here. Wait for it- any moment now. Looks like I've outsmarted him this time. 
 
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 When the hell is he coming out? Wait, the lights are going off, he's doing something. Open the door, this is my only chance. Or maybe I'll hit it with a wrench. Sabotage it while he's inside, so he ca n't escape. Wait, he's opening it! Where is he, and why on earth did I add that smoke effect? Who is he? 
 
 `` Wait- you're me? **NO, ** I need that component for it to work!'' 
 
 *'' Exactly. Sorry pal, only one of us can win. But Merry Christmas, I got you a time machine too. `` * 
 
 *I throw a giftbox and disappear in a flash. Let's hope the poor slob is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes. *
