[ WP ] When people die , their bodies evaporate into the sky , only to fall back down to Earth when it rains .

Some people would say they get used to it. Others say they have n't known any different. 
 
 It's pretty average here to wake up with your roof caved in and a decomposing corpse slammed into your coffee table. Well, for the people that live in a normal house. Luckily for me, i live in a block of apartments right on the middle floor. I've never seen anything *to* horrendous, but i wish i could say the same for my friends. I'm going to share with you a story about my friend and help you wrap your head around the way we live. 
 
 Firstly we have my friend Al. Al is a pretty average middle class man and he lived with his family in a semi down by the river. Al works a hell of a lot. I mean CRAZY works. He's a writer for the local paper so he works on his laptop from home. About 5 years ago he was working on the water crisis that we were having at the time so he had a load of articles to write and a super short time to do it. 
 
 
 Als wife had just won a radio competition that gave her tickets to this new theme park that had opened but it was pretty far away. The journey would take them about half a day to get there so Al decided to stay at home and work as he had so many articles to write before the weeks end. He decided to miss out on the trip but would be happy with the peace and quiet. He kissed his wife and pulled his children close as he said good bye and told them he'd see them soon. The trip would have been about 3 days due to the travelling and actually having time to spend at the park so Al was looking forward to knuckling down and hammering out a good few stories. 
 
 
 It got to the evening and he had just finished one article so he decided to celebrate with a few beers. Not before calling his wife though. She did n't answer so he just assumed they were sleeping from all of the traveling. He drank some more and before he knew it, the room was spinning. He did n't stop though. He was very competitive and even though he was on his own, he felt like a man with something to prove. After obliterating a 6 pack he began to browse online and joined a few chatrooms just to entertain himself. 
 
 
 2 hours pass and he has been talking to `` KayteeBaby142'' for the whole time. He realised that this girl was n't very far from him and with his alcohol fuelled brain talking he decided to invite her over. He was a well respected, hard working family man and he decided that he deserved this. That the world owed him this much. He did n't believe for one second that she was ever going to show up but he could hope. 
 
 
 Suddenly a knock on the door startled Al from his drunken half coma and he almost forgot about his chatroom antics in till he opened the door. Stood in the doorway was `` KayteeBaby142'' and she was keen. Dressed in a tight black dress she did n't leave much to the imagination. Her breasts popping out the top of it and her curves so hypnotic to Al. She grabbed him and pulled him close into her and i can garuntee i do n't have to tell you what happened next. 
 
 
 Al rubbed his eyes as he tried to comprehend why he could n't bare the light. He realised he was still in his living room as he felt the sticky leather of his couch clinging to his legs. Next to him he saw the gorgeous girl who he now knows he definatley had sex with the night before. Normally he probably would have felt bad but his wife and kids were n't back for another day so he saw his chance, again. He slowly ran his hands up her thigh and she stirred from her sleep. She opened her eyes and they grew wide. 
 
 
 `` I think it's been raining'' she said. 
 
 
 Al turned around and saw his wife, jaw missing, over the arm of a chair. Staring at him with eyes that could see the mess that he had made. 
 
 
 They never made it to the theme park.
