[ CW ] Write a scene in Fourth-Person , Omni-Ignorant , Hypothetical Tense . Bonus points if it 's hilarious .

One might imagine a great, all-powerful being capable of, say, creating and destroying entire universes... or, presumably, realities. One could also assume such a being to be of infinite wisdom, limitless knowledge, unassailable strength, unmatched ability... if this deity, as it were, existed. One might even call such an immeasurably powerful hypothetical figure *God*. 
 
 What could one imagine this great, individual force of nature would do? Would one consider the divine being in this scenario to be the literal embodiment of an ideal? What if this, er, higher power were a wrathful creator that demands one's full deference? Maybe one might assume such a deity would leave a significant mark on whatever it is that it created, or maybe one would surmise an invisible hand, a light touch, to be more this theoretical god's speed. 
 
 Or maybe one might even conclude that this alleged supreme being is but a stranger to reality. Who can say? 
 
 What if it could be one's understanding that this being of infinite potential is... an inert force, let's say? A cataclysm never to occur. A fist never to be raised. An action never to be, one may decide. What if the object of this speculation could be called an observer of all that is, was, or will be? 
 
 Some advice, if ever the context behind this rumination is realized: One does not simply explore the known universe without *knowing the universe*, and one does not simply observe all creation whilst *completely blind and deaf*.
