[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

**One day, while petting your cat, you accidentally pull his tail, and it opens up. Inside, there's a USB connector. You connect it to your laptop, an announcement pops up. -Cat Version: 1.0.0. Update to 256.3? ** 
 
 `` Well, well, well! I knew that eating nails was strange and now we know what's what!'' 
 
 Remey looks up at me with the smug smile I always knew was just a little wrong for a cat and smiles smugly. 
 
 I click yes. 
 
 *The charge for upgrades 100 and 200 are $ 3000 and $ 5000 respectively. Will you accept the charges? * 
 
 I ca n't afford $ 8000 dollars. I might not have a place to sleep next month is I add $ 8000 dollars to my credit card balance. 
 
 Of course I click yes. How could I not? 
 
 *Upgrades downloaded. What is the name of your cat? * 
 
 `` Remey.'' 
 
 *Does Remey have access to a variety of heavy metals and noble gasses at your location? * 
 
 `` Umm... nope.'' 
 
 *May Remey leave to locate those materials? They will be necessary in order to complete his upgrades. * 
 
 `` OK.... hello? YES!'' 
 
 *Thank you. The average time to acquire the necessary materials is 49 days. Goodbye! * 
 
 Remey took off toward the door and I did n't see him for two months. Two months of anticipation that pushed all boundaries of unbearable. 
 
 It was worth it. 
 
 I hate flies and love chocolate. He shoots lasers out of his eyes to kill the flies and poops chocolate. Nanotechnology is beautiful. 
 
 He is my best friend. 
 
 He may be a machine programmed to love me, but I feel very, very loved. 
 
 I am saving up for the next upgrade.
