[ WP ] You declare to the heavens that you will never fall in love . Aphrodite herself took it as a challenge .

`` I WILL NEVER FALL IN LOVE'' 
 What a silly world we live in where I can scream that in the middle of a public park and have a god herself accept my challenge. She personally came out of retirement ( God knows shes an old cougar by now. ) to accept said challenge. 
 
 So I go to sleep, still unaware of my fortune ( or misery? ) to come, and, as the clock strikes noon, I wake. 
 Oh shit. 
 I'm late for work. 
 Getting up I rush for my suit and tie ( and the pants, duh! ) and scramble towards the bus stop. I trip over last nights pizza but manage to retain my balance, but, as I look out the window I spot a girl with beautiful golden locks and an athletic body. I rush out to meet her, and she smiles at me with beautiful hazel eyes. I'm in love, and I know it. We talk, ignoring the fact I should be going to work. As we part ways I go back to my home, to check my phone. Boss had called 14 times and left 2 messages. I did n't reply, as Aphrodite showed herself to me in the form of a cat. Never have I heard a god dumbfounded. I'd forgotten all about the challenge to the gods, yet the girl I had just met had not been of Aphrodite's choosing. As a matter of fact she did n't even have time to organize the angelic beings of the heavens before I fell in love. 
 
 Goddamn cougars man.
