[ WP ] A whale is summoned into existence by mistake .

Well, this is n't what I expected. Not at all. 
 
 Here in my living room-what *used* to be my living room-was a whale. I'm not sure what kind of whale it is, but I do n't know why it matters. It's big, it has a tail, and worst of all it's in my house. 
 
 I was trying to create gold using this satanic book I found in the dark corners of the local library. No, I'm not crazy. I did n't think it would work, but hey best case scenario I get gold, worst case scenario I get nothing. 
 
 But a whale. 
 
 `` Hello, whale. Are... you ok?'' 
 
 The whale says nothing because it's a whale. Or maybe it just does n't feel like speaking. Maybe it's a demon whale. I might still have some holy water up in the attic- 
 
 AWOOOOOOOOOOAUUUUUUGHNUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH. 
 
 God damn it the whale shit on the carpet. This will not do. No, the whale must go. But how? Who to call? Maybe the police will have an idea... 
 
 `` Hello 911 what's the nature of your emergency?'' 
 
 `` Uhm hello. So you're not going to believe this, but there's this giant-and seriously I'm being completely honest here-there's this giant whale in my house.'' 
 
 `` A whale.'' 
 
 `` Yeah a whale. You know, those mammal things in the ocean. You know. The ones that are n't dolphins. They have those weird teeth and...'' 
 
 The operator hung up. I did n't even know they could do that. I guess I'll be stuck with the whale for a while WAIT A MINUTE. If the book had a spell to summon a whale, maybe there's one to get rid of whales too! 
 
 Ok... so here's how to create gold and here's... how to get rid of bad neighbors... how to get rid of termites... how to get rid of those last 10 pounds... ah here we go how to get rid of gold. Let's see you just... no... this ca n't be right. 
 
 I start flipping through page after page until the book falls from my hands to the floor. 
 
 `` Every page of the book...'' 
 
 On every page of the book was writing. Writing from previous borrowers of the book, all saying that every spell just summoned a whale.
