[ WP ] You 're out in public , when your ability manifests for the first time .

Ever have one of those moments where you just wonder what the fuck is going on? Welcome to my day. It's been built on'what the fuck' with just a dash of'holy shit' for good measure. 
 
 As of noon sharp... I see naked people. That includes myself. I can see clothes, too, but not when they're being worn. Even mannequins are nude to me. 
 
 When I first noticed the power it was all I could do not to trip over myself. Some people have stunning bodies, some have disturbing bodies, and something told me I'd be on a watchlist if I walked by a school. 
 
 `` Woah, watch it there!'' 
 
 I blinked at the man I almost ran into. Handsome, lean, nice p-no! Stop staring! 
 
 He must've noticed, judging by his grin, and he walks away with a spring in his step. Great. At least I made his day, I guess. 
 
 There are too many naked people. I need to get inside. So I duck into the 7-11. Maybe Carol was working. 
 
 She was, and I saw more than I wanted to see. Two perfect breasts, nipple rings, and a chain. And a nametag hovering in air over her left boob. 
 
 I turned before she could catch me staring. Then I noticed... it's not just people. I can see the chips and candies through their bags, the soft drinks through their labels. Glancing back... lottery numbers through their scratch-off coverings. 
 
 I knew at that moment I was going to be the most pseudo-legal villain ever. No one would be able to prove a thing. 
 
 Fifty dollars later and I've got more money than my job pays in two years. Carol found my purchases oddly specific. I did n't bother commenting on her odd little chain. 
 
 Who cares? I'm never working another day in my life.
