[ WP ] In the afterlife , people are given awards for things they did during their life . You won the award `` Most People Killed Without Knowing It . ''

Man, a life well lived. Every night another girl, sometimes a guy, sometimes both. If it walked, I could seduce it. 
 
 I started to get sick one day, weak and frail. I tried to keep up with my lifestyle but it was just too much for me. I started losing considerable weight, always had a fever, and I was perpetually tired. I caught a cold one day and just never recovered. 
 
 I woke up here, somewhere that felt familiar even though I'd never been here before. People new my name, they welcomed me to what they referred to as `` the life after.'' I was informed that I would be acknowledged for the accumulation of my life's work before moving on the the next step. 
 
 `` I've had sex with more people than anyone, ever,'' I thought, `` I ca n't wait to show this off. Now that I'm healthy too I can pick up where I left off on Earth.'' 
 
 I stood in line, waiting, listening to the announcements of each person as they were rewarded for their deeds in life. Finally my turn came around. He handed me my certificate, I turned so I could see everyone cheer for me as it was announced. 
 
 `` Harold was the infectious host that sparked the AIDS epidemic in the late 2010's, his continued act of engaging in unprotected sexual encounters after becoming sick with the disease has lead to the greatest plague since the 1300's.''
