[ WP ] Your superpowers are actually only mediocre at best , but you keep up with all the other superheroes because you have a BS degree and can exploit the hell out of what you do have .

`` Oh my, that's a very strong power you have there.'' he said honestly, `` What is it? Some form of advanced telekinesis?'' 
 
 `` Macrokinesis!'' The villain preened, `` I can control multiple objects at once.'' 
 
 `` So you can.'' he said, eyeing the floating cars down the street. `` That is impressive.'' 
 
 `` But you... what can you do?'' the villain stared at him, taking in his rather ordinary clothes and average appearance. The only concession he'd made to the whole supervillain superhero charade was a hoodie that hid his face. He drew a sword from a scabbard behind his back. 
 
 `` Ah... I have only one simple trick.'' he said, `` It's not a very strong power- barely D-rated actually. But, it's served me well enough.'' 
 
 `` A D-rank hero? Ha! Prepare to die!'' 
 
 A car surged towards him. Then another and another. He raised his sword and seemed to slip under it with no trouble at all. Gracefully, he slipped around the second car and jumped over the third, closing in. The villain gaped. 
 
 `` That's not so minor!'' 
 
 The villain plucked a streetlamp out of the ground and he dodged at a very precise moment, sword tilting up. Multiple fence stakes rose out of the ground from the nearby garden and tried to skewer him but he seemed to slide around the attacks with no trouble at all. 
 
 `` It really is.'' he said, landing some distance away. `` I'm actually a bit embarrassed sometimes, but it works well enough with my skills. And as long as I do good, that's the whole point is n't it? Have you figured it out yet?'' 
 
 The villain was getting antsy, he drew a revolver from his pocket. `` Die-!'' 
 
 He tapped on the villain's shoulder from behind and knocked him out with the hilt of his sword. 
 
 `` Daddy, can we go yet? I'm hungry!'' 
 
 He looked around and spotted a little girl lingering behind a garbage bin. He waved her over. `` I'm finished, darling. Daddy just needs to zip tie this guy and blindfold him with his own cape.'' 
 
 She walked idly out as he worked, leaning over the unconscious villain with a smile. `` You got him good!'' 
 
 `` He got himself good mostly.'' he shrugged, `` Villains do tend to get rather flustered and panicky when they realize they ca n't touch me.'' 
 
 `` But they can touch you.'' she said, tilting her head. `` All you can do is just distort where you look like you are.'' 
 
 `` Yes. A good AOE attack would take me down pretty fast. I have no offensive or defensive aspect to my power at all.'' he shrugged, `` But they usually do n't think of that since nobody expects me to be standing behind them the whole time.'' 
 
 He stood and stretched. `` Ahh, let's see about dinner now, shall we? How does scampi stirfry sound, darling?''
