[ WP ] You find an app that turns whatever you type into reality . However , auto-correct keeps getting in your way .

WELCOME, JAMES REIN 
 PLEASE ENTER REQUEST 
 
 My mind raced, filling with ideas. Raiden was sure this enchantress' gift would be a hex. Perhaps... *perhaps*... 
 
 > One million ~~bucks~~ ducks 
 
 Suddenly, the room filled with ducks. Of course, how foolish of me to use a metaphor. 
 
 > One ~~million~~ milton ~~dollars~~ dollar 
 
 A small coin dropped into my hand. It was from the Independant Republic of Milton, a small yacht in the white sea. Well, it is money, is n't it? I hope the exchange rate is good. Anyhow, it seems money is n't an option. I'll try something else, then! 
 
 > I win the presidential ~~election~~ erection 
 
 I'd... I'd rather not describe the effects of this request. It seems auto-correct is the problem. Maybe I can turn it off? 
 
 > Auto-~~correct~~ cucumber is turned off 
 
 A broken device loaded with pickles appears in front of me. While they do taste good, that is not what I asked for. 
 
 > A ~~huge~~ Hugh ~~new phone~~ neutron 
 
 Oh no. *Oh dear god, no. This was a hex. The ultimate curse has been unleashed. * I close my eyes, my ears filling with the crescendo. `` Hey Jimbo! It's caribou season! Cluck cluck cluck, yeah! Cluck cluck cluck, yeah! Ooh, caribou!'' 
 
 > KILL ME NOW 
 
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 I'm a bit rusty at writing stories, but I'll get back into it. For some of my better work, head over to /r/Picklestasteg00d.
