[ WP ] Your username vs. Godzilla

The giant lizard trudged through the ocean, and in its way were two bumbling idiots holding a belt with their backs turned. 
 
 `` You see, it's set on M for mini!'' the pink one said, `` just set it to W for wumbo.'' 
 
 The yellow one was confused, `` Wumbo?'' 
 
 `` Yea you know, I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. Wumbology - the study of wumbo. You know, wumbo!'' 
 
 `` Are you sure this will work?'' 
 
 `` Of course, watch!'' 
 
 The pink one grabbed the belt and flipped the M on its buckle upside down to a W, aimed the buckle at himself, and pressed the button. 
 
 A ray of energy shot out of the belt, however it just missed his head and hit the giant lizard approaching behind him, turning it into a pinhead sized insect. 
 
 `` You missed yourself...''
