[ WP ] You 're a dragon . You and your fellow dragon nerd buddies gather on Fridays to play `` Houses & Humans '' .

“ Craig is going to type up his reports. ” Draug said in his haughtiest of voices. 
 
 
 “ Alright, roll for labor: menial. ” Jaakur smiled with a toothy grin. 
 
 
 “ Come on, big money no whammys! ” Gratch raised his fists while Draug let the dice fall. 
 
 
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 “ Son of a virgin! ” Draug exhaled smoke from his nostrils. 
 
 
 “ Almost a crit... ” Jaakur sighed. 
 
 
 “ Does n't Craig get a bonus for drinking coffee this morning? ” Gratch pleaded. 
 
 
 “ He does and I've added that. ” Jaakurs smile fades but his eyes leave that gleam that says troubles afoot. 
 
 
 “ Your boss comes up to you saying ‘ Craig, we need to talk about your TPS reports. ” he motions for you with his hand in that way humans beckon smaller creatures. 
 
 
 “ Before he finishes I want to punch him right in the face! ” Draug throws a fist in the air. 
 
 
 Jaakurs responds with a flat expression “ Do you really? ” 
 
 
 “ Uhhhhhmm. ” 
 
 
 “ Well you think about it, let's check on Steve. ” Jaakur says. 
 
 
 “ Okay! I decided to surprise my wife by coming home for lunch! ” Gratch looks at his sheet. “ Jill will be so excited! ” 
 
 
 “ Well let's find out, roll for relationship: marriage. ” 
 
 
 “ I got this. Remember I get a +5 for having a date last week. ” Gary rolls. 
 
 
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 “ So this is going to be fun. ” Jaakur mused. “ Do you remember Steve's friends Frank and Claire? ” 
 
 
 Gartch sighed. 

