[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

The first time it was me 
 Hanging from a tree 
 Around me, a mob of my peers 
 Assaulting me with jeers 
 With a gentle breeze in my face 
 
 I swung for a while 
 Curious, then started to smile 
 And the hangman's jaw dropped 
 And the swinging stopped 
 When he finally let me down 
 
 They then tried beheading 
 And I was quite dreading 
 The swing fall of the axe 
 And my head coming detached 
 But that's not at all what happened 
 
 What's next but try fire 
 It was a beautiful pyre 
 I passed out from the screaming 
 While smoke was streaming 
 Into my lungs 
 
 But none of those deaths 
 Caused my last breathes 
 So they locked me in a room 
 And with a foreboding sense of doom 
 I rotted away 
 
 But age passed passed me by 
 Eventually I saw the sky 
 When I was finally released 
 By a kinder police 
 Who could n't explain me 
 
 I've died a thousand times 
 Crossed plenty of lines 
 Fought in wars left and right 
 My deaths were a common sight 
 And yet still I am here 
 
 Life has long stopped thrilling 
 Or being at all fulfilling 
 I just want to die 
 And now I'm about to try 
 Something new and different 
 
 If you again see me walking 
 Around, barely talking 
 You'll know I'm depressed 
 It was a failure and a mess 
 And I've got to think of something else
