[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Progress Sheet: ~~Dezz~~ ~~Dezemon~~ ~~Desmon??? ~~ D. Emon. 
 
 
 Aug 1 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed ) 
 
 
 Aug 2 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed. Think she saw me. Sorry, my bad. ) 
 
 
 
 Aug 3 
 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed. Accidentally fixed car engine. ) 
 
 
 Aug 4 
 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed. Accidental couple formation. ) 
 
 
 Aug 5 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed. Scared cat.... ) 
 
 
 Aug 6 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Failed. Roses thought a romantic gesture. ) 
 
 
 6a: I acknowledge I'm being plced on performance watch. 
 
 
 Signed: ~~Dezz~~ ~~Dezemon~~ ~~Desmon??? ~~ D. Emon. 
 
 
 Aug 7 
 
 
 Sneak in lottery ticket into bag. ( Success. Note: restocking fridge proved an unnecessary step. ) 
 
 
 
 Aug 8 
 
 
 Check up on subject. ( Success. Shrieking confirmed. Subject experienced great happiness. First try: - ) ) 
 
 
 Item: Take away lottery ticket initiated 
 
 
 
 Aug 9 
 
 
 Take away lottery ticket ( Failed... hmm fixing light proved counter-productive. ) 
 
 
 Aug 10 
 
 
 Take away lottery ticket ( Sucess. Am improving Boss! ) 
 
 
 
 Aug 11 
 
 
 Check up on subject ( Success? Hmm... subject no longer undergoing despair. Engaged??? Unsure if loss of great amounts of money is an aphrodasiac for human males. ) 
 
 
 Item: Present devilish bargain initiated. 
 
 
 Aug 12 
 
 Present devilish bargain ( Oops, subject already has ticket... dropped lottery ticket on last check-up. Sorry boss. Minor technical glitch. Start again? ) 
 
 
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 **Employee fired**
