[ WP ] What started as friendly banter over who could have the last McNugget , ended in blood and tears .

Our hands collided as we both reached out towards the last Chicken McNugget. 
 
 
 `` Oh, you can have the last one'' I said to Sarah, trying to come off as gentlemanly as possible since it was our first date. 
 
 
 
 `` No its okay, you take it. I ate most of them anyways'' Sarah said shyly as her face turned crimson red. 
 
 
 
 `` No no, I insist!'' I said firmly. 
 
 
 
 `` Really though, I am okay.'' she said with a tone of annoyance. 
 
 
 
 `` Well I'm not gon na eat it... `` I replied. 
 
 
 
 `` Well neither am I... Look ju-'' 
 
 
 
 `` EAT IT!'' I screamed as I lunged across the table and grabbed the Chicken McNugget. 
 
 
 
 I began repeatedly stuffing the Chicken McNugget into her face, waiting for her to give in. She began screaming so I grabbed her head with my free hand and slammed her face into the crumbled Chicken McNugget as blood starting pouring down her face. 
 
 
 
 
 I stopped when I realized she was n't moving, and stuck the pathetic looking blood covered Chicken McNugget into her mouth. As I walked away, I pulled out my phone and texted my therapist `` I finally did it, I asserted my dominance.'' 
 
 
 

