[ WP ] A genie grants you one wish , so you wish to meet the girl of your dreams . There 's a flash and in a moment standing in front of you is ... your girlfriend of two weeks from 8th grade .

I stood there for a second, smiling at her. 
 
 `` Eric?'' She whispered to me. I just stood there, confused. She looked exactly as she did all those years ago, her blonde hair just reaching her shoulders, her pale blue eyes almost crying. 
 
 I moved a step closer, and stopped. 
 
 `` She's so young?'' I said to the Genie. He stared at me with a wicked smile. 
 
 `` They are your dreams'', replied the Genie. 
 
 Christy began to cry. I ran over to comfort her. As I held her in my arms, a sudden realisation struck me. 
 
 `` Genie, does this make me a paedophile?'' 
 
 `` They are your dreams'' the Genie said, winking at me as he did so.
