After you failed to convince your daughter that you killed the monster of the closet years ago . One day you return from work to find her room in mess and the closet door riped off with her slipper coming out of the closet wall with a few words engraved on the walls `` I 'M BACK '' [ wp ]

HA! You're REALLY funny Lidia. Come out come out 
 wherever you are! I'll make you you're favorite 
 dessert after dinner. Then I'll teach you how you 
 put back together a closet door. How's that for some 
 Home Improvement. And yes – nice – very nice with the 
 great writing on the wall that we're gon na have to 
 paint over. Your mother will be THRILLED. Just 
 so thrilled. And the slipper! OH YOUR 
 SLIPPER. What a wonderful touch. 
 Oh GOD I'm losing my mind. 
 
 If you do n't come out of hiding in 
 the next 30 seconds I'm either calling 
 the police or I'm about to handle this my 
 self. & if I'm about to handle this myself — 
 well — lets just say whatever monster 
 or monster faced human did this is 
 will get some GREAT things up 
 his bum when he gets put 
 behind bars let me 
 tell you Chief!
