[ WP ] You take some sort of love potion that leads you to the love of your life . But she is blind . How do you get her to fall in love with you ?

I start to gulp it down, leaving no drop to chance. For a short few seconds my worries fade as I finish the concoction with what little breath remains. Gasping, I slam the glass down. 
 
 *Well that tasted like bleach. * I sit down on the sofa, pushing off the empty pizza boxes. My stomach begins to squeal. I force the liquid down as it tries to make a comeback. *I should've stuck with Tinder. * Silence at last. 
 
 Knocks sound from the front door. *That was fast, was this it? * I walk over and swing it open. To my disbelief, a 9/10 was standing on the other side. I raise my eyebrows and say, 
 
 `` Hello''. She looks straight through me. 
 
 `` Are you John? ``, she says trembling. 
 
 `` I was last time I checked, sorry do I know you?''. 
 
 `` I live next door, I ca n't see, you've got to help me!'' 
 
 `` You ca n't see?'' I lead her inside and try to comfort her. My head begins to buzz. 
 
 `` I just bought a'remedy' from the homeless man at the end of the street.'' 
 
 My butt begins to clench. `` Not old billy bob?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, billy bob'', she replies weeping. 
 
 *Fuck*, `` And you drank it?'' I start walking towards the kitchen. 
 
 `` I drank it. I think it was bleach! ``, she bursts into more tears. 
 
 My vision becomes hazy. `` Oh god, billy got me too.'' I run back to the girl and look straight at her. 
 
 `` You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.'' Darkness starts to surround me. 
 
 She looks up and smiles, `` Classic billy.'' 
 
 I laugh as I become completely blind, `` Classic billy indeed.'' 
 
 
 
 
 

