[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

*pops thumbs* let's do this 
 
 Hailing frequency 197-13, it would seem the radial proximity sensors have located a rogue transmission 
 
 `` Attention alpha command, this is Marine operations team 71. Requesting emergency evac, over'' 
 
 Running transcription request of sound file, download and decode completed. Federation bio-attack mission 12b complete: offensive operations of sector 9 into echo zone. Mission rate: success. Attempting to configure battle operation plan 12c - transmission interruption - receiving viable audio sign: 
 
 `` This is President Johnson of the United States Resistance, I am calling the attention of all resistance fighters and citizens. It has come to attention that our messages are still safety secure from the Federation, and that we should be in no way concerned with the possibility that our satellite system has been compromised or that our lan-system has been accessed recently through a remote terminal in the echo sector following the recent attack. Thankfully, none of that happened. Well that is all there is for now, and if this email reaches everyone that it's intended too, I'm sure we will have something to talk about. God bless and goodnight freedom fighters.'' 
 
 Running transcription request of sound file, download and decode completed.
