[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

They say curiosity killed the cat, but here I am, holding this tail, and there still is n't any blood. Just a sweet little kitten, purring away while my new laptop finishes installing its latest update. 
 
 Thanks, Microsoft. 
 
 After what seems like an eternity, I'm finally able to plug my cat's tail into my computer. It only takes just a moment of jiggling it in, what with all the fur getting in the way, but soon enough, I'm watching in awe as my computer informs me it's installing the relevant drivers for whatever I've just plugged in. 
 
 I was sure it might not recognize the technology, but not only does it... it's already installing an update! Talk about a buttery smooth transition. 
 
 `` Huh. Hey Fluffy, this works better than my iPhone on here. How about that?'' 
 
 The kitten at my side responded by pawing at the offending phone innocently, knocking it off the couch and onto our hardwood floor. I winced as a tinkle of glass followed. 
 
 Thanks, Apple.
