[ WP ] A travel brochure for a planet that does n't exist .

I know what you're thinking. You've seen it all. You've hang-glided over the red sands of Mars and surfed on the Red Spot of Jupiter. You've haggled over the price of thrup in Kakara markets ( three for one shul, today only! ) and watched gladiatorial combat between philosophy professors in the arenas of Ah. The universe ai n't as big as it used to be, and you've used your existential immortality to its fullest. 
 
 You've been everywhere. But have you been nowhere? 
 
 The Erewhon Travel Company is here to help. For only 12,000 antimort credits, we wo n't put you on one of the most luxurious stellar liners in the 3/4th dimension, we wo n't put you up in a hotel so good your ego will sublimate, and we wo n't take you on a roaring tour of all the sights and smells nowhere has to offer. You wo n't even have to leave your domicile. 
 
 Call us today, and have an experience you'll never forget, or even have. 
 
 Warning: This advertisement is not intended to imply we offer cessation of consciousness services, which are held in perpetuity by the GoodDeath corporation. We will just take your money and not call you back.
