[ WP ] Your superpower is the ability to make someone have to sneeze and/or use the bathroom right this very second , and against all odds you 've risen to the highest position in Hero HQ . This is your story .

`` Mr. Sneezeman, what do you have to say about becoming the new leader of The Justice League, which will from this day forth be named, The Tissue League?'' 
 
 `` Well, it was rather quite easy. Now, I can imagine all of you puny humans trying to wrap your minds around how I, the great Sneezeman, beat the `` Invincible'' Superman, and vanquished the Dark `` Knight''. Let me tell you Lois, the power of a sneeze is a thousand times more deadly than Doomsday, and more stealthy than Cat Woman. Did you know, Sneezes are actually mini seizures? In fact, sneezing too often is actually fatal.'' 
 
 `` No, I never knew that...'' 
 
 `` Its fascinating stuff really, and the funny part is, you typically sneeze a few times a week, so you never know which sneeze will be your last. Any ways, I'm getting carried away. Superman.... Oh man, was he fun to fight. Its funny how these really `` powerful'' hero's get all of the attention, when in reality, they are so easy to beat. You see, even the best hero's ca n't fight if they have to stop to sneeze every time they get the urge. Its every hero's weakness. Who needs kryptonite when you can make people sneeze? If Superman is about to punch me, BAM he stops and sneezes. Again, and again and again. Of course, he ca n't die to a seizure, so while he is incapacitated, sneezing countless times, I simply tossed him into space.'' 
 
 `` My God, CLARK!'' 
 
 `` Sorry, who?'' 
 
 `` I'm going to have cut this interview short, I really need to go!'' 
 
 `` Of course, as always, it was my pleasure Lois.'' 
 
 Mr. Sneezeman, leaned back smiling in his chair as Lois packed her equipment and sprinted out the door, calling someone named `` Diana Prince''. Who ever she was, she was probably not worth Sneezeman's time. He had bigger fish to fry. He suddenly paused and wondered where Wonder Woman had gone during his take over of the Justice League. 

