[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

`` Hey I'd like a cheese pizza with no crust for delivery.'' 
 
 `` Umm, Just give me oonnee second. *HEY JOE, SOME GUY ON THE LINE WANTS NO CRUST* Alright here talk to Joe'' 
 
 `` Hey this is Joe, so you want a crustless cheese pizza?'' 
 
 `` Heh, um yeah.'' 
 
 `` Alright what size, any topping or sides with that?'' 
 
 `` Uhmmm... A Large. Nope I think I'm good.'' 
 
 `` Alright that will run you 77.'' 
 
 `` WHAT? 77? AMERICAN DOLLARS?!?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, you got ta problem with that?'' 
 
 `` Hell yeah man I may as well get a pizza with crust for that much, hell I should get at least 10 toppings too.'' 
 
 `` Well do you want it or not bub?'' 
 
 `` Fuckit nevermind'' *click* `` Yo Jerry they said a crustless pie is 77 dollars'' 
 
 `` Oh SHIT. Nick you did n't seriously call and ask for that. I WAS FUCKING WITH YOU.'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 The End.
