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class MyLife < HumanLife 
 include Education 
 
 attr_accessor: wallet,: goals 
 attr_reader: gender,: parents,: vacation_photos 
 
 def initialize ( father, mother ) 
 @ parents = [ father, mother ] 
 @ age = 0 
 @ gender = [: male,: female ] [ random_number % 2 ] 
 end 
 
 def random_number 
 return 4 
 end 
 
 def exercise 
 sleep ( 30*60 ) 
 browse_reddit 
 end 
 
 def work 
 sleep ( 8*60*60 ) 
 end 
 
 def keys 
 raise IndexError 
 end 
 
 def get_salary! 
 # @ wallet += 800 
 # @ wallet += 500 
 @ wallet += 400 
 end 
 
 def pay_rent! 
 @ wallet -= 500 
 end 
 
 # is this even being used 
 def add_goal ( goal ) 
 @ goals < < goal 
 end 
 
 # TODO 
 def spouse 
 raise NotImplementedError 
 end 
 
 def parent 
 puts `` DEPRECATION NOTICE: `parent` will be removed in the next release.'' 
 parent = @ parents [ 1 ] 
 return parent 
 end 
 
 private 
 def porn_stash 
 return @ vacation_photos 
 end 
 end
