[ EU ] Jumanji has been introduced to the world . Now , it 's the most watched annual event , as the world 's best athletes and survivalists fight to stay alive .

`` Welcome to day three of Xtreme Jumanji! Last night was full of close calls, so lets go to the tape and see how our four players held up! Take it away Bob!'' 
 
 `` Thanks Chuck, and good morning viewers! Looks like Michael from Illinois tried to sneak in another turn while everyone else was sleeping -- -'' 
 
 `` Oh he did n't!'' 
 
 `` -- - and rolled a stampede at 4am!'' 
 
 `` I *can't* believe it Bob, I *just* ca n't believe it!'' 
 
 `` You *better* believe Chuck! And a risky move too, anything could have happened to their camp by the cliff edge, but that gambit ended up paying off! Here in the replay, rhinos and zebra are running off like lemmings! Have fun with that one Humane Society!'' 
 
 `` Wow... ANYWAY, all contestants were able to take refuge in the cliff side as safari animals rained over them like a waterfall of disaster!'' 
 
 `` Getting carried away with your metaphors Chuck.'' 
 
 `` Ca n't help it, I am just *excited* for what day three of Xtreme Jumanji has to offer for our viewers, *and* our sponsors!'' 
 
 `` That's right, a reminder to our viewers that Xtreme Jumanji is sponsored by Gatorade, Nike, the United Nations, Bob Saget, and five-time Oscar Winning actor Leona -- -'' 
 
 `` HOLD THAT THOUGHT BOB! Michael is taking his second roll!'' 
 
 `` Wait, does *that* mean what I think it means?!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, looks like what Michael from Illinois rolled last night was a DOOOOOOOOOUBLE!!'' 
 
 `` Oh man, Grace from Washington State must be *pretty* pissed about that!'' 
 
 `` Especially after the stunt Michael pulled last night, but there's no time to get angrier than a hive of bees shaken by a bear on adderall, we are -- -'' 
 
 `` These metaphors are getting *wild! *'' 
 
 `` Easy there Bob, we are seeing the second roll in a row, lets get cameras on the board... NO WAAAAAY!!'' 
 
 `` What's up Chuck?!'' 
 
 `` A SECOND DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUBLE!!'' 
 
 `` Wow, are we really seeing this? Are the viewers witnessing these dice rolls *live?! *'' 
 
 `` As live as a zebra kicking for mercy as it's about to be devoured by a -- -'' 
 
 `` ^Mind ^the ^age ^rating *AHEM* A SECOND double in a row for Michael from Illinois, but they better move quick, Van Pelt has been pushing his way through the island for most of the time they spent sleeping! Lets see what the board says Chuck!'' 
 
 `` It's coming in through Michael's shoulder feed... al*moost*... There it is! *Beware of the ground for which you stand / The floor is quicker than -- -* WOAH, look at Grace go with that board!'' 
 
 `` Did n't even wait for the message to finish! What could we possibly expect from -- -'' 
 
 `` Quick sand Bob. It's quicksand.'' 
 
 `` Well lets not KILL the mood Chuck, but looks like the four of them bolted when Grace snatched the board. What do you make of that play?'' 
 
 `` Looks like she was guarding the board from getting sucked in like what happened last year.'' 
 
 `` Oh right! Unfortunate what happened there. SO, the teams will most likely be reconvening to take Grace's turn once the quick sand's stopped expanding right?'' 
 
 `` Actually Bob, it looks like Grace is taking her turn *as* she's running!'' 
 
 `` NO SHI -- -'' 
 
 `` Language! Lets see what she rolls. Ooooh, only three spaces, she is about as unlucky as a whale stranded on a beach, helpless as the inevitability of it's death washes over it in slow, rhythmic waves.'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ.'' 
 
 `` Lets get that feed from her shoulder cam over the board. OOOH, we got an Xtreme *expansion* trial!'' 
 
 `` Read it out for us Chuck!'' 
 
 `` *The hunt is on and you've been found / Time for you to stand your ground. * Van Pelt got a free teleport to Grace's position!'' 
 
 `` That is unfortunate for her, but lucky for us! There's the hunter now, breaking through the brush, armed and ready to take this *extreme* edition of Jumanji to the next level!'' 
 
 `` Ca n't *wait* to see what comes of this showdown... *right* after this commercial break!'' 
 
 `` Stay tuned later for more of Xtreme Jumanji, day three!'' 
 
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