[ WP ] Due to your poor spelling , you 've accidentally summoned Stan .

I've been plotting and planning to summon, 
 
 The darkest, most evil of things, 
 
 I want to summon the devil, 
 
 In hopes that a bike, he will bring. 
 
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 My mum and my daddy are too broke, 
 
 And Santa's the biggest cheapskate, 
 
 I'm praying that Satan will come through, 
 
 If he does n't I'll be quite irate. 
 
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 With candles lit and pentagram drawn, 
 
 It was all according to plan, 
 
 But instead of summoning Satan, 
 
 I summoned this idiot Stan! 
 
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 When the smoke cleared out he looked at me, 
 
 I could tell he was just as confused, 
 
 He clearly was n't the one that I wanted, 
 
 And for that, my ego was bruised. 
 
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 A dirty housecoat on and hair a mess, 
 
 A toothbrush still jammed in his mouth, 
 
 This was n't the man I was hoping for, 
 
 It was clear that my plan had gone south. 
 
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 `` Where the hell am I?'' asked the man, 
 
 As he glanced around the room, 
 
 His mouth was full of toothpaste, 
 
 My face turned from shock to gloom. 
 
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 `` I want a bike.'' I proclaimed to him pointedly, 
 
 And the man just stood with a grin, 
 
 `` I am Stan, not the man you are looking for.'' 
 
 He mumbled this to my chagrin. 
 
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 As he left my house I wondered, 
 
 How and why this error occurred, 
 
 The spell was pretty simple, 
 
 I made sure I followed every word. 
 
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 I checked it again and I saw my mistake, 
 
 A simple missing `` a'', 
 
 So I tried it again and got my bike, 
 
 And my parents went up in flames. 
 
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 The moral here is pretty clear, 
 
 And I think you should take heed, 
 
 If you ask for what you want, 
 
 Then, you shall receive. 
 

