[ WP ] `` God '' is actually two people : one who is omnipotent but not omniscient , and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent . They both hate each other .

In the endless void, two giants humanoid figures were standing. One was blue, it held a black sphere the size of its head, but if looked at closely, one could see trillions of tiny lights blinking. The other one was green, and it had what looked like a cell phone. 
 
 `` Look, we really have to sort out the global warming situation on earth, the planet's not going to hold out for much longer.'' Green said as it stared intently into the phone. 
 
 `` Eh, why do n't we let them figure it out themselves?'' Blue was n't paying much attention to Green, it was much more interested in twisting and stretching the fabric of reality while the ball floated carelessly behind him. 
 
 `` I thought so too, but they have n't accomplished much in that area.'' 
 
 `` Why do you care so much about those tiny monkeys? They're the most uninteresting thing I've made.'' Blue had made a basketball court and was in the middle of playing against clones of himself, using the black ball. 
 
 `` Those'monkeys' are an important part of the plan, why else would I-. Stop playing with The Universe!'' 
 
 Blue dissolved the court. `` Fine. I still do n't understand why you wo n't tell me what this great plan of yours is.'' 
 
 `` I ca n't tell you that, your ignorance is also part of the plan.'' 
 
 `` You're just making it all up.'' 
 
 `` A brute like you could never understand the brilliance of my plan.'' 
 
 `` You're getting annoying, keep talking and I'll shut you up.'' 
 
 `` Y-you would n't do that, you need me.'' Green looked scared. 
 
 But Blue had already fired a bolt with an incomprehensible amount of energy directly at Green. Green, however, did the only thing he could and held the phone in front of him. The beam completely removed the phone from existence and, because the universe had lost its counterpart, it turned to dust. 
 
 `` Oops,'' said blue, `` Guess we've got to try again.''
