[ WP ] The world 's best hitman prepares to kill the world 's luckiest man .

Dogs, check. Tiger, Check. Bag of Cobras, Check. Rifle, Check. Auto aim assist, on. Automatic Firing assist, on. Primary timer, on. Secondary timer, on. Tertiary Timer, on. Round, chambered. C4, check. Detonators, Check. Det cord, Check. Connection, live. Knife, sharp. Shotgun, locked and loaded. Weather, sunny, 0 % of precipitation. 
 
 Of course i recognised the guy. you do n't win the lottery 4 times in a row and not become a celebrity. A week later he had married that film actress, you know the one in that superhero film. Managed to cure her cancer with a mixture he made up on the kitchen counter. Why did they want him dead? I do n't know. I do n't ask questions. I just get paid to supply solutions. How do you kill the worlds luckiest man? With preparation that's how. Nothing left to chance. Every single eventuality taken care of. 
 
 Flight paths, clear. local mining activity, zero. Escaped animals from local zoos, none. Police presence, minimal. Have-a-go heroes, clear. 
 
 Not a single thing left to chance. He's in his house now, the thermal imaging and concealed cameras are picking him up. Just him on his own. No collateral damage. no one to get in the way. 
 
 Automated tank buster sentry gun, check. Gas supply, sabotaged. Postman, sunday. 
 
 All I have to do is press one button and that whole house becomes the sight of destruction and death. Bullets, explosions, dangerous wild animals, poisonous gas, radiation. this little red button in my hand. I smile. 
 
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 2 
 
 is that burning? 
 
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 The stroke hit me before I could press the button. my entire right side went numb and i fell to the floor. I remember seeing the button bounce around on the floor, so close. so very close. it finally came to rest perched on the edge of the curb. one little movement could set it off. I watch as it sits there just waiting to be pressed. 
 
 The next thing I know he's next to me. asking me if i'm ok. Said he was going for a walk and found me. accidentally knocked the button and watched as his whole house exploded in the distance. Told me he'd seen a tiger being chased by a pack of dogs as well and had to fight a whole bunch of Cobras off me. He said I was a lucky man that he found me. I could have been here for weeks before anyone else turned up.
