[ WP ] A boy makes a deal with the devil for a [ certain power/ability/technology ] , vowing to give him his first born son when he 's an adult . Now it 's the future and a successful young man is visited by the devil claiming his dues . One problem , he does n't realise he 's had a child .

`` What?'' 
 
 `` You're first born, Joe, we went over this! You have the kid, then I whisk him away and force his soul to suffer for all eternity!'' 
 
 `` I have a baby?!'' 
 
 `` Do n't try to hide him from m- Wait, you do n't know?'' 
 
 `` No! I do n't understand! I have n't had sex yet!'' 
 
 `` That's impossible, you fu-'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Oh no...'' 
 
 `` What happened?'' 
 
 `` Shit.'' 
 
 `` Is something wrong?'' 
 
 `` Huh? Oh, nothing's wrong. Say, you would n't happen to know the mother, would you?'' 
 
 `` No, Like I said, I've never had sex before!'' 
 
 `` Is her name Mary? Please, for my sake, tell me it's not Mary!'' 
 
 `` Why would her name be Mary? I do n't even know anyone named Mary!'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ. Joe, It was nice catching up, But I got ta go. Important business.''
