[ EU ] Voldemort stood surrounded by his death eater guards , but all he could do was stare at the odd muggle that had broken in . `` Who are you ? '' Voldemort shouts . He replies , `` The name is Bond , James Bond . ''

Without any hesitation a woman with wild hair and a pale face shouted `` Die!'' as she conjured a ball of fire from a wand in her hand. Bond had been debriefed and was aware that these individuals had the capability to use magic. Luckily for him his new Tag Heuer watch was built for this very purpose. Bond dropped down to one knee, lifted the watch and pressed a control on the side of the watch. *A shield appeared taking the full impact of the blow, when a familiar voice chimed into his ear* `` Bond, it's Moneypenny. You're gear can only take so many hits, the leader is the one without the mask''. `` Thank you M, that will be all.'' *Bond removed his earpiece and stood up* 
 
 Voldemort: Bellatrix, do n't be rude to our Muggle guest. Who are you?! 
 
 007: The name is Bond, James Bond. 
 
 Voldemort: Well mister bond, farewell. 
 
 James lifted his HK VP9, as the surrounding death eaters lifted their wands. Green lights flashed from every angle. `` Avada Kedavra'' the voices filled the room in unison, soon to be drowned out as Bond reached into his suit pocket and grabbed a small hand held controller, flipped open the top and pressed the shiny red button atop the device. 
 
 The only one to notice that the Muggle was holding something in his hand was Bellatrix, as she dropped her wand changing into shadow form. *BOOM* explosions rang out from each corner of the room, she had made it just out of the direct blast zone, but managed to take a hit from several pieces of shrapnel. The impact was enough to send her crashing down to the ground. 
 
 Voldemort heard the explosion from the other room. 
 
 Voldemort: `` What a curious muggle,'YOU MANAGED TO KILL THEM ALL! Very Well done Mr. Bond' to think, the muggles have managed to create something similar to magic, I'll have to move up my plans to kill you all, cleanse the Earth of your kind. 
 
 Bond: You'll have to cleanse the Earth of me first, and that is not in the plans today. 
 
 Bellatrix, in a bloody daze made her move to a nearby wand. 
 
 Bond quickly turned around and shot her, the bullet penetrated her left eye and exited the back of her skull. 
 
 Voldemort- Die! *Bolts of magic shot out at Bond, who managed to evade the first two shots before taking a direct hit and flew several feet back''. 
 
 Voldemort moved toward Bond, who laid on the ground holding burning flesh on his torso. Bond used the strength he had left to move back a few feet, he raised his VP9 one last time, to take a shot at the Dark Lord, but with a wave of his wand, the gun flew out of his hands. He pushed himself back two more feet as the dark Lord took another step, not noticing the headset Bond had left on the ground. The headset cracked beneath the weight of Voldemort's foot, a pulse began to run through Voldemort's leg, followed by a sharp burning pain. 
 
 Voldemort: I have n't felt pain since the day with the boy, but her I stand in front of a Muggle in pain once more. 
 
 Bond: Sorry to disappoint you, but as I said earlier, dying is not in the plan today. 
 
 Voldemort: Well I'm sorry to disappoint you as well Mr. Bond. 
 
 Bellatrix body hovered over Bond with a knife. 
 
 Voldemort: The Imperio curse, she still had a little fight in her, she just needed a little bit of help from me to give her enough strength to finish you. Such a barbaric death, but a fitting one for someone such as yourself. 
 
 `` Expelliarmus!'' A teenage voice rang into Bond's ears just before the knife was to plunge into his heart. The body of the woman fell to the ground. Bond looked up to see three children, a wolf and a tall man in a robe staring back at him. 
 
 Bond: I was told you might arrive here, what took you so long? 
 
 Voldemort: The boy! *argh, cough, cough*, Poison? 
 
 
 

