[ WP ] Dyslexic children all over the world wrote Christmas wish lists to Satan . To their dismay he always responds .


 Satan smiled Mischievously as he prepared to deliver his first gift of the season. 
 
 Dear Satan, I want X Coxs for Christmas. 
 - From Joey age 7 
 
 `` Well Joey, your wish is my command'' said Satan chuckling, as he pulled out 10 10'' dildo cocks from his bag o' gifts and set them under the tree. 
 
 The noise must have woken little joey, as Satan caught his bug round eyes peeping around the corner. 
 
 `` Santa! is that you?'' he said as as he ran towards his unexpected guest. 
 
 `` You wish'' said Satan as he reached into his bag, pulled out a extra long dildo, and threw it at little joey `` 
 
 Little joey did not stand a chance, it pierced his lips taking away his oral virginity before he could even notice. Using the Joey's momentary confusion, Satan leapt out of the back window, hopped on his hell-hound run sled and flew into the distance leaving little joey traumatized in his living room. 
 
 `` That was a close one, but all in a days work'' said Satan as he pulled out his list, crossed off Joeys name and went on to the next. 
 
 

