[ WP ] /u/WarLizard discovers he actually is the WarLizard from the WarLizard gaming forum

“ What do you mean you don ’ t know? ” he said. 
 
 “ I mean I don ’ t know, ” said /u/Warlizard. 
 
 “ You ’ re the /u/Warlizard. The one from the forum, ” she said. 
 
 They had begun to crowd around him. “ I am not. I am not /u/Warlizard from the forum, ” he screamed. 
 
 Someone caressed his head. “ Oh poor, /u/Warlizard. The accident has really impacted your memory. ” 
 
 “ What accident? ” 
 
 A murmur went through the crowd. “ He doesn ’ t know? ” 
 
 “ The accident. ” 
 
 “ The most important thing. ” 
 
 “ His memory is incomplete. ” 
 
 “ What the hell are you people talking about? ” said /u/Warlizard. 
 
 A man walked up and put his hand on /u/Warlizard ’ s shoulder. “ There was an accident. We ’ ve been trying to get ahold of you for years now. ” 
 
 “ Did you not get our messages on reddit? ” 
 
 “ Did you not hear us? ” 
 
 “ Did you not wonder? ” 
 
 “ That was some jokester. It was funny, sure, but it wasn ’ t legitimate, ” said /u/Warlizard. 
 
 “ No. It was us, /u/Warlizard. It was all of us, ” said the crowd as one. 
 
 “ I don ’ t get it. I never found any Warlizard forum. The guy admitted to playing a joke on me, ” said /u/Warlizard. 
 
 “ Come back to us, /u/Warlizard. Come back to us, ” the crowd said. 
 
 “ Where would we go? ” 
 
 “ We ’ d go back. We ’ d go home. Back to the forum. ” 
 
 /u/Warlizard thought about it. He wondered. Would they actually show him a forum? “ Where is the forum? ” 
 
 The crowd split, creating an unobstructed lane to a computer. “ Here, /u/Warlizard. Here on the computer. Come with us. ” 
 
 /u/Warlizard walked to the computer. He ran his hand over the monitor and, with a bit of hesitation, sat down in the chair. 
 
 The crowd cheered as /u/Warlizard opened up Firefox. The only website it would go to was the Warlizard Forum. /u/Warlizard couldn ’ t believe it. The forum was real. 
 
 The crowd caressed /u/Warlizard as one. They whispered in his ear as he surfed the forum. “ Yes, /u/Warlizard. Stay with us. You are home. You are home. ” 
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