[ WP ] You are the first person to win a national lottery WITHOUT selling his/her soul to Satan for the privilege . Now Satan ( and the other `` winners '' ) are n't too happy ...

Eons ago, when the world was relatively untouched by him, Satan decided to place a palm upon the lands. Thus, began the lotteries. The thing is, you do n't enter the lottery by putting a few coins onto a counter. Satan intends for you to sell your soul to him in order to be entered into the lottery. 
 
 I robbed Satan's home to find, among the countless diabolical research notes and horrific new experiments, a ready-made lottery stone ( as the label said ). It did n't take long to find the appropriate notes that helped me discover that I needed to crush the stone in my palm. I could feel the money approaching. 
 
 All I came for was the lottery stone, yet I stole all of Satan's notes, ruined his experiments, and ran off before he arrived home. I studied the notes and replicated the experiments that would empower me. 
 
 Months later I rivalled Satan himself in power. Years later, while I secretly governed the world's actions and played them to my heart's desires, I sensed Satan coming to challenge me. I knew he knew just as much as me. If only he had completed his new experiments sooner, then he would've defeated me and taken my place. 
 
 But alas, we destroyed each other and now we reside in the abyss, playing chess and waiting for our moment to exist in your world again. 
 
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 **Author's note: ** sorry I did n't take the time to make this better.
