[ WP ] You are clumsy in the kitchen . Today , you perform a satanic ritual entirely by accident .

`` It was a day like any other at the restaurant I work at, when I accidentally poured some salt on the ground. I naturally tried to sweep it up, and put the salt into the shape of a pentagram'' 
 
 `` A pentagram? How did you manage that?'' 
 
 `` Uhhh... I'm very clumsy. Anyway, another order came in from a very important customer, so I had to stop cleaning up the mess. I needed to make blood sausages, and so I got the goat blood from the cupboard, but my hands were slippery!'' 
 
 `` Why were your hands slippery?'' 
 
 `` Salt is very slippery. Back to the story, I spilled the blood all over the salt. Then I as I went to clean it up, I smelled something burning from the oven. I rushed over to the oven and-'' 
 
 `` What was in the oven?'' 
 
 `` Does it matter? Anyway, The food was so burnt that it had embers on it, and as I went to throw it away, I slipped on the blood! I dropped the flaming food on the salt and a terrible fire ignited on the salt! I was stunned to see Satan standing before me!'' 
 
 `` Satan. You expect me to believe this?'' 
 
 `` I swear, every word is true. He said `` You have sold your soul to me, and now I will grant you anything you could ever desire'' I asked for a million dollars, and a large bag of money appeared before me, and he vanished. That's why I'm walking down the street with a large bag of money in the middle of the night.'' 
 
 The officer paused for a moment and said `` Sir, please put your hands behind your back''
