[ WP ] All of humanity and the universe we live in exists in a simulation . While it was created for strictly scientific purposes , it turns out that the lives of petty humans make for great reality TV .

`` What's he doing now?'' 
 
 `` Just sitting on the toilet, writing something'' 
 
 `` Did you zoom in on it? What's he writing?'' 
 
 `` Looks like a reddit post about.. hoh! Get this! A simulation'' 
 
 `` What's he writing then?'' 
 
 `` Well, my english is a bit rusty.. let me get the translator'' 
 
 `` Hmm, he seems to be pretty intent on that'' 
 
 `` Holy gods, shut up right now!'' 
 
 `` What? What's he writing?'' 
 
 `` Us!'' 
 
 They both began to shiver. One thought, why us? What is this? How is this even possible, it's a simulation! The inquisitive one lifted his hand, only to see it written down. He flicked his partner's ear. 
 
 `` Ow, shit! Stop that!'' 
 
 They continued to watch. Was there something that this simulation was tapped into? Perhaps it had a connection to their government? They read it as they thought it - a-ha! it had to be. But what they did n't know was.. what? Why did n't he finish that? He modified the story a little, but it was.. always that way? 
 
 It was frightening, and they were frightened, but there was n't any need to be, they were, after all, safe outside of the simulation, there is nothing that the simulation could do to reality, save for one. 
 
 `` And? Damnit! What is it?'' They shouted futilely at the screen, but he was n't writing the answer. 
 
 `` But wait, is this coincidental or is he actually able to write us as it's happening?'' 
 
 `` How fast is he typing?'' 
 
 They heard the noises from the kitchen. The writer continued to sit on the toilet just writing on his phone. 
 
 `` So wait? How is he going to end it? Is he going to -'' 
 
 `` Shut up!!'' 
 
 The writer will end it, they could read that, but they did n't know the writer would be seeing them soon. For what is information, but matter in a different form? 
 
 He looked into the camera and smiled.
