[ WP ] You are tasked with conducting the funeral of the human race .

`` We made it pretty far.'' She finished her cigarette, and ground it beneath her heels. `` Yep. Beat everything except the Second Law.'' 
 
 `` Think we should read the eulogy?'' She looked at her companion, one of the few billion who'd lived on Earth before humans really left, and made it to the end. Well, the only one who'd made it to the actual end. `` No.'' The man's voice was quiet. `` No reason. Nobody to hear it. What we did stands by itself.'' 
 
 `` Could we have done more?'' There was nothing for her to see other than the interior of the ship. The stars had died long ago. 
 
 `` We filled up the galaxy, and the galaxies nearest to us, with people living their very real lives. I do n't think there's any more we could have done with the time we had.'' He took her hand and looked at the timer that counted down to the time there would be no more humans. `` When we were still on Earth,'' he said quietly, `` This seemed so far away. It's been far away for such a long time, and it feels like when it got here it still came too soon. 
 
 `` Everyone else died before us, but I think we're the sacrifice. Everyone else had a future, had something to live for and work for, some reason to care about the world and what happened next, and for a lot of people that was making sure there was a funeral. And we're the last ones, with nothing to live for but another six hours of sweet fuck-all.'' 
 
 She looked at the man next to her, who had only chosen to look like old and frail for this last mission, because it was the role he needed to take. She needed to ask something, but her voice caught when she tried. 
 
 `` Do you think it was all worth it?'' 
 
 `` Twenty billion years of humanity loving and creating, and sometimes hurting, and experiencing so much more than I could have ever imagined, each day bringing things I would n't have dreamed of before?'' He looked at her like she was crazy. `` *Fuck yes*.'' 
 
 EDIT: There are options for the end of humanity beyond `` We dun goofed.''
