[ WP ] A man is banished to the wilderness for 20 years . Write his diary entries for his first and last days of exile .

March 18, 1972 
 
 Dear diary, 
 Hi! My name's Gary. I finally got banished today! It took seven long years, but I finally made it! All I had to do was poo in the village well and poof! Banished! I'm never going to have to shuck an ear of corn again, or take out the trash, or make things out of wood, or watch those boring ass sacrificial voodoo bullshit ceremonies ever ever again! From here on out its smooth sailing. Just me and nature. I'm gon na be eating fruit and licking trippy toads all day every day. Get ready jungle cause Gary's here for 20 years! 
 
 March 18, 1992 
 
 Dear diary, 
 
 Well chief look-at-me-i-remember-how-long-people-are-banished showed up today. I was really hoping his old wrinkly ass would forget and just leave me alone but oh no, he came all the way out to my hut ( which is way prettier than those god awful mud piles they call huts back at the village ) and had the nerve to act like HE was doing ME a favor by `` letting'' me come back. Then, he has the nerve to ask me for an apology. Its been twenty years you old bag of what I'm assuming are arthritis-riddled bones! Get over it! Anyways I've decided when we make it back to the village I'm going straight back to the well and taking another big stinky poo right in the middle of that raggedy horribly color designed brick hole they call a well ( we live like a mile from the river you lazy bastards ) and I'm just gon na pray that they banish me again. Anyways I have to go take a walk or something. If chief no teeth says one more thing about spirits and journeys I am seriously going to scream!
