[ WP ] The walls are down between the Marvel and DC Universes . Of all the bars , in all the towns , in all the world , the Joker and Deadpool meet for the first time in yours .

I've seen some freaks in my day but this one? Well, he sure as hell takes the cake. Scars on his face. Pale skin. Eyes so yellow you'd swear he had jaundice. He kept laughing to himself like someone kept telling him jokes but, I was the only other person in the bar. And his breath. Oh god his breath. It was horrible. And you could smell it from 10 feet away. It was as though he had just eaten a truck load of chimichangas. All he would drink is Canadian beer. After a while he looked at me and started talking about killing some guy named Slade. Something about the guy stealing his style. Anyway, so this guy is here smelling like a homeless guy covered in rotten blood and in walks this clown. Literally. A fucking, clown. So this clown sits next to the first guy and starts in on him. 
 
 `` Dear god, what sewer did you climb out of?'' 
 `` The same one you pulled that suit from.'' 
 `` HA! Good one. You got good humor kid but to be a humor pro, like me, you got ta smile more.'' 
 
 The clown grabbed a knife, put it in the poor fucks mouth and sliced a giant smile through his face. The guy dropped to the ground. I was up against the back counter of the bar, a bit shocked by the severe display of violence, when the clown slaps the counter and orders a shot of whiskey. After he downs it he looks to his left and there sits the first guy. I was in shock. No cuts on his. No new scars. He just sat there sipping on his beer as if it had never happened. 
 
 `` Did n't I just slice your mouth open?'' 
 
 The clown was in disbelief 
 
 `` What? Oh yeah. It happens.'' 
 
 This agitated the clown. So much so that he pulled a gun and shot the bastard in the head. 
 
 `` HAHAHAHAHAHA! We got him that time, did n't we, old chap?'' 
 
 And just like that the fucker gets up again. This went on for hours. The clown killing the guy and him getting back up. The clown was losing it. He was furious and erupting with laughter each time the guy died and came back. I was going to do something but after a while, I hate to admit it, I was entertained. After some time had passed a third weirdo walks in dressed like a bat, calls the clown `` The Joker'' and spouts off about the clown needing to go to some asylum. The clown practically begged to go stating that nothing could be worse than whatever it was that was happening in my bar. After the bat and the clown left the other guy got up off te floor, paid his tab, and left. 
 
 Craziest thing I've ever seen.
