[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

It's 9 PM in the evening. The smell of cigarettes and booze still lingers in my apartment from the night before. 
 
 I hear my girlfriend shift quietly in our bed. My mouth is dry as hell and I can smell my own breath. Where did I place the Ibuprofen? Please God! I can feel my heart pulse in my head, my stomach let's out a deafening growl. I need food, something to just get my mind off of this hangover. 
 
 I walk over to the fridge, and throw open the door hoping to find some of those lasagna leftovers from three nights ago. No, nothing, the fridge is empty besided a half gallon of milk, a couple of beers and an orange that has definitely seen better days. With a disappointing thud I close the fridge. 
 
 I turn back towards the counter where, out of the corner of my eye I spot an ad in out local paper. Tucked away in the bottom right hand corner on the back of our newspaper I see it, `` Nikkos Pizza Place.'' Again I can hear churning noises coming from my stomach. 
 
 Reaching into my pocket I grab my phone, eight percent battery left. Better make it count. I hastily dial the number and wait. `` Nikkos Pizza, how can I help you?!'' Shit I do n't know what to say, I had no time to decide what I wanted but it's too late now. `` Can I please get a large pizza with just pepperoni and cheese?'' there's a small pause on the other end `` Anything else? What kind of crust do you want? Garlic, butter, parmesane?'' 
 
 I take a moment to think `` No crust please.'' why do I need garlic crust, they are going to rip me off for that anyway... There's a silence on the other end, `` You said you wanted a large pepperoni with NO crust?'' It took me a few seconds to collect my thoughts until I repeated `` Correct, no crust.'' On the other end, `` Will this be for pickup or delivery?'' Do I want to pay the deliver fee? The address shown in the ad should only be two blocks or so down from me, `` Pickup, I live close by.'' in a raspy almost concerned voice he says `` Come around the back.'' I hear a click, he hung up! Just like that, no price, nothing. 
 
 I wait about 15 minutes before heading out. Wish I had some time to charge my phone, does n't matter I'll leave it here. I'll be right back anyway. I toss my phone on the counter on my way out the door, headed into the cool December New York air. 
 
 To be continued... 
 
 First little story I decided to write here. I'm on my phone but please let me know if you want me to write the rest.
