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`` Captain Saturnblade,'' Quartermaster Marsblood says. `` According to my calculations, the Nopeasaurus Rex charges at us from the East.'' 
 
 `` Okay,'' Saturnblade says. `` We can deal with this. How many eyes does it have?'' 
 
 `` None, sir. It makes up for that with a lot of sharp teeth.'' 
 
 `` Jesus. Okay, everybody. We've no idea how this monster operates, but we're gon na try to kill it. Anyone know where Private Plutofire is?'' 
 
 `` He's dead,'' a soldier says. `` He was eaten by that other giant thing with all the mouths.'' 
 
 `` Well, in that case,'' Saturnblade says, `` are there any other brave souls, here?'' 
 
 A roar mutters across the frosty canyon through which the crew treks. 
 
 `` Come on, people,'' Saturnblade continues. `` We do n't have time to draw straws --'' 
 
 `` What if we *all* ran into it at the *same time* with our giant space halberds?'' another soldier suggests. 
 
 `` If you're right,'' Saturnblade says, turning to face the blankness from which the noise came, `` then I'll see to it that you receive the Space Medal of Space Honor, but if you're wrong, we're all gon na die.'' 
 
 `` Acknowledged, sir.''
