[ WP ] Everyone wakes up one day and speaks every language , and understands the nuances and slang of other cultures .

Four men are sitting outside a local bar, chatting and drinking beer. 
 
 Man 1: `` Qué extraño, ¿eh? La semana pasada, apenas podía hablar una palabra de español, y ahora estoy con fluidez!'' 
 
 Man 2: `` मैं अंत में मेरी प्रेमिका के माता-पिता मेरे पीछे मेरे बारे में क्या कह रहे हैं समझ सकते हैं। नकारात्मक पक्ष यह है कि वे भी, मुझे समझ सकते है ।'' 
 
 Man 1: `` Haha । तो तुम ना, अब गूंगा कार्य नहीं कर सकता'' 
 
 Man 3: `` Eske yo pa tradiktè soti nan yon travay kounye a menm si?'' 
 
 Man 4: `` Bon pwen. Ki fè nou plis chans yo ka resevwa yon pi bon travay kounye a, yo te bileng?'' 
 
 Man 1: `` Not really, not if everyone does. It's not really a special skill anymore. And it's not even bilingual..It's like... All-lingual.'' 
 
 They all laugh, agreeing, and make a toast. Suddenly a man and woman walk up to them, looking rather confused. Figuring they need directions, Man 1 offers to help them out, but all they're doing is waving their hands around. The four men meet the couple's blank stare. 
 
 Man 4: `` English? What about English?'' 
 
 Man 2: `` Oh merde, sont-ils sourds?'' 
 
 Man 3: `` Uh... any of you guys know sign language?'' 
 
 Man 1, 2, 3 & 4: ``... Shit.'' 
 
 

