[ WP ] Describe an object within five feet of you in as much detail as possible .

The ten* numbers and twenty-six letters are painted white across its cheap black-plastic keys, twelve of them. It's practically weightless, but I can feel its absence when it's not sleeping in my pocket. It's been glued to me for years, I'm too cheap to replace it. 
 
 I've spent years laughing into it, pressing it to my ears so I can better hear the voices echoing from thousands of miles away. I've said hurtful things from a distance, and I've comforted this way also. I've thrown it against the ground in forceful rage so that screen is spider-webbed with fissures, but it still rings an 8-bit ring. 
 
 It's a cheap string dangling from the mesh of the planets conversation; Give me the right code and I could call a hundred million different samples of humanity, at least until I run out of minutes. 
 
 It's bent out of shape and practically worthless, but I cant do without it, it's always in my right-pocket, I'm too cheap to replace it. 
 
 ^^*Edit: ^^0 ^^is ^^a ^^number ^^too. *
