[ WP ] The kidnapping has gone off without a hitch , the ransom 's been paid and you made it away with the money . Except , as you are counting the money , you find an envelope near the bottom . It contains , among other things , a picture of your wife and child .

I thought I got away scot-free, 10 million dollars for the billionaire's son. I was gon na party all night. I decided to count the money one last time to be sure and that's when I found it. An envelope and inside was a picture of Sally and Jake. I laughed as I realized it meant I did get away Scot AND responsibility free. No family to worry about and all that moolah. Sally was planning to divorce me anyway and Jake was her son from her 1st marriage. Only thing I'll miss is Sally's dog Jackie. Hopefully they did n't take him as well. Time to pick him up if possible and leave the country. Good bye America and hello Canada!
