[ EU ] Tyrion , in his trial , calls for a trail by rap battle . Tyrion and oberyn verses a team of your choice .

*If you have read the series, please bear with me for the creative plot liberties and free language. Heads up, probably nsfw. * 
 
 
 `` You're a little boy from Dragon-rock, half a monster half a cock - I should've pinched it off dear brother for you killed our lady mother and no oh no it did n't stop at that - you had to get caught by lady cat - dishonouring the family lion - My only wish is that you'd've gone *flying* out those *moon. moon. doors. * PLEASE YOU'VE ONLY EVER-HAD WHORES - just go back to your book and your *mis fits*, cause Tyrion you're never getting *these tits*'' 
 
 `` Dearest sister please calm down, then lift your skirt and bend on down, you've done it for one brother - why spread legs for another? I think that way its only fair - I see your laughing - oh please spare me the em-*bear*-assment- did n't get the **pun**? Maybe cause Jaime's been having so much **fun** with Lady Brienne down at the fair - whodat? its-the-maiden-in-the-pit-with-the-bear - Who's laughing now you spawn of hell? One last thing before I give it to Martell; you just do n't get a rise outta my breeches. Sorry sis. You've got saggy peaches.'' 
 
 `` Let's remember I'm on the throne not you, now take a step back and lookat you two - one's half a man, the other half snake - accompanied by his two-cent rake - it's funny that you mention our brother - at least we've only fucked eachother - whats her name again? Oh right, *Shae* - now where do you think she is today? I'm looking at her pretty face - Whose the giant now? She's in my embrace. Now turn to your left and look at Martell - Gods, what huge fucking cockatee-el. He think he's king of Dorne with that striding strut - But damn he ca n't even please his nasty slut -'' 
 
 `` It's funny you should mention that, dearest queen - were't you just fucking her? Must've been a dream. It could be the air down here and all that fish. But I think it's from that poison in your son's dish - In Dorne we have a saying; please stop the praying. But you should've prayed before you got laid - Should've stuck to masturbating. One dead's not enough, there's two more waiting. One's a weakling, one's a monster, one's a girl and you do n't want her - oh is that why she's in my palace walls? I thought it was cause she has no balls - try to quench my vengeance vast - bitch, you're just jealous you have no mast.'' 
 
 `` Enough, enough! The gods have spoken. The gods are fair. Unbent, unbroken.'' Tywin said then looked on down. `` My son and the Prince? Or Cersei and the crown?''
