[ WP ] A message appears on your phone - `` You have connected to Wi-Fi network : HAL9000 ''

You look down at your phone, brow crinkling. Hal9000? You remember seeing parts of that movie vaguely when your parents watched it, and you smile at the reference. 
 Until your phone glows red. `` I am HAL-'' 
 `` Nope.'' You swiftly disconnect from the network, heart hammering. 
 A few days later, another network appears, strange symbols that look alien. Your phone connects automatically, and- 
 You look around in confusion. Was that a screen in front of you? You approach it to see an office with lines and lines of computers, staff furiously typing and going about. 
 You begin to knock at it. `` Please, can you help me? I do n't know where I am!'' 
 
 ( bonus points if you get the reference )
