[ CW ] Rewrite a popular short story ( fairy tales , aesop 's fables , etc . ) without using any words longer than five letters

A bad kid named max is sent to his room. 
 His mom calls him `` wild thing''. 
 `` I'll eat you up'' an apt reply. 
 He gets no food for being so rude. 
 Vines and such grew and grew in his room. 
 Until none but green stuff could be seen. 
 Then a great sea came into view. 
 So he gets in a boat and sails away. 
 And he sails a while until he finds land. 
 A land where a Wild Thing might like it. 
 And as it goes, there was more than one Wild Thing there. 
 And they did scary stuff but Max was calm. 
 He tamed them easy with a few good words, 
 And a few scary faces of his own. 
 They made him the Wild Thing King. 
 They had a wild party until he felt alone. 
 And he felt like going home. 
 But a Wild Thing thing to do is not to set their king free. 
 But to keep him for all time, or to eat him at least. 
 But max got into his boat and went back home. 
 And found food there for him. 
 He ate it, and it was still hot. 

