[ WP ] You are a stay-at-home parent to a super-powered child . Your superhero spouse spends all day saving the world . Write your exasperated post to /r/parenting detailing your unique frustrations .

Ok Reddit, I'm sooooo fucking done. Jimmy's fourteen now, but he's a fucking mess. I swear to god if I cook ONE more meal and he vaporizes his food I'm going to lose it. Even If I yell at him, his self-righteous mother storms the room and starts feeding me the same bullshit lecture. `` It's his right to have his powers'' and `` you ca n't yell at him for being himself!'' 
 Like FUCK Lorraine, ca n't you see you're not helping? I swear though, sometimes her superhuman speed translates into superhuman bitching. I'm beginning to worry about Jim though, he's always staying out late, sometimes coming home with his uniform in tatters and ALWAYS the next day there's some unaccounted for murder on the news. I hope he's not turning into some supervillaine out of some comic book; as much as he pisses me off he's my son and I love him to death. But here I am, sitting at my desk, three beers gone and a couple on the way with the kid losing it and his mom flipping her shit at me over speaker phone. I do n't care that much about leaving the empties on the counter when we're out of garbage bags honey, and Jim I do n't give a shit about where your extra pair of heat proof jeans went.
