[ WP ] You send away a cheek swab for a DNA test . Your results come back 100 % Neanderthal .

Oh, thank you doctor. I've been excited to learn about my heritage. Is this the paper, inside of this envelope? 
 
 Here, let me open it. 
 
 Ugg, gugga ugg. Errg gugg ugg uhhh. Uhh ahhh eeeeh gugg errg. 
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 They say good writing does n't need an explanation, but I feel I must explain in this case. 
 
 In my story, I'm a lot like the Coyote, who runs off a cliff, and, until he realizes he's off a cliff, he just hangs there. My story follows that. Up until the DNA test, I lived my life as a productive member of society. Then, I realized I am a Neanderthal, and instantly revert to grunts.
