[ WP ] The protagonist often breaks the 4th wall , and so the narrator decides to break the 5th . Things are getting heated between the two .

Johnathan looked at his sister, she was handing him a gift. The thin rectangular package was wrapped haphazardly, it was the same fashion as the Christmas before, and all the others before that. 
 
 `` I made you this'' she said. 
 
 Johnathan, thought a second, and said aloud, `` I know you're writing a writing prompt about this Henry'' 
 
 `` What?'' she said, a quizzical expression on her face. 
 
 `` It's Henry, I have a feeling he's writing a prompt on Reddit about this'' 
 
 `` Uh...'' she respond, `` Why do n't you open the present'' 
 
 `` I already know its an inspirational calendar, where you've cut out images and pasted them in amusingly'' he explained, clamoring for his cheap Acer laptop. 
 
 He opened the laptop, The Christmas lights on the tree were glowing on the walls, as snow `` It's not even good writing he explained'' he showed the prompt to her. 
 
 She read aloud: `` Johnathan looked at his sister...'' 
 
 `` wait'' she explained 
 
 `` The words are appearing as I am saying them'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' said Johnathan `` It's Henry, he's writing a prompt about us'' 
 
 `` well, well, well'' Henry said, slow clapping, walking out from behind the tree. 
 
 `` You've figured it all out.'' 
 
 `` First, Hello, it's nice to see you Henry'' Johnathan explained 
 
 `` Second, You ca n't just randomly write your self into a prompt, that does n't even make sense'' 
 
 Henry disappeared in a puff of logic. 
 
 `` That does n't make sense either!'' Johnathan explained. 
 
 Henry reappeared in a puff of continuity. 
 
 `` And stop talking about yourself in the third person'' 
 
 `` but..'' I said 
 
 meanwhile, Johnathan's sister was just looking at everything unfold. 
 
 `` stop talking about my sister, it's weird, and you know damn well her name is Kate'' 
 
 `` well are n't you bossy, I do what I want'' 
 
 I walked over to the cheap Acer laptop and started writing a comment: 
 
 `` stop that!'' Johnathan shouted, pulling the laptop out of my hands. 
 
 `` Dude, it was only a prank'' I said amusingly `` and anyways, I've already wrote the end to this, look'' 
 
 Johnathan read aloud, but interrupted himself: `` Oh you rat bastard'' 
 
 Johnathan looked at his sister, she was handing him a gift. The thin rectangular package was wrapped haphazardly, it was the same fashion as the Christmas before, and all the others before that. 
 
 *edit: haha, take that Johnny Boy* 
 
 *edit + edit: added an `` an'' and added a `` the'' in the bit about the inspirational calendar, for more of the sense making* 

