[ WP ] You 're 99.999 % sure you have superpowers . Obviously , if you were 100 % sure , your life would be completely different .

`` So like, I'm 99.999 % sure I have superpowers. I call it the *Schrobob's superpower*. So I learnt in class this schrodonger's cat theory today in class, about this donger guy putting a cat in a box and then it's alive and dead cos nobody knows, but if you open the box and you know then it is confirmed. Then I thought, what if it's alive and dead and cat and not-cat at the same time? Then I thought even more! What if I had superpowers but because 100 % I'm sure, I do n't have superpowers? That means I have to be 99.999 % sure and not 100 %. Obviously, if I were 100 % sure, my life would be completely different, but I'm a genius. So I'm 99.999 % sure I have super powers. What do you think?'' 
 `` Bob, you're an idiot.''
