[ WP ] You live in a world where humor does not exist . One day you wake up with a sense of humor and you are the only person that can find things funny .

I have a weird fetish for numbers you see, I get irate whenever I see a number with the number 6 in it. Because of this, I'm part of a club containing other people have weird fetishes like myself. One of the members there has a weird fetish for bread, he gets really aroused by bread. Turns out this guy is my best mate. Well anyway he has a ritual of sorts where he smears one half of the bread in jam and leaves the other side clean. He does this every morning. 
 
 Well the story is that me and a few of his and a few of my mates crashed out at his place one night and I was delegated to sleeping on the sofa. Due to how uncomfortable the sofa was, I got little sleep so I was awake rather early. I woke up and my mate was already awake and getting his bread out of the bread bin. I paid little notice. I then saw him smear one side of the bread with jam. This peaked my interest so I started to take note of what he was doing. Now this is the weird part. Remember when I told you he got aroused over bread? Well he actually then proceeded to blow his load on the bread, all over the side with the jam on it. I then heard him sigh and mumble. This was my cue. I walked over to him and said, `` Guess you got it up on the wrong side of the bread this morning?'' and I just could n't contain myself and erupted into raucous laughter. My laughing woke up the rest of the guys and I told them the story. None of them found it funny, but I did.
