[ WP ] You 're being followed by a poisonous mushroom that is persistent on being eaten .

Fungus Venatione. The Hunting Mushroom. Once it's caught sight of its prey, it is ruthless in tracking down and killing its prey via poison. 
 I should know, I've been tracked by one for four days now. 
 
 An idle walk in the woods, an unusual specimen; too late, I recognise the distinctive Cap, with two ear-like protrusions. I ran, but too late. It had spotted me, and gave Chase. 
 Four days. Four days of non-stop movement. Yes, a Human may be faster than a mushroom, but what it lacks in limbs it makes up for in persistence and endurance. Field and Glen, moor and mountain, it followed. Through raging rivers and barren rock, it followed. 
 Four days; no more. I could not move, I could not fight, I could only wait for my fate to reach me. I screamed at it as the mushroom came into view `` Why?!? Why must you kill me?'' 
 Shockingly, a mouth appeared in its stem, and a high pitched voice came out. 
 `` Kill you? No, no, no! I do n't want to do that.'' 
 `` Then why hunt me?'' At my question, its cap turned a pinkish hue, and its gills fluttered coyly. 
 `` Why... I know it sounds like a spore chat up line... but you seemed like a fun-guy''
