[ EU ] Uncle Ben 's Famous Quote Is Now `` With Great Power Comes Great Invulnerability . ''

*Uncle Ben is lying on the road after being shot and carjacked. Peter Parker approaches him. * 
 
 **Peter: ** Oh my God! Uncle Ben! 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Peter, come closer... 
 
 **Peter: ** Who did this to you, Uncle Ben? 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Listen to me... With great power comes great invulnerability. 
 
 **Peter: ** We've got to get you to a hospital... 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Peter, did you hear me? 
 
 **Peter: ** Huh? Yeah, yeah... I did. Hang on, Uncle Ben. I'm going to get you some help. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** No! It's too late for that. I need you to pay attention. 
 
 **Peter: ** I heard you! `` With great power comes great invulnerability.'' 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** And? 
 
 **Peter: ** And what? 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** What do you think? 
 
 **Peter: ** About what you said? 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Yeah. Pretty good line, huh? 
 
 **Peter: ** I guess... Hey, excuse me! Will somebo-... 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** It would be great on a poster, or maybe a desktop background. 
 
 **Peter: ** Sure, whatever you say... 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** You do n't think so? 
 
 **Peter: ** Jesus, Uncle Ben! I do n't care about that right now. We need to get you to a hospital! 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** I knew it! You hate it. You never liked my motivational quotes. 
 
 **Peter: ** Oh, come on! That's not true. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Then what's wrong with this one? 
 
 **Peter: ** Ugh, I ca n't believe we're talking about this right now. Fine, whatever. It's stupid. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Really? 
 
 **Peter: ** Yeah. Great power and invulnerability do not always go hand in hand. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** They do n't? 
 
 **Peter: ** No, Uncle Ben... They do n't. Trust me, I know. I shoot webs out of my hands. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Ew, what the fuck? 
 
 **Peter: ** It's a long story, but anyways, that's why I think your `` motivational'' quote is dumb. Can I get you some help now? 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Uh, no thanks, Spider-Ass. 
 
 **Peter: ** Seriously? Why are you being so difficult? 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Oh, am I hurting your feelings, Mr. Sticky Fingers? Maybe you should go read some motivational quotes to cheer yourself up. 
 
 **Peter: ** Wow, real nice, Uncle Ben. Maybe I will leave you here. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Whatever, jizz hands. 
 
 **Peter: ** Are you fu- 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** Like jazz hands, but with jizz. 
 
 **Peter: ** I get it, Rice-Man. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: **... 
 
 **Peter: ** That's right... I said it. 
 
 **Uncle Ben: ** You know I hate rice, especially that brand! 
 
 **Peter: ** Yeah, yeah. I'm out of here. 
 
 *Peter shoots his web at a nearby building and grabs hold of his web. A chorus of `` ew'', `` gross'', and `` yuk'' can be heard from the crowd of onlookers. Peter swings away while simultaneously giving the crowd the finger. The crowd disperses. Uncle Ben dies. * 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

