[ WP ] The machine should n't work , but it does .

`` We're at the last of our funding, Borg, you know that. What the hell more do want?'' 
 
 `` Honest to god, I really do n't understand how you..'' 
 
 `` Oh shut up, will you?'' Sudav snapped. `` What do you want? you want to go on? uh? and how the hell are you gon na do that? you want me to tell you'Oh no Borg, everything's gon na be alright, in two weeks tops we'll finally get it how this goddamn piece of jelly works, no problem at all Borgy my dear'. Is that what you want me to tell you? And what for? Just so i can be listening to your whining two more weeks? Dear lord, Borg. Fuck you! Fuck you and your goddamn jelly soup!'' 
 
 Borg was struck dumb. He couldn ’ t believe what he heard. `` What... are you...? Oh so it is jelly soup now? so is it my jelly soup? MY jelly soup? You go out on your own for ages, you put this shit up out of freaking nowhere - probably your stinking ass! - you ca n't make a thing out of it, you ask for your old friend Borg help, who by the way could be by now on his way up in government, and now that we ca n't figure this shit out, it's MY jelly soup? And now I ca n't be worried? I wasted who knows how many *epochs* on this and I ca n't be worried? uh? Tell me asshole! I CA N'T BE WORRIED?'' 
 
 Sudav had had enough. `` AHHHH... he groaned. YES! Yes, yes you can get worried, yes one thousand times...'' He sighed. `` But i ca n't anymore. I just ca n't. I will not work for this one more second. I'm out, I'm out of this.'' 
 
 `` So that's it? We ’ re leaving everything like this? Sudav, please. Like this?'' 
 
 `` No. Not like this. Let's finish it.'' 
 
 `` How?'' Borg knew there was nothing else he could do. Hope that everything would work out was the only thing motivating him now. 
 
 `` We put it to work and leave it on it's own. I do n't care. I do n't give a shit where it goes now. Funding can kiss my ass. Grab a speciman.'' *Let's roll the dice, * Sudav thought. 
 
 `` Which kind? Cetacean?'' 
 
 Sudav paused to think. `` I still want to see where this goes, and I think water will make it more difficult. Primates?'' 
 
 `` Sure, what the hell. As good as any.'' 
 
 Borg collected the speciman and embedded the grey compound in the primates mind. Immediately the response came to life, the eyes of the speciman lighting in a sudden wash of understanding. The phenomenon they had dedicated their lifes for dozens of epochs to understand and manipulate without success. With a feeling of helplessness and sadness covering his curiosity he finished the speciman and made him ready for delivery. `` Where?'' he asked. 
 
 `` This one came from Africa. Put it back there. Let's see where it goes.'' 
 
 
 

