[ WP ] A person in a fantasy universe does something that would seem out of place in said universe .

The elves align on the wall with their bows and arrows, the orcs amass in the thousands from afar. Gandalf readies his men on horse back. 
 
 Aragorn gets totally pumped watching the orcs run up the suspended walk way, so much so his clothes start to rip, his armor busts, and he squashes his horse to death. 
 
 `` Aragorn smash'' he screams, standing at ten feet tall, blue, with elvish knot designs all over his body, all lit up and badass. 
 
 He jumps to his feet, grabs two massive swords, busts through the front gate, and runs down the raised walkway, mowing down orcs one massive swing at a time. 
 
 `` Oh shit, did not see that coming.'' Gandalf says to himself as Aragorn one handedly takes on the orc army by himself. Gandalf pulls his pipe from his coat, looks at Frodo, `` oh hells yeah.'' 
 
 They retreat back to the kings layer, where the king was hiding like a little b #! $ &. They can hear the giant, relentless Aragorn, tearing every orc limp from limb. The elvish archers have decided to have a make out session. 
 
 `` Got that dwarf weed!'' Gandalf says as he struts his wicked badass self into the room, `` and the war is won.'' 
 
 `` The war is won, already? How?'' The cowardly king asks. 
 
 `` Shhheeeeeeiiiiit, man, this is middle earth, magic is the name of the game. It popped off real quick, I'm still wondering what Aragorn got into.'' Gandalf says before toking up the pipe, blows a vagina into the air with smoke, then shoots a smoke penis through it. 
 
 `` Ew.'' Frodo says aloud, `` Sam!'' He calls out down the large corridor. 
 
 They all get baked, they're all hallucinating the eye of Sauron is watching them, and they swear they can hear the screech of the witch king. 
 
 `` Shhhh, shhhh, be quiet, stop rubbing my nipple Sam! Its the witch king!'' 
 
 They walk closer to the barricaded door to hear the commotion outside. 
 
 `` Aragorn smash!'' They hear Aragorn leap into the air and bring the screeching flying thing, a dracken maybe, I do n't know, to the ground and subsequent downward hammerfists for a finisher. 
 
 They open the door, all stoned out of their minds, and look as Aragorn slowly returns to normal as he stands over the dead witch king and that Dragon, or whatever it was. 
 
 `` Holy shit Aragorn, good job!'' Frodo yells. 
 
 Aragorn mumbles some meaningful shit that goes over everyone's heads, and they all nod and agree. 
 
 
 I ca n't think right now lol. 
 
 
 
 
 

