[ WP ] Heaven is becoming overpopulated . Slums are developing , crime is rising , angels are sent in to keep the peace .

`` Status Report, Michael,'' said God as the Angel handed him a white portfolio full of papers. 
 
 `` Sector 6 is rioting again, led by guess who?'' 
 
 `` Jobs.'' 
 
 `` Dude's a dick, I told you you should n't have let him in,'' said Michael, shaking his head. 
 
 `` He's got marketing experience you know we needed, that's why I gave him the thumbs up.'' 
 
 `` It's Heaven, who does n't want to come here?!?'' 
 
 `` Look Mike, we do n't have time to debate right now, it does n't matter who made the mistake of letting him in, we just have to handle the situation. What's he mad about anyway?'' 
 
 `` Overpopulation, rising crime rate, apparently Sector 6 is turning into a slum and he's getting pissed.'' 
 
 `` Ok, ok. Send the Angels in to calm the uprising. Tell them I'll handle the overpopulation problem immediately. I'm going to talk to Peter. `` God vanished reappearing at the Gates of Heaven. He approached Peter and told him about the situation in Sector 6. 
 
 `` Well how would you have me handle the overpopulation problem. I have to let some people in?'' Peter asked God. 
 
 `` Let me show you. Next group of souls that rolls by I'll give you an example,'' God replied. Three men then appeared 
 before the Gates. 
 
 `` What happened boys?'' God asked. 
 
 `` The ice was the thinner than we thought. So..... can we go to Heaven now?'' 
 
 `` Just one sec. Who do know here?'' God asked. 
 
 `` What?'' one guy responded. 
 
 `` I said, who do you know here? You're ratio is n't optimal so I have to know how you heard about this,'' God said pointing to the Gates behind him. 
 
 `` Are you seriously asking how we heard about Heaven?'' 
 
 `` No I'm asking who you know here, now quit wasting my time.'' 
 
 `` Um, Michael Jackson?'' 
 
 `` Sorry bro you're a little North of that party, I'm gon na have to ask you to leave.'' 
 
 God vanished again having set up Heaven in the fashion of the most exclusive event he could think of, a college Frat party. 

