[ WP ] The mothman appears on the White House

`` Hey, Mothman,'' Obama called. `` Whatcha doin'?'' 
 
 `` Your dog owes me seventy dollars,'' Mothman snapped. 
 
 `` Aw, c'mon, Bo. You know better than to borrow money you ca n't return,'' Obama scolded. 
 
 Bo barked. Bo can not talk, because he is a dog. 
 
 `` What'd he say?'' Obama asked. 
 
 `` He said he already paid me in human carcasses.'' Mothman began sulking, clearly displeased with this answer. `` I wanted money! I can get carcasses whenever I want!'' 
 
 `` Leave my dog alone, Mothman,'' Obama replied. `` He's just a dog. He does n't understand the concept of money.'' 
 
 `` Fine! But I'll be back!'' Mothman flew away and accidentally slammed into a streetlamp.
