[ WP ] You live in a universe where the gods do wonders for their chosen followers . You are your god 's only chosen and you are really getting tired of his/her shit .

`` Poseidon'' Clara said, chewing her sandwich carefully, `` What the *fuck* did you do to my sandwich''. 
 
 The wind blew excitedly across the ocean view, white horses springing up from the greyish-blue of its surface. 
 
 `` Mayonnaise? I thought we already tried that.'' 
 
 The wind died down again. 
 
 `` Please, Poseidon, do n't have another bloody tantrum. I do n't like mayo, Christ, how long will it take for you-'' 
 
 The sea grew into a raging tsunami, growing ever bigger across the slowly flooding coastline. 
 
 `` *Fuck! * Sorry, uh, shit - Polythemus. Yeah, I meant Polythemus.'' 
 
 The tsunami immediately flopped back into the ocean with no repercussions. 
 
 `` Okay, so I know you've being trying to help ever since I sacrificed that white virgin mare, but seriously. For one, I did not want to upgrade to windows eight-'' 
 
 The sea almost looked disheveled. 
 
 `` -and for two, the ocean theme is ugly as shit.'' 
 
 The ocean retreated back to low tide. 
 
 `` And finally, why does all my God-forsaken-'' 
 
 The sea came back in, further than before. 
 
 `` ZEUS-forsaken tap water, taste like a salt mine took a piss in it?'' 
 
 The ocean bubbled a bit, as if giggling. 
 
 `` What? What did you do'' 
 
 By now the ocean had sprung up in many different geysers, and already there was a huge crowd of people gazing at the phenomena. 
 
 `` Poseidon, seriously its not funny anymore-'' 
 
 The waves acted out a series of patterns. 
 
 `` Jesus Christ you're a child.'' 

