[ WP ] JJ Abrams turns out to be the biggest troll of them all , the new Star Wars film was written using a typical Disney Princess movie formula , and Jar Jar Binks is the new Disney Princess .

`` I don'tsa get it,'' Jar Jar said as he sat down on the broken wing of a tie fighter, `` I did n't wantsa to bring aboutsa the empire, why are people mad at mesa.'' 
 
 `` Jar jar,'' Finn said wrapping a hand around the alien, `` you just got ta accept that.'' 
 
 `` Nosa,'' Jar jar said as the music started to swell, `` theysa just do n't understand me.'' 
 
 `` Jar?'' Finn began, but the alien could no longer hear him as he looked up into the Jakku sun. 
 
 *I might not be a Jedi, but I know who I am, * 
 
 *I might be off my planet, but I've got ta be a man* 
 
 *Because we've broken the rules, but now we need to bend it* 
 
 Finn stands up in the background, and joins in. 
 
 *If we're going to be able to be in love, we need to bring back* 
 
 *The senate* Jarjar finishes while staring into Finns eyes. He glances down at the lightsaber on his hip, `` I knowsa that I have n't worked with a jedi since Annie,'' 
 
 `` Shh,'' Finn said as he put a finger over Jarjar's lips, `` That's all in the past.'' 
 
 `` No,'' Jarjar sighed, `` It wasn'tsa.'' he begins to sing again. 
 
 *I gave the senate to palpatine* 
 
 *but now you're standing here with me* 
 
 *and I wo n't let you see the dark* 
 
 *like I failed Annie* 
 
 *This is a galaxy and I feel so far far away* 
 
 *but as long as I'' m here with you I feel like that's okay* 
 
 *And maybe it's just me not knowing who I am* 
 
 *but I wantsa you, to be my mannnnnnnnn* 
 
 The music picks up and Finn joins in on the signing. 
 
 Finn: *Is this going to be Tabboo on Naboo? * 
 
 Jarjar: *Only if it's with you* 
 
 Finn: *I will forsake my jedi vows* ( Hold note ) 
 
 Jarjar: *I will forget the past* ( hold note, close with Finn ) 
 
 Finn: *but there is something that we need to do for noooooow* 
 
 Jarjar looks over the horizon, `` I love you Finn.'' 
 
 `` I know.'' 
 
 Han Solo appears over the rock, `` Are you two ready to go?'' 
 
 Jarjar brushes his ear out of the way, `` Yeah, I think so.'' 

