[ WP ] Game of Thrones characters are rioting because they just want the whole mess to be over . After much deliberation , they send one of their own into the real world to tell GRRM to get it moving .

`` What is west of Westeros?'' 
 
 The question had been asked by countless maesters, merchants, and anyone else with a sense of the world at large. During Euron's kingsmoot, Gylbert Farwynd proposed there was a land far to the west where every man would be a king. 
 
 Rodrik Harlaw had no such notions, however, but through perusing his library had come to the conclusion that the western lands were something much more mysterious: a portal to the creator of the world. Much had taken place in the last several years, nearly all for the worse. All across Westeros, people had been slaughtered in war, died in famines and plagues, and countless more had been dispossessed by the conflict. 
 
 The ancient Stark words echoed in the Reader's mind. `` Winter is coming,'' Rodrik thought, but now it was finally here. The Iron Islands had also received white ravens from the Citadel signifying the official change of seasons. There had been no word from the North since then. 
 
 He knew Jon Snow was the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch and King Stannis Baratheon had been campaigning near the Wall. There were rumors of a disastrous battle against the Bolton host near Winterfell, but no word to confirm it. According to traveling merchants, the recently emerged Aegon Targaryen had been staying put after landing his army. There was no news from King's Landing either, except for the riots. 
 
 It was n't just the smallfolk with their superstitions who were rioting, even hedge knights and maesters were agitating for the Crown to do something. It was the maesters who realized their world had come to a standstill, and the Citadel sent out ravens across the continent asking for aid in restarting time. 
 
 Rodrik the Reader pored through his tomes and located some of the ancient legends of the First Men that referred to the creator god Grrm who lived far to the west, beyond the edge of the world. 
 
 Not wanting a part in King Euron's madness, the Reader found his excuse to fit out the Sea Song for a long voyage west. He would sail to the edge of the world and seek an audience with Grrm. After all, what was there to lose?
