[ WP ] You are an alien who abducts humans for experimentation ... .

I'm just an average beady-eyed alien kid, ya know? You ca n't expect an alien who's just getting started in his spaceship experimentation career to do everything right. And so today got flipped around when Greksidicko Morphinamino, my superior, was notifying me of an error occurred in followup from the second ever nighttime experiment I ever conducted. 
 
 `` John Dothman has been returned to the area that the humans call Mississippi. He was from Montana, Stedman!'' He yelled at me. 
 
 Stedman is me. Yeah, I changed my name to a more human sounding name, because human names are cool. 
 
 `` And Bamboozle, who is from Montana, was returned to Mississippi! You nimwit!'' 
 
 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............................. 
 
 But I did n't panic. After throwing out my considerations of performing my own, highly ambitious experiment on my superior, Morphaminarion, I instead contrived a brilliant, humanish plan. During my recess, I took a trip to Mississippi, in human disguise, and I was able to forge plenty of records. After the packet was complete, I made an ancestry record for both Bamboozle and Dothman. I returned to the spaceship and showed him le record. 
 
 `` Lol, Morphaminarino, you are an idiot,'' I said. `` Look, these two guys are cousins. And here is the flight information for each of them. They happen to be visiting each other's homes. GG noob.'' 
 
 I got away with it yet again. And so began my career as a hustler on spaceship Gokgamino.
