[ WP ] A whale is summoned into existence by mistake .

My friends and I were obsessed with the SIMS games. I admit, probably a little too obsessed. Probably. We spoke Simlish to each other sometimes. Not real Simlish, we were n't clever enough to learn the language they actually built for those games, but our own gibberish. What, it sounded about right. Anyway, we did it more to confuse the people around us than anything, get a good laugh later. 
 
 But apparently, magic words are a thing. I know, I did n't think so either. But there we were, walking through the doors into the mall and starting up our usual Simlish banter, when outside we hear 
 
 THUD 
 
 splooooosh 
 
 Something sounded gross, so I hesitate to turn around. All the car alarms going off demand my attention though, so I turn and... ca n't even see outside. There's... blood? Oh, God, is that blood? Something far too red and chunky is covering the glass doors. I thank whoever's available on high that the doors had closed before... before... what happened?! 
 
 We entered the mall in the food court section, so there's a good crowd already rushing to the doors and windows. I let people go past me, fulfill their own sick curiosity, but I end up kind of pulled outside with them and into the worst smell I've ever experienced. 
 
 My jaw drops as I realize what I'm looking at. Some kind of carcass has... dropped? Where else could it come from if not the sky? Dropped onto the parking lot, crushing a few dozen cars and exploding onto the building. 
 
 `` Oh, shit, that's a whale.'' My friend moves up next to me. After she says it, my mind recognizes the giant rib cage, now mostly shattered. 
 
 `` Where did it come from?!'' I ask, looking up. I do n't see any kind of helicopter swarm or whatever it'd take to carry this thing. Now that I think about it, would n't they need a ton of water if they were transporting a whale? No water in sight except the now red, slightly frothy fountain at the side of the building. 
 
 She stares at it confused. I keep staring at her, mostly out of shock as my mind reels, but partially hoping she'll notice something that will make this make sense. She's always been a little... out there. Her mind was never invited into the box the rest of us happily live in. 
 
 She slowly shakes her head, then stops and her eyes grow wide. She grins and looks at me. `` Do you remember what you said as the doors closed?'' 
 
 I think for a minute. Our talk is gibberish, but we tend to stick to the same phrases. Sometimes a mash up of phrases straight from the games, sometimes something we came up with that sounds too genuine to not use again. I think I remember a certain couple phrases I used, but I remember tripping over part of it. I start to repeat it for her, confused as to why she'd ask, but she throws her hand over my mouth and rushes me back into the mall, to the back of the crowd. She lets go, and motions for me to speak, so I say what I think the phrase was. 
 
 THUD 
 
 splooooosh 
 
 Oh God. 
 
 She grins. It's a horrible, dusgusting sort of grin I've never seen on her face before. People are screaming and rushing back into the mall, shouting `` It did n't even fall! It was only 40 feet up!'' I hear someone talking about how whales will collapse under their own weight when not suspended in water, so a fall of any height will have drastic effects. But I'm still staring at my friend. I start to shake my head. She starts to say the phrase. 
 
 THUD 
 
 splooooosh 
 
 THUD 
 
 splooooosh 
 
 THUD 
 
 splooooosh
