[ WP ] Nietzsche the Pooh

`` Here he is, Pooh,'' said Piglett, and pointed up on the hill where Eeyore sat staring sadly at the sky. `` He seems so very troubled today. I wonder, should we talk to him?'' 
 
 Nietzsche the Pooh nodded thoughtfully and wobbled up behind Eeyore on his chubby bear legs. 
 
 `` Good morning,'' droned Eeyore, `` though of course I have n't any hope that it *will* be a good one.'' 
 
 Pooh rested his hand on Eeyore's head and told him in a grave tone, `` Hope, in reality, is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torment of man.'' 
 
 `` Oh dear...'' worried Piglett.
