[ WP ] The hero was killed , the princess was sacrificed , and the evil king rules the land . For the average citizen , though , things have taken a turn for the better .

It was not long since the evil king that ruled this land had killed both the princess and the blue knight that rode in to save her. The clouds were bleak and the weather dismal. It had rained for the past week after their passing, as if the cosmos were crying out at their deaths. The king continued to tax his subjects heavily, even though it seemed that most workers could barely afford it. In the small village of Haffordshire, he people had begun to talk. One of the subjects had just picked up a newspaper to read at breakfast. 
 
 `` Hey look at the paper John, look at the front page article.'' 
 
 `` King Evil invests in nationwide healthcare plan. Free healthcare for the people. Wow, that's a twist.'' 
 
 `` Also stocks are up'' 
 
 `` Nice''
