[ WP ] Reddit becomes a physical world , subreddits are factions at war with one another .

June 9th. A day that will live in infamy. 
 
 The subreddits willingly sacrificed millions of subscribers in the first charge, just to establish a beachhead on the front page. Users dug deep into their souls to produce original content worthy of admiration -- only to be quickly downvoted to hell. 
 
 /r/redditgetsdrawnbadly was the first subreddit to fall. As hard as the bumbling MS Paint artists tried, they couldn ’ t compete with the larger and less drunk painters of /r/redditgetsdrawn. Dozens of stick-figures with smiley faces fell to their deaths without even making it out of the boat. 
 
 /r/atheism was next. Some say it was divine intervention from the gods/mods. Others say that the users were simply intractable, annoying people who spent a little too much time focused on why they didn ’ t go to church. In any case, as soon as the atheists ’ landing craft opened, they charged towards the beach lobbing downvotes in every direction, not bothering to check their own flank. They slaughtered their own fellow subscribers, and then stood over the bodies arguing with priests from other subreddits about what happens after death. Soon, the few survivors of /r/atheism realized their army was hopelessly disorganized and self-destructive. They defected to other factions. 
 
... To be continued.
