[ WP ] A dragon infiltrates a D & D group

``... Why are you smiling?'' 
 
 ``... Pardon?'' 
 
 `` You were smiling. In fact, you were smirking. Why?'' 
 
 `` Well... It's a fun game, you know?'' 
 
 `` I've been watching you... Orcs, trolls, and that lich, you buckled down and played, with a look of concentration on your face. But the three dragon fights, you just smirked.'' 
 
 `` Uh, well... I like dragons.'' 
 
 `` Oh?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, dragons are cool. And, well, in the game, the dragons are just so unrealistic.'' 
 
 `` Huh?'' 
 
 `` Um... Yeah. They just are.'' 
 
 `` Well, yeah, they're fictional.'' 
 
 `` WHAT DO YOU - Uh... Yeah. Fictional.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ``... Okay, so anyway, the dragon is vanquished, what do you do next?'' 
 
 `` I search for loot!''
