[ WP ] You live in a fascist state , but have been fortunate enough to be given the most desirable job . Describe your life and/or what you do .

Border patrol officer. Funny, right? 
 
 My work here makes me feel like I actually do something. The hours are n't too bad, and the pay is surprisingly good. My family is housed in one of the better apartments this side of the city, so I really ca n't complain. 
 
 However, the border looks as if granite was on sale. Barricades and walls with machine guns, border patrol officers in spit-shined black uniforms. The only thing new here is the soldiers. And they are n't here for show- there's been three `` terrorist'' attacks over the past year. 
 
 And the people.. My god, the people. I do n't think you can find people any dumber than those I stamp passports for. Even had a guy come in with a piece of paper that said, `` let me in.'' Hell, makes me job easier. 
 
 However, after every stamp, after every day, I feel glad to be in my country. 
 
 Glory to Arstotzka.
