[ WP ] The weirdest suicide note ever

You are in danger. Put this note in your pocket and *do not open it* until you are at home with the door locked. I know this is unfair. I'm sorry. 
 
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 I had to wait until they thought I was asleep. I snuck the stationary upstairs in my jacket; they wo n't bother cleaning out my dresser, they'll leave that to the stewards, so this might be my only shot at getting a message out. God, I hope whoever gets this is a steward or a clerk or maybe my wife. 
 
 I do n't know who they are, or how far it goes. I do n't know *anything*. I've had a gun to my head for five years and four months, and I ca n't take it anymore. At least, this way, my children will be safe. I hope. 
 
 You must bring this message to the director of the CIA. He's the only one you can trust. Go yourself, to headquarters. Do n't use a phone. Tell the person at the front desk that you need to see the director, immediately, about arms trafficking in Monaco. Say nothing else to anyone until you're in his office. 
 
 It's the Secret Service, Jim. The new President's in danger. The republic is, God, I do n't even know what's happening. You have to go public, fast, before they catch on. You have to do something. I do n't know what to do. I ca n't even pick up a phone. 
 
 I'm sorry. 
 
 // FROM THE DESK OF // 
 
 Warren Phillips, President of the United States
