[ WP ] A mysterious collectible trading card game grants people different super powers for each card owned . You have just recieved your first booster pack .

( I've never really tried writing a poem, let's try this! ) 
 
 With pride I strode into the shop, 
 
 Then sheepishly walked away ( I was lost ). 
 
 But three doors down, a squat brick shack of brown 
 
 with open door and hardwood floor and collectibles all strewn around. 
 
 
 
 I bounded up to the clerk, dubious how such cards would work. 
 
 But I held those thoughts back, bought a new pack and into the corner I lurked. 
 
 The new card smell ( surprise! ) was nothing new, and the foil pack just a basic blue. 
 
 Yet excitement and dread, equal in my head, and the cards to my shock were quite few. 
 
 
 
 Just five! I felt I'd been cheated! 
 
 My hard earned cash, just simply deleted. 
 
 Put I picked out the first, now fate could not be reversed, and to go back and change it I pleaded. 
 
 
 
 Much to my surprise ( and delight ), I found myself turning off my office light. 
 
 Then shutting the door ( as three nights before ), and my harrowing blight was no more. 
 
 I smiled, craned my neck and laughed, the thoughts of vengeance: against no mercy clashed/ 
 
 My fury grew, and last I knew that'fore dinner, I'd discard that bad Hash.
