[ WP ] Describe a character the exact opposite of who you are

GoodDwarf22 is a hansom dashing character who is confident and productive. Always with a smile and good cheer he has never been depressed nor has ever even considered suicide. Needing no help he has made tremendous accomplishments and is rich and famous. Sure, he might be a terrible writer and may have murdred, raped, stolen and molested large numbers of people, but he's happy with who he is. Possessing Ph.Ds. in almost every field known to man, he has also been an astronaut, doctor, president of free world and dictator of the not-so-free one. Everyone knows the name of GoodDwarf22
