[ WP ] The dead begin to rise as zombies , but have no interest in human flesh or brains , preferring normal human food sources .

`` Sir.'' I simply stated, eyebrow quirked. 
 
 The carcass in front of the checkstand merely groaned, as it slowly turned its head towards me. 
 
 `` You're going to have to pay for that.'' I pointed towards the roast beef sandwich that he clutched, so tightly that the bread fell apart and the meat was hardly edible. Not to mention the slimy coat that it had acquired. 
 
 The deader simply turned to me, and turned its head, what was left of it that was. A worm popped out of a hole in its lower jaw, and I could've sworn that it tilted its head at me similarly. 
 
 The deaders have been up and walking for several months now, and people had really gotten use to them. Unlike all of those movies, shows and books said they would, they did n't have any taste for human flesh or brains. But rather, they simply held onto the tastes they had in life. 
 
 A couple of weeks, the United Nations decided to keep them around for god-knows-why, but relocate them to less... Populated areas and towns so as to keep the metropolises from being overcrowded with deaders. 
 
 Unfortunately, Braggart, Nebraska was unpopulated enough to qualify as one of these `` deadfuges''. And they were a bunch of gluttons those deaders. They ate, and they ate, but their stomachs were opened up as often as not, and the food just kind of fell out. Even if they did n't, they did n't digest shit, they just ate because that's what they were used to doing. 
 
 Apparently, some of them were n't used to paying.. 
 
 `` Sir, I am going to need you to pay for that sandwich.'' I reiterated. I rapped my finger on the marble counter. `` You ca n't just walk into our deli, grab a sandwich and walk out.'' 
 
 The deader just kept looking at me, its nonfunctioning eyes rolled back up into its head, then made an odd shrugging motion, and continued on his way. No one bothered to stop him. 
 
 I sighed, pulled out my wallet and tossed a five-dollar bill into the register. No way in hell I was losing my job over this.
