[ WP ] A frog tells you that if you kiss him , YOU will turn into a princess .

`` A princess you say? A princress from which kingdom?'' 
 
 `` None, just a princess.'' 
 
 `` That doesnt make any sense, if I'm a princess from nowhere how can I be a princess?'' 
 
 `` That's complicated just trust me, you'll be a princess.'' 
 
 `` At least try to explain, I'm not buying the `` Shut up it's magic'' thing. Tell me how I become a princess, from where and what you have to gain in this.'' 
 
 `` Humans.... Sooo, if you kiss me it will make a contract between us, this one to be precise'' The from give me a piece of scroll from nowhere. `` After that you'll be send in an alternate universe in what we call a `` princess school'', here you will be taught about all that implies to be a princess. When, after three years you graduate you'll have to find a dragon or and evil king or what you want to kidnape you, then a knight will come to save you. You understand no king want to marry his daughter to the first dummy that can kill a dragon but that's how succession works. For what I have to gain it's just my dayly routine, I'm a princess finder.'' 
 
 `` Ok I got it, it's stupid but I got it. Just why do you ask a men to do that?'' 
 
 `` As a friend say `` They know what they have in their hands. ``, in a princess school it's unthinkable to have sexual education class but a princess need to know what to do in the bedroom so we ask guys, at least they know how to use a dick.'' 
 
 `` I'm speaking to a frog who want me to become a princess drag queen by kissing him, what did I smoke. Ok frog, let's try it.''
