[ WP ] Reddit posts you 'd find on a secret subreddit for mythical beings / gods

/u/ Th0r posted a new picture: `` Totally just killed some ice giants because I'm the best god.'' 
 
 
 /u/ j3sus: Have you been smoking some burning bush again? We all know ice giants do n't exist. 
 
 
 /u/ Th0r: They do n't exist anymore cause I killed them. 
 
 
 /u/ M'hammad: Killing is n't always the answer. 
 
 
 /u/ V1shnu: Preach! 
 
 
 /u/ Buddha: Non-violence is always the way forward. 
 
 
 /u/ j3sus: says you /u/ M'hammad. Most of your followers are bloodthirsty beasts. 
 
 
 /u/ # 1Zeus: you're all butthurt faggots. you seem to forget I killed the titans. 
 
 
 /u/ Buddha: Again with the killing. 
 
 
 /u/ ApollOOOOO: fucking gottem /u/ # 1Zeus. 
 
 
 /u/ Had£s: I'm god of the dead just saying... 
 
 
 /u/ 0siris: not the original g though. 
 
 
 /u/ horus: go home dad. 
 
 
 /u/ j3sus: Well I'm still the best. I died for my people. 
 
 
 /u/ aphr0dite: You have a pretty rad beard too. 
 
 
 /u/ Th0r: *wench detected* 
 
 
 /u/ p0s3idon: I make all the godesses wet. 
 
 
 /u/ Athena: Thats so misogynistic, reported! 
 
 
 /u/ pAn: ^^ Been spending too much time on Tumblr. 
 
 
 /u/ # 1Zeus: LAD. 
 
 
 /u/ j3sus: Thats a little uncalled for is n't it. 
 
 
 /u/ Lucy_Fer: Stfu you jew. 
 
 
 /u/ Jehova: Brushing my teeth and I check my phone to see this. You should all be ashamed. 
 
 
 /u/ pAn: Did you remember to masturbate? 
 
 
 /u/ ApollOOOOO: and then floss... 
 
 
 /u/ Th0r: LMAO, 10/10 shitposting m8s.
