[ WP ] You are God , but Satan has cast you into a snake and steals your identity and all your hard work . Convinve Adam and Eve to stop believing in Him without revealing your identity .

`` Eat the apple. It will let you know all you need to know.'' 
 `` But god said-'' 
 `` Come ooooonn... Look at my face. Can you say no to this face?'' 
 
 God pouted as best as it could, in a snake's body. 
 
 `` Fine... I'll eat the apple.'' 
 
 `` Yayy!'' 
 
 He coiled up around Eve's neck some more, comfortable being her scarf. 
 
 > CHOMP 
 
 *huh go figure humans look like assholes whenever they eat appl-* 
 
 `` Oh my... You're like God, but not Him.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` You must be that devil guy he was talking about!'' 
 
 God face-palmed with his forked tongue, and wished he had the eyelids to really close his eyes to concentrate and express his exasperation.
