[ WP ] Your dog has been missing for an entire week , when it finally shows back up there 's something a little bit off about it ...

I do n't remember Spots being quite so... hard. 
 
 Daddy says sometimes this happens to dogs; they'll go away for a little while and when they come back they're... *different. * 
 
 But Spots just does n't seem like himself. He's like, depressed or something. He moves so slowly and only eats a little. And daddy says I ca n't pet him too much no more,'cause he might bite me hard. He says he's a new kind of dog... a `` snapping'' dog. 
 
 His skin is gross anyways, so I do n't wan na pet him. It's all hard and green and it feels weird. 
 
 And he ca n't do none of his old tricks. He does n't roll, or bark, or sit. He just hides inside his new shell. Daddy says sometimes that's normal for Snapping Dogs. 
 
 Anyways, I told daddy I want a goldfish now,'cause Spot is boring now.
