[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

**I Do Not Like Your White Sperm** 
 
 I do not like them 
 in my house. 
 I do not like them 
 on my blouse. 
 I do not like them 
 here or there. 
 I do not like them 
 anywhere. 
 I do not like 
 the smell or taste. 
 I do not like them, 
 on my face. 
 
 Would you eat them 
 off my box? 
 Why would you land them 
 in my sox? 
 
 Not in a box. 
 Not in my sox. 
 Not in a house. 
 Not on my blouse. 
 I would not eat them 
 here or there. 
 I would not eat them anywhere. 
 I would not eat for the smell and taste. 
 I do not like them, on my god damn face. 

