[ WP ] You tell Death that you will never tire of living no matter how long you live . It makes you a bet that you will and thus grants you true immortality . You 've just lived through the second death of the universe and show no sign of stopping . Death is baffled .

`` I DO N'T GET HOW YOU STILL ENJOY THIS'' 
 
 `` Ahhh man, it's really easy. Once I figured out the whole AI thing it was super easy to create a self-contained cyclical network that accurately replicated an complex system.'' 
 
 `` I KNOW, BUT WHY THIS ONE.'' 
 
 `` This system? Well I suppose it could render *anything* but I honestly just enjoy this the most - it reminds me of, well, I do n't know... I guess it's just an accurate representation of what humanity was when I was young?'' 
 
 `` SO YOU'RE LONELY! I KNEW YOU'D GET THERE ONE EPOCH.'' 
 
 `` Nonono! I just kind of find it entertaining to be part of community that's so self-deprecating and ironic. It's honestly more of a weird social-experiment at this point more than anything. I'll probably swap it out for a full-reality simulation in a couple of days.'' 
 
 *Death leans in; the computer screen seems to shake with the closest thing to fear that an inanimate object can feel. Two icy blue orbs bounce of the screen into my eyes as he reads over my shoulder... * 
 
 `` WAIT, WHAT'S A DEATH KNIGHT?! I THOUGHT YOU DID N'T MAKE THIS!'' 
 
 `` Oh! I mean I did technically make it but all the original code I synthesized off of came from someone else. Do n't worry about the DK's though... no relation to y- well unless you want them to have a relation? I mean I know you're really only big on cats so I could work something in with the druids maybe? They can turn into cats, if you did n't know.'' 
 
 `` THAT WOULD PLEASE ME, I DO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF CATS.'' 
 
 It seemed Death would be the first god to have Druids being played by artificial-intelligence's as followers. 
 
 As the void writhed imperceptibly around us a faint vibration could be heard on the edge of sound, disturbingly similar to a giant mosquito testing its wings. Ever so often when I forgot to forget about it the faintly arthropodular chittering drifted into my mind... 
 
 Of course I had lied on multiple occasions, all of them billions of years ago, about being bored with immortality. This lack of motivation with regards to living came to a swift end when I realized what happened to everyone when the Universe ended. It was hard to be bored when you realized that at any waking moment true horror was only the width of a shadow away. Deaths incipient fascination latched by sanity back on its rails; 
 
 `` YOU KNOW I MAY ACTUALLY GIVE THIS A SHOT; THIS THING YOU RECREATED SEEMS VAGUELY ENTERTAINING. WHAT'S IT CALLED AGAIN?'' 
 
 `` Well, I mean, you can try out any of the simulations - it's not like you ca n't choose from literally thousands. This one's called World of Wa-'' 
 
 
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 This is what happens when I browse this subreddit while playing WoW after a long life of reading Terry Pratchett.
