[ WP ] You discover the source code to universe.exe and give yourself admin rights

After years of research, of hard work, of writing algorithms for the glitches he discovered in his `` reality'', Joe finally got ahold of the precious `` universe.exe''. He always believed in its existence, but he did n't know for sure, deep in his mind, he wanted to be wrong. 
 
 
 `` So it is true, life is a simulaton, I do not exist, I'm nothing, just some fucking bits. ``, Joe did n't know what to do, what to think, He just stayed still for a few minutes, thinking nothing. `` Should I even think?, how could I produce thoughts when I am merely a product of someone's imagination''. In that moment he realized there had to be a God, a creator, a coder. He realized too that He could be a God as well, after all he had access to the universe's source code, he could easily edit it. `` No, Why would I do that?, why would I be a God when I'd still be a non existing one?, No, I do n't give a shit about this Universe anymore, I just wan na see someting real''. He then proceeded to leave comments in the source code, aimed to his creator. 
 
 
 Weeks passed, Joe could n't do anything in the meantime, he just kept refreshing the code, waiting for a note. And indeed, one day he saw it. It was link to a website, to which he immiadiately accesed. His God had made a chat application, and he was already online. Joe was thrilled. The divine entity spoke first: 
 
 
 `` Hey Joe, I've got ta say, I'm surprised.'' 
 
 
 `` Well me too, I mean, speaking to God...'' 
 
 
 `` Oh please, just call me Ed.'' 
 
 
 `` Ok, Ed, could you please tell me, what should I do with my life, how can I find meaning, knowing that I do n't really exist?'' 
 
 
 `` Oh Joe, it's not a big deal, I do n't really exist either'' 
 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 
 `` Yes, Scientists proved that our Universe is a simulation years ago. Eventually we got used to it, and just carried on living as we always did. I mean what else could we do?, Anyway you have a great advantage, you can talk to your creator!'' 
 
 
 `` Why would I wan na talk to you?, you're not even real!'' 
 
 
 `` Oh, so what?, who is real?'' 
 
 
 `` Well the guy who created your Universe, your God.'' 
 
 
 `` Mm, ha, well not necessarly, you see, he/she/it could have been created as well. I mean we do n't even know how time really works, some researchers firmly believe that time is cyclicall, so following that theory, it would be technically possible that you create a universe of your own, and someone in that universe creates a universe of their own and so on, and somewhere down the line, someone, somehow creates the Universe where the guy who created my Universe lives. You see?, maybe there's not such thing as `` real''. That could mean that we are all real.'' 
 
 
 `` Or that nothing is or ever could be real. That all there is, is vacuity. Yeah, that does n't sound so good to me...'' 
 
 
 
 Joe closed his laptop, he was just angry, a loop of non existence was incredibly absurd, He could n't stand that idea. He took his gun and simply blow his brains out. 
 
 
 
 
 

