[ WP ] Everyone in the world wakes up a virgin again

My first post in this sub, be gentle! 
 
 
 It was a typical day on set. The crew arrived early and began setting up, the director was in his chair going over plans for the shoot, and the actors were late. Scratch that, the female lead, what was her name... Anastasia? Was n't coming. 
 
 
 Marco, looking devastatingly handsome in his tight black pants and fitted tee, paced around the room. Frustration radiated off of him, and his sweat dampened shirt had every girls eyes glued to his form. 
 
 
 `` Excuse me!'' he snapped. 
 
 
 `` What? Oh, uh, yes Marco?'' the frazzled director glanced up from his laptop. 
 
 
 `` Well, director, what are we going to do with no female lead?'' 
 
 
 The director gulped and glanced toward the crew, sizing up the females present. All eyes, previously so interested in the proceedings suddenly found more interesting things to look at. All the quick thinkers hurried away with excuses on the tips of their tongues. All the quick thinkers, that is, except me. You see, I have this horrific case of foot-in-mouth disease where I say the first thing that comes to mind. I signed my fate with, `` Are you too hot in here, or is it just me?'' 
 
 
 The next thing i knew, I was dressed in a too-tight french maid costume wearing copious amounts of makeup and blinded by the lights and cameras. Threats to the dissonant tune of `` If you want to keep your job you'll do what your'e told'' rang in my ears. 
 
 
 Marco's eyes on me were, dare I say, almost predatory. He took his time looking me over before giving me the script. I gulped and closed my eyes. 
 
 
 
 BREAKING NEWS! CHANNEL 9: 
 The entertainment industry ground to a halt this month as countless entertainers were unable to `` perform'' in front of the cameras. It appears that there has been some sort of illness or memory wipe that has affected everyone and put a hold on any movie containing sexual or suggestive content. Hit more strongly, the porn industry is in shambles as many stars, women in particular, refused to go to work. We'll have more on this story at 6 pm. Back to you, John.
