[ WP ] Shia Labeouf takes up the role as motivational speaker on a suicide hotline .

'Shia, we've got someone about to jump on line 3.' 
 
'I'm on it.' Shia picked up the phone. He knew he just had to do it. 
 
'Hello? Sarah? Hi, it's me Shia. Yes, that Shia. I already know what you are thinking, he's gon na say the line and this is all one big joke. It's not, okay? You are in a very delicate position and I want to help you. So let me help you.' Shia paused, letting Sarah speak. He could hear wind whipping past the phone as she spoke trembling words. This was something that could n't wait. 
 
'Right, I here you. Well, I take it you have seen the video where I shout a lot. This is the case where you should n't do it. Bluster and bravado is great sometimes but now, you just need to clear your mind and think. I can tell by the waver in your voice that you are n't sure and I and I'm sure many others do n't want you to be up where you are right now, even contemplating the idea of committing suicide. What you are doing will make your dreams end. You are cutting yourself off from a tomorrow where anything is possible. I understand that things may seem dark but do n't do it.' 
 
 The lead operator came into the room, as Shia began to pace round on the phone, gathering all his motivational energy. 
 
'I've been in a very dark place like where you are now. Everyone turned against me, career in the toilet and my life in tatters. But there is always a chance to climb out of the hole and get to the point where you can rebuild. Giving up is something we all do and it is easy to say that we will stop but it takes true strength to make it so. The fact that you called this number is enough to convince me you have that strength and desire to still live. Your family wants to live, your friends and I want you to get down from the edge and to make those dreams be more than dreams. By not doing it, by not making this severe decision and coming back to us all safely, you will have the power to do whatever you want. I believe in you Sarah and I know, deep down, that what you are tempted to do comes from a rash moment of sudden pain. It too shall pass.' Shia went silent as he eagerly awaited for the response. 
 
'No problem Sarah, I'm glad I have been able to help. Now you go home, hug your family and see that you do have it in you to make it out there, no matter the struggle. God bless, you can do it.' Shia put the phone down, breathing a sigh of relief. Just a normal Tuesday night for personal saviour Shia LeBeouf.
