[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

`` Alright Sam, just watch how it's done.'' 
 
 Sam looked attentively at Holly, her higher-up, as two men in lab coats walked in and sat in front of them. Holly smiled and said to them, `` Chemists?'' 
 
 `` Yep.'' 
 
 `` What'll y'all have?'' 
 
 `` I'll have H2O, please,'' said one. 
 
 The other followed, `` I'll have H2O, too.'' 
 
 Holly motioned to Sam to get some water for the first chemist as she reached under the counter and pulled out a small brown bottle. She kept it out of view of the scientists as she blended the second man's drink. Curious, Sam went over to her and whispered, `` Holly, what are you...?'' 
 
 `` Standard procedure. Customer said it's what he wants -- and the customer is always right, Sam. Besides, this is a pretty common order; nothing to worry about.'' 
 
 Holly turned back to the customers with a glimmering grin and handed them their drinks, which they eagerly gulped down. Not long after finishing, chemist # 2 collapsed and began writhing in pain. The other promptly called paramedics, and they left. Then, while Holly started to clean up after the men, Sam picked up the little bottle, which read: HYDROGEN PEROXIDE. 
 
 *What the fuck? Is this some kind of joke? * she thought. Her gut wrenched as realization hit her like an iron fist. 
 
 The bell jingled at the door, and she looked up. Some religious officials from different sects walked in, animals, celebrities, historical figures... they came in droves and seated themselves along the counter. Then, just as she thought the horde was done, to her horror, another pair of chemists stepped in. 
 
 *That's it, I'm out. *
