[ WP ] He would have been a great inspirational speaker , if he did n't start every piece of advise with `` It 's like yo momma said to me last night . ''

`` Great news Bob popularity is up 20 % in the papers! We have never seen numbers like these! I knew it that as soon as we could iron out a few personality quirks Dave would be the perfect inspirational speaker. We have bookings out until next year. I just have to ask, how did you do it?'' 
 
 Bob is a slick operator and everyone in the business knew it so it was a surprise when he started up with the earnest and trust worthy Dave. Bob leaned back in his leather chair and smoothed out his shirt. He did't look up as he spoke calmly. 
 
 `` I did n't do anything Ted. Its all Dave, he speaks from the heart and people love him.'' 
 
 Ted on the other hand was small and nervous he knew the other shoe was going to drop it always did for him. He tone was piteous his nervousness clear. 
 
 `` No no, how did you get him to stop saying IT. You know that thing he used to say?'' 
 
 Bob grinned his smile full of a warmth that had not been there even a month ago. 
 
 `` Ted I do n't know know what you are trying to say. I ca n't change Dave's message. That would only corrupt it make it less real. Just listen to him Ted! That is a man who speaks with conviction! With total and absolute honesty. I ca n't control what Dave says anymore than I can control the sun and stars. Nor would I want to. You just have to believe in him Ted!'' 
 
 Now Ted was just confused. 
 `` But Bob I heard his introduction as the rally last night he did n't start with the old mother joke...'' 
 
 Bob calmly waved him off. 
 `` Ohhh that. Ya no we just lip sync over that shit now. Problem solved.''
