[ WP ] You and your Arch Nemesis are forced to save the world together .

`` You're a banshee from hell, Amy.'' But god damn, did she look good. 
 
 `` Wallace, you deadbeat. How about you pay child support once in a while.'' Oh screw her. It's a goddamn dog. Why the hell should I pay child support for a Pomeranian? 
 
 `` AGENTS,'' Director Wosnan interrupted. `` If you two are quite finished, you have a job to do. You see, professor Xilac has set up a base in the middle of the peruvian jungles, inside which is stored....'' 
 
 Peruvian jungle, eh? Perfect place to put a bullet between her ears. Payback for all those wasted brunches with your mother. Haha, I'm getting exited for this mission just thinking about it. 
 
 `` DEAR GOD, AGENT WALLACE,'' Director Wosnan yelled. `` Why are you getting an erection?'' 
 
 `` Eww'', Amy said. `` You're just as disgusting as I remember.'' 
 
 `` It's the pants,'' I hissed. `` The folds make a misleading shape.'' 
 
 `` Yeah?'' Amy laughed. `` How many pairs of pants are you wearing?'' 
 
 Ooooh, I'm gon na kill her. I'm gon na kill her. *What are you, the pants police? * I should have said that. Ca n't say that now, or can I? Wosnan started talking about the jungle again. With each second that passes, the window to make a comeback becomes smaller, got ta say it now: 
 
 `` WHAT ARE YOU, THE PANTS POLICE?'' The room went silent and they both stared at me. Man I should have said pants gestapo. Yeah, definitely gestapo.
