[ WP ] After rubbing a mysterious bottle , a genie emerges . Immediately , before even offering you your 3 wishes , he hands you a massive 100 page EULA to sign first .

John looks up at the genie as he thumbs through the paper. 
 
 `` So I just have to agree to these terms and I get my wishes right.'' 
 
 The genie crosses his muscular arms and nods. `` This is correct. You can......'' The genie trails off as he watches John flip to the end of the pages without reading. 
 
 `` So where's the box that I mark to say I understand and accept the terms? I'd like to get this thing started.'' John says while enthusiastically signing his name. 
 
 `` But..but... you did n't even read it?!'' The genie exclaims incredulously. `` I'm going to have so much fun with this...'' He muttered to himself as John began to make his first wish.
