[ WP ] You used to be an ordinary alien scientist , but one day you were bitten by a radioactive human . You now fight crime with your human powers .

It had already been a very difficult day, collecting specimens amongst all the chaos. The humans were intent on flinging small, conical chunks of metal at one another. The entire city was on fire, but they still found the time to fling them at me as well. After a great deal of toil, I managed to dig one out. Protected beneath layers of concrete, unlike any human specimen I have ever encountered. He was on the brink of death and his associates had been trying to revive him with radioactive beams. I would call the humans foolish, had I not been the greater fool for taking him to study. I had him upon the dissection table when he sprung back to life and bit me. His powers transferred to me... space Christ, I can feel him in my veins! 
 
 I now know my purpose. I now know my power. I am justice. I am the knight. I am the guy with the mustache who must save the humans from the Jews... 
 
 I am Space Hitler.
