[ WP ] America is invaded on July 4th

I gasped with wide eyes as an array of beautiful fireworks exploded over the lake. The Fourth of July was easily my favorite holiday, mostly because it meant my whole family would be together at our cabin on the upper peninsula of Michigan. This year everything was going perfect: the fireworks were beautiful, my parents were getting along, and on top of that the mosquitoes were n't half as bad as they usually were this time of the year. 
 
 But then everything changed when an extra big firework exploded in the sky and turned into a dragon. The dragon burst into life from the colorful ashes of the explosion and instantly began torching the woods that surrounded the lake. I grabbed my baby sister and ran for our cabin, intending to head down to the basement before getting stopped in my tracks by an extremely curious phenomenon: something was coming out of the ground! All around me drills were popping out of the ground and then going back into the earth, only to have hands pop up moments later that appeared to be trying to reach the surface. Could this really be happening? Zombies and Dragons on the same day? No, the chances of that occurring were slim to none, there had to be another explanation. 
 
 That's when the first of them emerged above ground: a full grown, 5 foot tall china man holding an assault rifle. All around me, China-men were popping up like daisies. The bastards had did it, they had really fucken done it! Tunneled through the Earth and caught us off guard on our own independence day. 
 

