[ WP ] Tot save the life of your best friend , you have to challenge the devil to a game of chess . You are pretty good , but the devil already has an eternity of practice

`` Your move first'' 
 
 ( the devil sounded surprisingly polite and well-mannered, which was a bit more frighteneing than you expected ) 
 
 `` Uhh'' 
 
 ( you pause for about 20 painful seconds ) 
 
 ( the devil's stare pierces into your soul and causes you to perspirate uncontrollably ) 
 
 `` Take your time. You're going to need it.'' 
 
 ( the devil has a huge Shit eating grin on his face after saying that ) 
 
 ( not only was he an eternal torturer, he was a dick too ) 
 
 `` You think so? Huh. You're probably right. How long have you been playing for? All eternity?'' 
 
 ( you begin chuckle at your own joke but then realize you made a shit joke in front of the devil so you blush and go silent ) 
 
 ( you also have to fart but now is not the time ) 
 
 `` Actually yes, I have been playing for all eternity.'' 
 
 ( I'm the author of this and even I can tell you that you are so fucked ) 
 
 `` Wait, so does n't that mean you will counter any move I make?'' 
 
 `` Yes'' 
 
 `` So you will win no matter what?'' 
 
 `` Yes'' 
 
 ( a few seconds go by ) 
 
 `` And I will eat you alive and enjoy it'' 
 
 ( bro what the fuck ) 
 
 ( you now look at the devil and stare into his coal black eyes ) 
 
 ( you are trembling ) 
 
 ( you are frightened ) 
 
 ( and you just farted ) 
 
 ( while staring at the devil ) 
 
 ( and it's starting to smell ) 
 
 ( the devil is now plugging his nose in disgust ) 
 
 ( dude ) 
 
 ( I think you just shit yourself )
