[ WP ] Write the longest story you can with an unexpected pun at the end .

Once upun a time, there lived a boy named Yu. 
 
 He loved playing with a bird, which perched itself on his balcony every day. 
 
 Just when he was beginning to have fun, the bird flew away. 
 
 It returned when Yu was doing his homework, and walked slowly along the ledge of the balcony. 
 
 Yu noticed that the same bird comes by every day. He played with it after he finished his homework, but it always flew away. 
 
 He was still fond of it though, so he gave it a name. He named it `` Time''. 
 
 Sixty years later, Yu saw a bird fly by, and swears that it is `` Time'', the same bird after these years, looking exactly the same as back then. The bird then proceeded to excrete feces on Yu. 
 
 Because, Time flies when Yu are having Fun, creeps slowly when you Work, and at the very end it is going to Shit all over Yu. 

