[ WP ] The weather forecaster does n't predict the weather . They cause it .

`` A good morning to you all! This is Brodrick McKenna, and welcome to the daily national weather forecast!'' 
 
 Brodrick paused for a moment before reaching deep into his jacket pocket, revealing a new script he had typed just minutes before the cameras started rolling. 
 
 `` Ladies and gentlemen if you live in Columbus, Ohio, this one's for you.'' 
 
 `` Oh Christ'' the cameraman whispered to his assistant, `` Another one of McKenna's vendettas''. 
 
 He ran up and gave the camera a bro-fist, before taking off his tie and throwing it defiantly to the ground. Though certainly a muscular man, with little facial hair and in being short in stature, McKenna's intimidation levels were rather limited, but at least he tried. 
 
 McKenna licked his lips and continued, `` Tomorrow, expect torrential rain and flooding, with water levels rising well above 10ft, followed by three hurricanes, a meteor shower, a firestorm, a perpetual earthquake, and to top it off, North Korea has promised to detonate various weapons of mass destruction throughout the course of the day, turning the entire state into a nuclear wasteland.'' 
 
 He could n't help but smile a little. *Suck shit Anita*, he thought to himself, *do n't you ever touch those fucking churros again. *
