[ PI ] Darkness and light are reversed . Instead of turning on lights , you turn on darkness to keep the light away .

I sprint back into my apartment suite, slamming the door shut on my crazed entrance. I quickly get to all two of my windows and close their curtains. These are n't just any curtains however, they are made out of steel and prevent any and all light from penetrating through them. My wristwatch goes off signifying that the sun has risen, it was another close night. Living in this world is terrifying. All the creatures of the day prey upon beings such as I. They would rip me to pieces, *literally*. 
 After the sprint into my home I am exhausted and dying to take off my trench-coat, `` style comes at a cost'' my father used to always say. A fine gentleman he was. I turn on my outside cameras to see what is happening, and yes, it seems to be just as I thought, the day-walkers are coming out of their dens. I see Jim with his neatly shaved face and clean neck. If normality was a sin, this man would be Lucifer. He is on his way to his normal 6-4 job. Bah! What an imbecile. If he knew anything about fashion he would n't have shaved the beautiful piece of gods creation that is facial hair. How else are you supposed to store the delicious cheesy taste of Cheetos? I gag at the thought of not having a readily available supply of Cheetos. 
 Barely managing to hold down my cheesy vomit, I look to my battle station. I can hear the warm welcoming hum from my home-built rig. I lumber myself to my chair and sit down to turn one of my six 4k monitors. Logging into the database, I check my bank account to see if my birth giver has transferred the life funds into my account. Seeing she has I breathe a sigh of relief and move onto my one true calling, creating writing prompt responses. 
 
 ***crunch***
