[ EU ] Write a serious story substituting as many words for pokemon names as possible .

'We need to get this guy into surgery right now! Get some Scizors and cut him out of these clothes!' The doctor yelled, the patient spasming on the bed. He burst into the centre, Koffing and Wheezing before fainting on the floor. We initially thought he was just Mukking about, Masqueraining as someone in pain. When he started spitting up blood and gasping for air, they knew they had to rush him into care. 
 
'Doctor, we've never seen anything like this. What should we do?' One nurse asked, clearly panicking. 
 
'I do n't know but do n't stand there Slaking, we need to get him checked out.' The doctor pushed the gurney down the hospital corridor, keeping his eye on the patient. He was Drowzee now but after his Unown spasm, they could n't leave him alone. 
 
 They wheeled him into the OR. They cut him out of his t shirt to reveal his bare chest. Something seem to Plusle under his skin, looking incredibly Shiftry.'We need to cut this thing out of this man. Get me some anaesthetic, stat!' As a nurse brought in the anaesthetic, the patient squirmed and he Explouded in pain. He writhed about on the table, this creature under his skin trying to burst through his flesh. 
 
 The nurses tried to restrain him, strapping the patient to the table and fumbling to get the mask over his head. He resisted, trying to Machop or Machoke any nurse who got near. They Rapidashed to the gas canister, switching it on and knocking the patient out cold. The creature continue to squirm under his skin, a Ghastly beast. 
 
 As the doctor tried to hold the creature in place, it began to thrash even faster. Moving at such a pace, it Camerupted out of the patient's chest, latching itself onto the doctor. It Excadrilled into his chest, spraying blood and viscera everywhere. As the doctor fell to the ground, more of these monsters jumped from the body on the table, Chandelured out by the smell of more flesh. 
 
 The nurses ran out of the room as the doctor was eaten alive, being Garchomped by these creatures. Whatever these things were, they would not stop until the world was Dunsparce. They would not stop, they would consume all. The Walrein of humans was over.
