[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

“ Are you ready, Freddy?'' 
 
 
 She asked all sadistically enthused. 
 
 
 “ How about you, Eddie?'' 
 
 
 They both nodded, excited to be abused. 
 
 
 Her eyes smoked, boots grasped her thighs 
 
 
 High heels shaped like knives, tits defying gravity. 
 
 
 Like an angry bull, she flared one nasal cavity. 
 
 
 Thrice she struck her black flog, 
 
 
 Making nice old Freddy whine like a dog. 
 
 
 “ You like that?'' she snarled at her pet, 
 
 
 Causally rubbing her pussy that had begun to whet. 
 
 
 Freddy said, “ Yes Mistress, may I have another?'' 
 
 
 “ But Mistress, I need attention!'' cried the other. 
 
 
 Eddie, in his cage, widened his eyes so great, 
 
 
 He was terribly jealous at having to wait. 
 
 
 He watched Freddy turning red under the flog 
 
 
 And desperately wished Mistress would suck off his log. 
 
 
 *Slap! * Yes... *Thud! * More, more! 
 
 
 But Mistress began to find this a bore. 
 
 
 She swiftly tied his wrists and let him lie. 
 
 
 By now Eddie was so horny he could die! 
 
 
 Mistress let her pet out because she wanted to play 
 
 
 She had chosen her game, she was ready to say: 
 
 
 “ You make me come and I'll pay you fair: 
 
 
 Blisters and bruises traced with burns, 
 
 
 And maybe even a sniff of my hair!'' 
 
 
 Eddie nodded vigorously and began his difficult work. 
 
 
 Her expression was as hard as marble as he began to stroke. 
 
 
 He rubbed and he poked, he licked till his tongue could have broke, 
 
 
 And finally, finally, her back arched and she was soaked. 
 
 
 Gasping for breath, she rewarded him with a firm choke. 
 
 
 “ Well done, my pet, but we are n't through yet...''
