[ WP ] You are a lurker of /r/WritingPrompts , and you always attempt to write a prompt of your own . The only problem ? Every time you try to do so , someone else has already posted your idea , word for word .

`` What the *fuck?! *'' I rubbed my forehead. 
 
 It's happening again. 
 
 This time, the prompt was `` [ WP ] A man tried to do a single hand-stand on top of a rocket-boosted motorcycle at a speed of 80mph while spinning a basketball with his toes and playing Clash Royale on his other hand while using his other foot to wave at a passing old lady as he speeds into the gates of hell blasting dubstep from his speakers and running over a three-headed squirrel''. 
 
 No one can ever copy that down pat, right? 
 
 Wrong. 
 
 I furiously searched the reddit again. *Maybe it was a hacker. Maybe it was a keylogger. Maybe it was-* 
 
 Oh no. 
 
 Not me. 
 
 As if on cue, a deep chuckle came form behind me. 
 
 A man emerged from the darkness of my closet. `` Finally. I figured something out in my life.'' 
 
 I sighed and leaned back in my chair. `` I ca n't ever beat me, right?'' 
 
 `` Exactly.'' 
 
 `` Because I'm from the future.'' 
 
 `` That's right.'' I'm clearly very satisfied with myself. 
 
 `` Well then, there's only one way it's gon na end.'' 
 
 `` Yep. With me - whoa wait a second!'' 
 
 I pulled out a pistol and pointed it at me. And fired. 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 
 
 `` Now here's the question.'' I typed into the comment bar gleefully. `` Who did I shoot? Me, or me?'' 
 
 I clicked `` save''.
