[ CW ] Write a story using all the words from NATO phonetic alphabet ( or alternatively the older Able Baker one )

Last november, me and Juliett were staying at this hotel in India. We flew there with Delta airlines. One night at the hotel bar, we met this crazy guy called Charlie, who immediately caught our attention because he was wearing a canadian military uniform. Charlie told us that he was born in Quebec, but his father was from africa. `` My Papa was a Zulu warrior'', he kept saying. At first he was really hilarious. We talked to him all night, and danced Tango und Foxtrot with him, but after one too many whiskeys, he fancied himself Romeo and started putting the moves on Juliett. When I told him to knock it off, he started shouting at me, like `` Get away from me, damn yankee, or I'll shoot you with my X-Ray vision!'' Obviously he was completely out of it, so we bailed. The next morning, he was waiting for us in the hotel lobby, doing this stupid alpha male act, saying how Juliett should be with a real man like him and not a wimp like me. By then, I'd had it, so without any deliberation, I punched him straight in the face. Knocked him out cold. You should have seen it, me hitting this 200 pound guy, that's 90 kilos, straight in the face. It was an Oscar worthy performance. Having emerged the victor in this confrontation, I looked around. A small crowd had gathered. One man was shouting `` Bravo, bravo!'' He introduced himself as Mike. Turns out he was Charlie's buddy from the military, but he'd been waiting for someone to put Charlie in his place. `` I'm soorry, he always gets like that'', he said. I can still hear his canadian accent echo in my head. Funny storry, later that year, I actually met Mike again in Lima and he invited me to visit him in Canada to play golf. Anyway, this year we're going to Sierra Nevada, anywhere but India, really...
