[ WP ] You have near omnipotence and can bend reality to your will , but everyone knows you have this power and wo n't stop pestering you for favors .

I am omnipotent! I am a god among the masses! Or so you would think. Instead I feel like I'm a harried worker who is constantly being tasked with chores I do n't know how to turn down. It started with telling my best friend that I was omnipotent. It was amazing and I wanted to share my cool ability with someone, so Kathy it was. Almost immediately she asked me if I could do her a favor. 
 
 `` Would you mind making it so my boyfriend needs to come home a day early from his guy vacation so that I can spend more time with him?'' 
 
 It was a little surprising to get a request almost seconds after I told her about it, but I did it. I wanted to help her out - she was my best friend after all. But while I was working on that little favor, she must have called everyone in a 500 mile radius because the next thing I knew, there were people lining up at my door to help them with their `` problems.'' 
 
 Almost none of them were interesting requests. I felt like an answering service for the chronically irritating. 
 
 `` Will you remove this wart from my foot?'' `` Will you make my girlfriend like my cat?'' `` Will you make it so I win the lottery?'' `` Will you just fix whatever I'm too lazy to fix for myself....'' 
 
 Seriously, this was the worst superpower in history. This would be awesome if no one knew, but I'm stuck with everyone pestering me now. I mean, I guess I could bend reality to wipe their memory of what I can do, but that seems pretty rude. So I guess I'll just suffer with an amazing gift that only complicates my life. 
 
 Oh, well. C'est la vie.
