[ WP ] Rewrite your favorite knock-knock joke as a serious story .

*Knock Knock* 
 
 Donny was jolted from his thoughts. The voice had startled him. He had taken done everything in his knowledge and power to make sure he was n't tailed. Clearly it was n't enough. Whoever it was outside, they were after blood. Donny had brought it upon himself, yet he had n't resigned himself to the fact just yet. 
 
 Carefully, Donny contemplated his options. The man knew he was in there. Was there any use faking that he was n't? 
 
 Donny heard the faint sound of the man trying to turn the door handle. But Donny had it covered. Donny had locked it when he entered. He breathed heavily while carefully composing his next words 
 
 `` Wh... who... who's there?'' he replied, his voice quivering as he uttered the phrase. 
 
 The man outside the door slowly broke out into an evil smile.'So that's how Donny wants to play it?!' he thought to himself.'A fucking knock knock joke?!' The man quietly took out his gun and prepared himself. 
 
 `` Botany'' 
 
'What?!' Donny thought to himself, confused.'What does that even...' Donnys thoughts trailed off midway before he realized what he had unintentionally set up. He shook his head knowingly, before realizing the jig was up. He had taken a half measure and it had now come back to bite him in the arse. 
 
'Might as well try to lighten the mood' Donny thought 
 
 `` BOTANY WHO?'' 
 
 The mans smile got bigger 
 
 `` Botany new locks lately?'' 
 
 The man kicked the door down and pounced straight onto Donny before he had a chance to move, looked straight into his eyes and stuck the gun to his forehead. 
 
 `` Heh'' Donny laughed out, clearly fake. `` Good one'' 
 
 `` I thought so'' replied the man before pulling the trigger. The sound was deafening but he did n't move. He had done this too many times before. 
 
 The man dropped Donny to the ground, stood up slowly and looked around at the room. 
 
 He turned towards the door and on his way out, carefully surveyed the damage. 
 
 `` Should've bought new locks'' he muttered to himself before slowly walking down the dark hall and out into the night.
