[ WP ] A pair of aliens land on Earth . In the meeting with world leaders , they reveal that they had been playing numerous pranks on us throughout our entire civilization - some harmless , some escalated .

As Obama and the leaders of the United Nations all gathered at the UFO, they waited startled at what might happen to the world. 
 
 `` This would be first contact with an alien species'' Obama thought. 
 
 The more the men stood there the more terrified they became. `` What if they had guns, plans to destroy our planet, or even enslave us?'' Became the thought of many of the leaders 
 
 After what seemed like an eternity the ship door opened with a satisfying hiss. As the platform touched down the aliens moved out. They look very human like. They both had 2 arms and a torso like ourselves. The only difference being that they have 6 legs and 2 heads. 
 
 `` Greeting Humans.'' Began the aliens `` We are the Kragdor and we come in piece'' 
 
 After those 2 sentences where spoken a sigh of relief was heard through the leaders, many where expecting an all out war. 
 
 `` This is not our first time visiting your planet.'' They said, in every language possible on earth. `` We where here a long time ago. And yes we do come from a galaxy far far way'' 
 
 `` Long ago we had some fun with your newly evolved ancestors. We gave them tools and showed them how to hunt and what not.'' They spoke with a bit of humor in there tone. `` We would later show up to enjoy our selves more.'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' spoke the other alien who has taken a liking to Putin. `` Not to long ago we where here. You remember that airline that went missing not to long ago? Malaysian flight 57 something or other? We decided to prank you all by `` kidnapping'' as you call it, and taking them on our mother ship. The entire world freaked out haha that was the best.'' 
 
 `` Yeah that was one of the best.'' Said the first alien `` If you go back a bit further we decided to heat up the earth a little bit each yeah, slowly damaging the Ozone layer and you fools called in on'' green house gases'''' 
 
 `` And finally, this was the farthest one back, cue decided to go down to earth, be `` born'' and travel the desert. We where `` killed'' after some time due to something. I do n't remember who though.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, then after a few days we decided to `` reverent our selves for a short period of time before we left. What did we name our self again? Oh yeah Jesus something or other'' 
 
 
 AN: this was my first prompt so sorry for errors and who not. This was also do n't on an iPhone so it might suck.
