[ WP ] `` I 've killed people , lots of 'em . I know what it takes . You wo n't pull the trigger ; you ca n't . And do you know how I know ? Your hands , they 're shaking . '' Unbeknownst to him , the man holding the gun was actually the best hitman in the world : Michael J . Fox .

`` That's why I have an extended mag, doc.'' Mr. Fox fired every round, with about 3 out of the 20 rounds actually hitting his target. Fox laughed as he stuck the gun back into his trench coat. He'd taken to calling people `` doc'', as a bit of a joke. It was his thing, like how Jack Nicholson always shouted, `` Here's Jonny!'' when he was taking out targets. 
 
 The Actor's Guild was a bit more than just a way to make sure Hollywood's elite got top pay. Actors were the ultimate assassins. With the right amount of makeup and costume design, they could blend in. Be anyone they needed to. Even the beautiful ones, like Brad Pitt could become someone totally different, and totally *nail* his role... and also his victim to a wall, belly sliced open and entrails dangling like wind chimes. 
 
 Michael J Fox was the best. It was why he did n't have very many roles in recent years. His Parkinson's was a perfect cover. And it made his assassinations look like street-level crime. No professional would need to fire 20 rounds just to kill one guy. The scratched off series numbers on his guns added to the effect. Looked like illegally obtained weapons were used for the murders. So, Fox always got his guy into a dark alleyway. Always had his extended mags. *Always* got his man.
