[ WP ] After The U.S dropped the nukes in WW2 . A small Colorado town of 500 secretly moves into a remote area in the Rocky Mountains fearing of a world nuclear war . They have been cut off without any information since the end of the war . They have finally come out of hiding .

There was no outside world. No the nukes took them all out. No our quiet redneck mountain town was the only thing left. But when I will show them the truth they will respect me and the authority I represent. But how to get their attention. 
 
 The adults of our town lead clockwork lives ultimately following the same pattern. A lawyer, a teacher, and I think Stan's dad is a geologist. The only person who listens is the school chef, but even then he would only cope with this isolation by sleeping with women and singing. 
 
 They play off what happens to us as a mere game. So “ visitors ” came to our town, they must be aliens. Santa and Jesus fighting over the significance of the holidays, we must want more presents. Every way the outside world tries to contact us, they play it off. Even when Kyle ’ s parents moved in to our redneck “ meshugannah ” quiet mountain town. 
 
 Kenny laughs it off. But who cares what “ he thinks ” … he is poor and just an asshole. I honest think he should be dead already. 
 
 But today is different. I ’ m going to cheat so hard that the world would bite back. A contest asking how to save the world. I just want to save some sort of sanity. 
 
 I was right… the world would answered back. But I won…. and Kathie Lee Gifford will be coming to South Park. The town's up in stir. What a world do we live in… It was plain and simple. I cheated so hard that they should have reprimand me, instead I will be given an award on national television. Am I going insane or am I just slowly I ’ m coming to realize that I ’ m looking at this the wrong way. 
 
 I think someone loves me. I must be one of God ’ s chosen people. Something does not want me to fail. What is right or wrong anymore? If was right about this then this changes everything. Nam…my weight… Hitler…Oh what new world I live in. 
 *** 
 
 They slowly are coming to accept that there is an outside world after all. They ask how I'm going to accept the award and maybe I should get some exercise. I told them. 
 
 I'm looking totally ripped. 
 
 Beefcake. 
 
 Beefcaaake! 

