[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

“ Come one come all, come see what I ’ ve done 
 
 
 Neither linger nor stall, you ’ ll miss all the fun ” 
 
 
 The people of whoville then gathered around 
 
 
 blundering, wondering who was making the sound 
 
 
 A who of such size, so frail and so small 
 
 
 Little mister they called him, yet mister seemed tall 
 
 
 His high voice was bigger than any who-tree 
 
 
 But my goodness his head would not reach your knee 
 
 
 So they pointed and giggled at this miniscule who 
 
 
 but the man merely smiled then laughed along too 
 
 
 He stood firm on the platform in the town-center 
 
 
 Pointing offstage for his stagehand to enter 
 
 
 On a cart he rolled out a ginormous TV 
 
 
 A screen so tremendous that all who ’ s could see 
 
 
 “ Who he ’ s and who she ’ s, who-smalls ’ s and who-tall ’ s 
 
 
 I have with me a movie that will bomboozle you all ” 
 
 
 He grinned a sly grin, then clicked the remote 
 
 
 And what the whos ’ saw left a lump in their throat 
 
 
 “ Here ’ s little who-Annie, so sweet and so nice 
 
 
 Swallowing cum from your mayor ’ s device ” 
 
 
 Indeed on the screen was innocent Annie 
 
 
 Pigtails undone, sweating and panting 
 
 
 And who-mayor Roger, who led with such grace 
 
 
 Was thrusting and busting his nut in her face 
 
 
 But it didn ’ t stop there, oh no there was more 
 
 
 “ Lay flat on your back ” he told his who-whore 
 
 
 So Annie responded by laying down flat, 
 
 
 Spreading her legs, whispering, “ Roger that ” 
 
 
 A gasp from the crowd then removed all suspicion 
 
 
 As the who-mayor fisted her into submission 
 
 
 And with that little mister turned off the TV 
 
 
 And turned to the who ’ s to make his decree: 
 
 
 “ You noticed my smallness, my voice that is squeaky 
 
 
 but a man of my size can often by sneaky. 
 
 
 Filming in secret the secrets of who ’ s 
 
 
 Pleasures me equal as sex pleasures you 
 
 
 So next time you finger or fondle your lover 
 
 
 Just know that I ’ m watching from a closet or cupboard ” 

