[ WP ] You have a 10-minute phone call with yourself from age 16

**Alright, listen up. I know we've spent a lot of time thinking about time travel and paradox and all that jazz. You and both know we ca n't start messing with the past - I mean your future. Well my past, your future. But we both know we can mess with my future.... and your far off future. ** 
 
 Yeah, how old am I now? I mean then? I mean when I'm in the future. Wait, shit. I get what you mean. We better not go there. Even knowing how old you - er I am... are when we make this call could disrupt everything. Ok, better get on with it. The guys are coming over to play Rise of the Triad in a bit and may rent Star Trek Generations or something from Blockbuster later tonight. 
 
 
 **Jeeze, I really was that nerdy. Ok, that might make this that much easier to handle. I guess I should give you more credit. Sorry, it's been a while. ** 
 
 So you're saying we become cool? Wait do n't answer that. 
 
 **Nice you got it. Ok. I want you to buy Apple Computer stock. As much as you can. Keep buying it and put it in an account. Set it up so all dividends get reinvested. Go see a lawyer and set up a trust. ** 
 
 Apple? Are you crazy? 
 
 **Shut up. Just listen. You need to make it so that you ca n't access it until June 11, 2014. Set up a trust fund or something. ** 
 
 Fuuuuuuck. You're calling from June 10th, 2014! That's like Back To the Future shit right there. Are there hoverboards and hover cars yet? 
 
 **No dumbass, that does n't happen until next year, in 2015. I'm kidding. I mean, you do n't need to know if that happens. Stop messing with the timeline! ** 
 
 So what are we going to do with the money? 
 
 **I do n't know yet. I was just given this opportunity. I'll have to figure this out tomorrow. Maybe I should buy a boat? ** 
 
 A boat? Do I like boats in the future? 
 
 **No, sorry, that's an internet joke. ** 
 
 An internet joke? Like AOL? Cause it sure does n't sound very funny. 
 
 **Ok, it's not really. ** 
 
 Fine. Whatever, ok I'm going to go by some apples tomorrow. 
 
 **Apple stock! STOCK YOU IDIOT. ** 
 
 Stock what? Of course, I'm just messing with you. So what else? 
 
 **Um... that's it. Stay in school? ** 
 
 Stay in school? Do I drop out of school?? 
 
 **No, I just... I just do n't have anything else I can say. Sorry. ** 
 
 Ok, well, this got awkward. 
 
 **Yep. Ok. get the stock. Set up the trust. Dont' forget June..** 
 
 I know, June 11th, 2014. Gotcha. 
 
 **Ok, later me. ** 
 
 Ok.... well, this was odd. Yep. Later. 
 
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