[ WP ] While spending time with a friend , you notice that they are wearing body armor beneath their clothes .

`` Jaime Lannister sends his regards'' Gary says. 
 
 `` Gary, you've drunk too much. I'm familiar with the show and there is n't enough space in my basement to hide archers'' I reply. 
 
 Gary pulls a knife. 
 
 `` Put that away, Gary, you're a god damn moron and you're going to end up hurting yourself.'' 
 
 Gary thrusts at me, I grab his arm and twist it, he holds on to his blade. 
 
 `` Gary, seriously, if you want me dead do n't hide behind roleplay, just stop coming to D & D''. 
 
 Gary struggles in my grasp, clearly not getting the point. Gary is considerably weaker than me. I let go with one hand and grab my phone with it. 
 
 I dial 911. `` Hi, my acquaintance Gary is having a psychotic episode and is trying to stab me with a knife. I have him contained but I'd really appreciate him being removed from my house.'' 
 
 Gary starts whistling `` the rains of Castomere''. 
 
 `` as soon as possible.'' 
 
 The police show up twelve minutes later, subduing Gary with minimal effort.
