[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

It is surprising how little super powers change the basic makeup of a man's psyche. Sure, he may get more arrogant, more impetuous, more demanding. Maybe he turns to crime, maybe he tries to rule the city. But the little things, the things that make us human, they're still there. The cognitive biases, the imperfections, the shortsightedness. 
 
 You've killed a couple thousand people, you've made a thousand orphans, your face is all over the news. Sure, you do n't sleep some nights; you get a little paranoid that someone is watching you for a while. But days pass, weeks, months. Only half a year has passed, half a year since you took my family from me. Half a year since I secretly bought Mcdonalds for my sister before dropping her off. Since my mother gave me that lecture about not drinking too much off at Oxford. Since my father treated me to food that `` does n't even look like food''. But there you are, relaxed. You're sipping your tea, driving your car. Every now and then, you do something else, you get in a big fight. But the supers, they're reactive. They defend the people from the plots in motion. This here, this little slice of suburbia, it's your safe space. Nothing bad has ever happened here. And why would it? You're not major enough for Veritas to track you down. 
 
 We're all normies, you checked. None of us can run as fast as you, or lift as much as you, or throw fire. But you know what? We do n't really have to fight, do we. You can just keep sipping that tea. It came in the vacuum sealed package, just like always. This time though, my friends packaged it specially for you. You took their parents too you know? But we are n't greedy, we're giving you something back, fresh from the labs at Oxford. It was a real team effort. Its almost hilarious how easy it was. Turns out you took some children too, slinging your fire around. And the local news? They're going to report this as a suicide, and quietly clear out your lair. So many loose ends! Did n't you watch any of the old superhero movies? And you wo n't be the last, do n't you worry. There are more like you. And just like you, they wo n't suspect a thing. We loose ends, we'll tie all of you up, one by one.
