[ WP ] Hundreds of years in the future , nerds fondly over-romanticize the late 20th/ early 21st century in completely historically inaccurate and anachronistic festivals akin to modern Renfaires .

`` Admiral Ackbar!'' the bearded man yelled as he threw open his oversized coat startling the children surrounding him and causing them to scream. `` Admiral Ackbar!'' he yelled again as he lifted his arms to the sky and then pressed the button on the detonator in his hand. The children scattered and ran in vain as the canisters on his vest and belt exploded, showering them with confetti. Laughing, the birthday boy and his friends ran back at the party clown and swarmed him. 
 
 The mother and father chuckled as they watched their son emerge triumphant from the melee wearing the Waronterra clown's rainbow-colored turban and bright red beard. The parents and the other adults were so enthralled by the delightful antics of the Year 2000 themed birthday party that they had all failed to notice the accidental activation of the couple's bedroom companion as it emerged from the home and strolled across the backyard towards the source of the noise seeking direction for play time.
