[ WP ] You decide to become a serial killer . However , you turn out to be the worst serial killer in existence . Every time you try to kill someone , you improve their life .

There are people who have a goal and achieve it. There are people who want to do good and bad. Of course, they succeed unlike me. 
 
 I never really understood this. About two months ago, I had it with a small and broing life. It was never what I wanted. I wanted to stirr things up, and so I decided on being a serial killer. I wanted to see other's reaction. But I never could have. 
 
 My first attempt was on a young man at the edge of a cliff. He was sitting down, staring at the sky. The plan was simple, push him and walk away. I walked towards him, gave him a push and walked away without looking back. I did n't hear anything, so I assumed that he was in such a shock that he just froze in silence. The next day when I turned on the TV, there was the man. Apparently he found a cave full of diamonds at the bottom. I was in such shock, until I saw that there's a parachute laid down at the background. Man, am I dumb. 
 
 From then on, things followed the same pattern. Once, I sneaked in the hospital and plugged off the thing where they put liquid in it to a patient. I expected her to die, only to find out when I sneaked back out that plugging it off actually saved her from overdose or something. I tried to stab a kid in a toilet I kicked the door down, only to actually safe him from a gay pedophile trying to rape him. I shot a bullet from the top of a building to down below, but alas I shot a robber in the foot, while being in the middle of an escape. 
 
 One day, I decided to stop. I found myself mentally insane. In my room, sitting alone, I saw my gun on my desk. A thought came in my mind. Taking the gun, I pointed it to my head. *I can kill at least one person, right? * 
 
 Now I'm a multi-billionare with a beautiful family
