[ WP ] The hero was killed , the princess was sacrificed , and the evil king rules the land . For the average citizen , though , things have taken a turn for the better .

Channel 5 news reporting on the scene earlier today after Link was immediately assassinated by Ganon, and Zelda was executed in front of the citizens of Hyrule. John Ramirez is on the ground getting the people's reaction to today's events. 
 
 JR: Excuse me sir, how has today's events made you feel. 
 
 Random Citizen: well actually I could n't be happier, that little shit always ran around breaking my pots. 
 
 JR: But what about princess Zelda? Surely her death has come as a tradegy to all in the kingdom?! 
 
 RC: Nope, not really. I mean we are expected in this day in age to maintain the societal hierarchy that allows for a ruling class, in which a young boy, annoying may he be, can sacrifice his life to save what? A figurehead of the aristocracy? I tell you John, what kind of leadership allows random citizens to fight and die for it all because the idea of castle security is a foreign fucking concept? 
 
 JR: Umm okay sir thank you for your comment. Miss would you mind commenting on the tradegy that Ganon's rule will surely be? 
 
 RC2: I like him, Ganon I mean, he gives off a sense of structure that we have not enjoyed here in a very long time. He will be the king that finally secures our borders. 
 
 JR: Wow, okay it seems that the local populace are not very upset after today's actions. Alright, back to you in the studio, Tom.
