[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

I awoke from my dreams of catnip and birdhunting and stretched out of the curl I slept in and stood up behind the knees of my human. Something was out of sorts. I hopped off the bed and slunk down the stairs. There was a small beam of light coming from the livingroom. With my belly flat along the wood floor, I snuck closer and peered around the corner. It was a human dressed in black. They had a big sack and were putting stuff from the glass do not jump on cabinet into the bag. 
 
 I strolled over and brushed around their legs. They jumped and let out a quiet curse. They said something about CAT in an angry tone and kicked at me. I hissed and batted at their pant legs. 
 
 Knowing that this human was n't supposed to be here I went back to my human and started kneading their face. They SSSSed and lifted up the covers for me to go under if I wished. I meowed and tried again but they pushed me off the bed. I had to do something so I hopped onto the nightstand and started knocking things off as quickly as my paws allowed. My human groaned and threw the covers off. Then they picked me up and we were off. Well, I thought we were until they set me outside the bedroom and shut the door. I tried clawing underneath the door, but my human just SSSed again and I growled softly. I was going to have to do this on my own. 
 
 I went back downstairs and the bad human was now ransacking the office. I jumped onto the bookshelf and batted at them, but they swatted at me with their hand. I lost my balance and fell to the ground. Landing on all fours, I hissed and crouched, moving my back legs in anticipation. I knew I was never supposed to harm a human, but this one was bad. I sped up my back legs and then raced towards the human. I extended my claws and climbed up their pant leg. They let out a yelp that was quickly stifled and they began spinning around and I moved around their torso growling and clawing at them. Then they tripped over the red can not claw-massage rug. We crashed onto the big no paper swatting desk and knocked over the leather can not sleep on chair. 
 
 The noise was horrendous and I leapt from the bad human and hid beneath the sofa. The voice of my human came from the bedroom MELVIN! Why did my human always blame me first. Ever since I knocked the black human cries sneezing dust inside vase off the mantel everything was always my fault. Alas, I wanted to stay under the sofa, but I heard the bad human moving in the office once again. I slunk to where I could see them and heard my humans footsteps. The bad human had hold of his rucksack and was making for the never go out door. They were going to get away! 
 
 I made one final dash and pounced right on their shoe. They tripped and my owner threw on the light right as they landed on their hands and knees in front of the main stair. The bag hit the floor and made breaking get in trouble noises. I zoomed behind my human and meowed. They were on their other voices machine speaking to someone in a frantic voice. The bad human made for the door and I hissed. They sighed and sat on the floor putting their face in their hands. 
 
 My human picked me up and bunted my face with their nose. We had won.
