[ WP ] You are being imprisoned for a crime you did n't commit . You are strangely fine with this .

`` Mr.Washington, you are charged with the manslaughter of six women, having pleaded innocent despite witnesses placing you at the scene and having *ahem* video evidence further proving your involvement. Does the defence have any closing statements?'' 
 
 My lawyer scrambled at his notes and looking first at the judge then me he stood up and exasperated he stuttered `` Y... your Honour, my client had absolutely nothing to do with those women's deaths! Yes they may have passed away through inability to eat due to extreme and prolonged orgasm but when they agreed to participate in an arranged orgy with my client they signed contracts with an'injury due to erotic acts' clause, exhuming him of any blame for their deaths!'' 
 
 `` Senator I'm afraid the jury has already concluded that particular clause does not specify any willing participation of acts leading to an affected parties long term health, such as deformation of the body and or death. If you have no further comments I sentence Mr. Washington to 30 years in Shawshank State Penitentiary'' dropping his gavel I was escorted from the court by the bailiffs but not before high fiving every male member of the jury and the judge on my way past.
