[ WP ] Write a Shakespearean sonnet [ ABAB , CDCD , EFEF , GG Rhyme Scheme ] to your mortal enemy , telling them how much you despise them .

The countless ways for which I hate your guts, 
 
 Are too num ’ rous for me to put to pen, 
 
 But with the Might with which I ’ d smash your nuts, 
 
 I ’ ll unleash my wrath to bring myself some zen. 
 
 
 
 Your hair looks like a giant pile of turds, 
 
 Your face is fatter than a hippo ’ s ass, 
 
 Your outfit so horrid I can ’ t form words, 
 
 Seriously, how ’ d you get so much mass? 
 
 
 
 You ’ re the scourge of all that is good and pure, 
 
 You ’ re the reason I fight for love and peace. 
 
 I pity all the ones that you immure, 
 
 I will not find joy ‘ til your life does cease. 
 
 
 
 Kim Jong Un you fucking piece of dog shit 
 
 We ’ ll all rejoice when we see your fat throat slit. 

