[ WP ] Write a poem that is desperately trying not to rhyme .

Single fish 
 
 Double fish 
 
 Crimson fish 
 
 Azure fish 
 
 Dark fish 
 
 Navy fish 
 
 Ancient fish 
 
 Young fish 
 
 This one has a little sun 
 
 This one has a little vehicle 
 
 Say! What a lot of fish there are! 
 
 Yes, some are Rouge and some are saphire, some are aged and some are fresh! 
 
 Some are glum 
 
 And some are happy 
 
 Some are very, very poor. 
 
 Why are they 
 
 Dejected and delighted and deficient? 
 
 I do not know 
 
 Go ask your father. 
 
 Some are narrow 
 
 And some are rotund 
 
 The plump one 
 
 Has a flaxen hat. 
 
 From that place to this place, from this spot to that spot. 
 
 Humorous things 
 
 Are all around. 
 
 Here are few 
 
 Who like to bolt. 
 
 They dash for enjoyment 
 
 In the searing, broiling star. 
 
 Oh me! Oh mine! 
 
 Oh I! Oh mine! 
 
 What a bunch 
 
 Of funny things go past! 
 
 Some of two feet 
 
 And some have twice that. 
 
 Some of even have 3 times as many! 
 
 And some have extra. 
 
 Where do they come from? I ca n't say. 
 
 But I bet they have come really, really far. 
 
 We see them arrive 
 
 We see them leave 
 
 Some are quick 
 
 And some are sluggish. 
 
 Some are lofty 
 
 And some are stubby. 
 
 Not one of them 
 
 Are similar. 
 
 Do n't ask us why 
 
 Go ask your mom. 
 
 Speak! 
 
 Look at his digits! 
 
 One, two, three 
 
 How many fingers do I envision? 
 
 One, two, three, four 
 
 Five, six, seven, 
 
 Eight, nine, ten 
 
 He has hendecuple! 
 
 Eleven! 
 
 That is something new 
 
 I wish I had 
 
 Eleven, as well! 
 
 So ends the abuse of Dr. Seuss. Damn it!
