[ WP ] The world is about to end , and you 're the only hope humanity has . There 's just one problem . You 're a chicken .

The Other side of the Road 
 
 After centuries of war and destruction the planet has finally become a place of peace and tranquility. 
 
 The tools of war have been consigned to history and a time of growth and unity has emerged. 
 
 Human Beings have at long last stopped killing each other for pathetic reasons or wiping out species to create a meal, and instead they have spent the past century working in harmony to create a planet where every creature is considered equal. 
 
 The animal kingdom has blossomed in this new age and Humankind has come round to the understanding that perhaps they are not the only intelligent life on Earth 
 
 My name is Elijah and I study the vastness of space. 
 
 I look at the other side and see what ’ s out there by utilizing the most up-to-date scientific equipment. 
 
 It is my job to stare into the infinite and share what I find there. 
 
 Okay, when I say it ’ s my job what I mean is it ’ s my owner ’ s job and she lets me spend as much time on the equipment as I want. 
 
 Unfortunately today ’ s findings are not good. 
 
 That ’ s obviously an understatement. 
 
 Today I learned that the world is about to end. 
 
 There is an asteroid the size of Turkey heading for Earth and it will strike the planet in less than a month. 
 
 I ’ ve spent the entire morning going over the numbers and there is only one chance to deflect the asteroid in order to spare life on the planet. 
 
 I am the only hope for humanity. 
 
 I absolutely have a plan and I know it will work. It involves delving into Earth ’ s history and remodeling some of what was once used as weapons of mass destruction, but I truly think that if we are careful and precise with our usage then we can do it safely and salvage something from this horrendous turn of events. 
 
 I ’ ve emailed the great Emperor Hardwick of Earth with the details and have offered my services for free. 
 
 There is just one problem. 
 
 
 Email. 
 
 To: Bockabock Bockah 
 From: Bock Bock 
 Date: Bock bockabock 
 
 Bock bock, 
 
 Bock bock bockbock bock bock bockah. 
 
 Bock bockbock bock bocka bock. 
 
 BOCK BOCK BOCK!!! 
 
 Bock bock bocka bockah bock. 
 
 Bocka bock, 
 
 Bock Bock 
 
 
 I am a chicken. 
 
 
 The End 

