[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Klaw sat in his chair, shaking his head. What had gone wrong? She was just a 90-pound human. Supposed to be easy. At this rate, he was never going to get his demon-possession license. 
 
 “ So, ” the Possessor ’ s Ed instructor said, “ Do you know what you did wrong there? ” 
 
 Klaw sighed. “ Well, ” he said, “ I guess I didn ’ t realize what her occupation was. ” 
 
 “ Hmph! ” the Possessor ’ s Ed instructor said. “ Before you get into a new human, you should always check to see if there ’ s anything different about it. Anything unusual. And once you ’ re inside, you should tap lightly on the brakes, tap lightly on the gas… get a feel for how things work. ” 
 
 “ I know, ” Klaw said, “ I ’ m sorry. ” 
 
 “ What you did, ” the instructor continued, “ was you pressed way too hard on the gas pedal. You didn ’ t realize how sensitive the controls are for this ‘ Madonna ’ woman. ” 
 
 Klaw looked at the floor, embarrassed. 
 
 “ That music video, ” the instructor said, “ is headed straight for the top of the charts. ” 
 
 “ I ’ m sorry, ” Klaw said, “ I ’ ll do better next time. ” 
 
 The instructor snorted. “ That shouldn ’ t be hard, ” he said. 
 
 They flew back up towards Earth, cloaking themselves into invisibility. 
 
 “ Okay, ” the instructor said, “ See this human, over here? I want you to possess him. He ’ s a politician. ” 
 
 “ Whoa, ” Klaw said, “ But isn ’ t he a little big? I ’ m not sure if I ’ m ready to operate a human that large. ” 
 
 “ Don ’ t worry, ” the instructor said, “ You ’ re just trying to make him crash his life into the ground. Nothing fancy. ” 
 
 “ Okay, ” Klaw said, “ I think I ’ m ready. What ’ s his name again? ” 
 
 “ I ’ m not sure, ” the instructor said, “ But he ’ s the Mayor. The Mayor of Toronto. ” 

