[ WP ] WWIII happens , and when people come out from their fallout shelter , they find a sprawling civilization


 It's been a week since I came up. I ran into the first one 20 minutes after stepping foot onto a world that supposed to be ash, a world burned so bad that not even memory would remain. I do n't think the warden expected me to last two seconds. That's why they decided to send convicts. Give the worst of us the chance to become the best if us was the PR line, but the real reason was just to make room. 
 
 What I would have given to have been back on my rack at the barracks. I was a Major in The Peacekeepers, but I had to go and sleep with the Prefect's wife. Well, that would have probably just gotten me thrown in jail. What he saw me doing to his dear wife while I had one of the last cigars in existence, his cigar sticking out of my ass is what got me volunteered for this bold new program. 
 
 That was a week ago though. Now I was giddy, light as a damn feather. Not only had the world healed itself but there were survivors, or their descendants anyway. How they had survived much less thrive into this strange new civilization was beyond me. Idiots one and all. All these simple bastards cared about were potatoes. They ate them, worshiped them, I think they even had relations with them. I'm going to rule the fucking world. 
 
 First thing I was going to do is change the world's name. What the fuck is a `` Latvia'' anyway? 

