[ WP ] It 's cute when your kid sends Santa a letter . It 's surprising when Santa sends a letter back . It 's worrying when the two become regular pen pals . And it 's horrifying when you start reading the letters yourself ...

I could n't believe what I was reading. Was... Was Santa really real? I thought this was a sick joke, seeing all the stuff Jacob got out of virtually nowhere. First was a Super Soaker, then a airsoft rifle, then a small dagger, then a broadsword, a 10-foot tiger, a king cobra, then a fucking gatling gun. I was truly afraid of what he would get next. Some of things he asked for; was he fighting Cthulu or Clover in his mind or something? Wait, what is this? 
 
 `` Dear Jacob, 
 If you get rid of the naughtiest of boys and girls, I'll give you the greatest gift a child can have; The Infinity Gaunlet!'' 
 
 Oh Hell no...
