You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

So I'm `` that guy''. It turns out that I have been late for everything important all my life. 
 
 I once was too late to get out of the way in time, before I was hit by a car. If I had crossed the street just 2 seconds earlier, I would still have the use of my legs. 
 
 I once was late to my own wedding. My phone was out of power, I missed my alarm, I was 30 minutes late. She left. My best man waited for me. Told me how she cried on another man's shoulder. They left together. 
 
 I was late going to my first job. I really ca n't be blamed for that one, daylight savings tripped me up. 
 
 I was even born late, if you can imagine. It was n't 2 seconds, 30 minutes, nor an hour, it was 2 weeks. 
 
 From the day I was born till today, I have always been late. Today though, I am the other guy. The guy who is right on time. Even though the car had a flat, my driver managed to get it changed and got us to the funeral home on time. I was worried that even in death, I would be `` that guy'', the one late to his own funeral.
