{ EU } The Justice League faces an unparalleled threat . A being that forces them to have awkward . illogical , and unfitting relationships with one another . Will they survive the might of ... . The Shiper !

`` What the eff is a Shiper?'' 
 
 `` Not sure.'One who shipes', maybe?'' 
 
 `` Well okay, but what does it mean to *shipe*?'' 
 
 `` Sounds like saying something mean.'' 
 
 `` No, that's'to snipe'.'' 
 
 `` Gee thanks, Mister Dictionary.'' 
 
 Meanwhile, the Shiper stood speechless with irritation. They had interrupted his villainous monologue! He tried to salvage the situation. `` Can we get back t-'' he began, but the heroes talked over him. 
 
 `` It's definitely a verb.'' 
 
 `` What would the past tense be? He *shoped*? The Shiper *shoped*?'' 
 
 `` We're not even sure that *shiped* is the present tense.'' 
 
 `` Missing the point, guys. What does it *mean*?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we need context.'' 
 
 `` Hey! Shiper!'' 
 
 The heroes were yelling at him now. `` Shiper, can you use your name in a sentence?'' 
 
 The Shiper sighed. He had never expected that a simple typo would cost him so much. 
 

