[ WP ] There is actually a god , but it is unlike any religion 's god .

He wandered from corridor to corridor, room to room, stopping inside each chamber to thoroughly observe each and every single one his magnificent creations. He enjoyed browsing his gigantic galleries full of'Grow-Your-Own-Galaxy! ™' setups. He owns literally thousands of these things and tends to each of them when needed. He was looking at'Universe # 7558' when he noticed a tiny spot in one of the galaxies was giving off a bizarre light and made his ears feel funny. This was not normal and NONE of his other kits had ever made him feel this way. He decided to get a closer look at what was giving off these signals he was somehow receiving. He found a small star system giving off an unusual kind of energy. He examined even closer and discovered something that shook him to the care. He had created life. Completely on accident. All these years of hoarding these toys were purely because he loved the stars and space and watching planets form and suns die. He kept looking closer and discovered humans. and cats. and dogs. and spiders and every other living thing on earth. This was insane he had actually created life with a kids toy. He watched these humans closely for hours. When he first found them, they were colonizing mars, and 4 hours later they were landing small ships on planets in distant galaxies in the milky way. He watched. And watched and watched. Witnessed civilizations rise and fall. Saw evolution happen live. It's said he grew to love humans so much that he ported into'Universe # 7558' and reset time to 1 AD and be reborn there as a god named'Jesus'. 
 
 
 
 Got tried and wrote really badly but I hope at least someone finds it interesting!!
