[ WP ] North Korea is actually a bastion for Human Rights . All negative press is a well executed ploy that their government is devoted to maintaining .

`` Yes, sure, come over Dennis, we'll be waiting for you at the Hilton'' said Kim Jung Un. 
 
 `` The Great Leader'', as he called himself, was just getting off the phone with his best friend, arranging the plans for the rest of the week. He knew that Dennis' trip was a long and controversial one, but one that was best for the people of North Korea. 
 
 After his talk with his friend, Kim left his messy and humble office to take a walk by the downtown center. It was a place of great culture, a land mostly untouched by the uneducated masses, and filled with great statues of some of the best sculptors the Earth had ever seen. 
 
 `` Hello, sir, how is it going?'' asked Mr. Un. 
 
 `` Great, we're just finishing up this homeless shelter, should n't take us much longer!'' responded the blue collar worker. 
 
 Mr. Un kept walking with gleeful smile, as he knew what a great job he was doing as the president of North Korea. He walked past a state of the art hospital, a public school, and an alternative energy plant. Kim strolled into a building with big white letters that translated to `` Slave Camp''. As he looked at the building's title, he could n't help but let out a chuckle. A'slave camp' he thought to himself, how insane. 
 
 As he opened the doors to the building, he was greeted by a white man with beret on his head, and a smile on his face. 
 
 `` Hello, sir, how great to see you. We just finished taking some photos, glad to see you stop by'' said the beret wearing man. 
 
 `` Good, good. Can I take a look at the photos?'' asked Mr. Un. 
 
 `` Sure, right this way'' replied the director. 
 
 The director stuck his right arm out, motioning to the DSLR camera, and Kim followed him to it. The director started showing Kim some photos of starving people, cages, and rats. Mr. Un nodded in approval. He could tell these photos would fool even the smartest, most skeptical doubter. 
 
 `` Good work!'' said Mr. Un to the director. 
 
 And good work it was, for without it, people would know the truth about North Korea. The fear that these photos would spread would surely prevent any sane person from visiting such a `` horrible'' place. Mr. Un's mission was to keep the country private, away from those who were n't at the top 99th percentile in intelligence. He wanted a beautiful utopia that could house the greatest minds on Earth. But he knew that one day the world would find out, he only hoped that it was after they were ready to show it. 
 
 Mr. Un's heard buzzing coming from his jean pocket, and Justin Bieber's `` Baby'', his sarcastic ringtone, and picked up his cell phone, `` Oh, hey Dennis, I can not believe that you made it so quick, even for our advance airplanes, that was fast.'' 
 
 `` Yes, it really is a grand world we live in, and that is because of North Korea's incredible scientific research. But I must ask you, friend, do you think people will find out the truth?'' asked Dennis Rodman. 
 
 `` Do n't be silly, I am a'crazy lunatic' after all.'' Said Mr. Un, with a giggle. 
 

