[ WP ] The most mundane things done/written in the most dramatic way

brushing teeth toasting toast eating cereal walking listening to music 
 
 I had awoken after an infinitely condensed moment of drifting between the eternal realms of sleep and reality I had come back once again to walk upon the flats of the Earth Realm. I was rejuvenated, no I was ALIVE. For the first time in a total of Eight unticking hours. 
 
 With my new-found spirit I entered the bathroom and grabbed my toothbrush, the powerful sword I would use to slay the army of microbes assaulting, no violating my innocent defenseless teeth. I would be their guardian their savior in their hour of need. With conviction burning in me i knelt to the ground and swore to my teeth that I would avenge their honor. 
 
 Quickly but with surgical precision I lay poison across the stiff surface of my blade and I, I became a murderer. A plain vision of billions of young, perhaps even infant, microbes being torn to sunders and their germ daddies screaming for their lost babies, I was a monster but i would not stop. 
 
 No. I had not given them leave to enter my body but they had done so, who cared if they were homeless? They would pay for their folly. 
 When my teeth were purged of invaders and family I apparated into the kitchen to partake of delicious frosted flakes. 
 
 Like a hail storm cast down from heaven, as if the clouds themselves had betrayed earth and turned to rocks. I poured my flakes into my bowl each crashing against the plastic material like small earthquakes none anymore forgiving than the last. 
 
 And then came the milk. As a gift from the galaxy we reside in I offered thanks to the gods fro the silky beverage and poured as floods wash cars, children, and homes, so too did the white death drown the individual flakes of cereal. 
 
 It was their time like it or not. 
 
 My spoon peirced the masses as I scooped each flake crushing and grinding them to bits beyond bits into atoms, beyond atoms into particles, beyond particles into energy. I was them and they were me, like everything else in the universe we were as one. 
 
 Having absorbed the helpless frosted flakes I ventured beyond the portal allowing entrance into my dwelling. Not knowing whether or not I would ever return I gave a farewell to my house my home and remembering the thousands of days we had shared I let a tear roll down my cheek. 
 
 I stared out into the space beyond using all of my mental prowess to map out my route in in order to avoid any possible threats. Gathering my courage i leapt from the porch with the grace of a feline and began my steady advance down the unforgiving asphalt road. 
 
 As moved forward I looked back and to my horror I saw that my precious home was SHRINKING. Each second the dwelling grew smaller and smaller IT was FAding Away! No! I was ceasing to exist with each footstep i was becoming less and less waiting for the inevitable horror that was the nothingness of the black void. 
 
 And it was TRUE! 
 
 A portal was before me and as I crossed into it the world switched from marvelous color to nothingness. All around me there was nothing, I had no friend but the dark and my own mind and it became clear to me. Far too clear. After crossing the street and entering this... place. 
 
 I was Dead. 

