[ WP ] After a few months of working for Reddit , you notice a large , metal door at the office that reads `` ADMIN ONLY '' Curious , you break open the door to reveal a terrifying discovery ...

I noticed the door when I was heading to the bathroom, on my first day there, at the Reddit offices. It had been a very good day - I loved my new job there, and I loved Reddit, and the people there were kind, and pleasant. They showed me the ropes of working at the office, and I ’ d felt there ’ d been a few friends I ’ d made just that day, even - and then, lost in the halls of the offices, I found myself in a hallway that was dimmer than the rest. A large, metal door sat there, composed of what seemed to be steel, armored and locked sternly into its frame. I stared at it, thinking about how odd it seemed. The door read: * ’ ADMIN ONLY ’. * 
 
 It was very… *Out of place. * 
 
 That day, though, I paid it no mind. I ignored it, because my bladder was screaming at me, and eventually I did find the bathroom, and for months, I had several occurrences where I came across this same door again, most likely on purpose rather than accidentally. The curious within me built, until somewhere halfway through my fourth way there, I couldn ’ t take it anymore. 
 
 I took my bathroom break, and I found myself standing in front of the door. *It was halfway open. * Surprised, I hesitated, anxiety and excitement building intensely in my chest, burning there, before I slowly opened the door. The room was completely black, no source of light whatsoever lying inside. I peered inside, narrowing my eyes, squinting, trying to make out something in the darkness - and then a large pair of hands slammed into my back, throwing me forward into the blackness, and I screamed, hearing the door as it was slammed shut behind me, several *clicks* of locks resounding, and the rows of lights above flickered on, emitting a bright, blinding white light. It stood there in front of me, staring at my sprawled form on the ground, looking hungry, and monstrous in its form. Terror gripped every part of my body with icy claws, digging into me, suffocating me. 
 
 You know the cute little alien? The Reddit logo? 
 
 It was that. But… *Real. * 
 
 It was short, as expected, but it was far from cute. Its skin was like white leather pulled over its body, its eyes red circles of glowing light. Its antenna hung above it on its head, crookedly, the white end flaring out with red light every now and then, the light fading. Its little ears twitched. Claws were protruding from its unusually round hands, and its smile... It was just a tight line, embedded in its face, like a scar, and when it opened its mouth at me, smiling wider, there was a black void behind endless rows of razor sharp teeth. I lie there, shaking, our locked stare intense, my heart beating as if it would get out. It leaped at me, and I stood, trying to get away, running towards the door that was now locked, flailing an arm lopsidedly to try and hit it, but - it was too fast. Too… *Strong. * 
 
 I didn ’ t stand a chance.
