[ CW ] Describe the room you 're sitting in , maybe r/doodle will sketch it . This would be a test of how someone processes your words .

I look around, and see a testament of Daedalean prodigy. Garments of all sorts were strewn around, forming a labyrinthine mess of soiled socks and underwear. I sit atop my throne - a red office chair with scarred armrests - and sighed. About fifty hours from now, the semester exam will start, and I have yet to open a textbook. Somehow, I could n't care less. 
 
 My stomach growls. A narrow cabinet stands behind me, its doors ajar as if inviting. But I have known it too well for it to fool me: inside lies a wasteland barren of anything edible. Beneath its feet lies a bagful of textbooks, its contents spilling over like a gutted corpse. I tore my eyes away from the gore and looked to my right. Atop of the narrow, wooden contraption that dares call itself a bed lies a thin blanket and a drool sponge wrapped in a pillowcase. It is impossible to see from this angle, but the space between the bed and the window was littered with old notes and exercise sheets, silent witnesses of the anger of the beast that dwells within this dungeon. 
 
 But wait! What's that? Who's a-scurrying by the overflowing wastebin? Oh ho, so it's you, brave Perseus the Roach! Thrice you may have defied death in my realm, but this night shall be your last! 
 
 I swiped a week old newspaper from my desk, fashioned a cudgel and strode after the vermin. But Perseus was swift; he zipped through and under the many walls of my labyrinth, forcing me to tear down walls of pending laundry just to see him rush to another corner. I grunted with frustration as he hid beneath a suitcase, which I upended and tossed to another corner, only to find Perseus gone! I scouted about, but that brat was nowhere to be found. You have bested me again, Perseus, but not next time. The Beast of the Labyrinth shall have the last laugh. 
 
 ^^I ^^realize ^^I ^^may ^^not ^^be ^^actually ^^answering ^^the ^^prompt, ^^but ^^I ^^ca n't ^^help ^^writing ^^it ^^this ^^way. ^^Sorry ^^OP.
