[ WP ] Write a story where the narrator could really use a thesaurus , as he constantly uses inappropriate words to describe things .

He bopped the guy good. A couple of times. Bop bop bop. 
 
 The bopped guy was getting wet. He was very not happy. 
 
 The guy who bopped him started laughing but not in a happy way. He told the bopped guy he was very not happy with him. He seemed sad but also mad but also tired. He told him he was supposed to be the right guy. 
 
 There was red stuff splashing around them. 
 
 The bopped guy could n't get up because he'd been bopped hard enough that his parts came off. He started laughing but not happy laughing. 
 
 The guy who bopped him went inside the air bus and went away to go hide. 
 
 The bopped guy got help from his not nice friend and got black stuff to cover everywhere on him and now he likes to be called Vader. 
 
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 The only scenario I could think of for some reason. Lol
