[ WP ] You learn your 'deaf ' wife lied and has been able to hear everything .

`` Yeah babe I'll meet you at the restaurant at seven,'' I said, kicking my front door shut. I put my keys on the table and shifted my phone to my other ear. 
 `` What? Oh, no my wife does n't know. She's oblivious to everything, I told her you're my client.'' 
 Cindy laughed on the other line and bid me a good night. 
 I went into the living room and found my wife, Jane, in tears. 
 I asked her what was wrong in sign language, but she just stared at me. 
 I went up to her and tried to hug her but she pushed me away. 
 `` Do n't touch me you pig,'' she sneered. 
 My mouth parted in shock. 
 `` Y-you heard?'' I asked. 
 `` Every single word. I ca n't believe you're cheating on me!'' She yelled, picking up the remote. 
 `` What about you? You're supposed to be deaf!'' I shouted back. 
 Jane threw the remote at my head and I ducked just in time. It hit the wall behind me. 
 `` I was only pretending! It was a bet going on with my sister that started before we started dating. She said every year I went pretending to be deaf she would give me a thousand dollars. And to a broke college student, it sounded good,'' she explained. `` I was going to tell you the truth tonight over dinner.'' 
 `` We've been married a year and you tell me now!'' I exclaimed. 
 `` We've been married a year and you're already cheating on me!'' she yelled back. 
 I tried to defend myself. `` It's not like that.'' 
 Jane crossed her arms. `` Then tell me, what is it like.'' 
 I opened my mouth to give her a crappy explanation, but no words came out. 
 `` I'm sorry?'' I tried to say but it came out as a question. 
 She stared at me in disbelief. 
 `` Do n't speak to me ever again.'' 
 Then she stormed out of the house. 
 

