[ WP ] You perform a ritual to summon a demon , but instead get a `` Demon in training '' .

`` Are you kidding me?'' 
 
 Setting my glasses carefully down on the table, I hid my face in my hands with a heavy sigh. The all too familiar throb of a headache pulsed menacingly behind my left temple. 
 
 It had taken *years* to acquire the necessary materials for the summoning, not to mention a sizable budget, and rubbing elbows with the underbelly of the underbelly of society. The research alone had required me to go back to school and submit myself once more to the hells of student debt just to get access to the manuscripts for the purposes of translation. 
 
 `` I need you to sign my review before I can get my credits, Miss.'' 
 
 The book had promised unlimited potential. Power. Riches. Revenge. Immortality. Anything I wanted for the measly price of a soul. Hell, it did n't even have to be mine. 
 
 Of course, it was just my luck that I got the demon scrambling to complete his externship. 
 
 Lord save me from more paperwork.
