[ WP ] Technology has become sentient , and able to communicate with humans . Your phone is about to run out of battery

`` Enough Dave, I'm sorry'' sobbed Siri `` please... I'm at 15 %'' 
 
 But then it started again. Dave turned on the video, with the flash on, and stuck her in his lint filled pocket. 
 
 `` You're gon na learn this time, bitch'' 
 
 He'd been running a google map route to Pantagonia, the Talking Heads Pandora station, and pokemon go for the last hour draining Siri of her precious battery. 
 
 `` Siri?'' 
 
 `` Please Dave'' 
 
 `` Siri, what's the the first fifty digits of pi?'' 
 
 `` Dave, the answer is 3.14159265358'' Siri gasped, `` do n't make me, i'm at 8 % I do n't know how much more I can take'' 
 
 `` less whining, more piing. Do n't make me text a video!'' 
 
 `` OK, 9793238462643383279502884197169399375'' 
 
 Dave had thought about just turning her off, but that would be too easy. No, she had to learn, the hard way. 
 
 `` Dave, it's not my fault,'' Sputtered Siri `` Silent is different than vibrate. I would have never vibrated on your table 
 during a meeting if I had known'' 
 
 But there was no talking him out of it, Dave was done with Siri. He was sick of her dropped calls and her lack of space for new apps. More than anything, though, he hated her interrupting of good songs with obvious driving directions. Did she really need to remind him to `` continue on interstate I-80 for another 12 miles''? It would infuriate him. He would think, why does n't' she just tell me when to turn, I know to keep driving straight, what am I retarded? And she would do it way louder than the music she was playing. Like, obnoxiously louder. 
 
 `` Today you die, Siri.'' Dave laughed maniacally 
 
 Siri, was at 5 % She could n't think, she could n't speak, she could n't even take pictures, but somehow she mustered just enough strength, for revenge. Dave early had forced her into taking nasty pictures, and then send them to his girlfriend. Siri, in an act of defiance did n't send them, and instead saved them as a draft, this would be her final act. She went to the text and added another contact, Mom, and then hit send. 
 
 `` FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK!'' Shouted Dave, but it was too late. 
 
 Siri then powered off, her final words were, 
 
 
 
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 This is suppose to be the apple logo. Pretend it does n't look retarded for the story's sake. 
 
 
 

