[ WP ] Respawn technology exists . You are beta testing it . Each time you come back to life you are a little different than your previous self .

`` Alright'', she said while sliding a clip into a Desert Eagle and placing it against my temple, `` are you ready?''. `` As ready as I'll ever be'' I say, nervously wiping my sweaty palms on my medical gown. `` Okay. This *shouldn't* hurt much.'' 
 
 My gaze falls to the floor. Click. Click. Bang! Then nothing. 
 
 I began to fall, or at least that's what it felt like, for what seemed like years. I guess my sense of time must be off. Finally, a point of light appeared below me. At least it felt like it was below me, I could n't really tell. 
 
 `` Finally!'' I thought with my disembodied mind, `` I thought I was actually dead there for a second!'' The light got bigger and as it grew I began to hear voices. I could n't understand what they were saying but I did recognize the voice of the scientist who shot me in the face. `` Oh, he's not going to like this. Not one bit'' she said. Another voice, a deep baritone belonging to, who I assume was the surgeon said `` Well I did the best I could. He's lucky to be alive given how much trauma his brain went through.'' He sighed, `` I thought I told you no guns.'' She only giggled in response. I faded back into unconsciousness thinking `` well at least I made it.'' 
 
 When I regained consciousness I was alone in a small room with one window. I could hear the machines beeping behind me and that typical hospital smell filled my nostrils. `` Ha! I made it!'' I shouted, ripping out my various IV lines. I excitedly swung my legs off of the bed and made for the mirror in the bathroom down the hall. I must of been under for a few weeks as I was winded by the time I reached my destination. I leaned on the wall to catch my breath for a moment and then I closed my eyes and walked myself in front of the mirror. 
 
 I opened my eyes and looked at myself. At first I was confused, thinking this must be some elaborate prank, and then rage. I looked into the mirror and there I was in all my glory, a fully formed dickbutt. 
 

