[ WP ] A voice in the sky will tell you when you 've left a place for the last time . You tell your SO goodbye and head out to [ location of your choice ] . Halfway there you hear `` You have visited a location for the last time . ''

I've never really paid much attention to the voice. `` Wow Captain Obvious! I'm never coming back to this 7-11 in the middle of nowhere? I could have told you that.'' 
 
 Today is different. Today, I want nothing more than to hear that voice. I knew my wife had been cheating on me for a long time, but I had just caught her in the act. I hid around the corner from our house and saw that douche pull into our driveway in his Beamer. She kissed him out on the porch, where anyone could see them. She did n't even care. 
 
 Then I heard the familiar voice: `` You have visited a location for the last time.'' 
 
 `` Damn right I have. Goodbye, you fucking whore.'' 
 
 I started my engine and gunned it out of there. I started hearing the voice over and over again. Good. I'm done with this shitty life. All my asshole neighbors and their snot-nosed kids. The voice was incessant now. It grew faster as I thought of all the dull parties I'd never have to attend again. The voice was all I could hear. I passed my office, the place I'd spent 7 years filling papers, making spreadsheets, listening to my boss drone on about productivity. Today is a good day to burn bridges. I called my boss. 
 
 I would have made a sailor blush with that verbal smack down I just gave my former boss. The voices were a cacophony now. Thousands and thousands chanting my new mantra. It was like I was pitching in the world series. I've never felt so alive. I drove for miles and miles until the voices faded. I was liberated, my new life was beginning. 
 
 I should have done this years ago. 
 

