[ WP ] You are legally allowed to commit murder once , but you must fill out the proper paperwork and your proposed victim will be notified of your intentions

I released a deep sigh as I lifted the still smoking barrel of my handgun to my lips, giving it a brief kiss. It was, by far, the most sound investment I'd ever made. After placing it on the table and stepping over the would-be assassin's body I approached the closet nearest my door to don my jacket: the black leather, I had decided two days ago when I received the notice that yet another would be coming to make an attempt on my life. At least with this one I'd had an idea as to when he'd be coming, and the timing could n't be any more perfect. However, I had to keep my priorities in mind. I pulled my cell from my pocket and dialed Julie, my girlfriend. She had been on edge since I received the notice and she always hated it when I forced her to stay away from me until it was dealt with. I approached the desk and began to scan over the other document I'd received two days prior as the rings began to come across the line. I could n't even begin to guess how many times I'd read it already, but one more time could n't hurt. 
 
 *The selected individual will be notified once approval has been received. If you opt in, you may be notified via SMS when they have been informed. * 
 
 Two rings, and then her voice came over the phone as she answered. I could hear the relief in her voice as I continued scanning. `` Is it done? Is it over? Are you alright?'' 
 
 *Once you receive notice that the individual has been notified you are free to proceed with any methodology you see fit. * 
 
 `` I'm fine, not even a scratch this time. I told you these morons do n't stand a chance. Came crashing through the door, caught him with the hollow points as soon as he stepped around the corner.'' 
 
 `` You were worried about this one. I could tell.'' 
 
 *However, you maintain liability for any damage caused to privately owned property. * 
 
 `` That's why I rushed him. Did n't want him to have time to plan. Seems to have worked. How's my son doing?'' 
 
 *The individual indicated may defend him or herself using any means legally available. * 
 
 `` He's scared, but I'm sure he'll be much better once I give him the news.'' 
 
 *You may not kill others who attempt to defend the individual you have selected. They retain their rights to defend the individual and will not face sentencing for attempting to stop you if they are present at the time of the attempt. * 
 
 `` Good.'' I put down the document, turning my attention to my computer monitor. A few clicks and I reached a map. Perhaps I was mistaken, but I could almost see the little red dot pacing back and forth within the apartment less than 15 minutes away. Checking my watch, I saw that it was now six o'clock PM. Her voice came over the phone again, `` You have to do this. This is three times. As soon as she gets another boyfriend she's going to try and convince him, too.'' I released a deep sigh before responding, `` I know. I can see her at home now.'' Standing up, I approached the corpse on my living room floor and removed his phone from his pocket. I glanced over his messages, paying careful attention to his format and spelling. I had to do this just right. I could hear the remorse in Julie's voice as she spoke. `` I'm sorry you have to do this.'' Again stepping over the corpse I headed back to the bedroom to grab my rifle, texting from the dead man's phone along the way. 
 
 *its done showing police permit now ur son wasnt here* 
 
 I removed the rifle from the closet and pulled the bolt, chambering a round. I had n't answered her, she knew I was dreading this. `` Just remember, you're doing the right thing for your son.'' 
 
 *o thank god ur alright. we can pick him up from his bitch tomorrow. dinner to celebrate? * 
 
 `` I know. I'll call you when it's done.'' 
 
 *good idea meet outside in 30*
