You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

`` Ah right on time!'' The man said as I walked up to the lectern. On time? Hmm that's never happened before. I had never been on time. I was always moments too late and it showed. In high school and middle school I always got to class and was about to sit in my chair when the bell rang. My teachers stopped sending me to the tardy classes when they realized that I will never be on time. 
 
 I'd been too early at times too. That would cause similar problems. I once asked someone out days before they realized that their boyfriend was cheating on them. I would show up to events the day before they happened. 
 
 Today, today was different. Today is the day I was on time. I asked the man at the lectern. `` Wait, what am I on time for?'' 
 
 `` Why for your judgement.'' The man with the long white beard said. `` You died last night when you were moments too late getting on the subway. The door closed on your hand and the train pulled you across the platform into a wall.'' 
 
 Hmm well I was never on time in life, but at least I am in death. The man opened the gate behind him and allowed me to enter. At least tardiness is n't a sin.
