[ WP ] Facing declining interest , the PGA adopts rules to turn golf into a contact sport . Describe the first full-contact PGA Tour Championship .

`` Aaannnnd Terry just took a nine-iron to the mouth. Ouch!'' the announcer echoed over the air. 
 
 `` And would you look at that,'' the other man in the announcing booth chimed in, `` Bart is taking another swing!'' 
 
 `` They should really stop beating one another and just get that ball already,'' John Madden broke in. `` The score is tied with 2 minutes until game. They've really got to get something going. I would have kneed Terry and just kept running.'' 
 
 `` Well John, they've got a fairly good strategy going right now. If Bart incapacitates Terry, then he'll have the next two minutes all to himself. I'm sure that's what he's getting at.'' 
 
 `` Yes, and he already took out John Ferra on the green back on hole 9.'' 
 
 `` Oh, what's this? OH!'' the first announcer winced and turned away from the screen for a moment. `` BART IS DOWN! I REPEAT TOM BART IS DOWN!'' 
 
 `` That came out of nowhere,'' the other man continued, stunned. `` Folks, just as we're here discussing how Ferra was taken out, he's come hobbling back using his putter as a cane and just nailed Bart between the legs from behind. I do not think, ladies and gentlemen, that Tom Bart will be getting up anytime soon.'' 
 
 `` You know,'' Madden said, staring at the screen and carnage, `` I tried golf for a while, but I was n't very good at it, so I did n't play a lot of golf. I enjoy all sports, not just football. But I am glad I did n't play this kind of golf.''
