[ WP ] all humans gain a super power on a random day of their life . you awake on your 70th birthday to discover you have finally gained your power .

I awoke, startled, my heart pounding. Disoriented, I sat up in bed and tried to get my bearings. Suddenly I realized what had awoken me. My heart jumps and I spring out of bed, racing downstairs to see my wife. 
 
 Peeking round the corner she catches sight of me and gasps. My power has finally been bestowed upon me. The power of an.... 
 
 UNSTOPPABLE ERECTION! 
 
 For years now my hound has laid idly by, too tired and wracked by rheumatoid to chase his own tail as we did for much of my youth. Bit now I have returned in glorious fashion, to share with the world my late blooming and explosive new power...
