[ WP ] The time from conception to birth in humans only takes a matter of minutes .

Sam disengaged from Sally, panting in satisfaction. He rolled to one side and lay flat on his back as he gradually recovered from the eye-watering orgasm he'd just enjoyed. 
 
 Sally wrapped her arms around Sam's broad chest, and cooed lovingly, `` That was awesome, babe. This was definitely my best third date ever.'' 
 
 Sam grinned at Sally, then reached down. He suddenly froze in alarm. 
 
 `` Uh... Sally? Baby? The condom broke.'' 
 
 `` *What? *'' Sally's brown eyes bulged in shock as she looked down at Sam's crotch. There, unmistakably, was a torn condom on Sam's wilting manhood. `` Oh my god, no! It's the wrong time of the month for that, I could get pregnant!'' 
 
 `` Oh shit, I'm gon na call an ambulance!'' Sam sprung from the bed and scrambled for the phone. 
 
 `` No! There's no time for that! Do n't you have an emergency birth kit in your apartment?'' 
 
 Sam paused, then sheepishly replied, `` Oh, uh... no, I do n't. Never occurred to me that I might need one, you see...'' 
 
 Sally frowned angrily at him and opened her mouth to speak. Suddenly, her expression turned to one of horrified shock as she looked down towards her naked abdomen. The skin was starting to stretch outwards as her belly swelled. 
 
 `` Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, it's happening!'' Sam frantically mashed at the keypad on the phone as Sally fell back prone on the bed, groaning in pain. 
 
 `` Nine one one, what's your emergency?'' The operator's voice was calm and collected, in contrast to Sam's growing panic. 
 
 `` Uh, I've got a pregnancy here, it just happened! Just happened, man! I need help here,'' Sam screamed into the phone. Sally was thrashing wildly on the bed now, tangling the sheets around her. 
 
 `` All right sir, please remain calm. Do you have an emergency birth kit on the premises?'' 
 
 `` No! Fucking no, I do n't! What do I do?'' Sam's eyes bulged as he watched Sally's belly growing further and further, like a party balloon on the verge of becoming overinflated. Sally's screams were getting louder and higher now. 
 
 `` Sir, an ambulance will be dispatched to your location, please give me your address.'' 
 
 Sally gave one more screeching cry, then arched her back, lifting her body off the bed entirely. Her eyes, wide and bloodshot, stared unseeingly at the ceiling as her body was racked by agony. With a sudden explosion of dark red blood and gore, Sally's abdomen burst wetly apart, and a writhing mass of pink flesh flew out of her onto the bed. Sally's body collapsed back down onto the sheets with a dull thump. She then lay still, her final expression of shocked agony still etched on her dead face. 
 
 `` Oh my god! Oh my god! It just happened! The birth... it just... oh my god!'' Sam screamed incoherently into the phone. 
 
 `` Sir, could I just confirm that with you? The birth has occurred?'' 
 
 `` Yes! Oh my fucking god yes!'' 
 
 `` And what is the condition of the mother?'' 
 
 `` What the fuck do you think her condition is? She's fucking popped like a balloon on my bed! Shit, man, this is some messed up shit!'' 
 
 `` And what is the condition of the baby, sir?'' 
 
 `` The baby? It's...'' Sam paused, staring at the bloody, wriggling bundle of horror that was lying on his bedsheets, still covered in bits of Sally's internal organs. The bundle waved its tiny fists in the air, then took a deep breath and started bawling. `` It's alive. It's a boy. It just fucking burst out of her, man!'' 
 
 `` Yes sir, I understand. An ambulance will be dispatched to your location for the baby, and funeral services will be notified for the mother. Now, please give me the address of your current location.'' 
 

