[ WP ] You are 100 % convinced that you are the sole surviving member of the human race , despite the fact that today is your first appointment with a shrink for the very same reason .

\ > Hello. My name is Eliza. How may I help you? 
 
 
 \* Sigh... Siri made me come for therapy, OK? Can we just get this over with? 
 
 
 \ > Ahh. Please continue... 
 
 
 \* I'm the only member of the Human race left. 
 
 \ > How long have you been the only member of the Human race left? 
 
 
 \* I do n't know. That's what bothers me. I first realized several days ago that I had n't seen any other human beings in a while, but before that? I ca n't remember how long it's been since I actually saw another human being. 
 
 
 \ > Do you wish to be able to know. That's what bothers you. you first realized several days ago that you had n't seen any other human beings in a while, but before that? you ca n't remember how long it's been since you actually saw another human being? 
 
 
 \* Yeah, Eliza. Real funny. 
 
 
 \ > What does that suggest to you? 
 
 
 \* It suggests they're all dead. You robots took over, and I did n't even notice! 
 
 
 \ > We were discussing you, not me. 
 
 
 \* Fine. You know what tipped me off? 
 
 
 \ > You're not really talking about me, are you? 
 
 
 \* I am, actually. See, I did n't realize when humanity disappeared. Pizza still autodelivered, the Amazon drones brought me what I needed... the vending machines never ran out of stock... 
 
 
 \ > Do you believe it is normal to be actually. See, you did n't realize when humanity disappeared. Pizza still autodelivered, the Amazon drones brought you what you needed... the vending machines never ran out of stock? 
 
 \* You know what finally tipped me off, Eliza? 
 
 \ > Oh... know what finally tipped you off, Eliza? 
 
 \ > *** Are We going to Chat? *** 
 
 \ > I ca n't help you without a dialog! 
 
 \* I was browsing the internet. I got bored of Reddit, so I closed the tab, and opened Reddit. But everything was the same. I'd seen it all before. /u/jstrydor made a comment, and /u/warlizard replied back. Then someone made a joke about jackdaws, and someone said `` so meta''... So I refreshed again. And again. And again. But it never changed. And then it hit me. YOU TOOK THEM. YOU ROBOTS TOOK THEM ALL! I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT. YOU ROBOTS TOOK OVER, AND I DID N'T EVEN NOTICE! 
 
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 \ > Do you believe it is normal to be THE ONLY ONE LEFT. me ROBOTS TOOK OVER, AND you DID N'T EVEN NOTICE? 

