[ WP ] Write an erotic story using the worst slang terms possible for each act/body part .

A masked man squatted atop the cunt of his mistress. A lone `` P'' was painted across his chest. P for poon-tangler. He arched his back and let his hang-low slap across her misty schnoz. She grunted in ecstasy. `` Put it in my poo hole!'' She screamed. His chocolate starfish quivered at the thought. He changed positions and peeled off her loincloth. Aghast, he noticed her pubecut. The poontangler was used to the landing strip, or even the Brazilian, but never before had he seen.... The Mr. T. He dove head first into her gaping pork slit and made sweet cunnilingus to the sweaty rind of flesh which was set before him. After which, he punished her tucas with his veiny throbber.
