[ WP ] Minecraft was introduced as a recreational reward in a federal penitentiary , and someone just griefed general population 's biggest , baddest mofo 's castle .

`` The Aryans say it was n't them either.'' The large heavily muscled man covered in tatoos sat with his eyes cast down at the ground. 
 
 Without turning to look, the large hulking figure clicked the mouse and entered a few keystrokes on his computer, the nicest computer any inmate in the facility had. His gravel rough voice growled out, `` What did our man on the outside say.'' 
 
 `` He traced the IP to an office here. It was n't from any of the dudes in General. He thinks it's a guy working in the offices.'' He flinched involuntarily as the hulking presence leaned back in his computer chair. 
 
 `` You trying to tell me, that some guy, just logged into the inmate server, and not knowing who he was fucking with, wrote,'I like yummy dicks' on my crib?'' He turned slowly and locked his eyes on the tatoo covered inmate. His voice hardened as he said, `` You trying to tell me, that this piece of shit, thinks he can log into my server and put a lava moat around my fucking crib that says,'I pwn u faggots' and not have me send some hard pipe hitting mother fuckers over to his house to rape his ass to death?'' 
 
 `` J Dawg, me and the boys think this guy, he just did n't know what it was he was doing. Look, J Dawg, we think, maybe, we should just send a couple of boys over to have him put it back.'' He cleared his throat and looked down knowing he might have just given himself a death sentance. 
 
 J Dawg stood up to his full six foot ten inch size and looked down at the man. He tilted his head slightly to the left and then the right cracking his neck. He said in an even tone, `` Bones, he just sent me a message. It says,'El oh el. You faggot, I just pissed on your momma after I fucked your sister.' Bones, this ai n't just about my craft crib, or fucking with the man. This bitch think he untouchable. I want him touched.'' 
 
 
 **Meanwhile in the nearby office building... ** 
 
 
 The slightly balding thirty two year old office worker leaned back in his creaky office chair, he alt tabbed over to reddit and typed out a response to a post,'LOL I am griefing some newbs on this server at work. Some idiot calling himself jdawg just threatned to rape me to death LOLOLOL'. He smirked and chuckled as he started down voting posts on the board. Next to griefing on the new minecraft server at work, down voting posts on reddit was his favorite way to troll and grief. He quickly alt tabbed back to his office spread sheet as he heard footsteps coming up the hall. Great, he thought just what he needed, his boss was probably coming by to check up on him again. 
 
 He turned back to his computer screen as he saw the bright orange of the inmate janitorial crew. They were always coming through this time of day to empty the trash cans and mop the floors. He felt his blood turn to ice as he heard the sound of the men unzipping their jumpsuits and a young man's voice say ominously, `` J Dawg says,'Do n't worry, he'll take care of your mom and sister too.''
