[ WP ] You work at a call center giving customer service to the magic community .

magimaster69 has joined session. 
 
 Felicia Magi has joined session. 
 
 Felicia Magi: Thank you for contacting the Magician's Guild Chat Support Line. My name is Felicia, and I'll be more than happy to help you today. 
 
 magimaster69: i got a problem 
 
 Felicia Magi: Just to verify here, I have your name as Clarence Butt, and have your license as 11234321889, are these correct? 
 
 magimaster69: yo, thats not cool man. call me magimaster69. you going to help me or not 
 
 Felicia Magi: Ok, I have the support request opened here, Clarence. Would you like to describe the problem, upload it on the neurotelepathynet, or would you like me to do a remote retrieval? 
 
 magimaster69: i uh sort a mighta said something wrong 
 
 Felicia Magi: Ok, we we're dealing with an incorrect pronunciation. Thank you. To begin, was the intended harmed, and are they still breathing? Are they still able to communicate? 
 
 magimaster69: it was the dog. do n't think so, no, and uh, sorta 
 
 Felicia Magi: I see from the previous three support tickets we were dealing with failed attempts at anthropomorphization for possible beastiality acts, would that be the case again today? 
 
 magimaster69: shit, you save those? can you delete that stuff? 
 
 Felicia Magi: I do apologize sir, however these become a part of your permanent usage records. I do believe you can have the first incidence sealed, however the remaining are left and help us determine the optimum risk assessment for your usage fees. 
 
 magimaster69: uh, so same thing again? 
 
 Felicia Magi: It does n't appear you've had any issues with us in the past, I can set this up for you however, do note, this is the 5th of your 5 free reversions available for the year. You've used up all 5 in the last 3 weeks. You may want to consider upgrading to a platinum policy, otherwise each additional reversion will carry a one time reversion fee. 
 
 magimaster69: uh, really need a tech here asap 
 
 Felicia Magi: Not an issue, I'll page them now. While I'm doing so, mind uploading a picture of the present specimen so I can note it on your case? 
 
 magimaster69: uh...... ok, there, attached 
 
 Felicia Magi whispers to Clyde Kazaam: Yo, check this out. Dude turned his dog into his [ expletive reported to system administrator ]. 
 
 Clyde Kazaam whispers to you: Holy. Poor dog. God, this dude needs to lay off the yiff, I'll prepare the final warning system for the next reversion. Thank you. 
 
 Felicia Magi: Thank you, I went ahead and spoke with my supervisor, and we'll get someone out there as soon as possible. Any other issues that you need assistance with today? 
 
 magimaster69: no and can you make this quick? i sorta need to go. 
 
 Felicia Magi: Sure, thank you for contact MGCSL and have a great day! 
 
 Felicia Magi has left session. 
 
 magimaster69: Thats not wut i 
 
 magimaster69: hello? 
 
 magimaster69: heloooooooooooo 
 
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