[ WP ] While you are brushing your teeth you look up in the mirror and do n't see your reflection .

`` What the hell!'' I screamed with a mouth full of foamy Crest whitening toothpaste. `` Son of,'' I spit out the foamy cleanser and looked again. My face was nowhere in the mirror, not even a hint of my colors. Two quick clacks should have warned me; my roommate bursted in and threw something towards my face. The next thing I knew, there was whipped cream running down every scrawny beard hair on my chin and the Crest foam was sickly tinting the whipped cream with the taste of cheap mint. 
 
 `` Ha, egged you!'' George screamed as I whipped the cream from my eyes. 
 
 `` Egged? That does n't make sense.'' 
 
 ``'Cus eggs ca n't see themselves in the mirror! See,'' George opened the medicine cabinet. `` I switched the mirror with aluminium foil and glass, and you fell for it! Loser!'' 
 
 That was George for you, he had his own way about life.
