[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

He saw her standing, 
 Alone with her drink, 
 And with his member. 
 He started to think. 
 `` I'd like to take her, 
 Out on a date. 
 To a place isolated, 
 Wherein we can mate.'' 
 He wanted to ask, 
 `` Would you fancy a dance?'' 
 But seemingly just was n't up for the task. 
 So the feelings he had were contained to his pants. 
 After a while, 
 Of admiring the walls, 
 He put on a smile, 
 And regained his balls. 
 He walked up to her, finally void of his slump. 
 And said `` you're the woman that I'd like to hump.'' 
 She looked at him, with a frown on her face, 
 And yelled, `` he's a perv! Get him out of this place!'' 
 He stood in shock, 
 For the thing that he said, 
 Had stopped him from getting this woman in bed. 
 Wandering home, 
 All alone in his brain, 
 He started the moan, 
 For his balls were in pain. 
 His night had n't ended, 
 Quite as he'd planned. 
 His only relief, 
 Was the palm of his hand.
