[ WP ] Your amount of reddit karma decides your position in the pecking order of the afterlife

You awake to find yourself in an empty room. It is stark white and stretches endlessly in all directions. From your left, you can just barely make out the sounds of laughter. You here joyful banter and cheering. You run in the direction of the noises but never seem to get closer. As you stop to rest, you begin to hear other noises from your right. Sounds of anger and frustration, foul words and cries. You run away, still following the laughter but to no avail. After sitting for some time in quiet contemplation, you begin walking towards the horrible sounds. They too never materialize. You run and run in all directions, but nothing is there. You yell and scream but no one seems to hear. You spent too many years lurking on reddit, and now you are doomed to it for eternity.
