[ WP ] Someone has the ability to save and reload their life like a video game . One day something goes very wrong .

This was a bad idea. 
 
 I have been falling for approximately several years in my own personal time. 
 
 I saved myself. Yes. I am alive forever. Saved is possibly a subjective term for my situation. 
 
 I may have fallen out of a building. I may have reached terminal velocity. 
 
 And I may have... saved. 
 
 I am an idiot. 
 
 Now I'm stuck, watching these people, this city, repeat the same five seconds, over and over again. 
 
 One, my boss realises I've just fallen out of the stupid sodding window. That airplane over there makes a THHBT noise. That woman who spotted me drops her coffee. 
 
 Two, the wind gets louder, my clock ticks a second, that one taxi I spotted the eight hundreth time has its driver throw out a cigarette to the pavement. 
 
 Three, my head hurts, I can now see the buildings become more of a blur, the sound is getting louder, 
 
 Four, I can see the individual hairs on the man in the purple raincoat below me, the soon-to-be trauma on the eyes of that chinese kid, feel my own screams hurting my throat, hear someone shout `` LOOK OUT'' 
 
 Five, PAIN 
 
 One, my boss realises I've just fallen out of the stupid sodding window. That airplane over there makes a THHBT noise. I notice that that woman has a digestive biscuit in one hand. 
 
 Two, that taxi chucks out the cigarrette, I open my mouth to scream again, wish I fell out of the opposite side of the building as there was a flagpole a few feet lower than my current height 
 
 Three, my head hurts, I can hear, once again, someone whistling `` Welcome to the Jungle'' 
 
 Four, I bite my tongue out. 
 
 Five, pain. 
 
 One, my boss realises I've just fallen out of the stupid sodding window. That airplane over there makes a THHBT noise. I think of farts. 
 
 Two, there's a seagull looking at me. Herring gull maybe? 
 
 Three, Welcome to the Jungle 
 
 Four, I try to whistle 
 
 Five PAIN 
 
 One, my boss realises I've just fallen out of the stupid sodding window. That airplane over there makes a THHBT noise. I try to whistle. 
 
 Two, I've got the first couple of notes, tears are coming from my face, 
 
 Three, damn its hard to whistle into this much wind. 
 
 Four I look at the purple coated man and sigh 
 
 Five PAIN 
 
 One, my boss realises I've just fallen out of the stupid sodding window. That airplane over there makes a THHBT noise. I try to flatten my body to slow my fall. 
 
 Two, I hit the seagull. Looks like a kittiwake on closer inspection. 
 
 Three, ARGH 
 
 Four, BAD IDEA BAD IDEA oh hey gon na hit the floor 
 
 Five, PAIN 
 
 ( ( this story is inspired by my own experience playing Max Payne as a kid. You can save manually, so I thought, sure, let's save after jumping off this building! Cue infinite loop of falling, dying, reloading, using bullet time, dying, reloading, etc. Then I found out I had overwritten my only save so I had to restart the game from the beginning to progress. ) )
