[ WP ] You find an app that turns whatever you type into reality . However , auto-correct keeps getting in your way .

`` I wan na duck'' 
 
 That's how it all started. How I became the single man in apt B at the Cordova Suites to have a pet duck. I just appeared on my couch, looking at me. It's a white duck, with orange legs. I had no idea why it just blinked into existence. It just stared into my eyes and said one thing. 
 
 That's when I knew I had a goldmine. Just last week at my boss was asking how we could market our name. Here was the golden egg so to say. It was 2am, and even though I was hopped up on coca in trying to arrange a prostitute - I knew I had to immediately call a weekend meeting. 
 
 9am, everyone is grumbling in on their saturday. Eyes half open, each hand gripping a cup of coffee like it's the very essence of life force keeping them awake. ALL sit around the board table, slowly drawing attention to a large brown box in the center. 
 
 `` Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present our new mascot!'' 
 
 I raise the box, and the duck under it stands tall. 
 
 Everyone looks skeptically at me, and finally my boss says `` Bill, you fuckin called a weekend meeting for this!?'' 
 
 `` Boss, wait. You'll understand in a moment.'' 
 
 `` What I understand is you need to get that thing out of here and...'' 
 
 **'' AFLAC'' ** exclaimed the duck 
 
 
 

