[ WP ] You were the last human on earth after the zombie apocalypse destroyed civilization . One day , you finally get infected by a zombie , but after turning , you realize what you 've been missing out on .

Food used to be exciting, it could be sweet, sour, hot, cold, spicy or silky smooth. I remember biting into juicy meat seasoned with salt and spices or consuming a delicious sauce from a spoon which made the soul sigh in pleasure. Oh the days of deliciousness now cease... Now, it's the same everyday! Sure, the meat may be fresh when we capture the living but it's just not the same without salt, gravy and potatoes. Sometimes we get lucky when we capture a person who ate a lot of tasty foods which infuse the taste, but even then there is only a hint of flavour, it's nothing compared to a marinated set of ribs or a slow cooked stew. 
 
 Something needs to be done, we need to vote in a new zombie leader because right now, this is just not progressive enough.
