[ WP ] The first diary entry of a person who has been accidentally forgotten and left on Earth when everyone else has ascended to a higher plane .

This is what I get for being an atheist. Guess I really am the asshole. You have to understand though, I had every reason not to believe in a higher power. Let's list them shall we? 
 
 1. My junkie bitch mother kills my dad in his sleep because the PCP told her he was a zombie. 
 2. My aunt and uncle ( who took me in post-patricide ) were n't completely honest on their taxes when they said they had only three dependents. Turns out a kid neither I nor their other kids had ever met was kept locked up in a crawl space in their basement. I thought a squirrel was trapped. Imagine my surprise when I investigated. 
 3. I endured group home after group home after my aunt and uncle were sent to jail. Great way to learn about anger and depression. 
 4. Joined the Army and got a leg blown off in Afghanistan for my trouble. 
 5. While being shipped home after said amputation, everybody else on the transport disappears. Just poof, gone. I grab a chute, bail out, and land I'm not sure where. 
 
 So to God or Allah or who-the-fuck-ever runs the universe: thank you. And fuck you for thinking this is a punishment for me. You think this is bad? At least there's nobody else around to ruin my day.
