[ WP ] the monster in the closet finally lures the child into the darkness , only to realize something is very very wrong

That annoying child finally followed. Finally, I could feast upon his tender flesh and absorb his youth. It excites me, I've been lurking in the shadows for years, waiting for that precious moment to finally stri- 
 
 Waaait, wait wait wait. He's... sorta tall and... really fat. Whatever, more meat to dine on an- 
 
 No. That's a bodypillow in his room. That's a god damn bodypillow. 
 
 Ok. Ok. Just calm down. Maybe it's like a... replacement pillow and he just does n't realise it's purpose. 
 
 Hey! He left his laptop on at his steam profile. 
 
 He's... 
 
 He's... 
 
 He's logged 1738 hours on Sakura Spirit. 
 
 I've made a grave mistake, for this is not a child. 
 
 This is a manchild.
