[ WP ] `` So um ... Who 's your handsome friend ? '' `` Believe me , you do n't want to know . ''

`` So who's your hansom friend?'' 
 
 `` Who?'' 
 
 `` Do n't play dumb with me. The guy you were just talking to.'' 
 
 `` Believe me, you do n't want to know. Guy's a nutcase.'' 
 
 `` Oh come on, he ca n't be that bad. And besides, he's cute. Can you introduce me to him? Please? Pleasepleasepleaseplease?'' 
 
 `` No. Look, I'm telling you, you do n't want to be near him. He's... dangerous.'' 
 
 `` Then why do you hang around him? This is n't the first time I've seen you two together.'' 
 
 I opened my mouth to make some, *any* excuse, when the asshole blew it. He literally blew it. 
 
 `` What was that noise?'' 
 
 `` It's probably nothing.'' 
 
 `` No, it was definitely something. There it is again. It sounds almost like-'' 
 
 She did n't get to finish that sentence, as a nearby Starbucks seemed to collapse upon itself, then explode outward. Massaging my forehead with my hand, I wait for the inevitable. 
 
 A man walks out of the smoking ruins of the coffee shop, an ominous looking red blade in his left hand. He's average height, with a slightly slim build. Not that you could tell, as he's wearing loose fitting black clothing. It's hard to get a good look at his face, but he has a look on it that would startle the dead. 
 
 `` I told you, you do n't want to know.'' 
 
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