[ WP ] Through complete accident , you gain access to life 's development console , and all of its cheating potential .

It was there, blinking. Waiting. It hung in the bottom corner of my vision, the familiar face of Courier New. Only one word, but I knew enough. 
 
 CONSOLE: 
 
 I was only drunkenly miming typing on a keyboard in a small Wetherspoons pub in Chelmsford when it appeared. I figured out that if I tapped where I recognised tilda to be - the top left corner of my imaginary keyboard - the text appeared and disappeared. I'd spent enough time fixing buggy Skyrim to know what it meant. I excused myself from the next round and went home for a nice rest. I was inwardly fairly excited, but some rationale told me to sleep off the drugs I'd inevitably been slipped. 
 
 The next morning, it was still there. 
 
 CONSOLE: 
 
 I could turn it on and off using my imaginary keyboard. Could I type in it with the keyboard too? I raised my hands up, feeling slightly silly, and prepared to type. And then paused. 
 
 What do I type? 
 
 What type of console is this? Does any cheat work? To test, I opened the Natwest banking app on my phone, thumbed in my passcode with shaking fingers, and set it on my bedside cabinet in full view. Then, I called up a small little console cheat from memory. 
 
 CONSOLE: rosebud 
 
 The £322.50 on the screen changed rapidly to £1322.50. Interesting. Curious, I looked at the statement. Nothing. Apparently it was magicked from the aether. Could n't say I was surprised. The inner PC nerd in me smiled a little, and I parroted his bespeckled feelings. 
 
 CONSOLE: netgraph 1 
 
 White text appeared in the corner of my vision. The ping was roughly 215 milliseconds. Hm. I wonder why that was. Was humankind serviced by BT? If I was connected, it definitely was n't a Comcast horror story. The frames per second fluctuated, but it was far, far above 30, or even sixty. That gave my some ammunition in the comment wars of Youtube videos. That is, if they believed I had access to the developer console. 
 
 CONSOLE: netgraph 0 
 That was enough of that, time to experiment further. I looked straight at my lamp. 
 CONSOLE: delete 
 The same white text that had shown me life's performance statistics now displayed the following: `` delete'' is not recognised as a valid command. 
 
 CONSOLE: delete actor 
 `` Delete'' is not recognised as a valid command 
 Fuck, every time. 
 
 CONSOLE: deleteactor 
 
 The lamp disappeared, and I smiled. I could have some serious fun with this. First things first, though. 
 
 CONSOLE: tgm 
 God-Mode enabled. 
 
 ( I'll continue if anyone wants me to. )
