[ WP ] Rejected souls are leaking into Heaven . It 's your job to track them down .

-'' Have we found anyone today, Jack?'' 
 -'' Well, for an omnipotent being you're quite pedantic, are n't you? Besides, why do you say we, when it's ME who has to do all the dirty work.'' 
 -'' Just a technicality; had you read your bible, you should know that the Lord your God'' He puts a smug smile `` which means me, is with thee whithersoever thou goest. Wow, that was a mouthful.'' 
 -'' Still, I do everything while you're just sat there talking to Noah about how to get the best wine. By the way; Noah, you're getting there.'' 
 
 Noah winks at me. 
 
 -'' Fine'' says the almighty `` I do acknowledge you've been a good servant and I will grant you a wish, anything you desire; it shall be yours.'' 
 -'' Great, I'd like...'' 
 -'' But wait, I'm not over yet. For you to claim your wish, I need of your assistance in getting just one more soul back to the Hades.'' 
 -'' I knew there was a catch, you always have these little asterisks. You do what you want all the time!'' 
 -'' I'm bloody God, my whole purpose in life is to do whatever I want, no wonder they call me The Almighty, I made Morgan Freeman play me, do you need further proof?'' 
 -'' You know what, that was a great movie, ask away.'' 
 -'' So, St Peter has just come and said that a little German just sneaked in and I'll be quite busy today so I need you to catch him, that's all.'' 
 -What will you be doing that keeps you from helping me catch this guy, because if there's only one, he must be a hard one.'' 
 -'' If you look at your calendar, you'll notice it's Easter, and you know how my son gets depressed and threatens to kill Judas this time a year, I kmow you'll understand.'' 
 -'' Yes, children can be hard. So, who is this little bugger?'' 
 -'' Have you seen my son?'' 
 -'' Yeah, he's going after St. Peter trying to cut his ear off. Anyway, who is he we're talking about?'' 
 
 God tidies up his robes and starts running away 
 
 -'' Who is he?'' I yell 
 -'' Just Adolf Hitler'' he replies `` Jesus no, remember what you preached about forgiveness'' He screams as He disappears into the dstance. 
 
 I start walking around, trying to figure out where Hitler could possibly be hiding. I then stumble across Moses. 
 
 -'' Look who's wondering about. How have you been doing?'' 
 -'' Oh hi Moses, nice time of the year to remember huh, this Easter'' 
 -'' It truly is, my family is setting up a big dinner for everyone to eat, you know, because of tradition...'' 
 
 As Moses spoke, the thought of the Jewish dining; all together, gave me the right clue as to where I should be heading. 
 
 -'' Moses, this is hard to tell you, but for your own safety you must cancel dinner, please tell everyone in your area to stay safe, quick!'' 
 -'' I'm sorry, young lad, no can do, God's protecting us. Why are you saying those things?'' 
 -'' The second coming of Hitler sounds like a good reason to me. And God's with Jesus, trying to make him reason _again_'' 
 -'' Ok, that's rather convincing, I'll tell everyone.'' 
 -'' And if you see any French, tell them as well'' 
 -'' I'll try, _shalom_ young soul!'' 
 -'' _Shalom_ Moses'' 
 
 I needed to set up a good defence against Der Führer because I know, he's not going alone. Time to dig up my old Russian dictionary, and call a certain Joseph I know. This is going to be intense
