[ WP ] In an alternate reality , dreams can be recorded , and some people even post their dreams on YouTube . You 're the Pewdiepie of dreams .

`` Hey what's up, and hello again DreamTube! My name is Insomniac-Maniac and welcome to another episode of my adventures in Dreamland! Not Dreamland with that weird pink marshmallow. What was his name? KIRBY!! That's right! Man those games were tha stuuuuuffff. 
 
 `` But back to business! Anyway, this episode will be a continuation of my WTW series, which if you're new to the channel, stands for `` Wait That's Weird.'' Basically, I upload the *weirdest* and *craaaaayyyziest* dreams I've had for your enjoyment. Or displeasure. But hey, I do n't judge! Let's get in here and see what my warped mind cooked up last night! 
 
 `` I've got my neural implants already synced to my wireless capture device, so everything's ready to go. Since this is a live video, you guys know that absolutely *none* of this is edited. I do n't even remember what I dreamed up last night, so I'll be laughing right along with you guys! Or cringing. But hey, that's part of it. 
 
 `` Alright, I'm activating the stream now. Let's see what we've got going here. Uh.... it looks like I'm at the office. I'm getting some coffee in what looks like a warped version of the break room. All the walls are lined with paintings of Nicolas Cage..... Man, I've got ta cut down on the memes. Karen from accounting is waking in.... and she's wearing a Mexican poncho. And she has a mustache. And a top hat. Gosh, me. 
 
 `` O.k., now my boss is entering the break room. Oddly, he looks fairly normal. Save for the SINGLE EYE IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS FOREHEAD! He's yelling at me to finish those business reports. I'm telling him to shove it, ( like I've always wanted to. ) Honestly guys, I do n't know why I'm not fired yet. He does n't seem to like that very much. Oh, ok, his eye is glowing green. I'm starting to freak out, looking for a way out of the break room. But the back door is gone. Oh, nice, and my legs are made of FREAKIN JELLO! RUN, ME, RUN!!! I'm turning around, and my boss is now the size of Godzilla. But he still fits the in the break room. Alright, so he's roaring. Now he's smashing the ground, and the floor caves in. I'm falling, and falling, and falling into a random black abyss below. So, I guess my office is housing hell underneath it? M'okay. 
 
 `` Alright, so I'm still falling... and I hit the ground. I'm looking around, and.... wait a second, is that my college dorm's backyard? Indeed it is. I'm dusting myself off, and I walk through the backdoor. I think I'm beginning to panic, realizing I need to let everybody in the dorm know that my boss is some crazy Cyclops and is about to destroy the city. I'm running through the halls, yelling at everybody to run. Nobody's listening to me though. In fact, they're laughing. What jerks. Oh, wait, I'm beginning to realize why they're laughing. 
 
 `` I'm in my underwear. Nice. 
 
 `` Alright, somebody's behind me. Oh, it's my landlord. Wait, I did n't meet him until 5 years *after* I graduated college. Ok, whatever, I'm rolling with it. He's telling me he needs help with an important project. I'm frantically yelling at him to get the heck out of the city before my boss comes for us all, but he's now begging me to help. I'm agreeing, and following him outside. Except we're now at my elementary school playground. He's pointing to something, telling me it needs to be built. We're getting closer to it. It's.... a go-kart. I'm telling him I do n't know how to fix it, and he's telling me to figure it out. So I'm trying to fix it, slapping parts on it randomly. Miraculously, it starts! HA! Take that Dad! I can too fix stuff! At least in my dreams. Which does n't help much. 
 
 `` ANYWAY, I'm turning around to tell my landlord it's done, and, OH MY GOSH HE'S INDIANA JONES. I *knew* he was hiding something! I just always assumed it was something weirder and creepier. He's telling me that he needs my help to find the Lost Ark, and I'm agreeing. We jump into the go-kart, which is now some sort of awesome-looking vehicle from Mad Max. We're now in the desert, too.... for some reason. But I do n't care! Me and Indy are gon na find this Ark! I put the petal to the metal, and we tear off into the great beyond. I see a mountain in the distance. Indy is pointing to it, saying that's where the Ark must be! I'm knodding my head in agreement. We're getting closer. Crap, this dream is the coolest! I may have to end up adding it to my'Epicness' playlist! Anyway, we're practically at the foot of the mountain now. We're getting out of the car. Man, this is gon na be good. And now.... 
 
 `` I'm in second grade. And my teacher is yelling at me to finish my spelling test. And all the kids are laughing. Oh. I'm in my underwear again. And then my dream ends. 
 
 `` What. The. Crap. That's the last time I eat tacos at 2:00 in the morning. 
 
 `` Anyway, guys, I hope you enjoyed this episode of my Wait That's Weird series. And boy was it. If you like it, be sure to subscribe to Insomniac-Maniac for more. Also, be sure to drop a like and a comment if you feel like it. Until next time guys, dream on! Just hopefully not as weird as I do.'' 
 
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