[ WP ] Hillary wins , cheats on Bill , becomes a huge scandal , turns out the whole thing was a revenge plot 20 years in the making .

Monica was sitting in her home when the phone rang. The caller name was blocked so she picked up the phone. *How rude* thought Monica, *calling at this hour*. She had been about to get ready to go for bed. 
 
 `` Hello?'' she asked, not bothering to hide the irritation in her voice. 
 
 `` Hello Monica.'' Monica's insides suddenly grew cold as she heard a voice she hoped she would n't hear ever again. Shaking with anger, she gripped the phone tightly. 
 
 `` Hello Hillary'' she spat. `` How nice of you to *ruin* my evening. Just like you *ruined*-'' 
 
 `` Oh I do apologize,'' came the reply cutting her off, `` perhaps I can make it up to you somehow? How about I treat you to dinner?'' There was a pause. Monica stopped shaking, but gripped the phone even tighter. 
 
 `` What- What do you mean?'' 
 
 `` I meant what I said. I feel like I owe you an apology for how I treated you, when I should've been more cross at Bill. He's the one who cheated, after all. That's why I wanted to formally apologize to you in person. So what do you say? Woman-to-woman?'' 
 
 Monica stopped. She detected no malice, none of the usual hatred was present in her voice. *Could it be? * she thought. *Woman-to-woman? * Only one way to find out. 
 
 ________ 
 
 A week later a white house reporter caught the two meeting for coffee in the mall. A few days later paparazzi spied them eating ice cream and laughing. Two weeks later, they were seen driving away from a shady movie theater on a night Clinton had claimed she had a meeting. Fast-forward another week and they were caught emerging from a DC club, where they flagged a cab and sat down a bit too close to each other for comfort. 
 
 And a few days after that after that, well, let's just say the White House has yet to have a First Man make it an entire term.
