[ WP ] In the future , conventional birth is outlawed , and all humans are produced assembly-line style in factories throughout the world . You are a worker in one of these factories .

`` The face is upside down,'' chimed my supervisor as he peered through my armpit. 
 
 `` Huh?'' I went as I turned around from the monitor and looked down at my slightly undersized boss. 
 
 He pointed at the screen, tapping the head on the monitor. `` The position of the eyes and the mouth. Completely wrong.'' 
 
 I went back to look at Model # W2-288315 on the screen then tilted a bit to look through the actual glass screen separating my post from the production line, where xyr's headless body was suspended by robotic arms, dangling like a piece of meat, xyr's appendages hanging limply. 
 
 I looked at the order queue for what xyr's parents wanted. It looks like they were being'avant-garde' and asked for a retro look for xyr's head. The look was rare nowadays, but not completely out of the ordinary. 
 
 So I told my boss as he peered beneath his cup of coffee, `` They want to be avant-garde.'' 
 
 My boss grimaced, lowering his cup. He did n't take lightly the fact that his parents wanted to be'avant-garde' and reduced his height three inches from the norm. I was told by one of my gossipy co-workers it was an homage to an ancient character called Mini-Me. 
 
 He turned and raised his steaming cup for another swill. `` Well, so long as the order is all properly documented, you can proc- uh-AAHHH! MY EYES!'' 
 
 I watched as he had bonked his elbow into the frame of the door and the cup of coffee missed his mouth and fell into his eyes, blinding and scalding him all at once. He ran screaming back into the factory, co-workers rushing to towel off his reddened face. 
 
 Shrugging, I went back to looking at # W2-288315 on the screen, sighing profoundly at the odd facial eyes-on-top design and approving the order queue for the head placement.
