[ WP ] God has been locked out/denied access to Heaven . Elaborate on the events leading to , and stemming from it .

JSS: `` Dad, I'm not letting you back into heaven. `` 
 
 JHVH: `` You shall feel my wrath!'' 
 
 JSS: `` I'm sure. But I will turn the other cheek.'' 
 
 JHVH: `` Your cheek will be destroyed! You will burn in HELL for all eternity!'' 
 
 JSS:'' Sorry, Dad, I ca n't hear you over the heavenly choirs singing.'' 
 
 JHVH: `` Thou shalt honor thy father and mother!'' 
 
 JSS: `` I am honoring you, but I'm doing this for the good of all the people of the world. What you did was unforgivable.'' 
 
 JHVH: `` Forgiveness! You can not forgive me. Only I can forgive me, you have trespassed against the Lord, your God''. 
 
 JSS: `` You can stay out there with Lucifer for all I care. `` 
 
 LCFR: ( whispering ) `` Psst: It's boring in Heaven. Why do n't you come down to hell and help me roast some sinners and drink Mai Tais?'' 
 
 JHVH: `` Might as well.''
