[ WP ] Hillary wins , cheats on Bill , becomes a huge scandal , turns out the whole thing was a revenge plot 20 years in the making .

Bill was driving when phone rang, he picked it and was provided scandalous revelations courtesy of the Commander-in-Chief, aka his wife. Man, she was *bitch*. 
 
 But Bill smiled. 
 
 `` Atta girl!'' 
 
 The infamous smirk was gone from the President's face on the other end of the line. 
 
 `` Who was he? We should get drinks!'' came Bill, as if looking for someone to high five. 
 Hillary's bewilderment provided no response. 
 
 `` Wait. Do n't tell me. Was it a *she*?!'' Bill said, almost hopefully. 
 
 `` No... Bill... what?'' 
 
 `` Hillary, Lord knows I have n't been there for ya these last few years I mean, there was that time at the inauguration with the eagle and the Secret Serv-'' 
 
 `` Bill!'' 
 
 `` You're not giving me alot of help her-'' 
 
 `` Fuck it! Nevermind!'' 
 
 `` Whadya mean nevermi-'' 
 
 *click* 
 
 `` Should I stop?'' came a voice from Bill's lap. He was n't alone in the car. 
 
 `` Nonono you're good.'' Bill replied as he struggled to open the dashboard and grab the cigar he'd kept ready for such an occasion. He'd totally called it.
