[ WP ] a human is sent to an alien prison . The aliens get more than they bargained for .

`` Syphilis? Is that some kind of psionic ability?'' 
 
 Empirator Sarnoc drove his foreclaw into the desk. 37 cycles as the director of The Hive, a maximum security prison for the Gamma Quadrant of the Bright Spiral Galaxy, and never once had his facility fallen to such chaos. 
 
 `` Empiratus, sir, it is something we have never seen before. Any crew member or cell mate that spends more than a few days in her unit becomes obsessed with the prisoner, an almost hypnotic devotion, and then quickly descend into madness. We have never seen an ability like this before, though there are some vague references to it in the documents we acquired from her home planet. 
 
 As you know, most of the records were destroyed in the Ventarian insurrection, but from what we remains it appears that it involves the hypodermic injection of an extract of a fungus and originated as a defensive measure against some primitive reproductive ritual. They had something that we believe was a cultural art form that they called `` medicine'', and this was somehow related, but beyond that we are in the dark. The Terrans have not yet advanced to omniotic generaration and there appears to have been a very violent coupling that occured involving the central hind limb of one and posterior orifice of another. The prisoner appears to be equipped with the posterior orifice and lacking the central hind limb, which we believe indicates that it is female. How they determine sex without mandible dimorphism will always be a mystery to me.'' 
 
 Grimnor flared his mandibles while chirping his thorax to demonstrate his deference and submission to the reading empiritor as Sarnac raised his crimson elytra in preparation to ascend to the xenotier, where prisoners of uncommon origin and unknown abilities are held. 
 
 `` You have not answered my question! How is it doing this! We have the most advanced metasupressors in this arm of the galaxy! Even Crylonituz the Exterminator is but a feeble nymph once he enters our metasphere, how can this Terran female be decimating our staff and prisoner population alike!?! I will not stand for it! I must interrogate the prisoner myself. Send a drone to secure the portal to the cell for my arrival. What does this creature call itself?'' 
 
 `` Sir... I must warn you... Nobody has entered its cell and left it without being afflicted. I know that you are of superior chitin, but we have no idea what it will try to do to you once the portal is closed, but beware that it will be intoxicating and extremely dang-'' 
 
 `` THE NAME, Sergeant Grimnor.'' 
 
 `` Lohan, sir. Lindsay Lohan. May The Queen bless your interrogation.''
