[ WP ] Write a story where almost every sentence appeals to a different subreddit .

I grabbed my breakfast and did n't have time to eat it as I left the house, so I put it in my mouth and started running. My sister was waiting for me at the loft, but she was n't gon na much longer to start finish Zelda. I knew that if I skipped the Starbucks on the way to her place I'd have enough money left to take a bus so I hopped in and settled down. 
 
 As the bus started moving I noticed this girl had a new kitten in a cardboard box, so I took a picture. Later I'll share it with her, she's been feeling kind of down recently which is why I'm trying to get over there fast. It all started when she realized she had lost her faith in God. Now I do my best to cook pan seared Atlantic halibut with a zesty pepper sauce on Fridays for her, it's our thing. 
 
 When I got there I found she had something else in mind than games, she had a huge butterfly Halloween costume that she wanted us to wear to a party.
