[ WP ] Rudolph is finally allowed to join the reindeer games , but it is not what he expected .

Dasher, with an evil glint in his eye, 
 
 Called out to Rudolph to come give it a try. 
 
 `` Just spin the chamber and then pull the trigger,'' 
 
 He said to poor Rudolph who was a terrified figure. 
 
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 Vixen and Blitzen and Dasher and Prancer 
 
 all looked at each other like insane necromancers. 
 
 This was their villainous plan from the start, 
 
 To convince poor Rudolph to shoot out his heart. 
 
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 And as the wind whistled and snow fell to the ground, 
 
 These mean-hearted reindeer chambered six rounds. 
 
 `` One out of six,'' they sneekily lied, 
 
 Knowing too well they were on the Dark Side. 
 
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 And so poor Rudolph played Russian Roulette, 
 
 And we were convinced that his end would be met. 
 
 But as the chamber spun and he lifted the gun, 
 
 He could n't pull the trigger'cause he lacked opposable thumbs.
