[ WP ] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding , discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks . In the darkness , God watches a lonely machine printing output , a new law of nature ! Something troubles him , this law is undeniably valid but it 's not one that he created .

I stumble forward out of my recliner, awakening and opening my eyes as I take my first steps, grasping at the freshly white print paper bustling out of the damn machine, I pull it close to my glasses and squint. 
 
 Warning; artificial intelligence detected, planet earth, again, this time from its intelligent life forms; humans, needing input.... 
 wake up god your on the clock on this one... 
 god dammit im calling the manager on. 
 
 god input- yea yea im here, now what exatly do we have here, a potato human or is it time for me to bring back jesus again, that will confuse them for a while. 
 
 machine output- redditor ThatOtherGuyAbove asking answers on new laws of nature and happen to get one back right. 
 
 god input- so who answered him dammit, im missing reruns of third rock from the sun for this. 
 
 machine output- redditor who answered used a throwaway account 
 
 god input- that sucka just lucked out on all that karma, im cashing in on it step aside drone, daddy owns this karma jackpot. 
 
 
 

