[ WP ] Caffeine has been classified as a Schedule 3 drug for over a year now . You run an illegal Caffeine Drug Ring . What does a day in the life of an Underground Caffeine Drug Lord look like ?

The church door bursted open with that bitter aroma of espresso. Tim could n't remember the last time he'd stopped to actually smell a room but this... this was a special occassion. The Holy Water of Brazil, as the place was called, only opened mornings until 8. Cops looked past anything that early but when the Caffeine Ring had an escaped seller who decided to stay open later they were almost always shut down the following day. The caffeine crackdown was real. 
 
 Tim fought through the crowd. People were waving money and cups and the chatter was something far superior to any water cooler in an office. People were excited for their jobs, they were excited about life. How could the government see that as evil? Just because President Trump does n't enjoy liquor or coffee does n't mean the rest of the populace of the United States of American Trumps had to be without it. 
 
 The barista behind the counter had beads of sweat and splotches on his apron from coffee, steamed milk and who knows what else. `` Whatchagonnaordersir?'' The man spat out, he was riding high on his product. A half eaten donut sat next to the wand he was currently wielding. A little spackle of glaze was on his lips as well. 
 
 `` Yeah a red eye please,'' Tim stuffed his hands into his jacket pockets. 
 
 `` Roast? What kindaroast man, on sched-'' 
 
 `` Oh, Blonde,'' Tim barely looked away before the cup was smacked down on the counter, splattering about. 
 
 `` Woah thanks. That was quick as-'' silence shattered the clouds of noise. Tim saw the daylight from where the church doors had been, it had to be the cops. 
 
 `` Everyone with a cup in their hand or a pep in their step keep it together- you're all going to the same place!'' It was the captain- Tim's captain.
