[ WP ] You work for the NASA Near Earth Object Program , a previously undiscovered massive object is passing near earth in 7 days , its gravity will pull us out of our orbit around the sun permanently .

`` Are you serious?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` H-How long?'' 
 
 `` How long what? Uhhh... I'll say 6 inches flac-'' 
 
 `` You pervert! I'm talking about how long before it gets near enough to pull us into it's gravity! Not your stupid peni-!'' 
 
 `` 7 days.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Kinda like that movie with the long haired chick coming out of the telly.'' 
 
 `` We only got 7 days to live and you're still making stupid jokes!'' 
 
 `` Uhhh... Should I care or...?'' 
 
 `` OF COURSE YOU SHOULD CARE! THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 7 *DAYS*!'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` This ca n't be happening...'' 
 
 `` Ummm... Sooooo~'' 
 
 `` *WHAT NOW*?'' 
 
 `` Wan na... go out with me or something?'' 
 
 `` NO!'' 
 
 `` Errr... Harsh.'' 
 
 `` Seriously?! The world is ending and you're asking me for a date?!'' 
 
 ``... Yes?'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` We could just call the avengers or the justice league to save the day, you know? Seriously, why do you keep on panicking?'' 
 
 `` JUSTICE LEAGUE OR THE AVENGERS DOES N'T EXIST YOU IDIOT!!!'' 
 
 `` *Gasp! * How *dare* you! Just because you're pretty does n't mean you can just go around spouting heresy!'' 
 
 `` That's it! I'm done talking with your idiotic ass!'' 
 
 `` But you're still talking to me.'' 
 
 `` SHUT THE FUCK UP!'' 
 
 `` Wow. Language.'' 
 
 `` *beep* *beep* *beep*'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Hello?'' 
 
 `` Hey Emma, this is James from the Near Object-'' 
 
 `` Do n't bother. I heard what you've done from Christine. Seriously, stop harrassing our female staff!'' 
 
 `` Whaaaa-? I did n't!'' 
 
 `` *slams* *beep* *beep* *beep*'' 
 
 `` Well, damn.''
