[ WP ] Quentin Tarantino gives up violence and profanity

Scene: low-income rental apartment, needs cleaning. Pan across room, widescreen shot. Close-up on face of man sleeping on couch. Male goon and Female goon chat just offscreen. 
 
 Male goon: `` Well as much as I respect him we do have a disagreement.'' 
 
 Wide-angle shot of kitchen table from above. Before each goon lies a walkie-talkie. A large ziplog bag, opened and spilling on the table, is full of frosted cheerios. Closeup shot of Female goon, who wipes powdered sugar from the corner of her mouth. 
 
 Female goon: `` I hear you, but I'm not sure our associate over there will.'' 
 
 Couch guy stirs, blurred silhouettes of Goons visible in foreground. Couch guy raises a walkie-talkie. 
 
 Couch Guy: `` Whoa, excuse me, who let you two individuals into my house?'' 
 
 Female goon: `` No need for alarm, we're here on business.'' 
 
 Couch guy: `` Beg your pardon, but it's hardly business hours.'' 
 
 Male goon: `` With all due respect, sir, our mutual business associate operates in a different time zone which makes coordinating meetings unfortunately troublesome. Anyway, he wants to know if you can pay in full by this friday.'' 
 
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 Scene: courtroom. Goons share a sober look of defeat. Male goon shrugs. 
 
 Male goon: `` Well it sure is a bummer about Mr. Nagasaki.'' 
 
 Female goon: `` His name, or the fact that he's in federal prison?'' 
 
 Male goon: `` Haha, with that attitude we'll see him soon!'' 
 
 Mr. Tarantino makes his obligatory cameo appearance with a walkie-talkie pointed at his head.
