[ WP ] At the beginning of creation , God says `` Let there be light , '' and is surprised to find that something is already there .

`` Come on. Turn that off! i'm trying to sleep here.'' It grumbled. 
 
 God looked down at the bed and the being tucked inside. It reminded God of himself, but then again, God had nothing else to compare it to. 
 
 `` Please? Just five more minutes man, come on.'' It complained. 
 
 God hesitated for a moment before dimming the light. He came down beside the being. 
 
 `` Who are you?'' God asked. 
 
 The being sat up from the bed and with an expression of extreme loathing it spoke: `` Ugh. I went back in time to the one point i thought no one would bother me and i'm instead kept up by YOU. Is it so much to ask for one good night's sleep?'' 
 
 God was annoyed: `` This is my universe! I decide what goes on, what are you doing here?'' 
 
 `` Trying to get some sleep! God, you are dense.'' It shot back. 
 
 Before God could say anything more the being pulled a remote control from underneath the covers of the bed and pressed a button. 
 
 `` I'll find somewhere else to sleep.'' It mumbled before vanishing in a puff of smoke. 
 
 For a good few moments God tried to process what just happened. With no further explanation he turned the lights back on.
