[ WP ] Sentient machines and humans live in harmony . Unfortunately , groups on both sides still stubbornly expect a genocidal war .

`` Should we invite Uncle Rudolf?'' said Vikki. 
 `` If only he comes without his wife,'' said Tristan with a smile. 
 `` Oh, poor Aunt Margie,'' pouted Vikki. 
 `` Yeah, poor bigot,'' replied Tristan. `` You remember what she said about my kind.'' 
 `` One time I found her stash of magazines. You can guess what they were.'' 
 `` Ugh,'' said Tristan, `` either _'Liberation'_ or _'They'_, correct?'' 
 `` Yep, _'Liberation'_,'' answered Vikki and slurped from her coffee mug. 
 `` Yeah, I think we're better off without them,'' said Tristan. 
 `` Uncle Rudolf will be disappointed,'' sighed Vikki and crossed her uncle off her list. 
 `` Well, my brother Dylan will also be disappointed,'' said Tristan. 
 `` We could put him on the same table as Uncle Rudolf,'' said Vikki. 
 `` You want a wedding or a bloodbath?'' asked Tristan. 
 `` Maybe a little bit of both?'' giggled Vikki. 
 `` Remember that time he met you? He was n't sure you were human or android, so he told me to accidentally cut you. When he finally learned, he swore you'd kill me in my sleep. He used to watch that TV show, _'Are They Pretending?'_'' 
 `` I might as well kill you, you know,'' Vikki winked. `` Unless, of course, you kill me first.'' 
 `` Did n't Aunt Margie used to tell you that? That I'll kill you in your sleep or something?'' 
 `` Only when she was drunk; she'd never say something like that sober in this day and age,'' said Vikki. 
 `` She has more in common with my brother. Maybe we _should_ put them on the same table after all.'' 
 `` Oh, it'll be the most entertaining wedding in history!'' 
 _'' Tonight, do n't miss the spectacular show'Human marries Android'! In this episode, they've invited radicals from both sides! You wo n't believe what happens next! Click here for more! `` _
