[ TT ] [ RF ] You 've got 20 minutes left on your shift , and the manager asks you to clean the bathroom .

`` Mephistos, be sure to clean the bathroom before we close up. Fairly certain I saw a group of harpies come out of there earlier, it's bound to be a disaster.'' 
 
 Mephistos heaved a sigh and shuffled towards the bathroom, glaring from under his spiked eyebrow ridges at Belphegor. Ever since he had been promoted to shift manager at the Ironic Punishment Division, Belphegor had been throwing his weight around a little too much. Mephistos of course knew it was only because he was distantly related to one of The Fallen, sixth cousin twice removed or some angelshit. 
 
 As he neared the bathroom he could already smell the blood and sulphur emenating from within. 
 
 *Great, * he thought, *one of the harpies must've been having her monthly blood frenzy. * 
 
 It always stank to high heaven whenever his roommate brought his harpy girlfriend over during `` that time of the month'' and he hated having to walk around on tip-toes hoping she could n't scent his fear. His cousin Mao still had that chunk missing from his nose for that very reason. 
 
 He cracked open the ancient door made of bone and animal horn and inside was just as he had dreaded, blood everywhere with piles of downy feather in the corners and broken wing shafts all over the sink. 
 
 *Fuckin' harpies, * he thought, *ugly as a newborn baby and always traveling in cliques glaring at everyone who does n't have wings. * He did n't see them too often in the Ironic Punishment Division, they usually stuck to their woods. Mephistos stifled a shiver, he only ever went there if he absolutely had to. Suicide Forest was a place that even the most hardened demon tended to walk quickly through. 
 
 Grabbing his bucket of pitch and mop, he set to work putting the bathroom back to it's normal dark and dank appearance, pulling a face every so often as he came across shed skin and other things best unmentioned. He swore to Baal, Belphegor was gon na get some nice and ironic payback for this one.
