[ WP ] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty .

‘ No way, dude. You could never pull that off. ’ 
 
 ‘ Ha, watch me then. I ’ ve been practicing, you know. ’ 
 
 ‘ Even then, man. You know how high we ’ re standing here? At least twenty meters, instant suicide! ’ 
 
 Harper said nothing as he looked over the edge, frowned his brow and shook his head. ‘ I can survive that. ’ 
 
 David sighed. ‘ All right man, if you want to ruin our team ’ s score, go ahead and fuck it up for all of us. Who cares about the team, right? ’ 
 
 His companion broke into laughter. ‘ Great, all the confirmation I needed. Thanks man, I ’ ll make sure to thank you in the compilation. ’ 
 
 David watched with a blank expression as his friend took a few steps backwards and started running towards the ledge the two of them had been standing near. ‘ Wait, stop! ’ he shouted, but Harper just smiled and took the leap. One turn, two turns, three – and *bam* – a no scope right into the face of the enemy camping underneath them. *He fucking did it*. 
 
 ‘ Saw it all? Got it on tape? ’ 
 
 David stared disbelievingly at his mate, indeed twenty meters lower than him, looking at him with a shit-eating grin. Harper shook his head, quietly mumbling to himself, ‘ I ’ ll be damned, the fucker equipped lightweight… ’ 

