[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

Just a normal day at Abaddon & Shaytan. Working for the law firm that represents one of the largest tech giants in the industry requires a lot of hard work and overtime for little pay. We have to be prepared and ready for anything and everything. Being blindsided is not an option in this business. Being a paralegal means I get to do all the grunt work, while my boss rakes in the big money. 
 
 Of course, my boss, is someone I could spend an eternity punishing. He is my opposite in everything. Mr. Lucy B. Abaddon. Smug Bastard. 
 
 Now, what really brings me to this literal hellhole of a job is a, sort of, promise I made to myself. I wanted to get a feel for how regular humans live their lives. How they make a living, what fears, or anxieties or angers, they could face on a daily basis. This helps me to evaluate the souls that come my way. To see who is deserving and who is not. Yes, you have probably figured out, I am God, although in this experiment I am known is Patric Archer. I have promised myself to live a normal life for at least 15 years. I am on year 10 and am ready to snap. 
 
 `` Patrick! I need that brief for the tech company A.S.A.P!'' Lucy's voice barked from the speaker on my desk. 
 
 Asshole, I thought to myself. `` Yes Sir! Mr. Abaddon. Let me get that printed out right away.'' 
 
 `` Why in the Hell is it Not already on my desk?! I told you to have it finished for me to look over first thing this morning! If you are going to cost me precious time, maybe you are n't motivated enough for this job!'' 
 
 As my fingers itched to hit the reply button on the speaker phone and strongly tell him to, `` Go To Hell!'' While also reminding that selfish asshat how he gave me the instructions to work up the brief, for the major patent hearing coming up later in the week, as he was leaving work the day before. I had to stay an extra 4 hours past regular business hours to complete said brief. He is Lucky to even have it finished this morning. 
 
 The hearing is n't for another four days and it is n't even over anything major. Just hammering out some technical details. So his attitude was completely uncalled for. If I did n't know any better I would suspect Mister Abaddon was the devil himself. That man reeks evil. Nothing is ever good enough or fast enough. No bonus pay for big settlements we win on behalf of the tech company. No overtime pay. I have to remind myself every 5 minutes why I am doing this. Why it is so important. But, if he tells me I am not motivated one more time. This Patric is coming out of the God closet! 
 
 `` PATRIC! Why in the Hell did you change the Font Size??!!??'' Said Mr. Lucy Abaddon right in my ear. 
 
 `` That's it! My Shit is Lost!'' I thought to myself as I stood up to my full height. Dropping any pretenses of being a normal mortal human being. I know my eyes were already glowing with a golden intensity. Standing at 7.5 feet trying to reign in my power and my anger while staring down at this measly, evil, asshole. No better than the lowest human..... `` What the Fucking Hell?!'' I yelled. `` Are you Fucking Kidding Me?'' 
 
 Lucy stood just as tall, eyes black as night staring straight into mine. I wanted to punch that stupid smirk off his ugly ass face. `` Well, Lucifer. I should have known. But, of course, I dampened my powers to live life humbly. How long have you known?'' I asked. 
 
 That demon bastard replied almost in a laugh,'' Since day 1.'' 
 
 
 

