[ WP ] Daniel is slowly driven insane from the constant `` DAMNNN DANIELLLL '' 's he recieves .

Daniel was watching TV one sunny afternoon. Troubled as he was with his new job, relationship, and life in general, he just wanted to relax. His past, so vivid like it was yesterday, brings up the old `` Damn Daniel'' joke. He decides that he wants nothing to do with it anymore. Inspired by his fervor, he decided to make a short video and placed it on his page. 
 
 `` I have had enough of these jokes. These...'' he seems visibly disturbed `` Damn Daniel jokes. I've had enough! This is the last time I want to hear it or see it, out of my own god damn mouth! I've had enough! This has gone on for THREE years now! Three! Memes do n't last this long! It dies out after two weeks at most! Please, for the love of god stop. I'm at my wits end here.'' 
 
 Tired after his small short rant, he takes a nap on his single mattress. `` Damn Daniel.'' He wakes up in a cold sweat. `` Jesus Christ! Gah!'' he reaches out for the vodka bottle on his side table. His phone buzzes. It's a notification on his video. 
 
 `` Damn Daniellll!'' it read. He dropped his phone on the ground. Visibly shaking, he attempts to pick it up. There was no notification on the phone. The phone buzzes again. 
 
 `` BACK AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS'' Daniel stares blankly at the phone. He wants out, to escape from this hell he made for internet popularity. The phone rang. He threw it on the ground, cracking the screen in half, still ringing and crawling on the floor. 
 
 Backing up against his bedroom door, he walks into the living room. The TV still runs. He decides to watch some TV to distract himself. The talk show host on the badly lit fluorescent TV screen was introducing a new guest. `` Now, introducing our guest of honor! The one who in the matter of three days, yes, three, became an internet sensation! Please welcome, Damn Daniel!'' 
 
 `` Oh my god - What the hell? W-what? No, no this is n't...'' 
 
 `` Daniel, are you alright bud?'' The host asks while the crowd laughs. 
 
 `` Who are - where am I?'' 
 
 `` Back at it again, Daniel?'' The crowd bursts in laughter. 
 
 `` This is n't funny. Where am I?'' 
 
 `` Damn Daniel! Do n't you remember anything?'' The crowd engulfs with laughter. `` You're on the Tonight's Show!'' 
 
 Daniel stares blankly at the monitor. The monitor, badly lit, shows him on the stage along with some guy. He remembers that he is on set, talking about his success as the creator of the Damn Daniel video. 
 
 `` So Daniel, after all your success so far, how do you feel?'' 
 
 `` I want to die.'' 
 
 The crowd, so hungry for a reaction takes the final blow: 
 
 `` DAMNNN DANIELLLL!'' 
 
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