[ WP ] You wake up from your slumber to an unimaginable sound . Distant sound of a bell tolls , accompanying the harrowing noise of the trumpet . You stand up to realize you are in a broken down church , with people running around screaming for the Lord to forgive them .

BLGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
 
 A deafening blare sounded in the distance. 
 
 BLGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
 
 There was that sound again. 
 
 Even louder this time. 
 
 BLGRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 
 
 The sound was bone shattering. 
 
 I opened my eyes and looked up. The ceiling was painted with angels and clouds. It appeared that I was in some sort of holy building. I tried to raise my arm, but I found no energy to do so. My body was numb. 
 
 `` LORD PLEASE FORGIVE US!'' shouted someone. 
 
 I turned my head and saw a group of people in black robes drop candles they were holding. They were making their way to the door. 
 
 *'' Wait, do n't go'' * I thought. *'' What is going on? `` * 
 
 `` WHO LOCKED THE DOORS?'' screamed one of the robed men in fear. 
 
 Suddenly I felt stronger than ever. A surge of energy rushed into my head. Yes. I could feel it. The great power. 
 
 As I regained my strength, I began to float. I lifted my demonic claw arm and pointed it at another group of robed men gazing at me in fear. They disintegrated immediately. Their souls and fear empowered me. I floated off the pentagram drawn on the ground and approached the man shaking the door furiously. 
 
 `` Thank you very much'' I said with a low raspy voice. 
 
 The man turned into a pig and was promptly turned in bacon. 
 
 I took the bacon and threw it at the large ceiling. The ceiling crumbled as I floated through the newly created hole. 
 
 It was dusk. The city was on fire. The church's bell was ringing. People were scrambling everywhere. 
 
 `` Thank you for summoning me'' I thought as I projected the message into the minds of everyone in the city. 
 
 Meteors fell from the sky, falling on crowds of people and boats trying to leave the doomed city. 
 
 It was me. Hitler. 
 

