[ WP ] In the beginning , there was just one cat following you , then two , then three , then a dozen . It keeps increasing and you 're sure it started after updating your Facebook relationship status .

Selena glumly walked home, wondering if something was wrong with her. Jackson had just dropped the bomb that he was getting back together with his ex, just when Selena thought things were getting serious. 
 
 This made 4 boyfriends in 6 months that had left Selena for someone else and she could n't understand why. She was n't a model or anything, but she was pretty enough. She had a solid career and great friends, but guys just kept leaving. Selena did hate being single, but she did n't think she was clingy or crazy or anything like that. 
 
 `` Maybe I'm just destined to be alone.'' Selena thought, as she mindlessly set her Facebook status back to single. 
 
 A response came in almost instantly. `` Aww, you guys looked so cute together too, let's get drinks!'' 
 
 Selena knew Stacey meant well, but who tells someone that right after a breakup? 
 
 `` Meow.'' 
 
 A cat that Selena had noticed was now following her. In full self pity mode she said, `` you do n't want to follow me, you'll just abandon me too.'' 
 
 `` Meow.'' The cat shook its head, as if saying no. 
 
 Selena swore that cat had responded with a legitimate head shake, but laughed at herself and resumed walking. She was in a pathetic state, but she was n't going to be silly enough to think a cat could understand her. 
 
 Before long a second, then a third cat began following her. This was getting a little weird. 
 
 `` Shoo!'' Selena waved her arm at the cats, again realizing how silly she was being expecting the cats to understand. 
 
 `` Meow!'' All three meowed in unison and shook their heads no. 
 
 Now Selena was freaked out. She took one step backwards, turned around, and took off running. By the time she got home she looked back and saw over a dozen cats chasing after her. 
 
 Slamming the door, Stacey fell to the floor of her apartment, finally safe from those cats. Or so she thought. Cat after cat jumped through her open kitchen window. 
 
 Now over 20 cats had Selena completely surrounded. 
 
 Selena lost it, `` WHAT DO YOU WANT?!'' She did n't know why, but she knew the moment she spoke a response would come. 
 
 `` Meow!'' Now dozens of cats meowed and nodded their heads to her computer where another cat sat. They cleared a path and allowed her to walk over to it. 
 
 Selena sat down and stared at the monitor. It took a minute, but then she finally realized what she was looking at. The website was called BreakTheBitch and a specific post dated 6 months ago was up on her monitor. 
 
 `` All right guys, you know the drill. SG dumped the wrong guy! It's time to BTB!'' 
 -JL 
 
 SG... those were here initials, but could this really be talking about her? JL... could that be Justin? She'd broken up with him almost 2 years ago, why would he do something now. There was a single link on the page, and it directed to Selena's OKCupid page. 
 
 Selena could hardly believe it, but she checked the first message she had gotten 6 months ago and it came the same day as the BTB post. 
 
 `` Those fucking...'' Selena was now furious. For the last 6 months of her life these guys had been toying with her life. 
 
 The computer beeped. A message on OKCupid from a Jason Bryant showing his interest. Selena switched back to the BTB forum and saw the newest post on the thread about her. 
 
 `` Tag I'm it.'' 
 -JB 
 
 Selena put her hands on her face, `` How could they do this?'' 
 
 `` Meow!'' A number of the cats changed their position and spelled out the word `` Bad'' on her floor. 
 
 Selena glanced over to the small army of cats. Despite this entire occurrence taking under 20 minutes, Selena had somehow accepted the feline assistance, it felt... right. `` And why are you guys here?'' 
 
 `` Meow!'' The word `` Revenge'' was spelled out on the floor. 
 
 A smile crossed her face. `` And what will you do for me?'' 
 
 There was no Meow this time, just the word `` Anything''. 
 
 Selena's smile widened. Maybe being single was n't so bad after all.
