[ WP ] You wake up on an Island . Tell me about it .

I've just spent the last hour throwing rocks at a coconut. I now hate coconuts. 
 
 Its a common assumption that all islands in the middle of the ocean have coconuts growing on their tree's. Thankfully, this one fulfilled the stereotype. Lucky too -- there does n't appear to be much else here. No animals, no fish, no bananas, not even a poisonous berry bush. Just me and the coconuts. Brilliant. 
 
 I'm subconsciously hoping that this is some sort of weird dream. I mean, yeah, my dreams are unreasonably surreal, but this is different. When I opened my eyes, I was on a beach. I could feel every grain of sand on my skin, the dampness of the waves as they gingerly washed over half of my body, then retreating. Bleh. 
 
 Getting hungry. 
 
 I think I'll try again at the coconut.
