[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

I've been working in the Punchline Bar for 6 months now, I love my job, but this gimmicks gon na lead to the murder suicide of an entire pub! 
 
 I'm getting used to my job now, but 6 O clock every day one of these situations happens and everyone turns and looks at me while I rack my brains for the bloody punchline! 
 
 Anyway, last night, a Jew, a Hindu and an Eskimo walked in and I got ta tell ya, I was fucked, the whole place grinds to a halt as everyone turns as one to stare at me as I rack my poor addled brain for the line. 
 Time has no meaning now, the air turns to treacle, the earth slows down and I stand there with sweat pouring off me. 
 
 Then, it comes to me. Like those three little drips when you think its all over, like nailing a perfect reverse park, like your childs first steps, like your favourite band striking up your favourite song in the encore, like a wish that comes true...... 
 
'What a culturally diverse community we live in'!. 
 
 And the world spins on again, and I return to my stack of barman joke books.... 
 
 

