[ WP ] You are watching TV and the program is cut off by an emergency broadcast . The presenter says that there is a massive meteor coming for earth and there is no chance for survival for humanity . What do you do in your last 3 hours alive ?

Three hours notice? Thanks a lot NASA. Were n't they supposed to be monitoring this kind of shit? Oh well. I guess I'll make do. I picked up my phone and dialed my parents. The line was busy. I hung up and tried Julia's house. She answered. And I told her everything I'd ever felt for her. How I had loved her since we were just kids on the playground. How I loved her all along even though she had married Michael. She called me a creep and hung up. 
 After that was off my chest I did n't know what else to do. My family was on the other side of the world. My closest friends were probably already wasted. I did n't want to turn the tv back on. I knew I would n't like what I saw. So I grabbed my gun from its case and went up to my bedroom. I sat down on the end of my bed and figured if I had to go out, at least I could go out my way. I loaded in a clip and pressed the cold barrel of my.45 to my forehead. An hour went by, and I still could n't bring myself to pull that trigger. 
 I got up and took my gun with me. I went outside and hopped into my jeep. If I had to die in the next hour and a half, at least I could have some fun before it was all over. I decided I'd go loot some whiskey or something. Then I'd go shoot stuff until the meteor destroyed it all. I turned on my radio and to my surprise they were still talking about tomorrow. I wondered what their issue was. Had they not heard anything? Were they so stupid that they had ignored the warnings on tv? 
 I switched stations and it was the same thing. Announcers acting like nothing was going on. I pulled out my phone and googled `` meteor coming at earth'' and `` world ending today''. All that turned up was some crazy conspiracy shit. 
 I turned my car around and drove back home. I went inside and turned my tv back on to the Fox station I had just been watching two hours and fifty minutes ago. A news anchor was on talking. I turned up the volume. `` We would like to apologize for our viewers, we let out a story without proper research into its truthfulness. The world is not ending, there was simply a large insect on the lens of our telescope.'' 
 Goddamn you Fox News!
