[ TT ] `` Ugh , these touch screens are so hard to use with talons . ''

`` Ugh, these touch screens are so hard to use with talons'' groaned my girlfriend as she smashed her phone by mistake. She was n't always a dragon taking up half the bedroom- that happened last Tuesday. 
 
 She was a journalist, spunky and full of spirit, hot too ( but that admittedly was just icing on the cake ). One day she was reporting on a small little shop that had just opened up in town. Nobody really knew much about it, but there had been... *complaints*. They ranged from noise, to harassment, to even kidnapping- serious stuff. 
 
 That said, my girlfriend tore into them with her interview, berating them for everything from zoning code violations to not responding to allegations. After a good thirty minutes, get camera suddenly died. No, the battery did n't die, the camera just kind of... Crumpled I'm on itself. The owners of the shop apologized and gave her a gold bracelet as some meager form of compensation. They called `` Watch that draconian tongue of yours, you're warranted to show how much of a monster you really are!'' To her as she left. 
 
 Now, I love my girlfriend to death, but she's got a mouth. And it just so happens those whackos at that shop gave her a wonderfully cursed bracelet that turned her more and more into a dragon the more she was condescending, sarcastic, or rude. 
 
 
 She lasted about a day. 
 
 `` I know honey, do n't worry, I'm working on fixing this!'' 
 
 `` Who said *I* was worried?'' She snarled `` I'd be more concerned for the old couple I'm about to devour for ruining my career!'' 
 
 
 That's my lovely, loving girlfriend for you...
