[ WP ] A man gets hired as a librarian . There 's just one problem : he has OCD .

I always loved the smell of fresh books. Old ones and new ones, sacred ones and graphic ones. I loved books. It was obvious to me that I should be a librarian. 
 
 I always dreamed of it. The silence, with only occasional whispers to shank the pure serenity. 
 
 When the posting came up on Craigslist I was ecstatic. `` LIBRARIAN FOR HIRE. NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED'' 
 
 The interview was simple. But I was a little nervous beforehand. 
 
 As I sat there in the waiting rooms uncomfortable chair I had to use the restroom. I went and did my business and stared into the mirror. 
 
 I could n't get the germs off my hands. I had to get them off. I could n't. 
 
 My hands started to bleed. I went into my suit jacket and grabbed a bottle of Xanax. 
 
 The books being out of line? It does n't bother me. 
 
 `` Not alphabetical?'' Oh well. 
 
 None of it bothers me, but everyone keeps complaining about the blood in the books. That I'm sick of hearing.
