[ WP ] The largest pirate ship of the 1700 's is transported in time to 2014 where the crew encounters a lone modern day U.S. Navy battleship . Thinking they can destroy it , the pirate ship decides to attack the battleship . What happens next from the point of view of the crew of the battleship ?

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 Strange, to see a sailing in these waters. Impossible, really. 
 Captain ordered us to slow down, he was curious. 
 The ancient sailing ship slowly made an arc to come alongside. The Spanish flag flew from its mast in the salty air, at least it did until they raised the Jolly Roger. A couple fresh faced officers spat some coffee out, amateurs. 
 They made to broadside us, cannons coming forth from panels on the hull. They shot at the hull, some glancing off, some denting the hull and a couple lucky shots making holes in the grey. If they had known what hell was waiting for them I doubted they would have fired. 
 The mechanical whir of the main gun brought some confusion to the pirates and the boarding ladders and ropes began to fall into the sea. A couple seconds later, the wooden ship was splinters along the port side.
