[ FF ] A fruitless conversation

`` I think being a vegetarian was a missed steak, Tara.'' 
 
 `` What? Being a vegetarian is amazing! Do n't you relish all of the animals you're saving?'' 
 
 `` No more PETA talk, Tara... or else I'll beet you.'' 
 
 `` Okay! okay! It was just a harmless joke. Anyways, lettuce begin to get to the root of your existential veganism.'' 
 
 `` Well.... for starters... I have n't yet mustard the strength to drop meat. Plus there's no thyme for me to cook! I got ta get fast food or else I'm gon na die starving. I do n't even think I carrot all about the benefits, I just want to feel good after eating.'' 
 
 `` Oh, Bruce, you ca n't just turnip your nose at everything vegan. You're just bean a picky eater. If you want to ketchup to my level, you have to start changing your habits!'' 
 
 `` Tara Rhutes, you are one crazy woman. Anyways, I have to go. Brock is probably waiting for me.'' 
 
 `` Wait, Brock? Brock Lee? Is n't he Chuck Pea's cousin?'' 
 
 `` Yup. That's the man. Listen, I got ta go now. And Tara...'' 
 
 `` What is it Bruce?'' 
 
 `` I just wanted you to know, this has been a fruitless conversation. So thank shallot for wasting my time.'' 
 
 `` Well, at least I even carrot all about you. Bye.''
