[ WP ] You are an elite pickpocket . Describe your lifestyle .

First off, it's not fun. Creeping, waiting, spending money on a coffee so you can sip while you tail the soon to be victim. Remember kids, crime does n't pay. But it is the thrill, the thought that it all could go downhill before the Po-pos scream, `` GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!'' 
 
 Course this screaming came from the television, as I just got back from a haul. My boots rest on a computer tower as I snacked on Cheese-Its and Peace tea; For those who never drank the stuff, it tastes like tea with a hint of can, which it was stored. 
 
 I slept like a babe that night but the next morning I was on the scout once more. The Coffee shop owner and employees recognized me by name and we conversed about little nothings until a woman caught my eye. 
 
 `` Junior?'' The barista tapped my shoulder to get my attention. `` Would you like the usual today?'' 
 
 `` Yes please.'' I muttered, pulling out my platinum credit card to pay for the drink. I take a seat in the corner of the room, sipping away time and the minty brew as the woman idled with her coffee. Soon my love, all your things will belong to me.
