[ WP ] Write the next best Copypasta .

You're a buttfuck, you know? You're an absolute piece of shit. You're a fucking skidmark on the fabric of the universe. You *fucking* piece of shit, you've got your foot shoved so far up your mouth it's coming out the other side! When you talk, the sound coming out of your mouth is cancer. You sound like fucking cancer. If it was possible to kill people with a thought, you'd live because nobody wants to think of you. Your train of thought falls off the cliff of thought as it approaches the mountain of thought and falls into the ravine of thought and explodes and kills all your passengers. All your passengers are *dead*. Do n't understand me? Well, I do n't understand you either, you walking abortion. Your face is literally a fucking ass, with shit coming out of the hole there every time you talk and falling in other peoples' ears. Yo estoy baboso, you know. That means you're a fucking retard in Spanish. I did n't think you'd get that, since you clearly do n't even have any clue how to speak freaking English. 
 
 You buttfuck. 
 

