[ WP ] You work at a call center giving customer service to the magic community .

`` Hello, this is Baelzar, how may I help you today?'' I say as I appear in a blast of sulfurous smoke. The young man on the outside of the summoning circle stares at me dumbfounded. A newbie. Just my luck. 
 
 `` Uh...'' He says. `` I Uh... Cast a basic love spell and now, I ca n't go outside anymore without uh...'' he coughs. 
 
 `` Could you give me the spell identifier please?'' I say. My scales are already beginning to flake in the disgustingly pure air of the human realm. 
 
 `` Ah. Uhm...'' He rummages around in his schoolbag and pulls out a tattered spell-book. Second hand would be a generous term. `` Ah. Spell... UndGalMedDonGraph'' 
 
 `` Enochian? I'd advise in future you stick with this'' I sigh as I take out a slim black book. `` The Black Bible contains a list of all spells and their numerical identifier codes. Now, this particular spell cast with...'' I glance at the book. `` Grimoire 15. Just give me a moment to look that up'' I say, with a fang-filled smile as the sulfur rises around me. 
 
 A few brief moments of respite as I look up the recently cast spells. I take a look at the page that drifts out of the archives. 
 
 `` Alright'' I say, returning. There is banging on the door, screams of desire. `` This is a rather common error. You just forgot to define the scope, so what you need to do is go to the magic circle'' I follow as the young man goes over. `` Ok. Now you need to carve a number, preferably a Roman numeral into the...'' I glance at the page. `` 7th circle, over the symbol there.'' The man does so, and the screams from outside are replaced with the general hubbub of confused people. 
 
 `` Thank you for using Black Magic, your cost for this call was the life of three mice to be offered midnight, on the new moon. Have a nice day''
