[ EU ] You wake up in the Marvel universe , but your cell phone can still access our universe 's Wikipedia page and is only visible to you . Everyone else only sees a static picture .

I am Static, owner of a magic tablet that tells me everything about the universe. I have no physical power to protect said tablet, but have privacy over the ability to use it, therefore it is always in your advantage to keep me alive. I am useful to every foe, for I can tell them secrets. The future, even. But I demand favors in return. Once, Viper gave me a handjob so that she could know secrets about Captain America. It was very hot. Anyway, I am in the business of secrets. If you are in need of certain information, ask me and we'll work out some arrangement. 
 
 - Static
