[ WP ] A dyslexic devil worshipper attempts to sell his soul to Santa .

Well when I summoned you I figured you would look different but no matter, I supposed it would be easier to make the literal incarnation of terror and misery more child-like and visually appealing. Marketing huh? 
 
 Anyways, I believe I have something for you. In return for my eternity, I would like to be your lieutenant. Loyally, gracefully, forever by your side. Together we could rule the world, under, over and top. Obviously since you're here there's a top right? With your powers and my....*moxy*...., 
 maybe we can get somewhere. 
 
 Wait. 
 What. 
 What the fuck do you mean I did the wrong sepll? ( huehuehue )
