[ WP ] One side of your family is filled with superheroes . The other side of your family is filled with supervillains . Thanksgiving sucks .

Every year it is the same shit. 
 They can never be peaceful. 
 I just want to eat my turkey in peace, but as soon as we are all sitting on the table it starts. 
 Johny of course `` accidentally'' puts down his glasses and ray beams Paul in the knee. 
 Meanwhile George has to steal the wine out of Lewis glass, the one fucking thing his water powers are useful for. 
 At the end of the table, Clark, the `` special'' kid in our family, is too retarded to controll his powers once again and just straight fucking cleaves the table in 2 parts instead of cutting his turkey. 
 That seems to be enough for the others and they try to kill them once again, like every god damn christmas. 
 Luckily my power allows me to stop their powers and make them peacefull, at least physically. 
 
 Its still pretty shitty to live with people that have to kill each other as soon as they see them, 
 
 but i guess i made the best out of it 

