[ WP ] Imagine a world where dating and job hunting are switched . Dating now involves sending emails and resumes , while people seeking employment frequent the hottest clubs .

“ There, chick by the bar in the sandals. ” My wingman pointed out the blonde out to me. 
 
 “ They ’ re all wearing sandals. ” I start to say but he cuts off me. 
 
 “ That mother does salsa bro. I ’ ll bribe the DJ to put on some salsa, you go get her on the dance floor before somebody else pounces on her. ” 
 
 “ But that ’ s not why I ’ m… ” I start to say again, but he ’ s already pushing me towards her. 
 
 “ Don ’ t over think it bro, you just got ta do it. ” I ’ m frantically looking over my shoulder for our other friends, but it ’ s too late. I practically slam into the poor girl that he ’ s trying to introduce me to. My wingman doesn ’ t even give me time to excuse myself. 
 
 “ Have you met Brian? ” He asks, before darting off for the DJ. I can ’ t believe he pulled a HIMYM. 
 
 “ No I haven ’ t. ” The lady says, turning to address me. “ How ’ s it going Brian? ” She asks, knocking back a small glass of wine. 
 
 “ Uh, alright ma ’ am. ” I mentally curse my wingman for thrusting me into this. “ How would you like to dance? ” As if on cue salsa music comes on over the speakers. 
 
 “ I ’ d love to dance. ” She says, extending a hand for me to lead her onto the floor. 
 
 As I reach to take her hand, she suddenly jerks it back. “ Tell me though, have you been a naughty boy? ” She asks. I ’ m taken aback. That ’ s a pretty forward question to ask a stranger. 
 
 “ Ma ’ am? ” I ask. 
 
 “ Are you a naughty boy? When was the last time you went to confession? ” The mother superior asks me. 
 
 “ Uh, last Christmas ma ’ am? About six months ago. ” The mother looks down her nose at me. 
 
 “ Young man, don ’ t you think it ’ s best to have a clean conscience when pursuing a vocation? ” She asks. 
 
 “ Yes ma ’ am. ” I reply meekly. The mother looks at me for a second longer, then turns away, our little chat clearly ended. 
 
 Brian has been watching from the wing and swoops in at this moment. 
 
 “ Dude, what are you doing. You ’ ve been praying for that seminary slot for a solid month! That ’ s like 3 novenas man. ” I glare at him. 
 
 “ Exactly man, so why are you trying to set me up with a nun. Do I look like a chick to you? Besides, she figured out I haven ’ t been hitting the reconciliation as hard as the friars be hitting it. ” My wingman facepalms. 
 
 “ Dude, that was your in! I knew you needed to be working on your contrition. That ’ s why I set you up with her. She knows friar Thompson and you know Thompson be rocking the mad absolution. All you had to do was get her to set you up with a little confessional time and you could ’ ve totally been in the seminary bro! ” 
 
 Sidenote: OP, this prompt is awesome! I am issuing a certificate to you that may be redeemed at a later date for my first born child.
