[ WP ] Kim Jong Il simple steps to harmonious living .

Dear diary, they do not understand me. They only want to make the military more powerful. I feel like a mushroom sometimes, kept in the dark and told to read something. But I must do it for it is my position in the government. But I've been secretly trying to add lines into my speeches, hiding them so the military men do not find out about my plans. 
 
 And so, here are my, Kim Jong Il's 4 Steps to a Brighter Future: 
 
 * Strive for tolerance and love! I watched an American show called My Little Pony and I think the message is true. We must tolerate all others. The petty feuding with South Korea has gone on too long and we must become as one nation again. But how? I will have my scientists create stupid missiles that do n't work. Maybe the west will see my attempts to sabotage from within. 
 
 * Better care for my people. I see merit in the Care package President Obama is creating, though I do not know the details. Perhaps I will implement my own plan of free healthcare with no taxes after I see his in action. 
 
 * Reduction in military power. I do n't know where to begin with this one. The military is so fanatically geared towards being for show that I do not know what else to do. Maybe secretly denounce them from a fake twitter account or something. I dunno. 
 
 * And my last step, getting the United States famous people on my side. I think I made friends with a few already. I need to speak with Alec Baldwin though. He has ideas. 
 
 Anyway Diary, I think that you are the only one that listens to me. Now I must go to a stupid military planning meeting. I just wan na watch Happy Days and eat popcorn. 
 
 Ugh.
