[ WP ] A man with above average intelligence wishes for the world to be smarter . He is delighted to find that his wish has come true , until he realizes that he is now the least intelligent man in the world .

“ Congratulations, Steve. Your wish has been granted. The world is now smarter, ” said the genie. 
 
 Steve pumped his fist. “ Yes. How smart am I now? ” 
 
 “ You ’ re still the same intelligence. ” 
 
 Steve furrowed his brow. “ What? I wished for the whole world to be smarter. I ’ m part of the whole world. ” 
 
 The genie tsked. “ You should have worded your wish better, Steve. You are, in fact, not part of the world. ” 
 
 “ What the hell are you talking about? ” 
 
 “ Repeat your wish. ” 
 
 Steve ground his teeth and clenched his jaw as he spoke. “ I wish for the world to be smarter. ” 
 
 The genie smiled. “ And I did that. ” 
 
 “ Once again, what the hell are you talking about? ” 
 
 “ I made the world smarter. ” 
 
 A voice boomed. It sounded like it came from all around them with no definite source. “ What the fuck? What the fuck is all this shit? ” 
 
 Steve slapped his hands over his ears. The genie continued to float above the ground. He didn ’ t seem to be affected. “ What ’ s going on? ” screamed Steve. 
 
 “ Holy shit. Have I been asleep this entire time? Oh, man. I ’ ve really got to take a shower, ” boomed the voice. 
 
 The genie opened his arms. “ I made the world smarter. ” 
 
 “ Shit. I ’ m all infested. Crap ’ s growing all over me. ” 
 
 “ Literally? ” said Steve. 
 
 “ Where are all my jungles? What the hell did they do? Why is it so fucking hot? ” 
 
 “ Literally, ” said the genie. 
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