[ WP ] Mother Nature assumes her bodily form and takes a one year trip around the world . Share an entry from her journal .

September 15th, 2014 
 
 Just crossed the Mississippi again, but a little further north this time. It's definitely much cleaner up here, but then again the average port-a-john is likely cleaner than it was down in New Orleans. I am still a little bummed about that, but the food and the music < i > almost < /i > makes up for it. I will have to remember to thank the big guy for creating the shrimp. Not that he needs his ego boosted any more than it already is, but yeah, those came out really well. 
 
 I should n't be surprised by what the people have done to... well, to me. They are selfish and short-sighted by nature, kind of like the big guy. No shocker there, when he created them in his image it was bound to end up this way. For the most part everything looks like what I expected. It was better the last time I came down, but back then their idea of technology involved smelting tin and copper. I was fine with it staying like that but he had to start tinkering with them. `` Let's make them smarter,'' he said. `` It will be fun,'' he said. Yeah, fun. For him, maybe. I wish I would have stopped him, but I have to admit it was getting a little boring watching the whales and fish swim back and forth. We should have stopped with the dinosaurs, at least they were pretty. 
 
 I will admit there are some that are finally figuring out the consequences of what they are doing. The damage is n't irreversible yet, but I can only hold out for so long. I met a couple of farmers that were trying their best, but a couple here and there are n't going to fix everything. I have been dropping hints to people as much as I am allowed to within the guidelines he gave me, but damn, some of them are as dumb as a box of rocks.'Smarter' my ass. 
 
 Next time I am going to tell him that he can have the planet and I get the animals. We'll see how much he likes it when I start messing up his sandbox. That'll teach him!
