[ WP ] Jockeys at the Kentucky Derby have stopped caring about what people think about their horse 's names are . Commentate the last leg of the Derby .

And it's Fuck My Life closing the gap between Eat Shit and Die, who's running neck-and-neck with Fucking Asshole Customers! 
 
 Burn In Hell has just passed Smegma and is setting his sights on the backside of Piss Up A Rope. Piss Up A Rope just took a nasty spill and wiped out Skidmark! 
 
 Hold on a minute! It's amazing! Pierced Clitoris has found another gear and has overtaken Piss Up A Rope AND Fuck My Life! It's the last stretch and it's going to be a photo finish between Pierced Clitoris, Eat Shit And Die, and Fucking Asshole Customers! 
 
 And it's Eat Shit And Die by a nose!! The trifecta is Eat Shit And Die, Pierced Clitoris, and Fucking Asshole Customers. The rest of the finishing field is Burn In Hell followed by Smegma who is followed by Batshit Crazy, who never stood a chance. Piss Up A Rope and Skidmark both trot across the finish line. 
 
 What a historic day, racing fans! One for the ages!
