[ WP ] You discover that Earth is the `` North Korea '' of the galaxy

It happened by fluke when a Czarnian turned up looking to make a documentary on the most'third world' world he could find. He was planning on Neptune, but his boss had told him that there was more demand for information on earth. Marketing had said so. 
 
 Grobo the fictional Czarnian, went over to Earth in the year 2015 AD, the same as the year 666 @ $, according to the Czarnian calendar. 
 
 I met Grobo at a bar when he asked for a pan-galactic knargle blaster. Also, he had his towel with him, but that was just to wipe his mouth after drink. Clearly, this man was a force to be reckoned with. 
 
 On our first meeting, Grobo looked me up and down asked me what all the fuss was about. 
 
 *** 
 
 29th Jan 2015 
 
 `` You look alright'' said a bearded man that I walked past. 
 
 `` Huh?'' I said, and then thought to myself..... 
 
 `` No no, I'm not interested in that sort of thing, no offense..'' I added. Still, I was just a little flattered. 
 
 The man looked puzzled.He looked around at the street, taking in a number of people in view and then returned to me. 
 
 `` All you earthlings look the same on the outside anyways'' he said, no taking on a more serious tone. `` But you're the first guys who is n't emitting noxious fumes on the zenith plane''. 
 
 Now, that was definitely a complement. `` Thanks'' I said, unsure of whether I should add anything. 
 
 `` How about I buy you a drink?'' he asked `` if it's not too forward'' he added as an afterthought. I snorted ( or made an approximate sound ) and said `` yeah, of course it's good. I mean who turns down a free drink right?'' 
 
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 Present 
 
 Grobo tapped his forehead thoughtfully.
