[ WP ] A child has acended to become the God of planet Earth by accident . Turns out ( s ) he is actually quite good at it .

“ Dude, have you heard? ” 
 “ Heard what? ” I replied. My friend John had a wild but concerned look in his eyes. 
 “ Somehow, and don ’ t ask me how, but a six year old girl has ascended to become a goddess! We are all totally screwed! ” 
 “ Wait, what? How is that possible? ” 
 “ No idea, but just think about it. All the power in the world in the hands of a child! She doesn ’ t know how the world works, but now she is in charge of everything! Oh, my god, how are we going to… ” 
 John trailed off and walked away, lost in his own rant. 
 
 The next day I saw John again. “ Dude, have you heard? ” 
 “ Heard what? ” I replied. He was excited, but seemed much more optimistic than yesterday. 
 “ The little girl just ended all major military conflicts. ” 
 “ No way! How did she do that? ” 
 “ She just yelled, ‘ Momma told me to play nice. Everyone play nice! ’ and anyone who didn ’ t play nice was wiped off the face of the earth. ” 
 “ Huh. How about that. ” 
 
 The next day was more of the same. “ Dude, have you heard? ” 
 “ Heard what? ” 
 “ The little girl just ended world hunger! ” 
 “ No way! How did she do that? ” 
 “ She just yelled, ‘ Momma told me to share. Everyone share! ’ and everyone who didn ’ t share was wiped off the face of the earth. ” 
 “ Huh. How about that. ” 
 
 I saw John again the next day. 
 “ Dude, have you— “ 
 “ Yeah, yeah, what did she do today? ” 
 “ She ended all verbal abuse! ” 
 “ Let me guess, she yelled ‘ Momma says if you don ’ t have anything nice to say, don ’ t say anything at all! ’ and anyone who didn ’ t speak kindly was wiped off the face of the earth. ” 
 “ You got it. ” 
 How about that. Just three days and the world was a much better place, just from following the value system of a little girl. 

