[ WP ] There was a lonely dragon who could n't make friends . So lots of different animals would take pity on him and try to be his friend but in his excitement he would set them on fire .

Once upon a time, there was a dragon that loved to play with all the animals and mythic beings. But after awhile this dragon would get excited and accidentally burn them with fire when laughing or playing. 
 
 Then one day, when the dragon just burned half his playmates and they all ran away, a rock golem stayed. `` Haha!'' He laughed a hearty solid laugh. `` You ca n't burn me!'' 
 
 `` Wow. That is so cool! Literally!'' They laughed and laughed. And they played and played and then lived happily ever after. 
 
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