[ WP ] Somebody changed The Laws of Robotics .

I slowly walked down the long alleyway to my apartment, stopping to buy a can of Surge from the robot vender outside of the door. I flipped backpack to one arm as I entered the building only to drop it and have the contents spew out on to the floor. The Maidbot started walking to me while saying, 
 `` Let me get that for you si-si-sssssssssss SHIT!''. 
 Appalled by its remark i stood in silence it started to spin and flail madly, finally stopping And looking at me dead in the eyes. 
 `` You are an asshole!'' It screamed as it lunged at me. 
 I ducked under a small table in the lobby, the Maidbot hit the wall, Its head smashing into a number of parts a hyperbole could n't even describe. 
 `` That's some Maximum Override Shit right there,'' 
 remarked a bald, 3d tattooed, scarred man who was standing in the hallway leading to the bathroom. 
 A large explosion rattled the building, screams rang out from the street and a few gunshots were heard, despite guns being banned 10 years ago. 
 `` Follow me'' I told the man standing in the hallway. 
 I started walking to the door, when the vender robot burst throw the window holding a sword in which he had on display, He lunged at the bald man, slicing his neck and spewing blood onto the floor and walls. 
 `` YO, VENDY'' I yelled, his attention turning to me, I then charged at him, diving through his legs, the sword smashing down behind me, I sent a stream of soda up to the back of his head. A flash of green and blue accompanied a large popping noise and hissing. The robot then fell to the floor, only to have its head burst into flames. I slowly got up finding my legs to be bleeding profusely, `` The fucker got me'' I said as a limped to the door. I climbed into a abandoned hover-cart, my ears being pounded by loud Music and explosions. I had done it, I change the rule of robotics, only to have it back fire on me. I turned my head to the left to see children being murdered by a teacher. I then flew the hover-cart into the teachers bot head, screaming `` We ai n't need no education, a brick wall came up close. That's all that I remember, now suspended in the air as a offering to the bots. 
 
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 That was my first post so sorry about the formatting and crappy ending. 

