[ WP ] Describe you and your friends as if you were members of a crime family .

**The Doolittle Syndicate- Intricate group of diverse people all split up into smaller sets. No racial bias seen as of yet. Very tightly knit but loosely organized. Definite Potential. Following description given by member brought in for questioning. Did n't give up anything to incriminate the group. Did however refer to himself as a criminal as well as the group as a whole. ** 
 
 
 
 *The Triangle Palm Tree Brothers- Like a small brotherhood within the Syndicate. Despite this they probably experience the most in fighting. Always so political and self righteous. I love'em all to death but honestly I want to bash their skulls together half the time. * 
 
 `` Dirty'' Dan P.- If a crime family had a treasurer it would be this guy. I would n't trust the clumsy bastard with holding a fine point pen. But a ball point, a notebook and some numbers and he can make it work. That or a baseball bat. He's the group equivalent to the `` Bear Jew.'' 
 
 Chandler `` The Roller Coaster'' D.- He would be legal adviser. He has great ideas and simple solutions to complicated problems. But, I mean we ca n't risk letting him do much else. He's either got the best luck or the worst luck depending on the day. Hence `` Roller Coaster.'' Walter said it best: `` You're either gon na see him walk on water or drown in a puddle.'' 
 
 Juan `` Escobar'' P.- A bit of an enforcer and a bit of a consigliere. He's a pretty knowledgeable guy and pretty big. He thinks out just about every move he makes and makes sure our buddies do too. 
 
 Fais `` CBG'' R.- Our very own `` Cool Brown Guy'' is probably the reason we could be on an FBI list. Guy looks like he fights for ISIS. He does n't though. Hes one of the most secular Muslims I've met. Our smuggler, dealer and mid level crazy guy is definitely a welcomed addition to our operation. Probably your best option in a pinch situation. 
 
 *The Midwesterners- Even though only a small majority come from the Midwest the name stuck. They provide a lot to the muscle situation. Good guys really. Pretty trustworthy. Definitely a good group to have around. * 
 
 Chris `` Sauce'' B.- Definitely an enforcer. It's bad enough he has a background fighting in hockey but to add on his favorite thing to say is `` I'll go for the knees!'' If a payment is overdue or you think you had a good idea and f***ed with us you can expect a visit from Chris. 
 
 Michael `` Cali'' C.- If we ever went into cyber crime Mike would be the one taking lead. He's a damn near genius behind a keyboard. Also probably the happiest person there could be. Never anything less than a smile and words to brighten up a shit day. 
 
 Drake `` Doc'' W.- More criminals should invest in a guy who finds medical science an interesting hobby. That's right a hobby. I've seen him perform a very low grade surgery but he still did so with a doctor's care, precision and professionalism. If Doc wanted he could be the leader. I'm sure most of us would follow him. Despite being the same age as the rest of us he has a certain fatherly air to him. 
 
 Constantine `` Dean'' C.- The new guy in a lot of way is an enforcer like his cousin Chris. He's large, a brute and pretty senseless. But he's not likely to take well to someone messing with our group. 
 
 Sam `` Renaissance Man'' C.- The guy can almost never fail. He's cocky and arrogant sometimes but not a bad guy. You'd be cocky too if anything you tried worked out well. He sucks at almost nothing, is average on most thing and excels at others. Betting on Sam is a sure thing. 
 
 *The Trio- Honestly I'd almost call these guys my brothers. We're close and pretty self sufficient. Although we definitely do n't mind cooperating with our other buddies. We act for own gain but at least try to factor them in as part of our decisions. Overall I would n't want to be part of another set. * 
 
 Matt `` The Badger'' P.- Hitman. Reclusive, unassuming, ill-tempered. Pretty much the perfect guy for a hit really. Not someone to be taken lightly. Size does n't really matter to the scrappy f***. Besides he'll probably just wait'til you're asleep. Then it's already too late. 
 
 `` Walter Shiftly'' - Real name irrelevant. Boss I guess. I ca n't really say our little outfit has much of a boss. We're pretty democratic if you ask me. But he does tend to, as he puts it, `` put the bars on his shoulders.'' I guess he would double as our enforcer though. Big guy. Heart of gold but we've been fixing that for awhile now. 
 
 Garrett `` Leprechaun'' L.- That would be yours truly. I do n't bring a lot to the table except... `` alleged'' IRA activity. I mean I make a pretty decent criminal. Enforcer some days, right hand man the next. Hell even taking command on occasion. I guess I would be the `` Jack of Trades.'' I do n't do anything exceptionally well but I can adapt to where I'm needed. 
 
 Overall here's what I'm saying: I did n't come here to be rat. No I came to dangle right in front of your cop nose that we're here and here to stay. So take out your warrants and surveil us all you want. We're careful, we're close and we're good. If you think you can intimidate us or try to turn us on one another I'm here to just bring the message. Give it your best shot. This is just the tip. 

