[ WP ] Heaven is has a finite space . You 've died and were a good person but there is no room in Heaven for you .

`` Sorry, we're full up'', Saint Peter gave me the bad news. 
 
 `` What do you mean full up?'' 
 
 `` I mean heaven is full, so you ca n't go in'', he replied. 
 
 I could n't believe it, despite the odds I had believed in Jesus and remained faithful to my dying day, just to find out it was all for naught. 
 
 `` I've been a pretty good Christian, surely there is someone in heaven worse than me, could n't I take their place'' 
 
 Peter looked at me with pity and replied, `` There was just before you said that, but now that display of pride and arrogance bumped you down just below the threshold''. 
 
 As he said those crippling words, he pulled a level and a trapdoor opened below me. 
 
 As I fell I vowed, `` I'll get you for this you fucking cunt!'' 
 
 I landed... On soft ground... I was in front of Saint Peter and Pearly gates once more. 
 
 Peter looked cross and said, `` Actually you were still above the threshold, but God wanted me to test you. That little display of cursing now *actually* landed you in hell''. 
 
 With defeat on my lips I uttered, `` How long has it been Satan?'' 
 
 Peter took off his face revealing a devilish figure, `` Hehehe, we've been playing this game for 70 years, you've caught on to the game a few times now, but the dementia of hell took you back every time'' 
 
 I felt sick, my vision started going blurry. 
 
 I woke up, lying on a cloud, Saint Peter was holding me in his lap. 
 
 `` Are you okay? You just passed out all of a sudden'' 
 
 `` Saint Peter, is that you? Did I make it to heaven'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry'', he replied, `` But we've just run out of room''. 
 

