[ WP ] Humanity makes contact with an alien race with a level of technology comparable to our own , but the vast distance between our worlds means there 's a delay of many years when communicating .

Received in 2016: Hello is anyone out there? 
 
 Reply: Yes! We're here! Humans on Earth! Who is this? 
 
 
 Received in 2025: Whoa. Earth, huh? Did n't expect to get a signal out of that craphole. This is Hanoris B, reptilians. Sup? 
 
 Reply: Oh, not much, Trump won, nuclear war, nuclear winter, but it looks like it'll be a nice spring! Nice to make your acquaintance. 
 
 
 Received in 2034: Nice to meet you as well. Hey, have you guys got faster-than-light travel figured out yet? It's giving us fits. Where are y'all at technology-wise? 
 
 Reply: No faster-than-light travel yet. We're up to the iPhone 23. Reception is crap, but it sure does help keeping up with the dank memes. 
 
 
 Received in 2043: Yeah, cool cool. Hey, did you guys notice your star is a bit unstable? 
 
 Reply: Really? 
 
 
 Received in 2052: Yeah, I think it's about to supernova. 
 
 Reply: No way, when do you think? 
 
 
 Received in 2061: Maybe four or five solar years from now? You guys better get working on that. 
 
 Reply: Oh Sh.....!
