[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

`` Valhalla!? What do you mean Valhalla!?'' The monk asked angrily. 
 
 `` Look pal, when the vikings attacked your monastery you fought back. Hell, you even killed one of them. That's not what monks do.'' Exclaimed the Valkyrie 
 
 `` But I'm a god loving christian! I ca n't be in Valhalla!'' 
 
 `` Like it or not, you died in battle. That's literally all it takes to get into this place. Now go take a seat beside the other new guy.'' The Valkyrie said with an exhausted tone to her voice. 
 
 The monk looked around to find his seat. The only empty seat he could find was next to a large gruff looking man. The Monk, curious, asked the man `` So what did you do to get in here?'' 
 
 The viking looked into his eyes and said `` You killed me, asshole.''
