[ WP ] Every time a lie is told , a buzzer goes off in the background notifying everyone affected that the lie has been told , and as such lying has been pretty well abolished . You just told your first lie .

It was a perfect night. The band was on point, the food was exquisite. Everything was going according to plan and more. This was the most important night of my life, if I get this deal, I become a millionaire. If I do n't, I'm out of a job and in severe debt for the rest of my life. It was my job to sell this product to the buyer. 
 
 I go to shake hands with the customer, when a loud *PFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT* fills the room. Soon after comes an extraordinary stench. Someone just let loose the mother of all farts on tonight of all nights. That someone was me. 
 
 `` Oh my God.'' I hear, trying not to cry. 
 
 `` Ugh,'' I say, forgetting in my agony about the Lie Buzzers. 
 
 My mouth opens, and out come the words: `` Was n't me.'' 
 
 A loud buzz fills the room. I start silently crying. 
 
 `` Goodbye, Mrs. Washington.'' The buyer said solemnly.
