[ WP ] The angel and devil on your shoulders simply want you to do SOMETHING .

`` Take her home, man.'' The being over my left shoulder prodded at me. 
 
 `` She's not even half your age...'' Replied the right shoulder - my angel. `` Tell her you're not interested.'' 
 
 I stared, dumbfounded, at the girl in front of me. She was breathtakingly gorgeous. I stood with two drinks in my hand. One for me, one for her. 
 
 The girls big, brown eyes looked deep into mine. They were piercing, as if searching deep into my soul. 
 
 `` Man. See how she's looking at you? She's totally into you, man!'' Said my shoulder devil. 
 
 I did n't flinch. 
 
 `` Just take both your drinks and sit down. Tell her one's for a friend.'' The angel advised. 
 
 I stood still, eyes never leaving her. 
 
 `` Dude she's going to lose interest. Make a move!'' Exclaimed the devil. 
 
 Her eyes wandered down to my hands, spying the two drinks. 
 
 `` Give her one! Now! Before she asks. You got this!'' The devil seemed to be taking the reigns. The angel was silent. 
 
 Noticing her gaze, i moved my right hand upwards. 
 
 `` Do n't do it...'' said the angel nervously. 
 
 And took a very, very long, and very slow sip of my drink. I never broke eye contact. 
 
 `` Uhhh....'' the angel and devil said in unison. 
 
 The girl continued to look at me, quizically now. 
 
 `` Ask her if she wants one!'' Said the devil. 
 
 `` Yeah dude. You should probably say... something.'' Said the angel. 
 
 I moved the drink away from my lips. She smiled at me again. I moved my left hand up. 
 
 `` Oh for Christ's...'' said the angel. 
 
 And took the same long, exaggerated sip from that one. Her expression turned to distaste. 
 
 `` Well you fuckin' blew it.'' Said the devil. 
 
 I still stood there, not breaking eye contact with the beautiful creature in front of me. Clearly she was somehow still interested in me. 
 
 `` Just walk out now. Leave the drinks and go.'' Said the angel. 
 
 `` Yeah man even i agree with him this time. Lets go.'' Replied the devil. 
 
 I still did n't move. The girl was clearly uncomfortable now, fidgeting with her empty hands. I looked deeper into her eyes and gave her a goofy smile. 
 
 The angel and devil facepalmed in unison. 
 
 `` I... should go.'' She said, pointing towards the door. 
 
 I was still smiling. 
 
 Both angel and devil were still covering their faces. 
 
 `` Yeah I'm just going to leave now.'' She continued, halfway to the door. 
 
 I sat down at the nearest table, both drinks in my hands. I took a sip from one, and then the other. 
 
 `` What the hell was that?!'' Exclaimed the devil. The angel still was n't looking. 
 
 *joke's on these guys. * i thought to myself. *I've got TWO drinks now. * 
 
 `` You've got a fucking problem, man.'' Said the right and left in unison.
