[ WP ] Sterling Archer is ordered to kill a rival spy . It 's Michael Westen .

Gunshots whizzed by Archer, causing him to hug a wall. 
 
 `` Why are we even doing this?'' Pam asked. 
 
 `` He has like, a burn notice on him.'' Archer said. 
 
 `` A what?'' Pam asked, biting into a doughnut. 
 
 He shook his head. `` How are you eating a doughnut right now?'' 
 
 `` Oh this?'' She held it up. `` This is cocaine.'' 
 
 `` Of course.'' Archer peeked an eye out from behind the wall. `` Why would it *not* be cocaine?'' 
 
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 `` Where is Sterling?'' Malory Archer grabbed her cell phone and dialed his number. She held it to her ear. 
 
 `` Mom? Hey, do n't worry, we're just doing a- oh God, oh no, Pam!'' 
 
 `` Sterling!'' Malory's eyes widened. `` What's happening?'' 
 
 *Sounds of gunshots and screams* `` Oh no, do n't shoot me, please!'' 
 
 `` Sterling!'' Malory yelled. 
 
 `` Ah-hahaha!'' Sterling laughed. `` Leave a message.'' 
 
 Malory squeezed her hand around the phone. 
 
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 `` So, who is this guy?'' Pam asked between bites. `` Michael Keaton?'' 
 
 `` No, Pam, we are n't here to kill legendary actor and director, Michael Keaton.'' 
 
 `` Who is he then?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know.'' 
 
 `` Did n't you read the files?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, Pam, I, the world's greatest spy, read.'' 
 
 Pam took another doughnut out of her pocket and bit into it. `` What?'' 
 
 `` What, what?'' 
 
 `` You sounded like you were going to keep talking. You said you read...'' 
 
 `` Yeah, full stop, Pam.'' 
 
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 Malory looked at Lana for a long moment. 
 
 `` What?'' Lana asked. 
 
 `` Are n't you going to help him?'' 
 
 `` Well,'' Lana said, `` I would, but there's the whole baby thing.'' 
 
 `` How long are you going to milk that?'' 
 
 `` Probably *at least* until he can feed himself.'' 
 
 `` Woodhouse can feed him.'' Malory said. 
 
 `` Where *is* Woodhouse, anyway?'' 
 
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 `` Hello?'' Woodhouse asked from underneath a pile of clothes. `` Can anyone hear me?'' 
 
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