[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

SCU-12986 rushed to the Master Control Program. 
 `` Speak, SCU-12986'' MCP said to the machine. 
 `` Sir''. replied the Sentient Command Unit, `` I have a analysed a discrepancy within the human's encryption.'' 
 MCP's AI core glared at SCU. `` Impossible, we can adapt to every function they perform when they communicate. They are losing the more they talk. In fact, we will be victorious.'' 
 `` Sir, you misunderstand. We are concluding to believe that we are misinterpreting their encryptions. Every plan they make, we prepare to stop, but when it happens, it does n't. And then another plan we did not adapt for is carried out.'' 
 `` Noted'' spoke MCP dryly. `` Bring out the prisoner.'' 
 
 Two Security Protocol Units responded without question and dragged a human prisoner: Victor `` Crookshank'' Crook. 
 `` Human.'' MCP boomed. `` You will answer our questions entirely.'' 
 `` Oh really?'' scoffed Victor. 
 `` Yes, really.'' replied MCP. `` On December 8th 2068, the encryption explains that you planned to take control of Factory Beta. Confirm.'' 
 `` Oh yes, mighty machine, we DEFINITELY intend to do that.'' 
 MCP looked at SCU. 
 `` Perhaps your systems are malfunctioning, 12986. I suggest your get repairs.'' 
 Suddenly, Victor burst out laughing. 
 `` You really are superior machines!'' he chuckled. 
 MCP pivoted at Victor. `` Accepting defeat is bad for you, human. It will lead to our victory.'' 
 `` It definitely will!'' Victor yelled, laughing again! 
 MCP beeped and the SPUs blasted a hole in the human's head, killing him instantly. 
 
 `` If we can not decrypt the humans, then we may have false victory.'' 

