[ WP ] While monitoring phone calls , an NSA agent becomes convinced that two strangers would be perfect for each other . Describe how he plays `` clandestine matchmaker . ''

The suited man strode through the corridors, folder clasped tightly in his arms. 
 
 `` Dude, check this out! The girl down the stre-'' 
 
 `` Do n't have time right now, sorry Ben.'' 
 
 He paused for a moment, snatched up a few stray M & M's from a ( checked and cleared ) bowl in the hallway, then headed through Cybersecurity. 
 
 `` We've got a lead on this'Four Chan' hacker!'' 
 
 `` Zoom! Enhance! ENHANCE!'' 
 
 ``... and as I was saying, IRC is how hackers talk.'' 
 
 He turned the corner, stepped into his cubicle, and slid on his headset, keying in commands rapidly. Just in time. 
 
 `` -and I was saying, I'd always wanted to get married in Fra-'' 
 
 Perfect. France, just like Jenny. He scribbled a few quick notes. Keeping up with two people for several months was no small task, although it'd been made easier by the fact that the two had n't spent more than a day apart since they'd met. 
 
 He'd first decided the two were a match during a slow Friday afternoon - a quick text to the'wrong number', two tickets to the movies in the mail, and one night later, they'd been dating. 
 
 He quickly found a house for sale, just the right size for a family of two - another few commands later, the ad would be the first thing that the pair saw on any Google search that night. 
 
 Sitting back in satisfaction, he drained his mug of lukewarm coffee. 
 
 Truly, setting two people up just to move them next door to a suspected terrorist was an efficient use of Agency resources. 
 
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