[ WP ] Aliens finally reach contact with earth and understand our languages enough for communication . The day they try to contact us is April 1st .

I look at the walkie-talkie lying on my bed, annoyed. It had been in my lab yesterday. I am annoyed at how I ca n't solve the mystery. I'm annoyed at how no one is talking through it. I'm annoyed at it overall. Just as I am about to leave, I hear a fuzzy noise from the walkie-talkie. I sit back down. 
 
 `` Hello, we are aliens. We have learned English and decided to communicate with English Earthlings,'' a voice says through the mysteriously-delivered walkie-talkie. 
 
 `` Sure,'' I answer in a grumpy voice, `` sure you guys are aliens. How would you guys be able to deliver this device?'' 
 
 `` W-we need help!'' the voice squeaks to me, `` evil humans are taking over our planet! We need someone from the other planets to help us! We inhabit Saturn.'' 
 
 I roll my eyes. `` Do n't think I do n't know,'' I taunt, `` today is April Fools. Stop pretending to be aliens. Now, tell me, who are you really? I'll get you fined for pranking a scientist.'' 
 
 `` No! We are n't lying!'' the voice yells at me in protest, `` we really are!'' 
 
 `` Shut up,'' I say, glaring at the ugly mechanism, `` you guys are fake.'' 
 
 `` N-no! The entire universe will be destroyed if you do n't help us!'' the voices scream at me. 
 
 `` Yeah, sure,'' I reply. I throw the walkie-talkie onto the floor. 
 
 `` P-please!'' the voice says behind me as I casually stroll out the door, `` they will make their move very soon!'' 
 
 Prankers are so *irritating*. I ca n't believe them. Suddenly, I feel the ground shake beneath me. 
 
 `` What the-'' I mutter to myself. 
 
 Without warning, the ground breaks beneath me. 
 
 `` Ahhh!'' I cry out. I fall from the second floor to the main floor. 
 
 `` Fuck,'' I whisper. I rub my arm. It feels painful. 
 
 Then, I hear crumbling. I look up at the ceiling. The roofs are collapsing onto me. 
 
 `` Oh my god,'' I murmur, my eyes wide. 
 
 I should've believed those voices. They really were aliens. And the universe really is getting destroyed.
