[ WP ] Planets orbit their stars . Stars orbit the center of their galaxy . We just found what all the galaxies are orbiting .

“ Your mama ’ s so fat, galaxies orbit around her. ” My buddy Josh grinned like a doofus as he said it. 
 
 I cracked open another beer, probably my seventh or eighth of the night at this lame frat party. It tasted slightly better than warm piss, but it was free so who was I to complain? 
 
 I took a big gulp and finally responded, “ Are you in second grade? Yo mama jokes went out of style some time last decade. ” 
 
 Josh looked a bit confused for a moment. “ No, seriously man. I was in my Physics 210 class last week and the professor said that planets revolve around stars, stars orbit the center of the galaxy, and the galaxies orbit your mom. ” 
 
 “ Ok, really funny. ” I replied. “ Let ’ s get back to something worthwhile like debating our fantasy football teams. ” 
 
 “ You don ’ t believe me? Here, I ’ ll show you. ” and with that Josh bounded up the stairs of the frat house, leaving me sitting in the corner drinking my beer. I chugged the rest in my hand and grabbed another. 
 
 Josh ran back down the stairs, leaping the final five steps with the grace that only a drunk 260 pound 18-year old man can manage, and handed me a thick text book. “ Page 84. ” 
 
 I open the book and there is a chart listing ‘ Jacob Warner ’ s mom ’ at the center of the universe. 
 
 “ Really fucking funny man. How much did you have to pay to print this text book? All for a stupid joke. ” 
 
 Josh looked defiant at this point. “ Go ahead Google it. Bing it. Duckduckgo it. Whatever you want. Ask Siri if you ’ re so confident. ” 
 
 I pop out my iPhone. “ Siri, what do the galaxies orbit around? ” 
 
 “ According to the California Astronomy Lab ’ s experiments, galaxies orbit around your mom. ” 
 
 “ What the fuck! ” I almost threw my iPhone across the room until I remembered it ’ s a couple hundred dollars. “ How the hell did you do that? ” 
 
 Josh just sat there smiling. “ Care to try Google? ” 
 
 I looked at my phone, sighed, and realized that I wasn ’ t going to win. “ Fine, you win. I don ’ t know how you did it, but galaxies orbit my mom. Now what do you think about starting San Diego ’ s defense this weekend? ”
