[ WP ] You wake up on an Island . Tell me about it .

PART I 
 
 The salty air and sound of palm fronds mingling with the breeze awoke me from sleep. I could say I was awake now but a befuddled trail of thoughts and memories laid waste in my mind, so much that it would be hard to call my previous state restful. My mind reeled and the migraine kicked in. I looked to my left and eyed the opened crate of vodka nearby. 
 
 `` Rafiki!'' I exclaimed, calling out for my monkey butler. I was grouchy and like a baby aching for the teet, I sought after care and attention. Before long, Rafiki swung down from over my right shoulder and landed at my feet, waiting for my command. 
 
 `` Fetch me two bananas and a canteen of water you miserable pet!'' I swung my open hand in his direction to get him to move in haste, and he did as expected. I was aching for nourishment. 
 
 PART II 
 
 `` He did not drink the bottle!'' Rafiki spoke in hushed tones with his wife in the branches of a low palm tree, inland. 
 
 `` Nonsense! He must've finished two of them last night,'' his wife retorted. 
 
 `` He did not drink one of the three that we poisoned,'' Rafiki quickly responded. His wife let out a sigh and flung fecal matter towards the ground in frustration. 
 
 `` When will this end,'' she asked rhetorically as she closed her fists and looked to the sky. 

