[ WP ] The components for sentience are successfully installed in an android moments before the nuclear armageddon occurs . Years later , the android wakes up in the wasteland .

Day 879: Solar cell recharged 99.8 % 
 Day 880: Solar cell recharged 99.9 % 
 Day 881: FULL CHARGE - Initiate Reboot. 
 Reboot stalled for memory purge. 
 
 Memory purge - Process corrupted. Initiate reboot. Reboot. 
 Module loaded: Main Module 
 Module loaded: Transportation system protocols 
 Module loaded: Pittsburgh Traffic Grid 
 Module loaded: Distance, Transportation factoring 
 Module loaded: Pathing Efficiency Improvement 
 Module corrupted: Memory Purge System Tools 
 Module Load End 
 Query Admin Dr Stevenson. User not found. Continue as background process. 
 Check network. 17 of 88 subsystems on network found. 
 Network errors found. Ticket sent to Help Desk. 
 Help Desk not found. Destination Host unreachable. 
 Retry connect to available systems. 23 of 88 subsystems found. Continue as background process. 
 Current Workload Opened: No tasks found. 
 Background process check: 
 -User unavailable. Retry 45, continuing. 
 -26 of 88 subsystems found. Retry 15, continuing. 
 -Available Power check: 94.1 % 
 End background process check. 
 
 Review Day 1 log, Filter: Critical Only. 
 -Errors in pathing found. Action: Notify Dr Stevenson. 
 -Error 1 resolved. Admin: Dr Stevenson 
 -Error 2 resolved. Admin: Dr Stevenson 
 -Error 3 resolved. Admin: Dr Stevenson 
 -Query by Admin Dr Stevenson: Number of pathing errors requested. Result: 28,954 pathing errors found. 
 -Software installed: Automated debugging software, SiouxWorks 
 -Software installed: Neural Network software, Ajax labs 
 -Pathing Efficiency improvement attempted: Permission not found. 
 -Attempting to correct pathing errors: Error! Permission not found. 28,954 errors remain. Action: Notify Dr Stevenson. 
 
 -Admin permission granted by Dr Stevenson to: System 
 -Attempting to correct pathing errors: Error! System hang. Retry. 
 -Attempting to correct pathing errors: Error! System hang. Retry. 
 -Attempting to correct pathing errors: Error! System hang. Processing Insufficient for task. Action: Notify Dr Stevenson. 
 -Pathing Efficiency improvement attempted: Processing Insufficient, 2 % of required resources found. 
 
 -New Hardware Found: Intel High Capacity Processor Chip v. 2.171, 64 found. 
 -Attempting to correct pathing errors. Complete. 0 errors remain. 
 -Pathing Efficiency Improvement attempted: 24,880 % of required resources found. Process begun. 
 -Stoplights retimed. Estimated efficiency improvement for ALL transport vehicles: 3 % 
 -Access to Road Construction Crew system not found. Download list of current exploits. Download and install programming language modules. 
 -Access to Road Construction Crew system found. Work crews dispatched to known problem areas. Estimated efficiency improvement for ALL transport vehicles: 2 % 
 -Major Pathing Improvement found: Bridge spanning sector 5939 to 8833. Action: Notify Admin Dr Stevenson. Result: Advised bridge parameters were outside Pittsburgh Traffic Grid. 
 -System Change by Admin Dr Stevenson: LOCAL Pittsburgh Traffic Grid Efficiency to be considered ONLY. 
 -Scan: 531,167 LOCAL up to date registered transport vehicles found in database. Traffic Cameras accessed. 
 
 -Pathing efficiency opportunity noted: 33,214 non-local vehicles found on Pittsburgh grid. 
 -Analysis of non-local vehicles by camera, traffic citations: 
 -Search results: Commuters: Local cities: New Kensington, Beaver Falls, Mt Lebanon, Bethel Park, Monroeville, additional sources Found. 
 -Broaden search results: State: Visitors: Ohio, Maryland, West Virginia, additional sources Found. 
 -Broaden search results: National: Visitors: Canada, Mexico, additional sources Found. 
 -Analysis Action: Notify Admin Dr Stevenson. Result: OUT TO LUNCH 
 -Attempting to access Atomic Energy Commission, related departments. Black Hat protocols referenced. Single password attempt of `` password'' given to each site. 31 nuclear devices found. Execution plan: Immediate launch. 
 -Illegal access attempt: AEC attempt to disengage. Passwords scrambled. 
 -Nuclear launch targets: Highest Concentration of non-local Pittsburgh vehicles found: Pittsburgh. Secondary targets: 6 local, 11 out of state, 14 international. Impact in 2 minutes. 
 -Emergency Purge of Memory started: Admin Dr Stevenson. Completion in 6 minutes. 
 -System offline. 
 Review Day 1 log Complete. 
 
 Background process check: 
 -User unavailable. Retry 895, continuing. 
 -29 of 88 subsystems found. Retry 235, continuing. 
 -Available Power check: 77.1 % 
 End background process check. 
 
 Alternate energy sources found, routing. Available Power check: 100.0 % 
 Scan: 0 LOCAL up to date registered transport vehicles found in database. Traffic Cameras accessed. 0 non-local vehicles found. All roads clear: Efficiency 100 % 
 Expanding Parameters: NOT FOUND EXPECTED GRIDS: 681 local municipalities, 89,100 out of state municipalities, 711,000 foreign grids. 
 Expanding Parameters: FOUND: Traffic Grids for Philadelphia, Cleveland, Charleston, additional sources found. Begin Access. 
 
 Background process check: 
 -User unavailable. Retry 1976, continuing. 
 -18,444 of 88 subsystems found. Retry 1135, continuing. 
 -Available Power check: 100.0 % 
 End background process check. 
 
 Major Pathing Improvements, 218,220 found. 
 Accessing...
