[ WP ] Scientists discover the reason for red shift . It 's because the aliens are running away from us as fast as possible .

At first the misanthropes and dregs of the Internet were ecastic; finally, their hatred of humanity was vindicated! However, it was n't us they were running from... 
 
 When scientists trained their telescopes on blueshift, they discovered the horrifying truth; Lovecraft was right. 
 
 However, we did not lie down and accept our destiny. Unused factories were reopened, trenches were dug, battlements were built. Warhammer 40k suddenly became quite popular, as the armies of man rose to combat the gibbering madness enroaching upon their home. 
 
 So humanity turned Earth into a fortress world, and prepared to hold the fucking line. 
 
 ( Will continue if people ask so. )
