[ WP ] You 're a spin doctor in the PR department . Employees in your company have been spontaneously combusting . Assure the public that everything is fine .

TO: all @ weylandyutani.com 
 
 RE: Lobby Incident 
 
 There are a lot of rumors going around about the incident in the lobby this morning. First, all our thoughts and prayers go out to the Jiang, Richards, Thomas-Clark and Thorne families. Funeral services are pending, the HR department will email you the details as soon as they become available. A sympathy card and collection jar are in the FIFTH floor break room for all employees. Lets show that WY spirit! 
 
 If there's one thing this incident reminds us, it's the importance of safety. The third floor genetics lab will be CLOSED until an investigation into safety procedures can be completed. ALL laboratory personnel are reminded not to take experimental materials out of the laboratory floors. 
 
 This incident, although tragic, is an isolated one. Work will continue as usual while WY completes their investigation. Employees are reminded that sharing sensitive information about ongoing WY activities is grounds for dismissal. MANDATORY emotional counseling sessions will be scheduled this afternoon for all employees in the CDC tents in the parking lot. Watch your inbox for more information! DO NOT miss your appointment. We will track you down! ( That means you too, Gordon! ): ) 
 
 Thanks! 
 
 Katie Stream 
 
 Acting Head of HR 
 
 ( Miss ya, Paul! )
