[ WP ] You are driving down the road when you see a Woman in White ghost hitchhiking . And even though you know she is a ghost , you pick her up anyway ...

`` I'm sorry if this is too much of a burden for you,'' the Woman in White said, shyly looking out the window to try and avoid eye contact, `` if you want me to I can just leave.'' 
 `` Oh no no no,'' I retorted back, `` it's no trouble to me at all, really.'' 
 We sat in silence for a while, with the only words being spoken were in a language of awkward body positions and gestures made throughout the cramped little convertible. After a while, the woman finally got the nerve to try and break the ice, which was a bit peculiar to me, seeing as to how she did n't have a body. 
 `` You know, people always told me I was too selfish when I was young. And they did have a point, you know. They also said I was quite the smart-ass, always finding some sarcastic or witty remark at someone's misfortune. I used to wear these insults proudly, seeing them as just perky parts of my personality. But being dead for a while makes you think, and I've been thinking a lot lately. I'd like to start a new life, and I want to start it by thanking you....'' 
 I could see out of the corner of my eye that she was serious, her face a solid stone of sincerity. But as she started to stare more and more intensely out the windshield, a wicked smile began to smother from cheek to cheek, hideously portraying her thoughts. 
 ``...... I'd like to thank you for driving us off a god-damn cliff.'' 
 A horrified expression came across my face as I turned my gaze from her ghastly face to the quickly-dropping cliff side. With a huge crash in the arid night, the convertible smashed into a little more than half a dozen flaming vehicle pieces. 
 I had managed to close my eyes before the landing, and when I opened them, what I saw was none other than the after-life. There was no doubt it was. I turned around to be met with the ghastly face of the Woman in White. 
 `` See what I mean?'' Was all the bitch said to me. 

