[ WP ] The final boss of the game realizes that he 's up against a speed runner .

10 years... 10 years I have been here. Most of the time I sit in my throne, but every once in awhile I'll have some `` Hero'' come in and run through the same old routine. 
 
 *Door slams open* 
 
 Me: `` Welcome, mortal'' 
 
 Hero: `` We are tired of your oppressive and evil tyranny, Aragoth!'' 
 
 Me: `` Is that so?'' 
 
 Hero: `` You've stood behind your grunts for too long, prepare for retribution!'' or some other righteous bullshit. 
 
 I'll then pick up my mace, hit them once or twice, they fall over, and then I'll have some new shiny shield for my collection. But, this one was different. 
 
 *Door slams open* 
 
 Me:'' Welco-'' 
 
 *Dodges throwing knife* 
 
 Me:'' The hell?'' 
 
 A bit flustered, I look up to see a blazingly fast woman pull 2 short swords from their sheath. I quickly roll as she goes for a jumpstrike, my mace is within arms reach now. I reach out and take hold of my weapon and turn around, except I do n't turn around. My lower body begins to tingle as I notice the most likely poisoned dart in the chink of my armor. `` Astonishing'' I say as my not longer working body falls to the ground. I do n't even have time to congratulate her before the blade penetrates my jugular. 28.97 seconds to dethrone me, a new world record. 
 

