[ WP ] Yourself , a fat , nerdy 20-year old virgin wakes up one day in the body of an Italian male model .

`` What the fuck?'' 
 The reflection in the mirror was not my own. I was fucking gorgeous. I admired myself turning this way and that. I opened the neck of my shirt and looked down it. I was rocking it! I peeled my shirt off and flexed it every position I could think of. 
 
 I went into the kitchen and made myself a huge meal. I did n't know who I was now but this guy's life was amazing. Walking through the apartment I found a closet full of clothes that fit this new body perfectly. I did n't want to wear pajamas all day. I pulled on a pair of faded jeans and a t-shirt, everything else felt stuffy and pretentious. 
 
 I found his wallet. Giovanni Russo, aged 24. Apparently I lived in London and had a platinum credit card. 
 
 I looked at the time, 7pm. I decided it was time for dinner and drinks. I found his car keys and car, drove to the nicest part of town. I strolled into the restaurant, the hostess eyed me like I was candy. 
 
 I smirked, `` I'll just take a seat at the bar.'' 
 I heard murmers `` but the wait is over a hour! `` `` Pretty people get everything'' 
 
 `` Right this way sir.'' I follwed her and her tight dress through the restaurant. `` I just love your accent, Italians were always my favorite.'' She gestured to a seat. `` Is there anything I can get you?'' She paused, tilting her head down then looking up at me through her eyelashes. `` Maybe my number?'' 
 
 `` Why not? A pretty girl like you, who could say no?'' I took her number and sat down. I immediately ordered a drink and a large appetizer. Women kept coming up to me while I was eating. 
 
 I ended up bringing this hot little number back to my apartment. This was amazing, it had never been this easy. She had hung onto every word I uttered, no matter how stupid, laughed at all my jokes. I kept living like this for weeks, partying every night. I loved waking up next to a different gorgeous woman everyday. 
 
 After a couple weeks I was feeling exhausted and the women did n't seem as enthusiastic, so I decided to just stay home and play video games. Luckily for me the guy had no idea how to work computers. It did n't take me long to hack into his. I pulled up my old accounts and decided hey I've got money and time I could just play the days away. 
 
 The phone rang and startled me. `` Hello?'' 
 
 `` Giovanni! Where have you been? The photoshoot needs to start!'' 
 `` Oh I'm sorry, what's the address?'' 
 `` Ya man just hurry up, usual spot. I'll text you the address.'' 
 
 I walked in and everyone's jaws dropped. I smiled, I would never get used to this. Someone grabbed my arm and pulled me to the side. `` Dude what the hell happened? It looks like you put on like 50 pounds since I saw you like four months ago! There's no way the shoot will work now.'' 
 
 `` What? What are you talking about? I look awesome...'' 
 
 `` Your contact, it's done. You knew the terms. ``, he turned and walked away.
