[ WP ] Gordon Ramsay is asked by God to head back in time and curate the Last Supper .

`` What the fuck do you mean there are n't any more eggs?!'' yelled Ramsay, who threw his cow hide cloth down in disgust. 
 
 
 The apostles over in the dining room peeked in with puzzled looks on their faces, at the strange man who spoke in such strange dialect. Why in the world would God pick this man to curate such an important meal? 
 
 
 `` This kitchen is fucking garbage! There's nothing to cook and all that's left is rotten shit, bread, and wine! And look! This bread might as well be a piece of God's ass for all it tastes! Goddammit!'' 
 
 
 Soon, Jesus and his apostles had settled down at the long table, awaiting their food. Ramsay finally brought out the prepared meal, while Jesus was revealing that an apostle had betrayed him. 
 
 
 `` It's that fucker on the left!'' cried Ramsay. 
 
 
 Instant chaos ensued. 
 
 
 `` Oh shit,'' muttered God. 
 
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