[ WP ] You die and God announces that you 're going to Hell . You 're shocked and confused because you were a devout Evangelical Christian your entire life .

`` I'm going to hell? But I was a devout Christian. I went to church three times a week. I followed the ten commandments and apologized for every time I sinned.'' 
 
 God looked down on me with a frown. `` Lying in my presence? That's a bold move. What about July 3rd 2016?'' 
 
 `` Umm, I do n't remember what happened that day.'' 
 
 `` Right. Humans,'' God said with an exasperated sigh. `` Your brother admitted to you that he was gay, and yet you did n't stone him. Nor did you ask for forgiveness for refusing to stone him.'' God continued, `` Your children dishonored you 514,748 times but you refused to stone them or ask forgiveness. You routinely wore clothes with mixed fabrics and ate unclean animals. There's whole books of laws you just completely ignored. I even sent my son down there so all you had to do was pray instead of kill an animal every time you sinned.'' 
 
 `` Oh, I get it,'' I said. `` I've read stories like this online before. It turns out heaven is awful and hell is where the actually good people go. Alright, send me to hell.'' 
 
 God nodded and the undescribable pain of existence apart from God ripped my soul to shreds. I could feel the others around me, suffering the same way I was, but it was no comfort to have them beside me. Rather, their pain added to my own as I began to truly understand the horror of my fate. 
 
 `` I'm sorry,'' the being once known as Lucifer managed to gasp, `` I tried.''
