[ WP ] By punching someone in the face , you have the power to cure any of their injuries or illnesses .

Look, I know this is hard to believe, so I'll try to explain it again a little clearer. 
 
 My brother did some time in juvie about ten years ago because he got in a fight with some kid at his middle school about some salty snacks or something. There was yelling, then shoving, and he gave the other kid a black eye. He was a bad ass little fucker. He had to be; in most of his classes, he was consistently made fun of for that learning disability that we, at the time, could n't afford to even diagnose. We still do n't really ever know what he had wrong with him; some doctors said an extreme case of ADD, some said worse things, but no one could pinpoint it. 
 
 When my brother comes back one month short of his full sentence, changed, like clear as a river and sharp as a pencil cut with a knife, he surprised us. He started to get along with me, with mom and dad. He would do the dishes without asking, take the dog for a walk like it was something pleasurable instead of a chore. And once he was back in school, we saw why they sent him back home. 
 
 He did n't just get along with everyone at school. He became the valedictorian of his eighth grade graduation class, the school president, and he began to code little apps in his spare time. He once told me the summer before his freshman year that he was getting all of these offers from companies like Facebook, Amazon, and Google to get ahold of his apps. He wanted me - *me* - to help him pick which company he should sell his apps to and I did n't even graduate from high school myself. 
 
 The weird part is that he told us it all changed when he got in a fight with some kid back at juvie. Being the runt that he is, he was one of the shmucks who was immediately picked on by the other kids there. There was only one other kid who was picked on at least as much as he is. To feel better, he started to agitate this kid. He got took his food from him, tripped him in the hallway, took his socks and spat in them, like everyone else. 
 
 Eventually, that other kid had it. One day my brother was pushing him around in one of the courtyards, and the kid just turned around and punched him in the face. According to my brother, the punch was harder than anything he had ever felt. He was knocked back about five feet, fell back onto the grass, and blacked out for a few minutes. 
 
 He told me he woke up, and could suddenly think so clearly. He could remember almost everything that he had ever experienced, and began to wonder about what got him in juvie in the first place. He saw himself differently, literally did a 180. He eventually became friends with that kid. 
 
 That kid told him that that was why he was in juvie, for punching people. Anytime he would punch someone, they would knock out for a few minutes and then wake up completely different, better, even. He one day decided to walk into the special needs classroom and just started punching all of the kids there, but before he could see them wake up anew the teacher came back and called the cops. 
 
 Yeah, I know, it sounds like bullshit. I've heard that a thousand times. Still, my brother is the founder of Instagram. You know, that thing we share our photos on and sold to Facebook for whatever millions of dollars? I'm not saying I get it. Sometimes I have a hard time believing it myself. But this is the truth.
