[ WP ] A hidden elevator is found behind a fake wall in a basement .

`` Holy shit, dude.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` This wall is fake.'' 
 
 `` No way.'' 
 
 `` Yeah way. Come look.'' 
 
 Marcus turned and walked over to Rob. `` Dude, I have lived here for a year now, do n't tell me... oh shit.'' His jaw dropped as Rob pushed the false concrete slab aside. 
 
 Behind it was an elevator. 
 
 `` Oh my god,'' Marcus said. 
 
 Rob did n't say anything. He simply stared for a minute. Then he stepped forward and pushed the button, summoning it. 
 
 `` What the hell are you doing?'' Marcus cried, pulling his brother back. 
 
 `` Look,'' Rob said, pointing to the now glowing button. `` It's working.'' 
 
 *Ding. * The elevator doors slid open, and Rob stepped inside without hesitation. 
 
 `` Are you fucking stupid?'' Marcus asked. 
 
 `` Marc, come on man. You find a fucking elevator in your basement and you're not going to see where is goes? Get in here.'' 
 
 Marcus hesitated, but curiosity overwhelmed his common sense and he stepped inside. 
 
 There were five buttons on the panel. A glowing one indicated that the basement was the top floor. 
 
 `` Going down, I guess,'' Rob said. He hit the next button down. 
 
 Marcus let out a shaky sigh. 
 
 The doors shut, and down they went. The ride lasted twelve seconds. *Ding. * The doors opened again. 
 
 Marcus and Rob saw a long, white hallway, doors all the way down. 
 
 `` Nothing to see here,'' Rob said. He hit the button for the bottom floor. 
 
 `` Dude no,'' Marcus said. `` We need to go back to my house.'' 
 
 `` This probably all still is your house,'' Rob said. `` We'll just see what's at the bottom, and back up we'll go. Alright?'' 
 
 The doors shut again and down they went. Two floors later they stopped. One floor above the top floor. That meant... 
 
 `` Someone's getting on,'' Marcus said, his voice shaky. 
 
 *Ding. * The doors opened and a centaur wearing a shirt and tie stepped on. Without a word he nodded at Marcus and Rob, then turned himself around and faced the door. 
 
 The doors closed and their ride continued, the elevator now smelling like a combination of aftershave and a barn. It smelled that way for two full minutes until the elevator stopped, finally at the bottom floor. 
 
 *Ding. * The doors slid open to reveal what looked like the lobby of an office building. The centaur stepped nodded at the brothers, then stepped out. `` Good morning, Jezebel,'' he said as he passed by the front desk where a succubus was typing away at her computer. 
 
 The lettering above the front desk caught Marcus' eye. Rob saw it too. 
 
 *Corporate Offices of Hell Inc.* 
 
 `` Holy shit,'' Marcus and Rob said in unison as the elevator doors slid shut.
