[ WP ] The Allies have lost the Third World War .

North Korea and ISIS team up to conquer the western powers. They knew they could not achieve this militarily. However, the North Koreans had been working on a plan. Via video conference, Kim Jong Un proposes his idea to the ISIS leadership. `` We must unleash a deadly virus upon the world, one that will eradicate the Imperialist powers of the west. We must create an epidemic so devastating that no one survives, including ourselves. We have been harvesting the Ebola virus, and our scientists now believe they have cultivated a strain strong enough to infect everyone on the planet. Consider it a suicide attack against the entire world.'' The ISIS leadership agrees to the plan. Their jihad calls for the destruction of the infidels at any means. Suicide bombing was already a tactic they were used to using, and this plan seemed to be doing essentially the same thing but on a global scale. However, unbeknownst to ISIS, the North Korean government had been exposing their people to small doses of the Ebola virus, causing them to develop immunity. Once immunity had been achieved in enough of their people, the two powers initiated phase two of their plan: unleashing Ebola on the world. 
 
 They started in Africa, where they knew the western powers would do little to stop the spread of the infection. From there the infection spread to Texas via an infected airline passenger. The Americans try to contain the epidemic from spreading at home, forgetting about the growing number of infected in Africa. As people joke on reddit about how unnecessary it is for CDC agents to remove people from airplanes for saying things like `` Sorry I'm coughing I'm from Africa haha,'' the virus continues to spread. In fact, the CDC actually caves to the demands of the reddit user base. The head of the CDC releases a press statement saying `` In light of a reddit comment with over 2000 upvotes saying how stupid our agency was for removing a man from an airplane for making an Ebola joke, we have officially amended our policy to only remove people who we are 100 % sure have Ebola. We appreciate the constructive criticism of reddit user'PM_ME_H0TM0MS' and will continue to be open to feedback from the internet. Thank you.'' The CDC equivalents in other industrial powers follow suit, not wanting to be seen in a negative light by internet users. This policy shift allows more infected to slip into countries undetected. 
 
 Four years later, nothing is left. Cities around the world are devoid of human life. Nature has begun to reclaim many developed areas. The human population of earth is dead, with the exception of the North Koreans. The North Koreans have been living life largely the same as they had since before the outbreak. In fact, only the elite class knew about the Ebola crisis. The general population of North Korea knew nothing of what had happened to the outside world. Meanwhile, Kim Jong Un finally leaves the bunker he had been hiding in since the beginning of the outbreak. Most of the world had assumed his disappearance was a result of his death, and that other powers had taken over North Korea. However, the North Korean people, always faithful in their government, believed when they were told that their leader was still alive. When he emerged, he was greeted by roaring crowds in Pyongyang. The North Korean people were curious as to where their leader had been the past four years. Addressing the North Koreans, he said `` I have been on a four year crusade against the enemies of the North Korean people! I personally defeated the militaries of the imperialists countries, and made the world safe for the People's Republic! Not only will we rule the entire Korean peninsula, but the entire planet!'' 
 
 North Koreans begin to repopulate the earth, settling all across the planet. There is no longer a North Korea. The entire landmass of earth is now Korea. Even the name `` earth'' goes away. The third planet from the sun is simply renamed Korea. Korean students now learn about World War 3 in history class. They learn how the mighty Kim slipped across the DMZ of North and South Korea in the middle of the night, and began his four year rampage executing all non-North Koreans on the planet by hand. One boy raises his hand. `` How could one man kill so many people?'' The teacher shoots him in the head, then says `` Class, why was that boy's question wrong?'' In unison the class responds `` Because The Great Kim is not a man, he is a God.''
