[ WP ] You decide to fight crime despite the fact that the only power a freak lab accident granted you is tremendous over-confidence .

`` It left me scarred but not battered. I still had the strength to stand up and face the fire. I knew that if I failed now, I could never escape the burning building in time to save that pretty girl I wanted to bang in sales. And so I did. I jumped across the building over towards the window of the next office, and crashed into the flames head first while doing a barrel roll. I kicked open the door to the left where she lay helpless screaming for help. 
 
 I picked her up in my arms, she must have weighed about 120, and I broke down the door with my shoulders to lead her out to safety. 
 
 I asked her out for coffee immediately after she said she was fine. I said, `` Damn straight you fine''. To which she refused. I was so shocked, that I walked up to a coffee shop ( all black and bruised from the soot ) and shared the entire story with the next most beautiful woman i could find. `` 
 
 And that, kids, is how I met your Grandma. **Fist bumps 4 year old**
