[ WP ] Rewrite your favorite knock-knock joke as a serious story .

*Knock knock* 
 
 `` Who's there?'' Grandma called out from her favourite seat in the living room. 
 
 `` It's Jimmy,'' Jimmy said, letting her know it was someone worth getting up and actually answering the door for. 
 
 `` Jimmy *who*?'' Grandma replied, her tone suggesting she did n't know anyone named Jimmy. 
 
 Jimmy had n't seen his grandmother for a few years. While his mother had told him about the Alzheimer's, he never once thought his own grandmother would forget him. She practically raised him while his mother was busy working. She taught him to speak, to walk and to love. Barely able to breathe correctly and fighting back tears, Jimmy walked briskly to his car and drove away. He drove and drove hoping he could forget about it all just as his grandmother had done so easily. 
 
 He was found wrapped around a pole outside the city the next morning.
