[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

`` Excuse me sir, you're not allowed to be up here!'' The strange man turned around and I saw he was standing next to a shopping cart on a wooden track that appeared to run off the side of the building, and I looked in bewilderment as he suddenly sprang into the cart without a word. The cart suddenly shot down the track as I heard the man cackle in what sounded like utter glee, and I watched as he was launched off the 27th floor. I ran to the side to see if he fell, only to see to my surprise, that he had built an entire roller coaster using this shopping cart and the surrounding buildings, however along the track were all sorts of hazards! Wheter it be a loose board or a jump that looked too far to make or something as simple as a rock perched precariously overhead. I watched this strange being ride on his suicide-coaster for what seemed like hours but he soon slowed to a stop. He had somehow managed to miss every single threat. I stood there bewildered when i suddenly heard him shout `` YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME''.
