[ WP ] `` All is lost ! The enemy is through the gate ! ''

`` All is lost! The enemy is through the gate!'' 
 
 `` Close it, close it at once! There's too much coming through! We're going to get swamped! We ca n't handle the load!'' 
 
 `` It's no use Sir! The gate is n't listening to us. It's opening and closing on it's own accord!'' 
 
 `` Dear god, save us all. Initiate phase two, just like we practiced. Unleash the tongue o' meat. Maybe it can push back the tide to beyond the gate.'' 
 
 `` Sir, phase two is n't pushing the enemy back. I think it likes the taste of the enemy, sir. It's letting the enemy in!'' 
 
 `` What? Preposterous! All that mental preparation down the gullet! I'll have words with the boys who dealt with its training later. Fall back! No sense in having young men die needlessly. I always wanted to die slathered in mustard. Fare thee well soldier.'' 
 
 `` Sir!!!'' 
 
 I chewed my hotdog slowly as I shoved more of the delightful treat into my mouth. For some unknown reason, I could almost hear minute cries of terror. Shrugging my shoulders, I continued eating my lunch. 
 

