[ WP ] A world where musical instruments are also weapons .

It's been 50 years since the great war, I looked down the barren streets which were once bustling market places. Before the war, heavy metal was a sight to behold. Now, even the toughest of men turn into mice at the sound of happy birthday. 
 The faint blood curdling screams of men, mixed with the diminished chords of the ukulele gang was a daily occurrence. The other clans just could not keep up. Their small size made them easily available, even allowing child musicians a chance to fight. They out numbered everyone 100:1, violinists, their notes all fell flat. Drummers, all fell out of beat. Keyboardists, spent too much time refining their tones of war and were easily wiped out. Guitarists are still trying to out shine each other and have been at skirmish with each other since the war began. I carried my bass high and proud, we bassists were mocked at before the war for `` not being heard'' or for being the shitty guitarist in the band. But look where we are today. Firmly rooted in the rhythm, but yet able to conjure up melodic lines. We were the only ones able to withstand the onslaught of ukuleles. 
 I took one final look at the street, reminiscing about the days when music was fun, when music was still a hobby and a profession. Not a tool of destruction. 
 As that thought left my head, i heard the sound of ukuleles in the distance. Horrified I thought to myself, `` Oh no, Beiber'' 
 
 First time writing here so please be gentle.
