[ WP ] Retell any Christian story with Hulk Hogan as the main character .

Luke 19:1-10 
 
 The Hulkster entered Jericho and was passing through. A man was there by the name of Randy; he was a chief tax collector and was wealthy. 
 
 He wanted to see who Hulk Hogan was, but he was short and could not see over the crowd. So he ran ahead and climbed a sycamore-fig tree to see him, since Hulk Hogan was coming that way. 
 
 When The Hulkster reached the spot, he looked up and said to him, “ Macho Man, come down immediately, Brother! I must stay at your house today. ” 
 
 So he came down at once and welcomed him gladly: `` Oh YEAAAAHHHHHH!'' 
 
 All the Hulkamaniacs saw this and began to mutter, “ He has gone to be the guest of a sinner! ” 
 
 But the Macho Man stood up and said to the Lord, “ Look, Hulk! Here and now Elizabeth and I give half of our possessions to the poor, and if I have cheated anybody out of anything, I will pay back four times the amount! YEAHHHHHHHHH! ” 
 
 Hogan said to him, “ Today salvation has come to this house, because this man, too, is a son of Wrestling. For the Hulkster came to seek and to save the lost. ”
