[ WP ] You are tasked with conducting the funeral of the human race .

`` What was that?'' 
 
 I thought to myself as a loud sharp noise pierced through the air and invaded my ear drums. I looked outside of my foggy window, and there was.... Nothing. Completely nothing. This must be a dream, it has to be. I put on my boots and threw some jeans and a heavy jacket on and stepped outside of my door. The first thing I noticed was the silence, there was n't one sound. I looked to my left, looked to my right, empty. Empty ground as far as the eye could see. No buildings, no people. 
 
 I started to think what could've happened, WW3? Experimental bombing? No. I would've died too. Suddenly I heard the noise again and a huge shadow covered me and the space around me for at least 2 miles. I suddenly got the chills, and a deep sense of fear ran over me. I looked up and what I saw was... Breathtaking. I could n't stop staring, it was a ship. A ship that looked like something straight out of starwars. An alien invasion? Are you kidding me? 
 
 Suddenly a bright light beamed down and an alien teleported 10 feet away from me. I stared at him in awe, he was at least 13 feet tall, maybe more. He had a very slender figure, pale purple skin and bug like eyes. He wore a crown and a big long dress, he looked like royal. Many thoughts raced through my head, finally one surfacing and making it's way to my vocal cords. But then another thought popped into my head of the sudden. 
 
 `` Hello human.'' 
 
 I did n't understand. I was thinking this but it was n't my thought, it was n't my voice, what is- 
 
 `` Do n't be alarmed, this is simply the only way to communicate through with inferior life forms such as yourself.'' 
 
 `` O.. Okay.'' I stammered out as best I could. 
 
 `` Wha.. What are.. Who.. Where..'' I could n't form any coherent sentences. I was deeply afraid, I did n't know what to say. 
 
 `` We come from the the planet of Jupiter, you've heard of it I'm sure. We are life forms such as yourselves. Although we are much more advanced. We have watched and studied your kind since the beginning.'' 
 
 `` So.. So what happened? Where is everyone?'' 
 
 `` Well, this may come as a shock to you. We have tried warning your kind many times throughout the centuries. The earth is a very important planet, in this galaxy, in fact in the universe. It is the perfect balance of everything, to be able to hold this many life forms at once. We warned your kind that if they threatened the well being of earth we would intervene.'' 
 
 `` Do.. Do you mean to say.. You killed everyone?'' 
 
 `` Do not act surprised, it was either you kill each other within the next week, and earth along with you. Or we intervene and save earth.'' 
 
 `` How could you do this?! My family, my friends?!'' I was suddenly filled with rage. 
 
 The alien rose his finger and pointed while saying `` Do not act surprised, do not fret we wiped everyone and everything you have ever made on this planet in a second. No one felt a thing.'' 
 
 My emotions suddenly went away as his voice echoed through my head. 
 
 `` We have chosen you.'' 
 
 `` Me? Why me?'' 
 
 `` You know exactly why.'' 
 
 `` I have no idea what you're talk- 
 
 `` Do not try to fool me human. We have watched you and every single other person of your forsaken race since the beginning. We have watched closely.. Seen the things you've done.. The things you've accomplished. And we are intrigued.'' 
 
 `` You mean to say..'' 
 
 
 `` Yes. You have racked up quite the body count. More than 150 people. Not only that, but you have never been caught. You kill without mercy, you're very good at it. Yet, you lead a nice, well furnished life. You have no emotion except for fear and rage, the perfect killing machine. We would like to study you.. You see the Milky Way will soon be ours, and we're going to need more people like you.'' 

