[ IP ] Waiting on a ride .

*I really do n't know what to expect. I doubt this paintball mask and goggles will protect me from radiation, or... uh... whatever the hell I'm going to encounter. Damn, I ca n't stop shaking! I'm so excited! Will this NASA bumper sticker be believable? Whatever, I ca n't think about that. I have to be confident. * 
 
 *Wow, that moon sure is beautiful tonight. I guess I could n't really ask for a better looking landscape to have behind me when they pick me up! I wonder if they'll be able to understand me... better yet, I wonder if I'll be able to understand them! Come on, they should be here by now! I do n't see anything! * 
 
 *Maybe I should turn on my lights or something? It might be too dark, they probably do n't see me and they ca n't find where I'm waiting. What am I talking about, they told me where to wait, of course the know where I am. If they were willing to come this far to pick me up, they'd probably invest some time into knowing how to get around. I'm sure they can figure out how to find a big truck in the middle of the woods on a bright night like this. * 
 
 *Forty-five minutes late? Really? I wonder what's holding them up?! Traffic maybe? Wait, did I really just say that? Hahaha, that was stupid of me. Seriously though, it's starting to get cold out here. I wonder if they have heat... wait, what was that noise?? Is that someone laughing? * 
 
 `` Hey, who's over there? Is someone there?'' *Maybe I'll get off the truck and check out what's behind those bushes.'' 
 
 `` Ricky? Joey? Nick? What in the hell are you guys doing here?'' *Why is Ricky laughing so hard? I really do n't these guys. They're always such assholes, picking on me and everything. * 
 
 `` You did n't actually think there were aliens did you?! We heard about that message you got, so we wanted to come check out if you were actually going to show up!'' *What is Ricky talking about? * 
 
 `` And if there were aliens, you did n't honestly think that their first stop would be to come pick your stupid ass up, DID YOU?!?! HAHAHAHA'' *Alright, now I'm really starting to get mad. * 
 
 `` I hate you guys! Why in the hell are you always picking on me? You think it's funny or something?'' *Wow, I ca n't believe I was really so stupid to believe this shi --... wait, what is that bright light coming from? * 
 
 `` Alright guys, very funny, you can quit it now. Jesus.'' *Seriously, that light is really bright! It's not even funny anymore! * 
 
 `` Damn Trevor, that is n't from us, honest!'' *Okay, now I'm getting a little freaked out. Wait... why does it feel like something's pulling me? Holy hell, I'm floating now! * 
 
 `` HELP GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON?! PLEASE! JUST HELP ME!'' *OWWW THIS REALLY IS STARTING TO HURT! HOLY SHIT, ITS REALLY A UFO!! I WAS RIGHT! * 
 
 `` SEE YOU ASSHOLES LATER!'' *Holy shit, I ca n't believe this is actually happening....*
