[ WP ] You find your wallet on the ground . However , your ID says that you were born today .

There is something on the ground not to far from me. I ca n't quite reach it. I want to reach it. However, I ca n't quite feel my limbs. I want to move TOWARD that something. I flailed around, but got the general motion. Slowly. Almost there. I think I got the hang of this. My hands grabbed the smooth, soft brown shape. It was folded. It had things inside. Food? Fun? I do n't know. Blearily, my eyes went to work trying to decode this mystery. I pulled out a piece of paper, with a sticky paper on it labeled `` I'' and `` D''. Now I have no idea what that means but a paper with gibberish I do not understand is boring. I threw it away and began to gnaw on the brown soft thing in my hands. It tasted weird. 
 
 `` Honey, I do n't think he's old enough to own a wallet.'' Said the mother, watching their baby boy toss his birth certificate away and try to eat the wallet. 
 
 `` You're never too young to have your own wallet.'' Insisted the father.
