[ WP ] Everyone 's nudes get released online in an NSA screw up , as a result people abandon clothing altogether .

`` You heard the news?'' 
 
 `` About the US? All over the news, innnit? Bunch of crazy bastards doing crazy shite. Never knew they'd do this, though. Running around in the nude.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but have you seen the amount of tourists they've been getting? It's like going to the nude beach, except it's a focken nude country, mate.'' 
 
 `` Really? Shite! The UN ca n't do shite too, right? Now that Trump declared the country out of the UN?'' 
 
 `` Yeah? It's wot? 2 months into his presidency and he's already made the US independent. He cut most his ties, right?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, mate. But imagine. Fat slobs jiggling around parks where kids play.'' 
 
 `` And kids themselves. Just walking around naked.'' 
 
 `` Ah, fuck. I could've done without the mental image.'' 
 
 `` Fucked up is what it is, mang.'' 
 
 `` Yeah. I think we're seeing the end of times, mang.'' 
 
 `` Nah, fuck that. Wan na get a beer?''
