[ WP ] You find an app that turns whatever you type into reality . However , auto-correct keeps getting in your way .

I knew this would happen one day. Just did n't expect it to happen under these circumstances. 
 
 You see, I was mad drunk that night after being fired from my 7 year job. Could n't meet the harsh standards of my fucking new boss. Nobody in the bar dared to come close to me. Ahh, that smell, I can still sense it now, after 12 hours. 
 
 I knew how drunk I was, and of course I did n't drive. Tried to call a friend to pick me up, but everything was such a blur, to the point where I could n't find his number in my contact list. 
 
 I was struggling on my phone for a good five minutes, but then I remembered the app. I could ask to teleport myself home. But I was of course too drunk to type, so I turned on the voice-to-text function. 
 
 `` Teleport me home,'' said I. What seemed like a voice recognition error message appeared on the screen. 
 
 `` Fuck!'' Drunken me could n't tolerate this shit! `` Fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK! Get me home, NOW!! Fuuuuck!'' I could feel the eyes of the pedestrians fixed on me. I did n't care. I needed to get home before I would pass out. `` FUCK! Come on! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!!!!'' 
 
 *Little did I know that the autocorrect profanity filter was on…* 
 
 Suddenly, I was home. Surrounded by twelve very confused ducks. 
 
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 Let's just imagine the profanity filter changes swear words into something else that is spelled almost the same.
