[ EU ] Write a serious story substituting as many words for pokemon names as possible .

`` Let me get a pikachu'' I Exeggute, my voice sounding Horsea. Her eyes Flareon as she Weedles over to me. I catch her soft Jigglypufff giggle. I've known this Vulpix since we were teens. My mind is all Tangelaed up. Who would've know after all these years, her heart still Ekans for me. I did n't want to Sandshrew what felt like our last Chancey. The last time we saw each other, I was so Tentacruel. She had caught me Lickitunging her friend, sitting in my Lapras, caressing her Voltorbs. I looked up at her and told her that she was `` just Muk to me now''. I had heard about her trying to Rhydon some guy and I wanted to make sure she knew I was Goldeen without her. But I was n't. My heart felt Wartortled. 
 
 `` You know, I did Raichu'' she Machokes some tears. I Fearowed she'd say that. 
 `` You only wrote Clefables'' I Gloomily say. My mind still Haunters the memories of her and that guy's Ryhorn. I'll never be able to Zapdos the bad memories.
