[ WP ] After Astronaut Capt . Scott Kelly returns to earth following a 340-day stretch at the ISS , NASA receives a distress signal from the ISS ... from Capt . Scott Kelly .

The young technician sat alone at the computer terminal. 
 
 `` I ca n't believe my luck.'' Jennifer said, slowly scanning all the numbers streaming across the multiple screens she was in charge of watching. Today was the day that Captain Scott Kelly, a NASA hero, finally came back from his nearly year long stretch on the International Space Station. Instead of being able to go and take pictures with him, and possibly touch his tralala, she's stuck inside control. 
 
 Suddenly the doors burst open and loud, excited crowd pushes into the large, empty, quiet control room. 
 
 `` Oh my God, it's him!'' squeals Jennifer. She spots Captain Kelly in the center of the group, with photographers and cheering NASA employees all around him. Jennifer is distracted and star struck, and almost does n't see the flashing distress signal blazing across all of her screens. Her fingers speed across the keys and she brings the audio from the distress signal into her headset. 
 
 The crowd stands silent focused on Captain Kelly, while Kelly himself is transfixed, watching Jennifer and hoping to learn about the nature of the distress signal coming from the very place he just left. 
 
 Finally Jennifer says aloud, slowly `` The space station has been taken over by someone, someone evil. It has been taken over by Captain Scott Kelly!''. The crowd silently and slowly turns toward Captain Kelly, standing in his astronaut outfit in the center of the control room. 
 
 He quietly asks: `` Then... who was phone''.
