[ WP ] It 's your first day as Hell 's weatherman .

`` So... So I just speak onto the mic?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, that's how it works... Shit, look at the time, you're up.'' 
 
 `` H-hello, ladies and demonspawn, to the FOX news daily weather forecast. A-as you can see, on Monday, we have a slight chance of eternal damnation, with the temperature at an cool and breezy 100 degrees. And, Uh, on Tuesday, it's going to get colder to a chilly -39 degrees. Thursday and Wednesday, it seems like there's going to really warm, with a high of 2,000 degrees, and a low of 1,999. So, be sure to drink some cool magma to... to, Uh, cool yourself down. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, there is at least a 50 percent chance of Acidstorm, so, if you're out and about, be sure to get yourself an umbrella. this has been Lucifer O'satan with Fox News, wishing you an bad day.'' 
 

