[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

I'm a trustworthy guy, and that is why I ca n't stand when people talk about me behind my back. You understand, right? 
 
 People are just jealous of me, and so they spread these rumors. But I would absolutely *not* lie to you. I am just like my uncle, George Washington, in that I can not tell a lie. 
 
 He was my uncle, yes. Uncle George I used to call him, before he passed. I do n't really like to talk about it, him being President and all. 
 
 But we're two peas in a pod, both honest to a fault. So you can honestly believe what I tell you. Those other people will regret all the lies they tell about me. They're lucky I'm so forgiving, because my dad is an important guy in the Mafia...
