[ WP ] Describe an object within five feet of you in as much detail as possible .

**The Transfiguration of a Jägermeister Jug** 
 
 In a former life, it had served nobly as a vessel for the storage, transportation and dispensement of Jägermeister. In short, it used to be a liter Jägermeister jug, before transfiguration. 
 
 Transfiguration of an Jägermeister jug meant that a few of its siblings got shattered, while a DIYer learned how to bore a clean hole in the lower sidewall, to accommodate an electrical cord. Drilling holes in glass is n't that hard, once you figure out how—and you hold your tongue just right. 
 
 After its holing, the rest of its transfiguration went quickly, with the addition of a cordset and lamp parts from the hardware store. 
 
 With the mechanical assembly completed, the Jägermeister lamp needed two additions. First, a bunch of glass marbles to weight its base—as well as hide all the wires. The final touch, of course, was a beige lampshade. 
 
 In final form, the Jägermeister Lamp occupies just a corner of a small table—leaving* room enough for a vacuum coffee tumbler and other bits of EDC.
