[ WP ] You get a call from a number you do n't know .

Scenario 1: 
 
 John calls the police. 
 
 Ten minutes later, the police opened the bag only to find two phones along with a live ferret inside. In its bid to escape, the ferret unintentionally dialed on one phone and accidentally opened the owner's porn videos on the other. 
 
 The owner of the bag was called and arrested for animal abuse. 
 
 John was thanked for his service, and everything went back to normal. The end. 
 
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 Scenario 2 
 
 John called on the mysterious number, curious on who would pick up. To his surprise, a phone rang near him, right next to a public toilet. There was a muffled yelp from inside, and then a man with his pants down opened the door and grabbed the bag. He was wearing jogging pants and a sweatshirt, and his heavy breathing implied he just ran for a long time. 
 
 Mystery solved, John promptly hung up the phone, leaving a confused jogger to wonder who called his phone while he was busy doing business. 
 
 The end. 

