[ CW ] In the near future , human teenagers have become incapable of understanding the standard English we have today . Their religious leaders ' solution ? Reprint central bible stories using 1337speak and gamer terms .

G3nsys 1 ( 1337V ) 
 
 ^1 n t3h b3g1nzorz, XxG0DxX ( r38'd t3h h34v3nz & t3h |.|rf! ^2 t3h |.|rf w45 v01dage & d4nkness w45 4ll 0vr! & XxG0DxX'z 5P1R1T h0v3rt 0vr t3h w4tr! 
 
 ^3 XxG0DxX: `` G1MM3 L1T FGT.'' & th31r w45 l1t! ^4 & XxG0DxX 54w t3h l1t w45 gud! & XxG0DxX 53pr8'd t3h l1t phrm t3h d4nkness! ^5 XxG0DxX ( 4lt t3h l1t `` D4y'' & t3h d4nkness `` N1t''! & th31r w45 3vn1n & m0rn1n, t3h 1st d4y! 
 
 ^6 XxG0DxX: `` G1MM3 XP4N5AGE N T3H W4TR, 53PR8ING W4TR PHRM W4TR.'' ^7 & XxG0DxX m8 t3h xp4n53 & 53pr8'd t3h 2 w4trz! tru 5t0ry! 
 
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 Gensys 1 ( LeetV, transliterated ) 
 
 ^1 N teh beginzorz,'God' creait'd teh heavenz and teh Urf! ^2 Teh Urf was voidage and dankness was all ovr! And'God'' s Spirit hovert ovr teh watr! 
 
 ^3'God': `` GIM ME LIT FGT.'' and their was lit! ^4 And'God' saw teh lit was gud! And'God' seprait'd teh lit phrm teh dankness! ^5'God' calt teh lit `` Day'' and teh dankness `` Nit''! And their was evnin and mornin, teh first day! 
 
 ^6'God': `` GIM ME XPANSAGE N TEH WATR, SEPRAITING WATR PHRM WATR.'' ^7 And'God' mait teh xpanse and seprait'd teh two watrz! Tru story! 
 
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 *I do n't think I can take more than seven verses without giving myself a headache. *
