[ TT ] The world 's greatest hero could n't save everyone ... so he 's protesting unfair work expectations in a rather unorthodox way .

Excerpt from Metalloid Man's latest stand up special `` Got Bent'' has fueled some controversy over twitter as the hashtag `` # thatsnotmetal'' and it's anti `` # thatssometal'' became the most trending hashtags within hours of it's airing. Here are some of the inflammatory remarks from last night's show: 
 
 `` You know what I've been thinking since I started this job guys? Hostage crises. I have one just about every two weeks. Am I a hostage negotiator? No. Every single one of you here knows it and yet when shit goes down it's always'Metalloid man, Save me!' Guys, I'm not revealing my secret identity here, but I was n't in the FBI, okay? I do n't know what the fuck I'm doing. I'm a dude made of metal. No, I do n't know how to talk the crazy desperate guy out of not shooting you in the face now that I showed up. If that happens, you know what? - Last time I checked there were n't any job qualifications to be a superhero except to be a motherfucking bad ass.'' 
 
 To further incite the already inflammatory crowd Metalloid man proceeded to flex 
 
 `` You want to hear my solution on how to end these hostage situations? New rule. We kill the hostages as well as the criminal.'What the fuck, Metalloid Man?' You might ask. Well, here's. What. Fuck. The. Every time someone becomes a hostage they become a liability, are you with me? Now I have to listen to some knife or gun toting nut who wants to wrestle his way into a slightly softer ass kicking by threatening one of you. You know whose help I need the most in that moment? Yours. Metalloid Man helps you. He shows up and he charges you straight up fucking nothing to help you. You've got to help me too. Stop getting caught by these assholes and for fucks sake DO SOMETHING TOO!'' 
 
 He accentuated this point by flexing some more and removing his shirt. 
 
 `` No, but seriously, before you all get puffy and leave, think about it. If we have to kill the hostage and the hostage taker every time, there's no compromise. The hostage takers will never even bother taking it that far. There wo n't be any point. As for the hostages - I guaran-fucking-tee you that there will be less hostages. Fucking nobody will be standing there all stiff and awkward because they'll know their ass is on the line in more ways than one. I want to see a lot less cooperation with these criminal assholes and I sure as hell could use it from you.'' 
 
 He accentuated this point by flexing once again and pointing at the crowd in the manner of Uncle Sam. 
 
 `` Now I know some of you will bring up the most important point -'Well what if someone gets killed?' You're right, great point. That's a perfectly valid point. Here's an even better one. We've got eleven billion people on the planet and space for only one at best. I think it's past the point of'Gee what if someone gets hurt' and more towards'Shit guys, Steve's gone but I've actually been looking for a job lately and I heard Steve's boss has an opening now'. I'm talking about looking at the real situation here. We do n't REALLY need everyone. Steve fucked up? Fuck Steve. Ya'll understand?'' 
 
 The stand-up performance was cut prematurely when an audience member stood up and demanded an apology from Metalloid Man who responded with a threat, and this is a direct quote `` I will bodyslam you on this stage and teabag you until you suffocate''. Unbelievably, even after such a disastrous performance the demands for Metalloid Man's next stand up special have only increased. He declined to comment on when the next one will be. 
 
 Meanwhile Metalloid Man's popular reality TV show called `` Steel a Dick'' will start airing this June.
