[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

`` Superhero Police hotline, what is your emergency.'' 
 
 
 `` *Sigh*, Hey Jocelyn, it's me again.'' 
 
 
 `` Hey Kai. What's it this time?'' 
 
 
 `` Hostage situation. He's been banging against the drywall with a thermal nuclear raybeam pointed at the window and the front door is rigged with C4. He has his shield being powered by the mini-thorium reactor.'' 
 
 
 `` Thanks, I'll get someone over.'' 
 
 
 `` I appreciate it. Joc.'' 
 
 
 `` Anytime. You should really think about moving Kai, it's never going to end.'' 
 
 
 `` Hey Jocelyn?'' 
 
 
 `` Something else?'' 
 
 
 `` Are you free Thursday night? There's a really good Indian restaurant I know, not that busy...'' 
 
 
 `` Kai, we've been over this! You know who I'm seeing! Damnit, why am I saying this, these calls are recorded. You know how jealous he gets!'' 
 
 
 `` What's it not like he's just saved the galaxy again. Besides, he's not even your type!'' 
 
 
 `` Damnit Kai, we ca n't be together, you know that!'' 
 
 
 `` Why?! Just because I'm not special?!'' 
 
 
 *slams the phone down. * 
 
 
 *doorbell rings. Kai walks over to answer the door. * 
 
 
 `` Hi, I'm your neighbor from downstairs. It would be like, nice if you could stop banging on the walls?'' 
 
 
 `` Sorry, that's Dr. Doom's cousin, trying to kidnap Super Gi-, wait you are n't wearing a costume.'' 
 
 
 `` Well, neither are you.'' 
 
 
 `` Are you free Thursday? I know a really good Indian place.'' 
 
 
 `` Sure! I love Indian. Aww, that's so nice of you! Makes me feel special, like a superhero!''
