[ EU ] Batman has a conversation with his insurance agent .

`` That will be 435,000,000 US dollars per month. If you add the house insurance, I'm not even sure how much it will cost.'' 
 
 Batman stared down at his gloved hands in brooding thought. 
 
 `` What if i take the life insurance off and just keep the rest? The only one who would benefit from it would be Alfr... I MEAN NOT THE BUTLER WHO RAISED ME.'' 
 
 `` Mr. Bat, Can i call you that? I would really prefer if you stopped talking so loudly. The life insurance would take a pretty nice chunk out of the main body, but thats still a lot of money. With you're driving record, you're lucky we can even offer you car insurance.'' 
 
 `` Just Batman would be great, thanks Greg. Are you sure? Is there some sort of government benefit for Vigilantes?'' 
 
 `` There is not Mr. Bat, I mean Mr. Man. Sorry, Batman. Your policy could be made cheaper if you split it with a significant other. A girlfriend or your mother perhaps?'' 
 
 Batman's eyes began to well and his makeup began to run. 
 
 `` My mother... My mother is no longer with us.'' 
 
 `` Oh... I'm very sorry. Your father then?'' 
 
 It was too much. Bruce burst into tears and flew out of the office like a bat into the night. His cape flowing behind him like black silk. 
 
 `` Mr. BAT!! I'M VERY SORRY. MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT THIS OVER COFFE OR AFTER A MOVIE?'' But he was too far away. `` Damn, that would have been the biggest sale of the year. The christmas bonus would have been mine...'' 
 
 Greg went and sat down at his desk and straightened his tie. He would get him next time. A man without a policy never stayed away for long.
