[ WP ] You are searching through your old things in your parent 's basement when you accidentally push a switch hidden in the wall . The wall opens up , revealing a secret stairway descending into darkness .

*hmm... Do I want to go down there? It's my parents' house. I'm sure there's nothing dangerous down there. * 
 Slowly I took a few steps into the darkness. 
 *Wait. Shit... * 
 I check for any scars I may not have noticed before. 
 *Nope, no evil Siamese twin or anything... But that does n't discount the possibility of evil regular twin... Screw it, I've already gone a few steps, I'm past the point of no return* 
 I continue a few more steps, running my hand along the wall to keep balance. 
 *Uhh. Hang on. Do I really want to do this? What if it's like some kind of sex dungeon? God, how will I look at my parents the same way? I mean, I walked in on them one time and it fucked me up pretty good for a while, but I guess I'm a relatively functional adult. I can probably handle it. * 
 I pull out my cell phone and activate the light. The walls are white plaster until I reach a small landing. A steel door is the only thing at the bottom of the stairs. 
 *I wonder if it's locked. Big steel door though. That screams'do n't go in there' if I've ever heard an inanimate object scream something. I mean this is how horror movies start. * 
 I check the door and it's unlocked. 
 *Here's the moment. * 
 I open the door to find a nice looking chair, worn brown leather. Next to it is a wooden table with a lamp and a book. The walls look like cheap fake wood panel wallpaper. The book has no distinguishing characteristics other than being bound in red leather. 
 *This... is unexpected and boring? What the hell? No evil twin, no sex dungeon... Why so much secrecy for only one book and a chair? Oh Christ, what if that's like... Child porn or something? Do I really want to see? I do n't even want to see what it is now. * 
 I turn on the lamp and reach for the book. 
 *What am I doing? I should just call the cops. * 
 I begin opening the book. 
 *Just a quick peek, the police will believe me... But the family wont. Yeah, I'll just put it down and be on my way. I'll forget this whole thing ever happened. * 
 I open the book to the first page. 
 *Why ca n't I stop... What the hell? * 
 **1001 dad jokes by Dick Wiseguy** 
 *This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen! *
