[ WP ] Whenever a felony is committed , a clone of the perpetrator is created using DNA left at the crime scene . The original goes to jail , while the clone takes his/her place in society .

As a child I often fantasized about having a clone to do my chores. I detested chores, thus I while performing the painfully boring tasks my mind would wander. If I had a clone, he could do these lackluster chores for me while I played video games! Damn that would be sweet. But another thought, would be fine the chores equally as boring? Would he resent me for making him toil while I played? Would he demand that we split time with the chores, 50/50? If I refused would he plot to kill me and take over my life? Who knows but it would be cool. 
 
 In college I wished I had two clones. One to work and one to go to my classes while I partied and had fun. But then as adult clones they would probably demand even more to do what asked. One would go to all my classes, live on a cot in the library consuming information. He would breath subjects in a way that studying kept him alive. My other clone would work part time jobs and in his spare time work on inventing `` the next big thing''. Whether it be a functioning transformer ( robots in disguise! ) or a business that applies the indestructibility of spider silk strands to everyday items that break too easily. Sigh, if only. 
 
 And now as I sit in this jail cell, I wonder what my clone is doing. Is he continuing the career that built? Or is he going to forge a new path? This clone ca n't possibly be just like me. Have my thoughts, feelings, desires, dreams and demons. Can it? I can only imagine when I am released I will have to start over because my clone will have forged his own path. He will not want my family. My home. My life. What is to keep him from making the same terrible decision I did? From drinking too much that night and crushing the family of four with my SUV. Will he have an alcohol problem too? He could be in the cell across from me before I know it. Two becomes three, three becomes four, how far does this linear growth go? And now for the first time, I wish I did n't have a clone.
