[ WP ] A tumblrina and 4chan user are set up on a blind date .

*Well he's rather cute, in a sort of'I'm-just- gon na -shave-when-it's-a-bother' sort of way. Perhaps a bit plump, but I mean none of us are here if we were scoring top marks on the visual level. * Katie tilted her head just a bit, listening to him - Joey, was it? - talk about his career in the world of programming. *I wonder if he orgasm in binary when I fuck him? *. 
 
 `` Uh, everything okay Katie?'' 
 
 *Shit! * Trying to stop herself from bursting out in self-induced laughter out of her own lame joke she had pulled up her hand to cover her mouth, forgetting that it might be something of a very observable move. 
 
 `` Oh... sorry, no. I thought I was going to burp... hah!'' 
 
 `` Hah...'' 
 
 *To burp..!!! What the hell, lame social skills!? * An inward groan rumbled through her mind and she tried to put her most amiable smile to ease the situation. 
 
 `` Sorry, Joey, continue! You were about to say something about the last place you worked at?'' She tilted her head to the other side and nodded; a sure sign of her absolutely paying attention. 
 
 `` Oh, yeah, right! Last job, jeeze! Talk about CIS-Zoo, am I right? Could n't find a nuance of colour there, even the walls were white.'' 
 
 *I'm so lost now. What? Siss-Zoo? Is he a fan of interior decorating or something, is this like'art gecko' or'minimalismism'? Shit, I do n't want to look like I'm stupid either. Just nod and pretend you know what what he's on about. * 
 
 `` Uh-huh, yeah. White walls are the worst.'' *Smooth! * 
 
 `` Hah! Good one! Yeah, so those 2 years I spent working there was like a living torture, right? The. Worst. And the wage was n't that good either. But the people, god...! It's like...'' 
 
 *I mean I could fuck him, sure. Do I want to, though, is that bad on a first blind date? Do you get like more blind dates with the same guy or is that kinda not how this work? God, I never should have been persuaded into this. I could have played some vidya games, at least there you do n't have to know shit like art and such. * 
 
 ``.... so that's when I started to catalog all their shit, right?....'' 
 
 *Two years, though. Two years. Got ta get something in the poontang before it dries away.'Oh excuse me, Joey, would you like to come to my place for some coffee?' He'll get that reference... He has to. Guy like him? He got ta get that reference. * 
 
 `` I swear, some of the stuff they said during lunch? Vile. Disgusting. Misogynistic. I was so fed up and when I started making getting reblogged...'' 
 
 *Oh I'm going to be straight up vile, disgusting and misogynistic with your dic -- Wait, huh? What's this guy on about? * 
 
 `` Do you hang out on Tumblr, Katie?'' 
 
 *Oh fuck, he's a fucking SWJ faggot. God damnit. Shit. * 
 
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 `` Oh, uh, no I'm not really familiar with Tumblr. Heard of it, though!'' 
 
 *She's such a pretty girl. I mean, I know I'm totally objectifying her right now but I never claimed to be blameless in perpetuating sexism in today's society. Besides, as long as I'm conscious about my privileges and do n't act on them, I'm fine. * 
 
 `` Oh, it's a pretty decent site, really! I have vented so much frustration out on Tumblr, you would n't believe. All the douchebag, misogynistic, racist and stormfronters deserves to be put in the spotlight.'' 
 
 Joey straightened up and nodded as if putting a final dot on his statement. *I hope she does n't think I'm saying this to brag or anything. I just want her to know that I'm on women's side in this and that she does n't have anything to be afraid of with me. I really like her eyes, they seem so soulful and full of life. * 
 
 ``... Uh huh...'' 
 
 *Oh god, she seems confused! Now she thinks I'm some super nerd or something. I should n't have come off so eager to talk about all this computer and internet stuff at once, it's only perpetuating the stereotype of neckbeards. Oh god. Neckbeards. What if she thinks I'm one of those fedora misogynists that harasses women online? Fuck. * 
 
 `` Sorry, Katie!'' he clears his throat, reinforcing his smile `` I did n't mean to drone on about'internet-stuff' and all that jazz, I do n't want you to think that's all I care about. What I really care about is feminism, you know? I'm a feminist.'' 
 
 *That seemed to have cleared the air. * Joey took a sip of his glass of water and leaned back a bit, waiting for a reply. However, Katie seemed to be a bit loss for words. *Oh God, what did I say wrong now? * 
 
 `` That is to say! I'm not trying to co-opt the movement of feminism as a man. It's more accurate to say I'm an *ally* of Feminism, totally understanding that women are at the vanguard of this fight. You women are, after all, the true victims of the Patriarchy.'' 
 
 *Man, it's -so- important to be precise about these things, otherwise it's so easy to get things confused and misunderstood. * 
 
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 ``... Patriarchy.'' 
 
 *Fucking shit. This ca n't be happening. 2 years since I've been someone, first time trying a blind date and I'm hooked up with a Tumblrina faggot. * Katie felt her heart racing a bit. *Just -wait- until I get back to my computer and I'll write a story on this on 4chan. MRW fuck you. * 
 
 `` Sorry, Katie! I do n't mean to dominate the conversation. I'll leave the floor to you.'' 
 
 *Oh no you fuck- Do n't you -- God he got a nice smile. * 
 
 `` Oh, no! Hi-hi!'' *I do n't giggle! * `` It's alright, I'm glad you are so enthusiastic about this, you seem to know quite a lot about feminism!'' 
 
 *Oh god I'm a failure. This condescending, personal-feminist-jesus is made of fail and I just commended him about it. Oh I just want to leave, to leave, to leave. But that'll cause a scene... * 
 
 `` Thank you, that's very kind of you to say, Katie. But I'm sure that I could never never know more about it than you, or any women, who feels the need of feminism every day when you're harassed on the street or raped.'' 
 
 *I hate you. Oh god, I hate you. * 
 
 `` Mhm, absolutely. Yup. It's a struggle.'' 
 
 *I'll struggle your neck when I strangle it! * 
 
 `` Struggle, that's exactly the word that today's oppression of women, non-CIS and gays experience. It's a struggle and I'm so glad that I can talk about this struggle, partake in fighting against it. You know, it's really inspirational to find a strong woman like you on such an unlikely place like this.'' 
 
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 *It's SO refreshing to be able to talk about all these thins to someone in person! Good grief, it's a joy! So many people in this world, like my no-good family, that needs to be educated in all of this. It's good to talk to someone educated outside the online world once in a while. * 
 
 `` Heh-heh, well... that's me... I'm an inspiration. Heh...'' 
 
 *Yes you are Katie, yes you are. * 
 
 `` So if you do n't use Tumblr, are you on Twitter, Snapchat or Instagram perhaps?'' 
 
 `` No I spend most my time online on 4chan.'' 
 
 Katie suddenly stands up, reaching for her coat and looks at Joey 
 
 `` Look, uh... I'm going...'' 
 
 `` Oh...'' 
 
 *No! What went wrong.... 4chan, was that a joke? What the hell is worthwhile in that cesspool of misogyny and hate? Maybe it's some ironic thing or just curiosity...? * 
 
 `` But if you want, Joey. Maybe you can come with me for some... hot coffee?'' 
 
 `` Was that... is that.... Is that a GTA San Andreas reference?'' 
 
 `` You bet your faggot ass it is.'' 
 
 `` That's really homophobic and inappropriate, Katie.'' 
 
 `` What are you going to do about it, Joey?'' 
 
 Both Joey and Katie were now looking at each other. Both smiling. 
 
 `` I'm going to educate you, Katie.'' 
 
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 *My Fucking Reaction When: Hate sex. Score. * 
 
 `` Oh... Cool.'' 
 
 *I could have used'I hope I'm not going to be spanked, teacher' or'are you going to educate me with your dick?' -- but nope. I'm of fucking course not that suave and this is n't a porn novel. * 
 
 `` So... after you, Katie.'' 
 
 `` No, Joey. After you.'' 
 
 **FIN** 
 

