[ WP ] Due to your poor spelling , you 've accidentally summoned Stan .

I threw my hood back in astonishment as the smoke grew from the hextagram. It was a miracle that my chanting worked, deep down I thought that this would only be a way for me to deal with feeling like an outsider at school. But it's real! I actually summoned Satan! 
 
 Adrenaline was pumping through me as I fought through figuring out if I was excited or frightened by this. Would Satan destroy me? Serve me? Or did he have another plan? There was n't enough time for me to brainstorm as the air cleared and in the center of the summoning circle I saw a naked man. 
 
 He did not look menacingly at all. In fact he appeared to have the physique of a stoner skater that never mentally grew up but was closing in one thirty. He was n't very well groomed, thin but not really any muscle, and beyond the smell of the smoke I could smell weed and BO. 
 
 `` Satan?'' I could n't believe that this could be the lord of the underworld when he casually stood up as though he had just awoken from crashing at a friend's house after blacking out. He let out the most annoying giggle. 
 
 `` Hah-hah. Nah man it's Stan. Bro that was wild, where even are we hah-hah'' He stretched out and looked around, the most satisfying grin on his face as though this moment was his proudest achievement. `` Heh-heh I got no clothes.'' 
 

