[ WP ] What would you do for a klondike bar ?

`` What would you do for a Klondike bar!?'' I said as I held the microphone right up to my interviewee's face. For the fifth time in a row, the only response my subject offered was a pathetically-depressed moan. I motioned to turn off the camera to my crew. 
 
 Good grief. When I agree'd to make this damn commercial I had n't thought the natives would be so hard to work with. Did they hate white people? Were they against big business? They probably just hated America in general. 
 
 It had been I who originally pitched the idea for the commercial. It was a brilliant idea really, we got to walk around doing those'street interviews' which the public loved so much as well as help cure the famine in Africa... Well, we would be help curing the famine if these damn Ethiopians would be able to do SOMETHING to earn their damn Klondike bar. 
 
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