[ WP ] Realizing that there is no such thing as bad publicity , large companies have begun to pay money to families of anyone who commits suicide in a way that brings attention to their product . You are feeling suicidal , but want your family to get several large checks out of your death .

Dear Reader, 
 
 If you're reading this then I've done it. I want to be clear - I'm not encouraging anyone to do anything and everyone should make their own decisions. It was just my time and I want my family to be taken care of. I've set the camera up, and I'm really hoping I can keep everything in frame ( and that this actually kills me ). 
 
 Cross Promotion: Diet Coke and Mentos. Eventually I'm kinda hoping they'll both embrace the title `` Back Door Science Project.'' 
 
 I tried jamming the Mentos up there a few times before. I was really torn between just trying to have my butt swallow the entire pack or pushing them up there one by one. Eventually I settled on putting individual Mentos on my rectum and driving them up there with a small flashlight I keep in my glove compartment. 
 
 Anyway, I'm not sure how the video will shake out but my plan is to get the entire pack of Mentos up my butt then finish it off with, you guessed it, Diet Coke. This should rupture my large intestine and result in a painful, but for you the viewer hopefully comical, demise. We're going for YouTube hits here, after all. 
 
 Hopefully the geyser will be worth the hassle. I'd really like for my wife, Sarah, to be the sole benefactor. If it turns into a real hit please take care of my family. 
 
 Fresh Goes Better.
