[ WP ] With a gun pointed at your head , you 'll have to explain to your next door neighbor the reasons why you 're naked inside his house , why his wife is knocked out in the bathtub , and why there 's a hole six feet deep in the middle of the living room .

`` It's not what it looks like! I swear!'' 
 `` Ok... explain yourself...'' 
 `` Well, I'm a time traveler. I come from only a few years in the future... it's best that you do n't know the exact amount... Clothes and other objects do n't make it through the time vortex. Anyways, this year marked the beginning of the monsters appearing. One of the first attacks right here, right now. It turned out a Sherkosa... uh basically a vampire, was buried where your house stands a thousand years ago. It had dug itself out and infected your wife. In my time, she is one of the leaders of the invasion. Technically I was sent back to kill her... but I could n't follow through. Instead I killed the Sharkoza and it disintegrated. They were struggling when I appeared, so I had to make sure she did n't get any bite marks on her, and it looks like she's safe. Now I can leave you two be.'' 
 `` Uhhh....'' 
 `` Now if you will excuse me, I must go to the rendezvous point to go back to my own time. Goodbye.'' 
 As my neighbor stood there dumbfounded, gun still in hand, I walked past him and out the door, quickly darting back to my own house trying not to spend too much time naked outside. Ca n't believe the fucking moron bought that story...
