[ WP ] `` Ahh ! ... Not again ! '' You exclaimed in desperation as you 've been , yet again , summoned from the pits of Hell by a high-schooler to help them with their homework

`` Oh, it's you.'' 
 
 `` Hey, Azmodan!'' 
 
 `` Billy. Billy! I ca n't believe I came all the way up here and crossed two plains in this dimension-nonsense for nothing! Seriously, I'm surprised I did n't hear banjos on the way in because everybody here is inbred and looks the f # $ % ing same! Not to mention I lost Belial AND Allastor, the latter of whom spent four hundred dollars making `` long-distance spells'' for his girlfriend, who I am convinced is named CHUCK!'' 
 
 `` Azmodan?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` My homework. You came here to help me, remember?'' 
 
 `` Oh, yes. Fuck you, Billy. What is it this time?'' 
 
 `` Math.'' 
 
 `` Oh. Shocker. Billy, this is just bloody stupid.'' 
 
 `` Alright, Azmodan, calm down. We got ta come up with a plan. I can do it, I just need you to give me a little push. This is hard, but it ai n't a trouble to the Smartest Man in the Universe!'' 
 
 `` Alright, Billy, we need to talk. About this whole, `` Smartest in the Universe'' thing. First of all, Jenna Herring has got a higher G.P.O than you.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, so?'' 
 
 `` Well, correct me if I'm wrong, but a higher G.P.O means she's smarter, yea?'' 
 
 `` Well, okay, maybe...'' 
 
 `` And the teacher's got a higher G.P.O than all o' you.'' 
 
 `` Well, that's just not fair-'' 
 
 `` And, if you think about it, Kaj Nevis lost some points in translation, so that technically makes him smarter than-'' 
 
 `` No, no, NO! Okay? I am not dumber than F $ % # ING NEVIS!'' 
 
 `` Billy, calm down!'' 
 
 `` No, shut up! You shut your stupid red face.'Oh, do n't worry, mate, you're just dumber than Nevis.' You do n't understand'' None of you do! You do n't know what it's like! Everyone has something special! I do n't! What am I? The big, fat, bald guy... That's all I've got. That's all I've got...'' 
 
 `` Geez, Billy, I- I'm sorry, I did n't mean to hurt ya feelings...'' 
 
 `` I just- I just wan na be special. Something to call my own, ya know?'' 
 
 `` C'mon, Billy, you do got something special. You're a summoner.'' 
 
 `` Ah, dude...'' 
 
 `` No, no really. Remember when I had to move me slaves into me flat, and Hillary was too busy with her elections and Donald, well, he was Donald, but you! You got those 80 kids up those five floors in no time at all! You're the best summoner!'' 
 
 `` Thanks, man. Does that mean you'll help me?'' 
 
 `` Oh, no. No, not at all. I ca n't. But I'm gon na get Satan, and he's gon na teach you up! Saaaaaataaaaaaann...'' 
 
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 Cookies are being delivered to those who can figure out the reference here. I know it's not that good, but I could n't resist. The first to answer correctly gets a picture of a goose dressed up as Sasuke that I found in the Internet some two years ago: D
