[ WP ] A Hammy alien overlord tried to use his deathbeam to destroy the Earth . Only to find out that the beam will not work . He lands somewhere to test the beam on the local populace , only to find out that humans are somehow invincible to the deathbeam . What happens next ?

It seems strange to think about now but there was a time when we feared him. The spaceship hovered in orbit above our planet; its cannons directed themselves to our surface. People thought that it was the end of the world and our governments shot their feeble missiles at him. The missiles had no effect of course. They never even made it past the shields that cradled his spaceship. 
 
 However, the spaceship never hurt us. Instead, its cannons shot an angelic light down upon our planet as a blessing from the skies. Nights turned to daytime as the light caressed the surface of our world. It was at that time that most of us realized the truth: The beings from above were here to help us. A race as advanced as them could have destroyed us had they wanted to but they chose not to. Instead, they gave us what could only be perceived as an international symbol of peace: *Light*. They knew that our sun had given us our lives through the light and the beings from above chose to replicate this. They desired to help us. 
 
 Of course, some people denied this. There will always be people with hatred in their hearts. They argued that this meant nothing, that the beings could have been scanning us for valuable resources. However as the weeks went by and the spaceship remained in the sky, these voices grew ever more quiet. People began to see reason and soon only a few still argued that we needed to fear those above us. 
 
 Then came the day when we finally met him. He descended from the spaceship in a small aircraft. It gracefully pierced our atmosphere and landed where crowds of people had already gathered with banners as we eagerly cheered our welcomes. He stepped out of his landing vehicle carrying what looked like a large cannon, aimed it at us and once again bathed us in that wonderful angelic light. We cheered even louder. 
 
 For a moment, it appeared as if he was confused. Perhaps not all species are as welcoming as us. Our world leaders approached him, eagerly welcoming him to the planet. Although he thankfully had technology that allowed him to speak to us, the look of confusion on his face remained. We felt proud at this. The knowledge that he had been to so many worlds and still found us special to the point of bewilderment was one of the greatest compliments we could possibly get. 
 
 Over the next weeks, he helped us out so much. He shared technology with us that allowed our cars to run with almost forty percent better fuel efficiency and he gave us wireless high-speed internet. Of course, he had many more things to give us but as he told us, we were not yet ready for them. Our minds were still in their infancy and he would help us grow. We knew that this was the start of a great new world and we loved him for it. 
 
 There were still people who argued that we shouldn ’ t trust him, but he helped them see reason. They were given a unique chance to see his spaceship. Most of them were hesitant at first, struggling to avoid it but once they got there we never heard from them again. They all chose to stay there and help him in the clouds, so thankful were they for what he was doing for us. 
 
 The rest of us got to help his mission in our own way. he said he wanted to eradicate world hunger, to make the ground so bountiful with food and resources that nobody would ever starve again. The only thing we had to do was to set off a barrage of nuclear weapons near the core of our planet, something he even helped us develop the necessary drills for. 
 
 A few scientists expressed doubts of this plan, but of course we knew better than to listen to them. After all, he had knowledge that dwarfed their understanding of the world and he was much better able to understand the consequences of his plan. The more stubborn scientists were eventually taken to a private conference at his spaceship but like so many others they chose to stay there instead of returning to earth. 
 
 The drills are so very nearly done now and we are so close to welcoming a glorious new world. This is all because of Him. He helped us so much without asking for anything in return. He takes so much pleasure in helping us that he was laughing at the top of his lungs when he returned to His spaceship. He is the savior we have all been waiting for so long. We love him and whatever glorious thing happens when the nuclear weapons go off; we owe it all to him.
