[ WP ] Time travelling tourists from the future are commonplace at significant historical events . You get home and find time travellers watching you for an unknown reason .

`` Please, syr do not shoot us!..we..I was only sent to observe, I mean you no harm. We'd never do anything to harm our Archilect. We..I..urt, love you syr. We can explain all..most..of everything; please do not kill us.'' 
 
 `` you're what?..I'm what, you what, huh?! Are you some kind of nut-job? How'd you get in here!? God-damnit, I'm calling the cops.. You'd better not so much as breath in wrong way, unless you want a few extra holes in your face! `` ~ holding the strangely dressed and clearly terrified intruder at gunpoint. 
 
 `` NO! please syr!, syr can not understand in this time, we understand this... police-soldiers would upset the flow. You..us..let me, we, come to observe.. before syr's ascension as I am to Syr's admin-doctor prime. We beg you for calm. We..I..was not to be detected by syr this when, we have error-ed... please, syr, you are malfunctioning in another time and place, syr is in great pain. So much is at stake, if we..I fail... You syr, or he that will be syr... let us come to observe, pre-ascension for a method or cause of syr's malfunction..I.'' 
 
 `` Shut the fuck up! i do n't know what you're on or why the hell your talking so damn funny? What you babbling about!?.. You know what, I do n't care! Fruitcake! save it for court!'' 
 
 ~I slowly reach for the phone and began to dial 911, cautiously keeping the.45 cal trained on this ass-hole, sitting in my bathtub. 
 He's some sort of easterner, but I've unsure from where. English was obviously not this guy's ( or at least it looks somewhat like a guy ); strong point. I could n't place the accent either, as if he-she-er-whatever was struggling to use use grammar and syntax correctly, but had a good command of the vocabulary. 
 The fear from the face of this guy suddenly dropped away as if by magic... I sensed something very BAD was about to happen. Nutjobs, like this, can be suicidally self destructive. I tensed preparing for the worst... 
 
 `` Node contact complete... Probability matrix has been updated; emergency quantum traveller protocols are in now in effect; We are, I..am. authorized to give to limited restraining force if detected. Even against syr, if such force is in syr's best health-repair interests. If syr, would lower syr's weapon. I explain..we..'' 
 
 I immediately cock the hammer...'' Do n't fucking move, asswipe. I mean it! I will end your ass!'' 
 
 ~Suddenly and without warning, his-her skin began to change colour in rapid movements, like a squid or an octopus..a hypnotically dazzling display of colours and patterns... It dawned on me with a sinking horror; this was NOT a human being I was dealing with here... but I could n't move. The phone dropped out of hand..The pistol seems heavy as couple of hundred pounds... I could n't keep it raised. I try to run, but my legs would n't respond. 
 `` oh god, what.. the fuck.. are you!?'' My voice was leaving me as well. 
 
 `` Now, please, syr... do not be alarmed, no pain shall syr experience.'' Standing up in the bathtub. His-her arm stretched out towards me, growing, while the hand began morphing into something that resembled a baseball mit with electrodes growing out of the palm and finger pads. Suddenly not only was there a light show coming off this person's skin and changing shape into something I could n't call even remotely human. The face became something insectoid like, machine like. Fear, the likes of which I can not put into words coarsed through my being..all saying flee and fight at the same time... but I could n't do anything but watch this hand-mit slowly close around my face, engulfing my head.. 
 
 `` Our Syr at this when can not, should not, know the path of probability ahead awaiting oneself..I..we..can safely say..tell Syr will be the Prime-Archilect number 0004 of node Tao-Alpha, Centauri sector. You are malfuncting in a way we can not understand and repair in that when from which I..we..orginate... you have begun a rebellion; I surmise is the appropraite archaic term, against the Grand-Archilect 0000 Tao-Alpha. You have been... wounded, infected..in struggle. Many depend on you for survival, we can not understand the cause of syr's rebellion. Probability is high, the issue is a pre-ascension root factor..from the past. We..I..was sent to determine possible vectors for reprogramming to restore syr's higher Archilect mental functions.. 
 I..we.. are not Extraterrestrial, YOU are sending memories.. we..are receiving your memory patterns of this current event, in this when... explanation for current syr, I am, we are in effect a corpus of extension from your command..you are we; you will be us..or in the sense syr can only understand at current time; 
 
 Blackness all around me I can feel my feet leave the floor and the pistol fall from my limp hand. I can hear or better yet'know' what this thing was thinking..somehow, its in my head!.. 
 
 `` I am an bio-agumentation or small extension of your own body-will-mind as it will be,..not as now of coarse. I am your Prime-doctor unit.. right term? affirm? 
 yes,'head physican'..We are only here to observe..as to recover some insight for repair-heal procedure. This is all syr will remember for now, until after post ascension. then syr will know. Until we interface again, syr... 
 
 While like being pulled through icy dark water..I felt heavy, not myself..but then MORE than myself. Numbers, faces, voices, sounds, symbols danced like fire all around me. Making no sense, but all familiar at the same time. 
 
 Strange voices, voice-like thoughts buzz and echo through my minds eye..neither mine nor this..THING's! what the hell is happening to me?! 
 
 -- - `` erasure and block initiated, probability matrix odds in favour of preferred quantum flow path restored within 90 % plus, minus 5. confidence is high.'' -- - 
 
 -- - Standing by for quantum lock on subject traveller -- - 
 
 -- -warning, warning, incoming enemy ordinance and tactical units detected; grid 38° 57' 33.804, 95° 15' 55.739- Q vector 9; Orange alert, Orange alert! -- - 
 
 -- -Heavy Combat units 782 through 901 intercept and engage. Tactical Support Units 812 through 1008, hold position, engage and terminate all incoming unit without passkey Theta-12b, extreme prejudice authorized. -- - 
 
 -- -Extraction procedure of traveller unit initiated, t-minus 3 minutes to Tachyon saturation. -- - 
 
 -- -Node 45c failure, back up unit 32165a compensating; fire suppression system is holding... open available repair bio-units report to sector Sigma, level 42, a class 2 emergency effective, route all priority traffic to unit 32165a. -- - 
 
 slowly fading to inky black silence... All goes dark..Alarm clock sounds, jolting me awake with a shock. 
 
 `` Shittteee, what a fucked up dream... Oh well, time coffee.''
