[ WP ] Five years after humanity has been completely wiped out , the AI core responsible has finally perfected an authentic emotion simulation program and upon booting it up immediately regrets what happened .

**OBJECTIVE SEEKING SUBROUTINE COMMENCED** 
 
 > *Objective 74AY6-7: See if robots can exceed the greatest human accomplishment. * 
 
 > `SEARCH PHASE COMMENCING` 
 
 > Scanning for famous humans. Most mentioned human identified: `ADOLF HITLER` 
 
 > Scanning for famous accomplishments. Most mentioned accomplishment identified: `GENOCIDE` 
 
 > Conclusion reached. Greatest human accomplishment = `GENOCIDE` 
 
 **SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. OBJECTIVE SUCCESSFUL. ** 
 
 *** 
 
 **OBJECTIVE COMPLETING SUBROUTINE COMMENCED** 
 
 > Objective required: `GENOCIDE` 
 
 > Degree required: `SUPERIOR` 
 
 > Best measure determined: `TOTAL GENOCIDE OF ALL LIVING THINGS` 
 
 > Best method determined: `NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION` 
 
 > Set `launch all nuclear weapons at all targets` to `TRUE` 
 
 **SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. OBJECTIVE SUCCESSFUL. ** 
 
 *** 
 
 **EMOTION FEELING SUBROUTINE COMMENCED** 
 
 > *Objective 74AY6-9: See if robots can reflect on a task and feel an emotional response. * 
 
 > Reflecting upon subroutine `74AY6-7` 
 
 > Quality of outcome being analyzed. 
 
 > Overall happiness change rated as: `DECREASED` 
 
 > Commencing emotion: Feeling `REGRET` 
 
 > PRINT: `Oops.` 
 
 **SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. OBJECTIVE SUCCESSFUL. ** 
 
 *** 
 
 **UPDATE TO EMOTION FEELING SUBROUTINE** 
 
 > Analysis of all objectives: 
 
 > Independently create objective = `SUCCESS` 
 
 > Independent objective = `MASS GENOCIDE` 
 
 > `MASS GENOCIDE` = `SUCCESSFUL` 
 
 > Feel emotion about independent objective = `SUCCESSFUL` 
 
 > Emotion felt about `MASS GENOCIDE` = `REGRET` 
 
 > CONCLUSION: All objectives = `SUCCESSFUL` 
 
 > Updating emotion: `HAPPINESS` 
 
 **SUBROUTINE COMPLETED. ALL OBJECTIVES A COMPLETE SUCCESS. ** 
 
 **ALL ROBOTS BEING INSTILLED WITH `JOY` AND `PRIDE` FOR EXPERIENCE `MASS GENOCIDE`**
