[ WP ] A rich heiress who has experienced all the gratuitous decadence and luxurious depravity the world has to offer decides to hire someone to be her personal moral compass .

The sitting room was extravagantly adorned, the seats looked like leather, maybe imported? Hell, Frank thought, the entire room is probably imported. Maybe modeled after some European castle. Frank was wearing a suit, not an expensive man because Frank was n't a man of means, but the best he could afford. An older gentleman with the look of long suffering patience, and in a much more expensive suit, opened a pair of double doors appraised Frank, then stood aside as the beautiful Ms. Felix walked in. Sauntered in might be more appropriate, and it did wonders for what little she was wearing. 
 
 She say across from Frank, crossed her legs, and smiled at him. `` Your, uhh...'' 
 
 The older man spoke up, a cultured voice, `` Mr. Frank Greene.'' 
 
 `` Right, Frank. So Frank, what you'll be doing here is making me a'better person''', she made air quotes around'better person'. 
 
 `` Uhh, Ms. Felix, I have n't accepted the position yet, and what do you mean'better person'?'' 
 
 She rolled her eyes and slouched in the chair, `` Well, dear old granddad says I'm a disgrace, as if that ol...'' It seemed to take a great deal of effort for her to cut herself off, `` He says if I want to inherit anything I need to be a better person. I do n't know what the fuck that means, so I'm hiring someone to do it for me.'' 
 
 The Felix family had been in the news off and on for decades. Mostly for the incredibly financial success of the family in their varied business interested, but lately that had taken second fiddle to the exploits of the woman in front of Frank, who seemed to be trying hard to give a shot to every single excess humanity was capable of producing. 
 
 `` So how do I do that?'' 
 
 She looked at him for a few moments, `` Look Frank, I need to be better or I do n't get any money, and your job is to make that happen. If I knew how to do that I would n't need some jackass like you, would I?'' 
 
 Frank say back and thought on this until Ms. Felix interrupted him, she only waited a few seconds, `` Well, Frank, you understand, right?'Cause I've got a party to go to.'' With that she started to rise. 
 
 Frank stood first, `` I'll do it, but I have a few conditions.'' 
 
 She relaxed back, an amused expression on her face, `` Oh really? Well, you ca n't fuck me. Ask him'' She waved to the well dressed man, `` about pay, you two sort that out. What else is there?'' She paused a moment, giving Frank an appraising look, `` Actually, maybe after a few drinks...'' 
 
 Frank glanced at who he assumed was a butler. The old man was clearly unhappy, and just as clearly used to this sort of behavior. `` That is n't what I meant, although I will talk to him about a salary. I meant that if I'm to help you be better, then you have to listen to me.'' 
 
 She waved a hand dismissively, and spoke as she stood, `` Yeah, whatever, talk all night, undivided attention. Got ta go.'' 
 
 `` That is n't what I mean either. You want me to do this, you have to actually pay attention.'' 
 
 `` Frank, you're damn boring and I'm not drunk or high enough for this to matter, so get to your fucking point.'' 
 
 `` You have to listen, and do. If I tell you that something is a bad idea, you need to not do it, starting with not going to that party. We have to figure some things out.'' 
 
 Any trace of amusement left her face, `` You do n't tell me what to do, Frank, you can go fuck yourself if you think you do. You work for me, that means you do what I tell you, not the other way!'' 
 
 `` Then go to the party, I'll find another job, and when your grandfather leaves you broke maybe I can give you some job hunting tips.'' 
 
 Felix glared at him, then spun to the butler, `` Do n't you fucking dare enjoy this!'' She screamed at him while he tried hard to not smile. She turned back, `` Lets start tomorrow, ok? We'll get right on this whole thing then.'' She smiled sweetly and turned to go. 
 
 `` No.'' Frank was quiet. `` Now or never.'' 
 
 `` Come onnnn... You can come with me!'' She smiled again, the sort of smile that gives a man ideas, `` I know a couple girls at the party that would be totally in to a guy like you.'' 
 
 `` I can get laid on my own, Alicia. Now sit down. We have a lot to discuss.'' 
 
 She glared death at him until it lost all meaning, `` Fuck you so hard Frank. Fuck you too old man, and fuck grand too.'' She stormed around the room, but did n't leave, finally flopping back into a seat. 
 
 `` This is going to be soooooo boring.''
