[ WP ] You tell Death that you will never tire of living no matter how long you live . It makes you a bet that you will and thus grants you true immortality . You 've just lived through the second death of the universe and show no sign of stopping . Death is baffled .

Death comes knocking at my door. 
 `` What the hell do you want?'' 
 `` Umm, I kinda was expecting you to die.'' Death said. 
 `` Well, yeah, things do n't always go as planned, huh?'' 
 `` True, true. ``, said Death. `` But I have one more trick up my sleeve. Check your computer.'' 
 I look at him and laugh. `` Okay Death, I will, just for you.'' 
 As I walk over, I have this hopeful feeling it's gon na be a picture of a cute kitten as my background. But that does n't seem like something Death would do. I sit down and click, waiting for the computer to load. I had just recently installed Windows 14, and I was loving it. The computer finally loads. The monitor shows the screen. I scream. I know this is where our deal ends. 
 `` Welcome to Windows 8.''
