[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Demon in Hollywood 
 
 
 **Target # 1 - Chuck Norris** 
 
 - Visits house while invisible 
 - Finds Chuck Norris 
 - Possesses and tries to immobilize Chuck Norris knowing it wo n't affect him fully 
 - Norris notices his legs are getting weaker 
 - Norris starts turning while raising leg 
 - Hollywood Demon flung outside by the pure kinetic energy of the movement with his demon organs inside out. Does n't know what happened 
 - Hears: `` Son, we can finally play soccer!'' 
 
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 **Target # 2 - Arnold Schwarzenegger** 
 
 - Enters house 
 - Finds Schwarzenegger naked 
 - Admires body 
 - [ Sees him smiling ] ( http: //www.phootoscelebrities.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/arnold-schwarzenegger-pictures.jpg ) 
 - Finds himself nailed to the wall with a pipe sticking out of his stomach 
 - Thinks of revenge... Says: `` I'll be back!'' 
 - [ Flees while seeing Schwarzenegger enthused ] ( http: //d3ny4pswk2x1ig.cloudfront.net/7bffc4d984c70ce199d25bdb29dc235305e337d0c03e7e7cdc5b5f99.jpg ) 
 - Possesses Schwarzenegger while asleep 
 - Casts illusion spell 
 - Schwarzenegger becomes Governator of California 
 
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 **Target # 3 Robert Pattinson** 
 
 - Finds him at an audition 
 - Knows perfect solution to make such a handsome guy fail... 
 - Possesses and casts glitters all over his body while Pattinson's on stage performing to make him look gay 
 - Sees jury drooling 
 - Demon hates life 
 
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 *To be continued... * 
 
 **EDIT: ** Governator of California
