[ WP ] A game among aliens is to conquer other planets using the laws of that planet . Earth is their next target , but what they do n't realize is that our bureaucracy is a mess .

`` Sir, what do you mean you ca n't declare the Reptilians the proper owners of Terra?!'' Stammered Krag. `` It took centuries for my people to properly infiltrate and enslave this planet and it's not even a Class 5 hostile environ! Our Rothchild's own everything! We've shown you the currency we print with nothing but their own stupid human slave labor behind it. We tell them what to think and you have live feed into all their homes through the meager technology we've allowed them to evolve. The religious and political dogma we've generated and wars we've started and funded both sides of should alone grant us the title of this planet!'' He waited impatiently for Zurg's reply. 
 
 `` This is the problem with your people Krag. You could n't help but warm your cold blood with the natives... and I dont mean just eating them.'' Zurg's council leaned in close to here the Commander of the Galactic Games cut Krag down to size. 
 
 Zurg continued, `` Xer was browsing earth broadcasts and said he saw one of your offspring on a show. What was it again? Oh yes, Stupid Spoiled Whores of Orange County. They certainly are entertained, but I do n't know about enslaved? Just because you've turned them into a bunch of...'fucking idiots'... as you'd say in earth terms, that does not qualify you to own the title to Terra.''
