[ WP ] Science has a radical group ( like the religions ) who start doing crazy extremist actions .

`` Welcome, brothers and sisters, to the penultimate room of your lives.'' Cheers erupted. About a hundred people were gathered to hear Doctor Harold Slade go over the details of their suicide bombings. Unfortunately for one man in that room, he did not know the definition of `` penultimate.'' 
 
 `` What the bloody hell does penultimate mean?!'' Heads turned to look at the perpetrator of the anti-scientist statement. 
 
 `` Did I just hear religious terminology?'' Harold boomed. `` Such expressions are forbidden by the Textbook! As a man of science, I'm sure you know what will happen when I pull this trigger, thus releasing the hammer and making it strike the cap, igniting a spark that will in turn cause the gunpowder to propel a bullet straight into your miserable little skull!'' Harold made true this non-prophetic prediction. The inquisitive extremist was dead quickly. `` Now, back to the matter at hand.'' 
 
 `` All of you are going to put on your suicide vests, then cover them with these lab coats, provided to us by our sponsor Monsanto. Do so now, and be sure to insert the GMO-containing popcorn bags into your handy little slots. The churchgoers and pseudoscientists shall ironically die in the delicious snacks they have decried for more expensive non-GMO versions from Whole Foods! Since our organization encourages experiment, we have allowed all of you to make your own explosives. Any devices relying on the improbable appearance of particles per quantum mechanics are strongly discouraged, and whoever subjected our hostages to an UNSCIENTIFIC lie detector test can go ahead and activate theirs now.'' An explosion was heard from the back of the room. 
 
 `` Remember, there are three buses. One goes to Whole Foods, one goes to the church, and one goes to the Senate. Remember, Senate people, it's a long trip, and we're mainly going for Ted Cruz. The guy's face is just so... killable. Also the religion thing, but mainly his face. Anyone who looks like that can not be allowed to have his genes continue to exist.'' 
 
 `` But what about his children?'' 
 
 `` His wife probably cheated. Would you do someone with that face?'' 
 
 `` Sir, I think you just really hate Ted Cruz for some reason.'' 
 
 `` IRRELEVANT! Anyway, Whole foods people spread out through the entire store, and make sure to get the Non-GMO aisle. I can not stress that enough. Monsanto is counting on you guys. Church people, try to get preachers and preists. Any kills are appreciated, though. You are all giving up your range of time as an animate sack of chemicals and materials for a noble cause. We will finish this instruction with a reading from the Book of Neil deGrasse Tyson.'' 
 
 ``'The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it', so the good astrophysicist spoke. Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. For the sake of humanity we must be that cure. God is an ever receding pocket of scientific ignorance. And Bill Nye did speak,'Science is the best idea that humanity has ever had. The more we embrace that idea, the better.''' 
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 Reports are in that three simultaneous attacks on a Whole Foods, the Senate floor, and a church have killed 203 so far. This is of course, not counting the suicide bombers or the senators of the party that is not currently donating to our publication. Ted Cruz appeared to have been mobbed by twenty bombers, with similar but smaller groups forming around several far-right senators and Bernie Sanders. Some of the bombers had pledged allegiance to the terrorist group Science Alliance ( Sponsored by Mosanto ) before hand on social media. The attacks happened approximately one hour ago. It is unknown how long the 

