[ WP ] A man approaches you on the street and begins to speak . `` My name is God . It looks like I 've finally found you , son . ''

I know I look like Jesus. It's intentional. I'm trying to be ironic since I'm actually an atheist. 
 
 To be honest, I think of changing it constantly, since his look had it's disatvantages: it attracts crazy like shit attracts flies. It's usually the crazies that actually tink they're Jesus and think I'm mocking them or pretending. They usually attack me. 
 
 Then last night, a 30 something man approached me, hugged me, and told me he's God and I'm his son. My first reaction was to call the cops so they could take him to the nuts place. But I changed my mind. He seemed to be very nice and I never knew my father. Tomorrow morning we meet for coffee. 
 
 
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