[ FF ] Write me a comedy in 5 sentences .

It feels as if the world has flown before me, or maybe even perhaps i've flown by the world around me. Used in a way like no other, constantly beat by my owners. They throw me around and smack me as if i am nothing, going as far as claiming the hardest hitter is the'winner'. I can see it in their eyes, they enjoy this'game', if such a name can be applied to the cruel outcome of my life. When i am broken and dented, exhausted from constant work, they hold a flame up to my sides so i bloat right back up just so they can hit me again.
