[ WP ] You invent a device that allows you stab people in the face over the internet .

Finally, a cure was here. A cure for all the assholes on the Internet. I had finally perfected it. Via releasing trillions of nanomachines in the air and making a program that could control them, I could stab anyone, anywhere. All I'd have to do is type in a target, and the global nanomachine network would find them and let me take them down. The machines were everywhere, in everything, in everyone. I could find anyone, and have the machines stab them in the face. Of course, the first thing I did was program an exception for myself and people I did n't want stabbed, especially in the face. I knew exactly how to monetize it, too. 
 
 Within a few years, I was the richest person in the world, which also meant, although not officially, ruler of the world. There was two main tricks to doing so. The program only cost a few hundred dollars. Well within the price range of most people. It was untraceable, so that it would be unable to be discovered who stabbed who. The first couple years, I sold it on the Deep Web. Of course, there was also the second item: becoming an exception. For the equivalent of $ 100,000, you'd be added to the `` Do Not Stab'' list. I made so much, I was able to buy enough politicians to make everything about it legal. Sales of both leaped overnight. Everyone had a person to stab, and everyone that could afford it was buying the exemption. I now ruled the world.
