[ WP ] You were a drug smuggler all your life , the best in your field . Now , retired at age 82 , you face your biggest challenge : smuggling jello into your local cinema .

The time is now. I said to myself. Now or never…. Now or never. I could feel the sticky goodness in my arm cast. 
 
 “ Next please! ” the ticket booth lady said, her voice ringing in my ears. 
 
 Come on Rupert! This is as easy as it gets… don ’ t forget, don ’ t do anything shady. I thought as my heart rate went up. Stop! I scowled. I will definitely be busted now! I ’ ll die from a heart attack at this rate. I looked down to the ticket lady. Only four more steps… come one feet! You can do this! You smuggled 400 thousand pounds of drugs your entire life! You can smuggle some 2 pounds of jello into a movie theater! ” 
 
 “ Sir? ” The ticket lady called out. “ Sir? Are you okay? ” concerned laced in her voice. 
 
 “ yessie! I ’ ll be right there lassie. ” I said, showing off my new fake teeth. I walk up to the stall and ask for 1 senior ticket to see Drug Smuggling: The Movie. She gives me the ticket. 
 
 Phase one of mission was a success I mentally jotted down. Time for phase two. 
 
 Phase two was the hardest part of the mission. I had to get pass the detectors. Similar to metal detectors but they now detect to see if there is any jello on you. Since 2157, jello has been banned from the universe, all jello thrown into the sun. You see, Jello was found to be more poisonous to the lungs than smoking for 200 years and more repulsive to the nose than 50 year old cheese. This is what made the smuggling exciting. 
 
 Naturally I wasn ’ t going to eat it, but just getting it through the security was a thrill of a lifetime. If I could get it past here, I could get it passed anywhere. After all, movie theaters has the tightest security. I began my treacherous journey 20 feet from the ticket booth to security. It felt like 5 minutes have passed, which it did. My legs have gotten extremely slow. 
 
 I finally got to the line to get into the movies. Waiting anxiously, my palms began to sweat, my heart raced, and I began to perspire. I can do this! I can do this! I said to myself, mustering up the courage until I was the next in line. 
 
 The security guards were laughing about something the last person did and motioned me to go through the jello detector. I flashed my Hollywood smile ( that got me everywhere ) and began my journey through the detector. Not even before I reached it, the guards stopped laughing and one came in front of me, hands crossed his chest. 
 
 “ Sir. No Jello. Jello is illegal sir. ” He grunted out. 
 
 “ Whatever do you mean? ” I said in my sweetest voice. 
 
 “ Sir. We had this conversation 30 minutes ago. You tried coming in here with jello in your cast. And we took your picture to never allow you in here again. ” He said, pointing at a picture of me looking extremely grim. 
 
 “ Look sir, if you come in here again, we are going to have to actually arrest you. ” He said firmly. 
 
 Throwing my hands up in defeat, I sighed with a regretful tone of “ yes. I know when I lost. ” As I turned my heels and trudged back to the park near the movie theater. I sat down at a bench with a bag of bread crumbs conveniently located at the leg of the bench. 
 
 I lost my mind in feeding the birds when I came up with a great idea, “ Let ’ s go smuggle some jello into the movie theater! ” 
 Happy with the turn of events, I walked my way to the movie theater. 
 
 The time is now. I said to myself. The time is now. 

