You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

`` You are on time?'' Ask John my coworker and college roomate. 
 `` I guess so?'' I say clocking in 
 `` Is n't this like the first time since you start working here?'' 
 `` Yep'' 
 `` Wait a moment, you were allways late in college as well!'' 
 `` Maybe is my lucky day!'' 
 `` Dude we need to go buy a lottery ticket'' 
 
... many hours later 
 
 `` Can I have lotto ticket please?'' Says John `` hell I am already here I might as well give it try as well'' 
 `` here you go Sr.'' Says the cashier 
 `` Can I have one as well?'' 
 `` I am sorry pal Ica n't do print them after 10:00pm'' 
 I turn to my watch 10:01 
 `` Oh well'' 
 

