[ WP ] You 're the emperor of a new empire recently founded by mass conquest . You have one minute to broadcast a speech to all of your new civilians .

Well, honestly, I never thought I'd get this far! 
 
 Folks, all of you, your lives, your property, your freedoms and rights and blah-blah-blah. They all belong to me now, your one true king and freakin' god. 
 
 Depending on how you feel like seeing it, it's either a good or bad thing. Either way, I honestly do n't give a crap! I'd like to think of it as a good thing though, since it means I'm alive and kicking. 
 
 Tough crowd, huh? Anywho, as your emperor and tyrant for the rest of my natural life, I do have one goal in mind for all of us. 
 
 Conquering, taking land, that's all fine and dandy. But, you know what's better than just conquering? Owning. Dominating. Exercising power. That feeling, is something I want all of you to experience. 
 
 We're declaring war, ladies and gentlemen! Pick up a gun should you wish to fight! Grasp the pen should you want to write words that will rouse a nation! Lend me voices that will convince even gods to turn to our sides! 
 
 You stick with me folks, and we wo n't just get ourselves better lives, we'll get us a goddamn world to use as our plaything! God, I'm getting a freaking hard- what the hell do you mean I ca n't say- fine... 
 
 Well, that's all folks! Hope to see you covered in blood and making a blast out there!
