[ WP ] Hell has burnt out so they decided to create a New Hell and move everyone there . However , you overslept and missed the move . Now , you 're sealed within the Old Hell as it gets colder and colder .

Hell was n't that bad, maybe i've got a good tolerance for pain but it never really bothered me to begin with. Demons were n't scary, punishments often came and went but we knew we deserved them. The best part about hell was at least we were surrounded by people, I had loneliness issues in life and it made me do my fair share of bad things. Being punished in hell has made sense of it to me. I was a hormonal teenager and a dick. Putting cyanide in the party mix just cause the host locked me in a cold, dark locker a few months back was n't the best reaction, to be honest. I've always had trouble with small dark places too and that just did it for me. Plus when everyone took the hosts side and left me on my own I figured that if I had to be alone, so did everyone else. I drunk it myself to avoid getting in trouble and lo and behold, we all get sent to hell. Cindy and her twin sister Mindy ( total bitches by the way ) screamed and shouted at me, Derek ( the crass ass who locked me in the locker ) tried to throttle me before demons pulled him off me and Sarah ( the girl I was crushing on who was dating Derek ) just straight up cried when she realised they were all in hell because they were such good people apparantly. Well, after about 40 years we made peace with each other and we learned to just move past things. We became friends and actually had fun, regardless of all the torturing going around us. For the first time in my life and unlife, I was pretty happy, ironic considering the circumstances. Thats why when we were all rounded up for Newhell, we were excited to head over there, see exactly what all the curfuffle Satan made was about. We were last in line that felt like eternity but we made it through cracking jokes with each other and laughing a lot ( honestly I think we bothered the other souls ). It was finally our turn and we all went through, one by one. First Sarah ( still as beautiful as ever ), then Derek ( my best friend ), then Cindy and Mindy ( lovably bitchy girls ), then me. Before I was pulled back by the head demon. I was wondering what the problem was when he headed through the portal and it closed behind him. Its getting lonely and its really cold and dark in here...
