[ WP ] In the future , wars are not physically fought , but decided through video games .

INT - WAR ROOM - MILTARY BASE, LOCATION REDACTED 
 
 Obama: Ugh, this spawnkilling fucktard! He keeps stopping our squads from infiltrating this- 
 
 Michelle: Uh, honey? Should n't you leave this to the actual strategists? They specialize in these types of situations. 
 
 Obama: Babe, the only thing I want more in this country is to help. People always say `` He's not doing anything.'' and `` He's worse than Bush.'' And if I ca n't do it politically, I'll do it in secret, as long as they're safe. 
 
 Michelle: Oh..I love you, babe. 
 
 *Michelle goes in for a hug* 
 
 Obama: Yeah, that's nice, can you bring me like a Hot Pocket or something babe? 
 
 Biden: Oh, and do you have any of those like, Mini Pizza Rolls? 
 
 Obama: Ooh, yeah, some of those too. 
 
 Michele: *Sigh* Okay.
