[ WP ] A game among aliens is to conquer other planets using the laws of that planet . Earth is their next target , but what they do n't realize is that our bureaucracy is a mess .

`` My Lord, you asked me to report back on the progress being made by Strike Team Government.'' 
 
 `` I did,'' the shadowy figure replied, motioning to a few minions workinf diligently in front of screens. 
 
 `` Sir, it is as you predicted. They are being held up by some of the most rigourous beurocratic systems we've ever encountered.'' 
 
 `` Our time to strike is now''' the shadowy figure laughed, a long, intimidating laugh that echoed through the halls of his complex. 
 
 `` FOR TOO LONG STRIKE TEAM MEDIA HAS SIMPLY BEEN A SUPPORT ROLE, BUT THIS IS THE DAY WE SHALL RISE TO BECOME THE MOST ELITE BRANCH OF OUR CULTURE!'' 
 
 `` Sir, I beg of you, please do n't do this. I do n't wish to speak out of line, but while your plan isnt technically against our code of conduct, I feel like it still violates the spirit-'' 
 
 `` SILENCE! INSUBBORDINATION WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!'' The shadowy figure bellowed, slapping his underling with lightning speed across the face. 
 
 `` May the Seven have mercy on your souls,'' muttered the slapped underling. 
 
 `` Now,'' the commander said, turning to his minions behind the screens, `` as your commanding officer of Strike Team Media, and the head of E! Entertainment Television, I hereby issue Code Lull to Stupidity, and command you to UNLEASH KARDASHIANS!'' 
 

