[ WP ] You are a time traveler and have brought back a person from the past . They adjust quickly to modern life , but they just ca n't wrap their head around Subway serving pizzas ...

So I calmly said, `` it's no different than the time machine, only instead of buttons there are pepperonis and instead of time travel there's burping and shit.'' 
 `` Oh ok so how do we get in the pizza?'' He asked as I decided this was n't the ideal place to explain this. Slowly we made our way out of subway ( with our vegan pizza ) towards my car which he somehow understands perfectly. It was as if he was a mechanic in a past life; yet simple fast food menu nuances left him perplexed. 
 
 After showing him how to masturbate ( he could n't wait to go back to his time to show his friends and family what he'd learned ) and him showing me how to fish, we chose subway by chance of the dice roll. It was either that or Wendy's. On the way from the time machine to subway he saw a billboard of a kid with braces and he started singing. I could n't make heads nor tails of it. The song was beautiful though. 
 
 We get to subway. This dude really has no regard for manners. He saw a girl in front of us in line and shouted `` what that ass do?'' and reached for a high five. Obviously I left him hanging to send a message. I just did the smart thing and ditched.
