[ WP ] Write a physical description of yourself as if you are a character in a piece of fiction .

He has a slightly confusing face. Almost angular and almost rounded with a button-ish sort of nose and dark brown eyes that would almost look black in dim light. His skin is pale, the kind of pale that probably burns under artificial light, and on his face is a short beard that no matter how long, refuses to all point in the same direction, and similarly refuses to grow in a consistent colour, some parts are black, others red and brown. Strangely, this uneven colour manages to stay somewhat symmetrical. His hair is a strange brownish-blondish tangle-prone mess, kept short to avoid said disposition for tangles. 
 
 
 His build is light and lacking in muscle definition, made most noticeable by the contrast between his almost disturbingly large hands and almost equally disturbingly small wrists. He's tall, but only just edging on abnormally so. He wanders about in long, fast steps with a blank expression, often escaping into tangents in his head to keep himself from feeling too idle. He wears plain clothing, no logos and only sometimes wearing bright colours. 
 
 He stops momentarily, retrieving a smartphone from his pocket, checking the time before setting off again, slightly quicker this time. He seems to be late for something.
