[ WP ] Aliens visit earth and are fascinated by other animals but find humans completely unremarkable .

Hello, let me begin this report by stating just how thankful I am to have been sent to Earth. It was truly an eye opening experience and without your guidance and funding would have been utterly impossible. 
 
 Let me give you an overview of how Earth functions, and I think you will be surprised to find that it works very similar to our planet. There exists a large number of organisms going through one stage or another of change while they fall into their respective places on the planet. 
 
 The conclusion of my research has confirmed what we have believed to be a universal law called net impact theory, which can be described in two parts: 1. a species can only exist if it has a net positive impact on its environment. 2. Species' which detract from their environment will go extinct. My research will hopefully continue to discredit the theory which this universal law replaced - survival of the fittest. 
 
 Earth has many thriving organisms, many plants and animals which have been around since close to the beginning of its existence. I found the fern particularly interesting, its large external structures providing cover for tree saplings, allowing for the growth of massive rain forests across the planet. 
 
 I encountered very few organisms which seemed to fall into part two of net impact theory, which indicates that Earth will continue to thrive as it evolves into a more perfect system. The organisms I cataloged as most likely to fit part two were the mosquito, the panda and the human, and I am curious to see upon my next journey to Earth if these vermin will still be present on the planet or if net impact will take its course. 
 
 Now that this formality is out of the way, let me get on to the exciting description I was able to craft of the earth worm... 
 

