[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

Carefully the robber made his way up the stairs when he heard it. The robber looked around for the source of the noise. Stealthy and quick, yet careful to keep his senses on alert. He spotted the source near his feet. 
 
 `` Pur. Pur. Meow.'' 
 
 `` Oh, hi kitty. Good kitty.'' 
 
 The cat rubbed up against the robber's leg and purred some more before laying on its back and inviting the robber to pet it. As soon as his hand touched the cats belly the cat the cat sprang into action, sinking its claws and teeth into the robber's hand. 
 
 The robber lost his balance and fell noisily backwards down the flight of stairs. Lights turned on in the bedroom above. 
 
 The cat, unconcerned, laid back down on his back, waiting for another person to pet him.
