[ WP ] Jesus joins the X-MEN

He scoffed loudly, pulling the cigar out of his mouth and exhaling into the air. 
 
 `` What's your story, bub?'' His voice was gravelly, he smelled of smoke and every syllable came with a growl. The team of mutants examined the long-haired male standing next to Professor X up and down. Nothing physically different about him, so then his powers let him blend into society. 
 
 `` Logan... or do you prefer James?'' Wolverine clenched his teeth, the familiar SNIKT accompanying the set of forearm length silver claws. It was immediate that the blue-furred Beast stepped in and put up one of his big palms. 
 
 `` Logan, calm down, our new friend must be a telepath.'' Beast explained as the man shook his head. 
 
 `` Actually, I'm Jesus.'' Logan snarled to the man's words, then tossed the finished cigar onto the sidewalk and put it out with his boot. 
 
 `` And I'm Wolverine, what's yer point?'' 
 
 `` Jesus...?'' The brown-haired girl blinked. His appearance, name, there was no way he was actually. `` Jesus... Christ?'' Logan actually laughed. 
 
 `` So?'' Logan scoffed again, the second time since Professor X introduced them. 
 
 `` S-So?'' Kitty replied, the Star of David hanging around her neck as she quickly jumped between Logan and Jesus, Beast taking a step back. `` This is *THE* Jesus Christ! Water into wine, making the blind see, this proves the existence of -- `` 
 
 `` Of what?'' Logan interrupted, feeling the need for another cigar. `` Between blondie pretty boy with a magic hammer, one-eye who shoots beams from his eyes, and a guy like me ai n't able to die, he's not going to be the most useful part of the team. Might keep'em away from ol' metalhead, Magneto finds out his,'' grunt, `` lord and savior let the shit he went through happen I think he's gon na have a new goal.'' 
 
 `` But...'' 
 
 `` Look missy, I do n't care who he is but pretty sure Wade has dealt with Death on a regular basis, if you did n't know Gods were real, or *your* God was real then you're naive.'' Logan had a point, all the gods, aliens, and demons of the world they lived in and the Son of God just seemed so... plain. 
 
 `` Besides, his biggest claim to fame is rising from the dead after three days... bub, that just ai n't uncommon.'' Logan turned from the arrival of the new X-Man and went back towards the manor. Despite his unenthusiastic attitude towards the arrival of Jesus Christ, the rest of the team welcomed him with open arms.
