[ EU ] You are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D , tasked by agent Coulson to track down an anomalous being who has been spotted near every major super being over the past few years . This being appears to be an older white male who goes by the alias `` Stan Lee '' .

< Strategic Homeland Intelligence Espionage Llamas and Defence Entry 0000-432616, Subject `` Stan Lee'' > 
 
 **CASE NOTES** 
 
 *This guy is a real mystery. Same man, same sunglasses, same hair, appears whenever entities known as'superheroes' are present. We've got some intel on him, but quite frankly... He's basically a jovial Slenderman. He appears where'superheroes' are, then he goes off without a trace until some big event occurs. Each time he appears, he has full records backing up his existence, which show that he's an elderly guy involved in the entertainment industry, possibly... Comic books? But they all vanish when the event is over. Thankfully, automatic quantum-entanglement backups are a thing, so the mysterious'Stan Lee' is not winning one over us. We suspect he is what recently found Atlantean chapters of the Tale Of Enikdu call'The Watcher', but if so, The Watcher is both older than our Asgardian allies and also more prone to interference than we previously believed. _Dir. N. F* 
 
 **NAME** 
 
 
 Believed to be Stan Lee based on eyewitness accounts. 
 
 However, during one incident, he faked his way into a party by masquerading as Hugh Hefner, temporarily erasing memories of the playboy via some unknown, possibly mutant psionic ability. 
 
 **POWERS** 
 
 *This is all speculation. He could just be a guy with accidental memory wiping powers, guys. Let's not jump the gun. Ms. N. R* 
 
 Large scale temporal manipulation 
 
 Teleportation 
 
 Invulnerability ( *bunked. Has'died' once, due to a recent incarnation's gamma exposure* ) 
 
 Reincarnation? 
 
 Possible dimensional transference. 1998 camera footage of a 2D version of him and a web shaped portal revealing a 2D Spider-Man dropping him off on a rooftop. *Guys, this is weird... Almost SCP shit. Was n't this 6 years before the web head first appeared? In our universe, anyhow. -Mr T. S.* 
 
 *Stark. At least pretend our security protocols block your access. Dir. N. F* 
 
 Age-less? ( *Note: Stan Lee is clearly aging, but it appears inconsistent. The wrinkles... They never match up with the timeline. They're vanishing and reappearing, like either he's youthening or re-aging, or as previously mentioned he is not taking a linear approach to time* )
