[ WP ] You retrieve your Secret Santa match . It 's Satan .

December 11th. The annual pre-Christmas office party. Today, over coffee and biscotti, we pick a name out of a hat to decide for whom we are purchasing a Christmas gift. We sit at a table, waiting to be called alphabetically by last name to pick a recipient. Becky Almarez is first to pick. She pulls out a tiny slip of paper, looks it over, and lets out a small giggle before she returns to her seat. Next is Loren Bouchard. Then Lucy Galsky. It goes on for a while and I start to daydream out of boredom when they finally reach my name. I rise from my chair, stretch my lazy muscles, and proceed to pull a slip of paper out of the hat. I read the name silently to myself. `` Satan?'' I glance over at the red man with long pointed horns wearing his over-the-top Christmassy Bill Cosby sweater. What exactly am I supposed to get him?
