[ WP ] In the afterlife , people are given awards for things they did during their life . You won the award `` Most People Killed Without Knowing It . ''

Scanning my mind over and over I ca n't fathom what I could have done to cause this. I shook the hand and took the award, on stage in front of everyone, all the other people who had achieved the `` most'' in the world, here sitting before me are some of most best and worst people to ever encounter - Most people rescued, Most people cured, Most gracious, Most people stabbed - Yeah that guy actually made me feel better about myself. I walked off stage and took my ceremonial pin and poked it through my lapel. Might as well be proud... 
 
 This was typical of me, stumbling through life with nothing but luck to guide me and now luck has left me here... a mass murderer, the accidental grim reaper, the deadly phantom, the keeper of the scrolls... wait that one does n't make sense. I started embracing my lifestyle - dressing differently completely forgetting I was attempting to put the fear of death into the already deceased.. this was the afterlife after all.
