[ WP ] A device is released that allows a person to dive into a book and experience its contents firsthand . The manual mentions a certain book you should n't go in , for no one has ever returned from copies of it , but you decide to ignore the manual and go in anyway .

`` Theroux's Curiosities is pleased to announce its most intense and realistic immersion book series...'' 
 
 That's as far as I read before I clicked the link taking me to the portal page. 
 
 `` Journey to Hell and Back; The only authorized Nicholas Cage autobiography.'' 
 
 I opened the book to a random page 
 
 ``... We stood over the empty grave. Esmerelda, the local Spanish beauty I've taken for my lover handed me the shovel and placed the ceramic jaguar skull into the open ground. We both felt the spirits of a thousand wars flow through our bodies. 
 
 `` Senor Cage it is time.'' She said. 
 
 I began shoveling dirt upon the skull and let out my warcry. Esmerelda lit two cigarettes, placing one in my mouth. 
 
 I turned to call my dog Baron, a half pit bull half, Rhodesian Ridgeback when I saw you standing there. 
 
 `` You're here.'' I said without the hint of confusion. 
 
 `` I take it that bastard Theroux sent you. He's a crazy fucker but I made a promise to that mad man. A promise I've come to regret for many years.'' 
 
 You're confused. You are n't in control. You're not'I'. You only know yourself as'you'. 
 
 `` Come. Esmerelda will bake us a hearty meal. And I believe Tequila is in order.'' 
 
.... 
 
 `` You've come at a strange time. The locals have it out for me I'm sure of it. Francisco Marquez is most unhappy I've swooped up his only daughter.'' 
 
 I told my story to the new stranger. He looked concerned but sadly fascinated. I hope I can get him back safely. 
 
 `` Esmerelda my beauty, come sit on my lap.'' 
 
 She lights me a cigarette. `` I came here to recoup after the last Ghost Rider film. I needed to escape the mundane... Would you excuse me a minute.'' 
 
 The bodyguard I called for earlier entered the room. 
 
 We began screaming at each other in Spanish. I diverted his attention and grabbed the man by the shirt and tossed him over my shoulder. 
 
 `` That's judo mother fucker!'' 
 
 The man lay on the ground while I removed a pistol from the mans shoulder holster. 
 
 `` La pistola!... La pistola! I said no god damned guns.'' 
 
 I fired 5 shots into the wall. 
 
 `` Esmerelda. Saddle the horses. We ride to the Cantina.'' 
 
 I stubbed out my cigarette. `` Young stranger I leave one bullet in this gun. That bullet may or may not have your name on it. We depart in an hour to see the Colonel. Only he can send you back to that bastard Theroux. But his price is this gun against your temple.'' 
 
 I see the energy in your field begin to change. 
 
 `` The Colonel will ask me to spin the revolver and I will do it. It is the only way. It is how Theroux has written it. I will spin it and you will shoot. The Colonel is a stubborn man but fair. He will ride you past the second moon for that is what he owes me. The clock is ticking young traveler, we leave in less that an hour.'' 

