[ WP ] : Due to advances in medical science , the standard human life expectancy is now around 120-140 . It is discovered that people in their 100-teens go through a second edgy rebellious phase .

`` I painted my dentures black, see you no match for me'', old Mr. McGregor boasted to the crowd of the 100 year old gothic club. `` Well, your mom is so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery'', Ms. Perigrine said with a wild grin on her face. `` She's dead, you know that right'', he responded and silence filled the room. 
 
 I have been working in this nursing home for 20 years now. I really enjoyed my job caring for the elderly, making them smile and happy especially those that have been forgotten by their families. But, it has been really awkward here since they rolled out that experimental pill. Old people after reaching 100 suddenly had full of energy and acted like little brats that has no control whatsoever. 
 
 `` Daniel! Where is my food? ``, Mr. William shouted across the hall. `` You better have my tiara polished Daniel'', Ms. Camille shireked near the window. `` Daniel! I asked for a freaking white iPhone 19, why the puck is this black'', Mr. Hentitledbrat screamed as he threw the phone to the floor. `` Daniel! You suck! I asked for a creamy Souffle, this is toasted'', Mrs. Ungretpoolbasterd said as she star sobbing and flung the food upward with her desk. `` Somebody call whine one one!! ``, Mr. McGregor inciting a riot. 
 
 `` Denture fight!! ``, a loud shout from the end of the canteen echoed everywhere as dentures flew everywhere. 
 
 I am cover with teeth... Oh gawd... I swear I am going to replace that pill with Tic Tacs.
