[ WP ] A mysterious collectible trading card game grants people different super powers for each card owned . You have just recieved your first booster pack .

From the Hobby Shack, 
 
 I bought this new pack, 
 
 The only one I've ever found. 
 
 Inside there were eight, 
 
 They would decide my fate, 
 
 To me, these cards were bound. 
 
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 I picked out the first, 
 
 And fire did burst, 
 
 From my fingers down into my palm, 
 
 The second was loud, 
 
 When it created a cloud, 
 
 That exploded like a bomb. 
 
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 When I read the third, 
 
 It was a little absurd, 
 
 I was now wearing a magic hat, 
 
 But, I hated the fourth, 
 
 When I saw a goblin give birth, 
 
 I will not be keeping that. 
 
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 Now, the fifth was a foil, 
 
 It made my skin boil, 
 
 Like water inside of a pot, 
 
 With the sixth I could settle, 
 
 Because this chunk of metal, 
 
 Turned into a Ninja Robot. 
 
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 The seventh was great, 
 
 And, it went with Eight, 
 
 One a shield, the other a sword, 
 
 But, when played together, 
 
 Things would get better, 
 
 I'd become an unstoppable Lord. 
 
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 These cards were okay, 
 
 It kept my interest for the day, 
 
 But, the art was done sloppily, 
 
 The mechanics were dumb, 
 
 And, like, so over-done, 
 
 I'd rather just play Monopoly.
