[ WP ] You are given a deal by a higher power that grants you eternal life . The catch ? You have to kill one person every year . If you fail do do so , even a minute too late , you will die .

**Day 364: ** 
 
 Highest priority e-mail pops up in all my e-mail accounts: `` lol GG kill urself loser: )'' 
 
 I'm as much a troll IRL to other people and online as I to myself, so that's cool. As long as you're fair and consistent. 
 
 Went to the bathoom, got Mr. Glock from the hidden holster beneath the sink, screwed on the silencer, got into the shower, turned on the water ( do n't worry; it's waterproofed for these kind of things ), closed the curtain, sat down, opened my mouth, bit down on the silencer, and pulled the trigger. 
 
 Soft-point ammunition. Never left the back of my brain. 
 
 I woke back up after a period of nothingness, my tonsils and teeth ringing. Takes a few minutes ( I've taped it ) for the damage to heal and the bullet to work its way out, into my mouth, where I spat it out with the blood and brain matter ( first in the trash; second into the drain, water still running; third in the toilet where it becomes unmistakable from number two ( did you see what I did there? ) ). 
 
 It takes a few hours before I can eat anything again without it tasting like gunpowder and brass, but that's fine. Small price to pay for immortality, paid once a year. 
 
 I sat back in the shower and let the hot water run out, reflecting on the terms of the contract the old man made with me some two-hundred years ago. He really needed to add more detailed, clearer stipulations.
