[ WP ] The year is 2100 . The world 's nations have united under the UN to form a unified world government ... except for one . One small and mountainous nation in Central Europe stubbornly holds onto their neutrality .

`` Leesten, what is the point?'' The swiss ambassador posits. He motions to an aid off screen who promptly brings him more emanthaler. `` If ebryone is united as you say, there vill never be need for de shwiss to take sides anyway.'' 
 
 Secretary General Danver pushes his hair back. The sound of chewing comes through the secured telecon screen. `` Truly that's not the point Gunnar. If everyone is united there will be no war and thus no need for Switzerland to choose sides, neutral or otherwise. You're right, its arbitrary, but at this point its just a show of world unity. There is no more threat of country against country military action on earth. Not that the Swiss would ever do that I --'' 
 
 Gunnar is clearly not paying attention at this point, he's leaned off screen and appears to be making a throwing motion to somebody giggling across the room. `` Vat if the Swiss vant to invade Germany or no, Italy, I love calsones.'' 
 
 `` You'd invade Italy for calzones.'' 
 
 `` Do n't be seely Secretary General Bill Danver, Of course ve vill not invade Italy for calsones. But ve must keep options open, what if Italy starts something?'' 
 
 `` They would n't. It's part of the treatise of the UN. It's a global ceasefire.'' Danver tries hard not to roll his eyes and mutters softly. `` 342 teleconferences with the swiss, 342 pledges of neutrality.'' 
 
 `` I'm getting a bad connection, I did n't hear the last part.'' 
 
 `` I did n't say anything.'' 
 
 `` Regardless of treaties, it's always the fat one who leads the dance, Secretary General.'' 
 
 `` I do n't -- under -- -'' 
 
 `` Ja I must go now Secretary Danver, ve have invasion plans to make. Just keeding, I am going skiing and zen to a very exclusive night club. Oh, and Switzerland vill remain neutral.'' The swiss ambassador tails off as the telecon fades from view, `` YA that is ze cutest puppy I haf ever seen.'' 
 
 `` What is going on in there.'' Danver leans back in his chair and stares at the ceiling. An urgent call comes through from the European UN branch. `` Go for Danver.'' 
 
 `` Secretary General Danver, Italy has been invaded.'' 
 
 **30 Years Later: January 2130** 
 
 The word has fallen to pieces. The United Nations building is now a meeting ground for those trying to find their loved ones. The combined might of 195 countries should have been enough to stop the invasion, but Italy was just the beginning. The aliens were somehow able to hit every major metropolitan area in the world and wipe out a good majority of civilization. 
 
 Turns out the aliens were pretty lazy and avoided mountainous regions for example the rockies and of course the alps. The 30 year war ended in 1 climactic battle. With the invaders on the ropes, the UN army only needed only 147,000 more troops or roughly the size of the swiss army, for their plan to work. The swiss met with both sides leaving the aliens charmed by their culture and the UN commanders annoyed with their isms and pledge of intergalactic neutrality. 
 
 After the war wound down, turns out the Swiss had made contact some centuries ago with the aliens and had refused to share that with the rest of the planet. In return for a swiss remaining neutral and providing the aliens with information on humanoid ways, the aliens pledged to install Switzerland as the leaders of the new world order. They also gave them really sweet timepeices. 
 
 As supreme overlords, the Swiss have been even keeled as can be. Its tough for kids to learn the yodel choirs required of them, but hearing the screaming yodels over the loud speakers every morning becomes soothing after so long. We've normalized to their ways. 
 
 A call comes in for President of the free world and emanthaler kingpin Gunnar. Gunnar's aid skiis up with the cell phone. 
 
 Gunnar takes off his skiing gloves and takes the cell phone from his aid. 
 `` Go for Gunnar. Yah hello Mr. Danver'' Gunnar mouths'10th time this week' to his aid. `` Yah, I understand the intergalactic resitance army would love to have New Earth's support...'' 
 

