[ RF ] Your friend asks you to pick up some stuff in their name . You do n't remember their name .

`` So it should be arriving at the post office this afternoon. Should be under my name. Thanks again man, I owe you one.'' 
 
 `` Yah, dont sweat it bro, heh he...'' I gave a nervous laugh. Shoot, how can I not remember his name right now. We have known each other for twelve years. What the hell do I do. `` Hey man, want to talk to my niece real quick, she is the most adorable six-year-old you'll ever meet.'' 
 
 `` Im sorry Luke, I would but I really need to-'' 
 
 `` It will be really quick! Here.'' 
 
 `` Luke I rea-'' 
 
 I put on my best impersonation of a little girl voice. 
 
 `` Hi, who is this?'' I squeaked. My god that was bad. 
 
 `` Oh, heeey, this is Lukes friend.'' 
 
 `` Whats your name?'' 
 
 This should be simple enough. 
 
 `` Well, take a guess.'' 
 
 Charming, arent you. 
 
 `` Is iiit... John?'' 
 
 `` Nope. Try again.'' 
 
 Oh no. This is not happening. 
 
 `` Is it... Richard?'' 
 
 `` No, give it another shot!'' 
 
 I dont have time for this. 
 
 `` Is it Daniel?'' 
 
 `` No. Try ag-'' 
 
 `` Steven?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` Tyler?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` Ogundip?'' 
 
 `` No?'' 
 
 `` Lucas?!'' I was losing my patience and my voice was starting to strain. 
 
 `` No. You have twenty more chances!'' 
 
 Are you kidding me? 
 
 `` Is it DICK?!'' 
 
 `` Uhh, what...'' 
 
 `` Tell me you're name, you stupid cow!'' 
 
 `` Ok. Bye.'' the phone beeped as he hung up. 
 
 A few seconds later a got a text. 
 
 **Victor Jensin: You're niece is soooo weird! ** 
 
 Damn it. 
 
 
 
 
 

