[ WP ] After years of automating lower positions the board of directors finally elects the world 's first computer CEO

Elton walked through an empty marble hallway with a brisk pace and an accelerated heart rate, thinking about the many ways his day could go wrong from this point on. The echoes of his footsteps filled the sapphire corridor with a piercing clicking until slowly subsiding when nearing an elegantly carved wooden door. Quickly welcomed with a plastic smile from the blonde receptionist, he approached her desk and said: 
 
 “ I uhh… I ’ m from the IT department. I think I have meeting with the board right now, but there's must be some mistake. I'm- ” 
 
 Immediately ignored by the big breasted secretary, he saw her pick up her corded phone and enjoyed her yellow top ’ s cleavage when she was busy. The rhythmic bouncing produced by her movements hypnotized the man, making it hard to pretend aloofness after hearing someone say: 
 
 “ Mr. Simmons, please, at least be a little more subtle when enjoying the view. ” 
 
 Jolting himself back to reality, his cheeks turned red when he saw a jolly grey-bearded man grinning at his presence. Chuckling for a few seconds, the overweight gentleman said: 
 
 “ I see you're a fan of the Catherine model! She's a beaut ain ’ t she? ” 
 
 “ Wow… I mean… I did n't even consider she was a robot. ” 
 
 “ It's a preview of the new model we ’ re rolling out this spring. We ’ ve finally reached the point where we ’ ve developed a robot attractive and realistic enough to make it worthwhile replacing every secretary in the east coast. Of course, it's way cheaper and efficient too, but I strongly believe the boobs were what truly convinced the rest of the board. ” 
 
 “ Oh… And what about the people you ’ re replacing? Are they being transferred to another department? ” 
 
 “ Nah we've prepared a fair severance package for them. We believe a month is a fair period of time for them to find another job. Do n't want to repeat the same mistakes we did last time with the janitors, right? ” 
 
 Shaking his head at the oblivious man ’ s comment, he walked past the chairman and opened the heavy doors with a beautiful golden plaque that said: Board of Directors Meeting Room. 
 

