[ WP ] `` Shit . '' You accidentally took the wrong bag from the overhead luggage on an international jumbo jet flight and everyone from the plane has already dispersed .

I decide to head home after the ugh, less fortunate events. 
 
 I look at the bag that is just, grand actually. It looks like it wants to be opened 
 
 I wo n't do it I wo n't do it. I tell myself 
 
 But its so tempting to find out what I accidentally took. I say screw it and I just open it but promise myself not to touch anything. Leave no evidence. I was never looking at the luggage. 
 
 I find a credit card and a letter. its out in the open so I can read it 
 
 `` You must... 
 
 
... obey the rules... 
 
....or else'' 
 
 I am confused but probably do n't know the situation going on in that guys/girls life 
 
 I look around the bag some more and find a picture of me... or someone who looks like me... Its me but my eyes are red and I look demonic 
 
 And of course, another letter 
 
 `` This is you.... 
 
 
....From another reality..... 
 
... or the same.... 
 
........future? past?......'' 
 
 These letters make no goddamn sense, maybe I turn into a demon... thats absurd I think to myself 
 
 I look around, its a bag with alot of pockets that im rummaging, I am keeping the middle for the finale so to speak ( its a box ) 
 
 I find another picture, and another letter 
 
 The picture is of... a girl..She's the opposite of the supposed me, glimering with peace and hope, it even brightens up my day. She looks angelic and peaceful 
 
 and of course, the letter 
 
 ``...... that..... 
 
...... is....... 
 
... your lover.... 
 
... Now that we got formalities out of the way.... 
 
... Time to show a picture of me....'' 
 
 The letter said. 
 
 I opened the last pocket and, yet again another picture. The picture looks to be like..A hooded figure with a scythe around darkness... grim reaper esc. 
 
 ``... me.... 
 
..For I am death.... 
 
..But.... 
 
... I fucked up..... 
 
....Left you down a course you were never meant to be in.... 
 
... I had to... 
 
... travel through time.... 
 
... and give you this information now... 
 
..So we do n't make the same mistake again... 
 
... The box..'' 
 
 the letter addressed the box, it's time to open 
 
 What I found inside the box was.....me..... 
 
 a letter 
 
 `` Here is you... not really you... a recording of you... on your last day before this event. This piece of technology records a single moment in a universe, if a traveler were to travel back and change anything, this recording is not affected....look into it....now...'' 
 
 I decide to, a play button and a pause button and a screen. nothing I have seen before however. it seemed to levitate out of thin air 
 
 I press play 
 
 `` Day 4 billion 336 million 512 thousand 429, 
 
 Today will be the last day of my existence, I am immortal. When I was supposed to die, death failed at killing me. I outsmarted death for so long, he is not as smart as you think. You can tell if he's coming for you, look for the signs. I can not say no more for I do n't want him to find out how I do it. I know the end is near for me, Death is all powerful and will use everything he has to his advantage to end my life, I know he can travel through time and if you're reading this message you are probably me, from the past..being tricked by him so he would not have to have a heartache. 
 
 But, cheating death corrupts the body and soul of oneself. I am a lingering spirit not meant to be living no more, I have been to heaven and hell, and everywhere in between. To tell you the truth I like hell better for you ca n't get a tan up in heaven. But, my wife, forces me down the heavenly path. I look like a demonic possessed spirit because death thinks that will ruin my public reception and will cause someone to kill me, but I am a charming and loveable guy on the inside, even god himself loves me. 
 
 But -- back to the matter at hand. Me from the past, kill death. Do n't listen to what he says and do n't change, a paradox would happen. But god will intervene I promise you that, and find a more fitting replacement for death and end the paradox before it begins. If you decide to listen to him, you will die a painful death. On the day I was supposed to die, I was not feeling well. I felt the signs and did not go to work that day. If I did, I would be dead in a fatal train crash. The day I logged in the beginning, was the amount of days that have passed since that day, but if you listen but do n't go to work that day, death will find more ways to kill you.'' 
 
 I found one final letter contained in the box, under the piece of technology, the other letter was sitting on top 
 
 `` He foiled my plans.... 
 
 
.....He put this box in this bag.... 
 
....But I have an extra perspective for you... 
 
.....if you decide to follow his advice..... 
 
....Everything will be chaos... 
 
... If I die, nothing else will that follows... 
 
....Trillions of people.... 
 
... planet would die very soon... 
 
....people stranded in space.... 
 
.......forever.... 
 
... hatred towards people grows... wars go on for eons with no casualties... 
 
... no peace.... 
 
... listening to me would bring peace to all the chaos that will unsue... 
 
... What do you choose..?'' 
 
 Death, he had one fatal flaw in his logic so I chose to ignore him, my whole life. 
 
 That day came, when I made my message that I would smuggle in the bag, when God intervined 
 
 `` Death, I have told you no more paradoxes!'' 
 
 ``... sorry sir..'' 
 
 `` No more being sorry! You will die but I will make sure the timeline does not get altered no longer!'' 
 
 I heard death and god bickering from heaven. I decide to fly up and see what's going on 
 
 `` Yo god what's chillin, why are you yelling bro?'' 
 
 `` It's death being an idiot again, decided to be mr. tryhard and try to go back in time to get you killed'' 
 
 `` I knew it! -- I mean oh really? time travel? wooow'' 
 
 God looked serious so I refrained from the jokes for a second 
 
 `` What are you gon na do with him?'' 
 
 `` He has altered the timeline, I need some way to fix..'' 
 
 `` Just kill death and it would all be good right?'' 
 
 He facepalmed 
 
 `` if death dies, he would not go back in time to deliver you the message in the first place! so in the future he would n't die!'' 
 
 `` Then let him carry out the plan, then banish him to the depths of hell that Lucifer does not know about!'' 
 
 Hell is not what you think it is, or at least a little. Think of hell as a nice vacation in a far away place. Where it's sunny and mellow, but that place also has prisons with prisoners too. Of course the prison is where all the PR goes down on earth. Lucifer is like the king of that far away place, he is a businessman but very wealthy, but all the PR he gets is any decision he makes about the prison, but thats not all he does. God Dang propaganda I tell ya! 
 
 `` I mean think about it god, he carried out his plan in the past but it did not work, so it does not matter if he does so again, but after he's done screwing with the timeline take away his powers and declare a new death! a smarter one at least'' 
 
 God looked impressed 
 
 `` I guess that would work'' 
 
 `` Death, carry out your scheme..'' 
 
 I whisper the fact that I need to add something to the bag hes bringing back 
 
 `` you have done it before and it was not a failure, so go'' 
 
 I quickly snatch my communication device and put it in the bag, death is around it but looks a tad..defeated.... 
 
 `` Let me see what you are gon na add...'' 
 
 I gave it to him and he jotted down 2 letters, one ontop of the communication device and one inside the box, he put the device in the box 
 
 ``... Thats it... now go...'' 
 
 I left and went back to god, The bag gets delivered and death gets banished forever 
 
 I start to have deja vu of the time I opened the bag, I did not listen to death for this flaw. A new generation of the grim reaper would be born to bring the peace to the world 
 
 `` I have chosen... you... to be the new death'' 
 
 Instantly I feel something, I become omniscient and omnipresent ( or at least to the amount that the grim reaper had ) on the spot I killed people left and right without even thinking. People that were meant to be killed by my blade that is, I see how death can be cheated however, I leave clues to tease people to what's to come and maybe there might be some smart ones that cheat me once but I will always finish what I started. 
 
 `` Alright boss, game of chess shall we?'' 
 
 God loves chess btw 

