[ WP ] Non-traditional families are quite common these days , but yours might just be the strangest of them all . You werenraised by the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

`` Leave. Me. Alone.'' 
 
 `` You must stay awake! We must fight!'' 
 
 `` War, shut up.'' 
 All I was trying to do was take a nap after school. War really wanted me to stay up. `` Thank you, Death.'' `` He has a point though. Homework much?'' 
 `` How will you ever rule anything if you do not do homework?'' `` Conquest, no. Please.'' They would n't shut up, so I did he best thing I could. `` Guys.'' `` What?'' `` Domingo Infuego!'' A huge burning cross slammed into the Horsemen and shut them up. `` Thank god.'' `` My thoughts exactly!'' A huge voice boomed down from above. `` We agreed that you would stay out of my business when I invoke Sunday Fire!'' `` Change of plans. After the fiasco of the Skelton demons, I ca n't leave anything to chance.'' `` Next cosmic shift, I'm going somewhere else.'' `` To conquer?'' `` SHUT UP!!!!!''
