[ WP ] You are transported five centuries into the future and watch a documentary about the present day ( 2015 ) . But oddly , the world depicted in the film is unrecognizable to you .

`` Slavery was beginning to die down in the second half of the 19th century, yet this progress stunted at the victory of the Confederacy in the American Civil War in 1865. It was a powerful empire, staunchly rivaled by those in the North. This rivalry is best depicted in the 2004 documentary *C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America*.'' 
 
 `` Um, that was n't an actual documentary...'' At this point I had nearly given up. The documentary had already cited *The Onion*, *The History of the World, Part I*, and Uncyclopedia as valid sources, and claimed that the events of *The War of the Worlds* had, in fact, actually happened. 
 
 `` Sh, we have to hear the movie,'' the man next to me whispered. 
 
 `` There is no solid proof of when the Confederacy collapsed,'' continued the narrator, `` yet the prevalence of Confederate flags in the region suggests that remnants survived until at least the 2020s. Slavery had already taken a huge hit when Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen freed the slaves of Yunkai in 2000.'' 
 
 *What? That's from* Game of Thrones*! That's not true at all! * I thought, almost ready to storm out of the theater. But this was too entertaining to walk away from. 
 
 `` In 2008, the northern United States were taken over by Kenyan-born communist and Illuminati puppet Barack'Saddam' Hussein Obama. His reign coincided with the beginning of what modern historians call'the Epidemic'. The Epidemic began sometime in the 2010s, and resulted in the rising of the dead in a rabies-like state. These undead were known as'woggles'. Over five billion were affected by the virus.'' 
 
 `` We know so much about the Epidemic from its wide portrayal in media from the time period,'' one'expert' said. `` Little evidence of it could be found elsewhere.'' 
 
 `` To find a cure, an organization known as WICKED began sticking young children in a maze. This is the subject of the Broadway musical of the same name. People began to venture into space, where the first contact was made with the civilizations of Gallifrey and Qo'noS. From there, we are not sure what happened. This all changed when President Not Sure was elected in 2505. From there, well, we reach the world of today, from which we can only look forward. Thank you for watching *The History of the World*. This film was brought to you by the Texas Board of Education.''
