[ WP ] The worst thing a wizard can do is sleep-talk .

Wizard: *snoring* 
 
 Wizard: *inaudible grumble* arguere frangere *inaudible grumble* fenestram *inaudible grumble* 
 
 ( a window in the distance shatters ) 
 
 Old Man ( distantly ): `` You damn kids! That's the third time this week!'' 
 
 Wizard: *snoring* 
 
 Old Man ( distantly ): `` I'll be watching you damn kids! Get back here now! I'm calling the police on you!'' 
 
 Wizard: *inaudible grumble* sponte praemium *inaudible grumble* plaustrum *inaudible grumble* 
 
 ( a small explosion happens ) 
 
 Old Man ( distantly ): `` Woah, what the hell was that?!'' 
 
 Old Man ( distantly ): `` Come on you damn kids! This is n't funny! First you mess with my windows and now you mess with my cars! You youngsters are in serious trouble!'' 
 
 ( faint dialing sounds ) 
 
 Old Man ( distantly ): These young men have been constantly harassing me and vandalizing my property! I'm sick of it! What do you mean there's nothing you can do? It's been the third time this week!'' 
 
 Old Man: `` So this is what my taxpayer dollars are going into? Paying you to do diddly squat? Good day!'' 
 
 Wizard: *inaudible grumble* facere aquam *inaudible grumble* lectulo *inaudible grumble* 
 
 ( Wizard is jolted awake ) 
 
 Wizard: Who? What? Huh? 
 
 Old Man: You damn kids! You are n't getting away with this! 
 
 Wizard ( moaning ): Not again! You've got to be kidding me.
