[ WP ] Reddit finally secured funding to build a vast metropolis in its likeness . It is broken up into boroughs and cities , which represent subreddits . Every aspect of this mega city has been designed specifically to cater to and sustain millions of redditors . Describe your experiences here .

reddit, the city of enlightenment, as they call it, how fucking precious. It may seem that way to those in the r/adviceanimals or r/askreddit boroughs, but to those of us in the boroughs of the damned, r/depression, r/confession, r/nosleep, or r/anxiety, it's not exactly as pleasant. I live in the r/ depression borough, and here we have n't seen a clear sky for as long as anybody can remember. I used to always wake up to the sound of people falling from the towers, but then the city started bolting all of our windows shut. A wall seperates these boroughs from the rest of the city, and you ca n't get to the other side until you've overcome whatever reason it is that you're here. What kills me the most is knowing that r/gonewild is on the other side of that damn wall, and those bastards get to just sit there and jerk off while we're all stuck here, barely alive, just trying to fight the urge to figure out how to pull those fucking bolts off of the windows so that we may end it all, and maybe, as I'm falling, I'll catch a glimpse of the other side of that wall. I suppose it's not their fault I'm here, and it's not like I'll never get there, but as much as hope can drive us, the last thing I need right now is another dead dream.
