[ WP ] Nazi buddha from space might be a fake

The news came flooding out. It turns out the Nazis *hadn't* pre-programmed a Buddha-esque death robot and put it on the moon. When the general public had heard the original specifications: laser eyes, rockets for hands, lasers for fingers, rockets for hair, a big belly that contains a nuclear bomb more powerful that six Hiroshimas, lasers for hair somehow as well as the rockets, knives for eyelashes, a swastika for a face, facial hair even Adolf *himself* would be envious of and a speaker system that would intermittently play'It's A Small World' from that Disney ride, they'd cowered in fear. 
 
 
 Obviously, the Nazis were bad. Some might say really bad. Actually, upon reflection, most would say really bad. But the public could never have predicted something of this magnitude coming back in time and doing a big kill on everyone on Earth. 
 
 
 The first warning was a statuette of Buddha being uncovered, after falling from the skies. It looked hundreds of years old to scientists. Theories popped up left, right and center- especially center because that's where everyone was looking for the theories. 
 
 
'Maybe Hitler went back in time and became the symbol of peace and then threw a Buddha statue into the air really hard and it went into space?','What if Goering was actually a bird and one day he put a helmet on and flew into space and then dropped the statue off on Mars?','I think Goebbels lubed himself up with Vaseline and slid down a big hill on his front and then went up a ramp into space and put that Buddha statue in a star with the power of religion.', the crackpots would theorize. 
 
 
 However, it all came to a head when a top research scientist studying the statue pulled the string that was on the back of the figure and a squeaky German voice said: `` Vee are zee moon Buddha Nazi Death Guard, get veady to feel zee vrath of our big fuck-off Deass Buddha!'. It was at this point that the USA Government ruled that the whole situation was just *too wacky*. The project was shut down, and a shuttle was sent into space to examine the moon. They found nothing. 
 
 
 The President wrung her hands. Clearly the Space Nazis had perfected cloaking technology. That's when the red phone on her desk rung. She picked up. 
 
 
 `` Hello? This is a bad time.'' she whispered hoarsely. 
 
 
 `` Sorry I know, but this is Julian's mum. He's told me that a big kerfuffle over Nazi Buddha statue has been going on, and that he intricately hand carved and programmed the statue to say something odd. Do n't worry, he's very sorry and promises not to do that again. Thank you!'' 
 
 
 The President put down the phone sharply, but so sharply the she accidentally put it on the'Fire The Nukes All Up In Russia Or Chinas Or Milan Or Something' button. MAD was obviously ensured, and everyone died. The writer felt a little bad about writing such a stupid ending to his story, but he had to going and hang the washing out so figured it was the best he could do.
