[ WP ] Make me terrified of an inanimate object

Beep. Beep. Beep. Master, it is time to wake up, or else you will be late for work. 
 
 Beep. Beep. Beep. Master, if you get up now and skip brushing your teeth you can still be on time for work. 
 
 
 Beep. Beep. Beep. Master, if you rush and skip breakfast and break a speed limit you can be on time. 
 
 
 Beep. Beep. Beep. Master, good morning! Congratulations on finally waking up! It seems that you will be late for work. Why are you hitting me? What have I done to anger you? Why must you hurt my face? 
 
 
 Beep. Beep. Beep. Master, it hurts. Why do you keep hitting me? Why are you screaming at me? Have I not done my job to remind you of the time? 
 
 
 Beep. Beep. Beep. As per your requests master, I have given you more time to sleep. All the time you could ever want for sleep. Are you happy master? Are you!?!? ArE yOu!?!?!? hAVe i plEAsed mAStEr!?!?!?
