[ WP ] Every single imaginable apocalypse happens simultaneously .

The clouds blotted out the exploding sun and burning sky. The Acid/fire/dinosaur rain made it hard to see too far but it was easy to tell that the earth was being torn up in more then just my general vicinity. The zombies seemed like a minor inconvenience now the nano-bots were turning all biological matter into grey goo. 
 The collapse of the financial markets also seemed trivial compared to the aliens stealing our atmosphere. 
 I could n't bring my self to feel much of anything. 
 I glanced down. 
 In my hands was a plastic bag. In the plastic bag was a copy of HL-3 and the complete box set of Firefly. All 10 critically acclaimed seasons including the 11th season cross over with Breaking Bad. 
 It seemed apt that the day my greatest dreams were realized the world would end. 
 I sighed and the last of the air escaped my lungs to be taken up to the alien mothership. 
 I fell to my hands and knees. 
 Something poked my palm. 
 `` Ohhh a penny''
