[ WP ] You are part of an Alien civilization . Your planet has detected the Voyager 1 probe .

Guys I have spotted something. I dunno what it is 
 Where. Over there. Near the oozle. Quick, grab it before it gets schmutzed. No, you grab it. Its your shift and you got food all over the controls again. You need to wash your tentacles more often. You are going to cause a hoppo infection and I am sick of buying repellent from flumo. The guy is worse than arona. Right I am knocking off for the night. Call me when you get it laminated and check the film this time. I am not covering for you again. 
 
 Whats up his trunk? 
 
 Bob got some propellant in the laminator and the laat thing we bagged caught fire. Thank god we are buying quality. There is basically a bag of fire in one of the containment holds. We get to blow it outnext week which will be fun but its coming out of the booze budget. 
 
 Typical. 
 
 Right. Bring it round. 
 
 Nice shot. 
 
 Thanks. The arm is jamming. 
 
 It'll be fine. Percussive driver scheduled. 
 
... 
 
 
 
 Good job last night guys. Dont know how you managed to wrap this..... Thing. 
 
 It looks like a pleasure bot. 
 
 Yeah the kind your mum likes. 
 
 Open it up, it looks like its got something written on it. 
 
.... 
 
 
 Right seargeant we lost 3 long time wranglers last week to this thing the hallway was filthy. I have never seen a mess that bad before. It turns out there was gold on this thing one of the fluffers said ut was like getting your beak stuck in a power core. 
 
 I will tell my men. Containment fields on full and metal scrubbers in each bay. 
 
.... 
 
 You lost WHAT? 
 
 Right. 
 
 Get it out of here. I dont care what you have to do just get rid of it. 
 
 But sir 
 
 But nothing you brown coated fool. I will cut your funding. You are welcome to mess with this thing on your own time but not my hive. Take your cell and I dont care if you have to lose both your left noses, that thing is going back where it came from. 
 
... 
 
 Alright guys boss says its going back out. Get Grim to kick it. Hes grown enough toes and theyre just going to waste, no one is eating them anymore. 
 
 Grim oozed his foot around the room and heaved as hard as he could. Whatever it was it drifted off. The professor followed it in his cell. 
 
 Oi Grim. That thing really looks a lot like a... 
 
 Yeah it does. 
 
 Big enough for even Ben's dirty mum. 
 
 
 
 Yeah 
 
 

