[ EU ] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu , what is your method and how did it go down ?

It was a Friday like any other. During my 9-5 job, I decided I would stop work for awhile since I only had a few hours left until the weekend. I worked pretty hard in the morning. It's time I allow myself a moment to relax. 
 
 I was online and came across a request to `` kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu.'' The first thing I did was consult Wikipedia. Being born in the early 80s, the Pokemon craze always seemed like a younger person thing. Wikipedia informed me that Ash was the kid in the red hat always trying to catch the pocket monsters. It dawned on me that `` Ketchum'' was play-on-words for `` catch'em''. I was familiar with the tagline `` Got ta catch'em all'' because I thought, as a non-sports card collector, it was the most genius way ( albeit painfully transparent for a precocious teen as myself ) for marketers to guarantee a fan base. 
 
 I imagined writing an amazing Coming-Of-Fan story about a neophyte fan, such as myself, slowly growing into an encyclopedia of Pokemon history. The dream ended when the realization hit that I had wasted 45 minutes of work time, and this grand story would take several hours to complete. Nerves started to set in as my boss roamed around the cubicles. I closed the browser dreaming of all the upvotes the submission would receive.
