[ EU ] Thor is having trouble getting a home loan .

`` Hello Mr. err, what did you say your name was again?'' Min Hua tilted her horn rimmed glasses upwards as she looked at the built blonde behemoth in front of her. 
 
 `` Odinson. My name is Odinson. But thou can callst me the mighty Thor!'' Thor bellowed. 
 
 Min Hua wiped a fleck of spittle off of her face with her blue cloth handkerchief. `` Ok. Mr. Odinson. If you do n't mind Mr. Odinson, could you use your indoor voice? This is is a place of business after all.'' 
 
 The mighty Thor shrank a little in his seat. `` My apologies my fair...'' Thor leaned over and checked the bank worker's name plaque. `` Min Hua. Knowst that I meant thee no offense.'' 
 
 `` No offense taken Mr. Odinson. Anyway, what can I do for you today?'' 
 
 `` Hearest my plea servant of the JPMorgan Chase Bank! I require a home loan posthaste. I intend to live in this city thy callst Manhattan but prices are sky high and Asgardian gold seems to be of very little value on Midgard. Friend Stark refuses to let me stay longer at his homes.'You drink all the beer' he sayeth.'Your mead stinks up the fridge and you're always trashing Avengers Tower. You're on earth for most of the time anyway, get your own place to stay.' And thus fair Min Hua, I come to you in my hour of need to secure a loan for a home.'' 
 
 Thor waved his hands bombastically as he regaled the bank worker with his tale. 
 
 Min Hua pulled up some information on Thor's credit history and financials as the Norse God recounted his woes. `` Uh huh. I see. Unfortunately Mr. Odinson, I do n't think we can reasonably approve a loan for you at this time.'' 
 
 Shock smashed across the thunder God's face. `` What madness is this? Why not?!?'' Thor's bulging biceps twitched as knuckles whitened around Mjolnir's handle. 
 
 `` Well Mr. Odinson, you have no previous financial transactions and no credit history to speak of. Public records also indicate that you have a tendency to cause massive collateral damage while'saving' people. Frankly it would just be irresponsible and unfeasible for JPMorgan Chase Bank to approve a loan to you at this time.'' Min Hua shrugged her shoulders and brushed her hair out of her face with her carefully manicured nails. 
 
 Thor's usually exuberant expression drooped with despair. `` Is there nothing I can do?'' 
 
 `` Well, you could get a co signer or someone to vouch for your trustworthiness. Beyond that there's really nothing we can do for you.'' 
 
 `` I am worthy of Mjolnir! Surely this should show my value?'' 
 
 `` Mr. Odinson, mere possession of magical artifacts is not an indicator of financial credibility nor will it ever be.'' Min Hua crossed her arms and puffed out her chest. 
 
 `` If this is the case then the Warriors Three shall speak for me. Friend Hercules and friend Rogers will also come to my aid.'' Thor spoke up one last time. 
 
 `` Wonderful. Let's schedule an appointment some time. Perhaps we can come to an agreement. Thank you for using JPMorgan Chase Bank and we hope to see you again.'' The thin bank worker ushered Thor out of the building. 
 
 Thor waved enthusiastically before flying off into the distance, twirling Mjolnir. 
 
 Min Hua sighed before rushing back into the bank and shouting at the top of her lungs, `` Oh... My... God... I ca n't believe Thor asked me for a loan!! Holy shit. Holy SHIEETT! This is the greatest day of my life. I got to turn down the God of fucking thunder on a loan! Suck it dad!''
