[ WP ] Reddit becomes a physical world , subreddits are factions at war with one another .

The beginning was small. /r/badlinguistics had a minor territorial dispute with /r/conlang, as someone had made a linguistically unsound conlang. Nothing major. But soon, the situation escalated. The grand admins used their velar stops to fight the improper syntax and Chomskyism of /r/badlinguistics. Quickly, /r/subredditdrama came to the scene in their grand airships, overlooking the vast battles. However, they came into conflict with /r/cringeanarchy, on their Sonic-boats and fur-mechs. They were aided by /r/indianpeoplefacebook, /r/forwardsfromhitler and /r/shittyfacebookmemes. This drew in further extensions; /r/forwardsfromgrandma came with the memelords and bakemasters, and /r/funny came to scavenge the superior memes from le reddit brigades. On the side of /r/conlangs was the Imaginary Network, who summoned great artwork to fight the shitpost armies, and /r/worldbuilding used their power over pocket dimensions to trap enemy infantry. On the side of the cringers and /r/badlinguistics was /r/jontron and /r/nlsscirclejerk, who brought forth swood legions, crowbars, wait no actually it snapped in two, and velvet gloves. 
 
 Much blood was shed. Years went by. Death and destruction was wrought. 
 
 However, a certain threshold was reached. So many dead, and other forces get involved. 
 
 *Old* forces. 
 
 *Powerful* forces. 
 
 One day, corpse upon corpse in the post-fields permalinked together. Together, they formed a vast human chain. Piece by piece, the monster grew and grew. 
 
 And they rose as one. 
 
 `` RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!'' 
 
 4chan was awake once more. 
 
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