[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

A man with a large hat walks into- 
 
 `` NO!'' 
 
 The room hung quietly as the omnipotent voice was confused at this sudden outburst from Steve the bartender. 
 
 Huh? 
 
 `` NO! You are not starting this bullshit again!'' Steve announced to the empty room. 
 
 What are you talking about? 
 
 Steve stepped away from the bar and walked to the center of the room so that he could better argue with no one. 
 
 `` What I'm talking about is that whenever this fucking bar is empty I suddenly hear some shitty bar joke and as that joke is being told it happens. I am sick of it! I've had horses, drunks and superman being a dick. I am not going to deal with it anymore!'' 
 
 Well when you got hired here what did you expect? 
 
 Steve had had enough. He climbed stepped onto one of the chairs and lifted himself up to the table where he stood his ground. Yelling defiantly to the sky. 
 
 `` What did I expect?! I expected to serve water downed beer to college freshman and charge them extra for not calling them out for their cheap ass fakes! Not to have some voice narrate my life!'' 
 
 How about we just calm down and- 
 
 `` No! No I am not going to calm down!'' 
 
 `` Um... excuse me?'' Came a voice from the front door. Steve looked down from his perch to see three fuzzy faced freshmen standing at the door to the bar. 
 
 `` Could we... could we have... you know what. You look like you have your own issues to deal with so...'' Said the freshman as he and his friends slowly backed out the door. Steve looked back to the sky. 
 
 `` And now you cost me business'' 
 
 Look, I can get why you may not like the job but at least the ones I bring in pay well right? 
 
 `` Well...'' 
 
 Am I right? 
 
 Steve thought about this for a second, and with a hatred to give in he looked up to the ceiling and spoke. 
 
 `` Yeah... you're right.'' 
 
 Steve climbed down from the table and went back behind the bar. 
 
 `` Go ahead'' 
 
 So a guy with a large hat walks into a bar.
