[ WP ] You discover that using magic is really easy , and can be taught easily to other people .

`` Dude, just drop it.'' 
 
 `` Bro, I'm telling you, I can levitate. Just stand there and watch damn it. It just takes a minute.'' Josh said as he trailed behind Mark. 
 
 `` The last time I stood still and watched you, you had someone walk up behind me and nut-chuck me. Not doing this again. I have sensitive nuts, dude.'' Mark continued to walk away from Josh. 
 
 `` Alright alright, that was my bad. I swear this is different! I found out how to do magic.'' 
 
 `` Josh, you're so full of shit.'' 
 
 `` Duuude, just watch alright? Here, I'll give you five bucks if you just watch me. Does that sound good? I have n't been able to show this to anyone, and I wanted you to be the first person to see. Come on, Mark, you're my best bud.'' 
 
 Mark sighed. He stopped walking away from Josh and stood still, arms crossed. 
 
 `` Well? Go a-fucking-head and levitate already.'' 
 
 “ Alright.'' 
 
 As Josh got into position, Mark did a quick look around to make sure no one was coming up from behind him. He turned back towards Josh. 
 
 Josh wiggled his arms, and then stretched it out completely. 
 
 Mark laughed. 
 
 `` Why are you posing like Jesus?'' Mark said. 
 
 `` Dude, just shut up for a second and watch.'' 
 
 `` Alright, alright.'' 
 
 Josh closed his eyes and breathed deeply. He began to hum a tune. 
 
 Mark quickly realized that Josh was humming the Eye of the Tiger. He glanced at Josh's closed eyes. That's when he also realized that this was a golden opportunity to bash the nuts of his friend. Mark charged his friend, fist in hand and smile on his face. Time for revenge. 
 
 But as Mark charged, Josh spoke an incantation. 
 
 `` Hakuna matata!'' 
 
 Josh levitated eight feet into the air and backwards, dodging Mark's nut-chuck. 
 
 `` Holy shit!'' Mark yelled. 
 
 `` Dude, I know! Is n't this awesome?'' 
 
 `` How are you doing this?'' 
 
 `` Bro, it's super easy. Just do what I did. Put your arms out, yeah good, now close your eyes. Oh yeah, you're almost there. Wiggle your arms a bit, mmhm. Okay, now start humming the Eye of the Tiger.'' 
 
 As Mark followed all of his friend's instructions, Josh gently levitated towards his best bud, all the while spinning a total of three times before his enclosed fist slammed right into Mark's crotch. Instantly Mark fell to the floor, barely yelping out a scream. As both of his hands held onto his valuables, tears dripped from his eyes. 
 
 `` Why!'' Mark cried out. 
 
 `` Because,'' Josh spoke as he levitated higher into the sky, `` no one other than Josh the Fantastic shall have the awesome power, of the flying nut-chuck!'' 
 
 Josh clapped twice before zipping up into the air and flying away, arms stretched like Jesus Christ, as he looked for his other friend Harry.
