[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

A subtle clinging of my treasury, subtle to some, subtle for most, subtle as a train leaving its post 
 
 “ BEAST ” the little man screamed, “ AWAKEN OR I WILL… ill… ILL KICK YOUR TREASURE AROUND! ” the sound of more coins flinging around my chambers… this little man sure is annoying. 
 
 “ Ah HA!!! Mighty beast can ’ t even stop an impish man from stealing his gold ” he cried with glee 
 
 As my camber slowly comes into view there is the mortal, so small and frail jumping in the air, treasure being knocked around everywhere 
 
 “ One eye huh? That ’ s all I get? I ’ m literally beating the crap out of your precious treasure and I get one eye… you know if I was a lesser man that would actually hurt my feelings ”. Almost in a pouty fashion this man sat on some coins, “ well if you ever feel like giving me your full attention I ’ ll be here waiting, nay, Sleeping; it has been a long journey to come here after all ” and with that he rested his arm over his eyes laid back and started taking deep breaths. 
 
 Long it has been since I have seen some one so… dumb, brave, foolish, and cocky? With a heavy sigh I take in the breath needed to rekindle the forge that is my body, like a volcano waking from its sleep, the surface cracking revealing its molten core beneath; I breathe. There seems to be something a little off about this man, something I can ’ t quite place. 
 
 “ ah!! ” the little man sprung to his feet. “ well about damn time I say, speaking of time you dragons have no concept of it, look at me! ” he said while raising up a piece of his shirt as if it tells the story of his woes, “ I ’ m basically riddled with old age now! Doesn ’ t my shirt look more faded? ” he looked at me quizzically. “ No no... I suppose you are right, what a ludicrous observation… you clearly changed my clothes in my sleep ” he said accusingly with a slight narrowing of the eyes. “ Not to be trusted ” he muttered to himself and then looked at me again 
 
 He sure is an interesting one… 
 
 To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit oh jestering one? 
 
 He looked at me with an addled like confusion... then his eyes brightened “ Oh! Dragon, I nearly forgot you where there! ” as he said that he looked at me as if seeing me for the first time. “ well yes yes straight to business with your type huh? NO NO don ’ t rush me damn it I ’ m getting to the best part! ” he yelled at… his pocket? “ WELL ITS NOT MY FAULT HE DIDN ’ T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AND WAKE UP RIGHT AWAY!!! ”, “ what do you mean I come off as non-threatening, that dragon is basically making me go deaf because his scales are shaking so hard! ” he said matter o factly. “ what do you mean I ’ m a liar? look at him! ” the little man then looked at me with a plea in his eyes “ say uh, ol drako boy ya think you could give a slight tremor for me? I ’ m having a hard time convincing my friend that you are scared of me ” he said pointing at his pocket. 
 
 I could not believe what I was seeing in all of my centuries never has a nut case been so amusing and serious at the same time, I couldn ’ t help but laugh, a deep bellowing laugh, strong enough to shake the room, and set the little man back in a slight stumble. 
 
 “ Ah! Told yah, he is terrified of me OH LOOK HOW HE SHAKES!! ” the little man squealed in glee. Then all was silent, the little man looked as if someone just told him his loved ones died, no more jesting, no more smile of the eyes. The room seemed to get darker, heavier, the walls as if a mind of their own seemed to close in on me. “ what do you mean… ” he whispered to himself, “ what do you mean this reptile was laughing at me? ” as the little man stared at me, his eyes ablaze in a blinding white/blue hue, too bright for this world, to pure of color, like a lone trucks head lights on a dark road, those eyes blazed at me, consumed me. As if the mountain itself was talking so deep was the rumble “ I will tell you a short story dragon and then we will see who is laughing ” 
 
 `` Stranger than some, stranger than most, It is I who hunt those who sleep most. 
 
 Last of your kind, last breath will be mine, do you now see the folly of laughing this time? 
 
 Stories of time, stories of old, oh how the stories of dragons are told. 
 
 Knights of time, knights of old, oh how the knights where always credited of old. 
 
 Shadows we stayed and shadows we remain, shadows of yourself as you fall to our blade 
 
 Know what I say, know it to be true, know that I, a dragon slayer have come for you.'' 
 
 For once I knew fear, I knew that time was against me instead of with me. panicking I could see the walls closing in, like sand dripping out of an hour glass, I could see my last few grains of my sand ticking away. 
 
 “ What do you want from me dragon slayer? ” 
 
 In an instant all was as it was when I first saw him, the room was bright, the walls where I last left them and he was back to talking to his pocket, “ I told you he was scared ”. 
 
 The dragon slayer casually flicked a coin onto my already aspiring pile of coins, looking at me with a mischievous smile he said “ I have a proposition for you ”. 
 
 
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