[ WP ] Turns out there 's a very large algorithm determining your luck for certain things you do in life . Fortunately you 're a genius and have figured this algorithm out . What do you do ?

I hadn ’ t slept in over two days. My left hand was wrapped around a pencil, while my right poured a stale cup of coffee. I can ’ t stop now, I thought. I was so close, I knew that I was so close. All things in the universe must follow a pattern, and I would be a revolutionary by determining this pattern. I had come to the conclusion that the last piece of the equation I needed was something related to fractals. Pure symmetry in nature, like a glimpse into the inner workings of space and time. All I needed was the constant. All I needed was… All that I… my mind gave up. I slept. I dreamt that I was eaten lizard-like creature. We were face to face, though I felt no fear. His blazing eyes seemed to stare into my soul as he opened his moth. The creature then swallowed me whole, and I fell into the pit of his stomach. As I faced my impending doom, I noticed the ringlets that surrounded the inner lining of his abdomen. The circular shapes seemed to grow, becoming three dimensional and surrounding me in a flash of light. Next thing I knew I was awake and writing. “ Of course! ” I said aloud as my hand scribbled rapidly. The constant was pi; the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. A wave of joy had given me new energy. I now had all of the pieces of the puzzle. My equation was cause-and-effect based, taking into account current laws of physics to determine how actions will play out in the future. With this equation, I would have infinite luck. I had developed a software to interpret data from my life, and apply the equation, thus giving me the best course of action to obtain prosperity for the rest of my life. Now, all that was left was to plug in pi. I typed the number 3.14, held my breath, and clicked enter. Words popped up on the screen. It read: *It is a beautiful night, go for a walk! * Grinning like a escaped manic, I threw on my coat an ran out the door, ready for whatever luck was to come my way. I proceeded to look up at the sky and take in the beauty of the heavens above. One particular star caught my eye, The North Star. Such beauty and majesty, finally interpreted into the language of mathematics. I turned around and saw two more points of light. *Growing. Growing. * Crash.
