[ WP ] Your dog is convinced they 're in a committed relationship with you . Write from the dog 's perspective .

I remember the day that the mailman came and handed him what I can only assume were love letters. He took one look at them and threw them in the trash. I remember the day that the television had a picture of a younger and better groomed dachshund on it and he changed the channel without thinking. I remember the day that he heroically chased the squirrel from our lawn because ( I'm sure ) he did n't want to see blood on my claws. He was my everything. How could I know. How could I know? 
 
 He brought *her* home. I know that lots of men fantasize about a three-way. I would n't have blamed him for it, if he'd kept it in the recesses of his mind. I too, have my fantasies. But this? *This? * 
 
 She was fluffier than me. I know that. Her paws were cuter than mine - objectively. And I can not lie, as much as I like to think of myself as a modern canine, it hurt that she was a cat. But the disgusting thing? The truly soul destroying *monstrousness* of it? 
 
 She was just a kitten. 
 
 She was just a kitten.
