[ WP ] an alien and a human have a meet-cute moment , and what happens afterwards .

I had just clocked off from a patrol of this new planet we were monitoring - I believe the locals call it Earth - when I decided to step out of the spacecraft for air. It was the middle of the desert, so I really did n't think anyone would spot me and get into a tizzy. 
 
 But I was closer to civilization than I thought. 
 
 So anyways, I was standing there looking at these strange pokey things sprouting up out of the ground, when I heard a rustle. 
 
 Looking at her - I knew this must have been one of those humans I'd heard so much about. 
 
 I'd never gotten a close look at one - just seen the metal contraptions they travel around in. 
 
 She had silky golden hair and blue eyes and I fell in love with her at first sight, but she appeared to be running from something. 
 
 `` Bella!'' a booming voice called out from behind her. `` Come back. I did n't mean to scare you.'' 
 
 A wail came from the beautiful creature. 
 
 `` Bella!'' The voice continued. `` I did n't mean to hurt you. Please come home.'' 
 
 That's when I noticed she was limping. 
 
 This poor girl had been hurt. She was in danger. I had to do something. 
 
 When the booming voice came in sight, I pulled out my raygun and fired two shots. 
 
 Pew. Pew. 
 
 The booming voice was vapourized before I even got a good look at who it was coming from. 
 
 I chased after Bella. 
 
 `` Sweetheart, darling - are you okay? The bad man is gone.'' 
 
 She looked up at me and wagged her tail with gratitude. 
 
 I knew we'd be happy for a very long time.
