[ WP ] You are an avowedly average looking person who , while walking past a university lab , gets sucked through an experimental portal to another world with humanoid occupants who have the same beauty standards as Earth , but you are the most attractive person on the planet .

''Hey beautiful'' 
 I turned. And was again amazed. One of the most beautiful women I have ever seen was standing before me. In my not awearnes I started turning around looking what hot guy she was adresing. But no one was there just me. I slowly pointed at myself. And asked:'' M-m-me?'' 
''Yes you? Who else? I do n't see anyone else here, do you?'' 
''No''. What was going on? I always read about these parallel realities, and how just a little detail can be changed. Everything seemed normal. I even looked my old self, but why in gods name would she call me beautiful? Why would she even call me? Before i fell and passed out in that lab that Duncan works in, I had problems with girls even the not so pretty ones. I should find out what's going on. 
''are you... here, is everything okay?'' I guess I got chought up with my thoughts longer than I thought. 
''Yeah yeah, sorry... Would you like to grab something to drink?'' 
''Yes'' she was even gigling? What is happening? I made a 12 giggle. 
 Through conversation i discovered she was stupid. As hell. I guess it realy is that way. But why not have some fun? Let's try this. 
''Where is your place?'' 
''Not far from here why?'' 
''Well I know how to cook. But I always cook for 3, do you have any friends that can come over?'' it was like she knew exactly what i mean. 
''Yeah I'll call her'' 
 Okay really, what is going on? I am not avarage anymore? But I look exactly the same. Is she maybe ugly? But four guys ware checking her out at the bar. I need to find Duncan. Hmmm, I'll do it in the morning. 
 
 That was mind blowing. I need to do that again sometime. 
 Duncan was at his lab. I explained the situation to him, he looked at me. I never seen that look. He told me to wait in the other room. 
 He was now on his phone for about half an hour or so. What's going on? He came into the room and said:''just a bit longer I will explain everything later.'' 
''okay, it is not like i have anything to do.'' 
 Another 15 minutes passed. When a suit came into the room. 
''Follow me please'' 
 So I did, he lead me to his car and showed me in the back. I just glipsed the sign on the car, White shield with eagle, Central Intelligence Agency, CIA. 
 I am fucked.
