[ WP ] God decides to retcon Earth , annoyed at his previous storyline . His method ? A flood .

`` Well, this came out wrong. Gon na have to redo the whole story again. Much more tedious than you might think.'' He said to Abraham. 
 
 `` True. Shall I gather two of every kind again just like last time?'' Abraham asked. 
 
 `` Yes, just like last time.'' 
 
 *24 HOURS LATER* 
 
 `` Get ready Abraham! I'm about to redo history!'' God echoed. 
 
 `` I feel kinda sad for everyone else though. They wo n't be able to see the world again.'' Abraham thought. 
 
 `` Yes, but the story will be better than ever!'' God chanted. 
 
 `` OPEN THE FLOOD GATES'' God commanded. 
 
 Just as he finished the sentence a great flood rushed throughout the lands and wiped the face of the earth. Everything was plain and reset. 
 
 `` I have great ideas for this version!'' God smiled. 
 
 `` Wait, where's Sarah?'' Abraham said. 
 
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 Sorry if this was bad. I was pretty bored.
