[ WP ] Everybody made fun of you in hero school because your superpower was `` free refills , '' but now you discover it has bigger implications than anyone realized .

I'm a hero. 
 
 I'm a hero this city needs, but not the one it deserves. 
 
 Seriously, fuck this job. Do you know how boring it is for you to sit down for 24 hours a day, at the edge of LITERALLY NOTHING, wearing LITERALLY NOTHING and doing LITERALLY NOTHING? 
 
 `` This city *needs* you Jenny, you ca n't quit!'' said Anushka. `` Besides, you get a lot of money!'' 
 
 Yeah right, a lot of money my ass. What's the point of money if you do n't have any free time to spend it? 
 
 `` That's it. I'm done.'' I said, angrily. `` I quit.'' 
 
 Nonononono you ca n't said the sultan. This city *needs* you he said. Calm down, sit down. `` I know you're pissed, but please, we need you!'' he said. 
 
 `` I'm not pissed! I AM pissing!'' I hissed as the sultan kept me pushed down onto my seat, applying more super glue onto my thighs. `` I'm sick and tired of this superpower!'' 
 
 Frankly, yeah, I'm tired. I'm SUPER tired of this superpower. 
 
 Back in hero school, when we did our amplitude test they have discovered a new category of super power. `` Free refills'' it was, and I was the star of the super power community for a week... then it just died off. I was forbidden to use my super power anywhere in school because I would drive business away for the canteen... then when I grew up I was given the same treatment everywhere. I was n't allowed in restaurants, I was n't allowed in anywhere you can eat or drink. 
 
 I thought I could use my super powers to at least do something constructive, like opening a bar or brewery, or something like that. Well, it worked for a while because I am literally getting beverage for free and selling it for a large amount of profit. But my business went bust quicker than a decaying hydrogen isotope when people find out the way I refill my kegs is to have beer flow out of my vagina into the barrels. 
 
 So here I am, pissing enough water to drive the hydro electric dam with my legs spread wide open in the middle of nowhere, providing the entire middle east with electricity and power... with my ass glued onto the edge of the dam so I ca n't escape. 
 
 Fuck this job.
