[ WP ] You wake up one day just to see every character you ever created staring at you .

I opened my eyes, only to see black. I could n't move. Hands bound behind the back of the chair I sat in. My heart beat accelerated, sweat started to build. 
 
 `` Holy fucking shit, God finally wakes up. Did you have a nice drug induced nap?'' A voice called out in front of me, it sounded as if it the person was above. 
 
 `` Hello? Who are you? Where am I?'' I replied worryingly. 
 
 `` You know damn who. It's me, Xavier!'' the stranger said as if an old friend. 
 
 `` Xavier? I know one Xavier, and I'm pretty sure you are n't him.'' 
 
 `` Come on! Xavier Church!'' he reassured me. 
 
 `` Xavier Church? Wait, wait -- -'' 
 
 `` Yeah, you do know me. After all, you created me.'' 
 
 `` Bullshit.'' 
 
 `` Be-lieve it,'' he retorted. 
 
 `` Okay, okay, first, how the hell do I know you're Xavier Church?'' 
 
 *There's no way, impossible* I thought. 
 
 `` Alright, do n't move. I'm coming down there.'' 
 
 I could hear him sliding down something to reach me. He walked behind me. 
 
 `` Now, when I tell you, open your eyes.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Just fucking do it!'' 
 
 `` Alright, okay, fine,'' I said in fear, knowing that if somehow, someway this *is* Church, I do n't want to be on his bad side. He removed the sheet covering my face, I kept my eyes closed. I could see his hand waving to make sure they were. 
 
 `` Wait, wait...'' his voice started to return to its original position. `` Now! Open them! Ta dah!!!'' 
 
 I opened my eyes to see a huge pile of corpses, made up of character from comics, shows, movies, anything and everything I had thought of. 
 
 `` I... What... They're all...'' 
 
 `` Dead? Yeah, it's what I do, but goddamn it, today was so much work. You realize who- what the fuck I've dealt with today?'' He added. 
 
 `` I mean... sort of... yeah.'' 
 
 `` Right... you made us... Now to get back to my bitching slash humble bragging, I've killed a cyborg, a teleporter, multiple talking animal humanoids, some regular people, a good amount of innocent ones, but here, winner takes all right? I killed two, not one, but TWO dragons! Those were tricky that's for sure, good thing you gave me MacGyver's improv, badass one liners, a slight notion of the fourth wall which allowed me to drop these sunzabitches before they had time to have some existential crisis or whatever. And last but not least, Xavier Church's pure skill. So, thank you and your welcome.'' 
 
 All of a sudden the pile shifts slightly. 
 
 `` What the hell is that?'' He pointed his gun at me. `` Wait, did you make immortals? Damn it, man, that's cheating! That's just plot armor in the guise of plot!'' 
 
 `` I'll have you know that it works! Wait, why the fuck am I arguing?'' I thought aloud. Church gets up, he pulls some bodies down, moves some scrap, some limbs, etc. He uncovers a man, fully healed, he pulls his pistol, shoots him multiple times in the head till the body stops moving. 
 
 `` He's going to recover from that, right?'' He quizzed. 
 
 `` Yup... he does n't need much. There should be another somewhere so heads up,'' I replied, playing along with his game. 
 
 `` Thanks, now, back to the main point. This whole ordeal...'' 
 
 `` What the FUCK is going on?'' I finally asked. 
 
 `` Wait, you do n't know what's going on?'' A confused look appeared on his face. 
 
 `` No idea, I wake up, boom, I see every character I've ever created staring at me with dead fucking eyes!'' I yelled. 
 
 `` I came and got you because I thought you caused all of this. I thought you'd have the answer as to why I'm in your world.'' 
 
 `` Zero clue, Church. I'm not the one with the answers.'' 
 
 `` Shame, I always had a feeling I liked you, I think I'm going to have some fun in this world. I suppose I'll start practicing my own original one liners,'' he said with some sense off regret. I knew that look on his face, well... 
 
 `` Fuck.'' 
 
 **Boom! *** 
 
 The narrator's head dropped with a bullet hole through the forehead. 
 
 `` Look's like it's back to the drawing board,'' Xavier Church said as he smiled at the camera. 
 
 
 END 
 

