[ WP ] The Villain has accidentally drank a love potion that gave them a serious crush on the hero . Desperate to maintain their dignity , and knowing that the crush is fake , they do their best to hide it . This is much harder than they originally anticipated .

`` I see you have arrived, Desperado''. 
 
 Desperado stood in the distance, the wind curling his cape, hiding his grizzled face. He stood with poise. He stood with confidence. He stood with *big, bulging muscles-* 
 
 Doctor Destructo shook his head. 
 
 *Come on DD, get yourself together! * 
 
 Desperado cocked his head, and his gun. `` You alright there, Destructo? Seemin' a bit jittery today.'' He smirked. 
 
 `` You finally accepted your fate?'' 
 
 Destructo gulped. Desperado's voice had such a compelling gruffness to it, such a- *god damn it! * 
 
 `` I do n't know what you're talking about, my old nemesis - I'm merely cackling at the thought of killing you!'' he replied, feeling a stirring in his loins, an unwelcome rustling. He quickly reacted. 
 
 Desperado frowned, slowly lowering his gun. `` Did you... did you just slap your d-'' 
 
 `` Enough!'' Destructo shouted, hurriedly donning his helmet, the thought of *entering* something briefly making him lightheaded. He shouldered his secret weapon. 
 
 `` Shut up, you, you- Christ!'' Destructo yelled in frustration, as he aimed the weapon directly at him. 
 
 Desperado could not hide his confusion. 
 
 `` Wait, DD, is that a water gun? How the hell do you expect to hurt me with *that? *'' 
 
 Destructo scowled, as his heart fluttered. He put his finger to the trigger. 
 
 `` Why would I ever hurt you, you fucking angelic man? This is a *potion* gun!'' 
 
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