[ WP ] You wear a watch that does not work .

`` Hey buddy, do you have the time?'' 
 
 It took me a moment to realize that the man sitting next to me was talking to me. It took me another moment to process what he said. 
 
 `` No man, sorry. My watch does n't work.'' 
 
 I leaned forward and showed him my watch, which was currently translated about 5 centimeters above my wrist. It appeared to be floating in mid-air, as if wrapped around an invisible wrist. It also failed to show the correct time. 
 
 `` W-what... What the fuck...?'' 
 
 `` Sorry. I really need to get it fixed.'' 
 
 The man quickly got up and re-seated himself far away from me. I was kinda hurt. It's not my fault that my watch fails at everything. I reexamined my watch and found it was wrapped around my wrist once again, but now the leather strap and watch face had caught fire. I patted the fire out and looked around. The entire bus was staring at me. 
 
 `` What?'' I asked, angry that I was getting all this attention over a broken watch. 
 
 Everybody stopped staring, My wrist felt wet, and I realize my watch had melted again. This was the 5th time that my watch had done this today. The woman across from me was horrified. I gave her an angry glance and she looked away. 
 
 `` This fucking watch...'' I muttered, `` It ca n't fucking do anything right!'' 
 
 The bus stopped and I realized that this was my stop. I took off the watch, which now appeared to be emitting Cherenkov radiation, and threw it to the ground, where it burst into flames once more. I quickly made my way off the bus. As I stepped onto the pavement, A passenger screamed. 

