[ WP ] Write the witness statement of an inanimate object used in the committing of a crime

It started off with her screaming and yelling about how she wanted a divorce. She had good reason to honestly, I got to see him sleeping with the babysitter before she walked into the kitchen. I know, no extra, just the statement about what happened. Gotcha. 
 
 Well she ’ s screaming and yelling and he got this look and grabbed a hold of me. Ugh, he started swinging me like he had no clue what he was doing. I don ’ t think he was used to the weight. I got covered in blood! Seriously covered! I ’ m sure there ’ s still some on me, it messed up my shininess. I know, no extra. Gotcha. 
 
 Well he kept swinging long after she stopped screaming. He got covered too. Dropped me on the floor like I had bit him. Dented me a little. He took off and the next time I saw him, he was mopping stuff up and trying to hide the body. He washed me off and stuck me back like he hadn ’ t just bashed her brains in. Went back to hiding the body from what I could tell, wrapped it up and mopped up the blood, changed clothing. 
 
 He took off and I haven ’ t seen him in a while.
