[ WP ] The world 's worst super hero team saves the world , Write from the Villain 's perspective

*Ugh. * 
 
 Countless hours of preparation, millions of pounds of investment, and a dozen monkey/pony hybrids, and once again I am a destitute despot... It's not the imprisonment that bothers me - a mere 2-week vacation to yet another secret government prison ship - it's the *fucking* indignity of it all. 
 
 The first time I was thwarted, it was the Fantastic Four. Disappointing to run into them so early in my career, but that was an acceptable loss. Second, it was Spider-Man. Obviously, a step down as he works alone, but he's still a big hitter and a major threat. No complaints, I guess. Third time? Squirrel Girl. Mysterio laughed at me for that one, until I reminded him that she also knocked out Thanos... 
 I did fail to mention that she was going shopping, did n't even mean to stop me. 
 
 Last week? 
 
... I ca n't even bring myself to say it. 
 
 *They* got me. The three most incompetent, disorganised and misled idiots to ever bear the moniker `` heroes''. Two of them are n't even mutants or mutates. They just have bad body odour. How the fuck did that even happen? 
 
 I think, after this breakout and maybe a bank robbery or two, I need to retire to Skullcrusher mountain.
