[ WP ] You tried saying `` Metal-Phoenix '' to the telemarketer guy

*ring ring* 
 
 There it was again. The daily 6:32 pm ringing of the phone. I had just sat down to eat my lovely microwaved, five dollar meal I picked up from walmart. 
 
 `` Hello?'' 
 
 `` *Yes, hi, is this the residence of Mr. Garrett Jones? *'' 
 
 I look around my shitty, barren, one bedroom apartment. God, I hate living here. 
 
 `` Garrett speaking.'' 
 
 `` *We have called you to ask you about your credit card and how there's this new one called-*'' 
 
 `` Yeah, whatever, Metal-Phoenix.'' 
 
 `` *I'm sorry, I did n't catch that. *'' 
 
 
 
 `` Yeah sorry, I said I'm not interested.'' 
 
 `` *Oh. Well I have another thing to ask you-*'' 
 
 `` Um.. Can you mail me your privacy and opt-out policies, please?'' 
 
 `` *Is this that Metal-Phoenix guy on reddit? *'' 
 
 *click*
