[ WP ] Your username

Adjective, title, noun - the three necessities for the perfect combination of good-natured humor and self-glorifying pride. 
 
 `` Ridiculous. Sir. Jenkins.'' Of what pleasure do we have of addressing you to our court today? Might we enjoy some of your riveting comedic spectacles or some of your heart-to-hearts so seemingly easy to say? 
 
 `` Wonderfurous. Ms. Sex.'' It's a pleasure, my dear lady, to talk with you today. Your sweet, rather guilty, aroma entices all who walk near your dark apartment or saunter by your hastily put on clothes from yesterday. 
 
 `` Silly. Mr. Giggles.'' Ah, yes, we know all about you, you diabolical scoundrel, you taker of women's hearts, you thief of morality. What all could you do to threads, forums and kingdoms? What heinous acts of unspeakable cruelty could you propound upon our straight-lipped mouths of boredom? 
 
 Adjective, title, noun - the three necessities for a perfectly overdone username.
