[ WP ] You are a patient in a psych ward . You decide to break out , but find that the entire place was abandoned long ago

`` Hello Swiff!'' I shouted as I walked into the kitchen. Swiff was a beanpole, and nearly fell over as I bumped into him, but I caught a hand around his waist. Swiff was always in the kitchen, it was his job to keep the floors clean, and he was very good at it. Today, they sparkled. 
 
 `` Why, hello Mike. Say, you nearly swept my leg out from under me!'' Said Swiff, grasping both my hands and dancing across the floor. We danced like that for fifteen minutes, Swiff really loved his dancing, then stopped as piles of dust began to accumulate on the floor. 
 
 On the stove, my Cousin Art was cooking dinner, and he slapped my hand away as I tried to taste it. A blister started to form on my hand, and he gave me a shiny smile. 
 
 `` Cousin Art, what was that for?'' I asked. 
 
 `` Why it's too hot right now,'' said Cousin Art, `` Wait for it to cool down first. All this pressure to cook dinner really lights a fire under my feet Mike. Cousin Art gave me another metallic smile, then resumed his business. 
 
 `` Fine, be that way.'' I said, and kept walking. 
 
 I stopped before I left the kitchen though. There, in the corner, my friend Gallad had dropped a napkin. 
 
 `` Here you go, Gallad,'' I said, and gave it to him. Opening his mouth wide, Gallad ate it in a single gulp. Between you and me, I do n't think Gallad is the smartest of my friends, and he always smells awful. Then there was the time he dropped everything all over the kitchen floor when he accidentally tore his pants, and Swiff had nearly had a had a heart attack over the mess. 
 
 `` Twenty more minutes til dinner,'' Bubbled Cousin Art, so I entered the family room. I'd found a home video of myself I'd made years ago, and that left me enough time to get started. 
 
 *** 
 
 `` So you're telling me he does this every day?'' Said Peter, watching through the window. Inside the fourth year old man dipped in and out I his kitchen, speaking I at least ten voices as he swept, prepared stew on a pot, and threw out some trash from the floor. 
 
 `` Every day,'' Matt, the older of the two boys, answered, `` Talks to himself all the time. It's a looney bin in his house, and the only person who can talk sense out of him is the house keeper that comes once a week. Even then be butchers her name- it's Brandy, but he'll only call her Bell.'' 
 
 `` Strange.'' 
 
 `` Yup. Oh look, he's about to get started. Same video every day, Always Beauty and The Beast. You'd think he'd get tired of it.'' 
 
 
 
 Read the story first, but here are photos of the main characters: 
 
 Swiff: https: //lh5.googleusercontent.com/cCmTBDNxy97VSaAj06TeyRGyNeMuNLZ51b6E6j6U8Q_qsqIVKFIaFHOkKbhVnadM8kZeFciNVs2D_OGk0f1SbLXkyVyJhU3C3eja05Z6MMtmAjxAviI 
 
 Cousin Art: 
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 Gallad: 
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 By Leo 
 

