[ WP ] You 're the time traveler who killed Hitler . As punishment for damaging the timeline , you 're sentenced to REPLACE Hitler .

`` Okay, first day on the job...'' I muttered as I sat on the uncomfortable leather, `` I'm Hitler.'' 
 
 I repeated that last part to myself several dozen times until the door knocked and a man I recognized walked into the room. 
 
 Heinrich Himmler was yelling at me in German as I opened my mouth in response. 
 
 It was at that point I realized I did n't know how to speak the language and I repeated the only German phrase I knew. 
 
 `` Drei stucke eim alten Stylen.'' 
 
 *Three songs in an old style. * 
 
 It was an orchestra piece I played in high school. 
 
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 argh. God bless.
