[ WP ] [ CW ] You are a child explaining to your teacher why you forgot your homework . You have a half decent excuse ... but you can only speak in limericks .

I have an interesting story 
 Do n't worry, it's not gory 
 I was doing my work 
 And an Ailen showed up, he was a jerk 
 and his name was Cori 
 
 He took me to his ship 
 It was new and hip 
 He had a pet whale 
 But the air was stale 
 So it took a dip 
 
 He asked me a favor 
 He did n't need a shaver 
 And I was confused 
 I was afraid I was being used 
 Then he told me I'd have an interesting flavor 
 
 I was afraid 
 So my response was delayed 
 He licked his lips 
 And gave me some tips 
 And if I did what he said I'd keep my life in trade 
 
 He need my work 
 He was quite a jerk 
 He took it for himself 
 And called me an elf 
 He was no captian Kirk 
 
 It may be strange and wierd 
 So odd I teared 
 But it's real, yes it's true 
 You may not believe it but I do 
 Into my brain this has been seared
