[ WP ] You are an all powerful god , but you are not all knowing . In fact , you do n't even know you 're a god .

I poked the glass and giggled. It had done it again. 
 `` Hey... hey guys!'' I waved over my mate Harry and his mate... Philibob. Or somethin' like that. 
 `` Watsh this!'' I knocked back the glass and beamed. Harry sighed. 
 `` How many have you had, Geoff?'' I waved my hands. 
 `` Nononono, watsh this.'' I poured water from the jug into the glass. Nodding to... Bobert... I raised my hands wide in showmanship. 
 `` Here!'' I prodded the side of the glass, and a dark red bloomed in the glass, quickly spreading through the water. I reached for it, but Harry snatched it quickly away and took a sip. 
 `` Geoff... how long have you been able to do this?'' I started, dignity affronted. 
 `` Tonight! Why, D'yer think I'd not tell me mate Harry and...'' I looked up and took a wild swing `` Bobble, that I could supply free booze?'' I grinned, honour defended, although Harry seemed to still be doubtful. I staggered off the stool. It's amazing, I thought I'd feel heavy after several pints of wine, but I felt as light as a feather, free and floating... I looked down, and panicked. The floor was several feet below. 
 `` Come down here, you stupid sod'' Harry dragged me back to Earth. He flicked a glance at his mate, who was frowning at me. Perhaps Bobble was n't his name. 
 `` Come on, Geoff, I think it's time to go.'' He flicked his hand at the door, which blew back under a strong gale, and we went off into the rain. 
 What a spoilsport. All ready for a night on the town, and he dragged me home instead. He started to fumble for my keys, and stopped. 
 `` Ca n't hurt now'' he muttered, looking at me. Turning to the door, he shouted at it. `` In the Name of Me, I command you to Open!'' The door swung open. Huh, mus n't have locked it. 
 I fell onto the couch face first. 
 `` Cheers Harry.'' I muffled into the cushion. 
 `` No problem, Geoff. And when you sober up, we have a *lot* to talk about.''
