[ WP ] You have just won the lottery and you hate your job . You go to work the next day and you let everyone know what was on your mind .

I walk into my former office space, wearing my tuxedo. No reason to be perfectly honest, just wanted to because I could. I then get into the elevator, saying going to my floor where my cubicle will be. In the elevator, I see Jerry. Jerry says a delightful `` Hello!''. I say, in my most cheerful `` Fuck off and die you sack of human garbage'', smiling my big, old toothy grin. He's taken aback and walks out of the elevator. I then get into the elevator and press the button for the ninth floor. 
 
 As the elevator goes up, it stops on floor five. One of my coworkers comes in, Jessica. She's a sexy redhead, nice legs and hair. She says to me `` Hey Harold, nice suit''. `` Well, you not doing bad yourself. Hey would you mind me calling you later?'' I say, in my best, most sexy voice possible. I've never had the balls to ask her out before and just thought that hey, since its my last day, might as well hit on her. She blushes, and says `` Of course, with a face like yours how could I say no?'' and takes out a small piece of paper and pen, writes her number down, and gives it to me. 
 
 The elevator then stops on floor nine, my stop. `` see ya later'' I say to her before leaving the elevator. I then walk down the hallway, seeing several of my fellow coworkers. I then get to my cubicle. I see my neighbor typing away on his computer, until he looks up and says in the most snobbish voice on the fucking planet `` Oh hi Harold, how are things going?''. Its as if god gave this guy the snobby voice just to give a sign that this guy is a piece of shit. `` Everything's, I wo n't have to listen to your horrible voice ever again''. I then give him the bird, and walk begin collecting my stuff from my cubicle into a box. 
 
 I then walk down the hall to my bosses office. I see that he's on the phone. I walk in, telling him the words that justify ever moment of my existence: `` I'm quitting faggot! ``, as loud as I can at my boss. He then looks at my shocked. He hangs up on the phone and then yells at me, `` What did you just say to me?''. `` You heard right you piece of shit, I'm quitting. I'm rich now, I'm higher on the food chain now bitch! ``, I say, and then throw some of his paper across the room. 
 
 Before he could react, I leave the room, smiling the biggest smile in my life. I then see janitor, Henry. He was always a good man, always listening to me during break. He was a college student, working as a janitor during the summer. I go up to him and tap his shoulder. He looks at my and I give him ten one-hundred bills, saying to him `` Hey, you deserve this man''. He gets a look of excitement, saying `` THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO MUCH!!'' and then hugging me. I then leave the building. 
 
 That was the day that justified my existence as a human being.
