[ WP ] The year is 2031 . Due to various cultural shifts , the main religion is Greek mythology , after a short time span , the Gods come back from non-existence , and hold elections on Mount Olympus for the god of the internet .

`` Why do we even need a God of the internet?'' Athena asked. She rolled a spear between her fingers, shooting a look to Zeus who sat at the front of the court. The head God gave her a silencing look. 
 
 `` I think we should nominate that nice man from the IT department,'' Aphrodite said. `` He's always so quick to help me turn on my computer.'' 
 
 `` He just has a wheel that he spins,'' Hera spat. `` Literally a wheel. You ask him what your problem is and he spins the wheel and does whatever it says. Google it, turn it off and back on. It's luck, not godly intuition.'' 
 
 `` Is n't everything we do luck?'' Aphrodite asked. `` Why, the people would n't even believe in us if not for the luck of the mighty Zeus bringing all those beautiful half mortals into the world.'' 
 
 Hera smirked at her 
 
 `` I personally nominate Narcissus,'' Narcissus raised his hand. 
 
 `` Narcissus, you are not a god and as such I'm not quite sure what you're doing atop Mount Olympus,'' Zeus said. `` I think you should leave.'' 
 
 `` I still think you should nominate Narcissus,'' said Narcissus. `` Narcissus will make the internet a better place.'' 
 
 Zeus looked to the others and then sighed. `` Well. Currently all of our actual gods are doing... well... actual God things. So I guess we could make Narcissus the god of something.'' 
 
 `` The *internet*?'' Interjected Athena. `` I still do n't see why we even need a god for the internet.'' 
 
 `` I still think IT guy would make a good choice,'' Aphrodite said. 
 
 Zeus waved his hand. `` I do n't really even understand why we're having this meeting. I hereby decree: IT guys gets the god of the internet position. Narcissus though...'' 
 
 `` Oh, oh,'' Aphrodite raised her hand. `` Let's make him god of selfies.'' 
 
 Zeus took a moment to think it over, nodding his head. `` God of selfies.'' 
 
 Narcissus did n't answer, as he was busy staring at his face in a table. 
 
 `` Seems fitting enough for me,'' said Zeus. `` Meeting adjourned.'' 
 
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