[ WP ] Your superpowers are actually only mediocre at best , but you keep up with all the other superheroes because you have a BS degree and can exploit the hell out of what you do have .

Most villains just so happen to be men, which is perfect for me. As a matter of fact, I am `` The Strong Feminist'', and my superpower is to show my superiority over the evil men I have to deal with. 
 
 I may not have REAL superpowers, but I sure do have a trick up my sleeve: a Women's Studies degree. Oh, and do I use it well to show how useless the male villains around me are. 
 
 As a matter of fact, just the other day I had to go up against a very disgusting man. He was called `` The Ham'', and he was a man-pig hybrid ( though all men are pigs anyway ). I called the police ( from the comfort of my home, mind you ) to tell them of The Ham's wrongdoings. I told them that he sexually assaulted me. 
 
 That was 6 years ago. He has n't been released from prison since.
