[ WP ] Your narrator seems to think he is narrating a horror story . You 're not amused .

`` You know I used to really like living here, until... She came along. She's disgusting, horrible, and her face is covered in horrible splodgy spots.'' 
 
 I stared at him, hoping my cold icy eyes would tell him to buzz off. I did n't have to get out of bed for another hour. 
 
 `` Some say she eats men whole, others say she can screech like a banshee, but most of all they all agree she's the most horrible creature ever created - a big sister. Soon she will rise from her shelter and go on the hunt for breakfast, from our observations it seems she'll be hunting the boy from three doors down..'' 
 
 I grunted and tossed my pillow at the doorway. 
 
 `` Piss off Ryan, I'm still sleeping, school is n't for another...'' I yawned. `` Few hours.'' 
 
 `` Her claws reach out from under it's covers, trying to deter our investigation into how such a creature survives in our so-city.'' Ryan said in his most informative voice. 
 
 I grumbled. `` Society. So-sigh-it-tee.'' 
 
 `` The beast roars in anger and looks ready to strike again! We've got to be careful men, it could be fight or flight!'' Ryan always loved watching mum and dad's Crocodile Hunter tapes. You'd think Steve would've made him more respectful of the creatures he wanted to document. 
 
 I shuffled and sat up straight. I scratched my head and groggily looked around my room. He'd been in my room, I could see stuff from my crap drawer flung over the floor. What had he been looking for? That's when I heard the whispers.. 
 
 `` She rises from her bed and surveys her surroundings, sisters are a territorial creature, I think now might be the best time to make our exit.'' I heard a familiar clapping sound and realized what he'd taken. My video camera. The little rat was recording me! 
 
 `` RYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAN! YOU'RE SO DEAD!'' I leaped out of my bed towards the door, and pulled it open to see him running around the corner towards the stairs. I charged after him, my school project was on that memory stick and I swear to god if he taped over it.. 
 
 All I heard was a high pitched scream, followed by laughter. He thought it was funny! 
 
 `` GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!'' I stomped down the stairs following after the sound of his screams as if he was being chased by a fair haired rhino. I ran into the kitchen to see mum cooking, oblivious to the little tyrant running past her towards the garage shoving on an oversized fedora. 
 
 `` She's a right beast this one! Look at her run! We better get out of here quick! The door dad!'' 
 
 As I ran through the garage I saw dad pressing the garage door key as Ryan ran towards the opposite end of the room. Both of his hands holding onto the fedora which plopped up and down with every step his stubby little legs took him. I ran after him, trying to grab the camera from him. For some reason there was a massive safety mat that mum used for yoga laid out under the garage door which was halfway to closing.. 
 
 Ryan turned to look at me with a cheeky smile before he gave me a wink, slid on the safety mat and under the closing garage door. He looked back at me, threw the fedora at my face and then laughed as the door got stuck on the safety mat. 
 
 `` RYAN! GIVE ME BACK MY CAMERA!'' I screamed, wondering why neither mum nor dad did anything to help me. I turned around remembering dad closed the door for him. 
 
 Dad smiled cheerily at me, as I stomped up to him glaring he pulled out the camera from behind his back and pointed towards the screen. I saw Ryan wearing the oversized fedora and a big cheeky smile on his face. 
 
 `` Hello YouTube, today I'm going to try recreate the scene where Indiana Jones runs away from the boulder and grabs his hat before the door closes.'' The camera then pointed towards my bedroom door... 
 
 AN: My first writing prompt, kinda went off topic but I liked where I was going and just went with it. Criticism please?
