[ WP ] You discover the source code to universe.exe and give yourself admin rights

I opened this new file I found loaded onto my flashdrive from somewhere, it was called'The Universe'. Within the file there were two supsets, one was called'usefull literature' and the other was called'universe.exe' I opened the former and saw a list of items. The first was called:'A beginners guide to godhood' and the rest was a series of a 116'How to...' guides. I read the first, it was just two pages explaining what it was. 
 
 The first line read'This is a beginners guide to universe.exe, a programm that allows you to controll all of the universe with extreme accuracy.' 
 
 And I just thought this was an April fools, after all, they could n't have anticipated when I would use my flash drive the next time and April fools was just a few days away, but then I looked back at the scope of this and realised that no person I knew would write about a thousand pages for a oneoff joke. So I kept reading untill I finished the beginners guide. Then I opened universe.exe and had two options on the screen. 
 
 One was called'Simple actions' while the other was called create new natural laws. 
 
 I clicked on the former and had a giant map of thousands of galaxies in front of me. I clicked the option: go to my galaxy in the toolbar and looked at it, I had no idea where earth was, but there was a search function in the toolbar. I searched'Earth' and found my planet. I zoomed into europe and found an accurate representation of Berlin and also of Amsterdam, than I zoomed in on my location. I found myself sitting in front of a screen that showed me sitting in front of a screen that showed me sitting in ftont of a screen and that went on at nausia. I clicked on myself and saw a report card on me I could edit. First, I got rid of a few kilograms then I found out that I had an early from of cancer and preceeded to cure myself off it. I could alter anything about myself and it just happened, so naturally, I played around a bit, changing my body all the time. I made myself a liddle taller, than a little smaller, than fat, than thin, and than I started to form how I wanted to look like. And also gave my body some great abilitys. Next thing I did was to scroll up to my local hospital and healed all the people in it, made pain less painfull for women in labour and gave all doctors and nurses there the ability to heal anything, I also gave them knowlage of this ability, I could n't micromanage all of that. This was quite a difficult task actually, as it took me a while to figure out how to make the programm understand it. 
 
 Next I called my best friend over by way of suggestion. And then made all the atomic waste from reactors in one storageunit disappear, I did n't know where the rest of this was stored, so I went on to other hospitals and gave the doctors there the same abilitys. 
 
 Building utopia would take some time, even with Joshes help.
