[ WP ] The narrator has short term memory loss

It was two weeks ago, in Dallas, Texas. Or was it Phoenix? No I'm pretty sure it was Dallas because I remember the humidity. Of course, it had rained that night. No, it **was** Phoenix, because I remember passing the Cardinals stadium on the way there. 
 Anyway. It was two weeks ago... was n't it? It was the 20th... or was it the 15th? Let's see... my niece's birthday was on the 20th and I know **for sure** it was before that because we had that party the day after. So it **was** the 15th. Okay, so where was I? Um... I was talking about that time in Dallas right? Yeah. No... wait, it was... um... I do n't know. Damn this is gon na bug me for the rest of the day. I guess... I guess I'll do this later.
