[ WP ] Every person in the world develops a weird mutation/power the day they turn 16 . Everyone 's powers are always different , some more insignificant than others . You turn 16 , and watch as all your friends discover their newfound ability 's . That is , until you discover the severity of your own .

`` What would you like hon?'' The waitress asked, chewing bubble gum as she did. 
 It had been 29 days since Texas, but it had felt like no time at all. After the fire, he had simply gotten into his shitty pickup and drove. How he had ended up in this backwater town escaped him, but he vaguely remembered his friend Matt mentioning it on the phone, the day after his sixteenth. None of this mattered though, because right now he was starving, and his waitress was impatiently awaiting his order. 
 
 `` Huh? Oh, I'll just have a coffee. `` 
 
 `` Alright, that'll be out in a sec.'' 
 
 2 minutes later, the waitress came back. As he was approaching the table, she stumbled, tossing coffee and creamer all over the carpet. 
 
 `` Shit,'' she muttered ``, how in the hell did that happen?'' 
 
 `` If you had tied your shoes, that would n't have happened.'' He said in a deep, manly voice, before shoving his hand over his mouth. 
 
 `` Huh?'' The waitress asked. 
 
 `` Oh, noth-'' his voice dropped again. `` I said, you should have tied your shoes.'' He blushes a bright red. `` I'm so sorry, I just ca n't control my sel-'' Again, his voice lowered to superman-like levels. `` Also, you should have invested in better shoelaces. It makes a world of difference.'' 
 
 `` Oh, well, thanks for the advice. What should I call you?'' She asked, but he was already gone. 
 
 Already knowing what he needed to do, Joe Good raced out of the South Park diner. In his minds eye, he knew where it was. He threw open his trunk, reaching in an grabbing his yellow and red spandex suit. Activated his knee thrusters, he flew up into the clouds. Already, situations where playing out in his head. 
 
 He knew he was needed. 
 
 He knew he was ready. 
 
 He was. 
 
 Captain Hindsight. 
 

