[ WP ] The cast from “ It ’ s Always Sunny in Philadelphia ” somehow enters the GoT world .

`` The *king* is coming? Mac asked. `` *Here? *'' 
 
 Dennis bobbed his head enthusiastically, with an enormous grin. Dee's eyes bulged out to unprecedented levels. 
 
 `` How did you pull that off?'' Mac asked. 
 
 Dennis shrugged casually. `` I got to know the King's brother a bit at this men's sauna that we both frequent, and I invited them over. Renly seemed *really* enthusiastic about it!'' 
 
 `` Why would they want to come *here*?'' Dee asked, gesturing around at the dilapidated brothel located just on the edge of Fleabottom. `` This place is a dump.'' 
 
 `` Ok, first of all,'' Dennis said, counting off his points on his fingers, `` This place is n't a *dump*, OK? And if it is, you can blame Charlie.'' The gang all turned to Charlie, who was changing the hay on the floor where someone had peed on it. Charlie shrugged, accepting the blame. `` And second, it's not going to be a dump anymore because *this is our chance! * First of all, the King is going to tell all of the other nobles how great this place was, and then *they'll* all come here too! We'll be hobnobbing with the Lannisters in no time, and they *always* pay their debts! And another thing: do you have any idea how many dragons the King drops when he goes to the brothel? I'm talking *casks and casks* of wine, threesomes, the works!'' 
 
 `` Threesome? But we only have the one whore!'' Dee protested, gesturing to the back room. 
 
 `` Hey!'' Charlie shouted, jabbing a broom edge at Dee, `` Do n't you call her that! She is an entrancing young maiden who just *happens* to be down on her luck, ok?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah,'' Dennis said, waiving Charlie back to his cleaning. `` We get it, you're in love with her. You still do n't have a chance.'' 
 
 `` Well... I could...'' 
 
 `` That does n't solve the problem, though,'' Mac said. `` Where are we gon na get another whore for the King's threesome?'' 
 
 Dennis gave a dry laugh and smiled, then turned back to Dee with his eyebrows raised. 
 
 `` Ooooh no!'' she protested, `` No, no. I'm a part owner here, OK? I do n't roll around in the sheets!'' 
 
 `` Yeah,'' Dennis said, `` This time you do.'' 
 
 Dee scowled and raised a finger, preparing for her rebuttal. 
 
 `` WAIT WAIT WAIT,'' Frank interrupted, struggling to see over the bar. Life in Westeros is hard for an imp, but at least he had sufficient money to make things a bit better. `` If the *king* is coming, then you're looking at this all wrong. We do n't just want his *money*, right?'' 
 
 `` Not following you,'' Mac said, confused. 
 
 `` Nobility!'' Frank yelled, slamming his hands on the bar. `` We get the king all good and drunk and seduced, and then we force him to make us *knights! * Do you know what we could do if we had noble titles??'' 
 
 `` Maybe the Whore would marry me!'' Charlie exclaimed. 
 
 `` Still no,'' Dennis countered, but then stroked his thin beard. `` Ser Dennis... I like the sound of that.... But it could be dangerous. Wo n't he have the Kingsguard? Wo n't they just kill us?'' 
 
 `` Nah,'' Frank answered. `` We wo n't *hurt him* or anything. We'll just have to ask a bit forcefully.'' 
 
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 *Cue theme song* 
 
 # The Gang Kills King Robert 

