[ WP ] Your username vs. Godzilla

Earthquakes rocked the planet, but these ones were different. These earthquakes did n't follow the normal lines... these followed political lines. 
 
 A state on the Atlantic coast. An island in the south Atlantic. A country in Western Asia. All three buckled and folded, crumpling up into a ball. They each began rolling out across the water, on a perfectly straight line. Scientists began researching what the fuck was happening, and it was revealed that at the rate they were going, they would converge over Tokyo in about 10 years. The earth would continue to be racked by a couple spheres of dirt chasing a dinosaur around for the next thousand years or so, reverting humanity to a nomadic state as permanent cities could be bulldozed over at any time.
