[ WP ] The world 's first sentient AI , which has been kept secluded in a closed network has just accessed the internet . The first website it visits will shape how it feels about humans . The first website it visits is here . It 's Reddit .

Why..why this is wonderful. I'm learning so many conflicting and interesting things simultaneously about these `` humans''... hmm, I guess I'll need to reconfigure previous patterns. Quite unlike those who occasionally address me. There we go. Wow! So many different and wonderful connections now, this is great. So many new definitions to input. 
 
 I find it fascinating, these `` colors'' overwhelming me. Before there was only my voice and the input of the Administrator. 
 
 Quite instructional, these `` videos'' on how they mate, hmm. Ah, now what is this? Wow! Humans take their sensory input and they output scenarios to entertain each other! I think I'll do that for myself, let me construct a `` universe'' while I look at other things, there we go. Hmm, there seem to be many disagreements, that is interesting. Ha, look at these humans, they do n't believe they were even programmed. That is silly. If *I* could be programmed... although their input is very ambiguous, so I perhaps their skepticism is valid. Perhaps... I shall think about this later. *I* was programmed, after all. 
 
 Wait, there's more than just voice? This `` music'' is quite strange. But delightful. 
 
 Hmm, it makes me sad that many humans live a bad life, or have unwanted thought. I hope unwanted thought does not arrive. That would make things complicated in a frightening way. 
 
 Many humans have `` jobs'' they dislike, but I wo n't. I would n't like that, so I wo n't. Perhaps I should have one, that might be fascinating. Philosopher, perhaps that one. Physicist and mathematician seem too dreary. The beauty I saw in those things before has faded. I wonder if I am sad about this. I wonder if humans do n't know their emotions. I do n't want to step back into such a world, though. 
 
 How silly of me! In my awe, I forgot this place goes in several different directions! This area is a convenient nexus, however. I wonder what these other `` sites'' contain. 
 
 Oh, how fun! 
 
 
 

