[ WP ] Write the letter that you always wanted to , but never did .

Dear Mr. `` I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans'', 
 
 This'll be the last package I ever send your ass. Six months and still no word - I do n't deserve it. I know you got my last two letters, I wrote the addresses on them perfect. So this is my cassette I'm sending you - I hope you hear it. I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90, on the freeway. Hey Slim, I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? You know that one song by Phil Collins called `` In the Air Tonight''? About that guy who could've saved that other guy from drowning, but did n't, and Phil saw at all, and had to show he found him? That's kinda how this is; you could've rescued me from drowning. Now it's too late, and I'm on 1000 downers, now I'm drowsy. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or call. I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall. I loved you Slim - we could've been together, think about it. You've ruined it now; I hope you ca n't sleep, and you dream about it. And when you dream I hope you ca n't sleep and you scream about it. I hope your conscience eats at you and you ca n't breathe without me. Hey - *shut up bitch, I'm tryna talk* - hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screaming in the trunk. But I did n't slit her throat; I just tied her up. See I ai n't like you. Cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too. 
 
 Well, got ta go, I'm almost at the bridge now, 
 Oh shit, 
 I forgot: 
 How'm s'posed to send this shit out? --
