[ WP ] You and your spouse of 30 years are in a fatal car accident . When you get to heaven , you find out that you get to spend eternity with your soulmate . You realize a problem when you wake up next to a total stranger .

I woke up slowly, blinking at the blinding light. 
 
 `` Welcome to Heaven!'' somebody chorused. 
 
 A pamphlet was shoved into my hand by a bubbly cherub clothed only in fog; way, way too little fog. I woke up... I did n't remember standing up...? Cherub....? 
 
 `` Um... excuse me...'' 
 
 `` It's all in the pamphlet, Tommy!'' The cherub chirped. 
 
 I was still fuzzy. We'd been driving along and then there had been this horrible metal crashing sound.... now it was just bright, white... something. 
 
 Something I needed to remember... dredging my mind... We... Margaret! My wife! 
 
 `` It's all in the pamphlet, Tommy!'' The cherub re-chirped. 
 
 I realized I had n't actually said anything out loud and the cherub had answered anyway. This was getting, had gotten, weird. 
 
 Moving almost without my own will, I opened the pamphlet... and just... knew. Everything. 
 
 We had been in a car crash. A drunk driver had killed me, my wife Margaret and himself. Because I'd lived a relatively good life, I was now in Heaven. 
 For eternity I would live in Glory, and my SoulMate would be here with me. 
 
 I turned around and there she was. I knew every hair, the happy eyes. Her tongue lolled out and she did that sideways head thing, before bursting into happy, Golden Retriever barking. 
 
 `` Here Sally! Good dog!''
