[ WP ] One side of your family is filled with superheroes . The other side of your family is filled with supervillains . Thanksgiving sucks .

You'd think it would be hectic, having a family split between villains and heroes, together for Thanksgiving... or any holiday for that matter. It's sadly very mundane. 
 
 Things get animated in the kitchen sure, trying to feed 24 people and *super*people at that, is no easy task. But the women somehow pull it off without killing the men as they flip and jump from task to task. All those sharp knives and not a single one is raised against a person. I will admit, seeing six turkeys carved in mid air never gets old, nor does seeing them insta-cooked via hell's fire. 
 
 The men only get aggravated at their footballs games plays and fouls. Not a single punch is thrown or object thrown, we're all stuffed by this point and I think the effort would have been too much for any of us anyway. 
 
 Yeah, heroes and villains have their differences. And I think as much as it confuses the younger generations, and `` normal'' people, we're still a family in the end. 
 
 Besides, there'll be plenty of time to fight one another once the holiday is over.
