[ WP ] You get a deep cut for the first time in your life , instead of bone or muscle , you see wires .

I look down at my left leg in horror, `` It seems I've taken an arrow to the knee!'' Before I had time to fully access the damage a brief thought entered my mind: `` My days of adventure are probably through, prolly end up a guard at Whiterun or some such nonsense''. 
 
 Shaking off the musing I gather my wits and check the damage. `` This is gon na be a gusher, but I ca n't have a bloody arrow in my knee'', I say to myself. The arrow comes free after some strange grating sounds and a bit of snapping. I'm shocked to see not the crimson stain of blood, but a clear fluid of some sort and many multi color, frayed braids of small rope like things where my knee should've been. I've seen far too many injuries in my travels and this is unlike any. 
 
 Confusion and a queer detachment wash over my being as what can only be described by me as cooking oil, drips slowly from my knee and pools in the dirt. My vision flashes violently a few times and comes to rest with partially translucent lines of text occupying a portion of my field of view. They say: < LEFT KNEE OFFLINE, HYDRAULIC BIO FLUID LEAK DETECTED, ISSOLATING AREA AND DIVERTING FLUID RESOURCES, GAIT UPDATED, BIO FLUID @ 83 %, SEEK REPAIR > 
 
 This is beyond strange, yet not entirely foreign. `` I do n't bleed like a man, what am I? ``, I think aloud. By the divine touch of the gods, I was schooled in logic before picking up the sword, wits will see me through this. 
 
 After some careful but quick consideration, I arrive at the only conclusion that seems to make sense. A few minutes of scrambling and crafty tricks leave me with a crudely fashioned, seemingly effective head removal device made from my sword, some cleverly positioned rocks and my trusty stead Rick. 
 
 `` Time to reconnect to source and restart this cruel game or play another'' I exclaim with excited confidence as I smack Rick on the ass, triggering the swift removal of my head. 
 
 Flash. Blackness.. Fade in.. My head is resting in the soft grass, I can see the dust kicked up from Rick's hasty departure and what appears to be my body in a crumpled mess a few feet away. A new message is displayed in my vision: < BODY UNIT FATAL ERROR, BIO MECH OFFLINE, COGNATIVE FUNCTIONS PROTECTED, LOW POWER MEMORY PRESERVATION MODE ENABLED, VOCAL DRIVERS ENABLED > 
 
 `` Fuck!!!! I used to chase dragons and loot dungeons, then I took an arrow to the knee!!!!''
