[ WP ] Wrote a fan fiction of a book you 've never read or a movie you have never seen .

Kristen Stewart stared into Robert Pattinson's eyes. 
 
 `` What's a guy like you doing at a dump like this?'' She asked, batting her eyes. 
 
 Robert looked around the high school. 
 
 `` I've failed Pre-Calc for 15 straight years so they wo n't let me graduate.'' 
 
 She could feel her IQ drop just by being in his company so she dropped him like it's hot. Kristen goes up to Taylor Lautner. 
 
 `` Hey hunk'' she whispered in his ear as she stroked his pecs. 
 
 `` I'm only here for my abs instead of legitimate acting skills'' Taylor said. `` Also, I may or may not occasionally try to hump your leg. Or eat your face. You know, just wolf things.'' 
 
 Kristen decided it maybe she should wait to get involved with boys. She focused on school, got good grades, and went to Yale. Kristen now dates a totally normal dude who definitely does not physically abuse her under the guise of BDSM because that would be fucked up. 
 
 *Fin*
