[ WP ] You break into your neighbor 's house to steal some stuff . Unbeknownst to you , it is known as one of the most haunted homes in the country . Before you can exit , the Ghost Adventures van rolls up . Now you must escape with a group of people listening for your every move .

`` Ah shit'' I whispered as I heard the van pull up. They were n't supposed to be back for a week. 
 
 `` Tell me about it'' a voice whispered back. 
 
 The sound of it made me jump, and then immediately freeze. I'd been made. 
 
 `` Mate, you look like you've seen a ghost'' the voice whispered 
 
 `` What?'' I said, thinking about how that comment was n't really contextually appropriate 
 
 `` It was a joke because I'm... you know what, nevermind'' the voice said, and my eyes finally adjusted to see my companion. 
 
 `` Oh! Because you're a ghost. That's funny.'' I said without laughing. 
 
 It was at this point that we heard the door being unlocked. 
 
 `` They are n't supposed to be back for another week. What gives?'' the ghost said to me, and I gave him a firm nod in agreement. 
 
 From downstairs we could hear a distant voice loudly saying `` Crikey mate, I'm Gary from Ghost Adventures. What we've got here is a real beauty - this house is the most haunted house in the neighbourhood. Maybe even in the whole world'' 
 
 `` Why is he pretending to be Steve Irwin?'' the ghost asked me and winked. I laughed in spite of myself. 
 
 The downstairs voice must have heard us, because within moments they were clambering up the stairs - commentating the whole time. 
 
 Ghosty and I locked eyes. He clearly did n't want to be on national television, and I did n't want to be in national prison - so when the Ghost Hunters opened the door I did the only thing that made sense and shot them both to death. Problem solved. 
 
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 Less than pleased with how abruptly this one ends, but I really got stuck on it and I have other things to do. Like... eat.
