[ WP ] You are the villain of this story ... well you were supposed to be . But you remain a good natured person , and the author is getting desperate trying to find any way to turn you .

Victor Nefarious walked down the street menacingly, evil in his eyes. His diabolical plot was finally coming to fruition, and he walked to the bank with hate in his heart. 
 
 `` Dude, how many times do I have to tell you? My name is Robert Smith! I'm just walking to the bank to cash my paycheck!'' 
 
 I changed your name a few chapters back, Victor. Anyway, the evil scientist walked, preparing for his evil scheme to begin. 
 
 `` I work at an animal shelter! And what do you think I want at the bank?'' 
 
 He thought about the intricacies of his plan one last time. He felt inside of his jacket, feeling the bombs he had planted inside of his coat, ready to throw. 
 
 `` Bombs? What are you - OH GOD, THEY'RE IN MY COAT!'' 
 
 Victor knew how unstable they were - if he did n't go straight to the bank to carry out his plan, there was a good chance that they would detonate. If he dropped them, he'd probably get hit by a bus or something. 
 
 `` Oh my god, are you threatening me? I'll have you reported! I'll...'' 
 
 A runaway van came careening around the corner, with its front covered in spikes. Swerving down the busy street, it just narrowly missed killing Victor. 
 
 ``... I'll go to the bank.'' 
 
 Victor made the wise decision to continue his walk down the street. 
 
 As he walked, he ran through the plan one last time in his head. First, he would enter the bank inconspicuously, and get in line. Then, he would consume the piece of antidote gum hidden in his pocket, and drop the sleep gas bomb. He would be immune, thanks to the gum. Then, he would use his explosives to blast his way to the vault, load up bags with the money, then use his rocket boots to fly out of there. 
 
 Got all that, Victor? 
 
 `` Jesus, that's convoluted. Are you sure that's a good plan? I have a feeling the readers will hate that one - no suspense, not super clever...'' 
 
 Victor suddenly got a chill, remembering how quickly his life could be cut short by people much smarter than he was. The explosives weighed heavily on him, and he thought about the chance that they could go off at any second. 
 
 `` Good plan. Let's go!'' 
 
 As Victor walked into the bank, he suddenly had a very stupid idea. If he did n't take the antidote gum, he would fall asleep with the rest of the bank! Rather than him stealing the money, it would just be a freak accident in which a whole bank feel asleep. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he decided it would be the right thing to do. 
 
 Just as he made this decision, Victor spontaneously combusted. It lit the bombs, and was an all-around horrible death. If only he had listened to what people told him, maybe... 
 
 `` Jesus, Author! You killed another villain?'' 
 
 The hero of our story, Captain Awesome, walked onto the scene, angry at the picture before him. 
 
 `` This is the fourth one this week! You really need to stop killing them before they can even commit a crime!'' 
 
 Captain Awesome suddenly had visions of the horrible fate that Dr. Nefarious had met befalling him, too, and knew that he should n't question those in power. 
 
 `` Oh, come on. You know you do n't have a story without me. In a world where you're all-powerful, it's a little ironic that only I can stand up to you, but you need me if you want a publishing deal.'' 
 
 Captain Awesome, despite smelling bad and being incredibly ugly, had a very good point, which contrasted his usual stupidity. 
 
 `` Nice to see you're finally seeing the light. Now, how about next time you actually find somebody EVIL, rather than trying to make some poor person fall into the role?'' 
 
 Oh, fine. Do it your way, without any fun. 
 
 `` And can you please bring this poor civilian back to life? He was just trying to be good!'' 
 
 Victor Nefarious suddenly stood up with no memory of what had happened. He walked into the bank and cashed his paycheck. 
 
 `` And?'' 
 
 Sigh... and his name was Robert Smith again. 
 
 `` Good. Now then, what's our next scene?''
