[ WP ] Aliens have human pets like we have dogs and cats . Describe your first day with your new owners .

`` Amazing Jane, quite amazing. You're the smartest human I've ever met'' 
 Chinthow's cheek sacks inflated with joy as he lovingly ruffled Jane's hair with his long three fingered hand. 
 `` Now tell senator Vroom what you asked me this morning'' 
 
 Senator Vroom's single eye locked in on Jane. Her scalp began to tingle as if tiny fingers were probing under her skin. 
 `` That's a good girl'' Chinthow encouraged. 
 
 `` I asked if traveling at lightspeed away from Earth would cause time to move slower to me compared to the people on earth.'' Jane began to fidgit with her hair. She'd been swept away on an adventure and only recently began to consider the consequences. 
 `` Will my family be old when I get home? Will there be anyone to remember me?'' 
 
 Senator Vrooms eye bobbed energetically from side to side and Chinthow's cheek sacks inflated and deflated rapidly making little fart noises. Jane felt a sudden twinge behind her eyes then heard an odd voice in her head. 
 
 `` Wonderful Jane, are n't you a clever girl.'' 
 
 `` Yes I am thank you'' Jane thought back. 
 
 
 Space is weird.
