[ WP ] You are drunk , stumbling around in a bad part of the city as the cab speeds off . The only thing left in your pocket is a $ 10 bill .


 `` Hmmmm''....started moving my mouth like i was eating something, licking my lips only to realize my mouth was dry.Scraped the last drop of Jack that was hidden in my mouth. `` Blaaah'' I stopped walking. `` Here it comes'' Was wondering why have n't I thrown up yet `` Buuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh ``. But instead it was a velociraptor burp only. `` heheh'' i was so proud.Still standing in the same spot I heard laughter and the next thing i know some people from across the street are calling me. 
 
 `` Heeeey brother, come join us'' 
 
 `` I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm here, I am near'' 
 
 They started laughing again like a pack of wild hyenas.As i was crossing the street i saw about 6,7,8 about 10 guys sitting on a couple of stairs. 
 
 `` What's up my man'' 
 
 `` Wazaaaaaaaaaa'' 
 
 All of them replied momentarily `` Wazaaaaaaaa'' while laughing and jumping around me as i was coming close to them.I sat in the middle of them all on the stairs. 
 
 `` How are you this evening gentleman?'' 
 
 `` Gentleman? We ai n't a gentle bunch.But we are alright. 
 
 `` Yes you are, look at your skin, it's like a baby care commercial'' 
 
 They bursted laughing while the one i was talking to was just standing in place and looking me with a smile.He was stunned i did n't behave like a scared child. 
 
 `` You are cool man, but you are stupid.You came here in the middle of us all so chill with your nice suit.Did it even cross your mind that we could rob you?'' 
 
 I reached in my pocket, grabbed my last 10 bucks and gave it to him while shaking his hand. 
 
 He looked at the 10 dollar bill and asked `` Why did you give this to me?'' 
 
 `` You ai n't robbing me now, there is nothing left'' With a grin on my face. 
 
 The whole bunch of them went hysterical jumping and screaming all around while some of them were hanging on the shoulders of the guy with the money. 
 
 Another guy asked `` How come you have that nice suit on and no money'' 
 
 `` Last time i wore this suit was 3 years ago on my high school graduation.And tonight because i went to propose to my girlfriend'' 
 
 `` yeaaa? Where is she now then?'' 
 
 `` She left soon after i asked her.She is fucking some guy as she says.But to tell you the truth, now i think it could be a whole bunch of them.Maybe even some of you fucked her'' 
 
 `` hahahah no man hahahha no haha'' 
 
 `` So here i am, fucked up.But i will get up on my feet.Not right now cause i do n't feel them but soon'' 
 
 While looking at me one of them asked me where i live.After telling him he turns his head to the guy on the top of the stairs. 
 
 `` Josh, can you give this legend a ride on your way home'' 
 
 `` I was going to anyway'' 
 
 `` You are gentleman.Especcially you baby boy.'' 
 
 I laughed until i passed out.My neighbor woke me up next morning as i was sleeping in front of my building.They had left a note in my pocket. 
 
 `` Do n't stray again drunk at night.But if you do, stray back to us'' 
 
 

