[ WP ] Jesus is actually just a normal guy from the far future that went back in time because of a bet for ( blank ) to his friends that he could become the most recognizable face in human history .

`` Alright, Jesus, pay up.'' I said, as he hurtled back through the portal, `` You lost.'' 
 
 He clambered back to his feet and wiped the dust of his tunic, `` What do you mean?! I was the messiah! I'm going to be famous!'' 
 
 `` Well yeah, you are. Funny story actually,'' I said, laughing, `` But you've actually started the worlds biggest religion. Like, 90 % of the world knows your name, and quite a lot of them worship you now.'' 
 
 I picked up the thick leather bound book that sat on the table. He snatched it from my hand and skipped to the parts about him. 
 
 `` How did I lose? Everyone knows me!'' 
 
 `` That was n't part of the deal, Jesus, I said `` recognisable face'' not name. Nobody knows what you look like. All the pictures are of this bearded white guy.'' 
 
 I held up the picture next to my friends face, comparing his dark skin and short hair to the pale, smooth white skin and long hair. 
 
 `` You lost. Pay up!'' 
 
 `` I do n't believe this! I spent three years in that place!'' 
 
 `` Pay up, Jesus!'' 
 
 `` I hate you so much,'' he grumbled, reaching into his pockets. He looked up at me and laughed, `` Erm... I do n't have any money on me, will you take olives?''
