[ WP ] Tell me a story , any story , but you may only say what DID N'T happen . Good luck .

'Mnuch' 
 He made the sound. It sounded like a muknut having a braeberry shoved up its arse. Chad the Wise scratched his head. 
'Hrrrngh!' 
 This one was more like the noise he made when he'd been waiting for twenty minutes to squeeze out that last little bit of.... 
'Arapapa' 
 A bead of sweat tricked down his face, and Chad itched his beard in bepuzzlement. 
 Nothing. 
 An entire lifetime of something, and now nothing. He furrowed his brow. 
'Erfffleferffffle!!!!' 
 A nearby flufferbird suddenly perked up, spreading its plumage, mildly aroused at what sounded like a horny mate. 
 Chad started to deflate. How could he live his life if he could n't do what he did. A tear rolled down his grizzled cheek. 
 He stood, and held himself high. Taking his muddergrudder out of his satchel, he pointed it at his temple and pressed the chukchuk. 
'PfffZzze' 
 Nothing happened.
