[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

`` Ok, I get it. I'm dead.'' 
 `` Yes sir.'' 
 `` I mean, the last thing I remember is hearing the squeal of brakes, and turning and seeing this truck grill far too close. So I'm either dead, or in a coma and this is a very vivid hallucination.'' 
 `` Oh, I'd go with the last one if i were you sir.'' 
 `` Right, well. Ok then. So, answer me this. Where am I?'' 
 `` This is Qwaxxipi.'' 
 `` Beg pardon?'' 
 `` Qwa-xxi-pi.'' 
 `` I'm resisting the urge to say bless you..'' 
 `` Thank you sir, we hear that all the time.'' 
 `` Ok, I'll clarify. What the heck sort of after life is this?!'' 
 `` Oh, well... you know how you do n't always get what you expect in life? Well, the after-life is pretty much the same. You end up in whatever sort of afterlife your conduct in life best fits.'' 
 `` Really? And this is...?'' 
 `` Where it gets complicated... you see you do n't actually have to have heard of it, to end up in the appropriate afterlife. And, well, this is the afterlife. Normal concepts of space & time do n't really apply here. So, welcome to Qwaxxipi, the most popular religion in the 34th century on the planet Treii, in what you'd call the Horsehead Nebula. Here's your complimentary robe, sandals and hammock.. please check out the hot tubs and nude vollyball beach. Have a nice Eternity, or until you get bored and reincarnate, whichever.'' 
 `` Dude... ``
