[ WP ] A Man finally lands on mars , he finds human skeletal remains , and quickly realizes that in the past long long ago human 's lived on mars only to explore earth as they depleted the resources on mars .

The astronaut looked out at the barren red land. It was covered in skeletons -- human skeletons -- and there was no end in sight. 
 
 One of the skeletons gave a big yawn, sat up, and then stretched. 
 
 `` Oh, hey,'' he said after noticing the astronaut. `` Sorry, you arrived in the middle of nap time, I'm afraid.'' 
 
 `` Skeletons can talk?'' The astronaut asked. 
 
 `` Duh. All skeletons can talk.'' 
 
 `` Not on Earth, they ca n't.'' 
 
 The skeleton paused. 
 
 `` Ah... Well, you know, there's merit to enjoying the ephemeral, too.'' 
 
 `` Seriously. What the hell is this?'' 
 
 `` I'm your distant ancestor, mate. Us humans were born here, but we totaled the planet. A number of immortal skeletons created large canons to shoot themselves to Earth. I did n't want in on the colonization project, though. It's pretty nice here.'' 
 
 `` Sweet lord,'' the astronaut. 
 
 `` Now this is a long shot, but do you know the Illuminati?'' 
 
 The astronaut's face contorted in horror. 
 
 `` Have they been misbehaving? Sorry, man. Illuminati was the name of our Ultimate Frizbee team and I was just wondering how they were doing these days. Or any of the people that shot themselves out there.'' 
 
 `` Wait -- can you skeletons reproduce with each other?'' The astronaut asked. 
 
 `` No, that ability erodes with the flesh.'' 
 
 `` Then... how did the skeleton colonists breed humanity?'' 
 
 The skeleton did n't have facial features anymore. If he did then maybe it would have registered shock. His only expression of emotion was putting a finger bone to his temple. 
 
 `` Daaaamn, man,'' the skeleton said. `` I'm not awake enough to deal with the galactic origins of our species. Enjoy your stay -- I'll see you after nap time if you're still here.'' 
 
 And so the skeleton went back to bed and the astronaut had to give the most bizarre report in history to his bosses back on Earth.
