[ TT ] Write a Dr. Seuss style alien invasion story .

First they come, 
 By one by one, 
 Getting off of their ship. 
 
 We waved hello, 
 And offered jello, 
 But then we heard their quip. 
 
 `` You silly man, 
 Simple and tan, 
 Your wings we will clip. 
 
 You have grown too strong, 
 But not for long, 
 for here is our last tip. 
 
 Run and run, 
 From our big bad gun, 
 And pray that you do n't trip. 
 
 But if you do, 
 I promise you, 
 PLEASE beg for the whip.'' 
 
 And so we ran, 
 By sea and by land, 
 Always a quivering lip. 
 
 We did n't get far, 
 Quick as a car, 
 They grabbed me by the hip. 
 
 The last thing I heard, 
 Before entering their bird, 
 `` Welcome to our Slave Ship.''
