[ WP ] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty .

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 2... 
 
 1... 
 
 `` Go, go, go!'' 
 
 Major ReLaxedFox278 slides into a flanking position behind a boulder. Three of his men follow. 
 
 `` Sir! We're outnumbered and outgunned! There's no way we can get to the AO from here!'' 
 
 Bullets ricochet off the rock that provides little to no protection from the encamped soldiers ahead. 
 The major surveys the building ahead. There is only one entrance inside and right now it's flooded with the enemy. He turns to the soldier on his right. 
 
 `` You, NoobTubers844, get in that heavy armor and provide some cover from the left flank.'' He points to a rusted, but seemingly operational tank only 40 yards from their position. `` We will provide covering fire, GO!'' 
 
 `` Negative sir! We ca n't get inside and operate vehicles.'' 
 The major, bewildered, fires back. 
 `` What do you mean you'Ca n't get inside'?'' 
 `` I ca n't explain it, but we just ca n't! We should be able to though, because it would make complete sense!'' 
 
 More gunfire. 
 
 Suddenly, distant music can be heard from seemingly nowhere. Quiet at first, but growing in intensity. Private 837ScukIt quivers as he stares into the sky. 
 
 `` What is that music sir?'' 
 The major knows that music all too well. 
 
 `` It means we're losing this battle private.'' 
 The private jumps up from behind the rock. 
 
 `` Then let's go! We can still make it!'' 
 The major screams after the private. 
 
 `` 837ScukIt! Noooo!'' 
 
 The private foolishly runs out into the open, running a straight line towards the doorway leading to the AO. A hail of gunfire erupts from the building, the private drops to the ground immediately. 
 
 The music is louder now. Ear piercing. 
 
 Suddenly, everyone stops, frozen. The major and his men are unable to move. The gunfire ceases entirely. There is no sound, only epic orchestral music. 
 
 Then... silence... darkness... 
 
 From somewhere in the darkness a distant voice is heard, echoing through the vast emptiness. 
 
 
 `` lol... noobs! you suck'' 

