[ WP ] Civilization has ended in an apocalyptic disaster . However , it ended in the most ridiculous way .

Well it ’ s all over and it ’ s entirely my fault. To be honest, I never knew I had it in me. But the rage I felt really took over. You see, I have always been able to control the weather. Well, not control so much as influence. If it looked like rain, I could just about hold it off until I got inside. On a hot day, I could persuade a cloud to follow me as shade. If it was a bit too windy, I could cause it to blow around me instead of through me. 
 
 Pretty impressive stuff I know, but nothing compared to what I did. The fury just took over you know; in just minutes I had sent four simultaneous earth tremors that happened to compromise the foundations of one nuclear power plant. Ice storms that took down planes, one of which containing the president ( I didn ’ t know he was in there ). I sent hurricanes, which demolished entire cities, and that was only the beginning. In the months after, when the weather was trying to stabilise; to reach equilibrium after I pushed everything out of balance: Tsunami ’ s, droughts, floods and this wasn ’ t even me any more. Everything that could happen happened. You name it, it I saw it. The best I could do what sit in the middle and will it to pass over me. 
 
 Just one weather catastrophe after another and if that wasn ’ t enough, after the infrastructure broke down for all the major cities, riots ensued. The streets were filled with looters and fighting mobs. Scores of people, hell bent on the destruction of others. I know that I am to blame and I should feel guilty, but that ’ s what you get for calling my mama fat. 

