[ WP ] All religious deities percieved by humanity exist simultaneously , and are tasked with controlling the places on Earth whose populations believe in their respective religions . Due to the rapid expansion of Christianity over the centuries , God and Satan are now extremely overworked .

`` Look, all I'm saying is that if they see you, you've got to be wearing the outfit!'' 
 
 `` It's a ridiculous outfit! It does n't even fit.'' 
 
 `` I think it looks great. It's actually quite flattering. Slimming, really'' 
 
 `` Are you kidding me? It's *robes*. Robes are not slimming. And they're so plain... no gold, or jewels, or anything really! Just linen... You know, I probably should n't even do this. I've got things to do. There are still a billion people out there who count on me to deliver prosperity and good fortune.'' 
 
 `` And you're doing a *fantastic* job! Really. I'm just asking you to take care of a few hundred milllion more.'' 
 
 `` While wearing the outfit.'' 
 
 `` Yes. They really do have to think it's me. Honestly, they're not that bright. It'll be easy.'' 
 
 `` Hmmph. Okay, but I'm doing this for *them*, not you.'' 
 
 `` Also, there's this, you'll have to wear this.'' 
 
 `` What? A beard? That's definitely not going to fit!'' 
 
 ``'' No, no, it will, see the cord is adjustable to your head... here, hold still. Let me just straighten it on your chin.'' 
 
 `` Hmm, it's actually not uncomfortable, let me have a look... ARE YOU KIDDING? My trunk is sticking out!''
