[ WP ] A modern teenager is transported into a fantasy world , where they are forced into a quest with young witches and wizards their age . Fortunately , they 've got a backpack full of high-tech gizmos to help them along .

I'll use one of my spells 
 
 on this map in my hand 
 
 To show us the way 
 
 so we know where we stand. 
 
 Better yet, I suggested 
 
 as I whipped out my phone, 
 
 I've got GPS tracking, 
 
 look we're here by that stone. 
 
 That stone contains magic 
 
 beyond comprehension, 
 
 It can summon a demon 
 
 from another dimension. 
 
 I walked up to the rock 
 
 just my laptop and me 
 
 and downloaded the demon 
 
 onto my USB. 
 
 The sun is now setting 
 
 and the light's getting low, 
 
 but I'll summon a pixie 
 
 and we'll follow her glow. 
 
 I pulled out my torch 
 
 and I shone straight ahead 
 
 or perhaps we could follow 
 
 my flash light instead. 
 
 Then we came to a troll 
 
 who was bored and upset 
 
 he had been silent for weeks 
 
 and was filled with regret 
 
 and my wizarding friend, 
 
 he suggested we fed it 
 
 but I gave him my laptop 
 
 to make shitposts on reddit.
