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To whom it may concern: 
 
 I would like to express my interest in the marine biologist position as I feel I have certain professional qualifications that align with the duties and responsibilities of the job. For a number of years I have worked within the scope of the department of fish and wildlife, carrying out a number of projects for the betterment of the natural ecosystems of our Florida coasts and wetlands. I ’ ve worked diligently to deposit a number of cars, busses, and other manmade structures into the waters to provide protected breeding grounds that support the local ecosystems, most notably the endangered coral reef systems that are such an integral part of our ecosystem. A number of my “ clients ” have accompanied me on these trips and have helped to feed the local fishes and wildlife. I believe that many of these past clients are SCUBA enthusiasts, as they are now swimming with the fishes. 
 
 While studying the sharks and other fishes of the sea, I ’ ve become an expert of chumming the waters and know the right kind of bait to use to attract even the mightiest of great whites. 
 
 I ’ m told I also have a number of offshore accounts, which I think has to do with marine biology. 
 
 I am awaiting your apply. 

