[ WP ] Even supervillians have to do their taxes .

He was beside himself as he stared at the line of henchmen. The anger seethed and crawled up his spine as he paced back and forth. Grasping his bulging temples, he searched for a solution among their blank stares. 
 
 `` Unbelievable'', he finally spoke and the line of men tightened their posture, `` simply unbelievable.'' 
 
 He growled with a nostril flare as his mind raced. A flawless year of engineered turmoil and he could be supplanted by this tiny oversight. 
 
 `` I charge you with the simplest of tasks. A delivery. I could destroy you with one gaze and you would defy me. I will kill...'' 
 
 `` Thank you for holding, this is Tammy'' 
 
 `` Hi Tammy, I was calling to speak to an agent.'' 
 
 `` Please hold'' 
 
 He shot a look at the furthest henchman. 
 
 `` You,'' he said with a pointed finger and the phone buried in his shoulder, `` explain this to me.'' 
 
 `` Most magnificent MasterMind, it was just an accident. We..'' 
 
 `` This is Phil,'' MasterMind shot up a hand, `` thank you for calling H & R Block. How many I help you?'' 
 
 

