[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

I've forged stars, I've created galaxies with a flick of the wrist, all of that? As the mortals would say, it was `` baby food'' to me. But working under this gorgon of a boss? Unbearable. She's one of those feminists who take any action against her by a male to be oppression, the higher ups only gave her a promotion to avoid her lawsuit, and do n't even get me startes on her diet. Late at night after a long day of work I often find myself dreaming about designing an additional layer of hell for my boss, which is then interupted by Satan telling me to stay away from his land..prick. 
 
 Anyways, because of Satan's rant ( which is more bearable than my boss ) I end up late. My boss seems to run faster than Usain bolt to get from her office to my cubicle. `` YOU'RE LATE! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? IS IT SO HARD TO RESPECT YOUR BOSS WHO JUST HAPPENS TO BE A LADY? WHAT ABOUT THE COMPANY? WE'VE WORKED TOGETHER AT THIS COMPANY FOR 15 YEARS, IF YOU WOULD HAVE ONLY SHOWN DEDICATION TO THIS JOB LIKE I HAVE, MAYBE YOU WOULD GET SOMEWHERE!'' Ah yes, `` the company'', she loves this company oh so much, we're the most popular newsite in the world, praised for our cutting edge innovation and incorperating of technology. This speel of hers will not be the last, but the first of many for the new company. 
 
 I've forged stars, I've created galaxies with a flick of the wrist, I've changed our reputable company into one which will slowly become worse than fox news, thus began the tale of buzzfeed.
