[ IP ] Sinking

`` Goddammit, Joe. You had one job!'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry! I'm sorry. He just... he was heavier than I thought, okay?'' 
 
 `` There was a plan, Joe! A plan! You hang onto him, and I whack him! And you screwed it up!'' 
 
 `` I said I was sorry!'' 
 
 `` Sorry's not going to bring our knife back, Joe! We only had one knife, you know that right? What are we going to do for food?'' 
 
 `` Maybe I can swim down and grab it?'' 
 
 `` Do n't be a moron. With this much blood in the water there're gon na be sharks for sure.'' 
 
 `` But what about the knife?'' 
 
 `` Forget about the knife, what about our food?! If you'd just hung on like you were supposed to, we'd be eating like kings right now!'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry, okay! It was an accident! Wait, what do you mean'we'd be eating like kings'?'' 
 
 `` Seriously? Jesus, you're dense. Why do you think we killed him?'' 
 
 `` I thought it was because he was an asshole.'' 
 
 `` Yes, definitely because he was an asshole. But he was asshole with the added bonus of being lunch.'' 
 
 `` I... what?'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ, Joe. We were going to eat him! Oh do n't look at me like that, I did n't want to eat him either! But how else were we supposed to survive out here?'' 
 
 `` I... I do n't...'' 
 
 `` That's right, Joe, you *don't* know! It might not have been nice, but at least I had a plan to keep us alive. Too bad that plan is sinking to the bottom of the goddamn ocean!'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Well, at least he seems to be attracting some fish. Hand me that oar. Maybe we did n't lose out on lunch after all.''
