[ WP ] A person has psychic/telekinetic/mind control powers . Based on the distance from the subject they experience lag/jitter/delay .

Roughly 7 seconds per 3 paces of distance, that my friend is the best guesstimate I have for the relationship between me and the delay I have to read your thoughts. 
 
 Here's the thing though, since this process first happened when I was 
 12 it has been a struggle to live an normal life and blend in with the general public. Can you imagine, sitting in a class to looking at a group of peer ls and them the wave crashes into you, the thoughts and useless wanderings of the mind, other people's minds, flooding into your psyche. To say the least I had a bit of a break down in public and even after two separate therapy sessions with psychiatrist I still was labeled schizophrenic. 
 
 Everyone wants to think their mind is structured, disciplined, logical, and that somehow everything in the world is reacting to open up that pathway for you to find that magical adventure that leads you to success. Instead, even in the most concentrated of conversations the shit that grabs away at attention is just astounding. 
 
 For example here is how even the most basic conversation comes out: 
 
'Hey what are you up to tonight' 
 
'Hey how are you' -- OK TONIGHT, WEDNESDAY NOTHING CRAZY IMPORTANT RIGHT 
 
'Doing pretty good, you?' 
 
'Doing well, so what'd you ask' ALRIGHT DO I REALLY WANT TO DO SOMETHING TONIGHT, IT'S ONLY 2PM, AGENDA, SHOWS, RELAX, HUH THERE'S SOME HOPPING BIRDS 
 
'Got any plans tonight, I was thinking about going to catch a movie, $ 6 Wednesday matinee prices for all movies.' 
 
'Oh thanks, he yeah that could be fun' OK OK 6 BUCKS GOT THAT IN CASH SHOULD BE COVERED GAS IN THE CAR OK THERE WHAT ARE WE SEEING WHAT SO THEY LIKE TO SEE UGH DO NOT MAKE ME WATCH A FUCKING FEEL GOOD MOVIE I COULD WATCH FOR FREE ON NETFLIX IN 6 MONTHS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THEATERS ARE FOR EXPLOSIONS AND AMAZING SOUND I CA N'T GET AT HOME, DID I LOCK MY GARAGE? 
 
'Great, meet you there at 8' 
 
'OK great!' OK WHATEVER THINK OF A BACK UP ESCAPE PLAN IF THE MOVIE SOUNDS DUMB, BROTHER WANTS TO GET DINNER, FAMILY FIRST, NOBODY ARGUES THAT. 
 
 
 Now, let's face it people think a lot faster in their minds, than how they speak, in fact you would have no idea how many times you look for words so quickly in your mind and prioritize mentally your conversation. What I always get is a delayed crazed response that sounds like I am talking to a meth head on Red Bull, and that meth head interrupts me while I'm talking in the middle of my sentences. Luckily for me I have a job where this comes in handy, I work internal audit at a financial firm, and you have no idea how fun my job is
