[ WP ] It 's your tenth birthday and you 're finally old enough to get your first Pokémon . On your way to Professor Oak 's lab , and owl flies by and drops a letter into your hands . It 's from Hogwarts . You read the letter and realize you have a very difficult decision to make .

Woop woop! Finally time to get my first Pokemon. I think I'll go with a Squirtle, chicks love Squirtles. Or maybe I'll get a- WHOA! Hey owl... you dropped something! Ugh, why do we even have people that clean up the streets if owls are just gon na drop letters all day? Wait a minute, this has... my name on it? HOGWARTS?! I should open this fast, if someone the almighty tyrant Professor Oak knows sees his new trainer picking up AND reading trash he'd do a backflip. Actually, I guess that'd be pretty cool, never -have seen Professor Oak do a backflip. Hmm. `` Congratulations Red, you've been chosen to attend a parallel world for further study of magic. Please say Dumbledore three times aloud.'' What? Magic? Damn distractions, got ta get to that Squirtle, chicks love Squirtles.
