[ WP ] Every country in the world is at his/her/its mercy . The apocalypse seems to be inevitable ... Until the individual reveals a list of their insane albeit relatively harmless demands .

The air in the room was very heavy. If you were to take a look outside now, hundreds of alien spacecraft littered the sky. It was n't only here, we received calls all over the world from people saying they're experiencing the same things. Why the hell are they calling us? I mean, I guess we *are* NASA, so this should be right up our alley. 
 
 `` Attention Humans of Planet Earth,'' the voice echoed through out the room, and immediately the room went quiet. `` Who we are does not matter, but I'm sure you are aware that resistance is futile. Your race will soon be no more.'' A lady on the other side of the room started to cry, at this point there was no point in crying. It's as he said, it's hopeless, majority of the people in this room already realise this. `` Unless,'' he began, the entire room lit up, just a bit of hope sparkled in the eyes of everyone in the room, and probably the world. 
 `` You are able to appease us with some of our demands. Only then will we leave your small, pathetic existence alone, for now.'' What could an alien empire possibly want from Earth? 
 
 `` You're probably thinking,'*what could these beings possibly want from our puny, disgusting society? *''' The entire room was on the edge of their seats as we waited for the demands that decided whether the human race would live to see another day, or crumble in moments. 
 `` It's simple, really. Make me one of these peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.'' 
 Absolute silence. Was this some kind of joke?
