[ CW ] Write a serial killer 's to-do list

*Dig up flower bed. Get rid of dead flowers. If anyone asks, tell them you're starting up a new garden. Tropical flowers are in, you know. 
 
 *Do laundry. Make note to wash that One Direction shirt and the pink miniskirt. 
 
 *Make sure that Al is up to go out later. 
 
 *Close ALL curtains in house. 
 
 *Feed Mr. Gomez' cat while he is in Spain. 
 
 *Fill up car with gasoline. 
 
 *Go to Lowes. Buy rope, hedge clippers, a sturdy saw, a shovel, and caulk. If anyone asks, tell them you are going to be doing some gardening. 
 
 *Buy some flowers for the garden. Plumeria's and hibiscus would be nice. 
 
 *Go to CVS. Get alcohol and melatonin. 
 
 *Drop stuff off at home. Change into One Direction shirt and pink miniskirt. 
 
 *Make sure street is deserted. 
 
 *Wait for Al and let the good times roll. 
 
 
 
 Later 
 
 *Take care of Al in bathroom. Thank God no one's used it after the Great Burrito Bomb of 2011. 
 
 *Hide what's left of Al in meat freezer in garage. 
 
 *Clean up bathroom. 
 
 *Hide bloody clothes, towels, cleaning supplies, etc in old duffel bag in garage. Hide it in trunk of car. 
 
 
 
 Even Later 
 
 *When neighbors are out, hide bits of Al in dug up flower bed. Cover evidence with new flowers. 
 
 *Get rid of duffel bag next time I drive out to Tucson to visit Stephanie and Rory. 
 
 *Burn this list. 
 
 
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 A/N: I based this idea from the movie *Hard Candy*. I really like the idea of a vigilante woman who is killing pedophiles. 

