[ WP ] At the beginning of creation , God says `` Let there be light , '' and is surprised to find that something is already there .

`` Occupied.'' 
 
 `` Sorry, what?'' God raised an eyebrow. 
 
 `` I said, occupied. We've already got a universe here. We do n't need another one.'' 
 
 Puzzled, God considered this. `` What do you have a universe for?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know. The point is, you ca n't put one here. We've already got one.'' 
 
 `` But this is where mine is going!'' God protested. 
 
 `` Look, I do n't think you get it. Yours ca n't go here because there already is one here. You'll just have to find somewhere else to put it.'' 
 
 `` Well, Jesus Christ, would it kill you to take another?'' 
 
 `` Actually, I think it would. You're not really supposed to do that.'' 
 
 `` I see.'' 
 
 `` There's lots of scientific reasons for it. You would n't understand.'' 
 
 `` Fine, I'll just go... put mine somewhere else.'' God said with a sigh. `` Sorry about this.'' 
 
 `` Ah, no problem. Good luck with your universe.'' 
 
 `` Thanks. I'm doing one with talking monkeys.'' God smiled brightly and carried his universe away. `` Have a nice day.'' Inside, however, he could n't shake the feeling he had just been insulted. 
 
 `` You too.'' 

