[ WP ] The thought process of a drunk man being extremely angry and deciding to [ x ]

My head is swimming. 
 
 The room has been turning all night, and it sucks. Where is Marla? She's never here when I need her. 
 
 She's probably off eye-fucking that other guy. You know what? She's just like her mother. 
 
 Look at this asshole in front of me. Pinstriped suit like it's the fucking 70s. I do n't give a shit about your price-point indexes you fucking wang! Haha, I should tell him that. 
 
 Did I tell him that? 
 
 Where is he going? I need another drink. 
 
 Yeah that's better. Fuck me it's hot in here. I should take my shirt off. Jesus, if this table would just sit still. 
 
 Damn she's hot. 
 
 `` Nice tits.'' 
 
 Jesus what is she so mad about, it's not like I said anything to her. Man this table is taller than I thought. 
 
 `` Look at all of you!'' Haha, they're all looking at me. Time to face the music fuckers. 
 
 `` You think you're all better than me? You think he's better than me?'' Why do they look so confused. They're all probably stupid. Keep in on their level. 
 
 `` A dur, a dur a dur! Hahaha!'' Now they get it. 
 
 `` I quit this fucking place! I quit this job. You all can suck my dick!'' Do that wrestling move. Hahaha look at their dumb fuck faces. 
 
 Damn the floor is moving awful quick toward my face. 
 
 `` Merry Christmas, you stupid fucks --'' 
 
 Lights out.
