[ WP ] Hillary wins , cheats on Bill , becomes a huge scandal , turns out the whole thing was a revenge plot 20 years in the making .

`` No.'' 
 
 `` But you're the President, it's you're..'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` It's a matter of national securi -- -'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 Hillary paused, considering. She now owed no debts, no revenge... it was a whole new world and she now had the keys to the most powerful military in existence. She could literally destroy the world, if she were clever enough. 
 
 But, really. Hillary Clinton's agenda was over. Hillary had always been a Rodham, proud of her father's name. That's why she'd kept it even after her marriage. 
 
 Some women might claim that all men were the same, cheaters... but Hillary knew differently. Her father had been an honorable man, and thought she would marry well and carry on her father's legacy with honor. She should have been president. She'd had the integrity, intelligence, and wit to be president. Had. 
 
 All of these so-called virtues had been sacrificed on the altar of revenge. 
 
 So now she'd achieved her goal. Been filmed on national television with an attractive young man under the desk at the Oval Office. 
 
 `` I'm not sorry.'' 
 
 `` But Mr. Madame...... ummm... you're President...'' 
 
 `` Slut shaming? From you?'' The public's response was impressive. The entire country had seen its president in flagrante delicto ( the dilecto part was mostly her counterpart ), and did n't care. 
 
 `` See, the point is that I'm a figurehead. I have no real power. I can veto stuff until the end of days, but as soon as public opinion changes, I'm obsolete. So here it is. 
 
 You've seen more of my personal life than is relevant. Fine. I'm a public figure and understand that scrutiny is part of the contract. 
 
 But what I do next is entirely up to you. This is not anarchy, this is equity. 
 
 You want your vote to matter? fight for it. I gave up everything... my integrity, my voice... my relationship with my husband... just to make my voice matter.'' 
 
 `` but Mr. Madame... Clinton... it sounds like you're trying to...'' 
 
 `` Please do n't put words in my mouth. I'm not trying to... `` 
 
 [ insert weird but irrelevant argument here ] 
 
 [ commercial break ] 
 
 `` In other news, raking leaves is great fall exercise! 
 
 Next up! Hillary Clinton... Does n't she look... tired...?''
