[ WP ] In a world where chocolates are hard drugs ...

You tell people that something is illegal, you'll find someone willing to push that boundary. When new laws were instituted reclassifying cacao products as Class One Narchoctics, there was wide-spread rioting. No-one wanted to give up their chocolate, not without a fight. With an iron fist, the governments of the world brought humanity in line and imposed their anti-choc laws with ruthless efficiency. 
 
 These days, someone with the right contacts can navigate the slippery underworld of illegal chocolate dealers. They're a paranoid bunch, always waiting for the'Cadbury Cops' to bring down the hammer of lactose intolerance on them. If you're adamant about finding your chocolate surprise and you have the money to pay then the Dairy Man will find you.
