[ WP ] You were adopted some years back and have begun to slowly realize that you 're a dog .

`` Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie? Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie,'' said the man. 
 
 `` Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie!!!! Oh Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie.'' The nice lady put the plate on the floor. PELLETS! My favorite. Nice lady is good lady. 
 
 `` Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie. Charlie? Charlie! Charlie!'' said the fat boy. He smells like meat. Pull my tail, fat boy. See what happens. 
 
 `` Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie? Charlie Charlie. Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie.'' The man swats the fat boy. YES! One day I too will swat the fat boy. Oh shit! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! Ball! 
 
 `` Charlie!'' shouts the fat boy. Oh you did not just call me Charlie whoever the dick you are. 
 
 `` Look at that!'' says the man. `` He's finally learned his name, have n't you, *Charlie? * You dumb piece of shit.'' 
 
 My... wha -- JERKY TREAT!
