[ WP ] A scientist has invented bottled super powers , except flying . Packages always arrive on time . You just got yours .

The drone immediately took off as it dropped the package in my entryway. “ Thanks! ” I shouted at the seemingly indifferent robot. The box was smaller than I imagined it would be. To be honest there was nothing spectacular about the packing at all. It was just a small brown cardboard box, sealed tight with the black sequenced Amazon logo tape -- corporate branding at its finest. I picked up the package and walked to my desk area to get some scissors to break the seal. And as I put the box down, that ’ s when I noticed the wet spot in the bottom corner. It was freezing to the touch. “ A leak! Son of a bitch, ” I thought to myself. With my scissors in hand I started to snip at the tape on both sides, my other hand angling the package. I slowly pulled apart the outer top flaps of the box, to reveal the closed inner top flaps, when …. *WHOOOOOOOSH! * The box sprung open letting out a bright and loud bellowing gust of cold energy. With all the strength I could muster, I reached for the flaps and closed the box. “ Stupid… ” I muttered to myself. “ Never spend good money on prototypes! ” I exclaimed out loud.
