[ WP ] Write a conceptuary . An obituary , except written at the time of conception , not death .

Haley Johnson was conceived on March 3rd, 1998. Her predecessors include an ambitious salesman and an equally ambitious secretary who desired to marry up. Though no one moment can be pinpointed as the moment at which she was conceived, one can assume that between the instant that the salesman pleaded that there was no one watching and when the secretary rolled off of the picnic table and peeled her jeans back on, that the biological process of conception took place. The salesman had a Cadillac and no children. The secretary had one son who took on the duty of violent lifelong resentment towards the second child. The secretary was reported to have said, “ He ’ s not a doctor, but he ’ ll do. ” She will be regretted by the salesman, and only slightly less regretted by the secretary.
