[ WP ] Nietzsche the Pooh

As Christopher Robin and Nietzsche the Pooh walked through the Ashwood forest. They happened upon EEYORE, the old grey Donkey, methodically placing straws of hay on his back, one by one. 
 `` Good afternoon EEYORE, What are you doing?'' 
 
 `` Good afternoon Nietzsche, I'm burdening myself with thoughts, for every thought I have, I put one straw on my back. See this one is'true meaning only comes from pain'.'' 
 
 `` Good afternoon EEYORE'', said Christopher Robin, `` But why are you doing that?'' 
 
 `` Hello Christopher, Maybe if I can hold up all these thoughts, I will be strong.'' Then standing up, he said, `` Do you have any thoughts I can bear on my back Christopher?'' As he said this, all ten carefully laid straws slipped off his back and onto the ground. 
 `` Pathetic.'' he mumbled gloomily. 
 
 
 
 Christopher Robin and Nietzsche the Pooh, continuing their walk, came across Tigger and Owl having an argument. 
 
 `` It is wrong to bounce into people like that, its no form of proper greeting Tigger. Oh Christopher Robin, good afternoon, is n't that right?'' 
 
 `` But I'm a Tigger and that's what Tigger's do, they bounce!'' 
 
 `` But it is wrong to bounce Tigger, Thou Shalt not Bounce, instead it is better to solemnly extend a wing, with your hoo... hoo... head bowed.'' 
 
 `` But that is what I do, I bounce all day, I bounce all night. I like everything and I can do everything. Besides Owl, I do n't have wings, just a tail to bounce with.'' 
 
 `` But Tigger, Bouncing wherever you want is n't true Freedom''. 
 `` That's right, Listen to Nietzsche Bear'' said Owl. 
 
 `` But to forbid him to Bounce is n't right either Owl. Instead let us examine our friend Christopher here, a Child God among his own creations. Only creativity leads to true freedom, he does not define himself against anything; instead he is the Uber... Oh Bother, what was I saying again?'' 

