[ WP ] You are a wizard with 1,000 years of professional wizarding experience , applying for a new wizarding job . You need to submit a resume .

`` Let's see here...... Enkenberg The Brave? How did you earn that honorific?'' The old man leaned back in his chair while raising his eyes off my resume and onto me. 
 
 Wizarding had changed since I first began 1000 years ago. Now every thing was about business and was handled from office buildings. When I first started we were conjuring spirits and brewing potions in log cabins! Now we have to live along in secrecy with the humans since there are so few of us in comparison. 
 
 I leaned forward in my chair, my suit was bunching up. `` Well in the year 1666 I worked directly under Grandmaster Pyromancer Jean-Paul the Second in England. When he attempted to turn to necromancy during the plague as you probably already know, the other apprentices and I brought him and his undead legion down. The European Wizarding Society awarded us with those honorifics.'' 
 
 The old man leaned back in his chair even further, I did n't think that was possible. 
 
 Suddenly he snapped forward and replied `` Well that's very impressive Enkenberg. Really, I had no idea we had such an important wizard in our midst! However, you understand this is an entry level position as a Novice Sorcerer?'' 
 
 `` I understand sir.'' I spoke bluntly. 
 
 `` Well then you also understand the job listing required 2000-3000 years of wizarding experience for this position? I'm sorry Enkenberg, you're just not qualified.'' 
 
 I stood up, `` but I've studied under the greatest masters for 1000 years! I've conjured countless new daemons, intricate spells and medicinal potions!'' 
 
 `` Yes but we need actual work experience here. Even your past 1000 years do n't really count. Have a nice day and thank you for coming in.'' 
 
 I work at Starbucks now. 
 

