[ WP ] Something really bad happens to the human race . One person has the power to save us all , that person is n't you .

`` Dude. You got ta do something.'' 
 
 `` You do n't understand. This is like... my first day off in months.'' 
 
 `` Dude!'' 
 
 `` What?! Get off my back.'' 
 
 `` The world is gon na end. There will be no more days off if you do n't do anything.'' 
 
 `` God. All I wanted to do today was sleep in late, watch some bad movies, and chill the fuck out.'' 
 
 `` Do you not understand what is happening right now?!'' 
 
 `` I get it. But dude. There's like a billion fucking people out there. Let one of them do it. It's my day off.'' 
 
 `` I hate to do this but you know your mom's gon na die! Your brother! sister! Me! We're all gon na die if you do n't get up and to this thing!'' 
 
 `` You! You! You! Why do n't you try saying me! me! me! Take some personal fuckin responsibility man.'' 
 
 `` God. If I did n't need you, I swear I'd kill you right now'' 
 
 `` Whatever dude. Got any cheerios?''
