[ WP ] Tell me a story , any story , but you may only say what DID N'T happen . Good luck .

`` I did n't stab that man twenty six times in the chest.'' I do n't deny that I wanted to, but I do n't acknowledge their angry claims that I did. `` I also did n't stab any of the other victims.'' 
 
 `` We did n't say you did. In fact, we did n't say that the victim died of any stab wounds at all, much less allude to the exact number. Nor did we mention that there had been any other victims discovered.'' 
 
 I did n't say anything else. I did n't need to. The judge did n't even need to issue a search warrant, since I did n't remember to hide the evidence. The police did n't need to go any further into my property than the window into my basement dungeon that I did n't have time to draw the blinds on. 
 
 The jury did n't find me innocent. They did n't let me go free. The governor did n't pardon my execution. I did n't have any last requests. I did n't go to Heaven.
