[ WP ] Write a story from the perspective of a guard in a stealth game .

Ok act cool now, keep it natural. Do n't give this little shit an excuse. Left, right, left, right - turn - left, right, left, right. 
 
 I could n't possibly make it any clearer unless I had light beaming from my eyes. Please God make him go around for just this once. Oh good, the door is clear. I'll just walk away to this side. Do n't mind me, I ca n't see anything. And I sure ca n't hear your footsteps, or your heavy breathing, or the six handguns, or the two sniper rifles, or the sawed-off shotgun, or the crossbow, or the twelve-pack of hunting knives, or even the goddamn rocket launcher you're dragging behind you. BECAUSE WHEN YOU CROUCH YOU BECOME A FUCKING INVISIBLE INAUDIBLE GHOST, I GET IT! 
 
 Shit.. I ca n't hear the rocket launcher anymore. Motherfuc-
