[ WP ] God is dead . You are responsible for the eulogy .

Everyone? Hello? May I please have your attention for a minute? Um... 
 
 **BE QUIET. ** 
 
 Thankyou thankyou. Please put that galaxy down. Yes. I'm talking to you. Over there's fine. 
 
 Now I am sure that many of you here did n't exactly agree with the deceased when he was still alive and kicking. Some of you might've even outright resented him. In fact I myself would sympathize with you on that matter. The guy was a pretty big asshole. He was always a bit too good for our ilk. His arrogance still bothers me to this very day. 
 
 But I digress. I would ask that everyone here pay some respect to the dead. No matter your personal relationships with him, something like this only happens every once an eternity and we will never get anyone like him again. He was truely the best of us and the worst of us at the same time, always so solitary and strict. It's a shame that he never got the chance to truely'let go' when he was alive. Maybe he would've had a change of heart... so to speak. **MAYBE HE WOULD'VE LET US IN**. 
 
 But nevermind that. Like I always say,'It's useless to dwell on the past!'. We need to look to the fff- 
 
 Hey. I did n't say that you could leave. Why are people in such a rush these days? Why do n't you sit down and **DIE**. 
 
 Well then, on to object number two for the day... What was it again? 
 
 Oh right. 
 
 Time to bring an eternity of suffering upon this plane of existance! **Let's make those filthy fleshbags squeal. **
