[ WP ] You open a door and see a creature incomprehensible to the mortal mind . This is how your brain interprets what you saw so it does n't break :

I honestly dont know what i saw.. 
 It made no sense.. 
 For weeks after seeing it.. I just could not fathom what it was. 
 
 I searched high and low.. 
 I scoured wikipedia and my moms old Encyclopaedia Britannica, all i found there was a reference to a toy saxophone. 
 
 I even went to the hoaxers sites and the moderator Sheb Wooley banned me saying i was tutti fruity and not to come back. 
 
 
 So i sit in my short shorts sipping my tequila with you, and i tell you my friend... Your in danger.. Because of your skin tone because what i saw that night.... 
 
 Was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater!
