[ WP ] Reading a post on /r/writingprompts has started to give you flashbacks to memories that could n't possibly be real . As you read on , it feels like someone is trying to make contact ...

1. `` Hey there, tall dark and handsome!'' 
 
 Her lips were blood red, and pursed in her most seductive smile. Her dress was black, with white skulls in the pattern of polka-dots; it was also short. Her legs were long and smooth-shaven. Her eyes smouldered. 
 
 `` Stop it.'' 
 
 His voice was huge, cosmic. It boomed with the sullen, crushing weight of a collapsing star. 
 
 2. `` Since you're here, maybe you'd like to have a drink with me? I've got some merlot. Do you like red wine?'' 
 
 `` I'm being serious.'' 
 
 `` Dead serious?'' 
 
 `` That's not funny.'' 
 
 Her eyes twinkled with adoration. 
 
 `` What the fuck?'' A translucent man appeared next to Death. 
 
 `` I'm so sorry about this.'' Death told him. 
 
 `` Not as sorry as I am. I really thought that date was going well.'' 
 
 `` It was n't.'' The woman smiled wickedly. 
 
 `` Tabitha, you have to stop killing people.'' 
 
 `` Then,'' Tabitha batted her long, thick eyelashes at the Reaper, `` You'll come visit me on your own?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 Her face warped into a sneer, her blood-red lips curled, revealing bone-white teeth. She picked up the wine bottle by the neck and threw it at Death. It flew just to the right of his skull, but he did n't flinch. There was a crash of breaking glass against the wall, followed by the slow drip of wine falling to the floor. 
 
 3. `` I just want you to spend some time with me!'' She screamed. 
 
 Death put his arm around the translucent man, his bony fingers resting gently upon the man's intangible shoulder. 
 
 `` Come on, Aaron, let's go.'' 
 
 `` Really? I mean, it's really over? Because of this? I feel so cheated.'' 
 
 `` You were.'' Death glared at Tabitha, his hollow eye sockets swallowed up the surrounding light like two black holes. 
 
 Tabitha continued screaming as Death turned and led Aaron away. 
 
 4. `` If you got to know me, you'd love me! Every man loves me, except you. You're the only one I want!'' 
 
 Death was nearly to the door, but he stopped. He turned his head 
. 
 `` I know everyone, Tabitha. You're kind of a prick.'' 

