[ WP ] Turns out you have a terminal heart condition . Luckily the hospital is holding a contest for a heart transplant . You must write a letter convincing them to choose you .

To: Random Hospital Name 
 From: /u/volvofixplease 
 
 Dear Hospital Staff, 
 
 Let me start of by saying that I hold no grudge against you or any of your actions. Having only one heart available to distribute among fifty patients must be a pain to your cardiovascular system as much as it is to mine. 
 You, the unappreciated saviors of so many lives, from young to old, rich and young, dumb or astute have been put in such an unfavourable position to decide among fifty humans, each of those being dear to you as your patients. 
 You, who vowed to protect and persevere life have been underpaid and scrutinized by our inefficent government. They spend your well deserved money on futile things like wars and prisons while any request to have your machinery modernized is being ignored or postponed. 
 They, the powerful and ruthless use their influence to not only clean their hands but dirty yours, so you not only have to take into account the physiology and psychology of the humans around you but have to suffer the dire consequences of'your' actions: Many sleepless nights and unwavering guilt over your decisions. 
 YOUR DECISIONS??? THEIR DECISIONS!!! 
 Whomever your solemn eyes decide to choose, let me tell you one thing: I lived a good life and I love life. I'm a father of four, all of them on their way to become doctors. Even though I appreciate life, I have no reason to further exist on this realm beyond one reason: To help my sons and daughter one day become the same gentle and noble humans such as you are. 
 I was once a medical student too but an unfortunate accident has left me without both of my hands so I did the best I could: Quit medical school and venture to Africa, to try and help those whom we could not reach, for economical or other reasons. 
 Last but not least, things will get better. The medical community is full of ambitious and talented human beings. Their diligence will hopefully one day eradicate the need for such a ludicrous system. 
 
 All the best to you and your acquaintances, 
 /u/volvofixplease 
 
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 Among the forty-nine idiots surrounding me, at least thirty work in the many government facilities that have spawned in the recent years. All of them lowlifes compared to me and none enjoying any authority over anything, they would n't be here otherwise hahahahahahah. 
 I like my chances. I like my chances a lot. [ 9/365 ]
