[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

It was n't the usual delivery guy that I opened the door to. The man infront of me had a hood pulled up tight to mask his face in shadow. 
 
 `` Pizza delivery. You uh, you wan na start a tab?'' The man asked whilst shifting his weight between his legs. 
 
 `` A tab?'' I enquired. 
 
 `` Ye, you're obviously a—*sniff*—you know, a connected guy, so you do n't need to pay right now if ya do n't want.'' 
 
 He shoved the box into my arms and walked away. 
 
 `` We'll be in touch.'' He yelled back at me as he got into his dull white delivery van. 
 
 Customer service had clearly improved at the Three Moustachios. I took the steaming box into my lounge and turned on the tv. 
 
 *Oh for Christ's sake. Crust on the pizza. The pranker has become the prankee. * 
 
 I was disappointed that they had ignored my request. They had seemed genuinely interested in my order when I had placed it. 
 
 I took a slice of the pepperoni goodness and bit into it. It wasnt bad. I quickly devoured it all the way up to the crust. 
 
 *Oh my god, they are really taking the piss. Stuffed crust! I hate stuffed crust. Stuffed with powdered mozzarella by the look of it! Well fuck it, I'm not going to let them win. * 
 
 After a couple of bites of the mozzarella powdered crust, I actually started to develop a taste for it. It was n't long until I was ignoring the pizza and eating only the deliciously moreish crust. 
 
 
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 `` Where the hell have you been?'' I yelled at the hooded man as I shook him vigorously. 
 
 `` I'm — I'm sorry man. You only ordered 10 minutes ago.'' 
 
 I wiped the mozzarella powder from around my mouth and stared at him. He look petrified. 
 
 `` Where. The. Fuck. Are they. Hand them over!'' 
 
 The man handed 5 more crustless pizzas over to me. But it wasnt enough! I pushed him to the floor and ran into his van. I devoured another twenty crusts before I felt the sweet release of sleep begin to wash over me. 
 
 God, I loved pizza. 
 

