[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Little Sam and the bearded clam 
 
 `` Sam, oh Sam,'' said sweet Luanne, `` I would so love you in my clam'' 
 `` Oh luanne!'' Said little Sam, `` can you feel my throbbing glands? Can you stroke my erect ham?'' 
 `` Oh yes!! YES!!'' Said sweet Luanne. 
 Little sam took Luannes clam, he took her clam in to his hand! 
 He stroked her clam, did little Sam, as softly moaned sweet Luanne! 
 `` Oh Sam oh my sweet Sam, I am so wet, wo n't you take me like a man?'' 
 And sam THRUST, and THRUST, and THRUST. 
 And luanne moaned and with a quiver, from twixt her legs there came a river! 
 And on and on Sam thrust harder! And luanne screamed and with a shiver, she whispered, 
 `` oh Sam my man you've done it now, you've made me cum, and how, how, HOW! But now it's my turn I'll finish you off! And down she knelt and with a twist and a flick of the wrist, she stoked him hard he did not resist, until there came a mighty groan! And from the tip of Sams hambone, there shot a blast a mighty load, on to her face it did explode! And luanne smiled an looked at sam. `` Oh sweet how you took me like a man, I'll never call you little again, sam, sam, my man. 
 
 
 *edit* sorry I wrote this on my tablet, and it ruined the formatting. 

