[ WP ] You check yourself out in the full length mirror before going to bed . You bend down to untie your shoes . As you are nearly finished , you see with your peripheral vision your reflection stand up seconds before you do .

`` Well, hello there you handsome devil, you! You are looking fabulous tonight! I wish I could stay and chat but I am a little bit drunk, and I am going to go to sleep now. Ok? Ok.'' 
 
 He always talks to me when he's on something and tonight it appears to be alcohol. I wish it did n't take a buzz for him to notice me. What a jerk! I'm right here in front of him, helping him out with his hair do's, making sure he does n't look like he feels every morning. Is it so much for a girl to ask for some simple acknowledgement? Well, as long as he's drunk I may as well have a little fun. 
 
 `` Whoopee doop-ee do, just trying to tie my, just try-ing to untie my shoe. Shoezee's whoozees. Whoa! Ok, you can do this. Just untie my left shoe, and then look at the right one and do that and do n't fall ov-again. Huh? Whatzafuckiszat? Who is you? You're s'posed to be me but you are different than me? Z'fuck?'' 
 
 `` Oh, hello there. Can you see me now? Very nice. So, a wittle bit dwunk are we? Well, I hope it was fun. Listen though, there's a few things I'd like to talk with you about. I know you wo n't remember most of this in the morning, which is part of the reason I'm even speaking to you at all. But I am counting on a part of your brain holding some of what I say. Yes, please go ahead and sit down. But do try to stay awake this is actually very important to me.''
