[ WP ] An important press conference , with rows of cameras pointed at you . Dozens of journalists wait with bated breath , until finally you mutter , `` no comment '' into your microphone . The room explodes with excitement . One of them yells , `` this is going to be front page news across the planet ! ''

`` This is bullshit,'' Bill said, idly flipping his notebook open and closed. `` You honestly feel like this is n't a waste of time? 
 
 Amanda shrugged. `` It's a puff piece. So what if it is a waste of time? It's easy column inches.'' She checked her digital recorder. 
 
 `` Yeah, but I do n't exactly see this advancing my career.'' 
 
 `` Hey, you never know,'' Amanda said, and winked. 
 
 The muttering of the reporters filling the first few rows of the megachurch's pews died down as the bishop approached the lectern, and there was a light bustle as everyone stood. 
 
 `` Be seated,'' The fiftiesh bishop said in a baritone voice. `` Thank you all for attending. I wo n't waste your time with my own petty words. Instead, I open the floor to our Lord the Father, that he might grace us with a pearl of his wisdom.'' The bishop stepped back from the lectern and sat down. 
 
 The megachurch began to tremble. 
 
 The reporters looked around at each other uncertainly as the trembling grew to a more violent shaking. Bill and Amanda looked around wildly. The priests and deacons on the stage were wide-eyed and trembling. In a blinding flash, a beam of golden light lanced down through the megachurch's huge glass ceiling to illuminate the floor right behind the lectern. The shaking slowly subsided. 
 
 Bill and Amanda squinted at the column of light, their eyes tearing up at its brightness. 
 
 A voice as big as the world shook the walls of the megachurch, and made priest and reporter alike clap hands over their ears. `` NO COMMENT.'' 
 
 The voice subsided, and there was a moment of dumbstruck silence. Then, the crowd of reporters in the pews exploded into a frenzy, some of them actually holding out digital recorders and barking out questions. 
 
 `` I ca n't believe it!'' Bill shouted above the din. `` I ca n't fucking believe it!'' 
 
 `` I know, it's amazing!'' Amanda yelled back. 
 
 `` No, I ca n't believe I forgot my goddamn tape recorder!''
