[ WP ] `` Know this : my wife is extremely powerful . If she finds out about what you 've done , there will be no force in the world that can save you from her . ''

`` My wife is the most powerful person in the entire world, and I do n't mean simply because she loves her power suits and the intense high of making executive business deals. She's also the type of person who's willing to break a foot off your ass, so know this: My wife is extremely powerful. If she finds out about what you've done, there will be no force in the world that can save you from her.'' Mark Rhaner stated, virtually vitriolic at the shining example of the problem with modern millennials. 
 
 `` Sir, I've told you twice now. You ca n't return something, that is open, missing parts and lacking a receipt.'' 
 
 Mark Rhaner had a rather short fuse and this often led to many instances of horrible situations which often lead to mistakes. But there was one thing he had done right in his life and that was marrying his wife, one Monica Rhaner nee Patel. Now she was a shining example of power and influcnce, CEO of HighTower Industries at the unbelievable age of 25 as well as running for and winning the sentorialship of the wonderful state of Oregon. 
 
 Mrs. Rhaner was indeed extremely powerful and yet somehow, *somehow* one Roger Adams could n't bring himself to give a damn. 
 
 Roger was entering his sixth hour of standing up and listening to people. He was also getting to that terrifying place where the smile on his face was indicative of the looming psychotic break anyone who's ever worked retail suffers and this pulsating pentagenarian was slowly but surely pushing him over the proverbial edge. 
 
 `` Now listen here son! I bought my blender from your store and I demand you give me my money back! I used my visa and the purchase should be in the system.'' 
 
 Roger blinked. Staving off the impending headache and tried to be courteous, but struggling to find the balance between the customer is always right and corporate rules are a mandate from heaven. 
 
 `` Sir, The rotor on this blender is worn down, the glass has cracks in it and it smells like vanilla daiquiris and kale. We literally can not do anything about this.'' 
 
 Mark honestly could n't believe the rudeness of the Buy More employee, his wife had a vested stock in this company! Just last month, they wined and dined with it's CFO, this *brat* had no idea who he was dealing with. 
 
 `` Give me my money back!'' The fuse which had already been burning was now at violent eruption. 
 
 `` Sir, I'm going to call my assistant manager and see if there's anything we can do for you!'' The smile never wavered as Roger though of all the ways he wished he could mutilate this horrible horrible man. 
 
 `` The call him!'' 
 
 The red button came on, it's flashing red analogous with the situation. 
 
 *Just wait till my wife hears about this. * 
 
 *barbecue him, boil him, broil him, bake him, saute him... * 
 
 Roger kept the smile on his face, the company took back his blender, and thus was another day in retail.
