[ WP ] President Obama has accomplished everything he set out to do as president . Now all he wants to do is smoke a blunt .

We slowly fade into Obama sitting at his desk with his feet kicked up and all alone. 
 
 *'' Yes, the Nation will rise as one with Obamacare. Speaking of, Obama has to take care of himself'' * 
 
 Obama hangs up his phone and yells, 
 
 *'' Biden....Biden'' * 
 
 Biden walks into the room with a smile on his face. 
 
 *'' Yes sir? `` * 
 
 *'' Who was that man we met in California last year? John, Phil...'' * 
 
 *'' Clarice, sir'' * 
 
 Obama snaps his finger 
 
 *'' Yes, him! Get him to me immediately'' * 
 
 *'' May I ask why? `` * 
 
 *'' Well Biden, since Washington and Colorado can celebrate their freedom dancing with Mary Jane. I thought, why could n't we? `` * 
 
 *'' Sir, this is your last year in term. `` * 
 
 *'' Ahh makes the occasion even better. `` * 
 
 
 **24 hours later** 
 
 Obamas eyes are redder than Bob Marley 
 
 *'' I'm really fucking frosty right now, but I digress. This paper we smoke is our Constitution. Biden give me a beat'' * 
 
 Biden starts to beat box. 
 

