[ EU ] [ CW ] Write a scene from Game of Thrones as if it took place in neighboring trailer parks in Florida

Billy bob ran along the path through the swamp to the old tree fort. his ma had told him if he didnèt get outta the kitchen she was gon na take the switch to him. He had been totally underfoot since the cousins came down from Tallahassee. 
 His pas business partner and his kids were annoying Billy thought to himself. Their sons were all sissys. They didnèt like t play in the swamp. They all preferred to hang around in their big fancy mobile home and play with their phones all day. 
 the oldest son Jeff was a total D bag. Totally thought he was better than them. Billy bob had heard him mutter hillbilly more than once while Pa was talking. 
 
 Shaking hs head thinking he was gon na wallop that little rat bastard if he did it again Billy bob started to climb the gnarled old tree. The old fort was his secret climbing spot since he was as tall as a grasshoppers knee. His ma said to stay away from it, but it was the best spot in the whole park. It was so high that he could see straight across the swamp. 
 
 Shimmying across the old branch he heard voices from inside. Peering around Billy bob wasnèt stealthy enough and was grabbed. 
 
 ÈThought I heard sumthin out there Cherry.È Jimmy bob said to his sister. His greasy long blond hair falling around his shoulders. 
 
 Even Billy bob knew mullets were gross. 
 
 Cherry was laying on the old dirty mattress, pulling her denim skirt up and fixing her hair. 
 
 Jimmy what we gon na do, the little bastards gon na tell Bobby that weès messing around. 
 
 Jimmy smiled his most genuine smile, which wasnèt very genuine. 
 
 ÈListen buddy, your not gon na say nothing to your pa or Cherrys fat husband are youÉ 
 
 ÈNaw, ièm just gon na go home. Wonèt tell no one. È 
 
 Jimmy looked him in the eye and let his shirt collar go. 
 
 Pulling his oversized tupac tshirt back in the right place BillyBob started to get out the window to go home. He was tots gon na tell his ma about this. 
 
 Jimmy, spontaneously reached a cowboy booted foot out and planted it flat on Billys back. 
 
 The kid went screaming down from the high tree face first into the hard earth below. 
 ÈWhy the hell you do thatÉ Cherry said to Jimmy, a shocked expression on her face. 
 
 Èyou know the little bastard was gon na tell on us. WE canèt have that fatass hubbie of yours knowing our business. 
 
 
 

