[ WP ] `` I never thought it would happen ''

It was a crisp Saturday morning. I had just finished all of my homework on a Friday night; a first for me, and one that I was damn proud of. 
 
 Seeking to reward myself with hours of wasted time on that black hole of procrastination we all know and love as Reddit, I pulled up the front page. At the top of my feed was a post from /r/blog: 
 
 `` What's that, lassie? The old defaults fell down a well?'' 
 
 I clicked on the link, and found out that Reddit had swapped around the defaults once more. Great, I think to myself, no more /r/AdviceAnimals! They look pretty solid as I go downwards... /r/mildlyinteresting, /r/philosophy, /r/showerthoughts... all general interest subs that could handle the new subscribers- 
 
 I see the last entry on the list. 
 
 No. 
 
 No, no, no. 
 
 It ca n't be. 
 
 I open up my browser window to the best subreddit on the site, and sure enough, a [ META ] post brings my worst fears to life: 
 
 `` /r/WritingPrompts is now a default subreddit!'' 
 
 `` NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
