[ WP ] A person asks a villain why they are evil . The villain 's response is very underwhelming .

My wrists hurt; tied to a chair for several hours, I needed some water, but nobody was paying attention to me. 
 
 Armed police at the doorway, remains of the door scattered around, negotiator in the room, criminal poised, hostage ( me ) waiting with baited breath. 
 
 They had been talking for a few minutes. I was n't really listening, but then my ears perked up. 
 
 `` Why?'' asked the negotiator. 
 
 `` The counselor told me to do something new, expand my horizons, escape my familiar behavior patterns. I thought for a bit, and then realized I never imagined I could be *bad*. It sounded like a challenge. I thought I'd give it a try.'' 
 
 `` But why this? Why not, say, climb a mountain?'' asked the negotiator. 
 
 The criminal looked puzzled for a moment. `` Oh. Oh, yeah. I did n't think of that. Yeah, that would be fun. ``.
