[ WP ] You 're in a group chat with all different versions of you in different universes/timelines

`` DING!'' a group chat alert pops up on my MSN. Oh great, one of my friends has gone and created a group chat again, I fucking hate those things, always fast reading, because you have 500 assholes talking all at once. 
 
 I maximized the window, and -- what. None of these people were on my contact list, their email addresses were all showing -- -wait, that's MY email address! It's my email address, speaking in about over 9000 different fonts and colors! WHAT THE HELL! 
 
 **Tim is gay**: what the hell is going on here? Who hacked me? Who is this? 
 
 **me @ email**: Add us, so we can see your name. And you can see ours. Also, nobody hacked you. 
 
 Alright, fucking fine. I go and add myself to my own contact list, and go back. Now the names are changing. Huh, multiple IDs on one account, I did n't think that possible. Usually it syncs. 
 
 **Tim is gay**: Done, now what the hell is all this about, who are you people? 
 
 **Gay of Thrones**: Oh man, I remember Tim, I miss him, poor guy, never saw the car coming. 
 
 **Exploding kitten heads**: who's Tim again? Sorry, never met him in this universe. 
 
 **me prime**: Guys, guys, lets get off the subject of Tim. We need to pool our resources and knowledge. There has to be at least a few of us who's earth is in the future, developed faster. And thus, can tell the rest of us about lottery numbers, stocks, stuff like that. 
 
 **Tim is gay**: So, wait, what is all this? You're all supposed to be me? Prove it. Where's my moon shaped scar? 
 
 **me prime**: Ironically, the moon scar is on your ass. And yes, you're me, I'm you, deal with it. I found a way to communicate with all the me's, and decided to see what could be done to better my life and the world in doing so. Do n't tell me you would n't do the same thing. 
 
 **Tim is gay**: Hell no, I'd... Okay, I'd see about bettering my life, but screw the world. Seriously, screw it hard with a rusty unlubricated pipe. The world has done nothing but take a baseball bat to me whenever I open up to it, so why the hell should I give fuck one about it? 
 
 **Destinox**: Wow, just... wow. We found another selfish asshole one. 
 
 **me prime**: Agreed. I'm sorry to do this, but you leave me no choice. 
 
 **Tim is gay**: What are you -- - 
 
 I stopped being able to type, when my MSN suddenly crashed on me. FUCK. I reopened my MSN, and double-clicked on my name in the contact list in an attempt to rejoin the group chat. 
 
 Much to my surprise,
