[ WP ] You made a deal with the Devil , and now he 's come to collect .

`` Henry, it's time to collect...'' An icy voice reverberated through my skull, sending chills down my spine. 
 
 `` Oh god, already?'' I replied, cringing as my eyes climbed the slender figure before me, stopping at those fiery eyes. 
 
 `` You gave up god a long time ago. How has these past 5 years been?'' He replied, his voice slithering through the air. 
 
 `` Look dude, I was really drunk. I mean who would want a power like that?'' 
 
 `` A contract with the devil is a contract. You should know me better.'' 
 
 `` I'm telling you, it was n't worth it. Is n't there a clause involving intoxication?'' 
 
 `` Sorry, nope.'' 
 
 It had been 5 years ago to the day, when I made my contract with the Devil. It was late on a Saturday night. My friends had just finished a night of heavy drinking while watching Batman, and I was walking home. A tall man with red eyes approached me, and asked 
 
 `` If you could have anything in the world, what would it be?'' 
 
 `` Duuuddee... I wass watchinggg Batman, and I think the cooooolest power would be explodinggg eyeballs. Just like'Hey!' and then Pop!!! So cool!!.'' 
 
 `` I can do that for you. I'll even make them grow back. I just need you to sign here...''
