[ WP ] Epic Rap Battles Of History ... And Fiction !

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! 
 
 The Last Dragonborn 
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 VERSUS 
 
 The Chosen Undead 
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... BEGIN! 
 
 Dragonborn 
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 Fus Ro Dah! Check yourself before you wreck this, 
 
 I'm a dragon slayer and I eat daedra hearts for breakfast! 
 
 Look at my longsword, it's got enchantments and shit, 
 
 My armour's got a hundred thousand dragon bones in it 
 
 You look like someone tore the lid off a trash can, 
 
 Imperial guards stay alive better than you, man! 
 
 You piece of bacon, you're toasted 
 
 Hollowed and roasted 
 
 Take your soapstone and get this posted! 
 
 Chosen Undead 
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 I'm the Chosen Undead, I've died a million times; 
 
 I'd rather cut off my head than suffer any more of your rhymes! 
 
 Take souls from dragons? I take souls from everything 
 
 I'll crush your soul too, use it to pay for a finger ring 
 
 Everyone I've killed has been twenty feet high, 
 
 But just touching a giant sends you into the sky 
 
 Your health is weak and your stamina is wack 
 
 Watch out, here comes a dragon greatsword through your back! 
 
 Dragonborn 
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 You zombie bastard, 
 
 You do n't even know why you're here 
 
 I see you warping around, now all you need to do is disappear 
 
 I'm a hero to all, I can do whatever I see fit 
 
 You killed an old guy, now you're just burning up in a fire pit! 
 
 Chosen Undead 
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 Are you kidding me? 
 
 Your goddamn name is `` Prisoner''! 
 
 You can shout loud, but you sure ai n't a listener! 
 
 Anything you do or say, I can use against you 
 
 So sit down and give me a knee to put my soul arrow through! 
 
 WHO WON? 
 
 WHO'S NEXT? 
 
 YOU DECIDE! 
 
 EEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
