[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

The strange man in the living room has taken everything I hate: the big box that blares out confounding noises and interrupts my precious sleep, the smaller box that also blares out strange noises and interrupts my precious sleep, the medium sized box... there really are too many awful boxes to explain. I suppose I should at least try to intervene for the sake of being a good cat. 
 
 I sneak up to the man with my inherent jungle-cat prowess, flick my tail, and poke at his calf with my paw before running and hiding under the couch on the far side of the room. 
 
 No one can say I did n't do anything.
