[ WP ] A freak accident turned a man immortal . Now he tries desperately to replicate the event for someone else , so he wo n't end up alone for eternity .

'Now for an exclusive look, we will actually enter the lair of the Cereal Killer. It is in this very living room that authorities suspect the crime was committed. Look at this dining table right here, this was where the victims would have had their final meals. 
 
 Now, here in this store room was where the bodies were found. A burglar broke in three months back only to find eight bodies, all vacuumed sealed. The bodies belonged to his closest family and friends. Each victim was killed differently. Some were choked to death and others were stuffed till their stomach burst from the inside. But the one common denominator was the use of cereal. 
 
 Now as we enter the bedroom, get a good look of the wall.'Was it the cereal?' This is how our killer, Beff Long, got the title of the Cereal Killer. These enigmatic words painted in red, is the only clue we have before he disappeared. This obviously reflects an unstable mind and he is still at large so we recommend...' 
 
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 Was it the cereal? No, it could n't have been something so simple. But that was the only thing new in my life that day. The cereal was a different brand sure but there must be thousands of others eating the same damn cereal. Well, I did choke on the cereal. Everyone was out and I blacked out for a while. Maybe it was the blacking out. But I'm sure Jessie and Judy would disagree, it did nothing for them. 
 
'You look stressed,' said Nic. 
 
'I just ca n't figure it out. It must have been the cereal.' 
 
'With enough time, nothing matters really. And honestly, no one here ever figured out either,' Nic said as he pushed through the double doors. 
 
 True. Anyway, I no longer have anyone I'd want to live forever with. I've exhausted all my options. 
 
 I walked into the room and introduced myself.'I am Beff Long, and I am an Immortal.' 
 
 Everyone in the circle clapped. 
 
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