[ WP ] You have been found `` not guilty '' of a crime you DID commit

`` We, the jury, find the defendant not guilty.'' 
 
 Oh, how sweet those words were. They could agree - they could *all* agree - that I was the sort of person who could have done it. They saw it on my face, in my eyes. They heard it in the character witnesses. I'd dare say they *felt* it. 
 
 They could feel all they want but you ca n't convict a man on what you fuckin feel! No you ca n't. No siree. The feds had jumped at me with a handful of evidence and my lawyer, who is going to get a god damn raise, swatted it away. Circumstantial - he had argued. 
 
 I do n't know what that means, and I do n't fuckin care! 
 
 I'm a free man. And I can live. And I can party! 
 
 Oh, how I'm gon na party. The cops are pissed, no man behind bars means no bonus I bet! Fuckin pigs. 
 
 Fuck I want to party! I'm going to snort and smoke and drink and fuck! 
 
 I'm gon na party! 
 
 I might bring my razor with me again. Find a lil lady. I'll fuck and I'll party. 
 
 They did n't catch me this time. Did n't even get me in court with the others. 
 
 I'm gon na party.
