[ WP ] You wake up to find your 10 year old kid holding a gun to your head .

`` Keep your lid twapped, and your twap shut, daddy-o. No twouble.'' 
 
 `` What?'' I tried to say, but `` Whhggh'' came out instead. 
 
 Meghan leaned over from the passenger seat of my used Cadillac and took the rag out of my mouth. `` I do n't want to see no fighting, you hear? We aint's got's to do this with no twouble. It's a clean kick. You get me in, you get me out. No twouble.'' 
 
 `` Why are you talking like that? Where does a ten-year old even get a pin-striped suit?'' 
 
 She pistol whipped me with a silver revolver. `` No questions.'' 
 
 I tried to grab at her, only to realize my hands were cuffed to the steering wheel. 
 
 `` Get a move on it, Daddy-o. The bank opens in ten minutes.'' 
 
 `` I ca n't even drive like this!'' I yelled. `` The car's a manual.'' 
 
 She pistol-whipped me again, and then unlocked the cuff to my right hand, still pointing the barrel of her gun at me. `` Best not give me no twouble,'' she said, glaring at me beneath her fedora. 
 
 It was n't until she dumped me off the side of the freeway, with $ 500 in each of my pockets, that I realized the `` Capone'' novelty plates on my car may have had something to do with her behavior.
