[ WP ] A cult tries to summon a demon/God but manages to summon you instead .

Crushing disappointment resonated through the crowd. Some looked confused, others were disgusted and physically sick. The room filled with a thick layer of awkward silence intersparsed with the sound of crying. 
 
 It felt it only right to sooth their concerns. 
 
 `` Do not be afraid, for I am like you'' 
 
 `` He is a liar, he looks nothing like us. He is well dressed in the clothes of the oppressor.'' 
 
 I looked down at my smart suit and realising my mistake I swiftly grabbed a red hat off of one of the crowd members and put it on my head. 
 
 `` See I am like you'' 
 
 Bemused one of the crowd asked 
 
 `` How could a mere mortal like you ever hope to fend off our foes in the South'' 
 
 I considered the question pensively before responding. 
 
 `` I shall build a wall! A great and glorious wall!'' 
 
 The crowd gasped and dropped to their knees in admiration. 
 
 Pleased to have placated the mob I decided to worry about the pracalities of my promises at a later date.
