[ WP ] Non-traditional families are quite common these days , but yours might just be the strangest of them all . You werenraised by the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse

Today was Charlotte's first time playing Striker in the soccer game. The 4 Horsemen were so proud of her because it seemed like only yesterday she was taking her first steps 
 
 Pestilence: Would you like me to stricken them with the most vile plague, princess? 
 
 War: I can overwhelm them with bloodlust and have them kill each other, sweetie? 
 
 Death: How about having them all just drop dead? There's no need for overwhelming them with bloodlust. I mean, how are a bunch of 8 year olds going to kill themselves? Pulling their hair and pinching each other? 
 
 Famine: Fools. There's no need for killing them when I can simply stricken them with hunger to make them too weak to play. 
 
 War: You're such a pussy, Famine. I'm sure Charlotte likes my idea best. I've always been her favorite. 
 
 Famine: Wow. I'm a pussy? Who has wiped out millions without having to lift a sword or fire a gun? 
 
 Pestilence: ( clearing his throat ) Uh, remember The Plague, Smallpox, The 1918 Influenza, Ebola? I would n't be humblebragging about just starving millions because you kept their potatoes from growing. Try killing billions with some microscopic, unassuming microorganisms. 
 
 Death: Please. I've been around longer than any of you. Hell, I reaped Adam and Eve. I find this body count dick measuring contest amusing since I'm the real heavyweight here. Wars, famines and plagues come and go. My services are always in demand. 
 
 The 4 Horsemen began bickering amongst each other when Charlotte finally had enough and butted in. 
 
 Charlotte: Daddies. It's nice you guys want to help but I think I'll be OK. I'm 8 years old and can handle these mortals myself. If any of them get in my way, I'll strike them down with lightning. 
 
 The 4 Horsemen: That's our girl. Kick their asses. Have no mercy on the mortals. 
 
 Charlotte smiled and ran over to her team. This would be a good soccer game. 
 

