[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

I am horny. 
 Horny I am. 
 
 Do you like to ride the pink pony? 
 
 I not like you, horny Seuss - 
 I'd rather fuck a wumbus-covered goose! 
 
 Shall we bone here or there? 
 
 I will not bone you here nor there. 
 I will not bone you anywhere. 
 I do not want to be a nooth grush 
 but I do not like you, `` Doctor Seuss''. 
 
 Come on we'll do it in a cinch, 
 you make my sneedle grow like the heart of the grinch. 
 
 We will not do it in a cinch, 
 and lucky for me you are not the grinch. 
 I will not do it here nor there, 
 I will not do it with you anywhere. 
 I do not like you, horny Seuss. 
 I find you offensive and obtuse. 
 
 Would you just let me eat your box? 
 You're such a catch, a total fox. 
 
 Not my box, but yes I'm a fox. 
 Not in a cinch, 
 not even with the grinch, 
 not here or there. 
 Not anywhere. 
 I will not fuck you anywhere. 
 I do NOT like you, but you do n't seem to care. 
 
 A train! A train! A train! A train! 
 Please let's do it on a rickety, lerkim train! 
 
 No! NO! NO, seriously stop, 
 you're freaking me out you perverted schloppity-schlopp. 
 
 Could you, would you, with a goat? 
 
 Now you're just asking so you can gloat. 
 I think you need a Doctor, `` Dr'' Seuss - 
 
 On a BOAT? 
 
 Seuss, if you will just let me be, 
 I will fuck you, you will see. 
 
 ( They proceed to bone like two loraxes with who just discovered spazzims and nizzards ) 
 
 
 SAY! I LIKE FUCKING! 
 I DO! I LIKE FUCKING, DOCTOR SEUSS! 
 AND I WOULD FUCK ON A BOAT. 
 AND I MAY EVEN FUCK WITH A GOAT... 
 I'LL TRY ANYTHING SO LONG AS IT'S conSENSUAL 
 AND YOU WEAR A RAINCOAT! 
 I WOULD LOVE TO RIDE YOU ON A TRAIN, 
 YOU ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE! 
 SO YOU BETTER EAT MY BOX, 
 AND ONCE AGAIN CALL ME A FOX. 
 I WILL FUCK YOU HERE AND THERE, 
 I WILL DO IT EVERYWHERE. 
 Thank you, thank you, Seuss-The-Doctor. 
 
 ~~~ Okay. I should be unpacking. I am so, so sorry... 
 
 
 
 
 
 

