[ WP ] You wake up and discover that you are now a ghost . The more shocking news is finding out where you 've been assigned to haunt .

`` Hey, wake up, come on. This place is n't going to haunt itself.'' A young woman's voice raged against my cranium. I felt a bit crap but thankfully I was n't sore or achy anymore. My eyes slowly creak open and I see a blue haired girl in a kimono looking at me with a plain expression. She is n't angry nor is she sympathetic. `` Good, good. Welcome to the land of the dead. After your heart attack, the people upstairs decided to put your tale to good use.'' She continued to speak as she flipped through a small black book. I looked around but I still had n't quite grasped what was going on exactly. 
 
 Was I dead? 
 
 Seriously? 
 
 `` I'm dead? But everything looks the same.'' I replied, confused. 
 
 `` Well this is where you died and we have n't moved your soul yet. In fact we've chained it here so you can warn people what happens when things get out of hand.'' She told him and closed her book since she seemed done with checking whatever it was she was checking. I wondered if that book had information on me. What did it say? The lady took a step closer and placed a hand on my shoulder. `` I know this is a lot to take in but I have to go, I've got a bank robbery to check on, just do your best here! I'll be back later!'' And with that, she got on her oar and flew up, slipping past the ceiling and everything else. 
 
 I looked up in wonderment and then around at the people who had n't even noticed me. So I was dead. A ghost? I ca n't say I'm surprised but I ca n't believe I'd be stuck here of all places. Suddenly I heard a small ding and a smell entered my nose. Oh those smelled so good. My mouth watered and I drifted over to the source. If only I could reach out and take some! This felt like hell. Utter hell. I was n't sure what to do now. Numbers were called out and I spotted a large woman and her piggy son sit down with food which could feed a normal family of five. I remembered the woman's words, she wanted me to do something... 
 
 But what? 
 
 A grin came to my face as I floated over, doing the doggie paddle, and using all my might, managed to tip over the mother's McFlurry. Ha! She looked at her son who's mouth was too full of addicting fries to defend himself. I then saw someone on their cell phone, talking rather loudly as he waited for his order to be called. When other people who arrived after him got their food, his anger was released at the tired woman behind the counter, dishing out the bags and trays of greasy food. 
 
 `` Hey lady. I know you did n't go to college but I was waiting first. I'm sure math is hard for you sweetheart but I have somewhere to be so let's hurry it up here and maybe I wo n't report this location for being god awful.'' 
 
 What a jerk. 
 
 I waved my hand over his head, trying to do something with the phone. Could n't ghosts interfere with technology or something like that? There was static and suddenly his iPhone shut off. He glared at the woman as she held out his order which was so nit-picky, it was n't as easy to throw together as most orders. He stormed off and I folded my arms. It was n't the best place to spend eternity but I could make the best of haunting this place. I guess all those Big Macs came back to get me and now I have to make others like me learn a lesson before it's too late.
