[ WP ] God shows you 3 Doors . Door One leads to eternal happiness , Door Two leads to infinite knowledge . Then there is Door Three , and God has never opened it yet .

It was the brightness that I woke too that initially made me realize, I was n't in my bed anymore. This was no ordinary brightness either, the blinding brightness came from everywhere, it was as if I had woken on the sun. Finally, my curiosity got the best of me, and I forced my eyes to open, despite my natural instinct to shield them from this light. 
 
 My eyes were n't adjusting to the brightness in the room, however there was no strain in my eye either. It was one of the most peculiar feelings in the world, like stitches being pulled out. The anticipation of pain, but really a feeling that you never thought you would feel. 
 
 `` Welcome, Rick, I assume you slept well.'' 
 
 I rapidly shifted my viewpoint while losing my breath from the shock of the voice. I was still adjusting to the feeling of the light and had n't even begun to review the room. When I turned, I saw a black blurry outline of a man through the brightness. 
 
 `` Where... where am I?'' I sputter out as I take a better glance at my surroundings. 
 
 `` You are in a room very few get to see. The room that was created for the ultimate test of free will.'' 
 
 `` And you are... God then?'' 
 
 `` Your God yes. There are several entities that represent God to different people. The Holy Spirit will elect new entities for new religions. We all hold the same goals for humanity: love, compassion, curiosity among the most important.'' 
 
 `` I... I Identify as an Agnostic... so you're the God for Agnostic people? But it's kinda not a religion, it's like the lack of religion. What am I doing here? Did I die?'' 
 
 `` No, you're unharmed, technically still asleep in your bed. But your mind is here. There was debate whether or not Agnostic people needed an entity, but we determined that any religion needed guidance especially one with which such a large portion of humans in it.'' 
 `` So then, where am I... God? Or where is my mind?'' 
 
 `` Ah, so you did n't notice the doors beneath you? It's okay, most do not.'' God paused while I immediately looked down. 
 
 I looked down, and sure enough there they were in the floor. Three doors still composed of the bright white light, but with a slight golden edge around them. 
 
 `` It's the ultimate test of free will. Just as humans do not understand God, we do not understand humans. The entities, we are very... logical. Much like the Vulcan species from the show Star Trek. Again and again humans use their free will and defy logic. Typically due to emotions. And just when we feel we have established a model for free will, Humans adapt. We are forever taking data trying to figure out where humanity will go next.'' 
 
 `` So you're giving me a test. Do I simply travel through a door?'' 
 
 `` Indeed Rick. The door on the left, taking that door will lead you to eternal happiness. The door on the right, will take you to infinite knowledge.'' 
 
 `` And the door in the middle?'' 
 
 `` The middle is a mystery. Created by the entity that previously held my position as God over Agnostics. No one has ever taken it?'' 
 
 `` You do n't know where the middle door goes? But you're God. Well a God, entity guy. No original thinkers have taken the middle door.'' There had to have been one guy, just one guy to take the middle door. 
 
 `` Indeed. The doors are most interesting. They can only be opened by a Human, I am an entity. I have been spending the last 300 years testing different minds and not one has taken it. This holds to logic that I can reason though. Truly emotional people, while sporadic, when faced with such a large decision have all decided to take the happiness door. Truly logical people will take the logic door without ever second-guessing the middle door.'' 
 
 `` Which one do you think I will take?'' 
 
 `` I do not know Rick. This is the final test in a series. All the others you've gone through in life without realizing. In fact, as I said before, very few make it to this test. Only the people with an exact 50/50 ratio between emotion and logic get to this point. Most do in fact take the Emotion door. Eternal happiness is very tempting to all humans. Some do however, take the logic door. Robert Frost being one of the most famous, and his choice well known.'' 
 
 `` The road less traveled by.'' I recite. 
 
 `` Yes, truly brilliant. Humans even when given infinite logic still pick and choose which fields to go into, how well known they want to be, etc. Emotion is still ever present despite the level of knowledge that they obtain.'' 
 
 `` What's your guess for what the middle door gives you?'' 
 
 `` I leave that to the human imagination. The possibilities are endless.'' 
 
 He's right, the possibilities are endless. But there's no reason for me not to take it. Eternal happiness, infinite logic have their draw sure, but not to me? Am I not human, would I be... but then I stopped thinking and just reached for the door. `` I guess this makes me emotional?'' And I pass through. 
 
 I wake up in my bed with my dog licking my feet. She was making a new noise when she moved her head. A new metal cling, something that had n't been there before. I grabbed her and took off the chain. The tag had a message on it, `` Nothing happened, you're content.'' In disbelief I looked down again and the message was gone. 

