You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

You sit down on the bench at the bus stop, which is settled into a bend in the nearby river. You can see the bus coming a couple blocks down, but it's cold outside, and you would rather not expend your warmth standing up in the wind. 
 The bus pulls up to the stop, and you look at your watch. 
 08:20. 
 You're right on time, early if you count the few seconds you sat on the bench. You stand up, and walk up to the doors of the bus. 
 The grimy bus driver opens the doors. `` Good morning. Getting on?'' 
 You look at your watch. 
 8:21 
 `` Um...'' You look into the bus. This must be the first stop from the station, because all of the seats are empty. `` I've never been on time before.'' 
 You stand still for a moment, looking up and down the bus. 
 `` Are you getting on or not? I've got places to be.'' 
 You step back from the open doors. 
 `` I'll, uh... I'll take the next one. It runs in what... 20 minutes? I can be a little late.'' 
 The bus driver gets a frustrated look on his face. `` They ai n't payin' me to sit around.'' 
 You sit back down on the bench, and the bus pulls away. 
 You look at your watch. 
 8:23 
 You see the bus move down the road, ignoring the next stop. Suddenly, the bus veers to the right, onto the curb and toward the river, careening over the edge. 
 The bus hits the freezing water and is almost immediately submerged. 
 You look on in awe. Had you gotten on that bus, you would have died! Frozen to death or drowned! 
 You turn your head to the left, and look back down the road. A bus. 
 You look at your watch. 
 8:20 
 The bus pulls up to the stop, and the doors open. `` Good morning! Getting on?'' says a clean, more cheerful bus driver. 
 You look into the bus. Almost every seat is full, except for one. 
 You board the bus, and as the bus begins to move, walk down the aisle towards the empty seat, and sit down next to another passenger, still in shock. 
 You turn to the passenger next to you. `` Buddy... You wo n't believe what I just saw.'' 
 You glance at your watch. 
 8:24
