[ WP ] Write the 27th instalment of your long winded story that began as a writing prompt comment and now has only three active subscribers in the sub you made for it .

Hey to all my fans. This is part 27 in what, as many of you know, will be a 100-part epic ( or more, if you guys keep asking for it )!! I think something is wrong with the counter in this sub, as it only shows 3 subscribers, haha! but I know there are a *ton* of lurkers here too along for the ride. I mean, there must be, right. 
 
 But anyway, here's the next part of my erotic high fantasy epic: 
 
 **The Tricky Wizard Wizlerbang and The Rod of Enlightenment part 27: An Unexpected Tryst On The Outskirts of the Village of Al'fer'willow** 
 
 `` Oh, Wizlerbang,'' said the elf slave who was wearing nothing but a couple of straps of leather over his netherparts. `` Please show mercy upon me! For where we last left off, you were fixing to punish me most heartily!'' 
 
 Wizlerbang said, `` Please, call me Tony, for that is my first name.'' The elf said, `` OK, Tony.'' And then Tony Wizlerbang muttered a curse in the elfin language that sounded something like *shaw-la'daw! * which has no translation in English, and then he beat the elf slave with his staff because he had decreed long ago ( in part 3 of this story ) that nobody should ever call him by his given name of Tony, and he was only saying that to mess with the elf slave and play mind games and stuff. 
 
 The elf slave whimpered as Wizlerbang struck him again and again, but deep down, Wizlerbang knew that the elf enjoyed it. Because that's what elfs usually enjoyed, the sick bastards. 
 
 Here they were on the outskirts of the village of the forest elfs, the village called Al'fer'willow, which is n't actually pronounced how it's spelled when you say it in elfin, and Wizlerbang continued to beat the elf slave and then he used his Command spell to command the elf to take off his leather straps. `` Remove thy straps,'' he said. 
 
 `` But,'' whimpered the elf slave. `` But if I remove my straps, then you will see my elf-weiner.'' 
 
 `` Yes,'' said Wizlerbang. `` I will.'' As you know, Wizlerbang was a very straight wizard and not really into that gay stuff, but what you might not know is that elfs are known for keeping hidden magical items strapped close to their genitals, and it was this that Wizlerbang was after, not the elf-weiner. And so Wizlerbang used his Command spell again and said even louder, `` REMOVE THY STRAPS!'' 
 
 Reluctantly, and with a naughty look in his eyes, the elf slave removed the straps and BEHOLD, Wizlerbang gasped! A vial of pure Magicinium dropped from beneath the straps, and what's more, the elf slave was n't a man at all, but a woman, as could be seen by the girl-parts under the straps! Wizlerbang had been fooled all this time by the bulge under the straps that was actually the vial of pure Magicinium! 
 
 It had been a long time since Wizlerbang had been with a she-elf, and it seemed like a good time and the she-elf slave looked at him with big eyes and caressed her oaken-tan thigh and said, `` I sure hope you found what you were looking for, *Tony*.'' 
 
 This just threw Wizlerbang into a rage, and if there's one thing he loved more than vials of pure Magicinium, it was angry, violent hate-sex ( as we saw in part 20 with the 3 goblins ). And so with one hand he uncapped the vial of Magicinium and absorbed its power to become an even stronger Wizard and with the other hand he maneuvered his wizard-weiner to do the deed and the she-elf slave moaned with delight. 
 
 When it was all over, the clearing that they had made love in was scorched beyond recognition, since, as we know from part 16, Wizard-sex produces a huge release of magical energy, but the she-elf was still intact and so then Wizlerbang said with contempt, `` Put thy straps back on.'' And she did. 
 
 It was a long way to go before they reached The Tower of Evil Wretchedness, and Wizlerbang was glad he had a she-elf to keep him company and his newfound strength from the vial of Magicinium. These would keep him focused on the task at hand, and he cleared his throat and straightened his robe and grabbed the she-elf's shackles and headed east, toward The Tower of Evil Wretchedness, where his final enemy awaited him. 
 
 **The end for part 27** 
 
 OK, guys, I hope you enjoyed it, I know you probably did! If you're one of the lurkers, please subscribe to /r/TheTrickyWizardWizlerbangAndTheRodOfEnlightenmentStory to get the most up-to-date news and to be the first to read new parts of the story!!!
