[ WP ] You always hear people say , `` That 's the oldest trick in the book ! '' . Well , you just found that book .

If you enjoyed reorganizing old books, then you would have called this the greatest date of all time. However, this was not a hobby Jesse had familiarized himself with. 
 
 `` Come on stack them up bip! bip!'' Helen said marking and putting some into a carton, making sure his hot librarian fetish was the victim of a brutal murder on that day. At 19 years of age Jesse was all for new experiences, some of them came from hanging with the wrong crowd. Unfortunately, the crowd sometimes gave advice that was simply, wrong. Like the idea for him to ask the librarian out. It was so wrong he was considering associating with the right group of people. Maybe they could point him to where all the drug fueled orgies took place in college. 
 
 He picked on a few a bit further, under section L. He brought all six of them out, and started marking. The first and second went into the box straight, but he paused to look at the third. Its cover barely held up. It looked so tattered, he was afraid it would break apart. There was no name on it. 
 
 `` Where do you think this came from?'' he asked Helen. 
 
 She stared at it for a second, then asked he pass it to her. he went with it to her and opened the first page. `` There's no credits but the first page is in modern Spanish, ca n't be that old.'' 
 
 `` That's not Spanish that's English.'' he told her. 
 
 `` What? No. I can clearly read that, I'm not blind I know Spanish when I see it.'' 
 
 `` Okay, but I do n't speak a word of Spanish. The book clearly says,'The Diary of Light and My Fall Into The Darkness.''' 
 
 The shock on her face said it all. They were both reading it in their native tongue. 
 
 Below that first title, it started: 
 
 Dear Diary, 
 as the morning star I have performed my duties. The earth is well lit and the heavens are ablaze with my warmth. Unfortunately, our father does not recognize me anymore. I have tried to be the angel he set me to be but it appears he is no longer interested. The humans and Eden are his focus now. I would n't mind, if only he would spare some time to be with us. 
 
 They looked at each other. A mouse scurried across the place making them jump in fright. 
 
 `` It's only a mouse,'' he said in relief. 
 
 `` Good lord,'' she exclaimed. She pushed up her glasses and stared at him. This was the point in the movies where the bad boy told the girl how much better she looked without her ponytail. He would undo it and beautiful hair would fall down before he gave out a cocky smile and kissed her. She had done everything she could think of even brought them to a part of the library no one visited. Maybe she was n't librarian enough. Seeing all chances of romance were gone she decided to focus on the book. 
 
 `` Are you thinking what I'm thinking?'' she asked. 
 
 Jesse wanted to say,'that we need to put these books aside and make out?' What came out was, `` That this is the devil's diary?'' 
 
 She laughed, `` No that's not possible, this book ca n't be that old.'' 
 
 `` Well something about it is n't right.'' He opened a page in the middle. 
 
 Dear Diary 
 we were cast out today. Tired of all the attention the human's received, I attempted to destroy them. It was a clever thing really. I think I'll call it a trick. Beelzebub was to distract him while I set to work, but we got a painful reminder that he was omnipresent. I suppose this is a new beginning for us. We'll make the best of it, curse those humans. I'll make sure their stay in paradise is not as long. 
 
 They looked at each other. `` could it be?'' 
 
 The book's words glowed red making them both spring back. 
 
 `` What was that?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know,'' Jesse responded. They looked at each other. It dawned on Jesse she was in his arms. There was a pause as they realized they had the same thing in mind. Lips locked as the book was put in a box, forgotten for the next millennium. 
 
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 /r/pagefighter 

