[ WP ] hellboy2 happened for real and now the world knows of hellboys existence

B.R.P.D: The Clean-up Crew 
 Scene 1 
 Television on, staticy cable noise. 
 Preacher on the TV: We have proof, we know the devil exists. Why are we continuing our jobs like nothing happened? It´s nigh time we start acting appropriately. To prepare for our oncoming doom. I saw the wild beast and the kings of earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against his army. 
 
 Chanel clicks; 
 
 In related news, protests in Washington DC have reached a violent conclusion as police used tear gas to remove protesters from the white house grounds. The government has yet to release a statement regarding the attack in NY and the revelation that hellboy. 
 
 Chanel Clicks; 
 
 Two Men on one those MSNBC debate thingies: I don ’ t understand why you´re still skeptical the proof is right there. Proof of what? He could be a red primate, or a genetic experiment. There are a plenty of explanations before we have to resort to biblical prophecies. 
 
 Click, TV off 
 
 President Ford: “ Can you believe this shit? ” 
 
 Some random cabinet member: Crazy, right? 
 
 President Ford: Two weeks ago, I was fine. Doing great on the approval polls, now look at this shit. I can barely get out of bed without some kind of threat. Are they almost here? 
 
 Some random cabinet member: Yea, 
 
 President Ford: And they´re the best? 
 
 Some random cabinet member: yes 
 
 Scene 2 
 
 
 A dude that looks like Rob Corddry, one that looks like Jason Mantzoukas and Tom Manning come in to the oval office ( should have mentioned it was the oval office ) 
 
 President Ford: These guys? ( said sarcastically ) 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas: We weren ’ t the ones employing a demon that was raised by Nazi scientists trying to unleash the apocalypse. 
 
 President Ford: He´s tradition, he´s been with us since Roosevelt. 
 
 Rob Corddry: If it was tradition for every president to drink piss and eat dirt, would you do it. 
 
 Tom Manning: Enough, lets what we can do. 
 
 President Ford: You fucked me, Tom. What the hell?, you said you had him under control. 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas: again, a demon, a motherfucking demon, who sole purpose was bring the apocalypse. Did you really think you could control him? 
 
 Tom Manning: yea, but then the old man died and things started to get weird. 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas: I say, fuck him. Cut the ties. Say he was never part of the government to begin with. Blow up the HQ in Newark, and never talk about this again 
 
 Tom Manning: like the aliens? 
 
 Rob Corddry: nah we´re in too deep. You guys waited two weeks to tell us to come here. 
 
 President Ford: I thought my PR guys could handle it. 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas; you guys couldn ’ t even handle Clinton getting a BJ let alone I can´t believe I have to say this again a demon, a motherfucking Demon. we have cleaned hellboys mess before. 
 
 President Ford: Alright, What do suggest? 
 
 Rob Corddry: Come clean. 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas; That would change everything, religion, foreign policies, think of the repercussions. You guys have known for years, the symbols on money, swearing on the bible. Image if other people found that out. 
 
 Rob Corddry: they would riot in front of the white house. 
 
 Tom Manning: so, what do we do? 
 
 Jason Mantozoukas; I got it, we say he was some kind of of Nazi experiment causes chaos havoc and is funded by terrorists. 
 
 Tom Manning:: that ’ s perfect, we come out like heroes 
 President Ford: call a press conference. 
 Scene 3 
 
 On a TV inside a cave, 
 
 President Ford: and so we have known for years but we were afraid of the public ’ s safety so we kept his existence hidden. The fact is, the Nazis were experimenting with genetics and hellboy was one of these experiments. 
 
 Camera zooms out, turns around and it´s motherfucking Hellboy 
 Hellboy: nice… 

