[ EU ] The cast of Firefly is hired by Darth Vader to hunt down the Millennium Falcon .

The sound on the line could be a bad connection, or heavy breathing. Either was likely, but neither got it just right. There was something reminiscent of life support in the breathing. 
 
 `` I have an offer for you,'' the voice said, `` One I believe you may find quite compelling.'' 
 
 `` I'm listening, Mister Creepy.'' 
 
 `` There is a ship. It is called the'millenium-'' 
 
 `` Whoa, hold up one moment, Mr Bader'' Nathan interrupted, his voice growing slightly fainter, `` Miss, M- miss? I asked for steamed milk, and this has whipped cream. I hate being *that guy*, but I'm doing a no carb thing and- okay, thanks. Sorry.'' 
 
 There was a pause during which the breathing continued uninterrupted. The words of Nathan's first acting teacher came back to him then, *No matter how much they're promising, no matter how great it sounds, never ever take a job your agent has n't signed off on. * This whole thing seemed about two degrees off the level no matter what angle he looked at. 
 
 Nathan Fillion disconnected the call without another word. Sometimes the best decisions happen when you're complaining about a latte. 
 

