[ WP ] Every 216 days you get possessed by an alien demon inhabiting a passing comet . It was creepy at first , but your family is now used to it .

*Masturbation is a sin, you know. * 
 
 `` Sweet hell man you gave me a heart attack!'' 
 
 *That is a gross exaggeration. Speaking of disgust* 
 
 `` Yeah Yeah... So, how has the comet been?'' 
 
 *As well as an desolate ball of ice and microbes could be Carl. Anything new and grand in the last cycle? * 
 
 `` Well, not really. Had a nasty break up. That's about the only notable thing.'' 
 
 *Was it the blonde one? Nancy? She was so kind to us Carl. What happened? * 
 
 `` You're in my head dude, look it up. G-Gah! Jesus man, be gentle.'' 
 
 *You were repressing it. You know Carl, you should not repress your feelings. Channel them instead into something interesting, like art, or science. * 
 
 `` That's... really sound advice actually. 4 Years ago you would have been puppeting my legs down the street to flay her.'' 
 
 *Carl, we've been at this for ages. I could have made you kill your family and eaten them, but I have come to some realizations in our time together. Your world is a calmer place than mine was. Its modern age does not burn people on pikes for a difference of opinion. And thus, my quest for revenge against the living seems... calmed. Also, your father's, oh blazes what are they called... root vegetables glazed in bread of ale and flour and placed in nigh boiling fat? * 
 
 `` Onion rings'' 
 
 *Yes! Onion rings! They are most delicious. Easily more satisfactory than the flaying of those who wrong and betray you and I* 
 
 `` Y'know, he taught me to make them a couple of weeks ago. And we have an extra lonely bottle laying around'' 
 
 *Young Carl, I do believe I can continue to enjoy having you as a vessel* 
 
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