[ wp ] Working in your laboratory late one night , the dimethylmurcury you 're working with splashes your exposed forearm . Suddenly , faced with certain death , your reasons for living become clear . You load up a syringe , and head out into the night . ( credit to /u/nutbastard )

I'm free, I'm at liberty to do whatever I want, my impending death unbinds me. So now what? I've carefully removed a sample of the chemical.'Carefully' my gosh that's hilarious. I take the chemical because it's powerful, and profound to me particularly. I now own a drop of death. I control the fate of my murderer, and let me assure you he is n't done killing. I can do what I want now. Do I want to make the world a better place, do I want to cause a little chaos or do I want to do something really bad? I leave the laboratory quickly and suddenly I find my inspiration. 
 
 I like the spikes, I love them. Screw those lazy hobbos. They could get a job I swear it. I once gave a homeless man my phone number, I told him to call me in a weeks time, I'd have his life sorted out. All that bum needed to do was call me. He never did, I found out from another homeless person that the guy was a junkie. I mean the spikes are there for hygiene, and to make people feel comfortable in their own home. I'm thinking about this too much, I do n't need any justification. They're wasters and I'm a dead man walking. 
 
 I've got time, a little at least so first of all home for dinner. I ca n't sleep though, I ca n't risk dying and I need to do this. Clean up my city, cause some chaos, fuck people up because it's what I fucking got. Whatever, it's cold the homeless need help right now and facebook tells me my friend is sleeping out with the homeless tomorrow. 
 
'Any tea my darling?' 
 
 > *Any tea you TWAT? 
 
 I did n't sleep last Night. I threw some messages about the place and I'm helping out tonight. They were n't bringing flasks with them until I suggested it. I checked with a homeless charity that gives out warm drinks to the scum and they've told me exactly where to go to find all of them. 
 
 I did n't put all of it in the tea mind, I saved some for that slut I saw later. 
 
 YOLO 
 
 > Edit 1: A word
