[ WP ] You die and go to heaven only to be told you have `` unfinished business '' and are sent back to the moment 10 minutes before your fatal heart attack to finish it . You have no idea what this `` business '' is .

`` Nope, you missed it again. You have to go back.'' 
 
 `` God dammit, this is 12th time, ca n't you just tell me what it is?!'' 
 
 `` No sorry, we just need fate to take it's course, and your unexpected death really interfered with someone else's fate. That's the best I can give you. Now get back in there, slugger.'' 
 
 Wham. A visual jump cut to stapling papers in my cubicle. At first this was a very overwhelming experience, seeing the photo of my family again for the last time, seeing my coworkers shuffling about. 
 
 But now it's getting old. Margaret has spilled her coffee again. Jim is pretending to be working on a Xcel file when he's actually creating pixel art. I'm slamming staples into some irrelevant document concerning the rumors of a new water cooler. 
 
 Round 6 I helped Margaret clean up. 9 was ratting out Jim to our floor manager. Round 12... what the fuck am I missing? 4 minutes left... Shit. Seeing as I ca n't figure this out, I'm going to go sit in the bathroom and wait this out. See if I can empty myself before keeling over for the umpteenth time. 
 
..... 
 
 `` Alright, there we go! Congrats Richard, it only took you 12 tries, but you finally did it!'' 
 
 `` What do you mean, I just went to the bathroom...'' 
 
 `` Yes and now that toilet is clogged. Marco is gon na head up from maintenance to take care of the blockage. On his way he'll bump into Margaret, who will tell him about her coffee spill. This will delay Marco by 5.43 minutes, preventing him from being t-boned at the intersection of Main Street and Harlem Road. He's got important business to take care of for us in 7 years, so we need him still kicking. Thank you.'' 
 
 ``..... Glad I could help... What the fuck do I do now.'' 
 

