[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

`` Holy shit, the cat's tail just came off.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean th... holy shit. I do n't think that's supposed to happen to cats.'' 
 
 `` What do I do? I'm freaking out, man!'' 
 
 `` I do n't fucking know. Put it back on!'' 
 
 `` OK, hold on. Wait, there's a USB cord. There's a USB cord in the ass of the cat.'' 
 
 `` There is *not* a USB cord in the ass of the cat. Well fuck me there there's a USB cord in the ass of the cat. Plug it in to your laptop.'' 
 
 `` You want me to plug the cat in to the laptop?'' 
 
 `` Why not?'' 
 
 `` Dude, I've got pictures of dogs and stuff on there.'' 
 
 `` How many pictures of dogs do you have?'' 
 
 `` I've got like 12 folders full of cool dog pictures.'' 
 
 `` 12 folders?'' 
 
 `` Possibly more, I do n't know. 
 
 `` That's insane, Steve.'' 
 
 `` I really like dogs. Do you think the cat will be mad?'' 
 
 `` The cat with a USB cord for an ass? I do n't think so.'' 
 
 OK, screw it, let's plug him in.'' Steve took the now immobilized cat and connected it to the laptop. `` The cat is updating.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` The cat is updating. It's updating to version 256.3 or something.'' 
 
 `` I've never once seen a cat update and I've petted a lot of cats.'' 
 
 `` You're so good at petting cats.'' 
 
 `` Sometimes I pet cats and I'm not even aware I'm doing it. I just look down and there's a cat there being petted.'' 
 
 `` What do you think this update is going to do?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know but I'm pretty sure it's going to change the cat world forever.'' 
 
 The door to the apartment opened slowly. A large man dressed in a black suit entered and gazed towards the the two men. 
 
 `` Are you here for the cyber cat?'' 
 
 `` We know the secrets of the cats, man! We're going to tell the world.'' 
 
 `` OK, so, just how much acid have you two taken today and what the fuck are you doing to that hoover?'' 
 
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