[ WP ] '' The sky is blue ! '' `` Fire is hot ! '' You are CAPTAIN OBVIOUS . You defeat your foes by pointing out obvious things no one has noticed for some reason until they 've been addressed .

Captain Obvious was in a sealed room. A man was elevated above him some 5 meters. He had a massive cashe of weapons, but Captain Obvious stood. Waiting, preparing, ready to do the only thing he knew how. 
 
 `` Captain Obvious...'' The man with a white lab coat and glasses with a pipe stuck in his mouth said. `` Your days are limited.'' 
 
 `` YOU SIR, ARE EVIL!'' 
 
 The man sighed. `` Yes. Thank you for pointing that out'' 
 
 `` You are going to try to kill me!'' Captain Obvious said doing the only thing he knows how. 
 
 The man sighed again. `` Yes, yes I am'' 
 
 `` You're going to use that plethora of weapons that you have at your disposal to attempt to kill me!'' 
 
 `` Yes I am'' The person said grabbing a revolver out of a tub of weapons he had. 
 
 `` THAT IS A REVOLVER THAT CAN KILL SOMEBODY!'' 
 
 `` I've had enough of chewing the fat'' The man said shooting a bullet. It barely missed Captain Obvious. Angry, the man shot a second bullet, again just missing the captain. 
 
 `` That is a revolver that only had two bullets!'' 
 
 `` Haha, nice try Captain'' the man said lining up a gun, `` But you're far less clever than you give yourself credit for'' And with that the man pulled a trigger. 
 
 *Click* 
 
 `` You... cant be serious'' The man said tossing it aside and reaching into the tub of guns he had again, this time pulling out an assault rifle. 
 
 `` That assault rifle is jammed!'' 
 
 `` No, it is n't!'' He said trying to shoot the gun again. But yet again it did n't shoot. 
 
 `` AGGHH!!!'' 
 
 `` You are angry!'' 
 
 `` YES I AM ANGRY CAPTAIN! I AM VERY VERY ANGRY!'' 
 
 `` You are very very angry!'' 
 
 The man was losing his patience now. He reached into the tub of guns and pulled out a grenade and lobbed it at the Captain who did n't move since his encounter with the man. Captain Obvious looked at the grenade and back to the man. 
 
 `` You did n't pull the pin!'' 
 
 `` WORDS CAN NOT DESCRIBE MY HATRED FOR YOU!'' 
 
 `` You currently hate me!'' 
 
 `` YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I HATE YOU!!'' The man said pulling out a rail gun. He intended for this to be the last weapon he brought out but there were about twenty still in the tub and he did n't want this to go on for any longer. 
 
 `` That is a rail gun!'' 
 
 `` IT'S ALSO YOUR DEATH!'' 
 
 `` That Rail Gun has a fatal flaw in it that will cause it to explode if its fired!'' 
 
 `` STOP! STOP STOP STOP!'' The man said charging it up. 
 
 The man pulled the trigger, and it blew up in his hands. 
 
 `` You are most likely dead!'' 
 
 No response. 
 
 Captain Obvious left the room. Another day, another criminal brought to justice.
