[ WP ] You and your spouse of 30 years are in a fatal car accident . When you get to heaven , you find out that you get to spend eternity with your soulmate . You realize a problem when you wake up next to a total stranger .

I knew I should n't be driving with a few drinks in me. We went though empty nest syndrome, our first two kids went off and had successful careers. One's a successful teacher, aiming for his master's, the middle is a lawyer. Our youngest wanted to join the military, and she just shipped out to her first deployment. All of them should do well in life, we raised them well. Well at least we raised them well enough. First week since out youngest left. We decided it was to quiet at home, so we should go to a club. We have n't done that in years... Driving back I was buzzed and so was she. Would n't have mattered who drove. At least thats my thinking right now. I know we both died. Which it horrible because our kids would have to put their lives on hold to take care of this mess... 13 days of fasting and rituals for the oldest son. And he just landed a career making case. There were only two questions I had for `` God.'' 
 
 How are our kids? and why did I wake up to Her, Lakshmi? And why not next to my wife of 40 years? Bite me, that's three... But the last time I saw Her, was for her engagement party. That was 43ish years ago... We did n't bother to keep contact. I remember those years we met in high school and we finally decided to just, stop whatever it was when we finished college. We moved on with life, we both had kids, a family. WE WERE BOTH HAPPY. So how can I be waking up next to Her now? In heaven... implying the rest of eternity, I spend with her. It's been three days and we have n't said a word to each other. She's probably as confused as I am. I'll concede, the most passionate I was, ever. That was with her. But that's how every one is in their youth. That connection was just youthful energy and hormones. We should n't be literal soulmates. I should n't be waking up next to her. 
 
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