[ WP ] In the future , Space Pirates sing Space Shanties . What are they ?

On the spaceship Bombay 
 
 By Gorkon were we belayed 
 
 Our big main screen was a sickly green 
 
 From a torpedo in our aft bay 
 
 Our captain's name was Jenna 
 
 And by crikey was she splendid 
 
 She locked a mate in the transporter grate 
 
 And zapped of his antenna 
 
 The second mate was Turly 
 
 And he was a little squirrely 
 
 He watched Trek repeats on plastic sheets 
 
 While twirling with his whirly 
 
 And somewhere was an android 
 
 By fuck's sake was he a bad boy 
 
 He'd open the crew wide just to look inside 
 
 And prod them in their hemorrhoid 
 
 The captain's babe was Angel 
 
 A green-skinned alien Jez'bel 
 
 She'd warm your core and give you sores 
 
 When she licked and bit your naval 
 
 The master chef was Bob Dunks 
 
 And by Gorkon would you blow chunks 
 
 He'd serve up tics on a sonic pick 
 
 Glazed in rancid robo spunk 
 
 When we dropped from warp speed 
 
 Because we'd spent our seed 
 
 The main screen cracked when our chief ass-hat 
 
 Shat in a port to appease his ass bleed 
 
 On the spaceship Bombay 
 
 By Gorkon were we belayed 
 
 Our big main screen was a sickly green 
 
 From a torpedo in our aft bay 
 
 [ Good Ship Venus ] ( https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=KLotX3HE-4c )
