[ WP ] Time travelling tourists from the future are commonplace at significant historical events . You get home and find time travellers watching you for an unknown reason .

Goddammit, not this again. 
 
 `` Get off my fucking lawn!'' I shouted out. The time travelers looked young, just like they always did, and as soon as they saw me they broke out into idiotic grins. They did n't say anything. They never did; they just stood there grinning at me. 
 
 `` I'm seriously getting sick of you guys,'' I grumbled, shouldering my way past them and trying to get inside. 
 
 One of them blocked my path and stuck his hand out, like he wanted me to shake it. I think that was a significant risk, against their rules or something. Not that I really cared. I punched him in the face. Rather than getting upset like a sane individual, he just started grinning even more. 
 
 Finally getting to my door, I opened it and grabbed the shotgun sitting just inside. 
 
 `` You have until the count of ten before I start shooting you morons with rock salt,'' I shouted. Nobody moved, except to twitch excitedly. Fuck the countdown. As I was reloading, the ones I'd shot started crawling away, that stupid grin still on their face, while the rest of them seemed to be waiting patiently for their turn. I knew from experience that none of them would leave until they all had their turn. 
 
 I have no idea why I have masochistic fanboys from the future.
