[ WP ] Write the third episode of non-existant series . Make us curious about what happened before episode 3 , and what happens after .

Hey again 
 Always good not to talk to someone dead or someone without a gun. 
 You may just be a figure of my extremely stressed out brain but I still love you guys. 
 But anyways back to where we were. 
 ( Shows huge ugly ass dude ) 
 This is my gun expert Steven. 
 You may be wondering why he looks so goddamn ugly well when we first met I kind of tried to to stab him all over the face. 
 He scared the shit out of me when I first met him and I was like he's obviously trying to kill me. 
 Not like his ugly ass was good looking before but I fucked him up even worse. 
 But now we're pretty chill, we do business together and I fucked his daughter one or twice. 
 `` How's it going Charlie you fucking asshole'' ( hard as shit Irish accent ) 
 `` Nothing much Michael you fucking potato nigger.'' 
 `` Aw how I love our talks. So what can I do for yah?'' 
 `` I need two 9mm with about a 100 rounds. One M4a1 300 rounds, a L96a1 with 50 rounds, 5 frags, and a blowjob.'' 
 `` Do n't we all.'' 
 `` So where's that daughter of yours?'' 
 `` How bout you shut the fuck up.'' 
 ( Grabs all stuff )'' Love you too Mikey'' 
 `` See you in a week or two.'' 
 `` I'll see you tonight in my dreams.'' ( Fake kissing ) 
 `` Better leave now you faggot.'' 
 ( Flips him off on the way out. ) 
 Yep I truly enjoy that man's company. 
 So I'm assuming you guys are still wondering what I do for a job. 
 Your like why the fuck does he need so much fire power. 
 Maybe you'll figure it out. 
 ( Short draft )
