[ WP ] People that die in the ocean become mermaids

`` OH look at dis guy!'' said Tony. `` I know we sent you to sleep with da fishes but i did n't think you'd take it literally.'' 
 
 `` Fuck you, you walking bastard. I got ta deal with fin rot. Do you know what kind of pain in da ass dat is? You motha fuckers!'' said Big Pussy 
 
 `` Hey! Take it easy. I'm not here to bust your balls. I actually got a job for you.'' said Tony 
 
 `` You got ta a job for me? Bullshit.'' said Big Pussy. 
 
 `` Well its not like you gon na wear a wire unda-water.'' said Tony 
 
 `` Fuck you, what's da job?'' said Big Pussy 
 
 `` We got a shipment of goods coming in, and da coast guards got us blockaded. `` -said Tony 
 
 `` Why not just pay'em off?'' asked Big Pussy 
 
 `` Ah they're a bunch of fucking boyscouts. None of'em wan na play ball. But we need dis stuff to Jersey pronto. i got ta guy waiting out in international waters. I want you to go out der and meet him. He's gon na give you some packages and I want you to bring'em to shore for me. Underwater, right under the coast guards nose. But its alot. You'll need some muscle.'' said Tony 
 
 `` Give me the coordinates. Gim me a GPS. Ill get some of dese mer-bitches and ex sailors out there and we'll get took care of. But you got ta do something for me.'' said Big Pussy 
 
 `` You get this job done first. Then whatever you want, I'm sure I can do.'' said Tony. 
 
 `` I want an aquarium.'' said Big Pussy. 
 
 `` Fuck like a little one. What da fuck you want dat for? You got the whole ocean to look at fish.'' said Tony. 
 
 `` Nah, I want it for me. I want in Jersey so I can come visit maybe start making some moves again. But its got ta be huge. Like, ugh, da one they got dat whale in. What's his name?'' said Big Pussy. 
 
 `` Shampoo or shamoo or some shit. That's a big a request.'' said Tony. 
 
 `` It's a big job.'' said Big Pussy 
 
 `` Fine, see ya soon.'' 
 
 `` See ya.''
