[ WP ] Write the superhero origin story of your username

One in a million have a `` spark''. Of those of us who do, only one in several hundred ever ignite from stress. We are Planeswalkers, those who can jump from world to world on a whim. 
 
 Growing up in the City-world of Ravnica, I always knew I would join the Azorius guild, the police-politicians that hold the other guilds in check. I could guess that I would be assigned to watch the mad-biologists of the Simic guild. But I definitely did n't know I would trip and fall into a swimming pool while chasing an errant mutant, a Crab-Squid Krasis. If I did know, I likely would have learned to swim beforehand, do n't you think? 
 
 As my lungs filled with water, I panicked. Suddenly, a fork-shaped light filled my vision and I found myself in a strange room. 
 
 A human, at least what appears to be a human, looks quizzically at me with angry eyebrows for a moment before finally speaking. `` Who are you and how did you get into my time machine?'' 
 
 `` I am an Azor Mage, of the...'' He cuts me off. 
 
 `` Magic? I hate magic! Never get to feel smart when magi is involved.'' The man lifts me to the door and throws me out. `` Sorry, but if you want to travel through time, find your own TARDIS.'' 
 
 I did.
