[ WP ] You are an elite pickpocket . Describe your lifestyle .

So you wan na know the life of an elite pickpocket? You with the cops? No? You sure,'cause I know some guys who make other guys... disappear. Hey I'm just kiddin'! No need to look so scared kid! Anyways, ( sigh ), you *really* wan na know about me?'Kay you asked for it. 
 
 Look, pickpocketting is an art. Ca n't just walk up all nonchalant and stick your hand in some guy's pocket. You got ta be confident about it. If you're scared, you screw up. You screw up, you're toast. Second, you do n't pickpocket for the fun of it, *kid*. People like me, we do it'cause we have to. We *need* to learn these tricks'cause if we do n't, we ca n't survive. 
 
 Me? I started learning real young. I remember my fir-... what? Kid, I live in the slums *of the slums*. Born here, raised here, and most likely gon na die here. Everyday I got ta snatch some cash, some jewelry, *whatever I can* to put some food in this stomach. To keep this heart pumping. To *live*. 
 
...... ( sigh ). Sorry kid. I do n't usually get worked up like that. Ya'know, I've been meaning to ask. What's the son of a high-ranked political figure doing here with some street rat?..... A secret? Like a conspiracy? Now I'm interested....... What? *Stay* here? Kid that's gon na cost ya! Do n't worry, *this* should do just fine. Nice wallet by the way.
