[ WP ] Always ready for the zombie apocalypse , you 're dismayed that it occurred and was resolved while you were asleep .

`` You're shitting me mom!'' I yelled into the phone. 
 
 `` Yeah it happened really quickly I was just calling to make sure you're ok...'' My mothers voice sounded detached and unfamiliar. 
 
 I looked longingly at the shotgun hung up on the wall, encased in a wooden frame with a piece of glass on the front bearing the words `` in case of zombie apocalypse, break glass''. 
 
 `` Mom I did n't even get to break my shotgun out of the really cool thing I made!'' I was getting angrier by the minute, `` How did the zombie apocalypse happen? And how did it only last one night?'' 
 
 `` Well apparently the CDC deployed all the resources they had, with massive amounts of government workers just flooding the streets. It was impressive to see actually. We thought you would have been watching the news last night?'' My mom confirmed my deepest fears. 
 
 I had gone to bed early because my boss had asked me to come into work early on a Saturday. On a Saturday! I missed the zombie apocalypse because of my boss! Thanks Janice!
