[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

Life has been pretty dull lately. I stand perpetually at attention yet I have not gotten much action lately. But life is good, I have a nice cozy home and am always clean. I enjoy seeing the happenings around me. I have been happy go lucky today until I hear a scream. This scream creates an excitement that has long been forgotten in my lifetime. I look around and wonder what the cause of excitement is and become excited due to everyone around me being so animated. The feeling is so exhilarating. A woman grabs me out of desire to feel safe. Oh what a thrill it is to create a sense of security for this beautiful woman that I see daily. The noise continues and the arguing intensifies, I am held up in the air to survey the surroundings and show my presence. With a swift thrust I feel a sudden warmth different from my usual home but just as cozy. It feels like a warm bath except this fluid is more viscous that my usual bathwater but it feels amazing. I am pulled out of the water and feel gravity working against me as I fall to the ground making a loud thud. I suddenly hear crying yet I am strangely satisfied as I have not seen this much action in many months.
