[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

^ ( ( I ^may ^just ^turn ^this ^in ^today ^for ^Writing ^Class. ^If ^you ^find ^this ^Prof ^KS, ^hi! ) ^ ) 
 
 
 She put me in the window today! Oh it ’ s so nice and sunny out. You know, artificial light just doesn ’ t work as well for charging my solar panels. How can my leaves bounce and my smiling flower-face bob from side to side without proper sunlight? Very slowly, that ’ s how. But now that I ’ m in the window I am shaking my groove thang like my owner on a Wii-Fit! 
 
 What a nice console that Wii is. He ’ s always so cheerful and peppy. You know, when I was still under the lamp by the computer, he would turn on and give me work out tips? 
 
 “ And one, and two, and move those leaves! And up, and down, and now you ’ ve got it! Perfect score! ” 
 
 He ’ s so nice. Everyone in this apartment is so nice! The blender always pulses “ Good morning ” in Morse code to me too, well, not just to me, she ’ s saying it to everyone, but that doesn ’ t make it less appreciated. 
 
 And that Roomba! Don ’ t get me started. Do you know he rescued the iPod? He did. iPod had fallen right under the couch and Miss Person had given up looking. She was even lamenting that she ’ d have to buy a new one- could you imagine? Being replaced like that? Well Roomba launched a search-and-rescue and just pushed iPod right out into the open. We were all cheering so loud, and iPod started getting emotional and playing Triumphant Marches. Roomba ’ s just so brave, his rotor could have gotten stuck with all those dust bunnies. 

