[ WP ] A man wakes up one day to find that he had gained a superpower . The next day , he gains another , completely random and new superpower . This continues everyday . At first , everything seems fine , even awesome . Until his randomly generated superpowers started to conflict with each other ...

**Day 1** 
 
 That was an interesting way to wake up. I found my bed had collapsed into some kind of slimy material, pretty sure it was a practical joke from my housemate, although I have no idea how he did it. What was it anyway? Clay? 
 
 Okay, it happened again. When I was at work my monitor suddenly dissolved into the same stuff my bed was in earlier, I was just staring at it trying to force myself to do some of the monotonous data entry that is my life. And then poof, suddenly no more monitor, now I have a pile of clay instead. 
 
 **Day 2** 
 
 I woke up on an air bed today, on account of my bed being somewhat... gone. Anyway, I'm hoping I wo n't have any more freak accidents today, off to work. 
 
 Driving to work was a bit quicker than expected, I hated the massive traffic queues that normally slowed me to a crawl, and they were all due to the ridiculously slow 20 that continued for about 5 miles out of the city. Well something must have changed because everyone was going about 60 down there today. Fuck work, poker tonight though. 
 
 **Day 3** 
 
 Won a ton of money in poker last night, who knew a pair beat a full house anyway, weird. My housemate is being ridiculously loud right now, he's playing drums at half 4 in the morning, for fuck's sake turn that shit off, who invented drums anyway? They should just be banned. Suddenly the drumming stopped, good Daven must've heard me. 
 
 Okay, now is a much better time to wake up. Half 7, showered, breakfasted, ready to go for another monotonous day at work, brilliant. Daven still had n't emerged from his room though, and when I go to check on him he's just banging in the same place where his drums were, but now there was just a pile of clay in front of him. And he could n't even look at me either, he just carried on drumming the clay. Must be high. 
 
 **Day 4** 
 
 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! I woke up with a spider dangling right in front of my mouth and another one on my eye. Eurgh, after brushing myself down even the thought of spiders all over creeps me out, I hate bugs and I hate Daven even more for doing this, but it's the weekend and I'm determined to enjoy it despite there being a load of clay webs all over the place. 
 
 Wow, artists sure are getting inventive nowadays, there was a 30 ft statue of a spider in the middle of the roof above my building, again creepy as fuck but still kinda co --, wait did it just move? 
 
 Where's my phone? I need to video this shit, there's a 30ft spider made out of clay climbing down my building. It's actually coming right at me, closer, closer. And it's stopped, right in front of me. I, I think it likes me? 
 
 **Day 5** 
 
 My spider pet is still outside the window, do n't really know what to do with it but the police will have a fright if they saw the giant web it had spun all across the street. Anyway I'm starting to figure out that this must be all connected to me, the clay thing definitely is, and spiders seem to like me right now, wish they did n't but hey. Apart from that, everything seems kinda normal anyway. 
 
 Well, I lied. Nothing's normal, everything's fucked and I'm about to die. Hell, I'm fucking ginger. I looked in the mirror earlier and now I'm suddenly ginger I'm also a woman but that does n't bother me nearly as much as the fact that I'm a fucking ginger. 
 
 Okay, I think I'm back to normal, I thought about what I wanted to look like, myself of course but perhaps a little taller, and I thought about it a lot and it just sort of happened. 
 
 Anyway, that brief terrifying moment of my life over with and I'm out. There's a lot of flies around today, eurgh did one just fly into my mouth? 
 
 My vision is a bit strange, I can see everything. And I'm tiny, I think I'm flying. Well was flying. Now I'm stuck in a web. And brilliant, my pet spider is coming to lunch with me. 
 
 *Random powers I got were a bit weird, but [ Clay Transmutation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clay_Transmutation ), [ Law Manipulation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Law_Manipulation ), [ Artistic Inducement ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Inducement ) and finally [ Genetic Form ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Form ) that I made into a more generic transformation*
