[ WP ] Write a heartfelt love letter to coffee .

Dear coffee... 
 
 How I love you so, every day I wake up you're there to greet me with your lovely scent every morning. You take away my sleepiness when I am with you. Even though you stain my teeth an ugly yellow, and make me poop a lot before the day has even started. 
 
 It is because of you I can leave my home, wide awake and ready to conquer the world, one cup at a time. Because I love you so much I feel sad inside when I have to leave for work in 10 minutes and the pot is only 2 inches full. 
 
 I can never be mad at you, even when you burn my throat hole sometimes, or when I lose a biscuit/donut in the fancy Coffee Hound cup I had gotten just for you. 
 
 Thank you for being there for me... 
 
 Sincerely.
