[ WP ] People have been disappearing all over the world at random times . You are the only one that knows that the toilet squids are attacking and you need to warn the others .

Steve strolled through the many aisles in his local walmart. It had been a stressful day. At first he could not use his toilet. It had been strange to do it all outside. Luckily he had figured out the mystery after many weeks of research. He, Steve, had figured out why hundreds of people disappeared. It took a while but then he made the first connection. Their location of disappearance. They all went missing while using a toilet! 
 
 
 It had taken him many weeks to figure out this mystery. Why would people be taken while using the toilet? But then Steve came across the truth. “ I still can not believe it, ” he mumbled while walking into the aisle holding tools and materials, “ toilet squids. ” 
 
 
 The first thing Steve did after finding out about them was doing his business outside. He had slept uneasy, fearing the toilet squid might come for him in the night. The next morning Steve had gone to his local Walmart, intend on getting the items he needed to build his own save toilet which was not connected to the sewers. 
 
 
 Strolling through the aisle, looking for the necessary items Steve thought out loud. 
 
 
 “ I wonder how the other investigators did not connect these hundreds of cases. They all disappeared in while using a toilet so someone else should have made the connection as well. ” 
 
 
 Losing himself in his thoughts as he browsed the tools Steve thought, “ Maybe the squids attacked the few investigators who did make the connection. I should be careful to not get exposed. I can not be a victim of this guerilla war by the squids. ” 
 
 
 Picking up the tools while holding the wooden planks he needs Steve moved over to the checkout line. Relief washed over him as he did not have to wait long. Getting his items scanned Steve quickly paid for them with his credit card before moving on. 
 
 
 As he walked out of the checkout line Steve felt his bladder reach capacity. Luckily his research had shown the toilet squid were too large to fit through an urinal. Confident he could pee in peace Steve strolled into the toilet. 
 
 
 Opening the door Steve walked in, witnessing a bloodied man lying on the floor, a tentacle floating above him. Staring at it the tentacle dropped the bloody plunger it was holding which rolled towards Steve. Seeing that the tentacle pulled itself back into the toilet Steve picked up the plunger to defend himself. Now able to defend himself Steve walked towards the stranger, kneeling to check for a pulse. Finding none he stands up and wonders what to do now. 
 
 
 Before Steve could make a decision, another man opened the door. Coming to a halt in the doorway this man saw the corpse, with Steve standing over him holding a bloody plunger. Panicking he ran out of the room, well doorway, while pulling his smartphone. 
 
 
 Hearing the sirens outside Steve thought, “ Well, they arrived quickly. I guess this is why no one else made the connection. They were framed and taken out. ” 
 
 
 Waiting for several minutes, knowing he could not escape the police, Steve stared at the corpse, wondering who he had been. Looking behind him as the door opened, followed by footsteps, Steve saw several cops entering. 
 
 
 “ Sir, drop the plunger, ” they loudly commanded. 
 
 
 Knowing he had lost Steve dropped the plunger and lied down on the ground, away from the corpse, with his hands on the floor. Seeing that Steve was compliant they quickly cuffed him and checked their murder suspect for any other weapons. 
 
 
 Finding none, they pulled Steve up to his feet, taking him out of the toilets. Pulling him forward they said, “ You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be and can be used against you in a court of law. ” 
 
 
 Knowing this was his only chance before he would be separated from the public Steve shouted to the people about the toilet squids as the police officers moved him outside. 
 
 
 “ The toilet squids killed the man. They are attacking. We need to defend ourselves! ” Steve screamed at the top of his lungs, as the cops forced him in the backseat of the car to take him away. 
 
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