[ WP ] You live in a universe where the gods do wonders for their chosen followers . You are your god 's only chosen and you are really getting tired of his/her shit .

Dear Jonathan, praised be Your name. 
 
 I know You do n't like it when people pray outside of Your business hours. I would also be annoyed when thousands of voices would appear at random times in my head demanding this and asking for that. But now, since You do n't have millions of followers any more and I'm the last one, I have make to an exception. 
 
 We need to talk. 
 
 I understand that You are very happy to have me as Your follower and I really appreciate all those wonders you do for me, but it is to much for me. Please understand, it is not You, it is me. 
 
 You know, with all those burning bushes in the neighborhood, the neighbors are starting to get really angry at me. They do n't like to have their bushes burning down every time I walk past them. And remember that time I was on vacation at the Mediterranean? It was a nice thought to split the sea so that I can cross it, but I just wanted to have a swim, like everyone else on the beach. Those people got angry at me as well. Oh, and the mail man. I appreciate your weekly updates and personalized versions of the 10 commandments, but the mail man is getting serious back problems and I do n't know what to do with all the old stone tablets. The pile in my back yard is starting to become unstable. 
 
 I'm sorry, as I said, it is not You, but I do n't think I'm the right follower for You. I think there are many people out there who would be happy to have You as their God and who have more use for Your wonders. Maybe people who live in cold places have more use for burning bushes. Or maybe a stone mason, he would really like an endless supply of stone tablets and could recycle the old ones. Or maybe those guys who place and repair telecommunication cables down in the oceans. Splitting the sea would make their job so much easier. 
 
 I'm sure You'll quickly find someone who makes You happy, but I do n't see a future for us two. 
 
 I'm sorry Jonathan, but I need a break and I need some space. 
 
 But we can remain friends, if You like. 
 
 Amen.
