[ WP ] A story that ends in laughter

Oh god. Oh god. Ohgodohgodohgod. 
 
 What the fuck!? Why the hell did I ever come to this stinking fucking city!? The whole world's going mad and this cancerous blot of a town is the cause of half of it. 
 
 How the fuck do I get out of this goddamn bank!? 
 
 This green-haired lunatic has me ready to piss myself... why wo n't he stop smiling? Why is that woman doing handstands in the middle of a fucking bank robbery? And why, why the **fuck** is he telling knock-knock jokes to the security gua -- 
 
 Ohmygodsweetjesustits he just sprayed acid in that man's face. 
 
 God, please, help me look away. God please, get me out of here. 
 
 What the hell is that, some kind of canister? A bomb? Why does she have a gas mask.... 
 
 **FUCK. ** 
 
 Oh god I got ta get away oh god oh fuck they barred the door behind them aw shit fuck damn nononononononononononohehennnonowhyhahahaagodpleaseHEEheehacoughcoughHA! 
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