[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

I've died any number of ways, and really, the appeal wears off pretty quickly. It's like using cheats in a game - fun at first, but it actually ruins the fun after a while. When you ca n't die, living loses a lot of its lustre. 
 
 I'd make a damn fine historian, the things I've seen. And done - hell, I've been a *part* of history for quite some time, especially the fighting. But modern day war just really is n't much fun as I'd thought it'd be. 
 
 And, I hate to say it, but I was really hoping that nuke would end me for good. 
 
 See, dying has become a bit of a pastime for me, and I've croaked hundreds of thousands of different ways. But I just ca n't think of anything I have n't done anymore. 
 
 So that's why I'm your perfect candidate. You call it a one-way trip, I call it a temporary holiday. Mixing business with pleasure. I'll just set up everything and wait for the others to arrive - and you do n't even have to worry about making a ship that can survive the landing. 
 
 I doubt you'll believe me, and rightfully so, so I've attached some images, documents and artefacts that should help sway your mind. 
 
 Check them out, and let me know if you're interested. I've got the time, trust me. 
 
 Kind regards, 
 
 Joseph Shore ( Immortal, aged +-17,341 ) 
 
 P.S. Truth be told, I'm looking forward to being at the forefront of humanity, colonising and all that; but really I just ca n't fucking wait to smash into Mars. 
 
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