[ WP ] A freak accident turned a man immortal . Now he tries desperately to replicate the event for someone else , so he wo n't end up alone for eternity .

`` No Virginia... that's not right. Watch me.'' James leap off the ledge and right onto the corner of a dumpster outside an Indian restaurant. The corner impaled him. Virginia gasped in horror at James' guts being all over the walls and his flinching body just kept flicking like a circuit that could quite make it around. `` You see now? You have to land right on your heart. That way the bacteria and the curry can seep into your wounds and increase your immune system ten fold. At least that's what I think is going on but, I'm just a vet tech.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know about this James...'' 
 
 `` Just fall right onto my blood marks! The curry cured my autoimmune disease too so you'll be fine! Jump Virginia jump!'' The girl leapt into the air. The angle was right but they had n't adjusted for a difference in height and weight. Her head ran right into the corner- killing her instantly. James ran over coddling her head. 
 
 `` Oh shit! Not another one!'' He looked around, no one was near. James pulled her head off the corner and pushed it down into the dumpster. There were four or five other bodies in there as well. Virginia was just another attempt, you'd think he would've learned by now. 
 
 James pulled out a small pocket knife and sliced off a nice juicy piece of Virginia's arm. He smelled it, then licked it. `` At least I have lunch for later now.'' James let the dumpster lid fall, sealing in the death. He walked with a rhythm, he started to hum `` Its a Small World'' as he left the alley. Just before turning the corner he leaped and clicked his heels together. Now he just had to find dinner. 
 
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