[ WP ] There she is , the Lord High Counselor , self-proclaimed future ruler of Earth and terror of a thousand planets . A smile creeps up on your face as you switch your comm to translate your words into Comeric . You still ca n't believe that it 's you who gets to deliver the news .

The time has finally come. Later today, at noon, the news will finally be announced. It's the news everyone has been expecting, but no one knew what it was actually about. Commercials and interuniversal news had been preparing everyone for the announcement, toting it as `` the change of this Millenia'', but no one actually knew what it was about. 
 
 Except for me. 
 
 As my eyes flitted across the page, o Gasped for breath. This was absolutely incredible news. It would change history. In fact, it would make history. This was a monumental occasion, something that I should n't have been the one chosen to share. It would change the face of the galaxy. 
 
 I was being constantly battered by almost everyone. It'd been known the news would be released for weeks, but who would share it was a mystery. I'd been told personally by the International community, but someone must have leaked it. I'd been harassed all day, every day. At every occasion, every opportunity. People constantly pestered me, wanting to know what I knew. What I was going to share with them. I told them all to watch the news at 6 pm, they'd learn then. 
 
 5:55PM. `` Thank you all for tuning into Galactic Voice, we love you all. now on to the news we've all been waiting for, presented by Eve.'' 
 
 6PM. `` This is Eve, hello galaxy. As you all know, we humans have occupied every planet in the galaxy. From what we know, we are the only beings out here, alone. Somehow, nothing else has ever been able to evolve...'' 
 
 `` Well, we have received news that an extraterrestrial has been picked up outside of the galaxy. We believe it came from elsewhere, but are unsure yet. The interplanetary government has seen this as an act of war, and as such, is enacting Emergency Scheduling 12.'' 
 
 `` As per Goolners Rule, it's well known that when we die, we'll be resurrected next universal rotation. It'll pass in the blink of an eye, and it'll feel like nothing has happened.'' 
 
 `` I'm not sure why the government took this course of action, but Emergency Schedule 12 enables the galactic black hole to explode, destroying the universe. It will occur in exactly 5 hours and 46 minutes, at midnight Earth time. Please take this time with your loved ones.'' 
 
 `` May peace be with you. For the last broadcast, this is Eve, with Galactic News Nightly. Goodnight.''
