[ WP ] You break into your neighbor 's house to steal some stuff . Unbeknownst to you , it is known as one of the most haunted homes in the country . Before you can exit , the Ghost Adventures van rolls up . Now you must escape with a group of people listening for your every move .

My dog was sniffing or hearing or otherwise detecting some serious fuckin' trouble comin' out the house. I was smokin' a fine-ass dooby as he said this, so I was mildly irritated. I took one more hit with my eyes closed before endeavoring to deal with this bullshit situation. 
 
 Looks like it was my cue to pull in to the garage of my house. I got my gun out, and walked around. I heard a creek coming from kitchen. I walked over, and it seemed every footstep of mine had an out of sync echo. By the time I arrived in my own kitchen I noticed semen covering virtually all the silverware that remained inside the cabinets. The furniture was arranged all willy-nilly. 
 
 The fucking couch was positioned just under the HD TV on the wall, incase you ever wanted to turn on the TV so you can look in the polar opposite direction of the visual broadcast. 
 
 Its official. I hate everything. I fired my machine gun randomly throughout the house, and you better believe I heard some more footsteps. Not some echoy bullshit, but some real independent movement. 
 
 `` FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIIIIIIT MY GODDAMN LEEEEEEGSS'' 
 
 I ran over to the source of the sound, and duct-taped my victim. I asked him what the hell he was doing in my house, but he just looked at my face and cried. I called the police to have them settle this.
