[ EU ] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu , what is your method and how did it go down ?

I check my belt. Susie, my Marowak is leading. She can take out Pikachu. Louka, my Lucario is second. I can bring him out to tackle anything else. Edgar, my Gengar can do the rest. And of course if I get into trouble I have the others. So I stepped out of the shadow into Veridian Forest. Ash was heading home and he'd probably be here soon. I bring out Louka, the plan starts. 
 
 After a couple of hours of waiting he stepped out of the trees. Great Misty and Brock are here too. `` Hey wan na battle?!!'' I yell in my best joyful voice. God I hate these charades. Ash, being himself, sends out Pikachu. And so it begins. 
 I send out Susie and she begins the attack on Pikachu. It's thunder is useless. I then tell Louka to use Aura Sphere, it hits Misty in the stomach and sends her flying against a tree. Blood starts dripping down her neck. Brock and Ash then realise I'm not to be toiled with and bring out other Pokemon. I bring out Edgar and my Gardevoir, Anna. I have Shelly, my Luxaray for the water types and a Goodra, Harry, to gain the favour of Goomy, Our Lord and Savour. I wipe out their low leveled team with ease. I finally understood WHY Ash had never become Champion of a Pokemon league. Soon it was Ash and Brock against my team. I recalled Harry and Susie. Susie, for one, had seen enough death. I had Ash and Brock surrounded. Once my Pokemon finished the onslaught I made sure Misty never woke up. No loose ends here. We tidied up left some bits and bobs to incriminate team rocket and called the somewhat useless officer Jenny. Anna used teleport.
