[ WP ] Every person in the world undergoes a `` goodness '' test . It 's designed to give a score from 1 to 200 , where 1 is pure evil , and 200 is an angel in human body . Then the world is divided into 200 zones , where people can live among their own kind .

`` I'd really hoped for a better score.'' 
 
 That was the common sentiment among most of us when our Goodness scores came in the mail. Think: college acceptance letter, except this one your life basically depends on. 
 
 I'd thought that a 160 would be good enough, right? Sure, I'd had some honest missteps in my past, but it was n't like I was cold-blooded. 
 
 Regardless, it's only 40 points from an apparent `` Angel,'' which no human truly is. 
 
 I accepted my score, just like I accepted the test, and began to pack up my apartment. None of us could do much except listen to the president. Since taking office last year, weird policy after weird policy had lead us to this point -- and if it's between moving to another part of the country for free housing and a civil war, you'd probably take the latter too. 
 
 So, I packed my hatchback, grabbed the dog and headed south for `` 160.'' 
 
 It's worth noting that higher scores tended to be where cities once where -- and I can only imagine this was n't by accident. A 190 would land you a cozy mansion in Los Angeles, a 180 might find themselves in a New York penthouse. But me, with my meager 160, we where on our way to Baltimore...
