[ WP ] Many people consider this the end of the world or hell on earth . Me ? I actually like it better this way .

I'm a real badass. They call me `` Blazing Trail''. It's a zombie apocalypse. There's nothin' like mowing over hordes of damn zombies at 300 km/h. Heh, wish I could do that before the Zompocalypse. This was the life. Many wonder as to what I do when I need to eat. Carry a shitload of weapons, that's what. More guns always is the solution. Wan na have a drink at a bar during the apocalypse? Drive a f\*\*kin' tank into the bar and shoot the ever-loving shit out of any poor bastard of a zombie that happens to mosey in. Lastly, I repeat, do n't even bother negotiatin' with any survivors, just take all of what you need. If they comply, great. But if those sons of a bitches happen to put up a fight, make'em sorry they ever mess'd with you. **I AM BLAZING TRAIL. **
