[ WP ] You ’ re a supervillain who really just enjoys ruining people 's days . Summon rain on people sitting in the park , waking people up at 3AM using your sonic booms while flying through the air , stuff like that . You ’ re on holiday when a real villain decides to take your city hostage ... You 're furious .

I read this funny post once on reddit once, this guy made an incredibly convincing argument that `` The Troll'' was the most powerful supervillain known. He pointed out The Troll's ability to control weather to the same extent as that hero, Typhoon, which he of course uses to literally rain on people's parades, he can fly as fast as Captain Fabulous waking them up at all hours with his sonic booms. He pointed out the Troll's invulnerability and strength, quoting the Closed Highway incident where the military finally stepped in and after bombarding the Troll's position with as many ordinance as were dropped in Iraq during the first half a year of the war, then dug his way out of the rubble and then telekenetically removed the firing pins from every military grade rifle within 5 miles, sped around and removed a single link from the treads of every tank and then made his way to the nearest airbase where he replaced the Jet fuel with koolaide and wrote quips about the pilots mothers on the tips of all the bombs. The poster said that we were lucky that The Troll seems to have no desire to kill anyone, just bug the hell out of our city, with a whopping death toll of 1 ( A man he was quick to point out died of a heart attack from fear and his family found a heartfelt apology on their doorstep and a significant deposit in their bank accounts ) he's almost harmless, almost. 
 
 I liked him until he said I was almost harmless, I hope he liked the peanut butter on his sparkplugs. Anyway I think it's time I put his theory to test, you see there I was in Maui, enjoying myself making the sand too hot to walk on and the water to cold to swim in and while I'm raining on an out door wedding and replacing sunscreen with BBQ sauce I saw the news. They said Typhoon was dead, Captain Fabulous was hospitalized, The Boulder was MIA, and Team Paramount had retreated back to their Fortress of Protectitude to lick their wounds, and all at my front door, all in MY CITY. That bastard Doctor Reprobate decided he was going to step in and make my home his center of operations. 
 
 Do you know how many people they said were dead? Almost two thousand! Two thousand! 
 
 So, you're probably wondering why I told you this, two reasons, first I want someone to know I'm about to do a good deed for the first time in my life, they might even build a statue in my honor or some cheesy crap like that, the second because I love that look of terror on your face and wanted to let it last a few more seconds, it's like you actually believe I'm going to drop you off this radio tower. Whelp, time to head home, hold tight to that ladder on your way down, I do n't want you falling, the good Doctor has the only blood that's going to be on my hands by tonight.
