[ WP ] Write the worst possible cover letter for the position you presently hold at your current employer .

This legitimately hurt to write. 
 
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 Hey Megann, 
 
 I hope you doing well. I saw on Monster.com that you ’ re hiring a writer and I know I ’ d be the absolkute best for the job. I ’ ve been wanting to get out of my current gig as a contract admin and dog walker, I believe this job would be an excellent change of face. My job right now is pretty bad, the boss isn ’ t too nice and always yelling at us. I ’ m looking for a new place where I can start fresh and ork my way up through the ranks. 
 
 I ’ ve been a good writr since middle school, where I wrote stories for the school paper and then moved on to doing blog posts on blogspot.com and wordpress.com. I have done a lots of different types of writing from sales to creative or ads. The job I have now is pretty writing heavy, I do a lot of emails and setting meetings and such. I need to write out agendas, take notes and also send out thank yous. I ’ ve been doing this for a while, few months at a time. Over all I have round 4 or 5 years of experiences, which I think makes me indubitable for this role. 
 
 I ’ m also very focused on growth and education, always trying to learn something new and make myself a more important employee. So far I have taken three courses in Microsoft excel and two in powerpoint and two in word. I can use lots of different types of softwares and am pretty quick to learn new ones also. 
 
 I also have great organizing skills as I mentioned earlier with the meetings and agendas. I keep things super clean around here and always have people complimenting me on how clean it is. My bosses schedule is also managed good, I get him to meetings on time usually and always remember to send the emails afterward. I think I could get up to speed fast at your company and be productive quickly. 
 
 I ’ m also the friendliest and nicest person you ’ ll ever meet. I was in scouts for 5 years and made tons of friends. I always get along with anyone I meet and don ’ t never hold a grudge. I ’ m hard to get angry and can stop fights right quick. I only ever didn ’ t get along with my boss now, and that ’ s only due to the factor cuz he ’ s too mean. I ’ m good with any age too, kids and adults, got no problems with anyone. 
 
 Another thing that makes me perfect for this job is the fact that I ’ m super detailed and anal. I always rewrite everything like 5 or six times just to be sure it ’ s perfect. I know you don ’ t want nothing going out that ’ s not perfect so I ’ ll make sure to do that. 
 
 In conclusion, I know I ’ m the best choice for this writer job. Please let me know when I can come in for an interview. 
 
 Thanks 
 
 -T
