[ WP ] You 've been a ghost for the last 5 months now . And you only just discovered this fact .

Recently Greg's life had been a doozy. 
 
 He used to be hungry and tired at regular intervals. In the past five months none of those time consuming needs seemed to bother him anymore. 
 
 With all this newfound time he had taken on going for long walks. He'd been happy to discover that no matter how long his strolls his knees nor soles would hurt. 
 
 The people he passed seemed quite cheerful as well. Everywhere he looked celebrations where ongoing. Flags of the Earth with a weird symbol superimposed hung everywhere, adding to the festive mood. From the cheerful chanting he'd gathered the final war was over and Earth Peace had been attained. 
 
 When the sun rose Greg decided to head to the office. The 17 flights of stairs were easily conquered and soon he arrived in his beloved cubicle. 
 
 Noting the rusty paperclip binding his documents and finding that state unacceptable he reached for his trusty stapler. 
 
 To his surprise his hand faded through the stapler. Reality struck him and tore a ghostly wail from his ephemeral lips. His wailing built and built, reverberating across the telepathic spectra and enveopping the entire Earth. 
 
 On all continents the body snatchers's telepathic hold on humans was torn asunder. Their astral projections were expelled and fled the solar system. 
 
 
 
 
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 Do n't hate me for killing Greg. All it takes is one ptompt where he stumbles into a reincarnation pond to bring him back
