[ WP ] You are a resident of a remote town with a population of around 1300 located in Russia , and have just been besieged by a large pack of 400 wolves . You must hold out until you can get assistance from the government . [ xpost from /r/todayilearned ]

`` Jake, where are the damned spoons?'' My sister, Kat, was always the creative type. Even while our town was being savaged by a pack of wolves, the gears in her brain were turning, working out a solution. `` I think gramps hid all of the spoons during his fit last week. With him gone, there's no way we're gon na find them. Can you use something else?''. Oh yeah, I guess I should mention, we were the only ones in our family left. The wolves came that morning. I saw two of them sprinting out of the woods during our breakfast, and of course, my sister and I stayed inside, working on our character sheets for D & D, while dad, gramps, and aunt Kelli were out front. Those two wolves tore apart our family in the blink of an eye. I figured they were still circling our house, their red eyes scanning for any movement or a way in. `` Kat what're you even making?!'' 
 `` It's alright, I've got a fork.'' She shoved the fork into her metallic contraption held together by rubber bands and ductape. `` Now when I click this button, the fork will spin and catch the gear right over here and it'' ll fire a pellet.'' My sister's contraption was n't going to save us. Yeah, she's the mechanical genius of the family and at 16 is... Or, was, going to the states to do research at MIT, but right then, I realized she was having a serious mental breakdown. Seeing our family killed like that, she retreated to her happy place and really thought she could take on a pack of wolves with her little pellet shooter. `` Kelli, that's a great thing you made, but right now, we need to hide in a safe place. We're going to the basement, come on.'' I grabbed her arm and we ran across the room to the basement door, and I could see outside 50?... Maybe over a hundred wolves prowling around the streets, everyone dead. We ran into the basement, locked the door and turned the lights on. There we were, face to face with the two wolves that were out front, only their eyes were n't red anymore. They looked like they had their fill of eating for the day and were only snarling at us because we came running down. So here we were, thinking we're going to be devoured, and all I had to do is calm the wolves down the same way I calm down any of the big animals at our village zoo. After about three hours of hanging out, keeping the wolves calm so they do n't kill us, we heard the rat-tat-tat of gunfire and the wolves perk up. `` Crap, sounds like the army got here. Kat, stay here, I'm going to go see what's out there.'' As soon as I got to the top of the stairs, I was greeted by two men all suited up. With heavy guns on them. `` SIR, ARE YOU OK IS THERE ANYONE ELSE WITH YOU DOWN THERE?'' The taller guy asked. `` Yeah we're fine... Uh, no wolves or anything here. We're all good, thanks.'' And so we took these two wolves that killed our family in as pets, my sister stayed to help fix up the town, and we're living happily ever after, well, in our own way.
