[ WP ] The director of the newest Marvel movie decides not to give Stan Lee a cameo because it would be too much hassle . Stan Lee does n't take too kindly to this - and neither does anyone else .

`` But why?'' 
 Stan Lee walks down the hallway with the director of the latest Marvel movie, Frank Uld Charles Kratchet the 666th. 
 `` It's too much of a hassle.'' 
 Stan lee then punched Frank in the face, breaking his nose. He then proceeds to give a security camera the middle finger and the camera goes to static. 
 
 `` Stan Lee has been charged with 1st degree murder of Frank Kratchet, simply because he's not in DogeMan. He will stand trial Monday.'' 
 
 The fans did n't like this. There were riots. 173 people died, and 64 of those were police officers. Movie theaters showing DogeMan were burnt. Stores were looted and general chaos ensued. After 3 days of this, Stan Lee and 3 men working on DogeMan went missing. Such wow. 
 
 7 years later, Stan Lee was found, allegedly mentally insane. When he found his house, the doorframe was covered with blood. Many disturbing messages made my a man called Knarf Tehctark and an unidentifiable corpse were found in Stan's house.
