[ WP ] Write the superhero origin story of your username

It is common knowledge amongst the people of Earth that gold comes from the ground. It is also common knowledge that unicorns only exist in one's imagination. However, it is common knowledge amongst other species that human knowledge is wrong. 
 
 The story if gold, the scientific explanation of most precious elements was nothing but an elaborate ruse the Unicorns liked to play on humans. Long ago, they shifted into human form, and blended into the crowd of humans fuelled by their greed. They preached these theories, how all the shiny metals were worth something. Gold was seldom found back then, and when it was, it just so happened to be by a unicorn. Of course, as the unicorns were disguised, they were perceived as humans. They told stories of how they came across it near that lake or that river, and the humans trusted and worshiped their every word for the sole reason that they seemed trustworthy. The majestic aura that all unicorns posessed seem to translate into a godlike quality in the eyes of the humans. 
 
 From then on, they made a living off selling gold and other riches that they had fooled mankind into thinking came from the Earth. However, as it was already established, mankind's knowledge is often wrong, and in this case plain unicornshit. 
 
 And so the unicorns lived on, surrounded in their majestic aura and riches.
