[ WP ] Cemeteries all across the world start charging rent for their `` tenants '' . Evictions are beginning in your hometown for unpaid rent .

They said I have to pay a 100k bucks if I wanted my family to stay. Charged extra for the older graves too. I mean, come on, is it my fault to be the last living descendant of a line going back to 17th century? But the pink-cheeked lady behind the counter would n't listen. `` Just pay the rent, Mr Becalel. Everyone does. It's the law!''. Bitch. Bet she does n't pay a dime. Law my butt. My family has little patience for the laws of nature, not to mention the laws of man. 
 
 I do n't have the money. But what I do have is a particular set of old family recipes. 
 
 Ca n't evict the tenant, if the tenant moves out on their own, right?
