[ WP ] You are the world 's most benign super villain . This is your manifesto .

I'm to slick. To... quiet for them to find me. Everyone else thinks it's the big things that get to people. Poisoning the water supply or filling city hall with laughing gas. That's just too high profile. Of course you're gon na get caught. That's how you get tossed into a happy home or a prison. Me... Me, I'm different. I know it's not the big things, it's the little things that drive people insane. Slowly but surely. 
 
 The little black mark on the windshield that just wo n't wash away. The sound that is n't quite right when you flip on the television. Or how about the radio stations that are always just slightly static-y. Not full white noise but a bit of fuzz in the background. That's my work. 
 
 My favorite one. Oh if only people knew it were me. My favorite one, is that cluster of popcorn kernels that never pop at the bottom of the bag. That was n't easy. No, not at all. It's all about the water content. Dehydrate a couple million of the little golden tears and take it back to the plant to mix it in with the ready-to-ship batches. 
 
 Oh! Or maybe the public bathroom tiling jobs that are slightly off. That one tile that was flipped upside down compared to the others on the floor in the good stall. All you got ta do for that is offer one dude an extra fifty bucks and he'll do it for you. 
 
 It's the little things. Those little tiny imperfections that should be perfect. Those are the things that will turn this city backwards and drive it's populous insane. All in due time. All in due time. 

