[ WP ] The reason she never called you back was because she was abducted by an alien civilization . She adapted , grew , and lead a rebellion to overthrow the tyrant that ruled there . Today she just texted that she wants to go out again .

The polished pine surface of my desk tickled my lower arm. I took a moment and held my breath. I knew if it vibrated again in the next three seconds it was a phone call, not a text. I hate phone calls. 
 
 Silence. Thank god. 
 
 I went back to my typing. My arm was tickled again, but this time I glanced at the phone. A single green icon flashed on the screen. This was n't a new text the phone had a feature that caused text messages to notify you twice in case you missed it the first time. This feature was particularly annoying as it impedes my ability to ignore messages. 
 
 I picked up the phone with the care you might expect from somebody handling roadkill. What could be so goddamn... *Oh you have GOT to be kidding me. * 
 
 I swiped the unlock screen with so much vigor I nearly launched the phone from my hand. My furious taps and swypes echoed off the bare and empty walls of my little office. I was letting the beast out! HOW DARE SHE? I ran out of patience for this shit a long time ago. I gazed upon my fury: 
 
 
 
 `` This is n't Chris. You have the wrong number.'' 
 
 ***Send. *** 
 
 JESUS *FUCKING* CHRIST. It's 7 numbers. Not *that* fucking hard. Idiots.
