[ WP ] To get to emergencies quicker , all Emergency Responders are required to be clairvoyant . This morning , an ambulance , fire truck and police cars show up outside your house . Nothing has happened ... yet .

If I were to tell you that of bizarre things that have happened to me over the course of my life, waking up to every emergency responder in our town waiting outside my house wasn ’ t really that strange or disturbing, I would be blatantly lying to you. This was the most terrifying and insane thing that has ever happened to me. 
 
 Naturally everyone knows that the emergency responders show up preemptively, so I was certain that something was imminent. So, I rounded up the fam and took them out for a brief vacation. All day. We didn ’ t go home once. 
 
 Me, my wife, and all of the kids were worried to go back home. I mean, common, who wouldn ’ t be petrified? I finally convinced them to check the house and see what happened, hoping the danger had passed. 
 
 Everything looked normal. I approached the police chief who was waiting outside his car. I asked, “ Soooo, are we guchi now? ” The chief snickered, “ You ’ ve always been ‘ guchi ’ Mr. Mayor. It ’ s April Fools. ” 

