[ WP ] An NPC in an MMO realises it 's the worst time of all to be active , The weekend . How do they cope ?

`` Greetings! I am general Telesus of the O'Burn clan. For the last few years, we have greatly...'' 
 
 `` Cut to the chase. What do I have to do? What are the rewards.'' 
 
 I am used to this by now. `` Five fox ears. Three silver.'' 
 
 `` BRB.'' He wanders over to General Kalesus standing next to me. They never have time to listen to my story. 
 
 Three more adventurers wander in my direction. 
 
 `` Gree..'' 
 
 `` Skip!'' `` In a hurry!'' `` Gogogo.'' 
 
 `` Five fox ears. Three silver.'' 
 
 More are lining up, gathering all the quests up in a nice bunch so that they can look at their nice little speed leveling guide and get the rewards and run to the next town. I wonder if anyone will care if I am replaced by a goblin tomorrow. 
 
 `` Here.'' 
 
 Someone holds out a bloody pouch at me. I hand him three silver coins. `` Tha...'' 
 
 He throws the pouch at me and runs off to the next General. The pouch lands on my feet. Now there is blood on my shoes. I will be standing in a swamp of blood and fox ears by the end of the day. 
 
 I hate weekends! 
 
 `` Gree...'' `` Skip!'' `` Five...'' `` Ok'' 
 
 This was boring and humiliating. How come I am a General and I am asking random people to hunt one-eared foxes? 
 
 `` Gree...'' She just snaps her fingers in my face. Of course she is in a hurry. `` Three silvers...'' My bored brain comes up with an idea that will probably earn me a letter from HR. `` Dance.'' I was overflowing in fox ears anyways. 
 
 She dances. Well, she was a dwarf, so the animation is not as entertaining as one would expect. For me, it was just sweet revenge. I hand her three silver. She runs off with the exclamation `` Easiest money ever!'' 
 
 To the next person I say `` One silver. One mug of mead from the tavern. Cold!'' 
 
 He stares. `` Mead is eighty copper in the tavern.'' 
 
 I stare right back. `` I know.'' 
 
 `` Twenty copper is not worth it.'' He grumbles but he does as told. After a few minutes I have a mug of mead in my hand as more adventurers crowd in. 
 
 These losers need every piece of coin they can get. They will do anything I say! 
 
 Alright, this is going to be fun after all! 

