[ WP ] Every time a man pees , his penis grows 1cm longer .

We all saw it coming, but all of the men of the world were blinded by their efforts to sport the biggest member. There was no hiding it, new pant designs were created to support one-eyed monsters that grew to several meters long. The only way of actually walking from place to place was by transporting their monstrosities in a wheelbarrow. 
 
 There was a price for their greed and their arrogance. It was n't long before global water supplies were thrown off kilter by the meteoric increase in demand. Prices skyrocketed and wars were fought, all for the biggest dick-measuring contest in history. 
 
 Ironically, every man on the planet was incapable of actually wielding their new-found prowess. Human hearts are not designed to pump that much blood, not unless you want to divert it from other, more important areas, like the brain. 
 
 Men by the tens of thousands started dropping dead whenever they saw yoga pants or a newsstand filled with provocative magazine covers. Before long, there were none left. Not a single man left on Earth, only women. Unless the remaining female scientists are able to perfect asexual reproduction, we are doomed.
