[ WP ] Alcohol is considered to be the most heinous torture device in the universe . Yet humans willingly manufacture , market and consume it .

`` I will ask you one more time, where is the continuum transfunctioner?!'' 
 
 `` I would rather burn... hiccup.... in hell than tell you anything!'' 
 
 `` Fine! Private Zorp, give him another shot of ethanol! `` said Captain Zapp 
 
 `` But sir, I think he's had enough?'' 
 
 `` Silence! Or I will put you in that chair myself!'' 
 
 Zorp pours another shot and forces it down Bill's throat. He ca n't help but wonder why this earthly being has such a smile on his face as he swallows another shot. This potent mix of hydrocarbons is the most vicious substance he knows, he's even wearing gloves to protect himself. 
 
 `` Now tell me earthling, where...'' 
 
 `` Why do n't you just shut up and give me another shot?'' exclaimed Bill 
 
 Zapp turns to Zorp with utter frustration on his face. `` Why is this not working?! Call in doctor Zena!'' 
 
 As doctor Zena walks in she Catches Bill's eye. It was the most beautiful girl he's ever seen. Her long tentacles hanging from her top lip just infatuated Bill and right there and then, he was in love. 
 
 `` Well hello there beautiful, my name is... hiccup... Bill, what's a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this? I love those tentacles hanging from your lip'' 
 
 Just as Bill starts putting on his moves she slaps him very hard through the face. He immediately snaps back to reality seeing a bar tender looking at him strangely and a girl with a little bit of a mustache standing in front of him. 
 
 `` Oh I'm sorry, I thought you were... never mind, barkeep, pour me another whiskey''
