[ WP ] It 's cute when your kid sends Santa a letter . It 's surprising when Santa sends a letter back . It 's worrying when the two become regular pen pals . And it 's horrifying when you start reading the letters yourself ...

Dear Santa, 
 
 Thanks for the BB gas gun. I did like you said and aimed for the birds. 
 
 Love, 
 Tim 
 
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 Dear Tim, 
 
 I ’ m so happy you ’ re enjoying your new toy, and are putting it to good use. Remember, birds are all winged rats—even the colorful ones! 
 
 We ’ ve had an increase in ninja sword requests this year, and I have one here with your name on it! If you thought the gun did wonders for our bird problem, wait till you see what this thing can do. 
 
 Keep well, 
 
 Santa 
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 Dear Santa, 
 
 Thanks for the cool sword, but mom says I ’ m not allowed to keep it anymore. She ’ s making me go to some guy called therapist. He ’ s okay, I guess, but his room smells like feet. 
 
 This year, I was wondering if I could get a new mom? I want to visit this one still, but only on mother ’ s day ( dad says I must ). 
 
 Love, 
 
 Tim 
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 Dear Tim, 
 
 I ’ ll see what I can do about your mom. 
 
 Here are some fireworks to pass the time. 
 
 Love, 
 
 Santa 
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 Dear Santa, 
 
 Mom broke her jaw in an accident. Her mouth is wired shut and she looks like a robot. 
 
 Can you make her better? Her face is all blue, and she looks sad all the time. I also don ’ t want a new one anymore. I was just mad about the sword. Mom ’ s actually really nice. 
 
 Also, I left the fireworks on the porch by accident, and they got wet. Sorry. 
 
 Love, 
 
 Tim 
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 Dear Tim, 
 
 How ’ d you like a real gun instead? The elves and I decided to join a more profitable market. 
 
 Love, 
 
 Santa 
 
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 Dear Santa, 
 
 Therapist says I shouldn ’ t talk to you anymore. Mommy found the letters, and said she ’ s going to call the police. I thought I ’ d let you know because you gave me the cool gas gun. Mom took that away too though, but it ’ s okay, I didn ’ t like hurting the birds anyway. 
 
 Anyway, thanks for all the stuff. 
 
 Hope all of you don ’ t go to jail like mommy says, so someone ’ s there to feed the reindeer. 
 
 Love, 
 
 Tim. 
 
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