[ CW ] Write a story that begins with `` Today 's the day '' and ends with `` I knew we needed the vacuum cleaner ''

Today's the day I decided to let my dog try Tabasco sauce. He does n't care much for human food but ever time I sprinkle that special spicy goodness on anything he comes over and tries to eat it. Well at first I just gave him a spoonful, he went to get some water and I realized I was out too. As I returned from the kitchen I saw him standing over the broken bottle licking up the mess on the floor. About two hours later I heard him let out what can only be described as the strangest combination of moist flatulance and pitiful whimpers you can imagine. That's when I knew we needed the vacuum cleaner.
