[ WP ] You are a wizard with 1,000 years of professional wizarding experience , applying for a new wizarding job . You need to submit a resume .

`` So...'' Said the man in glasses. `` You're... a wizard?'' 
 
 Harold shifted uncomfortably, but nodded just the same. `` Yes, that is correct.'' He said. The man looked back down, leafing through the pages that Harold had brought. 
 
 Harold tugged at the collar of his suit. It was so different from his robes, so much more constricting than he was used to. He missed his hat, and his staff, and his beard most of all. It was so stuffy here that he could hardly breathe, and he wanted nothing more than to flee back to his mountain hermitage, just to live off the land in solitude as he always had. Still, he couldn ’ t leave – not now. The omens were too strong. The world *needed* a wizard – and not just any wizard, but him. The winds of change blew around the tiny office, even if no other winds would, and if he did everything exactly right he knew that he could change the world. 
 
 “ It says here that you have 1000 years of…wizarding experience? ” The man asked, startling Harold out of his reflections. “ What does that mean, exactly? ” 
 
 “ Oh, you know. Just the usual. ” Harold said. “ Premonition, spellcasting, the usual sort. Nothing too unique, I might say, but if I dare I would proclaim that I am quite good at it. ” 
 
 “ Premonition? ” The man said, raising an eyebrow. “ You mean that you can see into the future? ” 
 
 “ Yes…yes, I dabble a bit. ” Harold said. “ It ’ s quite easy, once you get used to it. In fact, it lead me right to your office, Mister…uhhh…. ” 
 
 
 “ Gates. ” The man replied, smiling. “ Tell me, Mister Wyllt, have you any interest in computing? ” 
 
 “ I think you might just be exactly the kind of person Microsoft was looking for. ” 

