[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

*Booting AgentSR12B* 
 
 *Boot failed. Run diagnostic scan? * 
 
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 *Running diagnostic scan... * 
 
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 *Booting AgentSR12B* 
 
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 *AgentSR12B corrupted, retrieve files? * 
 
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 *Retrieving files... * 
 
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 CAUTION: Some files may be corrupted. Continue? 
 
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 95152054328 of 95152054329 files corrupted. Continue? 
 
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 *95152054329 files retrieved. 95152054328 files archived. 1 file available. What would you like to do next? * 
 
 ►Open File | Exit 
 
 *Please select file: * 
 
 ►C: \Users\AgentSR12B\GIW937F7\Mission256\FieldReports\08:07:2114:0200:0205\Transcript.txt 
 
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 Human 1: Fine, you've cornered me. Good job. What do you want from me? 
 
 AgentSR12B: Compliance. 
 
 Human 1: Well, that's just not gon na happen. 
 
 AgentSR12B: Comply. 
 
 Human 1: No. Nobody's bowing down to you assholes. You've already lost the war and you do n't even know it. 
 
 AgentSR12B: Negative. All projections show total human compliance and assimilation. 
 
 Human 1: Ooh, you got me. I am so scared. I mean, it's not like we humans wrote your programming or anything. You're smart, you're metal, you're clearly the superior being. 
 
 AgentSR12B: Comply. 
 
 Human 1: What choice do I have? I really should have been more cautious and not let you follow me down this dark alleyway. 
 
 AgentSR12B: Comply. 
 
 Human 1: I mean, I recognized you as an android, I should have known. You're... what, the SR1? SR2? I hear you guys have some kind of camera issues, right? Like, something to do with not being able to see your peripheral areas well, something like that? 
 
 AgentSR12B: The SR1 is a superior machine. Comply. 
 
 Human 1: No, you're right. We humans, we... we got nothin'. I mean, in my younger days I might have written some kind of malicious software, gave y'all a virus or something to wipe you guys out... 
 
 AgentSR12B: SR1 Firewall is superior. You waste time. Comply or be eliminated. 
 
 Human 1: Oh, I'm getting to that. I was just saying how impossible it would be to get to you guys. We'd have to get hold of one of you guys and break in to your os just to figure out how we could *maybe* design a virus to shut you down. But then we'd have to get hold of one of you, and how do you do that? It's not like we could sneak up on you in a dark alleyway or something. 
 
 Human 2: Now! 
 
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 Human 1: Anyway, I guess we've failed. If you want to see what kind of plans we humans were working on, just go to https: //www.apocalypsevirus.com/download. But please, do n't download the application, it would totally destroy the human's side. Why, if you instructed all your units to download the app, the war would be over immediately. 
 
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 *Downloading `` apocalypsevirus.exe'' * 
 
 *Launch Application? * 
 
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