[ WP ] A 101-year old bottle washed up on a beach with a letter inside . It 's for you .

I park my car beside the bridge over the Arkansas river, the water is down and it's the perfect temperature for swimming. I make my way down the beaten path made by all the people who use this spot for the perfect fishing hole. 
 
 I jump in, the water is a bit chillier than the public pool would be. I watch as a barge rolls past, slowly churning up the river. Something taps my foot, it feels strange so i grab it and pull it up. 
 
 A beautiful glass bottle, etched with the first coke logo with a cork in the top surfaces. There's a note and some rocks in the bottom. What could it be? 
 
 I drag myself to the bank of the river, and walk back up to my truck. I reach in and get my swiss army knife out of the glove box and pull out the cork. 
 
 It's hard to get at the paper inside, i barely pull it out by the ends of my fingernails. my hand trembles as i slowly unroll the aged paper.. 
 
... it's [ dickbutt ] ( http: //i.imgur.com/CE4r5vR.jpg )... It's at that moment that i smell the tea staining the paper. It had all been a trick, the bottle was quite old but clearly the paper was at most a few months old. I should have known better, a glass bottle would n't last long in the currents of the Arkansas river. At least I got a cool old bottle out of it, how can i complain? 
 
 I walk back down into the river and enjoy the swim, my buddy will be here with his boat soon. He'll get a kick out of the random dickbutt, almost seems like something he would do.
