[ WP ] Write a conceptuary . An obituary , except written at the time of conception , not death .

`` On February 15th, 1951, Jane Waldman was born into the open ended arms of a faceless entity. She, after being scrubbed of placenta and blood, was proved to be a beautiful child. Weighing in at 6lbs 4oz, Jane did not prove to be a big child. She was brought to us with shocking gray hair and dull white eyes. The supreme leader, and our wonderful divine ruler, granted this abnormal child a merciful death minutes after birth for she did not conform to our standard upon which our society functions. The parents of Jane Waldman were soon executed for creation of an abomination.'' 
 -The Conceptuary of Jane Waldman, 1951
