[ WP ] A crew of 30 people have landed on the Moon to create the first Motion picture on the Moon . When the crew starts to get suspicious that the movie will actually suck , they hijack the production and end up making something so bad it 's amazing .

“ Sparklers *and* confetti? Are you insane? ” 
 
 “ It ’ ll work, Bob, trust me. I mean, think about it, what ’ s the *one* problem with moon rocks? ” 
 
 “ None. There are zero problems with moon rocks. Because we ’ re on the MOON. ” 
 
 “ They ’ re all so *ugly*. And gray. Just ugly and gray, Bob. And look at that sky. I mean, really. It ’ s so black and boring. There ’ s nothing to see at all. ” 
 
 “ What about *Earth* right there in the middle? What about that, Tony? Don ’ t you think that ’ s impressive enough? ” 
 
 “ Well sure, I guess it ’ s nice and all, but with all this gray boring crap lying around…I ’ m just saying gold confetti would liven the place up. Give it a nice kick. ” 
 
 “ We don ’ t need a kick. We ’ re ON THE MOON. ” 
 
 “ Nah. You ’ ll love it when you see it. ” 
 
 “ Hey…whoa there, hold on! What ’ s Silvia doing with those paper mache arms? ” 
 
 “ Calm down Bob, it ’ s going to be great. She ’ ll hide behind that mound over there- we ’ re going to paint it purple- and when I walk across the camera talking about how we ’ re going to inflate our greenhouse bubble, she ’ ll jump up and wave them around to give the kids back home a good thrill. ” 
 
 “ No. Absolutely not. First, were you wearing a blindfold when you made those? It ’ s like an octopus fell off a mountain and hit a cactus along the way. And why the blazes would you paint the rocks purple? ” 
 
 “ For ambiance, Bob. Now about this script you ’ ve written. ” 
 
 “ What about it? ” 
 
 “ It ’ s just *so* boring. All you do is talk about our water experiments, and food experiments, and gravity experiments, and how we ’ re going to live and all this *boring* stuff I didn ’ t sign up for. ” 
 
 “ What are you talking about? This is exactly what you signed up for! This is a documentary about *living* on the moon. ” 
 
 “ The people back home don ’ t care about our sleep schedule. You know what they really want to see? Danger. Excitement, Bob! Now here ’ s what I ’ m thinking. When you start talking about extracting water out of the rocks, Andy ’ ll come running up and shout that an asteroid is about to hit us. Then the camera will swing around, and Lucy will use the crane to swing this at us. ” 
 
 “ That ’ s a boulder with a piece of rope tied around it. ” 
 
 “ It ’ ll look more real on camera. ” 
 
 “ EVERYONE WILL SEE THE ROPE, TONY. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KEEP THEM FROM SEEING THE ROPE? ” 
 
 “ It ’ ll work, Bob. Stop being so negative! Everyone ’ ll be too worried about our safety anyway. Then, at the last minute, *another* asteroid will come and smash that one out of the way! What a thrill that ’ ll be, right? ” 
 
 “ Oh my God, this is going to be a disaster. ” 
 
 “ Nah. It ’ s be great. Okay, Silvia, let me see those tentacles wave! ” 

