[ WP ] God Works for One , Very Practical , Reason .

God and the Devil talked to one another in a bar in Oregon. No one was there except the two of them. They new that they were immortal enemies forever. 
 
 The Devil spoke, `` So God, I summoned you here to talk to you.'' 
 
 `` What would you like?'', Replied God 
 
 `` I came to tell you why I wanted people to believe in me, instead of you.'' 
 
 God looked curious for a second 
 
 `` Well is n't obvious? ``, said God. 
 
 `` Not as much as you think.'' 
 
 `` Well carry on then.'' 
 
 `` I do n't only want more followers than you to overthrow you and presume the role of `` God'', but believers are my life force. The driving force that keeps my existence flowing and well. When greed, gluttony, hatred, and lust run out, I will too. I work to make people keep me alive. I can not have humans without sin.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Now why would you be telling me this after all this time?'' 
 
 `` I have my reasons for it.'' 
 
 God took a huge drink of his glass. 
 
 `` Looks like the two of us are n't so different after all.'' 
 
 
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