[ EU ] You are a Jedi Padawan , crafting your Saber . However , you get a ... different saber . You are the Jedi of the Rainbow Saber .

`` Hey, hey Jim, what the fuck is this shit?'' It took Jim less than a second before he burst out in laughter, uncontrollably spasming on the floor. 
 `` This shit is not fucking funny dude!'' I was getting angry. I looked around the class, hoping, believing that someone else had a similar misfortune. They were in the same state as Jim. I felt my face get hot with embarrassment. 
 
 `` G-guys, I-I'm not gay, I swear!'' *Fuck*. *Fuck* *Fuck*. I blurted out: `` Maybe I just followed the instructions wrong... or... something...'' My voice trailed off. The other students all had varying shades of blues, purples, greens... 
 
 But *rainbow*?! **Fuck no**. 
 
 `` W-well, y-young padawan,'' Instructor Norris said, obviously trying to contain his laughter, `` it seems t-that-BWAHHAHAHA,'' He took a moment, failing to compose himself, `` It seems that you are chosen to be the Jedi of the Rainbow Sab-BAHHHAAHHHAAA I CA N'T BELIEVE IT. HOW IN THE HELL DOES-'' 
 
 I ran out of the room. I could feel hot, burning tears running down my face. I've never been more humiliated in my life. This can not be fucking happening. I looked at the failure in my hand, growing more angry and furious. That's it. *Fuck the Jedi*, fuck all these bastards. They can all die at the hands of the Sith... 
 
 It slowly dawned on me. 
 
 I'll join the fucking Sith! 
 
 Soon the world would fear me... Soon the world would fear... 
 
 *Darth*... I do n't fucking know Darth Rainbowfucker or some shit. 
 
 
 

