[ CW ] Re-tell a popular/well-known story but do so using a different author 's writing style

> be me, 23 years old, still living at home 
 > Mother died when I was a baby, and father died when I was like 10 
 > Have to live with my bitch step-mom and step-siblings, who are rich but do n't give me shit. 
 > too broke to support myself, and no skills or education to get a job. 
 > I do chores around the house to earn my keep, even though it's a rat-infested shithole 
 > No social life, friends, or romantic prospects either. Basically ready to kill myself. 
 > One day, I actually get invited to a cool kid's party. I freak out; this has never happened to me before. Stepmom says it's cool 
 > I'm stoked. I get everything ready, select my outfit ahead of time, get all my chores done. 
 > Right when I'm about to leave, bitch stepmom tells me I'm not allowed to go, even though both of my stepsisters are going. 
 >'Bout ready to shank a bitch, but I'm a super-beta so I just head back up to my room 
 > My awesome neighbor who kind of looks out for me sometimes comes to my window 
 > decides to bust me out and help me get to the party. 
 > Gives me clothes and lets me borrow her ride for the night, as long as I'm back before curfew. 
 > Thank_god.jpg 
 > Get to the party, everyone is there. Music is bumping. 
 > Most popular boy in town notices me, gives me dat look. 
 > We hang out all night before I realize that it's almost curfew and I need to get back home stat. 
 > In such a rush that I do n't even get to say goodbye, and I even leave my shoe there. 
 > Back home to my jail cell; stepmom is super pissed. 
 > Boy swings by the house with my shoe, looking for me. 
 > MFW he does n't even recognize me and wants everyone to try on the generic size 7 to see who it belongs to.
