[ WP ] A day in the life of the person in the mirror

It should be around that time again... Ah! There he is. How was your slumber? You are looking rather excited today! I also see that you are wearing your lucky underwear! Today must be an important day! I can see it through your shinier smile. 
 
....Ah, you're back and fully dressed now! Is that a new suit? Oh yeah, you first flip it over, and then under... okay now bring it around and then slip it through the slot....aaaaaand presto! That's how you tie a tie. Always happy to help. Now just fix that bit of hair of yours aaaaaaaaand.... 
 
... now I'm alone again...
