[ WP ] Advertise the world 's worst theme park .

Do you love going to the doctor's office? THEN COME ON DOWN TO CHECK UP WORLD! 
 
 Here at check up world, we'll let ANYONE in. However, you will be billed a massive amount unless you bought our monthly insurance pass. 
 
 Once inside, play fun games like, `` how much do you weigh?'' Or `` what's your blood pressure?'' 
 
 Win fun prizes like latex gloves or even old syringes to poke your friends with! 
 
 When you're done with those fun carnival games, take a ride on the colonoscopinator! The new hit roller coaster that shoots straight down a tight and dark tunnel. 
 
 Our prognosis? You wo n't last more than 10 minutes.... WITHOUT HAVING A GREAT TIME!
