[ WP ] Stories must end with `` It was Valentine 's Day . ''


 Straight out from work 
 For some whisky and rye… 
 I remember the first part 
 but then I got high 
 
 Passed out on the bar floor 
 When they told me ‘ Get lost ’ 
 So I rang up a hooker 
 And asked ‘ What will it cost? ’ 
 
 Two minutes later 
 And I ’ m already done 
 A hundred bucks spent 
 But only minimum fun 
 
 As I make my way home 
 It is late in the night 
 Kebab in my left hand 
 And a beer in my right 
 
 I puke on the flowers, 
 outside my front door 
 And once in the bedroom 
 I puke some more 
 
 She ’ s crying and stares at me 
 While I stumble and sway 
 And I suddenly notice 
 Oh shit, it was Valentine's Day. 

