[ CW ] Can you write a dialog that does n't suck where every line is a question ?

`` Did you see where I left the transmogrifier?'' 
 
 `` The what?'' 
 
 `` The transmogrifier, remember?'' 
 
 `` What the fuck is a transmogrifier?'' 
 
 `` Did n't you get the memo?'' 
 
 `` What fucking memo?'' 
 
 `` Did you check your email this morning?'' 
 
 `` Email?'' 
 
 `` You lost your phone again, did n't you?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, what business of it is yours?'' 
 
 `` Well, you obviously forgot about the codes for the transmogrifier stored on your phone, did n't you?'' 
 
 `` What the fuck are you going on about with this goddamned transmogrifier?'' 
 
 `` Are you that dense that you do n't remember what we dumped our life savings in?'' 
 
 `` **THAT** is what you're babbling about?'' 
 
 `` Oh, now you remember?'' 
 
 `` Where do you get off calling it some goofy-ass name like that?'' 
 
 `` Did n't you give me permission to name it?'' 
 
 `` You thought I was serious?'' 
 
 `` When are you not?'' 
 
 `` So, where's this transmogrifier you keep on about?'' 
 
 `` Do n't you remember this is how it got started?'' 
 
 `` Seriously?'' 
 
 `` Dude, do you ever listen to me?'' 
 
 `` Do you ever say shit worth me listening to?'' 
 
 `` Why am I even bothering?'' 
 
 `` Dunno... Because you lack a grasp on reality perhaps?'' 
 
 `` You're wanting me to take your teeth home as a souvenir, do n't you?'' 
 
 `` Oooh... That one pissed you off, did n't it?'' 
 
 `` Do you want me to beat your ass right now?'' 
 
 `` Do you have the balls to try?'' 
 
 `` Where's my fucking transmogrifier at you prick?!'' 
 
 `` Jeez, we're back to this?'' 
 
 `` Why ca n't you ever just answer my questions?'' 
 
 `` Why should I?'' 
 
 `` Maybe to prove you're not a douchebag, perhaps?'' 
 
 `` Did you ever think I'm not the douchebag, douchebag?'' 
 
 `` Fuck this... Do you even want to be part of this project anymore?'' 
 
 `` What do you think?'' 
 
 `` You really want to know?'' 
 
 `` What makes you think I care?'' 
 
 `` Where the hell are my keys?'' 
 
 `` Leaving so soon?'' 
 
 `` You've lost your mind, have n't you?'' 
 
 `` You've lost your transmogrifier, have n't you?'' 
 
 `` Just got ta be a prick, don'tcha?'' 
 
 `` You finally noticed?'' 
 
 `` Do n't you have somewhere else to be?'' 
 
 `` Why the fuck did you call me over here just to be a bitch?'' 
 
 `` Will you just leave now?'' 
 
 `` Now I'm interested, so where's your transmogrifier, or your car keys for that matter?'' 
 
 `` Quit fucking with me, please?'' 
 
 `` You're begging me now?'' 
 
 `` Will you just either help me look for my transmogrifier, or leave? Seriously?'' 
 
 `` Did you check on top of the fridge?'' 
 
 `` Why would I look there?'' 
 
 `` You do n't remember the case of PBR we slammed last night, do you?'' 
 
 `` That's why my head hurts?'' 
 
 `` What about under the bed?'' 
 
 `` Why the fuck would it be under the bed?'' 
 
 `` You're asking me?'' 
 
 `` You're giving me a headache now, so could you hand me the aspirin?'' 
 
 `` Are your legs broken?'' 
 
 `` I'm really going to have to kick your ass, are n't I?''
