[ WP ] The Apocalypse has come , several of them actually . They do n't get along .

In the middle of a large plain near the ocean stood a small boy near a red flaming portal.''FINALLY! After six thousand years of waiting, I shall strike back at Yahweh for casting out my father! The fallen shall be avenged!'' screamed the pale child with the black beady eyes. He called forth his army of darkness, with the four riders and the legions of the damned and at last his freed father, Lucifer the Prince of Hell. 
 
 
 And on the horizon they appeared, the army of heaven. Except something seemed different about them. Not the shining shimmering host that the Antichrist knew was coming. No instead this army was clad in iron armor and were riding giant wolves, and of the three largest of those, two jumped up into the heavens and... ate the sun and moon? The Legions of Hell stared in amazement at the sight of these monsters. 
 
 
 Lucifer asked his son:''Who are those guys, did you recruit them? Because I like their style. With them on our side we will definitely win.'' The Antichrist was at a loss for words. Who were these human-yet-not creatures marching in the general direction of The Legions of Hell. From the dark oceans rose a giant ship that was made of human nails, and sailed by the beach, humongous and dark filled to the brim with what seemed to be humans and fire-demons that joined up with the strange army. Lucifer was pleased:''More? This day just keeps on getting better and better! I am proud of you junior.'' The Antichrist was afraid of what would happen once his father discovered that these were not reinforcements, but he dared not to speak up. 
 
 
 Great clamor arose from both the strange army and the demonic legions when a third group descended from the heavens. It was a great many animals and humans fighting an equally great legion of monstrous beings. The nesperidian beings from beyond the stars, fought against a brave group of giant-dragon-snakes, spirit coyotes and god-humans seemingly unaware of the Legions from Hell and the army of strange beings. In the meanwhile Lucifer rode out to meet and greet the''reinforcements''. 
 
 
''Hail thee, I am glad that you have come to aid in my war against the unjust Yahweh, the creator of all things.'' Lucifer bellowed at the one of the strangers, a tall man with dark hair who was dressed in the finest gleaming armor and who seemed to be a leader among that army.''Yahweh? Is n't that the southern guy who got killed like a little bitch? What is his foe doing here? We are the Jötnar, I am Loki, schemer and warchief and we have come to do battle against Odin the Allfather.'' That did not go well with Lucifer who was angered that the lesser gods had come to intervene in his rebellion, so he struck Loki with his sword of black fire, or so it seemed to him, until the Loki the Liar stabbed him in the heart from behind and Lucifer screamed in pain, it felt like being cast out of heaven again.''Do n't be so cocky you southern weakling. We have come to do battle with Odin, and we will slaughter anyone who stands in our way.'' sneered the trickster at the lord of Hell. Lucifer's mighty wail could be heard by the Legions of Hell, who looked upon the boy Antichrist, who now assumed that this other army was the Host of Heaven in disguise, so he gave the order to charge in and aid the Lightbringer in defeating them. 
 
 
 The third group had finally quieted down. The great feathered dragon-serpent god Quetzalcoatl looked upon the mighty coyote-god Huehuecoyotl, and they smiled, the first of the battles against the mighty monsters from beyond reality had been beaten, although it seemed that two more groups of their ancient foe had come to be the next to fall against the onslaught of the bestial and wild gods of the Aztecs. For while the humans had failed in their charge to strengthen the gods so that the sun could live, they would not fail to defeat the Centzonhuitznahua and their leader, their vile kin, Coyolxauhqui and from her corpse Quetzalcoatl would make a new sun, this time to last forever. So he called Tlaloc to gather the warrior-gods to make glorious charge on the evil star-gods. 
 
 
 Lucifer was the first to fall, and in the War of the End he was the first to die. The Antichrist, now the new prince of Hell he fought fiercely at the center, desperately wanting to avenge his unholy father by killing the lying man. Quetzalcoatl fought against the world serpent Jörmungandr and the demon-lord Baal. Surt the fire-jotunn and wolf Fenris did battle with Azazel and Gadreel while Chalchiuhtlicue wildly striking everything in sight. Gods and demons fought in the greatest battle ever known to be. 
 
 
 Yet as the three divine armies clashed, another two arrived. From the north of the plain came the mighty army of Asgard, led by Odin, Tyr and Thor. They asked no questions, pondered not the appearance of strange beings unknown. All the Aesir and the Einherjar had prepared for was this, RAGNAROK the final battle where all the answers would finally be given and all the world would be torn asunder, yet with a slim hope of victory and renewal. They marched to the sound of horns under the Raven banner of Odin Allfather, the king of the gods. For them, this day was long awaited, and yet not dreaded. They had long since made peace with their death, all that mattered was to make sure that whether they were victorious or not, only that they died with honour and glory. 
 
 
 To the south came a man riding upon a donkey, his thorny crown, his shepherd's staff and long grey robes looked out of place on a battlefield. By his side was his father-who-was-him in the shape of a cool soothing light, who also looked out of place. Yet the legions that followed in their wake did not. Great fiery beings, with hundreds of wings and arms holding great flaming swords. They shone with a light of purity and righteousness, and as the Shepherd of Men charged, they flew ahead, singing hymns and praises to their god. 
 
 
 And from some incomprehensible and unknowable angle of space-time came Kalki, the final form of Lord Vishnu, who would bring the end and rebirth of reality to be. He charged, followed by all the divines of the Hindu to end all of reality, so it could be reincarnated. Kali with her thuggees, Ganesh charging ahead. All fought with zeal and force. 
 
 
 From the skies came thunder, and the heavens were torn asunder as Zeus cast down his lightning bolts upon the many armies, letting the Olympians march downwards, followed by the great heroes of legend, such as Perseus, Odysseus, Achilles and countless others. Poseidon fought alongside his brother Zeus, and Hades unlocked the titans from Tartarus, sending them into the fray, allowing them to alleviate the madness and anger from being looked up since the golden age. 
 
 
 It was gruesome indeed, as Thor's hammer smashed Ganesh's face in with the force of all storms. Mjölnir would return to the thunder-god as he raced towards the two great dragons, one who he alone was destined to kill, Jormungardr and they began their third and last battle together. Nidhoggr came and ate scores of minor demons and lesser Hindu gods until Angra Mainyu grabbed hold of the dragon ’ s tail and brought it down to the ground, where they fought. Baraqiel the fallen angel fought hand to hand with Freyr the norse gods of farmers and fertility. The valkyries rained down upon the fallens angels and fought them in the skies. Michael the Archangel was consumed by Quetzalcoatl the Feathered Serpent, and Gabriel could but weep to behold his brother ’ s death, yet he ran to fight that terrible demon regardless. Yahweh, Odin, Ahura Mazda and Zeus met each other in combat at the center of the battlefield, and the terrible carnage that rose from a battle between four divine chieftains was enough to shatter the very earth around them, crushed continents, raised mountains and evaporated the very seas themselves. The stars imploded and re-made themselves in a cacophony of terror and war. 
 
 In the middle of it all stood one confused child, commanding the armies of hell beset by all sides from all manner of divine armies. A child who had thought his destiny to be clear, destroy Yahweh with his father and then rule over all the domains together with his dad. Yet the terrible tides of chance had washed that destiny away. And now his father had been slain by someone unknown to him. Everywhere great and terrible magic was used that tears down the world around him. What kind of apocalypse was this?
