[ WP ] The story of that kid who sits in the corner of the class and does not talk to anyone .

I entered the room and scanned the faces of the crowd. As usual, none of my 3 friends were in this class. I quietly trudged to the back corner of the class to sit. I was n't lonely or picked on in school, but did n't have the need for a large group of friends. All I needed were those three guys. I plopped my ass down in the goddamn chair that's connected to the fucking desk. You ca n't lean back in these fucking things or sit comfortably at all! Fuck these chairs! My head jolts up just quick enough to see everyone face the front as I realize I had been mumbling this the entire time. I catch the eye of a girl. Quick, look away! This is already awkward enough! Too late, the damage had been done... But she... was that a smile? No, no, I'm just going crazy. The teacher gets up and starts the usual introductory bullshit. Shit, she's going around the room and asking about us, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Our name and one interesting thing about us? What do I say? Shit, shit, shit, she's almost too me. `` And finally you in the back corner.'' I point at myself then turn around to make sure no one is behind me. `` Yes, you.'' The class giggles. Great, first day and I'm already being laughed at. I slowly ascend from my seat, still not sure what to say. I clear my voice and manage a, `` HII'mJoeyandIlikepie!'' before falling back down into my seat. Oh man, the relief! Glad I got that over with, phew! Hope to God I never have to talk again in this class! As I'm wallowing in my relief, a piece of paper seems to have materialized on my desk. What the fuck? Where the hell did this come from? My eyes scan the room only to once again catch the eye of that same girl. Quick, look away! Avoid awkward eye contact! But... she smiled again? This was damn weird. I opened the paper and read the note. `` Hi, meet me at the door after class; ), my name is Regan btw!'' What the fuck is this? My sit in the corner trick has never failed! Why must it fail me now? Human interaction during school is fucking unbearable, let alone with someone outside of my friends, plus it's a girl! This is going to be a long semester...
