[ WP ] Hell has burnt out so they decided to create a New Hell and move everyone there . However , you overslept and missed the move . Now , you 're sealed within the Old Hell as it gets colder and colder .

Shit it's cold. Weather has n't been this awful in hell in Millennia. 
 
 Time to check the alarm.. Fuck. Still broken. I thought I had taken care of that ages ago. 
 
 Luci's gon na fucking ream me when she finds out I've slept in again. Pretty quiet here though, but it seems like the sacrificial fires are lit already. Maybe I'm up early? 
 
 Step out of the hovel. Fuck me, it's getting really chilly. Might just call in. Fuck Luci, she tells me how useless I am. She tells everyone, but she loves to pick on me. 
 
 Ember messenger. Yeah. None of that voice or face to face rubbish. Let's really make this no big deal. 
 
 I'm not screeching out loudly enough? Is the ember service broken *again? * 
 
 Man, fuck this. I'll just go to work. Ugh. Colder than normal today. None of the other Imps are running around... 
 
 Nah, I'll just be the first to work. Luci might actually not rip my wings off. Again. That bitch thinks she's *above* torturing those meat sacks in the chambers. Just because we grow them back does n't mean they need to be torn off of me. That said, maybe they're a bit thicker than before. *Nice*. 
 
 Really? No front guard? Incubus was always a slacker, but she made sure she never pissed Luci off. She led the charge on telling us what to do. How am I so awake if it's still so early? 
 
 Guess I'll stroll in. 
 
 Wait. It's peak torture time. I'm late. Where is everyone? Why are n't the regular screeches singing out? 
 
 Huh. Ember message on the ground... `` PEAK STOP. SEAL STOP. MOVE STOP.'' 
 
 ***... SHIT***. 
 
 I've not run this fast before, my ~~little~~ **thick** nice imp-wings are being worn down. 
 
 Another messenger, just by the soul drain. Shit, this place has n't been locked down this hard since the last time we accidentally dragged Uriel down here. What a fucking piece of work he was. 
 
 Wait. It's sealed. Usually there's still at least a couple of Magogs floating about. What's --.. Oh. 
 
 The move. Oh fuck. Luci will be fuming. 
 
 Least I do n't have work today!
