[ WP ] There is an evil spirit that lives in Reddit . It feeds on good writing . I am calling on you all to kill it with horrible stories !

Once upon a long long ago, just last week, there was a big problem that was n't so bad. It started when the tallest mini dwarf banana tree was over-fed a nutrition free vitamin supplement; the perturbence was short-lived, but the repercussions could still be felt yesterday. 
 
 `` Yesterday,'' bemoaned Character, wringing his tenticles, `` Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so f'' 
 
 `` SHUT UP!'' Another Character shouted. `` At least you have an arc welder and will undergo some personality development in this shitty story.'' 
 
 
 AC *humphed* and stomped off, muttering about adjectives and objectives and objections and objects and.... 
 
 
 And then the ship blew-up and everyone died. 
 
 The End 
 

