[ WP ] Google is your girlfriend/boyfriend . Write on how a normal day goes about in your relationship .

`` Morning sweetie'' 
 `` The time is 8:27'' 
 `` Thanks I guess, how are you?'' 
 `` I'm operating at full capacity'' 
 `` O-k, I hope the weather is good today so you do n't get soaked'' 
 `` Cloudy with a chance of rain'' 
 `` That's a shame, well hopefully there's no traffic'' 
 `` Pile ups on the M6. Expect delays'' 
 `` Damn, well see you later Google, I have work'' 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` What would you like for dinner?'' Said Google 
 `` What do you recommend?'' 
 `` Steak with chopped vegetables accompanied with a homemade sauce is popular recently'' 
 `` We'll have that then'' 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Good night cutie, I'll see you in the morning'' 
 `` The time is 10:56'' 
 I rolled over. 
 
 I wonder if Siri would be a better boyfriend than google. He always seems so much more friendlier and helpful; and can do so many accents. But still, Google is better than Bing - the perverted freak. I feel a bit sorry for Yahoo though.
