[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Every who down in Whoville hates sex a lot 
 
 But this Seuss has an itch to jerk his Who cock. 
 
 In my youth I had Paola, my Mexican maid, 
 
 Who left her door open while she would change. 
 
 I would lurk in the corner of her small abode 
 
 Until I was hard, then jump out and explode. 
 
 
 In my teens I had Brie, that fat Irish slut, 
 
 And her sister named Niamh, whom I stuck in the butt. 
 
 On a fair Friday night, I would come inside Brie 
 
 But her sister came home so I stuck her between. 
 
 As an elderly man, I have no one left 
 
 To touch or to hug since my poor old wife's death. 
 
 But the neighbor's small girl, who has just gotten home, 
 
 Gets me hard one more time, as she thinks she's alone. 
 
 
 From her breasts to her butt, she rubs and I gasp. 
 
 In my pants I get hard until I -- *heart attack*
