[ WP ] A pet was stolen from you some months ago . When you find it again you are faced with a moral dilemma - take it back because it is yours , or leave it because it was adopted out as a therapy pet keeping a drug addict clean .

That's mine. 
 
 If you keep it, we'll only switch places. 
 
 It's probably unhealthy, but I love this thing like a child. When I'm sad, it's sad with me. When I'm glad, it wags it's tail. I do n't have a roommate. I ca n't have a roommate. I can only have a pet. Roommates always leave me, my pet never does. 
 
 You see I'm a charitable person, truly I am. I give and give, until it hurts. My generosity knows no limits, but to give it up for you would be to give a part of myself too integral to recover. 
 
 So please, do not hate me, but that is mine.
