[ WP ] You are legally allowed to commit murder once , but you must fill out the proper paperwork and your proposed victim will be notified of your intentions

`` So, let me get this straight. You lodged a form to announce your intentions of murdering your brother.'' 
 
 `` Yes, that's correct, Officer.'' 
 
 `` Then you went to Bob's Discount BBQ and Firearms warehouse to purchase a handgun.'' 
 
 `` That's right, this was a week ago.'' 
 
 `` So you picked up this firearm this morning, correct?'' 
 
 `` This morning, yes.'' 
 
 `` Then you immediately came here to the residence of the deceased, only to find the door kicked in and your brother's corpse, lying in the hallway, dead of a gunshot wound to the head. Then you called us'' 
 
 `` That's right, officer.'' 
 
 The cop pinched his temple, then shook his head. 
 
 `` So, you wanted him dead. And now he's dead. But now you want us to find out who killed him?'' 
 
 `` That's right! He was my brother, I filled out the forms, I should have been the one to pull the trigger!'' 
 
 The cop shook his head and sighed. Not for the first time, he wished he'd saved his one free murder. 

