[ WP ] Aliens seeking mind expanding substances stumbles across Earth and gets addicted to ...

-Agent Romo, I'm your relief this evening. 
 
 -Thank god. These emergency 14-hour shifts are murder on my feet. 
 
 -Tell me about it. At least it's quite, huh? 
 
 -Yeah, it's not bursting out of anyone's chest or anything. Still gives me the damned heebie-jeebies, though. Freakish thing. 
 
 -It was panicking when we brought it in. Shrieking like a dying cat. I wonder why it's been so quiet. 
 
 -Good question. I wonder what's happening in its head. It seems to me that... 
 
 [ Nothing like this. No, no no. I am floating now. I hover above the cities of my fathers and my many teaching-mothers. Hello, old friends. Can you look above you? Can you see me? Such a rarefied state needs no recognition. I am weightless, and yet have the weight of the world upon me. It is autumn now, the cosmic autumn of the universe. The matter of everyone I have ever loved is within the burning hearts of a thousand thousand quasars, the heat-death an ultimate act of love. I float within the hidden oceans of Europa now, swimming through the silky seas of shivering shoals. Blackness, luxurious. Oh, how those at home are missing it! Oh, how they would weep to know such sublimity! A nebulae now, I. A birthing father-light to stars. I am life. I have life. I am real. I exist. One last reach out into the unknown, a thrust to and hope to caress the great and secret sounds of the infinite liberty. Once more into the horizon. I am here. I can feel you. The sun is here, with warmth and light and now I *am* the light and I *am* the warmth and ] 
 
 -... ever since we put the headphones in there it's been listening to Bach for days.
