[ WP ] Write a truly heartbreaking story that has a character speaking aloud the phrase `` My butt itches . ''

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 `` Hi man, how are you?'' `` Fine I guess.'' `` Well you do n't look fine to me, why are you sad?'' Ben was my best friend and we shared many things together, but there are some things you do n't even tell you best friends. `` I'm lonely man, I really fucking lonely.'' I've been single my entire life. It's not that I ca n't get girls to like me, I a fun guy and not bad looking. `` Dude, then why do n't you take a girl home, like we all do. You're always saying that you're waiting for that perfect girl but when you meet someone, you kind of push her away when things get serious. What's stopping you?'' What is stopping me? I ca n't tell him about my condition. I have the worst rash on my scrotum and butt. No girl will ever like me and so I do n't bother. I prefer to be alone than dealing with the humiliation of a girl finding this out. `` So? What is stopping you?'' `` Nothing'', I say, `` my but itches''.
