[ WP ] In the past , thieves , fictional or otherwise , stole from the rich and greedy to punish them . You are the next evolution , a thief that can literally steal the evil intentions from peoples hearts

Something sinister that you bought, 
 
 Some evil you think I forgot, 
 
 You ca n't hide the things you thought, 
 
 From me because I stole them. 
 
 I take evil memories, 
 
 Thoughts of charging folks times three 
 
 What the price is supposed to be, 
 
 Because I take the thoughts. 
 
 Jonathan was going to lie, 
 
 To take from employees while he slid by, 
 
 And played the law to pay for his high, 
 
 But I stopped him from thinking it. 
 
 You, sir! That's evil! You, ma'am, that's bad! 
 
 All these horrible thoughts you had. 
 
 But I took them all like a passing fad 
 
 Which you now have forgotten. 
 
 But what do I do with the thoughts I take? 
 
 Where do I put them, how do I fake, 
 
 That they poison my mind as it slowly bakes, 
 
 And I only can dwell on the bad. 
 
 Your thoughts of lying? They're all on me! 
 
 Think I should steal this? That'd make it free. 
 
 Who's going to take all the bad thoughts from me? 
 
 Your voices are all in my head. 
 
 Murder! Theft! 
 
 Got any drugs, I'll take all that's left. 
 
 Of morals and goddess I've long been bereft, 
 
 I'm not sorry I do n't give a damn. 
 
 So give me your money, do n't make a fuss, 
 
 I'll only use force if I totally must, 
 
 I'll do what I want, everything or a bust! 
 
 All for me, or an early grave. 
 
 So someone... try to stop me. As if someone could. 
 
 I'll take what I want from the rich to the hood. 
 
 Hah! A gun? Pull the trigger, as if you possibly would... 
 
 Oh! Oh... I'll meet you in hell.
