[ WP ] Karl Marx comes back to life in 2015 , and his first television appearance is a interview with Fox News .

`` Well Bill it's good to be back, thanks for having me.'' 
 
 `` Mr. Marx I want to get straight to the point, do you hate America sir? You are aware of the red scare? You're the cause of all these problems.... innocent lives lost!....economic anti-prosperity?'' 
 
 `` Look Bill I understand how you feel, but the bill of rights, which I know you cite every morning when you wake up, says I have freedom of speech... you do n't want to undermine that would you now? You see, everything you say has a deep root. Something it can clench on too, that always gives credibility to what you say.. The good ol' constitution and her precious bill of rights.'' 
 
 `` Marx, you know you are not coming back on this show right?'' 
 
 `` Always good talking to you Bill, next Sunday evening as usual?'' 
 
 `` Sure thing Marx, I'll spice it up with some *socialization*.'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ Bill has some shit puns lmao....'' 
 
 `` Ok we're signing off....we apologize for that on-air profanity'' 
 
 `` Oh shit.''
