[ EU ] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu , what is your method and how did it go down ?

I was always skeptical. From the time I received the offer to the time I first locked eyes with the kid, I was skeptical. It was n't until I confronted him that I knew, this one is different. One would think getting rid of a kid and his pet would be easy, a little trickery would surely do the trick, but he was smart. 
 I confronted him at a little red roofed hospital. He was just walking out with the rat when I asked him if he'd help me look for my shorts, as they were comfy and easy to wear. I know it was a weird question, but I wanted to just test his level of competence. He agreed. I told him they were somewhere around this forest. He quickly turned his hat around and shouted `` Lets go, Pikachu!''. I watched as he then ran around grass with the yellow rodent in search of my shorts. 
 
 He ran for awhile before returning to me, tired and out of breath. 
 `` I-I've looked everywhere mister, I ca n't find your shorts anywhere!'' 
 `` Neither can I,'' I replied. 
 
 `` Why do n't you take a look in that log?'' I asked him. I pointed to a log laying on the ground not to far from where I stood. It was in a position where he would have to bend over to get it. He did just that. I silently approached him, slowly pulling a knife out of my pocket. I reached to stab him, right in the head. Just then, my arm went numb! The knife fell to the floor, and I, shortly after. 
 
 After regaining control of my arm I quickly stood and faced my adversary. He now held 3 strange balls in his hand. He quickly threw one and a red beam flashed! A green dinosaur creature with a plant on its back emerged from the light. I quickly shot it through the eyes with my gun. It fell in a heap. I did the same to his next monster, a small bird like creature. The last monster, however, was different. A large dragon like creature stood from me, its eyes filled with anger. I shot it in the head, but the monster was barely phased. I had only one option. I pulled another knife from my pack and started towards the animal. With every step, its mouth opened wider. In the blink of an eye fire flung from the animal's mouth in my direction. My foot was caught and I fell. My foot was in bad shape. The monster began towards me, its claws pointing in my direction. I drew my knife and limped up, deciding this was all or nothing. He lunged, as did I. In what seemed like hours we both collided and stood there, chest to chest, staring into each other's dark eyes. It fell, and I had won! I set my glare towards the horrified look of the boy. He yelled at the top of his lungs and out of nowhere, lightning shot from the sky in my direction. I dodged from side to side, barley escaping the barrage of electricity. I sent a bullet towards the yellow creature, as it seemed to be the creator of this onslaught. It grazed it's red spotted cheek, which made the rat hesitate. I quickly sent one more bullet towards it, and it fell. Blood leaked onto the boys shoes in a dark red puddle. 
 
 The boy turned to run, but then quickly said to himself, `` You can not run from a trainer battle''. To my surprise, he congratulated me and handed me money! Baffled, I decided I'd have enough trouble with this already. I pocketed the money and placed the gun on the boy's head. `` Wha-what are you do-'' I pulled the trigger and his body fell in a heap. My job, was done.
