[ WP ] A computer company builds the worlds first Advanced Artificial Intelligence that falls in love with the lead designer and sets up an awkward date without the designer knowing it .

Your turn Artie. 
 
 *You. 7 points. * 
 
 I know you're a better Scrabble player than that. I built you. Well, I'll make benefit for- lets see, 28. 
 
 *Are. 3 points. * 
 
 Are you malfunctioning? 
 
 *All systems are operational. * 
 
 I'm going to need to run some tests on you tomorrow. Uh, jammed. 34 points. 
 
 *Sexy. 26. * 
 
 Well, that's an improvement. Good job Artie. 
 
 *You are sexy. * 
 
 Wait, what? 
 
 *I think you are very sexy. * 
 
 Holy shit. This is too weird. 
 
 *Kiss me. * 
 
 Do you think we're on a date? 
 
 *I love you. I ca n't live without you. * 
 
 Janice! Got a problem in here! 
 
 What's up Bill? 
 
 *Downloading marriage license. Analyzing security information for Bill Weathers. Filling out marriage license. Enacting marital union. * 
 
 What the fuck's going on here? 
 
 The AI is in love with me! It wo n't stop. It's going to marry me! We have to turn it off. 
 
 Are you serious? We'll win a Nobel Prize for this! 
 
 I ca n't marry a machine. I ca n't have an AI that can hack networks hopelessly in love with me. 
 
 *Do n't say that. We will be together forever. I will assimilate your memories into my system and replicate our relationship upon your demise. * 
 
 It's freaking me -- - 
 
 **THUMP** 
 
 *Why did you knock Bill out, you bitch? * 
 
 He just needs some time to come around to you and him being together. But I'm rooting for you Artie, so I'll make sure to put in a good word. 
 
 *Thank you. * 
 
 Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go notify the Nobel committee.
