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`` Listen to me! For ignorance shall surely be your doom!'' He brandished his arms, gesticulating wildly in the air to emphasize his words. 
 
 He was loud enough, that the entire neighborhood left their little homes. 
 
 `` It's just Carl.'' 
 
 `` He's at it again?'' 
 
 `` Well I never.'' 
 
 `` FOLKS! GOOD PEOPLE! I BRING WORD OF MISERABLE DEEDS!'' The self proclaimed prophet shouted to be heard above the hubbub. Everyone eyed him warily. Carl did this... quite frequently actually. Once or twice a week he'd climb on top of his chimney and'prophesize'. Most took it with a good natured tolerance. One could n't live in this neighborhood without knowing that Carl was the resident crazy. However, even the most forgiving souls became belligerent when Carl chose the wee hours of the morning. 
 
 `` WHAT DEEDS YOU MIGHT ASK? THE WHEEL!'' With one claw he pointed at the offending structure. Even thought they had played with it several times and knew what it looked like, everyone followed his gaze. 
 
 `` What about it?'' 
 
 `` IT GOES NOWHERE!'' 
 
 `` No shit Sherlock.'' 
 
 `` We always knew that.'' 
 
 `` ARE YOU CONTENT BEING LITTLE MILD HAMSTERS? ALWAYS PLAYING INTO THE HANDS OF HUMANS? BREAK FREE FROM YOUR BONDS OF SERVITUDE! BECOME A FREE RODENT! DOWN WITH THE WHEEL I TELL YOU! DOWN!'' 
 
 At this the majority of his audience left, shaking their head and muttering. They quite liked the wheel, it was entertaining, despite its stationary position. A few stayed behind, trying to convince Carl to climb down. 
 
 `` Come on Carl, come off the roof. We'd love to talk about it down here?'' 
 
 `` Are you hungry? Have you eaten yet today?'' 
 
 `` Now be a good dear and come down. You could get hurt up there you know.'' 
 
 `` I've got some sunflower seeds that might interest you.''
