[ WP ] lycanthropy has just been recognized as a medical disorder with all of it 's supernatural aspects confirmed as symptoms .

`` Honey! Honey, they've done it!'' 
 
 `` Hi mom, what's—'' 
 
 `` It's all over the news, it's official, sweetheart, they've really done it. They're putting billions into the cure, the first public trials open tomorrow, you can—'' 
 
 `` What? You know I never watch—cure for what? I've only got a few minutes before I have to get ready for work, can this wai—'' 
 
 `` For—you know. Your *condition. * You can get help now darling, they're going to figure out how to fix you, you do n't have to hide anymore—'' 
 
 `` Mom. It's not a *condition, * I do n't need to be *fixed, * so bully for other people but that's got nothing to do with me. I've got to get to work, I'll call you next—'' 
 
 `` But sweetheart, they'll be able to help you soon! You can have a normal life again, you can meet someone and—'' 
 
 `` Yep, everything's still great with Sam, thanks for asking. I'm going now. Do n't want to be late to tear up a bunch of meat, throw in some pieces of organs, stuff it all into intestin—'' 
 
 `` *Honey! *'' 
 
 `` And then have a nice dinner in for the full moon. Bye mom.'' 
 
 `` Honey—!'' 

