[ WP ] `` Let grandpa tell you about the time he participated in the great cyber-war of 2018 . ''

It was n't like the other wars kids, this one had no trenches. We used no guns. The violence was all fought up in our minds and on our screens. There were but two factions, left and right, we fought for control of ASH but we simply could not do it in the end. The world tossed us out after we failed, the others one and the country- the world really- made the gravest mistake they could: `` Twitch played Rattatta''. It took us months to get the badges and the necassary team, left kept fighting for control at every turn but we managed to out flank them with just our numbers. We constantly inputed `` right'' commands through all ours of the night. We worked in shifts in homes and tied our internet connections together praying to our Fossil god that Google Fiber would grace us with it's power. I was once the fateful man that chose to let our Charmeleon evolve to the Charizard we needed so desperately at the end of the eight gym- all others had faltered but I typed on, refreshing the page and spamming it with entries of `` A'' which was our secondary responsibility to going right. When we whited out, well we knew all would give up hope and the battles spiraled back towards Pallet town to fake masturbate in our bed at our mother's place having been one to come as close as any other but eventually losing out to our neighbor. I'll never forgive those leftists, now our clothes are all produced by Kanye West because those trolling teeny-boppers resurrected him as an AI of fashion and our governemntal system is put to the same spamming test and run by Twitch only to force out the old people who ca n't spam the keyboards fast enough. Do n't be like that child- the cyber war of 2018 started us down this terrible path- you must find a way to reverse the trend!
