[ WP ] A man forgets to water his potted plant for a whole week . This negligence starts a long chain reaction that leads up to World War III .

My plant had died. 
 
 Because my plant died I went to the store to get a new one. On the way there I cut a man off in traffic. The light changed and I was in the right of way thats the important part. 
 
 The man I cut off was an ambassador to Russia, back in North America for a quick visit with other officials. 
 
 He was on the phone to a Russian Delegate he was making peace treaties with should escalations ever occur. 
 
 Because he was cut off he began to scream obscenities into the phone. Before he could explain the Russian Delegate had yelled back and hung up the phone. Before he could call back the Russian had contacted other Delegates to begin non aggressive hostilities. 
 
 This rise in hostilities led america to getting scared so they prepped their nuclear arsenal just in case. 
 
 The Russians found this out and followed suit. 
 
 Each country was pointing everything they had at the other. 
 
 The water from my potted plant caused a short circuit in my home. Which caused a fire at the local power station. Which was in Washington. 
 
 This led the missile Silos to fear Washington had been attacked before they could send the codes. 
 
 Because of this one over enthusiastic general decided to launch. 
 
 Because of this Launch all of Russia launched. 
 
 Because all of Russia launched all the american silos launched. 
 
 And thus ended the world.
