[ WP ] Eminem was right ... There IS a Slim Shady in all of us . They all begin to `` stand up '' and make themselves known .

You act like you've never seen a Reddit writer before 
 
 Prompts stacked to the door 
 
 Like we could n't write anymore 
 
 Reddit writers galore 
 
 Most of them bored 
 
 Ready to write anything. 
 
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 It's our duty to.. 
 
 `` Oh wait, no wait, you're kidding'' 
 
 `` He is n't following the prompt correctly, now is he? 
 
 And ArranMars said.... 
 
 Nothing, you idiots, ArranMars posted this shit originally, did n't he? 
 
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 Feminist writers hated Eminem 
 
 tika tika tika, slim shady did n't give a fuck then 
 
 But look at him, waltzing around 
 
 Recording with'you know who' 
 
 Signing artists like'who the fuck' 
 
 *'' Yeah, I know, that album sucked. `` * 
 
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 He's definitely got a couple of screws up in his head loose 
 
 But no worse than millions of white kids in their bedrooms 
 
 For hours, just listening to his tunes, they were like mushrooms 
 
 Bringin images to high schoolers' brains like bad cartoons 
 
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 Your daughter's fuckin hot, your daughter's fuckin hot 
 
 And if I'm lucky, you'll set us up, but probably not 
 
 And that's the message Shady was selling and I bought 
 
 That I can say a bunch of shit and not get caught 
 
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 Of course I knew what intercourse was 
 
 But not before fourth grade 
 
 That's a bit young, I'd say 
 
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 We ai n't nothin but writers 
 
 Well, all of us are typers, but it's the same thing inside of us 
 
 But if we're all at work, like I am 
 
 It's hard to find time to write rhymes the way that I can 
 
 But if you feel like I feel, I got ta wrap it man 
 
 Yelling like a mad man, here's the chorus for my fans 
 
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 I'm slim shady, yes I'm the real shady 
 
 All you other slim shadys are also slim shady 
 
 So wo n't this shady paradox please just stop, please just stop, please just stop... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

