[ WP ] I do n't think you understand the gravity of this situation .

The man ran. Notebooks held in the crook of his arm and coat flapping, he dashed through the streets, drawing the attention of many passersby. Arriving at his destination, the man knocked on the door. His friend Oswald opened it to see him panting. 
 
 
 “ What happened? ” said Oswald, worry incarnate “ Come in before you faint. ” 
 
 
 Nodding his thanks, the man shambled inside and dropped himself on a chair. 
 
 
 “ I get it now, Oswald, it all makes sense. ” 
 
 
 “ What do you mean? ” 
 
 
 “ See, I was at the park just half an hour ago when it hit me. ” 
 
 
 Oswald knew his friend could take his time explaining things so he just waited. 
 
 
 “ What hit me you ask? An apple! It fell on my head. It fell, Oswald. ” 
 
 
 “ So what? Things fall all the time. It ’ s what things do. ” 
 
 
 “ Yes but why do they do that? I have the answer now, thanks to that apple. ” 
 
 
 “ Why do you even care, Isaac? Why should anyone care? ” 
 
 
 Isaac glared at his friend and sighed. 
 
 
 “ My friend, I do not think you understand the gravity of this situation. ” 

