[ WP ] Days before impact , it 's been revealed that world governments have been preparing shelters for the rich and powerful to survive an apocalyptic comet strike . The thing is , the comet missed .

It's been six months. Six months since the world looked up into the sky. Six months since I looked into Julian's eyes... and we fell to the floor laughing. But let me start from the beginning. 
 The world was 2016. Karma had been a bitch all year long. Celebrities and good people dying left and right, some bad elections, we thought everything that could go wrong, would go wrong. In a way it did. But not for us, `` low lifes.'' 
 In january 2016 the scientists detected an asteroid coming straight to the Earth supposed to kill us all. The goverment did what they always did... cover their own asses. Spaceships, bunkers, colonies on the moon... and Celebrities did what they did best... shell out their millions to be on those rockets. They never tried to warn the civilians, fearing `` panic'' and `` revolt'', `` mobs'' and etc... nobody knew anything concrete, only the scientists. The impact was predicted for 25th December of the same year, and accordingly, everything was done two months before. The world governments and celebrities entered their rockets and scrammed. They would live on the spaceships until the Moon and Mars bases would be complete. 
 The religious and other nut jobs commited suicide, and for first time in thousands of years, we had a world without corruption. 
 The scientists waited until the big wigs were all gone. 
 `` Alright folks, they're gone. Lets celebrate for a few days and then we'll hold the elections.'' 
 The comet was never bound for Earth... but it would pass straight through where the mighty were told they could watch the show in safety. 
 Karma's a bitch... 
 So far, it's been a great 2017. It started with a great bang of fireworks.
