[ WP ] Your name is Death . You work 168 hours a week as the reaper of souls on planet Earth . You 're living on just a couple bucks above minimum wage , you like to travel , you have a crush on the reaper on planet Xenor and you secretly take 4 sugars in your coffee . Today is your first ever day off .

They call me Death. The Grim Reaper. The Pale Rider. A dozen other names that frankly are n't important, because really, all those names no longer matter. I could have gone on until the cows came home, really I could have. About what? Humans. Ages and Ages of humans. One of the most impressive species around. Real winners those ones. Currently I was laid out on a beach. Drinking something I had grabbed from behind some empty bar. I had always wanted to just sit on the beach and stare at the setting sun. It was quite nice. When you are busy a being as I was you really do n't have the time to stop and smell roses. 
 
 Now though, I have all the time in the world. I've dueled countless mortals, and won every time. I've played every imaginable game known to mankind. I've played board games, card games, games of chance, video games, hologames. I've assembled a team to play baseball with for God's sake. I have done so many things in my long term of existence. All as a part of my job. Not once have I ever had the chance to just stop and appreciate the beauty of creation. Finally, today is that day. It's been a long time coming. My day off. 
 
 I take another long drink of... rum? Not sure. Never was much of a drinker either. Of course I'll have plenty of time to find out. I have n't been fired exactly, but the simple matter is that I'm no longer needed. There just are n't any humans left. I was kind of hoping I'd get a day off before they all blew them selves to kingdom come, but alas it was not meant to be. As long as two people existed on this planet, one of them would want the other dead. Thereby invoking me to watch and reap their souls. I've got the rest of eternity left as well to work on my bucket list before the universe expires. I've been thinking of visiting Xenor. I here they have a rather lovely reaper their.
