[ WP ] The rich and famous have to do deals with the devil to reach their current positions but at their death the devil sends one of his angels to collect their souls . Tell me about the average day of this angel .

`` Satan, I've had about all of this I can take!''. Steve the Reaper stood before the lord of the damned, his skeletal fists shaking with rage. `` All you've had me doing these past few years is taking the people they actually like! I gave up a good career at a big law firm, and the first thing you have me do is go get Michael Jackson!'' 
 
 `` Steve, that was almost six years ago, and he made a FEW deals with me that he had to pay for. Why are you still bringing this up?'' 
 
 `` It's not just that, Satan. The next year you had me go get John Wooden, J.D. Salinger, and George Steinbrenner! People liked them!'' 
 
 `` Now now, Steve, do you really think they did it without help from me? Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Bill Walton are two of my nephews and Derek Jeter is my second-in-command. As for J.D. Salinger, I hated Catcher in the Rye, so I just had you bump him off.'' 
 
 `` What about Mandela, or Steve Jobs'' 
 
 `` Have you looked in the Hell Dictionary under'Madiba', Steve? It roughly translates to'my college roommate'. Steve Jobs was called here because our admissions processing software was out of date and clunky, and he's streamlined the whole thing. Plus, with all of the new light, thin, and interconnected devices he came up with for us to use, we just project all of the fire and brimstone now, and we have so much more space to store the souls of the damned.'' 
 
 `` *sigh* Okay Satan, I guess you had your reasons for taking them. But think about how I feel. You keep telling me to go take all of these beloved people, and then I do, and then everybody bitches about how they're gone, and how much it sucks, and how unfair life is, and why ca n't somebody annoying die for once. Ca n't you just throw me a bone here?'' 
 
 `` Fine Steve. I'll let you collect on this guy's agreement. He calls himself'Bieber', and he's getting ready to outlive his usefulness as a teen idol. You go up there and collect what he owes me. But you're going to be collecting a few popes when you get back...''
