[ WP ] You are an astronaut that has just touched down on Mars , and , after some digging , find that the planet is made entirely of chocolate . You must now report back to Mission Control with your findings and convince them .

`` Houston we have a problem..'' 
 
 *'' Houston to Michaelanlo 1, we acknowledge you have in issue and your 10-2 on the reception. Report your issue. `` * 
 
 
 David who had wanted to be a astronaut since he was a young boy, had always dreamt he would get to make some famous line that would go down in history.'' Hearing Neil Armstrong say `` One small step for man, one big leap for mankind,'' gave him goosebumps he'd listen to the transmission and he knew he'd go down in history.. He could feel it in his bones, the thoughts made him warm, even while he was in the vacuum of space. 
 
 
 The crackle of the built in headset came back to life. 
 
 *'' Michaelangelo 1, this is Houston do you have a copy? What's your 20? `` * 
 
 `` Uhhhhhm you guys wo n't believe this..'' 
 
 *'' Michaelangelo 1 please report your issue'' * 
 
 
 When David first stepped off of thithe ship he marveled at the vast beauty of the red planet, he reported his touchdown and began to dig approximately 100 yards from where Michaelanglo landed. After digging for what seemed like forever he managed to notice that the dirt he was collecting almost seemed like it cut through like butter. After filling the sample jar he made his way back to the ship to do some testing on the samples. 
 
 
 `` Houston the soil that I've retrieved from the dig site, well its like nothing Ive ever seen before.... Well I have seen it before..'' 
 
 *'' Please specify'' * 
 
 `` Houston, the samples I dug up are chocolate'' 
 
 *'' Michaelangelo 1, please repeat last transmission, we misundunderstood. `` * 
 
 `` Chocolate, you know like York patties, or Milky Way bars.'' 
 
 *Micaelanglo 1, we get it. Its April Fools Day. Haha you've been up there working hard and you need to blow off some steam. We'll have a nice and big Mars candy bar waiting for you when you break the atmosphere'' * 
 
 `` I am absolutely serious right now'' 
 
 *'' Haha yeah right David, you're always such the jokester'' * 
 `` FINE! YOU DONT BELIEVE ME? SWITCH TO THE LIVE CAMERA FEED AND I'LL GET MORE SAMPLES.'' 
 
 David puts his gear back on and steps out into the giant red desert and begins to dig. After digging about 5 feet he holds up a piece of chocolate to the camera and claims he's going to eat it when he gets back into the ship. As he is making his way back to the ship he hears once again that familiar sound of the radio kicking on. 
 
 
 *'' Michaelanglo 1, although you are so worked up on trying to pass this joke off on us, Steve saw movement, heading your direction via satellite, and we want you to investigate. Its about half a click to the north northeast. `` * 
 
 `` Its not a joke but 10-4, Wilco Houston.'' 
 
 
 David turned to his right slightly and thats when he saw it... Saw them... as they neared David started spouting out physical characteristics. 
 
 
 `` They're Martians! Short, orange skin, and green hair'' 
 
 *'' Try to make contact Michaelanglo 1! `` * 
 
 `` The Martians are to far away but it sounds like they are chanting something.'' 
 
 
 ^^Oompa ^^loompa ^^dippidy ^^dooo ^^thaaat ^^chocolate ^^waaaaas ^^not ^^for ^^you 
 
 `` Hard to make out what they're saying'' 
 
 *'' Michaelangelo 1 what is happening? Video feed has fallen'' * 
 
 `` OOMPA LOOMPA DIPPIDY DOOO'' 
 
 *'' DAVID DO YOU HAVE A COPY!? `` * 
 
.... 
 *'' I think we lost him'' * 
 
 
 
 
 
 EDIT: Typed this on a phone please excuse grammar and other things. 
 
 
 
 
 

