[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Peter the skeeter is quite the man 
 
 Attracts all ladies from Zornsboon to Babstan 
 
 They come in Scootbooters, Criznozers, and Boombrums 
 
 Just to get a facial from his thick ropes of cum 
 
 It get's in their eyes, their mouth, and their noses 
 
 Peter exclaimed, `` All you ladies are quite lovely hoeses!'' 
 
 With a rub and a tug, Peter was done, 
 
 `` Give me 5 minutes and I'll be on to the next one!'' 
 
 Peter, you rascal, you scoundrel, you scamp! 
 
 Not a moment of rest until you nail every tramp 
 
 These hoes come from miles, ca n't you tell, do n't you see?! 
 
 They've come to get plowed, by yours truly 
 
 So stiffen up, look alive, and get ready, 
 
 This next little bitty appears quite heavy 
 
 Yes it's true, it's your favorite, I do know that 
 
 To be smothered with love, and 400lbs of fat 
 
 She came and knelt down, and Peter did smile 
 
 `` My dear, please stand up, you'll be here for awhile.'' 
 
 For there was one truth that withstood all debasing 
 
 Peter the skeeter absolutely loved chubby chasing 
 

