[ WP ] The King of Clubs declares war on the Queen of Hearts .

The King of Clubs he did decree 
 
 A war that cards before didn ’ t see 
 
 The bakery of Queen of Hearts 
 
 poisoned clubs jack with dodgy tarts 
 
 Recruting spades he king did yell 
 
 did a hole, take her to hell 
 
 My son will not have died in vain 
 
 as diamonds cut through window pain 
 
 And in throne room came 6 ’ s and 7 ’ s 
 
 clubbed down by aces, send to heaven. 
 
 The lower cards their best did try 
 
 got wiped out like a binding eye 
 
 The other royals had fled the pack 
 
 with what they could upon their back 
 
 The jokers slilent, laughed no more 
 
 but lay in pieces on the floor 
 
 He stood there laughing, Ten of spades 
 
 at all the mess that he had made 
 

