[ WP ] A blizzard strikes during a massive comic book convention , completely isolating the building and the attendees , most of whom are in costume . Then there is a murder . And as you made the mistake of dressing up as Sherlock Holmes , everyone expects you to solve it .

With the aid of some Batmans and she-Batmans I had interviewed all the Lokis and Jokers. I had some suspicions about the Lokis have brothers, the Deadpools and possibly a corrupted Thor. That was before I noticed something on the body, the head was bludgeoned in with what appeared to be giant metal disc and the wrist had burns as though they had been tied with rope. I could n't imagine anyone who so envisioned American patriotism dressing as Captain America and bludgeoning this 600 pound Superman to death. Could it have been a Wonder Woman, her views of feminine superiority causing her to bash in this pudgy man of steel? It would certainly explain the post mortem castration ( hence the Loki interviews ). Maybe an overzealous Spider-man, he may have been voted the most relatable super hero of all time, but as long as the big man in blue was around he'd always be playing second fiddle to Supermans host of powers. 
 
 To make matters worse, the only Watson to show up today was not a sexy Asian lady, but a prepubescent 10 year old his mom had dropped off with his gothic older sister... or maybe she was a poorly done Harley Qinn, I do n't know. One thing for sure was that him spilling Animal Cracker crumbs everywhere was no help. 
 
 The blizzard was telling me something, but I could n't find anyone with ice powers or weather control. That's when it hit me, the inconsistencies, the bad writing, the humiliating way the body had been left ( oh yeah, his balls where in his mouth and a bunch of comic books were shoved up his ass ), the terrible murder of a beloved icon. It had to be an Aquaman! It was at this point that I happened to hear Jason Momoa bragging about how he killed that fat guy on his poor rascal scooter, but in my gut I knew he had n't acted alone... 
 
 To be continued!?
