[ WP ] It turns out that when you focus for long enough , you can control time and space . Trouble is , you have ADHD .

So, yeah, I can control space and time and stuff. I just got ta focus, like a chess player. I wonder where the name `` chess'' comes from. 
 
 Anyway, I'm a new superhero, like Superman. I should watch Batman v Superman, it's been queued on my Netflix account for like a month. I should also finish Breaking Bad; I still have n't gotten past season two. Heh, *say my name. * 
 
 Alright, alright, focus. Focus! I can focus. I just have to clear my mind... yes... just like that movie, Wanted. Except I can curve bullets without formal training. Training. I bet Sir Topham Hatt trains. Ha! Puns. 
 
 Okay, my mind is clear. Clear as a frickin' diamond. Diamonds are cool. I should turn those pennies in my change jar into diamonds. Boy, that'd be cool. A jar full of diamonds. I can propose to, like, a thousand girls. Would they accept jar diamonds? I mean, I would. A guy that has jar diamonds must be pretty rich. I should make myself rich and by a bunch of Lamborghinis. Knawledge! Ah, memes. 
 
 CON. CEN. TRATE. Like lemon juice. Ooh, now I want lemonade. I think I have some lemons in my frige. Eh, but my blender's broken. Maybe I can buy a new one with my jar diamonds. I wonder if diamonds would blend in a BlendTec blender. I'd pay to see that. Diamond smoke! Do n't breathe this! Why does he tell the audience not to breathe stuff if he said not to try it in the first place? Like, really. 
 
 Wait, did n't the police chief tell me about how all those people were going to die if I do n't defuse that bomb with my mind? That reminds me, he looks like Commissioner Gordon from those Batman movies. **WHERE'S RACHEL?! ** I should return those disks to that Redbox in the supermarket. I have to return some video tapes. I should re-watch American Psycho, another Christian Bale film. I still have it on Blu-Ray. 
 
 Fuck it, I'll just take some Adderall. 
 
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