[ WP ] You are sent back to the middle ages armed only of your iphone .

The small buzz reverberated through his armor and jerked him of his reverie. He had been remembering his home and the pleasures of his mistress, now he was distracted and left to scramble through his armor to find whatever animal must lurk there. After a moment of searching he began to give up. He slowed his search and finally returned to his homeward musings as his horse pressed onward along the old brick road. 
 
 A while later he felt the buzz again. Certain this time of an animal lurking deep inside his Armour, he threw himself from his steed and disrobed himself. His plate mail came off revealing a brightly colored pink and green shirt proclaiming something in a foreign dialect. He fumbled with his clothes until yet another buzz drew him to a patch of cloth on the front of the shirt. 
 
 He reached up and ripped it free letting the cloth tear and reveal a silver being free fly from his body. He jumped back as it hit the ground and bounced across the soft grass it landed on. `` What in the name of the Christ is that?'' he shouted as he stepped backwards. 
 
 `` Hello, my name is Siri.'' The knight shrieked in a slightly higher pitch before releasing his sword from its scabbard and cleaving the demonic Creature in two. He panted slightly before pulling his armor back on and remounting his house. Perhaps it was time to rethink this mercenary business, at the least he would be leaving strangely dressed strangers alone from now on. 
 
 He made to start riding away, when the bracelet he had on his hand vibrated and lit up. `` Hello, you seem to have broken your phone. Would you like to call customer support?'' 
 
 -- - 
 
 The bar was dimly lit and hardly any people were still remaining inside the shabby area. At the end of the bar was a haggled old man with a stump in place of a hand and a cut out eye. 
 
 `` Is he a war veteran?'' The people would inquire of the barkeep. 
 
 `` No, he is haunted by the demons.'' The knowledgeable nods would be shared as the old man twitched and shook before sipping on his next drink.
