It 's the year 3120 and the Miss Universe pageant has begun . The Humans have been on a century long win streak but one contestant looks exceptionally promising this year . [ WP ]

She glided through the doors with all the grace and ease that she knew the other girls could only dream to mimic so naturally. She had practically glided over to the receptionists counter, where she'd put on her most benevolent smile and asked, `` How do I join the Miss Universe pageant?'' 
 
 The attendant behind the desk stammered. `` Well, um, Miss I-I do n't really think that's how it works.'' The man took a good long stare at her. `` But, um, maybe we can call someone to see if there's any exception.'' 
 
 She gave him an encouraging smile that concealed a snarl. `` Please do.'' 
 
 He gazed at her, starstruck. `` R-right. Well for now, do you mind filling out this form?'' 
 
 She nodded. `` You may.'' 
 
 `` Right,'' he repeated, this time with a confused type of stare. She felt herself growing impatient. `` What country are you from?'' he asked. 
 
 For the first time, she hesitated. Should she save her big reveal for the end? The man decided for her. `` We'll start off with an easier one. What's your name?'' 
 
 `` Llanf'k Airpwllgwyngyll.'' She saw his eyes widen. She racked her brain for a more human name. What did the last of her kind who visited go by? `` But you may call me Helen.'' 
 
 He nodded and scribbled down her answer. Then he opened his mouth to ask another, but she raised her hand to cut him off. `` I tire of your questions. I will return to my chambers in whatever the nicest room you may provide me with is. You may retrieve me once the festivities begin.'' 
 
 She walked out of the room, feeling all eyes on her once more. She paused and turned, and they averted their eyes. She smirked, deciding to let them get a glimpse of what she was capable of. She let her hair change from a sleek black to golden curls, and gave herself a smaller, more form fitting dress. She winked at the receptionist whose jaw dropped. 
 
 Then she materialized sunglasses into her hand, and walked out with a grand flourish. She would have much fun with the Humans. The silly, pathetic creatures who thought to insult them with a title such as Miss Universe. Oh yes, she would show them a Miss Universe indeed. Her eyes glistened as she considered the possibilities.
