[ IP ] Age 24

Today, I find myself in a rather poor mood. The day started out well- I had finally saved enough to go for that lunar visit I had dreamed of my entire life. Upon landing though, I found it was not quite as interesting as I expected. I probably should have figured this out before I left, but being here really hammers home the fact that the moon is really *dull*. Honestly, the low gravity got old after the first twenty minutes of pretending to be Michael Jordan and Jackson. Colossal disappointment. Hitting the lunar bars was no better. These moonie chicks are really stuck up! As soon as I mention I'm from Earth, they put on this look of disgust, like I was from some backwater country. All in all, the moon has been terrible so far. 
 
 I was hoping to catch the early return shuttle back home, but it looks like those annoying Giriantiorians finally decided to invade, and have covered the entire planet in giant flying saucers. Essentially, I'm probably not getting back any time soon. 

