[ WP ] Jesus came back in 1996 . He has spent the last 20 years locked in an asylum trying to convince his doctors that he is the real deal . Finally after all this time he is beginning to change their minds .

`` Dr. Roberts?'' 
 
 The psychiatrist turned to see the unit's nurse manager, John. `` Yes?'' 
 
 `` You know that patient in 230B, Joshua? Does n't he seem a little... strange?'' 
 
 Dr. Roberts lowered her clipboard, audibly sighing. `` Do you know where you work? Everyone here has a serious psychiatric illness.'' 
 
 `` No, I mean, do you know who he claims to be?'' 
 
 `` Joshua Atwater. Schizophrenic, has delusions that he is the second coming of Christ. Been in some sort of residential treatment program since he was thirteen.'' 
 
 `` Yes, and he's thirty-three now.'' 
 
 `` A very said case,'' Dr Roberts agreed. 
 
 `` But the stuff he's been doing - last week, all the water in the cooler was suddenly red wine.'' 
 
 `` Yes, a prank by a staff member, no doubt.'' 
 
 `` And remember the patient with blindness in one eye? His eye doctor says now he has perfect vision.'' 
 
 `` Yes, but your point?'' 
 
 `` Old Man Edward Laz, in room 320! The new nurse found him at midnight last week, stone cold dead. No pulse. But Joshua went to sit in there for a bit. When the funeral home guys came, Laz was sitting up and asking when he could eat dinner!'' 
 
 `` Are you saying,'' the doctor cut in, `` that our Joshua really IS Jesus?'' 
 
 `` Doctor, you've got to at least consider it. I'm not even a spiritual man, and I wonder.'' 
 
 `` Hm,'' said Dr. Thomasina Roberts. `` I doubt it.''
