[ WP ] President Obama has accomplished everything he set out to do as president . Now all he wants to do is smoke a blunt .

`` Mr. President.'' 
 `` Dennyyyy.'' 
 `` Must you do that here?'' 
 `` Why not, it's my house.'' 
 `` For two more weeks, but -- -'' 
 `` I'm still President are n't I?'' 
 `` Yes Mr. President, and -- -'' 
 `` Light me Denny.'' 
 `` No Mr. President!'' 
 `` C'mooon, this is the good stuff. Home grown Obamacare right here.'' 
 `` This is the *Oval Office* Mr. Pres -- - Did you say home grown?'' 
 `` Yeah. And?'' 
 `` Where's your stash Mr. President?'' 
 ``... That's classified.'' 
 `` I'm your Chief of Staff!'' 
 `` I know, and I have n't taken a hit yet. So light me.'' 
 `` No! Where are you growing your... product, Mr. President?'' 
 `` The Republicans are n't getting any, and neither are you!'' 
 `` That's *not* why I'm asking!'' 
 `` And *that's* why you have no chill.'' 
 `` Barack, a staff member would have noticed by now.'' 
 `` Not if they have access to the President's -- - whoops.'' 
 `` Wait, the *bunker?! *'' 
 `` Aw shoot.'' 
 `` You're growing cannabis in the Emergency Operations Center?!'' 
 `` Why not, Biden does n't mind.'' 
 `` *That's not the point Barack! * 
 `` Two terms Denny. I earned these two weeks.'' 
 `` And now I'm spending one of those days cleaning it out!'' 
 `` Must you?'' 
 `` Yes, the smell tends to linger something awful.'' 
 `` Ooh, good reference.'' 
 `` What?'' 
 `` Yugioh Abridged. I got that reference.'' 
 `` My god Mr. President, what reference are you talking about?!'' 
 `` Get out.'' 
 `` Not until you can lay off cannabis for the next two weeks.'' 
 `` You're worse than Boehner, and unlike you, *he* can play flip cup.'' 
 `` Please, do n't bring up last Thursday. Just... what will it take?'' 
 `` Toke?'' 
 `` *TAKE! * What will it *take* to keep your mind clear until your term is up?'' 
 `` Hmm. Alright, two things.'' 
 `` Really?'' 
 `` Yep. First, you're getting me ingredients for brownies.'' 
 `` What?'' 
 `` You're not trashing my stash, I'm baking them into the brownies for later.'' 
 `` Uh, that can be done. I'm sure I can find an intern to -- -'' 
 `` Ooh, good idea! Get Jim, he's a good kid. Knows his Adventure Time.'' 
 `` Adventure what?'' 
 `` Oh Denny.'' 
 `` Mr. President, *focus! * What's the second thing?'' 
 `` Light me.'' 
 `` No.'' 
 `` Right here.'' 
 `` Why Mr. -- -'' 
 `` In the *Oval* Office.'' 
 `` FINE! But, *why* Mr. President?'' 
 `` Sanders is getting the tour tomorrow. I want to show him how to *really* leave behind a legacy.'' 
 
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