[ WP ] A man with above average intelligence wishes for the world to be smarter . He is delighted to find that his wish has come true , until he realizes that he is now the least intelligent man in the world .

I dont kno how much time I have left, so i'll try and make this quick. I need to right all of this down, in case I never get the chance to tell my story again. 
 
 A few weeks ago, I was camping in the Arizona desert with some freinds of mine. It was on an early morning hike that I found the artifact. At first, we weer excited to have found something that looked to be thousands of years old. We tried to be very carefool with it, but my friend, Jimmy, dropped it on our walk by. Instead of shattering, rather the lid came off and a dusty powder started pooring out of it. Well, we thought it was dust, but we soon after found out it was something entirely different. 
 
 We soon found standing in front of us a man, whoo appeared out of nowehre. After our initial shock wore off, the mysteery man started telling us about his life, or lack there of. He had been trappd inside of the artifact we had found for nearly a thousand years. He had been a healer for an ancient king, and he had lost his honor and was banished to live in the container for eternity. The man frum the past told us that he would grant us a wish for helping free him from his eternal prison. We dident beleeve him at first, but he showed us some capabilities of his that could not be acompleeshed in our phesycs bound universe. 
 
 As a man of sciense, I have always been about helping others. So of course my wish would b the same. I asked him for the world to be smartr. My thought process was simple; making the world smarter would help make it safer and bettar. Being smartr allows us to make better decisions and educationj is the key to our footure. 
 
 The man sayd my wish was granted, and every man and woomen in thwe world would now be smartr. 
 
 I honestle cant blame him. The world es smartr, atleast smarter compaard to me now. I cant focus anemore and everrething is makng less sense by the minoot. The greetest trik the deveel ever pulld was konvincng the woorld he deednt Egsist.
