[ WP ] Your best friend asks you to kill his wife . You agree without hesitation , as his wife knows the one secret that can ruin your life forever . Tell me about the confrontation with his wife .

“ I need you to kill my wife. ” 
 
 “ Okay. Yeah. Sure. Whatever. ” 
 
 Greg looks at me for a second. “ Wait, what? Really? No questions asked? This is the part where you stare at me all confused like, not… the other way around. ” 
 
 “ Yeah, I ’ ll do it. That ’ s what friends are for, right? ” 
 
 He blinks. “ Well, yeah. Fuck it, thanks for the help man. ” 
 
 
 
 So I do what they do in the TV shows and the movies: buy an illegal gun from some shady dealer dude I found on Craigslist, put on some disposable latex gloves, and tell my friend when he should leave the house so I can kill her and he doesn ’ t have to watch. He gives me the keys to the house. Just part of the procedure. 
 
 
 
 I enter into the house, walk upstairs, and enter the bedroom. There she is, standing there, with her plaid pajamas and her over-sized T-shirt. Her messy blonde hair frames her dull expression. I point the gun at her. She rolls her eyes. 
 
 “ My husband put you up to this, didn ’ t he? ” 
 
 “ Yuuup. ” 
 
 “ And you ’ re gon na kill me because I know you ’ re secretly a- ” 
 
 “ Don ’ t say it! ” 
 
 “... A furry. ” 
 
 “ God dammit Linda. ” 
 
 She walks over to the dresser, where a glass of red wine was sitting. She takes a sip of it. 
 
 “ It ’ s not even that bad, there ’ s fetishes worse than that. ” 
 
 “ I dunno, I ’ m pretty into it. ” 
 
 “ Yeah? ” 
 
 “ Yeah. ” 
 
 Linda takes a sip of her wine. “ How bad? ” 
 
 I describe my latest voyeuristic meeting with a few friends. 
 
 “ Okay, ” she says. 
 
 “ Okay? ” 
 
 “ Just shoot me. ” 
 
 I shoot her. Afterwards Greg gives me $ 50 bucks.
