[ WP ] God and Satan both work together at the same customer service centre .

`` G, you did n't show up to work yesterday'', said S sipping cranberry juice. 
 `` I was feeling sick'' replied G without raising his head. 
 `` Too bad, we had a fun day at the office'' 
 `` How much did I lose?'' 
 `` 100 bucks may be'' 
 `` Geez, was it that Ship in Atlantic?'' 
 `` You bet'' 
 `` I should have been here to pick their call'' 
 `` I think I still would have won the bet'' 
 `` Why are so sure?'' 
 `` Come on, only a stupid like you would bet against that cat 5 hurricane. But then again, you'use' other ways to win the pool'' 
 `` Shh, remember our deal bud, it's not that you are any different'' 
 `` So, 50 on who's that idiot, that electric car guy, sticking his rocket landing on first attempt?'' 
 `` He's pretty good but he wo n't stick it. I am betting my bald guy would do it right in the first attempt, before yours. I will bet 100 on that'' 
 `` Why are you so sure? my guy at least calls me when he is nervous. No one ever calls you for help'' 
 `` Wait, I am getting a call. 
 
 S goes to his cube to take the call. `` Hey Jeff, what's up?''. `` Ok, will be done'' 
 
 Somewhere in New York a news paper reads - 
 http: //www.wsj.com/articles/spacex-rocket-crashes-in-latest-attempt-at-barge-landing-1466013292
