[ WP ] Look to your left , and pick an object . That object is now a sentient being .

`` Hey Alex... why do n't you... why do n't you come over here for a lil' bit. Just a bit.'' 
 
 I'm sitting at my desk as the sultry voice continued to speak. I have n't got a lick of work done ever since this whole thing started. I do n't even know how it happened. 
 
 `` C'mon. Just take a sec. Just... y'know, grab me a little. Put your hand on me.'' 
 
 I called the police and they told me to stop making prank calls. Would n't really blame them. 
 
 `` Do n't you like looking at me? My curves... my body?'' 
 
 `` Please, I do n't have time for this. I have a paper to write.'' 
 
 She remained persistent. `` I need you Alex. You..you complete me. We complete each other. You know you want to. I want you to feel my neck...'' 
 
 Maybe I am going insane. I look over to my left and see her there. Just propped on the couch, in the lovely sunburst finished. 
 
 `` Fine. FINE. If I play with you a little, will you let me work?'' I shouted. 
 
 `` Sure honey. Just get over here and feel...'' 
 
 I rolled my eyes, got off my chair, and plugged in my Statocaster, letting loose a heavily distorted chord with a quick strum. 
 
 Heh. That does feel good. 
 
 
 
 

