[ WP ] In the future , governments uses a supercomputer to calculate the perfect job for everyone , at which they can brings out maximum contribution for the society . You just got a letter that says your perfect job is `` STAY AT HOME AND AVOID ANY INTERACTION WITH OTHER PEOPLE AT ALL CAUSES . ''

I clutched the paper in my hands. `` Stay at home and avoid any interaction with other people at all costs.'' `` Nice,'' I thought, `` I get to slack off. *Finally*.'' Sitting down in my chair with my mountain dew in hand and fedora resting safely on my head, I booted up CS: GO. `` Wait a second,'' I said aloud. `` I ca n't play multiplayer. That's technically contact.'' For a full 3 seconds, the cold, metallic room echoed my words off of the walls. Then, cackling, I proudly announced, `` F*ck it! I'm doing it anyway!'' And began connecting to the server. The last thing I heard as I was dragged away by the policemen was `` CHEEKI BREEKI!'' and I blacked out, gripping desperately my chicken tendies.
