You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

Scenario: You're moments late to literally everything. You watch busses pull away as you run behind them, girls get asked out as you walk up to them, and you have never caught a green light. One day though, you arrive on time. 
 
 `` Whaaat?'' I think to myself. `` This NEVER happens to me!'' 
 
 The driver motions to me. `` Are n't you going to get on? You're gon na make me late.'' 
 
 I suddenly hear a popular J-pop song play in the background. After I have taken my seat, the cutest of girls runs onto the bus. 
 
 `` I am SO sorry!'' she exclaims. `` Oh! Garry-san!'' 
 
 `` Huhhhhhhhhhh!?? Why is Sakura-san so excited to see me? I was just your average High school boy!'' 
 
 Sakura-san walked over and sat next to me. `` Are you excited for the upcoming festival?'' 
 
 `` Do you mean the Cherry BLOSSOM, end of school, arts, something about clubs festival, I do n't really go to those.'' I said. 
 
 `` But I hear there is gon na be a BIG bonfire and a very romantic dance!'' She exclaimed `` And I was thinking maybe, you could go with me...'' she added shyly. 
 
 `` I mean I would --'' but before I could finish my sentence somebody shouted from the back of the bus. 
 
 `` NOOOO, I want to take Barry-san to the Cherry blossom bonfire festival!'' It was Lily-chan from class 2-21b or whatever. 
 
 `` Senpai-san-chu?'' I gasped as she smashed feet first into Sakura-chans face! `` you wan na go with me to the end of fire club dance-ival?'' 
 
 `` baka, I did n't say that!'' she barked, as she punched me into space or something stupid like that. 
 
 `` Wow! Two of the hottest girls in all of highshool wan na take me to the festival?'' I though to myself It had seemed as though I was in Heaven. Now the only problem was which one to choose... But before I could enjoy the paradise that lay before me, I opened my eyes and find myself sitting in my parents car, parked in their garage. 
 
 `` Oh, right.'' I sigh as I adjust the garden hose wedged in the car's window, and turn the key in the ignition. `` Sakura's tits were n't big enough anyway.''
