[ WP ] Civilization has ended in an apocalyptic disaster . However , it ended in the most ridiculous way .

The television blared through the otherwise silent streets. A lone human voice seemed to ring through the noiseless abyss; although it was probably easier to liken the prerecorded message to the real thing now that there were no real people left to compare it to. 
 
 *'' Citizens across the globe are in a state of panic today after an unlikely set of events unfolded earlier this morning,'' * the reporter began to read; the programme seemed to be a re-run of the day's News at Noon. The report continued with occasional blares of static, the power lines being damaged nearly to the point of snapping completely. 
 
 *'' Earlier today, citizens of Glasgow, Scotland began to notice a seemingly supernatural anomaly. It appeared as if there were holes in the air - round, about the size of a penny. Over the course of the day more people across the globe began noticing these strange occurrences, some even reporting being able to see a starry sky on the other side. Scientists were in a frenzy trying to find the source of these mysterious'holes in reality', but no plausible explanation has been found. `` * 
 
 Of course, they would n't have expected what happened just minutes after that final report on the matter. 
 
 The `` holes'', as they were simply known as, had formed in clusters, close together. This was assumed to have no significance; that is, until they started joining together. 
 
 The small gaps began to expand, forming what seemed to be a human-sized doorway of sorts. It was indeed a starry sky behind them; an empty abyss filled with distant pinpricks of light. The perfect place for one to wait, to bide their time, to perfect their master plan. 
 
 12:24 on the dot, creatures began flooding from the portals. Thousands and thousands of hooved feet clambered into our world. The creatures were recognisable, although more fearful than we'd imagined - 
 
 *Unicorns. * 
 
 They stood on muscular legs capable of delivering a fatal kick to whoever stood in their way; in fact, their whole bodies were rippling with muscles. Their fur was coarse and matted with what could only be blood. Their powerful jaws were filled with pointed, yellow fangs which could easily take off their opponents' limbs. Their bloodshot eyes were clouded over in pure rage. But their most imposing feature was indeed their horn - a jagged outcrop of bone ending in a vicious point, both a powerful stabbing weapon and imbued with the power of rainbows. 
 
 Rainbows, the absolute purest form of raw energy. The entire spectrum condensed into one burning mass. Enough pure power to disassemble every atom of a being and cast them into pure oblivion. The perfect weapon for total genocide. 
 
 Once the Unicorns got the first taste of blood, they were an invincible hivemind with the only goal of mass murder. Humanity was wiped out in minutes. The Earth is finally the domain of the Unicorn race.
