[ WP ] A brilliant scientist is found dead in their lab . Their lab notes simply state `` Please do not disturb my body , the experiment would be irrevocably ruined . ''

There was a man lying dead in a lab. `` Oh shit!'' Said Shirley, who was shocked by his dead body. `` What ever shall we do?'' 
 
 `` Please do not disturb'' the weird note said. 
 
 `` Weird'' Shirley said with a confused look. 
 
 Shirley walked away from the dead body. Her friend Susie Anne said `` no Shirley, we have to find out what's going on.'' 
 
 Shirley and Susie Anne walked to the body and took his heart rate. `` Ya, he's definitely dead'' said Shirley. 
 
 `` What do we do?'' Said Susie Anne, scared. 
 
 Suddenly, a mouse came up to the girls. `` Squeal squeak'' it moused. 
 
 `` I got it!'' Exclammed Shirley. `` The scientist, by dieing, is giving the mouse food to eat to live and also shelter.'' 
 
 `` That's kinda gross'' said Susie Anne bitchily. 
 
 `` Ya, let's get outta here'' said Shirley, happy. 
 
 The girls went home to drink and party after solving the mistery.
