[ WP ] Extremists kidnapped an American journalist in Iraq . They are about to execute this poor soul , named Clark Kent .

Ken Bone bursts through the door, and slides across the floor while disrobing from his red sweater, perfectly and seamlessly hogtying the captures. 
 
 As Clark opens his eyes, squinting, thinking this was the end, he sees Ken Bone standing in front of him. Ken proclaims, `` You have just entered The Bone Zone.'' 
 
 Clarks voice is cracking and shakes as he mutters, `` Your sweater... why do you have two sweaters?'' Ken replies, `` We all have our cape to bare.'' 
 
 Ken then pulls out an old disposable camera, take a couple pictures of the room, then disappears into the shadows in the doorway.
