[ WP ] You wake up in a white room at a white desk facing a man who claims you are dead . You are in purgatory . You can get the answers to as many questions as you can ask in one minute .

`` Where am I?'' 
 
 `` Purgatory.'' 
 
 `` Can I have more questions?'' 
 
 `` Not a genie.'' 
 
 `` Is this really purgatory?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` Time?'' 
 
 `` 10 past 11.'' 
 
 `` No, I mean time le -- there's time in purgatory?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` How does that work?'' 
 
 `` Arbitrarily. 45 seconds.'' 
 
 `` Who are you?'' 
 
 `` Purgatory employee.'' 
 
 `` Purgatory has employees?'' 
 
 `` Someone has to run it.'' 
 
 `` And that someone is?'' 
 
 `` Jeff.'' 
 
 `` Just... Jeff?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` Who's Jeff?'' 
 
 `` He runs purgatory.'' 
 
 `` Oh. If there's a purgatory, is there a heaven and hell?'' 
 
 `` Up a floor and down one respectively.'' 
 
 `` What are they like?'' 
 
 `` They'll be the ones asking the questions there.'' 
 
 `` Will I be going there?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` Which one?'' 
 
 `` Depends how you're evaluated. 20 seconds.'' 
 
 `` What's the best way to be evaluated?'' 
 
 `` By not asking questions like that.'' 
 
 `` Where do you see yourself in 10 years?'' 
 
 `` Funny, but I'll still be counting the number of times I've gotten that one before.'' 
 
 `` Did I waste my life?'' 
 
 `` As much as you've wasted these questions.'' 
 
 `` Not at all, then. How long will processing take?'' 
 
 `` Estimated 80 years.'' 
 
 `` Will I get to do anything?'' 
 
 `` Plenty.'' 
 
 `` Where will I be?'' 
 
 `` Space.'' 
 
 `` Space?'' 
 
 `` A rock in space.'' 
 
 `` Can I, uhh, go to the bathroom?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know, *can* you?'' 
 
 `` But really.'' 
 
 `` Down the hall and to the left. You'll get your chance. 10 seconds.'' 
 
 `` Where are we?'' 
 
 `` Purgatory. We've gone over this.'' 
 
 `` I mean, specifically.'' 
 
 `` Room 111.'' 
 
 `` Location in space?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` No?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` Are you an alien?'' 
 
 `` Technically.'' 
 
 `` What's the meaning of life?'' 
 
 `` Usually people do that one first. We're out of time, sorry. Schedule to keep. Next.''
