[ WP ] Reddit finally secured funding to build a vast metropolis in its likeness . It is broken up into boroughs and cities , which represent subreddits . Every aspect of this mega city has been designed specifically to cater to and sustain millions of redditors . Describe your experiences here .

It was my 4th visit. My friend Dan had been living here for over a year now and kept bragging how mankind had finally created a true democratic society. He wanted me to move in but I remained skeptical. These new Web-Towns we ’ re emerging all over the world but I still had a bitter taste in my mouth from that three months experience in Los Google. Having to share all my private life with city officials every time I needed to take a piss wasn ’ t my definition of ‘ ’ enhanced services ’ ’. 
 
 ‘ ’ Stop looking so grim, New Reddit is nothing like that shit hole you tried last year. ’ ’ Dan said as we reached our destination. 
 
 I looked at the large marble arch in front of us, r/AskReddit was carved in it. 
 
 ‘ ’ What ’ s so special about this place? ’ ’ I replied. 
 
 ‘ ’ I ’ m telling you man, this neighborhood will blow your mind. Anything you could possibly wonder, someone here will be able to answer it. ’ ’ He said with such enthusiasm that I finally smiled. 
 
 We started walking around but I felt like such a tourist. The place looked like a giant fair. Everywhere we went, someone was standing on a little stage with a sign in his hands. What movie has the worst ending? What is career suicide in your industry? What sentence do you know that can start an internet war? 
 
 I couldn ’ t understand why these questions mattered to anyone but the crowd seemed to love it. Hundreds of them gathered around each stage, shouting their answers. 
 
 ‘ ’ Chewing gum! ’ ’ 
 
 ‘ ’ Oranges! ’ ’ 
 
 ‘ ’ Pancakes! ’ ’ 
 
 I must have been pretty hungry. Out of everything being yelled around us, food caught my attention. This Asian kid was sitting at a table, in the center of a stage. To his left, the biggest pot of rice I ’ d seen in my life. To his right, a bunch of random food people gave him. 
 
 Was this some sort of social experiment? This kid was asking his fellow citizen for disgusting food ideas to eat over rice and rating it on a scale of 1 to 10. It was so silly but oddly entertaining. I found myself watching him for over thirty minutes while he tested Nutella, Jelly beans and Spaghetti on top of rice. 
 
 ‘ ’ C ’ mon buddy, there ’ s plenty more stuff I want to show you today ’ ’ Dan said while dragging me away from this hypnotizing spectacle. 
 
 We resumed our walk, while he continued to sing the praise of New Reddit. It was just a few blocks later that we both stopped again but… not because of a stage act this time. 
 
 A gorgeous blond girl in high heels, wearing the shortest of skirts and a slim white shirt was coming our way. ‘ I love New Reddit ’ the shirt said. How clever. 
 
 ‘ ’ Damn man look at her, she ’ s a 9! ’ ’ he said in awe. 
 
 I could n't help it. 
 
 ‘ ’ 10/10 with rice ’ ’ 

