[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

`` X... Professor X?'' Logan said from behind the bar. 
 
 `` Oh, shit!'' said Professor X telepathically to Wolverine. 
 
 `` You can walk?'' Logan asked bewildered, as he saw his friend and mentor walking for the very first time. 
 
 `` It's a miracle, Logan!'' Xavier said, almost as he did n't even believe himself. 
 
 `` Spare me your bullshit. What the hell! You mean to tell me, that all this time you could walk? Including the time your chair broke in the jungle and I personally had to carry you for over 10 miles through dense forrest?'' Logan asked, getting increasingly worked up as he finished his question. 
 
 `` Umm...'' Xavier did n't have the words. Perhaps he had finally grown tired of keeping up with the charade. 
 
 Knowing how Wolverine would react before even Wolverine knew, Xavier was forced to use his powers to go into the mind of Wolverine and effictively break his brain. 
 
 As Logan collapsed to the ground, Xavier grabbed a bottle of Scotch and ran out of the bar. 
 
 Wolverine's mind will heal, but he wo n't have any memory of when Professor X walked into a bar on a cold winter day.
