[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

I hear a noise. As I start to wake from my sleep I notice the noises are not coming from my pet human, but someone else's human. `` This human appears to be taking my human's stuff!'' I thought to myself. `` I must alert her!'' I promptly whip my tail, stretch out a little bit and let out a'mew'. Unfortunately this does not wake my human. I then attempt to confront the woman stealing our belongings myself. I drag myself to the woman and let out a tired'hiss'. `` Aww, sweet kitty,'' She whispers. I arch my back and meow `` I'm no sweet kitty! I'll tear you...'' I am cut off by a wonderful head scratch. It feels so amazing that I just ca n't help but lay back down. As I dose off I think to myself about how my human needed to get rid of some junk. `` She'll thank me later'' I think just before I fall back asleep.
