[ WP ] Write the longest story you can with an unexpected pun at the end .

No one liked her. 
 They stared at her with a side-eye. She spoke in hushed tones as the others walked by. As the new girl stood at the corner, the whispers grew. Shay could n't help herself. 
 Her mind reverberated with a hundred stories. She had to know. It ached in her pit. The stranger looked away with indifference at everyone who past. No one new came to this town. No one new without a reason to leave where they came from. 
 She had to know. 
 Shay rolled to the stranger. 
 She had to know. 
 Because we all know... 
 What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business.
