[ WP ] It has been quite some time since Great Britain has called upon it 's Knights . This morning every person , celebrity , and politician Knighted by The Queen received a letter demanding they report for duty in service of The Kingdom , signed by her Majesty .

My dearest, loyal subjects, 
 
 It is with a wary heart that I write to you on this morning, as a great threat hovers over not only our fair United Kingdom, but of the whole world itself... 
 In this day, we are faced with the vile creature that is Stupidity and Ignorance. The abominable thought plagues our lands, infests itself in the common people's minds and twist them to its will. 
 
 This foe we face is a old one. It's terrible grasp has affected us before and we have fought it over the centuries many times. We thought it had finally been quashed after the second world war, but it only hid itself to grow once again. Now in a time of great apathy, we have let it overcome us once more. 
 
 This is why I have summoned you. 
 
 The past seventy years, I have personally sought out the best and brightest minds: scientists, actors, philosophers, musicians, artists, humanitarians, and so forth. It was my hope that if the time had arisen, we should be prepared to quell this beast once more. With your collective minds, you shall have power to once again to bring sound thought and common sense to this world. 
 
 Therefore I formally summon you to Buckingham Palace, where you all shall be briefed more thoroughly on this dire situation and what duties you shall fulfill. Please come at your soonest convenience. If not, sooner. 
 
 With Highest Regards, 
 
 H.M. Elizabeth Regina II 

