[ CW ] Write a beautiful poem about something that disgusts you .

I do n't like to eat black sea cucumbers 
 The taste and smell are sure to encumber 
 My health. My taste buds have had more than enough of you 
 You look like a prickly, old, gross, stale, soggy piece of poo 
 Broke off a piece just to see what all the hype is 
 Like I've no phone at the mall and I do n't know where my wife is. 
 Red pill, blue pill, sea cucumbers ew 
 Dried leaves and dead bugs all up on my window sill. 
 I do n't even remember how I got so high 
 As to make a damn black sea cucumber pie 

