[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

( This'll be a short one, but i liked my idea enough to jot it here. ) -- 
 
 `` Joshua, pick up your feet! You're going to make me late!'' Frank said, strutting down the busy DC street. Life, everywhere, hundreds of thousands of bits individuality walking and biking and driving and living around us as we walk, and i love ever single one of my creations. Except Frank. He has proven me otherwise. I have already made the decision to fix him today. Permanently. 
 Being omniscient does have its advantages, aside from becoming really good at acting surprised. In exactly 38 seconds, a semi truck's brakes will fail ( not my fault ) and it will just so happen to be driving down the street we always cross when heading back from lunch ( also not my fault ). I will, however, make sure Frank and I are there when it does. 
 
 `` I swear, Joshua, I will FIRE you if I am late!'' Frank said, walking backwards into the busy street. I run to catch up to him. Squeal of faulty brakes? check. Everyone else clearing the street? Check. Frank in position? Doubleche- 
 
 In my years posing as a mortal, I never felt pain when I did't want to. However, having a rusty chrome grill smush my meaty parts into multiple squishier meaty parts is still pretty jarring. Oh, but the look on Frank's face? 
 Priceless. 
 
 He'll have an internal crisis of morality and mortality, go home to his trophy wife and kiss her sincerely for the first time since they began dating, he'll begin donating to charities- a real Ebineezer Scrooge type 180 degree turnaround. Oh, oh, there he goes, pulling out his phone to call an ambulance, he- 
 
 `` Carlotta? Yeah, i'm going to need a new secretary. Yeah, first thing tomorrow. Yeah.'' 
 
 F*** you, Frank.
