[ WP ] Your superpowers are actually only mediocre at best , but you keep up with all the other superheroes because you have a BS degree and can exploit the hell out of what you do have .

Today was the day. Everyday before today I begged Captain Raw to let me intern with his squad of heroes. He always hesitated though because of his fear for my safety. He enjoyed my superpower, but the rest of the Hero Squad laughed at how mediocre it really was. I could not blow fire out my mouth like Inferno Boy or stop time like Rolex Man, but I knew I could contribute if I was given the chance. 
 We met up at the official Hero Squad clubhouse and discussed the latest assignment: The Clone Master. Much like his villain name states, he could clone himself as much as he wanted. He had great speed and was trained in every martial art known to man of our time. He interrupted Super Cities' Channel 4 News to announce that he would be robbing every bank in a 50-mile radius at one time, and told the public and police force that there was nothing they could do to stop him! Little did he know that the Hero Squad had a new recruit. Me. `` Sir Slippery''. Okay I'm working on my Hero name bare with me please... 
 My power was that I could make people step wrong thus tripping them to their knees. That's right, I brought my enemies to their knees! Captain Raw finally saw potential in me today, and I was not going to let him down. Screw what the other heroes with obvious powers think about my mutation! 
 We rolled out in the Hero Mobile and traveled to the nearest bank. It was time to play the waiting game... 
 Suddenly, an army of 30 – NO 40 clones dressed in chrome and black raced to the entrance! It was time to take care of business! 
 `` I'll stop time!'' Shouted Rolex Man. 
 `` No you fool! Your power only lets you stop time at your current location, and the other clones will rob the rest of our town's banks while you freeze clocks!'' Captain Raw spoke over him. Inferno Boy took a huge breath of air and exhaled a fiery blast towards the clones! But it was no use, their speed allowed them to avoid being fried. 
 `` Dammit! If only the rest of our squad was n't sick today, we could stop these things!'' Inferno Boy complained. Now was my time. I had never used my powers on a group of people this big before, only three or four enemies at a time! I closed my eyes and felt the energy of my mutation in my blood stream. It flowed fast, at the speed of a wild river. I was ready to attack! My eyes opened and I threw my hands in the direction of the clones! 
 `` BOOM BANG BAM CLUNK CRASH!'' 
 Half of the clone group stumbled together causing a 20-body pile-up in front of the bank! Captain Raw smiled at me and then slammed his fists into the ground, sending a wave of pressure through the earth resulting in a shower of clones above us. 
 `` Nice work kid!'' He commended me. 
 A single clone rose from the pile-up and gave us the most nasty and angered state I had ever seen. It was the Clone Master! He looked at me with a confused face next, and ran towards our group. 
 `` Again Sir Slippery!'' Captain Raw directed me. 
 `` RAH!'' I tripped him! This time he face planted in front of Inferno Boy. He was shortly after burnt to a crisp, and brought into a maximum prison cell on our Villain Island Lock up. I had stopped my first villain with the help of the Hero Squad, who learned to accept me despite my minor mutation; being able to trip people.
