[ WP ] `` At first they came back with nothing , and then they did n't come back at all . ''

`` At first they came back with nothing, and then they did n't come back at all'' 
 
 Bob leaned forward to scratch his back. 
 
 `` So they all stopped coming back? Like, all of them?'' 
 
 `` Indeed they did. I hear its because their something in the air, drives women mad'' said Jim, leaning back into his cubicle chair. He shuffles a bit to keep Bob in view. 
 
 `` You'd think they'd leave then. Mental birds is nothing to be dealing with'' 
 
 `` No... mad with, you know, lust. A burning in their loins. A want for reproduction. They want a bit of rough and tumble'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 ``'Oh.', what do you mean'oh.' A planet of sex crazed ladies, and you say'oh'. Thats paradise that right there''. 
 
 `` No it bloody is n't. Someone bound to have something, couple days in your knob is burning off, you want a doctor, instead you got some mental bird clawing at you. Nah, sounds right rum'' 
 
 `` But all the sex mate. You would n't notice. Bit of burning helps the love making'' 
 
 `` If you say so. So when you buggering off there then?'' 
 
 `` Me? Never. Sandra wo n't let me go off world again. Not since that piss up with Brian'' 
 
 `` Where you ended up trying to piss on the moon and nearly exploded your knob?'' 
 
 `` Aye'' 
 
 `` Serves you right. You where a right cock then. Nearly a cockless cock'' 
 
 `` Fuck off'' 
 
 `` Heh... you want tea then?'' 
 
 `` Aye, two sugars'' 
 
 `` No wait, hold on. They came back with nout first. How the crazy thing happen?'' 
 
 `` No idea. Brian told me it'' 
 
 `` Brian's full of shit you know. Good bloke, but utterly full of it'' 
 
 `` Good story though'' 
 
 `` Not really. Kinda shite'' 
 
 `` Yeah, guess you're right'' 
 
 Bob and Jim then settled back into their daily routine of data entry.
