[ WP ] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty .

It was like New year all over again at General Farjohn's barracks. He took a sip from his 5 year ol'whiskey which he kept in his vault. Anderson went inside Farjohn's barracks. 
 
 `` So how are the kids doing?'' Anderson asked. 
 
 `` Worst than ever'' Farjohn took another sip of his whiskey. `` Mouthy jar heads going batshit crazy over a tank, they even used 37 shells of javelin just to kill a sniper! A sniper I tell you, not a tank! We are gon na lose this war.'' He took another sip and Anderson looking out the window. He thought of an idea that could make them win the war. 
 
 `` How'bout we send them dogs.'' Anderson smiled. 
 
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 *Meanwhile at the war zone somewhere in Somalia* 
 
 `` Alright! We march head on and kill the fucking campers!'' A soldier said while his voice cracked. 
 
 Bullet were all over the place. Some were randomly shooting, and some were waiting for packages. `` These soldiers ai n't gon na last long'', a sergeant said and then suddenly his radio had come to life, `` We have got some gift for you, over''. `` What is it?''. `` Dogs'' the pilot answered. `` What the fuck are we gon na do with that? Fuck your shit were gon na use guns and guns only you fucking retards...'' and more harsh child like trash talks were added by the sarge. And the chopper left. 
 
 `` Go go go go!'' the captain said while guns blazing. Some were even spinning in the air while firing a sniper rifle. 
 Most were screaming and camping at the cliffs. 
 
 At the end of day the soldiers won against the terrorist using RPG's. *sigh*
