[ WP ] Describe an object within five feet of you in as much detail as possible .

I did n't have a mug. That's why a tall, paper cup sits on my desk. I've only had it for a few hours, and coffee already stains the side with brown blobs of differing opacity. I actually needed to cut the rim off so that I could put it under the coffee machine. It's such a rustic cut, and the makeshift mug starts to fall apart because of it. At least the cup has character. With a blue pen, I wrote `` DA STREET MUG'' on it for comic effect. If it's going to be this dirty and disgusting, I may as well own its ugliness. Of course, there's a bunch of other bull shit on it regarding the environment and whatnot. `` POST-CONSUMER FIBER,'' a sash over a tree logo reads. Beneath this, the cup concedes that it is not microwavable. Also, its contents are hot. How long is this thing going to last?
