[ WP ] God answers all of your prayers , and only your prayers . God is also kind of a dick with a matching sense of humor .

`` Hmm, so you're saying you only grant me wishes?'' 
 
 `` Yep. I've been watching you and you remind me of myself when I was little God.'' 
 
 `` Oh. Uhh, you're welcome... big God?'' 
 
 `` Hahaha, this is why I call you Jesus.'' 
 
 `` Er yeah. Haha thanks Dad'' 
 
 `` So what will it be for today?'' 
 
 `` I... I was thinking to myself how long would it take for people to figure out that they no longer were sneezing. You know, like would it be within 24 hours on the internet, or more like, a week because everything thinks they're cured of whatever.'' 
 
 `` Oh oh, I read about that today too. Hell yeah. I mean, Heaven yeah, whoopsies heheh. Ok let's do it.''
