[ WP ] For decades , you 've lived with the most underrated yet useful superpower of all : eliminating all minor inconveniences . One morning , however , you wake up to find your powers have vanished .

`` Sir, what seems to be the problem?'' 
 
 `` My superpower its gone.'' 
 
 `` Sir, a superpower?'' 
 
 `` Sigh, well i had this superpower, it allowed me to eliminate all minor inconveniences, but i tried it today and it did not work.'' 
 
 `` Did you do anything different from how you usually activate it?'' 
 
 `` No, just like always i placed the shell into the chamber, cocked the hammer and pressed the trigger, but nothing happened.'' 
 
 `` What should have happened sir?'' 
 
 `` Well obviously one of my minor inconveniences should have shown up to be shot. `` 
 
 `` Sir, you are aware we disposed of the last jew yesterday right?'' 
 
 ``.... Sigh nevermind then, carry on.''
