[ WP ] With a gun pointed at your head , you 'll have to explain to your next door neighbor the reasons why you 're naked inside his house , why his wife is knocked out in the bathtub , and why there 's a hole six feet deep in the middle of the living room .

`` Which one do you want me to explain first?'' I asked. I could n't look past the barrel of Joe's shotgun. 
 
 `` Why the fuck...'' bellowed Joe belligerently. 
 
 ``..am I naked?'' I said, as I completed his sentence. `` It's Thursday.'' 
 
 Joe cocked his shotgun and said `` You have three seconds to explain yourself before I blow your head off. `` 
 
 `` Look, Stephanie works two jobs. Thursday is her only evening off work. I like to be prepare for that by first...'' 
 
 `` Ugh, enough. Why the hell are you in my living room? `` he enquired. 
 
 
 `` I was closing the window blinds when I saw your wife in the bathtub with the water flowing over. Naturally, I wanted to make sure she was alright first, so I just ran here. When I went up, she was already unconscious so I came down here to call the paramedics. That is when you showed up.'' 
 
 Joe furrowed his eyebrows. `` That still does n't explain the hole you are standing in'' he said, sounding unconvinced. `` How does the hole..'' Joe started again. Before he could finish his question, his eyes rolled over as a baseball bat swung right into the back of his head with a sickening crunch. Joe crumpled into the hole right beside me. 
 
 `` The hole was for you, you sick bastard'' screamed the woman who had been unconscious only a few minutes ago. 
 
 As I looked at her, utterly confused at the turn of things, she dropped the baseball bat into the hole, picked up the shotgun and looked at me undecidedly. 
 
 `` I guess the hole is big enough'' she said. 
 
 `` Wait what the....'' 
 
 *BOOM* 

