[ wp ] You work with the worst detective in history . He misses every clue and makes leaps of illogic that leave you baffled for hours . He also always catches the right bad guy . No one knows how he does this .

As the CEO was dragged away in chains, Ted from Accounting smiled, nodding sagely. 
 
 `` So, Ted, what gave it away that the CEO was embezzling the profits? Was it the massive pay rise? The dodgy invoices to those shell corporations?'' Caraline asked. 
 
 `` Nope,'' Ted replied, amused. `` It was the venus flytrap.'' Caraline looked baffled. Ted continued, `` He was using it to'proof' his signatures. Including the false invoices for many hundreds of thousands of dollars.'' 
 
 Caraline's brow furrowed, a worm turning on a hook. `` But you missed out on the obvious - our CEO was the CEO of the shell company.'' 
 
 `` And?'' Ted shrugged. `` That was the easiest red-herring to spot. *Anyone* in the CEO's office could have done that. It's not exactly like his signature was n't a squiggle on the line, right?''
