[ WP ] Describe an object within five feet of you in as much detail as possible .

I laughed when it was given to me. With it's scrunched up nose and oversized mouth, and a brow heavy with concern. The poor thing has a soft grey coat and has been dressed in a pair of red shorts, covered in white polka dots. Maybe it's the pun written there that's got him so down. Printed on the waist band in what can only be described as the bastard inbred cousin of comic sans, read the words, `` Be my prime mate''. As corny as it is, I still hug that soft toy monkey whenever I'm feeling low. He was given with good intent, and even if that is n't visible in his appearance, I know every time I look at it,
