[ WP ] Write a gritty reboot of a classic children 's movie .

Belle was dreaming of the Beast ’ s floating head caressed by pink sparkles when the Wardrobe nudged her awake. 
 
 The Wardrobe lead the sleepy girl down hallways and opened a door labeled staff restrooms. Everyone that was not screwed down or anchored to plumbing was crammed in. Every doily, olive boat, toilet plunger, footstool and toothpick stared at Belle. 
 
 “ Girl ” said Lumiere, “ We need to talk. About that gun strapped to your leg... ” 
 
 Belle glared at the objects from her room, those traitors. “ That freak forces me to live with him. I ’ ve read enough books to come prepared. ” She insisted 
 
 Lumiere nodded. “ We hate him too. We ’ ve had to live as objects because he ’ s a doche. All the sorceress wanted was to stay the night. He doesn ’ t even clean the rooms or cook the food, we do! ” 
 
 “ And he ’ s just gotten meaner! I still have to deal with him in clock form! ” shouted Clocksworth. 
 
 “ What you complaining about? ” asked the toilet. “ I ’ m a toilet! ” 
 
 “ Seriously you ’ re in the staff bathroom ” scuffed the feather duster “ Have you been used once? ” 
 
 “ No ” said the toilet 
 
 “ If you kill him before the spell is broken we are stuck like this forever ” said Lumiere “ Please help us. ” 
 
 Belle thought for a moment 
 
 “ I think we can work something out. ” 
 
 Two days later. Everything proceeded as planned, if not better. Gaston and his mob arrived perfectly on time. As the villagers and furniture stomped their feet and shouted upstairs, Belle and Gaston lead the Beast through the motions in a performance deserving of an award. When the time came Belle leaned in and forced out a kiss. She watched the beast transform and doubled checked to make sure the staff was back in human form before firing three shots to his heart.
