[ WP ] It ends up that the afterlife is actually an eternal dream state . You have trained in lucid dreaming your whole life . Describe your afterlife .

This was great. I had finally mastered 360° vision. There was still a ton of freaky sex stuff I had n't done yet, and 360° vision was going to make it at least that much cooler. 
 
 I teleported to one of my many dream mansions and flew into a window on the upper level. I approached a large golden door. On it was a platinum plaque with words I could n't read, but I knew what they said `` Oiled Writhing Virgins Room''. I could hear moans and giggles beyond it. `` Maybe Mohammad was right about the after life.'' I thought with a grin. This was going to be awesome. 
 
 I slowly opened the door. The room was dark, and the moans were louder. `` Come here hunky boy'' came an enchanting voice. I could already feel delicate hands grabbing my legs and crotch. My clothes disappeared. I could n't wait to see these honeys in 360° vision. I reached over to the light switch and flipped it. Nothing. I flipped it a few more times nothing. I was getting frantic and soft. No matter what I did, the light level would n't change. 
 
 `` That's not fair.'' I yelled, `` That's not fair at all. There were virgins now. There were all the virgins I wanted...! That's not fair!'' I bursts into tears.
