[ WP ] Benjamin Franklin flies a kite with a key on it . When struck by lighting , he opens the gates of hell .

`` My God... what is this abomination that I have unleashed?'' The first demon stepped into the realm of man and onto the ground of a stormy Philadelphia. `` Foul demon of Satan, you do not belong here!'' 
 
 `` Silence, philanthropic slime.'' A large red demon stares at the chubby man and smiles. `` For you see, Benjamin. Pride goeth before the fall. And you have plenty for the gates of Hell to open wide. And what will your fellow statesmen think when you've unleashed Hell on Earth?'' 
 
 `` I can stop this, demon!'' 
 
 `` Like Hell you can, fat boy. This land is ripe with evil! Slaughter of the natives. Enslaved negroes. And women used as breeding stock. You have no morality to stand on, hypocrite.'' 
 
 `` And what right do ye to judge us all!'' 
 
 `` I CALL IT LIKE I SEE IT, SINNER!'' 
 
 Benjamin Franklin realized the infernal beast was right. His America was not perfect. There were slaughters of the natives. The black man was not equal, they were slaves to chains. And women were treated as children. He also knew that the demon could not be allowed to come back to this realm. 
 
 `` In a fortnight, Benjamin... my brothers and sisters will come to raze this colony for its sins. Unless you are prepared to absolve them.'' 
 
 Benjamin stood there, with his iron resolve. `` Then, I will write those wrongs, demon. I will fix this mess. Ye will not rule this land.'' 
 
 `` We shall see, fat man... we shall see.'' 
 
 With his parting words, Benjamin Franklin walked to his house, nearly defeated in his mind. But he breathed in his lungs slowly, and exhaled his doubts. `` I ride to Jefferson's house tonight. Then, to Washington. We will fix America... or our children be damned.'' 
 
 With that, he set off on his horse. It was time to stop compromised freedom for some. It would be `` ALL men created equal'' or they would be overran faster than Britain ever could fathom... 
 
 `` Benjamin Franklin has to save the world? Then ye shall see it, demon... Ye shall see!'' With that, the horse took off with a furious gallop.
