[ WP ] You are on a midnight walk alone with your thoughts .

Fuck the motherfucker. Fuck the motherfucker. Fuck the motherfucker he's a real motherfucker. Tim Minchin is neat. Man my legs hurt... it's like they're eating themselves. I wonder if they have little tiny teeth in there. Maybe they're trying to grow teeth. Jesus. Ugh, now they hurt more. If a bird were to land on my hand right now it would totally chew right through it... like a zombie tearing through intestines - yeah... ugh birds. My hand intestines pulled out everywhere. There is literally no way to stop this from happening - I should wear gloves more often... I ca n't believe I got caught in a mental loop with the `` good and you?'' twice in a row this morning - god I'm such an awkward freak. Stacy is probably thinking about how awkward I am right now. If I can say anything for certain 100 % infinity I know it then I know that this girl is never gon na sleep with me. Jesus. Good and you? Fuck. Agh. Stop it. Now that is a neat tree. I want to make a home in that tree. I bet there is already some sort of tree spirit living there and I'd have to fight him. He wo n't match my... tree... lazers... tho... Yes! Tree lazers that shoot trees to trap tree spirits this is so stupid... god what is wrong with me. Fuck. Jesus. Ok ok, negative thoughts spiraling out of control here. Should n't talk yourself down so much because your inner mind is like a small child that ca n't tell that you're just being a neurotic prick and that it should n't take you seriously. Think positive thoughts. Happy things. You're a cool dude. Good. You're totally gon na live in that tree and tree lazers are O.K. Excellent. Better. Ok - finally arrived outside Stacy's place with the Australian version of Jesus Christ Super Star she seemed so eager to see. Jesus it's late. We can just watch this and I can just go home and dream about tree lazers or something.
