[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

Jesus Christ am I starving, my stomach wo n't shut the fuck up, this meeting still has n't gotten started and the pizza place around the corner does n't accept debit. How I manage to put so much work into making lunch for the next day and leave it on the counter half the time is beyond me, a God? More like a fucking moron, good work ass hat, that mamwhich mix is gon na be nothing but a smelly container of shit by the time you get home. 
 
 `` Hey Gerald, what's the smug look for you feelin' alright?'' 
 
 `` Hey Susanne, sorry I'm alright, just deep in thought, say how's your brother in law doin' with that whole colonoscopy scare he had'' 
 
 `` Ah he's fine, just being a pain in the ass as usual, how's things with you? You take Baxter to the vet yet?'' 
 
 `` Yeah nothing but a little allergy problem he'll be alright. Anyway when's dick fuck coming to start this meeting? He's 7 minutes late already'' 
 
 `` You know him the fucks alwa.. oh boy here he comes, look alive.'' 
 
 
 `` Alright people, listen up, I'm not gon na start sending out the blame train but numbers are down 14 % this week and I've got a whole list of complaints about someone in this room and their ability, or should I say lack there of, to troubleshoot our fine customers issues... again I'm not going to point any fingers by his name starts with a g and ends with an erard `` 
 
 What a sack of dicks. I've been working for this cheese ball for 10 years and he still does n't know my name, are you joking? Any chance he gets to degrade anyone in front of the whole office he's on it like white on rice... fuck id kill for some Chinese food right now 
 
 `` Now, I'm a very busy man, I got a 2 kids with the flu, my mother in law wo n't shut the fuck up about making her daughter feel like a princess once and a while, and I've got corporate up my ass threatening me with budget cuts if we do n't get our shit together and put up some real numbers people'' 
 
 Ha, princess. That's funny, I've seen the picture of his wife dozens of times on his front desk, looks like Dobby's overweight cousin. Why do n't you try hitting her in the face with a frying pan and covering her in rinestones, then maybe she'd start to look like a human. 
 
 `` The reason of this meeting is to determine who really wants it, yah know, I want to know what you're going to bring to the table from this point on. Really get the fire going! Let's go around the room and hear what everyone's got to say. Make it good people. Your asses are on the line'' 
 
 Sonofabitch! Of course I got ta choose the seat closest to him. For the love of god start on the other side of the room I swear if he starts with me I do n't know what's gon na come out of my mo.. 
 
 `` Gerard! Let's hear it big guy, I think out of all of us I deserve the most compelling case from you'' 
 
 Oh boy 
 
 `` Listen Dale. I'm gon na say this one more time my name is Gerald not Gerard, I do n't know what's so hard about that, is it so complex that it does n't penetrate that miserable toupee of yours'' 
 
 `` Well that was easy Gerard. How about this shit head your fired, go grab your shit and do n't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, you washed up scum of life. Been with the company 10 years all you've ever done is push papers, you're worthless'' 
 
 Everything has fallen silent. I can see still but there is a white glaze over my eyes. I can manage to hear Tommy clicking that stupid TD bank pen at the end of the room but that's about it. I wonder if everyone's wondering why I'm staring into nothingness. I got ta snap out of this and just go. I've gone this long I ca n't lose my cool now and blow my cover. Take a breathe. Have a nice hard blink, collect your shit, and go get some grub. 
 
 As I exhale I press my eyes shut and slowly open them. Whoops. That must have been a black out. 
 
 I've come to and I got dale mcdickface, mayor of fuckburg by the neck and I've managed to slam his body through the window having him dangling 40 stories above the city. I hear shouts behind me and the sound of people shuffling out of the room as if they just saw a man get nearly thrown out the window. Ahhh that's right they have. And god dammit I swear I still hear tommy clicking the fucking pen. Dale lets out a strange gurgle as I stare deep into his eyes. They are beginning to bulge, complementing the single vein that is nearly erupted on his forehead. I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, I notice his right shoe falls off as he flails and squirms like a worm, hoping that he can get lose from my grip so he could Just fall to his miserable death already and get one last breathe in before he hits the ground. I do n't want to give him the satisfaction. Jesus is my stomach growling. That's when it hits me. 
 
 I pull him in and drop him to the ground. I can see he wants to get up and run but all he's trying desperately to do is get enough air in his lungs to whine and moan like a bitch. He looks at me with an expression I have n't seen since I my last job 30 years ago after handling the manager from Dunkin' Donuts. How sad he looks, I grab him up by the collar and get him to his feet. I can see the color regaining in his face. He must think Its over, he'll live to see that troll wife of his again. 
 
 `` Plea.. please!'' 
 
 I say nothing, I turn him around and reach into his back pocket retrieving his crocodile skin wallet, what an asshole. I pull out a ten dollar bill and toss the wallet out the shattered window. 
 
 `` My frequent flyer miles!'' 
 
 I grab him by the belt of his pants and with a swift kick in the ass I send his sad mortal body plummeting to earth. 
 
 Let me tell you, 
 This place makes the best regular slice in the city. 
 
 
 Hey guys! First time writer here if anyone's gotten this far I'd love to hear some constructive criticism, I have a feeling the story was a bit too drawn out but I was just having fun with it. 
 Thanks! 
 
 -edit: Spelling error
