[ WP ] You meet a serial killer . His next target is you and the only way to dissuade him is to persuade him why he is the worst serial killer .

Dude, are you serious right now? You're not even trying. You look pathetic. They call you the Third Time's a Charm killer because it takes you two attempts to actually kill somebody properly. And now you come to me. You stupid fuck. We've met twice before. You were in my home economics class way back in middle school. We actually hung out for a bit. You attempted to electrocute me when I was in the shower after I spent the night for a sleepover by throwing a toaster into the shower with me, though you forgot to plug it in. I thought it was just a funny prank, so I laughed it off. 
 
 Then we met again senior year of high school, biology class. You tried to kill me again by giving me a desk that had a shitty leg. You spent detention whittling down the metal leg of the desk to have it shaped like a shiv. You then weakened the other side of the desk so it would collapse in the direction of the leg shaved like a shiv. You hoped it would collapse and then impale me like some medievil weaponry, but luckily for me the teacher moved my desk that day, and put out a work order for the custodians to take this dangerous desk away. I then realized that you were no longer trying to play a prank, but rather flat out kill me. I never understood why. We were such good friends at one point. Maybe you were jealous of me. Maybe you just got off on the fact that if you killed me, it would give you some sick false sense of power you have over me. But here I still stand, as do you, many years later of unsuccessfully killing me. 
 
 I do n't really understand why you've been trying to kill me all these years. But like I said, they call you the Third Time's a Charm killer for a reason. This being your third time we've met, I would expect that my death is slow, yet painful, having learned from your past mistakes. I thought of another name for you Wiley E. Coyote Killer, because no matter what you do, I've been one step ahead of you. I am the roadrunner to your Wiley E. You are just truly pathetic at this point. If there was a university of serial killers, you would be laughed at and pointed at by the greats: Dahmer, Gein, Ted Bundy. You know you've mastered something when you make it look easy. Dahmer went years without getting caught. Same for Bundy. They also have one thing over you. They've killed, and quite successfully. You however are an embarrassment to serial killers everywhere, and I suggest you just give up now. You are a pathetic fuck. 

