[ WP ] In the future , redditism is actually the biggest religion on earth .

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 Redditism is the biggest religion on Earth. As time progresses, fewer and fewer bog themselves down with pesky sentimentality. Because there is no God, there is only math, and everyone is an engineer. All Redditors are made in nobody's image because they're not special snowflakes. In fact, a mutual hatred that exists among all Redditors enhances humanity's relationship with the versatile lord and savior, Snoo. His antenna notes the birth of the first unequivocal thought; the first fact. His plain features note the perfect absence of feeling. We Redditors hope to be like Snoo and reach Snoovana, one day. I shall arrive there, first, of course. I'm not a neckbeard or a social justice warrior like everyone else, and neither is my girlfriend ( ***WITH WHOM I HAVE SEX*** ). 
 
 Naysayers and `` Reformers'' hassle our way of life, though. They believe that Reddit is about *learning* and *sharing* and *having fun*. `` We love cat videos, we love everyone, and we want to help,'' they blaspheme. One may only offer *tsks* toward such an impractical group of people. Idiots, the lot of them.
