[ WP ] Write about a card game where the rules and cards get more and more ridiculous as the game goes on .

Player 1 plays a **Blue Charge Crystal** 
 Player 1 summons **Dragon Whelp** using 1 Blue Charge 
 
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 Player 2 plays a **Yellow Charge Crystal** 
 Player 2 summons a **Young Valiant** using 1 Yellow Charge 
 
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 Player 1 playes a **Red Charge Crystal** 
 Player 1 powers up **Dragon Whelp** with **Fire Breath** using 1 Red Charge 
 
 **Dragon Whelp** breathes fire on **Young Valiant**. Critical hit! 
 **Young Valiant** dies and is replaced with **Charred Skeleton** 
 
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 Player 2 plays a **Small Village** 
 Player 2 summons **Grieving Family** using 1 Village 
 
 **Grieving Family** holds a funeral for **Charred Skeleton** 
 **Dragon Whelp** is inflicted with *Regret* 
 
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 Player 1 plays a **Temple to Grathaar** inside Player 2's **Small Village** 
 Player 1 summons a **Priest of Resurrection** using 1 Temple to Grathaar 
 
 **Priest of Resurrection** casts *Resurrect* on **Charred Skeleton** 
 **Charred Skeleton** becomes **Resurrected Valiant** 
 **Grieving Family** becomes **Reunited Family** 
 **Dragon Whelp** loses *Regret* 
 *4000 Gold Coins* are transferred from Player 2 to Player 1's treasury. 
 
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 Player 2 plays **Bureaucracy** 
 Player 2 summons **Tax Collectors** using **Bureaucracy** 
 
 **Tax Collectors** use *Collect Taxes* on **Priest of Resurrection**. Critical hit! 
 *870 Gold Coins* and *47 Crystal Marks* are transferred from Player 1 to Player 2's treasury 
 **Priest of Resurrection** is inflicted with *Audit* 
 
 **Reunited Family** defends **Priest of Resurrection** from **Tax Collectors** 
 **Tax Collectors** retaliate with *Obstruction of Legal Proceedings* 
 *180 Gold Coins* are transferred from **Reunited Family** to Player 2's treasury 
 **Reunited Family** is inflicted with *Poverty* 
 
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 Player 3 plays **Tower of Evil** 
 Player 3 summons **Army of Orcs** using **Tower of Evil** 
 
 **Army of Orcs** uses *Raid* on **Player 2's Castle** 
 **Player 2's Castle** is destroyed. *1050 Gold Coins*, *47 Crystal Marks*, and **Yellow Charge Crystal** are plundered from the remains. 
 Player 2 is inflicted with *Exile* 
 
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 Player 1 plays **Call to Arms** 
 **Priest of Resurrection**, **Resurrected Valiant**, **Dragon Whelp**, and **Tax Collectors** respond to the call. 
 
 **Priest of Ressurection** argues with **Tax Collectors** 
 **Tax Collectors** retaliates with *Bigger Problems* 
 **Priest of Resurrection** is inflicted with *Mollified* 
 
 **Priest of Resurrection**, **Resurrected Valiant**, **Dragon Whelp**, and **Tax Collectors** become **Misfit Fellowship** 
 
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 Player 3 playes **Orc Commander** 
 **Orc Commander** takes charge of **Army of Orcs** 
 
 **Army of Orcs** uses *Raid* on **Small Village** 
 **Small Village** is razed. **Temple to Grathaar** is defiled. *237 Gold Coins* are plundered from the remains. 
 **Reunited Family** becomes **Prisoners** 
 
 **Resurrected Valiant** uses *Cry*. It's not very effective. 
 
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 **Misfit Fellowship** plays **Training** 
 *10 years* pass 
 
 **Dragon Whelp** uses *Grow* 
 **Dragon Whelp** becomes **Young Drake** 
 
 **Resurrected Valiant** uses *Aspire to Knighthood* 
 **Resurrected Valiant** becomes **Young Knight** 
 
 **Young Drake** uses *Dragon Bond* on **Young Knight** 
 **Young Drake** and **Young Knight** become **Young Dragonrider** 
 
 **Priest of Resurrection** travels to **Mysterious Temple** 
 **Priest of Resurrection** gains *Secret Knowledge* 
 **Priest of Ressurection** becomes **Battlepriest of Grathaar** 
 
 **Tax Collectors** invent *Tax Codes* 
 **Tax Collectors** evolve into **IRS** 
 
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 Player 3 uses *Expand Empire* 
 Player 3 gains **Elf Retreat**, **Dwarven City**, and **Neighboring Kingdom** 
 
 **Elves**, **Dwarves**, and **Citizens** become **Slaves** 
 Player 3 uses *Whip* on **Slaves** 
 **Slaves** use *Build* to construct **Fortifications** 
 
 **Orc Commander** uses *Threaten* on **Prisoners** 
 **Prisoners** retaliate with *Defiance* 
 **Orc Commander** uses *Torture* on **Prisoners** 
 **Younger Brother** surrenders 
 
 **Orc Commander** brings **Younger Brother** to Player 3 
 Player 3 casts *Dark Magic* using **Yellow Power Crystal** 
 **Younger Brother** is inflicted with *Lycanthropy* 
 **Younger Brother** uses *Scream in Pain*. It has no effect. 
 **Younger Brother** becomes **Werewolf**
