[ WP ] A man wakes up one day to find that he had gained a superpower . The next day , he gains another , completely random and new superpower . This continues everyday . At first , everything seems fine , even awesome . Until his randomly generated superpowers started to conflict with each other ...

Phil woke up the same way he had for the last few days. It was the middle of the afternoon, and he pulled out his phone to browse reddit. Phil sighed as he scrolled down reddit. Everything he had clicked on was very uninteresting, but that did not cure his inertia. 
 
 `` Oh what's this?'' Phil glanced at a particular writing prompt. It was something regarding superpowers- and there was a link. 
 
 *A link to a random superpower? That's awesome! * 
 
 Phil clicked, interested to see what combination he would receive. `` [ Light Generation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Generation ).'' *Interesting. * 
 
 Phil clicked back and tried the link again. `` [ Wax Constructs ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wax_Constructs ).'' He tried it again. `` [ Gold Generation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Generation )'' *Ugh, this sucks! Nothing cool at all. * Phil tried one last time. `` [ Grand Design Construction ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction ).'' 
 
 Phil smiled. *That would certainly be the end of any story. * `` The power to create one's own totality and exhaustively plan and manipulate every event deterministically.'' *No superpower would trump that. * 
 
 Phil felt rather proud of himself for breaking the game. `` Well that made for some good light reading.'' 
 
 A flash of light penetrated the room, which left Phil blinded. He felt dizzy, and lay still on his bed. Slowly, his vision returned. 
 
 *What the hell... * Phil glanced around his room. He saw nothing out of the ordinary. *Did I just... nah. That's crazy. * Phil laughed at himself. Perhaps his light blew out. At the same time, however, Phil wondered. `` Light.'' 
 
 Another bright flash enveloped the room, blinding Phil for the second time. Phil lay still and waited once more. *No fricking way. * `` Let there be light!'' 
 
 A third flash. 
 
 For the rest of the day, Phil played with his new-found powers until he exhausted himself during the late hours of the night. 
 
 When Phil woke up the second day, he saw that his wax candles were melting. *Did I overdo my powers? * `` Light!'' A flash pierced the space generating from his fingertips and bouncing in every direction. `` Oh good I still have it. Light!'' The light bounced again with the exact same effect. `` Ah...'' 
 
 Phil stared at his melted candles and noticed that the wick was still in place. A thought occurred to him. If he could melt candles with his light, perhaps he could concentrate it into a death-laser. Phil reached to grab the candle, but before he touched it, the wax moved. Phil jolted out of bed. 
 
 `` Light!'' He blasted the candle with a spear of blinding light. Nothing happened. 
 
 `` Light!'' He sent another flying. The wax candle remained immoving. 
 
 Phil slowly walked over and examined it carefully. He then moved to touch the wax again, and once more it moved. He touched it, and it swirled to wrap around his hand. He pointed down, and the wax moved downwards. He pointed up, and the wax flew to the ceiling. 
 
 *What was that second link I clicked on yesterday? * Phil checked his phone history, which promptly answered his question. `` [ Wax Constructs ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wax_Constructs ).'' *Heh interesting... * 
 
 Phil gathered all the candles he could and spent the day sculpting a perfect wax model of his favourite nude pornstar. For the rest of the day, Phil played with his new-found powers until he once again exhausted himself during the late hours of the night. 
 
 On the third day, Phil awoke eager to try his new power. `` [ Gold Generation ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Generation ).'' He hopped out of bed and touched every surface he could, yet nothing would transform into gold. Frustrated, Phil grabbed his phone yet again. `` Roger Smith ( American Dad ) can crap gold.'' *Oh. * 
 
 Phil ran to the kitchen and ate a full bowl of high-fiber oatmeal. Phil squeezed whatever he could out of his bowels, and he found a glittering mass at the bottom of the toilet. `` Holy shit.'' 
 
 This day, however, Phil found that he could not just crap gold all day- so he played around with the other powers he had until he once again became bored. Phil went to bed early, eager to see his last power. 
 
 When Phil awoke on the fourth day, he felt a vast sum of power welling within him. `` Is this it? [ Grand Design Construction ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction )?'' Phil found that he was a god- not only in the physical sense, but also mentally. He had the incredible ability to think so clearly that the power to create everything was not only possible, but easy. Even so, Phil hesitated. Compared to the last few powers, this had huge implications. A mere stray thought may completely change the world. 
 
 Phil organised his thoughts. *Let's try something basic first, what do I know of the universe? Perhaps I should first try to create the world exactly as it is now, and see if I can. * With barely an effort, Phil reshaped the Beginning. `` Let there be light'' he said, and the light separated from the darkness. Galaxies formed and the earth slowly cooked into the perfect stew for life. He grew the micro-organisms and evolved all of earth's creatures until they were exactly what he needed to progress. He conducted history and shaped it to what had occurred- and Phil could see with absolute certainty that this was so. 
 
 From there, he shaped his own life, and got to the present day. Up until the magical writing prompt- user PureSmoulder was to write this innocent post, and from there Phil saw how he gained the powers he had recieved. 
 
 Phil considered what he had done. `` I am... God. What I thought everyone was worshipping all this time... it was me.'' Phil smiled. He enjoyed his new title. Phil wondered if people would take him seriously if he wrote `` God & Creator of all beings'' on his resume. `` What a silly question, of course they would. I can make them.'' 
 
 Phil laughed as he grew more and more excited. He could reshape history. Perhaps he would try a world where every girl in the world was attracted to him. He could probably live there for a few years. Then, he would try being president. *President? Oh, that's lame. Supreme Ruler of Earth. Ah, that's better. * Phil could make anything he wanted come true- perhaps he could even try wackier things, like altering physics. 
 
 As Phil thought, his mind wandered back to his new power. `` [ Grand Design Construction ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Grand_Design_Construction ).'' It was limitless- was n't it? To test this out, Phil looked at his flabby stomach, and willed it to grow a six-pack. Nothing happened. 
 
 `` What?'' he re-read the description of the power. It allowed him to determine everything. Why? *Perhaps... perhaps I do have limits. Perhaps the laws of physics can not be violated. * He re-read the description once again. `` Subset of [ Omnipotence ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence )''. He was in fact restricted. He could not conjure abs, but he could make himself work for them. He could alter his gene pool so his family were well-endowed, but could not spontaneously create them. *How do I overcome this? * 
 
 Phil went back to the original writing prompt. `` The next day, he gains another, completely random and new superpower.'' *Ah. * Phil smiled. *The magic reddit post will help me here. * Phil set everything until it was exactly the day after he gained `` Grand Design Construction.'' He smiled as he held his phone in his hand, thumb ready to click on the next power he would receive. He would just keep doing so until he got to [ Omnipotence ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence ). 
 
 `` Alright, this is it!'' Phil smiled and crossed his fingers. 
 
 [ Nonexistence ] ( http: //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence )
