[ WP ] You find out your beloved pet is the last member of it 's species , and it can only be cloned by disecting it in less than a week , before it 's DNA becomes unusable .

I grinned, eager, raising the baseball bat over my head. 
 
 `` No, this wo n't be a problem at all. I'll have the remains to you by noon.'' I called over to the phone, which had been set to speaker. `` Hold on a sec.'' 
 
 Smashing up my kitten-like house companion had always been a fantasy I'd been all too willing to entertain. The little bastard had it coming. 
 
 `` Alright, thanks so much for your donation.'' replied the voice over the speaker. `` We look forward to dissecting the creature presently. You do n't know what you've done, for science and progress.'' 
 
 Minutes later I was scrubbing blood off the wall and ceiling fan. Time to go out and buy a new pet. 

