[ WP ] Deities from all beliefs and religions are coming together for a meeting to discuss the millennial `` employee of the month '' .

`` Bro, you kiddin' me?'' 
 
 `` You kidding *me*? Bro? Why should you get it? You're flat out awful.'' 
 
 `` I'm awful? No, *you're* awful.'' 
 
 `` No. You are!'' 
 
 `` Bro, you suck.'' 
 
 `` I know you are but what am I?'' 
 
 Ra pressed his meaty palm against his forehead in a vain attempt to alleviate the throbbing ache that afflicted his bird-brain. He looked over at Vishnu whose fourth hand was absent-mindedly spinning a basketball atop the third hand's index finger, clearly not bothering to engage in the conversation. Beside him, Baldr, the dreamily Norse God of bulging biceps, was flexing one hoping to get the attention of Aphrodite who had buried herself intently on a game of candy crush on her iPhone 3. 
 
 Ra breathed in deeply and then let out a caw of disgust as he stared down the two lanky teenagers bickering at the end of the table. 
 
 `` Fuckin' hell. Jesus. *Muhammed*. Just shut up a minute, wo n't you?''
