[ WP ] You are a professional pickpocket . You 've just picked someones pocket only to discover that the thing you have stolen is truly horrifying .

James often referred to himself as the “ gentleman pickpocket ”. This is due to James ’ insistence that he also do something for each of his victims to make their day a bit brighter while he made their pockets lighter. Coincidentally, this random act of kindness proved the perfect distraction to pick the mark ’ s pocket. 
 
 The sun beamed down on the bustling crowds as James, dressed in some of his finest haberdashery, walked along Grant Avenue in San Francisco's Chinatown. James prefered to visit more exotic locations because the quality of the treasures he would acquire would be of a much more refined taste. He often referred to visiting an older area as “ going antique shopping with a blindfold on ”. However, today would be the last time the gentleman pickpocket would freely walk in the sunlight. 
 
 It was then that James spied the perfect target, a wealth looking Chinese man who appeared to be in his 80 ’ s. As he approached James swiped a bottle of water from a cart he passed and approached the old man. “ Say old timer, its such a hot day why don ’ t you have some of this water so you don ’ t get dehydrated ” said James. Meanwhile James thrust his hand into the old man ’ s pocket to fish around for some treasure. It was at that moment James felt something like a bee sting on his index finger. 
 
 “ You fool! ” shrieked the old man as he produced from his pocket an ancient syringe that contained a neon glowing orange viscous fluid. The old man ’ s eyes burned as he said “ You have just contaminated your body with the blood of the ones who walked before time ” You better get indoors fast before you burst into flames ”.
