[ EU ] The SCP Foundation seizes the small town of Night Vale .

> **Item #: ** SCP-5482 
 
 > **Object Class: ** Euclid 
 
 > **Special Containment Procedures: ** At least 15 agents must be stationed in SCP-5482 at all times. To ensure safety, 142 secret bunkers have been constructed throughout the town. Agents must memorize all 142 locations before deployment. Agents report new anomalies to Site B-45, a faux radio station, where they are transmitted to the outer Foundation in the form of a radio show ( `` Welcome to Night Vale''. ) Additional details are available from Dr. Palmer as needed. No SCP above Safe level should be brought into SCP-5482. Due to the self-containing nature of all anomalies within SCP-5482, the O5 Council believes no additional containment measures are necessary. 
 
 > **Special note per O5-█: ** Any personnel suggesting the use of SCP-5482 as a storage site for [ SCP-1434 ] ( http: //www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1434 ) ~~may~~ will face demotion. 
 
 > **Description: ** SCP-5482 is a town located at ██.████, ██.████ known to residents as `` Night Vale.'' Its official population is ██, ███, and has remained constant for 15 years, despite frequent deaths and few known births or immigrants. The town is the site of numerous anomalous items and events, at the last count 
 
 *4370? * Christ. And it's only been a week! Why could n't they let an intern write this up? Oh, right, we do n't *have* interns. 
 
 This will be a long day.
