[ WP ] Humanity is semi-immortal , regenerating from violent death the next day . You died in a particularly embarrassing way , and now have to face your coworkers/schoolmates/family the following morning .

`` So please tell me, *how* did you die?'' 
 
 Tge death manager asked me in an unbelieving tone. I had trouble getting my last death approved by the government, so god only knows how this one will go over 
 
 `` I ^ate ^a ^live ^hamster'' 
 
 The heavyset black woman recording my death burst into laughter while i tried to make myself smaller in my seat. I tried to swallow my embarassment, but the words had already been said. I mean, atleast it didnt hurt my record very badly. it wasnt like i'd overdosed on anything or got shot in a gang, but it would still hurt my pride. 
 
 The death recorder wrote up my death in an endless torrent of laughter. The last thing i heard from her office as i walked out was her laughing and telling her peers, who joined the symphony of embarassment. 
 
 If you were in thee same situation that i was, you totally would of swallowed the rodent. I was at a party, everyone was lookimg at me, a ring of anticipating eyes waiting for the furry little bastard to go down my throat. Had i not had a few drinks, i probably would of chickened out. But i swallowed that furrball whole. The moment i swallowed i could feel its little claws trying to dig and scratch and scrape their way up in the abyss. All of the hamster's efforts didnt help it very much, but it did manage to damage my internal organs, causing me to die of internal bleeding. 
 
 At work the next day everyone knew. At work, everyone laughed. I had a few new nicknames like `` the guniae pig gulper'' or `` hamsters down the hatch harry'' the laughs of the day came from questions such as: `` could you eat my daughter's hamster? Little shit drives me crazy at night on its wheel! ``, `` would you like to have a mouse for lunch to go along with the hamster?'' and other jokes and jests.
