[ WP ] Scientists discover an algorithm for predicting a person 's date of death with 95 % confidence . When you finally decide to enter your parameters into the algorithm you see a surprising result .

*snap* 
 
 The doctor put on his rubber gloves as he walked into my room. 
 
 `` Uh, doc I am just here for the basic D.D.F. ( Death Date Finder ). You do n't actually need to use that do you?'' 
 
 `` Oh, no. I just like to give my patients a good scare.'' The doctor chuckles to himself. `` Alright, all we need is a very small amount of your blood which will be scanned and we should get results within the hour.'' 
 
 As he walked towards me with the needle in one hand an collector I began to feel uneasy. I am not afraid of needles, but putting things inside of me always made me cringe. The doctor preformed the very basic procedure and walked out with the test tube. Now the waiting process. I decided to pull out my phone and check Reddit, my holy source of entertainment. After getting to about the 12 page I checked my watch and began to wonder what was taking so long. I looked towards the door and my eyes met with a nurse looking through the glass. She quickly turned and continued on her way.'Hmm, wonder what her problem is.' After another 5 minutes or so I noticed people were staring as they walked by and some even tried to sneak a picture of me.'Alright, what is going on. Is this some sort of prank. Whatever I'll just leave and they can text me the results.'As I walked towards the door many of the assorted medical staff began to rush away.'What the hell, this is just plain rude now.' As I found my way to the front door I looked outside and saw flashing lights, orange jumpsuits, and a few S.W.A.T. officers with high powered rifles. 
 
 I pushed the door open and as I took my first step outside I was immediately yelled at. 
 
 `` Get on the ground!!! I said GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!'' 
 
 I did as the officer said and tried to remain as calm as possible. 
 
 `` Officer, whats going on? I only s..'' 
 
 `` SHUT UP!! Keep your hands where I can see them! No sudden moves either!'' 
 
 As the officer handcuffed me I felt a slight poke in my neck and suddenly the world began to tilt. The cars all began to fly and the trees began to sink. I felt my head hit the pavement and I was out cold. 
 
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 I awoke to basic hospital sounds, like a heart rate monitor, an air pump, etc. I was still cuffed, but this time they were soft and I had a little bit more room to move around. I began to struggle slightly and that was when a new doctor approached. He was wearing one of the big orange suits I had seen earlier. He looked like he came straight from a Scifi movie. 
 
 `` Whastgbbglbblbl'' I tried to talk but quickly noticed the tube down my throat. 
 
 `` Oh, no need to worry sir, we will keep you safe.'' Said the doctor, all too mysteriously. `` You see, we have been waiting for someone like you to come around, and it seems like the waiting is over. I bet you are wondering why you are here, well it involves that test you did a week ago at the doctors office.'' 
 
'Holy crap, did he just say week!?' 
 
 `` I assure you we will answer all of your questions but to start of I will read you the results of your test. You are Greg Duncan, born in New York, New York on February 8, 1984. You are currently unmarried, living alone in a small town in Nebraska. You prospected death date, which may be off by 3-4 years, is February 8, 1984... BC.'' 
 
 Edit: still trying to get this whole formatting thing down.
