[ WP ] In a world full of villains with various supernatural powers , you are a powerless cop . Yet you 've made a name for yourself for using your quick wits and situational awareness to take down everything from muggers to bank robbers . Today you 're called out on another case in progress .

`` Did you say the bank is *floating*?'' Jack scratched his beard. It was greasy and red splotches were visible under the thinner patches. His arms and belly were large and he moved slowly. This was the famous Jack who had taken down Firefall, Psychic Joe, and The Blight? 
 
 Our sirens blared red and blues and sure enough an entire bank was hovering a hundred meters above the rest of the block. Chunks of concrete fell from beneath its marble pillars pelting the streets below. 
 
 Radios were frantic,'Oh god there are bodies everywhere! What the hell?!' `` Jesus Christ he's dropping rocks on our cruisers!'' 
 
 A helicopter circled the floating bank keeping a safe distance from masked men firing rifles in its direction. 
 
 Jack seemed unusually calm. He spoke over the radio,'Who placed caution tape around the crater where the bank used to be?' Silence on the radio, and then `` None of us, sir.'' 
 
'Any confirmed casualties?' More silence, and then `` No, sir.'' 
 
 `` Luke, pull up directly to the crater. Ignore the floating island bank thing.'' 
 
'Where are you going with this? People are dying and you're preoccupied with caution tape?' 
 
 Jack sipped his coffee and smiled, `` Details are everything.'' He pointed to a bird flying towards the crater, `` Watch.'' 
 
'You're insane.' 
 
 `` Watch!'' The bird dove through the streets and as it reached the space above the caution tape, it disappeared. 
 
'What? How could it just disappear?' 
 
 `` Just as I thought!'' Jack grabbed the radio, `` Ignore the floating bank! It's a trick! Surround the crater! It's a powerful illusionist, not an insanely powerful psychic!'' He sat back in his seat and sipped his coffee again, with a grin. In a short amount of time a dozen cruisers were surrounding the crater, cops with weapons drawn slowly approaching the yellow tape. One of them slowly reached his hand through the tape and nodded a go ahead to the other cops. They all disappeared. 
 
 In a brief moment the floating bank, the mangled bodies and rocks in the street, and crushed police cruisers all faded as the crater filled revealing the real bank. 
 
 A lone masked man stood with his hands behind his head and bags of money at his feet as a dozen armed cops surrounded him. 
 
 `` He escaped'' Jack spoke to the radio, `` That's another illusion.'' 
 
'What?' The radio spoke. One of the cops approached the surrendering figure and it faded with everything else.'God damnit.' 
 
 Jack leaned over to me, `` Is it funny to you that one of our men is carrying those bags to his cruiser?'' and spoke `` Apprehend Michael's. It's our thief, not actually Michaels.'' Upon hearing this on the radio the cop carrying the bags dropped the bags and began to hover in the air. Jack laughed and exited the car as the crew of police began taking shots at the floating figure. 
 
 A skyscraper sized monster appeared and began breathing fire from its many tentacles as Jack lumbered directly to its feet. With one heavy punch the monster disappeared and a masked man lay unconscious on the concrete. The cops cheered as Jack nursed his now broken hand. 
 
'That was amazing, sir!' 
 
 Jack winced, `` Yeah well, now I might not be as handy in the future.'' 
 

