[ WP ] God shows you 3 Doors . Door One leads to eternal happiness , Door Two leads to infinite knowledge . Then there is Door Three , and God has never opened it yet .

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 Patiently Christopher waited for the not so all-knowing god to reveal his ignorance. If not for the vacancy of time in this realm this ordeal would have lasted far too long. 
 
 Jehova exhibited all the worst traits of a poor car salesman, an obnoxious level of persistence, the stench of desperation and a restlessness that caused one to mistrust any confidence one may have put in the creator previously. 
 
 `` Christopher. I must implore that you reconsider. Your existence has been dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge and understanding, You sit here now prepared to forsake just that for what? To Spite me, to spite yourself?'' 
 
 The contrarian was visibly unmoved, he had decided long ago. 
 
 God continued to filibuster `` Happiness has never been a chief incentive of yours, this I know. You must trust me Christopher, door three is not the door you were destined for.'' 
 
 His Holiness had only bolstered the resolve of the unruly sheep, this was exactly the catalyst of his intentions. Spending time listening to the arguments and protests of the celestial he had come to realize that one's life through god was in fact truly fatal. 
 
 All choices chosen, all outcomes predetermined, will was simply an elaborate myth passed down from one ignorant mammal to another bound in servitude to the lord and his princes. Now for the first time John was truly free, and he felt it. The affliction of mortality, the burdens of his relationships, and most greatly the dictation of the divine had all been lifted from his weary being. He was not prepared to once again bend the knee. 
 
 Defiantly Christopher cleaved through the protracted absurdity spilling from the greedy mouth of God, `` King of Kings, Lord of lords, Sultan of the saints,'' He mockingly exalted, `` I thank you for your concerns. However my question remains unanswered and my curiosity Unquenched, what lies beyond the Third and unused doorway.'' 
 
 The Omnipotent bowed his head in exhausted defeat and relented. Reluctantly his voice escaped his treasonous lips `` As stated upon you arrival to this place, I am bound to offer this opportunity to the race called Men of the planet earth who have served their sentence of mortality. Here I present you with Three doors, Firstly the door to eternal Happiness, Secondly the door to infinite knowledge, and ultimately the last door. This final door I have made clear to you is not one I advise. It has remained sealed from the time of creation of all creation, long before I arrived.'' 
 
 The god of Abraham paused in sad introspection `` I truly do not know, Christopher, what lies beyond the third door. Nor does anyone nor anything, only know that I can not help you once it is opened'' 
 
 Christopher was suddenly frightened, though he did not know why. The core of his existence went cold with trepidation. As he slowly ambled towards the door, his emotions briefly betrayed him and his heart panged with grief at the thought of losing the god of his childhood. 
 
 `` There Christoper, I have confessed and once again urge you to reconsider. What you find beyond that door can never be unfound. The consequences of knowing the unknowable are dire'' 
 
 Dreamily he extended his hand to the ancient handle. 
 
 A frantic and pathietic voice cried out `` I God, Lord of Sabaoth, Commander of the Elohim, Conqueror King of the heathen deities, the Alpha and the Omega command you to surrender to my will and you will be forgiven for your heresy'' 
 
 Christopher pulled the dust covered ornate door open and turned to take one last look back at the vanquished god, he was no where to be found. 
 
 The brave lamb of man turned back to the newly opened portal, and smiled. 
 
 He was free. 

