[ WP ] The straw that broke the Grimm Reaper 's back

If you do n't mind listening, I really got ta vent for a few minutes. 
 
 I'm sick of this fucking job. Day in, day out, same old shit. I get a work order from HR, I read it, I meet and greet the new employee, and I sit him at his desk. That's it. That's my entire fucking job. New employee, meet and greet, have a seat. Rinse and repeat. I feel like a cattle driver. 
 
 My boss is the biggest fucking asshole ever. He cooked up this job for me, spur of the moment-like, and just drops it on my lap saying it's a temporary thing. I think, `` Great, maybe this will give me some chance at upward mobility.'' I could not have possibly been more incorrect. As soon as the company started to expand, my workload got exponentially worse, and now I can barely keep up. 
 
 So the other day, I'm in my office working on my normal intake schedule, when Michael comes by and drops a huge, thick project plan down. I look at it, and sure enough, they're pulling the fucking trigger on Rapture. I've only got 144,000 desks left before we're officially a fire hazard, too. 
 
 I'm tired of this shit. I'm just going to fill up these desks as fast as I can and tell the boss I quit. They can rot outside the gates for all I care.
