[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

Another day, another hectic day at work. How do these earthlings even tolerate this? Ah, If only I could.....no, I vowed not to. *Sigh* Damn. It would n't be this bad if it were n't for that no good boss of mine. Oh, here he comes again. That son of a gun better mind his own business. 
 
 Dave ( My boss ): `` Fuck are you thinking about? You're not paid to think, you dumb ape. I want these invoices on my desk in an hour or you'll have to find another job.'' 
 
 This guy has had it out for me ever since I joined here, two years ago. I look around to see if anybody heard that. No one looks up from their work, but who am I kidding? With a voice like that, the clerk in the building across the street would've heard his insults. If only he knew who I was, he would fall on his knees and grovel, like the scum he is. The odd part is, he does n't treat anybody else the way he treats me. I wonder why? One would think I killed his cat or something. 
 
 ( A long, arduous day later ) And.....I'm done for the day. Managed to keep that timeline after all. Damn, what the hell does he want now? 
 
 Dave: Are you done with the filing I asked you to do? 
 
 ( Internally ) No shit. Why do you think I'm leaving, moron? 
 
 Me: Yes, Sir. Got them done just in time. 
 
 Dave: Good, then you can handle these purchases. I could n't do them because I had to babysit your miserable ass. 
 
 Great. More work. This'll probably make me stay till midnight. That ass. 
 
 ( One all-nighter later ) 
 Shit, It's two in the morning. No sleep for me, I guess. Sometimes I wish I did n't have this mortal body, so bogged down by exhaustion. Sometimes I also watch as Dave takes the night off, or leaves early because he `` felt like it''. Anyway, I need to get home and get some rest, not that there'll be much of that. 
 
 ( four and a half restless hours of sleep and 20 minutes of speeding later ) 
 Shit, I'm ten minutes late. I hope Dave is n't there. 
 
 Dave: How you doing? 
 
 Shit. 
 
 Dave: Had your morning coffee yet? Did your momma forget to wake you up on time? 
 
 Me: Actually, I... 
 
 Dave: SHUT IT! I do n't even know why you work here. Your lousy ass should've been fired on DAY ONE!! 
 
 You know what? Screw this guy. I'm tired of his BS. 
 
 Dave: Are you even listening, you idiot? 
 
 Me: You know Dave, I never really liked you. 
 
 Dave: Do you think I give a..... 
 
 Me: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! 
 
 My mortal disguise burned away, and I stood in front of him, godly aura et all. Dave might have had three heart attacks, and a couple of strokes thrown in with that. 
 Well, to cut a long story short, I decided the mortal world was n't for me. I resigned from my job that day, and I've enjoyed life much more since then. 
 I'm sure Dave is fine. After all, humans do n't NEED all their limbs to survive. Or their eyes. Or their ears. Or their hair.
