[ WP ] A father is reading his six year old a fantasy story , but he starts to improvise when the content gets violent , and/or sexual .

Daddy, can you read the story about how everything change? 
 Alright darling, it started a long long time ago, in an age of many kingdoms. 
 Now all the kingdoms were angry at each other. Many were not playing fair. So they all started fighting. 
 The biggest of the kingdoms wanted to win the fight, so they woke up a sleeping dragon to defeat all the other kingdoms. 
 The dragon was very powerful, more powerful than anyone realized and caused nuclea.......mushrooms! Magical mushrooms to grow out of the ground and put everyone into a deep sleep with magical sleeping powder. 
 Did they ever wake up? 
 Well....no, they are still sleeping. And when they were sleeping, the dragon made a big mess of everything because he was grumpy that people woke him up. 
 I guess the moral of the story is do n't wake up a sleeping dragon. 
 Now take you radiation tablets, it's almost bedtime.
