[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

`` Oh no... I went to Hell, did n't I?'' 
 The man, half-standing and half-floating, was in an absolute emptiness. He had no idea how he got there, who he was, what his life in the Living World had been like. All he knew at this moment in time was 
 1 ) He was dead 
 and 
 2 ) There was nothing but the darkest black as far as the eye could see. 
 
 `` So my guess,'' he said aloud as a means to break away from the silence that plagued what would be the rest of his existence, `` is that I was an atheist. I do n't remember the names of any Higher Powers so this must be the atheist's hell.'' 
 It was then he realized that the more he talked, the more he remembered. Reasoning, it seemed, was the answer to regaining his memory. 
 
 `` Whelp. I guess this is what I get for caring more about Video Games than I did about actually living. I'll just....lie down over here and sleep forever away. Nothing better to do.'' 
 
 The man willed himself to float perpendicular from the ground, as he could n't actually land on it. He then closed his eyes, let his body relax and attempted to slee.... 
 
 WAHOO! 
 
 `` What the hell? Is there someone here with me?'' 
 
 The man's eyes snapped open as he sat himself up, spinning in circles rapidly trying to find the source of the noise. After five passes and nothing found, he decided to lie back down, facing upwards this time, and attempt to sleep again. 
 
 And then he noticed. 
 
 The ceiling. It was smiling clouds. Smiling clouds that were occasionally interrupted by the head and fist of a jumping pixelated man. 
 
 `` M... Mario?'' 
 
 He then realized what eternity really had in store for him. His TV had crushed him. He was inside it. He had lived his life worshiping video games so now, he got to spend his afterlife watching others do the same. 
 
 Unfortunately, he was at a terrible angle so all he could see right now was the top of a TV screen. He'd figure it out eventually, he figured. 
 
 Maybe even figure out how to play them from the other side. 
 
 Maybe even figure out how to live them. 
 
 He would do the same thing in death that he did in life. Merely from the other side of the screen. 

