[ WP ] You are an elite pickpocket . Describe your lifestyle .

Every morning is the same. 
 
 I get up promptly, at 6:15am. It's a short trip from my bed to the bathroom; my condominium is plush, but not particularly large. I'm only here for several months of the year, anyways. 
 
 My work is rewarding, though not particularly hard. At this point in my career, my associates do most of the work... though the spoils remain largely mine. 
 
 After the shower, a small breakfast -- always the same -- of egg whites and wheat toast. I need to be light on my feet, and I ca n't afford to look out of shape... image is everything in my line of work. 
 
 I'm a pickpocket, of sorts. My life is funded by others, usually with very little awareness. I lead a luxurious lifestyle, dining at the finest restaurants, free rides on private jets from... supporters. The occasional blowjob from an ambitious young associate. 
 
 I wear the same basic outfit each day. Dark grey, but not quite charcoal. White shirt. A tie that says, `` I matter.'' I comb my hair, perfectly greying, in a slick part. Just so. 
 
 My driver arrives, promptly, at 7:30am. 
 
 `` Good morning sir,'' the same greeting everyday. 
 
 `` Morning Steph, what's my day look like?'' 
 
 `` Well, sir, you have an 8am with the Majority Leader, followed by the committee briefing.'' Steph was one such budding young associate. I hoped. 
 
 `` Very well. Get me the clips from last night when we get to the office.'' 
 
 Ten minutes later, give or take five minutes, we pull up to my office. I still ca n't believe the address, even though it's been 12 years. 
 
 I confidently stride into my office, place my bag down in its place. Sit in my plush leather office chair, and admire the name plate on my desk. 
 
 Senator Francis. 

