[ WP ] Red bull actually gives you wings

All right, screw it, I'll try this new drink called Red bull and see how it is, I guess it's supposed to give you a huge energy boost. 
 
 The commercials always say it gives you wings and has some crappy cartoon of some douche slamming a Red bull then taking off with his recently grown wings. 
 
 Obviously I did n't actually believe that I would sprout wings, but today was a Monday and I figured now is a better time than any to try an energy drink, I could use it today. 
 
 I stop at the gas station right before work and grab a 120z can then pay for it and return to my car. 
 
 I get to work and sit down at my desk and proceed to crack open this can of supposed miracles. 
 
 **sips** 
 
 I try a little at first, it's ok, slightly sour I guess, but the selling point is the energy boost not the amazing flavor, right? 
 
 I chug the rest in a second and throw the can away. I imagine this is like anything else and it will take a few to kick in. So I begin to do my work for the day. 
 
 As I sit there at my desk I feel a **zing** in my brain, yep, I just got a huge boost of energy, and I work in an office, man I really do n't feel like sitting here right now. Oh well, back to work. 
 
 All of a sudden I start hearing the theme song to the show `` Wings''. 
 What the hell? Where is that coming from? We do n't even have a television here at the office. 
 
 Ignore it, back to work, you are imagining things. 
 
 I continue to write my report when all of a sudden I feel like I'm sinking into my chair, am I crashing from this already? I only drank that Red bull 30 minutes ago... I ca n't be. 
 
 I can barely keep my eyes open for some reason and I fall asleep right there at my desk. 
 
 I wake up and I'm standing on a set, staring right at the actors from Wings. 
 
 Tim Daly approaches me and says `` You drank a Red bull, did n't ya?'' 
 

