[ WP ] There 's a school that kills all of its students at the end of their senior year . Everyone knows this , but you 're the only one who has a problem with it .

All my friends are really jazzed about Murder Day, but I think it sucks. 
 
 Nobody else has to put up with this nonsense. Across town at Turdboi Academy they all just throw their dumb hats in the air, chug syrup, and throat fuck all summer. 
 
 Not so at Dead Senior High. My parents are so lame, I ca n't believe they made me go here. I have 3 dads and a couple of moms and I hate them all. They sent me off to school today and they're all like `` Today's the big day sweetie'' and `` Try not to die out there, lol'' and `` Oh that's right they kill you at the end, hah'' and I'm just like `` Fuck off moms and dads, it's not even that funny''. 
 
 Everybody seems to think Murder Day is so fucking cool. Like, `` Maybe they'll use the guillotine this year, or maybe they'll just hang us, or like what if they drown us, would n't that be fun if they just drowned us?'' It's fucking dumb. If we all were n't gon na die anyway, I'd totally kill all my idiot friends. 
 
 Whatever. I do n't even care anymore. It's like, I never asked to be born into this world. Why should I have any say in when I leave? I'll just go back to doing whatever shit I was up to before this all started. With any luck that means throat fucking. You know, I bet the cough syrup when you die tastes great too. 
 
 Ok, fine. Show me what you got, teach. Take me now and do it right.
