[ WP ] You are a member of an alien race headed to Earth . Your mission ? Glass the planet . However , one unsuspecting animal stands in your way , and it 's not the one you 'd expect to fight back .

`` Stupid giraffe!'' I exclaimed. It had eaten my plasma cannon. That is all they ever do. I do n't understand why humans keep them around. Then again, maybe they keep the giraffes around to combat us? But they do n't know about us. They have delayed us from destroying earth for five earth days. They bite low flying space ships and cause mechanical failures. Which is really annoying. I sigh in defeat and go get another plasma cannon. I attach it to the ship. And take off. As I get above orbit, I fire the plasma cannon. Nothing happens. I look through the view hole. The plasma cannon is gone. I storm to the radio and tell my superiors that I can not destroy earth. As I leave the system, I look through the magna-hole and I swear I see a giraffe winking at me.
