[ WP ] `` God '' is actually two people : one who is omnipotent but not omniscient , and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent . They both hate each other .

`` I created you,'' Scient said. 
 
 Potent frowned while leaning back in his cloudy chair. The temperature in heaven was just right today, with rays of light creeping through the clouds above and onto the kingdom around them. Therefore there was no reason that Potent's face should be *this* red. `` If you created me, then why can I build a place like this while you ca n't even design a simple cloud?'' 
 
 Scient chuckled. `` You think this place was your doing? Those cliffs over there exist because I told you how to make them.'' He pointed at the grassy cliffs in the distance. `` And those clouds in that corner are only there because I said so. If I know more than you, then I must have created you.'' 
 
 Potent was even redder than before, he tugged his robe forward. `` If you're so damn perfect, then why did n't you make a place of your own...? Oh that's right, you ca n't.'' 
 
 `` That does n't mean anything,'' Scient said. 
 
 Potent stood up and stretched. `` There's a flaw in your all-knowing plan, brother. You have to be able to create to make stuff. All you can do is think.'' 
 
 Scient was on his feet now. `` And all you can do is build. The thought comes first in every creative process.'' 
 
 They were inches away from each other now. The Angels floating amongst the kingdom went from smiling to worried. Many of them took off and flew to the furthest point of the cloud bed. Far enough that they would n't feel too much of the force. 
 
 `` I bet I can create something without thinking about it,'' Potent said. 
 
 `` Hah!'' Scient replied, folding his arms, `` you could n't build a piece of cloud puff without me.'' 
 
 Potent scrunched up his face in concentration. It looked like he was about to unleash a massive bout of hot air, and the Angels instantly took cover. 
 
 Scient's grin grew wider with each passing second. `` Give up, thought trumps all.'' 
 
 And then there was a bang. 
 
 A big blue wonderful bang that brought a gust of wind with it, and made the grass shake and shiver, and made the Angel's feathers rustle from side to side. 
 
 In the distance, a little blue ball floated, it had smudges of green on its surface. 
 
 `` What the?'' Scient muttered. 
 
 `` I told you I could do it!'' Potent jumped up and down in victory. 
 
 
 
 
 

