[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

I'm an honest man. People do n't believe me, they paint me as this evil, satanic bastard with no moral standards, and they think every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie. No one *understands*. I've fought two wars, I've killed more men than I can count, and I've done a million and one things I regret. Hell, I was even part of an assassination plot during that year I spent in the USSR. So yeah, I'm guilty, but not of dishonesty. Please, you have to believe me. When have I ever lied to you? We were like brothers, once. Before you took her word over mine, we were inseparable. We could be that way again. Remember when we went on that group vacation in'97, and I went out every other night to buy myself a couple drinks? She told you I was sneaking out and fucking Lisa. You know, Lisa, your ex-girlfriend? That's bullshit, and you know it. I hated Lisa. I was n't sexing her up when you were n't looking, I was just trying to get some alone-time. Come *on*, man, you know me! I would never hurt you. We can be friends again. Just believe me.
