[ WP ] Earth was never meant to habitable . It was meant to be a prison for the worst creatures in the universe . Today , the jailers have landed to inspect their prison .

The blobs of flesh smashed without any grace upon the surface of the Earth, landing right in the middle of of nowhere. The head jailer eyed the grass with absolute disgust, taking delight in smashing it with his flomper. As he and his team of councilmembers flomped towards the city, he hissed at every single bunny he saw. He scowled at the butterflies. He growled at the flowers. 
 
 His team flomped to the city limit and spied an anomaly. The city, of which countless had been spotted by subcosmic sensors a few decades prior, demanded an explanation. The blobs grobbled past the sign, using their translators to determine their text, and flomped on. Finally the jailers inspected the town. The leader turned to his second officer and commanded him to scan for the life inhabiting the cities. With complete surprise, the prisoners had escaped. They were not the ones who built the city. 
 
 `` What are these?'' Asked the leader, picking up a cat. 
 
 `` According to my scans, it's a rare type of vertebrate called a Mammal.'' 
 
 `` A Mammal? We did n't put any Mammals here! Are there any others?'' 
 
 The second officer looked into a building and responded, `` Oh yes there are. These pests must have made the cities.'' 
 
 `` Where are all of the Max Security Prisoners?'' The leader asked. 
 
 `` As far as I can tell, the mammals could n't have survived in an environment with them in the ecosystem.'' 
 
 `` Where did they *go, * then?'' Asked the leader. One of the lower officers responded. 
 
 `` There's one of them. Close genetic match with these strange things,'' he said, pointing to a pigeon. 
 
 `` *That* is a Max Security Prisoner?'' Said the leader. 
 
 `` Looks like it.'' 
 
 `` Well that's torn it. They've escaped somehow ages ago. We'd better disconfigure the planet and start from scratch, we do n't want these mammals spreading to any nearby systems.''
