[ WP ] You find your cat playing Chess on your computer . He/She has two wins and no losses .

`` Jerry I thought I told you to stop taking heroine,'' said Dan, or was that really his name? I do n't remember anymore. `` It's gon na kill you someday.'' 
 
 `` But I swear Dan, my dog was playing chess with two wins! What are the odds of that?'' I said, sure that Donny would listen to me. 
 
 `` My name is Chris, and also, you do n't have a dog, you have a cat, and it does n't appreciate your heroine addiction. Call a therapy group or something.'' 
 
 `` Dillon, I can prove to you that my do- cat was playing chess and won two times!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, how? Did you take a picture of it while you were high? And my name is Chris, not Dillon, or Dan, or Donny!'' 
 
 `` Wait, how did you know I thought your name was Donny?'' 
 
 `` You're high Jerry.'' Said Dean, getting back to his chess game. 
 

