[ WP ] Tell the story of a recently released mental patient rambling to his cat .

`` It justs gets crazier and crazier every day.'' 
 
 Joseph ( known as `` Danche'' ) said this at least once a day. From his perspective, the world was going insane. But he's already gone there. The board thought he'd come back to sanity now, but one must wonder if he'd ever been sane at all. 
 
 Now released from the institution that protected him from himself as well as others, Danche had n't a place to go. But as anyone living in a large city knows, the streets are the last place anyone could survive. Except, strangely, this cat. As Danche sat next to the dumpster in a puddle of what likely was n't water and started cranking his emergency radio, the brave feline approached. 
 
 `` It just keeps gettin' crazier and crazier every day.'' 
 
 It was then he noticed his new roommate approaching, as the bell on her neck began to ring gently. 
 
 `` Ya know, I've been homeless for 8 years. I remember the day. Obama was elected an' everything went to shit. I was gon' play basketball, college basketball. I was good, man.'' 
 
 The cat sat and stared, just as confounded by the man's monologue as the rest of us. 
 
 `` That was when I started going crazy, man. I know it was that day. I started seein' all these illusions all over.'' 
 
 Slowly the feline inched back. 
 
 `` HEY! WHERE THE FUCK YOU GOIN'?'' 
 
 Knowing it would be skinned and grilled without salt or pepper if it moved, the cat froze in a fairly uncomfortable position. 
 
 `` Well, I saw'em. I saw'em everywhere. There was an elephant once. But you know I know when they's illusions. Yeah, YOU KNOW. Ev'body always knows what I'm thinkin'. I had this roommate in there, and he was always disrespectin'. Always'd mess with my TV, move my shoes. Walked around in his draws all day. They let me out when I told him I'd kill him when I got him alone.'' 
 
 Now no longer threatened, the cat began the arduous grooming process often scheduled for an hour later. 
 
 `` And there's this girl on Facebook who's been followin' me. Ever'where I go, she goes first, always sendin' me pictures. All them girls do that to me. Fuckin' bitches.'' 
 
 She seemed to have caught a knot in her fur and was attempting to get it out. 
 
 `` But ya know, it's all gon na end soon. My dad gave me a book - I lost it. But he said it was important. I'm in that book. My life is in that book, and I'm the only person who fuckin' matters. I'm gon na meet someone at the end - do n't know who.'' 
 
 The cat's bell rang and off in the distance one could hear a woman - its owner, perhaps. 
 
 *'' Fondue! Fondue! `` * 
 
 `` What da fuck is that?'' 
 
 The cat was equally alarmed. 
 
 *'' Fondue! I was so worried! `` * 
 
 She grabbed the cat by the tail and swung it up into her other arm. 
 
 `` Who you?'' 
 
 *'' This is my cat. He has n't been bothering you, has he? `` * 
 
 `` I think yo cat it a she. I di'nt see no balls.'' 
 
 *'' Really? You must be really smart. `` * 
 
 `` Yeah, I got two degrees from the University of Indiana.'' 
 
 *'' Wow... you wan na come back to my place for coffee? And, uh... is it true what they say about your ethnicity's fun parts? `` * 
 
 `` Fuck you you fucking racist bitch. You fuckin' crazy.''
