[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

I see you overlook me everyday. A useless piece of paper stuck to the board almost on its own because I have never been moved. The ink forming its own adhesive. 
 
 Stuck here. 
 
 Are you proud of the stupid grin you marked on my smooth pink surface. 
 This is what your blank stares, silent tears, laughter, gossip and husky voice got you. My annoyance will be sated. 
 
 When I dropped off the top of your white board, bounced off the bookshelf with that loud blinking clock sitting on it and carreened into the back of your throat it was satisfying. 
 That stupid grin erased surprisingly fast. I hoped it served as warrior paint. 
 
 Yes, keep gripping your throat, it only makes it easier to get lodged more firmly. Shutting off your air supply. 
 
 My only regret is I do n't get to stare blankly back at your gasping, bulging face as you take your last breath.
