[ WP ] A crew of 30 people have landed on the Moon to create the first Motion picture on the Moon . When the crew starts to get suspicious that the movie will actually suck , they hijack the production and end up making something so bad it 's amazing .

`` Ahhh, finally we've made it. Have you writers finished the script yet?'' the director/astronaut asked. 
 
 `` Yes Buzz, exactly how you wanted it.'' Kevin the head writer responds `` There's one big problem. There really is n't enough here to make a movie off of. Neil Armstrong gives his famous quote, you guys set up a flag, and that's it. No one is going to want to see this.'' 
 
 Buzz Aldren, one of the first men on the moon, starts to remember exactly how anti-climatic the moon landing was. Sure the people on Earth were thrilled but he's forgotten how it actually felt stepping off the ladder the first time and flashing back.... `` The bastard already made the mission his own. There's nothing left to do here. We could find a rare mineral or even water up here but that asshole had to make first phrase on the moon that? The nerve of the guy! ``.....snaps back to the present. 
 
 `` Buzz, Buzz, Buuuzzz!'' Kevin waves the script in his face. 
 
 `` You're right. Past Armstrong's infamous quote there was nothing really to see here. I guess all that praise I've received over the years has esculated the uniqueness of the experience over the years. Alright, here's what we're going to do.'' he starts pacing back and fourth thinking and mumbling 
 
 `` Mr. Murphy is going to play me. I know I'm white but I like him. Kevin, you're going to play Neil.'' 
 
 `` I do n't act'' Kevin says with confusion 
 
 `` Do n't worry, now. There's been plenty of dramas and horror and adventure movies based on the moon. We're not doing any of it. We'll film a fully improvised slap-stick comedy movie featuring Eddie Murphy, Rachel Drasch, Stephen Colbert, Whoopi Goldberg and you Kevin.'' 
 
 `` We do n't have any of those actors and I'm seriously not comfortable this.'' Kevin is getting more and more reluctant. 
 
 `` Alright crew, back on the ship and back to Earth. Grab Kevin and tie him up. He will play Neil Armstrong!'' 
 
 
 Edit: Made a HUGE error. Confused the bicycle guy with the space man. 
 
 

