[ WP ] A guy finds the perfect avocado

*Ring, ring. Click. * 
 
 `` Hey, Harry, what's up? I was just thinking about grabbing a cup of coffee-'' 
 
 `` Hi Leone, sorry I do n't have time, things, are, happening!'' 
 
 `` Sounds exciting.'' 
 
 `` You have no idea. Listen, I'm on my way to the airport, I just remembered I've left Jackson locked in-'' 
 
 `` The airport? What do you mean, it's our graduation tomorrow! You do n't mean to tell me you'll be back by then?'' 
 
 `` Maybe, maybe not, who knows? And man, graduation? Who gives a crap about that stuff, most successful people dropped out you know. Anyway, I was wondering, since you have the keys to my apartment, could you take Jackson and hold onto him while I'm gone?'' 
 
 `` Listen you irresponsible ass, you do n't just drop dogs off onto your friends!'' 
 
 `` Please, you have to tell me now, I do n't have time.'' 
 
 `` I'll do it, you crazy man. Only because I feel sorry for the thing. Where are you off to, anyway?'' 
 
 `` Equatorial Guinea.'' 
 
 `` Did you just say, Equatorial Guinea?'' 
 
 `` Equatorial Guinea.'' 
 
 `` Um.'' 
 
 `` Yeah alright, listen, I just remembered I've also forgotten some meat outside the fridge - in fact, could you be a dear and just lock up properly for me? You know, windows etc.'' 
 
 `` Harry. Why are you dropping everything and flying to Equatorial fucking Guinea?'' 
 
 `` Oh, Leone, the most beautiful thing happened. I can barely express it in words...'' 
 
 `` Harry, are you crying?'' 
 
 `` Oh God I'm sorry, it's just... you ca n't... oh...'' 
 
 ``... Are you alright, Harry? Is everything okay?'' 
 
 `` It's more than okay, Leone! It's perfect! The curves, the color, the fragrance... it's abso-fucking-lutely *perfect*!'' 
 
 `` Oh, you met a woman! Why did n't you say so, at least I can kind of understand that, a little rash in my opinion but hey-'' 
 
 `` Who needs women, Leone - no offence - but really, fuck'em. I've got something much better.'' 
 
 `` Harry, have you gone mad?'' 
 
 `` Mad with veneration, Leone.'' 
 
 `` With what?'' 
 
 `` Look it up.'' 
 
 *Click. *
