[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

`` CAPTAIN!'' The commander bellowed as was his usual. 
 
 A man approached in full combat Kevlar and saluted, `` Sir?'' 
 
 `` We've done it, we've broken their backs. Sergeant slap nuts over there found the key to feeding the machines false information. Its an ancient form of communication called sarcasm,'' the commander explained. 
 
 `` Sir, I'm not familiar,'' the young man replied. A puzzled look passed over his face before the battle hardened captain wiped it off. 
 
 `` Neither had I, from what I understand you say the exact opposite of what you mean, but you say it like a whiny scum sucking weasel private would say it.'' 
 
 The Captain held attention, `` Perhaps a demonstration sir?'' 
 
 `` I'd be happy to give you a demonstration numb nuts,'' the tangy sweet taste of sarcasm dripped from his words. 
 
 The Captain waited for almost a half a minute before replying, `` Sir?'' 
 
 `` That was it Captain, I'm not actually happy I have to demonstrate it for you, but I did.'' 
 
 `` I think I understand, if I may sir?'' The Captain prompted. 
 
 `` Give it a try son.'' 
 
 `` Sir you're nothing but a fat bloated whale's vagina, and you're the biggest asshole in this entire battalion. If not for our rationing of ammunition one of us would have killed you months ago.'' 
 
 `` Sergeant Slap Nuts, was that it?'' The Commander turned to look at the man in the thick round glasses feverishly typing on an improvised keyboard. 
 
 `` For the last time Sir, my name is Sleven Nootz. No that is most certainly not sarcasm.'' 
 
 The Commander shook his head and glared at the Captain, `` Close by no cigar, numb nuts. I'll tell you what, here's a stick I want you to go out and check every inch of that field for mines.'' 
 
 `` Yes sir,'' The Captain said with a sulk. 
 
 `` Ok Slappy, tell those machines you've just fucked their mother... Let's see what they do with that information.'' 
 
 `` Yes sir,'' The man said. He then sighed the sigh of defeated man. If you listened and read between the exhaled breath you could almost hear him wonder if the cause he was fighting for was the right one. 

