[ WP ] A ghost follows his zombie body around after he dies watching himself attack and eat people .

I do n't have a body. Well let me correct that, I USE to have a body and I do n't inhabit the damn thing anymore. It's been four years since I died. Quick and painless, nothing spectacular I just died. Car Accident. And it was dark but I could still think... I think. Anyways some time passed by, and then I woke up per say. 
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 I'm a ghost. Gary the douche bag ghost. Great, what do I do now? Should I look for closure and visit loved ones while seeing the marvels of the world? Fuck that lol, its time to haunt my cheating ex and punish my asshole of a boss for fucking her. I'm a ghost now, might as well do some ghost shit. 
 
 But then something curious happens as I floated away from my grave... POKE?! WTF I feel something... POKE?!?! Not physical but something... POKE?!?! 
 
 `` You fucked up, dying in such a meaningless way.'' 
 
 What who said that? Who knew ghosts could talk to one another? Who's... errr... what's there?!?! 
 
 `` Down here you idiot. Where have you been? You know I ca n't get out of this place without your help.'' 
 
 The fuck? I just died and there is still more expected of me? You fucked up god. 
 
 `` Hurry up, come over here. And just stay, I ca n't move without you.'' 
 
 Ok? And there before my eyes I see my corpse with life standing and walking. A fucking Zombie? I'm a fucking Zombie. 
 
 `` Technically I'm a Zombie, well your body is mine now. You liked food did n't you, and not the healthy type, got quite a pudge going. Anyway Gary, I'm Gary the Id. I control your body but unfortunately I wo n't work without the Ego. Lets go fuck shit up and eat some human brains!'' 
 
 WAIT! Wait.... can I pick who we eat? 
 
 `` We? Who I eat? Protein my friend not fatty shit you fat ass. But sure I guess I can'compromise' hah.'' 
 
 I have the perfect piece of cheating ass in mind... 
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 TIL: My Ego is a ghost and my Id is a Zombie. Super-Ego is dead, died in a car accident.
