[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

Do you know how expensive it is to replace a lawn? I do. In fact I have the lawn guy on speed dial. He really loves when I call him. Next time I may go with the new type of kentucky blue... Anyway. 
 
 My next door neighbor is Ignition, a fire wielding member of the Mal-Faction. His real name is Perry Anderson. As a home owner in Pleasant Glade, he is a part of the Home Owners Association. Every single meeting we air grievances about his post defeat hissy fits that set all his nearby neighbors lawns on fire. He always pays out to keep it quiet. 
 
 You may wonder why we do n't just turn him over to the Power-Corps. Truth is, Percy is a pretty good guy in civilian life. He helps with local events, and the money he invests in the local businesses and community is substantial. Not everyone knows about him, just us at the HOA. My kids think he is really bad at welding. 
 
 Julie from down the street made an interesting point last meeting. If he won more against those stuffy PCer's, less lawns would be lit. Percy was intrigued and brought the idea to his higher ups at Mal-Faction. They provided us with intelligence about the secret identities of the heroes at Power-Corps. Turns out they all live in my cousin Linda's neighborhood in Rolling Springs. 
 
 We may not wear latex or have powers, but I know how to make someone's life harder with HOA policies and regulations. Let's see how distracted they are when they have to pass a whole new slew of inspections mandated by their HOA's board of directors ( which Linda heads ). 
 
 Pleasant Gladers look out for eachothe, even the hotheads. 

