[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

`` Hey Garry, get your ass into my office!'' 
 
 I must admit, I may be omnipotent, but I'm definitely not as forgiving as the big G. My `` boss'' was getting on my nerves at this point. I went into the office anyway, I dont know what brought me there. He started before I even got to sit down, something about responsibility and how I really needed to stop being late for work, or he would have me fired. As he was talking, I decided to focus on a little fly on the corner of the table, I just gently coaxed it right into flying right up into his nostril. All of a sudden he started panicking, ha, that'd show him, I made the fly disappear, giving it good grades on its way to Peter. He went to the bathroom and left me in the room, good, I decided to cause his bladder to spontaneously give up on holding. Nobody in the office laughed, but thankfully I can read minds, and it was humorous according to most. I guess I could keep living as a human a little longer.
