[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

What can get off /u/Yuloforce? 
 
 Two midgets jerking off a horse? 
 
 The mannequins behind the Gap, 
 
 A lady squeezing her prolapse? 
 
 Serbian Films? Human Centipedes? 
 
 Pulling out some anal beads? 
 
 
 
 Or is it something simple instead? 
 
 Without pictures of severed heads? 
 
 Though widely renowned for his perversions, 
 
 /u/Yuloforce might be a normal person! 
 
 In fact, reader, I've heard him say, 
 
 That he's in love with Sasha Grey! 
 
 
 
 With shining brown hair and a pretty, wry gaze, 
 
 It's with her he's like to spend his days! 
 
 Frolicking in fields of grass, 
 
 then feeling up her perfect ass. 
 
 With a body like a work of art, 
 
 He'd like to collect her bottled farts. 
 
 
 
 Uh oh! There he goes again! 
 
 Too gross to ever make some friends! 
 
 Instead, he'll head back to his lair 
 
 ( Which consists of a single, cum-soaked chair ) 
 
 And write some filthy poetry 
 
 For people far and wide to see! 
 
 So soon it'll be time to nap 
 
 ( But not before a final fap ) 
 
 So good night, sleep tights, /r/WritingPrompts, 
 
 Something something rhymes with chomp. 
 

