[ WP ] A world-class detective who ca n't help but find crime everywhere he looks , is tasked with taking schoolchildren on a field trip .

The country's best detective Michael Hobbs 
 For unknown reasons has assumed this role 
 As substitute teacher, of all the jobs; 
 And what's he find but a murder most foul? 
 
 The bloody pacifier found on toddler, 
 The trail of Lego bricks on the scene, 
 That led to tableau of merciless slaughter 
 And screaming children, like a nightly dream. 
 
 The years of bloody work have left a shell 
 Of man who sees the torture of a lifetime 
 Inside the cold and lifeless eyes, like hell, 
 That gaze back at him from the violent crime. 
 
 Alas, delusioned Michael, upon a closer look, 
 Discovered that the blood was only ketchup. 
 

