[ WP ] Time to choose a side ...

*What am I going to do with my life? * 
 
 *Where do I find happiness within myself? * 
 
 *Is it true that we are the universe experiencing itself? * 
 
 *Why did n't I finish college? * 
 
 `` Sir!'' 
 
 *The waitress looks like she is angry about something, but I ca n't tell what. What's making her so unhappy? Maybe she has a child who is not well? * 
 
 *Where do we go when we die? * 
 
 *How many past lives have I had? Was I ever some kind of burglar? I think so. I'm pretty quick on my feet. * 
 
 *Does my girlfriend really love me? * 
 
 `` SIR!'' 
 *I turn to look at her now, she's incredibly upset** 
 `` Sir,'' *she might be starting to cry, actually* `` Time to choose a side.''
