[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

I feel the gun weighing down its holster by my side. How security did n't find it, I'll never know, but I guess I should be thankful. I enter the open-air stadium. There are hundreds, if not thousands of people surrounding me, all holding signs or chanting garbled praises of the man who is shortly going to appear before us. It's a nice evening, the fall air smells crisp, and the sun is setting just beyond the clouds. This'll be a pleasant place to die. 
 I start really looking around. I can see all the telltale bulges in jackets and pants; I'm not the only one here with a gun. Suddenly, a hush falls over the crowd. It's about to begin. As he comes out in stage, I hear the roar of the crowd going `` TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP'' 
 I'm near the stage, so as he reaches the podium I leap up, advancing towards him. I pull out my unloaded gun and point at him in front of thousands of people. I hear gunshots that could n't be mine. 
 Oh what a way to go.
