[ WP ] A programmer at Facebook accidentally releases an update that posts all the pictures from a cell phone 's camera roll . Every picture .

It was on the cover page of every news. `` Watch out! All pictures from phone are posted on Facebook''. Sucks for them because I had no pictures on my phone anyways. 
 
 I live in an apartment with my wife, kept everything to ourselves and have no friends but my wife. Connie has been my wife for 5 years. No children, just us. I feel that we were drifting further and further apart as Connie spends less and less time with me. She says I prefer to play with technology, bla bla bla. Excuses, excuses. I knew that the relationship was dying and frankly had enough of it. 
 
 I checked Facebook to see what's all the buzz about. As I scroll through pictures of genetalia, my eyes gleamed when I saw the picture. My wife with other men. Disgusting but expected. I guess my job here is done. Well, time to launch the update which fixes the bug that I `` accidently'' left in the latest update. But first, I need to save the evidence to make sure my divorce case is smooth sailing.
