[ WP ] In a world where lying is immediately detected by a phone app , you go into a bar and tell your friends you 've had the worst day in the history of mankind . The app detects you 're telling the truth . You proceed to tell them about your day ...

`` I have just had, like, literally the worst day in the history of mankind. Like 300 % done!'' I dropped my macbook air on the table and sat down. I'm, like, super sure of this. Super duper sure, so I pulled up my iPhone 7 plus and loaded up the Liars app, so they could tell I was telling the truth. 
 
 `` Oh no, Kaitlyn, tell me all about it, do n't you even worry.'' My boyfriend, Mark, said. He's a little dumb at times, but kinda cute so I kept him. 
 
 `` So, like, I was about to go outside, and there was, like, water, in my uggs. I do n't know how it got there, it did n't even rain yesterday!'' I paused, and my phone flashed green for truth. `` So I had to wear my riding boots. In this weather. And then, when I went to my car, a stupid bird had pooped right on the windshield and I had to look at it the whole time here.'' 
 
 `` That does sound like the start to a terrible day.'' Mark said, stroking my hair. `` What happened next?'' 
 
 `` What? No, nothing happened next. Then I drove to Starbucks and met up with you.'' We both stared at my phone. It stayed green-truth. `` Literally, the worst day in the history of mankind.'' I rolled my eyes. Green-truth. 
 
 Mark took a very deep sigh, like he does sometimes ( I told you he's a little dumb sometimes ) and looked me right in the eyes. `` I'm breaking up with you.'' I looked at the phone. Green-truth.
