[ WP ] As soon as the SpaceX rocket touched down on the Martian surface , the astronauts on board received a notification : `` Wi-Fi Connection Available ''

At first the signal was strange. Fascinating. `` How did a Wi-Fi signal get all the way up on Mars?'' James wondered aloud. One of the first humans to set foot on the Red Planet, and the last thing he expected was for there to be a WI-FI signal. 
 
 Jeremy looked at him. `` Really? Is it not obvious?'' 
 
 James shook his head, still baffled by the complexity of such a riddle. 
 
 Alice rolled her eyes and sighed. `` Really James. For such a smart guy you can be soooo dumb sometimes. It was placed here in advance by *robots* that SpaceX sent a couple months ago. Duh. How else would we be able to communicate back to Mission Control?'' 
 
 James turned a shade of red that would have rendered him invisible in the Martian desert. `` Oh. I had n't thought of that. Wow.'' 
 
 Ivy laughed and said, `` Come on you guys! We are on *MARS! * We can talk about how stupid James is later. Lets get out of this rocket!'' 
 
 With that, James had to agree. They had a lot of work to do. 
 
 In perfect coordination, they all touched their boots on the martian surface at the same time, so they would all be recognized as the first crew of humans to set foot on Mars. It was a monumental day in human history. Additionally, James was the subject of many memes from Earth in throughout the next couple of weeks. 
 
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