[ WP ] Olympus is proving to be too expensive for the Greek gods , so they decide to rent an apartment together .

I do n't know why I did it. I stepped down to get away from all of these people, to escape their madness. I said see you in Tartarus and never wanted to look back. So when the the Olympians show up at my door with begging eyes, moaning and groaning for a place to stay I did n't want them. But their ceaseless cries of `` Pleeeease Hestia. We're your family Hestia,'' struck a chord with me. I could say no and give them a taste of their own medicine. They would see what it was like to suffer. So of course I let them come in to my 900 square feet while I got some drinks. When we were finally all situated in the main room, my curiosity won out. 
 `` So, why were you all kicked off Mount Olympus?'' 
 `` The government forced Zeus to pay child support,'' mumbled Hades. `` We had to sell Olympus and my deed to the Underworld or they'd wake Dad up.'' 
 `` What about Poseidon? Where's he?'' 
 `` His blasted underwater palace,'' sneered Hera. `` Apparently we all need air to breathe except him.'' 
 `` I see.'' It was a strange sight to see everyone looking so defeated. Where was the shouting? What happened to the petty jabs? I never knew they could be hurt like this. If I did n't help them, who would? No, do n't think like that! The moment they get comfortable is the moment it all snaps back to the way it was. They're my family though. `` W-well if you all need a place to stay, then I'm more than happy to have you.''
