[ WP ] Turns out , when you 're drunk and you die , you stay drunk in Heaven/Hell . For eternity .

maybe that's why most people got a lot of luck being drunk... there was an incident near our village, not to long ago. there was a guy driving drunk at night after a meeting with his friends at a near, well known pub. So he's drunk, driving his Vespa at NIGHT... 
 Well, he failed to turn in a road-curve and managed it to drive directly on the guard rail. Behind the guard rail is a 20 meter-deep slope with a few scattered trees... The Vespa = total damage but the guy was thrown into a tree and stuck in it. On the morning his wife called the police because he did n't came home. So the police searched on his standard-route to the pub. -- Police found him sleeping on the tree with his belt on a branch fixed with only a few scratches. What a lucky ba....!!!
