[ WP ] Describe an object within five feet of you in as much detail as possible .

*'' Please...'' * 
 
 It implores from the back. Its mouth hangs open, its `` to-do'' list reminding you whose ass it would be if you did n't follow their rules. Even they knew the education you were still paying for did n't adequately prepare you to pay your bills without having a checklist smack dab on the backside. 
 
 The front is literary in principal, but the structure is mathematical; a rectangle here, a rectangle there; all right-angles and geometry. A small plastic window for the address to show through on the pre-addressed paper they reminded you to insert *with address showing*, as if admonishing you for needing it all spelled out like a child. In the top corner sat the only text. Six words- *PLACE FIRST-CLASS POSTAGE HERE*.
