[ WP ] Humanity creates a wonder-drug granting everyone Immortality . Death arrives at the unemployment office .

`` Name please.'' 
 
 `` Samael.'' 
 
 `` No surname?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` How long have you been unemployed?'' 
 
 `` Three weeks.'' 
 
 `` Prior work experience?'' 
 
 `` I've been the angel of death since II Kings. Over 100 billion satisfied customers.'' 
 
 `` I did n't see you when I died.'' 
 
 `` I take people the other way.'' 
 
 `` Mmm. Well, Mr. Samael, I'll be honest with you. Archangels are not in high demand at the moment. We have a lot of recent ascendants and the number of positions available is n't expanding. Have you considered retirement?'' 
 
 `` I ca n't afford to retire. The severance packages are n't as generous in Hell as they are here.'' 
 
 `` Well, I'm sure the current situation ca n't last forever. The boss ca n't be very happy about it.'' 
 
 `` Perhaps, but to be honest, I'm getting a bit weary of the death business anyway.'' 
 
 `` At the moment, we have only entry level positions available.'' 
 
 `` I like working with my hands.'' 
 
 `` I'm going to start you on short term EI. Have a look at these pamphlets and take some time to assess your options. If you're interested in agriculture, cloud seeding is a growing industry.'' 
 
 `` Thanks.''
