[ WP ] Tell the Story of a Corrupt Politician who 's whole platform is getting rid of corruption

I stepped on stage, ready to be inaugurated as the President of The United States. Quite the title if I say so myself. And with it come all the luxuries, no taxes for life, a Muslim proof jet, and the power to sway businesses, topple them even. 
 
 The internet thought I was a joke at first, then they feared me. Just like business, it's easy when you have the money. Money I've used to force senators into office, turn judges into justices. 
 
 A free ride to get out of double taxation, sure my corporate profits will still be taxed but my income wo n't, deductible, lowers taxable profits substantially and I never get taxed again. I could become wealthier than Bill Gates. All I have to do is kick back and relax for four maybe eight years and then take over the industry, first in America, than worldwide. Maybe start a hotel venture in Dubai. 
 
 Time for my speech. `` Well, I think we can all agree, it's time to make America great again!'' 
 
 **Religiously prejudiced language in this story in no way reflects my personal views of any religion**
