[ WP ] The Kepler telescope discovers a massive Earth-like planet not far from out Solar system . The returning images are stunning . Suddenly , the planet 's eyes open .

I was going to be famous. 
 
 
 First discoverer of a new planet. Maybe they would name it after me. Joshia. Josharia. Joshed. No. That last one was already taken. 
 
 
 I focused the powerful telescope's optics. It seemed to be a barren planet. Probably tectonically active based on the couple mountains that appeared on its equator. There were a handful of craters, here and there that suggested a lack of a protective atmosphere. 
 
 
 As I zoomed in on one, it *shifted*. I sat in terror as it slowly opened, revealing a immense too-human eye. It focused. On me. Even across the void, I could tell it could see me. I froze. 
 
 
 `` EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK'', my mind was blasted with a psychic shriek. The planet spun around quickly and pulled a carpet of vegetation over itself. 
 
 
 `` You masher!''
