[ WP ] You are a triangle . Write about your average day .

I laid down on the bed with my erect triangle penis in the air. He's literally a miniscule clone of me, and he talks. 
 
 Today, my client was Misty, an obese reddit-addict with cherry red boxed hair dye. As her donut like vagina came down on my triagle, two of my vertices went flying up into the air as I sprayed sperm into it. It dripped white and shiny, like frosting. 
 
 When we finished, Misty laid next to me, panting. I hopped up on an edge and waddled over to my mini fridge where I offered her a beer. She accepted, and I grabbed two before jumping onto the couch and putting my vertices up on the ottoman. Misty joined me, grabbing a bud light. 
 
 We chugged in silence until it was time for her to leave.
