[ WP ] One grandma , one assault rifle , one mission ...

She thought, `` he fired it, why am I stuck with the cleaning?'' 
 
 Removing the clip with arthritic hands proved to be too difficult so she just left the rest of the rounds inside. Taking care to never point it at her body she set to work. 
 
 A lifetime of domestic work gave her the skills to clean anything. This was n't her first time cleaning up blood, but it was her first time cleaning a gun. All the while her husband just sat there staring with that blank look on his face. 
 
 His favourite food was her meatloaf. She made anytime he was sad, but this time it did n't work and he chose to eat the bullet instead.
