[ WP ] Satan is a single father trying to raise his son , who , in a rebellious phase , is all into peace , love , and harmony .

Beelzebub! For fuck sake, stop being so polite to people. It makes me want to puke my unholy guts out. Who taught you this? Where are you getting this from? You need to start insulting people and treating them like shit more. This is how it works down here in the blazing inferno. 
 
 For example, here comes Hitler. I'll show you how its done. 
 
 HEY HITLER, YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A SQUIRREL TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR LIP AND THEN JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR HAIR! 
 
 Nein! said hitler. 
 
 See, this is how we roll down here. Now you give it a go Beelzebub. There goes Osama Bin Laden. Dad, I do n't think this is such a good idea, said Beelzebub. He has n't been in a good mood since finding out that murdering thousands of innocent people is in fact not how you get into heaven. Who gives a shit son, we're already in hell. There's nothing he or anyone can do, said Satan. Ok, fine I'll give this a shot, said Beelzebub. 
 
 HEY BIN LADEN, I SAW YOUR MOM DRIVING A CAR YESTERDAY! 
 
 Alright, not bad son. 

