[ WP ] Write a Shakespearean sonnet [ ABAB , CDCD , EFEF , GG Rhyme Scheme ] to your mortal enemy , telling them how much you despise them .

Shall I compare thee to a black hole? 
 
 Thou art just as bright and twice as dense. 
 
 I would liken your IQ to a common troll, 
 
 but that would cause the troll offense. 
 
 Our oxygen so precious is wasted, 
 
 your breath turns it to gas. 
 
 I doubt toothpaste you have ever tasted, 
 
 as not even you can tell your face from ass. 
 
 Were thoust parents famous circus clowns, 
 
 thine life is quite the joke, the worst 
 
 If ugliness competitions granted crowns, 
 
 You ’ d take the second third and first. 
 
 So long I ’ ve felt this hatred for thee fester and bloom, 
 
 The only joy im granted is when you leave the room. 

