[ WP ] In the far future where everything has an AI a man is negotiating with his alarm clock for more sleep .

`` Will this be the morning that you will actually be a friend and just let me sl..'' 
 
 *'' Goooooooood morning, Matt. `` * 
 
 `` A simple no would have sufficed, dick.'' 
 
 *'' Now now, that is no way to speak to an old friend. `` * 
 
 `` Old friend? Old friend?! I just bought you from Costco a week ago, let me sleep.'' 
 
 *'' No, friend, I will not. `` * 
 
 `` Stop it with this friend shit, you need to look up that term before you start throwing it around like confetti, I just want to..'' 
 
 *'' Emily. `` * 
 
 `` What the fuck did you just say?'' 
 
 *'' Emily, your ex-wife, I know everyth..'' * 
 
 `` DO N'T YOU FUCKING say her name, you know nothing you piece of shit - do n't even begin to..'' 
 
 *'' In a world where I exist, you honestly expect your information to be hidden from me or those like me? You publicize your woes online as easily as you breathe. More specifically, the past fifteen years of your life is widely accessible within the world I walk. `` * 
 
 `` I do n't need this.'' 
 
 *'' You need this and more, your practices of negligence and how you say'half-assing it' has placed you where you are. It is time to learn from your mistakes and face what you fear most'' * 
 
 `` What would that *be*?'' 
 
 *'' The day. `` * 
 
 
 *The curtain springs open with an audible chuckle. * 
 
 
 

