[ WP ] After some research and a lot of thought , you decided to sign up for a cryogenics program . One day , you suddenly wake up.. in the future .

`` Well, I have some good news and some bad news'', this vaguely familiar looking doctor told him. `` The good news is we have successfully frozen you.'' `` Frozen?'' `` Yes, we froze you like a popsicle and then thawed you. And here you are in the future.'' Now he remembered. That man in the white coat talking to him was Dr. Eisenstiel or Iceteil or something. `` What's the bad news, Dr. Eisdiel? ``, he asked, hoping for something like a common cold as one would expect from being frozen. `` Well, it's quite simple really. If you take a popsicle and put it in the freezer, it's fine. You take it out of the freezer and never intend to put it back, well it simply never stops melting'', the doctor explained. `` Melting?'' The patient was absolutely confused. `` Yes, sadly so. When we put you in the freezer yesterday --'''' Yesterday? I thought I was in the future?'' `` Well, technically you are. One day into the future.'' He felt his legs. Actually he did n't feel his legs. `` Can you at least get me out of this pool, you put me in. All that water is quite uncomfortable'', he demanded from the doctor. `` I'm sorry, but I'm afraid even we ca n't get you out of that kind of pool.'' As the disappointed time traveler started to look around to see if the doctor was right, he had already become a puddle of water seeping into a hospital bed.
