[ WP ] Conjoined twins are questioned as suspects in a series of murders . One twin is guilty , the other is innocent .

`` Can I remind you that you are under oath, sir! Is this true?'' 
 
 `` Yes, but..'' 
 
 `` So you admit that it is your fingerprint on this murder weapon, no other has been found, and yet... you still deny holding the weapon?'' 
 
 `` It was n't me, it was him! ``, the left arm raised and pointed at Matt. 
 
 Matt was his conjoined brother. Connect by the bottom half of the spine, it has astounded doctors that they are still alive. Essentially, Rick and Matt were two heads with one body. Rick on the left, Matt on the right. 
 
 `` Do n't look at me'', Matt shouted and turned to the lawyer, `` I told him to put it down and leave Gerry alone.'' 
 
 Judge Murtle intervened, `` Matt, you are not being questioned at this time. Continue.'' The Judge looked fed up from repeating himself. 
 
 Gerry's lawyer continued, `` There's no evidence of anyone else being in the car. There is no doubt that one of you two is behind the murder of Gerry. Maybe even both of you.'' 
 
 `` Objection'', shouts Matt's lawyer. 
 
 Gerry's lawyer puts his hand up, `` I have no further questions'' 
 
 Murtle faces Rick's lawyer and gestures for him to proceed. 
 
 Rick's lawyer stands, glancing at Matt's lawyer disapprovingly, `` It is ridiculous to base this evidence on a fingerprint. They share the same finger print.'' 
 
 Murtle raised his eyebrows, `` Is there a question in there?'' 
 
 Rick's lawyer faced a projector, `` Here we have a photo of the backseat of the car'', lit up, was a gruesome image of the scene of the back of the car, `` Rick, you were sitting directly behind Gerry, yes?'' 
 
 Rick answers, `` Yes, we do n't really fit in the passenger seat, we need the extra head space, it can be uncomfortable otherwise'' 
 
 `` That's for sure'', mumbled Matt 
 
 The lawyer continues pointing a laser at the projection, `` The angle of the attack came in from Gerry's right hand side, down upon his chest. Rick, catch! ``, the lawyer tossed a soft ball and Rick catches it easily with is left hand, `` My client is left-handed. This weapon was used by someone who is right-handed. I believe Matt is right handed.'' 
 
 Rick sneered a little as Matt looked a bit stressed. 
 
 `` Objection'', shouts Matt's lawyer, `` conjecture'' 
 
 Rick's lawyer holds up a form, `` Your honour, we all watched them both sign their names earlier this morning'' 
 
 `` Over-ruled'' 
 
 `` I'm done your honour'' 
 
 Matt's lawyer stands and brushes passed Rick's lawyer with noticed tension. `` Rick, do you have any control over your right arm at all?'' 
 
 `` He does'', cut in Matt. 
 
 The judge glared down. 
 
 `` I do'' 
 
 `` So are we to base guilt upon the fact that he prefers to use one arm over the other? Absolutely not. This evidence is so weak it would be embarrassing for me to even introduce it to the court, where's the motive? ``, he peers down his nose at Rick's lawyer. `` My client, Matt, was up for promotion in this coming month. That's no longer the case, due to Rick's jealous actions. Matt would have been earning much more than Rick'' 
 
 `` That's ridiculous'', states Rick followed by the judges familiar stare. 
 
 `` Matt, has Rick always been jealous of you?'' 
 
 `` I have a better sense of humour, I tend to get the cuter girls.'' 
 
 Rick looks at Matt in confusion, `` Like that makes a difference'' 
 
 `` Please be silent Rick'', the judge requested 
 
 `` So, Rick murdered Gerry, to hold Matt back. Matt is but an innocent party in Rick's sick dreams.'' 
 
 Rick's lawyer stands, `` Objection your honour, conjecture'' 
 
 The Judge looked annoyed in general. It's been hours of this back and forth play between Rick and Matt's lawyers. Gerry's lawyer has done as much as he could really. `` Please take your seats'', he gestured to the lawyers, `` Based on the evidence in front of me. It is clear that Gerry was murdered by Rick or Matt. There is; however, insufficient evidence to prove one guilty over the other, or whether both were guilty of this crime. It pains me to say, that in this case, the charges must be dropped.'' 
 
 The gavel is slammed! The court room doors open to a festival of strobe lights and shouting. As Rick and Matt walk out, the noise reduces down to a single female journalist in the crowd. 
 
 `` You've avoided, yet another murder conviction. With the system protecting you both from imprisonment, are you afraid on the Conjoined Guilt Act?''
