[ EU ] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu , what is your method and how did it go down ?

It was a job months in the making. I had watched Brock for ages, learned his mannerisms, adopted his lifestyle. And when I was ready, I destroyed his mind. Left him lost in the woods, where no one for ever find him. And when Ash called for Brock, I emerged from the woods, smiling. 
 
 I ca n't say who trained me, but they trained me well. I was a bit iffy when it came to some traditions, but I was quick to fix my errors. My ultimate goal was to destroy Ash Ketchum. He had meddled too much, had his hand in matters of no importance to him. HE said that he had to leave this world, and it was my mission. 
 
 And today was the day. We were miles from any town, safe from witnesses. Ash and Pikachu were up front, Misty next to him, and I, Brock, trudging along in the back. They were chatting and laughing. They had no clue it would be over soon. 
 
 I felt the shifting in my head, and soon I felt the power emanating from me. Ash and Misty started to walk sluggishly, then stopped altogether. Pikachu fell off of Ash's shoulder, and they both collapsed to the ground. I had to work quickly. I put Pikachu back into his pokeball, then took all of the pokeballs from Ash and Misty, as well as Brock's, and threw them in my bag. I dragged Ash and Misty together, then set the bag between them. I sat and crossed my legs, then held my hands up, absorbing the sun rays. 
 
 As I opened my mouth, I saw Ash wake up, and his eyes widened for a second right before my hyperbeam disintegrated them into ash. How fitting. 
 
 I remained sitting for a few minutes, then I relaxed my form. As I melted back into a pink puddle, I thought about what He had said when I had completed my training. 
 
 `` No one would ever suspect a Ditto.''
