[ wp ] You work with the worst detective in history . He misses every clue and makes leaps of illogic that leave you baffled for hours . He also always catches the right bad guy . No one knows how he does this .

It was the kind of day you imagine when reading a Stephen King novel. A bleak New England gray that seems to spread for miles. Ron Lyttle found himself riding to the scene of a rape and murder with Detective Baranski. Ron was just waiting for it. Waiting for some kind of insensitive statement regarding their destination. The last time they worked a rape/murder Baranski referred to it as `` The ol one two''. To Ron's surprise Frank remained quiet. Maybe the stern meeting with Captain MacAteer had an effect. 
 
 They arrived at the scene and Ron asked the uniformed officer what they were dealing with. Ron noted the Crime Scene team had gotten there before them, again. 
 
 `` Victim is a white female with a fatal gunshot wound to the chest. CS has found what looks to be ejaculate on the corpse. Bruising and scratches also hint towards rape.'' 
 
 Officer Bradley stopped for a moment to continue. The brief silence was broken by Baranski's incessant heavy breathing that has nearly driven Ron to madness. 
 
 `` We've also located glass beer bottles with what appears to be vaginal fluid around the neck''. 
 
 At the moment Baranski stepped forward. Everyone in the room stopped and looked as if bracing themselves for some terrible revelation. Baranski finally spoke. 
 
 `` Oh my god. She's been drinking beer with her vagina''.
