[ WP ] Epic Rap Battles Of History ... And Fiction !

**Atticus Fitch** Vs **Winnie the Pooh** 
 
 Atticus 
 
 I ca n't believe they put me up against a teddy bear! 
 
 This should be easy, for a new asshole I will tear. 
 
 I am a dedicated good Samaritan, putting out the fires other people lit. 
 
 You just prance around, having your friends help get you out of shit. 
 
 I do n't see why I bother, this show's already won. 
 
 Winnie, you do n't know what just got done. 
 
 Winnie the Pooh: 
 
 Oh, Oh, Oh, that was cute! 
 
 What? Has your temper turned you to soot. 
 
 I'm a motherfucking honey-munching bear, do n't get in my face. 
 
 You're just some lawyer, who ca n't even win his own case. 
 
 I ca n't believe you let your daughter name herself Scout! 
 
 You know what bears do to scouts? We show them about; ) 
 
 Atticus: 
 
 She's a little girl, you disgusting fuck! 
 
 No one's interesting in you with your stupid yellow gut. 
 
 You're just a fantasy of Christopher's imagination. 
 
 Easily fixed with just a little bit of medication. 
 
 You know I fight for the dream of everyone being judged equals. 
 
 Luckily, when people see this rap, they wo n't need a sequel. 
 
 Winnie the Pooh: 
 
 Your lyrics flow slower than honey. 
 
 I could scrap up better from my dry bitch bunny. 
 
 Do n't kill a Mockingbird, but just shot a dog. 
 
 Your stupid hypocrisy got everyone in a blind fog. 
 
 My adorable face is everything, you're history old coat. 
 
 Especially when children are just reading your Sparknote!
