[ WP ] At the age of 18 , everyone picks an unlikely life event . They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens . After that , death is permanent .

'Alright, go ahead,' 
 
'Um' 
 
'No time to think about it. You had eighteen years to think about it.' 
 
'Okay. I have one.' Jerry Seinfeld, age eighteen, needed to write something unlikely to happen or some shit. At this point in his life, Seinfeld is a huge pothead, and he made the mistake of showing up baked. Jerry had to pick some kind of unlikely life event or something. He could feel the redness in his eyes as he racked his brain for unlikely events. 
 
'George will have sex with Elaine. It would never happen!' Jerry laughed. 
' 
 No, it has to be a life-event that happens to you.' The man told him. 
 Jerry thought about it. 
 
'Okay, dying in a plane crash' He told the man. And Jerry never took a flight again for the rest of his life. 
 He eventually grows up and buys a house outside New Jersey and has a decent life. He votes Democrat once Republican another time but only so he can talk about voting. His mailbox comes full of bills and magazines ( his lifelong love of Superman never really subsides ). One day his wife takes the kids to school and he stays home because he has diarrhea. It was probably from that Indian food he'd had the night before. And for breakfast the next day. No more eating Indian food for two days in a row. 
 
 At approximately three-o'clock he senses a bowel movement. He runs upstairs to the bathroom ( and what do you know ) a plane was coming towards the house from across the lake. By the way, this actually happened in like 2011. It probably happens alot. Jerry Seinfeld, the character not the comedian, was living in that particular house. 
 
 And he could have run away, but he was on the toilet. And you know how fucking anal that guy is. So he stays on it when the plane smashes into the house. Everyone on the place dies and so does Jerry Seinfeld. Costanza is not present at the funeral. 
 The punchline: Jerry does n't even get'reborn' once.
