[ WP ] A story with no point . Just the ramblings of someone committed to a mental institution .

They do walk like trees! Trees don ’ t walk! They walk like things that don ’ t walk which means they don ’ t walk. 
 I often mistake things which don ’ t walk for trees. They walk just like trees, you see. 
 The man is trying to warn the fire about the killer trees. But the FIRE WILL NOT LISTEN! 
 If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck… DON ’ T BE FOOLED! Whatever that thing is, it ’ s not a fucking duck! It's a fucking tree! 
 Trees are secretly mimics, do n't let their propaganda fool you! 
 If you ca n't tell, the trees have it out for me man, I should n't have told everyone their secret! 
 Do n't listen to the bushes, they're in league with the trees.
