[ WP ] Due to your poor spelling , you 've accidentally summoned Stan .

**Who are you? ** 
 
 Stan. 
 
 **No, I specifically was asking for Stain. ** 
 
 Sorry, Principal Jefferson. Common mistake, easy typo to make. 
 
 **Blast! ** 
 
 What did he do this time? 
 
 **Vandalism, of course. THAT'S why we call him Stain. ** 
 
 No it's not. It's because he was getting a blowjob at Marisol Henderson's house, on her parents white couch. His ass left a big brown stain on it. 
 
 **Oh. Well that explains why he wrote those things about Marisol in the boys bathroom. So there he goes, making more messes that need to be cleaned. Like a stain, yes, precisely. ** 
 
 Can I go? 
 
 **I insist. ** 
 
 Bye! 

