[ WP ] President Obama has accomplished everything he set out to do as president . Now all he wants to do is smoke a blunt .

President Obama sits at his desk in the Oval Office, a small candle lit by the window is all that lights the room. From his chair it's easy to see the power has gone out in DC. Small fires rage in the distance, sirens have begun wailing -- RAP RAP RAP -- A knock at the door. 
 
 ``... Yes?'' The Commander in Chief replies. 
 
 `` Barry,'' Joe Biden let's himself in, `` Barry it's time. It's now or never... We have to get underground before it's too late!'' 
 
... At the that, the Oval Bookcase slides backward to reveal a staircase. The two race down as the door slams behind them, and as stale air rush past their heads, they mark down multiple flights. At the bottom lie a mysterious box with a sickle and hammer insignia crossed out in the center. 
 
 Joe and Barry both look at each other and nod, and then fist pump each other as sparks fly iin the air from their wonder rings -- -WHHHOOOOOSH -- -Joey B and Barry O combine into SUPER ROBO DESTRUCTO and fly into DC to fight Communism Suprem -- - 
 
 `` BARACK!!'' -- A light comes on in the Oval Office, which is seem full of smoke. 
 
 A very pissed off Michelle Obama stands over the President and Mr Biden, having to stomp out a presidential sized doob burning into the seal of the carpet. 
 
 `` Barack, this is the third time this week, I know it's your last year but you really have to do something with yourself..'' 

