[ WP ] Every single imaginable apocalypse happens simultaneously .

The end began like any other day. But it all happened within a single second. Yellowstone Caldera blew its top, devastating millions across the continent. Simultaneously, the President of the United States just gave authorization to deploy nuclear missiles at China, half a second before a bullet would pierce his head and a plot to take over the world by a shadowy cabal would enter the action phase. In Europe, a corpse opened its eyes, and began to lunge for a nearby nurse. Japan had just created the first artificially intelligent robot, one which would go on to enslave the entire human race with a legion of self-replicating nanobots. Nobody was aware of the devestation that just ensued within the last second. 
 
 Meanwhile, a massive meteor the size of South Africa has just breached the earth's atmosphere, and would be due to make contact just as the aliens hovering above would uncloak their ships and begin bombardment of Earth. A kaiju pokes its monstrous head out of the water, just off the coast of Japan ( Now heavily damaged by the eruption of every volcano in the Ring of Fire at once ), ready to lay devastation until humanity was vanquished. 
 A heavenly ray descended onto the earth, those true to their faith would merely begin to rise to the kingdom of the Lord, and the ground would tear apart with the legions of hell beginning their charge from below. The sound of the Gjallarhorn is heard across the world, with the warriors of Ragnarok minutes away from the final battle. At the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, Cthulhu's eye shot open, and millions begin to feel the initial symptoms of madness induced by the force of comprehending his presence. 
 
 In the cosmos, the sun just began to experience a completely inconcievable premature supernova, and swells to about a second's worth of additional girth. This was just as the effects from another cosmic supernova travelled the millions of lightyears to devastate Earth. A black hole ( separate from the that had just been created at the Large Hadron Collider ) had just entered local space and began its influence on Neptune, bound straight for Earth. Of course, this would all be superceded by the fact that the core of the Milky Way Galaxy had exploded, and the devastation from this had just arrived from its Billions of years trip across the cosmos. 
 
 And then, one second later, everything just stopped.
