[ WP ] Superheroes and villains come back from the dead so often that they 're not allowed into the afterlife anymore . Now they go to a cosmic waiting room until it 's their time to go back to earth .

`` Again?'' commented Sunguy. 
 
 `` Yep'' replied Aquadude. 
 
 `` How'd it go down? Sonic-powered Giga-Laser? Plutonium Cannon? Drug Overdose, not that I'm judging or anything'' 
 
 `` Nah, fighting Dr. Evil McEvilson on top of the Empire State, run of the mill fight, good vs evil yadda yadda yadda'' 
 
 `` And?'' 
 
 `` Raining heavily, right? I trip and fall off.'' 
 
 `` Oooooohhhh'' 
 
 `` Right? It's like, not only am I dead, I'm embarrased. And you?'' 
 
 `` Sacrificed myself for the greater good'' 
 
 `` Again?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, fourth time this week, getting kinda stale honestly. Maybe I should try something new'' 
 
 `` I heard Metaman just got sick and shot the Villain, wan na try it?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, maybe, I could use a dark storyline every now and then'' 
 
 Suddenly a roaring voice echoed throughout the fragmented reality, booming into every crack and crevice like the audio-equivalent of a Jehovah's Witness 
 
 `` YOUR TIME HAS COME, NUMBER 23, THE ONE KNOWN AS SUNBOY: RETURN NOW TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, RETURN NOW TO THE WARM EMBRACE OF THE DAYLIGHT, RETUR- 
 
 `` Sunguy, but yeah, I got it the first time big guy'' whined Sunguy. 
 
 Suddenly a great light tore open the world and a figure stood in the centre of the room, heaving as the mystic glow enveloped him. 
 
 `` Dr Evil McEvilson?'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' 
 
 `` I thought you won our fight though'' 
 
 `` I'm a solar powered robot monster from the Galaxy of destructo-bots'' 
 
 `` Mhmm.'' 
 
 `` But I am not immune to wet brickwork'' 
 
 `` i know that feeling, pal'' 
 

