[ WP ] Recount your most frightful childhood memory , except use exaggerations in a way you think a child would .

The man was twice as tall as my house so he had to duck down a little bit to walk through the front door. His beard reached all the way down to his bellybutton; it was so long he could hide a machine gun in it -- so he did! 
 
 He pointed the gun at Dad and told him to stop sleeping in his bed. I knew how the big man felt because my daddy snores a lot so I would n't want him sleeping in my bed either! 
 
 Anyways, the man shot my daddy in the head but he's strong so he only went to sleep for a few minutes and then he got back up and beat up the big man with the beard. Even though he had a machine gun he still could n't beat my daddy in a fight so the man jumped out the second story window and fell 200 feet to the ground. I thought he died but mommy said he probably ran all the way to China before the army guys showed up at my house!
