[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

`` Yeah I'll hook you up fam, how many?'' 
 
 Of all the responses Jim had gotten for his crank calls, this was by far the least expected. Screaming at him made sense. Proceeding as normal was, well, *normal*. Responding with cranks of their own was always fun. But what was neither fun, normal, nor sensical was dropping professionalism while continuing the exchange. 
 
 `` Uh... four?'' 
 
 `` I can do fo-'' 
 
 `` -Ty seven. Four-ty seven. Yeah.'' 
 
 `` Hold up, son, lem me talk to my boy.'' 
 
 This was going to make for the best episode of'JimmingAround' ever- already new Twitch streamers were coming in and tips were at 3 month high. But today was n't supposed to have been such an active day. Over the past year Jim had ended up being very methodical about how he ran the channel. He had to be. He had used plants in the past to achieve this level of intrigue, and today was going off schedule- perhaps even off the rails. 
 
 `` Ok-k-k it's gon na take a few days for me to talk to my connect, but I got 5 keys for you now. I'm thing I can give you the bulk half of my next drop, bringing you up to fifteen. Is this some sort of rush order, cause I got some homies cross town I can hook y'up wit.'' 
 
 `` Uhh...'' 
 
 `` So how you planning on paying?'' 
 
 `` Uhh... this is- This is *completely* unacceptable. I'll be ordering from Pizza Hut from now on.'' 
 
 `` Oh it's like that? Marco gon na catch these fi-'' 
 
 The line went click as I chickened out and inadvertently started a gangwar that cost [ this man ] ( http: //cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/1x10_Pier_Pressure_40.png ) his arm. Anyway, here's wonderwall.
