[ WP ] The most hateful , spiteful , bitter confession of undying love .

You are an idiot. And you ca n't stop being an idiot. One would think there'd be a limit to how much stupid can be present in a person at any given time, but you have proved me wrong. And you prove me wrong everyday. 
 
 You are a fool. You bandy out your limitless idiocy in soaring heaps to everyone you see, gifting it to innocent strangers like blankets infested with smallpox. The countless little games and schemes you play end up driving me, your one and only friend, to insanity. 
 
 And the worst part, the very worst part of this all, is that you do n't know this. You are n't being malicious. You are n't being cruel. You are n't clever enough to really hurt people on purpose. You genuinely believe your idiocy helps me and others. You think I appreciate your tendency to drag me into your misadventures, the way you make me stumble through life as your damned wet nurse, and your awful, Godawful, puns. 
 
 I'm trying to get angry at you. I truly am. But I ca n't. You're pitiful. You're some brain delayed pet that's pissed on the floor, and every time I get mad at you, you give me that look, that sad expression of shame in your eyes that answers why I'm still your friend. 
 
 Idiot. 
 

