[ WP ] When you reach the afterlife , the first thing you see is an object with a note saying `` Finders keepers '' .

I looked down at the small pebble on the floor. It was pretty unremarkable, and if it was n't for the yellow post it note stuck to it then I would have ignored it like all the other pebbles that filled this damn wasteland. 
 
 Oh do n't get me wrong some of them looked pretty nice, my mother liked to collect pretty pebbles and I'd seen hundreds that would have interested her. That was the problem though, the stones went on as far as the eye could see. Also I did n't know where the hell I was. I'd stepped out to cross the road and there had been a loud noise, the next thing I knew I'd woken up here. I'd started walking towards what looked like some sort of building. That was how I'd come across the bloody pebble that started it all. 
 
 I leant down, picked it up, and pulled the post it note off. `` Finders Keepers'', was all it said. What bloody use was that supposed to be. I'm in the middle of some vast empty waste land and out of all the things someone could have left on a post it note attached to a stone, they left that. They could have drawn a map, at least maybe then I'd know where I bloody was. 
 
 I bet Steve did this, ever since I pranked him the last time he's been trying to get me back. I'm not sure how he's got me to this... well it must be a desert, but he bloody has. I'm going to need to find water, and fast. I start walking in a random direction 
 
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 The creature watched him from behind as he walked off. This moron was going to need to learn the rules of the after life, finders keepers and that includes the souls of the damned.
