[ WP ] Sneezes are powerful dark magic , locked away eons ago . You are in charge of ensuring no sneeze goes un-blessed , or all hell could quite literally break loose .

Eons ago, there was an understanding of sneezing that was lost to the wheels of time. Let me ask you a question, what do you call the inside of your elbow? Now I know it's called the cubital fossa or the chelidon or whatever other name you found on google, but what if I told you that it had a different name once upon a time? 
 
 See, sneezing eons ago was simply put as `` the expelling of evil within us'' or in other words Dark magics. Now, do you remember what to do when an individual sneezes? You say: `` Bless you!'' of course. What if I told you that in doing this, you purified the Dark Magic that was expelled? See, the process of getting sick is simply a build up of Dark Magics inside ones body, and not catching the sneeze with the inside of your elbow, formerly named the Dream Catcher, used to be punishable by death. Catching your sneeze in it's entirety had it's own rewards though, being one: a blessing was not needed so you would n't infest someone with your own Dark Magic. Two, Legend also describes that catching 1000 sneezes would grant your most sought after wish. Dark Magic, despite how cool blogs on Tumblr make it look, is nothing to be tampered with. Dark Magic does not let you have satanic powers like vampirism or whatever you nerds are thinking about. Too much of a concentration of Dark Magic will gradually and quite literally, turn you into a host of a demon. It all starts with your attitude and interactions with others, eventually progressing to horrific visual effects. Horrific things like cysts and boils. Did you ever wonder how the Black Plague started? That plague that wiped a huge portion of Europe? That's the kind of stuff we're looking at. It's a mystery though, why Demons never came to this land. So many hosts, but no takers. Now where do I fit into this you ask? Well, I'm stuck in a high school being that fucking kid who says bless you to every asshole who decides to come to school sick. 
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 *Sorry for any spelling/grammatical mistakes or just weird writing in general. This is my first submission in /r/WritingPrompts! *
