[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

I actually had two funny ideas for this, could n't decide which one I liked better, so I decided post both. Here's the second: 
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 I was just sitting at my computer desk, looking at memes, when I heard a knock at the door. But when I looked, no one was out there, just a box with a note on it. It just said `` Enjoy; ) - MemeLord42069''. I was curious, so I brought it back inside with me. 
 
 Opening it up, I found a cat. This is weird, I thought, why would anybody send me a cat? Who is MemeLord42069? It meowed at me, I had to admit it was cute, but I could n't keep it. I decided to hold on to it for the night then find someone to take it tomorrow. 
 
 After petting it for a few minutes, I noticed something weird. It had a USB connector on it. Is it like one of those new robot animals? It seemed really real, and I've never heard of one so lifelike, or advanced. I shrug to myself and decide to plug it in. *Why not? *. A prompt comes up: `` Cat Version 1.0.0. Update to 256.3? ``, I click yes, curious about this cat. 
 
 As it updates the cat starts playing sounds. I can hear fragments of memes, `` Deez Nutz'', `` OH BABY A TRIPLE'', etc. The update finished, and a button opens up on top of the cat's head. I decide to push it. I just hear `` WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE'', I immediately push the button again and it stops, nothing else happens. I ca n't believe I just got Rick Rolled by a fucking cat... 
 
 I'm still curious about this thing, though, so I push the button again. Its mouth opens up, and a sound plays, I hear `` I give you a hamburger''. A small strip of paper sticks out of its mouth, I grab it. `` I have decided to retire, the memes are yours now. Congrats. PS Do n't go too power hungry. -MemeLord42069'' is written on it. And with that, the cat powers down. 
 
 I go back to my computer, there's a new desktop icon that I've never seen before, a cat biting a hamburger. I open it, it must have something to do with this cat and the memes. MemeCreator opens up, along with a message `` Thank you for using MemeCreator, you now have the access to the world meme database. With this program you can create new memes. Be warned though, any meme you create will instantly become popular, no matter what it is. People will find themselves forced to enjoy it, even if they hate it. You can cancel this at any time, but not everyone will give up the meme, some will become addicted to it, unable to give it up so easily.'' 
 
 I sit there shocked, I had no idea this was how memes were made. I figured it was just some random person who shared something funny with some friends, and it spread from there. But according this, one sole person is in charge of what does and does n't become a meme. It also said people will be forced to enjoy it, is that why so many people enjoy memes while simultaneously hating them? 
 
 No way, this is just too bizarre to believe. There's no way this could work, right? I need to find out. I click on the'create new meme' button. I draw a blank though, what meme can I make that no one would ever think to make? It has to be something original, so I know it was created by me. But it also has to be so stupid and obnoxious that no one else would ever think it's funny. 
 
 Then it hit me, that stupid show my nephew watches: Lazy Town. I'll make that song from it a meme, it's so annoying that no one would think it's funny. I'm sure most people have never even heard of it, too. This is perfect. 
 
 It is now November 16, 2016, the meme creator worked... Hundreds of thousands of people have found the meme. 
 
 Oh God, what have I created? 
 
 This power, I can it feel it controlling me. I'm having urges to create the most cancerous memes. I do n't want to do this, but the cat calls to me when I sleep. No matter what I do to it, it comes back. I ca n't escape it. The memes are controlling me... I can feel them taking over. I do n't know how much longer I can hold out... Please forgive me for the memes I'm about to create.
