[ CW ] Hit me with an Acrostic ! Your phrase : `` Oh no , not again . ''

Oh no, not again. 
 
 Honestly, it's a wonder anything gets done around here. Nobody takes safety concerns seriously, and every time the machinery malfunctions, I'm the only one that can fix it. On top of that, I have n't been given a raise in five years. Next time something happens, I'll just let someone else handle it. 
 
 On the other hand, this one looks promising. Tears in reality are hard to predict, and I do n't know when I'll see one open to a beach paradise. And the beautiful women in bikinis that have spilled onto the factory floor will need to be debriefed. Gravitational wells are hard enough to construct without all these malfunctions, but I suppose that some amount of `` hardship'' must be endured. After I tend to these fine ladies, I will definitely tell my boss about all the hard work I do. It's time I put my foot down. Now, where did I put the lotion?
