[ WP ] The Oracle at Delphi was a respected priestess who passed along the wisdom of the gods to the faithful . But what if she was just a manipulative liar with her own political agenda ? And what if the gods found out ?

`` Why did you do this?'' God asked. 
 
 `` Well,'' the Oracle said, `` I got tired of the greeks constantly writing about me.'' 
 
 `` So you changed the entire culture so that people would constantly write about *me*?'' 
 
 `` Yup'' the Oracle said. 
 
 `` Do you have *any idea* how much trouble you've caused me?'' God asked. 
 
 `` Oh, come on, it's not that bad.'' 
 
 `` Every day! *Every single day! * Someone comes on to /r/WritingPrompts and puts up a prompt about god! Every. Me-Damned. Day.'' 
 
 The oracle shrugged. 
 
 `` The least you can do,'' God said, `` is tell me if it'll ever let up.'' 
 
 `` Outlook... not so good.''
