[ WP ] You 've been placed in an alien zoo . Your keepers have given you an android/gynoid `` friend '' .

So this is how it ends for me. 23 years old and living in my `` natural habitat''. It's been 2 weeks since I was tossed into this pen and all I've been eating is a yogurt like paste that tastes like dirt. 
 
 My name is Jacob Turner, and I have no idea what planet I'm on, or what galaxy I'm in, for that matter. 
 
 Earth has been a haven for criminals for the last 200 years. Since the invasion of 2078, humans have been proclaimed the working class among celestial beings. We are used for entertainment, slave work, even scientific experiments. The slaves are the lucky ones. 
 
 I was an entertainer. More specifically, I handled bets at the race track. These aliens clinched on to human culture, but not without their own modifications. Genetically produced horses make for a good bet. One day I decided I had enough. 
 
 There are underground dealers who will smuggle humans out for a hefty cost. Human trafficking is very illegal, ironically for the exact opposite reason it was illegal for us back in the day. I hired the best one I could find. 
 
 It was n't enough. They had moles throughout the underground network. My agent was unknowingly employing one of them, so he we are. 
 
 It's the ultimate humiliation, being like a rodent. Children laugh at me and ask why my skin is so smooth. I'm a disgusting being here, and they let me know it. 
 
 One of the `` Human handlers'' walked into my habitat, wheeling in a huge box on a trolley. 
 
 `` We got ourselves a grant from the parks department. Your going to have a new friend.'' 
 
 Another person? I could n't believe it. My face lit up with joy. When were they coming? Would it be a woman? What I would give to touch a woman's hair again. 
 
 I read the side of the crate he was rolling in as he kicked it to roll off the cart. 
 
 `` A.I. UNIT # 22342 Lot # 334. Female. Blonde.'' 
 
 I read further. There was a slogan... 
 
 `` Your mans best friend is our business.'' 
 
 ( Will continue later ) 

