[ WP ] After many years of financial difficulties the U.K. has decided to rejoin the EU but instead of joining the European Union they have joined the Star Wars EU by mistake . You are the explaining the situation to the Prime minister

First Time Writing, Please be gentle 
 
 `` Mr Prime Minister Sir? We seem to have accidentally joined the Star Wars Eu instead of the EU''. The PM did not reply. `` Should I tell the senate?'' I asked. The PM turns around and says `` You just told me''. Confused, I ask `` What do you mean?'' 
 He replies with `` I am the senate.'' At this point I realized that the PM was actually Darth Plagueis the wise. 
 
 I take off my cloak revealing myself to be General Greivous. We both turn on our lightsabers and an epic duel happens. After around ten minutes of dueling, the sith lord falls down some stairs, I look him in the eyes and say `` It's over Plagueis, I have the high ground''. I jump down the stairs and put a lightsaber to his neck and say `` Any last words?'' Plagueis replied with `` I hate sand. It's course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere'' I then slit his throat and take his lightsaber muttering `` This will make a fine addition to my collection'' before walking out the door and flying away on my podracer while yelling `` Now this is podracing!'' 
 
 TLDR: Dank 
 
 
 

