[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

I stacked the last of the pint glasses. Quiet nights meant I could help the collectors and clean the bar. I knelt down to give the the pipes a quick wipe but was interrupted by the sound of the front door opening and closing repeatedly. I stood up and dusted myself down only to see a Jew, an englishman, an irishman, a scot, a horse and a skeleton enter. I looked at the barmaid to my right, whose jaw had hit the floor. 
 
 `` What is this, some kind of joke?'' I exclaimed. 
 
 I glanced over each of them twice, bemused. `` Maggie, get the mop and bucket, I ca n't see this ending well for one of them.''
