[ WP ] The human species has gone extinct thousands of years ago . Extraterrestrial explorers find a sample of human DNA and decide to resurrect the species once again . You are the first new human growing up in a completely alien society .

`` Oh fuck *that. *'' 
 
 `` But the documents indicate this is also how your species procreated.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, with our *own kind. * You want me to stick it in *that? * It has *pincers. *'' 
 
 `` Those are of a perfectly average size.'' 
 
 `` Size has nothing to do with it. Damn, I suddenly think I know what women feel like...'' 
 
 `` Oh? Is this a response to the given situation? If your genitals undergo mutation, we will make the necessary adjustments.'' 
 
 `` No, I... Look, this just is n't exactly... Look, I know you're doing your best here, but, I mean, is there *really* no other way? You ca n't, like, find a fleshlight or something?'' 
 
 `` Our genetic constructors require that-'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah, you told me, they require replications of your own quadratic gender system in order to function. Ca n't you grow one that is *human* shaped, though? This is just... I mean, will this even *work? *'' 
 
 `` It is a method that has serviced our people for generations, and your genetic material is comparable to our own. Testing has indicated this will be successful.'' 
 
 `` And you ca n't just whip up another human for me?'' 
 
 `` We could genetically alter your DNA to attempt to create a female from your recumbent strains, but it is unlikely we would succeed. There is an inadequate amount of information.'' 
 
 `` So a hybrid is the best I can hope for.'' 
 
 `` For the time being, yes.'' 
 
 `` Does that mean I could just wait until you figure it out?'' 
 
 `` Our experiments have indicated your lifespan is brief. You would not live long enough to see the culmination of our efforts. Our testing has indicated that the constructor will be adequate, as well as providing you with immediate results.'' 
 
 `` Man... Well... Just... leave it there, then, or something. I'll... get to it when I get to it.'' 
 
 `` That is wonderful. We will collect it after you have consummated.'' 
 
 `` Yeah... Um... is there a way to make them stop clicking like that, at least?'' 
 
 `` You do not find that arousing?'' 
 
 `` Not in the least. They wo n't... *do* something to me, will they?'' 
 
 `` I assure you, the constructor is designed to be highly gentle and pleasurable.'' 
 
 `` You know... as grateful as I am and all... I feel like there's a breakdown in communication here. I do n't want another'we thought you needed powdered sulfur in your food' thing. This thing better not, yknow, cut anything.'' 
 
 `` Nothing beyond the ordinary incision for semen extraction.'' 
 
 `` Oh fuck *that. *''
