[ WP ] He sees you when you 're sleeping . He knows when you 're awake . And Santa , low on funds to pay his elves , has begun selling his surveillance data to the NSA .

Oh, 
 You'd better watch out, 
 You'd better not pry, 
 You'd better not creep, 
 I'm telling you why, 
 Santa Clause is NSA. 
 
 He sees you in your bedroom, 
 He knows you're wide awake, 
 He knows you're planning to watch porn, 
 Go ahead and grab your snake. 
 OOH! 
 You'd better go and, 
 Delete history, 
 Do n't forget'bout, 
 `` Your bro's'' LSD. 
 Santa Claus is selling data. 
 
 He knows you stole that candy, 
 He knows you hate your boss, 
 He knows you shat on Debra's desk, 
 Better count it as a loss! 
 OOH! 
 Better sit still, 
 Better not move, 
 Better not leave, 
 Not much you can do. 
 Santa Claus is selling data.
