[ WP ] Your character wakes up and discovers his house has been inexplicably moved overnight .

It was subtle, at first. Flattened grass, trodden dirt patches, the occasional scurrying feet of some furry critter underneath. All in all nothing out of the ordinary. But then some of his belongings started moving around. He would come home to find his utensils scattered about his counter, or one of his many flower pots shattered on the ground, to which he would respond by cursing and kicking up a literal dust storm in a vain attempt at cleaning up the fertilizer. Still he did n't worry. He figured his ex-wife had been sneaking around, having devised some elaborate prank to get him back, but being the stubborn gentleman he was, his response was to simply ignore her. He would be the better man. And so it continued. Broken picture frames and dishes, pots and pans knocked off his kitchen walls, his pantry door thrown open with all of his food spilling out. And he would pick everything up and put them back in place. Until one evening he came home from one of his many jaunts through the woods and it was all gone. All of it. Not just the utensils, the flower pots, the pans, but his entire house. 
 
 Perhaps he should n't have parked his trailer on top of a hill.
