[ WP ] You start to suspect that your 'computer illiterate ' grandmother is actually the premier hacker in the world .

`` Now how do you copy and paste, dear?'' 
 
 For maybe the tenth time in the past hour, I showed Grandma how to copy and paste. 
 
 `` Ah yes, that's right, now I remember. Gosh, these computers are good, are n't they! Now all I need to do is save the text...'' 
 
 Without thinking, I hit Ctrl + S. Before I could navigate to Grandma's `` Documents'' folder, I noticed something odd. 
 
 `` Grandma...?'' 
 
 `` Yes, hmm? Have you done it?'' 
 
 `` No, it's not that,'' I said, `` I just saw that file there. What is it?'' I pointed. 
 
 `` Which, dear?'' She peered at the screen over her glasses, which she refused to take off even though they were for long distances. `` You mean this file?'' She placed her finger on the screen and over the file I had pointed at. I cringed inwardly. 
 
 `` Yes, that's the one.'' I watched as Grandma removed her finger, the smudge almost enough to make me run from the house screaming. 
 
 `` I do n't know, dear... oh, I saved that when I asked the Google how to copy and paste. They told me I just needed that file in my file explorer thingymajig.'' 
 
 `` So why is it called `` MadHackz?'' 
 
 `` That's what they told me to call it.'' Grandma peered up at me, smiling. 
 
 `` Okay.'' I doubted her but I did n't want to let on that I was suspicious. `` So what you have to do is you have to go to `` My Documents'' and save the file there so you can access it easily.'' I had been hovering over `` My Documents'' all this time so she could see what I was doing. Once I had finished explaining, I clicked it. 
 
 Whoops. 
 
 Without realising, I mis-clicked and pressed `` Videos'' instead. What came up on screen was far too unsettling for my fragile mind. All I could see were the thumbnails, but that was more than enough for me. Let's just say I saw men and women dancing naked in bed and leave it at that. I clicked `` My Documents'' as fast as I could - *click click click click click* I went in my desperation. 
 
 `` Are you okay, my love?'' She asked, peering at the screen. My whole body untensed; I did n't realise I had been holding my breath all that time. 
 
 `` Of course Grandma, I'll just save it now.'' I said. Yep, definitely not a hacker... downloading porn, I do n't know...
