[ WP ] You 're walking down the street chewing a piece of gum when you accidentally swallow it . This starts a snowball effect that eventually leads to the extinction of the human race over the span of a day .

I was walking down the street today just minding my own business when I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk almost stumbling to the ground. Wow I thought that was a close one I hope no one saw it. I continued walking down the street when I entered the crosswalk I was almost hit by a car turning right that did not look for me. I yelled Asshole! and continued on my way. What a strange walk this has been already I was thinking when a red breasted black bird swooped down at me with the intensity of a mother bear defending her cub. I hopped to the side to narrowly doge the oncoming attack of the bird defending its nest when I bumped into the building next to me which caused me to swallow the gum that I was chewing. 
 
 I tried to spit the gum out of the back of my throat but it would not become dislodged. I began to grow quite lightheaded from the lack of oxygen and I fainted to the ground. I woke up to President Putin kneeling over me with a whole bunch of photographers taking pictures. Apparently Putin had been driving by as I fell to the ground and he made the motorcade stop to help. Of course Putin travels with his own doctor, but he insisted in saving my life himself. This is very like him since he likes to prove to his people that he is a powerful leader. Anyways I guess he performed a tracheostomy on me even though it was n't necessary to show how capable of a leader he was. I was rushed to urgent care to take care of the whole. In that hospital bed is where I witnessed the human race go extinct due to the fact that I swallowed my gum that day. 
 
 Evidently President Putin was on his way to his first in person meeting with President Trump that day. His little show of saving my life though delayed him a bit and he was late for his meeting with Trump. Trump being Trump did not take kindly to this gesture and left the meeting without talking to Putin and tweeted `` Putin is a bad man. Russia not a good country. USA at war with Russia.'' Putin did not know what to make of this declaration of war, on one hand it was over twitter and on the other it was the U.S. President. He tried to get a hold of Trump, but was unable to. 
 
 Putin had decided that he must attack U.S.A first before they could attack him and he launched all of the intercontinental missiles that he had at the U.S. Trump got word of this and obviously launched them back at Russia, but not to be one upped by Putin he launched missiles at every country in the world. That is the story of how me swallowing my gum lead to the end of the human race.
