[ WP ] You share your body with a Lieutenant of Hell

`` Come ON, Alan! It does n't take this long to get ready!'' 
 
 I sighed. `` Angthan, you complain about this every morning, but when I let you do it, I smell like sulfur all day.'' 
 
 `` *We* smell like sulfur. And I fail to see a problem with that. From my experience, it's actually quite attractive.'' 
 
 I gave him the Look in the mirror. `` While it may be considered attractive in the suburbs of Gehenna, this is Provo. Provo, *Utah*.'' 
 
 `` You'd be surprised how many of us shop in small American towns. The deals are amazing Topside.'' I almost stopped buttoning my shirt; this was interesting. Not only had I been stuck unable to exercise my Fourth Amendment rights on him, but he was quite possibly Hell's biggest clotheshorse.
