[ WP ] You just survived the apocalypse . Now you 're dealing with some unexpected problems not seen in apocalyptic fiction .

`` I'm so damn bored.'' I hurled a rock across the decimated city. 
 
 John looked at me with a furrowed brow. `` Careful, you might attract the zombies.'' 
 
 I groaned. `` At least that would give some break from the monotony. This sucks! All we do is eat and sleep, and occasionally run from the zombies.'' 
 
 `` It's the apocalypse.'' 
 
 `` No television, very few books, shit, I'd even take going into work.'' 
 
 `` Even I'm not that desperate.'' 
 
 I chuckled. `` Maybe that last one was n't entirely true.'' 
 
 `` You just have to enjoy the peaceful serenity of the now, it's all we got.'' 
 
 `` All we got until when?'' 
 
 `` Until we die.'' 
 
 `` Exactly,'' I said. `` There's minimal entertainment and nothing to aspire to. Even if I work hard, the most I can hope for is to live until I die.'' 
 
 `` You have to make due with the present.'' John shrugged. `` We'll never have the past back, and the future is uncertain.'' 
 
 `` The future is very certain!'' I stomped my feet on the gravel. `` Want to know what we'll be doing tomorrow?! The exact same thing we've done for the past three weeks!'' 
 
 `` Unless the zombies find our shelter like they did three weeks ago, and then we'll relocate.'' 
 
 `` And then do the same thing forever!'' I slammed my fist into a rusted car. Tears welled in my eyes. `` Goddammit John, nobody said the apocalypse would this boring!''
