[ WP ] You 've just died and wake at Heaven 's gate . Saint Peter stands there and points toward a pay phone , hands you a quarter , and whispers `` you have five minutes . ''

''What? Wh- Five minutes for what? Am i in heaven already?'' 
 He stared at me urging me to be silent. *There's people trying to read* he said. 
 
 The payphone was 9 feet away from the main reception on the room. I just stood there for a good half an hour just wondering what should i do, until reason kicked in. *Aha, i fuckin' got it. * Im sure my grin was n't even visible, but it was there as the ringing started. 
 
''Hello Steve, how are you man? What can i help ya with?'' 
''Hello, God? Uh, im stuck in the reception on the main floor to... Heaven, i guess? Can you help me out here?'' 
 There was a small pause of at least 7 seconds before God said something. 
''Jesus Christ... Steve, did you bothered to make your appointment while being on earth?'' 
 Appointment? What the FUCK was he talking about? 
''Steve, listen to me, Steve. You had to go to church every sunday, or as many as you could and pray for this, remember? It's on the damn bible i tell you that. I ca n't let you in unless you d-'' 
''Unless i what? Wh- God? Are you there?'' 
 
 *Time's up, Steve. * Peter suddendly appeared next to me and whispered once again, urging me to leave. 
''What do you mean time's up, that was n't even 30 seconds!'' 
 *Lower your voice you uneducated sinner. Time's different here than in earth. There's a cab outside waiting for you, so please, leave now. * 
 
 I was n't gon na question things anymore, this all could be just a dream and im getting played by my own mind. Outside? Sure, i'll go outside as fast as i can. 
 I open the front door with a loud screech and i see a black taxi waiting outside on the street, which appears to be floating on the whiteness of heaven. The front door opens and i hop in, waiting with a smile the moment i wake up. 
 
''Yo! Steve! Good to see you man! Hows *un*life going hommie?'' 
 I do n't know why i did n't expected Lucifer to be the driver.
