[ WP ] If you laugh , you die . Comedians become the greatest weapons of war in the history of mankind .

The guns went silent, completely silent. The wind together with the sound of people screaming in pain while trying to collect their scattered guts or press the severed arm back onto the body was the only hearable thing. 
 A voice could suddenly be heard from the other side of the trench 
 
 `` Testing, testing, one two, one two.'' 
 
 Realising what was happening people in the trench fumbled with their equipment to produce their earplugs, many had lost theirs in the battle and simply pressed their hands against their ears. You could hear someone clearing his throat, now much louder than before. 
 
 `` So, my dad used to work as a road worker, he was often accused of stealing from the job. Naturally I did n't believe it, until i got home and saw that all the signs was there!'' 
 
 It was not a particularly good joke, but one man laughed. It was the last thing he ever did, as soon as he started laughing he also started to shake. Blood swarming out from his mouth and his eyes growing like marshmallows in a microwave. 
 In a last scream filled with laughter his eyes popped and he fell to the ground, dead. 
 
 `` My wife used to fake orgasms, not a big deal I say, I faked the whole relationship!'' 
 
 This time several people across the trench laughed. Those still alive had taken to shoving mud into their ears while firmly holding it in place with their hands. The voice once again cleared its throat, it seemed as if it was preparing 
 for some higher-tier jokes. 
 
 `` When I was a kid I asked God for a bike, the preacher told me God does n't work like that, so naturally I stole a bike and asked God for forgiveness.'' 
 
 The joke was the last straw for many, they simply could n't hold back their laughter. All across the trench people fell down to the ground, their eyes popped and their mouths filled with warm blood. 
 Suddenly the sounds of airplanes could be heard in the distance, the voice went silent and panicked voices could be heard from the other side of the trench. 
 It was the German airborne, no amount of jokes could get them to crack, they simply could not understand the jokes. As the airborne parachuted towards the other trench you could hear the voice panicking, it started shouting off jokes as fast as it could. The jokes were unfocused and sloppy, not even the normal soldiers in the trench cracked. Shortly after the airborne landed in the other trench and the voice went silent. Victory had been achieved, however it was but one of many battles to come. 
 

