[ WP ] You are a professional pickpocket . You 've just picked someones pocket only to discover that the thing you have stolen is truly horrifying .

Sorry for rushing it, I do n't have much time and I want to get to the point. 
 
 I often did n't like doing this. But I was low on money. I was just caught in the crossfire of a mass firing at my job. But he looked rich enough. He had a nice suit. He even had a Segway. He could manage. 
 
 So I asked him about the Segway. He made some annoying remark, like I expected him to. But luckily, he moved his head around a lot while talking. So I took my chance and grabbed something in his pocket. It felt... odd. Not like a wallet. But it was too late now. He was driving slowly away. 
 
 I looked at the thing. It was pills. At first I felt awful, but then I realized what they were: roofies. 
 
 I was horrified. Of course a rich guy would do that. He could lure anyone. I looked at the bottle. On the back, he labeled them. Of course, he'd want a lot of people forgetting him. That's why they were labeled `` Forget-Me-Nows.'' 
 
 When I looked up, he was shooting a lady ( likely one who rejected him ) in the eye with lighter fluid. 
 
 He's a monster.
