[ WP ] Several hundred years after a nuclear holocaust that wipes out most of humanity , the remaining humans now pass down sitcom plots as oral parables from the Time Before .

The priest addressed his audience: `` And now brothers and sisters, I will tell you the final chapter of the Story as was told by my predecessors and their predecessors'' 
 `` And so the Father said:'Thou shallt not have an easy life, that shalt be Dewey', and the Mother said:'Thou shallt suffer, become wise and be ruler of the nation', and the Middle Son accepted the words and his Destiny in order to become the Divine Ruler Malcolm I, son of Hal. Let's pray that we will find our Destiny and accept it as his Snarky Majesty taught to his disciples. Amen''
