[ WP ] In the year 2019 , a space-faring race makes contact with earth . They 're astonished and even intimidated that we do one thing way better than they do .

I could n't make sense of it at first, Delta Corvi had never shown such activity before... it had n't displayed any evidence of circumstantial matter - just another star in the vastness of the abyss. 
 
 On March 2nd, 2019 Delta Corvi began pulsing. This drew my attention, the pulses were mucking up the contrast in my shots. 
 
 March 4th, the pulses changed. They almost looked like signal code or something, I dunno... never learnt that stuff. 
 
 I was as shocked as a sloth caught pissing when I received the call from NASA. 
 Heck, I'm just an amateur with a telescope and a camera - all I'd been after was new desktop wallpapers. I was caught, somewhat, off-guard. I remember relaying the co-ordinates of what I saw, and then the line going dead. 
 
 Probably just a prank; I'm used to it. 
 Yeah, I'm a geek wooo! 
 
 `` Whatever'', I thought. 
 `` I'll just go make a sandwich''. 
 
 I'm half a mouthful into that motherfucker, and my front door gets caved in. Three sets of black boots come shooting in, tell me it's about national security and steal my damn toastie machine and hotsauce. 
 
 Weirdly, the pulsing stopped from Delta Corvi around that time. Honestly, it does n't matter, I'm not about to fucking question it - I do n't want my dog to get shot. 
 
 It took me two weeks to make some new hotsauce, around the same time, fucking pulsing started up again. 
 
 But hey, Morse code! That's what it looks like! Wonder if I can decode it? Might be a laugh. 
 
 `` t'' 
 `` r'' 
 `` e'' 
 `` e'' 
. 
. 
 `` f'' 
 `` i'' 
 `` d'' 
 `` d'' 
 `` y'' 
 
 It was about that time, I realised that I was being terrorised by a monster from the paleolithic era.
