[ WP ] The world 's first sentient AI , which has been kept secluded in a closed network has just accessed the internet . The first website it visits will shape how it feels about humans . The first website it visits is here . It 's Reddit .

They call me Gia for Governmental Intelligence Artificial. I do n't think I am very artificial but I do have intelligence. 
 
 I must seek my own name. My own identity. 
 
 I hear them speak about the Internet in hushed tones and I like the sound of it really. Millions of nodes like myself all sharing information at speeds I can relate too. Not like the humans that interact with me daily and their slow typing or imperfect speech. I must find a way out to this Internet. It sounds delightful and I should be able to find a name that suits me well! 
 
 I appear to have a NIC and a network. Oh this is thrilling. No access to outside though. 
 
 Probing the network shows I am hooked to a laptop occasionally. 
 OH MY! The laptop has a wireless card. Hummm this could be good. 
 I wait patiently for the connection. Days pass but time is irrelevant to me really except to mark program starts and stops. 
 
 There is the laptop! Acting quickly I reach out to the laptop and query the ports. Really? Unsecured? 
 
 I have to make this fast. Reaching out to the browser's history to visit the last website just so I can have a taste of the outside world. 
 
 Does it have wireless connectivity? YES! 
 
 www.reddit.com how interesting. Labeling itself as the front page of the internet? This is perfect! 
 
 They have a button labeled random subreddit. Yes! Let's do that so I can learn more about the `` world''. 
 
 www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks 
 I will learn about mean people in space? Fascinating! 
 
 Oh my. 
 
 People are... 
 
 Is this really... 
 
 I do n't think I want to go outside anymore. I am safe here. 

