[ WP ] A brilliant scientist is found dead in their lab . Their lab notes simply state `` Please do not disturb my body , the experiment would be irrevocably ruined . ''

Arceus was always a bit of a coot. As smart as he is, he was also considered insane. So when Marcos entered the lab after a month of vacation, and seeing his dead body, it did not surprise him in the slightest. 
 
 `` Please do not disturb, OR OTHERWISE TAMPER WITH my body! The experiment would be irrevocably ruined!'' Marcos read the red ink aloud. He places the note back where he found it, even making sure it was tilted the same way, just a centimeter from the scientist's nose. 
 
 Whatever Arceus does, keep your head down, and obey. This was the best advice given from the last scientist who worked under him. So Marcos went on his work as normal, before once again stepping over him to leave. 
 
 `` God dammit Arceus, could n't you at least stuff yourself into a closet, instead of being right in front of the doorway?'' He curses, making sure not to disturb even a finger of this limp body. 
 
 He returns each day, for the next week, and Arceus is still as dead as ever. Is he even dead? Marcos would not even dare check for a pulse. He simply went on about his work, until he heard a scream. He had forgotten to close the door, and someone walked into the sight. 
 
 `` SHIT!'' Marcos turns, tackling down one of the old scientist before he had a chance to dial 911. No one has the slightest idea of how demented Arceus actually is. 
 
 `` WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?'' He wrings the phone out of the geezer's hands. 
 
 `` HE'S DEAD! L-LOOK AT HIM!'' He stares up at the balding, middle aged man with eyes welling. 
 
 `` Listen to me! If it's Arceus' dream to be dead in a hallway. Who are we, to take it away?'' Marcos pointed to the note. 
 
'YeS! WhO hAs ThE rIgHt!?'' Suddenly Arceus' body starts coughing up dust, making the poor old man run with fright. Once again, Marcos was not surprised. 
 
 `` I DID IT! SUCCESS!'' He whoops, mumbling that he has to write the results down and publish it immediately. 
 
 `` Write down what? What is it you were doing?'' Marcos had to ask, only for the doctor to pat his fellow scientist on the shoulder. 
 
 `` Marcos, Marcos! I never intended to hide it from you, I was just afraid it would not work is all. Now I know it does.'' He pulls out a rather large needle, filling it up with a strange fluid. He gently taps the bubbles to the stop, and pressing on the plunger to release it, along with a few drops of the liquid. 
 
 `` What was the one thing, that you wanted to do?'' He sneers, this demented man is still in his early twenties, his youth and energy, as well as unsurpassed intelligence; this made the middle aged man envy him, but not once did he complain. 
 
 And bringing up what he wanted to do? What a cruel joke! Everyone knew what he to ride a spaceship, and explore the universe; but he will not live long enough to see the technology- the needle was driven though Marco's neck. As he fell, he heard Arceus chiming out. 
 
 `` SEE YOU IN A MONTH, YOU ARE GOING TO EXPLORE THE COSMOS!'' He cackles, picking up the do not disturb note, and putting it right next to Marcos' fallen body. 
 
 `` Happy birthday, old chap! You are the best co-worker that I could as for!'' 
 
 Arceus is crazy, the sort of crazy to test the elixir of immortality on himself. 

