[ WP ] You find an app that turns whatever you type into reality . However , auto-correct keeps getting in your way .

My phone rings during the afternoon, a notification from the *RealChat* app, I read the message: 
 
 > **Buddy: ** Hey man did you hear what happened down at the park? 
 
 > **You: ** Not at all what happened? 
 
 > **Buddy: ** They busted that creepy guy in that RV van hybrid, apparently he was selling laced candy to the kids who hang at the playground. 
 
 > **You: ** Wait, the guy that was wearing a boot on one foot and a high heel on the other? 
 
 > **Buddy: ** Yep. 
 
 > **You: ** Holy shi^ship! 
 
 Before I can fix the word switch, I hear a *pop* and *thud* on my roof. The house starts cracking and falling apart under some type of extreme weight. I run outside before the house falls on top of me. When the dust clears I see a big rustic behemoth of a ship in place of where my house used to be. I shout, 
 
 `` Hello? Is anyone the captain of this boat?!'' 
 
 An old graying man with long silvery hair and a salt and pepper beard walks out into my view, birds of paradise flying past him as if he was a tropical John Woo movie. The gray man replies: 
 
 `` It's an ark for the zillionth time! I was chilling in the middle of the ocean and then suddenly I landed here with all my animals.'' 
 
 Suddenly I had an divine epiphany, the *RealChat* app made a simple autocorrect become real, it was a holy ship indeed, it was **Noah's Ark** lying on top of my broken down house... 
 
 *First time posting here helpful criticism appreciated! * 

