[ WP ] You ca n't die until your name is spoken for the last time .

Thooduno Thooduno Thooduno. Uuduno Uuduno Uuduno. Vuduno Vuduno Vuduno. Oh hello. Sorry do n't mind me. Listen, its a bit of a story to explain what I'm doing so maybe... okay sure, I've got time. Some time ago, I crossed my village's oracle. I stole a little idol from her hut. She had like 80, I did n't think she'd notice. Well, she did. And she cursed me. 
 
 It sounds like such a minor thing now, but back then her curses were legendary. Every single one came true in the most horrific way possible. And to me she said `` You will hear your name 3 times. Upon the 3'rd you will die.'' I could feel it. She was right. Somehow that dirty witch wove those words into my very being. So I did the only thing I could think of. I ran. 
 
 I went from village to village, giving a fake name. I'd never stay anywhere more than a few years, always treated as an outsider. Communities used to be very insular, very distrustful of outsiders. So I'd stay until the murmurs of a mob forming would start, then on to the next town. But soon I started to realize how many times I had done this. So many town. I could n't even remember them all. How long had I been wandering? I never have been able to figure it out. 
 
 As time went on, I've been attacked, I've been drowned, I even got sealed inside a friggin iron maiden for what I assume to be the better part of a generation. It all hurts, I feel every bit of gnawing hunger pang or sharp screaming pain from an injury, but I'm never hurt. I do n't die. I CA N'T die. Not until I hear my name three times. I think that witch KNEW what she was doing. She knew what would happen. All I would want is to finally end this wandering existence... but I've forgotten. I've forgotten my name. So now I spend my eternity trying every combination of syllables. My entire life is such a blur that I forget most of my mother-tongue, but I figure every guttural combination of syllables possible with a human mouth should cover it. 
 
 From my figuring, I'm about 1/5000'th of the way through all possible combinations, going up through 6 syllables. But hey... I've got time. If you'll excuse me. 
 
 Wooduno Wooduno Wooduno. Xuduno Xuduno Xuduno. Yooduno Yooduno Yooduno..... 
 
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 As always, constructive criticisms to help me improve are welcome. I will also accept glowing praise or childish name calling.
