[ WP ] As soon as the SpaceX rocket touched down on the Martian surface , the astronauts on board received a notification : `` Wi-Fi Connection Available ''

`` Sir, we're getting a signal!'' 
 
 
 The commander stood up, still feeling slightly nauseous from the landing. 
 
 
 `` Comms, report.'' 
 
 
 `` Sir, it appears that we have a Wi-Fi signal here, and a message, too!'' 
 
 
 `` Well? Open the message!'' 
 
 
 The commander furrowed his brow as the communications officer clicked on the message. 
 
 
 *Welcome, and thank you for using Comcast wireless internet services, now on Mars! You have been charged the initial startup fee of $ 29.99, and will be charged $ 2.99 per gigabyte of data used. * 
 
 
 
 The commander's eyes widened. He rushed to the viewport. Outside, the Comcast probe sat, almost mockingly. 
 
 
 The commander tightened his hand into a white-knuckled fist. 
 
 
 
 `` COMCAAAAAAST!''
