[ WP ] You 're the first person to enter into cryogenic stasis after volunteering . Only something horrible happens : even though the doctors think you 're in stasis you 're still conscious , and scheduled to be frozen for 5,000 years .

Here we go, into the deep. 
 
 They secure the mask, and seal up my capsule. 
 
 I give the thumbs-up, and they press the button. 
 
 I wait patiently as they begin to celebrate with champagne. 
 
 I thought I'd feel something by now. 
 
 They finish their little party and start packing up their things. 
 
 I'm still here, guys, how long is this supposed to take? 
 
 The last person shuts off the lights as they leave. 
 
 What the fuck, they're not even going to wait until I'm out to see if it works? 
 
 Nothing left but the low hum of the capsule and the glow from the monitor. 
 
 **2,629,799,960 minutes remain. ** 
 
 Okay, I mean, I ca n't feel anything, but I thought I'd be asleep by now at least. 
 
 **2,629,799,940 minutes remain. ** 
 
 God, this is fucking boring. 
 
 Any time now. 
 
 Count sheep? 
 
 **2,629,799,900 minutes remain. ** 
 
 There's no way this is how this is supposed to work. 
 
 This really fucking sucks. 
 
 **2,629,799,215 minutes remain. ** 
 
 I want to come out now. 
 
 Please let me out. 
 
 The door opens. 
 
 A light turns on. 
 
 A man walks in. 
 
 He grabs his pen off the table, clicks it a couple times, smiles, and puts it into his pocket. 
 
 He walks over to my capsule. 
 
 Yes, finally! 
 
 He taps on the glass, lets out a bit of a chuckle, then leaves. 
 
 No. 
 
 Please God, no. 
 
 What the fuck! 
 
 **2,629,797,118 minutes remain. ** 
 
 And that's how we can achieve world peace, the end. 
 
 **2,629,792,845 minutes remain. ** 
 
 I'm so lonely. 
 
 **2,629,791,900 minutes remain. ** 
 
 Crackalacka. 
 
 Brack-brack-brackalack. 
 
 Ching-chong-sing-along. 
 
 B-b-b-baster. 
 
 **2,629,774,401 minutes remain. ** 
 
 Mmmmmmmmmmmm. 
 
 Ssssssssssssss. 
 
 Fffffffffffffff. 
 
 **2,629,759,689 minutes remain. ** 
 
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