[ WP ] You are a psychopathic school shooter . What is your internal monologue during the act ?

POP goes the weasel! 
 
 He hit the ground. The bullet hit another person in front of him too, hitting her arm. Everyone started to run. 
 
 The satisfying noise of loading a bullet into the chamber as you work the bolt of a Mosin-Nagant. I knew them hours on the range would work out. Damn, who to get ne- OH! Him! Fuck that dude for getting mad because I did n't give him my homework for his dumbass not doing it himself. 
 
 Bang. 
 
 Heh, he tripped as I got him. 
 
 Bang. 
 
 You were pretty cute, but oh well. 
 
 Bang. 
 
 Damn, they dissipated. New area. Better get their fast. 
 
 Ahh, I like this balcony in the tower building. Perfect. Man I love this school and the potential sniping areas. 
 
 Bang. 
 
 I missed. Fuck. 
 
 I'm out, and done.
