[ WP ] You tell Death that you will never tire of living no matter how long you live . It makes you a bet that you will and thus grants you true immortality . You 've just lived through the second death of the universe and show no sign of stopping . Death is baffled .

I cracked open my latest notebook and took out my trusty pencil, now worn down to a bare nub. Peering in by the light of the dying universe I began to add. 
 
 *Saved up enough money to buy very own spaceship - 300 pts* 
 
 That was a rather fun experience. It was a particularly good spaceship, being jet-black and sleek. A beautiful work of art. 
 
 *Saved little girl from pirates - 400 pts* 
 
 Too bad that ship's life was short-lived. Ah well, it was worth it to see that sweet little girl returned home to her family. And also to see my old ship crash into the pirates' dreadnought at full force. Explosions do n't stop being cool. 
 
 *Found a new sentient species - 600 pts* 
 
 I felt a presence hovering over my shoulder as I added. 
 
 *Wrote space poetry - 75 pts* 
 
 A bony finger extended and pointed at the page. `` You forgot to carry a two there,'' 
 
 `` Thanks,'' I corrected my work and continued on. 
 
 *Created ~~ghost ship legend~~ real ghost ship - 700 pts* 
 
 *Got married to ghost - 400 pts* 
 
 *Got divorced from ghost - 20 pts* 
 
 That was an interesting few years. Death stood patiently behind me as the light from the universe dwindled further. Its quite a lot of math, tallying all this up. I turned the page. Death coughed, a little impatiently. 
 
 As I tallied up an episode involving a primitive society and potpourri, I asked Death, `` What is it?'' 
 
 `` Well, your little system there seems to be really good at keeping you excited about life,'' Death began. 
 
 `` Oh yes, certainly,'' I said, momentarily forgetting the solution to 6 + 7. 
 
 `` And, ah, I decided to try making my own log of what I've done.'' 
 
 `` Oh, how about you read some, then,'' I said, trying to remember why learning to play the flute was worth 4000 points and blowing up a planet was worth 370. 
 
 `` *Ushered soul to the underworld - 1 pt* 
 
 *Ushered soul to the underworld - 1 pt* 
 
 *Ushered soul to the underworld - 1 pt* 
 
 *Ush-*'' 
 
 `` I get the gist of it. You really need to relax sometimes, take a vacation.'' 
 
 `` I try. There's just so much to do.'' 
 
 I added the last few numbers together. `` Hey, check it out! High score!'' 
 
 `` You beat your last one by a lot.'' 
 
 `` I think I'm really starting to get the hang of it! Alright, well, let's start the next round. Here, this time you try doing stuff besides your job, and see if you can beat my score.'' 
 
 `` Alright.'' 
 
 `` Sweet!'' The last of the universe faded to black. `` Well, looks like it's about time to start. Let's go!''
