[ WP ] The apocalypse has begun , and the world is preparing for the end . Suddenly , you realize how to easily fix it .

It's not really that hard. In fact, it was an easy fix. My parents always told me to be nice, so I was. Luckily, the guy who killed me did n't agree. I managed to get into Heaven, again, thanks mom and dad! It's really nice up there, so naturally, I wandered for a bit. But eventually, I made it to my destination. I found Him. You know, the big guy! I went up and asked him about what had happened down there. He told me that Jesus felt like visiting; said it's been too long. I asked him `` Why could n't you just make Jesus come back? Is n't he supposed to be part you anyway?''. He said it prophecy, and went on for a bit about the restructuring of humanity or something like that. Too sinful down there, apparently. And then I fixed it. Turns out, God really likes it when you say please.
