[ WP ] `` I wish I always had 3 wishes ''

`` I am the Genie of the Lamp!'' 
 
 Genies always grant wishes in threes. It's common knowledge, really. 
 
 `` I will grant you any three wishes your heart desires,'' the genie smirks, the kind of smile that makes you feel like he's rooting around in your brain. 
 
 You find a lamp, you rub the lamp, and bam! Genie. Three wishes. The whole deal. 
 
 `` Awesome, I wish I always had three wishes,'' I said. It's in the bag, anything I desire, forever. 
 
 Of course there's always the one smartass that thinks he can make some kind of logic play and walk away with infinite wishes, but that's not how it works. Genies are spiteful. 
 
 `` I shall make it so,'' the genie replies, his voice booming across the open desert. It reverberates through space with a subtle power, shifting something ever so slightly. 
 
 I am just such a smartass. 
 
 `` I am the Genie of the Lamp!''
