[ WP ] You are legally allowed to commit murder once , but you must fill out the proper paperwork and your proposed victim will be notified of your intentions

`` You need this one in triplicate.'' 
 
 `` Triplicate?'' 
 
 `` Yes, triplicate.'' 
 
 Why would I need my birth certificate in triplicate? That does n't even make any sense! I was here yesterday and they did not mention the triplicate thing even once. I felt my rage creep into my face. 
 
 `` I was here yesterday and no one said anything about triplicates of anything. I was here the day before and I was told that I needed 2 pieces of mail with my address, my I.D. and that I needed to bring in a notarized note from my doctor saying my mental health is fine but never once was I told that I needed to bring in my birth certificate in triplicate.'' 
 
 `` That's the way it is, ma'am.'' 
 
 Full blown hatred at this point. I was furious. I was on a tirade in my own mind, all the while trying to keep my fury from getting the best of me. 
 
 `` Alright, fine. I'll be back tomorrow, what was your name sir?'' 
 
 `` Dave Andrews'' 
 
 `` Ok, see you tomorrow Dave.'' 
 
 This day was it. This is the day that I have all my paper work together, I am ready for whatever this stupid place has in store for me. I did n't see the man who helped me yesterday, who was the same man who helped me the prior two days. God that man was my bane. 
 
 `` Alright, Miss you're done and good to go. All we need is an address for the person you intend to murder. Do you know his address?'' 
 
 `` Yes, I do. Dave Andrews,'' I smile and look in the direction of his desk `` he sits over there.''
