[ WP ] Life has an achievement system . Today , on the day of your child 's birth , as you hold them for the first time , you receive a new achievement . `` A Brush with Death '' . Description : Cross paths with the person who will kill you .

I blink blankly at the achievement and grumble, wonderful my son is going to kill me. 
 
 My wife looks a at me with confusion and worriedly asks, `` Something wrong honey?'' 
 
 I shake my head and sigh, explaining to my wife and the nearby doctors who were curious about my reaction to holding my son. `` It's nothing, I just got the [ A BRUSH WITH DEATH ] achievement.'' 
 
 My wife jumps in her place and frowns, ``..Really?'' She asks with a soft voice, `` I ca n't believe it.'' 
 
 I snort and shift my son to a more comfortable position, `` It's fine. This is our son after all there must be a good reason for it.'' 
 
 She clutches her bed sheets tightly and with a sigh she murmurs an `` I guess so.'' 
 softly. 
 
 I give her a little smile I did n't feel and show our son to her, `` Oh come on, do n't be down our child is here! Look now that we know he's going to kill me I can finally say `` You're going to be the death of me'' seriously.'' 
 
 She blinks for a moment and giggles, `` You ca n't take anything seriously can you?'' She wags a finger chidingly, `` You're going to have to treat him right you know? So he'll at least make your death painless.'' 
 
 I nod and sit beside her taking her hand I giver her a kiss on the forehead and hand her our son. 
 
 `` By the way,'' my wife asks cooing at our child, `` Do you have a name for him?'' 
 
 I think for a moment and nod, `` I'm thinking either Mortis or Thanatos.'' 
 
 She blinks for a moment before pouting, `` Really? A pun?'' 
 
 I smirk at her and give both her and our son a big hug, `` Come on! Think of it has one of my many last wishes!'' 
 
 She huffs then grumbles, `` You'd better not exploit that last wish thing of yours.''
