A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority .

One cool November morning, Joe `` Pointy Cap'' Jones woke up to a slight rustling in his backyard. Being the paranoid lunatic that he was, he took out his shot gun and went to investigate. To his surprise, he found two little green aliens slouched over a world map. At first he thought, did my medication wear off? Or are these two illegals dressed up as aliens in a feeble attempt to mock my people for labeling them aliens? Not being sure of what was really going on, he defaulted to his usual violent manner. He shouted at them- get off my property or I will kill you. The aliens were not moved by Joe's words and continued to examine the map. Joe got angrier- I said, GET OFF MY PROPERTY NOW, OR I'LL SHOOT. Visibly annoyed, one of the aliens looked up at Joe and said, `` We're quite sorry sir, I believe we're lost. We're trying to get to China. Can you point us in the right direction?'' Joe was taken back by these words. `` China? You traveled billions of light years just so you could go to China? ``, he replied. `` Well, of course, we wanted to start out by visiting the most typical human beings. The Chinese make up 19 % of the world's population. The United States only makes up 4 %. Do n't worry, we'll be back after we visit India.''
