[ WP ] Ten years ago a race of shapeshifting aliens attempted to infiltrate and take over the world . They were all rooted out and killed . All except you .

`` Hello Fellow Human, How Was Your Weekend?'' 
 
 I had adapted. Small talk, idle conversation, sports talk, I was a master of them *all*. 
 
 `` I'm fine thanks Ted'' my coworker replied, `` What did you get up to?'' 
 
 `` I Watched The Football On The Television, I am Glad My Team Won, And I Accepted Nutrient Cooked On An Open Flame On Sunday''. 
 
 `` Do you mean you went to Jeff's barbique on Sunday?'' 
 
 `` Exactly.'' Nailed it. When my species had come to planet earth and hidden among the humans, they had slowly rooted us out. All but me. The invasion may be over, but I actually have a pretty comfortable life here compared with my home planet XXDRAXXA! 3.33.5. That's why I decided to stay, hidden, living a human life. 
 
 `` Enough Banter Thank You Mate. I Must Go And Prepare The Finance Report For Carol''. 
 
 `` Fair enough, we still on for that double date this friday, me and the wife, you and yours?'' 
 
 `` Of Course, Frank, You Bet'' I replied, pulling off a perfect human smile to go with it. I wandered back to my desk. 
 
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 Frank smile at Carol... `` Yeah I know he's a bit weird, but you get used to him. I mean, we all know he's one of those lizard person aliens, but we all sort of like him. He's sweet'' 
 
 `` Sweet?'' replied Carol. `` I saw him eating a box of crickets he had hidden in his desk the other day'' 
 
 `` Yeah well, that's just Ted being Ted''.
