[ WP ] Living in the worst possible timeline / If there is a parallel universe for every possible outcome , there must be one with the worst possible outcomes .

It got so predictable after a while, of course millions died in the first few hours, and millions more died in the years since, but `` accidental'' teen pregnancy's kept the population figures up, and life went on. 
 
 It was 2 months after it all happened that scientists figured it out, somehow we landed in the worst possible time line with no way to return. 
 
 At first people though them selfs smart, simply kill them selfs and they wo n't have to deal with it, only to find that in the worst time line the chance of an easy death was nearly nonexistent, bullets misfire, ropes snap, and even knifes break before the skin does. 
 
 Gradually we got used to it, we added a few new classes in school like Body disposal 101, made browser history deletion a law and replaced the insurance companies with moratoriums. 
 
 Now your probably wondering how do you get used to it, now it was actually quite simple, you see we are the worst time line, not the second worst, so all we had to do is figure out what was the worst way this could go wrong and it invariably always did. Sure we needed a bit more morbid and creative mindset, but nowadays we can predict the catastrophes big and small with a 98 % accuracy. 
 
 Now i'm off to get hit by the only car in the entire street, wish me luck.
