[ WP ] You accidentally discover the sentence of death ( a sentence that kills anyone who hears it except the speaker ) when you say it over national television .

**Whoa what happened? ** 
 
 Allow me to explain. 
 
 **Who are you? ** 
 
 Death. James Death. 
 
 **Your first name is James? ** 
 
 Yes. What happened was, you said `` And how about some more of those tasty morsels?'' That's a sentence you say when you wan na put someone to death. Or, as I call it -- 
 
 **Yeah, I get it. ** 
 
 -- a death sentence. 
 
 **Goddammit, I'm not five. Yes, well, this is a cooking show and as such. I like to talk tasty morsels. Who was I to know I was gon na kill someone, much less my entire studio audience. ** 
 
 Right, well, the good news is you're a cooking show on a lower tiered cable network with lots of competition from REAL chefs and YouTube videos. 
 
 **Where are you going with this? ** 
 
 Your audience of 7 is now and audience of 0. I mean, it's not like you said it during the superbowl. Now THEN you'd be able to get a parking space and a cheaper apartment, right? But no. The limit of your audience was also the limit of how many you could kill at once. A boast that some people would -- 
 
 **Again, please st==** 
 
 -- kill for. 
 
 **I hate you, James Death. ** 
 
 Yeah, well, text someone who cares. I'm going to Denny's. 
 
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