[ WP ] `` I never thought it would happen ''

I never thought it would happen. 
 
 Getting laid that is. I mean I'm a gamer who spends all of his life hidden from sunlight while playing a sex simulator for Pete's sake! But then she came along. She's a gamer as well. 
 
 We met while I was working, I made my 20th bag of fries and accidentally vocalized `` Achievement Get'' while handing her the fries. She gave me this smile and asked me `` Diamonds or Monster Hunter?'' 
 
 To which I replied, `` 20th fry bag'' Oh I thought I screwed up, but she just said `` 952.65, 375.88'' 
 
 At first I thought it was coordinates in minecraft, but that search was fruitless, and after hours of pouring over the numbers, I tried a phone number. 952-653-7588. The phone rang, and rang, and rang. 
 
 `` Hello?'' She said, her voice was the same over the phone as in person. 
 
 `` Uh... hi... uh... this is... uh... the guy from the restaurant.'' I stammered. 
 
 `` Oh! So you figured it out huh? You're pretty smart you know? How about you come over to my place. 392 Shortstop Avenue, see you soon.'' I heard the phone hang up but I did n't move. Well, by wood did. I forced myself to stray from perverted thoughts. I lathered on my deodorant I keep by my computer and slick back my long greasy hair. 
 
 Without a car, I biked over to her house. She welcomed me inside and made some sort of comment on my bike that I barely heard. Her house smelled like cinnamon and her room like roses. I turned in circles, admiring her poster covers wall. She tackled me onto her bed and mounted like I was her horse. 
 
 `` Let's pretend I am zelda and you are Link, you just saved me again and I decided to let my feelings show for once yea?'' She suggested. I nodded, the perverted thoughts leaking back into my thoughts. `` Now, take off your pants.''
