[ WP ] Usually aliens that visit Earth are smarter than humans . Write a story about how dumb aliens accidentally discovers Earth .

Earth. Terra. Ddaear. The political homeland of every human empire, the spiritual heart of mankind itself and best-defended planet in the entire reach of the human species has many names. Largely considered impenetrable to the legions of savages who lived beyond human borders, it took an uncommonly intelligent alien to come within 250 million miles of the Blue Marble, let alone breach its mighty defences and land on the planet itself. 
 
 In 2678, an starship of unknown origin materialised a mere two hundred miles above the Earth's surface. It was instantly intercepted by the Royal Navy's Home Fleet, since the primitive Bonham Engine pointed to pirates or savages and at any rate, international law strictly prohibited ships over 120 yards long approaching Earth closer than the Moon's orbit so they opened fire, instantly turning the primitive vessel into a ball of molten debris. A single astro-plane was seen making an erratic course towards Earth, and it was escorted to the surface by HMS *Ashmore* and HMS *Henry XI* to the naval spaceport on Tristan da Cunha. 
 
 The astroplane was quickly surrounded by over a hundred soldiers of the Combined Savage Containment Army, a multi-national armed force funded by the Church to protect the Earth from the taint of savage life. A council of Lord High Arbiters had been summoned to pronounce judgement on the tenacious savages, and as the doors opened the force fully expected a fight to the death. With baited breath, they watched the first savage emerge. 
 
 The savages were not of a race previously encountered by mankind. They were vaguely humanoid, uncommon in a galaxy apparently dominated by the aquatic and the insectoid forms of intelligent life. This savage was exceedingly hairy, almost bearlike and stood around four foot six inches high. The commander of the task force demanded surrender in every known savage tongue, but the savage simply wondered towards the officer, apparently addled by exposure to a different atmosphere. It was promptly shot with a bolt of lightning from several soldiers' electric rifles and it fell to the ground like a sack of potatoes, badly burned and unconscious but still alive. 
 
 Within a few hours, the computers had decoded much of the savage's language, and under interrogation it quickly became apparent that the savages had been completely unaware of the existence of the human race, its dozens of mighty empires and of the doctrine of supremacy that had led to the name of Earth being feared across the stars by savages as much as it shone like a beacon of hope for the hundreds of billions of humans scattered throughout them. They had simply heard the primitive radio signals from centuries-old Earth and followed them, not knowing how stupidly dangerous such an expedition could be. Did they not realise our technology had developed at such a terrifying pace, did they not know the attitudes they must have taken from the signals had changed so much? 
 
 The savages turned out to control a mere four worlds, but they were rich in resources. Luckily for them, they were humanoid so they would not face complete annihilation at the hands of mankind's fleets. They would instead be subjugated, their cultures brought into holy compliance and their worlds run as exploitation colonies, divided by human inch-rule rather than savage culture. While they would gain high technology and culture, they would be second-class for hundreds of generations when their genes were merged with enough humanity to truly join the human race.
