[ WP ] Write the superhero origin story of your username

It was n't like Bubbles the dolphin had never seen a human before. They'd come often enough to watch him and his pod frolic about in the ocean. But it was strange to see them this close up now, with their oddly shaped mouths and misshapen fins. And was n't the blowhole supposed to go on the back, not in the centre of the face? 
 
 No, Bubbles had seem plenty of humans before. But it just so happened that now he was walking amongst them, disguised as one of their own by a -- very clever, if he said so himself -- trench coat and Groucho glasses. Of course, Bubbles had no idea that that was what they were called. 
 
 He also had no way of knowing exactly of why he was here. Was he out to get revenge on the human race? He did n't think so. All he could remember was a shark attack that killed his pod and drove him into a some sort of oil-spill-turned-radioactive, which led to him acquiring superpowers ( or something like that ). He found it more likely that there were mutant sharks, much like himself, also roaming the streets of New York City in -- also very clever, but not as clever as Bubbles' -- disguises. 
 
 Almost as if he'd summoned them by the mere thought ( he'd have to test if that were true later ), he heard a cry erupt from somewhere nearby. 
 
 `` See, Makoto! I told you Street Sharks were real!'' 
 
 An explosion then set off screams and panic in the city. Fuck the police, this was a job for -- 
 
 `` The fuck is that? Holy crap, this stuff is definitely kicking in.'' 
 
 `` It's a dolphin, or some shit.'' 
 
 Bubbles whipped off the glasses quickly enough, but spent a few moments fiddling with the buttons on the trench coat before he managed to remove it. Gah, he should probably sort out arrangements to get his flippers surgically altered. 
 
 But, for now, he had a city to save!
