[ WP ] You are a divine con artist who scams minor deities into investing in defunct universes , shady off-dimensional holding companies , and satanic hedge funds .

`` Oh can you imagine Scafir? It's a win, win situation my friend, either you get your astounding amusement park through your very generous donation, or you get your money back, what is there to lose?'' I was quite proud of my salesman demeanor, it charmed many a-gods-alike, I smiled at him, widening my green lips into a trusting grin. A growl came my way in reply. 
 
 *Maybe this was one of those times my charm did n't work... * I thought to myself, a shadow rose over me as I stood on his table. I felt a rock sized lump slide down my throat. 
 
 His upper body was humanoid, covered from top to bottom with scales, coloured in all glistening shades of the rainbow, his head belonged to a mighty lizard and his body as foreboding as a Rhinoceros, his lower half; a snakes slithering body. 
 
 He grabbed me from the table with his mighty hands, his hands big enough to only allow space for my head, sharp talons as long as daggers reached out from his fingers, a snarl escaped his lips, `` if you con me, Ganen, I will make you regret it bitterly, *Goblin*,'' his mighty hands tossed me across the room against the wall with a grunt of dominance, my back collided with the wall, the wind was knocked out of me. 
 
 Coughs escaped my tiny lungs, my pocket watch had flung out of its breast pocket, my top hat fallen on the floor, the demi-god of the Scales stared down at me, his eyes flowing with the fury of Neptune's seas, `` if we are done here goblin, you may leave my estate, the money will be transferred to you, remember shall you fail me-'' his ghastly face was less than a breaths length away from mine in the blink of an eye, he bared his jagged fangs through a threatening smile, `` I will come and take back what is *mine, *'' he threatened. 
 
 I gulped once more, as I stood back up from the floor in a hop, trying to regain my confidence, I dusted myself off, as I lifted my top hot and put it back on. 
 
 My voice came out in a restricted stutter, `` do-do n't you worry m-my lord, we shall both be r-r- filthy rich after this!'' I said, as I slowly began to step backwards, a snarl of contempt escaped the demi-God's mouth to signify his understanding of the situation, as he disappeared once more into the shadows. 
 
 `` Old, ghastly, no respect, ugly, reptile, should just go extinct with the rest of that dinosaur lot,'' I grumbled to myself. 
 
 `` I can still hear you, you know? I am a God after all,'' Scafir shouted from beyond the shrouding darkness. 
 
 I continue to mumble nonsense that even I failed to catch, I once more removed my pocket watch, as I flicked it open, a portal resembling a purple maelstrom jumped against the estate walls. 
 
 `` Correction, a demi-God,'' I corrected, two female Scales jumped out from the shadows, their slender fingers armed with talons outstretched, their teeth coming at me like stalactite, a blood curdling hiss escaped their demonic throats, I quickly bowed and removed my top hat as the portal closed on me. 
 
 I ended up on a hill made of space junk, I smile as I cheer, throwing a few parts down the hill like as if it were a field of gold. 
 
 `` You good boss?'' I heard one of my worker trolls call from below. 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm good!'' I shouted back at them, as I hopped back up and started to slide down the hill of junk, once I got back down, the trolls huddle up around me, deformed poor things, most with a limping leg, most of their brains had already begun to turn to mush, grotesque tumors grew all over their bodies, their bones deteriorating in some places while strong in others. All of them asking me questions, how it went, if I saw any of the hot Scales while I was there, how much money I scammed this time. 
 
 I removed my notebook as I continued letting them ask their questions, their curiosity was like music to my ears, I flip down a couple pages of my notebook. 
 
 `` Scafir, Scafir, Scafir, ah! There he is,'' I announced cheerfully, crossed his name out of my list. I closed the book and put it back in my back pocket as I clapped my hands. 
 
 `` Now, who are we going to rob next?'' I asked with a smile, as the trolls cheered in gleeful celebration. 
 

