[ WP ] To get to emergencies quicker , all Emergency Responders are required to be clairvoyant . This morning , an ambulance , fire truck and police cars show up outside your house . Nothing has happened ... yet .

`` What the...?!'' I said to my wife. `` There's an ambulance, a fire truck, and police cars outside our house!'' 
 
 `` WHAT?!'' she screamed. `` That means someone is going to get hurt, something's going to burn, and there will be a crime here! WHAT DO WE DO...'' 
 
 `` Oh relax,'' I said, always the sceptic. `` They ca n't predict the future based on their silly little crystal balls. I'm going to go make some bacon and eggs.'' 
 
 I went downstairs to make my breakfast, but the knob on the stove was jammed. This was frustrating, it never usually happened. I tried to twist it harder, but it still was n't budging. And harder. And harder. And harder, when suddenly the knob turned and the stove erupted in a fiery burst, singeing my hair. I screamed and leapt back from the stove, only to bang my head against the kitchen bench. I thought I was concussed, so I began crawling to the door, when two paramedics 
 
 `` See, this is why we need to be clairvoyant!'' one of them yelled. `` Now let's get you out of here...'' 
 
 Before they could put me on a stretcher, a chunk of the ceiling fell down and crushed them. I looked around, the stove fire had spread to the rest of the house and was burning everything. I mustered the strength to stand up and looked around at the stove, the source of the fire. While I tried to figure out how to stop it, I noticed that a gas pipe had burst and was leaking near the stove. I knew what would happen next. 
 
 **BOOM!!! ** 
 
 I tried to run, but the explosion was bigger than anticipated and I was burst through the place where the front door originally was, but had burnt down. As the firemen put out the blaze, a police officer came to me. 
 
 `` Sir, we need to ask you some questions about how this fire started.''
