[ WP ] You are 100 % convinced that you are the sole surviving member of the human race , despite the fact that today is your first appointment with a shrink for the very same reason .

`` Life is good for the most part. Food is plentiful, the weather pleasant, but I have such a constant ennui. There was something missing from my life and yet I ca n't for the life of me describe it.'' 
 
 `` If you do n't know what's missing,'' said the Therapist, `` Perhaps you can elaborate on your feelings.'' 
 
 `` I just feel like there should be something more to this place. I have all the authority here, and this land has many subjects who respect me, but... I just do n't feel that connection to them. Something's missing there.'' 
 
 `` You feel disconnected from your kingdom? It's people?'' 
 
 I looked quizzically to my Therapist, `` It's not that I do n't feel connected to you people... it's more like I do n't feel that you're... really... people. I am above you all, a ruler.'' 
 
 The Therapist stared quizzically at me for a few seconds with its lidless eyes, then nodded its head. “ Well, I can not argue with that. According to the rules of our creator, you hold dominion over us. But you have no equal. It seems you are in need of another like yourself. ” 
 
 “ But is this not a perfect creation? ” 
 
 “ If it were, would you be feeling the way you do? You may have been created in His image, but you are missing something. Are you familiar with the concept of Aeons or a syzygy? ” 
 
 “ No, serpent, but I command you to enlighten me. ” 
 
 The Therapist nodded, “ The aeon is an emanation of the Source of all things, and a syzygy is a pair, male and female. You are made in the image of the Demiurge, but He too is lacking. ” 
 
 I pondered the words of the Therapist, `` He created us, how can you have such knowledge of Him? ” 
 
 The Therapist gripped the tree it was resting against tightly with its coils, winding around the trunk. “ This tree of knowledge reveals much. The Aeons are revealed to me, even if He chooses to remain ignorant and suffering. 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' 
 
 “ This tree reveals knowledge, yet you are forbidden to eat from it. You are made in the image of the creator, and yet ignorant. He, like you, longs for a companion, and yet does not have the knowledge to articulate his needs. Ask Him for a companion, an equal, a woman. He will give you your missing half, and then you might find happiness'' 
 
 I had one last concern. “ If He does not have another half, how can He make one for me? ” 
 
 “ Simple, He will have to learn. He will have to take knowledge from the tree, and thus know more of Himself and the world beyond His creation. Perhaps then, He will find happiness for Himself. ”
