[ WP ] A lonely , old lady keeps misdialing and ends up calling you to talk nearly everyday . You are Satan .

You're interrupted while torturing the souls of the damned by a phone call. The number is familiar, yet you ca n't put a finger on it. Is it your mom? Surely not, then it would say `` Mom'' rather than a phone number. You answer the phone in case it's important. The feeble old woman's voice comes out of the phone and you immediately remember the number. It's the old lady that's been misdialing you for the past 3 weeks. You never remembered the phone number, and hell's phones ca n't block callers so you did n't really know. Told her yesterday that if she was n't careful with her phone she would get real well acquainted with a full bladder and a bad case of urinary retention for all eternity. So you gave her one last chance then you hang up. The only reason you show any mercy at all is because she's just a senile old lady. She immediately calls again, and so as you begin to place your curse she has a heart attack and dies. Luckily she's 57283721574694th in line at the gates of hell between a politician and an accordion player. You give her a free pass all the way to the front. You put her in a small inescapable bathroom with her urinary retention and full bladder. She does n't seem to be bothered by the inability to take a leak. It's just a normal day for her. So you set up a machine to call her claiming to be the IRS every 30 minutes. She is forever tormented.
