[ WP ] You and your friend decide to put on tinfoil hats for fun . As soon as you put yours on , you are unable to hear your thoughts .

`` Hey, John. Look I found some tinfoil. Lets do some super cool role play where there are aliens probing everyone and only people in tinfoil hats survive.'' Dave shook a roll of the tinfoil, eagerly opening it and making some crappily shaped hat. 
 
 `` Dave no. That's stupid we are NOT doing that. Give me that tinfoil.'' John went to grab the foil. 
 
 `` Hecking no this is mine. You disagreed to the idea anyways.'' Dave plopped the hat on his head, his eyes widening. `` John you have to put the hecking tinfoil on your head.'' 
 
 `` John you have to put the tinfoil on your head. Make up your mind!'' John mocked him snatching the roll and making a hat. He placed it on his head and he felt off. `` Dave are there some weird space drugs in this? What the heck did you do?'' 
 
 `` I would n't do that to you. But this is some weird shit.'' 
 
 `` Daaaaaaaa'' John's words were slurring and his eyes were glazed over. His legs were wobbling and drool was dripping from his mouth. 
 
 `` Dude, quit acting like some newborn baby. We're supposed to be saved from the aliens. Not mind raped by them.'' Dave shook his frame lightly, watching as John remained unresponsive. `` Bro. You're scaring me say something. Is this hat messing with your brain waves? I thought that was some childhood thing.'' Dave took off both of their hats, finding it odd that John took a couple of seconds to snap back to reality. 
 
 `` Dave. We are NEVER doing that again. I felt like I was mind raped by an alien. I could n't think of anything. What the heck stopped you from going all mind raped?'' 
 
 `` My cool aura blocked it.'' Dave pressed his cool shades back onto his face. 
 

