[ EU ] It 's time for the Russian revolution , complete with light-sabers . This is ... Tsar Wars !

A long time ago, in a country far, far away... 
 
 [ TSAR WARS ] ( https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=_D0ZQPqeJkk ) 
 
 *The war! Under the guidance of their brave bold leader, Vladimir Lenin, the Rebellion is fighting the imperialistic bourgeoise led by the evil emperor Nikolay the Second. * 
 
 *The conflict had split the country apart, and every day the rising tide of the red army clashes with the forces of white-clad loyalist forces. * 
 
 *Seeking to turn the odds in their favor, Lenin had sent his followers to locate his last hope, the old revolutionary Lev Trotsky, as he may be the last one capable of retrieving the plans for THE RED STAR... * 
 
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 Pavlik Morozov was swinging his light scythe that he's got from his father, desperately trying to make it in time and cut all the grass before the sunset. It's not that it was even the season yet, but his father had been very descriptive in his drunk stupor when he had been telling Pavlik what would he do to him if the boy did n't obey. 
 
 `` Some day I'm going to rat you out to the reds, you old fool'' - the boy angrily thought to himself. He had heard before that there was a war where the poor were overthrowing their rich masters, but he did n't hope that the wave of revolution would reach his village: after all, when your country wraps around half of the planet, it's very easy to miss out on the party, even if it's such a noble party as a communist party. 
 
 Pavlik did n't want to spend the rest of his life on a farm. He wanted to see the world, learn how to count and travel across the country, but he could use a little bit of kick-start. After all, is n't that what revolutions are made for? 
 
 He wanted to rile people up to overthrow his father's rule - or at least to distract him long enough so that he could steal his grandmother's expensive porcelain set of dishes - but the people were too busy either praying or drinking. If only there was someone who could teach them all in the mysterious ways of the Force... 
 
 Suddenly, an old droid fell out of the sky and hit Pavlik straight in the head. 
 
 `` Blyat!'' - the boy exclaimed in an ancient language of his people. `` Cyka, zaebali nahui''. 
 
 But the boy did n't have time to finish the song of his people: before him appeared a blue figure of a bold and handsome man, his hand stretched up to the sky. 
 
 `` Comrades!'' - it declared in a guttural voice. `` My name is Vladimir Lenin, leader of the Red Revolution, and I'm looking for the plans of THE RED STAR. Help me, Lev Trotsky, you're my only hope''. 
 
 `` Lev Trotsky?'' - the boy wondered. `` Maybe he means the old man Lyov Trotsky who lives beyond the hill?'' 
 
 The boy had a simple choice: to obey his father's demands and finish with the field, or to go looking for the old comrade of Lenin and deliver a message to him. Pavlik hesitated, but ultimately, only one of those choices presented him with an opportunity to sell his father out to the reds. 
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 The old man Morozov could hardly recognize anyone around him, but through sheer miracle, he recognized the silhouette of his son, along with somebody else whose face he could n't quite focus on. 
 
 `` Use the Force, Pavlik'' - the blurred figure said. 
 
 `` Gotcha'' - said Pavlik and smacked his father across the face. 
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