[ WP ] Every single imaginable apocalypse happens simultaneously .

A black hole opened up in the center of the Earth, a meteor struck every major city, earthquakes started to rock ever inch of the planet, zombies rose from the ground, hurricanes and tsunamis struck every coastline, massive fires burst from the ground and lava poured out, electrical storms began to strike all metal objects with lightning. 
 
 The Earth stopped rotating, all the water evaporated - thankfully canceling out the tsunamis - and a worldwide dystopian government began to deploy all of its nuclear weapons in order to flush out the resistance force which had been undermining it for the last Planck time or two. Aliens broadcast a message in some encrypted code before arming and firing their lasers and stuff right at the Earth. 
 
 Everyone had about a nanosecond to think `` Holy shit my fucking luck'' - unless they were zombies, in which case it was probably more like `` Fuck I ca n't get the brains if I die again'' - before they were all obliterated. The entire planet collapsed in on itself as the black hole steadily sucked in the core, the mantle and the fine layer of crust, followed by the zombies, the storms and the meteors, the poor dystopian government, and the aliens. 
 
 So yeah, it was a pretty bad day for everyone.
