[ WP ] You are a fat , lazy sitcom dad who is n't very bright . One day you decide to change all that and soon people from the network show up commanding you to change back .

`` Do n't bother your father while he's watching his football!'' Martha, my wife said. 
 
 `` But mom.'' Seth, my son whined. 
 
 Seth stomped back up the stairs into his room. The'aww' audience sounded and Martha took her seat next to me on the couch. 
 
 `` Can you believe that, honey?'' Martha shook her head. `` Seth actually wanted to interrupt your relax day.'' 
 
 I grunted. `` Got ta check on the Patriots game now.'' I attempt to reach for the remote on the table, but my fat gut prevents me from even budging. 
 
 `` I got it, dear.'' Martha quickly swooped up the remote and handed it to me. 
 
 `` Thanks.'' I change the channel. 
 
 `` Want a cold one?'' She read my mind. 
 
 `` Yeah.'' I smiled. 
 
 She got up, but before she left. 
 
 `` Actually.'' I slowly managed to get up to my feet with a lot of groaning. Once on my feet, I waited for my heaves for air to go down then said. `` I got it.'' 
 
 * gasp * the audience went. 
 
 Martha's eyes widened. 
 
 I wobbled over to the fridge and cracked open the beer. I took a sip then said. `` And you can put on what you want.'' I slowly made it to the stairs. `` I'm going to talk to Seth.'' 
 
 * gasp * 
 
 `` But it's football day, dear'' Martha was shocked. 
 
 `` Yeah.'' I shook my head. `` Maybe it's finally time for a father-son day.'' 
 
'aww' 
 
 Martha sat back onto the couch as I walked upstairs. `` Who killed my husband and replace him?'' 
 
 Audience laughter. 
 
... 
 
 At the TV show headquarters 
 
 `` What the fuck is he doing?'' The CEO said. 
 
 `` I do n't know sir, it is the improve episode.'' The secretary said. 
 
 `` He knows his character's role, what's this super dad shit?'' The CEO slammed onto the desk. `` Get that fat fuck on the phone.'' 
 
 `` But they're on-air sir.'' 
 
 `` I do n't fucking care.'' 
 
... 
 
 At the Show set. 
 
 `` That's right, son.'' I said patting him on the back. `` Just me and you. Catch at the park.'' 
 
 `` Wow, dad!'' Seth hugged me. `` I ca n't wait! I'm going to get ready now!'' 
 
'aww' 
 
 My phone rang. 
 
 `` Hello?'' I answered. 
 
 A distorted voice sounded `` Fat fucks remain fat fucks or they lose their job!'' 
 
 * Click! * 
 
 I looked oddly at the phone. 
 
 `` Hey, dad.'' Seth rushed into the room. `` I'm ready!'' 
 
 I knew who called me. `` On second thought son.'' I rushed out of his room. It looked funny because of how fat I am. `` I got a date with the TV. Footballs on!'' 
 
 audience laughter. 
 
... 
 
 `` Good.'' The CEO grinned and rubbed his hands together as he watched the tv from a dark part of the room. `` Good...'' 
 
 
 

