[ WP ] An unbeatable alien military is on earth 's doorstep . They demand we turn over Steve , a seemingly average , ordinary citizen . No one knows why the Aliens want Him , not even Steve ... Until he is face to face with the aliens .

Steve was beamed aboard the alien ship. He was greeted not by a gray alien with a plasma rifle, but with a little walkway, soft blue lights dimly illuminating the path. Steve followed the lights, his sneakers making the metallic floor echo in the otherwise empty room, the doors opening upwards as he stepped in front of them. He finally reached a circular lobby, nondescript except for two curved windows to his left and right, each showing a beautiful scene of the Milky Way galaxy. `` The aliens probably go through this all everyday, like a commute,'' Steve thought to himself. The door opposite the entrance was locked, so, seeing no other obvious path, Steve sat on the ground and stared at the window. 
 
 They were moving away from Earth, now. It was slow at first, kind of pretty to see the stars go by. But then, a shockwave reverberated through the ship and suddenly the galaxy looked much different from what he had seen previously, it was all blurring together until it became a psychedelic display of flashing colors. Steve could hardly believe his eyes. He had never seen anything like it in his dull life. 
 
 At this moment, the door opposite the entrance opened, and Steve stepped through it, out into a transparent room, or maybe it was n't a transparent room, maybe it was really outside, he stepped into the colors. Walking forward slowly, step by step, he saw a silhouetted figure in the distance. He could n't make out anything about the creature, other then it was shorter than him and vaguely humanoid. After a minute of waiting for it to do something... anything, Steve called out. `` Who are you? Why am I here?'' 
 
 The lights flickered out of existence and the alien was illuminated. 
 
 It was...! 
 
 `` Steve, you are high as *fuck* right now,'' the Cookie Monster said. 
 
 `` What?! On what drug?'' asked an incredulous Steve. 
 
 `` All of them,'' he replied, stuffing fifty Oreoes in his mouth. `` Listen carefully. You were at a sci-fi themed Halloween party with Greg and Joe and you guys were playing Risk 2210 A.D. You lost to their unbeatable armies and you had to take a drink. Someone slipped something into your drink and said something about'turning you over,' but Greg and Joe made him go home and also called campus police. You should really thank them when you wake up.'' 
 
 Everything went hazy. Steve woke up and immediately vomited on his two best friends.
