[ WP ] Jesus came back in 1996 . He has spent the last 20 years locked in an asylum trying to convince his doctors that he is the real deal . Finally after all this time he is beginning to change their minds .

The doctor strode into his office, a calm, complete stride that he had adopted working in the mental facility. No physical uncertainty translated to no mental uncertainty - and he needed that kind of protection working with the patients. 
 
 After thumbing through his strictly organized file cabinet and removing a crisp manila folder, the wizened doctor lowered himself into his office chair and swung to face the man seated in front of him. 
 
 The best way he could be described is paradoxical - 
 
 While his body was stringy and lean, his eyes conveyed deep strength and determination. Determination, it was evident, to get out. 
 `` Jesus'' 
 the doctor drawled, his impatience lining his face. `` You must understand. I can not legally release you until you've proven to Ms. Sarah'' 
 he motioned to a portly woman standing by the door. 
 
 `` - that you are well and will not continue any of your previously threatening actions.'' 
 Jesus Christ smiled, the small wrinkles on his face turning into a smile and enveloping the entire room with warmth. 
 `` I'm not here to ask for release.'' 
 The doctor looked intrigued. `` I'm here to ask that you trust your whole life in me.'' 
 Jesus removed a large scroll of paper from his baggy uniform. 
 `` Here are my terms and conditions.'' 
 The doctor slid the paper over, peering into his eyeglasses. 
 `` Wha- The Ten Commandments?!'' 
 The doctor angrily discarded his 12th copy of the law code. 
 `` Find out where he gets those in a high security prison!'' The doctor shouted as the pair exited. 
 
 He turned back to his desk, removed a bottle of Advil, placed one in his mouth and snatched up his water bottle. 
 
 A few minutes later, the doctor's secretary was seen discarding the contents of his water bottle reluctantly, it had been a long day and she needed some wine. 
 
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