[ WP ] The boogie men of the closets and the monsters from underneath various beds have a meeting as they 're facing some difficulties getting past the impermeable defense of the blanket and the strong , fuzzy arms of teddy bears .

`` Little Timmy at the house I live at always snugs that stuffed cat tight. I try to get close but I get kicked back whenever I get close to the bed.'' 
 
 One of the nine boogeymen, Macarus, speaks about his difficulties of snatching little kids. 
 
 `` I just get close and that soft, fuzzy quilt he sleeps with and his stuffed kitty, who I've found out it named Kitty-Kat, are just both too powerful for me to get to him.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we need to have a solution for this,'' says one of the seven monsters from under the bed. `` Have you guys gotten any ideas?'' 
 
 One of the other monsters from under the bed says `` No, but I do know that at least we are n't seen. When their parents come in and check under the beds and in closets we become invisible.'' 
 
 `` Yeah,'' says Macarus, `` At least they do n't have any real proof of our existence.'' 
 
 `` But I just dream of finding the right kid,'' another boogeyman says, `` That I can just hug by stretching my arms across the mattress, transferring my hand from under the bed to the kid's arms.'' 
 
 Macarus says, `` Yeah, it's so annoying that they have those protective toys and blankets.'' 
 
 `` Wait.'' One monster says. 
 
 `` What?'' says Macarus. 
 
 `` I know what we can do.'' 
 
 `` Please tell.'' 
 
 `` We hypnotize or threaten the parents and make them take away the blankets and teddy bears. We grab them at exactly 3:00 AM, as we always try, and we'll finally get our prize after years of failure!'' 
 
 `` Brilliant. But how do we hypnotize the parents? We ca n't talk them in to something like that.'' 
 
 `` It's okay. I've got something you can slip in their dinner. They'll walk into the bathroom by the kids' rooms, and you walk out from under the bed and tell them. At 3:00 AM, we get them.'' 
 
 `` Yes. We will do this. Very brilliant, Severus.'' 
 
 `` Thanks, Macarus.'' 
 
 Macarus and all the other boogeymen and monsters slipped the drug into every targeted children's parent's food. 
 
 Then, at exactly 7:30, they all went into the kitchen; ready to speak with a boogeyman or monster. 
 
 At not long after 3:00 AM, the state of California got 24 missing kid reports state-wide. 
 
 

