[ WP ] Quentin Tarantino gives up violence and profanity

`` Hey, Sam, glad you could make it. Did you get a chance to read the script?'' A smiling Quentin Tarantino sat in the popular restaurant as Samuel L. Jackson walked up, he stood and extended his hand for a handshake. 
 
 Sam Jackson took hold of Quentin's hand and gave it a good shake and looked the director in the eye and replied, `` Yeah, hey, that was a funny joke, when do I get the real script?'' 
 
 Quentin tilted his head slightly and said, `` No, that is the script.'' 
 
 Sam blinked his eyes slowly and sat looking at Quentin for a moment before his face broke out into a huge grin, `` Get the BLEEP out of here, you are BLEEP with me right now.'' 
 
 Quentin sighed and took a sip from his wine glass and then said, `` Sam, we have worked with each other quite a bit over the years, you always seem to pull out the character I am looking for and this time... Well, I think you are the man for the role. Can you be my Tinky Winky?'' 
 
 Sam put his hands flat on the table and took a deep breath. He looked Quentin in the eye and said in a low voice, `` You want me... To be the BLEEP BLEEP teletubby... In a mother BLEEP teletubbies movie. That you are going to mother BLEEP direct without adding anything that gives that BLEEP piece of BLEEP IP any kind of BLEEP edge?'' 
 
 Quentin sat back in his chair and frowned, then he leaned forward and said simply, `` Twenty million.'' 
 
 Sam lifted his hands in surrender and said, `` I'm in.''
