[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

You think I'm a compulsive liar? Do you even know what that means? Seriously, look it up. It means you have a compulsion to lie. I have no such affliction. If I had that affliction, would I have told my fiance t hat she was beautiful. Would I have told my children that I love them. Would I have told you how ridiculous you looked in that beanie if I were a compulsive liar? No. I would not. I'm not saying trust me. I'm just saying, think about all those times where I told you the truth when in mattered. A compulsive liar would not have done that, so can we relax and drop this? I'm needed on the Internation Space Station to fix an oxygen leak.
