[ WP ] You have near omnipotence and can bend reality to your will , but everyone knows you have this power and wo n't stop pestering you for favors .

So I got this power. Do n't know how. The ability to make wishes come true, basically. And ever since I told anybody about it, people wo n't shut up... 
 
 `` Ted, I want to be a millionaire!'' 
 
 `` Ted, can you please make Sally like me?'' 
 
 `` Ted, can you make this boss fight any easier?'' 
 
 Yeah, sometimes they ask for really trivial stuff... 
 
 So I finally figured out what to do about it. You know who else had this problem? That's right, Jesus! So, I'll follow the advice on those silly bracelets. What would Jesus do? 
 
 My brother-in-law asks me to be a millionaire. `` The love of money is the root of many evils.'' 
 
 My cousin asks me to hook him up. `` Love is kind. Love is patient. Love is gentle.'' 
 
 My nephew asks for help with his video game. `` Blessed are the peacemakers.'' Oh well, ca n't think of a Bible verse for everything! 
 
 There, that should shut them up for a while... now, should I go abuse my powers for myself?
