[ WP ] This is the way the world ends ... Not with a bang , but with the click of a mouse .

The mouse's wheel scrolled again and again and again down the 900 page pdf. `` It's on the last page.'' The man said 
 
 `` There are faster ways to scroll down the document, we are only on page 82.'' His servant replied. 
 
 `` No, this is fine, we are almost there. I do n't know why they have to send us all this nonsense first.'' scroll, scroll, scroll, the wheel clicking painfully with every scroll, `` I just want to know the terms. Surely they accepted the terms,'' scroll, scroll, scroll. 
 
 The servant stood up, `` I'm certain they did, Sir. They were most gracious, as all you do is most gracious.'' 
 
 Scroll, scroll, scroll `` I invented the computer'' 
 
 `` Of course you did, Sir.'' The servant said as he watched the PDF, page 96. 
 
 Scroll, scroll, scroll. `` We sure have a long way to go, someone bring me a warm bath for my hand to rest in afterward.'' 
 
 `` Sir, if you just click the scroll bar, we can drag it all the way to the bottom of the page.'' The servant suggested. 
 
 Scroll, scroll, scroll, the wheel continued, the sir's fat fingers slowly dragging the page down, 98, 99, 100, 101.... `` No, we are almost there.'' 
 
 `` Your hand bath is ready, sir.'' 
 
 `` Good, what are those lovely noises? Have you had the band perform for me while I bathe my hand?'' the man asked as he placed his hand in the bath and started scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, with the other. 
 
 `` Uh, no sir, those are alarms I believe. Perhaps you should get to the last page quicker.'' The servant pleaded. 
 
 Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. `` I invented the PDF, I know the quickest ways, do not forget that.'' 
 
 `` Yes sir.'' 
 
 `` Excuse me, Sir,'' another voice began as they entered the room. `` We need to take action quickly. He says he is tired of waiting for you and needs a response in two minutes, or else.'' 
 
 `` Or else what? I invented the minute, I will not let him tell me how long. I invented time too. From a magical mountain. Time did not exist before my family.'' 
 
 `` Yes sir, but..'' the servant tried to interrupt. 
 
 `` But what?'' the man turned and eyed the servant as he continued to scroll with his hand without looking at the screen. Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll. 
 
 The two were locked in a staring contest, neither ready to yield, neither ready to blink, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll... 
 
 `` ENOUGH!'' the servant said as he grabbed the mouse and dragged the scroll bar to the bottom, page 900 where the message read 
 
 `` So, basically, you're in bigly trouble if you do n't stop testing your nukes, like the biggest of trouble, so much trouble that you're not even going to know, like you will be so surprised, everyone is surprised when they see how much trouble they get in for not stopping testing nukes in front of me. Stop the nuke tests, bigly, now, Sincerely Donald Trump.'' 
 
 Kim Jong-un stared at the servant. `` You dare scroll for me?'' 
 
 `` But Sir, if you see now, it was much quicker and time was of the essence...'' 
 
 `` General Ri Myong-su, prepare the nuke.'' 
 
 `` Yes, Sir. Where should we target? Shall we whip the sea into submission to bring us more crab meat?'' 
 
 `` No, not this time. Servant, where were you born? And your family before you? And they before you?'' 
 
 `` My family comes from Hanyang, Sir.'' 
 
 `` Strap him to the nuke and bomb this.... Hanyang place. That'll teach him for clicking on my scrollbar.'' 
 
 `` Sir, do you know where Hanyang is?'' 
 
 `` Of course I know where Hanyang is, I invented Hanyang!'' 
 
 `` Yes sir.'' 
 

