[ WP ] Humans are reviled by other alien species for a simple , yet apparently harmless ( to other humans ) characteristic .

`` You mean they shake hands? *With everybody? *'' 
 
 `` That's what I said. Are you listening?'' 
 
 `` But, I mean. That's just *vile*. What about all of the diseases? And they eat with their hands too? This is *ridiculous*.'' 
 
 `` I agree, Korgelglorp, but it's ok. They ca n't ever reach us here.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' 
 
 `` They are a stupid, primitive life force. Just look at them. They ca n't even come to an agreement on free internet. You and I will not be around to have to worry about them. We will be long gone.'' 
 
 `` But we live for 500 years. Do n't humans only live for, like, 70?'' 
 
 `` Yea. Which means they are *extremely* stupid and it takes generations for them to accomplish just one thing. Oh! Look! Some sort of gathering. Oh my Glorp they are all shaking hands! Check this out! Where's my camera?'' 
 
 `` Wait! Let me see. Ew this is disgusting. I do n't understand how they ca n't just pick one and shake hands with that one forever. I mean, they all look the same. What's the difference?'' 
 
 `` I'm going to shake hands with my wife later.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Relax. Do n't act like it does n't turn you on.'' 
 
 `` What is *wrong* with you!'' 
 
 `` Oh come on. You ca n't tell me that this human orgy is n't getting you a little riled up? Look at them!'' 
 
 `` You are disgusting.'' 
 
 `` Whatever''
