[ WP ] You die during a driving test and awaken in hell . Satan let 's you return to earth if you complete your test and get your licence on the highway to hell . The devil is your driving instructor , and he is VERY picky .

`` My dear Amy, check your blind spot before, during and after lane changes! How hard can it be?!'' growled the devil, as I drove the Fiat Multipla down the Highway to Hell. I shuddered, hoping that he would n't poke my side again with the stake he was twirling in his hand. 
 
 How the devil managed to fit his Chrysler building-sized body into the tiny, butt-ugly car was beyond my understanding, or how he managed to get the car in Hell was insane. But then again, all reality went out the window when Satan himself decided that, after some request came in from God's office, I should get a second chance if I could prove I could drive at all. And to make sure I do n't waste it by driving off a cliff after I go back, he has taken it upon himself to `` maintain the standards'', as he quaintly put it. 
 
 `` Get off the highway here-no No NO NO- great, moron, you just missed it!'' he bellowed, his entire body flaring up in a ball of red flames. That was it. 
 
 `` That's what happens when you make me drive 150!'' I snapped. 
 
 `` You have to check your speed limits, foolish mortal! ``, he barked back, steam issuing from his nostrils. `` you ca n't drive 60 on a 150 road!'' 
 
 `` Well 150 is ridiculous! You're the devil, you should be fixing that!'' 
 
 `` Exactly, my dear Amy,'' the devil retorted with a sarcastic sneer. `` That's the point. I'm the devil, I'll do what I want. Now do you wan na pass this test or stay in hell forever?'' 
 
 I gripped the steering wheel and gritted my teeth. Third time he's pulled that card on me. And there's nothing I can do about it, he actually *is* calling the shots here after all. 
 
 `` That's what I thought. Filter right now, we're getting off soon.'' 
 
 I flipped the turn signal and began to turn the steering wheel. 
 
 The devil tut-tutted. `` Only two more points before we start this all over again, Amy.'' 
 
 I sighed and twisted my head out to make it undeniably clear that I was looking out the right-side window, hands firmly on the steering wheel. 
 
 I suddenly noticed out of the corner of my eye a figure wandering into the highway, right into the path of the car. I shrieked and slammed the brakes, but to no avail: The figure, now distinctly a human, collided with the front of the car with a sickening thud, and sailed in an almost comical arc in front of the car, before hitting the ground and tumbling about a good fifty meters ahead. 
 
 The ugly Multipla screeched to a halt, engine stalling. I stared blankly at my hands, still firmly attached to the steering wheel. 
 
 That's it, I thought to myself. If I still had tears, I would be crying them now. I moved a hand to release the gear. 
 
 To my astonishment, though, I noticed that the devil was n't fuming. He was laughing. Hysterically. 
 
 I sat there in confusion for a moment, staring at the devil next to me laughing uncontrollably, steam pouring out of his eyes. Finally, after calming down, he pointed his finger at the lifeless figure on the road, and he sprang up with a pained scream. 
 
 `` Hahahah, hoo boy, have n't had so much fun in ages! Best thing I've done since Hitler came into town!'' 
 
 `` Uh, Satan? Should I just drive back?'' I asked, half-regretting the words as they came out of my mouth. 
 
 `` What? Heavens, no. I'm resetting your points for that one. Just drive back to the start and we're done here.'' 
 
 `` Uh, okay.'' 
 
 From getting a driving test by Satan himself, to driving a Fiat Multipla at impossible speeds, running a human being over, and now I get a point reset on what must be the most difficult driving test ever? I give up; I'll take what I get. Who am I to judge? 
 
 I twisted the ignition back and forth and pushed in the clutch, and the engine rumbled into life. My foot, however, slipped, causing the car to jerk forward and stall. 
 
 `` Engine stall, my dear Amy!'' 
 
 This was one hell of a driving test. 
 
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