[ WP ] Our universe is actually just the equivalent of a science fair project that was made the night before it was due by a procrastinating youth member of higher beings . To his surprise it actually works .

God is alone in his dorm, drunkenly talking to himself. 
 
 God: Oh fuck is that tomorrow? Shit me a dick. Okay, play it cool God, play it cool. What did that nerd say he was doing? A `` volcano''? Well shit I can do that. Shit, I can do better than a volcano. I'm going to make a whole shit ton of volcanos. A planet of volcanos. A fucking universe of volcanos. And I'll throw some other shit in there too. 
 
 Alright, I got seven hours before class. I think I can do this is six and grab a nap before I present. What do we need first? Well shit I'm gunna need to see, so let there be light. I'll just throw a bunch of fireballs everywhere. That'll take about an hour. And I need a place to put them. All I have is this sheet Lucifer jacked-off into, I think I can sew that into a sky. That's maybe another hour and a couple of bandaids. 
 
 Then the fun bit, the volcanos. But all volcanos would be pretty fucking ugly, so I'll drown the most of the planet in water. All out of booze, but I still have to pee... 
 
 Shit, this volcano orb's gunna be lonely. I'm gunna give it some friends. Alright, I'll just put a small shitty rock right next to it and set the damn thing right next to one of those fireballs. 
 
 That's another two hours. But I ca n't turn in a bunch of volcanos, fire balls, and piss. I got ta put pets there. Yeah, scaly little shits, and a fucking whale or whatever, and a shit ton of ostriches. 
 
 That'll take a while, but I'll still have another hour before my nap. Fuck it, I'll put little tiny me's someone on there and give them bears to fight or something. 
 
 And then I'll just throw a bunch of rocks everywhere to fill in the space between the fireballs and that one rock. Alright team, break!
