[ WP ] You know you 're a character for an r/WritingPrompts story but you 're trying to figure out the prompt based on what 's happening in the story

*Oh, sweet this is gon na be a good prompt, I can just feel it. Let's see, what have we got here? * 
 
 I look over the dark horizon and hear sirens in the distance. The whole city I'm looking over is just shrouded with gloom. I inherently feel a little bit depressed inside and struggle to maintain my stature in the world that I live in. 
 
 *This must be one of those depressing prompts. Like, where my wife just died or something. That's exciting. I like being the catalyst to people's deep emotions. * 
 
 Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, a figure leaps onto my rooftop. It's too dark to see, but its presence fills me with both courage and apprehension. 
 
 *Oh, no. No, no, no. I promised myself I'd never do one of these prompts. * 
 
 I looked over to him solemnly and lit a cigarette, illuminating my face as a penetrating night in the darkness. He slowly stalked over to me, almost like he was gliding. I took a deep breath. 
 
 *NO! I'm not doing this! * 
 
 `` Thank God you're here, Batman.''
