[ FF ] Write me a comedy in 5 sentences .

`` Helen, cone here.'' The woman leaned in close to the old man's deathbed. 
 
 `` You have been there through my dementia, you have been there through my cancer, you have been there through my arthritis, you have been there through my appendicitis, you have been there through my broken legs, you have been there through my Alzheimer's, you have been there through my Lou Gherig's disease, you have been there through my Alzheimer's, you have been there through my gout, you have been there through my Alzheimer's, and I only wanted to tell you...'' 
 
 `` Yes, Gregor?'' 
 
 ``... I'm beginning to think that you're bad luck.''
