[ WP ] At the end of your life , the Grim Reaper sends the necessary equivalent force needed to claim your soul , the more dangerous you are , the more force they send . As you look out your house , you see the German 6th Army staring back at you .

I sigh and put down my drink, not that I was actually drinking but it seemed poetic somehow to do so. 
 
 `` How I just want to live a quiet life.'' I moan as I walk out of my home slowly, I survey the army with the calm I always feel all my life. 
 
 `` The Reaper sends us the great German 6th Army to claim your soul.'' A General booms out the sound somehow leaving his mouth even with the bullet hole in his neck. 
 
 I chuckle, `` I feel it is overkill to send an army against me, especially one of your caliber.'' 
 
 The General bristles, `` While it is true that we find it too much to send the might of the German army against a single man the fact that the Reaper found it necessary to do this put us on guard.'' 
 
 I nod and walk down the steps, as I reach the bottom I dodge the two soldiers intended to apprehend me. 
 
 `` A bit slow, although the wounds might have something to do with that.'' with a smirk I elbow one soldier, sending them screaming to the floor as my elbow goes through the hole in his torso. `` Is this your punishment? Other than being the lapdogs of a edgy skeleton you hold the wounds that caused your deaths?'' 
 
 The General growled, it would be intimidating if there were not a bullet in his right eye, `` Impudent welp! You can not hope to stand against us!'' He brings his hands down in my direction and all the soldiers and tanks point their weapons at me. 
 
 I chuckle and run forward, catching them off guard and holding the General in a painful hold. 
 
 `` A bit too slow, although to be fair I was very fast before and now that I'm dead?'' I chuckle, `` I'm even faster.'' 
 
 The General growls and struggles in my grip yelling for the soldiers to start shooting. 
 
 As the soldiers prepare to fire again I bark out a laugh, `` So you want to make his soul disappear? You want his soul to lose what little things there are that make him human?'' 
 
 The General snarls, `` What do you mean? What lies are coming from your mouth?!'' 
 
 I keep laughing, this was honestly priceless! They did n't know? It seems the Reaper is keeping secrets. 
 
 I chuckle and shake my head, `` Tut, tut, tut. Sit down children and listen to teacher, when a a person dies the Reaper takes their soul. The reason is the world of the living is very dangerous for us dearly departed, every time we get fatally wounded the pain is agonizing, so therefore the spirits who get hurt goes through so much agony they may lose rationality and become nothing more than beasts in human guise.'' 
 
 This stuns them and I shake my head in mock sadness, `` Oh how the Reaper has kept secrets from you, what a shame risking your very existence for penance.'' I sneer and tighten my grip on the General, `` Penance for being monsters.'' 
 
 The General purples, `` You have no right to call us that! You kill indiscriminately, Man, Woman and child! Your family, the men of church and the very person who was trying to redeem you! While it is true our actions were terrible, we have a remorse over it. You on the other hand claim what you do is just a hobby! You claim you want to live a peaceful life and yet you do this!'' The General roars and tries to shake free, `` Once I get my hands on you I'll-'' 
 
 He stops and finds himself unable to speak, gurgles come out of his mouth as he looks for the source of his pain. 
 He looks down and seems my hand spearing right through his throat, his face is priceless. If only I had my drawing tools, I could immortalize it like my other masterpieces! 
 
 As I drop the Generals screaming form I flick my hand out of habit and turn to grin at the Soldiers but as they once again prepare to fire at me I say three words. 
 
 `` Look behind you.'' 
 
 As I turn and walk into my home the screams of the soldiers being torn apart by the feral spirits follow me. 
 
 Now I can return to my peaceful life. 

