[ WP ] The reason she never called you back was because she was abducted by an alien civilization . She adapted , grew , and lead a rebellion to overthrow the tyrant that ruled there . Today she just texted that she wants to go out again .

**First time so try to be nice! ** 
 
 `` Are you serious?'' You ask. `` Is that the best excuse you can come up with?'' 
 
 `` It's the truth it really happened!'' she says with a tone of desperation in her voice. 
 
 `` Seriously after all these years why did you even bother calling me with that lame excuse? It was one date!'' You say completely in shock. 
 
 `` But you were the one, you are the reason I was able to keep it together! It's true!'' She screams back defensively. 
 
 `` Look even if I did believe you it's been years. I've moved on. I have a wife and kids. I mean seriously it was one date what did you expect?'' I explain. 
 
 `` I....I....I just thought you'd wait.'' Barely audible as she speaks. 
 
 `` Sorry, but you need to move on. It was one date years ago. I have to go'' I say as hang up the phone. `` Dodged a bullet with that crazy one'' I think as walk back into the living room.
