[ WP ] `` ... And that 's how I discovered I was famous on the Internet . ''

16 years old and no achievements have been achieved. I also do a lot of stupid shit here and there. Sometimes my friends record it sometimes they do n't. 
 One particular evening i was feeling extremely reckless and went to vandalize a property, little did I know it was an old, alcohol ridden, man with grey hair and loosely hung overalls. The real typical redneck. 
 I walked up onto his property as silent as a mute mouse. My friend following with phone in hand, red circle was a square and at the moment, i was too. 
 I pulled a blue spray can from my bag and shook it with as little noise as humanely possible. I started to tag up this old mans barn, then all of a sudden my friend drops his camera and starts running. Next thing I know i have a shotgun pointed towards me from the mans porch. 
 Trust your gut they say, so i threw the can his direction and legged it. 
 
 5 weeks after all this happened i get a message from one of my best mates saying `` Bro did you know you are in a YouTube video wtf.'' 
 Confused as a headless duck. It took me a few moments to realize that i do n't remember uploading no video. I sent back `` Nah man what video?'' The intensity of the moment lifted, no it skyrocketed. I desperately wanted to know what was going on. 
 *Bring* 
 Text. Whats it say? `` Oh shit man, it is called'Useless kids spray-paint barn and nearly get shot' pretty radical shit its gone viral. I saw it on a vloggers channel'' 
 Now was time to panic, immediately I fired up my laptop and went straight for the video. First two words and there it was. The full title. I'm Dead. I switched of the laptop to realize my FaceBook has been spammed with multiple messages saying the exact same thing. `` Dude you are famous'' 
... And that's how I discovered I was famous on the Internet.
