[ CW ] Re-tell a popular/well-known story but do so using a different author 's writing style

> Wake up 
 > Another shit day as a travelling salesman 
 > Late for work 
 > Try to get up, ca n't 
 > Manager comes to the house looking for me 
 > My family thinks I'm sick or some shit 
 > I tell them I'm fine 
 > I open the door 
 > Family freaks out 
 > I go back to bed 
 > Sister starts feeding me while the rest of my family hates me 
 > Start climbing the walls 
 > Sister and mum start taking shit outta my room 
 > Mum sees me and faints 
 > Dad gets mad, throws apples at me 
 > One of the apples seriously fucks up my back 
 > Some cunts come over to listen to my sister play violin 
 > I sneak out of my room to listen as well 
 > Everyone sees me and freaks out 
 > Family hates me, wants me gone 
 > I agree 
 > Decide they would be better off without me 
 > Die quietly in my room 
 

