[ wp ] Zombies invade but the undead are terrified of germs and blood .

It was nice not having to clean up after myself. Having people over? Made a mess of breakfast? Do n't worry, Zombie-Jeeves will get it. The housekeeping apocalypse was n't so bad at first. 
 
 But try as they might, they could n't get themselves completely clean. The zombies were infectious despite all the scrubbing and bathing. Most people knew to let them into your house, but not to actually touch them. They're not pets, for God's sake, they're maids. 
 
 Maybe it only seemed like most people knew because the ones who did n't were zombies now. Eventually the ratio shifted, there would come to be more zombies than people. Nobody knew we had to keep the world messy to keep them busy. So yeah, they caught up to us. 
 
 I was at Trader Joe's when it happened. The zombies ran out of things to clean, and they took to the well-manicured streets. All the cleaning and health-consciousness, we should have known what would be next when they got hungry. 
 
 I dropped the bag of quinoa I was holding when the zombie horde crashed through the window. Some of them stopped to pick up the pieces of glass, but the rest came right for me. Lurching in that slow zombie-shuffle, and droning that monotone demand: 
 
 `` Graaaaaaaiiiinsssss...''
