[ WP ] An angry/depressed dictionary writer ca n't keep his personal problems out of word examples

Harlot [ harh –luht ] 
 
 A prostitute or promiscuous woman. 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Only a fool would spend a decade with a cheating harlot. 
 
 That harlot blew Ted's best friend during their anniversary party. 
 
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 Harm [ hahrm ] 
 
 To physically injury or mentally damage. 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Jeez, what harm could it be to cheat on your loving spouse? 
 
 Ted wanted to harm his bitch of a wife but she threatened to alert the police. 
 
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 Harmonica [ hahr-moh-nee-uh ] 
 
 A small, metal box which functions as a musical instrument by producing sound through a series of holes. 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Ted's wife, similar to a harmonica player, likes to blow as much as possible. 
 
 Ted swears to God if he sees his ex-wife ’ s harmonia again, he ’ ll shove it right up her [ redacted ]. 
 
 
 
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 **Here's an alternative version since cheating wives seem to be a popular idea: ** 
 
 Sugar [ shoo g-er ] Noun 
 
 A crystalline substance. Used to sweeten foods. 
 
 A term of affection. ( slang ) 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Sugar is the only thing that makes me happy these days. 
 
 No one has called me Sugar since Grandma died. 
 
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 Suggest [ suh g-jest ] Verb. 
 
 To mention or introduce an idea. 
 
 To propose. 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Many would suggest not eating to hide the pain. 
 
 I suggest they fuck off. 
 
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 Suicide [ soo-uh-sahyd ] Noun. 
 
 The intention of taking one ’ s own life. 
 
 Examples: 
 
 Maybe suicide is better than dealing with these assholes. 
 
 I jumped from my desk and made my way to the roof, thoughts of suicide filling my mind.
