[ WP ] Take a normally boring activity , but make it sound exciting .

I needed to be fast. No, more than needed- if I was too slow then that would be it. I lifted the lid and waves of stench blasted my face. I retched but I kept working. Heaving the foul contents out I heard a noise that made my heart stop. Panting. The bestial sound of an animal. The uncoiling of muscles and soft pad of predatory paws. Terror gripped me and I hauled faster. I just managed to pull it out when it burst into the room. We locked eyes and for an endless second I stared into that black monstrous oblivion. I turned on my heels and ran carrying my foul bulky load as delicately as I could. The membrane had been pierced in my haste and god knows how long that would hold. The beast was after me snorting and yipping, practically flying across the room. I fumbled with the door for seconds too long. Sharp teeth ripped and tore. It was over. I had failed. 
 
 “ Oh, for fucks sake Dog. Oh ew oh gross. BAD DOG. ” I shoved my disobedient pet into the garden and proceeded to clear up the bin mess that now scattered the floor. 

