[ WP ] Your morning coffee is talking back to you and giving you suggestions on how to improve your life .

You ’ ve always been more of a tea person. Coffee is bitter and tries to wake you up too fast. Unfortunately, you ’ re out of tea, so you ’ re making a pot of coffee instead. 
 
 “ I hope you remember to brush your teeth after you drink me. You might actually get a boyfriend if you improve your appearance and hygiene, ” coffee burbles and splashes into the pot. 
 
 You blearily pour yourself a cup in your favorite pastel blue and white polka dot mug. 
 
 “ You have horrible taste and this mug has tea stains all over it. You need to redecorate and clean up around here. Reevaluate your life choices, ” it sloshes against the sides of your mug, some spilling over and almost scalding your hands. 
 
 Sugar is on the table by the single window in your small apartment kitchen. It overlooks the daily bustle of the city down below, but now the streets are almost empty, occupied only by the sluggish early morning fog and a few pieces of litter. 
 
 A couple spoonfuls of sugar sweeten your coffee, mellowing out its acrid flavor and bite. 
 
 “ You know, ” the coffee tilts with the mug as you bring it to your lips. “ I ’ m only harsh because I want you to do well today. ” 
 
 You take your first sip of the day with a smile. 

