[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

Most people have heard of the omnipotence paradox. If god is omnipotent, can he limit his own power? Does that make him not omnipotent? Blah blah blah. Truth is, god, or at least I, can limit my own power. But its not really limited, I'm just choosing not to use it. 
 
 And I had come really far too, not using any aspect of my omnipotence for years. At first I actually enjoyed it, like playing a new video game on hard mode. Eventually, though, I ran into a problem. You see I work at costco. I have average intelligence, looks, skills, anything you can think of, Im basically middle of the line. So costco was a fine place for me. I did average work and made average pay and supported myself. But then, 10 years into my experiment, I ran into a problem; Jim. 
 
 Jim was your stereotypical narcissist. Among many terrible aspects of his life, he drove a huge gas-guzzler, took credit for work that was n't his, made rude, sexual comments towards female coworkers, and was just in it for himself. This guy was the last person you would expect to donate a single dollar to charity. At first it was n't a problem. He was a coworker, so I could ignore him within reason. Then, he got promoted to store manager, my boss, and my life took a turn for the worse. 
 
 First he would ridicule me on every single thing I did. `` You did n't say good morning to that customer loud enough. Thats a strike on your record.'' And other obvious bs like that. One day, the average brain inside my head could no longer take the constant negativity. I made the choice to regain my omnipotence, and when I did, I knew it was the right decision. 
 
 Jim had come up to me while I was working after hours and said, `` so listen, I ca n't pay you for this extra time because I did n't assign it to you. In fact, since you are working over without asking, thats another strike.'' I knew the company policy said no such thing, so I snapped. I shed my human form and became a being of pure light, immediately blinding Jim. He stumbled around a bit, too dazed and shocked to even respond. I reached into the depths of my power and pulled out the highest method of torture i know of. I consolidated my entire being and forced myself into Jim's soul. Had he had his eyes, he would have seen nothing but white, as the light from all the stars in the universe would have paled in comparison to the energy I am composed of. Jim felt a heat like that of the sun, but he did not die, as it was only his soul that was aflame. I could have let him suffer like this for eternity, but I decided to have pity. He would only spend the next five years tortured by internal fire. He's lucky I am a just god.
