[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

Have you ever died so many times death has lost all meaning and become trivial and boring? No just me? First few were quite surprising. Then came the dumbass adrenaline junkie phase. A brief look what I can do period that I stopped just so I do n't end up on the news and spend eternity in some government lab somewhere. As far as superpowers go mine is challenging to use to get you dates with the ladies. So I play games with people now. Dying is easy, convincing people to kill you, surprisingly challenging. Also to date not one of my murderers has gone to the news, no one wants to go public with the news that they brutally murdered a guy, even if the guy thinks it's funny. Man, haunting people who hacked you to bits last week never gets old. 
 So been trying to up my game lately, getting gang bangers to shoot you not such a challenge, a priest? He was more difficult. That judge was diasapointingly easy. 
 I may be in trouble now though I got greedy. I tried to go for the ultimate mark I thought it would be impossible to get him to pull that trigger. He has killed me 6 times now, he knows who and what I am. He knows what I have done and he is coming for me, and for the first time in decades I am afraid. 
 
 This is the story of me trying to test a good man. It begins on the day I met Fred Rogers.
