[ WP ] `` I woke up to the sound of knocking on glass again . I thought it was the window , until I realized it came from the mirror . ''

Even though it was extremely late at night, this noise was pissing me off, so I went to check on the mirror in the bathroom. What I saw was a strange version of myself. I had filled out quite nicely! I was muscular and tanned, as if my membership at the gym was finally paying off. 
 
 The guy on the other side tipped his head to me casually and said, `` Sup?'' 
 
 `` Hi,'' I said. `` Are you me?'' 
 
 `` Hell yeah I'm you.'' 
 
 `` Are you me from the future?'' 
 
 `` Hell no. I'm you from mirror world. This is the world where everything you want to see, and every fantasy you ever had, comes true.'' 
 
 `` That sounds awesome. Can I come in?'' 
 
 `` Hell no!'' he shook his head. `` I have to move opposite to you. Do you realize what that means? In order for you to get into mirror world, I have to walk onto the otherside, where you are, and live in shitty real life. Aint no memes out there in real life as dank as the the dankiest memes we got going on in here. Sit yo ass back down on that bathtub. Do n't even think about trying to cross over. But if you feel like it, I'll tell you a few stories about what I got going on back here. I like talking about myself.'' 
 
 Shit, I thought to myself. I got ta figure out a way to get into mirror world! Where the dank memes there are the dankiest of them all. 
 
 If I tried to crawl through the mirror, my mirror self was much too strong for regular me, and he would constantly fight me back. But there was one thing I knew about myself that would be weaker if all my fantasies had been fulfilled. I would be someone who had smoked tons of weed all the time and did nothing but laugh my ass off at dank memes. So I went to the store and bought tons of munchy food. I showed it to mirror guy, and in his distraction of looking at the munchy food, he fell weakened by lust, and I was able to rush past him, throwing myself into mirror world, and him out into normal world! 
 
 I learned a little something about myself that day. That even if I have all my fantasies fulfilled in mirror world... I'll still end up becoming a lame ass mutha fucka. But better to be lame in this world than in that one. So, in a way, I kinda won against myself, and mirror guy is a suck ass loosa now. gg noobs.
