[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

`` Frank, gon na need you again big dog.'' said Mr. Mots. `` Big, Big stuff going down. Huge stuff. Need you to work on these while I'm taking care of important things.'' 
 
 Head down, head down stare at the screen. NO EYE CONTACT. I learned along time ago the more you look like you are working the less work you have to do. Actually that's how I started this whole fiasco. See, I am what most IT folks call a god. Not a haxxor god but a real honest to god, god. I mean not to toot my own horn but yea I am a leet haxxor too. Why would n't I be? After all I gave the inspiration for.. 
 
 `` FRANK, I'm talking to ya buddy!'' snorfed Mr.Mots 
 
 Crap, it did n't work. See, this is why I hate this job. No respect. I just used a master technique in office kun do with no effect. I ca n't even get a decent inner monologue going without this american psycho lookalike offloading his work on to me. ME. I am a god after all. I know exactly what he means about huge things. It means he is going to go to the bar and wants me to finish his work. 
 
 `` Ehh buddy, have it on my desk 8 a.m sharp, ok?'' hackled Mr. Mots 
 `` Ok.'' I said 
 
 What a jerk. I have a raid at 9 pm tonight and they need me. I should n't have to explain to him what happens if the tank does n't show up for a raid. Like he would care. Anyways, as I was saying I am a god. In the biblical sense. Omnipotent, All- Seeing, All-powerful, you get the picture. Take a all and just stick me to it. 
 However in recent years the internet started getting more attention than me. So I decided to turn off the good ole all power and get into IT see what the big deal was. Made myself human, did the whole.. 
 
 `` And it better ready, Frank'' squicked Mr. Mots `` after all who is my big dog?'' 
 
 Again. With the dog. I am a GOD. GFDUTFDUy. Now you may be asking yourself why I do n't incinerate him in the spot, turn his body to salt, or just have him chill inside a whale. I totally 100 % would. It's because of the whole pesky gave up my all-stuff for a while thing. Turns out even a god is liable to a contract and I made one when I signed up for my job. Now if I had all my alls I would have know that but I did n't and man HR is GOOD in this company. Would have been better making a deal with the devil. I have one shining star though, older the contact looser the bindings.Tonight is 15 years. After all this. Big dog got him. 
 
 `` Ouch'', yelped Mr. Mot `` Damn, that hurt had a rock in my shoe where did that come from?'' 
 
 Yea. Mofo. 
 
 `` Ok, make sure it's done, I'm leaving'', snarfed Mr.Mots `` Ouch, where do they keep coming from?'' 
 
 Me. 
 
 
 Yea.MOFO, I'm god.
