[ WP ] NASA announces the most shocking discovery about Mars . Humanity originated on Mars and abandoned it due to Global Warming . How does the world react ?

`` Hey Mom.... did you hear about the news? Mars is actually the original planet that humans evolved on!'' 
 
 `` How fascinating!'' Emily took her son's phone and held it several feet from her face, squinting uncomfortably through the bottom of her glasses. `` Take off your shoes, honey. Remember when I told you about our global crisis? How the United World Leaders Alliance banned plastic and fossil fuels and how the atmosphere stabilized.'' 
 
 `` How old were you?'' Brennan asked, fascinated. 
 
 `` I was three when the UWLA was founded,'' Emily replied, scrolling as she read the article. `` There was a lot of people who thought that global warming was unfounded, but-'' 
 
 `` HA!'' Grandpa staggered into the room, holding his own tablet. `` You see the news? We used to live on Mars?'' 
 
 `` Yes, Father,'' said Emily, looking resigned. `` I know you do n't believe that climate change was an issue-'' 
 
 `` This proves it was n't!'' Grandpa shouted with all the self-important flamboyance of vindication. `` See? Those Cassandran dumbasses were wrong-there WAS a Planet B!''
