[ WP ] An NPC in an MMO realises it 's the worst time of all to be active , The weekend . How do they cope ?

God, one of those damn miners was coming. You probably do n't know this, but I'm an NPC villager from the popular game, Minecraft. When players visit my town, I offer up 8 cooked chicken in exchange for an emerald. They're probably rotten by now, as nobody has ever wanted my trade. When I'm not trying to rip people off, I hide in a house and hope that the zombies do n't knock down my door. Those damn players bring all the trouble. 
 
 I was arguing with some shop trader from WoW when I got a call. I like to stay up to date with the latest fashion and technologies, but when the player comes, the village elders force us to wear the same stupid getups. `` Sorry Ted, I got ta run. Some idiot just took all the torches out of the town and left; zombies will kill us any second.'' Ted looked horrified. 
 
 `` And-and you're just gon na let'em kill ya and yer family?'' I nodded. 
 
 `` Well, goodbye for now. Forever, actually.'' As I warp back into my blocky homeland, I see zombies tearing apart the flesh of my son and wife. They're almost as unphased as I am, but they make little grunting noises. As two zombies attack me, I emotionlessly let them. I'm not programmed to fight back.
