[ WP ] An adventurer keeps ruining the economy of your village , by selling tons of legendary gear no one can afford to buy without bankrupting themselves . As mayor you ca n't understand why any of your shopkeepers seem physically unable to not buy the stuff .

`` Why, Frank? Why do you keep buying the same legendary sword from xXx_uber1337rogue_xXx?'' 
 
 `` Because that idiot sells them for only 37 gold!'' 
 
 `` And how much do you sell them for?'' 
 
 `` Thousands of gold!'' 
 
 `` And how many have you sold?'' 
 
 ``... none of them.'' 
 
 `` How many have you bought?'' 
 
 `` Like, fifty of them. Dude comes in every week with one.'' 
 
 `` How can you afford that?'' 
 
 `` It's called'you have to spend money to make money' Jim! That's why you're a mayor and not a merchant like everyone else in town.'' 
 
 `` But you're spending a lifetime savings worth of gold on a sword! Every week!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, on a sword worth thousands of gold! That's a good deal!'' 
 
 `` But you have n't sold any of the swords you've bought! None of them. So far you've only spent money and have n't made any money.'' 
 
 `` I only have to sell one!'' 
 
 `` Then you only needed to buy one! Why do you keep buying them?'' 
 
 `` Allow me to learn you a thing or two about markets. See, if I'm the only that has these legendary swords, I'm the only one that can sell these legendary swords!'' 
 
 `` You're not the only one with these swords though. He sells them to literally everyone. Everyone in town has like fifty of these swords. Not a single one of you has ever sold any of these legendary swords.'' 
 
 `` Jim... I think you have a point. I ca n't believe I was this foolish.'' 
 
 `` Do n't beat yourself up Frank, like I said, everyone in town is doing the exact same thing. Next time he shows up, just tell him to piss off or whatever.'' 
 
 `` What? and miss out on such a great investment?!'' 
 
 `` But... you just said I had a point?!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I need to advertise better.''
