[ CW ] Can you write a dialog that does n't suck where every line is a question ?

`` The hell is this?'' 
 
 `` The hell is what?'' 
 
 `` Do n't you see it?'' 
 
 `` Are you talking about the red thing?'' 
 
 `` What red thing? Do n't you see the blue thing in the middle of our living room?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but does n't the red thing weird you out more?'' 
 
 `` WHAT RED THING?'' 
 
 `` The one next to the blue thing, maybe? Are n't you listening?'' 
 
 `` What in the hell is going on here?'' 
 
 `` Aliens?'' 
 
 `` How could it possibly be aliens?'' 
 
 `` I'm just guessing, are n't I?'' 
 
 `` Oh man, are you freaked out?'' 
 
 `` Do you think the red and blue thing will make a purple thing? 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Did you ever study the color wheel in home-school?'' 
 
 `` Why should I care if they make a purple thing?'' 
 
 `` Would n't it be interesting?'' 
 
 `` Why are n't you more freaked out there there is a blue thing in our freaking living room?'' 
 
 `` Why do n't you see the red thing?'' 
 
 `` WHAT FREAKING RED THING?'' 
 
 `` You know, right next to the... hey, where did they go?'' 
 
 `` They're gone? Just like that?'' 
 
 `` Now I'm confused.'' 
 
 `` Think you're they only one?'' 
 
 `` Wan na get a drink?'' 
 
 `` I... oh why not?''
