[ WP ] You took the villain 's offer , and it paid off when they conquered the earth . The famous cliché has finally come true . Congratulations , you 're the new dictator of Australia .

`` Bow down before me, for I am your Dictator now!'' 
 
 The crowd murmered uncomfortably. They'd had a string of bad leaders, but this was new. 
 
 `` Fuck off,'' spoke a voice in the crowd. 
 
 `` What did you say?'' 
 
 `` Fuck off. I ai n't got time for this.'' 
 
 Another voice piped in. `` Yeah. We've got a barbie at four, and I need to get supplies for the missus.'' 
 
 `` Eh, fuck it. I'm going to the footy.'' 
 
 `` Do n't forget the beer.'' 
 
 The new Dictator looked down upon them, a mild confusion and panic setting in. 
 
 `` I am your leader! You should pay attention to me!'' 
 
 A new voive piped up from the now dispersing crowd. `` Jeez, have you seen our approach to politics? Just... do n't fuck with the healthcare, or the holidays, or the gun laws, and you'll be fine.'' 
 
 The Dictator looked flummoxed. `` Wait...'' 
 
 The person had already left, climbing into an old ute with a kelpie in the back and driving off. 
 
 Another voice. `` Or the footy. Or cricket. Does that cover it?'' 
 
 `` Some more funding for schools would be nice.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, schools, and hospitals.'' 
 
 The Dictator pulled out their smartphone. `` Hang on, let me make a note of this.'' 
 
 `` Maybe be nicer to the immigrants?'' 
 
 A new voice. `` Fuck off.'' 
 
 `` Maybe be less shit to the immigrants?'' 
 
 The Dictator typed slowly. Look. At. Immigrants? `` Anything else?'' 
 
 `` Oh, and watch out for drop bears.'' 
 
 The new Dictator looked up. `` What the fuck's a drop bear?''
