[ WP ] Light and dark . Many see one as righteous and the other as vile , but in truth , they share the same allegiance .

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. This frustrated the darkness, because it just settled into this new property a few eternities ago. Now there was dirt and water, and the Spirit of God was splashing it all over the yard. Before the darkness could go and clean it up, something annoying happened. 
 
 God said, `` Let there be light,'' and the darkness felt a little crowded. So the darkness replied, `` Hey, watch it!'' God separated out the light, ignoring the darkness entirely. Now there was a bloody fence tearing down the middle. The darkness changed it's tone and said, `` Say, might you be a *bit* more considerate?'' 
 God only caught that first two word, and misheard them both entirely. 
 
 God called the light `` day,'' and the darkness He called `` night.'' The darkness wished it took it's speech counselling sessions more seriously. Before the darkness attempted to repeat itself, it was suddenly the next morning. This was the moment the darkness realized there were now mornings. Now there was this light stuff pouring down whatever was left of it's property. This really bothered the darkness. 
 
 Then a voice boomed, `` Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.'' The darkness wished He would stop yelling like that. As it wondered what He meant by separating'water from water', there was suddenly blue all over the ceiling. The most obnoxious, brightest shade of blue. God was clearly not an interior decorator. `` Why?'' the darkness called from next door? God misheard it, and called the ceiling `` sky.'' 
 
 This went on for days. Not that the darkness was pleased calling the passage of time `` days,'' but there was hardly anything else to keep track of the time. The things crawling around in the dirt and water did not bother the darkness nearly as much, as the light tearing through whatever remained of it's once fresh property. The darkness tried to explain things to it's speech counselor, but she firmly reminded the darkness that this was not what she went to school for. 
 
 A hopeless darkness came back home ( or what was left of it ), to see two new creatures. `` Oh great,'' the darkness said, `` *gladden* your mess with *even* more mess.'' So God named them Adam and Eve, and the darkness shrieked with frustration. It was bad enough that God made them in His own image, to remind the darkness that He owned this place now. The darkness took it rather personally. 
 
 `` That's it!'' the darkness declared, `` I want those kids off my property!'' So without form, it tried to turn into a creature, like the ones polluting this mess of water and dirt. Unfortunately, it forgot to include arms or legs. 
 
 The darkness took these first few moments to scream. It's throat got so sore, the only sound the darkness could make afterwards was a hiss. So the darkness grumbled and slithered its way to the property, to find out how to get rid of those damned kids.
