[ WP ] Rewrite Shakespeare with 80 's action movie dialogue .

Julius Caesar mark Antony funeral speech 
 
 Friends, Romans, countrymen 
 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 
 I've come to bury thus motherfucker 
 Not praise him. 
 Were gon na remember all the shit he did for a long long time 
 All the good he did, fuck it. 
 We know you Caesar 
 Ol Brutus here told you 
 Caesar was a total hater 
 And you know what, he was right. 
 And got his ass whooped! 
 And because Brutus and his homies, ( ca n't balance a budget, but have plenty of time to cut a bitch ) 
 I've come to say some shit. 
 Caesar, you hooked me up, you all right 
 But Brutus said he's a hater 
 And Brutus knows what a hater is. 
 Caesar built the fucking wall 
 And made the Mexicans pay for it. 
 Does this seem like a hater to you? 
 When the poor needed shit, Caesar hooked them up 
 Haters should hate so much. 
 But Brutus says he's a hater 
 And Brutus knows what a hater is. 
 I wanted to crown his ass 3 times 
 And 3 times he told me to get that weak ass shit out of here: is this a hater? 
 But Brutus says he's a hater 
 And Brutus knows what a hater is. 
 Yet if Brutus says he's a hater, who am I to talk shit about it? 
 I can only say what I know 
 You all thought he was the shit, and he was the shit. 
 So why are all of yall now jumping his ass? 
 The shit around here is fucked up 
 Yall need to get you shit together... Hold up 
 Caesar will always be my homie 
 Give me a second cause this shit is all fucked up
