[ WP ] The bouncer to a seemingly normal local nightclub is an old woman . When she lets you in , she touches your forehead and all the patrons in line say in unison , `` Before we enter , we pray '' .

23:10 it's time ohhhhh yeah it's time. this is a NIGHT to be alive for, we're together and it'S been a while since we've been together and watch out there's falafel on the sidewalk hey Spatial K you fat fuck pass me the bottle too we still have a whole night ahead of us they're already at Cellar Door and stop dragging yourself 
 
 23:20 what do you mean, entry's closed NO hey buddy, look, chill, it's me, you know Derek, you definitely know Spatial K, Maria and Joanna are waiting inside for us cmon it's a 1 am closure whaddya mean i have n't blinked my eyes in very long 
 
 23:30 SNNNNRRRRRRRZZZZZZTTTTT fuck YES i can handle this 
 
 23:35 
 
 ***Joanna*** 
 
 hey they wont let us.in. can you meet us outside? 
 
 *yeah it's packed in here. r u with the others* 
 
 yeah everybodys with me. whats it like in there 
 
 *packed but really gr8. i think were gon na stay here with jan and his crew* 
 
 goddammit 
 
 
 23:45 man this shit costs money. i do **not** want to walk this off. hey derek what's this place? you been here before? long line. looks like a techno crowd 
 
 d: was n't this the old community hall? 
 
 k: no man, old morgue, i think. i grew up around here. they'd bring the bodies in through the back cause us kids would be playing out front and suchlike. at least that's what other kids said. it was really strange, though, you never saw anybody who worked there... 
 
 d: did n't you grow up on the west coast 
 
 k: no... we've discussed this. 
 
 d: that's a *very* long line. 
 
 fuck this i'm going to go find out hey excuse me, starlight becomes you and i'm going to elaborate on that a bit more but i've never been here before and wanted to know whats up is this dark techno or industrial or something you ladies look like youre in costume 
 
 blonde: you've never been here before? 
 
 nope never even seen this place i'm from uptown 
 
 the blonde looks at the brunette looks at the blonde there's stars in their smiles i swear i have seen just the slightest flash of red in her pupils when she turns her head towards me and the brunette takes my hand and says why dont you join us? it's different, you'll like it 
 
 boys HEY **BOYS** for fucks sake stop staring at that wall get in line 
 
 00:00 we're done with the entire liter bottle and theres definitely a PULSE to this place. blonde says her name is meredith and i ca n't remember the brunettes name but it's not a common one derek is trying so hard to get with meredith its painful she's smiling and laughing but it's only because he's really grinding hard now and he does this thing when he laughs where he snorts and it sounds like a rhino farted through a paper bag plus that ridiculous red parka and the dress shoes if he did n't happen to resemble a younger colin firth he'd be lucky to have women give him the time of the day in his fap fantasies 
 
 00:15 we're at the front of the line and there's people behind us all dressed the same all in black and red and long flowing jackets and hoodies and... barefoot? i'm looking for the bouncer cause man i'm happy and ready to go and we're going to head to the toilet and break out the rest but there's no bouncer just an old hag with white hair who looks at me like i'm made of feathers or something and meredith says we have found them and brought them and she smiles and she touches my head with her right hand with a garish gold and emerald ring on the ring finger and suddenly everybody behind us says `` BEFORE WE ENTER WE PRAY'' but not happily not really sad neither just... a bit off i think and holy fuck it's hot inside 
 
 00:17 its REALLY dark in here and there's no coat check meredith and the brunette take us inside theres a woman breastfeeding a baby in a chair in the corner and holy shit it's not a baby it's a vulture theres a deep bass thrum to the place and why are all the other patrons walking single file and why are the stairs going down for so long 
 
 00:19 we enter a great room and i ca n't even see the others anymore everythings red in this worl and i suddenly wish i had thought about constraining variables before setting out to flip in the city but too late for that 
 
 00:22 
 
 meredith: relax. as long as you have my hand, you're fine. 
 
 hey look you're super nice and everything but i have to go this place is doing weird things to me and i think i might be taking it a bit too badly 
 
 meredith: drink this 
 
 it's red and dark and delicious hints of raspberry aftertaste of licorice with a lead note of rhubarb and camo 
 
 03:09 
 
 `` HE WAKES'' 
 *this is my church* 
 
 i'm looking around me holy shit what's happening here there's hundreds of them all dressed in black looking down at me where am i it's the center of a pit and they're in the balconies like this is a playhouse or an 
 
 `` HE SEES US'' 
 *this is where i heal my hurts* 
 
 everything is lit up in violet but i do n't see a light i mean it's got ta be coming from somewhere whats that OH *SHIT* DEREK KEVIN where are you guys WHAT IS THAT THING IN THE CEILING 
 
 `` HE SEES THE QUIET ONE'' 
 *enemies become friends* 
 
 it looks semi human but it has no face just rows of mouths that open and close silently the skin is glowing intense purple and it reaches out with arms that look like they were made from petroleum jelly this is SO fucked up i stumble backwards and trip over something and oh my god it's an arm with a red sleeve and 
 
 `` HE IS COMPLYING'' 
 *when bitterness ends* 
 
 and the sticky stuff on the floor smells sharp like iron or copper i slip and fall right on dereks detached head i'm guessing the legs belong to kevin and is that a hand with an emerald ring on it oh my god i'm SCREAMING SCREAMING now and oh my god why am i holding a machete in my hand the celiling whispers and all the watchers whisper with it 
 
 `` HE IS ONE OF US NOW'' 
 *for tonight* 
 *god*
