[ WP ] You are functionally immortal : you can die but instantly come back to life . Over the many , many years you 've become jaded and bored , and now dying is the only thing that gives you any sort of rush anymore . You 're about to attempt your most elaborate and thrilling death yet .

Are you afraid of death? I'm not. It gives me a mere thrill and every day I seek the answer for the most thrilling and spectacular death known to mankind. 
 
 I have been in search of the most spectacular death for the past year, and my ideas have been improving but none of them are ever good enough. 
 
 Until today.... I am going to attempt what might be the most dangerous and stressful moments possible in any mans life. What may this be you ask? 
 
 I am going to launch myself into outer-space and once I reach low earth orbit I will engage stage 2 and separate from the shuttle into a smaller much more compact missile. This missile will then lead me into a volcano. 
 
 So here we are: I have finally waited long enough to earn the money for the rocket, and it is finally built. 
 
 I ask the engineers and operators preparing the rocket if everything is good to go, to which they reply a simple monotone `` yep'' 
 
 I've now entered the rocket and I am ready for liftoff 
 Is everything ready for launch? `` Check'' 
 Are the tanks filled with the appropriate amount of fuel? `` Check'' 
 Are there any extra tests we can run on the rocket before liftoff? `` Negative'' 
 
 `` Begin takeoff in.... 
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 Liftoff'' 
 
 Here I am launching into space, such an amazing and curious moment, I try to keep still as the turbulent engines rattle the whole ship, it's like this for a long time until I reach the last part of earths atmosphere. I think to myself `` this is taking a bit too long'' 
 
 I radio over to the space station and ask is everything is all good to which they reply `` all systems nominal'' 
 
 This reassures my worries and I begin to relax. 
 
 Maybe 2 hours pass and I am into orbit, and I receive a message: `` separation begins in 5 minutes'' 
 
 Do I really want to do this? What if this is my last life and I'll die after this? What if something goes wrong? 
 
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 `` Separation complete. Now running missile tests and starting engines'' 
 
 I get the most amazing yet terrifying rush of fear ever. 
 
 `` Launch initiated'' 
 
 I look out the windows at the beautiful stars and gaze at them as I feel my back being pushed against the seat from the force of the engines but I notice something.. 
 
 I am going the opposite direction of earth. Why is this happening? Will I ever return? Will I be alone forever? I am thrown into a panic attack and pass out. 
 
 A few hours later I wake up. 
 Are the engines running? 
 Silence 
 Is the radio working? 
 Silence 
 Do I have power? 
 Silence 
 
 Today it marks the 20 year mark of me being on this missile and I am going to attempt to exit it out of my boredom. 
 
 I open the door and jump out. 
 Silence.
