[ WP ] The man who found the cure for AIDS is being interviewed on live television . The interviewer is slowly realizing this man does n't understand ethical medical practices .

`` Thanks for meeting with me, Doctor Johnson.'' 
 
 `` No problem, Barry! So, I assume you wanted to talk about AIDS?'' 
 
 `` That's right. Now, the one question all the viewers want to know is this: how did you do it? What exactly was the process in developing a cure that reversed HIV?'' 
 
 `` It was simple, Barry: bone marrow.'' 
 
 `` Could you please elaborate?'' 
 
 `` Bone marrow. You just stick a needle in the bone, pull back, and \*fwoomp! * no more marrow. Sure, the test subjects only lived for a few hours after in most of the tests-'' 
 
 `` Wait, could we bring this back a bit?'' 
 
 `` Uh-huh.'' 
 
 `` So, let me get this straight: you sucked out subjects' bone marrow,'' 
 
 `` Mm-hmm.'' 
 
 `` Leaving them to die,'' 
 
 `` Yep,'' 
 
 `` In order to make a cure.'' 
 
 `` Pretty much that.'' 
 
 `` At least is was in the name of science... right?'' 
 
 `` Of course it was for science! Sure, that part of the research yielded nothing, but science is as noble a cause as ever! It turned out that the actual cure involved monkey's blood, little capuchin ones.'' 
 
 `` Oh my god...'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I was just disappointed about the payouts to the subjects' families. Fifty dollars each, can you believe it? Eh, fewer fags to go around.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we're out of time here. Dr. Cave Johnson, everyone!''
