[ WP ] Heaven conforms to your ideal world . You 've been a great person ( near saintly ) your entire life ; but when you die , you discover that your heaven is endless fire and brimstone .

`` Jesus Christ!'' 
 Below Meredith's feet burned the dark firey pit with obsidian spires sticking out. 
 *POOF* Jesus suddenly appeared next to Meredith. `` What's the problem?'' 
 `` Why am I here? I lived a Christian life, I always tried to be good, I accepted you as my savior! I should be in Heaven!'' a panic in Meredith's voice. 
 `` Right... er well that was all very good... The thing is... this is your heaven.'' 
 `` Whaa --!?'' 
 `` You see, your heaven is based on how you live your life. We up stairs, are always taking notes seeing what people like and do n't like. You always chose the most uncomfortable option.'' 
 `` You ca n't be serious? I'm being punished for being nice to others!?'' Meredith grasping to make sense of this. 
 `` Well technically, your being punished for punishing yourself. That's what you consistently chose in life.'' 
 `` No nononono, you, you said, that woman who gave her last penny, her reward would be great in heaven!'' 
 `` Yes, let's take a look.'' The scene changed to a woman in a nice garden. `` In this heaven, there is no money. This woman chose to not have money in her life and so we created a heaven with no money. Everything here is free.'' 
 `` What, please, you also said do unto others as you would want done to you! How do you explain that!'' 
 Jesus puts his face on his hand and shakes his head. `` Giving your food away when you're hungry and thirsty with that statement means you want others to give up their food when their hungry and thirsty too. You consistently chose to add pain to your life, that's what love is to you, pain. That's why we made this for you.'' 
 Meredith really starting to panic, `` BUT you died on the cross for us! You chose pain too!'' 
 `` I did not choose that. I prayed that that would not happen. If you look at my life, I partied, I got drunk, I showed off my abilities, gossiped, never worked a day in my life...'' 
 Meredith stands there agape. 
 `` Well it looks like I answered all your questions. Enjoy paradise...'' Jesus snaps his fingers and Meredith disappears. `` Now, where'd that prostitute go...'' 

