[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

I would never lie to you. Never told a lie in my life! 
 
 Well, I ca n't say that, we've all had our fair share of little falsehoods, small embellishments, those moments when you do n't want to tell your in laws that you did n't enjoy the burnt steak they were so excited about. 
 
 Where would we be without those moments? 
 
 I ca n't tell you I'm always an honest man, but never in my life would I deceive your trust about something like this. That would be rude - no - selfish of me. I want us to be able to trust one another, I want you to have faith in me like I have faith in you. 
 
 I want you to know that if I've lied to you in the past, whether I've ever done something to test your trust, know that I am deeply sorry for that. But I swear to you that you can trust me about whatever you need to and I promise that I did not, 
 
 
 
 Sleep with your sister.
