[ WP ] Tell the story of a recently released mental patient rambling to his cat .

`` Oh Darling, it was absolutely dreadful!'' Matilda exclaimed in the New York accent. 
 
 Darling turned from staring out the window and tilted her head. 
 
 `` I mean Darling they made me wear this horrendous white jumper and no matter how I tried to make it look better they would just give me a plain one the next day!'' She sighed dramatically. 
 
 Darling twitched her tail from side to side then looked back out the window. 
 
 `` It was dreadful.'' Matilda stated. `` First I tried tearing off the sleeves and then tearing the bottoms below the knee. But they did n't like that, no, not one bit.'' 
 
 Darling extended her back leg and started licking the top of it. 
 
 `` The I tried borrowing some of the Kool Aid packets and dying it. It smelled divine Darling. But they made me change and take a bath!'' 
 
 Darling hissdd then began grooming her nether regions. 
 
 `` Then I tried going to the rec room. They were doing painting that day. I spilled a select few colors around the sleeves, trying to make it look like an accident, but they were on to me.'' 
 
 Darling stretched, sticking her fuzzy bum in the air. 
 
 `` So then I decided to try and do my hair differently. But when I tried using some shoe strings to tye it up they just chopped it off. I mean look at this bob Darling, it's so distasteful.'' 
 
 Darling began knead/clawing the carpet. 
 
 `` Realizing my white jumper was here to stay and that I could now do nothing with my hair I tried rearranging the room. They bolted down my furniture Darling, literally brought the mechanics in and screwed the damn furniture right to the floor!'' 
 
 Darling began circling around Matilda's legs, her bushy tail brushing against her calves. 
 
 `` Oh Darling you really are such a good kitty.'' 
 
 Darling meowed and played with Matilda's shoe string. 
 
 -- -- -- 
 
 The image on the screen flickered and the two nurses half-heartedly smiled to one another. 
 
 `` Is n't it sad how mental illness can take over?'' 
 
 `` At least we have a former designer who only remembers having a cat.'' 
 
 `` And a woman who thinks she is one'' 
 
 `` Is n't it adorable how she uses her arm as a tail?'' 
 
 `` Argh! I knew we should have put in blinds!'' 
 
 On the screen Matilda was pulling down a curtain and was exclaiming about how this was the perfect fabric for a new dress. 
 
 Darling was try to climb the other. 

