[ WP ] A military state where McDonald 's is the reigning force .

A man sits in a dimly lit hotel room, thinking to himself... 
 
 `` Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!'' 
 
 `` Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!'' 
 
 `` Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!'' 
 
 Our children are forced to repeat it three times every morning at the start of school. The ingredients to McDonald's prized yet heinous burger. It's all they know when it comes to food, McDonalds. Skinny, cold fries. Gooey, yet far too crunchy chicken nuggets ( yea I said it, N-U-G-G-E-T-S not fucking McNuggets, they're called nuggets! ) Oh, and the burgers... The burgers... Microwaved patties that remind me of my dog's shit he would take in the back yard. You know, when we were allowed to have pets. 
 
 This is truly hell. I chose never to marry because of it, no kid should grow up in this world. Being forced to worship such an inferior burger, run around playing with their cheaply made toys from their mandatory Happy Meals. No, this is not fair to them or to me. I remember what it used to be like before this happened, before the clown took over and I ca n't take it anymore 
 
 The man stands up, strapping a vest packed with explosives on, staring out the window at a giant palace beautifully decorated with golden arches. 
 
 No, you're the clown. The court jester. You ca n't be the king of this world. There's only one king and his name is not Ronald... 
 
 The man pulls out a flimsy cardboard crown from his back pack while putting on a thick coat to hide his vest. 
 
 Staring at the crown he whispers to himself: `` I'm about to have it my way...'' 

