[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

Sometimes it's the maniacal cackling at odd hours into the night, sometimes it's little contained explosions in his back yard, and sometimes it's his... company that he keeps, but in spite of all the annoying idiosyncrasies, he's actually a good neighbor. It certainly is interesting being his neighbor, but for the few faults I can find, I can name several good things about him. 
 
 For starters, he runs the neighborhood watch. Correction, he is the neighborhood watch. Him and his armada of drones, constantly watching the neighborhood. He never asks to be compensated, and when offered he would usually say something to the effect of `` Would run surveillance anyway, might as well help out.'' We had a burglary once in our neighborhood, and within the hour, the culprit was caught. Technically, the burglar `` voluntarily'' returned everything and turned himself in, but we knew who persuaded him. 
 
 He's great with the neighborhood kids, too. Whenever we do any holidays or long weekends here, He's usually the goto house for the festivities. We all bring food and drink, and he sets up party central in his house, which he keeps immaculately clean. Sportsbowl ( any sport ), Fourth of July, Memorial Day, he even opens up his house on Thanksgiving for the few of us who do n't have much in the way of family. His reason? `` I just like spending time with people.'' 
 
 Best of all, he keeps his lawn maintenance up. Never once has the homeowner's association called and asked him to trim down unruly weeds, or clear up his lot, or anything. He even helped out a few neighbors who were having trouble keeping up with theirs when they were going through some family losses or injuries. His response would be `` Last thing they need to worry about is some pretentious jerks worrying about their lawn and complaining.'' 
 
 All-in-all, he's a very good neighbor, or at least he was until some jerk hero decided to level our suburb to get to him. He was furious. Thankfully, he got all of us in his bunker. He told us to wait, and that he'd make it up to us. That was two hours ago...
