[ WP ] You got killed by a ghost . As your soul leaves your body you become a ghost yourself . You then confront the ghost that killed you .

*Slow... Slowing... Slowed, and stopped. * 
 Everything stopped. No one is moving, is this a flash mob? Am I in a flash mob now? - nope! I ca n't move either. But I'm thinking, am I not? I am. Did someone finally stop time? Why is it so cold? How come nothing happens? Helllloooo!? If the person who stopped time could... crank up the heat, I would appreciate that. I am freeeezing. 
 
 *Everyone begins walking anew. There is only muffled sounds. And a Gasp. * 
 
 Who's gasping? Why? Is that?... Me?!? How am I seeing me, on the floor? Why am I clenching my chest. Hey! Help me! Heey I'm dying here! Can you hear me? I ca n't hear you? Call an ambulance! What is happening! 
 
 Hissss. My bad. - who said that? Can you hear me? - Yeah I can, and I'm sorry mate. But I think I killed you. - Why?! - I was phasing through people and I got distracted for a bit. So I kinda touched your ticker and, well there you are. Hanging on to dear life. Oh look the paramedics have arrived. - First of all, fuck you. Second, why is it cold? Third, are we ghosts? Forth, are you the grim reaper, if so where is the scythe, and the cloak, and the bones? - OK, first, I think for a guy who just died you're doing pretty well. - Died!? - Well yeah, we're ghosts. What did you think it was happening? An impromptu Magic show and you were the victim? Not even D Blaine is that good. - Kinda, no... Maybe I do n't know. - Yeah. So look over there. That's your body being zipped into a bag. And those are some kids twitting your death. Fucking youth am I right. - why did I have to die? - I do n't know, I said I was sorry. did I not? Once you get beamed up you can ask the big G upstairs. Until then have fun like I am. - I'm gon na kill you! - stop touching me, I'm already dead. We're already dead. We ca n't feel pain. Stop that! It's just annoying. - What do I do now, then? - I do n't know about you, but hey I'm gon na miss the show so here's the headliners. It's gon na take a week for you to go up. Do what you want. No one has censored me yet. And I just killed you. So.. Yeah I'm leaving. 
 
 He left... And there goes my body. Fuck 
 

