[ WP ] You 're the only Roman senator who was n't briefed on the whole 'kill Julius Caesar ' thing .

I strode into room to greet my underlings and discuss matters of the state, the only one of these that mattered of course being the statue of me soon to be built. I could see it now, a 20 foot tall Caesar before the coliseum, standing regally atop a marble pedestal, greeting those wishing to watch the gladiators and... I was torn from my daydream by a sharp pain in my side, and back, and front, and other side, and everywhere else. I fell to the ground, the last thing to fill my vision being Brutus plunging a knife into my neck and my lifeblood spurting into the air and all over the other members of my senate, who all seemed to have a knife in my side. How rude, I thought, as the dark embrace of death took me. 
 
 Edit, clarification: who said that one senator is n't Caesar himself?
