[ FF ] Write me a comedy in 5 sentences .

I am trying to potty train a new puppy. Every morning I get up to let puppy outside, but I live in an apartment so I do n't let her touch the floor until we are outside. As I walk down the stairs, I realize that I need to pee as well and ca n't hold it in. So I put the dog under one arm and begin to pee in the toilet. The dog sees me peeing and, trying to be a good girl, pees too... all over me. 
 
 
 note: this happened to my roommate two days ago, so it might just be funny to me.
