[ WP ] Write a story featuring ninja snowmen .

Yukiko hung from the ceiling of the hallway, and slowly opened the washi paper door to her destination. 
 A man slept soundly in the middle of the room, and the faint glow of a lamp lit his face. 
 
 Cool air swirled around her feet as she silently padded into the room. She raised her hand and wrenched out her nose, and in her palm sat a carrot, sharpened to a point sharper than any kaiken. 
 She knelt before the sleeping man and caressed his face as he stirred in his sleep. 
 He woke up with a start, and rolled out of his futon. Yukiko froze. `` I forgot about my body temperature!'' 
 The man sprung up onto his feet, and his hand flew to the wakizashi that sat at his side. His eyes swept across the room, scanning for possible intruders. His gaze shifted to the womanly snowman that sat above his head. 
 `` What kind of prank is this?!'' shouted the man, clearly annoyed by having to suddenly wake. `` Which idiot would place a mound of snow in my, the master's, room? I must make sure to punish the servants tomorrow.'' He kicked the snow out into the hallway, and with a huff, flopped back into his futon. 
 Yukiko breathed a sigh of relief, and began to pat her torso back into its original shape. She had left her nose in the targets room, but that was of no concern. 
 Having fully recovered, she plodded her half melted body back into the room, and picked up the sharpened carrot. She raised her dripping arm over the now sleeping man's figure, and with a flourish, completed her mission. 
 `` It's not easy being a kunoichi.'' gasped Yukiko as the lamp melted the last flakes of snow, now stained red. 

