[ EU ] It 's time for the Russian revolution , complete with light-sabers . This is ... Tsar Wars !

It is a period of procrastination. A high college freshman, at the verge of failing his world history class, must write a last minute essay about the major historic event to pass, mere hours before 11:59PM. 
 
 His eyes widened in fear, knowing he did n't pay any attention during the semester to recall many details - only something about a great civilization falling, a new one rising in its place, and a lot of bloodshed. 
 
 Desperate, he googles the ultimate asset: a WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE. Armed with just enough knowledge to include mentions of Lenin and a republic, he writes beautifully about the fall of the United Soviets Socialist Republic and rise of the Galatic Empire. 
 
 He does n't really remember this Death Tsar thing, but maybe it was destroyed in World War 2 when the United States dropped their photonic bomb. He concludes the 6-page paper with the following: 
 
 `` I believe the main lesson in the Tsar Wars was this: pay attention to your teachers. Obi-Wan told Anakin to be mindful of his feelings, if he listened and did what he said then his wife would n't be dead and the Shit Lord would n't have become Emperor...'' 
 
 He concludes his paper, with only a few minutes to spare, and names it Tsar Wars. He smiles and takes another puff from his bong, content in the knowledge that a 100 % is ensured.
