[ WP ] Two musical instruments are locked in a heated debate .

P: Piano 
 G: Guitar 
 
 P: I am the most simple musical instrument. 
 
 G: Hah! Barre chords? 
 
 P: You can SEE music theory on me! 
 
 G: You have to memorize the scales! 
 
 P: At least you just push the note you want with me, no years of developing sideways pinky dexterity... 
 
 G: Ouch... well.. I am transportable! No guitar movers for hire are there? 
 
 P: There are electric pianos! They have hundreds of programmable sounds! 
 
 G:... the... electric... guitar... with insane pedals and effects... 
 
 P: I am the instrument of Mozart! Bach! 
 
 G: Clapton! Steve Vai! Hendrix! 
 
 P: I am more beautiful than you are... 
 
 G: Really..? We're really gon na go there? Have you seen some of my brethren? 
 
 P: An infant can reach out and play me. 
 
 G: I am the most popular instrument in the world... 
 
 P: You can play 10 notes at once on me. 
 
 G: You can bend notes on me. 
 
 P: You can play two melodies with ease on me, or melody and harmony even easier. 
 
 G: You DIRECTLY interact with the sound you wish to make on me, you are ONE with the music! 
 
 P: I give up.. stick to your dirty hippies who put anti-conformist stickers all over you... stick to your band of amateurs who carries you around to look cool.. what does The Who do with you on stage again? 
 
 G: I give up as well.. I am sure a lot of people would choose piano if their lame parents did n't force them into it at 5... have fun playing piano on the beach with friends... have fun teaching a piano song to a beginner in 3 minutes... loser...
