[ WP ] The story of what you do when you leave the house , written by , your dog .

HI THERE! Sorry. Hi there! My name is Bucky and I'm a little excitable, or as dad calls me `` Demon Dog''. First I just wanted to say thanks for asking what my mom and dad do while they're.... 
 
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 Hi there! My name is Bucky! I'm half beagle and half bulldog! i love my mom and dad very much. My dad gets up very early in the morning. I know that because he hates mornings and wishes that they `` Start a little later.'' Whatever that means. I ALWAYS get up with him, i follow him as he gets rid of his face fur in the bathroom and then we he eats out of his doggy bowl. 
 
 He does n't talk much when he gets up, but I know he loves me! Then we go outside! Have you EVER been outside?!?! 
 
 There are other animals! So many smells! Get this: I pee over everything! Flower? Pee on it. Tree? Pee on it. Tire? Pee on it? Stair? Pee on it. Thing that smells like other dog? Pee on it. Garbage can? Pee on it. Gate? Pee on it? Someone's garden? Pee on it. Well sometimes. When dad is n't looking. 
 
 Then dad leaves: ( 
 
 I look out the window and watch him drive away. Do n't worry, it is n't too bad. That's usually when Porthos, my big brother wakes up! He's part Pug, whatever that is, and part Shar-pei! Dad says that's why he's so stubborn! 
 
 We mostly wrestle and take apart toys to see what makes that SQUEAK sound. It's never really interesting, and does n't taste all that great. 
 
 Most of the time I just stare outside the window and bark at all the people that come near the things I've peed on. 
 
 Other times I sit and watch something called TV. There's this one thing on the TV where someone keeps saying `` Bucky'' THAT'' S MY NAME! Can you believe it? Every time someone says it I sit down and wait for them to say it again. 
 
 When I get get hungry I just go to my bowl and hit the `` Food button'' Porthos, that's my big brother, taught me how to do that. When ever I nuzzle the button, get this, food comes out! it's awesome! 
 
 Then I pretty much nap. Have you ever slept in front of a heater, awww it's the best! Sometimes Porthos and I share the one in front of the TV. 
 
 If mom is home that's usually when we go for a walk. We got to the library, have you ever been to a library? it's this HUGE field where I can run around and do whatever I want AND sometimes I get treats just for running with mom! 
 
 When Dad gets back I make sure to greet him at the door. He's probably had a long day so I need to lick his face continuously. If Mom was n't home than Dad takes us to the library! Have you ever been to a library? It's this place where.....
