[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

I had driven past the decrepit, shitty building at least a thousand times since moving into the apartment complex it sat next to, constantly polluting the space in which I chose to inhabit semi-permanently. Apparently the owners of the place were advertising geniuses... to compliment the decaying restaurant's uninspiring and borderline infuriating building, there was a single word on the glass double-doors in the front: `` PIZZA''. Three months of seeing the place convinced me to finally check it out. 
 
 The only vehicle in the parking lot was the beat-up 2002 Ford Ranger that always sat outside of `` PIZZA''. I parked next to it, walked up to the dirty glass doors, and peered inside. I could n't actually see anything through the dust and fingerprints that covered the doors, so I pulled at the handle - locked. 
 
 `` Who the FUCK is that!?'' A voice pierced the doors from inside. The doors shook a little bit as the hooligan inside pressed his crazed eyes up against the door to analyze the potential threat. 
 
 `` Uhh... My name is Ronald... Are you closed? Or something?'' 
 
 ``... fucking... WHAT? You uh, you... you want *pizza? * *Cheese pizza? *'' 
 
 ``... uh... Yeah? Sure?'' 
 
 `` Uhh....Okay...'' 
 
 The lock clicked from the inside and as the opaque glass doors flew open, a cockroach scurried out of the building. Very promising. 
 
 ``... then, uh... come in. I guess...'' 
 

