[ WP ] Hundreds of years in the future , nerds fondly over-romanticize the late 20th/ early 21st century in completely historically inaccurate and anachronistic festivals akin to modern Renfaires .

`` Allah Christ!'' cried the calculator technician. `` Your calculator has so many bacteria on it, I'll have to defraggle the motherdisc.'' 
 
 `` But wo n't I lose all the knowledge stored on it?'' asked the customer, fearfully. 
 
 `` Have you been performing regular hoedowns?'' 
 
 The customer frowned. `` I do n't think so... That's in the Hoedown and Renaissance section of my Doors 11 settings page, right?'' 
 
 `` Yes, that's correct,'' said the technician. `` I can make a hoedown right now if you want, but it will cost a bit extra because I'll have to manually bing all the documents you want to save. I do n't want to hoedown any bacteria and have them wind up on the new version of Doors 11!'' 
 
 `` Well, OK, as long as it's less than 50 zorkmids...''
