[ WP ] A hospice . You 're watching the Mars landing with your grandmother . As they descend , she turns and stares at you for a moment , then speaks .

The vessel's rocket things shot stuff to lower the force of the impact. I was watching all this happen with my grandma on the couch. The vessel's doors open and the astronauts walk onto the planet. 
 I feel the eyes of my grandma on me and so I turn towards her. She looks in me in the eyes and tells me `` check out that butt'' pointing to the lead astronaut, Trevor Johnson, butt. 
 I look at her and tell her `` grandma for the last time I am not gay.'' 
 She responds `` if you ai n't going to enjoy I might as well'' 
 I quickly left for only God knew what was going to happen new.
