[ WP ] You live on a world full of immortal beings . For the first time in the history of the world 's existence , somebody has died .

`` So...'' 
 `` Jim's dead. `` I say putting down my cup of coffee. 
 
 `` The fuck does that mean?'' 
 
 `` Like not alive anymore.'' 
 
 `` Yeah I'm not really following.'' 
 
 `` Ok'' I put up my hands to add emphasis `` Jim Is Dead'' 
 
 `` So....No more Jim?'' 
 
 `` No you fucking idiot.'' 
 
 A long silence hung in the air. 
 
 `` I never liked Jim'' I say breaking the silence 
 
 `` Oh good me either, what a fucking asshole.'' 
 
 `` What did they do with him?'' My acquaintance asks 
 
 `` He's has n't been moved, hes still stuck in his living room with the plunger up his ass.'' 
 
 `` Ahh so that's what killed him.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` The Plunger in the ass killed him right?'' 
 
 `` Ha!'' I spit out coffee onto the table. `` You cant die from that'' 
 
 `` What the hell does kill people then?'' 
 
 After I long period of deep thought i responded `` yeah I guess it was the plunger.'' 
 
 `` Fucking Jim, man'' 
 
 `` What a wanker.''
