[ WP ] You were the last human on earth after the zombie apocalypse destroyed civilization . One day , you finally get infected by a zombie , but after turning , you realize what you 've been missing out on .

My life ended, but it was n't the shambling moaning hell I thought it would be. It certainly was terrifying and painful. I was pulled from my wrecked car and the zombies clawed and bit me. But rather than devour me like I had seen in the movies, it was if they had lost interest. They got up and walked away. One of them even waved and said `` Bye''. 
 I started laughing, it was just too absurd! Then what I thought were delusions set in almost immediately. 
 Suddenly the world was not in flaming ruins. 
 Suddenly the zombies were gone and many people were wandering around looking confused. 
 
 I found a cheerleader sitting on a park bench and asked what had happened. 
 `` Evolution,'' was all she said and returned to staring blankly at the peaceful lake. 
 I was sure if I concentrated long enough that the hallucination would fade and I could see all the zombies and burning buildings. I must have stood there for hours staring at the distant towers. When the sun finally set I shook my head and scratched at my long curly red hair and wandered off. 
 
 I needed to go home and get out of this dress, it was torn and splattered with blood. I was hungry, but I was n't sure what for. I grew up with stories and movies about zombies loving brains, but I was n't sure that's what I wanted... a nice, juicy, raw steak suddenly sounded appealing though. I decided to stop at the grocery store on my way home and see what they had.
