[ WP ] Rewrite a story from any mythology but make it into modern times .

No one believes this story, but it's true. I know because I saw him at every single point. 
 
 The first point: Nick loved Instagram Hoes, all right? For the uninitiated, Instagram Hoes are ridiculously hot women who have found a way to make a living from being hot without stripping. They post half-naked selfies with nothing but skimpy workout clothes and some shitty sponsored drink they're peddling. Nick used to love those girls. He'd go to the gym craning his neck hoping he'd see someone like that. And sometimes we did. But they were never enough for Nick. Every time I pointed out some beautiful woman, he'd flex in the mirror and say, `` Dude, she's not as hot as Demi Rose. Do you think I'm vascular enough?'' 
 
 The second point: Nick was n't really good with computers. I had to set up his Facebook for him. It was n't that he was dumb, he was just too lazy and at the time I could n't believe he did n't have a Facebook. He kept complaining that he could n't follow anyone on Instagram so I took his phone out of his hand right there and then, set it up, put a few pictures of his up, followed a few of the hoes for him, and voila. Nick was on Instagram. He loved it. He took the phone and started uploading his own pictures for once. 
 
 The last point. 
 
 It was a Monday after work. Leg day. Sometimes Nick showed up for leg day, sometimes he did n't. That day he was supposed to. I pulled up to his apartment like usual and saw the police scattered everywhere. 
 
 Turned out it was about Nick. They let me through when I said I was his friend. They showed me in. 
 
 Nick was dead at his computer. 
 
 He looked starved, depleted. His muscles had waned to thin cords. He was vascular to the point I could see shoulder veins. His pants were down around his ankles. His fingers were only bones. And one hand was on the mouse still. 
 
 `` What happened...'' I said. 
 
 At my look, one cop nearly laughed. `` Is n't it obvious? Dude died jacking off to his own Instagram.'' 
 
 Another cop frowned. `` Look at him. He died of thirst.'' 
 
 `` Same thing. If you jack off and do nothing else, in a few days you die of thirst.'' 
 
 The only thing in his computer history, they said, was Nick's Instagram. That's it. Thousands of listings, all of them his own pictures. 
 
 Nick loved Instagram Hoes, all right.
