You 're moments late to literally everything . You watch busses pull away as you run behind them , girls get asked out as you walk up to them , and you have never caught a green light . One day though , you arrive on time . [ WP ]

This an unbelievably perplexing conundrum. You stand baffled as the doors to the shop open. This must be a god given omen! A sign that you are doing something right this time. 
 `` Oh sweet mother of god, give me the strength to move on.'' You say, and the reason you say that is because you have become unbelievably weak in the knees. The shock of the situation is too much for your fragile state of being. Tears drip from your eyes because you are here on time. You enter the shop, your nose flowing with snot. 
 `` May I help you sir?'' The cashier asks. Seemingly confused about your current situation. 
 `` Yes please.'' You say in tears. `` I'm here for the release of the new Final Frontier game that was released today.'' You wipe your nose on your sleeve. 
 `` Honey, That game's release date was two years ago. The game caused a major lawsuit against the company so it was taken off the shelves. I'm sorry'' 
 You can not believe it. It's not possible. She is so cute! You dont even care about the game anymore. 
 You get the courage up to ask for her number and... The phone rings. She picks it up. And someone says something on the other end. 
 `` Yes! Yes! Yes I'll go out with you brad!'' 
 
 Why? Why? 
 
 W hy? 
 Why? 
 
 Why? 
 
 
 
 You go home and slip into bed. Turn on some sad music. And wallow in your sadness. Go to sleep. And die in your sleep. 
 
 
 You hold a beating heart in your hand. 
 
 
 God is dead. And you killed him.
