[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

Did I ever tell you about the time we was pinned down by snipers Fallujah and I saved... 
 
 What? Ha! Jeremy's talking shit behind my back now? Heh, I love the fellow, but that man is so yellow ya could dye curry with him. Sayin' I was holed up safe back at base, fakin' a flu—poor bastard is talking out his ass. You know where he was during the thick of it? Not in the city, not at camp; no, he were still medevaced out from blowin' himself up with his own jammed gun! 
 
 Naw, naw, I'm not accusing him of anything, that equipment failure shit happens. S'just that there be barrels full of boys too cowardly to earn a medal and still'd like to come back with a shiny heart to call their own. Jeremy ai n't that low. Well, I'm givin' him the benefit of me doubts anyways. But God damn, he's sure trying to make the most of those scars like it was *his* ass takin' heat while puttin' out those snipers and not yours truly. Wan na hear what really happened? You see, Rob and I... 
 
 What, Rob says he remembers it were Jeremy? Well, I suppose that could be true. I certainly bragged like Jeremy would have after all that, damn proud as I were. Rob ran'round with Jeremy most times anyway, two little privates in a pod they was. And were I a part o' their little special bond I myself would be inclined to forget about Jeremy's little gun `` accident''. Oh Rob, that bastard. Done his fair share of heavy liftin', but you know Rob's still anglin' to take credit for that time in Baghdad when I...
