[ WP ] [ TT ] George Washington returns from the dead , and you need to explain to him how a microwave works .

**SETTING: ** 
 
 A man wakes up groggy from last night's hangover. A cat is purring at the side of his bed, patiently waiting for food without being a dick. 
 
 What a strange cat. 
 
 There's a knock on the door. 
 
 **SCENE 1: ** 
 
 **Man: ** Who the hell comes for a visit at 11 in the morning. 
 
 He puts on his sweatpants and a jersey, pets his cat ( who is still not being a dick and waits for his food ) and walks down the stairs to open the door. 
 
 *Door opening, there's a man with old, strange clothes on the doorstep. He has an extremely big chin. * 
 
 *Great, * the man thought. 
 
 **Man: ** How's it going, Georgy? 
 
 **Big-chinned man: ** I told you not to call me that, John. My name is George. Not Georgy. 
 
 **John: ** My apologies, George. What is it this time? 
 
 The man takes a cup of aiko noodles from a pocket hidden somewhere in his huge vest. 
 
 **George: ** I tried to eat one of these, but it tasted horrible. Mind telling me what is wrong with this age if this kind of disgusting nutrition is being sold in public. 
 
 The man sighed; It was not the first time this week that Mr. Washington had problems adapting to this age, but it was getting annoying. The cat was still purring at his feet, trying to get his attention. 
 
 **John: ** That's because you have to heat it up, George. Come on in, I'll show you. 
 
 The man let's Mr. Washington enter the house. The stench of last night's alcohol is everywhere and Mr. Washington is visibly appealed. 
 
 **John: ** Do n't mind the mess, things were wild last night. 
 
 **George: ** This place is in a worse state than Boston after we drove out the British. Sometimes you sicken me, John. But you're a good man. 
 
 John shrugs. He enters the kitchen trailed by his cat and Mr. Washington and takes the noodles from him. 
 
 **John: ** This is a microwave. We use it to heat up our food quickly. 
 
 John shows George how the microwave functions. He quickly understands the basics of it. George is a smart and intelligent man. 
 
 **SCENE 2: ** 
 
 Mr. Washington has left John's house. There's an empty cup of aiko noodles on the table. John is enjoying his breakfast as he tries to remember everything that happened during the party last night. 
 
 The cat jumps onto the table. 
 
 *Meow, * hears John. *Feed me, fucker* says the cat. 
 
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