[ WP ] God is just a government bureaucracy . After thousands of years , it was finally able to get something done . What was it ?

BREAKING NEWS 
 
 At approximately 10:30 AM EST, the Earth Federal Government announced that after nearly one thousand years of processing, department transfers, and deliberations, they have finally approved Housing Permits for the construction of condos along the Gulf Coast of Florida. The request was filed 997 years ago in 2019 near St Pete's Beach, and apparently was mired in controversy, due to part of the location being a United States National Park 
 
 This entire event comes as a surprise to most people, since many believed Earth to be uninhabited after the Great Exodus of 2875, and those left behind were given no more than a 0.5 % of survival. In addition, the area of the Gulf Coast addressed by the permits was completely underwater by 2200. 
 
 Regardless of these constraints, the EFG, which has made no form of contact since the Great Exodus, proudly announced the permit approvals through their Emergency Channels only a few hours ago. 
 
 In the broadcast the unidentified man stated: `` The approval of the St. Pete's Retreat Condos earlier today was a great success. The construction will bring new jobs to the area, and new residents will flush the local economy with a fresh vein of spending. Losses to the national park would be made moot by comparison. This is an example of local and federal government cooperating in the finest fashion. And before we finish our broadcast tonight, remember to praise Emperor Kyznor, Lord of the Molepeople of Ert. Long may he reign, and bring doom upon the burrows of our enemies.'' 
 
 We will keep you updated on this story as it develops, and if construction on St. Pete's Retreat Condos will begin despite the clear limitations. 
 
 Emperor Kyznor could not be reached for comment. 
 
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 I missed the god part lol.
