[ IP ] The land of Clichea

Come, heroes, let us sit at the Great Anvil, largest and least-breakable of all anvils in the land, to discus the quests that lay before us. 
 
 We must gather the three parts of the Staff of Omniflame. The parts were scattered throughout the land after the mighty wizards on top of Yggdraseal deemed it too powerful for any mortal to hold. The last mortal that held it turned out to be evil, completely to their surprise, despite having been his tutors for over 20 years and him being a bit of an evil bastard the entire time. 
 
 Despite having been thrown very randomly into the winds, the parts landed in three very specific locations, whose whereabouts are known to us. 
 
 The Head of Omiflame fell into Star Lake, where the Madam of the Lake awaits a true hero to whom she will bestow the piece. To prove himself, the hero will have to pull the mighty sword Excalibear out of the third stone of Prophecy, where it was placed by King Reggie the Bearheart many moons ago. It is said the he who pulls the sword from the stone will be give the strength of a bear, and much honey. 
 
 The Shaft of Omniflame flew further, into the icy-cold, dreadfully desolate and hard-to-brave North Wastes. There is a massive wall the could enable you to reach it with relative ease, but currently there is construction work happening there and it would be best not to interfere with a hard working dwarf, so you shall have to use the less known route over Kazzakrad, the largest mountain, also knows as The Mountain Of Cold And Dark Death From Whence No One Has Ever Returned Alive. This will take you many nights and some of you may not return. Still your heart Boromar, I am sure your legs will keep you steady and safe along your journey. 
 
 The third and final piece - the Gem of Omniflame - flew farther still and landed near the river close to Lionguard, where we are now. In fact if you look out the window you can see where it landed. Yes, right there, next to the bridge. Easy? No it wo n't be easy. Because just as we were going to pick it up all those years ago, a dragon stole it. Literally just right before we got there. If we skipped tea or that useless romantic interlude we would have been there first. 
 
 We do not know where the Dragon can be found, for it is a strange and mysterious creature. However, rumours come occasionally from Rajashi that someone there knows the location of the dragon - for a price. What? Yes Rajashi is the city next to Dragon Tail islands, where the Dragon's Lair caves are located, the entrance of which looks like the mouth of a dragon. No, of course we do n't think that's where the dragon is, do n't be silly! 
 
 Once all three pieces have been retrieved, we will forge them together here on our Anvil, and use the staff to attack the Prime Evil One hiding in the Dark Tower. 
 
 Getting there? Well it will be a task of some effort as well, but we can speak of that when we meet next. 
 
 Will I be coming with you? I, the Wise one? The most powerful and knowledgeable of all our group here? No. I must stay here and meditate. 
 
 Farewell heroes, I am sure at least 80 % of you will return, with no more than one turning out to be secretly evil, and no less than 1 dying to repent for a past sin. 
 
 And may the Gods of Plot-armor be with you always! 
 
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 This was fun!: ) Despite it being silly, I would still appreciate any feedback.
