[ WP ] The Service Station

Maybe not a real response, but this prompt had no real meat to it, so here's a quick story anyway: 
 
 My uncle Johnny ( not his real name ) went to prison during full-service stations. When he came out, after killing a man in jail for the Hell's Angels, he had to pump his own gas, and had no idea how to do it. Had a Harley sitting there in a parking lot for two hours before the owner of the station came out and helped him. He tells this story like it's a joke, sets it up like one, but I guess the joke's on him because in jail he lost his connection to the real world, how it progresses. I did n't have a mobile phone during the big insurgence of the smartphone and I still do n't know how the text. Maybe that's how it goes
