[ WP ] After dying , you wake up in the afterlife . The afterlife being millions of years in the future , when hyper-advanced technology capable of bringing back every dead person regardless of their body 's physical state has been invented

`` And the process is now complete.'' 
 
 I heard that before I could open my eyes. They felt as if they'd been cemented shut for so long. Light blinded me from all angles. I felt a sickly ringing in my ears that was slowly subsiding. 
 
 `` Patient vitals seem normal....'' 
 
 I listened to the voice as I tried to avert my eyes from the light. I then realized something crucial, I could n't breathe properly... I tried grasping for air but to no avail. Oh shit, I'm going to die like this. I began struggling in place, only to realize I'd been in some kind of weightless suspension since the beginning. I suddenly rolled over, the shift adding more pressure on my lungs. 
 
 The feeling's worse now; almost crushing. This must be it. 
 
 `` Completing reanimation in 3... 2..... 1....'' 
 
 The blow to my back made me open up and vomit violently. I could only watch the synthetic fluid hit the floor in a large puddle. I could breathe again... 
 
 *I could breathe again?? * The last thing I remember was that truck coming right at us. Where am I? What is this? Why am I vomiting fluid? I could only ask these to myself as I lost consciousness. 
 
 I came back again, only to realize I'd been strapped to a bed. A man sat nearby in anticipation, his lab coat bristling quietly as he sat. 
 
 `` Hello there, do n't be alarmed. I'm here to let you know that you're back from the dead. Do n't panic.'' 
 
 I panicked alright. Who would n't? I asked him where my family was. He just shook his head, and explained, they had no way of tracing them until arrival. 
 
 `` Why'd you bring me back man?'' I asked eventually. 
 
 `` It's what we do.'' He sighed, `` Bio-organic resuscitation. We bring you back from death to live your life here.'' 
 
 `` Okay, that does n't make much sense, but okay.'' I nodded, `` I got one question though?'' 
 
 `` Go ahead.'' The doctor nodded. 
 
 `` Why the fuck am I strapped to the bed?'' I asked haphazardly from my position. The doctor could only chuckle to himself and he watched me wriggle my feet in an attempt to escape. 
 
 `` You've always had a sense of humor, you know.'' He stood up, `` The memories we scanned from your brain are impeccably comical. 2016 was such a bizarre time compared to my own. I gave the missus a good laugh with that one... I digress. The simple fact of the matter is, you may be violent. You could be suicidal. Or maybe you came back wrong. That's why we're scanning you to find out.'' 
 
 `` Came back wrong?'' I interrupted, `` You brought me back from the dead, and you're tellin' me you're only worried about me coming back wrong now??'' 
 
 `` You say that like it's a bad thing.'' He said while shaking his head randomly. 
 
 `` It's not like I planned on getting resurrected. I ai n't Jesus.'' I countered. 
 
 `` No you're not.'' The doctor paused, `` Besides, we brought him back two years ago. Good guy, always turns water to wine for a joke... Ah, but where are my manners, I never introduced myself.'' I could only muster more confusion as he took off the hat he'd worn the entire time I seen him. 
 
 `` Doctor Henry Heimlich. And you must be?''
