[ WP ] A society in which any crime is punishable by death

`` She stepped on a daisy! **OFF WITH HER HEAD! **'' 
 
 `` What?!? NO!!!'' 
 
 `` HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND LIE ON THE GROUND, LADY!'' 
 
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 `` He farted in the presence of a police officer! **GIVE HIM THE CHAIR! **'' 
 
 `` B-but it was an accident...'' 
 
 `` Resisting arrest! **TWO chairs! **'' 
 
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 `` Her coupons are invalid! **GIVE HER TO THE LIONS! **'' 
 
 *''... oh well... I'm old and would have died in a year anyway...'' * 
 
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 `` Your parking meter's time's up! **POISONOUS INJECTION! **'' 
 
 `` What the hell?? I was just a few seconds late!'' 
 
 `` **POISONOUS INJECTION! ** Now lie on the ground and spread your legs!'' 
 
 `` Fuck you buddy! I'm not going anywhere!'' 
 
 `` Insulting an officer! **HANGING! **'' 
 
 `` Oh yeah? Then your grandma sucks a big fat cock!'' 
 
 `` Why you little...!'' **POW! ** 
 
 `` **Oww! **............... *Aha! * You hit me! Police Brutality! **Now you die too, motherfucker! **'' 
 
 `` W-what?? N-no... I did n't mean t-too... Frank, do something!'' 
 
 `` Sorry, Bob. Now I have to arrest you too -- **OWW! ** WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?'' 
 
 `` Cursing in front of an officer. Now you die too, Frank.'' 
 
 ``... but who will arrest us? We're the last two cops in this crazy town...'' 
 
 *Shrug. * `` Hell if I know.''
