[ WP ] You were cursed many years ago to only speak in riddles . Today , you are a contestant on a game show .

You sat awash in the jarring light, which polluted the view of the crowd of people that sat in front of you. You shifted uncomfortably in your plastic seat, feeling the sweat from your leg press up against you. The whirr of the cameras grounded you back into your thoughts. 
 
 `` And 3..2..1,'' said one of the cameraman, counting off his fingers, `` And we're on!'' 
 
 `` Hello there!'' smiled a man, sitting across from you, `` Today we have Mr. Ravi Trufflebutter joining us to play Trivia Trivia Trivia! Let's just say that Mr. Ravi had a very interesting application. Let's see how far your wit will take you tonight! Best of luck!'' 
 
 The audience applauded thunderously. *How voyeuristic*, you think to yourself, *They're watching me being watched... * 
 
 `` Okay first question!'' said the host, holding up a card, `` Who was the 4th president of the United States?'' 
 
 The question appears on an enormous screen behind him in large black letters. 
 
 *James Madison*, you think to yourself immediately, *Okay but how can convey that? * 
 
 `` I am talking of an 18th century man. One who never used the can. He was someone of high stature and intellect. Or should I say *short* stature to be correct? Anyway in conclusion, he was the father of the constitution. And no stranger to the hormone androgen, I would have to answer, who is James Madison?'' 
 
 `` Is that your final answer?'' 
 
 You nod solidly. 
 
 `` That is correct!'' the host grins widely, `` Okay next question. If one were looking to share some `` Tapas'' what country would you recommend?'' 
 
 *That's easy, Spain! *, you think to yourself as smile hugely. 
 
 `` Land of old an ancient. With red carnations ever fragrant. With a blood soaked past of greed and gold. Where conquistadors, treasure seekers, all sailed from, bold. No I'm not talking about the cobacabanna, but what is good, old España?'' 
 
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 Omg i have to stop... LOL. I really do n't where I'm going with this prompt! It was literally just going to be more of these terrible, terrible riddles....I'm so sorry. 
 

