[ WP ] Make me terrified of an inanimate object

The Soviet Union collapsed in 1991 leaving its forgotten stockpiles of nuclear weapons unprotected. One highly secret weapon, not given a name, disappeared. 
 
 In a long forgotten underground bunker in the mainland USA, today, it waits. A low rust pitted metal roof long overgrown with vegetation covers the WWII era hangar completely hiding it and its top secret contents from the world's eyes. Deep within the broken down experimental hulk, the secondary safety lock joins the first in failure. The third and final release, a rusted piece of metal keeping a still working ignition system at bay, is the only thing standing in the way of the device's dormant voice. 
 
 The world held its breath when the Soviet Union detonated a 50 megaton explosive in the 1960s. Someday soon it will face an extinction level event when the Tsar Bomba's big brother finally speaks. 

