[ WP ] You are a cat and your home is being burglarized . Do everything you must to foil their plans and alert your owner .

Footsteps? In the middle of the night? It was suspicious indeed, I decide to check it out. I quietly creep down the stairs, and with my cat night- vision eyes, I peer into the living room. 
 My suspicions confirmed, it apparently *was* a burglar. Wearing complete black, he seemed to blend in with the room. The thief seemed to be trying to steal my owner's pride and glory, his most prized possession, the 4K Samsung TV. 
 I know what I must do. I *must* alert my master before it's too late. It is my duty as his guardian. 
 I quickly pounce back upstairs and run into the master bedroom. I hop onto the bed and start meowing as loud as I could. This will surely wake up master. I will save the night! 
 `` Go away you stupid cat'' 
 I hop back down and go back into my Amazon cardboard bed that came with the TV. 
 Oh well, I tried my best. 

