[ EU ] James Bond , Jason Bourne , and Ethan Hunt are working together on a secret mission and everything is going to plan . That is , until Sterling Archer shows up .

`` M, this is Double Oh Seven. I am within range of the target. Do I have permission to engage and execute?'' 
 
 `` Mission is a go, Bond. Good luck'' 
 
 `` Thank you ma'am.'' Bond terminated the signal and pocketed the radio. He checked the side street he was one once more for loitering eavesdroppers. Upon finding none, he touched his finger to his ear. `` Mission, this is Bond. Call in for mission go.'' 
 
 `` Bond, this is Bourne. Awaiting mission go.'' Said Bourne from a nearby rooftop. Sniper rifle in hand. 
 
 `` Bond, this is Hawk. Ready for go'' Said Hawk. Sat at a Cafe table with the target just around the corner. He ordered another coffee. If all goes well, he should n't need to move. 
 
 `` Bond, this is Archer. Have you thought about my mission name request yet?'' Said Archer. Leaning against the hood of the get away car. 
 
 `` Archer! Not now. Are you ready for mission go?'' Bond said back, a little annoyed but keeping his cool. 
 
 `` I'm just saying, Operation Dropdown is n't very, you know, bad ass. How about Operation Kenny Loggins's beard? Or Operation Cyril Figgis is a bitch?'' Said Archer. 
 `` Hey, that's not nice'' said Cyril from inside the get away car. 
 
 `` Bloody hell. Please tell me you brought another agent along, did you Archer?'' Said Bond. Rubbing his eyes and sighing. 
 
 `` Haha, what? I would n't exactly call him an agent. More like a mascot'' Archer laughed. 
 `` Something to drink, sir?'' 
 `` Yes please, Woodhouse. Double Scotch on the rocks. Take one to Bond as well, he sounds like he needs one'' 
 
 `` Archer. You brought your butler too? This is the last time MI5 work with ISIS. Are you mission ready?'' 
 
 `` Do n't worry about the mission. I got that sorted ages ago. I burst in shot up his guards, kicked down his door and captured him with only minor injuries. You know, best agent in the world kind of stuff'' 
 
 `` YOU DID WHAT?'' Ethan, Bourne and Bond shouted in unison. `` That's very dangerous and unprofessional'' added Bond. 
 
 `` Hahaha, That's why they call it the...'' Archer started. 
 
 `` Do n't say it'' asked Bourne. 
 
 `` You ruined it. I'll start over. That's why they call it the...'' 
 
 `` Please no.'' Said Ethan. 
 
 `` Haha, shut up. That's why they call it the DANGER ZONE!'' Archer said, laughing and playing the music from the car radio. `` Haha, I'm awesome'' 
 
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