[ WP ] You are an Associate of Time ( A.O.T ) and it is your job to make sure that the meetings of certain historical figures go ahead as planned . Only something is wrong with your most recent clients .

`` Where IS he?'' I thought to myself as I banged on the front door for the 5th time in the last couple minutes. I had been talking to him at the Green Dragon earlier, *trying* to keep him sober. He had a job to do tonight. 
 
 Finally, a voice slurred from inside 
 
 `` Goooo Away ya prick, can'tyasee I'mtrying to sleep?!?!'' 
 
 `` Paul, this is important, remember?'' I yelled as I kicked the door in. I made my way to his bedroom. Paul was laying face down on his bed, sprawled out like some sort of naked scarecrow. 
 
 Paul, upon realizing I was in his bedroom, rolled over, sat up, and promptly threw up all over himself. `` GETTHEFUCKOUT!!'' he screamed. 
 
 `` Paul, remember what I told you?'' 
 
 `` Yah, ye from the futureorsoemthign, andI got ta do this important thing. WELL PISS OFF! I'MDRUNK SO DRUNK AND I'M GOING TO BED AND I'M NOT DOING IT!!'' 
 
 At this point, I'd had enough. I grabbed this jerk up out of bed, got him dressed, put on his fancy hat, tied him to his horse, and sent him on his way. Fortunately it all worked out. 
 
 So, thanks for reading, and I'm glad you were able to hear about the midnight ride of THAT ASSHOLE, Paul Revere. 
 

