[ WP ] In the future , marriage is treated similar to a car license : you need to apply for a renewal every 5 years and get approval to stay with your spouse .

-Honey did you remember to buy the oranges for Sam's soccer practice on sunday? 
 -I'm sorry dear, I must have forgot it because the bag was full... 
 -..Fine. How about the spatula, olive oil and sea salt? 
 -Yes I bought the spatula and sea salt. No worries. 
 -And what about the olive oil? I need it for tonights dressing. 
 -It's not in the bag? 
 -No. 
 -Hmm... well the cashier must have misplaced it then! 
 -I see. And how come the bag was so full when I only asked you to buy four items? 
 -Did I really say that it was full? 
 -Yes you did. 
 -I'm sorry dear, must have been a mistake. 
 -George. We need to talk. You do know what's coming up in two months time right? 
 -Ehm... Yeah sure! It's Sam's birthday right? 
 -GET OUT! 
 -Why what did I do? 
 -'' sobs'' It's our anniversary for christ's sake! 
... I'm sorry dear. 
 -GET OUT! And today I woke up thinking I would be glad to renew our marriage again. 
 -Lisa please do n't... 
 -George I need some time off to think. Please leave me alone. 
 -Lisa, please do n't do this to me. Think about Sam! 
 -DO N'T YOU TALK ABOUT SAM! YOU DO N'T EVEN KNOW WHEN HIS BIRTHDAY IS! YOU ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELVE! 
 -'' runs up to her room'' 
 I'll go pack and how dare you follow me now.
