[ WP ] Explain a piece of modern technology to a person from around 100-500 CE .

`` And over here we have a-... hey, hey! Do n't touch that!'' I slapped Jesus' hand away from the torch. `` Listen man you ca n't just treat me like a piece of meat. You know of my father was here he-...'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ! Are you really pulling the'if my dad was here right now' card? Get over it Jesus! I'm trying to show you how people get high nowadays.'' I picked up a butane torch and carried it over to my oil rig that I had set up. Jesus looked at me with inquisitive, yet worried eyes, `` drugs are bad you know. I mean I would n't do them.'' I scraped a knarly looking dab out of my container and balled it up. I looked at the dab with Jesus in the background, practically a picture perfect moment. `` Jesus you are about to get so effing baked.'' 
 
 `` Thank you my child, but I really mus n't. I am notorious for fighting temptation and what not.'' He forced an awkward chuckle as his lips procured a dimpled smile. `` If you do n't like Mary Jane then why did you make it,'' I asked Jesus. `` I ignited my torch and began to heat up the head of my rig, I could smell the vestiges of former smoke sessions. Maybe I should've just smoked with So-crates again. I glanced at Jesus again,'no this will be great' I thought. The head was glowing red now so I turned off my torch and grabbed my dab. `` Okay Jesus, so what you do is take this metal piece with the oil on it and while this metal head on the bong is still hot you just-'' I pressed my oil onto the head piece and watched it vaporize into my lungs. *a lot of coughing* `` With barely a breath I turned and told Jesus, `` alright now your turn.'' 
 
 
 Jesus looked a little scared. `` I can feel you getting more euphoric every second. I.. I.. I think I hear my father calling.'' Jesus back up next to the railing on my back porch and rose into the clouds with arms spread out. An angel played a harp and sang as Jesus made his ascent to the heavens. `` Pussy!!'' I shouted to the sky. `` I knew I should've just picked So-crates again.''
