[ WP ] Abandoned because of human nature .

`` Have you seen the revision yet?'' 
 
 `` Revision?'' Arthur looked up from his holotab, the program automatically collapsing his program back to two-dimensions in order to save power. 
 
 `` Of the great galactic guild guidebook. They put out the first new volume since they re-branded their entire company in order to stop lawyers from contacting them so easily.'' Arthur's friend flopped down on the couch and threw his own holotab at Arthur, who failed to catch, or even flinch at the action, and thus took the device straight to the chin with the accompaniment of a distressed yelp. 
 
 `` Why'd you do that?'' Arthur's friend said after enjoying the impact and the reaction to said impact. 
 
 `` Because you bloody threw it at me!'' Arthur picked himself, and the chair he had been sitting on, back up from the floor and glared with whimpering intensity at the uncaring assailant, `` So why am I supposed to care about this...'' 
 
 `` Great galactic guild guidebook.'' The reply came with expected amount of smugness. 
 
 `` Why do n't they call it G4?'' 
 
 `` Because then they'd get even more lawyers after them!'' Three arms were thrown up into the air in mock exasperation, `` Grawling greep, it's a wonder that brain of your can even move that jaw with the lack of processing power it is forced to lumber about with!'' 
 
 `` Whau?'' 
 
 `` Ah, I no longer wonder.'' 
 
 `` I'm so confused. 
 
 `` You say that a lot.'' 
 
 `` It happens to me a lot.'' 
 
 `` Just read the damn thing.'' 
 
 `` What button do I -'' 
 
 `` Oh, give it here you ridiculously fur-free primate. I think I would like you better if you had fur. Hitting you would be more satisfying that way, and probably less disgusting. Here, this. Your planet... well, the second one, you know. The ones the-'' 
 
 `` I GET IT!'' Arthur pulled the device over to where he could read it. He quickly digested the contents, and then slowly digested his feelings about it, ending the moment with a sigh that was both heartfelt and displaying that everything he had seen was both expected and an extreme disappointment. Which, indeed, was a particularly unique emotion that Arthur had become well acquainted with over the course of his life. 
 
 `` Earth: Abandoned because of human nature.'' 
 
 `` And rightly so.'' Two arms punched Arthur in the arm with far more force than was ever necessary, `` You should be happy. It's three more words than'Mostly Harmless.'' 
 
 `` It must be Thursday.''
