[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

`` I have a proposition for you.'' 
 The massive dragon eyed the tiny gold piece, the glow of a millennium of accumulated treasure reflecting off his metallic green scales. It was small, but any addition to the dragon's collection was a welcome one. `` Hmm, no champion has dared enter my lair for centuries. I shall humor you, although I will likely kill you anyway. What is your proposition?'' 
 The man, small and squat with a receding hairline, gazed up at the dragon with determination. `` I am very good at what I do, and you are very rich. It's a good combination, you see. I can help you get richer.'' 
 `` Go on.'' 
 `` Outside this cave, there are opportunities left and right. Business opportunities, tax loopholes to exploit. All you need is the capital to take advantage of them... a little bit of gold to get you started. I can take each of your coins and turn it into two, three, four coins, and you'll never have to lift a claw... for a small fee, that is.'' 
 The dragon stared down at the unassuming man with curiosity. His pocket protector and pen fit perfectly with his faded button down shirt and stained tie. `` What is your name, young hero?'' 
 `` I'm Ted. Ted from accounting.''
