[ WP ] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel . and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible

The theory was proposed by Dr. Onestone of M.I.T, a way for man to finally cross the milky-way within the blink of an eye. Many years went into constructing a feasible way for the theory to be tested, funding was cut short after numerous failures, but interest peaked after a few years of hiatus every time. 
 
 Rockets were developed, taken into space, and brought back down to earth hundreds of times, gathering vital data in the process. Measuring techniques were tried, improved, and brought further in efficiency with every experiment. Many papers were published, budding scientists earned the recognition of their peers for contributions to the project. 
 
 It had, after starting in a small lab in Massachusetts, grown to be an epic of international fame. Project'Total Lipid' united both scientists and civilians under it's promise of interstellar travel. Finally, in the year 2015, the last launch was to be commenced. 
 
 As the rocket released it's payload into orbit, and the booster and capsule dropped back down to earth, the ISS came into view of the capsule's wide-angle camera. With blinding velocity, it hit and sped through the 15,000 liters of milk and thereby crossed the milky way in less than a second. 
 
 On earth, a million drumsets played the familiar ba-dum tish, and humanity collectively sighed at the realization they had spent untold billions for a pun. President Obama was quoted on saying: `` Ehhh guys, ehhh seriously?'' 

