[ WP ] You get blackout drunk before being woken up by a friend telling you that you ’ re the top video on reddit .

So basically this is what happened. Last night when we left the bar we were walking through the park and we are approached by a gentleman with a coat and hat asking us for directions to the bar but you misunderstood him and thought he said car. You told the gentleman you do n't have a fucking car and to go get a taxi about this time the gentleman takes off his hat and coat so i start recording. You got offended by him taking those items off and felt like he was trying to fight you so you pushed him, as the light hits his face you realized you fucked up because you just pushed.... chuck god damn norris.... Chuck digs his boots into the soil to get a solid stance and in one move delivers the most perfect fuckin round house kick i've ever seen knocking you out, then as you lay flat on the ground sobbing.. he sings the theme song to walker texas ranger
