[ WP ] Transcribing the Bible , there was a transcription error . Revelations should fortell of the Alpaca-lypse .

`` Get down!'' 
 
 A missile soared over head, scorching a field that used to belong to a farmer. Jacob stumbled through the dust and grit floating in the air, adjusting his oversized hat. The earth was lined with trenches, scars in the earth that signified the great war. Setting up the stand on his Dragunov, Jacob sent a series of shots into the whirling mass of storm clouds and thunder. Max, his only partner was crouching at the bottom of the trench, crying softly. 
 
 “ Get up, soldier! We have to fight ” yelled Jacob, over the screams of the other soldiers and the thudding of explosions. 
 
 “ This is the end. This is the end. This is the... ” 
 
 Max had been driven insane. There was no hope for him. Jacob eased him down onto the ragged sleeping bag, attempting to save his best friend from the disease that was invading his mind. 
 
 “ GOAHhhhhh ” 
 
 Jacob turned in shock. Revelations had been correct in predicting the Alpaca-lypse. In front of him, emerging from the dark grey fog were a dozen giant alpacas, galloping towards him with the speed of a Honda Odyssey. Jacob whipped out his AK-47 and fired at the leading one, targeting the head and neck. The giant groaned, but the bullets seemed to only anger it. A supersonic missile flew over head, embedding itself into the leading alpaca ’ s head before exploding, casting bits of the alpaca ’ s brain all over the battlefield. Unfortunately, that missile would be the last one that humanity ever fired. 
 
 “ HURK-Ptewwww ” 
 
 The massive alpacas simultaneously lobbed gallons of split and phlem over to the US military base. All in the base perished. 
 
 Jacob and Max were the last ones left. The only humans left to fight against the monstrous alpacas that threatened to destroy humanity. Jacob reached down into the box of grenades and lobbed a few in the direction of the massive beasts. He was able to injure one before he ran out of explosives. 10 alpacas remained. The biggest one, dubbed “ Big Momma ” by the military cadets, turned its blood-red eye towards Jacob. As the massive hoof fell from the sky, crushing the trench, Jacob pulled the pin on the final grenade, committing suicide in order to prevent him and Max from undergoing a gruesome death. 
 
 Far above in the heavens, God watched and waited.
