[ WP ] every nation in the world has a single superhuman guardian to protect it . They pass on their abilities when they die . You just inherited the title of your countries guardian .

You would have thought waking up to an inheritance of incredible power would have been more dramatic. 
 It was n't until after I had made my way through half a bowl of cereal that my sleep addled thoughts remembered the dream. Normally any nightly adventures are put down to an overactive imagination. This time things were different. It was n't because of any deep and sudden clarity that came in combination with the sudden realisation of a heroes calling. In reality it was the sad fact that after twenty years my sleeping heroics had developed a certain predictability so strong that last night's visions were clearly labelled as'new'. 
 So while I still harboured a large amount of trepidation I still raised my hand towards the 
 Wall and reached for the power. It should be noted that if there were other people present I may never have had the courage to try this out and therefore Britain would have been without a guardian out of sheer timidity. 
 After I woke up I have to admit to feeling quite a considerable amount of shame. Enough to almost drown out the pain of a broken nose. I do n't think the fact that Britain's 2017 Guardian's first use of his power was to teleport straight into his own kitchen wall will ever be remembered as anything but a national embarrassment. They do n't even know that the second use was a trip to the minor injuries clinic. Without remembering to put my trousers on. 
 It should come as little surprise then that my role within the British Government usually involves keeping the PM topped up with tea in record time. Teleporting to the kitchen really makes the while process much more efficient.
