[ WP ] You wake up one morning hungover , but happily remember you have half a pizza waiting in the fridge . To your horror you discover that the pizza is missing . In its place a note : `` If you want to see your pizza again ... . '' followed by a list of demands ...

There's a Crowbar in my fridge. 
 
 A mother. Fucking. Crowbar. 
 
 Jesus Christ, how fucked up DID I get last night? 
 
 I pull it out and see there's a note attached to it. 
 
 `` Hello, Draymond.'' It says. `` Your Pizza is safe.....for now. But in order to find it, you will have to go through a series of terrifying, depraved obstacles, each more sick and dehumanizing than the last! First, you must take this Crowbar, go to the nearest manhole, and.......'' and, then I stopped reading. 
 
 `` FUCK THAT!'' I yelled. `` I'm just going to Dunkin' Fucking Donuts, Bitch! Fuck your trials and games and shit, I'm too hungover for THAT shit!'' I screamed as I went to grab my car keys.
