[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

The fuzz-snake was wriggling in my hand, 
 
 a small metal nub at the end. 
 
 It went into my computer, writhing gently, 
 
 and opened up the option. 
 
 To update or not to update? 
 
 That is the question. 
 
 256.3 versions 
 
 256.3 versions past. 
 
 Do I want it? 
 
 Do I need it. 
 
 Does it need it? 
 
 I looked. 
 
 My calico stood motionless, frozen in time. 
 
 I clicked it anyway. 
 
 Popped the tail back where I found it. 
 
 My calico shook. 
 
 A violent shudder. 
 
 A renewed energy through its flexible body. 
 
 It looked up from its tremor. 
 
 Looked deep into my eyes. 
 
 Looked deep into my soul. 
 
 Went over to the neglected cat scratching pole. 
 
 And scratched its claws against it. 
 
 Not on my couch. 
 
 Not on my sheets. 
 
 On the pole. 
 
 I was elated. 
 
 The time has finally come.
