[ WP ] Two rays of light are having a chat on their way to Earth

`` Hey Tony'' 
 
 `` Yeah Billy?'' 
 
 `` You know what's weird about us being portrayed as single entities?'' 
 
 `` No, what?'' 
 
 `` Photons are n't countable.'' 
 
 At this moment Billy and Tony's consciousness painfully oscillated between being the same photon and being separate photons. At last they finally realized the meaning of the paradox of neither existing nor not existing, and realized immediately that similar quandries involving the ontological existence of value itself made life a veil of tears. 
 
 Because of the effects of time dilation in special relativity, they lived in this torture for a relative eternity, and the screaming never stopped in their subjective experience. In our frame of reference, they entered the atmosphere on June 23rd, 2013 and illuminated a piece of dog shit. 
 
 ~The End~
