[ WP ] You work at a call center giving customer service to the magic community .

`` Have you try turning the spell on and off? `` Glenda bored voice said from atop a smoldering cauldron. 
 
 `` Yes, but my'' the voice at the end of another cauldron dropped to a whisper and continued in a stammer'' my... penis is still growing at a rate of one wand per hour.Ca n't you send a... uhm a specialist... the disillusionment squad or... or you know someone to take care of this.I mean, Merlin's robe I'm still at my job.People are going to notice.'' 
 
 Glenda continued without a sympathy in her voice, like an enchanted she repeated woodenly the mild emergency guidelines. 
 
 `` I'm sorry sir but the disillusionment squad only deals in the event of the taboo being used against another person.Have you tried using the spell `` Redectum''?'' 
 
 `` The what?'' 
 
 Glenda sighed briefly.On the other end of the cauldron, Glenda's sigh came out gurgling. Redectum was the simplest spell they had teach in wizardry classes.It was specifically created for the event of an accidental enlargement by the wizard's committee. 
 
 She continued on, a little irritated. `` Redectum is a spell used for an accidental enlargement- 
 
 `` Well, it was n't accidental, idiotic perhaps but not accidental. `` The man stammered on interrupting Glenda's speech. 
 
 `` - for an accidental enlargement, simply use the spell Redectum to null a basic spell effect like a basic case of enlargement.Try it now please sir.'' 
 
 `` Uhm... can you repeat the spell again... please? It's beginning to hurt here.'' 
 
 More gurgling and she repeats the spell again. `` Redectum sir.Re... dec... tum.Did you get that sir?'' 
 
 From Glenda's cauldron came the sound of a spell.Accept the man was trying to say Ridictum, instead of Redectum.This went on for five minutes, the man pronouncing every syllable differently each time except for the correct one. 
 
 Glenda in the mean time thought, Thank the moon that no other spell sounded similar or I would be stuck here listening to man yap until the closing time.She swirled through another set of cauldron searching for something interesting to watch, browsing Wizzit to find another cutesy picture of an owl. 
 
 She was in the middle of watching a funny swirl of a man pranking his friend by pretending to be a Ry'' on to scared his friend when the man had managed to find the correct pronunciation.A long bubbling streamed through the cauldron signalling the man's relief. 
 
 `` Thank you, thank you, I mean I would been humiliated -'' Glenda cut through before the man went on with a tirade of nonsense. 
 
 `` Thank you for using the call center.Please leave a commendation by sending your owl with a note that states the name of your helper and your level of satisfaction.Have a pleasant day.'' 
 
 `` But, I still have something stuck up my-'' Glenda stopped the call abruptly.Well, they only specified to help a calling customer and technically I did. 
 
 She looked at the time circle and saw that the moon had risen.Time to go home.Before she could, the cauldron changes it colored from a green to a red colored liquid signalling a call. 
 
 `` Ughhhh''.Glenda groaned.She planned to answered `` Please call tomorrow at the two plus sunrise, have a good day. `` and immediately ending the call but the voice at the end sounded panicked. 
 
 `` PPPP... PPlllease help me.There's a magician outside my house.'' 
 
 A magician, sounds like the job for a disillusionment squad. 
 
 `` Please hold while I direct you the emergency swirl.'' 
 
 Music from The Beetles begin to sound from the cauldron and Glenda, checking the time again picked up her wizards hat and whistled out of the room.
