[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

`` Dude, it's like he's possessed or something!'' Jeremy shouted over the roar of applause between songs. 
 
 The `` Satan's Armada'' concert was sold out for the very first time. This was the opening night of their very first world tour. By all reports, William Gladstone, the lead singer, was putting on the performance of a lifetime. His eyes seemed impossibility wide and unblinking. He stood motionless at times, then would unleash an alien and deafening rasp into the microphone, much to the delight of the audience. His body would tremor and falter; `` the last true showman of death metal'' the media would later write. 
 
 As the show drew to an end and the pyrotechnics tinted the audience with hues of blue and orange, William stood in the middle of the stage. At each crack he would lunge and wail at the source. The crowd went a little wilder with each outburst from the singer. 
 
 `` Duuuude!!! BEST CONCERT EVER!!'' Jeremy shouted again to his friend as the last chorus of the night began to fade. 
 
 As the curtains closed, William's eyes shut and he fell to the floor. A fitting end to the show. 
 
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 `` No sir, I was not aware he was a death metal singer.'' The demon explained. `` I mean in the name of the Antichrist, his name is'William Gladstone'! Does that sound like the name of a guy who would front such an outfit?'' 
 
 `` Steve, your skills are sharp, there's no denying it.'' The Boss replied. `` The reporters all said they'd have believed him to be well and truly possessed, had they not known any better.'' 
 
 `` Thank you, sir!'' Steve eagerly acknowledged the praise from his superior. 
 
 `` Yes, but your research really needs to sharpen up. This ca n't happen again. First it was the entire audience at a Benny Hinn taping, now this.'' 
 
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 The fog slowly retreated from William's brain as he awoke inside the tour bus. Outside a crowd gently buzzed, lined up for miles just to sneak a glimpse and hopefully get an autograph. Mobile units from every major network dotted the parking lot. 
 
 `` William,'' the voice of his drummer came from just behind him `` I do n't know what the hell you were on last night but that was EPIC! We are on every station. You are famous my man! WE are famous!''
