[ WP ] Tell me a story , any story , but you may only say what DID N'T happen . Good luck .

Dude... your house technically did n't burn down. Look at the bright side. That midget did n't lose complete use of his digestive system. The two goats did n't have to be put down. The ink from that one tattoo did n't end being fake though. Grandma did n't have to be checked into rehab, she did n't eat every hit. Meridith did n't call and those stains did n't come out of her stuffed animals. Getting the tube removed did n't make Mr. Whiskers feel any better. That nun did n't know cats do n't like being gerbiled. Papaw did n't hangout... he did n't take the dress or the strap on off either.I did n't know a 9 year old could eat that much space cake. I did n't ask you if I could invite some people over. You did n't say I could n't either..
