[ WP ] You are incredibly good at social situations ... thanks to the ever-changing background music that only you seem to be able to hear .

I sat at the coffee shop with my fiancé Brooke. We had been engaged for about 6 months and were aggressively planning our wedding. Sure, it was stressful, but worth every second. The smooth jazz constantly empowering my internal presence assured me that every small argument we had over this matter was completely harmless. 
 
 All seemed well until Brooke's ex walked into the coffee shop ( He had a brown vest on for some reason. Looked kind-of retro ) 
 
 As the music remained the same, I assumed he was not going to come talk with us, or even see us with that matter. The ambience knows everything after all. 
 
 Just then… out of nowhere…. the smooth jazz turned to the…. the Imperial March ( I had never seen Star Wars. But I knew it from that Volkswagen commercial. Funny stuff ) 
 
 Something was coming. It had to be Jerry. Stupid Jerry. He was going to come try to fight me and get Brooke back. I had to be ready. As the music slowly built up, Jerry noticed us. 
 
 He was coming our way. 
 
 Even thought I was proud of myself for finally having my powers adjust to music used in the media, I had to act. I saw something shiny in his pocket too. This was all happening so fast. 
 
 As he got closer, he reached into this pocket for the shiny object. 
 
 “ Hey Brooke and- “ 
 
 Before he could say any more, I decked him in the face. He wasn ’ t completely knocked out, but he was close. It was a good punch. I was proud of myself. It had to be done. 
 
 A gasp came from the fellow coffee shop goers and the Imperial March stopped, and the smooth jazz came back on. 
 
 “ Dave, what the hell? ” 
 
 The shiny object then came out of his pocket…. and it was one of those mints you get at coffee shop counters. 
 
 “ Brooke… the music… it was…. ” 
 
 The manager then walked up to me. 
 
 “ I can ’ t believe you started on a fight on Mos Eisley Cantina Night! You ’ re out of here! ” 
 
 That is when I noticed the band. Shit. 

