[ WP ] : Santa accidentally triggers a nuclear war .

`` Dashing through the snow..'' Santa sung. 
 
 `` I am not singing that song.'' Wung Shi retorted. 
 
 `` Dashing through the snow!'' Santa badgered, staring at his accomplice in anticipation of his continuation of the song. `` Look, Wung Shi. If am going to help the Chinese goverment, you better work with me.'' 
 
 Wung looked away in reluctance and exasperation, cursing at his tight and uncomfortable elf suit. 
 
 `` In a one horse..open..sleigh.'' He dragged the verse in a reluctant cadence. 
 
 `` I did n't hear you.'' Santa leant in his ear, while tying the rope around the neck of the chimney. 
 
 `` In a one horse open... no, fuck you santa. I am not going to participate in this western nonsense!'' Wung snapped, but quickly lowered his voice as they ducked the roaming spotlight from the guards that patrolled the area. 
 
 `` I said I will not participate in western nonsense.'' Wung whispered, as Santa hooked the rope around his waist. 
 
 `` Listen to me, Wu. `` Santa paused, staring down for a moment. `` Am only helping you break in to the White house, not out of personal choice, but for some reason unknown to me, your head of state managed to be good for an entire year and i had no option but to fulfill his christmas wishes.'' 
 
 Wung cursed under his breath. 
 
 `` Now am going to go in first, and if the coast is clear, i will alert you to jump in.'' Santa climbed into the dark void, as Wung anchored onto the rope fof support. 
 
 Santa popped his head back up. 
 
 `` By the way, Wu.'' 
 
 `` Yes?'' 
 
 `` You have been a bad boy this year.''
