[ WP ] The US government sends Bob Ross back in time to help Hitler get accepted into Art School .

*'' I think I'll put the maschinengewehr emplacement right.... here. That'll be our little secret. `` * 
 
 The Führer and his generals were huddled together in a bunker discussing their battle plans. Normally the battle plans would be laid out over a map or a terrain model, but the Führer insisted that the operation be painted over a canvas. He was always creating opportunities to show off the techniques he learned from the Academy of Fine Arts Vienna. 
 
 *'' Remember our Golden Rule: A thin paint sticks to a thick paint. You must shell the position with artillery before the sturmmann can advance. `` * 
 
 While the Führer was definitely unconventional, with his constant references to painting and styling his hair in a cloud like perm, his military wisdom was revered by all. He had a magical vision for positioning units and utilizing battlefield terrain to win battles. 
 
 *'' We must also put a rifle platoon next to our artillery. Got ta give him a friend. Like I always say'everyone needs a friend.''' * 
 
 There were many rumors on where the Führer learned battlefield tactics. Some say that he saved an old officer's life in the Great War, who then taught him all that he knew. Others say that the Führer was merely a puppet, and that his plans are drawn up by secret advisers. 
 
 *'' In our world there lives a happy little tree over there. You know me, I got ta put in a big tree. And we'll give him some friends right... there. Perfect. The enemy wo n't expect our panzers there. Haha, and we'll just beat the devil outta them. `` * 
 
 But there existed another rumor, although it was a very strange one. Some claimed that the Führer was very deep in depression from being rejected from the art institute. One day, however, he was approached by a mentor who taught him a new painting technique. They say that this mentor was responsible for invigorating the Führer, who went on to not only graduate the art institute, but to gain control of the nation. 
 
 *'' In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. We can use this power as well. We can move our enemies back, and we can bend them to our will. `` * 
 
 Rumors aside, the Generals were only happy to have a competent, well adjusted leader. The Führer seemed as if he was at total peace with himself, and with the world. 
 
 *'' It's my world,'' * The Führer said with a smile. 
 
 *'' Just let it happen. `` *
