[ WP ] You start having the same dream . Something/someone in the dream becomes sentient and does n't want you to wake up .

`` Fuck why am I running really fast? 
 
 The grass is too green. Am I rolling the the world or running on the world? Here comes the horizon. No, wait, I know what's happening there's a hole coming up.....'' 
 
 Jake awakes moments, years, centuries later — time feels more like memory than duration. Whatever, it's dark. 
 
 `` Why is that always so scary? I have that dream once a week and I never see that goddamn hole coming.'' 
 
 Jake reaches for the bedside light but grasps empty air. 
 
 `` That fucking cat knocks all my shit over.'' 
 
 Jake gets up and walks towards his bedroom door. He reaches for the door handle and his hand plunges into dirt. He staggers back as the sun moves out from behind the clouds. He's at the bottom of the hole. 
 
 `` Did I not wake up? What else is there to do in this dream besides fall in a hole.'' He paces around the hole for moments, years, centuries — a nostalgic amount of time, then screams. 
 
 `` WAKE UP! WAKE UP! It's over! There's nothing here!'' His voice echoed throughout the land of where ever his closed eyes had left him in. The echo was unusual, it sounded fake but a dream in and of itself is fake and Jake didnt want to think about it too much, but the echo was mocking him — maybe — who knows. 
 
 `` Yes, I am mocking you'' said a voice from right behind the lip of the hole. 
 
 `` What? There's never anyone else here. Are you a girl? Can this turn into a sex dream?'' A small rock with impressive precision struck Jake right between the eyes. 
 
 `` What the fuck is this?'' Jake yelled up at it — I guess? 
 
 `` Do n't be a pervert, pervert'' said the thing. `` Besides, you're not packing enough heat to do any good here.'' 
 
 `` This dream sucks,'' Jake said punching the wall of the hole. 
 
 `` OW!'' the voice cried out. `` Be gentle, will ya?'' 
 
 Jake looked up bewildered but not surprised — everything is weird. 
 
 `` Be gentle with what? Dirt? Dirt does n't feel shit,'' said Jake punching the confines of his hole with the skill of a seasoned boxer for some reason.The voice bellowed and howled, the noise someone with a cavity would make while sucking in air just right. 
 
 `` Do n't be mad, but you're in my mouth,'' the ground said. `` I just wanted to taste you a little longer this time. I promise not to swallow.'' 
 
 Jake did n't feel as carefree as he did a memory ago. He was a jawbreaker and did n't like that one bit. 
 
 `` Okay, well, how much longer do I have to be a hotdog in your hallway? Is this shit like Narnia where I'll wake up before my alarm and it'll be all spooky and symbolic.'' 
 
 `` You've been in there a long time, you probably have to pee, right?'' the voice suggested suggestively. 
 
 `` Well, yeah, but dude this is your mouth. It does n't feel right.'' The waters or urine or whatever dream beings expel as liquid was building up in Jake now that he thought about it. 
 
 `` I give you my consent,'' the ground said and a little hole appeared at the bottom of the big hole. `` Just shoot it down there.'' 
 
 For some reason Jake casually unzipped and whipped it out and pissed down the little hole in the bigger hole and the bigger hole was giggling and the little hole was quivering. It was very sexual, and Jake did not like it. 
 
 `` Put your finger down the little hole,'' said the bigger hole. 
 
 `` Dude this is fucked up,'' said Jake as he started to get hard out of nowhere — fuck this is going to happen is n't it. 
 
 `` Yes,'' bellowed the voice. The voice shook the world and Jake fell on his penis but it held him up like a top, and it was kind of cool, but still weird.He sank into the ground like King Arthur returning excalibur. 
 
 `` I'm coming,'' gasped the voice. 
 
 `` Me too,'' gasped Jake. 
 
 They both exploded in loud noises. 
 
 Jake sat up with a jolt. The cat had knocked the lamp over. He pet the little kitty on the head and went and got a drink of water. 
 
 

