[ WP ] This time God wants to participate in April Fools

`` WHERE'S MY COCK?!'' 
 
 I ran around frantically, checking underneath the bed, cracks in the wall between the dresser, nightstand, secondary dresser. Being a suburban recluse I was accostumed to long sprawling fantasies. Which I would need to sleep between 10 to 11 hours to optimally enjoy. 
 
 My eyes were open though, there was no disputing this. I was awake. 
 
 I eventually found myself at the toilet, trying to figure out how to force urine through the smooth mound of skin between my legs. Where my penis used to be. 
 
 Anyway... when the clock struck noon, the whole world felt tingles. Some even pissed themselves immediately when their orifices reappeared. Soon afterwards, there were clouds. Clouds everywhere you looked. 
 
 And they spelt out `` April Fools''. With a few `` Ha'' s floating beneath, like little fat baby angels. Birds were chirping, the sun was shining, flowers bloomed. A beautiful April was unveiling itself with a few chuckles. 
 
 The whole world was humbled that day. Nobody really knew what happened, but we all had a good idea.
