[ WP ] Fallacies argue over which of them is the worst .

`` You're the stupidest kind of argument I've ever seen,'' said *Ad Hominem*. `` You stink, you smell like garbage, so everything you say is invalid. Also you're ugly and no one likes you. Therefore you're definitively invalid.'' 
 
 `` My dad likes me,'' said Appeal to Authority. `` And he also thinks *you're* a stupid and invalid kind of argument, therefore you are. After all, my dad is always right.'' 
 
 `` Wait a minute here,'' said Appeal to Popular Opinion. `` Everyone agrees that you are *both* the stupidest and most invalid arguments around. And I mean everyone. Thus, you are. It's as simple as that.'' 
 
 `` Hold on there,'' said False Dichotomy. `` Either you're all the stupidest and most invalid, or circles are square. But since circles are n't square, since that would be impossible by definition, then you're all the stupidest and most invalid arguments around.'' 
 
 That shut them all up. 
 
 
 

