[ WP ] A new family house has emerged in Westoros . House Bluth has come from nothing more than a humble fruit stand but after some shady deals in the property market has thrust their hat into the ring for the crown and the Iron Throne .

**Michael: ** `` Has anyone in this family ever even seen a direwolf?'' 
 
 **Lucille: ** `` Oh relax. Get me a goblet of wine.'' 
 
 **Michael: ** `` It's breakfast.'' 
 
 **Lucille: ** `` And a piece of toast.'' 
 
 **Michael: ** `` You seem more villainous than usual, mom. Are you sober?'' 
 
 **Lucille: ** `` I've just been so excited since that WHORE sold her shares back to us, giving us enough money and power to assume the throne.'' 
 
 
 **Michael: ** `` But mom, how will we make it past the solid ice wall that stretches for 300 miles along the northern border?'' 
 
 **Lucille: ** `` I do n't understand the question, and I wo n't respond.'' 
 
 **Buster: ** `` Heyyyy bastard brother.'' 
 
 **Michael: ** `` Buster -- what are you doing here? Do n't you have Night's Watch training?'' 
 
 **Buster: ** `` Night's Watch had half a day.'' 
 
 **Michael: ** `` Buster, what happened to your hand?'' 
 
 **Buster: ** `` Oh, this old thing? Lost it in a fight. But got it replaced with this valyrian steel prosthetic!'' 
 
 **Gob: ** `` Hey Michael, mom, Bust -- ahhh, what the hell is that thing?'' 
 
 **Buster: ** ``... I'M A GRUMPKIN!!!'' 
 
 **Lucille: ** `` Oh look what you've done. We're marching on Westeros in three hours, and I'm not leaving Buster home alone with all this A-R-B-O-R G-O-L-D around.'' 
 
 **Buster: ** `` I can spell, mom. You spelled Arbor Gold.'' 
 
 **Hodor: ** `` Hodor.'' 
 
 **Buster: ** `` Your name is Hodor! We all know you're Hodor! Hodor, Hodor, Hodor!''
