[ WP ] A world where the colonial powers were cultists of eldritch gods instead of Protestant Christians/Catholics .

*Wibble, wibble wibble* 
 `` Yes, yes, of course I know that!'' Spoke the cultist, to the jar of shimmering green jelly. 
 *Wibble wibble. Wibble WIBBLE! * 
 `` Okay! Get off my back, jeez.'' Spoke the cultist, now walking to the nearby village. This village had been accepting of the new colonists, but the cultist wanted to wait for the village population to increase ten percent, whereas the angry jar wanted to convert the village now. 
 
 `` Hello villagers! I bring gifts of exotic fruits, and the beliefs of my people!'' spoke the cultist to the small crowd. `` This jar is part of our beliefs. We believe that in times of trouble, a great power will be released to protect those who believe. We also believe that it contains great knowledge that it reveals to a select few.'' 
 `` Chief! Other colonists are attacking! They are attacking the friendly colonist camp. They say we must cover our arms and accept cheeses'' 
 `` NO! Our arms were meant to be free. I shall summon help'' Speaks the chief, gathering crystals and placing them in a circle. 
 `` Chief, do not worry, for the jar of jelly shall protect!'' 
 
 ***Wibble wibble WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE*** 
 The jelly overflows from the jar and coalesces into a large amorphos mass, shimmering with an iridescent light. At the same time, the crystals shatter and combine, forming a shambling mass, the same size as the jelly. 
 `` Go, envoy of nyarlothep, destroy those who wish to destroy your cultists.'' Speaks the cultist and the chief at the same time. 
 `` I guess we were more similar than we thought, chief'' 
 `` It is good to see fellow believers.'' 
 `` I never thought of using crystals before'' 
 `` Nor did I think of using slime'' 
 `` Lets remove those who wish to defeat us'' 
 `` Lets!'' 
 And so, a wonderful friendship was formed between the two most powerful believers of their time, destroying those who attack, and teaching those who wish to learn from the crystal jelly jar. 
 The end
