[ EU ] It 's time for the Russian revolution , complete with light-sabers . This is ... Tsar Wars !

*Insert Star Wars Theme* 
 
 After the events of Bloody Sunday, Russia's misplaced lower class could stand for no more. In their stead, a small stout man at 1.65m ( whom by this mention might make you think he'd have a napoleon complex ) had all eyes on him, ready to deliver the speech that would serve as a blow to the Tsar Empire. 
 
 `` As many of you can already tell, the Tsars and their rich wealthy underlings, the so-called'Muscovite' continue to cherish their lives whilst the masses suffer in their wake!'' Cheering erupted amongst the supporters of the Bolsheviks but this monumental event was far from over.'' Take it upon yourselves and etch this into your hearts. By tomorrow morning, Russia will see a rebirth... The dawn of a new day, a new beginning..Remember my brothers this could only be possible with Communism. Never forget! The communist is strong with this one''. And all at once, the people of the Jedi Confederation clamored and bellowed from the bottom of their hearts as if their love, albeit induced by possible terror, had no boundaries. 
 
 Unknown to them, Darth Lenin gave way for a little smile as he turned his back on the very masses he mentioned in his speech, ready to make his exit. `` Stupidity'', he chuckled `` is such a beautiful thing''. 
 
 
 The aforementioned day had arrived and deciding to use wildlife animals 
 ( Yoda+ChewBacca ) to propagate his revolution he took forth to the capital in a flurry of red lights. Their most fabled weapon- the light-sabers. The holy elixir of their time and the one to end the tsar's tyranny... 
 
 

