[ WP ] Humans are completely uninteresting and ordinary .

`` Humans are completely uninteresting and ordinary,'' Zandyr of the Galactic Anthropological Society concluded. A collective sigh arose in the room. Impersonation of them at the Educational Theatrical Competition would then be easy. Months of research, observation and selective probing had lead to the mission report and now they could begin to plan and rehearse their performance. 
 
 The chosen actor tirelessly practised the performance. Getting the gestures and the atmosphere down to perfection. The costumes took even longer and had to be sent back several times after a misprint in the design brief changed'ordinary, uninteresting' to'extraordinary, interesting'. 
 
 And now months later they performed their act in front of a crowd and a panel of judges. 
 
 **A Day in the Life of an Earthly Human. ** 
 
 *The costumed actor awoke in his bed, he rose yawning and used the toilet ( amused laughter from the crowd ). He ate his toast while staring at a square box with images. Then brushing his teeth and showering ( whispers and pointing from the crowd ). He dressed in a suit and drove to a tall building. * 
 
 Zandyr watched from the balcony above. Carefully observing the crowds reactions, his sensitive ears following their laughs and whispers. The play ended with the actor asleep once more. The curtains closed, the crowd applauded politely, and whispered to each other. It had gone well he thought, satisfied by the performance and the hard work gone into it. 
 
 At the end of the night the judges results came in. They had scored second, with first place going to the Galactic Cuisine Society.
