[ WP ] The villain is so bad at doing his/her job , that even the hero has to step in and offer advice .

`` Goddammit. Victor, I'll guide you through this.'' 
 
 *'' It's no use. `` * 
 
 `` Victor, it's not so difficult.'' 
 
 *'' Yeah? Try being me for a day. `` * 
 
 `` Okay- look I'm not gon na touch you or anyone, just take Angela. Do n't worry Angela, he's not going to hurt you.'' 
 
 ``'' HE CAN FUCKING RIP ME APART YOU MANIAC!'''' 
 
 `` Angela, do n't overreact. Okay, Victor, now listen, you hold the gun *and the bag* with the same hand.'' 
 
 *'' They're going to take away my bag! That thing cost $ 20 to make! `` * 
 
 `` Victor, You spent $ 5 million on your weapons.'' 
 
 *'' Fair point. Why ca n't I just withdraw money from the bank? `` * 
 
 `` You're the villain.'' 
 
 *'' Do n't typecast me like that. `` * 
 
 `` Victor, we've been doing this for 6 years, this is n't America's Funniest Holdup Videos.'' 
 
 *'' Promise you wo n't hurt me. `` * 
 
 `` First you loosen the grip on Angela. When you hold someone hostage, you do n't strangle them.'' 
 
 *'' I knew that. `` * 
 
 `` Okay, now try it.'' 
 
 *'' THIS IS A STICK-UP! Stick-up, right? `` * 
 
 `` Right, that works too, now start over. Be confident.'' 
 
 *'' THIS IS A HOLD-UP! I'VE GOT YOUR PRECIOUS GIRL HERE AND I'M GON NA BLOW HER HEAD OFF IF THE BANK DOES N'T PUT ALL THE MONEY IN THIS BAG! `` * 
 
 `` That's good, Victor!'' 
 
 *'' Actually that may not be too convenient. Could you write a check for $ 10 million instead? `` *
