[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

He opened the door with a flick and a flourish. 
 
 Hoping to see love that he could nourish. 
 
 He invited her in with a wave of his hand. 
 
 And started to smile as her body he scanned. 
 
 He said with a grin, `` I'm glad you're here.'' 
 
 She giddily grinned back and pulled out some beer. 
 
 Together they drank until both were quite drunk. 
 
 And then he led her back to his bunk. 
 
 She took of her shirt and smiled at him. 
 
 While he sat back with a tonic and gin. 
 
 Now down to her bra, she started biting her lip. 
 
 And brought her hand right down to her hip. 
 
 With finger and thumb, she pulled off her pants. 
 
 As he gazed in wonder, at her breast implants. 
 
 And now she was naked, like the day she was born. 
 
 He started to grip at the base of his horn. 
 
 She leapt on top and started to shimmy. 
 
 She gave him a smile and whispered out, `` Gim me.'' 
 
 With a tent that could rival the Scout Master's den, 
 
 He pulled off *his* pants before it could bend. 
 
 She cried out loud as he stuck it inside her, 
 
 And moaned as he stretched her pussy wider. 
 
 Before too long they both reached the climax, 
 
 It was so much better when I watched it in Imax. 
 
 And soon they were finished both feeling quite sweaty, 
 
 She leapt to her feet before he was ready. 
 
 And giving a laugh she pulled out a knife, 
 
 And stuck it in him thus ending his life. 
 
 As his mind went dark and his vision went hazy, 
 
 He thought to himself, `` Do n't stick your dick in crazy.'' 
 
 
 

