[ WP ] To combat overpopulation the government has decriminalized vehicular manslaughter and homicide , pedestrians no longer have the right of way and there are no crosswalks , walk signals or anything of that nature . Describe your commute to work .

I turned my head to look out the window. The blare of car alarms as they collide with pedestrians was a near constant sound, like an electrical hum.. 
 
 It was 8:40 am, I should be at work already. `` dooo dooo doo'' I sang. I tried again. `` deee dee dee''. There, that matched the SUV perfectly. 
 
 `` Time to go to work'' I muttered. I hated this commute. Who would n't? `` Brave faces everyone!'' 
 
 I walked across the living room and sat down at my desk. `` Harder every day'' I chuckled to no one. Who the hell would visit now. 
 
 `` deee deee deeeee'' I sang, typing away. 
 
 Thank god I work from home.
