[ WP ] Satan is a single father trying to raise his son , who , in a rebellious phase , is all into peace , love , and harmony .

`` Dad why do we need to punish people?'' `` Because son that is the way the world works. There must be balance in the universe.'' `` But Dad should n't we just love everyone?'' `` No Son it is a Universal law that God and I must play by that for every positive action there must be a negative action, and for every negative action there must be a positive action. You see son there could be no good in this universe without evil. All we would have left is being.'' `` Still Dad how can you enjoy punishing all of these people for things that should not even be considered wrong.'' `` Well son the bible is the universal law and God and I must enforce it even if this makes the world seem cruel. We do not have an enviable job, but it is still a job that must be done or there would be no order in the universe.'' `` Well okay Dad, I guess that makes sense, I love you.''
