[ WP ] You die and wake up in the afterlife . However , this afterlife matches no convention you 've previously known .

I wake up on a stone floor, in an atrium of sorts. The tile is intricate, smooth, and colorful. Birds flit in and out of the nearby trees and bushes. A fountain gurgles in the center, marble-white. I press on the ground and stand. 
 
 *Where am I? * I think to myself, walking over to the fountain, drawn by the sound of the water. I dip my hand below the clear surface and raise the sweet cold to my lips, tasting it's power. 
 
 `` Mmm, that's good.'' I say, wiping my lips. I stare into the the pool and look at myself, younger, spotless. My eyes gleam like little suns and I smile. 
 
 A flutter of wings patter behind me, and I turn around, meeting a man with white wings and clear, gray eyes. He looks at me fondly and smiles. 
 
 `` Welcome to Hell,'' he says, flashing his perfect white teeth. 
 
 My mouth drops in shock and I stutter, `` I'm-I'm In hell?' 
 
 `` Yup,'' he beams, `` Let's run through the procedure, shall we? Let's see, you died approximately twenty minutes ago of a heart attack. You lived for eighty three years, twenty two days, five hours, six minutes, and twelve seconds. You fathered three children, two daughters, one son- all still alive and well. You married twice and divorced twice. You had three pet dogs in your lifetime. Umm... that sound about right?'' 
 
 I continued staring, slack-jawed. `` This-this- is he-hell?'' 
 
 `` Yup. 10th level. This is where you will be staying forever. Enjoy.'' 
 
 He flew away without a word, leaving me alone in my endless pile of questions. 
 

