[ WP ] After a world-wide cataclysm you 're the only human left alive . In your extreme loneliness you 've created an imaginary friend who follows you around and keeps you company . However , the other day they did something which made you think maybe they 're not imaginary after all .

A while back everyone died. I did n't take it very well. Frankly I'm still not. In fact I've actually really been enjoying it, just Rover and I. That was until the other day.... 
 
 I was taking Rover for a walk, as any good imaginary owner of an imaginary dog would. I thought we could pick up some imaginary dog food and then I could scoop up his imaginary poop. It was all going great, Rover was playing fetch with Imaginary Johnson's Imaginary T-Rex. Good ol' Imaginary Johnson and his trusty Imaginary T-Rex. I would call them Imaginary friends though, more like Imaginary Acquaintances Who Hang Out At The Dog Park Occasionally, or something like that. 
 
 Any way the weird thing that happened was Rover had just beaten Imaginary Johnson's Imaginary T-Rex in an imaginary game of DDR when Rover came up to me and licked my hand. Now I know I'm crazy, and I definitely know that I'm not imaginary and I also furthermore know that I'm crazy, buuuuuuut.... If I'm not Imaginary then how can an Imaginary Dog named Rover lick my hand? 
 
 Unless I am imaginary, and I died with everyone else too and this has all been some whacked up version of hell to teach me some sort of lesson. 
 
 That or I licked my own hand and thought it was Rover... Does n't matter either way, I need to go to the imaginary bathroom!
