[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

I turn the corner anger and stress churning through my veins. 
 There it is, the end right in my eyes. A barrel is sticking two 
 inches from my face and all I hear is a click from behind the gun. 
 
 Time freezes, my eyes freeze I cant move or look anywhere 
 its like a horrible horrible dream. God help me I thought. 
 
 `` That's my name do n't wear it out!'' 
 
 Time unfreezes and the world falls around me like a neatly hung curtain 
 
 `` What the fuck is going on!'' a humble, bass riddled voice answers 
 
 `` I am so happy to meet you Cameron.'' 
 
 `` Stop I ca n't. Please.'' I am shaking now the sweat on my neck is ice cold. 
 
 `` Relax son, you are alright. So Cameron Diaz you're mom was a Catholic and you're dad was Jewish. What are you?'' 
 
 I hear pages turning all around me. `` Ha, Cameron congrats and welcome to FSM Heaven!'' 
 
 `` Oh shit.'' 
 
 All of the sudden a tangle of Spaghetti and Sauce tumbles across the white plane. Its saucy goodness flying in ever direction. `` ITS HEADING RIGHT FOR ME PLEASE STOP IT.'' 
 
 It slams into my body and I am sucks right in as it keeps tumbling. There is a waiting music inside of the pasta god. The spaghetti stops. I slide out of the Pasta. 
 
 `` Its beautiful'' 
 
 `` WELCOME'' 
 
 In every direction there is pasta. I cant help but start to cry with joy. My life is done but a new one starts right now. 
 
 
 
 
 Author Note: Yo I am just in high school and suck at writing anything, but I love the subreddit and this is my first time posting! < 3
