[ WP ] A man is banished to the wilderness for 20 years . Write his diary entries for his first and last days of exile .

Day 1: 
 
 They kicked me out. The fuckers actually kicked me out. What the fuck are they thinking kicking me out? I'm the smartest one in the whole damn village. Those stupid idiots'll regret leaving me out here. In twenty years I'll waltz in there while they're dying of pneumonia, then I will ~~murder eat~~ fucking rape their daughters and laugh at their corpselike faces as they watch. I wo n't get pneumonia, of course. I made medicine for that. Heh. I ca n't wait. 
 
 
 Day 7: Fucking hell I'm hungry. Really wishing I'd paid attention to how to hunt larger animals. Whatever, it ca n't be too different from hunting small ones, right? 
 I need to stop writing here, I can see the bear now. All I need to do is stab it, and ~~boom~~ a week's worth of meat!
