[ WP ] One day , while petting your cat , you accidentally pull his tail , and it opens up . Inside , there 's a USB connector . You connect it to your laptop , an announcement pops up . -Cat Version : 1.0.0 . Update to 256.3 ?

Patch Note 1.5 
 > Fixed problem of cats scratching when being rubbed. 
 
 Patch Note 45.8 
 
 > Cats were sticking to roofs 
 
 > Low level of black cats, installed more 
 
 > Fixed balance issue 
 
 Patch Note 55.2 
 
 > Cats took over empire, used dog 1.005 to overthrow. 
 
 > Fixed compulsion issues. 
 
 Patch Note 59.8 
 
 > Found missing cat species in area known as Serbia 
 
 > Copied all previous patches to Cheetah.exe 
 
 > Created new sub species, higher fluff ratings. The sphynx cat looked too creepy. 
 
 > Made cats interbreed-able. 
 
 Patch Note 64.8 
 
 > Gave cats 9 lives, overcame loss of balance issue. 
 
 > Removed spatial awareness, increases hunting ability. 
 
 > Extended Whiskers 
 
 Patch Note 88.09 
 
 > Cat species used for wars, made more aggresive 
 
 Patch note 88.1 
 
 > Decreased aggressive levels, cats now pets 
 
 Patch Note 95.8 
 
 > Made feral cats survive in colder weather, increased survival rates. 
 
 > Decreased cat population in Rural England. 
 
 Patch Note 100 
 
 > Special edition, cat ownership now increases innate abilities. 
 
 Patch Note 101.5 
 
 > Removed increase on metaphysical abilities 
 
 > Increased balance skill, cats no longer falling off brooms. 
 
 Patch Note 114.6 
 
 > Cats in wild now territorial, population decreased 
 
 > Lion.exe, Cheetah.exe and Tiger.exe updated to most recent cat patch. 
 
 > Made clear distinction between cat sizes, pets now unable to grow to tiger size. 
 
 Patch Note 124.3 
 
 > Had to add fascination with shiny stuff, humans no longer in danger of bored cats. 
 
 > Added furbal fascination. 
 
 > Cat now makes audible sound when vomiting. 
 
 Patch Note 150.2 
 
 > Cats no longer needed to be with witch, owl.exe given patch updates. 
 
 > Black cat population down again, burned with witches, increasing population in South America without size restrictions 
 
 Patch Note 188.47 
 
 > Cats now react negatively to water. 
 
 Patch Note 195.2 
 
 > Cats can now mimc fluid to escape from Dog Patch 5.6 
 
 > Cat patch 200 will be new special edition! 
 
 Patch Note 200 
 
 > Cats now spread to every continent. 
 
 > Claws now retractable. 
 
 > Cats can now be bribed with fish. 
 
 Patch Note 218.9 
 
 > Asian cat species in decline, made unsavory to eat. 
 
 > New technology invented, cats now follow laser light. 
 
 Patch Note 238.7 
 
 > Whiskers lengthened to allow better fluid dynamics. 
 
 > Added several layers of fur, cats now used as pillows. 
 
 > Made certain species not lose hair. 
 
 Patch Note 241.1 
 
 > Cheetah.exe updated to have retractable claws, too many torn couches. 
 
 Patch Note 250 
 
 > Cats can now be entertained by wind in curtains. 
 
 > Speech added. 
 
 > Cats can now understand all human languages. 
 
 > Added defense against dog.exe. 
 
 Patch Note 256.3 
 
 > Cat speech turned to secret. 
 
 > Backed up patch versions. 
 
 > All cats now require manual updating, wireless system disabled. 
 
 That's all folks! They let me go, apparently I had too many patches to the cat.exe so [ here ] ( https: //youtu.be/Q8k5IXIKnKk ) is the Kernel, have fun!
