[ WP ] You 're trying to get fired from your job writing for a children 's show . Submit the script that 'll do it .

I absolutely despise my job. 
 
 I ran my hand through my hair, reaching for the bottle of rum I keep in my desk. My boss had found it once but told me that as long as I kept it out of sight, then he would turn a blind eye. After all who did n't like a nice gin to get the imagination wheel rolling? 
 
 I had entered this industry full of dreams, wide eyed and excited to teach preschoolers their alphabet and that 5 came after four, ha ha ha. Three months later, I was ready to rip out the throat of our lead `` actor'' whose voice was the most annoying thing I have ever heard. Even more than my sisters', Karen. 
 
 But I ca n't quit. I would n't get unemployment then and I do n't have enough to pay for everything for the next few months. Dammit. I rubbed my face, taking another gulp of rum. 
 
 What to do, what to do? 
 
... Maybe I could get them to fire me. Make the show less... wholesome, add hookers and crack. Maybe I could make that liitle shit with the high squeaky voice to put a gun to its' head and blow its' brains out. 
 
 Hmmm. I picked up my pencil and tore out my current page, starting over with my morale improved. 
 
 This was going to be fun.
