[ WP ] In the afterlife , people are given awards for things they did during their life . You won the award `` Most People Killed Without Knowing It . ''

``... Most People Killed Without Knowing It!'' 
 
 A roaring applause came from the crowd. I still had a stupid grin on my face until I fully realized what he had said. I looked at him, dumbfounded, and said, `` Wait, what?'' 
 
 `` You get the award for Most People Killed Without Knowing It! Congratulations!'' More applause. 
 
 `` That ca n't be right,'' I protested. `` I never killed anyone!'' 
 
 The announcer chuckled and said, `` Well, duh, that's what you *think*. That's why it's called'Without Knowing', amirite?'' The audience laughed. `` And what's the number?'' The announcer opened an envelope and pulled out a piece of paper. `` 150,000!'' Roaring applause. 
 
 `` Holy shit!'' I yelled out. `` You're telling me I killed 150,000 people without knowing it? How?'' 
 
 `` Ooh, sorry man, but it does n't say. That would ruin the fun.'' 
 
 `` Fun?'' 
 
 `` Alright, everyone, give this man one last round of applause!'' I got the loudest standing ovation yet, for murdering the equivalent of the population of a small city, unintentionally. `` And now for the next award...'' 
 
 `` Wait,'' I blurted out. `` Please, I have to know how. What did I do wrong? Please.'' 
 
 `` Security, get this man off the stage,'' the announcer yelled. I felt two arms hook under mine as I was lifted off the ground and hauled away. `` Never content with killing people, they always have to kill the buzz too.'' The audience laughed. 
 
 `` No! Please!'' I yelled just before I saw the stage disappear behind a curtain.
