[ WP ] You find a power ring , capable of almost unimaginable feats , powered by ... the emotion you are *least* in touch with .

** ( Could n't think of an emotion I'm out of touch with, so I went with a secondary POV, watching the action. ) ** 
 
 `` Have no fear, Matrix Man is here!'' 
 
 I was flat on the ground, with my hands on my head, but I twisted around to look. Sure enough, there was the skinny man in a white and yellow leotard and a letter M on his chest. On his left hand was a golden, glowing ring. `` That superhero I've heard about!'' I whispered to the person next to me. He was a man in a business suit, and he sighed audibly. 
 
 `` He tried to get my friend's purse stolen from a robber. He's... not so great.'' 
 
 `` Whaddo you mean?'' I hissed. `` He can bend time and space, like Neo in the Matrix movies, right? That's where he got the name!'' 
 
 `` That's true, and that's only his strongest power. But, rumor has it, his powers are fueled by rage. And he's...'' 
 
 One of the robbers laughed. `` We've heard about you, Matrix Man. Why do n't you just step aside and maybe no blood will be shed.'' 
 
 `` Hey,'' said Matrix Man, `` you're being rude. Think of these people! They might have a business meeting to get to, and their suits are now ruined by the dirty ground.'' 
 
 One of the robbers pointed his gun at the hero. `` One last time, bitch. Get out or we'll put a hole between your eyes.'' 
 
 `` That would make it very hard for me to breathe,'' Matrix Man said, `` but I appreciate the effort of your threat.'' He seemed to remember he was supposed to be stopping him. `` Now stop, evildoer!'' 
 
 *BANG! * My ears rang, and I looked as Matrix Man put a hand to his forehead. He pried out the bullet that had scrunched up into little more than a metal disk. 
 
 `` That was n't very Christian of you,'' he intoned. 
 
 `` Shut up, you jackass!'' shouted a robber. `` Or we'll kill a hostage!'' He pointed a gun at me. Why, *why* did I have to be closest to him. I prayed Matrix Man would get really mad really soon before my brains were splattered on the floor. 
 
 `` No law-abiding citizen will be hurt under my watch!'' But he still looked placid and not overly annoyed by what was happening. 
 
 The way I saw it, I was about to die anyway. This might save my life, and if it did n't I still got to dis a superhero. `` Hey, Matrix Man, your mom's a fat ho!'' 
 
 The bank started shaking from its very foundations. Walls cracked, small bits of the ceiling crumbled off, and Matrix Man's ring started glowing with a fierce light that lit up the whole room. 
 
 It was over in a flash. The three crooks were on the ground. Their bags of money were as well. I breathed a sigh of relief. `` Sorry, man,'' I said. `` It's nothing personal -'' 
 
 Matrix Man's eyes glowed an evil yellow light. He stood in front of me, holding up one planet-cracking fist. `` What did you say about Mama Matrix?'' 
 
 I guess it kind of backfired. 

