[ WP ] How does McDonalds deal with the renewed desire for Szechuan Sauce ?

Barry almost fell out of bed trying to reach his phone on the nightstand. The device had been vibrating and singing for almost a full minute before Barry could understand what was going on. Still half asleep he picked the phone. This was the only morning this week where he could sleep in and now it was ruined. This had better not be some stupid telemarketting call. 
 
 *HOLY SHIT BARRY YOU GOT TO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW! * 
 
 Barry jerked the phone away from his ear, the violent screaming voice probably tore his eardrum. 
 
 > Jesus Christ Wanda you almost blew my ear off. 
 
 *Oh my god, I'm sorry Barry but you really have to come to work now, please I do n't know what to do! * 
 
 > OK OK.... come down Wanda. You know I'm not due to work until noon today. 
 
 *Barry please! I need you here. Andrew wo n't return my call and Ahsley is crying in the freezer. You're the only day-time manager available, please come to work! * 
 
 Barry sighted. 
 
 > Fine... but I'm billing Andrew double overtime for this. I'll be there in 15. 
 
 *Oh thank you thank you thank you! * 
 
 Barry hung up and got dressed. This was weird, He had n't seen Wanda this panicked since the McLobster Incident in 2012 and Ahsley was usually a pretty level headed person. What was going on down there that would have them both in such a panic? He grabbed a leftover pizza slice from the fridge and jumped in his 2004 Honda Civic. 
 
 Traffic seemed unusually heavy this morning. Going to work usually only took 10 minutes even on rush hours but for some reason traffic was ridiculous. When Barry finally made it to Main Street he understood why. A line of car almost half a mile long stretched all the way from the restaurant's drive-thru lane. The parking lot was spilling out unto the adjacent restaurants. Horn were honking and people were yelling. Above the chaos Barry could here one word over and over: *Szechuan* 
 
 Barry entered the restaurant trough the back service door. No point in even trying to reach the front door with all these angry yelling people. He popped in head in the freezer and sure enough, Ashley was curled up in the corner, crying. Tammy was trying to console here but she looked scared helpless. Just what the hell was going on today? 
 
 As soon as Wanda caught sight of Barry, she threw herself on him and hugged him with all of her strenght, tears of joy were running down her face. 
 
 *This is horrible Barry, I've never seen anything like this, they came out of nowhere, They're crazy! * 
 
 > OK calm down, just tell what the fuck is happening here today 
 
 *It started off as any other morning. I got here 30 minutes before opening. There were a few cars already waiting in the parking. A little more than usual but it's hardly worth mentioning I mean we always have early birds. * 
 
 > OK, go on. 
 
 *The first few customer were the usual morning coffee and muffin type but then some guy ordered McNuggets with Szechuan sauce. * 
 
 > Wait, Szechuan sauce? What the hell is that? 
 
 *I do n't know! I simply told him that we do n't serve lunch meal until 10am but he would n't hear it, he kept demanding McNuggets with Szechuan sauce. * 
 
 > Fucking weirdo 
 
 *But then, the person behind him heard us talking and got mad when he understood that we would n't give him his McNuggets with Szechuan sauce. Before long I had over 10 people screaming for Szechuan sauce. I DO N'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!! * 
 
 Indeed people were still screaming in the restaurant. Barry could't make out everything being said in all the commotion but *Szechuan sauce* and some guy named *Rick* kept being repeated. 
 
 > Wanda, who's Rick? 
 
 *RICK! YES! That's what they're saying. Apparently they saw some no-name obscur cartoon named Rick and Porty or whatever and he mentioned Szechuan sauce at some point. * 
 
 > Well where the hell did he got that sauce from? I've been working here almost 10 years and I never heard about it until today. 
 
 *I'm not sure, something to do with 1998 and Mulan. Bary please I am freaking out here. We do n't get paid enough to deal with this crazy internet meme shit* 
 
 > Jesus Christ.... 1998. That was 20 years ago. I mean I was barely 5 back then. 
 
 Barry was trying his best to put the pieces together and think of a solution before the hord of crazy maniacs out there jumped the counter. 
 
 > I GOT IT! 
 
 Wanda looked up, wiping the tears from her eyes. 
 
 *What did you find? * 
 
 > 1998! I do n't remember shit from these days, nobody does! These maniacs out there, they're like us! They're young, they watch stupid internet cartoon and most of them still had a freaking diaper to their asses back in 1998. No way they actually know what Szechuan sauce is, let alone what it tastes like! 
 
 *Well, from what some of them yelled out, the show made it look dark brown on the alien guy's hands* 
 
 > Alien guy? 
 
 *Yeah, I do n't understand it either. This show must be really weird or really bad. Either way the only thing we know about Szechuan sauce is that it should be dark brown, we got nothing on taste or texture. * 
 
 > Do n't need to, these idiots will never know. 
 
 Barry looked around the stocking shelves nervously until he found what he was looking for. 
 
 > BIGMAC SAUCE! Wanda! Get me 2 tubs of BigMac sauce and some brown-beef food coloring and tell Ashley and Tammy to get their asses out of the freezer and fire up the deep fryers, they got a shitload of McNuggets to prepare! 
 
 As Barry looked at the staff tear off the lids of BigMac sauce tubs and chruning out McNuggets faster than ever before he could n't help but to think that Wanda was right about at least one thing. His 0.50 $ /hour daytime manager bonus meant he really was n't paid enough to deal with this shit. 

