[ WP ] The new coffee shop you 've been frequenting has always seemed off to you . But you never would have guessed-

Vince was running late has it was but he needed his coffee fix in the morning to do his job effectively and from the tone of his boss's voice this was gon na be no ordinary morning. 
 `` Damn servers just had to go down just hours before the big release'' he grumbled beneath his breath has he reached his destination; the `` Derpy Dagon''. Just seeing the sign with a crude drawing of Chulthu brought the creep of a smile to his lips on this stressful morning. Vince loved this place for its quirkiness ever since he drove past it on his way to his work. The manager was a nice old man who always joked about trying to summon this old god or trying to reach out to this elder thing. All the decor was Lovecrafian but in a goofy, silly way that took out the frightening aspect of Lovecraft's work. When Vince entered the store the first thing he noticed was that the Derpy Dagon's normal smell of roast beans and freshly baked bread was replaced with a foul unnatural odor almost made him vomit and the second thing he noticed broke his mind and sent it racing back to the Lovecraft stories he had read as child. 
 `` Dear God, let me wake up'' he whimpered as the monstrosity with its seemingly endlessly tentacles and eyes turned to face him. The last thought that crossed Vince's addled mind was that he never would have guessed the old man might succeed in his quest to summon an Elder Thing.
