[ WP ] You are going about your typical day until you stumble across a stack of first aid kits and words `` auto saved '' flashes midair in front of you .

Chell paused and grinned. She knew what was up. A bunch of health items and a save point? Classic RPG setup for a boss... and possibly a cutscene! 
 
 Pulling back her hair into a ponytail, she readied her weapon and headed toward ( s ) the door, pausing for just a moment to double check her equipment. 
 
 Skills, ready. 
 
 Body, ready. 
 
 Mind, ready. 
 
 `` Let's do this!'' she declares, and bursts out of the office wielding a folder in one hand, and several first aid kits in the other. 
 
 Yet again, Chell paused. 
 
 Heads turned as her fellow coworkers rose from their cubicles to see what was up. A familiar face made her way over as discreetly as possible. 
 
 `` What are you doing?!'' she harshly, but quietly whispered. 
 
 `` Oh... oh. I was um... ^ ( going to fight the boss ).'' 
 
 `` Back to work everyone! I'm taking care of the situation! \**Turns*\* Now, what was that?'' 
 
 `` I... was... meeting the boss!'' Chell continued, and tried to brush her hair back casually only to remember that it was already pulled back. 
 
 `` I am your boss. Remember?'' 
 
 `` Right, right... ^ ( Load. Come on, load. Why is n't it reloading? )'' 
 
 `` Load? What are yo-'' 
 
 `` I'm LOADING these first aid kits right where they're going! In the first aid area. The place where we keep our kits. That location,'' she said with a nervous smile. 
 
 `` Well, it's clear to me that you're down with something, so go home for today.'' 
 
 `` Oh! No, no! I'm totally fine. There were just a bunch of the first aid kits, and then I saw the'auto save' on the screen and thought it was a game an-'' 
 
 `` You mean in Excel? It just does that. That's how the program works. Now, go home! I'll have Steve log the rest of these kits.'' 
 
 -- -- - 
 
 `` Well Chell, that turned out super awkward,'' she muttered to herself. 
 
 As Chell left the building, she saw that the sky was getting darker... and the trees... and the ground... and the poorly rendered birds... wait what? 
 
 The screen grew dark and... 
 
 **GAME OVER** 
 
 ``... what?! Are you kidding me?'' 
 
 **CONTINUE? ** 
 
 `` What was that even? That was so terrible!'' she ranted. 
 
 \**Sigh... *\* 
 
 `` Yes.''
