[ WP ] Daddy , what did you do in the AI War ?

It would be easy to lie. To say I was in the front lines or I fought code to code in safe houses. 
 
 The truth is uglier. I worked at a bed and breakfast in the Highlands. I did n't know much about computers - I still do n't. I could work the Office Suite pretty well, navigate the'net, but nothing more complex. I only knew that HTML told the webpage what colour to be. 
 
 At the start the isolated areas where holdouts just because we did n't know what was going on. When all you have is dial-up and the mobiles are n't reliable you expect to miss things now and then. Not the End of Days, as we did, but... 
 
 So I did then what I do now. Run the flock up the west side and keep the cattle in order. Breed collies as needed. 
 
 That's how I met your ma. She was a hotshot dog shower. Now she has as many dogs as she wants. 
 
 Oh, and watch the cliffs to see if any nicks try and climb out of the deep. They have simple programming. Often times they like to go for the toes. And you'll do the same. 
 
 After you lean how to walk.
