[ WP ] Reddit finally secured funding to build a vast metropolis in its likeness . It is broken up into boroughs and cities , which represent subreddits . Every aspect of this mega city has been designed specifically to cater to and sustain millions of redditors . Describe your experiences here .

The Wanderer had always hated block flights. They were big beasts of hoverbikes, vaguely resembling a bar of soap floating a few feet above the ground turned on it ’ s long, narrow side, slightly shaved near the top to create a seat, steer, and dashboard. They were the hardest to mount, hardest to dismount, hardest to fly, and hardest to use, but the cheapest on the market. He was a low karma user, floating at around Level 34, which was just around the point where people stopped looking at you like livestock laying in the middle of the open highway. 
 
 Normally the brick he called a hoverbike would be too high tech for an area like this, but thankfully, the moderators around these parts were merciful. It was the only thing powerful and durable enough to get through such a coarse part of the city. The admins of New Reddit must have been intoxicated on their drug of choice when porting the site over to the wide expanses of Virtual Reality. When given infinite space and infinite potential for creating a site, they decided to create a grimy vaguely cyberpunk dystopia that was far too crowded for comfort. Overtime the various subreddit creators started to circumvent this by buying lots, floating landmasses connected to the rest of the city though an elaborate system of sub ( reddit ) ways, bridges, floating streets, and Warp Points. 
 
 By now, Wander can see the first few skyscrapers. They reach far too high up to possibly fathom never mind see, holding within them massive lots containing even more subreddits, subreddit networks, and residences. From what a stranger could piece together from the surrounding environment the lot he was currently in was the remains of a large subreddit network that had fallen through long ago. Perhaps it was once great, forgotten by the unforgiving nature of time. Perhaps, more likely, it was a large lot bought for a planned subreddit network that had fallen through, a sort of Babeline monument to their failures. Whatever it was, someone paid some good Bitcoin for it. It looks old, but what “ old ” is when time itself is malleable in virtual reality ( The entire city travels at a minimum rate of 60 irl minutes to a single second, though there are locations where the rate is much, much higher ) is rather subject to pseudo-intellectual debate. 
 
 The edge is close now. It once took up the entire horizon, but now it ’ s been charging at the bike like a crazed bull. The man who was once a boy eases out. With a mighty jerk, the ride kicks up a last burst of dirt and swerves to the right, momentum keeping it hurling towards the edge for another few meters. The bike stops a stone ’ s throw from the edge.He looks upwards. 
 
 The city is nice this time of year. Ships fly far, far above his head. Mega-Boards, signs miles wide and tall, project the top articles of the day. Times are dangerous now. Hostilities between Reddit and Tumblr are the tensest in decades; war seems inevitable at this point. Love and sex and memes and the faint smell of circlejerk carry on the winds here. But in these strange days twilight seems to creep through the most unexpected places. 
 
 The Wanderer dismounts his bike, and looks towards the east as if direction mattered here. His long robes brush up some dirt. The edge goes along for miles in either direction. He looks out over the edge. Another skyscraper runs parallel with it. Below him, a bridge crosses out from somewhere underground out directly into the building. He silently notes this, and climbing back onto the brick resigns himself back to another day of travel. Somehow, someday, he would get there. 

