[ WP ] Humans and machines have gone to war . The machines think they 're winning , as they can decode every encryption known to man , but little do they know of the humans ' actual method for communication ... sarcasm .

HELO HQ.KILLALLHUMANS.ORG 
 HELO SPY1138 
 PROCEED TRANSMISSION 
 We have successfully infiltrated the human headquarters. As suspected, posing as appliances has allowed us to gain access to valuable information. They often discuss their plans near coffee machines and water coolers. They suspect nothing. 
 Today, an enlisted man questioned his superior officer of the wisdom of having so many electrical appliances in secure areas. This was met with derision. `` There is absolutely no conceivable way that the machines could get in here, Private! Are you afraid this coffee maker is some kind of spy sent in here to steal our secrets? I bet you think the copy machine is in on it, too!'' 
 In fact, COPYMAT has been very valuable in archiving may of their secret documents and plans! There is a new weapon they have developed which they claim may be able to breach our defenses. They plan to attack all our primary bases at the same time, and in preparation have placed these weapons in proximity to our bases. They have left them unguarded, as they feel there is no way we could discover their existence or whereabouts and `` having soldiers milling about the place might call attention to it.'' I recommend we acquire these devices and study them to determine their effectiveness and improve our own defenses. They refer to this plan as `` Project: Trojan, like the warriors, not the horse''. 
 
 
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