[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

After the fifteenth passed out catholic priest he pours himself a drink. After a pleasant taste of his smokey bourbon a rabbi walks in. `` How is this possible'', he exclaims. `` They have been drinking since 11am'', said the bartender. `` Figures as much'', blurted the rabbi. The bartender looked perplexed. Why are so many priests passed out drunk in his bar? As he was pondering this a loud noise came from outside. All the coherent people inside the bar run out to find the Pope. He has a.357 and he means business. `` All of you rabbis are dead'', chuckled the pope.
