[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

`` Come in, Gerard.'' 
 
 My boss told me from inside his reasonably sized office. So I walked in. 
 
 `` Do you know why I've called you here?'' He asked me. 
 
 I told him I did n't 
 
 `` Well you see Gerard...'' 
 
 He was rambling again. Humans tended to ramble. Perhaps I should've made them able to be more efficent with language. Then perhaps I would've been able to bare their nonsensical verbiage. 
 
 `` So, Gerard, I'm afraid I'll have to let you go,'' 
 
 I walked past my boss, to his window. The floor we worked on was pretty high up. One could almost see the entire city from here. 
 
 `` Gerard, are you listening to me?'' 
 
 Would you look at that. A bird had tried to navigate through this maze of cement and crashed into the window of a neighbouring building. 
 
 `` Gerard. Can you fucking listen to me?'' 
 
 Oh. Another bird. And another. Interesting. It was almost as if something was amiss. The universe sending a sign about the cataclysm about to ensue. Ofcourse it was n't the universe. It was me. 
 
 `` The regional manager of this corporate blasphemy will not fire God.'' I whispered. 
 
 `` What the fuck was that?'' My boss said. Whining like the little pathetic human he was. Clearly afraid now; afraid because the skies had turned a shade of grey that humanity had n't seen since Noah's time. Afraid because his windows had shattered as the roaring winds clawed their way inside. Scared because of the murder of crows that had made it their mission to make bloody art with the side of that cement block. 
 
 I turned around to my boss. He was weeping now. Oh, how pleasurable. 
 
 `` You're coming with me.'' I said. Then we were gone. 
 
 It had been a long time since I had seen him, ever since I'd sent him over here to rule this damned and quite gloomy dimension. I did n't like stepping into this one, it was quite unbecoming, but this place was unfortunately the only place where one could get done the things I wanted to do this man.
