[ WP ] the old Testament God was replaced by a galactic council due to his extreme methods . The newly hired `` New Testament '' God soon took over . However , due to the dwindling belief on earth in the wake of scientific revelations , the council fired God and you have been chosen to interview .

`` You have been selected as a candidate to be the new God of mankind. Please state your credentials so we may continue with the decision-making process'' 
 
 `` Well, I've most recently been employed in a national-level executive role. I helped humanity in it's early days, and I would hope to continue to do so if I were to be awarded this post. I feed the hungry, or at least I always try. I always listened to the old Gods, although I disagreed heartily with their methods. In the past, I've been in many leadership roles, most fairly major, if I do say so myself. In short, I've been pious, virtuous, and generally an all-around nice guy, save a few grossly over-exaggerated flaws.'' 
 
 `` You are hired. Your name, please?'' 
 
 `` Lucifer''
