[ WP ] It 's frozen in time . Forever waiting , forever watching . Then one day , it moves

I've been part of this stone inscription for probably a few thousand years now. Last century, a few paragraphs broke off to create their own artifact community. Whatever. I'm here to stay. I'm part of the *heading*. The stone slab sits on a pedestal, and every day, it commands the attention of more flashing lights than years I've been conscious. I kinda like it, but it's getting dull. My neighboring glyphs have long abandoned their mortal bodies, and I'm just sitting here plotting the best way to go. 
 
 I've got it! I scooted a tiny bit closer to the pluralizing `` S,'' snickered a bit, and left to watch the drama unfold from above. 
 

