[ WP ] At the age of 18 , everyone picks an unlikely life event . They will be reborn at 18 every time they die until that event happens . After that , death is permanent .

I am tired. 
 
 Every one of my countless reawakenings has siphoned away a little luster, a little shine, until life became a chore. I made fortunes and spent them, built cities and razed them, spent lifetimes as a celebrity, as a king, and as a beggar, but I am nearly finished, now. 
 
 Three thousand years ago, I started my work. The hedonistic, reckless free-for-all surrounding me would not do for my purposes, so I trained, until I was strong and canny enough to unite a planet under my rule. 
 
 I began the delicate task of steering the cultural and technological development of my chosen people. After many missteps, I had eked out a crude parody of the world I was first born in, back on the long-abandoned First Earth. 
 
 At long last, the right ingredients have fallen into place. The immortals under my watch have recreated the technology I thought was lost, or a workable facsimile at least, and I have put my final plan into effect. Millions of people are now connected by this wondrous invention. 
 
 Armed with countless millennia of knowledge, I know I will not fail this time. I could be free this year if I am lucky. So here I sit, counting down the days until I can rest at last, sharing my thoughts with the world and waiting to be given the one gift that has been denied me. If my journey has taught me anything, it is patience. 
 
 Soon, I will have Reddit Gold, and it will finally be over. 
 
 Edit: I'm astounded that worked. Farewell cruel world!
