[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Remember my son 
 the groppling gambersnatch 
 sure to make your heart a flutter 
 with the diseases you catch 
 
 The gambersnatch moves here and there 
 some say it's everywhere 
 oh my son do not look in its eyes 
 for there to catch the clappermuch you'll try 
 
 You ca n't take the gambersnatch 
 to meet your dear old dad 
 for your father will have a heat attack 
 your mother will call you a cad 
 
 The gambersnatch takes a young man 
 and uses all his juices 
 to make such disgusting concocktions 
 like Caddywhomperloopus 
 
 So remember my son 
 and heed my words well 
 do not go search for the gambersnatch 
 for it will send you straight to Hell
