[ WP ] Wi-Fi inhibits magic receptors on the human brain .

`` Google has stopped everything! With their damn wireless and then Zuckerberg sweeps in and puts planes in the sky to block us out over entire continents! Bastards!'' Mariah shouted at her three sisters sitting on the small rock in the middle of a cave. 
 
 `` Well, it ca n't be purposeful. The internet is quite a success,'' the third youngest said, she wore a blue gown and had her hair done up with chopsticks. 
 
 `` Wifi is n't. It prevents us, how dare it do that. These men must all work wit the NSA, the national Sorcery Advisory, just to watch us and stop us. Well, I've had enough, it's time- Edwarda? Do your worst to them!'' Mariah shouted. 
 
 Edwarda was the eldest sister to Mariah. She'd spent years embedded in the NSA, and now had collected enough data on their information tactics and the stop gates used for blocking magic from influencing the modern human, and now she'd tell the world. Of course, she could n't be so direct. She came up with a lie about the internet being unsafe, hoping at least enough humans would question it that they'd stop preventing so much magic in the world. The gamble had n't worked in the slightest, hence the cave, now it was time for something much worse Edwarda had cooked up- an EMP.
