[ WP ] Aliens have come to Earth , not to invade , but to take us home .

**National Presidential Meeting** 
 
 `` We are here to take everyone home.'' The alien said. 
 
 Putin scratched his chin. `` I am inclined to agree with this offer. If a person is satisfied with everything the way it is, then that person is idiotic.'' 
 
 He leaned back in his chair glancing at Barack. 
 
 Barack locked eyes with him. `` I know why you're giving me that look Putin. But stop poutin because I agree. We should n't wait for change, we should embrace. Go home? Yes we can.'' 
 
 Trump scoffed. `` Listen fella's. New planet, space ship, go home, yadda yadda. It's all good and dandy but for free? You aliens ever heard about business. Charge a couple hundred a seat, 7.3 billion people, you'll make a killing. Start things off on the right foot. I'm your man.'' 
 
 The alien turned to his alien friends. They nodded in unison turning back to the presidents. `` We will take you to home. Free. No charge.'' 
 
 The humans applauded and cheers went through the room. 
 
 **Before the meeting. ** 
 
 `` I want to make human slaves, they works hard.'' The blue alien said. 
 
 Purple alien scratched his antenna.'' But work is back at home. How we can make them work from earth?'' 
 
 Blue alien paused, clicking his fingers as an idea came to him. `` We take them all home!'' 
 
 

