[ WP ] A man orders a `` cheese pizza with no crust '' from a local pizza delivery joint as a joke . Unbeknownst to him , that pizza joint is a drug front and he just placed an order for a kilo of cocaine .

The speaker on the other side of the phone went silent for a moment. `` Sorry, we do n't do extra large for first time customers.'' 
 
 
 Bob made a stretched face and laughed at the curious notion. `` What kind of business does n't serve first time customers?'' 
 
 
 Bob could hear the scratching sound of a hand used to muffle the receiver, although he could barely make out the words. The pizza guy was having a side conversation with his manager. `` Dumbass! Guy we do n't know comes out of nowhere and makes a big order? That there's a rat. Unless he's got a cargo truck of ex-mil hardware and a fucking reference, you find out how he got this number and you give'em the special.'' 
 
 
 Bob hung up immediately. A restaurant with a rat problem was bad enough. Now they were going to leave spitball specials in his food? What was the world coming to?
