[ WP ] A substitute teacher falls in love with the absent teacher from their notes .

`` Mr. Muktadar is out of country visiting his family So you will be taking over his chemistry class for a month.'' The Principle told Jessica as he hurriedly walked her to her class. 
 
 `` You have a firm understanding of chemistry do n't you'' The Principle continued casually. 
 
 `` Yes'' definitely Jessica replied fearing a no would jeopardize her employment and ability to pay rent. 
 
 The Principle flung the door to the classroom open and announced her arrival. `` This is your substitute teacher Ms. Esteban, please give her your full attention and your utmost respect.'' 
 
 The principle put his hand on Jessica's back and in fluid motion pushed Jessica into the class and slammed the door shut behind him. That was odd, Jessica thought to herself as she walked to the front of the class and picked up a dry erase marker. 
 
 `` My name is Mrs. Esteban,'' she announced to the class while carefully writing it out on the whiteboard. She turned around from the white board looked at the class and put her hands on her hips in a power pose. 
 
 `` More like Mrs. Este-Buns!'' A student yelled from the back of the class. 
 
 `` More like Mrs. Este-Butt!'' Another student yelled less original than the first. 
 
 `` Go back to Mexico!'' 
 
 `` Im actually Puerto Rican'' Jessica said in a firm voice trying to maintain her composure. 
 
 `` More like your Thongs a peekn!'' The first student yelled as the class erupted in laughter. 
 
 `` Bow chicka wow wow!'' Another child chimed in. 
 
 This was too much for Jessica. 
 
 `` Enough!'' Jessica yelled with surprising ferocity. The class was silenced. 
 
 She walked back to the teacher's desk and in a stroke of blind luck found a stack of quizzes. 
 
 `` You guys have a pop quiz today, just do your best and be quiet'' 
 
 Jessica handed each munchkin a quiz, thankful that she had something to occupy the little brats with. Then she carefully walked back to her desk nonchalantly pulling her pants up. 
 
 Finally she collapsed in the teachers chair thrilled at the serenity she just created. There were a few extra quizzes at her desk so Jessica casually glanced them over. 
 
 Question 1 ) Can jet fuel melt steal beams? 
 Question 2 ) Does burning of jet fuel produce thermite? 
 
 The bell rang and the kids blitzed out of the class in a hurry to torment their next victim. She got up from her chair and collected the quizzes left behind by the students, once again relishing the silence. With all of the children gone she felt comfortable enough to begin grading. Jessica reached inside her purse and swallowed a small Red Pill. It was the placebo week of her birth control calendar. 
 
 The classroom door swung open and in front of her stood the school principle, this time furious for some reason. 
 
 `` We have a strict no drugs policy at this school. You are fired get out of here!'' The principle yelled angrily. 
 `` But its my birth control and the Red's are technically placebos their not even drugs.'' Jessica protested. 
 
 `` Get out'' The principle yelled! `` Out Out Out!'' `` You're not going to be taking any kind of pills around my students'' 
 Not Blue Pills, Not Purple Pills and especially, especially **NO FUCKING RED PILLS! **'' 
 
 Jessica grabbed her purse and hurried out of the school into the parking lot in tears. She reached inside her purse for a tissue and instead garbed some paper. Upon inspection it was the note left her by Mr. Muktadar. Why she mistakenly put it in her purse she did n't know. 
 
 
 
 *To Whom It May Concern: * 
 
 *Fuck everyone at Fremont High. I'm joining ISIS* 
 
 *Allah Akbar* 
 
 *Mohamed Muktadar* 
 
 
 That's when Jessica knew she was in love.
