[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

*It's not my fault! * 
 
 I'm telling you the truth. Why do n't you believe me? Why is everyone always against me? 
 
 I swear, man. I'm just trying to get through life the best I can. 
 
 It all started when I was just a kid. My sister and I made a fort out of our bunk bed and some blankets. She lit a candle. A bad idea to be sure. I went into the living room to watch TV with my parents, leaving my sister in the fort. 
 
 About 10 minutes later she came running out of the bedroom pointing her finger at *me. * 
 
 `` You set the house on fire!'' she screamed at the top of her lungs. 
 
 Not just yelling `` fire,'' but assigning the blame to me. I was n't even there when the candle set the blanket aflame. She was. 
 
 I was blamed. I had been assigned it irrevocably and for all time. 
 
 Nothing has changed since that day. I am always blamed. 
 
 Fuck my life.
