[ WP ] Your superpowers are actually only mediocre at best , but you keep up with all the other superheroes because you have a BS degree and can exploit the hell out of what you do have .

My power? It's ridiculously simple. I can amplify electrical energy. Something as simple as a AA battery could power a megawatt laser for a second or two with enough amplification. I'm still limited to the energy stored within the power source, be it a battery, a capacitor, or a simple generator. 
 
 Fortunately, I continued on to college instead of trying to make a name for myself as a hero. Got a degree in computer engineering. Seems pointless, but its become very beneficial. You see, I can act like a powerful transistor as a bypart of the electrical amplification - something as simple as a small pulse from my power could create a massive electrical bolt between my palms. It hurts like hell to do - I did n't get rapid regeneration or electrically insensitive as powers or side effects - but it makes supplying massive amounts of power to one place a pinch. 
 
 Weirdly, it also turns out that, by using my amplification on an extremely small scale, I can compute things as well. With enough transistor action going on, I can compute numerous things at once. It's become useful for field computing, where all we have as a power source is a battery and maybe some solar panels. And fortunately, there's been a few cases where I'm needed for field computing in remote areas. 
 
 The last time I went into the field was in a case involving the equally unknown `` Bendy McBendface'' - he was once a famous gymnast and performer as he's incredibly flexible and can bend parts of his body in ways that it was not structured for - and once I recognized who we were dealing with I started computing. 
 
 He's flexible, beyond human standards. Is he rubber-like? That makes any electrical attacks useless, yet if he was rubber-like he could compress easily as well and act like a spring. He does n't spring around, nor does he compress. Must not be rubber then. What about silicone? No, too flexible. Silicone would bend out of shape at his weight. Hmm... if he can bend so well, perhaps his bones are slightly more flexible than normal, designed like a living hinge. And when it comes to his joints, perhaps he's double or triple jointed, resulting in extreme flexibility. 
 
 All of that computed in a couple of seconds, I set about setting up a passive computing system that would calculate his possible movements and how he moves. If my bone and joint theory is correct, he should be subdued quickly. I pull out my favorite weapon - a AAA battery electric pistol. Fires small bolts of electricity that are amped up to thousands of volts and normally around 32 amps per short. Holds six AAA batteries before I got ta reload too. 
 
 I dash closer to Bendy McBendface. I need to keep my distance, if my theory is incorrect and he's more like silicone or rubber, it means he can stretch out and grip onto me. I prep my pistol. Batteries: loaded. Amplification system: ready. Target: within range. 
 
 I pull the trigger and engage the entire amplification system to drain the AAA battery in a fraction of a second. A loud pop is heard, with an incredibly bright bolt of electricity as it grounds to Bendy's body. I run some final computations to analyze Bendy as his body responds to the electric shock. He certainly is n't rubber-like or silicone-like. Definitely mostly water, like a normal human. I see his bones shine dimly through his skin. 
 
 The theory was correct. His bones are indeed living hinges. And if my brief foray into materials science is correct, his bones should shatter into individual pieces, leaving his bending ability useless. With Bendy McBendface subdued, I call the police to take him to jail. 
 
 `` You're going to want to wear some rubber gloves. He's still pretty electrified. Yeah, I can see the lighting bolts spread over his skin as it tries to ground. Better get here soon, if he grounds I ca n't guarantee what will happen.'' 
 
 I walk away from the slowly convulsing body of Bendy McBendface. None of the other heroes were successful with him. Iron Man had tried, but Bendy would always flex away and avoid attacks, and any computations were simply too slow to provide good information. Captain America failed worse, with Bendy simply absorbing and deflecting most of the shield throws. Yet somehow, the guy with a simple power and a degree relating to the power managed to take down someone who escaped everyone else. 
 
 I have a simple name. Quanta.
