[ WP ] You 're an alien surveyor sent to post-apocalyptic Earth ( zombies , war , Yellowstone , etc ) to study remnant humans .

*Begin preliminary survey report* 
 
 `` Approaching Sol 3.'' 
 
 `` Atmosphere appears to be primarily nitrogen with high levels of carbon dioxide and particulates. Clouds of water with high acidity.'' 
 
 `` Readings indicate large scale destruction on the land masses, particularly in the northern hemisphere. It appears the inhabitants of this planet are a war-like people. Scanners are showing high levels of radiation. Perhaps this species had been experimenting with atomic weaponry? Large blast craters visible on multiple continents.'' 
 
 `` Moving on... liquid oceans appear to be covered in some kind of polymer substance. Very strange. I will collect a sample of this substance for study.'' 
 
 `` Few species seem to remain on planet other than the war-like humans. There seem to be very few of them left as well. Those that survive appear to be isolated into small pockets. Their technology is very primitive. It is confusing why such a species was considered for a place on the Council.'' 
 
 `` Planet is not suitable at this time. Recommend follow-up in 25 cycles.'' 
 
 *Preliminary survey report ends*
