[ WP ] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel . and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible

Oh, the things that transpire from human hubris. It's funny really. First, we create reaction-less engines. Nothing more than a glorified microwave, literally. With it, if it where true, space flight would become increasingly cheap. But no, some cockhead scientists could n't leave well enough alone. They had to notice how similar the readings from the damn thing was to the theoretical worm hole. And they could n't leave it alone. Forget how rediculous it is that a microwave could induce such a thing, but they never thought of the implications. Not only are hellish warp creatures raining chaos among us, not only are the damn things corrupting us and driving us into insanity, but MY GODDAMNED BURRITO IS STILL COLD. ( Side note, that stuff with the reaction - less microwave engine and people thinking it would make a worm hole was a reality )
