[ WP ] In a shocking change of law , the government decides to suddenly allow , not cruel , but unusual punishment for prisoners .

After a stunning supreme court case, Using a loop hole of Cruel *and* unusual punishments instead of cruel *or* unusual punishments it was deemed where as cruel punishments are still unconstitutional unusual punishments could be allowed and may help to deter crime. 
 
 Judge Judy slammed her gavel and Yelled `` guilty''. Court tv viewings have gone skyrocketing since the new amendment change. juries have been taken out of the system entirely. 
 
 Now Mr. Mendoza being your second offence you can either serve 5 years in prison, or walk around carrying a house plant for 10 years. It can be any plant of your choice but when asked about the plant you must respond with `` This plant is to replace the oxygen i am stealing as i am worthless''. 
 
 Judge judy looks at me and says `` the choice is yours Mr. Mendoza. 

