[ WP ] Captain Obvious , Sargent Sarcasm , and Admiral Asshole are in a room together

The 15th meeting of the Alliteration Association had just commenced with the thud of the bar table by the Sargent's gently closed fist. 
 
 And just like every beginning of the previous fourteen Alliteration Association meetings, the good Captain wanted his concern to be the first order of business. He began to speak. 
 
 `` No,'' the Admiral interrupted. He tired of the Captain's complaint, however obvious is was. `` We wo n't change the name of the Alliteration Association.'' 
 
 `` You *know* how silly it is to have that group name when I do n't have an alliterative name!'' 
 
 `` So change it,'' the Sargent piped up. He too tired of this concern. `` The Admiral and I have had the foresight to name ourselves appropriately, why have n't you?'' 
 
 `` We *talked* about this!'' The Captain's fists shook with anger on the table. Why must they be so combative? `` There is simply no synonym as poignant as'Obvious' and no strong title that starts with the letter'O' to be suitable!'' 
 
 The Admiral could only smirk after hearing the same, tired argument again. `` You could just leave the Association. We do n't need you here. You bring us down, you know.'' 
 
 This was obvious to the Captain, but it still panged at his heart. He let out a sigh of frustration. `` Fine, let's talk about this later. How about we move on to the matter of there being no drinks at the table yet.'' 
 

