[ WP ] Incredibly wealthy , you decided to freeze yourself until a cure for aging is discovered . A century later , you are revived to discover an egalitarian post scarcity society . Unable to deal with this , you scheme to destroy this near-utopia and restore class-based capitalism .

I was always told I was charming, `` You truly put everyone else in the room to shame.'' The girl was n't really that pretty but flattery will get you anywhere. The blush on her cheeks as she looked up at me shyly through her eyelashes did make her look much more inviting though so I figured my words were n't completely wasted. 
 
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 My laugh filled the room with a jovial feeling, they need n't know how fake it really was. It did n't matter much to the boy I was talking to, he had the look about him of someone who had gone their entire life wishing people would pay more attention to him. `` I have to say, you're one of the funniest people I've had a chance to talk to since I was thawed.'' The news of a man from before the revolution had made headlines across the world and I was enjoying a small amount of fame from how much the media had dressed it up; everyone wanted to talk to me and find out if I was as nice as some say I am or as bitter as someone from before the Egaliterian movement was sterotyped to be. 
 
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 `` Ugh, do n't let them walk all over you like that'', I shook my head at the waitress. `` Just look at them, they're nothing but troublemakers.'' I made a big show of looking her over, `` Nothing like you of course, you look like someone trustworthy, someone who can forget about themselves long enough to at least do everyone a favor and shower everyday.'' I was lying of course, the rude customers I had been talking about looked like they put more effort into their hygiene than most people but I was hoping that their slicked back hair and abrasive attitudes would be enough to stir some resentment in her stomach. 
 
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 The girl walked out of the coffee shop with her head held a little bit higher after all the compliments I paid her. I sighed as I thought of the long road ahead of me, slowly changing a society's mind on everyone being equal and no one being above another was hard work. I do have an eternity though, and I remember to weasel my way into the good graces of everyone I have the chance to talk to. Eventually the world would return to something a bit more familiar and when it does, I'll finally be in my rightful place again, above everyone else. Especially above all these softminded fools that do n't deserve all this prosperity, this prosperity that was taken from the hands of my friends and I.
