[ WP ] Advertise the world 's worst theme park .

Are the kids nagging you for a vacation? Does your wife seem dissatisfied with your humdrum life? Then this year, spend that precious week of vacation time traveling to the foulest pits of southern Florida to visit glorious Wait World! 
 
 Wait World, where you and your excited family can spend hours upon hours waiting in line watching fun, thrilling rides operate in the far distance! Wait World, where you can kick back, relax, and know that within the span of an 18 hour day, you'll have spent at least 180 joy-filled seconds chasing adrenaline on our new, state of the art, life enjoyment simulator! 
 
 But wait, that's not all! All visitors of Wait World will receive a complementary sunburn that will peel for weeks! *Other* theme parks charge up to hundreds of dollars for one of a kind souvenirs, but at Wait World, we value your hard earned dollar and want to treat you like royalty. No two sunburns will ever peel the same! 
 
 So gather up the wife, kids, and that precious little time you get away from your soul crushing job and come on down to Wait World! For a limited time, admission is only $ 99 per person! * 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 * $ 99 cost of admission only. Rides available for additional fee. No outside food, drinks, reading material, or sources of joy permitted in Wait World.
