[ WP ] You 're a rookie cop and it 's your first day on the job . When you encounter a drunk guy disturbing the peace in an alley , he turns into a dragon and you hear your partner say `` Not again ... ''

My partner and I opened fire, emptying both of our 15-rd clips into the dragon. It was only then we realized it was n't a dragon at all, just an old homeless man. 
 
 Billings and I exchanged looks. He shrugged, yelled, `` Stop resisting!'' and shot the hobo several more times in the face. 
 
 It was weird about the whole dragon thing, probably some kind of adverse reaction to the new line of department prescribed steroid/speed pills. No worries though, Billings had his camera off and mine had been disabled since the day they made me strap the damn thing on. 
 
 Besides it was n't like it was an infant asleep in a crib this time... the 3-day suspension with pay I got slapped with on that shoot really sucked. Fucking kid adopted an aggressive posture and refused to comply with my demands - what else was I supposed to do? 
 
 The gunfire had ceased. Billings had holstered his sidearm and was tasing the old man's corpse, giggling as he watched it twitch. The odor of burning flesh and hair mixed with the coppery smell of blood pooling in the alleyway. I breathed it in deep, then lifted my head to the uncaring heavens above and screamed, `` Show me your hands!'' and began firing randomly into the crowd of savage, menacing orcs that had gathered at the end of the alley.
