[ WP ] The devil dies , and learns of a second afterlife .

I think that the line will never end - `` I must be in hell'' I said to myself as I've checked my number, I could n't even spell it. Red flashing sign was at 779, numbers on my card changed to `` eternity''. I laughed at myself seeing that I've created this system and now I'm a victim of my own sense of humour. How I got there? Well, that's not very interesting story really. I remember climbing up the stool, trying to get that peanut butter jar from top shelf - look at me, showing off, acting like humans - then one thing lead to another, and I'm here. The Devil is dead, it's quite funny actually, but I'm as surprised as you to be honest. At first I was n't quite sure where I was, it was n't new for me to randomly teleport. This time it was different, I felt tired, and I'm never tired. When I looked around I was this big, poorly lit room with so many wierd Things in it. I mean, I know I'm not the most handsome creature but damn, that eagle face guy has to get his shit together. Nobody could really talk to me since nobody of them knew Hebrew, surprise, surprise, nobody speaks English in here... there... or wherever I was. It was n't special kind of afterlife, there were regular people too and that's the worst part. I was The Devil, they were just filthy peasants and I had to stand in line with them. Who they think they are, I can see them giggling and smugging, I would show them, I WILL show them, just have to get the paper work done and I'm off. `` 780'', God this will take forever.
