[ WP ] As a parent , you come to find out that your child is harboring an unusual pet .

`` Jesus fucking Christ!'' I said slamming the door. 
 
 Sara was standing there behind me still holding the fireplace poker. 
 
 She never looked like a mom to me. Even as she was giving birth. She was sexy as hell, and unless we were around the munchkin we were eighteen with experience, not adults. 
 
 `` Was that?'' I can barely ask. She is nodded in a humorous way. Well it would have been funny except for the thing behind the door. 
 
 I cracked it again and got a much longer look at it, though I did n't need more than a heartbeat. Then it turned it's head and I slammed the door closed again. 
 
 That ca n't be real! 
 
 I risked a third time. 
 
 It was about the size of a small cat.But if that was n't a fucking dragon, wings and fire breath included, I was never nine. 
 
 It leap at me and I stumbled backward. I pushed Sara down and did my best to cover her face. But it did n't matter. The thing landed on the floor not to far from our faces. I swear it burped a bit of fire then flicked its tail. 
 
 Then it just curled up and seemed to doze off. 
 
 The door slowly opened and there was John. 
 
 `` Oh.'' He said sleepily looking at us. `` You found Sparky.'' 
 
 As if it knew it's name it flew up and landed on his shoulder wrapping his thin body around my son's arm.
