[ WP ] You enter your living room , only to see many pairs of eyes turn towards you . Your pets have decided to stage an intervention .

Daniel walked in at 7 pm on the dot. `` SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTT that was a long ass day!'' He exclaimed as he walked into the kitchen from the garage. Straight to the fridge he went. He opened it with enough force that the fridge shook, and one of the fridge magnets fell onto the floor. He gave it a quick glance, shrugged, and went back to looking in the ice box. `` Damn, low on beer again.'' He sighed and picked up one of the 12 six packs in the fridge. Alberts country honey brew was his all time favorite beer to drink by himself. Considering Daniel was ALWAYS alone, he gave the folks at Alberts brewing company quite alot of business. He walked into the dining room and pressed the play button on his almost antique answering machine. Daniel did n't own a cell phone, did n't see the point in them. He worked as a mechanic at the service station across the street from his small two bedroom house. He figured if people could n't reach him at work or home that was fine by him. Did n't really like people that much no how, he thought. The answering machine had one message from his mother to call to talk about things and catch up. `` Oh yeah Mom....highlight of my week chatting it up with you.'' With another long sigh he headed into his living room. He was really looking forward to sitting down and watching some basketball on his newer large screen plasma TV. Also later on he would get out the ole lap top and have some pamela handerson. However all those thoughts ceased to exist in his mind when he walked into his living room. His cat Mixie, his dog Dixie, and his pet Oscar fish Trixie all turned and looked him dead in the eye when he walked in the room. This was very strange behavior indeed. Dixie was n't allowed in the house until he got home, and he had n't let her in yet. Mixie usually sulked away into his bedroom whenever he came home. As or Trixie... well what the hell, how often does a fish just turn and stare at you. 
 
 `` The ell is going on t'ere?'' He stated really to himself. 
 
 So it was quite the shock when Mixie answered him. `` Daniel I need you to do us all a favor and come have a seat in your recliner. We really need to talk to you.'' 
 
 `` TALK TO ME??!!! YOU'RE A DARN CAT, YOU SHOULD N'T BE TALKING AT ALL!!!! With that daniel promptly fainted. 
 
 A few moments later he was awoken by a wet sloppy toungue across his face. He opened his eyes to Dixie standing over him. `` Awe girl you know I hate it when you kiss me in the face! Anyways'' And with this set up. `` Daddy must of worked to hard huh girl? I hallucinated that Mixie spoke to me and passed right out.'' 
 
 `` I did speak to you Daniel'' Mixie said from atop the couch across the room. 
 
 `` That's right dad, we are all here to speak to you.'' This time from Dixie 
 
 `` Yes we must speak with you and share our concerns.'' Came a watery sounding addition from Trixie 
 
 `` A-a-abba a-ba-ba-ba-ba'' Was all that could escape Daniel's quivering wide eyed form at the moment. 
 
 `` This will be easier if you come sit Daniel'' This from Mixie. 
 
 Like an obiedient....well animal, Daniel stood up and sat in his favorite chair. Turning the chair to face them he sat very quietly. 
 
 Over the next hour each pet explained how Daniels anti social habbits and over drinking issues were grave concern. Not only were they worried about his health and him dying a lonely man, they were also fearful of their safety. They each told tales of how when he was black out drunk he had done mean and even terrible things to each of them. Of particular note was a game he apparently liked trying to play with trixie called nibble the worm. 
 
 As it was all unfolded before him Daniel got more sullen and more heartbroken. He could n't believe that he had done such things to his closest friends on this earth. They asked him to please change his ways. To move on with his life, find friends and hopefully even a mate. Daniel took it all in stride. 
 
 When they were done he swore to do as they had asked and change. They explained that they would never speak to him again, returning to normal behaving animals. That was the natural way they had explained. 
 
 So several months went by and change Daniel did. He reconnected with college and old high school friends alike. He met a nice girl and they started dating. Things were going great. 
 
 One day Daniel had a cookout at his house for all his friends and new girlfriend. Everyone seemed to be having a great time. One of his college buddies asked him if wanted an Alberts Country Honey Brew. That sounded great to Daniel. 
 
 He was about to say yes when he heard a `` Uh Ummm'' softly behind him. He turned slightly to see Dixie starring him straight in the eyes. After a moment he turned to his friend and said `` Naw man I'm good.'' 

