[ WP ] it is the conclusion of a zombie apocalypse . The zombies are dying of starvation and will soon be dead . However , they outlived almost all of the survivors . Two brothers may be the last humans alive ... But they too will starve to death .

It was probably hit by a truck. 
 
 Half a leg missing, fingers crumpled to no return and the long black gentleman's coat that dressed it's well fed body looked dirty, bug and mud infested. Not to mention those tire marks. 
 
 Yeah, definitely hit by a truck. 
 
 I glanced over at my brother who was naively dancing around the base of our cover, one of the only oak trees left in a 300 mile radius. 
 
 `` Do n't you have something better to do?'' 
 
 `` Like what?'' He spat back, and out of the corner of my eye I noticed the gentleman Zombie stumble a few steps toward us. 
 
 `` Shh, shh.'' I hushed him and shoved my arm out so his running would come to a dire stop. He fell to the ground and muttered some colorful language before licking his wounds better. 
 
 `` What?'' He finally asked. 
 
 `` It's coming over.'' 
 
 The Zombie was slow and from the slight breeze that managed to open his coat I could see he was in no predicament to start running at us. Mind you, I could only just see his legs with that vantage and even then they were in horrible shape. The smell only got worse the closer he got, and while he looked brain dead he must have sensed the fear overcoming my brother and I. 
 
 My brother grasped my leg and hoisted himself up, you know, just in case we needed to get the fuck out of here. 
 
 The gentleman Zombie stalled and an eery silence took over. His hands reached into his coat and his head tilted back to show us his battle wounds. As his hand came out of his coat I could n't help but wonder what he was hiding in there. 
 
 `` What is he-'' 
 
 And there it was. A chicken teriyaki sub with lettuce, mayo, tomato, cheese and garlic aioli! To get you through the Zombie Apocalypse. Thank you Zombie man! And thank you, Subway. 
 
 Subway - Eat Fresh, not rotten.
