[ WP ] You are tasked with conducting the funeral of the human race .

As I looked at the stars tears welled in my eyes, `` I'm not ready to go''.. but neither were the 100 billion who had perished only days prior. I looked at my partner, it was odd that they had left me with someone who spoke English as poorly as she. Communication was unnecessary though as undisturbed this place could run for another five years without us lifting a finger, but neither of us would see the end of those years. She connected the storage module which carried humanities memories, of its home, its happiness, its sadness, its science, its classics, its triumphs, its failures, and it's end. She nodded at me and I pressed a button on the ships console, a light turning on to indicate it was recording. 
 `` Humanity was always proud and perhaps in the end that was it's downfall. The struggle took importance over the needs of any one nation for defeat could only mean extinction and though humanity fought with everything it could muster in the end it was n't enough. This world is lost, and with it the human race.'' 
 I choked up and gave Alice a nod. She switched off the recording, flipped another switch and we listened, listened as all of humanities memories were jettisoned into space, and then we waited. 
 
 Edit: completion
