[ WP ] You die during a driving test and awaken in hell . Satan let 's you return to earth if you complete your test and get your licence on the highway to hell . The devil is your driving instructor , and he is VERY picky .

`` BRAKE!!!!!!!'' the instructor shouted, but it was too late. I ran the light at 100 MPH in the 1970 Ferrari my dad lad lent me. And then the freight train slammed into me. And I was dead. As a `` Fuck religion'' kind of guy, I went straight to hell. Now, Satan said that I could go to Earth again, to commit sin all across the land, but I had to pass the driving test. I could pick my vehicle, but Satan was the instructor. I picked a Raptor 700, and fired it up. We pulled out of the lot, and Satan said `` Merge onto the highway here'' so I got on. I could n't see a stop sign or speed limits anywhere, so I just slammed the gas and went for it. I drove like a maniac. Like I was back off-roading in the sand. Dodging souls, demons, and everything inbetween. Right at the end, as I pulled off the highway, I saw Bon Scott flying down, going easily 200. Satan passed me, and I woke up in the Ferrari, safely off the tracks, instructor vanished, and a shiny new license in my hand. 
 
 I wrote this just for the AC/DC references. RIP Bon Scott
