[ Wp ] Mulder and Scully stumble onto the grounds of Hogwarts ; the only problem is Scully does not see everything Mulder does ... .

`` What are we even doing in Britain, Mulder? We work for the FBI, not Interpol.'' 
 
 `` Scully, you know what I've been finding out about the depth of the U.S. government conspiracy. I just wanted to get away from it all for a bit. Though not away from work: I've heard about some interesting cryptid sightings in this area.'' 
 
 `` What's a cryptid?'' 
 
 `` For someone who spends your time investigating unexplained phenomena, you're *really* behind on the terminology. A cryptid is a creature of which sightings have been reported, but there's been no conclusive evidence. Like Bigfoot.'' 
 
 `` So basically something that does n't exist?'' 
 
 `` Scully, you've seen the evidence of supernatural creatures hundreds, thousands of times. You do n't have faith in science; you have faith in skepticism.'' 
 
 `` Whatever, Mulder. So which cryptid are we trying to find?'' 
 
 `` We're in Scotland.'' 
 
 `` Seriously, Mulder? The Loch Ness monster? Did n't someone admit to faking those photos?'' 
 
 `` You do n't know what kind of pressure the goverment put on him to make him admit that.'' 
 
 `` Anyway, we seem to have gone astray. I'm pretty sure that this lake is not Loch Ness.'' 
 
 `` Then what's that thing?'' 
 
 `` What thing? Holy shit, Mulder, is that a giant tentacle? I'm pretty sure that the Loch Ness monster does n't have tentacles...'' 
 
 `` It kind of looks like it might be part of a giant squid.'' 
 
 `` Giant squids live in the ocean. Not in lakes, especially fresh water ones.'' 
 
 `` Either way, you have to admit that it's evidence that something weird's afoot, Scully. I do n't know what yet. Maybe there's been nuclear dumping causing mutation of all creatures in the lake. Or maybe it's a creature from another world.'' 
 
 `` That seems like a bit of a leap from one tentacle.'' 
 

