[ WP ] Every 2 years , everybody switches genders .

The bianual event known as the great `` transition'' occurs every 2 years in November. The event is so regular the Americans even set their election cycle by it. The process is unique in the animal kingdom, especially amongst the more complex creatures. The transition from female to male is characterized by what is known as a `` mega-period'' where the uterus detaches from the internal vaginal tissue which is then pushed out and the membranes slough off over the course of 2 days. During this time the ovaries enter into and form pouches out of the labia majora which forms the individual's freshly formed testes. The reverse occurs with the male to female transition however it is generally much less painful as it is characterized by a disconcerting feeling of intense and rapid shrinkage and an unsettling `` click'' as the uterus reattaches to the end of the formerly present penis. 
 
 
 The effects of this transition has had strong impacts in world history. It is thought that Neville Chamberlin was undergoing a male to female transition during Hitler's initial expansion into Europe, while it is also theorized that due to a genetic abnormality the ruling Kim family of North Korea has near constant `` mega-periods'' that cause them to constantly push out more penile tissue causing it to curl in on itself. Every few years they then have to have the excess deformed tissue removed, which causes them to miss important meetings and makes less educated watchers of the country question the regime's stability.
