[ wp ] Due to the rise of the minions franchise , overalls have become the standard bad guy gear . Farmers are really pissed off !

Boss what are the overalls for? 
 
 You'll look like a peasant this way, I call it ***Tactical Camoflauge*** 
 
 But why are you giving me a pitchfork to fight with? 
 
 Well cause you're not going to look like a peasant walking around with a rifle are you? So you can either choose between a shovel and a pitchfork and one of those is more deadly than the other. 
 
 I'm still mighty confused about this boss but I'll take a pitchfork 
 
 Damn right you'll take a pitchfork, now go out and gather with the rest of you peasants. Oh and it's dark outside so do n't forget to take a torch. 
 
 Sure thing boss, but I got one last question. Why are you having all of us stand in a big clump outside the castle armed with pitchforks and torches? 
 
 Because this way if we kill certain people it'll just seem like mob justice not straight up murder. So stop complaining and lets get to it. 
 
 *The Boss steps out onto the podium overlooking the mob* 
 
 [ Here we go. ] ( http: //imgur.com/rXErhK2 )
