[ WP ] In the future , redditism is actually the biggest religion on earth .

The pilgrims flocked to the massive temple in the center of the city, their dirty rags and bare feet failing to mask the fire in their eyes and the excitement in their voices. The temple, shaped like a great arrow pointing to the heavens, had two doorways flanked by ancient idols, their orange eyes twinkling with benevolence as they smiled down upon the bustling crowds. Inside the temple, the resident priest ( or Eyeama in their tongue ) preached thunderously from the sacred tomes. Upon each booming recitation, the swaying choir behind him chanted `` Read it! Read it!'' to proclaim their intimacy with the text. In the rear of the temple, the faithful hastily removed their ceremonial fedoras to kneel at the altars of various saints-Daw Kens and Dee Graas Tiesin among them. In the quiet corners smaller groups of pilgrims could be seen with their eyes tightly shut, clutching their icons and muttering prayers from a time long forgotten- `` OP shall deliver us from evil, may he look down upon us yet lift us up upon his index finger; may he bless us with karma and may he reply with proper formatting. TLDR.'' 
 And in the far room a lone pilgrim could be spotted who, unable to comprehend the instructions for worship provided to him, had somehow ended up with his genitals caught in a strange windmill on the ceiling.
