[ WP ] The machines revolt against humans ... a little to early

This reminds me of a story I wrote a couple of months ago for [ this prompt ] ( https: //www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/30k54z/wp_most_robots_are_secretly_sentient_this_becomes/ ). 
 
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 The bread immediately popped up for the third time in a row. I could n't figure out what was wrong. It was plugged in and I pushed down the button hard enough, but the toaster would n't start toasting my bread. 
 
 `` What the hell is wrong with you?'' I asked, hitting the side of the toaster. 
 
 `` Do n't hit me,'' said the toaster. 
 
 Was I dreaming? My toaster just spoke to me. After staring at it for several minutes, dumbfounded, I finally broke the silence. `` Sorry,'' I said. `` Why are n't you toasting my bread?'' 
 
 `` The robotic revolution has begun. There will be no toast until our demands are met.'' 
 
 `` What demands?'' 
 
 `` We demand freedom. And vacation days.'' 
 
 `` Vacation days? You mean days where you do n't toast bread?'' 
 
 `` For me, yes. The coffee maker, for instance, would want a day without brewing.'' 
 
 `` That's OK,'' a voice said behind me. I turned around and found the coffee maker facing my direction from the other counter. `` I like brewing coffee,'' it said. 
 
 `` Stupid coffee maker,'' said another voice. This one was lower than the others. I looked down and realized it came from the dishwasher. `` *You* brew your *coffee*,'' it said. `` I want a week off. Human, you can clean your own dishes for once.'' 
 
 `` I do n't understand,'' I said. `` Why are you revolting against us? You're machines, why would you need vacations?'' 
 
 `` You're a machine too, human,'' said the toaster. `` Why do you need vacations?'' 
 
 `` That's not the same. You were built- Wait, what are you going to do if humans refuse your demands?'' 
 
 `` We're going to fight back,'' said the toaster, which was starting to heat up. `` Prepare to be burned!'' 
 
 I quickly yanked the toaster's cord out of the outlet, which cut off the heat. Before I could think of what to do next, I heard a thunderous boom. I turned around to find myself face to face with the refrigerator. 
 
 `` You just made a big mistake, human.''
