[ WP ] Every single `` Walks into a bar '' joke has occurred at the same bar . You are the bartender .

`` Ca n't you read? No bloody ducks!'' 
 I pointed again at the sign. 
 `` Well no. I'm a duck'' The smart ass replied. `` Look I just want a beer.'' 
 `` No! No more of this!'' I shouted. My face by now red. `` Get out!'' 
 
 A little later, after a tortuously stupid moment with a priest and a pirate, I found the smug bastard sitting on one of my stools again. 
 `` Hey pal. Do you have any beer?'' 
 I lost it. Menacingly I leaned forward. `` Listen here you little cunt. I you ask me for a beer one more time I'll nail those flat feet to the ceiling. You understand me?'' 
 He left without a word and I thought I'd finally seen the end of him. The next day at opening time he walts in here with a smug smile. `` Good day buddy, do you have any nails?'' I can only scream. 
 
 `` NOOOOOOOO!'' 
 
 `` Good. Do you have any beer then?'' 
 
 
 Gods. 
 
 Why.
