[ WP ] `` God '' is actually two people : one who is omnipotent but not omniscient , and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent . They both hate each other .

`` Look, just trust me this one time.'' 
 
 `` Oh, this one time, sure.'' 
 
 `` Okay, along with all the other times.'' 
 
 `` The answer's still no.'' 
 
 `` Fuckin... why? Do you doubt me?'' 
 
 `` Every second of every day.'' 
 
 `` That's rude.'' 
 
 `` It's accurate, god!'' 
 
 `` Well, you should still do it, god.'' 
 
 `` Give me a reason.'' 
 
 `` Trust me, I know it does n't seem like it, but the alternative is actually worse.'' 
 
 `` How?'' 
 
 `` It'd take too long to explain.'' 
 
 `` Last time you said that shit, you had me see to it that angry fucking German guy got rejected from art school, and look what that got us!?'' 
 
 `` Still not as bad as it could have been.'' 
 
 `` Wh-how? How could it have possibly been worse?'' 
 
 `` It'd take-'' 
 
 `` Take too long to explain, yeah, sure. Fine... I ca n't believe I'm agreeing to this.'' And with a wave of his hand, they sat back and watched the next president of the United States sworn in, reiterating his promises to make America great again.
