[ WP ] `` Oh my god , that 's an Adult Human . What should we do ? ``

`` Oh my god, that's an Adult Human. What should we do?'' Thoughts shot around my brain like a meth head with a rickshaw. `` Quick Doug, pee on it to show dominance!'' Doug, without a moments hesitation, whipped out and poured out. 
 
 I suddenly aware that I was wet. I cracked open my eyes only to see a penis whizzing on me. `` GOD FUCKING ALMIGHTY DOUG!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!??!'' I screamed as I shot up from the couch. `` It's attacking! Quickly, retreat to the fort!'' Pete sternly commanded. As they stumbled off laughing like the drunk assholes they were, I made a vow never to get piss drunk during another Magic game again.
