[ WP ] Painfully misinterpret a company slogan .

`` Is she alright?'' Mitch asked the man in white anxiously. Behind him, a plain truck stood parked by a driveway in the midday sun, the quiet of the otherwise boring suburb punctuated by the muffled screams of a woman in the truck. 
 
 `` Sir, she will be fine. I think they're almost done'', came the assuring reply. 
 
 Suddenly, the cries stopped. The man in white looked up from his clipboard and turned to look at the truck. 
 
 `` Ben!'' He exclaimed, `` Are we done yet?'' 
 
 A head poked out from the driver side window. `` Yep, we're cleaning up now, just a few more minutes!'' 
 
 Mitch perked up and anxiety turned to joy. 
 
 `` That means, everything is fine? Can I see her?'' 
 
 The man in white beamed back, as he had countless times before. `` Just give us a few minutes, and you'll all be on your way'', he replied. 
 
 `` Oh, thank you! Thank you so much! If you had n't come so fast we might have had to go to the hospital ourselves!'' 
 
 `` It's nothing, sir. After all, we live to deliver.'' 
 
 

