[ WP ] You are legally allowed to commit murder once , but you must fill out the proper paperwork and your proposed victim will be notified of your intentions

I liked these guys. None of them were as smart as I am but we got along, the house had a lot of space and they did n't infringe on my reality any. I went to class, I came home, I ate and I paid my bills. They did the same. I was going to be a doctor and all my bros respected that. I was grateful. It was better than living in the dorms, even before all that roommate nonsense. If you could believe it, the house was quieter than the residence halls. It was dirtier, sure, but I could live with that for a couple more years. There was a knock on the door. Tommy was closest, so he answered. 
 
 `` Jack, uh, it's for you bro.'' 
 
 `` So let her in,'' I replied, trying to sound cool about it. I really was n't expecting anyone. 
 
 `` No, Jack, he, uh, he says he needs to see you right now in person.'' 
 
 Oh shit. I looked at my watch. Did I forget a tutoring appointment? If I did, I forgot it completely because I have no idea what I'm missing. There's a guy in the doorway wearing standard issue khakis with a standard issue blue button-down shirt. A drone of some kind. He's holding a small device. I look at him suspiciously. He looks at me, checks the screen, sighs, and asks for a signature as he hands me the gadget. 
 
 `` What is this?'' I ask. 
 
 `` Notification. Initial there and there too, please.'' 
 
 `` Is this, like, a delivery or something?'' 
 
 `` Not really, no. Your answer should be coming up on the screen now, initial after you scroll through. Check the box if you want to reserve the ROR which will be delivered to your heir.'' 
 
 `` My what?'' I ask after initialing all the boxes. 
 
 `` Look at the screen, sir.'' 
 
 It reads: FUCKED UP THE BELL CURVE 
 
 I look up from the pad and I see a girl from my biology lab emerge from the bushes and she's... Holy shit is that a gun? I turn back to the house, see Tommy and the others and I hear, or think I hear, a collective moan before I definitely hear two pops and fall. 

