[ EU ] Hogwarts has a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher - Gregory House

'I should n't have told her that she has nice breasts,' House thought for the millionth time. Now he ended up on a train where you had to go through some sort of optical illusion to board. All very strange, but there must be a rational explanation he is sure. 
 
 The train starts to slow down. Looking through the window he sees green English countryside and a big castle in the distance. What kind of a place is this. This plan is very elaborate. Whoever invited him here, he suspects Wilson, is pulling out all the stops. The train stopped with a jerk. House disembarked and climbed in the chariot he assumed was waiting for him. 
 
 As the chariot stopped in front of the big castle, he saw 3 kids running towards him. There is only 1 thing he hates more than children and that's a group of them together. 
 
 The 1st kid had un-kept red hair, lots of freckles. Generally looks irritating and desperate for attention. the 2nd was a girl, looks like she would be able to be featured on those irritatingly vapid book covers in a few years. The 3rd kid had glasses and some deformity on his face, he just looks needy and as if he needs to be the center of attention all the time. All said, they look like snotty know it all, kids, he did n't like them at all. 
 
 The deformed face one said,'' Good morning, my name is Harry, you must be the new defense against the dark arts teacher? I have never seen a wand that big before!'' A wand? This must be a mental institution if they refer to a walking stick as a wand. `` Very funny where is Wilson? I knew something was up when I got invited to be the defense against the dark farts teacher by a wizardly sounding old man that sounded suspiciously like Wilson trying to make a wizardly old man voice.'' They just stood there looking at him, seemingly dumbfounded and not understanding. 
 
 Oh well, guess we'll play this one through to the end.
