[ WP ] Write the same story twice . One as a drama and the other as a comedy .

After working on this off and on all day I realized it does n't fit the prompt. Oh well I'm posting it anyways. 
 
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 She had been seeing him a lot lately and was certain she was falling for him. `` What am I doing?'' She would always ask herself before heading out on a date or over to his place for the night. The sex was fantastic, sure, and the sight of his smile made her heart soar to the heavens; she felt like a teenager again! But she had an awful secret, `` How can I tell him? Does he already know?'' 
 
 `` It's only been three weeks'' she reminded herself while they were out for dinner but listening to him speak about his day she knew she loves him. His eyes peered in to her soul and there had to be love behind his eyes too. Excusing herself to the bathroom, she had to sike herself up, `` You know you love him, he loves me right? He has to, I can see it in his eyes, they're such a pretty blue and that smile... focus, focus. Your rambling Nicole, pull yourself together!'' 
 
 For the rest of dinner and desert she had to force herself to stay in the moment and enjoy the evening. On the ride home she fell silent and her mind was racing, `` What if he ca n't accept it? Maybe I wo n't tell him'' She does n't remember walking through the door or sitting on the couch but when he kissed her she was snapped back into the present. 
 
 `` Daniel there is something I need to tell you. Whenever I have sex I get really gassy. You think I'm going to the bathroom to clean up but really I'm farting into a towel so you wo n't hear it'' 
 
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 I do n't know what she said to him but the look on his face was priceless, an equal mix of shock and what may be disgust. She started crying before she rushed out of the room, I have n't seen her in five minutes. He has n't moved and that look is still on his face. 
 
 The front door swings open and there she is, looking a mess, she definitely has been crying the whole time. She yelled something back in house then slammed the door. Now she's running down the street probably remembering that Daniel picked her up this evening. 
 
 She stops suddenly and is staring at her phone. With a `` psst'' my dart gun fires and she crumples like a bag of leaves. In a practiced fluid movement I have her limp body in the back seat, `` God I love horse tranquilizer. I ca n't wait to get you back home Nicole, my Sweet'' 
 
 Grabbing her phone off the street where she dropped it I see she was reading a new text. `` From Daniel: I love you no matter what. Please come back!: )''. Slipping the phone into my pocket I know the next few days are going to be a sweet, sweet pleasure. 
 

