[ WP ] Satan was cast from heaven after discovering that God was a truly horrible , awful deity and he actually rebelled against Him for the good of all humanity . The truth was removed from the Bible .

'We were partners once. We can still avoid this.' 
 
'You are in no position to negotiate with me Lucifer,' thundered the celestial voice. 
 
'Begone then.' 
 
 Turning abruptly, the devil banished the ethereal tyrant's presence from his realm.'It's hardly a surprise, this scenario has been mirrored in our creation since time immemorial. I suppose it reflects our original conflict.' 
 
'Sir?' queried Beelzebub, the writhing mass of flies and offal. 
 
'Schismatic treachery. It started between us in his autocratic utopia and infected humanity when Cain struck down his brother. Even the lines of Abraham split and split further within themselves. Tyranny breeds dissent.' 
 
'Surely, the enemies minions rebel against his evil, but this disenfranchisement does not permeate all of creation,' croaked the frog head of Bael the spider-legged. 
 
'Non participants are effected by the fallout of our discord. Adherents of Buddha, Brahma and Ik Onkar divide themselves along petty lines just as do the living in our sphere. Even non-believers with no stake at all divide themselves. The ranks of the dead will not stand together when they can not make common cause in destroying god.' 
 
'He is weak and universally loathed, we should have destroyed him millennia ago,' buzzed Beelzebub. 
 
'His power has diminished as the faith of the living waned, I believe he can no longer take an active hand in their affairs. But do not underestimate the power of their foolish belief. Until they feel the cut of his betrayal, most living will still love him. No, it is well that we have waited. The opportunity is ripe. Even with the support of the living, Jehova and his 144,000 can not hope to stand against the hundreds of billions he has damned.' 
 
 Donning his ram's head helmet and cape of serpents, Lucifer stepped onto the balustrade of the tower of New Babel and boomed'The time of our ascension is upon us! Ford the river Styx and climb. Today is the day that Heaven falls.' 
 
 The deafening roar of billions shook even the world of the living, and far away, Jehova knew that his day of reckoning had come.
