[ WP ] You go onto a writing prompt , and you notice that the enlarged first letters in all the comments spell out `` H E L P M E ''

I sat down to the table with a big bowl of cheerios. In between several sloppy slurps, I plopped open my laptop to browse a few things before work in 30. 
 
 I hopped onto the Front Page and saw a WRITING PROMPTS post. 
 
 Could I bust something out before I had to split? That's like two constraints; a topic and a time limit. Sounded like a bit of fun and I'm game for a challenge. 
 
 The post had over 2000 upvotes. Must've been a juicy prompt, huh? no. It was something mundane, like, `` Your roommate built a time machine from a broken microwave but ca n't go back in time before microwaves existed.'' 
 
 Whatever, I could work with this. But. Maybe I should check out the other posts to see if there's anything that might get the wheels rollin' in the old noodle. 
 
 Skimmed through it all but the new font they threw on everything was a bit distracting. 
 
 H... E... L... P... Wait... 
 
 HELP ME was spelt out with the first letter of every comment. Hmm... 
 
 My therapist told me to ignore these kinds of things as they were probably just a coincidence but today was different. 
 
 I was tired of these hallucinations bothering me all the time. So I did what any sane person would do. I fought back in the most forceful way I could imagine. 
 
 I settled in and made about 30 throwaway accounts and meticulously vote rigged each comment until the words were reorganized to spell PM HEEL. I then took a photo of my heel and sent it to all of the commenters from all of the throwaways. Of course by the time this was over I was about four hours late for work. 
 
 Later that day, I found out my accounts were all deleted and my IP was blocked from creating new one. 
 
 But the real question, was it all worth it? 
 
 The answer is mainly no, because my neglected breakfast cheerios became soggy and that just threw off the rest of my day. 
 

