[ WP ] In light of the recent killer clown epidemic you decide it would be funny to dress up like a clown and walk around on a Friday night . While doing so you run into a killer clown .

`` OI!... LOOK!!! Over There!'' someone shout from afar. Shit... `` It's one of them... It's a clown!'' and they started chasing me. It'll be fun they said... Well it IS fun when I'M the one who scare them, not the other way around. 
 
 What the hell make me do this anyway? Oh right... MYSELF. A goddamn idea born in the toilet, I should have listened to my mother. `` If you got an idea when you pooping, forget it, It's shitty'' forgive me mom, but seriously help me! 
 
 It's Saturday, 2 AM. I dressed up as a clown, but I forgot something very important. In 22 October 2016 the city will organize `` Killer Clown Hunt'' and the reward is good amount of cash. And because of that people suddenly become fearless, and make me scared shitless. Well money always make everyone blind after all. 
 
 After 1 hour of running I see him, another clown. And he's kinda scary, cause he looked like a fictional horror character. He has a blazing red hair and sharp nose, and he dual wield a daedric war axe. But it's not his appearance that scared me, it's his eyes. He watched my steps very closely. When I'm intimidated by his presence, the people were not... Instead they quicken their speed. Maybe they want to catch us both. Then the clown look into my eyes... and started running. 
 
 The damned clown seems terrified by the situation, I chased after him. We look at each other eyes and started running side by side. After 1 more hour we started to feel fatigued, the people too but they just did n't care, they only cared about money. And I see it... A wall, a holed wall, but the hole is too high. We look at each other once again and we understood one another. I run as fast as I can to the base, I crouched, he jump on my back, he climbed to the hole, he turn his back and looked into my eyes. It's a start of a beautiful friendship. Then he started running away... Leaving me alone. Fuck that guy.
