[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

`` Dragon, it has been a long time since anyone dared to enter here. The reason of it is that fighting you has become a bit of a religion in the surrounding towns. They hold a tournament once a year to see who is the worthiest, and send him up here to `` slay the unspeakable evil, and join the ranks of the gods!'' blah blah blah. Of course, you and i know you just eat them ( how you manage to remove them from the armor I'll never know ). But thats one human every 40+ years! Look at you, you're skin and bones! So, here is my idea: tell me your story. I will go about and tell this story across the world, so that all with a taste for glory will know exactly where you are, and deliver themselves right to the mouth of your cave! And all i ask in return is your aid should i ever need it. So what do you say, dragon? Do we have a deal?''
