[ WP ] When you die , you do n't go to the afterlife of you 're religion , you go to the afterlife of the religion whose tenets you followed most closely , knowingly or not .

HERE IS YOUR STOP, SCHERAZADE. 
 
 `` This is literally just a mockup of Manhatten with a statue of Spider-Man instead of the Statue of Liberty.'' 
 
 YES. 
 
 `` The hell kind of afterlife is this? I've been gypped!'' 
 
 YOUR ONLY RELIGION IS ONE SENTENCE. AS SUCH... 
 
 `` Oh..... Bollocks. I believed in being good to others! I ca n't be that into the Spiderman mantra! It's fundamentally flawed if taken to its extreme!'' 
 
 ALL YOUR LIFE, YOUR BELIEFS STEM FROM ONE PHILOSOPHY. 
 
 IF YOU HAVE POWER... YOU HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO USE IT FOR GOOD. 
 
 IN THIS PLACE, YOU ARE POWERFUL. WHAT YOU DO IS UP TO YOU. 
 
 `` I ca n't... You're making me a mini-god? This is my afterlife? But the very nature of the philosophy... To do nothing would be better, since I would n't interfere with their natural progression. This is basically a hell to me. Infinite cosmic power, teeny tiny living space, countless people desperate for help that if I provide it means superheroes never arise to help them help themselves...'' 
 
 Death had vanished. 
 
 `` Balls. Okay. Shit. First off, we're making that statue the proper one, that just looks silly.''
