[ WP ] Sailors have always been a superstitious bunch . In the long stretches of darkness and isolation between stars superstitions still run high . So let 's hear a ghost story from deep space .

I woke up on an unknown place that was n't my house. So I instantly got scared so I ran away from the room I was in. I saw a huge window. And I realized it. I'm in motherfucking space. I got instantly hyped because I always wanted to be an astronaut. But I ended in a boring desk job. So I went to a walk around the station I woke up in. On the corner of my eye I spotted someone. Because he was the first person I saw I went in his direction to greet him. And when he saw me at that exact moment he pissed his pants and had a face of someone who just saw a ghost. I looked at my hands and I understood why he was surprised. I am a ghost! He ran away from me and I screamed at him `` wait I wo n't posses you and make you do a bunch of horrible stuff!'' He came back to me carrying a cross and praying. So I told him `` it wo n't work you know''. He answered `` you're probably right. You promise not to posses me?'' I answered `` yep'' so he introduced himself `` I am Tom and I am an engineer on this space station'' I answered to him `` I'm Jeff. And, dude you're a freaking astronaut!'' Tom answered `` Yeah I guess. Can you do cool ghost stuff?'' I then turned invisible and possessed one of the tools he carried. Tom said `` Whoa that's pretty neat I'll introduce you to the rest of the crew.'' So he gathered everyone in one room while I waited invisible. He introduced me to the crew `` Guys this is Jeff and he is a gho-'' at that moment I turned visible and made the spookiest face I could. And that is how I became the station's mascot
