[ WP ] You just awoke from cryogenic sleep and discover you are aboard a space ship carrying the last of the humans , searching for a habitable planet . How did you get aboard the ship ?

The thing nobody tells you about cryosleep is how much it hurts when you wake up. I mean think about it. You're sitting immobile for decades and you think our muscle mass is going to stay the same? The high protein diet before the launch and even the electrical stimulation the system runs do n't amount to more than ways to stave off the atrophy. 
 
 `` Greetings, Captain Sullivan. Destination found. Habitable planet within range.'' 
 
 `` Thank you, Computer. Launch probes. Time to destination?'' 
 
 `` The planet is one standard month away from destination, as per cryosleep protocols. Gravity intensification regimen slated to start at 0200 hours. Probes launched.'' 
 
 `` Good. Please get me something for this headache.'' 
 
 `` Unable to comply with medication request as medical protocols have not been run.'' 
 
 `` Dammit computer I do n't need...'' 
 
 `` Beginning medical evaluation. Diagnosis; dehydration. Administering additional water supplements. Medication not required.'' 
 
 `` I hate you, computer.'' 
 
 `` Noted for the one hundred and fourty seventh time, captain. Probes are detecting transmissions from destination planet.'' 
 
 `` Analysis?'' 
 
 `` Local sentient life has information network similar to the Nexus in its early stages. Accessing.'' There was a moments pause. `` Planet designation changed. Destination: Earth.'' 
 
 
 `` That's a shitty name for a planet.''
