[ WP ] You are invisible inside a Walmart for two hours

`` So, what else do I need for groceries.'' as I push the cart down the bread isle. 
 
 `` Excuse me sir.'' a man dressed in a business suit and a odd looking hat. I just figured that it's one of those Walmart weirdos. 
 
 `` Yes?'' I said in full fledged doubtfulness. Humoring him was possible the best solution to this guy bothering me. 
 
 `` Would you like know a secret?'' he said in a cheery but disturbing tone. 
 
 `` No thank you, I have some where to be, sorry!'' I quickly push my cart, until the man grabs the cart. I look at him in a disgruntled way. 
 
 `` What's your problem?'' I say angrily. 
 
 `` Please, I assure you, I will make it worth your time.'' He grinned ever so slightly. 
 
 I stayed quiet and heard this guy out, hoping he would leave me alone even faster. 
 
 `` What I have here is a drink...'' Great, he's a salesman. Someone help me. 
 
 ``... but not just any drink...'' He raised his arms in the air like some lunatic, 
 
 and with a booming voice he yelled, `` A drink that can make you INVISIBLE!'' 
 
 After he was done laughing, he noticed that I was already gone. Trying to go my normal way getting my groceries, I see him looking for me. I dodge him every time he comes close. 
 
 It was getting really ridiculous, so I hid in the woman's dressing room. I had to make my self invisible from that ridiculous man. Dang, it was the longest 2 hours of my life. Good thing I had Netflix on my phone. 
 
 Later, found out the the man got arrested for giving out a drink that contained cocaine and horse semen.
