[ WP ] You 've just woken up in the body of Michael Scott . You now need to convince the rest of the office that you are n't actually Michael .

`` OK, Michael,'' Jim said. `` I really need to get back to work.'' 
 
 `` For the last time,'' I said. `` Stop calling me Michael!'' 
 
 `` Oh, no,'' Pam said, rubbing her eyes with her hand. 
 
 ( Cut to interview with Pam ) 
 
 `` I knew we were getting some bad news from corporate today. I figured that Michael would take it hard, but he's already jumped into roleplaying. I thought he'd at least make it to after lunch before he'd have time to invent a character. I'm just glad that this character does n't have an offensive accent. Yet.'' 
 
 ( End interview ) 
 
 `` Look,'' I said. `` I'm not Michael Scott. I do n't work for Dunder Mifflin.'' 
 
 `` Oh yeah?'' Kevin called from his desk. `` How much does a ream of paper weigh?'' 
 
 `` I have no idea!'' 
 
 `` Actually,'' Oscar said, `` I do n't think the real Michael Scott would know either.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know either,'' Kevin said. 
 
 Oscar furrowed his brow, `` Then why did you-'' 
 
 `` Michael,'' Toby said, putting his hand on my shoulder. `` I know today is a stressful day, but I think it would be in everybody's best interest if we just let the office work.'' 
 
 I took a deep breath. `` Yeah,'' I said. `` It's been a much more stressful day than you know.'' 
 
 `` It sure has been long and hard,'' Jim said. 
 
 `` That's what she... no!'' I said, cutting off my immaturity at the last second, but not before Jim could look at the camera with a shrug. 
 
 `` I do n't know anything about paper, I do n't sexually harass women in the work place, I don't-'' 
 
 `` Michael,'' Toby said, putting his hand on my shoulder again. 
 
 `` GODDAMMIT, TOBY, KEEP YOUR ****ING HAND OFF ME!'' I yelled. 
 
 ( Cut to interview with Dwight ) 
 
 `` Yeah, it's him.''
