[ WP ] Write a murder from the perspective of a cheerful inanimate object

Oh, there he is! My owner, my best friend, who has n't managed to play with me in quite a while, I'm sure he will today! He's just been busy these past few decades, maybe now that he's been fired he'll play with me again. I loved the way he used to rub my furry mane and call me his best friend, now I'm just in this dusty corner. I suppose it's a nice dusty corner, look at all of this neat stuff near me! There's the vase where he smokes from at night, probably inhaling the flowers nutrients because he's so smart! And look, I had no idea Samuel L Jackson was in Pulp-Fiction, Who's Samuel L Jackson? What's Pulp Fiction? Those are such silly words! I never noticed that powder on the cover before, that nilly willy was eating dough boys without me! 
 
 Jason's sure been pacing back and forth for a long time, maybe he's thinking about playing with me to get his mind off of the money he owes to the Bank Men. I do n't know what any of that is, but it sure sounds about right to me. I was right, my speakers pounding while he walks closer and closer to me, I was right! We're going to play! -- Oh! I guess he needed to sugar on top of Pulp Fiction, perhaps to stay awake so we can play a bunch of games! 
 
 I've never seen anybody put sugar up their nose before! It sounds painful! His screams are deafening my ears, if I were to have any. Why is he suddenly so angry? Maybe the hole in the wall is because he wants to be a boxer. Oh yay! Judy's home! 
 
 Do n't yell at Judy, she's nice! You're both in love and so sweet, why wo n't this stop? All I can do is vibrate from the loud bangs I'm hearing, I did n't know they were remodeling Tessa's room. Oh there he is! Jason must have cut himself while working on the room, he does n't seem to be in pain though. Why is n't he changing? Maybe he's going to cuddle me for comfort! 
 
 I've never seen that shiny metal toy before, it's strange that you'd put it inside of your mouth. Jason must be taking his medicine! Oh I knew he had that rash again! Ow! That noise hurt my ears, why's everything smokey in here? Jason, is that you on the floor? Why are you on the floor? Let's play, do n't you want to spend time with me? 
 
 Oh boy, Tessa's crying! Hopefully that will wake him up if all of the paint pooling by his head does n't. Come on Silly! W-Wo n't you wake up?
