[ WP ] There are food critics and movie critics . Then there 's you : the serial killer critic .

\*** ( 3/5 ) 
 **Effective, but unprofessional** 
 
 *By KillRater195* 
 
 *** 
 At first, I was amazed with this guy. The delivery was very fast, and I am delighted to say that I am currently bleeding out on my carpet as I write this, a mere 30 minutes after I ordered. He scouted around the windows, cut my phone lines, then burst in through my bedroom window and swiftly delivered a stab to my chest, three stabs to my legs, then cut off my arm and slashed a final time at my ribcage, just below the collarbone. 
 
 Unfortunately, as this rating would indicate, his performance still leaves much to be desired. He failed to prevent me from accessing the internet, or even deactivate my cell phone. This is a massive flaw in the service, especially considering the extra money I paid for a `` top quality'' assasination. To add to this, he never checked my vitals, and did little to dispose of the corpse other than throw me in a closet. 
 
 Overall, I would only reccomend this if you only care about speed, and/or are planning to move out of the country immediately afterwards. However, if that is the case, it is worth the money and there are very few killers out there who can do the job like this guy. I myself am glad that I only ordered him for a review run and not for an actual target. 
 
 *12 out of 15 people found this review helpful! *
