[ WP ] `` You 're not a god . Gods do n't bleed. ``

`` You're not a god. Gods do n't bleed.'' 
 
 `` Well they do n't fuck their sisters either, but I mean how else are you going to make Ares, Hebe, and Hephaestus?'' The young man retorted. He regretted his choice of words when he narrowly escaped a lightning bolt that would've struck him in the family jewels. 
 
 `` Insolent child. Do you not know who you're talking to?'' 
 
 `` The One-True Siscon? Fuck you and your lightning bolts, Zeus. And your shitty ass opinion too, you do n't determine who a god is.'' The young man said, flipping him the bird. 
 
 `` I can end your life in a mere instance, yet you remain. Why are you so stubborn?'' 
 
 `` Because you're being a big ass bitch. Try me.'' The young man offered, putting his hands behind his back. In a fit of rage, Zeus began to hurl lightning at the boy. When the dust cleared, he still stood there, unharmed but even more pissed off. 
 
 `` And see, that's what I mean. I do n't want daddy issues or anything, but you pretended to be a woman, seduced my mom, and then made her a constellation. I should beat the fucking brakes off you.'' The man said, beginning his descent down Mount Olympus. 
 
 ``... Arcas? Wait!'' 
 
 `` Fuck. You. I might only be a demigod, but that still does n't mean you can do fuckall, shitty old man.''
