[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

So you think I lie out of habit? You think I ca n't help it? 
 
 I can tell the truth just fine. I assure you there is no *compulsion* on my part to lie. Telling the truth does n't feel'unnatural' to me, does n't bother me at all... but neither does lying. 
 
 Both are just ways of communication as far as I'm concerned, and if a situation calls for one over the other; so be it. Just so happens that lying, often at the expense of others, usually works out better for *me*. 
 
 So you see, I'm not a compulsive lair. I'm a pathological one. 

