[ wp ] `` Everyone makes those jokes . Ya know ? 'Oh , if I went back in time , I would change this and this ... ' But honestly , I never expected it to actually happen ''

Okay... so, the first day or two, I thought I was having some kind of dream. So, I'm really sorry about the Tomb of the Terra Cotta Bunnies. That was supposed to belong to some guy called Qin Shi Thingummy, or something. Really, I ca n't overstate how sorry I am about the bunnies. In my defense, the guy was a douche. 
 
 Secondly... the, uh, Incas? Not supposed to have zeppelins. Or cyber-llamas. You know, I'm not really sorry about that, you people were dicks in my timeline. Plus, the Castilian coat of arms looks bitchin' with those rayguns and llamas rampant on it. 
 
 Um... Okay, what else, what else? Ooh, the Sistine Chapel! Donatello and Leonardo were n't supposed to be anywhere near there, but... well, there was this show, see, when I was a kid, with these... these talking... look, it seemed really funny when I was drunk, okay? 
 
 Yes, I pantsed the Dadaist with the little mustache. And it was *so* worth it.
