[ WP ] The legendary Ted from Accounting runs afoul of a new foe : Janice from Accounting , who just does n't give a fuck .

'OK so but what does it matter if it's trust funds or F & A Ted, I mean it's all going to pay for the same stuff right so like what does it matter?' 
 
'You ca n't just take funds from an F & A source and put them in a trust budget Janice! That is the precise literal definition of embezzlement.' 
 
'OK well you can tone down the drama a skosh no one's buying hookers or crack so just chill out all right.' 
 
'So then why are you even bringing it up, hookers and...' 
 
'Because like look it's the end of the fiscal year and we're gon na lose like all this money like what is it even like ten thousand dol...' 
 
'Seventy-eight point four...' 
 
'OK so like even better see we just journal it over to our conference account and we can use that to like go on a business trip see?' 
 
'Do n't you see, we ca n't just move the money from one budget to another and spend it like it was there in the first place.' 
 
'Well why not Ted, I mean who else is going to see this? You think Lisa knows fuck about the finances, I mean we're going to lose this F & A budget if we do n't spend it so why not just spend it on something like...' 
 
'Like what Janice.' 
 
'Like Maldives I heard they have a nude beach.' 
 
'A nude...' 
 
'A nude beach yes, point is it's stupid to waste all this money right, I mean what do you think central is going to do with it when they get it back from us after we do n't spend it.' 
 
'Well there's residual funds and the parent budg...' 
 
'They're going to fly their fat asses over to Bora Bora like we're going to do, could you approve the journal I just submitted should be in your approval queue yeah click right there no wait.' 
 
'Janice your shirt...' 
 
'Here yeah that one OK does it look good to you.' 
 
'Looks, yeah I'd say it looks perfectly acceptable from this angle.' 
 
'OK so then just like click approve right there like they taught you in fancy accounting approval school.' 
 
'Wait.' 
 
'What.' 
 
'Maybe we should do this under Lisa's login.' 
 
'Wow.' 
 
'What?' 
 
'I never thought you could turn me on.'
