( CW ) Write a story using words that only begin with vowels .

Ernest often enjoyed an appetizer at Eileen ’ s Eatery on Euclid Avenue. At eight o ’ clock, usually intoxicated, Ernest ’ d enter, occasionally eyeing Eileen amorously. 
 
 One April evening, Ernest ’ s order arrived especially agreeable. 
 
 “ Eileen ’ s eggplant is incredible! ” Ernest enthused. “ Eileen, enlighten us. Is an undisclosed ingredient utilized? ” 
 
 Eileen, embarrassed, admitted “ I only use olive oil. Eggplant is enchanting all on its own. ” 
 
 “ Impossible! ” intoned Ernest, overreacting. “ An obvious understatement. Eggplant alone isn ’ t as enjoyable. Agree? ” Ernest inquired, elbowing another eater, earning an uncertain emission as an answer. 
 
 Eileen, enraged at Ernest ’ s outburst, exited abruptly. Alarmed at Eileen ’ s actions, Ernest attempted an appeal. 
 
 “ Eileen, I apologize, ” Ernest avowed, adding “ I ’ ll actually admit it… I am enamored… ” 
 
 Eileen unexpectedly ended Ernest ’ s admission, objecting “ Ernest, enough. Alcohol elicits emotional outbursts in everyone. I am uncomfortable. Exit, at once! ” 
 
 Awkward and unfulfilled, Ernest escaped, alone again. 

