[ WP ] You wake up in a dimly lit prison cell to find your cell door busted open , a pile of unconscious guards , a stuffed duck called Leeroy , the faint sound of Gangnam Style , and an absurd amount of blood on your hands

Leeroy, LEEROY. He had done it again. Just when I thought I was safe from him, from his fluffy, malevolent grasp. I had gone to the trouble of getting myself locked away in a maximum security facility. Framing myself for serial homicide was not easy!! Faking all those deaths, not easy!!!! Oh I was so sure it would work, I was so sure he would n't get to me here... I finally thought I could sleep again... Oh how I'd missed sleeping!!! Even if it was sleep on a hard, soggy mattress in maximum security prison where the toilet is a hole in the floor... Leeroy, you bastard! I should have framed the murders on you! Had you locked away! Oh but who would believe that a stuffed duck could commit murder. Who would believe that a stuffed duck could cause such mayhem. Who would believe that a stuffed duck would become conscious and self aware and hungry for human experience and become my best friend then betray me and possess me in my sleep and sneak into Rachel Roberts house in the middle of the night and get me expelled from grade school and turn my whole family against me and my life upside down? Ha! Who would believe that! Oh Leeroy, and we were so close too.... Forget Rachel, why ca n't we go back to how things were, you and I, me and my best friend, my imaginary best friend... 
 
 `` GO BACK TO BEING IMAGINARY!!!!'' 
 
 The man threw the stuffed toy against the prison wall, its white faux fur stained red by the blood on his hands. The toy duck bounced against the wall and fell to the floor, rolling for a moment then becoming still, inanimate, as a stuffed duck should be. He continued taking to the duck, cursing, screaming, accusing the toy of possessing him in his sleep and making him commit horrible acts. The door to the man's prison cell hung ajar, outside the bodies of half a dozen security guard lay unconscious, or dead. 
 
 
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 i was going somewhere with this, but this is all I got for now lol
