[ WP ] Either tell us a true story from your own experience that slips into erotic fiction OR tell us a fake story that slips into a real sexual encounter you 've had . We 'll guess which you chose . [ NSFW ]

Now, I'm something of an odd case. Division 1 athlete, probably the most physically fit guy on campus. Literally get numbers thrown at me walking down the street. But I was born in Aspen with a burger in my mouth, if you catch my drift. 
 
 Cajones though, I got in spades. So when the art folks come round to the athletic facilities, asking for volunteer models, I say'what the heck.' I mean, guess I'm a little worried considering as how I'm literally scared of women for legal reasons and have no idea how the nether-regions are going to react, but what you gon na do. 
 
 So me, naive and inexperienced as I am, gets to sit in a room full of prying eyes studying my nakedness. Naturally, my 3 predominant thoughts at the moment are: 1. Do n't pop a stiffy. 2. No boner. 3. Do not under any circumstances become erect. 
 
 So I do n't. Somehow. The combination of this impressive display of willpower and the body of a Greek god ( now complemented by fresh narcissistic sculptures, one of which I still have ) has attracted some members of my captivated audience. 
 
 After awkwardly being forced to chat with the interested guys ( it was a notoriously gay college ) whom I could not detach myself from on account of being socially incompetent, I was forcibly dragged back to a dorm by an aggressive duo of the desired gender. 
 
 This was a new experience, but not an unwelcome one. However, I found my thoughts were preoccupied with conjecture on how one put on a condom. Eventually concluding that I had no idea how such contraptions functioned, I prepared to brazenly invade their snatches without adequate preparation. On the scale of stupidity, this decision lay somewhere near invading Russia by land. And like I was invading Russia by land, I was quickly, and forcefully'ejected,' much to my embarrassment. But we cuddled and shit was erotic as hell. But then again, I could have been poked in the shoulder with a pencil and considered it erotic.
