[ WP ] You want to sell your story on Amazon , but the original story was fan fiction . You changed just enough to avoid being flagged for trademark violations and removed . This is the final , no-longer-trademark-violating version .


 Now this is a tale all about how 
 My life got flipped-turned upside down 
 And I'd like to take a minute 
 Just stand right there 
 I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called air-bel 
 
 In east Philadelphia born and raised 
 On the schoolyard was where I spent most of my days 
 Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool 
 And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school 
 When a couple of guys who were up to no good 
 Started making trouble in my neighborhood 
 I got in one little skermish and my mom got scared 
 She said, `` You're movin' with your gramps and grandma in Air-bel.'' 
 
 I begged and pleaded with her day after day 
 But she packed my lugage and sent me on my way 
 She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. 
 I put my Walkman on and said, `` I might as well kick it.'' 
 
 First class, yo, this is bad 
 Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. 
 Is this what the people of airbel living like? 
 Hmm, this might be alright. 
 
 But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that 
 Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? 
 I do n't think so 
 I'll see when I get there 
 I hope they're prepared for the prince of air-bel 
 
 Well, the plane landed and when I came out 
 There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out 
 I ai n't trying to get arrested yet 
 I just got here 
 I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared 
 
 I whistled for a cab and when it came near 
 The license plate said `` Fresh'' and it had dice in the mirror 
 If anything I could say that this cab was rare 
 But I thought, `` Nah, forget it.'' 
 – `` Yo, home to Air-bel.'' 
 
 I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 
 And I yelled to the cabbie, `` Yo home smell ya later.'' 
 I looked at my kingdom 
 I was finally there 
 To sit on my throne as the Prince of air-Bel
