[ WP ] When you were drunk you kidnapped a child . The kid likes you more than its real parents .

`` Ok, what's this about kidnapping a little gir-'' Teddie walked through the door, kicking his shoes onto a little rack in the corner before dropping the little plastic bags on his arms. `` Oh for fuck's sake.'' 
 
 `` Trust me, I can not explain this.'' 
 
 Sitting on a small couch in a tiny apartment, was scruffy-haired Kevin. His ruby-red bloodshot eyes stared down at a little girl napping in his arms. The little figure sneezed as the man put a finger on her nose, scratching gently at the soft skin. 
 
 `` Don't-'' 
 
 `` Shush, she's sleeping...'' 
 
 Swooping the snoring girl up between his arms, the confused Teddie stared blankly at his friend. `` What did you do?'' 
 
 `` I dunno. I got drunk, something happens, and y'know...'' 
 
 `` How did you even drive a kid home? Seriously! I was with you all night yesterday!'' Teddie muttered in a shushed voice, rocking the child in his arms as her eyes opened up. 
 
 `` Well, there was this smoking hot brunette driving a little stroller around. I chatted her up, and things well... happened.'' 
 
 `` You banged its mother?!'' Teddie yelled, dropping the child onto the couch. Realizing the mistake, he rushed to pick it back up, cradling its head. `` No, better question! Who the hell would bring a toddler into a goddamn bar?!'' 
 
 `` Her mother.'' 
 
 The girl began to wail quite loudly. Tears streamed down her cheeks as shiny, wet snot trailed down her nose. The sound was unbearable in a tiny, cramped apartment, like a bird screaming in its cage. 
 
 `` You woke her up...'' Kevin mocked, going into the kitchen. There came a short rustling of cabinets and silverware before the man returned, a bottle in his hand. Taking a seat on the couch, he popped the cap open and downed a long swig. `` Ahh... that's better.'' 
 
 `` You're getting drunk again?!'' 
 
 `` Hey, the best way to stop a hangover...'' He thumped his chest, a gross belch escaping his lips. ``... is with an even bigger hangover.'' Grabbing the remote, he turned on the tiny television in his rank apartment. 
 
 `` **In breaking news, a recent blizzard in the Eastern Coast has left a car buried on the 302nd Blvd. A young woman has recently been rescued from the trapped vehicle and is currently being rushed to immediate medical care. The victim has been reported to have bloodshot eyes, brown hair... **'' A cheerful voice called out from the speaker of the TV. 
 
 The eyes of the two men's bulge as the listened to the description of the woman. Though Teddie was horrified at the terrible event, Kevin was more worried about how familiar the driver had sounded. 
 
 `` Uhh, I think that's the chick I hooked up with yesterday.'' Kevin turned around to see Teddie's eyes staring wide-eyed at him. 
 
 `` Kevin...'' Teddie took a deep breath, cupping his hands around the girl's ears. `` You disgusting piece of shi-'' 
 
 Having finally stopped crying, the little girl stares wide-eyed at the two men shouting profanities at each other. A toothless smile on her face, she cried aloud. `` Papas!'' Giggling at the sight, she took in the view like some silly cartoon. 
 
 The two men stopped feuding at the sight of the happy girl, smiling at the two. Kevin pulled the bottle away from Teddie's neck, sighing deeply. `` Well, guess we're fathers now.'' He laughed, pulling his friend and the girl in for a hug. `` I've always wanted a kid...'' 
 
 `` You're drunk again, are n't you?'' Teddie raised an eyebrow at the nodding Kevin. `` Goddamnit.'' 
 
 
 

