[ WP ] A haunted doll . It 's not evil . Just bored .

I woke up at 4 in the morning to see my daughter's Raggedy Ann doll sitting at the foot of my bed, smoking my e-cigarette and wasting scrubs on Battlefield 1. 
 
 `` What the-'' 
 
 Her head rotated like an owl, stitched eyes boring into mine. `` Fuck.'' Her voice sounded like a guttural from a metal song. 
 
 I drew my knees up. Onscreen, her character died and she turned back around. `` You fucked up my killstreak.'' 
 
 `` You're a doll.'' 
 
 She laughed and puffed. `` Sammy is asleep. I ai n't got shit to do.'' She died again. `` JESUS. I swear to god.'' 
 
 `` Are you possessed?'' 
 
 She laughed, sounding like a car crash. `` I just talk. Of course I'm possessed. Look, dude, I'm not currently interested in like, anything that goes on in this bullshit house. I just got ta get a few games in.'' 
 
 `` Are you playing on my account?'' 
 
 `` Of course not. I'm not gon na float your K/D. I have my own shit. Speaking of, you got any more Doritos? Cool ranch would be choice.'' 
 
 `` I'm out.'' 
 
 `` Then get some more.'' 
 
 `` It's 3 a.m.'' 
 
 Raggedy Ann dropped the controller and stood up, walking towards me. It felt like a cat walking on the bed. `` Do I have to spell it out for you? Get your pants on. Get your wallet. Go to the goddamn store and get me another goddamn bag of cool ranch goddamn Doritos.''
