[ WP ] You have been kidnapped by the main group from the last show you watched . But it 's alright , the hero from the last video game you played is coming to save you .

I woke up tied to a comfortable high end living room chair. The bright light in my eyes faded as... a camera man stepped back? A man and woman stepped up from behind me and smiled into the camera. 
 `` Hi,'' he said to the audience. `` We're Chip and Joanna Gaines, and we take the worst house in the best neighborhoods and turn them into our clients dream homes. And today, We've brought along Daren give us his insight.'' 
 `` Oh, God...'' I said, `` You should have brought my wife. She loves you guys.'' 
 `` Ah, is n't that sweet?'' Joanna smiled. `` We could go back for h-'' 
 A loud boom outside interrupted Joanna. Everyone looked at each other for a moment before Chip headed for the door. `` Hang on, JoJo, let me check this out.'' Just as he reached the door it slammed open and a small green bipedal amphibian in an unnecessary space suit waddled his way in. He spoke a stream of jibberish before waving his arms at everyone in frustration. 
 ``... Jeb?''
