[ WP ] Something weird from a recent dream

`` It's right here'' I said as I looked through my *manly* hand-bag. The candy should n't cost that much, anyway. I'm good for money. 
 
'There are a lot of papers here' I think as I keep looking through the bag. I see my wallet and open it up to the sight of currency bills. I pluck out a single bill and pay for the bag of candy. 
 
 The red-haired shopkeeper ( female ) handed me a handfull of change. Octagonal-shaped coins with chinese etchings on them.'*this must be Canada*' I think. 
 
 `` Hey, is this Canada?'' I ask the shopkeeper. 
 
 `` Yeah'' She replied. 
 
 I put the change in my wallet. Something catches my attention, a card. I pick out the card and it's a licence for the president of the United State of America. 
 
 `` Hey! I'm the president of the United States'' I yell. Looking like a maniac. 
 
 I attract some unwanted attention from the local rednecks so I grab the shopkeeper's hand and we start walking. 
 
 I start looking at the streets of the town. The entire town is built on water just like Venice, only the architecture looks like some desolated southern hillbilly town. 
 
 We get on a large fishing boat full of gangsters because of reasons and we stumble upon an unwelcoming group of thugs speaking to one-another while looking at us. Then some people try to shake my hand ( because I'm the president ) and some tr to lick it while doing so. 
 
 The thug's leader said `` Hey! Who the hell are you'' with a Southern-African accent. 
 
 `` Mike'' I said, though I clearly was n't. 
 
 `` You killed mike?'' He asks me while seeking answer from his posse. `` He killed Skinny Mike!'' He announced joyfully and repeatedly to his fellows while bouncing in the air. 
 
 Slowly he managed to turn it into a rap song with beatboxing and a flashback occurd in his mind. 
 
 The whole flashback was distorted like waves washing on the shore and it was tinted in shades of green. Men wearing various mascot costume heads were jumping around stabbing eachother. It all seemed to wobble around by the second like a drunk dream. 
 
 *the alarm goes off* 
 
 
 -*end of dream*-
