[ WP ] Heaven is becoming overpopulated . Slums are developing , crime is rising , angels are sent in to keep the peace .

It started out cool. We only had like 12,000 residents. Then the humans found out the true religion. Who ever let the dogs out fucked everything up. Soon as you know it everyone was at the pearly fucking gates. I was pissed. I was doing overtime reading the fucking book of life for 10 years at a time. After the 360th riot, we started to let everybody in cause the milk was spilled, we had to. I was sick of the Man breathing down my neck stressing me off a Hell quota he knew damn well I could n't fulfill. So the cloudy paradise turned to fucking Rio De Jeniero. All the humans brought there earthly possessions into Heaven cause they found out you could bring all your money to the afterlife. Guns, Dope, Sex, and Basketball ran rampant. I was just here for the close connection to my Lord and Savior but who the fuck was I? The Man grew negligent. Gave me the Love of the Lord budget for me to do as I pleased. I called in the Angel Militia of All that's Holy. Martial law ensued. The Angels and I implied a 1000 year curfew but the drugs and 500 year Warriors Basketball games ensued. I wrote a bill to impeach The Man for his lack of guidance. But who gives a fuck. Go Warriors!
