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Scene 10 
 
 Aviv Dvorkin, and Abigail < not related > 
 
 Background: Two gardeners arranging a planting a new set of flowers on a high wall next to Via Dolorosa Street, and El Wad Ha-Gai St. loc = 31.780327,35.232153 ( for google maps people ). They have been hired by a rich man who owns the compound overlooking the road to put in an assorted flower arrangement that is both pleasing, and religiously appealing. Aviv Dvorkin and Abigail have been friends for a long time ( possibly childhood ). 
 
 *Scene: Aviv is digging a small whole for a set of flowers when he accidentally flicks some dirt in the air, landing on Abigail* 
 
 Abigail 
 Hey! 
 
 *Pushes Aviv slightly in a playfully flirtatious manner. * 
 
 Aviv 
 Oh, I'm so sorry, Im so so sorry. This is horrible oh no the world is over; I have never done anything so horrible. ( Sarcastically profusely apologizing ) 
 
 Abigail 
 Alright, Alright, but you should work on your aim. Next time try and get one of the passing tourists. He wont know what hit him. < Imitating a American tourist > Dirt is raining from the sky, it must be a sign from god! 
 
 Aviv 
 Great, just what we need. Another upset tourist confused as to which street he has to go to get to heaven. 
 
 Abigail 
 We really shouldn ’ t make fun of everyone down there, they have made such a long journey to come see our history. 
 
 Aviv 
 Yes but why do they have to be so… < pause searching for a word > touristy. I mean look at this guy over here. 
 
 
 *They stop gardening for a second to look over the edge at a passing tourist. He clearly is struggling to find his way with a map outstretched. * 
 
 
 Aviv 
 Full brimmed hat, sunscreen on his arm that hasn ’ t been rubbed in. Fannie pack around his waist and high white socks. He might as well have a sign that says, “ Kick me im not from here ” on his back. 

