[ WP ] So I was drinking a beer in a Mexican pool hall when ...

`` So, I was drinking a beer in a Mexican pool hall when I saw this guy. Biggest guy I've ever seen, right? Dude looked like Triple H had hate-fucked a yeti. Biceps looked like pumpkins. I thought he was a golem for a second, like some crusty old Spic sorcerer'd animated a pile of dirt and monster truck tires.'' 
 
 `` So he's a big guy?'' 
 
 `` He's a big guy. And standing next to this guy, I shit you not, is the prettiest girl I've ever seen. Long black hair, big eyes, these little Daisy Duke shorts, okay? Gorgeous. And she's standing next to this dude who looks like he has trouble reading stop signs. It's a real -- whaddya call it, a *juxtaposition*, right? Here, pass that.'' 
 
 `` It's about dead.'' 
 
 `` Nah, got plenty --'' 
 
 `` You okay?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, if you ai n't chokin', right? Where was I?'' 
 
 `` Juxtaposition.'' 
 
 `` Yeah. So there's this guy, and there's this girl. And I turn to Donnie,'Donnie,' I say --'' 
 
 `` Who's Donnie?'' 
 
 `` Guy I met at the bar. Weaselly little dude. Anyway, I said,'Donnie, I'll give you fifty bucks if you go over there and tell that guy you wan na buy him a drink.''' 
 
 `` And what'd he say?'' 
 
 `` Fuck if I know, I do n't speak Spanish. But that's when the dog --'' 
 
 `` Wait, what dog?'' 
 
 `` I told you about the dog already.'' 
 
 `` I'm, like, 90 % sure you did n't.'' 
 
 `` Okay, so there's the guy, the girl, and a dog. Little rawboned hound, he's listening to the music. So this dog, alla sudden, starts buggin' out. Just balls-out spazzing, right? Barking and yipping and all that shit, on account'a the clown.'' 
 
 `` Wait --'' 
 
 `` No, do n't interrupt. This is the good part. The clown, he's yelling at the priest, and the priest is trying to hit him over the head with the midget --'' 
 
 `` Now hang on a second.'' 
 
 `` Dude, shut up, here's the good part. So the dog's barking, and the clown's yellin' at the priest, and the girl looks at the big guy and just *screams*. And you know what she said?'' 
 
 `` I am certain there's no way I'll guess.'' 
 
 `` She goes,'Wait! Tonight's not *Wednesday, * it's *Tuesday*!''' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Right? Get it?'' 
 
 `` Dude, you are high as fuck right now.'' 
 
 `` Man, fuck you guys. Pass that over here.'' 
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