[ WP ] It is discovered that bananas are the most efficient source of power and fuel .

`` This shit is bananas'' 
 
 He held up a small brown cube. 
 
 `` I'm sorry, what?'' 
 
 `` This energy source, that everyone's been talking about. The one that's more efficient than coal. It's literally just bananas.'' 
 
 `` Ordinary bananas?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, completely ordinary bananas'' 
 
 He stared out the window of the office, 20 stories about ground in the Exxon Mobile headquarters 
 
 `` How did we miss it? For years we've been searching for a cheap renewable energy source that can be burnt in an ordinary gas tank.'' 
 
 `` Do n't beat yourself up'' 
 
 `` It was right there. I'd have bananas every single breakfast. And somehow I missed it'' 
 
 `` How did you find out?'' 
 
 `` The guys in the lab analyzed Shell's new PowerPellets last week. Sent the results over this morning. It's just bananas that have been freeze-dried and ground up. No additives, chemicals or anything. Just bananas. And it provides pound for pound more energy than natural gas.'' 
 
 `` Well.. what are we going to do?'' 
 
 `` Orange'' 
 
 `` Excuse me?'' 
 
 `` Orange you glad i did n't say banana?'' 
 
 `` I do n't understand, Sir.'' 
 
 `` It was a joke, Alfred'' 
 
 `` Oh... hehe.. very funny, Sir''
