[ WP ] A prominent superhero finds that their godlike powers are useless in helping them solve the most important problem in their lives .

“ You ’ re pregnant? ” 
 
 “ Yes, David, I ’ m pregnant. After saying it five times, it ’ s finally sinking in. ” 
 
 “ I thought we were using protection! ” 
 
 “ Look, contraceptives don ’ t exactly come in ‘ metahuman ’ varieties. It ’ s even less effective for us than for normal people. ” 
 
 David sighed. “ So what are we going to do, Anna? ” 
 
 “ Well, I have an idea. ” Before David realized what was happening, Anna was on one knee. “ David Cross, AKA Chrome, Will you marry me? ” She pulled out a small box and opened it, revealing a chrome ring. 
 
 David looked at her for a second. “ Yes. Of course I will! ” He picked her up, his skin changing to chrome as adrenaline coursed through his body. 
 
 “ Oh, let go! You ’ re cold! ” she laughed. 
 
 “ This, coming from a woman named Iceberg? ” He laughed 
 
 “ Oh, shut up. ” 
 
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