[ WP ] Write the superhero origin story of your username

`` Dragonfucker!'' 
 
 My back was facing the door, but I recognized him immediately. Nekenieh's voice was n't really that special, but his body odor was so bad, the smell arrived about ten seconds before the rest of his figure. `` It's you, right? God damn, I've been looking for you for two months now! Ha!'' 
 
 I sighed and emptied my beer. `` Yup. It's me. Look... there's a reason I left, alright?'' Nekenieh burst out laughing. `` I think we both know what the reason is, do n't we? Anyway, I'm here to make you a deal.'' Hah. `` Let me guess --'' I said and chugged down another pint. `` Let me guess, more of the same stuff I've done for the last ten years. Eric, I'm done. With the whole department. I'm not going back, I want to do something meaningful. Not spend my whole life inseminating dragons.'' 
 
 Agent Nekenieh chuckled. `` How about meaningful stuff... in space?'' `` What?'' I'm too drunk for this shit. `` Do we now have some kind of a super secret space ninja agent program or something going on?'' 
 
 `` Looks you're already familiar with our new project,'' Nekenieh snickered. `` Anyway, here's your badge. I'm waiting outside. Oh, and you're driving. It's hundred and six million miles to Space Station Alajrak, it's dark and we're gon na wear space helmets. So when you're done with your drink... `` 
 
 I examined the badge carefully. `` Spacecraft Hygiene Support Specialist. DRGN. Department of Ridiculous Guns and Nukes.'' In space.
