[ EU ] Write a magazine article about the life of Anne Frank . ( Bonus points for creativity )

**Anne Frank was a Nazi! ** 
 
 The National Enquirer has once again rocked the world with the truth. This time, our hard nosed journalism had turned up evidence that despite what you may have heard, Anne Frank was a Nazi spy. While her diary has been classified as perhaps the greatest collection of personal writing of the 20th century, reporters here at the National Enquirer have unearthed her *real* diary! With excerpts like `` I ca n't believe the Jews are so gullible...'' and `` Hitler will soon bring peace to us all...'' it became painfully obvious that we have had the wool pulled over our eyes by the governments of the world. We can only speculate as to why we were lied to about the girl's real intent but it is very clear that the diary of Anne Frank that we all know and love is indeed a fake! With entire pages dedicated to the advancement of Aryans, her real diary is a sordid tale of misguided hate. She refers to Hitler as `` The father I never had...'' and fondly looks forward to `` the fulfillment of the 3rd Reich's mission.'' The journal even details secret food deliveries given to her from Nazi soldiers, and the food logs reveal an even more sinister secret than her Nazi tendencies: She was bulimic. In order to stay thin and look the part of a starving Jew, Anne Frank wrote that she `` always purge after eating...'' and even reassured herself that bulimia only made her `` look that much better than the Jews...''. While our sources are always anonymous, National Enquirer can confirm that the real diary was given to us by a completely legitimate source who knew Anne Frank personally. 
 
 The real story of Anne Frank is told in her real diary, and tells the tale of a girl recruited at a young age to spy on Jews and scout out hiding places for the S.S. to investigate. History would have you believe that Anne Frank hid from the Nazis with her family until they were found and taken to Bergen Belsen concentration camp where they died. The truth according to her real diary is that she would do this with many families. From house to house, Anne would hide with unsuspecting Jew families until finally the S.S. would find them and take them off to concentration camps. Anne would be taken away with the family to the concentration camp, then upon arriving, she would brief Nazi officials on any intelligence found during her stay and give away other hiding spots divulged to her in confidence from other Jews. According to Frank's writing, she loved her job until the day Germany surrendered and she killed herself. The last line on the last page in the real diary of Anne Frank states this `` A world without Hitler is not a world for me...'' 
 We here at National Enquirer realize this whole revelation paints a young girl as a villain, Anne Frankly, 
 We do n't give a damn!
