[ WP ] Dinosaur ninjas from outer space .

`` Hello, if you can hear me, you need to help. This is a message from the future, it is n't a very good future. You have a week until the invasion. Nobody suspected the threat. Dinosaur ninjas from outer space. It may seem ridiculous, but they've managed to nearly wipe out humanity in 10 years. They came back, and were very angry when they saw what humanity did. Help us Ben Johnson, your humanity's only hope.'' 
 
 **DAY 1** 
 
 `` This is Sasha Baker on news Channel 1. NASA has reported strange radio signals from space. Many believe this to be life from another planet trying to contact us. Others think that it's an old signal, reflected off of a planet or celestial debris.'' 
 
 That's odd. I wonder if it's the `` Dinosaur ninjas from outer space''. 
 
 **DAY 2** 
 
 `` This is Tom Thompson on news Channel 5. The radio signals discovered by NASA have been found to have extra-terrestrial origins.'' 
 
 Okay, now I'm starting to worry. I should contact some sort of government. 
 
 **DAY 3** 
 
 `` This Georgia Popadopalis on News Channel 13. NASA has found the source of the radio signals. It appears to be some sort of ship. These findings are driving conspiracy theorists wild. 
 
 
 What's NASA's phone number again? 
 
 **DAY 4** 
 
 `` The strange ship was found to be filled with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs armed with swords and weaponry. Oddly enough, it was mainly weapons usually wielded by ninjas.'' 
 
 Oh no. 
 
 **DAY 5** 
 
 `` An anonymous tip has been given to NASA, saying that the dinosaur ninjas are a threat, and need to be destroyed. This was submitted along with a device that displayed a hologram with a message from the future. NASA is trying to get emergency funding to shoot them down, but Congress is n't interested and are calling it false.'' 
 
 Oh sweet Christmas. 
 
 **DAY 6** 
 
 `` As the spacecraft get's closer to Earth, people are going crazy. There are reports of robbery, and violence all over the world. This may be our last broadcast, as rioters are busting our doors down as I speak.'' 
 
 Why is this happening? 
 
 **DAY 7** 
 
 `` ATTENTION ALL HUMANS, WE ARE THE DINOSAURS. WE DO NOT LIKE HOW YOU HAVE BEEN ACTIVELY DESTROYING OUR PLANET, AND USING THE REMAINS OF OUR BRETHREN AS A SOURCE OF YOUR POLLUTION. YOU WILL NOW BE DESTROYED.'' 
 
 Oh sweet peas, they've hacked the TV. 
 
 **DAY 3657** 
 
 Hello, if you can hear me, you need to help. This is a message from the future, it is n't a very good future. You have a week until the invasion. Nobody suspected the threat. Dinosaur ninjas from outer space. It may seem ridiculous, but they've managed to nearly wipe out humanity in 10 years. They came back, and were very angry when they saw what humanity did. Help us Ben Johnson, your humanity's only hope. ACT QUICK. 
 
 I hope I get my message and do something this time around.
