[ WP ] a sales pitch for an extremely useful advanced tech being used as a simple `` as seen on tv '' product .

`` But wait, there's more!'' Shouted the man on the screen as I rummaged through my purse frantically for my MasterCard. I peered across at Mrs.Jule and her husband as they too were looking frantic. 
 
 `` Call now, and you'll receive twice the offer! Two extendi-life's for the price of one!'' 
 
 The dining hall quickly hushed as the residents circled around the television. 
 
 `` I'll grab the nurse'', one elderly man huffed. `` There's got to be a phone in here somewhere..'' 
 
 `` Yeah!'' Chanted the surrounding group. 
 
 The group was menacing and enraged as they tried to track down a phone. I quietly put my bag under my arm and walked to my room. `` I'd use the phone on the wall'', I thought to myself, unsure as to why the other residents did not come to this conclusion. 
 
 But as I opened the door, I saw the wall phone was taken apart. 
 
 `` What on earth..'' 
 
 The door shut behind me.
