A KKK member wakes up in a world where whites are the minority .

`` Alright everybody, just calm down. Take a deep breath. There's got ta be an explanation for this.'' 
 
 Bubba Kowalski was flipping through stations on the television. The screen was filled up to the brim with Asians, Blacks, Hispanics, Jews, and Canadians. Behind him were six other men in white hoods. Behind them was a time machine. 
 
 `` You said the future was gon na be white, Bubba.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, where's the white stories at?'' 
 
 `` Just hold up, now. Hold up,'' Bubba said, holding up his hands. `` Maybe it's like a holiday or somethin. You know, like one of them memorials, only in the future they're membering colored folks. Consolation-like.'' 
 
 They stopped on a channel where a white man was arguing with a black woman. 
 
 `` See? Look here. I'll bet you the state of Georgia this here woman gets hers right quick.'' 
 
 But as they watched, she *slapped* the man. And he *apologized*. 
 
 `` I do n't know, Bubba. I think I'm a get back to'56. This do n't feel right.'' 
 
 `` Dammit just hold up a minute! We ai n't even gone outside yet.'' 
 
 With some trepidation the seven hooded men stepped out into a busy thoroughfare. It came as a shock, because it had been a shanty on the edge of town when they stepped in. They immediately encountered a group of black men. 
 
 `` Hey, I recognize those caps,'' one of the black men said. `` Nathaniel, check these guys out. It's the KKK.'' 
 
 `` Ha! That's hilarious!'' Nathaniel said. He snapped some pictures with his phone. The other gentlemen did the same. 
 
 `` Do n't flash that thing at me, you damn monkey!'' Bubba shook his fist. 
 
 The black men heaved with laughter. `` That's so authentic,'' one of them said. `` Seriously, do you guys have a youtube channel? This is great!'' 
 
 A crowd was gathering. It was a colorful crowd. Bubba spotted a white man. 
 
 `` You there! Is the devil in you, boy? Frolicking with pagans. Sheriff's gon na whip your ass blue, son.'' 
 
 Pictures and videos were being captured all around. To his horror, Bubba saw his companions posing and shaking hands. 
 
 `` Fred! Hank! What the hell you thinkin?'' 
 
 `` I always wanted to be on TV.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, this lady says she's a producer.'' 
 
 `` Producer, huh?'' Bubba looked around at all the laughing faces. Maybe a TV show was just what they needed. Get the word out, turn America back around. `` Alright, but I see any of you boys makin woopy with these chonkies, it's my boot in yer ass and back to'56 with you.'' 
 
 The crowd roared. 
 
 [ Happy MLK Day! ]
