[ WP ] You have the ability to make inanimate objects come to life by putting googly eyes on them .

`` OW'', `` ow'', `` OW'', `` ow'', `` OW! Hey, Steve, can we take a break?'' 
 
 `` Ughh. Fine! Let me just find a chair or something to sit on.'' 
 
 `` Thanks man, this is really painful, you know?'' 
 
 `` In fact I do n't. I really do n't understand how this can be painful for you. This is what you're made for, God damn it!'' 
 
 `` Well, if you think about it, we were kind of a sadistic idea to begin with.'' `` Yeah! How would you feel if someone would step on you all the time? Not too great I suppose!'' 
 
 `` I guess you have a point, bust this still does n't make any sense for me.'' 
 
 `` Steve, think about it this way, we're relatively small things, while you are like what, hundreds of times bigger and heavier? Even more lately.'' 
 
 `` Hey, watch it!'' 
 
 `` I'm just saying man, you really developed a passion for lasagne lately, and it's starting to show.'' 
 
 `` All right! Fine! And what am I supposed to do now? I still need to get places and I ca n't go barefoot, the pavement is gross!'' 
 
 `` Oh, so it's better if you just drag us on that gross pavement instead of your delicate little soles? Real classy Steve, real classy.'' 
 
 `` I would get cut all over them! God knows on what I might step on!'' 
 
 `` Oh, and we would n't get cut? Have you look at our soles lately, Steve? Have you?! They're like God damn Swiss cheese!'' 
 
 `` Okay! I'' l take you to a cobbler to have them fixed, alight?'' 
 
 `` We want anaesthetic!'' `` Yea! I do n't want to be sewn awake!'' 
 
 `` Uuugh! This is stupid! Why am I even having this conversation, you're shoes! You're made for walking, not for arguing. And I'm already late! We're leaving now.'' 
 
 `` AAh'', `` aah'', `` oouch'', `` AAaa'' `` Stop running! It hurts!!'' 
 
 `` Shut up!'' 
 
 `` Suure, it's easy for you to say that! you're not the one being stepped on!'' `` And being dragged over this nasty pavement!'' `` Yeah, that too!'' 
 
 `` If you do n't shut up, I swear to God, Ill tell that cobbler to have your mouths sewn too!'' `` Putting those googly eyes on them was the worst idea ever'' 
 
 `` Hey! We heard you!'' `` Yeah, that's offensive!'' 
 
 `` SHUT UP!'' 
 
 
 

