[ WP ] Your young daughter is a magic prodigy with summoning powers . Despite you being normal , when she 's in danger she keeps summoning you first .

`` Pumpkin, I need to be at that meeting.'' 
 
 `` But mom that boy...'' 
 
 `` Look, you know I do n't like you fighting, but my boss is getting tired of me popping in and out of meetings. So the next time someone tries to hit you, I give you permission to hit him.'' 
 
 `` But mom!! He's totally scared of you.'' 
 
 `` Pumpkin, just hit the little jerk in the nose, and he'll think twice about messing with you. Now, can I get back to my meeting?'' 
 
 `` Mrs. Parker, I though you was gon na play jump rope with me'', said one of my daughters friends. 
 
 `` When I get off work, you can come over Becca, and I'll show you all my jumproping stunts.'Lissa, pop me back to work, NOW!'' 
 
 `` Yes ma'am,'' my daughter mumbled, glaring at the boy ( who was running arounf with his buddies ). `` Promise I wo n't do it again except for a good reason.''
