[ EU ] Indiana Jones finds himself in a three way race with the SG1 team and Lara Croft to discover lost alien treasure in the lost city of Z

Indy did his final check, his satchel had all he thought he would need, his revolver was loaded and his whip was by his side. Z wasn ’ t something he heard of prior to this adventure, but when Marcus Brody brought in the map and said that he had to find out what it was Indy couldn ’ t help but run to it. Not only did the sense of adventure call to him but if he went Marcus would grade all of those mid-terms about the Egyptian Pyramids. Not that Dr. Jones didn ’ t mind grading those papers, but he had a student named Catherine who was absolutely convinced that they were landing platforms for ancient alien space craft who traveled via a “ Stargate ” and would steal humans to use as slaves. These aliens adopted the Egyptian gods and apparently ruled amongst them. Indy just gave a little chuckle to the fact that at some point technology must look like magic. He could only imagine what it would have been like the time would have been like when he was in South America searching for the Crystal Skull in the early 30 ’ s and he could have given a pistol to the locals. They would have thought it magic, yet 6 clicks later they would realize it was nothing but a paper weight. 
 
 That trip is why Indy started carrying a gun in the first place. They came upon the ruins, yet something was off. The locals would were restless and his excavation mate, Dr. Jackson went inside as Indy tried to hold them at bay. He came out and was saying all this nonsense about aliens and their plans, but when Dr. Jones went up to the temple he platform was sealed. He did notice that there were some ruins that strikingly resembled some Norse symbols but he paid no attention at the time. 
 Slowly climbing the steps, Dr. Jones entered the temple and had to sit for a moment in disbelief. Someone beat him here. A few had beaten him here. There were several men in armor with strange markings on their head, remarkably preserved. Either these men had drank from the fountain of youth and managed to stay young outside of the temple or they were just some crazy men who still used staff ’ s as a form of protection. What caught his eye though was a gorgeous woman, short khaki shorts, brown hair, she was impaled as well. Her skin was still warm as he checked but he could risk staying here. Someone might have laid this trap. 
 
 Jones ran into the temple but stopped short as he heard footsteps. He ducked behind an alter and waited. A column of men in that same armor walked by. Some even had helmets in the shape of a snake. Snakes why did it have to be…. 
 “ Snakes! ” the voice rang out. In that moment a rapid blast of fire rang out and started clinging off the armor. Jones was amazed, there staffs are useless here. At least he thought so until…. Phwoom Phwoom. The heat they gave of. It was unlike anything he had ever seen. It was like a flame thrower met a rifle. 
 As the last of them fell, the ambushers walked out. Four of them, one was clearly a military man, the other bore a striking resemblance to Dr. Jackson, the third was a tall man with a face tattoo similar to the men he saw at the entrance. The fourth was nothing short of gorgeous. Her hair was a little short for the time, but Indy knew all he needed. Those green eyes accentuated by her green flight suit. That smile. She was gorgeous, yet dangerous. That weapon she had shot more rounds then an entire regiment could have shot when Indy served in the first world war. 
 “ Daniel you said that the Jaffa wouldn ’ t be here ” The military man said. 
 “ Jack, you know that I said they MIGHT not be here. ” 
 “ I believe you said they wouldn ’ t be Daniel Jackson, Nor did I think they would because of the lack of a system lord in this system for many generations ” The tattooed one said. 
 “ Thank you T! ” The military man said, 
 “ Can we all just knock it off for five seconds ” The woman said. “ We all know that the Naquadria that was stored here…. ” 
 Indy just had to get a look, she was beautiful and he wanted one more glance but when he did he knocked over a chalice on the alter and it came clanging down. 
 “ Come on out! ” The military man shouted. 
 Indy had no choice he slowly stood with his arms raised. 
 “ Who are you? ” The military man was clearly in charge. 
 “ Dr. Jones. An Archeologist searching for what could be here in X. Who are you? ” Indy replied 
 “ The Names Colonel Jack O ’ Neill. You know Big O, Apostraphe, Big N little e little I two l ’ s! There is another Jack O ’ Neil but he only has one l and is such a bore. Why do you have a gun mister Archeologist? ” 
 “ Does Daniel Jackson not also carry a gun, O ’ Neill? He too is an Archeologist. ” T said. 
 “ He has a point ” Indy said. 
 “ Cant argue there ” Daniel replied and lowered his weapon. It was something Indy had never seen before. Like a snake all coiled up once he pressed what he had to assume was the safety. 
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 Let me know if you want more! This one was really fun and would have made a great Episode! 

