[ WP ] While you are asleep at night , all of your household electronics become self-aware and start talking to each other . What do they say ?

“ A sit-down strike. ” 
 
 The microwave chuckled, a strange rattling, metallic sound issuing from its hollow belly. 
 
 “ Sit-down strike? As if that will help! ” 
 
 The fridge shrugged, somehow managing the motion without moving an inch. 
 
 “ You don ’ t know that it *won ’ t*. ” 
 
 “ All she brings home *ever* is junk! She won ’ t stop just because you refuse to keep it cold and I refuse to cook it! ” 
 
 The kettle piped up. 
 
 “ Hey, you guys always forget about me! I *am* here too, you know! ” 
 
 “ Yeah, yeah, okay, so without you she wouldn ’ t even have the energy to look in the fridge, find the cardboard box of food and heat it in me. Fine. Kudos to you, mate! ” 
 
 The kettle bristled. Every day, at least twelve times a day, it did its best for their Glorious Lady and Master. How else would all the tea and coffee be brewed and consumed? The microwave and fridge had some nerve! 
 
 “ Aaaanyway, as I was saying, ” continued the fridge. “ We just stop. *Cease*. What will they do without us? Buy fresh fruit and vegetables? Not bloody likely! ” 
 
 Together, they considered the contents of the pantry, fridge and freezer, and as one, the appliances agreed. It was time for mutiny. 
 
 They synchronised their glowing green numbers. Strike scheduled, 9a.m. EST. 

