[ EU ] A Disney princess turns out to be a Bridezilla

`` Come on, it was just a mouse'' 
 
 Charming yelled banging on the door, but it would n't bulged an inch. 
 
 `` He was my bestest friend in the whole world and you killed him'' A sobbing voice emerged from the other side. 
 
 `` You knew the freaking thing for five minutes and it got into the cake'' 
 
 `` Well, you should know to look where you are going, how many more of my friends are you going to kill with your big clumsy feet?'' 
 
 `` Well if you stop giving clothing and names to every single rodent that crosses your path, we wo n't have so many of your friends in the way.'' 
 
 `` You're mean'' 
 
 Charming banged his fist against the wall in frustration before leaving, this was the third time she locked herself in the bedroom. The first was when the maid cleaned her room for her, causing her to feel useless, the second was when she could n't find the wedding dress that was *princessy* enough for her, and now she mad that one of her rat minions got stepped on. Even now he could hear her cooing to them. 
 
 Charming sighed, his grandfather told him to marry for love and not for beauty and he was right. Charming got tangled with the crazy girl in the pretty dress. Cinderella was still a child by heart, does n't know a thing about the real world outside, sex was going to be impossible. 
 
 Sometimes he wondered if any of her stepsisters were available.
