[ WP ] Two figures stand outside a door . One says to the other , `` I think I 'll just go in and not mention it . ''

`` I think I'll just go in and not mention it.'' 
 
 `` Wait....really? How can you not?'' 
 
 `` I mean, it's not *that* obvious.'' 
 
 `` It is.'' 
 
 `` No it's not.'' 
 
 `` Yes, it is.'' 
 
 `` I'm looking at it right now.'' 
 
 `` Oh come on, you can barely see it.'' 
 
 `` Dude, it is literally staring me in the face.'' 
 
 `` No it's not.'' 
 
 `` You're not going to win this by automatically gainsaying everything I say. That's just bad arguing.'' 
 
 `` Not it is n't.'' 
 
 `` Oh for f...'' 
 
 `` Ok, ok, that was cheap. But really, it's not that big of a deal.'' 
 
 `` I'm telling you this as your friend: you're not going to be able to dodge this one.'' 
 
 `` I think I can pull it off.'' 
 
 `` How can you possibly think that?'' 
 
 `` I'll just... you know. Not mention it.'' 
 
 `` Again we arrive at the crux of the issue. This is not something you can just ignore.'' 
 
 `` Why not?'' 
 
 `` Because it's is literally hanging around your neck. You could n't have placed it in a more obvious place if you tried.'' 
 
 `` Do *you* have a better idea of how to wear this?'' 
 
 `` I can think of several. And did. And expressed them to you. And you shot all of them down.'' 
 
 `` Well, excuse me for thinking traditionally.'' 
 
 `` Traditionally? How can this situation possibly be traditional?'' 
 
 `` Oh come on. It clearly is.'' 
 
 `` How do you figure that?'' 
 
 `` It's classic distraction.'' 
 
 `` Distraction.'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` So, the dress is misdirection.'' 
 
 `` Exactly.'' 
 
 `` Misdirection from the incredibly obvious neckwear.'' 
 
 `` Spot on.'' 
 
 `` And your beard?'' 
 
 `` Adds to the ensemble.'' 
 
 `` And your plan is still to mention none of this?'' 
 
 `` Indeed.'' 
 
 `` What about everything they've been saying on the news for the past three hours?'' 
 
 `` As if anyone will actually believe that I'm responsible.'' 
 
 `` The Contessa is pretty powerful, dude. In her own way.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but really. Who's going to actually feel sorry for her? I mean, what are diamonds even worth these days?'' 
 
 `` I... I...'' 
 
 `` Oh! Costume party!'' 
 
 `` Costume party.'' 
 
 `` It's the perfect excuse!'' 
 
 `` We are so far from perfect we're actually looping around and approaching it from the other side.'' 
 
'Where's your sense of adventure?'' 
 
 `` I believe I lost it all when I caught you falling from that window.'' 
 
 `` I had that under control.'' 
 
 `` So you kept insisting. Look, I'm freezing. Can we please go in?'' 
 
 `` Sure. And remember, just do n't mention it.'' 
 
 `` I must reiterate my objection.'' 
 
 `` Objection noted.'' 
 
 `` Do n't worry. This is all going according to plan.'' 

