[ WP ] Aliens invade , using weapons that allow them to bring their thoughts into reality . Write what happens when they are stopped by an extremely imaginative child .

The battlefield was quiet now; Human and Xandathorian war machines littered it like metal carcasses, black smoke billowed in the distance, and all traces of life were gone save for 2 figures. 
 
 The first was Glandthor, Xandathor's Grand Emperor and Leader of the Five Armies of the Multiverse. He was easily 8 feet tall, heavily armored in the Empire's best warsuit, and his black eyes stood out like obsidian against his paper white face. 
 
 The second was Katie, Kindergartener and, according to her father, The Smartest Little Girl in the Whole Wide World. She was a little over 4 feet, wore her mousy brown hair in little pigtails, and carried with her a pink *Dora the Explorer* backpack. 
 
 They had come, face to face, 9,700,876 and 5 years old, respectively, and they had met to decide the fate of the human race. 
 
 `` Are you ready, child?'' Glandthor's voice was coarse, deep, and alien, in the same beautiful way as a blue whale's call. 
 
 `` Okay!'' Katie beamed up at him, `` You can go first!'' 
 
 `` A kind move, child...'' the alien smirked, `` If unwise...'' 
 
 He spread his arms out suddenly, as if he were about to show her a whole new world. 
 
 `` A tachyon howitzer,'' he narrated, and a digital, tubular wireframe burst into reality, `` Powered by...'' 
 
 Twin orbs, both containing black holes, appeared at both sides of the machine. 
 
 `` Your move, child,'' he simpered. 
 
 `` Wow!'' Katie clapped her hands approvingly at the weapon of mass destruction before her, `` My turn! I pick... a lion catapult.'' 
 
 `` A lion catapult?'' 
 
 `` It's a catapult that shoots lions!'' and, true enough, a comically medieval trebuchet, loaded with its feline ammo, appeared. With a *twang*, the lions burst forward and ate the tachyon howitzer. 
 
 `` How... did... you... know....'' no species had countered his tachyon cannon for millenia. Shaking the shock out of his eyes, Glandthor straightened up. `` It matters not! I will grant you a quick death for your valor.'' 
 
 A dark matter cannon, powered by the same forces that kept the universe together, materialized on the battlefield. 
 
 `` Pray to whatever silly gods you have,'' he muttered, and the cannon sped up, and the light around it died away, and a blast that could shatter galaxies burst from its- 
 
 `` Nuh uh!'' Katie folded her arms, `` I have a super-mega-ultra forcefield that eats dark matter ammo!'' 
 
 His people had guarded the secret to the dark matter cannon since the dawn of time... How could a child know how to... 
 
 `` Impossible...'' Glandthor fell to his knees and wept, `` How could you...'' 
 
 `` I think you've been a big meanie, mister,'' Katie shook her head, `` Now you have to go sit in the corner for forever and ever!'' 
 
 `` NOOoOOOOOoOooooO!'' but it was too late. Glandthor had already been whisked away to serve his time for the rest of eternity.
