[ WP ] On a bet , two lawyers try their hardest to get thrown out of court by a judge . Hilarity ensues .

`` ROOSTER'S LIKE TO EAT POTATO CHIPS IN YOUR MUMS CAT, your honor! ``, Angus screamed at the top of his lungs. The twenty dollars would soon belong to him. He was sure of it. That is, until Martin cried `` POO POO PEE PEE.'' The defendant looked towards Martin as if he had just force fed him a toilet. The judge just sat there, a mix of repressed laughter and fear plastered across his face. `` Are- are you two okay? Are you having a stoke?'' `` No, your honor, but your mum is. Get wreck son.'' replied Angus. He had to have the twenty dollars. His honor was on the line. He had to have it. `` Okay, I think a recess is in order. Uh, meet back here in an hour.'' The judge stood up and opened a bottle of aspirin as he dragged his feet towards the door, clearly dazed. Angus shot a cold stare towards Martin, looking him dead in the eye. He must have the twenty dollars. He must have it.
