[ WP ] McDonald 's admits to being an intergalactic fast-food chain , after one is discovered on Mars .

It's been almost 36 hours since NASA has released the most unsettling, and confusing, images ever seen by human eyes. At first people believed that it was a part of an April Fool's prank that was accidently done months in advance. Then NASA held a press conference, confirming the validity of the images. Curiosity discovered not just life on Mars, but also a McDonald's Play Place. 
 
 Now, representatives from countless media outlets are waiting for another press conference to begin, this time one hosted by McDonald's. The crowd's chatter shrunk into a whisper as the CEO stepped onto the stage and behind the stadium. 
 
 `` Well, this is certainly awkward,'' Steve Easterbrook says as he looks across the room. `` As you all know, one of our establishments was recently discovered on Mars. Now, embarrassingly enough, I had as much knowledge of this as any of you, and I've only just been briefed as to the meaning of this oddity. And so, to educate all of you, here is Mr... This is just a random assortment of letter and symbols. How am I supposed to pronounce this?'' 
 
 Pushing Easterbrook aside, a tall, pale, red haired man stepped up to the podium. `` Hello, people of planet Earth. We come with 12 piece chicken nuggets.''
