[ WP ] As chairmen of Vault-Tec , you have final say in what vault gets what purpose . While going over ideas , you come across the most absurd and ridiculous experiment idea you have ever seen . You okay it immediately and hammer out the details

It's been weeks now since we've had a new idea. These vaults we're designing all have to be unique, and that gets pretty damn hard when our goal is a little over a hundred of these suckers. Who knows how many will hold up to what the future brings or if their intended experimental purpose will be successful. Either way, we still need more ideas. As of last month corporate had approved plans for 97 out of roughly 125 estimated vaults total. My colleagues across the country have come up with some really kooky shit. Clones, massive gender inequality, musicians, you name it. Now I've got some big wigs breathing down ny back for an idea. Whoever can score that golden 100 has a nice promotion in order. I've been mulling an idea over in my head but it sounds ridiculous. I mean its so simple, but its immature to say the least. My pitch for it is `` A study of material preservation versus self preservation,'' but is just a fancy bullshit way of making it all sound scientific. Any big shot worth his salt will call bologna on my idea and kick me to the curb, but hell at this rate my new idea might just be what they're looking for. Anyway, I've been rambling too long. I thought about giving every vault dweller a teddy bear, or even a Dino toy. Just some sort of cuddly or emotionally attaching object to hold on to and ride out the upcoming nuke storm with. After this all blows over, and depending on how long these poor saps get stuck in those damned vaults, we can justify it by observing how many of those original critters survived, compared to the original vault dwellers. So, what do you think chief? I know its not a very macho idea coming from a guy like me, but I'll be damned if I do n't still sleep with my teddy, especially in times like these...
