[ WP ] It is happening again .

`` It is happening again,'' said the doctor. `` And frankly I do n't know why it is happening to you.'' 
 
 The college student moaned through his never-ending haze of pain, clutching his stomach. He was curled up in the fetal position in his hospital bed, watching the nurse as she injected more morphine into his IV tube. 
 
 `` You have three gallbladders, and they are all inflamed to the size of lemons,'' the doctor said. 
 
 `` Take them out.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know how this happened,'' said the doctor. `` Somehow you now have three more gallbladders. And what's more baffling is that they've relocated to other parts of your body. Your lung has a gallbladder. Your large intestine, your spine - `` 
 
 `` Take them out, please. For the love of God.'' 
 
 `` We ca n't do that until we know how your body reproduced those gallbladders, and how they keep becoming inflamed.'' 
 
 `` Please fucking take them out. I'll pay you anything.'' 
 
 `` I'll see what I can do, but I have the WHO on the way. They are sending their best - `` 
 
 `` Kill me.'' 
 
 `` I am not legally allowed to do that. Especially on the cusp of a medical breakthrough, you understand.'' 
 
 `` Kill me, please.'' 
 
 `` The low-fat diet's not working. We've had you on nothing but Jello and water for the past day.'' 
 
 The nurse arrived in her blue smock and her trendy glasses holding a folder full of x-rays and diagnostics. 
 
 `` He's got a fourth,'' she said. 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` In his pancreas.'' 
 
 The doctor took the folder, staring at these scans with horror as he looked through them, trying to determine through his sleep-deprived and caffeinated haze if there were any mistakes or errors in the picture. 
 
 `` My God,'' he said. `` His pancreas turned into a gallbladder.'' 
 
 The student laid there, staring at the ceiling, silently wishing that whoever made the human body the way it was for him was currently burning in Hell. 

