[ WP ] In a world full of supervillains , one man has a very unique job : Finding a practical use for all those wacky doomsday devices .

Im going to write it from jeremy clarksons view. 
 
 `` So this is it?'' Jeremy said. `` No its that mercedes sls over there, of course this it you fool'' was Mays response. `` So what does it do again Hammond?''. `` It shoots lasers'' he said. `` Hmm, 
 interesting, cue the music''. 
 
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 *Back in the top gear studio* 
 
 
 Jeremy: `` So back onto that laser ladies and gentlemen. We did something amazing with! Truly the future has arrived. We taped it to a honda civic, and handed it over to our tame racing driver. Some say: he's slower than captain slow, others say he's a giant black hole. All we know is he's called the stig!'' 
 
 
 
 

