[ CW ] In five sentences , tell a horror story .

When Donald Trump won the Republican primaries last year and named Sarah Palin as his running mate, we just knew he could n't win. Then we watched in horror as he barely eked out that last crucial set of electoral votes. The other two branches have kept things mostly normal, but there's still the question of whether all those executive orders will be ruled constitutional. I'm guessing the court battle wo n't be in the news for a while though, with him dying from a blown aorta yesterday. President Palin assures us that she will run the country to the best of her ability.
