[ WP ] You volunteer to council veterans of a nearly successful alien invasion .

`` Tell me what fucked your head so bad lol'' 
 
 `` Well the aliens were basically anus monsters that plastered everything in shit so when I saw my best friend die in front of my eyes it was basically an alien taking a shit down his throat and then him suffocating to death as the shit hardened. It was n't shit but it might as well have been *sobs*'' 
 
 `` God that's pretty funny if you think about it maybe that will help. Just think about how funny it was that earth basically got attacked by a literal shitstorm.'' 
 
 *sobbing followed by an hero* < -- - look i know i could jsut describe the fact that he continued sobbing but why not save space lol save some paper. 
 
 End of story.
