[ WP ] Humanity has achieved a utopia with absolutely no nasty surprises ( Such as everyone being dead or brainwashed ) . Write a story about how it came about and/or an average day in said utopia .

Thomas woke up. It was n't really all that necessary. Some people spend months or even years asleep, woken only occasionally to confirm that they still enjoyed sleeping ( and/or dreaming ). 
 
 
 As far as paradises go, his was n't all that creative. He was lying in green, perfect grass, looking up into the sun filled crown of his favourite oak. Birds were chirping gently, a soft breeze was rustling. Thomas smiled like he always did. The simple joy of nature was still as fresh and acute as it had been that first day. Of course it was. That's how he had meta-programmed his mind. 
 
 
 Occasionally, in irregular intervals, Guardian would make the satisfaction vanish, to make him experience other possibilities, to check if this was still the paradise he ultimately preferred. 
 
 
 Usually he returned to this private universe within a week. 
 
 
 Thomas could spend entire months under this tree, listening to the semi-random noise of nature. Occasionally taking the perspective of a fish. Or a bug. Or the very tree he was lying under. 
 
 
 Today, however, was n't meant to be spend in solitude. 
 
 
 Gabriel and Hc41 had asked for him to come visit in one of the Consensual Public Open Spaces. A new combined linear accelerator/warp bubble instigator had just been finished and millions of sophonts would come together to observe and celebrate the first firing. 
 
 
 Consensual Spaces were n't always easy. Only a small minority of people were currently in human body archetypes. Many experienced life as animals. Or group minds. Or abstract multidimensional waveforms. 
 
 
 Finding a Consensual Space that fitted all of their preferences could be a challenge. 
 
 
 Hc41 for instance was currently a cloud of gas. 
 
 
 An endless opportunity for fart jokes. ( Humanity, as a whole, had briefly discussed optimising away the proclivity for bad puns, but than decided against it ) 
 
 
 Thomas smiled. Today was the first day of eternity. He had a feeling it would be a good one.
