[ WP ] As a dragon of innumerable age you have guarded your gold horde for millennium . Many heroes have come with long speeches on how they will slay you , the great evil , none finish . However this one is odd.He throws a coin on your stash , looks you in the eyes and says `` I have a proposition for you . ''

`` My name is Phil. 
 I'm with the Azogaroth TS-Company, I'm very honored to meet you, Sir dragon, Sir. Are you enjoying that horde of gold? It looks really nice and and I'm sure you are very content with the huge amount you've accumulated.'' 
 
 The dragon snorted out of its nose. Small flames of a large fire that was building up inside the beast came out. The same fire that burned thousands to death and buried cities under their own ashes. 
 The human, surprisingly did not loose his stance, as if he had seen this mythical scenery many, many times. 
 
 `` I was wondering, if you would have time for a short, ten minute conversation. I ca n't wait to show you what Azogaroth Time Share is offering to such magnificent, potential investors.'' 
 
 Without awaiting a response, the human continued. 
 
 `` Great, great, I'll keep it simple and get it out of the way. 
 So, I think I can convince you to buy one of our condos that's opening right here in Ershgeshikrastad. That sounds like a GREAT investment opportunity! Practically next door, or should I say, next cave?'' 
 
 Somewhere in the mists of Azogaroth a small furry creature with a tail as long as its own body was playing three notes on a tiny percussion set. 
 The old dragon, having developed an incredible sense of hearing over time, was able to hear it. But why, it wondered, would it make these sounds at precisely this time? 
 
 `` Oh, I know, what everybody says -'Not me, I ca n't afford it.' The harpy and the werewolf were saying this in unison. But I'm going to tell you, what I told them. What if I told you, you could own one of our properties for only 4.5 thousand of thousands gold coins! Wow! Am I right? Only 4.5 thousand of thousands! How is that possible? Well you see,'time-share' means you buy the condo with about six other beautiful creatures like yourselves. You'share' the condo with other investors and pick the'time' you want to stay. Share... time... Time Share!'' 
 
 The dragon accidentally coughed up a whale rip-cage from its meal earlier. The velocity of the bones was too fast for the human to see them coming and evade, so the two-legged creature got crushed by the twelve ton remains. The mighty dragon laid its head on its paws and with a tired, but satisfied, smile, fell asleep on its golden bed. 
 
 
 
 Credits to South Park episode 603 Asspen. 
 
 

