[ WP ] You are not the last human , but you are the last human on earth

`` Last one out, turn off the lights.'' I swear, the next person who throws that lame joke in my direction is getting a broken nose for their trouble. Hah, who am I kidding, it's been six weeks since the last Ark shoved off and made for Enceladus and here I am, actually shutting off the lights. After years of super-storms, atypical weather patterns and a decade of global famine, the survivors - all eighteen million or so of them - were moved at great expense to a barely habitable rock orbiting Saturn. Almost a century ago DARPA began work on bio tech to terraform Mars for future human colonization. I doubt those scientists would ever have imagined their work being needed so close to home. Earth lost over 70 % of it's biodiversity since then, we broke our planet. `` Good job, grandad. You really took care of us, did n't you?'' Crap, I'm talking to myself now, time to finish up and see what this new home is all about before I really lose it. 
 
 `` Okay Turk, time to do your thing.'' The Terran Restoration Control Unit, or Turk as the engineers called it, was supposed to oversee the terraforming of, well, Terra. Maybe my great grandkids will see the results. Authorization entered, all lights are green and on to my own waiting shuttle. Just got ta hit the lights.
