[ WP ] Jesus has returned , but before he can be the savior mankind expects he 's got to survive grade school .

Ben gasped as he came up from the water fountain. He straightened himself up, wiped a few drops from his chin with a grimy hand, and turned towards his next class. But all of a sudden his foot jerked to the left and he fell flat on his face. He hurriedly got up lest he be seen and tried to straighten his reeling body. Try as hard as he could, Ben could not properly put one foot before the other in a straight line. 
 
 In a corner, a boy with long brown hair watched Ben intently, noting his behavior and glancing at the deep purple liquid trickling from the fountain and dribbling down the schoolboys' mouths. *Perfect*, he thought. He gently picked up a seated boy's juice box and readied his magic touch once more...
