[ WP ] It 's the day of your evaluation . The voices in your head compete to help or hinder your answers in front of the panel of case reviewers deciding if you will be released from the insane asylum .

Okay, guys, you need to please go do whatever you do when you are n't talking to me. Today is not a day that you want to fuck up for me. 
 
 **First of all, who you calling `` guys'' bitch! You know we all females up in yo' dumb-ass head! And secondly, no. We are here to help you, to guide you through life. ** 
 
 *Uh.. Yeah, but you said we have to-* 
 
 **Shut-up bitch! ** 
 
 Okay I do n't know what you are planning and I do n't care, just leave me alone today okay? Please! I ca n't fail this... Otherwise I wo n't ever be allowed to do make examination again. 
 
 **Alright, hun. If you really feel that way then fine, we wo n't bother you. Just do n't come crying to us when you failed'cus you did n't have to save you** 
 
 That's fine! Just get out my head! 
 
... 
 
 They're... They're gone! They're actually gone! This is great! now I just need to focus... Let's see... If I see a Gleeter, I ca n't shoot them with my gun because they eat lead... I have to... I have to throw a stick at them! That's right, they are allergic to Earth wood. Next one.. If I see Rubtanian Gook, I need to remember to shave them and bag the hair after I've caught them otherwise they'll shed their eggs and that does n't bode well for anyone.. 
 
 ``'' Next is.. Miss Abbott? Are you here?'''' 
 
 `` Yes! I'm here!'' 
 
 ``'' Good, can I see your papers? Everything seems to be in order. Now this is just a formality, but are you sure you are ready for this? You know what the consequences are for failing?'''' 
 
 `` Yes sir, I'm am sure I'm ready for this. I wo n't let myself fail... I've worked too hard!'' 
 
 ``'' Well that's very good to hear. We could use more people with your kind of spunk around here, the force has been infiltrated by a bunch of egotistical idiots... Do n't tell anybody I said that though, I could get fired.'''' 
 
 `` Of course not, sir. Would n't dare tell a soul'' 
 
 ``'' Well then, come with me Miss. Your examination hall is right through here.'''' 
 
 ``'' Well Miss Abbott, you're one of our highest ranked candidates this year. We trust that you are ready, and that you will not disappoint us.'''' 
 
 `` I feel ready, Captain Mason.'' 
 
 ``'' Right then, we will ask you three questions, if you get two of them wrong you will not be passed. Do you understand these terms Miss Abbott?'''' 
 
 `` Yes, sir.'' 
 
 ``'' First question, what are the consequences of failing to capture a Qunit?'''' 
 
 `` A Qunit? Right well there are two possible outcomes the first is that-'' 
 
 *My.. look at his eyes! They're so handsome do n't you think?'' 
 
 `` Uhhh, the first one is...'' 
 
 **Yeah, they look like the kind of eyes that could make any woman's panties drop so fast they'll burn up from the friction! ** 
 
 ``'' Miss Abbott? Answer the question please. We do n't have all day.'''' 
 
 `` Yes of course, the first possibility is that the Qunit could go on a rampage, exposing ETs to the rest of the world, and the other is that they could infect unborn babies with their DNAm spawning more of themselves and also, exposing their existence.'' 
 
 ``'' Well done, that is correct. Next question.'''' 
 
 **Come on girl, you've got this! Just listen to what he is saying and focus. ** 
 
 *Yeah! Do n't mind us! We are n't trying to sabotage you or anything haha!. * 
 
 **Bitch what did I say?? Shut up! She ca n't hear a word this hot piece of man meat is saying! ** 
 
 ``'' Miss Abbott? Would you please answer my question?'''' 
 
 `` I'm sorry sir, but would you repeat the question please?'' 
 
 ``'' Miss Abbott I would appreciate it if you listened the first time, but yes I will repeat myself. What should you do with a Rubtanian Gook after capture?'''' 
 
 *This is the one you practised! You've got this in the bag! * 
 
 `` You should shave-'' 
 
 **His hairy balls** 
 
 `` -- - his hairy balls.'' 
 
 ``'' Excuse me? Did I hear you correctly?'''' 
 
 `` I'm so sorry sir, I do n't know what came over me.'' 
 
 ``'' Do you retract your answer Mss?'''' 
 
 `` Yes sir! I do, sir.'' 
 
 ``'' Okay then, this is your second and final chance to answer the question correctly. Should repeat the question?'''' 
 
 `` No sir, that would not be necessary. After you capture a Rubtanian Gook you have to shave it and put the hair in a bag so that it can not shed it's eggs.'' 
 
 ``'' That is correct again. Last question, keep in mind that you can not retract any of your answers anymore. What is the-'''' 
 
 **Girl you have to get with this guy after you pass! He's smoking-** 
 
 `` WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP?!'' 
 
 ``'' What? Miss Abbott, I am so sorry but after an outburst like that I will not be allowed to let you continue the examination. You may see yourself out.'''' 
 
 `` But sir, I can exp --'' 
 
 ``'' No, get out.'''' 
 
 `` Yes sir..'' 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -Newspaper article from the following day. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 
 
 *Miss Claire Abbott, a twenty-five year old woman committed suicide after she was not released from the Kane State Asylum yesterday. After a search of her ward, a note was found explaining that she could n't face living with `` them'' anymore, and how it is `` their fault'' that she could not pass the exam. Miss Abbott was suffering from paranoid schizophrenia, a mental disease that makes people often see, hear and believe things that are not true or real. Claire Abbott was under the impression that as living in a world where aliens roam the Earth and that there is a secret police force that catches them. At the time of her expected release hearing, she was under the illusion that she was being examined by this police force, and was therefore not released. The nature of her suicide is still unknown as of yet, but more information should be available by the evening news. * 
 
 EDIT: Sorry misread the title.
