[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Plagiarism and Editing: The story of Ken Ham. 
 
 A MAN! A MAN! SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 A MAN! A MAN! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAID KEN HAM! 
 
 DO WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER MAN? 
 
 I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAID KEN HAM! 
 I DO NOT LIKE ANOTHER MAN. 
 
 WOULD YOU FUCK HIM HERE OR THERE? 
 
 I WOULD FUCK HIM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WOULD NOT FUCK HIM ANYWHERE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK ANOTHER MAN. 
 I DO NOT FUCK THEM, I AM KEN HAM! 
 
 WOULD YOU FUCK HIM IN A HOUSE? 
 WOULD YOU FUCK HIM WITH A MOUSE? 
 
 I WILL NOT FUCK HIM IN A HOUSE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK HIM WITH A MOUSE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK HIM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM ANYWHERE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE ANOTHER MAN. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 WOULD YOU EAT HIM IN A BOX? 
 WOULD YOU HAVE HIM WITH A FOX? 
 
 NOT IN A BOX. NOT WITH A FOX. 
 NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT WITH A MOUSE. 
 I WOULD NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WOULD NOT FUCK THEM ANYWHERE. 
 I WOULD NOT FUCK ANOTHER MAN! 
 I DO NOT LIKE THEM SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 WOULD YOU? COULD YOU? IN A CAR? 
 FUCK THEM! FUCK THEM! HERE THEY ARE. 
 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A CAR. 
 
 YOU CAN ’ T LIKE THEM. YOU WILL SEE. 
 YOU CAN ’ T LIKE THEM GOD WILL SEE! 
 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN A TREE. 
 NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN IN A BOX. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN WITH A FOX. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN IN A HOUSE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN WITH A MOUSE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN HERE OR THERE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN ANYWHERE. 
 I DO NOT ANOTHER MAN. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! A TRAIN! 
 COULD YOU, WOULD YOU ON A TRAIN? 
 
 NOT ON TRAIN! NOT IN A TREE! 
 NOT IN A CAR! NO SODOMY FOR ME! 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, IN A BOX. 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT, WITH A FOX. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM IN A HOUSE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM ANYWHERE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE ANOTHER MAN 
 I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 SAY! IN THE DARK? HERE IN THE DARK! 
 WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, IN THE DARK? 
 
 I COULD, I MEAN COULD NOT, IN THE DARK. 
 
 WOULD YOU COULD YOU IN THE RAIN? 
 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE RAIN. 
 NOT IN THE DARK. NOT ON A TRAIN. 
 NOT IN A CAR. NOT IN A TREE. 
 I DO NOT LIKE MEN GOD WILL SEE! 
 NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN A BOX. 
 NOT WITH A MOUSE. NOT WITH A FOX. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM ANYWHERE! 
 
 I SAW YOU FUCK THAT OTHER MAN! 
 
 I DO NOT LIKE THEM, SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 COULD YOU, WOULD YOU, IN THE THROAT? 
 
 I WOULD NOT, COULD NOT IN THE THROAT! 
 
 WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, ON A BOAT? 
 
 I COULD NOT, WOULD NOT, ON A BOAT. 
 I WILL NOT, WILL NOT, IN THE THROAT. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM IN THE RAIN. 
 NOT IN THE DARK! NOT IN A TREE! 
 NOT IN A CAR! YOU LET ME BE! 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM IN A BOX. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM WITH A FOX. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM IN A HOUSE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM WITH A MOUSE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM HERE OR THERE. 
 I WILL NOT FUCK THEM ANYWHERE! 
 I DO NOT LIKE OTHER MEN! 
 I DO NOT LIKE THEM SCREAMED KEN HAM. 
 
 YOU DO NOT LIKE THEM. SO YOU SAY. 
 TRY THEM! TRY THEM! AND YOU MAY. 
 TRY THEM AND YOU MAY, I SAY. 
 
 IF YOU LET ME BE, 
 I WILL TRY THEM. YOU WILL SEE. 
 
 (... and he tries them... ) 
 
 SAY! I DO LIKE THIS OTHER MAN! 
 I DO! I LIKE THEM, LAUGHED KEN HAM. 
 AND I WOULD FUCK THEM IN A BOAT. 
 AND I WOULD FUCK THEM WITH A GOAT... 
 AND I WILL FUCK THEM, IN THE RAIN. 
 AND IN THE DARK. AND ON A TRAIN. 
 AND IN A CAR. AND IN A TREE. 
 THOSE GAYS ARE SO GOOD, SO GOOD, YOU SEE! 
 SO I WILL FUCK THEM IN A BOX. 
 AND I WILL FUCK THEM WITH A FOX. 
 AND I WILL FUCK THEM IN A HOUSE. 
 AND I WILL FUCK THEM WITH A MOUSE. 
 AND I WILL FUCK THEM HERE AND THERE. 
 SAY! I WILL FUCK THEM ANYWHERE! 
 
 I DO SO LIKE ANOTHER MAN 
 THANK YOU! THANK YOU LAUGHED KEN HAM! 
 
 
 Heh thought it would be fun to mash up a classic; ) change a word or two here and there and the original stories can be rather fun; )
