[ EU ] Sauron wakes up late ; Middle Earth is now a modern , high tech society .

He felt a deep stirring in the world. The first in over a thousand years since his humiliation by those pathetic creatures in the shire, A growl formed in his slowly reforming throat as the fallen lord of Mordor stood thinking of the loathsome little ingrates had cast his ring into the fire crushing his soul into the blackening abyss. He felt another stirring weaker now but still there, and the Dark one stood up out of the cracked tomb that was once a mighty tower; around him the once blasted earth of his kingdom was now covered in shallow grass and some patches of wildflowers, not any flourishing garden of eden mind you but enough to bring ire into the Sauron as he stared down at the empty expanse that was once his kingdom once filled with Orkish armies now lay empty. Except in the distance where there appeared to be a small shack in the distance. 
 Sauron was not by nature very curious about the affairs of mortals, but the thought of a civilized person trying to settle the cursed land of shadow intrigued him. So the dark lord blinded by the scenery around him stumbled towards the small building in the distance, nearly falling over a few times as the destroyed muscles in his legs reformed behind rusted armor ( A thought that brought Sauron both anger and concern for the shoddy workmanship in his armor and the concern over the amount of time that could have passed that would rusted such high quality armor. ) he continued to think these contradictory thoughts as he lumbered towards the cottage his gait becoming smoother and more precise as he reformed, with the small hut in the distance growing closer and easier to make out. The small building appeared to be partially submerged in the ground like a hobbit hole ( inwardly he began to hum happily at the thought of butchering hobbits ) with a faded coat of green paint on the walls that were visible, it had one round window and a strange metal tower, and at the front was a small door. Sauron continued walking with increasing speed to the cottage door until he came right up to it his towering height seemed to make an impossible fit for him, he started to open the door. 
 `` Oh c'mon another historical reenactment? we just had one last week.'' The door opened before he could reach it as a short haired woman in short brown clothing with strange heraldry on the sleeve started speaking in an irritated tone. `` Listen bucko I understand you history freaks like to come here for your little play fights, but it is really hard dealing with all the paperwork needed when you come unannounced to the park.'' Sauron looked down at the small woman talking at him, not sure what to make of her lack of fear of the risen dark lord, and her addressing his kingdom as a `` Park''. `` Pardon me.'' He began, his voice catching the annoyed park ranger off guard; his low whispery tone sent shivers down her spine'' But what do you mean by addressing this place as a `` park''?'' the young woman in front of him looked up with slightly less annoyance showing as she realized how large the man in front of her was. `` Well... sir..'' She started trying to regain her nerves. `` You are in Dór-o Lóth, or for those who do n't speak elvish `` land of flowers'' national park, once a site for a great battle between the forces of men, elves, and dwarves against the dark lord Sauron.'' As her composure came back so did a bit of her annoyance. `` But you can see there are n't many elves or dwarves left anymore, most in the distant forests or mines, the ones that had stayed anyway. Speaking of staying behind, I think you should n't be doing that and instead leaving.'' But Sauron was deep in his thoughts as he was already half a mile away his abilities improving even more so as he registered the information given to him by the young short haired park ranger. No dwarves? No Elves? No challenges, he thought as he began making head way to his old haunts leaving the girl in his wake, there was work to be done
