[ WP ] You pray to God , wishing that you will get a boyfriend/girlfriend before you die . He gives you immortality .

It's been about three hundred and fifteen years since my accident. I have n't had another since, not for lack of trying. You ca n't imagine how lonely it gets, even after meeting so many interesting people. But none of them compare to the lovely new librarian I met last Wednesday. A 20-something beauty who is exactly my type, but I've learned not to get my hopes up, these things always have a way of fizzling out one way or another. For now, until I get up the courage to ask her out, I'm contented to admire her from afar. If only I could shake this incessant cough I've been developing.
