[ WP ] To find their secret to success , an employee is sent to work undercover at their rivals company . They incorrectly identify that secret as you .

Number 241 looked around the office, hoping nobody would look his way while he did what had to be done. He pushed his hips off the chair so that he could jam his hand down his pants, scratched himself, and let out a satisfied ‘ Ahhh. ’ 
 
 241 had no idea he was being watched. 
 
 From the other side of the city, two employees of a rival company were watching 241 from a camera they had covertly installed a week before. The one with the mustache narrowed his eyes at the screen. 
 
 “ Are you sure this is the one? ” Mustache ’ s mustache twitched. 
 
 “ One hundred percent positive, sir, ” replied the other employee, a skinny, clean-shaven man in a sweatshirt. 
 
 “ He spends an awful lot of time scratching himself. ” 
 
 “ And on Reddit. He ’ s always on Reddit… ” Sweatshirt trailed off, confusion knitting his brow. “ Wait, it looks like he ’ s doing something. ” 
 
 On the screen, they saw 241 freeze, his face scrunching up. 
 
 “ It looks like he ’ s concentrating on something. Really concentrating. Maybe he ’ s their idea man, like a secret genius. ” 
 
 241 let out a sigh, and leaned back in his chair. Something caught his attention, and he hurriedly clicked around on his computer. 
 
 They watched as a floor manager in a tie stopped at 241 ’ s desk. The manager started to speak - sniffed the air - and gagged. 241 watched blankly as the manager trotted away from 241 ’ s desk. 
 
 “ He ’ s back on Reddit again. ” 
 
 “ He hasn ’ t done a single second of work today, but they must keep him for some reason! ” Mustache enunciated by banging his fist on the table, causing the screen to shake. “ Keep watching him. ”
