[ WP ] You are an omnipotent god . Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power . 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company . Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit

`` Sherry? Ummmm.....what... are you doing?'' My boss, ladies and gentleman. In case you ca n't see what's going on, I'm shredding documents. Pounds of them. I had been drifting in the lull of the sound of the motors and relaxing to the sight of the receptacle filling up with hundreds of pages of reports, memos, adverts, requests and the occasional wet paper towel *Not funny, Dennis. You know I'm big on recycling, can you cut me some slack? * When my boss asked the most obviously loaded question of the day. 
 
 I counted to three. One, Two.....'' Sherry? Excuse me, but *what* are you *doing*?'' Oh sainted Jesus and Buddha, I'm so sorry I signed you both up for trials on Match Dot Com, IT WAS A JOKE. Forgive me, I ca n't take too much more of this.... 
 
 I looked up at Clark. `` Uh, what I always do on Tuesdays-shredding the documents left in the recycling bin.'' Clark put his coffee cup down on the printer. Thanks, Clark. It's not like I do n't have enough work to do. It fulfills me greatly to run around after you cleaning up like I'm your mommy. 
 
 `` Sherry, I told you we are no longer shredding! I've hired a company to do that for us! YOU ARE WASTING THE COMPANY'S TIME AND MONEY!'' 
 
 Wait, what? Since when? I start counting again. One, Two, Three........Dearest Zeus and Aphrodite, I can not emphasize how terrible I feel about making donations in Your names to the Roman Advancement Society. It was a joke! Oh my Gods and Goddesses, I never meant to offend You! FORGIVE ME! 
 
 `` Clark, seriously? No, you did n't tell me this! I would n't have spent the last two hours doing this if you had told me I did n't need....'' He interrupted me. `` Listen, Sherry, stop goldbricking, okay? I told you. If you're having trouble understanding me, perhaps a few unpaid weeks off will help your comprehension.'' 
 
 I think my heart stopped at that moment. Oh sweet, sweet Hades, have you finally forgiven me for sending the cartload of baby donkeys to your daughter's birthday party? Nope. My heart started beating again. Dammit. I am SO SORRY, my Lord of the Underworld, I was young and just being an idiot! I MEANT NO INSULT! 
 
 Clark leaned in and shook his finger in my face. `` You have been notified, missy. I. Am. Watching. You. You better shape up, or I will be making some drastic changes in your situation.'' 
 
 Drastic changes? Oh dear, dear Mohammed -- I am so sorry I rerouted all of your messages to the Dark Web. I was just kidding! I meant no insult! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! 
 
 Clark walked out. Dennis walked in and tossed a wet paper towel into my face. `` Hi, loser. Listen, I need you to order more printer cartridges for my office. Do n't fuck it up this time, or I'll tell Clark you're the one sending photos of his wife to Craigslist's *Women Seeking Masters* page.''
