[ WP ] The biggest twist ending you can conjure .

I woke up suddenly. The rain was cascading down outside, and it was very foggy. `` Perfect horror movie setting'' I thought. The thunder outside was quite loud. Now that I think about it, far too loud. I decided it was a good day to watch some television. `` Or not'' I said as I realized that I had to TV signal. I figured that since that was down, I would n't have Internet connection either, so that was ruled out. I heard footsteps upstairs, so I went to investigate, naturally. What I saw was terrifying. A mythical creature. Something from the story books I was told as a child. It ran around as if it was being hunted, or it was fleeing from somewhere. I went to get my tranqulizer gun I kept for intruders. I came back and opened fire. I finally hit it and went to go get it. I caught one. I was going to be rich. Me, an average, everyday sasquatch, caught a mythical Human.
