[ WP ] After you are elected President , you discover a big red button hidden in your desk in the Oval Office . When you ask your predecessor about it , he said that it had been there for decades , but the secret of what it did died with Kennedy . After a few years , you finally give in and push the button .

It had sat in the little hatch in my desk for years, and yet I had no idea what it did. It was n't until near the end of my 2nd term that I decided to press the red button, and see what happens. 
 
 I open the hatch, and there it is. In a strange sort of way, it seemed to be staring me down... Challenging me. 
 
 It made me angrier and angrier looking at that button. It mocked me! `` Lookie here, Mr. Big President ca n't press a button cus' he's too damn afraid of what it'll do.'' It was as if I was the bull, staring down the red cape. 
 
 I screamed, slamming the button, `` I AM NOT CHICKEN!'' 
 
 Then I was transported back to 1955.
