[ WP ] In a world where lying is immediately detected by a phone app , you go into a bar and tell your friends you 've had the worst day in the history of mankind . The app detects you 're telling the truth . You proceed to tell them about your day ...

“ Thanks, Lee. I ’ ll get the next round. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 “ I ’ ll at least get your next beer. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 “ Can you just turn your god damn phone off! I ’ m try to have a conversation with you! ” 
 
 *SILENCE* 
 
 “ I ’ m just trying to be a good friend. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 The door busts wide open and Charlie, covered in what can only be described as ew, rushes toward Lee and the liar. 
 
 “ What the hell happened to you, Chuck? ” 
 
 Chuck ignores the questions and flags the bartender. 
 
 “ Round of shots for each of my good friends. ” Charlie wipes his face with the napkin that is supposed to be a coaster, and his bright blue eyes glow through his ew covered skin. 
 
 “ Thanks, Chuck, I ’ ll get the next round. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 “ God damn this app! ” says the liar. 
 
 Chuck swigs back the shot – the warm burn creates instant euphoria. 
 
 “ Boys, I had the worst day in the history of mankind. ” 
 
 Lee stares at his phone and shakes it like a etch-a-sketch. 
 
 “ What was that? ” says Lee. 
 
 “ Boy ’ s, I had the worst day in the history of mankind. ” 
 
 *SILENCE* 
 
 The liar stands victoriously, “ See, I told you that stupid app doesn ’ t actually detect whether or not someone is telling the truth. ” He smiles brightly, “ Clearly, I wasn ’ t lying earlier. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 Clearly irritated, the Liar walks away, “ I ’ m going to take a piss. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 
 
 “ Jesus Christ, I ’ m going to jack off. I ’ m way too stressed. ” 
 
 *SILENCE* 
 
 Lee places his phone directly in front of Chuck ’ s mouth, “ Can you say what you said just one more time? ” 
 
 Chuck rinses his mouth with ice cold water – a dry mouth could ruin this special moment. 
 
 “ I had the worst day in the history of mankind. ” 
 
 *SILENCE* 
 
 Lee sits and stares, wondering what this all means. “ You literally had the worst day in the history of mankind and you didn ’ t even die. What the hell could be worst than death? ” 
 
 Chuck takes his ew covered hand and places it on his good friends shoulder. 
 
 “ There are things much worse than death that I discovered today. Would you like me to tell you about that. ” 
 
 Filled with fear, and anxiety, Lee mutters, “ Yes. ” 
 
 **LIAR** 

