[ WP ] The strangest super weapon is used against the United States , one that reverses time .

`` How far back, exactly, do you suggest we go?'' 
 
 `` I suppose that really depends on how serious we are.'' 
 
 `` I think any degree of weaponized science used against a supernation is pretty fucking serious, Danny.'' 
 
 `` Yeah well I invented the fucking spacebeam-gun so I decide what we do. You're lucky I even invited you, man.'' 
 
 `` You do n't have any other friends.'' 
 
 `` Because you smell like shit and I ca n't make you leave.'' 
 
 `` Heh, okay. Well, if suppose if we want to make money we set them all back a few hours and play the stock market? Poverty would drive them nuts.'' 
 
 `` Shit like that is why you never invented a spacebeam-gun, Paul. Think big. Outside the box.'' 
 
 `` Send them back to when it was all just Native Americans, let them explore the industrialized nation they failed to protect.'' 
 
 `` You went from dull to mean, man. Do n't do that to people. Also, not how time travel works.'' 
 
 `` Explain it again to me?'' 
 
 `` Three times? Really?'' 
 
 `` We ca n't all wake up in our fancy doublebeds understanding the inner workings of the universe, Danny. Cut me some slack here. It's a Monday morning, man.'' 
 
 `` Yeah. Do n't you work Mondays?'' 
 
 `` Well yeah, but I figured... you have a time travel gun.'' 
 
 `` Aww, lotta faith in me there bud. Well anyway, yeah. The spacebeam-gun-'' 
 
 `` Stupid name.'' 
 
 `` The *spacebeam-gun* needs co-ordinates and a date, and that area of the world is set back to exactly as it was on that date. Architecture, populations, everything.'' 
 
 `` Woah, you built a genocide ray?'' 
 
 `` Well, I mean, theoretically they will all exist again if nobody touches anything.'' 
 
 `` But you said we were going to explore, I skipped work for this.'' 
 
 `` We are, man.'' 
 
 `` So it's a genocide ray.'' 
 
 `` That's not what I named it.'' 
 
 `` It's what it does, though!'' 
 
 `` Oh, so the current iteration of humanity is oh so perfect and any alternative is inferior, then?'' 
 
 `` Do n't care.'' 
 
 `` Me either, actually. So where to?'' 
 
 `` Send it back to dinosaurs and stuff, we can watch Canada and Mexico deal with *that*!'' 
 
 `` I love you so much. Pass me the spacebeam-gun.''
