[ WP ] You Find A Key On Your Person You Did Not Place There . What Is It ?

A small white text prints out 4:32 in the lower right hand corner of my monitor. “ Ah rat shit! ” I yell a common phrase between my friends and I as I realize I ’ m late for another meeting. I scramble off of my ergonomic chair, yanking my headphone cords causing my mouse and other various parts of my computer set up to crash to the ground. I open up my car ’ s blue door angrily and just as angrily slam the door back, causing the loud thud to echo throughout the concrete interior of the apartment ’ s garage. 
 
 I hastily throw the grey seatbelt over myself, which groans from the sudden movement. I quickly tap my left pocket, “ Phone, check. ” I think to myself. Moving on to my right pocket, I realize that my wallet is missing. As if I didn ’ t realize what had happened I continue to frivolously flail my arm around near my pocket attempting to find the lost wallet. Instead I feel a hard pointy object. “ What the flapjacks, Batman ” I mutter aloud, in a quizzical tone. I promise to myself that I ’ ll take it out when I get to work. 
 
 Running past the receptionist holding the door open, I almost forget to say thank you as I make my way up to my meeting. I pull out the object from my pocket as I leap 2 steps at a time, futzing it around in my hand until I can get a clear view of it. It was a key. A pitch black spray painted key with nothing on it. I hadn ’ t put that in my pocket, what the hell was it doing there? Before I have too much time to wonder and ponder the possibilities, my boss ushers me into the room, expecting my late arrival as always. 
 
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 The meeting ends and emotionless slaves pour out of the equally passionless room. I completely forgot about the key as I drove home, only to find it again as I open the door. I examine it closer, it appears to have a single letter in it that isn ’ t spray painted as intensely. “ P? ” I thought to myself, “ How the heck did you get there ” 
 
 After picking up the rest of my computer gear, I carefully place the P key back in it ’ s correct space on my keyboard and continue my mindless gaming.
