[ CW ] Two inanimate objects are discussing a soon to arrive third object . We must be able to figure out what they are just by the conversation .

“ Hey, man ” 
 
 “ Oh, hey! Nice to see you again. ” 
 
 “ How was your trip? ” 
 
 “ Not too bad. Ended up going South for a while. Southeast, actually. Got there quick and spent a while- it was nice. ” 
 
 “ And did the missus end up there with you this time? ” 
 
 “ No, unfortunately. I was hoping she would, but I guess she couldn ’ t make it. Haven ’ t come into contact with her yet. And how about yourself? ” 
 
 “ Well, I hung around here for a while, but ended up heading East…saw my brother while I was over there. ” 
 
 “ That ’ s great. Now, listen: do you think the guy ’ s gon na show up again soon? ” 
 
 “ Oh, doesn ’ t he always? ” 
 
 “ Yeah, I ’ m sure you ’ re right. I ’ m just so sick of it, man. Guy comes up here, pushes us all around, makes us do stuff we don ’ t really want to do. And then we start pushing each other around! This place just goes mad! ” 
 
 “ I know! And why doesn ’ t he have to wear a uniform like the rest of us? ” 
 
 “ Just throws us all into a frenzy, he does. And…you know what? I ’ ve been working on a theory here. ” 
 
 “ What ’ s that? ” 
 
 “ I think he has a favorite among us. ” 
 
 “ A favorite? Far as I can tell, he gives us all a fair go of it. ” 
 
 “ Yeah, but I ’ ve had the chance to linger around here after the chaos has died down a bit. It ’ s happened more than a few times for me. And you know who ’ s always here, without fail? ” 
 
 “ Who? ” 
 
 “ Ol ’ Blackie, I tell ya! And do you remember that time when a bunch of us got pulled back in here real fast, seemingly out of the blue? ” 
 
 “ Yeah, kinda. ” 
 
 “ It was because Blackie over there decided to go Northeast! Saw it myself. Brought the whole lot of us back here, it did. ” 
 
 “ That ’ s nonsense. Many of us have gone Northeast, dozens of times. What makes you think Ol ’ Blackie doing it is any different? ” 
 
 “ I ’ m telling you, there ’ s something fishy going on here…oh boy, here comes the guy. ” 
 
 “ Try to be gentle this time. ” 
 
 “ I always try. ”
