[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

'T was the night before Valentine's and I went to her house 
 
 She was at the door waiting, nothing on but a blouse 
 
 I felt rather brave, under the influence of whiskey, 
 
 And I knew that in minutes we'd be getting quite frisky 
 
 She opened the door, whispered `` cmon big boy'' 
 
 And I flew through the threshold, my dick jumping for joy 
 
 I threw her on the couch, things got real hot and steamy, 
 
 And soon I'd have her face covered in white and creamy 
 
 I fondled her tits and my hands traveled down south, 
 
 But once I had felt it, vomit formed in my mouth 
 
 It was wrinkly and dry, almost like a bad prune, 
 
 Like a bad, rotting carcass in the middle of June, 
 
 I opened my eyes, my face burning like magma, 
 
 When I heard her behind me, `` you drunk fuck, that's my grandma!''
