[ WP ] Philae Lander finally manages to power on and sends a pic back to Earth . 800 years later . And it 's not a picture we expected to see .

My first time doing this. Please be forgiving. 
 
 `` Hey James, how good were you at 21st century history?'' 
 `` Whelp, I remember that the Empire of Russia declared war on China in 2020, but not much else.'' 
 `` Well look this name up: Philae Lander. Should be connected with something called the European Union- ah yes, the old name for the countries that are now the Colonies.'' 
 `` Hmmmm, how weird. Launched in March 2004, landed on Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko in 2014. When off line that December. Why do you care?'' 
 `` Cause now I am getting a signal with the handle'PhilLan @ EU' and it has a.jpeg attachment.'' 
 `` Well what's the picture?'' 
 `` I do n't know, you open it!'' 
 `` Fine, do n't bite my head off Samantha, just double cli- OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!'' 
 `` Looks like a penguin.'' 
 `` DAFUG??? But look at it's size! Must be as large as a Andromeda Galactic Core ship! Are you telling me this 800 year old box of bolts had enough power for one picture and it took a picture of a GIANT SPACE PENGUIN?'' 
 `` Yep. Apparently. What should we do?'' 
 `` This needs to go to the highest level. Get the me...... THE PUTIN!!!
