[ WP ] you start to age through the day and in the night when you go to sleep , you are actually dying of old age but the next day you wake up you are young again !

Bingo! A match. Tinder was finally paying off. Now for the hard part. I opened her message. 
 
 `` Hey sexy, luv your abs. Wan na have dinner?'' 
 
 Dammit dammit dammit. Dinner was no good. I would n't have abs by then, but the bigger problem was probably hair and, well, general shagginess and back problems. Ed did n't usually kick in til 10 at least. 
 
 `` How about lunch? I'm swamped in the evenings.'' 
 
 Swamped with sore knees and a desire to watch law and order. 
 
 `` I'm busy then. How about breakfast? I know a place with unlimited mimosas.'' 
 
 Against my better judgment I type `` that's great, just send me directions''. 
 
 Things started going downhill when the waitress did n't believe my id, and as I protested, my voice cracking, my date got up making comments with the word'statuatory' in them. 
 
 I say there, just feeling humiliated, until I saw a sign that made me feel a little better. `` Hey, can I get the student discount?''
