[ WP ] You get bored of the party and walk outside to lay under the tree . It has become dark . As you lay under the tree , you look up and see two beady red eyes looking back down at you .

`` Fuck.'' 
 
 With music blaring just about 50 ft to the front of me, I had lay down in the grass, hoping to at least doze off so I could escape here for a little while. See, I go to a small private school, so some asshole thought it'd be nice to invite everyone. I do n't even know these people, I thought to myself as I drove to the house, in the humid, dusky evening. Whatever the fuck this is, I'm sure it'll be the most eventful shit tonight. 
 
 `` Hey there, Ian. I'm Rufus,'' the thing dropped down from the tree. It kind of looked like a cat and a seven year old had morphed together as graceful as nature would allow, and carried itself like a sunshiney freshman meeting a new companion on its first day. It stuck out a paw as if it were a hand. `` Nice to meet you!'' 
 
 `` Uhh... yeah nice to meet you too, yeah. Who are you?'' 
 
 `` I said I'm Rufus, you do n't pay attention much, do you'' 
 
 I shook my head. `` What are you, then'' 
 
 `` I, Rufus the feline, am a part of your imagination. You really are crazy, fucker.'' He giggled. 
 
 `` Whatever. We can talk in the car, eh?'' I was n't going to let my brooding be interrupted by anything, even me. Fuck me, I thought to myself. I ca n't communicate with others, I'm a burden on everyone, my family, on society, everyone. Life is worthless anyways, it wo n't matter in the big scheme of things if I kill myself tommorow, will it? Nope. 
 
 Rufus cleared his throat, his eyes glowing, `` You really should see a- `` 
 
 `` I know, Rufus. Shut up.'' And he did n't say a single word until ingot home.
