Write the Villain 's side of the story . Make the 'hero ' seem deluded or idiotic

One job... I had just one job. I do n't understand how I failed over and over again. It was so simple. I've done it a thousand times before. But this time... I would n't call him a genius. He's just a moron. A *lucky* moron. 
 
 He just shrugs off any injury. That is if I can even injure him. Whenever I'm near him... The laws of physics just do n't apply. And he knows it. I see his hideous smile, I die inside a little bit. Every time he destroys a trap I set, or somehow traps me inside of one, I die inside even more. They're all fool-proof, made in complete secret. But he knows, he *always knows*. Even before I think up of a plan he's already there to destroy it, ruin it just like *my life*. 
 
 I used to be the greatest one of them all. Now... He is my greatest failure. Everyone knows it. I tried to quit, but it's impossible. He is always there, taunting me, ruining whatever plans for my life I attempt to set up for myself. So here I am. Stuck fighting against an impossible enemy. I lost all the respect of my masters. Of my colleagues. 
 
 But I've had enough. Maybe the gun wo n't misfire when I aim for myself.
