[ WP ] Your username vs. Godzilla

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 **Subject: ** Genetically Offensive Dinosauric Zoophagivore Indicating Lesser-Learned Adaptability [ GODZILLA ] 
 
 Subject GODZILLA first came to Aperture Science's attention following the creature's appearance near Japan's Odo Island. Initial reports of the creature followed the disappearance of Japanese freighters *Eiko-maru* and *Bingo-maru* in 1954. The creature gained worldwide fame when it rose from the ocean to attack the capital Tokyo, causing massive destruction and loss of life. After several days of repeated attacks, Japanese military forces were able to injure the creature enough to force it back into extended hiding. 
 
 Over the next several decades, nations the world over searched for the legendary monster's hiding place. None succeeded, causing further issue with subsequent GODZILLA attacks. Following Cave Johnson's orders per contract the United States government, several Aperture scientists are tasked with determining the creatures location. Minor progress is made from 1955-200 [ data corrupted ]. 
 
 **Incident Report: ** 
 
 6/13/ [ data corrupted ] 
 
 Location: [ Classified ], 257 miles from the coast of Japan 
 
 Mission summary: An experimental recon test formulated by the Browser Core conducted in [ classified ], a location determing by analysis of several government and Aperture files on GODZILLA. The Browser Core was erroneously assigned to join the mission, an error that was discovered after the incident. Upon arriving at [ classified ], an Aperture Science Underwater Analytical Probe ( ASPUAP ) was deployed, the Browser Core aboard. At a depth of 3 nautical miles, Browser Core reported high amounts of radioactivity from an unknown source. At 3:14 local time [ data classified ], resulting in a complete loss of ASPUAP unit and all hands on deck; Browser Core's backup sphere activated and informed of events. 
 
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