[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

I sat on a bench one fine Autumn day 
 
 Hoping for sunshine to take me away 
 
 To a place where grass grows all over large fields 
 
 As beautiful flowers nip at my heels 
 
 When all of a sudden, I caught quite a sight! 
 
 A girl in short shorts had walked through the light 
 
 Oh my, how her booty had flowed 
 
 And all I could think was about the wild oats I'd sow 
 
 With her in my bed, her rear in my face 
 
 Titties a jigglin' all over the place 
 
 Sweat from my brow would start to descend 
 
 And pour onto her delicious back end 
 
 The sex would be great, the sex would be neat 
 
 My load would eventually cover her feet 
 
 She knew what I wanted, she saw in my eyes 
 
 Walking on by with her milky white thighs 
 
 Lo and behold, she stopped for a talk! 
 
 She asked me my name, I replied with Raoul 
 
 A Mexican immigrant who would definitely `` clean out her pool'' 
 
 She giggled and winked, and told me to guess 
 
 What she was called, with a smiling request 
 
 `` Amy, Ashley, maybe Annabelle?'' 
 
 `` Why, no, silly, my name is Michelle!'' 
 
 What a pretty name, is all I could muster 
 
 As my groin region started to flutter 
 
 She told me she lived in a house by the park 
 
 And that I should come over when it got dark 
 
 I started to panic 
 
 Lord was this manic! 
 
 I told her I would be there at eleven that night 
 
 And she would be in for quite a sight 
 
 Her face suddenly frowned, and I did n't know what was the matter 
 
 She told me eleven was too late for our genitals to clatter 
 
 I squinted my eyes and then 
 
 She suddenly she told me she was seventeen, that's why! 
 
 School came early the next day, and she needed to rest 
 
 But she still wanted me to press my face to her breasts 
 
 Well I hopped the fuck off of that park bench that day 
 
 No way was I going to jail for a roll in the hay 
 
 So this is the tale of how I learned to avoid tail 
 
 Because none of you motherfuckers would ever post my bail 

