[ FF ] Write me a comedy in 5 sentences .

Maybe not what you're looking for, but I had fun writing it. 
 
 
 **The King of Farts** 
 
 There was a man who farted constantly 
 And quickly came to be called King of Farts, 
 Tooting before large crowds melodic'ly; 
 That was, until he set his mind to ladies hearts 
 
 At that his farts became a curs-ed spell. 
 One keeping him from proceeding in love 
 And stopping all young ladies who could smell, 
 But then there fluttered one such young woman, a dove 
 
 Sent straight for King that he might prove his worth 
 Before one lady lacking completely 
 Olfactory to King's much kindly mirth. 
 `` O woe, no-one should love me,'' Protests she 
 
 `` If I have not my senses of olfactory.'' 
 But King replies, `` I think you smell beautifully.'' 
 
 

