[ CW ] Write an Argument Between Two People . However , Everything They Say Must Rhyme

Tina: “ You stupid idiot, I trusted you! ” 
 
 Joe: “ But I thought this info was nothing new? ” 
 
 T: “ Of course you did, you big dumb jock. And now I ’ m a ‘ slut ’ to our entire block! ” 
 
 J: “ In my defense, I thought it was well known. ” 
 
 T: “ I told you Joe, this was confined to our home. How many times must I say with my face bright red, that I don ’ t want people knowing what I do in bed!? ” 
 
 J: “ But Tina, you see, the things that you do… They ’ re incredibly sexy, I wish the world knew! ” 
 
 T: “ Joe, I ’ ve told you a thousand times that I keep my sexiness behind the blinds. You betrayed me and now I ’ m afraid I ’ ll be judged. I won ’ t forgive you for that, I ’ ll hold onto this grudge. ” 
 
 J: “ But sweetie, it ’ s really nothing that rude. ” 
 
 T: “ I don ’ t want my friends to think of me nude! I ’ d much rather they all think me a prude, but that ship has sailed; thanks to you I ’ ve been screwed! ” 
 
 J: “ Okay, you ’ re right. I won ’ t do it again. I really want to stay your boyfriend. I ’ m sorry my love, I clearly messed up. I ’ ll keep secret your role in Two Girls One Cup. ” 

