[ WP ] `` God '' is actually two people : one who is omnipotent but not omniscient , and the other who is omniscient but not omnipotent . They both hate each other .

`` Ok so, there's going to be some pretty severe terrorist attacks in Europe, the Middle East is going to continue being a shitshow, and a literal *fuckton* of people are going to starve to death in Africa.'' 
 
 `` Hmmm,'' said Potent, fiddling with something. He clearly was n't paying attention. 
 
 Scient turned away from the globe, staring at Potent. `` What are you doing?'' 
 
 `` You see this toast?'' said Potent, suddenly excited. 
 
 Scient glared at the charred bread. `` Yes. And you know I know what you're going to say about it, right?'' 
 
 `` I'm going to put a vague figure of Jesus on it,'' Potent said, ignoring him, `` they'll go fucking mad for it.'' 
 
 Scient sighed. `` And how will this help the billions of people suffering in any way?'' 
 
 `` Oh, them?'' Potent said, as he tossed the toast into the globe, `` What are they complaining about now?'' 
 
 `` Well, you know,'' Scient said, shrugging sarcastically, `` just the systematic destruction of joy and will to live, through extreme poverty and disease.'' 
 
 `` Ahh,'' Potent said, turning on the TV, `` what's new, eh?'' 
 
 Scient sighed. He'd tried for millennia, but he could see it was no use. 
 
 Literally.
