[ WP ] Scientists finally make a visual confirmation of `` Planet Nine . '' Except it is n't a planet at all

`` Planet 9 will be coming into view soon. Are you ready for this Johnson? If you have actually found Planet 9, you will go down in history.'' 
 
 The astronomers huddled around the telescope to try to get a better look, which was a completely pointless as only one person can use it at a time. 1 minute later the planet in question moved into the view of the scope. Everyone was already groaning, even before the five moons became evident. 
 
 `` Damn it guys! Why does every new astronomer keep doing this? Do we actually have to have a seminar describing what Pluto looks like every time we hire a new astronomer? This is 80th time this has happened for fuck's sake.''
