[ WP ] An angry/depressed dictionary writer ca n't keep his personal problems out of word examples

Life: 
 
 noun 
 
 1. ) a semi entertaining board game 
 
 2. ) a shitty cereal 
 
 3. ) a complex roller-coaster that often has faulty safety features, silly rules and several people riding it, when you would much rater be riding it yourself. It is often known to break down, over accelerate, and occasionally fall apart completely. Herds of people stand in line to ride it, yet some simply refuse to ride. 
 
 
 ex.1 ) Meh, Life is okay. 
 
 ex.2 ) Life sucks. 
 
 ex.3 ) I refuse to ride life. 
 
 
 Family: 
 
 Noun 
 
 1. ) a female ( traditionally ) mother whose job it is to nag, cook clean, and'raise' children. 
 
 2. ) a Male ( traditionally ) father whose job it is to give hypocritical advice about love and commitment, cheat on his wife, and bring home a pay check. 
 
 3. ) Significant Other [ SO ] ( male or female ) who spends months even years at your side promising you only the strongest and tightest bond of love you've ever seen, only to leave you alone in your darkest hour. 
 
 ex.1 ) My mother is such a bitch, she makes my family look so up tight. 
 
 ex. 2. ) My Dad is cheating on my mom, I hate it when he pretends our family is perfect. 
 
 ex.3. ) When my seizures came back and forced me to drop out of college my SO dumped me, I guess we wo n't start our own family. 
 
 
 Death: 
 
 noun 
 
 1. ) A dude in a cool robe with a bad ass scythe who has cameos in several movies and works of fiction. 
 
 2. ) A taboo topic that no one wants to openly talk about. 
 
 3. ) A perfectly good way to escape everything. 
 
 ex. 1 ) Death is so cool, he plays the same role in every movie, but he does it so well. 
 
 ex.2 ) People look at me funny when I talk about death. 
 
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