[ WP ] A newly-hired bartender is slowly realizing that he 's working at the bar from all of those `` X walks into a bar '' jokes .

This was definitely the most interesting bar I had worked at. Religious officials walked in wearing their vestments. Normally I would think they would n't want to wear these things while off duty, and going to a bar of all places, but here they were. 
 
 The bouncer outside had seemingly arbitrary requirements for letting people in. He refused to let it mushroom people, but he let in a sapient talking horse. He was n't a centaur, but a fully sentient horse. He was always sad, and I'd ask him why the long face. He'd pour his heart out to me, and it was quite a sad story really. Even sadder than the guy who walked in and alcoholism destroyed his family. One night the bouncer slipped up and let in a non-sentient horse that somehow wondered by. It whinied and shat on the floor before leaving. The mushroom person who continued to try and get in saw this and raised hell on why an animal was allowed in, but he was continuously stopped. 
 
 Also, I had never seen so many high profile people in one bar before. In just one week, I had served movie stars, rock stars, and even world leaders. I started to think something was fishy, and all of it somehow seemed familiar. At the end of my night, as I drove home, a chicken darted across the street. It bothered me as to why it did that. Clearly to get to the other side, but why was it headed that way and where did it come from?
