[ WP ] When you die , you roll a dice to determine your next life . 1 - Bad , 6 - Extraordinary . In your afterlife , you brought an extra dice and roll 12 .

`` You cheating bastard'' 
 St.Peter stared at me as the queue of the dead grew exceedingly long. A great presence of light floated above him and without any words I knew I was safe. 
 `` Okay, 12 it is. Follow John over here and he'll set you up with the Veil'' 
 
 I cautiously followed `` John'' over to a wall covered with black robes. One of them stood out as being special, it had a yellow glow to it and seemed to fly on to my shoulders. It lightly descended over me. I sat it the darkness until an unknown force sent me out into a light. 
 
 ``... So what your saying is you remember the moments right before your birth, that's all I can interpret. It's just a weird dream, maybe you want another baby, or perhaps afraid of death. Talk to me tomorrow if you remember anything else'' 
 
 I walked out of the therapist office and on to the rocket pad where my ride was waiting. It was n't exactly the greatest visit. Oh sure, I found my IQ had doubled in the past year and the therapist offered me all his wealth by me asking about his carpet but I was still unsure of my dream. 
 
 The asteroid belt was particularly beautiful at this rotation. It's one of my favorite sights on the trip from Europa to Phobos. It's a bit of a long trip, 10 minutes, but who am I to argue. I know my place in Solar society. I was born the child of the Duke of Ganymede. Through deft arranging I attained the affection of the Empress of Neptune. The marriage happened within hours of meeting her. At that point I was a few diplomatic steps from becoming the first pick for the Secretary of the SUN. 
 
 The ship landed on the footsteps of the Phobos division of the Martian Federation. I had a meeting on Space-Time disarmament. I also had to give a speech on the pedestal of the Deimos memorial. Deimos, once the culture capital of Mars had been attacked by a Pluto planetarist movement by a Space-Time bomb. The dimensional interference led to a Pandemic of cross-universal tumors. I had been effected but I got the extremely rare strain that advances brain power. Thus the doubling of IQ. With my increased intellect I was able to find loopholes in the SUN manifesto that basically allowed me to keep my position indefinitely. That's where I've been. 
 
 I'm kinda a celebrity. Mars, with it's democratic republican government, sees me as a voice for stability and peace. Jupiter, as the son of two half-Deity leaders in the monarchical society, worships me. Neptune sees me as the brains of their aristocracy. Uranus, with their typical proletariat nature, hails me the defender of the worker. Lastly Pluto... hates me, but I guess you ca n't win them all. 
 
 After the speech I returned to my ride. I had a lunch planned at SUN headquarters on Mercury. As simply the bureaucratic hub of the system, there are no permanent residents. 
 
 As I approached the SUN an emergency signal appeared on the display. It said an unknown gravitational force had been founded and was dragging the ship toward it. I looked out the window to see a gray sphere getting larger and larger. I blacked out. 
 
 `` Hey guess what bastard. New laws have been put in place nullifying any extra dices. In order to return balance we set both rolls to 0. Welcome home.''
