[ WP ] The largest security breach in history has just occurred , all personal and private data of everyone connected to the Internet has been made publicly available

`` Holy shit,'' Jack said while staring at the TV screen. 
 
 `` What's the matter?'' Darlene asked as she looked up from her desk. Jack looked at her, saying nothing as he turned up the volume. Darlene watched as the reporter on screen continued speaking. 
 
 *....have ever put any information on the net. * 
 
 `` Wha...'' `` Shhh! Just watch! I'm sure they'll repeat it!'' Jack interrupted Darlene. 
 
 *So to summarize what we've learned over the past hour, every singe bit of personal information ever put on the internet has been released to the public. The authorities are currently unaware of who is responsible, how they managed such a feat, or even where the servers hosting the information are located. All they do know is the information is readily available in an easily searchable database, open to all. They are highly recommending you immediately change all of your passwords, and get in touch with your financial institutions in order to take steps to protect yourselves from identity theft. They also recommend you do not use the internet for anything of a sensitive nature. * 
 
 Jack shut off the television and fell back into his chair. 
 
 `` What do we do now?'' he muttered. 
 
 `` Well, I guess we should update our resumes, since we'll probably be out of a job soon enough,'' Darlene replied. 
 
 `` Why would we lose our jobs? I've never done anything that would cause them to fire me, no matter how in depth that new database is,'' Jack said. 
 
 `` Jack, it's not about what information about us someone may find in that database. It's about all the information about everyone else that is there,'' Darlene said, as she began gathering all of her personal belongings. 
 
 `` I do n't understand what you're getting at, we have nothing to do with all that information being released,'' Jack replied. 
 
 Darlene stared at Jack as if he was a toddler asking a silly question before she answered back, `` Well Jack, how much use do you think there will be for the NSA if everything is already out there in an easily searchable database.'' 
 
 `` I wonder if the people running that database are hiring,'' Darlene mused as she continued cleaning out her desk. 

