[ WP ] `` You are the main character , after all . ''

`` Where am I?'' 
 
 `` I ca n't tell you where you are, but I can tell you what you are.'' 
 
 `` Who are you?'' 
 
 `` Whatever you wan na call me, god, buddah whatever. Not fussy.'' 
 
 The brown haired man in a formal suit got up from lying on the floor to greet the mysterious man that called himself god. 
 
 `` So I'm dead?'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` Yup? That's it, I'm done?'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` And this is heaven?'' 
 
 The dead man glanced around at the white space they were occupying. 
 
 `` If you want to call it that, that's what it is.'' 
 
 `` Where is everyone else? Is this like the waiting room to get to heaven? Like you explain how it works and then we go up to the pearly gates?'' 
 
 `` If you want it to be like that... then I guess that's what we're doing.... Shall we walk while I explain then?'' 
 
 ``........okay'' 
 
 The dead man and God walk. 
 
 `` Is it this way?'' 
 
 `` If we're going this way, then yes.'' 
 
 `` So where is everyone?'' 
 
 `` There is no everyone.'' 
 
 `` But I left my kids!'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean no?'' 
 
 `` Well... you are the main character after all.'' 
 
 `` What? What are you saying, this is absurd.'' 
 
 `` It's just me and you.'' 
 
 The dead man stopped abruptly and stared at God. 
 
 `` I have a family that I left!'' 
 
 `` They are all you, it's funny, I like telling you this each time. I get a different reaction everytime because you're a different person. It's really quite interesting.'' 
 
 `` So I get like, what, reincarnated?'' 
 
 `` Yup'' 
 
 `` As everyone?'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` That's ever lived?'' 
 
 `` mm hmmm'' 
 
 ``..... even-'' 
 
 `` even hitler.'' 
 
 The dead man continues to walk with god. 
 
 `` This is nuts!.... SO wait where are we going now?'' 
 
 `` You can stay up here if you like. For a little bit, but you will have to go back'' 
 
 `` Will I remember any of this?'' 
 
 `` No'' 
 
 ``.... okay.... send me back in Gman!'' 
 

