[ WP ] Write a porno script that does n't suck .

Scene opens with two beautiful lesbian city girls hiking through the serene beauty of the Louisiana bayou. They are enjoying their time alone when they come across a rattlesnake... 
 
 Glitter: oh no a snake 
 Phyllis: ow it bit me 
 Glitter: ow it bit me too right on the breasts and mouth 
 Glitter: we need to get help 
 
 They start to get delirious as they wander around the swamp looking for assistance. Finally they come along a shack to find a swamp man tending to his swamp shack. 
 
 Glitter: please help us 
 Swamp man: what here seems to be the problem? 
 Phyllis: we were bit by a rattlesnake 
 Swamp man: oh boy a rattler you alls in big trouble. Luckily I eat rattles so my semen and saliva work as anti venom 
 Glitter and Phyllis: oh boy thank you 
 
 They do the porn part 
 
 Glitter: thank you so much mister are we safe now? 
 Swamp man: no I lied 
 Swamp man: you also have aids 
 
 End scene
