[ WP ] A game among aliens is to conquer other planets using the laws of that planet . Earth is their next target , but what they do n't realize is that our bureaucracy is a mess .

`` Commander!'' Klan called over the intercom,'' these people, they, they do n't even have a one world government.'' 
 `` What!?!'' Commander Posa responded,'' No matter we can do it. How many governments do they have,2,3?'' 
 `` Commander,'' Klan said,'' they have 196 different countries.'' 
 `` Aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!'' 
 `` Commander?'' 
 `` YESS??'' 
 `` They also have several monarchs.'' 
 `` What's that?'' 
 `` They pass down their ruler to the children, you have to be in the blood line.'' 
 `` AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!'' 
 `` What if we just take over one country for now sir?'' 
 `` What about that one?'' 
 `` The USA? That's a republican government like us, but sir they do n't have one all powerful ruler and half the people think it's a democracy it's a real mess.'' 
 `` What about that one.'' 
 `` Russia? I would n't take that one. See how much land they have? That's because it's all trash.'' 
 `` Zartheg!!!! Which one should we take.'' 
 `` That island right there.'' 
 `` What county is that?'' 
 `` That's not a country, but it's the only place where the government is n't terrible.''
