[ WP ] A Reddit downvote bombing as a WW2 bombing run

Only 2 minutes to go. As I counted down over the hum of the cpu fans, I grew more and more nervous as we approached our target. My friend at my side, we slowly scanned the vast screen for the reddit post that was notorious for its content. The war between tumblr and reddit was in its 4th year, and the battle between the two seemed as if it were an endless ordeal. It was 10:31 AM. Only 1 minute to go. With eyes so fixated that they could probably make out a broken pixel, my fellow soldier shouted out `` There it is! The feminazi shitpost copied from tumblr!''. I did n't know how to react. I've never seen anything like it. Of course back on the front page I've always heard stories about such posts and pictures of it. To actually see one for real, I finally understood why some people come back ptsd and that 1000 yard stare. `` Sweet mother of God'' was the only thing I could manage to say. Now I understood. I understood why the war occurred in the first place. It all made sense how there was a strong opposition between us and them. 10:32 AM. `` Do it man! Do what you came here for! `` shouted my friend. All my training kicked in, all my collective knowledge and the stories I've heard raced through my head. With nerves of steel, strength of zeus, and willpower that rivaled Shia LaBeouf, I took aim at the down vote button and clicked. `` Down vote away'' I screamed as my friend and I then turned sharply and ran away from the computer. We were always taught to turn and 
 run as criticism against feminazis have been found to cause them to trigger and response with logic that'd make throwing a baby at a dog then spreading peanut butter on the roof of your car seem like a reasonable and logical thing to do. It was done. The post has been down voted. I was proud to serve reddit and contribute to the war effort. Hopefully we win this war someday and stop this madness.
