[ WP ] Dyslexic zombies rise from the dead , searching for `` Brians ''

It was the end of the world. The calypso had begun. Food was scarce, because the crops had been re-laminated. I was going to tend the garden, but there was n't mulch time left. I was trying to survive in Africa, but the Zimbabweans constantly hunted the flesh of hummus beans. I remembered that you can kill one by booting them in the shed! Unfortunately, my gun was out of bullets, so I checked with my neighbor who never wants to share his ammo. I hoped for a night of the divvying lead. 
 
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