[ WP ] You are going about your typical day until you stumble across a stack of first aid kits and words `` auto saved '' flashes midair in front of you .

`` Auto-Saved'' popped up in front of Paul. He staggered back, ads had never screamed at him in such large red font before. `` I swear if I walked into another porn hut I'm going to kick James' ass,'' Paul kept walking down the street. He was in a virtual bazaar thanks to Oculus Rift. They worked with Amazon to create this virtual store of everything and it did n't take you long to turn down a wrong aisle. Paul's friend James found it particularly funny to direct him to the dildo section of Amazon or worse, the romance novel section. 
 
 `` Okay James is this actually where I need to go or..'' various signs and stores declaring'Best Deal Ever' and'Might as Well Be Free' flashed in his peripheral vision. They were segways into who knows what kind of shitty item. He was delving into the linked section of Amazon. They drove traffic to many other sites, most notably Craigslist. `` Okay, third store in English...'' Paul watched the banners on the aisle markers. He was nearing row 22ZZD so it was easier to give out directions by landmark, or banners in this case. He passed the second banner in English. His foot caught something thick but billowy- he crashed into a floor made of ones and zeros. The virtual reality bumped and buzzed a cool blue tint as the connection speed dropped off; Paul regained his footing. He'd tripped over a stack of medical kits kept in squishy bags like the ones you'd keep in cars. 
 
 `` Why would someone leave these...'' Paul picked one up. His world flashed red, `` warning warning warning warning'' bellowed from the speakers and flashed across the screen as the banners quickly faded off so he could see from a full span of vision. James had walked him into another trap- an Amazon ad trap. Paul pulled out his Credit Card and prepared to submit payment. It was a flash sale he would be unable to resist hopefully his credit bar would allow for all the payments. 
 
 
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