[ CW ] With 1400s A.D. wording , complain about something modern .

Tomy dismay I have but trickled only a thought of how preposterous thy food has become. Thou dost nothing but gristle a frozen cow buttocks upon a stove that heats without gas. The absurdity of ones mind to behead and dismantle the greenery that may be better of use as a salad. Thou dost continue to fatten thy lard with a most unfortuitous mold of yellow melted upon the bleached white of dough turned firm? How durst thou spectulate such absurdity as a source of food with such disrespectful measures of important vitamins. Good day, sir McDonald. If it may be so, I wish to never come across you again... those art french fries, yes?
