[ WP ] Pick an actor : Everything they have ever acted in occurred in the same universe

“ I got ulcers. I got this whole thing about to fall down around me. Print is dead, kid, and the only reason I ’ m buying pictures of spiderman from you is because everyone else selling me pictures is taking it with their iphone. Those iphones ever get good enough, you ’ re out. I don ’ t care how good you kiss my ass. ” 
 
 “ I ’ m just… ” 
 
 “ Whassamatter kid? Somethin got your tongue? I got somethin for you to say: ‘ Peter Parker puts price on pretty pictures. ’ You ’ re lucky I even talk to you in between calls from my family telling me that my kids are gay or pregnant or not gay, but still want to make out with Jason Segel. I ’ ll give you a hint kid, this cigar ’ s only got tobacco when I ’ m in the office. I need to relax. ” 
 
 “ Sure, but about... ” 
 
 “ If I got two pieces of advice for you, one is have kids and one is don ’ t. I have the greatest kids in the world. Hopefully they ’ ll all grow up to be amazing and love me and take care of me once this whole industry collapses. You never told me what your backup plan is. ” 
 
 “ I like science. ” 
 
 “ Let me tell you about science… ” 

