[ WP ] Science has advanced far beyond human understanding , discoveries are made using supercomputers running vast neural networks . In the darkness , God watches a lonely machine printing output , a new law of nature ! Something troubles him , this law is undeniably valid but it 's not one that he created .

To fully understand God's reaction to an emergent property of his universe, one must first understand God himself. God is, frankly, a bit autistic. He never had many friends and was even sent to a correctional facility after being slapped with the Baker act for spiritually regressive entities. The only way he ever felt fulfilled, engaged, was when exercising his talents for imaginary physics and abstract linguistics. He thought if he could create a set of rules simpler than those in his own universe, simpler beings might emerge which would respect and look up to him. He promptly began work on a model in WorldSim 0.9.2a. 
 
 After `` fine-tuning'' the rules to allow for carbon based life to emerge, he set the wheels spinning and waited a few hours for civilization to develop. At first pleased by what emerged, he soon realized that this society too, would begin to outstrip him, and probably realize what a beta-male he is. Eventually, they took advantage of his physics to make computronium and elucidate the laws of their increasingly less pitiful existence. 
 
 One day they discovered that at the Planck scale, the resolution limit of the model, probabilistic approximations followed simple algorithms used by game developers to speed up simulation. By waiting long enough at given planck location, they could `` lock'' a number in place. God found out about their discovery much later, when a probabilistically unlikely series of higher energy states solidified in the universe. Upon closer inspection, he realized what it was, a drawing of a horse shitting on a burning bush, with the letter Fuck You God.
