[ TT ] As a parasite , you have to leech life for yourself off of other beings , eventually killing them . But unlike other parasites , you get easily attached to your victims over the course of their lives ...

This is Alan. I am a parasite of an alien species that escaped from a meteor, and I am attached to his brain. Most parasites only care about themselves, I'm looking at you, Gerald the tapeworm, but not I! I have a strange feature that makes me unique among parasites: love. 
 I love Alan. I eat his thoughts, we chat, it's nice! Unfortunately, the love is a problem. I fall in love with everyone I attach to, and Alan's the fourth. It also does n't help that thanks to the fact I eat thoughts, I have all their consciousnesses inside my head. But, I do n't kill, so that's good. I just leave their minds empty, because they moved into my head. But now, I've got three previous love interests in my head, while I'm talking to a fourth who's in the process of moving in. But you can find our more about this on my new TV series, based off of the true story of my life, Barry the brain leech!
