[ WP ] WW3 begins . NATO vs. Russia , China and any allies of the two . Write about how it all goes down .

`` So how did we end up in this shithole again?'' Corporal Sievers asked. He shifts his foot in the Chinese soil, which may as well have been quicksand, considering the foxhole they dug filled faster than it emptied. 
 
 `` Well you see, some big corporate asshole sitting in China basically had it up to here with some big corporate asshole sitting in the White House, and Daddy cut off his kids trust fund. The kid got pissy, started flingin' shit, when Daddy decides to straighten his kid out with a well placed offshore missile attack. They almost wiped the western seaboard in one fell swoop. Naturally, the kid was pissed, and decided to throw a quick left hook, and pit his entire goddam navy against the Chinese. This is n't that big a deal though, since we wiped the fuckin' floor with em. But the problem is now. We are stuck in the middle of fuckin' nowhere, just waiting for a rocket or a mortar or some shit to land so we can have free will to burn down the forest around'em. Anyways, we aint the first on the ground out here.'' Sergeant Maxwell quips. 
 
 `` Well that's a nice summary, but how the fuck did we end up here?'' Sievers jabs, a little frustrated at the roundabout explanation. 
 
 `` Hold onto your dick a minute, I'm getting there. So when we wiped out China's naval force, they realized that they've got ta get some feet in the way so the U.S. of A does n't stomp a hole in their faces. So they set up some forts. Straight up western-expansion style, except instead of logs it's concrete. China ai n't gon na let up in this war, so the only way we are gon na get'em to quit is if we knock out the heads. Therefore, foot invasion. Now here we are, after sweeping their conscript armies to the south and the north, with only what? Their tanks and spec-ops? Yeah, the guys with the easy part already took off. Now here we are.'' Maxwell finishes with a smug look on his face. 
 
 `` I guess that works. You are probably the best we are gon na get with this shit-ass radio reception.'' the Corporal sighed. 
 
 Maxwell sticks his head over the foxhole and yells at the soldier trudging through the sucking mud at them. 
 
 `` What are you doing? You willing to get shot?'' 
 
 The Private drops down beside them in the already crowded foxhole. 
 
 `` Did you guys hear!?'' he almost yells. 
 
 `` Shut the fuck up, dude! You are gon na get us shelled!'' Sievers says, but is cut off by the Sergeant. 
 
 `` Hear about what?'' 
 
 `` We just nuked the **fuck** out of Beijing!'' 
 
 `` We what.'' 
 
 `` We did it, we won!'' 
 
 `` No you ***FUCKING IDIOT, WE DID NOT WIN. *** Nobody won. We are all fucked.'' 
 
 Maxwell finishes his sentence, with his head held between his knees, anticipating the Russian nuclear missile headed directly to their position to wipe the onslaught out. Then another two missiles headed to the eastern seaboard. Then another couple headed to the UK, and surrounding countries. And then India fired off it's nuke towards Russia, alongside Israel, and the USA, while China fired off its few towards the areas that remained untouched by the Russians. 
 
 Mutually assured destruction, baby.
