[ WP ] You and other person are the only two immortals on the planet , yet despite this you despise each other . Most of histories achievements and tragedies come from you two trying to one up or destroy each other

Was this too far? Nah, he chirped as he dropped a few too many than necessary nuclear explosives on top of his probably pissed off sister. `` Fuckin-'' her next few words were drowned by the sounds off little hydrogen atoms cuddling together. It was a bloodbath, for the millions of others living in this city at least. He'd lured her into the city by, well, telling the truth. Threatening to lay waste to a city-uhm-a few dozen countries, tends to get a reaction from people. The explosions died down... eventually. 
 
 `` What the fuck was that Saul?'' Irene complained. 
 
 `` That was for Colombus.'' Saul replied, clearly satisfied with the extent of his revenge. 
 
 `` Are you serious?'' Irene dropped her jaw `` That was like half a millennium or something ago, and really? How was I supposed to know he was going to pull a stunt like that?'' 
 
 `` It really was kinda obvious, and you knew I liked those lands.'' 
 
 `` You. You are being very petty right now.'' Irene crossed her arms. 
 
 `` Well. Tit for tat. You fuck with my land, I fuck with your land.'' He said, working himself into a needless desire to explain how he had gotten the better of her. 
 
 `` You do realize this will probably affect those little islands you've been staying in as well right. Nuclear bombs tend to have, let's just say, repercussions that carry themselves around.'' 
 
 `` Ugh, who cares about those islands, you've got to look at the grand-'' 
 
 `` Where did you even get your hand on that much weaponry,'' She cut him off, clearly not interested in the rambling that was about to begin as he tried to explain his way through something that he clearly had n't thought about before hand. 
 
 `` What? Oh yeah, some bloke I met. Lives in this real fancy house, does a lot important stuff. Wonder how he is now, probably dead, but a man can hope. Kinda nice to have these sorts of contacts.'' 
 
 `` Was he a president of some sort?'' Irene inquired, frustrated by her brothers incompetence. 
 
 `` President? What's that?'' 
 
 `` The ruler dipshit'' She told him, her annoyance growing. 
 
 `` You mean they're not calling them kings anymore. Language is such a funny thing, wait, we are still speaking English right?'' He asked, not sure anymore. 
 
 `` Yes, even though I still do n't understand why you insist we communicate in this poorly constructed system. We do have much better forms.'' 
 
 `` You say better, I say tomato'' 
 
 `` What.'' 
 
 `` I'm not sure.'' 
 
 `` Idiot.'' - Irene 
 
 `` Rude.'' - Saul 
 
 `` Deserved.'' - Irene 
 
 `` Nuh-uh.'' - Saul 
 
 `` Could you please.'' - Irene 
 
 `` I could n't.'' - Saul 
 
 `` Because you're a dipshit.'' - Irene 
 
 `` No. I just do n't want to.'' - Saul 
 
 `` Fuck it. I'm done with you. You are just the most intolerable person I have ever had to deal with.'' She exclaimed. The bubble of annoyance now a fully grown pissed off. 
 
 `` Warms my heart,'' Saul teased, realizing mid-sentence he was starving. ( The'I have this craving to just put food in my mouth kind of starving', not the'I'll probably die if I do n't eat in the next few hours kind' ) 
 
 `` Oi sis.'' He called out. She had already begun pacing away furiously, annoyed by both the destruction of a few countries she had been entertaining herself in recently and the clear dimness of her brother that she would probably have to deal with forever. `` Wan na go get some lunch?'' He continued shouting in her direction. Her response to that was a simple, but elegant raising off the middle finger. `` Cool, cool, cool,'' He mumbled under his breath as he started catching up to her. 
 
 
 

