[ WP ] You are a wizard with 1,000 years of professional wizarding experience , applying for a new wizarding job . You need to submit a resume .

Markus Aluicious Derge 
 12th realm of Xavos 
 
 Greetings Wizard Jeffrey of the Apple Store, 
 
 I am a Wizard of unimaginable power, with over 800 years of experience working with electrical spells and around 200 years of experience working with Arcane, fire, frost, illusion and transmogrification spells. As a self trained Wizard, stealing the power of elements from Odin himself spitting in the face of man and god alike, I am a very pro-active individual and capable of learning without guidance. While I'm proficient at working alone, I am quite capable of working in a team as well as leading a team. I have trained several apprentices including The Great Bamboozler, Vlad the Impaler, Joan of Arc and finally Greg, who is currently on staff and recommended I apply to you directly. 
 
 My greatest strength is, as listed above, control of electrical magic. I can conjure storms with only 0.2 % air moisture levels, Stormbringer Savos is the only other Wizard that can boast a similar claim. Considering electrical school of magic is my focus, I am unable to practice any form of earth school magic, as per the Wizarding restriction guidelines of 0398 AD. However according to Greg the Apple company has very little use of earthshaper magic so I believe this will be of little detriment to my candidacy as a Wizard at the Apple store. 
 
 I believe I would fit in well with the team as I have extensive experience working with other Wizards performing incredibly complex tasks, including summoning demons, banishing demons, teleportation to different dimensions, destroying ancient deities, restoring ancient texts, hiding an entire continent and keeping the kitchen clean. I understand there may be a slight learning curve as I adapt to the work culture and would like to put your mind at ease that I am very capable of adaptation having access to a ring of transformation at will. 
 
 I look forward to hearing from you about the potential benefit that we could provide each other. I'm available any time for an interview and references will be available upon request. The easiest way to reach me is by writing on the back of this parchment in blood and then burning it. However, I do have access to a phone between 3 and 4 pm, Monday to Friday. 
 
 The Great Markus Aluicious Derge, Wizard.
