[ WP ] You 're at a pub when you see an attractive woman sitting alone at a table , after you approach her and talk for a while you hit it off ; only to find out that she is there to meet someone she met online .

`` What are you drinking?'' She said. I was surprised. She was a pretty good looking girl, mid twenties, long legs, pretty face. I was n't exactly ugly, but I was n't in her league. Why would she ask me that question. I decided to roll with it, hell I had nothing to lose. `` Jack, on the rocks, with a splash of lemon.'' She raised a finger and a waiter came over. She ordered four drinks, all jack on the rocks with a splash of lemon. 
 
 Suddenly, this was too good to be true. `` What are you doing? You're not an escort are you.'' She scoffs. `` What, a woman ca n't make the first move? It is the 21st century you know. Besides, I'm just looking for a conversation, nothing more.'' I was both relieved and disappointed at the same time. So this beautiful woman is n't hitting on me after all. Big whoop. Why not enjoy the moment. `` So what's a catch like you doing here?'' I said, nervously. She ignored the question, and said to me, `` That's not important. Why are you here? You seem to have no purpose.'' 
 
 I looked into her eyes, and smiled. `` You really want to know? Boredom. Pure, utter boredom. I've lived in this world for twenty six goddamn years, and every day feels the same. It's bleak as hell.'' She chuckled. `` What's so funny?'' I inquired. `` It's funny.'' She lamented, `` My father used to say the same thing.'' That set off a trigger in my head. This chick definitely has daddy issues. I decided to push the subject. 
 
 `` Did your father hang out at these places a lot?'' She looked down into her glass, and swirled it. `` How should I know?'' She mumbled. `` He was rarely around, and when he was, he always slept, watched T.V., or yelled at mom.'' Then she looked up at me, with an intent stare and said, `` Gotcha.'' I was surprised. Then she giggled. `` You really thought I was about to spill my guts to you did n't you? Well not today mister. Hell, I do n't even know your name.'' Goddamn she was seductive. I had to keep it up. 
 
 `` It's Frank. And yours?'' I slumped in my chair, in an effort to give off the impression that I was losing interest. `` Well, mine is Cecilia. When you first sat down you asked what I was doing here.'' I looked up, carefully, making sure she knew she had only piqued my interest, not grabbed my attention. But in reality, all my senses were focused on her essence. She went on, `` I'm actually here to meet someone I met online. My friend Grace convinced me to make an E-harmony account when I was wasted. I told some loser I'd meet him here and did n't want to blow him off, but now, I do n't know, you intrigue me.'' That was not what I expected. She knew she had hooked me, damn it! I had to get out of this hole, she had me on her leash now. She knew I was interested. I had only one thing to say. 
 
 `` Well, that's pretty funny. You definitely have grabbed my interest. You like to dance?'' She scoffed, `` Now do n't get hasty Frank! I do n't give in that easy.'' Heh, yeah right. I knew she had whored out a few times in the past. It was written on her face. But I knew how to play this game. `` I was n't asking you for a dance. I'm no slouch when it comes to piano. I'll play you a doo dad.'' I got up, went over to the piano, lit a cigar, smiled, and began to play.
