[ WP ] You are a lawyer who specializes in crafting incorruptible wishes for dealing with mischievous genies .

The first thing to know about genies is that they do n't live in lamps. At least, not anymore. They exist in things of human creation. And they used to be rare. 
 
 You see, there are laws. 
 
 1 ) You only get 3 wishes granted. 
 
 2 ) Wishes to alter other people directly will not be granted. 
 
 3 ) You ca n't alter other's wishes. 
 
 Rather recently, some wise ass thought they had a great idea to get more wishes granted. They wished for genies to be common enough that they would find another the next day. 
 
 Overnight, the world was tossed into chaos. I stumbled upon mine within the first hour I think. Walking home from the grocery store and saw an old Nokia phone lying in the parking lot. Weird stuff was being reported on the news that evening and I did n't quite understand what was on the green LCD display. 
 
 ] You have summoned the Genie of this Nokia. I shall grant you 3 wishes; ) [ 
 
 Something clicked. Maybe it was from binge watching X-Files or The Outer Limits, but I KNEW this odd phone in my hand was related to all the weirdness going on. I knew if there were more of these things out there, things could get bad VERY quickly. 
 
 Not really expecting anything to happen, I said to the phone `` I wish you were the only Genie.'' 
 
 ] I can not do that. [ 
 
 I looked at the phone in disbelief. It was an old 90's Nokia bar phone. There was no way this had voice recognition capability. So this left three choices, unbelievable coincidence, someone playing an ingenious prank, or that this phone did in-fact contain a genie. 
 
 I was trying hard to think of what I would wish for, then I saw a flash of light. When I looked at the phone again, I was puzzled. 
 
 ] You have 1 wish remaining. [ 
 
 `` What happened to the other two wishes?'' 
 
 The phone did n't respond. I correctly surmised that it only responds to wishes. I spent the next minute and tried to ask for rules or any information. I stopped when the sky cleared up and became bright and sunny from the typical Portland overcast we had that day. I started talking to myself as I tend to when I'm working through a difficult problem. 
 
 `` Alright, lets see... Why would I only have 1 wish left...'' I puzzled to myself. 
 
 `` I guess I might have used a wish to undo the first one.'' I considered alternatives. 
 
 `` Or perhaps someone wished that the genies only grant one wish.'' 
 
 `` But that would n't explain why it says I have one wish REMAINING.'' 
 
 I was used to debugging things with limited info. Time still was n't on my side however, and I knew I had to act fast. 
 
 `` Alright, so I had to have made a big enough mistake to spend a wish to undo it.'' 
 
 And my eyes widened as it dawned on me. I would never deliberately wish for something bad, and I'm too careful to be ambiguous, which meant that the genie must have corrupted it. Whatever I was going to wish for, I had to do it now. 
 
 After a moment, I had a solution that I was pretty sure could work. 
 
 I closed my eyes, expecting the worst. `` I wish that all genies and their clients have to consult with me before any wish is granted!'' 
 
 When I opened my eyes, I was in a wood paneled room sitting at a large desk. I looked around, noted the stationary. I was wearing a nice Armani suit. A knock came at the door. 
 
 `` Mr. Sampson, your two-o'clock is here. A Mrs. Lillie Arnell and her genie.'' 
 
 Next to the door was a picture frame surrounding what looked like a degree. That's when the horror slowly filled my spine. I was now a Lawyer specializing in genie law.
