[ WP ] Someone is literally downvoted to hell .

Matt just got done making one of his epic sandwiches and figured it was a good time to check up on his Reddit post earlier to see how successful his trolling had been. The angry comments and downvotes always amused him to no end. He loved using Reddit as an outlet for all the hate in his head. He was too much of coward to voice his extreme views in public, not that he interacted in public that much. He collapsed his massive weight down onto his worn couch, just barely avoiding his sandwich from sliding off his plate and landing on his considerable gut. 
 
 
 After an hour he already had -40 karma and 6 angry comments waiting for him. He took a big bite out of his sandwich and chuckled. The savory chunk lodged in his throat. This happened sometimes with the massive, greedy bites he took. Matt's violent coughing and chest pounding between his sizable man tits was n't dislodging the food this time. 
 
 
 His vision started to darken on the edges. Matt's last thought was if he had closed the porn tab on his computer. 
 
 
 After a few moments of nothingness he had the sensation of falling. Suddenly he felt himself slam into a hard surface and his vision returned with a white flash. He sat up as quickly as his girth would allow him and spat the gooey sandwich bite from his mouth. 
 
 
 He took in his new surroundings. Plain white walls, harsh office lighting, and two rows of tables with computers seemed to stretch to infinite along either side. At each computer there was a person sitting and their collective, furious typing produced a low level buzz that seemed to echo and compound. 
 
 
 Matt stood up and noticed the single wood desk behind him. Behind it sat a beautiful, Asian women in a business blouse and skirt with glasses. 
 
 
 `` Am I dead?'' Matt asked. 
 
 `` Not yet.'' The women replied. 
 
 
 `` Where am I?'' 
 
 `` Well this is Hell and I have a business opportunity for you.'' 
 
 
 Matt thought he was obviously hallucinating in his final moments. 
 
 
 `` This does n't look like Hell.'' 
 
 `` How do you know have you been before?'' She paused waiting for a reply. There was none. 
 
 `` Besides Hell is what I make it and it is different for different people. You are n't here because you are bad....well actually you are but bad in the way I like! Employable bad.'' 
 
 `` You are n't what I pictured the devil to look like.'' 
 
 `` I am a big fan of yours on Reddit and I know what you like. Next door Asians, Asians gone wild, Juicy Asians... do I need to continue?'' 
 
 Matt was beet red, he adverted his eyes and shook his head. 
 
 
 `` Do n't worry honey this is a non-judgement zone.'' The Devil's high pitch giggle echoed across this infinity, even with her hand covering her mouth. 
 
 
 Matt had the weirdest half boner right now. 
 
 
 `` Anyways, let's get down to business.'' She stood up and walked to the front of her desk and sat on the edge. 
 
 `` So you can go back up there and continue to live your pathetic, lonely life or you can become one of my Eternal Trolls. Live here with me, sow hate for humanity online and you will be rewarded forever.'' She undid two buttons on her blouse, leaned forward and gave Matt a look that no woman had ever given him before. 
 
 
 Matt tried his hardest to maintain eye contact. 
 `` You... ummm....make this a pretty easy choice.''
