[ WP ] Guy Fieri is stranded in our world from an alternate dimension . His only hope is to roam the country looking for the way back to Flavor Town .

FADE IN: 
 
 INT. UNDISLOSED FOOD NETWORK FACILITY — DAY 
 
 In the sterile boardroom of the governing body 
 of American Cuisine, producers bicker over 
 strategic goals. 
 
 STEWART 
 Gentlemen, the next 
 Fiscal Year is upon us. 
 What has R & D have in 
 development? 
 
 FLAY 
 Our most promising 
 project so far is the 
 development of a 
 male chef. 
 
 STEWART 
 Are you trying to tell 
 tell us something, Bobby? 
 
 FLAY 
 Nothing of the sort, 
 ma'am. It's that 
 viewers have consistently 
 rated guys like me as 
 quote `` pretentious, 
 preachy, and fancy.'' 
 
 STEWART 
 This is the Food Network. 
 
 FLAY 
 This is America. 
 
 STEWART 
 Alright. So where are 
 you with that? 
 
 FLAY 
 We know what we're 
 looking for, but talent 
 scouts have yet to 
 find him. Alton ca n't 
 seem to grow a proper 
 `` dude'' in his lab, 
 either — 
 
 MORIMOTO 
 ( In Japanese ) 
 Wait! I found something! 
 
 FLAY 
 You sure? 
 
 MORIMOTO 
 ( In Japanese ) 
 Yes! 
 
 Morimoto quickly leaves the room. 
 
 FLAY 
 ( To Stewart ) 
 Five bucks says it's tuna. 
 
 Suddenly, unlicensed rock music issues forth 
 from thin air and fog billows in from the 
 door. Flay and Stewart stand, startled. 
 Stage lights swing wildly back and forth, 
 ushering a large, brightly dressed man in a 
 tattoo-Hawaiian shirt and giant sunglasses. 
 
 MESSIAH 
 Hey there. 
 
 STEWART 
 I feel... something 
 untoward has happened. 
 
 FLAY 
 Are those frosted tips? 
 
 Morimoto pops in from behind the Messiah. 
 
 MORIMOTO 
 ( In Japanese ) 
 No! They are really his hair! 
 
 FLAY 
 Where did you find this guy? 
 
 MORIMOTO 
 ( In Japanese ) 
 He went to my restaurant 
 looking for fried fish. 

