[ WP ] Every class have a weirdo or a misfit . Your high school class had one too . Now he/she is running for president and is almost certain to win it .

Gary Bonner. Not exactly the man I thought he'd grow up to be, or most people for that matter. Everyone, myself included assumed he would be a nobody, a loser. My god were we wrong. 
 
 If Gary's early life were an animal I would liken it to a three legged, malnourished donkey, amongst a herd of pure bred stallions. He was the underdog that no one wanted to win at life. Gary did n't have looks, personality or wealth, which led me to wonder how the hell he was ever going to appeal to any woman, something I often reminded him of. But I was n't the only one, everyone bullied this guy, for reasons I do n't eve think were ever fully established, other than “ he's Gary Bonner ”. 
 
 Let's look at why it was deemed acceptable – Gary was short, spotty and kind of pudgy, but not in a “ more to love ” kind of way. Gary also did n't really keep up with the latest fashion trends, it was like his wardrobe led to a version of Narnia that existed purely inside of a cheap clothing store in the mid 70's. One thing I distinctly remember though is the smell, like a homeless man's crotch with a slight hint of grandpas cologne. 
 
 It's no surprise people used their ingenious wit to rename him Gary Boner for most of his teenage years. But now years later he's the lead candidate for the Presidential election. A guy who, despite having the worst start to life, was currently one of the most popular men in modern day America. I'm not going to lie, but this is not where I expected him to be. 
 
 Not only was he older, but he'd changed to. He was cleaner, slimmer and I swear to god I do n't know how he did it, but he was taller. He had so much confidence that he looked as if he could run for President of any country and everyone would love him. Hell, even I loved this new Gary Bonner! 
 
 Often you think about where you'd end up in life, but for Gary tonight was the night he was going to find out his fate. In 25 minutes he would take to the stage to find out if he was going to be the new President of the United States of America. 
 
 I took a second to look at myself in the mirror and spoke out loud - 
 
 “ Come on Gary, last hurdle, you can do this. Let's get out there and show them why I'm going to be the best President this country has ever seen! ”
