[ WP ] The year is 2031 . Due to various cultural shifts , the main religion is Greek mythology , after a short time span , the Gods come back from non-existence , and hold elections on Mount Olympus for the god of the internet .

A distinct and oddly apt thunder shook the cavernous halls of Olympus' main chambers, as Zeus called the council to order. 
 
 `` Now, after many aeons of peace'', he began, Hermes translating frantically into English for the newer gods who had n't learned proper Greek yet, `` we have a new duty needed for the Olympians. The humans have created a resource called the internet, a vast network of information accessible from anywhere in the mortal realm!'' 
 
 `` It must be mine!'' shouted Prometheus, kept as a keepsake now on Zeus' desk. 
 `` I gave them their creativity!'' 
 
 `` Ya stole it, ya winey bastard!'' shouted Hestia, Dionysus wincing in the background. 
 
 `` Rather mine, as it's made of metal and the forge!'' grumbled Hephæstus. 
 
 `` What of my beauty and the mortal attempt to imitate the originals?'' exclaimed Aphrodite, scrolling through Instagram. 
 
 A dark shadow rose from the stairs in front of the great hall, a figure approaching. 
 
 `` It belongs to me.'' stated Hades sadly. 
 
 `` It kills them long before they enter my realm'', brandishing a single page of 4chan's infamous b board. 
 
 Zeus recoiled in shock, for æons of non-existence and mortal folly could not have prepared him for it. 
 
 `` Burn the globe, even if we go. None of the other gods need to know about this.''
