[ WP ] You wake up one day to find that everyone acts differently . Rudeness is considered polite while politeness is considered rude .

Fuck. light streams in through the curtains blinding your freshly opened eyes. Wearing the heavy coat that comes with waking up you face a new dawn. `` Alright there Mikey?'' you say to your roommate as you pass each other. 
 `` Top fucking cunt jon, ya mongy wanker!'' 
 Just like Mikey to start this bullshit in the morning. 
 
 as you walk into work, you hold the door open for janet `` Oi can open the door on me own, piss off fuckin radge bellend'' is the thanks you recieve. 
 your boss is no different `` I'll fucking rip yer report to shreds and shove it up me arse, absolute fucking nonsense, reads like it was written by a fuckin pagan on skag.'' 
 
 same as every day, you try to reply politely but you're met with a terse `` Get tae fuck'' from everyone. under your breath you mutter `` Fucking cunts''
