[ WP ] The largest pirate ship of the 1700 's is transported in time to 2014 where the crew encounters a lone modern day U.S. Navy battleship . Thinking they can destroy it , the pirate ship decides to attack the battleship . What happens next from the point of view of the crew of the battleship ?

`` Pentagon'' 
 
 I was two seconds from hanging up the phone. A fucking wooden ship with fuse-cannons? Did the Somalis finally meet 1750? I answered, trying to piece this all together in my head - `` This is Captain Frank Marciano of the USS Bainbridge, we have an encountered an unknown ship armed with mounted artillery. Grid location Thirteen-Foxtrot-Niner-Delta.'' 
 
 The static feedback was interrupted by the same voice that answered, `` Captain, we do n't have anything on radar near your current location, are you sure you are n't getting any phantom dots?'' `` Negative'', I responded, `` crew has visual on a wooden ship, approximately 400 meters from our port side traveling 9 knots. We're going to sound the horn and warn the ship that we're aware of its prese- 
 
 *KLINK* *KLINK* *KLINK* 
 
 `` Pentagon, this is Bainbridge we've just been hit by the ships artillery, no hull breach, requesting permission to engage the ship.'' The voice responded, nearly covered by static, `` Rog... Bainbridge.. cleared to engage if... eeded..'' more static. Fucking piece of shit coms, the line dropped. 
 
 I activated the ships defense system. Any boat within a half mile radius would be able to FEEL the wail of the siren, let alone hear it. Everybody manned their stations and got ready to defend the ship. Granted, everybody knew this was a suicide mission for whoever was on that boat, defending at this point was n't even necessary. *KLINK* *KLINK* *KLINK*, more objects hit the hull, this time it was clear it came from the cannons. Did these guys seriously think a 100 foot wooden boat with cannons would take a down a 50 thousand ton steel warship armed with machine guns, missiles, and helicopters? At this point I was praying for another attack, so I can give the okay to light that fucker up. 
 
 A SH-60 Seahawk lifted off the deck, heading to the ship with a translator to investigate and possibly end this peacefully. There was tension all around the ship as the heli hovered towards the boat, hell, even MY hands were sweating. This was like something out of a movie, some shit was gon na go down and we all knew it. These people were n't very smart. The crew stared at the events unfolding for what seemed like an eternity, then with a loud explosion and smoke from a cannon, the boat fired at the helicopter. The heli maneuvered and dodged the shot. What the fuck just happened? A voice came on the radio, `` Captain this is Big Bird 13 requesting permission to engage the boat''. I did n't even have to think. `` Roger Big Bird, permission to engage.'' 
 
 The whirl of the Seahawks M134 Minigun was music to everyone's ears. Spinning up ready to spew out steaming hot 7.62mm caliber bullets at a rate of 6,000 rounds per minute upon something out of a wood workshop class. The boat was ripped to shreds - breaking apart with every bullet while sparks jump from the barrel of the machine gun like fireworks on 4th of July. The cannons split open like flowers blooming and then... silence. 
 
 `` Threat neutralized. Returning to flight deck, Big Bird out''
