[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

Hello dear lady 
 My you look fine 
 You're a dime a dozen 
 You're a dozen a dime 
 Your breasts are so perky 
 Your ass is so nice 
 I'd smack them around once 
 I'd smack them around twice 
 You're making the blood rush 
 To the tip of my head 
 Not the one on my shoulders 
 But the one you play with in bed 
 Now I am hard 
 Hard as a rock 
 Would you be so kind 
 As to put your mouth on my cock 
 And maybe, just maybe 
 I could tickle your cunt 
 I'll stick my dick in the back 
 I'll stick my dick in the front 
 And when the nights over 
 You'll be so happy I did 
 Just do n't call me in nine months 
 I'll deny the fuck out that kid
