[ WP ] Seven poems about the seven deadly sins without naming them or their synonyms .

**My collection of Haikus! ** 
 
 ***Sloth*** 
 
 
 He would not get up 
 
 
 Regardless of what happened 
 
 
 Could not be bothered 
 
 
 ***Pride*** 
 
 
 So Narcissistic 
 
 
 No time for anyone else 
 
 
 It ’ s all about him 
 
 
 ***Envy*** 
 
 
 His wife is so hot 
 
 
 I wish she was my own wife 
 
 
 I must have her now 
 
 
 ***Wrath*** 
 
 
 Set it all on fire 
 
 
 I want to watch it all burn 
 
 
 To watch them all burn 
 
 
 ***Gluttony*** 
 
 
 Five slices not enough 
 
 
 I must have another pie 
 
 
 Right down my pie hole 
 
 
 ***Lust*** 
 
 
 Her hair, and those legs 
 
 
 I just want to caress her 
 
 
 I will make her mine 
 
 
 ***Greed*** 
 
 
 Six cars and a Yacht 
 
 
 A mansion in the Hamptons 
 
 
 But still not enough 

