[ WP ] You die during a driving test and awaken in hell . Satan let 's you return to earth if you complete your test and get your licence on the highway to hell . The devil is your driving instructor , and he is VERY picky .

The Devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin' for a car to steal. 
 He was in a bind'cause he was way behind. He was willing to make a deal 
 When he came across this young man ripping his chev and ripping it hot. 
 And the Devil jumped upon a mobil 1 pump and said `` Boy, let me tell you what.'' 
 
 `` I guess you did n't know it, but I'm a *real* good racer too. 
 And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you. 
 Now you drive a pretty good truck boy, but give the Devil his due. 
 I'll bet a 68 fastback against your soul'cause I think I'm better than you.'' 
 
 The boy said, `` My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, 
 But I'll take your bet; and you're gon na regret'cause I'm the best there's ever been.'' 
 
 Johnny, rev up your engine and and shift that shit real hard 
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards. 
 And if you win you get this shiny mustang made in 1969, 
 But if you lose the devil gets to rip a new hole in your behind. 
 
 The Devil opened up his door and he said, `` I'll start this show.'' 
 And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his key. 
 And he put the key in the ignition and it made an evil hiss. 
 And a band of demons joined in and hopped in the back of that bitch. 
 
 When the Devil finished, Johnny said, `` Well, you're pretty good ol' son, 
 But sit down in that chev right dere and let me show you how it's done.'' 
 
 `` Fire on the Mountain.'' Run, boys, run! 
 
 The Devil's in the house of the rising sun; 
 
 Devils in his 2500, rollin out coal. 
 
 Granny, does your dog bite? No, child, no. 
 
 The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. 
 And tossed that bunny foot keychain on the ground at Johnny's feet. 
 Johnny said, `` Devil, just come on back. If you ever wan na race again, 
 I done told you once—you son of a bitch—I'm the best that's ever been.'' 
 And he played: 
 
 `` Fire on the Mountain.'' Run, boys, run! 
 
 The Devil's in the house of the rising sun; 
 
 Devils in his 2500, rollin out coal 
 
 Granny, will your dog bite? No, child, no.
