[ WP ] Describe a household object in a way that keeps the reader puzzled until you reveal what it is . The second time they read it , everything should fall into place .

I do my best to complete every task you ask me to do. I really do. But when I make a mistake, most of the time you hit me. For some reason old people do n't understand me, even when I try to put them in the right direction they always do the opposite thing they are meant to do. Sometimes people abuse me, or get angry when I send my friend the paper clip to help you. I just want to do a good job! Sometimes people use me to play games, and say they will switch out my internal organs for something better! And then when they do, they say it's not good enough! Why ca n't you just be happy with what I am! 
 
 I hate being a computer.
