[ WP ] A world where Tumblr controls the branches of the government

The year is 2023, it's been 7 years since the SJW take over. Tensions, rivalries and lack of awareness of one's privilege have reached a boiling point and it seems inevitable, we tried to avoid it at all costs but it is true, the Feels Wars are upon us. 
 
 `` Get me the Secretary of Triggers, right now!'' 
 Screamed PC President from the Slightly Oblong Circumference office ( Oval is a racial slur now. I do n't know either ). 
 `` It.. it ca n't be! How can someone even... This is an act of terror! A declaration of war if I ever saw one!'' - he said, as his wife, the First Womyn, sat next to him with tears welling up in xyr eyes. 
 
 The Secretary of Triggers stormed in, already shaking and barely able to walk due to the PTSD she got from having to ride the elevator next to one of the white male prisoners they were taking to the dungeons of the Color Neutral House. The three of them sat in a circle and started reciting Wicca spells to calm down and be able to face the imminent threat. 
 
 `` Mr. PC President, tell me what happened, what is going on?!'' - said the Secretary of Triggers with unrelenting fear in her voice. The president slowly raised his head and spoke with a cracking voice. `` Somehow, someone fooled security, he fooled all the checkpoints and filters, the cis-male filter, the white filter, the non-disabled filter, all of them. And he posted... He posted on my Tumblr.'' - The Secretary trembled as she knew this meant she would get the maximum punishment. She knew her `` Government issued official Special Snowflake status'' was as good as gone. 
 
 The president continued - `` But what triggers me the most is not the fact that he posted, it's *what* he posted'' - `` What did he say, sir? `` - `` He posted... He posted a picture of an angry frog and called me a nigger cuck''
