[ IP ] Nebulous Nightmares [ x-post from /r/creepy ]

`` What is it?'' said the Galactus sized dust monster 
 
 `` I think it's called a…a Plenet. No that does n't sound right'' said another GSDM 
 
 `` Planet?'' 
 
 `` Planet. That's the word'' 
 
 `` I wonder what it does'' 
 
 `` I think things live on it'' 
 
 `` How, it's a sphere'' 
 
 `` So?'' 
 
 `` Half of them would be upside down would n't they?'' 
 
 The GSDM turned the planet over. It was too big to hear the tiny inhabitants scream as they flew out into the cold, dark recesses of space and got all bloat-ey. 
 
 `` No because of uhm…oh what's the word. Gravy. They stay on because of Gravy'' 
 
 `` That thing we eat at Thanksgiving?'' 
 
 `` No wait shit, gravity. They stay on because of Gravity'' 
 
 `` Hey guys'' said another GSDM 
 
 `` Oh shit here comes Nabaratin'' 
 
 `` Whacha doing?'' said Nabaratin 
 
 The first GSDM sighed `` Hey Nabaratin'' 
 
 `` Oh cool a planet. Make sure not to stare at it for too long'' 
 
 `` Why?'' said GSDM 1 turning to Nabaratin 
 
 `` You'll start it on fire with your oblivion gaze'' 
 
 `` No I…oh shit'' said GSDM 1, turning to the planet that had started on its hand. The planet turned to ash as he flung it away. 
 
 `` Well that was fun while it lasted'' said GSDM 2 `` Oh no wait here's another pl…planet. Am I saying that right?'' 
 
 `` Whoa, I've never seen a green and blue planet before'' said Nabaratin
