[ WP ] The hero was killed , the princess was sacrificed , and the evil king rules the land . For the average citizen , though , things have taken a turn for the better .

`` HEAR ME CITIZENS!'' 
 
 **Boooooo! ** **Booooo! ** 
 
 `` Sir Cavalious is dead! The King is dead, and his daughter, the fair Princess Tangerine has been sacrificed to the Dark Gods themselves!'' 
 
 **Boooooo! ** **Hissss! ** 
 
 `` Things will change in this kingdom! Taxes will never be lowered again! I am introducing a permanent fixed rate. Ahahaha! I have made the curse in witches blood - they can not ever change from here on!'' 
 
 **Boo-** *boo... * 
 
 `` That is not all! Men, your women folk are no longer your slaves! No more shall they have to stay in the house cooking and cleaning. All work places shall accept them, and they shall be able to work for their living! Do you like the sound of that, you men? Ahahaha'' 
 
 **'' For a lower wage? `` ** 
 
 `` No! The same coin as you men folk! Ahaha'' 
 
 **'' Acutally... I think we are OK with that...'' ** 
 
 `` Oh, you mock me with sarcasm? Well there is more! Your homeless have had it too easy for too long! Sleeping like Kings under the stars where they please! NO MORE! I am introducing a scheme to get all your hobos trained and into work! Ahaha!'' 
 
 **'' Three Cheers for Lord Oblivion. Hip Hip Hoooray! `` ** 
 
 ``....''
