[ WP ] Humans have discovered the secret to high-speed inter-planetary travel . and it is the most stupid and ridicilous thing possible

`` It's pretty simple really, you just have to be not here. Much in the same way that flying involves falling but never hitting the ground, teleporting involves being here but not here. Instead you are there and then you are. Most find it easiest to do this with their eyes closed but it is n't mandatory. It's mostly a state a mind, that state being naturally not here. That's not to say it is easy by any stretch of the imagination but certainly not impossible, and may also drive some people to insanity. It takes a lot of practice and is made immeasurably easier if you've been to where you want to go before you try and go to wherever you want to go. Then just close your eyes think that you are there instead of wherever you are, then know you're there instead of wherever you were, and then be there instead of wherever you were. When you open your eyes you'll be there, or you wo n't in which case try again. You may also want to ask where you are if you end up some place that you were n't because if there is ambiguity you can end up somewhere you were n't planning on going like trying to go to London and ending up in London, Canada. Also key point, always plan to go somewhere, do n't just try to not be here. We do n't know where you go but you go somewhere and you're never seen nor heard from again. Current theory is somewhere in space or some void outside time and space, either way not advisable. Also trying to go to fictional worlds or destinations tends to result in you ending up in some theme park or person's garden, or dead, so avoiding that decision would be wise. Anyways, safe travels.'' 
 
 Everyone in the sandwich shop stared at the strange blonde haired man as he received his lunch. He then turned, smiled, and closed his eyes and in a moment had vanished without a trace. 
 
 `` Every day,'' the clerk muttered angrily. `` Whose next?''
