[ WP ] You are a gorilla with superhuman intelligence , enrolled in college . Write about your bananigans .

Sat in lectures today. Professor is obviously wrong about this dated thesis. I correct him, but he vehemently chastises me the way people that do n't know the actual answers to your questions do. He ridicules me for being a gorilla. He throws papers in my face. Everybody laughs. I throw a banana at him. But he is allergic to bananas. I did n't know that. Everybody laughs. It is a good day. 
 
 College jocks. They taunt me for being a gorilla. They call me names such as `` Primitive Jackass''. But I'm a gorilla, not a donkey. The worst of them is the one that wears blue and red. It's on like Donkey Kong. There's a nearby barrel. I throw the barrel at him and seduce his girl, despite being a gorilla. It is a good day. 
 
 My Mum, she was so proud of me when I first went to school, although being a gorilla she did n't understand why she was proud. She did n't understand the concept of school. But she was elated. She smiled the widest grin I'd ever seen. That day was a good day. 
 
 Intellect helps the strong protect the weak. My rainforest is one that big companies particularly like for its wood. I study so that I can one day protect the forest, my forest, my mother. No matter how much jeering or heckling I get for being a gorilla, I'll keep going. I will throw bananas and barrels back. Others have given up defending themselves. But they fail to realize... 
 
 This world is pliable. 
 
 It is a good day, if you shape it so. 

