[ WP ] The first diary entry of a person who has been accidentally forgotten and left on Earth when everyone else has ascended to a higher plane .

November 6th. 
 
 Well, shit. 
 
 Today has got to have been the eeriest day of my life. Imagine walking outside your front door, picking up the paper, sipping your coffee, expecting today to just be yet another Monday, then realizing that it's dead silent. No hustle. No bustle. Nothing. I feel like the earthworm that Noah forgot about and accidentally trod on. At first, it kinda seemed like the world was playing a prank on me. Like at any moment, everyone will re-appear and shout, `` SURPRISE,'' and everything will return to the miserable bliss that I once suffered from. But then, it hit me. Everyone is gone. No rules, no regulations, nobody to tell me right from wrong. So I did what anybody else would do. I walked down to the cemetery, and pissed on my father. Then I smashed the bank, just based on the sheer principle of lawlessness. Then I walked to the White House, and sat in the oval office. I wondered if I could nuke Russia from here, my feet scuffing the table and everything. And then it hit me again. 
 
 Everyone was gone.
