[ WP ] You wake up in a dimly lit prison cell to find your cell door busted open , a pile of unconscious guards , a stuffed duck called Leeroy , the faint sound of Gangnam Style , and an absurd amount of blood on your hands

`` You did a good job,'' I said to the stuffed duck standing at my cell door. 
 
 `` Yeah, whatever,'' the duck said. `` Not like I got a choice, do I?'' 
 
 I walked outside, hearing the faint sound of music. It was a beat I could work with, but not my favourite. There was a reason bloody goths and death cults liked heavy metal. Korean pop music just did n't quite evoke the right emotions. 
 
 `` Hey, look, this is prison. We ai n't got much to work with here.'' 
 
 I sighed. `` Thanks anyway, Leeroy. Now where are the bodies?'' 
 
 As I walked through the prison, the other inmates stared. You know what they say about the quiet ones? Well, they were all quiet now. 
 
 `` Only the guards?'' I asked as I surveyed the bodies. `` I thought I told you to get Zeke, too.'' 
 
 `` He's in solitary. I can only do so much with **these**.'' He waved his flappy cotton wings at me. `` Now hurry the fuck up and get me out of this body,'' he snapped. 
 
 I looked down at my hands. The blood from the binding ritual that got Leeroy in here had already dried up. That's no good. I jabbed my fingernails into one of the guard's necks, letting his blood wash all over my hands. 
 
 His blood only got me partway through the drawing. Two more guards had to be drained to complete the alchemy circle. When it was finished, I closed my eyes and I tried to synchronize with Gangnam Style. The beat was a little slow, the tone was too happy. These men had died in agony and their hearts had probably been racing at closer to 180 beats a minute. Nothing about this resonated properly. 
 
 But this was n't grade school, and like hell if I was going to make a name for myself in the underworld if one damn song threw me off my game. 
 
 `` You're not going to get a great body out of this, Leeroy. We'll have to do this again, with *proper* music.''
