[ WP ] We finally get men on Mars and they discover an old Soviet flag placed down decades ago . The Soviets won the space race but for whatever horrifying reason did n't say anything .

Looking at the flag, the three, lonely men scoffed. Th flag was long faded, but it had a bit of a star in the middle and a few patches of red. 
 `` Well. Fuck.'' The commander said. He walks over and picks up the flag, and throws it away. `` Fuck you too, comrade.'' But at the bottom of the flag lay a piece of metal, the size of an A4 paper. The commander picks it up, and reads it out: 
 `` Haha! Stupid Americans. We have of beaten you to Mars. Haha!'' 
 The three men facepalmed their shiny helmets, and then started laughing. 
 

