[ CW ] Rewrite a popular short story ( fairy tales , aesop 's fables , etc . ) without using any words longer than five letters

I'm just having fun with it now /u/RimoBentley 
 
 The man made a boy all made of wood, 
 
 He asked for a son, but had not a wife, 
 
 `` Come alive!'' He said, but who knew that he would, 
 
 Here began the boy, made from the wood and the knife, 
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 The man was happy and gave a smile, 
 
 But wait, said the boy, am I really a boy? 
 
 `` Yes!'' The man said, you shall see in a while, 
 
 But the boy was sad, `` I am but a toy.'' 
 
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 And broke the boy did, the man's mug of brew, 
 
 `` Who broke my cup?'' the man did shout, 
 
 And the boy said `` not me!'' And then his nose grew, 
 
 The man was in shock when the boy's nose grew to a foot about. 
 
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 `` I know now how to find a wife!'' The man chants, 
 
 He chopped off the boys nose, 
 
 And put it in his pants, 
 
 Lie, and see his penis dance.
