[ WP ] You are watching TV when your show is abruptly interrupted by the President of the United States announcing to the world that the existence of God has been confirmed by NASA and a team of the most brilliant scientists from around the globe .

*Breaking news, we at Channel 9.2 News are streaming live at the location believed to hold the very corpse of God himself. * 
 
 *It's true Tom, without a doubt the very skeleton before us is indeed that of our supreme creator. Of course this may be baffling to some, so I have Natasha Trotsky, paleontologist and founder of God, here to explain the details. * 
 
 `` Well it all started with us searching for pre-Cambrian fossils when we came across an unusual structure below. At first we assumed it to be a volcanic formation, then some sort of meteorite, but after sever examination and several rounds of testing, I must admit this fossil belongs to some being of omnipotent power capable of creating Universes.'' 
 
 *Can you give more explanation as to how you concluded this to be God? * 
 
 `` My friend, Howard Gian, from the NASA program, was the one who first suggested it to be God. He was testing the material collected from the skeleton when he discovered that he was working with the very crystallized forms of love, faith, and amity. We knew that such structures could form if these emotions were place under extreme heat and pressure but never have we expected to deal with them first hand. After that it became obvious that this was something special.'' 
 
 *How do you think he died? * 
 
 `` From the autopsy, I say he was killed by a heart attack. As it turns out on the seventh day, he was not resting but had past away from stress. Humanity as a whole has been living in denial from his death, believing that he's somewhere out there still watching us. Now that we found him, we can move on and reach closure.'' 
 
 *How will this affect science and religion as a whole? * 
 
 `` Science is pretty embarrassed at the moment as it turns out the creationist were right. Not only did we find God but also the fossils of every creature imaginable surrounding him. Biology, physics, astrology, all must be revised with this new data. There are many religious people who still insist he is alive even though the central religious figures of the world came and admitted our evidence correct.'' 
 
 *Thank you Natasha, like Nietzsche said, God is dead and we killed him. *
