[ WP ] You have just been elected the president of the U.S only to learn that every President before you was actually a super villain , and always stopped by one man . The Prime Minister of Canada .

`` I'm so glad to have you here, Prime Minister,'' I gave him my campaign-winning smile. `` But I still do n't understand why you called this... erm secret meeting.'' 
 
 `` I do have a reputation to uphold given the last President.'' 
 
'Said every President ever probably,' my mind echoed. I adjusted my collar. No use in double-thinking. `` My voters expect a lot from me, least of all accountability. That's why I'm glad you've joined me in my personal study. We can talk freely here.'' 
 
 The Canadian Prime Minister had been silent throughout all this time, simply giving me an indifferent stare. I re-adjusted my collar again once, before I just loosened the damn tie. There was no need to be formal. This was a heart to heart. 
 
 Then he nodded appreciatively at my words before he pulled out a dossier. It had Top Secret stamped all over it. I took it. I skimmed through the lines before I almost dropped the papers. 
 
 `` Every single one?'' I stammered. `` I mean, even George Washington?'' 
 
 `` Especially him,'' the Prime Minister said. `` What accounts as My predecessor had quite a run-in with him.'' 
 
 `` But how can you even use the moon to sink the British Isles?'' 
 
 `` We still do n't know, Mr. President, but we're quite certain he would have found a way.'' 
 
 `` Please excuse me, this is a lot to take in.'' Every President a super villain? Always stopped by the Canadian Prime Minister? I do n't know which part was more unbelievable. `` So have you stopped any Presidents?'' 
 
 God, that felt awkward to ask. 
 
 `` Just one.'' He offered no further comment. `` Forgive my bluntness, but I hope it stays that way.'' 
 
 His words took a moment to sink in. This time I smiled easily. I could appreciate what probably passed for a joke for this man. `` I will do my best to oblige.'' 
 
 I pressed a button on the underside of the desk and the Prime Minister's chair immediately bound him in place, unable to move. I smirked, even as he passively let it happen. 
 
 `` I believe the charade is over, Mr. Prime Minister,'' I said as I rose. `` It is certainly interesting that the other Presidents were such fools to be foiled by men such as you. So just in case, I'll take the extra precaution of getting rid of you now!'' 
 
 `` With you out of the way, the British Isles are doomed for sure. My satellite laser will destroy it within the week and once it is launched there's no stopping it!'' I laughed for good measure. 
 
 `` And once I've burnt down Britain, then I will turn it on Canada! I guess that is the thanks you get from your exemplary service.'' 
 
 I went to my book shelf, where I picked out a specific book and rested my hand on it. 
 
 `` Any last words, Mr. Prime Minister?'' 
 
 He looked entirely unperturbed so far as he stared evenly at me. It was most aggravating. `` I had hoped you were different,'' he said. `` But I guess I'd known ever since I met you. You love the sound of your own voice too much.'' 
 
 The fool. `` Then let that be your epitaph.'' I glared as I pulled the book out, activating a hidden trapdoor below his chair and he fell out of sight. 
 
 My pet sharks would make short work of him. It was over. I wiped some sweat off my brow. He would n't interfere again. 
 
 Then again, it was only just beginning. Nothing would stop me now.
