[ WP ] Aliens have invaded the Earth 's oceans , ignoring land-based human civilization .

It was a really awkward miraculous happening. 
 
 Our scientists had seen them coming. We saw their blinking lights long before we realized they were spaceships. When we knew they were spaceships we had rejoiced; and recoiled in horror. Who would know what would happen when they arrived? Would it be like in the movies, where humanity would be overwhelmed by an unstoppable force of beings we could n't even begin to understand? Or would it be like the hippies preached, a peaceful race offering knowledge and world peace? It ended up being neither. 
 
 When the aliens were approaching, global media outlets told the population of their respective countries and languages the same thing; when the aliens arrive, Earth and Humanity would be changed forever. For the better or worse, they did n't know. During the year before the calculated arrival, we turned to whatever we believed in. Some went to church and spent their last days praying to a God that they hoped finally would answer. Some decided morality was dead and went on an anarchist rampage, stealing and setting fire to everything as nothing mattered anymore. And some became radical hedonists, spending every last moment drinking, doing drugs, and having sex. STDs were n't really a problem anymore because everyone thought they were spending their last days in life and as a species. 
 
 And so the big day had come. Military forces around the world had brought their biggest guns; and every single other gun as well for that matter. People gathered on streets and squares, in buildings and on fields, in churches and mosques. And we faced the sky and waited for whatever was to come. 
 
 And then the god-damned aliens went straight past us and plopped into the ocean. 
 
 There was a visible confusion among Earth's population moments after the non-happening. I remember standing high up on a lookout spot seeing around four hundred alien ships go straight into the water without stopping. The silence was so thick you could cut it with a knife moments after the last ship went under the surface of the water. The first one to open his mouth was a scraggly guy in his mid-twenties who shouted `` Hey fuckheads, there's only fish down there!''. 
 
 And now two weeks have passed. I've been glued to the news for that entire time trying to find out what the aliens are doing down there. Because they have n't come back up yet. All of the collective efforts of scientists on Earth have focused their efforts on finding out whatever our visitors are doing down there. And the rest of Humanity are trying to come to terms with the notion that the Apocalypse did n't come. Neither did the hippy dream. It was just fucking nothing.
