[ WP ] The day in a life of a preteen girl , but her inner monologue is that of Samuel L. Jackson

*Motherrfucker* Thought Emily as she noticed the toilet seat was up. *I just told that boy yesterday* 
 `` Jimmy!'' She yelled. *I'll set him straight real quick* 
 `` What?'' replied Jimmy as he approached the door. 
 `` I'm telling mom and dad, you know you're supposed to put the seat down'' 
 `` No, I forgot. Do n't. Pleease.'' 
 *Lil punk-ass is lucky I'm in a good mood* 
 `` You better not do it again or I'm tellin.'' 
 `` Ok... jeez.'' 
 
 `` Aww, I hate eggs'' cried Emily. 
 *How many fuckin times I got ta tell'em* 
 `` Fine, have some cereal and give those to your dad. But hurry, the bus is gon na be here soon'' said Emily's mom. 
 `` Oooh, eggscellent'' her dad said as he grabbed her plate of eggs. 
 `` Daaad'' groaned Emily. 
 *Every time with this cracker-ass white boy* 
 
 *MMMMmmMMmmMMMMMM!!! * 
 Emily finished drinking the milk from her cereal, grabbed her backpack and ran out the door. 
 `` Emily! Do n't forget to... ehh..nevermind I guess'' her mom attempted. 
 *I'm sorry, I did n't... HEAR you. * Emily thought as she approached the end of her driveway. 
 
 `` Wan na play rocks, papers, scissors?'' Asked her little brother cheerfully. 
 *Suuure, I'll show this skinny lil fool what's up* 
 `` ok.'' replied emily. 
 `` Rocks, Papers, Scissors... Shoe!'' They both said as Emily revealed her rock and Jimmy revealed his paper. 
 `` Yeaahh, paper beats rock. I win!'' said Jimmy in excitement. 
 *You little fuckin... * 
 `` Nuhuh, I had scissors, but you went too quick'' Emily quickly replied. 
 `` Liar!, you just do n't wan na lose'' 
 `` No, fine let's go again, this time...'' she trailed off as she noticed the bus approaching. 
 *Be cool Em... just be cool* 
 `` Too late, bus is here'' she said as she turned her head facing straight across the street, ignoring Jimmy'' 
 `` Ohhh...'' said Jimmy, defeated. 
 
 `` Hey Emily, guess what?'' Asked Emily's best friend, Ashley. 
 `` What?'' She replied as she took a seat next to her. 
 *This bitch knew ALL the right things* 
 `` Daniel Mcguinnely threw up in gym yesterday and then Mr. Johnson threw up because it was so gross'' 
 *Nasssty* 
 `` Eww, nasty.'' Laughed Emily 
 `` Yeah, and then Willy, the janitor cleaned it up, but he missed some and Chris R. in the next class slipped on it when he was running and had to go to the hospital'' 
 *Ohh, not Chris R... that boy is fiiine* 
 `` Is he ok?'' 
 `` I do n't know, I heard he broke his back bone and wo n't be in school for a week. Why, do you looove him?'' Ashley asked, giggling. 
 *You fuckin bitch* 
 `` Shutup!, I just was wonderin, that's all'' 
 `` Chris and Emily sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.'' teased Jason Redfield 
 `` Stop!'' yelled Emily. 
 *Boy, when I'm done with you, you're gon na wish those we're the last words you ever spoke and the last breath you ever took. I'm gon na show you just how dark your red hair can... * 
 `` Hey, quiet down back there or everyone's getting detention'' Yelled the bus driver. 
 `` Neaahhh'' teased Emily while sticking her tongue out towards Jason. 
 
 
 Ok, this is taking longer than I thought it would. Maybe I'll finish up later.
