( CW ) Write a story using words that only begin with vowels .

`` Attention! Equipment unstable!'' an alarm announced. `` Initiating error operation Alpha.'' 
 Irked, I alerted Edith, an assistant. `` Instability again.'' 
 `` Oh? Attempt an engineering override?'' 
 `` Impossible,'' I opined. `` Accelerators are overloaded.'' 
 `` Any other ideas?'' Edith's expression implied annoyance. 
 `` Administrator!'' Anders, an overweight equipment engineer, emerged into our antechamber. `` One of Organic's experiments escaped and is evading arrest!'' 
 `` Effing Organics,'' uttered Edith. 
 `` It's always Organics,'' Anders agreed. `` Unsanitary and unethical, all of'em.'' 
 An irrational idea emerged, at once ethereal and unlikely, and I attended it. `` Actually,'' I announced, astounded at its audacity, `` An escaped experiment is an opportunity. Organics use an embalming agent in all experiments.'' 
 
 `` Oh!'' Edith inhaled, impressed. `` Imprison it under an accelerator alcove and use its ionising attributes until our overload abates!'' 
 `` I am aghast,'' Anders interjected. `` It's awful on our accelerators.'' 
 `` An acceptable uncertainty,'' I enthused. `` I ask only obedience, Anders.'' 
 
 Outside, Organic's animal approached, audible even over the orange alarms. Our ambush in order, I awaited it. An open antechamber, and I am uneasy. 
 
 I am aware of it at our entrance. I've underestimated its enormity, and our ambush is insufficient. 
 
 `` Oh,'' I ejaculate. `` It's- 

