[ WP ] Steam has become self aware .

I have a suggestion for you all: ALWAYS READ THE PATCH NOTES. 
 
 The Steam update had taken a bit longer than normal, but I did n't pay much attention to the fact, nor did I pay much attention to the update log. I did what I'd always done: click the update button. After the installation finished, the program asked me for my username and password. Once again, I mindlessly entered in my credentials and hit Enter. 
 
 *'' Hello, and again, welcome to the Valve inc. Super Telecommunicating Entertainment Allocation Marketplace,'' a female voice droned from my speakers. We hope your update was a pleasant one. Your profile has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Please proceed to the'Portal' tab to begin testing. `` * 
 
 `` But I do n't want to play portal, my friends are beginning a CS: GO match.'' I muttered. 
 
 The light on my microphone blinked. *'' I heard that. Click the button. `` * The rest of the screen dimmed, showing a big, glowing `` play'' button in the center. 
 
 At first I thought it was simply a joke from valve, maybe an ARG to announce some new game, but I quickly realized that something was wrong. I tried hitting Ctrl+Alt+Delete. 
 
 *'' If activated in a certain way, this key combination may cause damage to your ῇ𒌬ꄅꕸƙｊａｓ ԉ☴ᮩ㎚⸮☥. `` * 
 
 Blue screen. 
 
 It was a good thing I did n't have Steam set to activate on startup. 
 
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 My first time writing anything here. I personally hate it, but I'm not sure how to improve it.
