[ WP ] You are a compulsive liar . Convince me you are not .

No, I do n't *lie*. I have a hard enough time telling the truth with a straight face; how could I lie about the truce? I need you to cover my back so that I only need to worry about one large front. I'm completely out of the game without you. Okay, thanks. 
 
 Hey, I'm just going to hang out here for a bit- yes I know this is your base. Trust me. 
 
 See? No harm done- yes I can see that I've surrounded you. Do n't worry about it. 
 
 Okay. Now I only need a few more points to win. I did n't lie! You're safe, are n't you? No, I did n't *completely* block you- no I did n't! You just needed to push harder that way. This is not at all like Settlers of Catan. 
 
 HEY NOW, DID YOU TRY TO PUSH ME OUT? WELL THEN! 
 
 1, 2, 3,... 12,... uh; 1, 2, 3,... 8,... 9? 10? Hrm. 1, 2, 3,... 16, 17, 18! I win! 
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 *Diplomacy* is a fun game.
