[ WP ] You think you are extremely unlucky . Unbeknownst to you , you are the luckiest person alive .

I'm an introvert and I hate people. I hate having to talk to them, having to be initiated upon by someone asking how your day is going or that you won yet another lottery. For crying out loud, just leave me alone. Last night, I tried to commit suicide becouse fuck everyone, they wo n't stop pestering me but, as luck would have it with me, the rope broke, for the umpteen time. I tried to kill myself in a lot of ways but it never came to fruition. It is as if life hated me so much that it forced me to stay just here until I died a natural cause, depressed and unhappy as I'm. Taking your own life has become a kind of game to me as I never really believe that I will actually die. Not after that famous jump from the bridge. Nothing too special but the media did blow it up like they usually do. God I hate human beings! Anyways, I jumped from a bridge into a rocky lake and turned out unscathed. I even found an undamaged scratch ticket for a million dollars while I was off shore. This is number one thousand and thrirty one. Yes I'm a billionare. No I do n't give to charity becouse fuck people. I once tried to hold an event for the homeless in our town and one of these dirty, filthy animals tried to stab me and accidentally ended up stabbing himself. I gave up after that. Even other humans ca n't resolve me from my damnation. I'm the unluckiest person on this planet. [ 15/365 ]
