[ WP ] You are the first zombie to walk the earth , the only problem is you are extremely clumsy , and have trouble infecting anyone , recount the story of how you infected your first human . ( Preferably by luck )

It all began with what my family thought was a bad fever. It was painful, but I remember waking up in my casket. Everyone was shocked. It was hard to see all the familiar faces stare at me with horror. I did n't know what was going on at first, but as a days passed, I become self-aware. As silly as it was, I was a zombie. 
 
 
 It occurred to me one day that I should probably infest other people so I would n't be so lonely - Oh how the days were lonely. The thing was, I sprained my ankle trying to get out of the casket the first day. I'm a clutz. 
 
 
 He came to me one day, the most handsome man I had ever seen. I sat on the curb of a gas station, the owner already long gone due to my presence. `` Hey, are you lost?'' he said. I lifted my head to look at him, and his sincere expression dropped. His whole face turned to disgust and he ran away. I could n't even infest a man who came that close to me. 
 
 
 It was getting late, and I was walking along a sidewalk, unsure of what to do the next day. Surely there was someone who WANTED to join me? I sighed and stood at a corner. Suddenly, a car approached me and rolled down the window. `` How much you charge?'' a man inside asked me. I was confused. To make sure he saw my face, I stuck my head inside. There was a brief pause. `` Are you deaf? I asked how much you charge.'' 
 
 
 I got in the car and put my hand on his shoulder. `` I'm gon na assume I can pay whatever I want afterwards.'' he said. I smiled and put my head close to his. I whispered `` grjskalfjsp'' and I bit his neck.
