[ WP ] Write a convoluted story explaining why you have a room full of watermelon .

It started with a simple Facebook post; really that was it. I just made a simple comment, “ Craving watermelon so bad right now. Think I might die if I don ’ t get some. ” 
 
 Unfortunately, one of my friends decided it might be funny to share this, adding “ please help save this poor woman ’ s life, all she needs is watermelon. ” We all had a good laugh, never thinking that someone out there might actually be stupid enough take it seriously. We should have known better. 
 
 A week later the first one arrived, followed by two more the next day. I ’ m not sure how they even go my address, but they It did. 
 
 It ’ s been a month now, and so far I have received at least 500 watermelons and counting. I ’ ve actually been quite fortunate that people like watermelon, and I've been able to give most of them away. But my options are running out, pretty soon people are going to be sick of these stupid melons. 
 
 So, I write this as a warning to everybody out there. Always be careful what you post on social media, even if you think it ’ s a joke; others may not because there are some truly some stupid people in this world. 
 
 
 

