[ WP ] You open a door and see a creature incomprehensible to the mortal mind . This is how your brain interprets what you saw so it does n't break :

As he opened the door to the shitter, John encountered a goddamned bear. He froze. `` Bears are just as sacred of me as I am of them'', he thought. `` Or maybe that's spiders.'' Either way it must have been working, the bear had n't moved since he opened the door. 
 
 John unfroze. `` Well are you going to maul me or are you just going to stand there all day gawking?! `` he inquired, quite annoyed that this spooked, stationary bear had proved such a roadblock for his anus. 
 
 The bear seemed to phase right through the wall, and continue on it's bear business into the woods behind John's house. 
 
 `` Bout fooking time, my turtle head was starting to turn more giraffe'', remarked John, who had no time for questioning reality whatsoever.
