[ WP ] The reason she never called you back was because she was abducted by an alien civilization . She adapted , grew , and lead a rebellion to overthrow the tyrant that ruled there . Today she just texted that she wants to go out again .

`` All those years?'' I was crying. `` I missed you so much. I hated everybody. I took out my loss for you on them. Now you come back. Finally.'' 
 
 `` Yes,'' she said firmly. `` I promised I would always love you. I have fought everything to save the people I found myself amongst and when we made it they wanted to make me queen or something but I refused. I did n't want to govern anybody or anything. I wanted them to be free and that's self rule to me and I just wanted to come home to you.'' 
 
 `` But it has been so long and it hurt so much,'' I stared into her eyes. `` You might not like what I have become.'' 
 
 `` We can fix anything,'' she insisted. `` I set the space ship to trace you and bring me straight to you. You are everything to me and now I have you again.'' 
 
 `` But I'm changed,'' I was holding my head in my hands. `` You deserve better. Much better.'' 
 
 `` You are n't married,'' she looked suddenly worried. `` Or in a relationship or something are you?'' 
 
 `` No, No,'' I said, `` There could never be anybody but you. I could never love anybody else.'' 
 
 `` So what have you done with your life?'' she brightened up. `` You seem to have a pretty nice place here.'' 
 
 I drew a deep breath. She had to know. `` I am James the Imperator,'' I said. `` I am Absolute ruler of the whole Earth. Well. All that is left after my wars of conquest.''
