[ WP ] You get stuck on an elevator with a hated business partner

You have got to be kidding. I come in fifteen minutes to work every day so I do n't have the chance to take the elevator with this piece of shit. I mean who really likes *Evan Beasly*? This guys dresses like a teenager for his first high school prom and smokes more cigarettes than he talks, and he never stops talking. 
 
 `` Hey, what's up Drew?'' he said while scratching his head. He was nervous. Most likely because he remembers the day I broke the silence in the office and yelled at him for a good ten minutes. 
 
 `` Hey'' I responded coldly. I did n't want to give him a reason to talk. I just wanted to have a silent ride to the 8th story and get off. 
 
 `` So, listen, Drew I'm really sorry about last week. I was n't trying to piss you off, I just needed those expense reports.'' 
 
 `` Evan, I do n't want to talk to you, I do n't want to see you, I do n't even want to be in the same building with you. If you say one more word, I'm going to break your legs.'' I backed him into the corner of the elevator. I had n't even realized we had n't pressed any of the buttons. I backed up and pressed the button labeled 8. I felt myself get heavier as the elevator started to rise. 
 
 `` Drew? Do you have a smoke?'' He said hesitantly. I looked up at the arrow above the door signaling we had just passed the fifth floor. I looked back at Evan and punched him in the right cheek. He twisted and fell to the floor of the elevator. I looked up again. 6. I grabbed his ankles and pulled him to where he was flat on his back. 7. I lifted his legs and broke them one by one. *Ding*. The door opened and several office workers peered in to see Evan screaming on the floor with inverted legs. I walked to my desk and began to work.
