[ CW ] Make me connect with two characters without ever using their names , and tell the entire story in dialogue .

“ How do we keep ending up in these kinds of situations? ” 
 
 “ Simple. You love adventure and do n't listen to me. Now, hold still while I apply put some alcohol on that gash across your arm. It's going to sting. ” 
 
 “ So that's why I bleed enough to become a vampire's wet dream. Hssss. That's more than just a sting. Now, how do you keep becoming my nurse maid? ” 
 
 “ I'm your nursemaid because you wo n't listen to anyone else you big baby. Your dad tells you to stay out of the trees and you climb to the highest branch you can reach. Your mom insists you stay out of the abandoned house down the road, you plan to camp in there for an entire week. Each time you get in trouble I follow along in an attempt to minimize the damage. Now, hand me that roll of gauze on the table over there. ” 
 
 “ Okay. I know you have always studied anatomy and enjoy helping others. That's why everyone knows you are going to be a nurse or doctor. What I really want to know is why you always follow me on my adventures. There are others you could be helping. Ah hahaha. You know how ticklish my sides are. Be careful as you wrap that gauze around my chest. ” 
 
 “ Why you? I guess it's just always felt natural to be your personal First Aid nurse. We've been neighbors and known each other as long as I can remember. I helped you pull that prank on your sister right before she left for college. You stayed up with me all night after my brother was killed by that drunken driver. I am closer to you than my sister or parents. I do n't think I could ever imagine my life without you in it. ” 
 
 “ We have been a pair forever. While I do n't think I would have died without you around, I would definitely be in more pain and have quite a few more scars. I'm not sure I want to consider doing anything without you nearby. Now, give me that damp rag and I'll clean these scratches on your shoulder. ”
