[ WP ] He sees you when you 're sleeping . He knows when you 're awake . And Santa , low on funds to pay his elves , has begun selling his surveillance data to the NSA .

[ WP ] He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And Santa is low on funds to pay his elves, has begun to sell his surveillance data to the NSA. 
 
 ( Sing it ) 
 You better watch out 
 You better not cry 
 Better not pout 
 I'm telling you why 
 Santa Claus is out of money 
 
 He's making a list 
 And checking it twice 
 Gon na sell your data to NSA 
 Santa Claus needs money right now 
 
 He sees all your net searches 
 He knows what you have done 
 He knows if you're a terrorist 
 And the NSA will know! 
 
 O! You better watch out! 
 You better not cry 
 You better not pout 
 When you're arrested 
 The NSA knows everything now 
 The NSA knows everything now~~ 
 
 I've tried.
