[ WP ] An inanimate object comes to life at the worst possible moment

`` Dude! Stop typing so damn hard! It's getting annoying. I ca n't sleep!'' Dennis woke up, and shouted from across the room. 
 
 Scott did n't listen; he could n't listen. His eyes are concentrated only at the walls of text on his computer screen. 
 
 `` Oh, man. You have n't finished Mr. Greg's assignment, did you?'' Scott could feel Dennis's breath pushing his shoulders. Dennis smirked, and laughed. `` How are you going to finish 10,000 words in a few hours?'' 
 
 Scott did not stop typing to answer. 
 
 `` Coffee.'' His mind was too engrossed in work to make a full sentence. 
 
 `` Right. Well, good luck.'' 
 
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 Scott lifted his `` I love Mom'' mug to take another sip of his now-cold-coffee. He only tasted small, little coffee grains. It did n't matter, he was finished with his 10,000 word long `` The history and complications of WWII''. All he needed to do is print it. 
 
 `` Bro, ai n't no way you printing this. I have got no paper left.'' 
 
 *What? * 
 
 `` Oh, I'm out of Magenta ink. Go to the store and get me some will ya?'' 
 
 Scott widened his eyes. *His printer can talk? * 
 
 `` In the meantime, I'll go look at that hot ENVY 5530... Look at those curves! How can you not go woah...'' 
 
 Scott ignored it, and continued to plug the printer to his computer. It did read what the printer complained: No paper ( even though the printer was choking on paper ), and no magenta ink. 
 
 `` See? Dayum. Look at that button. *So hot! *'' It squeeled like a boy in a world of Legos. 
 
 *BEEP BEEP BEEP* 
 
 It was 10:00 am. Mr Greg's class!
