[ WP ] Everybody made fun of you in hero school because your superpower was `` free refills , '' but now you discover it has bigger implications than anyone realized .

Laugh laugh laugh. You all go right ahead. I'll sob into a hanky made of hundred dollar bills. 
 
 `` Oh, free refills, huh? How'bout your re-fill deez NUTS?'' 
 
 Academy was a real fun time. All the flying bricks and magical girls getting a giggle from what seemed like the most retarded power of all. Jokes on them. 
 
 You see, after a couple of years of being dragged along as `` support'' on these missions, getting razzed mercilessly for my power, I had had enough. 
 
 On a routine mission against cartel gun-runners, I found a briefcase filled with cash. Yup. I snagged that bad boy. Sure, they made me turn in the cash. I just sorta... missed... that one bill that fell into the laptop pocket on the front. After that, well, free refills. Heh heh.
