[ WP ] you live in a post apocalyptic world and trying to make a big as a comedian .

Kingsport Lighthouse was exactly like every other backwater farm in the wasteland in every way except one; the Kingsport Lighthouse had a bar. A bar with power. 
 Made my entrance just as the sun was beginning to set. I threw open the door to the decaying building, my tattered duster blowing in the sea breeze,.44 magnum on my hip, scribbled notes stuffed in every pocket. Warm, ambient noise flowed out of the building, mingling with the steady beat of the waves against the shore. I could tell the people inside were impressed with me by the way they did n't look up at all. 
 The place was built into the shell of an old boathouse, perched on a decaying pier stretching out over the ocean.The place had become a local legend for their nightly entertainment. Wasteland folk singers, poets, the occasional wandering theater company. The floorboards creaked and groaned as I approached the counter. A bartender was organizing the mismatched bottles of brackish liquid on the shelf. The place certainly was n't famous for their drinks. I knocked softly on the bar. 
 `` I'm the comedian. For the, uh, show tonight?'' 
 The bartender looked vaguely over his shoulder. `` You're the guy?'' 
 `` Yeah,'' I said, `` This is the decrepit heap I'm scheduled at, right?'' 
 `` Alright, funny man, save it. Green room's that way. You're on at sunset.'' He gestured towards the back of the room. 
 `` Green room? This place has everything...'' 
 It was n't long before I got called out onto stage. The set went pretty well, all things considered. I told all the classics. The one about the guy with the flaming sword. The one about the caravaneer from out west. That time I tried fishing. It was tough for a comedian in a world like this one. You had to be a very special kind of crazy to find humor in a world like this one. But in a world with nothing left to destroy, people still needed to laugh. And I would do my best to help them along. 
 
 Kinda cheesy at the end, kinda rushed. But I just had to write something about this. This would make an awesome movie or novel or something, dude!
