[ WP ] God shows you 3 Doors . Door One leads to eternal happiness , Door Two leads to infinite knowledge . Then there is Door Three , and God has never opened it yet .

`` You're messing with me.'' 
 
 `` No, Thomas. I am not.'' 
 
 Tom reflexively crossed his hands and cocked an eyebrow. You'd think standing in front of God that one would at least try to be polite, if not awestruck, but Tom lived most of his life as an atheist. As far as he was concerned, this was simply a hallucination of a brain in its death throes and he was rather livid that his final moments were being hijacked by his hated Catholic schooling. 
 
 `` There are 3 doors. The first leads to eternal happiness. The second leads to infinite knowledge. The third is a mystery. You may ask one question, and then you must choose.'' God recited, with a hint of impatience. 
 
 `` You're reputed to be all-knowing. You ca n't NOT know what's behi-...'' Tom stopped, sighing with annoyance. God stayed silent, observing Tom as he massaged his temples and started pacing while murmuring to himself. 
 
 *Okay. I chose to live a life favoring logic over superstition, so there's no point in stopping now. Even when I'm in the same room with freakin GOD. * 
 
 He clenched his fists and took a deep breath. 
 
 *Stay on point here. * 
 
 Tom crossed back his hands and began discussing the problem to himself. 
 
 `` So, I have no proof that this is God or even that his intentions are benevolent. Add to that, the first door sounds too good to be true. So, that's not an option.'' 
 
 Had Tom been looking, he'd have seen God's eyes narrowed ever so slightly, before resuming his stoic expression. 
 
 `` Infinite knowledge sounds like the alternate definition of insanity in Einstein's dictionary. I'm clearly human, as shown by my thoughts and feelings, so that's clearly wearing a straight jacket. Not an option either.'' 
 
 Tom stopped pacing. 
 
 `` Please repeat the rules,'' Tom asked, making sure to not phrase it as a question. 
 
 `` There are 3 doors. The first leads to eternal happiness. The second leads to infinite knowledge. The third is a mystery. You may ask one question, and then you must choose.'' God recited, this time with a hint of interest. 
 
 Since the dawn of time, nobody had ever asked Him to repeat his offer 3 times. Even Aristotle and Sherlock Holmes, two of the most famous analytical minds in human history, had only asked him twice. In hopes of detecting a logical flaw or inflection that might hint towards the right choice. 
 
 `` Right, I get one question,'' he murmured to himself. 
 
 Tom resumed his pacing, still mumbling and debating to himself. And again, he came to a stop. 
 
 God sighed. `` There are 3 doors. The first leads to-'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah. I got all that,'' Tom interrupted, waving his hand. 
 
 God raised his eyebrow. 
 
 `` Have you made a decision?'' he asked. 
 
 `` No.'' God frowned at Tom's answer. `` Well, technically, that depends.'' 
 
 `` On what?'' he inquired. 
 
 Tom took a moment to affirm his decision. 
 
 `` Which door did you come from?''
