[ WP ] Hundreds of years in the future , nerds fondly over-romanticize the late 20th/ early 21st century in completely historically inaccurate and anachronistic festivals akin to modern Renfaires .

`` You have offended M'Lady, JB! I challenge you to a Pokemon duel!'' - the man in fedora cried out. Despite being relatively fit, he was wearing a fake belly that sagged under his clothes, and under his chin hung a relatively untended fake beard. 
 
 His opponent, his peer in a tight jersey, baseball cap that he wore backwards and the narrowest shades in existence of ugly orange colour crossed his hands on the chest: `` Pokemons are the foul beasts, pets of those who can not let go of their once glorious past! Such bestial fights are not to be indulged by such a fine lad as I, for I truly know: the Big Brother uses thoust interests to watch thee! I spit on you, fool! The PvP fight it is, no Estus, bro!'' - the man said, coming forward while stretching his arms out. 
 
 The audience was watching a spectacle in awe: before them, the glorious battle of the past was taking place. 
 
 `` I never knew that'Console Wars' were so interesting!'' - one man whispered to another. 
 
 `` Yeah, but I heard there are historical inconsistencies in it: the SunBro should be riding a pony'' - his partner replied. 
 
 `` Do n't rush it, there's still The Third Act ahead''. 
 
 The opponents pulled out their Estocs and started measuring each other, looking for an opening in each other's defence. The classical music - an undying hit of Katy Perry - suddenly changed to dubstep as the man in shades pulled out of nowhere a giant two-handed sword. 
 
 `` The Legend Never Dies!'' - he shouted as he charged at his opponent, only to be stopped by a skilful combo - 7 identical pokes of a rapier - of his enemy. 
 
 The audience gasped. `` What a curbstomp!'' - somebody whispered. 
 
 `` Let it be known that on this day the nerds prevailed in an honest fight!'' - the bearded man shouted. The audience cheered, only to gasp again as the man in the green mask of a frog walked onto the scene. `` Your Facebook posts shall not be acknowledged'' - the creature stated. The light slowly faded out, and as the curtain was dropping, the audience erupted in cheers: the third act was sure going to be interesting. 
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