[ WP ] They say that no human is perfect . Well , they also say that there 's always an exception to a rule . I guess I am that exception .

They say that no human is perfect. Well, they also say that there's always an exception to a rule. I guess I am that exception. I first suspected I was perfect when I was about twelve. All the girls would check me out during class, but they could n't bring up the nerve to admit their collective feelings in the hall. Even with all this attention, I still made perfect grades in all of my classes and all of the teachers said I was the smartest kid in their class. It must have made the other boys jealous, because every day they felt like they had to come at me en masse and try to beat me up. 
 
 People are always intimidated by me when I chat. When they talk to me, it's hard for them to think on my level so by the time they're done saying whatever stuff they were saying I already figured out a better way to say what they're trying to say, and what my response would be to that. And usually how they should have responded to me. It's actually really frustrating. Every conversation I have, I have to stop right in the middle of it to teach them how to be as social as I am. But being perfect, I never show people frustration, only disappointment. Like a parent when he found out his kid was eating mud. Only the mud is words and the kid is this other guy. 
 
 I've been enlightened in the world of dating, too. Women are still a little starstruck by meeting *the* perfect man, so I do n't get much practice in. But I do n't need it. I've learned to see the beauty in every woman. Even the big fat ones and the greasy pimply ones. I just wish more women had the courage to approach me and ask me out on a date. 
 
 My job is demeaning as all hell and a waste of my brilliant mind. As an accountant for the bank, they threw me down into this boring office to crunch these insignificant numbers all day long next to these boring, insignificant people. They spend all day talking about video games and football players. I swear, there's a conspiracy to suppress me and beat me down. To make sure a perfect human being could never become famous or powerful.
