[ WP ] Your whole life you been afraid to go to the washroom with the shower curtain closed so you open it everyday . Today you open the curtain to find something you did n't expect .

I always had an overactive imagination. Like the time I thought the other ants would come to kill me when I stepped on one of their friends. Or the time I was the first man on Mars with a spaceship made out of cardboard and bicycle parts. I was still a kid back then of course. But I have never shaken the thought of someone standing behind the shower curtain when I peed. So I always checked. Silly of course. Until today. 
 
 What the hell!? 
 
 Oh hi. How are you? I'm Tom. 
 
 What. 
 
 Tom. 
 
 What, no: what. What are you doing here? 
 
 Just chilling. I wanted to do some unpacking, but it's been a long day. Want a beer? 
 
 What? 
 
 Peroni. I do n't have much else I'm afraid. Should get that sorted tomorrow. Do you know where the nearest supermarket is,... uhm... What was your name again? 
 
... uhm, no. Wait. What are you doing in the bath? Like, at all. Why are you not... Are you one of Charlie's friends? Is he having a crazy party again? CHARLIE! 
 
 No, I have n't had the pleasure to meet Charlie yet. Just moved in today, you see. Where does... 
 
 Wait you moved in here? Who left!? Which room did you get? 
 
 This room right here. 
 
 You moved into the bathroom? 
 
 Well, it's nice enough, is n't it. I could hardly believe it when the landlord said it had been empty for some time. With the current housing shortage and all. 
 
 But this is our bathroom! 
 
 Yes, I could n't believe my luck. Price is pretty good too, I'm kinda surprised you did n't move internally. Well it's too late now, haha! 
 
 Goddammit, this is ridiculous. I'm phoning the landlord now. Charlie! 
 
 Hey where are you going! I'm sorry mate!.... Hey!... I did n't know other people in the house wanted this room! Hey!... Well, not a good start with the roommates. Maybe I should bring some cake in tomorrow. When I find out where the supermarket is. 
 
 
 

