[ WP ] A brilliant scientist is found dead in their lab . Their lab notes simply state `` Please do not disturb my body , the experiment would be irrevocably ruined . ''

I woke up at 6 am to get here in time to take my cultures out of the incubator. 6 am! There's not enough coffee in the building to wake me up properly, not that I'll get the chance to drink it. What I'm trying to say is, I *really* do n't have time for this. 
 
 `` Please do not disturb my body, the experiment would be irrevocably ruined? What the hell, Mark!'' Of course he had to die- or experiment, whatever- right in the middle of the floor. `` This is NOT a proper write up! Where are your methods?'' I flick through the pages, all blank save for this message. `` Geez, no wonder Dr. Fink has been getting pissy with you at lab meetings. Not to mention this is a strictly PC1 lab, we do n't have the clearance for performing human experiments here! And I bet you did n't get any kind of ethics approval either, huh?'' 
 
 I think about nudging him with my foot, but the unnatural angle of his head is creeping me out a little. `` Look man, I know you wanted to be a great world renowned scientist- we've all heard your spiel about being the'Einstein of molecular biology.' But this is a shared lab space, and I know you know we have an inspection this afternoon. This might be an important experiment to you, but everyone else has stuff going on too and this is really not helping. Now, are you going to quit this and get up?'' 
 
 I wait for a full minute. Nothing. 
 
 Sighing, I make my way over to the sink to grab the centrifuge bottles only to see that *someone* has left them in the sink overflowing with dirty cell growth media. 
 
 `` GodDAMMIT Mark!''
