[ WP ] You are a horny Dr. Seuss ; write a Suess-Style Rhyming erotic novel

It was dark in the room without candle lit 
 
 My sword was still covered with glistening spit. 
 
 Worried it'd cool I quickly moved through the room 
 
 grabbing and groping all eager for womb. 
 
 And after a mere seconds had passed 
 
 My hands found a body, `` you ready?'' I asked. 
 
 And much to my horror a low voice rumbled back, 
 
 `` Fair warning, from me you wo n't find a rack'' 
 
 And quick as a fox on a cold winter night, 
 
 He flipped me around, it was pointless to fight. 
 
 I struggled a bit but knew I had lost, 
 
 Pinned to the bed arms bent back and crossed. 
 
 Then I felt something on me as thick as a tree, 
 
 Creeping up thigh, would soon enter me. 
 
 My mind raced the distance from the sun to the earth, 
 
 So distracted I was by the gravity of girth. 
 
 And just as I thought I'd be split like a melon, 
 
 I awoke in my cell, a life sentencing felon. 
 
 And although I was safe for the rest of the night, 
 
 30 plus years would be a heck of a fight. 
 
 note, although that took a different turn that I expected, this could eventually turn into a hot steamy shower scene when he ca n't fight it anymore and ends up falling for his cell mate? Plot thickens.... 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

