[ WP ] Big Toothpaste 's secret conspiracy is about to be revealed . What is it , and what happens ?

We held the knife dumbfounded. The Toothpaste company had done it all along. They were the ones secretly plotting, waiting. If this secret got out it would change the world as we knew it. Now the decision is ours. Do we let the rest of the world know? Do we change the course off the entire earth? I looked my friend dead in the face. His look was the same as mine. 
 
 Three months later we are at a press conference. The president of the United States to my left, the president of the U.K to my right, i proudly survey the crowd. There are thousands of people here. Ready to listen to what i have to say. Without any hesitation i step up to the mike. The crowd cheers. They do n't even know yet, i think to myself. 
 `` Lady's and gentlemen. I'm here to inform you of the biggest scandal ever to have our great nations.'' 
 The crowd screams again, i'm soaking in the anticipation. 
 `` Big Toothpaste, has secretly been harboring-'' 
 A bullet fly's by. I feel a sharp pain in my neck. Then darkness. 
 My last thought is that they will never know.
