[ WP ] You have a really cool superpower ( like telekinesis , invisibility , et cetera ) but nobody cares and you only use it to ease your daily life . Write about a day of yours from waking up to going to sleep .

I used to be one of the most bad ass super heroes around I tell you. Back when being a super hero meant something. My ability to use telekinesis to move objects at my own free will was amazing and I was the best damn super hero around. 
 
 Little people find any use for me these days. You do n't hear the stories about the old guy in the wheel chair with the oxygen tank saving the day do you? They got all these young super heroes these days for that. Ones that still care and have hope in their eyes of a villian-less humanity. I lost that energy decades ago. 
 
 Now it's just me. Sitting in my house. Day after day. Waiting for the inevitable end. After I retired from being a super hero I spent my days doing bar tricks for old regulars. It was fun, hustling, drinking, partying. Those days too are behind me though. 
 
 Now a days I wake up around 10:30am. Move myself into my wheel chair and make my way to the kitchen. Things are pretty easy when you can move objects with your mind. Making coffee, getting the paper from the driveway, pouring milk in my cereal, turning on the television, etc. I usually spend a few hours trying to figure out the new DVR. Some stuff you just ca n't use telekinesis on. 
 
 Around mid to late afternoon I'll move myself out to the porch where I spend the rest of the afternoon watching the neighborhood. The great part about getting old and having my power is it's a lot easier to get those damn kids to get the hell of my lawn. Just send them flying off into the neighbors yard with a willful thought. Seriously, those kids are messing up my lawn. 
 
 Around dinner I'll pop a microwavable in and settle in for the late afternoon news before I drift off peacefully into the night. Hopefully making it my last night. Getting old sucks. No one cares anymore. I'm dead weight. 
 
 Without a doubt, I'll probably end up doing the exact same thing again tomorrow. Maybe someone will call again about doing one of those: `` Superhero, where are they now'' segments. Ugh, they just need to leave me alone. 
 
 - /r/expiredcheese for more stories by me.
