[ CW ] Start with `` Everyone knew trying to run was futile , yet so far all of them tried anyway '' , end with `` I do n't make the rules , I just enforce them . ''

Everyone knew trying to run was futile, yet so far all of them tried anyway. 
 
 `` Come on!'' I yelled to them, `` a three-legged race is about COORDINATION, not speed!'' 
 
 But it was of no use. The elderly citizens who inhabited the GreenDale Home for the Elderly, midway through their annual `` GreenDale Festival'' had sped right through the three-legged race with such hastiness that most now lay in the field, their birdlike femurs snapped like twigs. 
 
 `` This event is a disaster,'' said Karen, my boss, as she looked over the crowd of twitching seniors lying prostrate in the field. `` I'm very disappointed in you.'' 
 
 `` Sorry ma'am,'' I said. 
 
 `` You realize what we have to do now, right Kevin?'' said Karen. 
 
 `` Yes ma'am,'' I said, `` I'll go grab the shotgun.'' 
 
 `` I already have it,'' said Karen, `` You just get the shovel.'' 
 
 I walked back to the toolshed. Listen, Karen makes the rules GreenDale, okay? I do n't make the rules. I just enforce them.
