[ WP ] A man ends World War III by dropping a 'Your mom ' joke so epic the president of Russia kills himself in shame .

`` Do n't make this hard,'' President Stalinski said. The soldier spat at his feet and smiled. 
 
 `` Your mother makes me hard,'' he stated. The Russian leader frowned. 
 
 `` What were you doing when we caught you?'' he tried again. 
 
 `` Your mum.'' 
 
 `` Come now, Private-'' 
 
 `` I came before, on your mum.'' 
 
 I can make this very easy for you, if you just talk.'' 
 
 `` Your mum was easy.'' 
 
 `` That's enough!'' 
 
 `` That's not what your mum said.'' 
 
 Stalinski pulled out his gun and aimed it at the soldier. 
 
 `` How do you like *this*?'' he said. 
 
 `` When I asked your mum that, she said yes.'' 
 
 `` *STOP THAT! *'' 
 
 `` That's not what your mum said.'' 
 
 Stalinski shrieked and put the gun to his head. 
 
 `` I am sorry,'' he whispered. 
 
 `` Your mum was n't,'' Private Drews said. The Russian leader pulled the trigger.
