[ WP ] Teleportation is finally invented . Your friend is one of the first people to use it . After coming out on the other side , the more time you spend with him , the more you realize that this is not your friend

The light blinded my eyes, forcing me look away for a second. 
 
 I could see Jake's silhouette striding down the receiving teleporter node, he was walking towards me. 
 
 `` Hey Jake, you feeling fine?'' I asked, his eyes were glowing red, probably just never noticed before though. 
 
 `` I HUNGER, FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT'' he bellowed in a suddenly deep voice, man, teleporting must have been more straining than I thought. 
 
 `` Wow, you are such a kidder Jake, anyway, we have to go to my octuplet niece's baptism, so just turn off the teleporter and we can be on our way. 
 
 He turned around to face the teleporter, extended his arm, and clenched his fist, the teleporter nodes immediately compressed into tiny silver cubes, that must be the surprise feature he kept alluding to. 
 
 `` MORTAL, LET US GO AND PARTAKE ON THIS'BAPTISM' YOU MENTIONED'' he bellowed again, man, he has to get his ears checked. 
 
 `` Sure thing Jake, just follow me'' man, this is going to be the best baptism ever! 

