[ WP ] scientists have invented a serum that allows animals to speak . Your dog was recently given the serum , but it appears the treatment has not worked . Your cousin , whom you have n't seen since your youth , comes to town to visit . As the door opens , your dog suddenly whispers in your ear : `` run . ''

- `` Huh? Who was it? ``, I did n't recognise the voice at first. But then I've noticed my dog, Lenny. Being very close by me, he got recently that serum, which makes animals speak. But somehow it did n't take the effect on him, wasted money and insurance money on him for nothing. I did n't have much of a hope for that serum to work, I have seen it's effects only on neighbour's parrot, who spoke fluently but was turned into the grumpiest thing on the block. Saying `` Give me the newspapers, I want to read'', not that it would fly himself to pick up the newspapers, he has to always ask him to do it, and if he refuses, the parrot starts provoking him until he gives that the newspaper, this only endures into an endless cycle on anything it asks for. But sure, why would Lenny say it anyway? He had never met Lenny in his own life. Unless... 
 - `` Hi Rich! Long time no see, how long was it? 10-12 years? I thought it was like yesterday! ``, Rich just interrupted my flow of thinking, I was probably standing there like an idiot, not greeting him. 
 - `` Hi! Eric was it? Woah, it was a damn long time ago since I've last saw you. ``, I've let Eric in at this point, it was pointless to leave him in the hallway, `` Yeah it was around that, you've moved out to the West as I remember. Was it Los Angeles?'' 
 - `` Yes it is! Nice place to live there, found a decent job and just recently got a pay bonus, so I asked for a vacation and went here to visit my childhood folks. I have n't stepped in since we moved out!'' 
 - `` lies'', again that voice, coming out of dog's mouth. But why? Does he lie? 
 - `` Great stuff, where do you work? ``, nevermind that. 
 - `` Well it's that fast food joint, I ca n't get the name right. It was Feasty Captain, Feasty Kapitan? Dunno, but I got promoted to a manager just recently, so that's that. They gave me a bonus and a payrise with that'' 
 - `` Nice, and where do you live anyway? I could visit you if I ever get to LA for any reason, would use your advice pretty well.'' 
 - `` Living in the South LA. Very dense place, but the place's bad for tourists like you.'' 
 - `` I see, can you spare me a moment? Have to take a break at the restroom.'' 
 - `` Sure why not? I will wait here.'' 
 
 Lenny's following me to the restroom, he never does that, probably related to his talking those 2 words ever coming out of his mouth? 
 
 - `` Rich, can you hear me? ``, he speaks 
 - `` So you speak, I thought I was tripping my balls down there.'' 
 - `` Funny, listen up, that guy is n't an average joe, I want to just warn you but he is a bit odd, something like his reason is not only to visit you.'' 
 - `` What then?'' 
 - `` Remember that little fuck you can not stand whenever you visit him?'' 
 - `` Yes?'' 
 - `` He smells after his feathers, bro, get up your ass and make sure that Eric is really an Eric, if it was 10-12 years, you better have some good shit ready to knock up on him, also if your memory's so shitty, you should get up well with that shit.'' 
 - `` Ok...'', he insulted me left-and-right, he has some problems with me he can not easily explain right now, fuck it, let's check `` Eric'' if he complied to his sitting routine. 
 
 I came to the room and he was nowhere to be seen, I called on him and no one responded. Where is he? I have shouted again but then Lenny started to bark on the other end of my place. 
 
 
 - Part 2 later, am watching Mr. Robot 
 
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