[ WP ] After the total collapse of the electoral voting system in the US in 2016 , the presidency is now automatically chosen by an aggregate of most Retweets , Facebook likes , YouTube views and Reddit upvotes .

The Internet had spoken. In the wake of Trump's election to the presidency widespread riots erupted. Never one to back down from a fight, the now President Trump decided to prove to the people that he was the best rich white man to lead them. He took his greatest criticisers, Facebook, YouTube, reddit and Twitter and said that they could elect a replacement president. He believed in his arrogance that he would win, after all how could anyone beat the richest president ever? 
 
 Then the unthinkable happened. He lost. Fitting the method of their election, the new president decided to reveal themselves via a twitch stream set to go live at 12 midday. Now it is 11:59 and the world waits with baited breath as the new president is revealed. 
 
 `` Sup Bro's my name is Pewwwwwwdiepie! I'm your new president! Marzia and I are very happy in the White House and edger and maya are loving the space so I just wan na say thank you bro's because I know what you're thinking, how can I, a Swedish person, become your president? Well, the answer is of course, through you guys. My fans. I've always said I have the best fans in the world and now that my bro army is an actual army, I've decided to declare war on Google. Now to many of you this may seem drastic but they still have n't fixed there comment section so you know what? I'm gon na do it myself. My vice-president Tobuscus has assured me that this will go well so nothing to worry about. To let you know how I'm doing I'll be sure to update my channel with vlogs twice a day to show you how I'm doing running the U.S. and stuff. Alright that's all from me, stay awesome bro's, remember to like this video and subscribe and God bless the United States of Pewds. Bro fist!''
