[ WP ] Write the third episode of non-existant series . Make us curious about what happened before episode 3 , and what happens after .

The hunky, sexy dude woke up in the midmorning. Next to him was a sexy woman. They had had sex and the dude was n't ashamed to let people know that. Suddenly a bunch of decidedly non-hunky, non-sexy dudes burst in with machine guns and shot the sexy woman to death. `` What the hell, dudes?'' said the sexy dude. The non-sexy dudes said, `` You are just too sexy and we are hella mad jelly lol.'' The sexy dude thought it was weird that someone would say lol out loud. They continued, `` Ever since you stole the Solarian Archive and summoned the dark god Su-LuNi back into the netherverse you have become even more incredibly sexy.'' `` Oh shit,'' said the sexy dude, `` did I do that?'' He did the characteristic Urkel face but nobody got the joke because it was 2245 AD and family no longer mattered in the post-cybercolonialist era. 
 
 `` Let's try and be civil about this,'' said the sexy dude. Some very mysterious and uncomfirmable things were going on in the background but he had no way to confirm those. `` There's no way your bullets could destroy my rock hard abs or even pierce my magnetic aura of sexual tension.'' The non-sexy dudes grimaced. `` That may be true, but you know what happened last week and the week before and these things that happened alter the meaning of your statement without altering the actual statement in the same way that judicial review can alter the spirit of the law without altering the letter of the law.'' The sexy dude was taken aback by this unnecessary comparison. `` Whatever, dude. All that stuff is in the past. Nobody can possibly know what happened there unless they expeienced it themselves, which I did, but others did not, hence the situation we are in right now, which is typical of humanity as we have individual memories and are not some kind of hivemind or machine cloud intellgience that shares a single consciousness.'' The unsexy dudes had passed their loquacious ways to our intrepid hero and he shuddered at the thought of wasting so much ink if his words were to be printed. After all, ink had just become a serious problem within society for reasons that are slightly arduous to explain. 
 
 It seemed the dudes had reached a standstill in their conversation. The unsexy dudes were becoming increasingly unsexy by the moment as they increasingly smelt of desperation and cringe. The sexy dude replied by saying, `` I'd love to stay and chat, but really, I would n't love that at all. It was sarcastic. Anyway, I have to go now. See you next week on The Further Adventures of Barack Obama in the Post-Cybercolonialist Age.''
