[ WP ] You were adopted some years back and have begun to slowly realize that you 're a dog .

WHERE ARE THE FOOD AT GIVE ME SOME BACON STRIPS WHY DO THE OTHERS WALK WITH THEIR LOWER ARMS WHY DO THE OTHERS EAT ON THE WOOD SLAB AND THROW STUFF AT ME WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE FUZZ CREATURES THAT PEOPLE BRING WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY WITH THE RUBBER THINGS WHILE THE OTHERS STARE AT THE MAGIC GLASS WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT I WANTED TO STICK MY FIFTH LEG INTO THE FUZZ CREATURE'S OUT-MOUTH WHY DID I WANT TO DO THAT AND WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT THE FUZZ CREATURES SOUND LIKE ME WHEN I TALK AND WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT THE FUZZ CREATURES ALSO WALK WITH ALL OF THEIR ARMS AND WAIT ON SECOND THOUGHT THE FUZZ CREATURES ALSO LIKE THE RUBBER THINGS AND DO N'T STARE AT THE MAGIC GLASS AND OH MY GOD I'M A FUZZ CREATURE.
