[ WP ] Real wars play out like a game of Call of Duty .

`` Okay... everyone in position?'' 
 
 `` aye aye'' 
 
 `` affirmative'' 
 
 `` Roger that'' 
 
 `` alright then... Operation Essanddee commences in 3... 2... 1... 
 
 **'' Let's do this Marines! `` ** 
 
 `` Fucking hell, Bryan, keep your voice down. We let the enemy know we're here we wo n't respawn'til the round is over. 
 
 `` Yeah Bryan, and do you really need to say that every time we start a mission? we're supposed to use our cunning, here.'' 
 
 `` You guys need to chill the fuck out, alright? This is n't FFA it's not like the enemy team will hear our comms. 
 
 `` Mark and Brad are right, Bryan. Regardless of what mode we're in, you're still being reckless. What if the enemy has Eavesdrop?'' 
 
 `` Ugh, are you serious Dave? Eavesdrop has n't been around since 2007. And what if i get shot, eh? Am i supposed to quietly scream out in pain?'' 
 
 `` Uhm... Guys? What's Eavesdrop?'' 
 
... 
 
 `` Mark... are you saying you did n't answer the Call of Duty back in 07?'' 
 
 `` Nah, I had my first time in the Black Ops in 2010.'' 
 
 `` Wow...'' 
 
 `` Are you serious? Heh, you guys calling me a danger when we have this noob in our squad?'' 
 
 `` Hey Bryan at least i play the fucking objective. Your commander rank does n't mean shit when all you do is crouch with a shotgun the whole mission.'' 
 
 `` At least i'm able to, Mark. You and your little M4 are fucked without strategists such as myself. Check it out boys. Two 1887's'' 
 
 `` You'll rip your arms off you fucking maniac!'' 
 
 `` Hey, you wan na 1v1? I'll mail you an invite right here shithead!'''' 
 
 `` Enough! The both of you simmer the fuck down. I do n't care about your ranks or weapons, I'm the squad leader here and we work as a team. Is that understood?'' 
 
 *bang bang bang* 
 
... 
 
 `` You guys heard that, right?'' 
 
 `` Oh my god, **run for your fucking life. It's a shitty no-scop-**'' 
 
 *bang bang bang bang* 
 
... 
 
... 
 
 `` Hello...? I think i accidentally team killed you..? Guys..? Umm, sorry about that.'' 
 
... 
 
 *bang bang bang*
