[ WP ] A peaceful alien race is besieged by another race in the same galaxy . As their last planets fall and their home-world comes under threat they do the unthinkable . They ask for aid from the only known creatures more brutal than their foes in exchange for FTL technology . Humans accept the deal .

Or... they pretend to accept, revolt against the winged reptilian hominid overlord, by some blak jew Magick, which a man named Moses, learned from a neanderthal named Jethro, after he fled his adopted royal hybrid Egyptian family, to go live in the wilderness. Moses then comes back after learning a bunch of cool ass wilderness shit, throws down some dope ass Chris angel tricks, while surfing ( walking on water ) bewildering the hybrid overlord, while gaining `` beleif'' in the `` people'', that he too, was a God, who could lead, the less ( pure ) aka not in breed, slaves to freedom. Mosses, being the most super bad ass ninja gangsta he was, put on a `` magic show'' ( which was really a cover for some ocean eleven hesit type shit )..so while he's giving the ol Kansas city shuffle to the overlord, he had this bad! thick! red bone shawty, seduce the overlord with her redonkulious curves, while slipping a molly all up in his drink, and he did n't eeven knoww iiittt!! While the overlord was passed out, she boosted the dumb fucks anti gravity transmitter wand, which subsequently, was the only piece of technology that had survived the original crash landing off the coast of the Yucatan, by the winged reptilians....mosses then used the wand to separate the ocean, so all the Jews could be free, he then got crazy with it, because he could n't controll his emotions, and started blasting holes into their colonies everywhere, causing the sinking of there mother colony which was an island namded atlantis. These giant holes he caused, then began to spew lava out from them, like blood to a bullet wound. Mosses, not understanding the physics of the galaxy, like the reptilians did, set off a giant catalyst of events, which after the lava hit the water, and began to cool on land, evaporation along with global cooling/mass extinction occured....all because mosses could n't keep his cool....moral of the story, keep your cool, or the Universe will cool you out...
