[ WP ] A man and a woman are sent down to Hell together . Satan only expected one person .

`` Hm....''. Satan was amused. 
 
 `` As an avid gambler I would've told anyone in the world that hell would freeze over before something like this happened. But as you can see; I am still paying the bills and I am still well equipped to cook a goose in under a nanosecond... but I digress''. 
 
 Satan took his eyes off the couple and directed his attention to his evil pocket-PC. 
 
 `` You, Janet, are registered as soul B3-81-49-C1-8A-21-48-FD-07 and you, Singh, as well''. 
 
 Satan fiddled with his honestly-totally-non-product-placemented-Microsoft-Windows-Phone ( TM ) with a furrowed brow until he finally exclamed, `` Ahh... screw it. I just prepended a 0. Who cares. Blegh. Now out with you. Torture awaits, yadda yadda!''. He shooed them outside. 
 
 Plomping down behind his desk he exhaled. `` Why God would index using a random number generator instead of working with simple incrementals is beyond me. He truly works in mysterious ways''.
