[ WP ] You 're about to speak at your deceased father 's wake . You have n't heard from him since you left home decades ago , and you do n't recognize anybody in the audience .

Terry Strongman is a big man. He is super strong and fights the bad guys. But his dad dyed when he was a baby, so that's why he is a little weird compared to other kids. But thats okay. He has strong muscles and he is hella rad so it does n't matter what the other kids say. 
 
 One day Terry's mom says terry has to go meet his dad. At first he is like hella no, my dad is dead. But she is like actually he is n't dead, he had to go away for a bit. 
 
 So terry goes to meet his dad, except it is n't like how he thought. His dad is slimy and small. He does n't look like a hero. He looks like a bad guy. 
 
 Hey terry he says its been a long time buddy how are ya. he sounds like the penguin from the old cartoons. 
 
 but then someone punches through the door. He is a big hella rad dude with a leather jacket that has spikes on. He is even bigger and radder than Terry Strongman. 
 
 You are my real son and this dude is hella fake says the rad dude. 
 
 Hella yeah says terry and they punch the fake villain dude in the face. 
 
 Terry no says his mom what are you doing. 
 
 But terry doesnt need her anymore. he doesnt need anybody. He is a big strong hero and he knows who the bad guys are.
