[ WP ] Whilst exploring a long forgotten cave with your trusty dog , you stumble upon a magic lamp . Your excitement causes a fall , and you hit your head . Upon waking , you see your dog licking the lamp , and the genie inside senses his strongest desires .

It was just like Alladin. The cave, the lamp, the genie that popped out even sounded like dear Robin W. I couldnmt see him of course, Digger was standing practically on top of me after that fall. I grabbed his legs to move him just as I heard the genie exclaim `` YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND!'' and before my eyes, between Digger's legs, a sack of skin stretched out and filled and dropped onto my forehead. 
 
 `` Eeeuuggh!'' I pushed him off and rolled away quickly. But how could, what was? I turned to the genie, floating their with a smile, and looked back at Digger. It was there! His testicles had just grown back! But that's impossible, unless... 
 
 I turned to the genie with a horrified expression, just as he clapped his hands and spread a grin wider than his chest. 
 
 `` YOUR WISH IS MYYY^Y^Y^YY COMMAND!!'' 
 
 A crack like thunder, and now Digger proudly holds a shiny red... *thing* in his mouth. Is that? No!! The dot from the laser pointer! He wished to catch the dot from the laser pointer! 
 
 `` ONE MORE, GRAND MAESTRO!'' The genie rubbed his hands together as Digger cocked his head and shot me a glance. 
 
 `` *BARK! *'' 
 
 `` YOUR WISH, IS MY, *COMMAND!! *'' 
 
 Another crash and the genie disappearred. Digger sauntered over to me, wagging his tail happily. He dropped his prize and his tongue lolled out of his mouth. 
 
 `` Aww, boy, what'd you have to go an' make wishes for? Now I'll never own the last Game of Thrones book.'' 
 
 His eyes sparkeld as he looked up at me, and he placed his paw upon my leg. 
 
 `` Hi boy! Digger good boy! Boy play?''
