[ WP ] Immortality eventually causes Earth to be quite literally covered in a continuous pile of humans . You are one of the lucky few on top .

`` You stand on the shoulders of giants, young one'' 
 
 `` No I stand on the faces of my ancestors and guess where I piss?'' 
 
 `` You would n't dare'' 
 
 `` Where else would I piss on Miranda? She's cute you're just annoying'' 
 
 `` When I get unwedged I'm going to wedge you so deep under these people you'll never see the light of day again!'' 
 
 `` The last person to get unwedged was Moses and it took him 2000 years so I'm not worried about it, now say ahhhh'' 
 
 The man started to cry. 
 
 `` How goes the research?'' 
 
 `` What research you mean on death? I'm not killing you even if we find out it's too much fun.'' 
 
 `` Not death Mars.'' 
 
 `` Finicky at best, we can get people there but we do n't know how to keep the population from over filling there like it does here.'' 
 
 `` It does n't matter I just want to walk again send me!'' 
 
 `` We ca n't let ourselves become intergalactic cockroaches, over populating the universe.'' 
 
 `` That's easy for you to say, you're not a human toilet.'' 
 
 `` Hey you made Mark your human toilet before you got wedged.'' 
 
 `` And what about once you get wedged what will you say then?'' 
 
 `` Well.... you might be right. Do I sacrifice the universe for my own fear of getting wedged?'' 
 
 `` You could keep researching death.'' 
 
 `` We're more likely to learn how to colonize the sun than we are to discover human death.'' 
 
 `` Do you think black holes would kill us?'' 
 
 `` I think we'd get strung out into atoms for eternity.'' 
 
 `` I'm out of ideas.'' 
 
 `` I've got one more idea for ya'' 
 
 `` What is it?'' 
 
 `` Say ahh, I really need to piss and do n't want to get any on Sam he's wedged head down and that really sucks.''
