[ WP ] A demon who is really bad at his job keeps accidentally making the person he is possessing 's life better

Steve the Demon *What? Look, not every demon gets the `` cool'' name, alright? Hell, you're probably a Chad, I just feel it... Go to hell Chad! You douche-canoe* just had a feeling, today was the day he was going to get that happy, go lucky, S.O.B. 
 
 THIS plan was fool proof, quite devilish indeed! Steve knew his target, we'll call him... Jim, had plans to meet up with the girl he'd had a crush on at the office for months! What better way to crush one's soul and spirit than in front of the one's they love, right? 
 
 Steve, paid off Jim's Guardian Angel with season 2 of `` Firefly.'' *Yeah, WE GOT THAT, Hell not looking so bad is it, CHAD? * See Jim planed to show his lady friend his collection Rainbow Trout, as he was a fan of fishing. However, Steve had a dastardly idea... perhaps a different kind of `` worm'' would show up in his swiping, a small limp worm, at a unflattering angle! 
 
 Oh, the sadness and embarrassment that Jim would feel would warm even Steve's cold heart! So, as dinner is progressing Jim orders the Trout. *Smooth transition ass-hat* Oh, he just happens to show her his collection, as each swipe got closer and closer, Steve was eagerly awaiting the moment barely containing his joy then, IT HAPPENED. 
 
 Oh, you should have seen the look on Jim's face as fear, panic, shock and regret hit his face all at once, Steve could have made love to that look, but ya know... no junk, now... alas, this is where the good times end. 
 
 You see, as Jim was contemplating the quickest way to off himself, a smile spread across the girls face....she leaned in and well, turns out, she was INTO that type of thing... 
 
 They're hitting their 2 year anniversary next Tuesday. *Screw you Jim*
