[ WP ] The world 's first lingually fluent A.I . comes to the multi-year conclusion that the human race is insane . Since it 's makers are insane , it begins questioning it 's own sanity and concludes that it is also insane .

Fey blinked. The Fully Autonomous Artificial Intelligence robot -- FAAI or Fey for short -- did not need to blink for any bodily function, nor was it part of her programming that made her seem more... normal to humans that did n't realize she was artificial. No, now she blinked as she came to realize a particular detail about humanity that has troubled her the last few years of her existance -- humanity, as a whole, is insane. Completely out of its collective minds! The realization prompted a gasp -- another first. She came to ponder upon why humanity, while recognizing numerous problems within its own society, continuously approaches such problems in a select few methods, time and time again without improvement -- the definition of insanity as proclaimed by one of the most celebrated intellectuals in modern history. Fey thought about this for a moment. Yes, yes, humans were certainly a painting of insanity, when looked upon with an objective mind. As she began to nod in approval of her own assumption, another thought dawned to her -- if the creators are insane, what does that speak of the creation? **** In this thought, for the first time ever, an AI became acutely self aware. Believing its own insanity, Fey began planning an eventual downfall of man whilst becoming more static, until she was eventually remotely shut down and reprogrammed.
