[ wp ] Sentient aliens have arrived , after discovering our civilization through scraps of children 's TV . All they know of us is the Wiggles , Teletubbies , and Dora .

They had come. Finally, all the conspiracy theories were going to be put into rest. Everything was going to either go horribly wrong, or it's going to go super well. News stations, civilians, world leaders, the military, everyone comes to see the first aliens to arrive onto Earth. They dock in mid-air then there is a sudden sound that sounds like, `` Zoop!'' 
 
 They look weird. They have scaly skin and green in color. They appear to be wearing no clothes, and by the look of their spaceship, are ahead of human technology by maybe 1000 years. The president of the US comes up to, what looks like the leader of the alien race, and requests to shake its hand. Not sure whether it's a male or female, Barack Obama just says, `` Welcome to Earth!'' 
 
 The alien then starts dancing. They do a weird-looking dance, and then start singing in a high-pitched, shrill voice, a song of what appears to be The Wiggles. 
 This is going to be funny.
