[ WP ] A person asks a villain why they are evil . The villain 's response is very underwhelming .

`` You're a monster, why are you so evil?''. It was my second day without food or water, I'd kept quiet hoping She'd explain what was happening but no more. 
 
 
 I had simply been tied up and left to die while She tinkered with something on a table in the corner of the room. `` Please tell me why you've done all this!'' 
 
 
 She turned, looking confused and then gasped `` Are you still there?.. I swore I let you go ages ag..'' 
 
 
 `` No.'' I sighed as I shifted once more in my bonds. `` Why are you doing this? Could you please tell me?'' 
 
 `` I've been bored since the baby really.. I decided to do the first thing that came into my head which was to tie up the next person I saw and try a new jigsaw'' 
 
 She sighed `` I'm dreadfully sorry I forgot about you, the puzzle I chose is a thousand pieces and I'm having a dreadful time working it out'' 
 
 `` Need a hand? I can help you if you untie me.'' I questioned hoping for a chance to escape. 
 
 She sauntered over and started tugging at my bindings and blood starts rushing into my fingers and toes leaving them twitching and prickling helplessly. 
 
 `` Sorry again, I'm so embarrassed..'' She blushed as she handed me a large glass of water which was swiftly gulped down. `` I'll take this puzzle home and I can drive you back to your home if you like'' 
 
 `` I think I'll walk...'' I paused at the door. `` Try putting the edges together first on the puzzle you'll probably find it easier.'' 
 
 And with that I walked away from the ( not quite ) villain and shook my head. Fuck my life. 
 

