[ WP ] Breaking news : Stra'ecy Ellias , The Exiled Daughter of Chancellor Ellias , Returns to Ivory City . Morah House has confirmed that the Chancellor will be making a statement shortly ...

`` Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for coming. 
 
 As you know, this morning my daughter, Stra'ecy, returned to Ivory City, ending much speculation and gossip about the circumstances leading to her exile. With you all gathered here I would like to categorically go on record to dispute some of the rumours you may have heard as to the reason for her being exiled. Just so we are clear, she did not: 
 
 - Have sexual relations with someone from Ebony City, and then lose the ability to go back. 
 - Have a baby with someone from Ebony City. 
 - Buy a load of coke from a guy called Charles in Ebony City. 
 - Party all night with three dudes from Ebony City. 
 - Go to a basketball game I had forbidden her from going to with some guy from Ebony City. 
 - Shoot smack into her eyeballs in an underground rave club in Ebony City. 
 - Get `` Ebony Fever'' in Ebony City. 
 - Sneak out of her room late at night and visit Ebony City. 
 - Become known as `` The Ivory Princess of Ebony City''. 
 
 Just so we are all clear, I have no problem with anyone from Ebony city, despite being the head of the most powerful family in Ivory City and also owner of one of it's more successful basketball teams. I would like to once again thank you all for your attendance, and I hope this puts to bed some of the more malicious things I have read about Morah House in the press as of late.'' 

