[ WP ] You 've just woken up in the body of Michael Scott . You now need to convince the rest of the office that you are n't actually Michael .

I woke up in a daze to a familiar TV show intro blasting out loud on the nightstand to my left from a phone. The caller ID displayed `` PAM'' but the background image was a can of spam. 
 
 Then it hit me. I do n't have any friends named Pam and that is n't my phone. Shuffling the blanket around my legs I began to become tangled. This is n't my room, or bed either! I popped up quickly and turned around to see a sleeping beauty in the bed with me. She was knocked out cold snoring louder than the ringing phone. 
 
 I shuffled around the corner to the bathroom. As my eyes hit the vanity mirror I was shocked to not see myself. Scared of the stranger in my reflection I dropped to my knees. I murmured to myself `` Ok... do n't panic. This has to be a dream... Not a horrible one either because there is a hot blonde in my bed.'' 
 
 I slowly built up enough courage to peer at my myself in the mirror again. `` Hole-E-Shit. I'm Michael Scott! This is going to be a fun dream...'' I bolted down the stairs and as I was coming around I caught a glimpse of the snow outside through the top glass of the front door. I stood in front of the door admiring the living room and dining room. `` That was a great episode, the dinner party'' I said while laughing. The next thing I heard was a jiggle from a set of keys and the front door flung open. It knocked me in my head and dropped me to one knee. 
 
 `` Michael! I came the moment Pam called and you did n't respond, is everything ok? Where's Jan? Where are your clothes? We have to get your body temperature back to normal, here take my coat'' Dwight said. 
 
 `` Dwight...? How did you get in?'' I asked still in a daze. 
 
 `` I made a perfect carbon copy of your front door key when we had dinner last week. I stepped away and took the keys from your entry dish. I then snuck into the bathroom and using an old Tribal trick, I firmly embedded the key in a new bar of soap to later be recreated. I did this only for emergencies like this one.'' 
 
 I heard another voice from behind Dwight. 
 
 `` Boss? Is everything ok? I was at the IHOP down the street and saw the signal.'' Creed stated. 
 
 `` What signal?'' Dwight questioned. 
 
 `` Never mind that, Michael looks hurt, I'm going to get his meds.'' Creed said while bolting upstairs. 
 
 Loud screams came from the bedroom. Apparently Jan woke up to Creed in the bathroom stuffing medication bottles in his jacket. 
 
 Down the stairs came a calm Creed. `` Boss, take one of these and call me in the morning.'' He hands me ONE pill from a bottle then puts it back in his jacket. `` You should also get that alarm clock checked it is LOUD'' he said.
