[ WP ] Your username

I um... what? I dont understand whats going on. 
 There I was, questions high to my head. 
 Some men came and one called break of dawn. 
 Who are you all? Where's my bed? 
 
 What's happened dear sage? 
 Who's sage? I feel afire. 
 You're a victim of age... 
 You should retire... 
 
 I later learned of my glorified past as a sage and wizard. Many stories were told, all stories that I should be telling to others. Bed ridden and having awoken from a major conflict, im no longer apt for battle. Im below my prime. Subsage I call myself. 
 
 This was fun, but a bit of a hassle to do on my phone. More later on my laptop.
