[ WP ] All attempts to kill the demon lord have thus far failed . But in a small town , a random blacksmith accidentally forges the highest tier armor possible - plot armor . Hilarity ensues .

`` So... What is it?'' 
 
 `` Plot armor.'' 
 
 `` The hell is that?! You ca n't just say something and expect me to know what the hell it is!'' 
 
 `` It's plot armor. You know, the legendary armor of Plottimus, Ancient King of Plottinsburgh, said to keep all whom wear it from dying a painful and brutal death?'' 
 
 `` No, I do n't know. If anything, it sounds absolutely absurd. You're basically saying its some armor you would find it fairy tales or stories.'' 
 
 `` Hey, you wan na know a secret?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` This *is* a story! This is a god damned story, and you're the main hero!'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 `` Oh?'' 
 
 `` Oh. Wait, why am I the hero then?'' 
 
 `` What do you mean? Of course your the hero, the one who will never be slain or lose a fight, who will always be victorious in every aspect of life, the most powerful and well rounded person of the world! With Plottimus's armor, you'd be unstoppable!'' 
 
 `` Yeah. That's the point of me asking. I'm unstoppable. I could become the villain of the story.'' 
 
 `` That... is a very good point. You know what? I'll sell it to ya for 20 grains of sand!'' 
 
 `` That-that's it? This armor for 20 grains of sand?'' 
 
 `` Yeah. What, you do n't want it? I honestly do n't care what you do, hell, Im not even a real blacksmith!'' 
 
 `` Yeah I want it buhhhhhh... Where did he go... I guess the armor is mine. Huh. Time to go moon the Royal Guard and not get caught I guess...'' 
 
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 ***I do n't know much about writing things for comedic effect, so here's my stab at the topic. I wanted to take a jab at solely dialogue for this prompt, as I wan na get better at writing in actual dialogue. All feedback is encouraged! *** 
 
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