[ WP ] You 're a normal person in a world full of superheroes , and unfortunately , you live right next to a super villain .

There was someone at my door. This normally would be fine and there would't be a problem except that based on the sounds of his curses he thought this was his house.'Well' I thought'I'm new here and this is a good way to meet new people.' Unfortunately just as I was about to reach the door it evaporated in a purple mist. 
 `` Uh hi.'' I tried. 
 `` How did you gain entrance to my lair?'' He thundered rushing me and shoving me back against the wall. With one hand he raised my body till my head was touching the ceiling. 
 `` I.... Live... Here.'' I managed to croak out. 
 
 `` Ah.'' He said looking around and realizing that this was n't his house. 
 `` My humblest apologies.'' He said. `` It would appear I have entered the wrong home. `` 
 `` I would n't worry about it except for the door.'' I replied. `` It helps me pretend like a supervillian is n't able to burst in at anytime.'' 
 `` You are n't going to attack me?'' He seemed startled. 
 `` No, heavens no. `` 
 `` But I broke your door. I...'' He trailed off. `` What's your power?'' He demanded. 
 `` Calm down.'' I said as purple mist began swirling around his hands. `` You must be Dark Phantom. Look my name is Joe. It's nice to meet you but I do n't want any trouble. `` 
 `` I said. What is your power?'' He boomed. 
 `` I do n't have a power.'' I said. `` I swear everyone has some kind of power but I'm just a regular citizen probably the regular citizen. `` 
 `` But you are n't going to cry for help?'' The purple was starting to dissipate. 
 `` You seem like an alright chap. As long as you help me fix up a new door we should be just fine.'' I replied. Purple flared again and previously exploded door rematerialized. 
 `` Well uh I'll be on my way then.'' He said twisting the new handle and returning to the dark night. 
 
 Just another incredible day in the life of Average Joe! 
 

