[ WP ] You find a strange metal box in your backyard , attached to a parachute . Printed on it 's surface is a phone number , as well as instructions : `` THIS CONTAINER IS THE PROPERTY OF THE U.S. GOVERNMENT . IF YOU RECOVER IT , CALL THIS NUMBER IMMEDIATELLY . DO NOT ATTEMPT TO OPEN ''

I smiled to myself as I sawed through the last lock on the metal box. This is it. 
 
 I mean, come on, who puts things like `` DO NOT OPEN'' on the side of a box that they do n't want people to open? The boy who cried wolf much? 
 
 Wait, wrong one. It was... that... whatever. 
 
 I opened the box. 
 
 Inside was a pulsating blue and red crystal. Although my mind screamed danger, I snatched it up against better judgement. All all I remembered was the duo-coloured glow flowing into my body and passing out. 
 
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 I woke up. Nothing was out of place: the same old basement, same working table, same me... 
 
 But am I really the same? Before I passed out, I got filled with blue shit. And red shit. Maybe I just got dumped radioactive waste? Maybe I'm Spider-Man? 
 
 I tried to strike a pose. No webs. I tried jumping up and down to fly. Nothing. I even tried to chant magical spells, but for some reason I always figured if there was some sort of magical spells they would be green or purple, not red and blue. 
 
 Finally I closed my eyes. I sighed, and leaned against a wall. Maybe it really was radioactive poisoning. Maybe I'm going to die. Maybe - 
 
 A blue glow came from behind me eyelids, as if my eyes were lighting up by themselves. I opened my eyes in a flash and screamed: `` What the -'' 
 
 The blue glow is gone. I cautiously blinked. Nothing. I closed my eyes. 
 
 There it was. 
 
 At first it was a small dot. Then it expanded into something like a square map, except with glowing blue outlines and everything was in 3D. *This is my house! * 
 
 I looked around, my eyes still closed. THe map did not rotate, so I willed it to. Surprisingly, it did. It turned about sixty degrees and came to a rest. A red dot pulsated on the map, and upon closer examination I realized it was me, standing in the basement, and the red dot was really an outline of my body. 
 
 `` This is so cool.'' I said as I walked around, zooming in and out of the map, avoiding chairs and other obstacles with the help of my new - superpower? I'm not sure. 
 
 Then I stubbed my toes on a stool, and I had to open my eyes to look around. Not exactly used to the hologram map yet. `` Son of a...'' 
 
 A red glow came this time, but my eyes were fully open. Without warning, something like a red shockwave washed out over the area. I cried in alarm, but nothing appeared to be broken - except for the fact I can see people *through the walls. * A few houses over form mine, I saw a blue glowing figure, sitting on the second floor. That would be James, my neighbour, always gaming. Outside my house, a couple jogged by, and they also appeared as blue. 
 
 A police car drove by, I can hear the siren from inside my house. But what I saw was two glowing orange figures, each with a red pistol-shaped glow on their hips. Weapons. *This thing differentiates between friends and foe or something? * 
 
 The glows fades after about ten seconds, but I still stood in the living room, trembling with excitement. 
 
 Now I know what to do with my money problem. Hello, Fort Knox.
