[ WP ] Write the next best Copypasta .

Have you ever fucking SEEN the US military in action? It's beautiful but deadly, like the *Nerium oleander. * You're on guard duty one night, and hear a sound. Before you can even pull out your gun, before you can even think, ***PFFT! *** The bullet has invited itself into your brain to ask you if you've accepted freedom as your lord and savior. Nobody hears the silenced round fire, and you're thrown into a ditch by a grisly JSOC operator. The goddamn Army Rangers could mop the floor with the masked moron's buttbuddies, even with average civilian weapons. This is the GODDAMN DELTA FORCE we're talking about. Fully stocked at their peak, ~~led by Chuck Norris~~ they could easily massacre some terrorist's temper tantrum force. Combined with the full might of other Special Forces teams, most likely SEAL team six, backed up by the Rangers, overwatch by the lean green Berets, flown in by the Nightstalkers, they'd annihilate any major organization, save maybe for a force of 100,000 men with armored vehicles, air support, and artillery, off the face of this Earth with extreme prejudice. You think that a bunch of nobodies who can fire a gun can stand up to a United States Special Operations unit? I'm sorry to disappoint, but they're FUCKED.
