[ WP ] The Seven Deadly Sins are a bunch of young , fun-loving 20-somethings in an apartment building

Sloth woke up to Wrath shouting again. `` Read the fucking Post-It Note next time!'' Wrath screamed at Gluttony, throwing the crumpled piece of yellow paper at her. Gluttony licked her lips and smiled; she felt no remorse for eating the cake Wrath's mother had made him. 
 
 Envy looked at Gluttony from across the small apartment. Her satisfied smile, the crumbs of cake across her chin. Thieving cow. How dare she. I wish I had, he thought, before being distracted by the loud snores of Sloth, back to sleep already. God, how Envy wished he could fall asleep as easily as Sloth could. 
 
 Sloth dreamed of Lust. The newest member of the apartment, she had entered into their lives and quite quickly worked her way through the group, sleeping with the lot of them, with the exception of Sloth who was always too tired and apathetic to reciprocate her charms. Now, she was with Pride, who wore their relationship like a badge of honour. He paraded her around, and revelled in the jealous looks shot at him from Envy, and Wrath's clenched fists. The whole charade was rather tiring, Sloth thought before being awoken by an expected knock on the door. Rent was due and Avarice was never late arriving to his apartment for rent day. 
 
 `` Shotgun not getting the door!'' Sloth called out, hoping he would n't have to leave his armchair. 
 
 `` I'll get it,'' Pride announced smugly, and took strides up to the door, swinging it open to reveal Avarice. 
 
 `` I hope you all have your rent,'' Avarice frothed, eyes darting from roommate to roommate, staring at them as Gluttony would stare at food, or Lust would a man. 
 
 `` Well I know I do,'' Pride said, smiling, each word turning Wrath a deeper shade of red. 
 
 Just another day in the apartment, Sloth thought, before shutting his eyes, and returning back to sleep.
