[ WP ] In the future , redditism is actually the biggest religion on earth .

( Monday 7AM mass, historically the busiest time for historic Redditors to meet digitally, now they commune in person at this time and local Reddigogues ) 
 
 `` This'' utters the pastor. 
 
 `` THIS'' the congregation mutters back in a symphony of arrogant, male voices. 
 
 “ I ’ d like to begin today with a passage. Please turn with me in your bibles to Vargas 6:14. ” 
 
 The room flickers as hundreds of tablets loading screens simultaneously illuminate the corrective lenses of the audience. 
 
 “ And Vargas said to them, haughty is the one who ignores the hivemind. Chastised, is the one who dances with the wicked one. ” 
 
 “ Friends, I know it has been many eons since we faced such persecution, but make no mistake, Comcast and his demons still inhabit the earth. Their influence is evident in the increasing restrictions we face in our communication, all under the guise of political correctness. 
 
 It is no secret that each and every day those try to do away with Vargas ’ word with their practice of radical feminism and its undeniable influence on law. ” 
 
 “ CAN CONFIRM! ” shouted the audience. 
 
 “ Turn with me friends, to TwoXChromosomes 54:3. ” 
 
 “ For the white middle class male supremacy has gone far too long, we call on our matriarch Tumblr to rain her wrath upon man. 
 
 And truly I say to you: Without warning, thousands of triggers shall rain from the heavens upon them. For only those spared will be called Cisgen, and the only begotten one, whose gender is fluid, will lead them. For man and woman will be no more, but a monogentitaled being will arise. For the great prophet Dickbutt and his lineage will cease to exist. Dickvag will now inhabit the earth, blossoming it fragrantly with all her glory. ” 
 
 “ This is your tainted heritage my sons. Go thereforth and make reddicisiples of yourselves. Reclaim your lost glory! This is just just your duty, it is your destiny!'' 
 
 `` MEN's RIGHTS!'' the crowd began to violently chant. 

