[ WP ] You 're not allowed to die until you pay off all your debts .

I'm telling you frank, this is the best thing that ever happened to me. 
 
 *I do n't know Henry, it seems risky* 
 
 Nah do n't worry bro, this thing is bulletproof. They ca n't let me die until I pay off my debt but I keep getting more and more new debt to offset my payments. Last week, the bank paid my freaking speeding ticket to keep me out of jail. Apparently they estimated that it was safer for me out here than a night in jail. How cool is that? 
 
 *Dude, you ca n't keep this up, something bad will happen. * 
 
 Stop being a pussy Frank, let me enjoy this. The bank is practicaly wiping my ass for me to make sure my shit is healthy. Look across the street, you see the 3 guys in black suit. They are there specially to make sure I'm out of harm's way. Look look... I take the steak knife and raise it to my neck and they're getting all tensed up. This is hillarious. 
 
 *Henry, you ca n't keep this up. I heard the bank blackbagged some people who pushed it too far, they're keeping them in underground cell doing menial work to control their health and keep them working at the same time* 
 
 Oh please, this is propaganda horseshit. They ca n't do this. Beside I make sure to keep enough debt to have round the clock protection but not enough to become a problem for the bank. 
 
 *Seems to me that you already are a problem Henry* 
 
 Will you relax. Hey listen to this, remember the low-life booky who gave us shit last year? Last week I walked up to him, passed his bodyguard and sucker punched his freaking face. It was glorious! 
 
 *WTF Henry? He'll kill you! * 
 
 That's the best part! The moment his bodyguard drew a knife, my 3 babysitters tackled him to the ground. The booky was pissed but he could n't do anything! 
 
 *What happened next? Surely he wo n't let this slide* 
 
 I dunno, he talked to my 3 babysitters but then he left. It's not like he can do anything. I told you dude, I'm untouchable! Maybe I'll break a few laws, see what happens. Rob a store, drink in public, do some late night voyeurism. Hey Frank, you think they would mind if I, you know... force myself on that hot chick from 2B, you know, the one with the killer ass and huge tits? 
 
 *DUDE! This is sick! You're talking about raping someone. What is wrong with you!?! * 
 
 Geez, sorrrrry. I did n't knew you were such a buzz kill. 
 
 *OK that's enough. I ca n't listen to you anymore. I'm going home. Try not to get kill will you? or worse rape someone! * 
 
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 *Good day Mr. Henry. * 
 
 Hey look who it is, my favorite sleezball booky. Came for a second round? Careful, my bodyguards are watching. 
 
 *Actually Mr Henry I came to discuss another matter. * 
 
 Well pull up a chair sleezball, how did you knew I'd be here anyway? 
 
 *Your friend Francis was generous enough to share your current location* 
 
 No way man, Frank's not a snitch 
 
 *Well he was n't at first but did you know that your friend Francis has an excellent credit history? The kind that does n't get you bank appointed guardian angels. After a few moments with Yuri here, he was much more talkative* 
 
 What?... What the hell did you to him? Is he dead?!? 
 
 *Not yet, he's in the trunk right behind me. I wo n't lie he's not doing very well. * 
 
 You can touch Frank but you ca n't touch me. You think I'm afraid of you? Hey Bank dudes! Where you at? Get your asses over here and protect me damn it. 
 
 *Unfortunatly Mr Henry the good people of GNB will no longer protect you from harm. You see, my boss bought your debt this morning so the bank could n't care less anymore about what happens to your sorry ass* 
 
 No way, the bank would n't do this, they love me, they need me 
 
 *Sorry Mr Henry, that is just not the case anymore. I however have a great interest in your near future. Please come with me and my fellow associates. * 
 
 No... NO! Bank dudes BANK DUDES! Come back! I want a new loan, I'll borrow anything, please come back! 
 
 *Enough waste of time Mr Henry. Yuri, please get Mr Henry in the car, now. *
