[ WP ] Humanity realizes the Universe is actually a simulation so out of spite it decides to concentrate its effort on messing with the civilization that does the simulation

“ The Afterlife, gentlemen, is a machine. 
 
 “ Its input is a human life of finite length, its output is binary. All of the questions of mechanisms, of a creator, of logistics- these are hardware considerations. They serve no greater purpose than to distract us from the logical necessity that objective ethical judgment must be handled by a decision engine of the most trivial type, and must be bound by the same laws. 
 
 “ Any system of logic contains a statement that is neither true nor false. Any decision engine has an input it can not process. Any computer can be broken. 
 
 “ Gentlemen, we are going to hack morality. ”
