[ WP ] God shows you 3 Doors . Door One leads to eternal happiness , Door Two leads to infinite knowledge . Then there is Door Three , and God has never opened it yet .

Jacob sat on a bench in a small, white room with his head in his hands. He tried to remember something important, but his mind was blank. Then Jacob tried to remember anything. He tried to remember is own name. Nothing. Jacob started getting frustrated. Where was he? How did he get here? 
 
 In front of Jacob two doors slid apart. “ I'm in an elevator! ” Jacob exclaimed. “ Wait, what's an elevator? ” 
 
 An angelic figure stood just outside the elevator door. He motioned to Jacob to follow. 
 
 Jacob got up while pressing his finger to his lips. “ I have a name, ” Jacob mumbled quietly under his breath. “ It is Jason. No, no, no. It is Jacob. That's it! I sell used cars. Wait, what's a car? ” 
 
 The angelic figure lead Jacob to a large ancient marble door. The angel reached up and gently lifted a brass knocker on the door. Three rap. Then a pause. Then the door creaked open slowly just enough for the angel to poke his head in through the doorway. 
 
 “ Sir, your, ahh, three o'clock is here. ” 
 
 “ Thank you Gabriel, please send him in. ” 
 
 The door opened wider, and a blast of warm white light enveloped Jacob. Jacob felt a peace that he had not felt since... well, since Jacob could remember, but we both know that was n't very long. 
 
 Jacob walked through the entryway toward a large, oak desk. A tall, bearded man with white robes sat at the other side of the desk. 
 
 “ Hello Jacob. My name is God. Do you know where you are? ” 
 
 “ No, ” Jacob said. 
 
 “ I see. Do you know why you are here? ” 
 
 “ No, not particularly. In fact, I think I am having trouble with my memory, you see... ” 
 
 “ Good, great. ” God interrupted. God smiled and gave a thumbs up to the Angelic figure at Jacob's side. “ Excellent work Gabriel as always. Thank you. You may go. ” 
 
 The angelic figure turned and exited the room, closing the large marble door behind him. 
 
 God got up and walked around the desk toward Jacob. God placed his hand on Jacob's back and motioned Jacob to walk down a corridor. “ Jacob, you are in a place called Heaven, and you have been chosen for a very special job. ” 
 
 “ I see, ” said Jacob. “ What job? ” 
 
 “ Well Jacob, ” God continued, “ Imagine for a moment that the universe is a very large and very complicated machine. Like any machine, the universe needs occasional maintenance. ” 
 
 “ OK. ” Jacob nodded. “ So, I am here to perform maintenance on the Universe? I am not sure I can do that, you see my memory is... What, what is a memory? ” 
 
 “ Yes of course. ” God interrupted again. “ This maintenance job is very simple. You just have to choose a door and walk through it. ” 
 
 “ Walk through a door? ” 
 
 “ Yes, you see those doors ahead? ” God asked rhetorically. “ Well, you must choose one and walk through it. ” 
 
 “ What does choosing a door have to do with maintenance of the Universe? ” 
 
 God paused and smiled. God hated it when the Humans asked questions. However, even God has rules t follow. God was required to answer Jacob's questions, and answer them truthfully. “ Well, as I said, the Universe is a very complicated machine. A sentient being must choose and pass through one of those doors at lease once every one thousand years. ” 
 
 “ What if no one passes through the doors every thousand years? ” 
 
 “ Difficult to say. It has never happened before. However, the Universe would eventually break down like any machine without proper maintenance. ”
