[ WP ] Science and Magic are merely opposite sides to which the pendulum of time swings . It has leaned for the past few centuries towards the Laws of Science but even now it begins to return ever faster back towards the Laws of Magic .

Apoun the maxima of scientific research, a great electrical engineering doctorate working in Lawrence Berkeley Lab stumbled on a strange book in the archives. `` Neurocognitively Controlled Additive Electrochemical Interfacing and Femto Scale Sequencing'' - Scottish Electrochemical Society, 1775 
 
 He opened the book cover only to reveal a dusty motherboard which emitted a faint irradiant glow. A supercapacitor began to charged with the high pitched tone an old disposable camera makes. The book vanished and the doctor felt something familiar. He had felt this feeling while playing tennis, sprinting the final lap on the track, or while on the verge of orgasm during sexual intercourse with his mistress. 
 
 He instantly knew what to do. With a wave of his hands, a grilled cheese sandwich apeared. Then he turned it into gold. Then he waved his hands and a rabbit appeared. The femtoelectromechanical device had given him `` magical'' powers. He now understood the old fables of magic and the plausibility of all the tales that had been denied by logic and reasoning. 
 
 Anything is possible. Everything is now explainable. There is only one thing to do now: prevent everything from being explainable less the discovery of magic be once again accredited. If others were to find this power, they may become greedy and the power would be dilluted or abused. 
 
 This was n't an isolated incident. All of a sudden `` magicians'' began popping out of nearly every scientific institution. Science stopped happening since these devices granted the users magic that shortcutted every motivation their lifelong works saught to discover. 
 
 Why research cancer when you can magically cure it? Why research solar efficiency when you can magically power a city? Why research chemistry when you can magically create any substance in any state or form? Science was essentially short circuited. 
 
 This could n't last long. When a magician passed away the device was forever lost and only a limited number of magicians came to be in this golden age of magic. 
 
 Few of the hot shot magicians actually stuck around on earth once they discovered callings outside of the planet. Some stayed to help others and became spiritual leaders. Eventually these people just pissed off so many others that people started to learn the basic scientific method again.
