[ WP ] You find an app that turns whatever you type into reality . However , auto-correct keeps getting in your way .

Brrrt. Brrrt. Brrrt. 
 
 I wake up and grab my phone, my nap cut short by my girlfriend spam texting me.'The fuck do you want?'' I say to myself as I open the messages. 
 
 `` Omg David you wo n't believe this.'' 
 
 `` W/e I text comes true.'' 
 
 The hell is she talking about? Did she smoke a laced cigarette or something? 
 
 `` You got ta see this.'' 
 
 I blink, and I'm in my girlfriends bed. Across town. We both scream as I flail and fall off of the bed while she bumps her head on the headboard. 
 
 `` See?!'' she says with a yelp after a pause. She slowly grins, looking at me with lust in her eyes. She slowly says the words as she types. 
 
 `` My..boyfriend... has... a... huge... dick. Send.'' 
 
 A massive grey and green duck pops into existence. I blink at it, not knowing if I should be astounded or scared of the four foot bird. It gives a soft quack before hopping on bed and snuggling into my side. 
 
 My girlfriend blinks. `` Not what I meant to type...''
