[ WP ] Your a bail bondsman . 3 am . Sunday morning . County jail . There to bail out 2 of your clients . Jesus and Saten have gotten drunk and disorderly again , are nursing black eyes and broken nose , asking you not to tell dad . `` This better be good . What did you boys do now ? ''

[ WP ] Your a bail bondsman. 3 am. Sunday morning. County jail. There to bail out 2 of your clients. Jesus and Saten have gotten drunk and disorderly again, are nursing black eyes and broken nose, asking you not to tell dad. `` This better be good. What did you boys do now?'' I asked. Saten turned his head to me and said `` I was just sick and tired of Jesus. He would n't stop making fun of our old man fer the way he spelled my name! So I kicked is monkey ass.'' Barely holding in his laughter Jesus replied. `` It's not my fault that drunk bastard does n't know how to spell Satan! ``.
