[ WP ] At age 18 you are required to go to city hall and have someone read you through a choose your own adventure style book of your life while you make the choices . The choices are permanent and will determine your life . You are the clerk reading the books .

You are the clerk who reads the CYOL books. 
 
 If you decide to quit your job and go on an adventure, go to line numbered 1. 
 If you decide to stay at your job and take fufillment in the careful enunciation of each word describing people's future destinies, go to line numbered 2. 
 
 1. Seeking excitement, you loudly proclaim that you quit your job, and intend to seek adventure. You decide to apply to a job dancing with polar bears while wearing naught with ice skates and a leather tunic. To see how this turns out, go to the line numbered 3 
 
 2. You carefully state each word in each book, and find the actual words lose meaning after a while. You grow increasingly tired, and dreams of ice skating and dangerous animals start to inhabit your mind. If you give in to temptation, go to line numbered 1. If you continue on this path, go to line numbered 4. 
 
 3. You get some near misses, and you almost die, but you sadly do n't get the job, as the job just does n't exist. Well. You could apply to a circus and be a clown, but that's not the same thing, is it, as much as some aspects are similar. You decide to apply for a job as a librarian. You could potentially read about dangerous acts then, since, hey, you have experience reading things, right? Go to line 5. 
 
 4. You find your mind dull, and your wits also dull. Everything is dull, dull, dull. You scream inwardly, but you are trapped in a dull job. You consider leaving ( if you do, line 1 is for you ), but you also realise you have tenure and job security in this job. You can not leave. You must n't leave. Too risky. Go to line 6. 
 
 5. You get an interview with the local library, and it all seems great. They say they'll'let you know the results after they've finished the interview phase', and they commend you for having prior experience in reading to young people, especially teens. Go to line 7. 
 
 6. Control. Safety. Hope. What Hope? you start giving false information to the children, these mere teenagers entering your domain. You are tired of living for other people, you wish to live, but you can not live. So you will ruin their lives. One doctor is to be told they're doomed to be a office clerk in a steel stockholder. One future supermodel with a tendency for poor decisions and dependency issues is encouraged to enter the porn industry. You are the master of their lives. DANCE, PUPPETS! DANCE! Go to line 8. 
 
 7. You're offered the job. If you take it, go to line 9. If you do n't, return to your job reading the CYOL books via Line 2. 
 
 8. You're caught. You did n't think there was no oversight, did you? You're to go to jail for extreme abuse of CYOL Reader authority. Go to Jail, do not pass Go. 
 
 9. You have a long and fufilling life reading books to kids, and recommending books. You're an admin, a helper, and a researcher. And you pretty much manipulate the currents of fate to change people's destinies with your actions. The end. 
 
 ( ( there would be more branches and more choices, but I'm at work and trying to actually work, but had to get this written down at least in this draft-like form )
