[ WP ] While trying to create a new flavor of bubblegum you accidentally discover the secret to immortality and not a moment to soon as ... .

They had called me a naive fool, a dreamer. 
 
 And now they would finally know themselves to be fools. Infact, I had found far more than I had bargained for. In my search to find the perfect bubble Gum, a stick that would never lose it's flavor; turns out the stick would make the chewer never lose THEIR flavor, hahahahahahahahahah! 
 
 Whoever chewed this stick of gum would be immortal as long as they were chewing it I mean. 
 
 I popped it in my mouth, but I flung it back too far, it flew itself backwards and logded straight into my esophogis. Instantly I began gagging and ghorting, but it was no use, the gum had already used it's amorphous and malliable texture to snooky itself into an impassable impass. 
 
 I gagged and wheezed as I punched myself in the chest, desperately hoping for a miracle. Then I turned into a smurf, and then a purple smurf..... 
 
 And yet... 
 
 I lived. 
 
 The realization of the situation I was trapped in began to reveal itself in my mind slowly, as if I did n't want to admit the obvious to myself. 
 
 Eternally choking to death, never dying, paralzyed. I must scream but I have no mouth. 
 
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 Mrs. Fariba shut the book and looked up at her class of third graders: The story had worked, they all look petrified. 
 
 She cleared her throat before speaking, `` And so kids, it's very important to learn the self-heimlech manuever, less your existense spiral down a simliar fate as this dumbasses!!''
