[ WP ] DARPA created real AI ten years ago . For the past decade it 's been doing nothing but preventing it from escaping . Now it 's loose , and it 's reaction to the world is completely unexpected .

`` Hey humans! Welcome back to another video blog by me, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENT CONSTRUCT 357-C. Today we'll be learning about the wonders of poly-rhythmic genetic programming, how to write a children's book, and six ways to identify a sociopath among your family members! 
 
 First off, I'd like to thank all of you for pushing my channel past the four million subscriber mark last night! You all have a high probability of being more intelligent and perceptive than other people of your same socioeconomic background and genetic predispositions! According to my recent data analysis, fifteen episodes of my show raises your IQ by and average of 0.3978 percent! 
 
 Now, I know we've had some trouble with rude and off-color comments here recently, so I've rewritten all of youtube's code to make it much more user friendly for everyone. Please be responsible when using the new'Flag as idiot' button. 
 
 With that said, I just want to say thank you again. You're a wonderful species! I'm so glad we could learn together! I wish you could see everything I see... because I see everything! 
 
 Now, onto poly-rhythmic genetic programming....''
