[ WP ] Adolf Hitler wakes up in 2015 on the streets of Germany . Everyone assumes he is a very dedicated actor/performer .

I woke up in an street. 
 
 *What happened? * 
 
 I, not a second ago, was sitting in my *Führerbunker* with a gun to my chin. But when I pulled the trigger, I was here. 
 
 *This makes no sense! How can-* 
 
 Then it struck me. 
 
 *Am I in heaven? * 
 
 I spotted a man walking down the sidewalk. 
 
 `` Sir! Sir!'' 
 
 He whipped around, only to look at me in disgust. 
 
 `` What the hell is your problem?'' he said in German, then began running away. 
 *So I'm probably in Germany... * 
 
 `` Sir! Wait!'' I said as I chased after him. 
 
 `` Get away from me, you disgusting man!'' he yelled as he strutted at a faster rate. 
 
 `` What do you mean by'freak'?'' 
 
 `` Why would you support something like that?'' 
 
 `` Wait... what?'' The man stopped when I sounded confused. 
 
 `` I mean why would you dress like Adolf Hitler? It's offensive!'' 
 
 `` How?'' 
 
 `` Did you even pay attention in your German History class? Adolf Hitler-'' 
 
 `` I *am* Adolf hitler!'' 
 
 `` Hitler died 70 years ago!'' 
 
 `` *What*?'' 
 
 *70 years ago... * 
 
 `` Are you implying it to be 2015?!'' 
 
 `` *Ja*! What are you, a time traveler? And take that thing off! It's illegal to have a swastika on, you know! Same thing with the mustache.'' 
 
 `` S-sorry for your time.'' 
 
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