[ WP ] A teenager from the 50s teams up with a modern-day teenager . Together , they fight crime .

`` Goddammit! Charlie get in here! You're going to attract unwanted attention'' yelled Kenny. Charlie quietly entered the building with a very nervous look on his face. `` Kenny, why are we here? This does n't look safe at all'' he said. `` Aw you 50's teenagers sure are a bunch of pussies! Grow a pair Charlie! I know you were frozen for all those years, but I'm sure your balls did n't shrink permanently'' Kenny replied. 
 
 They moved silently staying close to the shadows. `` I thought you said we were going to see'Leave it to Beaver''' whispered Charlie. `` Yeah this is'Leave it to Beavers Gentlemans Club' now keep quiet!'' said Kenny. He was getting aggravated, but the image of big titties kept him calm. They both managed to get back stage undetected. Charlie kept quiet when he saw the naked women. Kenny had on a huge grin. 
 
 All of a sudden one of the strippers came running back stage yelling, `` Oh no! Terrorists have entered the building. Run girls!!!.'' All the women began to panic. `` Fuck! Not now! I'm not done!'' exclaimed Kenny. He zipped up his pants and slapped Charlies big dumb 50's face. `` Get up dipshit! Duty calls!'' They both ran to the front of the strip club. Charlie pulled out his.357 magnum revolver and shot the terrorists in the face. The boys were hero's. Charlie got the key to the city and Kenny was awarded the coveted'free lap dances for life' coupon which he could redeem when he turned 18. 
 
 The End.
