[ WP ] Two people discover a fountain of youth . The problem is that upon drinking the water you turn back into an infant . The two decide to take turns raising each other in order to live forever until one day one of them decides to break this agreement .

`` Finally, we have discovered the fountain of youth! At long last eternal youth is wait, what does that placard say?'' 
 
 `` Whosoever drinks from this fountain shall be as they were from the beginning. So I guess we'll be babies if we drink it.'' 
 
 `` Well, let's take turns then, every thirty years one of us drinks, and then we raise each other. It's not what we thought, but we'll still live forever!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, that's an idea, but first we can bash our heads a bit with these fist sized rocks, because that is what I would rather do than raise a baby every thirty years. We should bottle it, and sell it to rich people who can afford to hire themselves a nanny. Then we'll be rich and can hire nannies for ourselves.'' 
 
 `` Oh, yeah that's a much better plan. I really do n't know where mine came from. I'm glad you have such a strong mind for business.'' 
 
 `` Besides, we both know I would drink first and then betray you when your turn came about.'' 
 
 `` You're kind of a bastard, are n't you?''
