[ WP ] In a world where anything and everything can be sold ( intelligence , memories , beauty ) . You have begun to sell something no one else has thought to sell .

`` Can you repeat that, sir?'' 
 
 I stared impatiently at the increasingly bright screen. A car wizzed by. 
 
 `` I said that I wish to sell my sense.'' 
 
 `` Please be more specific.'' This time it sounded like a real person... 
 
 `` I want to sell my common sense.'' That should be specific enough. 
 
 A man approuched from behind. Did he plan on using the machine? I paused before for a while. 
 
 `` Confirmation that you'want to sell my common sense.''' 
 
 It was very unsettling to hear it in my own voice... 
 
 `` If you're selling it, you did n't have any in the first place.'' 
 Why did he say that? 
 
 This somewhat comforted me though. I did n't want to respond, but since it was meant to be an insult i could n't help myself. 
 
 `` Yes,'' I said to thr screen then turning to the man, `` You see i plan on selling my life so i thought some dumbass could use the extra iq points.'' 
 
 I smiled waiting, almost a smirk, for his response but he only gave me a weird look. 
 
 `` Request complete.'' 
 
... 
 
 `` Guess he was the dumbass.'' 
 The man walks away leaving the empty shell behind. 
 
 Edit: For a meatier story.
