[ WP ] Start your story with `` I 'm a hero , here 's my card ''

`` I'm a hero, here's my card'' 
 
 I took the card out of his hand, and looked at it. Just a white paper with nothing on it...? Then I turned it around, and saw some text. I squinted in the dim light, trying to read what it read... it read `` I'm a hero, here's my card''. I looked up to the man, but he had stepped away. 
 
 `` I'm a hero, here's my card'' 
 
 I saw the man give a card to another passenger... He must be mad. Then the light flickered... And turned off. It was completely black, nothing could be seen. 
 
 `` I'm a hero, here's my card'' 
 
 The emergency lights came on. The dozen or so passengers of the small spacecraft were bathed in a red light. `` This is the transit ship operator speaking...'' Could be heard from the speakers `` There seems to be some kind of problems with our power systems, but rest assured we have safely docked and the doors will op...'' The speakers were cut off. Darn, these remotely operated ships, what the hell is going on? 
 
 `` I'm a hero here's my...'' `` PSSSHHHHHH''... The door opened, and in the doorway stood some kind of creature. There stood a creature, looked kind of like a duck, but the size of a horse and with red eyes. 
 
 `` It's hero time!'' The mad man said confidently and two pistols materialized in the mad man's hands. He immediately started shooting at the giant duck. `` PEW PEW PEW'' The giant duck was hit multiple times, glowing green blood was splashing everywhere but the giant duck did n't seem fazed. His eyes started glowing an intense red. `` TAKE COVER'' the madman yelled. `` ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP''! The madman jumped rolled under the laser, stood up, and again, started shooting at the giant duck. Then the giant ducks head exploded. 
 
 `` Darn space sucks'' the madman said, hid guns de-materialized just as quickly as they had appeared `` this station must be infested with them, It'll take a while to get rid of them all... but first... YOU'' He pointed to a man hiding behind one of the seats... He walked up to him pulled something out of his pocket and said... 
 
 `` I'm a hero, here's my card''
