[ WP ] `` The Empire '' spans galaxies and seeds planets with families , only to come back any number of millennia later and swallow these new civilizations wholesale to fight in its wars . Earth is next .

`` So... you plant humans on a planet, fuck off for a good number of millennia, and then come back and absorb them into the'Galactic Empire'?'' 
 
 `` Well... yes.'' 
 
 `` Why? that is completely idiotic. While we're on the topic of idiotic the designs of all your ships are stupid, with a very exposed bridge, the TIE fighters have wings that do nothing. Your AT-AT has crap all terrain abilitys, your guns are so inaccurate that a baby monkey with a machine gun could hit better than you, your armour can not defend against anything. If we do join you will have to go through a massive overhaul of your military.'' 
 
 `` Well... how do you, a planet that still uses kinetic weaponry know more about warfare than us, an empire that spans more that 120 thousand light years.'' 
 
 `` M8, we have been warring with each other for thousands of years. We probably know more about practicality in warfare than all of your generals. Let's look at your AT-AT, it is 22 meters tall, and what, 8 meters wide? That is extremely bad all terrain capabilitys. A bloody 20 degree angle to the fucking left side of the cunt would cause it to fall. It's weapons have a 60 degree firing arc. OUR TANKS HAVE 360 DEGREE FIRING ARCS!'' 
 
 
 `` I see what you mean, but 
 
 *sigh* 
 
 If you can convince the emperor to use these designs I will personally insure you get integrated into the 501st'' 

