[ WP ] You life has been an average one . You work , you travel . Until one day someone punches you in the face . They say that you are the final boss of their long quest .

His fist was meaty and well-toned, striking my cheek with unrivaled purpose. I stutter back and grab my face, lifting my other arm to shield myself. 
 
 `` Wh-why'd you hit me? What'd I do?!'' I yell at him, earning a quizzical look from the man. He lowers his fists into an idle stance. 
 
 `` I have been on a quest of grandeur and drama!'' The man beings, striking an impressive pose to match his words. 
 
 `` For twenty years now I have trekked through hell and back - empires have knelt before me and the Gods have given me their patronage.'' He flexes his impressive muscles. I'd be swoon if he had n't just jumped me and beat me in the face. 
 
 `` And it's all led to this final moment - this final chance encounter. This final etching in the stone wall: our final battle. You are the super villain of my story - I need to beat you in order to finish my quest.'' The lunatic reaches under his jacket and whips out an unreasonably long sword. I stagger back and duck when he swings, the blade sliding off a few locks of my hair. 
 
 `` Stop! Stop! I yield! Please!'' I dodge a second slice, my reflexes kicking in as I dodge swing after swing. He keeps pushing the attack, sending spittle everywhere as he yells out a war cry. 
 
 I lift my arms up during one of his jabs, letting it go right under one of my armpits. In that moment I dash forward and knee him in his groin, grabbing at the blade as his hand shoot down towards his package. 
 
 He backhands me with his free hand, sending me sprawling onto my back. I skitter back and tip over a desk, grabbing a metal meter stick from it and awkwardly thrusting it forwards as he swings down. I kick my feet at his shins as he winds up for another swing, and I desperately flail the ruler at him as he misses another swing. 
 
 `` Just.. stay.. still!'' He yells, planting a firm boot down on my tummy. I wiggle and squirm under him as he lifts the blade to finish me off. 
 
 `` W-wait! I did n't.. uhm.. tell you m-my master plan yet! You'll never know what I was g-going to do if.. if you kill me!'' His eyes widen and he growls, leaning down to grab me and pick me up. I grab his arm and yank myself up to meet him, slamming the tip of the ruler straight into his eye socket. Crimson blood splatters all over me as he whips his head back and screams, the sword dropping as his hands shoot up to the wound. I kick his feet out from under him and scamper back, grabbing his sword and stabbing at him randomly from my prone position. He puts up a brief resistance before the blade finds his throat. 
 
 Panting and covered in blood, I throw the blade aside and push myself up to my knees. My eyes drift to the side windows and see my co-worker's astonished faces, some of them rushing in to help me after being seen. I fall face-first, my vision fading to black.
