[ WP ] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg , but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading , `` level 18 cooking required to use object '' .

Damn i think it's broken again. 
 
 `` hey mark...'' 
 
 `` What is it Bob?'' 
 
 `` it says i'm not 18 cooking but i just got 99 last week'' 
 
 `` yeah I saw you paying your mom to cook for you, you know account sharing's against the rules so i deleveled you.'' 
 
 Fucking **Mod** Mark ( as he wants everyone to call him ). He's made every appliance in this damn apartment need a `` level''. I'd leave this hell hole if i was n't broke and this was going for so cheap. They say WOW ( World of winchester ) has some nice looking apartments this year but i ca n't afford them on my wage. 
 
 `` You deleveled me? Mark i do n't want to play your shitty game, can i just get some breakfast.'' 
 
 `` There's always some cabbage for level 1's like yourself Bob'' 
 
 `` You know what fuck you and fuck your game, i'm quitting'' 
 
 `` How many time have i heard that Bob? I'll see you tonight'' 
 
 `` Keep your shitty rune estate Mark, it'll be the last you see of me''. 
 
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 `` Hey Mark, can i just give it one more go?''
