[ WP ] Eating paste , crayons , or some other non-food item can grant limited superpowers , but most kids are shamed out of these bad habits before the powers fully develop .

I've seen my parents watch these television shows. An absentminded individual letting all of their worries go in the fumes being created in their battered living room. While in the making, they are enclosed in their house, windows shut, all suited up, ensuring that their cover does n't get leaked by the smell of their clothes. 
 
 I do n't like to compare myself to those people, as I am only nine. But I am a pretty smart child, knowing the benefits of eating my own concoctions I have created in my playroom closet. The one that only I know about and what lays within. 
 My bookcase filled with Dr. Seuss books and normal activities kids should be doing leans against the closet door. Inside, tupperware containers containing my own home remedy: crayon paste, are found. 
 
 Home remedy for what, you may ask? Developing superpowers. Depending on the color of crayon that I choose to consume, a superpower I would like to develop in my teen years comes with, as long as I continue to spoon it into my mouth each and every day. Of course I pick the blue crayons. Blue like the never-ending bright sky, stretched above in the daylight. The fact that I could be flying in just a few years amazes me. 
 
 I hope Dr. Seuss has my back, because if he blows my cover, I am not ready to face my teen years without the ability to fly. I'm also not ready to spend them grounded, as that would n't be too good, either.
