[ WP ] Aliens have been observing Earth . And they 've come to the conclusion that humans are completely and incurably insane . They begin to use Earth as an insane asylum .

I'm a social worker. For alien inmates -- but I see them less as prisoners and more as immigrants or refugees. 
 
 It all started a few years ago when small meteorite structures randomly started to impact earth; most were about 7-8 feet long, with some outliers. Governments swarmed to the crash sites, sending swaths of scientists and military personal to analyze the crap out of everything. When the aliens would pop out of their pods, everybody would freak out and round them up. Pretty soon an international holding place for the new visitors was built, and all the aliens have since then been sent there. 
 
 As soon as they could, every agency imaginable was trying to conduct interviews on these guys to figure out why they came here. Did they want a trade agreement? Share technological advances? Declare war? Turns out, just about every alien had the same story: The officials of their worlds had labeled our planet insane were using us as an intergalactic loony bin. 
 
 The thing was, most of the newcomers were completely normal, at least to us. Some of them had committed some pretty brutal crimes, to be sure, but the majority had apparently been only branded `` mentally challenged'' by their native psychoanalysts. But even then, almost all of them acted like the best of us. World leaders decided to let them mingle with humans as a social experiment, which is where I come in. I just keep regular checkups on the lives of a fraction of our new inhabitants. 
 
 Nothing huge happened after they were let out ( the safe ones, since we got a decent influx of hardened criminals. We kept them locked up ). Social media blew up, but it explodes at the mere drop of a pen if it has something to do with what people like. And people liked these aliens because they basically melded right into human culture in no time. They talk like us, interact like us; they're smarter and more polite than most of us -- there's virtually *nothing* wrong with them, save the occasional Jackass-esque stunt, for which I blame social media ( let's face it, a lot of people on the Internet do and promote stupid shit ). 
 
 Nothing's really changed except that we've an international prison and a bunch of walking, talking human-sized invertebrates in the work force. And considering what's been in sci-fi cartoons and movies, even *that* stuff's not new to us. 
 
 It really just makes me wonder what kind of uptight assholes we have as neighbors in this universe.
