[ WP ] Write the constitution for a small colony of post-apocolyptic survivors

Lord Alan's Proclamations for Lasting Peace 
 
 I. Murder is bad. It was before the end, it still is. 
 
 Amendment 1 ) Yes, even if they tried to eat your arm. 
 
 II. Do n't eat people's arms. Seriously, I've no idea why you guys are so fixated on them. 
 
 Amendment 2 ) This applies to legs as well. 
 
 Amendment 3 ) Eww, Frank. That's disgusting. Yes, this applies to that too. 
 
 III. Shirley is not'the enemy'. 
 
 
 IV. Lord Alan is lord, and you must n't question that. 
 
 Amendment 4 ) Unless you want to call me Khan. That sounds cooler. 
 
 Amendment 5 ) ~~Captain Sexy is acceptable under certain circumstances.~~ Captain Sexy is unacceptable if you're Frank. 
 
 V. Creepy cults are banned. We do n't need to start worshipping any death gods, that never goes well. 
 
 Amendment 6 ) Frank is not a death god, but I do n't see why you'd want to worship him anyway. 
 
 
 [ *The below were added at later dates* ] 
 
 
 VI. Contact with the Outside is not permitted. 
 
 VII. People's food is there own. You may not take people's food. 
 
 Amendment 7 ) Lord Alan/Captain Sexy may take your food under certain circumstances. 
 
 
 [ *The below were added at later dates* ] 
 
 
 VIII. Questioning Lord Alan allows for flexibility regarding article I. 
 
 IX. The constitution only applies to North-Districters. South-Districters are granted no protection. 
 
 X. Shirley may not be the enemy, but South-Districters are. 
 
 
 
 
 

