[ WP ] One day I came into work and found a cookie mysteriously placed on my desk

Day 1 
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 One day I came into work and found a cookie mysteriously placed on my desk. Annoyed at the crumbs beautifying my workspace, I look up and ask whose cookie it was but I get no resolution. Just the same replies. 
 
 `` Hmm... Dunno...'' 
 
 `` Was n't there when I walked in...'' 
 
 I sigh and use a tissue to pick up the cookie off my desk. Probably unhygenic to touch it without knowing where it came from. I locate the nearest bin and deposit the cookie into it without a second thought. I return to my table, retrieve my work laptop from my bag and go on with my day. 
 
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 Hooman stares at me dubiously. I stare back. Cookie form not compromised. 
 
 Hooman should eat cookie soon. Hooman need cookie inside. Other `` cookie'' have entered their Hooman. Hooman Imperative Operation live now. Must enter Hooman. 
 
 Hooman speak from mouth, asking where cookie from. 
 
 Hooman show dis... dis... *HHuejjufh*. Hooman show dis... *guuste* 
 
 Hooman carry mee. I feel white clothe on cookie skin. Hooman about to eat, I think. 
 
 Hooman moves now. I move to, in Hooman *blueenhef* 
 
 Hooman throw me in *thurriemmn* 
 
 Disguuste 
 
 *HHuejjufh hunngn ttyehr lolg* 
 
 *lokkgm emgime yyyrthy mer* 
 
 Disguuste 
 
 Must try again tomorrow. Hooman must eat cookie.
