[ WP ] In the middle of a vast desert there is a single , shiny black skyscraper . What is in it and why is it there ?

`` Sigfried!'' 
 
 `` Yes, Doctor Nefarious?'' 
 
 `` I requested an evil layer, did I not?'' 
 
 `` Yes sir, you did. We thought that an imposing black skyscraper would be appropriate.'' 
 
 `` Well, you've got the imagery right, I'll give you that. But how the hell is Captain Fortuitous supposed to fall into my deathtrap when he ca n't make it here? You put us in the middle of the Sahara!'' 
 
 `` Deathtrap, sir? I thought the point was to avoid Captain Fortuitous finding us?'' 
 
 `` I did n't import these Australian drop bears for nothing, Sigfried! And how is putting a big shiny black skyscraper in the Sahara going to hide us? You can see this thing on Google Maps! And what if I want to get a new lab coat? Do you realize how much that shipping is going to cost? Does FedEx even deliver to the Sahara?'' 
 
 `` We could always use the stealth jet, sir.'' 
 
 `` Sigfried, I think you're missing the point here. Do I have to use the jet every time we need groceries? I've got 78 henchmen to feed...'' 
 
 `` 76, sir, the drop bears ate # 42 and # 67.'' 
 
 `` Well, that'll help with grocery costs, at least...'' 
 
 ``... Quite so, sir.'' 
 
 `` Sigfried, you're crying again...'' 
 
 `` You just do n't appreciate the work I do for you!'' 
 
 `` No, no, Sigfried, it's ok. I could never find another henchman to replace you. All the other henchmen do n't even have names. Literally. No, we've been through too much together. Remember that time we had The Badger strung up over the lava pit?'' 
 
 `` In the Eyjafjallajökull base, sir?'' 
 
 `` Yea, that volcano base. Trust the Icelandic to come up with a name eviler than anything we ever could... *sigh* That was a good base.'' 
 
 `` Doctor, I could look into another volcano if you'd like. We still have some funds left from the Wall Street Plan.'' 
 
 `` No, no, Sigfried, you know what, we can make this base work. We'll just have to get creative. Is there any chance you could bring me a glass of water?'' 
 
 `` Oh. Sir, I was going to tell you this at a better time, but the water and plumbing is n't quite done yet. The desalinization plant is running, but we've got about another 200 miles of pipeline to construct to get it here.'' 
 
 `` You know what Sigfried, you really need to involve me more in the planning process.''
