[ WP ] Write the most elaborate , over-dramatic , and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I 'll want to punch you

Every morning I wake up and go down the stairs and trip over my son ’ s wrestling toys. For some reason he plays with them right at the bottom of the stairs and keeps them there. We bought him the special ring and playsets and everything, but he continues to play at the bottom of the stairs. 
 
 He has all the classic wrestlers, from Hulk Hogan to the Undertaker to Kane. He loves them. Sometimes he even runs around the house in his underwear. One time I had to keep him from suplexing the cat. 
 
 Finally one day I asked him why he had to play at the bottom of the stairs, when he had whole rooms. He could play on the couch or outside or on his bed. He could make even bigger jumps from the top rope. Not just the bottom stair. 
 
 He said “ It ’ s one small step for man, but one giant leap for Mankind. ” 

