[ WP ] A new adult errotic novel is sweeping the nation . House wives everywhere are obsessing over it . You see it in a book store and decide to open to a random page , just to see what it 's all about . The title : Fiddy Shades of Grey .

Laronea gripped her lover's oil-slickened, well-muscled arm tightly. He looked down at her with his steely-grey eyes. She did n't see love in his eyes, but then again, she was n't looking for love. There was a lustful twinkle in his eye; a burning hunger she yearned to quench. 
 
 She felt a primal moan escape her as he slid his other arm expertly around her naked waist and pulled her closer to him. He pressed her against the hardened muscles of his chest -- so close that she could smell the hardy musk of his body. *This is what a man should smell like, * she thought to herself. 
 
 He squeezed tighter, and tighter, until Laronea felt like he was going to crush her against his chest. She let out another small moan as she scraped her long, slender fingers against his back. Then, he released his powerful grip, slowly. Craning her head up, she kissed him passionately. 
 
 As their mouths parted, he kissed his way towards her ear. She wiggled playfully in his arms. As his lips reached her ear, he whispered ever so slowly -- `` So I'm gon na need about tree-fiddy.'' 
 
 That's when Laronea realized that this man, was in fact, not her lover Shakako, but a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. She said `` Damnit monster, get out of here! I just gave you tree-fiddy last week!'' 
 
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 I closed the book and read the cover once more. It did n't read `` Fiddy Shades of Grey'' as I had thought, but `` ( Tree ) Fiddy Shades of Grey.''
