[ TT ] A group of bandits are holding up your town bank . You start to suspect that they do n't actually have guns and are just pointing their fingers under their coats .

`` I'm afraid I ca n't do that,'' said the clerk, blinking in surprise. 
 
 `` AND WHY THE HELL NOT?'' roared the bandit, gesturing his concealed weapon suggestively. 
 
 `` Well... because this is clearly all a joke...'' 
 
 The bandit hesitated, then snorted in mock laughter, `` You doubting my weapon boy? You really think I would just barge in here and rob a bank without packing heat?'' 
 
 `` Well not to put the blame on you specifically, but yeah I think that's what you guys were going for.'' 
 
 The bandit looked around, and smiled nervously, `` haha son! It's just you and me here, and these fine people of course.'' 
 
 `` But... you're clearly three kids in a trenchcoat...'' 
 
 The bandit shook internally at that, as though there was some sort of angry rearrangement of his internal organs. `` Kids in a.... mister - do we look like we're joking around here? Just fork over the cash bankman!'' 
 
 `` But.... I ca n't. This is n't a bank, this is a library. I can give you some of our books if you want to borrow them.'' 
 
 The little bandits looked around and suddenly became aware of the people throwing them dirty shushing glances. The top one lowered his voice and tried to seek a way out: `` Can we just leave then?'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry.... you guys do n't actually exist. None of us do. This is just a story.'' 
 
 And with a puff of illogic the whole universe collapsed in on itself and vanished.
