[ WP ] When someone dies , they are visited by an avatar of Death , a personification of the means of death . You are about to die in a very stupid way .

The platypus lands belly-first in the passenger seat. 
 
 `` Hey, kid. You probably should n't keep driving down that road''. 
 
 `` Hehehe, a talbinb pladeeboos''. Yeah, I'm wasted. 
 
 `` No, seriously. I'm gon na give you a chance simply because I absolutely hate when you people make me look this stupid.'' 
 
 Well, maybe you would n't look stupid if you just tried not being a talking platypus on a convertible. 
 
 `` Yah man need to cheel out. See? Am chillin' in ma caaaaaaar''. 
 
 `` My God, you're dumb. You know what? Go ahead. Get yourself killed. I do n't care.'' 
 
 It disappears. 
 
 `` Whoah. Deeze pills're sum good shit.'' 
 
 I've seen a lot of crazy things when I'm high, but never a talking platypus. I think... 
 
 I turn to see if that spot in the seat. Is there something there? Did it poop in my car? 
 
 My foot is still in the pedal. As I lean to watch for poop, it slams the pedal and I go head first in a ravine. Lucky me, I was n't wearing the seatbelt. I hate the idea of getting trapped in my car. 
 
 So, I get propelled out the car, breaking half of my face, and land on four inches of water. And there it is. The platypus. Well, a platypus, I'm not sure if it's the same. I land belly first on top of it. It squirms, struggles, and finally I feel something piercing my chest. 
 
 Did you know that platypuses are venomous? Because I just found out. IT's not lethal, but it can be pretty incapacitating. Add that on top of the broken head, and I'm pretty much out. 
 
 There are four inches of water, but that's more than enough when you ca n't get up. It fills my lungs and slowly I lose consciousness... 
 
 And then, I wake up, laying in the same water. And there it is, the platypus. This time I'm sure it's the same. 
 
 `` Happy now, kid?''. 
 
 The high pretty much faded, but I'm still dazed and confused. And seeing talking platypuses. 
 
 `` What... what happened?''. 
 
 `` You got yourself killed, that's what. And now I have to take you to the next step, by looking like this. Thank you. You have no idea how happy you make me.'' 
 
 `` So... I'm going to heaven?''. 
 
 `` No. Neither heaven, nor hell nor reincarnation. You'll find out.'' 
 
 He starts floating and shining. Man, that shit is too strong. 
 
 `` Here, kid. Grab my tail, I'll take you.''
