[ WP ] God 's best lawyers have to find a loophole in Satan 's contract for a soul .

OK OK OK OK OK.. 
 
 First: How did he get the soul? 
 
 `` We do n't know.'' 
 
 We do n't know?! Jesus Christ! 
 
 `` Yes?'' 
 
 Did you know about this? No idea? OK.. haha well we're on the same page there. I'm saying we approach it one of two ways. The fine print says `` all angels and mankind shall have a soul'' that's it. That's all we put in there. 
 
 SO... If he's arguing that he has his own soul. We're going to have to say that no, he does n't. He was n't born a human so he did n't get one that way. He relinquished his right to be an angel therein surrendering his rights to a soul. 
 
 Furthermore he ca n't ever really say his life began because he only ever established official residency in both Heaven and Hell. Places only `` dead'' or otherwise `` non-living'' entities reside. 
 
 `` Bu... but here's the real kicker. What if he's got someone else's soul? Like Mrs. Raddigan down on 348th and Elvis rd in New York. What if he got her soul?'' 
 
 No No, it's good I've got a plan for that too. If he has someone ELSE'S soul we'll say that soul does n't qualify for Heaven. 
 
 `` Even if it WAS little Mrs Raddigan? She's practically an Angel already.'' 
 
 ESPECIALLY if it was someone like her! Do n't you get it? That would just help set precedence that if you sell your soul to the Devil you're going to hell and he's going to be there with you. 
 
 `` Is this gon na work?'' 
 
 I have no idea. They have hell team down there.
