[ CW ] Write a short story with compelling dialogue without telling us who is saying what .

`` I can ’ t believe the doctor still couldn ’ t see if it ’ s a boy or a girl.'' 
 
 `` Me neither. I want to pick the name already.'' 
 
 `` Me too. How about Adolf if it ’ s a boy?'' 
 
 `` Seriously? I hate that name. Reminds me of Hitler.'' 
 
 `` Hm, okay… Can we go with Joseph?'' 
 
 `` Stalin.'' 
 
 `` What about him?'' 
 
 `` His name is Joseph. Joseph Stalin. Bad guy. Don ’ t want that for my kid.'' 
 
 `` Couldn ’ t you think of the Joseph from the bible, the good guy?'' 
 
 `` Not my fault.'' 
 
 `` Why the hell did I marry a historian?'' 
 
 `` Oh, come on. If the baby is a girl we could name her Jasmine. What do you think?'' 
 
 `` You ’ re kidding right?'' 
 
 `` What ’ s wrong with it? It ’ s a good girl name.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, like Jasmine Woods was really a good girl. And a good girlfriend for you, right?'' 
 
 `` Fine. Let ’ s go with Danielle.'' 
 
 `` Also your ex!'' 
 
 `` Damn, do you keep a list of my exes names?'' 
 
 `` In a weird way, I ’ m a historian too.'' 
 
 `` Why the hell did I marry the jealous girlfriend?'' 
 
 `` …'' 
 
 `` …'' 
 
 `` Bin.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we could go with that.'' 
 
 `` Really? You have a problem with Joseph and not with Bin?'' 
 
 `` Why would I?'' 
 
 `` Bin as in Bin Laden.'' 
 
 `` His real first name is Osama. I think Bin is cool.'' 
 
 `` I was joking.'' 
 
 `` I like it though.'' 
 
 `` You know what? Let ’ s just go with James and Mary like everybody else does.'' 
 
 `` I had a girlfriend named Mary in kindergarden.'' 
 
 `` Damn!''
