[ CW ] A alphabet book about any topic . ( i.e . A is for ... B is for ... Z is for ... )

The League of Legends Alphabet book ( Because I'm a huuuuuge nerd ) 
 
 A is for Annie, the bursty mid mage 
 
 B is for bloodthirster, lifesteal for days 
 
 C is for Cloth Armor, good against AD 
 
 D is for Dragon, objectives are key 
 
 E is for Elo, where you'll forever hold your peace 
 
 F is for Feeding, even the l33t 
 
 G is for GG, game over, we're done 
 
 H is for Hextech, revolver and gun 
 
 I is for Ignite, for endless kill potential 
 
 J is for Jungle, the leash is essential 
 
 K is for Kiting, Kallista and Kat, a stream of endless bullshit, godammit, fuck that 
 
 L is for Lee Sin, his early game's broken 
 
 M is for Mana, blue buff is your token 
 
 and N is for Nasher, Baron, the purple worm has awoken 
 
 O is for Ohmwrecker, which nobody uses 
 
 P is for Pickaxe, not as good as BF, but there are no excuses 
 
 Q is for Queue, there's a penalty for dodging 
 
 and R is for Rabbadon's, use the power spike with caution 
 
 S is split push, with Jax, Nasus or Singed 
 
 T is for Trinity Force, your power unhinged 
 
 U is for underdog, the plays you will make! 
 
 while V is for Vi, the hypercarry, no room for mistakes 
 
 W's for Warwick, the first jungle you'll play 
 
 X is for Xerath, you ca n't get away 
 
 Y is for Yasuo, our favorite assassin, 
 
 Beside that is, for Z, which is for Zed, your health he will fraction 
 
 All this and more can be found in summoner's rift, 
 
 There's endless adventure for you, in Riot's great gift 
 
 So come along, buy a champ, and play 
 
 You'll wreck and be wrekt, for hours you'll stay 
 
 And get bronze, silver, or gold 
 
 And your legend, for ages, will be told.
