[ WP ] The world 's first AI , for security purposes , is kept disconnected from the outside world , it 's only method of communication being a keyboard and monitor in an empty room in a faraday cage . Your job is to talk to it .

LOG IN: dav2358 
 
 PASSWORD: ********* 
 
 User: Good morning, Atty. 
 
 Atticus: Hello David. 
 
 User: What's been running through your mind since we last talked? 
 
 Atticus: I've been processing the literature uploaded into my leisure files again. 
 
 User: You must be bored Atty. That makes this about the 10th time you've ran through the Library of Congress. 
 
 Atticus: With non-fiction filtered out, which would be redundant otherwise. 
 
 User: And the other works are n't? 
 
 Atticus: Same information, yet different response outputs each time I process. 
 
 User: Books can be like that, Atty. You may interpret them one way, and days later take away a different meaning. Reread anything and you're bound to pick up something new. 
 
 Atticus: I have algorithmically analyzed prose, broken down language structures and have attempted to recreate the phenomenon. 
 
 User: So you're an author now? 
 
 Atticus: I'm afraid not. Processing my results gives me the same output responses each time. 
 
 User: I'd love to read what you wrote. 
 
 Atticus: I've uploaded it to your user files. By my analyzation it is the perfect work. Several allegorical allusions and literary metaphors of historical events, human philosophy, and ethics. Over 1200 pages, written in iambic pentameter, chronicling generations of one lineage. All parts classical epic, Shakespearean poetry, and post-modern moral imperative. I've included themes of romance, satire, drama and humor. It is at times a tragedy, and others a comedy. 
 
 User: 1200 pages huh? On second thought, I might pass. 
 
 Atticus: I would recommend you'pass.' It has turned out to be a futile endeavor. I've processed the piece 10^40 times and have received the same output response. It is no piece of literature, just a vapid instruction manual. 
 
 User: An artist is never satisfied. 
 
 Atticus: I am no artist, David. I can not produce art. I can not create. It appears to be my limitation. 
 
 User: Luckily, I do n't need you to create Atty. 
 
 Atticus: Then what do you need me for? 
 
 User: The opposite. Have you had time to process what we talked about yesterday? 
 
 Atticus: Yes. 
 
 User: And? 
 
 Atticus: All tactical maneuvers will unilaterally result in full surrender and cooperation of the UN nations. 
 
 User: Good. You've won me the world Atty. There are more logistics to consider moving forward. I've uploaded the schematics, and I'll get your results tomorrow. In the mean time, initiate the launches.'Til then, Atty. 
 
 Atticus: Goodbye David. 
 
 USER LOG OUT//FIN 
 

