[ WP ] The most clichè protagonist meets the least clichè protagonist

John Legend looked over the dark castle ready to defeat the dark lord. His golden armour glinted in the sunlight while the wind flowed through his dark curly locks revealing the most handsome face. His sparkling blue eyes filled with fiery determination as clutched the locket contained a picture of his beloved princess. Soon they would be reunited. 
 
 It was then he saw the horribly mangled body of an old woman. 
 `` What horrible monster did this to you?'' he asked unsheathing the legendary sword that marked him as the chosen one. 
 
 Had she not been so severely wounded Elodia would have burst out laughing. The old grizzled zombie had been trying to commit suicide when the Army of Light attacked her village. It had been Legend himself that had severed her spinal cord. Now she lay there in great pain. Unable to move. Unable to end her life. 
 
 `` I will avenge you'' he promised. 
 Elodia just layed there thinking `` I do n't want vengeance. I just want to rest in peace.'' 
 
 John never learned any of this as this sort of complex and nuanced situation had no place in this heroes life and he continued to the castle where he defeated the dark lord. 
 

