[ WP ] All deities are resurrected for one night without any of their abilities . This night happens to be Halloween . They must persuade the entire populace if they are to live longer ...

`` I've got it! we'll throw a party!'' 
 
 `` Damn it Bacchus, the last thing we need is for you to get drunk again! Besides how in the hell is that going to fix our situation?'' Jesus's sudden scorn made the hotel banquet hall grow a little quieter. 
 
 `` No! I think he might be onto something.'' Odin bellowed as he poured himself a mug of ale from a cask belonging to, well, one of the god's of alcohol. 
 
 Downing his mug Odin continued, `` We do n't have to convince everyone, just a substantial portion of those we see, right?'' 
 
 The hall hummed with small affirmations of the reality which everyone was aware. 
 
 `` So what's your point *O-DIN*'' King Neptune begrudgingly questioned as he stood from his seat. The man was perpetually wet, actually looked rather sweaty from a distance. He was wearing a towel wrapped around his waist that one of the hotel maids handed him from her cart that he had passed on his way in. 
 
 `` My point is this,'' Odin stated filling up his mug again `` We have a feast an-'' 
 
 `` A debauchery!'' Bacchus interrupted. 
 
 `` Shut up you drunk!'' Anubis shouted, `` Continue Odin'' 
 
 `` And... we get as many people in here as we can. Get them nice and drunk and then badabing badaboom it will be easy to convince them we're gods... or *practically* gods.'' The look on Odin's face was nothing less than smug, or maybe the early stages of drunk. He pulled and ale horn from his trousers and began filling that up instead. 
 
 `` What's badaboom? I do n't know what that is.'' Joseph Smith stated from his seat in the corner. 
 
 `` *Does n't surprise me*'' Loki said under his breath as he passed Joseph Smith to fill his own ale horn. 
 
 `` What was that, Loki? I missed it.... Loki?'' Joseph Smith said as Loki continued to walk away. 
 
 Spinning on his heels and backpedaling Loki grinned, `` Well badaboom, is kinda a big thing.'' 
 
 `` What thing?'' Joseph Smith asked 
 
 `` Its own thing, and its fairly large.'' Loki smirked as he filled up his Horn. 
 
 `` Badaboom? A Big Badaboom?'' Joseph Smith 
 
 `` Yeah, but you're not pronouncing it right, you have to stress the da, like you're yawning. Daaaaa.'' Loki announced with a stern and serious face to Joseph Smith as he walked over to Jesus and Thor. Jesus and Thor were arm in arm with tears streaming down their faces in a silent half gasping laugh. 
 
 `` Badaaaaboom. Big Badaaaabooom'' Joseph Smith tried practicing. 
 
 The Hall burst out into roaring laughter. 
 
 ``... Perfect'' Loki said with approval. 
 
 `` I ca n't believe he has n't seen the movie.'' Jesus whispered to Thor. 
 
 `` There's only so much you can do in 24 hours.'' Anubis said empathetically. `` Which brings me to a very SERIOUS question.'' 
 
 The hall quieted down. 
 
 `` If we're to convince MOST of the people we see that we're deities returned, how are we going to do that *now*? All together we've seen a few thousand just getting everyone into this banquet hall.'' Anubis finished as Loki walked by to sit and chat with his old friend Neptune. 
 
 The hall murmured for a short amount of time. 
 
 `` I have it!'' Shouted King Neptune, `` We use blindfolds!'' 
 
 `` He's right,'' Loki added with glee, `` If we ca n't see them then they ca n't be added to the count.'' 
 
 Anubis looked less than thrilled, `` So we wander around blind folded and invite random strangers to a party?'' 
 
 ``... Yup'' King Neptune said flat faced. 
 
 `` And what of the drink? Most of it is gone, someone will have to acquire more.'' Anubis was visibly irritated now. 
 
 `` I vote Bacchus and Joseph Smith!'' Loki said evenly. 
 
 `` Why *me*? knowing you its one of your stupid jokes again!'' Joseph Smith said, a little cherry faced. 
 
 Loki finished his horn of ale and stood, `` Now now, hear me out. We all know you can be trusted to get the job done, of that I have no fear. However, Bacchus can be trusted to get the good stuff, none of that Miller Light crap. I mean if we need to get people drunk to convince them we're gods, then we need to get them *DRUNK*. Steel Reserve type stuff, Bacchus can handle that, but you, we need you to make sure he does n't wander into a frat house.'' 
 
 `` Fine, I'll do it this ONE time.'' Joseph Smith said begrudgingly. 
 
 `` Its Settled then! We have work to do!'' Anubis cried out. The Hall was a wave of commotion all at once with gods hurrying to tie blind folds to each others faces with ripped cloth from their garments. Loki wandered over to the ale casks where Jesus and Thor were amusedly watching a visibly drunk Odin stumble out of the banquet hall blindfolded and arms out stretched. Jesus grinned as Loki joined them at the casks. 
 
 `` Do you think this plan will work?'' Thor asked Loki. 
 
 `` Oh hell no.'' Loki said smiling as he watched Joseph Smith rush out of the hall chasing an un-blindfolded Bacchus. `` Its just a bit of fun, only fun I'll get until next Halloween.'' 

