[ WP ] Werewolves are badass . Druids can transform into gigantic bears . Some shapeshift into feline beasts . And then there 's you ... a wereotter . You attend a support group for cuddly were-beasts .

`` I hate being a wereotter!'' You exclaim with all the venom of a wererattlesnake. `` So I can swim in a river, so what? A thousand people can do that too, even when they're not animals.'' 
 
 Terrance, the enormous, red haired and heavily muscled weremouse laughs. `` Oh, yeah? Well at least you can still pick stuff up with your paws. When I shift I'm so small a work boot looks like a frigging mountain.'' 
 
 Grudgingly you have to admit you do have it better than Terrance, you can defend yourself in the water with your agility, speed and rudder-like tail while all Terrance can do is shift back, which potentially would n't work so well space-wise. 
 
 Blond haired Christina, a dormouse shifter, sighs. `` I miss Africa, there's hardly any of my kind here. You guys can meet others of your kind as easy as going to a club, but I ca n't. I'm not going to date a woman whose instincts might say, `` Eat me.'' if we're shifted at the same time.'' 
 
 Counselor Sam, a sparrowshifter, waved them down. `` Okay, we can deal with relationships and emotions next time, goodnight.'' 
 
 Terrance gets up from your right, Christina your left and they walk out chatting about rodent things. You get up too, there's a stream nearby and you need some time to clear your head before going home.
