[ WP ] A guy is being followed by a squirrel . Every few steps he turns around and yells at it . Each time he tries to walk off , the squirrel resumes following him : `` ERIK THIS THE LAST TIME I HELP YOU TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN ''

It was just a normal cloudy day in south London, I was walking down an empty street when suddenly I heard a voice echo across the street. 
 
 `` ERIK THIS IS THE LAST TIME YOU MUG. LAST FUCKING TIME I HELP YOU TURN BACK INTO A HUMAN.'' 
 
 I looked over and saw a fairly regular looking geezer. He was about 6'7, wearing fairly normal clothes, looked around 20 years old. I tried to find who he was talking to. There was nobody, except a small, almost unnoticable squirrel following him. 
 
 This could n't be real could it? I decided to follow him out of the sheer curiosity. He was probably drunk, or high, or both as a matter of fact. The squirrel did however follow him step by step. 
 
 I followed him for around five minutes, every few seconds he yelled at the squirrel. `` Eric you absolute fucking mug'' or `` Eric you cunt'' or `` Eric you're such a focking pillock.'' 
 
 The man and his companion entered an abandoned house, the ones which all the kids from around the block called a haunted house and dared people to enter in it. We mostly thought just druggies lived there. 
 
 I followed the man into the empty creepy house, as soon as I entered everything got darker and everything felt heavier. 
 
 `` Hop in mate.'' I heard the tall man say. He opened a peculiar looking tube, in which the squirrel actually jumped in. Then a giant clock I had n't noticed before started counting down in red numbers `` 10... 9...'' as it got to 1, the man pressed a few buttons and an actual human popped out of the tube. 
 
 `` Thanks a bunch mate I swear this is the last time, i'll take down to the pub later tonight yea?'' 
 
 He was smaller than the first guy, really small, I think he was around 5 feet tall. As I was looking at them I did n't realise they were looking back at me. 
 
 `` Oi mate what the fuck you looking at?'' 
 
 I started running and running until I was a few blocks away, I signaled a cab, hopped in and fucked right off. 
 
 
 

