[ WP ] A story where the protagonist is a pretty decent individual by most accounts , but is DESPISED by the narrator .

This is the story of a man named Jacob. A decent man he is, in his early thirtys with a husband, two kids named Stacy, the older sister and John, the little brother. Jacob works a respectable job as an IT person where he sits at his desk each day fiddling around with the code for his company's website. A good man who always finds time to be with his kids and attend events, loving husband, and owning a nice house in a suburb of Washington. 
 
 A decent guy, a modest guy, and so... So... BORING. I can not tell you how many years I spent narrating this guy's life and absolutely NOTHING of merit happens to the guy! For god's sake he even helps old ladies cross the street! Why if I was capable of dying from boredom I would've long since done it by now! This guy's life is just too perfect, where's the action, the suspense, the drama? Hell I'd even settle for a slight altercation at this point. 
 
 This Jacob guy, the nerve of him! Enjoying the good while I'm stuck here in limbo narrating this guy's existence from now until he dies and does n't even give me the common decency to at least make his life interesting! I do n't know what's worse, narrating over this guy or the fact that if it was my life I'd shake up this tit's drudgery... The endless torment of not even being able to try! 
 
 The fuckwit can not even so much as late to a football game and of course his family adores him even though he does n't deserve such affection. It's my personal pet theory he brainwashed this unrelated family and his coworkers into liking him. That or with money. 
 
... FMUL
