[ WP ] You are scrolling through r/WritingPrompts , when this very prompt catches your attention . Intrigued by it 's meta nature , you debate with yourself whether or not you 'll write about it .

Self, give me one good reason not to write in response to this brilliantly original prompt. 
 
 *K, how about this: you just ate Five Guys, you can barely function without going into a food coma, and you're at work. * 
 
 Pffft, work. I'd laugh about that, but I'm typing in the first person and putting down `` lol'' in these circumstances should justifiably get me, uh... I do n't know... 
 
 *Circumcised? * 
 
 I'm already circumcised. 
 
 *Get your typing hand smashed in a machine shop punch press? * 
 
 That's more like it. 
 
 *Well, you're already typing, so my previous objections are no longer relevant. You've proven you can write and work that burger baby through at the same time. Congratulations, you're multitasking! * 
 
 Wow, yeah. Almost makes me want to start doing real work, then I'd *really* be multitasking. 
 
 *Hey, hey, slow down there, hoss... *
