[ WP ] In the Harry Potter universe , the year is 2016 and the wizards and witches have discovered the Internet which has lead to the emergence of an entire new branch of magic . Dark times are coming as d @ Rkl0rd_005 begins a reign of terror unlike anything seen before .

She walked down the street holding the jailbroken phone, scanning for the unusual UHF frequency. Music blaring through her earphones as she drowned out the distractions before she found what she was looking for. She dressed like a muggle, wearing jeans, sneakers and a T-Shirt with tiny text written on it that read, `` Nosy little fucker, are n't you?'' 
 
'Hey, guys?' she spoke into the microphone.'I think I've figured out how our little edgy bastard's attacking other hackers with the Imperio virus. He's using the 52Hz Whale!' 
 
'And precisely, what the hell is that?' Styx asked. 
 
'52Hz is the nickname given to this whale which had really fucked up vocal chords that were too low for other whales to hear,' Rabbit said.'It wanders the oceans, alone, calling out to other whales to join him.' 
 
'Man, that was just fucking depressing,' Styx grumbled. 
 
'It's also the nickname given to an NSA honeypot used as a recruitment tool,' Jade, the girl on the street, said.'Hackers would find some unusual shit on the net, they'd get curious then the NSA would catch them. `` Work for us or go to jail'' and shit.' 
 
'So, Dark Lord is tricking Muggles into accessing his system then using a computer virus to cast the Imperius?' Rabbit asked.'Do n't try anything, Jade.' 
 
'Too late,' Jade said.'I already know where it is. If I figure out how the virus works can we turn his set-up into a Portkey?' 
 
 Styx just gave a cruel laugh.'Yeah, drop him off in the middle of the Auror's Office... or the Atlantic ocean!' 
 
'Just do n't go Ahab on this whale,' Rabbit warned.'We ca n't have you fork over all your money before killing yourself like those other hackers.' 
 
 The hackers got to work, using virtual machines to study any attack software on DL's system, deconstructing it and preparing their own version. Jade made sure she was safe when she completed each step of the hunt for the whale. 
 
 Soon, she was on her last step. She had found the server for Dark Lord's 52Hz and was ready to breach the network's Wi-Fi when the short, green goblin walked out in front of the bush. 
 
'I need to get out more,' he grumbled as he crouched down.'These Muggles will think I'm a gangrenous dwarf.' 
 
'Why *are* you green, anyway?' Jade asked.'Normal goblins are the same color as humans.' 
 
'Fucked if I know,' he shrugged as he pulled out an SD card.'Here's the Portkey spell. I mean, I trust Weasley and all but the Ministry is too backwards to help us. He can only get a `` Misuse of Muggle Artifacts'' charge...' 
 
'So we need to take him out,' Jade said as she took the card.'So, you here for my safety?' 
 
'Yeah, to slap you when you go under,' Styx said as he pulled out a bottle of firewhiskey. 
 
'Keep in mind I'm an Occlumens,; Jade reprimanded him. 
 
'You going to upload that or what?' 
 
'Just did,' Jade said as she looked around the system.'He's about to find out who his latest victim is and...' 
 
 The sound of a large popping could be heard inside the building as the entire server rack, desktop and user were suddenly warped out of the building.'And lo and behold,' Styx said with a smile.'To be honest, I decided not to dump him into the ocean. I went somewhere weird like the Nevada desert. Come on, we're adding our own final step to 52Hz - that way, we can possibly recruit hackers or troll them hard.'
