[ WP ] You did n't board a lifeboat during the sinking of the Titanic , instead you slipped into the icy waters below and somehow got frozen in a block of ice , keeping you alive while your in a sleep like state . 100 years have passed and scientists have thawed you out .

I slowly awake and look around blankly. Something constantly beeps on the near side of the room, as a man in a white coat walks in. 
 
 Doctor: `` It's amazing that your alive. You've been frozen for the better half of a century.'' 
 
 Me: `` What are you talking about?'' 
 
 Doctor: `` Its belived that you were on the Titanic, and in some miraculous way, you froze while in the water. Though we're still trying to figure out how.'' 
 
 Me: ``... Am I going to be okay?'' 
 
 Doctor: `` Well I'd like to say yes, but there is one complication.'' 
 
 Me: `` Complication?'' 
 
 Doctor: `` I regret to inform you, but the shrinkage is permanent...'' 
 
 Me: `` Doc, let me die...'' 
 
 -Fin- 

