[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

As we look upon the male teenager, we see that he is nervous to approach the female. After much encouragement of others in his pack, he proceeds. Slowly walking toward the fertile beast his mind ponders of what to say. He reaches his target. The female glances up and glances back down again. She seems to be holding and looking at a contraption that is more mesmerizing than the potential mate. The male starts to open his mouth slowly as if to speak. I HAVE A BOYFRIEND she shrieks -- We've seen this before, as it seems to be the primary defense mechanism of the female. The boy is startled but has seemed to default towards the initial females much larger friend.
