[ WP ] A hundred years after nuclear fall out ravaged the world of most of human life , several cults still manage to survive because of their great ancestors : Google , Disney , and oddly , Cards Against Humanity .

`` SOUND THE ALARM! SOUND THE ALARM! THEY'RE COMING!'' 
 
 `` BATTLE STATIONS! BATTLE STATIONS!'' 
 
 `` MAN THE WALLS! TONIGHT MY BROTHERS, WE STRIKE A BLOW OF EPIC PROPORTIONS AGAINST OUR FOES!'' 
 
 `` MAY MICKEY GUIDE OUR HANDS TO THE HEARTS OF THESE HERETICS!'' 
 
 The Castle was indeed a formidable position from which to defend. King Bubba and his subjects were a force to be reckoned with, and they sure were n't going down without a fight. 
 
 `` Oh lord of the intrawebs, lend us your blessing so that we may partake in the greeeeat search!'' 
 
 `` High Priest, it's buffering...'' 
 
 `` Just give it a moment, these silver-screens take time.'' 
 
 `` Aha, there we go!'' 
 
 The wielder of the screen typed in a query as his peers chanted the name of their sacred lord. 
 
 `` GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE GOOGLE!'' 
 
 `` IT IS DONE!'' 
 
 `` STATE THY QUERY!'' 
 
 `` HOW DO WE KILL PEOPLE GOOD OH GOOGLE?!'' 
 
 `` GOOGLE HOO AH AH!'' 
 
 `` What does it say?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know, I ca n't read.'' 
 
 `` DAMN YOU ILLITERACY!'' 
 
 `` We should probably ask the carders.'' 
 
 `` That is a good suggestion high priest.'' 
 
 The high priest stumbled over to the gathering of Anti-Humans who were busily conducting their own pre-battle rituals. 
 
 `` Hey, uh, guys? You can read right?'' 
 
 One of the hooded figures nodded. 
 
 `` Since we're allies and everything... do you think you could... you know, lend us a hand?'' 
 
 The figure that nodded pulled out a deck of cards. 
 
 `` Ugh, not this again.'' 
 
 One of the carders motioned for silence. And gazing deep into the words that lay before him, he spoke. 
 
 `` WHAT DO N'T I DO ON A FIRST DATE?!'' 
 
 The high priest sighed as another figure took out a different set of cards, and repeated the process. 
 
 `` TAKE HEROINE AND CRAP ALL OVER THE CARPET WHILST FROTHING AT THE MOUTH?!'' 
 
 `` HAHAHHAH!'' The figures laughed in unison. 
 
 `` Hmmmm, you speak wise words Card Czar, maybe it IS time to launch our assault.'' The high priest really did n't know what was going on, but he had learnt to avoid confrontation with these a nutjobs a while back. `` Well, it is settled then, gather your men, we shall end this feud once and for all.'' 
 
 That REALLY excited the carders, they were hungry for the blood of the Disney folk, and the High Priest knew it. The screaming and yelling began sporadically, until it reached a war cacophony sure to put the fear into the inhabitants of the great theme-park. 
 
 `` PIE IN THE SKY!'' 
 
 `` PRAISE GOOGLE!'' 
 
 `` I SMELL LIKE TOILET PAPER!'' 
 
 `` HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOODCHUCK CHUCK?!'' 
 
 `` I LIKE BIG BUTS AND I CAN NOT LIE!''
