[ WP ] You stand in shackles before the king . `` You have angered the gods for the last time ! '' his high priest declares . Stubborn as you ever are , you look to the sky and defiantly reply , `` Prove it . ''

So there I was, kneeling before the King and the kingdom High Priest to answer for my crimes. Or to be more precise, `` crime.'' The single act was apparently so heinous that warranted death by hanging, but since the King was merciful, he allowed me to stand before him in chains and try to convince him of my innocence. 
 
 The King on his throne looked down at me. 
 
 `` Why, boy? Why did you do it?'' 
 
 I'm not sure whether I missed a seminar or a brochure or something, but I seriously do n't understand why this is such a big deal. I said one word, alright? It was n't even a swear word, or blasphemous as far as I know, but it was enough for everyone to flip out and have me dragged to the dungeons. You people are blowing this way out of proportion. 
 
 `` Look man, I'm sorry but I do n't understand why it's such a bad word.'' 
 
 The High Priest leapt out of his chair. 
 
 `` Cease your treachery! You have angered the gods for the last time!'' 
 
 Now, I'm not known for my good judgment, but I decided to double down. Go big or go home, right? The king was pretty cool ( he showed up at my barbecue last summer ) but I was getting real tired of this blowhard high priest guy. Let's see him put his money where his mouth is. 
 
 `` Oh yeah, big guy? Prove it!'' 
 
 The king glanced at the high priest, who was doing a thousand-yard stare into the distance. 
 
 `` Oh boy, you've gone and done it now.'' 
 
 I heard a rumbling noise in the distance. The room started to shake violently. The king's court screamed and tried to make a mad dash for the exit. Suddenly, a massive fist crashed through the palace ceiling, and a booming voice rang out: 
 
 *'' IF YOU DO N'T START PRONOUNCING'GIF' CORRECTLY, THERE'S GON NA BE SOME ETERNAL CONSEQUENCES. `` * 
 
 Shit.
