[ WP ] You receive an email from a Nigerian Prince and ignore it . Turns out this is the one time it 's actually legit and your co-worker becomes a millionaire

At first, I called Steve every word in the dictionary that could be used to describe him as an idiot, I even called him an idgit in front of Sarah just to impress her with the knowledge I gained from watching Supernatural, the show she liked. After the initial laugh, it was followed by frowning, and even more frowning. By the time Steve explained everything that had happened to him, my face was stuck with a permanent frown. 
 
 Later into that month, I was still stuck in the same job, and I had seen that Steve was turning the million he got, into even more millions. To say I was furious would be an understatement, so I decided that maybe I should try and respond to the Nigerian prince if I got another email. I decided to make another email and sign up on trashy sites that did nothing but give your email out to spammers. It took a week but eventually I got the Nigerian prince email and with a grin on my face, I took the bet and gave out my banking information. I left work happy, went home, played video games for a couple hours, and then went to sleep comfortable. 
 
 I awoke like any other day, except that I decided to take a drive out to the bank in the morning instead of going into work. With a smile on my face, I walked to the ATM near my bank, and typed my pin away, and that grin turned into another frown. My banking account empty, my savings empty, my stomach empty. Just when i thought I could n't become even more enranged I saw a black Mercedes Benz roll up next to the parking lot next to my car, and the face I saw explained everything. 
 
 It was Steve and he was smiling. He looked at me with a huge grin and said `` gotcha buddy'', and he laughed. I asked him what was so funny and he said that he was the Nigerian prince who sent out the email to me. He then flashed a suitcase and winked at me. `` Do n't worry buddy, it's all in here''. He got out of his car, and handed me the suitcase, `` no harm done right buddy,'' as he continued with a huge grin he looked and told me, `` turn that frown upside down!''. Steve was right, I needed to loosen up and smile. So i did the only thing that could happen that would make me smile. I gave Steve a handshake, and then knock him to the floor, and began beating on him while he kept attempting to say, `` it was just a joke'', while choking on his own blood. I then grabbed the suitcase and decided that this would be the finishing touch and I slammed it on his face, and started smiling and eventually laughing. As the cops came towards me, I looked into the lifeless body of Steve and told him `` instead of keeping that flashlight open on the gap between the buildings and letting me walk safely on the beams, you turned it off when I was halfway across it.''
