[ WP ] Write the break-up between two immortals

The universe was full of infinite stars that dotted the many galaxies and nebulae. Two giant stars orbited a supermassive black hole in what was known as UXZ-477. Space dust of beautiful colors littered this two-starred solar system. 
 
 `` I ca n't go on like this anymore.'' Boomed one of the stars, a dark red giant, seemingly loud enough for the entire galaxy to hear. 
 
 `` What do *mean* you ca n't go on like this?'' said the other star, a dull blue supergiant, clearly upset. `` We've been together for twelve *billion* zygon orbits! And now you suddenly ca n't go on?!'' 
 
 `` See, this is *why! *'' said the red star in a tone of impatience. `` We've been together for *fifteen and a HALF* billion zygon orbits!'' 
 
 `` *Weeeell soooooooorryyyyyyyy*!'' said the blue star mockingly. `` I did n't know I was supposed to keep count!'' 
 
 `` OF-COURSE-YOU'RE-SUPPOSED-TO-KEEP-COUNT!!!'' said the star, quickly. 
 
 `` I lost count after the first billion orbits!'' said the other star, angrily. 
 
 `` *Well! *'' said the red star, apparently furious, `` I never want to see you again!'' 
 
 `` Well good luck with that!'' yelled the blue star. `` I was in this galaxy first, I'm not leaving!'' 
 
 `` WHAT?!'' screamed the red star in surprise. `` I was here EONS before you were!'' 
 
 `` No you *were n't! *'' argued the blue star. 
 
 `` PROVE IT!'' challenged the red star. 
 
 `` Oh yeah!?'' 
 
 `` YEAH!'' 
 
 `` I know I was here before you because the first time I saw you, your star-core was burning a beautiful pink and I watched and waited for what seemed like eternity until you had formed enough to speak to me!'' The words came out all at once. The red star could only stare in shock. `` And when I heard you for the first time I knew,'' he said, blue molten star tears rushing along his surface, `` I knew that I wanted to be with you for the rest of my infinite life!'' 
 
 There was a hushed silence in the seemingly tense vacuum. The red star's surface bubbled a hot pinkish explosion that suggested she was blushing. `` You.. remember that?'' she asked with a shy smile, looking away. 
 
 `` Of course I remember.'' said the blue star calmly. `` It was the best relative galactic orbit of my star-life.'' They gazed at each other, both radiating a bright ethereal light. 
 
 `` Ooooh.. *Cro'zhen! *'' cooed the bright red star. 
 
 `` Ooh.. *Novlina! *'' cooed the shining blue star. 
 
 `` Let's never fight again!'' they said in dreamy unison. Their sudden attraction to each other started to bring them closer. Suddenly, the blue and the red star were drawn to each other by an even stronger force, asteroids and planets began to be haphazardly thrown about the galaxy in their disrupted orbits, the red and blue stars began to merge and their radiant glow morphed into a vibrant purple. The two had become one, forged by the most powerful force in the universe. 
 
 Love. 
 

