[ FF ] Free Write

`` We will die soon if we do n't make it'', said the commander of the Moronian vessel as he rubbed his gelatinous face with his tentacled appendages. 
 
 Their race had traveled the universe for centuries following the stellar trail of high frequency radio waves that were always a sure sign of intelligent life. And intelligent life meant nourishment. 
 
 `` Commander, we've traced the trail back to a small blue planet in the Milky Way quadrant. It should only take us 3 minutes to arrive - then we can begin feeding.'' 
 
 `` Excellent'', said the commander. `` Prepare the infantry!'' 
 
 As the blinding blue blur of the ship slowed to a halt next to the small blue planet, they infantry began beaming down to land. 
 
 On the ground, you could hear the clanking sound of spurs hitting the ground as the town ran out into the streets, `` Look Sherrif, look! What the hell is that? ``, one of the people exclaimed. The sheriff just took off his dirty brown hat and looked up in awe as the Moronian troops descended around him. 
 
 `` Commander, we have trouble.'' one of the the troops radioed back, `` there is no food!'' 
 
 `` But, the radio waves???,'' the Commander said in desperation, `` the movies, the radio shows, what happened? We can not survive without their audio dialogue!'' 
 
 The Navigator's head slumped, `` I'm sorry Commander, we've overshot the landing by more than a century.'' 
 
 
 
 

