[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

Sarah came into the kitchen holding, held out her left hand, and examined it thoughtfully for a moment before slowly turning it over so that her palm faced upwards and continuing to examine it some more. `` What up Sarah? You feelin' ok there buddy?'' Sarah looked up at Uncle Frank. Her pupils were the size of diner plates. `` Uncle Frank, I think I'm dead.'' Uncle Frank's mind began to race. She could n't have. He should n't have. She did! She had just ingested 1000ug of high quality LSD laced into two gummy bears. Dancing Bears the Dead Heads called them. `` Sweetie, come into the living room. You're not dead. Do n't know, just flow. You know what I'm saying? Just groove there on the sofa for a minute. I have to go down to the basement to grab something.'' `` I feel like a big balloon!'' Uncle Frank climbed down the stairs and rummaged through his brother's record crates. Shit, he better still have it. Bingo. Frank ran back up the stairs and put the record on the turntable. Music began to come out of the high-fi. `` What is this weird music, Uncle Frank?'' `` That's Dick's Picks Volume 8, sweetheart. Try to relax and focus on Jerry's guitar.'' `` Who's Jerry?'' `` Do n't ask so many questions, kid. Just try to feel the music.'' *One hour later* `` Uncle Frank, did you know that everything is connected?'' `` I sure do, kid. I sure do.''
