[ WP ] Your life depends on absorbing `` time '' from other organisms , and when your internal clock hits zero minutes , you die . One day , you realize that you can store more than 24 hours in your internal clock if you absorb time from humans .

`` One ticket to Beijing, please.'' 
 
 I am overjoyed with emotion as I plan to fly from my homeland of Sweden to Beijing. Why? You see, I was born with a *condition* where I need to have a certain amount of time, which I can absorb from those within 10 km of me. If I'm in the wilderness, I die within 24 hours. If there's no one dying within 10 km, I have to rely on wild animals that I kill and raid for time, and with all the fucking EU bureaucracy around hunting and fishing I'm getting tired of it. 
 
 So I'm going to spend a week in China, near their largest prison. Why? 
 
 1 ) I've always wanted to see the Great Wall. 
 
 2 ) Cultural experiences look good on Facebook and dating sites. 
 
 3 ) Between executions, female abortions, and the slaughter of ducks, dogs, pigs, and God-knows-what, China is abundant with time that'll go to waste without me. My visa cleared last night, so I'm off.
