[ WP ] You are a dog who is trying to kill its master , but the family 's cat stops you at every turn .

OK honestly, I have to mention this now. This is not a story, but an inkling of my bewilderment leaking into cyberspace. Just yesterday I was wondering `` what if dogs were pretending to be our friends to kill us, and they hate cats because they save us?'' And today this appears. So you may be wondering: `` who does this delusional idiot on the internet think he is? Just *one* strange coincidence, and he's freaking out!'' But this has been going on for years! I wonder how a friend is doing... Oooo! Looky there, a call, from said friend. In the car with my sister:'*I'm really feeling tacos right now*' sister then claims we should get tacos. Hmm, when is that YouTube channel going to upload the next video in the series. Ta-Da! That night! Hmmm... Minecraft should add horses, and maybe ropes to bind them to fences and stuff. Wow! Horses in the weekly snapshot! Hey! I've got an idea for a book! Oh you mean this obscure book from 20 years before you were born. WHAT. /rant 
 
 Sorry
