[ WP ] Your kid is going through a dinosaur phase . You 're letting them dig around in the yard when you notice they 've actually found something , and it 's not a dinosaur bone .

Simon had been playing for about an hour in the front yard, digging small holes, crowing about worms he found. `` look daddy, a wormosaurus''. Typical kid stuff. 
 
 I'd only stepped into the kitchen to make some coffee, and did n't notice he'd moved to the front yard. 
 
 `` Daddy, Daddy, look what I found....I think it's a T-Rex leg''. 
 
 I turned around, and sweat beaded my brow. 
 
 `` Thats, thats.. nothing son...... just put it back and cover it over and we'll go out for some food'' 
 
 `` Yay!'' he replied and dashed back to the yard. 
 
 `` Christ'' I thought to myself, `` that was a close one, I'll have to bury my wife deeper when he's at kindergarten.'' 

