[ WP ] Dumbeldore just hired Geralt to kill the monsters in the Forbidden Forest . Hermoine leads the Monsters Rights Activist group who are protesting this .

`` Huh.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Well, that sure was something, was n't it? M'am?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` You're mad, are n't you?'' 
 
 `` Of course I am.'' 
 
 ``... Wait, you are technically of age, right?'' 
 
 `` Technic- I've already graduated Hogwarts, you twit!'' 
 
 `` I see. Well, I'll just go tell the old man that the monsters have been... relocated then.'' 
 
 `` Thank you.'' 
 
 `` You're welcome, miss.'' 
 
 There's a knock at the door. 
 
 `` Hermione! The door's locked! Is something wrong?! *Alohomora*!'' 
 
 The puff of yellow swishes through a coppery knob. With a swish, the little wooden door swings wide open, unveiling a sight that should not have been seen in the eyes of any scratchy-throated Weasely man. 
 
 Or rather, any `` happily'' married man. 
 
 On the bed, there laid a Witcher. Naked. With the man's wife beside him. 
 
 `` Oh for fook's sake.'' 
 
 `` This... err, it's not what it looks like?'' 
 
 `` Get the hell out of my house.'' 
 
 **Romance card unlocked! ** 
 
 ( Edit: Removed an apostrophe somewhere. )
