[ WP ] In a world where you gain the power of the object you were previously killed with . You were killed by a falling coconut

Urban legends would have you believe that a hundred fifty people per year are killed by falling coconuts, making them more deadly than sharks. That's complete rubbish, by the way. The coconut bit, I mean. Sharks really *aren't* that deadly, when you get down to it. There's been only a few documented cases of death by coconut, and I was lucky enough to be one of them. 
 
 At first, you know, I was a touch embarrassed by it. That's the first thing they ask you, mind. `` Oh, I was in a car wreck, very gorey. Family was horrified, had to have a closed casket. But at least I've got a top speed of a hundred and twenty per hour, now. What about you, then?'' And I just sort of shrugged my shoulders, like you do, shuffled my feet a bit, and mumbled, `` Falling coconut.'' 
 
 I expected laughter, but instead I got a round of applause, a deafening chorus of cheers, and then endured several minutes of vigorous hand-shaking. 
 
 `` You'll do well here,'' they told me. 
 
 Seems there's a dearth of pina coladas in the afterlife. No coconuts anywhere; you'd think someone would've managed to get that sorted by now, but so far they've just had to rely on whatever poor bloke managed to get himself offed by one. 
 
 It's not so bad, really. I get invited to all the best parties. Then there's the cruise ships. They're always clamouring after me like those vampires at the blood banks. Except instead of a good, fresh batch of O negative, they just want me to wiggle my fingers and pop a bit of coconut into their rum drinks. 
 
 Got a nice place here, all done up fancy what with all the cash I'm pulling in, considering my high-demand parlour trick. I do more than all right. I do n't even have to pay bar tabs, so long as I whip up a bottle of coconut rum for the bartender. 
 
 So when it comes down to it, I guess you could say I've been fairly lucky. Ca n't really complain. But... I *am* beginning to hate the smell.
