[ WP ] The gods play a practical joke on their followers for just one day . Allah , Buddha , Jesus , the Hindu gods and the Greek gods and goddesses took part .

A Friday, the Almighty academy had just let out for the weekend. A group of students, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Zeus, Hera and Shiva were sharing the cheapest appetizers on the menu at the local diner'the holy grail' anticipating the arrival of Brahma and Vishnu. Zeus and Hera were already on their third nectar by the time the two arrived, Vishnu carrying what looked like a shoe-box under his arm. 
 
 Jesus: What took so long? I thought you had finished with creating the earth, the sky and the heavens already Brahma? 
 
 Brahma: Well I did but Vishnu here felt the need to be super delicate bringing it over here 
 
 Vishnu: Well I am supposed to be the preserver are n't I? 
 
 Buddha: Let us release our tensions. 
 
 Allah: He's right, how are we gon na have fun with this! 
 
 Shiva: Lets destroy them all 
 
 Jesus: No, no, no, you've got ta tone it down Shiva. Lets just prank them a bit. What if I went down, did a few miracles, told them I was the son of god... and then just never came back! 
 
 Allah: Hahaha. I like that. But do you think they'll buy that son of god thing? Maybe if we just went for being a prophet? 
 
 Zeus: Screw that! Lets just disguise ourselves as small animals and get girls pregnant 
 
 Hera: Zeus! How dare you? 
 
 Brahma: Ya Zeus, I'd rather just let Shiva destroy my creation before letting you weirdly violate them... 
 
 Buddha: Argument, does not lead to truth, but only to diluted perceptions 
 
 Allah: Buddha is right! Lets all go just do our own thing. Everyone gets what they want. Hands in. Ready? 1,2,3... 
 
 All: Break! 
 

