[ WP ] Everytime you sneeze , you find yourself displaced in time up to a week from when it happened . A terrible bout of sneezes has put you in a peculiar scenario .

With each sneeze the world around me became blurry and imperceptible, this had happened before so I remained relatively calm. 
 I only knew where I was after the sneeze had fully stopped, often my surroundings and would n't reappear until the tingle had left my nose. It always placed me back to where I was a week previously, give or take a few hours. Oddly I never travelled back when I was sleeping. Except maybe this time. The sneezes had n't stopped, the first few were normal and the expected disorientation had kicked in, but after the fifth I actually started to panic, I could n't see anything, not even the sickening blur of the world reshaping around me. 
 The darkness got even darker as I kept sneezing, i lost count somewhere around ten. This could n't be good, I had tried so hard to keep from sneezing in my daily life, I was constantly on medication to suppress allergies, I had cleared any form of powdery substance from my house and had almost perfected a technique for'cancelling' a sneeze. It was n't pleasant but it involved always carrying a hip flask of whisky and a handkerchief. 
 But the sneezes came regardless of the efforts I made. They would always throw me back in time, at first I was terrified, but after realising it was only a week I had to relive, they became less of a nightmare and more of a burden, it meant I could retry a few things, tweek the past in tiny ways. On more than one occasion I've actually travelled back on purpose, huffing a handful of pepper did the trick, but as it turns out, time is n't that simple. 
 You see, I've come to realise that all existence is fluid, mess with time even just a little and it will settle into a new comfortable status quo, often having consequences you could never have foreseen. 
 For instance, being the greedy corruptible human I am, I decided to go back and pick the winning lottery numbers, but when the time came round to the draw, they had changed. It was n't until someone I loved got hurt that I saw how fickle this could all be, but that's a story for another time. 
 
 I'm more than a little shaken as the tingle from my nose, worse than ever, starts to subside. My surroundings snap back into focus with a searing white light, the hum of distant chatter fills my ears as i wipe this tears from my leaking eyes. 
 `` Are you alright sir?'' 
 A bright lady, dressed in white and blue, a nurse, leaning down over me, apparently my legs had given out during the journey here. 
 `` Sir do you need medical assistance?'' She said a little louder. 
 `` I'm not deaf, I'm okay,'' I replied rather curtly. 
 She wandered off down the hallway with a look of distaste on her face, I probably should n't have been so rude, but I'm still trying to gather my senses. 
 Suddenly a shock of terror hits me so hard in the chest I feel like I've just walked into a speeding car, maybe I do need that medical assistance. The realisation sends me faint, if I could have seen myself I'd have seen the blood drain instantly from my face. 
 `` I've never been here before'' 
 I almost blacked out, before pulling myself from the floor, scanning around me I was definitely in a hospital. Good, I thought to myself, I might need it soon. 
 I had never travelled back to a place I had n't been before, I had always re-inhabited my own body at a place and time in my own past. I was sure I had never been to this hospital before. 
 Before I could think on it anymore I was almost knocked over by a stretcher with a screaming pregnant lady on it, a man holding her hand and a team of doctors and nurses hurrying the soon to be parents into a sterile room. 
 I did a full on double take at the young couple and managed to utter a couple of words before fully collapsing, this time letting go and giving in to the weight of the situation. 
 `` Mum... Dad?'' 
 
 
 
 -- - rest to follow -- - 
 

