[ WP ] Our character accidentally completed an occultist ritual and summons a powerful archdemon . Being a good person however and with the demon requesting a task , they opt for more mundane requests than their new servant is used to .

`` Oh shit I did it again. STEVE GET THE FOOD'' 
 At the old mans words a young boy rushes into the room with a bucket of carrots in one hand and potatoes in another, he did n't even bother to look at the flaming figure standing across the room before he scurried off again. 
 
 The old man looked towards the demon, who had chosen to take the form of the sorcerers wife burning in anguish. 
 
 `` Knock that off!'' Barked the man, whacking the demon with a newspaper until it chose the much more pleasant form of an eight legged horse. 
 
 `` This is what's going to happen. I ca n't get rid of you until you do my bidding. Take that knife and start chopping some of those veggies, there's a couple dozen homeless folk who would have seen the flash from your summoning who are going to want some dinner.'' 
 
 At this the demon finally broke it's silence, by it's pained screech was quickly cut off by another swing from the man's now smouldering paper. 
 
 `` Shut up, if you did n't want to do this kind of thing you guys should n't have made your summoning ritual so catchy. You're the third demon this week for god's sake!''
