[ WP ] [ High Fantasy ] You are a dragon who failed to be a dragon

The only knight I ever killed was on accident. I choked on him and the force of my coughing him out sent him tumbling over a cliff. I tried to chew but his armor was thick, and it turns out lances are difficult to swallow whole. 
 
 I was too awkward to steal the princess, she protested! What am I supposed to do? 
 
 I do n't own any gold, I hardly have a pile of rocks inside my cave. I do n't even fit in my cave. It's not really a cave at all, more like an overhang. 
 
 I'm terrible at flying. I'm afraid of clouds. 
 
 I tried to burn a village once, they all laughed at me. They told he I could n't even light a candle. I tried to kick their inn down after that and stubbed my toe. 
 
 I've lost 3 claws in battle. So now I walk with a limp. 
 
 I do n't see why I have to be the bad guy, to be honest I'd be more fitting of a Jester.
