[ WP ] A pregnant woman 's waters break in the middle of a party of family and friends , and an argument over who should go to the hospital ensues .

Laura did n't look a day over 16, because she was n't. But, still, on her 16th birthday she was too pregnant to see her sequined Ugg boots. She wanted _desperately_ for her boyfriend, Mike, to take her prom dress shopping on her birthday, while Mike wanted _desperately_ to stay home and play PS4 with his friends. 
 
 Alas, he received a call 3 hours before from Laura. She was hysterical, screaming into the phone, `` Come pick me up! My water broke!'' When he arrived at her house, she was waiting outside for him and appeared to be in no pain at all. `` What the fuck?'' He asked. 
 
 `` Turns out I just peed from how hard I sneezed. I'm good. Can you take me shopping?'' 
 
 He complied after about an hour of arguing, and at the 12th store they had visited today, he was pissed. `` Can we leave? You're not going to be pregnant for much longer. Wait til after to go prom shopping.'' 
 
 Which pissed Laura off, too. `` I have another 3 weeks!'' She shrieked. 
 
 But Laura was mistaken. She was actually 39 weeks and 3 days along, but was bad at keeping track. 
 
 So the couple argued. A lot. The whole time they were shopping. 
 
 And when they both turned into 9 year olds ( `` I'm ignoring you,'' `` No, I'm ignoring _you_. `` ), Laura was just trying on the last dress. 
 
 Mike sat on a bench outside of the dressing room, and when he heard Laura cry, `` OH MY GOD, MIKE, MY WATER BROKE. COME HERE.'' He did not believe her. 
 
 `` No it did n't. I'm ignoring you.'' 
 
 `` Yes it did!'' She whined. `` It's all over the dress!'' 
 
 `` Laura, this is ridiculous. I'll be waiting in the car.'' 
 
 `` You have to help me! Drive me to the hospital!'' 
 
 But he had already left. 
 
 Laura waddled out of the dressing room in _the perfect prom dress_, covered in loud print and fluids. She cried, `` Somebody drive me to the hospital!'' All the way to the cashier desk. She banged her hand on the counter. `` Please help me get to the hospital.'' 
 
 The cashier's eyes were wide. She looked at the other customers. An old woman put both of her hands up and declared, `` No. Way.'' And exited the store. 
 
 Another customer looked at a black woman standing in line. `` Why do n't you do it?'' 
 
 `` I took the bus here. Why do n't you?'' 
 
 `` My car is new.'' The man looked at a young girl. `` Do you drive?'' 
 
 The girl just walked away. 
 
 A large and lumpy man with wild acne and facial hair excitedly raised his arms above his head, hitting Laura with a blast of BO so fierce that she threw up on her shoes. He was unphased. `` I'll drive you, m'lady!'' 
 
 Laura began to cry.
