[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

The young man lay in his bed and let out a small sigh of relief. No celebrities today, today was Sunday, the Lords Day, a day for rest. No Dicaprio, no Brangelina, no Johnny Depp in his fucking Pirates of the Caribbean costume. Just a nice easy day of relaxing. 
 
 And the day passed and it was a perfectly normal, uneventful day. First at breakfast, he took his time to get up and eat. `` Nowhere to be today,'' He said cheerfully to nobody in particular. He had a perfectly bland bowl of Rice Krispies, and orange juice that was neither too sweet nor too sour but perfectly average. 
 
 He went back to his room and watched `` who wants to be a millionaire,'' he did n't get many questions right but that was ok. At 11 o'clock he turned off the tv and happily continued reading `` Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince''. It was the 4th time he had read it, but that was ok. 
 
 He ate lunch, and got to dinner without a hitch. Not one Beiber sighting, not even Hannah Montana. He laid his head down in bed that night and breathed a sigh of perfect contentment. Today had been normal. 
 
 He awoke to a screeching nurse, `` Wake up! Wake up! Matt Damon is here to visit! You would n't wan na miss that would you?!'' 
 
 He sighed and looked around at the hospital room. Today would not be a normal day. Today was another day in the hospital.
