[ WP ] You call to order pizza , but unknowingly call a hit man

My work phone rings and shakes across my table. I answer it. 
 
 `` Hello.'' 
 
 `` Hey man. I'd like to order a pizza.'' 
 
 Simple code. He wants someone gone. 
 
 `` Okay. What would you like?'' 
 
 `` Pepperoni Pizza, stuffed crust, extra cheese.'' 
 
 Ex-girlfriend, make it hurt, make it last. I like his style. Simple yet effective. 
 
 `` Where to.'' 
 
 `` 482 Walby, red house'' 
 
 `` Alright, that comes to about $ 8000'' 
 
 Simple kill so I'll give the man a deal. 
 
 `` Since when the fuck did a pizza get so high? The government man, doin` all their crazy shit. Whatever man just make sure it gets here fast.'' He hung up. 
 
 He`s got a nice cover. A stoner. I am sure he'll happy to here when the jobs finished.
