[ CW ] Tell a sci-fi tale in max 200 characters

I was done. I uploaded my resume and now came the hard part - waiting. I sat there thinking of my crushing loan debt from the University of Phoenix and decided I better go on a walk. `` Its hard now with robots taking all the jobs.. Gota keep positive'' I mumbled to myself. 
 
 When I returned my email dinged at me. 6 positions found! There was an contract for a robotics programmer doing re-calibrations work for the state. A contract for a food designer at McDonalds... and 4 positions open for some place called'Brazers'. The positions at Brazers paid the best so I selected the check boxes and clicked `` ok''. 
 
 Brazers got back to me right away with an employment contract. I skimmed through it, a 4 year contract with pretty standard stuff. I place my digital signature, uploaded, and with excitement ran off to tell my parents! 
 
 TLDR: In the future all jobs will be automated except those who enjoy being fucked by machines.
