[ WP ] Humanity finds a unique solution to surviving the heat death of the universe .

The phenomenon was first quantified by a high school student called Cabe Brokefield. 
 
 There was an extra dimension of space hidden within the machinations of humanities greatest achievement. 
 
 The theory goes that when you try to insert a USB cable in one way but it does n't fit; then turn it 180 degrees and it still does n't fit; turn it another 180 degrees and it suddenly fits has nothing to do with being wrong the first time. 
 
 USB devices actually live within 5 dimensional space and create paradox energy every time they go through a double 180 twist. 
 
 Vast arrays of automated USB plugging in machines were built. Power started to be measured in giga plugs ( GP ). 
 
 In the year 35,000,000,000 as the last of the super massive black holes disappeared in a cloud of hawking radiation only the repeated plugging and rotating of USB devices keep one last planet warm. 
 
 Trillions of robotic voices sing out in unison `` BUT I ALREADY TRIED THIS SIDE, LET ME DO THAT AGAIN...'' over and over, the final cry against the forever dark. 
 
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