[ WP ] This has got to be shittiest cult in the world .

Without a doubt, the cult of Wymet is the shittiest cult in the world. You know what they are? Cult hipsters. I should preface this by saying Wymet is the god of Sea and Strife, and all around a horrible person. Just horrible. Now, these Cultists of Wymet, or COWs as we call them, are just the worst. It's like satanic cultists had a baby with hipsters. Not only do they intentionally worship a horrible god, but they worship an obscure one because the main stream baddies are too popular. And they smell like sea water, like all the time. 
 
 COWs can be characterized by several things: 
 
 * They wear exclusively blue and sea green. 
 
 * They stink of fish or sea water. 
 
 * Exaggerated use of blue eye-liner. 
 
 * Can often be seen carrying around harpoons. Do n't ask. Seriously. 
 
 One can often think of them as Team Aqua from the 3rd gen of Pokemon, but with the fanaticism only a cult provides. Often they will try to organize expeditions to either of the polar ice caps to attempt to break and melt the ice in order to raise sea levels. Their ultimate goal is something like 1995 blockbuster *Waterworld*. All that's needed to repel these heathens however, is a simple dusting of dirt. If you see one of these COWs, throw dirt at them, and watch them scurry away to take a sea water bath and eat overcooked fish. I hope you've found this educational.
