[ WP ] Humans evolved normally , but one sense got left out .

I remember the look of shock on my folks face, when i eventually gave voice to my vocational aspirations. Yes, I remember it distinctly. It was a quiet December morning, the sun was brighter than usual, the snow on the ground was blindingly white; This was further juxtaposed by the carcass of a stag, dripping a river of blood from the bullet hole that pierced his neck, just below the jaw, right between the first and second vertebrae, just were my Father aimed for it to go. I can hear it now, the pride in his voice, `` You have to touch your gun with love, only way it will ever do what you wish for it to Son''. My Mother who enjoyed these hunting excursion as much as the next Baroness, could n't help but wrinkled her nose in discuss. `` Frankly, I do n't see the point of all this, if you haul it to the house, the horrid smell will drive even the dead to a frenzy, if you leave it here, you will be fined, fined with money that would have been put to better use on a new villa''. I do not know if it was my mother's words, or if it was the sight of the magnificent beast on the floor, but I remember having the sudden urge to `` disappoint'' my parents. To be completely honest I was tired of being shackled, constrained, and shepherded within my parents world. I was hell bent to be unique. So after 4 years of college and 240,000 dollars, I had the sudden urge to be, not a doctor, sorry dad, my steady hands could be used for something better, not a florist, sorry mom, my cute button nose could be used for better, but a cook. Yes a cook, the only damn job that required for me to do absolutely nothing. My parents were appalled, I reckon their are more extravagant ways to throw away nearly a quarter of a million dollars, but oh well.
