[ WP ] you are a NASA scientist working on the `` new horizons '' project . as it approaches Pluto new clear images come in showing undeniably proof of major active alien cities on the surface . you have been charged with writing the official NASA press release .

A few cameras flashed as I approached the podium before a sea of expressionless faces of reporters from around the world. 
 
 *Looks like no one has told them anything yet. * 
 
 `` Good afternoon, my name is Marshall Broadwing and as many of you know the first images of Pluto have been captured as part of mission *New Horizons*, a project, I must admit, surrounded by controversy at its usefulness in understanding our solar system. However -'' 
 
 Many reporters near the podium stood up straight as I paused searching for the right way to address this. No one had expected what we found, not even the most extreme of disillusioned theorists. 
 
 `` I... well, we want to be certain again that it is clear that this is only a report upon first glimpse of the photographs. Our first viewing- `` 
 
 I could tell the picture was now being projected on the screen behind me as a chorus of gasps filled the room almost in unison. 
 
 `` We've concluded that there is no possibility that these markings we've spotted near the pole of Pluto are a mere coincidence. It seems that an... intelligent life form-'' 
 
 As the next picture appeared, a low rumble of murmurs filled the room. 
 
 `` Intelligent life has left traces on Pluto, and as it appears to our...'' 
 
 ***'' THAT'S A PENIS!! `` *** 
 
 Immediately the crowd went frantic, reporters yelling in reports to their teams in an effort to be the first to report on what could only be described as the greatest story in our galaxy. 
 
 `` Yes, it appears to be shaped as a crudely drawn picture of a, well, a penis. It also appears the rest of the cratering and markings around it are no coincidence, uh...'' 
 
 A third image appeared behind me, this time even I could not resist another glance at it. 
 
 [ *In all honesty, it really was quite glorious. * ] ( http: //i.imgur.com/gNT63zc.jpg )
