[ WP ] You 've just been found guilty of murdering the man who killed your pet cat . Make your final statement to the judge - who can sentence you to time served or the death penalty .

*Maybe NSFW for language. Also, kind of dark? * 
 
 `` Yes, I'm guilty,'' the man said before the judge. `` The bastard killed my cat. My fucking, god-damn cat. Only fucking thing I cared about. So I killed him. Life for a life, simple as that. You must understand that, right?'' 
 
 The man paused and waited for the judge to answer. He shrugged it off when there was only silence. 
 
 `` Should I enlighten you, oh mighty one? You sit there and judge me.'' The man waved his hand towards the jurors. `` And you all believe I am evil. For what? For removing scum from the earth? I loved my cat. And he fucking killed him.'' 
 
 The man stopped and laughed. Not any ordinary laugh either, but a crazy and maniacal one. Only those who had truly went insane could ever manage to maintain such a laugh that radiated pure hatred. 
 
 `` I think it is time you were enlightened your Honor. How would you feel if the things you hold most dearly were taken from you? Perhaps when you come home tonight your wife is n't there. Maybe she just left. Or maybe she did n't. But no one has seen her since she left work anyways, so who knows?'' 
 
 The judge kept his cool the whole time. The bailiff was coming along as it was becoming readily apparent that the man was trying to act insane to get out of his sentence. 
 
 `` Haha, wait,'' the man said. `` You really think I'm crazy. That's good. Very good. You should call your wife. Check up on her. I've heard women really like that, you know, when their husbands call just to say hi. Ooh, and you might want to stop by the store on your way home and pick up Timmy's birthday gift. He told me he's been really wanting that videogame for quite awhile now. And little Jessie. Such a cute girl. It'd be a shame if she disappeared, would n't it your Honor? I mean, seriously, how could you live without your children, right?'' 
 
 The judge order the bailiff to secure the man. As he did so, the courtroom was interrupted. An urgent message for the judge came in. His face went from indignant to scared and concerned. His son was on the line, crying his little heart out. 
 
 The man was sitting in a chair, handcuffed and guarded by the bailiff. 
 
 `` What's the matter?'' he shouted to the judge. `` Is something wrong?'' 
 
 The judge stared back at the man. Then he went back about the official court business. As he was about to announce the man's sentence, he was interrupted by the man yet again. 
 
 `` Well, I guess losing Fluffy must not have mattered too much to you. Just a useless pet, right? Oh, did you think I would actually harm one of your family members? Of course not! I'm curious, though, your Honor. Were you prepared to sentence me to death earlier? I think not? Hahaha! No, I think not. But, as I began my speech, so I shall conclude it. Life for a life. That man died for killing my cat, an equal trade I must say. And now I've helped you to understand a little better, your Honor. Fluffy's life for mine I suppose.'' 
 
 `` It was the recommendation of the jury, and in my own sound judgment I agree, that you should be sentenced to death for first degree murder. Good ridens, and may you burn in hell sir!'' 
 
 The man was escorted out, laughing manically as he went. He turned his head around only for a second and made one last peep. 
 
 `` I'll say hi to your wife then!'' 
 
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