[ WP ] You 've died and you 've woken up in a room when you see a table with a strange coin on it , a man emerges from the shadows and says `` one side is hell the other is heaven , flip the coin and hope for the best , or go to hell for 1 million years to guarantee yourself a spot in heaven afterwards ''

`` What do you mean this has never happened before?'' 
 
 `` For the fifteenth time, it means that the coin has never landed on its side before.'' 
 
 `` So, do I flip it again, or what?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know.'' 
 
 `` How can you not know. How? Are n't you an angel or something?'' 
 
 `` Or something.'' 
 
 `` Now you're just mocking me. I'm starting to think this is n't real.'' 
 
 `` Think whatever you want. You are dead. Everyone is judged in the end, even you.'' 
 
 `` By a coin? Some judge you have there. If god is all powerful then why does n't he just judge me himself?'' 
 
 `` You presume God to be a man? Why not a woman?'' 
 
 `` It's just a figure of speech of ok? Jesus Christ get off my back. Just send me to hell if it means I'm not stuck with you for all eternity.'' 
 
 `` Getting testy are we Mr. Thompson?'' 
 
 `` I've had a pretty weird day, ok?'' 
 
 `` Since the coin did n't work out, would you like to reconsider the one million years?'' 
 
 `` Not really, no.'' 
 
 `` You will, eventually.'' 
 
 `` How many people land heads and how many tails?'' 
 
 `` I'm not at liberty to tell you that.'' 
 
 `` I'm not actually the first person to land the coin on its side am I?'' 
 
 `` You dare accuse me of lying?'' 
 
 `` Why not, I do n't even know who you are?'' 
 
 `` You are too clever by half Mr. Thompson.'' 
 
 `` I wo n't take the million years. Not now and not ever. I'll sit here and annoy you for all eternity instead.'' 
 
 `` A few minutes ago you were ready to go to hell to get away from me.'' 
 
 `` That's before I knew who you were.'' 
 
 `` Then say my name and be free of this place.'' 
 
 ``...''
