[ WP ] A tiny civilization thrives on a small comet roaming the solar system . A giant alien creature named Philae lands out of nowhere .

`` It's been three months since that... *thing* has been up in the sky,'' I said as I looked towards it. 
 
 `` What do you think it is?'' Thratxi said to me, clearly unnerved by it. 
 
 `` I dunno. It has n't bothered us yet, why worry about it? Go back to sleep,'' I said, and both Thratxi and I dozed off. 
 
 -- - 
 
 `` Qartleng! Qartleng! Wake up! *It's bothering us! *'' Thratxi shouted, shaking me violently. 
 
 `` Oh, hush! I'll be up in a minute! I do n't see how it could be bothering us.'' I replied, annoyed by Thratxi's antics. 
 
 We walked outside of our dugout and looked up. There were now *two* things in the sky, and it looked like one was descending... right onto the spot where we were. We immediately scurried to the outside of the crater. 
 
 The cube slowly descended into view. It landed crooked at first, with only one leg down, but then something shot out and held it down. I flinched at the loud noise. 
 
 `` Let's go see what it is!'' I said to Thratxi excitedly. 
 
 `` Oh, I do n't know, Qartleng... It does n't look safe... at all.'' 
 
 `` Who cares? Nobody ever became famous for being safe!'' I said, and leapt out to the side of the metal box. 
 
 `` Woah...'' I said with awe. It was simply... *massive*. No other way to describe it. 
 
'PHILAE' was written on its side. 
 
 `` Hey, Thratxi! Whoever sent this developed writing,'' I shouted. 
 
 `` Well, duh! If they can build this, find us, *and* send it here, they most certainly would need a form of writing.'' He replied. 
 
 I wonder who se 
 
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 `` Geoffry! Stop writing your stupid NASA fan fiction and get back to work!'' Lamarck Smith snapped at the lazy employee. 
 
 `` Yes, boss...'' Geoffry said reluctantly. He swithpched windows, and continued typing on his computer. 
 
 All of the sudden, a message appeared. 
 
'WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT IS PHILAE' was displayed on the screen. 
 
 Geoffry, thoroughly horrified, leapt out of his chair and ran out of the room, screaming.
