[ WP ] You are the luckiest person on Earth . Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor . However , there two catches : you are absorbing the luck of those around you , and anyone who tries to profit from your luck ( even with your help ) is met with the worst luck immediately .

Let me tell you about Jack... He's the luckiest guy I know! 
 
 He's always finding money on the floor or winning promotions, lotteries, and raffles. 
 
 He has slept with more women than I've ever known. 
 
 I only know Jack because I live on his couch, we met one night at the casino, I was drunk and ended up losing all my winning, Jack meanwhile cleaned up house. 
 He felt sorry for me and offered his couch for me to sleep on. 
 
 I was supposed to get on a flight for an interview the next morning at an up and coming tech startup but it was canceled and the hotel had made a mistake with my room, so I had nowhere to stay. 
 
 Jack felt bad for me and I crashed at his place. 
 
 My life kinda went to shit after that, I found out my girlfriend had been cheating on me, and we broke up. 
 
 Since I was staying at her place I was out on the streets. 
 
 Jack let me stay a few more nights until I could find a place of my own. 
 
 It's been 4 months now, I'm out of work but I help Jack out, he likes having me around. 
 
 I'm off track here but it's just to show you how lucky this man is. 
 
 I wish I could be as lucky as him, he's got his whole life in place. 
 
 Me? I'm just a bum, I used to be somebody, I used to be great. 
 
 But now I'm just Jack's friend who ca n't get a break. 
 
 My only good luck is that Jack likes me and takes care of me. 

