[ WP ] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God . It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him . You 're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did .

`` You're telling me your people crucified and tortured the Messiah we sent you before he even turned 35?!!'' exclaimed the Holy Pontiff sitting above me in the hearing chamber. 
 
 `` Well... the thing is...'' I was scrambling to come up with a sufficient excuse for humanity's violence problem. We were already regarded as the drunken inbred neighbors of the galaxy. 
 
 `` That's got to be a record! I do n't think a single species in the entire galaxy has found and killed a Messiah so brutally in so little time. In fact, I think this even beats the Volrogs record of having theirs burned at the stake,'' exclaimed the over-tentacled alien. 
 
 `` Um, what?'' I mumbled. I do n't know why humanity always elects it's least competent people to lead them. 
 
 `` I think humanity is going to do just fine in the galaxy. Case dismissed.'' 
 
 
 *Aside: This is my first submission here. I'm not much of a writer, but I thought I would give it a go. *
