[ WP ] A married couple confess to eachother that they have both secretly had a passion , and talent , for murdering people .

`` Nancy, I ca n't believe it! Seriously?'' 
 
 `` Oh my god, you will never forgive me for that, I should n't have said anything.'' 
 
 `` Are you kidding me? I *love* killing people!'' 
 
 `` Really?'' 
 
 `` Of course! The smell of blood, the comforting rumble of my chainsaw, the desperate screams.... Can there be anything more beautiful and poetic?'' 
 
 `` You are so right! I knew it, I hoped you would understand! And daggers - daggers are so attractively beautiful and deadly, just like me in my black spandex suit and a demonic-horse mask! Preying on my victims, swiftly and silently slaughtering humans, watching them beg for mercy as I sacrifice them to the Lord of Darkness.'' 
 
 `` Honey, you say the sweetest things! Do you want to go catch a bum, set him on fire, and have a beautiful romantic dinner near his burning body?'' 
 
 `` Of course, I've dreamed about it ever since I have been a little girl!'' 
 
 `` We are truly the soulmates, are n't we?'' 
 
 `` Yes, we are.''
