[ WP ] You run an RPG pawn shop . You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they 've acquired .

“ Bear asses. ” I deadpanned. 
 
 “ Yes. ” He looked straight at me, the slightest of smiles on his lips. 
 
 “ You are trying to sell me bear asses. ” 
 
 He began to look affronted, “ Well, yes, there ’ s plenty of meat on them. I ’ m sure they ’ d be good in a stew or something. ” 
 
 I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose for a moment. When I looked up at him he had the good sense to look embarrassed, “ Look, Benedict, I ’ m not saying you ’ re wrong about bear asses being good eating, but what exactly am I supposed to do with 30 of them? ” 
 
 “ Uh… ” He licked his lips, “ I don ’ t know. Smoke them? Salt them? ” I gave him a blank look and he huffed. “ What was I supposed to do with them?! Neol the farmer wanted bear pelts. ” 
 
 I stared at him slack jawed, “ Neol wanted thirty bear pelts? ” 
 
 Benedict cleared his throat, “ Er… no. He wanted five. ” 
 
 “ Then why do you have thirty bear asses?! ” 
 
 “ I ’ m a fighter not a hunter! I ruined half of the pelts fighting and the other half I ruined by skinning them wrong. ” 
 
 I placed my hands against the side of my head, massaging my temples. “ But the bear asses came through just fine? What happened to the rest of them? What happened to the paws? Or perhaps the meat from the non-ass part of the bear?'' 
 
 “ Well, they didn ’ t drop. ” I rolled my eyes and he began to look more aggrieved, 
 
 “ Look, I have thirty bear asses for you, do you want them or not? ” 
 
 I sighed heavily, looking at the giant sack at his side, “ I guess if the meat hasn ’ t gone bad? I ’ ll give you… 10 copper each? ” 
 
 Benedict looked thrilled, “ Sold! ” He lifted the bag up with freakish ease and dumped it on my counter. I was already regretting my decision and began to wonder if I ’ d have to find out exactly how edible bear asses were when I heard Benedict cough. I winced. 
 
 “ D-do you have something else you want to sell? ” 
 
 “ Well, I still have these vials of Troll sweat- “ 
 
 “ GET OUT OF MY SHOP! ”
