[ WP ] A man loses a fight with a lamppost .

`` No, no, no more,'' The man gasped as he took one step in an attempt to get back on his feet. 
 
 The lamp did n't care, that merciless son of a bitch. It struck him right in the nose, a sort of lamp uppercut. The man went flying backwards, revealing the lower parts of his body. 
 Without giving him a chance, the lamp charges head first into his nether regions. the light bulbs burst, the man lets out a shudder and a cry but soon falls unconscious. 
 
 The lamp turns around, it's top part damaged and it's bulbs shattered. It shook the remaining shards off its body and moves on to a tied up wife, shivering with fear in the other corner of the room. 
 
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