[ WP ] A previously undiscovered time traveler from the 90 's arouses suspicion when , in the middle of a coffee shop , his laptop blasts `` YOU 'VE GOT MAIL '' .

Everyone in the coffee shop laughs... the man with the 1999 Toshibasaurus laptop with the dial-up modem hunches over, looks around furtively, and turns the volume down. 
 `` ooh, who's it from?,'' says a country-looking fellow in a flannel shirt with a cowboy hat. `` Meg Ryan??'' 
 Other customers laugh. `` What year is this, 1995?'' says the hick. 
 `` Actually...'' the time-traveler responds. `` 1999.'' More laughs. `` I'm doing important research on how to survive Y2K.'' Laughs turn to guffaws. 
 `` How long have you been researching?'' asks the barista. 
 `` About 6 months, using everything I can find on my AOL search engine.'' 
 `` Well,'' says the barista. `` Nothing happened. Try searching Google.'' 
 `` Holy shit!!! This is amazing!!! I'm supposed to go back and report to 1999, but how can I go back to shitty internet?? I'm gon na see what the future has to offer.'' 
 The traveler types a few thing into the screen of his old Toshiba laptop that nobody can see. Then he shuts and opens the lid twice, leaving it closed on the 3rd time. He walks out the door and disappears into thin air. 
 
 `` Well I'll be damned,'' says the hick. `` I knew those old Toshibasaurus' lasted forever, but I never knew why until now!''
