[ WP ] Sell Reddit to America in a thirty second Super Bowl commercial .

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 Do you like the way MSNBC gets you needlessly worked up, but need it in a text based format, so you can share ideas with fellow lefties with minimal critical thinking skills? /r/politics has you covered! 
 
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