[ WP ] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to `` follow that car ! '' . Yup , that 's you . Every single time you 're trying to get anywhere .

Not again, I thought to myself. Just brilliant. I sighed and stated, `` No, mate. Not this time.'' 
 
 The man, probably early twenties and in good shape, stares at me. He was dumbfounded for a second. `` What do mean! Come on, it's an emergency! ``, he shouts. The young blonde lady with him seems puzzled and just as flabbergasted. Geez, when did people become so entitled? 
 
 `` Lad, listen to me. For the past 4 years I've been trying to catch a movie. I do n't know what sick joke the universe is playing on me, but I'm sick and tired of it. Get out of my car.'' 
 
 The lad and young lady look at each other, then turn to me. `` I'm sorry, sick and tired of what? What sick joke? ``, the young lady asks me. 
 
 I rub my eyes and take a deep breathe before I burst with frustration. `` Have you seen Gravity? ``, I ask. They both remain silent, as if unsure what to answer. `` Well? ``, I do n't ask time for this. 
 They nod slowly. `` Alright, how about that Martian movie eh?'' 
 They both nod again. 
 `` And those new Marvel ones then?'' 
 They both nod, once again. And then I explode. `` Well I sure as hell have n't! Because 3 lads jumped in my car demanding me to follow a fuckin' lorry! Because a week later some weird ass lookin' folk with face tattoos did the same thing, and it kept happening! Just let me catch the film, it starts in half an hour so GET OUT OF MY CAR!'' 
 
 `` Jeez man, relax. ``, the young lad tells me. 
 
 `` Yeah, chill. ``, the lady chimes in. 
 
 What. `` What? ``, I stare at them. 
 
 `` It's just a prank, bro! Relax! ``, the lad tells me. What the fuck. 
 
 `` Social experiment. ``, she corrects. 
 
 `` Oh, right. It's just a social experiment, man. Yeah, we know those guys with the tattoos man, they're with us. Big team man, we're huge. We must've gotten you a couple of times by mistake, man.'' 
 
 I have no reaction to this. What is going on. What could the experiment possibly be? What kind of research? What kind of statement? 
 
 `` Dude relax,'', as though I had not heard him yet, `` Yeah man it's just like, you know, how people react in like, difficult situations and stuff.'' 
 
 Well, is n't this lad a scientist genius. `` What are you talking about? ``, I finally ask. The lad does n't seem have a solid answer though. 
 
 `` Well we just wan na raise awareness and stuff about like, how people react in bad situations and stuff.'' 
 
 I blink twice, as if that could help me understand the nonsense I had just heard. `` And stuff?'' 
 
 `` Yeah.'' 
 
 I do n't have time for this. `` Okay well, good luck to ya. Now, get out of my car.'' 
 
 `` Actually, sir. Do you mind if we interview you for a second? ``, asks the blonde lady. 
 
 `` Yeah, I do.'' 
 
 `` Dude it only takes like 5 minutes or something, come on.'' 
 
 I've had it. `` Look. If you're not getting out of my car right now, you're coming with me.'' 
 
 They look at each other again. Brilliant, they need some time to think about it. Time that I do n't have. Alright, I guess that's it gon na be then. I turn the key and my car comes to life. I can drop them off there and be on time for the film, I think to myself. The sooner I can part with these little shites the better. To my dismay I see in my mirror that the folds seem laid back and enjoying themselves, they do n't think... 
 `` What movie are we seeing? ``, he asks me. 
 
 
 You got ta be shittin' me. The universe is really playing some sick joke on me.
