[ WP ] An apartment building where the rent is payed in Reddit Karma

I stood at the entrance to the behemoth building. Practically overnight the thing sprung up and ever since, the place was under construction. It had added wings that had no right to be a part of the same building, art covered walls on some, creepy weird things on others, everything had writing on it. 
 
 I would have turned around but the emptiness in my wallet and the current land lady has pushed me to this place. I gulped and opened the door. Instantly the hassle and noise from inside overwhelmed me. I was n't sure where to look, there were no directions, no apparent rules. I looked back only to realize the door I came in through was gone. I started going down the hall, reading the writing on the walls, seeing the pictures practically on top of each other. There were cats everywhere, pics, videos, gifs, even a cat drawn out of text. 
 
 `` What is this place?'' 
 `` Hello there, my name is moderator, but you can call me mod'' 
 I knew this guy was important as his name tag was a different colour. 
 `` Yeah I heard that I can get a place here and I do n't have to pay for it?'' 
 `` Of corse, you can live here, no money required.'' 
 `` So I can stay here forever and not pay anything? 
 `` Not quite, The payment for your stay is n't money but you do have to pay.'' 
 `` Wait are you the devil? Are you taking my soul? I knew all the writing and the cat photos were works of madmen'' the words just spilled out of me. `` You'll never take my soul'' 
 
 It took a while for mod to answer, clearly stunned at the outraged man before him. 
 `` Do you not have Internet? Have you not heard of reddit?'' 
 `` I think I have, every time I post on Facebook, people say they have seen it on reddit already.'' 
 `` Well this place is the physical version of reddit, you can stay here as long as you can, post things on the walls, if others like it, you can stay.'' 
 `` There is a lot of garbage here, Is this some kind of a homeless shelter?'' 
 `` No dude, homeless people do n't have wifi. And I'll get through all the garbage eventually. Once you get good at this place, you might get promoted to help me'' 
 `` Sweet, do I get paid?'' 
 `` I'll give you a hardy handshake'' 
 `` Ok, so about the apartment, how does that work.'' 
 `` Let's go see'' 
 
 Going through the hallways, all the doors were unique, some were even gold plated. Instead of numbers, doors had letter combinations, not all of them made full words, not all appropriate. I saw a little alien looking creature with an antenna on it's head. Mod saw it and called out. 
 
 `` Blue, can you get a room for this gentleman here?'' 
 `` Sure thing boss'' 
 
 We got to the stairs and I started wondering what floor I was going to be on. 
 
 `` Is there an elevator in this place or can I get a place that's not too high up, I had an injury back in high school and I'm not a fan of stairs.'' 
 
 Mod did n't say anything, he started walking down the stairs. 
 
 `` What, the basement? Addicts live in the basement'' 
 
 You can hear mods eyes roll as he continued walking down the stairs. I realized that I was not going to live in just the basement after about 5 floors down. Everything started to get grey and bland. I almost began to miss the walls covered in text and art. 23 floors down, was my apartment. 
 
 `` Here this should last you for a while'' said mod handing me a marker. `` write whatever you want on the walls, post photos, whatever, and I do n't mean just in your apartment. If people like what you have they will up vote you. Enough up votes and you will move up a level, but if you get down voted enough, you will go down. Do n't go down too far, who knows what's down there.'' 
 
 I looked at him with a smirk thinking it was a joke, he did n't smile. 
 Well, I thought, I better get settled in, it's not great but it is a place, and hobos do n't have wifi. 
 For my first post, I tried to draw the little alien I saw on the main floor, but having no art skills it did n't turn out too great. The next day, someone added a big butt on it with a dick sticking out of it. I got plenty of up votes. This place is going to be fun. 

