[ WP ] You suddenly find yourself transported to a campaign you were a dungeon master of . You 're not a player character however but a lowly goblin . Using your knowledge you must survive against a group of very high level and very murderous adventurers .

Someone *will* shoot a fireball at some point. They always did. And they had *three* wizards. Three! The Warrior's steel shield and bronze armor also did n't look too inviting... after no pondering at all, I decided to not participate in this fight. I had seen this too many times- *done* it too many times. This embarrassing little gobling herd was just a small encounter made to help the heroes level up ( or simply the work of a lazy Dungeon Master who had not made up any story or dungeons for his campaign ). 
 
 I carefully wiggled my way through the crowd. A fireball, a lightning stroke or a hammer would hit any moment now. My fellow goblin warriors were placed conveniently close to each other so it was most important that I got to the outskirts of the herd. Some goblins grunted when I pushed passed them but they were too focused on the heroes to really notice me. 
 
 I had almost breached the last row of goblins when a cold hand grabbed my arm. I jerked around and stared into a pair of small, golden glowing eyes. 
 
 `` Where are you going?'' hissed the other goblin. 
 
 `` Somewhere safe'', I replied. Something was different about this other one. His eyes did n't seem as dull as the others'. He had an aura of danger and cleverness about him. 
 
 `` What do you know that I do n't?'' he asked. No question about me deserting or being a coward. He definetly was different. 
 
 `` Listen- I know heroes like them. They will kill us in an eyeblink. They will not talk, not plead or show any mercy. They will kill every single one of us. I do n't feel like dying today. Do you?'' 
 
 He looked at me. Searching. Searching for a sign. For something that would mark me as a lair. 
 
 I pulled my arm free from his grasp. `` It's up to you'' I sounded angry but I was actually covering my anxiousness. We did n't have much time left. `` You can either stay here and die a meaningless death or come with me and live a few more days.'' I started walking away from the goblin army. I walked fast and stayed hidden behind barrels and shelves. Suddenly I heard footsteps behind me. A quick glance over my shoulder showed me that the other goblin was following me. And not a seond too late. A gigantic fireball came soaring down the sky. Hitting right into the center of the herd. Wizards... 
 
 
 

