[ WP ] A kid doodling in a math class accidentally creates the world 's first functional magic circle in centuries .

``... to the power of 2, that way...'' 
 
 Mrs. Patterson stopped, glancing down at Ed's notebook. 
 
 `` Well, it appears that Mr. Anderson is a little more advanced than the rest of the class.'' She smiled her annoying 
 smile. `` Edward, why do n't you tell the class what it is that you are doing?'' 
 
 Ed looked down at the doodle -- a pentagram touching an outer circle in four of its five points. ( He had missed the 
 fifth by a bit ). 
 
 Right next to it, a poorly drawn Penis-Batman. 
 
 ( That's a penis dressed like Batman ). 
 
 `` I'm sorry, Mrs. Patterson.'' 
 
 Mrs. Patterson smiled the annoying smile. `` Just as well. You'll probably have to take my class again next semester, 
 Mr. Anderson. So, by all means, keep drawing.'' 
 
 Ed sighed, swallowing fifty different curse words back down his throat. He looked down at the drawing. 
 
 Distracted, he completed the pentagram, closing its final point on the outer circle. 
 
 He was about to start Penis-Robin when it happened. 
 
 `` What a bitch.'' 
 
 Who said that was Penis-Batman, with a wink at Ed through the paper. 
 
 The pentagram and circle gleamed red and black next to it, like it had somehow gained texture and volume. 
 
 Mrs. Patterson was talking about Pi, and Jane, the cute one ( not Jane the big nosed ), was passing a note to Erin, 
 her fat friend. 
 
 Nothing of this was perceived by Ed, of course, who was coping with the fact that a Penis-Batman doodle had just 
 talked to him. 
 
 `` Wh-what?'' He whispered, already envisioning a future in a mental home. 
 
 The circle and pentagram had stopped glowing, and the Penis-Batman was frozen blue ink on paper again. 
 
 Ed pressed his eyelids closed and took a deep breath. 
 
 ``... now, Pi is an infinite number, as far as we know. It is...'' 
 
 Mrs. Patterson's voice echoed as if coming from another dimension. 
 
 Ed kept breathing. 
 
 *All right, it's over. It was just a temporary delusion. Like a hallucination. It's gone. * 
 
 Ed opened his eyes to find Penis-Batman standing on the table like a tiny little, three dimensional person. 
 
 `` At your command, master'', Penis-Batman said, bowing to Ed. 
 
 And that was loud enough for the rest class to hear, mind you. 
 
 The circle and pentagram was gleaming brighter than ever now, making hissing noises as what appeared to be 
 sparkles and bits of carbonized paper danced away from it. 
 
 It looked like the final glow of a dying bonfire. 
 
 Mrs. Patterson said eleven words after that, which were those: 
 
 `` Mr. Anderson, if you can not keep quiet I will have to.'' 
 
 Mrs Patterson was n't able to keep saying words because, after'to', she noticed the Penis-Batman standing erect 
 and tall on Edwards table, and her brain decided this was a good time for shutting down. So Mrs. Patterson passed 
 out. 
 
 Several other kids passed out too ( but not weird Bob. Weird Bob took his iPhone out, flashed the camera and cried 
'coooooool' ). 
 
 `` Wh-who-who-who-who are you?'' Ed mumbled, on the verge of following Patterson into unconsciousness. 
 
 `` You drew the circle, dude'', Penis-Batman said, smiling. `` You lure into reality whatever it is that you draw, when 
 you draw the circle.'' 
 
 `` You're... real?'' 
 
 `` And at your service! I got super powers too. Watch this.'' 
 
 Penis-Batman peed fire into the air, and the classroom ceiling burst into flames. 
 
 ( author's personal note: the above sentence is now my favorite sentence that I ever wrote. Thank you OP for the 
 prompt which generated the proper setting for this sentence to arise. Kisses and hugs to my family and friends. 
 Moving on. ) 
 
 Ed looked around the classroom. 
 
 Kids were panicking, tackling each other on the way to the door and away from the phallic Dark Knight. 
 
 `` I did n't mean to summon you...'' Ed whispered, watching as the kids trampled each other and the ceiling burned. 
 
 `` You want me to go away?'' Penis-Batman said, in a sad tone. `` I can go away...'' 
 
 Ed looked at Penis-Batman. He looked around. 
 
 He saw Jerry, who always picked him last in Gym and threw basketballs on his scrotum occasionally and for no 
 reason, making way to the door, desperate. 
 
 He looked at Thamy, who once told everyone he had crapped his pants in art class. 
 
 ( Which was true, but still. Why tell people about it? ) 
 
 He glanced at Toby and Jack, who always beat him up during recess. 
 
 He looked at Patterson, that bitch, still unconscious on the floor. 
 
 `` No, Penis-Batman...'' Ed said, smiling at his tiny friend.. He leaned his shoulder down and, with a smile, Penis- 
 Batman jumped and landed on it. `` Come on'', Ed continued, getting um from the chair, his new friend now 
 balancing himself next to his ear. `` We're gon na have some fun.'' 

