[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

To Whom it May Concern, 
 
 I am resigning. 
 
 The reasons for my resignation are many fold. The defining factor of my day to day life is my utter hatred for everything I do here. 
 
 Misery. I know that to have a purpose in life, to have a goal, to have drive, to live and work is and should be a mainstay of every adult's life. However, misery is the result of working here, in this place. You undervalue achievement, over value time spent doing meaningless bureaucratic tasks. You see the human in me as a flaw and the manic depressant in me as a focussed jewel of achievement. 
 
 Your jihad against lateral thinking, against individuality is the primary reason why you ca n't keep staff on. The only reason people stay, and I think your entire argument for your actions toward your fellow human beings, is that we need a job. 
 
 Well I am thankful to say that I, being insanely lucky, no longer need you. To stay even one more second would be to betray the fundamental tacit agreement you and I have signed for every day of my working here: that I am only here because I need to be and knowing that you are free to exploit every facet of the darker shades of my person. 
 
 I am now rich. Knowing that you will likely not read this past the first three words because you do n't care for reasons or reasoning for that matter I feel all the more obliged to say: You are a horrible person, please go and fuck yourself. 
 
 No longer yours, 
 
 Me
