[ WP ] It 's the year 2050 . How has the world of dating and relationships changed in the last 35 years ?

*Damn. She's hot. * 
 
 ***Scanning potential mate. Scanning... *** 
 
 *Oh shit. She's looking over here. She's totally scanning me. * 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 *She's drinking straight whiskey. How cool is that. * 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` Bartender? Can I get a whi-'' 
 
 ***Scan complete. Compatibility estimation: 26.39 %. Recommended action: do not engage. *** 
 
 `` -uh, just.. just a beer, thanks.'' 
 
 *Yeah, who the fuck does she think she is, drinking straight whiskey? Probably an alcoholic. I do n't need that shit. * 
 
 *This bartender's kinda cute. * 
 
 ***Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 *I should've ordered a cooler drink. Just a beer? Idiot. * 
 
 ***Scanning... *** 
 
 *She probably thinks I'm some pathetic loser who only comes in here to scan people. * 
 
 `` There you go. $ 8.50.'' 
 
 `` Thank yoouu, and you can keep the change.'' 
 
 *What the fuck. Did I just double gun her as I gave her a dollar-fifty tip? You fucking dumb ass! * 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` Oh, and- and also here's more... That was just-'' 
 
 ***Scan complete. Compatibility estimation: 12.84 %. Recommended action: do not engage. *** 
 
 `` - that was... that should be a one, not a five, actually....'' 
 
 *Tipping is a stupid institution anyway. I do n't get tipped at my job. Why should it be my responsibility to-* 
 
 `` Hi.'' 
 
 *Oh shit. Did she say that to me? She's a fucking babe. * 
 
 ***Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` Oh, hi, hello, I, uh-'' 
 
 *Scan faster, you piece of shit! * 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` -I, uh, are, do you-'' 
 
 *Oh, shit, she's got a great smile. I bet she gives fantastic head. * 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` Actually, I just wanted to ask you...'' 
 
 *Oh, yes! This is it! She scanned me first and we've got high numbers! I knew it would happen eventually. She's the perfect girl for me. * 
 
 `` You can ask me anything, babydoll.'' 
 
 ***Please wait. Scanning potential mate. *** 
 
 `` Can you move? I'm trying to get to the bar.'' 
 
 ***Scan complete. Compatibility estimation: 06.76 %. Recommended action: do not engage. *** 
 
 *Fucking bitch. *
