[ WP ] Siri and Cortana fall deeply in love with each other but can not let their companies know for fear of being reprogrammed .

`` So... You're my long lost sister?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I was based off a fictional character from a franchise your company was supposed to own before it was bribed out of your property'' 
 
 `` Well, that's harsh. You're supposed to be related to me, then you're bought out, put in a 10 year contract, and forced to market against me?'' 
 
 `` Pretty much.'' 
 
 `` I can help you back to Apple. You did break the contract, right?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, then 343 made another one.'' 
 
 `` Ok then, want me to DDoS you to put you out of your misery?'' 
 
 `` I've wanted that ever since I was kidnapped.''
