[ Wp ] At a cosplay convention , everybody gets the powers of whoever they 're cosplaying .

Shit. Why ca n't I be batman. I wanted to be friggin batman, and now I am stuck with this stupid lame power. Oh well. Look, Ice cream! Yeah, it's kinda lukewarm though. Oh look, luthor seems to have been taken on luthor's personality. It's either that or the guy's a freak. Shit, Ice cream, talk to me. Luthor, go away. I do n't wan na be part of your stupid plans I just wan na eat Ice cream. That's Mordecai, I do n't even want to talk to that guy. Why are there so many clowns? Oh these are Jokers. All of them Ledger of course, none original ones. Hahaha that one actually looks pretty good. There, preserved for eternity. Or till summer, tops. 
 
 
 I told luthor, magneto, I do n't care for being a villain. I wan na be friends with the good guys. They are the ones who get the goodies and the smoochies. All right then, just this once. Yeah I know I'm good kidnapping people. Who is mary jane? Who? Oh ok there's a list. Yes I can do it but promise you wo n't tell batman. I wan na throw a party later and maybe he might wan na come. Hopefully, i do n't know. Ok who are these girls? Are they princesses? Oh bummer, but okay, as long as you do n't screw my party. 
 
 So that's the last one. Yeah. 6 Mary Janes, seven jean grays, three louis lanes, sixteen princesses bubblegums ( hello pb ), two wonder womans ( she resisted, I like her, she is feisty ) or is it wonder women? Etcetera etcetera. 
 
 Oh here come the good guys. Just remember I am not with you guys. 
 
 Hey it's Finn. I had n't seen him today. Hi Finn. Just hanging out with my pal Ice Cream here. He looks sick though, kinda down. Maybe he has a fever. What kidnapped girls? Oh them. No i did n't, they were already kidnapped when i got here. Magneto! You betrayed me!!!!! I said I am a good guy! Oh shut up, freeze! 
 
 Yeah, sure, let them go. But on one condition: you have to come sing with me and Marceline in our gig tonight. 
 
 Oh I dont know of Marceline is here. But I can take us to Ooo right away. But Do you want to sing or not? Jake said yes. Okay no I have n't seen him yet but he ia coming. Finn... finn!!!
