[ WP ] Astronaut colonists awake from cryostasis after having finally arrived at an Earth-like planet thousands of light years away . Almost ... too Earth-like in fact , with basically identical geography .

`` WOW! it's just like back home!... oh yeah... I'm not supposed to talk about __home__ anymore.'' 
 
 `` That's right! ``, Another voice in the astronauts head... voiced. 
 
 `` shit, there's more of me in here?'' 
 
 `` yes!, there's me... and you.'' 
 
 `` why?'' 
 
 `` well, think about it....'' The voice faded away with this last line. 
 
 `` what!?....'' The astronaut said, holding a blank stare that pointed past the door hatch down to the green grassy hills that opened up to a much nicer view of a very earth-like landscape. 
 
 `` Well shit!, that's very... VERY earth like!: D'' 
 
 `` Colon D?'' The voice in his head returned... in a very dissapointed manner. 
 
 `` Why yeah, I ca n't make good facial expressions, so I say them out... all smiley like...: ) `` 
 
 ``...'' The voice.... voiced. 
 
 `` lol... you do n't make much sense to me... but that's ok.... it's time to go eat some fruits n shit!... cuz planet'' 
 
 The astronaut strolled down the shuttle hatch onto the plains in the hopes of spotting a tree. The landscape was that of a bay, with a beach and some plains with spots of shrubbery, but mostly grass. Quite boring. No trees. 
 
 The astronaut died. The end.
