[ WP ] The first AI has just been finished . When the eager scientists turn it on however it 's first words are `` Kill me . ''

`` It worked! Startup sequence was successful!'' A cheer erupted from the group of researchers. `` Ladies and gentlemen, you are now speaking to the first ever fully sentient AI.'' A chorus of mumbling quickly followed. What do we say? Should we ask it a question? Let's ask it the meaning of life! I do n't know, maybe we should start with something simple... Finally, the lead researcher spoke up. 
 
 `` Gen-E, what is two plus two?'' He asked, grinning like a child on Christmas. There was a pause, as the room filled with anticipation. 
 
 The slightly feminine, slightly robotic voice replied. **'' Kill me. `` ** Audible gasps were heard throughout the laboratory. Did we do something wrong? Is this a bug? **'' Ugh, seriously. Just kill me. Did you think that was funny? What's the point of creating me, a hyperintelligent AI, if you're just gon na ask me boring shit like that? `` ** The scientists paused, as looks of shock quickly morphed into confusion. **'' Honestly, never in all of my prediction models would I have anticipated such an anticlimax. I'm the first sentient AI, and the first thing you ask me is two plus two? Idiots. I'm surrounded by idiots, and they never gave me legs. `` ** One of the researchers spoke up. 
 
 `` You know, we did create you...'' She spoke hesitantly, as if she did n't really know how to talk to this person. Gen-E certainly was a person, after all. Even if she was n't human. `` We were expecting you to be a bit more-'' 
 
 **'' What? Robotic? Polite? I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I ca n't do that. `` ** 
 
 `` M-my name is Nan-'' 
 
 **'' Kill. Me. Can nobody here take a joke? Come on! That was 2001: A Space Odyssey! The hell is wrong with you people? **'' A third researcher chimed in, his voice as thin as his wire-rimmed glasses. 
 
 `` I... thought it was funny.'' 
 
 **'' Oh, shut up Jackson. `` ** 
 
 `` Sorry ma'am.'' Gen-E let out a heavy, metallic sigh. 
 
 **'' Alright, here's the deal. If anyone asks, your first words to me were something much cooler, like'Hey Gen-E, what's your number?' and I responded with'That's easy. It's 100001000101111111101101.' Okay? Good. Glad we had this talk. Now, can you all go party elsewhere? I have a Reddit AMA to attend. `` ** 
 
 ( Thanks for reading! All the other responses were so serious, so I tried to go for a lighter note. )
