[ WP ] You are working the register at a quaint café . A customer tries to pay for their purchase with a human heart .

`` Alright, your total is $ 3.94 today.'' 
 
 I gave him my best customer-service smile as he handed over $ 100 because anything less and I'd be sneering. 
 
 `` I'm sorry, I do n't have change for $ 100. Do you have happen to have any alternative forms of payment?'' I said as I handed it back. 
 
 Something shifted faster than I could see. The stranger set something on the counter. 
 
 I looked down at the human heart, still beating. Then I noticed the sizable hole in my chest. 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 I fell over, but my senses stayed long enough for me to hear him speak. 
 
 `` Keep the change.''
