[ WP ] It was an epic quest to acquire munchies .

It was a long road ahead. The dark retreated as our faithful lights fought back and our engines roared. We were unflinching, determined, but a a bit unequipped. 
 
 
 I picked at my skin. My underwear was itchy and I had lost my shirt in the fog. The fog grew like a forest in the dead morning, great shifting figures towering beyond sight, and I could not find my shirt. 
 
 
 `` We can go without it,'' Jeremy said, for he was brave. 
 
 
 `` Jeremy the brave,'' I said. 
 
 
 `` What the fuck are you talking about?'' he said. 
 
 
 I inhaled the fog. It was musty. It was the good stuff. 
 
 
 `` Not in the car,'' Jeremy said. 
 
 
 He was giggling. The night encroached on us. That black evil was surrounding, flanking the chariot. 
 
 
 `` To victory!'' I hollered. 
 
 
 Jeremy drove off. We sped the wandering trails that so many people traversed. Our quest was unending and there were many trials on the way. 
 
 
 The great red monster emerged, an omniscient eye that judged you. 
 
 
 `` Jeremy, do you see it?'' I asked. 
 
 
 It was hard to whisper. The fog was going, dissipating into the beyond, and I made out his face. 
 
 
 `` What are we going to do?'' 
 
 
 `` Be cool,'' he said. `` It's just the traffic light.'' 
 
 
 And he was a sorcerer, Jeremy. For when he spoke, the red eye dissolved and the green eye opened and the spell was broken. We continued on as the roads twisted and turned. 
 
 
 `` That was close,'' I said. 
 
 
 `` You had way too much, man,'' Jeremy said. 
 
 
 We met others on our journey. Evil bandits lurking in the dark, looking for easy prey. I was reminded of how ill equipped I was as the goosebumps broke out on my skin. Again, it was Jeremy who saved me. 
 
 
 He made our great beast roar! Beep beep! It was a short scream but it did the trick. 
 
 
 `` Watch where you're going!'' he screamed. 
 
 
 Then the bandits left, making a left on a side road. 
 
 
 We had traversed it all and I was exhausted. My stomach rumbled for we had been wandering long and were weak and changed men. Alas though, we saw the great beauty ahead of us. 
 
 
 It shimmered like crystal, a light against the dark that sprawled in the corner of evil, protesting hunger and everything bad. 
 
 
 `` Taco Bell,'' Jeremy said. 
 
 
 He took our great beast to sides of the great yellow walls. He made it roar again and he said the magic words. He was truly a sorcerer and a man of great repute. 
 
 
 The princess herself, the future Queen of this forsaken world, greeted us. She wore plain clothes and a tiara that looked like a hat. It was her that handed us the treasure, stretching so that Jeremy could collect it. 
 
 
 `` I apologise for my dress, my lady,'' I said and bowed and hit my head on the dashboard of the beast. 
 
 
 The princess was silent. 
 
 
 `` Ignore him,'' Jeremy said. 
 
 
 I could not be upset. He had taken me here. It was only fair that he get the princess' attention. We drove off and I waved goodbye. 
 
 
 `` You need to cut back,'' Jeremy said. 
 
 
 He handed me my share of our reward and I engaged it fully. The wonderful meaty tacos revived me and I could feel the blissful slumber come over me. 
 
 
 `` Whatever you say, Jeremy the brave,'' I said. 
 
 
 And I slipped away then, great dreams of our adventures passed, dancing through my head.
