[ WP ] Summarize a well-known war as if it was a barfight between countries .

Six brothers sat in the little towns only bar, ironically called `` Unity''. Seron, Crotin, Monte, Maced, Boson and Slovy. I say ironically because they did n't really like each other that much. Their father Tito was a wealthy man, who lived well, splashed around, went on expensive vacations, drove the best cars, had all the ladies. But he was gone now. And instead of the nice chunk of all that wealth each of the six sons anticipated he would get after his death, there came bills. More and more bills, each of the sons expected to pay their part. Turns out old pop lived on credit, taken from the towns loan sharks Ruslan and Murican. They just sat there, thinking what to do, and where in hell could they find all that money? Why did old pop leave them in all those debts? So many questions... 
 
 Silence was absolute, then Slovy, the youngest broke it: 
 
 `` You know what, you guys deal with this. I'm young, i did n't spend any of that money, it was all you and pop, why should i pay?'' 
 
 The other just sat and watched. Until Seron, the oldest, got of his chair and got into his face. 
 
 `` You ca n't bail on us, we are all in this, all for one and one for all, that's the only way we can get out of this'' 
 
 Then Crotin, the middle one, who always challenged Seron and felt pop gave too much to him compared to his other sons stood up in defense of the youngest brother. 
 
 
 `` Easy for you Seron, you ware pops favorite, spent most of that money, and now you want all of us to pay?'' 
 
 He pushed him away. 
 
 `` No way, me and Slovy are out of here, you guys are on your own'' 
 
 Seron lost his temper, in his mind they ware all in the same soup, no way he would let this little prick challenge him this way. 
 
 `` Sure, you two can go, but pay your part of the debt first, lest you need to pass over me first'' 
 
 He positioned himself in between the two younger brothers and the doors. 
 
 The tension was high, suddenly the whole bar stood in silence and watched the scene unfold. Even the two sharks, who sat in their dark corners sipping on their drinks. 
 
 Crotin pushed Seron back, the other pushed harder in return until Crotin fel back over a table. Slovy saw his chance and he ran for the door as fast as he could, until he was out. The other brothers just sat, trying to comprehend the grasp of the situation. 
 
 Maced acted first, he stood up and said: 
 
 `` Look what you two morons did, always you two, just grow up!'' 
 
 And he walked out to search for Slavy. 
 
 Boson stood up and pushed Seron away from his younger brother who was on the floor. He thought how Seron was so angry, he never saw his older brother so enraged in his life. He tried to stop him. He thought Crotin had a point, Seron was just one big bully. 
 
 Crotin then stood up, his lip bleeding and his pride hurt. He punched Seron and an all out fight between the brothers started to unfold. Seron was stronger, and more experienced so he got Crotin on the ground with a heavy blow to the brow. He was about to strike him on the ground but Boson jumped on his back like a cat and clung to his neck. The crowd exploded. Everyone was amused. Monte just watched, shocked, he even saw some bets go down. 
 
 The fight between the three lasted for a minute, chaos was absolute, low blows, tackles, fists breaking ribs. The three brothers ware a mess of blood and bruises. 
 
 Then, after what Monty thought was years, Murica walked out of the shadow of his corner, a cuban cigar smoking from his bristled mouth. 
 
 `` Allright, allright'' 
 
 `` Break it up boys'' 
 
 He picked up Seron who was this time on top of Boson and threw him off, once again separating the feuding brothers. 
 
 `` Do n't kill yourselves, who is going to pay me if you fools gut each other to death'' 
 
 He smiled, then gestured on the brothers behind him. 
 
 `` You three, come with me. We will work this out.'' 
 
 A finger point to Seron. 
 
 `` And you stay here, you and i will talk later.'' 
 
 He pushed the now discouraged Seron on his way back aside, while Crotin, Maced and Monte walked out slowly. While passing by, Crotin sent a spiteful smile to his brother. 
 
 The bar was once again silent. Prying eyes ware now on the bloody and smeared Seron. He felt humiliated and defeated. Nothing will ever be the same he knew. They ware brothers no more.
