[ WP ] Dr. Frankenstein 's notes on reanimating life are scanned , translated , and posted on the internet .

Today was an especially strange day for Victor Valentino, but he could not pinpoint why. As he took a hearty bite from his lunch, he decided to take a self-evaluation. He was thirty-four, handsome, and great with people, and single. But before he could critically analyze why he was single, he found himself bored with his thoughts. Instead, he decided to pass the time with the lab computer by browsing one of the world's largest imageboards. 
 
 `` These are some juicy stories today'', he thought to himself as he scanned the front page. However, one particular article caught his attention, `` Dr. Frankenstein's notes on reanimating life''. Although he did n't care much for the occult, he recognized the name Frankenstein, immediately thinking of a large green human abomination that popular media cherished so much. With that in mind, he swiped his mouse and made a single click, jumping immediately into the comment section. 
 
 `` yesterday Jennifer made 40 $ an hour at her house. click this link to see how!'' 
 
 `` lol i tried this at home, it worked!'' 
 
 `` me too. upvote for visibility'' 
 
 `` oh god spam bots. this sub has gone to shit. nice tl though, anyone read german?'' 
 
 `` it's Swiss you dumbfuck.'' 
 
 Astounded by the chain of comments, Victor immediately regretted opening the hidden comment at the top of the posts. Disgusted, he made a single click and watched as the topic's upvote rate dropped from 90 % to 81 %, quickly tapping a combined CTRL+W to close the tab. Discontent, he simply went back to eating his sandwhich and realized that he forgot mayonnaise.
