[ WP ] One if by land . Two if by sea . Three if by air . Four if by ...

One if by land. Two if by sea. Three if by air. Four if by skis. 
 
 
 When they saw the fourth lamp lit, they looked up and saw the British riding down the slopes. They were going hard and fast, performing beautiful flips and tricks all down the mountain. 
 
 The Americans looked in awe and said `` We could never defeat anyone that cool and radical!''. 
 
 But George Washington was n't having any of that. `` Come my soldiers and let us show them how we do things around here.''. Then he lifted his skateboard to the sky. 
 
 He and his troops went the nearest skatepark and started skating really cool like to show up the British forces. 
 
 Then hundreds died.
