[ WP ] A revenge speech for something insignificant , or useless to seek revenge for .

Ah, you. Your drug-addled eyes and bone-thin arms kept my PRIZE from me. I rightfully paid for that, and you wanted to deny me. Your paranoia was your undoing! Here I am, with what I so desired, and there you are, miserable because you did n't get what your self-righteous mind felt that you deserved. I am justice, and you are but a mindless worker. You will return to your master, dejected, and I will savor every moment of it. 
 
 No, I'm not going to steal that pizza, and no, you're not getting a tip because you jerked my pizza away from me. Now get off my lawn!
