[ EU ] Not every 00-agent gets to lead a life of beautiful cars and fast women . Tell the story of an agent assigned one of the unglamorous 00 numbers .

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 008. Always in the background. Always after Bond… 007. Always. When he leaves a mess I'm left to clean it up. Remember the mess in Mexico City? Where he collapsed half a city block and then terrorized a huge courtyard full of people by kicking a well respected man out of a heli on a whim. I was sent to placate the locals and their government. You can ’ t even imagine the hell I had to wade through just to get them to not make a fuss to the UN. Back in the day it would've been easy! Not so today, it took me two months of negotiation. Yeah, he gets to sleep with beautiful women and I get to talk to greasy old politicians for 10 hours a day. Tell me how that ’ s fair. He gets to race a jag all over Rome, and i get to fish it out of the bottom of the Tiber. He get to travel to the frozen north and I get to clean up the brains of a crazy old man. That one wasn ’ t terrible, but the real kicker is that he ’ s on the top of a mountain seducing this dead man ’ s estranged daughter, while I'm freezing my arse off watching through film trying to figure out what happened in that shack. On the plus side, I ’ m not getting the piss kicked out of me by Mr. Hinx on a train spending through the desert or getting my brain drilled into by my sociopathic adoptive brother. So I ’ ve got that going for me, which is nice. The things I do for Her Majesty. I ’ d better get a promotion from this M. Especially since I ’ m covering up the death of a private global intelligence contractor by your hand. I saw the tapes, I ’ m the one who bloody covered it up! Now this isn ’ t blackmail, but if 007 gets to make demands, I do too. I want some field time, some real missions, not cleaning up after Bond.
