[ WP ] Instead of Christianity , Judaism , and Islam , the three major religions to make it to the 21st century were the Greek , Roman , and Norse pantheons .

`` Check. So, how have your classes been?'' 
 
 `` Ugh, it's been absolute Hades. I have this one professor who's *super* Norsaphobic,'' Joshithos says as he moves his Centurion. 
 
 `` Really? How so?'' Drafus asks, moving his Praetor up. 
 
 `` Like, we're supposed to be learning statistics, and he just goes off on rants about how if we do n't close our borders the terrorists are gon na send in suicide bombers and shit.'' 
 
 `` Ah. A Trumpicus supporter then.'' 
 
 `` You know it. Speaking of which, did you hear about Mercurymons? Their spokesperson denounced Trumpicus. I mean, how the Hades does a Republican candidate lose the Mercurymons vote?'' 
 
 `` Well I mean, he also tried to pick a fight with the High Priest of Jupiter, remember? When the HP said we should build roads instead of walls?'' 
 
 `` Yeah.'' 
 
 `` It's not really that surprising that he's ticked off pretty much the entire Roman pantheon.'' 
 
 `` I guess. It's just kind of sad, is all. The person who's going to be President deserves to be in jail.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but if she was, we'd be stuck with an even worse President.'' 
 
 `` True enough.'' Joshithos grins and takes Drafus's Empress with his Praetor. `` Looks like I might win this one.'' 
 
 `` Do n't be so sure. Checkmate,'' Drafus declares, moving his Fortress down next to the Emperor. 
 
 `` Huh. Well shit.'' 
 
 `` Better luck next time, buddy.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah. By the way, what are you doing for Saturnalia?'' 
 
 `` Not much, I think. What about you?'' 
 
 `` I'm Greek. I do n't celebrate Saturnalia.'' 
 
 Drafus rolls his eyes. `` I know that, I'm asking what you'll be doing for Dionysia?'' 
 
 `` Well you should've said so.'' 
 
 `` Ugh, forget it. Remind me not to send you a present.'' 
 
 The two friends look at each other and laugh. Little did they know it was the last time they would laugh together. For the next day, a Norse terrorist killed 23 people in a crowded mall before being taken down by security officers. Drafus was one of the 23.
