[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

This particular male, you may have noticed, has taken to bright plumage and sporting activities as a way of attracting a mate. From the celebratory chest bumps to the headtop fur which is short in the front and long in the back, it's clear that he has seen his share of both action and rejection. 
 
 Which will it be this time around? 
 
 All eyes follow him as he approaches one of the females. She has likely seen these types of displays before, and yet is still intrigued by it. She makes a play of fussing with his headtop fur. The male laughs it off, but it's clear that he is injured by her humor: he spent several hours preparing his headtop fur. 
 
 Finally, the moment of truth. The male chirps out some sort of guttural greeting sound. The female smiles. Has the male done it? 
 
 No! It turns out to be a head-fake. The female begins chirping in what can only be described as laughter. She turns tail and rejoins her pack, laughing ever more. She even makes a point of fluffing her headtop fur in mockery of the male. 
 
 The male sits alone, brooding and spouting more guttural cries which sound like `` itch'' or `` which'' or some such sound. He has failed this time, but will certainly try again soon.
