[ WP ] You run an RPG pawn shop . You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they 've acquired .

`` How can I help you today?'' I asked as I polished the mithril armor I had just bought. 
 
 `` I found some leather from the crocodiles,'' he squeaked as he pulled out a stained piece of leather. 
 
 `` 30 gold, max'' I replied. 
 
 `` That's not nearly enough. How about ^^^tree ^^^fiddy 45 gold?'' 
 
 I looked up. These adventurers were getting tiring. I remember the good old days when everyone was respectful and all the gods had n't been killed by a literal chicken. 
 
 `` Look here... Xx360Noscopes42069xX?'' An odd choice of a username, to be honest. 
 
 `` I buy from real adventurers. Not noobs like you. You're lucky I'm even taking that leather off of you. I'm paying you 30 gold or nothing.'' 360 considered for a moment. 
 
 `` How about 40?'' 
 
 I sighed and dropped the armor. `` Listen here, fucker. I'll be completely honest with you. I'm only buying your stuff because I'm legally obligated to do so. 30 gold or nothing. If you argue, it's down to 25. I wo n't get punished if you're the one who chooses to walk away.'' 
 
 `` I think 35 gold is a fair price,'' he said with a completely straight face. 
 
 That was it. I cast a spell on that motherfucker. Strongest I could conjure up. It landed... 
 
 And took away 4 hp. `` Wha... how?'' 
 
 He laughed and donned a full set of armor made of adamant blessed by the god of creation and light. `` Did n't check my combat level, did you? Do n't worry. I'd expect that from a ( italics ) noob ( italics end ) like you.'' 
 
 `` And that's how I got reported and had my merchant license taken away from me.'' 
 
 `` Daddy, what job did you get after that?'' My son asked. 
 
 I told him. `` I went to the Grand Exchange and said'doubling money.' It's odd, it's like saying magic words. It automatically makes everyone want to donate money to you. Weird, right?'' 
 
 ( My first writing prompt, I know it's horrible but meh. )
