[ WP ] Humans are successful partly because we 're omnivores and this holds true on the galactic scale as well . In the future humans have quickly become feared throughout the Milky Way as our soldiers are ready to eat almost anything ... or anyone .

Everyone gathered around the meeting hall of the giant Battle Cruiser. There had been a urgent meeting called by HR at HQ concerning inter-galactic relations. There were rumors of possible war or sanctions being put on; the hall nervous with the announcement. 
 
 Mike Reynolds, the director of Galactic-Species Relations stumbled up to the podium adjusting the microphone. The loud squeal piercing the silent hall. 
 
 `` Aaah... right... there we go.'' Mike adjusted the mic, `` Okay guys! Ah... We've been getting a lot of grievances from the Blorgans, Mauraders, and ah... there's a list here.'' 
 
 Mike pointed to the stack of papers next to him. 
 
 `` You get the point. So... the issue is really snow balling. And because of this HQ has pretty much called this emergency meeting.'' 
 
 The mess hall everyone stood silently waiting to hear what the issue was. 
 
 `` Alright - ah, I'm not sure really where to start but ah... we're gon na have to stop eating Blorgan young --'' Mike was interrupted by an explosion of shouts and jeers from the crowd. 
 
 `` Oh come on! They're so God damn delicious! Have you ever had a Blorgan spit roasted with some Honey BBQ sauce. I swear its like I'm back in home in Mars.'' The comment followed by a host of murmurs and nodding. 
 
 `` Listen - just because they're delicious it does n't make it ok. They're our allies. We're causing some real bad issues with Alien-Human relations'' Mike tried talking some sense. 
 
 `` Well what do you want us to do? I'm tired of this fake meat tofu bullshit! It tastes like cardboard! Meanwhile these Blorgans, they taste like chicken.'' 
 
 `` Well... they are chickens. Hyper intelligent chickens to be exact. And I ca n't have you guys eating them when Blorgan-Human relations are at a critical point in time right now. In fact, our interpreter BakBak said that you, Jerry, ate one of his young when you stayed over the night at his place'' 
 
 Jerry threw his arms up in the air, `` Is he still complaining about that?! Dude, it was an accident! I woke up in the middle of the night, was a little hungry. Went into his fridge and made a fucking omelette! In fact, I was nice enough to make him some too!'' 
 
 `` Well Jerry, that omelette was his youngest son, molting! And that fridge was his bed room! Maybe you should know a little about BakBak considering he's been working with us for 6 months now'' 
 
 `` He's got like a hundred sons! He lays a new egg every week. How the hell am I supposed to know these things. Maybe BakBak should know a little about me! Hi, I'm Jerry. I'm from the Milky Way and I love chickens, where chickens are dumb little animals and go great with a plate of fucking fries!'' 
 
 BakBak stood up from the corner of the room and let out a loud, `` Bak, bak, bak'', loosely translated to `` Hey fuck you Jerry!''. 
 
 Jerry stood up, `` Oh yea BakBak, you wan na do this!? I've been eating this sludge for 5 months now. I got some pineapple sauce that would go great slathered all over you'' 
 
 BakBak responded with more clucking, `` I'm the one that's been shitting on your shoes'' 
 
 Jerry fumed red, `` That was you!? You son of a bitch. Those were a originals sent from home! You have any idea how much those cost'' 
 
 BakBak's wings flared, `` I will shit on them again and again'' 
 
 `` I will deep-fry every one of your sons!'' Jerry losing control. 
 
 BakBak let out a loud blood curdling cluck. 
 
 Mike interjected, `` Hey Guys! Guys! Shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!'' 
 
 The hall fell silent 
 
 Mike took a deep breath, `` Listen, some mistakes were made. Jerry, I'm sure you did n't mean that comment about deep frying and you're very sorry for eating BakBak's youngest son. And BakBak it's frowned upon to take a dump on someone's shoes, especially ones given as presents. But whats in the past is in the past. Let's just move forward here. We're gon na have to make some sacrifices, and one of them is Blorgan young are no longer allowed... Any questions?'' 
 
 John from the back raised his hand. 
 
 `` Yes John.'' Mike pointed at the back. 
 
 `` Where do we stand on the whole Marauder thing?'' 
 
 `` Oh they're assholes, you can still eat them.'' 
 
 

