[ WP ] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet . You have worked for years alongside archaeologists finding lost cities and ancient treasures ; however , today is the first time you have ever said `` We should not dig here . ''

I've been to enough site that I've pretty much seen it all. I've found hidden caches of riches in the jungles of the amazon, sunken galleons off the Mediterranean, ancient remains of civilizations long sine come and gone. Things do n't surprise me anymore. People pay big bucks for my gift and if they've done their research I will most likely deliver. It's the dumb ones that really make you scratch your head though. The more money than brain types who have a `` hunch that something might be buried here'' take last week for example. 
 
 A guy in Kentucky says he thinks there might be oil somewhere on his property. No idea what brought him to that conclusion but I do n't argue it, if you've got the money I'll be there. Guy pays me and I head out to his property. It's a farm thats probably been in the family for generations. He takes me to the spot `` Just about here is where I think we're gon find the good stuff.'' He said to me with a smirk. `` Yea you probably should n't dig here.'' I replied. `` And why is that, you do n't see nothing?'' `` Oh no I see something but you really should n't dig here.'' He began to grow impatient with me but I figured it would be somewhat obvious `` Well what you see then?'' `` Believe me you do n't wan na dig here.'' The man kicked me off his property and demanded his money back. Did n't even wait for an explanation so why should I give it to him. Anyways next day I flick on the news and they got a breaking story of an idiot who ignored the buried power line signs while digging in his back yard. Guy should've waited to hear what I had to say. No sweat off my back though.
