[ WP ] Somebody eats something absolutely disgusting , but it is described in a way that makes it sound delicious .

It tasted so good. It was still hot and fresh, its aroma filling my nose and making my mouth water every time I was n't actually in the middle of eating it. The gravy on top made it even better, the soft and milky mashed potatoes adding an excellent complement to the meat. I swear this was some of the best turkey I'd ever eaten, not too dry, and full of flavor. 
 
 `` So, you like the Turkey I made?'' my wife asked from across the table. 
 
 `` Yeah, its great!'' I exclaimed. `` And with the gravy and potatoes, I do n't think you could get a much better meal.'' 
 
 `` That's great, honey,'' she said. `` I told you that tofu tasted really good.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' I responded with a mouth full of food. 
 
 `` That's not turkey. Its Tofurky. I've been telling you that it tasted just like the real thing.'' 
 
 I sat in horror, the once excellent food now making me want to vomit a little.
