[ TT ] A vampire 's first day on his job as a detective .

Count Vramer sat as his desk twiddling his thumbs. *How boring being a detective is! * He thought, yawning loudly. Just then his partner, Larry, burst in the room. `` Sir! Theirs been a murder! Some George R. R.-'' Larry suddenly noticed the three dead bodies lazily shoved under Count Vramer's desk. Seeing the bite marks on there necks it was clear what had happened. `` Oh Count.'' Larry said as the studio audience laughed at the Count's hilarious shenanigans. As the Count and Larry discussed the murder a skinny, sexy, large breasted women entered. There was a huge applause and one guy whistled like an asshole. `` Oh Count,'' the lady said as she leaned over his desk, exposing her freedom humps, `` I am in desperate need of dinner plans. Can you help?'' 
 The Count smiled and said `` Why of course I can help you. I am dyeing of boredom here.,'' He motioned to the dead bodies, `` It seems some have already fallen prey.'' 
 He got up an linked his arm into hers. As they walked of he slipped his hand to her thigh and the audience went crazy. 
 Larry turned to the camera and said `` Just another day in *Count Vramer's Detective Adventures! `` *
