[ WP ] A ghost possesses a computer printer . No one realizes anything is abnormal .

Bob shouted out to the office; 
 
 `` Who the hell keeps trying to print out copies of the necronomicon?'' 
 
 Dave rolled his eyes and got up from his desk, he hated being the guy who had to sit next to this infernal machine. 
 
 `` What is it this time?'' asked Dave. 
 
 Bob held out pages of something that looked like bleeding heavy metal album covers. 
 
 `` This bullshit is getting printed again,'' said Bob. 
 
 Dave examined the papers and sighed, this had been going on all week. 
 
 `` This printer is bluetoothed is n't it?'' asked Bob, `` I'll bet some teenager with a tablet is accessing it from off-sight somewhere and printing this as a joke. Is n't this printer password protected?'' 
 
 `` I thought it was,'' said Dave as he got on the phone to the IT department. 
 
 `` Hello IT.'' 
 
 `` Frank, it's Dave again, this fuckin printer is printing nonsense again,'' said Dave 
 
 `` What is it this time?'' asked Frank. 
 
 `` Ah some god damn bullshit apocalyptic nonsense. It looks like Tim Lahaye on acid,'' said Dave. 
 
 `` Have you tried turning it off and on?'' asked Frank. 
 
 `` Hold on,'' said Dave. 
 
 Dave reached over to the printer and flicked the on off switch. This caused the printer to violently judder and spray blood. 
 
 `` Cripes, now the ink cartridge is acting up!'' said Dave, `` It's leaking red ink all over the bloody place!'' 
 
 `` Red ink? That printer is n't even supposed to have colour! Some idiot put the wrong cartridge inside, no wonder it's acting up,'' said Frank. 
 
 Bob, who was standing closest to the printer, got angry with the printer spraying blood all over him and he pulled an axe out of a nearby fire hose cabinet and smashed the printer to pieces. 
 
 `` God damn that thing! This shirt was a Hoffstetter!'' Bob shouted in anger. 
 
 `` Hold up, Frank, Bob just went all Lizzie Borden on the printer,'' said Dave. 
 
 `` Yeah, it does n't matter,'' said Frank, `` Sounds like the printer was fucked anyway. If you put the wrong cartridge the heads get permanently fucked up, you ca n't fix that.'' 
 
 `` Figures,'' said Dave.
