[ EU ] Write about what happens after the ending of Fight Club

The book: 
 
 Since everyone wants to know what happens when you die, let's knock this one out early. Heaven is a clinical version of a resort. Nice scenery, fake people and all meals included, but you're not allowed to drink, swear or fuck. Maybe I'm actually in hell. Even so, I maintain that it's better to incur God's wraith than his indifference. 
 
 Whatever happened left me narcoleptic here, which is a nice upgrade from insomnia. It's great for dealing with people you do n't want to talk to, or cutting out the boring parts of your day. No matter what happens when I fall asleep, I wake to something far more interesting. Usually a crowd of people. 
 
 As for Tyler, he does n't show up anymore, and I ca n't help but feel a little rejected. Sure we fought, but we had some good times when he was n't actively trying to kill me. Maybe it's for the bett... Zzzzzzzzzz...
