[ WP ] `` A compelling argument ! But I 'm afraid your username gave it away . ''

*I do n't know, man. Cucumbers that have been soaking in fermented plant water do n't sound very appetizing. I bet they taste like crap. * 
 
 *\-Someone on this subreddit who must not be named* 
 
 I received this message in my inbox. Needless to say, I was furious. How could they not know the good word of the pickle? I furiously typed, breaking a few keys in the process. 
 
 *Have you ever tried a pickle? They are truly delicious; my favorite food, in fact. The saltiness and tang contrast the natural sweetness of the cucumber. Besides, a cuke is like vanilla ice cream. It's a blank canvas for all your flavoring needs. Like a sweeter pickle? Add sugar and cinnamon. Want a tangy, spicy treat? Pop a minced pepper and extra dill in. The possibilities are endless. * 
 
 Good. I have taught this person the Gospel of The Pickle. Now, may they be blessed with good vinegar and -- oh, a reply. 
 
 *A compelling argument! But I'm afraid your username gave it away. * 
 
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 Like that story? You can find more of my work at /r/Picklestasteg00d.
