[ WP ] Everyone in the world wakes up one morning , with the knowledge , that sometime during the night , God died .

**San Francisco, Monday May 12th, 2014, 6:07AM: ** 
 
 
 I woke up gasping for air, sat straight up with my hand on my chest, trying to calm myself down. Did... did this just happen? 
 
 I knew what I had to do. Ran to the kitchen. Grabbed a toast, buttered it, raised it above my head, and calmly let it fall. 
 
 I looked in disbelief. Buttered side up! This is real! We did it! 
 
 I ran to the phone, 35 missed calls... all from Mark. I quickly called him back. It is already 3 in the afternoon in Geneva. They must have known about this for a while. 
 
 He picked up screaming `` James, where the fuck have you been? It worked! It fucking worked''. I was in shock... `` Oh my... gosh. We did it, you magnificent bastard''. 
 
 `` Yes'', he continued, `` And get this! We just ran a few experiments at the LHC. The uncertainty principle no longer holds. We can now determine both the location and the speed of electrons beyond what Heisenberg predicted. That old bastard was personally messing with our experiments all along'' 
 
 `` What about C? ``, I asked. 
 
 Mark answered quickly `` Gone! As of now, we have accelerated electrons to 3C with no problems whatsoever. He was slowing the whole universe down too! Do you know what just happened man? We beat him! We won. We finally found the way to get rid of him. About time too!'' 
 
 I let out a loud laugh. This was unbelievable. The start of an era! No, scratch that. This is where our civilization actually starts! 
 
 `` Oh, and James'', Mark added... `` Are you ready to learn the truth about extraterrestrial life?''. A relaxed smile beamed out of my eyes.
