[ WP ] The Devil just runs hell . I own it .

`` Righty right boys, how are our stocks doing?'' I asked as i leaned over the brimstone conference table. Devilishly expensive, but i can afford it. You know, being the CEO of Azazel Trading Inc. comes with it's perks. A mansion in Hellwood Hills, well tailored suits made from the skins of the damned, the full program. And a Porsche of course. Engineering that good can only be done by germans, and we got our fair share of those since... You know. Of course somebody has to do the torturing. That's why i hired Mr. L, or Lucifer, Satan, the devil, i do n't care. A common misconception is that he's the Master of Hell. Maybe he runs the place, but i own it. Me and my Junior Ceo/Son. You know, it's kind of a family business down here, and Jesus never lets a deal slip.
