[ WP ] Johnny has to explain to the tax assessor where he obtained a fiddle of gold and why he should n't pay income tax on it .

The tax assessor rifled through his sheets as Johnny twitched before him, seemingly agitated. The tax collector noted that his mouth kept curling at the sides, as if excited, before pulling it back at once. Sort of a restrained jubilation, as it were. The assessor fondly remembered watching that episode of *Seinfeld* before returning to the task at hand. 
 
 `` So, you say you obtained this pot of gold...'' 
 
 `` From the end of a rainbow!'' he yelled. Unusual, he was quite angry. 
 
 `` So somebody just left this pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?'' 
 
 `` No!'' Johnny shrieked. `` You know how they say there's a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow? It's true! I found a pot of gold!'' 
 
 `` Interesting, nobody reported a pot of gold stolen...'' 
 
 `` It was n't stolen!'' 
 
 `` So then who owns it? Did they just leave it there?'' 
 
 `` No! It appeared there with the rainbow!'' 
 
 `` Ooooooookaaaay...'' the tax assessor muttered nervously. `` And why should n't this be reported on your income taxes?'' 
 
 `` You just... do n't do that!'' Johnny replied angrily. `` Do you think some... some tax assessor taxed Jack after he killed the giant and got all his stuff?'' 
 
 `` I never liked Jack and the Beanstalk'' the tax assessor stated flatly. `` Jack just gets away with robbery and murder...'' 
 
 `` Well it's one of those... those heartwarming stories, and one just happened to me! Ca n't you just...'' 
 
 `` Look, bud...'' the assessor explained. `` If we let you off, suddenly everyone with an offshore account would be frauding us all the time.'' 
 
 The tax assessor did n't understand Johnny's reactions. It was as if he was trying to reason with him, but words could n't escape his mouth, or the assessor's logic. 
 
 `` Fine. Fine...'' Johnny resigned. `` I'll pay income taxes. Just tell me what rate I need to pay at and I'll pay, I do n't care...'' 
 
 `` Excellent!'' said the tax assessor. `` Now, you stated this is bottomless, correct?'' 
 
 `` Um...''
