[ WP ] You can switch bodies with people , if you look into their eyes for long enough .

`` What the fuck are you staring at you creep?'' 
 
 I admit it. I was looking into her eyes way too long. Not because I was trying to seduce her or anything - my self-esteem is much too low for that - but because I was trying to switch bodies with her. You see, I have had a curious little characteristic as some might call it. Basically, if I look into somebody ’ s eyes long enough, I can switch bodies with them. This creates a whole host of awkward situations, but hey! I have n't had the same body since I was a teenager and traded up for a beefy jock bod. 
 
 Honestly I should probably do something with this super power like save the world or become a diabolical villain. I do n't really have those ambitions though, it's too much work. I'd rather just become a hot girl and feel myself up on the low. Maybe I should just go to the hospital and let them run tests on me to see if there is anything they can find out to help advance human knowledge. Nope, I'll just be a hot girl and feel myself up. 
 
 See, there is a problem. Whenever I switch bodies, the body I switched from becomes a zombie. I have no clue what happens to the other person but they basically have the mentality of a two-year-old. So far, this has been blamed on immunizations, head trauma, and drugs. 
 
 I know you're probably thinking, `` damn! This guy's a psychopath.'' I'm not going to dispute that. Nobody can suspect me of a thing because my original body is currently in the psych ward stuffing crayons up his nose. 
 
 It ’ s also freaks people out when you take someone ’ s body and don ’ t act like them at all. I had a family preparing to do an exorcism on me before I jumped bodies on them. It ’ s really quiet a lonely life, but it can also be quite amusing. 
 
 I really like Reddit because I can let my feelings out anonymously. 

