[ WP ] The year is 2065 . The world still reeling from nuclear fallout , a surviving veteran chronicles how a 2014 Hollywood movie taunting North Korea ignited World War 3 .

June 12th, 2065. Cincinnati, Ohio. Been traveling on this road for about three days since leaving the hostel. 
 
 I feel that it's prudent to write down a few fleeting facts about what led to this, since I wo n't be around long to tell anyone with my own voice. Water is running low, and there's nothing but black desert for miles. God willing, someone will find these pages before the ink washes out. 
 
 In 1941, the Imperial Japanese woke a sleeping giant. Through a surprise attack on Pearl Harbor, they drew the United States into World War II. Now, when they say history repeats itself, they're not bullshitting you. Seventy-five years later, The United States woke a giant of their own. 
 
 Do n't get confused with what you might read in the history books. Kim Jong Un was no great military leader or strategist. He was a massive man child with daddy issues and and a mess of nuclear silos at his command. We made the mistake of letting those ass hats Rogan and Franco make a movie poking fun at him. It even depicted a pretty brutal assassination. In the man child's beady little eyes, this was an act of war. 
 
 The first missiles made landfall on December 27th, 2014. No one knows exactly when they hit, only that they took the entire west coast of the US with them. Millions dead in moments, over a movie. A fucking movie. 
 
 We got the usual shtick in the next few days. `` Stay inside your homes, the situation is under control.'' and all that other shit. When your leaders say they have everything under control, they're probably losing what little grip they have left. 
 
 The fallout went ahead without delay. Countless cities' populations disappeared overnight. Anyone who did n't die from illness was crushed as skyscrapers and radio towers crumbled onto their heads 
 
 Years later, and they're still finding bodies in the Midwest. Me? I got the hell out of New York about two days before another missile took its bite of the big apple. No one is quite sure where the third one came from. North Korea had been glassed and wiped from the face of the planet less than twenty four hours after the purge of the west. Many suspected that Putin had been involved before he caught a bullet in the head from one of his own secret service. I suppose we'll never know or sure. 
 
 People around here are the unlucky ones. The ones who did n't make the refugee boats bound for the EU or Australia. Bandits are everywhere. They'll blow your brains out for a half decent pair of sneakers. What's left of the Guard tries to keep the peace, but they're just desperate. Most are a bunch of thugs who take all the food for themselves and leave families to starve. I'm sure they were good men once. Now look what the world has done to them. 
 
 In parting, fuck you Seth Rogan. Fuck you James Franco. Your little joke ruined the whole world. If there's any justice, they'll hang you from the St. Louis arch for what you've done. I only regret that I wo n't be there to do it myself.
