[ WP ] This superhero was so good , he rid the world of all evil . Bored , he 's now taken up to fight even the smallest misdemeanors , to the annoyance of everyone .

`` Well, I am bored and I need to fight crime hence, the destruction of your house.'' 
 Fuck. I was just torrenting my pirated version of the crawling dead and this green blur comes crashing down from the sky, destroying my roof in the process while screaming: Stop, evil doer! I am the green crusader! and I have come here to stop you!. `` huh?'' well, to be honest. You ca n't say a lot when a hunk guy in all green drop down from the sky and into your room while destroying your roof. `` As I said, you were torrenting a television series and I shall not let illegal torrenting run amok!''. `` what? do n't you have a shit tons of evil super villains like Tyrannosaurus Alex and Robo-Stalin to fight?''. `` well, to be honest, I defeated all of them. Tyrannosaurus Alex is safely in prison, separated from his army of telepathically controlled tyrannosaurus rexes. and Robo -Stalin is scrap metal thanks to my awesome finishing move, THE GREEN RAY!!!!'' `` so....since you have no archenemies to fight.......'' `` INDEED! I shall fight all evil like my alien godmother told me!'' `` And that is the reason for destroying the roof?'' `` Yes! Fight me! evildoer!'' `` Nope, I'm suing the hell out of your ass. And I'm calling the cops'' 
 `` You ca n't do that! I am the green crusader! the hero of this world, destroyer of T-rexes and breaker of records! Now fight me! evil torrenter! and I shall, in the name of justice, destroy you!'' and this guy raises his fists to end me. Hell, I am just a guy who wanted to watch good shows free. And here I am, about to die by a superhero. well, fuck. I wanted to have a good last words but the only words that I can think of was `` Well, let me finish this season before you kill me, reviews said that this season was awesome''.
