[ WP ] A Man dies and expects to go either Heaven or Hell , only to be told by an Angel that he already was in Hell and now his punishment is over

`` Wait, earth is hell? But I thought we go to hell when we die on earth?'' The angel replied with `` No, earth itself is n't hell. Hell just happens to be very similar to the worst aspects of life on earth. I mean think about the past year; there was a racist tangerine that got elected president, killer clowns were a thing for a while, Rick and Morty season 3 was delayed, are you starting to see a pattern here?'' `` But why am I being set free now, its only been a year since things went crazy.'' The angel replied: `` Are you serious!? You survived here for an entire year, do n't you think the entirety of 2016 was bad enough! Just be glad it'll be over by midnight. By the way happy new year.''
