[ WP ] It all takes place in a bathroom

Barry turns his neck slightly upwards, grabs the showerhead firmly, and braces himself. 
 
 `` Girls just wan na have fun. They just want, they just wan na, girls, girls just wan na'' 
 
 A door slams in the distance. A spine straightens sharply. *Crack. * Barry slams into the ground. Footsteps beat a knell of approaching embarrassment upon stairs. 
 
 The door swings open, and an attractive, dark-haired woman in her mid 20s rushes in. Her voice is melodious, but there is an urgency to her speech. 
 
 `` Are you okay Grandpa?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.'' 
 
 Grandpa Barry's cheeks turn bright red. Arthritic knees buckle and give as his paunchy belly evilly collaborates with gravity. 
 
 The woman stares unabashedly at his wrinkly nakedness, with hands pressing hard against curvy hips. 
 
 Barry tries to get up. Again. Again. Again. He grasps the shower bar. 
 
 *Skreechhhh. * 
 
 It tears clean off. More footsteps can be heard on the stairs. Barry whips his head around. Left, right, left again. Nothing stable adorns the shower's walls. Hanging his head, Barry stares at tile stained with blue soap as a female approaching 60 enters with clenched fists.. 
 
 `` Dad, what are you doing?'' 
 
 The question is asked harshly. Tones reverberate through Barry's eardrums. His spine goes forward this time, bending instead of straightening. 
 
 `` Nothing dear.'' 
 
 His speech is halting. 
 
 `` I'' 
 
 The women look at each other. Barry looks at them, but sees no message. Yet they turn upon him, mother adopting her daughter's posture. And as one, they yell: 
 
 `` Were you singing again?'' 
 
 Beaten, Barry mumbles `` yes.'' 
 
 And together, the women burst out laughing. Hands come off hips and shoulders relax. Long legs stride towards the shower. Recently manicured hands dip to grasp Barry' elderly joints, taking care to avoid nether-regions that clearly have not been recently manicured. 
 
 They lift him up in the warm rain, a tender but firm source of support. Now thoroughly soaked, they depart. 
 
 `` Girls just wan na have fun!'' 
 
 `` Barry!''
