[ WP ] Write a story about a modern day pub in London , with one catch : It consists entirely of fantasy races

Sitting at his regular booth in the Boarshead Pub at the intersection of Lexington and Main St., probably for the last time, Joseph had recalled how much things had changed in the last four decades. He was 20 when the rift first opened. But with each progressing decade, the problem just kept getting worse. 
 
 To a lot of people, it was not a “ problem. ” People, nerds rather, initially drooled at the idea of getting to meet real life elves and fairies. Little did they know that elves and fairies are nothing like they are described as in their Dungeons and Dragon's Manuals. 
 
 Joseph scanned the pub, and not surprisingly, realized he was the only human in the whole place. Well, prices were getting higher, and the ratio of these new-comers to the locals had grown to 4:1. He had been told by the last fellow-human he had met in this bar, that the bartender was a Dvorak. He had no idea what that meant. And the bartender guy, or possibly girl, spoke no English. So we have to use some simplified pigin of a language, mainly written on cards and using a lot of pointing. There were also gnomes, goblins, and dwarfs among those who had passed through into our land. Oddly enough, the dwarfs actually seemed to fit their human-based fantastical description pretty well. They were about half a man tall, grew long beards, and were heavily into the mining trade. 
 
 The humans, at least those left in London, unsurprisingly had a strong hatred of all of *them. * Because ever since that rift in space-time opened up, and magic entered their world and allowed all of these creatures to pass through, the job market became instantly over-saturated. And even though he was human, and trained to do human jobs that needed being done for humans, Joseph quickly found more and more of his capable human-coworkers being replaced by these outsiders. And why? One advantage. Magic. Cheaper to run a factory with one druid than 50 honest men. Joseph did n't hate them individually, nor did he act rudely towards them, but as a group, he detested the lot of them. *Because they took our damn jobs! * 
 
 *Edit: Thanks OP for the formatting help!
