[ WP ] Everyone is immortal , and everyone is a dick about it .

I woke up with an intense pressure in my chest, almost like an elephant was sitting on it. I couldn ’ t seem to catch my breath, and my left arm hurt like a mother fucker. 
 
 
 “ Johnny ” I angrily I croaked out “ Get in here. Now. ” Johnny came around the corner giggling. This was the third time this month he had used Poi powder to induce a heart attack on my while I was sleeping. “ Is something wrong? ” he said while still trying to stifle his laughs. “ Give… me… the… antidote… now ” I said as sternly I could while my body tried desperately to correct what was going on inside of it. Finally Johnny pulled out a vile of silver liquid that had a whitish hue to it and poured it into my mouth. Almost immediately my body started to relax as the liquid went through and righted my arteries “ I hate the taste of Cadnes, why do you put me through this so often? ” I asked when I finally regained my composure. “ It ’ s hard for anything to make us feel alive anymore now that we figured out this whole immortality thing, I just wanted to make sure you remember what it ’ s all about ” he replied in a snarky tone. 
 
 
 “ That ’ s the problem with immortality, you have to be a dick to have any fun anymore. ” I said as I casually slammed a knife into his windpipe. Johnny immediately fell to the ground clutching he knife, and gasping for air. I ’ d let him figure this one out on his own, maybe next time he ’ ll think before playing one of practical jokes. To be honest though. It did at least give the day a little variety. 

