[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

( Apologies to THunt for stealing a character's name. ) 
 
 Two men sit in the waiting room outside the delivery room. The discussion: names. 
 
 Complains of Names: I'm just saying, naming is n't really that big a deal. When have I ever complained about someones name? 
 
 Works Quickly: You mean other than your own? 
 
 Complains of Names: Yes, well, that's like a self-fulfilling tautology. My name would suggest I complain about *other people's* names. 
 
 Works Quickly: Eh. All I know is that my name is accurate. You ever see anyone finish a job faster than me? 
 
 Complains of Names: Yeah, your name is pretty accurate... though it could be that you work as fast as you do because you worked to live up to your name. 
 
 Works Quickly: Maybe. I still think the seers know what they're doing. What about Trips A Lot? You think he's trying to live up to his name? 
 
 Complains of Names: Maybe in a subconscious fashion? There's a lot of research into placebos and such that suggest our minds can have a powerful effect on our health, both ways. 
 
 Works Quickly: I think you're reaching. Anyway -- 
 
 Nurse Cares A Lot: Complains of Names? Your daughter has been born. 
 
 Complains of Names: Yeah? What's her name. 
 
 Nurse Cares: It's... um... Bites People. 
 
 Complains of Names:... are you fucking kidding me?!
