[ WP ] A conversation between two `` one uppers ''

`` Hey, Steve. Watch this sweet shot.'' Larry corked his hand back, shot it forward and released the concealed crumpled ball of paper in to the air. It sailed towards the recycle bin and gracefully dropped in. 
 
 `` That was pretty sweet, got to give you that, but check this out.'' Steve crumpled two paper balls of his own and released both in to the air simultaneously, aiming for the bin. The efforts were successful. 
 
 Both men looked at each other, hiding their mutual respect. 
 
 Larry ran at the recycle bin and dove head first in to it, completely wiping out the bin and leaving a large inprint on the adjacent wall. Steve, obscenely impressed, looked on blankly. 
 
 The door to the room burst open. `` What in the name of God is going on in here?'' It was their boss. The two idiots were at work. Heads of fellow workers were peering in behind the frame of the boss who was stood at the door. 
 
 Larry spoke up `` I am the bin now, Steve.'' 
 
 `` I do n't give a monkey's arse if you're the bin, Larry.'' barked their boss. `` All I want to know is how the fuck are you going to top that, Steve?'' 
 
 The crowd of workers behind the boss erupted in to cheers and began to chant `` ONE-UP OFF! ONE-UP OFF! ONE-UP OFF!'' 
 
 Steve rose from his desk, looked on at the clamouring crowd, nodded, and then ran through the wall closest to him, leaving a cartoon like outline of his body. 
 
 Two co-workers, who had clearly witnessed something like this before, began to commentate on the proceedings: 
 
 *'' What we have here Kyle is the first'One-Up Off' of 2016. It's as simple as that. There's no two-ways about it. `` * 
 
 *'' Well, Jerry, I have to agree with you. That is clearly what is happening here. We have two talented veterans of the game willing to put it all on the line for those of us in attendance. `` * 
 
 Larry rose from the bin and looked towards the dust that was still in the air from Steve running through the wall. Steve's face was barely visible through the debris, but he was there. He was there and he was smiling. Larry could feel it. He had to respond. 
 
 Larry looked around the room and then made is way through the door. Surrounded by colleagues, he marched over to the printer, eyed it up, and then swallowed it whole. 
 
 *'' WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? `` * 
 
 *'' We have not seen consumption like this for a long time! You have to go back to 2012 when a competitor ate a child another worker had brought in to the office to even come close! `` * 
 
 Steve emerged from the rubble without a mark on him but with his pride temporarily scathed. He looked at Larry and plotted his next move. He calmly walked over the nearest computer and climbed in to the monitor. 
 
 *'' Ohhh, what's happening here, Kyle? This is uncharted territory for us. Never before have we witnessed a competitor insert themselves in to a computer. `` * 
 
 Larry's stomach illuminated and the mechanical noise of the printer boomed from inside of his body. 
 
 *'' Oh my God, Steve is printing himself off, Jerry. `` * 
 
 Their boss joined the commentary team. 
 
 *'' Good to have you, boss. What do you make of this? `` * 
 
 *'' Well this is just classic Steve right here. You can never look past his ingenuity when he's in the zone as he is right now. `` * 
 
 Larry's skin began to pulse as Steve was being printed off from inside of him. His stomach bulged as Larry tried to suppress Steve's rebirth. His efforts were futile. His skin began to break as Steve appeared from underneath. Blood splattered around the room as Steve emerged. 
 
 *'' OH MY GOD HE EVEN PRINTED HIMSELF IN BLACK AND WHITE! `` * 
 
 Steve stood victorious. The office was going wild. The Boss walked over to the main wall by reception and picked up a piece of chalk. 
 
 **STEVE: 321** 
 
 **CHALLENGERS: 0** 
 
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