[ EU ] Exposure to a rare atomized compound has driven a bloodlusted alien to carry out an extinction-level killing spree . The Pentagon calls you in to spearhead the hardest task of your storied career : Devise the plan that will neutralize Superman .

At that time we did n't have a Doomsday, fuck that it's a lunatic's dream. No, we could n't have called the General Zod. Why to double the problem right? Zatanna was too busy being a youtube celebrity and no the magic is not real ( What real is her 34D boobies tho ). There was a mock cryptonite that the previous guy who was in charge used against superman. He is dead now. Yeah turns out it's just a rock. 
 
 What we used was a Russian tool: Tsar bomb. 
 
 I had to make sure so I put 3 of them in one place at New York where we were going to declare to him personally that we gave up. 
 
 Was it worth it? To change the USA's northeast geography permanently? To drown millions of canadians and giving cancer to almost all of North America and Western Europe? 
 
 Yes it was worth it. We did fuck him up at the end. 
 
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