[ WP ] The humans are gone . The dogs believe that they are the heir to their legacy . The cats disagree .

Have you ever just woke up one day and realised, `` Hey, somethings different here'' thats what happened to me one sunny day. I woke up got around a bit and I realised to myself `` Well god damn, where did they go?''. I thought to look out the window to investigate. My god, the moving metal boxes were n't moving and none of the other owners were outside either. I panicked. I kept thinking `` Who's gon na feed me now? Who's gon na take me on walks?''. Until finally *he* appeared out of the shadows. `` What the hell are you doing walking around the goddamn place like a goddamn furry thing with a goddamn fluffy ass tail.'' he said. `` Whiskers, they're gone, they're all gone!'' I said in a panick. Whiskers eyes grew in size, `` My god, have you tried making the talking box talk?''. `` Do n't you think I tried that already! It just keeps snowing!''. Whiskers then expressed `` Well then what the hell are we going to do? No talking box and no owners to give us food, we are screwed!''. I then said `` Well the owners would want me to be in charge of the house, so I say we must start thinking of a plan of some sort.''. Anger grew in Whiskers face `` Why do you think the owners would want you in charge?''. I looked at him and explained myself to him `` Well, they obviously liked me better, think of it! They brought me outside, they gave me bones and you are afraid of water!''. Whiskers anger grew even more `` Give me a goddamn break, you know why I do n't like touching water, I do n't like the feels of it on my paws!'' `` You always say that Whiskers! We all know thats bullshit!'' I yelled at him. Whiskers anger grew so much that he pounced at me, clawing at me and hissing at me `` YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU TAKE THAT BACK!'' Whiskers hissed at me. `` NO!''. All of a sudden a haunting sound echoed throughout the house, Whiskers and I froze in the sound of such a haunting thing. `` What the bloody hell is going on here?'' said Jasper the Hamster.
