[ WP ] Saved the Princess . Killed the Dragon . Happily ever after . But before that , you have to attend a funeral . For the dragon you just killed . And you ca n't refuse since his will asked for you specifically by name .

He had finally conquered the world. All of them, in fact! For he was finally reunited with his lovely princess. And that damn dragon had finally been killed; crushed under the weight of his mighty feet. But, as luck would have it, it was not to be thier final meeting. For the dragon had requested our hero's presence on his funeral. 
 
 Now, dragon funerals are tough to attend. Their soul lingers around the body; harmless to mortals but not a moment at peace. Their demise is only complete after their ceremonial cremation, which can only finish once they know the name of their slayer ( s ). In this case, the poor dragon did n't know who the little fellow was who was exiting him from this realm. 
 
 The dragon turns towards the hero and says, `` Who are you? You took away EVERYTHING from me, I demand to know your name so that I may peacefully enter the next realm in my new avatar. Tell me. WHO ARE YOU??'' 
 
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 `` It's a me, MARIO''. 
 
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