[ WP ] You 're allergic to stupidity . Literally . Describe a day in your life .

People think I'm either eternally ill or just very rude. They're not totally wrong. Even this morning I accidentally sneezed on Susan the receptionist's lunch when she asked what tv soap opera I watch. Not long after I sneezed right into David the temp's yawning mouth when he told me he'd booked me in for three different meetings at 10:00 because he forgot to check the dates. Jane, or dusty Jane as I call her also got a free spray of sneeze juice when she asked for my help getting her computer mouse to work, I could see from 4 desks away that it was unplugged and I did n't even have my glasses on. I can barely hold a conversation in this office without sneezing. My eyes water and nose runs when I see anyone trying to use the photocopier. I was too congested to breath yesterday when Jackie put the staples into the stapler upside down for the third time this month. My friend Alex wants me to go to a church on Sunday. I would n't survive 5 minutes. The only time I get any rest is at home. Peace and quiet. Just myself, my cat, Napoleon and my carefully selected books. I must have the most pretentious nostrils ever. Being allergic to stupidity is a curse.
