[ WP ] A story where the protagonist is a pretty decent individual by most accounts , but is DESPISED by the narrator .

Today was just another normal day for Cathy. She got up, tied up her piss-blonde hair, put on that stupid green, floral romper that brought out the vomit color in her beady little eyes, and began to prepare breakfast. 
 
 Because Cathy apparently cares about the environment, she's animal-free, plant-free, dairy-free, gluten-free, non-GMO, organic-dirt-only, and whatever-the-fuck-else-that-isn't-air-free. If only diet and exercise could make her ugly on the inside. 
 
 After a full, hearty breakfast of oxygen and water, Cathy went out for her daily 5-mile run. While she was `` running'' along at an amateur pace of 9 mph, Cathy came across a young kitten stuck in a tree. Of course, the dumb bitch did n't know that cats do n't like people. So instead of minding her own fucking business, Cathy tries to help the kitten out of the tree. 
 
 Surprisingly, the retard manages to get one thing right in her entire life and falls down the tree, breaking her leg -- but not before she embraces the cat with her grossly-toned arms and safely brings it to the ground. 
 
 Fuck Cathy.
