[ EU ] Pokemon battles are now part of the olympics

`` Now we're back to the Olympic winter games. Today's event, The Suicune Run is quite the harrowing challenge. Pokemon will be faced with following the course of the swift Suicune through blizzards, snow, and sleet, through the trees, over the boulders, and beyond the rivers. This is n't just a race to the finish, it's a race to survive. And like with all races, pokemon moves are completely acceptable and each Pokemon must bear their rider throughout the entire course. Now before we begin, 11 year old Satoshi has been forced to release Suicune. How did this tiny kid capture such a Legendary Pokemon? The world may never know. Now the victor will be declared after 1 hour of pursuit. Wherever Suicune's last position after the hour will be declared the finish line. 
 
 Now for the CONTENDERS!!!!! I present to you... 
 
 From the wonderful green hills of Ireland, rides Aidan Turner upon his Rapidash Tír na nÓg. 
 
 David Lekuta Rudisha from Kenya rides in on his Pyroar: ( no name ) and such a gorgeous lion at that. Now that's a man who can train with his partner. Rudisha took the Gold in the men's 800m race in the 2012 Olympics. I ca n't wait to see how he and his Pyroar handle the cold. 
 
 Olympic Equestrian Gold Medalist Charlotte Dujardin of Great Britain takes her place with her own Rapidash: Valegro. 
 
 Adelinde Cornelissen of the Netherlands takes her mark with her Arcanine. Conrelissen is undaunted by the cold and has had the perfect climate to train. Given her past as an Equestrian medalist, she chose an Arcanine for very good reasons over the typical horse pokemon Rapidash. Arcanines are much more durable and agile than the straight running of Rapidash. On a track the Rapidash may take the lead but in a constantly changing course, Arcanine would be the better bet. 
 
 Next on our list is... SATOSHI FROM JAPAN WITH ENTEI?!?!?!! Kidding, next on this list is a person named Red and they're from Canada who is riding Entei. What parent lets their kid go out and capture an Entei I have no idea. 
 
 Followed by, I kid you not, Blue of the U.S.A. riding Raikou. Looks like this will be quite the race. I wish I was making this up but we have living Pokemon here so I guess anything goes.'' 
 

