[ WP ] We 've finally made first contact with an alien race ... and it turns out they really are very boring .

`` Beta-block 3 prepare for adhesion.'' 
 
 `` Copy that, Knight'' 
 
 It had been three days since contact. No shots have been fired. No reinforcements have arrived. They've finally lowered their shields as a sort of invitation. Still, I am afraid. My body is numb. I've come to the realization that the only way of possibly communicating with them is by pictures, gestures, words, and any combination thereof. Morse code or radio signals did n't induce any form of response. It's amazing. What are they? 
 
 `` Caitlin, are you ready?'' 
 
 `` I think so.'' 
 
 `` Do you have your weapon?'' 
 
 `` I do.'' 
 
 `` Lovely. Remember, we'll be with you every step of the way. Do n't hesitate to take them out if the need arises.'' 
 
 `` That's very comforting, Stewart.'' 
 
 `` You got it, babe.'' 
 
 `` Beta-block 3 you are clear for entrance.'' 
 
 We opened the door into the alien spacecraft. It was pitch black. No lights were on, but there was a faint sound of gunfire coming from a room. It was like it was playing through an old jukebox, or something. *What the fuck? *. And then, 
 
 `` Meguuf strahn beriud!'' 
 
 Alien laughter followed. 
 
 I approached the room with my hands held high. I turned the corner and there they were. Fat, amorphous globs of purple muck sunk into lounge chairs. They were sitting in front of an enormous television playing video games. I spoke. 
 
 `` Hello travelers.'' 
 
 They paused the game and turned around. I could n't help but notice it was Fallout 4. 
 
 `` Fallout 4?'' 
 
 `` Ruhnst Fallout 4!'' They exclaimed. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

