[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

My master plan is brilliant. These ignorant, stupid superheroes will be too busy to stop me. I will have the be having a good time - having a ball - with my friends Kim, Putin, and Trump. Muhahahah. Do n't stop me now. Do n't stop me now. You do n't even know where my base is. I have direct lines to the leaders of the USA, Russia, and North Korea. I already have made agreements with them to use their militaries. I'm working with China now. China is North Korea's mummy nation. UN is already doing my bidding. I've set all that up while you stupid superheroes were busy recapturing stupid petty criminals. Fuck your all. Ca n't stop me. Ca n't stop me. Now I'm going to have these leaders blow up the word just for fun. I'm on a rocket with Elon Musk and Richard Branson to our hidden space station on the dark side of the moon. The world leaders think they will join us. They are on a rocket as well, but it wo n't launch on time. Oops I did it again. Muhahahaha.
