[ Wp ] Create your own mythical story explaining the origin of something such as weather , a geological formation , or mankind .

Long ago, when the people of Earth were still few, and there was peace among all, and the oceans were an infinite supply of the freshest water and each man and woman had but two children, there was born a boy. This boy had no notable characteristics, and really was not special in any way, at least for his first dozen years, after which he began to change, as all boys do at that age. He grew taller and thicker and within a few years, had a beard and chiseled body; a fearsome specimen for rival eyes, had there been enemies to speak of. Phallo Humong, he was called, and he was like a God among men. 
 
 But Phallo had a secret, and he had yet to learn to cope with it. Phallo knew he was not like the others. From the moment his body began to change, he seemed to start growing a third leg, wedged firmly between his two others, and accompanied by a hefty pair of bagged stones. He was, to put it quite simply, very well endowed. 
 
 Now this alone would not have been an issue, but Phallo had a different set of instincts to accompany his massive genitalia. He had a level of sexual desire that was unmatched and could not be satisfied, no matter how many women he bed and how many children he bred. Soon, as he began to spawn child after child with countless women, wedded and single alike, there began to be conflict amongst the people of Phallo's tribe. 
 
 The men partnered to the women he had impregnated were furious, and demanded both his heads be removed, while the women began to fight amongst each other trying to be the ones to become this marvelous specimen's partner. The peaceful community that had lasted for so long began to splinter off into smaller groups, and in hopes of avoiding conflict, none accepted poor Phallo into their new tribe. 
 
 Alone, he began to wander the coast, searching for a woman to reproduce with. Desperate, his hand wandered to his massive shaft, and he began to stroke himself, and upon finding the feeling to be ecstatic, he ejaculated into the ocean, using the fresh water to rinse himself off. For months he continued his ritual of pleasuring himself into the ocean, unknowingly driving all the tribes away from what was once a massive source of fresh water and towards rivers and lakes instead. 
 
 Finally, many moons later, as the tribes kept wandering, they came across Phallo pleasuring himself into the ocean. Observing him for several days, and tasting the incredible saltiness of the ocean in the area around him, they realized that this was the man who had ruined their water source and had made all the oceans salty, and without allowing him another moment of pleasure, they rushed out to where he stood with his hand on his genitals and sliced off his penis. 
 
 Alas, they were too late, for the oceans were from then on forever salty, and people would never stop fighting, and to the chagrin of many men, Phallo's well-endowed offspring were killed as well in order to avoid another similar situation, and never again was a man with such genitalia as Phallo Humong to be born.
