[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

I heard a stiff sound coming from the kitchen, I went to check; I saw my nephew laying on the floor, smiling and saying `` Granma is riding a rainbow''. I noticed one of my gummy bears in his hands - half eaten- I, then, knew he was going mad. I held him and threw him in my car because I'll get scolded for life if his mom knew ( my sister ). 
 
 I drove to my friend's house, I met up with zac in his house and told him the whole story. Btw Zac is my friend and my drug dealer. Zac told me that he has a great Idea; We should throw him in the basement and lock the door. So we did. 
 
 5 hours later, we went to check the basement to see how's my nephew doing, zac went in first while I had to take a piss. Then I heard Zac screaming `` HE ESCAPED, THE WANKER ESCAPED'' I panicked and ran to the basement while pissing my pants, I did n't find my nephew, then I noticed that the window was broken. 
 
 We went out looking for him, we searched everywhere.. Nothing. So I went back home to tell his mom. I entered the house and noticed that my whole family were looking at the TV. I got closer to the TV to see what's going on. I saw a kid- helicoptering his willy in the middle of the highway, guess who was he..?
