[ WP ] This is it , first contact ; an alien spacecraft has landed on earth . The doors of the spaceship hiss open and out steps… a human ? Yeah , they 're pretty confused too .

`` No, no, no'' I moaned as the cube slid the wrong direction. God this game was so addicting! I clicked on to start the next level, but before it could start, I heard a rather loud crash coming from the backyard, and wondered if something had fallen off the roof. I paused the game, and hurried outside to see what had happened. 
 
 Much to my amazement, a strange shaped craft had landed, and the door, or what passed for a door was opening. The dogs next door were staring through the fence, and I figured if they were n't alarmed, I should n't be either. But just in case, I reached over the fence and grabbed a large hunk of firewood. 
 
 I've always believed in UFOs, but I was pretty sure I'd never come in contact with an alien. The hatch, or door, or whatever it was exactly, swung open, and I saw a hand much like my own pushing on it. I cocked my head in curiosity. This was n't what people on TV said they looked like, at least not so far. 
 
 The hatch opened further, and I heard cussing. `` Stupid damned thing. Where is the oil when I need it. God I hate this damn thing!'' I stepped no closer, preferring to observe from a prudent distance. 
 
 A small ladder unfolded, and a woman, yes, a woman stepped out. She seemed as surprised as I was to see another homo sapiens. 
 
 `` You're not an alien!'' I blurted out in surprise 
 
 `` Neither are you. I thought... never mind. I guess the scientist were wrong.'' 
 
 `` Yah, I'd say so''. 
 
 She had emerald green eyes and pale red hair, and I thought she was beautiful, not like supermodel beautiful, just beautiful by being her, and not from this planet. 
 
 `` You're not from Earth are you? I'd hate to think I was just talking to an astronaut who got lost.'' 
 
 `` No. No I'm not from Earth.'' 
 
 `` Are you... really human?'' 
 
 She nodded while looking over her craft. `` Good. My husband would be really pissed if I messed up his baby.'' 
 
 I could n't think of anything else to say, so I gestured for her to come in. `` I... I dunno about you, but I could use some coffee. Do you drink coffee?'' 
 
 `` Oh thank GOD there is coffee here! Yes I do! Do you have milk and sugar?'' 
 
 I chuckled. `` Not milk, it's my roommates, but you can have some creamer. I'm Caroline.'' 
 
 `` I'm Jessica, and it's a pleasure to meet you. Your kind seems more advanced than our scientist thought you'd be.''
