[ WP ] Write an epilogue to a story that has n't been written .

Chris Boyer was never caught. Rumor has it, he ran away to Russia where he could escape from his government. Occasionally, people report that they saw him walking through inner-city alleyways with his trademark Ronald McDonald wig, but there has been no publicly released evidence to give validity to any claims. The women that Boyer brainwashed remain in a psychiatric ward still to this day -- unable to stop themselves from yelling `` NEED MORE COWBELL!'' every 3 minutes. 
 
 As for me? 15 years since he was first on the run from the law, I remain Chris Boyer's biggest fan. The tattoo on my left forearm is his most recognizable quote: `` The feds ca n't stop this movement. McDonalds will always live in the hearts and minds of Americans.'' The only man who had the nerve to fight Michelle Obama's drone strikes on all McDonalds restaurants will never be forgotten. Just because Boyer is n't here does n't mean the spirit of his mission has ceased to exist. If it had ceased, then me and the other members of the rebellion would n't still be here. Would we?
