[ WP ] The character entered an old elevator in a building and pressed down . As you can see from its tiny window , the elevator is still going down . Five hours later , the door opens .

Hour 1 
 
 Mostly out of boredom, I've decided to start this log. It's been an hour and the elevator is still going. I do n't know when it will stop. This first hour I've mostly just played flappy bird on my phone. Then my phone ran out of battery. I twiddled my thumbs for about twenty minutes until I pulled out a piece of paper. I wrote on the piece of paper what I did for the last hour. That is the piece of paper you are reading now. 
 Will update next hour. 
 
 
 Hour 2 
 
 I tried to pry the doors open. Long story short those doors are not opening. I then drew dirty pictures on the walls of the elevator out of spite. Thank you glorious permanent marker. I took a nap after that. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here? 
 
 
 Hour 3 
 
 IT BURNS! I'm sweating all over. I took most of my clothes off just to not vaporize in the heat. I can imagine the tormenting screams of a thousand tortured souls ringing in my ears. Its painful. I squirmed on the floor. So hot. SO HOT! Will this continuous blaze of hellfire ever stop, or will it forever blast until I am nothing left but a shriveled corpse? 
 
 
 Hour 4 
 
 Nevermind, it cooled off. I took a dump in the corner giving me an elated sense of relief. Unfortunately, it smelled. On the other hand, taking a dump is a good way to mark your territory. I spent this hour contemplating the political and ethical ramifications of a dump based territory system. 
 
 
 Hour 5 
 
 I was still thinking about the system. Then I got startled when the elevator suddenly slowed down and stopped with a grind. The door opened. On the other side stood a man. He stared at me with squinted eyes. He then said something that chilled me to the bone. 
 
 `` 为什么有屎的角落'' 
 
 The elevator took me to China.
