[ WP ] When a new president is elected , they are given a special security briefing . In reality , this is an old tradition where various directors , military officers and current ministers present fake evidence and compete to see who can convince the president of the most ridiculous things .

`` Mister President, what I have to say may come as a shock-'' 
 `` Secretary Withers! Please wait until I say you can talk before you talk,'' interjected the president. `` I'll have you know that I do n't tolerate that and will find a new general to replace you if you do n't show me great respect.'' 
 Secretary Withers did his best to hide his exasperation at being chided by a man he considered to be more fit for the role of jester than Commander-in-Chief and nodded politely. 
 
 `` You can speak now.'' 
 
 `` What I have to say may come as a surprise, but a vast number of Southeast Asians have been applying for green cards in droves. They're in awe of you and dream to be in the best country in the universe. Tens of thousands of them are already in our country and several times as many are trying to get in.'' 
 
 `` We need to build a bigger wall and make them pay. Mexico too. Who's next?'' 
 
 `` Mr. President, they've been flying in, not cross-'' 
 
 `` Did I say you could keep talking? Withers, you're off my staff. Go.'' 
 
 Secretary Withers slumped back in his chair with a defeated look. 
 
 `` I said go!'' 
 
 Withers looked around bewildered as he pushed back his chair and stood up. He strode toward the door, a bit unsure of himself, before stepping out into the hall. 
 
 Now where was I? General Allen, what did you want to brief me on?'' 
 
 The general cleared his throat and began speaking. 
 
 `` China and ISIS have been forming an unlikely alliance to obliterate America. China has been programming their missiles so that no matter what destination is input the missiles will automatically override targets in or near China. We've monitored their communications with ISIS leaders, and it appears ISIS is willing to pay them Millions for working missiles so they can target the West faster.'' 
 
 `` We need to stop those Muslim terrorists from destroying America. Where is the damn nuclear button?'' 
 `` Mr. President, I have that information for you, but I'm not sure it's wise-'' 
 
 `` General Allen?'' 
 
 `` Yes Mr. President?'' 
 
 `` I need the nuclear button and code now. I need to save this country and make America great again!'' 
 
 At that point General Allen realized he went too far in hoaxing the president.
