[ WP ] Dying is actually a coming of age for the next life ( or heaven , etc ) . Yet for some reason you have not fully matured .

I said to myself, `` This is it. I'm going to die.'' I heard the heart monitor's beeping stop. I closed my eyes and there was a flash of white. Then I heard a voice. 
 
 `` Hello, supergordo. Please have a seat.'' The woman motioned to the chair on the other side of her desk. `` As you are probably realizing, your preparatory experience has ended and this is...'' 
 
 `` My preparatory experience?'' 
 
 `` Yes. Every human has a life experience in which they are given the opportunity to mature spiritually and to prove that they are ready to move to the next existence.'' She reached into the drawer and pulled out a file. `` This is your Preparatory Experience Translation and Evaluation Report. It's the summary of your deeds both good and bad.'' 
 
 `` Well, what does it say?'' I asked. `` Do I get to move on? I know that I was n't the best person, but I certainly was n't the worst.'' 
 
 `` It says here,'Room for Improvement', Mr.Gordo.'' 
 
 `` What does that mean? That's not too bad. Does it mean that I get to move on? Am I going to go to Heaven?'' 
 
 `` No Mr. Gordo, it means we are sending you back to Hell.''
