[ PM ] Your most embarrassing moment and I 'll write as an onlooker .

I was a freshman in high school and I was walking directly behind a girl whose pants were frayed from her ankle to her upper thigh. Perplexed, I starred at this, wondering why someone would have pants such as these. I wondered if she had payed more for less material. Then I realized that they would cost more because someone probably had to be payed to cut the jeans like that. Or at least pay for a machine to do it. 
 
 All this time I was starring down at her pants. Eventually, she turned around and saw me starring directly down at her. 
 
 I realized what it looked like, so a briefly attempted to stammer out an apology. As I did this, her apparent boyfriend turned to me and asked, `` You got a problem?'' In the most intimidating prepubescent high school voice. 
 
 I was caught off guard by how high his voice was and started to laugh while also explaining. Then I realized no girl would ever buy that I was looking at her pants, not her butt. 
 
 So I stopped all the giggling and stammered apologies and just yelled, `` I'm gay!'' and ran. 
 
 I was late to class because of that.
