[ WP ] A story about a homosexual bear and his misadventures

The year was 2045. Technology had grown exponentially fast and at this point things became muddled. A program that was designed to make animals into human-like warriors was being led by the brother of a scientist that was still trying trying to prove homosexuality was genetic. The world was fine with it by now and the stigma had all but vanished, but he poured so many years into the research he was n't about to up and quit it now. 
 
 Thomas and Steven had been the closest of brothers. 10 years apart yet they introduced themselves as twins. They basically were the same person, one just happened to have a little head start. Thomas had always looked up to his brother and so did the world, military research became more and more respectable as war became more and more frequent. 
 
 Just fun loving brothers at heart, when Steven got wind of Thomas finally completing his life's research, he bought a bunch of booze to the lab to celebrate. 
 
 `` Congrats! You sonofabitch!'' Steven said, entering the lab holding up the bottle of vodka in one hand and the bottle of absinthe in the other. 
 
 `` HAHA yes bro! This is it man!'' Thomas pointed to a small glass container. 
 
 They laughed and drank and talked until it was almost 7 in the morning. At this point they thought they'd just stay for the next work day, but in their drunken state they should n't have been allowed near anything with a laser. Which they played with. A lot. 
 
 `` Dude I got a sick idea,'' Steven said, picking up a the glass container Thomas had previously pointed to. `` Follow me.'' 
 
 They stumbled their way to Steven's lab and found a bear. Sitting upright and asleep in its cage. 
 
 `` Dude this bear can talk man, he's not a warrior yet but he's like pretty much a human, so let's do some fuckin' science!'' He took a syringe and extracted the gay gene from the glass container. He went to inject the sleeping bear but the bear woke up and knocked it out of his hand. 
 
 `` Sir, I say, what are you doing?'' The bear spoke in a proper british accent. 
 
 `` Sorry dude but I'm way too drunk to taste this chicken.'' and with that Steven fell on the floor and passed out right were he laid. 
 
 `` Hashtag colonel Sanders!'' Thomas drunkenly yelled as he passed out next to his brother. 
 
 `` What a bunch of uncouth animals,'' the bear said as he sat back down. He suddenly felt a slight pinch and looked down. Peeking out of his butt was a syringe. He had sat on it and he had no idea what it was. He pulled it out and noticed that, when extended it would give him just enough reach to grab the key that Steven had dropped when he fell. 
 
 The Bear had successfully retrieved the key and escaped his cage. The moment he had waited for was finally upon him and he could finally live his dream of going back to his family that he was taken from as a cub. As he walked out of the cage he saw that Thomas had fallen in a funny pose. He had fallen with his face on the floor and his butt sticking up in the air. The bear laughed and suddenly felt an odd sensation come upon him. Could it be? He felt nothing like this for years but he reasoned that maybe he still wanted to eat humans. So he approached the tender butt meat and prepared to take a bite. He paused, unable to go through with it. 
 
 Could it be because he felt remorse for eating his captor's brother? Of course not. So what was it? He suddenly felt some movement down in his comically undersized shorts. He looked down and it all made sense to him now. He had his way with Thomas and Steven and left the facility. He found a security guard arriving for work and knocked him out. He suddenly felt the urge again, so he gave in. Every street corner he turned he saw men that gave him the urge. His strong animal instincts did not allow him the luxury to say no to his urges. 
 
 He roamed cities giving in to his urges and slowly needing more and more men to satisfy his urges. It took almost ten years for the police to finally catch the serial rapist they had been looking for. They were looking for a hairy guy that had no DNA in any database. After Steven and Thomas came clean about their drunken mess in the lab, the police ordered security tapes to be released to the public. This spawed thousands of viral videos remixing the gay bear having sex with thousands of men. After catching the bear the police had no idea what to do with him or where to keep him so they sent him to work in the circus, which, after thousands of requests eventually turned the bear into a gigalo, where he could satisfy his urges and weird fat gay guys could too.
