[ WP ] Aliens have invaded and all of Earths hero 's are dead . All hope seems lost until Steve the janitor rises from the ashes .

Where do you think you'll be, when the world ends? 
 
 Steve did n't think of things like apocalypses or the end of the world. He was a janitor. His line of work was simple, but time consuming, so, he left the matters of zombies and vampires and aliens to the kids. They could obsess if they wanted, meanwhile, he had a job to do. 
 
 He was a janitor. 
 
 Steve cleaned the basement and 1st floor, while, Janet got 2nd and 3rd. Carla got 4th and 5th which was the worst because that's where the `` CEO'' was. Not only was he the messiest guy you'd ever meet, but he had some peculiarities about him. Their company was small compared to others in their field and area, but their fearless leader still insisted on being called `` CEO''. 
 
 `` We ca n't be a hero business without a Captain Extreme of Order-mongers,'' is what he'd say. 
 
 It was customary to give a hero company manager a name of proper length and relevance to what their company stood for, but, the hero business was lucrative these days... Names were being trademarked left and right, and it was hard to find something original. Nevertheless, he was proud of the name he coined though it was a bit misleading about his personality. 
 
 `` Bah... Heroes...'' Steve mumbled to himself. 
 
 When Steve was younger, he was a hero... of a sort. He used to be a cop. `` We'd keep order, and we did n't need fancy powers either,'' he said aloud to no one in particular, he was quite alone. 
 
 And that's when the end came, when he was alone, in the basement, being a retired cop, being a janitor. It came sudden and loud. 
 
 Before Steve could comprehend what had happened, the loud noise was gone. He ran to the staircase only to find it blocked by five floors of rubble. 
 
 But then, he realized that it was n't five floors of rubble that blocked the way, but five floors of ash. 
 
 Instant vaporization. 
 
 The only reason he was alive at all was because the basement doubled as a nuclear bomb shelter. In a world under constant threat of supervillains, every building had a bomb shelter. The fact that no one had evacuated to it beforehand showed that this guy was n't an egotistical villain that gave warning with the usual bad guy routine. 
 
 `` Bet my left nut it's aliens.'' 
 
 Steve went to the back exit. In a world of superheroes and villains, basements had back exits. He climbed the ladder up and opened the hatch. A fine layer of ash covered what was left of the city. 
 
 Caramel colored blobs of tentacles and purple beaks were busy setting fires and capturing survivors to harness God-knows-what for God-knows-why. 
 
 `` Aliens...'' Steve sighed. He pulled out the gun he kept holstered at all times, loaded it up, took off the safety, and went to work.
