[ WP ] Ebola becomes airborne

Everyone knew it was coming, the perfect bioweapon, available to anyone that could get a sample. 
 
 It went down almost like Stephan Colbert predicted. 
 
 Except the circus lions were only a distraction. 
 
 The ISIS terrorists hired the opera troupe, knowing that the bus would break down right in front of the CDC. One C sharp and all the glass in the building shattered, releasing the ebola samples, which were then scooped up by the El Niño, and then it rained ebola right on top of the unsuspecting people below. 
 
 Only a lucky few survived the death rain, and one thing was clear, no opera singers would ever again be permitted to endanger human health and safety.
