[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

It was fearsome. It was intelligent enough to weaponize music. Savage enough to use it against us. It looked human, but it had the blood of both a dinosaur and of the most vicious of the weasel family. It cloaked itself in rags and all you could see were glittering eyes, full of malice. 
 
 It approaches its prey slowly, and questions them about what kind of music they like. Then they say the words... 
 
 And deafening music blasts from within their cloak, destroying the listener's ears and breaking their mind after some time, as the creature will pin their victim down once their ears are broken, enjoying that person's suffering. Only dubstep fans can escape this creature, by dancing appropriately to its song, earning its respect, at which point it will walk away. 
 
 So practice, children. Practice your dancing, lest one of these frightening creatures find you. 
 
 Lest you one day hear the words... 
 
 # **RAPTORBADGERWINLIKEPOWPOW! **
