[ WP ] Write about birds taking over the world . Write from a birds perspective .

SKREEEE In ages past, birds ruled the planet. SKREEEE Then the Mudmen arrived, building skyscrapers with windows to SKREEEE run into and windmills that we unsuspectingly fly through. 
 
 The sly Mudmen have been waging SKREEEE war with us for years. They used their dogs, their guns, and farm us CAWWW. Oh what they've SKREEEE done to the SKREEEE once mighty chicken! 
 
 But SKREEEEwe rose up like the warriors we are. The parrots tore apart SKREEEE their cars and electronics, and chewed their wires, SKREEEE sometimes at cost of their lives. The pigeons SKREEEE pooped all over their satellite SKREEEE receivers, and the rest of us flew at the Mudmen. They were SKREEEEunable to leave CAWWWtheir dwelling places. It was glorious. 
 
 They retaliated with SKREEEE guns and their pathetic CAWWW drones. They ran out of SKREEEE ammunition. We struck their SKREEEE flying robots out of the skies. We CAWWWed and crowed in victory. CAWWW! 
 
 SKREEEE Offerings soon appeared in the form of food, but CAWWW we knew better than to eat SKREEEE Mudmen food. We were birds! CAWWW We could feed ourselves. We did not need SKREEEE their pathetic Mudman food. 
 
 We saw less SCREEEEE and less of them SKREEEE in the following days. The skies were ours. SKREEEE The water was ours, CAWWW and even the pathetic Mudmen land was ours. CAWWW 
 
 “ HOO will celebrate with me, SCREEE brethren? ” I CAWWed 
 
 “ Owl drink to SCREEE bird victory! ” 
 
 “ Migratest egret was that I had SCREEEE but one life CAWWWW to give to the CAWWWs! ” 
 
 “ Finally CAWWW we can live in Parrot-dise! ” 
 
 “ An eggselent day SCREEEE if I do say so CAAAAAW. ” 
 
 “ I egg-gree! SCREEEE A most pheasant day! ” 
 
 “ You've got a talont for CAWWWWW SCREEEEE words. ” 
 
 “ I was just SCREEE winging it, but thank you. ” 
 
 And so the SCREEEE great and mighty day CAWWWW the birds won against SCREEE the awful Mudmen ended. Life SCREEE would beakome better for us, once and for owlways. 
 
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