[ WP ] A story where the protagonist is a pretty decent individual by most accounts , but is DESPISED by the narrator .

*Now, look at him there*, 
 
 *His feet on the stair, * 
 
 *Climbing to meet, oh, some ditsy, I bet! * 
 
 *Those twinkling eyes*; 
 
 *Oh, how I despise! * 
 
 *How can he kiss her with little regret? * 
 
 *And now he goes in! * 
 
 *What terrible sin! * 
 
 *Glad I ca n't see through the windows tonight... * 
 
 *Give me some water, * 
 
 *Finally caught her, * 
 
 *The redheaded girl who stole my white knight. * 
 
 & nbsp; 
 
 You're jealous too much. 
 
 Come join us for lunch. 
 
 Leave those binoculars by that old tree. 
 
 It's been seven months, 
 
 Obsessed over what? 
 
 Your ex and a girl -- they're happy, you see? 
 
 *Do n't give me that shit. * 
 
 *He's a dishonest git! * 
 
 *He told me they're just friends is all, but they kissed! * 
 
 *Hah! Forget the lies -- * 
 
 You've said your goodbyes 
 
 You broke up in May, it's December, still pissed? 
 
 & nbsp; 
 
 *You do n't understand, * 
 
 *You do n't have a man! * 
 
 *You've never been held under moonlit sky. * 
 
 How dare you, you whore! 
 
 I expected much more 
 
 From my friend, a girl with a brain... do n't sigh! 
 
 A wonderful man, 
 
 Your ex, I'm a fan! 
 
 Stop hating him, you were never his wife! 
 
 *I'll sit my butt here, * 
 
 *And wait'til he's here, * 
 
 *You're less than a friend, get out of my life. *
