[ WP ] Two people promise their first born child to two different witches in return for a favour . These two people end up getting married and have a child together .

The walls were painted green with landscape painting scattered throughout and a beautiful white lacing on the door. A large bed invited you to sleep or not. The furniture was mismatched at best and the two things that clashed most was the Victorian metal base of a aquarium and the Marshall amplifier currently being used as a table for a tea cozy posing as a dolly for a vase holding a single carnation. 
 
 `` Well fuck John why do you think I drink laserwort tea, you think I like the way that shit tastes!?'' 
 
 `` look we have to take care of this.'' 
 
 `` Well what are you gon na do, kick me in stomach? I'm too far along now.'' 
 
 John stares at her from the corner of the room contemplating the options. 
 
 `` Jesus Christ John!'' Shannah sits down on the bench John built and stares out the window. 
 
 `` What! I'm just thinking about we need to do. Look babe we got in this together and now, it's really hit the fan. I mean at some point this should have been brought up but I know we're the kind of people who keep secrets. Here's one we never talked about, sexual partners. High 20s for me'' He half smiles and makes a weird body shrug but she does n't turn around. 
 
 `` 54'' 
 
 `` 54!?! Jesus Shannah!'' 
 
 `` We're getting off track here John.'' 
 
 `` Yeah we are gon na put a pin on that for later.'' 
 
 
 Outside the window the two witches stand, watching the culmination of drama they've been creating for the past 25 years. 
 
 `` You know this is the best one I can remember'' 
 
 `` You ca n't even remember to pass that shit'' 
 
 She gives her the pipe, prompting the quick blast of concentrated flame into a glass bowl, inhale and exhale. Just then the argument inside grows beyond its walls. 
 
 `` And you fucking know I hate carnations! Yet there it is, sitting on top of my fucking amplifier that I've asked you not to use as a table and here we are again!'' 
 
 `` Well I forget if you like em or hate them. Besides it takes up so much room it might as well be put to good use!'' 
 
 He sits up from the bed. 
 
 `` I ca n't play because of this shit fucking apartment on the fourth floor, that YOU wanted to rent to be downtown and close to all your `` friends''. Where are they now? Julie is in fucking rehab again, Ally got pregnant is basically dead to you, Audrey moved WITH Havi to Montana of all place, which I totally called, and here we are paying out the fucking ass to be in the tiny ass place to be near everything. My commute is literally the same as that house at the bottom of the hill be The Flamingo.'' 
 
 She is so red she's shaking. 
 
 `` Fuck you John!'' 
 
 She storms into the bathroom and slams the door and locks it. 
 
 As the one passes the pipe to the other she's says `` you're right this is the best one in a long time.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

