[ WP ] In 200 words or less tell someone 's life-story .

They keep telling me my name is “ Kel ”, but I don ’ t know who to believe. Really, the only thing I know is that this room is cold, everything is white, and that a draft keeps creeping between this dress-like thing I have on. Apparently that woman is my wife, but she isn ’ t really my type, I think. I mean, she *is* pretty, but after looking at myself in the mirror, I ’ m positive I could do much better than her. But what I do believe is that the older lady is my mom since we have the same eyes and dimples. Besides these two people, and the man wearing a white coat that just walked in the door, I have no idea what is going. 
 
 “ Kel, you have a suffered a traumatic brain injury and these people are here for you ”, the man said. 
 
 I was confused, they didn ’ t know me…and I especially didn ’ t know them. Honestly, I didn ’ t know anything. But if I had to go with a story, then, here it goes: 
 
 My name is Kel. I woke up this morning, was diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury, had some pudding, and met some new people. 

