[ WP ] Reddit buys the moon

It's funny how the Internet works, we've been dubbed witch hunter, hackers, socially inept or just the good old fashion troll. We can sit in our homes in front of our computers or on our phones and read news faster than media can relay it. We can control anything with enough rallying hype, and no it's not always directed in the right direction. 
 
 Well in 2016 the governments around the world tried turning into green societies, but with all the money being funded on the home front we neglected the frontier we were destined to explore. Earth was never meant for us to live on forever, eventually a mass extinction would happen no matter what. 
 
 Well the Hive mind of reddit foresaw this, and started raising money called `` Moon Fund'' which was really a cover name to just pump community money straight into NASA. In 2020 the funds were 2.7 billion, but war and famine made our governments say they would n't use the money for space exploration, not in this time of hardship. Reddit's community only saw the hard times as a sign of the inevitable, the fall of humanity. They pushed harder, and got to 5.7 billion in no time. 
 
 This seemed to be right around the same time america's finical crash happened. The president reached out and offered a to give Reddit's community clam to the moon if they'd donate the fund to America. There were heated debates, saying `` do we really need the fund? Honestly?'' Or `` we'd own the moon, why not own the world?! Or the universe?!'' 
 
 Well right around that time a college girl from India had a massive break through. She posted her findings on reddit to ask for money to assist her research. Instead the Moon Fund hired her. We pumped money into her research and she made the first ever worm hole. 
 
 After a year she had a working prototype. And after another year we had our first reddit space ship. The world was on the point of the apocalypse as economy's fell, rulers rises and were assassinated. In 2031 the day of reckoning was upon us. Reddit had built 21 space ships, and first step was the moon. We got a flood of people wanting to forget this retched world for the new frontiers. 
 
 Once breaking orbit the worm drives were activated and with in seconds 21 ships were orbiting the moon. The flag ship Swartz came into landing and touched down nicely. And a man stepped out and planted a with a blue alien flag on it, yelling `` one small step for man, one giant leap for the power of reddit.'' He then claimed the moon in reddits name, and the ships sailed on to see more and more worlds where humanity was free to roam the galaxies. 
 
 With a sudden clap I heard a voice, my teacher `` Mr. Le Moose, what did you learn from this?'' Le moose broke out of his daze to realize he was in his conspiracy class. Using his wit he replied calmly saying `` anything can be filmed with the right set and public sway. Obviously this'Reddit community' would n't raise money to own the moon. That's absurd, no one has ever landed on the moon, its a hoax.'' His teacher nodded and said `` that is correct!''
