[ WP ] You are a corrupted tooth fairy who knocks out adults ' teeth .

I joined the syndicate when I was 23. I knew someone who knew someone and it kinda happened. I remember the day like it was yesterday. I now run my own syndicate and life is good. 
 
 I walked into the room and there was a big guy named Sergi. He was a huge solid Russian fairy who was covered in gold Jewelery however it was decorated with teeth. 
 I remember naivley thinking to myself, `` we are n't supposed to keep the teeth, why is he keeping the teeth? It's supposed to go to the government''. A total product of the system I was. 
 My accomplice ( who shall remain anonymous ) and I sat down across from Sergi. 
 `` So, you have decided that you want to make some money?'' He asked me in his thick accent. 
 `` Yes.'' I answer hesitantly. 
 `` Have you too had enough slaving for this government?'' He stares down at me. 
 `` Err no, but you see my wife Is pregnant and the commission from collecting the kids teeth really is n't paying the bills, and now that she is at 36 weeks, the doc said she is n't allowed to fly, so we are kinda struggling a bit you know''. I quickly explain. 
 `` Ah yes. Very well. I am a father myself so I am understanding of your position, but you see friend, you must be understanding of my position yes''. He replies smiling a perfect gleaming smile. Must be veneers I think to myself. 
 `` Ah I am not sure of your position you see, my friend here said you might be able to help me but he has not informed me of how''. I reply. 
 `` Very smart of your friend here''. Sergi nods toward my cowering companion. 
 `` You see is very simple. You get me teeth.'' He crosses his powerful arms across his broad chest. 
 `` Get you teeth! Is that all!'' I exclaim laughing not bothering to hide my relief. Get teeth? I think. What a piece of cake! 
 `` Yes. You get me teeth and I pay you handsomely''. Sergi responds. 
 `` Perfect! I'll do it! When do I start?'' I exclaim happily. 
 `` You start now''. He throws me a file, just like the government issued ones that are allocated to all of the tooth fairies when a kids tooth begins to wobble. The usual process is each week you are allocated a bunch of kids whose teeth are starting to wobble, you log them onto your database and input all of the required information such as thier age, brushing habits, if they eat crunchy foods, the percentage analysis of if you believe they may accidentally swallow thier tooth ( you only get a half commission for those ones so you make sure to sabotage all thier efforts of eating apples or candy ). I hated those kids. I mean you had one job? And you eat it! Pricks! 
 I pick up the file off the coffee table and open it. 
 `` There seems to be an error here Sergi, this is an adult''. I say confusingly flicking through the pages. 
 `` Da, he is''. Sergi nods with a smirk. 
 `` He has already lost his teeth''. 
 `` I know. But you see there is a demand for adult teeth and the rewards are great, so being the business man I am I found an opportunity to succeed. You will too''. Sergi stands up. 
 `` A black market for teeth? How am I supposed to get them!'' I cry. 
 `` Yes. You know as well as I that even though we are tooth fairies, it does n't mean we have good teeth, the women especially want the good teeth so we offer them..at a premium. You get the teeth however works for you and I pay your commission that pisses over the government one. It's quite simple you see''. 
 I slump back in my chair. It's my only option at the moment. I make up my mind. 
 `` Say Sergi. Do you happen to have a baseball bat lying around here?''. 
 

