[ WP ] Every time you 've tried you use your time machine , another you travels back in time and stops you . Today he never came and you got to do exactly what you set out to .

Turns out I was hungry for his company so I set out through time to find my future self. 
 
 I tracked the fermions from his flux capacitor to the middle of the Cretaceous. 
 
 Hey future self, what gives? You always stop me from changing the past. What are you doing back here? 
 
 `` Someday you will learn, Me, look but do n't touch. You touch a thing and you destroy it.'' 
 
 So you just go around spying. What's the point? I created this machine to stop Hitler, but then you said I inadvertently caused the future extinction of the Jews. Then I was going to go back and stop the terrorists from 9/11 but you said Sadaam Hussein eventually grew powerful enough to topple the USA. Really though, all I can do is observe? 
 
 `` Is n't that enough. You ca n't change anything because the results of any action are completely unpredictable after the immediate act.'' 
 
 So it's best to do nothing. 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 But you observe, that's something. 
 
 `` You call watching tv doing something? You call surfing the World Wide Web something? In the future we are all simply watching and talking together about what we saw and that's enough. Everything has already happened. We just enjoy it.'' 
 
 I still want to kill Hitler. 
 
 `` Do it in simulation. He's a popular construct.'' 
 
 The future. I should go there one of these days. 
 
 `` You'd think it was boring.'' 
 
 You do know me very well. 
 
 `` Better than you know you, because I know what will happen to you... Well, I came here to get away and you are ruining my day.'' 
 
 Oh yeah, sorry. I'll get going. 
 
 the end 
 
 

