[ WP ] A detective learns a horrific truth about a universally beloved , long dead children 's TV Show host .

O gather round children while I sing you a tale, 
 Of a villain, who hunted the weak and the frail. 
 His hunting grounds were the top of the pops, 
 But he died long before he could be caught by cops. 
 
 So hear the story of Jimmy the shit, 
 Who left such a stain that we could n't fix it. 
 
 He evil reached out all across these green lands, 
 And left it besmirched by his wandering hands. 
 An evil rapist fuck who is lucky he's dead, 
 And now no more tears will ever be shed. 
 
 So hear the story of Jimmy the shit, 
 Who left such a stain that we could n't fix it.
