[ WP ] A horde of mutant spiders has escaped from a secret laboratory and are threatening the population . These spiders grow to twice their current size whenever one looks at them . What happens ?

`` DO N'T LOOK AT THEM SERIOUSLY'' Said Doctor Science, forcibly shoving the growing swath of underpaid labworkers spectating on the exponentially growing arachnid. `` LOOKING AT THEM CAUSES THEIR ISOTONIC VOLUME DOUBLE, ACCORDING TO MAHLER'S THEOROM'' He lies. In reality he has no idea how the fuck it works- it seems magical, but this is important so who cares. 
 
 `` DO N'T YOU DARE TWEET THIS'' he snatches the iphone out of one employee's hand, stamping it just a moment too late, as *Tweet Sent* appears on the screen. `` YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL YOU STUPID BASTARD'' He shakes the technician before they are quickly crushed by one of the absurdly huge spider's legs. 
 
 After reaching a certain size, the spiders sort of lose all structural integrity and just sort of break apart and ooze all over the place, but they keep on doubling with each retweet. 
 
 `` That's what you get for sharing things on the internet'' Murmurs Barbara Streisand as the globe is enveloped by impossibly huge volumes of spider parts. `` This is what happens.''
