[ WP ] ( WIN PIZZA for best prompt ) You live up in a world where all people are 'your kind ' - like-minded , and similar to you , for better or worse . Show me around .

I nod to Jeremy, as we shuffle past each other. I head to my apartment as you trail behind. I hear the next door neighbor gently open their door so as to avoid making a sudden noise. They do n't greet me as they leave their home, but you say a mild hello. I shudder. 
 
 I enter my apartment and kick my shoes off. I should really clean, especially you're here, and I suppose company should be able to at least see the floor. Instead, I click on the coffee pot and ask how you'd like it. 
 
 You turn on the TV, as the evening news roll. `` In other news, crime is at an all-time low. There will always be outliers to our regular population, but since most people simply want to be in their homes, avoid other individuals, and sleep all the time, we do n't see much crime. The PTA, or People That Assimilate, have launched a new initiative for the home decor options that our government currently permits. They would like to see only straight edges and beige and brown colors being allowed in apartments. Finally, the Society for the Quiet are becoming quite vocal against the discriminating practices that many businesses utilize, especially in forcing employees to call potential clients and sell them useless products. The government has remained steadfastly silent on this matter, and when we approached Sen. Janet Doughten, she avoided our gaze and drank more coffee.'' 
 
 I see you shake your head. I wonder if this is because you disapprove of our quiet, anti-social culture. Then I realize that I do n't actually give a shit. 
 
 `` Anything to eat?'' I offer. You shake your head. `` Just coffee, thanks.'' It's been three hours, and already you're more calm than when I met you. This is what happens to us all; I am the Ambassador, so everyone who comes here, becomes like me. I used to apologize for the drawbacks of who I am, but then it took too long for me to have conversations with anyone else, so now I just accept who I am and watch Netflix. 
 
 `` Enjoyed your visit? Oh, you're considering applying for a Visa? Absolutely, we'll take care of the paperwork at some point in the near to distant future. Why do n't you stop by the Embassy at 2 tomorrow? Do n't worry if no one's there yet. We'll definitely be there by 2:15. Well, for sure by 3. If no one's there at 3:45, you might as well come back here; sometimes, we just ca n't get out of bed.'' 
 
 `` I hope you do n't mind if I take my pants off.'' 

