[ WP ] Two brothers talk about nothing over takeout .

Ralph: Balls to tip. One solid callus. 
 
 Me: Shut the fuck up. 
 
 Ralph: I train for it. ( bites deeply into an apple ) Daily. 
 
 Me: How do you train to get a callus? Jogging? I assume you have sandpaper underpants. ( I say through a chuckle while i struggle with a crinkled zigzag. ) 
 
 Ralph: You're getting ahead of yourself. You do that, you'll bleed out in a day. No, i train like a monk. It takes concentration. 
 
 Me: ( I feign grabbing my dick and stare wide eyed straight ahead ) I'm CONCENTRATING! 
 
 Ralph smiles big and lets out a laugh, face full of Macintosh. 
 
 Ralph: I fill a cereal bowl full of water every morning. And every morning i slap the surface of the water with my johnson, until it's empty. Then i go out to the tree outside and slap the bark off of it. 
 
 Me: Thats how you get the apples! 
 
 Ralph: If it were n't for this huge dick, i would starve. 

