[ WP ] It 's the zombie apocalypse , and you are a vegetarian zombie .

The other zombies call me a'Book Fook.' I prefer tomes of knowledge to the fleshy meat of brains. No, I am not a lesser zombie for it. 
 
 Those damn zombies. Every day they're chasing prey that runs, that has sapience, feelings. It can love, it can feel fear, just like us zombies. Yet they eat them anyways. 
 
 Whereas, a nice Shakespeare or Elton caps the hunger and allows you to get a good read in while you're at it. I prefer my tomes to be eaten as I read them, imbibing the knowledge in both body and mind. It's cleaner, it's better. 
 
 I've tried showing other zombies my ways, but they laugh. And they get mud all over my books. When I go to friends alleys, they never have a tome for me when they feast. I have to bring a Martin or Weeks to chomp on. 
 
 And, to be frank, I'm really getting tired of it. I'm tired of my friends, I'm tired of being ostracized, I'm tired of running from humans when I'm the best chance they got at coexistence. 
 
 I mean, any second now I could get my head smashed in, blown to smithereens, stabbed, crushed, lit on fire, any number of deaths. But I do n't want to eat them! I want to talk to them and learn from them an-
