[ WP ] `` Hello , welcome to your tour of the world 's first self-sustaining , Utopian city ! ''

The entrance way was dark, and cobwebs grew in the crevices and cracks. A musty air choked the whole room, and the lights were off. The cat crept stealthily through the room, hoping to catch a meal off guard. Slinking under the rotating barrier, it hopped over a small gap and onto an old metal chair. 
 
 To the cats surprise, the room suddenly came to life. Lights blared, and machinery started chugging. The smell of gasoline filled the room, and thick black smoke poured out from the top of the large machines. Before the cat could leap out of the chair, the small tour blimp began to move. 
 
 With a great struggle, the roof of the room opened, and the black smoke exited through it, blocking the sky. After the smoke cleared, and the cat recovered from it's initial shock, the blimp was already chugging along in the sky, smoke pouring from it's back side. 
 
 The cat was over a large, silent city. Soot clung to outside of every building, the dormant factories being completely cloaked in the black ash. 
 Wind had offered the taller buildings some freedom, as it blew the soot from the walls. Beneath it, the worn green metal was visible. Huge pipes snaked throughout the city like veins, connecting each building to the next. 
 
 The cat licked it's paw, and cleaned of some of the ash that had settled upon itself. The metallic figure at the helm sprang to life, to the cats annoyance and surprise. 
 
 `` Hello, and welcome to your tour of the world's first self-sustaining, Utopian city!'' It brightly announced. 
 
 The cheery voice continued. `` This is the first city to run entirely on the wondrous power of diesel! The pipes below you are like the circulation system of our Hamlet.'' The robot gestured below, before turning back to face the cat. 
 
 `` From deep below, we extract the fuel. Our factories process it, and it is used to power everything in our fine city, from the atriums where we grow food, to the generators for the lights!'' 
 
 The engine sputtered briefly, rocking the small blimp. The smoke continued to billow from the diesel engine, and up into the sickly sky. The small blimp turned the corner and began to descend towards a hanger. 
 
 `` Your tour will continue with an associate who will show you everything our city has to offer! Thanks for flying with us, and remember, *Diesel is cooler, it's the way of the future! *'' 
 
 The blip settled in the hanger, and the gates beside it opened. The cat gracefully lept onto the platform. It walked through the gate, and towards the open door. The hanger promptly shut down, once again becoming quiet. The cat paused for a brief moment to clean the last of the soot off itself, before it wandered through the tall brown grass, still in search of it's next meal.
