[ WP ] A pair of terrorists are about to hijack a plane when unrelated issues threaten to crash it .

I reach under my seat, grabbing the pistol I had smuggled past airport security. Sweat dribbles down my face and onto my explosive vest. Months of planning were about to come to fruition. I was about to strike a blow against the Great Satan, and achieve a martyrs death. Paradise was close at hand. I just have to wait another minute while the airliner reaches cruising altitude. Then, Allah willing, another Lockerbie. 
 
 I shift uncomfortably in my seat. My sweat is threatening to ruin my nice suit. 
 
 *Not that I'll care in a few minutes anyways*. 
 
 I check my watch. The time is now. I shoot a glance towards Hamid, who nods. 
 
 *Go time*. 
 
 I start to stand up, and am about to shout `` Allahu Akbar!'' when a tall, bald-headed men making his way to the front pushes me back down. I seethe as I see him walk away. 
 
 * [ Kafir ] ( http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kafir ) asshole. Bullets for him first*. 
 
 I start to rise again, but am pinned in my seat by a strong hand from behind. 
 
 *What the hell is going on? * 
 
 I swivel my head, and see another bald-headed man has a hold of my collar. A commotion at the front of the cabin grabs my attention. The *Kafir* from before has grabbed a stewardess, and is pressing a gun to her head. He grabs the intercom and begins speaking. 
 
 `` Ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT your captain speaking. This airplane and all its passengers now belong to the People's Nationalist Socialist Party! For the glory of Adolf Hitler! For the glory of the Fatherland!! SIEG HEIL!!!'' The man gives the Nazi salute, and executes the stewardess. 
 
 I shoot another glance towards Hamid. In the midst of the screaming chaos, he mouths *'' Are you fucking kidding me? `` *
