[ WP ] Write about whatever you want , but use as many unnecessary adjectives as possible .

Here's a twoferone: 
 
 I dug my hairy, claw-like feet into the soft sand. The sihfting sand moved as I applied heavier and heavier pressure. The strong, fast, and difficult fish that had bitten my long, clear, and stronger fishing line was trying to get away in a rather unstealthy manner by applying brute force. Finally, the clear line snapped and I fell backward onto the sand. 
 
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 `` Uh, hey James,'' the doctor said. He was taller than my hastily organized memory recalled. His long lab coat was white and stained with red blood, with some of the dirty stains having turned brown with the long length of time. `` You're like... gon na die, I guess.'' 
 
 `` Oh,'' I replied. My reply was short, quick, brief, and to the point. It was the opposite of long, lengthy, or wordy. After wall, what was I, a short, unhealthy man, supposed to say to this quick bit of poor news? `` Okay.'' 
 
 `` Yeah... your heart is like... um... I mean, two buckets of fried chicken every morning. Did you expect something different?'' The brunt doctor's forwardness was cast against his handsome, soothing smile, like the sun casting its soft, glowing rays on the slick, evil, and tortuous smile of an African lion, whose swollen mouth is stained with fresh blood. 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 
 

