[ WP ] You are one of the first colonists in Hell . What 's your daily life like ?

`` This is lieutenant Roebuck, Dante's Company, requesting a bird for ex-filtration to base. Over.'' It was nice to hear a human voice again, hell was n't exactly filled with it anyways. We called it `` hell'', but in all due honesty, we did n't know what it was. All we knew was that the technology to enter other dimensions was developed, we discovered a couple, and boom, here we were colonizing them. It did n't take long for us to set up; go through the portal, set up camp, and start moving. The portal itself was large enough to fit ospreys. While other regiments got fairly harmless places, we got `` hell''. Oh, and this was n't British-style colonization either, we were under strict orders to only harm any indigenous life form if absolutely necessary. 
 
 `` Hell'' was a desolate wasteland. The sky was n't ever blue, it was always gray and full of clouds. I was out with my company, known as `` Dante Company'', scouting the area for any signs of life. So far, we had nothing for about 75 miles. It was cold and lifeless ( besides us ). The temperature outside was about 14 degrees Fahrenheit ( approximately -10 degrees Celsius ), we only had to wait 45 minutes until Ospreys would get here to pick us up and take us to base, but it felt like 45 years. `` Base'' was a portal, on the other side of it was our world. We had to live in this cold for a few hours, with horrible rations and horrible morale. We went in excited, and went out depressed. `` Hell'' had this aura of sadness and eeriness. 
 
 We saw our Ospreys landing to pick us up. Before we knew it, we were on board and flying back to base. I really wanted to see civilization again, but we did n't get too. `` Base, this Helix Four Two Delta, we have activity in sector four.'' The intercom on the Osprey announced that. Within seconds, everyone one on board went from a depressing slump to full-on conversations. It did n't take long for the other Ospreys to figure out either, in fact, within 30 seconds of the statement, the whole base was on heightened alert. 
 
 `` Yeah base, this is Helix Three Two Delta, we have a confirmed possible anomalous entity on the ground, I can confirm multiple humanoids in a loose formation. Not sure of other parameters.'' Everyone was cramming to look out the tiny windows behind them. You wo n't believe what happened next. `` Dante Company, I understand you are split onto five Ospreys?'' the base controller said. `` Yeah. there's five of us.'' the head osprey pilot said. `` Great, we're sending Devil Company to your coordinates along with other security measurements. *Go ahead and land and wait for further instructions. *'' said the controller. `` What the hell did you just say?'' our pilot said. `` You heard me Helix Four Two, land.'' 
 
 We landed. Everyone was experiencing a mixture of happiness, excitement, confusion, and fear. Mostly fear. We all had the beings in sight. One was just standing there, then it started to approach us. The poor thing looked frightened. It was funny, it looked just like us, but a bit taller, and the head was bigger. By now, Devil Company was just arriving above us. Colonel Rosenberg was out of the osprey first. He fearlessly approached the being and said, `` I am colonel Rosenberg of 3rd regiment, are you capable of understanding the English language?'' The being, now confused said, `` Uhh... yeah?'' `` What in living and dead hell?!'' someone exclaimed. Everyone broke into whispers/shock. `` Quiet!'' Rosenberg said. `` We have just discovered technology that allows us to travel through dimensions. Can you tell me your name and the realm we are in?'' he said. The being responded, `` I am Mike Johnson, general of the U.S. Army. We detected anomalous activity in this area, you are currently in the territory of the United States of America. You are on a planet called Earth.''
