[ WP ] The Aliens want to know what the hell we did with Atlantis .

`` Where is it?'' Shouted the large alien in what looked to my disbelief to be a pair of cargo pants, a fanny pack, and a Hawaiian shirt. 
 
 `` Wheres what?'' I asked, still a little dazed. 
 
 `` Where is Atlantis?'' He said sounding upset. Behind him I saw two beautiful but golden skinned women step out of the small ship wearing nothing but some very tiny pieces of cloth around their..um... privates. 
 
 `` Atlantis you silly monkey. I have been driving non stop for that last eighty thousand light years.'' He said throwing up his hands. 
 
 `` Umm your here. This is Atlantis.'' I said pointing my thumb behind me in the direction of the main Hotel that made up the resort. 
 
 `` Not this atlantis the other one.'' He bellowed causing the older of the ladies to put her hands on his arm to calm him down. `` It had gondolas and crystal clear beaches and lots of yummy baked fish'' he said sounding like a child who went down stairs only to find that santa had skipped his house. 
 
 `` Wa..wa..Wait you mean Atlantis, the ATLANTIS.'' I said in disbelief. Maybe all those ancient alien shows were right. `` You are telling me that Atlantis was a..a beach resort?'' 
 
 `` Yes, and an expensive one two. You would n't belive the waiting list to see it. We were only able to get our tickets a couple hundred years ago.'' The woman beside him said. 
 
 `` Wow you got scammed.'' I said `` Atlantis, the original Atlantis sunk over a thousand years ago. No one has been able to find it since, and trust me we have looked.'' Seeing the sad looks on the aliens faces along with the cute pout on the one i figured must be their daughter i decided to take pity. `` Hey look your Atlantis may be gone but how about i put you in one of the empty rooms in our hotel and you can try out our Atlantis.''
