[ WP ] Write a story in which one character 's dialog is entirely generated by cleverbot

The machine shifted from a full on roar to a gentle whirl. Then it stopped making any noise. Men in lab coats moved an and began unbuckling the test subject, moving him to a table. After a quick medical examination, they determined he was physically okay. His mental state would be examined when he awoke. 
 
 It was the whole point of the machine. To see if you could completely remove someone's consciousness and then replace it with another. The first half had been proven effective. There were a large number of mindless subjects already in the holding cells awaiting the second part of the trial. This man was merely the one of them. 
 
 Within ten minutes he was sitting up, awake, but staring blankly ahead. He had been moved to a smaller room, empty except for a few chairs. One examiner was in the room. The others watched and recorded from behind one-way glass. 
 
 `` Okay,'' the examiner said, `` let's start off easy. What is your name?'' 
 
 `` River Songs whats yours?'' 
 
 So far so good. The examiner nodded, and continued, `` I'm Dr. Goldstein. Next question. How old are you?'' 
 
 “ My mommy says not to talk to strangers!! ” 
 
 A little odd. Let ’ s continue. “ I ’ m a doctor, you can talk to those. Now, can you tell me how old you are? ” 
 
 “ Who one the nobel prize in physics in 1985? ” 
 
 “ No, I ’ m the one asking questions. Just answer them. Can you please tell me how old you are? ” 
 
 “ Yes I am. But I have a title. If my name is DiaDz, who am I to you? ” 
 
 Hmm. Changed their name? Perhaps two minds got mixed up. That might account for confusion. “ I thought you said your name was River Songs. Which is it? ” 
 
 “ I never said that. My name is Dyn. ” 
 
 A third name? The examiner wanted to press even more, but the others turned on the loud speakers and ordered, “ Just stick to the prewritten questions Goldstein. ” 
 
 The subject perked up at the speakers and looked around, confused. “ You must have been talking to someone else, I am Dyn. ” 
 
 Okay, some consistency with the name. Next question then. “ Okay Dyn. How old are you? ” 
 
 “ It is irrevalent. Please answer my question, why do you think I am waiting? ” 
 
 Waiting? Nevermind. Stick to the questions you ’ ve memorized. “ Okay, what was your first paying job? ” 
 
 “ How do you log chats? ” 
 
 “ We ’ re getting nowhere. The subject isn ’ t making any sense, ” Dr. Goldstein spoke to the other examiners watching in. 
 
 The man, in a seemingly helpful gesture, proclaimed, “ Haha I suppose. I do n't get much sleep. ” 
 
 The loudspeaker buzzed, “ Just continue with the rest of the questions Dr. ” 
 
 “ WAS HÄLST DU VON LARRY STYLINSON!? ” The man suddenly yelled. He was now tense. It looked as though he were ready to leap out of the chair. 
 
 German? He, he isn ’ t supposed to be speaking German. “ Uh, ” Goldstein was getting nervous, “ what is your favourite animal and why? ” 
 
 “ MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A HORSE, WHAT IS YOURS!? ” The man was still yelling, now leaning closer to the examiner. 
 
 “ w-Who is the current leader of this country? ” Goldstein was now standing behind his chair to distance himself. 
 
 “ BARACK OBAMA! ” 
 
 Okay, two answers that make sense. Even if he is yelling. Goldstein sat back down in the chair. “ What did you have for dinner last night? ” 
 
 “ I DID HAVE A PNG! ” The man suddenly leapt from his chair. “ WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT? ” He yelled as he jumped at the examiner. 
 
 Goldstein fell sideways from his chair just in time to dodge. “ Help! Someone restrain the subject! We need to terminate this test session! ” He called to the examiners behind the glass. 
 
 “ NO WONDER YOU ARE HUNGRY! ” The man yelled as he righted himself from the ground. 
 
 The man chased the examiner around the small room. No response was coming from the loudspeaker. “ I ’ m serious! This isn ’ t funny, ” Goldstein announced between breaths, “ I can ’ t keep the subject away. We need to stop the test! ” 
 
 “ I'M HAWING A GREAT TIME, JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION! ” The subject had now bitten his own lower lip off and was still after the examiner. 
 
 Finally the loudspeaker blared, “ We ’ re sorry, we can ’ t terminate the test until all questions have been asked. ” 
 
 The man stopped chasing the examiner. “ Then answer this; what is your favourite music album of all time?! ” the subject called. He then calmly walked back to his chair and sat down. 
 
 Goldstein was stunned. But then he realized that was the next question on the list. But how did the subject know? There was nowhere for him to read from. 
 
 Behind the glass there was a similar debate going on. How did the one subject know the question? Why was one test subject taking so well to his role as an examiner while the other was failing at being a teenager with violent anger problems? This had never happened before. Not with any test subjects or any of the minds they inserted into them. The machine never malfunctioned. Nothing during the process was any different. 
 
 Back behind the glass the scientists came up with a possible explanation. The test subjects were both on their 7th round of being erased and rewritten. Perhaps remnants of past minds stayed locked behind and after so many times being rewritten, the human brain no longer took to the process. 
 
 It was decided that the erratic subject would be euthanized and the one playing the doctor would undergo the process again. All subjects would continue to be tested until they too broke. Now the test was to see how many times the machine could work on people. 

