[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

What ho! Come jolly along fellows for its time to study the most elusive of all creatures in a mating ritual. Of course I speak of the highschool boy courting a soon to be mate. As we can see he approaches and prepares the traditional courting headwear. The `` fedora'' is known as a booster that triggers female hormones and it so happens that this one male has one in hand. He grows closer to his target... And he springs his advance! The mate due to the surprise retaliates with a screech. The male is stunned and drops his fedora leaving him vulnerable. The female then goes to consume the silent male acknowledging his defeat. 
 Well thats all for now lads! Come by next time for the next episode of `` highschool: the wildlands''.
