You 've just killed Santa in your living room mistaking him for a burglar . Any moment your wife and three kids are going to wake up and come down stairs for Christmas [ WP ]

`` What did you do?!'' 
 
 `` Well I thought we were being robbed... It was finally my chance to use that Magnum I bought. I mean how am I supposed to know that a fucking drunk dressed as Santa is gon na wander off in our house?'' 
 
 `` Wait... What's that noise? Is that what I think it is? PAUL, THERE ARE REINDEER ON THE ROOF! Did you just kill San...'' 
 
 `` Keep your voice down! The kids are still sleeping.'' 
 
 `` Oh my god! Oh my god! What should we do?'' 
 
 `` Well we have two options. Either we call the police and tell them everything or...'' 
 
 `` Or what?'' 
 
 `` We can always bury him in the backyard.'' 
 
 `` What about the reindeer?'' 
 
 `` I'll bring the magnum.'' 
 
 `` I'll bring the shovel.''
