[ WP ] The monster in your closet meets the monster under your bed

`` Oh.. hey you're here too, uh- hi?'' 
 
'Huh, how long have you been around these parts?'' 
 
 `` Oh just the odd 7 years, ever since this little trooper showed up really.'' 
 
'No joke? I've been around since last July! Ever since my old kid grew up and went to college, bless his heart.' 
 
 `` Well, little Timmy here is n't much for the wonders of youth, he's practically a teenager now.'' 
 
'I've noticed! He's turning out to be quite the fine young man.' 
 
 `` Its a shame about his parents though, how they always fight and such.'' 
 
' True, true, you ever get the feeling he just is n't scared of you anymore?' 
 
 `` I KNOW right? It's like he sees us and he just shrugs it off, maybe he got used to me- sorry, us.'' 
 
'No way! You're a perfectly fine terrifying specimen, that ca n't be it?' 
 
 `` But what could be more scary than a monster?'' 
 
 ***Timmy dear! It's time to go to your father's! ***
