[ WP ] Your roommate sometimes turns to an `` invisible camera '' and begins narrating like he 's on some TV show . You 've always just put up with it ... but now you think you heard a laugh track .

George turns over to our large TV, a very fake smile on his face. 
 
 `` We're just having a GRATE time, are n't we?'' he exclaims in a loud, overly-enthusiastic voice, while rubbing a block of mozzarella cheese against a cheese grate. 
 
 You begin to do the fake laugh, but are interrupted by.. a real one? 
 
 There's no one else in the room. 
 
 George is still staring at the.. camera? What? The TV was just.... 
 
 Suddenly a young man struts into the room, with a maroon fleece pullover and baggy jeans. He brushes over his brown hair and claps his hands. 
 
 `` Nice job everybody. Especially you, Jeffrey, that was a great pun! Real PUNNY!'' 
 
 You're still confused. The rest of the rooms lights up, revealing camera men, lights, microphones, all of the properties used to make a movie or TV show. 
 
 The strange man and George.. or.. Jeffrey.. chuckle a bit until the man turns over to you. 
 
 `` We need to talk.. meet me in my office in five,'' he emphasizes, holding up 5 long fingers. 
 
 He walks away into the darkness. 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- -4 MINUTES LATER -- -- -- -- -- 
 
 You gently open the door to find the man shuffling through papers. He does n't seem to notice you. 
 
 `` Achem!'' 
 
 The man jerks his head up with a look of fear, which quickly turns to relief. 
 
 `` Oh, it's you, Gerald. You silly bastard!'' 
 
 Gerald? You're not Gerald.. 
 
 `` Umm, my name's Jama-'' 
 
 You're quickly cut off by the man waving his hand. `` No, you're Gerald. You always were the funny one,'' he says. 
 
 `` But.. I have noticed you're screwin' up lately, mate. Like that time when you opened up the soda and the fluid came flooding out!'' 
 
 He flips through stack of papers, stapled together. 
 
 `` Tha' was n't in the script, mate,'' he stated. He donned a look of sadness in his face. `` Sorry, mate.. but I got ta let ya go..'' 
 
 He shooed you away, and guards seized your arms, dragging you away to a large wooden door. 
 
 It opened slowly, revealing.. 
 
 Nothing. 
 
 Only a black, endless void. 
 
 And the guards tossed you out, without looking back. 

