[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

I am not a great writer nor have the time to write a good short story. Here is my basic outline - 
 
 Michael recognizes the voice of President Obama on Call of Duty in January 2011, while playing at his home in Missouri. He is 15. Obama tries to deny it, but Michael catches him in several logical fallacies and get him to admit his identity. Michael blackmails him into being is Call of Duty partner, and Obama agrees to secure Micheal's silence about the fact that he has logged hundreds of hours of CoD during his presidency and is secretly suffering a debilitating addiction to the game. 
 
 After being forced into a 7 hour straight marathon of Call of Duty for Micheal's birthday in May of that year, Obama begins to devise a plan for revenge. Over the course of the year, he begins to intentionally lower his Call of Duty skills, until early February of 2012, when Micheal notices he is has been playing better than Obama for months, and asks what the problem is. Obama tries to deny anything is wrong, but eventually puts into play the next part of his plan. He tells Micheal that the stresses of the Middle East conflicts are growing to great, and it is effecting his playing, but tells Micheal for now there is nothing he can do, and he hopes the situation will get better soon. 
 
 A month later, Obama tells Micheal that there is a new development in the Middle East conflict. The CIA has become extremely concerned with the rise of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and his Islamic State of Iraq, and some of his new advances into areas of Iraq formerly held by Us troops. In reality, the intelligence at the time was indicating that the Islamic State of Iraq was not a threat, but Obama had a plan. He told Micheal that they were beginning covert offenses using a new robotic drone technology. Rather than missles shot from drone planes, a secret US arms corporation had developed a small all terrain robot outfitted with a wide variety of minature high powered weaponry. This new technology is so controversial that no officers within the US defense network low enough in rank to take the time to pilot the drones can be trusted to do it. So this secret arms corporation, in conjunction with the major multinational banks, forced Obama to use a new software that would allow the drones to be piloted by unwitting Call of Duty players. The new software would alter the game to show the terrain and combatants rendered into whatever level and enemy they are fighting against. If he does not comply they are threatening another JFK style assassination. 
 
 He tells Micheal that the only way he can save an unwitting American teen from being the first of many to be turned into soldiers and killers without their knowledge, is for him to pilot the first drone himself, and to do well at first but after several missions begin to display one of the systems great faults, which he tells Micheal is the possibility of the player logging off and leaving the drone defenseless. 
 
 Micheal agrees and takes on three `` missions'', which in reality are simply regular Call of Duty games, but Obama's lie about the drone missions has totally taken him in. After three missions he starts to lose sleep over images of those he thought he killed, wondering who they were, if they had children. 
 
 Then Obama tells him that the software has a feature he did not know about, where if a player logs off, rather than leaving the drone defenseless, control instantly transfers to another player in the same level, who spawns where the last player died. This means they must find a new fault to exploit, but in the mean time Micheal must continue to complete more successful `` missions''. Micheal begins to be deeply effected by the stress, and begins a habit of chain smoking cigarillos to ease the stress. 
 
 Obama continued his sick charade until early 2014. ISIS has become an actual threat, the original CIA intelligence was dead wrong. Obama realized he could easily be found out for his cruel game now that ISIS was constantly in the press and the US was preforming ACTUAL drone strikes. He decides Micheal is a loose end to his sick game, and he knows what must be done. 
 
 By this time Micheal was nearly 18, and smoking several boxes of cigarillos a day. He can not sleep, and is slowly being driven mad by the sleep deprivation and PTSD. It was at this time Obama used his closest CIA confidants to gain access to a local police officer, and Micheal's best friend. Knowing of Micheal's heavy cigarillo addiction, he formulates a plan. He tells his CIA team to instruct their asset, Officer Wilson, that the time has come to serve his country. He also tells then to instruct Micheal's friend, Dorian Johnson, to slyly steal Micheal's wallet on his way out to buy cigarillos that Saturday. 
 
 Obama knows that upon arriving to the store, Micheal will realize he does not have money, but because his addiction is to strong to wait, or go home to get more money, he will attempt to steal the cigarillos. His CIA team has arranged it so that when the call comes in to the clerk to the local PD reporting the theft, the officer up for the call is none other than Officer Darren Wilson, who solves Obama's problem with Micheal Brown once and for all. 
 
 And now that Obama's final loose end is tied up, nobody will know his sadism amidst the massive media circus and racial controversy he had created. 
 
 Now he is free to continue his drone war on the Muslim world, in conjunction with his favorite Commrade Putin, so that they may continue to bring Obamacare and communism to the world, and turn everybody gay. 
 
 Amen.
