[ WP ] The protagonist of the story discovers that saying `` Like a good neighbor Statefarm is there '' actually works . How does he/she use this newfound ability ?

Like a good neighbor, and you know the rest. For he/she this may concern, and it's contagious, the saying I mean. 
 
 I have worked for Statefarm for seven months, and today I have grasps on what I own, of a power beyond your wildest fantasies, strange, uber bizarre -- and coincidentally of compliment to commercial narratives, like those on the tv, the comedy ones. 
 
 And I discovered I could teleport, kind of, a few weeks ago, when I'm caffeinated and feeling frisky. Usually my guard is down, and a pretty lady is somewhere close. I ca n't muster courage to ask her the time, or something silly. And I blush. And Boom. Like a good neighbor. 
 
 I could n't control it at first. Still ca n't. Not really. But I'm confident I can control this. And I'm kind of stoked to hold a weird ability such as this. A 21st century kind of power, to glide in and out of new found conveniences and, at the same time, move up the corporate ladder. The guys in conference think I'm funny. My notes always have that slogan written out in a fruitful kind of way. Hehe. 
 
 Hmm. 
 
 I should test these parameters then. To go where no neighbor has gone before. I'm hoping to find warm embrace in a next new place, to hold no mercy for the women and jovial office workers in conference outside of my fences here. 
 
 Dennis Haysbert, sing that sweet tune of yours, the one that draws me toward your neck of the woods. Am I Haysbert? Will I be in good hands? 
 
 Here's to living and controlling my fears and whatever the hell this is. Allstate, I'm yours. 
 
 -- from a neighbor, yours and mine
