[ WP ] International experts and diplomats have gathered to resolve one very trivial conflict that has been blown wildly out of proportion .

No one really knew what to do. The problem was as troublesome as it was ubiquitous, yet no committee had ever resolved it before. 
 
 Ideas were thrown around. 
 
 The United Kingdom seemed to think all was useless. 
 
 North Korea disagreed with the United Kingdom and continued to bring up *The Interview* as though it were relevant somehow. 
 
 The delegation continued to argue amongst themselves. 
 
 `` SILENCE!''. The delegates hushed. Ghana had spoken up. 
 
 `` I have an idea.'' 
 
 The delegates listened intently. Ghana's unnatural audacity had taken them by surprise. 
 
 `` What if we ban headphones? Then they can not be unnaturally tangled up in our pockets.'' 
 
 The delegates looked at the Ghana's representative - some appeared apprehensive, others thoughtful. 
 
 The delegate from the United States was the first to speak up. 
 
 `` This does n't solve the underlying problem! Whatever force, whatever demon, is causing our headphones to tangle up without our knowledge is still going to be out there. This... this *demon* will just adapt.'' 
 
 The delegate from Ghana sat down. Before anyone else had a chance to speak, the large television in the middle of the conference room sparked to life. An unfamiliar static appeared on the television. 
 
 Arabic was displayed from the screen. 
 
 `` ISIS...'' the United States delegate said. 
 
 Men whose faces donned black cloth began to speak in Arabic. The unfamiliar language was subtitled in broken English at the bottom of the screen. 
 
 `` The tangling of headphones...'' - there was a short pause - ``... was our doing.'' 
 
 All was quiet. 
 
 `` We will begin to increase your other grievances if you do not comply with our demands,'' the subtitles read. `` To show we are serious, Windows 8 will need to update every three days. The update will be nuanced but will somehow take 10 minutes of your time.'' 
 
 `` They've won...'' the United Kingdom uttered in disbelief. 
 
 
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