[ PM ] Your most embarrassing moment and I 'll write as an onlooker .

It was a year ago in thailand with my 3 friends on the first day we arrived - we arrived on a navy carrier, we're sailors - when walking through the street we notice a ping, pong show going on, and being the horny sailors we were after being underway for 45 days we say, `` Why the fuck not?''. 
 
 The ping pong show is a crowded darkly lit room where everyone sits down in a small stadium holding the one cheep ass tiger beer provided at the entrance. The show itself consists of spectacles like girls smoking out of their vagina, a couple that dances while fucking, a fat ugly cross dresser who shoots ping pongs out of his ass at the crowd, and the like. 
 
 They also had shows where they ran out into the crowd and grabbed a stranger to participate; I was one of them. 
 
 So, there I was watching this with my 3 friends all the while trying not to choke on my beer when 4 beautiful asian girls take the stage, and start speaking asian, not long after this one of them runs off stage and grabs me to be a subject, that I resisted, but my friends would n't have any of that and helped her push me on stage. 
 
 I was brought on stage and put on a chair and started getting a lap dance by the girl that picked me right there in front of 200 or so people, all the while the other 3 girls started stripping me. Of course I was all into it biting on her nipples, and grabbing her ass; I was beginning to rock a boner when they pulled me onto the ground and I started to get rode cow-girl style. 
 
 After a minute or so after that the lapdancer got up, and got close, really close to my face and pulled down her panties. She turned out to be a he with a dick - I was quite stunned, and could n't even react even when they were pulling me up to take a bow in front of the crowd, which I did to be a good sport, hoping that it would be all over there, but no it climaxed by getting pantsed right in front of half the crew on my ship, which was followed by a roaring cheer by the crowd. 
 
 Here I am a year later, and yes, the legacy lives on!; -; 
 
 Edit: 
 Made it easier to read, added the cheering crowd at the end, and I was 21 at the time.
