[ WP ] Aliens finally visit Earth , but everyone is convinced that it 's a hoax and ignores them .

`` Xorbaag, for the love of the Council, none of them are screaming in terror! Why are n't they screaming in terror?'' 
 
 `` We *were* promised screaming in terror.'' 
 
 `` Mother was right. I'm a failure. I ca n't even pull off a simple invasion correctly.'' 
 
 `` Hey, do n't be so hard on yourself, brother-'' 
 
 `` Get your tentacle off of me! I do n't *need* your pity!'' 
 
 `` Look, these fleshy meat puppets are just so simple-minded that they just are n't aware what's going on. Watch this, HEY, YOU THERE!'' 
 
 -What's goin' on, dude? - 
 
 `` We are emissaries of the great Gortathian race, and we have come to claim your planet, and all of its people, as members of the proud Gortathian empire! Kneel before your new overlords, filthy pink simian!'' 
 
 -... Right, right, nice... Star Wars costume'r whatever.- 
 
 `` You see, brother? It's just like I said, these creatures are so complacently ignorant that they ca n't even tell the difference between our glorious visages and something of pure fantasy.'' 
 
 `` -*Sniff*-Well... I suppose you're right... I'm sorry for snapping at you.'' 
 
 `` It's all good, brother, do n't worry about it.'' 
 
 `` Right. Well then, contact the fleet, we should be starting the orbital bombardment.'' 
 
 

