[ WP ] Write from the perspective of an animal that escapes the zoo .

These goddamn humans. Usually I can stand them, oohing and awwing at my ( albeit sexy ) wings and lovely singing voice, but there's been a new crowd for the past few weeks. Smelly ones, smellier than usual, and hairy, and instead of listening to me generously singing to them, they turn their backs and yell chants loudly at the other patrons of the zoo so nobody can even hear my gorgeous song. 
 
 And today takes the cake. They clipped a nasty gash in my fence! It's twice the size of me- what if something gets in? They keep whistling to me and trying to get me to leave my home, but why should I? 
 
 Anyway they booked it before my feeders came out, and I tried to show the dumb humans who work here that there was a big gash, but they did n't even notice! How rude. 
 
 But a few minutes ago, I finally heard her- a lady bird, just my type! She sounded like she could be interested. Now I'm kinda glad they cut a gash in my house. 
 
 I fly out and only get a little scratch. I follow her voice. She's outside, but man it's cold outside. Maybe she'll agree to come back to the exhibit with me- there's lots of loose twigs for a nest if we want to do that. 
 
 First I got ta see her. 
 
 If only these damn smelly humans were n't in my way. I think they have my lady bird, too! I can hear her coming from a tiny black box in one of their smelly hands.... Must be some sort of bigger-on-the-inside thing.
