[ WP ] The news and media are all covering the recent Apocalypse ... It just happens to be April 1st .

Obligatory first prompt so it is quite shaky and disorganized. 
 `` We have received reports... that a... thermonuclear strike... is coming from Russia, and it appears three missiles are heading to the U.S.A as of now. One to New York, one to Los Angeles, and one that appears to be larger and stronger then the others to Washington D.C. 
 It is advised that all citizens in the surrounding area should evacuate immediately and prepare to stock up on food and supplies. Updates every ten minutes. Estimated first strike will be in... fifteen. Be prepared America, a real shitshow is coming and I'm not going to risk my life for you lot. I have better things to attend to, take it away Sally you ugly bastard! Let it be known the April 1st 2017 is the end of the world as we know it'' The anchorman then proceeds to flaunt his middle fingers while running out of the news room while shoving tables to the ground in a rushed manner. 
 Rick turns off the T.V and grumbles `` Can we ever have some normal news instead of this sitcom crap? Real immature to joke about nuclear warfare in this time and age.'' Rick stumbles over to his mahogany chair and plops down, suddenly his glass chandelier shakes violently as bits of cement and bits of walling flake from the ceiling, he gasps in horror as his hutch passed down for over fourteen generations gets smashed by the odd occurrence, then suddenly he looks out the window to see a large mushroom cloud rising in the distance... at the sight Rick grumbles `` What the hell...'' and suddenly darkness... the world ended violently on the solemn day of April First, 2017. The main survivors were government officials and their guards whom they sent to fight the other senator guards, creating a miniature war between the squabbling officials until humanity fizzled out of existence while nature rebuilt itself through the past mistakes of a lost generation. 
 
 
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