[ WP ] You are a homeless person washing yourself in a gas station bathroom when someone busts in with a gun to commit suicide . You try to talk them out of it .

`` Hey man fuckin' hell knock or something! This is prime homeless cleaning time you're interrupting. I mean chirst...'' the homeless chap glared at the man that entered. 
 
 `` Are... you standing on my god damn towel, I just found that! And why the hell do you look like you're about to off your self?'' 
 
 The man coughed a little nervously `` Well, uhh you see I kinda was, I did n't mean to interrupt. Gah, I just ca n't do anything right!'' He punched the wall then grunted as he shook his hand. 
 
 `` Hey, man it's okay I mean shit you got clean hair and some nice shoes so you're doing *something* right and your teethe are straight which is better than me'' he grinned showing off a crooked row of teethe to go with his matted hair and filth covered feet. 
 
 `` Well yeah but, I mean Work, the wife, my last mate just died of cancer so I do n't have anyone to talk to except that money grubbing therapist...'' 
 
 The homeless man laughed and walked forward slapping the man on the back before remembering he was naked `` Just for the record, I'm not coming on to you. You're the one that busted in her while I was bathing so you're the gay one aight?'' 
 
 The man tried not to laugh before flicking the towel up with his shoe then tossing it at the Homeless man `` Hey, wan na do something that really piss of my wife?'' 
 
 `` Hey man, no gay stuff what did I just say!'' 
 
 The man smirked `` How about you and me swing by my place so you can clean up then we get shit faced at the pub where Dave used to go'' 
 
 The homeless man patted his sides `` Well I seem to have miss placed my wallet and aside from on *pocket* that it could be in, and we did rule out gay stuff so I think you'll need to buy'' 
 
 The man cracked up walking out `` I'm parked just around the corner just look for the red car'' 
 
 The homeless man laughed and shouted out `` You better not think I'm easy'' 
 
 P.S 1:23AM for me so please direct all grammatical and spelling errors to my assistant that wakes up in 8 or so hours..
