[ WP ] An apartment building where the rent is payed in Reddit Karma

World really had changed. First reddarpments came in 2017 after the Panama Papers data leak ruined the economy. Nobody really trusted money after the incident and respect of your peers was starting to gain more value as a currency than `` real'' money. At first it was essentially just people giving and receiving favors just like in the old days. Nobody really can tell when the great shift happened, but it did. Infrastructure for giving, receiving and measuring the respect for everyones contributions already existed and it was this site called Reddit. In 2018 the first legislation organization Reddit.org for monitoring Reddit karma whoring, reposting and multiple account scams was already formed. Nobody wanted their new currency to be ruined by new scandal as with the old currency in 2016. Unfortunately for me I was n't among the first adapters that already had gathered thousands upon thousands of karma by clever comments, cat pictures or just plain old scamming. 
 
 Now everything is paid in karma and this includes reddarpments or apartments as they were once called. Funny how people have the tendency to create new names for everything, eh? I never really did wa n't to get reddarpment as my employer was still paying in dollars, but the last apartment complex in my city was converted to reddarpments last month. At first I though this would be easy. Easy, peezy, upvote sneezy. Well I was wrong. I had visited Reddit in the past few times and sincerely liked it. The community was great and even with the issue of being accused as hivemindish I always thought mutual understanding in the community was amazing. I'm afraid that was not the case anymore. After the great shift every major subreddit organized. Unaffiliated gangs and subreddit organizations were formed and everyone aimed to create more karma for themselves and to their organizations. This is where I fucked up. I tried posting a picture of my dog sleeping to /r/aww as I thought `` well how vindictive can people be who like cute animals?''. Oh boy was I wrong. Every subscriber in /r/aww downvoted my post through my basement all the way to the center of earth where all hell broke loose. Remember me telling that every subreddit got organized? Yes, well they also downvote every post and every comment that is made to their subreddit if you are not affiliated with the organization, which in this case I was n't. At first I though maybe a great /r/TIFU post about my situation would redeem my situation. I did the math and there was no way that even with /r/TIFU moderators backing my post they would be able to throw a ladder high enough for me to climb out of this whole. I decided to do what every human would - abandon all hope. 
 
 So here I am writing this with -9 167 780 karma which is exactly the amount of subsribers in /r/aww. Rent is due next week, but that really does not matter as agents from Reddit.org are most likely coming before that. Consider this story as a warning of sorts. Never cross Reddit. I need to hurry now to catch my plane, as ironic as it may seem, to Panama where old currency is still used and internet is banned.
