[ CW ] At least three characters . Dialogue only .

**Bill: ** Bob, for your heinous offense to our organization, we are going to have to hang you. 
 **Bob: ** I understand; my actions were inexcusable. 
 **Jeb: ** Before we can settle the date of this event, we must discuss the snacks that will be present at the hanging. Bob, do you have any preference? 
 **Bob: ** I'm quite fond of those Kettle Potato Chips. if we could serve a variety that would be lovely. 
 **Bill: ** Those are quite delicious. But having only one type of snack - even if they come in a variety of flavors - seems quite ridiculous to me. 
 **Bob: ** Well of course I did n't mean we only server chips. They are just the first thing that came to mind. Of course there will be the usual: pop tarts, crackers, ice cream sandwh- 
 **Jeb: ** Do n't get ahead of yourself, Bob, let's not start on the sweets until we'eve settled the snacks. 
 **Bill: ** I say we let him finish, sweets fall into a subcategory of snacks. 
 **Jeb: ** Some could reasonably fall into the category of snacks, but where do we draw the line between a sweet snack and outright dessert? 
 **Bill: ** Well surely an ice cream sandwich counts as a snack! 
 **Jeb: ** Not necessarily, what if they have two? 
 **Bill: ** Yes, I see your point. But many get a brain freeze from eating them too fast; they would n't be ready for quite some time to have a second. 
 **Bob: ** Is n't there a committee that decides these things? 
 **Bill: ** Yes, I believe so. We shall have to consult the Board of Snacks and Desserts. We will reconvene this discussion of Bob's hanging when we can have the Board present to arbitrate such disagreements.
