[ WP ] `` I 'm sorry , but the thing you were looking for is sold out . ''

`` I'm sorry, sir, but this property has already been bought'' 
 
 `` What? That ca n't be right. I saw this property was for sale two days ago!'' 
 
 `` No sir, that would be the one down the street. They do look very similar.'' 
 
 `` Bullshit. I drove past this house before and it clearly stated `` FOR SALE: $ 180'' 
 
 `` It was a first-come-first-serve deal, sir. Someone came just before you did'' 
 
 `` Oh for goodness sake then. Who bought Bow Street then?'' 
 
 `` She did, sir'' and the banker pointed to the lady next to me, holding up the card for Bow Street and smiling. 
 
 `` $ 58, if you please.''
