[ WP ] Write the most elaborate , over-dramatic , and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I 'll want to punch you

I've been in the ISS for six months now. It gets lonely up here. I miss my family. Whenever we pass over the States I think that they are looking back at me. 
 
 Space is nothing like you would expect. It's lonely, or at least I am. It gets tough to want to stay alive. My only refuge is the books. They stored a box of just random books on the last cargo drop off. Books from fairy tales to political dramas to intense romantics. 
 
 One of the books was written by a former astronaut, Tom, who is now part of the ground control team. I know he threw it in there so that I could get a kick out of it. It is his journal of dealing with antigravity. 
 
 Tom is famous for puking nearly every day. For the year that he was here, it took nine months to get used to the lack of gravity. It's oddly funny and I love it. 
 
 One of the Russian guys asked me how good it is. 
 
 `` It's great. Who would've thought a book about anti-gravity could be so good? `` 
 
 He nodded and floated off. I shouted back to him `` I ca n't put it down!'' 
 

