[ WP ] It 's the zombie apocalypse , but the virus is n't spread through Bites , Blood , or Scratches .

It has been seventeen years since the last human child was born. Humanity has stopped procreating. Our numbers are finally dwindling. 
 `` Patient zero'' was found eventually, but not before 85 % of us changed. 
 Priests called it a reckoning, a modern day Babel, where sex outside of wedlock was being punished by God. 
 But it began to happen to married couples, too. Within months it had gone global, but with the internet and modern communications it was curtailed before it destroyed our race outright. 
 Homosexuals, heterosexuals, masturbators, hell, even those who tried with animals. None were immune. 
 AIDS, ha, what a joke. I wish we all had AIDS. 
 
 No, this was a new STD. Some gene had mutated in us. The act of copulation, the release of sex, was the key. 
 The creature that was left was n't human anymore. Mindless. Hungry. Untiring in the quest for human flesh. 
 Humanity had almost disappeared. 
 Our scientists are still trying to find a cure, but nothing has worked. 
 
 None of the `` zombies'' are still alive anymore. They proved fairly easy to eliminate. The traps were key. A pile of meat set over incinerating landmines, no more zombie. The huge number of zombie video games had trained a generation to fight them. 
 
 We outlived the zombies, but we are still all doomed until our scientists find the cure. 
 
 Fortunately, prior to the outbreak becoming known, none of them had gotten laid in years anyway. 

