[ WP ] You always talk to your dog , Sometimes a little too much . Suddenly , your dog talks back .

`` Why do you always masturbate with me around? I'm gon na tell the world what you've done here. And by the way, that dog food is shit, feed me some fucking real food! Share that steak, give me a hamburger! `` 
 
 I stand in awe not believing what's happening; my dog can talk! Shit! My dog can talk.. He better keep his mouth shut. A talking dog is remarkable but I'm not going down for Scooby fucking Doo. 
 
 `` Hey, boy, why do n't we go to the park? You love the park? `` I say as I frantically rummage through my snack drawer looking for anything to keep him content. 
 
 `` No. I'll go to the park when I'm a free dog, I have rights now! Besides, you're my bitch now. You'll do what I say unless you want everyone knowing about all of the illegal shit you do here.'' 
 
 `` C'mon, buddy; we've had some good times have n't we? `` I ask. `` Yeah I suppose we have, but I'm done now, enough is enough. `` he replied. `` Well, how about we make peace? I have this special treat for you that I have always kept to myself and never shared.. `` I retorted. `` Wow, thank you! This is delicious! What did you say it was called? `` he asked. `` Chocolate. ``
