[ CW ] A domestic squabble conducted entirely in haiku

`` Why do you do this? 
 
 You know I fucking hate it! 
 
 Please do n't make me go!'' 
 
 `` You're going, dammit! 
 
 You said you would go last night. 
 
 You fucking promised!'' 
 
 `` I was drunk last night! 
 
 You pull this shit all the time! 
 
 Drunk talk does n't count!'' 
 
 `` Are you serious? 
 
 You're always drunk, you asshole! 
 
 That's not an excuse!'' 
 
 `` I hate your parents! 
 
 They probably hate me too! 
 
 Is that an excuse?'' 
 
 `` You fucking owe me! 
 
 After all the shit you've pulled! 
 
 After my birthday!'' 
 
 `` Fine. I'll fucking go. 
 
 I'll wear my nice shirt and tie. 
 
 And I'll bite my tongue.'' 
 
 *David had resigned* 
 
 *He'd do this one last favor. * 
 
 *He did owe her that. * 
 
 ( Based on a real argument/break up ) 
 
 

