[ WP ] You write a note to your future self . When you store it , you find another note there- a response from your older self .

*Listen here past me. Stop masturbating so much. Stay away from Sarah and her bullshit. Spend time with Mom, she goes off the deep end. Dad leaves in a few years. So get your act together and move out at eighteen. Do n't hang out with Freddy anymore. He's a dick. He sleeps with Sarah after you get married. While we are on it do n't sleep with Sarah. Jimmy from across the street is gay and will drug you. Do n't trust him when he comes over for beers next year. I still repress that. * 
 
 `` Well fuck me. That's the last time I listen to my Drama Teacher. I will no longer EVER leave notes for `` future me'' He's a fucking dick.'' I said aloud after reading the note covered in glitter glue. `` What the fuck is with the glitter?''
