[ WP ] All the gods of myth and legend are real , but having your prayers answered depends on discovering which god can hear you . You figured out which god is listening to your prayers , but they 're not what you expected .

`` So you're telling me that basically every God, Goddess, and Divine Being exist?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` And that prayers get answered if the right Divinity hears them?'' 
 
 `` Basically.'' I paused for thought. She stood there quietly, waiting for me to ask that one question I am itching to ask. But I know who she is, and accept my fate, asking something else. 
 
 `` Do you wan na grab some pizza and play video games?'' She smiled. 
 
 `` Sounds great.'' The Divine of the Friendzone, bringer of friends without long term romantic prospects, harbinger of great wingmen/women... She's an old friend of mine, and I'm glad I know her.
