[ WP ] You go on a date with the main character of the last book you read .

I'll let you in on a little secret. I'm an `` invisible'' character. You never hear about me, but I'm there. Always. In almost every book you've read. It gets lonely sometimes, but it's exciting and I never want to leave it. 
 
 I've been around in fact, for many many years, and there's very little that can phase me. And yet, in this particular instance, I have this strong sense of unease. And it's weird because everything is well, normal. We're talking about a trendy, yuppie city, full of trendy, shallow people, talking shallow, useless things. It all points towards chic lit I suppose. 
 
 But something, just one thing, is really really wrong. I can just feel it. 
 
 But for now, I have a date, might as well enjoy myself, you know? He's handsome and rich and well, the whole package deal. I'm sure he'll end up with the supposed love interest, but for now, I can have my fun. 
 
 `` More wine?'' 
 
 `` Well of course Patrick. Oh and do eat up quick, you would n't want the wasabi to get cold.'' Is n't wasabi already cold? Why do I even care about fckin wasabi? 
 
 Patrick Bateman. Could n't the writer have picked a more exciting name?
