[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

DISCLAIMER: I'm horrible at this, but I like a challenge when I see one 
 
 
 The horrors, humanity had finally pissed of God for their sins. Now I'm a sunday christian in that I go to church on sundays, and I pray daily, but that's it. That a good christian? I pay some attention to sermons, but not total, and I only apply it every once in a while. But I'm enough to qualify to purgatory. And to purgatory I go. It was actually pretty nice in purgatory. Was n't heaven of course. I lived in Unit US-noCa, in was n't supposed to be paradise, but not hell either. I lived pretty well, but it was annoying, we were barely lower middle class, and bad luck occurred to me. Lucky me for my username on the pre-apocalypse site reddit. Of course, OF COURSE reddit still goes on in heaven, and so does most other things, it's all split into time communities. Jesus Christ I was begging to go to apocalypse earth. The mild annoy-ness was actuallly to much to bear. Oh, and apparently I was an English guy named Rob. I prefer 24 hour adrenaline rushes. God gave the opportunity. Turns out many of the `` monsters'' were annoying people, or people like me, who had the scariest ability of all. I could split into two. One I called Seinfield, because `` WHY THE HELL NOT'', the other I named'15, but insisted being called Fitzwalter. I terrorized the people of r/atheism of all people with supernatural phenomena. The mere sight of me gave them strokes because God apparently turned off their ability to be scared. I'm confused. They could n't deal with a mere mortal doing that and died of stroke. I say 40 days and 40 nights I killed 666. I did n't know I literally had a mind from 1215.
