[ WP ] The moon is hollow .

`` It's impossible,'' said Dave the astronaut, shining a light into the hole. `` Either we're really good at finding caves -- what are we, 30 for 30? -- or the moon is hollow.'' 
 
 `` Let's get a line and head down into this cave,'' said Denise. `` Only an idiot could believe the moon is hollow.'' 
 An hour later, Denise was dangling from a 50 meter line inside the hole. Their most powerful lamp showed grey rock above her, but only darkness in every other direction. 
 
 A burst of static from Dave at the surface. He was trying to say something. 
 
 `` Say again?'' 
 
 Dave fell past her with eerie slowness in the low gravity. 
 
 `` Oh my God,'' Denise said in horror. She looked up to see a hairy black head staring down at her with glowing green eyes. Then the line was cut. 
 
 *It's a cave after all, * she thought as she hit the ground. She died instantly.
