[ WP ] Since /u/sakanagai 's flair says he harbors a dark secret , what 's his secret ?

He holds a bunch of children in a glass cage in his basement. He is an Alien and a successful businessman who takes his business partners to his basement to look at the children as a diversion. 
 
 He has to suck the life energy out of little girls in order to keep himself alive. Girls love him, it's only far later in their lives that they find out they do n't grow up to be all that they could have been. 
 
 Him being on earth is an accident caused by some anomaly in the fabric of the universe. He is half crazy because his mind has been scattered over multiple place, times and dimensions. Still, on earth he can manage relatively well, because of his vast intelligence.
