[ WP ] Suicidal person realizes he can not die

Hello. 
 
 This is Anon. I am writing this letter in hopes that these will be my final translated thoughts. You see, I have been trying- for years, to remove myself from this damned planet. When I turned 50, I was done. I attempted every manner possible. I shot, slammed, hung, and immolated. I swallowed, bled, suffocated, and jumped. Nothing fucking worked. 
 
 What is it about me? Am I such a failed human being that I can not even complete the basic human function of dying? Something is preventing me. A man does not shoot himself in the face 3 times and live. Although I look like a dried potato at this point, something is amiss. 
 
 Goddammit. Whoever reads this- you just do n't understand. I JUST WANT TO DIE. LET ME FUCKING HAVE THIS!! 
 
 I am miserable! Nobody sees me; I am in hiding. I am too revolting for human eyes. Thankfully, I have been able to avoid these eyes. Apparently I can never die- not even by my own hands but also through the laws of nature. I have n't eaten in, jesus, it must have been at least 6 months..nothing's changed. 
 
 I hope that I have found the solution. I must leave this planet; it may be my only hope of extinction. I am writing this in desire that this manner will lead me to the end. 
 
 Hope for me, reader. Hope for me.
