[ WP ] You run an RPG pawn shop . You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they 've acquired .

*door chimes* 
 
 `` Hiii, I was wondering if I could sell my stuff? `` 
 
 `` Of course! Come in! We are open 24/7! I never even sleep or take a break!'' The adventurer paused. 
 
 `` Uhhh... then how do you... `` 
 
 `` This barrel I'm sitting on is n't just decorative ya know! Now, how can I help you?'' 
 
 `` Well, I have these voon pelts I picked from killing some... voons? `` 
 
 `` Ah, you must be new, the plural of voon is voon. In fact we do n't plural anything here, especially items.'' 
 
 `` Ok... weird... whatever, can you just give me some gold for these?'' 
 
 But of course! voon pelts can always be bought for ten gold! They are very valuable!'' The merchant said as he chucked the pelts onto an immense pile of voon pelts that kicked up a billow of dust. 
 
 `` So what so you use them for?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Use. if they're so valuable what do you use them for? Do you ever resell them?'' The merchant looked at him quizzically before he scoffed. 
 
 `` Any why would I do that? Get rid of such a valuable investment? These things are 10 gold EACH and their value never changes! This, my boy, is a sound retirement investment.'' 
 
 `` Never? What kind of market system do you guys have here? Is n't there supply and demand?' The merchant looked aghast. 
 
'Wha- wha- what do you mean? That capitalist and communist talk is strictly forbidden by our local merchant guild! The strict rules we adhere to have been in place since time immemorial, and will not be changing soon! `` The merchant curled his lip in an indignant sneer. 
 
 `` Alright, jeez. Can I just get that leather armor? Those voon bites tore up my cloth tunic something feirce.'' 
 
 I'm afraid I can tell, just by looking at you, the exact amount of gold you have, and you do not have enough gold.'' 
 
 `` dude, are you being racist? `` 
 
 `` No, no! I am just saying you are short three gold.'' 
 
 `` Well I just gave you my voon pelts, I do n't have anything else besides my cloth tunic...'' 
 
 `` which is 2 gold. `` the merchant said matter of factly. 
 
 `` R-really? It's nowhere near it's original condition. You do n't need to appraise it or anyth-'' The merchant firmly held his hand up to hear no more of it. 
 
 `` Do not question the merchant guild rules!'' The adventurer slowly disrobed as the merchant looked on leerey eyed. 
 
 `` Okay, but now I'm still a gold short.'' 
 
 `` You still have your cloth pants, and those are seven gold.'' 
 
 `` Seven? That seems kinda arbitrary comp-'' again the merchant thrust out his arm out to interrupt him. The merchant looked uncomfortably pleased as the adventurer dropped trow. 
 
 `` I see you also have sustained injuries, would you require a healing component? You have enough gold left over for one?'' 
 
 `` Sure fine just give me a hi-potion'' the adventurer said dismissively. `` ah! No, wait I meant just a regular potion. I do n't even have that many hitpoints yet, and I'm not that hurt.'' 
 
 `` Of course, I completely understand, that will be one gold back for you good sir!'' 
 
 `` What I only get a 10th back of what I paid? I just got this! there's no reason-'' Again the merchant cited the merchant guild rules. 
 
 `` So, what? I just go adventure like this?'' The merchant shrugged. 
 
 `` You would n't be the first.''
