[ WP ] You 're allergic to stupidity . Literally . Describe a day in your life .

Today was going to be a good day. I was going to let the kiddo have an hour or so playtime, then we were going out to the park and to run some errands. Except we never got as far as the park. I checked out some bus times on the computer, and as I did, I could feel my nose getting runnier and runnier. I glanced at the baby, he was asleep. There was a thud from the room above just as I sneezed. 
 
 `` Albus, what are you doing up there?'' I asked, as I sneezed once again. 
 
 `` Nothiiiing...'' The voice of a six year old that knew he had done wrong rang down the stairs. 
 
 `` Albus Nick Coulson, what exactly are you... achoo.....up to up... achoo... there?!'' I called back between sneezes. Damn it was getting hard to breathe, the sneezing was n't helping. I got up, grabbed my epi pen from its bag and jabbed myself as I went upstairs. 
 
 `` Nothing Mummy! I'm not doing anything...'' He yelled, and as I 
 rounded the corner of the stairs I saw his feet rush across the landing and back in to his room. The sneezes got frequent and my nose was so runny I wondered if I was going to need a bucket. I noticed I'd broken out in a rash too, and as I looked up I saw why. In front of his bed, a beanbag was sat. Blue items, like cuddly toys and t-shirts etc were surrounding it... and in the middle was a large, large pile that consisted of a combination of megabloks and lego. With a groan, I shook my head. I knew what he was trying to do, noticing as I realized he had his arm bands from yesterdays swimming excursion on, and his goggles. 
 `` Now, Albus, we've talked about not doing silly things. They make Mummy's allergies flare up,'' I said as he hurriedly began to scoop the lego back in to a tub. How in the hell am I going to survive with two kids, and a stupidity allergy? 
 

