[ WP ] A married couple confess to eachother that they have both secretly had a passion , and talent , for murdering people .

`` What is so important that she called me home from work?'' Sam thought as he pulled into the garage. 
 
 `` Honey, I'm glad you're here. I've been wanting to say this for a long time, but I just have n't built up the courage to say it. I do n't know how you'll take it'', remarked Jessica. `` I do n't understand these feelings, but I've felt so passionate about it since I was a little kid.'' 
 
 `` What is it? You know you can tell me anything. No matter what it is, I'll support you all the way'', said Sam reassuringly. 
 
 `` You know those killings that have been happening throughout town over the past few years?'' questioned Jessica. 
 
 `` Yeah...'' 
 
 `` Well... Most of those were me'', Jessica stated timidly. 
 
 `` What? What do you mean?'' Sam asked in disbelief. 
 
 `` I kill people. I enjoy it. I've had uneasy feelings about people I dislike. My psychologist said I should n't act on these feelings, but I've found it enjoyable. I understand if you do n't want to talk about it now.'' 
 
 `` I do n't... I do n't know what to say. You said *most* of the murders were you, right?'' asked Sam. 
 
 `` Yeah. I do n't kill *all* of the people. There are other murderers too. I'm not a heartless bastard.'' 
 
 `` Well, in that case, I have something to confess too. Those murders that were n't you must have been me. I have the same feelings of intense hatred, and after watching Dexter, I learned that I should take care of the people I do n't like'', remarked Sam. 
 
 `` Are you serious? This is incredible. I knew we were really a perfect match.'' 
 
 Suddenly, Sam felt a searing pain rip through his chest, throwing him to the ground. 
 
 `` Oh god! My chest is going to rip apart!'' screamed Sam. 
 
 `` No! Sam! What's happening?'' 
 
 A minute later, Sam went into cardiac arrest, and, worried about being found out as a murder, Jessica did n't call the ambulance. Sam was buried in Jessica's back yard.
