[ WP ] Worst Day Ever ( 500 words or less )

The last words Nathan uttered to himself before he went to sleep was, `` This was the best day of my life!''. 
 He was promoted to Regional Manager, found out the love of his life ( his fiancée ) was pregnant, and had a night of wonderful, passionate sex. 
 
 The next morning he woke up to the sound of his girlfriend orgasming... only it was n't him giving it to her. `` What the fuck! Who are you and why are you in our bed? `` He asked the black man ( who was 12 inches into his pregnant fiancée ). `` Nathan this is my new boyfriend Jaquez, he broke into our house last night with his friends and robbed the place and did n't want to leave before they all had thier way with me... I'm in love Nathan. `` She admitted. 
 
 `` What the fuck?! You've lost your mind Katrina, and get the fuck out my house you nigger! `` he yelled... right before Jaquez put his head to the wall and knocked him out. 
 He proceeded to sodomize Nathan with the help of his friends in the other room while Katrina filmed the whole thing and tweeted to all his followers and posted it on his Facebook page. 
 When he woke up it was to an aching, bleeding asswhole and an empty house full of smoke.They had decided to torch the place.He was able to crawl out the house and make it to a neighbors house and call the police.When the deputy arrived to take his story, he asked him to get in the car and go to the station to do a line up... only they never made it to the station. 
 
 The deputy pulled over in an abandon subdivision and stopped the car on an empty street. `` Why are we stopping? `` Nathan asked before the deputy hit him with pepperspray, dragged him out the car, stripped him naked, raped him repeatedly on the street in broad daylight, knocked all his teeth out on the curb, forced him to perform oral sex, and cut his penis off and made him eat it. 
 
 When Nathan whimpered the words `` Please God make it stop. ``, the deputy paused, put Nathans face to his bare asswhole, farted in his mouth, and said `` there is no God'' before completely releasing his feces into Nathans mouth.He then got Nathan to lick it clean in exchange for living and got into the car and left Nathan there naked, bloody, and shitty. 
 The last words Nathan said before he went to sleep was `` Worst day ever.'' 

