[ WP ] In a blink you are suddenly in a parallel universe but it is exactly the same and you only start to notice due to one or two small differences

It was late at night and I grudgingly wrote away on what was my final paper of the year -- International Tax Law, I wanted to gouge out my eyes from the boredom and the monotony. If I wrote bilateral tax treaty one more time I swore I would n't be able to take my own bullshitting anymore. 
 
 I took a sip of coffee and got up to go to the washroom. I looked at my bloodshot eyes in the mirror and considered if it was time to go to sleep. I blinked long and hard but knew I'd have to finish. 
 
 I'd take a second to piss though. Something was wrong though... my dong... was... long?
