[ WP ] Two psychopaths meets by chance as children and fall in love . When they are separated , they vow to find one another when they are older , by any means necessary .

`` Hey Jordan! Come look at this!'' 
 
 `` You better not be showing me another star wars fan fiction story. I'll divorce you, I swear to god, Steve.'' 
 
 `` Babe, remember Judy? From my office Christmas party?'' 
 
 `` Was she the one wearing a pair of black evening gloves with a green dress?'' 
 
 `` Haha, yeah, remember I showed you that Facebook post where she posed for a picture holding a sign that said'please help me reunite with an old friend! Joseph Frost - born in Middletowne, Missouri in 1979 moved to Quannah, Texas in 1995 bla bla bla.'' 
 
 `` Oh right, is n't she married?'' 
 
 `` She was, I guess Joseph found her and together they killed her husband and are currently on the run killing people as they make their way across the US!'' 
 
 `` What?! No! Really?'' 
 
 `` Yup'' 
 
 `` Did n't she live just down the street from us?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we walk by her house all the time taking spiff to the dog park. We saw her husband Jacob mowing the lawn last week and invited them over for dinner. `` 
 
 `` Well we dodged that bullet... Honey, your phone vibrated. I think you got a text. Here.'' 
 
 `` Um... It's Judy! What the fuck?! Judy is texting me right now!'' 
 
 `` What does it say!?! Omg!'' 
 
 ``'Hey Steve, I remember you said you and your husband loved seeing Beyoncé in concert. I have four tickets for her show next week in New York. Wan na go with me and my new boyfriend? It'll be a blast!''' 
 
 `` O... M... G!!!'' 
 
 `` I know right?! Jordan... Jordon? What are you doing?'' 
 
 `` Updating my Facebook.'Soooo excited. Seeing my gurl Beyoncé in concert next week! New York here I come!''' 
 
 
 
 
 

