[ EU ] Write an incredibly dark finale for your favourite light-hearted TV show .

Pam looked at the camera, the way Jim always did before he left for Philly, and said, `` We're all alone in here, Brian.'' She had known this day was coming. Ever since the day he got himself fired protecting her from the maniac who drew butts all over her mural, she knew there would be another. *Look at him, * she thought, *Jim would have just put that guy's car keys in Jello, or something. Not Brian, no. * 
 
 It finally clicked with her, she finally understood why he looked at her the way he did. What's more, she now understood the way those looks at once empowered her and made her feel helpless and lonely, despite Halpert's cold embrace. 
 
 `` Are you sure, Pam? I mean, what about --'' 
 `` You know what this is, Brian. And you know you want it as much as I do. Do n't turn into a little boy on me now -- I've had enough of the child's play. Be the man I know you are. Bend me over this desk and fuck me the way you do when you're at home, thinking about me in the shower.'' 
 
 [ on an ipad. Maybe I'll finish it later, but I'm sure y'all get the gist. ]
