[ WP ] Aliens have invaded Earth for the sole reason of taking over our water supply . You , a water bottle sales person , are trying to convince them that they do n't want Earth 's sea water , they do n't want the freshwater of our lakes . What they really is the good stuff , your company 's bottled water .

“ This opportunity won ’ t present itself again. If we get their business, we wouldn ’ t need any other client, ever. We could cut the costs of transportation, marketing, all that. They would land, or teleport, or whatever it is they do, directly to our factories and get the water. ” 
 
 “ Have you been watching the news, Frank? They want all of the water; they literally want to drink up the oceans. You think they ’ d be satisfied with what we make? ” replied Frank ’ s boss. 
 
 “ They won ’ t consume it all at once. I think I can convince them that the storage and transportation costs of all of that water would be ridiculous, even for aliens. They would only come back when their supply is running low. Think about it, don ’ t you want to be remembered for something other than bottling tap water? First person to run an intergalactic business, that ’ s something! ” 
 
 “ Alright, fuck it. How do you plan on contacting them? They ’ ve just been hovering up there for days. ” 
 
 “ That ’ s not a problem, I know a guy who works at the Department of Defense. He can get us a meeting with someone there, we can work our way up to the Secretary, they ’ re the only ones who can communicate with the aliens, we just have to convince them we can save Ear— “ a sudden fit of coughing interrupted him. “ Sorry, ah, uh, my throat feels quite dry all of a sudden. ” He continued. 
 
 “ Hah, same here, so much for being a bottled water company ’ s executi— “ Frank ’ s boss fell over. 
 
 A blinding light filled the room, water vapor began rising out of the glasses, Frank fell on top of his boss. 
 
 Their flesh reddened at first, began to bubble, and then lost all color until it looked like that of mummies. 
 
 When they said they wanted all of the water, they meant all of it.
