[ TT ] Dragons are discovered , but few people can train them . A redditor trains one to violently dispatch people who make up shitty writing prompts .

The wind blew violently through the tiny street, shaking the old, rusted-out light pole, making the light swerve and cast ominous shadows on the ground. 
 
 The only house with lights still on in the second-floor bedroom window stood in between two desolate-looking trees, on the north end of the road. Inside, the only occupant was still awake, still typing away furiously on his computer, occasionally giggling. 
 
 The user know as Sergeant_Fgt_69 has been at his computer for hours, trying to come up with a good writing prompt. Finally, he opened up a new window and typed in: *'' A book is the ruler of the world and you have to destroy it. `` * Giggling like a madman, his finger hit *Enter*, submitting the prompt online. 
 
 Almost instantly he began to refresh the webpage. At first, nothing changed, but then, gradually, the points board to the right of the page began to change, from `` 1 point, 100 % upvoted'' to `` 2 points, 90 % upvoted'' to `` 1 point, 50 % upvoted'', going as extreme as `` 1 point, 2 % upvoted. He laughed. 
 
 `` Yes! I am the ultimate troll! They do n't even know who I am... they'll never stop me!'' 
 
 *BOOM. * 
 
 The roof of the house blew inward, shattered wood and pieces of metal pipes flying everywhere. Standing at the centre of the destruction was a great black dragon, its scales as black as... well, the night, and the figure sitting on its back no less intimidating, in his heavy black overcoat, black pants and a black helmet perched on his head. 
 
 `` Who... who are...'' The man could n't even speak. 
 
 `` Greetings, Sean, or I should call you, Sergeant_Fgt_69.'' 
 
 `` And how do you...'' 
 
 The man cut him off. `` Do n't poison my mind with your stupid cliches!'' He pulled a pistol form underneath his coat, and fire once. The sonic boom was snatched away by the wind before it even transmitted a few metres. The man named Sean cried out and fell backwards, a bullet hold in his leg. 
 
 `` Well, that did n't work out quite well. D-9, finish him off, please.'' 
 
 The dragon seemed to smirk before lunging forward, taking the man into its mouth whole. The guy did n't even get to scream before being eviscerated into dragon chow. 
 
 /u/Theactualguy turned around and checked his wrist computer as a bright red notification popped up. He clicked it, and sighed. 
 
 `` I'm sorry, /u/dinosauralienspirits. I must thank you for the opportunity, but... I can not allow anyone else to follow in my footsteps. I do n't want competition.'' He sighed again. `` There I go, monologing again. I really need to stop with these crappy cliches... Let's go, D-9.'' 
 
 The black dragon took to the air, but not before making another pass back and letting loose a blast of fire, burning the house to nothing more than cinder. /u/Theactualguy sighed. 
 
 `` Always with the theatrics, D. Next time you do that, no cuddling for you, got it?'' 
 
 The dragon seemed to chuckle as the duo flew off into the cold, black night. 
 
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 Sorry for taking potshots at you, OP: D Just figured it would be fun. Also, apologize to anyone whose user name is `` Sergeant_Fgt_69''.
