[ WP ] `` The Beatles are bigger than Jesus . '' Upon hearing that , Jesus decided to make his own rock band and beat Lennon at his own game .

`` In your face!'' Jesus chanted, ecstatic. Almost arrogant. He looked at the man before him with an air of superiority. His demeanor carried an atypical sense of significance for the son of God. 
 
 Finding the right producers, the right studio musicians, the right place to record. Practicing his singing. Making a music video, and so on. And especially, finding the right sound—one that people would really love, and not just because it was Jesus himself singing it. It had been a gargantuan challenge. 
 
 In the end, his religious fame did help him reach number one easily, but if he was to be bigger than the Beatles, he had to keep a steady pace. Keep up the quality of his work. `` Top notch,'' he'd keep repeating, to his staff. And in that, he had succeeded. He was the biggest name in music history. 
 
 So `` In your face!'' he repeated, feeling the catharsis of the hard work that had preceded this epic moment. 
 
 Sir Paul, however, just raised an eyebrow, looking at Jesus, trying to place him. After a few moments, his eyes lit, satisfied as he identified the man, and he smiled. 
 
 `` Oh, yeah!'' he said. `` You're that fellow who wrote that tune about loving one another...'' he added, completely oblivious of the long journey and holy status of the man. `` It's a very nice song! Good work,'' he congratulated Jesus. 
 
 Sir Paul McCartney then nodded his head and, with a gentle smile, he turned and walked away. 
 
 Jesus just stood there, smiling broadly. Humbled. It was easily the happiest day of his second coming.
