[ WP ] The first rock band on Mars encounters a problem

`` Awww... Son of a bitch... Guys, we got a problem!'' 
 
 `` What no- Damn it all, man. Seriously, did nobody check this piece of shit backwater planet out first? I mean, damn guys, it's not exactly that hard. Pop in, check the area, and then pop out. 20 minutes, tops!'' 
 
 `` Steve should have... Seriously, what the fuck Steve?'' 
 
 `` What, I thought other Steve had to do it...'' 
 
 `` Which other Steve?'' 
 
 `` Jesus Christ, Steve, are you high again? Being in outer space is n't enough for you? You got ta get higher than that?'' 
 
 `` Naw man... Just a little...'' 
 
 `` Fuck. Anyway, guys, pack up. This is n't going to work...'' 
 
 `` When I get my hands on that goddamn pig of a manager. Sending us out in the middle of nowhere, and then this shit.'' 
 
 `` Steve, explain this shit to the audience. We'll pack up.'' 
 
 `` Seriously... Who'd a thunk that the goddamn martians would n't have fucking ears... How we supposed to play for an audience that ca n't hear jack?'' 
 
 `` Fucking ET... Fuck them all man. Never again...''
