[ WP ] You are a lawyer . One day a man walks into your office claiming he has found a genie and now needs help writing out his wish .

`` Have you said anything to him yet?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` Nothing at all?'' 
 
 `` I told him to wait where he was and I'd be back to him.'' 
 
 `` That's saying something, how many wishes did he promise?'' 
 
 `` Three.'' 
 
 `` You could have two if he chose to interpret `` stay there'' as one. * 
 
 `` Should I go back and ask?'' 
 
 `` No, that could be interpreted as a request for knowledge, you go back there, you stare at the wall and say `` it would be of interest of me to know if my request to stay was interpreted as a wish, furthermore the knowledge of what exactly constitutes a wish would be of great use, if anyone in the vicinity would care to oblige me this information, it would be of great-'' 
 
 `` Let me get a pen for this.'' 
 
 
 [.... ] 
 
 `` Allright apparently it's cool, I'm still on three.'' 
 
 `` And it's definitely just three?'' 
 
 `` Yup, no wishing for more wishes.'' 
 
 `` How ab-'' 
 
 `` Wishing for more genies or less restrictions? fraid not.'' 
 
 `` Tsk tsk tsk.... alright I have something for you. You wanted Immortality, wealth and `` super strength'' right?'' 
 
 `` That's correct.'' 
 
 `` And they ca n't have multiple wishes mixed into one with `` ands'' or what have you?'' 
 
 `` Uh huh'' 
 
 `` Ok, have a look at this.'' 
 
 *Once upon a time there lived a man named Steven Benton* 
 
 `` It's spelled S T E P H E N'' 
 
 `` Stick with it.'' 
 
 *He lived in 124 Chelston Gardens, in a world in every way similar to the one in which this document was drafted bar one exception, on the 13th of February 2015, Stephen Benton ceased to exist and was replaced by Steven Benton. Steven Benton was the strongest man alive, no men were in any way weaker than their counter parts in the universe in which this document was drafted, there was no poetic irony to it, he was simply the strongest man alive, which he would continue to be until the date of his death, which would be never, as he was immortal, he would never suffer for this immortality, the world would never become inhospitable to the extent that he would wish for death. He also possessed vast amounts of wealth, equaling double that of Bill Gates. He would never fall under scrutiny for this wealth, all government agencies would accept the fact that he had it and not pester him about it's origin. * 
 
 `` Now, all you have to do is walk right up and say `` I wish I was Steven Benson with a V from the doccument drafted by my attorney Peter Irons.'' That simple enough?'' 
 
 `` That's fucking perfect, how can I thank you for this?'' 
 
 `` You're about to become the richest person in the universe and you've got two more wishes, I'm sure you'll figure something out.'' 
 
 `` Cheers man.'' 
 
 `` Bye now.'' 
 
 **BZZZT** 
 
 `` Maria, come in please.'' 
 
 `` Yes Mr. Irons?'' 
 
 `` Thank you for typing that document for me, it did the job perfectly.'' 
 
 *Steven Benton was a big dumb idiot who wasted his first wish wishing he was the Steven Benton described in this document. Upon becoming him, he used his second wish to transfer his third into the possession of Peter Irons, the man who drafted this document. *
