[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

Goodbye Cruel Facebook 
 
 
 ~ 
 
 Once fair of face 
 
 Now a Monstrous facade 
 
 With evil intent 
 
 My heart she Clawed 
 
 ~ 
 
 A facade of Love 
 
 So deep and giving 
 
 Led me astray 
 
 Though I Was willing 
 
 ~ 
 
 Now counsel Quickly 
 
 Discuss with me 
 
 How to keep the Harpy 
 
 Facebook free 
 
 ~ 
 
 Do so at Once 
 
 For reddit counsels thusly 
 
 Abs like these 
 
 Take a work out More than monthly 
 
 ~ 
 
 TIME is upon me 
 
 To change my status to Single 
 
 So I can go forth this night 
 
 And begin to Mingle 
 
 ~ 
 
 Alas my password 
 
 Is long Forgotten 
 
 What once was Joy 
 
 Has now turned Rotten 
 
 ~ 
 
 Unable to move forth 
 
 And proceed with Life 
 
 When Facebook holds 
 
 The visage of my wife 
 
 ~ 
 
 Looks to Me 
 
 The thing to do 
 
 Is hit Delete 
 
 A time or Two… 
 
 ~ 
 
 Goodbye Cruel Facebook 
 
 Fortune mine 
 
 Your Rule in this world 
 
 Has become a Crime 
 
 ~ 
 
 For hearts like Mine 
 
 So Bruised and Beat 
 
 On my way out 
 
 I hit DELETE
