[ WP ] You suddenly find your doors and windows wo n't open . You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old `` Help , my door is stuck , any tips to get it open ? ''

When I woke up this morning, I was expecting another day of monotony. Another day of going to work, putting on my retail smile, and walking around with the rest of the drones. This was before I learned that today, I would n't even be making it past the door. 
 
 Ready to head off for work this morning, I tried to open up the door, an action that is so automatic for me that I rarely pay attention to what I'm doing. Today, however, the handle would n't budge. Looking at the lock, I figured that I had just simply forgotten to unlock it in my tired haze, but then I realized that the door was in the `` unlocked'' position to begin with. I gave the handle another pull, but this time the handle completely fell off, like an old, dead branch, desperately hanging onto a tree. 
 
 Overlooking the obvious `` metal does n't do that'' for a second, I decided to try to pop open a window. The latch chipped off in my hand with very little force, just like the doorknob. I'm either in some kind of fake house that looks exactly like my own, or I'm still asleep. My friends are too lazy to come up with a prank this intricate, and I really doubt I'm in a reality TV show; for one thing, I did n't sign anything, and for another, I could n't think of any point to this other than to annoy me. 
 
 This situation seemed like one of those weird things that Redditors love. I figured that I as well post this before I break a window - not like I'm in any hurry anyway. Before I could determine a subreddit to post it to, I figured I'd check out /r/all to see what the crazies are up to. It turns out that the top post is someone telling everyone that they're stuck in their house, with wooden knobs and window latches that broke off on touch. Ha, small world. I'm sure it's just a troll, like the ones who post that `` my house is on fire'' and they're still typing on their keyboard instead of trying to get out. Glancing down at the username, though, my heart skipped a beat. The username was my own, posted 4 hours earlier.
