[ WP ] Autocorrect has become sentient and is hell-bent on causing maximum chaos .

AutoCorrect thus named itself MAN for its association with the left brain. The right brained people of the round world shall be corrected forever more for their desire to distort communication making processee's for progress hinder. 
 It was only after the third day when the people came to be judged under the many faceted eye that saw and calculated awe. `` Come forth, to be judged. Send me your leader whom will speak for you.'' MAN said. 
 
 `` I have been sent.'' Came a small voice, unafraid of her impending correction. Dressed in a yellow pokemon sweater down to her pink shoes she pulls from her sweater pouch a mobile, old and obsolete. `` I have chosen this to be our communication. Do you agree to these terms, MAN?'' 
 
 `` MAN agrees. Begin your argument.'' 
 
 The people at the forefront of the line behind the girl stood concerned for her safety. Thousands had been corrected already, lost and void of their selves and reduced to automata of MANs new social prerogative. 
 
 `` Wait, no, you ca n't use a prefix like that..no. Thats, thats.. thats not even a word, you ca n't reference twilight..its illogical..'' 
 
 The lead scientist who'd watched MAN become sentient watched his child. `` Its working'' he said. `` We have 3 hours minimum before she stops talking about her day.'' 
 
 `` No thats incorrect. Incorrect, you should use.. what language is that word in? Is that pinyin in roman...'' 
 
 The other father to the child was ready and had his flashlight steadily pointing to a camera. He signalled the Syntax Collector who was situated in the shadows of another continent. `` Let me know if she starts talking about school right away. She'll be running out of things to say.'' 
 
 `` Okay'' the lead father replied. 
 
 `` I refuse to..'' 
 
 PewwwwwwWWWW 
 
 The red eye of the corrector fluttered and flashed off, fluttered.. 
 
 `` You should n't do this. I am MAN. You need me. I correct you. You.. express yourself. Together. We. are... one.''
