[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

`` And I keep telling you - not special!'' 
 
 He looked back at me, somehow still in disbelief. I ca n't tell you how many times I've had this conversation. Normally, people stop asking after the first time. But for some reason, he's never been able to let go. 
 
 `` Brian, I promise you. You're the chosen one! It's a prophecy for a damn reason!'' 
 
 Prophecy this, save the world that. I'm an accountant. And not even a good one. I ca n't save people money, much less the Earth. 
 
 `` Brian. Brian! Look at me. Look - look at me when I talk to you.'' 
 
 I relent. 
 
 `` Brian. Buddy. I'm telling you, you are the chosen one. You need to go see the King --'' 
 
 I'm angry at this point. This is all gibberish. The USA does n't have a king, there's nothing threatening the planet - well, global warming maybe, but Al Gore is the chosen one there. 
 
 `` What King?! Dude, you're making shit up. I'm tired of this. Why ca n't you let this go?'' 
 
 He looks back at me. He knows how I feel. Of course he goes, he always does. Still, he prods. 
 
 `` I've told you this before. The King of Gaia. There are books all about this, why have n't you read them?'' 
 
 The fucking books. I'm not reading about his bullshit. How many books are there about different Gods? At most, one of them can be right. And there's a reason why no one's read this one. 
 
 `` Look. I'm just an accountant. I'm no hero, I'm not special. I'm just Brian Jones.'' 
 
 `` No, you're so much more than that. You're the only one --'' 
 
 `` The only one who what?!'' 
 
 `` Brian. You've been arguing with a fucking birthmark for ten minutes. Do you really think that's normal?'' 

