[ FF ] In no more than 200 words , write a riveting science fiction drama incorporating the sentences below :

“ Um, aren ’ t Elves supposed to be, like, y ’ know, wise? ” 
 “ Pinch it, Doctor. They hear you call them that again and you won ’ t need your sinker to measure the gravforce at the bottom of that frost well. ” 
 
 “ If it ’ s any comfort to you, a human body would be completely iced four-fifths of the way down. What ’ s the shattering of skin to a numbed cerebral cortex? ” 
 “ Right now, the only comfort I want is freezing ass wind biting down on my bare wrists and that ain ’ t gon na happen if you keep twisting these cufflinx away from us whenever you turn around for more commentary. ” 
 
 “ So you aren ’ t interested to know my hud still displays sufficient power to my left flash saw? ” 
 “ Frank, there is no way I ’ m gon na let you put that thing there. ” 
 
 “ Your informality suggests increasing levels of anxiety. Are you afraid, Captain? ” 
 “ Of being sold into Elve ’ x ’ hian servitude once we reach their jump ships? Never. ” 
 
 “ My intuition ’ s telling me that the nearest IHOP is about five hundred klicks to the east. Plenty of time to manufacture an escape from such dull captors. ” 
 “ Amazing that your maker saw fit to install the capacity for optimism instead of a goddamn lockpick. ”
