[ WP ] Sloth , the villain

I am playing the long game. The easy game. Sure, I could've gone for the one-on-one like Avarick but his plans work much better in a zero-sum environment which he was so luckily given. To much effort. Ironically, Lux and Gully have it much easier than me - the human mold was built-for-purpose as their collective thrones. Still tiring. 
 
 Then there's Ira, old Ira. He used to play with one man at a time, and for a while it netted him some impressive numbers here and there. Then there came the kum-ba-ya's and `` give peace a chance'' and since then he's shifted, cleverly. He exploits the work of Superboy and Viddy - he used to boil blood, push little toys across maps of the world. Now he drives wedges. That hammer looks real heavy, though. Viddy and Superboy decided to pool their efforts - hate for others and longing for their place? Strange bedfellows, but the human mind seems eager to accommodate. 
 
 I did one thing, only one - and it has ensured that I succeed where the others toil. I made quitting a drug. The euphoria of just staying in, of handing in your 2 week notice. The joyful freedom and lightness is intoxicating. In a sense, I am lucky to have the three business types slaving away, making life easier for the bipedal insects. Because the easier life is, the more extraneous'life fulfilling' things the monkeys find. The more things there are that can be discarded, the more things are. Until finally, putting that gym membership on hold wo n't be enough, then waiting for the movie to go on cable does n't do it anymore, then pulling the sheers up over your face does n't give the kick it used to. Ultimately the biggest high reveals itself. How could they have been so blind? Not seen it sooner? Being is the ultimate commitment. Each and every one of these so-called'thinking' apes will give in to the temptation. One by one they simply stop. Quitting - the final high.
