[ WP ] You are a wizard whose power comes from using correct grammar .

`` I am a wizard. I am a wizard. I am a wizard.'' I repted or and or. I nod it'd be all I sayed for the rest of me life and I woned if it'd drive me craze or if I alr'd was. `` I am a wizard. I am a wizard. I am a wizard.'' I usd cast speels at I ad to perfet word; stuff like `` I lift my hand up and take aim. I summon fire in my hands and cast it towards you.'' Prey basc an kida stupd butt I wasnit ever real good. `` I am a wizard. I am a wizard. I am a wizard.'' I'm livin alon ow in es sml cabn but fo ot mush logner. Unce I'm ready I'm gon na kill em and take at I want. `` I am a wizard. I am a wizard. I am a wizard.'' It's cold I'm cold'eat self' I ink an al I e is red. 
 
 Two weeks earlier. 
 
 `` John, meet me near the creek'' I ear as I ead ot the door. It's the irst speel anybody learn but erybody says mine sounds like its comin through an closed door. Al ya do es say'ohever ears me say' befo what ya wann em o ear an ey do. I gets ere right aft he arrive an e say `` Hello, I have found an interesting pond full of the most spectacular fish located just over the next incline. Would you like to join me in my journey to this incredible pond?'' `` ight as ong as im out of me ouse, me mum sid she dint wan na e me for the ext couple a hours'' I spout out. John laughs as he allway does when I talk an we ead out. Were walkin along ide the creek an allove the sudden an man crashes rough the bushs on the othr side runnin strait at uhs and I real eys hes a slaver. I bolts out o their not evn thinkn of John but befo I gets even foot away I feel straight in the ground. When's I waked up I an in o cave and theirs no light butt thes purpel gloo off two m yleft. I got ip an walk oer ther an thers a nbok glon. I rech ot an opn et and it as one ing on et `` I cast spells with thought and charge spells with grammar.'' I says et an I fell the cang. En I says the one ing I kno is proper `` I am a wizard.'' 
 
 Sorry for the ruff read, it was a ruff write but it was fun.
