[ WP ] An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel

`` Damian Faulksworth. You are the son of Athernax, the dragon riding vampire god.'' my mom said. I gasped. Gods were n't real. Lian dropped down from the roof adjacent to us, her cat ears twitching. Her long black hair made my abnormally pale skin flush and I felt my canines begin to extend. 
 
 `` Damian, you're fangs!'' Lian gasped, her tail twitching. `` They're extending! That means-'' 
 
 `` Yes, you and Lian must get to the Summer School for Half-Bloods and Magical Creatures ( tm )!'' mom shouted, branishing a shotgun. `` I'll cover you two while you make a run for the bus run by Hermes!'' I swallowed a sob. `` Mom, you ca n't make me go!'' Lian grabbed my hand and pulled me across the street, out of the alleyway and into the biggest kiss of my life. Our lips mashed together and I felt our tongue's battle in each other's mouths, like my sword fighting championships I'd won the past. We disentangled ourselves from each other and gasped. 
 
 `` I love you.'' Lian said, her skin flush and red. I nodded. `` I know, but I'm a vampire demigod who rides dragons, we ca n't be together.'' I said, looking away. Lian giggled. `` I'm a 300 year old cat-girl who can fly and breath fire. We were made for one another.'' I smiled and grew my vampire wings, taking Lian into my arms. We flew off into the night and never looked back.
