[ wp ] An alternate world where a single , everyday object is instead a living being that fills the same function

`` Pshooo! `` this was all I did. And I did it a lot. 
 Ten minutes later, I was finally permitted to stop and take a breath. One of these days I'm gon na blow my lungs out. I drank about a litre of water. Phew. 
 My owner gave me an appreciative smile and proceeded to comb her hair. I glanced at her hair, proud of what I had done. 
 My job was n't easy, but hey, someone had to dry her hair. My body would probably fail me in a few years, and I might have to work as a spoon afterwards, given my limited work skills. The upside was, the view was fantastic. And the smell ahh that strawberry on those bright red hair. Her beautiful form was reserved only for her husband, but with an intimate job as mine, he had to compromise. 
 Unfortunately, the worst was when their douchebag of a son `` borrowed'' me to dry his stinky balls
