[ WP ] You confess your feelings for the person of your dreams , only to find out that are temporarily possessed , and you 've actually fallen in love with the demon inside of them .

Dear diary, 
 
 Gahhhhh, this has been the WORST day of my ENTIRE life!!!!! I mean, when you tell a boy you love him for the very first time, you do n't really want to hear he's a demon! It's totally crazy. 
 
 I finally got myself geared up and ready. Took forever to calm down, I thought I was going to throw up. And he looked so dreamy with his blonde hair and purple eyes. I mean who has purple eyes, right? Delish. SO I'm like `` you know Joss, we've known each other for like two months now, and I like, really, really like..'' And he cuts me off!!!!!!!! 
 
 He was like, no wait Dany, before you say anything, I have something to tell you..'' And he just sort of trails off and looks super weird and sheepish. Not gon na lie, I thought he was gon na either tell me he had a girlfriend ( I never did like that bitch Sharon she's too handsy with him ) or he was gon na confess his undying love for me ( swoon ). 
 
 SO here I am caught between mortification and, like, hope. And he just whispers really quickly `` DanyI'mlikeademon'' and then he clams up and wo n't say anything. 
 
 So I'm like `` what? I did n't catch that Joss.'' Course he mumbles again, and I do n't want to ask him again and look like an idiot so I just smile at him? And he's like `` you do n't mind?'' and I'm like, `` nooo, course not'' wondering what the fuck he's just said. 
 
 ANd he's like totally ecstatic and gets that goofy smile of his on his gorgeous face and he asks if I want to see. SO I'm kinda scared, right, because I do n't know WHAT he's going to show me. I thought he might get his dick out, and I'm just not ready for that shit no matter how hot he is. But I just nod like an idiot and keep repeating `` please do n't be a dick, please do n't be a dick'' over and over in my head. 
 
 So he like, takes a step back and starts, like, GROWING. Like full on grows THREE FEET, and that boy is already six foot if he is an inch. So there he is nine feet tall and he starts sprouting fucking WINGS! WINGS! WINGS I TELL YOU. I SHIT YOU NOT, FUCKING WINGS. 
 
 SO of course I start freaking out, screaming what the fuck? How the fuck are you doing that? Is this a prank? And he's like, `` no, this is my true form. I just told you I'm I demon'' And I'm like a DEMON? You never! And he said, `` I just told you, I said Dany I'ma Demon, and you said you wanted to see'' 
 
 SO I'm like `` I got ta get outta here'' And he's all `` No Dany do n't go, it'll be like Twilight, with you as Bella and me as Edward.'' And I'm not gon na lie I punched him in the dick and ran for my life. Nicked my nana's holy water and dumped it all over my room. Get her rosary too, and I'm just sitting here with it and all my confirmation crap trying to figure out what I'm going to do.... I'm so fucked.
