[ WP ] In the future , everything has ads . Everything .

`` *Hello! Thank you for calling today! A representative will be with you shortly. Our services are provided by MegaCorp, the best corporation in the world! MegaCorp has been leading the business industry now for over 27 years! We are currently connecting you to one of our fantastic MegaCorp representatives. Please hold. *'' 
 
 `` What? No! Fuck, goddamnit! I need to talk to someone now!'' 
 
 `` *Please hold. MegaCorp has recently released a new flavor of supplemental nutrition food product! Our newest SNFP is* Orange Blast! *With a saccharine taste and mostly palatable texture, * Orange Blast *is the easily digestible and cheap food option you'll find yourself eating again and again! * Orange Blast *is available in conveniently sized 100-can packages. Pick one up at your local MegaCorp Supplemental Market! *'' 
 
 `` My friend is fucking dying! Answer the fucking phone!'' 
 
 `` *Thank you for calling. A MegaCorp representative will be with you shortly. In the meantime, why not entertain yourself with the newest publication from MegaCorp? Written by our most advanced supercomputer yet, * MegaCorp Rocks! *is a fascinating book about a man who works for MegaCorp, the best company in the world, and has an awesome life because of it! Download it on your MegaCorp Tablet today! *'' 
 
 `` Motherfucker! He's been fucking shot! Send a fucking ambulance! I do n't want to fucking hear your *fucking commercials*!'' 
 
 `` *We have noticed that you have said'fuck' several times now. A representative will be with you shortly. In the meantime, to reduce your stress, why not enjoy a refreshing package of* Orange Blast Plus! *Enhanced with special ingredients to calm your mood, * Orange Blast Plus *is the latest enhanced SNFP from MegaCorp! Pick one up at your local MegaCorp Supplemental Market today! *'' 
 
 `` FUCK! He's fucking dead! Oh god, oh god, Steve, no... fuck. Goddamnit!'' 
 
 `` *It seems that your issue has been resolved. Thank you for calling 911, provided by MegaCorp. We hope you have a pleasant day, and remember to Think Mega™ with MegaCorp! *'' 
 
 ( New Years Challenge -013 )
