[ WP ] Turning your girlfriend into a pumpkin was the last straw . Your wizard house-guest has DEFINITELY overstayed his welcome .

Simon was not happy `` What the fuck man! Why did you do that!?'' 
 
 `` Cause I'm a wizard and....magic!'' Eldrich slurred in response 
 
 `` A dunk wizard! Change her back now!'' 
 
 `` I do n't know man, I kind of like her better this way. She's a lot less judgmental, and frankly I think you'll be happier in the long run'' 
 
 `` That's Sara man, you turned her into a pumpkin!'' 
 
 `` She said she wanted some color, so I made her orange. Maybe she likes it this way.'' 
 
 `` Fucking change her back!'' 
 
 `` Ok, ok, just got a little mixed up. Hang on, I can fix this.'' Eldrich pulled back the wide, gold trimmed cuffs of his purple robe exposing his boney fore arms. He began to move his hands in somewhat intricate patterns through the air. After a few moments and some mumbled Latin, Eldrich clapped his hands together and a brilliant light filled the kitchen of their shared apartment. `` There, good as new... probably'' 
 
 `` She's not better!'' Simon yelled, `` She's just a still a pumpkin!'' 
 
 `` Then what did a change?'' Eldrich scanned the room for any magiked items, completely missing the naked Barbie doll sitting in a bowl full of apples. Simon was still clutching the pumpkin that was until very recently his girlfriend Sarah, wondering how he could get her back to normal, and if she would stay with him if he could return her to normal. Their living situation had been a matter of contention between recently. Sarah insisted that they confront Eldrich and tell him to find a different place to liver. Simon insisted that the could n't afford the nice downtown loft by themselves yet, but as soon as he got his promotion at work they could and Eldrich would be out. Sarah was skeptical of this promotion, right up until the time she was turned into a pumpkin at which point she ceased to have any conscious thought. 
 
 `` I can still fix this, just hold on a minute, lem me get something'' Eldrich was stuck his hand into his pointed velvet hat and began to fish around inside it. From deep within the hat sounds of clinking glass, and fallen booked echoed. When they stopped Edrich produced a 5th of whiskey. 
 
 `` Put that fucking bottle back man! I need you all here!'' 
 
 `` It'll be fine, I'll be fine'' Eldrich reassured Simon `` This.. This helps me with magic. Without it I'm all up here'' Eldrich pointed to his head `` And magic, magic does n't come from up here, it comes from here'' Eldrich mimed to his left shoulder, but Simon was pretty sure he meant his heart. 
 
 `` No! No! I'm done with your bullshit!'' Simon was furious `` It was fun when you stole cable, and made magic pizza! It was annoying when you made the shower put out skittles, and the dog speak Aramaic. It was questionable when you made the sink dispense gin and tonic, and made the wall of the bathroom have porn on it all the time. And it was unforgivable when you turned Sarah into a fucking pumpkin! I'm calling the cops!'' 
 `` The regular cops, or the magic cops?'' 
 
 `` BOTH!'' Simon screamed. 
 
 Eldrich, understandably, was worried. Transforming humans was very, very illegal and he could face a long time in magic prison. And his dad would be pissed! Simon's phone was out of his pocket and 911 was dialed before Eldrich could react. It rang once and an operator picked up. `` Yes hello, I'd like to report a magic crime'' Simon stopped dead, mid sentence, as his eyes moved from Pumpkin Sarah to Eldrich. Eldrich did n't want to be arrested and go to magic prison, so he was playing his only card. His rolled back sleeves and muttering Latin made Simon stutter. Eldrich waved his hands in the air then smacked them together with a thunderous CLAP! The kitchen was once again filled with a bright flash of light which blinded Eldrich. Once his eyes adjust he looked where Simon once stood and saw..... 
 
 a very tan, even more angry Simon still on the phone with the police.
