[ WP ] : describe the most horrifying dystopia you can think of in an advertisement from such a world

Are you suffering from affluenza? Do you wish to live in a world where instant total gratification is at your finger tips? Do you own a gun or five? If you answered yes to any of these questions you might be a good fit for murder boom boom land, where survival of the fittest is taken to a whole new level. 
 In murder boom boom land you can be exactly who you want to be. Do n't like your boss? Murder him with an ice pick! Do n't like taxes? We do n't either and we will never ask you to pay them. Are you the kind of person who always wanted to take pot shot with a fully automatic M16 at the post man? What's that? You do n't have a fully auto M16? Well you do now! In murder boom boom land there are no pesky firearm restrictions, there are no restrictions period! 
 So talk to a representative today and live to your full potential, do n't be a slave to the rat race, instead own your own slaves! Or be one. The choice is yours!
