[ WP ] In a world where you gain the power of the object you were previously killed with . You were killed by a falling coconut

People laughed when they found out. Killed by a coconut. Haha. So funny. I was used to it though. I'd been laughed at my whole life - the first life anyways. 
 
 They all imagined what my powers would be like when I revived, talked about it in hushed corners where my family could n't overhear. 
 
 `` How will they bear the shame?'' 
 
 `` Lord only knows, Martha. Bless their hearts.'' 
 
 Then I came back. 
 
 When Martha stepped on the scale today she weighed 300 lbs. I kept increasing the pressure until the little sacks that filled her kneecaps popped and she screamed. 
 
 Stupid people did n't even remember their high-school physics classes. 
 
 Gravity's a bitch. 
 

