[ WP ] A Popular , flashy , polished event as seen from behind-the-scenes

`` Hey, check it out, Bob, two guys sector C are throwing up on eachother'' 
 
 `` You better be lying, or I will beat someone with my bucket tonight'' 
 
 `` No joke, look at them;'' he smiles. `` And here goes another one!'' 
 
 `` Oh for f... Oh so you find that funny, Rick? You lazy ass aint gon na lift a finger to help me, are you?'' 
 
 `` Ha! Like hell I will. I'm really sick today. have a bad case of'not my job-itis', I'll let you handle that one'' 
 
 Bob shook his head and sighed. `` Ugh, she started twerking again. I remember back in my day, we had some of the ugliest pepole I know on stage. They had some real talent.'' 
 
 `` Jesus, Bob, you sound older than you look!'' declared Rick, his fingers expertly twisting and pulling dozens of buttons on the control panel in front of him. `` And the crowd goes mad!'' 
 
 `` Look at that. I'm standing behind her and I can already see she is n't making a sound. You ca n't say this is n't some bullshit.'' 
 
 `` Hey, if she could sing I would be out of work!'' 
 
 `` Huh, better off a jerk like you'' 
 
 `` Watch that tongue, old man, I'm a proffetional'' said Rick, grinning from ear to ear. 
 
 `` No, no, no! Why... Come on, pepole, she's not THAT bad!'' 
 
 `` Another barfer?'' 
 
 `` Sector A...'' Bob's shoulders went lower than ever before. `` Three in one night, all in my post. Looks like I'll be losing tonight's vomit pool.'' 
 
 `` You know about the pool? Colour me impressed'' 
 
 `` Please. I also happen to know you bet a hefty some on me.'' 
 
 `` It's a win-win, really, I get the money, you get to be happy for a friend.'' 
 
 `` Oh, shut up.'' he then noticed something in the crowd. `` Prepare to stop the voice channel, I think that guy with the blue hat's gon na pull something funny'' 
 
 `` Ooooh if I had n't known her I woud be so sorry! The huggers are the worse'' 
 
 After a few minutes of security looking into the case, the show was cut short. `` Jackpot! Wan na meet up for McDees after you're done?'' asked Rick as he shut down his control panel. 
 
 `` Sure thing. Your treat, though, I put all my money on Jessie's sectors'' 
 
 Off to clean everything up, hopefully some of them had the manners to pick up their own trash.
