[ WP ] Caffeine , tobacco , and alcohol have all been reclassified as Schedule 1 drugs in the United States .

They sat in the basement, forming a loose circle. Terry went first. 
 
 `` I never... kissed someone who was the same sex as me.'' Jan looked sheepish as she lifted her coffee. The boys present went crazy as she took a drink. `` Ok, ok, John's turn!'' 
 
 John was up. `` Better have one just for fun.'' He took a decent gulp of his coffee and smacked his lips. `` Man this shit is good! Alright, alright, I never...'' The basement door creaked open. 
 
 `` What are you kids doing down there?'' Muffled whispers to hide the coffee. 
 
 `` Nothing, just smoking some pot!'' A few snickers. 
 
 `` Pot?'' More snickers. 
 
 `` Yeah, just passing around a big joint!'' John was holding his hands over his mouth to keep from laughing. 
 
 There was a long pause, an obvious tell that the maternal lie detector was hard at work. `` Alright then! Tammy's mom called, she's going to be here in about an hour to pick her up!'' 
 
 `` Thanks mom!'' 
 
 She walked back to her two friends at the kitchen table. `` They're probably drinking coffee down there. I swear I saw a Red Bull can in the recycling a couple weeks ago.'' She shook her head with a grin. `` Kids.'' Her two friends giggled as they exhaled their pot smoke over the kitchen table. The brunette leaned forward and rested her joint in the ash tray. 
 
 `` Shelly, baby. Do you have any blow?''
