[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

Ok I have n't' written anything in a very long time... here goes! 
 
 So it turns out we had the whole `` Invisible war waging around us'' thing wrong the whole time. It turns out everything was wrong, the ghost stories we're all real, the youtube videos of apparitions, feeling like something is watching you all real! We `` the planet that is'', realized something was wrong when the sonic booms started to shatter our peaceful skie's tranquility. Out governments called them `` meteorites'', yea like they had any idea. We all thought we we're being invaded by aliens, too bad, aliens from the sci-fi channel seem to have more rational thought in their heads. When the UN finally broke silence we we're all in shock. I was in my favorite pub having a few pints with my mates when the broadcast came on. It's strange to watch a bustling room of loud mouth drunks fall silent as if they had seen a ghost. The broadcast flashed over the local sports game and the bartender turned up the volume `` Greetings, as you have all no doubt noticed, something strange has been happening to our peaceful planet the past few weeks. ``, Then we saw it, it looked like a projected hologram surrounded by a strange sulfur caked cast iron suite. Obama stepped up up to the mic, `` Given the circumstances, I'm not going to read from the script, there is no script. There is nothing i can say to prepare you for what we are about to tell you, all hell has broken loose.''. What i later found out was a demon stepped up to the mic, he just stood there for a few seconds, staring out into the crowd with a look of concern on his face, not what i expected. `` We have come here not to destroy you, but we need your help. There is little time to explain, they are on their way right now, with battalion of....'' Just then the TV went blank, we all just stood there in silence, struck with fear, amazement, anxiety. After a short period people began to scramble for the door, trying to get home, to prepare for `` anything''. the streets we're filled with chaos as people scrambled in and out of cars, like rats too scared to make a rational decision. i ran, i ran for a long time, all the while i could see faint flashes on and off in the distance. The flashes would light up, followed closely by a second a few feet away, and then BOOM bright flashes and sizzling like two broken power lines hitting each other. i did n't stick around to find out what that was about. Finally I made it home, my wife and kids we're all sitting in the kitchen huddled around a small radio from the bug out bag i had put together 3 years ago. There was an emergency broadcast of what seemed to be president Obama and a news reporter talking. `` Everything we have been taught by the bible was wrong. Demons and angels are mortal just like us, yet they do n't die they must be killed. You may have noticed they look as if they have energy cloaks around them. This is their way of transcending our dimension, like a space suit if you will. It turns out they have been on a cease fire for a millennia, that cease fire has broken. They can only fight each other in a physical plain such as ours.'' The reporter `` Then what brings them here to our planet?'' `` Our weapons are more advanced then theirs.'' My blood ran cold as I heard that sentence. What could they possibly want with our weapons, with us even? 
 
 i know its rough, if you like it I'll continue!
