[ WP ] A man suddenly notices an identical copy of himself . Each of them thinks that he is the original .

Lisa was watering the petunias outside of her cottage when she heard a commotion in the kitchen. *Ah. Seems like my husband's hurt himself again. * Lisa rolled her eyes. Matthew was such an oaf. Things were always breaking around him. Where would he be without her? 
 
 She set the watering can down in the dirt and leisurely strode over to her kitchen door. She heard another crash just as she put her hand on the door knob. Lisa opened the door. 
 
 Blood. It was the first thing she noticed. The harsh red liquid looked quite out of place in their little quaint kitchen full of soft beiges and blues. The second thing she notices was that she had two husbands. 
 
 The first Matthew sat against the wall on the opposite side of the door Lisa entered through. His hand was pinned against the wall with one of Lisa's best kitchen knifes. A pistol sat a foot away from him. The second Matthew was besides the stove holding a rolling pin with both hands. 
 
 Lisa gasped. She did n't know what else she could've done. The second Matthew was the first one to speak, `` Lisa! I do n't know what the fuck is going on here, but that man is an imposter! I just woke up and he was just there! Making pancakes! He tried to shoot me!'' Matthew gestured at the doppleganger with his rolling pin. 
 
 As the second Matthew was hyperventilating, the first Matthew spoke very seriously and lucidly, `` Lisa, honey, listen to me. I've never told you this, but I'm actually an agent working for the government,'' Matthew wheezed. `` The man across the room from me is an alien saboteur. He was probably sent here to find out what I know. Listen to me, Lisa. You need to ice this motherfuc-'' 
 
 `` You see?! He's fucking nuts! He's just some insane stalker! Probably paid for plastic surgery or something! ``, Matthew exclaimed. 
 
 Lisa felt tears welling up in her eyes now and she was feeling nauseous. `` Lisa, please,'' pleaded Matthew number one. `` Just take my gun.'' 
 
 Lisa went for the gun. She picked the weapon up with shaking hands and quickly backed away from'pinned to the bloody wall' Matthew. Her face was completely red and she was desperately trying not to break down. 
 
 `` Great. Now just pop a cap in this alien's plump buttocks,'' said the Matthew that was bleeding out from a knife wound. 
 
 `` Nononono! Lisa, just put the gun down. Nobody needs to get hurt,'' begged Matthew with a rolling pin. `` I've known you since high school. Remember? You sat in front of me in chemistry class. You gave me a blowjob underneath the stairwell on the first day of school! Do n't do this!'' 
 
 `` Lisa. The moment you turn your back on this backstabbing piece of shit he's going to rip the back of your skull off and lay eggs in your brain. `` 
 
 `` Oh hey! There you are Matthew! ``, said Lisa. Which was strange since Lisa did not notice herself saying anything. 
 
 Lisa number two strode through the door behind Lisa number one. This Lisa had many of the same homely features that Grappling with Horrible Existential Quandary Lisa did, except she was wearing a beanie and she had a nose piercing. Her messy, stained T-Shirt said'IDGAF'. Which according to the T-Shirt stood for the Idina Garland Atomic Field. 
 
 `` Woah. Is this the universe where I'm a pussy and Matthew is secretly a government agent fighting against an alien conspiracy? ``, remarked Lisa. `` That's cool.'' 
 
 `` I thought we agreed that there would be no more extra-dimensional experiments! ``, yelled Matthew. `` When I'm get home, I'm filing for divorce!'' 
 
 `` Haha. That's what you always say before I wipe your mind,'' Lisa pressed a few buttons on a device on her wrist. `` Well anyways, we're off. Good luck with the whole alien invasion thing.'' 
 
 `` Wait what do you mean wipe my-'', There was a sucking sound as time and space were ripped asunder. Then silence. 
 
 `` Hey... Uhh... I'm sort of losing conciousness here. Little help?'' 
 
 *Criticism is welcome.: ) *
