[ WP ] You have the spirit of George Washington in you and you 're itching for a revolution . You 're also a teenager working at a grocery store

I can not tell a lie. I did not like these bags. They were paper. They were not plastic. They were not how bags should be. You see paper bags are made from trees and trees must never be cut down. When I was child I chopped down a cherry tree. But I would not tell my father any lies. So he beat me good and he made train tracks on my ass. He said the lesson was that I shall not steal but I knew that was a lie. He was the authority, that ’ s just what he ’ d want me to believe. I knew better. I would not be tricked. From that day until this one today I have never chopped a tree, less my father smack me and I not be able to sit down for some several weeks. 

