[ WP ] While in the shower after a one night stand , the dead rise . Chronicle your characters fight for both their life and their misplaced clothes

I'm just going to wash my hair and get the fuck out of here before he even notices I'm gone. Okay body's all washed up, hair's all clean, I'm good. I open the bathroom door and dammit he's awake staring at me. `` Leaving so soon, I thought last night was pretty fun?''. `` Uhhh..yeah it was..but I really have to go..life, you know?'' I say with an awkward smile stretched across my face. `` Why do n't you take off that towel and we continue where we left off'' he says with a smug look on his face. I'm starting to feel like I'm this guys first lay in months. `` Listen, last night was fun and the sex was great, but I do n't even remember your name'' I say. `` My name is Eddie... Umm..what was yours again?'' he says. `` Joanne'' I say with an annoyed look. 
 
 I start to realize my clothing is missing, Eddie is also naked lying in the bed. `` Eddie..can I have my clothes back?''. `` I guess I really ca n't convince you to stay can I?'' he says. `` No'' I'm exasperated yet firm with my answer. `` Fine, their on the roof outside the window'' he gets up to go to the window.. `` WHAT THE FUCK!! OH MY GOD'' he screams. What the hell is going on I wonder. I walk up to him and look out of the window. I ca n't believe what I'm looking at. This neighborhood is in shambles, scrapes of blood sprawl the streets. People are screaming and there are large flames a distance away. Across the street a woman catches up to a man who was trying to flee, and she..she bites him, not just a small bite like a puppy would give, but a full on cannibalistic bite. I look at Eddie `` Apocalypse?!'' I question. `` I fucking think so..'' he says back terrified. 
 
 `` Is there any way you can go to the roof to get my clothes back, I'd rather not face the apocalypse naked?'' I ask. `` Ok, ok. Just let me get dressed first..'' he gets a fresh set of clothing out of one of his drawers, get's dressed and opens the window to go to the roof to get mine. `` Be careful'' I say. He gets my clothing no problem surprisingly. `` You have your clothes, you can leave now'' he mutters. `` Your fucking kidding me right, look outside people are fucking eating each other out there, I'm staying'' I scream. `` I ca n't believe the only way I can get a woman to stay with me is for the fucking apocalypse to happen'' he says sadly. `` Oh..um..listen I'm sorry you have problems with women and everything but..'' I'm cut off by multiple loud thuds on the bedroom door, and what sounds like blood thirsty cries of rage. `` RUN, GET TO THE ROOF'' Eddie screams. 
 
 We get to the roof, and shut the window as tight as we can. We both look through the window and see the bedroom where we had our late night drunken one night stand filled with walking corpses. `` I feel like this is the universe telling me that sleeping with strange men is a bad idea'' I say. `` Strange men! you'd probably be one of those things if I had'nt gotten you to this roof'' he yells. He's right actually, poor guy I've been bitching at him and he probably saved my life. There's no more time for arguments, we have to do something. `` Okay, well what do we do now. Your house is crawling with those things along with the whole neighborhood and they could break through this window soon'' I say. `` We need to get to my car, we can drive somewhere safe, if somewhere safe exists..'' he says. `` And how do we get to your car?'' I ask. `` We just need to climb down from this roof somehow and get to the garage and... open the door'' he explains. I'm starting to wonder how were going to do this, seeing as walking corpses have littered this neighborhood. 
 
 I look below us and there does n't actually seem to be that many of them in Eddie's yard. `` There's only a few of them down there, if we can somehow distract them we can get to the garage'' I say. `` How are we going to distract them?'' he asks. `` I'm not sure, do you have anything on you?'' I ask. `` Just my car keys, and we need those, do you have anything?''. I check my pockets. A ticket from the club from last night, some mints, and a pair of fingernail clippers. I show Eddie what I have. `` I have an idea'' I say. `` What, clip them to death with those?'' he asks sarcastically. `` No..give me your shirt!'' I demand. `` What the fuck are you going to do?!'' he asks. `` I'm going to cut myself open a bit and smear the blood on your shirt and throw it to distract those things, they'll smell the blood and think they have a meal'' I explain. 
 
 `` Jesus, that's a pretty good plan'' he says with hope. `` I know'' I say surely. `` Let me be the one to do it though, no need for you to hurt yourself'' he says. Eddie is actually kind of sweet in his own way, I'm starting to not mind spending the apocalypse with him. I give him the fingernail clippers, he cuts part of his hand with it, takes off his shirt and smears the blood on it. He manages to throw the bloody shirt into the street a good distance from his yard. We climb down from the roof onto his oil tank and then on to the ground. `` Okay, the garage is only a few steps away, but we should be really quiet'' he whispers. `` Okay'' I say. We sneak quietly to the garage, but the damn thing needs to be opened. `` Okay Joanne, lets get this thing opened as fast as we can without making too much noise''. We both grab the bottom of the garage door and start to slowly pull up. It's about halfway opened when one of those things comes out of nowhere. `` EDDIE, WATCH OUT!!!'' I whisper scream. 
 
 `` Do n't worry, just keep opening the door, I'll try and ward it off!'' he says. I can hear punches behind me and splattering type noises, I hope he's okay. I get the garage door opened, look behind me and that thing is on the ground with it's face stomped in. Eddie is standing there shirtless, with just jeans and sneakers full of blood. `` Fuck. Did it bite you?'' I ask panicked. `` No, this is just that thing's blood, lets get in the car!'' he says. We get inside his car, which is at best a red box. Not sure how far were going to get in this thing to be honest. `` I know what you're thinking, but despite what betsy looks like she runs pretty good'' he says. `` You named your car?'' I ask laughing. `` Yeah'' he smiles. We both laugh for a moment because it's nice to have a bit of lightness to another wise dark day. `` Thanks for saving my ass'' I tell him. `` Thanks for picking me up at the club last night'' he says jokingly. I look at Eddie for a moment and decide to kiss him, because why not, the world's gone to hell anyways and he actually is a sweet guy. He kisses me back and then asks `` So where do you want to go?''. `` Wherever the apocalypse takes us'' I say with a smile.
