[ WP ] You go through your daily routine when you get a terrible head-ache . It soon disappears , but when it 's gone , you find that you can now telepathically speak with someone on the opposite side of the Earth .

Hans: `` God damn this headache, got ta get some more aspirin from that annoying bitch at CVS.'' 
 
 Michael: `` Whoa, watch the language man.'' 
 
 Hans: `` Shit, now I'm tripping, maybe I should rest.'' 
 
 Michael:'' You are not tripping, its me Michael.'' 
 
 Hans: `` Ha nice try `` Michael'', can you please shut the hell up and leave me alone.'' 
 
 Michael: `` I'm being serious, i'm real, my name is Michael Douglas, i'm part of the U.S. Navy, currently deployed in the Indian ocean.'' 
 
 Hans:'' Stop saying `` i'm'' its annoying. And besides if you were real I would n't be hearing your right now.'' 
 
 Michael: `` I am real, I can prove it, whats your name?'' 
 
 Hans: `` My name is Hans, I am a 23 year old male living in New York. Prove to me that you are real.'' 
 
 Michael: `` Ask me something that have no idea about.'' 
 
 Hans: `` God damn I probably look so weird right now, talking to myself. Ok, fine, What is the population of New Zealand?'' 
 
 Michael: `` 4.47 million people, if I am just a part of your mi...'' 
 
 Hans: `` WHAT THE HELL, YOU ARE REAL?'' 
 
 Michael: As I was saying my name is Michael Dougl...'' 
 
 Hans: `` GET OUT OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW.'' 
 
 Michael: `` Why? This is fun.'' 
 
 Hans: `` This has happened to you before?'' 
 
 Michael: `` Oh yeah all the time, always a rude, ignorant, bastard from the other side of the world.'' 
 
 Hans: `` Ouch, I dont always talk like this, its just how I think.'' 
 
 Michael: `` What a man thinks is what he believes.'' 
 
 Hans: `` Oh god I must be really tripping?'' 
 
 Michael: `` No I'm real, we went over this.'' 
 
 Hans: `` So how is life?'' 
 
 Michael: `` Life, its such an ephemeral word, so rushed in its nature.'' 
 
 Hans: `` I aint about this erephemal bullshit, how is your life, brother to brother.'' 
 
 Michael: `` Its almost over.'' 
 
 Hans: `` What the hell are you talking about?'' 
 
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 Alarm 
 *Doctor to Cell Block D* 
 *Doctor to Cell Block D* 
 *Doctor to Cell Block D* 
 
 Doctor: `` Oh no not Hans again.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

