[ WP ] How the Bahamas was named

Long long time ago there was a place called the Brohamas. This island was known for immense beauty and dazzling oceans. The island was populated by the `` Bro's'' a tribe of immensely awesome people who would shoot the shit, drink cheap beer and do Bro like things all day. They were especially known for there skills with telling awesome jokes to each other and of course playing the didgeridoo. They would jam all day long wearing whatever the fuck they wanted and basicalling Bro'ing out. The Bro's coveted all things to do with there amazing instruments and insulting a didgeridoo or it's owners music is the worst insult to a bro. These awesome skills and attributes of course drew a lot of unneeded attention and jealousy, especially from the tribe of the Bae's. This tribe was full of pussy whipped bitches who would tend to there girlfriends needs all day. They were very jealous and wanted to be just like the Bro's. The also lived on the Brohama's islands. They did not jam out and told jokes that were unenjoyable and mostly just gay. One day during a Bro-down ( a party where all the Bro's would tell jokes and jam out with didgeridoos ) a couple faggy Bae's had wondered over. While the Bro's were playing, the Bae's started mocking them and saying gay jokes like `` music is for douches'' and `` creepy jokes about the Bro's girls'' These insults had no effect on the Bro's. Until one of the Bae's thought of the most clever and insulting joke any person could say to a Bro. `` Didgeridoo's make faggotry music, you mine as well call them Didgeridonts so no one will play them''...... all the Bro's were taken back by the clever joke, none of the bros had ever gone to such lengths to insult each other. This caused massive depression in the tribe and caused the population of Bro's to almost die out. When the Bro's were mostly gone the Bae's had taken over the island and renamed it to the `` Ba'' hamas ( The exact pronunciation was lost over time ). The good news is eventually the Bro's made a full come back and repopulated the Bahamas. They decided to leave the name in order to avoid future disputes with the Bae's. Instead of playing the didgeridoo they created reggae and continued to be awesome. The Bae's had moved to France and took over there. This is why French people are pussy's and most importantly that is how the Bahamas had gotten it's name.
