[ WP ] What is the longest sentence you can create while staying on subject and not turning it into a run-on sentence ?

As I looked at the phantasmagoria that lay before me, ridden with clowns without arms, jesters without jest, a balding porcupine, et al, I saw, coming up from below Sandpike Hill ( Which was named after one captain Sandpike who fought in the Great War of 1876 and who died on the very hill due to a mixture of low blood platelets and a bullet to the larynx, although the bullet seemed to be the main factor ) and then over was a one armed, polio-ridden, hobbledehoy being lead by his nubile mother, who was wearing a Victorian corset and nothing else, when, all of the sudden, the boy started shouting `` Attica, Attica, Attica --'' while his mother, then surprised, started shouting piously over him `` Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy Name'' Over and over again.
