[ WP ] In order to to unlock your DNA and have children you must first pass a test .

Michelle sweated as she was ushered towards the fogged glass doors of the exam room. 
 The short, dumpy technician in a white labcoat smiled and nodded reassuringly, her mousey-brown ponytail bobbing comically. Michelle was n't particularly reassured though. 
 `` *Relax* honey!'' Carl breathed in her ear as she detached herself from him, `` You have nothing to worry about - you're gorgeous, brilliant and you've never been ill. You'll fly through the test.'' 
 Michelle smiled as their fingertips parted, then she was being guided through the door by the technician. 
 
 So many tests! Michelle was n't sure how much time had passed. At least 6 hours? Maybe more. 
 She'd been exhaustively poked and prodded with medical instruments, had blood taken, been psychologically evaluated, had regurgitated her family history and more. 
 Finally she'd been sat at a desk and made to do at least two hours of linguistic, mathematical and logic problems - starting off simple, but ramping up quickly until she was n't even sure if she was getting them right; which worried her, as she was one of the smartest people she knew. 
 
 Outside, Carl paced, waiting for the return of Michelle. 
 `` Does it normally take this long? It's been *seven hours! * and I want to see my wife.'' 
 The technician gave Carl a tight smile and said, `` One moment please, the results are coming through now. Michelle will be returning shortly.'' 
 Carl fidgeted, then paced. Finally he heard noises and shadows behind the fogged glass. 
 His wife burst through the doors, weeping hysterically, one hand clutched to her abdomen, the other holding a paper printout. She collapsed into his arms, pale as death, shaking uncontrollably. As he eased her into one of the waiting room chairs, he took the printout from her hand and read: 
 
 Michelle Faye Halmsworth: 
 IQ exceeds Government recommended standards 
 Sterilisation completed
