[ WP ] `` Oh no ! You 're right ! ''

Papyrus led the child into his room. `` Do you like it?'' He asked, smiling quite widely. In one corner, a race car bed sat. In another, a computer. In a third, a table with multiple action figures. Befitting of the goofy skeleton. `` So, are you ready for our date? I know I am!'' Papyrus asked after the kid looked around. The child nodded, and Papyrus smiled. `` I've never actually done this before, but, you ca n't spell prepared without several letters from my name! I grabbed an official dating guidebook from the library!'' He pulled a ragged looking book from his lower half. `` Now let's see. Step one: press the [ c ] key on your keyboard for the'dating HUD'. He ran to his computer and pressed the corresponding button. Nothing happened. `` Oh well. Next step!'' He looked back to the book. `` Step two: ask them on a date.'' He somehow cleared his throat. `` I, the Great Papyrus, will ask you in a date.'' The child nodded, going along with the'game'. He looked shocked. `` Really? Wow!! I guess it's time for part three! Step three: put in nice clothes to show you care.'' He closed the book. `` Wait a second.'Wear clothing'? That bandage on you! You're wearing clothing right now!'' Papyrus looked shocked again. `` You were also wearing clothing earlier today! Could it be that you've wanted to date me from the beginning?!'' The child shrugged, and then nodded. Papyrus reeled back, surprised by the response. `` NOOOO! You're way better at dating than me!'' But then he gave a sly grin. `` NYEH HEH HEH! Do n't think you've bested me yet! I, the Great Papyrus, have never been beaten at dating! I too can wear clothing! In fact, I always wear my'special' clothing under my regular clothing!'' He smiled widely. He threw off his costume to reveal a basketball jersey, shorts, shoes, and a hat. `` What do you think of my secret style?'' He kid nodded. It looked kinda stupid, but the skeleton liked it. `` NO! A real compliment!'' But then he looked back at the kid. `` You do n't understand the hidden power of my clothes, so your compliment is invalid! The date wo n't progress until you find it!'' The kid pointed at the hat. `` My hat? My hat. My hat!'' He took it off. `` Well, you found my secret.'' Papyrus smiled again. `` It's a present. J-just for you. Will you open it?'' The child nodded, and opened it. It was spaghetti. `` Do you know what it is?'' Before the kid could talk, Papyrus cut in. `` Spaghetti. That's what you're thinking, is n't it? But you're oh so wrong. This is n't just any old pasta. This is an artisan's work! Silken spaghetti, aged in an oaken cask. Then cooked by me, Master Chef Papyrus.'' Then Papyrus stood up, fire in his eyes. `` Human, this date wo n't go on any further!'' The kid reached out for the pasta, and took a bite. The child's face crinkled. The pasta was unable to be described by any means. Papyrus shined at the expression. `` You must love my cooking!'' Then he blushed. `` And by extension, ME! Oh no! You're right! You're meeting all of my standards!'' 
 
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 Sorry if this seems stupid. This was just the first thing that popped into my mind when I read it. Everything was pretty much taken from Undertale by Toby Fox. No copyright infringement meant.
