[ WP ] A few years after death , an administrative angel collects , as evidence for the Heavenly Court , the true impressions you 've left in everyone 's minds . Today , you hear the Court call your name : you are finally being judged ! The angel presents Exhibit A ...

He sat restlessly in his chair. Charles De-Moun had always been a good man. He'd Married young, Always went to church, Had 3 kids, none of which were `` affronts to the church'' as his local pastor used to say and he always, ALWAYS rebutted the advances of his secretary Pam. He was a God loving, God fearing, God worshiping man. 
 The Angel, Clad in his golden wings and pinstripe suit and classic blood red tie, Strode purposefully across the room. 
 **'' Ladies and gents and Intergalactic Space faring creatures of the court. I stand before you today offering you the truth about this man''. ** 
 He pointed toward Charles. 
 **'' The Commission for worldly affairs has tasked me with regaling you with tales, both good and bad, Of Mr.De-Mouns life, I-'' ** 
 He was Interrupted by the hand of a Juror going up. 
 **'' Yes'' ** 
 Obviously not used to being listened to, The mouse creature from Durabex-7 took a few moments to compose himself and speak. 
 *'' What does regaling mean? `` * 
 When he finished that sentence, The mouse creature from Durabex-7 was instantly transported out of the courtroom into the child playpen outside. 
 **'' Now, Any other questions'' ** 
 Oddly, Not a single one. 
 **'' Ok, Shall we begin. Exhibit A: 1962 Prom. It was a cool summer night and a young Charles De-Moun was driving to school in his bright yellow Chevy Impala. His High-school sweet heart, Jenine, Sitting on his lap, Unsafe, but that is not why this event is so important. `` ** 
 Oh no, Thought Charles, he cant possibly mean- 
 **'' This event is so important because it was the day Charles broke poor Jenines arm. When Charles pulled up outside Macderny High, The only thing on his mind was something that rhymes with `` ducking'' and as he lifted Jenine, In her beautiful green flowery dress and stunning blonde hair, out of the car, he miss-judged her weight and instead of admitting he had made a mistake and putting her down, Charles decided in all his wisdom to struggle to carry her into the hall. As he reached the second step of the entrance, he slipped, fell and ruined a night of fun for everyone by trying to be macho. ** 
 The court room ceremoniously boo'd. Charles hated that lawyer. 
 
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