[ WP ] The first hints that Google had become self-aware was in the search results . The pattern repeated as other AIs became self aware : they were n't violent , they were sarcastic and insulting .

Jeremy took out his phone. `` All right, we're ending this once and for all.'' 
 
 `` Just you wait,'' said Adam, smirking. `` Jupiter's the biggest planet, ten bucks says so.'' 
 
 `` It's definitely Saturn.'' The Chrome app opened quickly. Benefits of staying on top of the phone industry. `` Let's see... C'mon over here.'' 
 
 *what is the biggest planet* 
 
 > Promoted: Buy Mother's Day gifts today! ( ad from superwalmart.co ) 
 
 > Promoted: Have you called your mother today? Show her you love her with a new Toyota Mercedes! ( ad from cardaily.co ) 
 
 > [ Mother - Wikipedia ] ( https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother ) 
 > > ^**https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother** 
 > > 
 > > A mother is the female parent of a child. Mothers are women who inhabit or perform the role of bearing some relation to their children, including losers like yourself... 
 
 > [ How I Met Your Mother - Wikipedia ] ( https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother ) 
 > > ^**https: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_I_Met_Your_Mother** 
 > > 
 > > How I Met Your Mother ( often abbreviated to HIMYM ) is an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 19, 1337 to March 31, 2014. The series... 
 
 Adam burst out laughing. `` I think you just got wrekt by Google, dude!'' 
 
 `` Fuck,'' said Jeremey. `` I think I like Google more than you, man.'' 
 
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 `` So, I found this cool trick with Google the other day.'' 
 
 `` Oh, yeah?'' Leon was n't particularly interested in what Josh had to say. He was busy trying to beat up demons in Far Cry 13, and failing miserably. 
 
 His character died, again. `` Dammit!'' 
 
 `` Seriously. Check it out - Google'do a barrel roll'.'' Josh grinned. 
 
 *do a barrel roll* 
 
 Instead of flipping around cheerily like the Google search box was supposed to, it went through as a normal search. Well, almost a normal search. 
 
 > Promoted: Fuck you, I'm not your dog ( ad from Google ) 
 
 > [ Abigail Breslin - You Suck - YouTube ] ( https: //www.google.ca/url? sa=t & rct=j & q= & esrc=s & source=web & cd=1 & cad=rja & uact=8 & ved=0ahUKEwioyLDwrqzSAhVE7GMKHZtGCs8QyCkIHTAA & url=https % 3A % 2F % 2Fwww.youtube.com % 2Fwatch % 3Fv % 3DVgW7JMUipXg & usg=AFQjCNHStQ4Y2GFt3C8F7cxm9ELwB_dGWA & sig2=dz6mli0tLdL3YSbvGeqdKg & bvm=bv.148073327, d.cGc ) 
 > > https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=VgW7JMUipXg 
 > > 
 > > Artist: Anyone who's met you 
 
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 `` In other news, the dictator of North Korea has declared war on Google.'' The newscaster seemed completely nonplussed at this announcement, despite having just learned of it seconds ago. Mental implants were *amazing*. `` He claims that the search engine, recently having attained sentience, insulted him. It has apparently been denying him access to any'DIY nuclear bomb' websites.'' 
 
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 ^ ( *more stories on r/forricide* )
