[ WP ] [ EU ? ] The year is 2077 . For the 100th anniversary of Star Wars someone has released a gritty reboot of the series ( ie BSG 2004 ) . How does it open ?

Scene: 
 
 *C3P0 is on a ledge on the outside of Cloud City. We see him shuffling sideways in the narrow space available for him to walk. He approaches a window. * 
 
 C3P0: `` When I get back inside I'll see to it R2-D2 is going to be deactivated. His pranks have gone too far ths time! 
 
 *He leans down to check the window, which he finds to be open, and peeks inside* 
 
 *Inside we see Luke and Leia Skywalker in the throes of passion. Luke looks up and spots C3P0 on the ledge* 
 
 C3P0: Master Luke I... I.. 
 
 *Luke closes his eyes and with a gentle pushing motion launches C3P0 off the ledge to be shattered on a platform below* 
 
 Luke: `` The things I do for love'' 
 
 
 *opening credits start* 
 
 `` A Game of Clones `` 

