[ FF ] In no more than 200 words , write a riveting science fiction drama incorporating the sentences below :

Frank's Elvish grin betrayed his intentions before he could even voice them. 
 `` Frank, there is no way I'm gon na let you put that thing *there*.'' Frank stared at the opening to the warp drive, pancake in hand. 
 `` My intuition's telling me that the nearest IHOP is about five hundred klicks to the east. This is the quickest way to get there.'' 
 I looked at him in shock. `` Um, are n't elves supposed to be, like, y'know, wise? There is no way this can work.'' 
 `` Trust me.'' 
 `` No.'' 
 `` Too late.'' 
 
 
 The fluffy concoction fell into the warp drive's core, starting a chain reaction that pulled every fiber of the ship, and ourselves, toward the nearest concentration of like substances. In a flash, I saw the pancake. I was flying as atoms with the pancake. I became the pancake. 
 
 
 As I was drizzled in syrup, I thought of what a crummy way this was to die. The chef had completely over-stirred the batter, making me flat and dry. Damnit Frank.
