[ WP ] We live in a world where every time you have a complete fuck up , your parents get teleported to where you are and start giving you the most annoying lecture on what you have just done . Today it happened to you at work .

-Yawn. 
 
'Working overtime again. Stuck here loading stupid crates. Why have n't they automated my job already. Actually I should be glad they have n't, otherwise I'd be out of a job would n't I? Except this job pays so little anyway so what's the point of it all. My life sucks, I just want to go home, lie around and have a nice cold beer. Is that so much to ask for? 
 
'Beer. Hmm. Would n't mind having one right now as a matter of fact. No no no, I'm on the job, what am I talking about. Shitty manager already hates me, he'll fire me if he gets the chance. Sure am glad he's not here right now to scream in my face. `` Oh, move this, oh fix that, no breaks, I do n't pay you for shit''. Jeez, I just want a 5 minute smoking break, not like I'm slacking off. 
 
'Feeling the urge now to be honest. Yeah fuck this, nobody's around. See, his car is gone too. Perfect. As long as I load everything on the truck by morning it's fine anyway. 
 
'Ahh, that's the stuff. Best thing about working in a beer factory is the unlimited supply of beer you can get and nobody would ever know. If it were n't for the low pay, it would n't be- 
 
'Is that the manager's car? Nah, he would n't... Oh god he's turning this way. Fuck my life, ca n't even get a break for once. Better get back to work 
 
 `` FRANK. I SAW YOU SLACKING OFF AGAIN WERE N'T YOU 
 
 `` Hey man, give me a break, I've been working the whole- 
 
 `` Is that- 
 
'Oh shit I forgot to hide the bottle. 
 
 `` WERE YOU STEALING FROM COMPANY PROPERTY? Done. You're done. You're fired 
 
 `` I was going to pay for it, no one was around. Here, it's how much again 
 
 `` Out, get out, you're done here. We do n't need a thief in our company. Or do you want me to call the cops 
 
 Mom and Dad teleports in, getting caught off guard still in pajamas and thrown from their bed to the other side of the warehouse, knocking over countless crates in the process, shattering all the beer in the process. 
 
 -Wince. 
 
'Oh dear, this is a bad day. Hah, at least I'm going out with a bang, ahahha. Best pun ever. Wait, another teleportation? I 
 Who's that 
 
 All 4 of my grandparents teleport in as well, smashing even more crates in the process and knocking my parents back to the ground. 
 
 The manager and I watch in horror as his parents also teleport in, and his grandparents too and our great grandparents, and before we knew it dozens of skeletons ripped from their graves started piling in. Destroying pretty much the entire warehouse. 
 
 Outside a car crashed from staring at this carnage instead of the road. His parents are thrown in the middle of the road as well. Another car swerves to the right narrowly missing them and crash as well. The one behind it ramming it hard. Sirens could be heard in the far distance, but the bodies and skeletons just wo n't stop piling one on top of another. 
 
'What a great morning 
 thought Frank
