[ PI ] The longer a spell takes to invoke , the more potent its effects . A single wizard has been casting a spell for hundreds of years . Today , he is finally done .

Deep bellow the earth, in an old cript, a wizard was chanting strange words of ancient language. Every now and then he would take a break and talk in human language. Being in the dark for to long has giving him the habit of talking to himself. 
 
 `` Only a few more minutes. After all these years it will finally be done.'' His voice was rough and raspy. Seemed like the life down here has dried his lungs out. 
 
 Weird noises could suddenly be heard in the distance, ecchoing through the old cript and yellow dust was falling from the ceilling, as the ground trembled. 
 
 `` Have they finally discovered me. They are to late. After all these years, of eating nothing but rat meat, i can not let myself be stopped.'' 
 
 The weird noises suddenly turned into words, that were spoken in a high pitched tone. It was clear, the feminist were coming. The feminist were here to stop the fedora overlord, that has sweared to ruin their life. 
 
 `` They wanted equallity, thinking they can run around with their disgusting saggy tits hanging out.'' 
 
 The Mage laughed as he tipped his fedora and then proceeded to stroke his neckbeard. In the darkness of the cript, the womans were barely visible, but the mage noticed them instantly, when they stood in front of him. 
 
 `` STOP RIGHT THERE!'' The high pitched scream of the woman ecchoes through the cript and the mage laughed in response. It was already to late. A light suddenly filled the room, it was done, it couldnt be stopped anymore. The mage was still laughing, but as the light revealed the woman, he chocked on his own breath. 
 
 `` MONSTER!'' He screamed. 
 
 The woman were fat and ugly, with pimples spread across their faces. Their hair was oily and salivia was dripping down their mouth, as if they had seen the most delicious steak ever. 
 
 The light disappeared and the mage broke down onto his knees. Tears flowing down his face and snot coming out of his nose. When he saw the woman, that one could easily mistake for a beast, he realised he should have never casted the spell. 
 
 `` You complained about not being able to run around topless, so i casted this spell, which prevents girls from putting on their clothes. But i didnt expect woman to turn into such abdominations.'' 
 
 The mage revealed a small knife, and cut of his neckbeard, he didnt want to live in a world like this. 
 
 Through scientific advances, in a lot of fields, especially in the medical ones, the human population turned into lazy pigs, that barely move. 
 
 `` lol, this shit mate.'' 
 
 -Random friend 
 

