[ WP ] You 're going to see `` The Interview '' and there is only one empty seat left , right next to an angry looking Kim Jong-Un . Share your entire theater experience .

I enter the theater thrilled! Ever since I saw the previews for this movie, I knew nothing would stop me from seeing it! I walked into the theater, as happy as a Russian peasant who actually gets to eat. 
 
 I dance along the theater entrance, give the usher my ticket to The Interview and happily walk into a packed theater. I was honestly a little bit surprised with how many people were in the theater after the explosive news from Sony, but that did not matter, I was going to see this movie. After a few moments of searching the packed theater for a seat, I finally found one in the perfect spot! 
 
 I push my way past the crowd, and get nice and cozy next to my new 2 hour neighbor who had his back turned. He turned around once he felt my optimistic presence, which quickly turned to fear, as it was a fhurious Kim Jong-Un, the supreme leader and co-star of The Interview. good ole Kimmy, as I would later call him, did not look too pleased, and I was not too sure why, but I knew one thing was for sure, no one would blow up a theater with such a huge star in it. 
 
 Before the lights dimmed and the previews started, I leaned next to Kim, and asked him if he could break a $ 50 because I wanted popcorn but only had big bills. Kim turned, and glared at me for 30 long awkward seconds, then pulled out his wallet and gave me a $ 20 two $ 10s and a $ 5, thinking he might of miscounted I asked about the other 5 dollars. After some heckling, Kim gave me 5 $ 1s, and I proceeded to concessions. 
 
 While I was there, I thought about how nice it was for Kim to break the fifty, so I sprung for the bottomless popcorn and drink combo to share with him, and with my last $.50 got us gumballs. After all you do not want your theater neighbor to hate you. 
 
 I make it back to the theater, and share the good news with Kim. Finally a smile cracked on that porcelain face of his! I did n't want to bring up what was making him so mad, but there were some thoughts that ran across my mind. 
 
 Later in the movie, it was finally Kim's big moment, and I suddenly realized why he was so mad. The damn writers made the innocent Kim `` Kimmy Jong-Un some huge antagonist in this huge motion picture, and gave him a terrible look! I sensed the anger coming from Kim when the entire audience booed and yelled at the screen version of him, I looked at him and noticed that the anger turned to sadness. 
 
 A single tear rolled down that adorable chubby face of his, and I was speechless, but knew I needed to reconcile with him, so I tried to find the right encouraging words, and I think I found them `` Do n't worry Kim, if only they knew this you the real you, not the you propaganda has crafted you to be, then they would not hate you.'' 
 
 Kim's eyes swelled up, and he said through deep breathes `` you can call me Kimmy, and thank you for the encouraging words /u/fruitbythefootfucker you are welcome at /r/pyongyang anytime you want.'' 
 
 After we had a great bro moment, we continued to watch the movie, and it turned out Kimmy found it really hilarious and invited me, James Franco, and Seth Rogan to /r/pyongyang to smoke a bowl and feast on the best food North Korea had to offer.
