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PM_ME_FIREARMS... 
 
 would be awesome if I was gifted random guns. Nope arms on fire. No, seriously. People would douse their arms with gasoline, and light them on fire. Like, seriously, what the fuck. On occasion, someone would give me an actual gun. Pretty awesome when that happened. Last time was an old Mosin Nagant. If the AK-47 could n't hit the broadside of the barn from the inside, and the AR-15 could hit a beetle on the broadside of the barn from 400 meter, then the Mosin Nagant could hit the farm from two counties over. No seriously, it could be zeroed to two kilometers. 
 
 But I digress. People love to set their arms on fire. And today was no different. Aside from the fact the asshole tried to set my arms on fire. So I shot him, in self defense of course. 
 
 The police understood. And the man lived. 
 
 I should've killed him. Seriously, how does one survive a 54mmR round to the head?
