[ WP ] You die and are greeted in the afterlife by the all knowing God ( choose one ) , ready to judge you . However , for some reason he has no recollection of you ever existing .

In the beginning dead was cold lonely but soon I was embraced by an blinding light, which made me feel warm and cosy. Suddenly I heard a voice which seemed to echo a thousand times. “ Are you Michael Svern? “, it asked sounding rather confused. “ Yes. “, I answered hesitant. “ At least, I was. Until someone pushed me before the train. “ 
 “ Are you the son of Angela and Fedrik Svern? “ 
 “ Yes. Those are my parents. “ 
 “ Ah. You seem, that seems to be the problem. Angela and Fedrik Svern didn ’ t have any children. They tried once but they got a miscarriage. Their would-be son would indeed be Michael Svern. “ 
 “ Are you saying I wasn ’ t born? “ 
 “ Yes I am. “ 
 The longer I thought about it, the more sense it made. I never once saw a picture of birth, the oldest picture of myself was me lying in the crib at home. Also, the mysterious stares my parents sometimes gave me. When I asked what was wrong they just answered: “ We ’ re just glad to have you, son. “. Somehow it hurt me, that they were lying to me. 
 “ Well, I suppose you could be right. But then how did I walk the earth for 24 goddamn years? No offence. “ 
 “ None taken. I ’ ve always thought Christianity to be a silly religion. I mean do they really an omniscient being would bed a human woman to conceive a child? Anyway, it really simple Michael. You are a improbability. “ 
 “ A what? “ 
 “ Well the chances of living when you aren ’ t even born, well, they are very, very, very slim. Some might say the chance is zero percent. While they are technically right, the chance is not equal to zero. So Michael, long story short, you are seem to be one out of a googolplex to be given this right. ” 
 “ Well I ’ m honoured. Really. Would have been great if this wonder would have lived past 24. “ 
 “ Are you mad? We ’ ve been lucky to have survived these 24 years. Improbabilities can be disastrous for the universe. Every time something improbable happens, something that was very probable doesn ’ t happen anymore. “ 
 “ Are you saying I am liability? “ 
 “ Yes. And I thank this person for pushing you for the train, although I ’ d wish it happened sooner. The consequences could be... “, he trailed off. 
 “ Well, thank you for the warm welcome oh almighty being. I wonder what kind of important thing didn ’ t happen for 24 years that we didn ’ t even noticed it? “ 
 “ Well I think you might get the answer sooner than you might have expected. Is this the person that pushed you before the train? ” 
 Suddenly, a man appeared next to me. He was wearing black clothing and looked at me with a grim face. 
 “ Well yes it is. ”, I stammered. 
 “ You and I need to talk. ”, he said. 

