[ WP ] The god of rainbows is n't gay , and he 's really tired of people making assumptions .

“ Seriously. You paint the world with seven colours, they think it represents gays. How do I deal with this? ” 
 
 “ You think you ’ ve got it bad? ” another God exclaimed, as the God of Rainbows turned to look at the God of Unicorns. The God of Unicorns was lovingly petting one of his creatures as he sniffed. “ Not only do they think that my babies are gay, but they also think they don ’ t exist! What do I have to do to prove them wrong? ” 
 
 As the God of Unicorns nuzzled his face against the majestic one-horned horse, his body began to shake as he sobbed. The God of Rainbows could only watch him awkwardly, as he inched closer to his friend and patted him on the back. 
 
 “ There, there. It ’ s going to be okay. Someday the humans will understand and learn to love rainbows and unicorns. ” 
 
 “ R-Really? ” 
 “ Really? ” 
 
 As the God of Unicorns lifted up his head, he blinked cutely at his friend before sending him a smile. “ Thanks, man. I love you. ” 
 
 The God of Rainbows quickly retracted his hand and put it away. “ Dude, no homo. My rainbows are for everyone – sorry. ” 
 
 And that ’ s the story of how the Gods of Rainbows and Unicorns became good friends – through the misunderstanding of their creations. 

