[ WP ] Captain Picard has to get the entire crew Of the Enterprise to join a Zumba class or else Q will destroy the ship .

Warf was fuming with rage as he wore the humiliating beige leotard that Q insisted all members of the crew wear for his special request. He clenched his jaw and stared at the bemused smirk on Q's face as he entered the Enterprise's recreation room, falling in line with Captian Picard, Geordie, Riker, Deanna, and even Data. At least Data lacked the human capacity to understand ridicule and feel *shame*. The whole lot of them were in ill-fitting leotards, some beige like Worf's, others light gray or saffron. 
 
 Q clapped his hands with glee, and instantly a small ensamble of flamboyantly clothed musicians appeared, and began playing salsa music. 
 
 `` Dance! Dance!'' shouted Q with triumphant delight. 
 
 Data could only manage to jerk his body around robotically, for he was an android. Warf narrowed his eyes in contempt, but reluctantly began mimicking the dance of ancient Polynesian warriors he had seen in the ship's video archives long ago. At least he would maintain some of his warrior's dignity. 
 
 Captian Picard was a natural, of course, seemingly unbothered by neither the exercise nor the music. He smiled at Riker, who rolled his eyes, and begrudgingly followed his captain's lead. Geordie followed Riker's example, and finally, Deanna began moving her hips to the rhythm. 
 
 Q fell to the ground in side-splitting laughter.
