[ EU ] Write about what the men in black do when some aliens decide to make first contact with humanity .

`` K, it's not a big deal! We just bust out the Statue of Liberty, and everything...'' 
 
 `` Kid, you're still not listening. That wo n't be enough. We just assumed that the aliens would only ever come to New York, because, well, that's all they'd ever done. Not very imaginative in their travel plans. Now, they're everwhere.'' 
 
 `` Everywhere? Like, crawlin' all up my granma's business everywhere?'' 
 
 `` Everywhere.'' 
 
 `` Okay, well, what are we gon na do?'' 
 
 `` Put your glasses on.'' 
 
 `` Wha-What? Why? We're in the middle of nowhere, what plans you got up your sleeve?'' 
 
 `` Kid, you still have n't learned. Have n't you ever wondered what a solar flare *really* does?''
