[ WP ] You have a terrible life . Something mundane occurs . It is the best thing to ever happen to you .

Mort was walking down the street. He felt as he always did, completely anonymous. No one glanced at him, they never did. Mort had gone through school without making any friends. He was never invited to High School parties and at college even his room mate seemed to forget his name. When Mort went to work no one really noticed. They did n't notice if he left either. He tried to stare directly at people's faces but no one as much as averted their gaze. Mort wished that for once in his life that someone would take notice of him. I wished someone would do something nice for him. They never did. Mort decided that he would n't go to work the next morning. At that moment a soft voice behind him said: 
 
 `` Excuse me, sir'' 
 
 Mort turned around and saw a beautiful young woman. She smiled at him and it hit Mort like a beam of sun light. She was holding what appeared to be his wallet. The young girl smiled as she said: 
 
 `` I believe you dropped this''. 
 
 The young girl ran off before Mort could overcome his joy and be able to say thanks. He turned around and went back to work.
