[ WP ] Four Historical Figures are playing a board game .

It was Stalin's turn, and he looked carefully at the other players, anticipating their responses. 
 
 `` I got 99 problems, but Nazi's ai n't one'' he said, laying down the white card for everyone to see. Churchill and Truman guffawed. 
 
 Then there was silence, as it moved over to Truman's turn. 
 
 `` I got 99 problems but Stalin ai n't one'' 
 
 They loyally laughed a little bit. 
 
 The last main in their quartet was noticeably silent. 
 
 It then came down to Churchill, a man legendary for his crass sense of humour. He grinned evilly. 
 
 `` I got 99 problems, but Dresden ai n't one'' 
 
 The room erupted. Stalin giggled like a little girl, whilst Truman held his face, both horrified and unable to hold back laughter. 
 
 The fourth member threw down his cards and stormed off. 
 
 `` That was n't even in the deck was it?'' said Truman 
 
 Churchill showed the card in his hand. It said `` Civilian Casualties'' 
 
 `` Same difference. `` said Churchill, lighting his cigar. 
 
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 I know Cards Against Humanity is n't a Board game, but I could n't resist. 

