[ WP ] Write a short story whilst including as many fairy tales as you can .

Ok here goes: 
 
 Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a boy. A boy just like any other, except for one small difference. He was an egg. His name was humpty. Humpty lived with his mother and father, both loved their son very much, however, his parents were human. This made humpty feel very self conscious and confused since he was the only egg in the neighbourhood that people would n't eat, of course this was a positive in his books. He did n't want to be boiled, mashed or scrambled. 
 
 One day humpty came home from school and when he walked into his house he saw something that made his eyes yolk. His mother, snow white, was lying on the floor with blood oozing, slowly, from the back of her head. Behind her stood Doc, an enraged, heroine addicted dwarf. He stared straight at humpty, there could be no witnesses! Doc threw himself towards humpty who narrowly dodged doc and his incoming hammer, the same hammer that had just beaten his mother. 
 
 Humpty ran from his home and into the deep dark forrest. Doc was still following him, he threw the hammer straight into humpty's back. Yolk began pouring from humpty's bumhole. 
 
 > ***6 months later*** 
 
'Do you Doc, dwarf of house white, understand the accusations put forth against you by Prince, Wilfred charmingDumpty the third and his son Humpty Dumpty?' Asked the queen of hearts who was judging the murder trial which had unfolded after snow whites death. 
 
'I do and I deny each and everyone of them. I would never murder snow white! She was my friend, and sometimes more if you know what I mean' he winked this last sentence which enraged Prince charming who soon tried to attack his wife's killer 
 
'Order! Order I say!!' Yelled the queen. After things settled down the queen continued. 
 
'Doc, can you explain the giant crack on this poor eggs anus?' She asked while she held back a laugh. 
 
'I, eh... are you serious?' He replied 
 
'Yes, quite serious' 
 
'I do n't anything about said crack' 
 
'Doc, by denying the charges put forth against you, you are proving not only that you are terrible at lying but that you...' doc sniggered 
 
'Excuse me' said the queen'might I ask what you find so funny?' 
 
'Yes, ha, ha' he said grabbing his sides'you said but, ha, ha!!' 
 
'Fuck this' she said agitated'doc, you have pissed me offer you silly little junky, we have indisputable proof that you murdered snow white, by denying it you have angered me. Off with his head!!' 
 
'Shit' said Doc as he was carried away. 
 
 Humpty and Prince charming walked out of the court house victorious. 
 
'How do you feel knowing justice has been served?' Asked Cinderella of Fairy news 5 
 
'I feel supercalifragilisticexpidaliotious' said both of them at the same time. 
 
 
 
 
 
 Sorry I never included more characters but that was fun. 
 

