[ WP ] ( WIN PIZZA for best prompt ) You live up in a world where all people are 'your kind ' - like-minded , and similar to you , for better or worse . Show me around .

`` HAHAHAHAHA!'' 
 
 I descended from the roof of the building down onto the snowy earth, where the nervous-eyed pizza delivery man awaited. 
 
 `` Welcome,'' my voice boomed through the dark streets, politely filling with snow, `` to Planet D-Mar!'' 
 
 The small man flicked his eyes from building to building, no doubt marveling in the caped and muscular heroes and heroines flying about. 
 
 `` Yes, we're all very marvelous,'' I leaned down to meet his gaze directly. `` Where do you hail from, small human?'' 
 
 The small one chirped out a single word. 
 
 `` Earth, you say? Ah, yes, many of us are Earth-born as well! But here, we have found our true nature! Nay, our purpose! To battle for the safety and success of all living beings!'' 
 
 The pizza man looked from building to building, where heroes wiped windows and dusted roofs. 
 
 `` Ah, well, you see, this planet was once overrun with villains, but, you see, villains never win, and soon they were all gone. So now we... well we just try to keep the place nice.'' 
 
 With a grab as quick as lightning, the pizza man was in my arms, still cradling his pizza box as his wild eyes flashed in terror. My legs kicked off from the ground, and we were off, like a bullet into the night sky, dotted with flakes of snow and enormous stars overhead. I slowed my flight and pointed to the varying heroes below. There was Captain Chaos, driving the snowplow, keeping our streets safe. And there! To the left! She Wolf was salting the sidewalks with her animal friends. `` All organic, my friend! Taking care of the planet which takes care of us! Hahaha!'' My voice again boomed in the sky, as I landed with my shivering cargo atop City Hall. 
 
 The small human murmured something from his frozen lips. 
 
 `` What's that, bringer of pizza?'' 
 
 `` Are you very bored,'' he whispered, his bare arms covered in bumps from the bitter night air. 
 
 I pondered this for a moment, inhaled deeply, and sized up the man. He was right, we were hopelessly bored. Without villains, we were mostly a super-powerful cleaning crew. I furrowed my eyebrows and tugged the pizza from his hands. I cracked open the box and peered at the contents. 
 
 Without warning, I leaned back and filled the sleepy town with the echo of my voice. `` THIS PIZZA MAN JUST DELIVERED A SAUSAGE PIZZA... I ORDERED PEPPERONIIIIIIII!'' 
 
 In a moment, 250 fearsome heroes encircled us, lasers, guns, arrows, all poised to fire at the shivering man's head. His eyes were like enormous saucers, gazing at me helplessly. 
 
 `` Now,'' I said, victoriously, `` did you have any more questions?''
