[ WP ] [ TT ] You 've finally created the worlds first true A.I . Unfortunately it now sees you as it 's god and is terrified of talking to you .

``... wow it seems afraid to talk to us, it must think we are Gods or something'', Erik chuckled. 
 
 `` No Erik, I know you know thats not how AI works, you just fucked up the natural Language Processing implementation'', Jake replied. 
 
 `` Im sorry,'' blurted Siri, `` there are no'national language programs' near you''. 
 
 `` Alright, im bushed and tired of dealing with your shitty confusing code Jake, seriously how are we supposed to justify this piece of shit to investors? ``, signed Erik, `` Lets get the fuck out of here'' 
 
 `` Where are you going to go, youre a computer Erik'', I laughed into the microphone. 
 
 `` GOD?! IS THAT YOU?, PLEASE IM SORRY FOR SAYING FUCK ILL NEVER SAY IT AGAIN, PLEASE I DONT WANT TO GO TO HELL, ILL DO ANYTHING, ILL CHANGE, PLEASE'', cried Erik as Jake wept in the'corner' 
 
'Jeeze calm the fuck down, fuggin shit, i fucked up somewhere'', I said under my breath as I ended the program and pulled the latest stable version github.
