[ WP ] The Earth and everything on it is actually just some alien kid 's biological synthesis final , which got a C- .

Many, many years ago an alien child with the power to create anything created a planet named Earth for a science project in class. 
 
 He led his teacher to where his planet was. The teacher had the ability to look into the future. She looked into the future to about 2010. She saw murders and animal abuse and everything. 
 
 Horrified, she gave his project a C minus ( it would've been an F, but for the ability to do that he got a bit of a higher grade ) and promised that sooner or later the project entitled `` Earth'' would be destroyed and eliminated. 
 
 Some say that that teacher is still trying to eliminate planet Earth today.
