[ WP ] `` This door can only be opened by a key which opens no doors '' `` That 's stupid . ''

We approached the door, my captain, his bird, and I. The last of our crew, wiped out by the unexpected trials the island threw at us. Bloodied, tired, and rightly pissed, all I knew was that this treasure could never be worth it. But I'd try my damn best to make the most of my new found wealth. 
 
 Of course, that was assuming this last test did n't kill us. 
 
 The captain's torch flickered, making the shadows dance as we drew to the cave's end. The door could n't have been more... normal, despite the scenery of moss and stone. Just a simple wooden block, a brass nob, and a plaque nailed at eye level. 
 
 We stopped before the door. My captain brushed dust and cobwebs off inscription, and translated the dead language. `` This door can only be opened... by a key which opens no doors.'' 
 
 I sighed, pinching the bridge of my nose. `` That's stupid. We ai n't got no keys. All we'ad was a map, a ship, and a shovel. We ai n't got none of those things now. Just the shirts on our backs, and that damn bird of yours.'' 
 
 His rainbow-colored pet squawked. `` That damn bird of yours.'' 
 
 Suddenly a lock clicked, and the door swung open all on its own. Beyond it lay a shadowed corridor, darker than sin. 
 
 My captain looked to his feathered friend. `` Well, I'm glad I got me this parakeet.''
