[ WP ] A left-handed redhead sits at a coffee shop . He eats a Reuben ( too heavy on the sauerkraut ) and a watery dill pickle . He doesn ’ t look out the window . He pays for his meal with a worn American Express card . Before he leaves , he writes a note on the check in blue Bic pen . What does it say ?

My dad recommended the Reuben. He had been telling me to come here all my life, and for some reason or another I always pass it by. 
 
 Thank you for the sandwich, it met the expectations that my father so amorously put on you guys, that including the heaping wads of sauerkraut – now I know the origin of my dad ’ s ( poor ) imitation and inspiration. 
 
 I ’ d love if the general manager could personally thank Michelle and her warm presence, this alone would make me want to come here on a daily basis. My dad always raved about the “ cozy atmosphere ” here, and I don ’ t feel far off saying that it comes solely from your employee Michelle. Thank you. 
 
 I put a hundred in the tip jar, and I made sure no one saw me do it, didn ’ t want to create a scene. I hope that ’ s enough. It ’ s the money I would ’ ve spent here if I were able to come regularly. 
 
 I have a funeral today, so sorry I seemed so reserved and apathetic. I really do love this place, I do, but I can ’ t come here anymore. 
 
 Thank you for everything, and good luck with the business. 

