[ EU ] There are water , earth , fire and airbenders . People often forget the other benders , such as woodbenders , alcoholbenders and fleshbenders . But you , you 're something unique : the First ****bender .

Ing and Una were climbing the mountain, and finally, exasperated, arrived to the temple. After a long trip they have reached their destination. The doors have opened, and they saw the master. He looked.... weird. 
 
 `` Greetings master, we are here to learn the art of bending! We heard you have mastered a special kind of bending, can you tell us what it is, and teach your art?'' 
 
 The Master took his cigar out of his mouth, swallowed some beer, and responded: 
 
 `` The kind of bending that I do can not be learned, you have to be build for that sort of thing. I'm the metal-tube bender! Or just Bender for short. Kiss my shiny metal ass!''
