[ WP ] Due to a mistranslation , you now need a valid dragon to enter Israel

**So I need a what now? ** 
 
 A dragon, sir. 
 
 **I do n't have one. ** 
 
 Then WIZARD YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ( laughs ) Sorry, I watched Lord Of The Rings with my kid last night. It was stuck in my head. 
 
 **I see. ** 
 
 Of course, if you were a wizard, you'd probably have a dragon, right? 
 
 **I do n't -- ** 
 
 Like I get it, maybe not all the time, because where would you put it? But what if you could reach into your pocket and pull out a dragon? And then he disappears when you're done? 
 
 **Wait, youre asking? ** 
 
 I mean, as long as you're here, and your flight back to Whereveryourefromistan does n't leave for another half hour. 
 
 **No, I'd rather use my powers to end war and suffering. To join all people together, all over the world. And there would be no more borders, no more passports -- ** 
 
 Look, just give me a thousand bucks and you can come in without a dragon. 
 
 **Sold! ** 
 
 ( studio audience applause ) ( fade to black )
