[ WP ] It 's becoming embarassingly apparent to everyone that you 've never actually killed a zombie before .

He felt the beads of perspiration forming on his forehead as his face began to turn a vivid red. His eyes darted from person to person searching desperately for a friendly face that was nowhere to be found. He opened his mouth hoping to find the words as he spoke. 
 
 `` Yeah, I came out the toilet a few days ago and saw... erm....this zombie trying to drink some water from the tap and he..'' 
 
 He was abruptly cut off by Julian, inarguably the toughest zombie killer on base, `` Zombies do n't drink water Dave'' 
 
 Dave's mind was racing, he could feel the net closing in, he only had seconds to think of a good excuse and try to divert the attention away from himself. 
 `` Yeah but he... the zombie... he....he'd just been to the toilet and he was washing his hands so he would n't get an infe...'' 
 
 `` Hang on a minute' Julian raised his hand and looked at Dave'Are you trying to tell us that a zombie sneaked onto our gated compound, past all the guards and alarms, only to walk into our Porta Potty to take a shit and wash his hands?'' 
 
 Dave felt he was about to pass out from pressure of a dozen eyes falling upon him. `` It might have just been a pee'' 
 
 `` What?'' Julian said in a threatening manner while moving forward. 
 
 `` I never said he took a shit I just said he went to the toilet'' Dave knew he had messed up as soon as the first word left his tongue. 
 
 Julian rushed forward to within inches of Dave's face `` Listen here Dave, the only reason you're on this base is because you told us you used to be in the military and had first hand experience battling with the undead. Now, you've been with us for four weeks and every time we get attacked you're nowhere to be found!'' 
 
 `` I get Irritable bowel syndrome and this means sometimes I fee..'' Dave could barely get the words out of his mouth before Julian grabbed him by the collar and started shouting again. 
 
 `` Dave this is a war! Do n't you understand?! People are dying! You have n't killed a single zombie have you? Dammit we lost two people yesterday!'' Julian stopped as a loud alarm started to blare. People began running to their defensive positions ready for the next wave. `` This is it! The big attack! Dave now is the time, now is the time to help. Forget everything and join us, grab your gun and let's go'' 
 
 Dave looked up at Julian, he heard the shrill screeches of the approaching undead horde. This was it, he had always been a runner but now was his time to be a fighter. He felt the passion rise up in him, he looked in Julian's eyes and screamed `` Let's do it! You're right, let's go!''. He ran and grabbed his gun, he checked his magazine and looked at Julian, a small smile grew on both the men's lips, this was it. They ran to the battlements together, just before they climbed the ladder Dave had time to say one last thing to Julian. 
 
 `` I've only got a BB gun, is that cool?'' 

