[ WP ] As a villager in an MMORPG , you 've grown increasingly jaded from every single hero easily completing your `` quest '' . You 've decided to actively sabotage them from now on ...

`` Fear not, my friend! I shall vanquish these infernal beasts you speak of!'' 
 
 I stand here. In this spot. It's... all I *can* do, mostly. The last Peasant who tried to `` break out'' ended up on the sharp end of a spear in the latest patch's new quest. No thank you. After all, The Creators were less forgiving than the Ur'zuakk encounter. 
 
 Back to the scene- I roll my eyes at this guy's level 1 bravado. We're talking about wolves the size of kittens. Their pelts are used for, like, gnome shoes or something. 
 
 But yeah, it's time for my line. Time to make mom proud. 
 
 `` Oh, thank the five gods... and thank *you*, pen15lol!'' 
 
... wait. Oh. 
 
 Really? 
 
 I would tell you that I cringed, but that would be a vast overstatement of my capacity to... do things. Remember how I rolled my eyes? Yeah, well that was a lie. I can do that, at least. I'm not bitter or anything. 
 
 Anyhow, animation is *expensive*, you know? That's what they told me. I do n't know that I believe them, but it's just me and my three-point walking path for now, so... 
 
 Mr. pen15lol starts to trot off in his oversized I-Bought-These-With-My-Allowance-Money pauldrons. I get an idea and it's a winner. 
 
 Ten minutes pass and he's back in my face with his obnoxious shoulderpad things. He tries to talk to me. I do n't respond. Yet. I wait a sold half-minute. 
 
 `` Greetings, pen15lol, has the deed been done?'' 
 
 He answers me. 
 
 `` Thank you, pen15lol! Here is your reward!'' I say, but it comes out sounding a lot like, `` Greetings, pen15lol, has the deed been done?'' 
 
 He answers me, but not before shouting what I can only assume to be some strange three-letter curse word at nobody in particular. 
 
 `` Thank you, pen15lol! Here is your reward!'' I say, but it -- well, I think you get the point. 
 
 pen15lol has left the server. 
 
 
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