[ WP ] An apartment building where the rent is payed in Reddit Karma

It was half an hour before my rent was due, and instead of working my ass off at the shitty restaurant I called my job, flaunting my ass for tips, I was on my computer instead. Doing nothing more than writing Reddit comments. 
 
 `` Come on,'' I muttered, hitting Send and watching it load. My eyes flicked to the karma count on the top of the screen. Even as I refreshed, the number remained the same. `` Fuck.'' 
 
 This was insane. I'd been posting so much that /u/Gallowboob would be proud. My comments were as strange as /u/_vargas_ and as unpredictable as /u/rogersimon10. 
 
 And yet, not one of my comments or posts ticked above 1 karma. 
 
 I was four hundred karma away from the amount I needed for rent. If I could n't muster up the payment, I would find myself on the streets; my landlord was not a very generous man. 
 
 Finally, out of sheer desperation, I clicked on a folder that held my rarest, funniest, karma-guaranteed posts. I uploaded them onto imgur and transferred them to Reddit. It took me a good while to come up with a witty title, but one soon came to me. Glancing at the clock, my heart sped up as I noticed I only had three minutes left. I held my breath, maneuvering my mouse to the Send button- 
 
 *Please wait eight minutes before posting. * 
 
 
 

