[ WP ] You have been a Teacher in Detroit for over twenty years . You have seen it all . The first few weeks of this new school year you get the best student and the worst student you have ever had together in the same class . On parent teacher day , you meet God and Satan . Their Sons are in your class .

`` Yo Satan, hows it been, still corrupting the minds of the innocent and pure?'' God asked as he walked into the room. I sighed realizing I had not one but supernatural beings to deal with. 
 
 `` God, I was surprised you sent a son of yours down to earth again, considering how it went last time.'' Satan joked. The sunny skies quickly became dark and stormy. 
 
 `` Why do n't we get this meeting started?'' God told me and I happily pulled up his son's file. 
 
 `` I'll start with your son God. He's getting straight A stars in every subjects, he is head of the music, art and drama clubs, he is captain of the rugby team, and he manages the school's budget for free. And he never skips the lunch queue. He's doubted by around half our students though, even though he's very trustworthy.'' I explained. 
 
 `` I know how that feels.'' God chuckled. 
 
 `` Now Mr. Satan?'' I began when I was interrupted. 
 
 `` Dr. Satan.'' Satan corrected. 
 
 `` Your son is a bit more troublesome. He has n't showed up to any of his classes except maths where he would be a model student if he did n't keep on trying to solve money^2 
. He keeps on setting fire to certain parts of the school and pushing children off the play equipment because he thought the angels would catch them.'' I told him. 
 
 `` Boys will be boys.'' Satan dismissed, and I realized arguing with such a malevolent force would be futile. 
 
 `` Hey God, I bet you ca n't microwave a burrito so hot even you ca n't eat it.'' Satan taunted as the two of them left the classroom. 
 
 `` I'm not fooling for that one again.'' God replied causing Satan to let out a guilty chuckle.
