[ WP ] ( WIN PIZZA for best prompt ) You live up in a world where all people are 'your kind ' - like-minded , and similar to you , for better or worse . Show me around .

I'm so excited you're here! This is the best day ever. Can I get you a drink? Are you hot? Cold? Need a snack? Need a nap? ( We're coming up on the 2 p.m. nap hour, so we'll have to hurry along a bit. ) We're all super nice here to the point of overbearing! Also really fucking stoked about everything! Let's start the tour! 
 
 As you look around, you'll notice that everyone lives in shitty one-bedrooms with their cats. Let's head inside one and see what's up. 
 
 Oh hey, Anxious Annie. Thanks for letting us have a look inside. No, we're not thirsty. Yeah, I'm a bit chilly but I'm sure I'll warm up shortly. No, I do n't need a snack at the moment. Thanks so much though! 
 
 As you can see, clothes are strewn all over. It's our way of decorating. Do n't forget to say hi to the cat. What's that, Annie? Oh no, we're not worried about the mess ( she apologizes every time ) and we wo n't look in the kitchen. ( It's mostly just dirty dishes, pizza boxes and recycling. ) Thanks for letting us stop by! 
 
 Ah, you'll have to excuse me for a second. It's been 47 minutes since I heard from my boyfriend so I need to make sure he's still alive. Also I think I forgot to lock the door back at my place. I do n't remember checking it seven times before we left. Look over there — OCD Opal is doing our `` lock up seven up'' traditional dance with her front door now. 
 
 Oh yeah, I forgot to mention the mood swings. They can be a bit rough on strangers but I promise they pass. What? No, I'm not crying. I just want you to love me. I'm just really upset right now and I'm having a hard time. There's Panic Attack Penny waiting for the bus. No, do n't look!!! I'm totally going to avoid her because I'm awkward as shit. 
 
 Anyway, it's time for Daily Nap # 2. Wo n't you join me? I'll snuggle you so hard you ca n't breathe and my cat will sit on your head to finish you off. I'm so glad you're here!!!
