[ WP ] A man brings a gun to a bank . Do anything you please onwards .

`` EVERYBODY GET ON THE FLOOR, THIS IS A BANK ROBBERY!'' The robber shouted, brandishing a Glock overhead. To his surprise, neither the tellers nor the customers responded, but rather carried about their business as usual. 
 
 `` Sir,'' chimed in a mousy teller in a soft voice, `` could you please keep your voice down? You're disturbing the other customers.'' 
 
 `` Are you deaf?! Did n't you hear me? This is a robbery!'' 
 
 `` Sir, if you'd like to make a withdrawal, please form a line where the sign indicated and wait for one of the tellers to call you forward please.'' 
 
 The robber looked back at the sign, there were several people already waiting `` I... oh for fucks sake, fine.'' The robber, still wearing his mask, formed up behind them and waited five minutes to be called by the same teller who had hushed him before. 
 
 `` Okay you little shit, now put all the money in the bag or I'll blow your brains out.'' 
 
 `` Do you have a withdrawal form?'' 
 
 `` I... what? Listen you dumb bitch, do n't you understand that I'm robbing you?'' 
 
 `` Well I ca n't give you any money unless you have the proper withdrawal form. Please go fill one out at the island and go to the back of the line. 
 
 The robber tried to give her a threatening glare and brandish his pistol, but she had already called the next customer, a fat, middle aged woman who was briskly making her way up to the teller. 
 
 `` Out of my way, I'm in a hurry.'' 
 
 `` Fuck you, lady!'' 
 
 The woman, no more than 5 feet tall, drew herself with a contemptuous pomp and shoved him out of the way. The robber, helpless, grumbled and went to the island, shoved his pistol into his trousers took a withdrawal form and wrote `` I am robbing you. Give me all of your money.'' Another wait in the line, made longer because one of the tellers went on break, had passed and he came to the same teller a second time. 
 
 `` You have n't filled this out properly.'' 
 
 `` God damn it, has everyone gone insane!?'' 
 
 `` Look, sir, I can fill out a new withdrawal form for you, if you do n't know how to do it yourself.'' 
 
 `` That fucking does it!'' The robber reached back again for his gun. He patted around for it, but could n't find it anywhere `` Where the fuck's my gun?!'' 
 
 `` Gun? Sir, you did see the sign outside, did n't you? Firearms are n't permitted within the premises.'' 
 
 `` B-but I brought it in with me!'' 
 
 `` I ca n't imagine you would have sir, it's not allowed.'' 
 
 `` I... fuck. I give up. I'm going now'' 
 
 `` Sir! before you go.'' 
 
 `` What is it?'' 
 
 `` Would you like to sign up for a checking account? It comes with a free iPad!'' 

