[ WP ] So apparently , I swear a ****ing lot .

So apparently, I swear a ****ing lot. 
 
 Wait, what the ****? 
 
 ****. 
 
 ****! 
 
 WHAT THE ****, WHY CA N'T I SAY ****!? 
 
 **** -- not that, either, what about ****? No, ****! Son of a *****! WHAT THE **** WHY CA N'T I SAY ANYTHING! Someone, please, help, there's something ****ed up here, I ca n't seem to get a ****ing word out and I'm freaking the **** out! Please, for ****'s sake, somebody, do something! Now! ***** ****ing *****! I do n't know what's happening! PLEASE, HELP, I CA N'T ****ING LIVE LIKE THIS! ****! ****! ****! ****! **********! ************! ****! FART! TURD! ****! 
 
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