[ WP ] They 're walking up the stairs , he can sense them . Lucky for him , he 's been training his entire life for this moment .

`` Ahhhh! Harder, Harder!'' screamed the woman covering the man's crotch. She was dressed in bunny ears in a red dress with her breasts dangling from under her gaped jaw. Time travel inside me. It's my all time favorite porno. I was at my peak. My mind blank. Hand on penis. Fapping made me feel like time stopped and I had gone to heaven. 
 
 They're walking up the stairs, he can sense them. Lucky for him, he's been training his entire life for this moment. 
 
 Suddenly, he comes back to reality. The front door of the house slams shut. Someone is home. 
 
 He throws his bed covers over his crotch, mutes his computer, and switches to a fresh new google tab. 
 
 His stepfather enters the room. `` You best not be fappin' boi! Its a sin!''
