[ wp ] You stumble upon a genie in a bottle , instead of granting three wishes he gives you three choices . End world hunger , stop all current and future wars or find out what 's in the box .

The genie coughed heartily, clearing his throat with a booming cough directed into his large hands. `` So,'' he clapped his hands together, emphasizing the importance of what he was about to say. `` End world hunger.'''' His long index finger jumped up as he suggested the first option. `` End all current and future wars.'''' The middle finger appeared next to it's neighbour. `` Or you can -'' `` What's in the box?'' `` -have... excuse me?'' I realised the sudden mention of the object which had my attention this whole time had caught him by surprise. Pointing towards the beautiful ornate box which he was sitting beside, I attempted to clarify. `` The box, what's inside it?'''' `` That's nothing important, do n't get distracted. Or you can-'' `` I want to know what's in the box.'' `` -choose... why?'' `` Well, you're a genie. We've seen what you keep inside lamps, imagine what must fit inside a box!'' It sounded perfectly logical in my mind. The old genie sighed and opened his box containing two cheese sandwiches and a bottle of water. `` Are you happy now?''
