[ WP ] A law firm has to fight itself in court

The judge looked at me as if he had stumbled upon something so horrific and strange that the sight would leave himself completely stupefied for the rest of his life. But I did n't relent. 
 
 `` Your honor, as I was saying my client's intellectual property rights were violated when HDCreations Inc., decided not to contribute the work to Mr. Shawns and decided to back from their price for settlement as agreed.'' 
 
 I took a deep breath, and raised my right hand. The rattling eyes gazed at me from its fabric covered head. I cleared my throat and found the right higher pitch. 
 
 `` I object, Your Honor! The settlement, mentioned by Mr. Shawns' attorney, is a fabrication and further documentation clearly shows that Mr. Shawns was commissioned for his work and does not have any legal right to contribution.'' 
 
 As I was about to retort, the judge's gavel hammered with the intent to kill. 
 
 `` WILL YOU AND... YOUR SOCK!... PLEASE APPROACH THE BENCH!''
