[ EU ] A charcter from the Pokemon world finds a way back and forth to our universe , and is horrified by our ways of life .

`` I'd like to buy a potion please.'' 
 
 `` Sir, this is a pharmacy, not a magic store.'' 
 
 `` I know, what kind of pharmacy does n't even have potions these days.'' 
 
 *Later* 
 
 `` Oh my gosh! is that a Lillipup? You must be a trainer, an since our eyes met we have to battle now.'' 
 
 `` What? No, this is just my Yorkshire terrier.'' 
 
 `` Is that a new type of Pokemon? Now I have to defeat you to find out where to get one. Go, Charizard. Use Blast Burn!'' 
 
 *5 seconds later* 
 
 `` Holy shit! What did you do to my dog?!?! You killed my pet you monster!'' 
 
 `` Do n't worry he just fainted, just take him to nurse joy to restore his HP.'' 
 
 `` Are you insane! My dog is a pile of ash now! How is a vet going to help in this situation?'' 
 
 `` You do n't have Pokemon centers here? What kind of backwards place is this? Maybe if you leveled him up more this would n't have happened. How many fights has he been in?'' 
 
 `` I do n't have my pet fight other people's pets! No one does!'' 
 
 `` What kind of trainer are you if you do n't use your Pokemon to fight! That's it. I'm outta here. Smell ya later!''
