[ WP ] You get snowed in with your least favourite Disney character , who makes it their goal to spread the magic of friendship .

`` I ca n't believe it, of all the people to get stuck here with, it has to be YOU!'' 
 
 `` Oh do n't say that buddy, s'more?'' 
 
 `` Oh for fucks sake, we're trapped underneath who knows how many metric fuck tonnes of snow, in the middle of nowhere. AND YOU WANT SM'ORES AND RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES AND FRIENDSHIP?'' 
 
 `` Just calm down will you take a seat, and just wait it out.'' 
 
 `` Just fuck you.'' 
 
 `` You do n't mean that buddy.'' 
 
 `` I swear if you call me that again...'' 
 
 `` You'll what? Hit me? Kill me? I can defend myself remember?'' 
 
 `` THEN WHY DO N'T YOU DO SOMETHING TO GET US OUT OF HERE!?'' 
 
 `` And why ca n't you just relax and trust in the Force that we'll get out of when we do?'' 
 
 `` Not this shit again. Hey, here's an idea, you're the fucking Chosen One right? Meant to be the most powerful Force wielding being? GET US FUCKING OUT OF HERE!'' 
 
 `` It's not that simple..'' 
 
 `` Fuck you Anakin.'' 
 
 `` S'more?''
