[ EU ] Christopher Robin returns to the Hundred Acre Wood to systematically eliminate his childhood friends .

The sun peaked through the clouds as Christopher Robin stepped out of his car. He slammed the door shut with a loud thud and started making his way into the wood. He had done this a thousand times before but today felt different, the sun was not as warm, nor was it as bright. The trees that he once called his playground were dead, the branches reaching towards the sky like brittle fingers grasping for help. Everything about the hundred acre wood that he had once loved now filled him with dread and disgust. He stopped momentarily to look around `` What am i doing?'' He muttered to himself before gathering his nerve and continuing into the wood. 
 
 From the bushes a slight rustling could be heard, Chris was already on edge so almost instantly his hand was in his pocket and he was facing the bush. Whatever had been there was there no longer. `` He told us to wait, but i had a plan'' A voice called out from behind him. Christopher robin spun on his heel once more and took a step back. He was cautious but he could n't help but feel a softness for the old friend that stood before him. 
 
 `` Rabbit. It's been a long time'' Chris says almost full of guilt as he smiles softly at the creature before him. Rabbit was no longer the cute bunny he once was. His eyes were blood red and strained, his flesh was stringy and strained, this was not the Rabbit of days gone by, and the look on his face all but conformed this. `` Where's Pooh?'' Chris called out his smile now faded from his face. 
 
 `` That does n't matter'' Rabbit said. `` You wo n't get to see him'' Rabbit then lunged at Chris but without a second thought Chris pulled his hand from his pocket revealing a large pistol. With two shots and a bang that echoed for miles Rabbit now lay on the floor. Chris's hands were shaking but he knew Rabbit was n't dead not yet. He walked over to his old friend, who was currently choking on his own blood. Kneeling on the ground he placed a hand on rabbit's chest. `` I guess i do n't get play'' With a final shot Rabbit now lay lifeless his blood seeping into the dirt around him. Chris climbed back to his feet with a heavy heart and moved on silently. 
 
 His encounters with many of his other friends were much the same, and with the afternoon drawing on Christopher Robin had killed Rabbit, Owl, Kanga, Roo and Eeyore though the latter was more willing to accept his fate than the others. The sun was starting to set and Chris was exhausted. He had yet to find the bear but he knew he could not leave without seeing him. He took a moment to rest sitting against a nearby tree. as he attempted to catch his breath he was greeted by yet another creature. A grotesque boar dripping with slop and smelling of death crept through the bushes until it stood face to face with Christopher Robin. IT teeth were long and mangled and its eyes were as black as night. 
 
 `` Oh Dear'' The pig spat towards Chris. Chris' eyes were wide with shock. Of all the friends he had to face this was one he never expected. 
 
 `` Piglet, what happened to you?'' for a second the small boy that used to play in hundred acre wood was back, and he was scared, what had become of his friend and why had he changed so much. 
 
 `` What happened? If you were hear you'd know Christopher Robin'' Piglet spat more words and with them came small chunks of rotting food. 
 
 `` I could n't stay forever, Piglet'' Chris almost squeaked, his staunch determination softening as he sat watching what had become of the innocent little Piglet. 
 
 `` You lied to us Christopher!'' The venom in Piglet's word was vile, they cut through Chris like a knife and the stench of Piglets breath made him sick to his stomach. 
 
 `` I'm sorry'' Chris choked out as he sat, he back pressed firmly against the tree. 
 
 `` No you're not'' Without warning Piglet charged at Chris, as fat as he was the Pig was nimble. With a squeal he thrust his head into Chris chest winding him before he had a chance to climb up. As Chris reached in his pocket for the gun, Piglet bit down on his arm with tremendous force and began to grind his teeth breaking the skin and cracking the bone. Chris let out a blood curdling scream. He had never felt pain this severe. In desperation he began slamming his fist into the head of Piglet but this was to no avail. All Piglet did was grind his teeth more and bite down harder. No matter how Christopher struggled he could not escape Piglet's grasp. In a moment of clarity among the horrific pain he saw into piglets black eyes and what he saw was sadness, a deep sadness, a desperate sadness. As quick as the clarity came it also went and in a split second Chris drove his thumb directly into the Pigs eye. Piglet cried out in pain and finally released his grip. Christopher Robin kicked the Pig away and stumbled to his feet. While Piglet was still reeling he received a swift stomp to the head and collapsed on the floor. However Christopher did not stop here Boot after boot drove itself into Piglet's skull and soon his cries turned whimpers and soon after that they stopped completely. All that was left of piglet was the pulp on Christopher's shoe. 
 
 In the moments following, Christopher fashioned a sling from his jacket and took his gun in his good hand. He was close now, he could feel it, he would see the bear soon but there was still one left. 
 
 the night was now thick, the black of night hung over the wood as Chris stumbled through shrubs and nettles until finding his way to a clearing. Soon he saw it. Pooh's tree, not nearly as big as he remembered, but Chris was a lot smaller back then, they all were. `` Hoo hoo hoo, what do we have here?'' 
 
 `` Tigger'' Chris did not want this. 
 
 `` Killing Christopher's is what Tiggers do best.'' With that Christopher Robin emptied the gun into Tigger's chest. He had no patience for this. The bloodied corpse of the decrepit Tigger was all that stood between Christopher Robin and the bear. He knew it. 
 
 `` Fuck you Tigger'' He said as he climbed over the blood soaked creature. It was finally time for Christopher to face what he had come for. Pooh's friends had been killing visitors to the wood in an attempt to draw him back and he needed to put a stop to it. Only Pooh was left now. Stepping under a growth of branches and dead leaves Christopher was met by something he thought he would never see. His childhood friend. No different to when he had last seen him. He was crying and curled up in a ball on the floor. `` Pooh Bear?'' the bear heard the voice of his best friend and with a sniff he wiped his nose and turned to face Chris. 
 
 `` Christopher Robin?'' He smiled a wide smile and ran over to his best friend. The two embraced and hugged for a long while for the second time tonight Christopher Robin felt himself regress to the child that played in these wood all those years ago. `` I missed you'' 
 
 `` I missed you too Pooh'' Tears began to stream down Chris' face. `` why did you do it? Why did you attack those people'' Chris asked out of sorrow. 
 
 `` I did n't do it, it was the others'' Pooh exclaimed. 
 
 `` You've always been the one in charge Pooh'' Chris was not convinced. 
 
 `` They would n't listen to me, i told them you'd always be with us but they would n't listen.'' Pooh cried into Chris' arms. `` I told them what you told me, if we were ever apart. You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. If we're ever apart we'll still be together but they did n't listen'' Pooh was inconsolable, the despicable actions of his friends followed by the loss of those very same friends was more than he could bear. `` Why did n't you come back Christopher?'' 
 
 `` I'm here now'' was the only response he could muster. He felt just as responsible for this as any of the others. `` I'm sorry Pooh'' 
 
 `` Me too'' Pooh said, he tears finally stopping. He stepped back away from Christopher. `` Finish your job Christopher Robin'' Pooh said, almost coldly. 
 
 `` No. You're not like the others, you're good and brave and kind.'' Chris was astounded by what his friend had just told him. 
 
 `` But now i'm alone'' Pooh cried. 
 
 `` You've got me'' Chris could n't bear this. 
 
 `` No i do n't, you're too old for us, there is no place for us in your life anymore Pooh had made up hind at this point 
 
 `` Pooh'' Chris was defeated. 
 
 `` I still love you Christopher and I'll always be there. i'll always be with you. I'll always be with you.''
