[ WP ] Turning your girlfriend into a pumpkin was the last straw . Your wizard house-guest has DEFINITELY overstayed his welcome .

Before I start, I'm going to say that I really liked this topic. 
 
 
 The alarm went off, snapping me out of a dream that I can not quite remember now. All I know was it was awesome and being torn from it already put a bad start to my day. 
 
 Immediately, my nostrils were filled with what smelt like a pumpkin spiced latte. I looked to the right side of my bed to see if Bethany had grabbed a pie or maybe a frappecino for me, to see that lying beside me was just a pumpkin lying on my girlfriend's old, worn pajamas. No, he would n't, would he? I got up from my bed quickly to suddenly hear someone singing, that song from Iron Man, you know, by ACDC? Anyway, I ran to the kitchen to see that my wizard house-guest was sitting at the kitchen table, playing a single guitar that looked as though it cost more than a car. 
 
 `` Oh, Tony, it's good to see you. Why do n't you sit down, I've got some food cooking.'' I looked to my right to see a giant bald dog with blood-red skin and trumpets for eyes using a spatula-paw to cook some weird, glowing yellow chunks of burrito meat. It looked like the Devil's diarrhea after a night of Taco Bell. 
 
 `` Frank, why is my girlfriend a pumpkin?!'' I yelled at him. He ignored my question and started to play the song from Game of Thrones perfectly, as he added his own lyrics. 
 
 `` I'm a, effing wizard, I am cool. I am cool, dude, I am cool, dude, I am cool, cool cool. Cool dude, I am a real-ly cool wizard.'' I grabbed the guitar out of his hand, only for it to turn to purple and gold glitter in my hands. 
 
 `` Goddamnit Frank! Answer me or I'm going to shove this... glitter up your rear end.'' I wondered, if I got it in there, would it turn back into a guitar? 
 
 `` She called me ugly.'' The all powerful wizard told to me as he sulked like a five year old girl who was told she can not have the bear she wanted. His great, golden brown beard changed color to match the color of Cheddar cheese. 
 
 `` She called your robe ugly. What do you expect, it was purple and had weird creatures all over it like a bad pair of pajamas. You do n't turn someone into a pumpkin for that!'' I pointed at the abomination in the other room. `` And what the Hell is that thing in my kitchen?!'' 
 
 `` He's a rescue. His owner used to test spells on him.'' Frank told me, nonchalantly. 
 
 `` You mean to tell me that used to be a regular dog?'' I asked, exasperated as the monstrosity turned toward me. Suddenly, its eye-horns honked and I nearly jumped out of my skin. 
 
 `` I do n't know. I just thought it looked pretty cool.'' 
 
 `` Frank, I ca n't keep you here anymore. I can not do this anymore, I simply can not. First, you turn my TV into a weird tentacle monster, then you give my car legs. Now you've done this to Beth and, that's just enough. You need to get out.'' 
 
 `` But what if I turn her back?'' He asked, starting to cry weird, orange tears which dissolved my floorboards when they dripped onto them. 
 
 `` It's more than that. Tell your uncle Merlin I'm sorry, but I'm tired of you. No favor is worth this.'' 
 
 `` You'll miss me, so if you want me back, call from this phone on your bed.'' Suddenly, Frank turned into some sort of green vapor that crept out my window. I looked in my bedroom to see that Beth was still a pumpkin, but there was now a phone right next to her. The weird dog thing was still in my kitchen. 
 
 I started to wonder if any nearby pounds would take it. 
 
 And now, I'm wondering if Bethany is worth bringing Frank back into my life.
