[ WP ] Summarize a well-known war as if it was a barfight between countries .

It was full house in the Earth Bar. The year was 1914 and there was a drinking contest going on 
 
 `` Alright boys! First one to finish his beer buys the other'' Bosnia yelled, looking down at Austria-Hungry and Serbia as they faced off. `` 3..2..1...'' Before Bosnia could finish counting, Serbia slipped something into his opponents drink. 
 
 `` What the hell was that?'' Austria-Hungry stopped `` I'm not drinking with this cheat, did you see what he slipped into my drink?'' before anyone could respond, he'd gotten up and walked to the other side of the bar. 
 
 Bosnia stared at Serbia. `` Fine'' Serbia grumbled, as he picked up two beers and walked over to Austria-Hungry. `` This ones on me'' he said placing the beer before his fellow drunk. Austria-Hungry inspected it closely but could see nothing out of place. He took a sip, and then a gulp. And then he threw up all over. 
 
 `` You bastard! You drugged me. I knew I should n't have trusted you'' Austria Hungry screamed. He'd now gotten the attention of the entire bar. `` I'm going to fucking kill you!'' Austria-Hungry dived at Serbia. 
 
 Russia, who'd been watching from afar nodded at France as he made his way to his feet. `` Oh where do you think you're going'' Russia turned to see Germany staring right at him `` You think I'm going to let Serbia get beat up, he's much smaller than that brute Austria Hungry'' `` I Would n't do that if I were you'' Germany barred Russia's path. `` You're not going to stop me'' Russia replied. 
 
 Germany swung a fist wildly at Russia, before turning his attention to France who had been advancing towards them. `` You deal with the Triple Entente you had better be ready to deal with all us'' Germany swung at France. 
 
 `` Okay this is getting quite out of hand'' The older man in the room jumped into action, his sons behind him. `` Fuck Off'' Germany replied `` You heard me.'' Britain replied, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand and Canada stood close behind. Together the group charged Germany 
 
 Italy stood close by, `` Germany my friend, we have always been close, but I will not help when you and Austria-Hungry make fools of yourself'' 
 
 Bystanders were dragged in at random, and soon Japan, Nepal, Portugal, Romania and somehow Italy had joined the fight against now double alliance of Germany and Austria-Hungry. However Germany was a big man, and he simply shrugged off blow after blow growing stronger and stronger and the combined force of all these men could not take him down. 
 
 Off in the corner of the bar there was still a bystander. He'd not been drawn into the fighting yet, but that was about to change. `` Tag me in boys!'' The United States of America joined the battle. 
 
 Finally the tides began to turn, and blow after blow knocked the combined forces of Germany and Austria Hungry back and back, falling into desperation until finally they collapsed in a heap. Russia nodded at his allied and backed himself away. 
 
 America, Britain, Japan, Italy and France. Left the bar, and found another `` Versailles'' it was called, and it was there they formed a pact and drunk together celebrating their victory. 
 
 From his collapsed heap Germany slowly rose back up, took a sip of his beer and yelled `` You better watch out. I will be back!'' 
 
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