[ WP ] The `` about the author '' backflap at the back of the bible

God, who came into existence Jehovah Jireh, THE GREAT I AM, the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, resides in Heaven, Maine, and first began writing when he created all of existence and summarily created writing as well. 
 
 Some of his best known works include The Old Testament, The New Testament ( both including in this compendium Bible ), and Mine Own Guide to Heavenly Cuisine, alongside several best-selling children's books that enjoyed brief circulation, such as `` Do I Exist? DO YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY? ``, and `` Parables.'' ( Later adapted to be included alongside the Bible. ) 
 
 In his spare time, he enjoys creation, destruction, and long walks carrying people on his shoulders across beaches. He is responsible for everything that ever existed or ever will exist, and has multiple degrees in every discipline including those not known to man, with a smattering of doctorates in Psychology, Philosophy, and unsurprisingly, Theology. 
 
 Fellow author and researcher in similar fields Morning Star, more renowned under his pseudonym Satan, had this to say about his esteemed contemporary's long list of achievements: 
 
 `` They're all lies. Including His existence. Follow me instead. You can trust me.'' 
 
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