[ WP ] Write a eulogy for yourself . Then at the end , write what is written on your tombstone .

He was single, loved by many ( women ), hated by more ( women ). His last words were to apologize for all the broken hearts he caused. I'm sorry that's a lie but I know thats what he would have wanted. Wanted me to say anyway. He did n't have job even though he was in college for 6 years and had two degrees. He died with no regrets, well maybe taking that breathalyzer when charged with a DUI. In his defense cops can be tricky. Curse them, they drove him to this. Who would've guessed he would die in a hang gliding accident on a remote island. He was voted most likely to be famous his senior yr of high school, and famous he was. Maybe only around his hometown. Maybe only around campus and his fraternity brothers. This picture still brings a tear to my eye, ( shows picture of me riding down the third floor stairs on a mountain bike in my underwear. ) Everyone starts tearing up. He always was outgoing, full of life, and all around great guy. Except his bad qualities... but those only showed when he was drunk. His only possesions he wanted willed away was his pirated movie collection on the stolen macbook he and his roommates shared. The second item was his doberman pinscher name Dillinger ( after the great bank robber ) and the third and final item, his actual movie poster of the movie public enemies which inspired the dog's name. All three items go to...... His dog, dillinger. Run away doggy, you own yourself now, ( dog begins to run ) and do n't forget your poster and macbook. ( dog returns and begins watching stepbrothers on the casket ) Well, He always knew this day would come sooner than later. 
 
 Only the good ( good visibly crossed out ) self proclaimed awesome die young.
