[ WP ] A regular person refuses to become a superhero because ... .. ?

Another win due to his extraordinary skill. 
 
 Mike licked the cheeto dust from his bulbous fingers, sniffing loudly as he waited for to be connected to a new game. Suddenly, his screen flashed, changing to red and he narrowed his piggy eyes. Spam? A virus? Malware? Not with his top notch security software! 
 
 He leaned back in his chair, grunting with annoyance as black text started scrolling across the screen. At the same time, he heard a low hum emanating from what seemed to be his computer- while mist started rapidly filling the room from an unknown source. 
 
 What was this? He started as he finally registered the sound and the odd mist curling around his legs. Obviously no ordinary virus. He leaned forward on his chair, sweat beading on his forehead - quickly beginning to read. 
 
 `` You, Michael James Hutchinson, have been randomly chosen by us, your creators, to take on a new responsibility for mankind. You will be blessed with powers of the most extraordinary kind- in order to make this world a better place. Do you choose to accept this responsibility on behalf of-'' 
 
 The computer finally accepted his input. Mike stopped mashing the escape key as the sound, the screen and the mist inexplicably vanished and the hero select screen flashed up just in time. 
 
 He breathed a sigh of relief. That was close, his team would have lost without him. Mike smirked, took a swig of dew and settled down to win again. 

