[ WP ] A Man dies and expects to go either Heaven or Hell , only to be told by an Angel that he already was in Hell and now his punishment is over

`` You're sure?'' I scratched my head. It could n't possibly be true. I'd had a good life... I'd achieved many things that other people could only even dream of. Hell, I was famous for chrissake! 
 
 `` We're quite sure,'' the angel assured me, face as serious as stone. `` The good news is, after having served your full and unabridged sentence of endless torture, embarrassment, and disappointment, we've determined that you're ready to be introduced to the grace of heaven.'' 
 
 `` Well... I... I'm not sure what to say,'' I admitted. I really did n't. I was n't even sure how to feel, let alone how to turn those feelings into words. `` You're absolutely sure this life -- the life I just lived -- was hell?'' 
 
 `` I'd say so, sir,'' The angel replied, shaking his head. `` I mean, to be hated by every single human being on the face of the planet... That sounds like hell to me.'' 
 
 I blinked. `` I do n't remember that part.'' 
 
 `` Oh, I assure you. That part was very real. Now, if you'd please tell me your full name so I can verify your identity?'' 
 
 `` I... seriously, HELL?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' The angel tapped his foot impatiently. `` Name, please?'' 
 
 `` Oh. Uh. Chad. Chad Kroeger.''
