[ WP ] Summarize a well-known war as if it was a barfight between countries .

# The Russian Civil War 
 
 A father and his two of-age twin sons walk into a bar. 
 
 The father orders three of the same drinks for him and his twins. 
 
 One of the twins, dressed in red clothing, states he'd rather order his own drink than drink what his father wants everyone to drink. 
 
 The other twin agrees with his brother, but stays mostly quiet. 
 
 The father, already getting drunk, says he does n't care. 
 
 The defiant twin, angry with his father that had oppressed and beaten him for years, punches his father. 
 
 His father punches back, and the twin and his father get in a fight. 
 
 The other twin cheers his brother on. 
 
 The defiant twin eventually takes a bar stool and bashes his father's head over it, causing him to bleed. 
 
 The quiet twin asks his brother why he did that, and says he will go contact the police. 
 
 The defiant twin, broken and frustrated, attacks his brother. 
 
 After a fight that lasts for an hour and a half, the mostly quiet twin loses the fight. 
 
 The defiant twin orders vodka, which he drinks while looking over his unconscious relatives.
