[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

I could not believe it 
 As I heard the voice say that horrible utterance I was shocked. The President of the United States. The voice was certainly his. I was confused and whatever I said gave him a malevolent pleasure that came as a drone 
 
 -... 
 -Why do you think I became president, kid? 
 My silence must have irritated him. 
 -Welcome to my world, bitch. Hello anyone there?'XXXFADEMASTER420XXX' are you there? Fade Master? 
 
 The way he read into my name hurt. Each syllable abusing me more than the previous. Echs. Echs. Echs. I asked what for. 
 -Have n't you been paying attention? The NSA? Snowden? I have my eyes on you. Right now my assistant is handing my your file.. 
'Cruz, sir Michael Cruz.' an assistant was overheard 
 -..Michael -thank you Joe you're doing a good job- Jason I have my eyes on you. You're on my shit list now buddy. 
 
 I asked what was happening. 
 
 -Hey Dum-Dum ca n't you see? Your done. Finito. Bye bye pal. Once you are on the list there is no going back. 
 
 My heart sank. Every day since my life has been hell. Every day I am now to sit in my living room from 8am til 8pm looking for a notification telling me that'10TonTrain' in on and then destroy me until he gets bored of trashing me ingame and over the mic and leaves. If I sit there and do n't fight back he has a man come to my door and remind me that my families life is at stake. They do n't know. 

