[ WP ] After dying , God asks you : `` So , how was heaven ? ''

`` Jesus this is bright'' 
 
 `` Watch your language dude, Lords name, kids show, all that. Anyway, how was Heaven?'' 
 
 Somehow I can just tell that its God speaking to me. 
 
 `` I've got a lot of mixed reviews from it.'' 
 
 `` What the hell, I mean what the heck were you thinking! Heaven was terrible! War, famine, disease, what a mess!'' 
 
 God sighed. 
 
 `` Jesus Crist Paul, I told you that that stupid prank was n't funny. Like 2000 years ago the dude decided it would be funny to mix around the words'Earth' and Heaven in the bible. Anyway, welcome to Heaven I guess'' 
 
 `` What? Are n't you omniscient? How do you forget things?'' 
 
 `` I'm still getting the hang of it alright I'm 1000 in God years, you have to divide by seven, I'm basically a baby in God world I try my hardest okay. Jeez, mortals these days am I right son.'' 
 
 Jesus materialized. 
 
 `` Yeah sure'' 
 
 I walk away to join the ranks of singing angels and what not, and hear Gods fait laugh in the distance. 
 
 `` Mortals, so gulible. Giving them free will was the funniest thing I've ever done. Good idea Tommy. I mean Jesus.''
