[ WP ] What is the origin story of Hedonism bot ? Who made such an unusual robot and why ?

The year is 2348. After centuries of technological innovation reshaping human society, labor and production is now overwhelmingly automated. Finding themselves with an unprecedentedly large amount of free time, humanity begins to explore its baser, not-terribly-appropriate instincts. Intoxication, fornication, and general hedonism run rampant through the streets, and humanity seems destined to spiral downward into a pit of utter depravity. 
 
 Until one day, the now-renowned Dr. B.J. Fingerbottom decided it had to stop. If this behavior continued, within a decade humanity would be lost; all the work we had put into the arts and sciences, government, philosophy, everything that made our civilization great, would be overrun by a writhing mob of drinking and fucking. And that's all that the alien races we had just begun to encounter would know us for: drinking and fucking. While there are worse reputations to have, Fingerbottom knew that *we could be better*. 
 
 In a fit of desperation, he looked backwards in time, back several hundred years to the dawn of the 21st century, and Reality TV. He noted that, if humans had these figures to look to, individuals who were so outrageously over-the-top in their ridiculousness, they would be less likely to pursue such behavior themselves - preferring to live vicariously through their TV icons. So the good doctor set to work, creating a robot to save the human race from itself. After a year of effort ( it would have been three weeks, but hey, orgies, man ) he finally revealed his greatest creation to the world. 
 
 Hedonism bot. 
 
 He began his spree of depravity, the likes of which had never been seen before, immediately. Fucking everything that moved and half the things that do n't. Drinking beer, wine, liquor, and squirrels. Smoking through his robo-ass. Essentially creating a live-action production of The Aristocrats, only with a couple more gears and servos. 
 
 Humanity stood back in awe. They watched his exploits, and swiftly realized that they could never compete with such unparalleled indulgence. And so they carried on, reverting to their old ways of going to work, slacking off for eight hours, doing fifteen minutes of actual work, going home, and turning on the TV to live vicariously through the debauchery of Hedonism bot. The rates of STD transmission, unplanned pregnancy, and prolapsed/distended rectums plummeted overnight. Humanity was once again free to pursue higher forms of fulfillment. 
 
 And that, children, is the story of how Hedonism bot saved the human race.
