[ WP ] Describe your everyday morning routine in the most badass way possible .

I open my eyes and everything quickly comes back to me. I recall what I had done last night, and I reach out to deal with my alarm clock, but it is just out of reach. I curse under my breath and step out of bed to silence the blaring alarm clock. Such a devious yet effective ploy to force my hand. 
 
 Resigning to facing the bright rays of the sun outside I pull open the blinds, squinting as if I am in a Western movie about to shoot the bad guy. Or am I the bad guy? 
 
 I shake my head and move to the toilet, a white chamber where light seems to bounce off every surface relentlessly while I deal with some unfinished business from the night before. I pick up my phone to catch up on the latest who's done what and where of the day, but the clock indicates I am running late so I rush through the shower, followed by using the minty blue to make my breath more presentable. Such is the world we live in, and I have to stay on top. 
 
 I say a little prayer and don my clothes. One arm shoots through the sleeve followed by the other, then the head. One leg kicks its way down through the pants followed by the other. Such is my stamina, and I do nothing half way. 
 
 I head out, grabbing my sandwich and kissing her goodbye before stepping out the door into the open air. World, you had better be ready for me, because I am ready to make things happen, whether you desire it or not.
