[ WP ] Every god ever worshiped by humanity exists . All of them live in a city in the sky and run everything that happens . However , many arguments arise over who gets to do what .

Dear Son, 
 
 This is such a mess, all these impudent minor gods, walking around and ruining the entertainment that I built 13 billion years ago. I had no idea how they escaped the imaginations of humanity but boy were they annoying. At first, I thought I could handle them by putting everyone into a city, and building a hierarchy of power so that the universe is governed well. I divided the universe up, and gave them certain areas of space that they were allowed to monitor and control, but the ones left in the city were very annoying. To start off with, Zeus and Odin wake up everyday and deem that there can only be one `` SKyFather'' and continue to wreck the city until Morpheus wakes up and puts them to sleep.After Morpheus wakes up, Aphrodite wakes up and attempts to seduce Morpheus into having a baby with her, something about, `` Sithis requires it''. 
 
 Then there's the whole issue with the humans and non-human mortals. They do n't know what to do now. At first, they just assumes that you, the Holy Spirit, and I exist, but when they found the minor gods existed as hell, humanity split into numerous factions. It is still entertaining, but boy has it gotten more bloody. For instance, there are some who follow the goddess Kali and that evil god Jashin. They go around, and do secret assassination, and then drink the blood of the people they kill. Some sick fucks, even by my standards. Do n't get me started on the nerds, they are so split between worshiping Odin, Zeus, or Sithis. Who in the name of Arthur is Sithis? Another unforeseen consequence is that the new generation of females on Earth have decided to keep their virginity, lowering the number of births, and in turn, lowering the quantity and quality of the entertainment that I spent 13 billion years to make. 
 
 I wish you were here son. I'm sorry that I sent you down to Earth to die but, It's pretty ironic that heaven and Earth are messed up, but Hell is fine. Lucifer, Hel, Izanami, Hades, Styx, and even Tarturus are having fun with the abundance of souls created with new life being created on planets that were once empty. I need you son, you are part of me, and the whole Holy Trinity thing does n't work without you. 
 
 ps; Loki and Gabriel are just turrible 
 ps; Who is this Kratos fellow? 
 
 Love, Yahweh.
