[ WP ] You have the ability to reverse time by 5 seconds , this allows you to always say and do the right things , until the day you meet the one person immune to the time distortion .

Ever since I was aware of the power and the meaning this mind boggling superpower contains ( When I was about thirteen years old ), I forever felt responsible for making the best of it. Holding a psychologically paranormal weapon able to blow away everyone's minds is certainly a heavy weight on your shoulders. So I decided, of course, to make the most sensical thing I could make out of it. 
 
 Make my life easier. Ha! Of course! No more awkward moments, no more wrong answers, no more tripping on the side walk, no more mistakes, no more losing arguments, simple and pure perfection. It's like a shitty time machine that did n't 
 take any effort to be made. 
 
 After years and years of being the good son, the cool boy at school, the intelligent student with all the good grades, the wise kid with all the right answers, it's finally time to expand it's usefulness. I will obviously continue 
 to use it for good ( I'll admit I've used it some duzens of times to slap and punch people I disliked and go back in time like nothing happened, or pulling down some pants to unveil the misery lying beneath certain clothes, but besides 
 that, nothing out of the ordinary ), but a greater good this time. 
 
 I'm twenty five years old and as much as I've utilized this tool for special events such as job interviews, meetings, family dinners, etc. I will finally concentrate all of it's strength and energy to the ultimate and hardest 
 mission of all, the mighty and most feared moment in every guy's life, the core of all doubt and courage, GETTING A GIRLFRIEND! 
 
 Now, how will I do that you ask? It's simple! My only task is to plan where to go, where the girl of my dreams would be, head there and use my infinitely perfected chatting abilities to win her over! The last stage of my ordinary life 
 is finally coming. 
 
 I drive over to the university I took place studying for five years to meet my college crush once again, Caroline. Beautiful as she was, careful as ever, standing next to the water fountain, studying. For two years I've missed her 
 dreamy green eyes, her long black hair in a pony tail and ah, of course, her super tiny feet. 
 
 It was the perfect moment, I quickly ran next to her and as she suspiciously gazed at me, I said: 
 
 `` Hey Bitch.'' Patiently waiting for her reaction so I can rewind back time and greet formally. 
 
 `` BEG YOUR PARDON!?'' She gasps and blushes. I try to use my time changing ability but, as much as I try, It wo n't work! The five seconds are already gone, I have squandered my chance! HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING!? 
 
 A nervous two seconds after my powerless realization, I see her madly pressing her watch ( Located on her pulse ), and short moments after, I appear back in my car in the university parking lots, where I parked it. 
 
 I let out a sigh of relief, but what has just happened? Has my time distortion ability ascend out of control? Or was it Caroline? Does she have it too? 
 
 I leisurely stroll back to the fountain where she was, but as I get about twenty to thirty feet close to her, she raises up her hand in order for me to stop, and I do. 
 
 She points back to where my car is, in the parking lot close to the fountain, and flips me off for a painful two seconds before she goes back to studying. 
 
 As much as I wanted to go back and discuss the abnormal feature we both have, I felt it was right to do as she said and back off, for now. I guess I'll forever be an asshole in her eyes, my first ever mistake. 
 
 We really were made for each other... 
 
... I guess I fucked it up for once. 

