[ WP ] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg , but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading , `` level 18 cooking required to use object '' .

`` Bloody hell James, what did you go replacing our pan for? Was our level 15 not good enough for you?'' 
 
 `` Oi mate, the level 15 was always burnin me sausage'' 
 
 `` James you bloody oaf, that's not the damn pans fault! How'd you ever get to level 20 anyways? You'll burn down this house with your breakfast antic you will'' 
 
 `` Ah bugger off Phil, the old pan is in the pantry. I'm heading to work.'' 
 
 As James leaves, slamming the appartment behind him, Phil walks over to the pantry muttering to himself, `` Cheeky bastard takes ONE cooking class and suddenly he's the king of the fuckin castle... Ah!!'' 
 
 Phil exclaims, jumping back and shaking his hand vigorously. Taking a step forward and cradling his arm he leans forward to read the bright yellow words on the door. 
 
 `` level 22 lockpicking required to open'' 
 
 Phil examines the shiny new handle on the pantry door for a second, comprehension slowly spreading across his face. `` JAMES! IM GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU BLOODY BASTARD!'' He screams to the empty appartment.
