[ WP ] You are a young child . While out exploring you and your older brother discover a spaceship , however something goes very wrong ...

We walked out into the clearing and there it was. A big silver disk that had crashed into the ground, knowing over trees. 
 
 `` Wow'' said my brother Jack 
 
 `` Woah'' I said, trying to carve out my own path 
 
 `` What is that'' he said 
 
 `` It's an alien space ship'' 
 
 `` There's no such thing as aliens you stupid idiot'' said Jack 
 
 `` I'm telling mom you called me an idiot'' 
 
 `` That's a damn lie'' said Jack 
 
 Jack had recently learned swear words and was now using them at every opportunity even when it did n't make sense. He seemed to think it made him special and gave him something to lord over me because he never figured out that by using the swear words I was also learning them, and at a younger age than he did. 
 
 I was the smart brother. 
 
 `` I'm telling mom you said damn'' I said 
 
 `` Then I'm going to tell her that you said damn'' said Jack 
 
 `` But I only said it after you said it, you said it first'' 
 
 Then he started to chase me. He knocked me to the ground and held my face into the dirt. 
 
 `` Get the DNA off me'' I said. 
 
 DNA did n't really sound like a swear but it was the one he was most hesitant to use so I figured it was important. He had n't even meant for me to hear it, I heard it through his door while he was practicing swearing one time. Just Jack being stupid and teaching me which swear was the worst without even meaning too. 
 
 I tried to throw him off but I could n't, but then I heard a hissing noise and he stopped holding me down. I looked up. A ramp had come down from the silver disk. Something grey was walking down it. 
 
 The thing was humanoid. I learned that word from a science fiction book. I never used it around Jack though. He'd probably just start using it wrong. That dog is humanoid, that tree is humanoid, spackzing like that. 
 
 `` Humans'' the grey humanoid said. 
 
 Jack screamed like a little girl and threw a rock at the thing. 
 
 `` Ahh'' said the grey humanoid as it fell over. 
 
 `` Alien'' screamed Jack like a little girl `` alien'' 
 
 `` I told you there were aliens'' I said. 
 
 Jack picked up a stick and started walking over to it, but I picked up a bigger stick AND got there first. 
 
 Jack poked it with the stick like a dummy while I kept mine ready to hit the alien with in case it woke up. 
 
 `` I think I killed it'' said Jack 
 
 `` There's no way you killed it with one rock throw'' I said 
 
 The grey humanoid groaned and sat up. Jack screamed like a little girl. 
 
 `` Hello humans'' it said 
 
 I jumped back so that Jack had more room to hit it with his stick and so that I could get more distance so I could have more leverage to do more damage because I was stronger than Jack. 
 
 `` Ahh'' said the grey humanoid as it fell back. 
 
 `` Woah, what's that'' I said, reaching for something by it's side 
 
 `` It's mine, I saw it first'' said Jack and he grabbed it. 
 
 It looked like a gun. 
 
 `` Woah'' said Jack my word, the younger brothers word `` It's a gun'' 
 
 `` Let me see'' I said 
 
 `` I can hold an alien gun one handed'' 
 
 `` It's probably just real advanced alien technology that's really light'' I said 
 
 `` No, it's pretty heavy'' said Jack 
 
 He turned around and squeezed the trigger, his arm flew up as a bolt of light flew out and hit a tree. The tree exploded. 
 
 `` Let me try'' I said 
 
 `` No, I found it, it's mine'' 
 
 `` I found it'' 
 
 `` But I knocked out the alien twice. It's mine. I won it in battle'' 
 
 `` It was n't a battle'' 
 
 `` I battled the alien for it'' 
 
 `` Humans, we come in pea…'' 
 
 Jack screamed like a girl and turned around and kept screaming like a girl and shot the grey humanoid in the chest. The gun went flying out of his hands. 
 
 `` Ahh'' said the grey humanoid as it got knocked down 
 
 I took the opportunity to run and get the gun. Jack tried to get it too but he's kind of fat so he's slower than me. 
 
 I picked up the gun and looked at it. It was really light. I knew Jack was lying. But I did n't have any trouble carrying it because I was stronger than Jack even though I was younger. 
 
 `` What does this button do?'' I said. I pushed it and the gun became bigger `` Woah'' 
 
 `` Hey no fair, I did n't get to use the bigger gun'' 
 
 `` Too bad. You should have pushed the button when you had a chance'' 
 
 `` I was gon na'' 
 
 I turned around and aimed at a tree and pulled the trigger. When it got bigger it got lighter and with my strength I was able to control it, not like Jack. Lots of bolts of light came out and blew up lots of trees. Way more bolts and more trees then Jack. 
 
 `` Humans, please do not be alarmed, we come in…'' 
 
 We both spun around. Jack screamed like a little girl, I yelled like a man and held down the trigger like in that movie I watched at Billy's house. It was rated R. I bet Jack has never seen a movie with blood in the title. 
 
 All my bolts hit the alien AND the gun did n't go flying out of my hands like Jack. 
 
 `` Ahh'' said the grey humanoid as he got knocked down. 
 
 `` That's a really tough alien'' said Jack 
 
 I would have said resilient, because I know more words than Jack. 
 
 Another grey humanoid appeared at the top of the ramp. 
 
 `` Spackzing, you alright?'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' groaned the grey humanoid 
 
 `` Did I hear shooting?'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' 
 
 `` Did you tell them we come in peace?'' 
 
 `` Yes'' said the grey humanoid, sounding really angry 
 
 `` Do n't yell at me Spackzing. What did they say when you said we come in peace?'' 
 
 `` They did n't say anything, they threw a rock at me, then hit me with a stick then shot me'' 
 
 `` I heard two rounds of shooting'' 
 
 `` Then they shot me again'' 
 
 `` Are you sure that you told them we come in peace'' 
 
 `` Of course I told them we come in peace'' 
 
 `` You actually only told us you come in pea'' said Jack 
 
 Stupid Jack, annoying the alien and he does n't even have a gun. Jack is so annoying. 
 
 `` Maybe they do n't understand English'' said the grey humanoid at the top of the ramp. Try French, did you listen to the French tapes?'' 
 
 Spackzing turned around to look at us `` Can I have my gun back?'' 
 
 `` No it's ours'' said Jack, before poking him with a stick. He poked him several times. 
 
 Spackzing turned around `` You know what, just call in the mother ship, we're taking over this bitch'' then he turned back to us `` see how you little shit's like getting hit with sticks and shot'' 
 
 `` Did you know your name is a swear for poop?'' I said 
 
 Jack laughed for some reason. Probably because he was stupid.
