[ WP ] You are an archaeologist hiking through Central Africa 's rain forest . After making a few wrong turns , you are lost .

`` You do n't know how to read a map do you?'' `` Fuck off Harriet, not like you have been so helpful either. All you've done this trip is smoke your pipe and engorge on that flask,'''' A bloody masterpiece you are Samson, all you do is run that bitch mouth of yours. Not like you ever asked for help. Let alone losing our only damned compass,'''' I lost it? Well in pretty sure I turned to see you running right behind me when that jaguar crept into our camp. You sure did n't care then did you,'''' That's my fault? It was n't my expertise in the local wildlife that led me to the conclusion to set camp in the middle of their fucking den,'''' You had so many objections at the moment did n't you. All you wanted to do was sleep because you consumed your last wine bottle. Here lets follow this river down. It should lead us to the mouth-'''' Another wackerjawed idea huh? We've been going this way for three damn days now, I'm not going this way because there is nothing this way. I guess because you found a river you know what you're doing again heh?'' `` And what have you offered up? No tell me, other then trading away my socks to a local barbarian for tobacco? That you did n't tell me about, for oh, three days? I hope a local tribe strings you up over a fire, and marinates you before they eat you,'''' That's it! I've had enough of your foolery! I say good day, I'm going this way. I only hope the mosquito population carries you off in your sleep,'''' Good! Off with you then! Good day indeed!''
