[ WP ] Write the most elaborate , over-dramatic , and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I 'll want to punch you

In the 17th century there was a man named Nicholas Molineux. Nicholas was from a rather lowly family and was a prodigy with the violin, but despite his amazing talent he could n't manage to make a name for himself in the world of music, due to the large numbers of talented violinists at the time. But he loved playing his violin so he kept at it. For years he played what gigs he could get, but never managed to catch the public eye. Then one day he was approached and asked to play for an opera. He accepted, learnt his music and showed up for rehearsals. It was there that he first saw Annalette. Annalette came from a very wealthy family, and was a wonderful singer but, despite her wealth and talent, she had a kind soul. Nicholas noticed this very quickly and fell for her almost as fast. After some courting he discovered that she too had feelings for him. the two fell deeply in love and Nicholas soon asked her father for his blessing to marry his daughter, and was promptly shot down. It was just no good for the daughter of such a wealthy family to marry one so poor. Nicholas told Annalette of her fathers answer and she began to cry. While wiping Annalettes tears Nicholas told her of his plan. He would head out and finally get recognized for his skills. he would then amass a fortune using his newfound fame so that he could get her fathers blessing. Depressed at the thought of her love leaving her for so long, but trusting him fully, Annalette agreed to the plan. So Nicholas headed out to make his way. He played everywhere he could. He saved every bit of money he earned but he was still getting nowhere. then one day, as he was playing, he was approached by Antonio Stradivari, the famed instrument crafter. Antonio had heard the passion with which Nicholas played his violin, and said he wanted to give Nicholas a violin worthy of such passion. Nicholas, flabbergasted, accepted this generous gift. Word spread of the violinist who had played so passionately that THE Stradivari had given him a Violin. Over night Nicholas got more fame than he had in all his life. Everybody wanted the passionate Nicholas Molineux to play for them. Before long Nicholas had ammased a small fortune and felt he could finally return and gain the blessing he had set out to acquire. Annalettes father said yes this time and Nicholas happily married Annalette. The World went crazy for the talented couple. They were the brad-gelina of their time. Pretty soon came the first baby. Nicholas Molineux II. Then a year later another, Annabeth Molineux. Then another year later twins, Edward and Edmund Molineux! then a few years later the last was born. Geoffrey Molineux. At the age of 9 it was discovered that Nick the 2nd was a virtuoso on the trumpet. Then Annabeth, at the age of nine, was discovered to be a virtuoso celloist. The twins turned nine and were found to be virtuosos on the tuba and trombone. By this point everybody knows and loves the Molineux family. They traveled around and played as a family and sold out every show, so when the time came for Geoffrey to Turn 9 the world was abuzz. Everyone wanted to know what instrument the last child played. The big day is here, Geoffrey turns nine and he ca n't wait to find his instrument. Nicholas and Annalette take him to an Instrument shop and tell him to try everything. so he tries the trumpet, aaaand sucks at it. His parents encourage him to try another so he picks up a clarinet, and cant play it either. So it goes for the rest of the day, he tries everything from the clavier to the didgeridoo and sucks at every last one. In desperation Nicholas goes to Antonio and asks him to make a special woodblock for Geoffrey, a Stradivarius woodblock. Antonio agrees and begins to work. A month later Nicholas finally is able to give Geoffrey his new woodblock. Geoffrey loves it. He plays the thing every waking moment, and is extremely talented with it, at least as talented as one can be on woodblock, so Nicholas asks one of the top Composers of the time to write an overture. An overture for woodblock. He accepts and begins to work on it, meanwhile word has spread of the boys talent and the piece that's being written for him. The big concert arrives. Its a stormy night but still the house is so packed that the coat closets are filled to the brim. It's like heaven for a moth. Anyways, the concert begins. The crowd loves the piece and you can almost feel them rising and falling with the music. Then the time comes for the woodblock to finally be played. the music simmers down and then all becomes silent as Geoffrey pulls back his hand to play his woodblock. He brings down his mallet and it hits the Woodblock with a Sickening, awkward, and thoroughly unsatisfying, crack. Geoffrey looks down and see's a crack down the middle of his cherished woodblock. a single tear rolls down his cheek and he then begins to sob. Pretty soon the orchestra begins to cry as well. then the whole audience begins to weep uncontrollably, evn the moths in the coat closet start bawling, and I want to ask you. Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
