[ WP ] `` I 'm not Human . ''

`` I'm not Human.'' 
 
 These are the words that pass through my mind every day. I began to believe it when I began to exhibit minor'abilities'. Nothing major, just being able to affect the weather, and what I like to call,'perfect timing'. 
 
 `` Is n't weather control a superpower, and does n't that make you a Superhero?'' you ask. 
 
 Not in my case. Allow me to explain how being a Meta-human works. I have abilities, but I also have limits. I can control the weather, but I have to sing a song that reflects what weather I need. My go-to songs of'Walking on Sunshine' and'Here Comes the Sun' are a pain to listen to, and the weather is like ordering a package online, which can take 2-4 weeks to arrive. 
 
 My other power, that of'Absolute timing', does come in handy. It affects chance to some degree. Again, with minor power comes massive limitations. It lets me be in the right place at the right time. I met celebrities, got the last ticket to concerts, stuff like that. Sadly, using this ability means I have to get lots sleep, anywhere from 12-16 hours. Caffeine only kicks the requirements of my power into hyper-drive, making me wake up anywhere from 20-40 hours after I pass out from exhaustion. So, I ca n't drink coffee or Soda. Yeah. it kinda sucks. 
 
 On the plus side, I have discovered that I'm not alone. Tons of people have minor powers. They just do n't know how to work them. 
 
 Not everyone is completely human.
