[ WP ] You are the luckiest person on Earth . Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor . However , there two catches : you are absorbing the luck of those around you , and anyone who tries to profit from your luck ( even with your help ) is met with the worst luck immediately .

I work in secret - have for a long time. Partnerships never work well for me, you would n't believe how incompetent people are. I give someone one ounce of responsibility and lo and behold they find some way of fucking it up. Every. Time. My college roommate, a long time ago, was a very competent guy, the only person who ever got anything done. Apparently he was really depressed though, killed himself in our Junior year. If I could find another one of him, I'd give him my businesses and take an early retirement. No such luck, though. 
 
 My family does n't know what I do, my wife is - bless her heart - on her **12th year** of her doctorate. Just ca n't seem to get it done for some reason. We do n't have kids, some miscarriages, yes, but that's okay ( to be honest she's the one that wants kids ). So here I am, sitting in a beautiful house with a caring brilliant, beautiful woman who I am lucky enough to call my wife. Self-employed, work 2 hours a day - if that. `` Living the dream'', apparently. Some part of me just feels so... alone. I know that's stupid of me and selfish to say, but on some level, I do. 
 
 I've been thinking of taking a trip, I do n't know to where, just by myself. Maybe I'll try to hike everest. I solo'd Mount Rainier a few years ago, just on a whim. You would n't believe the sunrise I caught on the top. Life just seems so much simpler when I'm alone. 
 
 You know, I might just do that, the wife could do without me for a few weeks.
