[ WP ] You have discovered an old typewriter in your attic , but it does more than simply print words onto paper ...

The paper is loaded, the stamps are inked... let's give this a try. 
 
 `` 1234hh'' hmm. It's not moving. That's odd. 
 
 Suddenly it starts typing itself. *''??? `` * 
 
 `` what the fuck?'' 
 
 *'' hello'' * 
 
 `` hello?'' 
 
 *'' are you a ghost? `` * 
 
 `` no...'' 
 
 *'' How are you typing on my grandfather's typewriter? `` * 
 
 `` this is MY typewriter.'' 
 
 *'' OH MY GOd I'm typing through time! Listen, when the war breaks out, stay away from France. They're toast. `` * 
 
 `` what, again?''... `` wait, what war?'' 
 
 *'' uh.. oh yeah, what year is it? `` * 
 
 `` it's 2013. 10/12'' 
 
 *'' prove it, what are last week's lottery numbers? `` * 
 
 `` Oh yeah right, now who's in the past.'' 
 
 *'' Do n't you want to be rich... Jimmy? `` * 
 
 `` That's not my name. and besides ~~, youre~~ that would only work for today.'' 
 
 *'' Dammit. `` * 
 
 `` How old are you?'' 
 
 *'' how old are YOU??? `` * 
 
 `` Right, you're twelve.'' 
 
 *'' 13! I turn 14 next month'' * 
 
 `` So this thing types on the paper of an identican typewriter a week in th epast?'' 
 
 *'' no, more like 24 ears. hey, you could make me really rich. you could vige me sports results to bet on, like in that movie. I'll even share it wih you. There's a safe in the basement when i get my mansion you can go collect it. `` * 
 
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 continue if you want. my dinner's getting cold.
