[ WP ] A gold digger is dating a wealthy man who unbeknownst to her is a serial killer . Over time it becomes increasingly clear that he wants to make her his next victim , but because of her greed she 's doing her best to keep the relationship going for as long as possible . Describe one of their dates .

`` This is so romantic,'' she whispered as she gazed into his eyes. They were sitting at a picnic table overrun by weeds and vines. Nearby a river ran, the quiet murmur of the water hidden from the road by the thicket of trees. A crow cawed loudly from a low branch and a chorus responded from higher up. 
 
 `` This is where I bury the bodies,'' he responded with a grin. She giggled, giving him a playful slap on the arm. 
 
 `` Oh, you. You're so silly,'' she laughed. He smiled back at her, but only with his lips. His eyes remained cold and emotionless. 
 
 `` Would you rather be buried alive or chopped into pieces alive?'' She rolled her eyes. 
 
 `` You always ask the toughest ones!'' He stared at her, waiting for an answer. `` Oh, fine. Buried alive, definitely. That way it's just one pain instead of all types of pain all over.'' 
 
 He nodded in approval. `` I have the shovel in my car. I'll have to tie you up first, though. Ca n't risk you escaping.'' 
 
 `` Oh, stop it,'' she answered in mock chastisement. `` You know I'd never want to escape from you!'' He glared at her, wondering if she was dumber than the table or just pretending to be. The blonde hair kept him guessing. She smiled back, seemingly oblivious to his burning hatred for life and happiness. `` Let's eat!'' she said cheerfully, pulling a couple sandwiches out of the picnic basket. Ants were starting to forage into the food. 
 
 `` I might just leave you for the ants and the crows. One can take your eyeballs and the rest can have your liver.'' She frowned at him now and he grinned deviously, hoping she had finally caught on. 
 
 `` That's no table talk, honey. If you do n't want to give me a ride home, I'll just call a friend! I know you like road head though!'' He clenched his teeth, desperately searching for more hints to give her. It was truly no fun without a struggle or without them knowing what was coming. 
 
 `` Here, have some of my sandwich,'' he suggested as he passed her his unbitten sandwich. `` I ca n't remember which one I poisoned.'' She rolled her eyes again and took a bite, pretending to choke to death before laughing at him and handing it back. His heart leapt for a moment but soon settled back into its normal rhythm in disappointment as he realized she was fine. 
 
 `` This was fun, babe,'' she said with a smile as they walked back to the car. He fingered the pocketknife in his back pocket, thinking of how good it would feel to stab her and watch her slowly bleed to death. 
 
 `` I could stab you to death right now and out here nobody would hear you scream,'' he said, turning towards her. She gave him a sly grin and unzipped his pants. 
 
 `` Stab me with *this*,'' she said seductively as she knelt. `` Out here, *nobody* can hear me scream.'' He groaned in pleasure and all thoughts of murdering her momentarily disappeared from his mind. 
 
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