[ WP ] You are working the register at a quaint café . A customer tries to pay for their purchase with a human heart .

“ Welcome to the Crazy Coffee Café, ” James said to the waiting customer. “ How can I help make your day a little crazier? ” 
 
 “ Hi, um, I think I would like one of those blueberry scones and a large triple-pump extra-hot latte. Oh add a shot to that too, I ’ m coming off an all nighter, ” the man said. 
 
 “ You must be a student here. What are you studying? ” James asked. 
 
 “ I ’ m pre-med. We have a huge lab practical this afternoon and I can ’ t quite get a few of the things right, ” he responded. 
 
 “ Well best of luck to you. Your total will be $ 7.54 today. ” 
 
 The man reached down into his bag and plopped a frozen human heart on the counter. It rolled to the edge and landed softly in a bin of coffee beans. 
 
 “ Jesus Christ! What the hell was that for?! ” James exclaimed. 
 
 The man looked at the heart and then back to James. “ The sign outside said you don ’ t charge an arm and a leg so I was hoping this would work. ” 

