[ WP ] Write a story where each sentence has one more word than the last .

**Hwæt. ** *We Gardena... * Oglaf, shut *up*. 
 *We Gardena in geardagum....* Uh, guys, epic in progress? You want to maybe sit down? 
 *We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon... *... hang on, how does the next bit go? 
 *... in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen... * I swear to Thor, Oglaf, I will fucking *cut* you. 
 And will you assholes stop throwing axes, you're ruining the mood! 
... What the Hel do you mean, you want a nice ballad instead? 
 
 
 **HWÆT WE GARDENA IN GEARDAGUM ÞEODCYNINGA ÞRYM GEFRUNON HU ÐA ÆÞELINGAS ELLEN FREMEDON! ** 
 
 
... Oh sod it, you bastards have fun - I'll go tell it to the Christians. 
 ^ ( Maybe those humorless mongrels will appreciate a nice epic saga better than you fucking barbarians. ) 

