[ WP ] The absolute worst opening line to a novel you can come up with .

There is an annual competition called the Bulwar-Lytton Fiction contest that seeks to find `` the opening sentence to the worst of all possible novels''. The overall winner for 2013 was this: 
 
 > She strutted into my office wearing a dress that clung to her like Saran Wrap to a sloppily butchered pork knuckle, bone and sinew jutting and lurching asymmetrically beneath its folds, the tightness exaggerating the granularity of the suet and causing what little palatable meat there was to sweat, its transparency the thief of imagination. — Chris Wieloch, Brookfield, WI 
 
 [ There is a lot more where that came from. ] ( http: //www.bulwer-lytton.com/winners.html )
