[ WP ] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs . They have asked for a meeting .

I woke up sharply, it feels like my nose is is being stabbed. Opening my eyes I see pink and black. Then two green eyes open up its my cat letting me know she is out of food. Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes I slowly creak out of bed as my back pops and complains. Once there is food in her bowl again she promptly jumps up on the bed to steal the warmth from my pillow. 
 
 Gently sitting down on the icey cold toilet my body starts to wake up in more ways then one. My gut grumbles as I know I ’ m about to regret that hot sauce I had last night. After a lifetime of pain I turn on the shower as no amount of wiping will make me feel clean after that ordeal. As I stand there waiting for the water to warm up. 
 
 “ Hey dick weed! ” someone shouts behind me. 
 
 Jumping a foot in the air my heart pounding out of my chest. My bathroom is about 5 foot by 6 foot there couldn ’ t be anyone in there but me without me knowing. I spin around. 
 
 “ What the hell! you scared the shit of… ” there is no one just my reflection in the mirror. 
 
 “ That ’ s an interesting choice in phrase there. We need to talk about what you just put me through. ” said a muffled voice comes again from behind me. “ but first for the love of god get in the shower I am wallowing in my own shit right now ” 
 
 Again I turn around but its just my shower. After pinching myself to make sure I ’ m awake. “ Ok this isn ’ t funny who ’ s messing with me? ” 
 
 “ No one is messing with you I ’ m your ass and I know I ’ m not to be talking directly with you but this is the 3rd time this week that you ’ ve put me through this. ” As I listen I can definitely tell this is coming from around my ass. 
 
 “ I don ’ t know who the fuck this is or how you ’ re pulling this off but I ’ m going to get you back after I finish my shower. ” Chuckling I get into the shower laughing. 
 
 As I get out of the shower trying to figure out who is pranking me. “ Ok I ’ m awake now who is this? ” Nothing. I guess the prank is over. “ My naked ass better not be on youtube. ” I mumble as I walk into my room to get dressed. 
 
 I ’ ve been grinding away at homework for most of the morning with Suki curled up in my lap occasionally demanding a scratch behind the ear. 
 
 “ Ok I ’ ve been talking with the other organs and we decided that if I ’ m going to talk we each get a turn. So we need to talk about your intake because I get the worse end of it when it comes out. ” the muffled voice says coming out from under a very suprised cat. 
 
 “ Ok this isn ’ t funny anymore who is this? ” I shout as I stand up to the vocal displeasure of suki. 
 
 “ Dick wipe this is your ass talking. Get with the program we need to talk and I ’ m on a tight schedule your back has a meeting with you in 20. ” grumbles my ass. 
 
 “ Wait this isn ’ t a prank? ” It starts to dawn on me that my ass is talking to as it starts to lecture me on why I need to break it off with my love of spice food and eating more fiber. I guess I won ’ t be getting my homework done this morning. 
 
 This is my first time trying this let me know what you think and what can be improved on.
