[ WP ] You singlehandedly took down God .

Christians say Atheists burn in hell. Well, I'm going further than that for what I did. Took me a year of preparation. Waiting for the perfect moment. Finally, as God was floating down, eager to meet his subjects, I prepared my shot. I had only one. After I shot, everyone would know, and I'd be dead in an instant. 
 
 As a kid, Atheist mind you, my parents, stupid as they were, sent me to a school for Christians. I never once got to fit in. I was always bullied. I developed a hatred for them. Waiting for one day when I had the upper hand. I did, once. Broke 3 arms and a leg. Suspended. I had gotten my revenge. I just needed to take it further. To cause anger and disruption within their religion. 
 
 I flicked my visor down, and saw the angelic glow. I grinned probably the most evil grin you could image. `` Think I can kill a God?'' I muttered through the earpiece. No response. The swine who I called my friend had deserted me. Oh well. One objective at hand. 
 
 I raised the sniper's scope to my eye. The rush I felt was unlike any other, seeing the white turn to red, and all of them stopping praying to gasp in sheer horror, as the robed body hit the ground. Using the earpiece, I broadcast this message to all channels, `` Dearest Christians of the world, God is dead. All signs of this religion are to cease. You had your chance.'' 
 
 The ground rumbled, and sent torrents of fire spewing into the sky. Many people fell through the gaping holes in the Earth, many others burnt in the flames. A deep-throated laugh rang out across the city, while a hand burst through. It grabbed me, and pulled me down. `` So, you are the one who set me free, who killed my counterpart. I am giving you an ultimatum. Let yourself be killed in the firey bowels of Earth, and let God be dead. Or you could become one of my highest ranking demons, and work with me to kill him again. How does that sound?'' An earthquake blocked my reply. 
 
 That was before I got my horns and tail.
