[ WP ] It 's a standard day at the office until you receive a phonecall from your future self who is 60 seconds ahead of you .

Briiing, Briiiiing, my phone rang. I picked up. 
 
 `` Hello? ``, I asked, taking a sip of coffee. 
 
 `` He... No way. ``, a familiar voice said. It was my own. 
 
 `` So that's what... I ca n't believe this! ``, he continued in a surprised voice. 
 
 `` What are you talking about? And who are you, and why are you impersonating me?'' 
 
 `` Fuck, everything is as I remember it! Nevermind, it will all become clear soon enough.'' 
 
 `` Who the fuck is this, and what is going on?'' 
 
 `` I wonder if I can create some sort of paradox...'' He mumbled. `` Oh, and before I forget, you should duck right about... now!'' 
 
 As he said now, I ducked, and sure enough a ball went sailing past my head. 
 
 `` What the... How did you know that? ``, I asked the voice on the phone. 
 
 `` Got ta hang up now, bye!'' 
 
 Beep, Beep. Fucker actually hung up on me. 
 
 `` Hey dipshits, I almost spilled my coffee thanks to you! Is this an office or the world cup? ``, I yelled at no one in particular, as I never saw where it came from. 
 
 Briiing, Briiiiing, another time the phone rang and I picked up. 
 
 `` Hello?'' a voice said before I could say anything. It was my own. 
 
 `` He... No way. So that's what... I ca n't believe this! ``, I said, incredulously. 
 
 `` What are you talking about? And who are you, and why are you impersonating me?'' 
 
 The feeling of hearing these words I had just said over the telephone amased me to no end. 
 
 `` Fuck, everything is as I remember it! Nevermind, it will all become clear soon enough.'' 
 
 `` Who the fuck is this, and what is going on?'' 
 
 `` I wonder if I can create some sort of paradox...'' I mumbled to myself. `` Oh, and before I forget...'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Erm, nothing, bye now!'' 
 
 As I hung up I could hear past me getting hit in the head by the ball. 
 
 `` Sucker! ``, I exclaimed as I took a sip of coffee. Except the mug was empty, and it's content was now spilt over my desk and clothes. 
 
 `` Worth it. ``, I said, nodding to myself. `` Totally worth it.'' 

