[ WP ] How the Bahamas was named

`` Many, many millenniums ago all conflict was resolved via off-road racing. Unfortunately, the technology was lost for many millenniums after, but that's another story. One day, a man cheated on his wife with another woman but neither cared as much as the womens mothers did. Together, they went out to an uninhabited island and raced. 
 They raced for years, as they had special fuel technology stuff. They raced for so long they died of old age. People were so in awe of this ultimate race, they moved to the island and named it the Baja-Mas but as language evolved it became what it is today and you, my son, will be one of the only people to know and you must pass this legend on to your sons and so on and so on'' 
 
 `` But why dad?'' 
 
 `` Because, my son, we are descendants of aforementioned man what was in the story'' 
 
 `` Is that anything to be proud of?'' 
 
 `` Not particularly but it is cool that we were involved in the naming of an island, right?''
