[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

In southern England, the warm weather has finally arrived. The females of this modern school are migrating north to the playground, after spending the duration of the colder months indoors. The female ’ s natural habitat follows the weather patterns, and as the sun is highest in the sky, the females flock to its glare. Notice how this female has rolled up her skirt, a way to let the sun darken more of her skin, a common trait to entice a mate. The males of the school have also moved towards the playground, bringing their footballs with them. During this hour the students will play, talk, and try to attract a suitable partner. 
 
 Our male is looking for his mate, but has a few in mind. He has already unbuttoned his shirt to proudly peacock his body in hopes that a female would be drawn in, and it seems to be working. A few females try to converse, but his lack of attraction will lead to no later mating. Instead, he makes his way to his favourite female. She seems to be taken aback with his apparent wardrobe malfunction, but the mating call begins. Our male teases her, but finishes with a cheeky smile. The female is observing his patterns, but a flock of females soon join her. This means disaster for our male. Embarrassed, he retracts to his pack of males, still looking over his shoulder at the female, looking back at him. 
 
 The mating call has failed, our male has not secured a partner. But, our male is resilient, and he will try again. As the sun sets, the male sits alone in his nest. He has decided to send the female a gift, a last chance of securing her as his mate. He takes a picture of his genitals and sends it to her, hoping to mate at least once this month. 

