[ CW ] At least three characters . Dialogue only .

`` Detective Millers and Johnson. What is it this time Sergeant Currie?'' 
 
 
 `` Two deaths. Bloody. Not pretty, one of the worst I've seen this year. Might want to bring in a mask. Or a bucket.'' 
 
 
 `` Christ Johnston. Put the cigarette out. Last time you were smoking in a crime scene, you destroyed a vital piece of evidence.'' 
 
 
 `` How was I supposed to know that the dildo was going to be the'smoking gun' of the case? Who cares. We got the bastard anyways.'' 
 
 
 `` Hey Currie, what happened here?'' 
 
 
 `` What do you mean? It's pretty obvious if you ask me.'' 
 
 
 `` And we're asking. So saddle up sugarbuns, give us a straight answer.'' 
 
 
 `` Johnstons' right. C'mon, make it a bit easier for us. Indulge us, if you will, one of your theories.'' 
 
 
 `` Fine. You guys are the boss. Anyways, clean cut double homicide. Done right, double-tap, back of the head, down on the knees means they were threatened, blood splatter patterns mean that the two wereboth facing the same direction and were shot from behind. The guy who shot them probably used a high powered revolver given the amount of ketchup on the floor, and we've found two social security numbers. One going to a'John Smith', and the other to a'Bobby Smith'. What do you thin of that?'' 
 
 
 `` What do you think Miller?'' 
 
 
 `` Do n't care. It's a setup, Johnson.'' 
 
 
 `` Hmm. Yea, Sergeant. Miller's right.'' 
 
 
 
 `` How's that?'' 
 
 
 `` Because Currie. What's the date?'' 
 
 
 `` April the firs-'' 
 
 
 `` APRILS FOOL!!!''
