[ WP ] It 's a stormy night and the electricity goes out . Voices come from the attic directed towards you , 'So when is the wifi back on ? '

My friend jumped so high his head almost hit the ceiling. 
 
 “ What was that!? ” He demanded of me. My parents were away, it was stormy outside, and a deep guttural voice from above us had just asked us a question. 
 
 Before I could answer he runs to my door and locks it. He ’ s not a moment too soon, because there is a creaking sound from overhead as the door to the attic opens. It ’ s decided to come down. 
 
 “ Did you hear that!? ” He frantically demands, looking around desperately for something to block the door. 
 
 “ It ’ s m… ” I start to say, but he cuts me off. There are footfalls outside my door, and my friend loses it. 
 
 “ It ’ s coming! ” He shouts, diving behind my bed and covering his head. He ’ s shaking now, but he can ’ t help but look at the door as a forceful knocking sound rattles the room. 
 
 A hear a squeak from my friend as I get out of bed and move toward the door. 
 
 “ Don ’ t touch that! ” He orders as I reach for the door handle. I ignore him and open the door to be greeted by what appears to be an eight foot tall jet black yeti with fangs. 
 
 ** “ Dude the wi-fi is out. ” ** He tells me. 
 
 “ Sorry man, I ’ ll go power cycle the router and see if that helps. You good up there? Any leaks? ” I ask. 
 
 ** “ Naw man, it ’ s all good. I was just in the middle of something you know? ” ** He says. 
 
 “ What are you doing! ” My friend exclaims, flabbergasted at the interaction that is taking place. 
 
 “ I tried to tell you it ’ s no big deal. ” I inform my friend. “ ♪Cause I ’ m friends with the monster that sleeps over my head.♫ ”
