[ EU ] Write an incredibly dark finale for your favourite light-hearted TV show .

Everyday was a pain to live, and no matter how hard he tried, he could never escape his feeling of despair. His entire life, he spent trying to find a pleasure in life he could do. Every time he had true bliss at hand, it was snapped away from him, whether it was from his rival always showing him up, or the people around him just going out of their way to get at him. He thought that it was just the people around him that caused the man misery, but he knew deep down that he would never be happy. He readied the shotgun to his face, and pulled the trigger, finally feeling the bliss he always wanted. 
 
 It took only a few hours for the bikini bottom police to find squidward's body.
