[ WP ] You wake up to a lot of noise on your front lawn and you see numerous religions , from Buddhist monks to Christians and all the way to Satanist and that one crazy guy down the street . All of them proclaiming you as the chosen one or the reincarnation of someone .

Walking out they all bow and start to pray for me to save them. It is odd how comforting it feels to have people offer me food, money, sex, slaves, and anything else I want or need. 
 
 Slowly I start to think, Why me. `` People do not let your beliefs be clouded I am merely a man standing before you.'' I said this with a slow cracking voice. 
 
 With loud cracking sounds people around me start to fall dead holes in their heads with blood pouring out. Marks on their hands that look like burns. The air is filled with the putrid odor of burning flesh. The sky is cloudless but lighting is flashing across the open expanse. 
 
 A Voice deep and echoing says `` My child you have been chosen to lead the children of Eve into the new world. If you reject me more children will die.'' At that exact moment the sun turns a brilliant blue color and the sky turns yellow. 
 
 All I can think is what is going on and where is my towel? Walking to the edge of the crowd the people start following me as I walk out of town but as we leave I can see that a building is starting to crumble and there are people jumping to their deaths. 
 
 WHat do I Do, What can I do....
