[ WP ] You 're main character wants to summon the demon patron of wealth , but instead , they end up with his child , the demon of loose change .

`` You should have used silver to summon my father, it says so on the necronomicon'' said the demon dressed in rags. 
 
 `` IT IS! I did everything by the book. The silver item to gather his attention, the virgin blood to halt his human thirst, the drawings and everything! Why the fuck did n't it go right?'' said the man. 
 
 `` Two things. First, she was n't a virgin. Second, that is an aliminum spoon.'' said the demon, grinning. `` You do know there is a price for summoning me right, it is n't for free or just to amuse you?'' 
 
 `` What? The book says that your father would have granted me incredible wealth for my soul. I'm not giving shit to you.'' said the man, both furious and afraid. 
 
 `` I will have the spoon, and give you the 3 cents in my pocket.'' said the demon, with a serious face. 
 
 `` Deal'' said the man.
