[ WP ] Turn an obscene song into a kid-friendly one !

[ Eminem - without me ] ( https: //youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY ) 
 I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to see pasta no more they want gravy and chopped liver. 
 Well if you want gravy, this is what Ill give ya. 
 A little bit of greens mixed with some cod liver. 
 Some broccoli that'll unclog your heart quicker. 
 As arteries stop squeezing you're left with a strong ticker. Prolonged life span, you wo n't stop at 80. 
 And youll spend less on food. Thats your college savings! 
 I know that you've got a job, so daily 
 You should snack on fruit til you've lost the cravings. 
 So the FDA wo n't let you stay, under 2000 calories a day. 
 They try to shut you down if you're average weight. 
 All you need is veggies, without meat. 
 So come on, NO salt on your chips. 
 Ditch that big stomach eat hummus and figs. 
 Dont get heavy, cuz fit life is eagerly ready. 
 To accept you and your friends, put down the spaghetti. 
 
 Well. this looks like a job for me 
 So everybody... just follow me 
 Cuz we need to eat, moderately. 
 All you need is veggies, without meat. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

