[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

This world is one of extremes. Good and evil not only exist, but are personified by fools in spandex. These forces are constantly battling, and sometimes one side is able to capture a member from the other. If a hero is captured, she will almost always be saved by other do-gooders. In some rare cases, evil has the presence of mind to get their shit together and is able to execute a hero. 
 
 Evil has it rough, though. If they're captured, they're generally left to rot in some heavily-guarded facility. Often times these prisons are specifically designed to counter a certain supervillain's powers. A villain's friends and supporters, evil as they are, tend to forget almost immediately about a captured ally. It's not worth the risk. It does n't directly support their world-dominating cause. 
 
 If these jails could remain at peak security, the good guys would run out of people to fight. Life would become mundane. Luckily for both sides, nothing holds forever in this world. 
 
 There are many names for the unknown force that allows criminals to escape their perfectly-suited cells. Additional powers, dark lords, guard stupidity, even blind luck have been blamed for these escapes. But no-one knows the true cause, not even the forces of evil. 
 
 I can break any defense, down any alarm, and create a key for any lock. I am the force that causes the delay in a shift change, drops a keyring in front of a villain's cell, makes circuits malfunction, starts riots. I am unseen, unheard. I am a whisper in the warden's ear, a hot breath on a guard's neck, a glitch in a security system. I keep the world in balance. I have but one name: The Keymaster. 
 
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 Edit: Fixed some grammar
