[ WP ] After receiving perfect score on your final exam , your school is asking you to give a speech on the subject of the exam . Little does anyone know you guessed every single answer .

This actually happened to me once. Growing up, I was forced to go to Chinese School every year in the hopes that I would learn how to read/write Chinese ( I can only speak it fluently ). There's a reason why my writing/reading is still at a first grade level. I basically skipped half of my classes using bogus excuses. I was otherwise a good student and the school was happy getting paid for doing little work so I never got in trouble. 
 
 At the end of 7th grade, I had a final exam for Chinese school. I did n't know after skipping an entire week of class. As soon as I saw the exam, I wanted to tear all my hair out. There were a couple of long passages followed by 8-10 multiple choice questions. I could n't even read a single sentence and instead had to randomly guess sentences with only 2-3 words that I could recognize. I knew that I was going to get a horrible grade but frankly, I just did n't care. 
 
 The next day, the teacher excitedly announced that there was one student who got a perfect score. I actually snickered, what an overachieving nerd. And then, the teacher called me to the front of class. 
 
 I was the nerd who got a perfect score and I was expected to read through the passage as we went through the answers. It took less than 2 seconds for the teacher to realize that I had no idea what I was reading and even less time for her to accuse me of cheating. Everyone laughed at my inability to get past the second word. 
 
 Now, if I got a perfect score on a final exam that actually mattered, I'd be happy. But, that's obviously not how my luck goes.
