[ WP ] `` I 'm sorry , but the thing you were looking for is sold out . ''

`` This is an outrage! How can you be out of.....that's funny, I... I've forgoten what it was I came in here for!'' 
 
 `` Yes, that would be our Want Elimination Ray. Here at Halverson's, we strive to satisfy the customer 100 %. To that end, if in the unfortunate event that we do not have something in stock, the Want Elimination Ray selectively targets the memory center of your brain and causes you to forget that which you needed. If you forget what it was, you also forget why you needed it, and it's like you never needed it at all, and your are not dissatisfied!'' 
 
 `` This is ridiculous! You have n't satisfied me at all! I'm just going to go home and eventually remember what it is I needed, and come back.'' 
 
 `` Yes, but in that time interval, there is a 39.5 % chance that we will have recieved the item in stock.'' 
 
 `` I'm not really sure I like this idea of a'ray' beaming into my head, either. What are the safety risks?'' 
 
 `` Well,'ray' is just something we've been calling it... it's really more of a wide-band frequency, sort of like wi-fi. You actually enter it's field of influence when you drive into the parking lot... Almost 0.4 % of our customers come for only one item that is out of stock, and do n't even make it as far as the door!'' 
 
 `` This is n't going to stand, OK? I'm going to....um....I....what was I talking about? Something about a newspaper?'' 
 
 `` I believe you were saying that you need to remember to pick up a paper, as well as some hamburger, milk, and 14 cans of green beans, which coincidentally are on sale this week, 2 for $ 1.00.'' 
 
 `` Fourteen cans? That seems like an awful lot....why would I need so many green beans?'' 
 
 `` Mine is not to judge, sir, but you were quite insistant. Would you like to engage one of our Shopping Assistants to help you remember what else you needed?'' 
 
 `` Uh... sure, I guess.'' 
 
 `` Excellent, sir, Jimmy here will be glad to assist you. Thank you for shopping at Halverson's!''
