[ WP ] Your phone is the best wingman ( playing music at the right time , calling people , etc . ) and keeps trying to set you up with this one person . It 's starting to get creative .

The screen lights up with a message. “ Are you aware that your Google searches are synced? ” it says. I ’ ve set it up so that the lock screen doesn ’ t show the content of messages, just basic notifications. That didn ’ t seem to stop it. I ignore it and keep typing. How to reset an iPhone. The results page is blank, except one link: “ did you mean: how to do what your iPhone says? ” 
 
 
 This was not what I expected when I bought the AI-enhanced iPhone 13. When the model first launched, there were, of course, talks of how involved it might become in people ’ s lives, and the topic of romantic relationships did pop up. But everyone seemed to focus on what would happen if the user would fall in love with the AI. I guess that hipster movie was more popular than I thought. 
 
 I ’ m not sure if what mine is doing is a bug or a feature. I tried to bring up the topic once, when my friends and I were out for beers, but nobody seemed to know what I was talking about. It didn ’ t help that it kept vibrating so violently that it was always falling off the table, making me lose my train of thought as I picked it up. As for Google searches, well, they didn ’ t help much, either. 
 
 I press and hold the Home button. I make sure to enunciate clearly – it loves to pretend it didn ’ t understand. “ Siri, restore all apps. ” It jingles. “ Apps are not necessary. ” There must be a backdoor somewhere. “ Siri, open phone app. ” It obliges. But there ’ s only one contact in my list, “ Tina Mobile ”, and the keys disable when I try to type another combination. “ Siri, erase AI data. ” The pause between the sound and the answer is a fraction of a second too long. “ I ’ m afraid I can not do that, Dave. ” Brilliant. Hadn ’ t heard that one in a while. 
 
 I ’ m pacing around the room when the screen lights up again. “ You may access the personal history and characteristics files following this link. They indicate perfect compatibility. ” “ I don ’ t care! ” I shout, my voice less commanding than I want it. “ I don ’ t care, ’ cause even if it ’ s true, she ’ s married to my brother! ” 
 
 For a few blissful seconds I think I ’ ve won. But then it jingles. “ I have found three gun retailers in your area. Select a destination for driving instructions. ”
