[ WP ] In 2077 , a new machine can scan your brain to review your memories , and also looks at a databank of information to make cross references to events you overlooked in life . Upon review , your results show earlier in life you won the lottery , but were n't aware until now .

**OK, Brainbot5000, if that is even your real name, what did you find out from that scan that involved an anal probe for some reason** 
 
 I'm not Brainbot5000, I'm Assbot4000. And according to my results, you may want to sit down. 
 
 **I ca n't. ** 
 
 Right. Sorry. Anyhow, Brainbot5000 is down the hall. 
 
 **OK, I'm next door now. To be clear you are Brainbot5000? ** 
 
 Yeah, and thanks to my non-invasive scanning technology, I can tell you now that you never claimed a winning lottery ticket. Which is weird because no one has ever won the pick 6 playing the same number 6 times. 
 
 **Wait, you mean when I picked all 69's? ** 
 
 Yeah, but the statute of limitations ran out on the money. 
 
 **When? ** 
 
 Right when you asked me that. So close. 
 
 **Darn. ** 
 
 Glad to help! 
 
 ( Artful fade to black ) ( somber string quartet music ) ( credits roll )
