[ WP ] You go outside to your garden to again find that your tulips have been trampled . This can not go unpunished .

`` Those darn kids!'' Mr. Jones shouted, brandishing a shovel at seemingly no one. His wife, sitting on the porch, sighed. Her husband just had n't been the same since he's come back from war. 
 
 `` I've had it!'' He ranted. `` I spent two months cultivating those begonias!'' 
 
 Mrs. Jones asked him to calm down with the promise of iced tea. Told him kids were just that, kids. He was having none of it. 
 
 `` In'Nam, this would n't have stood!'' 
 
 `` This is n't Vietnam, sweetheart.'' 
 
 She watched him storm off into the house, only to emerge a moment later with a shotgun in tow. 
 
 `` This'll show the little fucks.''
