[ EU ] The Gang Become Pokemon Trainers

Abbreviations: 
 
 * **SD** - Sweet Dee 
 * **M** - Mac 
 * **C** - Charlie 
 * **D** - Dennis 
 * **F** - Frank 
 
 *INT - PADDY'S IRISH PUB - DENNIS AND DEE ARE SAT AROUND THE TABLE, FRANK IS AT THE BAR, POURING A BEER* 
 
 **SD** ( *as though continuing a heated debate* ): No, Dennis, it does n't matter how much you've been lifting, there is no way that you can beat Brock in an arm-wrestle. 
 
 **D** ( *exasperatedly* ): Eugh, Brock. What kind of a name is that? What's with that guy, I ca n't even tell if he's Asian or Black 
 
 **F**: You better not be datin' no asians, Dee, they're bad news. Why'd ya think I pulled all my sweatshops outta'naam? 
 
 **D**: Frank, you pulled your sweatshops out of Vietnam because the communists won the war and you were going to have to start PAYING them. 
 
 **F** ( *teary-eyed* ): Truly a sad day for the Free Market. 
 
 *DOOR FLIES OPEN* **C** *AND* **M** *SPRINT IN* - **C** *IS CARRYING A THICK METAL BRIEFCASE* 
 
 **C**: GUYS GUYS GUYS GUESS WHAT WE FOUND AT THE OLD GLUE FACTORY 
 
 **D**: The WHAT? Jesus Fuck, Charlie, are you retarded? The old glue factory got condemned months ago! 
 
 **C**: Duuh, so it's always empty. There's oodles of copper wire just there for the taking. 
 
 **SD**: just - nobody cares about your sad, copper wire lives, just tell us what's in the goddamn box already. 
 
 **M** ( *grabbing the box from* **C** ): I FOUND IT, LOOK. you open it up and - ( **M** *opens box to reveal three pokeballs* ) - easter eggs. 
 
 **D**: Those are clearly not easter eggs, they're... ummm... baseballs. 
 
 **SD**: Nah, it's probably some kind of space aged shit, shady, government stuff. 
 
 **D**: Oh yeah, Dee, because all shady government operations take place IN THE CONDEMNED GLUE FACTORY WHERE HOMELESS PEOPLE HAVE ORGIES. 
 
 **C** ( *indignantly* ): Hey, Tommy-Joe is not homeless, he's just temporarily without a house. 
 
 **M**: Jesus, dude, do you know ANY words? that's what homeless means. 
 
 *ALL OF THE GANG BEGIN TO ARGUE REGARDING THE PURPOSE OF THE MYSTERY BALLS - ONE FALLS ON THE FLOOR AND THE ROOM FALLS SILENT - A SMALL POKEMON POPS OUT, PIKACHU OR RATATA OR SOME SHIT* 
 
 **SD**: Eww, christ. Charlie, get the rat stick.
