[ WP ] You wake up one morning to find that everyone , including you , is now the opposite sex . Tell the story of the person most affected by this change .

It must be some trick. No, I've been drugged. That's it. This can not be real; those чертов activists are surely playing some sick ruse. They grin now, but I'll make them pay. These strange feelings will subside and my power will remain - soon they will feel the full wrath of Russia fall down upon their weak and feeble shoulders. 
 
 But first, I must address the effects of this drug. Who can I trust with such a bizarre predicament? I have few friends with much experience in this field ( слава богу ), but surely there must be someone. `` Medvedev? Yes, hello. I seem to be, uh, maybe I should n't say over the phone. Come to meet me in the Kremlin, somewhere discrete.'' 
 
 `` Vladmir, what has happened to you?!'' 
 `` You see this too?! It must be worse than I'd thought. I believe some rogue group is trying to play some sick game with me. I will ruin them, but first I must reverse the effects of this.. this.. thing.'' 
 `` I can help you, but it will take time.'' 
 `` How long?'' 
 `` 10 days.''
