[ WP ] A man dies and goes to hell . When he arrives at the entrance , he discovers that the devil himself has banned him from entering hell .

The ten foot tall demon scratches its head with one claw, the other lightly tapping on an open page of the ledger mounted in front of the gates. 
 
 `` I'm what?'' I ask. 
 
 The demon delicately lowers a claw to one nostril, then sniffs it. `` You're not allowed in''. 
 
 I tap one foot impatiently. `` They did n't let me into heaven, I figure maybe a life of petty crime is enough to get me into hell.'' 
 
 The demon's bored eyes sweep past me as it raises its claw back up to scratch its head. `` Normally, yes. We're much more lenient on who we let in than those guys. But it says here I'm not to let you in.'' 
 
 `` Any particular reason?'' 
 
 The demon's eyes refocus on the page. `` April fourth, two thousand and seven. Says here you...'' 
 
 `` Oh come on! That was one time! And you should n't be able to be given the same reason for being kicked out of both heaven and hell!'' 
 
 `` Look'' says the demon `` I just guard the door. Anyway, its not exactly a holy act, but even for Satan, panty-sniffing is pretty weird.''
