[ WP ] You were reincarnated and you retained all memories of your previous life . But instead of using this knowledge to become famous or rich , you instead use it to be the worst obnoxious little shit possible , always saying 'innocent ' things that are 100 % inappropriate in the given situation .

*My Friends Call Me Asshole* 
 
 
 Virtues lost, in arms with Death 
 my innocence is put to rest 
 with memory I shall do my best 
 to be an obnoxious shit. 
 
 No money or fame will change my mind, 
 I'm leaving decency far behind. 
 When you're hungry, I'll say in kind 
 ( with a wink ) `` I'm hungry, too.'' 
 
 Home Ec sure was a blast, 
 My favorite memory of past. 
 `` Set the timers'' teach would say in class, 
 *well I have some baked goods for you... * 
 
 Last month my friend's father died. 
 Fodder for my mission, his death supplied. 
 As poor Zach cried and cried, 
 I consoled, `` You're better than him anyway.'' 
 
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 *Note*: Not quite what you're looking for, I guess ( nor is it that great ), but I had fun writing it.
