[ WP ] You are a world renowned programmer and you have finally finished the secret program you have been working on for years , The Skeleton Key , it 's an undectable , untracable , unstoppable electronic key that can open any electronic device . What do you do with it

That was done. I looked at my memory card, and thought that I this tiny thumbnail-sized device is the most valuable object in the world right now. It was time to start acting. 
 
 First steps were simple - money and power - because why not? Stealing some bitcoins and writing a script that transfers 1 dollar out of every existing bank account immediately made me the richest man in the world. Breaking into personal computers of the world's leaders quickly gave me enough dirt on every one of them to hold all of their power in my hands. 
 
 Some of them did n't cave, so I had to break into a few biggest government organizations, and find the darkest dirtiest secrets of every nation. Now even the most honest and willful leaders were in my hands, having to act in the interest of their nations. 
 
 What's next? World peace, I guess, just for the fuck of it. Threatening all of the most powerful dictators into submission stopped most of the wars. Of course many of the dictators were crazy and stubborn, so I had to demonstrate my power by launching a nuclear strike in the middle of the desert. That convinced them that I am crazy and powerful enough to take any action necessary. Acting incognito, and unconstrained by complicated international politics, I was free to stop all the wars pretty quickly. 
 
 Now I was free to build my own world order, and reshape human civilization to my taste.
