[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

( Beware its long ) 
 `` Ah, What a day to be a villain, no need for conquering, dismantling, or fighting,'' says a relaxed man. He is only known by his henchman, and his enemies as the Key Master. 
 `` Just a beautiful day with no superheroes to run after just to free that dame again, nor task to handle. Just me, my henchman, and my new bottle of gin'' 
 `` Uhhh, Sir?'' A boy about fifteen interrupted me and my lip-locked embrace with my new friend, gin. 
'I jinxed myself again,'' I thought. 
 `` We have another job,'' says the lonely henchman, who I call jokingly, Little key. 
 `` What is it this time?'' I reply, rummaging through papers that were n't mine, for the key to the safe that was nearby. 
 `` A prison heist of a man: who is considered the villain of our time, the master of escape, the giver of drugs and thugs, and the enemy of the states.'' 
'Then how did he got caught,' I chuckle at the thought, as I realize my widget can pick a lock,'a master of escape needs me to escape.' 
 *Tick 
 `` The cartel, I mean lovely people who wish for assist offer this advice; the breakout must happen at seven on the eleventh of the month of July...'' 
 *Kerchuck 
 The safe opens, a tiny meow is heard from inside. I turn to my henchman. 
 `` That's next week Lil' Key; only possible for a master like me. But still why did you not say this information that was relayed, before my vacation to Dubai!'' The tone of my voice changed from a whisper to a small roar. 
 Meanwhile outside in the garden, guards of the princess patrolled, oblivious of the Master and henchman talking nearby, and a princess decides to take a stroll. 
 `` Well honestly sir... I hate this place, but I did n't think... Well I did n't know I would, until I came. Truthfully I blame it on the snow... that I ate, at the last palace we stopped by. It tasted like glass... and gold. I know that's their recent claim to fame, but, sheessh, get some new claims, am I right?'' 
 I glare at him. He's just a teenager, but sometimes I wish I did n't place that bid. I know that there's better a place for my anger, but dam kid. He looks at the planner gadget designed, just for him. He continues. 
 `` But the heist... It's next week... in a place called Alt-i-plano.'' 
 `` Where's that?'' 
 `` Maximum security prison in Mexico.'' 
 I roll my eyes, and start to gather my widgets from nearby. 
 `` Is there anything else I need to know, before I get us a plane and go?'' 
 `` Uhmmm, lets see...'' 
 We begin our descent down the building, and I see the last of the princess guards walk by. We were here for her cat, a vivacious critter, but a eyes that made you forget she's known by all as a biter, and held under a lock, by the princess for the attacks on the prime minister. She was perfectly evil and honestly I always wanted a pet. 
 `` The breakout must happen at seven... on the eleventh... Altiplano prison... Oh, at nine... the sewer will be quote'at high tide'.'' 
 `` Anything else you might be missing, like I do n't know a name?'' 
 `` Oh! sorry Key Master, I thought you would know. The guy's name is El-..'' 
'GUARDS' the intercom screams. A young princess has discovered her cat is missing.'SHE'S GONE, Find HER! I need my EN GUARDE! NOW!' 
 `` OOOHHweee, Lil' Key. Miss kitty, I think that's are sign to go.'' 
 We grapple down the high rise into the car that was awaiting our escape. 
 ~Altiplano Maximum Security, July 11th, 6:30 am~ 
 *Zzzt 
 Electricity cackles, one guard falls. The other I tackle. 
 *Zzzt 
'I should patent this again,'' I thought. As my brisk walk turned into a full sprint.'Alright in the prison' 
 *Tst The radio I have makes a quite noise. 
 `` You should be coming up on a corner, with two more guards.'' 
 I sneak up against the wall, and reset my stunner for a double. 
 `` Then the cell you want, will be the fifth one on your... OW! Really?! En guarde, fifth one on your left. Your cat bit me.'' 
 I laugh loudly. 
 Lil key was speaking through a link I made that works via satellite radio and a scanner. 
 One guard curious of the noise comes around the corner to see. 
 *Zzzt 
 The other see his partner falls, and reaches for his radio. I close the gap between me and him. 
 `` Ayuda! ALARM!'' 
 *Zzzt 
'That as close, but it is 6:50, perfect timing. One, two, three, four, Here!' 
 I jump in to the cell. 
 I look around for the prisoner, and was astounded as the alarm was sounded right when I walked in. There was no one here. 
 `` Well, B, it seems they caught the Master... Who was the ones that contacted you for this heist.'' I say into the radio. 
 `` The Mexican cartel... Why?'' He sounded perplexed, but more scared in his question than I as I watched men start to pour into the prison complex. Armed to the teeth, ready to eliminate any threat. 
 `` Well the guards are outside in the hallway, More are in the driveway, and there's no prisoner here..'' 
 `` Oh, no that ca n't be, did you search everywhere, He may be hiding.'' 
 As I begin to search the room the police arrive, three men with guns at the ready, more steps thundering down the hall. I put my hands up, and slowly back to the wall as they instruct. Ground starts to shake. I feel something in my gut that I must get ready. 
 Suddenly the floor opens up, and I'm in a dimly lit cavern. There's tracks laid on the ground cleverly but in no pattern.I have a sudden rush of excitement and also pain. 
'You clever bast...' 
 *Bang *ping Ping 
 Bullets start to rain. The officers from above, see nothing but smoke they fire blindly into the hole I fell. I take a can labeled choke. 
 I start running down the tracks. Pop the can and run. The gas spreads, my eyes burn. The smoke persists to cover my tracks. 
 *Vrrooom 
'These people brought a fan, damn I'm doomed.' 
 Officers slowly start to pour in slowly it was 7:40, and I realize I have been setup to free someone who freed themselves. But worse this cave is a maze. With police officers after me there's now two paths laid out with signs and labels all in front of me. 
'I can stay on the tracks, the one with death written above it, and run to the exit the guy made for me. Or take the road less traveled, with word shit... and do I hear water?' I check my watch 8:15. 
 `` Key... Zzt.. Are.. zzt.. ere?'' Lil' Key is vaguely heard on the radio. 
'Dam, I got ta remove my patent on these things. They do not work in caves. Nor did they work at Supervillain Show.' I thought, slowly losing hope in my options,'Well high tide is at nine, and its 8:20. So I guess its time to place some traps not only slow the cops, but to remove this path.' 
 ~Sewer treatment plant, 9:15~ 
 `` Oh my god.... Worst day.. ( cough ) ever... ( Cough )..'' I struggle to take a breath. I got out. Large thanks to a massive outflow from the Mexican people at 9:00. I strain myself to look up, struggling to stand and wiping poop from my temple. I was covered in matter that is beyond vile and bile, to see two men with a phone, and assault rifles. 
 `` Here.'' He says. 
 I take the phone, and scream, `` You asshole... you brilliant asshole...'' 
 `` I put tracks down for you to follow,'' the voice returns, `` yet you go towards the water.'' 
 `` Your men,'' still spewing bits and pieces of shit, `` said high tide at nine, of course I'm a go to the water.'' I wipe my face in utter disgrace. Knowing what was next could n't be worse, than the curse I survived. 
 `` Yeah.. It was perfect.'' He replied his voice riddled with laughter. 
 I could feel him smile, like is life was filled with amusement from my disaster. 
 `` Cool story... Why did you want me to break you out, if you were gon na leave anyways?'' I ask. Suddenly receiving a gift of a towel from his partners who became friendly. 
 `` You tell every villain this, Compared to me, you are literally shit at escaping.'' 
 I hear him laugh joyfully. 
 `` Fuck you El Chapo.'' 
 The men with gun aim it at my head. `` What did you say homie?'' 
 `` Nothing, man, if you need help getting out of prison call el superman.'' 
 *Click* 
 The Key Master soon heard El Chapo was locked up again. 
 
 
 
 

