[ WP ] You suddenly find your doors and windows wo n't open . You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old `` Help , my door is stuck , any tips to get it open ? ''

Suuuuuuuuuper late to the party, but fuck it. Here it goes. 
 
 
 It started like any other day. I woke up to the annoying sound of my alarm clock blaring. After cracking my eyes open I walked through my open bedroom door and stepped into the kitchen to a fresh pot of coffee waiting for me ( those timers are nifty huh? ). After pouring a hot cup of coffee I walked back through to my bedroom and placed the cup on my desk so I can get dressed. I placed my hands on the closest door and turned the handle... But I could n't open it. 
 
 `` ugh?'' I sighed with an angry coffee drunk snarl. `` Why wo n't this dam closet open?''. Annoyed I sat down in at my desk, cup in hand and took a big gulp. `` Fuck it, no pants today''. 
 
 I then turned on my ancient HP laptop and with a *werr* it comes to life. I load up my facebook page, but the dam thing wo n't connect. `` This fucking Cox internet is shit'' I angrily spat out their name. 
 
 Reddit it is. I clicked on the bookmark and I am whisked away to the front page, `` That's more I like it''. Surprisingly though, there was only one thread. `` What is going on, Reddit is never this quiet''. *1 million comments*..Oh never mind. 
 
 I click on the only thread, `` Help, my door is stuck, any tips to get it open?''. `` I guess they needed pants too'' I scoff and crack a smile to my bad joke. 
 
 Top comment: 
 Hey guys, I have been banging violently on the front door and it wo n't open. I tried to turn the handle, hell I even tried to open the windows. I am going to keep trying. 
 
 Edit: Guys whatever you do, **DO NOT CLOSE ANY DOORS IN YOUR HOUSE OR YOU WO N'T BE ABLE TO GET BACK IN**. I just managed to lock myself out of the bathroom ( really have to pee now ) and the dam thing wo n't open! 
 
 Edit 2: Fuck it, I peed down the kitchen sink. It all goes to the same place right? 
 
 `` Ha'' I nervously let out. `` Must be dumb to get locked out of the bathroom...'' 
 
 I get up from the desk and step through the bedroom doorway and head to the front door. `` No way it could happen to me, right?''. I grab the handle and turn. Nothing. I yank, nothing. I kick the door, `` fuck this''. I go back to my desk in defeat, being careful to leave my bedroom door open. 
 
 I go back to the thread and see that people are freaking out, someone even said, `` I ca n't get a hold of anybody. My phone has no single, and the internet only lets me go to Reddit''. My face twists to the grim realization that maybe. Maybe this could be real. 
 
 I go to the thin wall of my apartment and begin to knock. `` Hello, can you hear me?''. No response. I try again with a loud *thump, thump, thump* `` *Hello! *'' I shout. 
 
 What is happening. I press my ear against the wall and can only hear the slight sounds of tinnitus ringing in my ears. `` Where is everyone?'' 
 
 `` Wait... I did n't go to sleep alone. *Sarah, Sarah can you hear me? *'' No response. This is n't right, where is my wife? It was our day off together, we were going to go on a date. I thought... I thought maybe she just went out for a moment. But then I saw her purse on the nightstand next to the bed. 
 
 I let out a soft... terrified *sigh*. `` I hope she is okay.'' 
 
 I go back to the thread and see a the top comment has been edited again. 
 
 Edit 3: Guys, I'm going to signal for help. I am cranking up my speakers to max and I am going to blare music until someone comes to help me. 
 
 Edit 4: I blared music for 10 minutes and then I waited with my ear pressed against the wall. I could hear a faint whisper. But I could n't make it out. 
 
 Edit 5: I kept pounding on the door, the whispers grew much louder, they are shouting now. Guys... Guys I am freaking out. I put headphones on to drown them out, but they are so loud. 
 
 Getting visibly scared I quickly comment on his reply, `` What are they saying to you?'' 
 
 No reply... I waited for an hour ( and two more cups of coffee ). 
 
 Still, nothing. At this point his comment now has thousands of replies trying to get him to talk. 
 
 I look at his post history and find his last comment, `` Stay quiet... You do n't want them to find you. I can hear them scratching at the walls. They managed to break a window. Their unable to come inside... But They are just pilling up... Waiting. I do n't know maybe they need an invite to come in?'' 
 
 
 Frightened I go back to the wall and press my ear against it. I can hear a faint whisper, just audible enough to make out. 
 
 
 *Wake up, Sam*
