[ WP ] You were rich in your first life , so you had your brain cryogenically frozen to be brought back in the future . You 're enjoying the after life , when all of a sudden you wake up .

Joe Bradley was a self-made billionaire. He founded BradleyTech, proprietors of the best selling bradleyPhones and bradleyPads, and began investigating cryogenic freezing. Once he had turned 80, Joe was diagnosed with terminal breast cancer, close to his heart. He decided to freeze himself until there was a reliable cure. 
 
 The second his consciousness faded when his scientists froze him, he woke up in... paradise was the only way to describe it. Whatever you liked, whenever you liked it. 
 
 In fact, he was in the middle of a massive feast of spaghetti, when all of a sudden, he woke up on a steel table, a flickering light in his face. As he started to get up, a tall, mustached man threw a pickaxe into his hands, and muttered `` work'' while pointing a submachine gun at his head. 
 
 *What had happened? * Joe thought as he slaved away in a coal mine with thousands of other people, as more men, some of them with cybernetic addons, continued to point machine guns at him and his fellow man. He got six hours of sleep, two thirty-minute breaks a day for eating, and a small one-hour break if every one had `` good behavior''. 
 
 Eventually, he had pieced together what had happened from his fellow prisoners. 
 
 After he had gone, for twenty years, progress simply accelerated. New tech, better tech arose. Then cybernetics came into play. All the major governments illegalized it when George Bradley, Joe Bradley's son, introduced it. But that did n't stop people. One could get `` back alley'' cybernetics, or go to a place such as Russia or Great Britain where they were legal. 
 
 Eventually, it got aggressive. Police under President Tom Hanks could x-ray a suspected cyborg at will. `` Cyborg rights'' activists started to crop up, trying to legalize `` non-lethal'' cybernetics and give `` treatment'' to cyborgs. 
 
 What happened next, Joe could n't exactly pin down. Some say that George himself put special chips in every cybernetic that allowed for mind control. Others said that the cyborgs rose up of their own accord. Either way, cyborgs overthrew all the major world governments in under a week. 
 
 With the cyborgs in control, a new philosophy was established. The pre-uprising cyborgs were `` the Great Cyborgs''. They got all the delicacies, such as cooked food and purified water. The other organic people were captured as slaves and had mandatory cybernetics implanted in them, forcing them to live unnaturally long lives and eat unprepared food, as `` The Lesser Cyborgs''. Joe understood that the men watching them were the `` Great Cyborgs'', and everyone under them, including him, had been implanted with mandatory cybernetics. 
 
 Apparently, cybernetics had a fatal flaw that turned people sterile, so the Cyborgs could never reproduce. What was left of the governments froze humans and put them underground, in bunkers. But the Great Cyborgs found them, and converted them to the Lesser Cyborg slaves. 
 
 There were once resistance groups, sung about as bringers of hope, but once the Great Cyborgs had access to the killsats it was hopeless. 
 
 Joe spent the rest of his life attempting to suicide, to get back to paradise, but his implants prevented him from doing so. Joe, and the rest of his race, slaved under the Cybrogs until global warming roasted them all to death.
