[ WP ] Two best friends have a small , but escalating disagreement over something insignificant . One of them ends up strangling the other .

Tim looked at me, stunned. `` Dude. Auto-erotic asphyxiation is awesome. Do n't pretend you never tried it.'' 
 
 `` Never, not once,'' I said. `` What about Bill Carradine and all that shit. I do n't wan na die jerking off. Ever seen *World's Greatest Dad*?'' 
 
 `` Worth it,'' Tim answered. 
 
 `` Worth it? Dying?'' 
 
 `` If you would try it, you'd agree,'' he reasoned. 
 
 `` Whatever.'' 
 
 He looked at me, a deep hunger in his eyes. `` Try it,'' he whispered. 
 
 `` I'm not gon na, dude. It feels just fine without it.'' 
 
 `` You're gon na do it. Right now.'' 
 
 `` In front of you?'' I asked, incredulous. 
 
 `` We're bros!'' he answered. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' 
 
 In a swift movement, he wrapped his hands around my neck. `` Here you go, bro!'' he shouted, smiling. I laughed. Whatever, I'll roll with it. 
 
 As my esophagus began to collapse, I unzipped and started jerking. *Dude*, I thought, *he's right. This is awesome. * 
 
 He laughed and I choked a little. A few blood vessels in my eye popped, no biggie. Just two bros hanging out. 
 
 As the world began to fade from view, I climaxed. It was so good. And when death's stale breath drifted across the back of my neck, I knew Tim was right. 
 
 `` Bro! Was it good for you?'' his voiced echoed, into the abyss.
