[ WP ] I mean , I knew trying to stick ANOTHER toaster on it prob'ly would n't end up doing something useful , but I was n't expecting ... that .

`` Kyle, WHAT are you doing?'' My roommate stormed into the room. I took a step back, cringing. 
 
 In all honesty, I was n't really sure what I had done. It started as a playful game -- trying to figure out how many kitchen supplies I could balance on my dog's back, but it got a little dark from there... 
 
 `` Kyle! What did you do to Scruffy?'' Kelly began shoving spatulas and microwaves off of our dog. He was pushed down against the floor, his breath short and heavy. `` You're lucky he still has a heartbeat! What were you thinking?'' 
 
 `` What was I thinking? What were YOU thinking? You just destroyed my masterpiece! I could've set a world record, Kelly!'' 
 
 `` Kyle, you're crazy,'' Kelly mumbled, lifting up the dog. Crazy. Me? I drink thirty-five cups of coffee every day. It makes you smarter, you know.; ) 

