[ WP ] An MMORPG boss is lonely after a new expansion pack is released and no one comes to fight him anymore .

I am Navaku, slayer of heroes and bestower of gifts. For hundreds of years I have waited in my dungeon. Waiting, planning. The occasional brave knight would come to face me; his demise. I would slay him easily and hide his items away. On rare occasions a lost traveler would stumble into my domain. They bring me gifts of treasures. I do not fear for them, I know they would become whole again after a price paid to the spirits. They would go back to the village and tell the town of my terror, the horrors they had seen! One day, one day I would be defeated. Until then, I would just collect their items and wait. 
 Many years I waited. My stash of loot has grown. I know soon my time would come. 
 
 My time has come! Long have tales of my ferocity plagued the town, I am a terror. A small band of heroes has come together to defeat me. I can hear them climbing up my mountain. I stomp my feet in glee, a rock slide results. One of them is yelling. “ Avoid the falling rocks, they will knock you back! ” A rock slide! I am pleased with my efforts to terrify them. 
 
 They ’ ve made it up my mountain, I can smell them. They are sitting in the entrance eating a small feast they have prepared. Who does battle on a full stomach? It is an odd sight. I roar and stomp my feet, I hope to terrify. The leader is giving instructions, but in a whisper. I strain to hear him but I can ’ t. 
 
 Here they come! They are running at me full charge! I roar in defiance! Today will be the day they face NAVAKU! 
 
 
 The battle was fierce, they had come more prepared then I thought. They avoided my flames and stomps. I have been slain, but I am pleased. They walked off with my items. I know they will come back. I too can bargain with spirits for a resurrection. 
 
 I have become whole again. I passed over the town spouting fire to announce my resurrection. This time I will be prepared for the band of heroes. I will try some new tricks. 
 
 I am defeated once more! I have never felt so alive! What fun it is to battle! I will wait for them again. I know all their tricks now. I still have items they can steal. Perhaps this time I will steal them back. A good hero can ’ t resist the temptation of my loot. 
 
 Where are the heroes? I have remained undefeated in my cavern for quite some time now. Surely they haven ’ t forgotten the threat looming over their village so soon? Do they not recall the terror of Navaku? I will remind them. 
 
 I have stolen a flock of their sheep. I wait patiently for the heroes to make me pay for my crime. 
 
 I have eaten the sheep. The heroes have yet to come. I will fly over their village in the morning. 
 
 
 I have been waiting a long time for heroes. For hundreds of years I have waited in my dungeon. Waiting, planning. I hope one day the heroes will come back. 
 
 
 Note: I am sure there are some errors in this, I wrote it and posted it. I'm also terrible with commas so there you have it. 
 
 

