[ WP ] You are a devout christian , and you just died . When you ascend , you discover that the real god is Tūmatauenga , the Maori god of war .

Allen died choking on a ham sandwich. It was n't a particularly good ham sandwich nor was it particularly bad. It could have had more ham, he thought as he died. 
 
 His life did n't flash before his eyes. Instead, he saw his mother's hand as she led him to his first Sunday School. The silver of the old woman's hair as she bent over the bible, mouthing words of repentance and promise. He'd always liked the promise part. 
 
 He opened his eyes, surprised to still have eyes. 
 
 A man stood before him, covered in thick black tattoos. He carried a spear and spoke like a brook. 
 
 He handed Allen the spear. Allen grabbed it. His hand slowly started to turn red. Then his arm. His legs turned to fire and he was reborn. 
 
 `` We're dying all the time,'' the tattooed man said. `` The only thing to do is fight.''
