[ CW ] Write a story that seems like it could reveal much with heavy analysis of symbols and events . However , write it with absolutely no thought about symbols or hidden meaning at all . In the comments , furiously debate hidden meanings and symbols of the story .

I love to play the trumpet, but I hate to hear others play. When I play myself, half the time I hate to hear myself too, so I put plugs in my ears. Then I can practice till my lips are so sore I ca n't eat for hours without hearing a sound the wretched thing makes. It is the best feeling in the world. 
 
 I love to listen to the clarinet, but I have tried playing it a few times, and absolutely hated it. 
 
 The flute is OK, but people look ridiculous while playing it. 
 
 Do n't even get me started on the tuba. That monstrosity should be banned! 
 
 The sound of the piano is like a ticking clock, while the wailing of the saxophone is like a baby on a plane. 
 
 Bassoons are for faggots, and the oboe would look better upside-down. 
 
 The trombone could possibly be used as a murder weapon - especially if you attached a bayonet to the end of the slide. That's what I think about when I hear a trombonist playing forte or more. 
 
 The euphonium is not euphoric in my opinion, although that is what the players seem to think. 
 
 Conductors are all jerks. I should know, my father was one.
