[ WP ] Turns out that the purpose of life is war . Humans are self-multiplying shock troops , left to our own until our numbers get high enough to be useful in the ongoing galactic war . Today our previously thought to be useless DNA has been flipped to ON .

`` The purpose of life is war. It has always been war and it always will be war. You ask a Human what he thought about war fifty years ago and he might have said `` War? I wish all the violence would vanish one day.'' Ha. The Humans of the past even created an afterlife of peace where no battles are fought and they all just walked on an eternal plane of nothing. The fools they were. We, the Glorious Confederate Systems of Junos, have created them. Their creation was needed, as more shock troops were required to wage war against the Grand Order of Tellova. The working class scum needed to be pushed back to the desolate planets they had come from. And I, Dr. Baron Jullini, had been tasked with creating new species to throw at the Grand Order scum. After years of research into creating the perfect species, I believed I finally had the solution to our problem. 
 
 `` Humanity was the perfect species I had created. A baby could be birthed, at max, in nine months and within eighteen to twenty-one years could be ready to fight. They quickly populated and spread throughout the land. Throughout their creation I wanted them to crave fighting, to not feel fulfilled without having to fight. I set up their little nations so they would have someone to fight while we prepared them for great battles ahead. Honestly I just needed to put a spear in their hands and away they went, to go fulfill their purpose. I was even more excited when they began forming their own reasons to fight. Wealth, religion, power, all very good reasons to fight and as such the little nations turned into kingdoms and then to full nation states fighting for their believed vision of existence. It was n't till the 8th stage of conditioning that I saw something remarkable. To the Humans, the 8th stage was about a hundred year period what they would call the `` twentieth century.'' They began to wage war to form a stable planet so as not to destroy their own linage. Even with the advent of nuclear weapons, they refused to use them to destroy each other. With that I decided they were about ready in the 9th stage of conditioning. Self preservation is a very hard condition to form in any artificial species mind, especially one made for killing. 
 
 `` So, in the Year 323 of the Third War against the Grand Order, I had switched the gene that had been laying dormant for so long. All at once I could tell their blood lust was beginning to kick in. Every man, women and child began to kill each other. If I had n't intervene the whole planet may have been reduced to nuclear sludge as planetary leaders began to launch their missiles. My arrival fortunately stopped the fighting, unfortunately they began to turn on me and the fleet. Within in three hours they had brought a battleship down. Within two years they had designed and built their own faster then light traveling battle craft. Within five years they had found, engaged, and destroyed the IV Scientific Fleet. `` 
 
 As Dr. Baron Jullini had finished the Head Tribunal wrote a quick note to himself and spoke 
 `` So, Dr. Jullini, you are admitting fault for the loss of the IV Scientific Fleet and for allowing these... these.. Humans to get their hands on technology not originally mandated to them?'' 
 The light quickly went form the Head Tribunal back to Jullini. 
 `` Yes Head Tribunal.'' 
 `` And you are also being accused of the complete slaughter of the Colony Heddon VIII by the same animals that destroyed the fleet.'' 
 `` I take full responsibility for the slaughter of Heddon VIII'' 
 `` Dr. Jullini, by the laws set down by our ancestors you are accused of High Treason. How do you plea?'' 
 `` Guilty Head Tribunal.'' 
 `` Do you understand a guilty verdict warrants execution by beheading?'' 
 `` I do.'' Jullini looked the Head Tribunal in the eyes and declared `` I'd rather be dead then face the coming storm I have created.'' 
 
 
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