[ WP ] Due to misuse of the word `` literally '' , your country has been taken over by actual Grammar Nazis .

Dear Timothy, 
 
 As I write this, the Grammar Nazis are are swarming Boston harbor. I know that it wo n't be long before they reach me. This is literally the worst. 
 
 You know, I say that, this really is n't effecting me as much as I thought. I do n't feel scared or anything. Just pissed. Ironic, you know? I mean I'm not really doing good over here, but I'm not shitting myself. 
 
 Omg. There's this continuous siren outside - it keeps stopping and starting but it wont stop and just *ugh*. I really just ca n't even right now. I'm laying down on my floor, listening to the panic outside. I mean I know I should evacuate but I have n't started moving. Should probably go do that. 
 
 What I'm really confused about is why is this happening. Like literally, what is their deal. Is n't Harvard like right here? We should have like the best grammar points or whatever. Really tho, fuck these guys. I just really do n't get whom the fuck brought these people here. Makes me nauseous. 
 
 Anyway, I guess I need to head to the bunker or something. Why do you get to be in LA? I bet you guys do n't have to worry about Grammar Nazis. 
 
 I hope this email finds you safely. xoxoxoxo 
 
 -Rachel
