[ WP ] A self-aware NPC in a video game gets jealous of the playable character ( s ) and wo n't stop at anything to kill them off for good .

`` Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you do n't.'' said Nazeem. 
 
 Nazeem was easily the of the most annoying NPCs in Whiterun along with Heimskr and Farengar Secret-Fire. He always insulted my Dragonborn and would then go to the market to harass Carlotta Valentia and Ysolda. 
 
 This time I've had it with him. My Dragonborn crouched behind him and pickpocketed his entire inventory. Thanks to the Misdirection and Perfect Touch perks, Nazeem was now completely naked. Justice was served. 
 
 I then proceded to take my Dragonborn to Winterhold to complete the College Questline, the only one left to complete. My Dragonborn was already the slayer of Alduin, defeater of Miraak, Dawnguard member, Harbinger of the Companions, Thieves Guild Master and Listener for the Dark Brotherhood. You could say that he was pretty powerful at this point. 
 
 Approaching the bridge of the College, I realised something was wrong. Faralda was normally there to assess the player's magic ability. However, she was dead. I looked around the College to try to find out what happened. In the Hall of the Elements, the other members of the college laid dead and stripped of all gear. A few Dremoras appeared out of nowhere and began to attack me. Being such an overlevelled Dragonborn, I made quick work of them with my Dragonbone Swords ( Legendary ). 
 
 I wondered if this was some mod that I accidentally installed. I paused the game and pressed Alt-Tab. My desktop was revealed and I opened Nexus Mods to check for anything that could have caused the Winterhold Massacre. Other than a few patches and graphical mods, there was nothing in my load order. This must have been some strange game-breaking bug. 
 
 I opened Skyrim again and I loaded up an earlier save. This time the Dragonborn was outside the player home in Whiterun. As he entered his home to store some items that were weighing him down, I saw a horrible scene. The Dragonborn's wife Mjoll the Lioness was dead and stripped of all of her gear. This should not have been possible as Mjoll is an essential NPC which means she is immortal. I looked upstairs and Lydia and Lucia were killed as well. I did not have Killable Children installed so there was definitely something wrong with the game. Like the Winterhold incident, a few Dremoras appeared out of nowhere and the combat music started to play, but they were still no match for my Dragonborn. 
 
 Deciding that I would make a new save later, I proceded to exit my house and explore Whiterun. Upon loading, my Dragonborn was surrounded by Dremoras which he quickly killed. The citizens of Whiterun were also killed and stripped. This was no mere bug I thought to myself. This must have been some manually installed mod that my friends put on my PC when I left it logged in one night. 
 
 My Dragonborn walked around Whiterun. Completely dead and silent. That was until, a voice came from behind him. 
 
 `` Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you do n't.'' 
 
 Nazeem. That son of a bitch. 
 
 I turned my character around and the culprit was there. Dressed in a full set of Daedric Armor and wielding a Daedric Sword and Shield. 
 
 Before I could even draw my swords to attack Nazeem, he shouted `` FUS RO DAH!''. My Dragonborn was ragdolled and sent flying in third person view. My character was down, I attempted to pause my game to drink a few potions but Nazeem follwed up with `` YOL TOR SHUUL!!!''. My character was engulfed with flames. 
 
 This was bad. My Dragonborn got up on his feet and drew his swords. Then I noticed Nazeem's hands were glowing purple. 
 
 Conjuration. How powerful was this guy? 
 
 `` I actually advise the Jarl on political matters. My input is invaluable, of course. But this is all probably a bit over your head.'' taunted Nazeem. 
 
 He summoned six Dremoras. 
 
 `` More?'' I thought to myself. 
 
 I used my Unrelenting Force shout to clear them away. The Dremoras were sent flying, but Nazeem remained still. 
 
 This was bad. Not even the Ebony Warrior could do that. 
 
 Nazeem equipped a Daedric Bow and fired an arrow at me. 
 
 Shit. It was a Daedric Bow of Petrifying and the Dragonborn was paralysed. 
 
 The Dremoras rushed to my Dragonborn and began hacking away at him. His health was dropping rapidly. 
 
 Nazeem drew his sword again and beheaded my Dragonborn. 
 
 That bastard won. 
 
 I closed down Skyrim in frustration and that's when I saw it. 
 
 My wallpaper was changed to Nazeem's face. My desktop was filled with Readme text files all saying `` Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you do n't.'' 
 
 One week later, my desktop was sorted out again and I made sure that there was no malware. 
 
 I started up Skyrim again and loaded up the save. I pressed the tilde key immediately, bringing up the console. I hated cheating, but I hated Nazeem even more. 
 
 I typed `` tgm'' and pressed enter. 
 
 > God Mode Enabled 
 
 Come and get me Nazeem. You bastard.
