[ WP ] You managed to piss off every major world country while sleepwalking last night .

Of all the times and places I could have fallen asleep, this was the absolute worst. I had been putting in double shifts every day for the last 15 days straight. The overtime was great, but, damn was I tired! It would have all been worth it, though, to see the new stadium debut in such a glorious fashion and know it was my contribution that made it possible. I may never be an Olympian myself, but I would build the stadium that the whole world would talk about. It would stand for generations, long past the time the athletes names had been forgotten. The ceremony was going to be extravagant, too. A real spectacle. Of course, it did n't go off quite as planned. I was there doing last minute stuff when the ceremony started. I got to see some of it, too. Dancing and concerts, and pyrotechnics like you would n't believe. But that's not what they'll be talking about tomorrow. Not the stadium, not the concerts, not the costumes. Nope. They'll be talking about the construction worker who fell asleep in the can and then joined the Parade of Nations, sleepwalking, with his pants down.
