[ WP ] Mary Sue is angsting about why everybody likes him/her .

I do n't get it, I really do n't! I do my best to have a well-rounded social life, but honestly, I'm so bored I'm about to die! Every day it's the same: I wake up, run a brush through my hip-length and effortlessly flawless golden hair, throw on the same perfectly pressed uniform I wore yesterday and the day before, and dash off to high school. And the second I walk in the room, every goddamn time, everyone stops what they're doing and forms this tight little circle around me as I try to walk to class. The first time this happened I thought I had my skirt on inside-out or something, but no. Everyone just wants to *talk* to me. 
 
 `` Hi, Mary-Sue!'' 
 `` Mary-Sue, will you eat lunch with me today?'' 
 `` Did you see that boy from chem class? Chayden Lockeheart? With the tawny brown hair, biceps, and dimples? I think he *likes* you!'' 
 
 *Vomit. * Please, I'm just trying to get to Algebra without it being a goddamn news story. 
 
 And God for-fucking-bid I should have a bad day or vent my frustrations publicly or- gasp! - *cry*. Same damn thing with the circle of bodies only it's: 
 
 `` I'm here for you.'' 
 `` Ohmiigawd, who did this to you?! I'm going to kill them'' 
 `` She's so dark and mysterious and interesting!'' 
 
 I am not angsty or mysterious or interesting, I am on my goddamn period. I just want to have actual, noticeable flaws like everyone else on the planet. I'd love to not make a 100 % on every assignment and test. Once, I turned in a blank paper with nothing but the words, `` Mrs. Hamilton sux my ass'' and I STILL got 100 % plus extra credit. I think I'd cry from happiness if I could go a single hour without someone trying to have a conversation with me. And if I have to listen to how ONE MORE FUCKING PERSON loves, lusts after, or understands me, I'm going to stab them in the eyes!! 
 
 *gasp, pant* 
 
 Thank you, that is all. 

