[ WP ] After dying , God asks you : `` So , how was heaven ? ''

`` So?, how was heaven'' -He said with a unctuous and pleading voice - 
 
 `` they have fallen for it, they deny anything related to you, and they forcibly refuse to believe back'' - i knew it was the right answer because his eyes closed with blessed relief- 
 
 `` So?, are they going to be alright? - this time his throat made a rasping uncomfortable noise as his voice broke with the anxiety of his plea- 
 
 `` No, they wo n't but there's no much of a choice, of course they wo n't be alright, but they do n't want to be alright either, have your forgotten that it was their idea in the first place?'' - as the words hit him i started to fill the paperwork and signing the contract- 
 
 `` Do n't be too harsh on them please, they're only humans after all'' - A hint of defeat perhaps? a note of remorse?, maybe a faint reproaching undertone? - 
 
 `` I am only doing my job, it's not like i have to explain myself, is it?'' - of course it was remorse in his voice, because he could n't deny my logic and defeat my response, the gears were running and there were no stopping them, once the contract was signed there was no turning back, humanity was in my hands... - 
 
 `` Alright then, i only expect you to do it well and when time is due, you will return everything as it was before'' - There was authority in his tone this time- 
 
 `` Alas! you do n't trust me?!, i have never failed before and never i will, you know that, is n't a millennium enough to vouch for my commitment?'' - I was getting a little angry at the fact that he did n't expressly mentioned so.- 
 
 `` Oh i trust you to do as good as you've ever done my son, you are as i always said' perfect for the job', i am only making sure that you understand that this time, it is not, as always,'punishment' but a new role, congratulations by the way Shaitan, you deserved this and i am glad to rest my trust on you, take it with a grain of salt if you must, but i do n't make light judgment, this is as you said, humanity's choice `` 
 
 And thus i started my new role as'Satan, Head Chief of the Department of Earth Affairs... 
 
 
 
 
 

