[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

`` For fuck sake, Barb, why is it always about that?'' Kevin looked away, grabbed his jeans and hoodie from the pile they made and headed into the bathroom. 
 
 `` It's just... mesmerizing, is all,'' Barb said list-fully, `` it's like you're a maaaagic man, you know like --'' `` yeah, like the fucking song,'' Kevin interjected, `` every damn time with the song.'' 
 
 He half-finished shaving, and stared at the mark on his left oblique. This stupid shining dragon -- complete with spread wings and fiery breath -- had overshadowed anything meaningful in his life. 
 
 `` It's a fucking birthmark, God dammit,'' Kevin turned, seething with a cocktail of anger and depression, `` and all you ever do -- all anyone ever does -- is look at me, this dragon, as a form of power and # destiny. Im NOTHING!'' 
 
 Barb looked into his eyes, smiled, and laughed. `` You're not nothing,'' she flirted, `` you're my magic man.'' 
 
 Edit: first submission, be gentle
