[ WP ] An immortal couple have been seen throughout recorded history , write an account of them in any time period you wish . Bonus points if you match the writing style of the time period

`` Phillip'', The woman whispered. `` We seem to be dreadfully lost.'' 
 
 `` Is Philip back in vogue now?'' The man muttered while trying to rotate a map every which way in order to make heads or tails of their current position. `` You have n't used that name since the days of Macedon.'' 
 
 Frustrated, Phillip threw the map on the ground where a small gust picked it up and blew it over the edge of the hot air balloon. 
 
 `` Now look what you've done, you ninny'' The woman sighed. 
 
 `` Now look, Pirene.'' Phillip growled. `` I do so adore you, but it was your idea to travel in *Victorian Style*. 
 
 `` Trains and ships make me dreadfully sick, my dear'' Pirene made a motion as if to faint. `` Is n't it wonderful to go like the wind?'' 
 
 `` Except the wind is n't going, and that's why we're stuck in the middle of the Atlantic.'' Phillip said dryly. `` Oh wait, we are moving. Every second, this infernal contraption loses altitude. At this rate, we'll have to swim to Morocco.'' 
 
 `` And we both know how much we need the Moroccan pleasure houses.'' Pirene laughed. `` Your performance in the Boudoir has been less than satisfactory.'' 
 
 `` Perhaps I'd be more motivated in the bedroom if my darling wife did n't just turn 100,000.'' 
 
 `` How dare you'' she growled. `` I told you never to mention that in my presence. You Brute!'' 
 
 `` Witch'' 
 
 `` Neanderthal'' 
 
 `` How, pray tell is that an insult? I am literally a neanderthal.'' 
 
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 `` Ohhh, Phillip,'' Pirene yelled, while trying to stay afloat with her heavy dress. `` Do not speak. I am extremely cross at the moment.'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry, dear'', Phillip said. `` But I just had a splendid idea! We can just sink to the bottom of the ocean and walk to Morocco!'' 
 
 It took 4 months of walking on the bottom of the ocean before the odd couple reached land. And it was quite a queer sight when a woman in a rotten dress and a man with barnacles on his tophat emerged from the ocean. 
 
 `` Pirene'' Phillip said. `` You must know there is no one I'd rather walk across the Atlantic with than you, even if you were one of those weak mortals.'' 
 
 `` How sweet, Phillip'', she crooned. `` Now let us enjoy the remainder of our year-long anniversary on the sandy beaches of Morocco. Hmm, a bit lacking in the beaches, and quite overcast...'' 
 
 They both looked around and then at each other and screamed: 
 
 `` NORFOLK'' 
 
 `` We're in England, you nincompoop'' Pirene yelled. `` Back where we started!'' 
 
 `` This would have been all avoided had we taken the SS Marianne.'' Phillip shot back. `` Your delicate constitution be damned.'' 
 
 `` Ugh, YOU BRUTE'' 
 
 `` WITCH'' 
 
 `` NEANDERTHAL''
