[ TT ] The war between Canada and America for the Oregon Territory enters its fourth year

`` General! Reports of the Canadian airforce being spotted Sir!'' 
 
 
 `` Thank you Private Williams. Runner! Send this to Lieutenant Miers on the front, our connection is down. Send out the Apache team, flank their infantry positions, root them out.'' 
 
 
 `` Sir!'' 
 
 
 `` You there! What's your name? Private, get over here. Where are the reports on their mechanized infantry?'' 
 
 
 `` General Sir! We have lost them in the woods southwest of Olympia Sir! We ca n't detect any heat signatures or movements from the previous satellite photographs.'' 
 
 
 *Sirens Blaring. Emergency Deployment, Attack imminent* 
 
 
 `` Jones! Why was n't there a report of enemy movement this close to the CP?'' 
 
 
 `` Sir there was! It's the 4th Goose Division! They have landed their gooses a cli-'' 
 
 
 *BANG* 
 
 
 `` Sorry, that's geese you uneducated swine, eh boys?'' 
 
 
 *HONK HONK HONK*
