[ WP ] The best male wingman on earth tries to help his friend score with a hot lady . Meanwhile , the best female winggirl on earth tries to make sure her friend ( the hot lady ) goes home alone .

Do n't try arguing with a woman. It will never work. She who controls the vagina, controls the universe. Watch: The best wingman and the best winggirl go toe-to-toe. They have opposite objectives though they do not know it yet. 
 
 A well-dressed man walks up to a couple of girls in the corner of a bar and talks to the one on the right, which might surprise you because her friend is more attractive. 
 
 `` Hi, I was just about to leave but then I saw you from across the bar and I would have a terrible night if I left without getting your name.'' 
 
 He is tall and attractive. He seems confident and genuine and the slight smirk on his face tells you that it would n't bother him at all if he was rejected. 
 
 `` Melissa,'' the girl says. 
 
 `` Mark,'' the man says and they shake hands, and fall into a deep conversation while her hot friend sips a drink. She is bored and she is about to interrupt them when another attractive man comes up to her and introduces himself. She is happy about the attention and she is happy to not be bored anymore, so they chat and relocate to a more quiet part of the bar at the man's suggestion. 
 
 Melissa sees this. 
 
 `` That's your friend, is n't it?'' she says. 
 
 Mark looks at his friend then turns back to Melissa with his movie-star smirk. `` Yes, he is.'' 
 
 `` I'm sure she appreciates the attention, but I have to inform you, for the sake of your friend, that she is HIV positive. I think your friend ought to know that before he takes her home.'' 
 
 Mark's smirk disappears. He turns around, walks over to his friend, whispers something in his ear and they both leave the bar. 
 
 You'll never win. Abandon all hope ye who enter here. 
 

