[ WP ] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life . If you win you go to heaven , lose you go to hell . Your job was an exterminator on earth .

Damn. Turns out the afterlife is a bit... strange? That's a good way to put it. I have to fight every animal and insect I killed. From the squirrels in my yard when I was a kid, to the countless insects from my job as an exterminator. Apparently all the creatures I cared for are able to defend me. Here I go, into the ring. Nothing but me, my pets, and the 5-7 I died with. 
 
 *Announcer*: 
 `` Welcome back to Afterlife Cage Match! I'm your announcer for tonight, and we have a hell of a fight here tonight. James T. Clark, pest control expert, versus all his kills. Hundreds of thousands of insects all wanting revenge, and even a few squirrels! But, we are allowing him to use his pets as an advantage. His pets include:'' 
 
 Pets: 
 
 4 pythons 
 
 2 anacondas 
 
 3 California king snakes 
 
 2 spitting cobras 
 
 1 black mamba 
 
 5 Death Valley Scorpions 
 
 10 Cobalt Blue Tarantulas 
 
 5 Mexican Redknee Tarantulas 
 
 8 chickens 
 
 2 cats 
 
 3 eagles 
 
 2 hawks 
 
 1 African Grey Parrot 
 
 1 Pacific Octopus 
 
 1 Bengal Tiger 
 
 600,000 honeybees 
 
 Fight!!! 
 
 

