[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

I watched their eyes. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as _it_ caught their attention for the first time. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they lit up from the comprehension of what it was that they were actually seeing. 
 
 I watched their eyes, and their agape mouth, as they struggled with it. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they looked at the rest of me, curiosity having overtaken their politeness by now. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they were even more surprised to see the website on my t-shirt. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they struggled, even more than they were earlier, with what they had just read. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they pulled out their phones and typed in the website on my t-shirt. 
 
 I watched their eyes, as they read and watched everything I had put up, and the sparkle started to fade. 
 
 I could be an ad for MasterCard, I smiled to myself. 
 
 > Buying www.NoItsNotMagical.com? $ 10.99 
 > 
 > Buying a 100 t-shirts with www.NoItsNotMagical.com printed on them? $ 649.99 
 > 
 > Never having to answer _THAT_ question again? Priceless.
