[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

**Who dares summon the Great Xuthulai?! ** 
 
 `` Ahhhhh he's so cute! Like a big red teddy bear! Look at his little horns!'' 
 
 `` Oh my god YES! I just want to take him home and feed him goats!'' 
 
 **What? No! You will tremble before The Lord of Pain! ** 
 
 `` Mister Zoothulee? Can you tell my mom I can stay out with Brad until 11 tomorrow because I'm totally responsible enough and she would listen to you and...'' 
 
 **It's *Xuthulai*, mortal, and I do not deign myself as an errand boy! ** 
 
 `` Ahhhh he talks just like my dad when he's mad and drunk! Zoothie, I'm Misti, and this is Crystal. We're both Geminis and you're totally our new BFF!'' 
 
 `` Bitch, shut up! I thought I was your BFF!'' 
 
 `` Crystie slut, oh my god! Not in front of the sexy demon! You're such a drag sometimes.'' 
 
 **ENOUGH! Xuthulai will smite you to ashes for this insolence! Wait, where is my Smite Wand? ** 
 
 `` Oh, you mean this? Foolish amateur beast. Best close your eyes for this one, dog. It will hurt. Remove that silly human skin and come along, Beelzebub. We have a world to enslave.''
