[ WP ] You 're listening to W95.7FM , the only station still broadcasting after the blast .

`` The giant dust cloud will block out our signal in about half hour, so we have a full block to go until we're done here at W95.7FM, End of the World Radio! We'll kick off this block with a little news. The USSA detonated their test subspace weapon only for it to horribly malfunction. 
 
 We are all going to die. And now, some R.E.M!'' 
 
 [ [ Music Block ] ] ( https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=Z0GFRcFm-aY ) 
 
 `` And we're back. The cloud is reaching us now, and we'll be done for broadcasting. See you all on the other side, God help us all.'' 
 
 
 ____ 
 
 *off mic* 
 
 `` DAMNIT JERRY I TOLD YOU THIS WAS AN AWFUL APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE'' 
 
 `` People seem to have bought it.'' he said through a puff on the cigar. 
 
 `` If they live in a bunker.'' 
 
 `` I'm going to go home to be with my wife before the *real* one hits.'' 
 
 `` Christsake Jerry, lighten up. We tried.'' 

