[ WP ] A serial murderer who has performed 100 's of inhumane experiments is caught . His research suggests he has found cures for several major diseases and wo n't divulge unless all charges are dropped .

**A televised press conference outside of city hall** 
 
 `` Ladies and gentlemen of the press, my name is Sergeant Major Richards of The HPD. You've all been asked to come here because a decision has been reached regarding the now well known Dr. Sparrow's unusual request. Before I announce the decision that has been made, I'd like for you all to know that the authorities involved in making it are at the top of their fields, and various ethical advisers have been consulted in regards to its making. I was part of the team that discovered Dr. Richards in his home. I was one of the first men to see the full nature and scale of his experiments, and it was I who personally made the arrest. I was part of the committee in charge of making this decision, and consequently must deny the allegations that an unnamed government agency was responsible for reversing our initial verdict. The unethical nature of Dr. Sparrow's experiments can not overshadow the outstanding and incredible results they have made, of which include cures & vaccines for most forms of Cancer & Diabetes, Tuberculosis, Malaria, HIV, AIDS, Lower Respiratory Infections, Cerebrovascular Disease, Cerebral Palsy, some forms of Autism, Erectile Dysfunction, Ischemic Heart Disease, and some causes of Blindness. It is for these reasons, and the committee's *re-evaluated* verdict, that our department has decided to drop all charges against Dr. Elijah Sparrow of 87 Cherokee Trail in the great city of Houston, Texas at this time. Dr. Sparrow will be meeting with medical officials at offices near Methodist Hospital downtown tomorrow to discuss future application of his findings. I strongly and sincerely encourage the public to *not* take matters into their own hands, and to *not* seek out any form of street justice, no matter how brutal or depraved. Thank you, and have a good day.''
