[ WP ] Multiple nuclear explosions wipe out several cities in the middle east , but noone knows who deployed the weapons . This is the resulting UN emergency meeting .

The room was dead silent. 
 
 You could see the grim looks on their faces, judgments passing through their minds, prejudices from years past being dug up and weighed against each other. 
 
 Nobody wanted to make an accusation, but everyone had their suspicions. They had been sitting in this remote room for almost 7 hours now cautiously broaching topics that might offer any clues. Outside of any electronic contact with the outside world, the ambassadors had to figure out what was going on. 
 
 The Americans assumed it was the work of organized terror groups under the backing of one of those desert dictators. Who else could it be? After all, how could it be the Russians, with the vast CIA network of moles suggesting otherwise? The Chinese? What ’ s their end in it? Makes no sense. Plus we knew these bumbling ideological fucks cared more about making a statement than any tactical necessity when using something so blunt as a nuke. 
 
 MI6 were thinking along the same lines, but you could never know what those goddamn Americans might have fucked up and trying to cover up this time. It wouldn ’ t be COMPLETELY out of question that the CIA would do something as outrageous as having multiple field nukes deployed in a literal minefield like the middle east. But why? Is this a power-play against the new Russo-Chinese alliance forming? I thought those idiots didn ’ t even know about that. 
 
 Mother Russia knows this must be an American-British conspiracy. All of these shit heads here have been just waiting for something like this to happen since Chernobyl. Those capitalist pigs know it couldn ’ t have been us, yet it works as another clever trick to turn the world against us yet again. After we get out of this meeting, we must assert ourselves by flying our jets closer to their airspace. 
 
 The Chinese try to remain levelheaded. Statistically these things only happen in that part of the world anyways, and it has no bearing on the global market, therefore there is no need to deallocate any resources in addressing this regrettable tragedy. It would be wise for the world to come together at this time, and invest money in humanitarian efforts, many of which purchase materials produced by our philanthropic citizens. 
 
 Tension was at a peak in the room. What humans could have done this? What group of people could have perpetrated something like this? Who would be next? 
 
 Suddenly a man with a clipboard burst into the room. North Africa, Eastern Europe, Russia, India, China had all been hit. 
 
 Eyes quickly turned towards the Americans and the British. They looked back sheepishly. 
 
 Less than a minute later another man burst into the room. Two nuclear explosions had been detected in the Mediterranean Sea, as well as several others in Indian Ocean. 
 
 The room was dead silent.
