[ WP ] Tell me the story of the first anything .

`` Hum... Are you sure about this, friend?'' 
 
 `` Yeah totally! Trust me it's gon na be completely fine!'' 
 
 ``... I do n't know man it seems pretty weird to me.'' 
 
 `` Come on already! I know this might seem weird at first glance but soon everybody will catch up with it!'' 
 
 `` But I mean what's the point! Plus, you tell me we have to do this every time?'' 
 
 `` It depends, we can add some variations - look...'' 
 
 [... ] 
 
 `` Ah come on it's getting even more confusing, I do n't even know where you're going with that, now!'' 
 
 `` Hey, give it a shot! You're not even trying!'' 
 
 `` UGH FINE!... Happy now?'' 
 
 `` No you have to express more emotions.'' 
 
 `` Like that?'' 
 
 `` Ouch, too strong!'' 
 
 `` - Aw for fuck's sake - is this any better?'' 
 
 `` Too weak.'' 
 
 `` Hmpf - and like this?'' 
 
 `` Nonono, you're too agressive! more friendly!'' 
 
 `` This way then?'' 
 
 `` More firmly.'' 
 
 `` I swear if this one's not good enough I-'' 
 
 `` Nope, too tight.'' 
 
 `` DAMN IT! Why the hell would people do that kind of stuff anyway? It does n't make any sense!'' 
 
 `` Trust me, everyone will follow in no time.'' 
 
 `` And you tell me people would do that everytime they meet?'' 
 
 `` Yup.'' 
 
 `` How do you call this rubbish nonsense again?'' 
 
 `` A handshake.''
