[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

Spring is an interesting time of year for this species, but most especially for the adolescents. As one biologist stated'Ah Spring, when a young man's thoughts turn to thoughts of romance.' As another biologist stated'As opposed to what?' ( chuckles ) Yes, as one might have guessed, this species is particularly hormone driven. Especially in their youth. 
 
 Oh, and here comes a young alpha male, wearing the ceremonial'Letterman Jacket' that he won for some great feat of strength and skill. He is approaching one of the alpha females, the'Queen B' as it were. He has a box of chocolates in his hand, it appears he is going for the gift giving ritual, always a risky practice. Let's see if he chose an acceptable gift or not. 
 
 Oh, it looks like he did, she has n't slapped him at least. But what's this, she's refusing the gift! It appears the alpha male is talking to her now, not something his kind usually do. They're arguing now, never a good sign. And there it is, the slap of ultimate rejection! He's shocked, and she's storming away in a huff to... oh my, what's this? She's gone to one of the beta females. They're kissing! It appears the Queen has already chosen a mate from among the herd's females! Oh dear, this will throw the males for quite a loop!
