[ WP ] A superhero fight from a normal persons perspective .

*BAM* 
 
 `` That's one.'' 
 
 *BAM* 
 
 `` Two.'' 
 
 *BAM* 
 
 `` And there's three.'' 
 
 Jim and Bill flinched as Captain Incredible threw Doctor Disaster into the neighboring skyscraper, the crushing of glass mingling with the creaking of metal. Unfazed, Doctor Disaster blasted from the crater back into the air in a blur of black and grey spandex. 
 
 `` I'm telling you Jim, every three punches they break something.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, and I'm telling you that's observer bias.'' 
 
 Three rapid fire bangs came from the sky, followed by a bright yellow blur flying down from the sky and an earth shaking impact from the street below. 
 
 `` Tell you what, I bet fifty bucks that this stupid pattern is n't going to keep up.'' 
 
 `` Deal.'' 
 
 The two combatants flew to meet each other, right within sight of the pair of office workers. Doctor Disaster led with a punch, then another, then a kick. Captain Incredible was flung to the side, punching straight through not only the windows of the skyscraper, but also the water cooler between the co-workers. 
 
 `` Son of a bitch.''
