[ WP ] Inspired by billionaires before him , Donald Trump decides to spend his vast wealth on becoming a vigilante superhero

What happened to this city? 
 
 What happened to law and order? 
 
 `` It became united under ME''. 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 Crime speaks, justice answers. The police are unable to protect us against these muggers and murderers. The politicians tie their own hands and do nothing to punish crime. They may not have the guts to bring it back, but I do. I am. 
 
 `` CAPITAL PUN-ISHMENT''. Our great society will no loger tolerate the continued brutalization of its citizens by crazed misfits. 
 
 I inject the petty criminal with an undisclosed amount of potassium bromide as the law does not require me to do so. He's probably angry, maybe from that joke. I no longer want to understand their anger. 
 
 I wait until he appears to expire peacefully. 
 
 `` **BRING BACK THE DEATH PENALTY AND BRING BACK THE POLICE**
