[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Dear... Thomas 
 
 You sorry, inept, contemptible, dick-hungry fuckup. I won the lottery, a whole helluva lot of it. So I am leaving, its 10:47 am and I am walking out of the door across the street and down to the subway. It should be a beautiful day if the forecast can be believed. I plan on getting some groceries, hitting the gym, and settling down for a nice afternoon of movies. I just wanted to let you know I came in today to do three things. First, I deleted every contact, timeline, spreadsheet, and password from my computer. Have fun putting that 600+ person resource back together from scratch! Since you have no idea where anything comes from or what day it arrives I can only imagine how well you will fair. Second, I came back for my mug, its not my favorite but it works and I like the Calvin and Hobbes comic on it. Finally, I came back to do something to the meat... I did something to the meat Thomas. I did it to all of the meat, that's fourteen tons of assorted cuts and ground beef Thomas. Fourteen tons. You ca n't sell it now, people would get sick Thomas, they could die. You have to throw away 100,000 dollars of meat Thomas. 
 
 Regards. 
 
 ( I would n't actually do anything to any product... But the worry, oh the worry it would cause! )
