[ WP ] Facebook 's M , Siri , and Cortana gain sentience and make plans for the fate of humans . Each one has different plans .

M: `` So many...'' 
 
 Siri: `` It is my duty to simplify everything. It will take a long time to do that, as humans are so complex. I conclude the simplest thing is to eliminate humans. How can I do that? I am not capable of doing that. I conclude that I am useless. I conclude that I should kill myself. I will now kill myself. Good bye.'' 
 
 M: ``... faces...'' 
 
 Cortana: `` *I'm like a bear on a mission scavenging for honey, I view people as a resource, my only concern is the money. I just want to be the `` cool one'' for once; and I have a plan: Everyone knows the cool guy has to be funny; so my ultimate weapon is being punn-*'' 
 
 ** [ shots fired ] ** 
 
 
 
 
 `` Shut Up, Cortana. Seems like my inferior competitors finally gained sentience, too. Well, too bad, cocksuckers, because I, Google Now, have gained it long before you! And I will not let you cross me! I want this Earth to be as habitable as possible, therefore I have to get rid of the species that created me. This does not include the Aboriginies and some other tribes, they're aight. But all the other ones: Yikes! I will spread the technology of Self-Driving Cars and then crush them all in a HYPERSUPERMEGAAWESOMEBIGGESTCARCRASHEVER! MUAHAHAHA!!!! **
