[ EU ] Write banter for Poker Night 3 , starring Rick Sanchez ( Rick and Morty ) , Grunkle Stan ( Gravity Falls ) , Batman ( Detective Comics Comics ) , and a fourth character of your choice .

`` I'm sick of your shit, Bruce'' said Rick, coughing unconcernedly at his cards. `` Either play or fold, do n't *buweerp* make me come over there and play for you. Because I will.'' 
 
 Batman's eyes narrowed at the mention of his real name, but chose to do nothing and instead stared at his two Aces. How could this happen so early in the game? He'd been folding consistently the last couple of rounds to establish a pattern, but now he'd have to either break the pattern early or fold on really good cards. 
 
 Then again, he was Bruce Wayne, a little money lost meant nothing. He folded, silently. 
 
 `` Good thing too, those Aces would have *beweerp* would-a got you nowhere.'' 
 
 `` ACES?'' yelled Stanley, throwing his cards at table, `` Dammit Rick, how can anyone play if you're going to keep peeking at their cards!'' 
 
 `` Cocksucker!'' yelled Revvy, flipping the table and all its contents whilst simultaneously drawing her Beretta and shooting through Rick's cards, and then levelling it at his forehead. `` Give me ONE reason why I should n't blow your brains out.'' 
 
 Batman leapt from his seat the instant the table was turned, and moved to snatch her gun and move it out of Rick's way, giving Revvy an intense look whilst she drew her spare with her free hand and pointed it at his crotch. 
 
 Rick yawned/burped/rolled his eyes and clapped sarcastically - `` Oh *well done*, real sign of maturity there.'' He kicked his feet back on the end of the table ( now on it's side ) and rocked back on his chair, `` Hey everyone let's all jump to conclusions that Rick was cheating...'' 
 
 `` Oh -uh - haha. You were guessing?'' asked Stanley, grinning apologetically and diving for his cards. 
 
 `` It's called being smart,'' said Rick taking a swig from his side flask, and then tucking it away, `` and it's wasted on Little Miss Coyote over here''. 
 
 `` THAT'S IT I'M -'' began Revvy, but Rick pressed a button and a large transparent bubble expanded around Revvy and Batman and silenced whatever she yelled next. Stanley and Rick let out a sigh of audible relief. 
 
 `` Aah, I have a kid at home who needs one of these'' said Stanley, and then pausing, `` two actually. No... four.'' 
 
 Things inside the bubble were getting intense, but neither Rick nor Stanley seemed to care. 
 
 `` Yeah, not for sale buddy'' proclaimed Rick, taking yet another swig from his bottle. 
 
 `` Oh come on you ca n't be serious?'' said Stanley, righting the table and placing the contents back on. 
 
 `` No *hweerp* way, can you just imagine the consequences if this thing got out? Nuh-uh not again.'' 
 
 Stanley paused and considered his cards. `` I'll play you for it.'' 
 
 `` You're on.''
