[ WP ] WW2 has ended . Hitler did n't commit suicide , but he 's nowhere to be found ...

Hitler's eyes burned. Honestly his entire face was a mess. He had n't had a shower in three days and he was becoming rather irritable. There was only one thing that carried him through it. It was the massive smirk plastered on his face. He had literally outwitted at least seven military organisations with this. People thought Mein Kampf was his defining work. Oh no. It was this. 
 
 Hitler peddaled his outmoded pennyfarthing, carefully selected for its lack of style or modernism. He had to fit the character. He had to be the character. The only way he would survive the next few years, until age had softened his features and hidden his signature face, was to live the character. There were only two problems with this plan that he had discovered so far. One was the obscene amount of face-paint that he had to wear, which said nothing about the obscene cost of face-paint in post war Germany. It made him sick that the economy had so readily fallen with his Reich, but face-paint costs were of little meaning when looking at problem number two. 
 
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 Problem number two was as follows: 
 
 It was damn near, and when I say damn near let me tell you that it describes the distance between a man's hand and dick when he's in solitary and serving a life sentence, damn near impossible to find work as a German Charlie Chaplin impersonator.
