[ WP ] You are the luckiest person on Earth . Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor . However , there two catches : you are absorbing the luck of those around you , and anyone who tries to profit from your luck ( even with your help ) is met with the worst luck immediately .

Luck. 
 
 Bold plan? eh? I say one word, and you're frothing at the mouth. You think it's a joke. Hah. You want the secret. I wish I could share. But I ca n't. I've tried. 
 
 See, when you sit there, and ask me why people respect me, i really ca n't tell you. You ask me what made me king, I really ca n't say. All I know is that I am. And I did n't deserve it. I mean, sure, I got nothing but perfect grades in school - and yeah, I was the star of the football team. But look at these legs, do you really think I was any good at running? All I did was throw a ball - everyone else did all the work. The plan I used was literally taken from star wars. Throw the ball, let some other guy carry it into the endzone. And bam, a score of 76:3. 
 
 I did n't deserve the fame - not for the win, not for the plan, not for the throw. Look at the replay - it was literally less than a 5 yard pass. No one remembers that. Nor do they remember... oh what was his name. The guy who ran all those yards. I mean, no one could remember him after he broke his leg. Damn... it was right on the tip of my tongue too. Oh well. 
 
 And yeah, I saved the countrie's debt problems. I mean... all I did was take away the money from the military. Everything pretty much solved itself after that. Well, I think it did anyways. Most of my staff keeps getting injuries. I do n't know how either - it's really weird. I mean... hitting your head on a 7 ft ceiling? I did n't know that was possible. 
 
 But yeah, to answer your question I do n't think I deserved any of this.
