[ WP ] `` Zombies ? Let me guess , they 're eating peoples ' brains ? '' `` Even worse ! They 're drinking all the beer ! ''

Never thought I'd get sucked into this war. 
 
 No one much made it out this way in the BeforeTime. Figured it'd be the same after the Outbreak. Was fer awhile. There was the incident in the barn, but I'd every reason to believe that was isolated. Anyway, plenty of blades in there still sharp enough for cuttin'. 
 
 Then McMurty's General, down the way there, got picked over clean.'ssumed it was the Vaccinated, first thing. Too targeted. Lookin' too much a raid. Plus, they'n never taken the suds before. Left the liquor, sure enough, and I'm in for proof of pretty much anything these days. But the barley pops, did n't leave a one. Nothing left behind shards of broken glass but a tipped over Bud, run right through and all leaked out the bottom. Keystone Ice, PBR, even spotted the camo cans. Just the stuck one left layin there. 
 
 Like'said, had to be the Vaccinated. But Jeremy said what happened down at McMurtry's ai n't so rare no more. Seems those undead bastards developed a taste for it. Ca n't say I blame'em. Hell, could almost admire'em for catchin' the hankerin' if I was n't pot committed to layin''em all to waste these days. 
 
 Lord knows we got the same hankerin', and I ca n't seem to shake it. So now I reckon' it's me or them. Sure as shit ca n't homebrew, what with all I've got to handle. Reckon I ai n't nothin' but a Beer Killer now, and that's the way she'll stay.
