[ WP ] A pair of magic underwear grants you anything you want , unfortunately the delivery method is rather uncomfortable .

I was approached by a man with a goatee, red hair, and pinkish skin. He offered me a pair of lucky underwear that granted my every wish; given that I was in a Kohls at the time, I figured it was just a sales tactic. The undies were surprisingly plush and at a good price, so I bought some anyways. 
 
 Later that week, I was visiting a convention; one of the retailers only accepted cash, and I was five bucks short. Suddenly, I was hit with the urge to use the bathroom. As I rushed to the toilet, instead of a'plop', or even a rush of liquid, something surprisingly flat came out. Lo and behold, a five dollar bill was lying in the water. 
 
 One week later, I can safely say that I am the richest asshole in the world!
