[ WP ] You get snowed in with your least favourite Disney character , who makes it their goal to spread the magic of friendship .

`` Jesus fuck Snow White. Yeah, Snow White can you just get over here for a minute.'' She looks at me like *I'm* the one who just fucked seven dwarves. All at the same time mind you. 
 
 `` Well, you see. I'm on a mission.'' 
 
 I give her that Willie Wonka look that would give even her the willies. I look her straight in the eyes, lean over and in the most sarcastic voice possible ask, `` And what mission would that be my darling?'' 
 
 `` To spread peace and love and shit blah blah.'' Fuck it I was n't really listening. I was too busy trying to figure out how to hide this giant ass stack of midget porn that was sitting on my coffee table. 
 
 I walk over to the front door, tripping over a few midget sized sex toys on the way over. I turn the handle and to my dismay the entire door is immobile. I'm stuck with these fucks for the better half of 24 hours. So I walk back into the living room, pop in a Fleetwood Mac CD and explain to them that this might be a tad bit longer than your average Craigslist hookup. 
 
 `` That's dreadful,'' Snow White said sensually as she started unzipping my jeans. `` I suppose we will just have to spread some more... magic of friendship.'' 
 
 Needless to say, I first had to take care of our little midget problem.
