[ WP ] You 're a video game character who wants to speed run through the game , but the person playing the game wants to get all the achievements done , explore everywhere , and do all the missions available .

*'' My fucking god!'' `` Why the hell would you care about this damn crown'' * 
 
 The character starts walking, toward the destination of the mission. Abruptly, the character stops walking and turns 90 degrees, towards a makeshift hut with smoke blowing out of it's chimneys. 
 
 *'' What now? Ca n't we just keep going? This better not be another fucking side-quest! `` * 
 
 The character enters the hut, and finds a bent over, old man. 
 
 `` Hello there, my precious'' The man said it with a very creepy voice. It was quite clear that this guy was psychotic and probably a murderer, and it is going to be a `` twist'' at the end of the quest. 
 
 `` Who are you?'' The character asked through clenched teeth. As a video game character, one can not make any actions in the game, but you do have the freedom of thought. 
 
 `` I am jukengard, a wizard of morenfaath. And I need your assistance in a certain task.'' 
 
 *'' Shit! I am going to have to go through this crap! Why the hell does the player have to be so damn curious. `` * 
 
 `` I need you to fetch me a stone tablet from the dungeons of Veguten. I will reward you *handsomely*'' 
 
 The character leaves the hut and walks towards the dungeon, collecting flowers along the way. The character walks for days without sleep, food, or water, constantly cursing his luck. 
 
 *'' Finally, I am at the mountain. All that needs to happen is the two side quests, then I will be on to the last main-quest mission. There is no way the player could mess up. `` * 
 Unexpectedly, the character was in the main city of Horethuum, talking to a guard. 
 
 `` Serpentson, we need your assistance.'' 
 
 *'' No... *'' 
 
 `` There are multiple vampire attacks this week. You have to help us to find the Vampires'' 
 
 `` I agree'' The character was forced to say this, and is currently hating his inconsequential life 
 
 *'' No no no...'' * 
 
 `` but first, you must do an assignment for the chief gaurd to get your Vampire-hunting license.'' 
 
 *'' GOD FUCKING DAMNIT'' * 
 
 
 Edit: Spelling and Grammar 
 
 P.S: This was my first writing prompt, so feel free to give me any feedback! 

