[ CW ] Write about Sex - from the perspective of the penis/vagina .

`` PLEASE!'' Mr. Penis had cried. `` I will do anything, ANYTHING!'' 
 He vomited to the floor, but the evil crab sandwhich vagina had another plan in mind. 
 
 `` Who is the Trojan man?'' 
 
 The old bergina had engrossed herself over Mr. Penis's head, suffocating him. It resembled water torturing. Mr. Penis struggled, he tried to stab the great clam but met with more vomit. 
 
 The roast beef curtains broke free from strangling Mr. Penis. He gasped for air as his head rushed with blood. Pulsating. 
 
 `` Who is the Trojan Man? You know who he is.'' 
 
 Finally, Mr. Penis mustered his strength to speak, `` He's the man in us all.'' 
 
 Dissatisfied, Ol' Bergina clasped around Mr. Penis and suplexed him into what seemed as a seizure. Ol' Bergina began to fill with vomit. She stood over the flaccid phallus. 
 
 `` This'll be a message to Trojan man. The fear is real, in me.''
