[ WP ] Fifty Shades of Gray is released with a `` G '' rating . Recreate the best page of the screenplay ?

**CHAPTER 1** 
 
 “ Mr. Gray. I know that I ’ m a young and impressionable Mary Sue and nothing that I ’ ve done so far has warranted your interest in me, but I know that you love me. ” 
 
 “ Yes. Yes I do. ” Mr. Gray stood in a window. Of his really tall building. That he owned. Because he was rich. He looked out the window. It was a very tall and awesome window that miss protag knew cost very many dollars. 
 
 “ So. Now that we are clear on the ‘ loving thing ’, let us go to the bedroom. For the bedroom fun. ” 
 
 “ Most excellent. But I want you to know that I have a certain kink. It means a weird thing that I like to do, kink does. That ’ s what kink means. ” 
 
 Mary-sue already knew this because she was friends with a publisher or reporter or some nonsense, but they went to the bedroom anyway. 
 
 There was a secret wall, and behind that wall was Mr. Gray ’ s kink. The thing he was into. She saw it, and gasped. Like, putting her hands up over her mouth kind of gasp. 
 
 **CHAPTER 2** 
 
 It was rollercoasters. 
 
 *CUE AWESOME POPULAR JAM MUSIC* 

