[ WP ] You gather the dragons balls ands summon the eternal dragon . Except there 's a catch , instead of shenron you summon Isaac Newton , and for every wish there 's an equal and an opposite reaction .

`` Isaac Newton, I know about how you grant wishes.'' 
 
 
 I gave him a grin. I was prepared for this. 
 
 
 `` Oh?'' He looked amused. `` Pray tell, what is it that you wish for?'' 
 
 
 I had given this a long thought. I took a deep breath and yelled, `` I want every guy in the world to be obsessed with you!'' 
 
 
 A silence rang through the canyon as Isaac Newton raised an eyebrow. 
 
 
 `` You want what?'' 
 
 
 I gave him a sheepish grin. `` I want every guy in the world to be obsessed with you, and the opposite reaction of that-'' 
 
 I waved my finger through the air. 
 
 ``... is that every girl in the world will be obsessed with me.'' 
 
 Newton thought for a moment and seemed to have figured it out. 
 
 
 `` So THAT'S how you think it works...'' he chuckled, `` Makes sense.'' 
 
 
 `` Damn straight,'' I put my hand on my waist, `` Let's make it happen.'' 
 
 
 A flash of light and a voice boomed in my head. 
 
 
 **DONE** 
 
 
 I gasped awake as several of my classmates had been staring at me. 
 
 
 `` Is there a problem?'' the professor was looking at me, `` Mr. Smith?'' 
 
 
 *Smith, that's my name. * 
 
 `` No sir,'' I wiped my head of the sweat, `` I'm doing well... uh Professor....'' 
 
 `` Professor Isaac Newton Brown,'' he answered, `` Are you feeling alright?'' 
 
 *Oh, it would make sense it he was named that because....* 
 
 
 `` Wait, then that means...'' I eyed the room of all the females. Several of them were staring at me. 
 
 
 `` If you do n't mind,'' Prof. Brown cleared his throat, `` I would like to continue the lesson.'' 
 
 `` No, go right on ahead sir,'' I apologized, `` Sorry about that.'' 
 
 
 I was jittery in my seat for the rest of class. Afterwards, I began to look for my prey. 
 
 *Not her... not her... nope... * 
 
 I found her - Melissa Greene. The hottest girl in the grade. She also played for the volleyball team as a librero. 
 
 I walked up to her. `` Hey.'' 
 
 A sharp pain hit my face as I fell onto the floor. I lost consciousness for a second as I found myself looking up at her from the ground. 
 
 `` Wha- 
 
 `` Do n't you **fucking** touch me,'' she gritted her teeth, `` Or I will kill you.'' 
 
 She spat on me as I felt the saliva hit my forehead. She turned away and walked away. 
 
 
 *What the fuck? * 
 
 
 I turned to another nearby girl. She did n't look familiar as I asked, `` Hey, what was her problem?'' 
 
 
 `` Fuck you!'' She kicked me in the stomach as I felt the air escape from me. 
 
 
 It was then the sudden realization hit me. 
 
 
 *I want every guy in the world to be obsessed with you, Isaac Newton. * 
 
 `` Oh, you have to got to be shitting m- 
 
 *That did n't mean that every girl would be obsessed with me. * 
 
 **That meant that every girl would fucking hate my guts. ** 
 
 An apparition of Newton appeared in front of me in his colonial outfit as he shrugged. `` You could have literally just asked to have relationships with every girl you wanted to. That way, you could avoid relationships with any guy you did n't want.'' 
 
 The apparition disappeared as I found myself with a small crown forming around me. I had no doubts that the majority of the gentlemen had Isaac as their first name. 
 
 `` Shit.'' I muttered as I turned to look at the girls around me, who seemed to glare with murder in their eyes. 
 
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 **I wanted to make it a little fun and still abide by the Dragon Ball rules ( the one wish part ). It's a terribly short and unplanned story so hope you enjoy it. ** 

