[ WP ] You are a minor diety , recently ascended to Godhood and granted a small pocket dimension to shape as you see fit . Who are you ? How do you craft your home ?

At first it was empty, there was just nothing so hey I made a planet, a moon for the earth to revolve around that, wait no, that's what a star is for, so I made a star, inertia kept it in motion and I flicked the planet, it started spinning, then I decided to add some decorations on my planet, you know what's great? Pie, so that's what I made, pie plates pie flowers, whipped cream rivers, such a delicious world. But without my control, small spiders began to ruin my pie fantasy, I did n't even make spiders! So I made pie flies, big enough to drive the spiders away, I made several and tested them out, but a spider bit into one and sucked out its filing, and the desert shaped insect feel to the ground, dead. An even larger opponent was needed, so I introduced something I call a pie guy, a re model of humans, the only difference being that they had pies for heads, i created five, and they set out to destroy the horrid arachnids.
