[ WP ] Following a messy breakup , she wanted nothing more to do with him- but the song he wrote about her has just become a smash hit .

It has been a long running joke between them, Dan's love of country music and Amelia's pure hatred for it. Whenever they drove anywhere it had been a battle for the radio station, playful at first but as their relationship grew colder like many things it had turned into full blown fights. She knew that he was sensitive about his humbler background so she would call him a redneck and insinuate that only low trash people could appreciate the twang he so enjoyed. Meanwhile, he would try to push her buttons by calling her shallow or hint that perhaps she was getting too old to be listening to a top 40 radio station. They would end with the radio off and a heavy silence between them until the destination was reached. 
 
 It was n't just that Amelia was a bad girlfriend, she did n't seem to know how to be a decent person either. At first Dan had just chalked it up to being so sheltered for most of her life but he quickly realized it went deeper than that. Amelia loved her family and had a circle of close friends but outside of that she did n't appear to see how her actions impacted others. It was as if she did n't know or care that people had the same feelings she did, they were just amusing playthings to use until she grew bored of them. When she cheated, which she did two times Dan knew about, she apologized tearfully but did n't really ask for forgiveness. She was more ashamed that people would judge her then what it did to Dan. 
 
 He finally confronted her when he found evidence of the affair with his friend. The other two indiscretions had been with strangers but this was different. She begged and pleaded for him to take her back but he held firm. Not being used to not getting her way she threw a tantrum, destroyed all of his things and told him to never contact her again. His brother had picked him up with the only clothes he could salvage in a small bag. 
 
 Amelia assumed that was the last she would see of Dan. She made a big show to her friends about how upset she was, conveniently leaving out the part that she cheated. Instead she made it all about Dan's anger issues pretending she had no idea where his outbursts had come from. 
 
 It was a few months later when she found out. Three of her friends had nervously come over carrying wine and her favorite chocolate cupcakes with them. She knew right away that meant bad news. 
 
 None of them wanted to step forward with the news. they had stammered and stuttered until finally one had worked up the courage to go to her computer and play the song. The song that was getting air time over all the major country stations. The song that was set to go Platinum. The song with the title `` Amelia, the only thing your bitter tongue is good for is one last blowjob, you cheating whore''. 
 
 Her friends tried to reassure her no one would really know it was about her. Just the people who knew Dan but honestly, that was n't very many. And it was country. No one listens to country! 
 
 Still when the music video came out and featured a model designed to look like her she felt helpless. The blind date her mother had arranged cancelled on her and several people at work would stop talking as soon as she entered a room. Dan was a one hit wonder and like her friends said, the song faded into obscurity. But it really did cement her burning hatred of country music.
