[ WP ] You have just successfully prevented a zombie apocalypse . By killing the first one to turn . What you call `` heroism '' the police call `` murder '' .

I always carried a knife for self defense, today I saw a man shoot a homeless person and run off. As I called police waiting for them to come, the homeless man stood up. He was clearly dead, the blood was all over his shirt, he was shot in the neck. The blood was n't even flowing anymore, clearly the heart had stopped, yet he was standing there. As he launched at me, I grabbed my knife and stabbed him in the eye. 
 
 However I knew what it looked like to the crowd surrounding me. They heard the shot, but did n't see who fired it, all they saw was me stabbing the man. Police were already exiting their cars and moving toward me. 
 
 `` Get on the ground!'' It looked bad, I was n't going to go to prison for this no matter the cost. I pulled out the knife from my pocket once again. `` Drop the knife! Get down on the ground!'' The knife had blood on it, I dropped it and reached inside the pocket again. 
 
 A particularly young officer trying to show off took a chance to assert himself. He rushed me from the side of my pocket, I could see him going for a tackle. My hand was holding on to the piece of brain the knife extracted from the eye socket. `` Down!'' He yelled, his mouth just open enough for me to stick my fingers in it with that piece of brain. 
 
 I fell, he fell on top of me, then quickly stood up and bit off a piece of his partner. I hate Mondays.
