[ WP ] BEGINNING YOUR TITLE WITH `` VOTE UP IF '' IS VIOLATION OF INTERGALACTIC LAW . what is the punishment for committing this crime against r/Writingprompts ?

First, they track you down. Do n't worry - this is easy in this modern age of IP addresses and broadband contracts and so on and so forth. 
 
 And then. Well, then the moderators begin their fun. You thought Vogon poetry was bad? Nothing, when compared to the rhymes they will read to you, while you are bound to a very uncomfortable office chair. ( It's not even a swivel chair. ) 
 
 And then... You thought you wanted to write? Think again. Each key on your keyboard slowly pulled from its rightful place. You wince as each one comes free. And in no proper order, either. Randomly chosen! 
 
 And... Then... This is where they really shine. Every pen, every pencil, taken and snapped. All paper shredded and thrown like confetti. You will never write again, let alone *prompt*! They gloat, they cheer, goading their fellow moderators onto further cruelties. 
 
 These people are writers. Readers. Critics. They know how to make you suffer. Think you can still participate in the writing community? Think again. 
 
 You're imagining de Sade, in that movie *Quills*, are n't you? He used his own blood, his own excrement, he just *had* to write! Do n't think it. The mods already have their shears out, see how they catch the light! 
 
 Your fingers, they'll take them, thank you. One by one. The bleeding nub that was your hand they bind it, covering it thickly with wadding that denies you blood to write with. And what would you write, anyway? *I'm sorry! * 
 
 Are you? Are you truly sorry? You should be. For you have broken the ultimate law. You pay the ultimate price. 
 
 After leaving you to agonize, alone and unlettered, the moderators flip a coin to see who gets to be the one to finally usher you from this world.
