[ EU ] You want to be recognized as a super hero even though your power is not up to par with the other heroes .

`` What do you mean'Not good enough?''' 
 
 The 6 foot 9 god of a man floated in front of him, cape perpetually blowing in the wind, simply shaking his head in response. `` I'm sorry, we just ca n't accept you to the Guild of Heroes.'' 
 
 `` Well why the fuck not?'' 
 
 This time the bimbo in the two piece leather stripper get-up, standing to the left of Floaty-Mcdouche, spoke up. `` Well, to be honest, we're not exactly sure that you'd be... useful.'' 
 
 `` How the fuck not?'' 
 
 The robot inexplicably smoking a cigar responded: `` How the fuck is being able to out-dance anyone in a dance battle supposed to help us save the universe?'' 
 
 `` Uh, ever seen Guardians of the Galaxy?'' 
 
 The three figures standing in front of him shared a collective face-palm.
