[ EU ] J. Jonah Jameson ( J.K Simmons ) alongside his editorial team , creating headlines and stories for the various emerging MCU superheroes .

`` PARKER, What's the meaning of these random pictures?'' Peter could swear he saw smoke coming out of Jameson's ears. `` I ASKED FOR PICTURES OF THAT ALLEGED NEW SUPERHERO!'' 
 
 `` Well mister Jameson...'' Peter stuttered. 
 
 Jameson ignores him and starts one of his rants. `` We at the Daily Bugle have always been the first to report on these new heroes and villains coming out the woodwork.'' He pulls open a drawer and grabs a stack of newspaper front pages. `` Starting with that wall crawling menace Spider-Man.'' He spreads half the newspapers on the table, all depicting Spider-Man and his several outfits. `` The Bugle was always there with a fitting headline.'' 
 
 He grabs the next paper and slams a picture of Tony Stark in his iron man armor on the table. ``'Philanthropist millionaire has our backs!' Now that's a hero I can get behind.'' 
 
 The next one is a picture of Hulk. ``'Hulking green giant smashes city.' I'M SURE THAT CREEP IS IN CAHOOTS WITH SPIDER-MAN HIMSELF. Still, we were there.'' 
 
 He shoves a picture of Thor into Pete's face now. `` WE EVEN GOT THIS.'Norse god hammers down evil.''' He turned the page looking at it with a grin. `` My idea.'' 
 
 When he looks back at Peter his face goes serious again. `` AND WHEN THEY UNITED, GUESS WHO WAS THERE TO REPORT IT.'' 
 
 Peter looked away. `` The Daily Bugle?'' He asked quietly. 
 
 `` THE DAILY BUGLE!!!'' Jameson yelled, while he waved the headline: `` Avengers save New York, no Spider-Man to be seen.'' `` SO,'' Jameson continues `` when we got news of a new superhero, I send my best hero photographer out there to capture me a front page image. AND WHAT DO I GET?'' He grabs the images and looks trough them again. `` AN EMPTY PARK! A GRASS FIELD! A TREE. WHAT IS THIS, THE FREAKING INVISIBLE MAN?'' 
 
 `` No, sir.'' A Peter mumbled as he started digging through his bag. `` Just let me...'' He grabbed a magnifying glass and held it over a picture, pointing out a spot on one of them. `` Look over here.'' 
 
 Jameson looks through the magnifying glass. `` Is that what I think it is?'' 
 
 `` Uhhu.'' Peter nods. 
 
 Jameson focuses on the picture a couple of seconds longer. `` HAVE THIS ENLARGED!'' He finally yells. `` Make the headline'SMALL HERO SHOWS BIG PROMISE! CAN BUG HERO STOMP ARACHNID MENACE?'''
