[ WP ] Due to threat to Earth , all governments must pool secret tech advancements that they have until now been hiding from each other . What shocking truth is discovered ?

`` Alright men, we have been brought here today to decide the fate of the Earth,'' Obama stood, speaking to the leaders of the worldwide governments gathered around him, `` Now, I know we all have not gotten together in the past, but, I believe now is the time to change that. Billions of people will die if we do n't pool our resources, minds, and technology together.'' Confused looks were exchanged around the meeting circle. The glossy sheen of the surface of the table seemed like a popular meeting place for the eyes of our leaders. 
 
 `` First off,'' Putin stood as Obama sat down, trying to cut through his Russian accent enough for the room to understand,'' Who made Obama the chancellor. I am as qualified as any to lead this meeting as him. I guess it's just the democracy flowing through him, needing a place to escape.'' Laughter roared from other leaders. Obama could n't take any slander, especially coming from a Communist's sour mouth. 
 
 `` Listen here Putin,'' Obama shook his finger and pointed at the almost dead red,'' I know you hate me, and i hate you, but we need to make this effort to save the people we love. Our country's depend on us and it's time to act like the leaders people view us as. I'm not going to sit here and allow these people to die, whether they are American, Australian, Russian, Korean, African, or even Chinese. If it takes the leader of democracy to bring a plan into action then by hell I'm going to lead the cause.'' There was debate among the other leaders, which soon stopped when the Emperor of Japan stood up and addressed the congress. 
 
 `` What are we to do then Obama. How do we find the means of ridding the Earth of this terror.'' 
 
 `` My dear friend Akihito, we must bring together all of our technological advancements. We must reveal here, the secrets we've been keeping from the public. We need to pool together every resource we have, and that means baring all. Since I know this is going to be hard for you all, I decided to go first. Our most secret technology, worked on by only the most intelligent scientists on this planet. Stand back, for it's freedom might blow you away.'' 
 
 Obama sat down and 2 agents dressed in tight black business suits wheeled in a large trolley covered with a black sheet. The future saviors of our world collectively held their breath and stared, waiting for the big unveil. Suddenly the large covering was whipped off, and the group gasped. On the trolley lay a large display screen. Obama whipped out a remote from his pocket and pressed a large red center button on it. The screen suddenly came to life and started levitating above the floor, floating around the room for all to stare. Suddenly the screen flickered and `` 12 Angry Men'' popped on, in all it's HD glory. 
 `` It's glorious!'' 
 `` It's magnificent!'' 
 `` It's got all my favorite channels!'' 
 
 Obama chuckled, `` Yes it has all that and more my friends. This, this is the future of the world right here. I believe the threat of the dissipation of prime-time television will end today.'' Everyone clapped for the dark chocolate eagle, marveling at his technological prowess. One by one the leaders showed off their governments inventions. Japan's couch that automatically dispenses soda and refrigerates your favorite snacks, Russia's brand new DVR technology, that records your favorite shows before you even know that they're your favorite, Korea's state of the art judgement software, that bombs the sets of shows you deem highly unworthy. Even Africa brought new and improved Red-Ray disc players to the table, capable of capturing scenes from your favorite movies and synthesizing them into discs for your later enjoyment. 
 
 Once this technology was released upon the Earth, prime-time television would no longer bow down to the endless enjoyment of a computer screen. The Earth was saved this time, and all the leaders could go back to infecting the unsuspecting with AIDS while we engorged ourselves on fresh brewed Japanese couch-beer and cried to the final scenes of the last season of Game Of Thrones. 

