[ WP ] `` I 'm on fire ? ''

`` So... I'm on fire?'' 
 
 `` Yup, now go run into that truck! It will be hilarious!'' 
 
 `` Okay...'' 
 
 *BOOM* 
 
 `` HAHAHAHAHA! THAT WAS AWESOME!!'' 
 
 *BOOM* *BOOM* 
 
 `` You know I really do n't get the point of this game.'' 
 
 `` Oh come on dad. The point is to create as much mayhem as possible!'' 
 
 `` okay.... why do we want to create mayhem?'' 
 
 `` Because.... it's awesome?'' 
 
 ``... so setting yourself on fire, and running into a truck so it would explode, to cause a chain reaction of explosions is... fun to you?'' 
 
 `` You just do n't get it! It's about awesomeness!'' 
 
 `` You know back in the day we would go outside and...'' 
 
 `` But this is more fun than'outside'! Things go BOOM and there is fire and destruction!'' 
 
 `` Of which none is real. Throwing a ball, that is real, how about we go play some basketball? You know back in the day...'' 
 
 `` Or.... we can play NBA 2K9!'' 
 
 `` Kids these days...''
