[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

`` Why is my backpack open?'' Young Danny did not reply, he just sat there looking at his hand with a wide-eyed expression on his face. 
 
 `` Danny... did you take something out of my back pack?'' 
 
 `` Caaandy'' Danny said in a very unusual way, like he was about to murder me. 
 
 `` Fuck... fuuuuuuck. FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck... okay, think Blake think!'' 
 
 `` Blake, I do n't feeeeel good.'' Danny said with a whimper. 
 
 `` It's okay Danny, the candy you ate was old and it gets better after a bit.'' I realized this was a shit answer but I am at defcon 50 right about now. 
 
 `` Okay think, THINK Blake... what do we need to do right now? I got it, I GOT IT! Danny! let's go watch some tv, I have a movie you'll really really like right now... It's called *Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas*...'' phew!!, crises averted...''
