[ WP ] Aliens have invaded the earth and have effortlessly defeated humanity , only to be fought off by wildlife . They were expecting military resistance ... They were not expecting bears .

`` Bears?'' Supreme Invasion Commander Seven said. 
 
 `` Yes, sir. Bears,'' Ground Commander Fifty-four replied. 
 
 `` Bears.'' Seven said. 
 
 `` Yes, sir.'' 
 
 `` Let me get this straight,'' Seven said. `` Bears?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' Fifty-four confirmed. 
 
 `` Mammals? About yay big, furry? Portrayed as having a love of honey and picnic baskets?'' Seven asked. Perhaps Fifty-four had gotten them confused for something larger and scarier, like a mountain. 
 
 `` Yes, those bears.'' 
 
 `` So, you're saying we traveled thousands of light-years - no, no, let me back up. You're saying we invented faster-than-light travel - no, no, no, still not far back enough. We invented artificial gravity for our spacecraft- no, no, still no good.'' 
 
 `` In my defense-'' Fifty-four tried to speak up. 
 
 `` I'm not done! Our species is the culmination of *billions* of years of evolution, a process that, I apparently have to remind you, involves things like fighting against large predators! We are the apex of our species, masters of our planet's natural resources as well as that of countless hundreds of colonies! And you're telling me that you ca n't fight *bears*?'' Seven demanded. 
 
 `` They're scary!'' Fifty-four said plaintively. 
 
 `` Fifty-four?'' Seven asked. 
 
 `` Yes sir?'' 
 
 `` You're fired.'' Seven said. He turned to the next-highest-ranking subordinate, Fifty-five. `` Fifty-five, are you also afraid of bears?'' 
 
 Fifty-five seemed to consider. `` I'm not *not* afraid of bears.'' 
 
 Seven sighed. `` To hell with this planet, then. Drop its moon on it and let's go home.''
