[ WP ] Your new romantic interest is , unbeknownst to you , the recent ex of a jealous deity .

`` Oh hi, honey!'' 
 
 `` Hey you, how's work?'' 
 
 `` Oh, it's fine, you know, just another Tuesday.'' 
 
 `` Cool. Cool. Say, could I ask you something?'' 
 
 `` Of course, honey, I'm between calls.'' 
 
 `` Okay, good, because it's kinda important and I'm not sure you'll like it.'' 
 
 `` Uhm... okay, what is it?'' 
 
 `` What was your ex-boyfriend like?'' 
 
 `` Uh... uhm... well... he was... why? I thought we decided not to talk about our past!'' 
 
 `` Well, yeah, I know, but it turns out he thinks I'm a jackass.'' 
 
 `` Oh.. well... yeah... he was kinda quick to jump to judgement, but I don't-... wait... are you okay?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm fine, just be sure to pick up a bag of oats on your way home.''
