[ WP ] Much like animals , humans go through a mating season . For most if the year we all go about our lives without any sex-drive . Then , for two weeks every year , the hormones rage .

Jason always looked forward to his two weeks. It was the most memorable part of his year and he always makes sure to be in top physical shape when it comes around in September. Everything seemed fine and okay until he met Bruce. 
 
 First thing he noticed was that Bruce was constantly checking out chics. This struck him as odd because he only felt that way in September. Next thing he noticed was that Bruce seemed to constantly buy condoms. This sufficiently piqued Jason's interest so he asked Bruce what exactly was going on? 
 
 Bruce swore Jason to secrecy and told him something that he could n't believe. 
 
 `` You are a slave Jason. Born into a prison you ca n't observe. That's why you ca n't get horny all year. You have been robbed of your aura. Your psychic halo has been cannibalized. It's standard for the plebs, the unelected. Someone out there is fucking all year on your behalf. It sucks I know.'' 
 
 `` Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit'' Jason responded. 
 
 `` I thought you'll say that'' replied Bruce. `` Lem me lend you mine for a minute.'' 
 
 InstaBoner. 
 
 Jason was so horny even the Crack of dawn was n't safe. And then Bruce turned it off. 
 
 Fuck! Jason could n't believe it. He cried and sobbed and sobbed. 
 
 How do I get it back he begged? How!? How!? 

