[ WP ] There is an actual elephant in the room . No one wants to talk about it .

So here we were, another day in science class doing more boring plant reproduction work. I mean, come on, at least make it interesting by making it human reproduction. I sneaked a glance at the hulking grey mass in the back of the room. Surprisingly, nobody yet had thought to mention the five-ton African elephant in the corner of the room. I did n't want to be the first. 
 
 `` Now, we need to cover the elephant in the room...'' droned the teacher. 
 
 I almost got excited, but she just droned on and on about mammalian reproduction. Science cleaning staff came and went, but simply squeezed past the elephant instead of having it removed. It trumpeted, but was ignored. Finally, a horrible smell came about the classroom. A large brown pile had appeared on the old hardwood floor. This snapped the teacher, who contacted the head and had us moved from the lab and the elephant removed. To this day, nobody has ever mentioned the elephant or theorised about how it got in, considering the had to knock down an entire wall to get it back out.
