[ WP ] The sky turned red , blood rained down from the sky , and the four horsemen of the apocalypse walk the land . This has been going on for about a week now and nothing really seems to have come of it yet .

I saw them walking down the street....... for the 14th time this week. I let out a small `` For fucks sake'' And grab my umbrella. I walk over to them and stand in front of them. 
 
 `` What exactly are you assholes trying to accomplish? Killing us with the smell of rotten blood? Come on, do something already or fuck off.'' 
 
 The turn and look at eachother then pull out a map `` Actually...... were just lost. Do you know the nearest Walmart? Were looking to find a way back to hell.'' 
 
 I inhale and hold my breath for a second. `` Techniqually the nearest one would be down main, near St.Anne Street, but its pretty small compared to the one down by Broad and James.'' 
 
 `` The one on the white horse nods thanks but before they go i ask `` whats gon na happen with all this blood?'' 
 
 `` Look, ill take it all back to hell if you sell me a childs soul.'' I think for a second 
 
 `` Down the block, theres a little kid, blonde short hair, names Timothy, take his soul. The little shithead....'' I say the last part under my breath. They thank me and in the next 2 hours all the blood is gone and everything is back to normal. Its been a week and i havnt seen that shitstain down the street in a while. All is good.
