[ WP ] As a villager in an MMORPG , you 've grown increasingly jaded from every single hero easily completing your `` quest '' . You 've decided to actively sabotage them from now on ...

It did n't matter how many rats he put in his basement, the heroes always seemed to wade through the small creatures. Sure it was an introductory quest, but he expected some sort of personal reward at watching the heroes accomplish it. Instead, Urk the Orc became a side quest that merited no thought from the heroes. Most of them would skip his house entirely, while the few that ventured under his home seemed only concerned with having a complete journal. 
 
 Urk believed he could handle the mediocre life, but he was wrong. The sneers as heroes ran past, the nude dance parties conducted on top of his house, and that God forsaken opposing faction that would regularly kill him... it was just too much. Urk would rather be one of the hundreds of villagers who were paid no attention at all, than be the butt end of the worlds joke. 
 
 
 The change was slow. Most heroes thought it was a glitch or that they had been careless. Eventually, a guild investigated and sent in members one by one to see if they could challenge the rats. Each member would descend into the depths below and slaughter the rights, but then die themselves. It astounded them all and more and more came to witness the sight. It was n't until the high level heroes, those that walked as gods among men, came did they notice the poison. It did n't take much to kill the low level heroes, and Urk made sure the rats were a walking cesspit of every vile poison he could get his hands on. A bite would give them rabies, killing a rat released noxious gasses into the air, and vanishing them with spells made one of the more interesting poisons transfer to whatever nearest creature there was, eventually landing on the confused hero themself. 
 
 Urk stood by, happy, as his basement filled with the bodies of those trying to `` protect'' him, dying by his inventions and paying him the attention he deserved.
