[ WP ] A child cries in bed and his father checks on him . The child says they heard a noise . As the father walks towards the closet , the child says , `` No , out there '' and points through their window , at the night sky .

Just as Flavor Flav is about to announce which suiter he will send home this evening, my attention is ripped away by a horrendous scream coming from my sons room. 
 
 I do what I can to conceal my erection as I make my way down the hallway and burst through the door. 
 `` What's all the fuss about spawn of my loins?'' 
 
 Trembling he utters `` I saw something'' 
 
 `` Getting a little old for this, are n't we?'' I reply as i head towards the closet. 
 
 `` No, over there'' he stammers still sobbing like a real pussy. 
 
 My erection takes out his Krillin action figure as I lean over to peer through the window. Immediately I see a shitty old car parked on my lawn full of some real reptilian looking assholes. 
 
 I open the window and yell `` Fuck on off back to outerspace you lizard cocks!'' 
 
 They respond by snarling and leaping towards the now open window. The first one through impales itself on my massive hard dong, but before long the other three are standing in the room looking real pissed. 
 
 Fearing the end, I hold my son out as an offering to our new rulers. Just as they close in, the closet door bursts open, R. Kelly storms out guns blazing and perforates the remaining invaders. 
 
 We look at each other and high five before he takes my son and returns to the closet. Much to my dismay, I never found out how Flavor of love ends.
