[ WP ] Turning your girlfriend into a pumpkin was the last straw . Your wizard house-guest has DEFINITELY overstayed his welcome .


 edit: OP I really like this topic. I have never wrote on this sub before this topic. This is the one that drug me in. 
 
 `` You better have my money dipshit or I swear I will personally kick you out, me and Serena need that money for our flight tickets ” I said over the crappy phone connection as I drove home from work. 
 
 Derek hesitated so long I thought the call had dropped until he finally said “ Please stop calling me dipshit all of my money is going to the wizard institute, you know tuition inflation is completely out of hand there ”. 
 
 This brought the rage out in me and I yelled “ Enough of your excuses derek, I ’ ll be home in five minutes and then I ’ m driving you to an ATM and we are getting the money, or you better have a spell that can make money ”. 
 
 I tried to calm down, wizard college students weren ’ t eligible for financial aid and he really was trying to improve himself but we needed the money to go to Vegas. We had waited to long to get discounted tickets and we had to come up with like 500 bucks to go now. Derek had also not paid his share of the rent for months, he wasn ’ t a roommate at this point just an unwelcome guest. 
 
 I arrived at the small house we rented and walked up the cracked pavement to the shitty door. I walked in and looked for Derek. He wasn ’ t in the living room, he wasn ’ t in the bathroom, nowhere to be found. I walked over to Serena ’ s bedroom. She stood up and said “ So did you tell him ”. I said “ Yes I called him it was really hard but I told him we need the money we are owed ”. 
 
 Serena smiled and said “ Oh baby I am so proud of you ”. She grabbed my head and pulled me in for a warm loving kiss. Immediately she pulled back and said “ baby I think that weight loss potion Derek gave me is making me sick, I feel weird ”. 
 
 I looked in horror as her skin began to turn orange. She screamed “ take me to the hospitllll… ” her words cut off as her lips fused together. I tried to say follow me but nothing came out as I ran to get her to the car as she followed. I heard a loud thunk as she crashed into the wall. I turned back and grabbed her to see her eyelids were now sealed shut. Her hair fell out onto the floor all at once and she reached up to feel her now bald head. 
 
 I started to cry “ no baby you have to try we are going to get you out of here ”. She tried to say something but only muffled desperate noises were audible. She suddenly fell onto the floor as her feet disappeared. Her limbs were shrinking into her body as she began to inflate. Small muffled sounds continued to come out from where her mouth used to be becoming louder and louder as if she was screaming. Her arms and legs were completely gone now and her body was a perfect orb. Her head began to dissolve into the orb, the muffled screams were at their most desperate until finally her face sunk into the orb a green stem rising from where her mouth was. There was silence now, the transformation was complete. She was a pumpkin. 
 
 I pulled out my cell phone enraged and angrily dialed Derek's number taking my frustration out on the keys. He picked up and I screamed “ Why did you turn Serena into a pumpkin? You fix this now ”. Derek laughed and said “ I ca n't but the potion only lasts 5 days and it'll be cheaper to ship her as a pumpkin than fly her as a human, I may not have money but I couldn ’ t just leave you hanging ”. I laughed a little when this was over I was going to leave Derek hanging... from a street lamp.
