[ EU ] The Doctor makes a trip to your favorite fictional universe .

Inquisitor Malach strode purposefully down a cavernous corridor deep inside the Imperial frigate *The Pious Flame*. As he walked he passed great marble and granite tableaus depicting noble champions and martyrs of the imperial guard and adeptus astartes. 
 
 He had been summoned to the ship by Captain Titus of the imperial navy. Some kind of xenos vessel had inexplicably materialised on his bridge during a routine mission, and what appeared to be a man had stepped out and demanded an audience with the captain, and was promptly taken into custody by a squad of the ship's detachment of Imperial guard. 
 
 Malach approached a vast steel bulkhead, at his approach the lobotomised gun servitors embedded in the walls swivelled to regard him. Black iron augmentations studded their puckered waxy skin, there was a pause as they scanned him.'Inquisitor Malach of the ordo xenos, cleared to enter' they rasped in unison from brass vox units embedded in their throats. 
 The massive bulkhead squealed on its great hinges as it swung open with glacial momentum. 
 
 Malach stepped through the cyclopean doorway and into the steel-cold gloom of *The Pious Flame*'s hold. There under harsh spot lights, and guarded by the towering power armour clad figures of Malach's detachment of Deathwatch space marines stood the xenos artefact. 
 It was a simple wooden blue box, about 7 feet tall, with a single door on one side. It did n't look like any xenotech Malach had seen before. 
 In chains beside the blue box, beaten and bloody was what looked like a man, he was clad in pre-imperial clothing, and had a patient, wise demeanour. 
 
 Malach motioned the space marines to train their weapons on the captive. 
 Malach walked up to the captive,'Speak' he said. 
 
'I'm the Doctor' said the captive looking at malach imploringly,'and I'm here to stop you from doing something terrible.' 
 
'What terrible thing is this?' Sneered Malach. 
 
'This ship is orbiting a planet, the captain was planning to fire his weapons upon the planet and exterminate the civilisation living there.' 
 
 Malach smirked,'Well I should hope he would do such a thing, that planet is infested with filthy xenos, they deserve to die. They are a cancerous blight on the glory of the Imperium. They must be purged.' 
 
 The Doctor balked at Malach's casual attitude,'The creatures down there are no threat to you, they have n't even developed the technology for interstellar travel!' 
 
'They are xenos, they are a blight. They MUST be purged' 
 
'They're creatures who live and love! They have as much of a right to life as you! Open your mind!' 
 
 Malach leaned in close to The Doctor,'An open mind', he said in a low growl,'Is like a fortress, with its gate unbarred and unguarded.' 
 
 Malach unclipped the vox unit from his belt,'Captain Titus, commence exterminatus, cleanse the world in the name of the God Emperor.' he said flatly. 
 
 The Doctor stared at him with wide eyes filled with horror,'You just sentenced a billion souls to death.' He whispered in a hoarse tremulous voice. 
 
'Xenos are filth that must be scoured from the galaxy with fire and zeal.' Malach said matter-of-factly. 
 He turned to one of the space marines,'Seargent, take care of this blasphemous xeno-lover, then summon the serfs to move the... Blue box to my ship for archiving. The Emperor protects.' 
 
 Three meters tall, the sergeant clad in jet black power armour stomped up to The Doctor and levelled his flamer. 
 
 The blue pilot light winked into existence. 
 
 The sergeant pulled the trigger and the flamer spat a stream of searing fire. 
 
'Purge the xenos.' 
 
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 The world was of course Warhammer 40,000, and I was imagining David Tennant's Doctor in this, with his soulful eyes and compassion and stuff. 
 
 

