[ IP ] A bear and a wolf meet in a foggy field .

`` Hey Marty.'' 
 
 `` Hey Ursa.'' 
 
 The two life long friends were squatting beside one another in a field outside their employed forest. Break time was break time. 
 
 `` How's the pups?'' Ursa asked his smaller friend. 
 
 `` Oh you know, they're definitely a howl.'' Marty snickered as Ursa shook his head. 
 
 `` Aw jeez Ursa, look. It's that new guy, Bugs.'' 
 
 Ursa turned his head and noticed a small grey rabbit bounding towards them. Bugs was recently hired to the forest to help with lower food chain repopulation, so he was strictly on a'do not kill' basis. This of course, allowed Bugs to bother any predator he wanted. 
 
 `` Wassup boys.'' Bugs bounded in between the two and also began shitting, one after another. 
 
 `` Why are you here?'' Marty growled. 
 
 `` Just making company, meeting friends, are n't we friends Marty ol boy?'' Bugs grinned. 
 
 `` Oooh if I did n't need my job..'' Marty snarled and let the threat hang in the air. 
 
 `` Marty its alright.'' Ursa said. `` He's a coworker, we should treat him better.'' 
 
 `` Now THAT is what I'm talking about!'' Bugs sneered. 
 
 Ursa winked at Marty. 
 
 `` Hey Bugs, can I ask you a question?'' 
 
 `` Sure buddy. Lem me hear it.'' 
 
 `` Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?'' 
 
 ``..No.. I do n't.'' 
 
 `` Good!'' Ursa replied. 
 
 And so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
