[ WP ] On Judgement Day , every single person is left behind and you 're the only one who is saved , because you believed something no one else did .

`` Uh, hello?'' 
 `` Welcome home, my good and faithful servant.'' 
 `` Uh, what's going on? Are you... God?'' 
 `` That's right, what you just experienced was the rapture. Welcome to heaven.'' 
 `` Where's everyone else?'' 
 `` You're it, the only one worthy.'' 
 `` Uh, what did I do to deserve this.'' 
 `` Remember Jenny Wilmington, from second grade.'' 
 `` Uh, vaguely.'' 
 `` You believed that she was an angel, but were too shy to ever say anything.'' 
 `` Uh, yeah, I guess.'' 
 `` Well, she really was an angel. I sent her to the world to convert the entire population. It did n't really work, you were the only one who ever believed.'' 
 `` Oh... Is Jenny here?''
