[ WP ] A new drug let 's you live a lifetime in one dream

`` Novarthritis Pharmaceutical customer support how may I help you?'' 
 
 `` Hi, uh regarding your dream pills, the advertisements promised a 200 % refund if you did not experience a full lifetime, uh, is it true?...'' 
 
 `` Oh yes of course, we take our refund policy very seriously. Could you please describe how the drug failed to work'' 
 
 `` Uh, well I took a pill and fell asleep just before midnight... And had this very vivid dream where I was some kind of bird that was hatching from my egg. only that the egg was falling, so halfway through the hatching I splatted onto the highway and was run over by a bus. So I woke up again right after midnight and could n't fall asleep for the rest of the night...'' 
 
 `` Oh sorry sir the refund policy can not be applied here as that sounds like a full, although brief, lifetime to me. Have a nice day and please feel free to contact us again if the drug stops working'' 
 
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