[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

`` Does it give you visions?'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` I mean, weird dreams, stuff like that?'' 
 
 `` No more than eating cheese late at night.'' 
 
 `` Bu-'' 
 
 `` Actually, probably even less than the cheese. The one I had after the quattro formaggi on Saturday was pretty wild.'' 
 
 `` Was it about dragons?!'' 
 
 ``... no.'' 
 
 `` But it's shaped like-'' 
 
 `` I know what it's shaped *like! * It's just a dark blob of a birthmark. It could look like a lot of different things.'' 
 
 `` It *is* a dragon, though. Look, it's even got little wings.'' 
 
 `` Quit it about the shape. Please.'' 
 
 `` OK. Sorry, if I made you uncomfortable.'' 
 
 `` Its fine, really. I should be used to it by this stage. Can we move on?'' 
 
 `` Sure, sure. Next question.'' 
 
 `` Thanks.'' 
 
 `` Um, what woul- wait, does it ever, like, throb or get painful? 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` Like, maybe during times you're stressed or something?'' 
 
 `` N-'' 
 
 `` Ooh, or else maybe it heats up?'' 
 
 `` No!'' 
 
 ``... does it get itchy at least?'' 
 
 ``.....'' 
 
 `` Ooook, no more birthmark questions. Let's change it up. Do you have any questions for me, Mr... Azugtooth?'' 
 
 `` Azgrathoth.'' 
 
 `` Yes, yes. My apologies. Any questions, Mr Azgratot?'' 
 
 `` If I get the job, should I expect any more questions about my birthmark?'' 
 
 `` Would it be an issue for you?'' 
 
 `` Yes, very much so.'' 
 
 `` Then I am afraid to say that the Wizards of the Coast marketing department may not be the kind of work environment you're looking for, Mr Azatoot.''
