[ WP ] You go to the ATM to withdraw cash and find an extra 10 million dollars in your account . You then get a phone call .

`` President Mendoza.'' 
 
 *That ca n't be. * 
 
 `` President Mendoza, say something, goddammit.'' 
 
 `` Uh, yes, Mr. Obama?'' 
 
 `` Look at the screen and tell me what you see.'' 
 
 *Why when you already know? * 
 
 `` My personal account's been increased by ten million dollars.'' 
 
 `` That money is not for you to waste on cars or whatever shit your boyfriend wants. That money is to give to North Korea so they do n't use their nuke. You know, the one that can destroy the world.'' 
 
 `` It actually exists? So why has North Korea been hiding it all this while?'' 
 
 `` If you give a mouse a cookie, it's going to want milk. You give it milk, it wants a bedtime story. You give it a bedtime story, it sleeps for a while till it wakes up like a cranky baby again.'' 
 
 `` But why us? I mean, China or Russia could give Kim the money.'' 
 
 `` Does n't have the same ring to it as an weak enemy being forced to delay a worldwide nuclear disaster.'' 
 
 ``... Fine.'' 
 
 `` Secret Service have been briefed on this. Withdraw the ten million at the counter, swear everyone to silence, hell, threaten them if you need to. If any word gets out, the whole world's fucked.'' 
 
 `` But why ca n't we just take a portion of our GDP-'' 
 
 `` Because there's always someone who'll figure out where the ten million went.'' 
 
 `` Fine. Is this a one-off thing, or do I have to pay him monthly, or what?'' 
 
 `` Every week. I'll deposit ten million every Wednesday. Get it to Kim before every Monday. Now shoot the phone.'' 
 
 `` But-'' 
 
 `` Secret Service will give you another one.'' 
 
 `` Frank, can I borrow your pistol, please?'' 
 

