[ WP ] At 9:17am , on a Wednesday morning , every shirt , blouse , tank , tee , bra and top simply vanishes from the world .

-It's a type of special goblin/gremlin hybrid team that specializes in cloth. 
 
 -... what? 
 
 -Yeah, like a magical fashion police.- he took a sip of the hot coffee. 
 
 -... so, fashion-expert goblins that ca n't eat after midnight steal all of your clothes every Wednesday, exactly at 9:17am...? 
 
 -Exactly what I said, and exactly what happens. Every Wednesday morning I wake up with grunts and noises from my closet, and then it's just empty. 
 
 -... I do n't know what to say Edward... this seems... 
 
 -Some weird crazy bullshit? Yeah, I know. And I do n't even know why I'm telling you this, it's our first date. But fuck it, too late to back out now.- he took a bigger sip, regretting it instantly after, as the coffee burned his throat on the way down. 
 
 -Well, how for how long has that been happening...? 
 
 -It's been three years, the more or less. 
 
 -Christ...! Have you ever tried to stop them? 
 
 -As any sane person would, I did. I almost blew up my closet once. 
 
 -How do you know how they look like...? 
 
 -I caught them on the act several times, actually. 
 
 -This is all really weird, to be honest... - she seemed distant. 
 
 -... maybe I can show you... 
 
 A loud ding rang across the room. She quickly got up, said goodbye in a hurry like she was saved by the bell, and left, without giving Edward any time to react. He sighed and took a last sip at the coffee as the next lady moved from the table to his left and sat on the chair across the table, in front of him. 
 
 -Hi! I'm Tiffany! 
 
 -Hey. Edward. 
 
 

