[ WP ] Banana Republic attempts to govern a Banana republic .

**^^Pls ^^do n't ^^be ^^mad ^^Mr. ^^Neruda** 
 
 When the loom began to weave 
 
 and threads of commerce intertwined 
 
 and soon the free trade bills were signed 
 
 Starbucks serving Chevron Expats 
 
 Golden Arching Arabian Nights 
 
 Banana Republic ( subsidiary of GAP ) 
 
 Adorned in classic wool peacoat accented by luxe pant 
 
 Acquired in exchanges lawful, portions of this land 
 
 I want to say like maybe next to Ecuador. 
 
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 A boon to the economy 
 
 Banana Republic™, 
 
 From ashes of nationalization 
 
 And central intelligence agency 
 
 And worthless currency 
 
 Cartels and Coyotes 
 
 We will establish order 
 
 Along with corduroy 
 
 twill pants with double strap shoe 
 
 fall layers insulate you 
 
 Italian Merino Stripe Crew 
 
 All of these things and more 
 
 the essence of our store 
 
 except of course *you're* poor 
 
 On Further Examination We Have Made Determinations 
 
 That This Independent Nation 
 
 Disavow Procrastination 
 
 Please Proceed To Designated Factories 
 
 Others Need Their Heron Parkas.
