[ CW ] Tell a tale of blood curdling horror and unspeakable evil in the form of a single recipe .

> How to Destroy One Emotionally 
 
 > Ingredients 
 
 > 1/2 pound beef fat 
 
 > 1 tbsp. imitation butter 
 
 > cumin ( optional ) 
 
 > 2 tbsp. maple syrup 
 
 > a heart ( any species ) 
 
 > garlic, 2 cloves 
 
 > 1/4 cup salt 
 
 > vinegar 
 
 > 1 tsp. snake venom 
 
 > Steps 
 
 > 1. Melt the imitation butter over a pan. Show them you `` care'' about them. 
 
 > 2. Add beef fat. It's filler for a wonderful friendship! 
 
 > 3. Once fat is brown, add cumin. Spice things up a bit or they'll lose interest. 
 
 > 4. Put the spiced fat onto a plate. Give them the luxury that is yourself. 
 
 > 5. Drizzle a bit of maple syrup on it. You want to make it extra sweet, too. 
 
 > 6. Get the heart and put it on a pan while the beef rests. 
 
 > 7. Once the heart is shriveled and devoid of moisture, shred it with a grater over the fat. Break them. You do n't care anymore. 
 
 > 8. Add the cloves of garlic to the abomination. Make them seem repulsive. 
 
 > 9. Add the salt and vinegar. All that you worked for together, being ruined in front of their eyes. 
 
 > 10. Drip a bit of snake venom for the final touch. 
 
 > 11. Serve to your closest friends. Enjoy! 
 

