[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

He was weakened and dazed by the myriad of drugs he had been subject to over the past months since his diagnosis of leukemia. At first the idea of a celebrity visit intrigued him, but as time wore on the brave 15 year old survivor turned his attention to the more important things, seeing his loving family watching over him day in and out, the gorgeous Katie, a former classmate who occasionally visited, pulling his heart strings with every word she spoke. 
 
 It was another day in his usual, boring room when he was informed that a group of his classmates had come to visit. His spirits brightened, he knew he best friend and former football pal, Max, would be there. He was surprised to see that Katie joined his usual group of friends. Her visits seemed to become more frequent as of late. Suddenly, commotion in the halls, `` great, who could it be today?'' he wondered. Surely enough he did n't wonder long, his classmates flowed into the hallway to catch a glimpse of Arnold Schwarzenegger lumbering through the halls, tossing small children and bystanders out of the way. 
 
 He found himself with a lone nurse tending to his IV bag and quizzically asked, `` why ca n't these celebrities leave us alone to heal in peace?'' the nurse pulled down his mask to reveal it was non other than Bill Murray. He told the young patient, `` no one will ever believe you'' as he skipped from the room.
