[ WP ] Write a story about an elderly wizard and his young female apprentice .

There was a wizard. He wore a large robe and loved young women. Coincidentally, a young woman was his current apprentice. 
 
 She had been with many'a wizard, and had laid with them in her apprentice chambers. The Wizard knew this already, as he had laid with her, many a fortnight, and had both felt and seen the looseness of her once taut vagi'.... 
 
 One day, as the Wizard was drinking with his last remaining non-wizard friend, they got to talking about the female apprentices' vagi', to which the wizard was remembered to have said it was like a `` wizards sleeve''. Thus the quote `` she is as loose as a wizards sleeve'' came to be.
