[ WP ] Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of rage begins to torpedo his own career by deliberately acting poorly and taking on bad films . He finally wins an oscar for starring in Paul Blart : Mall Cop 3 .

`` Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 is going to win me an Oscar, through whatever means possible.'' I had said to myself earlier in my hotel room. 
 
 Now here I am, standing tall and proud at the podium, facing a crowd of familiar faces. Peers of my profession. 
 
 I can hear the sound of my own heart beating, pumping vigorously as if it were about to burst out of my chest. 
 This is really happening, two decades of slaving my life away and this is all it took? 
 
 After all I've been through, they must be proud that I was finally able to achieve what was rightfully mine. They just had to! 
 
 I scan the hall searching for their approval, but all I found were looks of horror and disgust, as if my success were alien to them. I chuckle to myself, no matter. This was my moment and no amount of insolence would hold me away from my happiness. 
 
 As I prepared to speak from my quivering lips, everyone suddenly hurried to get up from their seats, falling over one another in an attempt to leave. Through the aisles I spot several men in uniform making their way to the stage... I do n't understand. 
 
 Instinctively, I clutch my prize tighter toward my chest and in my mind I reassure myself that *nobody was going to take this away from me*. **Nobody**. 
 
 They're closing in on me now. I try to back away in order to escape, only to find myself cornered and pressed up against the fifteen foot replica of my award. I can feel their weight on me now, pinning my arms to the floor, I decide that it's not worth resisting. 
 
 Instead, I crane my neck to look toward the podium where I was just moments before and spot beside it the lifeless body of the false winner, Mathew McConaughey. The man I strangled for all to see. The man who did not deserve to win this award. 
 
 `` Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 is going to win me an Oscar, through whatever means possible.'' I repeated to myself. 
 
 
 **Edit; ** This is my first time writing here, I figured it'd be good practice for me since I do n't do it very often! Feedback would be great, but I hope you enjoyed it! 
 
 

