[ WP ] You have a very shitty type of precognition .

`` What do you mean, you can sort of see the future?'' 
 
 I sighed and sipped at my drink. I knew I should n't have told my best friend about this. 
 
 `` Look, it's no big deal,'' I replied, setting my cup down, and rolling up the foil from my meal. 
 
 `` So, can you, like, win the lottery for me?!'' Jen asked, her eyes going wide. 
 
 `` What? No, firstly. Because that'd be morally wrong. Secondly, because it's not that kind of gift...'' I trailed off, wondering if the word'gift' was even the appropriate choice. 
 
 `` That kind of gift? What does that even mean?'' She asked, around her last mouthful of burrito. 
 
 I snatched the tray up from in front of us, and stood up, ready to leave the restaurant. 
 
 `` I knew I should n't have said anything. Let's just go, please? We need to get back home soon.'' 
 
 I left the table, and carried our trash to the bins by the door. I did n't even turn to look back. It was too late, now. We were n't going to make it home in time, but I did n't want to make it last any longer than it should. 
 
 Jen followed me into the parking lot and to her car, unlocking it with her fo, just as I reached it. We both settled in to the seats, and buckled up. 
 
 `` What good is this gift of yours if you ca n't profit off of it?'' She slammed the key home into the ignition. I knew she was going to badger me about this until I caved. 
 
 I fidgeted in my seat, wondering how it was going to happen. Was it predestined? Could I maybe change fate? Or was something in the future going to guarantee my premonition? She started the car, and began to back out f the parking spot. 
 
 `` If I tell you, you have to promise not to laugh, and not to tell anyone else, EVER.'' I hoped she'd understand the gravity of my statement.. Instead, she chucklesnorted. 
 
 `` Is it something super embarrassing? Or super stupid? Oh, oh, I know! You know when a light is going to turn green, right?!'' She sped down the parking lot towards the intersection to leave it, gunning the engine, even though the light was clearly red. 
 
 My entire body tensed as we approached the four way, the light still not changing. `` Nope! Definitely not it!'' I barked, but too late. Just as the cars tires touched the stop line, the light changed though, and we passed through the intersection safely. 
 
 I relaxed, the ball of anxiety in my stomach settling. I turned to look at Jen, her face a giant smile. 
 
 `` Well then, was n't that just pure luck?'' She giggled, turned to look at me as she flicked on her turn signal, and began to turn left down a side street. 
 
 `` No, lets take the othe -- OH SHIT!'' My eyes returned to the road sooner than Jen's, I had n't been fast enough to get her to take a different route. The car that had been previously stopped heading out of the side street had begun to make a u turn. 
 
 He slammed on the brakes. I knew this was it. My body braced for impact, as Jen shouted expletives that would make a sailors face go white. She was sawing at the steering wheel to no effect, we had already lost traction. 
 
 The entire world seemed to slow down, as our car approached theirs. This was it, the moment that had been revealed to me earlier that day. There was no avoiding it now. Finally, the impact came.. And was done. We barely tapped them, that I did not see coming. Jen and I looked at each other, the color draining from her face. 
 
 `` God dammit.. I knew this was gon na happen,'' I said, unrolling my window, putting my head in my hands and leaning back in the seat. My stomach was completely on edge. 
 
 `` You.. You knew the crash was gon na happen..?'' Jen asked timidly. 
 
 `` Nope. I knew you were gon na shit yourself.'' I sighed loudly, rolling my head towards the window, looking for a little fresh air.
