[ WP ] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs . They have asked for a meeting .

'Adrian? Adrian!' The slightly muffled voice called. 
 
'Hello?' asked Adrian bemusedly. 
 
'He's awake!' Said the little voice. A distorted barrage of voices assailed him, all apparently grateful that he was now conscious. 
 
 Adrian looked around the room, it was empty. His door was even still locked. 
 
'Adrian, I want you to listen to me very carefully,' said the voice,'it's about your state of health.' 
 
'Who are you? And where are you?' Adrian asked of the empty air. 
 
'Well that's just it. I'm your kidney. Your left kidney, my twin is n't in any state to speak.' 
 
'You're my kidney?' Adrian sat up on his bed, grunting at even the smallest of effort thanks to the extra weight he was carrying.'I've lost my mind. I'm hearing my kidney speak to me.' 
 
'It's not just me in here you know. You do have other organs, I'm just... well I'm kind of a nominated spokes-organ for the rest of your body.' 
 
'So I suppose my liver and my lungs are in there too! Hello Lungs, Hello Liver, Hello HEART!' 
 
 To his surprise three separate and distinctive voices answered back their greetings. Oh well, he thought to himself, at least if I'm going mad I might as well see where this is going.'Ok,' he said aloud,'Let me hear this urgent news.' 
 
'We'll start with your liver. He's a mess. He just jabbers nonsense until you have a drink and then he passes out, and it's killing him. Your heart is having a hard time because of all the junk food you eat; He's managed to keep going for now, but it a losing battle with fat, salt, and cholesterol. And your lungs, Adrian. They're going to shut down completely if you keep smoking the way you do. You need to exercise and eat healthily. Do n't go on a salad cleanse or anything, just remember; Calories in, calories out, or you expand and die.' 
 
'I've heard this spiel before. I'm fine. Why should I listen to a voice in my head?' A sudden pain gripped his entire torso. A cruel jab of searing agony that consumed his entire being. He collapsed. 
 
'I'm not in your mind, you fat fool!' The pain subsided, leaving Adrian breathless on his hands and knees.'This is the only warning you'll get, and I hope, for ALL our sakes, that you listen.'
