[ WP ] A spy has to resort to using word of mouth to transmit vital information , resulting in the worlds biggest version of `` Chinese whispers '' . The information is so far from the original , yet it has the intended effect .

This day wasn ’ t going how I expected. I saddled my horse with some packs to carry into town and went for a ride. When I arrived I saw a man wearing surgical gloves waiting for me. 
 
 “ Are you John ’ s uncle? ” the man asked. 
 
 “ Sure am. ” 
 
 “ Sir, please give me the horse. I ’ ve had word from your nephew of a critical mission that I must perform. ” 
 
 Knowing my nephew was undercover across the border, I expected the worst. I jumped off the horse and handed the reins to the man with the surgical gloves. 
 
 “ Please go for a walk and come back later sir, this part will be a little embarrassing. ” 
 
 As I walked away, the man started masturbating my horse! I couldn ’ t believe it! I didn ’ t understand what was going on but I definitely didn ’ t want to stick around. I went into town to grab a drink. By the time I returned I couldn ’ t find the strange man or the horse. 
 
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 Years later I saw John again and asked him about the day a strange man masturbated my horse. He told me the sad truth: 
 
 “ That ’ s disgusting! I told him to help my uncle Jack off his horse! ”
