[ WP ] Write about an average day for a white person in 2015 , in a universe where whites were the slaves in history .

*Thursday, August 27th, 2015* 
 [ 0600 ] 
 Dear diary; 
 Reddit is overflowing with the usual stuff; /r/whitepeoplehate was created because of /r/fatpeoplehate's absence, and it hurts. Nobody realizes it, but it hurts. You ca n't explain your feelings over the internet. If you're a man of no color, then you're no man at all. 
 
 [ 0900 ] 
 I saw on /r/whitepeoplerights that yesterday two white news workers were shot. It was tragic, but it was n't big news. White people are only on the news for one reason; violence. If we've done something violent, then we are immediately painted as the bad guys. 
 
 I do n't know what to do anymore. Martin Luther King Jr, the president of the United States of America, is fighting to remain in power. He's on his 4th term, but does n't want to give it up. I'm not racist, and I'm an optimistic person, but people just do n't understand the plight of a white man. Many of our neighborhoods are fraught with gang violence, and white people are beaten half to death by the racist police forces in the streets. 
 
 [ 1700 ] 
 My lunch is pretty good today; strawberry margarita punch and tuna salad with extra mayonnaise. Working down here is n't all that hard, and sometimes we pretend that we're black when we get covered in coal dust. It's pretty funny. 
 I'm going to stop here on this diary page. I've got to get back to the coal mine. 

