[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Dear Sir, 
 
 As of this date, May 29th 2014, I announce my resignation from your esteemed company. While I have spent years under your management and have many memories of this company, I will regret little to nothing as I put this on your desk. The hours that I have spent here I will never get back and I would rather have been an Ottoman soldier captured by Vlad the Impaler than go through another hour of work at your company. Your salary is meager and I could barely afford rent as this company is not willing to pay its employees ( all college educated, I might add ) more than minimum wage. However, I have just won the lottery and I am no longer dependent upon the modicums of currency I have been paid during my service to your company. 
 
 As I relieve myself of my service to your company, I can now confidently say, without fear, that you CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF. 
 
 Sincerely, 
 
 Your Former Not-That-Loyal Employee
