[ WP ] Civilization has fallen , but brave treasure hunters have heard the legend of Ft. Knox . The automated defenses , however , are still online .

`` What are you, *chicken*?'' one taunted. 
 
 `` Yeah! *Chicken*!'' another jeered. 
 
 `` *Cluck cluck cluck! *'' said one more. 
 
 `` Fine, I'll go,'' I said. 
 
 `` YEEEHAAW!'' they shouted. 
 
 We were at the gate. Numerous craters, since regrown with grass over the years, dotted the open expanse between us and the Fort. 
 
 I warmed up, determined to make it through. I got into a runner's stance like those really old posters showed. 3... 2... 1... 
 
 I'm off! 
 
 ***ZAP! *** 
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 Where Timmy was just standing one second before there was now only a fried ashen stump, burnt extra crispy, sizzling in the air. 
 
 `` Huh! I guess they do n't call it Fort Knocks for nuthin'!'' 
 
 `` **HAHAHAHAHA**'' 

