[ WP ] A man is standing on the edge of a bridge , about to jump . A crowd of curious onlookers has gathered around him , with many trying to talk him out of it . The remains silent but finally speaks , saying only five words . The entire crowd immediately jumps off the bridge .

`` Gooble Gobble We Accept You'' 
 
 A stampede begins as the man does a back-flip and vanishes. Like some kind of sick threshing machine they clawed at each other. I dunno if they were trying to be first or just trying to get it over with, but it did n't matter, they did it. They all went right the fuck over 
 
 
 I'm just sitting here.. staring... The splatter and gasps, oh my god. Hundreds of PEOPLE. Zombies? I do n't know. What the fuck did that guy say? I've heard it before. Why could n't he just go alone. 
 
 Oh my god I've got to call the cops. Why did I smoke that joint? Fuck! Shit! Where's my phone? OH MY FUCKING GOD. 
 
 Oh there it is. 
 
 No signal? What the fuck. I got ta get a signal. I got to help them. I do n't know what the fuck to do! 
 
 FUCK! 
 
 Ok, here we go. I'll go check. No I wo n't, that's fucking stupid. 
 
 BF: `` Correct'' said something 
 
 ME: `` What the FUCK?! AaaaAaUUH!'' said me, flailing around like a dancing forty niner. 
 
 BF: `` Dumb shit, you saw what I just did. I'll kill you whenever I feel like it.'' 
 
 ME: `` Bullshit! What? Who the fuck are you?'' 
 
 BF: `` Ca n't you tell? I'm Big Foot.'' 
 
 ME: `` Oh My Fucking GOD.'' 
 
 BF: `` I've been looking for you Bryan. I've been looking for you for a very long time.'' 
 
 How could he know I was out there? How could he see? I taught him everything he knew. 
 
 BF: `` I've come for you.'' 
 
 ME: `` No, I'll never go with you!'' 
 
 Just then something terrible happened. Big Foot put his hand on my shoulder. I let out a massive roar, sprouted hair and grew 4 feet. 
 
 BF: `` Tag.'' 
 
 The End... or is it?
