[ WP ] By day , he 's mild-manned office worker Frank Lee . By night , he 's Honest Man , a superhero with the power of honesty so brutal , it 's lethal .

I'm a professional liar, and i'm really good at my job. The official title of my job, the name they put on my W2 forms, is Insurance salesmen. But what i'm really doing, all I really ever do, is lie. The entirity of my day consists of talking to people and selling them words, provide an ego boost, or just scare the living shit out of them. 
 
 If you come to me in good health, I will try and remind you about all the times you came close to death. People put their entire life on social media, and it would n't take me more than a few minutes to bring up that time when your friends convinced you to jump off that rock even though you were n't a confident swimmer. `` We have to think about your wife Martha'', i'll say, `` accidents happen all the time, and even worse, so does reality.'' You and I both know you do n't need the Premium plan. Youre retirement investment portfolio has been quite good, your family will have more than enough to live off of without any insurance at all. But all I have to do is create the illusion of impending doom, and throw in a few, `` no one will have to worry about you daughter's wedding costs, and you son's college tuition'' and your mine. You are our favorite type of client. You will pay us monthly for a very long time, because you are n't dying anytime soon. And even when you do pass, we will have made so much money off you that your insurance payment rate will be pennies on the dollar to us. 
 
 If you come to me in bad health, you're even better. I do n't have to work too hard to create a sense of urgency, because chances are, you already have it. You smoke too much, drink too often, drive too recklessly, have a sense of adventure, and in general, are just a risk to yourself and those around you. Well, you're not really, but you will be once i'm done talking to you. The way you live your life is a gold mine for me, and a couple key reminders, and you will pay me a portion of your savings before you walk out the door. `` Do you know how many smokers fall asleep and have their cigerette butts burn down the house?'' `` did you know driving 5 miles over the speed limit, on average, raises your risk of an accident by as much as 45 %?'' `` I see that you like travelling to Europe once every couple of years. The homocide rate in most of these cities is twice, even double what you can expect back home. And a rich tourist like you lights up their eyes on the streets.'' 
 
 If you really think about it, i'm an asshole who exagerates statistics and overblows percentages. But right now you're completely fragile, i've made you vunerable and suseptable to every danger that exists. Right now, i'm your only friend in the world, the only person that is really looking out for you. Most people still have doubts, do n't necessarily want to pay so much money for something that might not happen for a very long time. But all I really have to say, is `` is that really a chance you want to take? Do you really want to leave such burdens behind?'' and you're all mine. 
 
 Higher risk clients can be tricky. Sure, they pay insane premiums, but there are some truths to my words, and it's entirely possible that you could actually die tomorrow. We do n't want to pay you. We do n't care about the costs of your funeral, protecting your home and belongings from freak accidents, and nature can be our biggest enemey. We hope you outlive your weaknesses, and we're always rooting for you. This is why you're the perfect customer, because we do n't really have to lie too much to you. We actually genuinely care about your wellbeing. To you, we are some of the friendliest people you associate with, you even send me christmas cards and i've been to more kid's weddings than I can count. At the end of the day, I'm Frank Lee, Uncle Frank to your kids, and i've become your friend. You trust me so much that you do n't really second guess yourself when I start talking about some new bullshit insurance plan. `` We have n't had an earthquake for a very long time, I was watching a program last night that was talking about how weak the fault is becoming.'' You think this is just another one of our friendly conversation we're having over a game of golf. But i've just sold you, yet again. 
 
 Edit: will continue shortly, just got tied down with work for a bit.
