[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

`` You have got to be kidding me,'' Heroic groans, rubbing her temples. `` One of us here is a fake and we have to figure it out? This is ridiculous! While we're wasting time here, Wicked is having her evil way with kidnapped Princely!'' 
 
 `` That's what the Gamer said. If we want the next hint to find Princely and Wicked, we have to play her little games,'' Obvious says with a shrug. 
 
 `` Here's what we'll do. We'll each go around introduce ourselves and say one thing that will guarantee that we are the person that we say we are,'' Planner says, nodding sagely. 
 
 `` Ohhh! We can make it into a game! Let's all say two truths and one lie!'' Unhelpful exclaims in glee. 
 
 `` We're going to be here forever!'' Heroic bemoans. `` Princely'll never going to marry me at this rate!'' 
 
 ``... Hey Gamer, the person who's been replaced, what has they been replaced with?'' Bites People asks seriously. 
 
 Gamer looks at them lazily. `` Hm? I think some kind of a fae? They're enchanted to behave exactly like the real deal. So yeah, you'll be here a loooooong while.'' 
 
 Bites People nods, still looking seriously. Then she turns to the rest of the group with a toothy grin. `` Well, did n't we luck out then?'' 
 
 Everyone looks at her confused. `` What are you talking about?'' 
 
 `` My trait is to bite people.'' 
 
 Everyone still looks at her very much confused. `` So?'' Obvious asks for the group. 
 
 `` That means I can only bite *people*, as in *humans*. If the fake is a fae...'' 
 
 `` Ohhh! Ohhhhh!!! That's a great plan!'' Planner exclaims. 
 
 `` You wo n't be able to bite the fae!'' Obvious grins. 
 
 `` You'll give everyone else a lovely hickey!'' Unhelpful adds. 
 
 `` To think Bites People will actually be a trait that turned out to be helpful,'' Heroic says, looking awed. 
 
 `` My mother's name was Foresight. I think she knew what she was doing. Now, who wants to be bitten first?''
