[ WP ] You run an RPG pawn shop . You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they 've acquired .

I stand behind the counter, working on my inventory ledger like I do every whelsday night when a mountain of a man stepped through the door, the winter's chill followed him in. 
 
 `` I'm Sinep the Nut, and I have come to try and barter with you. I need some dragon grease to polish my blade.'' the brute said as he stepped forward, a large leather sack slung over his shoulder. 
 
 I set down my quill and look at Sinep. `` Wouldnt you prefer a nice fur armor or some leather pants? Surly that loincloth isnt much to keep you warm.'' 
 
 `` What are you talking about? These are pants.'' 
 
 That was when i realized that the loincloth was actually just the tattered remains of some pants. `` Very well then, dragon grease is very hard to aquire. As you must know, it can only be scraped from the pit-scales of a living elder dragon. I happen to have some, but it is very expensive. What do you have to offer?'' 
 
 The giant stepped foward and dropped his bag on the counter. It landed with a dull plop. `` I have 1000 of the rarest goblin eggs.'' 
 
 I scoffed at him. `` Goblins do not lay eggs. What are you trying to pull?'' I open the sack and I am slamed by a pungent stink. I look inside and see several hundred moist grape-sized hunks of meat... Goblin testicles. I stare at Sinep, mouth agape. 
 
 `` I never said they lay the eggs. Now, how much will you give me for the jewels of the goblin warrens?'' 
 
 
 `` Nothing- they are worthless, what do you expect me to do with a sack full of goblin nuts?'' 
 
 
 `` Well, then my next offer is two shopkeeper eggs... Take it or leave it.'' 
 
 I quickly hand over the jar of dragon grease, and put it into Sinep's massive hand. He empties his sack of goblin gonads on my counter and strolls out into the night. 

