[ WP ] The lottery is an Institution designed to catch Time Travelers .

Time Traveling is a sketchy business. International law prohibits the mention, sale, or action of time traveling. In the past, we experienced horrible atrocities because of the common man getting his hands on a time machine. 
 
 The only people who are allowed to use time machines are those who are linked to the Government. When people bitch about how nothing ever changes, that is the secret as to why. The people do not change, they just get new identities. 
 
 As I said before, time traveling is very illegal, hence the black market offers a premium for anyone who can get their hands on time machines. It often costs more to use a time machine than the average person can make in five lifetimes. 
 
 A while ago, some mobsters came up with the great idea that they will go back in time and play the lottery as a means to fuel their future operations. This worked out well and allowed mobsters and cartels to profit for many years. Eventually, the Government was able to trace the link between lottery winners and mob cash flow. The reason why so many lottery winners usually end up worse off than before is because once the Government catches you, they will take everything you own. I'm not talking about the 21st Century America, thats pussy shit, I'm talking about the real guys that you do n't fuck with. If the stock market reforms of 2099 did not teach you anything, than I do n't know what to say. 
 

