[ WP ] The Internet is a physical world . Websites like reddit and Tumblr are countries , with their own different kinds of citizens . Write about your experiences while exploring the Web .

I looked over the mountains. In the distance, I saw it. Tumblr. 
 
 The citizens all had wacky hair and spoke some sort of English dialect. 
 
 They seem to praise a deity named Anita Sarkeesian. They refer to themselves using quite unique pronouns, and men are not welcomed. Cisgendered people are shunned. White people are burned. I doubt I will survive in this place. 
 
 
 -- - Few days later -- - 
 
 
 Finally. I've made it past that hell hole. The Instagram Isles, such a wonderful place. The weird accounts are avoided. People throw advertisements for detox tea and shoutouts at me. At least these cute animals will keep me sane. 
 
 
 
 -- - 2 weeks later -- - 
 
 I've finally escaped 4chan. It's a cruel, unforgiving place but there were a few kind people. They saved a cat from animal abuse and stopped a dog fighting ring, but they are harsh. 
 
 -- - A day later -- - 
 
 The Reddit peninsula. Every person is unique, living in small city-states they refer to as `` subreddits''. The women are respected, but some city-states hate them, and others worship and lust over them. 
 
 The `` neckbeards'' are ignored, but some savages tend to get in. 
 
 Their currency is gold, oddly. 
 
 -- - 2 days later -- - 
 
 The Imgur Islands are boring and monotonous. Endless waves of reposts, and cats. 
 
 Some good things, but it's boring. I may not write for a while. 
 
 -- - A month later -- - 
 
 Youtube is unforgiving. The harsh leader Pewdiepie has a cult following of rabid 8 year olds. I have a few scars. 
 
 -- - An hour later -- - 
 
 I've made it home. Google. With its Chrome coasts and Android Alps, I can finally sleep knowing the wonders and terrors of this wild place we call the Internet. 
 
 ( This is my first WP, it sucks. Please leave feedback? < 3 )
