[ WP ] The mods of /r/WritingPrompts , in an alternate universe where /r/WritingPrompts is unsuccessful .

Another cheap pull of whiskey as he considers which gun to kill himself with. A.22, maybe? Go out with class with a military-issue Colt.45 automatic pistol, a gun in service for over a hundred years? He was sure lots of people have killed themselves with that gun. And the.45 was n't a bad caliber either. Maybe it would mean a little more blood splatter, but it would create a memorable scene. All my talent, blown onto the ceiling, he thought. For no one else but the earth now. 
 
 He lit the last cigar in the humidor by taking one of his student loan statements and lighting the tip on fire. 
 
 Definitely not a.357, he thought..357s are too loud, too noisy, like America.
