[ WP ] Due to errors in their contracts , which both actors are insisting be followed , Arnold Schwarzenegger is narrating an action movie in which Morgan Freeman is the hero .

Morgan Freeman kicks open the door, he removes his fedora, takes a drag from his cigar and says to the men seated around the table, `` Now, I told you I'd be back.'' 
 
 The men at the table all reach for their weapons as Morgan starts firing the small revolver in his hand killing six men, a seventh man stands up and takes a swing *The camera pans way back and a muscular white stuntman dressed like Morgan does a dizzing area of gymanstic martial arts moves taking the man out. * 
 
 *The scene shifts to a close up of Morgan's face* Beads of sweat on his forehead, Morgan nearly shouts, `` You damn idiots, I said I'd be back, why'd you have to go and mess things up, now my favorite suit has a blood stain on it.'' 
 
 **Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice reads: ** Only one detective had the strength to clean up the mean streets of Detroit, that man was Jack Slater. He would soon learn that this was n't the sunny California from the movies he was used to and he was no action hero here in the real world. 
 
 Morgan turns and looks at the camera with a smile as he pulls the cigar from his mouth and says, `` Hello, Danny, did you miss me?'' 
 
 **AC/DC's Thunderstruck starts playing as the bold letters crash through the screen** *Morgan Freeman is The Last Action Hero Too*
