[ WP ] A widow joins a monastery of nuns who turn out to be intelligent monkeys who also fight crime at night .

“ Welcome to your new home, Sister Mary, ” said Mother Superior Bobo. 
 
 “ Thank you, Mother. I don ’ t know what I would have done if you hadn ’ t taken me in. ” 
 
 Bobo placed her paw on the top of Mary ’ s head. “ It is okay, my child. This is why we are here. We are a place for healing and contemplation. ” 
 
 Sister Banana ’ s, who stood off to the side, punched one paw into another. “ And of ass kicking! ” 
 
 Bobo shot Banana a nasty look. “ Forgive Sister Banana. She can get over excited sometimes. ” 
 
 Mary nodded. “ I understand. After my husband died I had a lot of anger and aggression. Why would God do this to me? I had always been a good woman. Why would He pull the rug out from under me? ” 
 
 Mother Superior Bobo sat down in her office chair. “ God has a plan for us all. ” 
 
 “ Look at us, ” said Sister Banana. “ Our ancestors once roamed the jungles of Africa, swinging from tree to tree until Nazi scientists captured and caged us. They gave us intelligence and let us loose into the world with no purpose. ” 
 
 “ Catholic ministries found our scraggly and starving ancestors. They took us in. They knew we had special talents that could be put to good use. In addition to finding God we also found a purpose, ” said Bobo. 
 
 “ And the Church found their enforcers. ” 
 
 Bobo nodded. “ We fight the good fight. We fight the battles the Church can ’ t fight. Our order is not officially recognized by the Catholic Church but here we are. ” 
 
 “ We have taken in members from South America, but you are the first human to join us, ” said Banana. “ Even though you do not have the connection to our shared past we open up our order to you with open arms. ” 
 
 Bobo held her hands together in prayer and looked up. “ We trust the Lord to lead us. ” 
 
 Mary nodded. “ I will always be in your debt for taking me in. I only hope that I can live up to the lofty goals of this order. ” 
 
 The office door crashed open. Sister Mary Katherine Pipsqueak rushed into the room. “ We ’ ve got a code 7 in process in the Western District. ” 
 
 Bobo stood up and took off her cowl. “ Let ’ s go, sisters. There is work to be done. ” 

