[ WP ] All countries in the world to federate the 'United Nation ' under the UN . But one country does not .

‘ Vince c ’ mon we ’ re running late for the united nations congress. Just leave the paperwork alone for a moment. You ’ ve been working on it for all night now! ’ Liz yelled from the hallway. I closed my eyes for a second, opened the bathroom door, shaved and tried to make the best of my coup à la bird ’ s nest. ‘ I ’ ll be right there dear! ’ I yelled back. My name is Vince Robinson. I ’ m a diplomat and since that stupid United Nation issue my life has been one chain of disasters. 
 Let me explain. 
 For quite some time now the greatest minds of the planet have been coming together, along with heads of state and their diplomats, to form one big super nation which shall be called Terra. This plan originated in the 2020s because of that decade ’ s zeitgeist which originated back in 2016 when Donald Trump won the US presidential elections and, to keep things simple, fucked things up. The US was a leading country and thus had a huge influence of the rest of the word. You can guess what happened next. Walls were built. Race laws were reintroduced, bringing us back to the level of the 1960s. After the guy finally was assassinated, the whole world decided that a fuck-up like that should never happen again, that the human race was ( finally ) one and thus the idea of one United Nation was born. 
 This all sounds really cool right? Guessed wrong. 
 You may have thought that an idea like that and on a scale that large would have been carried out pretty quick right? Well… now it ’ s 2045 and we ’ re still not there. All because of England... 
 
 This idea of the one United Nation also has its slogan: ‘ one for all & all together ’. Which sounds decent, after all you don ’ t want humans to rise up against the humans. But this slogan has been the source of all bullshit. You see, every nation was asked to sign this document in which they agreed to acknowledge their government inferior to the Terra Council and to get rid of border controls et cetera. Every country signed except for goddamn England. 
 And this is where I don ’ t see the point. I mean, if every nation and I mean every nation except for England signed the fucking thing. Then why don ’ t we just annex the dumb island?! And I tried. Oh boy did I try to get things done. But everyone keeps nagging about that stupid slogan and the idea of True Unity. I mean c ’ mon, give England 10 years of full submission to our propaganda machines and every fucking Englishman will believe that Terra has existed for over a thousand years! 
 I almost got fired for forging false war-declarations but I think I ’ m getting better by the day. And to get my good image back I now have to attend this United Nations congress in which they ’ ll try to renegotiate with England again. What a life… 
 
 [ after the council ] 
 Well and we ’ ve reached the ultimate point of appeasement in human history. You thought Munich was bad? Well now there is one United Nation, except that it now is called United Kingdom of Terra. Now we all need to hail and bow to this almost-mummy-monarch. Thanks to this stupid policy we now still suffer under an inbred bastard. 
 
 I think I ’ ll go for a little swim this afternoon while Liz is still celebrating. A little swim with a tea crate filled with a little surprise I ’ ve got for those sheep. 
 
 It ’ s going to be a Boston Tea Party 1773 all over again. 
 
 Viva la Revolucion… 

