[ WP ] The future has come , engineers have created a machine that translates Animal Latin into English . You decide to put it on your cat , the cat begins to speak out that she 's seen God .

It was n't very difficult to shell out the ridiculous price for the CollarTalk. Who would n't want to speak to their cat and understand the meowing replies? I could n't wait to ask Milo what she thought the sun and moon were, if she liked my terrible guitar skills, and why she freaks out at the speed of light through the house at exactly 10pm every night. What she dreams about. If she's scared of death. An animal's perspective on life would be fascinating. I just had to make sure my wife did n't find out how much it cost. 
 
 When the parcel arrived, Milo seemed immediately curious. I opened it and placed the box on the kitchen floor to let her take a look. After all, it was the beginning of a new chapter in her life. She began to circle the box, pawing at it and making curious half-meows as she sniffed. 
 
 `` That collar is going to let us talk to each other Milo.'' 
 
 She looked up at me, and I could swear she actually said `` Wow''. The collar was n't on yet, but my heart skipped a beat in anticipation. I knelt down and pulled the collar out of its packaging. Reflective blue, flexible plastic with a white CollarTalk logo on one end. There was just one sentence written on the packaging. 
 
 `` Instructions: Place collar on cat.'' 
 
 They do n't waste words, I'll give them that. My wife Sophie walked into the kitchen as I was examining the collar. 
 
 `` You got Milo a new collar?'' 
 
 `` Sophie you're gon na love this,'' I replied, hoping she would n't ask about the price. `` It's going to let us speak to Milo.'' 
 
 `` Ha! Yeah right. Looks pretty cool though.'' 
 
 She crossed her legs and sat on the kitchen floor, picked Milo up and held her ready for me to put the collar on. As I wrapped the collar around Milo's neck, I immediately noticed a change. Her eyes opened wider than I thought possible, her fur stood up behind her neck and she began to hiss wildly. 
 
 `` Milo! What's the matter?'' I asked in a louder voice than I intended. Then she spoke. 
 
 She spoke. 
 
 `` *I... SEE... GOD*'' 
 
 Those sharply hissed words sent a piercing cold shiver down my spine. Sophie screamed as Milo's claws dug into her legs. 
 
 `` *I SEE GOD AND HE'S LOOKING AT ME RIGHT NOW*'' 
 
 I've never felt such immediate terror shoot through my body. Seeing my cat stiff as a statue, hissing and screaming that she can see God made my neck hair stand on end. 
 
 `` Wh... where is he... Milo?'' 
 
 `` *GOD IS AT THE DOOR*'' 
 
 I looked across at the open back door to see a German Shepherd standing in the doorway. I noticed that he was wearing the same blue collar as Milo. 
 
 `` Relax, sheesh. I'm not God, your cat's just dyslexic.''
