[ WP ] An assassin receives an unusual contract : a man on death row already slated for execution .

Incredulously, I looked over the letter once, twice, three times more. I could n't believe what these assholes were trying to pay me to do. 
 
 `` Well, it sends a strong message'' I muttered under my breath, still shaking my head. Once more, I read the brief, yet all-telling letter. 
 
 `` Jack Parsons. In court, October 5th. Public execution. Collateral damage encouraged'' 
 
 I've seen his name on the news. Parsons is part of this whacky anti-government militia who has been on the rise for several months now. This particular prick had shot up a courthouse, ran, and then turned his ass in the very next day. The news has been saying he had also offered up secrets on the militia in exchange for a guaranteed death penalty, of all things. Now, they were contacting me. They wanted me to hit their buddy Jack, in a courtroom, while he was receiving a death penalty he actually *paid* for. What's more, they seem to want me to shoot up the whole courtroom. This is fucked right up. As a hitman, I've done some weird jobs, but nothing quite as odd as this. No, I ca n't do it. If I accept that job, I do n't even have the slightest shot of getting away with it. But if I do n't, that militia's gon na come after my ass, and I'll have to run, but I'll need a Magician. Magicians are expensive. They'll make you disappear, but so will your wallet. So, either I can be some broke redneck motherfucker living somewhere in the mountains for the rest of my life, Or I can just end it here, while I'm still living comfortably. 
 
 Looks like I'd better pack.
