[ WP ] things that go `` floop '' in the night

``... Did you hear that?'' 
 
 `` Hear what?'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ^^^^^*floop* 
 
 ``... That!'' 
 
 ``... You woke me up for that? Go back to sleep.'' 
 
 `` But - `` 
 
 `` Tommy, you woke me up not a minute ago to tell me about bees in your stomach.'' 
 
 `` *Butterflies! *'' 
 
 `` Who cares?'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 ``... Marge?'' 
 
 ``... what.'' 
 
 `` What makes a'floop' sound?'' 
 
 ``... No idea. Maybe a giraffe. What sound DO giraffes make anyways?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know.'' 
 
 `` Well, whatever's making the sound, it's not gon na hurt you. Go to sleep.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Marge?'' 
 
 `` WHAT'' 
 
 `` It's coming from the bathroom.'' 
 
 `` So?'' 
 
 `` I have to *go*.'' 
 
 `` Well hold i- 
 
 `` *Now. *'' 
 
 ``... Fine, I'll check the dumb bathroom.'' 
 
 ``... Wow.'' 
 
 `` What is it? Is it gone?'' 
 
 `` It was just the *faucet* - it's leaking. You were scared of *that*?'' 
 
 ``... No...'' 
 
 `` Use the dumb bathroom.'' 
 
 Tom got out of bed, and stumbled his way, through the dark of the night, to the bathroom door. Before closing it, he paused. 
 
 ``... Why are n't you using the bathroom? You said you had to go!'' 
 
 `` Hey, Marge?'' 
 
 `` What...'' 
 
 `` Thanks.'' 
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 First time answering a writing prompt on Reddit, so I appreciate feedback. 
 
 *floop* 
 

