[ CW ] Write yourself into a corner .

Everyone knew you never ran a sim you were n't sure of. You had no idea what could be lurking in those bits and bytes. If you were smart, you'd sandbox it, or better yet, just not bother with the damn thing. Well, I went and did the thing everyone knew you did n't do. I had decided to run this kids junk sim. To make an exception for this groveling punk that entered my channel one day. He begged and begged, and I figured I had free time to spare. So I trusted him, and now I'm fucked, and I have plenty more free time. 
 
 I ca n't remember what a body felt like, but I do n't miss it. Everything is scripts and sims now. I spend—or spent—my days writing them for Haztech Simulations Incorporated. People are dropping bodies by the millions. Demand is skyrocketing, and life is—or was—good. I let my guard down. 
 
 So this kid sends me a script, says it's a housing sim he just made. Wanted me to check it out because he was running into some error. I decided to *not* look at the damn thing before exec'ing it. I also decided *not* to sandbox it. And I decided it would be a good idea to *not* put a kill chain on it. 
 
 Here's what the script executed: 
 
 while poop == true: 
 poop = false 
 
 That's it. Two lines. My world is now a white fucking box, and I have no way to exit this loop. 
 

