[ WP ] You find out that you are a Main Character , so you do everything to avoid getting dragged into a story involving you in some way .

`` A long time ago in yada yada, this land was a peaceful one, until the fire nation attacked.'' Aaron grumbles, rolling his eyes and started babbling on about TV troupes to his fellow classmates. 
 
 `` Come on man, do n't ruin the experience, just go with the flow.'' One of them tells him, but Aaron would not stop pressing. 
 `` How can I go in the flow, when all anime main character's desk is always in the back row, near a goddamned window? Just so that they can sigh and be lost in thought?'' He points out with his unsharpened pencil. 
 
 `` Well, actually your desk is in the back, and is next to a window.'' The biggest classmate points out. 
 
 `` Uh oh!'' Gasps the slender, clasping his hands together. 
 
 `` I guess that makes you, the main character!'' 
 
 `` W-What!?'' Aaron huffs, leaping out of his seat. They are right, he was in the back row, next to a window, and lost in deep thought until THEY asked what was up! 
 
 `` And you know that thing you said about the little sister or childhood friend? You have both of those, do n't you?'' 
 
 `` No, not Amy, not Rachel!'' He covers his ears, pressing himself against the corner of the classroom. 
 
 `` Oh yea!'' The big one realizes. 
 
 `` Do n't forget about the new transfer student, who is sitting RIGHT next to you!'' 
 
 `` NOOOOOOOOO!'' Aaron screams out, `` I AM NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER OF A HAREM ANIME!'' 
 
 `` Wait hang on, if he's the main character. Does this make me the guy who never get's laid?'' The skinny classmate pointed to himself. When the big guy said yes, the little one crashes into the desk. 
 
 `` NO WONDER WOMEN NEVER FIND ME INTERESTING!'' 
 
 `` WE CAN TRADE!'' Aaron offers but the skinny guy shakes his head. 
 
 `` Nope, it does not work that way.'' He wipes a tear off his eye. 
 
 `` What is going on here!?'' Screams the busty and pretty miss student counsel president, as she enters the class room. 
 
 The first thing she sees is Aaron cowering the corner, surrounded by two men. 
 
 `` Get away from him! Stop picking on him!'' She tells the two, both of which stiffen and obey her every wish. 
 
 She pulls Aaron away, even against his wishes. Ignoring him, not willing to listen to the truth he has to say. 
 
 `` You have got to stand up for yourself!'' She tells him, pointing her pretty little finger at him. 
 
 `` GOD DAMMIT, WERE NOT YOU LISTENING TO A THING I SAID!? I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR LITTLE BOOB FEST! GOT IT!?'' He screams, but the student console president had already walked away. 
 
 He felt his knees go weak, and he falls to the floor. 
 
 `` No, I do n't want to be a main character, please do n't do this to me...'' He utters, but he had little control over the situation, as the flat chested and cheery girl in such harems approached him. 

