[ WP ] Write about your most recent dream .

`` This is absurd, you really expect that strategy to work?'' 
 What's absurd is my tent-thing. Not really a tent, but not really a shack. A more substantial solid military-like large field tent was my quarters, and a better-than-a-cot but still not a solid bed. My workdesk was of very sturdy and skilled carpentry, as was the matching chair. My nightstand was similar to it and held my oil lamp, which provided a barely sufficient glow to do anything at this time of night. The floor was dirt, but there was a plain dark rug under my bed, desk and chair, and at the entrance which was pretty much a tent flap. 
 The man before me was crisply dressed, and was a superior officer. I was not dressed militarily, but I was in nice clothes. On the desk was a topographical map of a region outside of my familiarity covered in drawn-on arrows and footnoted numbers. 
 
 One of my hobbies is maps and cartography. 
 
 After taking in my surroundings, I turned my back to the desk and faced this dude. 
 `` Why yes I can guarantee this maneuver's imminent success.'' 
 This guy is PISSED, holy shit. 
 `` So, what you are saying, is that by diverting 35 % to bound the ridge and try to flank them, and have the other 65 % trudge through the damn canyon. That we will have a decisive victory with minimal losses? Is that what you're trying to sell me? THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW IT, THE GENERAL WILL EXECUTE YOU HIMSELF FOR THIS JOKE!'' 
 We were both nearly nose to nose, yet neither of us had moved. 
 `` Look, we used to be around 1,500, now there're only 20 of us. If none of my previous stratagems have worked, how come I'm still alive?'' 
 `` We will see, for now I will present your outline at noon. I can only hope to have your entrails spilled come this evening, by my own hand.'' 
 It was a simple enough plan, a sort of enhanced guerrilla maneuver. Have just a hair more than half the total force march to the obvious danger, and take the other portion to do a wide flank. However with these numbers, they wo n't know whether it's for a pincer, which would require three groups, or my plan, or if it's something else. 
 We did n't have any small vehicles like humvees, but we do have two T-70's and one Abrams M1. Those will spearhead the main front, the flanking force will join in after a delay. The only thing that my plan could fail to was enemy CAS, but it's been ages since anybody has been able to deploy any aircraft. 
 It's pretty astounding that I've survived for so long off of what I've learned in Arma 3, and some other FPS's and RTS's. These towel-heads would be dead without their dwindling strategy think-tank. 
 
 The sounds of distant battle became apparent to me. Artillery, gunfire, land vehicles, and various other noises that accompany such a cacophony. 
 
 I awoke to the sound of my first alarm, in my comfy bed at home.
