[ WP ] Turn a well known songs lyrics into a short story

`` Holy Diver? Holy Diver!'' 
 
 It was the middle of night, mist loomed over the water of the lake. The fisherman had brought with him food for the mysterious figure known as the Diver, this seemed to be a ritual every night. 
 
 The fisherman, in his late fifties, slowly rose from the motor and tugged onto the Diver's air-hose. Minutes later, the diver arose. 
 
 Immediately after getting on board, he pulled off his water-proof mittens and helmet, indulging himself in the grilled sandwiches and chocolate muffins the fisherman had brought for him.'mmmm, yeah yeah! This is the stuff!' 
 
 The fisherman had no care whether the sandwiches and muffins his wife had made were indeed'the stuff'. He was genuinely worried for the diver.'Holy diver! You've been down far too long in the midnight sea! What is becoming of thee?' 
 
 To this, the diver told the fisherman one of his famous sayings,'Do not fight what life has planned for you, just ride the tiger. You can see the stripes, but you will know it is clean for ride has intended you to ride it. Man, do n't you see what I mean?' 
 
'Rubbish, Holy Diver!, You have got to get away from this sea! Holy Diver! Are you listening to me?' 
 
'Ahhhh-aaahhh-ahhh, yeah, yeah. Sure. Hey, dude, this is the last time I'm going to ask you this, do you want a taste of these magical underwater shrooms or not?' 
 
'Shiny Diamonds! God, no! I would die if I even smelled them, put them away!' 
 
'Dude, these are like the eyes of a goddamn cat in a blackened room, I tell you! Watch out! Something is coming for you!' 
 
 With this, the Diver dived on top of the fisherman, saving his life from a nearby radioactive swordfish... 
 
'What the bloody hell, Holy Diver?' 
 
'Dude, I just saved you from a swordfish!' 
 
'There are no swordfish in these waters, you fool! This is a bloody lake! That's it, you're coming with me.' 
 
 And as they raced to the beach with the light ( strange things happened on this lake during the day ), the Holy Diver simply yelled' Got ta get away!' And dived back down! 
 
'Arghh, Screw you, Holy Diver, I'm going home!' 
 
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 Of course, the song is Holy Diver - Ronnie James Dio. 
 
 
 
 

