[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

In these troubled times, there are many creatures to fear. Some are the terrifying beasts we have long heard of in myths and legends. Others were too insane for humane beings to imagine, and one glimpse at their forms induced incurable madness. And yet others still seemed harmless at first, yet proved to be some of the most dangerous of all. The Party Porpoise falls in that last category. 
 
 What makes the Party Porpoise so feared is that it does n't just kill you in a terrible way. No, it takes something we all used to love and twists it into something horrible. The Party Porpoise, when it first appeared, seemed friendly. The floating cetacean, always wearing a party hat, would appear at anything that could be considered a party. It would promise to keep the party going. And it did. Oh, God, how it did. A neverending party gets old quickly. The Party Porpoise's boom box entices you to dance for weeks on end. The only respite is when you drop dead from exhaustion. At first, rescue forces wearing earplugs would attempt to get people away from the sound, but the Party Porpoise would turn up the volume until it could pierce even the best earplugs. There is no hope for its victims, and protocol for a Party Porpoise appearance is to evacuate everyone within a five mile radius. 
 
 There are no longer parties, or celebrations, or gatherings. They're too risky with that fiend, the Party Porpoise, out there.
