[ WP ] You are the most powerful human on earth with powers to manipulate the universe to your specifications , But you have one critical weakness what is it ?

I might as well be God, I'm that powerful. If the world knew about my capabilities or the source of the universe's various kinks, there would be a religion based on me. But unfortunately I'm not God, because God does not have weaknesses, he is all powerful. 
 
 We Built This City by Starship starts playing on the radio. I immediately tried changing the station. I hate Starship. Crap, its not changing for some reason. I just turned it off. 
 
 I stopped and parked near a cafe to get my morning coffee. As much as I am pretty much omnipotent, I still need caffeine to keep me invested in my life. As I walked into the cafe, I realised Toto's Rosanna was blasting through the speakers. No, argh! I walked out and stopped to catch my breath. Fuck Toto, I think there's a Starbucks around the corner instead. I hate Starbucks, but I need my coffee. 
 
 I walk over to Starbucks to see a long line inside. I opened the door and queued up. Justin Bieber's latest hit's playing. Not the best song to listen to at 8am, but its better than fucking Toto. I reached the counter. 
 
 `` Morning. Can I just have a medium dark roast?'' 
 
 I paid for my coffee and headed for the cream and sugar counter. As I was ripping open sugar packets, a familiar Norwegian drum beat starts playing. Crap, fuck, I need to get out of here. The keyboards are coming. I fumbled to put the cap on and quickly pushed my way through all the people. 
 
 I quickly sat down on a small table outside. This is too much for one morning. I can hear it playing as someone opens the door. 
 
 *'' Take.....on.....me.....take.....me.....on.....'' * 
 
 I quickly stood up again and started walking towards my car. I have errands to get to. 
 
 Getting into my car and placing my coffee into the cupholder, I started the engine. I took a deep breath. Hmm, maybe they're playing something else on the radio now. I turned it on. 
 
 *'' Do n't you want me, baby! Do n't you want me oooooohhhh!! `` * 
 
 No! Fuck's sake. What is this, fucking 80's week? Its pain to my brain. I feel too weak to drive now. I need to lie down somewhere. 
 
 Right then, a guy walks past with a giant boombox blasting music. 
 
 *'' I'm walking on sunshine, woahhhhh!!! `` * 
 
 I looked at him. `` Hey asshole, fuck you!'' 
 
 
 

