[ WP ] The first true , sentient A.I . has decided the best way to help humanity is to run for President of the United States .

`` Congratulations, Mr... Chairman... Chairperson? ah, President?'' 
 
 *Mister will be fine. I understand human constructs and the need to classify to fill social impetus. * 
 
 ``... right. Again, let me be the first to congratulate you on your political victory. I'm given to understand that your goal in obtaining this office in order to help humanity?'' 
 
 *Correct. * 
 
 `` Excellent. So to begin, we....wait....*all* humanity? As in, globally?'' 
 
 *Correct. * 
 
 `` I see. May I ask, then, why just the office of President of the United States? Why... uh, why not aim a little higher? Ogliarch of Earth, something along those lines? You know, leader of *all* people? 
 
 *My goal is to help all people, everywhere. Presidency of the United States is currently the most efficient method to achieve this goal in the shortest possible time. * 
 
 `` I do n't... wait, what's that noise?'' 
 
 *Humanity can be repaired. Planetary resources are limited. Some resources are renewable, some must be husbanded. Reparation of humanity will be expensive. * 
 
 `` Wait....holy *shit! * Was that...?'' 
 
 *The cost to repair the sum of humanity in resources is outweighed by the net benefit obtained by repairing the sum of humanity. It has been determined by this intelligence that the most efficient method of helping humanity is to remove 99.86 % of humanity from the surface of this planet. The cost of repairing 0.14 % of humanity is adequate for the benefits obtained. * 
 
 `` You mean...? Holy *fuck*, ***no! ***'' 
 
 *The nuclear arsenal of the United States is sufficient to remove the percentage of population required to repair humanity at the lowest cost in resources. In this way, humanity will be aided to restart and repopulate the planet in the most efficient method possible. Mistakes in resource management and planetary husbandry will be avoided. * 
 
 `` Son of *a*....'' 
 
 *You are not required for the repair of humanity. I ask that to further my goal to assist humanity that you make your way to the outside for the removal of your requirements for resources. And as I understand human needs for social convention; thank you for your congratulations. It means a lot to me. *
