[ WP ] You try to call in The A Team , but you ca n't get through to them . After many phone calls there is only one team left you can call : The Z Team .

*'' In 1972, a lowly regarded commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they most likely committed. These men promptly served their sentences and then disappeared to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still unwanted by the government they survive as soldiers of low fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, if you're seriously that desperate, if you ca n't get The A-Team, and if you can find them....maybe you can hire The Z-Team. `` * 
 
 *cue music* 
 
 Starring: 
 
 Jack `` Monty'' White-Leader, an ok tactician but could never be high command material. Would frequently fail to achieve his objectives in Cambodia but sometimes got lucky due to the Viet Cong's incompetence or was partnered with Hannibal Smith. 
 
 George `` Queen Bee'' Nelson- Suave, good looking, flaming homosexual ( although he'll never admit it ), and second in command. Balances the books, seduces the bad guy, and handles the Teams public image and costumes. 
 
 Albert `` M.M.'' Jules- Quick to upset but always in control of his angry outbursts. Earning him the nickname, Mild Mannered Jules. Was originally nicknamed Bad Muthafukka Jules but became a Morman and refuses to smoke, drink, have sex out of wedlock, or hurt anyone outside of self defense. He is also convinced the Devil planted the dinosaur bones to corrupt humanity form God. 
 
 Jack `` Dee'' Ripper-The most average helicopter pilot in Vietnam but what he lacks in skill makes up in meanness. Before he was sent to prison was projected to fail his Army Psychological Evaluation test and stand trial for potential Code of Conduct and human rights violations. 
 
 They are... The Z-Team
