[ WP ] Due to continued malnutrition , generations later the North Koreans are a fraction of their previous height . Following the death of their dear leader , they welcome a new visitor ... Willy Wonka .

Once upon a time in north korea. 
 
 The leader of north korea fathered no children, and so with his passing came chaos. There was famine, stealing, looting, it was complete chaos, the reason for this was the economy wasnt set up to operate without a leader, and so the already poverty stricken country suffered even greater. That is until a man came to their aid. An ingenious business tycoon, William H. Wonka. 
 
 Understanding that the economy needed to be revitalized he brought with him the factorys, north Korea was to be the newsest headquarters of the Wonka Chocolate Factory. This was an amazing idea, William H. Wonka was seen as an international hero, garnering the respect of peace activists and charitys alike. Little did they know this was n't his reason, he wasnt there to help, his true intentions were much more sinister. 
 
 He knew there were no regulations here, he knew there would be no pesky U.N sanctions, no human rights to deal with, no laws. It was perfect. 
 He saw the potential and began making his changes. 
 
 He used their small stature to fit into pipes, into ducts, into frightening small spaces. 
 He kept them malnourished, and unhealthy, he liked the skin tone of the Jaundice inflicted. 
 He even taught them to speak english, or so he told them, in actuality he taught them to speak in rhyming non sense, in delightfully catchy tunes. 
 
 He was a god here, and he began to believe it more and more. 
 He was even worse than their previous leader. 
 
 He began delving into heavy drug use, amphetamines and lsd, causing him to be thrown into the depths of psychosis, he began having his citizens wear ridiculous outfits and dye their hair, simpy because it amused him. 
 
 He began to turn the entire country into his vision. 
 
 He turned the citizens into of what he called `` Oompa Loompas''. Made them live off of candy and sweets. 
 He even had them build a chocolate river, with a chocolate waterfall, he has truely lost his mind. 
 
 
 He turned the country into a police state, and stopped all communication to the outside world, even more so then its previous ruler. 
 
 
 There were trees constructed from candy, mushroom made of candy, he made the entire landscape edible and delicious. 
 
 Although these `` Oompa Loopmas'' we living a horrible and degrading life, the candy never tasted better and so no one outside of Wonka Land cared in the least.
