[ WP ] You are a marriage counselor secretly trying to destroy the marriage of a couple you counsel . It looks like you 're failing .

`` But Linda'' I retorted `` Remember your resent. Clutch it and hold on to that. It's real.'' 
 
 `` Gee I do n't know doc, I mean I want to be resentful.'' Linda said `` But I just, well I mean I do n't feel it the same way I did before.'' 
 
 `` Hunny that's amazing!'' The buffoon of a husband chimed in. `` And doc, just so you know because well, I think it's a milestone, last night we... Well we...'' 
 
 `` Made love, for an hour, and it was incredible!'' Linda confirmed. 
 
 `` Indeed. And when I was ready to climax I...'' The husband began, but I cut him off. 
 
 `` Whoa whoa whoa... Way too much information slugger.'' I warned him. `` I'm just trying to understand why Linda is so resentful, I mean you are resentful, are n't you Linda?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know anymore! I want to be, but I think it has passed. I just get all tingly now when I see him. I feel we're in love again and everything else matters much less than it did.'' Linda informed me, though she stared at that manipulative asshole the entire time. He wore the biggest shit eating grin. I had finally had enough. 
 
 `` Linda, I slept with your husband.''
