[ WP ] Since /u/sakanagai 's flair says he harbors a dark secret , what 's his secret ?

It had been like this since college. He was n't sure where the flair came from but he had been in the middle of a shift at TGIF's when a patron's eyes traveled down his vest and landed on that flair. 
 
 `` So what's your dark secret?'' The customer said, in a way that painfully relayed the hopes that if there was a connection made between the server and the patron then maybe, just maybe, an extra side of sour cream might be thrown in with the baked potato. 
 
 `` Oh, uhhhh, ya know, ummm... just... how much I love working here!'' It was pathetic. It was not the words that wanted to break free from sakamagai's lips but they were the words that won in that split second. His surprise at being asked the question betrayed his honesty and made him cringe inside. 
 
 Their were many more words that should have won. Words that had been screamed into the night. Words that had been furiously written down and balled up and thrown away. Words that made their way into the ears of a young priest who did not live to see the morning. 
 
 And now, seeing the flair show up again like the conscience he swore off years ago, he realized the words were back.
