[ WP ] A hunting story from the perspective of the prey

Woah! What happened to you? 
 
 -Oh man! I'm telling you Bob, it was not of this world. 
 
 What are you talking about? 
 
 -This morning I was going over to see Trixie, you know, we met at that thing last month? 
 
 Uh-huh.. 
 
 -I was on my way over there and I was feeling peckish and I saw this little place over underneath those Pines on the east end, and I stopped in for a quick bite. 
 
 Yeah, so? 
 
 -So there I was, browsing, when something gets plunked down right in front of me. 
 
 Convenient.. 
 
 -Yeah, I know right, and it's looking good, ca n't even describe it, like it's right out of a dream, so, I take a little bite and it's even better than I'd hoped.. 
 
 Where was this place again? 
 
 -Oh, you do n't wan na go there, I'm getting to that. So I decide to just go to town, y'know? I scoop up this huge bite and suddenly I get this searing pain.. 
 
 Right.. 
 
 -This searing pain in my mouth and I'm getting dragged away, I get pulled right up into the pines.. 
 
 Seriously? 
 
 -Yeah, and I go all the way up, you know, into the sky, and I ca n't breath, and there's this.. This freaky *thing* up there.. 
 
 A thing? 
 
 -Yeah it was gigantic and it had all kinds of extra limbs and it's skin was all wrong.. 
 
 You're kidding me. 
 
 -No, I swear to God, anyway this thing grabs me and shoves this weird tool in my mouth and twists and yanked the food right out of my mouth. 
 
 No way. 
 
 -Yes way! And then it looks more over, insults me.. 
 
 What did it say? 
 
 -Said I was too small! Anyway, he says I'm too small and just chucks me back down! 
 
 Freaky. 
 
 -You have no idea man, if I'm too small as I am, I'll tell you one thing I'm gon na be watching what I eat from now on. 
 
 Smart. 
 
 -Hell yeah man.
