[ WP ] Write about whatever you want , but use as many unnecessary adjectives as possible .

It was dark. Not dark as in, `` ohhh, I ca n't see the birthday surprise dark,'' I mean, it's blacker than the pits of a deep well at midnight during the winter solstice dark where the black bears, black suits and black berries come out. It's so dark that if you saw anything more than a few inches from your face, you would see a black image. Close your eyes in a dark room and then cover your face with a towel. It's darker than that. 
 
 
 Now, it also happened to be stormy, the rain coming down incessantly, drowning out the screams of the city folk. The wind blew window shutters open, it tore berries off their bushes, it had the fortunate luck of drowning out the sound of my children during a scary movie they wanted to watch. Lightning came down like the hand of God was reaching down, it's brilliance lighting up the landscape for seconds. 
 
 
 Mind you it was still dark. I do n't have to remind you how dark it *really* was. 
 
 
 But it was also nighttime. And as is natural, during the night it was dark. Very dark.
