[ WP ] You 're elected president , but you do n't want to be president anymore , so you do ridiculous things to get impeached , but they all turn out to be the best decision for the country , making you more popular .

I've tried everything. And they still seem to love me. I remember a time when the people hated me. That was a good time. When I first became president, I eliminated income tax to improve the economy and the people started a riot. So to spite them, and to get myself impeached, I initiated the Taco Tuesday initiative ( free tacos every tuesday ) and suddenly the people loved me. That boosted taco sales 180 % and caused a boom in the economy. I tried everything to get back at them ( requiring my cabinet members to wear costumes to work every day, insulting other countries leaders, holding witch hunts ) but nothing has worked. Each time they come back praising me for my stupidity. During the last presidential address I blathered like an idiot, and they praised me for inventing a new language, on live television. It is now called American, and is being taught in schools. The time before I recited Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall Putsch speech, and they praised me for my original thinking. I do n't understand these people. One week I say we shut down the government, they praise it. The next, I suggest we pay more to the government, and they praise it. A sane man would think that what I did was completely insane and would tank our nation, but everything I did made it better. Last night, I went completely naked on live television during my address and instead of getting condemned and arrested for indecent exposure, I was heralded as a hero for every group known to man. They called me a visionary for removing illusions of needs for clothing and material. We now have no industry for clothing, because everyone is nude, which in turn saved money on income for all of our citizens. I would normally think that the people are only following me to see how much I can humiliate myself, but everything I seem to do is actually improving the nation as a whole. I said we should power our cars with farts and scientists actually developed a fart powered car. Our dependency on foreign oil is dwindling. I've won more awards for the most stupid ideas. I have patents on Galchoopas, Kerflickdas, and Ladugas, and I do n't even know what they do ( all of them from my presidential address ). I apparently described them in so much detail during my babbling that scientists had the devices ready by the next day. 
 
 I only want to quit. The people are begging me to stay for another term. I'm going to begin shooting people at the address to get them to impeach me. I pray it happens. 
 
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 It turns out everyone I shot ( all 30 of them ) were all spies from other countries planning my assassination. Apparently the other countries were afraid of America becoming too strong so they all sent Assassins to take me out at the address. Now all of the countries leaders have to answer to us for trying to take me out. God help me I ca n't escape this.
