[ WP ] `` No , dear , you were the boyfriend yesterday . Today , you 're the girlfriend . ''

`` I wanted to be a fucking male. You're the bitch.'' 
 
 Stephanie replied in angst. 
 
 `` Your name. Is. Fucking. Juliet. What happened to lesbian power couple?'' 
 
 `` That ended when I finished my cock operation. Now I have balls, Steph. I'm not fucking bottom bitch again. Hell, I'm not even the bitch anymore.'' 
 
 Aghast at this rampant disregard for authority, Stephanie felt the presence of physical threat lingering. 
 
 ``... Okay, uh, Julian. You can be a dude now.'' 
 
 `` I am a dude. I was always a dude. You can now suck on my fucking dude.'' 
 
 `` Bullshit. I'm a bloody lesbian. Suck your own dick.'' 
 
 Julian raised his fists. Howling like a steroid junkie, he clobbered the poor girl in an instant, forcing her to the ground. The jingling of an unbuckled belt unnerved Stephanie. It wounded her. 
 
 `` Babe, BABE! I'm on my fucking period. Calm your fucking tits.'' 
 
 Clearly inflamed further by this, Julian halted his undress. 
 
 `` I'm a male, Steph. I ai n't got no tits.'' 
 
 `` Anybody can lactate, Julian. It's human physique.'' 
 
 `` Well, shit.'' 
 
 The undone zip flew back up. In such haste, Julian got his balls stuck in the process. Due to the lack of sensory nerves he easily tore through the pink flesh, erupting an animalistic howl as the fake crown jewels lay tattered on the soil. 
 
 `` Well, you're the bottom bitch again, dear. Juliet, we're going to fucking scissor this time. Stop with the bullshit.'' 

