[ WP ] A reverse alien invasion . Humanity invades a alien planet from the point of view the aliens .

It was n't the first time we'd been invaded. However, it was the first time that the invaders had been so miserably unprepared. 
 
 They'd come down in primitive cosmic contraptions which might as well have been boxes of steel with an engine attached to them. The first quarter of their strikeforce was left thoroughly confused as it did n't seem to be able to make it past our invisible force field. They were n't familiar with the concept. 
 
 As the next hoard arrived, we did them the favour of disabling the force field simply to save them the humiliation of dying in the colds of space. The parents sent their kids out with toy guns to go have fun killing the creatures which arrived from the sky. Unfortunately they arrived as debris, flames, as ashes because of our planet's atmosphere. It was a disappointing day to say the least. 
 
 Two months passed and for some reason, the humans, fully committed to their original plan came back, having decided losing half their squad was n't enough. Their boxes seemed to have some extra layers of wrapping around them now. 
 
 We welcomed them with open arms, hoping this time that they'd make it to the surface. And they did. Well, some of them. Maybe 500 out of 10000. 
 
 Our children launched punches at each other trying to get to the sacred 500 first. Maybe that had been their plan all along, to make us turn against ourselves. 
 
 Nah. They were stupid. 
 
 There were scenes all around the area where the humans had landed. Some quickly bagged one up for themselves to see how they were with a bit of seasoning and marinate in them. Extremely bitter, it turned out, with a tinge of saltiness. Others tried helping then out of their *bobblehead* gear only to see them shrivel up and explode upon coming in contact with the air. 
 
 Eventually there was only one left. As per orders received from the monarchy, he was brought to the king of the planet. 
 
 `` So, your kind had the audacity to try and invade *us*?'' 
 
 `` Well yeah but it was just them, not me'' 
 
 `` Why are you here then'' 
 
 `` Oh I'm a business man. Im just here to expand my market, you know'' 
 
 `` Oh, that makes sense. Please do show me your business plan,'' the king amused himself as he walked the bobblehead man into his chambers. 
 
 `` So how it works is we have a monthly gift exchange. All you have to do is buy one gift to get 150 of them in return from others...'' 

