[ WP ] Like in some RPGs , every few years people get a chance to reroll their stats in real life . After getting a degree and busting your ass in the gym to get your levels up , you finally decide to reroll today .

I was ready. 
 
 Six months of work all leading up to this. I was ready. 
 
 I grabbed the small bag and gingerly removed the dice from within. They glowed with a pale red light. 
 
 I opened the leather-bound journal. I grabbed a pencil and wrote in careful cursive: October 1, 2015. 
 
 The words flashed blue for a moment, then burned into the paper. After a moment, a message appeared below mine: 
 
 *Hello, Dale. Would you like to continue your game, or re-roll? * 
 
 I circled're-roll'. 
 
 The page lit with a brilliant blue light. New text appeared, taking place of the old. 
 
 *Are you sure? All unsaved progress will be lost. This will mean starting over. * 
 
 I made a little check next to the'Yes' box. 
 
 The text disappeared. 
 
 *Please enter your name*. 
 
 Dale. 
 
 *Please place POWER DICE in predetermined location on the page*. 
 
 I put in the dice neatly in the boxes on the page. 
 
 Each glowed blue while I watched in awe as the numbers changed rapidly, resetting to give me entirely new dice. 
 
 *Please be aware this change is permanent. The numbers you roll with both dice will determine your new class and skillset*. 
 
 After a moment, the dice glowed yellow. They were ready to use. 
 
 I held the dice in my hands. I muttered a silent to prayer to anyone listening. 
 
 I took a deep breath and rolled. 
 
 2. 
 
 6. 
 
 I looked at the chart. A total of 8... 
 
 Shit. 
 
 No, no, no. Please no! 
 
 Not this. Anything but this. 
 
 A fate worse than death. 
 
 *Telemarketer*.
