[ WP ] You gather the dragons balls ands summon the eternal dragon . Except there 's a catch , instead of shenron you summon Isaac Newton , and for every wish there 's an equal and an opposite reaction .

The President stepped out into the wide clearing, a plaza surrounded by droves of people. In the center of the city square six glowing orbs hovered in a ring, just above the ground, with a gap for a seventh. Heavily armed guards and large concrete barriers kept the crowd at bay. News cameras from a dozen different countries focused in on the American leader. He stepped up onto a podium. `` As you all well know, the responsibility of this this summoning has been thrust upon me.'' The mob grew silent, listening intently to the President's words. `` The American people have voted on this decision. Although the power being used today was surely designed for all of mankind, this decision has never been democratic before. I hope that no person in the world will grieve for their lack of input. Hopefully, as a result of today, the next wish can be granted with equal opportunity for all citizens of the earth to partake.'' 
 
 A security officer pushed a cart into the clearing with a black box atop it. The president stepped down from the platform, produced a key from his pocket and unlocked the box, revealing its contents to the world. Within sat the last key for the summoning; the one-star dragon ball. The President took it in his hands and raised it into the air, placing it in its spot within the ring. It hovered there as he released it and began to glow brilliantly. The ring began to spin, faster and faster, until the seven balls ceased to be distinguishable, appearing to meld into a single circular band of light. Then, they flew off at incredible speed in all directions, disappearing into the sky. Where they once span stood a man in a black coat with long, wavy blonde hair. He looked around, seeming slightly disappointing. `` Hmh. About time.'' 
 
 The President stepped forward, reaching out to shake his hand. `` Sir Isaac Newton, it is an honor.'' 
 
 `` Charmed,'' Isaac replied, pocketing his hands to show his intention of refusing the handshake. 
 
 The President lowered his hand. `` On behalf of the American people, I have come to make a wish.'' The crowd tensed up. Some screamed words of encouragement, while others tried to sabotage the wish with demands of their own. 
 
 Isaac ignored them, staring the President square in the eyes. `` Make it then.'' 
 
 `` I wish...'' Everything froze, as if time had been stopped. Slightly perturbed, but not one to be turned away from his mission, the President proceeded. `` For world peace.'' 
 
 `` Now, I thought this would happen.'' Isaac said, frowning. `` I froze time for you, so this wish does n't count. Nobody heard it, and I do n't have to fulfill it.'' 
 
 `` But, why?'' The President's voice was upset and confused; angry, even. 
 
 `` There is something you need to know about these wishes. They have this sort of'monkey paw' element to them; when you wish for something, an equal and opposite negative wish is also fulfilled, quite often making it a worthless request.'' Isaac explained this without emotion, as if he were giving a lecture rather than giving a warning. `` When I wished for unlimited power, I was used to replace the last wish-granter, and became trapped in the magic prison you just summoned me from. When Chamberlain wished for Hitler to be destroyed, it immediately started a five year war. And so on like that.'' 
 
 The President's slowly grew less agitated as Isaac explained himself, becoming pensive and subdued. `` So,'' he said in a meek voice, `` world peace might mean something horrible, like extinction.'' 
 
 `` Exactly.'' 
 
 `` Why did n't we know this before?'' 
 
 `` Probably because you were n't paying attention. Or maybe Chamberlain was too embarrassed to admit it. I've only been summoned by him and you, so I ca n't speak for anybody before me.'' 
 
 The President took a few steps back and sat on the podium, exasperated. `` What should I, or can I, wish for then? Everybody knows what I should be demanding.'' 
 
 `` Something mundane, that wo n't have a big impact if it goes wrong. Move a tea kettle to China, have me paint your house purple... just, nothing big.'' 
 
 The President nodded, and stood up. `` I understand.'' He took a few steps forward and the world continued moving. 
 
 `` I wish... for the dragon balls to lose their power.'' 
 
 For a moment, the world was seemingly still again, and a hush fell over the assembled masses. One cameraman dropped his equipment in disbelief. Isaac smiled and nodded, saying `` Your wish is granted,'' before collapsing on the spot, dead. 

