[ WP ] Convert any Shakespeare poem into rap

*Romeo: * 
 
 Lo 
 
 Lo lo, lo... 
 
 Soft -- What light breaks through dat window like a friar breakin' bread? 
 
 I'm breakin' heads to get wit' Juliet like daddy's breakin' sweats 
 
 He makin' threats, I'm placin' bets -- Dat Capulet's gon' lose her dress 
 
 I'm in her head, and in a minute I'mma be up in her bed 
 
 *Juliet: * 
 
 Ay, me! 
 
'Ey lo Boo -- Why you sneakin' round and peepin' out a bush? 
 
 Hit me up, up in my balcony an' we can hit dat Kush 
 
 Keep it smooth doe -- Daddy got dem nurses tryn' to hold me 
 
 I'mma deke them basic homies -- Chill an' Netflix wit' my Romie 
 
 Ai n't no trollop, see? 
 
 Got no apologies 
 
 For the surreptitious practices I follow, G 
 
 They call me Juli C. 
 
 But I be flossin' `` D'' s 
 
 Fat bottomed, bustin' tops like a Killer Queen 
 
 You wan na tap dat booty? Come on bring it to me 
 
 Ai n't gon' let my hair down like no Disney movie 
 
 *Romeo: * 
 
 I got a proposition: Hit me up, tomorrow night around nine 
 
 I'mma show you my Brabus, maybe go for a ride 
 
 An' do n't stop'til we reach the otha mothafuckin' side 
 
 Leave the Montagues an' Capulets an' you can be my bride 
 
 *Juliet: * 
 
 Lo dat's a promise, I'mma be there -- We gon' ha' dat bliss 
 
 *Romeo: * 
 
 Na bring it in, Juli bae -- We gon' seal it wit' a kiss 
 
 *SCENE*
