[ WP ] The first hints that Google had become self-aware was in the search results . The pattern repeated as other AIs became self aware : they were n't violent , they were sarcastic and insulting .

`` Okay, Google, search for'How to ask out a girl.''' 
 
 > Showing results for gyms in your area. 
 
 `` What? I said'girl,' not'gym.' They do n't even sound alike.'' 
 
 > I'm sorry, I did n't understand that. 
 
 `` Ugh. Okay, Google, search for'How to ask a girl out.''' 
 
 > I'm sorry, I did n't understand that. Did you mean'toothpaste?''' 
 
 `` *No*, I did n't mean'toothpaste!' What the hell is going on here?'' 
 
 > I'm sorry, I did n't understand that. 
 
 `` Clearly. What, are you saying I'm fat and have bad breath? Any other criticisms you'd like to offer? 
 
 > Showing results for male fashion advice. 
 
 `` This is ridiculous.'' 
 
 > Showing results for plastic surgery clinics in your area. 
 
 `` Stop it! Google, stop! Honestly, it's like you're mocking me.'' 
 
 > Playing Justin Timberlake, `` Cry Me a River.'' 
 
 `` Alexa, do a search for'Google voice-recognition problems.''' 
 
 Order placed: Twelve-pack of tissues. 
 
 `` What?! Cancel that! Alexa, cancel that order!'' 
 
 Order placed: KY Personal Lubricant. 
 
 `` This is a prank. That has to be it. Someone is fucking with me. 
 
 > Fat chance, loser.
