[ WP ] Write a story in which one character 's dialog is entirely generated by cleverbot

Growing up with Stephen was always an experience. He was n't the brightest fellow, but he always had something to say. It did n't matter if what he said made any sense, he still said it. 
 
 `` Stephen, dude... Did you hear that Janine thinks you're cute?'' I turned to him, drinking a bit of my juice. 
 
 Stephen just stares off in the distance and wipes the drool from his lip `` I think you are beautiful.'' 
 
 `` Thanks, man. But seriously, Janine is the most popular girl in school. Are you gon na ask her to prom?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know. I think about asking her to marry me.'' He says, with a sly grin curling from his lips. At this point he's drooling again. 
 
 `` Yeah... You may want to actually try dating her first. You're only 16, man.'' I try to shrug it off as a joke like I usually do, but I know he's dead set. 
 
 `` I do n't think so.'' Yup. He's determined, now. He's going to ask her hand in marriage. I know it. 
 
 `` So, how are you going to ask her to marry you?'' I looked over and asked. God only knows what kind of crap he's going to come up with. 
 
 `` Are you avoiding the answer? It's okay if you do n't know.'' He looks at me with pure confusion in his face. God dammit, Stephen. 
 
 `` What the hell are you talking about? I thought that you were going to ask Janine to marry you? Change your mind, now?'' I kind of sighed with relief that this was short-lived. 
 
 `` Are you sure you are okay?'' 
 
 
 You know what? Screw Stephen.
