[ WP ] Write a story beginning with : `` Are you buying that or what ? ''

`` Are you buying that or what?'' it's the third time the shopkeeper posed the question, and this time she managed to sound more irate than the last time, which I had thought was impossible. 
 
 `` What exactly is the'that' I'm looking at?'' I'd been standing here for some time, judging by how dark it was getting outside, but I found myself fascinated by the little sheet under the display glass. 
 
 `` Exactly what it says on the sign. Are. You. Buying. That. Or. What?'' she tapped the display glass to add extra emphasis to each word as they angrily passed through her lips. 
 
 The sign, ah yes that would clear everything up. At least, that's what I'd say if the sign was n't simply a little nameplate with,'The Whole World' written on it. Under the display glass was a sheet of paper, written in a language that as far as I could tell, came from some war-torn country. The kind of place you can make a difference in for just thirty cents a day. I do n't know why I was so entranced by what was probably some teenager's badly written poetry, but at this point I'd wasted enough of the shopkeeper's time and it was probably best to just buy the thing as an apology to her. 
 
 `` How much is it?'' I asked. Everything else in the store ranged from dirt-cheap to expensive, even by an import store's standards. 
 
 `` Ten if you promise to get out. Wasting my time!'' she lifted the display case and thrust the document into my hand. 
 
 `` Ah, is that before or after tax,'' I asked, reaching into my wallet for the most wrinkled ten dollar bill I could find. I felt bad for loitering in her shop, but I was n't about to get rid of a prime vending machine bill. 
 
 `` Ten! Ten,'' she shouted. she nearly gave the document a fine misting from the spittle coming out of her mouth. I tried to dodge the stream and leave the money on the counter, hurrying out of the shop before I managed to make her angrier. 
 
 As I looked down at the document, I felt a little silly. The stupid piece of paper must have been upside down the entire time, because looking at it now, it was in plain English. It was a joke deed for'The Whole World'. I could n't decide if I was more upset at being ripped off or feeling foolish at being so interested in someone's idea of a joke paper. It even had my name on it at the top, above a line that said,'Owner'. 
 
 Wait. 
 
 //Sorry if it was too long
