[ WP ] Google image finally opens face recognition to the public . For fun you submit a picture of yourself , and find lots of photos of yourself in places you 've never been to .

`` Clearly this ca n't be me or I'll have some memory of having been to all those places'' I think to myself, `` It must be someone who looks just like me.'' 
 
 Out of curiosity, I set an alert for any new facial matches to be emailed to me, and I go to bed, I'm very tired as usual and I have a long day at work tomorrow. 
 
 The next day I wake up and go to work, it's a typical day, talking to clients, maintaining accounts, doing paperwork, wasting some time watching TV, et cetera. 
 
 I get home at about 6:30PM and remember that I have n't checked my email all day. I get on my computer and there's a google image email from 4:00AM that morning, I open it and it's my doppelganger 4 cities away, except he's wearing my personally designed clothes.. 
 
 I look for the clothes and I find them in the hamper, dirty, except they should n't be.. 
 
 `` Is that me?'' `` This is fucking... how?'' `` Do I have dementia?'' `` Is this a fucking prank?'' are some of the questions I ask myself out loud 
 
 I decide to go back and analyze all the photos for more clues, I find none. 
 
 I'm convinced that it's time for some security cameras at this point, I buy and install them before midnight, and go to sleep. 
 
 A ding wakes me up at about 4:30AM. It's another email notification 
 
 `` Holy shit!'' I exclaimed out loud when I opened it and it's a monochromatic night vision picture of me at a nearby national forest, in my pajamas, holding up a sign that said `` OR ELSE.'' 
 
 I quickly play back my surveillance footage, and to my surprise, I see that I woke up at 1:30AM, looked at the cameras, got clearly upset, then wrote and held up a sign to the camera that said `` LEAVE THIS WHOLE THING ALONE'' 
 
 
 

