[ WP ] The hero and villain meet in non-conflict circumstances .

“ Oh, ah hey Master Evil. ” 
 
 “ Um, hi there Captain Lightning-bolt. ” 
 
 “ Please, we ’ re at the supermarket. Just call me Greg. ” 
 
 “ Oh, thanks. You can call me Evil. If you like…. If that ’ s cool with you. ” 
 
 “ So…. How ’ s the family? ” 
 
 “ Diabolical. ” 
 
 “ Oh wow really? I ’ m so sorry. ” 
 
 “ No, that ’ s the name of my son… he ’ s that one putting the old lady in the freezer. ” 
 
 “ I ’ m glad he ’ s okay then... I guess... ” 
 
 “ Yeah. They grow up so fast. ” 
 
 “ Yeah. ” 
 
 “ Especially with my enhancing serum. ” 
 
 “ Oh. ” 
 
 “ So… sore back ey? ” 
 
 “ Wha? ” 
 
 “ You have twenty tubes of heat rub in your trolley. ” 
 
 “ Oh yeah my shoulder, remember the Domination Ray last week? ” 
 
 “ That ’ s what it does! Rad. ” 
 
 “ Well I better fly. Got ta get back to the wife. She gets blue when she ’ s lonely… quite literally. ” 
 
 “ Yeah, you working tomorrow? I ’ m thinking of melting the Polar Ice Caps. ” 
 
 “ Oh right, I was hoping to sleep in. ” 
 
 “ Well… How about 10 o ’ clock? ” 
 
 “ You ’ re a champ. See you then. ” 
 
 “ Thanks Greg. ” 
 
 “ Okay, see ya man. Oh and you ’ re little Diabolical is burning something in the fresh produce aisle. ” 
 
 “ He ’ s such a good boy, I might go help him. Bye ” 
 
 “ Oh, um… yeah. Bye. ”
