[ CW ] Write yourself into a corner .

`` Sorry /Sam_Jam_Goose, I need to put you in this corner over here.'' 
 
 `` What? Why?'' asked /Sam_Jam_Goose. 
 
 The writer contemplated for a second before coming up with a response that would n't create a paradox. 
 
 `` OP wanted it this way man.'' The writer sighed. 
 
 `` But you're me! Does n't that mean you're putting yourself in this corner, and therefore unable to write us into the corner to begin with?'' replied /Sam_Jam_Goose with much perplexity across his face. 
 
 The writer thought about this. 
 
 `` I'm not going to try and think about this too much, I am you and visa versa, but I'm putting you in this corner now, so shut up.'' The writer started typing away. With each word, /Sam_Jam_Goose's situation became more and more dire. 
 
 `` This is some bullshit!'' Exclaimed /Sam_Jam_Goose as his situation became farcical. 
 
 `` I know man just bare with me...'' The writer was suddenly cut off as he and himself were both suddenly tossed into a paradoxical situation by me, the narrator. `` YOU SON OF A BITCH!'' He yelled to me. I simply smiled smugly, content at my own twist ending.
