[ WP ] Give the reader a tour of your mind .

Hello everyone! Thank you for coming and please stay within the white line was we make our way through this tour! If you have any questions, forget about them, because this is a guided tour and your questions wo n't make any sense. Yes, I meant that, I'm not being funny. 
 
 
 We are standing currently at the entrance of this individual's mind. As many of you can already tell, it's a male, well done on you. For those interested, you will see the overall picture from here, he does *not* think about sexual intercourse every seven seconds. He thinks about it every so often. Over to the left, you have Friendship Valley. Why is it a valley? What did I say about questions? Anyways, you can see from here that it has high walls, protected on a constant basis and it is *not* a prison. It's a uptopia for all the thoughts of the mind reserved for his closest friends. 
 
 
 As we continue, directly ahead of us is the main thinking cortex. It's powerful, but it's not clever. Intelligence is relative ma'am, just like your face. Some may think you beautiful, but people are allowed to be *wrong*. You will notice that the storage area is large and has already been divided into several important sections. Notice that *Adventure Time* is becoming a permanent part of this storage and is currently under construction. 
 
 
 Coming up on our left, you will see the Spite and Anger, Fear and Distrust part of the individual's mind. Of course it's large, have you seen what's on the internet? Makes your blood boil. It's storage unit for images and videos is fairly small, but we all make mistakes by focusing on one specific moment, do n't we all? Question? Well, I do n't have an answer. Onto the next portion! 
 
 
 Here we have the creativity filter and thought process creation. It look complex, but if you look at the diagram, then you'll discover it's rather simple. No ma'am, again, no questions. Nor do I have the time or crayons to describe this for you. One of the things that is currently on this individual's mind is writing out stories, specifically on a typewriter. But since he does n't want to appear hipster, he's going for a pretentious gamer look with a mechanical keyboard, colored like a toy. An interesting exhibit indeed. 
 
 
 Oh! And look! You can see the latest thing this individual is working on! It's a short story about describing the inner parts of your mind. Who knows? Maybe he took the prompt a little bit too literally, but I think we can all imagine that it's bound to fail. Next! 
 
 
 The last exhibit. Of course. You'll find that this does n't get too many hits or pictures, mainly because it's the portion of the mind that controls sadness. Oh yes, this part generates so much doubt and depression, that sometimes he thinks about- No, he's not suicidal. That button there? Do n't push it sir, get back into line. Sir? Am I going to have to ca-, SECURITY! GET THAT MAN BEFORE HE PUSHES TH-
