[ WP ] Everytime someone has a 'blonde moment ' they get a little blonder . Black hair is now a symbol of brilliance , and you 've just invented hair dye .

`` Greg, you've got to be kidding?'' 
 
 `` No.'' I say willfully not adjusting my hat. While I did n't use the dye from the first test batch I sure could have. I've got a nice head of brownish hair. It's not the jet black of my brother's though. 
 
 `` Anyone who is naturally black haired will see through it in moments.'' He says, shaking his head. I did n't think of that. Damn it! He has n't continued to read the paper yet though. He's still staring at me. Was my hair getting lighter as he watched?! Even though I knew that was impossible I fought the urge to pull the hat down farther. 
 
 `` But...'' He said slowly, setting the morning newspaper aside to pick up the jar of black goop I set before him, `` The blondes wo n't think of that.'' 
 
 He was grinning now staring at the jar obviously seeing something else entirely. 
 
 `` Greg you're brilliant!''
