[ WP ] Sell me on a product like you 're a stoned professional salesman

Alright dude, check this out. I got this... Umm.... Thing right here, which is... If you put it like this... Then you can... you know what? you can put it on your desk... Like... Next to your stapler, or maybe the printer. Or if you still have a fax machine, you can put it next to that one. Does n't matter, looks cool anywhere! 
 
 And then you got those little balls here... And you can... Like... If you pull the one on the right... It claps. Like this: *clap*. It's called the... Umm... Lem me think... It was something like `` Clap-Thing''? Or maybe... `` Ball-Gravitation-Clapping-Device''? Not sure right now.... You know what? Let's just... Let's just call it a ball clapper, k? So, you pull the right ball and it claps, and then the left ball swings away from all the other balls in the middle, and then it swings back, and claps again, but this time on the left side, you know? And then the right one swings again and claps, and then the left one again... 
 
 And then it goes on forever, like... I think... Yeah, maybe that's why they call it the Pertepum mobile or something... I think maybe that was it's name, but I'm not... Do you know how this thing is called? No? Well whatever. Its really cool and like... Sciency. I mean like, this only works because of science. Just like, let's say... your brain. This thing is just as complex as your brain. That's science bro. Word on the street. Math I think. Or was it physics? Yeah, it's that physics guys something... That's it's name. You know? Like, the one with the fancy wig. Ike... Ivan.... ISAAC! That's it Isaac Newton! That's the guy! Newton's Cradle it is. 
 
 So, what is it bro? Wan na buy some physics? 
 
 Edit: All the mistakes I could spot myself
