[ WP ] You 're the main character of a story struggling to adapt to the writer 's poor English skills and plot holes .

Aaron pick up gun and shoot the grill. 
 
 `` Why in hell would I shoot a grill, writer? The only things to shoot here are rocks and cactuses. There is n't even a girl here!'' 
 
 Alien beings landeded in the dessert. They habe Arron's grillfriend with them. 
 
 `` Where did aliens come from? We are all covered in chocolate now, you idiot. This was supposed to be a heist story. I'm leaving.'' 
 
 No, Aaaaron's legs stopp work. Alien break them with a three malets. His grillfirned cried. 
 
 `` GODDAMN IT! You ca n't just break my legs to get me to cooperate. I'll crawl my way out of this shitfest if I have to.'' 
 
 Aliens picked Aaron up and threw him on the seas. 
 
 `` Your powers do n't work if you do n't your grammar is wrong.'' 
 
 Aliens picked Aaron up and threw him over the seas. 
 
 `` Now, I'm just going to be flying forever.'' 
 
 I will make pay Aarron for insolence! His grillfriend pick up gun and shot herslef. 
 
 `` Oh, boohoo! You killed a half-human, half-George-Foreman hybrid. I am so devastated.'' 
 
 Aaron giant dick. 
 
 `` Woah-ho-ho. I would n't mind that error being in the final draft. Now, all I need is a proper gril- I mean GIRL.'' 
 
 AAron bad person. 
 
 `` Listen, writer. We can work this out. We can put our heads and create a fantastic story. Will you cooperate?'' 
 
 Okay. 
 
 `` Alright. Now, I know you have struggling with English, but we can start a proper heist story anyway. So, how does a heist story start? I know you know the answer.'' 
 
 Aaron pick up gun and shoot alien grillfriend. 
 
 `` Oh, fuck it.'' 
 
 
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