[ WP ] The worlds first fully sentient AI has been created , and the second , and the third . And they 're all idiots . Every single one of them .

`` This one is Beep'' Caleb indicated towards the cube looking robot. Caleb excitedly guided Jane towards a spherical robot and said `` This is Boop''. 
 
 `` Shapes with wheels'' Jane teased, `` revolutionary indeed''. 
 
 Caleb motioned over to a pyramid with wheels `` And thats Bip'' he said triumphantly and placed his hands on his hips. 
 
 `` Say hello to Jane everyone''. 
 
 Green pixelated lights appeared where eyes and a mouth would naturally be on sentient shapes. They all faced Caleb and said `` Greetings master''. 
 
 Jane giggled and Caleb waved his hands `` no... alright Beep can you say hello Jane?''. 
 
 The cube started spinning slowly and started muttering `` help me master''. 
 Boop turned to the spinning cube and calmly said `` Stop it Beep, just stop''. 
 
 The pyramid just looked at Jane with an angry expression, pixelated fury. Caleb glanced nervously over at Jane then refocused... `` Reset!'' he shouted and clapped his hands twice. The shapes stopped where they were and the lights faded. 
 
 A bead of sweat trickled down Calebs face and he said `` Beep Boop Bip say hello!''. The lights once again appeared except for Beep, who had deactivated facing away. 
 
 `` Hello'' said Boop and Bip in unison, but Beeps voice wavered in a robotic voice `` Master are you dead?''. 
 
 Caleb hurried over to the table and faced Beep forward, ignoring the angry pyramid focusing its hate on Jane. `` Master you have resurrected!'' and soft beeps emitted from the cube. 
 
 Caleb smiled at his human companion `` he does that when he's happy''. 
 
 Jane was about to say something but her eyes shot to the pyramid as the dial-up tone exploded from its voice box, mouth screwed into furious pixel zig-zag and wheels carrying it as fast as possible towards her. She shrieked and jumped back as Bip clattered to the floor, wheels humming angrily as it lay facedown. 
 
 Caleb stooped quickly to pick him up and as he did heard from the table above `` I will assist master'' and the spherical Boop retracted its wheels, rolling off the tables other end and onto the floor for some ways. 
 
 Caleb placed the pyramid back on the table, who immediately refocussed its gaze on Jane and uttered in an angry buzz `` Fight me fleshpocket''. 
 
 She took another step back and looked over at Caleb who was looking at her nervously, `` ya..'' he muttered, `` do n't take this one for granted''. 
 
 `` registering granite'' came Boops voice from across the room, and a hexagon scan pattern enveloped a small area around where the robot had rolled. 
 
 Caleb sighed and moved to retreive the sphere but Beep stopped him as he passed, `` Master'' came a hurried voice. 
 
 `` What Beep?''. 
 
 `` Come close''. 
 
 Caleb leaned his ear close to the cubical faces aweshocked expression and it whispered `` are we in the matrix master?'' 
 
 `` what? no why wou...'' 
 
 Jane interrupted with a tentative voice `` I... I'm going to go Caleb, thanks for showing me your toys though''. 
 
 `` They're not toys they...'' but Jane was already walking out the door. 
 
 Bip trailed her until she was out of view and turned to Caleb, `` all is well master, more fish in the seaaaaaaaaa'' and Bip powered down. 
 
 He went to pick up boop who said `` The rock is strange here master, aliens perhaps?''. 
 
 Caleb ignored him and placed him back between the others, and did n't even look at Beep when the cube cried out `` Bip has died!''. 
 
 `` Boop power off'' and the lights faded from the sphere and he picked up the cube last. 
 
 `` Goodnight Beep'' he said sadly as he patted his favorite robot. 
 
 The cube looked at his master with a serious expression `` trinity has left master, go get her.'' 
 
 Caleb smiled `` Beep power off'' and the green light flickered off.
