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`` Bro! Bro! Just hear me out for 1 second. What if... What if all of this is n't real? What if, bro just chill, what if this is all a dream?!'' 
 My bro just stared back at with a blank look in his blood shot eyes. 
 `` Bro, what are you even saying?'' 
 `` Well dude, I was just bro-ing out for a second and I got to thinking. What if we are just dreaming right now and when we wake up, we are only like 2 years old!'' 
 `` Bro, just stop man, you are blowing my freaking mind!'' 
 From the the closed door above our heads, we heard a voice calling to us, `` George, Ben, get your goddamn stoner-asses up these stairs this instant and sign this fucking declaration! And for the love of god, do n't call it the Declaration of the Bro Code!''
