[ WP ] Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of rage begins to torpedo his own career by deliberately acting poorly and taking on bad films . He finally wins an oscar for starring in Paul Blart : Mall Cop 3 .

Leonardo DiCaprio stomps up the stairs onto the stage. He quietly takes the mic. Celebrities, artists, other thespians and dilettantes ( Leo may have been considered one himself before tonight ) alike that fill the stadium stare on. 
 
 He clears his throat and his eyes dart back and forth. Heavy breathing can be heard over the loudspeakers and he displays that underbite that made him such a convincing sociopath on Wolf of Wall Street. 
 
 Yanking the Oscar out of the hands of the announcer, he stares everyone down. “ This, ” he says through his teeth, “ is simply amazing and I am so grateful to have received this award! ” 
 
 “ First off, I would like to thank -- ” the television program cuts to commercials and he is played off stage after running out of time for his speech which consisted mostly of staring and heavy breathing. Everyone, confused looks on their faces, applauds. Leo has quite a ways to go before he wins any awards for public speaking. 
 
 
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