[ EU ] : Stuck as roommates , Peter Pan and Dorian Gray spiral into the most immature prank war of the century

The room seemed innocent. For Dorian, that was the first clue something was wrong. Places, as well as people, who looked innocent rarely were. Peel back the layers, and you could smell the rot within. But most people were too stupid to notice. That stupidity more or less benefited Dorian, because he was the most beautiful of all. 
 
 However, he had been very careful not to fall for such traps. So when Peter had asked him to come into a room, that contained a couch, some books, and several sandwiches, for “ intellectual conversation ”, Dorian immediately got suspicious. You see, Peter Pan looked the most innocent of all. And that scared Dorian to death. ( Metaphorically. ) 
 
 Dorian approached the couch carefully. Peter was no where to be seen. Dorian made sure to check above him. After Peter had swooped down, eagle-like, and carried Dorian off to the middle of the ocean, Dorian always made sure to look up. He picked up the books, and examined them for any clues. They were more rubbish about morality and being good, and all the other things boring people concerned themselves with. Since Dorian had nothing better to do, he sat in the couch, careful to watch the door. 
 
 The chair was surprisingly comfortable. Dorian was about to fall asleep, when Peter Pan flew into the room. The sparkles of fairy magic trailed underneath the boy's feet, and a devilish grin spread across his feet. 
 
 “ Enjoying the chair? I got it custom made, ” said Peter. 
 
 “ Yes, well, it's actually comfortable. Now -- ” started Dorian moved his leg. Well, tried to move his leg, as it was stuck. Dorian immediately realized he had made a terrible mistake. 
 
 “ Sorry. Forgot to mention, there's invisible glue on it. Straight from Neverland, ” said Peter. His execrable sprite, Tinkerbell, alighted on his shoulder. 
 
 “ Listen, you little immature elf-boy. Help me get out of this chair, or I will hunt you down. You should remember, only one of us can afford to die, ” said Dorian. Most people Dorian could get around, either by outwitting, or bedding them. Peter was not an option for either, as he had a profound mixture of childishness, cunning, and inhumanity that made him unimpressed by Dorian's influence. Dorian would have respected him for that, if he was older. As it were, Peter was just annoying. 
 
 “ Actually, you really should n't try to leave the chair, because... actually, Tinkerbell says I should let you find it out by yourself. Bye! ” said Peter, who flew off. 
 
 “ Get back here! ” said Dorian, who tried to jump out from the chair. A clicking sound came from under the chair, like some mechanism was being unlocked. A feeling of dread crept up Dorian's spine. Wait, had n't he thought he'd seen a spring or something under the chair? 
 
 Then the floor underneath the chair collapsed. Dorian soon found himself falling from a great height to the ground. 
 
 Right before he hit the ground, and suffered yet another death from Peter's prank, he heard the boy's laughter.
