[ WP ] A fairy tells it 's children a human tale before bed

`` Children! Gather'round me and listen to this tale whose magical properties shall enhance your slumber. This is the story of a human fellow, Apostrophe. Since his earliest days, Apostrophe'd always wanted to be used correctly by his summoners. You see, humans are inherently capitalistic creatures, so they appreciate being used by other humans. Apostrophe's needs in this regard were always neglected, for no one understood his use. People would put him in a word that did n't need his assistance. They'd put him somewhere accidentally. One day, when Apostrophe was especially sad about his unfortunate condition, a grammar teacher walked past his little house and gave him viable work. The words of this grammar teacher were words that Apostrophe could address. He had finally found solace in his new friend, the grammar teacher. And they all lived happily ever after.''
