[ WP ] After the Dark Lord conquered the realm everything turns out really damn good .

`` Ca n't wait,'' said the person next to me. I looked over and saw a man, short and bespectacled, eyeing the podium on the stage in front of us. Around, people jostled me, all sharing the same happy bustling energy. 
 
 `` Yeah,'' I said. `` The Dark Lord has n't spoken live in almost two years now.'' 
 
 The man nodded his head vigorously. `` Today's the thirty-fifth anniversary since he took control of England. He's bound to have *something* to say.'' 
 
 Suddenly there was a lull, a hush over the entire crowd that made me look around. Cheers erupted all around. I clapped and cheered with everyone as the Dark Lord stepped out onto the stage and took a bow; he was always a polite one. After waving and shaking his bald, green head good-naturedly, he signalled for us to quiet down. After a second or two, all was silent. He placed his wand to his throat and he began, his voice magically amplified. 
 
 `` My people,'' he began in that elegant high-pitched voice, `` we've reached an anniversary today that -'' 
 
 `` Shut up, *Voldemort*!'' 
 
 There were gasps amongst the crowd. To interrupt the good leader, to call him by his *name* - such disrespect - and then everyone turned to the right looking in the air. I did as well, and saw a man with glasses on his face and a receding hairline floating into the air. Flight?! But no one could fly except the Dark Lord... and... 
 
 `` Fear not, people!'' came his booming voice. `` I am here to end this reign of terror, to stop this madman -'' 
 
 `` Aw, shut up, Potter!'' 
 
 Cries came out from all over the crowd, drowning out his voice. I realised this was that idiot Harry Potter singing the same old song, trying to'save us.' How'd he escaped Azkaban this time? I joined in the noise. 
 
 `` Just die, you old bastard! No one wants you here! You're not a hero!'' 
 
 He sent a red beam of light flying at the Dark Lord. It was deflected by an Expelliarmus and with a Stunning spell, the aging man was sent dropping to the ground. The crowd parted as he fell, until with a great thump, the Boy Who Lived landed on the ground. 
 
 `` He's dead!'' someone shouted out. `` He's really dead!'' 
 
 Applause erupted.
