[ CW ] Write a story about a turtle . However , you can not use any sci-fi/fantasy /or any other non-real element . Keep it grounded .

This is the exciting adventure of a turtle named jimmy. 
 
 Jimmy spent most of his life in the countryside, as in your front yard, running from rogue rivers ( why did u have to hose your front yard? ), an evil machine that tries to kill ( lawn mower obviously ), and worst of all a giant beast ( thats you )! 
 
 Jimmy stealthily evaded, i'm kidding obviously, he was in no rush. Jimmy had a secret though, he was not just a turtle, he was a turtle with a tiny turtle sized top hat and a very tiny monocle for his eye. He loved when the kids `` accidentally'' dropped tea on the yard as well, he was a british turtle. 
 
 But then, the last day of jimmy's life came when you stepped on him! how could you do that! Jimmy was stepped on and left for dead at the age of 123. Good job, murderer. British elderly turtle murderer! 
 
 
 This was your daily psa to never, ever, kill innocent lives again.
