[ WP ] You wake up one morning to find that everyone , including you , is now the opposite sex . Tell the story of the person most affected by this change .

I sat down in front of the television, and turned it on, hoping to find a way to distract myself from the utter disaster that had befallen me. Before the change, I was a straight guy, and that was how I liked it. I had plans, I was going to marry a certain beauty from my hometown, settle down in Florida with six figures and have kids, then grandkids. Then the change happened, and while my body changed, my brain? Not so much. I still liked women, and they still liked me, so while my romantic prospects were great, I guess that's it for grandkids. 
 
 As I flipped through the channels, my face broke into a grin, and I chuckled as I thought, `` I wonder how Anita Sarkeesian is taking this?''
