[ WP ] How does a size nine shoe find itself orbiting planet Mars ?

A man of 6 foot one, a man a bit of a chum 
 
 went down to his local pub. 
 
 Within his drink he found a quick 
 
 way to tumble and flub. 
 
 Now this man of high standing... a bit of dick 
 
 broke into a child's nursery rhyme 
 
 and without a doubt 
 
 he came to find a grand old jolly fun time. 
 
 Drunk as can be he set out 
 
 He found that cow, the one that goes moo 
 
 and the one that jumped over the moon. 
 
 Now with a slight of hand and a lot of drunk, 
 
 he rode that cow like a buffoon. 
 
 With a bumpy ride and no insight 
 
 he fumbled his size nine shoe 
 
 off into space it zoomed, 
 
 flying off like shooting stars 
 
 right off into orbiting Mars. 
 

