You 're the only one who can make her laugh . [ WP ]

*Dear Minister Friedrich, * 
 
 *Please forgive me for being direct. I've seen your ministry work its magic on TV, and I adore you and what your organization has done for the people. I ca n't express how happy I feel whenever you give laughter to another one of us. I truly, truly appreciate it. * 
 
 *Let me stress again that I understand it's not right to write to you directly, but the matter is urgent. My daughter is coming of age and has never yet experienced laughter. Your clerks tell me she must wait until she is 50! * 
 
 *I know you have a daughter too. Would you wait so long for her to get her first laugh? Would n't you do anything for your own daughter? * 
 
 *Please, if there is anything you can do to help her laugh before she is old, I will do anything in return. * 
 
 *Enclosed is a token of my appreciation. * 
 
 *With many thanks, * 
 
 *-John* 
 
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 *Dear civilian, * 
 
 *You should know the punishment for attempting to bypass the application system we have for scheduling laughter sessions. I have logged your missive and the enclosed bribery. Tell your daughter that because of your attempted deceit, she has been blacklisted from our systems. * 
 
 *Regards, * 
 
 *Minister Friedrich* 
 
 *Ministry of Laughter*
