[ WP ] You feel a slight tug on your pants , and turn to see a terrified pickpocket , trying desperately to return what he just stole .

I ca n't believe I'm about to say this but I think I sort of miss it y'know. Sure it's creepy at the start and gets annoying after awhile but once you get used to it. It is actually really amusing and entertaining to watch as it tries to get to you. All those constant back and forth arguments and debate we had it was really entertaining and put lots of perspective into my life. Even made me better at my job. Oh well no point in looking back, it's gone now. 
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 As I was dozing off to the sound of the subway I felt a sudden tug on my jacket. I spun around to see a man in a complete mess, his eyes were bloodshot and had snot running down his nose. He was trying to say something. 
 
'T-take it, please take it back, please, please please...' 
 
 After finishing his sentence he collapse into a kneeling position and kept begging me to take it off his hands. I did n't recognise it at first, but upon closer inspection I realise it was my Behelit, at least that's what it calls itself. The Behelit it resembles an egg with a set of human facial features scattered randomly across its surface, giving the item a rather disconcerting appearance. It's the first time I saw the Behelit so bright red, so healthy looking. It's lucky that this was the last train back. My compartment was completely empty except for me and the man. 
 
 I was so entrance by the Behelit's new look that I almost forgot about the man begging me to take it back. I could n't help but laugh at his misery. 
 
'Well, well looks like we have a thieving rat here. I'm curious how much do you think this particular item is worth?' 
 
'I'm sorry, please I know I fucked up. Please make it leave.' 
 
'Not too fond of nether realms eh I suppose. Tell me, what offers did it make? I'm Sam nice to meet you, and you are?' 
 
 The train came to an abrupt stop, breaking every physics law there is while me and the man sat exactly where we are. It's almost if there is no such thing as inertia.'Damn, it got powerful' I thought to myself. The man started to freak out as the lights in the compartment grew dimmer and dimmer. The sound of the PA system announcing service would continue shortly telling us to stay calm was distorted and demonic sounding. The man was losing his marbles scrambling under the seat as if to take cover from earthquake. 
 
 I got annoyed at this scene. I got annoyed I had to squat down to look at this mother fucker. I got annoyed that this mother fucker was making all sort of unruly noises. 
 
'What the fuck is wrong with you? Why in the fuckity fuck are you hiding under there? And I asked you a question, *thief*.' As I pull him closer to me. 
 
'What's your fucking name?' I pulled the man out from under the seat. 
 
 The man was out of breath as he was trying to say his name, shock, no doubt. He feels light, no more than 60 kilos definitely malnutritioned for his height. Wo n't last 5 seconds against me, *if* he tries anything. 
 
 J:'Jo-Joey' 
 
 S:'Hi Joey the thieving faggot' I gave him a quick Jab to his ribs.'That's for stealing my shit' I quickly snatch the Behelit out from his hand before Joey collapsed on to the floor. 
 
 S:'Stop being a little whimp, I did n't hit you that hard and I would like you to concentrate for the next few minutes. Do you think you'd be able to manage that?' 
 
 J:'Whaa... is it gone? Will it leave me alone now?' 
 
 I got annoyed at him answering my question with another question. I let out a long sigh. Forgetting about the creepy surrounding that we are in. A few hundred meters underground stuck in a train compartment with a demonic energy swirling around us. I should probably cut Joey some slack. 
 
 S:'Joey, I ca n't answer what you just asked me because I am not an expert in this. But I do know that once you stole this egg from me that the vision or what ever the fuck this is stopped happening. So maybe it'll leave you alone.' 
 
 Joey started to look relieve, still annoyed at how Joey looked. All snot and tears mumbling away. 
 
 S:'Now Joey. I asked you a few questions and so far you have n't gave me the answers I'm looking for. I WOULD LIKE TO NOT LOSE MY SHIT AND BASH THE EVER LOVING FUCK OUT OF YOU. So Joey? What offers did this egg made you?' 
 
 J:'-I-I I am sorry, he told me it would make me the best thieve the world has ever seen and I can do all the drugs and women I can ever dream of and take away all my illness and problems. Iiii-It wants me to kill my mom and my friends. Says it's like a down payment or something. It says it'll teach me how to do it' 
 
 S:'I presumed you did n't take the offer.' 
 
 J:'Fuck no, this thing its evil and I am not gon na kill my friends for some demon' 
 
 S:'Huh, a thief with a heart, and what do you do for a living?' 
 
 J:'I'm-m a thief, I steal things and get it to a buyer. People sometimes have request, and I deliver the best I can.' 
 
 S:'Someone told you to steal this thing from me?' 
 
 J:'No-no, I do n't know why I did that. I never did things this carelessly. It just felt impulsive to do what I did.' 
 
 S:'So you being a thieve and whatnot you would know contacts to purchase guns. Safe places to hide and all those shady shit.' 
 
 J:'Ye-yeah... I guess. Why would you need to know?' 
 
 S:'Let me get back to you shortly' 
 
 S:'And as for you, you fuck head' Referring to the Behelit. 
 
 I stood up and stare directly into my own reflection in the window. 
 
 S:'FUCKING get this train moving I've got places TO BE.' 
 
 In that short instance the subway jumped to life and everything went back to normal. Joey looking as confused as ever and just sort of stared at me waiting for me to continue where I left off. 
 
 S:'See Joey, the way I see it you owe me twice. Once because you stole some shit from me, second I help you exorcised this whatever you call it.' 
 
 J:'So its done? It's gone? It'll leave me alone?' 
 
 S:'In a manner of speaking, yes. See, when the first time I got this egg-head I tried getting rid of it. Does n't matter what I do, toss it, burn it, smash it. Always, always comes back. Funny thing, once you stole it from me it stopped reappearing. So from what I gather, you ca n't get rid of it by giving it away. You get rid of it when someone willingly takes it from you. It's a theory I just came up with.' 
 
 J:'S-Sure anything for you, whadya need? From the looks you look pretty well off, heh' 
 
 S:'I do n't need *things* from Joey, oh no. Joey, from this day on you work for me.' 
 
 J:'Work for you? I'm a thieve that's all I know. I steal things and I get things to people. That's all I know.' 
 
 S:'Oh do n't be coy with me Joey, you tracked me down. I have been traveling from one place to the other non-stop since forever. Even the cops could n't find me. But you did, you picked my pocket and now here you are thousands of kilometer away from where we first met.' 
 
 
 S:'You Joey, you are n't a normal thief. You are an international thief. Like those guys in Oceans Eleven. You can organise stuff and you are resourceful. I need people like you and you owe me.' 
 
 J:'What do you even want me to do? What do you even do?' 
 
 S:'I hunt things Joey, oh hohohoho. I hunt things.'
