[ WP ] You found out that your wife is a secret agent that was ordered to protect you because your offspring would become the saviour of mankind .

**Sorry for lot's of cursing and the cringe worthy show of arrogance by the protagonist** 
 `` You are special!'' She said. 
 `` Fuck yeah!'' He said. 
 `` Your offspring will be the savior of the world.'' She said... 
 `` Oh yeah, definitely!'' He said... 
 `` The child will be the most amazing thing in the world!'' 
 `` Oh yeah!'' 
 `` You will care for the child. You will be the greatest parent in the world.'' 
 `` Definitely!'' 
 `` Your child will be remembered as the savior of this universe and you will be the caretaker of the greatest human alive!'' 
 `` Awesome!'' 
 `` You two will live through some of the toughest times but survive it all!'' 
 `` Like a true parent-child couple!'' 
 `` You will die in the process!'' 
 `` Fuck ye... wait, what?'' 
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