[ WP ] You were the best enemy I could ever ask for .

You were truly the best enemy I could ever ask for. You were the reason I wanted to stay alive. There was no way I could ever contemplate leaving town while you were roaming the streets tempting unsuspecting people with your smile and personality. I should know, I was one of them. If it was n't for me, you would n't be in that position of power. You used me as a stepping stone. 
 
 I could n't sleep at night knowing you were preparing for your next attack. Without sleep, I had time to spare. I began to write about you and I wrote some more. I spammed forums, warning others of you. I gave specific details on what you look like and the scripted words that would come out, `` It's okay. It's fine.'' But, to my horror, that was n't enough. The more I warned others, the more entranced they became and they began searching for you. 
 
 Oh, what have I done. No one deserves to go through what I did, and yet, it was I would sent them down your path. What a fool am I. You have made me a part of your plan, I despise you for that. 
 I no longer have the energy to swear. I give up and will follow your lead. 
 
 You, delicious pizza. Enemy of my weight loss plan, of the healthier version of me. Take my money and come to me. You are truly the best enemy I could ever ask for.
