[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

`` I am the Keymaster,'' I yelled, `` Remember that.'' 
 
 I was outside the plastic prison for Magneto from XMen. I had just released Magneto. 
 
 The guards all looked at me with hateful eyes. I laughed. 
 
 `` Magneto,'' I said, `` Let's get out of here. My car's this one. Yes, the Hyundai bomb.'' 
 
 They were shooting plastic bullets at us from plastic guns. We ran like two cobbers from a mum tassie devil, protecting her litter. Their growl is less than their bite in this case! 
 *** 
 1 hour beforehand: 
 
 I was dressed in a guard's uniform. I'd made it myself. It would n't pass close scrutiny, but it was passable in passing display. 
 
 `` Hey, pretty girl,'' I said, to the female prison guard, `` Have you done something with your hair... it looks gorgeous.'' ( I knew compliments got you far with women. ) 
 
 `` Oh, I'm glad you noticed,'' she said, giggling. 
 
 `` Damn, I seem to have forgotten my keys,'' I said, `` Can you let me in?'' 
 
 `` Ummmm,'' she said, `` Oh damn it, OK.'' 
 
 She opened Magneto's cell. I thought, `` How easy. A little bit of charm gets you a long way, with either women or men, ha, ha, ha!'' 
 *** 
 Afterwards: 
 
 `` Magneto,'' I said, `` We are going to team up and free all the villains super heroes have put away.'' 
 
 `` Sounds alright to me,'' said Magneto. 
 
 We ate breakfast at an old cafe. While I had sausages and fried eggs, I smiled. My plan was coming along. To be the Keymaster, the best villain ever... the one who freed all the other villains, and led the final revolt against, superman, batman, XMen, Captain Courageous and the rest. Yippee. 
 *** 
 I was getting more powerful, and I suppose my ego was getting bigger too. I'd freed the joker, Magneto, and the Penguin. 
 
 `` I am the boss,'' I said, `` Do n't forget it, you goof offs that ca n't even take over the world with evil.'' 
 *** 
 2 Days Later: 
 
 Then they started revolting against me - the villains I'd freed. I overheard their conversation... 
 
 `` He's a bit arrogant, is n't he, this Keymaster,'' they said. 
 
 `` Yeah, let's get out of here,'' said another ( Captain America I think it was. ) 
 *** 
 That is how I was foiled in the closest a villain has ever been to taking the world over with evil. The lesson is: never get too big-headed and arrogant when things are going your way. You'll get cut down. 
 
 I live alone by myself in a cabin deep in the bush.
