[ WP ] Due to a massive epidemic thanks to the rather peculiar Somnia virus , everybody now can only stay awake for half an hour per day . That is , except for one . This is the story of the last insomniac .

Sometimes the lights do n't even go out anymore. Sometimes they just fall asleep with the lights on, tv blaring. Fucking heathens. I just wait around until about midnight, and the clerk at the 24 hour shop down the road will be fast asleep with the door wide open. Not like I'll be able to sleep any anyway. I'm up and the rest of the city is dead asleep. After 2 years with somnia you would think they would be able to plan when they can sleep. Nope. The dumb shits fall asleep driving and never wake up. Me, I just wait until a bit after midnight. Anything I want is free for the taking. It's not even a challenge to rob a place anymore. Just walk in and take what you want. At first they studied me to try and cure the virus. Now I'm just the weirdo who does n't sleep. I could probably be the richest man on the planet considering I'm the only one awake to work. Not even fuckin' worth the effort: just keep robbing ole' Al down at the convenience store.
