[ WP ] After eras of colonizing planets humanity discovers that most advanced life lives inside stars .

`` I've been trying to tell you all for years, but you never listen! They are up there, right now, and they are... `` 
 
 I tuned out smokin' Joe as the television came back from commercial. To be honest, I wish I could mute him but apparently that my dream of mine is a ways off. Oh, look, what a surprise, a politician got caught swindling public funds. This is *so* different, a double homicide today. 
 
 Sometimes I wonder why I watch the TV at all. 
 
 ``... And if you ever look into the sun you can see'em! Blinking there, like tiny stars! But *they* are n't tiny, there are cities... `` Joe rambled on. 
 
 I remember now, why I watch TV. Three billion people live in poverty, two billion can not read, not to mention the four billion who live without the benefits we happily enjoy and ignore. Do they tell us these things? No, best keep everyone up to date on that winter storm that will drop 1 inch of snow in a week. Or, maybe that football player who went to visit his rival team's city. Sometimes I wonder who is stupider - the TV or Joe. 
 
 Breaking News, huh, which celebrity had an affair today? 
 
 The President, oh boy, are we about to go to war. 
 
 `` Hush up Joe, I'm trying to listen!'' I called back. 
 
 As the volume bar rose, the bar grew quieter to listen to what emergency warranted this address. 
 
 `` -ellow Americans, I am here tonight to address you all on a matter of profound importance. We've wondered for so long, as a species, if we were alone in the universe. We looked out to the heavens, searching for a family among the stars. We forgot to check our own. I can confirm, here tonight, that we have made contact with a non-human race of intelligent beings living, inexplicably, inside our own Sun. There are many questi-.'' No television could overcome the furor of the bar's patrons now, some were outright screaming as if the devil had come. But me, as I sat there staring at the screen could n't help but start to laugh and turn around. 
 
 Sonuva' bitch, smokin' Joe was right. 
 
 *AN: Sorry I did n't stick exactly with the prompt; but, I hope you enjoy it nonetheless! *
