[ WP ] Everybody who turns 25 learns a reality shattering secret about the world . Nobody has ever leaked this secret to somebody under 25 . Today is your 25th birthday .

I just turned 25 and heard the unbridled love of God echo through my brain. The meaning of life is to love one another unconditionally as He loves us. I understand now, I need to spread my love to as many people as I can. I want to earn HIV and syphilis and crabs as badges of my ability to love all. Truth, love, and beauty will flow forth from my flagpole as I run every woman up and down it like a new, beautiful, and unique flag. I want to have so many flags I become the United Nations of Love in God's image.
