[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

`` Aw jeez,'' I thought to myself, `` Which one is it?'' 
 
 I jingled through the mass of keys attached to the Keymaster's Ring: a ring about 6 inches in diameter crowded with master keys to most of the planet's prisons. 
 
 `` I should probably organize this thing, huh?'' I nervously laughed, a bit flustered and hoping The Cryomaniac would n't immediately freeze me once I set him free from his cell. Some supervillain I was, always afraid of the guy I'm trying to set free. 
 
 `` Yeah...'' He replied absently, clearly getting a bit frustrated with my fumbling around. 
 
 A few minutes and many keys later the heavy iron lock opened with a loud clank. 
 
 `` Ah, there we are!'' I said, trying to act like I knew what I was doing ( I did n't ), `` and here is your Freez-o-Ray from the armory, you should be all set.'' I handed him the ray-gun and flashed him the double thumbs up in a weak attempt at camaraderie. It had taken me 20 minutes to find the right key for armory, which I immediately lost on the key ring upon entering the armory, resulting in 20 *more* minutes of looking on the ring once I got to his cell. 
 
 `` Great,'' He said, clearly not thinking I was great, `` thanks a lot, uh...'' 
 
 `` Keymaster,'' I supplied, holding up the key ring and pointing to it. 
 
 `` Right, Keymaster. As repayment for setting me free, do you have any requests for who I should target next for Cryolimination? A specific person, perhaps, or a group of people?'' 
 
 Now, this was the part of my job that I *lived* for. The Cryomaniac's question set ablaze a fire in my eyes; igniting an inferno of hate in my soul that burned me to my very core. 
 
 `` Just one request.'' I answered slowly, in a voice of newfound weight that can be heard in the voice of one speaking directly from the mouth of their maker. 
 
 `` Yes, anything.'' He sounded a bit taken aback. 
 
 *'' The Locksmiths. `` *
