[ WP ] You are scrolling through r/WritingPrompts , when this very prompt catches your attention . Intrigued by it 's meta nature , you debate with yourself whether or not you 'll write about it .

I crack my neck and pull my keyboard towards me, my time in the limelight has finally come! 
 `` Alrighty Brain, it's time to put you to good use!'' 
 `` No'' 
 `` But Brain, we've got so much going on up there, why not let other people see it?'' 
 `` I do n't wan na.'' 
 `` Come on, it'll be fun! We ca n't lurk forever you know!'' 
 `` Fuck that, you've got to drive to work in five minutes, numbnuts. Just write a quick shitpost and get the fuck out, we do n't like people, remember?'' 
 `` I thought we were trying to work on that...'' 
 `` Click save right now or I'm bringing up that time in middle school whe-'' 
 `` Alright alright, fine! Christ on a cracker, you're an asshole.''
