[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

Sometimes Loses Things could n't find his stapler, and he knew he would have to act fast, since Meticulous Middle Manager would have none of it today. Sigh. He'd have to go down to 2B; there was no other choice. 
 
 The elevator arrived mercilessly fast, with a meek beep and a merciful lack of elevator music. On Top Of Things had made some nice improvements to the office, that's for sure. 
 
 The doors opened to 2B, the Spare Resources area, with a murmurous din and without fanfare. Busybodies were mumbling and pooting around the poorly lit warehouse floor, with a few folks occupying tan, fold-out tables. Sometimes Loses Things sighed and stepped out if the elevator. He cleared his throat. 
 
 `` Hey, um, excuse me. Does anyone know where we keep our staplers?'' 
 
 A hush, then the noise swiftly grew. 
 
 `` I have no idea,'' said Perpetually Confused. 
 
 `` Me neither,'' said Perpetually Confused. 
 
 `` What's going on over there?'' said Perpetually Confused. 
 
 `` I have n't the foggiest,'' said Perpetually Confused. 
 
 `` Hey, Perpetually Confused, do you know what's going on?'' said Perpetually Confused. 
 
 `` Not a damn clue,'' huffed Perpetually Confused. 
 
 Sometimes Loses Things was out of there faster than you could say `` perpetually confused.''
