[ WP ] An elf , a dwarf , and a wizard are filling out the character sheets for their next game of Dayjobs and Drudgery , a role-playing game set in the world of humans .

`` Matthias, what are you playing? I cant decide what I want to build,'' Ogden questioned, stroking his beard in one hand, his other hanging tentatively over a piece of paper. 
 
 `` Oh, I am playing Phil Johnson, an HR representative who enjoys books and has a habit of having too many margaritas on taco Thursday at the local bar.'' 
 
 `` Dude,'' Illandir said, rolling his eyes. `` You always play HR representatives. They always get in the way of our character motivations.'' 
 
 `` I do not. And if they do, maybe you should have better motivations,'' Matthias replied. 
 
 `` What is better than Jennifer Swanson, a secretary who wants to go back to school to become a lawyer, but also ca n't shake the feeling that Derick from accounting is the man of her dreams.'' 
 
 `` Dude that's an HR nightmare,'' Ogden quipped. 
 
 `` Also, she recreationally uses pot most days after work,'' Illandir added. `` But Ogden, we don ’ t have any party members in management. You should play a manager.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, a well rounded party would be nice.'' 
 
 `` Oh,'' Illandir jested. `` I was thinking so you could fire the HR guy.'' 
 
 `` I ought to find a new group to play with, `` Matthias said as Ogden began writing'manager' at the top of his page. 

