[ WP ] Today is a day like any other day , until you begin to notice numerous TV news crews beginning to assemble outside your house .

I noticed something was wrong when I sat down at the dining room table with my coffee. From the dining room table I can see out the front window and I could see there were people lurking around on the pavement just outside my front yard. None of them were in my yard but they were crowding around. 
 
 Then the phone rang. It was my neighbour `` Jesus Christ, dude, this is awesome. You're going to make so much money. I'm selling space in my yard for people to take pictures of your yard. Hang on, that's the front door.'' He hung up. 
 
 Then the phone rang. It was someone who said `` I represent ( an important talent agency ) and we'd like to handle you. We're your best chance of profiting from this.'' I told them I had no idea what was going on and needed time to think. 
 
 Then the phone rang. `` This is CNN. Can we get a comment from you or do we need to go through your agency?'' I hung up. 
 
 It's the first time in my life that I've considered whether I needed an agency. 
 
 I snuck out to the back yard. There were people all over the neighbour's fences taking pictures. The next door neighbour's kid was hanging around and I yelled at him `` kid, come here''. He sauntered over and I asked him `` what the hell is going on?'' 
 
 I'll never understand why Kim Kardashian decided to take a drunken shit in my front yard but, with the deals my agency got for the interviews I'm sort of glad she did.
