[ WP ] Two arguing people convinced the other is wrong , but are actually trying to debate the same opinion using radically different wording .

*Enter springtime park billboard* 
 
 ( 2 elderly britishmen walk on stage ) 
 
 Oakey: Oi there lil laddy, check out what I got right here in my dandy hand. 
 
 Tavyn: COOCOOKACHOO MATE. You got ye a snake bugger in yer hand! I ai n't gon na let that fellar roof me hand. 
 
 Oakey: taha. Taha. Twas just a jest matey, a twirl of the wrist to press your attention to the impression that there was snake about to bite your complexion; but upon close complex inspection you'll see thay I mentioned that this is a lesson written right in this sentence. 
 
 Tavyn: Well YIP on the KIP!! You get me every time oak! How bout some oatmeal eh? 
 
 Oakey: Right-OH!! 
 
 *exit actors and stage* 
 
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