[ WP ] You are semi-immortal . Every time you die , you are reincarnated into another newborn human .

I hate being right. I'm always right. I do n't know if it's because I'm a realist, or because I've lived more life than I can count... but I tend to be right. Years ago, I had an idea, one that had n't crossed my mind yet. As I lay in the cold snows of the arctic gazing at the northern lights dance across the sky, I imagined what not living must be like. 
 
 For as long as I can remember, I have n't been able to die. Well, not entirely at least. My current fleshy state can perish but as soon as I breath my last, I find myself in the same place breathing my first, St. Joe's hospital in Pontiac, Michigan. Why Pontiac, Michigan? I do n't have a single fucking clue. All I know is that I've been reborn, and reborn, since the early 19th century. Some lives have been longer than others, but the more I live, the more evil I see. The world is a dark place if you stick around long enough, and I want to leave it like everyone else. 
 
 Anyway, as I was saying, I did n't think it would work, but I had to try. I thought maybe if I put myself into a sort of cryogenic freeze, I could finally have the eternal sleep that everyone else takes for granted. It must have worked for awhile, I did n't wake up at St. Joe's until 3 weeks from the date that I fell asleep out there. Best sleep I've ever gotten. For once, I was wrong..or at least half wrong. 
 
 Since this discovery, I have slept only 5 times. Each time longer than the last due to better preparation and some scientific research into cryogenics. I live to freeze to death now. My fastest time to reach my gravesite where I keep my body collection ( sounds ominous I guess ) is 13 years. 
 
 It takes a lot of guts to break another human's heart and go freeze to death in the north. It's a shame I was born to a nice set of parents this time, it's always the worst part. I had kids in a former life of mine and would be devastated to see them perish like tha... wait. I wonder if my kids have this ability? Have I cursed another human with this endless torture? How could I even find out? They're already dead, and even if they were n't, what would I say? Meet me at the corner of fifth and elm when you are old enough for a drink? Shit..I'm gon na have to get creative.
