[ WP ] Germany , 1909 . All your life , strangers have been trying to murder you . Finally , one confesses why : they 're trying to stop Adolph Hitler from causing WW2 . The only problem : your name is Adolph Hilter . Not Hitler , HILTER .

All my life people have tried to kill me. It all stopped 1916. I got some condolence cards informing me that a certain Adolf Hitler died in the trenches. I never knew the guy but I was sure happy the attempts on my life ended. On the positive side this turned me into a hard to kill son of a bitch with a deep dislike for people, though. I decided to go into politics because I was a born manipulator. I have a great vision for Germany. All I will say at this point is that it might involve a major war and the Jews wo n't be too happy about it. But do you know what is ironic? Some sod made a printing error on the signs for my first huge public rally. He misspelled my name as Hitler - you know, like the guy who died in 1916. But wtf I'm not shelling out more Deutschmark to correct this little mistake.
