[ PI ] A Forced Epiphany About Eggs

This is stupid. Who likes going to the farm for a field trip? Why ca n't we go somewhere like the beach, or snowboarding? I ca n't believe I'm standing here, watching a bunch of cows chewing grass. Who cares?! I look over to my right. A bunch of geeks are actually interested. They're talking with the dairy worker. The smell of cow crap, the sticky summer heat, the dribble of warm sweat oozing out of every pore... dammit I knew I should've skipped out today. 
 
 How am I supposed to do this anyway? Just how exactly am I supposed to find something on this stupid farm and relate it to my life? Why does our teacher think of the most idiotic things? I swat at the thousandth fly buzzing around my head when the wind shifts to the west and suddenly an alarming whiff of cow crap jams up my nose. Gagging for air I turn away and trample the grass to a safer zone. The chicken coop. At least they do n't smell as bad, and their sounds are actually kinda cool. I take a quick look around, making sure no one's watching me. It must have been freshly cleaned. The hay smells a bit sweet, and -- oh my gosh how cute! Little fluffy yellow chicks! They're peeping! Awwww! They must have just hatched in that nest! Okay well maybe not `` just'' it was probably a couple hours ago. 
 
 I bend down to try and pick one up but it eludes my grasping hand. Guh... just like the project. The solution eludes me too. Nothing here relates to me! Is she trying to imply something? That we're all smelly animals? I stare at the egg shells left behind by the chicks which are cheeping alongside their elders. Absently I reach out and take one of them in my hand, looking at the residual blood on the inside. 
 
 Blood... 
 
... I just started my period yesterday... and at maturation last week they said it was the lining of the uterus shedding and the unfertilized egg passing out the body... 
 
 Oh my gosh! I get it now! This farm thing does relate to me! I'm exactly like this chicken! *I lay eggs! * 
 
 ( Sorry if this is n't what the prompt called for, but it was fun to try! =D )
