[ WP ] You have just committed an atrocity so evil , your low-life criminal lawyer kicks you out of his office .

His dark eyes widened as he stared at me. I could tell there would be no sympathy. Who was I kidding, it was pure evil. It was worse than the murders and the rapes. Worse than that person whose eyeball I plucked out and then the subsequent eye socket I... I... I copulated with. 
 
'Get out of my office,' this slimy lawyer, scum-fuck bastard growled. 
 
'Please,' I begged pathetically. 
 
'You disgust me,' he replied. I could see his eyes watering. 
 
'It was n't that bad,' I protested. 
 
'I can barely breathe,' he gasped as tears fell. 
 
'Well I've smelled worse.' I finally cracked, fuming with vexation. 
 
 He started to gag, rolled over in his chair to the window and opened it. Regaining his breath he croaked,'That was the most evil fart a man could ever drop. Get out before I have security throw you out.' 
 
 He stuck his head out of the window. With my head hung in shame, I stood up and left his office.
