[ WP ] You are a Genie . Someone just released you from you lamp and wished only for their significant other to love them again . Make them regret making that wish .

`` I do not think this is a good idea.'' the genie floated there crossed legged in a suit and looking somewhat like a blue iridecent Bob Barker. 
 
 `` I do n't care.'' The person held the lamp like a vise. `` I need Jordan back.'' 
 
 `` I should warn you that this is your third wish.'' 
 
 `` I said I do n't... wait what?'' 
 
 `` This is your third wish. The second was to go back and undo the affects of the first. Unfortunatly they still counted against you. Only one wish left.'' 
 
 The holder of the lamp looked afraid `` What was my first wish?'' 
 
 `` Exactly what you wished for now.'' 
 
 `` Why would I change that? Jordan was my everything.'' 
 
 The genie held out a piece of paper. `` You asked me for a favor before you went back.'' 
 
 The piece of paper held a simple phrase `` We were not ourselves.'' 
 
 `` I will fullfill any wish,'' The genie said `` but I can no longer undo them. Choose carefully.'' 
 
 The lamp dropped and the one who held it started crying.
