[ WP ] Bruce invites Clark to watch the new Batman V Superman Movie at his personal home theater . Movie ends , Bruce Loves it , Clark hates it .

**Well, Clark, what did you think? ** 
 
 First of all, I need to thank you for the delicious pre-show dinner. I could never afford that, not on my humble journalism salary. 
 
 **Yeah, I do like rubbing it in. I'm a bit of a dick like that. ** 
 
 Well, you also made me watch that godawful movie. I knew it was gon na be shit from the reviews. 
 
 **Hey, I LOVED it! And if you knew it was gon na be awful, why did you come over and subject yourself to it. ** 
 
 The free food. 
 
 **Man, you must REALLY be hungry! To sit through that movie just for a meal? ** 
 
 Man, nobody's buying the Daily Planet anymore. 
 
 **More like FAILY Planet. Haha! Whoops. ** 
 
 Wait, that's YOU on our message boards? 
 
 **Uh, no. ** 
 
 So, you're NOT the guy who posts as Batman69? 
 
 **No, that's Batman. I'm not in costume now, as you can see. Here at the house, I'm just plain ol Bikini Brief Bruce. ** 
 
 Yeah, about that. I had to sit here the whole time with you and all you've been wearing is that pair of hot pink bikini briefs. Ca n't you like, I do n't know, put on some pants? Or at least a robe? 
 
 **Yeah, but it's more fun watching you squirm your way through a free meal, trying to enjoy your filet mignon while I get up every thirty seconds to stretch and arch my back. You know, like this... ** 
 
 Well, I'm full, so this is the last I'll have to see tonight. 
 
 **I do n't think so. I just bought the ol' Faily Planet. Just now, with this app on my batphone. Anyhow, I'm shutting it down. And are n't your student loan payments four months overdue? ** 
 
 But... but why? 
 
 **SOMEBODY'S got ta win in a fight pitting Barman vs Superman, and I'd rather it be me. Besides, is n't this way more interesting than that piece of shit movie? ** 
 
 I do n't think so! 
 
 **It may not be better, but it's definitely gon na be more homerotic, like that one documentary Joel Schumacher made about me and Robin. ** 
 
 ( sobs ) 
 
 **Tell me, Clark. Do you do hand stuff? ** 
 
 No. 
 
 **You will. Come on over here and touch my balls. I'll give you $ 10,000 for thirty seconds of your time. ** 
 
 I have my pride. I'd rather starve. No thank you. Besides, I'm Supergoddamn man. I can have money and food whenever I want. Shit, why am I trying to be a journalist when I'm already a god? 
 
 **Good question, but you make a fair point. Bye, Clark. ** 
 
 Bye, Bruce. 
 
 ( fade to black )
