[ WP ] You are the rebellions secret weapon . A sabatoteur deep in imperial ranks . You do n't know how to make bombs or plan assassinations . You just teach stormtroopers how to shoot .

`` Alright men that was some excellent shooting'' I said after watching the latest soldiers absolutely fail at shooting, except Johnson over there, he seems to actually be an excellent shooter. My job is to fix that. 
 
 `` Hey Johnson, step over here for a minute'' I said as nonchalantly as I could. 
 
 `` What is it sir?'' He replied 
 
 `` Well is just like to improve your technique a slightly'' 
 
 `` W-what seems to be the problem'' 
 
 `` You hit the target bullseye, a common mistake. Not to worry. You see Johnson, we're not supposed to hit that target there'' 
 
 `` What?'' Johnson exclaimed incredulously 
 
 `` I'm afraid you've been doing it wrong this whole time, you see we only aim for secondary characters. If we just shot the main character dead like that, the plot would be ruined in the most anticlimactic way possible'' 
 
 `` I guess that makes sense...'' 
 
 `` You got ta leave the important good guys to the important bad guys. Imagine if you shot off the main characters hand and shouted that you were in fact his father'' 
 
 `` What's that supposed to mean'' 
 
 `` Nothin important Johnson but I want to see you acting more generic from now on'' 
 
 `` Sir yes Sir''
