[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

Do soldiers go to heaven or hell? Are Barets rewarded heaven while CIA are forced to damnation? I do n't know, but no one I once knew was fighting against us. 
 
 At first we thought they were aliens, using earth as their own personal battleground. That confusion is what made us both their enemies. The angels think we're as bad as the devil. We might as well be, considering we nailed their God to the cross. 
 
 No one expected us to be dominating the playing field though. It was almost too damn easy. The demons had too much pride. They thought guns were too quick and refused to use them. They could attack in hordes of numbers but still get mowed down by machine guns. 
 
 The Angels had a lot of infighting. They kept arguing about which humans were worth killing or not. Whether ignorance was excusable, or whether devotion was more or just as important as good-will. Angels were tactically worthless. Their only method of war was to attack the enemy head on and hope that their own numbers would survive. 
 
 I guess good soldiers do n't go to heaven, which is bad news for the rest of us. 
 

