[ WP ] Becoming a god .

He was born in Chicago. A black man with an ear for beats and a eye for gold, platinum, silver and everything else. He woke up everyday with a smile on his face, because his dreams were filled with himself. Something was missing, though. 
 
 That something, however, he could never find. He traveled the world over, attaining fame and fortune. From London to Hawaii, Japan to Italy, everywhere he went, things went his way. He insulted presidents, made angels cry, and made everyone feel as if they were never good enough to be in his presence. People loved him all over. 
 
 On one fateful day, as he was visiting a small French-ass restaurant, he noticed something askew with his order. Rage filled him, and he yelled out: `` HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS!'' 
 
 I am a God.
