[ WP ] What if after you die , you wake up with a bong in your hand and your alien friend asks `` How was it ? `` .

All I could muster up to say at the time was, `` Woah.'' 
 
 `` You've been out for about an hour now. You had me worried.'' 
 
 `` Where are we? What... What are we?'' I began to panic as I rushed to the door. 
 
 `` You should sit down. I've never seen anybody react this way to Earth weed before.'' 
 
 `` Earth weed? Did you just say that I was on Earth weed? No, I've smoked Earth weed, hell, I've even turned'Earth weed' into fucking lollipops and gave them out on Halloween. That was not Earth weed.'' 
 
 `` It affects you differently when you're down there. I tried telling you that before your consciousness was transferred.'' 
 
 Suddenly, it felt like a waterfall of memories had just crashed on my head, filling it like a water balloon about to pop. `` I remember now.'' 
 
 `` How do you feel?'' 
 
 `` Better. Living on our planet is shit, but living as an organism on that planet was actual hell.'' 
 
 `` I could n't agree more. Want another hit?'' 
 
 `` Ha, no thanks, I think I'll face my space cancer like a man now.'' 
 
 A few weeks went by, until I found myself in a hospital bed surrounded by friends and family. `` I guess this is it.'' I said as I took my last breath. 
 
 My friend grabbed my hand and said, `` We'll never forget you, Roy.'' 
 
....................'' Final Score.... 65000 points''............... 
 
 `` Geez Morty, how many Flurbos are you going to waste on that game? You'll never beat my high score.'' 
 
 

