[ WP ] Crimes do not exist solely on Earth . They are also seen on Heaven .

They never told me heaven was *this* bad. I lived my whole life barely able to wait til I got here. I gave food to the homeless. I donated to carry shelters. I even wore a purity ring for as long as I was n't married, and for some time after that. And after 80 *long* years of living through the Hell that is Earth, I finally got my wish. 
 
 And I hate every second of it. What kind of person sets a building on fire as an alarm clock? What kind of person would get bored in the afternoon and lynch their neighbor? Who in their right mind thinks poisoning their buddy's coffee is an April Fools prank? I'll tell you who. Dead people, that's who. These dead heavenly bastards who died too young take every chance they get to commit murder and cause chaos, if only because none of it matters anymore. And at my age, I do n't have the energy to deal with this anymore. 
 
 Thinking back, mistakes were made. If I had just enjoyed life, I may have gone to hell afterwards, but Earth could've been more like the heaven I imagined.
