[ WP ] You are the King 's favorite engineer , however your successes have all been complete shots in the dark . The King has just come to you with the task of saving the kingdom .

`` Doctor Monee the kingdom needs you!'' 
 
 King Mayor, what's wrong this time? 
 
 `` Well, you know how everyone at court used to laugh at you on account of your bad breath.'' 
 
 Yes. 
 
 `` But then we had that drought and you said we'd turn the sea into fresh water. And I said you were the biggest idiot the world had ever seen --'' 
 
 Please! King Mayor, get on with it. What do you need? Is the tunnel that condenses heated salt water into usable fresh water broken? It's quite simple. You do n't require my help with every little thing. 
 
 `` There's an army at the border. Save us Dr. Monee!'' 
 
 Okay, but everyone must do exactly as I say. 
 
 `` Yes. I differ to you.'' 
 
 Give up. 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 There is no difference to me or the commoners. Who rules us? Who cares. It's all the same. Therefore to save the kingdom it is best not to get the kingdom caught up in a destructive war. 
 
 `` Oh, Dr. Monee, this is some cruel joke. You ca n't be serious. What you say is treason.'' 
 
 Listen King Mayor, with everyone fighting the invaders there will be no one to grow the food. Famine will stalk the land. Famine destroys the next generation. No youth to replace those that die in the fighting. That means a depopulated countryside that produces nothing and fills with dangerous animals. My plan is the only logical one. 
 
 `` Monee, you've come up with this from off the top of your ass but I can not deny the logic. This is why we call you doctor. How did you become so flawless in your reasoning?'' 
 
 I always say the first thing that comes to my head. 
 
 `` I wish you had n't told me that.'' 
 
 Why? 
 
 `` Because now I'll have to take your head. I ca n't trust it. And neither can you.'' 
 
 the end
