[ WP ] Write the Last Will and Testament for your favorite fictional villain .

`` Well go on then, no reason to leave it sitting there, you said it passed through the security scanners right?'' 
 
 `` Yes, yes of course... but.. I do have quite a peculiar feelings about this..'' 
 
 `` It seems harmless enough just open it up and see whats inside!'' 
 
 `` Ok...'' 
 
 The box looked like it was wrapped in the illustrations from a children's story book, just some how... creepier. As Alfred removed the top and cautiously stuck his hand inside, he was startled to feel something that resembled a set of human teeth. Naturally he recoiled and peered into the box, only to see that he was, in fact, correct. He pulled out a pair of jewel encrusted dentures and set them aside, he then reached his hand in again and was relieved to feel a simple piece of paper. As he removed it from the box, the first thing that caught his eye was the playing card that was paper clipped to it. He then removed the card to reveal the all too familiar lettering written in courier font across the top. 
 
 `` The City of Gotham Police Department'' 
 
 Intrigued, he began to scan the letter. 
 
 `` Come on then, out loud please!'' 
 
 `` Oh! right, sorry master Wayne. It says here, and I quote...'' 
 
 `` Herein lies the Last Will and Testament of Jack Napier. If you are reading this, It means its finally happened, and yes, this is real, I'm not faking it this time. So I'll save us all the boring stuff and get to the FUN! 
 
 To Dr. Quinn, I leave you the dentures of my father, because you are the only person who was ever able to do the one thing that he tried sooooo haarrd to get my dear old mum and me to do. Smile. 
 
 Stay evil darlin. 
 
 And finally, 
 To Batsy 
 I leave you this playing card. 
 
 *Bruce turns the playing card over in his hand and looks to Alfred with a furrowed brow* 
 
 Yes, its the Ace of Spades, no its not the Joker, come now did you reaallyy think I would have gone out not knowing I could trick you one last time?? So sad, you really do n't know me after all, And to think, I considered you the Yang to my Yin. well old friend, I'll see you in Hell.''
