[ WP ] A visit to the black market of Philosophy .

Along the silent cobble streets in a dark alley way not to far away, a peculiar man approached. His feet click clacked along the cobble interrupting there restless sleep, crying out as his shiny shoes scratched their surface. He blended into the night well, a observer might have a hard time trying to squint and discern where the night begin and where his all black attire took form. 
 
 He smiled like you might see on a child who had just heard a silly secret but was n't going to tell anybody else about it. He walked in an exact pace that was slightly disturbing in how even it was. A military procession would have trouble trying to keep his exact stride. Then suddenly in no particular spot, he halted. 
 
 Then in one swift movement he turned and pulled out a large black funnel. He coughed twice vibrating his vocal cords like a fine strung violin then begin a sweet melodic vocal melody, `` Come one, come all, who wishes to know the greatest answers to questions that have riddled human minds for a millennium.'' 
 
 The street echoed out his voice as if in a large cavern booming out across all the emptiness. Then from the distance a man quickly walked across the road his face to the ground as he approached eyes glued upon his phone. 
 
 `` You there sir, how would you like to know the greatest secrets of the mind, answers that only Socrates could even begin to ponder!'' The man continued his stride now crossing in front of the man in black. He looked up briefly then back at his screen. 
 
 The man in black now aggravated lashed out even louder gripping his funnel with such force it indented inwards, `` Do n't you hear me! Any answer to the greatest questions of our race. You will be the awe of philosophers for decades to come'' 
 
 The other man not stopping his eyes still glued to his screen finally spoke up, `` Unless you got some Candy Crush advice think I'm good.'' 
 
 The man in black sighed and put down his funnel defeated. He then turned to the side and started his exact stride soon fading into the darkness.
