[ WP ] many have heard of the fallen angel but few of considered it going the other way around . Now as the first ever ascended demon reaches archangel rank the event itself causes an unprecedented amount of angels to fall .

`` They quit? What do you mean they quit?'' 
 
 `` Your Holiness, many of your officers did n't agree with your promotion of Ardeus. They voiced their complaints and you did it anyway.'' 
 
 `` I'm Jesus Christ and they are n't just officers, they're *my angels*, they ca n't just quit! 
 
 `` Well'Christ', just watch us!'' 
 
 And with that, Gabriel slammed his halo on Jesus' desk and flew out the door. He knew it was a risky plan to promote Ardeus, but he had his reasons for doing so. Bringing Ardeus up was supposed to improve relations between Heaven and Hell, which would in turn make things a lot better for those living on Earth. It was n't a bad plan, all things considered, but it backfired tremendously. Almost all of the angels had left Heaven, and things were going even worse down in Hell. Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death had free reign on Earth in between. Dumbfounded by the magnitude of his mistake, for the first time in millenia, Jesus wept.
