[ WP ] You 're the newest agent at Shooting Stars , sorta like Make-A-Wish , but dealing specifically in assassinations . Your first target is your childhood hero .

`` Yeah, if I can get another assignment that'd be great,'' I said to Agent Black who's frightening demeanor pierced through the 18 inch plasma monitor and shook my very soul. 
 
 `` No, Agent Magenta. You may not. This is your assignment,'' he clarified, `` yours alone.'' 
 
 `` Okay, but how about a name change? Magenta? Is that what's left? No *Purple Pizzaz*? *Macaroni and Cheese*?'' 
 
 Agent Black leaned back in his chair and the screen went black. 
 
 `` No? Ok.'' I muttered. There I was... alone, in a dark room in my flat's basement with a manila folder in front of me. Inside the folder was a polaroid of Jonathan Felix Anthony Cena Jr....or *John Cena*. 
 
 The man people can not see, the Doctor of Thuganomics, the leader of the Chain Gang, and of course, the man who has granted the most wishes for the Make-A-Wish foundation. Not only that, but this man was also a personal hero of mine. 
 
 Growing up in various locations around the world, sports were the only constant in my life and I grew up to appreciate them all no matter if the results were predetermined or not. I watched Mexican luchadors, Japanese extreme wrestling and of course the World Wrestling Federation which later became known as World Wrestling entertainment and John Cena was one hell of an entertainer. 
 
 His charisma enchanted millions around the globe and I was one of them. His kind acts have made him almost *unhateble* to many. Well, except for whoever placed this hit on him. 
 
 As someone who became enthralled with American culture, I moved to the states to attend an American University and live my personal interpretation of the American dream. Unfortunately, as many Americans discovered, that dream often comes with debt. I now find myself looking for money any way I can and that desperate search landed me with this job. It pays great, but what price am I paying? 
 
 Here I am with a guaranteed cool million for shooting a man who has done more good than most men in world history. The choice should be simple. One million dollars or face the wrath of Agent Black and the rest of the agency. 
 
 *office is closing so I have to hit submit*
