[ WP ] : You do n't remember what you do for a living . Literally . You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month .

Waking up is always a pain. Always stiff. Mouth parched. And desperately, desperately needing to use the men's room. Like I've overslept. Another new watch on the wrist tells me it is 8am, exactly 8 hours since I retired to bed at home at about midnight. Except I've woken up again in another new car downstairs and the feeling I've just got home from a busy day at the office with no clue what it was I did. 
 
 Go to sleep in bed, wake up this time in a Ferrari downstairs 8 hours later. New suit, new watch, new car. Same parking lot. Yesterday's suit, watch and Maserati all gone. Oh and today is payday, usually a wad of cash in a foreign currency in the glove compartment. One time it was block of heroin or cocaine, I was never quite sure. I flushed it down the drain in disgust and started trying to trace my steps after that. 
 
 No luck there. A gps tracker in my arse, under my skin or swallowed turned up nothing. Friends who tried to help, woke up with me in the car 8 hours later. A note from someone initialed Q, asked me to stop trying and I gave up after I got a pay raise. Oh and my taxes say I work for Infinity Inc. 
 
 I ca n't say I love the job, because I simply ca n't remember. But then again it pays well, I do it in my sleep and get the rest of the day off. Not to mention the side perks. A new car, new watch, new suit every day. If only I got to keep them. 

