[ WP ] The lottery is an Institution designed to catch Time Travelers .

Have you ever wondered what happens to all the lottery winners? 
 
 Wealth, particularly spent frivolously has a tendency to lead to some measure of fame in our society. So where are they in the public eye? If we can dedicate hours of our lives every week to watching Honey Boo-Boo be a redneck with a modicum of wealth where is the $ 150 million lottery winner from deep south Alabama buying himself a new mansion filled with Confederate flags? Beverly Hillbillies was a widely successful show. I can only imagine it being more so as a reality tv spot. 
 
 These questions plagued me for years. They kept me up at night and as time went on I asked myself more and more. I'd watch news spots with lottery winners and try to track their lives. I was n't as surprised as I should be to find them missing after a relatively short time. To find the media attention suddenly dying down, or only staying local. That's when I made my mistake. I followed up in person. 
 
 When does n't matter, I find that when hardly matters to me at all anymore. The where, however, was a small town in Southern California. I saw a news spot about a man who had just won the lottery and was `` going out to the bar to celebrate. Drinks on him for the night,'' and I immediately ran out the bar. `` Big Ron Shuffles'' was his name and after convincing a girl I was acquainted with I was going to hang out with `` that guy who won the lottery'' I was throwing her into his arms and he was inviting me back to his place. Ron got really drunk that night. I made sure of it. He told me he came from a century in the future and he spent his life savings on an illegal time jump back to our time because nobody had won the lottery this week and he could still get the numbers. Of course I did n't believe him, but I should have. 
 
 We were only friends for a week when things went wrong. He slapped me awake out of a drunk stupor at 3 in the morning. `` They're here,'' he yelled dragging me into the bathroom with him. It turns out time travel IS real and not only that but it's a lot easier to go forwards than backwards. Before I knew it we were 20 years into the future and he was withdrawing money from a high interest account he had opened in a fake name. In short, it turns out that the only reason the lottery exists, and the only reason the value gets as high as it is is to catch illegal time travelers. TP; NPs ( time perp; no permit ) they were called. I know nobody is going to believe me but I have to get this out there. The government is being run by the future. Everything is being guided the way they want to. We have no choices left. 
 
 If you need more proof the numbers for this week are 5, 26, 32, 34, 38, 42. I wish I did n't know but now that I do I want to be free. Free from a time controlled government. Free from the future where they rule the world with an iron fist. I want to be free, and I need your help.
