[ WP ] The better the world is doing , the more you weaken . You strive to cause destruction and mayhem , in the name of surviving .

It has been about 8 years since I have felt the best I have in a long time. Yes the recession of 2008 was such a bad time for a lot of humanity, but it was a great time for me. See the worst the world is doing the better it is for me. As long as I keep the world in mayhem the longer I can survive. 
 
 Then this asshole named Obama and some other world leaders came along and did a pretty good job of cleaning up that wreck and the world seems to be doing a lot better these days. I have been feeling pretty weak lately and I know I will not survive for much longer if the world continues on this current rate of progress. 
 
 Luckily I have one last trick up my sleeve, which may lead me to be the strongest I have been yet. That trick is a man called Donald Trump, and me being chairman of the Republican National Committee allows me to have a large influence on getting him elected. See without the Republican party Trump could never get elected, but I had some people talk to some people to talk to some people to ensure that he would be running on our ticket. I had to make sure no one knew I was backing him from the start, but I also had to ensure that he would win the primaries. With my position in the party this was fairly easy to do covertly. Now with the election only a few days away I can already feel my power growing. 
 
 The reason I want Trump to win so bad is because it would be like letting a bull loose in a china shop. You have no idea what destruction and mayhem he will cause but you know he will and you know it will be a lot. I fear that if he does not win Clinton will make the world far too stable and boring, and I will become to weak and my existent will come to an end. If Trump does not win the election I will have to continue to get FOX news to overhype all of the racial tensions, gun violence, immigration issues, and abortion that tend to cause mayhem in America in order to survive another four years for our next shot and what surely would be my last shot. 
 

