[ WP ] Saved the Princess . Killed the Dragon . Happily ever after . But before that , you have to attend a funeral . For the dragon you just killed . And you ca n't refuse since his will asked for you specifically by name .

`` Hmm... well I suppose I ca n't refuse can I? Can I?'' 
 
 `` Well sir... I suppose you could.'' Said the courier, staring at his feet. `` I'm certainly not going to force you to attend. You did just slay a dragon after all, that tends to earn peoples respect... sir.'' 
 
 I felt bad for the boy, he's probably... 
 
 `` There is the matter of his will though. He's left you a considerable amount. That is, if you show up to the funeral.'' 
 
 A will? The bastard put me in his will? I've been chasing him for six months now, when did he have time to see his lawyer? Should I have put him in my will? Well I guess I'll have to remember to do that for the next fellow. I wonder what I'm getting... The princess is nice, but I would like a little something more... He's a dragon, he's got ta have gold! 
 `` I suppose I could go then, it's only right to pay my respects. A worthy opponent and all that. Is there paperwork of some sort? an RSVP?'' 
 
 The courier, I swear he told me his name, patted his pockets and looked nervously about on the ground. `` You know, there was something. But I seem to have misplaced it. I do hope you'll forgive me. If you see an envelope lying around...'' 
 
 `` I'll keep an eye out, you can be sure of that! I do wish you had managed to hold on to it though. It'd be nice to know what I'm getting after all. I'd rather not trek all the way to the funeral for nothing... It might get awkward'' Damn, I thought, the boy, ca n't even hold on to an envelope... Not a very competent lad... Maybe I'll report him to the messenger service. Was his name was Steven? 
 
 The courier, not a very good courier it turns out, was sweating profusely at this point. `` If it helps sir, the fellow that sent me did mention a share of the dragons gold...'' 
 
 Well now he's speaking sense! `` You know, he was a good sort of dragon, just got messed up in the wrong business. It would be shameful of me to refuse a dying mans request! I'm sure the princess would n't mind. Just point me in the right direction and I'll be off at once!'' 
 
 This seemed to brighten the couriers, Stephen was his name actually, mood considerably. `` Yes sir, it so happens I have a map that will lead you to the funeral. You should be there right on time.'' 
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 `` Yeah, and the stupid bastard believed me!'' Stephen said to Princess Lenora. `` So I get the setup money from the dragons family and we're back together, easy as that.'' 
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 Hmm, this seems to be the place marked on the map, thought the dragon-slayer to himself as he entered the cave. `` Hello?! I've come to pay my respects to the uhh... the dragon.''
