[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

The train took a sharp turn and the guy across from me looked up from his phone. 
 
 `` Dude'', he stared at it. `` That looks like a bad ass dragon. Like Liu Kang's finishing move when he morphs into a Dragon and eats the fuck out of that dude - Sub Zero.'' 
 
 I did n't glance at my arm. I know exactly what it looks like. I tried to make eye contact with him to express my displeasure but he did n't look away from my arm. 
 
 `` Indeed it does'' I responded. 
 
 `` How'd you get that'' he asked. 
 
 Seriously? Dumbfuck has never seen a birth mark before? Fuck him. 
 
 `` Funny story, it used to actually look like a pig. I got into a real bad accident one time - I miss my car - and when they pulled me out it just looked like this.'' 
 
 His eyes met mine. 
 
 `` Get the fuck out'' he said. 
 
 `` Yeah, I used to be over-weight and timid before that accident too. I lost a bunch of weight after that accident and something just clicked. I became a different person. I can even eat the fuck out that dude - Sub Zero.'' 
 
 
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 A little WP meta here: )
