[ WP ] [ CW ] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less .

John: I'm not kidding. 
 William: Come on dude, no way. 
 J: It's true. Almost every day at around 7:35 in the morning just outside the Georgetown Starbucks on M street, there's 5 or 6 homeless people. The dude walks up, picks one of them and then walks in with them. He buys both of them whatever grande cafe misto or some shit and then the two of them sit down and have some sort of philosophical conversation like if they were in college or something. 
 W: What do the homeless people say? 
 J: It varies. But it's never about not being homeless. It's usually something about the neighborhood or the Democrats or football. One day I heard them talking about California wines & solar panels. 
 W: This guy is like 30 something? 
 J: Yes and usually has a suit, no tie. Cologne and polished. 
 W: He just has conversations with random homeless people in Georgetown Starbucks? 
 J: Just like I'm talking to you right now. He brought his girlfriend in once. 
 W: And? 
 J: Pretty hot and yeah, same thing, the three of them sit down with a homeless guy. Maybe he's got sociology training or some shit.
