[ WP ] `` Why do you kill ? '' `` Because I can . Because I 'm good at it . Because I like it . ''

Mark was sitting at a support group. All around him were people who looked a lot like him. They were obese, many of them could n't come on their own so they drove themselves in wheelchairs. He looked around and thought'What a sorry bunch of people'' but somehow he felt he was n't like them. He could n't quite put a finger on what exactly that was but he just knew it, after all, he wasn ’ t here for obesity. 
 
 Someone was talking: ``... and we should think about ourselves more then just fat people, we have other talents, we are valued members of society and contribute to society as much as any other man or woman.'' 
 
 Then some blonde girl interrupted. 
 “ But I have a talent for eating, I am good at it, I enjoy it, why should I, why should we, be ashamed of it. ” 
 
 Her words resonated with the group, and many people approved what she said. That encouraged her to continue. 
 
 “ My name is Martha, and I am good at eating, it ’ s my talent. I also draw, but I am good at eating and proud of it ” 
 
 Then many followed. 
 
 “ My name is George, and I am also good at eating. I am an accountant, a good one, but I am not ashamed of my eating habits. ” 
 
 “ My name is John, I excel at eating, enjoy every moment of it, and also I work as a copywriter for top 100 company, but will not be bullied by anorexic people. ” 
 
 One by one, they all introduced themselves and proudly spoke about their jobs and talents. Finally it was Mark ’ s turn to speak. 
 
 “ Hi, my name is Mark, I am good at eating, I enjoy eating and also I enjoy my other hobby … ” he paused while they all waited “ I am good at killing people. ” 

