[ WP ] You are a demon who has possessed the body of a cruel man . Surprisingly you find yourself trying to become a better 'person '

Looking in the mirror, Lee though to himself: *I'm a really evil person''. He smiled. *I might actually be the most evil there is*. The smug smirk on his face because even more pronounced. His grin widened. *I wonder if I can get even more evil*. He stayed for one more minute in front of the mirror, thinking. Then, his face suddenly lit up, as if a brilliant idea just crossed his perverted mind. He went to his computer, along the way kicking his malnourished dog in the stomach. At his desk, he typed `` demon summoning 101''. For good luck, or bad luck depending on how you put it, he went to the 66th page if the results and clicked on the 6th link. There, his found some instructions. *Let's see, I need someone human blood to draw a pentagram and I need to recite Demonicum Invocatio Abadonum three times while holding a candle*. The site said `` use your own blood''. *Bullshit! * Lee cried. He got up, went to the basement and drew some blood from the homeless person he kept chained down there. Before leaving, he proceeded to kick his prisoner, for no other reason than the pleasure he felt when he hurt others. He got a candle, drew the pentagram on the middle of the floor and proceeded to do the invocation. A few moments pass and he hears a deep voice. 
 
 *This is Abbadon, demon lord of despair and destruction, who dares summon me? * 
 
 *Yeah, hi, this is Lee. Cool, so it worked. Well, I'm an evil person and I want to be possessed by a demon to become even more evil* 
 
 Silence for a moment. 
 
 *Very well spoke Abbadon* A bright red flesh engulfed Lee for a moment. *You are now possessed by me. I shall plant evil thoughts into your mind and you shall obey me! I see you have a dog. You will not feed your dog daily from now on, it shall only receive food every other day! * 
 
 *Urgh, mkay* Lee was a bit disappointed. Guessing the demon was just warming up he put a coat on and left. 
 
 *Where are we going? * Asked Abbadon. *Do you have evil deeds in mind or are you in need of more suggestions? * 
 
 *I'm going to the hospital to molest some babies* replied Lee. *Got something more evil to do? I've been contemplating genocide for a while but it's a bit hard to not get caught* 
 
 *Wtf dude!? * Abbadon was clearly surprised. *What do you mean you go to molest babies? What sort of sick fu & k are you?! * 
 
 *Yeah, I'm a doctor, I work the night shifts and have access to the maternity ward. When they discover abused babies, they always blame the janitors. Idiots! * 
 
 Abbadon was not expecting this. 
 
 *Here's a bank, look, just, just go in and tell them you want to be a banker. I'll do all the talking during the interview and they'll hire you. Then, you can embezzle money, abuse the poor and disenfranchised, ruin the economies of third world countries, what's more evil than that? * 
 
 *Boring* said Lee. *I like my evil hands on*. 
 
 Pondering a bit, Abbadon says *Ok, ok, let's go to Omnicorp.inc. I know a few possesed guys there, they'll get you in and they'll put you in charge of their environmental department. You'll get to, hands on, destroy entire chunks of the Amazon forest and uproot the livelihoods of countless communities. 
 
 *Tempting. I'll definitely take it into consideration. * 
 
 Abbadon was quite happy now. 
 
 *I always need a good baby molestation before making a career change* continued Lee. *As soon as I'm done with little Timmy, I'll go to the interview* 
 
 *For fu & k sake Lee! * 
 
 Lee was allready at the hospital reception. A rather large woman of african descent was manning the desk. 
 
 *Hey dear! * said Lee. *Getting ready for the night shift? * 
 
 *I sure do doctor! * replied the woman at the desk in a very friendly voice. 
 
 *Good, good, I'll be upstairs* 
 
 As soon as Lee passes her, he mutters *Disgusting fat tub of nigg & r sh & t! * 
 
 *Seriously dude, you're also a racist? * 
 
 *Told you I'm evil* Lee said smirking. 
 
 Opening the door to the maternity ward, where all the babies were sleeping soundly, Lees face became bright and full with joy, like a little child in front of a cookie jar. 
 
 *Lee, this is just wrong. And I'm telling you this as an ancient demon* 
 
 *Stop being such a tawt* said Lee while caressing little Timmy, who started at him with big, beautiful blue eyes. 
 
 *Jesus fu & king Christ* said Abbadon. 
 
 **Yes, my son** a voice was heard. 
 
 *What the fu & k was that?! * said Lee, with a clearly frightened tone. 
 
 *Ummm this is awkward* said Abbadon. 
 
 **Abbadon, are you seriously trying to stop someone from molesting a baby? ** 
 
 *Well, yeah, I kinda am Jesus. Could use a helping hand if you can spare. * 
 
 Lee at this point was starting to get stressed. 
 
 **Hey dad! ** said Jesus. **Yes, my son? ** replied Jesus. **Can I help a demon stop a child molester? ** 
 
 A small silence followed. 
 
 **Sure, why not** And, with a loud thundering sound, Lee was smitten. Only ashes were left from him. 
 
 *Thanks Jesus* said Abbadon. *Oh, btw, Satan just told me to tell you to go f your self. He hates when he gets those sick fu & ks. * 
 
 **Yeah, yeah, any time** 
 
 And so ends the story of Lee, the animal cruelty practicing, homeless person kidnapping, racially discriminating pedo. Now, he is in hell, being penetrated by hideous contraptions because even demons find them discusting.
