[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

It was a normal day. I had just gotten home from school, and after a quick few texts between this girl I was hitting on, I proceeded to go to my second home: Xbox Live. 
 
 Xbox Live has always been a home for me, specifically Call of Duty. I make videos online `` trash talking'' the other team after with voice messages. Sometimes I trash talk because I wrecked them and they should recognize that I was t-bagging them because they are bad, and sometimes I trash talk because they use cheap guns. I get it, how's there such thing as a `` cheap gun?'' I'm not even going to bother explaining. 
 
 Anyhow, yesterday was the same routine: Get home, get on Xbox. After a quick warmup in a private match, I was ready to stomp some public matches. The first game went really well, the other team sucked so I sent a few guys a couple of message detailing how I had fornicated with their older sisters. It was all good. The second game though, a new player joined the other team. His Gamertag was `` ThanksObama''. In the last game he got 50 kills! I was beyond pissed. He HAD to be cheating. After the game, as I was preparing to start a new game though, he sent me a message. It was as followed. 
 
 `` Get fucking wrecked. Ur gun skills are shit you bad kid, go cry to your mom'' 
 
 This guy was a professional. Obviously he had seen my guides on how to trash talk on YouTube. So I busted out my keyboard for my controller and began to type vigorously. Eventually I came up with the following. 
 
 `` Get fucking wrecked? Dude you blow at this game, you would have lost if the other team did n't support you.'' 
 
 I felt good. This was some quality trash talking. It needed something though. After a few seconds I added something I only use of special occasions. 
 
 `` 1v1 me, you're so bad.'' 
 
 2 minutes later, I was invited to play Call of Duty Black Ops on Nuketown. It was a 1v1, quickscopes only. This was certainly a fight that I was going to remember... 
 
... He beat me. He must have been cheating! Modded controller? Hacking Script? Aimbot? I may have lost, but I still had my trash talking. I quickly messaged him. 
 
 `` Dude you're such a hacker. Oh well, you're probably some no life. ThanksObama? What a stupid GT. Hope you feel good about yourself, while you were playing, I was fucking your mom.'' 
 
 A minute later I received a party invite from none other than `` ThanksObama''. I joined the party, ready to flame his ears with some beautiful trash talking. He talked first, and what he said left me speechless. 
 
 `` I understand that you said you fucked my mom, but the truth is, I fucked **your** mom. Hello son.'' 
 
 I was talking to the president of the United States.
