[ WP ] `` You 'll have to come with us now . ''

`` Well, that's going to be a bit of a problem,'' wheezed Neo, aka. Mr. Anderson; one of the world's best hackers who was also an agoraphobic shut-in that worked from home. He was also a giant man-ball who weighed just upwards of five-hundred pounds. 
 
 Morpheus stared at the nose-curdling mass of humanity in front of him as Neo stuffed a second bag of Cheetos into his food-hole and then asking with his mouth full, `` Hey, is one of those a diet pill?'' 
 
 `` No,'' Morpheus replied and then carefully walked backwards out of the apartment, using every bit of his matrix altering skill and agility to avoid stepping on the unrecognizable mounds of detritus. Then he closed the door and walked out of the building. 
 
 `` Is he the *one*?'' asked Trinity? 
 
 Morpheus shook his head as he walked to the nearest payphone, `` No. I suspect he ate the *one*.''
