[ WP ] The president spends his free time trolling on the internet as an anti-Obama conservative .

The misguided, but sexy, president is once again failing to address the North Korean problem. 
 
 Much like his sexual exploits that have satisfied many women over the years, his intentions in North Korea are unknown. 
 
 I have to disagree with the majority of Redditors that seem to think this liberal birkenstalker is going to do anything to punish North Korea what so ever. I would go so far as to say his good looks and charm are the only thing holding the President up, besides his tripod type cock which is an alarming 3 feet according to my sources ( which are all extremely sexy women ). 
 
 If this man put the same effort into North Korea as he does to the baker's dozen of women he keeps in his coat closet for `` cooling down'' he might have some results with the rogue nation. 
 
 I do n't expect President Obama to use his six foot vertical leap to just jump over to North Korea and single handedly love the entire nation to surrender ( which he could do ), but I do expect some dialogue that points to some decisive decisions - like the ones he makes with Woods-like efficiency when picking a club to use only yards away from a hole on a golf course where the wind is blowing and he's not entirely near the green, but he sinks it. 
 
 In summation: Obama needs to continue to hide the masculinity he can cripple women with and use it in his foreign policy.
