[ WP ] You are Microsoft 's lead physicist and the company has just turned on its $ 40 billion wormhole machine for the first time . As soon as it powers on , it spits out a message from the future . `` STOP . ''

Suddenly, a pulsating, buzzing sound filled the room. 
 No one there seemed to react to it. 
 
 I looked around. Was I the only one hearing it? 
 Until it dawned on me. 
 I was n't really there. It was just a dream. 
 I was lying in bed and the alarm clock was going off. 
 My wife slowly turned around and moaned. 
'Time to get up, dear', half awake. 
 
 Shit. If only I got to work on that sort of thing in real life. 
 Instead, I get to sit on some committee discussing how our shitty products could do more to screw over our customers. Also, we had a meeting with NSA staff members in the afternoon. And then some interviews regarding those reputation manager positions, because of those reports that'criticisms on Reddit are n't being adequately supressed.' Fuck. 
 
 I never felt quite as tempted calling in sick as I did now.
