[ WP ] A Psychopathic Serial Killer Becomes God

I was violently awoken by a figure hovering next to me in my bed. Before I could freak out the figure began to speak to me. `` Sir I have some important news to tell you, you are going to want to sit up for this.'' I sit up with my back to the deteriorating wall of my small studio apartment. I have no idea what is going on and begin to think that I must be dreaming. The figure says to me `` I am an angel and I have came here to let you know about a matter that is of the highest importance. God has been killed.'' I know I must be dreaming now, I am a hardcore atheist so why would I be specially informed. The angel notices my look of doubt and continues `` Sir you see we need a new god, and that is why I am here. Your genes are currently the closest ones to the holy line so you must take over the throne of god. I know you will not believe this but it is crucial that you must. Also trust me I tried finding a loop hole to ensure you were not the one, but the holy law is the holy law and it appears that your life that was destined for hell will now rule the universe.'' 
 
 I stare at the angel for several seconds and then tell him to take me to my throne. Next thing I know I am sitting on a large shimmering gold thrown floating on some puffy clouds. Physics clearly does not apply in the space that I am occupying currently. The angel advisor debriefs on how god was killed. He said it was in a battle with the devil. The devil and his army managed to infiltrate heaven and god was killed in battle. The angels were able to drive the devil out of heaven but they now needed a new god. Now ordinary people would begin to freak out about all of the power they controlled and have emotional break down, but I, I did not possess those type of weak feelings. All I ever thought about in life was how actions would benefit me most, and it seems to of worked pretty well now that I have obtained ultimate power. 
 
 The human race was going to pay for what they did to me. I started to exact my revenge on the human race a few years ago by killing a few people every month, but now I can really show them how powerful I am. They never gave me enough respect, always laughing at me and calling me names. Well I will show them now who is the one who has tiny hands. I will not stop until everyone of them begs for forgiveness and apologizes, only then will I become the benevolent leader they think god is.
