[ WP ] The last Buddha .

F -How do Buddhas work? Are they ordinary people who become enlightened? Are they chosen by a god? 
 
 M -I do n't know. It just says'The last Buddha'. I was under the impression there was only one Buddha, the official Buddha, that lived and died thousands of years ago, even before Jesus, I think. 
 
 F -So the first Buddha is also the last Buddha and also the only Buddha? Is that what you are saying? That ca n't be what he means. 
 
 M-Why are you asking me? I did n't write it. 
 
 F-Look. I want to write something, but it just does n't make any sense to me. Do you understand? 
 
 M-It is just a prompt. It does n't have to make sense. We do n't even have to write if we do n't want to. We can do other things if you want. 
 
 F-Other things? What do you mean with other things? I'm just here to write, okay? Do n't get any ideas. 
 
 M-I'm not getting any ideas, I'm just pointing out we can do something else. We can play some boardgames. Or have a drink. Do you want a beer? 
 
 F-Oh OK, you want to get me drunk and seduce me over a game of scrabble. Is that how it's gon na work? 
 
 M-I do n't know! I do n't know, okay? I think you are attractive, okay? Is that a crime? We are both single and free to do whatever we want. Can you blame me for trying? I mean, I have n't had girl in I do n't know how long, and we seem to get along, most of the time. Is it such a crime to flirt a bit? Is it a crime to play board games with an attractive single girl and drink a beer? 
 
 F-OK fine, before you start to cry about it. Go get me a beer, and where do you keep the scrabble? 

