[ WP ] Take a Phrase Leave a Phrase

If you've ever thought dealing with the world was tough, try dealing with more than one reality. Seriously, it sucks. Just the other day, I almost forgot I was in a world where gravity applied and had to stop myself from leaving home by jumping out the window. Of course, being a Jumper has its fringe benefits. For example, I ca n't remember the last time I had to use a car to go anywhere, and I never run out of butter. Then again, I could o without the constant other dimensional intruders. For example, just last week I was making a sandwich with the fine grain rye bread I had gotten from Plexonius, when a Vermelian sparbeast burst in through my kitchen portal. It took me hours to get him under control and back to Vermal. But all in all, I would n't have it any other way. Nothing beats having an easy escape from an awkward pause. Besides, I'm sure it gives the conversation new life when I disappear in a puff of smoke. That's got to be something they can talk about. 
 
 **I never should have followed that ant. If only I had known. **
