[ WP ] '' Passengers , this is n't your captain speaking . ''

`` Are there any pilots on board with experience flying a Boeing 747?'' 
 
 Several minutes passes before the speaker crackled to life again. 
 
 `` Passengers this is n't your captain speaking. Once again we need any pilot with any experience at all up here in the cockpit to help me land.'' 
 
 After several tense minutes the speaker once again spoke. 
 
 `` Passengers... If there are any pilots or any flight simulator enthusiasts I need help in 50 minutes otherwise we wo n't land safely.'' 
 
 Nervous faces glanced at each other for what may have been the last times if it werent for a final announcement. 
 
 `` After reviewing the passenger manifesto we have discovered a Dr. Mephisto Nomicom, necromancer and explorer of the shadow realms. Dr. Nomicon please report to the cockpit and briefly resurrect the captain. Thank you.'' 
 
 With a sigh and flourish of his cape he strode up the aisle and saved us all. 
 
 And that, my dear boy, is why we worship Satan. His powers saved us all.
