[ WP ] You just committed the ultimate sin . Well done .

Beneath my feet lay immaculate white marble in an endless expanse. St. Peter stood before me, waiting for a response. Behind him hovered two Sepharim, each with four faces, eight wings, & flaming swords. They gaurded a great river of light which would carry men to their own paradise. But not me. Not a second passed between me considering jumping into the river anyhow & the Sepharim grabbing their swords. They were in my mind. If Peter was as well, he was n't making it known. He still wanted an answer. 
 
 `` I thought it would taste good.'' 
 
 `` That's all you have in your defense?'' 
 
 `` In my defense, it tasted great.'' 
 
 `` You're not helping your case, son.'' 
 
 `` If it was so important to everyone here, why did n't it make it on to the new list? Mustn't've been that important.'' 
 
 `` Lo, my child. It was needed in the original Commandments & witheld from those given to Moses because of other prominent & destructive sins amongst the Chosen People in the post-Exodus climate -- -'' 
 
 `` Climate change is a bitch.'' 
 
 `` Unsatisfactory puns were outlawed here in 1837 BC. I'll advise you against it.'' 
 
 `` Facist. But if the rule was important enough to be the last of the 10 original sins, you shouldn't've removed it. I never killed anyone or adultered because those were Commandments. My acts & faith should redeem me despite this one action, as they do with all my other transgressions.'' 
 
 `` Normally your faith alone would be enough, were yours not the ultimate sin.'' 
 
 `` It ai n't that bad.'' 
 
 `` It's wrong.'' 
 
 `` I've done worse.'' 
 
 `` Technically, no, you have n't.'' 
 
 `` I reckon I have.'' 
 
 `` By divine edict, you can not.'' 
 
 `` Recount my sins. I have.'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` Let me in.'' 
 
 `` No.'' 
 
 `` I do n't see what the problem is.'' 
 
 `` You boiled a baby goat in its mother's milk.'' 
 
 `` Yep. Good stuff. I had a nicely spiced stout to wash it down.'' 
 
 `` You're going to Hell.''
