[ WP ] Your decision not to buy a chewing gum at the grocery store causes a series of events that lead to global economic collapse .

I saw the Food4Less sale - closing down, everything had to go. They marked everything down by an astonishing 99 %. 
 
 As I took all the valuable food and rushed to the counter - there was a gum on sale for only $ 0.01. 
 
 My cart was full - and since I was exporting my goods to Singapore, I could have been arrested for bringing it. I decided not to buy that gum, as it had an extremely low resell value anyways. 
 
 The man behind me had other intentions, and snatched the one-cent gum as soon as he could reach it. 
 
 I slowly watched him as I was unloading my cart - he snatched it into his mouth as soon as possible. 
 
 Turns out - he was allergic to that flavor. 
 
 His face was as purple as an eggplant - I rushed to call 911 to tell them a man across the street has a terrible allergy to a gum, and was on the verge of dying in front of my eyes. 
 
 The ambulance came - I received their permission to come inside, and the man was told he was going to die - his allergic reaction was so severe that his liver ceased to exist. He had one last hope - an experimental bowl of medicine. 
 
 The doctors knew nothing about this medicine, except that it was able to slightly stop extreme allergies. The man was desperate - and asked to try it out. 
 
 Even the ambulance driver came and looked. 
 
 The man seemingly was fine after taking the medicine. It was almost as if he was fully alive. 
 
 Then, the ambulance crashed - as a result of the driver looking over the patient. 
 
 Fire was smothering the ambulance - experimental acid leaked over and through the man - surgical knives fell and attacked him, as I desperately tried to escape. 
 
 The man was smothered in acid, and knives flew all over him - yet he was perfectly fine. 
 
 I knew it - _everyone_ knew it - the medicine had made the man immortal. 
 
 News stations were covering it everywhere - how this magical medicine made people immortal. Nothing could make them die, nor injured. 
 
 The engineers were smarter than that - they spiked the price of the medicine to $ 2,000,000 for one teaspoon. Of course, they made payments available in one way - `` cash only.'' 
 
 People were desperate to become immortal - stealing from banks, selling all of their stocks - blowing investment and investment for this seemingly magical drink. 
 
 The stock market crashed - the medical industry booming, and everything else plummeting to their death. Billionaire after billionaires filed for bankruptcy - their investments no longer mattered. 
 
 I knew that money was becoming completely concentrated to the engineers behind the medicine - until one night, where the manager decided to take a sip of wine. 
 
 As I peeped through the window, I knew the manager became drunk - completely insane, and overnight, I saw him throw all the money they had into their fireplace. 
 
 Because I decided to skip over that gum - I had doomed the economy forever. 
 
 

