[ WP ] You are a dark , brooding 90s style anti hero . But much to your annoyance , the setting , other characters , and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show .

I see my calling card lit up in the sky. It surprises me every time with the consequences my actions have on the city. I suit up in my dark suit and black mask. My sidekick steps beside me, wearing a bright yellow and neon green suit. It burns my eyes. 
 
 He makes his a broodish comment, `` Holy Gripes, Marauder. We have n't had a call in quite a while. This is going to be swell.'' I backhand him. 
 
 `` Get a hold of yourself, man... and HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO GET A NEW SUIT! We need to be inconspicious!'' I yell at him. 
 
 `` But Marauder this suit is new.'' 
 
 `` You know what... just forget it.'' 
 
 We arrived at the scene of the crime. My arch-nemesis was waiting for me. 
 
 `` Welcome, Marau-'' he starts, but I shoot him in the face. 
 
 `` Holy Bageebus, Marauder. Why would you do that?!'' my sidekick proclaims. 
 
 `` We're done here.'' I respond. 
 
 `` But Marau-'' I turn my head and look at him. 
 
 `` I'll shoot you, too, if you say anything else.'' 
 
 `` Okay, Mr. Marau-'' I shot him in the face. Sadly, those nuts at city hall will give me a replacement next week.
