[ WP ] The absolute worst opening line to a novel you can come up with .

Unfortunately, I think all of our efforts are drowned by that black hole of horror, *My Immortal: * 
 
 > Hi my name is Ebony Dark ’ ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair ( that ’ s how I got my name ) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee ( AN: if u don ’ t know who she is get da hell out of here! ). 
 
 Take heart in knowing that, no matter how bad your writing may be, it will never be worse than this. 
 
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