[ WP ] Write a letter to your thirteen-year-old self

Is this 2011? If it is, read this very carefully. If it's not, still read it. 
 
 I am you from 2016 and I have so many things for you to say. If you do n't listen, you might ruin your life in the next few years. I'm currently trying to fix all the shit you caused to my mental health and I'm thinking what to do with my social life that you have destroyed without even letting me give a little try at it. You are pathetic little cunt who will never get anywhere. You're lucky the me from 2015 got it together and started doing something about her life which she never had because of you and your earlier versions, such as 2004 or 2006. 
 
 No matter how difficult, do what I say if you want to live. 
 
 Delete your facebook. You got it only for the games anyway and trust me, after Fruit Ninja nothing good enough will come out so delete it. It's not worth your time. 
 
 Do not ever watch anime. You know what Dragon Ball Z is? Utter shit. Every other anime is shit as well. When your sister starts going to school, do n't even think about watching TV. In fact, stop watching TV altogether. There's nothing interesting on it. 
 
 You need human interaction. Talk to them. No matter how stupid the topic seems, listen to the conversation and butt in whenever you can. You are not above them. You're just a stupid 13 year old fake emo wannabe, which makes you even lower than your classmates. 
 
 What I want you to do is to at least try to study. I know it's very easy now, but you'll realize in 2014 that you are a complete fucking retard. Now in the spring of 2016 I have to work my ass off to get acceptable results. It's not that easy now. 
 
 Go ahead, try to kill yourself, I do n't care, I probably created another timeline with this letter so it will probably not affect me. You will never make a mark in this world so why not finish it now. Then again, if you kill yourself now, you wo n't get this letter from 2016 so you wo n't realize you're just a waste of space at this moment so you wo n't kill yourself and I'll just keep cleaning up the shit you've done to me. 
 
 By the way, you're gay. But do n't get too attached to this one girl you'll transform in the next 2 years. Just when you'd start understanding your feelings to her, she'll get a boyfriend. If you either follow my instructions or kill yourself, you wo n't realize what a terrible person you could be.
