[ WP ] Write a story beginning with : `` Are you buying that or what ? ''

`` Are you buying that or what?'' The woman with the thundervoice was so close that i could smell her. Cheap perfume, cigar smoke and sweat. The fat lady had crawled all the way over the counter across the store and than built herself up to a towering and smoking volcano of anger behind me. A nervous twitch that had his origin somwhere under her left eye spread itself in waves all over her meaty face and made the cigar quake in the corner of her mouth. I backed up as far as i could to escape her sweat that now started to dribble from her forehead right on my shoes. The ceiling fan above her head did n't make it any better because it blew all the air from her smelly body directly under my nose. My whole body yelled at my brain to get the fuck out of there. But i had n't paid yet. My survival instinct forced my shaking hand to put the box of condoms back on the shelf. I forced a smile on my face. My saliva screamed in agony as i pryed my lips apart to reveal my teeth. `` No. Have a nice day.'' 
 
 If you like it and want to use it - go ahead. I hope it's not too long, though.
