[ WP ] A struggling scientist has just discovered what the male nipple actually does and believes this is his key to the big league .

James reversed the video at half speed. You could n't miss it. No one could deny what was happening; he'd solved the mystery. Most scientists were sure it was because the fetus developed nipples before the other genitalia but, they were so very wrong. If that were the case, men's nipples would n't be able to do this. 
 
 James paused it, the researcher on tape was holding the patient's nipple with a pair of pliers at a forty-five degree angle and the patient was smiling. The pressure on the nipple seemed to throw the body into some sort of cryogenic sleep if held for a half hour. The man's heartrate dropped, his temperature plummeted and he turned a slight tint of blue. Now he was primed for this outcome with a nice ice bath with his nipple twisted for a few days before but- this was superb. James could preserve human life without any additional technology than they had had in the eighteenth century! 
 
 He could see the grants flowing in now. The NIH and DOD would triple his funding, he'd have a yacht- hell, he might be up for the Nobel in a decade or two passed and the current backlog died out or earned the medal. Who knew you could condition men to freeze themselves with just a twist of the nipple and an ice bath? James knew, that's who.
