[ WP ] You know the random driver in every action movie where the hero jumps in and orders to `` follow that car ! '' . Yup , that 's you . Every single time you 're trying to get anywhere .

I laugh about it often although I'm forced to hide it when someone is in the car. I have to say though, I've become fantastic at pretending to be scared. I should probably have an Oscar, no... not probably, definitely... I should definitely get an Oscar... hrmm, anyway where was I? 
 
 They always jump in the nearby cab, I do n't get it, what makes cabs a better option if you are going to force the driver to go? Its ridiculous when you look at it in hindsight. James Bond has been in my car 3 times.... 3 times! Within 2 years as well and he still did n't recognise me. And do n't get me started on Superman, I get that hes usually suffering from Kryptonite poisoning when hes with me but he is basically a god and he still does n't realise. 
 
 I think the closest I was to being caught was Ethan Hunt, he never recognised me when was with the IMF but once he became a contract killer, under that ridiculous name... what was it again? Ahh that's right, Vincent! We actually spent a few hours together - god knows why he forced me to come along - he almost recognised. 
 
 What they do n't seem to realise is they NEVER catch the villain when I drive them, admittedly they always seem to get them in the end, but one day. One day the villain will take the world, and then I'll rise up. 
 
 You know what? When that happens I'll TAKE an Oscar, actually no, I'm going to rename them in honour of myself, I'll take my very first Satan.
