[ EU ] The Joker unveils his latest evil plot ; providing the population of Gotham city with affordable healthcare .

`` I got the cameras ready Mistah J!'' 
 
 `` Good girl, HA! Roll em''' 
 
 Gotham's network goes dim for a moment and begins to count down. 5. The Jokers face flashes between numbers. 4. His signature laugh echoes... `` Ha ha haaaa...'' 3. 2... 
 
 `` Joker here. And boy do I have a surprise for you Gotham! HA Ha HA!'' 
 
 The camera pans right to show an occupied hospital bed. The Joker strolls to the patient. A bald man struggles at the bands around his wrists, his eyes wide with fear. 
 
 `` Please... Please I do n't know what you want! I have cancer for god's sake.'' 
 
 The clown bends down to the man's ear and whispers in a low growl, `` shut up you. you're ruining the show..'' 
 
 As the Joker straightens he nimbly slaps a strip of duct tape over the man's mouth. 
 
 `` I'm here to offer Gotham the chance of a lifetime! Hoo hoo! And boy is it a doozy! Take it away Harley!'' 
 
 Harley Quinn tumbles into the scene with a perfume bottle in hand. 
 `` Gee Mistah J... You sure? I mean, the guy's got cancer...'' The Joker scowls at his mistress. 
 
 `` Eh hem..'' She clears her throat. `` PRESENTING: Joker Brand Health Care!'' She holds the bottle to the patient's face and squeezes the bobble. The patient is doused in a fine green mist. 
 
 `` My brand of Health Care is guaranteed to put a SMILE on your face! Ah HaHaHa! HAHA Ha!'' 
 
 The bald man cringes and writhes. Harley timidly scoots away from the man. 
 
 `` Cancer can be a SUCH a depressing affliction, but so can the common cold! With Joker Brand Health Care, you'll never cough again! AHHHH HaHAHaHAHAHA! You can find my product coursing through every major hospital's ventilation system! AND IT'S ALL FREE! HA HA HA Haaaaa!'' 
 
 The patient stops moving. Jokers gloved hand rips the tape from the man's mouth to reveal a grin. A signature Joker grin. The man's eyes are wide and dead. 
 
 `` This one sure is n't thinking about HIS ailments anymore! Ha ha ha ha ha..... AHHHH Ha Ha Ha HA HA''
