[ WP ] Demons and Angels when reaching puberty , are assigned a human to torment/protect till their death . This is your first human , however you are hearing rumors from the veterans that this human is on his sixth demon/angel and no one knows what happened to the last five .

`` Why me? Why do I always get the worst thing possible?'' 
 
 In first grade I had to sit beside Beelzy who constantly farted and burped because his demonic parents fed him Hellfire Chili every other day since he was three weeks old and able to stomach it without bursting into flames. In 5th grade I was assigned to do a science project with another Angel who was a strong believer in magic and since God created everything, including science, she believed that science is formable and interchangable if your belief is strong enough. I wanted to prove that humans wo n't find a solution to their string theory because they're looking at the completely wrong dimension of thing, but no - she had us make a presentation of the physics needed to make Harry Potter work. Harry motherfuckin' Potter. I've never been able to completely live out of this disaster as the other demons and angels in class continuesly harrassed me over it and my new nickname was'Potty'. 
 
 And now that I've finished school and finally thought I'd got through the worst part and finally got some freedom from the tormentors of my youth, I'm getting an assignment classified as'Level 6'. Level 6 means'Extremely High Risk Assignment'. Level 6 means there is an actual existential threat. Level 6 basically means: `` You're fucked!''. 
 
 `` Podrick, this assignment is of highest importantance and you're not only there to do the standard protector duty but also to find out how and where the previous five assignees were able to disappear. It's of utmost importance that you stay in contact with the headquarters and give daily reports. Do not question the subject directly about the five missing Angels. Do not engage in physical interaction with the subject without permission from headquarters. Stay as passive as possible, while protecting the subject, observe and report. Thank you.'' 
 
 The voice message by my supervisor was ringing in my head as I've listened to it at least five times the last hour. In front of me was the dossier of my target. **Donald Trump, presidential candidate. ** 

