[ WP ] the rapture , the seven years , and the final battle have all come to pass . Now is time for final judgement.all people are to be judged equally ... except redditors who are judged by what they browsed and what subreddits they were subscribed to .

`` According to this,'' said God. The Almighty. Brahman. Whatever you want to call it. Whatever created this universe. `` You were a frequent user of Reddit, correct?'' 
 
 `` Y-yes,'' I whispered. It became a boom in the Hall of Judgement. So you had meteors falling out of the sky, a serpent chewing at millions of people, and all the water turned into blood... and God was apparently concerned about my social media life. 
 
 `` We are judging people based on what online communities they were in. After all, what people do with the screen of anonymity of the internet is a FAR better judge than their actions in life... what was your account called, my child?'' God extended a hand. `` We're going to judge you fairly, worry not.'' 
 
 `` Uh...'' I did n't want to say it, not in front of God himself. After all, how could I possibly say to the creator of the universe that his beloved creation and dubbed himself asslickersupreme? 
 
 And, almost as if my mere thought of the name had given it to him, God nodded slowly, closing his titanic eyes, all one million of them. He sighed. 
 
 `` /r/gonewild... fairly normal, I do n't hold that against you, my child... uh... /r/coontown. Thank Me someone had the sense to get rid of that thing... /r/BurningKids? /r/BeatingWomen? I... I do n't know what to say...'' 
 
 *Shit. Shit shit shit shit shit... * 
 
 `` Other than that you followed much of what I laid out thousands of years ago. In fact, you're one of the few who have. Come to me, my child. You are a true follower, and one of the saved.'' 
 
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 Honestly I could n't think of much on the spot for this one. I rarely write anything but what first pops into my mind for these prompts. Sorry, this is really far from my best work. 
 
 I have a subreddit for my writing, called /r/enterriso
