[ WP ] The person sitting closest to you ( or if you 're alone , the last person you saw ) suddenly touches your shoulder and reveals a major , life-changing secret .

Stirring in his bed unable to sleep SixGunGorilla flips to his right side only to be terrified a hand touching his shoulder. Low and behold it is his coworker Colton. 
 
 `` Colton what are you doing here?'' Shouted SixGunGorilla 
 
 `` Dude I can teleport!'' 
 
 SixGunGorilla takes a moment to process what colton just revealed 
 `` Yeah but why into my bed?'' 
 
 `` I think I can only teleport to the people I last saw, thankfully there was no traffic or hobos on my way home or I would have had an awkward night'' 
 
 `` So this does n't seem awkward. You know... Being in my bed?'' 
 
 `` Yeah why are you sleeping in the nude?'' 
 
 `` No that's not the point, why do it at all if this is what happens? `` 
 
 `` I think that you are missing the point right now. And that is that people can teleport ( well at least me for that matter ) is n't this a major life changing secret? `` 
 
 `` I guess but why would I need to know this? And it's not that great of a power if you can only teleport to that last person you saw'' 
 
 `` I guess thats true but you might have powers too'' 
 
 `` Like what power?'' 
 
 `` I'm not sure but I could use a ride home'' 
 
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