You discover your superpower as you 're being attacked . What happens next ? [ WP ]

I was browsing reddit, in my college cafeteria. My morning scone was overcooked, as usual. Scrolling through some nsfw posts I look over my shoulder only to be punched in the mouth by a rather brutish looking ruffian in the stereotypical `` southern auto mechanic'' outfit, with one major difference, he had a cape on. He continued peppering me with blows until I felt myself beginning to pass out. With one last burst of strength I punched back. But instead of a curled mass of fingers hitting this man, a flail of sorts hit him. This flail was rather unconventionally shaped... and to my discomfort I realized it resembled a dildo. Upon closer inspection I realized that my hand had indeed morphed into a large, dense, dildo. `` Did you just hit me with a dildo?'' he asked, seemingly insulted. `` I... I guess, yeah'' I stammered, unsure of what was happening. `` Awww man that shit's weird man'' he replied. He got up, and walked away, his face flushed. I looked back at my hand, and was relieved to see that the phallus had turned back into my familiar hand, complete with five normal fingers. `` Well....stranger things have happened'' i thought to myself, and just like that got back to browsing the internet.
