[ WP ] Humans have the fastest reflexes in the galaxy .

`` So... you... are... the... fastest... species... on... your... planet?'' asked the snail like alien. 
 
 `` Correct,'' answered the astronaut-researcher, `` ever since we developped spaceflight we've been looking for a species that can keep up with us. That's why I came to your planet.'' 
 
 `` And... your... conclusion?'' 
 
 `` My data will be transmitted to the Human Council. I must go now.'' 
 
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 In his spaceship the astroresearcher logged his recent findings. 
 
 *Planet inhabited by species @ pace -2. No need to destroy. * 
 
 
 The astroresearcher closed the log and browsed his archive for cat gifs. In tge loneliness of space he wondered whether eradicating them had been worth the covetted title of species with fastest reflexes. 
 

