[ WP ] Humans have perfected the person/computer interface , allowing you to download skills and knowledge instead of going through traditional schooling . Lacking the necessary funds , you decide to bootleg the skill you 've been wanting .

I am a professional hacker. I've been able to bring down all child porn websites, end Hilary Clinton's campaigns, and make Toontown Rewritten a functional game. But some guy has mastered'downloading' knowledge into our brains and it's **very** expensive. Since I'm a white hat hacker and do n't steal money, and I do n't get much, I decided to just do some hackery and download the knowledge I want myself. 
 
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 I lay down on my table, which is actually just the kitchen counter. My computer is next to me. I start the pirated installation process for mastering personal finance. I think to myself, `` After this I wo n't have to worry about bootlegging my knowledge.'' The computer tells me to put on the headphones and clip the education jacks to my thighs, two each. I do that and the installation process starts. 
 
 My body relaxes. I see words and pictures flashing through my head. After a few seconds of hallucinating money, everything goes black. I see white text which at first I ca n't comprehend, but then I'm able to read it. It says, 
 
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 **Installation failed. Specify backup. ** 
 
 **ERROR: Ca n't find reasonable backup. Now searching for earlier backups ( this may be dangerous ) ** 
 
 * 6/29/16 - Got Prison Architect 
 * 1/1/14 - Banned from Club Penguin 
 * 7/16/02 - Born 
 
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 I'm thinking in my head, `` Oh that's just great. I guess I'll go for the latest one possible.'' I feel knowledge and memories rushing out my head. Feelings start flooding into my heart, like my hatred for my foster mom. The excitement for my 13th birthday. I suddenly forgot how to hack like I have been. I'm reliving my life from June 29, 2016. This time, I'll learn how to use my money wisely by myself.
