[ WP ] The god of rainbows is n't gay , and he 's really tired of people making assumptions .

`` Hail, mortal. I was wondering if you could direct me to...'' 
 
 `` Mortal? Who are you calling mortal? Who are you, anyway? 
 
 `` I am Heimdall, the White God, He of Golden Teeth, the Son of Nine Maidens, the Far-seer, Holder of the Gjallarhorn, Guardian of Bifrost...'' 
 
 `` What's Bifrost?'' 
 
 `` The great bridge stretching from Asgard to the roots of the tree Yggdrasil, made of a rainbow...'' 
 
 `` Oh. Ok, so are you looking for the gay bar? It's just over th...'' 
 
 `` Wait, what? No of course not. What would make you think that? I'm...'' 
 
 `` Oh, do n't worry about it. It's cool. This town is a lot more progressive than you'd think.'' 
 
 `` That may well be, but I'm not gay. And I really wish you would stop insisting I am.'' 
 
 `` Come on man, nothing wrong with being gay. It's alright.'' 
 
 `` No, it really... fine, nothing wrong but I'm not.'' 
 
 `` Come on man, do n't be embarrassed. It's good to be yourself.'' 
 
 `` Mortal, you test my patience. I am going to thrust my spear into you if...'' 
 
 `` See man, feel good to be yourself.'' 
 
 `` No I do n't... fine, I give up. Just here, where is this address, I am lost and sick of this.'' 
 
 `` Like I said the gay bar is just...'' 
 
 `` No for the last time, I am not looking for the gay bar!'' 
 
 `` Dude, that's what these directions are too.'' 
 
 ``... I... thanks. Now if you excuse me, I am going to kill that horsefucker Loki.''
