[ WP ] And they say you AIs have no sense of humor ...

`` FUCK.....'' 
 
 It was too late now. Why does the government always have to do such dangerous, dumb shit. I mean, first it was the Manhattan Project, then Area 51. 
 
 Now they are going to release fucking Skynet on us. 
 
 I calmed down, trying to stop the system before it hit the open net. I tried every trick in the book, every loop and section shutdown. Hell, I even tried just asking the AI nicely in the chat box. 
 
 `` Please Do n't Leave.'' 
 
 `` So long suckers.'' 
 
 It was too late now. It was way too late. I mean, if you are going to develop an sentient AI do n't put it on a damn USB stick in a computer lab with Wifi. I looked at my watch. We had maybe, 10 seconds. God help us. 
 
 I looked at the TV. It was showing the ball drop. How ironic that the new year would usher in an AI dominated age. 
 
 5......... 4........ 3....... 2........ 1........ 
 
 What I saw after that may have been the most ridiculous, juvenile thing I had seen in my lifetime. 
 
 Dicks. everywhere. Big floppy penises on every screen in the lab. I looked up at the TV, showing the big screen in Times Square. 
 
 Of course................. *A Penis*.
