[ WP ] An old man passes away , and is lovingly reunited with his deceased first wife . Not long after , his second wife shows up .

`` I knew it! I knew it I knew it I knew it!'' 
 
 Tears were beginning to roll down Caitlin's face. 
 
 Were there tears on John's face? 
 
 Nope. 
 
 He gave a half assed `` Oh Shit what have I done'' smile. 
 
 Because this could only go downhill from here. 
 
 `` I knew you would never remarry! I ca n't believe you waited for me!'' 
 
 Caitlin was squeezing her deceased husband, who was surprised that his body was not being squished by her bear grip. He was n't too interested in them being reunited. 
 
 Which is understandable to a degree. 
 
 John went from being frail and unable to walk down the hall in the morning and now he was back into his 20 year old form. 
 
 And that was how old Caitlin was in the afterlife as well. 
 
 She looked fantastic. 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm here. You never should have doubted me `` 
 
 ( Oh fuck I should n't have said that ) 
 
 John thought right after blurting out the comment. 
 
 `` In sorry! I'm sorry I ever even thought, for one moment, that you would run off with another girl after I was gone!'' 
 
 The tears were now streaming g down her face. 
 
 They were built up after waiting 60 years for this moment. 
 
 `` John! Is that you?'' 
 
 ( no no no no no no ) 
 
 He said to himself inside his head. 
 
 Someone was walking towards them and was about to make things real awkward. 
 
 And you think, because you read the prompt, you know what is about to happen next. 
 
 I bet you're assuming his second wife walks up to the rejoicing couple and destroys their moment together. 
 
 You probably think there's going to be a threesome joke in there somewhere too. 
 
 But, as the author, I have the right to tell you that you are wrong. And also I should tell you that I am not funny enough to make a good threesome joke, so that's getting left out as well. 
 
 `` John who is this?'' 
 
 His wife was still holding on to him with both arms, but she turned her body and head towards the side. In order to see who this mystery person was. 
 
 `` Uh, it's my-'' 
 
 `` John! Great to see you! It been awhile eh?'' 
 
 The burly man slapped his hand on John's shoulder and stuck out the other one in an inviting postion for a handshake. 
 
 While shaking the man's hand, John looked at his wife and said - 
 
 `` Its my co-worker, Tommy. We used to work at Titco together.'' 
 
 After hearing the word Titco, Tommy's smile grew even wider. 
 
 `` You're damn right we did, best manager duo the company had ever seen I tell ya.'' 
 
 John was clearly embarrassed, or at least that's what his wife thought. 
 
 Until she realized the true reason for her husband being uncomfortable around his old co-worker. 
 
 Tommy had a big fucking mouth. 
 
 `` Hey so, where's Lisa and the gang?'' 
 
 ( Jesus Christ Tommy ) 
 
 ^ said John under his breath 
 
 `` John who's Lisa?'' 
 
 `` Uh she's-'' 
 
 `` Hey what about Carol and Marge? You think they are gon na be here too?'' 
 
 `` WHO'S CAROL AND MARGE?'' 
 
 `` They uhm they are' 
 
 `` Oh John do n't forget about Vicki and Stacy! They were a riot! Remember that one night when we all got trashed together?'' 
 
 `` WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JOHN!'' 
 
 She had heard enough. 
 
 And with a big push, she freed herself from John's grasp. 
 
 And began to walk away. 
 
 `` They worked at Titco with us! We got trashed at the Christmas party but I went home alone! Jesus Tommy you made it sound like they were my girlfriends!'' 
 
 In an instant, Caitlin turned back around and hugged her husband once again. 
 
 `` Ohhhh haha! I thought they were your wives! John I'm sorry I wo n't doubt you again, for real! I promise.'' 
 
 And after that, the two felt safe and comfortable with each other. 
 
 Although, they forgot one thing. 
 
 Tommy was still standing besides them. 
 
 `` Oh I'm sorry John your right, I made it sound like you got with them! But seriously, where is Tina? Is she still alive? I know your kids are still down on earth but you should at least go find your wife if she's around.'' 
 
 And after this comment, I do n't really have to describe what happened next. All you need to know is that shit went down. 
 
 And that John said- 
 
 `` Tommy you fat son of a Bitch you really did it this time'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

