[ WP ] A person with a high school education gets sent back into the 1600s and tries to explain science and technology to the people .

`` Witch!'' 
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 Okay so here i am running from a mob of angry Europeans convinced i was a witch. All i did was try to explain the internet. But i'm getting ahead of myself. Let's jump back two hours ago to when i was not running for my life. 
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 I throw up. Apparently eating before time travel is not a great idea. Without cash in hand, and nothing but the clothes on my back I'm off. The year 1604 and I, a simple 17 year old, am ready to take on the world. I figure with my knowledge of the future i can make some serious cash in the past. I 
 I had heard of this man named Johny hopkins who might me able to help me. According to the history books he was about to make the biggest business deal of his life, and i was about to stop him. 
 
 Apon entering his business i noted the overbearing musk, a scent hard to shake away. I hear voices coming from the back, i walk through the door with strength in my stride. 
 `` Stop right there mr Hopkins'' 
 I notice he is about to sign the deal. 
 `` And who are you?'' He exclaims. 
 `` I am about to save you quite a bit of money, you see, i am from the future, i know how the stock market will play out, and i intended to make you my business partner.'' 
 I had practiced that line at least twenty times before arriving in the past. Unfortunately, the plan did not go as expected. 
 `` Which!'' 
 Yes, apparently telling someone who is living in the heat of the which hunt, that you are from the future, is not a great idea. 
 With that, i was off running. With a mob behind me i did not stop, pitchforks and fire make for a good stimulant.
