[ WP ] You 're level 99 , dozens of levels ahead of everyone else . You need 1 XP to reach level 100 , but nothing gives XP anymore ...

'Just one more XP! One more XP!' he screamed as he racked his brain thinking of anything he could do to gain that last little bit of experience, that final point that would take him to Level 100. He was already at the very top of the leaderboard, he had poured his blood, sweat, Dorito's and Red Bull into this opus maximum, his claim to glory. His friends has long since abandoned him, his girlfriend, in tears nearly ruined his keyboard as she stormed out with her bags, even his body pillow refused to hug him at night. But it was worth it. Below him, many leagues of progress below, the noobs, the power gamers, the so called'1337', stood baying at his heels. But he since ascended soaring to the very peaks of triumph. 
 
 But still, one last XP, one single point, was all that stood between him and victory. But he could n't find it. He had completed everything. He had crafted every item, he killed every boss, he had played every class, he had done every escort mission, done every fetch quest, every deliver quest, every combo quest, every kill quest, every MacGuffin, every hidden secret, every dungeon, every temple. He had even raided the secret whore-dungeon of Ish-Keshthia, a glitched dungeon known only to him and the developers, so many times that they just ran in terror when they saw him approach. Every thing done, but the achievements. 
 
 There was one last achievement, shrouded in mystery, worth a solitary XP point. All the other achievements had long since been completed, there was nothing else for him to do. A single achievement. He saw it when he fell asleep at night, it mocked him when he closed his eyes, all he could see was the void, the emptiness of it. It drew him closer, whispering secrets and promises of glory. To no avail. 
 
 As the months dragged on, the pile of unwashed dishes filling up his kitchen, he still could not complete the achievement. Get that one last XP. Others started to catch up, they gained on him slowly, but still, in his hedonistic throne of BO and despair. And he did the one thing he could, he gave up. Closed his laptop and went about his life. 
 
 It was many years later when he returned to the game, still sitting at his throne at 99. His now wife and mother of his children wanted to see where he came from, his lowest achievement, his moment of greatest debauchery. She wanted to learn how to play, to understand him. So he booted up the game, created a new save, guided her through the tutorial, and upon completion, a single achievement, worth 1XP popped up at the bottom'Tutorial Complete''
