[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

Shit. I've really done it this time. I knew I should've brought the weed instead. My nephew Tyrone was sitting on the floor drooling and shit probably tripping balls by now but he has n't said anything yet. His parents was n't going to be home in a couple of days so at least I've got some time to clean the mess up. 
 
 `` Uncle Ree?'' said the little man. 
 
 `` Yea whaddup neff you good? ``, I said, trying not to act freaked out. 
 
 `` I....I think I understand'', he said, pupils as big as the moon and face slobbered up. 
 
 `` Whatchu talking bout man haha. For real you good?'' I said, thinking that the worst was about to come. 
 
 `` EVERYTHING. LIFE. TREES. ANIMALS. WE'RE ALL MADE OF...... LOOVE.'' 
 
 Jesus fucking christ did n't realise he was watching that discovery channel shit while I was pacing around trying to think of ways to handle this bullshit. It's been three hours now and his peak was just about to come up. 
 
 `` I. DONT. MATTER. NONE OF US DO. WE ALL TRYNAA LIVE BUT WE TRYNAA... BLAAAGHH'', said Tyrone, before slowly taking off his shirt. Now this motherfucker having an ego-death. Fuck this shit now I got ta deal with this nonsense. 
 
 `` Hey man you doin' great just uhh... just lay down for a while lem me play that spongebob you like so much huh how bout that.'' I said to him, although I know that shit's just about to start getting fucked up.
