[ CW ] A alphabet book about any topic . ( i.e . A is for ... B is for ... Z is for ... )

**The Apathetic Redditor Alphabet Book** 
 
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 A is for Apathy, who the fuck cares? 
 
 B is for Boredom that leads to despair 
 
 C is for Content, originally hosted 
 
 D is for Dammit, already reposted 
 
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 E is for Edit, a comment post-gilding 
 
 F is for Faggot, go jump off a building 
 
 G is for Gold, often unearned 
 
 H is for Haha, rekt, burned 
 
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 I is for Imgur, pics and gifs we consume 
 
 J is for Jeff... Goldblum 
 
 K is for Kayak? This letter is tough 
 
 L is for Logout, I do n't do enough 
 
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 M is for Mods, ruining this site 
 
 N is for No one putting up a fight 
 
 O is for fallacious Oversimplification 
 
 P is for Procrastination
