[ WP ] You call to order pizza , but unknowingly call a hit man

`` Hello, Pizza Place - how may I take your order?'' 
 
 I was sitting alone in my armchair surrounded by empty noodle cartons yet somehow I was still hungry. `` Yeah, I'd uh like a pepperoni pizza with anchovies.'' 
 
 `` What size, sir?'' The voice on the other end seemed a little bit apprehensive, which I thought was a bit weird, but my stomach was making angry noises. `` Yeah a 12 inch please.'' 
 
 The voice on the other end suddenly changed, and the nasally female voice was replaced with a softly-spoken male baritone. `` You've selected from our rather'premium' menu, shall I say?'' 
 
 `` Uh sure'' I said, not really knowing what he was getting on about. 
 
 `` And this'Pepperoni', does he have a name?'' asked the voice. 
 
 `` Huh?'' 
 
 `` No name, no problem. I will need a photo however.'' 
 
 A photo? What was this guy going on about? `` I... I ca n't give you a photo...'' I said slowly. The man on the other end said nothing, but I heard him sighing deeply in contemplation. 
 
 `` Very well'' he finally said, `` Give me the address, and I will perform my service indiscriminantly. I expect to be compensated for the extra collateral, however.'' 
 
 `` Compensation? Buddy, you only get a tip if you process my order fast - clear?'' I needed to put my foot down with this guy, he was getting way too greedy to demand a tip up front. 
 
 `` Trust me sir, my service will be silent and expedient.'' In the background I heard what could only be the sound of a pizza cutter being clicked into place. 
 
 `` Good'' I said, and then gave him my address.
