[ WP ] Peter Pan is a serial killer who uses pixie dust to cause little children to jump off windows in the hopes of being able to fly .

The little boy leaped off the sill so gayly that even Peter had to step back in breathless awe and murmur to himself: 
 
 `` Damn, that's gay.'' 
 
 And then gravity reached up like a running back, caught the boy around his plump little gay body, and slammed him into the pavement like a completed touchdown. 
 
 He wakes up. He's sitting up in bed. He's screaming. 
 
 His Dad rushes in and tries to suffocate him with the pillow. `` Shut up! Shut up! I'm trying to sleep, damnit!'' 
 
 His mom manhandles his Dad off him and throws him out the room. Then she spends the next few minutes soothing him until he's well enough to tell her about the dream. 
 
 `` That's impossible dear,'' she cooes over his sobs. `` Peter Pan died years ago. Slipped right off the edge of the window sill and broke his neck.'' She pats his head and kisses his forehead. `` I'll take you to see the grave site, right after school. It's not too far from here. Sweet dreams, my dear.'' 

