[ WP ] Everyone on Earth has a superpower . Some people have incredible abilities , but most have very mundane powers , you included . Tell us about being a convenience store worker when someone tries to rob your store .

It was the middle of the week, the graveyard shift, and snow was falling outside. It was bound to be a slow night. I sat at the register looking at the latest magazine, reading an article about which celebrity couple was on the verge of breaking up. Then I heard the bell on the door ring, like it always does when a customer enters or exits the store. I looked up, and a tall, heavyset man, with panty hose covering his face walked in. He looked stiff, and awkward as he walked toward the cash register. It looked as if he did not know how to behave. Like he was trying to be tough, but did n't know how. So, it was going to be an interesting night after all. 
 
 `` Open the cash register, now!'' Panty hose man demanded with zero confidence. 
 
 `` You could at least say please,'' I replied as I closed my magazine. 
 
 He looked a little surprised at my remark, but anger quickly took over his expression. He lifted the panty hose enough to reveal his mouth, which looked scruffy and unshaven, and revealed yellowed teeth. He puckered his lips. I was seriously grossed out, as I noticed the huge mole with a few hairs sticking out just above his upper lip. I thought he was going in for a kiss, but instead he began to blow air. This guy had some serious halitosis! The pressure of the air became stronger, as if he had a leaf blower packed in there! I felt sick as the smell of his breath filled my nostrils and entered my lungs. I gagged, but quickly recooperated as the air died down. 
 
 `` Unless you want me to blow you harder, I suggest you open the cash register!'' He demanded again with a straight face. 
 
 I could not help but chuckle as he spoke that last sentence. I mean come on blow me harder!? This guy had to be kidding. 
 
 `` Quit laughing, Bitch, and do what I say! Or I swear I will blow you to the moon!'' He could not understand why I began to laugh harder and louder. I just could n't stop. It was such a serious situatuon, but I could not contain my laughter! Panty hose man looked pissed as shit, but soon my laugh turned into a high pitch and continued to get louder and louder. His face turned from anger to annoyance and soon to pain. He covered his ears, but that did nothing to help block the sound of my shrill laughter. He tried to pucker his lips once again, but the sound of my laughter was too much for him. 
 
 `` Blow me, Bitch!'' I managed to get out as the laughter continued, louder and louder until his ears started to bleed. Although, I missed out on most events that brought laughter into my life, in this moment having the power of uncontrollable laughter had its perks.
