[ WP ] Two serial killers stumble upon each other while hiking . Both find the other to be the perfect next victim .

The frayed rope was starting to make me itch, but I knew that I could n't move. I start to feel weak from the hunger, `` Come on girl you've gone hours longer than this.'' Whoa was that a stick cracking? I better play dead now. 
 
 `` H-hey, a-are you okay?'' `` H-hello?'' `` Hey this knife is so I can help you to get you down. Okay?'' `` The blood is from a coyote that attacked me earlier, but I got away.'' `` Damn it, sorry I wo n't slip anymore, I promise, this is my first time seeing an already dead body.'' `` But you're different maybe we can be friends.'' 
 
 Ha, this lady is crazy, but no matter, her body will be swinging on my fan with the other two bodies. I wonder if they're still alive. 
 
 `` Okay, it might hurt when you fall down, sorry.'' `` Do n't worry though, I'll make sure to clean you up real good.'' `` Now you wait here and do n't move while I go get a friend of mine. He's just on the other side of this bend.'' 
 
 Ok, this is my chance to get her. Maybe I'll wait for her friend that way I can replace the weird guy who's starting to smell up the room. Oh there she i... wait is she dragging a dead man? 
 
 `` Hey sorry for taking so long, but this guy is heavier than I thought, and he does n't feel like walking now.'' `` But maybe you'll want to walk so I do n't have to drag you both.'' `` hey wait a minute did you just move?'' `` You were n't supposed to move'' 
 
 `` YES I MOVED, you stupid crazy lady, but since your'friend here is already dead I'll have to take just you.'' `` Now I'm going to pick up this rock and only knock you unconscious.'' Damn this rock is heavier than I thought. 
 
 `` Um, no I think you got it wrong, I'm going to pick up this big stick and kill you with it.'' `` And do n't bother screaming since there is n't anyone around for miles and miles.'' 
 
 This lady must be stupid to try to kill me, I've been doing this for almost two years, `` Hey, you know what, I was going to be nice to you, but since you threatened me, I'm going to knock you unconscious, then I'm going to drag you to my house, and I'm going to hang a knife next to you on the fan. The knife will stab into you every time I turn on the fan, and it will come out when I turn off the fan.'' Damn this is such a good idea, I'll start doing this from now on. 
 
 `` Oh yeah, you're going to have to hit me first, but as you can see my stick is bigger than your rock, I do n't know how you plan on knocking me out but I can assure you that I will kill before you can even get close.'' 
 
 Damn it she's right `` Fine, look you've already got a friend and since he looks kind of heavy, why do n't I help you get him to your car and then we go our separate ways, okay?'' 
 
 `` What so then you can kill me while loading the body into my car'' I do n't think so.'' 
 
 Damn it this lady is smarter than I thought `` No I promise I wo n't kill you while loading up your car, In fact I have a better chance of being killed by you.'' This stupid lady better just let me'help her' before I get mad. 
 
 `` Fine, you help me and I wo n't kill you, but you need to promise not to follow my car to my house.'' 
 
 `` Okay, I wo n't follow your car.'' Now can you put the stick down and I'll take his legs while you take his arms and we'll lift him up.'' 
 
 `` Okay. We have to go back the way I came in because it's shorter than going around the whole loop.'' 
 
 `` Okay, let's just go.'' Wow does this lady think I'm stupid or something? I'll show her who's the dumb one really is. 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 2 hours later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Okay my car is the silver mini van.'' 
 
 `` Well obviously that's your car, it's the only one here besides my car.'' Wow this lady is stupider than I thought, maybe she is why we have the'dumb blonde' stereotype. Oh well I'll help her and then I'm going to just leave and kill two people tomorrow. 
 
 `` Hey we need to set him down so I can get my car keys.'' 
 
 `` Okay, I think you can load up his body on your own, so I'm going to leave now. Bye'' Finally I can be gone of this crazy stupid lady. 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 3 days later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 I think I'll go out for dinner tonight but where? Red Lobster sounds good. Yeah and with what money? Oh fine How about... IN-N-OUT! Ugh, fine. 
 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 30 minutes later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Hi, welcome to `` In-N-Out. What can I get you?'' 
 
 `` Hi, yes can I have a cheeseburger and a strawberry shake please.'' 
 
 `` Okay for here or..'' 
 
 `` Wait, Are n't you the girl from the trail'' 
 
 Oh what luck, there's the stupid lady. `` Hey, I think you've got the wrong person.'' 
 
 `` No no I'm pretty sure you're the one form the trail three days ago, you helped with that'thing', remember?'' 
 
 Damn it she know who I am `` Oh yeah I remember you. Let me order some food and then we'll talk, okay?'' Damn it why'd I say that? 
 
 `` Okay'' 
 
 `` Okay, sorry about that, I met her a couple of days ago. Anyway, this is for here.'' 
 
 `` It's all good. And your total is going to be... five dollars and sixty-seven cents. okay out of six dollars, your change is 33 cents, Your order number is 28. Thank you.'' 
 
 `` Okay thanks'' 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 10 minutes later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Order number 28 please 28.'' 
 
 `` Oh hey that's me, I'll be back.'' `` I'm number 28. Ketchup or mustard? No thanks. Thank you.'' Dang this smells so good. 
 
 `` Okay, as I was saying, after you left I got into my car with my friend and we went home and had a tea party. Any then we watched a movie and he started to get frisky, we went upstairs to my room, and he said he wanted to take a bath, so we took a bath together. He was AMAZING in the bathtub, and then in bed he was even better. I think I left him out of breath even.'' 
 
 Whoa this lady is terrifying and crazy `` Well sounds like you had a good time. I went home all alone, took a bath alone, and went to bed alone. But the next day I made two friends and we all three had a great time in bed, although they were both a little soft, but it's okay I still had a great time.'' I think I'm starting to like this lady `` Hey maybe you want to go out on the trail with me and we can make a couple of friends and have a party at my house.'' 
 
 `` That would be awesome. How about tomorrow?'' 
 
 `` Tomorrow sounds great, what time do you want to go out?'' 
 
 `` How about at 9 in the morning?'' 
 
 `` Sure sounds good.'' Ha, we're going to have a good time alright. `` Okay well I'm done with my food, and I have to go to a meeting for work, but I'll see you tomorrow.'' 
 
 `` Okay, bye.'' 
 
 We are going to have an awesome party I think I'll need to get some supplies though. Home depot here I come. 
 
 -- -- -- -- -25 minutes later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Is this all you want.'' 
 
 `` Hi yes this is all.'' I wonder if he's even a little suspicious of all the rope and the little shovel? 
 
 `` Okay great, your total is eleven fifty.'' 
 
 `` Okay here's twelve and keep the change.'' 
 
 `` Oh, wow, thank you, have a great day.'' 
 
 `` Alright, thank you.'' I bet he is suspicious but he just did n't want to say anything. 
 
 -- -- -- -- - The next morning at 9 in the morning -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Hey friend how's it going?'' I wonder if she got supplies too, maybe I should ask. Nah that would be rude. 
 
 `` Hey, did you go out and buy supplies? Because I did if you did n't.'' 
 
 Wow maybe she does n't know how to be polite `` Oh, wow yeah I bought some rope and a shovel.'' Why did I even buy a shovel She probably already has one. 
 
 `` Okay great. It thought about a shovel but I figured you might already have one.'' 
 
 Oh wow, how does she get rid of her bodies then? `` Oh, um okay, good thing I bought one then. Shall we get this party started then?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, let's go.'' 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 6 hours and two male bodies later -- -- -- -- - 
 
 `` Hey, how about we put the bodies in your car since you've got a bigger car. And you follow my car to my house, okay?'' 
 
 `` Okay, sounds good to me.'' 
 
 Okay now's my chance to get back at her, but how? Hmm maybe if I speed she will go over too, and then when I see a police officer I'll slow down and hopefully she wo n't. Okay there's a police officer I better slow down. 
 
 `` WEEOOW, WEEOOW, WEEOOW'' `` PLEASE PULL OVER NOW!'' `` I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN, PULL OVER NOW!'' 
 
 Oh good, he caught her. `` Goodbye you stupid, annoying, crazy lady. This trail is only for me to kill people on.''
