[ WP ] You have died and gone to hell , but it 's not what you expect . You wake up naked in a field with nothing but trees around you ... it turns out that hell is an early access survival game .

My vision darkened as my senses grew numb. 
 This is it, I thought to myself. 
 37 short years had culminated into this moment. 
 I got what I deserved, however. 
 There truly was no place on Earth for me. 
 
 Mere seconds later I awoke in a lush green field, the sun shining brightly, my 
 body blanketed in shadows cast by the surrounding pine trees. 
 
 Several deer were drinking from a nearby stream, the soothing sound of the flowing water calming my rapidly beating heart. 
 
 I've never been much of a religious person, but I was certain that I had just died several moments ago; after all, it would n't make sense to get poisoned and then wake up naked in some field in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. 
 
 Unless I was somehow rescued and the doctors had a strange sense of humour. 
 
 In the distance loomed a massive wooden tower and I could faintly see a man clad in what appeared to be metal armor surveying the area with binoculars. 
 Surely, they'd be able to explain what was going on and where I was. 
 
 After a trek of what appeared to be several hours, I finally reached the tower and approached the front door. 
 Unlike the rest of the tower, the door seemed to be made of stone. 
 It had a metal keypad on it. 
 
 I took a deep breath before knocking on the door, as the only thing I was wearing was a small loincloth that I found halfway through my walk here, and I felt embarrassed. 
 I knocked a couple of times. 
 
 `` BROUGHT WOOD?'' a male voice yelled from the other side of the door. 
 I felt my loincloth slip to my ankles. 
 `` Sort of..'' I replied, quickly raising my loincloth and strapping it on tighter. 
 
 The door flung open, and I could barely step back before it would've hit me in the face. 
 
 `` WHERE'S THE WOOD?'' the armor clad man exclaimed. 
 `` Must you yell?'' I replied. 
 `` YOU'RE NOT JIM,'' said the man. 
 `` Accurate observation,'' I told him. 
 
 The man took what appeared to be an assault rifle from his back and pointed it at me. 
 I ran for dear life, doubting this man could be reasoned with. 
 The sound of several loud gunshots rolled through the valley. 
 
 My vision darkened as my senses grew numb. 
 
 Mere seconds later I awoke in a lush green field, the sun shining brightly, my 
 body blanketed in shadows cast by the surrounding pine trees. 
 
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 This is my first attempt at a WP, and english is n't my native language so I hope I did well. 

