[ WP ] there are 30 people , chosen at random , who are suddenly the only people on earth . You are one of them .

Paul: `` Fuck.'' 
 
 Paul quickly ducks behind a plant. 
 
 Larry: `` What?'' 
 
 Paul: `` Just my luck.'' 
 
 Larry: `` What?!'' 
 
 Paul: `` That's my ex-wife over there!'' 
 
 Paul points to a women walking frantically across the street. 
 
 Larry: `` Your ex-wife?!'' 
 
 Paul: `` Yeah! How is this even possible? She *hates* me. She once told me that if she ever saw me again she'd rip my balls off and feed them to the dog. Apparently I was always too busy to feed the dog, and she thought that would be a good compromise.'' 
 
 Larry: ( laughing ) `` Come on Paul, this is bigger than your last marriage.'' 
 
 Paul: `` Last? No way, I've been married three times. She was my first. They all hate me.'' 
 
 Larry: ( still laughing ) `` Jesus, you're shit at relationships eh?'' 
 
 Paul: `` Whatever Larry, this is n't about that. Can we focus on how out of 7 billion people, my ex-wife ends up here?'' 
 
 Larry, visibly confused, stands motionless examining Paul's defeated body language. Paul is rocking back and forth, slouched over with his head in his arms, mumbling incoherently to himself. 
 
 Larry: `` What do you say we grab a drink? Seeing as the world is our oyster now, we might as well enjoy it. Let's head over to'Almanac'. I could never get into that place before, but now those pretentious pricks ca n't reject me, can they?'' 
 
 They walk over to the Almanac. Upon arriving, Paul notices another women standing nearby. 
 
 Paul: ( confused ) `` What the fuck?'' 
 
 Larry: `` What now?'' 
 
 Paul: `` That's my second wife over there!!'' 
 
 Larry: ( laughing ) `` Come on man, you're crazy. There's no way.'' 
 
 Paul: `` Seriously, that's her. No question. She *hates* me. She once told me that the happiest day of her life was when she realized she never had to see me naked again. She sent me a card for my birthday a couple years after our divorce and signed it'You were always funny, but I guess that's easy when your life's a joke.' Come on, we need to get out of here before she notices us.'' 
 
 Larry: ( laughing but understanding ) `` Okay okay okay. I guess we could go to The Box, those bastards never let me in either.'' 
 
 The two walk away and arrive at the Box shortly after. 
 
 Paul: ( stunned ) `` Oh Come on, no no no no no non ononononononnnonon'' 
 
 Larry: `` Let me guess.'' 
 
 Paul: `` You know it!!! That's my god-damn third wife!'' 
 
 Larry: `` What the hell Larry, you're screwing with me. There's no way out of 7 billion people, 3 of the 30 chosen ones are your ex-wives.'' 
 
 Paul: `` How do you think I feel? That's her though, no question. She *hates* me. After our divorce she sent my father a letter telling him that his sperm were defective.'' 
 
 Larry stands there completely stunned and confused. 
 
 Larry: `` What's her name?'' 
 
 Paul: `` Chrissy'' 
 
 Larry: ( yelling ) `` CHRISSY! CHRISSY!!!'' 
 
 Paul: ( stunned and frantic ) `` What the hell are you doing?!'' 
 
 Larry: `` This is all too much, I need to see what's going on. CHRISSY!'' 
 
 Chrissy notices Larry and she walks over to them with a smile on her face. Paul does his best to fake a polite smile. 
 
 Paul: `` Chrissy! How the hell are you?'' 
 
 Chrissy does n't answer his question. Instead she stands there, still smiling. Paul is visibly confused and Chrissy's stoic demeanor is making him visibly uncomfortable. After a couple minutes of uneasy tension, Paul caves and asks: 
 
 Paul: ( looking flustered ) `` Why are smiling?'' 
 
 Chrissy's smile turns into a diabolical laugh, and finally says: 
 
 Chrissy: `` Welcome to hell Paul.'' 
 
 
 ( This is clearly a rough first draft. It's late, so I'll leave this here as a simple nugget. You get the idea. )
