[ WP ] Your wife gets the mecha in the divorce

`` Elena, we can work this out...'' 
 
 `` Oh, *now, * you want to work this out? Now that your precious little robot is on the line?'' 
 
 `` Uh, one, it's called a Model X-39 Black Kaze Type Mecha, and, two, that... that's not the reason at all...'' 
 
 `` You did n't even care when I handed you the divorce papers! You just kind of mumbled and went back to repairing the robot!'' 
 
 `` Again, it's a mecha, woman, and I was maintaining its fusion drive! If I did n't, it would have gone and leveled the entire city block!'' 
 
 `` You were painting flowers on it!'' 
 
 `` That... that was secondary... Sheila has to look pretty, after all...'' 
 
 `` Who the fuck is Sheila?'' 
 
 `` The... you know... mecha.'' 
 
 `` Wow. Holy shit. Do you know who fucking sad it is that I would have preferred it to be another woman and not your fucking robot again? You really named it?'' 
 
 `` A lot of people do it with theirs.'' 
 
 `` When's our anniversary?'' 
 
 `` Eh?'' 
 
 `` What day were we married?'' 
 
 `` Uh... February the 30th...?'' 
 
 `` What's the top speed of a Model X-39 Black Kaze?'' 
 
 `` Are we talking orbital, flying, or land based?'' 
 
 `` We're done here.'' 
 
 `` Wait! Sheila! Do n't go!
