[ WP ] A man notices that a single fly has been hanging around his chair for the past 3 days . As he leans in closer to get a good look at it , he notices a tiny microchip embedded in its back .

Being an average male born in the early 80's, with his typical slightly unkempt hair and face stubble, having watched endless amounts of MTV and secretly CIA funded Saturday morning cartoons during the vital years of his frontal lobe development, now overpowered with their subliminal influence and forever scarred by the force-fed marketing and advertisement of pop culture,... The small crusty mustard stain near the collar of his shirt sits casually still unnoticed from his lunch. He does the only thing his logic allows him to respond with,... Crouched now closer to the fly and squinting at it from the confines of his cubical..... He checks over his left shoulder, and then his right....... He ponders for one moment who might be on the otherside of such a modified, and highly sophisticated technical achievement of man, before exposing his genitals.
