[ WP ] Your written orders are always carried out promptly by your soldiers . Unfortunately , your inability to place commas appropriately leads to the fall of your empire .

I never thought it would come to this. My own men turned against each other. Up until that point, they've followed my every word! Our empire is vast and our army was unbeatable. My every command was handled immediately and without question. 
 
 Here I sit watching my entire empire fall to pieces as everyone kills each other and their pets. It got worse, when they started eating each other! I think some sort of disease has spread across my lands. I sit here locked in my room waiting, for it to be, over. 
 
 A real shame. My last command was for them to all have a great weekend... 
 
 On the table sits my last set of orders to them.... 
 
 `` Let's get this done! You deserve it. Go enjoy cooking dogs and each other this weekend.''
