[ WP ] You are the best lawyer money can buy . Hitler hires you from the afterlife to negotiate with god his passage into heaven .

I reawakened, blind and confused. The last thing I remembered was walking to my car after winning yet another case. It was controversial, almost everyone hated me for being a defender, but what lawyer has n't had a complicated past? It's my job. 
 
 My vision returned slowly and so did my senses. My hands jumped up as they had been burned by the ground. My whole body jumped afterward. The ground became unbearably hot. I got on my feet, and the heat penetrated my leather shoes. I smelled like burning silk and cow hide. 
 
 I had to fully regain my vision before I could see where I was. It was a dark cave, only lit by a few fires. The air was humid and filled with smoke. `` What the hell is this?!'' I shouted. I just won a million dollar case, I should be celebrating with the press, ranking in high end clients by the boat full! 
 
 A big booming voice addresses me. `` Welcome to Hell!'' I turn around, looking for the source but see nothing. `` You wo n't find me, but I'll be a presence in your life from here on, so listen up!'' 
 
 This must be some kind of prank, I thought. `` People will notice me gone!'' I shout. `` I'm supposed to be interviewed by the press in -- -'' I look at my watch to see no numbers or arrows. Just a blank watch face. I make up a time, `` twenty minutes!'' 
 
 `` No one will expect a dead man to be anywhere but in the ground,'' the voice said. 
 
 `` Dead?'' I ask. It was definitely a prank, but no one would be this stupid. `` Good luck getting a lawyer to defend you against me!'' 
 
 `` I'll take my chances,'' the voice mocked. `` All skepticism aside I suppose you'll wan na know why you're here?'' 
 
 `` Let me guess, some crap about lawyers being evil? It's my job to defend! Everyone needs a lawyer!'' 
 
 `` Is it your job to lie? To cheat? To be an adulterer?'' 
 
 `` Basically. Plus, she cheated first!'' 
 
 `` I deal with her when her time comes,'' the voice said. `` Do you wan na know how to get out of this place?'' 
 
 `` This place ca n't be that big can it?'' I asked. 
 
 `` It's bigger than you could explore, especially in these conditions. Even if you could just walk out.'' 
 
 I started to sweat profusely in the heat. It must've been a hundred degrees in there. The voice spoke again, as I was breathless. `` You're the best lawyer money can buy. How would you like to take on some of the hardest cases known to man?'' 
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