[ WP ] Kim Jong-Un finds a genie , and the first thing he wishes is to be the wisest man in the world . What happens next ?

Mr. Kim stood as his eyes widened. He realized how terrible he was, and his father, and his grandfather. They were the most hated and feared people in the world, but were also the butt of scores of jokes, and a laughing stock of a nation. Mr. Kim retired to the corner of the cave, and began weeping. 
 
 He could n't wish for death, that's against the rules. If he wished his grandfather was n't born, then he could n't exist to find the genie, and a time travel paradox would be created. No, he could n't fix the past, but he also could n't pretend it never happened. He approached the genie, wiping tears away from his eyes. 
 
 `` I wish the people of North Korea had the strength and knowledge to rebel against the government.'' 
 
 The genie waved his hand, and the countryside began to rumble with the calls of revolution. Kim peaked outside the cave, as the countryside was rampant with fires and makeshift weaponry. 
 
 `` You know,'' began the genie, `` They're going to gut you like a pig.'' 
 
 `` No they wo n't.'' 
 
 `` How do you figure?'' 
 
 Mr. Kim tented his fingers. `` Although I have realized my crimes, intelligence is no indicator of morality. Is n't that right?'' 
 
 `` I do n't care about morality, I'm a genie. People always ask for immoral things!'' 
 
 `` I figured. So, I wish I was an emaciated Korean woman.'' 
 
 The genie looked defeated, but waved his hand towards the evil dictator. 
 
 `` What are you going to do now?'' The genie curiously asked. 
 
 `` I'm going to take revenge on those who convinced me I was benevolent.'' 
 
 With that, the world's most insane dictator left the cave into the fiery meadows below, and joined a mob of angry, starving folks, heading for Pyongyang.
