[ WP ] At birth , everyone is randomly assigned one law they can break for the rest of their life . You are given ... .. loitering .

As a teenager I was always one of the kids who would stand outside the mall for hours. This might seem like a relatively common pass time to you for a teenager in the 80's, but while everyone else would get shooed away by the owners, threats of calling the police getting rid of the more stubborn of loiterers, I would stay. Not because I was a rebel, not because I was trying to act cool for anyone, it's just that I was allowed to. 
 
 For my entire life I have been allowed to loiter as much as I want, my best friend is allowed as many offenses of battery as he wants and his wife is luckily a masochist that is allowed to abuse drugs, but I'm the only person I know that is allowed the freedom to stand around anywhere I want to without consequences. No one can tell me to get off of their property and, as far as I'm concerned, all property is my property to an extent. 
 
 I make my living by loitering in the doorways of secured places, places like banks or prisons, and letting other people in and out. Legal robbers will pay me to let them into stores and banks and illegal robbers will pay me to let them out of prison. The job can get dark sometimes, like that time that a legal rapist paid me to let them into a house, but it pays well and life is short with legal murderers out there.
