[ WP ] Murder victims can now be brought back to life temporarily for 24 hours to testify in court . You 've now been falsely accused by the dead person whom you 've hated

`` And that's when he stabbed me over and over, shot me in the head twice, burned me and then gutted me with a spoon.'' The court was aghast as they saw the grisly pictures from Jim's murder. He himself sat in the witness stand, flesh a dark, crispy red with a clean hole through his stomach. In the pictures, the walls were covered in blood, guts and gore splattered all across Jim's garage. 
 
 `` And the identity of the killer was...?'' started Jim's lawyer. 
 
 `` It was him! Him! It was all him! He's wanted to kill me since the day he moved in, and now this! I want him to feel the pain I did!'' 
 
 `` Order! Order!'' Shouts the judge, while Jim's neighbor, Henry looks on in surprise. Henry's defendant threw his head back at the outburst, tossing his pen in the air. 
 
 `` Woooo!'' he cried out as Henry cupped his head, the lawyer spinning in his chair. 
 
 `` But I did n't do it, Jim! I was in Miami! There are PICTURES OF ME! IN MIAMI, JIM!'' 
 
 `` HE DENIES IT!'' Jim cried, `` He was there, I saw him, he charged me, he was the one who hit me with that vent cover and knocked me out! HE is the one who shoved the Hot Wheels down my colon!'' 
 
 `` Jim, they literally grabbed me from Miami for this, come on Ji-'' 
 
 `` ORDER!'' The judge cries yet again, slamming his gavel judiciously. Henry sat silently as Jim, or at least his corpse ( resurrected for the trial ) fumed. 
 
 `` I rest my case,'' Jim's lawyer answered smugly, spinning around dramatically and slipping back into his chair. He winked at Henry, and whispered, `` I'm Yuri Loierson, and I've never let a murderer get away. Goodbye, Mr. Henry.'' 
 
 `` But I'm inn-'' 
 
 `` The court has decided!'' The judge shouted again, `` and I find Henry Neihbserski guilty! He is to be executed one month from today, and other scary things!'' 
 
 `` But- I'm innocent!'' 
 
 `` THIS IS WHAT YOU GET HENRY!'' Jim cried out, `` THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. You thought you could just borrow my screwdriver and not return it... before murdering me! You thought you could! Now you're the one going away!'' 
 
 `` Wait... Jim! I returned your screwdriver! Jim, you just lost it! Jim! You're going to kill me over a screw-'' 
 
 `` And justice is served!'' Jim's lawyer shouted, slamming his briefcase shut with a smile. 
 
 `` Lies! Lies! Take him away!'' The officers quickly grabbed Henry as he and Jim shouted. 
 
 `` Jim! You need to find the actual murderer, you know who he is! Jim! Jim! Jiiiiiimmmmmmm...''
