[ WP ] Describe yourself the way you would a character in a story . Tell us how we would perceive you based on your features , from the way you walk to the features of your face .

He was a rather flabby. Not so much as to be dangerous ( yet ), though definitely enough to warrant a little less time lying down at his laptop's glow. His farmer's tan was ludicrous, it did n't come up often as he usually wore a t-shirt in jeans, but on the occasion he wore shorts he blinded people for city blocks. But that's just basic stuff, the face is a little more interesting. 
 
 He always has just the slightest smile, nothing to suggest he's having the best day of his life, but enough to make you think he's up to something. Speaking of which, he's liable to burst into laughter from no cause. This would be simple enough, but his laugh tends to range from witch's cackle to villainous bellow, but almost always quite loud. 
 
 He constantly walks and acts like he's performing, exaggerated and showing expressions that he probably thinks look cool, in reality it's just creepy. But when's he's not staggering out of people's way and complaining about how there are so many people in the hallway, he's always slightly hunched, not so much as to stand out, but not so little as to seem cocky. 
 
 Though he puts on a sarcastic exterior, actually no. He's just intensely snarky. At the core of all of the false bravado and frequent claims of superpowers ( ranging from teleporting two inches in any direction to immortality ) there is a mildly sensitive interior. He's been on the brink of tears a lot lately, regardless of anything actually triggering much feeling, he feels his eyes start to sting quite often, sometimes with no particularly strong emotions behind it. 
 
 But the real indicator of this odd specimen? The friends that he keeps. 
 
 There's his best friend, able to match him smartass-comment for smartass-comment. While they insult each other quite frequently ( and yes, feelings get hurt now and again ) they have each others' backs. 
 
 Then there's another fellow, a huge nerd, home schooled and ( so the one we're speaking of insists ) Mormon. 
 
 The others are mostly ones that can either a ) take abuse, b ) dish out whatever they get or c ) just happen to be people he sits by and talks to. 
 
 Then there's the random strangers that he has a habit of talking to, especially in places he does n't call home. Californian beach bums? Sure. British art students? Why not? Southern ladies whom he bums fries off of? Of course!
