[ WP ] You gather the dragons balls ands summon the eternal dragon . Except there 's a catch , instead of shenron you summon Isaac Newton , and for every wish there 's an equal and an opposite reaction .

`` Rise, Eternal Dragon, and hear the wish of he who summons you!'' 
 
 Waves of countless pinpricks of white light begin to dance away from the gathered Dragonballs. From the horizon, dark clouds roll in, blanketing the clear night sky and blotting out even the light of the moon. You feel the hair on the back of your neck rising. You glance about uneasily. 
 
 A bolt of lightning from the heavens rends the darkened sky. You scream as it strikes the Dragonballs, rebounding off them into a pillar of golden light, a rippling conduit between the heavens and the earth. The light narrows to an undulating, almost snakelike form. 
 
 The pillar of light narrows further, allowing you to perceive the limbs of none other than Sir Isaac Newton, crested with lightning. There his arm, there his scale-tipped back, and there his black shoes with silver buckles, appear from the burst of magic. He grows outward from the narrow pillar, wider and wider. His face also emerges from the blur, clean-shaven chin raised haughtily to the heavens and and blood-red eyes glowing. His mouth opens, revealing rows of pointed teeth surely bigger than your arm, and from the throat that once uttered the words `` If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the shoulders of giants,'' comes a long, guttural moan. 
 
 You can not disguise your quaking now as you gaze, openmouthed and trembling, at the specter of the highly influential physicist, astronomer, mathematician, philosopher, alchemist and theologian. Sir Isaac Newton growls once more at the jet-black sky, `` Gurrrrrrr...'' as you begin to wonder whether your wish will be granted. You begin to wonder whether you will even survive, or if your sky-high dreams will, like the apocryphal apple, plummet to earth in a demonstration of the inevitability of gravity... and hubris. 
 
 Join us next time, on Dragonball N: Featuring Sir Isaac Newton as the Eternal Dragon.
