[ WP ] Elon Musk is actually a disguised alien who bet his friend that he could bring Earth to `` Technology Level 10 '' in one human lifetime .

It all started with a bet. 
 
 A bet that led to the last thing Elon ever expected. 
 
 At first, it was a stupid bet that hardly meant anything. Well besides credibility, triumph, truth, and evidence that his was the greatest mind the universe would ever see. 
 
 During a gassy afternoon on Uranus, Thognock told Elon he could n't accelerate the growth of human technology from level five to ten in a human lifespan. It was over a few glasses of space brew, the type that really got Elon going, and by going I meant thinking. And to insult Elon's thinking is too... is too... really insult him badly. 
 
 Plus, what was a hundred years to a young martian anyway? It's about as meaningful as taking a piss on Neptune. 
 
 With that, Elon Musk the genius and solar panel enthusiast was born. 
 
 At first, the humans seemed as dim-witted as Elon expected. They polluted the planet, did things that were n't in their races best interest, and ate copious amounts of bad tasting food simply because it had a big M on it. 
 
 But he noticed something interesting about their species. Despite their intelligence and general approach to life. The humans had a special fueling mechanism, a fuel that even his own race had n't been able to harness. 
 
 Like a bottle filled with pressure, humans would explode with emotion when put under dire stress. Only this emotion, instead of being to their detriment, was the most powerful resource Elon had observed. 
 
 It allowed them to expend ridiculous amounts of energy on specific tasks. It helped them to persevere through feats far beyond their natural capabilities. Even his own species could n't extend their bodies beyond nature, it was logically impossible. 
 
 So he made contact with his home planet in order to share this news. 
 
 `` Thognock, Thognock!'' Elon said into the space reciever. 
 
 `` Finally giving up?'' Thognock asked. Elon could feel his smirk through the receiver piece. 
 
 `` No, it's something far more important than that. We have to move the colony to Earth, I've made an outrageous discovery.'' 
 
 `` A new flavour of space brew?'' 
 
 `` Even more important,'' Elon said. 
 
 And with that, he went on to explain the capabilities of the humans. Thognock and Elon came up with a plan to study them, while at the same time, to transport the entire colony -which was no easy feat. As their current methods of transportation ran the risk of creating a warp in the universe itself. 
 
 Elon and Thognock both agreed that they needed to find out more, both about the humans and bridging the gap from Earth to their planet. They decided that the best way to go about this was by working from Earth and back up to the colonies home planet. 
 
 And thus, SpaceX was born. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

