[ EU ] A `` Scooby-Doo '' story told from the perspective of a crook who decides to dress as a monster for a criminal scheme , and actually thinks it 's a good idea .

`` For ten years, these kids kept fucking around in the old amusement park and getting hurt. Living next to the park I dealt with it every time. Kids would sneak into the park and drink all night, and naturally start climbing on shit and fall and hurt themselves. Two years ago, one even died there, but no one ever did anything about it. The police put up signs, but they never actually watched over the park. So kids kept coming, kept getting hurt... 
 
 But then last year I got this idea. Maybe if it was haunted. I had a little history in costume design, so I made myself a costume. The park had closed when an actor died, his character was this `` futuristic'' robot, so I based my costume on that. 
 
 The kids turned out to scare pretty easily; scaring a drunk teen is pretty fun too. It took a matter of weeks to for word of the haunting to get around. I was out every night, easy for a retiree to do. I still had to scare a few kids out every week, but there were far less than before. Even the ones that did come in were less likely to get drunk, they just wanted to try to solve the haunting. It actually was quite fun. 
 
 So that was how I spent the last year: keeping kids out, none of them getting hurt anymore. That was until a few days ago. These damned kids bent on solving the case came in with their dog. I tried to scare them, but they were stubborn. They managed to trick me at the end of the night and caught me. Two of them celebrated by eating the old food in the snack shack, which would be why the dog had its stomach pumped, and that kid is in the hospital with food poisoning. Idiots. 
 
 So yeah, I *was* haunting the amusement park, but for good reason. All until those meddling kids found me out. 
 
 Now tell me, do you have *any* reason to keep me here.'' 
 
 `` I guess not'' 
 
 `` Then will you let me leave this police station and go home. Maybe even do your job, too. Put up better fencing and have an officer check the park at night...'' 
 
 `` I think we can do that...'' 
 
 `` Thank you officer, now I am going home.''
