[ wp ] The deadliest mercenary , spy , assassin , and hitman in the world play truth or dare

`` Before you enter, drop the daggers in your sleeves. Do n't want an incident here, now do we?'' 
 
 These four people had an annual get together. They would do something, sometimes a movie, other times just talk, and today was Truth Or Dare. 
 
 Karl Trudenheit, the Mercenary, and only person who reveals their actual name, was usually the host, because the others could fin him easily. As such, he also set rules on what weapons were allowed in. He knew he could n't ban every weapon, because they would not even come out of fear of not being able to protect themselves. 
 
 The Spy was the one who found them. He is the absolute best at information, and disguises. The others ca n't even guess his nationality, as he regularly changes accent around them to hide whatever his natural one is. From British to Russian, Japanese and South African, he speaks as if he lives there his whole life. He goes by many names from many countries, so the others just call him Spy. 
 
 Assassin was the quietest killer, and quietest talker. He was n't anywhere nearly as skillful as the Spy in linguistics, in fact if he had to talk at all on a mission, he's failed. Where Assassin shined was stealth. A fly's hover would overpower the sound of his footsteps, and with a breath so silent, even an elephant could n't hear it. Assassin goes by Rivert Droe, however it's obvious that's not his real name. 
 
 Last but not least, the Hitman was the most effective killer. Although for safety he prefers a silent approach, if necessary he can throw that out the window to kill his target. No waiting to learn daily patterns, just waiting for bullets to land. Hitman currently goes by Fuldom Serlo, but changes if his name gets into police hands. 
 
 Hitman asked the Merc, `` So what do we do this year?'' 
 
 The Merc responded simply, `` Truth Or Dare. I know it sounds kinda cheesy, but given all our histories, it should be fun, or at least interesting.'' 
 
 The Spy seemed a bit worried, but did n't speak up. Assassin looked somewhat neutral, but they were ready to play. 
 
 `` Since I brought the game, I'll spin first.'' 
 
 Mercs bottle spun on to Hitman. `` Truth or Dare?'' 
 
 Almost instantly, the Hitman said `` Truth.'' 
 
 `` Strangest kill?'' 
 
 `` I had a target who was right below the captain of a cruise liner. I wait under his bed until he went to sleep, and follow my instructions. They were as follows: Without waking the person, remove all their clothing. Place the given adult diaper, rabbit ears and bomb suit on him. Leave the trigger nearby, but not somewhere it would set itself off.'' 
 
 `` Well uh.. I guess.. you can spin next.'' 
 
 Hitman almost robotically moves to spin, watching and sees it land on Spy. 
 
 Before Hitman can even ask, spy says `` Dare''. 
 
 `` Take the knife Assassin has hidden in the false bottom of his shoe, and slide it as close along your throat without cutting.'' 
 
 Assassin removes his shoe, somewhat annoyed, and hands Spy the blade. 
 
 Spy slides it, and just at the end, a dot of blood appears. 
 
 Hitman chuckles, and says `` Close enough.'' 
 
 Spy's spin lands on Mercenary, and asks, `` Truth or Dare'' 
 
 Mercenary thinks for a moment, and says `` Truth''. 
 
 `` What gave you the idea to try this game?'' 
 
 Mercenary responded with a smile, happily, `` To get enough time for SWAT to surround this building, so I can get my bounty. Seems I got them extra time.''
