[ WP ] The year is 2065 . The world still reeling from nuclear fallout , a surviving veteran chronicles how a 2014 Hollywood movie taunting North Korea ignited World War 3 .

'Ok, so there were these guys, right? Their names were Seth and James. Now, they were some funny dudes alright. They made movies.' 
 
'What's a movie?' 
 
'Like, moving pictures. But they have sound too, so you can tell stories with them.' 
 
'That sounds pretty crazy'pa.' 
 
'Oh yeah, state of the art stuff. Everybody loved'em.' 
 
'Would n't it be nice we had'em today'pa? The mooovies?' 
 
'Ellis, you gon' shut the hell up boy?' 
 
'Alright, sorry pa'. 
 
'Alright. So these two guys, their names were James Franco, and Seth Rogen. Very funny people. Everybody new them, they were all over the televisions, always on the red carpet.' 
 
'Red carpet pa? Well now who's carpet's that? Why's it red?' 
 
'Well you see, they had'em carpets they rolled out when important things were goin' on.' 
 
'So you ever walk on it before?' 
 
'Yeah... sure. Couple of times.' 
 
'Well yee-haw! That's somethin' ai n't it!' 
 
'Shut up. Let me finish my story. So these two guys, they were very, very smart. They were all'bout bein' themselves, smoking the good stuff, y'know. And people listened to them! They liked them! So one day they decide they want to make this other movie about a very, very nasty guy who was in charge of another country.' 
 
'What kind of a movie?' 
 
'Bad movie. Well no, it was a good movie, but the way they showed this, uh, man in question, was not very pleasant. The guy was called Kim.' 
 
'Kim's a girl's name'pa. Do n't be stupid.' 
 
 Grandpa smacked Ellis across the face with his third arm.'Ellis, you ai n't even went to school! I went to school! I went to school after I could've stopped going to school if I wanted to!' 
 
'Ok. My bad. So what did this guy think of this movie?' 
 
'Well, he did n't like it. No... so you see this guy said he'll do some nasty things if everybody saw it. So instead of hiding the movie, these two boys, Seth and James put it on the Internet --' 
 
'What the fuck is an Internet?' 
 
 Grandpa poked his elastic finger all the way to up from in his lap into Ellis' eye. He recoiled. 
 
'Alright! Alright, I'm sorry! I just wanted to know is all!' 
 
'Goddammit I told you'bout the Internet, boy! It's like these little tubes that you could send your thoughts through! You understand? Now let me finish!' 
 
'Ok.' 
 
'So. They put it on the Internet. And well, Kim saw it. He saw it, and he told the USA that he did n't like it.' 
 
'So what did the USA do'pa?' 
 
'The USA just went on right ahead and told'lil Kimmie that he could go stick a rocket up where the Sun do n't shine and send himself off somewhere he could cry his little eyes out. Well you see, instead he sent the rocket here.' 
 
'Huh. So that's it.' 
 
'That's it.' 
 
'So what about this World War three?' 
 
'Oh yeah. These other people sent some rockets there. Then these other guys sent some rockets everywhere. It only took like two days.' 
 
'Wow.' 
 
'And so here we are.' 
 
'And so the reason you grew eight eyes, and another arm and leg is cuz' the rockets did n't work on you?' 
 
'Yeah. Something like that.' 
 
 Ellis looked up from the floor of the creaky old shack, and looked at his grandfather straight in the eyes.'Grandpa- that has got ta' be the stupidest fuckin' thing that I've ever heard in my life.' 
 
'I know Ellis. I know.'
