[ WP ] Civilization has fallen , but brave treasure hunters have heard the legend of Ft. Knox . The automated defenses , however , are still online .

... and, upon breaching the perimeter, realization set in upon the pillagers that, due to unfortunate prior planning on their part, they'd actually broken into the remnants of the US Army's Human Resources Command, whereupon they were immediately stricken with deep, irreversible, and near catatonic stupor by the bewildering array of compliance posters, regulatory-advisory pamphlets, and bits of various forms still scattered about the place. Thus ended the tale of our brave adventurers as the sun set in the west and the subtle nuances of the Americans with Disabilities Act echoed as the last thoughts flickering out in their tiny mortal brains. 

