[ wp ] An alternate world where a single , everyday object is instead a living being that fills the same function

There is a man who pours water in the alcove between the third and fourth row of cubicles. He knows everything about the company, is privy to talks of employee dissatisfaction, office romances, and even has some clue as to who will be the next to go. But do not talk to him; he will not reply. 
 
 This is, perhaps, the strangest thing about the Mason Q. Wells office building. Employees always take issue with it at the beginning, all wondering with their little office minds: is this humane? But the man does not seem miserable, only empty, and in much the same way as the office workers. He offers no assurances as to his well-being, but also makes no complaints. 
 
 Not surprisingly, employees learn not to care. One can tell who has worked at the office the longest by how little they regard the water-man. It always shifts from concern for him to concern for themselves, and then to an unpleasant sort of apathy. 
 
 Life goes on, and the water-man pours. He knows everything, but do not talk to him; he will not reply. 
 
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 Give [ this ] ( http: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=cxUuU1jwMgM ) animated short a watch if you've got the time. Very similar concept. Somewhat predictable ending, but still heart-wrenching.
