[ WP ] Due to a mistranslation , you now need a valid dragon to enter Israel

`` Sir, I do n't think...'' 
 
 `` Of course not. You have rules so you do n't have to.'' The traveler said, cutting off the protests of the gate agent. `` And the rules say I need a valid dragon if I want to check out that whole Iron Dome thing. Look, and behold!'' 
 
 He held up the piece of paper like Moses hoisting one of the tablets, and slapped it down like the counter was a golden calf. On it was a crude scribble of a dragon, with a body like a snake made of two `` S'' s and adorned with a grouping of barely consummate `` V'' s, a triangular head, a pair of `` L'' s for feet, one powerful muscular arm, and a thatch roof cottage nearby, presumably for scale and also on fire. In one corner was the stamp of a notary public, signed and dated earlier that day. 
 
 `` It's a dragon. And I got it validated and everything. So, do you want to wave me through and make me someone else's problem, or do you want to listen to me sing it's theme song until your supervisor gets here? Trogdor was a...'' 
 
 `` Get the fuck out of my area.'' 
 
 `` With gusto, madam.''
