[ WP ] You are a lawyer in God 's Court who and you must a find a way to get your newest client , Adolf Hitler , into Heaven via a loophole in the Lord 's legal system

St Peter and Daniel Webster 
 
 Hitler stood humble before Saint Peter and the Holy Court, trembling in awe. 
 
 `` Adolph Hitler, thee art condemned to the pit among the fallen and cast away from the Divine Presence for all Eternity for the crimes of mass murder, torture and suicide.'' 
 
 And as the Angel raised his hand a voice rang out `` Now hold on there'' 
 
 The man stepped forward `` Daniel Webster, Mr. Hitler's attorney if it pleases the court.'' One of the younger Angels, a few tens of millenniums old groaned, this was going to be a long one. 
 
 `` Deeds not words Mr. Webster.'' St Peter intoned. 
 
 `` Well fair spoken, Your Honor but I'll suggest that Mr. Hitler here is n't quite worthy of the hell fire most folks think.'' 
 
 St. Peter sighed `` Do n't try your famed sophistry on me, Mr Webster. It might work on Lucifer but your clever phrases and sentimental appeals hold no weight with this court.'' 
 
 `` I would n't think of it.'' Webster said `` I would however remind you that Mr. Hitler was in fact unwittingly doing the Lord's work.'' 
 
 One of the Angels turned his 6 faces on Webster, its twelve eyes flashing with terrible fire. 
 
 Webster always calm continued `` Well it occurred to me that Mr. Hitler ended up doing more good than harm. Oh certainly he was a wicked man and a fool but consider the fact that Our Lord's Chosen People now have a homeland.'' 
 
 `` Esteemed to be sure.'' St Peter said `` But not payment for mass murder of millions.'' 
 
 `` Indeed not.'' Webster replied `` But think of the world today, never before in history have nations banded together to fight hatred and genocide. Oh its certainly not perfect but I'd say its a start.'' 
 
 St Peter grunted, he was human once and sometimes those old gestures came back to him `` I'm not liking this'' 
 
 Webster, being a shark like every lawyer saw blood in he proverbial waters `` Also have you looked at Europe today, I'd argue that the Social Democracy we see there is a net benefit to man's goodness, Caesar if I may be so bold has begun the long work of rendering unto a goodly society. I'll argue that my client here is indirectly responsible for it and that if you are going to hold him responsible for indirect killings he ought to be credited for indirect helpings as well.'' 
 
 St Peter took a deep breath. `` Fine, Adolph Hitler, on account of mitigating circumstances I condemn you to purgatory till you numerous sins are paid in full.'' 
 
 The Dictator lowered his head and was gone. 
 
 St Peter Boomed `` Mr. Webster. get the HELL out of my court.'' and Daniel Webster vanished with a smile
