[ WP ] Everyone in the world is told to wish for a superpower in ten seconds . Anyone who wishes the same thing as another person will result in death for both .

*This is going to be easy* I thought. *Ten seconds to paydirt! * 
 I decided to use my time wisely, taking a massive bong rip and reviewing my foolproof superpower mental checklist. Plus it was about the amount of time I could hold this hit. 
 Is it unique? *Yes* 
 Is it specific? *Totes* 
 Is anyone else on earth going to think of this? *No fucking way brah* 
 Right, here we go! 
 *I wish to be able to turn my cat, Yolo's, poo into gold using the command `` Leprechaun nuggets, ASSEMBLE! `` * 
 **EXHALE, coughcoughcough** -blink, blink- 
 `` Shit. Was I supposed to say it out loud?''
