[ WP ] You commit a murder suicide . Suddenly your face to face with your victim in the afterlife

I ca n't believe this shit. 
 
 Why did I go to Hell for this? 
 
 Was beating this asshole to death with a scale replica of the Space Battle Ship Yamato really not okay with God? 
 
 I adjust my fedora and straighten my trench coat. The fucker I beat to death is looking at me funny. I start weaving justsu signs at him and he scampers off to a crowd of demons. They were menacing him with razor edged dildos, but my ninja skills are way intense than what they were doing to his ass. 
 
 Just then I realized. Suicide is a sin. After killing this idiot for talking shit about My Little Pony I slipped on my Apple Jack pony blanket and cracked my head. 
 
 I'm being punished for ( sort of ) killing myself. I realize that this is God's way of saying ending my life was wrong. By that reasoning my life had an inherit value of some sort or I would n't be punished. 
 
 I just realized some one out there thinks I'm worth something. I am 36 years old and this is the greatest eternity of my life.
