[ WP ] Pitch a gritty reboot for a children 's show .

I charged into the doctor's office, cut and bruised, with my arm broken, and blood trickling down my nose. 
 
 `` Jesus, Raphael! You look horrible!'' The doctor and nurse rush to my aid as I collapse on his chair. 
 
 `` Hello, doc. Hello, nurse.'' They begin to clean me up as the nurse injects me with morphine. The pain goes away nearly instantaneously. 
 
 `` Oh god, how did I get myself into this?'' She begins weeping while throwing out the syringe. I ca n't blame her. This situation has gone completely over our heads. 
 
 `` I ca n't keep this up. These wackos are too much. The chaos they've caused has nearly destroyed the place. I shudder to think if they were to be let loose on the city.'' 
 
 `` You need to continue.'' The doctor said. His German accent was difficult to discern sometimes. Especially if you had just taken a hammer to the noggin. `` If ze higher ups knew zat ve let zese beasts out of captivity, zey'd kill us all.'' 
 
 `` They do n't know that yet, Otto.'' I said through my teeth. `` Not unless you told them.'' 
 
 `` I TOLD ZEM NOSINK!'' He screams, throwing down the gauze. The nurse picks it up and starts bandaging my arm. She was always very nice to me. 
 
 `` What would happen if we all left? Just the three of us? We do n't even have to tell TP about the escaped creatures.'' 
 
 The nurse had a point, the CEO wo n't be back for another week. I had been ready to turn in my badge for a while now. This studio has done nothing for us except cut our pay and increase our hours. No job security was worth this. 
 
 `` What do you say, Doc? Want to go with the nurse and leave? These monsters will destroy the place, run off, and then it's the federal government's job to take care of them.'' 
 
 `` VE HAD A JOB. IT VAS YOU WHO LET ZE CREATURES OUT IN ZE FIRST PLACE!!!'' 
 
 I pulled out my revolver and shoved it into the doctor's face. `` TP had me guarding the creatures with a fucking net. He does n't care about us. I had to buy this piece of shit from fucking Wal-Mart. Do you think he wants them caged up? No. There's a reason he was so quick to leave for vacation so soon. He wo n't be back next week for work, he'll be back next week to collect the insurance money once those three have burned down the entire place.'' 
 
 `` How can you know zis?'' 
 
 `` I found them.'' I slammed a pile of papers on Doc's desk. The nurse started rifling through them. 
 
 `` These... These are insurance forms. Thaddeus took out a huge insurance policy for the lot!'' She started crying, collapsing onto the desk. 
 
 `` Doc, you know these beasts. You've been trying to evaluate their mental state for a while. Are they capable of anything else besides chaos?'' 
 
 The doctor thought long and hard about this. He started digging his hands into his bald head, like he was trying to pull out an answer from his brain. 
 
 `` No... Zey have no hope.'' 
 
 `` Then we have no other choice. We got ta leave this place behind. These things can conjure up practically any item from seemingly nowhere and use them to destroy anything they want. If the US Government ca n't stop them, nobody can.'' 
 
 `` So, what? We just leave?'' The nurse's makeup has run down her face. 
 
 `` That's right.'' I pack my gun away. `` Plotz has given us nothing, and asked everything in return. I say we let these creatures destroy the place before they kill us all.'' 
 
 `` So vere vill ve go?'' 
 
 `` Anywhere else but here.'' I say, straightening my tie. `` I do n't care who deals with them, but it wo n't be me anymore. Let's see if someone else can stop the Warner Brothers and the Warner Sister.''
