[ WP ] Boris Johnson was being given a tour of the new nuclear facilities on the outskirts of London , but falls into radioactive waste . He emerges with strange and spectacular powers .

“ Bloody hell! How are we going to explain this to the boss?! ” Frank said with a panicked tone to his voice. “ I think we need to explain why the security lid was off in the first place. ” Eric said with a calm voice, as he saw Boris Johnsons hand gripping on to the side of the container for dear life. 
 
 “ Shouldn ’ t we help him? ” Frank said after 5 minutes of staring at Boris, slowly trying to climb out of the container. “ I guess we should. ” Eric said “ You grab his arms, and I will try and grab his neck. ” Frank and Eric trotted closer to the container, when they heard something coming from the container. 
 
 “ I need your help bro! ” Baffled by the sound Boris made, they stopped. “ What did he just call me? ” Frank said. Eric looked at Frank in a peculiar way. “ I didn ’ t know you had a brother, Frank. Why didn ’ t you tell me sooner? ” Boris one again called from the container “ Come on! Help a bro out! ” 
 
 “ You heard your *bro* ” Eric said to Frank. “ Come on, help him. ” Eric backed off a little and left the work to Frank. 
 
 After much effort Boris was pulled out of the radioactive waste. “ Thanks a lot bro. ” Boris said to Frank. “ Are you okay Boris? ” Frank said. “ Who the *fuck* is Boris? ” He said. “ I am Brois! ” 
 
 ^^This ^^is ^^so ^^*fucking* ^^bad! ^^^^Sorry!
