[ WP ] Gravity works well for everyone and everything , except for John who just woke up on the ceiling of his apartment .

John opened his eyes, but instead of seeing the lovely face of Oscar, he was looking into the slowly spinning blades of the ceiling fan. And from this angle he could see just how much dust is on the top of the blades. John is floating on the ceiling again. He looks to the calendar on the wall. One day is circled with a big green marker. 
 
 “ Damn. Oscar? ” 
 
 Below, on the bed is Oscar. He is making the whole gravity thing look easy, laying there with his sub-atomic particles firmly planted against the bed ’ s sub-atomic particles. 
 
 “ Hey hey, Oscar! ” 
 
 Oscar once slept through a fire alarm, and waking him up in the morning is rarely easy. John takes his shirt off and drops it onto Oscar ’ s head. 
 
 “ Huuhm? ” Oscar said. 
 “ Morning, do you know what day it is? ” 
 “ What, where are -- ” 
 Oscar pulls the shirt off his face and looks up. 
 
 “ Aw man, we forgot again. ” 
 “ Yup. ” John replied, from a relaxed position near the smoke alarm. 
 “ Will you toss me my phone so I can cancel my outdoor yoga class? ”
