[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

When Justin Bieber came into the room, I was shocked and surprised. Nobody from my high school would ever have believed it. My icon, my dream, was singing to me! 
 
 That was a year ago. 
 
 Since then, I've had a string of celebrities from A to TMZ shuffle into my room to lift my spirits. If they wanted to lift my spirits, they'd get me off this damn machine and to the nearest CVS to buy ear plugs. Just yesterday, I had to beg Dave Coulier to leave. If he had brought Stamos that would be a different story, but give me a fucking break. Dave Coulier? What year is this? 
 
 So, anybody who cares to listen, I am begging you to have them stop. When I first told my mom, my dad, the doctors, that I had had enough, they thought I was being humble. Brave. The story got on the news. And more of them came. 
 
 So this is it. 
 
 They told me I ca n't be cured. They told me laughter is the best medicine. Well, I'll laugh today when I look into Bono's eyes and pull the plugs. 
 
 Who knows? It just might cure me.
