[ WP ] A crazed neurosurgeon who decides to commit suicide by dissecting their own brain

**Ben Carson**: This is the end for us, I'm afraid. 
 
 **Ben Carson's Brain**: Wait, just.. think of what you're doing. 
 
 **Ben Carson**: That's your job. 
 
 **Ben Carson's Brain**: You know what I mean, damnit! Slow down. We can talk about this. 
 
 **Ben Carson**: I'm all talked out, really. You were all I had. Only one I've trusted. And now, when I'm running for President, you make me sound like a crazy person! How could you *betray* me like that?? 
 
 **Ben Carson's Brain**: Listen, you're right. But I'm not to blame. I have a logical explanation for this. 
 
 **Ben Carson**: I'm listening.. 
 
 **Ben Carson's Brain**: It was Obamacare's fault. It's worth than slavery, ya know.. 
 
 **Ben Carson**: SILENCE! You have embarrassed me for the LAST time, Brain! Today you shall die by my hand! 
 
 * [ In one fell swoop, Ben Carson attempts to slice his Brain with his scalpel, but is thwarted by his belt buckle ] * 
 
 **Ben Carson's Belt Buckle**: See, should've used a gun. We need more guns. 

