[ WP ] In an alternate universe , two earths orbit our sun . Today we finally launch a first mission to visit our sister planet .

*'This is it'* Christian thought to himself *'This is the moment that you cross the bounds of our reality, and into that of another.'* Christian closed his eyes, drawing a deep and steady breath. In his mind he pictured all the possibilities of what he could face on the other planet. Would they be friendly? Would they speak a language that he could understand? 
 
 
 `` Christian'' called a voice, snapping him out of his daydream. `` We're ready for you on the deck.'' 
 
 
 Christian walked out of the room in which he stood, and through the doorway unto his destiny. As he entered the room, his eyes swept from left to right. There were men and woman from all corners of the globe, specialists in their field. A surly looking man with a greying pencil moustache approached Christian, extending his hand. 
 
 
 `` Christian, we are just moments away from what could be the biggest change in humankind.'' the man said, shaking Christian's hand. `` We'd like for you to know that the entire world is behind you on this.'' 
 
 
 
 `` I look forward to it sir'' replied Christian, firmly grasping the mans hand, focusing on how hard he should have his grip so that he does n't appear weak, nor should he be crushing the man's hand. 
 
 
 
 `` There are a few items of which you will be taking with you of course.'' started the man `` We're sending with you a book of our planet's cultures and virtues in hopes that should the other life-forms not speak any known language, they may interpret our imagery. With you will also be our peace policy, incase they do actually speak our language, and that they want to know the terms in which we seek from them.'' 
 
 
 
 Christian shook his head in silent acknowledgement before turning to face the now active teleportation device. It emitted a low humming noise, the frequency bouncing around the room in soft oscillating waves. 
 
 
 
 `` I'll see you on the other side I hope.'' said Christian 
 
 
 
 `` If I were on the other side, you'd be arriving here when you arrive there. In which case we will be unable to verify if you actually went anywhere at all.'' said the pencil moustache man. 
 
 
 
 `` Why's that?'' asked Christian `` Surely if I arrive here at the same time that I leave for there it would be a different me.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Yes. That would be true'' replied the man `` Except that we would n't be able to know if it were you not going anywhere at all, or you from the other planet. You would be identical, the exact same, and the situation on both sides would be inseparable, even you would n't know if it worked or not because both sides would be identical.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Shit. Are you kidding me?'' asked Christian `` So basically what you're saying is that I'll never know if this worked if their planet is an exact copy of ours?'' 
 
 
 
 `` Precisely.'' replied the man `` Now if you'll hurry up, we're about to go.'' 
 
 
 
 Christian stepped up to the teleporter, the gate to the other side rippling in front of him. His heart began to race as his mind began to torment him. *'What if I go nowhere? How will I know I went nowhere? What if I go somewhere and I still do n't know? Will my life become a lie? Shit!'* 
 
 
 
 `` In FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE...'' a voice over the intercom announced before the light in front of Christian suddenly glowed with a vast intensity, almost blinding him. 
 
 
 
 When Christian was finally able to open his eyes again, he looked around to find himself on the top of a mountain, surrounded by smoke, the ground occasionally rumbling. *'Great.'* he thought to himself *'Well at least I wo n't be confused as to what world I'm in...'*. 
 
 
 
 As his eyes scanned the night sky, he found something odd. This particular set of constellations did n't quite match what he should be seeing. There were what seemed to be more planets in the sky, and *his* planet seemed to be missing all together. 
 
 
 
 `` What the fuck is this...'' Christian muttered to himself. 
 
 
 
 Before he could do anything else however, he was approached by a man, one of whom was staring at him in what appeared to be a mixture of awe and fear. 
 
 
 
 `` Hello there.'' said Christian `` I am Christian, and am an ambassador from the planet Heaven. Do you understand what I am saying?'' 
 
 
 
 The man suddenly fell to the ground, mumbling under his breath. Suddenly he sat up and faced Christian. 
 
 
 
 `` My Lord, I do understand you, I do. What is it you wish to speak to me about?'' 
 
 
 
 Christian was confused by this response, but seeing as the man understood him, he was obligated to continue with his mission and read the man their peace agreement. 
 
 
 
 `` This here is a list of the ten requests our planet has for yours, do you understand?'' asked Christian. 
 
 
 
 `` I do.'' said the man. `` Please my Lord, please read them to me.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Number one, I am the only ambassador of our planet at the current time, and for that reason you shall attempt to speak to no other person interplanitarily bar myself...'' 
 
 
 
 `` You mean we should have no other God apart from you?'' asked the man. 
 
 
 
 `` Uh sure, why not?'' said Christian. `` Number two...''
