[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

As I heard the creak and groan of the large metal door close, I had never been happier. I had finally done it, I was able to donate all of my protective gear. Hairnets, arm guards, industrial grade turtle-necks... all of it gone. 
 
 Today was Bites People's 18th birthday and she passed her test. She completed the binding process and found her talent. 
 
 I can still remember the day we took her home from the hospital. I do n't think you'd find anything cuter than seeing a newborn who would try and bite you. Like the frog and boiling water, we did n't quite realize how precipitous the drop would be... 
 
 by 3 months, her mother had to stop breast feeding. 
 
 by 1 year, we had to limit our family seeing and holding her. 
 
 By the time our ankles had become unrecognizable, we bought the first piece of our `` collection'', a matching pair of black and white high-top Chuck Taylors...
