[ WP ] A hostile Alien race arrives at Earth , But misinterpret the U.S. flag as a 50 Star systems strong government .

Trimble stroked his flamex in confusion. He also hovered undetected above earth's orbit receiving images from across the watery dirt ball. As his task was to evaluate it for surrender and resource removal, he has been gathering intelligence for 13 veps ( 150 earth years ) resources were at peak viability and due for harvesting. Trimble grabbed the communicator to place the command... But wait. 
 
 `` Enhance image'' Trimble giggled hearing himself speak English, a language he took a liking to for sounding like the farts of his species. The image enhanced and he noticed something. A change in the planetary flag of this tiny fledgling of a cosmic presence. `` Their coalition has changed! How had I not seen it before!'' He thought. 
 
 The shapes were the same, but to Trimble, the variance of change he saw was almost indistinguishable. 50 star shapes. Earth had gone from a 13 planetary colony to a 50 planetary alliance. 
 
 `` Holy Shit!'' Trimble English cursed, as Homeworld called out from the communicator `` Doogo floogo Trimble Sim'' ( Roughly translates to remove your earth tongue Lieutenant General Trimble ) 
 
 Trimble divulged the severity of the alliance they possibly faced. Hiding the truth to lessen the feeling of personal fault is an earth trait he never understood. He told them of the ripeness of the resources and at a 13 coalition it was ready for invasion, but that the earth had just been introduced into a massive conglomerate war force the like has yet been seen. 
 
 Unfortunately `` Thunderstruck'' by AC/DC interrupted the last part of his transmission, so all Homeworld heard was a 13 planetary coalition was ripe and ready for resource removal, and then the sounds of Rock and roll. 
 
 As music on Homeworld was very different to what earth considers music, AC/DC was mistaken as solar interference and so Trimble watched as thousands of ships left the solar port. He placed call after call to abort, but only received silence as a reply. He realized this misunderstanding would surely end Homeworld's independence. 
 
 The harvest fleet, consisting of 10,000 war ships, each containing 10,000 soldiers, along with 1,000 ships for processing headed towards a planet that Trimble was convinced would either control them or destroy them, but in actuality, this watery dirt ball would soon have it's first encounter with lifeforms from beyond their stars, and it will not be pleasant.
