You hear a polite knock on the door . The closet door .

I was sitting on my bed, calmly screaming expletives at the irritating video game in front of me. I hear a light tapping from behind me. 
 
 `` Come in,'' I said, not even realizing that I was the only one home. I heard the knock again. 
 
 `` Cone in already, sheesh!'' 
 
 Once again, nobody entered my room, but instead, they knocked a third time. I looked around and saw that my bedroom door was open wide, and there was nobody outside. 
 
 The knock sounded a fourth time, and I finally realized that it was coming from my closet. 
 
 `` The hell,'' I mumbled as I walked over to my closet and threw the door open. 
 
 A man wearing a brown suit coat, black slacks and a ridiculous pink bow tie stumbled out from between my shirts. 
 
 `` Oh, hello there,'' he said in a cheerful British accent. 
 
 `` Um, hi,'' I said. I was awestruck that this man had somehow simply appeared in my closet. 
 
 `` Let's see, let's see,'' he said, pacing around my room. He swiped a finger across my desk and licked it. 
 
 `` Hmm. Judging by the taste, I'm in Fargo, North Dakota, in the United States, on Earth, and it's about....2:41 AM, September 5th, 2015?'' 
 
 My jaw dropped. 
 
 `` Yeah, that's....that's exactly right,'' I said. 
 
 `` Wonderful,'' he exclaimed, `` So I have n't lost my touch yet. Still, pretty odd that she'd send me here, of all places.'' 
 
 He turned to me and examined me with a piercing gaze that seemed to go straight into my mind. 
 
 `` You. What's your name?'' 
 
 `` Um, Russell.'' 
 
 `` Nice to meet you, Um Russell. Have you seen anything weird around here? Power outages, strange lights in the sky, anything?'' 
 
 `` Not that I know of. And it's just Russell.'' 
 
 `` Pardon?'' 
 
 `` My name. It's not'Um Russell,' it's just Russell.'' 
 
 `` Oh, of course. Just Russell. Well, Just Russell, my TARDIS sent me here for a reason, and I'm sure not going to figure it out by sitting in here and enjoying the latest electronic entertainment with you, as much fun as a diversion like that would be. I've got a town, or city, or state, or country or planet to save, and it wo n't get done from your bedroom. Pleasure to meet you though, Just Russell.'' 
 
 `` Right, yeah.'' 
 
 As he left the room, I called out to him. 
 
 `` Who are you?'' 
 
 `` I'm The Doctor.''
