[ WP ] Break up letter from a highschooler ( male ) to his girlfriend after a short relationship .

Brittany, 
 
 Look, you're really pretty and I'm sure it'll be a breeze for you to find another guy better suited for you than myself. I enjoyed making out with you during the last Madea movie, but let's face it, if you're the type of person who enjoys those movies in the first place, I'm afraid it's not gon na work. I do n't like Tyler Perry, nor do I find him relevant. Anyway, I would rather not repeat the incident that happened at my house. If you remember that, that is. The one where my mom walked into my room assuming that we were you were choking on your pizza rolls and she thought I was dry humping you from the back. I think it would be better for both of us if we just said hi in the hallways since that was the highlight of our relationship. 
 
 See you around, 
 
 Tyler
