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Journal, 
 
 I still remember the first time. 
 
 It was after Christmas, and they had given him to me. I think it was the first time that I've ever experienced something akin to happiness. I was forced to live out my deepest desires all this time in my head. **Use your imagination, Doug**. Dad always thought he could help me that way -- but I think he always knew it would end this way -- which is why he brought me this gift. 
 
 I had taken him apart and placed him in neat, little bags, which I tried to dispose of in some trash cans a few blocks down. That was the first time that Skeeter found me -- but he did n't find me out. `` What are you doing in the trash, Doug?'' 
 
 `` Well -- I wanted to make some music. I've got this beat in my head, and I just got ta bang it out.'' I picked up a metal rod on the ground near the refuse and struck the lid of the can. Again, and again, I crafted a rhythmic beat. 
 
 `` Bangin' on a trash can?'' Skeeter asked, `` EPIC! Let me find an instrument!'' And he ran off. 
 
 I'd have to find a better way. Disposing of the body was always going to be the most difficult obstacle, and I've learned how to properly do it now, but back then. It was just funny. Disposing of Porkchop was the first step in a long journey towards managing my... need. 
 
 -- Doug Funny
