[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

What resignation letter? 
 
 Ok, ok. In the spirit of WP: 
 
 Tim, 
 It is with great joy I hereby submit my resignation. No more early mornings just to have your sorry ass come in and ask why there's no coffee. In 5 years you've never seen me drink a cup. Get a clue. 
 No more late nights just to have your sorry ass call at 8pm and say, `` Since you obviously have no desire to go home can you do just one more thing before you leave?'' In 5 years you've heard me talk about how much I am missing my family due to the long hours. Get a clue. 
 No more covering your sorry ass because you did n't get done what your boss wanted you to do. Now you will have to do your own work until you find another sucker to do it for you. Too bad you can not do your job now because you spent too much time passing the buck. 
 I have already cleaned out my office, turned in my keys and badge, and secreted a dead fish in your office somewhere. 
 You might try cranial rectal immersion therapy. It may help you see things the way everyone else already thinks you do. 
 George
