[ WP ] There is a drug for everything , and I mean EVERYTHING .

`` Dear! Did you remember to take your Cydidol?'' 
 
 `` Uh... let's see. I took my Marpinal, which helps me to remember to take my Sterninol, which helps me to remember to take my Tryplenel, which helps me remember to take the rest of my drugs. What was Cydidol for again?'' 
 
 `` Cydidol helps you to remember to take your Marpinal. So....I guess you must have taken your Cydidol?'' 
 
 `` I... I do n't remember...'' 
 
 *Are you or a loved one having trouble remembering if you took your Cydidol? Well now there's Panitol. * 
 
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 *Panitol is specially formulated to help you to remember to take Cydidol. It's active ingredient, Paniparbuate Dioxide, works with the Ronaxan and Zeforim you probably already take, to improve the ability of your brains synapses to retain information related to Cydidol. * 
 
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 *Do not take Panitol if you are not currently taking Cydidol, unless your doctor has prescribed Laxinor to make you forget you have taken Cydidol immediately after taking it, to stop you from taking Tamipol to counter-act the effects of taking Cydidol without taking Marpinal. * 
 
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 *Side effects of Panitol include forgetting to take Aeronal, not forgetting to take Clestronal, remembering to take Xanodal but forgetting to take Racnopal ( unless taking Osternal ), and not remembering to take every second Plavital ( not to be confused with Plavitol, which will make you forget to take Panitol ). * 
 
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 *If you are taking Garinol to help you remember to inject 10 cc's of Nambinal before taking Kalinol, consult your doctor before taking Panitol on the second Wednesday of every month. In rare cases, users of Panitol who also took Garinol forgot to take their Quintenol, which may lead to forgetting to take your Panitol in the first place, creating a causality loop. * 
 
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 *Ask your doctor about Panitol today. Users of Nexipan, please take a Drapinol now, to avoid forgetting to take your Giznomal after hearing the word'Dioxide'. *
