[ WP ] A man is in court accused of witch craft . It 's 2014 .

`` All rise. The Honorable Judge Sherman Folks is presiding. The third circuit court of Fewman, Kansas is now in session. There will be quiet while court is in session.'' The baliff announced. 
 
 `` Who's first?'' The Judge inquired. 
 
 `` Horace Mann, your honor. He stands accused of witchcraft.'' The court clerk replied. 
 
 `` Witchcraft?'' The Judge snorted in disbelief. 
 
 `` It's still legally against the law.'' The clerk told him. 
 
 `` I'm not... sir, stand before me.'' The judge called to the defendant. `` What do you have to say for yourself?'' 
 
 `` I'm not a witch.'' The man grumbled. 
 
 `` No shit.'' The judge replied. `` Who brought these charges against this man?'' The judge asked of the prosecutor. 
 
 `` The Westboro Baptist Church accussed him of witchcraft. They found some obscure law still on the books. I researched it. It actually is a law. I had no choice but to have the man taken into custody and brought before the court.'' The prosecutor told the judge with an apolgetic shrug. 
 
 `` Are you homosexual, sir?'' The Judge asked. 
 
 `` I am.'' The defendant confessed. 
 
 `` Case dismissed.'' The judge growled tapping his gavel. 
 
 `` This man is a blasphemer, a sinner, and a blight before god.'' One of the women in the court room called out, raising a bible in the air. The defense attorney shook the defendant's hand and escorted him from the court room. `` Vile creature. You are a sickness.'' The old woman cried as other Westboro members rose from the benches. `` In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost, I banish you.'' She cried, flinging holy water on the man they'd accused. The man burst into flame and ran screaming from the court room. 
 
 `` Baliff!'' The judge screamed. The baliff was already moving to take them into custody. 
 
 `` Did I just see what I thought I saw?'' The Judge asked, covering the microphone in front of him. The county clerk shrugged. As more baliffs were brought in to take the congregation into custody. `` Did she just set that man on fire with holy water?'' He asked. 
 
 `` No, sir.'' The baliff called. He sniffed a bottle of their holy water. `` Kerosene.'' 
 
 `` Well, this morning just got interesting.'' The Judge remarked.
