[ WP ] Aliens have come to earth with the intent to conquer it , but when they arrive , they realize that , due to random chance or otherwise , they are biologically indistinguishable from humans .

The first few hours of the invasion were like any other good invasion performed by vastly superior alien race. They descended upon the largest settlements, wreaked inexplicable havoc, and made it very apparent that they really didn ’ t give a damn about the local inhabitants. All went smoothly, or as smoothly as such genocide could go, until the ground troops of the Vumon ’ s invasion force were deployed to bring further chaos to people of Earth. 
 
 There was no local resistance that brought trouble to the invasion, the humans had given up almost immediately. No, what had halted the genocide was the bizarre fact and realization of thereof that the vumons and humans looked exactly the same, in a similar way to how hydrogen atoms are virtually indistinguishable. The similarities went as far as their common love of digital watches, a very rare love in the universe indeed. Upon this astounding discovery, the First Ground Squad of the Righteous Fleet of Just Killing radioed the invasion ’ s commanders in effort to figure out exactly what the hell was going on. 
 
 Confusion and general curiosity overtook the leaders of the Vumon fleet as they listened to the account of the First Ground Squad. They had never thought to physically look at the races they slaughtered as it just seemed to make everyone depressed. Calling a halt to the invasion, the commanders of the Righteous Fleet of Just Killing met with the remaining leaders of the nearly destroyed human race to reach some sort of consensus. 
 
 After a very awkward gin and tonic filled evening, the two biologically identical races agreed to forget the invasion and live in an uncomfortable coexistence. They agreed that it just didn ’ t feel right killing someone who might look vaguely similar your friend from primary school. Years passed and the relative peace was held. Vulons traveled to Earth for vacation and the slowly rebuilding human race tried to stay generally the hell away. This was not an eternal peace, however. When the results of the galactic census of 2020 were made public it was discovered that the average skin tone of the recently discovered human race was very slightly darker than that of the vulons ’. Having never grown out of their phase of racial discrimination, the vulons took this information and ran with it. Other than the new racial motive, the invasion was the same as always. They descended upon the largest settlements, wreaked inexplicable havoc, and made it apparent that they really just didn ’ t like the local inhabitants. 
 
 
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 Edit 1: Maybe this will fix the format 
 
 
 Edit 2: Good news, everyone! The format has been fixed thanks to me copying the comment /u/seriouslyrawr left. 
 
 
 Edit 3: How do I spell?
