[ WP ] My cat comes home nearly every morning with cuts and scratches all over . Write about what he could be getting up to on his nights out .

`` Help! Somebody help!'' the woman screamed as the bigger female pinned her down on the ground. `` Oh, do n't worry, kitty.'' she snarled `` It will all be over soon.'' she slobbered with anticipation at the helpless female beneath her. Her nightly ritual interrupted by a shout from the rooftops. 
 
 
 `` Hold it right there, you foul canine!'' the small shadow said, his eyes glinting in the night sky. The shadow glided fluidly down the alley's wall, somersaulting down in front of the bulldog. `` Why do n't you pick on someone your size?'' 
 
 
 `` You ai n't my size!'' she roared, brushing the cat under her aside as she charged. The black cat jumped and landed on her head, making her bark loudly in rage. `` Who the fuck are you!?'' the dog shook her head vigorously. 
 
 
 `` I'm the goddamn Mancat!''
