[ WP ] In a corner of a public library there is a computer . Anything posted to the internet from that computer becomes true .

It sat in the back corner of the little library, one of six others. Its screen was coated in dust after many months of not getting more than a quick glance, or perhaps a remark on how it looked like a relic from the 80 ’ s. I only sat down at it, pushing the little circular button, because all the others were taken. My fingers rapped against the wooden desk impatiently as it fired up. My own laptop had been in an unfortunate accident, and I was anxious to check my usual haunts ( reddit, tvtropes, megashare - because netflix is such a ripoff - and the like ). 
 
 
 After what seemed like a century, the home page appeared. I made the dangerous decision to log onto Tvtropes. I actually held my breathe as the page loaded, knowing how much time was about to be brutally ax murdered and stuffed into a black hole of disappear, sharing its space with my social life. 
 
 
 Wild Mass Guessing. Perfect. I clicked on the Lady GaGa page, and learned how she was an evil anime transdimensional princess here to take over the world. That didn ’ t seem crazy enough, so after thinking for a moment, I added:. 
 
 ‘ Lady GaGa, in a twist, is actually one of the few humans in Hollywood. She acts so crazy to get noticed and keep up pace with all the supernaturals. ’ 
 
 Of course, Lady GaGa ’ s page led me to a discussion on whether or not Katy Perry was insane, so I piped in that she definitely was and was probably going to snap. And that page led me to a page where Benedict Cumberbatch was literally Smaug, which I had to agree was a genius theory. And then that page led me to the Bones page, after a couple of others, where I once again found myself making WMG. For instance, Hodgins is Batman. It sort of makes sense, if you think about, since he ’ s an eccentric rich dude and all that. I made some snarky comment about that blonde guy from Degrassi being a vampire. Don ’ t really remember the details - it was in the heat of the argument. I made a random weird account and trolled after finding a link to a site full of VERY dedicated anime fans. I found myself back on tvtropes, and got into an argument on the potency of telekinesis. 
 
 
 Next thing I knew, the librarian came over and informed me they were closing. Weird. I could have sworn it was only noon when I came in... 
 
 The next day the headlines were really weird. Just when I thought crap couldn ’ t get any weirder, I turned into a cup of beer covered in crap. Maybe I shouldn ’ t have chosen that as my username when I was trolling.... 
 
 I guess it's true. [ Tvtropes will ruin your life ] ( http: //tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife )
