[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

I think that Obama has done very well, 
 
 
 Creating change is a very hard sell, 
 
 
 All of America should be grateful, 
 
 
 Living in a place where our leaders are faithful, 
 
 
 Large responiblities on his head, 
 
 
 Even I can understand that all the paperwork can kill you dead 
 
 
 Does it matter if he stops to play some games? 
 
 
 He probably does it so Congress does n't drive him insane 
 
 
 I could n't belive it when I heard him say, 
 
 
 “ Mikeman666xxx, ” 
 
 
 “ All those kills mean nothing if you've never had sex! ” 
 
 
 Never before had I been so astounded, 
 
 
 I could see nothing but red, as my blood pounded, 
 
 
 Getting up close to my television screen I prepared my response 
 
 
 Gulping in breath, I shouted my taunt. 
 
 
 Even now I regret it, after 20 years, after 30, till the end of time, 
 
 
 Read the first letter of each line.
