[ EU ] Write me a scene from Harry Potter where the Vernons are actually the loving family they portray to the rest of the world , and Harry actually does go to a school for the criminally insane

It was late when Dudley pulled out of the dorm parking lot at Oxford University. He had a promise to keep to his mum and he knew if he got home before 11, he could still have a warm meal. The thought of home brought a smile to lips as he got on the highway. 
 
 For the second time that night, he tried calling ahead. Again, voicemail. Odd... His anxiety was heightened by the talk radio playing in the background. For the last 2 years, the strangest accounts of black witches, warlocks and even dragons monopolized the airwaves and morning shows. His family had even gone so far as to warn him against going out at night... advice well given. At Oxford, 2 of his fellow freshmen were found writhing in pain. When asked, they mentioned *Crucible* or *Cursio*. He pushed this to the back of his mind as another London shower muddied the road in front of him. 
 
 As he turned onto Pivet drive he was overcome by a sense of dread. He recognized the boy he had just passed, one of the members of Harry's gang. He felt terrible for the orphaned child, but Harry's dark side ruined his relationship with the family. A constant stream of unexplained events followed Harry from an early age. One time, after Dudley's Aunt's car blew up with her inside, a man with a flowing white beard came to see Harry. The 7 y/o boy threatened the man and Dudley could feel the disappointment radiating from the Merlin inspired figure. After that, Harry started a gang, for initiation they would burn the same lightning scar pattern that Harry had somehow received. From growing concerns about their nighttime activities, Vernon had to have the boy comitted to an institution for the criminally insane. Dudley had n't seen Harry for the last 4 years, so why was a member of his gang here now? 
 
 In the driveway, he slammed the car into park. He had to make sure his family was safe. Running towards the front door, he was shocked to find it ajar. Inside, a man with no nose and Harry held sticks, pointed at Dudley's family. `` Look, the gangs all here,'' Harry said with a smirk. His mother was crying and his father unconscious on the couch. 
 
 Dudley's 6'0'' Rugby frame was menacing and any threat from this pip squeak and snake man seemed innocuous. As he ran full stride, a quick flip of snake man's stick set him careening into the foyer's wall. In a moment that Dudley tries to forget, his mother ran towards him. She screamed for Harry to save his life, to take her's instead. Abra Kedabra and she was gone. Dead eyes stared up at Dudley from the floor. Abra Kedabra again, but this time... the snake man screamed for Harry to stop. Green light filled Dudley's eyes... then blackness. 
 
 Dudley opened his eyes to field of white light. He was in the most peculiar hospital... or was this a castle. A nurse with a stick was overseeing his care apparently and here next to him was that bearded white man. He sat up, looking in a mirror on the opposite side of the room. He now saw the reason his head ached and with a finger traced a lightning shaped scar.
