[ wp ] Brian Williams delivers a news report about the time he traveled back in time to interview Hitler and then kill him .

`` Welcome everyone. Tonight, I, Brian Williams, will be interviewing Brian Williams about a truly amazing story. Brian? Take it away.'' 
 
 Brian Williams swivels in his seat so he is facing the other direction. Everyone in the studio shuffles nervously, looking at their feet, wondering if this is all a really big joke. 
 
 `` Thank you, Brian. I'm here to clarify some misunderstandings about certain statements I made recently. I've come under fire for lying about being involved in a helicopter crash in the Middle East. But what I meant is that I was in a helicopter crash... in World War II.'' 
 
 Williams swivels back to his interviewer position. 
 
 `` Brian, did you just say World War II? You realize WWII happened before you were born, right? Also, there were no helicopters used in World War II.'' 
 
 He is speaking faster now, the camera crew is whispering amongst themselves, and one of them leaves to go get security. 
 
 `` I'm glad you asked, Brian. Of course both of those things are true, which is why I had to bring both the helicopter and myself... back from the future!'' 
 
 Security is moving in, but a man in a suit waves them off. The number of viewers is increasing exponentially. Williams is becoming winded with all the swiveling. 
 
 `` That is fascinating, Mr. Williams. Why did you time travel to World War II?'' 
 
 `` Why does anyone time travel to WWII Brian? Why to kill Hitler, of course. I suckered him in with a story about how I'm a reporter from the future where he is Supreme King of the Universe, and he sent me back to interview himself. He ate it up, and I infiltrated the Wolf's Lair with a small contingent of the Praetorian Guard from Ancient Rome ( who I picked up from going too far back the first time. We flew an Apache to the compound but tragically crashed just sort of the mark. We were breaking down the door when the power to our time travel machine ran out, catapulting us back to our respective times.'' 
 
 Brain Williams shakes his own hand. 
 
 `` Wow, Brian, it sounds like you're an American hero. People really were too quick to judge you, were n't they?'' 
 
 The producers shut down the feed. This was great for a ratings boost, but they did n't want to let it get too far. Williams is escorted to a lavish office where he agrees to host a weekly segment called `` On Brian Williams with Brian Williams''.
