[ WP ] You run an agency in Hollywood , which let 's a rich or famous person swap bodies with an average person .

We are n't particularly well known. Only a few dozen people have actually used our services in the last hundred or so years we've existed. Or so I was told by the last tailor. That's more than enough though, our prices are steep. 
 
 Today was not exceptional until he arrived. 
 
 The door opened slowly, and I felt the hair on the back on my neck stand tall. `` Hello? Can I help you?'' I waited for a response. Someone else is here. A timid voice pierced the silence and called back. 
 
 `` I hear you make the best suits in town.'' My eyes narrowed. 
 
 `` Much higher quality than most but with a terrible return policy unfortunately.'' I waited anxiously for the proper coded response. 
 
 ``... I am in dire need of a suit that's better than most.'' Straightening my back I thumbed the hidden control panel underneath the counter. Imperceptibly the doors locked, the windows darkened, and to any onlookers there were instantly old weathered wooden boards covering a broken shack of a store where there once was an immaculate apparel destination. As the last of the security protocols processed, our apparel seamlessly folded into the floors and walls as though they were never there. 
 
 Standing at the door was a young man. His charming looks told me enough about what was required of me. 
 
 `` Come this way, you ought to know how this goes. This is non-refundable, non-redeemable, and non exchangeable with no option for legal pursuits. Do you accept these terms?'' I aimed a pen at the newcomers chest in a spear like motion. His eyes did n't even blink. 
 
 `` I accept'' He took the pen from me gingerly and signed the form I produced from my hidden breast pocket. Nodding appreciatively I tutted and tucked the agreement into the unsearchable crevice of my jacket. 
 
 Snapping my fingers a pair of colorless chairs rose from the previously unoccupied floor. If the gentleman was surprised he did n't show it. `` So now what? Do you cut me open and sell my guts on the black market while I run around in some androids body or something?'' I tilted my head. 
 
 `` What kind of business would I be running if all my customers bodies decayed in the store? No this is rather simple. Sit down and everything will be made clear.'' 
 
 Grunting he ungraciously splayed himself on his seat. Sitting down across from him I held my breath as I knew what was going to happen next. Instantly bindings crisscrossed my body and restrained me and my chair was replaced with a metal gurney. Startled he jumped away only to be restrained by some otherworldly force. 
 
 My eyes rolled into the back of my head as I rattled off the agreement again as his eyes slowly turned white as well. 
 
 THIS IS NON-REFUNDABLE! NON-REDEEMABLE! AND NON-EXCHANGEABLE! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THESE TERMS! 
 
 We succumbed to the darkness and passed out. 
 
... 
 
 Today was exceptional. I felt around my clothes and watched as the tailor released me with tears streaming down his face. `` Have a good day sir, enjoy your purchase!'' Nodding to myself I grinned sadistically as I recognized that pained look in his eyes. Being trapped body without any control. I could n't be happier though, today is the day I got finally received my new body.
