[ WP ] `` How 'd you get that scar ? ''

'How'd you get that scar', you ask 
 
 Which makes the tale a confusing task. 
 
 This one here is from the time I pet the cat 
 
 Who laid out in the sun to warm his speckled tum 
 
 Too tempting, it was! So I plunged my face right at 
 
 The fuzzy thing! His claws told me that choice was dumb. 
 
 You meant this one here? 
 
 Or that one there? 
 
 From the time I fought a mad bunch of crocs? 
 
 From the time I crashed a stolen boat into the docks? 
 
 Or this one here, when I leapt from a speeding car! 
 
 And so I fear 
 
 It is unclear 
 
 When you ask'How'd you get that scar?'
