[ WP ] Write a Creation Story Using Surfer Dude Slang

God was going, like, totally aggro on the void of total nothingness or whatever and he created the heavens and the earth or whatever. God was stoked to create the universe, but God was chill and… yeah so he started with day one. 
 
 On day one, God frickin separated light and darkness, which is, like, frickin crazy. It was frickin freezing though, so he, like, chilled ‘ til day two to do anything else, bro. 
 
 One day two, God was like, “ dude there ’ s too much surf ” and so he made sky or some shit. 
 
 On day three, God made the beach so now there was, like, land and sea and plants and shit. Whatever. 
 
 On day four, God created the sun and moon and stars, which is like, woah there wasn ’ t light before that? That ’ s freakin dark as shit! 
 
 On day five, God fucked up and made sharks. 
 
 On day six, God created a bunch of furry little dudes and dudettes, and you and me bro. That ’ s crazy shit, dude. 
 
 On day seven, God was wiped as frick so he just chilled for a whole day. And that ’ s how he made the earth. 

