[ WP ] The human race is the first and last race to take up tool-making and language

You could almost hear the gears turning. Almost hear the 2001 music materialize into the background as the ape picked up the ancient rusted hammer from the dirt. That was until his mate smacked him upside the head with one hairy brain-duster. 
 
 *OOK! * 
 
 He looked at her, but quickly withered in her intense glare. A glare that radiated from her eyes like rabid chihuahuas after a week-long fast. He looked at the thing he had found in the dirt, the stick with the heavy bit at the end of it, and quickly set it back down. He knew who was boss, and it was n't him. The two apes slowly continued trudging through the dry valley, dimly aware of the rather unhealthy glow that is starting to show itself in the twilight. The other apes did that. He could n't understand how or why the other apes removed themselves from the land with their fire and great mushrooms. But hey, he now had a third arm to scratch his butt with, so it could n't be all bad now could it?
