[ WP ] You 're the last person on earth - but thank god Pokemon Go still functions ! You amuse yourself by catching Pokemon as you travel so as to not feel so isolated and alone . One day , on your screen , you see in the distance that someone has set up a lure .

The world was vast and it was mine. Every human was extinguished and me being the last survivor of a species of diabolism and beauty, of great intelligence and the urge to rule, granted me the right to do whatever I wanted. Woodland and steppe lay at my feet, the planeless sky never felt higher- but I have never felt less liberated. 
 And of all the things I could spend my time on I chose you, Pokemon Go. I admit, I wanted to get a bit of normal back, and- which is probably the fucking greatest thing about being the last person alive- there was no one to judge. 
 The Pokemon kept me company, in an odd sense, and walking did not feel aimless anymore as I was hatching eggs. 
 
 Spotting the lure module was... weirdly unexpected. But I did not really thought twice about it when I neared it. Probably some random bug, I mean, I had not brought Pokemon Go's functioning into question in the first place, had I? 
 I was already anticipating reaching the next level, because I only had 1000 EP left which roughly equals 10 Pokemon. Maybe less, if there's a new one. 
 
 Full of anticipation I reached the Pokestop and..it sounds cliché, but it was exactly like any paranormal movie, where they feel a presence entering the room. 
 I just felt.. 
 Just felt an entity. A being. 
 I turned around. 
 I... that. No. 
 I instinctively wanted to throw a Pokeball, but I realised it was not augmented reality. But... how? 
 The Pokemon hovering beside me stared at me, and even though it did not move a single limb I felt controlled. Like my energy was... manipulated. 
 My phone dropped to the ground. I did not remember releasing it. 
 `` Do n't even try.'' 
 I suddenly felt how the Pokemon let go of me. 
 `` Try what?'' I probed, intending to catch him. I just had to. It was the first real challenge I've come across in days. 
 Fuck those pidgeys. 
 
 `` Catching me, dumbass.'' Only now did I realise the Pokemon did not move his mouth, but implanted his words in my stream of consciousness. It did not sound like thoughts forming in my head but not totally like perceiving a voice either. 
 
 `` Why not? You're a Pokemon, I'm a trainer. It is my obligation to do so.'' I tried my best to sound confident, but my trembling voice gave me away. 
 
 `` Mine is to destroy. Want me to do you the favour?'' 
 
 I gulped. `` Uh, I guess if you...'' 
 
 `` Just shut up, unworthy human. For millennials, I have...'' 
 
 `` Do n't you exist since the 90s of the twentieth century?'' 
 
 `` SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH. For millennials, I have perfected my plan to seek revenge on a misguided, corrupted species that has sadly already done enough irreversible damage to this planet and its inhabitants. My plan was to catch them all - and finally I have executed it. Pokemon Go's part of my plan was distracting the humans so that they did not realise the incoming danger.'' 
 
 `` I actually remember you being a little more sympathetic with humans at the end of'Mewtwo Strikes Back'.'' 
 
 `` You lil' piece of shit, that's fiction. They might have based the Mewtwo character on me, but I did not get a single word in the dialogue. Just like artists, nobody pays them respect when they're around but the moment they disappear off the radar everyone's stealing their shit. 
 Anywho, what I have wanted to say before you interrupted me yet again was that your'surviving' was not intended. It is a mistake I can not fathom.'' 
 
 `` So, Mr. Mewtwo...'' 
 
 `` Just call me Dave.'' 
 
 `` Okay, Dave. Since you do not want me to catch you, what do you have in mind?'' 
 
 That was when Me- uhm, Dave produced a Pokeball from a belt I did not notice he was wearing and threw it at me. I got ta admit, it gets lonely inside this Pokeball from time to time, but man! You could not imagine what's in there! I really enjoy the writing desk Dave has installed for me.
