[ WP ] Everytime someone has a 'blonde moment ' they get a little blonder . Black hair is now a symbol of brilliance , and you 've just invented hair dye .

“ By God.. ” you think to yourself, staring at the jet black liquid pooling around your bathroom sink. “ I ’ ve finally done it! I ’ ve found a way to rid myself of ridicule for good! ” Taking one last look at your snow white hair, save for the single streak of black fibers polluting an otherwise unimpressive lack of color, you dunk your head into the concoction of random chemical agents and miscellaneous kitchen seasonings you didn ’ t bother keeping track of. The smell is horrendous, the urge to vomit is overwhelming. As you wipe your face, you catch your new reflection in disbelief. What was once a shining example of human albinism has been turned into an oily slick that could turn the cast of Grease envious. “ At last I can go out into the world without fear of judgement by society. ” Running your hand through your new doo, a wicked smile crawls across your cheeks. “ For someone who ’ s not very smart, this could be my smartest idea yet ”
