[ WP ] A crime fighting duo having a petty argument in the middle of fighting the villain . You are the villain .

`` Well you left the toilet seat up again!'' Silver Dawn, the most powerful hero on Earth yelled. 
 
 `` You can throw buildings at people but you ca n't put a toilet seat down?'' Ragdoll Man, her husband, rolled his eyes at her as he asked sarcastically. 
 
 `` Sometimes I wonder WHY I ever agreed to marry you!'' She shot back. 
 
 `` Ouch.'' I said and they both turned on me. 
 
 `` Stay out of this, Grunch!'' They said in unison then turned back to each other, ignoring me. 
 
 `` Look, all I ask for is a little consideration!'' Silver Dawn practically hissed at him, `` You fight crime with your vigilante friends then come home smelling like cheap booze!'' 
 
 `` We were stopping terrorists from blowing up the brewery district, honey,'' he threw up his hands in mock surrender. 
 
 `` Obviously you failed,'' She crossed her arms and sniffed the air, `` Tell him he smells like a cheap bar, Grunch!'' 
 
 `` You smell like a Che..,'' I started. 
 
 `` Shut up, Grunch!'' He yelled at me. 
 
 `` Guys, I'm TRYING to rob Fort Knox here!'' I said, perhaps too loudly. 
 
 `` Do n't you yell at Grunch when you're frustrated at me!'' Silver Dawn said, stomping so hard the ground shook. 
 
 `` Yeah, Ragdoll,'' I said, putting another gold bar in my sack. 
 
 `` One more word, Grunch,'' he warned and puffed his cigar. 
 
 `` Plus you smoke those nasty things,'' she pointed to his cigar, `` Do you really know how bad those stink when you have super smell?'' 
 
 `` I smoke them for the machismo effect!'' He defended himself. 
 
 `` Awww, how sweet.'' I said, smirking at Ragdoll Man. 
 
 Suddenly he threw a punch. Now understand that Ragdoll Man is not super strong, fast, or agile. I accidentally blocked the punch and sent him through the wall. It killed him instantly. 
 
 `` Whoops!'' I said, dropping the sack of gold bars because of the look of fury that suddenly appeared on Silver Dawn's face. 
 
 `` You killed him!'' She screamed at me with righteous fury. 
 
 `` Only temporarily'' I protested. You see Ragdoll Man's super power is regeneration and the inability to give up. 
 
 Her fist hit me from the left and his hit me from the right. I fell to the ground in a daze as the sound of police sirens drew closer. 
 
 `` Thanks, Grunch.'' Silver Dawn said, kissing her husband passionately, her anger at both of us forgotten as she remembered what was important in life. 
 
 `` No problem,'' I said. They smiled down at me one more time, drew back their fists, and clobbered me one last time. 
 

