[ WP ] The villain manages to kill their arch-enemy . However , they soon realize how meaningless their life is without an opponent , and go to increasingly drastic measures in order to revive their enemy .

-* Just to practice my fingers at writing and my brain at dreaming a story, not really anything i would call good. But hey maybe someone will. *- 
 
 I did it I finally killed that *generic hero name*. *Generic hero name* sure was a pain in the ass while I had to deal with him, but hey now he ’ s dead and I can finally devote myself to my evil plans. What were they? Fuck, god damn it, I can ’ t recall. It probably was something like world domination, isn´t that what world geniuses do. I mean this fight has been so time consuming I haven ’ t had the time to sit down and read a book, or watch a movie in ages. 
 
 *Generic villain name* goes and watches Watchmen. 
 
 So, the goal of the villains in these movies now is world domination in order to save humanity from itself. Or were the bad guys the dude putting people in prison or killing them for committing crimes. That did not help at all. Thank you, humanity. Maybe that ’ s it, I hate humanity so much I want to enslave it, or kill it, or something similar. No, not ringing a bell. 
 
 *Generic villain name* spends the next entire week in bed. 
 
 What is my life now? I mean has no meaning. I can ’ t figure what to do, stupid *generic hero name* killed all my sidekicks, so no one is alive to remind me of why I am evil, why were we fighting? God, I hate *generic hero name*. But without him my life has no meaning, well without the constant fighting between us. So, the question that poses itself is very simple should I kill myself and fight *generic hero name* in the afterlife or revive him and fight him here. Well I am a villain after all and we usually have very complicated easy to frustrate plans, so let ’ s revive the bastard. 
 
 *Generic villain name* proceeds to summon Satan. 
 
 Oh well that did not work, obviously *Generic hero name* is not there and why would he be, he ’ s the “ good ” guy. In our fights, which involve the destruction of at times entire cities and killing of millions of innocent bystanders, and sometimes sidekicks, to the point we no longer bothered with getting new ones, he ’ s the good one. Should I talk with the guy up there, would he even pick up the phone. Well I should at least give it a try. 
 
 *Generic villain name* calls god. 
 
 Seems like the old men is not too much into me, he doesn ’ t like *Generic hero name* too much though, and since he is stuck with him up there. He ’ s going to give it a try. Although getting quartered is a little harder to recover from than crucifixion. 
 
 *Generic villain name* gets a text from god saying he failed. 
 
 That was to be expected, to be honest I don ’ t really think he was that much into it. Ok seems like the bible didn ’ t really work, time to bring in the big guns. Where was Frankeinstein ’ s number again. OH right the idiot is more backwards than God, he doesn ’ t have a phone, guess I got ta go knock on his door, and I better retrieve the 4 pieces of *Generic hero name*. 
 
 *Generic villain name* does exactly what he proposed himself to do and succeeds. 
 
 *Generic villain name* and *Generic hero name* live happily ever after fighting each other over whatever reason caused them to fight in the first place. 
 
 The End 

