[ WP ] You 're the captain of the newest weapon in the fight against whaling : A submarine shaped like a blue whale .

The Whalemotron 5000 slid through the water like a big fish moving through a large body of liquid. It was a beautiful thing, built inside the hollowed out carcass of a whale. It smelled of rot, and reeked of stench, but it was a thing of beauty in the fight against whaling. 
 
 Inside the belly of the beast, we lived and slept, waited, bided our time until those cowards came. Then, we struck. They harpooned our craft, drew us in, and then we sprang out of the mouth of the enormous marine mammal. 
 
 Shots rang out into the ocean air as we opened fire on the bastards. There was no where to run to. We slaughtered them, scuttled their craft, and helped contribute to feeding dozens of fish. 
 
 The ends justify the means. Our ocean life is quickly being decimated, and we need to protect it. If it means doing what others might think is savage, so be it. But as long as we kill those whale murdering bastards, we know we're doing the right thing. 
 
 I love my job. 
 -Jonah
