[ WP ] You 've summoned a demon to assist you with your nefarious deeds . A hole opens in the floor , revealing your new helper . `` Tell me your name , '' you command . An hour later , it 's still not done making the incomprehensible sounds of its name .

**Put in in the demon's point of view, because that is much more fun** 
 
 Oh, how lovely. He had been summoned yet again by some pathetic human mage. And it appeared it be a *young* human. He could n't tell exactly how old it was, but it was young enough to probably be one of those stupid apprentices that thought it was the most brilliant mage of all. 
 
 Ah well, the young ones tended to be rather inexperienced, so he supposed it would not take too long to get out of whatever he had been summoned for. 
 
 Still, it was quite an annoying human. It was jumping up and down, making odd squeaking noises, and pointing at the demon. He sighed. Would it *ever* get on with it and just tell him what it wanted? 
 
 As if it read his mind, the human finally stop jumping. It stood as straight as it could, and puffed out its chest in an amusing attempt to look intimidating. 
 
 `` Demon! I am your master now!'' It declared, striding over to where the demon stood trapped, only to trip over its own feet. 
 
 The demon snickered. The human scrambled to its feet, its face red, and glared. `` Do not laugh at me! I am your master, Incubus! Uh... you *are* an Incubus, right...?'' 
 
 The demon rolled his eyes. `` Obviously. Now, are you going to get on with it, or am I going to stand here all day? I'm bored.'' 
 
 The human shifted a bit and did its best to sound dignified. `` Do not take such a tone with me! Now! I need revenge on my master's second apprentice, a scrawny, know-it-all girl who thought she could get away with humiliating me! I need you to-'' 
 
 The demon coughed. `` I hate to interrupt, O Lord and Master, but you do realize you are supposed to ask for my name first, yes?'' 
 
 The human turned an interesting shade of red. `` O- of course I know that! I- I just got a little ahead of myself!'' It cleared its throat. `` Demon, I command you to tell me your name!'' 
 
 The demon smiled. `` Get out a quill and some parchment, O brilliant Master of mine. This will take awhile.'' 
 
... 
 
 ``... and you need to roll the Rs *just* right, or invoking my name wo n't work. Also all the Ks are silent. And I do hope your throat does n't give out too quickly, otherwise you will have trouble with all the growling.'' The demon paused. `` Are you writing that down?'' 
 
 The human growled. `` *Yes*'' 
 
 `` Lovely. Now, that was only the first half of my name. The second half is much more complicated and will require you to occasionally speak the demonic language. You *can* speak that, ca n't you?'' 
 
 `` Are you-! AARRRRGGHH I GIVE UP!'' The human screeched and flailed its arms around. It knocked over the pot of ink and it spread all over its parchment. 
 
 `` Oh dear,'' the demon said. `` We shall have to start over, it seems.'' 
 
 The human let out a strangled sob. `` Master was right! I was n't ready to summon a demon! I'm a failuuuurrrreeee!'' It rushed out of the room, sobbing its frail little heart out. 
 
 `` Wait, you have to dismiss me or-!'' The demon groaned. The human was already gone. 
 
 Wonderful. Now he would have to wait here, in some tiny little room, until that stupid human came back and released him. With his luck, its master would show up instead and decide it had a use for a demon. 
 
 Wait, he could hear footsteps, heading toward this room. The demon perked up. Perhaps that human had remembered it needed to actually dismiss a demon so the demon could leave. 
 
 The door flew open, revealing a skinny red-haired human. A human that was very much not the human that had summoned the demon. He was fairly certain this human was female. 
 
 The human froze, staring at the demon. 
 
 The demon grinned. `` Hello. Care to dismiss a innocent demon who did not deserve to be summoned by an idiot?'' 
 

