[ WP ] You 're not feeling quite like yourself after that organ transplant

`` I'm not sure of this...'' I say to my girlfriend. 
 
 `` Nonsense, that old saloon piano of your was out of tune and falling apart, plus, this new keyboard will be so much classier!'' She says, `` I bought it from a church sale! They were raising money to fund a mission trip to Africa, I got it for a steal.'' 
 
 I look at the organ that has replaced the old saloon piano, I could n't help it but something about it just creeps me out. 
 
 -- -- -- -- 
 
 I've started wearing capes... Capes are cool right? My girlfriend has n't spoken to me in a week, apparently i've been spending too much time playing the organ. I'll show her, i'll show them all! 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- - 
 
 Vork called. They've let me go. No matter, notheeng matters as long as I have my beloved orgeen. 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- -- 
 
 The new curteens ave arrived today. Gud. The sun as been leaving the strangest rash on my sken. 
 
 -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 
 
 Thee strangest theing append today. The organ burned me when my hand touched the holy symbol left from that church on it. Luckily I still had the power sander in thee garage. 
 
 -- -- -- -- - 
 
 Sometheen is most wrong, tonight ees pizza night, but vhen the delivery girl reached the door... The thick vein on her neck seemed much more appealing to me than the greasy cheese concoction in the box. This will not do, people vill be looking for her. Preparations must be made! 
 
 -- -- -- - 
 Ze police are at ze door! Foolish mortals! Do n't you know that mere bullets can not stop ze mighty Count Steve of Elm Street! Veep and pray vor tonight my reign of terror shall begin! 
 
 Now to exact my revenge on Bob! I know he has been stealing my paper! And for that he will be the first to join my vicked thrall, then of to my former girlfriend, for leaving me I shall make her my bride for all eternity!!! 
 
 -- -- -- - 
 
 Not exactly what the prompt probably had in mind but once the idea was in my brain it would n't go away!
