[ WP ] I do n't understand ... usually when I do this , food appears .

`` I do n't understand... usually when I do this food appears a few moments later'' I gaped in awe at the man standing before me. Here was the last aristocrat left. We had sent him 5 letters informing him that his draft had come up. He was to go to war. 
 `` Sir what you fail to understand is that every one of your servants has been drafted into the war. It is your turn now.'' 
 `` Servants? I do n't have servants the food appears by magic, it comes through that door.'' He pointed to a dumb waiter [ elevator for food used in two story restaurants ] by the fireplace. 
 `` Sir, your family have been the largest employer of servants for the past century. the war has changed all of that.'' he sank into a sofa. Holding his head he sighed. 
 `` What did you say your name was again?'' 
 Sir, my name is Lieutenant King and I have been sent to inform you that your draft has come up and you must go to war. If you do not comply with my orders I have permission to arrest you for failing to comply with government orders and you will probably be sentenced to hard labour producing ammunition of the army, at least that is what happened to the last man who did n't comply, and do n't try and bribe me, I have a body camera and I would like to keep my job.'' 
 `` what do I have to do lad?'' 
 `` Come with me'' He sighed one more time, stood up, took a long look around the room and opened the door allowing me to leave and followed me out.
