[ WP ] You go on a date with the main character of the last book you read .

Let me tell you about my terrible date. The shrieking. I think that's the first annoyance that stands out on this ever growing list of complaints. Apparently where she comes from, all Women have a high pitched shrill of a voice. People were looking at us - well at me as she is probably too obscured from their view. 
 
 Next, there was the attention span - lack thereof. I'd rather be on a date with a tween that owns an iPhone. But this one, she engaged in conversation then seemed to immediately forget what topic we were on. Oh, and finally, when I disagreed with her, she tried to stab me and called me a mis-shapen freak. 
 
 Never date a line.
