[ WP ] Channel your inner Dr Seuss/Spike Milligan and write a rhyming children 's story about something fairly ridiculous .

Kissing helps to share disease, 
 
 Specifically it's called `` cooties.'' 
 
 It starts with rashes on your toes, 
 
 Which spreads to elbows, then your nose 
 
 And if you think it ended there 
 
 I'll tell you now, life is n't fair. 
 
 For three weeks rain forms'round your head 
 
 Until you're soggy, drowned and dead 
 
 And fishes wiggle through your ribs 
 
 With forty babies in a crib 
 
 Screaming, cooing, shouting out 
 
 They raise a fuss or give a pout 
 
 You wonder how it came to this 
 
 Your childhood you dearly miss 
 
 Oh wait you're dead 
 
 I thought I said? 
 
 Cooties tend to cloud one's brain, 
 
 Did I not mention I'm not sane?
