[ WP ] An ancient human group known as the `` Paleonto '' was responsilbe for killing every dinosaur in the world . This group has survived over thousands of years trying to hide their doings . You 've just find out about them and they know it..

I was sitting at my kitchen table, eating some cheerios, wondering why I had ever bother to buy such a bland, cardboard-esque cereal when my front door was kicked in and three hunched over guys wearing animal furs and balaclavas that barely contained their protruding foreheads came hopping down the hall. 
 
 `` Uhm who are…'' was all I said before one of them slammed my face down into the bowl of cheerios. I sat up dazed, little pieces of that which should not exist sliding down of my face. 
 
 `` We hear you know stuff'' said Mr. Slam-my-head-in-Cheerios 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` About we kill dinosaur'' 
 
 `` Oh yeah you're Paleonto'' 
 
 Mr. SMHIC slammed my head in the cheerios again. 
 
 `` It Paleonto'' 
 
 `` Actually he say it right'' said who I'm going to call Mr. Always Right 
 
 `` Well still'' said Mr. SMHIC `` He know we kill dinosaur. How you know we kill dinosaur?'' 
 
 Before I could answer my head was slammed in the cheerios. Not by Mr. SMHIC, by the third guy, who I thought of as Mr. No-Original-Ideas, henceforth known as Mr. Hollywood. 
 
 `` Why you do that?'' said Mr. SMHIC 
 
 `` It look like fun'' said Mr. Hollywood 
 
 `` Do n't do that'' 
 
 `` But you got do it'' 
 
 `` Yeah but I did it at appropriate time. You do it willy nilly, now he ca n't remember'' 
 
 `` Remember what?'' I said as a joke, which, bad time. 
 
 Mr. Hollywood slammed my head into my cheerios. 
 
 `` That better?'' he said 
 
 `` Better'' said Mr. SMHIC 
 
 `` It was a fact on the cheerios box'' I said, holding up the box so they could see the **DID YOU KNOW** section and underneath a short blurb about how the Illuminati are listening into our thoughts. 
 
 `` What?'' said Mr. SMHIC 
 
 `` Yeah, inside every box of cheerios there's forbidden knowledge. The last one has who really killed JFK, the one before that had the fact that the world is actually run by 9 foot tall lizards and the one before that was about you guys killing the dinosaurs'' 
 
 `` The whole world know'' cried Mr. SMHIC 
 
 `` Well whole world that can buy cheerios'' said Mr. AR 
 
 `` And you do n't have to worry because I think I may literally be the only person who buys cheerios, definitely the only one who eats them. I mean why do you think they risked putting forbidden knowledge on the box. The lizards ca n't be happy about that. That's not something you do unless no one eats your cereal'' 
 
 `` He make good point'' said Mr. AR 
 
 `` But he still know'' said Mr. SMHIC 
 
 `` Yeah but, think about it, I eat cheerios. I'm obviously very boring. Who am I going to tell my best friend Tim? My other friend Brent? Brent's wife Anna? I'm not telling anyone'' 
 
 `` Ok. I believe you'' said Mr. SMHIC as Mr. Hollywood smashed my head into the cheerios for old times sake 
 
 `` We never here'' said Mr. AR 
 
 `` I've already forgotten about you'' 
 
 They left and I pulled my gun out from under the table, went down the hall to my office and uploaded the information to where people would actually see it.
