[ WP ] You have been accepted into the elite society . You have been paid millions per month for doing nothing . You 're best friends with the president . However , there 's a cost . You must murder someone every single month . If you 're caught , you are executed on the spot .

`` And not just someone'' I remember Obama saying. 
 
 As the gilded, diamond studded machete slid through Donald Trump's throat, I saw Obama in my mind's eye once more, proud. Trump's head hit the ground, spilling blood on my Sugar Ray Specials, $ 15,000 jet black sneakers with a ghostly mist of rainbow swirled into the tone. 
 
 This was for my best friend Obama. I walked out the building, setting it ablaze with a wad of $ 100 dollar bills. As the cops pulled up, I handed them each $ 200,000 in two separate briefcases and gestured towards the sniper waving from the barn's roof. 

