[ WP ] The soul is treated like any other human organ . You 're on the list for a transplant .

I've been told many times, if you live without a soul too long. You'll cease to exist. I did n't see the point, honestly since I lost my soul I've begun to thrive. 
 
 Cindy, she realised her boyfriend Chad, he was an asshole, she finally found out about that poor suckers drug addiction, he's been on and off cocaine for a few years, but ca n't seem to shake the habit. Honestly she was too good for him its lucky I saved her from that asshole, anyways, she has a spanking pair of tits and an ass to die for, and now she's mine. 
 
 The Boss decided to give me a promotion, in fact apparently i've become so good for the company, that the CEO wants me to become a partner, I'm just that good, apparently my sales record is the best the companies ever had. I sell life insurance, in fact i made a few sales moments ago to a fellow with lung cancer, he thanked me so many times I had to hang up on the old fart just to get back to work. 
 
 And Today, well todays the day I get my brand new soul, well its not new its well used, but i'm sure its quality.The soul should be a good one, high quality, the man whose giving it too me, he was going to be a priest before he fell in love, Instead now he has two beautiful daughters their names are Anna and Emma, recently i've played scrabble with them every wednesday and the two are absolutely delightful. 
 
 I'm going into the operation room, I'm slightly nervous about this there is a possibility of death, but i'm assured its quite necessary. `` Hello Johnny'' 
 turning around I see Emma and Anna, I guess i'd better reply it is their Dads soul after all `` Hello Emma and Anna'' I say. They're both teary eyed, Anna is the older of the two, she's almost six, `` I hope daddy makes you all better'' Anna says, God, how do I get these children to stop talking to me, `` Your fathers death means a lot to me Anna'' I reply, she runs off crying, Good that did the trick. Time to go into the room. 
 
 The operation went quite well, I feel a lot better, its a weird feeling like something that was missing has finally been put back. I walk out of the doctors office, and who do I see, Cindy, she has a huge smile on her face and gives me a massive hug `` Oh Johnny! Its great to see your alright!'' she cried, 
 
 Oomph, Shit what is this feeling, why do I feel so terrible, its like i'm about to die, I fall to the floor, Cindy appears to be screaming, but I ca n't hear her, I close my eyes. Oh. Thats why. I see Chad, thats right, I screwed him over sure he did cocaine once or twice, but he'd been trying to stop, Cindy was the only thing keeping him from becoming a full blown addict, he was slow close to quitting and it was all thanks to her, I ratted him out. I wanted Cindy, but she's better for it right? so that ca n't be it? Oh it was the old guy, all the old men, I lied about the terms and conditions on their plans none of them were eligible for life insurance, when those men die their families are going to be in financial hell Yeah that was kind of shitty of me, I feel guilt thats what i must be feeling. 
 
 I feel myself be lifted up to my feel, `` I'm fine'' I was, it was just something I have n't felt in so long. As Cindy hugs me, looking over her shoulder I see Emma and Anna, hiding away from me. I'm not fine. I'm guilty. I wanted the best soul, so after weeks of getting to know them. I killed their father. I think i'm going to crawl up on the floor some more.
