[ WP ] Tell the story of what humans did to deserve dogs .

`` Er, good morning.'' 
 ``...'' 
 `` I mean, sir, good morning, sir, good morning.'' 
 `` Hrmmph.'Morning.'' 
 `` I wonder, I really wonder, if I could apply for a position here. Yes, here.'' 
 `` We do not have a need...'' 
 `` Well, I have skills, yes, lots of skills.'' 
 `` Does not matter.'' 
 `` See, I can fetch, if you throw a stick, I can fetch.'' 
 `` Not much use to me.'' 
 `` I can guard. I'm a good guard. Good at guarding.'' 
 `` There's a fire at the cave entrance. It's good enough.'' 
 `` I'm alert. Very alert. Even when I'm not awake, my ears are alert.'' 
 `` That sounds useful. Everybody here likes to disturb my sleep.'' 
 `` Give me the young ones. They wo n't bother you anymore, give me.'' 
 `` What? The boys and girls are not for eating!'' 
 `` No, oh no, let me play with them, I'll play with them.'' 
 `` Oh, you sure look like you have the energy for that. I certainly do n't.'' 
 `` So take me in, take me.'' 
 `` But you're another mouth to feed.'' 
 `` I can hunt, chase the deers, hunt them, I can chase.'' 
 `` Welllll, why did n't you say so. More meat for me then, I mean, the family.'' 
 `` I can howl at the moon, too, wan na hear me howl?'' 
 `` Stop! If you want to stay here, no more being a wolf.'' 
 `` So I'm a fox now? I can be a fox.'' 
 `` No, you're not. Heh, I'm the god here, so maybe you'll be the opposite. You're the dog.'' 
 `` OK, I'm a dog. I'm a good dog, good dog I am.'' 
 `` Hmm, humor is not your thing, is it?'' 
 ``?'' 
 `` All right, I will let you stay. Be good, and you wo n't get scratched.'' 
 `` Oh boy, oh boy. I'll be a good boy.'' 
 `` Just a simple rule: humans are your masters.'' 
 `` Yes, master, thank you, master.'' 
 `` No! Did n't I just say I'm god. The humans have been worshipping me all this while. And meow, so do you!'' 

