[ WP ] You are out walking when a woman emerges from a near by water source , and hands you an object before leaving . You then use your new ( insert object here ) to accomplish `` great deeds . ''

Okay, Look. I'm not proud of what happened. All I'm saying is that this DID, in fact happen. 
 
 So, it was a brisk autumn evening. The sun had just set and the golden leaves of the trees around me were settling down for a good night's sleep. I do n't know why, but I had decided on that particular evening to go to a park and sit on a bench to think. Eventually, the park's lamps turned on and I sat there, watching as couples of all kinds walked by. 
 
 At one point, I remember sighing to myself and relaxing a bit, and then... well, it was much later in the night. I had fallen asleep. I'm actually not certain what time it was, but I was certain of one thing: I had to pee. I mean, I had so much urine-pressure built up, I could hardly think straight, let alone walk any distance comfortably. The trouble was that the lamps in the part had turned off and clouds now covered the sky. I had no way to navigate to the nearest bathroom, but I had to try. 
 
 I drew a mental picture in my mind of where I was before I dozed off and where I needed to go. After I was fairly certain I had every detail in my head, I nodded and rose to my feet. The urine in my intestines sloshed back and forth. I could feel the floodgates about to open, but I had to carry forward! I took a large step and tried to discern the precise distance I could go before the worst case scenario. No matter how I sliced it, I would not make it in time. So I ran. I ran as fast as I could in the darkness of night to the position the washroom should have been. 
 
 Like all other faulty plans, this one failed abruptly as I ran into a tree. I fell flat on my back before feeling it. Warm liquid oozing all over my lower half. I did n't make it. For the first time in my adult life, I wet myself. At least there was no one to see, right? I thought I could even make it home without anyone knowing. Boy was I wrong. I know it sounds weird, but at about midstream, I had the idea of unzipping my fly and peeing away from my person. It made a good amount of sense to me at the time, so I did. 
 
 The problem was, I had no idea how much urine was still in my system. Some time as I was nearing the end of my urine-fountain, my pee began to glow. All of it began to glow. I mean, there was a little green glowing river starting from me and moving in every direction. In the light of my urine, I noticed that a homeless man was on the other side of the tree. To this day, I could not tell you the emotions painted on his face. Then I hear it, 
 
 `` Oh! HAIL NO!'' 
 
 What? 
 
 `` I see water. I come here, and what do I see?'' A rather obese woman, about a foot tall then appeared out of nowhere. `` I see a hobo and a boy who peed himself in public. And NO! It DOES N'T MATTER that it is the middle of the night, boy! How did you even get yo nasty-ass piss all over the place?'' 
 
 To be clear, I thought I was dreaming. 
 
 `` Look here boy. You are the'Chosen one'. I'm s'posed to grant you a wish, and you's supposed save people... and here you are covered in yo own piss! How's dat?'' 
 
 `` Look.'' I say, `` If you really are going to grant me a wish, then I want a super power.'' 
 
 `` Good. Here.'' She gave me a little necklace. `` Wear dis. It'll give you power.'' 
 
 Then she was gone. I do n't really understand what happened that night or what my new necklace was supposed to do... but I'm still peeing, and it still glows. I mean, seriously, where is all this urine coming from? I am like a spring of urine. On the plus side, I have created a perpetual energy machine by peeing directly into a water wheel. That's pretty great.
