[ WP ] Two people promise their first born child to two different witches in return for a favour . These two people end up getting married and have a child together .

`` Well, we did both promise you both our first born...'' the father recalled, with a hint of a smirk. 
 
 `` And I think your solution is as simple as your problem!'' the mother beamed 
 
 `` If we split the child in half...'' said witch # 1 
 
 `` Both of our spells will fail! `` finished witch # 2 
 
 `` Ah...'' the father chuckled, `` but if you two join in holy matrimony, the child will fully belong to you both!'' He continued, stifling his laughter. 
 
 `` After the small matter of completing the paperwork required for a same sex marriage and adoption!!'' The mother continued, `` So we'll just keep an eye on him until you're ready!'' The mother finished. 
 
 `` OH COME ON!!!'' Witch # 1 screams. 
 
 `` Hey, I'm not that bad! `` witch # 2 cries 
 
 `` I'm not taking about your mule-face. I looked in the crystal ball, and this kid will have been dead for centuries before we can legally marry!'' Witch # 1 retorts. 
 
 `` Goddamnit!!'' Witch # 2 screams. 
 
 Smoke fills the room, and the witches menacingly proclaim, `` you have spared the life of your first born, at the expense of your later born. We shall claim the first child in your heir, whoever the hell that ends up being, once our right to marry those of our own gender & CT becomes law.'' The two spoke in unison. 
 
 `` So...you'll become gay pride activists then?'' The father asks. 
 
 `` I guess we have to...'' says the witch 

