[ WP ] You 're a career criminal who has just broken into a house . Upon rummaging through the place , you find something you did n't expect ...

`` Hmm I bet that shower head gives off some good water pressure. Guess We'll just have to find out about that.'' Steve Stripped, grabbed a beer from the mini fridge next to the toilet and took a long relaxing shower. The water pressure was perfect. A shower wand with 25 settings was like heaven. His bare feet slapped the false rock surface as he had plenty of room to walk around. This shower was huge. On the wall behind him another shower head and wand stood unused. `` I bet you could fit ten people in here no problem.'' He said, lighting up a cigar. 
 
 The young couple had aromatic essential oils, exotic soaps, and a basket of colorful puffy body scrubbers. He scrubbed himself all over their fine silky washcloths. Grinning, he pissed on the walls. He ashed in the basket across the fluffy body scrubbers and stretched out on the floor as water poured on him from three different angles. He closed his eyes and felt cleansed, refreshed, renewed. 
 
 It was awesome. Then he dried off, grabbed a thousand bucks, and left. 

