[ WP ] For the first time ever , a person is born with a genuine superpower . They proceed to live out their entire life without noticing or realizing it .

`` Let me get this straight'' St. Peter said, thumbing through the Book, `` You had a superpower. An honest to God superpower. The kind of ability that would have brought peace to the world and you...'' 
 
 `` Never knew'' said Jimmy. 
 
 `` Never. Knew.'' repeated Peter. 
 
 `` Well, it's not like I really had the chance to use it. I mean, I led a pretty ordinary life and all'' Jimmy explained. 
 
 `` So, when the Big Guy sent those tornados, you just...'' turning the page `` hid in a root cellar. When the robbers killed those old people, you'' looking down at the Book `` ran. Even the little tests, like that cat in the tree, you dialed 911.'' 
 
 Jimmy gave an awkward smile and looked at his feet. 
 
 `` Sometimes I fucking hate free will'' Peter said as he opened the gate.
