[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

Keys keys keys keys keys. 
 
 Say that long enough and it becomes a twisted mantra. 
 
 Hello, world, I am the Keymaster, but you've got it wrong. I'm no villain. I'm no hero. I do n't deal in morals or justice or evil or destruction. None of that. I'd be a politician if I cared about holding office. 
 
 Apparently, the fourth wall has a door, and I've opened it up just to talk to you. Why do n't you come in for a bit, see my master plan? After all, you ca n't do a thing about it, can you? 
 
 Come along, now. 
 
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 Welcome to Fullerite Prison, quaint little thing. Black columns stretching miles up and down. Was n't always black, do n't care what it was before. But everything here's black because the little guards like to play pretend, as if the thousands of supervillains here could be hidden out of sight and out of min -- 
 
 `` Hey! C'mon get us out already! We know what you're here for!'' 
 
 See, if you have keys, you can also lock things up. 
 
 `` Key master! C'mo- mhmhm!! hmm!! grmr!!'' 
 
 Keep your mouth shut, Mr. Destructor. I'm talking here. 
 
 What's my master plan, you ask? My master plan is no master plan. Again, I'm not a villain. I'm just in it for the fun. These guys here are locked up for a reason: They always lose. Villains do n't win. 
 
 But the superheroes out there -- they have one big weakness. They have the public to answer for. That's part of the reason why I'm not a politician. A hero fights for the people, but it's a two-way street; the people need to love and respect the hero if any of this lunacy is gon na work. 
 
 `` Keymaster! Put your hands UP!!'' 
 
 Ah, here they are. 
 
 `` We know you're plotting to free these guys. The Honor League's about to bring you DOWN!'' 
 
 `` Give up now!'' another one says. `` You've already lost.'' 
 
 Here's where the misconception that I'm a villain comes in handy. They come like moths to a flame. 
 
 Say, I'm here to help you guys out, actually. 
 
 `` Stop your nonsense, Keymaster!'' 
 
 I can unlock your full potential! 
 
 `` What... What is this... I feel... I feel good.'' 
 
 `` Snap out of it!'' 
 
 `` But hey... what if we...'' 
 
 `` So much energy. I-I ca n't control it!!'' 
 
 The world shakes. Explosions everywhere, cells breaking apart. Shouts of triumph from the prisoners. 
 
 You see, reader, here's another reason I'm not a politician: 
 
 Power corrupts. 
 
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 Edit: Grammar and spelling
