[ WP ] After getting so drunk that your forget everything , you wake up the next morning in a random women 's bed , wearing a sombrero , and hugging a living koala

Light beamed from the slit in the window ’ s space between the shade. The beam came and slowly snailed across the bed until its angle was just right the sun ’ s to hit a pair of eyes. A man ’ s. 
 
 Koala clung onto him with Echidna just next to him. 
 
 This beam in the pair of eye ’ s a man ’ s stuck tight to his for a time long enough to open them. These open eyes stirred long enough to toss and turn and tossed to wake up the two next to him but not the one that clung to him. 
 
 The waking Echidna startled running spines into larger Koala clinging on. As the sun ’ s beam heated near the man and shined in his eye and stirred the airs too the man moved and waved in the breeze. The Koala startled from the sun ’ s beam stirring the waving man waking the stirring Echidna. 
 
 So Koala dug into the man with its sharp tree-climbing claws but only three since the fourth was cut. It didn ’ t have the fourth claw anymore so it could not dig in to The man reached down his two long, large upper branches turning into fingers on each end since Koala could not dig in to move up and eat the eucalyptus. 
 
 The man ’ s eyes now open from the sunbeam still did not see what was around him but only knew that the woman he woke with was his only by chance. Her body his bed and it could just have been on another world all the same. He knew that his father only came here because he was shifted by the weights of the stars on a course leading him. 
 
 Although his direct father did not but not his either or his but instead a father much more distant in any regard about the time. Maybe a million million beams came on his fathers ’ eyes before the winds stirred around him from this heat after this beam. 
 
 But now he was rooted firmly next to her to be his own father. She would help take care of his children she would Give them nutrients and hold their water bottle safe and clean Without any problems she would. With any problems she would now. 
 
 The man kept her healthy as she did him it was balanced between the two but they were not the only two in their lives. 
 
 The man ’ s cousins distant and removed also drank and fed from her bottle and bounty but they did not replace when they died like the man did or like Echidna balanced. They clang on like Koala did to the man and grasped tighter as they ate more of the fingers of the man and too fast for the man to grow them back. 
 
 And Koala ate and made sick and decided more mans were needed so more koalas could be but the man did not remember before Koala so never knew Koala needed more than the man could give. 
 
 his fingers tasted good for Koala more than anything else. Koala ate them all day of his life and then died eating them so much. He clung tight. 
 
 The man ’ s memory couldn ’ t remember what was before koalas since it got weaker each one. koalas grew big and drank of the water of the bottle of the woman but the man could not drunk anymore and koalas made sure man could not. 
 
 But when man had no more fingers for koalas man could not use fingers to feed himself. 
 
 man without his fingers nourished and drunk by the woman could not still work. he needed his fingers to turn the woman ’ s food and her drink that he drunk into his energy that his fingers made from the beam. 
 
 So koalas ate too many of his fingers but they realized they ate too many of his fingers for him to be balanced with the woman and the Echidna that ate the pests that hurt the man but not koalas since koalas was bigger and had claws and scared Echidna. Koalas saw no threat from Echidna or any one but koalas saw a threat from no more fingers so koalas slowed down eating fingers. 
 
 koalas eating less fingers was not enough anymore though The balance had been thrown and shoved so the man could not grow enough fingers to stay alive so the man died. The woman could not go on without the man because they relied on each other so the woman died. Echidna could not drink more and could not eat the pests that killed the man that the man could no longer have so the Echidna died. 
 
 Koalas looked at the man and saw he died and looked at the woman and saw she did and looked at Echidna and saw he died so koalas took whatever fingers koalas could find and whatever nutrition and water koalas could find and found another woman to wake up next to but this time it would be different for koalas. 
 
 
 A beam of light filtered through the crisp morning air, glinting off the foggy haze lingering near the lakeside. The koala breathed in deep satisfaction, before the beam struck the man ’ s eyes. 
 
 
 ( This is my first ever attempt at surrealism, and is a first draft. I have n't even read it down, since it's 3:30. )
