[ WP ] It is 60 years in the future . Nursing homes have replaced bingo with LAN parties .

“ Frisky Fridays will be a thing of the past. ” One aide said to the other. 
 
 The other aide chuckles and says “ Of course, they ’ ll stop boning *after* the LAN parties start up again. Are you ready? ” 
 
 “ As I ’ ll ever be, I guess, ” he begins to spread the word, “ LAN party is starting, head into the computer room. ” 
 
 A sea of old people begin to shuffle and move into the computer room, they flood the doors and become upset at the jam. The vast expanse of liver spots, wrinkles, and walkers subside as the seats in the computer room begin to fill. 
 
 They had the option of creating their own rig in arts & crafts this week, so it has all been leading up to this. They all boot up, not without help of course. 
 
 “ They built the damn things and still don ’ t know how to fuckin ’ turn em on. ” The aide whispered with a laugh to his coworker. 
 
 Everything is booted and ready as they all begin their newly made pregame ritual, tell their neighbors good luck, hydrate, and apply bengay liberally. 
 
 It begins, as if their arthritis hadn ’ t plagued their body in years, they click rapidly and attack their keys with swift precision. The whole group felt liberated, no longer tethered to their old aching body, they could once again conquer the world. 
 
 After hours of intense silence an old raspy voice pipes up, “ FUCK OFF GARY! NO FRIENDLY FIRE! ” 
 
 Edit: Wording
