[ WP ] [ TT ] The oldest person in the world is now officially a person who is a veteran of every single war his country has been in since WW1 . Reporters ask him how he has lived so long . His answer ? `` Make sure death is too afraid to come for you . ''

The reporters are surprised and confused by this `` wrinkled'' old man's response. One young reporter asks, `` What do you mean, Mr. Grabowski?'' 
 
 Jacob Grabowski, aka Titan Grey, looks at all the young reporters and then at a candle on his table stand. He places his hand over the flame and slowly lowers it down. The reporters start to get nervous. A reporter says, `` Hey, what are you-!'' 
 
 Titan then says, `` Death has been afraid of me since my earliest memories.'' 
 
 One reporter tries to stand up to stop Titan from burning his hand. But Titan quickly signals him to sit back down. Titan continues, `` I never knew my real parents or the exact place I was born. But as baby, I remember crawling around in the cold forests of Poland, which was ruled by Imperial Russia at the time.'' 
 
 A reporter roars out, `` Would you please remove your hand?! You are killing yourself!'' 
 
 Titan looks back at them and replies, `` Heat and Cold does n't bother me! I have been fighting the deadly forces of Nature and Man's foolish desire for absolute power all my life.'' Titan removes his hand from the flame and shows the reporters that his burn is quickly healing. 
 
 The reporters are stunned and almost speechless. A reporter hesitantly asks, `` H-how are you...'' 
 
 Titan responds, `` How am I alive? Like I said, I make sure that Death is too scared to come after you. My story is long, brutal, and very much weird after 1940. So I will tell the many wars of Eastern Europe. I was adopted by a kind innkeeper. She was nice and nurturing. She helped me to be caring and strong within. But her drunk of a husband never liked me. He continuously tried to make my childhood a living hell. My mother tried to shield my from his blows. But he always found a way to get to me. One day when I was a young man...'' 
 
 A reporter asks, `` Are you okay?'' 
 
 Titan replies, `` I ran away from home after I had a fight with that lousy drunk. I spent weeks alone out in the wilderness. It was very peaceful and relaxing until the first battle.
