[ WP ] Somehow make the line `` Boy , its a joyous day outside ! '' sound sad .

The hospital room was cold, the lights were too bright, the nurses were bitchy. The only solace was the window to my right. The doctor was speaking to me in slowly, using simple words. `` Your cancer has metastasized, you probably wo n't survive until the afternoon. But do n't worry, we can make it comfortable.'' 
 
 I said nothing, I felt a tear cascade down my cheek. I turned towards the window and looked over the green hills, the lovers on their picnics, the children laughing, and dogs playing. 
 
 `` Can... can I go outside?'' My voice hoarse and weak. 
 
 `` No, I'm sorry, it's against regulations.'' My doctor replied. He stood and left but not before he gave me a sad smile and closed my door. 
 
 `` Boy, it's a joyous day outside!'' I cried, `` A great day to die.''
