[ WP ] Just outside of everyone 's field of view , infinite Hitlers lurk . One day , as someone turns , one Hitler moves just a second too slowly .

`` Oh my fucking god.'' Cat said, then removed her glasses, squinting. Her friend looked at her, puzzled, as an expression of disbelief overtook her face. 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` It's Hitler. It's freakin' Hitler.'' 
 
 Cat received a punch to the shoulder by Sarah, her closest confidant, who did n't notice the Hitler just outside her point of view. However, Cat clearly saw him, including the deer-in-headlights expression atypical of Hitlers. 
 
 `` Dude, you're hallucinating. This must be why you wear those glasses all the time.'' 
 
 `` No, really. I'm not kidding. There's Hitler, *right there. *'' 
 
 `` Literally?'' 
 
 `` Literally. It's literally Hitler. Wait, wait, HEY! DO N'T YOU RUN OFF!'' 
 
 Just as Cat grabbed him by his sleeve and yanked him back into her point of view, Sarah noticed the dictator. 
 
 `` Holy shit, you're right! What is the meaning of this?'' 
 
 Hitler muttered something in German as a smug expression formed upon him, only to be slapped off by Cat, who spoke the language fluently. 
 
 `` Do n't call me that, *Schießkopf! * Now, explain to me why the hell you're here! In fact, tell me why the *fuck* you thought it was a good idea to murder *millions! *'' 
 
 Sarah stared dumbfounded as the Nazi looked around, whistling innocently before suddenly breaking free of Cat's grip, yelling `` BLITZKRIEG!'' as he ran off, laughing like a hyena. 
 
 Cat, an enraged fervor taking her over, dashed after Hitler, screaming that egalitarians are way better than Nazis, that racism is stupid, and that he should get right back there so that she could slap him in the face again, the bastard. 
 
 However, she was completely unaware of the abundance of other Hitlers that lurked within her blind spot, snickering mischievously as they spied on both her and her extremely confused comrade, who remained in her spot, jaw agape. 
 

