[ WP ] Your physical attributes are now described as a list of computer specs ( ie . graphics card for eyesight , processing speed for intelligence , etc ) . Everyone 's specs are listed everywhere from resumes to social media profiles to dating websites .

I watched from the stage as the women sat down at their respective dinner tables. I could feel the weight of their stares, as some pointed while bickering amongst themselves whom they felt they were gon na pick as their date for the evening. I adjusted my tuxedo, making sure i looked sharp and the 1GB Ram of weight i had lost i had to admit improved my over all confidence. It was the annual 2017 Choose your Rig and all the nerdy, rich, sassy and spoilt women would come and pick someone to have fun for the night, at a small price of course. I decided to volunteer, out of curiosity to see the turn of events but also to flatter my ego a little bit. 
 
 We were divided into different specs, your facial features and beauty determined your graphics qualities, intelligence, determined your processor, weight calculated your overall Ram and last but not least, infact the fan favorite was the Hard drive. Were you packed with a 1TB SSD? Boy, can you ride all night. 
 
 
 
 `` Ladies and Gentleladies, you all know why you are here today, coz I do.'' The host turned around and stared at us with a coy smile, eliciting whistles from the crowd. `` Without further a do, let the show begin.'' 
 My chest palpitated as the crowd cheered, suddenly an overwhelming anxiety paralyzed my body. This was a bad mistake. What if I was n't up to their tastes? What if i was n't picked? My sister would n't let it rest for the next few decades thats for sure. 
 
 
 
 
 `` Boys come forward.'' The host beckoned. She was a high end rig, thats for sure. 
 
 
 
 
 `` From the 4GB category: We have Ken Spencer.'' The first guy went forward, recieving cheers and whistles as ladies made their bids, each casting her own amount, as the host read out his specs. I stayed in the middle of line, waiting to see how things turned out for the others first. The line grew smaller and smaller and soon enough, I was the main spotlight. 
 
 
 
 
 `` Our seventh contestant. We have Jack Strausser.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 I puffed my chest out abit, almost posing like a one legged pirate with a stroke. Damn, I was too nervous. 
 
 
 
 `` He comes with a Nvidia GTX 780, as you can see ladies.'' The host gestured at the crowd. 
 
 
 
 `` Core i3, quad core.'' 
 
 
 
 Never was the smartest in class but i tried. 
 
 
 
 
 `` And last but not least, 80gb hard drive....IDE.'' 
 
 
 My stomach sunk. 
 
 
 
 Loud, raucious laughter erupted from the crowd, some clutching their abdomens as i stared into the abyss infront of me. 
 
 
 
 `` Thats a lie, that was not the spec I gave out. Thats a mistake.'' I shouted at the host due to the drowning from the crowd, but I was only met with a shrug. I groggile left to the backstage, facing stares and strained chuckles from the contestant themselves. This was a mistake from the beginning. 
 
 
 IDE hard drive. My ass.
