[ WP ] Aliens have invaded the earth and have effortlessly defeated humanity , only to be fought off by wildlife . They were expecting military resistance ... They were not expecting bears .

After defeating our forces, the aliens went for the caves. We tried to tell them what a very BAD idea this was in winter, but they saw our efforts as sabotage. 
 
 I can still remember the way my MRTHK, Z'urtaug, poked me with the cattle prod, right before she got her head swiped off. `` No go there,'' I said, pointing to the cave she wanted to explore. My command of BRZDNK was n't as good then as it is now and the aliens still were n't letting us use English. 
 
 `` Why,'' she sneered. 
 
 `` Bad sleeps there,'' I tried. `` Wake up, angry angry angry!'' 
 
 She raised her face tentacles, BRZDNK dance-language for rolling her eyes. Then she prodded me. `` BRZDNK are a cave-dwelling civilization. We have been eliminating cave pests longer than you worms have existed. Whatever stupid little pests you have on this planet hardly worry me.'' 
 
 She tried to push me into the cave. I ran away and hid. 
 
 `` Unbelievable!'' She said. `` You will pay for this. But first, let me just show you how a BRZDNK deals with wildlife.'' 
 
 24 hours later, the invasion was over. The president was on the radio, explaining that it was time to rebuild. My wife made teddy bears for our children. When I gave one to our oldest, she asked me why. 
 
 I said: `` For protection.'' 
 
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