[ CW ] Write a short story without using the words `` the '' or `` and '' .

`` Alright, is our announcer ready?'' 
 
 `` All clear here boss, we are good to go.'' 
 
 `` Perfect. Sound?'' 
 
 `` Set!'' 
 
 `` Camera?'' 
 
 `` Set!'' 
 
 `` Roll sound.'' 
 
 `` Sound rolling!'' 
 
 `` Roll Camera.'' 
 
 `` Camera is rolling.'' 
 
 `` Marker... take one... Action!'' 
 
 **'' In a world, where dinosaurs roam free, our protagonist must master th-BLEEP. `` ** 
 
 `` CUT! Hey, Announcer dude, were you really about to say what I think you were about to say!?'' 
 
 **'' I'm... I'm confused. Did I almost swear or something on film? `` ** 
 
 `` Yeah you did, or an equivalent of swearing. Our higher ups have demanded that certain words not be used during our productions. That article you were about to say? That's one of them.'' 
 
 **'' You mean'th-BLEEP'? `` ** 
 
 `` Good gosh man! Are you trying to get us all fired! Thankfully that guy over there is a top-notch editor. He can censor you out when needed, but refrain from using that type of language, ok?'' 
 
 **'' I do n't get paid for this type of shi-BLEEP. `` ** 
 
 `` I said watch your language on set! Some people never learn... Alright, Take two... Action!'' 
 
 **'' In a world where dinosaurs roam free, our Hero must master... magic, swordsmanship, an-BLEEP. `` ** 
 
 `` Cut!'' 
 
 **'' Oh you have got to be kidding me. Was I about to say something forbidden again? `` ** 
 
 `` You got it. Per our higher ups, certain conjunctions may not be used either.'' 
 
 **'' You got to be sh-BLEEP-ing me! I ca n't say certain words, which are not offensive at all because your higher ups have a problem with said certain words! Why is there such a retarded rule in place?! `` ** 
 
 `` Well, you see, our boss made a bet with his seven year old niece. If his company can go an entire day without saying certain words, he does n't have to get her an ice cream cone. Instead, she has to buy him an ice cream cone!'' 
 
 **'' You have got to be Fu-BLEEP-ing kidding me...'' ** 
 
 `` Yep... That's how our business is sometimes. Alright, let's try it again folks. Take three... Action!'' 
 
 **NO! I quit! I can understand I ca n't say certain words like fu-BLEEP, or sh-BLEEP, but I ca n't say th-BLEEP or an-BLEEP! Your network can go to He-BLEEP for all I care. Keep your da-BLEEP money! I do n't need it! I'm out, you will never hear from me again, you understand. Fu-BLEEP-ing morons...'' ** 
 
 `` Hey, assistant...? Do you think our higher ups are being too unreasonable with their request?'' 
 
 `` Not at all boss.'' 
 
 `` Yeah me neither. Alright! Bring in our backup announcer! I want to finish filming this before lunch if possible!''
