[ WP ] Write a serious , adult story in a style normally intended for children .

Young Jackie and Peter were quite the young pairing, 
 Both popular, beautiful, loving and caring, 
 They met in their high school; fell heels over head, 
 They walked and they talked and they both shared a bed. 
 
 They did *that one thing* that the kids are all doing 
 ( and let us be clear, so you're not misconstruing ), 
 They did the one thing that makes babies appear, 
 They did it a lot, from the front, from the rear. 
 
 And, who would have guessed that the doing they did 
 Did what doing it does - it produced them a kid. 
 Young Jackie had tested, the Clearblue was clear 
 That they both would be parents in less than a year. 
 
 But Peter was angry; his future was fading, 
 The thought of a nappy was simply degrading, 
 He argued and blustered and pleaded his case: 
 `` Just think of the money! The stress! The disgrace!'' 
 
 Young Jackie, she listened, she heard Peter's pleading, 
 She thought, and she thought. Then she noticed the bleeding. 
 She paled, so did Peter, they drove to get treated, 
 The embryo's journey abruptly completed. 
 
 They drove home in silence, the space in between them 
 A gulf ( though you'd never have guessed if you'd seen them ), 
 They split, they grew up, went to college, grew old, 
 Young Peter and Jackie, their story now told. 

