[ WP ] Write a story with the grim reaper/angel of death ( a position that can be passed on ) as the protagonist .

I fucking hate kids. Adults are fine. Teenagers are bearable. But kids? Fuck'em. Every kid I've dealt with is always so confused. They're scared, which is understandable, but why do they have to fucking whine? 
 
 People do n't like me. Which is expected. What I do n't really understand are the people who call me and tell me to pick'em up. It's nice to feel wanted. I get excited. But when I finally get over there they're suddenly terrified. Why? Did n't they want me to take them? Why are they so afraid now? 
 
 The people who accept me are the best. They come quietly and even tell me stories about their lives. I ca n't speak, so listening is my favorite hobby.
