[ WP ] At birth , everyone is randomly assigned one law they can break for the rest of their life . You are given ... .. loitering .

Name: Rolf Slentre 
 
 DOB: 7/4/1998 
 
 EL: Loitering 
 
 
 The police officer checked my information twice, three times, but it would check out. It was accurate, after all. 
 
 `` The hell do you mean, you ca n't do anything? He's on my property!'' 
 
 Yeah, yours and every other corrupt sonofabitch I do this to. Loitering is pretty damn handy for protesting. I have it, might as well change the world. 
 
 Plus, I get to picket right in their face. And that was fun as hell. 
 
 `` He's been affecting my sales for a month!'' 
 
 `` And if I'm correct, sir, your Exempted Law is Corporate Fraud, and mine is Criminal Neglect, so quite frankly, I do n't want to help you, and I do n't have to.'' 
 
 I gave that cop a fistbump as he left. And then I proceeded to loiter. Aggressively loiter. 
 
 Hell yeah.
