[ WP ] You discover the message meant to be given to `` The Chosen One '' was wrongfully given to you .

`` As long as evil resides in the heart of humans, someday, one will rise up to replace me, hehehe.'' 
 
 `` Oh, shut up'' I sighed, and plunged the holy lance Asterion into Nargul's throat. There was a bright flash, and an unholy shriek as the Demon lord's body started to fade out of existence. 
 
 I could hear the victory music in the background and a trumpet, signalling that I had leveled up once again. I seem to have also learned a new spell: Armageddon, Kill Everything, everywhere. Great, pointless now, after the final battle. 
 
 Suddenly, the doors of the grand hall flew open. 
 
 `` DEMON LORD NARGUL, WE ARE HERE TO VANQUISH YOU.'' A Warrior, wizard, priest and thief appeared in the doorway, brandishing their weapons. 
 
 `` Who the hell are you guys?'' I asked. 
 
 `` I am Prince Aubryn of Kandya, protector of the realm, and the Chosen one, here to fulfill the prophecy by vanquishing the Demon Lord Nargul!'' The warrior cried. 
 
 `` Aww hell, no,'' I screamed. `` I'm the chosen one. I rescued the princess, I got the Holy Lance Asterion, and I beat the demon lord. The Grand Wizard Darius told me so Himself.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, that was my bad'' the wizard beside the warrior said. `` Sorry, there was a translation error. The Ancient words for Prince and Pigfarmer are very similar.'' 
 
 `` But... But, I beat the demon lord with the holy weapon!'' 
 
 `` Pfft, get real'', the Prince scoffed. `` Do n't you know main characters ALWAYS use swords? Behold, the true holy sword, EXCALIBUR!'' 
 
 `` What do you have, a lance?'' The thief laughed. `` The best you could hope to be is the broody antihero who betrays the hero halfway through the adventure but comes to his senses before the final battle!'' 
 
 These guys were pissing me off. 
 
 `` Thank you for your help,'' the Prince said, `` but your assistance is no longer required. We'll handle it from here. I'll be taking the demon lord's treasure and the princess, thank you. And you'll be amply compensated. Maybe a knighthood.'' 
 
 `` BACK OFF,'' I scowled. `` I killed the Demon Lord, and saved existence as we know it. The treasure and the princess are mine!'' 
 
 `` We would've beaten him even if you were n't here!'' The Prince shot back. `` I'm the rightful heir to the throne, the princess and treasure belongs to me!'' 
 
 `` Alright, alright, I'm sure we can settle this peacefully...'' I sighed. Looks like there's only one way out of this. 
 
 `` I CAST ARMAGEDDON'' I scream. Suddenly the opposing party spontaneously catch on fire and start screaming. 
 
 `` I THOUGHT YOU SAID PEACEFULLY'' the prince screamed in agony. 
 
 `` Yeah,'' I smirked. `` As in May you rest in peace'' I then proceeded to stab them with my lance
