[ WP ] Satan gathers up all the lesser demons and announces that they 're going to be adding another sin to the seven deadly sins and whoever comes up with it gets to be in charge of that department .

Satan sat atop his thrown, looking down upon all the tormented souls, and decided his population was lacking in variety, there were only 7 types of people. So he called a meeting with all of the lowest ranking demons, and told them, `` I need a new deadly sin, I want some variety down here, so whoever comes up with the best idea gets to run that branch of hell.'' 
 
 The demons all started shouting their ideas but satan heard two very common ideas. Accordionists/bagpipers, which he could n't accept seeing that it was wrath due to the fact that it was abuse on the ears. And being a lawyer was to generic. Someone said `` Being the Fine Bros,'' and as funny as that was, that would work because that's being jewish and according to stereotypes, that's synonymous with greed. 
 
 Then Craig, the ex lawyer, said `` I've got an idea, leaking info on the upcoming pokemon games'' at that moment the confetti canons fired into the poor tormented souls' eyes and a celebration began because they had their winner. His idea was absolutely marvelous. 
 
 ( The inspiration for this story was someone leaking all of the names and typing of the sun and moon pokemon and I'm on mobile so I could n't avoid it. Fuck that guy. )
