[ WP ] On Judgement Day , every single person is left behind and you 're the only one who is saved , because you believed something no one else did .

*Hi Britney, I did n't see you over there. Come here, you do n't have to be afraid. I'm God. * 
 `` Like the all powerful capital G O D? OMG!'' 
 *Please do n't use my name in vain* 
 `` Like oh my god? Okay, since you're like my biggest hero I wo n't ever say it again.'' 
 *No. Do n't ever repeat OMG, YOLO, LOL, and really most acronyms. The only acronym that I will respond to is BAMF. * 
 `` BAMF?'' 
 *Before understanding the nature of BAMF, you must first read the story of Jesus. * 
 `` I love stories, especially romance. Romance is my favorite. Did you ever watch The Notebook?'' 
 *I read the book, but was deeply disappointed with the movie. Hollywood ca n't ever get it right* 
 `` It was a book?'' 
 *Forget about The Notebook... * 
 `` But I love The Notebook. I could spend an eternity talking about it. It's seriously, my favorite movie.'' 
 *Please do n't interrupt me again, understood?'' 
 `` I guess.'' 
 *Before I was rudely interrupted I was going to explain something to you but I have lost my train of thought. Oh yes, do you believe everything happens for a reason? * 
 `` Of course. After JT left N'Sync I bawled my eyes out like how could you Justin!? Really he just wanted to be independent. Today, we're blessed with FutureSex/LoveSounds.'' 
 *Exactly, even though N'Sync was a better musical act just in my opinion, I will let that blasphemy slide. * 
 `` You wish! You must be stuck in the past thinking N'Sync is better, LAWL.'' 
 *Fuck! Do n't go Old Testament on her ass, please do n't be Old God. Be young, cool, hip God. In with the times, that's me. That's defientely me, they sing songs about me, they worship me. I'm going to do some jumping jacks now. I will tell you why you're the only one here Britney. Soon enough. 
 **One Billion Years later** 
 `` God, you've been doing jumping jacks for a really long time. You should stop because you might hurt yourself.'' 
 *One billion years? Shiit, I did jumping jacks for 10 billion while creating your precious earth. * 
 `` You're an all powerful, all holy, all mightyfull God.'' 
 *And? * 
 `` I'm sorry for saying JT is better than N'Sync, he should've stayed N'Sync forever. Happy?'' 
 *Thats all I wanted to hear from you Britney. We can make eternity a living hell or heaven. It's up to you Britney, you just have to be more agreeable. Understood?'' 
 `` Yeah yeah yeah, I got it. More agreeable. Now what, my all knowing and powerful being?'' 
 *Cheeky. Hahaha. That's my first laugh in God knows how long. * 
 `` But you should know, since you're all knowing. Right?'' 
 *Oh no, I'm quite forgetful. After I created Iggy Azalea I quickly realized my mistake. Since then my apathy has grown to all time highs, and some would say that my forgetfulness/apathy is my best or worst trait. I will let you be the judge. * 
 `` I ai n't no judge God.'' 
 *I know. Thats why today is the day you will come to understand why you're amidst a God, while nobody else is. * 
 `` I'm so excited! This reminds me of my 16th when I got a Chevy Malibu from my Dad.'' 
 *I'm happy you feel this way. Now, back to the reason of our date for eternity. You're here because you believe Game of Thrones is a historical document. * 
 
 

