[ WP ] You are the descendant of a line of Androids built in the image of man ( but less intelligent and taught to worship humans as gods ) . You are one of the lucky few chosen to visit Earth , home of the gods .

2 years and some more ( part one ) 
 
 - Wake up! 
 I open my still blurred to find a small silhouette in front of my bed. 
 
 - Wake up, you have the great trip today, get your ass on the shower. 
 
 O yeah, today is the big day. I do n't really know whats so big about it, but I was supposed to be happy with it. Today I'm going to visit the old gods. Actually, I do n't even believe they are gods, but my mom is making me go. It's a 2 years flight and I hate spaceships, the sits are so small, God. The Spaceports always have big lines and delays, my mom says that is because those are old human costumes that we should follow. 
 
 `` Ok, mom, I'm ready''. 
 
 `` Yeah, you say you do n't worship the humans but have the same talent to get us late, let's go!'' 
 
 You know what makes me even mad, they just show human television on this kind of flights, I'll have to spent 2 years watching some guy talking about how well this other guy can throw a ball inside a basket or even worse, watch an old human saying how good is this human in pretending to be another human, I ca n't swallow it. And the food, how they can make something that bad so expensive. Am I that insane that I'm the only one that hate visiting the humans? 
 
 `` Were you heading Ma'am?'' 
 
 My thoughts were interrupted by the parking lot security talking to my mom. 
 
 `` Interplanetary port sir.'' 
 
 `` Go left then straight and park on the sector 8'' 
 
 `` Thank you sir.'' 
 
 I have never been to sector 8, it's way more beautiful then the other sectors, the Interplanetary port is white blue and gold, I suppose that because, with big arcs, it is wonderful. 
 
 Even that my mom said that we were late, there is still 5 hours till my flight, so I'll have to find something to keep me entertained so I do n't die from boredom. Being a huge place I think I'll be fine. 
 
 `` Get you bags on the truck!'' - said my mom with a little vain popping from the bottom of her neck. 
 
 Is she upset? How long has she been talking to me?'' 
 
 `` Oh, ok mom.'' 
 
 Now it's my favorite part, check-in. I think I'm lucky, just a few people on the line today and there's a really cute girl checking-in, would be great if she sit next to me. I hope I get the new model planes, I heard they have a new function that make the trip fell like just on year. And one year of bad food is way better then two. 
 
 `` Next!'' 
 
 It's my turn, was faster then i tough 
 
 `` Hello sir, were's your destination? `` 
 
 `` Old gods earth at 13:27H''. 
 
 `` Ok, sir. Can I have your intergalactic passport and human worshiper card.'' 
 
 Human Worshiper card. I did n't brought it I guess, I'm afraid to look at my mom right now, I can almost feel the air getting hot from her `` angryness''. 
 
 `` There you go miss! - Said my mom handing my card.'' 
 
 `` thank you, you can put your luggage on the right teleporter while I print your tickets.'' 
 
 That's some heavy bags, what did my mom put in here. If she was n't right next to me i would think it was her, she really love humans. 
 
 `` Ok, sir, you're good to go, you should be on the boarding room 1 hour before the flight.'' 
 
 `` Thanks!'' - I said. 
 
 `` Mom, I think I'll try to find something to eat, you want something?'' 
 
 `` No, you go ahead, I'll be waiting for you outside the boarding room, be here in 20, ok?'' 
 
 `` But mom, There are more then 4 hours till the flight.'' 
 
 `` I do n't care, things happen, and if you miss this flight mister, I'll open your chest with my car keys, your hear me?'' 
 
 `` Ok, mom.'' 
 
 She always says that, I'll be fine, I'll find some place to relax for an hour. There's a big coffee two floors above, I'll check it out and taste some new food programs. I wonder how mad my mom will be if I get 40 minutes late, well, I have 2 years of infinite boredom inside an space ship, let me enjoy while I can. 
 
 Well, that's a fine place, I can kill some time here. They have some humans drinks in here, I'll try this Vanilla something. 
 
 `` Hi, how can I help you sir?'' 
 
 `` Hi, I'll have this vanilla something.'' 
 
 `` Which vanilla sir? We have Vanilla espresso, Vanilla Expertise, Vanilla caramel, Vanilla Standard, Vanilla Mirage, Vani...'' 
 
 `` OK! I'll have a Vanilla Expertise.'' 
 
 I guess I was so afraid that the flavors would go forever that I ordered without even ask what this drink was about. However, anything that have `` Expertise'' in it should be great. 
 
 I'll find a table so I can have my moment. I think that the girls that I saw early in line is over there, maybe I should say hello, she could be going to earth as well. 
 
 `` Hi, I saw you checking-in earlier, are you going to earth?'' 
 
 For the expression on her face I think I should stop talking to strangers, apparently it is seen as a bad habit. Well, I'll count one new mistake for me. 
 
 `` Err.. Yes, actually I am, are you going to the old gods land too?'' 
 
 `` Forced to, would be more accurate.'' 
 
 `` Tell me about it, what's so special about then, right?'' 
 
 That's the first time in my life that I met someone that share the same feelings towards humans with someone, who would say it would be right before a trip to earth. 
 
 `` Right? I just ordered a human drink called Vanilla Expertise, and I can assure your, there's nothing expert on it'' 
 
 `` Do n't even start, this place is terrible, What's so great about coffee? It tastes and looks really bad, I do n't wan na drink nothing black.'' 
 
 Right now the only explanation that I can find is that I'm sleeping and my mom is about to enter screaming in my room and ruins it all. A pretty girl traveling to the same place as I and despise humans, It's so good to be truth. 
 
 `` I know, I ca n't understand, what's so special about bacon?'' 
 
 Is it me or the place got more quiet and somehow colder. I can see at her face that something is n't right. She is looking to something behind me? She looks terrified, What can it be? 
 
 There's a big gold colored cyborg right on back, he's so close that I can hear his old processor working. He have some red symbol on his left chest, next to the main pumper, what dos he want. 
 `` How can I help you si...'' 
 
 My head!? it hurts so bad, did someone hit me? I'm so dizzy, I think I'm shutting down... I'll try to reboot.. \comand\ emergency_reboot2\essentials. 
 I ca n't move.. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

