[ WP ] The Speed Force has not only been given to the Flash . Speedy Gonzales and the Roadrunner have also been recipients of this gift . Tell me about it .

`` Those fuckers. A man can have it. A mouse can have it. A goddamn bird can have it. Why the fuck ca n't I have it?'' 
 
 Red and white sneakers sat on the floor, unlaced, untouched out of pure disgust. It was no longer enough to be the world's fastest hedgehog. You had to be a Warner Brothers lackey too. 
 
 `` Nintendo has n't done shit for me.'' 
 
 Sonic thought he would be the lucky few. The fastest whom were also the most righteous, given the special right to veto power on the UN Security Council. He'd always wanted to fuck with France. But now America's got another bird-brained dipshit on board and a cheese addicted motherfucker who works for the cartels. What happened to amorality in favor of immorality? 
 
 My taxi got to my destination so I'm gon na stop here.
