[ WP ] You have the spirit of George Washington in you and you 're itching for a revolution . You 're also a teenager working at a grocery store

WAKE UP! Today is a glorious day to initiate a revolution! You are nothing but a slave of that evil man called `` Walt Mert!'' And as a privileged white youngster you should raise yourself in arms to initiate a Revolution and achieve the freedom that I fought so hard for! 
 
 -ughh not again, Washington. It's barely 6 a.m. And I work until 9 a.m and for the love of my burrito, it's `` Walmart'' not `` Walt Mert'' and it's just a store where I work at, not a man who owns slaves. 
 
 -But they treat you like one-Said Washington deep on my soul, with his mighty American-British voice 
 
 -Look buddy, fine lets do this! 
 
 A day later, in the newspaper it read: `` Teenager shot dead after he allegedly confessed that he wanted a revolution from the oppressing work conditions `` Walmart'' when he was convinced to drop weapons after he initiated a mass shooting in the local grocery shop.'' 
 
 Edit: since I'm not a English Native speaker excuse my horrible grammar and spelling.
