[ WP ] Humanity wakes up one day to find that a giant penis has been graffitied onto the moon .

NSFW? Probably? Also graffitied is n't much fun, this is much better. 
 
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 `` I do n't think I've ever had this combination of feelings looking at a piece before, if you'll pardon the pun,'' an art critic mused. `` The phallus evokes both disgust and awe in its sheer size. It's juvenile yet playful, there's a sense of freedom there, a comparison between man and nature...'' he paused, muttering to himself. He carried on a hasty conversation with himself under his breath, the words pouring from his mouth like someone with facial paralysis eating soup. 
 
 `` The resources alone used to create this work must have been astounding,'' he paused again, his gaze rarely leaving the sky. You, yes you, newscaster, you do n't seem to get it, do you?'' the critic adjusted his bow tie uncomfortably, and smoothed out his hair. He fidgeted while he tried to speak into the microphone and stare into a telescope simultaneously. Each time he turned back more dishveled than the last. 
 
 `` One draws penises on bathroom stalls and in the margins of notes during boring lectures. The way in which this nonchalance, this dismissiveness, has been applied to something so grand... there are so many creative parallels and juxtapositions. I ca n't choose between being amazed or horrified, whether it's a prank or a statement... truly this must be the work of a genius without equal...'' he paused again. 
 
 `` It's especially noteworthy that while the shaft appears genuine, no attempt has been made to disguise the moon, playing the role of the scrotum. Perhaps another commentary on man's closeness to - or even inseparability from - nature. They could have just dragged a pattern in the regolith, but chose an alternate medium. One has to wonder how it's even attached.'' 
 
 Through the telescope a shaft of stupendous size hung, perplexingly fused to the Earth's closest neighbor, at half mast.
