[ PI ] The longer a spell takes to invoke , the more potent its effects . A single wizard has been casting a spell for hundreds of years . Today , he is finally done .

The whole magical world knew of Balthar the Strokers insane quest, his obsession, his self-proclaimed destiny. Some called it insanity, some called it brilliance. 
 
 Balthar knew the truth. It was beautiful madness, and what was about to come would be the greatest unleashing of energy on the planet. 
 
 Balthar knew what he was getting every male above the age of 13 into. He knew the immense joy that would come from his work. 
 
 That's why he had invested his entire being into this one spell, a spell that had only been cast once before. That time had resulted in what was commonly referred to as `` The Ice Age.'' 
 
 The wizard council had banned the casting of this spell. They said it was too dangerous. It was coming soon, and Balthar knew he had to work quickly. After all, after 431 years he could not take a chance at pulling his energy out too quickly. 
 
 He pulled out his magically hard, 11 inch wand and grasped it firmly in his right palm. Moving his hand up and down the wand he uttered the magic words. `` Aww saaa shaaaa grayeeeee.'' Louder, he yelled `` AAWWWW SAAAAAAA SSHHHHAAAAAA GRAAAAAYYYEEEEEE'' 
 
 His assistant, Andelinonus, heard Balthars powerful magical call from the other room. He erupted through the door, and cried out `` No! Do n't!'' 
 
 Balthar looked at him, his eyes burned with a fire unlike anything Andelinonus had ever seen before. `` Yes.'' was all he whispered. 
 
 Andelinonus sat down in the corner, his eyes glazed over. The spell was beginning to have it's effect. He could feel a magical warmth starting in his legs, moving upwards. A tingly feeling entered his stomach. He started to see stars. 
 
 Balthar took out two small spheres, holding them at the base of the wand he turned them in a counterclockwise direction in his hand, making half of a circle, then turning them back the other way. 
 
 He continued to move his other hand up and down the wand, pressing it against his stomach. The time had come. One last incantation... 
 
 `` OHhhhh Saaaashaaaa Grayyyeeee.'' He cried out, and Andelinonus cried out in ecstasy as the semen poured out of his dick. 
 
 He knew it would not stop for three days, three days of continuous orgasm, for every man on the planet. 
 
 Balthar chuckled, his life's work had finally come to fruition.
