[ RF ] An established but struggling band is seriously contemplating a new band name . Unfortunately the band members can not agree on a single name .

**Pete's Dialogue** 
 
 *Roger's Dialogue* 
 
 Keith's Dialogue 
 
 ***John's Dialogue*** 
 
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 **'' Oi, how you doin' lads? `` ** 
 
 *'' Well howdy Pete. We're actually not too good to tell you the truth. `` * 
 
 **'' Ah why not then, Roger? `` ** 
 
 *'' Well, Keith brought up a good point to me when we were at breakfast this morning. Keith, why do n't you relay the point to Pete while I continue to think of names. `` * 
 
 `` Alright then. Well, we've been seeing a bit of fame, but not as much as we should be getting. Frankly, I think it's due to our name.'' 
 
 **'' Ah what do you mean Keith? The Townshends is a damn good name. Really tells people what we're about. `` ** 
 
 `` Aye, we figured you would say that. And we figured, why ca n't we just test a few other names, see how they work?'' 
 
 **'' Well, I suppose we could see. What did you have in mind? `` ** 
 
 `` Alright, first one: The Moons.'' 
 
 **'' Nah, I'm not overly fond of that. `` ** 
 
 `` Figures.'' 
 
 *'' What about The Daltreys'? `` * 
 
 **'' Nah, do n't like that one either. `` ** 
 
 `` Yeah, I do n't like it either.'' 
 
 *'' Well piss off. I do n't like The Moons. `` * 
 
 **'' Yeah, that one's pretty dumb. That's like calling ourselves The Animals or something. `` ** 
 
 `` Alright, screw it then. Let's ask John what he likes the best. Oi, Johnny! Wake up ya pisser!'' 
 
 ***'' What do you want? `` *** 
 
 `` What name do you like the best for our band: The Moons, The Townshends', or The Daltreys'?'' 
 
 ***'' The what, the where, and the who? `` ***
