[ IP ] Ski Pluto !

The young couple in my office stopped at the old poster that advertised Skiing on Pluto. The man looked over at me. 
 
 `` Did they reopen Pluto?'' he asked me. I chuckled. 
 
 `` Nope, unless the Pluto Government came back into power and rebuilt everything and forgot to give me some new tourism posters!'' i joked. 
 
 Before the First Universal War Pluto was the go to place for skiing and tourism. The mega rich would go there for their `` summer'' homes. 
 
 When the war broke out Pluto tried to remain a neutral planet. When Earth and Mars was doing mandatory military drafts for the Universal Defense Force the rich packed up their money and family and high tailed it to Pluto. 
 
 The joke was on them though. When the war broke out Pluto was the first target the rebel forces attacked. Hate to be an asshole about it but I remember being on a military space station seeing the broadcast of rich assholes being held for ransom, shaking my head as some rich asshole was crying begging for help. They knew no one was coming to their rescue but the rebels figured they could be used as human shields. 
 
 The UDF decided other wise as they carpet bombed the planet, not caring who was killed because those who wernt on the UDF side were the enemy! 
 
 Now Pluto was an abandoned planet. The rebels escaped the bombings and the raids, the rich though wernt so lucky. 
 
 The only ones crazy enough to go to that dead world were `` danger'' tourist and treasure hunters looking for lost fortunes of the `` traitor'' family's who escaped the draft. 
 
 `` Honey check this out.'' the girl said as she pointed to a poster of PSO J318.5-22. The guy looked at the poster then at me. 
 
 `` This place still a good spot?'' he asked. I nodded. 
 
 `` Been there last month! Still the Las Vegas of the Exoplanets!'' I said happily. Seeing the couple look at each other I knew I was about to get a sale. 
 
 Being a travel agent on a space station is a pretty good gig!
