[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

`` This damp prison cell is hardly a match for the Amazing Contortor! ``, a man in an ill fitting suit shouted, his cries falling on empty cells or apathetic ears. He had decided on an... unconventional name. Why did the heroes get a monopoly on the word'Amazing'? Combined with his di understanding of suffixes, the `` amazing contortor'' was born. He went around the town, causing mayhem and misdeeds through his amazing acts of contortionism, such as slightly distracting heroes by stretching his leg over his head. He was more offended by the after-thought nature of his capture than with being arrested itself. Ultra Man himself - another interesting case study in self naming - had grabbed him off the street as he was performing his acts of villainy. He had not been hard to catch, because he could not move in his contorted pose. Ultra Man had thrown him into the back of a squad car only after all the other villains had been disposed of, and it had taken an innocent passerby's mention for him to even notice the contortionist. 
 
 On his way to the jailhouse the Amazing Contortor had decided that no matter what it takes, he would have his revenge. He would distract Ultra Man so hard he would forget his own name. He would positively dazzle him. All he had to do was get out of his cell. Unfortunately, his contortionist abilities were limited. No matter how hard he tried, how hard he hated, he could not squeeze through the bars. He had resorted to yelling, taking out his frustrations on anyone who would listen, trying to annoy his way out of prison. 
 
 Footsteps echoed throughout the hallway outside the cell. He backed into the corner of his cell, scared of what he imagined was an angry guards wrath. He had gotten most of information about what happens in prisons from the movies, and he was sure that he was about to get beat unmercifully. Instead, a likewise ridiculously suited man appeared outside his cell. He stopped in front of the bars, and peered in. 
 
 `` Behold! I am the Keymaster! I am here to release you to continue your acts of villainy! Tell me, what is your name and goal?'' 
 
 The Contortor felt a spark of hope, and approached the bars. 
 
 `` I am the Amazing Contortor. My only goal is to defeat Ultra Man. He took everything from me.'' 
 
 `` Oh, you'll do nicely. Ultra Man is just the hero that I need distracted. Now tell me, how do you plan to defeat him?'' 
 
 `` I was planning on a pose, a pose so grand that Ultra Man will have no choice but to pay attention,'' The Amazing Contortor started to pace around as he spoke, emulating the villainous orators from the movies,'' This pose will make all of cirque du soleil look like child's play,'' He was no longer facing the man outside the cell,'' This pose will be enough to distract even those who are shooting up that very moment, those who have addictive substances roaring through their veins right that moment. They will instead become addicted to my moves. Yes, friend, this pose will be my Magnum Posus.'' He heard the sound of a cell opening, and turned back around. The Keymaster was gone. 
 
 `` Hey, where'd you go?'' 
 
 The Keymaster came back into view. He was being followed by another man in a spandex body suit. He looked back at the Amazing Contortor, and felt a little pity. Plus, it could n't do much harm to the cause to have as many villains as possible attacking Ultra Man. He opened the cell door. 
 
 The Amazing Contortor was again offended. *'' Caught and released on an afterthought'' *, he thought to himself. *'' Looks like I'll have to deal with this'Ticketmaster' after I dazzle Ultra Man'' * 
 
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