[ WP ] Genghis Khan , father of a thousand children , destroyer of cities , is about to conquer your town . His secret weapon ? Not his horde of fearsome warriors , but a deadly repertoire of dad jokes ...

It must have been fate. It was no conincidence that the one time I come back to Naran to visit my sister, he attacks. You know, there was one time in my life where I thought he was a myth. I thought he was a devise to strike fear in to the hearts of my generation. 
 `` Help your father with farming, we need a good yield or Genghis Khan will come for us...'' That's what mother would've said. It all seemed to... vicious to be real. 
 But now I know he's real. 
 The sun had risen earlier than usual... that meant that the land would be getting hotter soon. So I woke up, obviously a bit tired, but still enough to commit to the hunt. I met with a few other Townsfolk and then we left. 
 The hunt itself was relatively successful, we managed to kill a goat and I managed to even lure a boar into captivity. I'd have said it was going to be a good day... I would have been wrong. 
 
 When we got back to the town, we were met with the most horrific sight I had ever seen. The whole town was on fire, bodies of our friends and families were strewn along the street. There was on soul left alive... but one. A man, larger than life stood in the middle of the road. He was n't Naranian, his clothes were too luxuroius and he seemed well fed. His large physique blocked out a majority of the light from the fire, making his outline more prominent. Consumed by rage, one of the hunters ( I think I remember his name being Batbayar ) ran towards this man with his axe held above his head. I raised my hand to try and stop him but to no evail. The large man said something indistuingishable which stopped the hunter in his tracks. Unsure of what to do next, he collapsed to his knees and burst into tears, with imposing figure of the man towering over him. From what I recall, Batbayar was n't usually the person to be found crying. His wife died a few weeks prior and he was hard as a rock, he came hunting the day after and the only noticable difference was his yield was exponentially greater. The foreign man crouched next to Batbayar and whispered in his ear, I could n't make out a single word he said but it must have really affected the hunter because he raised his Ax above his head and plunged it deep into the side of his own head. His death was instant, there was no was no pain in his death... only release. 
 
 I stepped forward and called out the invader. 
 `` Are you him?!'' 
 There was no response; I walked forward a few paces. 
 `` Are you Genghis Khan?!'' 
 The man smiled, and the rest of the hunter stepped back. The youngest one started to cry. 
 
 He started to walk towards me, slowly but with conviction... The grin still plastered onto his face. 
 At first, I was afraid... I'd never fought another man, but as I thought about it the more sure I was. 
 I was the best hunter, I was of good heritage and I was tought to fight at a young age. I never saw this man fight, only speak. Words ca n't kill... weapons can though. He killed my family, he deserved to die. He killed my sister. He killed my friends. He destroyed my town. I would not let him harm the hunters behind me. We could still rebuild. 
 I raised my axe, and closed my eyes... the demon's footsteps filling my ears. 
 `` I will not die today'' I whispered to myself. 
 I opened my eyes when the footsteps stopped. 
 The large man was looking down at me with that stupid smirk still stuck on his face. He had a bloody stupid moustache that made me want to kill him even more. 
 `` I am going to kill you!'' I snarled through my gritted teeth 
 The man beamed at me and leant in to my ear. 
 `` Hi `` I'm going to kill you'', I'm Ghenghis Kahn'' 
 
 I could n't live after that. Fuck my life.
