[ WP ] You 've summoned a demon to assist you with your nefarious deeds . A hole opens in the floor , revealing your new helper . `` Tell me your name , '' you command . An hour later , it 's still not done making the incomprehensible sounds of its name .

`` WHAT DID YOU SAY SONNY? WHATS YOUR NAME AGAIN?'' Garcia screamed at the repulsive monster sitting on the kitchen floor. 
 
 No sounds came out. Nothing but `` OJVDNVDKDENDWKDWEGRKGB''. 
 
 “ OH WAIT. I SHOULD PUT ON MY GLASSES. Maybe that would help me hear you better. ” She said, seeming as for the past hour, that ’ s what she was missing. 
 
 Groping around the kitchen table, she put on her ( what she thought were her glasses but ended up being cupcakes ) glasses. Splattering them on her eyes, she exclaimed with a sigh of relief, much better. Then, clearing her throat she yet again, yelled “ WHAT ’ S YE LITTLE NAME PRINCESS? ” 
 
 Again, nothing but the incoherent sounds of “ OJVDNVDKDENDWKDWEGRKGB ”. 
 
 “ Davey Jone ’ s locker! I found her! ” exclaimed young Amelia, entering from the side door of the said kitchen. “ Granny! What are you doing? How did you escape the hospital? ” so many questions filed Amelia ’ s mind, including why her grandmother had chocolate flavored cupcakes in her ears. 
 
 Danny entered the kitchen to witness the scene of his grandmother yelling at his sister, chocolate cupcakes on the floor ( scandalous ) with his little cousin Billy tied up with adhesive tape on his mouth, muffing the same syllables: “ OJVDNVDKDENDWKDWEGRKGB! ” 
 
 “ Billy! Grandma! What are you doing to Billy? ” Danny scolded as he undid the tape and untied the ropes. 
 
 “ I summoned this demon from hell to do my bidding but I can ’ t seem to get his NAME! ” granny ma said to Danny and Amelia. Turning to Billy, yelling, ” WHAT ’ S YOUR NAME??!! ” 
 
 “ I AM NOT A DEMON! ” yelled Billy in an equally loud voice. 
 
 “ BULLSH*T! I SAW YOU COME UP FROM THE GROUND YOU SAD PIECE OF SH*T! YOU CAME FROM HELL TO DO MY BIDDING! ” yelled a pissed off grandma. 
 
 “ BULLSH*T! I ‘ CAME UP ’ FROM THE GROUND BECAUSE YOU PUSHED ME OVER AND I WAS TRYING TO GET UP. BUT NOOOO YOU HAD HIT ME WITH A VASE AND I BLACKED OUT ONLY TO FIND A SATANIC CIRCLE DRAWN AROUND ME WITH MY MOUTH TAPED AND YOU SCREAMING ME TO TELL YOU MY NAME. IM SORRY IF I AM BEING A LITTLE RIDIULOUS BUT I- “ 
 
 “ SHUT UP YOU MOTHERF*CKER! ” roared the wrinkly woman as she hit Billy in the head with a bat. “ Much better. ” She sighed with relief. 
 
 Little old granny ma turned to see two more monsters, exclaiming “ HOW IN BLUE TARNATION DID YOU DEMONS GET IN HERE? ” while whacking them all in the head in the same bat. 
 
 Finally, relieved to see that all was well, she sat down, put the cupcakes back on her eyes and waited for them all to wake up so she could ask them what their names were. 

