[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

`` JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.'' screamed the seven foot tall smoke monster as he erupted out of the poorly drawn pentagram on the floor. `` I SWEAR TO HEAVEN ABOVE AND HELL BELOW, IF YOU WANT ANOTHER DAMMED BOYFRIEND I WILL KILL EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE.'' As the immortal demon Apollyon yelled in frustration as he solidified in the mortal realm once again. He looked around and saw yet another group of angry looking teenagers dressed in a collection of improvised red robes. The leader of this group stepped forwards and spoke her demands “ I hereby command you to sever us demon and grant us our wishes monster- “ “ DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY OTHER FUSSY LITTLE RICH KIDS HAVE SUMMOND ME THIS WEEK ALONE?! YOU NEEDED LITTLE SHITS ” interrupted the monster. “ WHERE DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT HOW TO DO THIS? ” he screamed. “ Well ” said Jessica the leader of the impromptu cult “ we learnt from reading the latest twilight novel, where Bella summons a demon to- “ “ whhhhhhhhAAAATTTTTTT?? ” The yelled monster as the he burst into flames. “ IIIFFF YOU ’ LLL EXCAUSSSSEE MEEE, I HAVE SOME ONE TO KILL VERY QUICKILY, AND THEN I WILL FULLLLFILLLL YOU USULESS LITTLE EXCUSSSEEEE FOR A WISH. ” Apollyon then disappeared into the floor, leave the cult of teenagers in the dark again. “ Well jess what do we do now? ” said one of the girls, who was going for an obviously gothic look “ he ’ s already gone to kill that stupid twilight author, I mean that ’ s what we wanted him to do. ” Jessica turn to the other girl and said “ I dunno maybe wish for boyfriend s or something, I didn ’ t think it was going to be that easy to get rid of that horrible book series. ” 

