[ WP ] After cheating on a woman who was secretly a witch , a man is cursed with a size-shifting manhood which becomes inversely-proportional to the love he has for each woman he makes love to .

`` Cause of death,'' The corner spoke, tapping his pen against the desk too lightly to register on the recorder. `` Cerebral aneurysm. Professional note: I have never seen a cardiovascular system that has endured so much trauma at such a young age. The subject was a 28-year-old male apparently in good health and no family history of vascular disease. 
 
 `` Additionally, when the subject was brought in, I would swear their penis was... abnormal. He arrived erect and even the officers who dropped the body commented on it; though it measured nearly twenty inches in length, Stinson swore it had been nearly half-again as large when the ambulance crew had arrived on the scene to pronounce the subject dead. That was roughly two hours ago. Now, it is barely four inches long yet shows indications of *still* being fully erect. It's... it's...'' 
 
 After a brief pause, he shook his head and rewound the recording. `` Cause of death: cerebral aneurysm.'' *Click*.
