[ WP ] The Zombie Apocalypse is on its 3rd week . You expected them to be dangerous but you never expected them to be able to talk .

*knock knock* 
 I walked over and opened the door, the first daylight piercing into the living room. We had been told to board up our windows and doors when it first started but as luck would have it, the outbreak was n't so bad. 
 There he was, a walker, a ghoul, a zombie. I never knew what was politically correct with these people which also I realize is n't politically correct. Bowing his head, he held a clip board in front of him and his clothes were recently pressed. They smelt good though I ca n't say he did. 
 He raised his head up and looked me in the eyes with his one and smiled this freakish smile that I'll never forget. 
 He went to speak but lost his tongue for a moment. During this time I watched him quite confused, his clean white shirt and black tie getting decaying tongue all over it. 
 He regained it and chuckled awkwardly. 
 `` hello sir, I'm Steve and wondered if you had moment to listen about our Lord and savior zombification''. 
 I closed the door shaking my head no to the zombie. 
 My living room window thumped, I turned and another zombie dressed the same climbed through. 
 `` Zombification is a new little community through unification''. 
 I screamed NO and ran upstairs but another was on my roof. She broke through my washroom window. 
 `` We wanted to know of you'd be interested in joining our community of love and peace''. 
 I yelled, partially because I was shocked but also because I never liked these religious zombies. 
 Finally in my room, the the zombies cornered me. This was it, like it or not I would be converting to there weird ways and customs. 
 My arms clawed at the wall as they got closer. I found a bat and swung it towards them. Steve's head collapsed. The other two screamed in horror. They fled my house and left me be. 
 I thought that was the end until two police came to my house, both of them zombies. I could just tell by the way they talked. I was arrested and charged with second degree murder. 
 Now I wait here in my cell. Death row awaits me and the only way out is to convert but still I refuse. The zombie priest keeps urging for a bite but I tell him no and he accepts it. 
 I could over here the priest the day of my execution. 
 `` There's just no saving a monster''. 
 A bag was put over my head and I awaited death. The priest spoke some words then I felt it. 
 A fucking bite. My execution was death by zombification and let me tell you, now that I've seen the light, have you reading this ever considered zombification?
