[ WP ] you are the living embodiment of Greed . Unknowingly ever action you 've taken , no matter how good , has been greedy .

*'' Wake up, Daniel. Your time of judgement is here. `` * 
 
 
 Gasping, I bolted up off the floor, heart... not racing. In fact, I felt nothing but a mild chill that barely registered. Am I... dead? I glanced over the room, noting that the walls were practically luminescent; in fact, it was bright enough to hurt my eyes. A strange voice drifted into my ear, like a slow wind. 
 
 
 *'' As of December 19th, 2014, you are officially dead. You probably have many questions, but I will start by telling you that you will not be going to heaven, nor will you ever have the opportunity. `` * 
 
 
 Those words hit me hard. How? If I really had died, why was n't I going to go to heaven? I had never done anything wrong! 
 
 `` Why? Surely you must have made a mistake! I am a... *was* a philanthropist! I've been a regular volunteer worker for distaste areas! I do n't see how many other people could be more worthy to go to heaven!'' 
 
 
 The voice came again, and this time I could locate its source. It was a brilliantly shining figure, brighter than even the rooms walls, and this time the light really did burn a little. I averted my gaze, aware that it was possible I was speaking with a divine being. 
 
 *'' Indeed, Daniel. You have done many things in your life. But as a vessel of sin, as the vessel of greed, you were never going to be allowed into heaven. `` * 
 
 
 The... vessel of greed? `` That's a load of crock! You should know I frequently donate money to worthy causes! Are you saying that a man who would willingly part ways with his hard-earned money is a vessel of greed?'' 
 
 This time, the voice was a little harder as it spoke. *'' Again, that may be true. However, Daniel, as the vessel of greed, nothing you do is truly altruistic. *'' 
 
 `` I organized a fundraiser at the age of 19 for an orphanage!'' 
 
 *'' You were greedy for human contact, and did it to impress a girl. `` * 
 
 `` I offered help to those in disaster zones!'' 
 
 *'' You were greedy for a purpose, so that you may feel better about your existence and status. `` * 
 
 `` I... I... I payed for numerous children's education...'' 
 
 *'' You were greedy for attention, as one who could pretend to be a hero for those in need. Face it, Daniel, nothing you have ever done has been altruistic. You are the vessel of greed, and as such you belong in your home; the fiery pits of hell! `` * 
 
 I could do nothing as the floor vanished beneath me, dropping me into a fiery tunnel of darkness and heat. As I fell, the light of the room above slowly shrank, until I could see nothing but the fires that lined the walls. My skin felt like it was on fire, and I could feel my sense of self dissolving. I can barely hold on... 
 
 
 With a dull thud, the figure hit the ground, collapsed into a heap. Then, slowly, it picked itself up, and wandered deeper into the hellish landscape. 
 
 
 **'' I'm Home. `` **
