[ WP ] The Supreme Leader 's son is the greatest student in the history of the nation . Not because he actually knows anything , however , but because history , language , geography , and even science and math are routinely altered to correspond to his answers on test questions .

Sweat dripped down my brow as I pored over my test, searching frantically for any mistakes. 
 
 Speed of light? 3x10^8 m/s. Electrical charge follows the right hand rule. Like charges repel, opposite attract. Damn it, what happens to neutral ones? Come on, come on, the fate of the nation depends on it! Right, attracted to charges, but not to other neutrals. I carefully filled in the tentative pencil mark I had made. 
 
 My thoughts wandered, thinking of my father. Exiled from the country, for'having beliefs contrary to the teachings of the State'. I'm so sorry, dad. I answered that question right this time. Maybe you'll be let back in, and we can be a family again. 
 
 As I finished checking my answers, I made sure to lean back. Just a little bit, not enough that the proctors would notice. 
 
 But enough that the Supreme Leader's son, sitting behind me, could copy down my answers.
