[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

The young male approaches the female. His anxiety is palpable, the sharp tang of pubescent sweat hanging around him. As he approaches, she catches a strong whiff, but tries to pretend she does n't notice. She fails. 
 
 `` So, uh, Stacy...'' He stumbles over his words. The pressure of wooing a potential mate is catching up to him. `` I was wondering if you'd like to uh...'' 
 
 The female purses her lips, a sign of displeasure. His hesitation is hurting his chances. If he is n't careful, his courtship will fail and he will need to seek a copulatory partner elsewhere. Another bead of sweat runs down his acne-riddled forehead. He is getting even more nervous. 
 
 `` What, Mark?'' She says impatiently. She is getting impatient. The male's incompetence is simultaneously irritating and pity-inducing to the female. She will hear him out for just a little longer. 
 
 `` Would you... like to... go get a milkshake with me?'' He freezes, anticipation tensing his gangly teenage body. 
 
 `` Uhh, I have a boyfriend. Sorry.'' She is not sorry. 
 
 `` Oh, okay. Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day, Stacy.'' 
 
 `` You too, Mark.'' 
 
 The female walks away, laughing into her hands. The lonely male's search for a viable mate continues.
