[ WP ] The world is shaken when all online handles are corrected to their true owner 's identities . All except for one . Yours .

I looked on in surprise at what happened. I had just hit `` refresh'' on reddit and suddenly all the usernames had changed to, well, REAL names. As many threads popped up debating why the mystery had occurred, I noticed something else rather odd. At the top right hand corner of my screen was the name `` andrephilidor''. 
 
 Oh, good, so nobody knows my secret. Time to uncover a few of the mysteries about reddit. 
 
 The man behind the Jar Jar Binks fan theory, /u/Lumpawarroo, had changed to read `` George Lucas''. As a smile formed, I also thought to check in on /r/AskReddit to see how ridiculous the posts had gotten. Within moments, I had received hundreds of notifications. When I checked my inbox, they were all from one post, titled `` A redditor named /u/andrephilidor still has n't changed''. The theory that legendary chess player Andre Philidor was somehow still alive was quite funny. 
 
 I disabled notifications from that thread, it got old fast. Yet I got even more notifications, from a different thread. There, as I looked upon /r/all, I was more horrified than ever before, as one stood out with the most upvotes of all time: 
 
 `` GET HIM''
