[ WP ] `` It 's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security . '' Said the assassin to his target . `` I am here , there is no better security . '' Was the casual reply .

The man then proceeded to reach into his pocket. The assassin responded quickly, firing several shots into the chest and head of his target, wary of letting him draw his own gun. His target had n't even flinched, the motion was smooth and unhindered by a scenario that should really have left him dead. 
 
 The immortal took a puff of his now lit cigarette. `` Being unkillable does have its perks. For one, I do n't have to worry about the health hazard these things cause.'' 
 
 The assasin was n't paying attention to the words he was saying though. `` Why... How...'' he stuttered 
 
 `` Well, why? that's a long story. How? I hired a good wish lawyer,'' The immortal rambled, clearly quite pleased with himself. 
 
 `` What?'' The assassin blurted. Now smiling as well. The dude was mental. But then again. He had shot him, and the target had n't died. 
 
 `` Found a lamp. Rubbed it. Made a few wishes.'' He explained nonchalantly 
 
 `` You got to be fucking joking.'' The assassin could n't tell if he was being messed with. Surely this was some elaborate prank, or maybe he'd been set-up 
 
 `` Sorry about that. I'm afraid you just got unlucky,'' the immortal said, cracking a cheeky half grin. `` Want to see my other two wishes?'' 
 
 Edit: Made it a bit punchier ( credit to busykat ) 
 

