[ WP ] Write a story about a guy named Dave and his trip to the grocery store

`` huh'' thought Dave as he parked his car in front of the store. He got out of his Truck and took a good hard look at his favorite store. The store was put on thick metal poles 10 feet above the ground, much like how every other store was n't. 
 
 Dave got his ladder from the back of his truck ( he was a carpenter so regularly needed a ladder for situations like these ) and proped it up against the floating building and started his way up. 
 
 Dave pulled open the door and saw that Helen, his crush, was working at the cash register. 
 
 `` I like what you did to the eh... height of the building, ya'know?'' stumbled Dave, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. 
 
 `` Eh yes, i have genis plen tuh encrase saels. Wee jost put bulding on puls and its ist mur vizable'' Said Helen in ~~his~~ her thick ~~russian~~ american accent. 
 
 Dave then hastily bought the nearest items, eager escape the glances of the beutiful cashier, dressed in ~~his~~ her finest KGB uniform and a sporting a thick mustache and comb over. 
 
 Caring his paper bag out the store he sighed in belief. He walked out to his car, to find that falling 10 feet is quite painful ) 
 
 
 TLDR: i. dont. know.
