[ WP ] Elon Musk is actually a disguised alien who bet his friend that he could bring Earth to `` Technology Level 10 '' in one human lifetime .

Musk sits across the table from his friend, smiling. 
 
 `` Look, lem me buy you a drink. ``, his friend says. 
 
 `` Nope. It's on me.'' 
 
 `` You arent a rich human playboy anymore. And, you lost the bet.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but remember those projections? Now when their civilization implodes again from their superstition relapse, they will never be able to go technic!'' 
 
 `` That's dirty, you lost the bet on purpose.'' 
 
 `` Yup, but I won the contract from the galactic council using your help to startup. One barbaric child race down, only like a dozen left in this quadrant to go'' 
 
 *sigh* `` even out here you are one smooth customer'' 
 
 `` And I do n't even need to use asteroids to do it''
