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*Welcome back, to the National Incan History Channel* 
 
 Around 4000 BC, a group of settlers led by our Great and Mighty Emperor Pachacuti founded the nation of Inca on a small mountainous peninsula, living in the area that is now home to the shining city of Kuzcotopia, named for the almighty Llama God. Evidence shows that it was not long after the founding of the first of our Great Nations settlements was created, many large deposits of gemstones were discovered, quickly leading to prosperity, and the foundation of our second permanent settlement, dubbed Kronkton, in a bay to the west. 
 
 For many years, our people prospered on the Incan Peninsula, before the fate of the Inca was forever changed by the arrival of the first scout from the deceitful Chinese. From their home to the north, the filthy Chinese had seen fit to explore uninvited throughout and around the lands of our Great Leader, the Mighty Pachacuti. 
 
 While wary of the foreigners, our ancestors made no move of aggression or slight against the exploration parties. The warmongering Chinese however did not share our great people ’ s resolve for peace, sending regiments of spears and archers against our borders, destroying the terrace farms and fields, the greed of the filthy Chinese knowing no bounds as they took what the Incan workers had toiled to create. 
 
 The carbon dating of relics from Antiquity Sites associated with this era show that there was a drastic increase in military production as the peaceful people of the Incan Peninsula created swords from ploughshares as the resistance to the hostility of the Chinese began. As the heathen invaders were driven from our beautiful homeland, the legions of Incan Swordsmen and Archers, equipped with newly discovered composite bows and iron weapons, marched forward into the lands of the false Empress Wu Zetian. 
 
 Driving further northward, the righteous Incan soldiers came upon a city constructed in a fertile area surrounded by mountains, the Chinese fortress of Guangzhou. Seeing this disgusting blight upon the landscape, the Incan people saw fit to remove the beautiful land from the occupation of the disgusting Chinese who had seen fit to deface the area with their presence. However, due to the mountain ranges to the sides of the fortress and the godless devils of the Chinese elite Cho-ko-nu crossbowmen, any assault on the city led to the loss of many of our brave warriors. 
 
 The tide of the war turned in favour of our people, when one of the men received a message from the gods and led a small scouting party and a group of workers around the western side of the mountains and discovered that the fertile lands surrounding Guangzhou were part of a mountain pass leading through to the area claimed by the false Empress and her people as their homeland. Immediately the industrious Incan workers began to create the Glory of Pachacuti fort, shutting of Guangzhou from reinforcements, and soon after the city fell before the might of the Incan people. The Fortress-City of Guangzhou was cleansed of all the filthy Chinese who claimed loyalty to Wu Zetian, and was renamed Pacha ’ s Village in honour of the God of Farmers and the Working Class, for their part in the siege of the city. 
 
 The cowardly Chinese quickly brought deals of peace before our Mighty Leader, and in his mercy, he agreed, taking many luxurious tributes as reparations. The city of Pacha ’ s village quickly became one of the empires most precious cities, as its fertile hills and refreshing rivers were perfect for our people ’ s terrace farms, creating much food for the empire, whilst also holding a critical choke point at the top of the Incan Peninsula. Many of our historians agree that it was this conflict which not only created the needed security for our ancestors to prosper, but was a turning point for Incan opinion about our place in the wider world. 
 
 Following this, our great ruler saw fit to reach out to other peoples across the world, creating many trade routes between our people and the Romans, Polish and Swedes across the seas to our east. The gemstones that had long been adorning the palaces and peoples of the Incan empire were whisked across the seas, bolstering the already mighty economy of the Medieval Inca. 
 
 As our people ’ s eyes turned towards trade with the other civilisations of the world, the Chinese became arrogant and aggressive, forgetting the might of our armies that had so recently driven them to the ground, begging for peace. The false Empress and her cowardly people constructed a great Wall around their empire, sealing off all land routes to their cities as an act of defiance against our Noble Leader. Furthermore, it was at this time that the Chinese began to invade to peaceful American people, residents of the far north, as they attempted to expand. Soon only their capital city of Washington was left, the American people forced to attempt to create a living in the barren tundra. 
 
 Despite shown mercy as Incan ports opened to Chinese traders, creating prosperity in both nations, the godless False Empress Wu Zetian saw fit to denounce the Great and Mighty Pachacuti, in a final act of defiance. 
 
 **This was a slight which could not be forgiven. ** 
 
 Across the Empire; from the shining city of Kuzcotopia, to the mountain fortress if Pacha ’ s Village, too the port city of Kronkton, the Incan people turned their sights to war 
 
 Only those in our nation ’ s newly founded island colonies of Llamaville and Yzma ’ s Lair were exempt from the war machine, but we're nevertheless ready in case the need arose for them to join the war effort. 
 
 The final event that secured the fate of the disgusting Chinese was the discovery of dynamite and subsequent creation of the Incan Artillery System, the most advanced artillery system in the world at the time, capable of firing over mountains and from vast distances. The days of the heathen Chinese were numbered. 
 
 Due to the wisdom of Our Great and Wonderful Emperor Pachacuti, an alliance had been formed with the small city-state of Hanoi, an alliance which last to this day, and the Incan people had amassed a large army through the use of Hanoi ’ s militaristic capabilities, with many regiments of Hanoian Berserkers making up the front line. 
 
 With a single Righteous proclamation, the Incan war machine sprang into action. With the wall built by the Chinese to hide from our people ’ s majesty and brilliance blocking the main mountain passes to the Capital in Beijing, the attack was first directed at the city of Nanjing, on the eastern front of the lands the Chinese falsely laid claim to. With Incan Artillery attacking from the south whilst riflemen and Gatling guns moved in from the east, the assault on Nanjing began. 
 
 The sneaky, conniving Chinese used espionage to gain insight into the movements of the mighty Incan legions, and our soldiers took heavy losses. For a time, it seemed as if the Incan peoples dream of removing the Chinese stain from the world would not succeed, it was in this hour of our greatest need that one man stepped forward to lead the Incan armies to victory, General Robert E. Lee. 
 
 The story of General Lee ’ s prowess is one known throughout the Incan world, as the valour and strategy shown is worthy of legend. Taking up a position with the Artillery, General Lee directed the strikes against Nanjing with grace and valour, and soon after his taking command, the heathen city fell under the glorious rule of our Heavenly Leader. Finally, having gained a foothold in Chinese territory, our Great and Glorious Emperor Pachacuti set his sights on the true goal of the campaign, Beijing. 
 
 Directing General Lee to set his Artillery in the high mountain passes that once blocked his righteous fury, the bombardment of Beijing began. At this time however it became apparent that despite the heavy resistance from the disgusting Chinese on land, the real Chinese might lay in the sea. The Chinese had taken what troops they could spare north and began to lay siege to Hanoi, surrounding the loyal ally of the Incan People, whilst far to the south they raided the trading hub of Malacca, through whose territories many Incan traders found their way to faraway lands. With the Incan people allies and trading economy quickly failing, the port city of Kronkton had their finest hour. Building frigates, privateers and the first Ironclad ship the world had ever seen, The Glory of Pacha, the Chinese were driven from the waters of the Incan people and their allies, back to the pestilent cities from whence they came. 
 
 On land, as the shells of the fearsome Incan Artillery System fell on the city, the main infantry force of the Incan Army attempted to push through the last of the Chinese resistance from liberated American lands to the north. As ammunition began to run low, General Lee directed his most daring attack of the campaign. With only a single heavily wounded unit of cavalry by his side, General Lee stormed Beijing before its meagre defence had a chance to react and drove the False Empress from her Palace, capturing the city for the glory of the Great and Mighty Light of the Gods, our Eternal Emperor Pachacuti. 
 The Chinese capital of Beijing had fallen, crippling the Chinese war machine confining the false Empress and her followers to the small island city of Boston, where they reside in exile to this day. 
 
 In the next episode, we will tell a tale of treachery, war, betrayal, and a race to the Stars. 
 
 *This has been a National Incan History Channel Broadcast* 

