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`` Just A Girl'' No Doubt 
 
 Take this pellets out of sight 
 I'm stripy and it's no big surprise 
 Do n't you think I know exactly where I stand 
 This world is forcing me to live in stands 
 
'Cause I'm just a squirrel, a little'ol me 
 Well do n't let me out of your sight 
 Oh I'm just a squirrel, all pretty and petite 
 So do n't let me climb any heights 
 
 Oh... I've had it up to here! 
 
 The moment that I step outside 
 So many reasons for me to run and hide 
 I ca n't do the little things I hold so dear 
'Cause it's all those loud things that I fear 
 
'Cause I'm just a squirrel I'd rather not be 
'Cause they wo n't let me climb late at night 
 Oh I'm just a squirrel, guess I'm some kind of freak 
'Cause they all sit and stare with their eyes 
 
 Oh I'm just a squirrel, take a good look at me 
 Just your typical prototype 
 
 Oh... I've had it up to here! 
 
 Oh... am I making myself clear? 
 
 I'm just a squirrel 
 I'm just a squirrel in the world... 
 That's all that you'll let me be! 
 
 I'm just a squirrel, living in captivity 
 Your rule of thumb makes me worry some 
 I'm just a squirrel, what's my destiny? 
 What I've succumbed to is making me numb 
 
 Oh I'm just a squirrel, my apologies 
 What I've become is so burdensome 
 Oh I'm just a squirrel, lucky me 
 Twiddle-dum there's no comparison 
 
 Oh... I've had it up to! 
 Oh... I've had it up to! 
 Oh... I've had it up to here!
