[ WP ] North Korea has successfully detonated nuclear warheads over Washington D.C .

`` Mr. President, we need to evacuate you immediately.'' The secret service agent strolled into the oval office with two of his assistants trailing behind him. The President sat at his desk reading the newspaper and calmly sipping his coffee. He did n't move. 
 
 `` Mr. President? I have to insist we evacuate now. We have reports of nuclear warheads from North Korea headed towards our location.'' 
 
 The President set his coffee down and admired the agent standing in front of him. He held his gaze for a moment before returning to the morning paper. 
 
 The agent looked at his assistants in confusion. `` Mr. President? We have to insist.'' 
 
 He finally set down the paper, took one last sip of his coffee, and stood up. 
 
 `` Of course. But before we go, may I ask you what day it is?'' 
 
 The agent was silent. `` Um... sir?'' 
 
 `` The date. Today. What is the date?'' 
 
 `` Uh... April.'' 
 
 `` April what?'' 
 
 The agent let out a sigh and loosened up. `` Dammit. April 1st.'' 
 
 The President chuckled and sat back down. 
 
 `` Damn straight.''
