[ WP ] An alien race arrives on Earth with plans to wipe us out so they can steal all our resources . At some point during the war we figure out that after our destruction their plan is to steal from the atmosphere all the airborne carbon we have been producing ...

`` Hi. Uh, kratzhlir? Did we translate that right?'' 
 `` HOW DID YOU GET THIS FREQUENCY?'' 
 `` Off one of the dead scouts we killed. we also managed to intercept your strategic overview.'' 
 `` You lie. You pathetic humans do n't have the ability or cunning to do such a thing.'' 
 `` Be that as it may, when we translated it, we came across some things that we may have misinterpreted.'' 
 `` Your puny human brains can not comprehend the telegorth language'' 
 `` It says here, to kill all humans, and then steal all their atmospheric carbon dioxide'' 
 `` That is correct human. Impressive'' 
 `` Yeah, so, did you know that humans are responsible for the abundant co2 levels in our atmosphere?'' 
 `` WHAT?! First science officer kertgat! Come here!'' 
 `` Sir?'' 
 `` Did you know humans produce carbon dioxide?'' 
 `` Yes sir. It's in the 900 page dossier on the human race. You did n't read it?'' 
 `` Who has time for 900 pages? I was busy killing humans'' 
 `` Yes, I see, sir. But killing humans actually hurts us in the long run since they are so good at producing co2.'' 
 `` So I should stop killing humans?'' 
 `` It would seem prudent'' 
 `` I see. I guess we should withdraw the troops.'' 
 `` Very well sir'' 
 `` Human! Are you still there?'' 
 `` Yup.'' 
 `` It seems we are at an impasse. What do you want for your co2?'' 
 `` What do you got?'' 
 `` 200 space bucks, and a 50 % off coupon to space Denny's'' 
 `` Let me check with the earth council....They say yes.'' 
 `` Very well human''
