[ WP ] Due to misuse of the word `` literally '' , your country has been taken over by actual Grammar Nazis .

I do n't have long, and for God's sake do n't reply to this. This is my final post here. 
 
 I've had fun over the last several years, honing a craft that I mangled with purposeful glee, to the point where my clipped sentence structure stood like a giant middle finger to the world. Love it or leave it, I'd say to myself, never in my wildest nightmares did I think there was a third option. Or that it could be forced upon an entire nation. 
 
 I have been assigned to an education center just outside of town, a sprawling complex that seemingly sprung up overnight. I know I'm temping fate here, but you deserve to know. What manner of education requires inward facing barbed wire? 
 
 I hear the cadence of soldiers marching outside, their footsteps falling like the structure of a perfect sentence. Deliberate, definitive, and absolutely boring. I hope whoever turned me in sees this, so that I can make you grind your teeth once more. You deserve nothing less. Literally. 
 
 I will not hide. I will not slink away into the shadows. I will march, deliberately out of step. I may even refer to myself in alternating tenses as it suits me, anything to get their hackles up. My pen will stand in defiance until it is ripped from my cold fingers, let my stream of consciousness assault their senses like hot lead, let my uneven prose become the noise in their painfully ordered world. Let me be the chaos in their perfect creation, their funhouse mirrored collage of antiquated principles. 
 
 I heard my door shake on its hinges, just know that I love you all. We will dream again.
