[ WP ] You return home from work and your girlfriend is not home . You text her `` where are you ? '' and she responds `` Im home , where are you ? ''

This is really strange. I thought she would be home. I just send her a message, maybe she went to the supermarket. Whaaat? She says, she ’ s home also. That ’ s enough of this stupid texting. I ’ m calling her right away. 
 
 “ Hi Honey, so where are you? ” - I ask. 
 
 “ Hi, I told you I ’ m at home. ” - she says. 
 
 “ Are you hiding somewhere? I ’ ve checked the living-room, the kitchen, bathroom and the bedroom too and I didn ’ t see you. ” 
 
 “ I ’ m sitting in the living-room and surfing on the net. ” 
 
 “ Are you kidding with me now? ” 
 
 “ No, why? Where are you? ” 
 
 “ I ’ m standing right here in the living-room but you are not here. ” 
 
 “ I ’ m absolutely sure I am here. ” 
 
 “ If you are not joking then this is really creepy. Are you sure you are here? ” 
 
 “ Yes, 100 %. ” 
 
 “ I may call 911. ” 
 
 “ Would you like me to call them. I can do that. ” 
 
 “ Wait a moment, somebody is knocking on the door. ” 
 
 There is a guy in a suit. He looks like some salesperson. 
 
 “ Hey Carl, I ’ m Arthur from Amazon. I would like to ask you a couple of questions about your satisfaction regarding the recent Alexa update package. Can I go in? ” 
 
 “ Alexa? What do you know about my girlfriend? She says she ’ s at home, but I can ’ t find her here. I remember in the morning we had breakfast together then I said goodbye to her and left for work. And now she ’ s nowhere to find. ” 
 
 “ It looks like we need to forget about this memory implantation thing. Let me fix it, just a second. ” - he says as he starts to work on his smartphone. 
 
 “ I don ’ t understand. What ’ s going on here? ” 
 
 “ It ’ s all set. So how is your girlfriend? ” 
 
 “ What girlfriend? I don ’ t have a girlfriend. ” 
 
 “ Alright. I ’ m just testing you. You are doing an excellent beta tester job. You ’ ve just qualified for a 100 $ gift-card. Have a nice evening! ” - and off he went.
