[ WP ] In a unanimous decision , the US Supreme Court decided to label caffeine a Schedule I drug . Describe the fallout to this decision and the United States post caffeine illegality .

Dear Constituent, 
 
 
 As you know, My name is Guy Dedude, and I'm the junior senator for our fine state. I'm emailing you today to assure you that despite the fact that the Supreme Court decided to somehow completely ignore it Constitutional role and literally change legislation based on no existing Constitutional doctrine, Federal Statute, or rule of comity, it has decided to classify caffeine as a Schedule 1 drug. I know that this is troubling for many of us and I want you to rest assured that by the end of this week Congress will simply pass a bill completely legalizing it once more. Furthermore we will be seeking to revoke the appointment of several college freshmen political science students to the Supreme Court as they have clearly abused their power. If not for what just transpired, I would have thought that only a slack jawed, knuckle-dragging, mouth breathing, moron would ever have thought the Supreme Court had the power to reclassify a drug. Nevertheless, please rest assured that this preposterous ruling will be dealt with through the legislature. 
 
 
 
 Warm Regards, 
 
 
 Sen. Dedude
