[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

“ It was Saturday morning, THANK GOD ” Michael thought to himself. Like any other weekend he had awoken later than he does on a week day. He groggily trudged over to his consoles. This is where he would remain until the inevitable shout to get ready. He started up the console, the familiar noise played as he sat down in his gaming chair. 
 
 Michael was a typical 15 year old English teenager. He went to school, played football at lunch and had no idea how to handle girls ( well without being award ), though girls were often friendly to him. He had a close circle of friends and was never really picked or bullied at school but never really one of the “ cool ” kids either. 
 The Xbox resumed the last game he had played. Black ops main menu and music and started playing, startling Michael. He picked up his controller and went into the games multiplayer mode. He went straight for his favourite game mode Free-For-All. 
 
 The game found him a lobby with other people. Within a few moments he was force to notice a loud obnoxious Yank droning on. This wasn ’ t anything new or different and Michael had a way of dealing with it. He disconnected the chat part of his headset, so that only the game sounds were audible. 
 The game loads, Michael gets a few kills then instantly dies. He watches the “ Killcam ” and sees someone spin around on the spot and instantly shot him in the head ( known as a headshot ). Not knowing any better he carries on, convincing himself the guy just got lucky and that will probably end up in someone montage. Again Michael gets a few kills, 4 this time and bang, dead. Again Micheal watches the killcam, this time the guy is flying around and spinning around and shooting everyone, clearly he is cheating. Michael checks the in game scoreboard, “ XXX PR351D3N7 5W4G XXX ” currently going 15-0. 
 
 
 The match is over quickly. Mr. 5W4G winning it 30-0. Michael, pissed off at this blatant cheating, plugs the chat of his headset back in. He ’ s ready to attack the other player. But before he could say a word, a deep man ’ s voice said “ Y ’ all just got schooled on capitalisms ”. In a mixture of shock and confuse Michael recognised that voice, it had to be, he had heard it just yesterday on the new. 
 IT WAS THE KING OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK WILLIAM OBAMA!!!! 
 
 
 Nervous, Michael tried to scramble together the words to say, for this once in a life time chance. With every second that pass his heart rate increased. 15 seconds must have passed before he could think of anything, and then it hit him. 
 
 
 
 “ You can ’ t stump the Trump ” he calmly stated. 
 
 
 
 He then Drops his mic and walks off the stage. 
 
 
 ( sorry about spelling / grammar, i really do n't have time to proof read it, and the ending i had to cut short i had more planned but time has run out, sorry ). 

