[ WP ] You call to order pizza , but unknowingly call a hit man

Jeremy was ecstatic that his mother had left him $ 20 to order pizza, so ecstatic in fact that he misread the 4th digit in the phone number, a 7, as a 1. In his fervent haste to dial the phone number, he had completely forgotten to consider his order. 
 
 The phone rang three times. Finally, a pre-recorded message invited Jeremy to leave a message. He thought this was odd, but in his youthful naivety gave it no further thought. 
 
 `` Hi, my name's Jeremy. I'd like to place a-'' 
 
 `` Hello, this is Dominico'' said a gruff and raspy voice bathed in a thick Italian accent. 
 
 `` Dominos?'' thought Jeremy, with a tinge of disappointment. 
 
 `` Well I'd like to place an order please.'' 
 
 `` Sure, what for?'' 
 
 `` Well, I have twenty,'' he told the man, waving a $ 20 bill around as he pirouetted in circles. 
 
 `` You need twenty to go?'' 
 
 `` No, I said I have twenty here, what can that get me?'' 
 
 `` Well normally it's one for fifteen, but I could do two for twenty if I'm goin' to the same address and they're more or less the same sorta deal, you know what I mean?'' 
 
 `` Oh goody!'' Jeremy thought wistfully, imagining not one but TWO pies headed straight for his door. 
 
 `` That'd be swell, mister.'' 
 
 `` So what exactly do you want me to do to em?'' 
 
 `` Well, I'd like one with lots of sausage and mushrooms.'' 
 
 `` Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. I already told Tony I do n't do no snuff stuff, none of that freaky shit.'' 
 
 `` Snuff stuff? Who's Tony'' 
 
 `` What the fuck is the matta with you, huh? You tellin me you do n't know who Tony is?'' 
 
 `` My dad's name is Anthony, but one time a woman called and asked for Tony. I think that's his nickname.'' 
 
 `` Get the fuck outta here and quit wasting my time.'' 
 
 `` So, is there not going to be any pizza?'' 
 
 `` Jesus fucking christ man, yous supposed to be talking to Johnny he's the one that runs the pizza joint.''
