[ WP ] You walk into a bar and say ouch .

Dear sir or madam, 
 
 I write to you today to express my outrage and concern over a recent experience I had at your establishment. Upon entering your tavern yesterday, I found to my dismay that an iron pole had been placed across the threshold. After yelping in pain from the contact it made with my knees ( ouch! ), I demanded that your bear-like barkeep tell me why the entrance to Brawny Berry's Barroom on Bard Boulevard was barred with a bare bar. Alas, he gave me no satisfaction. As a noted barrister, please bear in mind that I fully intend to bare my feelings on this subject of your iron-barred bar to my colleagues in the Bar, who may take legal action to bar your from receiving further patrons. 
 
 Yours in dismay, 
 
 -- The Rt. Hon. Barrister Isambard Bruce Brace Bearinghall-Barre, Esq. ( Victoria Cross with bars )
