[ WP ] You come home from work and the house is empty . On the kitchen counter , a note says `` I did n't know '' .

`` I did n't know?'' I thought. `` I did n't know what?'' I said aloud and listened as my voice echoed around the empty kitchen into the equally empty living room. Ca n't say I'm all that surprised though. 
 
 I smiled. It could n't be that easy, could it? No divorce and all of that, but I was prepared for that anyway. No more wife, no more house, no more anything from the looks of things online. That meant no more soul sucking spirit crushing dead end job too. The wicked witch closed all the accounts we both had access to, but that's okay too. She never realized I already knew why we could n't have kids - because she was on birth control and content to let my think it was me. She did n't know about the other assets I had either. She really packed up everything and ran home to her rich parents' estate - where I doubt the security thugs would let me in even if I was interested. 
 
 I went to the bedroom and opened the empty closet, opened the hidden panel, removed my extra cash, pistol, and bug out bag, replaced the panel and left. I locked the front door behind me and rode my mountain bike on into the night. 
 
 It was a nice night too. Cool, clear sky, and all the stars I could see, and I knew exactly where I was going to start my new life. The almost full moon lit the road so that it shined like silver as I sped along. I could n't help but laugh. 
 
 Free at last.
