[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

Three cloaked figures stood in a circle made of a thick red goo. They chanted a phrase over and over while holding hands, the meaning of the archaic words lost to time but their meaning stayed the same. The ichor that made up their summon circle bubbled and frothed, but no creature had yet been summoned. 
 
 `` Oh my god. Can we just stop for a second?'' One figure pulled away her hood to reveal a young blonde girl with pink braces. `` Alright, let's just go over it one more time. Mio, what exactly are you saying?'' 
 
 The slick black hair of Mio gleamed in the candle light as she pulled back her hood. `` Auch deus uhmbrium like sancturtem?'' 
 
 `` Well, that's your problem right there.'' The blonde furrowed her brows. `` It's'Auch deus umbrium lik Santurtem.' Do n't stress the'um' part, make sure that'Santurtem' sounds capitalized, and'lik,' like'lick,' like'I'm gon na get a bitch to fucking shoot you in the fucking face if you fuck this up again.''' 
 
 `` Do n't threaten her, Bella. If anything it would be your fault for not being able to find a lamb to draw the circle.'' Justine gestured to the crudely drawn symbols that laid at their feet. 
 
 Bella tossed up her hands. `` Right. Let's just try this one more time before we start blaming other people. And Mio, I swear to the dark gods that you need to stop sweating so much. Your palms are hella gross.'' 
 
 The three joined hands together, chanting once more. `` Auch deus umbrium lik Santurtem. Auch deus umbrium lik Santurtem...'' 
 
 Blue smoke coiled from the center of the circle. It twisted about the air and formed into a pale skinned demon with hollow eyes. It's empty orbs looked about the room, large shoulders sulking as its muscular arms hung low next to hits shriveled, hovering body. As it spoke, it's voiced sounded like a rough mixture of growls and wheezes from many sources that somehow formed understandable words. 
 
 `` What the fuck is this shit? Why does this keep happening?'' Its claw reached into the red liquid below, lifting it up to give it a sniff with its snout. `` Is this ketchup?'' 
 
 `` Alright, girls!'' Cried out Bella. `` We have to state our names and then the demon becomes bond to our will until our tasks are complete! Bella!'' 
 
 `` M-Mi- I mean Hermione!'' The tall girl winced at her stuttering and near mistake. 
 
 `` Justine!'' Called out the frizzy red headed girl. 
 
 The demon shook its head. `` No, what is this?'' 
 
 `` I know, it's great is n't it? We're all named after famous literature characters.'' Bella rolled her eyes and gestured to Justine in an annoyed manner. `` Except Justine. She's named after Justin Timberlake, but was born without a penis so her mom just called her Justine.'' 
 
 `` You misunderstand my question.'' He gestured towards the girls. `` How are so many if you human pupae able to call upon my services? 
 
 Mio winced at the creature's question. `` Oh, we uh... Found the instructions posted on a One Direction fan site... So uhm, we could n't find a lamb, but in theory the tomatoes used for the ketchup were probably under ripe when used so that might count..?'' 
 
 Things were starting to make more sense. He had been summoned and bond to serve many a young girl over the past few months. Troublesome things. In the end, when they died he would get their souls, but they were so young. So much time to waste in the world before he could finally get revenge for wasting his time. 
 
 `` Speak their desires and I obey.'' He will have to speak to his supervisor to see if he could get a transfer to a place with less annoying clientele. 
 
 Mio was the first to raise her hand. The others said nothing, Justine giving her a gesture to signal she could continue. `` I'd like to have more self esteem. Uhm, to be able to talk to people with more courage.'' 
 
 `` Ugh! Mio! That's such a stupid thing!'' Bella scoffed and rolled her eyes. `` This is a one time fucking opportunity, and you just wasted it.'' She gave another roll of her eyes, more exaggerated this time, to show how disappointed she was. `` Yeah, I wan na be homecoming queen. Always. Like, let me be clear. Homecoming queen, prom queen, student body president queen. Any time I'm in the running for any title of prestige and popularity, I fucking want it. Now and forever.'' 
 
 The demon did his best to not roll his own eyes. At least these jobs were easy. A snap of his fingers could change the sheepish one's personality and the blonde could have a charm placed on her that would make people gravitate towards her, no matter how much they hated her. It would n't be all that different than what was done for the Kardashians. As terrible as it was to deal with these brats, the jobs were quick. Annoying, but quick. 
 
 He turned his head towards Justine, who had not spoken. `` Speak your boon.'' 
 
 Justine reached up and adjusted her glasses. `` I want revenge on the people who raped my sister and drove her to suicide.'' It was the only reason she put up with Bella, to see if this demon summoning thing actually worked. Now that it paid off, she would n't have to deal with them again. `` Not just any revenge, the worst possible suffering that could be placed on any living thing. Is that possible for you?'' 
 
 The low ranking demon turned more towards Justine. His nostrils started to glow red and sulfuric yellow smoke rose up from them. His maw widened in a grin that showed many crooked and sharp teeth. This was more like real work. Most of these requests not worth the eternity of suffering that would come at a later date. It was refreshing, no it was an honor for him to be able to do a deed that truly deserved such a fate. 
 
 `` Yes.'' He sneered. `` It is quite possible to do that.''
