[ CW ] `` Save yourself . '' - use this line of dialogue in a story without using action movie tropes

The party was slipping into'dank' territory. Kids were smoking weed in the upstairs bedrooms. There was a couple of kegs on the patio. Enough red dixie cups to build a wall around the house. Then there's me, no dixie cup. The designated driver in the middle of a home coming party. I was all right angles tonight and sober. I hated the sober part. My younger brother wanted to be here so bad, and since I was a senior, I was obliged to at least take him here. I told him one beer, no weed and do n't do anything stupid. 
 
 I saw and waved at friends but the whole night was spinning into a shit pizza pretty quick. My ex was here and like a fart, it seemed to hang in the air now. I could n't escape running into her. Yeah we'd done it a few times, we broke it off because I was n't interested in taking this any farther and she was n't responding to my lack of empathy. 
 
 Then I saw my little brother getting led by the hand. I followed the all to familiar arm and looked at my ex who gave me a wink. The couch I'd sat on for safety was abandoned and I was in a rush. I walked up and separated the two of them. 
 
 `` Rachel, he's a bit young for you.'' I said. 
 
 My ex looked at me with a smirk, `` Seems mature to me.'' 
 
 My younger brother stood on his toes to whisper in my ear, `` She said she'd blow me man.'' 
 
 I did n't give him a look, `` We're not doing this tonight. Go hump a tree or something.'' 
 
 Rachel gave me the scorn look, like I took away some kind of toy. I took my brother by the shoulder and walked him out. 
 
 `` Save yourself.'' I said, `` Women like that are too much trouble and you got something to look forward to.''
