[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

I checked my pocket again. There was no way it could have happened. The little fat bastard. Pilfering sweets from my blue jeans while I slept after consuming the six millers I bought from the 7-11. The remaining general tso's takeout chicken fermenting on my t-shirt. `` Zachariah!'' I screamed, `` Zachariah, where's my fucking candy?'' I found him upstairs, urinating his name onto the floral carpet. `` Zachariah you have consumed twelve hundred micrograms of LSD.'' He looked up at me, wild-eyed and confused. `` Can you hear me, boy?!'' 
 `` There is no nowhere,'' he said. 
 `` Right,'' I said, `` very good.'' 
 `` Zachariah, we're going to wait this out. We're going to get you some chicken in you, some food to absorb the chemicals.'' I fished a chunk of bird out of the styrofoam container and dangled it above the boy's mouth. 
 `` Eat.'' 
 `` No.'' 
 `` Damn you, Zachariah.'' 
 `` Names mean nothing. Only the ego exists until it melts away, then and only then will you know true freedom.'' 
 I smacked the boy and told him to get his act together, and he did for a moment. Should I call the police? He may be a threat. I decided against it and took four tuinals to soothe myself. 
 `` Zachariah,'' I slurred, `` You are a very astute young man, very astute.'' 
 
 
 

