[ WP ] Committing crimes in video games is now illegal

You push back the curtains to peak out the window. There's no one there - or no one that you could see, at least. Giving the front yard one last sweep, and another, just to be sure, you sit back down, picking up your console controller. You had to be fast. 
 
 You move your character across the screen quickly, activating stealth mode and sneaking behind the shopkeeper's counter, ignoring his cheery, `` How do you do?'' Sweat beading at your forehead, you pocket one of the items on display, putting it into your inventory. 
 
 You drop your controller with a yelp at sound of glass shattering, armed men vaulting through the window you had just been looking out of. You scream incoherently as they knock you off your couch, pinning you to the ground and handcuffing you. Your mother runs through your bedroom door, screaming as well when they pounce on her as well. You can feel your life shattering as they drop you console, games, and controller into a clear, unmarked box. 
 
 It was n't worth it. 

