[ WP ] Your child is watching Saturday morning cartoons featuring anatomically correct animals and realistic violence .

`` KICK HIM IN THE FACE!!!'' Tommy yelled at the top of his lungs. 
 
 Concerned, I walked into the living room. Tommy was sitting on the edge of the couch, watching the TV like a sports fan in the last tense seconds of a game in overtime. I glanced at the TV in time to see an anatomically correct male Teddy Bear elbow drop an equally anatomically correct My Size Barbie. 
 
 `` What the...'' I mumbled, still unsure of what I was seeing. 
 
 `` Rip his smug little tail off Barbie, do n't let him get advantage.'' Tommy jeers from behind me. 
 
 The Barbie rolls to the side and swiftly kicks the bear in the groin. As he falls to his knees, Barbie knees him in the side of his fluffy face. I am frozen in shock as I watch what unfolds before me, like a helpless onlooker watching a train derail in front of them. Barbie gets her feet kicked out from under her, and the Teddy begins to tea bag her. 
 
 `` Hope you like your tea brown and full of aroma!!'' shouts the Teddy bear mid bagging. 
 
 I finally snap out it, and run across the room for the remote. Snatching it from Tommy's hands I turn it off. 
 
 `` What in the f...'' I stop and compose myself, calmly asking `` What in the hell was that? How did you possibly find something like this on TV?'' 
 
 `` Give me the remote back'' Tommy pouts, `` Its a good show, and I like the Barbie chick. She totally whooped that bear's ass.'' 
 
 `` Go to your room NOW!!'' I yell 
 
 Tommy runs off promising its not over. I ignore him and sit down to contemplate what it was that had transpired. Curiosity finally winning over, I turn the TV back on in time to see Barbie choking the Teddy out. The show cuts to credits, and on to normal cartoons. Still slightly confused, I shrug and go back to the dishes.
