[ WP ] Every /r/writingprompt cliche at the same time .

Two worlds collide. But they're not different worlds -- they're the same world -- Earth -- from different times! Now, the post-apocalyptic future is coming back to life. You, ~~just some regular guy~~ Adolf Hitler, lead the escape with the silly superpower you just discovered. There's a portal back home in a boring old office building that seems totally normal, but everyone in there is God, and that building runs the entire universe. Unfortunately, you can only enter this portal through a computer monitor, and only when the browser is open to a meta writing prompt! You scroll past the [ PI ] and [ PM ] posts whose sole comments are from the bot and... something about *this* prompt compels you. The coincidence OP thought up is just too brilliant. It's a good thing you're immortal and can control time, you can make plenty of it to respond to this! 
 
 You mash at the keyboard, ignoring the need for proper punctuation. No one will mind. In your story, the twist is that there is no twist. Your tale involves some wacky anachronism and a cryptic, vaguely threatening message left by a mysterious group. You play it straight. Your hero, an actor who is unaware he's in a movie, is in reality a superhero -- not that he knows that, because a gritty FBI agent is covering everything up. But the agent is supposed to be dead. The number above his head hit zero weeks ago. 
 
 Edit: Hitler
