[ WP ] Write the lyrics for the theme song that begins each episode of the TV show about your life .

In West Denver, born and raised; 
 Just drinking a beer while my friends all get blazed; 
 Chillin' out, slackin', til about noon; 
 Annoyed by the lack of good Saturday morning cartoons; 
 When a couple thousand guys, they were looking for bud; 
 Started raising rent in my neighborhood; 
 I got a little one bedroom without any air; 
 And now I'm paying twice as much and this shit just ai n't fair; 
 I whistled for a cab so I could go get more beer; 
 But had to get an Uber with no rear view mirror; 
 If anything, I could tell his eyes were bloodshot; 
 I thought man forget it, get down to Argonaut; 
 I pulled up to my day job a few minutes late; 
 Then surfed the internet until my employment's at stake; 
 Looked at the clock and I'm not even half way there; 
 Just livin' the dream here in the Mile High air; 

