[ WP ] You are the luckiest person on Earth . Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor . However , there two catches : you are absorbing the luck of those around you , and anyone who tries to profit from your luck ( even with your help ) is met with the worst luck immediately .

Just got another free lunch. 
 
 The waitress tripped with my burger and ruined the ladies dress in the next booth. She stormed out complaining about some meeting. 
 
 Then she comes out. Through the window of my booth, I watch her leave her apartment and get into her car for work. She's in her blue dress today. That's my favorite one she wears. 
 
 The last time I tried to approach her a bird shit on her face. She ran back to her house and I found ten dollars on the ground. 
 
 I have n't tried again. 
 
 She works at the local grocery store, but dreams of being a dancer. You can tell in the way she scans each item. Every basket had their own dance. 
 At least until I tried to checkout in her lane. The stand for the monitor broke and landed on her hand breaking two of her fingers. My candy wrapper was a winner for a trip to the Bahamas. 
 
 I do n't go there anymore. 
 
 The luck I have is great. I won my car, have free pizza and movie tickets for life, never had a cavity, and get moved up to first class on almost every flight. 
 
 I'd trade it all to be near her. 
 
 
 Edit to thank for gold! My first ever!
