[ WP ] You just discovered England 's biggest secret : every time they say long live the queen it extends the queens life .

I listened ever so carefully. The look on me face betrayin' nothing. `` Say Long live the Queen'' they tells me... `` Helps keep her going and who knows for how long.'' 
 
 `` You got all that?'' asks The Instructor. 
 
 `` Yes Sir!'' Says I. Then, the inkling of curiousity appearsa nd I just ca n't'elp meself. 
 
 `` Sir'' I asks, `` may I ask a question?'' 
 
 `` Well, you just have have n't you... oh all right, out with it.'' 
 
 `` Wot'appens when I say'God Save the Queen'?'' 
 
 There was a distant flash followed shortly by a slight rumble that I felt as much as heard. 
 
 `` Thought so'' I thought to myself... and smiled.
