[ WP ] The Flat Earth Society is correct . Space programs are a hoax , as a part of a worldwide conspiracy . What 's beyond the wall of ice that is Antarctica ?

The winds howled, we struggled through the snowstorm, one mile to go until we hit what should be the South pole, but no one knew we were here. No one from NASA, no one from the NSA. We killed Frank three miles back when Phil found out he was an Illuminati spy. No one was tracking us now. 
 
 We reached... it. what should have been the South Pole, the snow cascaded down, floating down a steep ledge. Phil peered over the edge. 
 
 `` Give me a rope, and the camera. I need to photograph this,'' he shouted. 
 
 Within a few minutes we had him properly anchored and dangling over the edge. We gave him twenty meters of rope. We saw flashes from his camera, then nothing. 
 
 We waited another minute then pulled him up. He was n't breathing. Sam tried to get him breathing again while I looked through the camera. 
 
 `` Sam! You wo n't believe this!'' I said. 
 
 Phil gasped and sat up, `` There's no air down there,'' he breathed hard, his freezing breath clouding the air. 
 
 I held up the camera's screen. The earth was sat upon the back of four elephants, enormous, larger than a continent. Underneath those elephants, a turtle. Under the turtle, another turtle, and another. 
 
 Sam rushed over, snatched the camera from me and looked through the photos. `` It's turtles all the way down,'' he said.
