[ WP ] Teleportation is completely normal , but yours is malfunctioning .

I finished tying up my shoe. *Alright! Now it's time to go the store! Time to poof! * 
 I concentrated on the place I wanted to be. *Aisle 12! That's where I always start! * 
 
 Nothing. Nada. No poof. 
 
 *What the?!? * It was n't working and I had no clue why. I heard a poof in the kitchen followed by the opening of the fridge. 
 
 `` Dude! We need more milk! Did you get milk?'' My roommate was home. 
 
 He poofed into my room and turned around to see my confused look. `` Dude where you been all day?'' 
 
 `` I woke up late... has your poof been working today?'' He looked at me strange and then poofed out of my room. Five seconds later he poofed back, in his hand was a coconut. 
 
 `` Works fine for me!'' He handed me the coconut. `` Coconut?'' 

