[ WP ] It suddenly becomes possible to gain XP and level up in the real world , but you can only do so by getting kills .

Frustration hits my desk in the form of two angry fists connected to one very angry man. I shout and scream and throw my hands in the air `` HOW CAN THIS BE?!'' 
 
 All of a sudden a whisper, a steady feminine voice glides out from the demon and into my ears, 
 
 Turns out I am not alone, or am I just getting well into my years? 
 
 She pleads in a tone that from a steady hand could write a perfect line. Never fading or dropping or raising or cropping this tone echoes with purpose and a destiny of fate. She says 
 
 `` Kill Mike from HR'' 
 
 I am a slave of the Misses but this is something I must... diss [ snake ] ssssess 
 
 She repeats and repeats like I am pressing a button 
 For her to repeat gets closer to my glutton 
 So I grab a knife and some napkins or just two 
 and off I go, to kill mike from HR because some woman told me to. 
 
 Mike says hi and I tell him whatever 
 I almost feel sorry for my pointless endeavor. 
 But away I go with the slashing and stashing 
 My trunk is full so off I go dashing. 
 
 To my excitement she had granted my wish! 
 I did n't even tell her but here it lies on a disk [ drive ] 
 `` I CAN WORK AGAIN'' as I shout up with glee 
 To find Cortana disabling herself and reinstalling Windows XP. 

