[ WP ] A person 's mind is now controlled by Congress . How do they perform everyday tasks ?

The committee for breathing met, and could n't come to a conclusion. The stalemate was n't resolved, and the committee for muscle movements was called in, so that I could grab the phone and call 911, but they were all on vacation in the American Samoa. I asphyxiated to death on the floor of my dorm room, and was n't found until hours later. Even then, the first responder tried CPR. By that time, the committee for muscle movements had returned from vacation, and because I would only be a drain to the United States' economy, they moved to not restart my heart. The motion passed unanimously, and I stayed dead. 
 
 Answer: In this political climate, they do n't.
