[ WP ] You are an unkillable video game NPC . Unfrtunately for you , the player character has a personal vendetta against you , and tries to kill you every chance they get .

Oh, here he comes again. This jackoff is gon na try to kill me. Again. I smiled, quickly searching my brain for the most efficiently angering phrase I could think of. This was our game. Our ritual. 
 
 `` Do you get to the Cloud district very often?'' 
 
 I could feel his grip tighten around his sword as the second half of my sentence hissed through my lips. 
 
 `` What am I saying. *of course you dont*.'' 
 
 I smirked, satisfied with my antagonizing for the day. Suddenly, a line of white text appeared from thin air, and I felt a curse fall over me. 
 
 **setessential 00013BBF 0** 
 
 
 *Shit. *
