[ WP ] An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel

`` Oh wow, the world is dying.'' 
 
 `` No way,'' I said nonchalantly. 
 
 `` Yeah, I mean look at the skyscrapers on fire, and the sky all grey like.'' 
 
 My eyes panned up from my phone and fell on the window. Behind the silhouette of my friend, I indeed saw the apocalypse approaching. `` Meh.'' 
 
 He turned to me and scowled, `` Will you please get off tumblr and help?! You're the only one who can!'' 
 
 The only response he received was the sound of my occasional chuckles at the posts. `` Dude, I'm a weeabo, I've got to look at all this Attack on Titan shit.'' 
 
 A large bang echoed outside, followed by a cacophony of screams, but my friend's heavy footsteps drowned it out. He loomed over me and threw the phone out of my hand. It shattered against the wall. Jumping up, I screamed out, `` What the fuck was that?'' 
 
 `` That was a kick up the ass! You're the guy who made it out of that maze and received the gift, you've got to stop this!'' 
 
 I looked down and let out a benign chuckle. `` What?'' he hissed out. My chuckling continued, until finally I looked up with a sharp grin on my pale face. `` I'm also a vampire.'' 
 

