[ WP ] Donald Trump 's hair is actually an alien lifeform intent on global domination .

Why wo n't people take me seriously??? 
 
 I've been inhabiting this rich dude since the 80's, regularly making the news, preaching my message of world domination and nobody will even give me the time of day. 
 
 i remember the day i morphed myself into this dead badger and attached myself to the bald noggin of Mr. Trump while he lazed in his private swimming pool. I remember how he resisted at first, but then realized what i could turn him into, he gave himself over. 
 
 Slowly, but surely, I built the empire back. From hotel/casinos to reality television, I made this man a household name again, politics was the next logical step to world domination. 
 
 2016 is my year, the year they finally recognize BLRagH, the malevolent alien hairpiece
