[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

Fear had taken over. Society had crumbled. Monsters roamed the earth. The few remaining safe places became havens for humanity in a world more terrifying than we ever imagined. 
 
 However, in true post-apocalyptic fashion, it was proven that man is the real monster. 
 
 Where governments failed and religions proved fruitless, one thing remained to keep people together. The inevitable power vacuum was filled by a group so vast that it covered continents. The Illuminati? The Knights Templar? The reptilian overlords? 
 
 No. 
 
 It was Walmart. 
 
 Feeding into people's innate needs for food and shelter ( as well as entertainment and cleaning supplies ) allowed the corporation to drive its competitors into the jaws of the mindless creatures lurking outside their walls. The CEO, having completely abandoned Sam Walton's vision, turned his business into a totalitarian state, offering help and supplies only to those who accepted his rules. And those who did n't? 
 
 Well. 
 
 They met Jon. 
 
 Before the apocalypse, Jon was a nobody, just another faceless cashier in a sea of blue vests. He did his job moderately well, and kept his head down. No one noticed him, or at least did n't care. He just worked, got paid, rinsed, and repeated. 
 
 However, this was exactly what the now imposing force required. 
 
 After the CEO killed the real Jon in secret, he spread tales of `` Jon the cashier'' - a silent killer working for the good of Walmart. A `` secret police'', if you will. Stories spread telling in an Orwellian fashion how anyone who spoke against Walmart would get something special in the checkout line. Perhaps when they got home one of their plastic bags would explode in their face. Perhaps they would realize too late that their Cheerios were, in fact, laced with a deadly poison. Only the knowing smile and `` thank you for shopping at Walmart!'' from the cashier could tell. 
 
 Some say Jon could read minds. Others say he could kill you with nothing but a smiley face sticker. The word spread like wildfire, tightening Walmart's grip on the populace. 
 
 The moral of the story? 
 
 Watch how you speak to the employees at your local Walmart. Because although the real Jon is dead, you may still become one of his victims.
