[ WP ] Tell the story of an author through the titles of the books they wrote .

# # **The Dubenarp Gambit: Book One of the Blarg Johnson Saga** 
 - Self-published, 1998. Estimated circulation: 53 copies 
 
 # # **Stranded on Zunzibar Nine: Book Two of the Blarg Johnson Saga** 
 - Self-published, 2002. Estimated circulation: 32 copies 
 
 # # **The Man from the Center of the Future: Book Three of the Blarg Johnson Saga** 
 - Self-published, 2008. Estimated circulation: 16 copies 
 
 # # **Unlock Your Inner Potential -- Six Quick and Easy Tricks to Get Rich, Quick and Easy, and Rich** 
 - Published by Simon & Schuster, 2012. Estimated circulation: 2.5 million copies 
 
 # # **Entriegeln Sie Ihr inneres Potential -- Sechs Schnelle und Einfache Tricks um Reich zu Werden, Schnell und Einfach, und Reich. ** 
 - German-translation version of *Unlock Your Inner Potential -- Six Quick and Easy Tricks to Get Rich, Quick and Easy, and Rich*, published by Simon & Schuster, 2014. Estimated circulation: 200,000 copies 
 
 # # **Umpteenth Umptagons of the Umpterian Empire: Book Four of the Blarg Johnson Saga** 
 - Published ( reluctantly ) by Simon & Schuster, 2016. Estimated circulation: 120 copies 
 
 # # **WHY PEOPLE THESE DAYS HAVE NO TASTE FOR LITERATURE WHATSOEVER AND WOULD NOT KNOW ART IF IT WALKED UP AND BIT THEM ON THE BIPPY, AND WOULD PREFER TO SIT IN THEIR DOUBLE-WIDE ARMCHAIRS ALL DAY READING RELENTLESSLY COMMERCIALIZED DRIVEL AND PARTAKING OF CRUDE REALITY TELEVISION PROGRAMS, SUCKING DOWN 72oz BIG GULP COCA-COLAS AND NEVER CONSIDERING FOR A MOMENT THAT THEY MIGHT ENJOY EXPLORING OTHER WORLDS AND/OR PARALLEL DIMENSIONS IF FOR ONE BRIEF INSTANT THEY GAVE IT HALF A CHANCE** 
 - Self-published, 2017. Estimated circulation: 7 copies
