[ WP ] Everything has a small arrow and the word `` upgrade '' over it . Press it and you can upgrade the item into a better verison . You 've used the abikity sparingly , new phones , better cars , however today you made the ultimate mistake . You pressed the button over a person .

Life's been great since the last update. My white 2004 Chevy Aveo is now an all black 2016 Maserati Ghibli after a few upgrades! Not like that's the best thing to happen though, seen as I was a poor college kid just 2 years ago, my bank account has a few extra zeros in it now behind what used to be $ 172.57.. they say you're not supposed to upgrade things while you're wearing them, but I thought I'd give it a shot last week with my old ripped up boot cut Levi's, the `` upgrade'' turned to skinny jeans so tight I was n't sure if the family jewels would ever retract from within my stomach. Needless to say, I could not get those fucking things off so I had to cut them off. I've come to learn that not every upgrade is a good one, especially the most recent mistake. My girlfriend has been constantly nagging me about how stressed she is, how I have n't been lasting particularly long in bed lately, she's just been an all around bitch to me lately. Well my dumbass decided about a week ago maybe if I chose to upgrade her in her sleep, we would have a healthier relationship. To my surprise, her breast went from a C to DD, her behind seemed to become both slightly larger and firmer ( which I ai n't complaining about ), things were lookin like it all worked out! 
 
 Then she woke up in the morning... holy fuck, the sex did n't last half as long as before, which was n't terrible for me, but oh boy was she mad when she looked in the mirror. `` This is what you wanted me to look like?!'' Was the initial response, but it was n't just her looks that were upgraded. She can now actively convince me I'm wrong when I'm not, her ability to bitch about literally nothing has increased 10 fold, and as of today, her stress has resulted in acne ( she has always had flawless skin ) and she's gained 15 pounds since the `` upgrade''. Stay tuned for the next upgrade... 
 
 Edit: girlfriend and I have decided that we are even now... she upgraded me during my post-lunch nap and my once average sized wiener is now a 12'' monster. Ca n't say I'm mad, but the extra weight is a bit unusual.
