[ WP ] Everytime someone has a 'blonde moment ' they get a little blonder . Black hair is now a symbol of brilliance , and you 've just invented hair dye .

The company grew so fast, we went from garage-business to multinational corporation basically overnight. Well, it was a few months, anyway. We're holding a press conference about the company's success. The room is jet-black; from the reporters to the board members, the MC keeping the crowd entertained to the wait staff who get discounts because of their ties to the company. It's not cheap stuff, you know. We are trying to increase the supply as fast as we can, but demand is so high that only the very rich and the very vain are willing to afford it. Television programs spend half their time wondering whether various young celebrities are `` natural'' or not. 
 
 Me? I'm down at the bar, away from the chaos and stress, where free drinks keep arriving from people with a thousandth my net worth, rocking brand new shoes and bleached white hair. 
 
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 Edit: Wording fixes and paragraphs as recommended by /u/GoldenFyre.
