( WP ) a zombie infection which causes the infected to not actually realise they are zombies .

Life's better with friends you know? 
 
 I'd spent a lot of time alone before I met nmmmGGrrrggg *gurgle*. 
 My dad worked nights and mom died a when I was little, but that's all in the past because I really feel like my life did n't start until I met nmmmGGrrrggg *gurgle*. 
 
 I'll admit he was really scary when I first met him, on accounta he was missing an eye and his left arm, but after we wrestled a bit we became best palls. 
 
 Now we wander the streets finding more people to wrestle with. The trick is you got ta surprise new friends, otherwise they run away or try to shoot at you. We've gotten pretty good though, because there's at least 30 people with us now who also love to wrestle people that are n't our friends yet. I'm pretty sure by the end of the week we'll have wrestled the whole city into being our friends. Who knows, a week after that maybe we'll be friends with the whole world.
