[ Wp ] `` I 'm fourteen billion years old , but only 26 years alive . ''

I'm stuck. 
 
 I've lost track after a long time. 
 
 I've been here for what feels like forever. 
 
 After I hit my head, everything and everyone stopped moving. 
 
 It has been twilight for billions of years. 
 
 I have seen the towers of Europe, walked on waves of the now-frozen oceans, and seen every celebrity on Earth. 
 
 I can move things around, but I ca n't be altered. 
 
 I've tried to cut myself, jump off of buildings, gunshots ( which do n't even work ) and I'm still here. 
 
 I've done terrible things to some people in their frozen state. I've set up old enemies so that they will fall into the depths of Hawaii's volcanoes, I've had sex with countless people, and even made a Jenga statue out of thousands of pedestrians in China. 
 
 I am jealous of Bill Murray's character in Groundhog Day. 
 
 He can die. 
 
 He can act. 
 
 He can speak with people. 
 
 He has another chance. 
 
 I have nothing. 
 
 While I sit upon Everest I look into the sky and think to myself. 
 
 `` I am billions of years old, but only twenty-six years alive. 
 
 If a god is listening, please let me die.'' 

