[ CW ] Write a story about a turtle . However , you can not use any sci-fi/fantasy /or any other non-real element . Keep it grounded .

So I'm sitting here listening to Andrew talk about how awesome Ashley Barnes is for the thirteenth time. I keep staring at my food bowl hoping Andrew gets the hint. The boy is dense I tell you. Also a terrible specimen of humanity. One I would of rolled that Tom boy by now and mounted Ashley's shell. I get no turtle love in my glass box. Finally Andrew says “ Hey, Buddy are you hungry? ” Yes, you soft skinned shell less human, yes! Andrew leaves and produces some lettuce for my bowl. 
 
 Afterwards Andrew taunts me again with my freedom. He attaches a cord to me and takes me outside. I of course know the game well. If I run he stops me and if I chew the cord he stops me. So I take a piss, one of the last things I have control over. The sad truth is I do n't know if I could make it in the wild. I was born in a glass box, I live in a glass box, and will die in a glass box. 
 
 Andrew keeps going on and on about a special surprise. Last time he droned on like this I got a *fake* rock. “ Buddy you need to be real nice okay. ” said Andrew. I have n't attacked you in your sleep have I? Andrew reaches into a cardboard box and pulls out another turtle. Her lines are exquisite and her shell healthy and robust. “ Buddy, meet Ashley. ” I cringe. Really human that shit is weird. ‘ Ashley ’ is a bit frigid at first mostly because I hog the heat lamp. She finally came around. When we make turtle love I do it for me and Andrew, because he is hopeless.
