[ WP ] You 're browsing the contents of your `` My Documents '' folder , when you see a file that will change your life forever .

`` The Horn of the Griffon: A Harry/Ron Fan Fic.'' 
 
 It was around that point you figured you should stop writing Fan Fic's. Granted, you had written some steller Garnet/Perl/Greg that had gotten mad Kudos on Archive, and there was that one epic galaxy spanning story about your self insert character and Captain Picard on FF.net, but now you had to drop the sword. 
 
 Because you just found your first Fan Fic. Thats right the one that started it all. `` The Horn of the Griffon''. You remember it all. The epic story line of finding true love after the fall of Wizard society ( Post Apocalypse Fic's were totally your thing back in 6th grade ). The completely necessary subplot about Luna curbing Lupin's werewolf desires and them coming together in holy matrimony to raise their baby in the wasteland `` as one''. The great moment when Harry was fighting with Beletrix and Snape sacrificed himself to save Harry, thus ending the love triangle and letting Harry and Ron help heal each other. The epic cilmx where Harry and all his friends kill Voldemort by sealing him forever in the Book of Ages, and using the super time turner to go back and stop the Apocalypse ( two time the Voldemort fighting, you though to yourself smugly ). You felt a wave of nostalgia flow over you. as you rose your mouse to click the old epic that you so masterfully crafted! 
 
 After fifty chapters you remember why you never posted this story. There was the first line that soured the whole affair of corse ( `` Oh Harry why must we be stuck in this endless desert!'' persecuted Ron ) which then went on to Harry describing all of Wizerding history up to that point for three chapters. You realised that you in sixth grade had worse grammer skills then someone who had only spoken broken Russian for their whole life. You realised that the amount of death for the main cast was almost completely unnecessary and most of them died completely superfluously, and often times for nothing. You realised that maybe you should have held back on the Harry/Ron/X character love triangles, after you read the scene about Colin Crevey walking in on Harry and Ron `` making out with so much passion it grew a whole forest around them''. You recoiled at the utterly cringe worthy sex sence in the fifth chapter, especially at the line `` Oh Ron, burn my pubes off with your hot ginger hair!''. You suffered through the entire Chapter in which Hermione gave a `` inspirational speech'' which you copied and pasted from a speech you did in 6th grade science about the extermination of Tropical Rainforest's. But by the time they had defeated the second Voldemort from the past, you could not go on. 
 
 You rose from you desk and walked outside. Is this what you accomplished? Was this your first pice of masterful work that you had to look back on. You had no great mystery from a man discovering a god in the pacific. You had Harry killing Nega Harry for the Holy Grail. You had no story of a man finding his spiritually and morality from looking into the depths of hell itself. You had Professor Dumbledore converting Atheism and burning down a church. You had no grad tale of Morality in war, of the rage of man at the death of his love. You had Harry saying `` I is so sad: (.'' At the sacrificial death of his potions professor. But the you realised, you can improve. You had improved. You had conquered your original lack of story telling, and had created the third most popular Hunger Games/Lord of the Rings story on Wattpad. Granted there are only four, but your jumping on the trend before it starts. Armed with your new found courage, you tromp back into your house and begin crafting your next great story. 
 
 `` The Men of Noir: A Tale of Two Cities/Les Miserables Fan Fic''
