[ WP ] You are in a dream having an adventure .

'OPEN UP! POLICE!' 
 The muffled call found it's way to my bedroom and woke me from what was becoming an excellent wet dream. I lifted smoothly into the air above my bed and turned downward to face it.'YOU need to be fluffed up once more' I whispered gently to the bail of hay that had been my bed for the last 16 nights. My malformed brother and assistant ( knelt in the corner of my quarters as always ) diligently carved this activity into his large flat forearm: my planner. I requested the house half fill itself with goat milk and then floated with the current to the front door. Turned out they had the wrong house anyway. 
 

