[ WP ] A regular person refuses to become a superhero because ... .. ?

`` And this is why I am awesome! ``, Billy yelled as he let loose with a sissor kick and the soccer ball launched towards the net. The goalie was tense ready to strike and then lasers shot from his eyes. The ball exploded in a fine dust and Billy stopped flaunting how awesome he was. He actually looked scared. 
 
 So yeah that's how I realized I was a metahuman. Not sure how this happened, never was bitten by radioactive laser pointers, but now I shoot laser out of my freaking head. I'm Darren by the way. I've figured out kinda how to keep it in check. I ca n't focus on anything, the minute I focus, pwee pwee laser eyes. 
 
 To make matters worse, I've been recruited by three national superhero teams, two locals ones, and two evil cabals ( their words not mine ). I'm 16 I do n't want to go off and fight crime or save the world. I mean I watched when the Terrific Trio tried to stop Dr.Pain. Jerry the Wonderboy got shot in the face with a death ray. Screw that. I just want to do 16 year old things. Go to school, hang out at the mall, try to touch boobs. Speaking of boobs second time i ever used my power I was staring at Jessica Lang's chest... Luckily it was n't full blast. 
 

