[ WP ] The god of rainbows is n't gay , and he 's really tired of people making assumptions .

`` I ca n't stand it anymore! I create a wonderful painting of colors in the sky so those mortals have something beautiful to look at after heavy rains, but you know how they repay me? They call me homosexual! I was the one who created the rainbow, and I allowed the gay mortals of the world to use it as their symbol. I'm not gay! Why does everyone think that I'm gay?'' the god of rainbows asked Zuess. 
 
 `` Well, maybe if you would change out of that tie-dye tank top and thong, and maybe lose that lisp of yours, maybe the mortals would think otherwise,'' Zuess said.
