[ WP ] Mark Zuckerberg decides to end Facebook . He 's going to pay users $ 1 for every `` Like '' they accumulate until the company is bankrupt .

( News anchor ) `` today mark zuckerburg announced on facebook that he will be rewarding all users with one dollar for every'like' they accumulate until the company bankrupts. After a few short hours later zuckerburg announced that the checks will be in the mail shortly.'' 
 
 FASTFORWARD 5 BUSINESS DAYS 
 
 ( News anchor ) - `` Folks, the results are in and the cat is out of the bag. We finally have the big winners of the Facebook'like' payout. Well folks, it turns out mark zuckerburg took home roughly 99 % of facebooks profits. Yes, it turns out every user liked zuckerburg's post therefore depleting the money rather quickly. The other 1 % was paid out to the millions of Facebook users. Which means every other user was paid roughly.83 cents.'' 
 ( 2nd news anchor ) - `` Well that sure was depressing Paul, I'm sure nobody expected that outcome. In other news, a new social media site is taking the world by storm. Its name is Headliterature.com. This new site is the brain child of up and coming business tycoon Zark Muckerburg.'' 
 
 FLASH TO MARK ZUCKERBURGS HOUSE AFTER NEWS BROADCAST 
 
 ( Mark zuckerburg disguised as Zark muckerburg ) ( read in a sinister evil voice ) - `` mwhahahaha. My plan is unfolding perfectly. I'll just make headliterature.com as popular as Facebook was and do it all over again! Muwhahahahahaahaahhahaahaaaahahahahahahahaha.... ( thunder sounds and lightning strikes in background )
