[ WP ] A ghost goes to a secluded cabin for some quiet time off but events take a turn for the sinister as the ghost is haunted by horny teenagers

When Thad had first died and learned what he needed to accomplish to `` pass on'', he was adamant and eager. He was very productive. And he scared and haunted and tormented his ass off! It was bloody BRILLIANT to witness his techniques, and the elaborate nightmares he could plant in a person's head permanently were spectacular. He sky rocketed to near celebrity status in the ghost world. He just KNEW he could reach his quota quickly and then finally, at long last, be in peace. 
 
 Nope. No dice. This quota thing must be rigged, Thad found out eventually. You would think being super popular, which he never was as a human being, would pay off and put him in someone's good graces. But after several millennia, the popularity lost its appeal, the haunting lost its fun, and Thad's creativity dropped. So did his gusto. He started scaring much more intermittently, no longer seeing a reason to be so gung ho about it. Until eventually, he was washed up, a has been. 
 
 So now that those transparent fame whores had abandon him for the next big thing, Thad just floated through the ether, occasionally providing an easy scare for a small child or a psychologically traumatized adult. But his no longer beating heart just was n't in it. 
 
 So he decided to go to a cabin in the woods to hide out for a while. 
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 Ghosts do n't sleep, but Thad liked to pretend sometimes these days. Fuck being a ghost, he thought anymore, it's more or less like being a human and I'd rather be that. What I would n't do for some sleep! 
 
 So Thad laid down on the bed and closed his eyes. 
 
 An hour later, Thad `` awoke'' to find himself occupying someone's body. Oh no, wait, that's not right, ghosts could n't do *that*. Someone was occupying his? No, there were people on the bed with him. Or IN him. Thad did n't know how to phrase this phenomenon in his thoughts. He got off the bed and hovered on the ceiling to survey the scene. 
 
 The grunting, the moaning, the awkward, uncertain movements....TEENAGERS! Thad had watched humanity become more and more immoral and corrupt over his centuries of aimless wandering, and he was disgusted particularly with how loose people were regarding marriage and sex these days. Teenagers having sex this early in the game was fine, no big deal. But to not be MARRIED yet? Why do all these men want their women that old, long past prime childbearing age? And why are all these women giving themselves up to men so much before they were duly wed? The state of the kingdom.... 
 
 On the other hand, it had been a while since Thad had witnessed this act, and even longer since he had participated. And this was pretty hot. The boy, with his bleach blond hair shaggy on his head, his broad chest, and muscly shoulders, making him look several years older, and similarly, the girl with her breasts sized extra large and her tiny waist and tan skin and long blond hair.... 
 
 Thad wished that skinny had n't become the new sexy, but it was the best he had to work with here. So he approached the bed again, as the girl straddled the boy's waist, hands on his chest, bucking her hips and smiling mischievously. Thad returned to his spot again, lying on his back where the boy was, lining up their hips. 
 
 Not bad for a ghostly vacation, thought Thad as his imagination took over. It was almost like he had his senses again, after all these years.
