[ WP ] You die and are greeted in the afterlife by the all knowing God ( choose one ) , ready to judge you . However , for some reason he has no recollection of you ever existing .

`` Bell? Bell Ladrew? Let me find you.'' A humbled man rushs about in an rather bland, yet suprising angelic office room. He wore a large white robe, and had a settled expression. He seemed so busy, but it was clear he was just trying to feign emotion. `` Bell Ladrew... Bell..'' Suddenly his expression appeared active. He turned to a mysteriously well placed cloud of fluff, and pulled open a cabinet drawer of fluffy cloudiness. `` Bell Ladrew, I have no idea.'' Confusion began to erupt over his face. He twisted his figure, and looked to me. A simple, run-of-the-mill lady. I was as confused as he was, and we both had the same idea. `` Did I, like, never exist?'' I blurted out. There was silence for a moment, but then the man spoke. `` I ca n't find anything on you! I do n't know what to do!'' 
 
 Another silence, stinking of awkward air. He finally sat back down in his seat, and looked me over. He began to smile, but it was clear he had no idea how to move forward. `` Are you sure you are n't just misplacing my file?'' I was hesitant, but my words came out quick. He seemed surprised, and began to tap his fingers together. `` I would remember where you are, I am omniscient, afterall.'' He rose a finger, and with a dash of the digit. He created my name out of thin air, in a wispy white, like a cloud. Floating gently next to it was a small empty square. `` See? If I had you on file, you would be in that square.'' He sighed, and looked to me. 
 
 `` But... i'm not?'' I replied, and he simply nodded his head. 
 
 `` Well, can I just tell you what I did?'' 
 
 That awkward air again, silence from the man.. 
 
 `` No, I ca n't judge you off your own merit. You could be a liar.'' He shrugged, and laid his face against the fluffy heavenly desk. At a loss for words. `` Look, i'll let you in, but you are going to get reincarnated, pronto.'' I was simply taken aback, and nervously laughed. I was going to be reincarnated! Yet of course I had to check one important thing: `` And I will be on file this time, right?'' 
 
 `` Absolutely!'' He chimed. 
 
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