[ WP ] ABBA is from the future .

In 2034, the world had gone to crap. Resources were running out, wars were constantly going on, and there was no hope for any cooperation or world peace between countries. Even with amazing technology: flying cars, time machines, hover boards and more; things were n't getting any better. So, Secret Government Intelligences from different countries had the bright idea that in order to change the future, you'd have to alter the past. It was decided that they would try music to promote a better world and future. 
 
 MISSION WATERLOO. 
 This would be Sweden's mission. To send back four individuals in the 1970's to form a Disco group to change the world. There they stood in all their glory, beautiful space children of the future. They called themselves ABBA. They would be acclaimed as a great band with powerful messages that promote positivity in their songs. Dancing Queen would be one of the most successful `` weapons'' to change the world. Who could forget the Swedish royalty sitting as an audience to a then young ABBA performing their hearts away. It would move World Leaders worldwide to be more laid back. Money, Money, Money would raise awareness about Capitalism and would borrow time before it really took over until the mid 90's when Big Business Corporations would finally unfortunately take over. Gim me! Gim me! Gim me! would be one of the starts to push women into independence and move towards actual people that can play as hard as any man. As one of the best future musical Secret Agents I definitely want to say Thank You for the Music, ABBA, and promoting a better wonderful world. 
 
 All missions from each country turned out to be successful up until the 2000's. Remember Ziggy Stardust? He turned out to be an alien and managed to promote a postitive influence on UK and American culture to be more open-minded and a little bit different. Nena from Germany ( I never would have guessed she was from the future! ) would have a powerful anthem with 99 Luft Balloons to think twice about war and it's negative effects. And this list continues... 
 
 In the 2000's alien terrorists would get their hands on time travel as well and send back agents of their own. For example, Miley Cyrus would be sent to alter the world in being more revolting, promiscuous, and ridiculous as easy prey to the aliens that would come in 2019. Her very mission was to try to promote twerking, a weird act that was to catch on so that aliens could easily anally probe their victims. Fortunately, it only caught on as a trend and never became successful. 
 
 Yet, still we will keep fighting. The U.S. currently has Agent Katy Perry on the job trying to promote a better world. I feared for a second that she would give herself away with such obvious imagery, ie. E.T., but luckily no one bought it and she continues to be successful with her mission with such anthems as Roar and Firework to keep on fighting the good fight. 
 
 Musical Secret Agents will continue to battle on through songs and there's no telling who the winner will be at this point. Oh and watch out for Meghan Trainor. She is currently one of the most dangerous Musical Terrorists to date.
