[ WP ] `` Have I ever told you the definition of insanity ? ''

`` Well, according to US law, insanity is defined as a person's inability to distinguish fantasy from that of reality, thereby hindering an individual's mental and physical functionality.'' 
 
 Some commentator on an unnamed internet chat board smirks, rolling their eyes at the Far Cry-inspired prompt. Sipping on a two-dollar bottle of Coke Zero and hungrily devouring a bag of imitation Pringles, a student's oily fingers tap at the thin, black set of keys before them. Their fingers tap incessantly on the table below, searching for the next set of words or inspiration for some snide remark. 
 
 Nothing comes. A fart tears through the room. A hand strokes through a neck, covered with the majestic bush of winter's hair. 
 
 They move their cursor to press save, posting the short little ditty they'd made up in a matter of minutes. 
 
 OP stands up at his screen, watching as the first response to this prompt be that of a some smartass trying to make themselves seem smart by making fun of an established meme. Meanwhile, the writer continues back to search for a new tab, trying to find something new and fun to write about. By doing the same thing repeatedly, they'd hope to find something to drive away the boredom. 
 
 As that mohawk-haired antagonist of the video game that inspired this prompt would have put, `` Insanity is doing the same thing over and over.'' Or something like that. 
 
 The search continues, like every other mid-afternoon Friday.
