[ WP ] All of school is done at once . No going home , weekends , breaks , etc .

The letter came in the post today. Regina's mother ran her fingers over the embossed Department of Education seal on the envelope the way a prospector would test for true gold. 
 
 Mother's hands were shaking terribly as she handed the letter to Regina's grandmother. Grandmother was born before EduJection became standard, and was therefore the only member in the household who was not illiterate. 
 
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 Dear Regina Umphry: 
 
 This letter is to inform you that you have been selected for EduJection Therapy. Your injection date will be 21 Nov. 
 
 Please report to the Department of Education, Illinois Branch at 115 Sangamon Avenue, Springfield at 0800. 
 
 All the available slots for your first choice of'Arts Education' have been filled. Your pre-testing results place your qualifications as'Light Clerical/Managerial Assistance.' 
 
 The EduJection Therapy will take approximately 3 hours. Following the injection, you will be required to stay overnight in Springfield as the injection site will need medical attention. Accommodations will be provided to you and a guardian. 
 
 You will also undergo post injection testing to compare your new level of knowledge to your baseline results and determine how well your brain accepted the injected data. 
 
 Following a successful EduJection, you will be remanded to the Department of Labor for employment placement. 
 
 Congratulations on your acceptance, we look forward to your service to our nation. 
 
 *Arthur Dinkins* 
 
 *United States Secretary of Education*
