[ WP ] You are deeply ashamed of what you did for a Klondike bar .

One lone tear rolled down the side of Aaron's face. 
 
 `` What's wrong?'' His brother asked him. 
 
 With a frog in his throat he choked up the words, `` That damn Klondike bar. I've always heard how great it was. People would do anything for it. Alexander the Great looked at his empire and wept, for there were no more Klondike bars to devour. I had never had one before. I never knew that glory, so when Tim asked'what would you do for a Klondike bar?' My heart skipped a beat. Here was my chance.'I'll blow you!' I said.'' 
 
 His brother looked puzzled. `` You slut. Tim is n't gay.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I know.'' Aaron looked disappointed, `` so that did n't work. Then I offered to do his math homework.'' 
 
 `` You're literally the worst student in our class at math.'' 
 
 `` Yeah I know,'' Aaron started to cry harder, `` so I gave up all I had left.'' 
 
 `` You did n't...'' 
 
 `` Yes, I gave him my king-sized, ice cream Snickers bar.'' 
 
 `` That's so much better than a stupid fucking Klondike bar!'' 
 
 `` I know that now.'' Aaron turned to his brother, so that he could see the massive chocolate stain on Aaron's shirt, `` and I dropped it halfway through, so now everyone will know my shame.'' 
 
 `` How am I related to you?''
