[ WP ] The Aliens want to know what the hell we did with Atlantis .

The following IM was leaked by Wikileaks. The rumors of the founders death remain unconfirmed...... 
 
 DnkyPnch69: whaaaaaaat! I am ducking busy over here! 
 
 DnkyPnch69: ducking autocorrect. 
 
 DnkyPnch69: GODDAMN IT!!!! 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: Shut up. We have a major situation over here. Where is Shawn? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: how should I know? We are only hetro lifemates. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: for the love of God Steve. This is important. 
 
 DnkyPnch69: commas are important. I have to admit I do like the name God Steve. 
 
 FieldOpShawn: I'm here. Sorry. I was gathering the latest intel. When will Apu and Beth get here? 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: They wo n't be attending. They are making preparations for the worst. 
 
 DnkyPnch69: waaaaa....ddaaaa... ffffaaaaack are you two worked up about? 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: we have received a dire message from our Pluto communication satellite relay. The `` Forerunners'' that helped terraform the planet and `` nudge'' human advancement has just found out Atlanits is gone. They want to know why. They are not happy. It was their outpost and a link between us and them. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: We have very little to go on. Just what the Greeks wrote and some odds and ends. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: We need answers. We have two days to send a reply. We fear no matter what, there will be global and complete destruction. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: We are readying every advanced weapon we have. The scientists in each division... Well. They do n't have the highest hopes of them being effective in worst case scenario. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: What about..... 
 
 FieldOPShawn: No. All back up plans have same success rate. I ordered all departmet heads to reassess and hopefully someone has crunched the numbers wrong and we can have a viable plan. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: Jesus Christ.....what do you have to say, Steve? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: why am I here? 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: BECAUSE YOU ARE BAT-SHIT FUCKING CRAZY AND COME UP WITH THE WACKYEST BULLSHIT PLANS THAT SEEM TO WORK OUT. HUMANITY WILL BE WIPED OUT IN 72 HOURS IF WE DONT COME UP WITH SOMETHING!!!! THE PLUTO RELAY HAS ALLREADY PICKED UP MULTIPLE FORERUNNER CRAFTS ON THE WAY!!!!! THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ATLANTIS!!!! 
 
 DnkyPnch69: nothing happened to hotlantis. they just moved. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: I swear to God. I will send company assassins to kill you if you do n't explain. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: For real dude. What are you talking about? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: A. We all know I would kill the assassins. B. They moved to the bottom of challenger deep. C. They went rogue. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: And just how do you know this? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: I've partied with them. Have you ever been to a hotlantis partaaaay? It like mardigras mixed with 28 days later. Those peeps know how to party. They are second only to south korean business men. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: Dude. What about the rogue part? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: they grew to love it here. Did n't want to be part of these `` forerunners'' anymore. Something about this planet keeps them from living as long as they used to. The greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat ( you get the picture. ) The decedents will stop any invasion. They will message the incoming craft, I'm sure and call them off. I'm sure a intergalactic war will start because of this but we will be long dead by the time that happens. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: When were you planning on telling is this? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: i dunno. you never asked. just flipped out. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: When can you tell them to send word? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: 3hrs. i was going there anyway. they are picking me up. four day weekend bitches! 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: I'm so angry...... Report.On.My.Desk.When.You.Get.Back. 
 
 Jim-Mgmt: Has logged off. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: Bro. Are the woman there hot? 
 
 DnkyPnch69: you have no idea.... 
 
 FieldOPShawn: Hook me up! You have all the fun! 
 
 DnkyPnch69: done. just give me time. they are slow to embrace new peeps, even if they love our kind. 
 
 FieldOPShawn: TIA 
 
 FieldOPShawn: Has logged off. 
 
 DnkyPnch69: now only God Steve is left. God Steve enjoys the quiet when the loud little people go away...... 
 
 
 End of Im. Reports of other conversations have not been confirmed. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

