[ CW ] Begin your story with `` They should have sent a poet . ''

They should of sent a poet. It would of made as much of a difference. 
 Prissy, stuck up brats who only got in because their daddies play golf or go fishing with the president of the United States. I felt like some old geezer, staring at the neighbourhood teens who were driving by in their pickups, while I sat on my porch. The reality was that these pricks were the same age as me. But I still hated them. I worked my ass of to get into NATO command, joining the Army when I was 16. I worked for my first pay check and did n't get my first car until I made Sergeant. I'm 50 now and I am responsible for preventing World War 3, and I still need to babysit a bunch of whiny, philandering pieces of shit who do n't care.
