[ WP ] Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross are neighbors , and get into a feud over property lines , and now hate eachother in the most polite and kind way possible .

Bob Ross paints in his back yard. 
 
 `` Now, there's a happy tree. Let's put another on there. Yes, there it is. Another happy tree, and there's a happy fence right where the property line is. Now, I'm going to mix some pastel white with burnt umber to create a little shadow on the fence.'' 
 
 Mr. Rogers stands on the other side of the fence. 
 
 `` What's that, King Friday?'' 
 
 ( Using a put on voice ) `` Well, you always had an agreement with the previous owners that this was the line, and that worked for 15 years. Why should you change it now?'' 
 
 `` That sounds perfectly reasonable to me.'' 
 
 Bob Ross does n't acknowledge them and just keeps painting, providing his own commentary. 
 
 `` Now, there's a nice little added touch. Yes, there's me giving the finger to whoever is on the other side of that fence, whoever that may be. That's about it. Well, there you have it, a perfectly nice neighborhood with a perfectly reasonable gentleman who just wants a fence moved a couple of feet.'' 
 
 He turns around. 
 
 `` Oh, Mr. Rogers, I did n't see you there.'' 
 
 ( In King Friday's voice ) `` That sounds like a bunch of horseshit.'' 
 
 `` King Friday, it's perfectly reasonable that Mr. Ross is a crazy person who talks to himself. As always, we should be kind to the mentally ill.'' 
 
 Bob grabs his painting. `` Here's a painting I made for you.'' 
 
 `` Oh why thank you, it's lovely. I'm going to hang it in my closet.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I bet you spend a lot of time in there, so you can really appreciate that.'' 
 
 `` Hey, that's too far.'' He switches to King Friday's voice. `` Mr. Rogers is married with two children. That was really uncalled for.'' 
 
 `` No, King Friday, you're right. I guess we can find a peaceful solution to this. It's just a couple of feet. Maybe we just take the fence down. We do n't need these barriers between us.'' 
 
 `` That would be the neighborly thing to do.'' Says Fred. `` What do think King Friday?'' 
 
 `` I do not listen to peasants. Crush the uprising before they can unthrone you! The monarchy is God's will!'' 
 
 Mr. Rogers takes King Friday off of his hand. 
 
 `` Sorry about King Friday, he ca n't always be reasoned with. That plan sounds like the neighborly thing to do.'' 
 
 `` And I can paint you an appropriate picture.'' 
 
 And that's how Mr. Rogers and Bob Ross became neighborly with each other.
