[ WP ] Your SO sends you a picture of a house you 're moving into , but there 's something there she doesnt seem to notice

Janet likes the small alcove in the kitchen, and the two sinks in the one bedroom's bathroom, but Nick hates the whole entire fucking apartment. He hates that he and her have to share the same closet, and that each of them must now share the same shower, because for him Janet is great girlfriend and all, but she has n't ever lived in the same space as a crazy person before, and Nick's very afraid that when she finds out or ca n't take it anymore, she'll leave him. She might eventually find out. Like just the other day, she asked Nick why the toaster was always unplugged, even though she's the only one to use it and she uses it every morning. Nick wanted to list out all the other neuroses, but he just could n't come out as being crazy that easily. It did n't have to be that soon. Nick's good. She still has n't noticed that he rotates the dining room table, and nor that he's used the same knife for butter, every time he's had butter. Nick is crazy, but Janet does n't know that. She just likes looking at the apartment.
