[ WP ] He is the Chosen One . Braver than a lion . Mightier than the storm . Dumber than a 5-year old .

`` Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is- what are you doing?'' 
 
 `` Oo... bendy spoon! Bendy!'' He grips the spoon, and it twists like putty in his hands. 
 
 `` Yes, the spoon *appears* to bend, but in actuality you are warping reality - okay, can you stop using telekinesis to raid the fridge? Thanks.'' 
 
 `` But... bendy spoon! Why... uh... why not bend the bad guys? Bend them too!'' 
 
 The prodigy pauses for a moment. `` Well, you see... Hm, that just seems like a fairly slow and intellectually inefficient methodology of killing someone.'' 
 
 `` *Kill* someone? M-me? No, killing is bad! Very bad!'' 
 
 The Oracle takes another sip of her vodka. 
 
 `` Neo, the agents are not human. They are completely void of morality, happy to kill *you*, and they're computer code. Not human. It's perfectly acceptable for you to, you know, just take a gun and kill them.'' 
 
 `` Guns? I like guns!'' 
 
 `` Hey, what are you doing? How - how did you make that gun? What th-'' 
 
 *Blam blam blam* 
 
 The window explodes outwards, and Neo vaults the glass shards. `` Wheeeeee!'' 
 
 With an exasperated sigh, the child falls backwards. `` Is he truly the chosen one? I can not accept that such a... simple mind would be capable of what He should be possessed of the power to do.'' 
 
 The Oracle shrugs. `` Sometimes, you take what you can get.'' 
 
 `` *Him*?'' 
 
 `` This... might actually not be one of those times.'' 
 
 -- - 
 
 `` Would you please remove any metallic items you are carrying: keys, loose change -'' 
 
 Neo sets down his duffel bag and opens his coat. 
 
 `` Whoa, what- why are you covered in toy planes?'' 
 
 A shrug. `` I like cars! But these cars are *special*.'' 
 
 Trinity bashes her head into a wall pillar for the third time. 
 
 `` What's special about-'' 
 
 The miniature airplanes take flight, tiny bullets spraying out from them and larger ones dropping coin-sized bombs. 
 
 *nnneeaoowww blam blam blam* 
 
 `` Neo?'' 
 
 `` Yes?'' 
 
 `` Could you please stop making airplane noises?'' 
 
 `` nnneeaowwwwwwww...''
