[ WP ] During a text conversation , you always know just what to say . Your amazing conversation skills come from repeatedly pressing your phone 's `` recommended '' words . One day , a conversation gets weird ...

When I downloaded the new IOS update it added `` recommended words'' on my iPhone ( the grey box with 3 words ). When I updated my phone it asked if I wanted to turn on `` Conversation Recommendations from Roberto'' I figured why not, I mean if it's in an apple update it's either a joke or for real, turning on this setting seemed not to do anything. Until I got a message from my best friend in distraught after his girlfriend breaking up with him and in the `` recommended words'' box I see 3 options on how I want the recommended words to go to `` Hostile'', `` Compassionate'', and `` Sarcastic''. I click `` Compassionte'' and totally based on the `` Recommended Words'' I lift his spirits up and we agree to go get some beer. Afterwards when I get messages I go complete auto pilot but with every conversation there are always 3 new options on how I want the conversation to go. I'm getting friends laid, I'm getting my self laid, I'm telling off people, and I'm helping people. At this point I'm well liked to just about everyone I meet and text. But one day I meet this beautiful girl at a party and we exchange phone numbers, like I do n't even know how to discribe her. One day I get to texting her but I do n't see 3 options the conversation can go. Just all rude ones like `` why'd you break my heart'' and `` you're a cunt''. I do n't go on to like this so I decide to type my self and the words change into the recommended words with no way to stop it, it gets to a point where I'm not touching my phone it's sending its on its own recommended messages. I shut down my phone and turn it back on and text her again apologizing and we agree to get coffee. And at coffee I say 
 `` I know this might say weird, but last night my phone was texting by itself...'' 
 She replies with, `` Do you have `` Conversation Recommendations from Jessica''? 
 I reply with no, `` I have one named Roberto'' there is a pause 
 `` I was n't texting last night either it was my phone...'' 
 
 **IM TIRED AND ON MOBLIE SO IT PROBABLY SUCKS** *goodnight*
