[ WP ] The secrecy of the Wizarding world has been compromised . The Ministry of Magic has sanctioned an inquisition to uncover how a certain muggle has learned virtually every secret of their hidden world . That muggle is JK Rowling .

`` So what exactly do you mean,'She knows more than everything'?'' The Minister for Magic, Esther Bowridge, shifted in her seat trying to understand what was being explained to her by a simple, bespectacled squib struggling to hold eight hefty books. 
 
 `` Well...'' Penny spoke softly, `` Aside from names, this woman in the muggle world has written all of these books about our world and even detailed some of our prophecies. She's played them out. Like, we had our struggles with the Dark Lord Aronkor, but she called him Voldemort... Even with the different name though, she got everything he did exactly right. And on top of it, I think she's foretold the future. The boy Aronkor failed to kill, young Simon... Well in these books his name is Harry and over the course of the books he ends up battling and defeating Aronkor. Or Voldemort as she calls him, the names make things a little confusing...'' 
 
 `` Wait...'' The Minister sat bolt upright, `` Aronkor comes back?!'' 
 
 `` According to this woman, yes.'' 
 
 The Minister felt uneasy, `` How is that possible, according to this muggle?'' 
 
 `` Horcruxes.'' 
 
 `` No...'' 
 
 `` Seven of them.'' 
 
 Esther could n't believe what she was hearing. She eyeballed the books and knew she had to take action fast if any of this had any merit. `` What is this woman's name? The one who wrote these books.'' 
 
 `` J.K. Rowling, Ma'am. She's a very sweet and charitable woman who went through many hardships of her own. Writing these books is what turned her life into a success story.'' 
 
 `` I do n't care!'' Esther flicked her wand and blue sparks shot up and out of the room. Her assistant ran in not even a moment later. `` Alandra, I want a team to take these books here and study them thoroughly, I also suggest nobody else see them. The contents must remain a complete secret, do you understand me?'' 
 
 Alandra reached for the books while nodding but Penny got wide eyed, `` But, Minister...'' 
 
 `` What, Penny!?'' 
 
 `` Minister, secrecy will be an issue. These books have sold over 450 million copies.'' 
 
 The Minister sank a little in her seat and took a deep breath. `` Oh my, and it's all muggles who have read them?'' 
 
 `` To my knowledge, yes.'' 
 
 The Minister looked back at Alandra who was now holding the stack of books, `` Alandra, we're launching an inquisition into this matter, we may even need to take this as far as mass Obliviation of memories but that is not certain at this time. One thing is for certain though... Get me J.K. Rowling. I want to know everything she knows and I want to know HOW she knows it.'' 
 
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