[ WP ] You call to order pizza , but unknowingly call a hit man

`` Hi there, welcome to Domino's Pizza. How can I be of assistance?'' 
 
 
 `` Hi, I'm looking at the specials online, do you still have the two-for-one medium with the garlic bread and two sodas?'' 
 
 
 `` Yes sir, we do, they last until next weekend. Are you looking into the two-for-one deal?'' 
 
 
 `` Yes, I think I'll go with that one. I'm going to get pepperoni and all dressed, and two Cokes.'' 
 
 
 `` Perfect. Credit or cash?'' 
 
 
 `` Cash please.'' 
 
 
 `` What are the addresses?'' 
 
 
 `` I'm sorry?'' 
 
 
 `` The two addresses.'' 
 
 
 `` It's one address.'' 
 
 
 `` Oh, okay. Sorry about that. What's the address?'' 
 
 
 `` 21 Pine Street, fourth unit on the second floor.'' 
 
 
 `` Any special instructions?'' 
 
 
 `` Yeah, I guess. Do n't make it sloppy, and keep the cheese on the pizza.'' 
 
 
 `` One last thing.'' 
 
 
 `` Yes?'' 
 
 
 `` I'm going to need a down payment, brown bag, paper, unmarked bills.'' 
 
 
 ``... I'm going to need to speak to your manager.'' 
 
 
 `` The boss ai n't here today.'' 
 
 
 `` Well, this is frankly silly. I do n't think I've ever called this location and received a response like this. Get me my pizza for free.'' 
 
 
 `` Pizza?'' 
 
 
 `` Yes. My damn pizza.'' 
 
 
 `` Kid, you dialed the wrong number. You mixed up the 4 and 8.'' 
 
 
 `` Well, who am I calling then?'' 
 
 
 `` Domino.'' 
 
 
 `` The pizza joint.'' 
 
 
 `` No. Domino. Just call me that.'' 
 
 
 `` And what do you do Domino.'' 
 
 
 `` Nevermind. I'll get you your god damned pizza.''
