[ WP ] You are a doctor in the Emergency Room . While removing a `` foreign object '' from an embarrassed patient , you begin to suspect that he is actually Satan .

*Ah yes*, I thought. *Let's see who's'slipped' onto their remote control now. * I entered my room, trying to stifle my smile as always in this sort of circumstance. Last time's was both disgusting and hilarious. 
 
 Standing awkwardly by a chair was a very tall, very blonde man. He looked at me, almost in a stern way. 
 
'Hello Luke.' I extended my hand.'I'm Doctor Kyriakou, I'll be... ah, helping you with your problem tonight.' 
 
 Luke sighed.'Thank you Doctor.' he replied.'The sooner we can get this sorted, the better.' 
 
'I imagine so.' I replied. So he was going to go for the'I'm still a tough guy even though I've got something shoved right up my arse' way of dealing with. Fair enough.'So, what exactly is... stuck?' 
 
'A strap-on.' he replied, curtly. 
 
'A what now?' 
 
'A strap on. I was using a strap on, when it snapped inside me.' 
 
 I'll come back to this later.
