[ WP ] You buy your wife a fun DNA home testing kit . The post arrives with her results , which you eagerly tear open to find she 's 37 % German , 38 % Cherokee Indian , and 35 % `` Unknown and Unidentifiable . '' Within moments , three black vans pull up outside your house , and there 's a knock at your door .

Lights turned on, dark room suddenly got that little light needed for a small stage to be visible. 
 
 `` let me tell you a story, the truth, something beyond of your imagination, listen carefully, word by word, remember you're part of history, my first and last'' 
 
 Puppets started to rise, you could feel that all of us prepared to listen carefully, my eyes were wide open, what is he talking about, what first and last... 
 
 `` there was a little house with a man that ordered wife dnk test.'' 
 
??????? 
 
 `` it was just fun, to laugh a bit more with someone he loved like no one before. After few weeks results came. She was 37 % German, 38 % Cherokee Indian, 35 % unknown and unidentifiable. `` 
 
 That small room suddenly got even smaller, WHAT IS GOING ON???? 
 
 `` unknown and unidentifiable, he did n't even know what that meant, wife just stood there speechless. Suddenly they heard tires screaming, just one look through a big window and they could see 3 vans... 3 black vans. Just that 1 look, that split second and he knew, knew what unknown and unidentifiable means'' 
 
 I do n't get it, no one should know this, who is that, how? My mind is blown away, OK I need to stay calm, maybe he does n't know. Audience is mesmerized, probably thinking what kind of story is this, thinking in their head who is she. I do n't know if I can let him finish, but how to stop him. HOW DOES HE KNOW. 
 
 `` we need to go, right now he shouted, but his wife did n't even blink. Right as the people in black suits should have entered the room strange silence struck. Only man visible through window stood there like a statue. Not even a sound from anywhere. He turned the head to look at his wife. At first she was just looking, but after a chilling silence she said to him < I will expiry everything, but let's get going now >'' 
 
 Master puppeteer, he knows, is he here to help? 
 
 `` hahahaha that's it, they walked away and disappeared, well Cya all one day'' 
 
 Shouting, talking, questions somehow devoured silence of that creepy dark room < who is she? Where did she come from, can they bread? FINISH THE STORY > 
 
 `` it is not yet finished, and all of you know who they are `` said the puppeteer with a smile from ear to ear. 
 
 Yep he knows, I need to tell my wife, we need to run. < no need to run, no need to hide, you are safe here > came from the voice inside the head. 
 
 Light dim, again room became dark. Someone walked to the light, turned it on. Nor puppeteer nor stage was there... 
 
 
 

