[ WP ] You 're a telepath and use the power to cheat on exams . One day you can hear the voice of the new teacher echoing in your head 'NO CHEATING IN MY CLASSROOM ! '


 
 People always thought I had been gifted in school, but truly I had a deep secret, I was a telapath. But a telapath was not just an individual who operated by chance. They spoke to the universe. 
 
 Here is how it work for me. I would walk into class on test day and see in small golden letter of the grade I would receive on the test. I would take my seat and begin reading the questions. Each question I read, I would received an answer though the eyes of one of the students. If I saw a Golden A it meant I was seeing all the correct questions from the other students, if I saw a B it meant I was getting a few answers correct. Regardless of the grade I was going to get, I always followed the “ letters ” commands, and they never led me astray 
 
 I knew if I followed the path I was sure to find my way in the world, I truly never saw it as cheating. 
 
 But one day there was a sub in place of our normal teacher, and it was test day. The grade I received as I walked into class was an A, so I thought “ sweet ”, then the sub locked eyes with me and my grade dropped to a C. “ Shit ” I thought “ that's never happened to me. ” So I took my seat and the sub spoke up “ Attention class my name is Joey and I will be your sub for the next month ” A couple student raised their hands and he answered their questions. As soon as it was quiet Joey hands out the test and says “ begin. ” I followed along and took the test knowing for sure I was getting a C. And of course the next day I got the test back and it was a C. I knew that I was screwed, I never paid attention in class so I could take the test normally and pass, but I continued on, and eventually the next test came along. Walking into class I saw the letter F big and black in my vision. “ Damn it ” I thought “ its getting worse ”. So I took my seat and took the test. The next day after getting my grade back I waited for the class to leave so I could talk with Joey. As I approached his desk he cracked a smile, and with a little glint in his eye he said “ I see you didnt like the grade you got ” I replied “ No not at all you must be a bad teacher I never fail my tests ” His smile faded and he simply replied “ If you dont get your act together you be seeing an M ” Thats how I first learned I was going to work at Mc. Donalds. 
 
 I guess the Universe was n't on my side.
