[ WP ] Most outdoor cats bring their owners mice or birds as presents . Yours just dropped a pixie at your feet .

`` 911, what's the nature of your emergency?'' 
 
 *'' There's... Oh God... There's been an animal attack! Oh, Maeve help me...'' * 
 
 `` Ma'am, I need you to calm down and tell me exactly what happened.'' 
 
 *'' My cat! My cat broke out and got into the fae neighbourhood and... Oh, Goddess I need an ambulance right away! She's bleeding so bad and I ca n't help her! `` * 
 
 `` Alright ma'am. Can you give me your address?'' 
 
 *'' 1167 West Lafayette. I'm outside on the lawn... Damn it it's thirty below out here but I ca n't move her! `` * 
 
 `` You're doing the right thing, ma'am. Stay on the line and I'll talk you through some first aid procedures to help the victim'til the paramedics arrive, alright?'' 
 
 * * * 
 
 I may have spent too many hours watching old *Rescue 911* episodes on YouTube. TBC once I research US ambulance dispatch procedures.
