[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

The latest best seller, *Ebony Darkness*, was a love story of a teenage girl and a demon. Some said it was worse than *Twilight* and *50 Shades of Grey* combined, which was honestly quite a feat to go below the bar of awful writing and become a `` you will literally become stupider if you read this'' writing. Nonetheless, this did not stop people from reading it. 
 
 Some read it ironically, some to make fun of it, others to criticize it. Then there were the fans girls. Soccer moms and teenie boppers gobbled it up enthusiastically, buying the books as soon as they hit the shelves. Two movies were made with future plans to adapt the other ten books. The market also changed. A quick walk into Walmart or Target, and you saw action figures of the characters, posters, candles, chalk, and mass produced oujia boards. There was a surge in demand for occult books. Interest in vampires and werewolves were brought up again. 
 
 Most of the magical community cringed when they heard of *Ebony Darkness* and many, disguised as normal humans of course, made up the hatedom. But it seemed that one demon had it the worst. He shared the same first name as the book's primary love interest and was frequently summoned, usually finding himself in a bedroom in American suburbia, surrounded by feathers, candles, and fourteen year old girls. The demon at first did n't know about the book series and when summoned would steal all the food in the room, developing a preference for Cool Ranch Doritos. 
 
 By the two hundredth summoning, he was fed up and the free Doritos were n't worth it anymore. By the four hundredth, he finally asked why all these girls were summoning him. By the six hundredth summoning, he started to lecture people about why *Ebony Darkness* was an awful series. By the thousandth summoning, he decided to go to Hell's government, pay 50 Gans, and just change his name. 
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