[ WP ] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg , but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading , `` level 18 cooking required to use object '' .

\*bzzzz\* Level 18 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*grabs the frying pan firmly\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 18 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*lifts frying pan into air, smacks it against lightly the stove.\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 18 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*turns dial on gas stove\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 7 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*turns stove dial again, sets pan on range\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 18 cooking required to use object. 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 7 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \* puts frying pan in sink. Pours oatmeal into bowl, fills with water. Puts in microwave.\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 25 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*throws bowl of cold oatmeal into microwave. Stabs at buttons\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 25 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \*Pours bowl of cereal. Goes to refrigerator to get milk.\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 5 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you.'' \* kicks refridgerator, slams frying pan on stove top angrily, punches microwave\* 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 5 cooking required to use object. 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 18 cooking required to use object. 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 7 cooking required to use object. 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 25 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Fuck you all!'' \*dumps dry cereal into bowl of cold uncooked oatmeal. Reaches for spoon from silverware drawer'' 
 
 \*bzzzz\* 
 
 `` No... no no no...'' 
 
 \*bzzzz\* Level 1 cooking required to use object. 
 
 `` Just... fuck you.'' 
 

