[ WP ] Scotland votes `` Yes '' on independence , England invades .

`` Sorry, old chap, is this the way to Edinburgh?'' 
 
 
 `` Ach, no. You're heading in the wrong direction.'' 
 
 
 `` So sorry. This invasion business is frightfully difficult to get the hang off.'' 
 
 
 `` Oh it's no bother. It keeps a body warm a laughing at you Englishmen.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Yes, we must look a... Hey! you should be scared of us. Fear the empire.'' 
 
 
 
 `` Oh I cannea fear you. I just cannae. I just cannae fear you. `` 
 
 
 
 `` Well, that's awfully rude of you. Why not?'' 
 
 
 
 `` Well you see, you see englishman, it's because we have a secret.'' 
 
 
 `` Secret? What secret? Do go on. You ca n't leave us hanging like that.'' 
 
 
 `` Okay, okay. Seeing as you're a polite chap I'll tell you about the secret.'' 
 
 
... 
 
 `` Soon I hope?'' 
 
 
 `` I was just pausing for dramatic effect. Only fitting for a secret weapon. Pause over!'' 
 
 
 
 `` You're still pausing.'' 
 
 
 
 
 `` Oh yes. Apologies, englisman, apologies. Anyway the secret. Well, you see englishman the secret is we have an... alliance'' 
 
 
 
 `` A secret alliance! With whom?'' 
 
 
... 
 
 
 
... 
 
 `` WITH THE POLISH.'' 
 
 
 `` Oh bugger.'' 
 
 
 `` WE'R TAKING YER FROM BEHIND ENGLISHMAN. WE'R TAKING YER FROM BEHIND. ``
