[ WP ] Finally after thirty years of a dead marriage , Rita Repulsa is on her first blind date , but keeps getting delayed .

Finally, after thirty years of a dead marriage, Rita Repulsa is getting ready for her first blind date. But as always, she keeps getting delayed. 
 The past thirty years of her life have basically been a Wisconsin airport in the middle of the worst blizzard. She spent thirty years of marriage telling herself lie after lie just to be `` normal''. I mean God, in the late 80's when she got married she was still `` Bill Wixford, greatest lawyer money can buy.'' 
 Well I guess the first few years of marriage were n't a complete lie. She genuinely thought she was happy living the American Dream. A big suburban house, two beautiful daughters, a great job, and a loving wife that had dinner on the table every night after a long day of arguing for strangers. Any other man would consider this scenario ideal. But deep inside, Rita knew that this would n't be enough. 
 Debra, her wife of thirty years, pretty much always knew Rita was there but, much like a World War II veteran, did n't talk about it. Do n't ask do n't tell was a huge policy in their household. But this Masquerade would only hold up so long. And finally, after thirty years of silent dinners and loveless sex, Rita had enough and emerged and never went back. 
 But now, at 50 years old, she looks better than she ever had and is ready to begin fishing for love, and not lies, as Rita Repulsa.
