[ WP ] Whenever a child is born , one of his/her parents die in exactly one day . You wife just gave birth .

`` It's a boy!'' 
 
 Laughter and excitement erupted in the operating room, as new life was brought into the world. Doctors congratulated Qihao, my wife, as my son was handed to her and felt the warmth of his mother for the very first time. 
 
 The birth of my son, Kwan Joong, was bittersweet. The Reckoning was coming for one of us, and, like all others, we prepared accordingly. Births were a rare occurrence, and the few who decide to conceive were heralded as heroes. 
 
 `` oWEHHH, oWEHHH!!'' cried Kwan. 
 
 I knew the Reckoning would be upon one of us soon. 
 
 Before today, being one of the few who decided to conceive felt like an honor. Grief-stricken, I held onto my wife like a piece of fecal matter stuck to an ass hair. 
 
 `` oWEHH!!!! oWEHHH!!!'' I cried. 
 
 I remember my wife had always wanted to roast marshmallows. It was customary for the doctors and nurses to leave the family alone in the operating room for 24 hours. I had to improvise, so I opened the biohazard bin and used the needles in there to put the marshmallows on. As we roasted the marshmallows, we reminisced about our life together. 
 
 23 hours had passed, and I was ready. All my anxiety and fear had vanquished, and beneath its ashes arose a valiant sense of pride and courage. I was saving the human race. 
 
 At the final minute, I braced myself. I said goodbye to my wife, and closed my eyes. The clock was ticking, my heart was racing. 
 
 I looked up at the clock, barely being able to make out the time with all the semen I had in my eyes from masturbating earlier. 
 
 `` 5..4..3..2..1..'' 
 I closed my eyes. 
 
 I heard a thud shortly after. I opened my eyes to see my wife still in front of me, and that it was actually the doctor that had fallen on the floor. My wife cheated on me with Jesse Huang.
