[ WP ] A genius has been cursed to only speak one syllable words . How does this affect their life ?

`` Hmm,'' said the man. `` Not much had changed, did it?'' 
 
 `` Yeah,'' said his friend. `` You still talk one word at a time. I can still get what you want to say.'' 
 
 `` That's good, I do n't want to piss you off.'' 
 
 They talked some more, on things that the witch said on the curse. 
 
 `` What did we do last night?'' said the man. `` How did I get cursed?'' 
 
 `` We were drunk last night and you threw up in front of her. Witch was pissed bro, your luck must have been through the roof that she did not just kill you right then and there.'' 
 
 `` She was a strange witch, huh?'' said the smart man. `` Still, I'm glad I'm not a frog right now.'' 
 
 `` I feel you bro. I do n't want to eat flies for the rest of my life.'' said his friend. The two of them watched the full moon from the peak. `` How do you think this will do to your life?'' he asked. 
 
 The smart man thought. `` I have to think hard on what words I can speak, I guess. I hope Sam would not hate me like this.'' 
 
 `` She likes short words, you'll be fine,'' replied his friend. `` Hey, did the witch say when the curse will end?'' 
 
 The man shook his head. `` Nope, and if she did, I must have not heard it.'' 
 
 There was a flash of light, and the two of them saw a note on the ground. It read: 
 
 *If you come to my house this night, I will break the curse, for a price. My house is on New York. * 
 
 The man and his friend looked at each other. His friend gave him a pat on the back. 
 
 `` Be strong bro, you can get through this,'' he said. 
 
 The man gulped. `` Yeah... I hope.'' 
 
 -- - 
 
 `` So, what did she make you do?'' asked his friend. 
 
 The man had a grin the size of a hill. 
 
 `` Best. Sex. Of All Time. Bro.'' 
 
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 *I wrote this in thirty minutes. This was hard. *
