[ WP ] You 're main character wants to summon the demon patron of wealth , but instead , they end up with his child , the demon of loose change .

`` Lay the money in the middle Brad, this is gon na be rad!'' 
 
 `` Stop rhyming with my name Tom, it annoys me''. Brad laid the many coins in the middle. 
 
 `` I do n't think it's a good idea to do this with a 100 dollars in change, the book said it had to a single item. 
 
 `` Brad, chillax lad. It is probably just a bad translation, we got the gist of it.'' As Tom went to start the fire Brad spoke up again 
 
 `` Please stop the rhyming, it's not fun now and it never has been.'' 
 
 `` Come on fat Brad, you know it's only because I called you Brad the Mad that Abella went home with you.'' 
 
 `` Was not!'' 
 
 `` Was so!'' 
 
 `` Was not!'' 
 
 `` Was s-'' a crackling sound made made Tom stop mid-sentence and look at the pile of change that had started glowing. 
 
 `` What is happen-'' 
 
 `` Shhh! Just watch.'' 
 
 *Puff* And there he stood, the patron of wealth. The highest man Tom and Brad had ever seen with a long, ragged, grey coat and a beard to match it. As he took both his hands inside his insanely big pockets the two friends looked at each other in astonishment, none of them believing what they were witnessing. The man flung the contents of his pockets up in the air and while both Tom and Brad looked up expecting to see the dollar bills peacefully gliding down towards them 
 `` Ow my eye, my fucking eye! What is this shit'' loose change rained down upon them. 
 
 `` It's like it's raining money!'' Brad exclaimed. 
 
 `` It is raining money'' said the patron of wealth. 
 
 `` What the FUCK is this dude. Are you trying to drown us in loose change? You're supposed to be some demon of wealth.'' 
 
 `` I am Coin, the demon patron of loose change. The patron of wealth is my dad. You used coins, lots of people make that mistake.'' 
 
 `` Cool so can you give us all the coins we want?'' 
 
 `` It's not *cool* Brad, it sucks. What are we supposed to do with all this, prank people?'' 
 
 At the word prank, Coin looked at Tom `` I *love* pranks. Which are we gon na do first? Let's buy pizza with small coins! Or, or better yet pay a parking ticket with small coins! No no no no, I got it. We buy a hooker, huh'' 
 
 `` Tom that dude is a pure genius, Coin you're a genius. That sounds like so much fun, let's do all at once!'' 
 
 `` It sounds dumb and as a waste of time. I was supposed to be rich by now.'' 
 
 `` Come on Tom, listen to Bad Brad, it'll be fun.'' 
 
 `` Do n't rhyme my name Coin, seriously.'' 
 
 `` Brad, cat, flat, bad, shat, hat, fad, bat.'' 
 
 `` You used bat twice you dumb-ass.'' 
 
 `` As in bat and baseball bat.'' 
 
 `` That is just stup-'' 
 
 `` Shut up Brad, just *shut up*. Coin, I like you. Let's go glue coins to the pavement and see people try pick them up. Afterwards we'll tie a string around a coin and fish for hobos.'' 
 
 `` You're amazing Tom, I only ever thought of paying with them. I guess I got that from my dad.'' 
 
 In the end Brad was sad. 
 
 `` I hate you guys. All three of you!''
