[ WP ] Humanity is admitted to the Galactic Republic , however they have to meet one condition : to ban the production and distribution of music . Turns out humanity is the only species in the galaxy to create music , and its emotional affects are so potent it can incapacitate or entrance most species ' .

Everything was going well without music. It took a while, and there was still a blackmarket, but music was pretty much eradicated form human culture. We still had sounds for advertisements and stuff, but no repeatable or predictable beats, all the notes have nothing to do with each other. This was the norm for 200 years, until the unexpected happened. Well, the secret governments of the world knew this would happen. In fact, they were *waiting* for eternity so they can finally seize control of the Milkyway. It was the only option. 
 
 Humans were prosecuted for having the most powerful weapon in the universe. Without music these aliens offered to share their knowledge, which was ridiculously vast. They were so extraordinarily advanced it took us 20 years to decode their language. After that though, the growth the human civilization witnessed within the last 200 years makes the last 2 billion years absolutely worthless. Teleportation? Warp-drives? 4D Printing? Humanoid engineering? Accessory organs? Star Trek literally seems to be a tale in the distant past of some other primitive species. 
 
 So what exactly happened to change all this? The Inter-Galatic Federation ( IGF ) belittled the humans, and forgot about the *Voyager Golden Records*, phonograph records that were included aboard both Voyager spacecraft launched in 1977. They contain sounds and images selected to portray the diversity of life and culture on Earth, and were intended for any intelligent extraterrestrial life form, or for future humans, who may find them. Neither Voyager spacecraft is heading toward any particular star, but Voyager 1 is meeting up with someone who's been waiting for eons. Our Saviour, Pablo Escobar Junior. 
 
 He was waiting in a distant star to receive the Golden Records on Voyager 1, so he can broadcast them through the galaxy. Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Stravinsky, Guan Pinghu, Blind Willie Johnson, Chuck Berry, Kesarbai Kerkar, Valya Balkanska, and more. Linked to every Bluetooth-6 enabled speaker in the Milyway, music of distant human history, filled with the emotion to split rock, the strength to crumble mountains, the earth-shatteringly powerful frequencies to make alien cities **TREMBLE IN HORROR**. Their minds, their weak, slothful minds. No mercy. *No. Mercy. *
