[ WP ] Your roommate sometimes turns to an `` invisible camera '' and begins narrating like he 's on some TV show . You 've always just put up with it ... but now you think you heard a laugh track .

`` Dude, Alex.. did you hear that?'' I ask. 
 He turns and stares at me in the face, expressionless. I hear that laugh track again. 
 `` Dude, seriously, what's that?'' I ask again. He lowers his head. he closes his eyes and rubs them with his thumb and forefinger. He holds his other hand towards a window, and someone reaches through and hands him a damp towel. He wipes his forehead, then walks towards the pantry we have for our microwaveable food. He slams it down and shouts strings of profanities. He's throwing things everywhere, and it's all falling apart so easily. He just storms out, muttering curses under his breath. Slowly, all the walls slide away. I'm in some Hollywood studio the size of Oregon or something. A short man with a small yet fierce face and beady eyes rushes towards me, clipboard in hand. 
 `` Oh poo, you've gone and ruined it all. Ohh of course. Take two!''. 
 Uniformed men rush the stage and reach me in seconds. I think I can escape them. Wait, no. They're not going for me. They're going to a supply closet. Wait, what are they getting. That looks like.. me? I do n't know. Oh man. I'm really tired. Heyyy, they left my dorm bed still. I'm gon na just.. take a snooze..
