[ WP ] I once remembered that I was God , but then I forgot again as quickly as I could .

Because forget those starving kids working in sweat shops. I just wanted to get high and play Xbox all day long. I'm like the worst omnipotent being ever. I could cure cancer, but I just let people die. I could speed up their terrible horrible death too, but I guess I'm a bit of a sociopath. 
 
 Like you just do n't get it. It's hard being God, so I made myself forget like a genie granting a wish. Sometimes, it sneaks in, and I think I should make the Borg to kill some of these fucking hipster assholes. Like, after being God, I totally understand why he killed so many of these mother fuckers in the Old Testament. Then, I think about ebola again, and I feel bad and forget about being God as quickly as I can again. 
 
 But, sometimes, it comes creeping back in and I have ninjas fuck up some zombies or something, but I always have to clean up the mess afterward. And, I do n't know how I became God, but it's trippy. I wish I did n't have it, but, then, I could n't live out Bruce Almighty once every few months. So, fuck it, I'll be God for now.
