[ WP ] It 's your birthday and you 're relaxing at the pool on holiday with your parents on sun loungers . They 're both sleeping . You notice a curious dark mark on the inner side of your mother 's big toe . On closer inspection it is a line of text that reads 'Made in China ' .

My Birthday! It was going to be a fantastic affair. I was going to spend a day with my Parents and then after that, an evening with my Lady Friend. 
 
 It began so well, breakfast was prepared using Texan-brand hog bullion wafers in the comp-carb paste with a faux cream sauce. I splurge on flavoring when it is my birthday or major holiday. My Parents and I then spent some time at simulated consumer and producer show. There we received some play money to “ purchase ” goods, like they did a couple hundred years ago. We had a bunch of fun and MOM went bankrupt! 
 
 I had about a couple hours left with My Parents so we went to a training pool I have access to. A brisk swim later and we were “ sunning ” ourselves like our terrestrial ancestors did. The Parents went to sleep after their exertion, well; I tell myself that since it makes them seem more real. I marveled at their construction. They took a sample of my sperm and attempted to extrapolate what two genetic carries could likely produce me. The father had a similar chin to me while I mostly resembled the mother. She was lean and pretty, they even included fully anatomic features. Her feet were dainty, but I think they forgot toe-nails on this model. It was fine. While admiring her feet I noticed a registration mark, and the words “ made in China. ” 
 
 The Chinese-Cultural-Association-Remembrance-Bloc makes the best and most realistic simu-humans. They pay attention to all sorts of details I could never keep track of. It is why I stuck to studying engineering to gain my KARMA points. I began wondering what my Lady Friend would be like. Little did I know she would change the course of my life, and everyone else ’ s ’ out here on Titan. 

