[ WP ] Over the past few years , certain events have led me to believe that I am the second coming of Jesus . No one knows , the world is turning its back on religion , and time is running out .

Over the pasht few years, shertain events have led me to believe that I am the shecond coming of Jesus. No one knows, the world ish turning its back on religion, and time ish running out. But I do n't care, not yet, not til he comesh back. 
 
 I belch. More wine. I need more wine. I put the empty milk jug under the faucet and turn it on. `` Thish is my blud,'' I hack. Beautiful red blessing pours out of the rusty pipes. 
 
 I bets that I got other powers. But this ones the best. Mamma always told me I was special. Never knew Dad but itsh cool now. You were busy running the everything. I get it now, I forgive ya Dad. 
 
 I'll wait tell you tell me what to do Dad. The world ish dark man, you would not believe some of the shit I've seen. Some of the shit I've been through. The world needsh us, I'm ready. 
 
 And I'm excited. I'm so excited to talk to you Dad, to hear from you. I raise my cup of My Blood and toast you. I'm so excited to meet you. I ca n't wait to meet you, Dad. 
 
 **** 
 
 `` How the hell did he not see all the toxins in his water? This shit is opaque.'' 
 
 
 `` Fuck if know Frank, look at this place. He was a freakin' nutbag way before the pipes leaked.'' 
 
 
 `` Ha, Jesus fucking Christ, what a retard.''
