[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

God looked upon Death and spake thusly `` fuck you could have told me they were doing this kind of thing to each other, and that there are so many of them. I've got satan hiding because the mortals have successfully breeched the gates of hell using...'bunker busting nuclear arms' and now using it for something called geo-thermal power.'' Death looked at god as passively as a skeleton in a tone can and then shrugged before going forth to claim the souls of more mortals who had died in the fighting. God chewed on his beard in thought, his carelessness and Satan's stupidity had brought them both to the edge of ruin and even now the problem was being made worse because of Death. More and more of their comrades were being taken to heaven to stir trouble since hell had been conquered and souls taken there were released back into the mortal realm. It was only a matter of time before the last choir of angels fell to the weapons of his children. `` Fuck''
