[ WP ] On Judgement Day , every single person is left behind and you 're the only one who is saved , because you believed something no one else did .

As the blinding light dissipated, Gary opened his eyes. His car and the city around it were gone; replaced with an almost unobstructed landscape of white. The obstruction, who was, by appearance, a businessperson of indeterminable sex, spoke. 
 
 “ Mr. Gary Wilson, I believe? I am pleased to inform you that… ” 
 
 Gary interrupted, “ Who are you, and where is this place? ” 
 
 The businessperson pursed his/her lips before continuing. 
 
 “ This… ” he/she gestured to the pristine void, “ …is Heaven. I am a sort of administrator here. ” 
 
 “ Oh, please, ” Gary said, rolling his eyes. “ If this is heaven, where is everyone? ” 
 
 “ Well, in this particular case, Mr. Wilson, no one else is coming. ” 
 
 The Administrator paused, as if to let the statement sink in. 
 
 “ What do you mean ‘ no one else is coming? ’ ” Gary crossed his arms, “ And, for that matter, what do you mean ‘ in this case? ’ ” 
 
 The Administrator regarded the indignant man for a moment. “ Yes, this will take some explanation. You see, Mr. Wilson, this little corner of Heaven is reserved for you, and you alone, as is the case for all the other self-proclaimed. ” 
 
 Gary ’ s stance loosened. “ The other what? ” he asked. 
 
 “ The other self-proclaimed, ” the Administrator repeated. “ I am aware, Mr. Wilson, that you, like countless others before you, believe whole-heartedly that you are the one, true deity. ” 
 
 The expression on Gary ’ s face suggested that he didn ’ t like the Administrator ’ s skeptical tone. 
 
 Paying no heed, the Administrator continued, “ This presents us with a bit of a problem, since I won ’ t condemn an individual to eternal damnation for acting in accord with that person ’ s core beliefs. For that reason, I have partitioned Heaven into smaller units; each one dedicated to a would-be deity and his or her followers. ” 
 
 Another pause for emphasis. Suddenly, Gary ’ s heart sank as he began to suspect he wasn ’ t going to like the next part of the Administrator ’ s explanation. 
 
 “ In your case, Mr. Wilson, you did not amass any followers. ” 
 
 Gary stared. 
 
 “ You convinced no one of your divinity except yourself. ” 
 
 Gary stared. 
 
 “ Therefore, rules being what they are, you are rewarded with your own private heaven, in which to spend the rest of eternity. ” The Administrator glanced at his/her watch, then resumed. “ Now I really must go, Mr. Wilson. I have other matters to attend. Please let me know if you need anything. I will check in from time to time. I do hope you enjoy your stay. ” 

