[ wp ] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with , of all things , a fishing pole ' .

“ I haven ’ t even gotten to the best part of the story! ” she yelled over her friends ’ laughter, “ He finally let me in his room and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole right between his legs! He -- -- ” Gales of laughter bowled her over again – the little embellishments she ’ d made to the story were infinitely more than the sum of their parts. She just hoped no one ever asked her brother about the time she caught him practicing the Kama Sutra with a fishing pole as the Eve to his pubescent Adam, because the story really went: this one time, Jess Matthews walked in on her brother Sam as he re-strung his fishing pole. 
 
 So yeah, he had a fishing pole between his legs. And yeah she had heard her 14-year-old brother murmur “ when did you start smelling so fishy ” and “ we ’ ll have to give you a bit of a douche ” ( he had just started Freshman French ) and “ there ’ s so many holes to choose from. ” But she also wasn ’ t exactly confused about what this all meant: her brother was out and he almost always whispered to his dearly beloved fishing pole while he “ returned muscle to bone ” ( he really waxed poetic with the thing ). 
 
 The story wasn ’ t perfectly accurate, then. But Jess didn ’ t know that her story couldn ’ t even come close to Sam ’ s “ The time my sister almost caught me masturbating with my fishing rod. ” And that one is ( almost ) 100 % true.
