[ WP ] It suddenly becomes possible to gain XP and level up in the real world , but you can only do so by getting kills .

Trent turned to John. `` You see, for ez levels you do n't go on a serial killing spree.'' He said as he stomped on a cockroach. `` You get a job that requires you to kill stuff that come in bulk. Pest control is the only one I know of, though.'' he continued as he shoved a mousetrap into the hole. Trent signaled for John to follow. `` Now, where is that wasp nest you were talking about?'' he asked. `` In my bedroom bathroom. It's been there for a week. Thank god I've got two bathrooms, I could've been-'' John was interrupted by Trent placing his finger on his mouth. He pulled out a super soaker, a gas tank, and a matchbox. `` Stand back. I'm going to BBQ your bathroom, if you have any embroidered hand towels, say goodbye to them now.'' He proceeded to spray the bathroom with gasoline. `` Now, I want you to go to your fusebox and cut the power to the bathroom.'' 
 
 *** 
 
 `` What was that pause for?'' John asked. `` I dunno, guess *he* was lazy.'' 
 
 `` Who's *he*?'' 
 
 `` The one above.'' 
 
 `` God?'' 
 
 `` No!'' bickered Trent. `` Anyways, say goodbye to those fancy towels your mom made for you in Christmas'97.'' he said as he tossed a lit match into the bathroom and closed the door. The bathroom went into flames as a hundred ringing noises passed through his ear. A circle of light appeared at his feet. `` Bam, three levels up. Good thing wasps provide a lot of EXP individually.'' Trent handed John his bill and walked away. 
 
 Trent turned around. `` Oh, and before I forget...'' 
 
 The bathroom exploded, launching the weak wooden door at John. It knocked him back into the bed. John screamed as he saw a thousand flaming wasps coming for him. Needless to say, Trent screamed too.
