[ WP ] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you , but only with your last sentence .

( I've just knocked on your door, and you've opened it for me ) 
 
 Hello there! My name is [ REDACTED ]. I just moved in next door, and I wanted - oh, you saw the moving trucks? Yeah, sorry about those! I had a lot of things to move in here - they must have been coming in all week, haha. 
 
 Anyway, I just wanted to introduce myself and get to know some people in the neighborhood. This is a lovely place, is n't it? So much greener than where I used to live. I've always wanted to stay in a place like this, you know - a much better place to raise a family. 
 
 Yeah, I'm married - no kids yet, but in a place like this, who knows, right? My wife's still out of town, she'll be moving in a couple of days from now. Are you - oh, I'd love to meet your husband some time! 
 
 Anyway, I should be getting back now - still got some more moving to do, you know how it is. I still really want to see more of this neighborhood, though... it's just so much nicer than where I used to live. 
 
... Where did I used to live? Hrm... well, I suppose you might call it a sketchier part of town. You know, a bit past the CBD, the... yeah, the projects, I guess. Well, either way I've just had a reversal of fortunes, and now I do n't have to stay in that mess anymore. 
 
... Did I get a promotion or something? Um. Well, not exactly. To be honest, a lot of my income there did n't exactly come from what you would call gainful employment. Oh no, none of *that* - no need for the shocked look! I was a landowner. I rented out apartments and - I mean, I guess the word slumlord is *technically* accurate, but I'm not sure it's the most *complimentary* term. 
 
 Oh no, do n't worry, it's not prying at all. I'm pretty open about all this. You see, I just changed my attitude towards my resources, you know? Less wasteful spending, more making my properties work for me. I realized that there were a lot of loopholes that money was flowing out of, and that it'd be relatively simple for me to fix them. After that, I'd be getting a huge wad of cash, and saving so much on maintenance and upkeep. Win-win, you feel? 
 
 So yeah, I burned the building down for the insurance money. Anyway, I really should get going - nice to meet you! 
 
 ( I stroll away down the driveway )
