[ WP ] The devil is about to retire and is looking for a new man to take over the job ...

I walked into the room dressed in my finest suit, applying for a new management job that recently opened up in downtown Hong Kong. I had all the criteria, a Bachelors from The London Business School, previous experience, and stellar references, I was walking into that room with the up most confidence in myself, I was a little bit shocked when I walked into a fiery room that instantly locked the second my body was entirely inside, Every single shred of confidence I had vanished instantly. 
 
 `` Welcome!'' A tower of a man said in a voice so deep that it would break a microphone. 
 
 I coughed a little bit and managed to stammer out `` H-h-hello, I'm Timothy I'm here f-for the the Management Job?'' 
 
 `` Of course you are'' The man said `` Why else would you come here?'' 
 
 `` Uh I-I do n't know'' I mumbled. 
 
 `` Okay, lets stop the small talk, I'm retiring soon, and I need someone to replace me, do you think you could do it?'' The Man said. 
 
 `` Of course I could! I-'' I clear my throat quickly `` I have a Degree in Management from the London Business School, Here's my list of Recommendations, and I have years of experience! I say, as confidently as I could muster. 
 
 `` Please leave'' The tower of a man says, I shiver that he rejects me, fearing for myself, I start trying to defend myself `` I can really do this, why are you throwing me out?'' I spit out my words like watermelon seeds. 
 
 `` You're simply not right for the job'' He says. 
 
 `` I think I am, why do n't you?'' I say, regaining my previous confidence. 
 
 `` You have no idea what this job entails, and you clearly lack the power, and confidence that is required by a management job of this type'' The man responds. 
 
 `` Ok'' I reply in a low, shaky tone. `` What does it entail?'' 
 
 `` You'll have to command a strong work force of about 130 billion people'' He responds. 
 
 `` Ok you're fucking crazy I'm out'' I say as I turn to the door and try leaving. 
 
 `` No, on second though, you're perfect, you start tomorrow, I'll have Mazikeen show you what you have to do.'' He says with the power of a million men, and like a voice made of crystal, so clear I just knew I had finally found something real for the first time.
