[ WP ] Write a story that changes from a tragedy to a comedy when you change only one sentence .

`` Do you remember responding to that suicide call where we showed up too late?'' 
 
 `` My God, how could I forget? After running up all those flights of stairs I used the last bit of energy to crash through the door. I had just enough time to sit and catch my breath before the smell came. Dear Lord that smell was horrible! I immediately felt bad for leaving the door open. 
 
 I'll tell you what though. As bad as the smell was, the feeling in my gut was worse. Just knowing someone else would end up like that, it hurt to think about. I was n't ready for the flood of emotions, I do n't think anyone really can be. I just sat there and sobbed for what seemed to be hours. 
 
 I remember you asking if I was ok. I was n't and I do n't think you needed me to say so. Somehow you just knew to give me time enough to let it all out. I thank you for that. After being emotionally and physically drained, that's when I met you back downstairs.'' 
 
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 `` Do you remember that giant shit you took after beating the record for most Taco Bell burritos consumed in one night!?'' 
 
 `` My God, how could I forget? After running up all those flights of stairs I used the last bit of energy to crash through the door. I had just enough time to sit and catch my breath before the smell came. Dear Lord that smell was horrible! I immediately felt bad for leaving the door open. 
 
 I'll tell you what though. As bad as the smell was, the feeling in my gut was worse. Just knowing someone else would end up like that, it hurt to think about. I was n't ready for the flood of emotions, I do n't think anyone really can be. I just sat there and sobbed for what seemed to be hours. 
 
 I remember you asking if I was ok. I was n't and I do n't think you needed me to say so. Somehow you just knew to give me time enough to let it all out. I thank you for that. After being emotionally and physically drained, that's when I met you back downstairs.'' 

