[ WP ] A man wakes up every morning 500 years into the future . Every time he sleeps , he wakes up in the same spot , but propelled 500 years from when we was last awake .

“ Shit, it ’ s happened again ” 
 
 I sat up where my bed was once located but now it seemed to be a cave of some sort. 
 
 The walls were soft and crumbled easily under my fingertips. I easily dug a hole at an angle about twenty or thirty feet until I reached the surface. The soft gray dirt covered my face and hair as if I had taken a bath in the fine particulate that seemed to stick to my arms and legs like glue. 
 
 Staring off in the distance I noticed that Mt. Vesuvius looked quite different than it did yesterday. 
 
 “ Oh crap, right... the volcano. Shit, well that sucks for my single day friends I made below the surface there ”, I said out loud as I glanced back towards the hole I had crawled out of. “ Rest in peace friends, hopefully it was quick and painless ” 
 
 This presented an interesting dynamic of my new affliction, I was a real-life rip van winkle and apparently completely immune to anything that happens to me while I sleep. I pondered that this is probably a good thing as being in one spot for half a millennium may raise some suspicion. I ’ d probably be awoken by being burned at the stake at some point. 
 
 I stumbled off towards a road that sloped to the north in search of another settlement to rest in for the day before my next leap into the future. Hopefully they get rid of those germanic invaders I thought to myself, they didn ’ t seem too nice a couple of days ago. 
 I stumbled off towards a road that sloped to the north in search of another settlement to rest in for the day before my next long nap.
