[ WP ] Write a story where each sentence has one more word than the last .

Not my story, but I thought it'd be fun: 
 
 No. 
 Why not? 
 It's too dangerous. 
 I will be safe. 
 You ’ ll shoot your eye out. 
 Little Orphan Annie says I won ’ t. 
 Little Orphan Annie is a radio show. 
 But Dad won a leg on the radio! 
 Your father has nothing to do with this discussion. 
 Please can I have a real Red Ryder pellet gun? 
 I already told you no, because you'll shoot your eye out. 
 Fine I ’ ll just ask Santa, I know he won ’ t let me down. 
 What will I do now that Santa said I'll shoot my eye out. 
 Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, Santa brought me one, a real Red Ryder! 
 I shot my eye out… no… it was an icicle, let ’ s have Chinese for dinner. 

