[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

`` I just do n't understand why you named her'Bites People'.'' 
 
 `` Because I thought it would be funny. OK? There's the truth of it. There's the truth of the situation, Leanne. I thought:'Fuck it, everyone else has boring names. My kid is going to be named'Bites People' and guess what? She is going to bite people. All the time'.'' 
 
 `` But that does n't make any sense. Steve from work named his child'Mo Money'. Guess what happened?'' 
 
 `` Ooooh, Steve from work? Steve from work, is it? Let me guess, did Steve get mo money?'' 
 
 `` Yes, he fucking got mo money.'' 
 
 `` Well woop-de-fucking-doo for Steve and his idiot money making kid. I ca n't wait to take my fucking child around to his house to bite shit out of him.'' 
 
 `` Why would you want to watch your child bite things rather than bring in money?!'' 
 
 `` I ALREADY TOLD YOU. IT'S FUCKING FUNNY, LEANNE.'' 
 
 `` You get 14 years before they grow out of their Child-Names. 14 years. Did you not even consider anything else?'' 
 
 `` It was between'Bites People' and'Destroys Stuff For No Reason'.'' 
 
 `` What the fuck is wrong with you, Ron?'' 
 
 `` What's wrong with me? Nothing is wrong with me. Nothing at all. You're the one dating me so maybe something is wrong with you.'' 
 
 `` You have a human crocodile clip for a child.'' 
 
 `` How fucking dare you.'' 
 
 `` Fuck you I'm leaving.'' 
 
 `` Good luck. She's sitting by the door.'' 
 
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