[ WP ] Write an epilogue to a story that has n't been written .

The next few months after'The Incident' flew by, from Tucker's perspective. All the events leading up to it now seemed distant memories, though. So much had happened, so fast, and he felt he'd never be able to process it. 
 
 The convent, Our Lady of Eternal Mastication, finally saw to their rodent problem. When the city's feral cat population began to plummet, only Tucker and the nuns knew why. 
 
 Reggie returned to work without incident after Tucker's encounter at his store, and management seemed to silently misplace his hastily-scrawled resignation, a mercy he quite appreciated. To this day, no one has mentioned, to his face at least, the ground-beef mound where his left ear once stood. 
 
 After her long silence, Sarah finally returned Tucker's calls, and he was relieved to know she was safe. She had lost her phone, and had nothing to do with the weekend's events. She was horrified to hear of the emu. 
 
 The situation surrounding the emu, the LeBaron, and the savings bonds turned out as you'd predict. 
 
 Tucker sat at home, eyeing his new, slightly-melted treadmill and pondering at how his would be different moving forward. 
 
 `` Bah, no time for all that. ``, he breathed to himself, standing. He resignedly trudged into his bathroom to have another try at chipping the glue from his socked feet.
