[ WP ] After dying you find yourself in an immensely vast and beautiful gallery . On the walls there are masterful paintings , depicting different events of your life . The gentlemanly warden of the gallery takes you on a tour .

`` Here's you jerking off at your cousin's bathroom. Next here we have you jerking off at the beach. The painting after that is when you're jerking off during your trip to the grand canyon.'' 
 
 `` Is there anything here that's not of me jerking off? And why's all of these paintings of me masturbating here?'' 
 
 `` Well, the gallery here is made up of the happiest moments of your life. We do n't judge what makes you happy.'' 
 
 `` Can you show me stuff that's not masturbation?'' 
 
 `` Sure, if you just follow me this way, it's going to be quite a walk.'' 
 
 `` It's not paintings of me at the whorehouse is it?'' 
 
 ``...''
