[ WP ] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs . They have asked for a meeting .

*Day. His apartment. Living room. * 
 
 **HIM: ** `` Oh God, I have to call my psychiatrist immediately.'' 
 
 *He proceeds to grab the home telephone in panic, trying to hold it in his shaking hands, pressing the buttons. * 
 
 **GUTS: ** `` Oh, no you wo n't.'' 
 
 *He gets cramps in his stomach, cries out in pain, dropping the phone and falling down on the nearby sofa in the fetal position. * 
 
 **HIM: ** `` WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!'' 
 
 **GUTS** ( *with a proud tone in his voice* ): `` It hurts good, buoi? Huh?'' 
 
 **LIVER**: `` You just refuse to listen. `` 
 
 **HIM** ( *going insane, scared look on his face, eyes wide open, holding his head, whispering* ): `` Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up...'' 
 
 *Talking louder and louder, begins to cry. * 
 
 **LUNGS: ** `` Ok, want a 100 % proof that what you hear is in fact real and you do n't hear any voices? Check this out. I am going stop working for 
 a while and you wo n't be able to breathe. If that does n't convice you, well... `` 
 
 *He starts to choke, face turning more and more red. Makes uncomprehensible noises. * 
 
 **HEART**: `` Lungs...'' 
 
 **BRAIN: ** `` Lungs, this is not funny...'' 
 
 **LIVER: ** `` Hahahahah go lungs, go lungs! That'll teach him!'' 
 
 *Just before his loses consciousness, lungs begin to work again and he makes a deep breath. * 
 
 **LUNGS: ** `` Convinced now?...'' 
 
 *He stands motionless, palms of his hands on the chest, stares right in front of him with a terror on his face. * 
 
 **KIDNEYS**: `` H-hey? Are you there? Are you there?'' 
 
 **PANCREAS: ** `` Somebody tell us what is happening right now!'' 
 
 **EYEBALLS**: `` Oh, he is just staring at the wall... `` 
 
 *Another front shot of him staring. Then, he runs to the phone on the other side of his room, picks it up from the floor and starts dialing 
 numbers again. * 
 
 
 **URINARY BLADDER**: `` STOP. CALLING. THE PSYCHIATRIST. YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT!'' 
 
 *Shot of the bottom of his pants, piss dripping on the floor. 
 Everbody proceeds to laugh. * 
 
 **HEART**: `` Oh, that was a good one, mate.'' 
 
 **URINARY BLADDER**: `` Thanks. I < 3 you.'' 
 
 *Phone drops on the floor again. He sprints out from his flat. Almost hitting the neighbour who was just entering his home. * 
 
 **EYEBALLS: ** `` Um, guys, we have a problem.'' 
 
 **BRAIN: ** `` He's running on the street! Somebody stop him! I think he might hurt himself!'' 
 
 **LIVER**: `` Do something, oh my Goood!'' 
 
 *Everybody starts to yell. Word `` heart'' can be heard in that noise. * 
 
 **HEART**: `` What?! Did somebody seriously say that I should do something? Do you know what is my job?!!'' 
 
 *He starts to choke. People around are looking at him in shock. The sweat is dripping from his forehead, red face, wet pants. He tries to grab 
 something, asking for help. People are evading him and running away. Women screams can be heard. He grabs some guy and he punches him 
 right in the nose. He falls down. Grabs some old ladie's leg, she hits him with her purse, knocking him out. Lungs start to work again. * 
 
 **BRAIN** ( *to lungs* ): `` You motherfucking idiot. Do you see what you have done? 
 
 *Other organs start yelling at Lungs. * 
 
 **LUNGS: ** `` Hey, nobody tried to stop him. You should be proud of me. I saved the day a second time already.'' 
 
 **ARTERIES**: `` Fuck off, Lungs...'' 
 
 *He is laying on the ground unconscious. People form a circle around him and take pictures with their iPhones. Some hipsters try to take selfies 
 with him but are bitch slapped by older gentlemen. Ambulance comes and he is taken to the hospital. * 
 
 *NEXT DAY. HE IS LET OUT FROM THE HOSPITAL. * 
 
 *Arriving home. As soon as he closes the door voices return. * 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Look, this is a serious matter. We just want to talk to you about your health.'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` Yeah, will you... Will you please, just listen to us for a few minutes.'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` Listen to us you fu*cking faggot or I will make you choke again.'' 
 
 **PANCREAS**: `` Hey hey, eeeeasy there now Lungs...'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Ok.'' 
 
 **EYEBALLS**: `` O-ok?... Ok what? What... Did just happen right now?'' 
 
 **PANCREAS**: `` Woooah... I think he is actually talking to us...'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Oh... g- good good. He...'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` OH YES, YOU BETTER TALK TO US. YOU...'' 
 
 **ARTERIES**: `` Shut the hell up Lungs!'' 
 
 **GUTS**: `` Ok ok guys, let's just...'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Just talk already! Ok? I will listen. Fuck, I might be insane but I was thinking last night about it. I will listen... Just TALK!'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Shit. Ok, ok, wh- who's gon na be first, let's make this qui...'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` I'll start, of course!'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` Boy, do you like to be the center of the world, huh Lungs?'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` This shit is important, you know? Hey! Hey, you! Do you wan na see how black I am? Do you wan na see what you did to me?!!'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Ok Lungs, chill out, you can talk in a normal voice...'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` Fucking Brain smartass. Shut up now, it's my turn!'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: ``...'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` Do you wan na SEE that dark fluid that is coming out from me? Oh, oh I guess you ca n't do that, right? I guess you will have to 
 die and only then you will be able to see me while floating around the doctor in a ghost form. 
 
 **HIM**: `` What do you want, Lungs?...'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` I WANT TO YOU TO STOP SMOKING, AND I WANT YOU TO DO IT NOW! Muscles, take the cigarette pack from him and just... Throw 
 it out the window. Can - can you do that? Just... Throw them all out of the window!'' 
 
 **MUSCLES**: ``... Yeah, um... You know we ca n't actually control his movements, right?'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` Just THROW them, just.... Ah, Brain, can you...'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Ok, that's enough, Lungs. Next one?'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` Yeah, my turn. Ok, dude. We know each other. You know what's up. Yeah? You know how weak I am. You know you are not able to 
 even walk normally without feeling like passing out. Just... Just practice, ok? Just practice a little every day. It hurts, man. It really hurts...'' 
 
 **MUSCLES**: `` Oh yes, indeed. It hurts like a motherfucker when I see myself everyday in the mirror. Are you crazy, dude? No wonder you do n't 
 have the girlfriend when you look like that...'' 
 
 **PENIS**: `` Oh, the feels...'' 
 
 **BALLS**: `` Right?'' 
 
 **MUSCLES**: `` You know, I've been really depressed lately. Even thought about contemplating suicide. Not cool, bro. Practice. Listen to your 
 heart. Go to the god damn gym and P-R-A-C-T-I-C-E.'' 
 
 **ARTERIES**: `` Umm, you know that day years ago... When you tried to cut us? Yeah. Not cool at all.'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` See, we just want to help you. It is good for you and it is good for us.'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` Are you still there?'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Yeah... are you guys finished?'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: ``... Well... Do-do you understand the consenquences of your lifestyle? Are you willing to change?'' 
 
 **HIM**: ``...'' 
 
 **PANCREAS**: `` Well do you?'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Eh.'' 
 
 **GUTS**: `` EH?! Just... `` Eh''?! You MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE TO CHANGE OR ELSE...'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` I do n't really have to do anything. It's my life.'' 
 
 **GUTS**: `` FUCK THAT. I will MAKE you do it or shit's about to go DOWN!'' 
 
 *He gets stomach cramps again. * 
 
 **HIM**: `` OH!'' 
 
 *He rushes to the bathroom, pulls his pants down and gets explosive diarrhea. Shit is everywhere. 
 * 
 **GUTS**: `` Do you feel it? Do you? I will NOT make it stop until you promise you will change!'' 
 
 *He is screaming. Everbody is yelling at Guts to make it stop. * 
 
 **GUTS**: `` It will never stop until he promises us that!'' 
 
 **URINARY BLADDER**: `` You know what?...'' 
 
 *He starts pissing everywhere. * 
 
 **HIM**: `` OK OK OK OK! I promiseeeee!'' 
 
 **GUTS**: `` Good.'' 
 
 *Pissing and shitting stops*. 
 
 **HIM**: `` But how bad can it be when they let me out from the hospital?'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` To hell with that? What do they know? I can feel the cancer. I can feel it coming. Do you understand?'' 
 
 *His vision starts getting blurry. 
 * 
 **HIM**: `` What is happening with my eyesight?!!'' 
 
 **EYEBALLS**: `` Before you say anything, you have to know that staring at that computer screen all day playing games really hurts. STOP doing 
 that also!'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Where is my life going?!! What is the point of it all? What can I do?'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` You literally got so lazy, without any goals that normal healthy life looks like torture to you. Wow. No comment on that.'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` I am dissapointed.'' 
 
 **HIM**: `` Ok... I will do it. I... Ah... I will do everything... I promise. I'll not cause you any pain anymore.'' 
 
 **LUNGS**: `` Good. That's all what we wanted.'' 
 
 **HEART**: `` You can do it, I promise you. You can change your life by 180 degrees, man. We trust in you.'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` We will not cause you any trouble anymore. You will not hear from us anymore, unless you want to.'' 
 
 *He closes his eyes. He walks somewhere. * 
 
 **EYEBALLS**: `` Wh-what are you doing? Why are we closed? What is happening?'' 
 
 **MUSCLES**: `` He is walking somewhere. Dude?! Talk to us!'' 
 
 **BRAIN**: `` What is happening, man?'' 
 
 *He opens the drawer. Shot behind him. He takes something from the drawer. * 
 
 **HIM**: `` I promised you. I will not cause you any more pain...'' 
 
 `` You will not feel anything.'' 
 
 *Shot from the outside, looking through the window of his dark room. Loud gunshot. Fade out. * 
 
 
 
 

