[ WP ] You call to order pizza , but unknowingly call a hit man

*ring-ring-ring* 
 
 
 HM ( Hitman ): Hello? 
 
 
 P ( Person ): Hi... uhh....sorry I forget, is this `` the hut'' or john's? 
 
 
 HM:....this is John. How may I be of assistance? 
 
 
 P: Oh great! Listen, I actually do n't have the ad in front of me, but I saw in the paper that you have a pretty good special on this week? 
 
 
 HM: Yes... my services are for those in.... `` special'' circumstances. 
 
 
 P: Oho! Really selling the promotion huh? I like it! Okay look I'm not too fussed I just need it to be quick because I'm heading out in an hour and I have n't had lunch. 
 
 
 HM: Well I can certainly make it quick... and without a mess, it all depends on the specifics. 
 
 
 P: Oh jeez... look I'll just get whatever the combo special was. 
 
 
 HM: Oh. I did n't realise there were multiple targets, how would you like them to go? 
 
 
 P: Preferably with coke. 
 
 
 HM: You want to make it look like an `` accident''? 
 
 
 P: What?! No. Make it look like it's on the ad. 
 
 
 HM: I'm asking whether you want it to look like a `` deal gone wrong''. 
 
 
 P: Look I'm not down with the `` extreme'' marketing lingo - Just the combo deal in the paper is fine. 
 
 
 HM: And you want coke involved? 
 
 
 P: Yeah, fuck pepsi. 
 
 
 HM: One of the target's name is Pepsi? 
 
 
 P: What the hell does target have to do with this? 
 
 
 HM: Well I'd say the target has everything to do with this. 
 
 
 *extended silence* 
 
 
 P: Listen whatever promotion your running with target... it does n't really bother me, I'll have the combo thanks. 
 
 
 HM: What's the location? 
 
 
 P: 15 Millers Bay, Cahuna. You might have to park on a side street... the roads pretty packed today, and my squad cars in the driveway. 
 
 
 HM: Squad car? 
 
 
 P: Yea buddy LAPD, do n't hold that against me! And listen, can you add hot wings to that as well? 
 
 
 *click*. 

