[ FF ] `` I 'll tell you something the world does n't know ''

Welcome to Bedlam, Kid. You are in for quite a night. Speechless, huh? I understand. This is a city made up of red light districts, criminals, and crusaders. It's a tourist town, and a port city of sorts. 
 
 It's a bit like New Orleans, only our murder rate is low! In fact, it's non existent! Larceny, adultery, racketeering, and all other forms of debauchery are a bit out a control right now, though. There are good guys too, of course. But hey, they're a little busy saving kids like you, or being too holier than thou to clean things up around here. 
 
 It's always tourist season, and you better believe us locals take advantage of kids like you with dumbstruck looks on their faces. There's a million different flavors of sins, sensations, and sanctimony you can take part in, and we'll gladly be your guide, for a price. 
 
 I know, I know, you do n't have any money, but that's the best part! Our bosses pay us to get you into their business, and there is absolutely zero monetary cost to you! Wo n't cost a penny! 
 
 I see that look in your eye. You think this is like any other Sin City in the world. But kid, this ai n't Vegas. Do n't get me wrong, the world knows how to party, But I'll tell you something the world does n't know. 
 
 They've never partied in a town like Bedlam, and everybody, EVERYBODY, takes a trip to Bedlam one day. So welcome! 
 
 There's two roads out of this town, but if I were you I'd stick around for a while. You're not in any rush. Just avoid the Infernals, kid. Nasty bunch. You do n't want to go down that road. 
 
 Oh, and kid? Here's my last piece of free information: You got the little girl out of the road just in time; well, for her anyway. 
 
 Good thing, too. Bedlam is always the hardest for the kids. 
 

