[ WP ] After endless wars across the years due to different religions , people finally find out where God left his final message to his creation . It 's not quite what they expected .

Oftentimes there becomes a point where theology clashes with archaeology or science. It always gets... Messy. Evolution came around and the discovery of fossils a million years old, and it clashes with the idea that the world is a couple thousand years old. Theory of gravity and heliocentric theories makes Earth no longer the center of the universe. I am going to be entirely honest, when some nut-job posing as an archaeologist said the true final message from the one true god was left in the center of the moon, I did n't believe him, and neither did many people. But what can I say? His pay is good, he has the funding, and he has a plan. So yeah sure, I will spend the next couple years on the moon overlooking his mining project or whatever. Not like it is going to find anything anyway right? 
 
 That was... Three? Three years ago. I had been living out on this moon-base mostly in solitude. I get video messages from loved ones back on earth, send them back too. Mostly I keep myself entertained by doing real research for my boys back home. We have learned about as much about our moon in this three year expedition as they did during the entire space race. Exploring the moon's surface is also great fun! I could do that for a few more years. but.... Our expedition is coming to a close as our robots uncovered a... Device... In the center of our moon... I saw them dig it up, it was n't placed there by any human that is for sure. 
 
 Jokingly I called it the worlds oldest Easter-egg since the device is somewhat egg shaped. Now I was cautious about it at first, for all I know it is some alien bomb set up to crash the moon into our planet if we act up against a force we do n't even know exists or not. Eventually I took it back into my bunker and started tinkering with it. Showed it to the boss and he said the mission was over and he was sending my getaway plan to pick me up. Right now it is on it's way, still about a day out. I need to prepare a bit more and get into orbit in about eight hours... but... 
 
 Whatever this thing is, I got it to speak. After fiddling with it a bit I shouted in frustration and it apparently recognized my voice and started speaking. I can remember everything it said, word for word. My memory is n't that good, but I had a recording from the surveillance footage that I re-listened to over and over again. 
 
 `` *English recognized. play back successfully translated*: Is it on now? is- yeah? Hello intelligent being! Hi, wow it seems like it has been forever since we last spoke, how have ya been? No no that is terrible can we do over?... Well I ca n't leave that in!... Fine fine. Listen, I know things are, lets call it complicated between you and me. If you have n't guessed, yes I am the person who created everything in your universe, and in my universe you were more of a... how do I put this... a side project. Some stuff happened and I ended up creating a universe with life in it and due to... Legal reasons lets say, I ca n't shut it off at this stage. I have done a few still within bounds things to get rid of the life on earth but it just... You guys are persistent I will give you that. Well I am leaving this message because you will have been the smartest beings created in this universe and, being so intelligent and powerful in your own way you will have the ability to... 
 
 Okay I am going to play it straight, I need to shut this universe down. It has been using to much of my resources for to long. I want to move on but I ca n't. Now it does n't have to be a genocide, but I need you to get rid of all life in this universe, which should just be on earth and whatever other planets you have inhabited by now. They do n't have to die, they just ca n't reproduce, then they will die of age or whatever. There are n't any consequences if you do n't, I am asking as your creator, as the one who gave you life I ask you now to take it away... That sounds grim can we cut that part?... Oh and you will be given eternal glory in the after life. whatever. Hey cut the recording, we have to-'' And it ended. the device grew dark and never spoke again. 
 
 I sat here, carefully listening to every word, every sentence, every pause. An accident? We were n't supposed to exist at all? What is with the legal restrictions? who is restricting god? He ca n't be serious about that after life part, he knows we are just going to die, surely. I have only questions and no answers. That is why I am sending this back to earth. Everyone needs to know the creators final words, unaltered and unfiltered. I do n't know if I should return to earth or just die here.
