[ WP ] While riding on a train a magical dog starts speaking to you about the universe

I put my book down and all the passengers disappeared. On the floor in front of me, sat a pug. `` 272,282 light years away is the closest planet with living organisms. Black holes lead you to another dimension. God is-'' I got up and sat somewhere else. Although what was happening at the time was abnormal, I decided I was just tired from work. We were very busy at the restaurant after all. The pug rolled sideways over to me and said `` Human, you appear uninterested. Am I mistaken that humanity has not even travelled a light year away from their home planet?''. I tried to push the dog away with my foot but it bit my leg. `` What the hell you retarded dog! Go back to your owner or some shit.'' The dog levitated up to to my head and came close to my face. `` Come with me'' it grumbled. 
 
 It teleported me to a place. It was different. The sky was yellow, and the grass was blue. I looked around and saw nothing but a vast plain of this `` grass''. `` Am I high?''. 
 
 
 
 It's really late at night and I'm going to be super busy tomorrow so can someone finish this in a reply?
