[ WP ] You are a member of a mildly intelligent species that evolved on the inside of Enceladus 's ice crust . Humans have just bored through and made contact .

*Constructive criticism welcome* 
 
 Xe-enck-ali 
 
 They are all identical. Not identical like some Enceli claim lower level Enceli are identical, just because they all have pale blue skin and white hair does n't make them identical, but truly identical. They all look exactly the same with rounded grey faces and white heads and squarish structures on their backs, which one can only assume is used for some form of protection or mating. They have little markings on their bellies and backs but even those are the same. They seem to have symbols etched into their markings, little repeated **NASA** over and over again. I have argued to the warm ones that these markings are probably some sort of homage to their god and so they are most likely intelligent but they persist in their decision to detain and possibly dissect them. This must not be allowed! We must band together fellow Enceli and convince the warm ones to release them. They may be ugly but that does n't mean they do n't have a right to live! 
 
 They broke through the sky only a day ago. Our concussion wave receptors informed us that something was coming. The debates ranged for days, some thought it was a meteor shower even though the wave patterns were smaller and distinctly different than previous meteor showers. Others thought it was a solar flare, which is silly. Some even thought it was the wrath of She-Who-Is-Great coming to punish us for our sins. We know now though that it was these aliens, these foreigners. I agree that it was prudent that the warm ones order their capture with minimal force, how could we know if they were hostile or intelligent but it is clear now that they are intelligent. 
 
 Despite the reports released by the ministry of information, that they are a species of ice eating arthropods burrowing into our planet to find warmth and as such should be considered a pest and exterminated. We must re-evaluate our position before it is to late. The evidence is clear they are intelligent. They display compassionate behaviors, when one of the creatures was felled in capture it damaged its face. The others all became extremely agitated until one of their members could get to it and spray it with some sort of polymer secreted from the end of one of its middle appendages. They all worship the same **NASA** which is indicative of a culture. They have tried several methods to escape from their holding cells, one attempt was so successful we had to move them to a high security cell. 
 
 They are n't dumb beasts and we must release them so they survive! Band together with me now Enceli and when we raise our voices as one so the warm ones must hear us!!! We must act now before it is to late! Please re-post this on your icicle and we can spread it across the snowflake!! Do n't ignore this, innocent creatures need our help! 
 
 Zi-unial-iq 
 
 
 While you make some interesting points and I do n't agree with all of them. I think it is irrelevant, dumb beast or intelligent creature if you come to our planet and cause a ruckus we will take you out. Sincerely An Armed Service member 
 
 Qa-felic-xas 
 
 I agree with Zi-unial-iq. They came to our planet without our permission they deserve to die. Fuck em. 
 
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 After reading the translated transcript from the wreckage on Enceladus, James could n't contain his excitement. He decided to take it to the Chairman of Foreign affairs. He rushed right to Greg Smith's office and said `` sir, you really need to read this.'' After a few minutes Greg looked from the transcript, clearly he just finished reading it, and said `` Is this from the planet where we just finished exterminating the freezies?'' `` uhm yes sir'' said James `` I guess they were more human than we thought, you may return to your post James.'' `` That's it sir?'' said James in disbelief. `` You may return to your post now'' Greg emphasized. 
 
 After James left the office Greg crumpled up the only transcript and threw it in the recycling bin next to his desk. mumbling to himself `` honestly bleeding heart liberals want to cause a stir over giving those blue fucks what for''
