[ WP ] Reddit upvotes dictate social status in the future . People with negative karma tend to disappear within 48 hours if they do n't get it back up . You just woke up with -10,000 karma .

Bollocks. I knew it, i just fucking knew it. I should n't have listened to him, I should have never listened to him. Last time I'm drinking; well, anything. 
 Shit. 
 `` Troll people'' they said. `` live a little'' they said. 
 Well now I'm fucking dead. 
 Ok, ok, I can solve this. Maybe I should mention the game? No, no. That might anger people. Ok, what's the opposite of trolling? Right, I know. I need pictures of those pencil topping trolls from the 90's, people fucking love nostalgia. Ok, so a troll, what else? think dammit, think. Ok, do n't think, just post. Post, post, post. Right. That's the troll up loaded. Now what? 
 
 Bacon 
 
 Ok. I need to message everyone I've ever known, and get them to message everyone they've ever known, and I'll make out that I'm searching for a special troll, one from my childhood. I'll need to make a back story, and a sign, oh my I need to make a sign. I'll look sombre, I'll underline bits of it, I'll involve a cat, the internet loves cats. I've got this. Deep breaths. 
 

