[ WP ] You 're a demon fresh out of Hell Academy with a degree in Torture Methods . However , instead of being assigned to one of the large wards , like Identity Theft , Gaslighting , or Matricide , you 're put in charge of the little known `` Miscellaneous '' ward .

`` Miscellaneous?! What the heaven does that mean?'' 
 `` Calm down Asphodel, it's a good opportunity.'' Faust said. 
 `` I do n't want a `` good opportunity'', I want to go into the Genocide ward! I was valedictorian, and I have a masters in Torture Studies! I did n't come here from Hades to get a job working as'Miscellaneous'!'' I screamed, infuriated at the prospect of not being in one of the killing wards. 
 `` Let me ask you a question, Asphodel. What is the proper classification of demons?'' Faust calmly asked. 
 `` Michaelis' classification of demons, of course. I was valedictorian, remember?'' 
 `` Of course you were. You're close though. Michaelis was n't wrong, but there are only seven princes of Hell, not 16. However, Binsfeld got it right. He postulated that there were seven princes of Hell, and that they were all rulers of one of seven deadly sins.'' 
 `` So you're telling me that all my education has been a lie?'' 
 `` Not all, but most of it. If you follow me, I'll show you where the Miscellaneous ward is located.'' Faust got up, and guided me through all nine circles of Hell. `` You mind telling me what in heaven the Miscellaneous ward is?'' I said angrily, as we walked through the 2 ring district of the Seventh level. 
 `` Of course! Where are my manners today? The Miscellaneous ward is a secret militia for the seven princes of Hell's eventual battle with their respective saints. You have been assigned a prince, but even I do not know who yours is.'' Faust said, apologetically. 
 `` You're serious?! I get to work directly with one of the seven princes?! That's infinitely better than going to the Genocide ward!'' I yelled excitedly. I was even more excited when Faust talked to Geryon and Baphomat, and they let us pass. When we entered the room, all the princes were giving orders to their armies, and then they turned to look at me. Lucifer, Mammon, Asmodeus, Leviathan, Beelzebub, Belphegor, and Satan himself. And then, Beelzebub walked up to me, shook my hand, and said `` Welcome aboard.''
