[ WP ] Write A Horror Story Where The Protagonists Are Extremely Stupid

`` Hey! HEY! ^^I ^^do n't ^^fucking ^^believe ^^this. *HEY!! *'' 
 `` Can you believe these guys?'' 
 `` No, ѮѪ֏₰₴, no I can not. Look at them. Just **look! ** *Hey, you moron! Yeah, you! *'' 
 `` I do n't know, I just do n't. You ripped your skin off....'' 
 `` Yeah.'' 
 `` Eldrich light shining throughout the room, and I thought limning the door and window cracks with it was well done.'' 
 `` Thanks.'' 
 `` Screams of a thousand souls? Nice touch.'' 
 `` Yeah. I try, you know. A thousand years and I still try to give it that extra, that bit of polish that says, Hey! You're being flayed by a *professional*, a master of the art, but it's guys like these that really try my patience. I mean, I do n't know, when skeletal hands are clawing at your ankles while walking down a hallway, you'd *think* that'd be a clue that something's not quite right here, would n't you? But these guys? Feh.'' 
 `` I know what you mean. You try to....HEY! HEY! QUIT THAT! That's **my** ichor, I did *not* give allow... *STOP THAT!! * *Yes*, I'm a spirit, *no*, not the kind you drink, *no*, I *don't* hide in your closet. Especially ***your*** closet. *Yes*, I'm here to devour your soul, and... you know what? No. I do n't want your soul. Your intelligence may come with it. C'mon, ᵯժԨՎՌԋ, let's get the hell out of here.''
