[ WP ] You prepare to leave for work one morning . You strap your boots on when suddenly you hear a loud siren go off . Your friend bursts into your room saying `` they 're here ! '' . Right after that , you hear the intercom saying `` INVASION FEET HEADED HERE . ALL PERSONNEL PLEASE REPORT TO THE ARMORY ! ''

`` What the fuck is going on, is this a prank!? ``, I ask Jack. `` No, it has finally happened, the day we have waited for has finally come. Now we can put that training we have got to the test''. `` What training, what are you talking about? We are janitors'cause we got expelled for spoking pot, remember, or have you gone completely bat-shit?''. He looked at me with questioning eyes, as he took a deep breath. `` So you are a real janitor?'' he asked. `` What do you mean a real janitor, of course I am a real janitor!''. `` Oh'', said Jack. `` That explains so much. Follow me, I can explain in the armory''. 
 
 We run to the closet where all the cleaning products are, but it is missing its back wall. We go through the closer into a huge room, full of medieval weapons as well as modern rifles. I just stand there, overwhelmed by all the thing in front of me. `` Explain'', I say to Jack. He looks at me. `` You would n't believe a word if I told you the truth. `` Try me'' I respond. `` Well we are demon/monster/witch hunters funded by the state''. `` Haha'' I respond, in the driest way possible as a man in full body armor walks into the armory. `` Jack Wellington, why are you not in combat gear!?'' the man shouted. `` Sit, there has been a misunderstanding Sir! ``, he replies. `` Explain'', the man said. `` Well my friend Daniel here is a, eeh, real janitor, there must have been some misunderstanding in the hiring process''. `` Daniel, you say? we were expecting a Daniel Osbourne to join out force a couple of months ago''. `` Daniel Osbourne, that is my name'', I said chocked. `` Hmm, I wonder what happened to the other Daniel'' Jack said. 
 
 `` Take cover, the solider said as other people dressed like him entered the room behind him. `` Yes sir'' they said, and me and Jack went and grabbed a gun. He gave me a shotgun. `` Can you use it? he asked me. `` Eeh I guess it is not that different from the Walking dead''. `` Just stay close to me and you will be all right'', he said. 
 At that very moment a giant warewolf attacked us, and that is the last thing I remember before passing out and waking up at the hospital.
