[ WP ] Write the constitution for a small colony of post-apocolyptic survivors

I THOUGHT THINGS WOULD BE FINE BUT THEYRE NOT AND NOW WE NEED A CONSTITUTION BECAUSE YOURE ALL DICKS 
 By Steve 
 
 I. Do n't hoard food. The bugs are going to eat it anyway, and then no one will get it. Stacy, you can have thanksgiving again when you learn how to fucking farm. 
 
 II. If they bite you, do n't whine about it. Do n't do that whole overdramatic, last-minute family bonding thing. You turn and then everybody dies. Seriously people, this happens like EVERY FUCKING TIME. Nobody else even likes your mom. 
 
 III. It was funny the first few times, but it's not funny anymore. Nobody pee in the water. 
 
 IV. First one to kill something edible gets a prize! 
 
 V. Nobody have sex with Gerald. 
 a ) Wear some pants, Gerald. 
 
 AMENDMENT 1 
 Fuck you Steve. You're not in charge. We do n't have to do what you say. 
 
 AMENDMENT 2 
 Seriously, Fuck you.
