[ WP ] You have been accepted into the pantheon of Gods . Little did you know it was just like joining a company at entry level

I looked around. I was on top of some mountain. The view was magnificent, rendering me speechless. I just wished I knew where I was. 
 
 `` Mr. Johnson,'' a female voice said behind me. I turned around, discovering a beautiful woman. `` I am Athena.'' 
 
 Athena? Was n't that the name of a Greek goddess? 
 
 `` W-where am I?'' I stuttered. 
 
 `` You are on Mount Olympus,'' she calmly informed me. 
 
 `` Mount Olympus? That mountain in Greece?'' 
 
 She simply nodded. `` We are pleased to let you know that you have been granted a position here at Olympians Inc. You, in essence, are a god now.'' 
 
 Needless to say, I was very surprised, but one question kept nagging me. `` What exactly am I the god of? You know, Zeus is the god of thunder, Poseidon is the god of the sea, but what about me?'' 
 
 `` You are the god of coffee.'' 
 
 My face went blank. I was n't quite sure I heard her correctly. `` C-coffee?'' 
 
 She nodded again. 
 
 `` Coffee,'' I repeated. 
 
 `` Yes, you have just joined Olympians Inc., and so you are the god of coffee and will generally not receive as much praise as our more senior deities. Your duties include sharing your coffee with the other Olympians and the whole of mankind.'' 
 
 I sighed. Well, being the god of coffee was better than not being a god at all, I guessed. 
 
 `` I know it does not seem very appealing, but you must start at the bottom. In time, you may become the god of something else, most likely something more valued, and shall receive more praise for it. I must also tell you that you shall be renamed. From now on, your name is Ασκούμενος.'' 
 
 I nodded. Curious, I opened Google Translate, set it for Greek to English, and put in `` Ασκούμενος.'' 
 
 Google Translates' reply: Trainee.
