[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Jack, 
 
 After much deliberation, I write to inform you that I will be leaving your employment on Friday the 26th, two weeks from now. It has been an exquisite opportunity to work for an asshole such as yourself. Never had I imagined that I would hate my job with every fiber of my being. That I will no longer experience your degrading, snarky comments every morning is deeply saddening. I will miss constantly having to brew more coffee after you take the last cup and forget to refill it. 
 
 However, not everything is taking a turn for the worse. I'm happy to announce that under my new leadership, the company will initiate great strides in creating a happier, more efficient workplace. Your office will be relocated to the 2nd floor. Talk to Ms. Marsine for details. I look forward to seeing you at work again in a few weeks, as I will be taking advantage of all the sick days I have accrued over the past years. Two weeks worth, to be exact. 
 
 Will
