[ WP ] You are the last remaining Stephens Island wren , the species of bird wiped out by Tibbles the lighthouse cat ( meta )

`` oh man, that son of a bitch got Sally. She was the last chick here. Man. I need to calm down. I do n't need to get my feathers ruffled over this. Think man, think. It's a cat. Cats eat birds. Birds can fly.....'' 
 
 The soft tweeting was drowned out by the sounds of the ocean as stealthy paws stalked towards its target. 
 
 `` What do I do. Should I fly? Make a higher nest? Fuck me. I'm all that's left. He took my Sally away from me. I finally had a chance. Man I hate that cat.'' 
 
 The tweeting abruptly ceased as a furry paw swiped at his throat. A short bit of gurgling followed. Feathers filled the air. 
 
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 `` Tibbles! Another one! You really must stop, I'm trying to study these wrens.''
