[ WP ] You are the serial killer , and you 've found a family in a house in the woods . . . have fun

12pm Tuesday 
 I see the house. I get out of my car. I feel excitement. Sweat beads on my forehead. I begin preparing. 
 3pm Tuesday 
 I get a text. It's them. I grab my phone. *u down for 2nite* I text them back yes. They do n't know what is going on. Time to sleep. I crawl back in the van. 
 11pm Tuesday 
 I get up with my alarm. I inhale a deep breath of fresh air. I hate it. I need must and grime. 
 I walk up to the house. I knock on the door. They come out smiling. We have big plans. A threesome. 
 4am Wednesday 
 Well that was enjoyable. I wipe blood from my lips. I get ready to take the bodies out. They drag easily across the slick grass. I load them into the garbage bags. Then I stuff them in the trunk. A nice addition to my collection. Wait, no... This ca n't be. A small boy walks out the front door calling Mama. Aw, poor boy. Why did n't they tell me they had a kid. He walks toward me. I reach for my exacto knife. He asks where his mama is. I tell him to get in the van and I'll bring him to her. He obeys. 
 1pm Wednesday 
 He is hungry and has already passed himself. Just a few more miles. 
 5pm Wednesday 
 We cross the border out of Michigan. I feel a small tingling in my neck as I see my Ohio slaughterhouse come up on the horizon. I pull into the driveway. He gets out and ask why there rare stinky bags in the trunk. Since Halloween was 2 days ago I tell him they were rotten pumpkins. I tell him to come in. I give him a chocolate milk. `` Wait.'' I say. I grab his milk and slip a roofie in his milk. `` It'll make it sweeter.'' He drinks it with out a question. 
 9pm Wednesday 
 I am ready to play with my toy. He is just waking up. He is starting to struggle. Too bad the gag keeps him from screaming. But alas, I must keep secrecy. I grab a mallet and some nails. I put the nails underneath his toenail just enough to stand up. Then I hit them. 
 12pm Thursday 
 I sleep in the blood of my victims. Hundreds of helpless FUCKS. FUCK THEM. THEY GET ALL THE FUCKING THINGS. I WANT A FUCKING NORMAL LIFE. *Enough blood, time to finish this* I put the knife to my throat. Goodbye, Earth
