[ WP ] A killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason . This robot , he 's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies . Also His best friend 's a talking pie !

I never thought it would end like this. Stranded in a desert, not a soul for miles. I knew they were coming for me and Vinchenzio but it really was n't meant to end this way. 
 
 `` Vinchenzio!'' I yelled with a fair amount of energy, considering my predicament. 
 
 He turned to me slowly. 
 
 `` Holy shit,'' he replied, `` A talking muffin!'' 
 
 `` Cut the crap Vinchenzio, that joke is as stale as your crust.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah. I know.'' 
 
 Vinchenzio looked as sad as a talking pie could. He already knew what may have to be done. 
 
 `` Look, Jace,'' he started. `` I...'' his voice trailed off. 
 
 `` Vinchenzio, you do n't have to say anything. I do n't really want to do it. I never did tell you why I came here, did I?'' 
 
 Vinchenzio wiggled a bit, which I assume meant no. 
 
 `` I came from the far future to avoid my job. I had to instruct people on driving killer robots.'' 
 
 Vinchenzio's eyes grew wide. 
 
 `` Vinchenzio, I am done with death. I ca n't take anymore lives. If I die here, today, before they get to us... that's OK. I am ready.'' 
 
 Vinchenzio looked deep into my eyes, no, my soul. 
 
 `` Jace,'' he spoke softly. `` You are not your past but you can be my future. Despite my meaty filling, which is still fresh to this day, I am not much more than a vegetable. My existence is without locomotion and I do not have the ability to feel the whole world, like you do.'' Vinchenzio paused for a while then continued. `` Jace, take me into you. Consume me and survive. We will be one and I will be happy.'' 
 
 `` Vinchenzio! I ca n't do that. You deserve this life more than I!'' 
 
 `` My life is nothing compared to your potential, Jace. You may even be able to change the future.'' 
 
 `` You're my best friend Vinchenzio!'' 
 
 `` And you're mine, Jace. Now take me into your mouth. I may let out a cry or a scream but keep going. Stopping only makes it worse. Hard and fast, got it?'' 
 
 I picked Vinchenzio up and held him before my face. 
 
 `` Start with the back and work forward, OK?'' His instructions were stern but I complied and turned him around. 
 
 My heart was not truly in it as I started munching. 
 
 `` No homo, Vinchenzio.'' 
 
 `` No homo, Jace''
