[ WP ] You are a minor diety , recently ascended to Godhood and granted a small pocket dimension to shape as you see fit . Who are you ? How do you craft your home ?

`` Here you go!'' Beathe, Godess of Housing beamed at me as she handed me my domain. 
 `` Thanks,'' I smiled. `` It's bigger on the inside, right?'' 
 `` Hm?'' 
 `` Bigger. On the inside.'' 
 She stared. My heart began gently drifting downward, but I hoped she simply had n't understood. 
 `` I mean, it's a pocket dimension. So it's a whole new world. Right?'' 
 `` Sure!'' she beamed. 
 `` So it's bigger than this, right?'' 
 Her smile froze into a polite snarl, her pupils starting to dilate. They could grow to be bigger than her eyes. 
 I quickly grabbed the shoebox from her talons and scurried away from her before she decided to tear me a new one, or whatever happened to naughty post-ascension gods. 
 
 I hid in my old cubicle, behind my paperwork fort, and opened the box. 
 It was definitely not bigger on the inside. In fact, it was smaller. Its sides were at least half an inch thick. On the bottom was a crumpled note with a four digit number on it. It matched the number on my badge. 
 
 I sighed and put in my spare shoes along with a picture of my mother and my name plaque. 
 `` Beneflopadolphalin Phalalalalalalalamegos, Demigod of Shoes, Sandals, Crocs, and miscellaneous Footwear,'' it read. 
 It was so big that there was no room left for me even if I rolled myself up and tucked my feet into my mouth.
