[ WP ] We live in a world where exercise causes our height to fluctuate rather than our weight ...

All those celebrities, all like'She's so tall and thin' or'He's lean and mean', make people think that stretching their bodies outward is better for them, all trying to be tall and all but... fuck that. I prefer being small, for a number of reasons. 
 
 For one thing, I can sneak about easily. All those people at 6 and seven feet, always caring what's at eye-level and growing envious of those who are taller. I often get a good look at women's tits when they're not looking. 
 
 I get to guilt trip people as well, especially since they are like,'Do you like being a dwarf'? I always go for puppy-dog eyes and whine,'of course not! But I have joint stiffness, if I try and gain a few inches, it could cripple me!' They always apologize and back off. 
 
 Plus there's the gyms - sure, I'm a muscle head, working out even if it does make me shorter in exchange for width than those who run on treadmills or cycle repeatedly, but I'm actually physically fit enough to throw my weight around more efficiently. It does n't hurt that I'm a good 300lbs... 
 
 Lastly, there's the fact that everyone seems to forget - if you're shorter, you're wider. I mean *wider*. Quite a few women admit to being... disappointed by their partners. They say that'it's not the size of your hammer, it's how you use it'. Well, I know how to use my hammer, and it definitely has size.
