[ WP ] A jedi standing in front of a mirror accidentally mind tricks himself .

Every morning Asov Lyu'sar played little game with himself. He would stand in front of a mirror and say some joke phrase while waving his hand. He would say silly things like `` This sandwich is free of charge for you sir'' or `` I'll our most expensive wine to go with that burger sir''. Then he would make an angry face and say things like `` Those mind tricks do n't work on me stupid Jedi''. Then he would step away and murmur to himself `` One day I'll show that bastard. One day!''. 
 
 It happened when he was just yang padawan, day after his master thought him the mind trick. He went to a really expensive restaurant and instead of paying for a food he tried to mind trick the waiter. It did n't work. He than had to work for six months in that restaurant to repay the debt. Thankfully his master forgave him and continued to train him. As a good Jedi he was n't holding grudge. At least that was what he was telling himself. But that was a lie. The anger slowly built up. 
 
 Then one day he was particularly angry. As usual he stood in front of a mirror and said `` I'm not a joke! I'm actually a very strong Jedi!'' while waving the hand. Then he stepped away and instead of saying something about mind tricks not working he continued `` I'm gon na show that bastard what's up! No, actually I'm gon na show everybody what's up! Screw the order! Screw the Republic! Screw the Galaxy!''. He grabbed his lightsaber and off he went. 
 
 If it was n't for the meticulous records of the Jedi Order we would have thought that Asov Lyu'sar just disappeared. However there was one small incident in a restaurant near the Jedi Temple. Allegedly one Jedi has tried to mind trick local waiter but he did n't realize that every waiter must have anti mind trick helmets. The Jedi then proceeded to trash the place before being overpowered and killed by the restaurant's security guard. 

