[ TT ] `` Up until a week ago , my fiance was still alive . Up until an hour ago , I had never killed anyone . Funny how things work out . ''

-'' It's not as if I wanted to kill him, I mean he did come from a very wealthy family, gave me everything I could have asked for. We were simply just talking as I was cutting the vegetables, about to get dinner going, when I started to excitedly tell a story about our dog and his new friend. They were playing outside, and my dog jumped and spread his little arms as far as he could. Naturally I did the movement, only to emphasis my story, body language does makes a story better. Unfortunately, he was walking towards the fridge and the knife in my hand slid out, and the accuracy I guess I subconsciously had, well I will never have again, for the sucker went right into his neck, where he bled to his poor death. Do n't get me wrong, it was a sad moment for me. I just could n't help but to wish that I could've done that in my darts tournament. I would have that Suzi crying and would finally give her something knew to banter on about.'' 
 -'' So ma'am, are you sure this is what happened?'' 
 -'' Why would I kill him purposely? He did everything right, treated me like a princess, and hell, even knew how to make love to my bussom. One of a kind.'' 
 -'' Well ma'am, you realize you will have to stay in custody until we work all of this out, yes?'' 
 -'' Hmm I just have one request from you then.'' 
 -'' What's that?'' 
 -'' Can I have a cigarette? Might as well enjoy my last moments of freedom killing myself. My fiancé never liked the idea of me smoking, but now that he is gone, might as well.''
