[ WP ] Write up a new conspiracy theory , and cite as much 'proof ' as you can find .

*Opens up a forum thread* 
 
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 *Posted by DashWakeUp0912* 
 
 They exist you know. Aliens. Ancient astronauts. They visited us long ago and were under orders to subjugate us. Make us slaves!!! But the commanders send worker class aliens who revolted. They created the Kuiper belt by blowing up a planet so they could hide defensive platforms. 
 
 First they started brainwashing the egyptians. And slowly this brainwashing became a cultural legacy. Something children were taught. Wake up sheeple! We are doing their brainwashing for them. It is purfect!!!!! @!! 
 
 They came here in aliens ships. *Link to a badly photoshopped image* See, they must have built the pyramids!!! We need to undo this brainwashing… People are too fond of them. These aliens might have revolted against their commanders but they did finish the mission. They subjected us. We built homes for them, thinking them our own! We provide them with health care, food, a bed, a servant, and everything they could want! 
 
 It is a perfect plan. Now wake up!!! We need to take all these cats and place them into camps. No more kittens brainwashing us!!!! @ #!!!! No more obsessions with cat videos. We can become a productive society, build interstellar ships after we tortured the information out of them!!! Then we can take the battle to them! 
 
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 *Reply by Hans* 
 
 Ha! As if you can fool us. Your purfect gave you away stupid cat alien. I guess you are there with you brainwashed pope, enjoying leisure time in the Vatican as your belly is scratched1!! >. > 
 
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