[ WP ] You are the king of a prosperous kingdom until a so called hero destroys it accidentally

`` You the hero of this land! The one we were waiting for, the mighty knight!'' I said as I looked at the `` hero'' who stood in front of me `` And yet, you destroyed my kingdom, a prosperous and mighty one! And you tell me you destroyed it by... accident? Do you think I'm an idiot?!'' 
 I shouted as he put his hands in front of him to cover himself. 
 `` I can explain!'' He said with despair on his voice `` It was seriously an accident!'' 
 I sat on my throne, or well, what was left of it `` Go on, explain'' I said defeated as my royal guard stood there, what was left of it at least. 
 `` SO, remember you sent me to kill the dragon?'' I nodded silently `` And you told me to do anything it took to kill it?'' I nodded, regretting that remark now `` Well, as I approached said dragon he told me, -Who comes! - and I shouted -ME, the knight of Ardelia! - and as I was walking towards him he goes -Hey wait, let's stop this, why you want to kill me? - and that took me by surprise and was like -Well because you terrorize my land and I will not stand for it! - I said proudly -You what now? - Said the Dragon and I was like -You kidding right? You killed like, a bijillion and a half of sheep, trust me I counted- And the dragon was like -Nah bro, I swear I never killed that many sheep! - And I was like...'' 
 `` Enough!!'' I shouted `` Just go to the point already!'' I stood of my throne `` You're wasting my time!'' 
 `` Yeah sorry my king, well in the end the dragon said -Look, I swear I never attacked your kingdom, but if you want me to leave let's do a contest- and I was like -Sure let's do it! -'' 
 `` And you did n't ask what the contest was about?'' 
 `` Well no, but by the time I was felling confident!'' The `` hero'' said as he stood proudly `` Well, so I was like, bring it on, and that's when the dragon says -If I burn your whole town I can stay- And I said -HA! you wo n't be able to do so! - and so here we are, and the Dragon is gone!'' 
 I stood there, baffled, I do n't know if I wanted to kill him or cry, I was completely shocked. 
 `` Are you trying to say that the challenge was to destroy my kingdom and you accepted it?!?'' I said as I shouted so loud that the kingdom nearby heard it. 
 `` Well when you put it that way it sounds bad'' the `` hero'' said as he tapped his toe `` Buuuuut, the Dragon is gone!'' he said proud of himself. 
 `` I will give you that, but so is my Kingdom'' I sighed as I sat down `` Well, let's rebuild, luckily this is n't the first time this happened'' I said as everyone on the kingdom started to look for their tools and started to pick up stones. I swear sometimes I get the worst `` Heroes''.
