[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

I hurriedly grabbed by briefcase as I left the car. Checked my pockets briefly, checking for keys, phone, wallet. All good, lets go. Mr. Zuckerberg was waiting, apparently needed me for some legal advice concerning a break up. No biggie, shit like this happened all the time. The gym was an odd place to meet, though, but I do n't really care. Being a friend and legal advisory for one of the wealthiest people in the world makes you not really care what kind of crazy shit you have to do sometimes. 
 
 I opened the doors to his personal gym, and scanned the room briefly. He was the only one who came here, as it was his, which made me wonder why there were so many treadmills in the room. I saw Mark over by the free weights. 
 
 `` Hey Mark, buddy! What's going on!'' I walked over, feeling awkwardly dressed for the setting. Zuckerberg was doing one armed pull ups while curling 70lbs with his free arm. 
 
 `` Sup brah? Nice to see ya broseph, just getting swoll ya know, bad break up really tore me apart brah.'' I'll admit, the candor along with the informal language was a bit... startling, but I paid it no mind. 
 
 `` Oh you know, just got your text and came on down!'' I laughed nervously. `` Yeah, yeah... So, what did you need?'' 
 
 `` Ah, well I got some fucking narks on my ass bro, need some help with these guys that have been pestering me about deleting my Facebook.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean, why would they care?'' 
 
 `` Ionno brah, something about them not being able to get on Facebook anymore.'' Mark jumped down and went to his gym bag. `` Bunch of whinney bitches if you ask me, but they mentioned some'legal repercussions'.'' He removed a creatine contained, and started to pour it on a bench. `` Honestly, I just wan na clear this bullshit up and move on, you know man?'' He started to line the creatine up into neat rows. 
 
 `` Umm, Mark. Did you delete all of Facebook?'' I said, not fully understanding the situation. He sniffed through a line of the creatine, and jumped up in the air. 
 
 `` Oh what? Yeah, I read it on that Reddit site, said I should get rid of my Facebook brah.'' 
 
 `` What? You ca n't delete all of Facebook! How the hell did you even manage to do that, I thought you were n't even-'' 
 
 Mark stood up, face covered in white powder. `` Look brah, I just wanted you to help lawyer me up so that we can finish this BS, then go to some clubs or something later. Is that cool with you?'' He seemed agitated, and it had been a while since I'd gone out... 
 
 I sighed deeply and opened my briefcase. `` Yeah, let's get started.''
