[ WP ] A revenge speech for something insignificant , or useless to seek revenge for .

I told you I would find you eventually. Guess what, it only took me 15 years. How I'm trembling with excitement now that the moment has finally come. Welcome, **Stinky Pete**. We finally meet again. Oh, what's that?... Untie you? Right now? Naah, that's alright, I wo n't hurt you. I'm simply gon na take back what is mine. What was mine all along, until you took it away from me... that fateful day 15 years ago. What are you saying? I'm sorry, it's hard to understand what you're saying, I gagged you. You wan na know who I am? Do n't tell me you do n't recognize me? Really? You do n't even keep track of the people that hold grudges against you, do you? What a sick man you are. And what a sick child you were. Ninetales... shiny. Bigclaw... shiny. Fishwalker... my favorite... shiny. Does n't ring a bell? Egg Eater, shiny. Evilface, shiny. Raichu, shiny. I could go on for days, you bastard. Naruto Punching Frog, shiny. Alakazam, shiny. Jigglyjiggly, goddamn shiny. They were all shiny. All the trading cards. I was the first Pokémaster in our elementary school. I caught'em all. All the 150. It was MY parents' money that bought these trading cards. It was MY trading skills that secured me the rare shiny cards. It was MY deck. And you took it away from me. You envied me and stole my cards. You stole my Pokémon Trading Cards. A true Pokémaster does n't forget. A true Pokémaster does n't forgive. I have found you. And now I am going to take your collectables away from you... slowly and painfully. Hush, it will soon be over. 
 
 *starts humming the Pokémon Intro Song*
