[ WP ] Alien body snatchers come to invade Earth , but piloting a human body is challenging .

Dear Human pilot, 
 Humans unlike most other species we inhabit have the unique ability of ignoring our very occupancy in their craniums. This allows for one of most involved and humorous experiences in the known galaxy. This being said there are a number of problems this unique relationship with your human can create. You expressed concerns about losing control of your human mentally and physically. Hopefully this can alleviate your concerns. 
 
 Mundane tasks- 
 Have you ever piloted your human into the kitchen to refuel them with their sustenance only to have the human forget his command and wander over to the television? If you answered yes to this question be assured that you are not alone. Most every human loses their commands, regardless of the pilots skills. 
 
 Gastrointestinal gaseous relief- 
 Your human will often signal their need for gastrointestinal gaseous relief. It is important to analyze the validity of the gaseous release. Gaseous relief can often be misinterpreted for fecal release, and the last thing you want is a fecal stain embarrassing your human and ruining their pants. 
 
 Hope this helped and please feel free to write us about any concerns, pertaining to your Dave human. 
 
 Sincerely, 
 Ishkalb Mahookta 
 Intergalactic body host counselor
