[ WP ] A Million Worlds : An alien comes to Earth to rate humans on thier intelligence compared to the rest of the universe .

Titan pursed his lips as the Hadron collider powered down. 
 
 `` Hmm,'' he mused. `` That's all?'' He looked down at the trembling `` scientists'' that came only to his waist. Their fleshy exterior and poorly-constructed internal skeletons disgusted him, and their meager attempts at fusion and fission had barely scratched the surface of their potential, even after a few thousand years of discovering how to harness the power of fire. 
 
 Dr. Ashe stammered and muttered some reply, but Titan merely scribbled on his clipboard, turned on his heel, and walked away. 
 
 He called over his shoulder, `` looks like low 800,000s, if you're lucky. Anything less than 850,000 gets selected for harvesting!'' he chuckled to himself. That would get them quaking. 
 
 Honestly he was rather disgusted with the squabbles and petty rivalries this world had to offer. He mused to himself as he wove through the crowd of onlookers who'd gathered to take his picture. They did n't even have holographic photo-3D mapping, for Ublar's sake! 
 
 The sea of meatbags parted before him, their eyes widening in fear as his sleek armored legs shook the ground beneath their feet. He nearly fell over, however, when a small human child, no more than 7 years old, by his estimation, did n't move out of his way. He looked down angrily, prepared to berate the small boy, but refrained as the boy pulled something from the crinkled blue bag and offered it to Titan. 
 
 *Hmph*, he scoffed. No mere gifts or trinkets would sway his decision. He was a professional, and there was nothing, *nothing* that had thus far distinguished the people of this planet in *any* way whatsoev-.... 
 
 Titan's eyes widened as the cookie was placed in his hand. Oreos, they called them on this planet. He knew this particular delicacy was a part of the celestial spectrum, and thus existed on every planet with even semi-intelligent life, so it's existence was no surprise, but here.... 
 
 Titan spoke in a quiet, humble whisper. He was n't sure he could bring himself to believe his own eyes. There was... *more* creamy filling. It did n't seem possible. But... 
 
 `` Double stuf?''
