[ WP ] Write the most elaborate , over-dramatic , and exciting story you can think of that all just turns out to be a set-up for a pun so horrible I 'll want to punch you

The police where relentless. They had chased Carla for miles and miles, through 7 states and 14 cities named Springfield. But the road was coming to a dead end. As her stolen Camero hurtled down the highway at 120 miles an hour, she was blissfully unaware of how close to the end of her rope she was. The police were closing in, helicopters circled overhead. The dead end was in sight, with nothing but cliffs beyond. 
 
 And the Camero went right through the railing like it was tissue paper, and careened off the edge. The helicopters lost sight of her, Carla was presumed dead, her reign of terror finally ended. 
 
 6 years go by, the tragedy of Carla was forgotten. But one day, the officer in charge of her case, now promoted to chief, recieves a package. Naturally it was screened for explosives/chemical agents, and was found to be harmless. The Chief opens up the package and finds a note. 
 
 `` Catch me if you can'' was all it said. It was signed Carla. Immediately memories of that fateful day come flooding back to the chief's mind. He remembers seeing that gorgeous Camero and the equally gorgeous girl driving it, as it flew off the cliff and into legend. But death was not nearly enough to stop a criminal like Carla, as he could now see. He put his officers to work, combing the area for any sign of her. 
 
 3 months pass, and they have found their best lead yet. Not long after Carla `` died,'' a new woman showed up, and opened a little shop at a nearby beach. She matched Carla's description, so they investigated the shop. The woman bolted, never seen again. The officers on the case now had to explain to the chief how they let the infamous Carla escape. 
 
 `` We're sorry, sir, but we lost her.'' 
 `` What was she doing'' 
 `` She was hiding out, living under an assumed name. Sally Bustamante.'' 
 `` How did she survive without any credentials to back up the name?'' 
 `` She started her own business. Sally Sold Sea Shells, by the Sea Shore, sir.''
