[ WP ] An excerpt from the most cliché young adult novel

`` The one thing I ask you to do needs to be completely accepted and sworn to abide by. You will need to or the entire fate of the world will be at risk. We all know this, and YOU chose to accept the challenge. The risk! What a journey it was to even be in this position you are finding yourself in. The one oath to uphold the one promise to be fulfilled or the rule to be followed and kept is... Do not in any circumstance, for any reason, given any opportunity, with any diplomatic immunity or protected insurance for you, paid or not paid with or without real means of provable tangible tender in a court or sovereign government or otherwise with or without our state of current affairs free with the economical period in which we live, ever, EVER, EVER! Become self aware to just how futile and superficial this fantasy actually is because it will just ruin sales of our book. Thanks.''
