[ WP ] A man is standing on the edge of a bridge , about to jump . A crowd of curious onlookers has gathered around him , with many trying to talk him out of it . The remains silent but finally speaks , saying only five words . The entire crowd immediately jumps off the bridge .

They gathered around him, nervously. Some tried to talk him out of it for their own sake, some asked him to reconsider what he was doing. Some were here for the spectacle. They all knew he'd just won the lottery, and that this was about the most ridiculous thing any millionaire has done in recent memory. Better than any reality show. 
 
 But they waited patiently, the ones near the front of the crowd studied him, waiting for a sign. The man shuffled from side to side, checking his watch. Once satisfied, he turned to the assembled crowd with his hands up. 
 
 `` First one in gets everything.''
