[ WP ] You are secretly a super hero working a desk job . You are terrible at suppressing your powers in the office .

I am writing this on the fly. I'm really not thinking about it. 
 
 I sat back, a hot steaming cup of -- *ah shit! * laser eyes. again. Gon na need a new mug. again. I breathed a long drawn out breath, sighing at the pitiful situation he was in. 
 
 And there went the monitor. flying accross the room. *shit. * Another expense. Still, I, for the moment was in the bosses good books, despite vapourising the last two. Those were difficult to explain. 
 
 I needed a job outdoorsy. perhaps a lumberjack in the wilderness or some other place that was n't so fucking boring. *hmm*. I'll do it, I thought to myself. 
 
 And then there I was. The middle of the Black Forest. 
 
 I just gave up after that.
