[ WP ] The main character meets their future self ... and hates them

I stared at this laughing clown of a man, all smiles and hugs, not even a single frown. I glared at him and wished his existence to end, with his three piece suit, manicured nails and perfect hair. Complete contrast to me. I wear what I want, not what corporate conglomerates want me to, I do n't subscribe to their views and ways. 
 
 `` What's up bud?'' He says, smiling and walking, almost bounding over to meet me. `` Something got you down?'' 
 
 Do n't talk to me'' I muttered 
 
 `` Why not? ``, life's good, air is free, and I just bought a brand new Maserati. Wan na drive?'' He holds the keys out and jangles them in front of me. 
 
 I push his hand away, `` I do n't need your pity, or your money, or any of your stupid corporate lifestyle. You're just a parasite you know? Something the big corporations can leech money off until you die, even after you die!'' I grow more and more tiresome and angry at his annoying hair and nails and teeth and clothes and... 
 
 `` Hey, buddy, just listen, I'm no slave to the system. I work and live and thrive within the system, but I'm no slave. I can do what I want, whenever I want, just the corporations help me in that regard. Sure they take their dues and taxes, but I get my returns.'' 
 
 `` Does n't that bother you? That you pay their taxes and in return they give you money to buy *their* goods? I think I'd rather die than put myself in that position'' I almost scream in his face. His stupid, smug, rhino-plasticized face. 
 
 `` Well, buddy? Guess what? I'm you'' 
 
 Not my best effort perhaps, but hope you like anyway: )
