[ WP ] life is an rpg where everyone finds out their class at age 18. Business owners start as level 1 merchants , police and military as level 1 guards/fighters , ect . When you turn 18 , you discover you are the first level 1 wizard in over 1000 years .

`` Dimsday, dimsday.'' 
 
 We all said the words white-knuckled steepletop like we did over steak or spaghetti, but most of us puffed it out like an afterthought and then slugged each other in the arms, grinning. 
 
 Jigs and I walked along the hallway in the hood lab past a long line of dudes from clear out to Gary Indiana. Jigs was saying he could smell it. `` Maybe it's your eau de jersey,'' I replied, then whistled low. `` Ten feet, starboard.'' 
 
 I almost thought it was stupid to put a point into rigging, but he wanted to go some sort of black ops specialization at level fifty; so I spent it, learned some ropes, then spent two weeks in the wheelhouse throwing points into perception and herbology while Jigs unlocked diving and aquatic combat. 
 
 Jigs pivoted past my right and the hair raising on my neck as I saw the weight of his cigar lighter multitool slide down the fabric of his jacket into his palm. I gripped him by the shoulder and he froze, tensing. 
 
 `` Psy ops, brother. Easy.'' Jigs scowled and walked forward a step. I took two, juked in front and turned to the tango. 
 
 `` Hey Eddie, I saw your sister in the parking lot, you think she's gon na put another point into dick-sucking?'' Eddie shot to his feet and glared at me. I mooned a Cheshire grin, and we stood there for a moment staring into each other's eyes, until Jigs abruptly jerked upwards into view like a popped spring. Eddie started, skittering sideways and sailing into the knees and ankles of a small group of guys in University of Madison sweatshirts and Packers tees. One of his shoes slid off, anchored to the other with a tiny fist of a knot. 
 
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 Sorry I did n't really get anywhere with this, I'm leading up to an unnerving testing experience that I hope to finish later. I am way overtired to make anything more of this now, but I have very rough ideas below in case anyone is curious. 
 
 [ Endgames ] ( /s `` There's a reason they call it dimsday and the hood lab. Magic is moving in geometries most people ca n't see. Narrator and Jigs have stories at level fifty; it's not all roses. Eddie is a piece of shit and his sister is a whore.'' )
