[ WP ] You 've discovered it ; after decades of research , you 've accidentally stumbled across the cure for cancer . This morning you will go on television and announce what you 've found .

It was all so wrong, this was n't remotely how I'd spent the last four decades imagining it. A chill ran down my spine, prompted by the most recent bout of cold sweat in so many minutes, and I looked out nervously at the crowd assembled for the broadcast. The meeting did n't start for another hour, yet every seat was already occupied, with people beginning to stand around the outer perimeter of the room; every person knew that today they'd witness history, a dramatic change in healthcare as we knew it. If only I had some way to soften the blow. 
 
 If only it had been someone else, that had been invited to New Guinea. If only I had n't been personal friends with the first educated man allowed to live among the Korowai. Who would have thought that the cure would be cannibalism?
