[ WP ] Time travel is real , but is kept secret and known only to a small cabal of those sworn to keep it secret . Many have gathered in 1st century Israel to choose one man to study the customs of the time so he can study under Jesus as one of the 12 Apostles .

`` You sure you're up for this?'' asked Greg. He had n't expected Judas to volunteer. 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah, man. It's cool,'' said Judas. 
 
 Bob raised an eyebrow. 
 
 `` I thought you were an atheist.'' 
 
 `` Yeah man, it's whatever. I dig Jesus now.'' 
 
 `` Wait, are n't you like, *really* an atheist. Like an antitheist?'' 
 
 `` No, bro, universal love. I love everyone.'' 
 
 Greg leafed through his notes. 
 
 `` Ok, if you say so. Jesus should be passing through here any minute now.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, totally bro. I feel his good vibes, like, everywhere.'' 
 
 `` You trust Judas?'' Bob whispered to Greg. 
 
 `` Well, do *you* want to be the one trying to screw with Jesus?'' hissed Greg. 
 
 Bob coughed. 
 
 `` Ok Judas, you know the rules. Act normal, be cool.'' 
 
 `` Cool as a frickin' iceberg, dude,'' responded Judas with a peace sign. `` See you on the other side.'' 
 
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 Jesus walked into town and saw Judas standing in the middle of the road. 
 
 `` Great,'' thought Jesus. `` They sent *this* loser to betray me?'' 
 
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