[ WP ] A story where the protagonist is a pretty decent individual by most accounts , but is DESPISED by the narrator .

Steve `` I'm a Fucking Asshole'' McDonald woke up from his expensive ass king sized ass bed. 
 
 Right next to him was his wife who is clearly too good for him, she should've just married that rich guy who owned all those yachts. But no, that would've been a much more interesting story. She decided to marry this pathetic, no good, dick sucking faggot instead, she could've had never ending happiness and fortune, but she rather live a more `` simple'' life. This idiot gets up, and he takes his two retarded kids, one named Junior and one named Samantha to their piece of shit school. Yeah, real original names asshole, you could've named them something a little more unique and special, but nope, you just named them the first thing that popped up in your microscopic brain. 
 
 He then gets back in gay ass van, and goes to his well paying job, where he has plenty of retarded faggots around him, which he calls his friends. And of course, he's HAPPY there. 
 
 God I hate him, I wish this jackass could go through all the shit I have to go through. I had to narrate this faggot's life ever since he came out of his ugly ass mother's disgusting and smelly womb. The only times I'm happy is when something horrible happens to him. Like that time his father died, the day I narrated that was one of the only times in my life where I was legitimately happy. But those days are so few and far between, and nearly every other day of his sappy piece of shit life is him spending time with his dumbass family, or having fun with his fucking asshole friends. I wish someone close to him would die again, I wish someone mugged him or something, just anything where he experiences some type of misfortune is the highlight of my pathetic day. 
 
 I JUST WANT THIS GODDAMN STORY TO END ALREADY. 
 
 *sigh* 
 
 Steve gets into the parking lot... 
 

