[ WP ] England decidedly does n't like the way the United States of America is progressing and decides to regain control of the colonies by force .

`` Boy did we ever fuck up'' Said Dave Wellington, Secretary of State for the British Ministry of Defense. `` As a nation, we just really did n't think it through. We just never thought.....'' And before Sir David Wellington, a man who once sat on her majesty's privy council, could finish his sentence, he was struck by a bullet in the back of the head. Over his lifeless body, an American Marine, sporting a jet pack in the likeness of a bald eagle, stood triumphantly. The United States of America had defeated the British. Former British properties were to be turned over to the American public within 24 hours. Spoils were enjoyed by the Americans who colonized the island under its new name, Old America.
