[ WP ] You are a immortal during the zombie apocalypse , During the apocalypse the zombies ignore you and you try to live a normal life during the outbreak .

The hardest part was getting used to the smell. They say you get used to anything after a while, but rotting human flesh... well, it's just not something that you ever stop noticing. 
 
 When the world went mad, I was scared like everyone else. And, there are things I did... unless you've seen the end of the world, you'll never know what sort of person you really are. 
 
 Of course, that's back when I was still a person. You might remember, back when we still had news broadcasts that `` scientists'' could n't figure this thing out, but there were rumors of `` natural immunity'' that offered hope. Yeah, that was me. 
 
 I was bitten, and kept waiting to turn, but it never happened. I never turned into one of them, not really. Sure, I no longer healed, but I kept my senses intact. That bite never got better, but even when I cut away the gangrenous flesh and cauterized it, I never lost use of my arm. 
 
 There were certainly advantages. The zombies no longer bothered me - I guess I carried enough zombie juice that they thought I was one of them. And if I skipped a meal ( or thirty ) it did n't seem to do any harm - although I sure enjoyed a good meal when I could get one. 
 
 I'm a resourceful guy. With gas no longer available, I made use of the best renewable power source we've ever seen. Just rope together a dozen walkers, and put a radio blasting static on a stick in front of them, and you a dogsled with pups that never tire or need to eat. No more walking for me, that's for sure. 
 
 Zombie treadmills came next, and suddenly my batteries could all get recharged. Soon, I was living in the nicest apartment in town - with a zombie-powered elevator to get to my penthouse. 
 
 So, sure, there was that stench of death everywhere, but besides that life ( well, unlife ) was pretty good. I was set for eternity... until the day that the elevator broke. The fall, of course did n't kill me, but it did shatter my legs, and broke my arms. 
 
 So here I am, in a dark elevator unable to end my endless life. Suddenly eternity seems a hell of a lot longer.
