[ WP ] `` So how did the Jeep end up in my rooftop office again ? ''

`` My roommate had some leftover pizza in the fridge. Me, being-'' 
 
 `` Have you been playing with rockets again? Was it a prank?'' 
 
 `` No, officer. This is a completely different chain of events.'' 
 
 `` What does your roommate having pizza in the fridge have anything to do with anything?'' 
 
 Jim took a deep breath. `` Well, as any college student is at noon, I was hungry. So I proceeded to eat the pizza, thinking it was mine and I had forgotten about it. I finished the pizza, to realize the last time I had eaten pizza was at a party three weeks ago. It was n't mine.'' 
 
 `` Could you cut to the chase, sir?'' 
 
 `` Well, one thing led to another, and you had a Jeep stuck on your roof.'' 
 
 The officer huffed. `` I suppose I'm going to have to listen to your whole story, are n't I?'' 
 
 `` After I finished the pizza, I realized it was n't mine. The last time I ate my roommate's food, he swore the next time I ate food that was his out of the fridge, he would make sure that it was going to be the last. Whatever that meant, I sure did n't want it to happen to me. So I went to the oven to make a frozen pizza and stepped on his mini Roomba and broke it. I preheated the oven and went to my car to get a new one.'' 
 
 `` Less details and more events please.'' 
 
 `` Well, one thing led to another, and you had a Jeep stuck on your roof.'' 
 
 The officer sighed. `` Carry on.'' 
 
 `` I got to the store and got the Roomba fairly successfully. I returned to the parking lot to realize I had left my keys in my car, and my car had been stolen. It had squealed out of the parking lot just as I got outside. I ran down to the corner of the street to see that he had promptly crashed into a streetlight, which fell and crushed a little old lady.'' 
 
 `` Could you try to speed it up?'' 
 
 `` Well, one thing-'' 
 
 `` Yes, yes, keep going...'' 
 
 `` That was n't the worst of my problems. I saw smoke coming from the direction of my apartment, and saw that it was on fire. I'd left the oven on. So I called 911, naturally. The fire department arrived and proceeded to put out the fire in record time. In fact, my apartment did n't have much damage to it, and what was damaged was covered by insurance. But that was a few days later. The person who stole my car apparently got a gang together, because he and his buddies mugged me.'' 
 
 `` For the last time, how did a Jeep get on my roof!?'' 
 
 `` They forced me at gunpoint to get in their JEEP and empty my wallet and pockets. While they took my things, I memorized the license plate of the Jeep. Turns out, their driver was VERY drunk and he managed to use scaffolding for the skyscraper construction project as a ramp to launch himself onto your building.'' Jim looked at his watch. `` My roommate is probably home from his vacation right now, wondering where his pizza is.'' 
 
 TL; DR: One thing led to another and a Jeep ended up on the officer's roof. 
 
 EDIT: Whoops, sorry, did n't see it was a rooftop office. Added TL; DR
