[ WP ] A cookbook-style recipe for disaster

Ingredients: 
 
 1. Half a cup of unexpectedness, chopped into 3/4 inch cubes 
 2. 3/4 cups, NO WAIT 1 CUP of indecisiveness 
 3. 5 and 16/17 quarter teaspoons of confusion 
 4. Um yeah, just like... some ignorance 
 5. 1 pinch of worry - wait, 2 pinches? Is 1 going to be enough? 
 
 Instructions 
 
 1. Mix dry ingredients and wet ingredients separately. Spit in some dry ingredients if you need more wet ingredients. 
 
 2. Heat up the oven to 500 Fahrenheit. 
 
 3. Blend together ingredients. DO NOT USE A LID. 
 
 4. Put a pan on the stove until it starts to smoke. Dump any remaining contents into the the pan. 
 
 5. Put on a blindfold. 
 
 6. After it is slightly burnt, immediately move to a chopping board and begin cutting. Speed is important! Cut as fast as you can. 
 
 7. Serve after you've forgotten about it.
