[ WP ] Write a love letter ( or poem , etc . ) that takes an unexpected turn for the receiver .

Dear Chloe 
 
 I miss you sorely, the army is n't what I thought it would be, funny, I used to make jokes about the softies in movies or books writing letters from military bases back to their girlfriends. Always thought it was blatantly obvious they would cheat, I mean, waiting for two years? One can hardly expect that, can they Chloe? I mean, for a man to leave his girlfriend and one true love alone for two years while out supporting his country is truly a foolish move, one ca n't ensure the innocence of ones relationship when so far away. Strange is n't it? That I was able to send this letter to your new apartment, 163b Rodgers Street, you have n't told me the address just yet have you? Now why did you have to go and do such a thing, move out unannounced, you know I love you, why must you put me through this? And seeing that guy enter your apartment last night at 11:07 pm... it really hurt me Chloe. But it's ok, I understand it was foolish of me to trust the one I love with such a task, which is why i'm ok with it all. Well, I was n't okay with it earlier today, but I got over it. Just how I've learned to get over things since being discharged. Oh, I had n't told you that yet have I? Seems we've both kept secrets. I hope you do n't get angry, that is n't my intention, I certainly do n't want you doing drastic things, horrible things, like stringing up that piece of shit in an alley to be alone until he dies. Sorry, getting off topic, you see this is one of the things the doctors at the base told me before slapping in my hands, papers that told me I was crazy. I'm not crazy am I chloe? I do n't think I am, and I do n't think you'd say I am either, because I have protected you from that douchebag, even in times of great strife in our relationship I've now proven that I will swoop in to protect what I treasure in my life, and that's you. In fact, tonight, I'm going to come by and hear you say that you love me for what I've done, allow you to truly express your gratitude, hopefully you'll express it more eloquently than your last nights friend here Todd. I asked him to sign this letter, but it seems he just left a deep red stain on it, I suppose that's all he can muster up at this point. Well Chloe, i'm going to stop writing now, I need to go pick up my suit for the occasion! 
 
 Yours Forever and Always, 
 
 Josh 
 
 163C Rodgers Street
