[ WP ] I won a bet . My friend has to read a poem in front of a live audience at a poetry reading tomorrow night . I get to write whatever I want for his poem . Help me write this poem .

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, 
 
 A plumber sat waiting on a princess, who was preparing for the day. 
 
 
 When she finally stepped out, he saw something slightly queer, 
 
 About the one person he had held so dear. 
 
 As the norm her hair was long and gold, 
 
 But a look in her eyes was dark and cold. 
 
 Soon he realized that yet again once more 
 
 That fuck head bowser had took his whore. 
 
 He warned that turtle back in the day 
 
 That no more nice guy he's not going to play 
 
 Steal her again and your ass is mine. 
 
 Any one else will have to wait in line. 
 
 Soon he found his self at a castle so tall 
 
 And laughed as he said this bitch is going to fall 
 
 As bowser laughed from a room up high, 
 
 Mario drew his.45 
 
 
 Expecting a game the Kompas soon fell 
 
 As he blasted their sorry asses straight to hell 
 
 Soon bowsers chamber was just a head 
 
 And mario was ready to deliver some lead 
 
 He kicked in the door and to his surprise 
 
 He found bowser buried deep in peaches thighs 
 
 
 Her screams were n't pain, but of delight 
 
 So mario realized it, he saw the light 
 
 Why she was taken all those times 
 
 How browser escaped from all his binds 
 
 He left that day no longer a foo 
 
 
 And left behind two new boos 
 
 
 
 
 

