[ WP ] You just discovered England 's biggest secret : every time they say long live the queen it extends the queens life .

`` I say, Alastair, this world-wide pandemic going around is quite the enigma.'' 
 
 `` Quite so, Edward. Making everyone mute. Tut tut.'' 
 
 `` Who is this, Alastair, rushing into our laboratory with the Queen's guard?'' 
 
 `` You must be Professors Alastair, and Edward. Good day. I come from the Queen. This muteness pandemic is quite concerning. You see, unbeknownst to most Britons, and the lesser people of the world as well, the Queen's longevity owes to the peculiar fact that her subjects intoning'God save the Queen' is the basis of her life force. If the whole of humanity can no longer speak, the Queen will be in mortal danger. We ca n't have that, now can we?'' 
 
 `` Certainly not. Edward, now is our time. The realm has called on us, and we must respond. It is our duty.'' 
 
 `` Certainly Alastair. There is no doubt that the very first measure we must take to prevent muteness from overtaking the Empire is..........'' 
 
 ``.........'' 
 
 ``....'' 
 
 -England, probably
