[ WP ] Love is a chemical reaction , and you have the formula .

`` At last, I have finally found the secret! No more shall I be forced to watch all of the others enjoy this so-called emotion. After all of these years of being mocked for my beliefs, now I have proof that love is simply a chemical reaction. With this I shall have whoever I desire, and no one can stop me. Who would have thought the most violent of animals most clearly showed the results of this chemical reaction. Now should I test my theories, or perhaps publish them?'' The seemingly crazy man said to himself. `` No, if I publish them, no one will have to suffer as I have. That would n't be fair. No, I must make the rest of the world feel the pain I have suffered! I will find a way to alter this reaction to have the complete opposite effect. I will turn all their love to hate. Now to obtain some subjects to test on. This will be most... Pleasing to accomplish.''
