[ WP ] A man is chosen to receive the powers of God . Perplexed , that man turns to the internet seeking help .

Skimming over the latest posts to AskReddit a single post catches my eye. `` I'm God, now what?''. Intrigued and curious on the two comments inside the link, I opened it. 
 
 `` Destroy the world'' reads the first comment, and another comment replied instantously `` I doubt it'' from the OP. And then I wondered, how did OP get the username God? 
 
 Old novelty account? 
 
 Curious I checked his account's age, redditor for less than a hour. Dammit. If I had known about it, that account would be mine. 
 
 Before I closed the AskReddit post, I refreshed it. Another two comments. 
 
 `` Give snakes wings'' with OP replying again instantly `` That sounds like a lot of people would hate it'' 
 
 Mildly amused, I posted my own comment `` If you really want more replies, make all links open here'' 
 
 My heart leaped when I refreshed the page only to see that he had already replied. `` That sounds like a good idea. Thanks'' 
 
 I began to feel uneasy about it, his reply speed was phenomenal. That had been less than three seconds, and he had replied at the very moment I submitted a comment? 
 
 I turned my attention away however, moving to browse other subreddits. Scrolling down a tab, I looked through my subreddits until I found an interesting link. 
 
 But clicking it, I loaded that AskReddit thread. And that thread now had thousands of comments. 
 
 My own comment was at the top, and the thousands of comments below were complaints. Why did reddit break. 
 
 What truly made my heart pound however was, he replied to every single comment. Each reply was personalized to the question. The few comments I saw in another language, there was no delay with his own reply in the same language. 
 
 Ca n't be. 
 
 Slowly the comments began to trickle in, every user complaining of the internet breaking. Others worried about what was happening. And God replied to everyone. 
 
 Finally, he said one thing. `` I think I've talked to enough people, going to think about it now'' 
 
 Then the internet was back. 
 
 That was a year ago. 
 
 Today, things started changing. And I'm not sure its for the better.
