[ WP ] All the gods of myth and legend are real , but having your prayers answered depends on discovering which god can hear you . You figured out which god is listening to your prayers , but they 're not what you expected .

`` Are you there God? It's me Margaret.'' No answer. I crossed off Christian God from the list and settled back out of prayer position. That had been my last resort since everyone knows that one hardly even listens to the pope these days. 
 I was frustrated. My friends had all found their gods and goddesses by middle school and here I was, 18 and deityless. At this point I'd be thrilled to have a half deaf Demi god patronizing me. 
 `` C'mon Margaret! Just figure it out!'' I whispered exasperatedly. Or so I thought. The whisper Boomed in my head like I had put my head between two speakers at max volume. 

