[ WP ] Checking your company calander you see Wednesday is scheduled for the apocalypse . Thursday is scheduled for a Barbeque .

I chuckle as i click my way through the company calendar. 
 
 Monday - Staff Meeting 
 Tuesday - Hawaiian Shirt Day 
 Wednesday - Apocalypse 
 Thursday - Barbecue 
 
 Our boss always did have a morbid sense of humor. You can get away with just about anything these days, with the 3000 ton ball of space rocks and fire heading towards us and all. Hell, the man does n't even show up anymore. When he does it is in his boxers and `` Make American Great Again'' hat anyway. 
 
 Why do I keep coming with the inevitable death of mankind happening in T-minus 52 hours? Same reason the other losers are her I assume. Some people like to think things will always be normal, so they do n't stop showing up to their empty sales job. Not that we ever do work anymore. Hell Julia in HR sits at her desk crying looking at pictures of her cheating ex husband. I do n't blame him though, Julia's a troll. 
 
 Some people live their lives a little differently, Tom in marketing comes in around 2 pm everyday to use our computers to rub one out. I have a bet going with Jerry in sales on whether the guy just does n't have a computer at home or if he likes the exhibition of it, I'm of the latter opinion. Why does Jerry still come? This one I do not know. For all I can tell he has nothing better to do like me. No family, no friend's, might as well play CS: GO on a screen 2 inches bigger than my own from 9-5 since that's all I'm going to do anyway. 
 
 Would you look at the time, I've been stuck in team deathmatch and self loathing for a whole hour and a half now. T-Minus 50 and a half hours till the end of human civilization and time for my staff meeting.
