[ OT ] How do you guys avoid writers block ?

First you've got ta learn how to feel the writers block coming on. You feel it in your jowls first, a sort of quavering, then you feel it in your goose, a kind of hot nausea. Once you've learned how to identify it coming on, now you're ready to take action. Prepare a mixture of 8 parts water, 1 part LSD, and 1 part Jimson weed. Inject it intravenously in your carotid vein. You'll want to be naked when you do this ( wink ). As soon as the demons appear, that's when you grab your pen and put it on the paper. Do n't fight the muscle spasms, just let them flow through you. The result will be a rough draft of some fine literature, assuming you're cunning enough to decipher the handwriting. All that's left after that is editing and claiming the prize money. I just hope you do n't get editor's block, that's a whole other story.
