[ WP ] In a world where superhero identities can be safely revealed after their retirement , a retired Superhero is pulled over for speeding on the highway , and the cop that pulled them over happens to be their fan .

`` Max Mechanical?'' 
 
 I was quiet shock to hear that name and turned to see if the police officer was being serious. Indeed her face was lit up with recognition. 
 
 `` You remember me?'' I asked. 
 
 `` How could I not!'' She laughed, `` you're wearing the official Max Mechanical jumpsuit and everything! Omg, I'm am such a big fan!'' 
 
 `` Really!'' I said smiling, `` usually people mistake me for MechaKid or the Atomic Janitor.'' 
 
 `` Oh I know.'' She replied, `` I often feel like the only adult out there who has followed the authentic heroes. When I was a kid, I used to spend hours at newspapers stands looking for the Chisme Fresco magazine, the only one that carried your stories. Even though I could n't read spanish, I loved staring at all the pictures of your heroic deeds. You, along with EZpay Girl and Admirable Admiral, were my favorite superheroes.'' 
 
 `` Wow, I'm certainly honored to meet a fan'' I said, `` uh, mind if I ask for your name?'' 
 
 `` Courtney'' she replied before gasping, `` is that the Max Mechanical Super Wench?'' 
 
 She was pointing at the my toolbox in the passager seat, the handle of the Max Mechanical Super Wench was clearly sticking out. `` Yeah'' I said, `` would you like to hold it?'' 
 
 `` Yes'' Courtney yelled before practically ripping it out of my hands, `` it's so light.'' She muttered, `` I thought it weighed something like 30 pounds at the minimum. How did you manage to knock out Mildew Mildred with this?'' 
 
 `` Well...'' I stuttered, `` me and Mildew Mildred are sort of like actors. We do n't actually have powers but we pretend we do for the crowds.'' 
 
 `` Wait.. Without powers how does your speedy repairs work?'' She asked, `` no normal human can fix a broken dishwasher in the fraction of a second.'' 
 
 `` The new crew just speeds up the camera...'' I replied dryly. 
 
 `` What about your ability to telepathically summon tools to your hands? 
 
 `` Now that's a cool one, you see I just strap a magnet to my.....'' 
 
 `` Well what about your Crime Detecting Super Computer?'' Courtney asked, `` I mean that must have required alien technology.'' 
 
 `` That was just a fax machine connected to Daily Times...'' I said rather glumly.'' 
 
 `` Alright, having no powers is cool'' she replied, `` say what ever happen to Ruth Ratchett? That fast talking reporter you were always saving.'' 
 
 `` Dating Admirable Admiral'' I said. 
 
 `` Oh... Well it was nice meeting you.'' She said, `` licenses and registration please?'' 
 
 `` Still writing me up?'' I asked. 
 
 `` Yeah sorry....'' Courtney said. Suddenly another car sped past us and sprung a flat tire. Quickly did it slowed to a stop a few meters from us.'' 
 
 `` Stay here, I'll check it out.'' Commanded Courtney as she headed over. 
 
 *'' Admirable Admiral? `` * I heard from the distance, *'' Omg, I am such a big fan. How's Ruth doing? `` * 
 
 I groaned and placed my face in my hands.
