[ WP ] `` I hope I 'm not bothering you , good sir . I 'm looking for something that does n't exist . ''

Well let's see....It has greasy brown fur all over its hide, and two or three rows of razor sharp teeth, it only has one enormous green eye, and four tiny black feet. It crawls along the ground without making a sound- then leaps high into the air and just floats there, until it lands behind its prey and whisks them away. To where? no one can say. It has a bald spot on its rump where the hair wo n't grow, and scaly yellow claws on the tips of its toes, it has a hairy wart on the end of its nose, and leaves a funny smell wherever it goes. It is fond of old cheeses and toe nail clippings, it makes high pitched screeches, whenever it sneezes. It dines mainly on old socks in fondue, come to think of it....he reminds me of you.
