[ WP ] A science fiction nerd is turned into a vampire and thrust into the world of magic

`` Because it makes no bloody sense!'' Peter Trent had often enjoyed a good novel, though they tended to involve spaceships or intricate political struggles between galactic federations. That being the case, he was sorely getting on Sylvia's nerves. 
 
 Truthfully, it had n't been intentional to turn Peter, though it was n't a regret either. The first few days had been unbearable, with many attempts and theories crafted by the twerpy now-immortal. 
 
 `` Look, the truth is that as smart as you thought you were, there's a darker world sat right below your's and there? You're an infant.'' Harsh words, said with a bite due to her increasing annoyance. 
 
 Peter would n't drink. He'd been vomiting up the rotten tasting food which he used to eat in his dorm room for days. His weakness was beginning to show and it was most prevalent in the odor. With a healthy intake of a half-pint of blood a night, a vampire would gleam with seductive fire. 
 
 Four nights into his self-imposed hunger strike, there were n't enough air fresheners to hang off of Peter to make him smell like anything other than a dumpster, inexplicably placed next to a grassy meadow ( It was all they had at the store ). 
 
 It did n't matter, Sylvia mused, whether Peter wanted to or not. Within a few more hours, Peter would become ghoulish and attack anyone he saw. She'd seen it before and she'd see it again. A deep, sucking breath was all the preparation Sylvia took before ending the fight before it began. 
 
 Wiping the horrible smelling flesh from her fingers, Sylvia looked sadly as Peter's body turned to ash before her. She was sorry he would n't get the funeral he'd *demanded* to have for being dead. Shaking her head and clearing her thoughts, she turned on her heel and went off in search of someone else who might be able to share her curse.
