[ WP ] Make me want to punch you in the face .

Fore-Note: I'll try my best, but I feel like this wo n't get me a punch. As usual, criticism is wanted! 
 
 I follow the person home. They know I'm there. 
 
 `` Can you please not? It's really disturbing.'' 
 
 I walk beside them, behind them, in front of them, sit on top of them, in a piggyback position. 
 
 `` Can you **please** not? It's really disturbing.'' 
 
 I carry their bag, look through their contents, play Flappy Bird, drink some water, eat some pills, put on some lipstick, apply some mascara, call their boss and say I'm not coming back to work, delete everything on their phone. 
 
 `` Can you **please not? ** it's really disturbing.'' 
 
 I rifle through her pockets. Her watch, her spare notes, a spare piece of fluff, an ID card, a pair of keys, another phone. 
 
 `` **Can you please not? ** It's really disturbing.'' 
 
 I walk quietly behind her. She knows I'm there. 
 
 `` **Would you please** go and find the spelling error in one of the above sentences? Grammar applies, as well as correct capitalisation and tensing.'' 

