[ WP ] An average Joe/lene gets a random superpower

`` Just on time, as usual Joe.'' 
 
 `` I know boss, got ta keep the customers happy.'' I said, pulling my jacket off. 
 
 `` Ah, here's our first table now,'' TJ mentioned as he handed me two empty glasses. I took the cups and lifted one to acknowledge him as I approached the couple who sat at a table near the door. 
 
 `` Hey guys, welcome to taps, where we have any drink you crave on'tap.''' I looked from male to female, `` have we been here before?'' They both shook their heads in response; a grin slowly grew over my face, it was always fun to see people in for their first time. `` Well what can I get you guys to drink?'' 
 
 The woman spoke up first, `` Do you guys seriously have everything on tap?'' she asked. I nodded. `` I'll have a diet yoohoo, then.'' 
 
 `` Yoohoo lite, coming right up,'' I lifted the glass to my chin and opened my mouth. `` Blargh,'' the Yoohoo lite shot out of my mouth filling the glass quickly and leaving just a slight bit of froth. `` For you sir?'' I asked as I sat the glass down for the lady. 
 
 He stared in disbelief for a second then responded with, `` Nothing, I'm good. Not thirsty, no thanks.''
