[ wp ] Donald Trump is elected as the 45th president . Despite everyone 's prediction of disaster he becomes the best president America has ever had . Why ?

A nervous Donald Trump was sat at the resolute desk in the Oval Office. In fact he was n't so much sitting as waiting. He was waiting for one of the most important meetings of his life and, he reflected, it's not very often that the President of the United States has been left waiting. 
 
 The President gave his predecessors some consideration, how many of them had been remembered as great men? Where would he take his place amongst them? He sighed, as far as the history books were concerned he would be a slow, conservative and reactionary leader, a Reagan rather than a Roosevelt. But then the history books have never concerned themselves with too much of the truth. 
 
 The past three years had been draining. Trump was tired, tired of playing this role. The election had been particularly hard, playing to the conservative American crowds with a whole bandwagon of borderline racist, sexist and homophobic slips, using the church's sway on people. The act had taken its toll. But now he was close to the end game. The vision that propped up this whole charade would be realised. 
 
 Before politics he has been a businessman, a very successful one at that. He moved in some of the wealthiest circles in the world. The further he moved up the more he heard of shadowy collective known as `` sharks''. The highest echelon of the wealthy. A small group of anonymous people who controlled 90 % of the worlds power and influence, who even had the president of the United States in their collective pockets. Although most were joking about these `` sharks'' they had disturbed the business tycoon deeply and he began his own research. The further he looked the clearer this ugly picture became. The capitalist system was being exploited as a machine to empower a select few who were becoming just short of supreme rulers of the world. Trump had to stop this. 
 
 He tried to take on these enshrouded figures in the realm of the business, but soon realised why they had been dubbed the Sharks. Any attempts to compete with them was blocked by manipulations of the market and more importantly the law. It became clear that plenty of politicians were indeed being readily greased. In this way they were ruthless. He would have to try a different tact. 
 
 He carefully began to create a persona that could win votes, to use his own wealth and influence to start a presidential campaign... And well the rest is history as they say. Since then he had been able to take on the Sharks directly, to starve them of political power in the west. He'd had some success, but this had lead to a reaction in the east. It was time to change things. No it was time revolutionise things. 
 
 The door opened, Donald trump stood smiled and began to extend his hand. Around Washington a single explosion was heard as the Oval Office was torn apart.
