[ WP ] It is law to die on a specific date that is dictated by the government . You escape your death date , but the reason why its a law in the first place is revealed to you .

**Freeze, Tommy! The jig is up and I'm taking you back to the execution chamber. ** 
 
 Who are you? 
 
 **The government. ** 
 
 Oh. Right. You. Well, shit, I had to try, right? I mean, you tell a guy he's gon na die on a certain day and he knows he's got that much time to plan an escape. Wan na know how I did it? 
 
 **No. ** 
 
 Good, because I ca n't think of an awesome backstory right now. Go ahead, Government. Take me back and kill me. But, if I'm gon na die... 
 
 **Yes? ** 
 
 Well, I wan na know WHY you're gon na kill me. I'm a decent guy. I never hurt anyone. Only times I ever got in trouble with the law were a jaywalking ticket, a couple of parking tickets, a citation for being drunk in public, a night in jail after trying to remove that precious orchid from the natives' swamp, I ran a red light with a traffic cam, I killed my family, and one time I accidentally urinated on the mayor. But what did I ever do to deserve death? 
 
 **You do n't get it do you? This thing goes all the way to the top! ** 
 
 You mean...? 
 
 **Yeah. To the mayor. ** 
 
 Shit. I should not have urinated on that man. 
 
 **Why did you do that, anyways? ** 
 
 ( shrugs ) 
 

