[ WP ] An old man is taking a stroll with his two grandchildren when all of a sudden , the trio suddenly spots to their surprise two giant tortoises making love .

Gunther did not know who or what was doing this to him. 
 
 Maybe it was a sleezy neighbor or a vengeful god, perhaphs a couple of aliens with a sick sence of humor. Maybe cruel irony was just nature's way; this hypothesis scared him the most. 
 
 Right in the middle of the pathway did the two tortoise fuck; leatherly skin rubbed against leatherly skin, bony shells clanked gently together in rhythmic motion. Gunther gestered his grandsons away from the scene. 
 
 `` Grandpa, how could they....'' his youngest said 
 
 `` Hush now, do n't question it or things will get weirder.'' Gunther diligently interrupted. 
 
 With one hand raised to the sky, he yells out. 
 
 `` Oh come on, why now?! Do you want to make my grandchildren think I'm crazy too. Just stop it, do you hear!'' 
 
 Holding his grandsons' hands, he walked them back to the cottage, out of the freezing Alaskan winter.
