[ WP ] Humans have perfected the person/computer interface , allowing you to download skills and knowledge instead of going through traditional schooling . Lacking the necessary funds , you decide to bootleg the skill you 've been wanting .

It's a normal Thursday night so naturally that special time comes around. You know what I'm talking about. Doing that thing. Taking care of that fickle shit. So when I get all settled in to finish up some unfinished business I have the most brilliant idea. What if I could draw my own porn? I've thought about this before but did n't really feel like putting in the effort, but with my neural interface I can give it a go. 
 
 Neural interfaces are cheaper than they used to be, but a new one is still way out of my price range. Luckily I won mine in a police auction. A robber got shot in the head but his implants were mostly undamaged so they were auctioned off along with his guns and getaway car. Fun stuff. Anyway, since the guy was a criminal his implants are unlocked so I can load up any application I want without paying for it. Take that DMCA. 
 
 Getting down to business, I scour forums for the most recommended art program and How to Draw Manga comes up a lot. It ca n't be too bad, but the only place I can find a download is on a sketchy looking Russian site. Seems good. I use my computer to download the program since the fiber connection is faster than whatever garbage wireless these implants have. When it finishes I see it's an executable so all I have to do is jack in and double click. The readme said that I should be able to draw as soon as the transfer finishes, but I still have some reservations since this could be a trojan. Oh well let's click it. 
 
 After a couple seconds the transfer is done and seems to be relatively successful. I say relatively because the files transferred correctly and are functional, but these drawings suck. They suck ass. Do n't get me wrong, they're better than what I could do before but I could have gone to deviant art for this in all honesty. I have a couple of tits on the page in front of me. It's still better than nothing though. Matter of fact, I'm gon na hop offline for a bit. 

