[ WP ] Several centuries in the future , your favorite fiction book is found , and believed to be historical fact .

`` The world is a planet!'' 
 
 `` No it's not, it's a turtle flying through space, upon which there are four elephants who support the Discworld, stupid Roundworld conspiracy theorist!'' 
 
 `` This is LITERALLY Roundworld! The bloody Disc is a bloody work of fiction! There was a crossover that went into the science by contrasting the two and everything!'' 
 
 `` Yes, the fictional exploits of those Roundworlders was quite entertaining, their evolution was quite exciting, if a bit drawn out. Glad we have a God for such matters.'' 
 
 `` There is no God of Evolution. There is no Luggage. THERE IS NO MAGIC, AND *THERE IS NO DISCWORLD*!'' 
 
 `` Says you.'' 
 
 `` That's NOT EVEN AN ARGUMENT!'' 
 
 `` I think you just need to get a bit knurd, and think about things.'' 
 
 `` You know what, fine! Go toss yourself off a Rimfall then. There is no Disc, Mount Olympus is not Cori Celesti, Australia is n't named after a brand of beer, China is... Actually basically correct, historically anyway, and London does not have a river that is almost solid with contaminants... At least nowadays anyway.''
