[ WP ] A ghost realizes he can 'escape ' his death by possessing his own corpse . Meanwhile , his insurance company grows suspicious ...

`` Alright, Mr. Henderson, sign here, here, and... here. Alright. Anything further to add?'' The secretary asked, trying to smile as she plugged her nose. 
 `` Hgnnn.'' The corpse gurgled, shaking it's head back and forth with a jerking motion that nearly broke it's neck. it's flesh had decayed and rotted so much that bits of the man fell off of him as he moved. Perched on his head was an unconvincing toupee, which somehow looked even more offensive than the putrid stench. 
 `` Exellent!'' the woman added. She tried to keep her cool while silently pushing a button hidden under her desk. `` Have a great day!' 
 The dead man tried to smile, though it looked more like it was trying to pull all of the skin on it's head back. He ponderously turned around, and began to walk out of the small, bland reception area. As he left the building, a police car pulled up. On the side, the car was blazoned with the words PARANORMAL RESPONSE UNIT. 
 Two officers with masks and gloves on quickly stepped out, along with a priest. With bored professionalism, they knocked the corpse down and held it in place. As it ineffectually thrashed back and forth, the priest quickly performed the necessary rites. With a moan, she saw the spirit of the dead man eject from the body, and wail unintelligibly before finishing with a flash. The men then loaded the corpse into their vehicle and drove away. The secretary called down the hallway for the janitor to clean the reception area, and went back to work.
