[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

Embittered by the constancy of photographers' flashes, friends and family telling me how grateful I should feel and the fact that no one sees this a huge publicity stunt is beyond me. 
 
 
 All of this attention for nothing. Short term gratification, a bittersweet relationship and a terrible investment made by any sensible person. The rights to this patient are securely locked my only one individual, and that's not me. 
 
 
 It's the tumor that's inside my brain. Sure it counts as several dozen cells, but essentially it's a single organism. 
 
 
 So here's to how often people forget the crummy miserable existence we call life is very *very* short. Not only short, but intensely bitter. If people really followed that old saying, `` When life gives you lemons, make lemonade,'' they're missing the point. 
 
 
 Life is giving you lemons. Did you everything that's all it had to give? 
 
 
 Life is full of misery, we should n't forget and not one celebrity is going to make me forget for a moment that I wo n't live to see my 25th birthday. 
 
 
 So, bring on the lemons, because that's the only thing I've ever eaten. 
 
 
 Ah crap, here comes Beiber.
