55-Word Challenge [ Difficulty Level : HARD ]

We use these at school to teach kids about ambiguity and misleading. Love them. 
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 The Spry Thief 
 
 No one was home. It was now or never. He had waited for this moment, wanted this more than anything. The time was right. 
 
 He climbed to the open window, and though the gap was small, squeezed in. 
 
 It did not take him long to find his target. 
 
 The fish were his. 
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 Faulty Wiring 
 
 Earth thumped on the lowered coffin. He was alone now. 
 
 Faulty wiring, they said. No one was really to blame. 
 
 He was still alone. He dropped his toy onto the growing pile of earth. They could play now. 
 
 “ You wouldn ’ t believe it was him. ” Said the policeman as he led the child away. 

