[ WP ] Aliens have come to earth with the intent to conquer it , but when they arrive , they realize that , due to random chance or otherwise , they are biologically indistinguishable from humans .

`` Any sentient life there?'' 
 
 `` We're guessing so, tons of unnatural satellites in orbit. Even seems to be a docking station.'' 
 
 `` Docking station eh? Guess they're space faring afterall.'' 
 
 `` Either that or they were. Ca n't see a ship in sight. Ca n't even find a spot to land.'' 
 
 `` Should we investigate?'' 
 
 `` Go ahead, see what we can find.'' 
 
 The capsule drifted over to the international space station slowly, methodically searching the outsides of the mechanical behemoth. 
 
 `` Agh shit, looks like Mike beat us here'' 
 
 A figure appeared at the window and gazed wide open at the two. He quickly fled from the scene. 
 
 `` Ready to dock?'' 
 
 `` Go for it.'' 
 
 `` Where's the capsule port? I ca n't get a visual.'' 
 
 `` Shit, may have to do a space walk.'' 
 
 `` That's bullshit. If they really were space faring they'd have an intergalactic space capsule port.'' 
 
 `` Not now Jim, let's just move it.'' 
 
 Donning their carbon fiber space suits, they eagerly stepped out of their own airlock and drifted near the station's enterance. 
 
 `` Yo mike, let us in asshat.'' 
 
 The airlock tenderly opened and closed after the two strolled in. Oxygen was pumped inside as the 2nd door opened to the inside of the station. 
 
 `` Holy shit mike, this tech is ancient. What kind of space faring species does n't have an intergalactic capsule port.'' 
 
 `` Who the fuck are you?'' 
 
 The duo turned to who they thought was mike. He looked a lot like him, a little shorter, a little less pudgy, but mike-like nonetheless. 
 
 `` Uh, hello, we're on the same mineral collection unit as you, asshat. Lose a Lil weight for once?'' 
 
 `` How did you get here?'' 
 
 Soon, three more people filled the room, expressions of terror plastered on their face. It was then Jim and Ryan realized that that was not mike, these were not his people. 
 
 `` Where are you people from?'' Ryan asked. He was kinda scared, if other tribes had come to the same planet. He was n't really sure if it was the skeral tribe, a neutral force on their home planet, or the fortans, sworn enemies to Ryan and jim's tribe. 
 
 `` Uh,'' the humans anwsered,'' We're from here.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean, you're from'here'.'' 
 
 `` We're from earth'' 
 
 Jim muttered a quiet `` oh shit'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` So we're from a far away planet called wenthrol. We seem to have a near identical genome to your species. What an odd coincidence!'' Stated ryan, as he forced a smile. 
 
 `` So how do you know our language?'' One of the humans asked 
 
 `` YOUR language?'' Jim asked, befuddled. `` We just assumed you had an intergalactic translation device.'' 
 
 The humans told the wenthrolians how they independantly developed the language, and how this was the first encounter with extraterrestrial life. 
 
 `` Well, holy shit, we discovered a new species!'' Jim exclaimed, excitedly. 
 
 `` So uh,'' the humans stuttered, `` you said something about mineral collection?'' 
 
 Ryan's face grew pale. `` Uh, no. No we did n't. No sir we did not,'' he said, obviously trying to hide his lie. 
 
 The humans, noticing his horrendous display of trying to cover up the truth, started panicking and phoning their leaders. 
 
 `` Wait hold up, we can explain, we were just-'' 
 
 `` We were trying to-'' 
 
 `` Let us try-'' 
 
 The humans' frantic screams were cutting off the two consistantly. 
 
 `` Ah, fuck this, we're out,'' Ryan said, annoyed 
 
 
 
 As they drifted away from the calamity that had become of the station, a radio signal was transmitted to them. 
 
 `` Did you get the information we needed? Any life?'' 
 
 `` Yes, oh grand leader, hostile life detected. Feel free to detonate the planet.'' 
 
 Jim and ryan's craft sped away as the planet was reduced into nothing but chunks of rock. 
 
 Mission sucessful. 

