[ FF ] Dying Words ( All will be read aloud by me )

* < Jake > Not everybody likes beer Ryan. 
 * < Ryan > You're right man, everyone loves it. Now, Get in the truck. I got ta get home fairly soon. My mom is waiting on me. 
 * < Jake > Do you mind if I drive? 
 * < Ryan > Yes, of course I mind if you drive my truck. 
 * < Jake > Dude, I have n't had much to drink and you... 
 * < Ryan > You can not drive. I am going to becuase we both know I can hold my liquor down better man. 
 * < Jake > What ever dude. 
 
 * < Jake enters the truck > 
 
 * < Ryan > What kind of retard worries about a five minute ride home?
