[ WP ] Timmy , Johnny , and Spike get into an argument about who 's better at their favourite card game

[ [ Timmy ] ]: I'm just sayin' the bigger, the better! Obviously the most powerful cards make the most powerful strategies! And my deck is full of huge monsters! 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: your deck is full of unplayable junk, more like. I'd have more success with one of Johnny's creations if they were n't so suspect. 
 
 [ [ johnny ] ]: excuse me? Says the one who ca n't create anything without having a direct line to the internet. You're both creatively bankrupt. 
 
 [ [ Timmy ] ]: who needs creativity? A strong deck IS a strong deck! 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: yeah, like this bad boy. 
 
 [ [ johnny ] ]: this is... 
 
 [ [ spike ] ]: haha.... 
 
 [ [ timmy ] ]: No dragons? No demons? No angels? Not even a tiny little kraken? 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: no one asked you, tim. 
 
 [ [ johnny ] ]: you ca n't tell me you'd have *fun* playing this monstrosity. 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: some people enjoy winning? 
 
 [ [ Timmy ] ]: some people enjoy having friends? 
 
 [ [ johnny ] ]: winning or friends is n't an issue, it's just... This deck does the same thing, over and over again. According to Einstein, that's the definition of insanity! 
 
 [ [ spike ] ]: and according to KeyboardDojoCageFGTRs.com, this list made top 8 of the last national tournament! 
 
 [ [ timmy ] ]: Pfft. None of your monsters are big, none of your spells do anything cool. Why bother? Might as well be playing checkers. 
 
 [ [ johnny ] ]: This entire conversation is pointless. Can we all just agree that we're all good at one thing and suck at one thing? 
 
 [ [ Spike and timmy ] ]: what!? 
 
 [ [ Johnny ] ]: think about it. I'm good at finding obscure combos and cards no one knows about. Timmy's decks are n't the best but they're always fun to play and do huge things. And you, well... You have the math and brains to play anything perfectly, but you're a creativity black hole. Timmy's kind lf a spaz, and I'm too much of a hipster to win consistently. 
 
 [ [ Everyone ] ]:...... 
 
 [ [ Timmy ] ]: guys? I have an idea. 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: That's a first. 
 
 [ [ Johnny ] ]: Shut up, spike. What is it, Tim? 
 
 [ [ Timmy ] ]: let's all build a single deck and enter the next tournament as a team. If we cover our bases, we can really go far. 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: heh... I guess we could use your collection and Johnny's building skills. But I am team captain. 
 
 [ [ Johnny ] ]: wait, you're on board with this? Oh lord... 
 
 [ [ Timmy ] ]: I love you guys. 
 
 [ [ Spike ] ]: we might make something out of you scrubs yet!
