[ WP ] You realize most of the crazy people in the world are not crazy at all , they have just learned the truth about our reality .

It was a beautiful day, except for the dead littering the main street. Eight people dead from massive lacerations, their attacker dead on the ground riddled with state issues rounds the massive abattoir knife by his corpse. Should be a state issue and the last three times it was considered as such but someone higher up figured four times was too many. Agent Evans and his partner had just rolled into town when news over the wireless came of a fifth stabbing attack, rounded the corner in time to see the attacker get shot to pieces by the sheriff and his deputies. `` You guys Feds?'' `` Yes indeed, something is n't right about this and we're here to try to work it out'''' what's to work out, nut job goes whacko and kills some folks and got what he deserved'''' yeah but you ever known it to happen so often in the same way?'' `` dunno Evans, if ya realised home was a back water piece o shit maybe you'd crack and kill everyone'' cracked Agent Schumacher wandering around the dead and looking about the place. `` can it Larry, keep it professional, your representing the Bureau out here'' Will the agents get to the bottom of this? Will Larry learn some god damn professionalism and make special agent? Is this set in the USA? Am I just taking a break till I think of the ending? Find out next time in Tales Of The Inedible!
