[ WP ] The day after a suicide attempt

This one the squel continue my last story, the one dont make any sense.You got ta read the dont make sense story... or this story also dont make sense: 
 
 Shinzo Abe have some big red scar on arm.Maybe before 70 year japenese people have good suicide abilitys, but today not even this.Usuarlly modern japenese need subway for kill own self, and Shinzo Abe think he too important go die in subway tunnel, so he try cut blood vessel in own arm. 
 
 Abe wife say he, < < why you do such thing? is because i can not have kid? because i similar other japenese wooman can not have the child? if you want some good child, maybe you should marry the chinese wooman!!! > > 
 
 Abe look away her.Although he almost kill self, but he dont feel no sadness.Is because he make big apology give China.Because China's Diaoyu Island now definitely belong China, and because no japenese boat driving around in South China Sea.Ghost from shrine say they evil.Abe dig up they bodies, throw to forest.Maybe some animal eat them? Is bad luck, bad for spirit, but it what the raper of Nanjing have deserve. 
 
 < < Why?? > he wife cry out, so loud, fill hospurtal room. 
 
 < < No why > > say Abe. 
 
 Yeah, it wers the coward act.Abe just big coward, he know it.If he honor were like the money, then maybe before big apology he owe China 60,000,000,000,000 yuan, after apology, now he have 0 yuan in own name.No honors. 
 
 Then phone ring, it Li Keqiang! 
 
 < < Abe? > > Say Li Keqiang. 
 
 < < Hello, respect Premiere, sorry I do some suciide. > > 
 
 < < Ah, > > Li Keqiang say, < < is nothing, little Abe, just glad you okay. > > 
 
 < < You glad? but I be such the bad guy these days. > > 
 
 < < Well, > > Keqiang answer he, < < although you lose some face, but now you got nothing can feel bad about.You like empty egg shell instead of man, but now you can live some happiness life together with barren wife.Dont got ta worry we gon na bomb you. > > 
 
 < < Hm, > > say Abe, < < Wife actually have the deadly AIDS virus, so although she barren, but still I got ta use the condom.My penis so small, condom dont fit well, is difficult. > > 
 
 < < What a pity, > > Keqiang say, < < I wan na try help you, but China dont need such the small condom, maybe I call India, ask they ex port you some the very smaller condom? > > 
 
 < < Thank u, > > Abe say, look forward 10,20 second the sex with barren wife.
