[ WP ] Aliens come to Earth in hoping to wipe us out and take over the planet , but are honorable and gives us a fighting chance . They announce they will return in 100 years so as to give Earth a chance to prepare and defend itself . Neither side expected what the other would bring to war

What can I say. The aliens showed up and everyone pretty much lost their collective minds at the same time. Our initial weapons rush just got knocked out of the skies. Our infrastructure collapsed inside of an hour with their targeted emp pulse weapons. 
 
 They said we could have a second chance. They would be back in a hundred years. What was left of the rest of us at the time, lost the rest of our collective minds for a bit longer. All the rules and boundaries went out the window. The extremists had a short field day. Then the rest of us calmed back down. Then we collectively became angry. Humans at best are usually sociable and polite, but we are very poor losers. 
 
 Well it took a couple of years to get setup again. Not the entire infrastructure had collapsed, just a good part of all the electrical, oil, and natural gas distribution. But it had been enough to shut down the rest for awhile. We lost quite a few electrical generators and some nuclear power plants. No Fukushima's and no Chernobyl's. Staff had been quick on hand and go the rods down manually. We lost some staff to radiation though. We honor them still to this day. 
 
 One world coalition is what we came up. Terram Novam. A couple of years of back and forth, a lot of sharing and a lot heavy lifting. Then we did what we did best. Make things better and worse. Well for awhile at least. The eggheads were given almost free reign. You will need to take a tour of the back side of the moon one day. Smiley face and all. 
 
 Now, you really need to understand a couple of things. During the chaos that was the first decade, some little f*cker managed to program a little interface between Watson, Siri, and Google. They also tapped into some of the back ends from China, Russia, USA, and a couple of United Europe nations. Sorry, back ends. Definition: the computer networks, the super computers and clusters that were connected by Old Earth governments. Well it had an unindented effect. The programmer started getting them to talk to each other, the programmer stirred a little, and then they started learning on their own quietly. You must understand, old rivalries die hard even under threat of aliens, and fiedoms do n't get given up easily. 
 
 The eggheads. Given an unmuzzled free reign came up with weapon after weapon, theory after theory, and down the rabbit hole we all went. Unbridled leaps in every field imaginable and new ones became born every 3 months. One of them was practical FTL travel. The next was multipler FTL travel. We could jusmp to Alpha Centari in just under a month. It wound up being called IFTL, Inverted Faster Than Light travel. A bubble within a bubble, without the very worst of the aging effects. 
 
 Then we come to Zga. Zga was a 14 year old unknown genius. She took a phone camera, a piece of chaulk, and spent three hours going through Hawkin's black hole theory, crossed over to Einstein-Rosen bridge, and the new FTL flight theories. Then posted it to the new uTube. It did n't get a lot of press or views at first. But an AI took an interest and forwarded it to some eggheads with direct questions. Zga did end her video with, `` This is how it is supposed to work at least, but I just do n't know about the practical side.'' Well most of the eggheads looked at it and scoffed at the idea. One did n't. Matt. Matt went through the entire video 4 times and then wrote it out on paper twice. The math was correct with no holes. Matt and Zga were published in iScience after careful reviews, but the math still held up. Then her video became more popular. 
 
 The question from WSG to the eggheads was, `` How do you move an entire solar system?'' The theory was sound, but the ``... not sure about the practical side'' took a lot more effort. 5 years of heavy work and more theories, testing, building, moving, and more testing. When it was all done, Sol had one less planet. We offically were an 8 planet system. Pluto took one for the team. 
 
 We still built our weapons, our ships, and had our backup plans. Another 5 years of building and moving. Ceres was mined out along with 75 % of the asteriod belt, Jupiter had a lot less gas, Mars used to be red, and Venus did n't glow as bright in the dark at night. Everything was in place. Then we waited, planned, revised, and practiced elsewhere. Poor Pluto, it did n't just take one for the team. It kept taking it for the team. 
 
 At year 90 ( ish? ), we sent our message to them to come to us, we were tired of waiting. We politely asked for their surrender and for no further aggression from either of us. They sent an Ambassador to simply say no. We disabled their drive and weapons and had them sit in orbit. 
 
 Now class HER-IFTL was implemented that day. We popped our solar system out of place and onto another galaxial spiral arm. We left in place the Sol Black Hole. 2 days later operation Smush-em went into effect. You must understand we then popped the aliens solar system onto the edge of SBH-1 and then pointed it back to it's original reference point, ABH-1. Well a little to the side at least. The alien's solar system would be continuously shot back through a continuouse black hole system. On a positive foot note, Pluto was added to the alien solar system just last week, we believe we might get the alien homeworld and Pluto to colide sometime in the next 50 cycles or so. Humans, we do n't like to lose. 
 
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