[ WP ] A man wakes up from a coma to find out he has won a truly limitless supply of bananas and that his only remaining living family member is a Penguin .

ALEX: `` So Johnny, why are you a penguin?'' 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: `` I was good friends with a necromancer.'' 
 
 ALEX: `` Necrowhat now? Wait - how long was I out?'' 
 
 ** [ Penguin Johnny looks at his watch ] ** 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: [ pause ]... Thirty-nine years. 
 
 ALEX: [ stares in disbelief ] 
 
 ALEX: That still does n't explain why you're a penguin. 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: I just told you, I knew a Necromancer in my past life and she reincarnated me as a penguin. 
 
 ALEX: That does n't even make sense! The last thing I remember was gay-marriage being legalized! You're telling me Necromancers started to exist since I've been out? 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: Yes. 
 
 ALEX: Oh, okay. 
 
 ** [ silence ] ** 
 
 ** [ Alex picks his nose ] ** 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: Really dude? 
 
 ALEX: Dude I've been in a coma for thirty-nine years. Theres a lot of buildup. 
 
 ** [ Alex continues picking his nose in silence ] ** 
 
 ALEX: So... do you like bananas? 
 
 PENGUIN JOHNNY: Nope, hate em. 
 
 ALEX: Yeah... I'm allergic. 
 

