[ WP ] Humans are successful partly because we 're omnivores and this holds true on the galactic scale as well . In the future humans have quickly become feared throughout the Milky Way as our soldiers are ready to eat almost anything ... or anyone .

What the fuck do you think you ’ re doing? 
 
 
 There was a slight hesitancy to his response: I ’ m uh, well I ’ m eating a carrot. 
 
 
 Holy mother of God that is the most disgusting thing I ’ ve ever seen in my entire goddamn life. I ’ ve been on the front lines of innumerable battles, and nothing has ever made my stomach churn like it did just this moment! 
 
 
 Once again, there was a slight hesitancy to his response: Well, uh, I mean, I ’ m pretty hungry and this field is full of carrots. 
 
 
 Yes we know this entire field is full of carrots, do you think this entire battalion is full of goddamn imbeciles? It ’ s just that no one in their right mind looked down at the ground and thought: huh well I ’ m gon na pull this sentient being, with its long cultural heritage. With its family, its life ahead of it, and take a bite out of its goddamn head! 
 
 
 There was a long pause: Uh, well I mean, hmm. I didn ’ t know that. I mean on Earth they ’ re just vegetables. 
 
 
 Of course they ’ re just vegetables! But that doesn ’ t mean they don ’ t fall under the Intergalactic Conventions for Wartime Conduct. They have struggled long enough getting their name out of the gutter, we can ’ t just go around chomping off their heads! We can ’ t afford new enemies at this point! 
 
 
 He looked at the ground with equal parts remorse and incredulity. Dropping the corpse of the recently decapitated community leader, the orange bodied, Vitamin A Certified father of three. A pause so long that this time he was interrupted before he could get a word out. 
 
 
 Alright boys, let ’ s leave this sick fuck behind to dwell on his war crimes. We ’ re off for some good ol ’ wholesome rape and pillaging! C ’ mon! 

