[ WP ] Short story about an `` Accidental Sandwich ''

*Read this in an old southern mans voice* 
 
 Derek was a king among us Bounty Hunters. In 1853, he'd killed so many criminals that summer it was unbelievable, the body count was rumored to be in the 70's, but you ca n't believe everything that you hear, can ya? 
 
 I saw him riding through my town once, he's was going to the Sheriff's Office to show him he'd caught a few fugitives and was ready to collect his bounty. He was riding a horse, right down Main Street, and his horse was pulling a cart full of them there bodies. 
 
 He had them stacked all neat like, kind of like, like a Sandwhich. He probably did n't mean to stack them bodies that way, prolly was an accident, so it was more of an accidental sandwich to me. At least, that's what the town folks called it. 
 

