[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

History classes were always my favourite. I loved the renaissance particularly. It was all gorgeous paintings and poetry. Grand depictions of heaven as this cloud filled place with flying children, and hell as a fiery pit full of red skinned monsters. 
 
 Well imagine my delight when we found out it was all true. The visions these artists had were direct from the source - they had been there. Turns out every so often, the doors between the three realms open for heaven and hell to engage in warfare over humanity. 
 
 Last time had been a stalemate, with human society left untouched by the armies. This time it was clear we would n't be so lucky. Both teams were coming harder than ever before. This was it. Both wanting to claim humanity or die trying. 
 
 Except... 
 
 The paintings were seriously right on the nose. Not even joking. Everything from the soldiers to the weapons. 
 
 And you know what there is n't a whole lot of in renaissance paintings? 
 
 AK-47s. 
 
 And tanks. 
 
 And nuclear missiles. 
 
 So yeah, humanity fought back with full force. We originally expect to side with `` The Big G'', what with him being our creator and all. Turns out he's a complete dick though. The flooding of the earth? Drunken accident. The Ten Plagues of Egypt? Also a drunken accident. Jesus? Well you get the idea. Basically the dude has a drinking problem and a shitty tendency to take it out on us. He's been alright for the last millenia, but he's honestly just unpleasant to be around. 
 
 Satan was a lot nicer than any of us expected, but turns out he's also really racist. Has some unresolved issues with the Chinese. We did n't question it, and we did n't ally with him either. 
 
 All of that left us in an odd ( though comfortable ) position - enough firepower to blow up heaven and hell, and no reason not to. So we put it to a vote. Every human gets a say in what we do with our power. Personally I'll be voting to bring back some dead artists and musicians.
