[ WP ] Just tell me a normal story . A normal human on normal earth doing normal things . But throw in a big fucking real dragon in there somewhere .

'Son of a bitch'' she thought, `` the bastard took the last Keurig pod, what a crummy roommate... well off to the grocery store''. As she walked around the apartment she went ahead and made a list, eggs, skim milk, cheese, those yummy chocolate stick things `` I think they are Japanese'' she thought to herself as she started the laundry. `` Oh and coffee, I almost forgot about the coffee''. As she locked her apartment and put her headphones in the regular sights and smells of the her lower-income neighborhood became overwhelming. 
 
 She started her walk to the corner store Mr. Chou's `` Super-Duper Mart'' and started her playlist. As she rounded the first block the Spice Girls'Wannabe' started playing through the headset. While the smell of sulfur was getting stronger though she ignored it. She waved a friendly hello at Mr. Chou as he was waving rather frantically at her to get her attention and started to shop. 
 
 By the time she was in aisle 5 she had already filled her cart with much more than she originally even went to the store for. `` I'm such and impulsive buyer'' she sighed silently to herself as she put in a packet of saltines in the cart. As she walked up to the counter to play the Violent Femme's'Blister in the Sun' began to start from her playlist. She took out one earphone and smiled politely at Mr. Chou who in his broken English was attempting to tell her something she could n't quite decipher. He sighed and took her money and bagged her items shrugging silently to himself. 
 
 She stuck the headphone back in as she walked out with 4 bags of stuff, and the overwhelming of sulfur came on strong again. As she turned around she was face to face with a 60ft red skinned dragon who peered down on her smoke slowly rising from both of his nostrils. `` Jennifer'' he said, `` I thought you were sick today''. `` Dammit Smokey'' she replied startled `` I just needed a treat-yo-self day, tell Jim I'll be back at work tomorrow''. 
 
 Smokey laughed and said `` Alright, I just saw you while on my lunch break, back to the office for me somones got ta keep those goddamn gargoyles in check''. He flapped his mighty wings and took off back uptown leaving a faint smell of sulfur surrounding Jennifer.
