[ WP ] You find yourself in the desert , suddenly a black box appears in front of you

I was so thirsty. It had been 10 days since the helicopter crashed and 2.5 days since the water ran out. 
 
 As I laid there, dehydrated and hungry in the 110 degree heat, a black box fell from the sky. At this point, my first thought was n't even, `` What's in the box? ``, but rather, `` Can I eat this box?'' 
 
 As I stared at this black box, I noticed a tiny post-it note on the lid. 
 
 I turned over the sticky note and saw it contained a message. 
 
 It read, `` Inside lays the secret for happiness'' 
 
 I started to grim immensely. I just had a good feeling that the contents of this box were going to get me out of this desert. 
 
 I started to open it up slowly.... 
 
 What could it be? Dr.Pepper? Food? Pancakes? Water? A Phone? 
 
 The contents were revealed to be.... 
 
 A TIMESHARE INFORMATION PACKAGE. 
 
 At least the brochure was semi-edible. 
 

