[ WP ] Every day is a different level . Double points on weekends !

I rolled over, peering at my alarm clock through half-open eyes. The time said 8:00, but it felt more like 7. Grunting, I rolled out of bed, turning on the TV as I slowly plodded towards the bathroom. I made a conscious, tired effort to pee as quietly as possible, so I could hear the patch notes. 
 
 ``... lovely Sunday morning. I'm Jack Johnson.'' 
 
 `` And I'm Susan Summers, and this is Patch Notes!'' 
 
 I shifted on the toilet a little as the canned crowd noise interrupted the talk show hosts. At least I was n't late this time, not that it made a difference last time. 
 
 `` Susan, we've got a real hum-dinger of a patch today. Did you see this part about time?'' 
 
 `` I sure did, Jack, and that's where we begin today. Overnight, the dev team was working hard to implement this patch, and one of the biggest changes was to the time system. It's more standardized now, but to make it work, all the clocks were set forward an hour. There's a lot of technical mumbo jumbo here, but the short version is that time is standardized for everyone now!'' 
 
 I chuckled. She always made these changes sound fresh and new, even though the same time patch happened six month ago. 
 
 `` That's pretty heavy stuff, Susan. I guess I'll cover the other major updates. It looks like red has been changed slightly to accommodate the color-blind. Construction workers have been buffed slightly with an increase in the Strength stat. And... oh, it appears that the drop rates of Grandark's Totem from Grandark, Lord of Terror have been increased to 1.5 %. If you live in the Seattle area, expect longer than usual login queues as well as lag spikes in main public areas. For more on the changes to Grandark, we turn to our boss analyst, Chip Bunsman. Chip?'' 
 
 `` Thanks, Jack. Grandark's drop rates were pretty bad, but thankfully, the-'' 
 
 Emerging from the bathroom, I turned the TV off. Another week, another patch without a buff to teachers. Looking out the window, I could already see everyone scrambling to access their cars and log on to the highway. Of course, I did n't care; the Totem had dropped for me three months ago. Normally, I'd spend the day grinding for cosmetics at the mall, but with login queues like this, it was n't worth the effort. Another boring weekend of planning lessons, I guess.
