[ WP ] An Alien Empire invades the Earth . But things go horribly wrong when they realize that of all species on the universe , Humans are the ones with the greatest affinity for war

`` Ho.. HOW?'' The alien stammered out, looking at me as I stood triumphantly over his already failing body. Looking at what was probably his equivalent of puss ooze from his eyes, I figured I'd indulge him. 
 
 `` Simple, our factory farms, while being wonderful for food production, are also perfect biological weapons factories. I simply had everyone take off their masks, and put on a good face. You just assumed that it was safe.'' 
 
 The creature's eyes began writhing in its face, indicating to me that it could n't understand me anymore. Pity, I was hoping to tell him how his three lackeys died. 
 
 The first two that I'd met came to my home, demanding that I take them to our leader, that our planet was to be annexed to a being named Frieza. Too bad they took those celebratory drinks. And joined in that hookah. I'd hoped that they'd drink and smoke themselves into a stupor but apparently THC is super nerve gas where they're from because they were dead in seconds. 
 
 The military showed up a few minutes later, somewhat shocked at how I managed to kill two aliens in two hours. 
 
 To be fair, the one they encountered took half that many minutes to subdue and that was because apparently the president carries a can of mace. I still ca n't believe that bullets do n't work on them, but the universe is full of strange things. 
 
 This was n't the end though, we'd already started making working replicas of all their tech. One of the prototype reactors had actually outperformed the one that NASA built it from. Then they used it to test an RKM. 
 
 Funny, we thought that the 1507 kg projectile going.9999 C would n't go through Charon but it blew up Pluto too. At least our solar system was actually 8 planets now, much like Frieza's soon would be. 
 
 RKM: Relativistic Kill Missile
