[ WP ] A pair of terrorists are about to hijack a plane when unrelated issues threaten to crash it .

It was time, I nodded to my compatriot across the aisle and we both stood up. 
 
 `` Nobody move, this is a hijacking'' I pointed the my smuggled gun straight up. My compatriot did the same, only to be jumped by one of the passengers. He fired two rounds into the passenger and I cursed as the other passengers began to panic. 
 
 Strangely enough, something to calm the passengers down came from the annoying ding noise of the announcement system. 
 
 `` Uhh... This is your captain speaking'' 
 
 The passengers looked at us, and my compatriot nodded before I started to move towards the cockpit. 
 
 `` I have turned on the fasten seatbelt sign because our autopilot has just stopped working.'' 
 
 I was now in the first class area of the plane, almost to the cockpit, and waving my gun at those who thought to investigate the shots convinced those people to get out of my way. 
 
 `` And I regret to inform you that I do n't actually know how to fly this plane. The copilot and I are just people they pay minimum wage to sit here while the autopilot does the work.'' 
 
 Those who looked like they were considering resisting my takeover attempt stopped before they all began screaming. I quickly moved to the door to the cockpit. 
 
 `` Let me in, I can fly this plane'' 
 
 `` Who are you?'' asked someone from the cockpit. I assumed must be the copilot. 
 
 `` I came to hijack the plane. I can fly it'' 
 
 `` Well I'm not letting you in here now.'' 
 
 Several passengers and the stewardess nearest to me looked at me after this announcement, then when the plane lurched they all stood and joined me in attacking the door. 
 
 The godforsaken announcement ding noise happened again and I wondered what the so called pilot had to say now. 
 
 `` We are now in an uncontrolled descent at a rapid rate so I have turned off the no smoking sign.... soooo Smoke'em if you got'em.''
