[ WP ] Write me something that hit me right in the feels , but in the very end add a plot twist for a comedy ending .

You jog down the road with the love of your life in front. Their hair bouncing with each stride. Flashing you a perfect smile, they give a little wink as well. 
 
 Without even knowing it you hear a screech and a White Mercedes slams into them. 
 You gasp and stare in shock, before your feet unconsciously move you closer to your struck loved one. 
 
 They are spasming on the ground, writhing in pain as their blood shot eyes stare into yours. You stare in disbelief as tears well into your eyes. You scoop them up into your arms as they quiver in pain. uncontrollable spasms rock their body as their broken mind misfires into their limbs. 
 
 They try to speak, and you get closer, but the only thing that comes out is a cough of thick frothy blood. Your Tears are becoming streams and sobs becoming wails. You scream in frustration, and heart-wrenching, gut-shredding sorrow. They try to speak again, but you barely hear them over your the sobs wracking your body. 
 
 After a nasty convulsion, your beloved partner, with their last fleeting breath, rasps in your ear; `` Still better than sex with you.''
