[ WP ] The world has finally agreed on a universal language , but every word must now have a definitive pronunciation . You are the lead lawyer in the heated battle of `` potato v. potato ''

`` Your honor, the defense will prove beyond a doubt that the correct pronumciation of potato is, in fact, potato. We have extensive historical records. We have the history of the language down to the last letter, Shakespeare, the Irish government behind us, hundreds of experts...'' 
 
 `` Objection your honor! Just on opening statements and already he is disregarding the proud Latvian people!'' 
 
 `` Sustained. I will ask you to refrain from bringing independent governments into this.'' 
 
 `` Understood, your honor. In closing, we will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt with a mountain of evidence and finally bring to a close this topic.'' 
 
 `` Thank you. Plaintiff, you have the bench'' 
 
 
 `` Thank you, your honor. The defense will show you all of this evidence, historical records, and all of that. But the defense refuses to acknowledge the world we live in now. Based on current language habits, sociological evidence, and more, we will prove that as the world has changed, so must we. Just as in the case of GIF vs GIF'' 
 
 I gripped my briefcase with fury. `` OBJECTION! Your honor, the plaintiff refuses to-'' 
 
 `` That is enough! The case of GIF-'' 
 
 `` It is not settled in many circle! Sure, the opinion may be of a minority but-'' 
 
 `` The defense will control themselves or he will be removed from the room and held in contempt of court!'' 
 
 `` It is not over for us! It is prounounced GIF!'' 
 
 `` That is quite enough!'' 
 
 `` I will rot in hell before I accept this so called court's ruling on the matter!'' 
 
 `` Bailliff! Remove him!'' 
 
 `` You can not silence us all! It is GIF! GIF! Just like the peanut butter!'' 
 

