[ WP ] The people of New York have gotten used to the constant Alien invasions , monster attacks and other supernatural disasters . You 're a New Yorker narrating a normal day .

Omg im a new yorker right and omg these aliens keep invading us! These monster attacks keep fucking us in our ass! And other supernatural disasters too. Im a new yorker narrating a normal day. 
 
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