[ WP ] A priest , a rabbi , and an imam walks into a bar . The bartender is God .

`` I've been expecting you three. Please take a seat'' says God as the three approach in awe and in desbelief. He places three empty glasses in front of the three and quickly turns to the wall behind him to pick out some beverages. 
 
 The rabbi, priest and imam look at each other and take a seat on the stools. God pours some beer in the priest's glass, some red wine in the rabbi's glass and some water in the imam's glass. 
 
 `` Thank you God, thank you very much'' the three tell God. 
 
 `` You're welcome, but please, call me...'' 
 
 God does n't get to finish his sentence because the priest interrupts and shouts out `` Jesus! His name is Jesus!'' 
 
 The rabbi and the imam look at each other. 
 
 `` No, actually his name is Allah!'' says the imam. 
 
 `` I do n't think so, his name is too Holy to pronounce, but in this case I'll tell you. God's name is neither Jesus nor Allah. His name is YHWH, pronounced Yaweh'' says the rabbi. 
 
 God looks at the three and chuckles. 
 
 `` So is this what you three do? Come into a bar and try to give the bartender a name? Do n't you think that's a bit rude? I was about to tell you my name when I was interrupted. But it's to be expected. I'll begin to ellaborate why I was expecting you three.'' 
 
 The three begin to feel a bit uneasy. FOr their entire lives they thought they knew who God was, but it turns out they do n't even know his name. 
 
 [ someone can finish the rest ]
