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As Jonathan sat on ice cream sandwiches, surrounded by ice cream sandwiches and eating ice cream sandwiches he looked around with a sigh. `` Stephen is going to get in serious shit for this.'' he said to himself sadly but with a slice of hidden glee. 
 
 He unwrapped another sandwich hopelessly and his phone rang, as he unearthed under a pile of ice cream sandwiches he read `` Guess what I'm getting you for christmas! -Stephen'' in large letters on the screen. Jonathan did n't bother responding, as he sat there in the freezer rubbing his arms he knew it would be more ice cream sandwiches. 
 
 He thought back to what seemed like ages ago, when he was allowed clothes and had normal christmases. Did he prefer this eternal limbo of ice cream? He did n't know, he felt as if his brain was as frozen as the very material making up his creamy throne. How long had it been now? 5 years? 10 years? Maybe the frosty chocolate dairy was slowing down time itself, for Jonathan had lost all sense of it. 
 
 
 Suddenly, a bright light pierced his eyes! The chocolate chip apocalypse has arrived! Will it deliver him from his prison? As his eyes grew adjusted the form of a bearded man slowly appeared, blocking the light. `` Who... Who're you?'' Jonathan choked out. The man stepped forward so Jon could see him clearly and he gasped. Stephen looked at him with a puzzled expression `` Jonathan! What re you doing without your clothes on!? What happened to the ice cream?! You were n't answering my text! I leave you in the bloody freezer for 10 minutes and you go fucken mental!'' 
 
 Promptickle: **As I walked home with my shopping bag brimming with tomatoes I noticed Bill Clinton driving a large truck filled with refrigerators. **
