[ WP ] It turns out dogs are fully literate and can also speak , humans just do n't know . What does a conversation between two dogs sound like after they 're left outside of a store and read the `` No Dogs Allowed '' sign ?

Fuffleduddle was staring at the intimidating red letters. 
 
 > No Dogs Allowed 
 
 `` Can you believe this?'' 
 
 She stared at the Bulldog, awaiting his response. 
 
 The animal's snout slowly turned towards the glaring grey sign. 
 
 `` Nothing special, I suppose this is usual.'' 
 
 `` How could you say that!'' 
 
 The little toy poodle spoke with a high-pitched insulted voice, in contrast to the slow and calm voice of the Bulldog she just met. 
 
 `` Do n't you think, that it is normal for us dogs not to enter a supermarket. It is n't particularly hygienic for us dogs to enter a place filled with food.'' 
 
 `` And now your insulting my hygiene. Sir I can assure you that my coat is brushed every hour by the best of the best.'' 
 
 All she got back was an empty glare, 
 
 `` I am of a noble breed!'' 
 
 `` Sure.'' 
 
 The Bulldog responded without a care in the world. This only angered Fluffleduddle. 
 
 `` If you do n't believe me, ask my owner, ask my associates, if you're even clean enough to be in their presence!'' 
 
 She smiled with arrogance, thinking she made a competent insult. 
 
 `` I believe you.'' 
 
 The bulldog was actually genuine, but in the ears of the poodle this was nothing more than plain-old sarcasm. 
 
 `` How... Dare... You!''
