[ WP ] The year is 2097 . You are a human-resources professional at a megacorporation . You have been tasked with composing a memorandum to the staff about something extremely mundane but , bewilderingly , of great importance to the higher-ups .

30/3/97 
 
 FROM: //Angela Detriawan, Ph.D, Human Resources, Atalanti Corp. 
 
 TO: //All Atalanti Corp. EMPLOYEES 
 
 SUBJ: //Year 2097 Q2 memo 
 
 Good evening, compatriots, 
 
 We've had thus far a great year, and we're leading up to an amazing closure of our first quarter. Myself and the higher-ups who reside in the Atalanti Tower are insanely proud to be employed here, and you know that's thanks to the employees. 
 
 Which, not to brag, also includes us. But that's something else. 
 
 In a few days we'll begin our Q2 and if what we accomplished last quarter can be replicated, they'll sing legends about us. We're all pulling our weight, and this machine has a lot of gears, switches, and pumps that all have to work in concert. You've pulled it off before, I'm sure you can do it again. 
 
 One last thing... the big wigs at the top of the tower have been on me for weeks to include in the memo: 
 
 `` Towels are for drying things.'' 
 
 I have no idea what it means. I guess if it applies to you, you'll get it.
