[ wp ] you live in a world where everyone gets to pick what `` mode '' they want to play on : easy , normal , hard , or expert . You are a man who is trying to get along in life on expert mode .

Most people go the easy road. It's in most people's nature to free load. Few people go medium... Uh, looking for a little work, and every once in a while somebody looking for a challenge or trying to punish themselves for... whatever reason goes the hard road. Me... Uh, I picked expert. Sorry, I'm a little distracted, quite frankly you are n't the most important thing in my plate right now. Most people ca n't begin to imagine what expert is like, so to put in terms you might relate to, it's, uh... We'll have you ever seen the matrix? I have n't, ai n't got time for that shit, but basically I took the red pill, and... Uh, and all this shit I've got to deal, you're oblivious to it. Puzzles and impossible problems just to get cereal in the morning. Ca n't use the front door either, that's just be too easy. Avoid windows... And uh.. Yeah. Kind of entertaining though. Like I'm on a whole other plateau of reality. Would n't ever do it any other way. But when I finally get around to those pearly end gates, man... The achievements, the score... I'm gon na be a legend. 

