[ WP ] Think of any object you want . Then read the text .

Y'know, maybe I should n't have broken into this ancient temple and stolen this artifact. Nah, where would the fun be in that? 
 
 Admittedly, it is just a *little* inconvenient that I'm being attacked by a group of assholes also trying to get it. I yell over to them from behind cover. 
 
 `` Finders keepers, asshats!'' 
 
 I fired off four shots from my revolver. Or, tried to at least. After the third all I got was a clicking noise. 
 
 `` Shit, out of ammo,'' I grunted under my breath. I examine the artifact I had just stol- I mean, found. 
 
 The key was about five inches long, and glistened in what little light was getting down here underground. This is it, I thought. Then I had a flashback, a scene from a webseries I used to watch. 
 
 *'' So it is a sword. It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations. `` * 
 
 *'' Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death. `` * 
 
 I had an idea. It's normally not a good thing when I have an idea, but here goes. 
 
 I grasped the key tight in my grip, stood up, vaulted over the crumbling wall I was using as cover, and just fuckin' bolted straight at the leader of this group of mercs firing at me. 
 
 While I was running, I got shot a few times, but I did n't care. Most of the shots just grazed me anyways. 
 
 When I finally got up to him, I shoved the key right into his chest. When it should have stopped, it went right through him. Everything seemed to stop for a moment. 
 
 The silence was broken when suddenly a giant goddamn door popped up behind the guy, opened up revealing an empty black void, what appeared to be the guy's soul come out of his body, go into the door while screaming, the door closing, and the guy's body falling to the ground. 
 
 I turned around to face the rest of the mercs, and proceeded to yell, 
 
 `` Who said do n't bring a key to gunfight?'' 
 
 The mercenaries proceeded to run for their lives. 
 
 `` Well, they said it could unlock anything, and they were pretty spot on,'' I said while smiling, pocketing the artifact.
