[ WP ] Making Breakfast for for the Shits

Stronka. He walken in and gone done be angered. No set up for the eat at day meet. `` Where ma fuh?'' him exclaim. `` Not here now'' say mate Kronka, 
 `` We gone plan special sometime, we go water hunt.'' 
 
 They go down meet lake, sit at fish spot. `` Spot no good today, where waffle?'' say Stronka. `` Sit and wait, you see'' say Kronka. 
 
 Big wave come, wash up fish bits. Stronka and Kronka eat given tide. 
 
 `` This be good, water give lots!'' say they. 
 
 They not notice big nuclear power plant nearby. 
 
 After sex time, Stronka notice he feeling weird. 
 
 `` Uh oh, me not ready'' he say suddenly. 
 
 `` You go?'' ask Kronka. 
 
 `` I go-'' and before they know, Stronka go. 
 
 Now under muddy cover, they say together: 
 
 `` Seriously, how are we supposed to live in a world that contaminates our food sources, hides the truth about the manufacturing process of essential items, and then flat out lies when they advertise these things as some sort of bonafide interpretation of their real recipes.''
