[ WP ] It 's the zombie apocalypse , and you are a vegetarian zombie .

I struggled to open my eyes, stiff and caked with blood. Everything seemed dim, murky, slow... where was the rest of my leg? It did n't really seem to matter, and I wondered if it mattered that it did n't matter. 
 
 Then I saw it, and instantly all thoughts were overwhelmed by desires to sink my frankly loose and mushy teeth into its mushy softness. To tear it apart, and bathe in its insides like some Bacchic orgy. I struggled to rise from floor, each move a stilted gesture. My right side was n't responding, so I glanced down and noticed the absence of my liver and several ribs. Did n't I use to have a liver and all my ribs? 
 
 It did n't matter though. I finally heaved myself to my feet and began the slow and steady journey to the object of my hunger. There it sat, all dressed up in shiny cellophane finery. I raised a quivering hand towards it, and using all my might I intoned, 
 
 `` GRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!''
