[ WP ] A supervillain is depressed . To cheer him/her up , the superhero lets the supervillain be the hero for a day .

`` You ca n't be *fucking* serious...'' 
 
 `` Sorry sir, but he's on his way in right now! He's taken out the majority of our security and --'' *BOOM* 
 
 The vault door blasted open, and out through the smoke came that fucking asshole who ruins everything, every time... 
 
 `` What the hell do you want now, man?'' 
 
 `` I just got intel saying that you were about to discharge a freaking death ray! What the fuck do you think I'm here for?,'' the hero said to me. 
 
 `` *sigh*... Um yeah, the control panel is just to your right if you want to take a look at it.'' 
 
 ``... okaaaay?'' The hero walked over to the panel, looking a bit confused at what I just said. 
 
 `` Yeah man, just hit the self destruct button. It's that big red square one'' I pointed nonchalantly over to the button. `` It should fry all the circuits and make it inoperable.'' 
 
 ``... You sure?... You're not gon na like, try and stop me?'' 
 
 `` What's the fucking point, man? It's not like we have n't done this 4 times this month already.'' 
 
 `` Well, I was just saying --'' 
 
 `` Every *fucking* time, dude... Do you know how much money I invest in this hobby? And you just come along and fuck everything up at the last fucking minute. I'm sick of it...'' 
 
 ``... I mean, it just part of the job, it's not like I --'' 
 
 `` And these useless fucking guards. We go over it every project: do n't talk about anything with your families! Next thing you know, their wives find out during dinner time or some shit, and they got ta tell everyone because'Oh my god, my husband is working on a death ray project! He's so cool!''' 
 
 `` aaaaah... So that's how Stacey knew...'' 
 
 `` Yeah'' I said, starting to get pissed. `` But anyways, hurry up with your shenanigans so I can get the hell out of here.'' 
 
 `` What were you going to shoot anyway?'' 
 
 `` We were going to blast a crater into the moon and harvest some of the space rubble for a new project, but it does n't fucking matter any more: this project failed, so I guess it's back to the chalkboard...'' 
 
 `` You were n't even planning to destroy the whole moon?'' 
 
 `` Hell no! Why the fuck would would I do that?'' 
 
 He hesitated ``... Do you want to fire the death ray?'' 
 
 ``... You're messing with me right?'' There's no way he's being serious right now. 
 
 `` I mean, if the moon is n't being destroyed and this will help you keep on doing evil things, I guess it's a win-win for us.'' 
 
 `` What the hell are you talking about?'' *I* was the one starting to get confused 
 
 `` If this helps you with your future projects, it'll keep me in a job! It's not like anyone ever uses the moon anyway. Plus, to be honest with you, I've kinda always wanted to see one of these things fired too.'' 
 
 `` Um... Sure? I guess?'' I walked over to the panel. 
 
 `` Alright, let's do this!'' the hero sounded more excited that I was... 
 
 `` Are you sure your command is alright with this?'' I started charging the ray gun and it began to hum progressively louder 
 
 `` Meh, this mission was put together pretty fast. To be honest, I do n't even think they expected me to succeed in the first place.'' 
 
 `` Well... Alrighty then. The gun is charged up and ready to fire! Cover your ears! It's going to be loud!!'' I pressed the fire button. 
 
 A computer voice started counting down. `` Firing in 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. --'' 
 
 Wow, this is actually happening! I might be able to give my guards a Christmas bonus this year! 
 
 `` 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.'' 
 
 All you could hear was the screeching sound of the gamma pulse blasting off into space, and you could see the space rubble flying out from the moon traveling through the night sky... It was glorious.
