[ EU ] Ron Swanson needs a new office supply company . Michael Scott brings Jim and Dwight with him to the pitch .

“ Good afternoon, gentlemen ” Ron stated with stoic expression, and a tone so direct, Jim thought that he detected a hint of sarcasm. “ I ’ ve invited you here only because I have been more annoyed by the requests of Leslie Knope, than I have been by our office supply problems…which actually aren ’ t even proBLEMS AT ALL! DAMMIT LESLIE, you know I can see you! 
 
 A small blonde woman poked her head out from behind the coat rack in the corner of the office. Smiling she nodded her head, said “ Oh! Hi! Sorry! ” halfway laughing, gave a wave, and pranced out of the room. 
 
 “ I knew she was there the whole time ”, Dwight remarked. “ Would you like me to search the rest of the office Michael?. Dwight rose and began strolling round Ron ’ s office. “ Who knows what sort of spy could be listening from THIS!? ” Dwight shouted as he knocked the lamp off of Ron ’ s Desk. 
 
 “ NO, DWIGHT! ” Michael shouted. “ Just Sit. ” “ SitDownSitDownSitDown! ” 
 
 Jim stares at the camera, wide eyed and expressionless. 
 
 “ If you could please refrain from destroying my personal property for the rest of this meeting, I will be extremely grateful ” stated Ron, in a displeased tone. 
 
 “ Yes, I am here to serve ” said Michael, “ Jim and Dwight will not damage anything else ”. 
 
 “ Haven ’ t damaged anything ” Jim said with a surprised look on his face. 
 
 “ Yeah, …except for Pam ’ s and Roy ’ s life ” quirked Dwight. 
 
 Before Jim could respond, Ron spoke up. “ Mr. Scott, we require paper. Regular paper that will fit in a regular envelope when it is folded ”. 
 
 Smiling, Michael said “ Great we can a truck out as soon as Thursday. How many cases do you need? ” 
 
 “ This is moving way too fast ” Ron said disappointedly. 
 
 “ Thats what she said! ” Michael shouted with an open faced grin. 
 
 Dwight leaned over to Jim “ I think thats what they all said to him. ” 
 
 “ I like for government work to take as long as possible ” Ron smiled. “ We ’ ve only been out of paper for two weeks, lets put off that shipment at least another month ”. 
 
 Leslie popped her head in from around the corner “ Ron, we need paper now, today, two weeks ago. How am I ever going to finish and submit my proposal for the beautification of Pawnee swimming hole? ” 
 
 “ You insufferable woman. ” 
 
 “ You don ’ t mean that ” Leslie grinned with her head tilted to the side. 
 
 “ Send the paper out as soon as you can ” Ron sighed. 
 
 “ Great ” Jim began, “ We should talk pricing, because you can get better rates depending on how much paper you order. ” 
 
 “ Correct Jim ”, said Michael “ for every order of twenty cases we can give you a bulk discount of ” 
 
 “ FIVER PERCENT! ” Dwight interrupted holing up his hand to show the number 5 while giving a wink to Jim and Michael. 
 
 “ We ’ ll take two orders of nineteen cases each ” Ron grinned. 
 
 “ You don ’ t want the discount? ” Dwight asked confused. 
 
 “ Let this be a lesson to you of how much government is a waste of tax payer dollars ” 
 
 
 First time. Please excuse grammatical errors and past/present tense. I have no idea what I'm doing.
