[ WP ] Your only life purpose is to exterminate mankind . But unfortunately , you are just a mushroom .

( Mission report: 01-24-28 ) 
 
 Filthy. Disgusting. Idiotic. 
 
 These are the traits I think best describe humans, This is from the months of studying them and their behaviors, their vile, greedy, and self-centered behaviors. I am done with waiting for them to die out, I will imitate their destruction myself. Even though l am a mere fungus, I have more control then they think I have. 
 
 My plan is simple, Find a small woodland creature that is allergic to my highly toxic spores, And release a small cloud of speed for it to breathe, then feast on it's corpse. That should be enough energy to allow me a small ability to move. I will report back at a later date when this part of the plan is done 
 
 ( Mission report: 03-01-28 ) 
 
 The plan was successful! I have finally obtained movement, a small field mouse approached too close and inhaled my spore cloud, I took some time to digest it, but it became easier as it decomposed, I also seeded more spores to grow up and help me. I am moving along a road, slowly as this message is being composed. I will move on to bigger pray so I can eventually start eliminating the vile scourge known as the human race. 
 
 ( Mission report: 03-09-28 ) 
 
 A huge stroke of luck has been bestowed upon me by the universe, as I was waiting for a rabbit to come within range, a fox pounced on it, coming within range. As it collapsed to the floor I moved to them and started the process of digestion, faster, this time. I am close to a small town and with these new nutrients, and my previous allies moving to the leftovers of my lucky kill we will make short work of this town and grow exponentially... 
 
 ( Mission report: 03-16-28 ) 
 
 My allies and I have decimated the town of bald apes, as we absorbed a single human we all became bipedal, any ones we did not absorb we seeded more spores in to, half of the group is heading the other direction with one of their combustion based vehicles, the rest is being lead by me, we have taken a vehicle they refer to as a `` Greyhound'' I recognized it's capacity and immediately seized it for my expanding squadron. I will report back with notable progress. 
 
 ( Mission report: 4-12-28 ) 
 
 We have decimated half of the continent, killing and planting in humans. They had their army equipped with respirators, A pitiful attempt to stump us. I can say, we made short work of them. When we do n't have enough humans to create large numbers the whole squadron releases a large cloud of spores to kill and decompose anything compatible within a half-mile radius, this strategy has shown viable with our ranks increasing by the minute, We are learning their technology. It will only be a matter of time until we spread globally. This is where the hardest part starts, I will only report when the job is finally done...
