[ WP ] You have been kicked out of the afterlife for breaking a very important rule.What did you do ?

Well... never thought I'd be here again. 
 
 So, if you did n't know, apparently you ca n't fuck God's sister. Should've checked on that before. 
 
 Oh what, you did n't know there was an afterlife? 
 
 Of course there is! Let me tell you all about it, mon ami! 
 
 So get this, I'm literally in *fucking Heaven*, like Pearly Gates, white clouds the whole 9 yards, yeah? 
 
 And I'm talking to this old geezer at this lectern in front of the entrance, looked so old he could fart out dirt, ya know? 
 
 And he says to me in this **really** annoying voice like a PA system from Hell ( lol get it, Hell? I'm a comedian ), he says to me, `` **THOU SHALT NOT PASSETH FORETH BREAKING THE SACREDETH LAWSETH OF THE UNIVERSE**'' or some shit like that, I DONT KNOW, hew was pretty old. 
 
 So I'm like, `` Yo dude, I got here fair and square, whattaya talkin about?''. 
 
 So this geezer points over to a television screen and shows me this girl I boned like a year ago, and he says something like, `` **THE PROGENY OF GOD SHALL NOT BE TAMPERED WITHETH**''. 
 
 And I'm like, `` But are n't all humans God's children? What makes this broad so special?''. 
 
 So the ground starts shaking and everything and Geezer-bot 5000 keeps saying `` **SACRILEGE! SACRILEGE! SACRILEGE! **'' 
 
 So yeah, that's how I got here. Or rather, back here.
