[ WP ] Scientists have solved the mystery of why headphones always tangle , causing huge advances in science/technology .

`` Some say chaos and balance are two different things in life. Chaos brings, the need for order, shouting becomes silent, and ears listen to the wind whispers, becoming studious.'' 
 The Community looked around. Smart figures, they understood but skepticism and curiosity tangoed with their taste buds. No one dropped a drool. Their minds were watering and their mouths dried in the open jaw layout, basking in lecture. 
 `` Ear buds. That's what started it all. We found an algorithm.'' 
 The chit chatter cued in. 
 `` Random, it seems, is not so random. We found it is actually very predictable, inevitable even. And when it became more apparent, I started to laugh. I could n't stop... because I had found God ladies and gentlemen. I found God, turned him into a number and punched him into a calculator.'' 
 The entire room was quiet. The breathing was quiet. You could hear the faint sound of traffic and shuffling. The shuffling of doors opening outside the walls and the civil gallops of dress shoe'd clops panicking with pace. 
 `` Now it is time to say good-bye. I learned that fate dictates ear buds that tangle in our pockets the same way that infinity tangles with space. By giving more length, we change nothing, and time travel becomes irrelevant.'' 
 The researcher began to quiver behind the podium as the walking drew near. 
 `` You cant stop what I just caused.'' 
 The Community members began to buzz and a few stood up. 
 `` Hell on earth. I just caused a war that will kill us all before there is silence. Here they come'' 
 And there they went. Machine gun fire entered the room and took over the algorithm. God was in every bullet.
