[ WP ] An ancient cult preforms a dark ritual in 1914 to summon someone from 100 years in the future . You are that person .

“ God damn it! Stupid game! ” I screamed at my phone. I ’ d been stuck at level 15 on Bubble Witch Saga for three days now, spending half my work day in the toilet, hiding as I plugged away at it. As the screen lit up with a countdown until I got five more tries, I pulled down a wad of toilet paper intending to go back to my desk and fake some more work. 
 As I leaned forward to wipe, I suddenly found myself falling to the side. 
 
 Disorientated, I sat up and pushed away the toilet paper which had somehow unrolled all around. 
 
 _Wait. Those are leaves! _ 
 
 Staring around, it finally dawned on me. I was outside. 
 
 “ Oh crap! ” 
 
 _I died on the toilet! Great. A total bogus Elvis move! _ 
 
 I hit the ground in frustration and finally realized I wasn ’ t alone. Standing around me, a dozen men and women stood in crimson cloaks, faces obscured by the shadow of their hoods. 
 
 “ Um….Hello? ” 
 
 The hooded cabal was silent, but they moved. Huddling together to whisper quietly. With their backs turned, I wiggled my pants back on. Standing to get my belt fastened. 
 
 More presentable, I faced my guardian angels. _Or demons._ “ Excuse, but can you at least tell me if this is Heaven or Hell? And, if you know where James Dean is around. That guy is, you know, like totally my type. ” 
 
 The cabal turned and faced me. “ You have been summoned to help us in our most dire need, ” the lead robed woman spoke. As she did, she pulled aback her hood, allowing me to see her age worn face with what looked like a birth-mark the size of a fist on her check. 
 
 “ Um – what ’ s that now? ” I stammered. 
 
 “ You are from the future, yes. ” 
 
 “ Uh, no. I ’ m from 2014. Was just taking a massive dump when I died and – “ 
 
 “ You didn ’ t die, ” the woman spoke. “ You were simply summon to the past to help us save the world. ” 
 
 “ Uh, what? ” 
 
 “ We are a group of – concerned citizens looking to prevent the fall of the world. A war has begun that will engulf every nation, 
 and may bring ruin upon us all. We need you to help us prevent the end of the world. ” 
 
 “ Uh What? ” 
 
 The woman looked at her comrade. “ We need your knowledge of the future. The year is 1914. We need to know how we can stop this war. ” 
 
 “ What war? ” 
 
 “ Perhaps the war was successful, ” one of the other robes spoke. “ And civilization has ended. Only the most dim of humans now survive? ” 
 
 “ It ’ s a possibility we didn ’ t consider that when we searched – “ 
 
 “ I ’ m not dim! ” I finally caught up to the conversation. “ Apparently I just traveled a hundred years back in time. On a toilet no less! What have you done today!? ” 
 
 The lead woman turned back to me. “ So you can help us!? ” 
 
 “ Umm..sure. ” I pulled out my phone, and pulled up reddit. “ What do you want to know? ” 
 
 “ We need to know the whereabouts of the German – “ 
 
 A Bubblewitch alert popped up. “ 5 Lives! Now you ’ re gon na pay Witch! ” 
 
 All I heard next was “ WITCH HUNTER! ” With the vague impression of a dozen beams of green light jetting from the cabal of robes. 
 
 Surrounded by steam and mist, I clawed my forward. “ Um, guys? Guys? 
 
 A run into someone who doesn ’ t say anything for a moment. “ Excuse me. ” I say. 
 
 “ It ’ s quite alright. I ’ ve been waiting for you. ” 
 
 My heart flutters. “ James! ” 

