[ EU ] Re-write the ending of How I Met Your Mother the way you wanted it to end .

The attack on New York from the Avengers happens. It turns out that Robin is actually an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. One of the weird giant space whale things crashes into Barney's apartment, destroying all of his belongings except for the clothes on his back and the ducky tie. Marshall steals an alien weapon from a recently deceased corpse and attempts to take on the aliens... but he's too drunk and ends up accidentally walking into the portal. The Goliath National Bank building is destroyed by the Hulk. Ted spends the entire time hiding in MacLaren's, drinking beer. Whilst hiding, he meets the mother. Lily singlehandedly kills an entire battalion of aliens, which gets her recruited into the Avengers. 
 
 `` And that, kids, ``, Ted says, `` is the story of how I met your mother''. 
 
 `` Suuuure it is'', the kids reply. 
 
 `` I'm serious'', Ted says, pulling out a scrapbook, `` I have the pictures to prove it''.
