[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

The enormous, shimmery demon bared long fangs and flexed its swollen muscles as it dug its heels into coarse sand. As I beheld it I felt the awesome, animal fear invoked by deep ancestral memories of ancient battles. The demon howled as it swung its battle axe in a wide circle and pointed a grotesque talon at the angel before it. 
 
 In response, the shining angel knelt, monklike, and began to pray. Clad in golden battle armour adourned with glowing sigils, framed by flaming white wings and wielding a huge bronze broadsword, the angel was so bright it was almost unbearable to look at. It was hard to say who was more terrifying: the angel or the demon. As they faced off, the earth began to shake and the air began to crackle with supernatural energy. The demon pawed the ground and charged as the angel rose, adopting a fighting stance and lifting its giant sword high in the air. 
 
 This was going to be epic! 
 
 Tickets for this highly anticipated cage match had gone for as much as $ 1000, but for me that was a steal. The contestants of this fight were two of the most formidable supernatural fighters ever, and in no way was I going to miss it. 
 
 In the blue corner, the Archangel Michael was on a 77-match winning streak and had even single-handedly defeated a horde of 10,000 imps in a pay-per-view special. Over 1 billion sentient beings had tuned in to see that heavenly smackdown. 
 
 And his hellish opponent, the Demonlord Beelzebub, was no slouch. In all his 666 official Supernatural Fighting Championship matches, he had never once been defeated by an angel, and had even gone the distance in a hyped up grudge match against Dwayne `` The Rock'' Johnson. They say only two-time SFC champion Jesus H. Christ can knock him out. 
 
 Yep, ever since we whipped the angels and demons in that cataclysmic war, fight sports have become a lot more interesting.
