[ WP ] An Omnipotent God of Unlimited Power Realizes That There is More to Being a Deity Than Having Powers Unbounded by the Laws of Physics and Logic .

At first it was freeing, limitless, even a little fun. I was special, spectacular, fucking brilliant. Everything you see? That was all me, all mine, my fucking creation. It's amazing, is n't it? 
 
 I'm omnipotent. I'm all-powerful. I'm the motherfucking god, and all you people should cower before me. Why would n't you? I'm pretty damned amazing, are n't I? 
 
 For a while, life was great, awesome, powerful. I was the one, the only one who mattered, and even if people did n't think about me all the time, I could always smite them, could always throw lightning bolts out of my fingers, and all that would be left of them was a pile of blighted, smudging ash. 
 
 I had a castle, once. A castle built out of fucking clouds, all fluff and comfort and pillowy as a fucking feather bed. I had a castle, and servants who would bring me lemonade with the exact right ratio of sweet-to-sour. I was ensconced in a lemony, pillowy slice of heaven, and I did n't give a damn about anything. 
 
 It was perfect. 
 
 I remember when I started to care. There was n't a cataclysm, was n't some epic tale of love that would be foretold in some nonsense book for forever. It was as simple as one midnight, one of those special ones that make the hairs on my back stick up. 
 
 It was midnight, and I could n't understand what any of it was for. You all say that I know what's going on, and sometimes I do, but for the most part I do n't have a fucking clue. What's the point of all this? Why? What am I even doing? Who am I? 
 
 And I could n't come up with an answer. I guess I'm no one, no one in a whole universe of someones, so who's going to give a damn if I'm gone? Who's even going to notice? 
 
 What's the point of omnipotence if there is n't a fucking reason?
