[ WP ] The villain of a Saturday morning cartoon slowly becomes aware of the commercial breaks .

Skelethor: `` Nyyyaaaaaaaaa. I, Skelethor, will finally rid those meddling autobots and their talking dog once and for all! Once I-'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE COMMERCIAL BREAKS~ 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` What the...'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~HEY KIDS! DO YOU LOVE SUGAR PUFFS CEREAL!? ~ 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` What is going on...?'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~WELL NOW WE'VE GOT **MULTICOLORED SPRINKLE CHUNKS** IN EVERY BITE OF SUGAR PUFF CEREAL™~ 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Where am I? Is this some sort of kitchen?'' 
 
 
 Kids: `` Wow! It's like a bite of sprinkle-like chunks, with Sugar Puff™ Flavor!'' 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` I think I'm going to be sick...'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~AND NOW BACK TO THE SHOWWWWW~ 
 
 
 Igthor: `` Maaaaster, where did you run off to?'' 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Someplace... Horrible...'' 
 
 
 Igthor: `` So what was your plan to rid us of those meddlin' autobots?'' 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Yesssssss... So I was thinking that if we could take a super-ray and beam it down to snarf village we could-'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THESE MESSAGES FROM OUR SPONSORS~ 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Oh God, please no...'' 
 
 
 # # # DEEP VOICED NARRATOR 
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 [ Explosion ] 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Nyaaahhh that almost killed me? What the shit?!?'' 
 
 
 # # # DEEP VOICED NARRATOR 
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 **EXTREME! ** 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~And now we're back with Skelethor and the Pussycats! ~ 
 
 
 Igthor: `` Maaaaaaaaster... Where did you go? Are we going to carry on with our plan to stop those meddlin' Autobots and their-'' 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` Nope. I'm done. Done. I'm going to bed. Fuck all of this, I quit.'' 
 
 
 ANNOUNCER 
 ~Coming soon. To a theater near you!... ~ 
 
 
 Skelethor: `` NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO''
