[ WP ] A narcoleptic goalkeeper .

I generally do n't feel national pride, but since I became the starting goalie of my nation, that changed at least overtly. Despite the fact that I do n't like any of the politicians and hate the sky-high taxes as well as about 99 % of the policies, they chose me to represent the country. But given that I like soccer about as much as I hate the government, I accepted. And despite the fact that I have issues staying awake, they call me the hope of the soccer in this country. Sometimes, I do n't understand fate, destiny and predestination, at other times, I just try not to think about it and throw myself into the trajectory of another penalty. This time is probably the best time ever to be a nati. Especially since Australia left the OFC.
