[ WP ] You have a superhuman power which allows you to see a bar above everyone 's head which shows how much of their life a person has lived . One day , you decide to go out with your friend to dinner . His bar reads : 99.99 %

`` The popcorn shrim, wasabi peas and some jellyfish please'', he ordered. 
 
 99.99 % shone brightly over his head. There was no changing what was about to happen, what happens happens. 
 
 Dan was anaphylactic - suuuuper allergic peanuts. Even the smell of peanuts could kill him. I thought it was a little ridiculous. 
 
 The plates arrived at the table. I quickly snatched up the jellyfish - these are a serious choking hazard! 
 
 `` Hey what gives? Share those!'' he exclaimed. 
 
 Just then, he had a massive stroke and went face first into the wasabi peas. 
 
 
 ``... Hey, what gives? Now you're the one hogging the peas.'' I really could n't resist. 
 

