[ WP ] You are a demon summoned with an unusually grand offering to fuel your powers of influence over the earthly plane . However , your summoner does n't want you to wipe out a small country . They want you to.. Cause minor inconveniences to a specific person .

( Disclaimer: This sucks. I am just getting back into writing after almost 8 years off. Constructive criticisms are welcomed. ) 
 
 My summoning spell is long and difficult, and requires much dedication, as it's not easily abandoned. It's not like you can give up in the middle of it and expect me not to notice. Preparation alone takes weeks. If you do n't undertake it properly, or are weak mentally, physically or emotionally, I can take a toll on your mind and body that'll never be recovered from. 
 
 
 PRESENT DAY 
 
 
 The mortal looks at me with a smug glance, barely contained behind his sunglasses. I meet his gaze with cockiness, smoke escaping my lips as I smile. *I've committed genocide. Do n't make me wipe you out. * 
 
 
 `` What do you want, mortal?'' Vitriol issues forth from my tone. I hate dealing with humans. They're so... easily bent, easily broken. I have absolutely no patience for such frailty. 
 
 
 `` I wish for you to become a mere bother in her life until I feel she has sufficiently suffered.'' 
 
 
 This request was so out of the ordinary of what I've been accustomed to that I could n't help but reply back with, 
 `` What... the... hell?'' Yup, even demons are n't immune to puns. 
 
 
 `` You know, the typical stuff? Short her sheets,'misplace' her keys and wallet, that sort of stuff.'' 
 
 
 `` Are you sure you summoned the right demon for this inferior, inexperienced fledgling shit?'' 
 
 
 `` Yep.'' 
 
 
 `` Are you certain you do n't want me to wipe out a small country? Kill some people? Torture? Mutilate? **Maim?! **'' As shameful as this is for me to admit, I was desperate to get out of this. It was truly the shit that inexperienced fledglings would pull and then strut around with like they were some kind of genius. Like 12-year-old humans just discovering the internet and thinking insulting someone's mother is the height of trolling. 
 
 
 `` Yes, I'm sure. No extremes. Just minor annoyances.'' 
 
 
 I did have a duty to fulfill due to being summoned. My talents were his to waste and I had no say in the matter. With a loud, guttural grunt of reluctant agreement, I left to find my newest victim. 
 
 [ Edit: rewrote `` not expect me to notice'' into `` expect me not to notice''. I think it flows better. ]
