[ WP ] Its the zombie apocalypse . You are completely oblivious to everything about it , although its been going on for 2 years now . Your routine the past 2 years has not changed at all .

So, there's been this bug going around for a few years and most people ca n't shake it. I never got it. It was a real slow progression, at first there were runny noses, then the coughing, they complained about feeling terrible, people took sick leave, then I assumed they just learned to live with it over the last few years. I kind of work by myself and play online games when I get home. How was I supposed to know they were dead, I'm not a doctor. It's not like Cindy from accounts runs up to you and says, `` Oh, by the way I died on Thursday, can you get me the TPS reports early this week?'' No, she drops the manilla folders in the slots like always and avoids talking to me like she has since that awkward kiss I slobbered on her at the Christmas party. I was drunk, sue me. 
 
 So, my friends in the game had no idea I did n't know. It's the end of the world and it is full of'zombies' but nobody seems to care. It's not like the movies at all, they do n't chase you around...
