[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

`` Why are we here, Mark?'' 
 Jensen said with a calm, yet concerned voice. 
 
 They stood at the far end of a parking lot, in front of a large, grey building. It was already dark. He knew Zuckerberg for almost 8 years now. Since his divorce he had been acting strange, really strange. He cancelled all his appointments and was travelling around the world to visit the Facebook datacenters. Jensen had never been to one before. he figured they must be standing in front of one right now. 
 
 `` It's done'', Mark said with a raspy voice, he was only wearing a bathrobe. 
 
 `` What do you mean?'' 
 
 When Jensen arrived Mark had already been there. Only now, as his eyes adjusted to the dimm light, Jensen realized there was a splat of blood on the hood of Marks car. And on Marks shoulder... and on his face. His car was still running. The radio was cranked all the way up, that one Pixies song playing. 
 
 `` Oh my God, did you try to shoot yourself?! I'm going to call an ambulance!'' 
 
 `` No no no. It's okay. It's all okay now... I'm okay... trust me.'' Mark said with calming voice. 
 
 `` Are you out of your mind? Are you high?!'' 
 
 He had barely finished his sentence, when a loud *BANG* echoed through Menlo Park. Suddenly, the night turned into day. As he turned towards the light, Jensen felt a wave of heat, like some one pointed a hair dryer at his face. 
 
 `` WHAT THE FUCK?!'' he exclaimed, as shrapnel of server hardware and drywall flew past their heads. 
 
 The building had turned into a huge fireball. mark was still standing there, motionless like nothing happened. 
 
 `` You met me at a very strange time of my life.'' Mark said in a calm and peaceful voice. 
 
 Explosion after explosion roared through the valley, only interrupted by an occasional `` FUCK'' from Jensen, who was now cowering behind his car. 
 
 
 Mark opened his bathrobe. 
 
 `` I ca n't fix this again! I QUIT!'' Jensen yelled, as Mark bathed in the warmth of the fire. 
 
 The End. 
 
 

