[ CW ] News report with oddly placed 'air quotes '

Good `` morning,'' this is Alonzo Jacob with your Monday `` weather'' report. The heatwave that `` slowed'' everybody down this weekend is showing `` no'' signs of letting up this week. Our meteorologists suggest that today's temperature could climb to as high as 40 `` degrees'' Celsius by the late `` afternoon''. Right now, only an `` hour'' after sunrise, the temperature here at the airport is already 29 `` degrees''. However, there is relatively no `` humidity'' in the air, so it feels quite comfortable out here at the moment. Unfortunately, there is also no `` rain'' in the forecast for the next five days. This is bad news for the `` thirsty'' forest fires that are raging across the interior of our province. Looks like setting up a tent in the `` backyard'' may be the only way to catch some sleep tonight if you do n't have air conditioning. That's all for today's `` weather''. Stay tuned for the morning `` traffic'' report.
