[ WP ] You are in Time Square in New York . You get an unknown call . Everything the person on the line says starts to unfold around you as if predicting the future .

*ring ring... ring ring... * 
 *click* 
 
 `` Hello?'' 
 
 *the woman to your left, does she have pink hair? * 
 
 I looked. She did. 
 
 `` Yes... Who-'' 
 
 *no time for that. Scenario is tight. Go buy a hotdog. * 
 
 `` No! If you do n't explain right now I'll...'' 
 
 I stopped. 
 
 A girl tripped where I was headed into the pavement. 
 
 I motioned to help her, she looked unconscious, and I'm a first aider. 
 
 *Shit. She was going to be a senator in 20 years. Fuck. Well, there go my plans for today. What do you want to know? * 
 
 `` What. Is. Going. On.'' I said, motioning for people to hold her head steady. 
 
 *Did you ever watch the Matrix? * 
 
 `` yes...'' 
 
 *We're still in the prequel, technologically. Matrix exists as an MMO game with dynamic AI. I'm running it on a private local server on my laptop. Trying to see if I can make the Warhammer 40k universe in it. * 
 
 `` You what.'' 
 
 *Yeah, you fit the build, looks, and personality of the Emperor. I am trying to simulate you having psyker powers by trying to influence your mind into having total precognition through pattern matching, as well as a few physics model changes here and there. * 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 *In short, you can fly now, sorta* 
 
 Gravity... flipped. 
 
 And New York was ripped from its foundations and a screaming mass of human built landscape soared into the sky. 
 
 The last thing I heard was *shit, it lagged when I moved the slider and it went too far! Uh... Oops* 
 
 And then I died.
