[ WP ] A revenge speech for something insignificant , or useless to seek revenge for .

`` You know what?'' he paused just enough for the force of rhetoric to take hold - a muffled artifact, barely recognizable as a voice came channeling through the old-timey receiver `` What?'' it croaked. With a breath, and the shuffling of his tired feet the man could almost feel the potentiation of his neuronal pathways, like the winding of a catapult or the sharp crescendo of the orchestra and then a calmness overtook him. 
 
 `` It seems that you do not understand your place in this transaction. You are the consumer. A mindless and easily wriled creature. A thing of mass, to be studied, catelogued and manipulated. You are not `` Always right'' in fact, more often than not if you are thought of AT ALL it is with spite and a kind of morbid speculation as to your charectar or lack thereof. A ticket number, a job. You are not in control. It is not your wishes that we keep in mind, it is the numbers you represent.'' 
 
 Pausing for a moment, the man listened as the receiver belched indignant before cutting it off. 
 
 `` Shut up. Just shut your grubby meathole and listen. You are the consumer - and I, I am the serviceman. It is my duty to deliver a product in a timely manner to each consumer in the queue. One can assume that I am a 20-something, working for a little over minimum wage. This is not my passion, this is not my idea of anything except'work'. So when you, with your high and mighty middle-class sense of self-entitlement tell me that you want a refund because you thought the number twelve came with beef - well sir, you can shove it up your ass. It's not my job to educate the masses, it is however yours to spend the five seconds necessary to make a motherfucking informed decision.'' 
 
 Silence ensued, and as if in fight-or-flight the receiver put forth in stern and rightous clarity `` I want to talk to your manager'' 
 
 The man smiled, `` I am the manager.'' and triumphantly slammed the receiver onto it's nest on the countertop.
