[ WP ] Instead of Christianity , Judaism , and Islam , the three major religions to make it to the 21st century were the Greek , Roman , and Norse pantheons .

`` This is... surprisingly uncomfortable, brother'' Thor murmured 
 
 
 Loki eyed the excited crowd warily. If one more of these mortal women tried to hit him with undergarments he would... do something drastic. 
 
 
 `` As you say, brother'' he murmured back. His entire adult life he had longed for the easy respect and admiration his golden brother got and now that he had it, he found he did n't care much for it. It was just as lonely as being despised, just with a different prefix. 
 
 
 Their `` father'' was in the Odinsleep, Loki regent of Asgard. He had n't been entirely sure what would happen next, but whatever his half formed plans were, one look at the chaos Thor and his hammer were causing on Midgard and they were all but forgotten. One of these agents had *groped* Thor and after all the *unpleasantness* that was Amora his brother had almost suffered a panic attack. 
 
 
 Loki had seen red, teleported down... and been swarmed by fans, male and female, who were rather... creepy. And that came from him. The father of Hela. 
 
 
 At least the mortals were suffering too. The one called Coulson appeared stoic but his phone calls were getting increasingly louder. The one called Stark ( a rather interesting armor, Midgard seemed to have *some* brains ) was an atheist and was now going through a liquor store, trying to forget the theists had been proven right. 
 
 
 The one called Rogers on the other hand was on his knees praying, his vibranium axe laid out before him. Loki was eying him warily, watching for any sudden undergarment appearances. 
 
 
 The Son of Coul snapped something into his communication device and walked over to them. 
 
 
 `` Okay listen up. This situation has officially strayed into Very Bad Thing territory. The Helenists are flipping their shit, the Romans are n't far behind and Tony is proposing a lamppost. Your... majesties. How do you feel about faking an alien attack to distract people? We have a whole thing planned, going to call it the Raiders, Earth mightiest heroes etcetera'' 
 
 
 Thor gave Loki a hopeful look. Loki facepalmed. `` *Fine*. I'll be the bad guy.'' 
 
 
 He was going to *maim* Odin.
