[ WP ] The Office 's Michael Scott has gotten wind of the show Undercover Boss and decides he wants to go undercover at Dunder-Mifflin Scranton .

Michael Scott sits in his condo after a exhausting day of finding new ways to get to Toby fired, dealing with Dwight's complaints, and fearing the warehouse guys. He is sitting on his couch with the TV arm fully extended towards it. He sips on Calypso Colada wine cooler. After watching the latest edition of Shark Tank looking for the next big thing to invest in, that will eventually flop. A new show comes on that intrigues him. He watches *Undercover Boss* and the old flickering incandescent lightbulb flickers on to a dismal gleam. 
 
 Always captivated by his role in the company, Michael instantly thinks this is a supreme idea. He emails Pam and tells her that he wo n't be coming in tomorrow, feeling ill. He instead tells her that a man named `` Mikal Scotch'' from corporate will instead be coming in tomorrow that will oversee the progress for the day and supervise the office. Michael goes to 24 hour Halloween store in Scranton and searches for clothing and a disguise for his role. 
 
 The sun rises on a new day in this quiet town, the Scranton Strangler still lurking out there somewhere. Business goes as usual early in the morning at The Office. Stanley saunters in to the Office, contemplating why his retirement with each tiring step. Jim shortly follows after him, his cloudy, dazed eyes illumine with excitement and joy as he lays eyes on Pam. They chit chat and Pam announces that Michael wo n't be coming in, but an executive from corporate will come instead to see the days operations. Angela groans, Oscar scoffs, Dwight tidies himself, Creed leaves. 
 
 10 o' clock rolls around, in walks in a man dressed in a large suit, with noticeable shoulder pads. He has thick jet black hair, his mustache is thick and as black as his hair. Picture a black plantain perched upon a thin upper lip. 
 
 The man speaks, in an awful thick Russian dialect. `` Hello evrybody, my name vis Mikal Scotch.'' Everyone in the rooms looks at one another trying to burst into laughter at this sight. `` I vwill be runnning ze office today. In accordance, I am also going to conduct peer reviews.'' The entire office can barely contain themselves. Mikal bolts into the break room to set up his office for the day. Michael thinks they have no idea so far. 
 
 He first calls in Jim to meeting room, much to the distress of Dwight trying to make a good impression on Mikal. Dwight offers him some coffee to which Mikal sternly declines. He asks Jim about the office and its productivity. Jim clearly onto the antics, sticks the end of his nose in some mud to go along with Michael's obvious trickery. `` We are a fairly productive branch, we get off track somedays, but Michael is just a supreme boss.'' Michael pleasantly listens on. `` He is one of my most influential bosses I have ever worked for, he just really gets the office and is able to keep us occupied at the most distracting times.'' 
 
 Michael knowing his absurdly flawless disguise is working, dismisses Jim. Jim, to the office, mouths `` just go with it'' to the office along with a circular finger motion. Oscar goes in after, baffled, just gets through it and back to work. Pam mimics Jim's rendition of the days events when Michael is around. Mikal tells Stanley to come in and he blatantly refuses. `` Stanley sif you do n't come meet vith me, I'm going to have to vrite you a referral.'' `` Go, ahead'' Stanley groans out in annoyance. Mikal clearly annoyed tries to find someone else, Dwight yells out. Mikal clearly deflects and asks Kevin to come in. Dwight is visibly annoyed. 
 
 He asks Kevin about his daily work. `` Well, I kind of usually just, get to work, talk to Angela, then usually go to talk Toby about Michael's offensive and distasteful jokes.'' *Crash zoom on Michael's blank expression* Hard cut to Mikal storming in to the back room scolding Toby to come in to meeting room. Toby visibly annoyed agrees. Mikal sits down and stares at him, writhing with annoyance. `` What do you want Michael?'' `` My name is Mikal, how could you disrespect vme like that. I vam your superior and you vill vrespect me'' The accent gets thicker. Toby getting more annoyed asks Michael to quit the act. Mikal screams at him `` VRESPECT ME!'' 
 
 Dwight, hearing the argument and wanting to make a good impression on corporate, storms in to help. Dwight grabs Toby by his collar and asks why he disrespecting a corporate employee. Toby clearly having enough calls out Michael for faking Mikal. `` No, I am not your boss. My name is Mikal Scotch and you're just a lonely sad HR head whose wife does n't love him.'' The office watches on in suspense. Dwight basks on Michael and notices his mustache is crooked. Dwight walks over, skeptical. He grabs the mustache and rips it off with tremendous force. *Crash zoom on Michael's now red face, strained with regret* 
 *Crash zoom on Kevin's mouth agape, appalled. * 
 
 Michael continues his charade and says he has to go and sprints out of the building, as if it all never happened. 
 
 ^Please ^be ^gentle ^this ^is ^my ^first ^time
