[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

Zuckerberg stared at his computer screen, filled with longing. *Why did you leave me, Priscilla? Why? I have it all... * 
 
 He sniffled lightly before his determination resolved. Priscilla's last words to him rang through his head- `` Mark, get over it. Jim and I are Facebook official now, okay? You have to move on. You ca n't keep doing shit like this.'' 
 
 *Yeah, well I fucking made Facebook, Priscilla. Sure, I hit Jim right in the face, but my lawyers are top notch so I'm fine. He totally deserved it, anyway. And now? Now I'm deleting Facebook. All of it. * 
 
 With the push of a button, Facebook was removed from the Internet, the backup database wiped as well. Computers beeped and buzzed, whirring loudly as alarms sounded. Billions of angsty statuses and terrible selfies were lost in an instant. 
 
 *Facebook official, eh Priscilla? What now, bitch? * 
 
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 *silly or serious, check out /r/resonatingfury if you're bored! * 
 
 edit: im so sorry my response somehow turned into a warzone
