[ WP ] Turn an obscene song into a kid-friendly one !

There once was a boy from Kentucky, 
 With a best friend named Dick, who was sucky. 
 Because Dick loved to spit, 
 Into girls' faces - ick! 
 From ten feet away if his aim was lucky. 
 
 One girl's mouth was unfortunately agape, 
 And she swallowed his liquid filled rocket, 
 She wanted to choke that fellow, 
 But first she had to swallow, 
 Then after that she beat Dick limpid. 
 
 Now Dick is an old man fully reared, 
 And those old Dicky antics no longer near, 
 Because of that dear in the past, 
 Who ended his foul spitting at last, 
 With a marriage now spanning forty years.
