[ WP ] You have an ATM that gives you the exact amount of money you need to survive for the day , how you spend it is your choice . Today you are given $ 70,000,000 .

It was a normal morning. I began my normal routine, a cup of coffee, shower, brush my teeth and go to work. 
 I work a dull job at a factory, not anything that has to do with manufacturing. 
 I leave my old ugly 1 room apartment, sit in my old rusty, barely working, Renault 4 and head to a nearby atm to pick up my daily sum of money. 
 
 Everything was usual, like most days are. Same atm, same line with same people. 
 
 I get to the machine and place my RFID chip on the machine. I hear the sad `` Transaction complete'' beep the machine makes and move for the people behind me to get to the machine. I check my balance and laugh histerically. 70 million, again with the bugs my good old chip. I reset it a few times and still, 70 million. 
 
 At this point I' confused and happy at the same time. I go to the nearby car dealership to buy a new Volvo just for jokes sake. AND IT WORKED. I do n't know how but it did. U tool the car and rushed to the nearby mall, got a nice suit, went to a realestate agent, got a new luxury apartment. 
 
 That night I met a sweet girl and we ended up having sex, and right when I was supposed to cum I woke up. 
 
 This is my suicide letter dear reader and all I have to say is `` I will not be missed, good night.''
