[ Wp ] Morgan Freeman , Leonard Nimoy , Liam Neeson , Nicholas Cage , and Chuck Norris sit down for some Dungeons and Dragons . ( You pick DM )

Cage's icy gaze sweeps over the players. Norris shifts in his seat, clearly unnerved. Cage's voice rings out. `` Are we all here?'' The sound of a door opening can be heard, and Liam Neeson comes bustling down the stairs, carrying a grocery bag. `` Sorry I'm late. I was making salsa.'' The others murmur their thanks as he places the salsa, along with a bag of lime seasoned chips, on the table. 
 `` Excellent,'' Nic says. `` Now we can proceed. You all have prepared a tenth level character as I asked you to? What have you got?'' Nimoy slides his character sheet to the DM. Cage sighs. `` I should have known. Well, I did n't ban it, so I guess you can play it. But still. Synthesist? Really? Bet it's as min-maxed as can be, too. Goddammit, Leonard.'' He slides the sheet back. `` Next?'' Morgan Freeman pulls out a sheet and passes it to him. `` A bard. Not bad...'' he looks at the sheet more thoroughly. `` Flavoured to be centered around his voice? I... It's...'' Freeman looks at him indignantly. `` No complaint.'' he returns it. `` Mr. Neeson?'' he looks over Liam's sheet. `` Very nice. Rogue/Gunslinger. I like the multiclass. You made it work nicely.'' he hands it back. `` And... Chuck? Chuck... Are you sure? Monk is already very MAD. You want to add Paladin on top of that?'' Norris nods. `` Alright...'' 
 Cage shuffles some papers and sets his dice on the table. `` You are enjoying a peaceful dinner in a tavern when a priest bursts in, his robes torn and his eyes wild.'They've... They've done it! Befoulment! Sacrilege! Desecration of the shrine of the One True God!'''
