[ WP ] Zeus ' kids ask him where babies come from .

Zeus looked slightly constipated at the question he had just been asked. 
 
 `` What babies?'' 
 
 `` Your babies!'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but what KINDS of babies?'' 
 
 ``... Godly babies?'' 
 
 ``....look it's been known to be a little unpredictable... I mean... this one time... I mean you guys know about Athena... I was n't super into that btw'' 
 
 Athena threw him some serious shade and Zeus rubbed his forehead unconsciously. 
 
 `` What did you mean when you asked what kind?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know what you're talking about.'' 
 
 `` We could ask Hera'' 
 
 Zeus's eyes widened and beads of sweat visibly formed on his long suffering forehead. 
 
 `` Uh... Shit.... Wait.... I mean... Christ... I mean... no...'' 
 
 Ares stood and yelled for Hera. 
 
 `` Mother!'' 
 
 Zeus's face was terrible to behold. 
 `` To me you are the most hateful of all gods who hold Olympus.'' He rumbled 
 `` Forever quarreling is dear to your heart, as are wars and battles.'' 
 
 Ares sat back down after making eye-contact with Hermes who nodded vigorously towards his seat. 
 
 Zeus was still stewing. Apollo decided to resolve the situation. 
 
 `` Ok Daddi-o, we were just fucking with you. It's really none of our business what you do in your spare time. Everyone knows anyway. We're freaking gods.'' 
 
 Zeus's children stood up and left in single file. Ares looked like he was about to turn back, but Athena kicked him in the back of the knee and Hermes teleported him out before he could do any more damage. 
 
 Zeus looked so relieved that it seemed like someone had just taken the weight of the world off of his shoulders. And his sphincter. That had been extremely stressful. He definitely deserved to release some tension. He definitely deserved to release some tension, especially in Thebes. Thebes sounded real good. Definitely no way anything could possibly go wrong in Thebes. No sir.
