[ WP ] ( from the chat room ) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods . You push the button . What happens ?

Kiwan was taking his weekly walk through the Brook County woods, sticking to the path, not wanting to get lost like that poor dead schmuck that they found a few weeks ago. He had with him his dachshund, Dexter, who was getting old. Kiwan had to make sure that he had some time outdoors before the poor dog died. Around three miles in, Kiwan noticed the leash falling behind. Figuring Dexter had stopped to sniff, or pee, he turned to see the little dog crashing off to the left, through the underbrush. `` DEXTER! COME!'' he shouted, but the dog was nearly deaf and all disobedient. Kiwan sighed, and started to jog off the trail. After searching for an hour, Kiwan was beginning to despair. `` Dexter... Where are you?'' he called out weakly. Pushing aside some brush to peer behind it, his eye glanced something red. His heart leaped, thinking perhaps it was Dexter's collar. It was n't. It was a small grey box with a smaller red button attached to it. Curious, Kiwan stepped towards it. Imprinted on the button were a few words. `` With every press, one shall perish, and you shall grow richer.'' Figuring it was just some stupid crap trying to scare him, he pressed the button, and out of the bottom of the box fluttered a twenty-dollar bill. Thrilled, Kiwan picked it up, and inspected it. It looked legit enough. But, unbeknownst to him, in a small town in Africa, a man, a rich man, with three wives and ten children, collapsed where he stood. Kiwan pressed the button again, and again, and again. A man in Japan died, a man in India, a man in Luxembourg. All dead. And Kiwan was a hundred dollars richer. He pressed the button again, and again, and again. And he collapsed. His last bill fluttering down to rest on his now still chest.
