[ WP ] Every god ever worshiped by humanity exists . All of them live in a city in the sky and run everything that happens . However , many arguments arise over who gets to do what .

Gods have problems. Minimum wage is one of them. The gender pay gap is another. But the biggest problem is the sewerage system. 
 
 `` Why did n't any human ever worship the God of faeces and drains? The landfills are beginning to stink now.'' A voice echoed from all about. 
 
 `` What do you care? You are nameless and formless. The stink would n't bother you, would it now?'' Nut shouted in her shrill voice. 
 
 `` Because I am everywhere. I see, hear and smell everything. Every sense is amplified in omniscience. And it stinks worse than hell.'' 
 
 Thoth tried to calm the situation down. He stood up and raised his hands. 
 
 `` Listen, you guys, the problem is that we are not fully harnessing the resource at our disposal.'' 
 
 `` You mean the mountains of landfill on the outskirts of the city that we ca n't dispose?'' Minerva said. 
 
 Thoth ignored her. `` Look, we have a massive overcrowding problem here. We have a city of twenty million plus residents. But our capacities are stymied by our high egos and messiah complexes.'' 
 
 Everyone fell silent. It was true. The city was being driven into ruins because the residents prefered to meddle in human affairs while ignoring the problems in their own backyard. 
 
 `` So what do you suggest?'' Manjushri the Boddhisattva asked. All eyes in the city council were on him now. 
 
 `` Let me introduce you to my three new friends. They had died because no one worshipped them anymore but with the help of my friend Osiris, the God of resurrection, I've been able to bring them back.'' 
 
 `` This is Kawaya Kami. The God of turning Shit to fertilizer, and guarding people from falling into septic tanks.'' 
 
 Kami waved. `` I've been gone for a long time, thinking humans did n't need me anymore. Please pray to me while you go about your business.'' 
 
 `` And this is Cloacina. Our lady of the toilets.'' 
 
 She stood up and waved. `` Please pray to me to ensure your drains and pipes are not clogged.'' 
 
 `` And this one is Crepitus. If you are constipated, he is the one you turn your prayers to. His blessings can even bring fragrance in your flatulence.'' 
 
 `` That'd be a relief.'' Edesia and Ambrosia, goddesses of dining echoed in chorus. 
 
 `` So now, everyone. Can we agree to stop meddling in human affairs and try to get our own shit in order? The quality of life is getting pretty bad in here.'' 
 
 People nodded. 
 
 `` Good, so I propose setting up a new municipal council to go further. Sanguan and Amanator, the Gods of Bureaucracy, will be our new overlords now.'' 
 
 Nods of agreement flowed through the townhall. 
 
 `` Our new motto is to make Gods great again. No more caring about humans. No more globalism or earthism. We set our own house in order. No more about the 1 % gods dominating everything. Gods and goddesses, today, we seize the means of production and establish our paradise right here!'' 
 
 An omniscient voice grumped in disapproval, but it was drowned out by the cheers of agreement by the crowd. 
 

