[ WP ] You wake up one morning and the color Green is completely gone

After spending a long night out drinking and only a short time sleeping I wake and stumble to the bathroom. My bladder feels like it ’ s going to explode! I relieve myself and shuffle my way to the front door stepping over the people passed out on my floor.Thankfully it ’ s a cloudy day so the sun isn ’ t too bright. 
 
 I open the front door and stare out at my yard in disbelief. In the middle of what used to be a beautiful, lush lawn is a pile of scorched - things. The grass itself is burnt and crisp, its colour now brown and black instead of green. I walk to the black mass in the middle and start sifting through it. It ’ s mostly ash now but I am able to find a few scraps of wood and material. 
 
 I turn and run back inside, my heart racing and my head pounding. I shake my best friend Luke awake. 
 
 “ Luke, man wake up bro. What the hell happened last night?! ” I ’ m practically screaming at him, my parents are due home in four hours and the panic is setting in. 
 
 “ Fuck off man, I ’ m trying to sleep. ” Luke grumbled and rolled away from me. 
 
 I grab him by the shoulders and lift him into a sitting position. “ Luke! What happened to the yard? ” 
 
 “ Dude! Stop! You decided you hated green! You went through the whole house and took everything green and burned it outside. ” He pushed me away from him. “ You need to chill the fuck out bro! ” 
 
 “ Oh fuck. Oh fuck shit fuckity fuck. ” I started hyperventilating and could feel the urge to vomit creeping up on me. I was screwed.
