[ WP ] You wake up to a future in which humans are extinct , but revered as gods by the current inhabitants .

*A team of Agapantha's top scientists delve into the depths of the ocean in search of what really killed the mamals. What happens next may disturb you. * 
 
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 *Shell polishers hate her! Single parent discovers how anyone can get any scratches out of their shells with this one weird trick! * 
 
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 *10 common leaves you're eating that make your slime smell* 
 
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 I remember when Snailbook was about connecting snails to snails! Now all we ever get connected to are dumb articles and ads claiming to have discovered how to... wait here's one: 
 
 *enlarge your gypsobelum by 6 millimetres in only 3 weeks! * 
 
 Just as I was about to close the lid of my laptop, a headline making a particularly ludicrous claim caught my eye. 
 
 *Human returns from the dead. Spiritual leaders say the end is upon us. * 
 
 I could n't resist. Sceptically, I clicked the link and was taken to the Agapantha News home page. My interest was immediately peaked as right there on the home page of Agapanthas most reputable news source was an image of a giant, dry, shell-less, two legged creature. It looked just like the paintings and models in the slime-agog. Its eyes were located right inside its face and it had brown, thin stands of fur atop its round head. The comments section was divided. 
 
 420BlazeItFaggot: *fake and gay. * 
 
 HumansR00L: *I for one, welcome our human overlords. * 
 
 CapitalismIsRampant: *Ca n't you idiots see this is just another attempt by the media and government to brainwash us into following their archaic rules? * 
 
 TheEndIsNigh: *Repent! The prophecies have come true! You faithless fools do n't believe it, even when it is right before your eyes! * 
 
 It was too much for me to take in. I slimed my laptop shut and slimed into the kitchen to make a coffee. As the kettle was boiling, I slimed over to the cupboard to find a mug. Something was off. Usually the kitchen was flooded with light from the window at this time of the morning, but now it was oddly dark. I rotated my eye towards the window and saw it. In my back yard, was a foot the size of my entire house, so large that it blocked the sun. 
 
 This truly was judgement day. 

