[ WP ] You live in a video game . You are not the main character .

Ah, yes! My next worthy opponent... so you can say. He's not worthy at all! He's wronged so many people! Does n't he know that? His actions have only hindered the progress of our beautiful empire! The empire for which our valiant ruler has fought so bravely against many more fools like him! He would have done better as a jester, in my opinion... 
 Although being akin to many a fool, I find something surprising in him. He can not jump, look up, or observe his surroundings without fully turning his body around, yet he has defeated every foe he has encountered... even the ones who should be able to kill him from many feet above in the air are struck down like the common grouse. The kings pawns will fall. The rooks slain, and the bishops chased down, but I will succeed... I am his radiant knight, and this foe will perish, once and for all! 
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 As soon as he gets here... 
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 soon enough.
