You 're the only one who can make her laugh . [ WP ]

... `` It's not my fault that you've continuously ignored every suggestion I've had out of hand for the last year for this stupid wedding! I never even wanted to do this!'' 
 
 `` oh, right, because me having to put up with my family tittering about how I could n't even be bothered to respect the role they had in my upbringing for the rest of my natural life, would be worth it to do what you wanted to do'' 
 
 `` What's wrong with a beach wedding with just the two of us? Sure as hell cheaper!'' 
 
 `` there it is again! You're just fixating on the money! Ca n't ever think of anything else! What about how I feel!?'' 
 
 `` I OBVIOUSLY give a shit how you feel! We're getting married tomorrow in a podunk little town where we paid way too much for a shitty ceremony where no one is even going to remember what song we picked a year from now! Or did you just cancel all those reservations and tell everyone but me that it was n't happening?'' 
 
 **exasperated scream** 
 
 `` no. I did n't do any of that... look, I get it. you're scared and anxious and want everything to work out, we've been over this a hundred times now... ca n't you just get through the next couple days and at least pretend to be happy? 
... I'll make it worth your while... `` 
 
 **silence** 
 
 `` go on...'' 
 
 **makes obscene gesture** 
 
 `` oh... that... uhh... alright. Fine. I'll behave. you better come through on this though'' 
 
 `` *hey*'' 
 
 `` what?'' 
 
 `` I love you...'' 
 *peanut* 
 
 **laughs** 
 `` you're not out of the woods yet mister. *Come here*...'' 
 

