[ WP ] You begin to suspect , after a string of unusual occurrences , that your roommate has the power to control time .

`` Suspicious'' was one way to describe my roommate, Dee. `` Odd'', `` Peculiar'', `` Off-putting'' and even `` Maniacal'' were also good words. He was always mumbling to himself, something about the world, power and what not. I do n't know, I think he needs to see a therapist or something. 
 
 What really made Dee odd, was the things that happened when he was around. Things seemed to `` skip'' randomly. It felt like a few seconds would just disappear out of nowhere. Just now, he was cleaning the dishes, I looked away for all of a second, and then he was way farther along than he should. Not a whole lot, he was finished with a pot he just started, but it felt like he was just a few seconds ahead. I always thought it was me, but it never seems to happen if I am not around Dee. What the hell could it be? 
 
 `` Joe...'' 
 
 `` Oh-... what's up Dee?'' 
 
 `` There's been something I have been wanting to try for some time now...'' 
 
 *Oh great. * 
 
 `` And what would that be?'' 
 
 `` Something truly fantastic. Something unbelievable. Something bizarre.'' 
 
 `` Uh... Dee? What is wrong with you?'' 
 
 `` Nothing Joe. Nothing is wrong with me. But something is wrong with...'' 
 
 `` With what?'' 
 
 `` **THE WORLD!!! **'' 
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 I felt a strange sensation in my chest in that instant. Like, a thousand needles with poking into my chest. I could feel something warm and wet on my chest. My eyesight was dimming and my head started to spin. I looked down to see what happened. 
 
 [ `` OH GOD WHERE DID ALL OF THESE KNIVES COME FROM!? `` ] ( http: //66.media.tumblr.com/2aa5d383811aaaf71479fccc4c6e3de0/tumblr_nhpjwdJHjB1ra81amo4_400.gif ) 
 
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 This is, of course, a thinly veiled reference to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It's well past 1am and I am very tired. I'm sure this is awful but was fun to write. Cheers!
