[ WP ] Tell the story of a spider that fell in love with an arachnophobe .

`` Yes, she's up,'' is something I think to myself every morning she wakes up. I do not mind that I have to hide myself from her and even clean up after myself, but I have grown use to it. I ca n't let her go. 
 
 I first saw Amy when she tried to kill me with a newspaper and I immediately fell in love with her. She had just gotten back from her morning jog and was about to take a shower when she saw me. Her messy red hair, perfectly green eyes, and very fit and proportionate body covered with a slight layer of sweat made my whole body weak. Luckily she ran away as soon as I moved and her helpless toss of the newspaper at me landed on the other side of the table. 
 
 For a while I could not move. I felt something I had never felt before, but there was nothing I could do. She obviously does not like me.. How could she, I am hideous. Even I do n't like myself. What is there to like? What could I add to her life that would make her like me? I have no friends. All of my family is either dead or I do not know where. I have no money, or at least the kind of money she would like. Some days I just dream about hanging out on a visible place a letting her kill me. At least then I could me close to her for one moment and die happy. I know everything about her and she knows nothing about me. She does n't even know I exist. She would freak and run again. 
 
 `` She should be back by now'' was something I thought a long time ago. She has never been out for a jog for that long. Maybe something happened to her? There were some sirens outside and..... Please no! I ca n't lose the only thing that I love. She is my everything. She... she... she... she... sssshhh............... 
 
 Door opens and when Amy reaches the bedroom and sees the gigantic spider laying on top of her pillow, she screams and her neighbor Ryan seeing the door open runs to her rescue, thinking that something horrendous has happened to his gorgeous neighbor. Amy had fainted and when she woke up seeing Ryan, who is holding her head in his lap, yo something romantic happens here and boom babies outta nowhere.
