[ WP ] aliens invade earth but what the do n't realise is that humans have been fighting each other forever and have become very good at it .

Planet-Conquerer Brexobox woke up. Skle attempted to raise his tentacles to scratch his chin and reproductive organs, but found them restrained. `` Ugh,'' skle groaned. `` Where am I?'' 
 
 The lights turned on, and a voice said `` You're in my laboratory, my friend.'' 
 
 Laboratory. Brexobox did n't like the sound of that. `` Who are you? Why am I here?'' Skle tried to remember what happened before skle woke up. 
 
 `` Ugh,'' he finally said. `` What happened?'' 
 
 `` What happened, my friend, is you and your buddies tried to wipe us out.'' The thing speaking came over and stood over sklim. 
 
 Brexobox recoiled in horror at the sight of the native species standing over him. They were supposed to be spear chuckers, not capable of tying us down, of beating us. 
 
 `` I mean, really? Attempting to take out Shanghai and New York with Plasma Arc Cannons? You did n't think we'd respond?'' The creature laughed. `` Oh, we'll make you pay! Yes, we know who you are, Planet-Conqueror. All your friends sang like birds.'' 
 
 What were birds? Brexobox started shaking. His bowels evacuated out of the ends of his tentacles, all over the lab. 
 
 `` No matter. Sliming yourself wo n't help.'' The creature picked up something that looked like a small knife. `` The hyperdrives on your ship and the planetary database helped greatly with that! Even now as we speak, Terran Unity ships are en-route to your pathetic excuse of a planet.'' The creature laughed again. 
 
 `` Now, thanks to your friends, I believe where you feel your greatest pain is here.'' It started lowering the knife onto Brexobox's sexual organ. Electricity coursed through skles body. Skle screamed, then passed out. 
 
 `` Do n't fuck with us,'' skle vaguely heard in skles delirium as skle passed out.
