[ WP ] The world 's first global dictator rises to power and immediately commits suicide .

`` As representative of the people... I crown you.. COMPLETE RULER OF THE EARTH!'' 
 
 A loud roar erupts from the crowd in front of me. I allow the small man to reach up and put the crown atop my head. 
 
 `` I thank the people of earth for entrusting me with such responsibility. I apologize for cutting this meeting short, but I now have great work that needs to be done. Farewell, fellow homosapians.'' 
 
 As I arrived into my castle, I quickly headed towards my room. I entered through the large double doors and paced towards my cupboard. Opening the cupboard, I pulled a note out with one hand and a large knife out with the other. 
 
 Taking a pencil out as well, I slowly brought the pencil in order to meet the paper... 
 
 `` And.... check. There. My bucket list is complete.'' I said with a serene voice. 
 
 I gripped the the edge of the knife firmly, faced it to my chest, and let out my last air of breath. 
 

