[ WP ] A Probably Really Onerous ( Maybe Problematic ) Trial !

Inara broke off from Serenity before it landed, taking her shuttle to the guild house. Ariel was a planet they normally avoided - work was hard to come by for the crew on a central planet.If Inara had n't been due for another checkup for her companion's license, they would have stayed clear away. 
 
 `` No one leaves the ship - we wait until Inara is done and then we fly off this alliance-infested planet,'' Mal said when they landed. 
 
 `` Tai-kong suo-yo duh shing-chiou sai-jin wuh duh pee-goo,'' Wash said. 
 
 `` See how he talks to his captain?'' Mal responded, gesturing towards Wash. 
 
 `` Oh, Cap'n,'' Kaylee said, `` we all just wan na breathe some real air and see the pretty buildings.'' 
 
 `` Alliance is out there - or do you need reminding?'' Mal said, looking intensely at Kaylee. 
 
 `` Fine,'' said Wash, crossing his arms and glaring. 
 
 `` Right, well, okay, then,'' Mal said, a bit surprised that was the end of the argument. 
 
 `` Alright, husband, let's go to bed then,'' Zoe said as she walked up to Wash. 
 
 `` It ai n't even night yet,'' said Jayne. 
 
 `` Do n't need to be for what I want my husband for,'' she smiled. 
 
 `` Oh god! I do n't need to know that!'' Jayne exclaimed. 
 
 `` Forget you heard it, then'' said Wash as he stood up. 
 
 `` Let's get to making some babies,'' said Zoe, taking her husband's hand and pulling him alongside her. 
 
 `` Only, I thought we'd already talked on this,'' said Wash, following his wife out of the dining area. 
 
 `` Shun-sheng duh gao-wahn'' sighed Zoe. 
 
 `` I just do n't want to raise kids into this life - what kinda life is this for a kid?'' 
 
 `` No worse a life than the one I came from is what it is,'' Zoe said. 
 
 `` Goin' out on a limb here, but were n't it a hard life?'' 
 
 `` Sure it was but do n't mean I did n't turn out just fine.'' 
 
 `` Of course you did,'' Wash said, `` but what about those that do n't turn out just fine, those that do n't get to grow up? Me, I'm scared I'll love a kid so much and then have to lose them.'' 
 
 `` Either way, you'll have had a chance to love them,'' Zoe said. 
 
 `` That's just not fair - I like that argument,'' said wash. 
 
 `` Husband, I love you,'' Zoe said, `` and I respect your choice. It's just I ai n't so afraid of losing something that I ai n't gon na try to have it. Now, can we go to bed and talk about it more there?'' 
 
 `` Goram it all - kiss me and lets go make babies,'' said Wash. 
 

