[ WP ] You are secretly a super hero working a desk job . You are terrible at suppressing your powers in the office .

12:00 p.m. It's finally lunchtime! I've been waiting all morning to chow down on the red velvet muffin I made this morning. As I get closer to the breakroom I can see my Hello Kitty paper bag has been opened. My heart starts beating faster and my anger rises. I look into it and... it's gone. 
 `` Fuckin' Harry,'' I mutter to myelf. I've worked as his secretary for nearly four years and he doesnt have the consideration to let me enjoy fucking muffin! I take a deep breath and start walking back to my desk. I put on a calm face but my powers betray me. 
 `` Is that smoke?!'' I hear someone yell from the other side of the office, I look around and realize that my anger escalated to a point where my hair turned to fire. 
 `` Shit shit shit shit shit'' I ran to the water cooler and drank as much water as I possibly could in those few seconds before I heard running footsteps coming towards me. My hair was extinguished, and I did my best to seem normal before Dylan, the intern, ran into the room. 
 `` Are you okay? What's going on? Where's the fire? I saw smoke!'' he said, flailing a fire extinguisher around. 
 `` There's no fire Dylan, you must have imagined it. You're working yourself to death! Here, let me make you some coffee.'' 
 `` No fire? good. No coffe either, I've got some papers to organize. Thank you though.''
