[ WP ] You are given the opportunity to breed a deadly new creature of war , what you get is n't what you expected .

They certainly were n't what the General had been expecting when he had come into the facility to be briefed, honestly he was half a second from taking his ceremonial cutlass and flogging the men with it. God only knew those eggheads needed someone to put them in their place when they brought up something this outrageous. As he held his thinning patience, the General soon found himself glad he had n't done anything rash. The creatures were perfect. 
 
 The field test came in the following week, all enemies KIA, 100 % success. 
 
 Considering the efforts and moral of the public, they were also in steep supply, a surplus. That was something the country had n't seen in awhile, but the more patriotic of citizens were happy to volunteer them for service. The General puffed on his cigar quietly from his office window, leaving the briefings and reports on his desk. 
 
 Propaganda had been distributed, following the premise that the creatures were being used as messengers, and morale bringers. He chuckled at that. 
 
 It was almost too good to be true. 
 
 Chihuahua suicide bomb squads, who would have thought?
