[ WP ] An alien race encounters the most terrifying predator imaginable . A lone , unarmed human .

'Xalhth, look... a human!' Xalhth of the tuskan race, a large subspecies of the galaxy. He possessed a giant tusks and a quite the stature. Xalhth looked down at the baren roads, from a distance a sign read 50miles to Texas. 
 
'Follow him.' Xalhth commanded. 
 
 His comrade, Kaxroth nodded. His slithering hands, wrapped around a lever, pulling down a lever, the starship drifted on down, and shapeshifted into a run down truck. Xalhth slapped Kaxroth across his slimy head, 
 
'Why the hell you transform the ship this piece of junk?' 
 
 Kaxroth shrugged,'Is n't this what humans drive?' 
 
'Nevermind mind then, onward.' 
 
 Kaxroth put the car in drive, and began to make way to the human. Upon reaching the human, Xalhth rolled down the windows, the human was alone. Unarmed. He looked harmless. 
 
'Hello there sir! You seem to be in a'pickle'.' 
 
 **'Xalhth, why did you just say he was in a'pickle'. He is most definitely not IN a pickle!'** Kaxroth exclaimed through a transmitted message to Xalhth. 
 
'Eyes on the road, Kaxroth, I'll do the speaking.' 
 
'Yes, I am indeed in a'pickle'! Are you two headed for Texas? Mind if I ride along? It'll only be a short ride, you'll be the least of my worries!' The human smiled and his arms behind his back. 
 
'Well hop on in, you're no stranger to us.' 
 
 And so, the three went well on their way. 
 
'So... human-' 
 
'Call me Jonathan Bobegan Hillith, Jon works too.' 
 
'Yes, of course, *Jon*. Jon, do you know who we- 
 
'Are you two from outta town? You must be from Canada huh?' 
 
 **'Xalhth, this is not going well, he's a lunatic!'** 
 
 **'Hush, eyes on the road, we just need info.'** 
 
'Now then, Jon, do you live in'Texas?' 
 
 Jon looked out the window, watching the trees past by,'Would you fellas's happens to have a phoning device?' 
 
'You mean... a phone?' 
 
'Ya haw, thats the thing. I want to tell my darling, that I'mma coming homes!' 
 
'Kaxroth, set him up.' 
 
'Yes sir.' 
 
'Jon, my friend here was investigate your mind, finding your wife, where you will then telepathically speak with her, do you underst-' 
 
'Tele- what? Telepa-ti-coli? Well, whatever works, you Canadians sure are weird.' 
 
 Kaxroth stopped the car, and shut his eyes, concentrating on Jon. Inside he found nothing but two names floating about, Olga and The Lord, and a bunch of other random specimens. His mind played an unrhythmical wood clunk over and over. 
 
 **Sir, I've got him where we wanted, we found the creatures superior.'** 
 
'Is your wifes name... Olga Hinderbug?' Kaxroth spoke out. 
 
'Thats er alright!' 
 
'OK, I will now be creating the connection.' 
 
 Jon began to scream out his wifes name,'HONEY BUN? ARE YOU THERE! IM COMING HOME! IT IS DARN RIGHT TOOTIN! ILL SEE YOU SOON!' 
 
'That sounded quite heartfelt,' 
 
'Sure was, I miss er a ton. You folks happen to have any food, mah stomach is er crying.' 
 
 **'Did you get that down?'** 
 
 **'Yes sir, humans are fast to change. ** 
 
 Xalhth threw Jon a pack of peanuts,'All your-' 
 
'I DARN LOVE THIS TOOTING THINGS! THANKS A BUNCH.' 
 
'Now Jon, will you cooperate with us?' 
 
 Jon aggresively munched down half the bag.'Sure thing pallies.' 
 
'Who is The Lord?' 
 
'The lord? The lord is the saving grace of the world, he is the father, the sun and the holy spirit! He lives among us and -' 
 
 **'When will he stop?'** 
 
'Did you know that one time, I lost a pinky, but I prayed to the lord, he cured me of my pain...' 
 
 **'We have to get out, this human is insane. ** 
 
 Kaxroth, pressed a button under the seat, and the car rifted to the entrance point of Texas, the car stopped its engine. 
 
'Well, Jon, looks like the end of the road, it's been a *blast*.' 
 
'Of yessiree, you fellas are the best Canadians ever, let's be partners! Friends! 
 
 Kaxroth gulped, **'WHAT DO WE DO?'** 
 
 **'WE DO WHAT THIS PLANET DOES, CREATE WRITING MATERIAL AND A INK.'** 
 
 A pen and slip of paper formed in the hands of Xalhth, he jotted down a number and handed it to Jon, 
 
'Here you are.' 
 
 Jon sniffed the paper and shoved it into his pockets,'Well shucks, thanks a bunch you two!' He ran off. 
 
'Why.. did you do that... Xalhth...' 
 
 Xalhth pressed his head into his arms, and began to sob. 
 
'Common courtesy.'
