[ WP ] A vampire accidentally feeds on someone who is under the influence of LSD , and gets a secondary , supernatural high . His friend , a werewolf tries to bring him down , but it 's not going well .

`` Ahhhh... Perfection...'' Milo remarked, `` Straight from the tap.'' 
 
 `` That's nice man.'' Reggie remarked as he glanced around the head shop. `` Can you hurry it up? What're you trying to do, suck out her soul back there?'' 
 
 `` Hey, it's not like we're on a schedule.'' Milo said as he glanced away from the girl's neck for a moment. `` Is n't that right Kay?'' 
 
 `` Is it Monday already?'' Kay asked groggily. 
 
 `` Nope, Thursday actually.'' Milo offhandedly mentioned as he continued. 
 
 `` Jesus folks, I've seen pornos move faster than this.'' Reggie said as he walked over, `` Milo it's been five minutes. C'mon, stop man; you'll kill her.'' 
 
 `` Hold up....'' Milo said as he looked around in confusion, `` This is n't right.'' 
 
 `` What?'' Reggie wondered. He glanced around, sniffed the air, even listened. And other than the random couple fucking two floors up, he came back with nothing interesting. 
 
 `` The walls are breathing.'' Milo said in horror. 
 
 `` Beg your pardon?'' Reggie realized. 
 
 `` I said the *walls are breathing*.'' Milo repeated, `` What's wrong with me??'' 
 
 `` You okay there?'' Reggie said as he approached closer. 
 
 `` What's all this shit painted on everything?!'' Milo mentioned. 
 
 `` The fuck you say??'' Reggie asked before he glanced at Kaylie, whom was recovering nearby from Milo's drinking habit. 
 
 `` Oh shit, I must've forgot to tell you.'' Kaylie remembered slowly. 
 
 `` What'd you forget to tell him Kay?'' Reggie asked as Milo began checking his hands in shock nearby. 
 
 `` I kind of dropped acid this morning.'' Kay admitted, `` And again this afternoon... And this evening... I'm not exactly proud of things right now.'' 
 
 `` Oh...'' Reggie did the math, `` So the drugs in your blood are now...'' 
 
 `` Uh huh''. Kay nodded. 
 
 `` The *fuck* is going on around here?!'' Milo mentioned. 
 
 `` Yeah. That's it. It's some good shit.'' Kay mentioned. 
 
 `` I see.'' Reggie agreed as they watched Milo stagger around. `` You sellin' any?'' 
 
 `` Meh,'' Kay said as she slid half a sheet over the counter, `` It's on the house.'' 
 
 `` Kay, you're fucked up for this.'' Milo said as he hallucinated swirls and colors on everything, he paused as a rip in the fabric of reality caught his eye. 
 
 `` Milo, listen to me.'' Reggie said as he snapped him out of it, `` You're on a lot of acid right now. Me and Kay are right here, you' ll be fine.'' 
 
 `` I'm on acid?'' Milo asked. 
 
 `` Yeah, do n't worry though, it's cool. I cleared our schedule. We'll collect on the bounty tomorrow. I just want you to take some deep breaths, calm down and-'' 
 
 `` Your eyebrows are moving.'' Milo stared blankly. 
 
 `` What.'' Reggie stopped. Milo watched his eyebrows move around the wrong way on his face. He had a mustache now. It made no sense. 
 
 `` Eyebrows... I'm on acid?'' Milo rambled. 
 
 `` Me too buddy.'' Reggie confided, `` And Kay was too. So look, just stick with us and we'll get you through this.'' 
 
 After convincing him the walls were n't silver, they managed to get him to the couch in the break room. He sat there, occasionally snapping at a bloody bag of hamburger Kay pulled from the fridge and warmed. Every once in awhile, he paused as if checking to see if he was not alone. 
 
 `` So what do we do with him Fido?'' Kay mentioned as she passed the joint. 
 
 `` Well,'' Reggie noted, `` We could start by making sure he does n't kill himself.'' 
 
 `` But can he though?'' Kaylie thought. 
 
 `` I've... I've seen some shit, hon; you'd be surprised.'' Reggie said, `` Those poor dolphins...'' 
 
 `` Wait what happened with some dolphins?'' Kay realized. 
 
 `` That's beside the point,'' Reggie corrected, `` We got ta' keep an' eye on him.'' 
 
 `` That's a solid idea.'' Kay mentioned, `` He's gon na fuck up my shop though.'' 
 
 `` True.'' Reggie mentioned. His ears perked up as he had a realization. `` Kaylie, you ever went deer hunting?'' 
 
 `` Nah.'' Kay mentioned. `` You?'' 
 
 `` Milo, you wan na' go hunt deer?'' Reggie laughed. They watched him gnaw the sofa for a moment in futile triumph. 
 
 `` Okay, Kay, you never went deer hunting. But, have ya' ever went deer hunting with a werewolf high on acid?'' Reggie smirked revealing the sharp canines of his. 
 
 `` That sounds metal as fuck!'' Kay nodded in anticipation, `` But can we stop to get some tacos on the way? I want tacos.'' 
 
 `` See this is why we're friends.'' Reggie mewled.
