[ WP ] Jaden Smith wakes ups one morning to find that he himself is not real .

`` Nice try, Jaden Smith,'' I said aloud to myself, `` who I'm really not!'' 
 
 In the mirror, through my fake eyes, I could somehow see it was n't me - *but*, I thought, *if I'm not me, then how can I know who the real me that I'm not really is? * 
 
 That's when it dawned on me... *I'm not Jaden Smith. Jaden Smith is me. * 
 
 Profound. 
 
 Sincere. 
 
 *I bet that's what babies are thinking about... but then if I am an illusion, maybe babies are a projection inside of my illusion. * 
 
 It was at this point that I finally understood my importance on this blue-treed planet: 
 
 *AS LONG AS I BELIEVE I AM REAL, THEN BABIES TOO CAN BELIEVE THEY ARE REAL - AND NO MIRROR OR EYEBALL CAN DISPROVE FAITH! * 
 

