[ wp ] At a fact restaurant there are two events listed as `` big Vinny 's Birthday '' . One is an actual party , the other is a meeting of mob bosses . A sweet old lady get seated at the wrong table .

I smiled sweetly and sat down at the table, they had really gone for it this week with the cover-up. They'd even brought a little boy with a birthday hat to this one. Mind you he's probably just a hostage. I subtly shuddered at the thought of children and got a few strange looks from some people there. One woman tries to make conversation with me and asks, 
 `` So, how do you er- know Vinny?'' as rehearsed, of course. 
 `` He comes round to my house and helps me with chores,'' once again, I do my best attempt to smile. Eventually everyone stops chatting and looks at each other. I smile truly for the first time tonight. Looks like it's time for business. One man in a suit begins speaking. 
 `` Well. I think we all know why we're here.'' Here we go, `` It's Vincent's 10th birthday!'' suddenly everyone breaks into happy birthday. I sing along, I ca n't blow it, no matter how stupid I look nobody can know about our little plan. But inside I panic like hell, fuck, I think this is a real birthday party. I make my excuses and go to the bathroom which is surprisingly easy when you're an old woman. 
 
 Once I'm in there I pull out my glock 18 and stare at it. The rooms smells of shit and I'm about to throw up, but I brace myself, lock myself in a cubicle and slowly breathe. Once I've calmed down I grab my phone and make a call. 
 `` Hey, it's Jen here-'' 
 `` Jen, where the hell are you? Our meeting begins in 5 minutes and you're the only one missing!'' 
 `` I'm in the toilets, I went to the wrong table and now I'm at some little rat's birthday party it's too late to get out of it so I may need some form of extraction.'' 
 `` Look there's nothing we can do, you were going to be the only female here.'' Inside I scream in frustration. Everything is going wrong. I start blabbering, if I'm abandoned from this group then I know nobody will hesitate in killing me. 
 `` Look, I'll skip this meeting and-'' 
 `` No, I can handle this, we are the Mafia, we do n't get stopped by some kid's party. There's a reason we always use this chain of restaurants. I'll evacuate everyone that works here and we take anyone else down, then I bring in emergency'civilians' and all returns to normal.'' I smile, suddenly relaxed. Jesus Christ this man is prepared for everything. 
 `` Of course, this will be consequential for you and your position in the group, but nothing too damaging.'' I finally calm myself down and walk out, everything is as expected. The live band has already left and currently there is only us, the party group and several fake diners. I walk out holding my gun and as soon as they spot me the rest of the Mafia follows my example the the woman that spoke to me screamed and pointed at us but before anyone else could react 6 silenced guns rang out and 6 people died. 10 people rushed in, hid the bodies and sat down, continuing the abandoned meal. I sat down at the correct table and calmly asked 
 `` So, what have I missed?'' 
 
 Note: I made this on mobile and it is basically my first writing prompt, thank you for reading and please give me feedback.
