[ WP ] Most of humanity is wiped out in a cataclysmic event which destroys all records of current civilization except for a large collection of stock photos . They are discovered thousands of years later and are the only evidence of previous human civilization .

`` Xel, come here, you got ta see this!'' The lone data storage that we had found on our expedition had taken days to read by our most advanced computer, but it had worked! 
 
 `` Qel, what is it?'' 
 
 I pointed my front arm at the display. `` Look.'' 
 
 `` By the goddess...'' 
 
 `` There were intelligent creatures here! Look at these photos!'' 
 
 Slowly, one by one, the photos began rendering. We immediately began speculating on the species that once lived on this brown rock. 
 
 `` Three genders, one with blonde, one with brunette, and one with red hair.'' 
 
 `` Possibly more, these latest ones have multiple colors of hair but appear far less often than the first three!'' 
 
 `` Yes! Excellent point! Look at the skin! So many different colors!'' 
 
 `` Skin sure, but look at their mouth areas! They can make a crescent shape with them!'' 
 
 `` Symbols! I think this one was a sign for an emotion, the archaeologists on nearby planets were more fruitful in their searches and should have more information.'' 
 
 `` Wonderful, wonderful!'' Xel drew in a sharp gasp of air. 
 
 `` What is it?'' 
 
 `` Look at the containers they are holding. Look at all the different kinds of vegetation they are holding. Some are even... eating it!'' 
 
 `` Their vegetation was n't poisonous? What a strange planet this must have been!'' 
 
 **A few weeks later at a press conference... ** 
 
 `` After careful deliberation with our colleagues doing expedition on nearby planets, we can confirm that the third Sol planet, `` Earth,'' was unlike its neighbors in that it consisted only of happy, healthy, humans with chest attachments. Thank you.''
