[ WP ] All domesticated animals suddenly have the ability to talk , and for generations they thought they were the masters of the planet .

`` Dude. You have been feeding me, housing me, cleaning my messes up... For like 30 years now. I cant believe you think of yourself as the superior species.'' 
 Sparky tilted his head and looked at me in disbelief. I started to wonder if i was going crazy or if the dog actually did talk to me. 
 
 `` Sparky, we have talked about this. You are not really able to live in a society made by humans. If i were to release you into the wilderness now, you would probably be scared by lightning all the time or simply starve. Do you remember the 3-legged rabbit you tried to catch? Superior my bottom!'' 
 
 Sparky sniffeled, slowly wagging his tail. Out of nowhere, he puked on the carpet and started eating what just came out. 
 
 `` Wohoo, i can even produce my own food!''
