[ WP ] The 5 most notorious procrastinators in the world come together . This is what they accomplish ...

“ But why should we do it now? ” I heard Tom say just as I opened my eyes sitting in these terrible seats. 
 
 “ I agree with Tom ” I say “ the plane ride here was quite the long one. Maybe we can do it the day after tomorrow. Then we can explore the city a bit tomorrow, and maybe even get some good solid sleep in the hotel. ” 
 
 *Haha, explore the city, yeah right. I ’ ll be sleeping all the day tomorrow. Those busy bastards can keep the activity to them. * 
 
 “ Sounds like a plan, Tom, Peter, John, Hans, What do you feel like? ” Anna said, she was the only girl in our group, she didn ’ t look all too happy about that. 
 
 Everyone nodded and the group left the meeting rooms they gathered in to go to their rooms. 
 
 *I hope none of them ask me to actually go out tomorrow. I really do not feel like going out. After such a plane drive I really need to calm down for a day or two* 
 
 “ Hey John ” Tom whispered. “ I really don ’ t feel like going out tomorrow, how do you feel about watching a movie in the cinema at the top of the hotel? ” *O god here we go. I ’ m afraid I ’ ll have to act like I actually want to do something to get to know these people* 
 
 I take a step back, taking Tom in as I think about the options I have. *should I go with him, or tell him some bullshit excuse that he ’ ll totally see through? * “ Yeah, sounds like a great idea, we ’ ll text about the specifics ” I quickly say as he starts to look a bit uncomfortable at me looking at him and thinking so long. 
 
 “ Right, I ’ ll see your text appear anywhere tonight or tomorrow morning. ” “ Yeah, see you later! ” I respond as Tom steps out of the elevator and walks to his room. As I sigh about the elevator being such a slow one I hear a voice in my head. 
 
 ***great job you piece of shit now we actually need to go do something tomorrow. *** I sigh deeply. *I though I was done with that voice. * I walk to my room as I try to forget about *him*. Wonderfully it actually seems to work. *the voice is actually gone, maybe he is just as lazy as I am, I certainly hope so. * 
 
 As I enter my room a feeling of rest and laziness takes over and forces me to drop on the bed. *This actually is quite the good bed for a hotel. * 
 
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 *What. Where am I. Where is my blanket. Why am I so cold. Where is the light switch. * I wake up frantically searching for answers to the questions racing through my brain. Then suddenly I realise where I am and I calm down a bit. I ’ m at the hotel, I must have fallen asleep when I tested the bed. The light switch is a bit further left as at home. 
 
 *Few, the adrenaline has calmed down a bit. Lets check the time and go to the toilet. * 
 
 When I sit down on the toilet I actually get to recollect a bit. When I grab my phone I see one text. 
 
 **Tom: Hey I don ’ t feel really good. I ’ ll see ya at the meeting tomorrow. My belly is acting up quite the bit. ** 
 
 *Well, isn ’ t that timed perfectly. I didn ’ t feel like going anyway. * 
 
 **John: Shite, that does not sound good. Try and Keep it together, I ’ ll see ya at the meeting! ** 
 
 This makes me feel even better about today, I really don ’ t have to do anything now. *I ’ ll just go to sleep that I guess. This time without clothing. * 
 
 I take my clothes off and get in bed. 
 
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 After a good day and night of sleep and slumber I get up and walk to the elevator. As I touch the button for the lobby and meeting rooms I get a text. 
 
 **Anna: I hope you are not on your way yet, as the meeting has been pushed forward a day, I ’ m sick. ** 
 
 I think about my response for a while as the elevator opens. The people in the elevator do not look happy that I made the elevator stop. The looks on their faces do not improve as I awkwardly walk back to my room mumbling a not so honest sorry. 
 
 *What a dumbasses, all busy and shit on this horrible day. Its raining like hell and they are going outside. I ’ ll keep it down today. * 
 
 I quickly type up a text. *Better make them think I am a bit active, don ’ t want them to actually know I ’ m this lazy. * 
 
 **John: No problem, another day to spend in the city Is another day well spend** 
 
 *Like I actually will go to the city, I didn ’ t go yesterday, and I ’ m pretty sure I won ’ t go today either* 
 
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 Three weeks later we still have not had the meeting, we talk about it often, I must have spend about half the time I am awake texting with them about it. When suddenly I get an amazing text from Anna in our private thread. 
 
 **Anna: I have a secret I need to tell you. When I get out of bed to pee in a couple of minutes I ’ ll walk past your room, I really don ’ t want anyone else to know. Please tell me you won ’ t tell anyone about it? ** 
 
 *What could it possible be. * I quickly type a response. 
 
 **John: I promise I won ’ t tell anyone. I might even be too lazy to do so: ) ** 
 
 I wait a couple of minutes before hearing a faint knock on the door. “ I ’ ll open it! ” I say as I get up and realize I haven ’ t even put on any clothes yet. I grab the blankets and wrap them around me. 
 
 Opening the door I grin at Anna. “ I ’ m sorry for the non-existing clothing. ” “ No problem ” Anna says as the steps inside. “ Just get on the bed and stay there. ” She laughs. 
 
 I run back to the bed and tap on the other side motioning her to go and sit there. As Anna sits down she starts. 
 
 “ Please please promise you won ’ t tell anyone. ” I take a while to answer. “ No. ” I say strongly. “ I won ’ t. ” “ Right, I just had to be sure. ” 
 
 After a couple minutes of a nice silence Anna starts to talk. “ I really am not feeling like having this meeting now. We already waited half a week and I think we should push this to next year. ” She sighs deeply, like really really deep sigh. I take a while to respond. “ While it feels a bit lazy, that sounds like a great idea. But how do we break it to the others? ” Anna laughs. “ I already asked Tom and Peter, they where up for it. ” “ But, you said it was a secret ” I ask. “ I thought you hadn ’ t told anyone else about it. ” Anna laughs again. “ Had I found out you where not into it I could always act like the others also wanted to go on with it. ” 
 
 Now it is my turn to laugh. “ Sounds like a smart decision. Will you tell Hans? ” “ Yeah, leave that to me. ” Anna responds. 
 
 As Anna gets up to leave I ask her a last thing. “ When will the plane go back? ” Anna responds with a shrug and throws a ticket on my bed. “ Tonight. ” 
 
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 As I sit on the plane back I get a text from Anna. 
 
 **Anna: I completely forgot to tell Hans we were leaving. Oops: ) ** 
 
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 My first writing prompt. Please be gentle: P
