[ WP ] The interesting relationship between a god and his highest priest .

`` My Goddess Most Beautiful, Queen of Sea Foam, Stirrer of Passions and Divine Matchmaker, I long to feel your touch on my body and soul. Please, I pray you, bring me love.'' 
 
 In the middle of the temple, Aphrodite materialized before the high priest, a shining and effervescent light of unfathomable beauty. Her eyes glowed like radiant emeralds. Her long red curls were as vibrant as a summer sunset. Her curves were blinding and her feminine figure was the original model from which other women were poorly copied. Beside her, all mortal women looked like little girls who dreamt of someday growing up to be her. 
 
 Borus, Aphrodite's high priest, had to look down to maintain his composure. Gazing at the goddess of transcendent sex for too long would cause a human to meet a grave fate. Some men who dare to admire her for more than 5 seconds are compelled to completely submit to her will and after a lifetime of servitude they die of a fatal case of blue balls. 
 Weaker men would gaze upon her and lose touch with reality. These men masturbate uncontrollably at the sight of Aphrodite and upon orgasm, their minds would be transported into another spiritual dimension where all was a reflection of her. These men choose blissful insanity. They waste their whole lives yanking it, lost in a dream world, while the rest of the villagers throw rocks at him or run away in utter terror and disgust. 
 
 `` Sure, Borus, I can do that for you. You've alway been my most devoted priest and I really appreciate all of your hard work! There is an absolutely gorgeous woman living in your village right now that you have yet to meet and I really think you two would hit it off. Her name is Agape. She's a dancer, has long black hair, she likes art, and she is very open to sexual experimentation.'' 
 
 `` Well, my Goddess of Mind Blowing Orgasms, She Who Stiffens The Limpest of Cocks, Agape sounds like an excellent suggestion, but I'm not sure she's the right woman for me.'' 
 
 `` Really? Who would you like then? I can set you up with just about anybody. Name her and she will be yours. ” Aphrodite thought for a moment. “ … Or if it is man you desire, I can arrange gay love affairs too, you know. Don ’ t be shy, we are all adults here. ” 
 
 “ Venus, Deity of the Roundest and Perkiest of Bosoms, Celestial Being with the Tightest and Wettest of – “ 
 
 “ Oh my God, Borus! Just spit it out! ” 
 
 “ I desire you. I want to spend the rest of my days worshipping you AND loving you. I want to be the one with whom you share your thoughts and feelings. And I would like to make love with you all day and all night until my rod shrivels and dies of exhaustion. I want you to ride me until my hip bones disintegrate under hot friction of your wide, wide hips. I want to ram my rod into every one of your – “ 
 
 “ Shut up! Let me think. ” She calculated for a moment while Borus stared at the floor. 
 
 “ Yes, you are a kind, worthy man and I will take you as my lover. But I have two conditions. You must gouge your own eyeballs out. If you gaze upon me for more than a moment you will either lose your capacity for free will or you will turn into a crazy pervert. So you must blind yourself before we share in divine coital bliss. ” 
 
 Borus sprinted to the nearest window, slammed his fist through it, picked up a shard of glass with his bloody fist, and stabbed his eye with it in a frenzy. 
 “ Arghh!! ” 
 He paused for a moment, panting, and then stabbed himself in his other eye. 
 “ Nnngh! ” 
 He ran back to her, this time looking her right in the face, calling up her orgasmic image in his mind ’ s eye. 
 “ I ’ m ready. Let us make love. ” Blood poured down from his eyes like faucets. 
 
 Aphrodite was taken aback by his enthusiasm. 
 
 “ Er… Okay, well I still have one more condition. Do you still think you can handle that? ” 
 
 Borus braced himself and nodded. What other organs would he have to lose? 
 
 “ Before I allow you to conquer my womb with your seed, I need you to eat me out. ” 
 
 “ Uh, what? Yes… Yes, I can ABSOLUTELY do that for you. No problem. ” 
 
 “ Okay, good. Because some men take issue with that sort of thing so I need to be clear about that right out of the gate. I ’ m gon na need you to do that for me about 10 times daily. ” 
 
 “ Yes! Yes, I would love that. ” 
 
 “ Okay, and I ’ m just going to let you know right now: It tastes like strawberry shortcake. I know some people prefer chocolate cake or carrot cake or something like that. ” 
 
 “ No… No, I think that ’ s fine. I like shortcake. ” Borus could not believe his good luck today. 
 
 “ Great! Now get over here and ram your goddess. ” 
 
 
 Borus rammed his goddess for many centuries until his cock finally shriveled and his pelvic bone was ground into dust. He kept his word and ate her out with gusto 10 times a day, every day of his life. Aphrodite always remembers Borus fondly as her most cherished husband, but she takes new lovers now. 
 
 A word to the wise: If you ever meet an enchanting woman and would like to make love to her, Aphrodite favors men that are honest, respectful, and kind. Most importantly, she shows special preference to those who eat pussy.
