[ WP ] You are an NPC in the GrandTheftAuto universe . Describe a normal day in your life .

Every time. Every freaking time. I did n't sign up for this. This is NOT worth the $ 45k/year and `` free company car''. The LSPD is not fun, and I ca n't even protect the weak or the poor. 
 
 Everyday I'm working 18 hour shifts. Chasing a mass murderer one second, running down a heist the next. Last week some guy ran over 4 people then lit their bodies on fire; all while wearing some ridiculous face paint and nothing but boxer briefs. It is hell in this city. I once witnessed a guy in nothing but a scarf and t-shirt manage to steal a jet from Fort Zancudo. We lost Benny and Bert that day. It was a bad day. 
 
 And the citizens? They do n't seem to give a eff. These people will see, with their very eyes, some schmuck hack people with an ax, shoot a cop with a flare gun, hijack an ambulance all while doing pelvic thrusting motions and just go on about their day once the fugitive is headed 50 feet in the other direction, LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED. 
 
 I want to quit, but I'll be dead trying to walk home. Wan na know how many partners have died right next to me? 3592. Crazy right? I seriously do n't know how I am alive. Must be divine intervention from all that money I gave to Epsilon. 
 
 Praise Kiflom.
