[ WP ] You run an RPG pawn shop . You haggle with adventurers who try to sell loot they 've acquired .

A/N: Yes, I'm aware that transmogs in WoW are often BOP, but that ruins the fun of this script, so just run with it,'kay? 
 
 Edits for format and minor additions. 
 
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 *Int., Day, Ye Olde Gold and Silver Pawn Shoppe. ADVAR the Paladin of Protection approaches the wooden counter where RICHARD, the store's wise bald shopkeeper, stands. * 
 
 RICHARD: What have you got for me today? 
 
 ADVAR: I found these shoes in a chest in a dungeon. Nobody rolled Need on them, so I took them. They look to be in decent condition, so I was hoping to see if I could sell'em. 
 
 *Cut to Ext, outside the Shoppe, customer interview. * 
 
 ADV: I mean, they're nice shoes and all, but leather's not really my thing. I've got a nice set of plate armour that I've been eyeing, so hopefully I can put some of the profit towards that. 
 
 *Cut back inside the Shoppe. Richard is turning them about, examining them* 
 
 ADV: I think they're legacy armour, Nik'ee Boots of Swoosh. 
 
 RICK: Wow. These look like the Air Jor Dinns, Tier 1's. 
 
 *Zoom in on the shoes, focusing on the blue swoosh symbols* 
 
 RICK: These could really be worth a lot on the Auction House but... unfortunately, there are so many fakes on the market, and I'm no expert. If you're willing to sit in queue for a bit, I can whisper a friend of mine and we can verify. 
 
 ADV: K. 
 
 *Moments later, AGILA the Restoration Druid logs in, dressed in a revealing leafy top. She reaches to shake hands with the other two. * 
 
 *Cut to expert interview. * 
 
 AGILA: *male voice. * I'm Ag, the transmog expert. I've been collecting leather sets since Vanilla and I love sexy vanity sets. 
 
 *Cut back to Shoppe* 
 
 AG: How do you guys do? 
 
 ADV: Wait... Are you a he or a she? 
 
 AG: I'm a guy. I just prefer playing girls. Gives me a nice booty to look at. 
 
 ADV: Oh, okay, you're one of those guys. 
 
 RICK: So here we have these legacy shoes that we'd like you to take a look at. 
 
 *Agila takes the boots and examines them* 
 
 AG: Okay. So it looks like we have the Nik'ee Air Jor Dinns Tier 1. These could be worth 100g on AH, depending on the quality. They do seem to be in good condition, the durability is still 100 %. No major damage, stitching is still in place, no scuff marks. Now the question is... are they real? 
 
 *Zoom in more closely on the boots, cutting in shots of nervous Advar* 
 
 AG: Unfortunately, these are fakes. Really nice fakes, but fake nonetheless. See the left side of this Swoosh here? If these were real, they would be a few pixels longer. And the texture on the lining? Not as detailed as it should be. These are the green-quality imitations. 
 
 ADV: WTF. 
 
 AG: I'm sorry, you could get like, 10 g max out of these. 
 
 RICK: Well thanks for dropping in Ag. 
 
 AG: My pleasure. 
 
 *Everyone shakes hands. Ag leaves. * 
 
 RICK: Well, I guess I can offer you... 2g? You heard him, 10g is if you're lucky. 
 
 *Advar rage quits*
