[ WP ] It 's the beginning of a new term at your university . Like usual , you scramble to your first class and get there just in time . No one is there but you and the professor .

I had spent a few weeks making a list of classes that I wanted to take and finding combinations of them that would work for a reasonable schedule. I always liked that part about college. 
 
 I walked to the Rec Center where my first class of the day was, `` The Art of Billiards''. An easy blowoff class, I know, but I was hustled by some pretty little thing at the pool hall last night and my pride still stung a little. I wanted to make sure it did n't become a regular thing. 
 
 I walk into the billiard room and see Andy Dick in short shorts bent over the table lining up a shot. 
 
 Oh God no. 
 
 He sees me and says `` You must be Shane! You're the only student I have this semester so it'll be just the two of us having soooo much fun together! So how about that Trump guy? He seems like president material am I right? And can you believe that some people are still vaccinating their children, even with all of the proof that vaccines cause autism? Hold on, let me get a selfie with you for my Insta... Shane, where are you going?''
