[ WP ] Alien body snatchers come to invade Earth , but piloting a human body is challenging .

We are the swarm! 
 
 We descend on a world, we turn the strength of the enemy against them, we topple them with their own might. The stronger they are, the harder they fall. 
 
 We are the swarm, and this planet is our next meal. 
 
 The alpha troop descends on the strongest of nations in this planet, filled with the strongest specimens. We take control of them, then the conquest begins. 
 
 Bilateral symmetry, bipedal, two arms, one head. Nothing we never seen before. Open eyes of host. We have visual stimuli. Test motor functions. Current pose: reclining. Search memory for current situation: `` Sitting on couch''. Well, attempt to shift to locomotive mode. `` Stand up''. 
 
 Failure. 
 
 Alright, let us use the hosts reflexes. Push with arms, flex leg muscles. Assume bipedal stance. 
 
 Failure. 
 
 Our intel says the species is indeed mobile. What wont this specimen move? 
 
 Run diagnostics. This specimen has incredible amounts of spare energy reserves. That should be good, right? Also, what kind of calamity was this creature preparing for? Were they warned of our attack? 
 
 Search memory: the energy storage is called `` fat''. And this creature collected it because.... `` it felt good''? 
 
 Most advanced nation in the world, and I land in a creature that is too fat to walk?
