[ WP ] Earth becomes the battleground for two warring alien races , both of which claim to be humanity 's `` protectors ''

No one knows when it happened, but they sure as hell remember what happened next. With a shimmer and a crackle, the sky suddenly began to appear as if it were being ripped apart. From the gaping opening descended two blurry, almost static-y looking creatures, both winged, but vaguely humanoid. From this distance it looked like they were ramming one another. Within a few minutes they descended to the ground and others like them began to amass from the hole. 
 
 **Humans of Earth** boomed a voice, **We are here to protect you** 
 
 **No *WE* are here to protect you** boomed a slightly distinct second voice. 
 
 
 **Shut up they are mine! ** the first voice cried 
 
 
 **Mom was right, you never want to share, no wonder you tried to start your own race. I have to protect these poor rugged ape-men creatures from your ferocity** 
 
 
 **Wait, before we battle we should talk. The ensuing fight might rip apart this planet. Why do n't we just share** 
 
 
 **A truce? Already? Fine, there are 7 billion human animals on this planet. We'll cut each one in half, you'll get one half and I'll get the other** 
 
 
 **Deal! Wait till mom hears that we've finally set our differences aside to save creatures of a lower dimension! ** 
 
 And like that, the end of humanity came. 
 

