[ WP ] We finally manage to contact alien life . Turns out they 're all assholes .

Year: 2048 
 I remember the day that our message was sent, roughly 22 years ago. We were told at the time that it would take 11 years for the aliens to receive the messge, and another 11 for their response to be received by Earth. Our message was nice enough, promoting peace and explaining that all we wanted was to be allies, sharing knowledge and technology. Today was the day that we would get their response. What would it say? Would it be peaceful, or hostile? Well, we would be finding out very soon. At precisely 7:06 PM, all the screens on planet Earth went blank. TVs, phones, computers, holographic displays, everything. The screens then turned back on. After a few seconds, we were greeted with... A video that looked like it was from the early years of YouTube. The quality was blurry, the audio was scratchy, not exactly `` super advanced technology'' 
 
 It looked like a rebellious teenage emo. He had green, shiny skin, but apart from that, the alien was identical to a human. He had long black hair, with a fringe that went down to his mouth. He looked like a literal goth. It took me a few seconds to notice that... He was crying? 
 
 `` F*ck off, okay?! I do n't want to be friends with you! Just leave me alone! I do n't care about sharing my technology! Okay? Thanks, assholes!'' 
 
 The screens went blank again. The human race was silent, frozen in surprise. Only one word managed to escape my mouth. 
 
 `` What?''
