[ WP ] God gets tired of people denying his/her existence and makes him/herself known , he/she completely defies expectations though .

> Besides this being my first time on the sub, English is not my primary language. Please excuse any grammar or other English mistakes. 
 
 `` Welcome everyone,'' He states. `` I am very glad that you have all managed to arrive on such short notice. This is an extremely pressing matter that we've delayed for too long.'' He finishes, as His most trusted and high-ranked angels take their seats on luxurious, gold-plated thrones. He also takes his seat on a giant throne, stationed in the middle. He goes silent for a second, and miraculously, wine glasses made from the finest materials pop up next to each angel, along with a basket of freshly-baked white bread, sitting at the middle of the table. 
 
 The meeting has begun. `` 5000 years. 5000 years has passed the animal of my own creation, the most intelligent animal ever conceived, capable of inventing amazing machines and building massive, glamorous empires, settled on a planet created just for him. And now, my own creation has turned his back to me. I have gathered this conference to try and solve the problem of'Atheism' in the communities of man.'' 
 
 The council sits quietly, looking at each other, occasionally whispering and drinking a bit of wine. `` What is the meaning of this?!'' He shouts, slamming his hand on the table. `` I have summoned my best of advisers on this serious issue, and they ca n't even suggest a single solution?!'' 
 
 `` W-Well'', one of the angels softly says, `` We can try and flood the planet once more. The believers will understand the message and run, while the non-believers die.'' 
 
 `` No,'' He explains, `` That will just let future generations claim that this event was fake too, as they did with the previous one. We must find a way to save what's left of my believers, while making the'atheists' either believe me or perish from this earth, without future generations claiming all of this had no evidence, and the cycle continues!'' 
 
 A moment of silence strikes the room, until another advisers suggests an idea. 
 
 `` I got it! ``, he gleefully stands up with his glass of wine in his hand, `` We can forcefully convert the entire population of Earth to believers of your religion, my Lord! No one will question it, doubt it, or remember anything from before.'' 
 
 He thinks about the idea. His body movements and face suggests that He is fond of that proposition. `` Very well, Nathaniel,'' He states. `` Your suggestion is now called into vote. If you have any objections, please raise your hand.'' 
 
 No one raises their hands. 
 
 He stands up, reads a few passages from The Bible, and, within an instant, everybody on Planet Earth instantly becomes religious. 
 
 A large party was held in Heaven that night. A large selection of gourmet foods and wine were served to each person on their own gold-plated tables. He said a few words about the now non-existent issue, his plan, and its execution. He was met with cheers and applause from the diners. 
 
 
 As the night turned to day, and the days to weeks, and the weeks to years, and years to decades, the now converted individuals had died, and are now raised to Heaven. As the decades passed, people en mass started going up to Heaven and immediately accepted. So much so, that the place has gotten dense and overpopulated. He had trouble managing the growing population, and with the rate of human reproduction, there was no more position in heaven to be had, and He decided to close the floodgates. He then decided to give the people of earth immortality as a compromise. 
 
 Earth was swiftly getting denser and denser, and living space as literally a few centimeters squared. With the growing density in both the afterlife and ethereal life, He decides to call in one more conference. 
 
 `` Nathaniel!'' He shouts. `` You were in charge of this idea! What do we do next?! I want answers!'' 
 
 Nathaniel was baffled. He looked around nervously looking for answers. `` I have no idea, my Lord! ``, he says. 
 
 His face started to get red with pure anger, and in the apex of rage, He sent Nathaniel to the depths of Hell. 
 
 `` If none of you give me suggestions, you all going with him!'' He shouts with the brink of his abilities. 
 
 Nervously, a familiar soft, scared voice emerges. `` We can always try the flood...''
