[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

`` I should really consolidate this thing, or at least label my rings.'' 
 
 `` How is it that this'll be the fifth time you've freed me, and you still have to fidget through all your keys? I mean, c'mon, you're The Keymaster.'' 
 
 `` Do n't judge me, Harry. Having this many keys is hard work.'' 
 
 `` Oh, I feel SO sorry for you. And do n't call me Harry. If anyone here overheard you, they --'' 
 
 `` They'd what, Peeker? Speak to you in that imperious tone your mother used to use when you were in trouble?'' 
 
 `` Well... yeah. You know how terrifying my mother is.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I'll never forget when I first met her. She sure had ideas of how I could manage my keys better.'' 
 
 ``... I'm not gon na respond to that.'' 
 
 `` Why not?'' 
 
 `` Because you know that all I'm going to do is agree with her. You have way too many key rings, and the keys are n't even organized. You know where your Siberian keys are? Right next to your keys for Corcoran. Those two places have nothing in common, except for their having housed psychopaths once before.'' 
 
 `` Those two happen to be very near and dear to my heart.'' 
 
 `` Of course they are. Roger.'' 
 
 `` How dare you? The nerve. I ca n't belie --'' 
 
 `` Do n't call me Harry and I wo n't call you Roger.'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Well?'' 
 
 `` Fine.'' 
 
 `` Good. Glad we could come to an agreement.'' 
 
 `` Now are you gon na get me outta here, or what?'' 
 
 `` You know that I'm here for a reason, Peek. Now just be patient, wouldya?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah. Just think of all the voyeurism I'm missing out on. There are people to be peeked at!'' 
 
 `` Have you ever stopped to consider that your reputation as a supervillain is really just based on the invasion of privacy?'' 
 
 `` So? I'm like the CIA, but only for nudism.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm not sure which of you is worse.'' 
 
 `` What's interesting though, is that only my behavior makes me a criminal.'' 
 
 `` Up until now it does. When they indict the agency for its violation of privacy and cart them off to prison, guess who'll be called to come save the day?'' 
 
 `` You will, Key. They always call you. Whenever they say'good behavior,' I know it's really you.'' 
 
 `` Aaaand... there we go.'' 
 
 `` Finally! I ca n't wait to --'' 
 
 `` Stop! Do n't even set foot outside that cell. You're under arrest, scumbag.'' 
 
 `` Cindy, so good to see you again.'' 
 
 `` Yes, just absolutely charmed, Harry.'' 
 
 `` Harry? I mean, Peek? How do you know her?'' 
 
 `` Oh, this is Cindy. She works with the CIA. She's probably had this place bugged for awhile, expecting you to show up. But it's okay, she changed clothes with the windows wide open this morning.''
