[ WP ] You are the luckiest person on Earth . Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor . However , there two catches : you are absorbing the luck of those around you , and anyone who tries to profit from your luck ( even with your help ) is met with the worst luck immediately .

And that's why you're in prison? 
 
 Yeah... at least this way the only people I'm stealing luck from deserve it. 
 
 And what about me? Is n't this call leeching my luck away? 
 
 No, it seems to only work in proximity to me... like an invisible field of luck absorption 
 
 Let me get this straight, you absorb the luck of people around you- 
 
 Yes 
 
 And you succeed in everything you try 
 
 Riiiiight... 
 
 Well, have you ever tried just duplicating their luck without robbing them of it? 
 
 I... damn... that would have been a lot easier... 
 
 Than? 
 
 Getting arrested. Do you know how hard it is to be arrested by the most unlucky cops ever?
