[ W.P ] `` There ai n't no Devil , that 's just God when he 's drunk '' . God has just woken up with an almighty hangover .

`` OW, WHY ARE THOU IN SUCH AGONY?'' said God as he came to, he gazed around blearily with blood shot eyes `` I REMEMBER NONE OF THIS'' he said, utterly lost.God sat for an eternity, desperate to recover himself.Idly he clapped, unleashing a thunderous noise that summoned a celestial being, which he noted looked much like himself `` Oh Lord, you beaconed your angels and we come, what are your wishes?'' said the being.God shrugged `` TELL ME, WHAT HAS, WHO IS IN CHARGE AROUND HERE?'' said God.The angel uneasily looked at him `` Why, you are my Lord'' they said.God sighed `` HOW LONG?'' he bellowed, aware his voice was epically loud, the angel did n't seem particularly fazed, it just stood there, floating in its ethereal form. God did n't know why he was shouting, he wanted to stop, because his own voice was giving him a headache.God looked at the angel pleadingly, not willing to raise his voice least he endure its booming noise once again. The angel looked to him expectantly, God merely shrugged his shoulders.God wanted to speak once again, without shouting, which felt wrong somehow, he rearranged his tongue and started rehearsing in a low murmur, before looking to the angel once again `` Have, have I always been so vocal?'' said God, feeling terrible conflicted at hearing his own voice normally, for what must have been the first time in eons.The angel uneasily addressed him, as though he had the wrong person. `` Yes'' they said. 
 
 The angel remained before him, and another eternity later he asked `` What have I been shouting about all this time?'' said God.Almost mechanically the angel replied `` Your wrath, my Lord.'' God chewed his thump at this, before looking upon the angel once again `` Who was my wrath directed at?'' he asked.When God tried to remember, his head ached, as though something was missing, he fumbled on it, but there was nothing to recall.Once again he addressed the angel `` Why did I have to be so wrathful'' he asked. `` My Lord, your anger was directed at those who defied you'' said the angel `` Even your angels'' they said, clearly quite unintentionally because their face was now full of fear.God felt something wash over him, a rage that emerged as his booming voice `` EVEN MY ANGELS?'' he said, suddenly aware that he was standing, towering over the angel, he began to advance towards the angel.The angel was weeping as he advanced on them, they now stood, crying in his shadow. `` WHY DO YOU WEEP?'' he bellowed uncontrollably. The angel continued to cry, shielding their face.The anger burned in him, lighting crashed around them now, the once calm, clear atmosphere of the heavens now black.'' NO! I CAN NOT BARE THIS, THIS DARKNESS'' said the frightened God, desperately wishing the rage would leave him.The angel came out from behind their hands and stood uneasily `` Your wrath, you must let it go!'' they said.God pictured the angel, a celestial being like himself, burning, its wings charred. its face twisted into a scream. God wrestled with the rage, images of fire entered his mind “ I do n't want any this ” he said weakly as the horrific images came to him, one after the other. ” ENOUGH ” he shouted, the crashing of thunder marking his voice.God tightly shut his eyes, willing that the darkness and rage would stop.God inadvertently opened his eyes and saw calm once again. The angel still wept in his shadow.God felt smaller, as he looked upon the angel, a warmer feeling came over him, a need to embrace the weeping figure became clear to him. With his arms outstretched he brought his arms around the angel.
