[ WP ] A boy realises his snowmen have come to life , however when the sun comes up they die an agonising death . One avoids the melt in the shade , and does n't want the same painful fate .

^^^*'' Heeeelllp ^^^meeeee^^^^eeee....'' 
 
 The boy looked at his companion. `` I think he's trying to say something.'' 
 
 `` Would n't you? At best he's got a few weeks to live, might as well try for more?'' 
 
 ^^^'' No....^^^kill... ^^^I....'' 
 
 `` Maybe we should have given him less limbs. That ca n't be comfortable.'' 
 
 `` Excellent for making tuna fish sandwiches, though!'' 
 
 `` You sometimes make me glad animals are n't in control of their own evolution. Now shut your cake hole and help me push him into the driveway.'' 
 
 They began to shove him onto the driveway, but the snowman falls over and his head splats in the middle of the driveway. 
 
 `` He died the way he lived, as a pile of snow.'' 
 
 `` YOU ABSOLUTE FURBUCKET!'' 
 
 ``... Wait. This gives me an idea! Get Dad's bike, three hammers, roller skates, some glue, and a bowl of noodles!'' 
 
 #'' Caaaaaaaalllllvvvvviiiiiiiinnnnnnnn! Your hot cocoa is ready!'' 
 
 `` Can we wait until after the hot cocoa? I need to dry off my fur!'' 
 
 `` Fine, but you're setting up the ramp.'' 
 
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