[ WP ] [ CW ] Make me fall in love with a character in 200 words or less .

`` What is that man doing?'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` I do n't know. He's peculiar. Freckles painted pink and a candy cane for support. Disgusting commoner.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` Was n't he the man who decided to hand glide over New York city *naked*?'' 
 
 
 
 
 `` I believe so. How was he acquitted for that atrocity?'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` He was n't. He put itching powder in the courtroom's toilet paper and then catered sushi, bad sushi, to the room. It should n't have worked, but it did. He simply walked out of the courtroom and was n't caught since.'' 
 
 
 
 `` How was he not caught. He staged a flashmob in Time Square. Did n't they see him?'' 
 
 
 
 
 `` No. Everyone was dressed as a Jesus Woki. The Star Wars character thingy. It's hard to catch a guy in a train station filled with space prophets.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` Should we report him?'' 
 
 
 
 `` Yes. But first, I want to know what he's doing. What are you doing sir?'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 `` The man looked up and said in a southern drawl `` I'm painting in molten glass.'' 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

