[ WP ] A prowrestler accidentally kills his opponent in a staged fight , and gives the audience a heart-wrenching speech .

* `` I've never seen such an intense fight in all my years of announcing!'' 
 * `` That's right Jeff, this is truly a spectacle. I pity the folks listening on the radio, this is quite a thing to watch!'' 
 * `` Something seems to be happening, here... The Tenderizer seems to have put The Heart Milkshake into some kind of choke hold. This move was outlawed in the 1989 Convention of Move Banning! He does n't want to give up! The ref is trying to tear him away, but he remains adamant!'' 
 * `` That's right Jeff, The Tenderizer has been smothering The Heart Milkshake for at least two minutes now! Everyone is going insane!'' 
 * `` Wait, it seems The Tenderizer is letting up. Yes, he's admitted defeat to the referee, he tossed The Heart Milkshake aside like one of your blow up dolls!'' 
 * `` That's right Jeff, I sure do love my dolls. The Heart Milkshake appears to be unconscious, whilst The Tenderizer is being escorted away. The ref declared his banishment from the Pro Supersmasher Wrestling League and Fundraising Comittee for Pro Wrestlers and Aspiring Pro Wrestlers!!'' 
 * `` The Tenderizer is flailing in anger, and The Heart Milkshake still is n't getting up! Medics have rushed to his aid...... Oh my god!! The Heart Milkshake has been killed by The Tenderizer!! The announcement has been made, the entire building is silent.'' 
 * `` That's right Jeff, The Heart Milkshake is dead at the hands of The Tenderizer. The cause of death is reported to be a broken neck. The men escorting him have stepped aside, The Tenderizer is slowly returning to the stage.'' 
 * `` It seems as if The Tenderizer is about to address the situation. The crowd remains silent.'' 
 * `` I can not believe this. I'm so sorry everyone. I went too far. People, this was supposed to be a staged match. A fucking lie. I got too caught up in everything, this was my last show before retirement. I just jerked his neck too hard when I threw him aside, I'm so sorry. Honestly, though, let this be a lesson. My Heart-wrenching performance tonight is something you should all be cautious of. You never know when you get too angry, and things escalate to the point of no return. Be careful, kids. I'm sorry for the disappointment everyone. Rest in peace, The Heart Milkshake.'' 
 * `` Wow. That truly was a Heart-wrenching speech. Goodnight folks.'' 
 * `` That's right Jeff, goodnight viewers.'' 
 
 
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