[ WP ] Since birth , you have always had a bad sense of direction that would defy the laws of logic and space . Instead of arriving at your destination , you would end up in places or areas impossible for normal people to get to .

Typing this on my phone, so forgive any typos. I'm hoping my battery does n't die, I've been here since about 3AM. I'd call to get some help, but I do n't have any bars here, but I'm close enough to my wifi to get a signal atm, so if anyone can contact my gf and let her know I'm actually here and can see and hear her, that would be awesome. 
 
 So I got up in the middle of the night to take a leak and in the fog of it being crazy early and me being half asleep, I completely forgot that we're in the new apartment, so instead of the bathroom being on the right side of the hall like it's been for the past few years, it's now on the left. 
 
 Long story short, I turned right and bumped straight into the part of the fridge that abuts the wall, and thinking for a moment that it was the bathroom door, just kinda nudged my way in `` between'' the fridge and the wall. What I thought was the bathroom door seemed to wobble really weirdly, but I got through. It really was n't until I noticed it was really dark and I could n't find the bathroom light that I noticed anything was off. Turning around the way I came I could see the back of the fridge and a small sliver of light showing me the hallway beyond, but when I looked at the way I had just came, it was nothing but blackness. No floor, no ceiling, no walls, just black. 
 
 I tried for a while to get back out the way I came in, but the slit between the fridge and the wall is only about 2 inches, and there's what feels like really strong glass between me and it, so I ca n't even touch the fridge. I can hear what's going on inside the apartment, but my gf ca n't seem to hear me, it's really weird. I'm able to make my way above and below my apartment and if I move back far enough I can see inside all the rooms at once, but none of my neighbors' apartments or anything else. Right now I'm above my living room because it got me close enough to my router or modem ( ca n't ever remember which does what ) to get some wifi signal. I emailed my gf and told her what happened, but she does n't believe me and told me to stop messing around and pick up cheese while I'm out. 
 
 It's been a few hours now and she's starting to get pissed. I've done some exploring of this area I'm in, but I've got to keep the apartment in view or I'd just be completely lost as to my direction up, down or otherwise because it's nothing but black out here. I've only gone far enough away to see my entire apartment about the size of a postage stamp, before I freaked out and made my way back. 
 
 Anyways, if someone can pass on the message, that would be great. My phone is about to die, because I started googling `` how to get back in the apartment if you slip outside of it accidentally'' and before I knew it I was on reddit and tvtropes and... well you know how that goes. 
 
 Thanks! 
 

