[ WP ] The headlines praise you as a Hero - but you have no idea what you have done ... You are about to be interviewed on National Television .

*Pretentious drama queens*. That is what I had always thought when celebrities would get pissed off and irritated by all the people waiting to take a picture of them, talk to them, yet here I found myself shoving away all the cameras in my face as I frantically searched for a way out of the spotlight. The day started as any other as I fetched my newspaper while my kettle was boiling. Hot tea and a nice tabloid, the perfect start to the day as my mum would say. It almost seems like an another life as I casually glanced at the front page to see my picture on it. *I bloody hope I turned off the pot. * A bespectacled intern hurried me along through the door as the noise of the crowd turned into the hustle bustle of a tv studio. `` So how did you know?'' the gorgeous anchor of the morning show asked me as the intern faded into the noise. `` I honestly do n't know what you are talking about, can someone please explain...'' `` Stop screwing with me will you, the entire world has been looking for you. Your phone call made me think you finally wanted to talk.'' *Am I dreaming*. `` And today, joining us will be none other than Kareem Abdullah or as you might recognize him'disband_volvo', the world famous redditor who seems to have found the answer to the question, Are we alone? Last night kareem posted the exact co-ordinates of a planet which he claimed was host to intelligent life. Kareem's claims were dismissed as hoax by most, until NASA came out and confirmed early this morning that there is indeed what appears to be a space station floating around it. The entire internet has gone wild at the prospect of intelligent life capable of space travel as # wearenotalone trends around the world and our own Julia Andrews will be talking to Kareem in an exclusive breaking interview right after this short break..'' *I have never been so confused in my life. What the hell are these guys talking about, all I did last night was fall asleep watching netflix. What is happening? * `` I need to use the restroom'' `` Right now? We are on air in 2 minutes.'' `` Can you please just point me to it?'' The cold water slapped my face but did nothing to wake me from what I was desperately hoping to be an extremely vivid dream. `` it was n't me'' I screamed at the empty room as my confusion turned to anger. `` No, it was me'' my reflection replied. I could feel my sanity abandon me as it leapt out of the mirror and began to materialize in front me.
