[ WP ] Everyone in the world has been transformed into a mythical creature ( gargoyles , nymphs , centaurs , etc ) and no one notices except the one remaining human .


 
 Waking up today was one of the weirdest experiences of my life. I look across the room to my suite-mate Sam, and instead of a tall red haired guy, I see a short red haired dwarf. Upon screaming at this sight he wakes up comes over to me and convinced me I was crazy. He said he had always been a dwarf. Am I going crazy? 
 
 I need to clear my head so I decide to walk out of my room across the mess hall in the wee hours of the morning to talk to my other friend Mark. Upon knocking on the door a giant Orc comes bounding out sleepy eyed. At this of course my screams continue as I try to run away. But the massive Orc grabs my shoulders tuned me around and starts asking me why I was screaming. I thought it was quite obvious considering the fact that my second best mate had turned into a fucking freak. Again though he assured me within seconds that he had always been and always will be an Orc. What the hell is happening here? I am so confused. 
 
 Both Mark and Sam decided to talk me to the healer that was at the end of the hall. I figured it would be a good idea to get my head examined, and I was hopeful that the healer would be able to tell me I wasn ’ t crazy. Walking into the cold wooden room we meet the healer, but once again I was in for a surprise. What awaited me was an elf. After freaking out, again, she convinced me that she had been an elf since she had known me. But she also decides to perform a routine check on my health which included a prostate exam. I don ’ t think its necessary but both Mark and Sam started to back her up against my protests. Finally I submit to the test, get on the cold table with my ass up in the air ready. But instead of her fingers she reached into her drawer and I see her pull out the biggest, brightest red dild -- 
 
 “ STOP. Just stop. This game isn ’ t fucking fun anymore. We were supposed to play as a group of humans searching for the power amulet. Now it ’ s just a cluster fuck of people with a high level of disguise, and buffing powers, convincing me I ’ m crazy and trying to get me butt fucked. Fuck you guys. ” 
 
 “ Whoa, calm down, we ’ re just messing around and having a bit of fun. ” 
 
 “ Ya I thought it was pretty damn funny myself. You should how angry you got when I rolled that 3rd nat 20 in a roll for the bluff check. Fucking clutch. ” 
 
 “ That was bullshit and you know it. You only got it because the DM let you reroll. If you ’ re going to be fucking trolls I quit. Worst campaign ever. ” 
 
 *This is one of my first writings, so sorry if it is n't very good, or too far off topic! Hope you guys enjoy, it was based off a DnD story I read awhile ago. *
