[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

Terror lies around every corner. The few surviving humans huddle in secluded retreats, fending off starvation, plagues and an impressive array of monstrosities from their deepest nightmares. 
 
 Then, one day, a new terror arrived. Gaily clad in the most garishly colored and itchiest of wool sweaters, JetJoKnits swept into the camp. Her sharp, pointy needles caught the sunlight, sending off gleaming sparks of light. Her wild eyes fell upon a young boy, huddled behind a rock. `` YOU LOOK COLD!!! YOU NEED A... NOSEWARMER!!!!'' she cackled maniacally. The boy wept as the horrendous, pink pom-pom was lashed around his face. His mother ran from a nearby cave, desperate to protect her son from the assault, but soon fell prey to JetJoKnits' compulsion to cover the world in yarn. `` OOOOOHHHH!!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A SCARF!!!'' The needles clacked ominously and with impossible speed. Soon, a multi-colored, chunky, bobbled scarf spewed forth and wrapped, snake-like, around the poor woman's neck. 
 
 All through the small refuge, survivors found themselves suddenly bedecked with ugly sweaters, ill-fitting caps, and itchy mittens. JetJoKnits showed no mercy. Once every inch of the camp was covered in miles of itchy wool, the monster screamed in victory and headed off to find the next pile of victims.
