[ WP ] The wingman falls in love with his bro .

`` *ooh! * what about him?'' asked Simone, her mildly drunk voice just making over the sound of bar chatter, dumb music and pool table breaks. she gestured her hand over to a man in the corner, who had dark hair and wore a hoodie. `` he looks fun..'' 
 
 `` hmm...'' mumbled Jen, pretending to scan him up and down `` I do n't know.. he looks like young Hitler'' 
 
 Jen was having a rough night. Her best friend Simone wanted to go out and meet some people, but Jen was struggling with the fact that she would rather stay in with Simone and watch game of thrones than get dressed up for bar dick. She had been feeling really close to Simone lately, and she just wanted to talk to her about it. She sipped at her beer. 
 
 Simone waggled her finger at Jen `` You are soooo not fun tonight, what's up?'' 
 
 `` n-nothing. I had a long day at work. just stressed haha. would you like to dance?'' 
 
 Simone laughed and took Jen's hand and led her to the middle of the bar. the music that was pumping was light and fun, and they began to dance, although for Jen it was a different dance, a flirty dance, as though she was physically connecting with her crush. Simone, being the clueless blonde she was, took this as irony, and began full on grinding on Jen, who tried to mask her frustration at the scene. 
 
 The guys at the bar, predictably, were beginning to pay attention. Enjoying this new found fame, Simone began to sexily grind up on her friend harder, whilst Jen, feeling like the human epitome of an eye roll, tried her best to mimic her friend. As more and more guys began nodding their heads, Simone, ever eager to fill the need for attention her daddy never quite satisfied, grabbed Jen and kissed her full on the lips. 
 
 Jen was stunned, frozen where she was, and for a second tried to enjoy it before Simone's face parted from hers, gave her a wink, and motioned her hand signalling she had to use the ladies room. 
 
 As Simone walked away, the gaze of more than a few dumb guys locked onto her butt, Jen let out a sad, defeated shudder. 

