[ WP ] A time traveler has come from the future to cause the death of 4 billion people ... .. in order to save us from something even worse .

`` Look, Mr. President, I do n't have long here. I need you to help me. The Irish are up to horrifying things, the nature of which I can not disclose, that will cause the suffering of billions. I need access to your nuclear weaponry!'' 
 
 He sighed, rolling his eyes before staring directly at my face. 
 
 `` Okay. 
 
 I do n't why you're still here, but let me make it clear. You are a psycho. I do n't care if you have ID to let you get in. I think you are insane, and I am dissappointed that my servicemen let you in. In fact, I -'' 
 
 `` With all due respect, Mr. President, I will ask you to dismiss your servicemen. I will show you exactly what we are talking about here.'' 
 
 He contemplated it for a while before nodding to his servicemen. They filed out of the room silently. 
 
 `` Now show me.'' 
 
 I felt around for a small electronic device before holding it out in my palm. It projected an image above it, to which the President gasped loudly. 
 
 `` This....this is not real, is it? How is this possible?'' 
 
 I silently swiped through each picture, the President's eyes widening with each one. 
 
 `` And that is why the Irish are not to be trusted,'' I said. 
 
 He just stood, shocked. He eventually blinked and turned straight to me, before asking, `` How many potatoes would it take to construct this? And how long?'' 
 
 `` Sixty thousand and nine hundred potatoes, and from this moment,'' I looked down to my watch, `` Fifteen days, three hours and forty-three minutes.'' 
 
 `` You may take what you need.'' 

