[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

Here we see the wild American Teenager in his natural habitat. We see him, freshly groomed for mating season. The biannual mating season for the adolescent human has begun. Here we see one of the unspecialized males approaching an unspecialized female. Neither seem to fit into any of the sub-species like the Athletica or Cranial Varities. 
 
 He has spent the past 24 hours grooming and preparing for this moment. He hesitates, the object of his affection seems to be surrounded by other females. He waits. 
 
 Then, luckily the shrill call of'a bell' causes them to disperse. He leaps on his opportunity. 
 
 He approaches, hunched and supplicating, she seems to be hesitant. He gives her a small wild flower he had chosen to gain her favor. It does not seem to be enough for the female. The male finishes his proposal. It is the female's turn to reply. She is displaying the hot red color the species makes on their face to signal emotion. She seems to be anxious, she undoubtedly hoped for one of the Athletica to pursue. 
 
 The female notices the male's arousal, and grows redder. Eventually, she agrees to attend, what the ecologists refer to as, a'Homecoming'.
