[ WP ] Dogs are now super intelligent . Some things are awkward now .

President Fluffles, and the First Caretaker Joan stood outside of the Oval office. 
 
 `` My, my, who's a good wittle pwesident? You are! You are!'' 
 
 Fluffles sighed. `` Joan, you can stop with the baby talk now. I'm ten years old and would like to be taken as a serious politician. I think I can really do good for dog and humanki-'' 
 
 `` Aww are n't you just the cutest wittle floofles,'' Joan interrupted. 
 
 `` For the last time, I prefer to be called by my chosen name, Bill. Now can I please get some damn water and a copy of the new civil rights bill! And Joan, can you just leave the adults to work? Go scrounge us up some kibble somewhere.'' 
 
 `` Oh... Right. Okay, uh, Bill, I'll go get that.'' 
 
 Joan really missed the days of when her little terrier was just a simple dog, a dog who loved to be played with and pandered to, and who wouldnt ever leave her. Now, she was n't sure what to do without her best friend by her side, her loving companion who would always retrieve the ball she threw. 
 
 `` Hey, uh, Joan.'' 
 
 Joan looked at her pet, and could n't help but think of how adorable he looked with his tiny suit and doggy glasses. 
 
 `` Do you want to go for a walk?''
