[ WP ] Its November 11th , 2014 and fake poppies have just been shipped out all over North America . This time though there is something special about them . Something ... Deadly .

The Joker sat in his cell under his blanket so that he could n't see the small bit of daylight that came through his cell window. He was feeling depressed and could n't handle seeing anything life-giving. He felt like a complete sham because he could n't think of a single scheme to annoy or injure anyone around him. He even gave up on his escape plots for being too predictable. 
 
 `` Knock knock,'' said the guard ( the villians often called him'' Shitbeast'' due to his smell and size ). 
 
 The Joker let out a tired whine of a word or a noise in response. 
 
 `` What's wrong, clown? This cell got ya down?'' Shitbeast asked. 
 
 The Riddler let out a high-pitched giggle at that one. 
 
 `` Nah. I just ca n't handle seeing all the ugly faces around today. I want my Harley to come take care of my psychological problems, if you know what I mean.'' The Joker said, a bit cheerier this time. 
 
 `` Ha. Ha. Now the warden did n't just send me over here to have this lovely chat with you for nothing. We need you to spill the beans on something: why'd you do it? It's Remembrance day for fuck's sake.'' Shitbeast yelled, unlocking the cell door. 
 
 The Joker poked his head from under his blanket `` I've been doing nothing. Why do you think I'm under this blanket, you dope?'' 
 
 `` Do n't play this game today with me, funny boy.'' Shitbeast said, ripping the sheets off of the clown, `` You laced poison into those poppies shipped all around the world. People are getting sick and going mad. We need to know if there's an antedote.'' 
 
 The Joker's face brightened, `` Going mad, you say? `` 
 
 `` Yes. They're seeing things that are n't there. Leaping off of tall buildings. That kind of stuff.'' 
 
 `` It was n't me! It must have been...'' 
 
 Just then, Harley Quinn was wheeled into the cell across from The Joker. She looked as beautiful and batshit crazy as ever. She gave The Joker a seductive wink and then he knew. 
 
 `` Happy Remembrance day, Puddin','' Harley shrieked. 
 

