[ WP ] `` I 'm on fire ? ''

`` SHIT!'' Ethan yelled, then stopped, dropped, and finally rolled around on the floor. The strange thing was, afterwards he felt like he was never actually on fire in the first place. He checked his body parts, and there were no burn marks anywhere. His clothes remained intact, without a single charred piece of cloth. Feeling his brow, he saw that he still had hair and eyebrows. Was he really on fire before? 
 
 *You're still on fire! * 
 
 `` SHIT!'' Ethan yelled, then paused, this time not dropping. There was something fishy going on here. 
 
 `` Wait a second. No I'm not. I am not on fire. No part of me is on fire. Why are you saying that I'm on fire?'' Ethan queried. 
 
 *Because you're on fire! * 
 
 `` SHIT!''
