[ IP ] Ski Pluto !

Astrocorp ^TM welcomes you to Pluto: The small planet that's big on fun! 
 
 As we approach our destination, feel free to chase away the hypersleep blahs with our delicious Milky Way Tea ^TM, scientifically designed to refresh and rejuvenate. You can look forward to a getaway full of fun and relaxation! Let our Handy Bots ^TM take care of all your luggage and unpacking, and all you have to worry about is which activity you would like to enjoy first. 
 
 Eager to hit the slopes? The powdered snow of Hillary Montes calls to you! Designed by top engineers and maintained around the clock, Astrocorp's^TM state-of-the-art terraformed slopes provide hours of fun and excitement, for all skill levels, any time you desire. That's right, whether you prefer a midday run or a midnight escape, the slopes are freely open to you, our valuable guest. Our droids and drones are on-hand 24/7 for medical assistance and security. As a caution: please obey all posted signage when using the ski slopes, to ensure a safe and fun experience for all. 
 
 Need to wind down, and rest those tired muscles? Take a trip to Galaxy Spas, and enjoy a massage, or treat yourself to one of our many luxury health treatments. We use only the finest Earth herbs and Mars minerals in our ingredients. Have a soak in one of our premier hot tubs, heated and powered by Pluto's own natural geothermal sources. Enjoy the soothing rumbling from deep within the planet, the result of unique geological phenomena. 
 
 Afterwards, enjoy an exquisite meal created by Titanian chef, Julian Franco himself, down at the Moondance Cafe. Relax in our casual-yet-upscale environment as you sample our menu in a fireplace-lit lounge. Take in the scenic Plutonian landscape from our lounge's window. You may notice the writing shapes in the distance; these are due to Pluto's geothermal processes erupting from deep within its crust, the same ones that heat our spas. Enjoy watch the graceful, snakelike shapes rise above the surface, called'serpentine steam vents'; you can almost hear their beautiful whispers at times. 
 
 Finally, lay your head down to rest in our luxury suites, with silken sheets straight from Venus. You'll get a good night's rest in our spacious, yet cozy rooms. Or, if the excitement of the slopes is too tantalizing for you, some guests like to get right up out of their beds and go back at it for days on end! Our suites and facilities are just that restorative! 
 
 Of course, we have many other facilities, such as our indoor water park, our village-style shopping centre, and many more. But for now, relax, and leave that long trip behind you as you enjoy your stay at Pluto: The small planet that's big on fun! 
 
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 Constructive criticism and thoughts are welcomed; was aiming for an underlying tone, but not sure if it was too subtle.
