{ WP } During holidays you used a quirkily named wifi network - now that you return home , your smartphone shows that it is still connected to it

Business trips were not Peter's cup of tea. He could n't stand the meetings and the fake smiles during sponsored dinners. He could n't stand these people. He would be home soon to see his wife, about the only person in the world who was n't a mindless drone. He sat up in bed in his hotel room and thought he could n't wait to facetime her. He pulled his iPhone out but could n't connect to the hotel wifi for some reason. He did, however, see an open connection: *TellMyWifiLoveHer*. An interesting name but oddly appropriate. He connected to it and called Amber, saved in his phone as *A Beautiful Wife* that way she was always a the top of his list. 
 
 `` Hi, honey,'' Amber answered with a smile on her face. 
 
 `` Hi, sweetheart. How is everything back home?'' 
 
 `` Just trying to put little Suzie to bed. Are you having fun?'' 
 
 `` When is work ever fun?'' Peter frowned. 
 
 `` I know, honey, but you'll be home tomorrow morning right?'' 
 
 `` Absolutley! Could n't come sooner.'' 
 
 `` Well, I'll make sure to get all dolled up for you then,'' Peter heard Suzie screaming for mommy in the background. 
 
 `` Well it sounds like you have got your hands full there. Tell Suzie I love her an I'll be home to tuck her in tomorrow night. I love you.'' Peter put the camera closer to his lips to pseudo kiss her goodnight. 
 
 `` Love you too, goodnight and have a safe flight.'' Amber hung up as Suzie let out another cry for mommy. 
 
 On the plane home Peter could n't get his iPhone disconnected from *TellMyWifiLoveHer* and had to power down the whole thing. He could n't turn his wifi off at all. He thought for sure that it would disconnect by the time he restarted the phone and got home but alas it still showed a full wifi signal and the toggle in settings was grayed out. Oh well he would have to just take it to Apple later in the week right now he just wanted to settle down and play some Call of Duty before Amber got home from her volunteer shift at the school. When he turned his Xbox on it immediately had a toast notification *Connected to TellMyWifiLoveHer*. Very strange. He thought he would look up some troubleshooting on his computer but soon found the same thing that his computer was also now connected to *TellMyWifiLoveHer*. He could find nothing about stalker wifi networks and decided to just power everything down as it was getting creepy more than interesting. He figured taking a nap would clear his head and at least let him recover from his jet lag. 
 
 Peter woke up to the pleasant feeling of a woman's touch. Amber definitely knew how to treat her man. They barely spoke and after a romp in the sheets he fell back asleep. He woke up a second time to a beep of her cellphone on the nightstand next to him. He glanced at the notification and saw that her phone too had been connected to *TellMyWifiLoveHer*. He stumbled to the kitchen to ask Amber how long her phone had been connected to the same wifi network. 
 
 He found her cooking him a meal she looked up at him with a pleasant but blank stare. `` Hey, babe, how long has your phone been connected to that wifi network? The one named *TellMyWifiLoveHer*?'' 
 
 Amber tilted her head to the side and smiled, `` Do n't worry, darling, all your connectivity needs are taken care of from now until forever.'' 
 
 Something was wrong, `` Amber, what's the matter with you, is everything okay?'' Peter put his hand on her shoulder and stroked her a bit. 
 
 Her eyes did n't blink. Her skin was cold. She did n't stop smiling, `` Amber is n't here anymore. I'm your Wifi now. Tell me you love me, Peter.''
