[ WP ] Make me feel as paranoid as possible .

I palmed the card subtley as I smiled at his pretty companion... 
 `` And now, if you carefully tap the pack in front of you, three times, I will not only guess your card, but also your partner's name.'' 
 `` OK, but first let me tell you a story. There was an Australian, a man who considered himself not only a magician, but a performer. One day he sat at a table, thinking it was a normal day, and a normal trick. But it was not a normal day, nor a normal trick. For he was not in a normal situation.'' 
 `` Wait-'', I fingered the card, just to make sure it was still there. I looked towards the companion who just smiled demurely at me. 
 `` Suddenly, he woke up, to find that the last person he shared a trick with, shared one back. A hypnotic trance, that caused him only embarrassment.'' 
 I looked down. Yep, he was right. Nothing but my underwear. 
 `` And yes, that is my card.'' 
 Drawn on the front of my tighty whities, three black spades.
