[ WP ] A gold digger is dating a wealthy man who unbeknownst to her is a serial killer . Over time it becomes increasingly clear that he wants to make her his next victim , but because of her greed she 's doing her best to keep the relationship going for as long as possible . Describe one of their dates .

`` You should be careful out there. The deck is quite slippery.'' The charming Gustavo stated as he offered as he offered his hand over to his wife, Janice. He admired her beauty and sense of humor. She loved the way he ran a Fortune 500 company. 
 
 Together, they were celebrating their one year anniversary. It was at a large cabin out in the middle of the woods. There had been a romantic evening of dancing, and now they were preparing for some star viewing during dinner. Janice took her husband's hand as he guided her to a table out on the balcony. A bottle of wine had already been set out for them as well as a lobster meal. 
 
 `` It's wonderful, Gus.'' The woman quipped, pressing a hand against her chest. `` I'm so glad that you make me so happy. I mean, we're so happy. Together. We work well together. Us. Always making each other so happy.'' It was a weird statement, but she had her reasons. 
 
 They sat and he uncorked the bottle of white wine. `` I hope you enjoy this selection. I picked it out myself.'' 
 
 Janice let out a nervous laugh. Her eyes stared at the bubbles that came up from the champange. `` I'm sure that... i-It's just lovely.'' A bobble of her head and her hands wringed at the napkin under the table. `` Why do n't you see if we can get some music. The faint sounds of a piano will lighten my mood.'' 
 
 Gustavo nodded and rose up from his seat. `` I'll be right back, my love.'' 
 
 `` I'll be right here.'' Janice gave her largest grin as she waited for the man to leave. As soon as he was out of sight, she switched both champange glasses. Another moment passed and she opted to switch both plates as well. `` It's all good. Everything is good. We love each other and everything is good.'' For extra good measure, she took her glass and tossed it over her shoulder. 
 
 A bright red dot appeared against the white table cloth. It wobbled slightly, moving up and up until it laid against Janice's chest. It took her a moment. She was Gustavo's fourth wife, and yet he had never divorced. There was the one who disappeared at sea, another who was supposedly kidnapped and murdered in South America, and the last one who ran away to be with a Russian lover and also murdered by him. 
 
 She might have had a different opinion about this marriage if she had known all about the murdering. But her husband was supposedly clear of all charges. Especially after being taken out here. Where it's so quiet. And there's so much land.... So much land where no one would ever find a body... 
 
 That did n't mean that other people might not try to murder her. He did have enough money to pay off other people to do it. 
 
 She let out a bright scream and dived underneath the table just as Gustavo was coming back with his phone. It had been set to play a selection of classical music. 
 
 `` What is wrong, my dear?'' He lifted up the end of the table cloth to see her cowering below it. 
 
 `` Nothing! I just... Dropped my fork. When I went to get, I ended up slipping. Whoopsie! So clumsy!'' She took his offered hand and came up to a stand. `` I'm not sure why you put up with me at all. Ha.. haha...'' 
 
 `` Your fork is on the table.'' Gustavo narrowed his eyes. His suddenly stern look made Janice snap her head away and let out a nervous laugh. Her fingers played with the fabric of her skirt as she debated what to say next. 
 
 `` Well, you know, I-'' 
 
 `` FREEZE!'' 
 
 The statement made Janice let out another scream. It was the chef, holding up a pistol at the pair of them. She looked over to Gustavo, who was reaching behind him to grab at a knife from the table. She wanted to back up, but there was n't much of a chance to escape from the balcony. Also she was inclined to listen to the man with the gun. 
 
 `` They're after you.'' Gustavo tilted his head slightly so he could look at Janice with the corner of his eye. `` Stay there. I'll protect you, Janice.'' 
 
 `` She's the one that- ARRRGGH!'' Whoever this man was, he now had a knife in his eye. Gustavo shifted his foot behind the man's legs in order to trip him up and steal his gun. His other hand snapped back so he could grab his wife around the elbow. 
 
 `` Come on!'' They ran into the cabin together and waited just inside. Gustavo held a calm expression and tapped the side of the pistol against the palm of his hand. 
 
 `` What's going on!?'' Her husband made a shushing motion with his finger. ``... w-what is going on..?'' She repeated, in a much softer tone. 
 
 `` Obviously, that detective came here as part of an ambush. He's been trying to pin the deaths of my ex-wives on me for years. This sort of thing happens all the time. They ca n't figure out who the real killer is, so they jsut murder who they think is the badguy. They claim there was resistance because the person was fighting their guilt.'' 
 
 `` Are you serious?'' Janice moved away from the window. `` But I saw a laser pointer earlier, so that must mean there are other people here, right?'' 
 
 Gustavo nodded. `` Do n't worry, baby. They're probably just nervous because I took out that life insurance plan on you.'' 
 
 ``... what?'' Janice took a few steps back, clutching her arms around her torso. 
 
 `` It's fine. It honestly just makes things easier. I'm going to go out there and explain that the detective opened fire on us. I had to kill him because of self defense.'' He spoke in a low calm voice. `` It's just a shame that you lost your life defending me. That's what I love about you, baby. You've always been so loyal.'' 
 
 `` Gus, wai-'' A flash of light lit up the room as Gustavo held up the gun and shot her in the chest. She stumbled back into the dresser, gasping for air. Blood was spilling out of her body and staining her lovely dress. 
 
 Gustavo went to the closet, in order to grab a shirt and wipe off the gun. `` I love you, Janice. I love you, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows how much your sacrifice meant to me.'' The last thing she saw was that smile on his lips. It was such a safe and handsome smile. No wonder she fell for him. 
 
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