[ WP ] A random stranger offers to give you a book that is said to describe your entire life ( past , present , and future ) you open to the middle of the book and… .

You open the book right in the middle. 
 
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 You flip to the next page. And the next. Still, the exact same text. You try going 10 pages back, but it seems you are stuck in the present. No matter how many pages you flip forwards or backwards, the message stays the same and it seems that there is an infinite number of pages between your present and past/future. 
 
 Of course, this wo n't stop you. You simply close the book and open it from it's cover. A page seems to be stuck on it, full of an all too similar string of words. You lick your finger and slide the page away, to find another one just like it behind it stuck on the cover. 
 
 `` You can have it back, stranger.''
