[ WP ] The Human Empire has been pushed back by the combined might of a galactic union . Only Earth , the Final and greatest world remains . It is the last stand of humanity .

The human transmission was full of static for a moment. A single, grizzled old man appears on the stage. 
 
 ``... is this thing on? Great. Listen hear you xeno fucks. My name is Commander Puller, many of you have lost brothers to me. It took the entire combined force of the council space to stop our advances. Sure, you won the battle of Andromeda. How many millions did you lose to destroy a single ship? You may have pushed us out of Orions belts, but how many of your worlds burned? 
 
 Now you have arrived at Earth with the largest fleet ever assembled. Bravo gentlemen. But here's something I bet you never thought of... we are n't fucking on Earth.'' The commander begins to laugh. 
 `` Now, I know you guys have pooled all of your forces and all of your credits and all of your soldiers for a glorious showdown. But fuck them and fuck you. Your ships may be numerous, but are they faster than a star going supernova?'' 
 
 Our sensors began to go crazy 
 
 `` Sir! The life scanners are showing no human life-signs on Earth!'' 
 Oh shit. 
 
 `` Yeah great job dumb-fucks. Burn in hell. Puller out''
