[ WP ] You were adopted by a gay couple when you were born . After 15 years , you realized that you are n't gay and are `` coming out of the closet '' to your parents .

`` Dad.. and Father... I have to tell you something `` I say sadly and worried `` Well what is it son?'' They both ask in unison. `` I appreciate everything you have done for me.. living my life the way I want.. but seeing you as I grew up.. I felt that I needed to be just like you and I have to tell you..'' I start to tear up and begin to sweat. `` It's okay son.. tell me what it is you do n't have to worry'' Dad says sitting down next to me on the bed. `` I'm.. I'm straight'' i say looking away from what I believe are judging eyes. There is a bit of a pause and i begin to feel hot and tense. And all of a sudden.. laughter. `` Son what ever made you think you had to be exactly what we are? We grew up thinking that we could n't live our lives the way we wanted to and needed to.. why would we ever do that to you??'' Father asks smiling but still concerned. `` Straight, Gay, Bi, Asexual, or anything else.. you are our son. So live your life!'' He laughs patting me on the back. `` Now come down stairs and come get some dinner, it's getting cold.'' Father laughs. `` Thanks guys..'' I say as they walk out. Father stops just as he is about to exit. `` Now son.. what have I always said..? Call us Dad Squared'' 
 I guess the problem was an illusion. And my parents were always really accepting.. 
 
 Now to deal with these never ending Dad jokes.
