[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

Welcome to the wild jungle known as John F. Kennedy High School. I'm your host, Grizzly Gary. Today, we have happened upon one of the rarest of phenomenons: juvenile mating. Here's our footage. As you can see, the male homo teenageous is approaching the possible mate. Watch as he's conscious of his footing. He appears to be so nervous that he's walking funny. He's approaching the female. She appears to be just as nervous. She's twiddling with her hair like a bimbo as per usual in this mating ritual. He responds with polite greetings. He leans against the locker in an effort to display his prowess. However, he does so in an awkward manner. You can see as he looks around hoping that another of his kind will not come and prove himself to be the superior mate. He turns back to the girl and begins the courting ritual. He starts with what biologists studying this species call `` small talk.'' He then goes in for the kill. 
 
 `` You wan na catch a movie this Saturday?'' 
 
 Wow! Listen to that mating call. She appears to accept. 
 
 `` Sure, sounds like fun.'' 
 
 And that's a wrap. Thank you ladies and gentlemen for watching. Catch us next week as we show the natural creatures in their barbaric games known as `` physical education'' and `` dodge ball.''
