[ WP ] Around the world , the following message was heard : `` We would like to announce that Hell is finally empty . ''

The son, now that's where all my problems came from. Incorruptible, a shining beacon for all mankind. Not like the first one, now he was a laugh those 40 days in the desert with him were a lot more interesting than he liked to let on. Part of a clause me and him worked up was to keep it all quiet, what can I say like all kids he wanted a bit of rebellion and to be fair who would blame him. After being given the sole born job to live and die for mankind's sins without tasting any himself seemed like a bit of a raw deal. However unfortunately like all of the greatest things the silence contract was only temporary and he in all his omnipotence realized that his sons death due to his 40 day bender were all for naught. So he sent the 2nd coming and with a more stern eye ensured the job was done right this time, after that people just stopped coming down here. It's starting to get a bit quiet down here now, hopefully the apocalypse will be soon at least then I can stretch my wings a bit. 

