[ wp ] after dying god informs you that hell is a myth , and `` everyone sins , its ok '' . instead the dead are sorted into six `` houses of heaven '' based on the sins they chose .

`` For the record it was n't always like this. It was only after we found out that Jesus had Technically sinned according to his own word that we realized the system needed an overhaul.'' 
 Admitted St Thomas 
 `` Jesus sinned! When was that?'' 
 `` Temple Moneylenders incident. You can stop trying to ignore it. Just accept even Jesus sins.'' 
 This hurt me deep down, all those years devoted to my idea that we were all fallen but also forgiven. 
 `` Technically all we did was divide hell into six and make them a hell of a lot more mild. We also shrunk down heaven into more of a staff room.'' 
 `` This seems a little implausable.'' 
 `` Look, I can show you around heaven but you wo n't want to live up here, we moved all the cool stuff into the six houses.'' 
 Boy was he right, the so-called heaven was just a bunch of stuffy cubicles that happened to be made out of pearl. 
 All the saints now wore white suits and gold neckties and it was all just a shadow of it's former self.
