[ WP ] After being cryogenically frozen in an underground lab you awake in what appears to be medieval times . What do you chose to do with your knowledge and nearby equipment ?

So, let's say, hypothetically speaking, you suddenly become the most knowledgeable person on the planet. 
 
 Also, you have a good amount of resources from people who should have known better than to let you at'em. 
 
 Also, you are n't exactly a saint. 
 
 `` High King of the Sun! He who Brings the Waters Forth!'' 
 
 Yes, all the capitals were in there. I could hear them. I nodded beatifically and gestured. One of the village maidens drew closer and handed me a bowl of mead. 
 
 `` No need to posture, Ishka,'' I told the man, `` Out with it, I'm a totally benevolent person who will try his best to help you out... because I do n't want to live in a bucolic, technologically backward place.'' 
 
 He did n't understand what I was saying, naturally. I try not to make a habit of speaking in the native language even if thay translator thingamabob I found in the lab could've taught me how to speak it. He made worshipful gestures towards the sun nonetheless. 
 
 `` My King, I Beseech Thee to Wed My Fair Daughter!'' 
 
 What is with these people and putting capitals on everything? It's been nice to benefit from my inadvertent'godly' status ever since I came out of that ice tomb but it's a little annoying to deal with this. 
 
 Another freaking marriage offer. I get how it might be cool and all to have a'god' be your son-in-law but it is so Not cool to just offer girls to random strangers. 
 
 It's on my list somewhere, dealing with gender inequality. Somewhere amidst the thousand other modern concepts I need to have around me. 
 
 Right now, latrines and toilet paper are my priority. Also, clean drinking water. Also, indoor heating. Also, electricity. Also- 
 
 You get the point. 
 
 Generally I want a lot of things I do n't have at the moment. It's all well and good to wake up in a lab full of super high tech cutting edge equipment but that does n't substitute for more low tech but highly important inventions that make modern life more bearable. 
 
 `` Not interested.'' I tell Ishaka. The man is crestfallen for a moment. 
 
 `` Then I Beseech Thee to Accept My Humble Offering that You Would Enjoy the Bounties of My Cousin's Ladies!'' 
 
 I slapped a hand to my face. Right, gender equality was definitely moving up the list.
