[ WP ] First line `` I remember when a day was only 24 hours long . ''

I remember when a day was only 24 hours long. It was simple then, you could get a watch, get some fancy fellow to pronounce it a chronograph, and always know how far into the day you had advanced. Sometimes, you could induce a sense of awe, as you realize that that exact moment would never be felt again in the third dimension. 
 
 Now, in the new age, a day was never a day. The internet allowed the whole world to continue its constant, incessant activity, and as long as sunlight shone on one spot of the planet, there was no day or night, no waking or sleeping. A day was no longer 24 hours long. 
 
 Now, in the age of commercial music, an hour is roughly seventeen trashy pop songs. 
 
 Now, in the age of Youtube, you go to work after you had finished three more videos ( you promise ). 
 
 Now, in the age of instant gratification, waiting for an'age' is half an hour. 
 
 Now, there was no chronograph. Einstein was no physicist, he was a prophet. 
 
 Time is literally relative.
