[ WP ] This is the near future and participation in Reddit has become mandatory

Out in the furthest flung woods of Russia, lives a 90 year old lady. She has no stores nearby; no one she lives with. She chops her own firewood and lives off berries and meats from wildlife traps. She does n't even have electricity. She makes her own cheeses and hobbles on her stump leg in the fresh snow. 
 
 Not four months ago, she received a helicopter visit. It'd been years since she saw anyone at all; she invited them in for stew, and some warming up, over the firewood. They were too busy to come in, or stay very long. They were just warning her about her reddit daily posts, that she had n't yet completed. 
 
 `` Why do I need to?'' 
 
 `` It's the law. State surveillance.'' 
 
 `` Bit rubbish, is n't it? Sounds like a waste of time to me.'' 
 
 `` It fuels the economy. Please make one post a day.'' 
 
 `` Oh. Oh, alright,'' said the little old lady. `` Which post is that? A wooden post? There's no post office around. The closest village is over the mountain.'' 
 
 The suited men looked at each other. `` Ma'am, take this.'' 
 
 The phone ran out of batteries on the first day. 
 
 The little old lady hammered up a wooden post. 
 
 That would probably be alright.
