[ WP ] Aliens have abducted you in a random sampling of men , women and children . Analyzing your cell , and the artificial gravity in the ship , you conclude that your captors hail from a planet with a only fraction of Earth 's gravity - and they have seriously underestimated our strength .

*There are only three things I can not stand my brother doing... * 
 
 `` Hey, hey bro, wake up.'' 
 
 *... Waking me up and calling me'bro' are two of them. * 
 
 `` Piss off you bloody cunt, go bugger someone else or something.'' 
 
 `` Come on, wake up. Just look around bro.'' 
 
 With every ounce of strength Abraham could muster, he looked at his surroundings through the cracks in his eyelids, carefully analysing the surroundings, trying to soak in what he has been staring at before shooting up and looking around frantically before redirecting his gaze at his brother, whom squatted behind cage bars, looking smug. 
 
 `` What the fuck have you done?! What the fuck is this place! JAMES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!'' Abraham leaped towards James, or attempted to as he stumbled forward and half-stopped, half-crashed in front of the bars of the cage while James stumbled backwards, chuckling to himself. 
 
 `` Relax, relax bro, I have n't done anything. Well, not in regards to our new place of stay.'' James melodramatically, maybe a bit too much, gestured at the surrounding, turning towards the hall with outstretched arms with two sets of cages lined in parallel to one another about 6 feet high each with a ceiling about 60 feet higher, Abraham on the other hand was less than excited about the situation. 
 
 `` Stop grinning you bloody bastard and tell me why the fuck am I in a cage!'' Abraham roared, pressing his body against the flimsy bars. 
 
 `` We're on an alien ship bro!'' James turned to his brother before enthusiastically jolting to the cage with a shit-eating grin, `` I think we've been abducted by aliens! I've crushed couple of these blood bastards, now my shoes are a bloody mess.'' 
 
 Looking down Abraham could definitely see a gooey, unidentified substance on his brother's shoes. Gooey, smelly, orange-red substance. Abraham dumbfounded by the situation just stared at the shoes, trying to process the whole event. 
 
 `` James, stop fucking around.'' He snapped, `` I'm not in a mood for your god forsaken pranks James!'' 
 
 James did n't say a word, he just smugly grinned, went to the side, just enough to get out of field of view, and brought in what definitely was a corpse of some humanoid form. It was a large being with twice the size of James, muscular, the head seemed to be part of the torso, complete lack of neck with a set of four, smaller than human eyes lined where its chest was in a trapezium shape and neat, glistering green fur. With its innards exposed. That was undoubtedly an alien, there's no mistaking it, that or James dropped a small fortune to hire a bunch of special effects artists. Occam's Razor. 
 
 `` James...'' Abraham begun, mimicking a fish gasping for air trying to find the words while James danced excitedly at the sight of his brother's reaction, `` Explain this to me.'' 
 
 `` Which part of this?'' 
 
 `` All of this.'' 
 
 And so James begun retelling how he woke up to the sight of these giant creatures... humanoid-things trying to drag him out of his cell with all other people sheepishly obeying, but as Abraham knew that was not going to end well as James' not of the obedient type, and oh how Abraham was right. How when he charged at the creature its strength was surprisingly not representative of its size and even though James got hit square in the face it did n't even bruise him, while James' blow decapitated poor guy. And how that caused a surge of panic and he accidentally begun a revolution, while Abraham was napping, before freeing the rest of the humans from their cages and leading an army into a battle against the abductors. 
 
 `` You know, when we get to earth I'm totally writing a story about this, I'll call it'Abductees vs Abductors'!'' James proclaimed enthusiastically, while Abraham, even though confused, seemed to calm down a bit after hearing the humans succeed. 
 
 `` I still do n't understand how, why, what. I mean, how did you decapitate that poor bastard? Not to mention that I do n't think abductee is even a word.'' 
 
 `` I would n't go as far as calling him a'poor bastard', fucker kidnapped me, and it's the same way I freed the slaves. Also it is now!'' 
 
 `` And how did you free the slaves? Also, you ca n't just make up new words.'' 
 
 `` The same way I can do this,'' Abraham could swear that James' shit-eating grin became even more shit-eating, `` Also I can.'' And at that James jumped 20 feet into the air, landing on top of one of the cages opposite of Abraham's, while Abraham just stared in shock with eyes wide open and mouth moving as if he was trying to chew one of James' infamous meals, `` Are you not entertained, brother?!'' 
 
 *Cunt. * 
 
 James proceeded to propel himself towards Abraham's cage, half-crashing, half-stopping at the flimsy bars that kept Abraham imprisoned. 
 
 `` The gravity in this bloody place is absurdly low! When I thought about it it must be that these little guys come from some planet where there's low gravity or something. Thing is, these prison bars are made of some flimsy plastic which is easily breakable.'' And at that James tugged on the bars of Abraham's cage, `` Just any moment now, HNNNGH!'' No chance, `` Your cage is even flimsier than the rest...'' The duo pondered. 
 
 `` I have an idea!'' Abraham proclaimed as he pulled out a lighter from his trousers. 
 
 `` The fuck you have a lighter for, bro?'' 
 
 `` We'll talk about it later, help me here.'' With the help of the lighter Abraham could heat the bars just about enough to pull the bar out as the gooey plastic just stretched on and on like a cheese on a toast. A churned, foul cheese that smelled like death. After about five minutes of heating and reheating and lighting and relighting the lighter a bar finally caved in, or out. That was just about wide enough for Abraham to squeeze through the cage. The moment Abraham stepped out though he felt light like a feather. `` Wow.'' 
 
 `` Heh, wow indeed.'' James grinned, `` We're still going to talk about the lighter once we're out of here Abbey.'' 
 
 *... That was the third. *
