[ CW ] Write the least interesting story possible using the most interesting style of writing .

A CUP! A cup you say? YES! This is a **CUP**! What kind of cup, you may ask. Did you ask? Yes you did! Well, this is no ordinary cup. This cup is... Sort of special. It's a special cup! And there are reasons that this cup is special! Wait for it, wait for it... BAM! IT'S A MUG! Special mug cup! Why is a mug such a special cup? Well, it comes with two great features! First, a built in handle! Second, it's a CUP! And this cup did something amazing. After it's owner had his coffee, this cup was dropped! Dropped like rainfall... into the ocean. Colliding, a force finally smashing into an immovable object. Lost, forever, into itself. A soul, wandering, lost forever, in the abyss. Unloved, untouched, until it was swept up by Steven. Then, Steven got a new mug from the cupboard. This was his favorite cup. He loved this cup, and no cup was like this cup. This cup made him so happy. After filling this cup with orange juice, Steven finished his breakfast, and went to school.
