[ EU ] Write banter for Poker Night 3 , starring Rick Sanchez ( Rick and Morty ) , Grunkle Stan ( Gravity Falls ) , Batman ( Detective Comics Comics ) , and a fourth character of your choice .

`` Then all of the sudden out of the portal stepped my brother... the author of the journals,'' Stan said as he took a puff from his cigar. 
 
 
 `` Seriously... *buuurpp*... you tell that story every time we play... *ugrrrg*... cards,'' Rick mumbled while carefully scanning over the cards in his hand. 
 
 
 `` Hey Rick, are you gon na fold or what?'' Batman questioned as he tapped his fingers on the table. 
 
 
 Quietly from the background Joker steps out from a booth and stands next to batman. 
 
 
 `` You know he's stalling bats, this was just supposed to be a warm up game until the new guy shows up,'' Joker maniacally whispers next to Batman. 
 
 
 `` You're supposed to be dead!'' Batman yells over his shoulder to nothing in the room. 
 
 
 `` Hey crazy... you ok there?'' Stan said looking confused as he rummaged through the chex mix. 
 
 
 `` Look, before you spend the rest of the night talking to... *urpagh*... imaginary clowns... I'm all in...'' Rick sighed as he pushed his chips into the middle of the table. 
 
 
 `` Three of a kind!'' Batman yelled as he spiked his cards to the table. 
 
 
 `` Well you better call me John... *buurghp*... mother fucking Stamos cause full house you mascara wearing beeyotch,'' Rick managed to blurt out before making more of his usual gurgling noises. 
 
 
 `` Easy man, we got kids around here,'' Stan said pointing to Mabel and Dipper over in a booth. 
 
 
 `` We've heard worse from MTV and the crazy local hobo's,'' yelled Mabel as she began drawing on the placemats. 
 
 
 `` So when is the new guy getting here?'' asked Rick as he pulled all the chips back to his spot at the table. 
 
 
 Off in the distance someone can be heard walking up to the door and knocking on it. 
 
 
 `` Who is it?'' yells Batman as he shuffles the deck for another round. 
 
 
 `` It's me, it's Walt'' a smooth sounding but serious voice said through the door. 
 
 
 Rick presses a button on the table and the door opens. A man wearing a black pork pie hat, khaki slacks and a red button up shirt walks in and puts his coat on the coat rack. 
 
 
 `` So Walt why did n't you just text us you were here?'' Stan asked as he was once again messing with the chex mix. 
 
 
 `` I am the one who knocks,'' said Walt as he sits down at the table and puts on black sunglasses. 
 
 
 `` This one looks tough bats... I bet you could n't even put him away,'' Joker cackled as he walked back to the bar. 
 
 
 Batman just looks over his shoulder with an annoyed expression and begins to deal out the cards
