[ WP ] Worst Day Ever ( 500 words or less )

I woke up, and for some reason, forgot about my low ceiling, so before I even open my eyes, I bang my head. I bring my hand up to hold on to the pain I feel in my forehead. Upon raising my hand, I managed to knock my glass of water on to my 3 day old laptop, frying it in the process. 
 
 I cursed, and leaned over to look at what happened, and fell out of bed, on top of my broken laptop and the glass that fell, which broke and jabbed my stomach. I quickly jumped back and hit the back of my head on my dresser. I was feeling angry. I started walking to the kitchen to grab a cup of coffee which had started brewing, thanks to the automatic timer. I stubbed my toe on the way to the kitchen. I opened the cupboard and saw that there were no clean coffee cups, so I had to wash one, which I did n't feel like doing first thing in the morning. I grabbed the coffee pot and saw no coffee, only water. I opened the top and saw that I forgot to put grinds in the filter. 
 
 I hoped in the car and headed to work, where the boss pulled me in his office to tell me I'm fired because of my low numbers. I tried to not cry, but on my way out, I cried so hard in front of people who had respected me for years. I sobbed and cried, and had snot running down my nose. On my way out the door, I tripped and fell. My box of belongings fell on the ground, and I landed on my face, breaking my nose. I drove my self to the hospital and was unable to see clearly due to the eyes full of tears. My eyes were so blurry that I was unable to see the truck coming towards me, but I swerved out at the last second. Unfortunately, I was on a bridge, and my swerve propelled me through the rail guards, and down into the freezing river below, killing me instantly.
