[ WP ] we 're all familiar with the butterfly effect . Tell how your response to this WP leads to you , the president , and a gun with only one bullet , alone on a sailboat in the middle of the ocean

( This is a crap first draft that I wo n't be fixing the many problems with, no apologizes! ) 
 
 There was an unannounced karma contest. The first member on /r/guns to gain 1,000 karma on any one post in the next 24 hours won a free trip to the Magnum Research facility to watch their very own gold plated Desert Eagle get manufactured. 
 
 After I was announced as the winner, it took some time for all the details to be worked out. A lot more time than anyone thought actually, busy schedules, delays, that sort of thing. It was n't until October of 2016 that I finally got out to the factory to see my gun being made. By coincidence the leading republican candidate was also at the factory, trying to appear more down to earth, he was there to extol the virtues of both the 2nd amendment and of American manufacturing. The two photo-op tours met each other, and I got my picture in the news next to who turned out to be the winner of the 2016 presidential elections. 
 
 By the time the president took office, our relations with Japan had been on the decline for some time. The president was looking for a way to increase feelings of goodwill between the American and Japanese people. Towards the end of his term Obama had come down really hard against Whaling, and the new president saw an opportunity to appease the Japanese people. 
 
 From there, things got a bit out of hand. Magnum Research had been a larger donor and was looking for a return on their investment. Someone in their marketing department had a whale of an idea. 
 
 The president would go onboard a Whaling vessel and shoot himself a Whale, using a Magnum Research supplied weapon. The president's PR team decided a rich boy from down south standing next to a the Premier of Japan, also in a nice suit, would n't do. They needed someone to de-class the situation a bit. 
 
 I had a shiny gun, so they called me up. 
 
 As is their tendency, the Japanese went a bit overboard. A traditional whaling vessel was acquired. Nothing could seem industrial, no motors ( the actual ship we came in on was across the horizon well out of view of the cameras ), rather, a huge boat, complete with a Japanese crew. Everyone on the ship had a Magnum Research made weapon strapped, rather visibly, to their side. On the bow of the boat, the President and I standing shoulder to shoulder, our matching gold plated Desert Eagles held high in the air. 
 
 Marketers do n't know anything about guns, or whales. 
 
 20 crew members unloaded their magazines. The president and I went last, leaning over the edge of the boat, we shot into the best, to no avail. The large chunks of flesh that spewed forth with the impact of each.50 Action Express round did nothing to stop the beast, but served only to coat us in a never ending pile of gore. 
 
 Eventually, one bullet left, and it was revealed why the president was a war hero. 
 
 He grabbed the gun from my hand, and jumped down from the ship onto the beast below. Running over the slick, blood covered skin of the whale, he made his way to the front. As he went sliding over the front of the whale's head, surely into the now shark filled waters below, he punched his hand into the forehead of the whale, grabbed hold of flesh and bone, dropped down supported by one arm, looked the whale right in the eye, and fired his one shot, killed the creature dead. 
 
 
 

