[ WP ] Were-humans ...

It's finally my turn, so let me tell you about my world I listen to you so much. When humans discovered that animals could be turned to men when bitten everything changed. Science was quick to isolate the saliva of these carrier humans and it was replicated. However science had no answer for moonlight. 
 
 These `` were-humans'' as they are called always maintained alot of whatever they once were. for a physicall example elephants would usually be around 7'' tall when human and mice would fear cats even when towering over them at 4'5''. Few were - people attained the gift of speech when human some even lacking the ability to stand on two legs, all however would look just as human as you or me. Some changes were big like war. Battles on the full moon were set back to roman times with hell hounds raised in massive military instilations tearing each other to shreds. Other changes were small like raccoons becoming men on the full moon and breaking into houses to steal from the refrigerator. 
 
 The change that affected me the most was more basic to all creatures than any of these silly psychological things. We all know with all great discoveries one of the first questions asked is, `` can we fuck it?'' The answer was of course a resounding yes. Massive brothels open only on full moon sprung up everywhere. prime `` companions'' were always those that could be in heat, sweet jesus you have not lived until you have fucked something in heat the level of excitement is incredible. I once had a `` girl'' accidentally break 3 of her own fingers and her nose and just keep on trucking like nothing happened. 
 
 It was not long before pets were stolen all over neighborhoods as the pet stores ran out of everything mostly females but some males as well. Sex dungeons were constructed with dozens of turtles, snakes, cats, dogs, tarantulas, mice, anything small was stockpiled and fucked. The poor females would despite the problem of interspecies breeding still become pregnant and give birth. With some simple logic you can see where this is going. Humane societies nationwide could not deal with all the males coming into their shelters and millions were killed any female of any species was almost always quickly snatched up, the most popular being cats having many desirable features; slender, screamers, can be in heat, small when an animal. Most of these females however were usually happy with their arrangements. Cats were excited to not have to deal with barbed penis's, ducks were stoked about the lowered level of rape, and on and on most were just happy because they were treated so well. 
 
 The men with these large harems and small alike doted over their girls. It was not long before interspecies marriage was legalized, followed by polygamous marriage, and followed lastly by incest. The females were soon allowed to roam free in their animal form. Broadened understanding was a side effect for these harem pets and it was not uncommon to see a mouse walk the street and into a house unmolested by the dozens of cats that were her neighbors ( well at least on most days full moons everyone was molested ) 
 
 Now this is where my story begins. We're a bit of a miracle if you can believe it. My name is Tom well, one of my names and I'm a cat. Its a one in a million chance we would survive past infancy even less likely to get the kind of grasp on being human I have. Outside of a human female's harem i should never be alive. One night I can be safe though and plan usually to no avail. I've tried locking us in a room with food and water to last, but you always find a way out. I scream at myself as you walk the streets I plead with you from the back of my mind, but the only reply I ever get is, `` I must follow my instincts.'' I must mate.'' I've lost half of my tail when we ran from an angry father after deflowering his prize persian daughter, you can see it here where a big chunk of my rear is missing. I've stolen cats to try and appease myself till the next full moon but it only lasts till the cats you have are pregnant or out of heat. I've watched through my own eyes as I assault poor females in back alleys, rooftops, old swimming pools and basements. I always pray no one comes and sees me with her or should I say we with they. It's always the most stressful when they scream and they always do when... I'm locked inside them they yowl, they always yowl. It's not uncommon to hear this type of thing, but if someone were to see it is two cats with no human in sight we would be dead. The pure blooded humans do n't take too kindly to someone raping one of their wives or daughters or both especially someone as insignificant and invaluable as me. I've tried to join female harems on the full moon but a quick up and down with their eyes and a chuckle at my nether regions has me escorted off flanked by Clydesdale horses with vazectomies, or if it was a rich woman some kind of sterile whale hulking over me. 
 
 It's just not fair humans marry each other and even then they keep their harems. Then when whatever little devil spawn they brew up discovers his or her genitals they are given a starter lover like a puppy or with a heavy heart I say a kitten. This time though I think I'm safe this time I'll stay put and out of trouble. I've locked myself in a timed vault I rented with a kidney I sold. They sure will be surprised when the full moon is over. It was so easy too they see a male human with testicals that can sign his name and speak coherently and they just assume I'm pure. Plus I've devised a little payback for my mistreatment. I bit a blue whale and led that poor dumb lug to the top of the tallest building I could find. Ileft him with a tuna club sandwich in a Tupper ware container, he will change long before he can figure out how to open that. Looks like im getting a bit furry, are you ready? Dr. Jekle it's your turn.
