[ EU ] Not every 00-agent gets to lead a life of beautiful cars and fast women . Tell the story of an agent assigned one of the unglamorous 00 numbers .

Fucking 00-7. Always gets the ladies. ALWAYS getting the cool missions. Always always *ALWAYS*. Gets to have an awesome life while *I*, lil' ol' 00-6, get stuck on an undercover job to catch some dickhat forging checks at some insurance company. Oh, you think I can just waltz in, ask some unassuming questions, snoop around and catch said dickhat in little less than a week? 
 
 *NOPE! * Sure 00-dick-7 can do that but apparantly it was too *boring* and *demeaning* for an agent with his skills. I swear if I was gon na off'im I'd cook him up a nice dinner. Then, when he's off to bed I'd send him a special message about that dinner. He would n't know what poison I put, or even if it was some store-bought crap. He'd croak looking for the antidote. 
 
 Afterall, he always says that his enemies can never stop talking. 
 
 *ring ring ring ring* 
 
 Sonofa-! Oh, just the phone. Back to work I guess. 
 
 `` Hello! This is Jake! How may I help you today?'' 
 
 Working at State Farm all this time better be worth it. I hate these khakis.
