[ WP ] Drone lands on Europa , it finds remains of another drone with unfamilar markings , however the front panel states in Aramaic `` Go No Further ''

`` WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?'' exclaimed Dr. Deutscheberg. 
 
 `` It looks like a probe with Aramaic writing on it, we figured it out while you were in the bathroom for 2 hours... sir.'' a junior technician named Daniel at a nearby computer replied, trying in vane to conceal the condescension in their voice while addressing a superior. 
 
 `` Uuuh, oh yeah, I knew that'' Deutscheberg said, embarrassed, as he downed the last couple gulps remaining in a rather large bottle of aristocrat vodka. `` I was just testing you. Good Job! High five!'' 
 
 The junior technician sighed, and gave the doctor the weakest high five ever. 
 
 `` OK, I am officially out of booze, I'm making a liquor run, anyone want anything?'' Deutscheberg said, followed by a small burp. 
 
 In unison all of the 20 technicians and scientists in the room exclaimed `` A SOBER BOSS!'' 
 
 `` Man, FUCK YA'LL, you're ALL FIRED. I better not see any of you here when I get back!'' The doctor yelled at them while drunkenly pointing his finger around the room glaring, and swaying back and forth. 
 
 Daniel sighed again, he understood the necessity for the high level of secrecy with this mission, but he did n't understand how there could be absolutely no oversight, that somebody like Deutscheberg could wind up in charge of the whole thing. If he had n't disappeared for an entire month with no explanation they never would have been able to do the work necessary to get the stupid drone on Europa in the first place. But there was nothing he could do so in quiet defeat he and the rest of the room packed up what few supplies they had at their desks and filed out of the building into the dark, cool night. Taking what little solace they could in knowing that the brain implants they were required to have to be able to work on this mission would wipe their memories of the horrible experience for good. 
 
 Several hours later Deutscheberg returned, a liter of vodka in one hand, a liter of whiskey in the other. 
 
 `` Finally, now that they're all gone it's time for me to do serious work'' he slurred under his breath to himself. 
 
 He got on the terminal that controlled the drone, lowered the wheels, backed it up a good distance from the Aramaic drone, then began speeding towards it. 
 
 Right before impact he made the hydraulics in the drone bounce the front wheels off the ground While he shouted `` BAAAACKFLIIIIIP!'' launching the drone into a super gnarly backflip. 
 
 `` FUCK YEAH, THAT WAS SWEET!'' Was the only thing he had time to say before the drone landed on an ancient Aramaic nuclear warhead that destroyed the universe 
 
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