[ WP ] Mankind launches a Lawsuit against Heaven and Hell for a variety of crimes . God and Lucifer show up in court the next day .

The human race was unique in the universe for having their legal system so outpace their philosophical understanding of existence. 
 
 After millennia of gruesome religious wars, they grew no closer to an accord on spirituality or broader morality. At some point, a young man noted how horrible this was and this observation became the foundation for the only agreement their race could reach: Life was, on the whole, a pretty awful affair. 
 
 It was soon decided that the only worldly authority they would cede each other would be towards the communal effort of minimizing the awfulness of life. The afterlife, morality, purpose, and all that was deemed off limits. So it was that their world was governed by two main principles: 
 
 1 ) The secular rule of law will reign sovereign over the corporeal universe 
 
 2 ) This law shall only seek to address worldly harm 
 
 Out of this, a complex society took hold. Much of the population concerned themselves with producing goods and limiting the worldly suffering of themselves and others, while a larger portion became concerned with crafting and administering the associated legal frameworks. 
 
 Over the ages, human consideration towards spiritual issues diminished. Religion was not rejected so much as put aside. There were now more pressing issues to be addressed, namely the complexity of legal accountabilities. 
 
 And so it was that one-day a young lawyer seeking to make a name for himself decided to indict God. His argument was straightforward: 
 
 -If there is a Supreme Being, He is responsible for all components of worldly existence 
 
 -Mankind ’ s corporeal existence, was, on the whole, very awful ( this was the bedrock of many constitutional cases ) 
 
 -The court, concerned only with corporeal harm, must not admit otherworldly considerations that may exonerate the Omnipotent Being 
 
 -Conclusion: The court must hold God accountable for the worldly portion of existence 
 
 The observation was made that even an Omnipotent God could, in fact, not be responsible for the suffering in their lives. The lawyer quickly retorted that such Being would then be responsible for willful neglect. 
 
 The court, deciding that no party risked being falsely accused, sided with the lawyer and signed an arrest warrant for the Omnipotent Being. Humans, instinctively respecting the sovereignty of their court, widely took this a sign that God exists. This refreshed faith revived the Deity, who was largely defined by third party conceptions. 
 
 Thus, for the first time God found Himself brought into existence by the belief of masses recognizing him as the omnipotent force in the Universe, while at the same time believed Him to be under the court ’ s sovereignty while in the corporal domain. God was above time and space and yet would be powerless if She visited the human ’ s universe, in which they believed a court was sovereign over Her. 
 
 This final implication, of course, is unproven by anyone. It is, however, a pervasive theory held by many species seeking to explain why God seems to have abandoned our Universe.
