[ WP ] [ EU ? ] The year is 2077 . For the 100th anniversary of Star Wars someone has released a gritty reboot of the series ( ie BSG 2004 ) . How does it open ?

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... 
 
 It is a period of civil war. Republic forces under the sway of an increasingly tyrannical Jedi Council are violently crushing the rebellious planets one by one. In an effort to end further bloodshed, the Council has begun construction on the ultimate weapon of compliance, the DEATH STAR. 
 
 But hope is not lost. A young rebel leader named Luke Skywalker leads the successful guerrilla campaign against the Republic on the desert planet of Tatooine. Princess Leah Organa of the breakaway Alderaan system makes a desperate attempt to join forces with Luke before the Death Star can be brought to bear. 
 
 All the while a rogue master named Kenobi, judged Sith by the Jedi Council, may hold the key to restoring balance to the galaxy...
