[ WP ] You ignorantly walk into a seedy cantina full of outlaws , desperados , banditos and degenerates . You only went in because you found out the cantina has yet to get a Yelp review .

The atmosphere is astounding, if you're into that smoky, dusted sunlight creeping in through the windows vibe. Which I totally am. That's probably the best part of the place, and I know many reviewers like to start with the bad... but that's not me. A fight broke out which, thankfully, I was n't involved in, but I have to put that down as a mark against the owner. All *they* did was start a betting pool to see who'd win. 
 
 Service was quick, if a bit gruff. The glass of tequila slid across the bar like a rocket and hurt my hand when I blocked it, spilling half the drink and getting a couple laughs. I did n't think people like that *could* laugh... sharp teeth and lots of hair. Tough guys, you know the type. 
 
 The drink was one of the best tequilas I've ever had, going down my throat like fire. I almost felt like roaring! A truly wild experience. One thing I do have to mention is the hair I found in the alcohol, but I mean, it's alcohol in a grungy bar, so... I did look at the bottom of the glass, too, and saw the inside was stained red, as though red wine had been left in it for far too long. 
 
 I do n't know if it's a nightly occurrence ( it was a full moon that night ), but things tend to get pretty rowdy once the sun sets. They have this drink called `` the Sacrifice'' which is this thick, red, syrupy thing. The adventurous side of me wanted to take a sip, and once I started, I could n't stop. It had a kind of metallic taste to it. When I asked my neighbor at the bar what it was, he just smiled and shook his head. At least, I think he smiled; I do n't think I've seen *anyone* with a thicker beard than that guy. 
 
 Things started to get a little fuzzier with each glass of the Sacrifice I drank. The music was somehow dulled, as though I was underwater. My hands became numb, but I have the distinct impression of clawing on something....soft. 
 
 I woke up the next morning in the back, and I think it's really nice of them to let their patrons sleep there. Now... if only they'd let me leave. Four out of five stars.
