[ EU ] There are water , earth , fire and airbenders . People often forget the other benders , such as woodbenders , alcoholbenders and fleshbenders . But you , you 're something unique : the First ****bender .

Life has been good to my people. We have successfully infiltrated each race of benders, and nobody else knows it. 
 
 The funny thing is that everybody thinks that their bending style is pure. Fire-benders are a subclass of energy benders, for instance. Wood-benders use a blend of water and earth techniques ( which are both just subclasses of solid-bending and liquid-bending ). 
 
 Nobody else knows this, except for us, because nobody communicates. The last time the water kingdom and the fire kingdom hooked up, things got a little steamy and the airbenders were pissed for having not been invited. 
 
 We know this, because we actually talk to each other. We do n't fear cultural integration; we thrive on it. So, in an effort to get the countries to intermingle, we started a little war. Afraid of the truthbenders, our mortal enemies, we gave the fire-benders the tools to fight back and improve our reach. 
 
 And once we stole the internet from your world, reader, our power became absolute. 
 
 We are the stealth-benders, masters of secrets, shadows, and passwords. 
 
 Dear reader, we know. 
 
 Hunter42
