[ WP ] You are an ancient evil , sealed away millennia ago by a legendary hero . You have escaped your imprisonment and attained a physical form . The first course of business ? Learning how to walk .

A fat, gaudily dressed man stood in the heart of an ancient temple that was beginning to be overrun by vines and the jungle. In a few years the roof would collapse and the temples secrets would be lost forever. He had been guided here by a voice promising him wealth. Now he stood in front of a circular stone slab. The slab was filled with engravings. Multiple different languages explaining what was behind it and why you should not open it. and on the rim were pictures giving clear and distinct warnings of the consequences of spilling blood here. `` Just a few drops.'' Said a dark whisper in the air. `` That is all it will take.'' 
 
 
 
 `` And what I was promised? I will be wealthy?'' 
 
 
 
 `` Of course.'' Said the voice, seemingly from nowhere. `` You will have all you ever wanted. Just draw some blood.'' 
 
 
 
 This seemed to convince him as he drew a knife, ran it across his palm and wiped it on the slab. 
 
 
 The voice began to laugh and a distant rumble started to shake the temple. The voice slowly deepened. A young man and woman stepped into the chamber. `` what have you done?'' the woman screamed as her eyes widened. `` WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!'' 
 
 
 I was now cackling madly as the stone slab began to crack open and a thick dark smoke started to billow out. `` FOOLS!'' I screamed as I started to take shape. `` NO ONE CAN STOP ME!'' 
 
 
 The tendrils flowed into the man, somehow took a substantive and pierced his skin. He quickly withered away into a husk, then tried up into dust and blew away. I started to take a vaguely man like shape and screamed out. My voice echoing through the rapidly darkening temple as the sun sank in the middle of the day outside. The two had ran off so no one was witnessing this first hand, but they certainly felt the quake and saw the sky darken. 
 
 
 
 I took my form. A beast standing at almost 9 feet with a dark smoke coming off the skin. I had two long black horns, piercing red eyes and arms and legs like tree trunks. I took my first step out of the temple... 
 
 
 
 And immediately fell flat on my face. 
 
 
 
 `` FUCK ME!'' I screamed in surprise and pain. every time 
 
 
 
 At least the people who knew were out of the temple this time. The last an old man who knew had stayed and seen my predicament. I figured I had a few days to try and figure this out before they showed up again. 
 
 
 
 But sooner or later, I would know how to walk. And then they would all be in some real trouble. 
 
 
 
 Okay. I just got ta get up and figure out how to walk out the front door. easy enough. Then my plans can begin I thought to myself. Never knowing the pain and disappointment that lay in front of me.
