[ WP ] You 're a low class detective washing clothes one day when one of your socks go missing . So like any good detective you decide to slip a sock onto your hand as a puppet and interrogate the other socks .

God, am I ever going to be able to clean up this town? Just last week there was a double on Monclair, and the only reason I knew about it was because they were mine. This damn town simply does n't care. All they want is their double choco-vanilla latte and to close their eyes as tightly as they can. Not me. My eyes are open. 
 
 Fortunately this week it was only a single, which was a blessing for me since it was only half as much paperwork. It was n't a blessing for the twin that was left behind though. He sat at the desk in front of me, looking distraught. Was that real or an act? This town had me so fucked up I do n't even trust grief anymore. I opened up the file that we had on him. Nickname was Lefty and he'd been in town for a little over a year. Not much to look at, just your standard white. 
 
 `` So'Lefty', mind if I call you Lefty?'' 
 
 `` That's just a nick name, my real name is Jo-'' 
 
 `` Great, Lefty it is. Lets get right down to it. Were you with'Righty' last night?'' 
 
 Righty was the poor mug who had gone missing. Not the first and certainly not the last. 
 
 `` I was with Righty at a spin club downtown called FastCycle. It was the last..'' 
 
 The kid was crying and snotting up like he had hay fever. Hopefully he was n't actually allergic to the truth. 
 
 `` I already know he started there, and I also know where he ended up. Gone. What I need is for you to connect the dots for me.'' 
 
 `` You have to believe me, I do n't know nothing.He just disappeared!'' 
 
 `` I do, I do, but a jury might not. Why do n't you tell me what happened when you got to the club.'' 
 
 `` You know how those clubs are. There packed solid, as soon as we made it through the front door I lost track of him. I only saw him once for the rest of the night. He was dancing with some pretty young thing in pink.'' 
 
 Pink! now we were onto something. The boys in this town usually do n't run with that sort. Sexism is alive and well around here, with most places being boys clubs. 
 
 `` Is that the only time you've seen her?'' 
 
 `` No, I swear! I've never seen her before.'' 
 
 He looked nervous, there was something he was n't telling me. 
 
 `` You said you'd never seen her before the club. What about since?'' 
 
 Now he was shaking like a dead leaf on a windy day. I was about to crack this case wide open. 
 
 `` I'm not even sure it was her. After I left FastCycle, I went to relax at the Hamper. All I saw was a flash of pink going by outside. I was just relaxing inside though, and could n't get a good view.'' 
 
 The Hamper? No one goes missing from the Hamper! What was going on. What was I mi- 
 
 `` Dear, are you day dreaming again?'' 
 
 I turn away from the sock on the chair in front of me towards my wife. 
 
 `` Haha yea I guess I was, do you need me?'' 
 
 She hands me a white sock. Could it be? It was! Righty! 
 
 `` I found a pair of my underwear in your hamper and must have grab this by mistake.'' 
 
 `` Oh thanks.'' 
 
 She walks out of the room with no idea at the life she had just saved. 
 
 Edit: Commas and stuff.
