[ EU ] Ramona was n't done with Scott Pilgrim yet . No , he still had to face Kanye .

Scene: Bar, it was [ Snowing ] ( http: //www.infinitelooper.com/? v=3ZjrSoQRknc & p=n ) outside. **Ramona** and **Scott** are sharing a drink, when the air bubbles and **Kanye** steps out of a time slip 
 
 **Kanye**: Yo Scott, I'm really happy for you and Ramona, and I'ma let you finish here, but Ramona and I had one of the best relationships of ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME! The sex was real I tell you! 
 
 **Scott**: God fucking damnit Ramona I thought you said I was done with your Exes,'' 
 
 **Ramona**: Shit. 
 
 **Scott**: *Turns to Ramona* What? I've fought plenty what makes him different? 
 
 **Ramona**: Shit 
 
 **Scott**: C'mon babe it'll be fine, I'- 
 
 **Kanye**: *summons a flaming death sword* Yo pretty boy! We gon na sit here and make oogly faces at the girl or are we gon na dance? 
 
 **Scott**: *Sits up, summoning a glowing katana from thin air, moves towards the middle with Kanye* Yeah, bring it the fuck on. 
 
 **Ramona** *Yells: * Scott! You should know he can- *Cut off by* **Announcer** 
 
 **Announcer**: Ladies and Gentlemen! Children of all ages! Welcome, to the AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA of EVIL EXES! 
 IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE SCOTT PILGRIM, RAMONA'S CURRENT BOYFRIEND. 
 
 LEVEL: 100 
 
 DIFFICULTY: 2EZ4KANYE 
 
 **Scott**: *Muttering* This seems a bit biased... 
 
 **Announcer**: 
 
 SPECIAL POWERS: LOVE AND SELF RESPECT 
 
 **Crowd**: *Cheering* 
 
 **Announcer**: BUT IN THE RED CORNER WE HAVE THE DOUCHEBAG TO END ALL DOUCHEBAGS. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KANYE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST! 
 
 LEVEL: 100 
 
 DIFFICULTY: HARD 
 
 SPECIAL ABILITIES: TAUNTS, PWNAGE OF WEAK 
 
 **Crowd**: *Cheers* 
 
 **Announcer**: THIS IS A BEST OF ONE ELIMINATION; ROUND ONE, FIGHT! 
 
 **Scott and Kanye**: *Yelling as they charge towards each other, the crowd goes wild. Their swords meet in the middle with a crash and Scott goes flying backwards into the bar. The bar explodes in a shower of pixels and cheep-cheeps flow out of the spilled booze*. 
 
 **Ramone**: *Picking Scott up* He's too strong for you, the power of Douchebaggery is way too much. 
 
 **Scott** *With a cheesy smile*: Love trumps all! 
 
 *Scott charges back at Kanye but he dissapears as Scott slashes at him, and re-appears above him, knocking him to the ground and then standing over him* 
 
 **Kanye** *Grinning*: You're out of practise pretty boy. It's so simple... I just waltz in, kill you, and take your girl. Aint that a thing? Well I tell you... *Starts Monolouging, fades into the background noise. * 
 
 *Camera zoom onto Scott, and we go into his head, two Scotts are seated at a table, one a badass with a leather jacket, drinking from a bottle that says `` Satan's Anus'' and the other in a white suit sipping tea* 
 
 **Devil Scott**: I say we slit his throat while he's rambling. Kill him like the bitch he is. 
 
 **Angel Scott**: No no my dear sir, that would be entirely too simple. I say we break his legs, AND THEN we slit his throat. We must torture him first with our victory. It will make it all the sweeter and the sex tonight will be even better! 
 
 **Devil Scott**: I dunno man. I feel like he's too fast for that... 
 
 *They continue to discuss when Ramona's consciousness enters* 
 
 **Ramona**: Hey guys. You know his secret weakness yet? 
 
 **Devil Scott**: No. I say we slit his throat but this idiot wants to torture him first. 
 
 **Angel Scott**: Well excuse me for being sadistic on occasion. 
 
 **Devil Scott**: That's my fucking job! 
 
 **Angel Scott**: Says who? Bloody hell. 
 
 **Ramona**: If you two prissy idiots are doing blowing each other, I could tell you. 
 
 *They do n't stop. So Ramona goes over and slaps them both. Several times. Pixelated confusion comes off their cheeks with each slap. * 
 
 **Ramona**: Okay, so what we're looking at is Kanye West. A known Douchebag celebrity. How do you break a celebrity? 
 
 **Devil Scott**: You roast him in the fires of hell? 
 
 **Angel Scott**: You kill him and fuck his corpse? 
 
 **Ramona**: Fucks sake. You IGNORE HIM. Celebrities are nothing without fame. Alright? 
 
 **Angel Scott**: What a bore. Fine. *Dissapears in a puff of logic* 
 
 **Devil Scott**: Sounds reasonable enough. *Also dissapears, and the scene vanishes* 
 
 *Back in the bar... * 
 
 **Kanye** *Now talking to a busty blonde in the crowd, away from Scott*: And that's how I single-handedly killed the president and became supreme overlord of America... 
 
 *Scott stands up and attempts to leave, Ramona goes to get her bag, but Kanye notices* 
 
 **Kanye**: SUP BITCHES. Took you long enough kiddo. So we gon na finish up now or what? 
 
 **Scott** *Trying to ignore him, grabs Ramona by the waist and kisses her passionately. * 
 
 *The crowd turns their eyes from Kanye to Ramona and Scott and cheers come up from them* 
 
 **Kanye**: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WATCH ME THESE KIDS ARE LAME. 
 
 *The kiss becomes more passionate and Scott begins to undress Ramona, her top goes first. The crowd completely turns away from Kanye completely and he desperately charges at the couple, swinging his death sword wildly, but just as he brings it up to slam into Scott's head, he freezes and crumbles to Ashes. * 
 
 **Announcer**: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SCOTT PILGRIM, YOUR VICTOR! 
 
 SCOTT LEARNS THE POWER OF LUST AND IGNORANCE! 
 
 *The scene ends with Ramona and Scott embracing, and dissolving into pixels*
