[ WP ] A horror story , but from the villains perspective , written as a comedy .

`` Oh! It's a party! I love parties!'' 
 
 The house stood still in the middle of the forest. Echoes of rock music flooded the night sky and soon disipated into the air. There was n't any neighbors within 5 miles so no one was being disturbed. Geoffrey approached the house emerging from the tree line. 
 
 `` It's October, it has to be a Halloween party!'' said Geoffrey excitedly as he slid his mask down onto his face and tightened the straps on the back so when dancing it would n't fall off. 
 
 Geoffrey walked closer to the house, creeping because he knew the best way to enter was a surprise entrance. `` They must've forgotten my invite. Of course they'd invite me, I'm their closest neighbor. I mean, I live in the shed behind their house in the woods and they were chanting my favorite saying earlier. It's a no brainer.'' He surveyed the teens inside and noticed all the usual characters that he has seen before. There was that guy who loved smoking weed Kyle. That sexy girl who wants to have a good time and is free spirited Tonya. `` Oh shit! Fucking Blake is here! He's the coolest motherfucker alive!'' Geoffrey exclaimed whispering to himself and gave a quick fist pump. `` So excited! Oh look, they're not even dancing? Probably too bright in there. I'll change that'' Geoffrey went to the back of the house and disabled the main electricity from the electric box. 
 
 `` Now, what's a way in to surprise them the best?'' He looked up at the top of the house and thought'No ladder' and then towards the basement that had a window slightly ajar. `` That's it! I'll sneak into the basement and pop through the door and shout'Who's ready to partay?!'. It will be so awesome'' said Geoffrey as he climbed through the window. 
 
 `` I ca n't see shit down here'' Geoffrey exclaimed as he stumbled and tried to adjust his eyes. Suddenly, he heard a cat screech and jump in the distance and saw someone move.'Oh, no' Geoffrey thought to himself.'Someone's trying to rob these guys. I have to do something' and looked down to find an axe handle right next to his leg. He picked it up and crept closer to the figure. By this time, he could see the outline of the person due to the moonlight shining in through the basement window. Geoffrey poised himself and choked up on the handle. Geoffrey played baseball when he was younger at the local camp and knew that the firmer the grip, the more control you had of your swing. 
 
 Geoffrey positioned himself, crouched down and readied his swing.'Too close' he thought and reset up backing up slightly. He stuck his tongue through the hole in his mask, licked his finger and mimicked Babe Ruth testing the air. `` Aim for the fences'' he said as the person turned around. Geoffrey swung as hard as he could and closed his eyes. `` No one steals from my friends!'' Normally, the swing would have had a flow through and his arms would have went from his right side to his left but about half way through, he felt a sudden jerk and his arms stopped. Geoffrey opened his eyes and looked in front of him. As soon as he opened his eyes, a warm mist of wetness hit the open areas of his face. 
 
 `` What the fuck?'' Geoffrey did n't realize that the axe handle actually had the axe head on the end of it and was staring at it submerged into the side of Blakes head. `` Oh, shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! I'm sorry Blake! Fuck I'm so sorry!''
