[ WP ] Maybe if I summon a demon I 'll finally have the perfect soul mate ...

`` Yes Mortal.'' 
 
 `` I wish to find my perfect soul mate.'' 
 
 The demon stared at Janis. What is wrong with mortals? 
 
 `` You do realise knowing will cost you your soul yes? This information will cost you your soul, ergo making you a souless being and therefore the information is moot.'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 `` Yes oh, Janis you moron.'' The demon mocked `` Still wish to know?'' 
 
 `` No.'' Janis said `` why are you telling me this.'' 
 
 `` I'm on strike right now, do you know who sets the price for information? Lucifer assmorning. do you know how worthless human souls are?'' 
 
 `` I thought they were important.'' 
 
 `` No. No one gives a shit about you species except lucifer and The giant dick in the sky.'' 

