[ WP ] After winning a landslide vote from a campaign based on honesty , a president rips off their mask revealing that they are actually ...

And so, Trump won his presidency. 
 But you see, everyone knew his secret, for some time ago, they noticed it. Below his hairline was a slight crease, a little line that should n't have been there. It did not take long for people to notice that it was n't really Trump, it was someone wearing a Trump mask, to trick them. Nobody understood who would want to be Trump, but at least they were in on the trick. 
 The knowledge was kept on the down low, people never talked about it openly, they wanted to keep the fact that they knew a secret. 
 
 And so, when Trump went to give his inauguration speech, people waited with bated breath. Would he reveal his identity? 
 
 `` You people are all dumb as Mexicans!'' he started 
 `` You see, I have been wearing a mask all along'' 
 People started to really pay attention, he would reveal himself. 
 `` But, of course, you all knew that'' he continued smugly 
 `` And I have one upped you, for I truly am...'' With a single quick motion he ripped away his mask! 
 `` TRUMP!''
