[ WP ] You form a pact with the monster in your closet to work together in order to get rid of your terrible roommate .

`` I'm not talking too much chaos. The landlord would figure it out.'' I paced back and forth. 
 
 The monster looked back at me. `` What chaos would you like?'' 
 
 `` Go sleep in his closet for a week or two.'' 
 
 `` I am going to assume you're being silly. Not leaving.'' 
 
 I sighed. `` What? What shall I do?' 
 
 `` Well,'' the monster said. `` If you really want to get him in trouble, introduce him to reddit.'' 
 
 I sighed. `` And?'' 
 
 `` Post in r/legaladvice to ask about how you can remove a roommate who is bothering you. Then, ask /u/tragopanic about the third thing.'' 
 
 `` I would rather live, Grandma,'' I responded. 
 
 `` Okay, maybe not the second part. Tell /u/tragopanic she's awesome instead.'' 
 
 I shook my head and closed the door. I opened my phone and called a lawyer.
