[ WP ] You are a dark , brooding 90s style anti hero . But much to your annoyance , the setting , other characters , and plot are as campy as the 60s batman show .

Chandler poured himself a whisky ( double ) from a cut crystal decanter and slumped down into his armchair, the shadows from the vertical blinds casting moodily onto his equally moody face. As Chandler downed the drink in one mouthful, he reflected on his first day on the job since'the incident'. 
 
 Chandler entered the building purporting to belong to the'McDonald's' family wrapped effortlessly in his double-breasted overcoat and suede trilby. He thought he was working for a detective agency which had opened during his time away from the business. He was sorely mistaken. 
 
 An acned teenaged boy greeted him at the automatic doors and asked in a voice which was falsetto one word, baritone the next: 
'Are you Mr Chandler' 
 
'Why I am young man, this job is my calling. I am here to take care of business.' 
 
'Oh, great', said the oily juvenile'then you will be able to clean up the sick in the bathroom'.
