[ WP ] God is n't perfect and you 're one of his customers providing feedback to the developer about the many glitches you 're experiencing in life .

**This call may be recorded to help make sure to help assure all of the Lords Followers see a little Heaven on Earth with their bodies** 
 
 `` Welcome for Calling God's Hotline, My name Hashim, how may I help you?'' 
 
 Hello, hashim, I called to try and get a tech to help; I've been seeing a few glitches in my body recently I'd like to fix. 
 
 `` Certainly, and may I ask you a few questions before we begin? Great. First, do you have a bible near by, it may be needed. Great. And what model are you running on? Male, gotcha. Age of the system? 24 years, ok. Version? American. Any form of other Versions on your computer? Spanish Ancestry, ok. System size? 6 foot and 187 pounds, ok. Alright, is there anything else I should know? Ok, we can get started then.'' 
 
 Great. Well, I'll keep it frank. My toe nails are messed up. They ingrow into my feet. 
 
 `` Yes, this is a common glitch we have reported. Currently we are running on New Testament version 3.6, and by 4.1.2 we plan on having those problems fixed. The problem is that we ca n't seem to find it's location in the coding of your DNA. It's like a rabbit hole in there. Luckily, version 4 will be running a whole new coding, while keeping base element of the software `` DNA.'' This update should be coming out in about 4... thousand years.'' 
 
 Damn, ok. Is there anything I can do in the mean time? 
 
 `` I am afraid not, sir.'' 
 
 Ok, thank you for your time. Goodbye 
 
 `` Goodbye, sir.'' 
 
 *click* 
 
 `` Ok, time to report on it.'' 
 
 **Name: ** Josh Alcala 
 
 **Gender: ** male 
 
 **Age: **24 
 
 **Version: ** American, with Spanish version traces. 
 
 **SS: ** 6', 187 lb 
 
 **Other: ** N/A 
 
 **Screening of Call: ** Josh_Alcala252423.mp3 
 
 **Briefing: ** -glitch in toes forcing nails to grow wrong way 
 
 -told update 4.1.2 should fix this, upon release in approx. 4ty. 
 
 -Given basic run down of software DNA.exe and given info on how it will be rewritten in 4.0
