[ WP ] Love is a chemical reaction , and you have the formula .

At last I've solved the one problem, 
 Which man has had to live. 
 I've found in rock a secret gem, 
 Which, to you, I'll give! 
 We've always thought of how we'd win, 
 That one true lover's heart. 
 But, am I right, it's always been, 
 A failure; a false start? 
 Well fear no more, you lonely man! 
 I think I've solved it all. 
 With this one trick, you surely can- 
 Not make yourself a fool. 
 To your new crush you must now run, 
 And sit upon her bed. 
 Then from your pocket draw your gun, 
 And aim it at her head! 
 

