[ WP ] It is painfully obvious to you and your colleagues that your manager is ( a ) [ insert fictional character ] . However your branch manager appears oblivious and seems to have taken a liking to the fellow/lass ...

`` Hey Todd, got a moment?'' James asked as he walked into the dimly lit, albeit corner, office. 
 
 `` Hey Jason, how can I help you?'' Todd asked. 
 
 After processing whether or not to correct him, James responded `` Well, it's about our new manager...'' 
 
 `` Great guy is n't he? You do n't find that work ethic in many people these days.'' Todd said, interrupting. 
 
 `` Well actually..'' James attempted to speak again 
 
 `` Yeah, this company is going to go places under his leadership..'' 
 
 `` But...'' 
 
 `` I mean wow, the numbers are already up! We're not even taking breaks anymore, I have n't gone home in four days.'' 
 
 `` He's Jafar.'' 
 
 `` What? No.'' Todd replied, his chin raised, his eyes focused keenly on James'. `` Not a chance.'' 
 
 `` He's hypnotized us all, that's how he's getting us to work so hard.'' 
 
 Jafar knocked on the window with his staff, Todd's eyes widened `` BUT I LIKE WORKING HARD.'' Jafar smiled and walked away. 
 
 `` SEE?'' 
 
 `` See what?'' 
 
 `` He just hypnotized you!'' James cried. 
 
 `` Nooooo, poppycock!'' 
 
 `` Where did he even work before?'' James asked. 
 
 Todd began rifling through his paperwork `` let's see here.... he was a royal vizier, well I mean that's a normal starting position these days, there's a lot of competition out there, you've got ta have something like that to stand out amongst the crowd!'' 
 
 `` He's Jafar.'' 
 
 `` You ca n't just go around the office saying people are Jafar, John. That's not okay.'' 
 
 `` Not okay John, not okay.'' Iago said as he flew around the room. 
 
 James just pointed at the bird with his finger as his eyes relayed the message of `` are you fucking kidding me right now?'' 
 
 `` Look, just give it some time, go have a nice lunch with the guy, he's great, he's..'' Jafar taps on the glass again `` THE ALMIGHTY, THE BRAVE, OUR STRONG AND INVINCIBLE LEADER..'' Jafar walks away `` he's got great people skills and a strong presence.'' 
 
 Suddenly the phone rings. `` I've got ta take this,'' Todd says. `` Yes, yes sir, yes, he's here right now. Uh huh, great, thanks..... he wants to see you.'' 

