[ IP ] walking thru the woods , you find some sort of dead alien looking creature . You decide to stop and take a picture of this odd discovery . After the picture , you realize the flash woke it up

David was distracted by editing the photo, applying layers from Instagram, and posting on Facebook. He was so distracted he did n't realize the creature's eyes began to flutter open. David turned around to snap another photo, when he realized that the creature was not laying unconscious, but was quite coherent and standing upright. 
 
 The creature began dusting himself off. `` Oh god my head'' it murmured. David let out a little yep. `` Oh hey I did n't see you there'', the creature said non nonchalantly. `` Say you do n't have a smoke do you? You travel 12 million space miles and of course there is no smoking up in space''... 
 
 David, now incoherent himself, remained speechless, motionless. It was horrible, discussing; three arms, four legs, one head, and orange! Seeing this all before the creature began riffling through his bag for a cigarettes. 
 
 `` Hollywood has been lying to you, Kid'', the creature strained. `` We are not all'Marvin the Martin' looking guys - they only exists in this galaxy. If you want to see some ugly ass dudes'' the creature laughed `` you need to check out Rigel 423 - the females on that planet''. He stops and shutters. 
 
 David's motor skills began to returning, as he looked around. What David did n't realize, was that the creature could read minds. Saddened that David was plotting to bludgeon the poor creature, the creature became depressed. 
 
 `` Dude not cool'', he said with distaste. As david darted for a branch, the creature took out his portal device and just like that materialized out of the forest. David picked up the branch and spun around to knock the monster in his face - He did so with all the strength he could muster. So much so, that he lost his footing, tripped and crashed head first into a rock. As David laid there dying he thought that he should have been more polite.
