[ WP ] You are the lead propagandist for the world 's most ruthless dictator

`` John!'' 
 
 `` Sir!'' 
 
 The dictator strode by, gesturing for me follow. Knowing that delaying was n't an option, I shot upwards, grabbing my notepad and knocking over my chair in the process. I hurried after the Great Leader, flipping to a blank page as I ran. 
 
 *'' John! `` * 
 
 A few meters behind him, still trying to find a blank page, I managed a breathless response. 
 
 *Damn noteboo- there we go. * `` Here sir.'' 
 
 `` Prepare a press release for the public.'' 
 
 *Great. * `` Sir?'' 
 
 `` Our latest plans have been set in motion, and the people deserve to know what their leaders are up to.'' 
 
 He abruptly stopped and whirled around, fixating on my pencil and notebook. `` Ready?'' 
 
 *What's the worst that could happen? * `` Yes sir.'' 
 
 Gesturing wildly, as if imagining himself giving a grand speech, he outlined his'press release'. 
 
 `` First! We have found the last rebel base!'' 
 
 *That's good; do n't have to change that one. * `` Yes sir.'' 
 
 `` But there was no one there. No matter! The unruly citizens of that city will pay the price!'' 
 
'Rebels crushed, base annihilated and traitors executed', I wrote. No one liked to read about innocent people dying. 
 
 `` Second! Our new weapon is complete! We can now reassign the GDP from weapons to agriculture!'' 
 
 *Counting blessings, I guess. *'Drought over, great harvests expected due to Great Leader's science advances', I wrote. 
 
 `` Got all that?'' 
 
 `` Yes sir. Is tha-'' 
 
 `` Third!'' 
 
 *sigh... * 
 
 `` Tomorrow is my son's birthday!'' 
 
 *Wonderful Just what we need. Another Great Brat. *'National Holiday declared', I wrote. 
 
 `` Anything else, sir?''
