[ WP ] You discover that you have a long lost identical twin , but before they discover you exist you realize they are a terrible person . Instead of introducing yourself to them you decide to make their life a living hell .

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 She was smart, I would give her that. Offering loans to everyone, no matter their credit score. What she failed to point out was the obscenely high interest rate. 
 
 I was one of the people hurt by her scheme. After many families in my underprivileged area were evicted after breaking their backs trying to pay their loans back, the area went from bad to worse. Gangs and meth addicts took up residence in the empty houses. Stabbings became a weekly occurrence. 
 
 There was only one thing I could do to make this better. I had to exploit the two talents I had been given. Looking exactly like Ruth Baden-Jones... and fucking. 
 
 I started out small. My porn name was Ruth BJ, obviously, and that was what I did. I worked my way up, starring in upwards of 3 different movies per week. Any film I could get I would accept, ranging from soft lesbian porn to hardcore gangbanging, passing through bondage and alien porn on the way. If the sexual act existed, Ruth BJ had done it. 
 
 Three years later, I had become arguably the best-known porn-star in the entire state of Illinois. I often referenced local Chicago landmarks and people had started getting a real kick out of my ressemblance to Ruth Baden-Jones in the comment section. 
 
 It was time for the great reveal. The thing that this had all been building up to. After having participated in an absolutely filthy threesome scene, I looked up from the shaved dick I had been sucking. 
 
 `` Hey guys! You guessed it, my name is Ruth Baden-Jones, President of Allied Midwestern Banks. I work at 33 5th Street in Chicago and I *reeeaalllly* get off on you guys showing me your dicks. So come on down any time between 9 and 6, and be sure to ask for `` Mrs Jones''! I hope to see lots of you there.'' 
 
 I gave the camera a sultry wink and got back to the dick. This was going to be fun. 
 
 ( disclaimer: I do not know anything about Chicago. That address was based off the numbers on the barcode of my Pringles tube. )
