[ WP ] Each village has a designated `` scapegoat '' that everyone takes their issues out on . Write about the life of this person .

`` Yeah fuck you Jeff. You're the reason Liverpool lost last week. Dickhead.'' 
 
 `` G... good morning to you too James...'' sniffled Jeff. It was the sixth pitchfork he'd had aimed at him that morning. 
 
 `` Jeff, you fucking cunt, why the fuck did you let Mary run off with that American cunt!'' 
 
 Oh dear, thought Jeff, looks like it's Rob's turn. Better start running, he's really mad about Mary leaving for New York. Shit, shit, he's throwing stones. Time to lose another tooth. Jeff sucked in his lips and shielded his eyes, running along the hedgerows to guard himself from Rob's attacks. 
 
 Diving for his car ( the fourth he'd had to buy this year ) he found a message on the side in tippex: `` You Posh Cunt, Fucking Jew Faggot'' it read. Pleasant. A stone cracked his windscreen as Rob caught up with him. Jeff sped out of the car park, narrowly missing Rob. 
 
 But then Jeff began to wonder- if he was blamed for everything anyway, what difference did it make whether he committed the crime or not? 
 
 He turned the car back round, revved the engine, and hurtled toward an unsuspecting Rob...
