[ EU ] Michael of house Cera is now the new King of Westeros , the Andals and the first man . What would be his first speech to the people at King 's Landing ?

Michael of the house of Cera timidly walked up to the balcony overlooking the people he had just recently come to rule over. 
 
 He nervously cleared his throat as the people awaited the wisdom he would bestow upon them. 
 
 `` Uh hey what's up guys, how are you all doing?'' Michael of the house of Cera said in a timid monotone voice. 
 
 The people muttered amongst themselves until one bold man replied: 
 
 `` We're pretty good, how about you?'' 
 
 Michael of the house of Cera smiled as he turned to his subject. 
 
 `` I like him what does he do?'' 
 
 `` He's a servant sire.'' 
 
 `` Cool, cool, can I like make him my jester or somethrhing?'' 
 
 `` You may do whatever you please, sire.'' The subject explained. 
 
 `` Okay thanks man.'' 
 
 Michael of the house of Cera approached the edge of the balcony and pointed to the bold man. 
 
 `` You, the man that asked how I was what is your name?'' 
 
 `` George Bluth sire.'' The man exclaimed from the crowd. 
 
 `` Oh I do n't really like that name, Never mind you can go back to blending in with the crowd.'' Micheal of the house of Cera explained. 
 
 The man baffled by the Kings odd behavior slowly hid himself into the crowd. 
 
 `` Speech'' someone exclaimed from the crowd. 
 
 `` Straight to the point, I like it.'' Michael of the house of Cera said. 
 
 `` Speech, speech, speech, speech'' the crowd began to roar. 
 
 `` Okay that's enough, once was fine.'' Michael of the house of Cera ordered. 
 
 `` Well uh, I did n't exactly have a speech prepared but I guess I can wing it or something.'' Michael of the house of Cera explained. 
 
 `` My people, you all seem great, probably all nice people... except for that man he does n't seem nice.'' Michaels of the house of Cera said as he pointed to a mean looking man bearing numerous scars across his face. 
 
 `` Sire, that is our kingdoms therapist. He listens to all our problems without any charge.'' One of the people explained from the crowd. 
 
 `` Oh would a that does seem pretty nice, I'm sorry for misjudging you man, come by the palace for food later. Well I guess I should continue this speech, let's see, lets see oh right okay so I'm pretty relaxed on a lot of things. I just want you guys to have a good time while I'm King you know?'' Michael of the house of Cera explained. 
 
 `` I'm sure we can all come up with fun events for everyone in the kingdom to enjoy maybe like a dance where the girls ask the guys out.'' 
 
 `` That sounds awful.'' Someone exclaimed. 
 
 `` I'm just spit balling here.'' Michael of the house of Cera argued. 
 
 `` Can we do breakfast for dinner?'' Someone else asked. 
 
 `` Well I mean you can do whatever you want in your house but sure breakfast for dinner sounds fun.'' Michael of the house of Cera said as the crowd erupted in applause. 
 
 `` What else?'' Someone else called out. 
 
 `` Uh let's see how about we...'' Suddenly Jonah of the house of hills appeared from behind Michael of the house of Cera and brutally stabbed him in the stomach and chest from behind. He then tossed Michael of the house of Cera over the balcony as he gasped his final breath. Landing in the middle of the crowd as his blood drained out of his body. 
 
 `` Looks like I'm the new king.'' Jonah of the house of hills exclaimed in excitement. 
 
 `` What the hell man?'' Someone from the crowd exclaimed. 
 
 `` Yeah man he was pretty cool why'd you kill him?'' 
 
 `` Do we still get breakfast for dinner?''
