[ WP ] Long Ago , God sent his son Jesus to Earth . Now , Satan sends his daughter , Jessica ...

Judy walked into the waiting room for her latest interview with a set of fresh green eyes and a radiant smile. 
 
 They called her name, she walked in and sat down in front of her Idol. 
 `` So, you're Judy?'' 
 
 `` Yes, Ma'am.'' 
 `` Anything you wan na ask or talk about before we get started?'' 
 `` Well, I was just wondering if you could per chance discuss what an average day here at Corruptio LLC would look like under your leadership?'' 
 `` You want me to tell you what an average day as my disciple is like? Uhm, well how about I just tell you what today was like and we can go from there?'' Judy nodded, her green eyes lighting up from excitement. 
 
 `` Well, I woke up to: 
 `` Shit, shit, SHIT! WHERE ARE MY KEYS?'' I cringed as I got up and looked around at Andrea try to get her shit together. Petra was helping her get ready. I felt a sharp pain in my side, and picked up a set of keys that looked vaguely familiar. I handed them to Andrea adding on a quick goodbye while Andrea rushed off to make sure everything was ready for todays interviews. I checked my snapchat, and sighed when she saw 3 notifications, but none of them were from Donny. Donny was my goal, my fulfillment in life. To see him get his hopes and dreams shattered, well... I would give anything to see it happen. Tammy did n't think it was right, but well, who cares what Tammy thinks? 
 
 But I could tell Donny would not be an easy one to shatter. Donny had spent his whole life building his confidence and his deep political and religious views. Laying down the perfect education, the perfect philosophy, and the perfect framework for the rest of his life and family. You see, Donny, was the perfect underdog story. He had nothing, raised in poverty and put in the hard work and determination to succeed in school, society, and sports. Got a full ride scholarship to attend Yale and well, of course he chose Duke instead to take care of his poor grandma instead. What a waste if you ask me. So much talent, so much potential. Yet he wastes it, trying to be `` Noble'' and all that other Fairy Tale crap. What. A. Joke. 
 
 My phone was ringing. I picked it up, thinking it might have been Andrea, forgetting her resume or something. I have to say, Andrea is amazing, but she is *way* too forgetful. The other day, she went out to frame someone for cheating, and she forgot to bring the *evidence* that she was going to plant! Stupid girl had to leave a voicemail instead, which we agreed earlier was much too boring. My heart stopped when I picked up the phone. I mean, granted, that's under the assumption I have a heart to begin with, but still. It was the one that I wake up every morning in hopes of seeing. It was Donny. 
 `` Hey, I'm sorry I did n't get your text, I had to take my grandma to the ER.'' Ugh, I freaking hate when he does this. He always just shows off, how stupidly goody two shoes he is, and it is the most cringey thing ever. 
 `` Uh, I only sent it like an hour ago?'' 
 `` Yeah I know, but I remembered that we had that conversation about communicating and keeping our relationship to the fullest, and I just felt bad how I was putting all this pressure on you, and then for me to go out and do the same thing, it jus-'' 
 `` Yeah, look, I literally do n't mind at all, no worries.'' 
 `` Ok, thanks babe.'' I dropped the phone.'Babe'? Are you kidding me? This is way too similar to that other guy Kyle. Hmm, maybe I could have them find out I'm cheating on them with each other, that would be a good way to end it. Nah, way too simple. They'd just bro it out, it's not... permanent enough. I'll ask Simone for her thoughts, she always comes up with good material. 
 `` Babe? You there?'' 
 `` Oh. Uhm. Yeah. Sorry? I... uhhh... was just...'' 
 `` What?'' 
 `` My phone slipped! Sheesh, would you let me finish?'' 
 `` Oh, I'm sorry, I did n't really mea-'' 
 `` If you never let me finish, how am I supposed to communicate my thoughts Steven!?'' 
 `` You mean Donny?'' 
 `` You know what, I'm sick of this.'' 
 
 I snapped my fingers, and I heard his throat croak over the phone. I laughed, said `` I guess that's a little more permanent.'' And then I came straight to the interview. Any questions?'' 
 
 Jessica looked over to see Judy with a frightened, deer in the headlights look. Jessica shot a quick text to Andrea saying 
 *This one looks amusing. Put her into training, we're keeping her. *
