[ CW ] Write about Sex - from the perspective of the penis/vagina .

The sirens were on full blast. 
 
 `` All units! All units! To battle stations! This is not a drill!'' Screamed the general over the intercom. 
 
 All the ships were ready for launch, as they awaited the general's command. 
 
 `` What's the status on the thrusters?'' Barked the general. 
 
 `` Thrusters are operating at 100 %'' replied one of the officers. 
 
 The general contemplated his decision. He could abort this suicide mission right now. But they were in too deep. If he prematurely launched the troops, there would be hell to pay. But it was all too risky. The soldiers barely just got past the STDs ( standard trooper drills ) and were much too inexperienced for a mission of this calibre. They needed an intimate knowledge of the hellish maze they were about to penetrate. 
 
 `` General!'' Yelled an officer. `` The thrusters are losing capacity. We have to launch the ships now!'' 
 
 It was too late. 
 
 `` Go! Let's fill this son of a bitch with everything we've got'' commanded the general. 
 
 The entire fleet of space ships launched for the deep penetration. They all knew that, in the end, it was a race. The first ship to penetrate the enemy ship was the true hero. 
 
 But they would never reach their target. 
 
 One by one, those ships of gallant white crashed against a barrier. 
 
 `` Goddamnit!!! A force field!? Where was the intel on that?!'' Yelled the commander. `` Abort! Abort! All units pull out!!!'' He screamed. 
 
 It was too late. The entire fleet was wiped out. 
 
 `` Do n't worry, General,'' said the enemy. They had hacked into their system. 
 
 `` You do n't have to pull out. And, now, no one really has to abort anything,''
