[ WP ] You have just successfully prevented a zombie apocalypse . By killing the first one to turn . What you call `` heroism '' the police call `` murder '' .

They entered the room. They did n't look like the typical cops to come in, as one was dressed very formally, with a navy three-piece suit and sunglasses. The other was dressed a little more casual, with a button-down shirt and some smart shoes. 
 
 The one in the button-down started speaking. He was the one to do the routine explanation of my rights, but the conversation was going to be anything but routine. The man in the three-piece suit did not say anything, he just... Stood there. Stared at me. 
 
 Eventually, after the man in the button-down asked me a question, I responded, `` Yes. I know what I'm in for. You think I murdered that man. The truth is, the guy was already dead,'' I continued, `` You'd think the guy would have been dead because his damned brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. I'm a coroner, I do n't take brains out of live people.'' 
 
 `` Yes, we know that, Mr. Nataas. Unfortunately for you, the media does n't. If they somehow get their hands on this story, the entire nation, if not the entire world, will go into a mass panic, and we do n't want that.'' I nodded, knowing full well that a global panic is the last thing they'd want. 
 
 The man in the three-piece finally spoke. He had a high-pitched voice, something I had not expected from a man of his stature. `` Aaron, our cover's blown. Our time with Mr. Nataas is up, we've got to go!'' he said, visibly stressed. However, instead of leaving me there for pickup by another cop, they took me with them. A strange move, to be sure, but a welcome one. I did n't intend on sitting in an interrogation room all day. 
 
 When we got into a nearby car, the man in the button-down, apparently called Aaron, explained to me. `` The deathless you killed, Mr. Nataas, was n't the only one. There have been many across history, all over the world. We do n't know what exactly causes them to rise, or how to make one hundred percent certain they wo n't rise *again*. That's why we exist, we make sure that they do not get wide-spread attention. They're harmless, but the media would, in the best case scenario, make the people afraid of them, causing the deathless to be attacked by angry, live humans.'' 
 
 I noticed that the car stopped. When I looked around, I saw a sushi shop, with a fluorescent sign reading **HOME PLATE**. Aaron got out, and asked me to do so as well. I complied, and followed him into the shop. Behind the counter, the cashier opened an'Employees only' door, which both Aaron and I disappeared into. Somehow, a staircase appeared, almost out of thin air. The man in the three-piece suit, who had followed us, said: `` Welcome to the Agency of Deathless Extermination., Mr. Nataas.'' 
 
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