[ CW ] Two men meet to decide the fate of the world . Dialogue only , 250 words or less .

`` So what is this place anyway? Some kind of bunker'' 
 
 `` I do n't know. Some sort of military thing from the'80s.'' 
 
 `` Huh. I thought they filled all of these in. How'd you find this place anyway?'' 
 
 `` Some hobo I met awhile back. Old dude. Said that it was super secret, super important. Told me to watch out for grues!'Course nothing actually lives down here besides the rats, you know.'' 
 
 `` I'll take your word for it.'' 
 
 `` Hey, look at this!'' 
 
 `` What is it?'' 
 
 `` I found a switch! Wan na see what it does?'' 
 
 `` Are you sure that's a good idea?'' 
 
 `` Are you kidding? I bet this thing is n't even plugged in!'' 
 
 *click* 
 
 `` LOADING TARGETING DATA... DONE. ATTENTION: PLEASE CLEAR THE PAD AREA. INITIATING LAUNCH SEQUENCE...''
