[ WP ] You are the oldest inhabitant of Hell . Even the Devil does n't know how long you 've been here . Denizens of Hell normally expect that the oldest sinner would be someone of pure evil , but in truth you 're actually a pretty chill dude .

Long ago his heart had warmed, 
 
 three thousand years - long enough to mourn, 
 
 the deeds of past and of damnation, 
 
 stripped of humanity and of his station. 
 
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 He resided in the pits of hell the oldest friend of satan, 
 
 waiting as the centuries pass watching hells inflation, 
 
 resting on brimstone as passing devils chatter and laugh, 
 
 who is this old man and what sin has made him. 
 
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 a curious young man with a glint in his eye asks his sentence, 
 
 and with creaks and groans the old man rose for the first time in ages, 
 
 he look at the spirit and with a heavy sigh he came out with, 
 
 I'm god and I made this. 

