[ WP ] Start your story with `` I 'm a hero , here 's my card ''

`` I'm a hero. Here's my card.'' 
 
 The talking sandwich pulled the card out from between two moldy slices of tomato and held it out to me expectantly. Wincing, I gently grasped the very edge of it between my fingernails and flung it into the nearest trash bin. 
 
 `` Aw, c'mon, Randy. I was being polite that time! What did I do wrong?'' 
 
 `` No one is going to eat a moldy sandwich. Especially not one with plastic hidden in its ingredients,'' I replied. 
 
 `` Oh.'' The sandwich sat motionless for a minute, staring despondently at the floor. `` Maybe I was n't meant to be eaten, y'know? I'll just rot and end up as some third grader's science project. Maybe that's my destiny.'' 
 
 `` Do n't be such a downer! We've just got ta... well... actually, you're right. Literally ever one of your components is moldy.'' With that, I grabbed the sandwich and tossed it into the trash bin. `` Goodbye, old friend.''
