[ WP ] You are immortal , except for one odd weakness .

`` Bacon'' 
 
 `` Bacon?!' 
 
 `` Bacon'' 
 
 ``....Bacon... really?'' 
 
 `` Yes Steve really its bacon.'' I say as I take a bite of the crispy slice heaven that just came off the pan. 
 
 `` You could be immortal superman but because you eat bacon you are a normal person?'' Steve asked for what may be the 50th time today. 
 
 `` This is why no one likes you Steve everyone hates to repeat themselves. Yes I would have the ability to fly, lift really big fucking rocks over my head and live forever if I wanted to give up bacon.'' I say as I put more bacon slices on the pan. `` I also have the ability to give it away to anybody who wants it.'' 
 
 `` I'm just having trouble understanding is all.'' Steve scrunched up his face a little as he tried to think it through then what I said finally hit him. `` Wait! I could have super powers right now and live forever?! If I wanted?'' He asked with the excitement of a 5 her old. 
 
 `` Yes you could. You could have super powers right now and go flying around the world fighting crime and and never worrying about death. But the question is... could you do it?'' 
 
 `` Of course I could do it. I would even be better than you at it since you are n't even using them.'' Steve responded angrily. 
 
 `` That was not what I meant''. 
 
 `` Then what is it''? 
 
 `` Could you give up bacon''? 
 
 The question hit Steve like a ton of bricks `` What do you mean give up bacon''? 
 
 `` What did you think you would get the powers but not the weakness? Its like Comcast its part of the package you do n't get to chose what comes with it. 
 
 `` But... I could do it? I could be superman?'' Steve asked one more time, broken. 
 
 `` Yes.''. Then I put the bacon on a plate and walked it over to Steve, `` Or you could have some of this bacon''. 
 
 End 
 
 
 
 P.S. First time ever writing one of these hope it works. 
 Sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes that I'm positive I made. 
 P.P.S. I would chose the bacon
