[ WP ] Write a scene in the style of `` The Stanley Parable '' , then rewrite it , but this time , the character disobeys the narrator and derails the plot .

Many many years ago, there lived a great hero named Dragius Gloryforce. 
 
 `` Actually my name is Dinkleberg McNeighbor.'' 
 
 Dinkleberg rode atop a great horse and carried a legendary sword, Steelsong it's name. Of this sword he spoke only two words: 
 
 `` Rubber Chicken'' 
 
 The insolent hero rode forth to fight against the evil sorcerer who terrorized the land. All feared the wizard. The kingdom could not survive much more of his terrible destruction. 
 
 With Steelsong the rubber chicken in hand, Dinkleberg went face to face with the wizard, knowing it was now that he would destroy either the wizard, or the narrator's hopes for starting off a really good video game. The fight began and soon 
 
 `` You will never defeat me!'' the wizard shrieked. `` You may kill my body, but my spirit will live on in the Seven Orbs of Havinstia! You will never destroy all of them!'' 
 
 The hero brought his rubber chicken down on the wizard and shouted, `` That sounds boring. I quit.'' 
 
 And with the hero's mysterious disappearance, the fate of the kingdom was sealed. A thousand years of darkness ruled the land, and misery spread everywhere. Even worse, the narrator was forced to complain to the developer, a cruel man who did not take kindly to criticism. Due to this, his employment was terminated all cause of that FU- 
 
 Thank you for playing.
