[ WP ] Everytime someone has a 'blonde moment ' they get a little blonder . Black hair is now a symbol of brilliance , and you 've just invented hair dye .

How could I have known? 
 `` I want it blonde.'' 
 I could n't help but look in awe of the man across from me. He had pitch black hair, all but a single strand of white. Mom used to always say that white hair was a sign of insanity, but no one could really prove it. 
 How could I have known? 
 `` Y-you sure?'' I muttered. `` Blondes do n't get treated very well. No one will even take you seriously.'' 
 He gave a crooked smile. This was the last thing I had been expecting. There are lots of adds for'hair lighters' out there, but none of them are permanent. None but mine. 
 How could I have known? 
 `` I'm sure.'' Usually adds like that tend to pull in one or two blondes, but I had n't seen any customers besides him. That should have been my first warning. 
 You see, I was right, no one takes blondes seriously. No one expects them to be clever. When I saw the news later that week, I just knew he was behind it. I had handed over such a dangerous power to such an evil man for just twenty bucks. Now I got to watch the world crumble. 
 How could I have known? 
 I'm just a dumb blonde, after all.
