[ WP ] Murder victims can now be brought back to life temporarily for 24 hours to testify in court . You 've now been falsely accused by the dead person whom you 've hated

So now I believe in karma, and zombies. Right now there is one sitting across a court room, pointing a purplish finger with no nail right at me. 
 
 `` Damien Boon stabbed me in the guts.'' 
 
 Just to be clear, metaphorically speaking, I did stab him in the back. Me and zombie had shared classes, rooms, girlfriends. Over the years I go sick of his bullshit and one time told his girlfriend that he was ploughing greener fields. So yeah, I am responsible for a painful breakup, and in some respects perhaps the beginning of a chain of events that lead to his death. In total honesty he probably deserved to die, given that he was probably single handedly responsible for the current syphilis epidemic. 
 
 But I did not stab Jeremy in the guts. 
 
 `` Do you deny the accusation Mr Boon?'' The zombie's lawyer was a cheap-ass; Hard to lose cases when your chief witness was the murder victim. Problem was I did n't want to go to jail for life, nor did I want to finger my new girlfriend. I took a deep breath in then immediately regretted it. Jeremy was pretty ripe and nowhere in the court room was safe from his odour. 
 
 `` No I do not deny the accusation, but may I ask a question?'' 
 
 `` Go ahead.'' ( look I know that this is n't typical legal proceedings, but there is a zombie in the witness stand for fucks sake ) 
 
 `` How long does alcohol remain the blood stream if someone dies drunk?'' 
 
 Suddenly the lawyers collapse in on themselves like exposed pill bugs fleeing the light. Then the two leads scramble up to the judge. All the while Jeremy glares as me through cloudy eyes. 
 
 The judge stood up. `` Due to the prosecutions refusal to allow the blood testing-'' 
 
 `` He has n't got any Goddam blood!'' 
 
 `` Silence! Due to the refusal I am throwing the case out.'' The judge slammed his hammer down twice. `` Bailiff please summon the necromancer.'' 
 

