[ WP ] Scientists , Engineers , Mathematicians , etc . are Rock Stars of this alternate version of Earth . Describe a day in the life of one of the biggest names in their respective field .

`` But is n't it a weird coincidence that *everybody* capable of astronomy *also* has a daily hard drug addiction?'' Steve italicized. 
 
 Jon jerked out his nap and bolted for the Steve's room. `` Steve I need to use your telescope!'' he called. 
 
 `` Please do n't!'' yelled back Steve, but Jon was already gone with it. 
 
 `` I'm sure it's not all the scientists, just those SETI weirdos you gave your computer to,'' said Nico, pawing off a piece of tinfoil. He folded it into a hat and placed it on Steve's head. 
 
 `` No, there must be something we're not supposed to be seeing up there,'' Steve said, wringing his hands. 
 
 `` Back!'' yelled Jon, landing back on the couch with his head in Nico's lap. He held a fistful of LSD sheets in the air. `` Suits offered me this for the telescope the minute I set it up.'' 
 
 `` You sold my aghphht --'' Steve's open mouth was a perfect 3-point crumpled LSD paper target. 
 
 `` Swish!'' said Jon. 
 
 `` Also they gave me a bunch of OxyContin.'' 

