[ WP ] You are a doctor in the Emergency Room . While removing a `` foreign object '' from an embarrassed patient , you begin to suspect that he is actually Satan .

`` Hello, Lucy Fernanda Stan? ``, the doctor asked although his face was buried in his clip board. 
 
 `` I'm Dr. Jesus DeNaza-'', he began to introduce himself, only to be interrupted by his patient. 
 
 `` ¿No pensé que yo te di las gracias?'' she interrumpted. 
 
 Unamused, he continued. ``... okay? Anyways, you can call me Jessie or mister Jessie. I'm here to see to you about your'impure pains'. Now, whats that all about?'' 
 
 Lucy grew an annoyed complexion. 
 
 `` Hi. You know why I'm here'', Lucy embarrasedly ( and annoyed-ly ) offered back. 
 
 `` Well, lets get to it. I need to examine it. Lie down and lift your skirt. ``, the doctor returned in the same tone as her. 
 
 `` Oh, at least buy me a drink first! ``, the patient giggled. 
 
 Jessie held the most'professional' expression he could. `` God, do I wish I could. I would break my 16 year wedlock just to get a piece of that beautifu-'' he thought to himself. Or at least he thought that he thought. He had been so overwhelmed with lust he was saying this out loud. 
 
 `` Oh your god,'' Lucy said wide-eyed, before growing an ear-to-ear grin. 
 
 `` I swear I- I did n't mean to say- I did n't think I thought! I thought I-'' tried explaining, walking in circles, avoiding the clearly amused stare Lucy was wearing. 
 
 Although, he did n't really walk in circles, let alone one. Before managing to take six steps, he fell forward almost as if someone had both tripped and pushed him at the same time. 
 
 -again, will continue editing later got to go, sorry -
