[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

Yeah, at first is was kinda cool. Due to my parents, a lot of people were aware of what I had. They figured that if I was gon na die, they might as well use my inevitable death from cancer to make the world better. They set up a foundation in my name, which was cool at first. It got some traction, and soon enough my bed-ridden ass became a poster boy. 
 
 At first, it was amazing. I saw Robert Downey Junior, Hugh Jackman, and Morgan Freeman. I was sick off my ass on meds, but it was still cool. As the weeks went by, however, all of the high profile celebrities made their'right of passage', and the D-listers started to come. Who the fuck is Tanya Harding? Cancer sucks, but God damn, can I just die already? Next thing you know Ron Jeremy will show up and do a porno with me.
