[ WP ] Bill Gates , Steven Hawking , and Elon Musk are engaged in the most badass prank war ever ...

Elon Musk clapped his hands together as a giddy schoolboy giggle escaped his lips. A broad smirk was pasted onto Bill Gates' face as together they watched the door, waiting for an imminent arrival. A few moments later the thick wood door of Gates' library opened, and professor Stephen Hawking slowly rolled into the room with his electric wheelchair. Gate's and Musk struggled to keep their composure, until professor Hawking broke the silence. 
 
 `` You utter asswipe.'' Came the robotic lilt from Hawking's chair. Gate's and Musk broke into raucous laughter. 
 
 `` Oh knock it off with the robot-speak.'' Gate's said. Hawking's eyes narrowed. He slowly rose from the wheelchair and took a step forward. 
 
 `` Finding a cure for ALS? Really?'' Came the posh British accent, spoken aloud for the first time in decades. He continued: 
 
 `` You've fucked me, Bill. This whole'disabled genius' schtick was going to get me a Nobel. Maybe even Sainthood. And now what do I have?'' 
 
 `` Bedsores?'' said Gates, causing a fresh burst of giggling from Musk. Hawking wagged an angry finger. 
 
 `` Were you even listening? You've utterly, completely fucked me. But not as hard as I fucked Elon's mother last night!'' 
 
 Musk's eyes went wide, before all three lost their composure and laughed in unison. 
 
 `` I got you good, Hawking!'' Bill whooped, as he broke out a bottle of brandy and began to pour. He offered Hawking a seat, who politely declined. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

