[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Dear Mrs Shit Bag, 
 
 I am happy to inform you that my dedicated servitude will no longer be required. It is to my great fortune and your great misfortune that your shackles of demoralizing spews and over demanding rants will be no longer available to break my spirit, whilst you sit on your fat ass. 
 
 I would also like to submit a map of where you can go, and as your poor husband will attest to, reads like the layout of your house leading to your bedroom where he must slay the beast once a year to keep it from terrorizing the rest of the planet, but instead confining it to the back room of our local hardware store. A brave man your husband is, I feel a small win fall in his future. Hopefully he can use it to run away with the young Sarah who works in the paint section, who he has been boning in the back seat of you car for the past year. 
 
 Finally, Satan, I will not be requiring a reference from your fart smelling rotten snaggled tooth gaping hole you scream orders out of while you consume the entire box of donuts we all, except you, bring in every morning to share, since I have no need for further employment. 
 
 Go fuck yourself, 
 
 Richie Rich
