[ WP ] Someone who takes everything literally meets someone who thinks everything is a metaphor

( Metaphor Michael: Ay yo, Metaphor Michael in the hooooooouse ) 
 
 ( Literal Larry: Brotha we standin on a stage ) 
 
 ( MM: Wreck it. ) 
 
 ( LL: No no no, do n't wreck it I just bought it. ) 
 
 [ LL ] 
 
 I was at Sbarro's just the a few days ago 
 
 When this brotha said he'd a have pizza to go 
 
 I was like, `` where's a pizza goin, it do n't have any legs'' 
 
 He called me an idiot, said I'm `` missin a few pegs'' 
 
 Man I do n't even have any pegs, or anywhere to put em 
 
 Turned to his girl, said `` Do n't fret the bills, I'll foot'em'' 
 
 This whole scenario literally hurt my head 
 
 Who ’ s Bill, where ’ s his feet, I think I ’ m goin to bed 
 
 ( MM: Oooooooh yeah, I ’ m feelin you ) 
 
 [ MM ] 
 
 The pizza brother represents the fall of communism 
 
 And his bill sharin ho represent the rise of Obammunism 
 
 The pizza is a metaphor, for every two dollar whore 
 
 Who thinks they be frontin, when really that ’ s what ’ s the brotha ’ s for 
 
 Which again, represents the fall of the soviet state 
 
 And you, the scourge of capitalism, are still full of hate 
 
 You check out his girl ’ s ass, to try and make it yours 
 
 Try to check her back door all over the price floors 
 
 [ LL ] 
 
 Okay I don ’ t really understand what you just said 
 
 So a pizza is a ho, like a person made of bread? 
 
 Now how ’ s a brotha communism, and what the hell ’ s Obammunism 
 
 Is that a neologism? I think I read a novel with ‘ em 
 
 I ’ m trying to talk about a confusing conversation 
 
 When some brotha said some stuff and was hatin ’ 
 
 Like the time I went to school and this brotha in my class 
 
 He saw some girl and then said “ gim me yo booty ass ” 
 
 What could he possibly do with a disembodied donk 
 
 He said “ be square, ” but I ’ m not as tall as I ’ m long 
 
 [ MM: Oh shit shit I get it now ] 
 
 The booty in actuality the heart of man ’ s duality 
 
 One cheek for love the other cheek is for vanity 
 
 And when your bro said “ gim me dat ” so he rustle-jimmy that 
 
 He really meant he ’ d try see where all of his slim biddies at 
 
 But you don ’ t understand, all this shit has been planned 
 
 By a dying author, be it female or man 
 
 See, nothing it is was it is, only is what it isn ’ t 
 
 Once you rap your head around it, it ’ s kinda pleasant 
 
 See we ’ re on the edge of blade, and brothas is paid 
 
 And every trick ’ s a trade, that ’ s that ’ s how babies are made 
 
 [ LL: …? ] 
 
 [ MM: … ] 
 
 [ LL & MM: Let ’ s call the whole thing off! ]
