[ WP ] The Nazis won WWII . The parallel universe equivalent Nazi Subreddit /r/WritingPrompts prompts 'What would the world be like if the Allies had won the war ? '

When Jack Smith was driving home that day in his Ford, he never could have guessed that he was about to meet his destiny. It had been a perfectly average day for him otherwise; getting up at 3 A.M. to make it to the work houses on time, swearing alligence to the United State of America flag the requisite five times before a breakfast of processed meat sandwiches and potatoe sticks, and going to assemble dradles for fourteen hours under the watchful and just eyes of his mixed-race Overlords. 
 
 Oh thank God their gone. Look, I do n't have much time. I was hired by the provincial government to monitor this interweb page for possible dissent and to post pro-Nazi messages every few hours. I can hide these paragraphs from my supervisiors by scrolling down but 
 
 All in all, it had been a fairly typical day for Jack. As he turned up the volume on his newly allocated Numenburg TeleRad 10,000 ( all the good new scientific inventions seemed to come out of the UN German slave camps anymore ) to better hear Franklin Sonatara sing `` My country Tis of thee, sweet land of Jewery'', Jack began to notice something strange about his American car. Not its shabby craftmanship or the fact that its door had fallen off, those things were sources of familiar comfort to 
 
 The interweb was not invented by Goebbels to better distribute German truth and knowledge, as you have been made to believe. Much of what is in the official records of history in Berlin has been put there to mislead you. In reality, the idea to link computation machines together with data banks and processors was first pioneered by a young politician by the name of Adolf Gore, right here on American soil. But the reich stepped in and 
 
 One of the Aryan slave boys pulling his picking-up truck seemed to be slacking. Jack could n't fathom why, after all the state has wisely allotted him two whole servings of gruel per day. Being the upstanding capitalist he was, Jack hated laziness. He reached for his whip with the sigh of a hard working man. 
 
 I have seen the truth. I and others like me have discovered the existence of a vast knowledge repository, a library wisely hiddenn away by the Congress of our forefathers during the invasion. Many, if not all the reich's so-called scientific breakthroughs have come from research stolen from the United States and other Allied governments. Microbeam ovens, hydrogen bombs, Viagra; All our advancements. The Nazis wish they could have made them on their own, but they executed 
 
 Just then, Jack saw her; absolutely, unquestionably the most gorgeous woman ever to walk the earth. With her radiant blond locks, crystal white skin, and deep blue eyes, she positively glowed with heavenly beauty. Jack also noticed one of the government's gigantic Uncle Samuel walkers taking aim at her for stepping out of the line to be branded. Jack's heart filled with fear. 
 
 I know it's only a matter of time before they find me. There's probably a mole amongst you right now alerting command as he reads this. I do n't even care anymore. Somebody's got to stand against this madness so that others will stand. There is so much I have yet to tell you of; Of Abbot and Costello, of the American youth group that was the boy scouts, of the Charleston and The Dictator ( I think you'll find that one really funny and really sad ) and bicardi and this one weird fat man that breaks into houses and leaves gifts. Go to your radi-phonebook and dial up a Carl Alphonse Schmitt. It wo n't be monitored and we'll know if there's an informant. He'll put you 
 
 Just when all hope seemed lost, a flock of golden angels came down to save Jack, who was now repentant of his evil misguided ways. With swords of Norse fire, these Valkaries... Screw it, they're right behind me and I'm not going to have that be the last thing I ever write 
 
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 Good afternoon faithful and loyal citizens of the Fuhrer's American Provincial Zone. Governor Boehner would like to assure you that everything the traitor posting this article has been typing has been a lie. Everything he has said about the fallacy of German cultural and scientific surpremacy has been false. Especially the part where he claimed that Viagra was not a medical miracle crafted in German laboratories. Please do not attempt to contact this hooligan or his collaboratores, or risk being treated as an enemy of the state and of human progress. We now return this subreddit to its sanctioned conversation. 
 H.H, 
 The Major.
