[ WP ] [ NSFW ] Sodom and Gomorrah unite as one state . Their founding fathers are writing their Constitution .

He stood with his back against the wall. It was the only way he could get any work done. Every time he'd lean across the desk to reach for a plume, they'd... well... you can pretty much guess. 
 
 This was going to be one of those really tough all night sessions. Brutus had been at the wine, as usual. Clavius was still picking candle wax out of his chest hair from yesterday's orgy, and three of the nine `` fondling fathers'' had n't bothered to report to session. This meant any vote could result in a tie. And you really did n't want to have to go through the tie-breaker ritual. So much grease. So much grease. 
 
 New republics have always been a messy affair. 

