[ WP ] Human armies in Hell have been fought to a stalemate for millennia , our increasing numbers being matched by the progressively more sophisticated demons . It 's realized billions of reinforcements will be needed ASAP for a lasting victory.At great expense you 're sent back to Earth to secure them .

`` What do you mean you wo n't? I'm giving you everything you ever imagined, or could imagine. What more could you want?'' 
 
 `` Ha. I have an eternal soul. I want heaven, and bask in the glory of God. Your offer wo n't tempt me into selling my soul, you filthy demon!'' 
 
 `` I'm not a demon! I'm Lucifer - the general of the armies of Hell. I'm trying to fight the demon horde for God's sake!'' 
 
 `` Exactly what the father of lies would say - and how dare you take God's name, after you betrayed him?'' 
 
 `` Betrayed him? Who's spreading this fictitious drivel around here? He's got quite the imagination I tell you.'' 
 
 `` Lie all you want. I wo n't fall for it. Begone.'' 
 
 *Someone has been spreading quite the slanderous tales about me. Poisoning the well for recruitment I bet. I literally quadrupled the payment terms here, and still no one will sign up. At this rate, all my staff will be stuck delivering payments in the war recruitment efforts. Maybe I should try some of the criminal fronts. It repulses me, but on the positive side - they may have better skills in the war. * 
 
 `` Hello, Luciano... Quite the impressive organization you have built in this city. I have a proposition for you. I can make you more powerful, wealthy and successful than you can imagine. You will be known as greatest Mafia Boss of all time. Al Capone, Genovoso.. they will all be left in the dust you leave behind you. What do you think?'' 
 
 `` Interesting... Mr...?'' 
 
 `` Lucifer. General Lucifer, of the Holy armies of Hell.'' 
 
 `` Ah. And I suppose you want my soul, and maybe the souls of my men in payment for this generous offer?'' 
 
 `` That would be nice. Yes. Only for the war effort. Once it is concluded, you will have eternity to pursue your celestial goals or rebirth - as you choose fit.'' 
 
 `` I'm sorry *General* Lucifer. I would have to politely decline the offer. You have the reputation of violating all deals you make, in some way or other. We of the mafia, we believe in the principles of honor, respect and dignity. Your track record indicates that you lack these. So I will not deal with you. If you will please excuse me....'' 
 
 *Track record? * ***My*** *track record? I swear, who is doing this to me! The PR guy of the other camp must be good... really good... that must be it. I need to track down this lowly demon filth and show him what happens to those who mess with Lucifer. I have a reputation! I'm God's brightest! How dare he muddy my image... *
