[ WP ] You 're bored so decide to have a conversation with yourself .

`` Why, hello me! Fancy seeing you here.'' 
 
 `` Shut up. You sound so stupid when you make jokes like that.'' 
 
 `` Sorry. So, I'm bored. Got any ideas for things to do?'' 
 
 `` Well, we *could* go for a run, but you obviously wo n't be up for that. Why do n't you just eat another tub of ice cream, fatso?'' 
 
 `` We've already had this argument. I'm not fat. What, do you want be to be *anorexic? `` * 
 
 `` If it'll get you to lose some weight.'' 
 
 `` I remember why I never talk to you. I'm gon na see if there's anything on TV.'' 
 
 `` TV *again? * Why do n't you pick up a book once in a while?'' 
 
 `` I have nothing I want to read!'' 
 
 `` Your dad's old National Geographics maybe? Oh sorry, I forgot, you do n't *read* National Geographic.'' 
 
 `` The articles are n't interesting to me.'' 
 
 `` This is why you're so dumb.'' 
 
 *'' I have all A's in school! `` * 
 
 `` Which does n't mean anything! You've just turned into a test-taking machine. You do n't *retain* any of the information.'' 
 
 `` Just shut up. I'm gon na text John.'' 
 
 `` Why? He obviously does n't like you.'' 
 
 `` Can you please stop talking?'' 
 
 `` Just telling it like it is. John hates you. You're unfunny and fat and dumb. Just go back to TV and ice cream, you'll never get anything better.'' 
 
 `` Okay...''
