[ WP ] Many people hate their roommates . Unfortunately , your roommate happens to be a really immature , reality-bending deity , whom finds it very amusing to play pranks on people with his or her powers .

`` Dammit Osiris!'' Cody slammed the door to his bedroom. `` Put my room back dude, not cool, I need my shoes, I have class in five minutes.'' 
 
 Osiris laughed and snapped his fingers, `` There little buddy, your room has been returned to this dimension.'' Cody exhaled an angry breath and tried the knob again, this time it was locked, he kicked it in frustration. 
 
 `` Will you please unlock my door?'' 
 
 `` I did n't lock it.'' Osiris said smiling. 
 
 `` Please unlock it. I have to go.'' 
 
 Osiris shook his head and waved his hand toward the blank wall to Cody's right. The wall became a projection of Cody saying `` Do not unlock my door again, do you understand? When it's locked that means I do n't want it opened, not by you, not by anyone.'' 
 
 `` I'm merely respecting your wish. You can open it with a flat head screw driver, there's one in the drawer near the fridge.'' Osiris turned back to the TV and began flipping through channels. When he reached the sports channel he set down the remote and snapped his fingers causing a beer to appear in his other hand. `` Man, that guy Hector from upstairs left some really good beer in his fridge, I'm sure he wo n't miss one'', Osiris snapped his fingers again and a second can appeared, `` or two, would you like one?'' 
 
 Cody slammed the drawer after finding the screwdriver, `` no, I have to go to class. I told you that.'' 
 
 `` One beer is n't gon na kill you, it'll mellow you out.'' Osiris tilted the can back and began to chug the contents as Cody worked the screwdriver into the door lock. After several seconds of rattling it around, the lock popped open and Cody stepped into his room. 
 
 `` What the fuck!?!?!?'' Cody shut the door, his eyes were wide and his breathing rate had tripled. `` What's is that thing?'' 
 
 Osiris looked up grinning, `` that is probably whatever locked your door.'' 
 
 Cody shook his head, `` please, I need my laptop and shoes out of there. Can you either teleport them out here or get rid of that thing? Please?'' 
 
 Osiris laughed and clapped his hands, Cody's shoes and laptop bag appeared on the chair next to him. He picked up each of his shoes and inspected them for snakes, it had become a habit, he also checked the bag for good measure. `` Thank you'', said Cody as he went to open the front door. 
 
 Osiris snickered as Cody jumped at a loud thunder clap and a torrent of rain began to fall. 
 
 `` Why? Why did you do that? I do n't have an umbrella, make it stop.'' 
 
 `` I did n't make it start.'' 
 
 Cody slammed the door in frustration. `` You at least knew it was going to rain, that's why you laughed, why did n't you tell me.'' 
 
 `` Cody, your TV picks up the weather channel same as mine.'' Osiris had opened the second beer and begun drinking it. He snapped his fingers and another can appeared on the table. `` Man, I am so glad Hector left a full fridge.'' 
 
 `` Yea, you made his sheets come to life and try and strangle him, I'd forget the beer on my way out in that scenario as well.'' Cody dug through the closet for a jacket that was somewhat waterproof. 
 
 `` I did n't *strangle* him, just had them wrap him up and pull him under the bed, harmless fun. Besides, he and his friends are n't stomping around all night anymore.'' 
 
 Cody put the jacket on and began walking out the door. Osiris smiled and cracked the third beer as the front door closed and the yeti walked out of Cody's room. `` Oh, I forgot about you. Did you mess the room up?'' The yeti snarled at Osiris and began walking toward him. Osiris just yawned and made the yeti disappear with a flick of his wrist. `` I'm sure Hector would like some company.'' He picked up the remote and hit a series of buttons. Hector appeared on the screen, sitting on his porch at home, enjoying a hot cup of coffee in the dismal weather. Osiris smiled and leaned toward the TV, `` this will be good.''
