[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

*cameras zoom in on 2 wild homo sapien* 
 
 And now, we are observing two wild *Homo Sapiens* in their natural habitat: Starbucks.'Starbucks' is a natural watering hole for the occasional homo sapien, and sometimes this rare species finds a mate at the watering hole. The male will, on rare occasion, give an espresso to the female as a sign of courtship. If the female accepts, they have been mated. 
 
 Oh, oh! Shh!!! Here comes the male. 
 
 *camera zooms in on male as he gets up and walks to the counter to order two double-shot espresso's* *audience gasps* 
 
 I have never seen this before! The wild male is making the first move... this has never been seen before! The female always puts on a vise of makeup to impress the male... look at him go. 
 
 *male hands female espresso* 
 
 Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently observing a rare sighting here. 
 
 *male and female turn to look outside window at the camera crew recording them. Their looks say it all. * 
 

