[ WP ] A group of dyslexic Devil-worshippers accidentally summon Santa . Being so close to Christmas , Santa snaps and judges everyone `` naughty '' and starts revising plans for 12/25 accordingly . Satan , feeling some responsibility for the error , tries to restore order to the Christmas holiday .

Dear Mister Claus. 
 & nbsp; 
 
 It's been a while. I'm sorry I have not written to you in an age, I just got busy. Work stuff. Sure you understand. Look, I heard about the issue with those guys summoning you the other week. I take full responsibility. I should really pick a better name that is n't as close to your stage name ( If I can say I really like it, short and snappy, way better than the Sinterklaas name you used to run with ). I'm going to talk to my lawyer and see what I can do about it. 
 
 I totally get why you were angry with them, you were building toys one minute and in their basement the next and I know you get terrible summoning sickness, hence why you use the old school sleigh and deer ( also I just love how you own that choice, very cool! ). I also know they did n't introduce themselves as well as they should have they were confused and shocked by you suddenly appearing and I think everyone said some things they did n't mean. 
 
 I guess what I am trying to say is that they are good kids. They just need a little guidance and I'm trying to give it them. I know you and I do n't see eye to eye on what I do, but those kids needed to belong to something and I'm giving them that support structure. They have worked really hard this year and made great leaps, you know Kevin, the brown haired one? Got into a really good college, his grade point average almost doubled in a year. Sure people may frown that happened due to him working with me but I say results are results and those friends he made are going to stick with him a lifetime. 
 
 I know you moved them onto the naughty list and I was hoping to ask a favor. Could you maybe move them back? I really think them missing out on a gift from you will cause them to relapse. They are just opening up and feeling like they have a place in the world. Being pushed out from Christmas due to an innocent mistake ( which I still take full responsibility for ), is going to totally destroy their confidence. 
 
 I know it is rude to write to you after all this time and ask for favors. And I would n't do it if this was n't really important to me. So could you do it for me? For old times sake? 
 
 Your sincerely 
 & nbsp; 
 
 Beelz 
 
 p.s. If you are ever in the area drop on by, bring the wife, we can have dinner. Writing this has reminded me how long it has been, we should catch up.
