[ EU ] Not every 00-agent gets to lead a life of beautiful cars and fast women . Tell the story of an agent assigned one of the unglamorous 00 numbers .

You want to drive an Aston Martin and wear a slick suit, get all the girls and meet all the fancy people? Go get a job in finance. That just is n't how this works. Sure I have a license to kill, but it's not a laminated ID or something, and if I get caught the government wo n't claim me or help me. Mostly I work as a data entry clerk for a German owned company with military interests, my cover. It's still 40 hrs a week and I need the money to live on since having the British government deposit large sums into your bank account is rather suspicious. 
 
 Most of my spy work is done after hours, almost more of a hobby. I come home make a cup of tea and listen to coded messages on the shortwave, which is actually in my teapot, so that's nice. When I need a refill the static gets bad. Most of the messages are n't even for me so I do n't even have a cypher, so I listen to beeping for about 45 min to an hour and maybe I get a message to pick up a dead drop. Dead drop, sounds sexy and dangerous... No it is not. They tell me to pick up a dead drop from `` point delta'' aka under the dumpster behind the deli on the bad side of town. Better make sure not to be followed and that no bum taking a shit in the alley recognizes the infamous 009. 
 
 The honey pots get to have all the fun. They get to go to the big party's and seduce the powerful people. Sure when I joined I thought hey I'm a Hansom man I'll probably get some heiress to seduce so I can steal her fathers documents. Not so fast turns out it's much more effective to send a busty female agent to seduce him, she could do in 30 min what it takes 007 an entire movie to do. 
 Anyways it's a thankless job but I love it.
