[ WP ] It is 60 years in the future . Nursing homes have replaced bingo with LAN parties .

`` Here you go, Syed. Just take a seat here.'' 
 
 He sat. `` Where... where is my m-mouse?'' 
 
 The aid smiled at him. `` I'll go get it for you.'' 
 
 Syed took a moment to look around him. He and his team were sitting at one group of desks, adorned with deprecated Alien Area-51 desktop computers, and the other team sat at some desks opposite. He grinned, and cracked his knuckles - then winced a bit from arthritic pain. Two of his fingers *had* been amputated, but he was confident he could still win a few games of DOTA 15 against these oldies. 
 
 An old man bumped into his chair with a walker. `` Oh, sorry. Ca n't quite see where I'm going, ho ho ho!'' 
 
 Syed sighed. `` Right to your right, Rasmus.'' 
 
 `` Thanks, sonny boy.'' The man slowly maneuvered into the chair beside Syed. `` Which way is the screen?'' 
 
 `` Thirty degrees to your right. And the mouse is on the far right of it.'' 
 
 Rasmus felt around for a moment, his hands shaking, and then finding purchase on the mouse. `` Perfect, my boy. We'll beat them yet!'' 
 
 Another man sat down on the other side of Syed. `` What are we doing, again?'' 
 
 `` We're playing DOTA 15, David.'' 
 
 David smiled. `` Oh, right, right, how could I forget!'' 
 
 Syed turned back to Rasmus, who was attempting to enable vision aid on the computer. A tremor went right through his hand before he clicked the button, and he missed, setting his language to Croatian for the ninth time. 
 
 `` Excuse me, what's your name again?'' 
 
 `` I'm Syed, David.'' 
 
 David smiled, leaning closer. `` Of course, of course, John. Now, if you'll excuse me, what are we doing here again?'' 
 
 On his other side, Rasmus accidentally changed his language to Russian. `` Cyka blyat!'' 
 
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 *I hope this is n't too jokey: ) *
