[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Dear Mr.Holden, as you read this letter I am probably about to board a plane that will take me on a vacation. A long vacation. A permanent vacation. Remember when I asked you to give me a cut of my paycheck a few days early because I desperately needed the money and you denied my request? I needed that money because I had loaned your casino addicted wife most of what was in my checking account, because she had to buy a cheaper replica of her Swarovski wedding ring after she gambled it away in just a few minutes into a game of poker. I knew that if you were to find out what she didi you would be so angry that the next day you would take it out on me by piling on more work and giving me more than I could handle. So I loaned her all that money so she could wear that knock-off ring that she pretends to admire in front of you every day. Remember when I got to work three hours late last year, and you gave me hell for it? I took your daughter, who had come to visit you for Thanksgiving ( you never even realized she never visited you, do you? ) to the airport so she could fly back to college after she found out via your secretary that on Thanksgiving you were flying out to Aspen with your business partener ( mistress ), You asshole. Which brings me to your mistress. Everyone knows you're having an affair, `` business partner'', really? After working overtime countless days, hiding your mistress from your wife on multiple occassions, being a parent figure for your daughter EVERY time you let her down, I am resigning. Do n't call or mail me. I'm filthy stinking rich now. Rich enough to never deal with your bullshit again. Goodbye, forever. 
 
 P.S. Your wife still owes me money for that ring.
