[ WP ] And so he bitterly asked , `` Why ? ''

And so he bitterly asked, `` Why?'' 
 
 I answered `` Because I'm the sort of dick that submits writing that really ca n't even be considered a story to /r/WritingPrompts'' 
 
 He then said `` Mods! This man stands in violation of the rules!'' 
 
 I said `` I have more than Thirty words, see, and it's really not a joke response, more of an unfunny meta one'' 
 
 He said `` Well, you suck''. 
 
 I said `` I can make you moderator of my shitty joke sub if you want'' 
 
 He said `` Well, I do n't care'' 
 
 I said `` It's okay, I was lying'' 
 
 We were both promptly hit by a bus.
