[ WP ] Write the lyrics for the theme song that begins each episode of the TV show about your life .

[ to the theme of the Friends theme song ] 
 
 Every single afternoon just happens the same way 
 Eating instant noodles while I'm watching anime 
 Honestly we should all just pack up and leave 
 Nobody'll watch a show about this fucking dweeb 
 
 What a boring life 
 ( Browsing reddit until dawn ) 
 Retail jobs are n't nice 
 ( NO MOM I DO N'T WATCH PORN ) 
 No exciting strife 
 Can really you call this `` life?'' 
 
 Honestly I do n't quite know how I got this far 
 Somehow my own apartment and a 1990 car 
 But I'm really lonely, have n't got a girlfriend yet 
 ( because i'm gay and all the girls around here are het ) 
 
 I'm a fucking mess 
 ( Honestly I'm such a nerd ) 
 But it's for the best 
 ( All my interests are dirt ) 
 Cause I, never get houseguests 
 Who eat all my food ( yesss )
