[ WP ] Everyone must talk in puns for one day .

As Richard runs towards his group of friends he can hear the first complaints about how waiting on him was, like eating a clock, very time consuming. Quickly he elaborated why he was late. 
 
 *Sorry I am late guys, I had to put my little brother in bed but he was resisting a rest. * 
 
 *Well glad you're here, because people like you are better at thinking outside the box! * 
 Richard grinns as he recalls his latest experience with being claustrophobic. 
 
 *Well guys, let me get a new pencil to write down our ideas, because writing with this broken one is pointless. * 
 Said Lindsay from the chair in the corner. 
 *Hey Lindsay! * screamed Richard *Did you read that book on phobias already? Or do you fear it is n't going to help? * 
 
 *Well, my main fear was hurdles, but do n't worry, I got over it! By the way did I tell you a cop tazed my father? It was shocking to see! * 
 
 *Oh wauw, that reminds me! I will be joining the army next year. So have you seen any camouflage shirts? I ca n't seem to find one. * Richard responded. 
 
 *Well I've heard there will be such reversible jackets lately, I wonder how they turn out! They always are great with thight jeans, but I can never pull it off. * 
 
 *Okeaj guys, lets not forget why we're here, else we might get another existential crisis. * Said Ralph. *We might be well prepared, but we still have to practice a bit more for pun-day tomorrow! * 
 
 
 
 
 
 

