[ WP ] Whilst restocking a vending machine , a janitor finds something horrific jammed inside .

Okay, so janitor is n't the best job in the world. I got that. But it turns out, that's my job, so I'm just going to have to live with it. 
 
 The other day, I was restocking the vending machines in Dosett High School because the vending machine restocked had taken a trip to Tomboktu. So I was forced with having this very tedious, very monotonous task of restocking all the 10 vending machines in this huge school. I know janitor can be boring, but this is like... the worst thing in the world. 
 
 So I put on an audiobook or a podcast on my phone, I ca n't remember which, and started doing the bewilderingly boring task of unlocking the money box, taking out the money, opening the vending machine itself, and restocking anything that needed restocking, which happened to be every. Single. One!. 
 
 Part of my exceedingly tedious task of restocking the machine is making sure nothing is in the little Bon where you pick up your stuff. I put my hand in, more as a formality since there never actually were things in there. 
 
 My hand numbed against an object. 
 
 I did n't bother with it though. I took my hand out and started refilling the- 
 
 Tick, tick, tick, tock... 
 
 I glanced up at the wall. There was no clock there. I looked at my watch. 9:30 PM, but that was t causing the ticking. 
 
 Then I realized what the object was in the retrieval bin. Horrible thoughts came to me instantly and for a while I stood petrified, but then I realized that just thinking about it, no matter how hard, would n't do anything about it. I kneeled down and opened the bin. A little light was emanating from the object which I thought was a bomb. I took it out. 
 
 To my shock, it was not a bomb at all. It was a square screen with nothing on it. The beeping was still going. I had no idea what to do. Then, the screen turned on. There was a hazy, shady profile of a person of somekind. All I could make out were two, glowing, mean eyes. 
 
 `` *So you fell for it, huh? Haha! I knew it would work! You silly mortal... *'' His voice was very raspy and gurgling. I shivered with fear. Mortal? Did that imply that he was immortal? `` *You speak with an immortal! *'' Well, there you go. `` *But now, there' nothing you can do about it. MWAHAHAHA-*'' 
 
 `` Do about what?'' I asked. 
 
 `` *You dare INTERRUPTING ME, MORTAL?!! You can do nothing about your imminent death. I have minions all around the building! I shall prevail!!! MWAHAHAHA-*'' 
 
 `` Minions? What are you talking about? I think you've got the wrong guy.'' 
 
 Suddenly, a hard, leathery hand grabbed my neck and hoisted me up high above the ground. I dropped the screen. The voice rumbled. `` *MY NAME is HACTAR!!! I shall rule the world once again!!! The universe shall bow at my feet!!! *'' 
 
 I was beginning to fade out as I saw a white, spherical object materialize out of thin air above Hactar's glowing face. `` *This is the supernova bomb!! It shall destroy the universe!!! Minion, kill him! *'' After a pause, he added, `` *Oh, and mortal, die peacefully with knowing that you failed at being the last person to save the universe from DESTRUCTION!!!!'' 
 
 The screen faded to black. Either that, or I did.
