[ WP ] Aliens have landed , but at comicon . You are a government agent trying to figure out who is a alien and who is n't and then eliminate them .

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 The tagline for the text briefing was:'' Two highly complex lifeforms. Location: Comic-Con.'' My partner sniggered. I admitted that the situation did seem a bit unlikely, but took it seriously. First-contacts made with humans tend to involve a lot paperwork. 
 
 I took the booths, my partner the panels. If there was one thing I gained from this mission, it was an appreciation for amateur SFX makeup. I've seen less convincing pointy ears on real aliens, for Christ's sake! 
 
 Eventually I got tired of striking out, and being complimented on my `` Kay cosplay'' ( whatever that means ), so I called base and ordered a temporary temporal halt on the entire San Diego sector, with a few favors left over. 
 
 My partner and I probed every single stiff in the main hall before we noticed the words on the sign hanging over our heads: `` Daft Punk, Main Theater, 12:30 AM Saturday.'' 
 
 Apparently, both of'em went on a holiday to Alpha Centauri the weekend before, and in true synthilian fashion had forgotten to change back to their human forms. 
 
 Assholes.
