[ WP ] You are an alien reporting about your observations of Earth . You do not know what `` fun '' is .

They show their teeth. Why? Must they bite something in the air? The air does smell like burning glucose... why is this pleasant? Why do humans come here? They make noises that resemble that of a dying hyena. What is the point? The mechanical ribbed structures that transport humans at deafening speeds looks more like a death trap than an effective form of travel. They twist and twirl for absolutely no reason at all, and bring the patron to a higher elevation only to sling them back down. None of this is making sense. 
 
 Now what appears to be a human male hands me a spear. At least, it looks like a spear; although it is too small to be of any use in a battle, pricking it causes bleeding. The human then points to a wall of colorful spheres. It is an assault of my senses. 
 
 `` Pop one!'' he says, with his lips bent a certain way to make an upwards curve on the face. I assume he wants me to throw the spear at the wall. I do, to discover that these spheres make an unpleasant noise when destroyed. 
 
 I feel as though I lost. I can not understand what these beings find fulfilling in this place. 
 
 But the human hands me a plush, soft item that resembles an Earth-bear, but instead of being threatening, it makes the same bent lip shape as the human. I look at this item. I make the same lip shape.
