[ WP ] The Three Little Pigs sue the Big Bad Wolf for property damage .

R.J. Lupin, solicitor for the Big Bad Wolf kept a polished demeanour, hoping to move along as quickly as possible. Four years of law school and countless all nighters for this property damage bullshit. He only had this case because his firm had felt the high media attention would bring free advertising. Being a junior associate sucked. 
 
 The three little pigs for their part, were chatting amicably about their morning breakfast. `` I myself had eggs and a healthy side of bacon,'' interjected the wolf. 
 
 The pigs turned around ready to spar but their lawyer took command. `` Mr. Wolf, I would request that you address me, not my clients during this meeting.'' 
 
 There was a pause and Lupin saw this as an opportunity to move forward. `` Now, I'm hoping that we can settle this fairly without having to take it to court. I see this as a rather small dispute with minimally damaged property.'' 
 
 `` I'd have to disagree with your assessment Mr. Lupin,'' interrupted the pigs' solicitor. `` The destruction of two houses could n't possibly be characterized as minimal.'' 
 
 `` Are n't we talking about houses made of wood and straw? In fact, how your clients managed to get around the building codes is beyond me.'' As Lupin continued to spew out the legalese he had been taught at Darthmoon College, he paused. He knew his superiors would love for him to pull one over on this fat lard. In fact, they would love to see this case turn into something worth working on. 
 
 `` Sirs, I believe Mr. Wolf will be countersuing for the pigs' criminal negligence in constructing such a building. We will not be commenting any further until we are able to formally file our intentions. Good day.'' 
 
 Lupin smiled to himself as he left the room. Only a quarter past noon. He'd stop by the market and spend some of the bonus he'd be getting in the next quarter.
