[ WP ] Every conspiracy theory turns out to be true . Every last one . This somehow becomes public knowledge ...

``... back to you Lianne'' 
 `` Yes Tom, as you know, yesterday a man was found dead by a Grey in the Saint Pilgrim Plaza, police sources state that the man was thought to have committed suicide, but state that they found fluoride in the man´s corpse.'' 
 
 `` Hold on Lianne, for those at home that don´t know, Fluoride is a mind control agent that was put in our water supply a few years back, thankfully the Illuminati managed to capture the Reptilians in charge of the operation before they could get us to believe we landed in the moon so that we would let our guard down, back to you Lianne'' 
 
 `` Thanks Tom, this murder has been linked with other mysterious suicides happening to Global Warming activists, who all had notes detailing the guilt they felt for tricking the whole world into believing them, because of this, the police think that this man might have been a blog writer or internet activist for Global Warming, back to you Tom.'' 
 
 `` In other news the Pope has stated that he´s sorry for not sending a hit squad to kill Obama, or as we know him, the Antichrist before he rose to power, thankfully Obama´s reign of terror was cut short by the second coming of Christ, unfortunately, the fight drained Jesus and he has stated that the rapture will be postponed for another 2,000 years.''
