[ WP ] After only a few hundred years the denizens of Hell get used to its horrors and it turns out to be not so bad all . Meanwhile in Heaven most everyone has become an entitled prick as its pleasantries become excruciatingly boring .

Alright kid. 
 
 My name is Dom. I've been in hell for 600 years so far. And I'm fuckin' loving it. Bloody hell. You'd be surprised how many historical figures you'd find here. In school we were all taught that these fancy pants tossers never did anything wrong. But fuck me they're the worst of the lot. King Louie retells his stories of the sex orgies he'd have in his massive castles. Women and drink at the click of a finger. Then you have all the pirates. They're tons of fun. Go at each other with swords all day. 
 
 See the thing with Hell is that once Satan realises you dont care anymore, you can fuck off. No point torturing someone who doesnt care. Nobody older than 250 still lives in the shitty part. Rest of us do what we want really. 
 
 Then you have the posh pricks in Heaven. BELLENDS!!! Holy fuck they are twats. They come down with God sometimes to look down on us and genuinly all I've ever seen them do is compete to see who's lasted the longest without having a wank and apologising to daddy for being fucking born!!! Its mental. Being gay is a sin in the Bible yet they have their massive fucking heads stuck up their own arses so far their rims now have the same mathematical circumference of them sun. 
 
 Trust me kid, you wan na be here in Hell. We're the good guys.
