[ WP ] An actually competent henchman manages to kill the superhero .

`` CATATONIC! Your reign of terror ends here!'' 
 
 `` Muhahaha! That's where you're wrong Peacekeeper; I've become more powerful than you could ever imagine!'' 
 
 `` Surrender now, and I might go easy on you...'' 
 
 `` NEVER!'' 
 
 `` Huh, then I guess it's time to KEEP THE PEA-'' 
 
 *BANG* 
 
... 
 
 `` Sergei?'' 
 
 `` Da boss?'' 
 
 `` Did you just shoot our visitor?'' 
 
 `` Da.'' 
 
... 
 
 `` Sergei... what did I say when I handed out the guns?'' 
 
 `` You told Sergei to not shoot himself in foot again.'' 
 
 `` No no no, after that.'' 
 
 `` You told Sergei that if he did shoot himself in foot, then he would have to pay for own medical bills.'' 
 
 `` Sergei... I specifically told you... to only shoot... at the walls and the floor. There was NO mention of bullets being directed towards the hero!'' 
 
 `` Da, but see... Sergei thought maybe is good to save ammunition, so Sergei use one bullet instead.'' 
 
... 
 
 `` So, is Sergei get paid now, da?'' 
 
 `` No, nobody's getting paid! This has been an unmitigated disaster!'' 
 
 `` But costume man is dead!'' 
 
 `` I would n't expect you to understand... you're just a thug, a crook, a crimin-'' 
 
 *BANG* 
 
... 
 
 `` That one was accident, Sergei swears.'' 
 
 
 
 

