[ WP ] You are scrolling through r/WritingPrompts , when this very prompt catches your attention . Intrigued by it 's meta nature , you debate with yourself whether or not you 'll write about it .

Well, this is intriguing. On the one hand I am having a nice pleasurable poo, browsing through the very dankest collection of memes and videos. If I stop to take the time to write some loosely concatenated bullcrap I'll get those annoying red marks on my butt cheeks. 
 
 Also I need to shower and shave after I finish my glorious poo session, the triple threat, of course. Writing this would only delay that. 
 
 Plus I am on my phone, which is less suited to write down long expositions than my computer. 
 
 But enough with the cons, look at the pros! That's right, the pros of Reddit have already written down quality literature for this post. I need to read through the top posts to come up with original content. 
 
 Dammit, now I have those red marks on my knees. 
 
 My poo is basically finished. 
 
 I've been sitting here for like 30 minutes. I wonder if the coffee is ready by now? Probably. 
 
 Dammit, I'm losing focus. At least my poo was more satisfying than my post.
