[ WP ] After doing research on the missing 18 years of Jesus 's life , the archaeologists hope to find answers in an old tomb . All they find there is a letter from Hogwarts .

They entered the tomb, one after another, flashlights in hand, tools on their back, with the camera crew following closely behind. 
 
 `` This is it. We're finally going to learn what happened in these elusive years of Jesus' life.'' The lead archaeologist said to the cameraman. 
 
 Everyone was excited. This information could very well revolutionize the entire faith, change the very world. To be the ones to uncover it was simply amazing. 
 
 It was a big tomb, full of artifacts that were strangely preserved, placed on wooden racks. Hats, robes, sandals, a broomstick, and even a sword. Framed on the wall were eighteen pieces of papyrus. Not a single one of them was rotting or rusty, yet they were covered by thick layers of dust. 
 
 In the middle of it all, on an elegant wooden table, was a handwritten letter that the team members decided was written in ancient Aramaic. They carefully gathered around and started translating, eager to see what mysteries this strange piece of paper had to offer. 
 
 `` Dear, Jesus, Christ,'' The translator read. `` This is it! Give me a minute!'' 
 
 By the time he finished, he was pale and shaking with rage. 
 
 `` Well, what is it?'' Asked the impatient camera man. 
 
 `` It's blasphemy, that's what it is!'' He spat. 
 
 `` Just read it out loud, for Christ's sake.'' 
 
 `` Fine. But this is a bad joke, I'm telling you.'' He took a deep breath, and started reading. 
 
 `` Dear Mr. Christ, son of Yahweh, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 
 
 The term starts September 2nd. We await your owl no longer than the 28th of August.'' 
 
 There was stunned silence all around. Then, one of the researchers burst out laughing. `` Oh, this is a great prank, guys.'' He coughed with tears in his eyes. `` Which one of you thought it up?'' 
 
 Everyone stayed silent. 
 
 They checked the framed papers. Seven of them were diplomas, while the rest were certificates for finishing a school year as a teacher of Transfiguration. 
 
 Turns out, Jesus Christ was a Slytherin after all.
