[ WP ] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs . They have asked for a meeting .

A night out with my kidney: 
 
 Something was pestering me through the night, I had no clue what it was. Maybe it was something I ate or just an upset stomach, but it was like my internal organs where have a full fledged conversation. I tumbled and tossed my body across my mattress trying the get rid of the painful inflation within my gut, until something miraculous happened. 
 `` Hey stop moving around out there!'' Said a voice in a thick new york accent 
 `` Wh-what, who was that?'' 
 `` Yah kidney, what ya never heard a kidney before'' 
 `` My kidney has a new york accent?'' 
 `` Ye, wan na fight about?'' 
 `` No, no it's just surprising, not every day you get to talk to your kidney.'' 
 `` Yeh yeh, lets cut the chit chat ye hear. I got something serious to tell yah.'' 
 `` Oh, well ok'' 
 `` You know you've been drinking a lot lately'' 
 `` Not really, I do n't drink very often'' 
 `` Do n't give me that, ever since that chick natalie broke up with your sorry ass you've become a full blown alcoholic.'' 
 `` Th-thats not true!'' 
 `` Yes it is, you know it well. And no matter how much fun getting sloppy drunk and wasting all your parents college funds on cheap russian vodka may be, I need you to tone it down a bit. And by a bit I mean stop fucking drinking.'' 
 `` What does my drinking have to do with you?'' 
 `` I'm yah fucking kidney kid, I take the full brunt of all that bitter alcohol, and no matter how much I hate to admit it; I ca n't hold any more liquor in this old sack of mines.'' 
 `` I did n't think of that, im sorry its hurting you this much'' 
 `` Sorry to say, but one more drinking spree like today and i think i'm out of commision, ye hear?'' 
 `` Yes, I understand, I'll stop drinking'' 
 `` Alright, now go back to sleep ye hear, this conversation never happened ok'' 
 `` Ok'' 
 I do n't know if I was just so sloppy drunk that I imagined myself talking to my kidney or if my internal organs actually had some sort of mind of their own. But all I know is that I have n't had a drop of liquor since, and I plan to keep it that way. 

