[ WP ] A mad super villain creates the ultimate weapon , which literally runs on human misery ... meaning that each time it is used , people around the world become happier .

Mister Misery was miserable, at least for now. What started as an incredibly amazing weapon, killing all who stood before him, now sat in his holster a toy at most. He spotted a minion sitting in the corner nearly asleep. For some reason, they could never understand that this was a night job, you needed to sleep during the day! This ought to teach him! Mister Misery withdrew and shot, with the practiced ease of someone who was used to shooting incredibly fast targets. The minion slumped in his chair, a satisfying stench filling the air. With a practiced, menacing look at the other minion in the corner, he said `` Sleep when you're off duty boys and girls.'' The minion, recovering from his shock, smiled and said `` Yes milord, can I get you anything?'' Anger surged through the dopamine and Mister Misery shot that grin off his happy face. He caught himself grin. No one should be that happy but he in the face of death. With a mix of happiness and sadness, Mister Misery strolled off to test an idea on a bank teller. 

