[ WP ] You are scrolling through r/WritingPrompts , when this very prompt catches your attention . Intrigued by it 's meta nature , you debate with yourself whether or not you 'll write about it .

Fuck yes. This is it! The perfect prompt. My time to shine. 
 
 I've got this. I'll weave this narrative like a master person who weaves things. This prompt will be putty in my hands. My master painting. My piece of resistance. I'll fuck this prompt's mother. 
 
 This is literally the best idea I've ever had. It all ties together: Batman, Hitler, the Ghostbusters, everything. Wayne to Adolf to Venkman to Ron Weasley and back to Robin. It's perfect. No one could see these plot twists coming. 
 
 Hear that sound? That's the karma train, stopping at the Me Station, for a four pee em departure to Reddit stardom. 
 
 Ok, that's the third paragraph finished, now to just tie things up neatly. Making Ron Weasley secretly the Joker was the best idea ever. My ideas are tremendous. No one has better ideas. Got ta leave room for a sequel though. I'll have my own subreddit in no time. 
 
 Let's post this bitch -- wait. That top comment... Oh goddammit. Not again. 
 
 Fucking u/Luna_Lovewell, every time. Fuck this, I'm out. 
 
 Ctrl-A, Delete. 

