[ WP ] Most people can count themselves lucky if they get the chance to go on a single real adventure .

''After years of raiding, or no, excavating tombs and stealing priceless artifacts from their legitima-, i mean, thieves you think you would still enjoy the thrill of an adventure? Oh no, let me tell you something alright?'' 
 
 As John finished that last sentence the reporter leaned in a bit closer, eager to share the news of what the legendary explorer John Demoux has been up to during his last dissapearance. He would be dissapointed to find out John merely went on a deep sea fishing trip. 
 
 “ Now most people can count themselves lucky if they get the chance to go on a single real adventure. And i mean real adventure. Not that oh we went and did some skinny dipping and had to run from the cops type of adventure. I mean the kind of adventure that ends with three poisoned blowdarts sticking out of your arse while you dangle from a rope ladder attached to a helicopter. Thats the kind of adventure i'm talking about! ” 
 
 John grinned slighly at the reporter before continueing. 
 
 “ That kind of adventure, real adventure is the kind that makes you get sick of adventuring real fast. ” 
 
 
 
 First time doing this. Probably terrible but would love critique anyway.
