[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

“ Wait, so what does this have to do with Game of Thrones? ” 
 
 “ Dude, do you even watch the show? Daenerys, House of Targaryen, Breaker of Chains? Her dragons sacking the ships? The Targaryen family? Come on. This is some season 2 shit! ” 
 
 “ Right, but… Your birth mark ” 
 
 “ What about it? ” 
 
 “ How the fuck is that dragon on your side related to Game of Thrones?! ” 
 
 “ Wait, when did I say it was related? ” 
 
 “ Wait what? I asked you about that dragon and you said, ‘ So do you watch Game of Thrones? ’ so I assumed… ” 
 
 “ No, like, I just finished season six and I wanted to talk about it with somebody. Danaerys is so fucking badass! ” 
 
 “ But… your birthmark? ” 
 
 “ Dude it doesn ’ t have anything to fucking do with Game of Thrones''
