[ WP ] You wake up with the newfound ability to communicate with your internal organs . They have asked for a meeting .

A friend of mine told me this joke a while ago when we were in high school together 
 
 All the organs were having a meeting, the brain said to all the other organs that he alone, was the most important and without all would be clinically found to be dead he then declared that he should be the leader of the body. The heart was quick to disagree stating that while the brain controls everyone else she is independent. Without her, everyone would suffocate and die, including the brain. To which the liver replied, `` Yeah well, that's great and all but you do n't exactly filter the poisons from the goods. Obviously I should be the leader since I keep you all healthy!'' Finally the asshole, decided to speak out, timidly at first `` I think I should be the leader guys.'' All the other organs bellowed in laughter, the brain asked `` Why? You're nothing but an asshole.'' The asshole puckered and quietly muttered `` Well because without me opening and closing, you'd all die.'' All the other organs laughed even harder. Before unanimously telling the asshole there's no way he'd ever be the leader. 
 
 Feeling belittled the asshole became furious. He closed up for 7 days and 7 nights. Refusing to speak to anyone and refusing to open up. Tightly puckered, the brain began to fry, the heart and blood became so toxic that all the other organs began to suffocate and the liver just could n't keep up. They all died soon after, but the asshole had to have the final say `` I told you guys I should be the leader.'' 
 
 tl; dr an asshole is still valued.
