[ WP ] Aliens have fired a giant laser towards Earth . Upon being struck , instead of destroying Earth , all forms of tea and coffee can no longer be brewed .

That day was the true undoing of a mankind. At first aliens thought that they have failed, but inadvertently, their plan has worked with hellish precision. 
 Humanity was prepared for fighting flying saucers and robots, we had armies and weapons and nukes. If they would attack us with weapons, it would turn into a long, bloody war with victims on both ends. 
 They could annihilate our planet entirely, but that would defeat the entire purpose - they wanted resources and a habitable planet, not a postapocalyptic wasteland to live in. 
 But this.... This was horrible. 
 
 The next day after the attack, in the offices all over the world, sluggish, caffeine addicted, miserable humans were slugging around their day to day activities, without any drive or energy. 
 In a week, the unmotivated and sleepy humanity was brought to a hat by it's own lack of energy. 
 
 When the aliens landed - they were faced with apathetic crowds of tv-watching vegetables, who could n't find the motivation for any sort of resistance. 
 
 Victimless war, absolute victory. 
 Sad and bored humanity kept walking around and doing things, while aliens were free to have their way with the Earth. 
 
 Until a hero has emerged. Johnson was the only person left who was not addicted to coffee or other stimulants, his dopamine pathways were happy and unabused, and now it was on him to save the humanity. 
 He used his superhuman powers of motivation and energy to give a shit about what happens next, and lead the resistance of sleepy zombies. 
 
 He was the one to say `` Enough is enough! ``, and steal alien jet, and sneak into the mothership. There he found all the caffeine resources from the earth, and unleashed them upon the world. 
 A white powder rained like a snow upon the humans, kids were running outside, making angels in the caffeine, looking up at the sky and catching prescious milligrams of caffeine with their tongues. 
 
 People were brought back to life, and kicked the inveder's asses. 

