[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

( I'm going to hell for this are n't I? ) 
 
 It all started in Texas... Midland to be precise. Of course it did. Texas already felt like hell on earth, but nobody was prepared for what would be their end. Texans had always prepared for things like chupacabra, but how do you even prepare for something like this? 
 
 When the vampires came, they were staked. 
 
 When the werewolves came, we leashed them and created a game show of dog races. 
 
 When the zombies rose, we trapped them in a mine pit and blew up the ramp. 
 
 But when those ever expanding white tentacles began to grow outward, we were stunned. Not even the eyes of a ranger, the ever present stranger could see a way out of the thicket. While it spread outward, it curled up around its victims and trapped them. 
 
 If only our 41st president was still alive, the growth would've been maintained at its source. Nay, after years of being untouched it began to spread like wildfire, claiming Odessa, then Abilene, Lubbock, El Paso and Chihuahua. South by Southwest had to be canceled when the hulking mass took over Austin. 
 
 The chain link fences at the border could n't hold off our doom. The vines grew through the fences, forming an impenetrable barrier that nobody would dare cross. Migrants began heading south to Peru, hiding high in the mountains where Barbara Bush's beastly bush could never get to them. 
 

