[ WP ] An actually competent henchman manages to kill the superhero .

“ Oh shit ” thought Mutley. He stared down the road, his cartoon eyes following the swerving rubber skid marks leading up to the burning debris and twisted corpse of a former wacky racer. He could see a mangled arm dangling from what looked like the windshield. Shell-shocked Mutley could feel the nausea creeping up through his stomach and in to his throat as he scuffled over to inspect the repercussions of his sabotage. “ Help…me… ” he could hear from within the flames. Mutley unintentionally did his signature snicker as he stared in disbelief. The explosion had caused a furious inferno of fire across the entire track. The smell of burnt rubber and gasoline filled his nostrils as he looked at his hand, holding the jerry can of sneaky naughty slippery strawberry jam he had just used to slicken up the road. Mutley was in a state of disbelief. Panicked by the loud roar of the flames, Mutley ditched the can and started scuffling faster away from the wreckage. All of a sudden, he could hear other racers in the distance. He had already sent one wacky racer to their grave. His mind raced. He was about to be responsible for killing them all. He had only a few cartoon seconds to get his head straight. He rubbed his chin and snickered his signature snicker, but to himself this time. In cartoon seconds, he could manage to get his hands on some building equipment and materials to build a ramp over the jam slick and fire in no time, he thought. But as this thought crossed his mind five other racers had already violently crashed in to the debris and were all being charred like marshmallows in a campfire.
