[ WP ] Jesus came back , but he is now locked in a mental asylum .

Not the first time we had seen this. Some asshole pretending to be the `` Son Of God''.What a laugh, he had probably put himself in here just to get something to eat, the man clearly looks like he has n't shaved or eaten in nearly 40 days. 
 
 `` Hey!'' I yelled to him through the one-way bulletproof mirror/window to his padded room. `` How are you doing in there?'' I asked mockingly wishing he could hear me. I bet if i was able to ask him even just one question, I would get some bogus responses just like most of the other `` Son of Gods'' we've had pass through this joint. 
 
 He obviously did n't answer. Only stared my deep in the eyes and glancing at the watch I bought with the money i promised my wife I had given to charity... An impossible task considering the one-way mirror. A shiver ran through my spine, but I passed it off as a stroke of luck. 
 
 For the first time in hours, this man who we'll call `` jesus'' for his-sake -no pun intended- got to his feet. His hospital gown looking far whiter than i'm use to seeing. I suppose the hospital brought in a new batch from a different manufacturer, nothing unusual. 
 
 With graceful steps he waltzed across the room to the clear plastic container of water and to his clear plastic cup. He picked up the container, and began to pour into his cup. As he poured into his cup, the water began to turn a light brown color. 
 
 There was no way, the water was n't dirty, the room is checked every 6 hours so here is no way he could have a drink mix of any sort on his person and it definitely was n't pee because I had been watching him, not that it even looked like any of those things. 
 
 I was lost in complete shock. There was no way he could do that. It seemed like... a miracle. `` Jesus'' looked me directly in the eye and lifted his cup to his lips, sipping at it ever so slightly. This was an action I knew far too well, and in my disbelief I voiced my thoughts. 
 
 `` Brandy?'' I murmured to myself. 
 
 `` Yup'' I heard him reply behind me. 
 

