[ WP ] You are in a dream having an adventure .

The jungle grew thicker the further in we traveled; the dense flora did n't seem to phase my guide. `` We're almost there,'' the legged barracuda said without missing a stride, `` the seer's have been waiting many REM cycles for you.'' 
 
 Now that I'm thinking about it, my guide was quite a strange looking creature. A large barracuda that wiggled as it's long sexy legs carried it forward, as if he did n't know he was n't swimming. Yeah, the legs were pretty sexy. 
 
 Finally, we came to a clearing. I looked up and saw the sky for the first time in what seemed like forever, a deep blue with cotton white clouds. The clearing itself was a big circle, completely empty and with a dirt ground. The dense jungle surrounded the clearing on all sides. 
 
 My guide turned to me, `` Wait here until the watcher's arrive.'' A giant worm then descended from the sky attached to a line, my guides eye's grew wide. `` THAT'S MINE!'' it let out with a Darwinian passion, taking a big chomp on the worm before letting out an agonizing scream, `` IT WAS A TRAP!'' The line then rose back into the sky, the barracuda's pained screams audible long after he had disappeared from sight. 
 
 Weird. 
 
 I went to the middle of the clearing and popped a squat, wondering how long it would take for the'lookers' or whatever to arrive. My question was instantly answered. A brown hand burst through the ground and motioned for me to come over. I walked over, as i got closer i realized that the hand itself was made out of dirt. When I got sufficiently close, the hand put it's palm up as if it wanted to hold hands. Why not? I grabbed it. Nothing happened. It leg go and gave me a thumbs down symbol, before putting it's palm out again. I grabbed it and pulled, pulling some sort of dirt creature out of the ground; it was coughing and spitting up dirt. 
 
 When it was done gagging on soil it turned to me with a displeased face, 
 
 `` You're not the brightest are you? Do n't answer that.'' 
 
 He spit a big chunk of dirt to the ground and then locked his dark brown eyes on my bright blue, `` Well, it looks like you're the only one here, so you must be him. Well, I've got shit to do, so i'm going to give you the tl; dr: I am the last looker in the realm, you are the chosen one, you must go battle the jaja-baba and bring it's eyeball to the altar of baba-jaja and see what happens... sound good? Great. Okay, peace out yo!'' 
 
 It started raining, the dirt creature quickly melted into a puddle of wet mud. The rain was turning the dirt i was standing on into quicksand, i started booking it for the jungle. I was n't fast enough, I was stuck. I stopped dropped and rolled like I learned in kindergarten but it did n't work, I just got more stuck. I was drowning, get sucked down, my head went below the surface. I was suffocating, dying, my lungs were on fire. 
 Just when I thought i was going to start crying like a little bitch, I felt my foot break through the dirt, and then my whole torso, then my whole body and i was falling. 
 
 I landed with a soft La onto a concrete ground. Some crazy looking monster stood over me: He had like a million thin legs, each one with a foot wearing a different fancy brand name shoe. It had big yellow slimy spherical body that had a radius of probably 10 meters, and protruding from either side of the sphere was a long mobile neck with an eyeball attached to the end. 
 
 I figured this was the jaja-baba. I took my sword out from it's sheath and realized it was a some weird kind of light saber with two beams near the handle to make it look like a long sword; it was sort of tacky. The jaja-baba used the force to pull a red light saber out of it's ass and proceeded to control it with his Mini-chlorean voodoo. We battled, it was such a fucking epic battle I ca n't even describe it, but it was like Obi-wan vs Anakin except it had tension and less over-the-top CGI. In the end though, it was futile, he was too strong. 
 
 I lay on the ground defeated, the jaja-baba stood over me, about to make the final blow and kill me like the noob that I was, but instead his light saber juts dropped to the ground. `` DAMN IT!'' it said through no visible mouth, `` Out of mana!'' 
 
 This was my time, I did n't need mana to use my light saber because I had arms. I lunged and stabbed the jaja-baba with one of the tiny beams of energy protruding from the handle of my saber just so it could feel useful. The Jaja-baba fell over dead. 
 
 I needed it's eyeball.. but it had two!! What to do? What to do!? I noticed then that one of the eye triangle and not an eyeball ( it was shaped like a pyramid ). I cut the eyeball off the neck and waited for my queue. I did n't have to wait long. An altar fell from the sky and landed on my foot, it hurt like something really painful would hurt. I put the eyeball on the altar and woke up. 
 
'sorry i have to go to class lawl' 

