[ WP ] Your a biologist going to study life on a newly discovered island , but when you get there all of the animals look familiar , they 're pokémon !

“ Richard, over here! ” Our team had just made it to shore when Amy jumped ship and ran inland. 
 
 “ Take it easy! ” called Richard as Amy skipped away, further and further inland. 
 
 Back on the motorboat, Benedict and Alex were unloading equipment, cackling at each other ’ s crude jokes they told on the 10 minutes ’ ride towards this newly discovered island. As biologists, it was their job to search and discover whatever they could. 
 
 “ AMY! ” called out Richard. She was nowhere in sight. Richard ran up the path Amy took, but was stopped by a bump on his calf. Richard turned only to find that his childhood dreams had somehow come into fruition. A Pidgey stood right behind him, pecking at his feet. 
 
 I guess dreams really do come true, Richard thought to himself. 
 
 Bending down on one knee, Richard reached to pet the Pidgey when he heard a screech further inland. Richard sprang up and sprinted towards the scream. As Rich moved further inland he saw Amy sitting motionless against a tree. 
 
 “ Did you drain yourself already? ” he asked mockingly as he walked towards her. 
 
 When Richard got around to the front his childhood had deceived him 
 
 Amy ’ s head was bashed in, almost like it exploded. 
 
 A classic Oberyn Martell. 
 
 Richard turned again to spot a Geodude about ten feet away with blood soaked fists and a Scary Face. 
 
 Richard ’ s defense fell sharply. 
 
 He sprinted as fast as he could, weaving in and out of trees, running back to shore to warn the others. When Richard got within eye sight of the motorboat, he could only stop and stare. 
 
 A swarm of Beedrills had taken to Alex who was now the closest we would ever possibly get to the puffed-up blueberry girl in Willy Wonka. Further down the shore, Benedict was getting the short-end of the stick. 
 
 He was being gang-banged by Squirtle Squad. 
 
 Richard tried to make a break for it, but was electrocuted by a rabid Pikachu. Lying in the sand, surrounded by Pokémon, Richard breathed his final breathes. Pikachu crawled onto his chest, sparked up and spoke in a menacingly low growl. 
 
 “ Pika Pika motherfucker. ” 

