[ WP ] The devil once promised he would grant you any wish , free of charge , on the day Hell froze over . Today he 's back , and covered in snow .

The day that the devil gave his word to give me a wish on the day hell froze over was like a surreal dream. Several times I convinced myself that it never happened. However, right now he was standing in front of me. This time he seemed like a simple normal man, only his eyes were completely eerily black. I believe he actually possessed a homeless man that was standing outside of Walmart, visited hell just once, then discovered the surprising weather down there. 
 
 He said, `` As promised. Because of my obligation, I will grant you one wish.'' 
 
 I thought about it. The idea of getting a wish from the devil did n't interest me. If anything I was joking about getting a wish from him. So I said, `` Forget about it.'' 
 
 `` It does n't work that way.'' 
 
 Sighing, I tried actually thinking of anything that I could possibly want from him. Tapping my fingers on the table, I said, `` Free of charge, huh?'' 
 
 My long and quiet consideration must have been annoying him because he interrupted my brain storming, `` Even though I am an eternal being, my host vessel does have an expiration date.'' 
 
 This guy could pull smart ass comments out of his ass anytime he wanted. I remarked, `` Could I wish for you to be less of a smart ass?... like forever?'' 
 
 Taking a deep breath, he said, `` You could, but...'' He hesitated to speak, `` You can ask me anything. Literally anything you want, but you're thinking of asking me to be less of a smart ass?'' 
 
 `` Well, it is annoying.'' 
 
 `` Normally people would ask for something superficial from me. However, I expected more from you.'' 
 
 `` Why would you expect that?'' I grimaced. 
 
 `` You could simply ask for happiness on earth for like a month or something.'' He lifted his hands up like he came up with a good idea for a wish. 
 
 `` Hmm... nah. Not into the forced happiness thing. Nice idea though.'' 
 
 Exasperated, he said, `` Ugh... ok, ok... You could ask me to stop possessing the human physical forms?'' 
 
 `` Yeah, but I feel there is a loop hole to that. Not worth it.'' I waited for his next idea. 
 
 He was getting angry, `` What the hell could you possibly want?'' He paused, `` Your son well and alive again?'' 
 
 `` Hmm.'' That wish certainly was enticing. `` Maybe.'' 
 
 He bit. `` Ok then! Perfect idea. I can bring Jesus back from the dead and he can do his whole'walking on water' and'turning water into wine' to entertain the humans.'' 
 
 `` Skye.'' I laughed. 
 
 His eyes grew wide and his mouth dropped open, `` Are you serious right now? You do n't even want your son alive again?'' 
 
 I rolled my eyes, `` In this generation? Fuck no. I love them and everything, but they are freaking annoying. I would n't torture my son like that.'' Before the devil could melt all the snow off his head with his frustration, I gave him a break, `` Alright, I will stop pulling your leg. I'll wish for something simple, like help an old lady cross a road.'' 
 
 `` DONE.''
