[ WP ] Humanity has cured old age . You were a friend of the last person to die of natural causes .

I pay homage to the prophet social economist, beloved boss and dear fried, Dr. Ethan Mulch. 
 
 In October 2028, the radical medical procedure that permanently reversed human cells from destruction, dubbed `` The Gilgamesh Project'' encountered success with human trials. In less than two decades, The Gilgamesh Project was extended to cover all citizens in the West with astonishing positive results. 
 
 However, the formerly communist and Eastern conclaves smelled conspiracy and refused to let their citizens participate. They set out on a different course which involved mapping the individual's neural networks of the brain and transferring it into humanoid robots. 
 
 It is in the wake of these developments, Dr. Mulch wrote his seminal paper `` Of Infinite Man And Finite Resources'', which would later prove to be the gospel of future western thought. In it, he argued that the concept of leaving a better world for future generations as obsolete. 
 
 Excerpt: 
 `` We are our own future generations today! Mankind's archaic indulgence of passing on their genes by procreating and littering the planet with grotesque manifestations of its own ego must be ceased. Our resources and environment are the children that need prompt safeguarding''. 
 
 Giving birth was now a criminal offense. Willful destruction of the environment was now a war crime. Drones were deployed for the Asiatic elephant, fast attack boats for the bottle-nose dolphin. 
 
 Ethan and western academics scoffed at the idea of humanoids, they strongly criticized it for a `` life'' devoid of sensory pleasures or freedoms, being hooked to an electronic grid. The American government was vocal about China's and Russia's illegal mining to make humanoids. They countered it with rhetoric on wastage caused by organic human existence. 
 
 It was during this time that Dr. Mulch's treatment started to fail. While a very rare occurrence amongst those inoculated ( as it was called ), Etan's cells started to die and reflect his real age. A regular primetime pundit, news stations now settled for telephonic interviews as the sight of an aging man would be too revolting for the viewer to take in. 
 
 I would like to assure all of you that Dr. Mulch's last days were n't spent on a last ditch effort to hook him up to a Chinese humanoid. Dr. Mulch believed in organic divinity and he went to his death as one. May his wisdom guide us to defeat the humanoids stripping the rainforests. 
 
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