[ PM ] Your most embarrassing moment and I 'll write as an onlooker .

Ok, I wrote this whole thing but the page closed, so here I am rewriting it. I'd just like to preface this by saying it's 100 % as I recall the situation. I'll leave you to fill in the gaps. Nothing here is intentionally made up. 
 
 * Live in Japan. Going to an international school there. 
 
 * Head to the city centre to hit one of the popular spots. Saturday, summer break. 
 
 * With two buddies, Mark ( Half Japanese/USA ) and Chad ( Australian ). 
 
 * We're 16/17 but get in no problem because they rarely ID foreigners and we've been there before. 
 
 * Nothing much going on ( about 10pm? ) and we're chilling until things pick up. 
 
 * Decide to go out for a smoke break and meet a hot mixed chick outside. Seriously, she's pretty fucking gorgeous. We start talking and stay out there for a while. I found out later that she got a text at the time from her friend saying she found a cute guy and they were hitting it off. I guess that's why she was willing to get the ball rolling with me. 
 
 * The line outside starts getting pretty long. I ask if she wants to head back in to dance. She seems really interested. Looks like things are heading up! 
 
 * We dance a bit and then I buy us drinks and say I'll be right back after I check on my buddies. 
 
 * It's getting pretty crowded inside but I almost immediately find Chad on one of the black side benches texting. Walk over and ask what's up. He tells me Mark found a cute blonde and they're hitting it off. I'm like `` cool'' and tell him what I was up to. Then head back to the girl I was with. 
 
 * A japanese dude is trying to flirt with her but he leaves when I get there and she acknowledges me. 
 
 * We talk and drink some more and the night passes by. It's probably close to two by now and we eventually find a corner and start making out. It eventually leads to fingering. 
 
 * Anyway, after maybe 10 min, she leaves for the bathroom and I do too. I wait in line, get in, get out and wait for probably 10 minutes. 
 
 * Think a cute girl like her probably just ditched me so I scan the room to try to find my friends while keeping my eye on our corner and the bathroom exit. 
 * See her exiting the bathroom after maybe 15 minutes and who is she with? Fuck, it's my older sister. What are the chances!? `` My'' girl sees me and motions for me to come over. She does n't know what's going on, but me and my sister do. 
 * It's pretty awkward when she finds out, but I've experienced worse. I try to play it off and make her not feel embarrassed in front of her friend ( my sister ). 
 * Then, out of fucking nowhere Mark comes over with two drinks in his hand and looks pretty shell-shocked. `` What the fuck, you're here to'' he says to my girl. `` Mark!?'' She says back. HOLY FUCK, THEY'RE FUCKING SIBLINGS TOO!? He then tries to hand one of his drinks to my sister, not knowing we're related. `` Hey bud, this is my sister, Kristina.'' Awkward as fuck. 
 * We're all like `` how the fuck does this happen'' and then Chad comes out of nowhere, puts both his arms around the two girls and tries to wingman like a bro. `` Ladies, if you stick with these two guys tonight, trust me, you'll have the time of your lives.'' 
 * Holy fuck, he did not just say that. 
 * On the walk home I found some blood on my fingers. 
 
 Edit: For some reason I thought you were asking for the most awkward moment… I'm a little tipsy from Christmas dinner and it's 2am, so maybe that's why I ca n't fucking read properly. 
 
 Edit: I meant Christmas Eve.
