[ WP ] In a world where people can buy and sell skills , you work at a skill pawn shop and someone is trying to pawn a skill that you ca n't value or appraise .

He walked in with the confident gaze I would expect from such a giant man. He was at least twenty stones and easily twenty hands. A monster among men. I thought he would approach me immediately, possibly a robbery. However, he simply walked around, inspecting my wares. I feared his large size would cause him to decimate the low hanging runes or glass cases of tablets in my cramped shop. He dodged them nimbly, as if a wood sprite. Fear sunk in. This is no mortal. Today is surely the day I die. This is truly a God come to condemn me for passing the favor he has given onto others. 
 He never blinked, just stared wide eyed at my arrangement. He did n't speak. Never touched anything. Just stared. A stare that eats the soul. The kind of stare that makes you question your entire life. Am I a righteous man? 
 He walked up to me, slowly yet quickly, dodged all the hanging talismans and voodoo charms, all while keeping his arms at his side. If this is n't a god it's a golem sent to kill me. Finally he spoke. 
 Nearly crying he begged. 
 `` Help'' 
 I was stunned. This man, the most intimidating thing I had ever seen, begging me it seemed. Not only was I confused, I was scared. 
 `` H-h-how sire?'' I managed to mutter. 
 He looked around, it was just us, me and the Goliath that was sent to ruin my intrusion on the gods. 
 `` Everything I touch I destroy!'' He bellowed, in a mix of rage and distrust. 
 What the hell do I say? Please do n't touch me or my things? Please leave? I was at a loss. And then. Then I saw the pain in his eyes. 
 `` Sire I am but your servant, I am here to help.'' Why the fuck did I say that? I do n't even know if I'll breathe another breath with this monster around. He said nothing. I had to say something... right? 
 `` Tell me and I will serve you'' Please whatever God exists let me live! 
 He again checked the room. This is it, I'm dead. 
 Then something was different, he whispered something I'll never understand or repeat. 
 `` I'm useless, I've saved queens, Kings, and beast lords alike. In the end I destroy all.'' 
 I thought he was insane. No one is that powerful. At least, no one who visits my shop. What the fuck do I do? 
 `` Let me help, it can be no worse'' WHAT THE FUCK! I'm dead totally dead. Why, why say anything. I should have ran. 
 Then a saw it, the pain the anguish, the hate, a turmoil. All boiled into one. In his eyes. He was n't a hero. 
 He was a demon. 
 Not the kind I thought he was, not evil. Just lost and destructive. I suddenly understood. I have to help. 
 `` You must tell me, without lie or omission your problem.'' I demanded. 
 He stared a few seconds longer before walking across the room and locking the door. Great I'm trapped with a a monster, not that i did n't know that from the beginning. He turned and walked toward me. When he hit the counter he leaned in close. 
 `` I'm cursed, I destroy everything I touch'' 
 I asked him how... How does a gentle man as yourself man break things? Like I did n't know. 
 `` Everything I touch turns into....something'' he muttered 
 Holy shit I found Midas. I'm going to be rich. 
 `` How can I help you then?'' I gently asked. 
 Then, then it was unleashed. 
 `` Everything I touch turns to titties, my wife, my kids, foods, everything,........ I made a wish as a boy and have ruined everything, HELP ME! 
 
 
 
 Sorry for format and anything else, I read an Oglaf comic and decided this would be a good first ever try at a WP. Do n't mean to disappoint just thought I'd have some fun. Thanks for reading. 
 

