[ EU ] The Pokemon have invented a Pokeball capable of capturing a human .

Everyone cheers the Pokémon on. 
 
 `` Who shall we test it on?'' I ask, glad that I could assist in the creation of this new Pokéball. 
 
 `` How about…'' 
 
 Everyone tenses in anticipation. Red? Ash? Or someone less obvious? 
 
 They all point towards me. 
 
 I halt for a brief moment, and then start running. They're going to test it on me. The player. And I'm not going to let that happen. 
 
 But the Pokéball whizzes towards me. I jump and try to dodge it, but I'm cornered. I'm dragged into it, screaming and shouting desperately for them to reconsider this, to let me go… 
 
 Next thing I know, I'm thrown out into battle. 
 
 `` Go, HUMAN!'' 
 
 What? 
 
 A huge flame rips through the air towards me. I look up to be met by a towering Charizard. It's hot… so very hot… 
 
 `` HUMAN fainted!'' 
 
 I'm back out again, this time in a pen within some kind of scientific facility. I see a sign on the wall and realise that I'm in a different region entirely. What's been happening in between the jumps? 
 
 `` Hmm… Very interesting…'' says a scientist, a professor of some sort, `` So is this… Pokéfication… a side effect of the Pokéball or something else entirely?'' 
 
 `` Well, our investigations suggest that really, humans are not all that different from Pokémon.'' 
 
 `` Shall we record you in the Pokédex then?'' 
 
 As the professor tries to get out the Pokédex to record me, he fumbles and drops the Pokéball into my pen. 
 
 I smile with glee as I notice that there are more of the Pokéballs in the corner. 
 
 `` Oh no! Oh no you do n't!'' 
 
 But really, having your own team of humans to use in battle is quite fun. 
 
 *Welcome to Wonderland*
