[ WP ] We are all the protagonists of our own stories , but every once in a while a message arrives for you and tells you that your genre has changed . Yours has just changed from 'slice of life ' to ... ?

[ Beep beep ] went the phone. Who could that be? 
 
 I looked down. The corpse of my last victim, neck chopped open. Entrails dangling. A job half done. 
 
 The blade I place down on the counter, then I peeled off one glove and picked up my device. 
 
 Unlock, bah... fingerprint wo n't work again, 5 seconds wait. That'll be the talc. 
 
 Aha! A message. From Genre. Oh no... here we go again. Tap open. 
 
 Hmm... this is going to be... interesting... 
 
 With a dramatic twirl, the device was slid back to it's resting place, the glove back on, and knife in hand. 
 
 `` HI HO! HO HO! It's off to work we go!'' as I started hacking away again, a maniac grin on my face as each word was sung loudly and clearly, to an audience that can not hear.
