[ PI ] Start with any of the short sad , serious , tearjerker story prompts ; then add a sentence which completely ruins the mood .

There he stood, weeping, covered in the blood of the dead who lay mangled around him, their body parts creating a crude shrine to their slayer. With trembling hands he lifted the chilled bowl from the refrigerator, filled it with milk, and reached for his ultimate trophy. After all of the bloodshed, after all of the loss, somehow he knew this would be worth it, and the realization conflicting with the knowledge of his actions made him feel like a monster. 
 
 `` I told them, I fucking told them!'' he sobbed, pouring the puffed golden nuggets into the cold, creamy pool of milk. `` I * GOT TA * HAVE MY POPS!!''
