[ WP ] You are the devil and you have been summoned via a satanic ritual . As you manifest yourself you find yourself in a quaint living room and meet a sweet old lady who just wants some company

I chuckle as I felt myself manifesting once more in a human form, I rubbed my hands together eagerly looking around wondering who will be my next victim. *It's been a while since I've had some fun. * 
 
 
 Instead of finding a bunch of wayward teenagers frozen in absolute terror I find a elderly woman embracing me. 
 
 
 Did she just *hug* me? 
 
 
 I growl in anger shoving her away from me. `` Who do you think you are you puny human?!'' I spat in her face. `` Bow down before me, or I'll incinerate you on the spot.'' 
 
 
 `` Okay!'' She beamed at me, I saw there were dried tears on her face. She sat down on the floor cross legged like a small child ready for a story. 
 
 
 I have never been more confused in my entire existence. 
 
 
 Scanning my surroundings I realized I was standing in the center of a horrid living room. There were at least five black cats lounging around on various pieces of furniture. The couch was an ungodly flowered covered pattern and there was a crumbling rocking chair in the corner. 
 
 
 Is god trying to punish me again? You know for someone who's supposedly so forgiving he can be a real asshole. 
 
 
 `` I am so glad you're here!'' The elderly woman beamed at me from the ground. `` I've been so lonely, I ca n't believe the ritual actually worked. Please take a seat, would you care for any tea?'' She asked me politely. 
 
 
 I stared at her wondering if I should just torch the place and let it burn to the ground but I did n't want to miss out on one of the rare opportunities I get to take human form. 
 
 
 I rolled my eyes. `` Only if there's mint tea.'' 
 
 
 `` Of course.'' She smiled as she struggled to her feet. For a woman her age it was a slow process. 
 
 
 I sighed sitting down on the couch. The hideous cushions enveloped me as I sunk into the couch. A cat that had been previously napping at the other end came curled up on my lap gently purring. I began plotting the death of this idiotic woman. 
 
 
 She returned with a napkin and two cups of tea. She gently set them down on the coffee table. `` So tell me, all about yourself.'' She took a sip of her tea. `` I'm sure as the devil you have all kinds of interesting stories.'' 
 
 
 Surprisingly, I realized I was actually excited to talk to a human. I realized that perhaps I was a bit lonely too. I smirked, surely I could spare a bit of time talking about all my heinous acts upon humans before I tortured her. 

