[ WP ] The Insect Council debates going to war with their common enemy , the Humans .

`` They're trying to eliminate us, sir.'' Said the grasshopper. 
 `` No, they're not, dumbass. They say we're annoying, they hate, no they despite us, but they ca n't kill us, they need us more than anything else. They need us for their crops, gardens and plants. They know they ca n't kill us.'' Said the president of the insect council, who was a giant beetle, he was wise, but brutal, everyone agreed to have him rule the insect world. 
 `` It's our chance then, they do n't expect such *small* creatures to wage war against them, they underestimate us.'' The war chief was not as wise as the president, but hell, she's heartless, like all mosquitoes are, it's said that she sucked the blood of more than a thousand human. Everyone is afraid of her, and her reckless decisions, but they never lost a war she led. 
 `` I got us a plan, you do n't need to worry.'' The master tactician was a spider, he was n't big of size, but his brains sure were, he was pretty old, if insects had beards he'd have a long white one. He flipped the tides of the battle of the dry lake, spiders were losing horribly to the scorpions, but his last minute plan saved his species. 
 `` We're all ears.'' Said the vice president, who was a cricket, ironically. 
 `` We ca n't do that, it's too risky, our armies do n't have enough experience, they're still young. Our numbers mean nothing, humans are dangerous, I suggest we forget about this, maybe sign a peace treaty'', This was the ants' queen, she is one of the oldest members of the insect council and she has the most experience, `` Do you remember the last time the flies tried to attack the humans? I'm sure you do, that's why you do n't see a single fly here, humans figured that they were a nuisance, their annoyance was much bigger than their help, and they just, heartlessly killed all of them, and imprisoned the rest in laboratories. We do n't want to end up that way do we.'' 
 That kind of made sense for the council, you could hear whispers here and there, and it was starting to get messy. 
 `` *WE ARE NOT FLIES*, yelled the war chief as silence reigned on the whole room, WE WILL NOT END UP THAT WAY. We are smart, organised and more importantly, deadly. We're going to attack them tonight, master tactician, you said you had a plan, speak up.'' 
 `` Master, I trust you with this one, this is the chance of your life, to prove your title as the most brilliant insect mind in existence.'' Said the president, it was in his personality to boost the morale of his most important members, he knew what that spider could do. 
 `` Indeed, old friend, but the war chief's recklessness will get us into trouble, she needs to calm down a little first, anyway, we need the ants' help, Queen, please reconsider your opinion on this war, you and your troops are vital resources a we can not risk attacking without having your numerous fellows leading the charge.'' 
 `` I have to listen to your plans first, I'm not going to risk the lives of my people for this stupid idea of yours.'' Replied the queen, and to be honest she's right, even little human kids can stomp a hundred ant without even getting scratched. 
 `` No lives will be risked, we're going to use the mosquitoes to initiate, then your soldiers will be flanking their counter attacks from the sides, and then-.'' 
 `` Wait guys do you hear that?'' Said the grasshopper, but no one cared about him, he was dumb. 
 `` Patience, young grasshopper, do n't interrupt me. Now where were we..'' Resumed the master. 
 `` SHIT WAIT NO, WHAT'S GOING ON, ARE THEY ATTACKING, COUNTER ATTACK NOW, TROOPS, STORM THE FRONT!!'' Yeah, you guessed it, that was the war chief, and she could smell fights from a mile far, just like she smells fresh, sugary blood. 
 `` No, they're not attacking, it's *just* a bomb. Now who had the retard who built this council in the middle of a country at war, for hell's sake. But now that I think about it, we do n't need to fight humans, they'll just end up killing themselves, naive creatures they are, and we, no, not we, we're going to die here, but our future generations will have the world for themselv --''. 
 Then it hit, the council room crumbled, but there were no screams, because everyone, even the grasshopper, realized that they've already won the war against the human race, it's just a waiting game now.
