[ WP ] Your left hand has the power of creation ; you can draw things to life . The only problem is that you 're a right-hander .

David sat back in his chair, stunned by what he had drawn. Never in his life had he created something like this! 
 
 From the age of 10 David knew he had a gift. Descendent from several generations of artists, he was no exception to the rule. All through high school and into university, David excelled in illustration. He tried other forms and media, but charcoal pencil was his most favorite way of expressing his inner artist. 
 
 It was always right, though. David's father and grandfather drilled it into him from the time he could hold a pencil. `` Always, always, ALWAYS, with your right hand. The left hand is for jacking off and wiping your ass, the right hand is your masterpiece maker!'' 
 
 He'd never even attempted it until today. Now he understood why. Before him stood a 7'' tall likeness of Abraham Lincoln, adjusting his waistcoat. 
 
 `` I say, I'm dreadfully grateful to be back, and I do hope it's not too indignant a thing to say, but you are terrible at drawing. What did you do, draw me with your left?''
