[ WP ] CSI in Medieval Times

“ Stand back! I ’ m here to investigate! Oh yes, I, Brother Benjamin of the Holy Order of Tableaux Most Gruesome, am here! And this is the deceased? ” 
 
 * “ Well... yeah ” * 
 
 “ Verily, this man is dead! May his soul go with God. Did you know this man? What was his occupation? ” 
 
 * ” He was a peasant. ” * 
 
 “ I see. And what is your occupation? ” 
 
 * “ Peasant. ” * 
 
 “ Suspicious. I shall examine him more closely. Yes, it is as I suspected. He has been dead some time, an unknowable amount of time but, in all certainty, at a time before now! Where is his head? ” 
 
 * “ Erm..It ’ s over there. ” * 
 
 “ You are suspiciously well-informed, peasant. ” 
 
 * “ Well, sir, I tripped over it earlier. ” * 
 
 “ Fool! You may have destroyed vital evidence! Fortunately, my talent for observation is strong. I see that he was decapitated with some sort of blade. Hark! What is that, hidden in the grass yonder? ” 
 
 * “ You mean that bloody scythe lying on the ground where anyone could stumble over it? ” * 
 
 “ Silence, peasant! It is not yours to understand the mysteries of creation. I ’ ve solved the case! This man was beheaded with that blood encrusted weapon! ” 
 
 * “ Yeah, but who killed him? ” * 
 
 “ Oh, I don ’ t know, probably some peasant. ”
