[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

Tensions are high as one fading teen-pop sitcom writer struggles to come up with an original narrative for his assigned `` nature documentary'' scene. In a flash, an idea comes to him - `` Reddit /r/WP!'' he yells out loud excitedly to a nearly empty, yet uncannily disheveled apartment. His mangy cat, Screech, startled by the outburst, glances at him annoyingly as if to say `` if you have this much energy, why do n't you change my litterbox you disgusting man-pig''. The man, paying no attention to his feline, begins to type furiously at his keyboard. He then clicks the `` save'' button to upload his query and... waits.
