[ WP ] Narrate a game of Civilization as though it were excerpted from a history textbook .

The first era was a time of hardship for the egyptians, a near sighted captain mistook 
 An Ethiopian warrior for a barbarian and attacked him, an accidental declaration of war. This was largely due to the ominous red icon floating above the warriors head, being similar in colour and shape to that of a barbarian. After numerous battles lasting whole decades at a time peace finally returned, after only 120 years, this was the shortest known war in history. As Egypt progressed wonders became more common than housing, this created an element of reality some called tourism, most commoners were unfamiliar with the meaning of this word as the empires literacy rate was only 12 percent. 
 
 Over in a land of america across a great ocean sat the great american city of Asstit. Where, after a century of research, their leader, Washington the terrible had discovered what the paper blocks collecting dust behind him in his office were for, and so writing was born. 
 
 Coincidentally back in Egypt they were developing the same technologies, the only difference between the two empires was the golden box the Egyptians towed behind their horses. 
 
 With only one city, the kingdom of the Zulus sat on a small island completely covered by their pride and joy, the great Impi warrior. Luckily the Zulus had chosen the honour social policy, this helped them grow their fearsome Impi army. The Zulus had recently discovered animal husbandry, however they surprisingly had no animals that could be effected by this technology on the island. This made the Zulus unhappy. All of these nations left behind relatively short legacy as their reign was cut short by our great leader, the great nuclear peacemaker, Ghandi.
