[ WP ] Someone gets stuck in Limbo-With a famous dead person

Time here is n't like time anywhere else. You never know who you're going to have to go around with. They could have died a thousand years ago, and come in today. Insofar as'today' means anything. I just call it'the now'. 
 
 I think I've probably done a tour of the place... maybe fifty times? There's no reason to'tour' other than the place is painfully dull and if you do n't keep moving, you'll just go crazy. 
 
 Most of them are just depressing. Sylvia Plath - I had her a while back. That turned out pretty much the way you'd expect it. Lots of them turn out like that. I had Chris Farley for a while. You'd think *that* would be fun. Felt like a goddamn eternity. Want to know what the takeaway from that whole experience was? He missed drugs. 
 
 They're fragile, the famous ones. I had Christopher Marlowe for a while. Do *not* mention Shakespeare to that guy. 
 
 The worst ones are the ones you used to respect. You want to know if someone's a dick? Walk around Limbo with them. Ghandi? Surprisingly racist. Malcolm X? Dude would *not* stop talking about nailing white chicks. Do n't get me started on Jim Morrison. Most boring guy I ever met. 
 
 You get surprised. Kurt Cobain laughed his ass off *all* the time. Marilyn Monroe was *obsessed* with quantum mechanics. 
 
 If I had to say a favourite? Hitler. Man, that was a good time. You know the *Peanuts* cartoons, where Lucy pulls the football away from Charlie Brown just before he kicks it? It was like that. Only he could n't move his balls quickly enough. 
 
 I do n't know how many more times I'll have to go through this before I get out. 
 
 Anyway, that's my story. I know I'm rambling on a lot. 
 
 No, dude. That was n't a cue for you to start talking. We're gon na start talking about Neverland Ranch and you're gon na end up like Hitler. Just... do n't.
