[ WP ] : Children are named by the traits they are fated to have - Brave , Serene , Deeply Caring , Unmoved - and of course your lovely daughter , Bites People .

The first time I met my daughter's boyfriend I knew he'd be my son-in-law one day. He was intelligent and a bit shy, but genuine in his care for my daughter. I liked him the moment I met him. Except for that damned popped collar. 
 Everytime he'd come for dinner, or a gathering, even when he came to ask my permission to be my daughter's Naming-Ceremony-Witness, his collar was popped. Once I even asked him why. `` It's just the cool way to be Mr. S'' was all I got out of him. 
 
 At 18 we let our children choose their own name. It must be a descriptor and it must be verified by a witness. My wife, Caring, chose her mother to be her witness who presented a plethora of animals, rescued by my now-wife in her young age, as evidence. When my daughter and Intelligent-Introvert as he became known to me asked for him to be the witness, I agreed, not knowing what name my daughter would choose. 
 The day of the ceremony we were all dressed in our finest, ready to hear what we would call our daughter for the rest of our lives. Our popped-collared-friend on the way. She sat in front of the judge, smiling, and gave him the document. 
 `` Mr. and Mrs. S, you have agreed to allow a person of your daughter's choosing to be the witness to this ceremony, officially and legally naming her?'' We nodded. `` Then we shall proceed. Once sufficient evidence has been presented, this court shall officially give your daughter the name --'' 
 In walked Intelligent, his collar reaching for the ceiling. I quickly pulled it down, whispering `` this is official! Have some resp-'' A spot on his neck drew my attention, a hickey. And just below, teeth marks. 
 
 The judge finised: `` -Bites people!''
