[ WP ] Godzilla is real and is North Korea 's secret weapon .

Rumors of Kim Jung Un's whereabouts were wildly speculated as news of his disappearance spread throughout the world. It had been three weeks since anybody had seen North Korea's leader and soon reporters flocked to the impoverished nation. 
 
 The foremost ranked official of North Korea's army, Marshal Lee, was asked to lead a press conference at Pyongyang's Royal Palace. 
 `` I have come here to address the issue at hand. I will be honest with the members of the press and the world and state that any member of Kim Jung Un's cabinet, nor Dennis Rodman, have no idea where our Glorious Leader is.'' 
 
 A murmur grew in the crowd as reporters stood agape at such straightforwardness from a nation that was known for secrecy. 
 
 As the shock subsided, a brave reporter asked, `` So what have operations been for the people of North Korea for the past three weeks?'' 
 
 `` We have faith in our Glorious Leader. Whatever he is doing, he must be doing for the good of the Nation.'' 
 
 `` And I was!'' a loud voice boomed from the back the hall. 
 
 There was Kim Jung Un! In a tracksuit, much like the former ruler Kim Jung Il, and complete with his trademark sunglasses. He waddled to the front, while camera flashes bathed him in white fluorescence. 
 
 `` All these years,'' the diminutive leader began, `` All these years has been leading to this moment. It started with my father, but he died before he could see this day, a day that marks the beginning to North Korea's rise in power!'' 
 
 `` But -'' someone interjected. 
 
 Unswayed, Kim Jung Il continued, `` The world has wondered why North Koreans are so famished, why we continue practice of running gulags and why we have been so interested in nuclear power. It has all been leading to this!'' 
 
 With a flourish, the dictator pulled out a remote control and pressed the button. The floor that the reporters were standing on slowly slid open revealing a cavernous hole. As the reporters backed away, soldiers stormed in, and forced them towards the pit. 
 
 `` Push them in,'' shouted Kim Jung Il, `` Push them all in!'' 
 
 All the reporters clamored for their lives as the soldiers formed a wall. 
 
 `` This!'' he said pointing to the cavern below, `` This is North Korea's greatest accomplishment! Now…... EAT!'' 
 
 As the dictator stood there laughing, red eyes glowed within the darkness below. Pulgasari, as he was known, greeted the reporters with open jaws. The meager grains and vegetables that were fed to him were n't enough. The people that were sent to the gulags, to the mines were skin and bones, but these reporters, well fed and soft. After the screaming subsided, the creature looked up, saw his master in his signature tracksuit and awaited orders. 
 
 http: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulgasari
