[ WP ] You died . You were reborn . You remembered your previous life . But that 's actually pretty useless - because you were n't reborn human .

My name is Kyle... Er- *was* Kyle. In my previous life I mean. I would go by the name I have in this life, but the thing is, I do n't have one. The only things that get names are humans and pets... And occasionally phones if you're attatched enough to them. But I'm not any of those, I wish I was, being a fucking goldfish swimming in circles for the rest of my life would be better than what I was now. 
 
 I guess the worst part is remembering, you know. Maybe if I forgot everything I used to be, what I am now would n't seem so bad. I ca n't miss a good life I never had, right? But I did have it, and I do miss it, and every day is torture. I'm trapped, I ca n't speak, I ca n't move, ca n't let anyone know that I am indeed alive. 
 
 Maybe this is payback for me being such an asshole when I was human. Maybe there's no heaven or hell, just this. The good people get reincarnated as, I do n't know, lampshades and shit, and the bad people get reincarnated as toilet seats, and shoes, and deodorant... And of course, keyboards... Which is what I am. Yup, that's me, Kyle the fucking keyboard. 
 
 I know what you're thinking, *Oh Kyle that does n't seem so bad* but it is the worst. Toilet seats have it better than me... I'm serious. How often do you use a toilet seat? Twice, maybe three times a day, for about 20 minutes, right? Now what about keyboards? In this day and age of Internet obsessed nerds, I'm lucky if I get only 6 hours of use a day. And it *hurts* man. Every key typed is like getting kicked in the balls. 
 
 *Ow fuck, my R and E keys! * they're at it again, my owner. Typing some shit, unaware that I actually have feelings or whatever. Even if they knew I doubt they'd-*FUCK! Right in the D! * God, I think they're going on reddit again. One sec, let me look. I do n't have `` eyes'', but I do have an `` i'' key, and I can see out of that if I try hard enough. 
 
 Yup, I was right, they're on reddit. Writing prompts I think, I ca n't read it from all the way down here, but I recognize the format from when I was alive. They're not typing anymore, they're using the mouse. From the looks of it, they've clicked on a prompt already, something about being reborn, and they're reading one of the stories submitted. Huh, funny, it's a story about a reincarnated keyboard.
