[ WP ] You were born with the ability to know what is buried beneath your feet . You have worked for years alongside archaeologists finding lost cities and ancient treasures ; however , today is the first time you have ever said `` We should not dig here . ''

`` Guys, I think we should n't excavate around here,'' said John. 
 
 `` But why?'' asked one of John's colleagues. 
 
 John pointed to a fence with a **Nuclear Waste Disposal** sign on it. 
 
 `` But we got permission from the government to dig here,'' he argued. 
 
 `` It's not that,'' replied John. `` The nuclear sign is a decoy. it's actually the underground city of the liz --'' 
 
 All of them were hit by a bazooka. 
 
 -- - 
 
 `` They were not aware that one of them has The Gift,'' said Grek'thul the Savage. `` Presidents these days, too easy to bribe.'' 
 
 `` I know. It's both a blessing and a curse,'' agreed his companion. 
 
 `` Yeah, let's go home.'' 
 
 And they opened to tunnel to return to their subterranean dwellings. 
 
 The end.
