[ EU ] World of Warcraft finally ends and shuts down all servers . All the WoW addicts have to fill the hole left in their life .

It started with rustling could be heard world over. It was as if billions of facial hairs were vibrating against one another 
 
 Nobody was prepared for the sheer number of fedora tips that day would hold. The ludicrous amount of times `` M'lady'' was muttered. 
 
 Trench coat sales soared, the streets were overrun. 
 
 They took over quickly and swiftly, nobody wanted to touch their oily pimple ridden skin or the clothing stained with a mysterious substance. 
 
 I hardly remember the old world, the way things once used to be. I long for the times when fedoras were optional, when i could be clean shaven. 
 
 Please, save us.
