[ WP ] You are a lawyer in God 's Court who and you must a find a way to get your newest client , Adolf Hitler , into Heaven via a loophole in the Lord 's legal system

`` Your honor, this man is not guilty of the actions the prosecution claim he has committed. Article 6 of the Mosaic Commandments clearly states'Thou shalt not kill --' but my client never killed anyone.'' 
 
 `` Objection! Millions were killed at his orders!'' 
 
 `` Your honor, I object to the prosecution's objection. The case is moot -- he never personally lifted a finger to harm anyone. His own suicide was an alternative to the lengthy trials and execution he would undoubtedly face, nullifying the supposed'murder' of himself it would normally constitute. Now we are forced to look at his personal life on earth. He was a reasonable individual when dealing with his family and friends. He was in a committed relationship and had a daughter who he cared and loved for, and he engaged in virtually none of the sins set forth in the law of Moses.'' 
 
 `` Objection! He was not married to the woman he had a child with.'' 
 
 `` Marylin Monroe is in heaven right now and she slept with more men than would fill the seats of this courtroom. Your honor, my client pleads'not guilty' to all charges of murder.'' 
 
 The judge contemplated a second, then shrugged and banged the gavel. `` Not guilty. Welcome to heaven, Mr. Hitler.''
