[ WP ] Everything is the same except for one thing . Suicide hotlines give advice to people to help kill themselves instead of pushing them away from it .

“ Suicide hotline, life is pointless, how can I help you? ” 
 Uh hello… 
 “ Hi. How can I help you? ” 
 Well I ’ m a little bit scared. 
 “ Why? There is no point to life and there is no afterlife. So, Just go ahead and end the pain, okay. ” 
 Well it ’ s not that easy… 
 “ Sure it is. No one really knows you, and everyone dies alone. There is really nothing to live for. ” 
 Yeah, but… 
 “ Look, why don ’ t we go through this step by step, okay? Do you have access to a tall building? You could just jump off, and weeee, splat. Done-zo ” 
 Not really. I live in kind of small town, two, three stories tops. 
 “ Hmm that ’ s no good. How about a gun? ” 
 I don ’ t like guns, never had one. I once had a- 
 “ Rope? ” 
 Huh? 
 “ Can you get some rope? How do you feel about hanging yourself? I ’ m told it is a good way to get the old job done, if you know what I mean. ” 
 I don ’ t know, sounds kind of scary. 
 “ Well leaping into the abyss is change, and change can be a little scary. That ’ s why I ’ m here- to help, okay? 
 Ok 
 “ Okay, so go get some rope and I ’ ll tell you how to tie the noose. 
 Thanks. You ’ re nice. 
 “ Don ’ t do that sir. You are trying to make a connection. Eyes on the prize. We are here for one reason: because you can ’ t go on. ” 
 Actually I ’ m feeling a little better. I think I ’ ll go for a walk. 
 “ wait…Hello….HELLO….Damn lost another one ” 

