[ WP ] For as long as you can remember , you 've had that scar . You stopped noticing it . Then , one morning , you 're pretty sure it 's in a different spot . You shake it off , but every morning it moves a little closer to your heart .

I woke up next to a ho' 
 She came to help me `` grow'' 
 She put on such a great show 
 That my dick ended up saying `` no'' 
 
 *I have a scar on my penis' tip. 
 I'm told it's not very hip. 
 At least it's not a chip! * 
 
 I went to work the next day 
 I sat down next to Mrs Faye 
 I felt this urge to get her laid 
 But I knew I would n't get paid 
 
 I went to the loo to have a quickie 
 Well, this one was quite a biggie 
 The tip of my rod was perfectly fine 
 But on my penis is now a scar line! 
 
 *I have a scar on my penis' side. 
 I'm told it's impossible to hide. 
 At least it's not snide! * 
 
 I sat home to play some games 
 Well, I got a visit from James 
 He would n't shut up about where he shaves 
 Turns out drunk me does n't *hic* behaves 
 
 I took out my pubes 
 I marveled at the scar cubes 
 
 Wait - What was that? 
 Was n't that before just fat? 
 
 *I have a scar under my pubic hair 
 I'm told it's not very fair 
 At least I do n't really care! * 
 
 I went to the gym to make some muscle 
 I got there and it was quite a hustle 
 I stripped off when I got all sweaty 
 Suddenly, the big men got all petty 
 
 `` Dude, you have a scar on your gut 
 It extends right around from your butt 
 You'd better take it easy, mate 
 I do n't want to clean up what you ate'' 
 
 *I have a scar on my gut 
 I'm told it starts at my butt 
 At least it's not stitched shut* 
 
 I got home and was in a bit of pain 
 Honestly, it felt like I was being slain 
 I took off my clothes and had a hot shower 
 The pervert next door watched with quite a glower 
 
 I looked in the mirror when I got out 
 Of crying I had a short bout 
 The scar had reached the middle of my chest 
 I felt like a bird being pushed out of it's nest 
 
 I gave up later that night 
 I woke up with quite a fright 
 This scar of mine was n't on mark 
 It had moved on top of my heart 
 
 *I have a scar that's not quite right 
 My heart is now putting up quite a fight 
 At least it's night... right? * 
 
 I call an ambulance and do n't know what to say 
 `` My body's trying to kill me! Come right away!'' 
 Nobody turned up... until the landlord the next Friday 
 But by then I had already passed away 
 
 
 
 
 Damn, I'm tired. This is probably full of mistakes but I'll look in the morning
