[ WP ] What happend to the cowboy after he rode off into the sunset ?

`` Well gosh darn it! I really need to get off my horse, and shoot from my other gun!'' Marco scoffs, also biting down on his lip. He dare not look back, or lest he'd break the moment of walking away into the sunset. He wants to pull out his handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his brow, and he wanted to urge his horse into a gallop, but that too would ruin the moment. 
 
 So he lets out a groan of anguish, as the rocking of the horse put pressure against his bladder. Did the horse take enough steps to get past the horizon? He did not know, as the land was very flat and very vast, it would take a while. 
 There will not be another day he'd single handedly shoot down five bandits, kiss the girl and tell her that he must be moving on. There will not be another chance to do this epic walk. 
 
 He repeats into his mind that he is not going to be the man that pissed his damned pants! So he promises himself that he will stop and drop at the first cactus he sees. The problem was that there was no cactus for miles around, and so he must keep riding. 
 
 It was finally nightfall before he finally whips out his snake and lets the stream fly. Now he will never admit this to any woman, but it felt so good, that he cried! As he finished up, it dawned to him: He did it, he had rode off into the sunset! The other man in the distance, was not so luckily, as he had the runs. 
 
 `` Ah, do n't worry about that little fella. You will get the chance to do it again, almost never!'' He laughs, as he waved his hat to disperse the stink. 
 
 He mounted his horse, and galloped under the shining moonlight, feeling proud of his newest achievement. While the man he dissed vows to shoot Marcos in the face, one of these days. 

