[ WP ] Due to their cuteness , there is now an over abundance of cats in the world . We are now entering a planet of the cats type situation .

** “ One two three four fifty seventy.. sir.. we must of miscalculated…. ” **- Lopez said in a worried tone. 
 
 He was right. We had severely miscalculated the number of threats. It ’ s also very difficult to account for them when they ’ re so elusive and agile. 
 The squad of 4 moved tight taking small steps as they advanced down the alleyway. Scavenging missions were rough but a necessity if they wanted to stay alive. Nobody knows how it happened. They were adorable in the beginning, and everyone wanted one. Little did those poor bastards know the hell that was in stored for them. Their once soft and weak purrs turned to demanding hisses once they reached adulthood. 
 
 ** “ Ewwgh.. that brown one is licking its balls ” ** said Esteban, breaking the eerie silence. 
 
 Little did they know that a pair of golden yellow eyes followed their every move. It ’ s body hunched over ready to pounce on its target. A black flash lunged form a corner shadow, it was too quick for any of them to notice. 
 
 ** “ ahh!! OH FUCK! OH FUCK! IT ’ S GOT MY EYE!! ” ** shouted Wayne from the back. 
 
 In an instant the other 3 pivoted on their heels to check on their shouting member. Sure enough, one of those damn bastards was clawing away at his face. 
 
 ** “ Fire!! Don ’ t hold anything back! Set your weapons to high stream! `` ** barked Ezekiel. 
 
 They turned the nozzle to High stream and squeezed the triggers. Six streams of freezing cold water hit the intended target causing it to hiss and jump up high in the air. This riled up the rest of the threats, which were now hunched over too ready to attack. The skies darkened as all 70 lunged at the 4 man squad. 
 
 ** “ Retreat! Head to route B and don ’ t stop running! ” ** shouted Ezekiel. 
 
 ** “ But Chief, what about you?! ” ** 
 
 ** “ Tell my wife, I fucking hate cats. ” ** 

