[ WP ] You just discovered England 's biggest secret : every time they say long live the queen it extends the queens life .

The chains have begun to wear into the flesh of my wrists. How long has it truly been shackled up in this proverbial hell most of the common only know as the basement at Buckingham palace? The last thing I can recall is watching the death of Princess Diana on the tele. That's when my door burst in and the royal guard arrived in my common room of my one bedroom flat. 
 
 Now, I simply spend my days hanging on this wall chanting, `` Long live the queen.'' I like to mix it up from time to time. I'll say it in different accents. I'll use different inflections in my voice. For fun, I'll sometimes even go, `` God save the queen,'' instead. My captors do n't like that too much. Those are n't the magic words that keep our monarch alive. But, considering the only thing they feed me are old, stale scones from upstairs, I'll take what variety I can. It's fun pissing them off regardless of the consequences. 
 
 What is to come of her when I die? No one yet knows whether it is me saying the phrase or an amalgamation of all of her majesty's subjects. So, I will remain here forced to chant at my will until I face my own, grave end. Would you care to keep me company?
