[ WP ] Your physical attributes are now described as a list of computer specs ( ie . graphics card for eyesight , processing speed for intelligence , etc ) . Everyone 's specs are listed everywhere from resumes to social media profiles to dating websites .

`` Eww you did n't tell me you only had Intel HD graphics! This date is so over!'' at that point Angelia got up and promptly left, when they saw my specs they always ran screaming. At least, I wish I could see her running but my graphics are so bad I ca n't see past 50 meters reliably. 
 
 I sigh and get up from the table, a waiter, who has a AMD FX 8350 ( Overachiever ), comes up to the table and picks up our almost untouched plates, he smirks before saying `` You just never have much luck do you? You've been here 4 times with different dates from that'spec anonymous' site and you get insta dumped once they see your specs''. Perhaps if I had more than a dual core processor I would have noticed how he meant insult, but I did n't at the time and just sulked out of the restaurant, to be honest I did n't even hear him properly anyway as all I have is a built in microphone and a crappy sound card. 
 
 Sometimes life sucks for us low specs people, we ca n't do the latest things or have the best jobs as we just ca n't handle them. Life is life. Hopefully I will be able to afford a new i5 processor soon, that will change things.
