[ WP ] Since birth , you have always had a bad sense of direction that would defy the laws of logic and space . Instead of arriving at your destination , you would end up in places or areas impossible for normal people to get to .

`` Oh yeah, I know the area well'', I said enthusastically. I'm a people pleaser and always tend to over do common courtesy. `` Just keep south on 4th until it forks, keep right and you'll start to see signs for it. 4th is pretty long and if you hit all the lights, it could take you a while, but do n't get discouraged. It's the right way, I'm absolutely sure of it.'' 
 
 `` Awesome! Hey man, thanks!'' the husband said as he crept the SUV up and away from me. I could see them laughing as they drove off and got the feeling it was at my expense. 
 
 Later that day, I saw the news and it broke my heart. I recognized that SUV and the stick figure family on what was left of the rear window. Why does this always happen? Every family. Every time. I'm a fucking curse on the world and all I ever do is try to be as friendly as possible to people. But where does this get me? Where does it get THEM?! I'm just done. 
 
 The next time someone asks me how to get to Sesame Street, I'll just have to tell them I do n't know..
