[ WP ] You 've summoned a demon to assist you with your nefarious deeds . A hole opens in the floor , revealing your new helper . `` Tell me your name , '' you command . An hour later , it 's still not done making the incomprehensible sounds of its name .

The Soon-to-be-Great Wizard Bailey waved her hand to silence the demon's droning. It had been about an hour since she'd commanded it to tell her its name and it had n't stopped speaking since. 
 
 `` Well,'' she began, `` Yergal, do you mind if I call you Yergal?'' The demon shook its head no, so Bailey went on, `` Do you have any friends?'' 
 
 The demon looked at Bailey suspiciously. `` Demons do n't have many friends,'' it said scornfully. 
 
 With a name like that, Bailey could n't imagine why other demons did n't like the poor fellow. She waved her hand as if to bat away its ire. `` Alright, do you have anyone you do n't like very much?'' 
 
 Yergal tilted its head and then seemed to piece together what was going on. `` There is this one asshole named Steve. Steveyuit,'' it nodded. `` He calls me pukeface.'' 
 
 Bailey laughed. `` It's always someone named Steve, is n't it? Very well.'' She began to write the name down. `` You're dismissed,'' Bailey added, distracted. The demon disappeared in a puff of smoke. 
 
 Bailey began the ritual again and another demon appeared, looking angry. `` Tell me your name,'' Bailey commanded. 
 
 The new demon winced under her gaze and power. `` Steveyuit,'' it whimpered. Bailey sat down in her creaky chair with a satisfied look.
