[ WP ] Due to a misunderstanding the hero arrives at the tower , defeats the princess , and marries the dragon .

I finally finished putting on my armour and limbered up. Another day, another small sack of silver for protecting the king. I went to my kitchen to kiss my wife goodbye. There stood a 12ft dragon, fierce and purple. I kissed her shoulder and told her I'd see her tonight.... 
 
 **Record Scratch** 
 **Freeze Frame** 
 
 Yep. That's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation? Well you've heard about the princess locked away in a castle and the knight that saved her. Well yeah, I was that knight and that princess was a grade A pain in my ass. We were locked up together for a couple of nights after I took a wrong turn and fell into a booby-trap. Those few nights were enough. Whiny, entitled, fickle, no sense of humour... And those were her good points. After a few nights I knew I had to get out so I challenged the dragon that stood guard to a duel, turns out she was a lover and not a fighter. We hit it off straight away. 
 
 After about a year, loads of dates and some amazing times she moved in. The king was pissed, not only because I rejected his daughter but because I was bedding his mortal enemy. He wanted the dragon dead, the problem being I was the best damn dragon slayer in the land. So we married. Made a couple of adjustments to the house and here we are. The boss hates me, his daughter hates me, my parents have n't visited in a year but were happy. Things can get a little'heated' sometimes but we ca n't deny the'fire' we have in the bedroom. So that's where we are at. A knight and a dragon. Married. Living happily ever after. 
 
 I picked up my sword and favourite shield. I turned to blow my big beautiful wife one more kiss but there she was, stood right behind me. A worried look on her face, I lifted my visor and looked into her sad eyes. 
 
'Reginald, I'm... pregnant' 
 
 **Seinfeld bass line** 

