[ IP ] The final battle

*Terry ( N00bz ) and Gerald ( GMann212 ) approach Gohiri, a newly-introduced final boss from the latest game expansion, `` Mystery at Terrorpeak'' Their fingers dance across their keyboards, furiously typing messages to each other via the chat box at the lower left corner of their screens. * 
 
 N00bz: lets do this bruh 
 
 GMann212: hell yeahhhhh! Dank lootz 
 
 *A cutscene plays, and then the battle commences. * 
 
 N00bz: readying buff spells, get ready bro 
 
 GMann212: Sweet, were gon na pwn this guy 
 
 N00bz: kek 
 
 *Gohiri summons two Enchanted Hammers, and then buffs them with `` Wargod's Blessing'' giving them immunity to critical hits and slightly increased defense. * 
 
 GMann212: Dude you got ta silence these guys!!! 
 
 N00bz: on it man, give me a sec 
 
 *Terry casts `` Silence'' on one hammer. While waiting for `` Silence'' to recharge, he pummels the silenced Enchanted Hammer with his Axe of Fury, dealing large damage and severely decreasing its defenses. Then, Gerald finishes off the badly damaged Enchanted Hammer with his Enchanted Longbow of the Glade. * 
 
 N00bz: SWEET DUDE 
 
 GMann212: ez lol 
 
 Suddenly, Gohiri casts `` Fleeting Resurrection'' on the defeated hammer, temporarily bringing it back with immunity and 50 % more chance to land critical hits. Then, the boss rushes toward Gerald, brandishing its gigantic mace. Gerald, caught off guard by this sudden attack, and busy reaching for a Red Bull, is given a direct hit. 
 
 N00bz: Dude wut! 
 
 GMann212: like 1200 damage man, insane! heal me bro 
 
 *Terry casts `` Greater Heal'' on Gerald, restoring his health. Then, he casts `` Greater Ward'' on both Gerald and himself, reducing damage taken for the next 20 hits. * 
 
 GMann212: niiiiice 
 
 *The resurrected hammer, after dealing some more damage to Terry, falls dead. Terry and Gerald demolish the remaining Enchanted Hammer, leaving only Gohiri, who roars in anger. * 
 
 N00bz: mana recharged 
 
 GMann212: same, time to end this 
 
 *Terry and Gerald enter into an intense battle with Gohiri, casting a slew of spells and landing many melee attacks. Suddenly, Gohiri surprises them both with a direct hit on Terry - in fact, a critical hit that leaves him critically damaged. * 
 
 N00bz: owwwwwww dude 
 
 GMann212: what the hell 
 
 *The two, distracted, watch in horror as Gohiri finishes off Terry. Now, Gerald alone faces Gohiri, who still has a quarter of his health left, as well as some active defense buffs. * 
 
 N00bz: dude bail bail bail! 
 
 GMann212: cant, not enough HP 
 
 *Suddenly, Gerald is struck down by a `` Spirit Mace Flurry'' cast by Gohiri. The two gamers, horrified, stare at their screens with bloodshot eyes as the words appear on their screens: You Were Killed By Raid Boss. * 
 
 *The two respawn. * 
 
 GMann212: dude what the hell! 
 
 N00bz: OP 
 
 *Then, the two get off of their computers and spend the rest of the day trying to start a petition to get Gohiri nerfed. *
