[ WP ] Write a story based on your last 5 Reddit posts .

The TV was blaring in English, the topic was the weak Pound again. Mental calculation tells you that one Real is now worth about 50 Pounds. A pleasant exchange rate for a foreign visitor like you. You look back at your computer and type, slowly and erraticly in English, a language you only learned late in life. You just want the day to be over, but instead, work still has its grip on you now that Brazil starts its workday. You were sent to thus country to scope out whether the phone support for American customers could be outsourced here, and while it seemed like a good idea at first, you stumble into problem after problem. You sigh and in that moment, your computer crashes and upon attempts to reboot is shows a kernel panic. You dial the number of the computer manufacturer and a very chavy voice greets you. You explain your problem inn adequate amounts of detail, but the chav interrupts you: `` Yeah, they do that here too!'' and hangs up. You beat onto the table, repeatedly. You really wish this failure would have read an ettiquette book ( or listened to it, as if he failed to realize that this behavior was offensive, he could not be too clever ). Or that someone beat him up with one. You take deep breaths until the rage subsides. Latvian music is blaring from the TV, some artist you never even heard of. You just about had it. You call your boss and inform him that you lost all faith in this working out, maybe in the EU but sure enough not here in Chavistan. You smile. You no longer have to fight. You will be home soon. 
 
 Posts: 
 Real outperforming the Pound: https: //www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57lrp7/what_will_cease_to_exist_in_2017/d8tjxff.compact 
 
 Typing in a foreign language, after normal work time: https: //www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/57mkf0/ot_satchat_how_long_does_it_take_you_on_average/d8thzvk.compact 
 
 The callcenter incident: https: //www.reddit.com/r/talesfromcallcenters/comments/57i1iw/the_week_that_the_an_executive_got_to_see_my/d8trhn1.compact 
 
 Ettiquette book: https: //www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/57mzc0/whats_the_most_insulting_gift_youve_ever_received/d8u6mz0.compact 
 
 Latvian artist: https: //www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/57pd62/weird_al_yancovic_has_remained_more_well_known/d8u99mr.compact
