[ WP ] The dragon saves the knight from a princess . The stepdaughter torments her new mother . A genie wishes to be enslaved . In this world , the stories are ... different .

`` Mirror mirror, what is good?'' 
 `` I'm doing good man, how about -- -'' 
 `` Who here's got the biggest wood?'' 
 `` Oh. Again, Nathan from accounting.'' 
 `` Aw shit. Nothing I can do about that.'' 
 `` Sorry bro.'' 
 `` S'cool. Yo mirror, I got another question.'' 
 `` Ok, but you do n't have to start with'mirror mirror.' How about just asking me?'' 
 `` You're right, I could.'' 
 `` Yeah. So, what's your question?'' 
 `` Mirror mirror, this is sick!'' 
 `` Oh god *damn* you!'' 
 `` Have I got the biggest -- -'' 
 `` No you *do n't! * Stop asking me that!'' 
 `` Ca n't help it, I'm insecure.'' 
 `` We've been over this so many times, how about asking me other questions?!'' 
 `` Yeah I know, but I'm just -- -'' 
 `` I'm an all powerful *talking* mirror!'' 
 `` Alright look, my iPhone does n't bitch at me about what apps I download.'' 
 `` Yeah, and?'' 
 `` So do n't bitch at me about what questions I ask!'' 
 `` But I know so much *more! * Just try asking me about something else.'' 
 `` Fine, if it'll help you chill.'' 
 `` I'm chill bro, I'm chill.'' 
 `` Mirror mirror, just for lols.'' 
 `` REALLY?'' 
 `` Are these the biggest pair of -- -'' 
 `` *NO! *'' 
 `` Hey you do n't have to shout, there are other people on this train.'' 
 `` Oh, sorry.'' 
 `` Yeah man, got ta be more considerate of other people.'' 
 
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