[ WP ] A race of celestial beings make their presence known . They say they will destroy the planet if 1 virgin over the age of 25 is presented to them from each country . Most countries meet the deadline , but America is having a few issue ...

A reverberating sound vibrated through the floor almost knocking over my freshly opened can of mountain dew. The flavoring from the 3rd cheese supreme Doritos packet I had eaten this hour lined my pants. I thought the sound had been from the game of I was playing but I knew my sound system could not be that good. 
 
 I heaved myself out of the splintered wooden chair that I had engulfed. Crumbs littered the floor around me and I added to the collection when I brushed my shirt down. I made my way to the door almost losing my breath by the time I made the 20 foot journey. Another shock wave almost rolled me off my feet. My hands slipped with the handle from the sweat and delicious flavoring. 
 
 Crashing out of my door I was greeted by a horde of onlookers from my street. A giant metal object was hovering above the city, glowing lights shone and the screams and shouts were deafening. I tried blocking my ears but fingers would n't fit until a giant burst of noise like finger nails on a chalkboard. I stumbled backward falling back on the curb onto my back when I mechanical voice boomed across the sky. 
 
 `` This planet is now ours.'' The voice crackled, `` The only way to save you planet is by giving us one man untouched by woman from each country. Each volunteer must be over the age of twenty five. You have one hour.'' Chatters picked up and people began shouting. This is my chance to save the earth I thought to myself. I rolled onto my stomach and heaved with all my strength to raise myself. 
 
 Puffing I shouted and waved my arms yelling, `` TAKE ME!'' Nothing. Then I heard the screams of the onlookers around me, they were screaming the same thing. We were all yelling in unison, banded together to stop the destruction of our precious earth. 
 
 The hour had almost passed. Nothing. I recoiled as the voice boomed back over the sky. 
 `` A conclusion has been made, each and every country has offered one virgin except the one you call America.'' The was a pause, `` As there has been an excessive number of volunteers from this country far exceeding that of any other we have decided they have no volunteer. In this case you have failed, earth destruction will commence in three minutes.'' There was another crackle, then silence.
