[ WP ] Smouldering hat in hand , the Devil has come to the one person who is more versed in corruption of humanity than him . And it 's a real shock to learn it 's YOU .

`` Satan?'' 
 
 `` I prefer Lucifer,'' the Devil said, accepting to tea I handed to him 
 
 `` Lucifer... and you want what, exactly?'' 
 
 I'm sure you've heard of the popular song called'Devil went down to Georgia,' correct?'' He said, blowing on his hot Earl Grey to cool it down. I found this tremendously amusing. 
 
 `` Of course, but I assure you I ca n't beat you in a fiddle-off.'' I was starting to get worried about my soul. I heard the Devil was quite the trickster. Lucifer just let out a hearty laugh and grabbed a lemon tart from the table. 
 
 `` Well, I ca n't pull stunts like that anymore. The population is getting far too immense to look for each bad seed to corrupt by myself. That's why I need you. You know this world's resources for find the sinful.'' 
 
 `` Resources...'' I thoughtfully tugged on my teabag string, `` but I'm just a novice website designer. I dont think I'm the most qualified for this task.'' 
 
 The Devil grinned his trademarked evil, vindictive smile. `` Oh, you know exactly what you need to do. You are the only one who can pull this off.'' 
 
 I looked at my computer, sitting alone in its corner. `` I think I know what I have to do.'' 
 
 Lucifer winked at me, and said, `` I know you do, Moot.'' 
 
 He then laughed with the cries of a thousand tortured souls and disappeared in a flash of black flames. 
 
'Damnit,' I thought.'He did n't even finish his tea...' 
 
 
 
 Had to keep it a little short. I typed this out on my phone during lunch break.
