[ WP ] The entire world loses all its WiFi , except for one place . Your body is the only WiFi hot-spot on the planet .

It just happened one night. I woke up at 7 to get ready for work just like any other day. I checked my emails, no new one since I checked the night before. I hope in the shower, listen to Pandora, and head to the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I head out to my car to head to work when I start to notice something different. 
 
 One of my neighbors was standing outside his car, looking puzzled at a map spread across the hood of his car. I start to drive to work, and see a few cars pulled over with more people looking at maps. I checked my phone to see if I have any emails again, however there still was none. This was extremely odd as I know my colleagues get in a hour before me to straighten out any issues that arose overnight, which they were supposed to send me an update 15 minutes ago. 
 
 I pull into my parking spot and notice a few empty spots near me. I walk into the office, but I see complete chaos. The receptionist is running across offices, the IT team is working on the main computers, mainly the ones directly attached to the internet. I walk up to Red, our head IT, and ask him what is going on? 
 
 Red looks up at me when he answers, `` Internet's been down all morning. We are trying to get it back on.'' He looks back down at the computer and exclaims, `` Hey guys, I have internet over here!'' 
 
 Half the office comes running to Red, almost knocking him over to get access to the internet. I back away, heading over to my office on the other side of the building. `` No! It's already gone!'' I hear from behind me. 
 
 I get to my desk and see that my internet is working fine. I send a few emails from yesterday that I never got to, and let my assistant, Carol, know that if she needs to use the internet, it seems to be working in my office. She walks in with her laptop and is shocked by that fact. `` The internet is down everywhere,'' Carol says, `` I almost did n't get to work on time today because my normal alarm clock is on my computer through the internet. Thank goodness my husband still believes in analog clocks to wake him up, or else I would be in the same boat as everyone that is n't here yet.'' 
 
'' That's really weird,'' I say, scratching my chin. `` I had internet all morning.'' 
 
'' Maybe you're just lucky. You've turned into your own hot spot,'' She joked. 
 
 I continue my work, but ca n't help but look online as to what is going on, but I notice nothing has been updated since yesterday, and by nothing, I mean nothing. No news, no Facebook, not even Reddit has had any action. 
 
'' Carol,'' I ask, `` Can you get the TV from the break room and bring it in here? I want to see what the news says about this internet problem.'' 
 
'' No problem boss!'' She said, getting out of under her laptop and walking out of the office. A few minutes later, she wheels in the TV, but has a couple other people following her in, carrying their own laptops. 
 
'' Hey boss, I have the TV, but a few people in other departments need to access the internet as well. Do you mind if they stay?'' 
 
'' Not at all,'' I said, `` As long as I can hear the news, you can use the internet all you want.'' 
 
 Carol turns the TV on for me, switching it to channel 5. The news is in the middle of the weather, so I check my email again, still nothing. The news transfers back to the main anchors. 
 
'' For those of you just tuning in, there is a global internet outage. Specialists across the globe are currently working on diagnosing the problem, however if anyone has any internet access, please contact the Department of Homeland Security at the number listed below.'' 
 
 I did n't understand why Homeland Security would be involved with this, but I guess they want internet just as much as the next guy. 
 
'' Hey,'' said one of the temps who came into the office, `` We should call that number. Maybe they will figure out why this office has internet and no where else does!'' 
 
'' Hey kid,'' I say, `` Do you want to continue working in this building or do you want the government to come in here, kick us out of our own company, and use our internet access for themselves? Because as soon as we say we have access, they will come here and use the web as if they worked in the building from the start.'' I stare into his eyes and say, `` Get whatever you need on the internet done, and get back to your office.'' 
 
 I write a few more emails, though now I feel it is futile if no one else can read them, so I go down to the cafeteria for lunch. There's a lot more people sitting down here than normal, most waiting in line for the register. The cashier looks very flustered, so I walk up to her to see if she needs any help. 
 
'' Oh no thank you,'' She answers. `` We've been having problems all day with this POS machine. Since it's hooked up to the internet for the costs associated with each item, I have to input all the data manually instead.'' She looks back at her machine and does a double take. `` It's back!'' She exclaims. `` I got ta hurry through these before it goes again. Thanks boss, you seem to be my lucky charm,'' She says with a quick flash of a smile before going back to work. 
 
 I continue through the room, many people looking at their phones, hoping for a sign, or a bar in this case. I walk over to a few of them, when I hear, `` It's back!'' from next to me. I keep going and hear the same person say, `` Oh no, it's gone again....'' I become a little confused by all of this happening, so I walk back near that person again and I hear, `` There it is again! Yes, I can finally do this download!'' 
 
 I decide something fishy is going on, so I move over to a different group of people. I hear collectively sad oh's from the people that I just left, and a few yes's from the people I am near. I have a weird feeling about this. 
 
 I head back up to my office, seeing everyone has left. I look for Carol at her desk and ask her to come into my office. `` Carol,'' I say, `` Something odd is happening. Was there internet in here once I left?'' 
 
'' No,'' She answers. `` As soon as you hit the elevator, all the internet went down again. I guess you really are the internet hub,'' She answered jokingly. 
 
'' Thanks Carol,'' I respond. `` Please cancel all my meetings today. I'm got something important I have to do outside of the office.'' 
 
'' Ok boss!'' She goes back to her desk and starts making phone calls as I go back to the elevator and head towards the main lobby. The receptionist still is frantic, trying to help everyone without the help of the internet. I continue outside to my car. 
 
 I get to my car, open the door, when I am suddenly surrounded by cops, and these cops have guns. Not just the normal hand guns, but I mean AK-47s and Carbon 15s. I lay on the ground when I get my head covered in a sack. All I hear before I get in the car is `` Hey guys, it's back!'' 
 
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 I wake up attached to machines. My arms and legs are strapped down, but I'm alive. I have an IV through my left arm and what looks like a Ethernet cord put through my right. `` What's going on?'' I ask. `` Is anyone there?'' 
 
'' Hello Tina,'' I hear a woman say behind me. `` You are safe. You are in the White House.'' The lady moves in front of me so I can see her face. 
 
'' The White House? Why am I here? And why am I restrained?'' I ask, pulling at my arm straps. 
 
'' Well, to be frank, the government needed your help. You are currently the only access throughout the world to the internet, so, for the greater good of America, you were brought here. We had specialists take a look at you, where they found out if they plug you in,'' gesturing to the cord in my arm, `` We can access your WiFi throughout the entire capitol! The science behind it is truly fascinating.'' 
 
'' But what about me?'' I ask. `` What will happen to me?'' 
 
 She looked at me with knowing eyes. `` Well,'' she said, `` We have created an apartment for you to stay at here. As long as you keep that plug in and stay in this room, you are free to do what you will.'' With that, she walked over to me, removed the IV, walked out of the room, closed the door behind her. I heard a dead bolt being turned, and then my bindings unlocked. I stood up, walked over to the computer in the room, only to find I have no internet access. 

