[ WP ] You are the human personification of the Panzer VIII Maus heavy tank

I sexually Identify as a Panzer VIII Super Heavy Tank. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of punching through the front lines of the russians with my steel armour. People say to me that a person being a tank is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I do n't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install 300mm thick armour and a 128mm main gun. From now on I want you guys to call me `` Maus'' and respect my right to kill needlessly. If you ca n't accept me you're AFV-Phobic and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
