[ WP ] You are a immortal during the zombie apocalypse , During the apocalypse the zombies ignore you and you try to live a normal life during the outbreak .

At least it was n't my fault this time. Well not directly, let me explain. 
 
 I've been around a VERY long time. Long enough that I remember the continents having a different configuration. I watched all of human history happen firsthand. I've seen the four horseman War, Famine, Plague, Death... and waved as they rode past time and again. No not literally, you're allowed to be poetic at my age. On second thought I better be literal since I'm expecting you to believe I'm immortal. Any other mythology would just confuse matters. 
 
 I ca n't remember it all, there is so much. I've made some mistakes, I am still human. Convinced myself I was n't a few times. Even worse: I convinced other people of the same. Not proud of it, but I was a few of the more notable God-kings of legend. What of it? I was a few thousand years younger, and stupid. Never ended well and I ended up realizing I was not all powerful after all. 
 
 Yet my secret was out, and that's when the hunting began. Every few hundred somebody would wise up to my game and try to catch me. Wring the secrets of my longevity out of me. They never believed me when I freely told them I was just born this way. Eventually they'd all forget about me or turn me into another myth. 
 
 There were a few secret societies founded and eventually I must admit: they caught me. I'd had more than a few close calls over the years, goodness knows I've gotten good at escaping. Not that time though. Apparently they figured out I look really weird on infrared cameras. Well my life became a nightmare for a while. One I could have predicted: Interrogations, imprisonment, and finally laboratories. 
 
 What I could n't have predicted was what they'd cook up with my biology. Yessir the zombies. They thought they'd found the secret to my immortality, but they only got part of it. The part that keeps me moving when I should have stopped. I guess that is a critical piece but I have other things like my regeneration. I could tell ya about the hunger when I get killed. Yeah I'm where vampire legends come from too, darnedest thing that metabolism. 
 
 Yet when the body is not actually regenerating the brain just keeps craving as the body ca n't repair itself and begins rotting. Then you go mad as the hormones flatline and you just want to eat anything warm and moving. Well they did n't know that and attached whatever it was to a virus to replicate it into another living being. Not like they told me what it was either. I suspect it was genetic, but the lab was burnt to the ground when it got loose. I never found it on my own but genetics is still a new field for me. 
 
 Of course I survived like I always do, and walked away. Burnt sure, but that healed as usual. Wandered around a bit, culling the dead. Settled down here and cleared it out. Started my crops, rescued others here and there. This community is just one of many I've started over time. I'm pretty good at it, and my citizens appreciate me instead of fearing me for once. 
 
 We all live simple here, and I have a couple folks smart enough trying to help me find a cure. So here we are travelers. You've wandered into my little town and I've told you why I was able to pull you out of that horde at the gates without turning a head. Now tell me; what's your story?
