[ WP ] A 24 year old has a curse placed on them . Every hour , their age regresses by one year .

***Saturday, 12.00am*** 
 
 I come to with a start. It takes me a good few minutes to remember where I am, who I am and my condition. I groggily get up and check out my reflection in the mirror. Yup, my old self again. Well, for this time of the day, anyway. Few people get to see me this way. 
 
 I've only got till dawn to be an adult. Better make the most of it. I shower, get dressed and prepare to hit the clubs. Something's not quite right though. I stare in the mirror for a long time, trying to remember what I did last week. 
 
 A flicker! Suddenly, my hair looks a little thicker. Of course - I had a full head of a year just a year ago. I check the time, and sure enough it's 1am. Chuckling to myself as I head out the door, I make sure to note that this reverse ageing thing is n't all bad. 
 
 ***3.23am*** 
 
 lol i got some mad gsame bro just hookedu p with this prttty hot chick, going bacvk to her place yeeeeh 
 
 ***8.52am*** 
 
 Holy fuck, I'm lying in bed with a naked girl. She's college aged and i can see her boobs. I'm so hard, but my head fucking hurts. I really should leave before she wakes up, but I ca n't stop staring at her boobs. Got ta savor the memory, you know? 
 
 Oh shit, she's stirring. I better get out of here before she sees me. But it's too late, she groans, turns to me and opens her left eye. `` Whoa,'' she half-whispers, then massages her temples with her fingertips. `` God I must have been drunk...'' Suddenly looking queasy, she leaps out of bed, stumbled to the bathroom and vomited violently into the toilet. 
 
 I hop out of bed myself and try to dress as quickly as i can, but I see it's already 9.01am. The girl comes back out of the bathroom, takes another look at me and barely attempts to hide her disgust. I spin around to catch a glimpse of my reflection, and a bunch of angry red pimples glare back. Oh yeah. `` Where did you get your fake ID, kid?'' she asks wearily. I mumble something unintelligible, finally finish dressing then make my way out the door. She makes no protest. 
 
 I look out at the street. Oh shit. I have no idea where i am. This is n't a part of town i'm familiar with. I pull out my phone. Battery dead, of course. I rummage for my wallet. Missing, of course. Fuck. This is fucking bullshit. There's hardly anyone about either. I'm not going back to the girl though. I decide I'll ring the neighbour's door and ask for help. A sallow-faced middle aged man answered. `` Excuse me, sir'', I ask him, my voice cracking. `` I'm lost. Could you help me?'' He scowled at me, exclaimed `` Beat it, punk. You litle shits get drunk, that's your problem'', then shut the door in my face. 
 
 Well that fucking stung. If people are going to be that rude, I'm gon na find my way home myself. 
 
 ***10.36am*** 
 
 I'm going to make it back to my house by myself I do n't need anyone's charity. I can do this. I'm not going to puss out. I know the way home. It's that way, I know it. 
 
 ***12.15pm*** 
 
 I'm tired. I'm hungry. I wish Mom could come and pick me up. I've gone the wrong way, I know it. I'm sure I've been going around in circles for ages. I'm not giving up just yet though. 
 
 ***1.48pm*** 
 
 Yay! I finally got someone to help me! I've got a car ride back to my house! And would you believe it, it's the same man who shut the door in my face earlier! He said his name was Bill. I was walking through a park and he just happened to be sitting on a bench there. I guess I just do n't look as gross at this age! 
 
 ***2.04pm*** 
 
 Huh, this is weird. We do n't seem to be going back to my house. We've got back to Bill's house again. He told me he has to go get something before he'll go back. `` And you must be so hungry, come in and I'll give you a snack''. Well, I certainly am real hungry so I follow him in. 
 
 ***3.10pm*** 
 
 Bill is so nice! He gives me lots and lots of snacks and he must like them too because he keeps licking his lips. He tells me `` I do n't know what it is but you seem to be getting more adorable by the minute''. Haha Bill's so funny. I told him that I have a special power that I look younger as the day goes on and he said that was really awesome and that I should stay for dinner. His food is really good so I will. 
 
 ***4.49pm*** 
 
 Man this is cool Bill has lots of cool toys to play with. He said he likes watching me play with them and I know why because they're really fun. He said he had to start cooking soon and then there'll be a special surprise after dinner. 
 
 ***6.03pm*** 
 
 Bill makes me really good burgers and fries they I say `` these are super yummy'' and he says `` not as yummy as you'' and I laugh thats funny I say to him. Bill then says its time for the special surprise and tells me to close my eyes and I do so. 
 
 ***6.55pm*** 
 
 Bill did things I did n't like it hurt it hurt heaps but I kicked him hard and he screamed and stopped and I ran away and we played hide and seek and it was n't fun and now I'm in this bathroom and I ca n't get out. 
 
 ***7.02pm*** 
 
 I tried going throw the window again I did it this time I got out of the house but it is getting dark and I'm scared and I ran and ran until I fell into a hole and I'm stuck. 
 
 ***8.00pm*** 
 
 I am cold it hurts I ca n't get up 
 
 ***9.00pm*** 
 
 I want my mommy 
 
 ***10.00pm*** 
 
 ow ow 
 
 ***11.00pm*** 
 
 waaaaaaaaah 
 
 ***Sunday, 12.00am*** 
 
 I come to with a start. My body expands into area that is much too small for it. There is a sickening crunch and excruciating pain as my body contorts against the walls of the shallow hole. My mouth presses hard against the dirt and I ca n't breath. Blackness consumes me.
