[ WP ] You buy your wife a fun DNA home testing kit . The post arrives with her results , which you eagerly tear open to find she 's 37 % German , 38 % Cherokee Indian , and 35 % `` Unknown and Unidentifiable . '' Within moments , three black vans pull up outside your house , and there 's a knock at your door .

Unknown and unidentifiable. It was everybody's worst nightmare. For years now there had been rumours about this particular fluke, or whatever people want to call it - I saw it for what it truly was; a way to exterminate everything that was different, not human. My blood ran cold as soon as I saw the results. Nerves bubbling in my stomach, I asked her the only question that truly mattered. 
 
 `` Why did n't you tell me?'' I asked in pain, almost feeling betrayed. `` You know I would've protected you no matter what. I would've kept your secret. I love you. I'm so sorry.'' My voice breaking twice as I tried to get the words out. 
 
 She smiled sadly and said, `` It does n't matter anymore now, Josh. I did n't want to put you at risk.'' 
 
 We heard footsteps crush the gravel near the front door. Soon the bell would ring, and all would be lost. 
 
 `` What do we do?'' I whispered. There had to be a way out of this. 
 
 `` You run. And never return here. Do n't look for me.'' She said in a rushed voice. It was almost hard to catch all the words she was saying. 
 
 But I could n't run. I would n't leave her now that she might need me the most. `` What are our other options? I wo n't leave you. Not now, not ever.'' I hoped, prayed, that she would listen and come up with something. 
 
 `` Distract them. Let me think.'' she said, and then she was gone. One moment she was there, the next she was gone. `` Go!'' she whispered from who knows where. 
 With lead in my shoes, I walked to the door and opened it before they would break it down. Suddenly, I was staring up in the faces of ten men in black suits that almost looked like a kind of armour. Their faces were covered too, sharing a resemblance to gas masks. Still fearing for my wife, the love of my life, I did the only thing I could and tried to stall them. Holding up my hands to show them I was unarmed and harmless, I said the few words I least expected myself to say. 
 
 `` You will never have her.'' They grabbed me by the arms instantaneously and twisted me to the ground. The rest scattered off into the house. 
 
 Shit, I thought to myself. Who would've thought stalling was not in my particular skill set. 
 
 Apparently it was enough time, though. My wife jumped down the second story window, and while I feared for her life, I was hoping she had a good plan. 
 
 She somehow managed to incapacitate the two who were holding me down, and grabbed me. She ran. 
 
 No, we ran. We ran fast. Somehow, she had this power to run at incredible speeds. And she was transferring this to me. At that point I could n't even comprehend the how or why, I just felt overwhelming relief. 
 
 After about one hour, we slowed down. Discussing our options, where and how we would try to stay ahead of the hunters, something changed in her. Something fundamental broke in her. Her whole body shivered for a moment, before returning to normal. We had completely stopped now. I was scared. Compared to how I felt when those men were at the door, this was a thousand times worse. I knew what was coming. I knew how this would end. I had read about it. 
 
 She looked up to me, and smiled. `` I love you,'' she whispered, as she plunged her hand in my chest and pulled out my heart. 
 
 `` I'm so sorry, `` she said, tears streaming down her beautiful face. `` I wish you had never found out. I wish there was another way. I have been programmed to do this.'' 
 
 Those were the last words I heard. The last words I would ever hear. 
 
 Everything went black.
