[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Al, 
 
 You hired me when I needed a job, and for that, I am thankful. I was unemployed for two months, had nothing in savings, and you brought me in. Sure, the only opening was third shift, and sure, the pay was lousy, but lousy is better than nothing. 
 
 Then, 3 months later, another position opened up. A position that I had held with another branch of this company for nearly 18 months. A position I was good at, and that paid double what I made, and gave me better hours, though I would have to work harder during them. What did you do, Al? You hired some inexperienced asshole from outside, rather than promoting from within. You hired the boyfriend of another employee, who you were trying to keep happy. You did n't even have the courage to tell me you were n't considering me, I only found out I was n't in the running after you had already hired that dickbag. What was the excuse you gave me? I had n't been with the company long enough for a promotion? Well, I have spent more time with the other branch, and in that position, than the fucking idiot you hired. In fact, when he needed to learn some of the operations necessary to do his job, you had ME train him! 
 
 A couple of months passed, and another management position opened up. I applied for it again, and this time, I followed up several times. What did you tell me? I was n't experienced enough for that position, despite my 18 months at the other branch, where 1 day a week I did that exact job, I was still unqualified. 
 
 So, here I am, Al, still stuck on third shift, working the hours nobody else wants, for money that just is n't worth it, unable to have a night life because of this position you are determined to keep me in. I only get to share a bed with my wife two nights a week because of your refusal to consider me for other positions. I've heard the whispers you fat son of a bitch, that you keep me here because you do n't want me to outshine the other managers, and because I'm indispensable. Well guess what you fucking twat, I won the lottery. 
 
 Not just a $ 5 scratch-off, or a $ 70 match 3, I won millions you spineless, sniveling piece of shit. I won millions and now I do n't need you. I'm going to spend every night with my wife, and every day as well. We're finally going to be able to start the family that we wanted to start, but was put on hold because of our contrasting hours. We're going to have everything we've ever wanted, a nice house, new cars, and the freedom to travel, while you are stuck with the idiots you've hired, and the angry employees you snubbed in doing so. 
 
 Since you hired me when I was out of luck, I'm giving you the courtesy of two weeks. I never see you anyway, since I'm kept at third shift. If you want to fire me on the spot, go for it. I wo n't fight it. If you want me to train a new hire in those two weeks, I suggest you hire quickly, because your managers do n't know the system like I do, and have never done the job I do here. Take advantage of me one last time, you insufferable prick, because in two weeks, you'll never see me again. 
 
 -Dekkan Rhee
