[ WP ] Donald Trump wins the election , but says some strange things at his speech .

*News report following the election of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States* 
 
 Reporter: `` Donald Trump won a marginal victory receiving 271 of the electoral college votes yesterday and despite calls for recounts in the capital, Washington D.C. where Trump won almost unanimously, there seems to be a Republican stepping into the White house again. 
 
 After the capital threw out its Democratic roots, it did n't seem like things could get any stranger, but they did. What we are going to play you now are clips from Donald Trump's acceptance speech... 
 
... First there was this:'' 
 
 *cuts to Trump standing behind a podium surrounded by supporters* 
 
 `` I knew you would elect me. It was the only real choice you had and now that you have elected me, the real work begins! Time to start deporting those illegals! They're taking up our space in this beautiful and proud nation of ours and I think it's only fit that we give them all the space they can get!'' 
 
 * ( reporter: and then there was this oddity of a comment: ) * 
 
 `` And as for those Chinamen who keep pumping the world's media full of lies about ( air quote ) **global warming** ( air unquote ), I think it's time we warm them up a little bit and show them how hot it can really get!'' 
 
 *cuts back to studio* 
 
 Reporter: `` Who knows what this President-elect is planning to do? It should be exciting to find out!'' 
 
 *3 years later* 
 
 Reporter: `` Today President Trump unveiled plans to colonize the planet Mars by sending all the'damn illegals' on a 8 month journey to the red planet. It is reported that Mexico will appeal to the U.N. over this mistreatment of its citizens with Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto claiming that Trump is a'modern day Nazi' 
 
 This comes almost a year to the day that Trump sent 10,000,000 space heaters to The People's Republic of China in what he said was a'way to show those guys over there in communist land that if they keep telling lies then America is going to turn up the heat!' 
 
... in other news there have been new calls from the Democrat party for the impeachment of Donald Trump after he used government funds to put The Trump Organization's logo on the moon, they say that it is not only a flagrant violation of office but that it was totally uncalled for to destroy the 1969 moon landing site because it was, in President Trump's words, an'eye sore'...
