[ WP ] Satan gathers up all the lesser demons and announces that they 're going to be adding another sin to the seven deadly sins and whoever comes up with it gets to be in charge of that department .

`` Alright, my children.'' Satan said, rubbing his head sheepishly. The room, mostly composed of 18 year old Succubi or Inccubi addressed him attentively. `` We're adding another sin to the list.'' 
 
 There were a plethora of loud gasps and *ooh's* and *ahh's* before someone's hand shot up immediately. 
 
 `` But, seven is an odd number. Would n't we be better off keeping it odd?'' An inccubus asked, pushing his glasses up on his nose. 
 
 Satan pinched the bridge of his nose, shaking his head slightly. `` What's your name?'' 
 
 The inccubus looked around before giving a nod. `` Jared.'' 
 
 `` Shut the fuck up, Jared.'' 
 
 The Inccubus' form sank before hugging his knees to his chest, ignoring the laughs of the Succubi. 
 
 `` Moving on,'' Satan began, snapping his fingers. A chalkboard appeared out of nowhere on the wall, a crude drawing on it. `` Whoever comes up with this new sin, will be in charge of judging that department!'' 
 
 Satan clapped his hands together, expecting excitement. All he had gotten though, was a bunch of nervous looks. 
 
 `` Well, what's the matter?'' 
 
 A Succubus raised her hand this time. She shifted under Satan's gaze, attempting to avoid being snapped at. 
 
 `` You raised your hand, so I'm assuming you want to talk, right? No rush.'' Satan offered, watching the Succubus give a deep sigh of relief. 
 
 `` Lisa Lisa, at your service,'' She began, wiping the sweat off of her brow. `` What makes a sin, a... well y'know, a sin?'' 
 
 Satan stared at her for a solid five seconds, thinking of all the ways he could backhand the shit out of her for a stupid question. He ultimately thought against it. 
 
 `` A sin's a sin because I say it is.'' 
 
 `` But if that's the case, most sins are n't even inherently evil. You're literally saying making one of these bad things a part of your life will send you to hell. Most people do n't want to come here.'' 
 
 Satan rubbed his temples, already feeling a headache coming on. `` Bitch,'' he said, dragging the word out. `` I am a god.'' 
 
 The succubus sighed, getting consolation from her fellow Succubi. 
 
 `` Satan, sire.'' An Inccubus began, `` By sin do you perhaps mean these?'' He asked, pulling out a poster. 
 
 `` The Seven Deadly Sins.'' Satan read off of it, staring at the picture. It featured a blonde boy, a silver haired girl, a pig, a flying smaller child, a giant, and a grey haired man, a woman with ravenlocks, and... something with purple hair. Accompanying them was a man who appeared to be a butler and his muscled up companion. 
 
 `` These are'*The Seven Deadly Sins*', Meliodas, Ban, Diane, King, Gowther, Merlin, and Escanor.'' 
 
 Satan had definitely colored himself intrigued, but that was going to be for another time. `` No. Although now I'm interested, that's not what I mean.'' 
 
 The inccubus stared dejectedly at the floor, getting consoling fistbumps from his friends and even a lap pillow from a sister succubus. 
 
 `` Alright.'' A succubus said, giving a military salute. `` I've gotten the perfect idea for a sin. Lying.'' 
 
 Satan's eyes lit up, immediately placing his hands on her shoulders. `` Name?'' 
 
 The succubus' face flushed a tinge pink before she shook the color back into it. `` Emilia.'' 
 
 `` Well, Emilia,'' Satan said, shaking in excitement. `` How do you plan on making lying a sin?'' 
 
 Emilia shifted nervously under his expectant glance, worrying for a sudden change in personality or atmosphere. `` Uh... I'm not quite sure. Is n't it common for lying to be bad though?'' 
 
 The light that flickered inside Satan's eyes had died. *Hard*. `` So much potential... gone to waste.'' 
 
 He picked Emilia up off the ground, bringing the pink back to her already red cheeks. Without a pause he spun her around, ignoring the gazes of other jealous succubi or inccubi. Emilia broke out into a happy giggle, which ended quickly when Satan tossed her out of an open window. 
 
 `` For fuck's sake,'' He began, adjusting his cape. `` Can none of you come up with anything?'' 
 
 The succubi and inccubi conversed to themselves before coming up with a collective no. Satan gripped his desk, splintering the wood. He was so close to losing it. 
 
 `` I know, what if we make love a sin?'' Someone asked. 
 
 Before anyone could clasp the voice's mouth it was too late. Satan had already lost it. 
 
 `` Wok ih ij in majjinv, htah I ap zokn inho inwapc. Htkouvt htij, I zeyope a makavon ow mofek anx xejhkuyhion ho kije azoge all. Inwinihe in xijhanye anx yoppanxek ow xeaht, I jpihe couk joulj, anx zc pc jtoulxek, zanijt htee.'' Satan said, a sinister smirk adorning his features. 
 
 `` Oh f-'' Someone began, only to be immediately struck by a dark blast. 
 
 `` Be gone.'' Satan commanded, the rest of the room's occupants returning to the lower levels of Hell, or even Earth if they were stationed there. 
 
 `` Damn,'' Satan said, placing his head on the cool glass of the window. `` Maybe I should make being fucking dumb a sin.''
