[ TT ] You have a gift for talking to inanimate objects . Alongside many perks , it makes you an excellent thief ... but you only steal things that want to be stolen .

Derrick was a big man. Two meters tall and two hundred pounds the former hammer throw champion went about his rounds. His job? Professional thief. Although due to his strong moral compass he only ever took things that the owners wanted stolen. 
 
 Or at least that's what he told himself as, holding his breath, he slung yet another fetid bag of trash into the back of his truck, cursing his boss for not letting him wear the gas mask he worked to hard to earn the money for. 
 He jumped onto the side of his garbage truck as his `` accomplice'' hit the gas propelling the cumbersome truck 20 feet to the next house. 
 
 `` I hate this job,'' Derrick muttered to himself.
