[ WP ] You are a retired assassin . The only thing you want is to die . Keeping you from this is the fulfillment of your last contract : A celebrated performer paid you to kill him if he ever tried to make a `` comeback '' as an old man . After years in retirement , the performer announces a world tour .

“ A cup of tea and a sausage roll, please. ” – the old chap ordered when he noticed the headline of today ’ s newspaper: 
 
 *The main vocalist of Vengaboys is coming back on the scene with a promising world tour. * 
 
 The old chap dropped his hat. This was the best day of his entire life. The retired assassin has been dreaming of this moment for the past six years. Every fucking night. He never truly believed, even for a second, but the hope has been always somewhere there. And there he was looking at the title in complete disbelief. His life was full of pain, murders and suffering, nothing to be proud of and nothing to tell his children. Luckily, the old chap didn ’ t have any children to disgrace. In truth, he had nothing to live for and the only reason to be still alive was the signed contract with his old friend who was the legendary vocalist of Vengaboys. The conditions were simple - if the famous performer ever tried to make a comeback, the old chap was paid to kill him. There was obviously a reason behind this unexpected comeback and it wasn ’ t simply a desire for the stage and the thousand exalted fans who would shout his name. No, it wasn ’ t money or fame, his friend wanted to die, but why? There was only one way to find out. 
 
 The old chap was travelling to the airport, knowing that there was no need of a weapon, and everything was going to be easy and clean. The last perfect execution. Approximately, sixteen hours, forty-four minutes and thirty seconds until the final breath of a legend. Then, immediately followed by the pleasurable death of an old retired assassin. 
 
 – “ Knock, Knock. ” 
 
 – “ Who ’ s there? ” 
 
 – “ Death. ” 
 
 – “ Death who? ” 
 
 – “ The death you ordered twenty years ago, my friend. ” 
 
 – “ Oh, hello, old chap. How are you? ” 
 
 – “ Never been better. But, why Robin, after all these years, why? 
 
 – “ The comeback? My wife died a few weeks ago, old chap, that ’ s why. I didn ’ t know if you were still alive and I had nothing else to do. ” 
 
 – “ The agreement? ” 
 
 – “ Yeah, I know. Let ’ s go. Do you want to hear *Boom, boom* one last time? ” 

