[ WP ] You land at a London Airport only to shortly realise that you are not in London but in a country you have never heard of its existence before .

Helloings, am I Sulyatan Kubravski from Kyrghizstan. 
 My country send me to London to make English culture to Kirghyzstan. 
 Flight is long. First is go to Moscow. Then go to many places not me remember. Than finally we go to London after 3 days of flight. 
 Is Winter like home. But I told there is hot winter in London. 
 Also flag is not london flag. Has leaf in middle. 
 Am thinks I got intos the mythical country of Kanuckistan. Finally can go see the Darcons. 
 Everyone has darcon here. Very riches country. I axe woman how she have darcon. She not understand what is darcon. I very upset. 
 I look at my darcon. I got visa. Is the right visa for the Kanuckistan. 
 People is not afraid from darcon. Is easy why, everyone has one. 
 Is looks like American, not Anglian. People go on right. Which is smart. Because Kyrgyztan go on right. 
 But is not the America. They use Kilometars and Tonnes. Which is smarts. Because Kyrgyztan use Kilometars and Tonnes. 
 In night I go to resturant and order Putin. Very dissapoint when I got food. Want to talk with leader of 2nd best county. 
 Unfourtenatly Are can not finds any prostitute. But I learn today 1 thing of english culture. Your alway say sorry. 

