[ WP ] A GoT episode in the style of `` It 's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ''

TITLE: 2:30 am 
 TITLE: On a Monday 
 TITLE: Kings Landing, Westeros 
 OVER TITLES, WE HEAR: 
 Jaime ( V.O. ) 
 Then I say to her, `` not for all the gold in King's landing?''. 
 King's Guard 1 ( V.O. ) 
 And that did it? 
 Jaime ( V.O. ) 
 Not as well as my backhand. 
 FADE IN: 
 INT. Throne room - NIGHT 
 Jaime, Cersei and two King's guard stand around. 
 Cersei 
 Must we all know where you bury your family jewels and how much family gold you use to do so? 
 Jaime 
 She is just Jealous. As pretty as my sister is she is my sister. 
 Guard 1 
 Is that an issue now? 
 Jaime and Cersei 
 What? 
 Guard 2 
 Oh we have to check by... not here... 
 
 Exit guards. 
 
 
 Cersei 
 That is on you. 
 Jaime 
 So be it, but if that is on me... would it kill you to learn a thing or two from it. 
 Cersei 
 What is that supposed to mean? 
 Jaime 
 I'm just saying, you've been drier than a dothraki's feet since the kids died. 
 Cersei 
... 
 Jaime 
 Do n't take offense, I'm just saying... it's been awhile since we burned through them and we should probably make a few more. 
 Exit Cersei 
 Jaime 
 Is this about what the guards said? I ca n't kill every guard in King's Landing Cersei... 
 
 Cue title card: **'' Jaime kills every guard in king's landing'' ** 
 
 Open on a large room. Tyrion, Greyworm and Dany stand around. 
 Tyrion 
 So to recap... the city is in need of slaves. 
 Dany 
 The city is in want. 
 Tyrion 
 Need or want is subjective, they can want, but if there is enough of them then we need. And if that happens, and you agree the city needs us and we need our heads then... the city is in need of slaves. 
 Greyworm 
 Slavery is a sickness, an addiction. It is evil. 
 Tyrion 
 That may very well be, but times like this call for balls of brass. Or balls in general really. 
 Dany 
 Enough. We ca n't enslave people. 
 Tyrion 
 We do n't have to. Enslaving people is wrong, but 
 Dany 
 But? 
 Tyrion 
 we could buy slaves. Those people are already slaves. Thus we do n't enslave them. 
 Actually if we are nice to them... we could make their existence better. 
 A slow road to freeing them. We just make them a withdrawal slave. 
 Dany 
 Withdrawal slavery? 
 Tyrion 
 To stave off the riots, beheadings and murder rapes that are inevitable otherwise. 
 Greyworm 
 Or we do n't resort to slavery. 
 Tyrion 
 If you are n't attached to your head then we can sort that for you, but I am to mine and so I'd like to think about this a little more. 
 Slavery is bad, but so is being castrated by an angry mob. 
 Dany 
 Just so we are clear... we are buying slaves. 
 Tyrion 
 Buying slaves. 
 Greyworm 
 You're buying slaves? 
 Dany 
 But we are going to free them. 
 Tyrion 
 Not yet. 
 Greyworm 
 but soon. 
 Dany 
 very soon. 
 Tyrion 
 stick with soon... I do n't want to commit to anything too fast. 

