[ WP ] There is a drug for everything , and I mean EVERYTHING .

( Oops, i did n't see the part: The shelves are riddle with bottles, but each one has a purpose. ) 
 
 Yesterday i drank way too much. Oh wait. I mean Yesterday i drank. Who cares now if it ’ s too much? 
 
 I ’ m going in the bathroom. I watch my reflection. I look really bad but it doesn ’ t really matter. 
 
 I ’ m taking thoses Budweiser pills. It came in my 12-pack of budlight beer. 
 
 1 is for my headache, 1 is for my energy and 1 for my breath odor. To take when you get up. 
 
 Yesterday at the party i talked with this interesting intellectual guy. He said he became a doctor in 3 weeks with the help of a special drug named QuickCareer. He watched accelerated videos, audiobooks and received electro stimulation of the brain for an intensive 3 weeks. 
 
 I thought this doctor was pretty ambitious, taking 3 weeks of his life… that ’ s an eternity. 
 
 I ’ m heading in the kitchen for my breakfast. I ’ m taking a bowl of cereals with too much sugar, but who cares? 
 
 I switch on the radio, on my favorite station. 
 
 We hear that the winner of `` le tour de France'', Pierre Lemoine, was using CherryMuscle, a drug that started to show some very strong results since last year. The sponsors are very proud. Lemoine will receive his honors in a few minutes. His trainer say he ’ s a bit confused at the moment so we may delay the moment he will receive the trophy. 
 
 Then i hear about a airplane pilot course. They mention the course which used to take 1 week and 3 days is now offered on 4 days with the drug QuickCareer. 
 
 Wow, i could fly over the ocean next week, that ’ s awesome. 
 
 But seriously 1 week is a bit too much since i have KickBrain. 
 
 Talking about it, i ’ m gon na take them now! 
 
 No more question/problem until tomorrow. Yikes! 

