[ WP ] A pregnant woman 's waters break in the middle of a party of family and friends , and an argument over who should go to the hospital ensues .

Nancy screamed. Much louder this time. 
 
 Tom fumbled with the batteries and finally snapped them in. 
 
 `` Who wants to go first?'' he said. Everyone looked at each other and said nothing, quietly eyeing the ground like students avoiding a teacher's question. 
 
 Nancy screamed, melodically this time, grabbing Tom's pant leg and pulling. 
 
 `` Honey! Honey...'' he chimed. `` This is for your own good... I'll go first. I'll go!'' 
 
 He blew into the straw, the spit flying from the sides of his mouth signaling the results before the number even popped up. 
 
.13, it beeped. 
 
 `` Nope,'' he said as his wife's grip tightened. `` Wayyy too drunk. Uncle Harry?'' 
 
 `` Oh no,'' he swayed. `` I'm telling you. Just skip me.'' 
 
 `` Auntie?'' She was shaking her head before he had even asked. She looked at Nancy's soaked dress, expanded her cheeks with a heave, and rushed to the bathroom. 
 
 `` Ted?'' Ted beeped a.21 and grinned dumbly around the room. 
 
 `` How are you even alive?'' someone said. 
 
 `` Honey,'' said Tom. `` Your turn.'' 
 
 Nancy gritted her teeth, slowly pulled herself up using her husband's collar, and whispered into his face. 
 
 `` Why the hell, would I need to use this if I have n't had a single damn drink?'' 
 
 Tom shrugged and blinked slowly. `` Cause that's how we test hoo'z sober enough to drive.'' 
 
 Nancy stomped the little machine to bits and snatched the keys from her husband's hands. 
 
 `` You and your stupid scotch parties.''
