{ WP } You are continuing on your ( Epic quest ) when you come to a bridge across ( X ) . You must cross ( X ) to continue your journey however a ( thing that can communicate ) is blocking your path . He demands that you answer three questions before he will allow you to pass .

Regardless of all the shit I'd seen since entering the cross-verse, this topped it. Since about three days ago, I did n't think that video games and fictional characters would ever all be related. 
 
 But here I was, in a dimension where literally everything was crossed over. As an example, I stopped next to Optimus Prime earlier, and he was a bit busy talking to the Chuckle Brothers about how great Lara Croft is. I decided it'd be best to just get back in the DeLorean, but I was pretty quickly chased down by Thomas the Tank Engine, who I only vanquished with the help of a UNSC Marine and Billy Mays. 
 
 So yeah, it's *really fuckin' weird*. 
 
 Anyway, apparently I was important enough to have a fictional version of myself, and he looked like an alright bloke. 
 
 He was currently obstructing the bridge across the dungeon, wearing a suit, ballistic vest, black gloves, and quite clearly hanging by his side was an SA80 assault rifle. He looked at me, and I identified that he had burns on his face for some reason or another. I grinned. 
 
 ``'sup.'' 
 
 `` Afternoon,'' he grinned back. `` So, yeah, bridge and shit, three questions.'' 
 
 `` Alright, shoot.'' 
 
 `` He's obnoxious.'' 
 
 `` David Cameron.'' 
 
 `` His nose gets big.'' 
 
 `` David Cameron.'' 
 
 `` You wan na go find some girls?'' 
 
 `` Fuckin' yes.'' 
 
 I scored with that Maya chick from Borderlands that night. 
 
 It was pretty awesome, until it turned out she was being pursued by the PAYDAY gang, and things got a bit shooty.
