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hamilton astral properties 
 
 BEST OFFER - DIGNITY ( 1, -male, chartreuse ) [ $ 99 ] 
 
 motivation ( 1, +female, indigo ) [ $ 5000 ] 
 
 Indignation ( 5, various, bright to dark red ) [ $ 400 ] 
 
 charity ( 1, +, yellow-green ) [ $ 0 ] 
 
 MUST GO, IMPULSIVENESS ( 1, ++MALE ) [ $ 1000 ] 
 
 Slightly used joie-de-vivres, limited time ( 2, +male and female, pale grey ) [ $ 100 ] 
 
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 Slightly used joie-de-vivres, limited time ( 2, +male and female, pale grey ) [ $ 100 ] 
 
 Female joie-de-vivre belonged to my wife. Not compatible with me, as my male index is high. Have attached photo of color. Male version belongs to me. Photo unavailable but probably paler grey. Please pick up before the end of the week. 
 
 * do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers 
 
 { CONDITION: USED } 
 
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 FROM: james.p74574 @ yahio.ca 
 
 SUBJECT: joie de vive 
 
 hello. my names is james. i am interested in both of your joie de vives. is the price for each or for both? is neutral female compatible with -male or -- male? is +male astral extracted? how used? thank you. 
 
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 Hello James. I do n't know about compatibility, so you have to come try it on for yourself. Not extracted. 100 dollars each. Female is 87 years old, male is 88 and counting. You have until Saturday. 
 
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 i would like to come to try it on. is it ok to just buy female? ++male sounds damaged, is it damaged? any other offers? thank you. 
 
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 Wo n't know if it's damaged until after extraction. I can do it now if you like, and have a look. It is n't ++male, just +male. It might be damaged considering my wife died recently. I would rather they stay together. There may be other offers. If you're interested I can cut you a deal on the male one. 
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