[ WP ] Gravity works well for everyone and everything , except for John who just woke up on the ceiling of his apartment .

... fuck. Did my roommate screw with the sign again? I told him not to do that. 
 
 He must've. He's the only one in here at night besides me. And I'm the poor sack of shit that woke up on the *ceiling* of his bedroom. Let's see... wait what. 
 
 Oh come the fuck on. Moving the sign is one thing, moving my furniture after the fact? That man's paying rent this month, not me. This is getting ridiculous. Hmm. 
 
 Gently now, got ta use that TV as a foothold. Could probably use the light as a swing too. And... 
 
 *thunk* 
 
 At least I have good medical insurance. 
 

