[ WP ] Bigfoot and the Yeti are actually good friends . Describe the adventures of when one leaves his home to go visit the other .

Bigfoot stuffed himself into a comically undersized shirt and pants, and lumbered onto the highway, sticking out a thumb. Some poor hiker discovered the dire consequences of skinny dipping. 
 
 A truck driver picked him up, muttering something about hippies. Bigfoot grunted back, running a hand through his hair. They drove for a time, then he tapped him on the shoulder, and got off again. He crawled across America in this way, hitchiking across the continent, seeing the sights. Some college kids introduced him to marijuana, he got inadvertently involved in some protest. Gotten some free beer. 
 
 When he got to the northern edge of California, where the shaggy fur had become a boon, he found a boat to Greenland, and grabbed onto the bottom, letting the boat carry him away. The water washed off the sweat and grime of travel. It would n't do to greet and old friend looking like that. It also kept the beer cool.As he came to shore, he ripped off the clothing as well. 
 
 Bigfoot scratched his chin, peering at each cave. He knocked on one experimentally, to hear squawking. Birds. He tried another cave, to hear also squawling. He grunted in apology to the Wedingo. 
 
 The Yeti came stumbling out of his cave, and on seeing Bigfoot, his eyes lit up. He let out a grunt of enthusiastic greeting. Bigfoot yelled out in response, gesturing to the beer. The two hugged, a mix of white and brown fur. 
 
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