[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

`` Alright boys we're getting wrecked here, tighten up formation lets gets three top mid and two to flank past the work shop. If we do n't capture C, we're fuckin doomed.'' 
 
 Michael was a self professed Call of Duty pro. He had all the prestige levels, all the gun skins and his tactics were bar none. At age 15 he spent many school nights sneaking onto his xbox to pwn any noob who dared cross his path. 
 
 `` Michael your dinners getting cold. Please come and eat.'' His mother called from the kitchen. 
 
 `` Fuck off mom just gim me a sec my clan is getting wrecked.'' Michael screamed from his bed room. 
 
 `` Okay honey just be quick.'' 
 
 His clan was down, they were a few guys short of a full team though. Wally had soccer practice and Gavin was grounded from his xbox for calling his mom a whore. 
 
 Michael was determined to mount a comeback but one player on his team just was n't holding up his end. 
 
 `` Ok who is this XxOsamaSlayer69xX? Bro you are a fucking scrub, how can you go 3-16? Fucking BK randys on this game I swear to fuck.'' 
 
 XxOsamaSlayer69xX's name lit up on the screen as he began to speak... 
 
 `` Uh sorry guys, I'm not uhh that great at this game but ah rest assured we will capture the objective and defeat the terrorists.'' 
 
 No fucking way Michael thought to himself. That ca n't be mother fucking Barack Obama, the gamertag, the voice. It made so much sense. 
 
 `` Dude nice Obama voice changer you fag. Did you pay for that with obama care or what.'' he bellowed into the mic as his clan mates laughed at his squeaky retort. 
 
 `` Well now uh thats no way to talk to people on here. Do you eat out your mother with that tongue?'' 
 
 `` OOOOOOOHHHHH'' a resounding cheer rang out from the rest of the lobby listening to the exchange. 
 
 `` I dunno Barry ask Michelle for me.'' replied Michael 
 
 * XxOsamaSlayer69xX has Disconnected *
