[ WP ] [ CW ] Two different subreddits are at war , but two of the mods on opposing sides have a `` Romeo and Juliet '' relationship . Written in Iambic Pentameter .

*I'm out of scotch so if the timing is slightly off then fuck it...... * 
 
 **It is too great, that which my soul doth bleed** 
 
 To share the tale of two great loves denied 
 
 Two houses, of no cordial friendship 
 
 Hath spurred one fair relationship 
 
 Of mad and treasonous beginnings. 
 
 
 **We watched and learned of their romantic lusts kept dark** 
 
 Never to be without each others posts. 
 
 The crowds of ‘ What the Fuck ’ and ‘ Aww ’ 
 
 Pray none the wiser evermore. 
 
 
 **For at this time our tale turns south to hell** 
 
 For both the lovers share the same surname. 
 
 And on this dark October ’ s day 
 
 We cast out the indecency of 
 
 AutoMod on AutoMod relationships 
 
 
 
 **Let this be known throughout all Reddit ’ s land** 
 
 That Mods may love, but not with brother or sister 
 
 For if you mod and lay down with thine kin, 
 
 A shadowban may come to be your fate. 
 
 

