[ WP ] Retell the origin of a superhero , but reveal the hero at the end of the story .

So there I was, neck deep in bodies, eating cold pizza off this dead chicks still-warm tits, and a face appears to me on the TV. 
 
 `` This is not the way, son. This is not who you are destined to become. You must relinquish mindless violence and ascend to your true identity.'' 
 
 I was, to say the least, taken aback. Here I am in the middle of my Thursday night bloodbath and some bozo is hijacking my TV, MY TV, right in the middle of Celebrity Nude Wrestling to try and tell me it's time I turned it all around. 
 
 `` No more hoards of weapons? No more vacillating between gleeful mayhem and grudging heroism?'' 
 
 `` Mr. Wilson, your gifts were given to you for a far nobler purpose --'' 
 
 That's about the time I switched off the TV. Then I popped over to reddit to make a post about it in this thread. I mean what, did you think I would n't always just keep being me? I mean, I'm DEADPOOL. Yeah right. See ya later nerds.
