[ WP ] Humans suddenly react to parsley with the same wide range of behaviour that cats exhibit to catnip ...

Chris slowly, but steadily placed the new containers of Parsley in their pre determined place on the shelf. Speed was not as important to him as precision and appearance. `` Ca n't have people claiming I've gone soft in the head. No, sir, I can not'' he muttered to himself softly as he finished stocking the final container. 
 
 No sooner had the words left his lips than a family of three appeared at the head of the aisle and started walking towards him. 
 
 `` Good Morning, folks. Anything I can help you with?'' 
 
 `` No, thank you, we're just looking'' the mother replied, smiling. Her eyes roved the multitude of products until she spotted the Parsley, abruptly staring at it with an intensity that had not been there a moment ago. 
 
 Chris noticed this behavioral shift and swallowed nervously before speaking. `` Okay. If you need anything, please feel free to ask.'' 
 
 As he began to turn away, the lady reached out and swatted a single container of Parsley off the shelf. She looked at the plastic cylinder, now rolling around on the floor, for a second before losing interest and continuing down the aisle. 
 
 `` Ma'am?'' the old man asked tentatively. The young girl he had forgotten was even there took this opportunity to kick the Parsley and run off excitedly after it. Chris stared, bewildered and apprehensive about this chain of events. 
 
 There was a blur of movement! The man had turned and jumped at the shelf! He lashed out with his hand and smacked the entire grouping of Parsley right off! Chris rapidly spun around and fled the area. Behind him, the entire family also scattered as the containers of Parsley noisily clattered on the floor. 
 
 They had all long since settled in disarray upon the ground before a single face peeked around the corner. 
 
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