[ WP ] After driving your first car off the lot , you get t-boned . The insurance money you get is double what your totaled car is worth . You discover that you are very good at getting into accidents while making it look like it 's completely the other person 's fault . You make this your full time job .

The first time I was just scared and could n't think of what best to do. So I got out and yelled at him. A small, shy man quickly accepted the blame, gaave me his insurance and quickly left. It's a good thing too, i had hit him. Now it's my full time job. I do n't really think of it as fraud, I'm not doing aanything wrong other than blaming the other person. It's human nature. Anyways, I continued to do this about once a month. I actually used it to trade up from that first piece of crap 1990 Accord to this baby, my brand new McLaren 675LT. After that first accident I bought a 2003 BMW 3 Series. I was driving that one home maybe a little faster than I should have when I ran a red light and got hit by aanother car. I promise this one was an accident as well. I got out of the car and yelled at the man and he too accepted responsibility and left before any law enforcement could show up. at that point I began to scheme. Now with the $ 14,000 from insurance I bought a Kia Optima, actually a rather nice car, and with the leftover $ 500 I went out and bought a nice suit, bluetooth earpiece and briefcase to make myself look important. Luckily I looked old for my age or this maybe would n't have worked so well. Now I sat and waited in the parking lot for the perfect car. I had spotted it, A nice crossover with ski racks on top. I maade my move and pulled in front of it then slammed on the brakes and he rearended me. I got out of the car acting angry and dazed. Thats when I noticed him. A big dude, more tatoos than bare skin, a bandana on his head and a Smith & Wesson shirt. I really screwed this one up. He began to yell until he looked at me and went silent. Then he sheepishly asked, `` Wait, are you a lawyer?'' Nerviously I told him I was, to which he began to profusely apologize, we traded insurance and we were on our way. Finally I had made it to the car of my dreams, a Lamborghini Gallardo. priced at nearly a million dollars I knew I could make my way to a house all while keeping the car the whole time. I began to get in more accidents, my goal of a million dollar mansion getting closer. It was finally time for my last crash. I was only $ 120,000 short of my mansion. One more crash and I would have enough for the house, the car and even enough left over to put in a pool. I spotted my target, a relatively new minivan with a youth soccer sticker on the back. The perfect victim. I pulled in front of her and slammed on the brakes as I did many times before but she managed to swerve around me and she even began to speed up. No problem, I'm in a Lambo, she ca n't out run me in that piece of crap. I tried to swerve in front of her but she reacted fast enough to get out of the way and began to speed up even more. At this point we both knew what was happening and it was the most ridiculous street race ever, a Lamborghini versus a soccer mom's minivan and the minivan was winning... as she pulled ahead she turned in to a parking lot and dropped a few kids off. One of them was even carrying an undisturbed tray of orange slices. In anger I simply rammed the parked van not thinking how I would get out of this one. It went to court and while I avoided any criminal charges, I was forced to pay to replace the car and also pay out for `` emotional trauma'' that the mom claimed the kids were suffering from. As we walked out of the courtroom she brusshed past me to say, `` Never get in the way of Susan when she's trying to get the kids to soccer practice on time.'' I was baffled. With what money was left, I settled for a McLaren and a 4 bedroom 3 bath house with a pool. I still want that Lamborghini back some day. I'll probably start crashing again, just not in to minivans... Whatever happens, just know this 16 year-old does n't mess around. 
 
 
 Edit: Sorry for the formatting, will fix when I get home.
