[ WP ] A character gets control over his stats like in a videogame and pours all of it into luck

*Omg, my strength is actually one?! how can that be right? I totally did a pull up once! what is even the standard then? maybe one is average? Seriously, what the fuck. does that mean I should not feel bad that my charisma is a three? I bet Brad's strength is at least a five on whatever bullshit scale this is. Fucking Brad. Why does nothing ever come with a manual. * 
 
 I notice that my luck is my highest stat, a six. *That explains a lot actually. * 
 
 I am sixteen years old. It's my birthday, and I have a stat point to spend. Having gotten over the shock of it all I am now just debating what to do with the point. *It almost does n't matter, one little point. * 
 
 I am about to put it in strength *easiest workout ever* when my phone rings. I awkwardly step off my bed to reach for the phone and immediately slip. Yesterday I would have blamed this on wood floors and socks, but today I know it's because my agility is a two. I am about to fall flat on my face when I realize there is a pile of laundry there to break my fall. There is something else I realize in that moment. No amount of working out or reading up is going to improve my luck. Only stat points can do that. I put the point in luck. I do n't even pause before draining all my other stats to one, and putting it all in luck. I am going to go buy a lottery ticket or ten. 
 
 Imagine my surprise when, only a few feet from my front door, I am struck by a bus. As it turns out luck is n't everything. Perception is nice... so is intelligence.
