[ WP ] You are teaching a History class in the year 2525 . Today 's lesson is about why North Korea no longer exists .

Good morning class! Today we are going to be learning about 22nd century politics and why the independent state of North Korea no longer exists. 
 
 But professor! I thought- 
 
 Now now, Jaehok, I know what you're going to say, and I'm going to get to it soon enough. 
 
 You see class, in the late 20th century the global economy became increasingly more interdependant. The United Hegemony, then the United States was the prime example of this globalization, exerting its influence and military power to coerce lesser nations into the capitalistic hell it had unleashed upon its own citizens, leaving millions in hunger and poverty while the top 1 % enjoyed inconceivable luxuries. 
 
 North Korea was the sole exception to this with their adherence to the Juche philosophy, one of self-sustainment and independence. The harsh international sanctions placed on the `` rogue'' state had become the catalyst for its survival through the economic meltdown of the early 22nd century. With such a thoroughly networked integration of economies, when the US dollar crashed, the whole world crashed with it, except North Korea. 
 
 Rising from the ashes like a phoenix, our Most Honored Leader Kim Jong Ro descended from the heavens to guide his people through the turmoil. He began with the reunification of the Korean Peninsula, bringing together the Korean people in harmony with minimal war. Only 700 million people died in the conflict for reunification. 
 
 Afterwards, the rest of the world was relatively easy to conquer, beginning with the West, which was absolutely powerless to deal with the suffering and famine that the North Korean people had been suffering since the 1970s. Most people could not fathom a life without internet or luxury food or fast cars or hourly wages. The Westerners were like babies, unable to fend for themselves, unwilling to eat insects or hunt for their food, many simply commited suicide. 75 % of the population outside of North Korea starved to death because they thought agricultural work beneath them. Latin American and African states, sick of living under the yoke of the White Man eagerly joined the Korean hegemony in 2121. With their combined manpower and Korea's technology, Absolute Supreme Leader the Second Coming of Christ Kim Jong Han reclaimed the whole world. And that students is how North Korea became the United Nations of Kim.
