[ WP ] Every major international dispute is solved with a game of Football ( US ) .

It had been the Americans idea of course... many countries had instantly agreed to the notion, figuring it would give their country a chance to hang with the contemporary super-forces... 
 
 None of us had read the fine print.... They had tricked us into signing a document agreeing to settle disputes with THEIR football... you know, the kind where you run around SOCKING each other and your FOOT rarely touches the BALL? 
 
 Anyway, with their trickery the Americans went from the dominant super-force to the only super force. Their legions were unstoppable, from the 49'ers to the Bronco's, our meager assembly's stood no chance against the roided monstrosities. 
 
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