[ WP ] An elf , a dwarf , and a wizard are filling out the character sheets for their next game of Dayjobs and Drudgery , a role-playing game set in the world of humans .

* Character name: George McGee 
 
 * Race: Lower Middle Class 
 
 * Class: White Collar - Marketing Assistant 
 
 * Alignment: Neutral- Passive Aggressive 
 
 * Gender: Male 
 
 * Strength: 1.5 
 
 * Dexterity: 4.25 
 
 * Constitution: 2 
 
 * Intelligence: 6 
 
 * Wisdom: 3 
 
 * Charisma: 4 
 
 * Self-Esteem: 2 
 
 * Initiative: Non-Existent 
 
 * Languages: English, IT, Klingon 
 
 * Speed: 30 ft 
 
 * Vision: Four Eyes ( Glasses ) 
 
 * Armour Class: Tie 
 
 * Hit Points: 4 
 
 * Special Attacks: 
 - A Song of Zeroes and Ones: You mercilessly hack your competitors systems. Lower their armor class by 2 and raise your intelligence by 1 until the end of your next turn. 
 - Wimp out at the last second: After days of preparing yourself for a confrontation or asking the cute receptionist to a date you bolt away automatically retreating and going down to 1 health. 
 - Fantasize: You harmlessly imagine woe to fall upon your enemies sometimes muttering obscenities under your breath. Esteem goes up by 1 until sundown. 
 
 * Racial Traits: 
 - Standard Living Wage: Upon each pay day gain ten percent extra gold from all sources. 
 - Resentment: Although fairly well off compared to other races around the world you still hold resentment towards authority and the very wealthy. 
 - Plus 3 skill to lawn mowing. 
 
 * Class Features: 
 - Soft Hands: -Minus one to any labor. 
 - plus one to very delicate tasks. 
 -minus 3 strength. 
 - Dead End Job: -Although working towards promotion deep down you realize there is no advancement to your career. 
 -Minus 5 initiative. 
 -minus 2 self-esteem 
 -lose ability to carry conversation when asked `` So what do you do?'' Charisma drops to 0. 
 
 * Feats: 
 -Lost in the crowd: You can easily hide among others and are rarely noticed. Plus 2 stealth. 
 -Night-time Alcoholic: Upon reflecting on life you feel the need to drink alcoholic beverages. 
 -Inconvenient Disease: Choose one disease that has minor affects your character but still brings down one stat by 4. 
 -Dark Secret: Your character has one secret he has told no one that he is too ashamed of to ever speak of. 

