[ WP ] - Reddit HQ has a dark secret .

The gigantic cauldron bubbled and hissed and the three naked slaves stirring cried out as the boiling liquid splashed on their bare skin. 
 
 /u/krispykrackers cackled in delight and threw in another handful of postcards into the cauldron from deceived Redditors. `` Release the gold'' she screamed and from far above a crank turned and molten gold started its path down the sacrificial funnels. 
 
 /u/alienth and /u/kirbyrules gibbered and screamed in excitement as it slowly dripped down, towards the Eldritch runes carved in blood on the floor. 
 
 From far above the chanting of /u/taxidermyunicornhead and /u/doubleusquared filled the air with a strange buzzing and whispering. At last the gold reached the floor and began to spread slowly across the pattern. 
 
 From the shadows, at last /u/chooter emerged. Naked, blue and glowing slightly. Raising a sword a quick slash removed the heads of the three slaves, which /u/powerlanguage threw into the cauldron. 
 
 /u/krispykrackers threw the last of the letters into the cauldron and stood back. As the gold and bloody runes mingled completely a burst of power exploded from the floor. The chanting grew and grew, not all staff joining in. 
 
 *Sacrifice your blood for gold* 
 *Selling us your immortal soul* 
 *A month of features comes for free* 
 *And we own you for eternity* 
 
 

