[ WP ] Opening of Romance Novel ( approx 10 lines )

Far far away, in a little abandoned town sitting in the midst of beautiful scenic nowhere, there sits a princess. Like the other two-thousand and something maidens before her, her parents had given her up to some dastardly witch to spend the rest of her life in solitude. Unfortunately for said captor, this princess, as it turns out, is like every other annoying youth of her era. 
 
 `` When is my handsome knight coming here?! I want to get my first kiss now!'' 
 
 ``... Please, just... just shut up. I'm here he'll get here any day now. `` 
 
 `` This is totally unfair! By the eight gods, I'll have my daddy put a stake through your damn heart for this torture!'' 
 
 `` Just let me sleep already...'' 
 
 Thankfully for the poor haggish witch, their luck is about to change for the better... 

