[ WP ] Most dragons do n't have hoards . In fact , the only dragon who does -- the most famous one -- is a hoarder . Stage an intervention for this hoarder dragon .

Berethor the mighty dragon walked into his cave to find all of his friends seated in a circle. `` I know why you're here! I do n't have a problem, this is perfectly natural for a dragon to have a hoard of gold!'' He roared. One of his friends, Dorga the Wyrm, looked at him with sadness. `` Berethor, it's not healthy to have thirty-seven dwarf corpses in your house. You have a problem, man.'' The others in the circle agreed, and Longwei pattered over to him to put a webbed hand on his wing. `` We are here to help you. First we need to get rid of all these dwarf and knight corpses man, because that's not healthy.'' 
 `` What do you know, you glorified lizard! You do n't even have wings!'' Berethor furiously cried, letting out a roar. 
 `` Oh no, everyone get out! He's gon na set fire to everythi-'' The dragon was cut off by a furious roar and a great spout of fire erupting from Berethor.
