[ WP ] : God Himself appears at a funeral to give the eulogy .

`` Hello. That's the correct way to start these things. I am not here to talk about me. I am here to talk about Paul. As you can imagine, I watched Paul grow with every bit as much love as his parents. For he was one of my favourites. He was an experiment by me to see how much humanity had grown. 
 
 It was a failed experiment. 
 
 Paul had a kind, loving heart but that was... pretty much it. I created a soul so pure, so full of love and life that I could n't fit much of the other ingredients in. Many have said that Paul was too nice for his own good, always doing what was asked to help a friend. This was true. 
 
 Trust, love, kindness. Paul had these in abundance.'' 
 
 So... This was a bit daunting. Took me this long to figure out how to think again. Right. God's here. Literally God is standing there giving sad looks and talking about a guy who I did n't even really know that well. From talking to people afterwards, no one's quite sure how to describe what they saw. The descriptions ranged from a Dumbledore/Gandalf type character to a beautiful woman and someone else said he was sporting 6 arms. 
 
 `` But instead of rewarding kindness, like I had hoped you would, Paul was abused. Mistreated and misused. Forced to do disgusting jobs because he was n't willing to say no, for fear of upsetting you. *Clean the toilet for me Paul? *'' 
 
 When he spoke in that voice my soul shivered. A few people seemed more affected, with one girl crying. I later found out that she had heard her voice asking the question. She was n't the last person to cry. I'd never felt my soul before but... there it was. Shivering. No one was leaving or speaking but I do n't think there was a grand enough word to describe the emotion of the situation. 
 
 `` *Can you just give me some money Paul? * 
 
 *Come with me. * 
 
 *Take this, do you know how to use it? * 
 
 *You have to help me Paul, shoot him! * 
 
 Do you know what you've done? Do you know why now, of all times, I had to speak out? All of you who sat and watched while this elegant soul was tortured and forced to hate, you condemned me to never meet that soul again. I hope you all understand what that means.''
