[ WP ] A boy who was accidentally killed death has to explain to God how he did it .

I HAVE N'T A CLUE 
 
 > And you say it was the boy? Mort? 
 
 YES 
 
 > And what of Binky? 
 
 ENTIRELY DEAD 
 
 *To be fair, it was a magical horse. The flying is a great trick but they are hardly known for their longevity. * 
 
 > And why have you done this? 
 
 *Binky? Negligence, sir. * 
 
 > No Mort, Death. Why have you killed him? 
 
 SHOULD WE FIND IT WAS ANYTHING SHORT OF DUMB LUCK I WILL EAT MY HOOD 
 
 *The books. He cheated. You think him fair, the impartial arbiter of the end of times. In reality, he's gone a bit... * 
 
 A BIT WHAT 
 
 *Well dark! Human even. He has spared no less than six darling maidens over the course of the last millennium. * 
 
 I HAVE A WEAK SPOT FOR RED HEADS 
 
 > But how, Mort? 
 
 *I paid a man in a hut near the river. * 
 
 > What river? What man? 
 
 *Lord if I knew I'd tell you, but that stupid horse is hardly equipped with way point markers. The only point of interest that bloody horse understood was `` Ramtop''. * 
 
 EVEN I FOUND HIM CONFUSING 
 
 > He was an art piece. Quite a lot of biogenetic efforts. Well over budget, that horse. 
 
 HE ONCE DRANK A GALLON OF CHLOROFORM 
 
 *Is that what it was? For three days, every time he whinnied or sneezed the stable hands would pass out. * 
 
 > He was n't perfect.
