[ WP ] `` I curse you , '' spat the Gypsy linguist . `` From now on , you shall be plagued by unfortunately misplaced commas . ''

The incident with dogs, Max and Tyrone was the fourth time Mr Benson had things go out of hand that day due to accidents caused by misspoken warnings. The first was during PE where one of the children that he taught wanted to play a game in the school woods, whilst do a fun warm up exercise for the seven year-olds he heard someone shout `` what's the time mister, WOLF'' and ran into a tree trying to save the children. Then he ordered food for lunch whilst congratulating a boy and got `` well done, chuck'' instead of chicken in his sandwich. Then he broke up a fight by restraining the wrong child, when the another shouted `` stop hitting, Jake'' instead of `` stop hitting Jake''. Although it was funny when he overheard a student insult his science partner over their group project. ( `` Tesla invented the steam engine. Remember? My parents said he was electrifying, when were working last night'' 
 
 `` That's what your mum said'' 
 
 ``...'' 
 
 `` Wait, er that came out wrong'' ) 
 
 
 Benson could n't wait to finally leave the school, he had booked a skiing holiday and had to go buy some equipment, never mind the expense. He hurried to a sports shop and began to take his mind off of today. 
 
 `` Hi can I help you sir'' asked a bright young shop assistant. 
 
 `` Do you know what this jacket is made of, the label is missing?'' 
 
 `` Duck, Down'' exclaimed the assistant 
 
 `` Oh sorry that was my fault, you see a gypsy cursed me so that...'' 
 Benson tried to say as snowboard fell on him. This was not going to be his week.
