[ WP ] An MMORPG boss is lonely after a new expansion pack is released and no one comes to fight him anymore .

``... and then they just *throw it all over the floor! *'' 
 
 `` My lord, please calm down,'' the satyr pleaded. 
 
 `` I will *not* calm down!'' Illidan Stormrage, lord of the Black Temple, roared. `` They come in here, kill all my minions, and then when they finally reach me they just throw their loot all over the damn floor! They call it useless vendor trash, and *I'm not going to take it anymore*. They think they can just disrespect me in my own halls?! I'll show them some god-damned disrespect!'' 
 
 The satyr gulped fearfully and squeezed his eyes shut, adam's apple vibrating rapidly with the force of his fear. `` But... my lord... no one ever leaves the aggro area, it just is n't done...'' This statement brought silence. He cracked one eye open, hoping that this had finally stemmed the hour long tirade. No such luck. Illidan was already gone. 
 
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 Leroy sat inside a quaint inn in a village called Goldshire. *Been a while since I had a good ale around these parts, * he thought. His reverie was broken by the sounds of screaming and explosions outside. Faintly, he could hear a booming laugh and a longwinded monologue. 
 
 Stepping outside he looked up into a swirling black sky and saw a a demonic figure, with batlike wings and a crazed expression. 
 
 `` I will destroy you all, frail mortal creatures!'' 
 
 This was it. This was what he had been waiting for all his life. 
 
 `` You thought you could just walk into my domain and throw trash everywhere?'' 
 
 A longwinded monologue. His moment to shine. 
 
 `` I'll teach you puny slugs the meaning of res-'' 
 
 `` LEEEEROOOOYYYY JEEEEENNNNKINNNNNNNSSSSS!'' He screamed while running at the dark lord. 
 
 `` What the- hey- I was n't ready-'' 

