[ WP ] You are stranded on a deserted island . As you scout around for survival items , you discover everything you ever lost is on the island .

Laying in my hammock made of jumpers i gaze upon the mountains of lost socks. 
 I've walked from one end of this god forsaken island to the other, seems like I've spent an eternity searching. 
 Found all sorts of things, from shoelaces to cds and everything inbetween. 
 Still nothing that will help me escape. 
 Managed to rig up a tarp i lost when i was 23 to collect water and found a fishing pole i lost when moving house a few years back. 
 I'm really sick of fish but at least i'm not starving. 
 Searching again.... Eureka!!! 
 I've finally found it, i have a pair 
 Now, if only i'd lost some shoes 
 

