[ WP ] Mythological stories are just an attempt by ignorant humans who watched and described from their point of view the advanced humans/aliens with their scientific gadgets , space ships , weapons , etc . Pick your favorite mythological story and/or character ( s ) and turn it into a science fiction story .

`` Dude, Freja's going to kill you,'' Heimdall called over the open air wave. He'd been searching for hours and Loki was nowhere to be found. `` Odin forbid, Loki, you know I do n't have time for this horse shit, she needs that necklace!'' 
 
 Cackling answered him over the intercom, `` I know! She's never gon na get to the Asgard on time!'' Loki's laughter was tattooing itself against Heim's ears. 
 
 Heimdall's ship was equipped with the best perception filters white light could produce, but fuck it if Loki did n't have a way around EVERYFUCKINGTHING. He had skirted the Baltic and was heading toward the open Atlantic when an idea sprung to mind. 
 
 `` Fuckit,'' he called, plunging into the ocean. If there was one thing Loki did n't know how to modulate, it was aquatic frequencies. He brought up the outer shield menu and scrolled through the local fauna, `` No, no, fuck no, what's that? Seal, perfect,'' he said, highlighting the grey little water dog. He slid the ship onto a rock, setting the behavioral circuits to'Lounge'. 
 
 If he was lucky, the excess water would fuck with the Trickster's sensors long enough to..... 
 
 A fly began to zip out across the water, stopping a thousand feet offshore from where Heimdall sat. `` Clever little bitch,'' he sighed. He tended to exclude insects from the ships filters, too many of the little shits to keep track of constantly. He began to monitor the airwaves, waiting for..... 
 
 `` Dumbass,'' Heimdall could hear the smile spread across Loki's lips as he sighed his usual signoff, and no sweeter pleasure could be had than when he hit the fly with a frequency jammer. The ship burst to it's proper size, throwing the inhabitant all ajumble, `` Sonofabitch!'' 
 
 It was Heimdall's turn to smile a deliciously vengeful smile, snapping the energy locks on the engines. `` Give it, jackass. She needs the apple or the atmosphere is going to kill her.'' 
 
 Loki was pouting, still slumped haphazardly against a wall, `` Did I say you could come on board?'' 
 
 `` Cut the shit.'' 
 
 `` You really think I would have let her die?'' A false masque of horror and heartbreak spread across his face. He slid the wroght gold and crystal necklace from an inside pocket and tossed it at the Watchman. 
 
 `` I think you're jackass enough to try,'' Heimdall curled his nose at the little man before him. `` How you became Blood-Kin to Odin only the Fates know.'' He reboarded his ship, making sure to rough up Loki a bit as he released the energy lock. `` One week banishment, no parole.'' 
 
 `` A bit much, do n't you think?'' 
 
 `` *YOU BLEW UP HER SHIP AND STOLE HER TRANSPORTER LOCK! NO, IT IS NOT A BIT MUCH! *'' He shouted over the loudspeaker and across the open channel. Shaking his head in disbelief, he set course for Greenland. 
 
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 Hjork and Bjork sat in their boat, their lines long gone. 
 
 `` Did you just-'' 
 
 `` Yep.'' 
 
 `` And did they just-'' 
 
 `` Yep.'' 
 
 Hjork sighed, `` The Gods are batshit are n't they?'' 
 
 `` Duh.''
