[ WP ] you inexplicably wake up as a dog in the pound . The other dogs tell their stories as if they were criminals or unlucky prisoners . After some stories it 's your turn

`` Man, she was in HEAT, and there I am, right next ******* door. So I got to work on that wooden fence. Next thing I knew, we're doing the doggie dance, and then I have this noose around my neck, pulling me off and out of her ( which hurt ). And then my human punched her human, and I was thrown in with the other bad dogs.'' 
 The story teller, a put bull, looked sad. `` Now they're gon na...'' his voice drops to a whisper...'' FIX me. No more puppies.'' 
 
 I raised my head, and sighed. `` Hey, spooks, your turn ya sweet *****.'' 
 
 From what I knew, we'd all been in the `` paddy wagon'' as the other dogs ( I still have n't figured out why I'm a dog )... called it, and I fell asleep as soon as I was put in my cage. I do n't remember any of that. 
 
 `` I... I....why do you call me'spooks?'' 
 
 `` You ai n't said two words together since ya got here'', a terrier yipped. 
 
 `` Oh. I guess... I guess I'm shy then? I dunno guys. I mean, I woke up here this morning, and that's all I can remember.'' 
 
 `` Ay, she musta knocked her head on sumthin'', said a chihuahua. 
 
 `` I dunno. It does n't hurt. And I can see ok, so...'' 
 
 `` What's seeing got to do with hittin' your head?'' A black lab spoke up, barely raising her head. 
 
 I sighed a deep, soul baring sigh. `` Its... if your brain gets hurt, sometimes your eyes get messed up.'' 
 
 `` Oh. Did your human tell you that? He must be very smart'', the lab commented. 
 
 `` Ummm... I never... at least I do n't think... well I do n't remember if...'' 
 
 `` Poor gal'', the pit bull said. `` My humans gave me up because they were moving. They also said I peed on things too much.''
