[ WP ] You live in a video game . You are not the main character .

Huh. Normally they are here by now. I mean, that's how the level goes. They come around the corner right over there. They walk up to me because, damn, lets be honest, I'm the best character in this game and they talk to me. 
 What's taking them so long? Seriously, its got to be some 13 year old without a clue how to even work a controller. 
 
 Finally. Took you long enough.....that's right. Walk over here. Go for it. Talk to me. 
 
 So? You're an adventurer. `` I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.''
