[ WP ] The Lord of the Dark Realms , Master of Evil , etc . etc . is dead . A messenger has come to earth to inform you that you are his next of kin and heir apparent . Long live the Lord of the Dark Realms , Master of Evil , etc . etc . !

`` Soooooooo........um, are you sure you've got the right?'' I replied. 
 `` Are you Jack Riiers?'' 
 `` Yes.'' 
 `` This is house 2119 of the Earth city Detroit, of the country United States of America?'' 
 ``...... Yah'' 
 `` And are you the only blood relative of the late Beatrice Merigold? `` 
 `` She is indeed my mother'' I answered. 
 `` Congratulations, as the last living relative of Lord of the Dark Realms, His Great Eminence, Lord of the Broken Paths, The Conqueror, Might of the Darkness....'' he took a deep breath,'' Abyss Walker, Bloody Fiend of Hell, Scourge of all that is Holy, The Defiant Angel, Evil Incarnate, has passed on leaving all of which kneeled before him and lived under his gracious rule to you.... Jack Riiers.'' He finally finished with all that. 
 Now that I did n't believe him or anything, okay he sounded like he belonged in a mental asylum, but when someone dressed in all black from the Middle Ages and TELEPORTS into your living room. You tend to pay attention. 
 `` Soooooooo...... um.... now what?'' I finally asked him. He looked at me with a confused look. 
 `` Why you command our forces and continue in your father's mighty footsteps.'' He answered. With that he grabbed my hand and boom. We were no longer in my living room. 
 

