[ WP ] `` It 's surprising that the most important person in the world has so little security . '' Said the assassin to his target . `` I am here , there is no better security . '' Was the casual reply .

`` That sounds awfully cocky for someone who is about to die. ``, said the assassin as he calmly took aim with his pistol. 
 
 `` Go on then, *try me*. This area is my playground anyways. ``, I replied with a smirk on my face. 
 
 The assassin was visibliy annoyed at my arrogant reply. `` Your funeral...'', he muttered as he gently pulled the trigger. 
 
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 My job requires me to travel frequently; and as history has proven, providing security on-the-go for high ranking individuals can be a logistical nightmare, not to mention the potential hazard of death if done wrongly. The system was outdated. It needed an overhaul. 
 
 As such, with the advent of modern technology, certain individuals of importance were now enhanced using the latest methods of bioengineering, resulting in the creation of superhumans. Eliminating the need for such heavy security detail. 
 
 All of this was kept under lock and key, of course. Lest this knowledge fall into the hands of someone with foul intentions... 
 
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 The assassin just stood there, wide eyed as the bullet merely ricocheted off my forehead. I grinned cheekily at him as he fired another volley of shots towards me to no avail, with every bullet failing to end me. 
 
 `` ***What the fuck?! ***'', the assassin said in disbelief. 
 
 `` Hey there, did you *really* expect the most important man in the world to be such an easy target? ``, I said in a menacing yet calm tone whilst I slowly made my way towards the assassin. 
 
 The assassin began to unload his catridge in a frenzy, this time with less focus on accuracy as he was shooting at my torso instead of my head. I could see hints of panic beginning to surface on his eyes. Again, it was another fruitless attempt, with my suit being the only thing damaged by the gunshots. 
 
 `` There goes another one... and it was my favourite too...'', I thought while letting out a sigh. 
 
 He soon ran out of bullets and scrambled for his knife and adopted a defensive position. He was blatantly unnerved now. 
 
 Once I was within arms reach, he lunged at me and stabbed, the tip of his knife connecting with the area on my chest just above the heart. The blade shattered upon impact. 
 
 `` **GAH! **'', the assassin exclaimed as he flinged what was left of the knife to the side. He then clenched his hands into a fist and threw a quick flurry of punches towards me. 
 
 `` Hand to hand combat? Not a very good idea. And I must say, your stance is n't very good at all...'' I said as I effortlessly dodged. I then grabbed both his arms and proceeded to fling him into the sky above. 
 
 He went up about 10 metres high before landing with a loud thud. 
 
 `` Just... just... what *are* you..? ``, the assassin said with a shocked expression across his face. He was coughing up blood at this point; his legs were also visibly broken. 
 
 `` Just a guy who was elected president...'', I replied mockingly. I walked towards a nearby boulder and picked it up. `` Ah, perfect, how heavy do you think this rock is? I reckon about half a tonne!'' 
 
 ``.....mercy... please...'', begged the assassin with a raspy voice. 
 
 I strolled towards the unfortunate assassin with a slight hint of regret on my face. `` Sorry, ca n't have anyone know of my little secret now. Do n't worry, I'll make it quick''. 
 
 `` **FUCK YOU, ** ***ARSEHOLE***'', the assassin bellowed with his remaining might. 
 
 `` T'was just a horrible choice in career paths, buddy...'' I said apathetically as I slammed the boulder onto his skull. 
 
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 `` Cleaning crew? Yeah, another one. Make it quick, it's already past my bedtime.'' 
 
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 `` Oh and also, I need a new suit, old one was messed up. Thanks''
