[ WP ] You just woke up in a video game about the end of the world . And the wise-ass narrator wo n't shut up about it .

`` In a world, torn to peices, ravenged by man and war!'' 
 
 `` Oh my goodness! Do I have to hear this every goddam morn-'' 
 
 `` Freshly awoken from the chaos, there is Kiah, the last guardian of the dying world....'' 
 
 `` I know what I have to-'' 
 
 `` She must gather the shattered peices of the hope crystarium crystals, to ever have a chance of repairing this completely desolate decimated destroyed world that she alone lives in....'' 
 
 `` Okokokokokok! Do you have to do this every morning?'' 
 
 `` Is it morning?'' 
 
 `` Yes.'' 
 
 `` There's your answer. Go out and find the broken shards of your world! Before its toooo late!'' 
 
 `` -huffy sigh- can i-'' 
 
 `` This is, Crystaline Guardian: Broken World. `` 
 `` Are you quite finished?'' 
 
 `` Yes... I think so...'' 
 
 `` Okay then you can press the-'' 
 
 `` Did I mention the whole world is ending as you know it? `` 
 
 `` Oooooooo! YES! You did!'' 
 
 `` The world is crumbling around our young heroine! Will she be able to save it in time?'' 
 
 `` I would if you'd let me move past the tutorial!''
