[ WP ] You have died and have been sentenced to Heck .

The last thing that Kenneth remembered was the group of unruly teenagers he was trying to show to the public restroom. The horseplay quickly turned into aggressive shoving and he found himself tumbling down an open elevator shaft, taking both the wet floor and the out of order sign down with him. As he fell into the dark abyss, he could n't help but think how he was letting everyone down. In his frustration he let a word slip out, a word he never imagined in 6000 years of human history he would say. 
 
 “ Darn it! ” 
 
 He covered his mouth quickly, deeply embarrassed, and a split second later felt a sharp pain, and the darkness grew even darker. Kenneth immediately thought back to his 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Forrester, and how disappointed she would be, but then immediately panicked, since there was no white light. 
 
 “ There's no white light for you, young man, and I *am* very disappointed. ” Mrs. Forrester said. Kenneth opened his eyes to find himself sitting at his old desk from 2nd grade. Mrs. Forrester sat at her desk just a few feet away, eyeing him from over her thick red glasses. The classroom was just as he remembered it, and he could tell it was sometime in November from all of the hand-shaped paper Thanksgiving turkeys hanging above the chalkboard. He spotted his easily, the only Thanksgiving squirrel in the bunch. He could smell the pencil shavings and the dried glue, and the room was cheerful. When he looked out the large windows, he frowned, as the sky was full of dark clouds and it was raining disappointment. 
 
 Mrs. Forrester snapped him out of his reverie, “ Snap out of that reverie at once! They called me down here because of what you've done, and you need to answer for it! ” She stood, her heavy chair creating thunder as it scrapped across the floor, and she walked to the chalkboard and wrote his name on it in large cursive letters. Kenneth smiled at how nice the'K' looked, but he looked down quickly when she turned and glared at him again. “ No smiling, ” she said, “ This is a very serious matter! Do n't you know what's happened? You've died, Kenneth! You've died, and you broke the Second Commandment! ” Kenneth screamed out as he gripped the sides of his desk for support. “ Oh, no! Ma'am, I did n't mean it! What do I do? Is God staring directly at me right now? ” Kenneth shouted at the ceiling. With that there was flash of lightning and a crack of furious thunder outside, and Kenneth screamed again, “ Ahh! I'm going to Hell are n't I? ” 
 
 Mrs. Forrester slammed her hand down on Kenneth's desk, “ Calm down! That was n't for you, dear, it's the Heavenly League Bowling Championship, and it's getting a bit competitive up there. ” She straightened up, towering over him, and with a serious tone said, “ But, God is, of course, watching you, and that is why I'm here. He asked me to be one the to deliver His judgment, and that is why your name is written on the board. You're in Heck, Kenneth. ” 
 
 Kenneth gasped, “ Heck! Ma'am I do n't believe I've ever heard of that before, not that I'm not grateful this is n't Hell. I had my suspicions that it was n't though, since I expected to see a lot more Disney merchandise in the real life Hell. ” Mrs. Forrester took a step back and leaned against her desk, “ Heck is The Lord's detention, Kenneth. Here you will stay until you've made amends for what you've done. ” Kenneth rested his chin in his palms and sullenly asked, “ How long is my detention, ma'am? ” 
 
 Mrs. Forrester checked her watch and then looked up at Kenneth, “ Another 45 minutes. ”
