[ WP ] A middle-aged father 's response to the lyrics of a rebellious rock song

Okay, so this is a response to [ `` Rude,'' by Magic. ] ( http: //www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/magic/rude.html ) The song, in itself is actually one of the rudest, most inconsiderate things I've ever heard. In my opinion, the father had every right to tell the lead singer to fuck the fuck off. 
 
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 Okay, so you're standing in my front yard, pretty much on the verge of tears asking me why I had to be so rude about denying my blessing for your proposal toward my daughter's hand in marriage. Are you... are you fucking kidding me? I mean seriously think about the turn of events that just took place. You asked me for my blessing, and my response was: 
 
 `` You'll never get my blessing'til the day I die. Tough luck my friend, but the answer is'No.''' 
 
 And then you freaked the fuck out and started doing cartwheels in my lawn, telling me that you're human too. THEN, you tell me you're going to marry her anyway? 
 
 Okay, first: yeah, I know you're human. We're all human, that does n't stop you from being a stupid dirt-bag, which you *clearly* are. Now, why do you think I would make that assumption? That's your `` best suit?'' Yeah, well- that pretty much answers that. 
 
 Second: *YOU* asked for my blessing. She's her own person, I do n't give a fuck if you guys get married: she can do what she wants as long as she's over eighteen. It's obviously the stupidest decision she could possibly ever make, but whatever. I'll deal with a dumbass son in law who thinks he's a musician, but the highlights of his `` wonderfully diverse'' set of influences summate in maybe Dave Matthews and Maroon 5 and who could n't make a song verse catchy or interesting if his life depended on it. But, you're the one who came to me and asked for my blessing. You *KNOW* how I feel about you. You know I think you're a moron, but you asked me. What the fuck do you think I'm going to say to a douchebag with a tux shirt and his band standing outside of my front lawn. 
 
 Also, based on this video: my daughter still lives with me, so she's either finishing up college or still in high school. Either way, I would obviously think that this is a pretty fucking dumb time for someone to get married, so why the fuck would I say `` OH SURE, PAL! Take my daughter out of school, fuck up her life and throw a fucking baby inside of her, that sounds GREAT! YOUNG LOVE AMIRITE?!'' 
 
 You should ask *YOURSELF* why you're so fucking rude. Why the hell do you come up to girls' fathers, whom you've clearly been dating for less than a goddamned month and ask them if you can marry their kid, and then FREAK THE FUCK OUT when they say'No' and then tell me you're pretty much going to extract my daughter from my life entirely forever. WOW. That's what crazy people say. 
 
 You're an immature asshole and probably a jealous psychopath. I would n't be surprised if by this time next year, you had already beat the shit out of my daughter for being pissed off at you because you had an affair, and you're on to the next frustrated father, begging to marry their kid on their front lawn. Get the fuck away from me and my family, you piece of pop-hipster trash and learn the art of dying in a hole somewhere far the fuck away from anyone I love or care about. Take your asshole friends with you.
