[ WP ] You were bitten by a zombie during the apocalypse , but instead of living your days as a mindless being , you are now a ghost , invisible to all except your reanimated corpse . You feel compelled to try and protect your body from all the stupid stuff it keeps trying to do .

All things considered, the last thing I expected to be worried about in the apocalypse was embarrassment. I find that ever since I've been dead, it's pretty much all I feel. 
 
 Tough trying to control a body you've since parted ways with. 
 
 I try keep him safe, away from danger. I really do. Like it or not, I'm quite attached to him. But he's a stupid bugger, no doubt about that. 
 
 It's like guiding a child, really; a rotting, cannibalistic child. Managed to abstain from that at least. 100 % vegan zombie, who'd have thunk it? 
 
 But he's getting weaker, and I guess I am too. I'm linked to him, much as I hate to admit it. Things are starting to get hazy. Tougher to keep him away from the living. 
 
 Eventually, I'll need to make that choice. Me, or some other poor bugger in the apocalypse. 
 
 But, we're not quite there yet. 
 
 Not yet.
