[ WP ] You are able to level up skills like an RPG and you max the most useless skill that no one else has trained .

`` The Coin Master strikes again,'' the tv anchor said. `` Last night at eight in the evening, police had gotten word that the vigilante had hit another drug den.'' 
 
 `` Can you believe this guy?'' My dad said from behind the drywall. I was in the laundry room, cleaning up the spoils of my exploits. 
 
 `` That coin guy?'' I added in two more scoops of bleach, blood was a lot harder to get off than I'd like to consider. 
 
 `` Whoever that is is messed up in the head.'' My sister rang out -- she was home for the weekend from college, and she was never too good with dealing with clothes. 
 
 `` Kills a bunch of guys with pennies and mugs them too.'' I'd say that was a worthy return of investment though. 
 
 `` How come I have to do your laundry?'' Not that I minded it, giving me the perfect excuse and all to deal with cleaning blood. 
 
 `` Because you get paid by dad to do it anyway.'' She ruffled my hair. 
 
 `` And I do n't want to see your sister's lady things, I'm already more than traumatized enough from your mother's.'' 
 
 `` Fair enough.'' Five bucks for the whole shebang was n't too bad, having recently come to a new source of income. 
 
 `` Thanks dweeb.'' She left after that and dad moved on to a different channel. 
 
 In my defense, I was at least a slightly more selfish Robin Hood doing the city a favor. 
 

