[ WP ] You form a pact with the monster in your closet to work together in order to get rid of your terrible roommate .

I remember the first time I met Sally 
 
 And I remember meeting Drew and his smell 
 
 Sally was sweet, shy, and surprisingly neat 
 
 Drew was a bat out of hell 
 
. 
 
 Sally was hard to work with some days 
 
 She ’ d complain about just everything 
 
 On others she ’ d be the model of industry 
 
 Instead of fighting we ’ d sing 
 
. 
 
 Drew was a problem right from the first 
 
 But I had to respect he showed promise 
 
 He was cunning, strong, and talented 
 
 And his sax would certainly calm us 
 
. 
 
 But the arrogance was way too much 
 
 And the smell I couldn ’ t stomach 
 
 Drew had to go – I ’ d rather live with 
 
 The singing monster in my closet
