[ WP ] A big brother government has formed a new department that screens all media for anti-propaganda messages . The problem ? The department is full of literature teachers .

`` This one right here,'' said Johnson. `` Page 213.'' 
 
 Chief Williams scanned the text, shaking his head in disbelief. 
 
 `` The Kit Kat jingle? It ca n't be.'' 
 
 `` It's a clear symbol of socialist principles. The phrase'Give me a break,' doubles as the slogan of a disgruntled labor union. See here, how it repeats throughout the jingle? It's almost chant-like. And the theme of sharing, which is reflected in the very design of the candy bar itself, echoes the brand's socialist message. But that's not all. The jingle is a rallying cry, an attempt to incite a proletariat uprising. It urges its listeners to'break' the bonds of feudalism, to tear the capitalist system into'pieces.''' Johnson shook the notebook furiously. `` This is nothing less than treason.'' 
 
 Williams contemplated. `` I guess you're right, Johnson. I'll notify the others. Meanwhile, did you find anything else suspicious?'' 
 
 `` Yes sir,'' Johnson nodded. `` The Meow Mix jingle.'' 

