[ WP ] You live in a dystopian world where for ever child you have , you can kill one person of the same gender .

Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal. Name's Dustin Trump; I'm 2520's answer to parenting. Divorces? Yeah, I've got a few. It's probably because no one was too interested in detecting loopholes. That law; let me tell you about that law. It's a great law about population control. For *every* child you have - hold on to your VR headsets folks - you get to kill someone of the same gender. That's the *exact* wording. Look it up. I'm not lying, I'm not. So there's only one limitation, one hold up; it's to kill the same gender. There I was one day about a decade ago, I just got into bed, I'm tired. There he was, my son, yelling and jumping up and down. So what do I do? I'll tell you what I did; snapped the little shit's neck. Boom. 8 hours of sleep just like that. You do n't have to be a genius - I **am** one, but you do n't have to **be** one - to see that your kid is *someone* of the same gender as your kid. It's simple folks. I know it, you know it, everyone knows it. 
 
 So an idea comes to me because I'm just so good at this, I come up with ideas all the time. What if I was a kid whose parent had n't used their free kill yet? I'd behave. Would n't you behave? I think everyone would behave. But here's the kicker. I wrote a book about it. Why not? I wanted to help people get their lives together. So for the low, low price of $ 159.95 You can order my new book, `` The Art of the Kill'' and you too can threaten your kid to success! My book is such a great book. Let me tell you. It covers everything from teaching your child to fear death, convincing your spouse to want your kid dead, the legalities of passing your free kill to your successful offspring, and much more. But E-chat-text-mail-time us now, and I'll send you a signed copy! ( limit 10 copies )
