[ WP ] A conversation plays out like a chess match

They have crossed the Blue Star Sea in hopes to press on to the promise land. The war was a wretched one and few survived. The religious leader of the land sets out to make peace with the enemy. The King and Queen believe only death should come of their enemies. As the Knights come off the ship they see that the pawn's are quickly back on their feet ready to protect the King. 
 
 `` Bishop, before you go, will you pray for me?'' the King asks. 
 
 `` King, be one with God and you shall not need my praying,'' the Bishop replies. 
 
 `` Knights! See four of your finest squires return the Bishops safely.'' the King demanded. 
 
 `` Pawn sea sicks from the voyage across the great ocean your grace but I will see they escort him safely'' the Knight slurred. 
 
 `` Queen, Geez, Heaven will have no room for you with the slayings you have committed.'' the Bishop said as the Queen come into the room covered in blood. 
 
 `` Bishop, de fort awaits your arrival, you should see you arrive safely and not worry about me.'' the Queen said with a sadistic smirk. 
 
 `` Rook, each ate the remaining rations. Do we have anymore?'' the Knight asked as his stomach rumbled after the long voyage. 
 
 `` Hm, I'll Check Mate.'' 
 
 
 
 
 Edit: tried to be clever. 
 Bishop B4 
 King B1 
 Pawn C6 
 Queen G7 
 Bishop D4 
 Rook E8 
 Checkmate.
