[ WP ] Oh , the weather outside is frightful ...

Oh, the weather outside is frightful. 
 filled with malice most wrathful. 
 But someone must go brave the storm. 
 Free us from this thriller and murdereous killer 
 that's making a graveyard of our dorm. 
 
 The storm surge is here 
 bringing fury and fear, 
 The killer is uncomfortably close 
 I've seen his knife flash and after each slash 
 a screaming coed gives up the ghost. 
 
 This Christmas is dark. 
 cold, cruel, and stark. 
 But we invited the grinch to stay 
 Come to our dorm and ignore the storm 
 We'll party all night and day. 
 
 But the Grinch has stolen Christmas, 
 our lives and our wish lists 
 with a nine inch silver blade. 
 We cried and we died with mistletoe brides, 
 and what's worse, I never got laid. 
 

