[ WP ] You form a pact with the monster in your closet to work together in order to get rid of your terrible roommate .

Steve never believed in it but I knew it was real. It gave me nightmares threatened anyone close to me but frankly it was still nicer than my roommate Steve. I'd tried everything to get rid of Steve but nothing ever worked if anything it made him more attached to my apartment. One night, after Steve somehow caused a fire making a hot pocket, when it came out to mess with me I just stared at the ceiling. I told it I'd had a long day and did n't wana deal with this shit. Did n't stop it, it still tried but got no reaction. Then it mentioned how sad I was for not being to deal with this asshat. That was the last straw. Then and there I formed a plan, I left town for the weekend to visit family. Rather than ask my girlfriend to help keep Steve under control, I left Steve in charge. I came back 3 days later to find things exactly how I expected. Doors missing, few broken windows, we got a goldfish, and somehow my bed got stolen. That night in my sleeping bag I rolled over to see it in the closet. I gave it a smile and said welcome to my world. We then and there to get rid of this asshat once and for all. First it was small stuff sending it into his room to try and torment him, he tried to burn it. We tried to hide his drugs, so he just stockpiled twice as many buying them with my money. As we grew more desperate we tried things like physically holding his bedroom door shut to try and convince him the house really was haunted, all that did was give me a fear of exorcists. So at long last both it and me approached Steve and asked what it take to get him to leave our place. `` Wait our place you mean this thing lives here too? How long has it been here?'' Steve said. `` It was already here when I moved in.'' I replied wondering where this was going. `` Will shit, our lease says only two occupants so I guess I got ta go. It's been nice living here and I hope we can stay in touch. I'll go pack my things.'' Steve said before calmly walking back to his room. Not long after Steve left so did it. Said it did n't wana deal with humans ever again.
