[ WP ] Aliens have invaded the earth and have effortlessly defeated humanity , only to be fought off by wildlife . They were expecting military resistance ... They were not expecting bears .

Dearest Werz'ux, 
 
 It's only a week on this planet and the humans prove to be poor warriors - they do n't even have lazer cannons! Can you imagine! Anyway, we are stationed in these metal forrests they call'cities' and at this rate we should have complete control of the planet by the third of day of Kwerkzüg. I will see you soon and wish our offspring well for me. 
 
 Your mating partner, Zermrum 
 
 
 
 
 Dearest Werz'ux, 
 
 I wish you to express my affection and apologies. I will be unable to return for the end of Kwerkzüg after all. The humans have​ proven to be easy to enslave and we gained control of their cities but we have run into difficulties. This planet has more aggressive fauna then originally​ assessed by our long range scans and our progress out from these metal forrests has been delayed. My fellow soldiers have been attacked by these creatures the locals call'bears'. They are vicious creatures and we lost a number of good men in the fight. Derplex had his tentacle ripped off by one! We are gathering more soldiers and returning tomorrow to claim the mountains from these creatures. I can only hope that now we are more prepared. 
 
 Affectionately yours, Zermrum 
 
 
 
 
 Dearest Werz'ux, 
 
 Unfortunately our campaign for these'rocky mountains' has proved to be a disaster. We had managed to fend off some of these'bears' but we lost many good men - and then we were attacked by these creatures called'wolves'. We lost to these new creatures and retreated to our base when first commissioner Kluzug was attacked by a tentacle with fangs!! Our captive human called it a'rattlesnake' - we are unsure if he will survive. I can hear his screams as I write this and his blood is oozing from the bite wound. I do n't understand what is happening and can only pray he will survive the night. 
 
 I am scared my mate, I wish I was with you. 
 
 Forever yours, Zermrum 
 
 
 
 
 
 Dearest Werz'ux, 
 
 Kluzug did not survive the attack from the tentacle - apparently even the creatures on this dangerous planet engage in chemical warfare. The human captive called it'venom' and the tentacles inject it into your blood when they bite. We will require full body armour when we return to the wilderness again to protect us from these fanged tentacles. 
 
 I ca n't stand this place anymore and have requested to be transferred out from these godforsaken'rocky mountains' but I still worry. I hope I can be moved to a safer campaign. 
 
 Your mate, Zermrum 
 
 
 
 
 
 Dearest Werz'ux, 
 
 My transfer request was approved! I have been assigned to the campaign in a place called'Australia'. I am hopeful that the fauna there are less dangerous and I can return to you soon. 
 
 I told the human captive and he said that where will be no more bears so I am hopeful that it is much safer than these stupid mountains. 
 
 Much affection, Zermrum 
 
 
 
 
 
 Dear Werz'ux, 
 
 Australia is worse...
