[ EU ] The Region of Kanto has a 24/7 hotline for new Pokémon Trainers who get lost , homesick , or otherwise in over their heads . You 've taken hundreds of calls , but this one tops all of them .

*Ringing*. 
 *Click*. 
 `` Hello? This is the trainer enquiry hotline. Pauline speaking. How can I help?'' 
 `` Hi. Uh. Do you know how to escape a cave?'' 
 `` Can I just take your name a minute?'' 
 `` Blue.'' 
 `` Blue?'' 
 `` Yeah, blue.'' 
 `` Like the colour?'' 
 `` Yeah.'' 
 `` Ok, hi Blue. So you are lost in a cave. What cave are you lost in?'' 
 `` Mount moon.'' 
 `` Ok Blue. Have you set up an escape rope?'' 
 `` Well I have one here. But it does n't have any instructions.'' 
 `` So you have n't already secured it at an exit route?'' 
 `` No. I kind of just thought I could use it. You know... Get it out my bag and escape.'' 
 `` It's not really how ropes work, honey. Have you tried retracing your steps?'' 
 `` Yeah. It's kind of hard. There are a shit ton of zubats. They keep sucking my blood.'' 
 `` Do you have any Pokémon to defend you, Blue?'' 
 `` No. They all got confused and knocked themselves out. Shit. There's another zubat, I think its using supersonic. It's mouth has become enormous.'' 
 `` Ok I'm going to need you to cover your ears, Blue.'' 
 `` What?'' 
 `` Cover your ears.'' 
 `` Grandma is that you?'' 
 `` It's Pauline. From trainer enquiries, remember?'' 
 `` Hold on Grandma, I'm just punching myself in the face.'' 
 `` No, Blue, do n't do that.'' 
 `` Ow. Hold on. Ow. I'm just going to - ow - go and pick some mulberries. Ow. I'll be back in a minute!'' 
 `` Hold on Blue, stay on the-'' 
 *Click*. 
 [ 2 hours later ] 
 *Ringing*. 
 *Click*. 
 `` Hello, trainer enquiries, Pauline speaking.'' 
 `` Hi its Blue again.'' 
 `` Blue! Where have you been? I've been phoning you for over an hour!'' 
 `` I know. I'm still in the cave.'' 
 `` What have you been doing?'' 
 `` Well I kind of came out of a daze while chewing a stone. Then you phoned me. The problem is, my brother Red changed my ringtone to the jigglypuff song as a prank. Every time I started to wake up, you phoned me again.'' 
 `` Oh I see. Can you set your phone to vibrate instead?'' 
 `` I just did.'' 
 `` Thanks for that Blue. Have you tried approaching anybody for help?'' 
 `` There's one guy here, and I tried, but he's kind of weird. He's got long hair and this really nasty contorted back. He's kind of a creep. He's just breathing heavily over these two giant fossils, but he wo n't help me, or let me pass.'' 
 `` No, I'd stay away from him Blue. Well the good news is that we despatched a crew while you were uh, sleeping. They'll find you and help you.'' 
 `` Thanks for that, Pauline.'' 
 `` That's quite alright. In the mean time, keep out of the way of zubats!'' 
 `` What did you say Grandma?'' 
 `` Just sit tight.'' 
 `` Ok... Ow.'' 
 [ The sound of stones being chewed can be heard ] 
 *Click*.
