[ WP ] In a world where you gain the power of the object you were previously killed with . You were killed by a falling coconut

People pay big money to pick how they're killed. Sword, car, gun. Anything powerful. They keep record of how a person is killed, because if you can reincarnate and find who you were previously, you may have an inheritance waiting for you. 
 
 Here is what they do n't tell you. *No one can guarantee when you will be brought back. * It could be three days or three hundred years from your death. And you know what? *Technology changes. * 
 
 It turns out I was a fearsome chief of an extinct island tribe back in the day. I was mortally wounded in battle and requested our shaman to end my life with our most powerful weapon - a sling of coconuts. How was I supposed to know I would n't be back for two thousand years?! How was I supposed to know technology would change so drastically? 
 
 Because of my poor choice, finding a mate, a job, or any sort of social standing, has been nearly impossible. I think I will enslave myself to a hitman, I can not afford to pay with only money, to be killed by the sword in hopes that technology will fall when I reincarnate. 
 
 
 I hope this is n't too odd, I just typed this up on my iPad!
