[ WP ] 6 years later , a top of his class Navy Seal trained in gorilla warfare finally finds the person who talked smack to him on the internet

EXT. WOODED AREA. DAY. 
 
 
 Plants and trees. It's a peaceful, tranquil wood. Not sure where. 
 The peace is destroyed. 
 
 
 
 **MAN ( V.O. ) ** 
 
 **MEDIC! ** 
 
 
 
 A black figure dashes through the wood. Ducking and pushing branches out of his way. 
 
 
 POV SHOT. Dashing through the wood. 
 
 
 REVERSE, the man is being chased. He looks back. We ca n't see what's chasing him. 
 
 
 This is JASON. He's big, like Beefcake big. He's tough and slightly stupid look. Like beefcake stupid. 
 
 
 ANOTHER NAVY SEAL is on the ground screaming in pain, he's being held up by a Medic. It clear that both of his legs have been blown clean off. 
 
 
 Jason rushes to his side. He looks back in the direction he's just run from. 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **Where does it hurt? ** 
 
 
 
 **ANOTHER NAVY SEAL** 
 
 **It's both my legs, It's clear that they've been blown clean off. ** 
 
 
 
 Jason turns to him and stares at him with a Tom Cruisan intensity. 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **Hang in there Buddy. ** 
 
 
 
 Then Jason sees what's been chasing him. 
 
 
 Jumping to his feet. 
 
 
 
 **JASON ( SHOUTING ) ** 
 
 **Get down. ** 
 
 
 
 It's too late. Three bright yellow paintball strike his torso. 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **God dam... ** 
 
 
 
 And then his face. 
 
 
 But he takes it like a Navy Seal and wipes the paint off his face. 
 
 
 A large man, SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVY SEAL SCHOOL. Walks casually into the scene. 
 
 
 
 **SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVY SEAL SCHOOL** 
 
 **Jason. You just left your team alone, ran 300 yards, set off god knows how many land mines and notified the Enemy to the position of our only field medic. Then, like a Thai ladyboy whore took two to the chest and one to the face. ** 
 
 
 
 Jason looks down Like a navy seal being told off by his Sagent major of navy seal school. 
 
 
 
 **SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVY SEAL SCHOOL** 
 
 **And that was the most god darn, double dash it American Thing I've ever seen. ** 
 
 
 
 Jason looks up in surprise. 
 
 
 
 **SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVEY SEAL SCHOOL** 
 
 **Because of you, this man, with his legs all blown off lived for what we can assume was a few breif, but painful, moments more. ** 
 
 
 
 The legless man is pulling himself up into his wheelchair. 
 
 
 
 **SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVY SEAL SCHOOL** 
 
 **And because of that, I'm passing you. ** 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **I did it? I passed Navy Seal school? ** 
 
 
 
 **SARGENT MAJOR OF NAVY SEAL SCHOOL** 
 
 **That's not what we call it, but yes you did. ** 
 
 
 
 Jason throws his weapon to the ground and sprints off. Whooping 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **Whoop! ** 
 
 
 
 Jason is running towards a small military building. A bell is attached to the wall. Jason rings it and hollers as he passes. 
 
 
 We see the Sargent major of Navy seal school wince as Jason runs off. 
 
 
 EXT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS. 
 
 
 We track alongside Jason as he runs through the Navy Seal school grounds. Through the streets outside. On the highway. Pass a mall. Through the night. He stands at the front desk of a small motel. 
 
 
 
 **JASON ( CALMLY AS IF HE'S NOT BEEN RUNNING ) ** 
 
 **Room for one, please. ** 
 
 
 
 He Sleeps silently. He runs down the high street of a town somewhere. He runs past kids who holler and cheer him on. He runs past old women who scream and shout and him. 
 
 
 
 **OLD WOMAN. ** 
 
 **My flowerbed you asshole! ** 
 
 
 
 He ignores it all. 
 
 
 EXT. QUIET SUBURBAN STREET. DAY 
 
 
 After a brief beat, we see the small figure of Jason running up the street. 
 He runs up to one of the houses. 
 
 
 INT. SUBURBAN HOUSE. 
 Inside the house, we see the front door. The door bell ding dongs. 
 A dark figure opens the door ( not dark as in mysterious, we just ca n't tell who it is. You'll see why in a moment ) 
 
 
 Jason is stood there. 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **Who's the Fag now mother... ** 
 
 
 
 Reverse to show old lady has answered the door ( you see, that's why ) 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **Ur.. I'm sorry ma'am, is MadBonerdog69 here? ** 
 
 
 
 The old woman turns away from the door. 
 
 
 
 **OLD LADY ( SCREETCHING ) ** 
 
 **BonerDog. Some beefcake is here to see you. ** 
 
 
 
 Beef cak... ur Jason waits, he's pumped. 
 
 
 MADBONERDOG69, A scrawny looking neckbearded nerd with large glasses and unkempt hair and a t-shirt that reads'I'm a stereotypical nerd' written on it, comes to the door. 
 
 
 Jason's looking pretty pumped. 
 
 
 
 **MADBONERDOG69** 
 
 **Who are you? ** 
 
 
 
 **JASON ( PUMPEDLY ) ** 
 
 **Who's the fag now mother fucker? ** 
 
 
 
 Madbonerdog69 adjusts his nerdy glasses. 
 
 
 
 **MADBONERDOG69** 
 
 **What? Who are you? ** 
 
 
 
 **JASON** 
 
 **Remember, six years ago, subreddit'Army guys'. You said, and I quote..** 
 
 
 
 He pulls a piece of paper from his back pocket and reads from it. 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **'Yeah, like you could be a navy seal. Fag.'** 
 
 
 
 He flicks the paper and looks at the nerd with an intensity slightly below that of Tom Cruise. 
 
 
 
 **MADBONERDOG69** 
 
 **And? ** 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **Well, I did it! ** 
 
 
 
 **MADBONERDOG69** 
 
 **Congratulations. ** 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **Thank you. ** 
 
 
 
 A beat. Madbonerdog69 slowly closes the door. 
 
 
 Jason is stood on the doorstep. Alone. Not sure what to do next. He turns. A breeze picks up. He stares into the distance. 
 
 
 
 **JASON. ** 
 
 **Wait a moment... Did I ring that bell before it was official? ** 
 
 
 
 END.
