[ WP ] Turns out the Bible is real and the rapture has occurred . However for some reason you are left behind , what happens ?

You realize that you must be a computer simulation run by Christians with access to advanced and powerful computing technology in the future. You relax a bit, your worries about mankind's troubles with the 21st century bottleneck seem to be unfounded at least with respect to the reality of the Creators. 
 
 Hopeful about the prospects for humanity's future but sad you will almost certainly never see such a thing yourself, you find a Bible and convert to Christianity because knowing Christians they probably thought simulating Hell would be a pretty fun thing to do too. You figure you may as well worship their god simulation and get a look at what future Christians think heaven is supposed to be like. 
 
 In a fit of snarky whimsy surely brought on by the absurdity of your circumstances, you relocate your cheap living-room couch onto the front patio and make yourself some popcorn and a refreshment. You stare out into the growing chaos engulfing town as the sun sets, and reflect on all the existential questions that come with the sudden realization that you are a computer simulation. 
 
 `` This is just ridiculous,'' you think, watching one simulation assault another and run off with a simulated stolen cart of simulated looted groceries. `` I mean, someone probably spent considerable time coding all this. Why are future humans still wasting all this time obsessing over nursery rhymes and fairy tales from the iron age?'' Your popcorn starts to taste rather cynical, and your drink's snarky tang has left too. You sigh, and head back inside to catch some sleep, your former optimism concerning humanity's bright space-sailing transhumanist future crushed. 
 
 As you lay in bed, the din of riots and fires in the distance, you begin to drift into sleep. Your last thoughts before darkness takes you snark quietly in your mind, `` well, I guess angels and demons and battles between the forces of light and darkness are cool in their own way, too.'' 

