[ WP ] You suddenly find your doors and windows wo n't open . You log in to Reddit and find the most upvoted thread with over a million comments and just two hours old `` Help , my door is stuck , any tips to get it open ? ''

**Late to the party, but here goes. ** 
 
 Jeff winced as the phone rang loudly in his ear. The room was quiet aside from the rapid click of a computer mouse. 
 
 `` Hey Mike, are you seeing this?'' He said into the receiver. 
 
 The person on the other side exhaled loudly. “ Yeah Jeff. Y ’ know at first I thought this was the work of a Reddit troll. But my doors and windows definitely aren ’ t opening… “ 
 
 Jeff whistled. “ So it ’ s true, huh. Good thing I planned to spend the day inside anyhow. They ’ re blaming it on oversized Moths? ” 
 
 “ Yeah it ’ s ridiculous and that the Government didn ’ t know of this in infestation in advance... Trumps a bloody joker ” Mike said. 
 
 “ That ’ s weird… ” 
 
 Jeff ’ s eyebrows shot up. “ Mike…? ” 
 
 “ No it ’ s nothing. My pesticides and chemicals are gone, that ’ s all. ” 
 
 “ You leave them at work? ” Jeff replied. 
 
 “ Nah never do, Molly must have moved em. I wanted to make a concoction someone had posted about. Apparently it ’ s strong enough to kill a swarm of the buggers. ” Mike replied. 
 
 Jeff scrolled down the page. 
 
 “ Blimey! That ’ s a lot of chemicals ” He exclaimed. 
 
 “ Yeah, big problems mean extreme measures though. Gigantic moths, it ’ s like something out of a horror movie. I got my Baretta with me just inca- “ 
 
 The phone thudded. 
 
 “ Mike!?... Mike! ” Jeff shouted. 
 
 A single gunshot echoed through the phone speaker and the sound of a crash followed. The call ended. 
 
 He quickly tried to redial mike. But his fingers couldn ’ t come off from the back of the phone. 
 
 “ Argh. Not again… ” Jeff muttered. 
 
 He pulled off the elastic glove and threw it into a bin next to him. It bounced off a pile of identical gloves. 
 
 Jeff turned and checked the readings of a dozen moth larvae scattered around his room. In an hour they would hatch and join the rest of his army. 
 
 He walked to the room window and looked out. The streets were empty, but the skies were filled with human sized moths. 
 
 “ I hadn ’ t intended for you to go so soon Mike… ” He whispered. 
 
 “ But I ’ ll do what is necessary… ” 

