[ WP ] Everytime someone has a 'blonde moment ' they get a little blonder . Black hair is now a symbol of brilliance , and you 've just invented hair dye .

`` So... you change hair color. Congratulations, you're the richest woman in the world.'' His voice was lax and sardonic, words that described him. His feet were up on his desk with a hand behind his head, while the other held a book. Glasses were midway down his nose as he never looked at her. 
 
 `` You know what this means, do n't you?'' she replied with gritted teeth. `` People could finally take you seriously, Apollo. People would LISTEN.'' Her hair, jet black without a strand of blonde, displayed her brilliance. She was always correct, always on top of things -- except her brother. 
 
 With a sigh, her closed his book. `` Artemis, look,'' he said, letting loose his hair: bright blonde, save for a single lock above his left eye. He was n't stupid in even the slightest manner. His intelligence was equal to his twin's, but his head was in the clouds. `` I'm a writer. I write fantasy of all things, and I talk out loud to focus my ideas.'' He took a fistful of his long hair and shook it. `` All I say are nonsensical, stupid-seeming things. The people who read my work are n't looking for black-haired genius; they're looking for something to take them out of the real world.'' 
 
 `` Just -- ca n't you do this for me?'' Artemis finally pleaded. `` You're so smart, you always have been. I hate when people talk down to you.'' 
 
 `` It does n't bother me,'' he replied, putting his feet on the floor. `` Honestly, I encourage it. Puts those pompous fucks in their place, which pleases me immensely.'' Apollo smiled at her. `` Artemis Sinclair, world renowned biochemist, inventor of hair dye. Just another notch in your belt.'' 
 
 She smiled, despite herself. `` Apollo Sinclair, world renowned fantasy author and blonde. You're infuriating, you know that, right?'' 
 
 `` Yes, and it's behavior you have only encouraged.'' 
 
 
 
 
 First post here, did it on mobile because I'm currently at work. Sorry if it leaves a lot to the imagination, haha.
