[ WP ] You discovered today that you are a clone .

Today started out like every other day. Crawling out of bed late. Had to move my car before getting dressed to avoid getting the 17th parking ticket of the year. I lite up a cigarette on the drive to work, which always feels to early to be smoking but, fuck it. I try to walk the long way around the office to my cube, hoping that nobody on my team will see me come in late. Maybe if they happen to notice me later in the morning, they will assume I have been there longer. Coffee. CTRL-ALT-DEL. Email. Reddit. Cigarette. 7 hours 30 minute to go. 
 
 As I round the corner to walk back into XCorp. I see a woman wearing a skin tight silky white dress. She has legs for days, and a face that would make even the most confident man lose his words. I wonder to myself who the lucky bastard is that gets to snuggle up to her every night. We make eye contact as she walks by, she smiles at me. This is the part where I'm supposed to smile back, and maybe give her a complement, something, anything. I look back as she walks away from me. Fuck it. 
 
 The mornig bleeds into the afternoon, and I can barely keep my eyes open sitting in my cube after lunch. A black terminal opens up on my computer screen. Someone with the username `` 01''. A message follows, `` Hello?''. I knew my company did n't have top teir security on our network, but this is pretty bad. Perhaps it's just someone in the office fucking with me. Another message appears in the terminal. `` 31b86139f, Complete system reboot # 235267 imminent''. The terminal disappears. I guess the desktop guys are doing some software updates. WIN-L. I walk away from my machine. Cigarette. Fuck it. 
 
 I ca n't even recall what happened the rest of the day. 
 
 Today started out like every other day. Crawling out of bed late. At least I dont have to move my car this morning. Shower. Coffee. Phone, wallet, keys, watch, cigarettes. I walk out the door. Just as I'm getting to my car, I see a lady in a white dress walking towards me. She is absolutely gorgeous. We make eye contact. I feel like I have seen her before. I force an uncomfortable smile. I should say something, but I just get in my car, I'm late for work. I lite up a cigarette while I drive, it always feels to early to be smoking. Just as I'm about to get to the office, I get a text on my phone. Its from a phone with number `` 01''. The message reads `` Let's try this one more time 31b86139f, system reboot # 235268''. Must be a wrong number. Here's to showing up late to your first day on the job at XCorp. Cigarette. Fuck it.
