[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

`` In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth.'' 
 -Genesis 1:1 
 
 `` In the end, Earth destroyed the Heavens and God.'' 
 -II Revelations, 23:31 
 
 `` 16:16 Then they gathered the kings together to the place that in Hebrew is called Armageddon. 17 The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying,'It is done!'. 18 Then there came flashes of lightning, rumblings, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like it has ever occurred since mankind has been on earth, so tremendous was the quake. 19 From the sky huge hailstones, each with the force of the mighty atom, fell on people. And they cursed God on account of the plague of brimstone, because he had failed to save them. 20 The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations rejoiced. The nations remembered the New Jerusalem and poured out unto the city a wrath greater than any since the dawn of time upon its splendor, high in the heavens. 21 The sister sun known as Kolob erupted with the fury of man, and the Angels cursed God on account of the plague of fire, because He had failed to save them. 
 
 `` 22 Then the devil, who had deceived them, was cast into the lowest circle. As the serpent betrayed man, the sun of Hell betrayed the serpent, and turned its back on all the lands of the devil. 23 Every city and nation and circle was cast into an eternal darkness, and every being became like ice. 24 And the demons of hell cursed The Archangel on account of the plague of darkness, because he had failed to save them. 
 
 `` 17:1 Then O'Niel went up to The Beast, and the prophet called to him from the mountain and said,'This is what you are to say to the descendants of Washington and what you are to tell the people of Earth: 2 `` You yourselves have seen what I did to Kolob, and how I carried you on eagles ’ wings and brought you to myself. 3 Now if you obey me fully and keep my covenant, then out of all nations you will be my treasured possession. Although the whole earth is mine, 4 you [ will be for me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation.'' These are the words you are to speak to the Earth.' 5 So O'Niel went back and summoned the elders of the people and set before them all the words the Lord had commanded him to speak. 6 The people all responded together,'We will do everything the Prophet has said.' So O'Niel brought their answer back to the Prophet.'' 
 
 -II Reveltaions 16:16-24, 17:1-6 
 
 President Gabriel had slept around seven hours in the past week. He felt lucky; that was two more hours than he usually got. This last war had taken its toll, in its few short months. His hair, jet black and flecked with grey when he entered office was now mostly white. His handsome face now sagged, great dark circles beneath his crystal blue eyes. Everything about him suggested that he had seen seventy summers, though it was closer to fifty. 
 
 But he held no bitterness or regret for the suicidal amount of work he had done this summer. If he keeled over next year from a heart attack, he would n't mind; what he had done, he had done for love. Love of family, nation, species, and planet. And he knew that however much flack those bobbleheaded Democratians would give him, not one of them would have made that call. He would retire as the hero and monster that he was, and live out the rest of his days as nest as he could. Maybe live in Florida. It had n't been hit too hard during the war. 
 
 He sat in his office, behind the monumental oaken desk stacked to the brim with paperwork. All of which was ignored, as he had prioritized the hundreds of electronic documents first. He sighed, and wondered whether or not he should just let some other schmuck with delusions of executive grandeur deal with this mess. 
 
 There was a knock on the door. `` Enter! ``, the withered man called. His favorite assistant, Michelle, walked in, her signature tablet in hand, pen stuck behind her ear, with exactly one hair loose from her otherwise perfectly tight red bun. She held a leather bound black book in her right hand. She strode up to the desk. `` Morning, sir. How are you feeling?'' she asked. 
 
 `` Like Hell,'' was his reply. He chucked at the unintentional pun. `` And I appreciate the concern, but I asked not to be disturbed, except when someone is bringing me coffee,'' he continued. `` Oh, and for the hundredth time, it's Gabe, none of this'Sir' garbage.'' 
 
 `` I'm aware of your instructions, sir, but I really thought you ought to see this.'' She handed him the book. Golden letters on the cover read, `` Holy Bible, New International Standard Edition''. He stared at the cover for a second. He had hoped to never pick one up again, having read through over a hundred different copies a hundred different times. He looked back up at his assistant. `` Please, Michelle, tell me there is n't something we missed. Tell me there is n't another prophecy, or another planet, or another star we need to destroy.'' 
 
 `` Nothing so drastic sir. Just skip the last book.'' 
 
 The President once again sighed, as he leafed through the pages, seeing all the familiar names. *Hebrews, James, Peter, John, Jude, here we are*. He opened to Revelations. 
 
 `` The next one, sir,'' Michelle instructed. 
 
 *Next one? After Revelations? * President Gabriel flipped through, and sure enough, after the last `` Amen'' of Revelations was a new page; Second Revelations. The president flipped through, glancing over this new addition to the otherwise familiar story. He grew pale, then red, then green, before finally turning to his assistant. `` Prophet!? They're calling me a prophet! And what's this bullshit about the'Wrath of man'? All we did was blow up a couple of stars a hundred billion miles away! I, just.. I do n't know what to do about this.'' 
 
 Michelle, professional as ever in spite of his outbursts, merely commented, `` It seems that some could n't give up their faith, despite the short work the boys at Geneva made of their Higher Powers. And this is n't an isolated occurrence; we've got Jews calling you the Messiah, Christians convinced you're the False Prophet or The Son returned, you've been called the Voice of God, Lucifer himself. Those who ca n't understand the physical world replace it with a message that's easier to digest. You've become a spiritual figure, good and evil, while the hard working physicists who did the real work of figuring out how to destroy God's first creations are ignored.'' 
 
 Gabriel merely shook his head. There was too much to do for him to even comprehend the monumental implications of this. `` Put it on the pile, Michelle. I'll get around to it.'' She obeyed, and made to leave, but stopped and turned around. `` Sir, I, uh, never exactly thanked you for saving us all, so... thanks.'' The overworked little politician, hero of humanity, merely said, `` Uh-huh'', already too busy reading a report on the widespread Staph infection outbreaks to hear what she was saying. She left quietly. 
 
 `` There will be no more night. They will not need the light of a lamp or the light of the sun, for the Fonts of Man will give them light. And they will reign for ever and ever. Amen'' 
 -II Revelations, 22:26
