[ WP ] You wake up with no memory to a man in a yellow lab coat informing you that you have been sentenced to a lifetime of invisibility .

**Whoa! Where am I? WHO am I? ** 
 
 You're in my laboratory. And your name is Keith. 
 
 **Well, that settles that, obvious mad scientist. Can I go now? ** 
 
 Yes, but let it be known that you are now invisible for the rest of your life. 
 
 **I am? But why? ** 
 
 It's a long story. Say goodbye to your reflection, Keith! It's gone the way of the dodo, Hitler, and Whitney Houston. 
 
 **They were all flightless birds? ** 
 
 Precisely! And now you're a mere voice in the wind. 
 
 **So... ladies locker room? I can go in because I'm invisible, right? ** 
 
 No, because you do n't identify as female. You're invisible, not above the law. 
 
 **Well what good is being invisible if you ca n't see naked women? ** 
 
 Yeah, God forbid you volunteer to spy on ISIS. Jerk. 
 
 **Why do n't you make yourself invisible and be the guy who spies on them? ** 
 
 Again, long story. Speaking of which, I got ta bail. Also, stealing food while invisible is unethical, too. 
 
 **But how am I supposed to eat? I ca n't work when I'm invisible. ** 
 
 What's your job? 
 
 **Orchestra conductor** 
 
 Oh, like anybody else could n't do that. You just get up there and wave your arms. And now they're gon na need someone else to do that sweet, easy job. Thank you. 
 
 **But come on! WHy do you want my job? You invented invisibility! ** 
 
 And it took a really goddamn long time. I'm 74. I've done the work of a thousand inventors. Let me just wave my arms for the rest of my life. 
 
 **Why do n't you just sell your invisibility technology instead? It's worth way more! ** 
 
 Lost the patent. It was written in -- 
 
 **Do n't say it. ** 
 
 -- invisible ink. 
 
 **Goddammit. ** 
 
 ( freeze frame ) ( applause ) ( executive producer credit )
