[ WP ] you work at a dead end job . One day , you get promoted to manager . You are given an envelope by a man in a suit , and told that your salary will now be $ 3 million a year . Everything you need to know about your new position is in the envelope . You open the envelope ...

The tan envelope shook as Tony's hands twitched from excitement. For ten years he had worked his hardest in game design while watching slobs and all-around dickheads be promoted. But now it was his turn. He *cared* about games. Loved them. He reached his `` office'', if you could call it that, and slowly put the envelope on the table, as if it would shatter, and got his Master Sword letter opener. Pushing work from his desk Tony felt energy coursing through his veins. He had so many ideas. He wanted to make gaming an art form, not time wasting hobby. Gingerly cutting it open he pulled it out. A lone tear rolled down his cheek as he read it. 
 **'' LOL GET REKT! YOU'VE BEEN PRANKED! `` ** 
 
 
 God he hated working at EA.
