[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

Nope. not magical. I know, I know, It's perfect. It looks just like a dragon, tail, wings, fire breath. but its just a fucking birthmark man. Cant even tattoo over it because I could get cancer or something. it being a giant mole. I am really getting sick of it but its on my face. What do I do, wear a mask? that would open up a whole slew of other problems then. `` i hear he has like a dragon tattoo on his face because he yakuza'' or some shit like that. 
 
 anyway, can I get that large fry now?
