[ WP ] You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur . Each generation or so , warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield . Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that 's been collecting dust . You hear it call to you .

Standing in front of a mannequin that cradles the largest rifle I've ever seen a voice chatters in my ear. 
 
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 `` Wow, I did n't think I'd be selected, I must be the luckiest guy alive!'' 
 
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 `` Why did n't you say anything while I was near you earlier?'' I excitedly turn back towards the entrance where I'd seen the shield and spear. 
 
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 `` Yes, I'm coming back.'' 
 
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 `` Oh... Back to the mannequin?'' 
 
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 Struggling to even move the gigantic rifle I rattle it free and it crashes to the floor. `` How am I supposed to wield you if I ca n't even lift you?!'' 
 
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 `` Oh, this is n't my weapon either?'' 
 
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 `` Nice to meet you too, Cortana.'' 
 
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 Went with a slightly different approach of hiding the magical voice from the reader. Hope you enjoy it.
