[ WP ] you have a keyboard which whatever you type , appears in reality .

Unicorn. 
 Holy shit guys, a Unicorn just popped up right next to me! 
 And now there's a flaming turd on the floor. That's cute. Bucket of water! Pooper scooper! 
 I've got a Unicorn growing restless in this tiny office and I'm armed with an empty bucket and a pooper scooper, while a soggy mass of shit is smiling at me stinking us up. 
 It's getting really agitated but I ca n't get to the door. 
 Horse Tranqulizer! 
 Horse-Tranqulizer? 
 Instructions on using a Horse-Tranquilizer 
 Animal control experts 
 Guns 
 Paramedics 
 WIZARDS! 
 Guys if you ever find me, do not use this keyboard. Jesus Christ, this is a disaster. 
 WOAHHHH
