[ WP ] Oxygen is discovered to be a drug . Withdrawal symptoms include : panic , asphyxia , death , euphoria , hallucinations . That it is required to live is false .

I had been saying it all along, oxidation is the process of things aging, decaying and further breaking down as time goes by. It seemed crazy, because I had no way to explain or prove it, but I just knew that our mortality as a people was linked to the atmosphere. 
 
 With newly discovered planets lacking any traces of oxygen, scientists began asking the same questions I had been for years: is oxygen really meant for life? 
 
 The answer is no. Oxygen was n't just unnecessary to maintain life, it was simply a drug that simulated the role other chemicals in the atmosphere play within our bodies. New technology allowed people to stop breathing and start seeing with sober eyes for the first time in history. It fixed everything. All other drugs were irrelevant, they all required oxygen in the system of the person to feel any effects. We gained new clarity, our 5 senses were really just the limitations set by oxygen. Scientists exploring the world of anaerobics have found 15 new senses so far, and the list continues to grow. 
 
 But as the general populace reads these studies, they grow excited for powers beyond their reach, and they resort to barbaric ways of depriving themselves of oxygen. Hangers float in the trees of small towns, little children who held their breath too long lie motionless and blue in the streets. Those who succeded in oxygen deprivation without depriving the body of essential gases found all the side effects that scientists failed to mention. Extreme pain, hallucinations, paranoia, and feelings of imminent death, among other things, gripped entire cities, turning the most kind people against each other. 
 
 Whoever was still alive led riots, more questions were brought up than answers being shown. 
 As people began seeing the world for what it was, in all senses, they rejoiced. Festivals and ceremonies broke out everywhere. Others became overwhelmed with the new input, and went back to breathing unfiltered air. They found just as many difficulties taking it back up than they had weaning themselves off of it. 
 
 People who rejected the beliefs of anaerobics were now the enemy, the addicted scurge of the people. Presidents lobbied for an oxygen-free America, leading many to realize the irony of the drug war back in Reagan's administration. 
 Today, the first baby was born completely oxygen-free. 
 He's beautiful. He can speak fluently in Spanish, French and English at just a week old. 
 But the world does not agree. His body is radically transformed from a regular human, proof of the damage oxygen causes in the womb. He has limbs, eyes and other bodily faculties in places that some find abhorrent. Many call him the devil. 
 In a month, he is expected to become mayor of his town. He has announced his plans to unify the world and rule it as one. Some call him the next Jesus. 
 
 Unfortunately for me, I was one of the scientists that led the anaerobic movement. My trial experiment has finally ended, and I have seen the long term effects. 
 Before it is too late, kill the kid and breathe in as much oxygen as you can. Turn back while it is still possible. Our 21st sense is not something anyone should have to endure, and it is a sense that the child already possesses. Reject him and embrace oxygen before it is too late.
