[ WP ] A boy asks a girl out . It 's high school . It 's awkward . Narrate it from the point of view of a nature documentary .

The male saunters through the corridor, his target in sight. This particular male has been planning his move for weeks, they're a clever gender. At least they think. The female, however, is keen on all of his tricks; she's seen them before. It's prom season, so females remain on high alert for approaches from the eager males. Back to our hopeful friend. Droplets of perspiration roll down his forehead and cheeks - he knows the time has come. His pack mates egg him on, but remain at a safe distance - they sha n't venture into the danger themselves, this is his battle alone. Tremors becoming visible on the young male's limbs - he's committed in his approach. Finally, after what seems like an eternity, he's arrived. Time for the mating dance. But alas, this young male has not yet developed the skill set necessary to successfully court the female counterpart. He'll try his best - what he hopes will be a symphony of attractive linguistic display is instead stammering and directionless noise. He's lost his way. His pack mates look on with tempered hope, but all can see that his approach has sputtered. The male quickly retreats. A learning experience; he'll try again soon. *Planet Earth music*
