[ WP ] One normal day you see a mouse pointer move across your field of vision , right click , and delete an object .

( Using a mobile to write this so apologies on the layout. ) 
 
 
 
 Today started off well enough. I had woken up, had breakfast and left early. Most importantly I had a large thermos filled with the blackest coffee known to man, so black I'd be surprised if any light could escape it's pull. So black that if I showed you a picture you'd swear it was photoshopped. I was also filled with a healthy amount of paranoia, that is to say an unreasonable amount compared to the average man. 
 
 
 
 Which for IT support was the norm. 
 
 
 
 My co-workers were n't idiots. They could do things that I could n't. They had charisma to make sales, management skills to ensure Lara in accountings did n't throttle Mark in Supplies. They were just painfully ignorant of technology and in some cases terrifyingly incompetent when it came to reading comprehension. 
 
 
 `` Oh this message popped up asking if I want this file deleted.'' I would hear. 
 
 
 `` Well do you want the file deleted?'' I would ask. 
 
 
 `` No...'' They would reply, their hand moving the mouse suspiciously slow. 
 
 
 
 `` Then that's what you should click.'' This would inevitably be followed by me restoring said file from the recycle bin. 
 
 
 
 So, an hour passes since work starts and I've been able to catch up on a lot of my reports and decide to refill my coffee. 
 
 
 
 However, as I pass my bosses desk I see him delete something very important... System32. You can imagine what happened next. 
 
 
 
 I wish he never insisted on having admin rights. I also wish that my team and I had n't caved to that demand either. We compromised and it's why we were n't using Windows Vista. I thought it was a good trade at the time 
 
 
 
 Well an IT man's job is never done...
