[ WP ] The narrator has gotten a lot worse at writing dialogue . The characters start noticing that everything they say sounds poorly written .

“ ANGELA, MY LOVE— your hair is like flaxeny gold and eyes like green diamonds! ” 
 
 “ Oh, Antonio my star-crossed love with heart like gold, you— you are very verbose today! ” 
 
 “ And yours grammar, dearest love of mine life is very loquacious. ” 
 
 “ Thanks you, Antonio. For my very happy birthday I received a gratuitous and mellifluous thesaurus. ” 
 
 “ Angela, light of my life, I love your mind and face and body and all of the other things that people feel but don ’ t say like this because it would be ridiculous and contrived. Also please return the thesaurus. ” 
 
 “ Antonio, my comely love, I will make my very beautiful diction more abstentions if you speak less like Romeo drunk on wine texting his ex. ” 
 
 “ The deel is done my squirrel pet darling love. ” 
 
 “ Is it just me, or did ‘ deal ’ just kind of sound wrong when you said it just then? ” 
 
 “ Mayhapsably. ”
