[ WP ] heads of state now resolve issues through single combat

`` This is oddly familiar... `` remarked Mexican president Enrique Peña Nieto after Obama suggested they settle it with a simple one-on-one between each side's best fighter... 
 `` I saw it in a movie once'' - replied Obama - And guess what? Brad Pitt is one of ours, somebody go get him!'' 
 
 `` Umm... so, wait...'' Peña Nieto started, but was interrupted by the sight of a shirtless Brad Pitt holding a baby, looking utterly confused. 
 
 `` Mr Pitt,'' Obama called out. 
 Perfect... Now let me make this clear, uh... America and Mexico will settle this dispute the old fashioned way... YOU are going to fight to the death against Mexico's greatest fighter. No sweat, right? I saw that superman stab you put on that giant dude that time and then that other time when you beat The Hulk and dragged him away in your chariot. 
 `` Sir I do n't....'' 
 
 But his words were silenced by a cry every American man woman and child would learn to fear from that day forth. The Mexican warrior was here... 
 
 
 NACHOOOOOOOOO!! 
 

