[ WP ] It is confirmed that the Devil is very real and lives on earth . He looks different to everyone ( animal , human , otherworldly etc . ) and this is your first time meeting him .

**A Toilet In Dunkirk** 
 
 **Human: ** Well, this is unexpected. 
 
 **Devil: ** What's unexpected? 
 
 **Human: ** Your appearance. I expected you to be a bit more, well....red, and frightening. 
 
 **Devil: ** Oh I'm sorry to disappoint you. My form is hardly a matter of discussion though, I can bring upon you the most insufferable pain and misery. 
 
 **Human: ** It would be rather funny, given the circumstances. 
 
 **Devil: ** What circumstances? What could be funny about experiencing torturous, nerve-jangling pain? 
 
 **Human: ** The fact that it's being administered by what appears to be a piece of shit in a Scottish toilet? 
 
 **Devil: ** Well....my creator cared not for the insignificance of appearance, his priorities were to endow me with 
 unlimited power and malice, which you shall feel if you do n't hold your tongue! 
 
 **Human: ** Excuse me if I do n't tremble, oh poowerful one. 
 
 **Devil: ** That's it! Your insults have reached their end - prepare for THIS, my cocky young friend! 
 
 **God: ** Hold on a minute. 
 
 **Devil: ** What is this intrusion?! 
 
 **God: ** You will not harm one of my children. 
 
 **Devil: ** Arrrgghhh! My old enemy, God: Silver Handle Of Bog. 
 
 **God: ** You've caused your final mischief, Devil. Feel the vengeful wrath of my flush! 
 
 **Human: ** What a disappointment. 
 
 **God: ** Would you be so kind as to pull my right-side downwards to a 90 degree angle? 
 
 **Human: ** Certainly, if it'll vanquish the smell of evil. It seems the gods of old have been resigned to their rightful place: the toilet.
