[ WP ] A child purchases a pair of X-Ray glasses from an ad on the back of his comic book ! The child discovers they do a lot more than see through walls .

Why would x-ray glasses need a dial? It's x-ray or regular ray, right? 
 
 The dial had some words on it. Like microwave. Why would I need microwave glasses? My microwave is in the kitchen. I do n't have to try hard to find it. Or what about radio? That's an old thing my dad used to use. I do n't think I'll ever want one of those. Or what does *infrared* even mean? Or ultra-violet? Like purple vision? 
 
 I guess I'll set it to x-ray, since that's what I wanted. I wanted to see through walls. 
 
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 That was stupid. When I put it on x-ray, I could n't see anything. I tried the other settings. Infrared made me red and the walls blue. If it makes stuff blue, why is it called infra*red*? 
 
 The radio setting did n't let me hear music too. I did n't see much with it except my dad's phone was really bright and there was tons of stuff in the sky. Really weird. 
 
 I think the x-ray thing on this is broken though. I do n't like it. Maybe I'll just throw it out.
