[ WP ] The two characters of the story can hear the narrator . The narrator ( being a hopeless romantic ) is trying to make them fall in love with each other . They are uncomfortable with the idea .

Kyle slowly slides down the couch ever encroaching upon Sarah's space. The room is obscenely decorated with an eclectic combination of phallic references. 
 
 `` What the hell?'' says Sarah. 
 
 `` Wait, you heard that as well?'' Kyle responds. 
 
 The room seems to widen along with their surprise. The moment begins to make less sense than the phenomenon they are exposed to. Who would have imagined two people could be introduced to a moment only for a moment to exist? 
 
 `` Okay, who is talking...?'' As if, Kyle... as if. 
 
 Sarah grabs her jacket and purse and heads for the door, `` This is fucking weird. Kyle, I assume?'' She looks towards the young man who is equally as startled. 
 
 `` What I do n't understand is there is n't anyone here but the two of us.'' With such a statement Kyle becomes more uneasy with the idea that someone is watching. 
 
 Kyle always had an idea of someone watching. Voyeurism is an aphrodisiac for the 20 year old. 
 
 `` Hey, I swear that is n't true... I have no intention of anything or whatever the hell is going on here.'' 
 
 `` Kyle, I'm leaving.'' But she was n't able. The door was locked, the windows were unbreakable, and the cat was caught in the dryer which was running. The horrible meows were thrown in with the ever thumping sound of impending death. 
 
 `` This is some fucking shit, where did that dryer come from?'' Kyle spastically inquired. 
 
 `` I have no idea what is going on but I just want to leave.'' The cat dies, the dryer stops, the lighting fails. 
 
 `` Wait a second, the lights are still on.'' Sarah is always the most observant in a room. As if she feels the need to know everything because she tries to be an omnipotent whiny bitch. 
 
 `` Who the hell is saying this?'' Sarah, you know. The voice in your head is suddenly the voice in Kyle's. Together there is one voice, one reason, one direction. 
 
 Kyle takes his shirt off. 
 
 `` Umm, no Kyle does n't.'' he retorts. 
 
 `` Let's find a way out of here.'' Kyle acts as manly as a four year old girl but he is secretly devastated by his small stature. 
 
 `` This is ridiculous. Sarah, I'm not devastated by anything but whatever the hell is going on.'' 
 
 Sarah thinks. She thinks some more. She takes off her shirt. 
 
 `` What the ever loving fuck... no, I do n't.'' But, Kyle should be shirtless along with Sarah. 
 
 `` This is getting out of hand.'' Kyle thinks the situation is unnerving but it is secretly his desire. 
 
 `` Kyle? Are you kidding me?'' 
 
 The lighting was dark now. 
 
 `` The lights are still on.'' Sarah is determined to promptly correct the situation. She puts her shirt back on. 
 
 `` My shirt was n't off.'' She is n't wearing a bra. Kyle tries to feel his way through the dark to find the now stopped dryer. 
 
 `` Your not wearing a bra?'' Kyle inquires as he is secretly worried about the dead cat. 
 
 `` Wait, there really was a cat?'' Sarah replies. 
 
 `` So the bra question?'' 
 
 `` This is crazy. Of course I'm wearing a bra. Look.'' Sarah lifts up her'supposed to be removed' shirt and exposes her lack of a bra. 
 
 `` I'm wearing a fucking bra. What the fuck. Kyle, stop fucking with that dryer and get us out of here.'' 
 
 Kyle is now masturbating. 
 
 `` I am not. I am doing nothing of the sort.'' 
 
 `` Kyle, do n't listen to this shit. Let's just find a way to leave.'' 
 
 They had already left. Kyle and Sarah were gone before they came. They were like the lightest touch, the faintest scent, the... 
 
 `` I do n't fucking care. Shut the fuck up.'' Said the all-knowing cunt. 
 
 `` How dare you say that!'' Kyle tries to act like he has a set. 
 
 `` There is a door over there that is open.'' Sarah takes charge as if we did n't know she would. 
 
 Kyle is a little man bitch at this point. He is slowly taking off his pants. 
 
 `` Fuck you!'' No Kyle. 
 
 The lights fade, as they should have earlier. End scene 1 Boy Meets Girl Gone Wild. 
 
 `` Wait, what?'' Sarah the lousy excuse for a woman. 
 
 `` I do n't think your lousy.'' Kyle remains silent. 
 
 `` NO HE DOES N'T!'' Kyle likes to yell. 
 
 The moment exists just to end. 
 
 `` This is the last time I meet a Tinder match.'' Touche Sarah... She finally realizes that Kyle is just a guy that likes cats. 
 
 
 

