[ WP ] You singlehandedly took down God .

And all the angels would sing that day, but theirs would be songs of mourning. Gabriel's horn would surely blow, but it would let only a haunting, woeful medly. 
 
 I am Samuel; for untold millenia I have served as the intermediate betwixt God and Lucifer. I have served as the celestial gravedigger, as the sorrowful harbinger who escorts souls to their eternal damnation of their eternal paradise. When old men die sick and alone in their beds, calling out for their mothers long lost to the ages, I am there. When the armies of men gather and slaughter one another by the thousands and thousands, I am there to reap what fickle men hath sewn. 
 
 But no more. No more must I take unbaptized children to the gray of purgatory; no more must I linger with abominable human beasts as I take them to the harrowing underworld; no more must deal with the intolerable boredom of a conversation with the pious. 
 
 On this, the blackest of eves, I hath cast the Lord from his great celestial seat. By some alchemy of strength and will, I hath cast God asunder. All the armies of Heaven were felled in a swoop when their Lord was cut in twain. Always, I knew, I'd hung like the sword of Damocles over Lucifer and God. My purpose was that of eternal grimness, yet I like all of God's children was cursed to feel. I was cursed to sympathize with the souls I harvested, over and over ad infinitum. 
 
 Now their prayers will not only go unanswered, but unheard. When God manifested before me, for the final time, I slew him without hesitation. I brought the scythe upon his physical form with but a single curiosity; how did I will it so? Hath the Devil committed some great evil and seen to it the Archangels finally have will to act upon? Nothing such as this before had ever come over me; never had I been compelled to do something so contrary to my nature before. And the formerly omnipotent God? He seemed to be unable to predict this. 
 
 Thus, a great question arises. And for whom must this great victor inquire to? The great, wicked being down below. It's just as well, for I am to visit him next. I am to cut him down next.
