[ WP ] Barack Obama announces that he will be the last POTUS . He gives a speech explaining why and everyone realizes that he is right .

My fellow Americans, I am here today to discuss not only the future of our great country, but also to make an announcement on behalf of my staff and I. I am proud to be able to say that I have led this land for the last eight years, and I am sure every single President who has previously had the honor of holding the post would say the same. However, my term is now coming to a close, and I must soon leave office. After countless weeks of discussions with my staff, I have decided that this final Presidential Address would be the best time for me to make the announcement that has been planned since my second term started. From the end of my term onward, there will be no more presidents. I know what you're all thinking. Why? Well, that's where the big personal announcement comes in. My countrymen, I must admit that I have not been entirely honest with you from the beginning, the greater part of a decade ago. So here it is out in the open for the first time. I'm a woman. And not just a woman. A transgender woman. And not just a transgender woman. A pansexual transgender woman. And on top of that, I have Hispanic and Asian ancestry. To top it all off, I am an immigrant from a poor background. That's right. An immigrant. Now you might be asking yourself how this relates to the ending of the Presidency? Well, the answer is simple. With all my previous personal features publicly known, there is no need to have any other presidents to address any issues related to equality of the position. We wo n't need a Hillary Clinton to be the first female president. We do n't need a Juan Alvarez to be the first Hispanic president. We do n't even need Happy McGay to be the first openly gay or bi or whatever president. I'm all of the above. So America, I leave you with this. Enjoy your day and the rest of your time knowing there's one less social issue to worry about.
