[ WP ] You wake up one morning to find that everyone , including you , is now the opposite sex . Tell the story of the person most affected by this change .


 I woke up this morning to the sound of screaming, and, well, I fell over. The lack of breasts really put me off balance. I had hundreds of waiting texts, but I did not check them. Instead, the roof seemed to be calling to me. As I watched the sun rise over the concrete-and-brick building block skyline of Topeka, I let my mind wonder. This was certainly going to make things interesting for some, maybe even traumatic. As for me, I ’ m not sure what to say. I can finally live my life the way I have been terrified to admit I truly wished for. 
 
 I got a call later that day from the number of a Canadian friend of mine. 
 * “ FUCK! ” * the voice, much higher than I had heard it in a long time, shouted. * “ I ’ VE GOT TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN. ” * 
 
 
 *^I ^am ^by ^no ^means ^a ^writer, ^but ^the ^concept ^was ^interesting, ^so ^here ^you ^go. * 
 

