[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

Beezlebub, Master of Corruption, Defiler of the Temple, Curse of the Arkarian people, was having difficulty seeing the difference between the Rose Petal lipstick and the Cherry Crush lipstick. 
 
 *** “ Cursed Mortal, They are but the same colour! The colour I saw when I ripped the entrails of out King Mate- “ *** 
 
 “ Like, I know they look similar ” interrupted Tiffney, “ But the Rose Petal has, like, a more gentle ‘ text me later ’ vibe while the Cherry Crush is more ‘ Netflix and Chill ’. Come on Beezee you are good at this ” 
 
 *** “ Foul Harlet, I would not give you idle threats, I will destroy all that you hold sacred, burn your temples to ground, salt the very Ear-'' *** 
 
 “ God you are right Beezee. If like, I really like “ like ” him I can ’ t just say it I have to do something about it. Cherry crush it is. ” 
 
 Beezlebub ’ s blood pounded with unearthly energy, much of which had come from his possession Amulet of Azulte, Demigod of the Outer Demon Sphere. He had taken Azulte by surprise and had ripped the Amulet from the Demigod ’ s chest. He remembered the spray of blood and guts as the Azulte ’ s chest exploded. He had bathed in blood and dined on the… 
 
 “ BEEZEE! I said which one do you like? The Pink or the Blue? ” 
 
 Tiffiney held up two bottles of nail polish. The blue bottle was in the shape of a diamond. Beezlebub ’ s eyes glowed with shock and horror. 
 
 “ ***It is the Jewel of Terror ’ s Tears! How did you come to possess the Master Wizard ’ s divine vessel??! Give it to me before I scoop out your eyeballs and –*** “ 
 
 “ The blue. Hmmmmmm. Ya think? Maybe it could go with my One Direction shirt. # missingZayn. ” 
 
 Beezlebub drew himself to up to his full height and began moving his hands to create the demonic symbols. 
 
 “ ***You will give me the Jewel or I will burn the flesh from your bones, destroy this pitiful plane of existence, reap foul deat—*** “ 
 
 Tiffney seems to look past him and then screamed a high pitch note, high enough to break not only Beezlebub concentration but began cracking his Skull of Infinity. 
 
 “ ***Stop it! The pain! Stop that cursed screaming! *** ” 
 
 From across the store a second scream breaks out and the two get louder as they begin to rupture the Skull ’ s protective barriers. Beezlebub quickly enchants the barriers with the last of his cursed souls. The Skull of Infinity restores its magic shield, keeping the powerful arcane magic within. Beezlebub turns to rage upon Tiffney, but she is gone. He turns around to see her jumping and hugging another one of these “ teenage ” girls. 
 
 “ Tiffney! Like, I haven ’ t seen you for, like, ages! ” 
 
 “ OMG. Jessica! You are look fantastic! Where did you get that top? ” 
 
 “ oh I got it over at Divine. Scabie helped me pick it out. Don ’ t you just love it. ” 
 
 Beezlebub ’ s eyes squinted. Behind this “ Jessica ” was Scabulous, Master of Vermin, Gatekeeper to the Rat ’ s domain, Corrupted protector of the Totem of Jasper. Scabulous almost stood as tall as Beezlebub, but his hunched back was swarming with dozens of red eyed rats that made it seem like his skin was moving. Scabulous eyes met Beezlebub ’ s. The Master of Vermin smiled. Beezlebub could not wait for the Master to act. He blasted the creature with the Lightening of the Arkillians. 
 
 “ ***BY THE WRATH OF ARKILLIANS I WILL DESTROY YOU!!! *** ” 
 
 Scabulous blocked the lightening with a shield made of green bones. But before Beezlebub could release a second bolt, he was encased in a sphere of fire. The sphere brightened and before he could react, Beezlebub was blasted twice with hell fire. His very bones burned. He looked up to see Tiffney holding a glowing ruby red ring. 
 
 “ No Beezee! Bad! We do not attack our friends! ” 
 
 “ ***But he is Scabulous! Master of Vermin! I must destroy him! *** ” 
 
 The sphere brighted again and Beezlebub was blasted again. 
 
 “ No Beezee! Bad! Like, I am sooooo sorry Jessica. Beezee is new and he, like, still thinks he is in charge. ” 
 
 “ oh don ’ t worry about it. Scabie had the same problems when I first got him ” Jessica says as she reaches up and scratches beneath Scabulous chin “ but now he is, like, one of my BFFs. ” 
 
 “ *Scabie…Scabie would be nothing… without Jessie. Jessie is Scabie ’ s….Scabie ’ s whole world*. ” 
 
 “ awwww ” cooed Tiffney 
 
 “ *If Scabie could be so bold, there is two for one…two for one yes… sale at Jamba Juice. Good for making friends with Tiffy and … and… Beezee* ” 
 
 “ Aww Scabie that is a great idea. Come on Tiffney let ’ s go! ” 
 
 “ OMG that sounds awesome. Now Beezee go pay for this and then meet us over at Jamba Juice. Okay? ” 
 
 The sphere fades and Beezlebub is able to stand again. He raises the Skull of Infinity and prepares to cast another spell, but Tiffney ’ s frowns and the sphere reappears. Beezlebub looks around the sphere and then at Tiffney. She raises an eyebrow and grips her glowing ruby red ring. Beezlebub hesitates and then lowers the Skull. He turns his head away, grabs the basket with the lipstick, nail polish, fuzzy bunny socks, and wonder woman underwear, and walks to the cashier. 
 
 “ ***Do you take the blood of the innocent as payment, cursed Hag!!!??? *** ” 
 
 “ Only Cash or Credit. ” 
 
 *** “ I have a Discovery card. ” *** 
 
 “ No Discovery cards. ” 
 
 Beezlebub howled a thousand-year curse. 

