[ WP ] War breaks out between the legions of hell and heaven , humanity joins and surprisingly is winning against both

... And then it happens, fucking *immediately* after the tremors stop we hear it, I mean we we're brave and shit once we realized what we were actually fighting? But at that moment? Christ, the bottom fell out of my stomach and reality followed it when I heard that *sound*. 
 
 It sounded like the maw of hell opening up, it sounded like Satan grunting to take a shit. It sounded like a bunch of demons roaring into the corporeal dimensions, coming to run a train on us. 
 
 Because it fucking *was*, dude. 
 
 We were all fucking terrified for the next 5 minutes, radio chatter, apparently it was global, SHAPE and air command reporting massive heat signatures everywhere, spreading and closing in. 
 
 > Hitman 1 come in this OPSEC command, you're 1 of 2 armored units in your area. Satellite shows massive heat signatures approaching. Please confirm eyes on. 
 
 We pulled back about 600 metres to the top of the ridge and go hull down, lining it up so our hull is out of LoS behind the crest of the hill. Fucking tank design rocks dude, at this point all we are is a foot-and-a-half tall sliver on the horizon. 
 
 We're expecting like aliens or some shit, and that's pretty much what we got. This massive *thing* breaks the tree line 3 km away. 
 
 > *TARGET! 4-POINT-2, 1, 1, 3, LOAD! AP! * 
 
 > ON TARGET! 
 
 The sweet sound of canned destruction slamming home in the breach. *KA-CHUNK* 
 
 > FIRE! 
 
 A 2 foot long, ultra-dense depleted-uranium spike gets punted with enough muzzle force to break nearby windows ( if there were any ). It reached the target in about half a second. 
 
 It reached the valley behind the target in about 3s, splashing into the far bank with a poof of smoke. 
 
 A poof of smoke visible through the massive hole torn in the chest cavity of this 3 story tall fucker. Turns out demons have shit for ablative armor. 
 
 
 

