[ WP ] A single pokemon appears in the real world .

Jynx sobbed quietly in the Target bathroom. 
 
 `` Jyynn-n-n-nx...'' 
 
 Ever since its mysterious appearance in our world, it had been the center of a non-stop media circus. Loathed by conservatives for being gender-ambiguous, loathed by liberals for wearing blackface. The only thing uncontroversial about it was that everyone found it controversial. Even now, the cameras waited outside. 
 
 But then its phone rang. Caller ID: Restricted. 
 
 `` Jy-ynx?'' it answered. 
 
 `` The janitor's closet in the bathroom is unlocked,'' came a garbled voice. There is a ladder inside that will lead you to the roof.'' The caller disconnected. 
 
 Joyful at an escape route from the prying eyes of a cold, cold world, Jynx hurried up the ladder. Before it could reach the hatch to the roof, the hatch opened, revealing an orange-coiffed man with an outstretched hand reaching down. A helicopter could be heard *thwop-thwop-thwop*-ing. 
 
 Jynx was filled with despair. Not this. Anything but this. But then it thought of the reporters below, and, seizing this moment of comfort before the greater storm, it soldiered upward, taking the man's hand. 
 
 It climbed into the helicopter emblazoned with `` TRUMP,'' and they sat in silence as they lifted off, cameras flashing below. 
 
 Donald spoke first: `` Jynx, I think you're the whole package. The blacks are really gon na love us, the trans think you're tremendous. I want you to be my running mate.'' 
 
 The rest is history.
