[ WP ] You have only been able to speak in movie quotes since the age of 13 . Ten years have passed . You must get the message to your roommate that you know he has been jerking off in your spaghetti .

`` I know why you're here [ Bob ]. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you [ lived ] alone, and why, night after night, you sit by your computer^1. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did n't exist, [ and ] I look around, and I realize, God left this place a long time ago^2. But how about No, you crazy dutch bastard^3. 
 
 Now, you can be brought up on charges for this shit^4. Let's not put the'duh' in dumb, you know what I'm talking about you fucking cock-a-roach^5; Do something about this immediately; immediately; immediately^6! 
 
 
 ( 1. ) The Matrix 
 ( 2. ) The Usual Suspects/ Blood Diamond 
 ( 3. ) Austin Powers: Gold Member 
 ( 4. ) Serpico 
 ( 5. ) Bring It On/ Scarface 
 ( 6. ) Blazing Saddles
