[ W.P ] `` There ai n't no Devil , that 's just God when he 's drunk '' . God has just woken up with an almighty hangover .

We all know that feeling. Waking up with your pillow covered in spit and the taste of Jack still in your mouth. A harsh and immediate reminder of how much you fucked up last night. 
 
 You came onto your best friends girlfriend. Shouted things at your colleagues you probably should n't have. Waved your chopper at a policeman. Maybe you got in a fight. 
 But for the most part, these things are usually forgiven, either by your friends, or eventually by the legal system. 
 
 I do n't have things that easy. 
 
 Sometimes having an intimate knowledge of the universe is a little too much. Sometimes knowing every minute consequence of every seemingly insignificant action you ever make, can be a little overwhelming. 
 And sometimes you just want to turn off for a bit, let loose. I'm sure you can get where I'm coming from, what with the whole `` made in my image'' and all that, right? who does n't like a beer or two on Friday night? 
 
 But last night was a bit much. 
 
 And now I've got ta pick up the pieces. At least you guys can pretend you were n't as bad as your memory wants to tell you. And your mates have all been there too, so they'll forget it. I'm held to a higher standard. 
 I'm not allowed to mess up. And when i do, all of a sudden there are 7 billion people reminding me of it. Voices i ca n't ignore. Voices i ca n't say sorry to. Voices belonging to other people. People whose lives I've ruined. The voices of lives I've taken away. 
 
 There's no easy fix, i ca n't just wave my wand and set everything right. And last time i sent someone to deliver a message for me, shit got really out of hand. 
 
 This is a big setback. how long? I'm not sure. Mankind are getting pretty resilient these days, bouncing back from epic tragedies faster than they used to. I think the whole `` build a big boat'' was the last time i even gave them a hint that things were going to get a bit hairy. 
 
 But I really do n't know if i can even be bothered to start again today, people are already calling me names again. 
 
 Maybe ill just have one pint, another little line, just to take the edge off.
