[ wp ] after dying god informs you that hell is a myth , and `` everyone sins , its ok '' . instead the dead are sorted into six `` houses of heaven '' based on the sins they chose .

`` I thought there were 7 deadly sins.'' I asked Peter. 
 
 St. Peter looked at me with a sad smile. 
 
 `` Of course there are, but that's not the sins that matter.'' 
 
 So I'm going to an Afterlife based on sins I've never heard about?.'' I asked? 
 
 `` No, not at all. I'm sure you have heard of them. Come, I'll show you to your gate.'' 
 
 Peter walked me past The Gate of Chewing with your Mouth Open, past The Gate of Tailgating, past The Gate of Talking During the Movie Show. I was escorted past past The Gate of Littering, and past The Gate of Talking About Yourself in the Third Person. 
 
 `` So what is the gate for me?'' I asked nervously. 
 
 `` Here you go son, enjoy your Eternity.'' 
 
 I was standing before The Gate of Posting to Reddit when I Should be Working. 
 
 `` Oh Shit!''
