[ WP ] Dear Reddit User , congratulations on reaching 1billion karma ! You are now eligible for entry into the secret 1BK Club . Below you will find the perks of this super secret society . Be warned : violating any terms of admission will result in immediate expulsion and severe consequences .

Well I was going to write down the story of how it happened for me, but you know, the first rule kind of prevents it. 
 Oh fuck it, here goes: 
 
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 And thats the first time I got to hang out with Jared Leto. 
 
 That's what they gave me anyways 
 
 Edit: Welp it seems I got expelled. Guess I need to make a new account and sta- 
 
 Edit # 2: There is no u/mrbear120, you have read and saw nothing. Go back to your other threads.
