[ WP ] A world where video games never increased in complexity beyond how they were in the 80s , but games still have a huge online community , E-sporting events , etc .

And now we have our main event, a tournament meant to test the skills of men, women, and Gods. I refer of course to what you all paid the entrance fee to see. 
 
 It's gon na be a Donkey show. 
 
 `` James has pressed the 1p button, and the game begins. He progresses to the right, and YES, he has jumped the barrel. He ascends the ladder, and is there time? YES AGAIN! Another barrel jumped!'' 
 
 `` HE HAS THE HAMMER!'' 
 
 `` That's a risky maneuver on James's part, clearly he is playing for points this night because we all know you can not climb the ladders while holding the hammer.'' 
 
 `` He is heading towards the top level, and now, the barrels are coming at a blistering pace.'' 
 
 `` Yes Tim, indeed, James must be careful to avoid the classic double barrel gambi... Oh, would you look at that, It's all over but the crying. James never even made it to Donkey Kong.'' 
 
 `` Now let's see his competitor Thuan! Top ranked in Korea, and he is going to give this pizza parlor a show, and I am certain of that.'' 
 
 `` He hits the 1p button and he is off to the races, and WHAT IS THIS? HE IS NOW PLAYING DIG DUG!'' 
 
 `` Well I ca n't see how this is even remotely legal Tim; we are going to have to call in the officiators.'' 
 
 `` Well, it's going to be an interesting decision as nothing of this nature has ever occurred in our sport. I fear that this will lead to lasting repercussions echoing throughout the league.'' 
 
 `` True, but I have to say, that was a pretty sweet double kill on that rock drop.''
