[ WP ] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg , but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading , `` level 18 cooking required to use object '' .

I was very puzzled. `` When the hell did my life become a video game?'' I muttered to myself, as I viewed the floating text in front of me. `` For fucks sake, I just want to make a snack.'' 
 
 I tried another, smaller, and if I remembered correctly, cheaper pan. Nothing stopped me from using it to make a snack. I suddenly heard a ding as I finished cooking, and looked around bewildered. `` Where the hell did that come from?'' Then I noticed text floating above my head. 
 
 COOKING+1 
 LEVEL UP! ⬆️ 
 
 I blinked in surprise. `` Well. That's new.'' 
 
 I blearily continued my morning routine. I went to the bathroom, and over the toilet a message floated. 
 
 LEVEL 8 IN HYGIENE REQUIRED TO USE OBJECT 
 
 `` Fuck this, and fuck you,'' I said to the text, and attempting to urinate despite the apparent restriction on my toilet. This turned out to be a mistake. Defying all reason, my stream managed to miss the toilet entirely, hit the seat which was standing up, bounce off of it and hit me in the face. 
 
 `` **Bloody buggering fuck! **'' I shouted, `` What the hell is going on here?'' Then I heard a voice muttering to itself. 
 
 >'' Okay, I'm uninstalling that difficulty mod...''
