[ WP ] Turning your girlfriend into a pumpkin was the last straw . Your wizard house-guest has DEFINITELY overstayed his welcome .

`` The house meeting has been called into order.'' 
 
 `` I am happy to be here.'' Says The Wizard. 
 
 `` Listen up Wizard.'' I say. `` I was truly having a good time with my girlfriend. Now that she is a pumpkin, it is just not the same.'' 
 
 `` I was working hard on my spells.'' Says the Wizard. 
 
 `` Can you change her back please?'' I ask. 
 
 `` Well, I would need an eye of Newt for that.'' Says the Wizard. The Wizard is wearing a cheesy purple hat that has starts on it. 
 
 `` Where can we get an Eye of Newt?'' I ask. 
 
 `` We will have to get it from the Warlock down the road.'' He says. 
 
 I thought to myself: GOOD! Once we get this Eye of Newt and I transform Suzie back into a human girl, I can finally kick out The Wizard! 
 
 ( End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT )
