[ WP ] In a tight political election for president , you are tasked to come up with anti-Santa propaganda .

`` Are you sure this is right?'' 
 
 Paul DeMarco, Presidential candidate and former governor, was looking at the papers handed to him by his Chief of Staff. 
 
 `` Yes, sir,'' said his Chief, Matt. `` The survey is saying that more than 90 % of voters do not support Santa and will not vote for a candidate who is seen as supporting him.'' 
 
 `` Matt, this is stupid,'' Paul retorted dismissively. `` Santa is a fictional character for children, my campaign will not waste time with such trivialities.'' 
 
 `` Sir,'' his Chief Advisor, Karen, chimed in, `` if I may interject, I think in an election as close as this, we need to dot all the I's and cross all the T's. What if your opponent decides to say you support Santa?'' 
 
 `` Do you hear yourself?'' Paul angrily sucked his teeth. `` This ca n't really be happening.'' 
 
 `` We need to put out ads that counter the traditional image of Santa,'' Matt said, whipping out a few papers of proposals he already had started on. 
 
 `` Tell me you did n't make those last night, Matt, before even speaking to me about this.'' Matt ignored Paul's comment and instead took out his first sketch. 
 
 `` This one is a commercial that is based on the Hunger Games trilogy. It is a fictional'Reindeer Games' competition which portrays Santa as a tyrannical animal abuser.'' 
 
 Paul's jaw nearly dropped. 
 
 `` This next one showcases Santa as a corporate shill who pushes Black Friday to sell his wares. You can step in as someone pushing to help the Elves Union...'' 
 
 `` Elves Union?'' Paul stood up and aggressively grabbed the papers from Matt's hands. He saw a few additional ideas, including one that showed Santa peering into children's rooms with a strange grin and the line `` It's Christmas Eve. Do you know where your children are?'' 
 
 `` Let me see this supposed survey,'' Paul said angrily. `` Now.'' 
 
 He took a look at the table that would explain to him how, exactly, Santa became so unpopular overnight. He scanned and scanned until he saw what he was looking for. 
 
 There, above a number that read `` No, 92 %'', was the question he was looking for: 
 
 `` Would you support a candidate who supports *Satan*?''
