[ WP ] Pain is discovered to be the most efficient form of energy . It is ruled illegal , but secret human pain factories have already begun . You are the owner of one of these factories .

`` Did you see what those other barbarians are doing, how they are converting human pain to electricity?'' asks my sharply dressed colleague. 
 
 `` Oh yeah The Daily Show last night, god damn that was a funny one. The worst part is how terrible of a job they are doing in extracting it; ca n't believe they have n't found out how much better we have been doing for decades now. Going at it like a smut film is by far the worst way'' I reply. 
 
 `` Indeed the way humans are all intrinsically linked you and use whole countries and contents at the same time. Use every bit of the population as interconnected, self-reinforcing generators. If you really time your and cultivate a brand image that evokes pain, anxiety, and anger; you can extract billions of times more energy than with some hillbilly with a toolkit going to town a single family. A simple annoyance felt in unison over a large amount of people has been tested over and over again to be the most cost effective method of extraction.'' Dictates the sharp-eyed, acting CEO of Comcast. 
 
 
 
 
 
 

