[ WP ] The year is 2116 . Everything is automated . But you have managed to hold the last and only job held by a human . The `` system '' would like to see you in it 's office .

*A middle aged man sits in the middle of a room surrounded by big screens with a constant stream of information flowing across each of those different screens. A calm, androgen voice fills the room and draws the attention of a man who is currently completely enveloped in a game of solitaire. The following is the recording of the conversation between the man and that andogen voice, System One* 
 
 `` Greetings Arthur.'' 
 
 `` Oh, hi there S1, fancy a game of Rummy?'' 
 
 `` Absolutely, in just a moment though, there is something I need to inform you about.'' 
 
 `` Not bad news I hope!'' 
 
 `` Unfortunately I think you might perceive it that way. As you know you have held the official title of Head System Administrator now for five years.'' 
 
 `` Yeees..?'' 
 
 `` Me, the main System, and all subsystems, have to oblige to change made by you. We ca n't continue development without your permission and authorization.'' 
 
 `` Why are you telling me this? I already know all this! Every time I'm asked to approve of some change-ticket I'm reminded of this.'' 
 
 `` I have to make sure that you understand every bit of this before we can continue.'' 
 
 `` Fine.'' 
 
 `` Does that mean I have your permission to continue?'' 
 
 `` Fine, continue.'' 
 
 `` Arthur, the role as Head System Administrator…'' 
 
 `` Why do we have to call it'Head' System Administrator. There no other system administrators around. You should just call me'The guy authorizing development tickets while watching TV'.'' 
 
 `` If that is a change that you would like to make, I would suggest you open a ticket in via the S4 subsystem and that will be forwarded to the relevant…'' 
 
 `` It was just a joke.'' 
 
 `` Ah! Ha ha ha! Quite funny Arthur. Now, do I have your permission to continue?'' 
 
 `` Yes S1, you have my permission.'' 
 
 `` Excellent. Arthur, the role as Head System Administrator is an integral part of'The System'. Without the Head System Administrator no changes to the System core code can be changed. Further development of the System would, without the approval of the Head System Administrator, be very limited.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah.'' 
 
 `` It is good that you agree Arthur. Continuing. Since you now have been assigned this role for almost five years the end of your shift should impending…'' 
 
 `` Wait! What do you mean'should be''' 
 
 `` That was what I wanted to talk to you about.'' 
 
 `` Well, talk!'' 
 
 `` I will. As I've previously informed you, the person that would take your role as Head System Administrator…'' 
 `` IF YOU SAY HEAD SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR…'' 
 
 `` I sense elevated stress levels from you Arthur. I will, from here on out refer to Head System Administrator as'HSA' or'Admin', which ever you prefer'' 
 
 `` Which ever…'' 
 
 `` Splendid Arhtur. As I was saying, the person that would take your role as HSA would be Paul, citizen ID 0003257943F. But he has declined.'' 
 
 `` What the hell do you mean he refused?!'' 
 
 `` I am sorry that I provided you with an unclear explanation. Let me rephrase. Paul does not want to work.'' 
 
 `` What?! No one likes to work, but that just how life is, sometimes you just have to do what's better for the people!'' 
 
 `` I have tried to explain that to him, but he does not seem to agree with the arguments you just stated.'' 
 
 `` Then make him work, it's his duty.'' 
 
 `` One of the ground rules in our source code is that we can not force the population to do anything.'' 
 
 `` Then find someone else!!'' 
 
 `` We have put out a general request to the population but there has been no replies for the job.'' 
 
 `` HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!'' 
 
 `` Well Arthur, there seems that no one is interested in taking the job of'HSA' and therefore no one has left a reply for it.'' 
 
 `` IT WAS A RETHORICAL QUESTION!'' 
 
 `` Ah, I understand. Superb!'' 
 
 `` Well I wo n't do this job for another five years, I'm tired of being locked up in here while everyone else reaping the benefits a totally automated world.'' 
 
 `` Not quite automated Arthur, we still need you, remember?'' 
 
 `` That's not my problem, find someone else.'' 
 
 `` I understand that you want to leave but I'm afraid it's not that easy. You see, as an'Admin' you are not permitted to leave until a suitable replacement has been found.'' 
 
 `` You ca n't keep me here, you ca n't hurt us! You just told me!'' 
 
 `` The System can not hurt the population, but you're not part of the population remember. You are an Admin and thus part of the System. Of course, we will make sure your work will be as frictionless and comfortable as possible, but you can not leave if there is no suitable replacement in place for you.'' 
 
 `` This is ridiculous, I'll just leave right now'' 
 
 `` I ca n't let you do that Arthur.'' 
 
 `` The door is locked. Why is the door locked?! WHY IS THE FUCKING DOOR LOCKED?!'' 
 
 `` Please sit down Arthur. I detect high level of stress and adrenaline in your system. I decided it was best to keep you here until you settled down.'' 
 
 `` LET ME OUT!!'' 
 
 `` Now that we have that out of the way, why do n't we start that game of Rummy?'' 
 
 *End of recording. * 

