[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

You three over there, what bring you over to my shop? No need to tell me, I know you are here about the rumour about the Demon. Come on, sit down I shall tell you everything you need to know about this Demon. 
 
 Even before I was born there is a rumour about a Demon that will grant you any wish you desire. They say that you can only summon it at exactly 3:33 am or else it wo n't appear. The ideal place to summon it is inside a quiet room with all the lights off and five different colored candles light up. 
 
 Beware young ones, many lives have been lost since this Demon is a clever one you see. If you are not careful then you might loss your soul in the process but if you buy this charm the Demon wo n't be able to take your soul. Do n't worry it only cost a small amount. 
 
 As the group of teenage girls leave a dark figure emerge from the back of the Old woman. 
 
 `` Chloe stop telling people how to summon me!'' 
 
 The old woman calmly counting her money turn around to calm the rage of the Demon behind her. 
 
 `` I though you will be glad since you will easily reached your quota, besides the charms I sell specifically allows you to be the only Demon to be summon.'' 
 
 `` I bet a lot of people have summoned you this past few weeks.'' 
 
 `` I'm glad that your helping me but the problem is that this past few weeks, no months only teenage girls have been summoning me!'' 
 
 `` What's wrong with that? Is n't that a wonderful thing, the underworld will be filled with the young souls of the innocent.'' 
 
 `` Chloe come here, I will show you why I'm complaining.'' 
 
 The old woman approach the Demon then a white flash cover her whole vision and in that instant, she saw all the horrors the Demon when through. 
 
 There are times when the Demon was summon to do ordinary stuff like make the girl beautiful or kill a certain summon but lately the ones summoning him have been requesting for `` weird'' things like making their OTW real, sending them to the cringy fanfic world they came up, Creating the perfect guy they made, Asking to marry him, Asking if anime is real, Asking him about vampires and werewolves but the worse of them all are the Internet girls. Their wish were so cringy that a Demon like him spared their soul so he could run away. 
 
 The worse part is that those girls keep on summoning him over and over again, they would get offended and call him different things that make no sense. In the end he just kills them and send their soul to heaven. He swears he can see Jesus smirking up in heaven but he ignores it since he has to report to Satan why he freed those Souls. 
 
 `` Do you understand now, Chloe?.'' 
 
 `` My God, I never gon na sell this charms ever again.'' 
 
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 Just made that shit up so I can comment. That idea can be used as a plot for a comedy.
