[ WP ] A genie offers a refund for a wish gone wrong

The Djinn coughed into his his closed fist and glanced around shiftily. `` Uh yeah, I'm sorry about that. You said bucks right? Well look at it this way - now you can start duck farm.'' 
 
 I shook my head disappointingly. `` Nope, it says right here,'' I rolled out a long vellum scroll with tiny hand written print on it. `` Section 4, subsection A, paragraph 3, line 17, bullet point 8 - wishes withheld due to Djinn error are to be duly refunded unless otherwise noted or conflicted in, hitherto, under any possible other parenthetical subscripted text. You were clearly the genesis of this error due to no fault of mine own and/or vagueness of speak. You owe me another wish.''
