[ WP ] So apparently , I swear a ****ing lot .

For fuck ’ s sake, it seems like every cunt I meet has something to say about the way I talk. I meet some guy, we talk a little bit, but not more than a minute later the fucker is saying “ Do you have to swear in every sentence you say? ” Well GUESS WHAT motherfucker, I ’ ve got the goddamned brain damage so yeah I guess I fucking do. Listen, kiddies, when you go out on your bicycle to play with your friends, put on a fucking helmet once in a while. You ’ ll look like a royal prick with your head up someone ’ s ass, yeah, but better that that living the rest of your life with a mouth like a pirate ’ s asshole. 
 
 I ’ ve learned to live with the cussing, but I ’ ll be god damned if everyone doesn ’ t think they ’ re the reincarnation of Sherlock fucking Holmes when they point it out. Hey, Sherlock, you think I don ’ t fucking know that? That I can ’ t hear the words coming out of my own fucking mouth? I mean Jesus Christ I ’ m not deaf, just a foulmouthed sonofabitch. I could point out that your clothes would make a flaming gay porn star blush, but I ’ m not an asshole. Your fashion sense seemed to have decided that the world wasn ’ t worth it and decided to suck the barrel of a gun instead of sucking cock like it used to, but I don ’ t need to say anything because every motherfucker can see it just by looking at you. I mean, fuck, at least I need to open my mouth to look like an idiot, and splattering my head across the fucking pavement is a pretty good reason. What ’ s your excuse, asshole? 
 
 
 So yeah, apparently I swear a fucking lot. Bite me. 

