[ WP ] Man wakes up in the middle of a strange forest which extends thousands of miles in every direction , there 's a large moon in the sky , and it 's almost dead silent . He finds out he 's travelled back 500 million years to the Devonian era , and he 's in the centre of Pangaea .

I just do n't get how they have n't figured out better service by now. I mean, not a single bar? We've got double-agents in Afghani caves who get better coverage than this. 
 
 Did I hookup with Katrina at Billy's party? Fuck, I think I tried. I probably dropped that stupid line about if we should be kissing or some shit. Man that was a wild one. 
 
 Alright, so the cops came, we sprinted, and Kirsh fell over that creek. And I remember Zack getting tackled. And I left my shoes in the front room. god. dammit. 
 
 Well, I did n't lose my wallet. There's some cash here, so at least I can get a cab, or pay someone to drive me home. 
 
 Oh shit! that guy picked me up after the party. Man, what was his name? He kept telling me to get in his devonian, or was it a delorean?... What an awesome car. 
 
 I wonder where I told him to drop me off? 
 
 
 

