Write a story that seems normal on first sight , except for one small detail that makes it extremely creepy on a more careful reading [ WP ]

I loved sriracha. It was my favorite sauce! Girls like me really do n't like the spicy flavor, but the mall food is just too darn bland. The regular chinese style buffet lunch that had chicken, noodles, and cali veggies was a regular thing I had if i wanted to keep my waste line. 
 
 Oh well. As usual getting my food after my 6 hour shift at Forever 21, ugh. I sat down to eat at my usual spot in the far corner cause people are obviously trying to flirt with me. Is black a thing these days i see it all the time. Maybe i should wear black sometime too. 
 
 OH SHIT, i think i spilled sriracha on my pants, aww its all over my butt as well. Well another crappy day for a beautiful girl like me. Better days to come i guess. I mean dirty clothes must be a 2nd world problem, but like buying bad clothes is definitely a first world one. 
 
 I guess ill quickly rush home after i eat. Where did i park again? Oh yeah, in the far corner. I guess ill take the long way out the parking lot today because of all this traffic. People look like they're ina hurry to leave. Hey look they're shooting a movie. It must be a college cinmetography class project because the camera guy is using an iphone6 camera and the fake acting, i mean when you get your butt slashed you're supposed to scream louder than that. I could do a better job. HEY, ill show you how its done! 
 Edit: made indents lmao
