[ WP ] You are an NPC in the world of a fantasy video game . You desperately require the aid of a heroic adventurer . But for some reason , nobody will accept your sidequest .

Oh boy here comes one! Shupert the Great said in excitement. Nervously he stayed still knowing the rules of the game. Every player MUST initiate the conversation... never the other way around. 
 
 `` C'mon... c'mon... stupid chickens''. 
 
 He stared at the player zooming left and right whacking the poor little chickens around him. 
 
 `` Stupid player! I have a quest for that!'' After seeing the last chicken killed... he sighed in relief `` Finally''. A giant grin formed on his face awaiting the players arrival. 
 
 `` Any minute now....'' he said tapping his foot. Watching the player like a hawk he was tempted to inch closer to him. `` Maybe I should throw a rock?'' he thought. `` Just a small pebble. That should be harmless right?... no no I ca n't patience Shupert!'' he said to himself. `` I just do n't understand why is he just standi -- ugh.'' 
 
 An AFK sign appeared over the players head. 
 
 Sighing he began tapping his foot again he began another search. Could n't they at least put us on patrol? I hate standing here he thought to himself. 
 
 Over the horizon a new name plate appeared. His eyes widened in excitement. `` This is the one! He knew it. The CHOSEN ONE!'' His name was `` ThePerfectionist123''. `` He is coming straight for me!'' 
 
 Did I wet myself a bit Shupert thought. Did I? I ca n't check.. wait is that even possible? I do n't know. Oh no will that scare him away!? Focus dammit focus! he said to himself. This is it! This is the one! He's almost here! 
 
 ThePerfectionist123 stepped in front of Shupert in glistening armor. It was everything he ever dreamed of. Smiling again he waited.. any minute now! Puffing his chest out and sucking in a big breath of air to say his scripted lines. 
 
 `` Poof'' 
 
 `` What the fuck?'' Shupert said out loud. `` Where did you go!? You did n't even get the quest!? I'm not in an INN you have no benefit to leave here! Take my quest! Take iiittt!! said Shupert running around and frantically waving his hands around. `` YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE!'' 
 
 `` POOF'' GM-JOHN has appeared. 
 
 Shupert froze and dropped his script in awe. `` I'm sorry, I'm so sorry I did n't mean to go off script please do n't ban me! I... I just wanted to do my part! I'' m inno- 
 
 `` POOF'' ThePerfectionist123'' has appeared 
 
 `` I see the issue'' GM-John says 
 
 `` Yea I just ca n't click on him for some reason'' 
 
 Shupert found himself reappearing onto the grass he was just standing on with his script back in his hand. 
 
 `` Should work now anything else I can help you with?'' asked the GM 
 
 `` It works now Thank you!'' 
 
 Shupert felt the code fly into his head activating the quest.. `` Ahhh finally!'' After a few quick exchanges the quest was finally complete. 
 
 `` You did it! He screamed in excitement. I now present to you my families sword. This has saved our lives family line for many gener- wait what are you doing!? 
 
 `` BZZZZZZ Poof'' 
 
 `` Shuperts Sword destroyed for materials'' 
 
 
 
 

