[ WP ] Satan prevents a suicide .

`` Ha! ``, laughed Satan, the King of Darkness. 
 
 A man was on the edge of a roof, preparing to plunge twenty stories. 
 
 `` What the # $ & @ do you think you are doing? This is not your $ # $ @ $!! time to die.'' 
 
 The man looked over to the source of the voice. There was nothing. The air around him grew hot. He began to sweat. 
 
 `` Do you # @ %! @ $ $ * think I will let you jump? There is n't a $!! # @ * # thing that will make me allow that.'' 
 
 The man looked over his shoulder again. He shook his head, dismissing the voice. He stared over the edge wondering how long it would take for him to hit the bottom. Wondering if it would hurt. 
 
 He wondered who would have to clean him off the street. He wondered who would ever want to do that. He wondered how much the person was paid to do it. He wondered what they did with his body and guts after they clean it up. 
 
 `` They #! @ % & @ # burn it all. They throw you in a $ @ @ % & @ furnace without a @ # * $ * @ thought.'' 
 
 The man covered his ears. He was tired of hearing the voice. 
 
 `` Do it. @ @ $ @ & % do it. I dare you.'' 
 
 The man hesitated. He took a deep breath and readied himself. He moved his toes over the edge even further. 
 
 A laugh echoed in his ears. 
 
 The man's addrenaline was rushing. His body was quivering. He took every ounce of energy he had remaining and began to lean forward. Something stopped him. 
 
 `` I % & @ * # $ told you I would n't let you jump. ``, the devil laughed. 
 
 `` You kill a $ @ $ % & family of four next week when you lose control of that piece of # $ @ car of yours. I'm $ @ & % @ # * saving you for later.'' 
 
 

