[ WP ] All of your muscles use % 100 of their strength for every action , your alarm clock just went off .

POW! 
 
 The alarm clock shattered into a dozen pieces and the reinforced steel end table buckles slightly from the blow. I climb out of bed and open up the doors to my closet tearing one off the hinge in the process. I sigh and set it aside as I look over the six dozen other alarm clocks waiting in the racks. 
 
 `` Jarvis'' I shout. 
 
 `` Sir?'' the butler appears out of nowhere. 
 
 `` Please put my clock on the stand and ask someone to fix the door again please. Please include double the reinforcement this time. I'm not a power lifter Jarvis but I should not be able to rip my door off by simply pulling on it.'' 
 
 `` Right away sir, should I have them help you dress?'' 
 
 `` Please.'' 
 
 Four attendants dress me, it's something they are used to by now and something I have no choice but to accept. I got tired of ripping clothes simply by trying to unzip my pants. Breakfast is served and I go through three spoons when I clench my grip just a little to hard. Easily replaced, annoying we have n't invented strong ones yet. 
 
 My life is people doing as many things for me as possible because the minute I engage any muscle, and I do mean any, every ounce of strength is put behind it. If I were a super hero that would be fantastic but this is the real world and super heroes do n't exist, and so I'm stuck with this shit show of a power and an ever growing love for steel reinforced things. 
 
 Welcome to my brand of hell kids. 
 
 

