[ WP ] In a parallel universe , robots fear a human uprising .

`` Call me crazy K-8, but I have a bad feeling about the government's new system update for our country's humans,'' I said while taking a sip of my mornings dark roasted oil. It tasted cruder than normal, K-8 must have bought the semi-synthetic brand for my health. I gave her a look of disapproval as she shook her head at me, her old rusting husband. 
 
 She sat down next to me at the table, `` It'll be fine Chip, you said the same thing about the human driven cars and look how low the accident rate is! And just think about how safe our nation is thanks to the security humans.'' 
 
 She always did know how to calm me. Ever since the introduction of the human workforce, the yearly death rate dropped to nearly zero. 
 
 `` Well I still do n't think it's a good idea. Now not only will they be able to think for themselves, they will also feel emotions! A human feeling emotions... it's outrageous. You do realize there main existence is to preform the jobs no robot wants to do! Dangerous jobs K-8. What if they become anger at us for forcing them do that line of work and decide to uprise? Who could possible stop them? Surely not the handful of security bots left!'' 
 
 `` Oh you and your outrageous scenarios! Just try to relax Chip... Here try this new gasoline I picked up from the store! Its suppose to be good for your gears.'' 
 
 I sighed at her and looked out the window. The neighbors had hired a human gardener to trim their hedges. He started slicing away at the extruding branches. I could n't help but feel the anger in his newly updated brain with every clip of the long, sharp shears. 
 

