[ WP ] your mom is so fat that your only paternal figure is Papa John , tell me a story about Father 's Day

`` Who needs a dad when Papa's in the House^TM?'' i thought to myself as i used Papa John's new online ordering service at papajohns.com to order myself a large pep and a couple sodie pops. A reasonable and professional amount of time later the delivery guy showed up. I invited him in for a slice and a cup of sodie but he said he really could n't stay. So i gave him a Big Tip and sent him on his way then set about preparing to stuff my food hole. I poured a glass of pepsi max, bowed my head and said a Papa Bless, and dug in. `` Who needs a dad when Papa's in the House^TM?'' i thought again as i struggled to swallow a fat wad of dough, sodie pop dribblin' down my chin, a single tear welling in the corner of my eye.
