[ WP ] There 's a place in town where only astronauts can eat . One night you disguse yourself and make it in .

`` Wow, that was close...'' I whispered to myself as I headed to the bathroom. 
 
 ``... but you made it Freddy.'' 
 
 I always wanted to see how this place looked from the inside, what made it for astronauts only, what made it special. Today, I did. 
 
 Everything was amazingly fancy: The door locks were golden, the chandeliers hanging from the roof were made out of silver, even the clocks on the walls were made from platinum! I had never seen so much expensive stuff all together in my life. 
 
 But I was n't here just for that. 
 
 I was told they had a special dish, one that was made only from the most exotic, delicious and rare fruits on earth. They called it `` The Devil's Gate''. 
 
 As you may know, I'm a `` food aficionado'', and, of course, I had to taste The Devil's Gate. So, once I got into the building my plan was to head to the kitchen, `` kindly ask'' for the recipe and ingredients, and use the dish to start my own cooking show on TV. That way, I'd acomplish my childhood dream. 
 
 So once I was ready to roll my plan... 
 
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 `` Hey there pal, are you new? I've never seen you here before.'' 
 
 `` Oh- Uh, hi. Yeah, I'm new here.'' God, he took me by surprise. 
 
 `` Cool, what's your name?'' 
 
 `` Frederich. 
 
 `` Nice n-'' 
 
 `` Sorry, I'm kinda busy right now, I got ta go.'' 
 
 `` Alright then.'' He said, as he showed his open hand to me. `` Hope you have ti-'' Before he could finish his sentence I walked out of the bathroom. I did n't want to be rude, he was actually pretty handsome, but I was there for other reasons. Besides, what were the chances he was gay? 
 
 `` So, I got ta go to the kitchen. Where, exactly, is it?'' I thought to myself as I looked for someone to give me directions. `` Oh, right, that guy. He can guide me. Maybe to his bedroom after this.'' 
 
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 `` Hey, sorry.'' Fortunately, he was still there. `` Can I as-'' 
 
 `` Oh, hi again. What do you need?'' 
 
 `` I-uh... ( God, he's so hot he's making me nervous ) Can I... whe-'' 
 
 `` Are you okay? Do you need water?'' 
 
 `` Wa- yeah.'' I whispered, followed by a stupid laughter. 
 
 
 `` Right, wait here. I'll go to the kitchen and bring you some cold water.'' 
 
 `` Thanks.'' I said as I washed my face in front of the mirror. 
 
 `` Jesus christ, what the hell just happened?'' I asked myself, looking at my eyes. `` Focus Freddy, focus on your objective, focus on that tasty dish, on those millions of dollars, on your future mansion. Yeah, that's why I'm here. I did n't go through all this effort just to fall in love with some stupid astronaut.'' 
 
 After a minute of cooling down in the bathroom I realised something. `` Wait, he said he was going to the kitchen? Fuck.'' 
 
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 After a while he came back with a glass of cold water. 
 
 `` Ugh, thanks. It's too hot in here. ( I ca n't smiling like an idiot, jesus. )'' 
 
 `` Haha, yeah, it is. Maybe you'd like to take that suit off.'' He said as he took his off and winked at me in the mirror. 
 
 My heart started beating faster than it ever did, and I think I popped a small boner. I took off my suit and tie and he got closer to me. 
 
 `` ( Oh my god, is this really happening? Come on Fredderich. Concentrate on your objective. )'' 
 
 `` Look, I'm sorry, but I'm here for some... important business. ( Way to kill the mood, idiot )'' 
 
 `` Oh. It's ok, I get it. You're a busy man, haha. You know, whenever you're over with your stuff, just look for me, ok?'' 
 
 `` Got it, haha.'' That laughter was so nervous it peed itself. 
 
 As he was walking out of the bathroom I realised I almost forgot... `` Wait! I need to ask you something.'' 
 
 `` Sure thing, what do you need?'' 
 
 `` Can you give me directions to the kitchen? ^^And ^^your ^^bedroom ^^too?'' ( Did I just whisper that shitty pick-up line? )'' 
 
 `` Haha, sure, it's over there, around the corner. It should be pretty easy to find...'' 
 
 `` Thanks a lot.'' 
 
 
 
 ``... and about my bedroom, here's my number.'' He winked at me once again. 
 
 I never walked away from someone so fast in my life. 
 
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 Once I got to the kitchen, I realised I needed to fit in, so as soon as a chef that looked like me walked out I started following him. He seemed pretty angry for some reason, and he walked pretty fast. He got to the parking lot, where, before he could enter his car, I caught him by surprise with a piece of cloth and enough cloroform to keep him asleep for a week. 
 
 I took his clothes and checked his ID. `` Ramsay? That's a weird name, but whatever.'' 
 
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 There I was, in the kitchen, looking for that glorious recipe and those exotic fruits. And there they were, waiting for me together with a bunch of cooking tools such as knives, potato peelers and other weird things. 
 
 So I took them when nobody was looking at me and got out of there as fast as I could. 
 
 I went to the bathroom and changed my clothes again, and I was ready to go. But on the way out I was stopped by a strange security guard. 
 
 `` Stop right there, fella.'' He said. `` Let me see your... Oh, I'm s-sorry Mr. Ramsay, I did n't mean to annoy you.'' 
 
 He suddenly turned red so I took advantage of it. `` You better be sorry, now let me go.'' I said with a deep, fake voice. 
 
 When I walked out I saw him again. He was waiting alone on his car, listening to music on his phone. So I took all of my courage and walked up to him, knocked on his window and asked him if he could take me to my house. 
 
 Let's just say on the way we stopped by the beach for some milkshakes. 
 
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 I've never written something like this before: P. 
 
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