[ WP ] You suddenly find yourself transported to a campaign you were a dungeon master of . You 're not a player character however but a lowly goblin . Using your knowledge you must survive against a group of very high level and very murderous adventurers .

Mork, Gork and Chork were inside a vast dungeon. It was a small room off the side of one of the main corridors. It had no traps, loot or discernible features. What it did have was a pool of pungent brown liquid. That of which Gork and Chork were bathing in. Mork on the other hand, was pacing in the other side of the room. As if trying to recollect something. As he paced up and down the room, he was abruptly interrupted by a much larger disfigured goblin. 
 
 `` Alright boys! Get a move on! Someone entered our home!'' Shouted the goblin boss. 
 
 Shortly after he ran out the room, Gork and Chork jumped out of the pool and grabbed their weapons. Chork ran out first. Screaming his battlecry 
 
 `` I follow the master! I gets their teeth's!!!!'' 
 
 Gork was about to follow, when Mork reached out and grabbed his shoulder. Gork stopped in his tracks and turned around. Still grasping his shoulder Mork spoke calmly to Gork. 
 
 `` You know, they do n't come here.'' 
 
 `` That's why we's go to them! We follows orders! Ambush in the main hall with gang!'' Gork replied. 
 
 Mork grasped harder. 
 
 `` No. We should stay here Gork. They'll never come here. They wo n't even come by the this corridor.'' He spoke with more assertion than before. 
 
 Gork pushed him away. 
 
 `` We go outs there's, we kills the intruders! It's what we do! If you want to stay here and add to the shit pool, i wo n't stop you!'' He declared. 
 
 Gork ran out. As Mork could hear his foot steps quieten. He heard his battle cry. 
 
 `` No bloods for the cowards!'' 
 
 As these words got further away, Mork went to the corner of the room and sat. He knew What would happen to Gork and Chork. Although he had only been a goblin for a short time, he really did consider them good friends. With no one else in the room, he quietly said. 
 
 `` Looks like i'm the Dungeon Master again.'' 
 
 

