[ WP ] You are a supervillain named The Keymaster . Instead of creating grand plans to conquer the world , all you do is run around and free other captured supervillains from prison , after the superheroes defeat them .

I am the Keymaster. I can free anyone from anywhere. Stuck in a prison at the bottom of the Marinara Trench? I can free you. Energy cell powered by alien tech? I can free you. Anywhere, anytime. You'll know what I look like. 
 
 I took down the security cameras as I entered the cell block. I'll have to modify the footage later. 
 
 `` Hey! Hey!'' Puffer shouted,'' Hey! Lil miss Keymaster! Lem me outta here!'' 
 
 `` Just a second, freeing the other members of your crew.'' I said, annoyed not only by Puffer, but by this damn guard uniform, it's chaffing my ass. This is the third time this month I've had to free the Reef Gang. Damn idiots. I waltzed over to Puffer's cell and began to enter the information. 
 
 `` Hey, hurry up, willya? Tryna get outta here.'' Puffer moaned. 
 
 `` Just give me a sec. Takes a minute to find the cell number.'' I found the cell number, grabbed the key, and opened the cell. Puffer immediately attempted to break through the walls. 
 
 `` Wait! Puffer, slow down. You'll have the entire League on us if you keep trying that!'' 
 
 Puffer stopped,'' Then how the hell am I supposed to get outta here?'' 
 
 `` I've let you guys out 3 times now. You follow me and I let you out.'' 
 
 Urchin, another one of the Reef Gang, grabbed my shoulder and made me face him,'' Where's our gear? You said you had our gear?'' 
 
 The rest of the gang surrounded me,'' I'll have your gear soon. Just be patient like last time and I'll get it to you.'' 
 
 Urchin got real close to my face,'' Well I want my gear NOW.'' 
 
 I pushed him away. `` It takes time to get your gear. The League still has it.'' 
 
 ``'Oh the League still has it''' Urchin said mockingly,'' Bullshit. When you freed Arson she had her gear when she left.'' 
 
 `` Arson was imprisoned in the League's prison. You're in a completely different prison.'' 
 
 Puffer lurched forward and threw me against the wall. 
 
 `` Gear. Now.'' 
 
 God, these damn buffoons. `` It takes time Baker. If you guys could have a littl-'' I was cut off by Puffer grabbing me by the neck. 
 
 `` You get the gear now. Or else.'' 
 
 `` Or else what?'' I said weakly. 
 
 `` Maybe me and my boys just may have a little fun with you.'' 
 
 Okay, so they're gon na try to either murder me or do something way worse. 
 
 `` No answer?'' Puffer chuckled,'' Suits me.'' He threw me on the ground, but before he could tackle me, I heard a voice. 
 
 `` Reef Gang! Put your hands in the air! We have you completely surrounded!'' 
 
 One of the gang members shouted,'' Its the damn League! Magnet Man and Hunter are out there!'' He pointed at me,'' You called them!'' The rest of the gang glared at me. 
 
 `` Maybe I did, maybe I did n't. Maybe someone here should n't have attempted to r @ pe me.'' I shot a look at Puffer and blew him a kiss. 
 
 `` Why I oughta-'' Just as he lunged to me, the Hunter burst through the wall, slamming Puffer to the ground. 
 
 `` Reef Gang! Stand down!'' Hunter shouted. 
 
 Immediately, Urchin roared and ran towards him. Suddenly, Magnet Man rammed into Urchin, knocking him out. Hunter turned to Magnet Man, 
 
 `` Magnet Man, take the guard over to the infirmary, check to see if she has any injuries.'' 
 
 Magnet Man nodded and placed his hand on my shoulder,'' Come along ma'am, I'm sorry you had to deal with the Gang on your own.'' 
 
 Thank god for my disguise. I burst into tears and placed my head on his shoulder,'' Thank you so much for saving me! Those monsters were going to-oh God!'' I just continued to cry. Always works. 
 
 *Later* 
 
 Hunter stood facing Puffer, who was in a cell. 
 
 `` So, just *how* did you get out of there?'' He said, arms crossed. 
 
 `` It was the Keymaster! She let us out! It was the Keymaster! She's freed us all those times!'' Puffer pleaded. 
 
 Hunter chuckled a bit, `` Puffer. We all know the Keymaster does n't exist. It's just a legend.'' 
 
 `` Check the security cameras! You'll see!'' 
 
 `` All we saw was you breaking out of your cell, then you and your gang assaulting that guard. I thought you were civil.'' 
 
 `` The guard is the Keymaster! She let us out!'' 
 
 Hunter shook his head and walked away. 
 
 About thirty minutes later, I stood in front of Puffer's cell. `` Looks like you finally got into the League's base.'' 
 
 `` You little bitch!'' He yelled, running towards the energy barrier. `` I'll kill you! I swear to God I'll kill you!'' 
 
 `` Sure you will, right after Uranium Man and Sorceress kill me.'' 
 
 I gave him a little wave then said in a sing-song voice,'' Toodles.'' I walked away from Puffer as he began to start yelling obscenities at me. 
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