[ EU ] 6 Years after the events of season 2 , Dexter gets a knock at his door . It 's Sgt . Doakes .

`` Surprise mother fucker!'' 
 
 My cursor hovered tentatively over the the submit button, for I knew this was the correct answer to OP's prompt. I scrolled to the side bar and there it was, Rule # 1: No low-effort / joke responses. I was almost without doubt, in violation. But something inside me held on, refusing to let go. The purity of the words, the familiarity, the correctness of it all. 
 
 I longed for the karma and I had a suspicion that this [ WP ], with it's pop culture reference to a much praised novel turned TV series, might go all the way. My mind raced for any semblance of an idea that might let me do this. And then it hit me. I raged spuriously upon my keyboard. 
 
 `` Fliclit, it's not right.'' he reminded me `` This is not how I taught you.'' 
 
 `` Do n't you think I know that?'' I said it aloud to nobody in particular through my clenched jaw and gritted teeth. `` He deserves it, did you even read the OP's prompt?'' 
 
 `` He has n't hurt anyone. It's just a prompt on Reddit.'' he was taunting me now `` This is n't even real life, for God's sake Flic it's the Internet. Besides, you're completely unprepared to deal with the downvotes, you're thinking irrationally.'' 
 
 *'' I AM NOT BEING IRRATIONAL! `` * I hollered this time. 
 
 `` Flic. Look at yourself.'' 
 
 I sighed heavily, bowing my chin to my chest. I dug deeper. 
 
 `` Maybe they'll allow it, if I just expand my text with some relevant drivel.'' 
 
 OP deserved this response, I knew it, we all did. 
 
 `` I need this one.'' 
 
 As I completed my diatribe, he left me to make the decision on my own. 
 
 Submit.
