[ WP ] You 're sitting at the airport with your bags by your side when you hear someone talking to the TSA about seeing unattended baggage . You turn to look and see them pointing straight at you .

The overweight TSA agent scooters over to me with an African accent and pale white face and mutters `` are those your bags sir'' My response is quick and firm `` Move or I'm going to blow'' the TSA agent blows his rape whistle which is wrapped around his neck like a school tie, sweating uncontrollably he screams **BOMB THREAT** down his radio now freshly coated with spit and grease. Shit I've fucked up now. The voice in my head repeats it again, and again. It's too late to go back now I tell myself. I lean over to the TSA agent and gently blow on his face. Maybe I did n't think this joke through.
