[ WP ] God , in his infinite wisdom could have never predicted Mankind 's awesome technology . Here he spends a typical afternoon marveling at YouTube .

`` Seriously, Peter! Check this out!'' 
 Peter glided over to God, sitting very proudly next to his'Computer'. He had n't heard the old man laugh since his Son was slain by the humans over twenty centuries ago. *What could it possibly be? * He thought. 
 `` Yes, Lord. What is amusing you so late in the evening?'' He made sure to use utmost tact when he spoke to God, even if God had become significantly less strict in recent decades. God pointed to the'Monitor', displaying some sort of recorded portal regarding... What was that? 
 `` Lord... Is that Feline provoking the Canine, while the Canine sits Idle? This seems quite perverse. The natural order for the-'' God cut him off with a lazy wave of his hand. He touched the strange ovular device next to the Monitor and the image disappeared. 
 `` Peter, `` He spoke slowly, contentedly, `` In all my infinite wisdom, and all my knowledge and power, I could never have anticipated that humans could make such marvelous machines. They educate. They excite! They illuminate, and they can even aid in making better ones.'' 
 Peter hesitated. 
 `` So, you do not wish to remove the machines? They are not an affront?'' 
 God smiled, and heaven glowed with him, 
 `` Peter, I think it is time I finally left man to his own devices. The humans may still fight each other, but at least they have their comforts. Come now, I'm thinking of a new colour palette this time. I have n't tried purple in a while...''
