[ WP ] Write an astonishingly incorrect section of a high school Health textbook .

Cigarettes: Should You Smoke Them? 
 
 Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Smoke Cigarettes 
 
 They relax nerves in times of stress / 
 They look cool in movies / 
 Good conversation starter / 
 It's something to do / 
 They provide mental focus / 
 They replace meals, and lungs do n't get fat / 
 It beats chewing your fingernails / 
 Good way to get out of the office / 
 It's fun to flick them, put them out on things / 
 Prison currency / 
 
 Top 10 Reasons Why You Should Not Smoke Cigarettes 
 
 They'll give you cancer / 
 They smell awful and so will you / 
 People will hate you / 
 Your fingers and teeth turn yellow / 
 Expensive habit / 
 Ca n't smoke in bars anymore / 
 You're always littering / 
 You stink / 
 People hate you / 
 You're gross / 
 
 Choose your choice wisely, kids. 
 
 

