[ WP ] ( from the chat room ) You find a small box with a red button while walking in the woods . You push the button . What happens ?

And to think, this was just some slightly angry aimless walking around the woods. When you huffily walk out of a cabin, just look where you are going. Not 100 yards out of the door, I tripped. Total darkness fell for who knows how long, and then I regained consciousness. Bright, sunset light filled my vion, the dimmed as I quickly adjusted. After scanning the area for whatever I tripped over, I spotted it. Plain as day, a small box with a 1' button sat by my foot. 
 
 I picked it up, expecting something heavy, but it was as light as wrapping paper. The cool metal under my fingertips gave me a jolt of electricity through my whole being. *Wow, this is really, really cool. * I looked at the box again. The button called to me. It was practically screaming'push me!' *Well, no harm no foul. * 
 
 A soft click, and a whirlwind swirled around me. I lost consciousness again as the miniature tornado sucked the air out of my lungs, along with the surrounding area. 
 
 Flashing. Neon. Vibrant. That is what I awoke to. Then I realized, I was at one of those parties. The illegal ones that almost always for busted. *But how. * I was at a rave, and had no idea why. Then I saw one critical feature in these new surroundings. *Is that... no, it ca n't.... it is! * I was at some famous person's party. 
 
 Does this button just transport whoever pushes it to a party? Worth another shot! This time, after awaking again, however, it was n't a party. It was a film shoot. 
 
 I spotted the same star. He practically glowed in the sunlight. It was Nicolas Cage. The button sent me to places where the lord and savior was appearing. The party made sense now. An after party for a movie. 
 
 I will cherish the god-bringer, my magic button, forever.
