[ WP ] An immortal couple have been seen throughout recorded history , write an account of them in any time period you wish . Bonus points if you match the writing style of the time period

They were an enigma 
 
 An inexplicable mystery 
 
 They appeared all over the world 
 
 And all through history 
 
 
 
 Her name was Terra 
 
 His name was Cole 
 
 They were reported to have been seen 
 
 On the grassy knoll 
 
 
 
 In Munich they frowned 
 
 At peace in our time 
 
 It's rumoured they've instigated 
 
 Every great crime 
 
 
 
 Most recently spotted 
 
 In central Iraq 
 
 They stole Saddam's bombs 
 
 Never to give them back 
 
 
 
 Where are they now? 
 
 No one is certain 
 
 It's rumoured she died 
 
 And his heart's been hurtin' 
 
 
 
 But they're still criminals! 
 
 We should give them the noose! 
 
 Alas they're only to be punished 
 
 In the rhymes of Seuss 
 
 
 
 So I'll say they're locked up 
 
 That justice is done 
 
 But you should know this: 
 
 They're still on the run. 

