[ WP ] While thinking about what to post for /r/WritingPrompts you saw the notepad application launched by itself and start typing your every thought .

It ’ s a messed up world. I fucking love this song. Damn my dick itches. Why do I always scratch it automatically? Is it some sort of my genetic code? I love me some Soundgarden. I wonder what Matt is up to on Sunday. At least it isn ’ t a ppv weekend. I don ’ t have to avoid watching wrestling again. Why did I let that lapse. I should call and cancel the subscription now. I ’ ll do it after the appointment. What am I going to write today? I don ’ t really feel like writing at all. I know that I need to hone my skill but if I don ’ t for one day that should be alright. Shouldn ’ t it? I guess not. Time to go grab the vacuum and vacuum. I wish I didn ’ t have to still do this. Damn, why the fuck do I have to shit again? Oh man, that stretch felt like an orgasm. Best feeling so far today. I feel so good and relaxed now. Remember that time that you pretended to be your professor and wrote this glowing review? Mom had that knowing look like “ you ’ re so full of shit UPS ”. I can ’ t believe that it ’ s been more than ten years already. Shit it ’ s been 5 years almost since I had a smoke. That shit is crazy. I wonder if I ’ m going to be alone the rest of my life. I could have met up with that chick. It wouldn ’ t have been that bad. I shouldn ’ t have just ditched her. That was really shitty to do.
