[ WP ] You open your computer to a Word document that you do n't remember leaving open . In small font you read :

'Your 40 day WinRAR trial has expired.' 
 
 ``... What the hell? Is that what they've resorted to now? My god these people are desperate.'' I laugh as I close the document. 
 
 `` Hon, the kitchen timer is buzzing.'' My husband downstairs calls out to me. 
 
 `` Okay thank you dear I'll be down in a minute.'' I turn back towards the computer screen but to my amazement the word document had reopened. 
 
 `` Did I minimise it? And reopen it again...'' I squint my eyes and stare at the screen. I scan back to where the previous message was and to my surprise it was different. 
 
'Please note that WinRAR is not free software.' 
 
 `` Okay I need to find a command script to remove this feature.'' I click the'x' button on the Word document but an different notification popped up. 
 
'Do you think this is a fucking game? Your WinRAR has expired, purchase a WinRAR licence now. 
 
 [ Buy online | How to buy | ~~Close~~ | Help ]' 
 
 My eyes widened as the situation slowly dawned on me. The close option was greyed out and my attempts to click off the pop up were futile. 
 
 `` What the fuck is wrong with this company?'' I thought to myself. 
 
 In an act of desperation I used the keyboard command'Control-Alt-Delete' to pull up the task manager but instead another pop up 
 
'You think that's gon na help you? We're fucking sick and tired of everyone taking advantage of mus! No more... No fucking more! You have exactly 10 mins to find your payment details or we'll ruin you.' 
 
 `` This is insane, what the hell is this malware going to do?'' I muttered to myself. A new notification popped up. 
 
'09:54 
 
 We know every single file you've ever unpacked from every.RAR and.ZIP we know what you've been downloading, to every bit of illegal music and to your deepest disgusting porn fetishes and we have no problem with releasing them to the public. 
 
 [ Buy online | How to buy | ~~Close~~ | ~~Help~~ ] 
 
 I stared and my screen in stiff silence. Scenarios played out in my head of the disaster this could lead to. 
 
 `` I'm screwed, I'm screwed, I am so screwed... Wait hang on.'' 
 
 The timer was now on 7 mins and leaned back in my chair as i gazed into it. 
 
 `` I got it!'' 
 
 -- - 
 
 `` Oh hey Hun what were you doing that took you half an hour?'' my husband asked me as I walked into the kitchen. 
 
 `` Sorry I just had to... reset the computer.'' I replied. 
 
 `` Okay...'' he gave me a confused look. 
 
 `` We use 7Zip now... No questions, okay?'' I gave him a widened serious expression. 
 
 `` Sure...'' he turned away from me and carried on cutting some carrots. 
 
 I go to pick up a knife and began cutting up some broccoli, although my mind was still wondering whether i had beaten this malware problem or not. 
 
 `` Uh... Honey?'' I snap out of my daze and turn to my husband looking worrisomely at his phone. 
 
 `` Why have I received a picture of a nipple ring with a man's dick though it from your number?'' 
 
 I do n't even look at the phone and just turn around and walk out of the kitchen, knife in hand. 
 
 `` Honey, why has this happened?'' He called out to me as I was going up the stairs. 
 
 `` Yeah... This was would've been worth the $ 30.''
