[ WP ] Michael Fishbein , Rogue Accountant

Those who were looking for a happy story should turn away now, because this is not one. My story is one of pain and loss. 
 
 When I was 11, my father got fired from his job as an accountant at a photocopying firm. My life has never been the same since. My father got another job in a month or so, but it did n't matter, because I already vowed to myself to take revenge on corporations - by tearing them apart from the inside. 
 
 School was difficult. No one understood the extent of my loss, and those with divorced parents or parents lost to accidents laughed at me. What they did n't know was that it only made me stronger. I never had any real friends there, but it did n't matter. I was on this quest alone the entire time. 
 
 I received a bachelor's degree in accountancy after school. My time at the university helped me understand the inner workings of companies and how best to take them down. Three failed group assignments taught me another valuable lesson - not to trust anyone except yourself, your skills and your tools. 
 
 After four interviews I've landed a job at a computer retailer, and that is where I am now. I am slowly dismantling the corporations, and so far no one suspects anything - hiding my true intentions was important at all stages of my life. 
 
 I tell you this in hopes that you understand my pain and struggle and all the trials that I've gone through. I act behind the scenes, at the desks of companies that no one ever looks at. My tools are Excel and audit papers. I am Michael Fishbein, and no corporation will be left standing when I'm done.
