[ WP ] A Socialist , a Capitalist , and a Fascist walk in to a bar . It 's November 8 , 2016 , election day .

`` I'd lwike to congradulate you Mrs. Clinton on an excellent race.'' 
 
 `` Always a loser Sanders, you have n't even seen the polls yet, this guy does n't know what the internet is. Can you believe this guy? Hey tender, get this man a shot on him, he's gon na need it. 
 
 `` Drumpf, pipe down, we've got another hour till we see which woman is going to be the first female president, or shall i say, presidant, aaha ha ha.'' 
 
 `` I would n't say that I should have never invited you to my wedding, because you are n't winning, in fact, you're losing, that would n't be nice of me, and i'm real nice.'' 
 
 `` did you think the millennials will vote for me, do we need to tell them that they vote today, someone do that reddit AMA thing and tell my people'' 
 
 `` Hey Sanders, i've been meaning to ask you, how did you make so much money without lying?'' 
 
 `` It was very simple, and let me share with you why. The people have been feeling very pressured. We've seen people have to work harder for a living. See that bartender, there's only one, there should be three of four bartenders. Maybe i cwould orda a drink around here.'' 
 
 `` I happen to like that bartender cause it's my bartender and once he served me a drink in a small glass, it made me feel small, so I fired him'' 
 
 `` No trump, that was a shot glass'' 
 
 `` ha ha gwood one hillary'' 
 
 `` diid somewhone order a drink around here.'' 
 
 `` hey Bill'' 
 
 `` Sanders, Trump, why hello there future president Clinton.'' ( muah ) 
 
 `` where were you Bill'' 
 
 `` oh i was smoking a J with Berry, i'm lit as hell, aaha ha ha, he should be in here soon.'' 
 
 `` More like Obrother, i never liked that guy'' 
 
 `` we know ya do n't trump''
