[ WP ] After a freak genetic modification accident involving trying to increase milk production , cows breed like rabbits . Nobody knows about this yet . Be the first person to discover this .

It was a hot day on the pastures yesterday. I had to count the cows to sell to the slaughterhouse, get the cows to the milking room, get the cows out of the milking room, and herd the cows to the grazeable fields west of the stables and south of the barnhouse. I went to bed peacefully, but I woke up today to something that dumbfounded me. 
 
 The grazeable fields, when I looked out the window, were flooded with my cattle. I had n't the slightest idea as to how they got so big, or so I thought, but they must've eaten a lot. I put on my hat, boots and jacket after getting ready for the day and took my trusty steed Hayesworth out to investigate. However, Hayesworth did n't want to go any farther than 60 yards from the cattle, who were getting restless, so I had to dismount and tie him to a spoke in the ground. 
 
 Once I walked the rest of the way, though, and let open the doorway, the cattle were charging out of the field. I had counted 65 cows and bulls just yesterday, and now I had five times as many packed into the fenced field. I had to tell someone, anyone, about this, even if they did n't believe me. After the last bull walked out of the field, I saw that all of the grass was beaten down and browned. There were hoofmarks everywhere. 
 
 I told my wife Bethany about the explosion in numbers, and she was shell-shocked by the news. She immediately wrote a letter to the local paper, the Breyar Picayune. I hope they report on it.
