[ FF ] Voice ( s ) on the radio .

G: I am confused. 
 
 H: How can you be possibly confused? 
 
 G: By that smudge. 
 
 H: What smudge? I do not see a smudge. 
 
 G: It is on this piece of paper. 
 
 H: But George, there is no smudge on that paper. 
 
 G: That is what is so confusing, I see the smudge but nobody else does. 
 
 H: Maybe you should have your eyes checked. 
 
 G: I can see perfectly well, hand me a book and I can read it easily. 
 
 H: Fine, here is a book, read it. 
 
 G: `` The Humberdink Shriekster is a colossal creature of immense power, it is has the ability to become invisible at will and spawn illusions to confuse lesser beings, it also likes to create conflict between any religion. The Humberdink Shriekster was first thought to existed by the profit....'' what kind of garbage is this! 
 
 H: It is the imagined folio, it is where the author, Kennedy Sphinx approached random people, asked them to make up a being or creature, and then he made a complete dictionary and short stories of those, is n't that fascinating. 
 
 G: Not particularly. 
 
 H: O come on! You must admit that it is at the very least interesting. 
 
 G: There is no doubt about that, maybe a bit crazy, but I could settle for interesting. In any case I believe I have displayed that my eyes are working properly. 
 
 H: Hmmmm.... than maybe your suffering under the effects of some recreational or medicinal drug. 
 
 G: All I had was cereal and a glass of orange juice this morning, and a sandwich with tea for lunch, the only drugs I have ever taken were Advil, Tylenol, caffeine, and some alcohol, that is it, nothing that should seriously temper with my mind. 
 
 H: Than maybe you are beginning to undergo the affects of a mental disease or disorder. 
 
 G: Are you suggesting that I am crazy or going to become crazy. 
 
 H: Going to. 
 
 G: How would I be able to deduce if I am? 
 
 H: Go to a psychologist. 
 
 G: I am not going to a psychologist. 
 
 H: Why not? 
 
 G: Because people will than think that I am crazy. 
 
 H: And there's the paranoia. 
 
 G: You are not a psychologist, so you are not able to tell if I am crazy or not. 
 
 H: Ah, so than it should not matter if you go to one for the people that may think you are crazy can not, in actuality, diagnose that you are since most of them would not be a psychologist. 
 
 G: It does not the matter that they are not able to properly deduce if I am or not, it is the fact that they may think that I am. 
 
 H: And why would that matter? 
 
 G: It would matter because if I am thought to be crazy by a wide range of people it could effect my job, and how my friends see me. How would I end up in a relationship if I am thought as crazy? 
 
 H: My dear George, may I ask you a question? 
 
 G: Sure thing Harold. 
 
 H: Do you think your crazy. 
 
 G: I do n't rightly know. 
 
 H: Just a yes or a no, would suffice. 
 
 G: I would then say no, I do not think myself crazy. 
 
 H: Well I really do not wish to say this to you but, everyone is crazy and the craziest of us are the ones who do n't think themselves as crazy. 
 
 G: But... I... ca n't be crazy 
 
 H: And why not? 
 
 G: Because that would not make sense 
 
 H: Much like why you see the smudge and no one else does? 
 
 G: Yeah- I mean no- I mean I do n't know. 
 
 H: George? 
 
 G: Yeah? 
 
 H: Would it help you to know that I actually did see the smudge on the paper, and lied just to tease you? 
 
 G: Yeah it would, it would also mean that you are a dick. 
 
 H: Fair enough, would it also help you to know that the Humberdink Shriekster does exist? 
 
 G: No, it would just mean that your crazy because such a thing like that does not possibly exist. 
 
 H: Then would it not help you then for me to let you know that I am simply an illusion created by the Humberdink Shriekster. 
 
 G: Hahaha, very funny Harold, nice try, but this prank is not going to work on me. 
 
 H: I'am a fade away now. 
 
 G: Harold, where did you go, this is not funny! Come back here!... Harold?... What's this on the ground?... A note... `` God is a colossal being of immense power and can go invisible at will... signed Kennedy Sphinx''
