[ WP ] During the great superhero war the Neo-Nazis seem to be winning . The Coalition government chances upon their last hope , the most powerful superhero ever . However , turns out he 's a ...

'A tiny midget?' Says the President 
 
'No, more of a super small human' comes the reply 
 
'What do you mean? I thought he was super powerful!?' 
 
 The Coalition Government are all crammed inside the small war room deep underground. Neverously they all gather around the laptop the Enhance Meta Human Consultant was holding. 
 
'I do n't understand he was meant to be the biggest-sorry-most powerful hero we've got' 
 
'I'm sorry sir, it was all propaganda from the last leader, those were all tiny sets' said the Joint Intelligence Officer 
 
'So he's not very strong at all?' 
 
'Oh he is - just proportionally to the world he's in' 
 
'Shit' 
 
 Silence hits the room. The Vice President coughs awkwardly. 
 
'What do we do now?' says the intern. His whole body shaking as he calls out. 
 
'Surrender?' Said Becki, who really should have called in sick today but decided that maybe the fate of the world might just be worth pushing through the sniffles for. 
 
'Are you mad? We've all heard the rumours about what they do to their prisoners' 
 
'Well about that...'' comes the weak reply from the Joint Intelligence Officer,'... we kinda made that up too. It really was n't my idea but Eric was really into the idea of uniting all the people against something - he was a big Avengers fan and well Neo-Nazis sounded pretty dangerous' 
 
 Red faced and confused the President asks'What the devil do you mean?' 
 
'Well, Neo-Nazis - they're real but not exactly what you think they are. They're the NEW Nazis. Like, totally re-invented. They do n't actually defeat anyone. They're actually quite reasonable. They're all about peace and harmony. All creeds and colours. Very NEW, like a breath of fresh air.The clue was in the name. NEO - means new. If they were just like the old Nazis they would have just called themselves Nazis. They're like proper socialists' 
 
'So what exactly have we been fighting all this time for' 
'Oh, well, freedom. Fries and the western way - look the last guy was a little worried that all this socialism thing would be a bit of an issue for us and what we've got going on.' 
 
'Wait, you mean we've been fighting and sending our troops to die against a bunch of liberal hippies' 
 
'Not exactly dying sir, more joining them once they see how reasonable they are' 
 
'So....so....we're the bad guys?' 
 
 The Vice President shuffles uncomfortably on his seat, he was begining to think if today was really the best day to wear his wife's knickers. This morning he thought'what the hell' might be the last day on earth before they take over but now he was wondering if it was worth all the chaffing. Still go out feeling happy with your life choices and all that. He was lost in thought when he heard what the room had decided. 
 
'... so nukes it is' 
 
 
 

