[ WP ] A horror story , but from the villains perspective , written as a comedy .

I made sure to apply my makeup extra carefully before putting on my suit. Today was going to be a good day. Today was going to be a good day. 
 
 All right, you can do it! Go out there and put on a show! 
 
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 As I wandered around the park, I made sure to smile at all the little kids and wink at their parents. I even bought things for them, like ice cream and balloons. I liked it when they trusted me. 
 
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 This was it: The big show! My big chance! I looked into the crowd and settled on a small boy in the third row. Silently, although I pretended to giggle ( it makes them feel more comfortable ), I pointed at him. His parents were a little hard to convince but I got him up on the stage. 
 
 `` Hi there, would you like to see what we have *behind* the curtain?'' 
 
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 Ok, this is n't going too well. This kid wo n't stop crying. I tried everything: Smiling, laughing, playing with him, giving him candies... 
 
 I know what will work. I'll put him in the'Fun House' for a while. 
 
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 Oh boy! He just discovered the fake door. 
 
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 Oops, I do n't think he's very smart. He's been staring at his reflection in the'Evil Mirror' for about twenty minutes. 
 
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 His parents are back but he's still in the'Fun House'! I'll distract them by making silly noises and hiding. Hopefully they like this more than he did. 
 
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 Another long day at the amusement park is finished. I sure hope the kids had fun!
