[ WP ] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life . If you win you go to heaven , lose you go to hell . Your job was an exterminator on earth .

Black. 
 
 Nothing but black. 
 
 The noise was unbearable. Even though I was sure that my ear drums had been blown apart seconds ago, the noise still stood there, screaming at me. 
 
 The blackness writhed around, ever moving. I could make out ants of all shapes and sizes near the bottom, and a ring of what seemed to be massive bees made up a large section of blackness. Those were probably the Giant Japanese hornets I had disposed of a few years back. I could make out rats, moths the size of windows, whole bee colonies swarming around, centipedes as long as I am tall, and many more unimaginable monstrosities, all blackened by the special pesticide I used. 
 
 Deer God, how am I gon na survive this? 
 
 A voice rang through my head. 
 
 `` Contestant, please get ready!'' 
 
 `` Contestant, may the odds ever be in your favour!'' 
 
 `` Release the horde!'' 
 
 The black mass swarmed towards me. 
 
 `` They say the best stories start with a blinding white light'' 
 
 * Morgan Freeman? * I thought, as a white light in the shape of a deer's head sliced through the black swarm, lasers beaming out through the lights eyes like a state of the art point defence system. Great swaths of bugs fell to the floor as the majestic deer tore the horde apart. 
 
 `` Morgan Freeman, you've came to rescue me!'' 
 
 `` I'm not Morgan Freeman anymore!'' the deer shaped light said as it continued its path of destruction against my once horrifying foes `` I am the Deer God, father of roadkill! You killed me-'' 
 
 `` No!'' I screamed, interrupting the ghostly deer gods speech `` do n't kill me, please!'' 
 
 `` - let me finish child, please'' 
 
 The last of the bugs fell. 
 
 `` And I forgive you'' 
 
 Some strange force surged through my body, corrupting my mind and turning my frame to steel. 
 
 `` Then only one more kill to go. Vroom vroom motherfucker!''
