[ WP ] At birth , everyone is randomly assigned one law they can break for the rest of their life . You are given ... .. loitering .

I used to stand outside of the Digimall. The whirling autoguards would fly above me. Every once in a while a young punk would find himself frozen, incapable of moving as the autoguard came down and transported his digital consciousness into a lock zone for the rest of his days. His body would be unable to move and sold off to the next person in need of a physical form. I was different. The autoguards were okay with me. Loitering was my free crime. Every person gets one law they're allowed to break. A few years ago, Secretary of Interior Aaron Vonnegut killed all eight people in his way to become president. He then declared himself immune to murder, and that evolved to every person getting one law that simply does n't apply to them. 
 
 I would loiter everywhere. It was the thrill of it all. You would see people commit crimes all the time, one time I saw a guy rob a bank and squirt a water gun at the bank teller. I was in New Orleans at the time so he got four years for squirting a water gun at a bank teller. Not for bank robbery though. The whole system's automated, so random weird state laws still apply. Sometimes you see a guy committing a crime just trying to see if the crime applied to them. Fact is, when whirling autoguards hunt down criminals and can sell your body off for thousands, it became a thrill to break the law. 
 
 Once I met a legal mugger who tried his special skill on me and I talked to him for thirty minutes before an auto guard froze the mugger for loitering. As I saw his body crumple to the ground I realized that my skill had a power to it. You see most crimes have a problem. Sure someone could *murder*, but by slitting their throats they're still committing assault and battery. Someone robs a bank they're still entering an area with a weapon illegally, but loitering? Loitering had no problems. I became a fighter of non-crime, bringing out known criminals and talking to them for ours. Loitering charge after loitering charge. I had broken the system. 
 
 Suddenly I felt my body freeze: `` You are under arrest for vigilantism of which you are not approved.''
