[ WP ] You are a mapmaker , part of a secret order of mapmakers who have been inciting wars and rebellion for centuries in order to stay in business updating maps .

Manwell Jackerson walked to the window and looked out it as he spoke to the board members. 
 
 `` You are all a bunch of assholes and I should rule this country.'' 
 
 The second most noteworthy man in the room stood up in protest, `` Not true! I helped you clean your sink once, that was nice of me.'' 
 
 Manwell spun faster than Captain Spinster and glared daggers at him, `` But my sink is dirty again, so what good are you!? Get out of here before I murder you like I murdered Eddy.'' 
 
 Suddenly everyone in the room gasped. 
 
 The police were called and Manwell was hauled off to the state pen where he served 5-10 years but got out after 6 for good behavior. 
 
 THE END. 

