[ WP ] The hero beats the villain by stooping even lower .

`` AHAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY! I have defeated Indestructible Man by obtaining the platinum key!'' Sinister Scowl announced to the neighborhood as he strutted proudly toward his house. `` Now, no one can take it from my...'' At that moment, Sinister Scowl saw that Indestructible Man was exiting his front door. `` Wait- what are you doing at my house?'' Behind Indestructible Man came Miriam Scowl, Sinister Scowl's lovely old mother. She quaked as she kept her balance, cane in her hand and barely walking through her arthritis. 
 
 `` Oh, Hi Marvin!'' she greeted Sinister Scowl, whose face drooped. 
 
 `` Mother, what are you doing with him?'' He wondered. 
 
 `` Oh, this young man has offered to take me on a date!'' She explained, delighted. Sinister Scowl stood, paralyzed with emotion- he was n't sure if it was fear, or anger, or embarrassment. Indestructible Man smiled at Miriam and then at Sinister Scowl. 
 
 `` Perhaps, you'll let me have a moment alone with... *Marvin*,'' he said to Miriam and hopped off the porch gingerly, tucking his arm around Sinister Scowl's shoulders and pulling the scrawny supervillain aside. `` So, how's the platinum key?'' 
 
 `` It's safe, that's how it is. Safe, away from you,'' snapped Scowl. 
 
 `` Okay, sure buddy. Sure. Listen, here's the deal. You're going to give me that key back, or I'm going to fuck your mom,'' explained Indestructible Man as bluntly as possible. 
 
 `` She would never-'' 
 
 `` Already got some over the bra touching actually,'' he shut Scowl up. `` And tonight, after dinner, I'm gon na dick her down. That is... if I do n't have the platinum key.'' 
 
 `` Are you fucking kidding me?!'' Scowl barked. `` She's like eighty! What the fuck is wrong with you?!'' 
 
 `` Uh, wow. How disrespectful is that?'' he said to Miriam. `` Your son just does n't think you can have a good time anymore, can you believe that?'' 
 
 `` Oh, he's always been a sourpuss,'' she waved her hand and slowly creaked down the two steps leading to the porch and took Indestructible Man by the arm. `` Come on, we're gon na be late for the movie, sweety, and I want to get a little boom boom during the trailers!'' She slapped Indestructible Man's ass and his eyes lit up. 
 
 `` Whoa! Would you look at that!'' he winked at Sinister Scowl as they started to walk toward the car. `` Hey, uh- just you know, give me a call if you change your mind about that key!'' 
 
 Sinister Scowl's face turned into a real scowl, one he had n't worn in days since tracking down and capturing the key. He felt his teeth grind as Indestructible Man helped his mother into his Benz. Scowl hated to admit it... but the bastard had won. 
 
 Again.
