[ WP ] Your entire life has theme music . Every day up until now it has been upbeat and melodic , today you wake up and it is sad and ominous .

E minor? You've got to be kidding me. Today starts in E. Fucking. Minor? Of course I'm rattled! Do n't look at me like that. Stop it! You think I'm about to literally explode or something? No, I'm not. Come on, that's silly. It's fine, OK? I'm fine. I got it. 
 
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 But seriously, E minor?! It just so wrong. You know Janet's theme song? Like, when she walks into the room, and just seems to kill everyone's buzz, and then slowly your Song starts to modulate, and then it -- yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about! I mean, do n't get me wrong, I feel bad for her, but she's just such a downer to be around. Anyway, that's exactly what this sounds like. This really sucks. 
 
 Jeez, give me a I-IV-V day over this. Anything else, really. I've never had this happen before. Do you know anybody who's had something like this? I feel so anxious! Look here; I walk over to my wardrobe, I start to open it, and then there are these violins, trilling back and forth, getting louder and louder. I know there's nothing inside, but this music makes me worried about it anyway! You could n't even imagine. 
 
 Wow. My Song has been like this for over two hours. If it was n't so fucking anxiety-inducing, I reckon I'd be bored out of my skull, that's how repetitive it is. Do you think I should go see a doctor? Yeah, I think that's a good idea too. I'll wait a couple more hours, and go to the clinic if it has n't modulated itself back into G major, or something. In the meantime, I should probably write down my symptoms. Do you have any staff paper on you? Thanks... See? Look at this, it's got all these sad intervals in it. 3 minor thirds in 3 measures! Unbelievable. 
 
 The doctor says there's nothing he can do. I just have to wait for a while and hope it goes away. He gave me some volume-adjustment pills, but that stuff will make you so tired, and I still have to finish my project for tomorrow. I do n't know how I'm going to find the motivation to work on it though, with this melody playing. Yes, I know other people deal with this all the time, but I've never had this before. That's just not me. Not who I am. Just trust me, it really sucks. 
 
 This is lasting forever. What an awful day. You of all people know that I'm not religious. But I honestly have half a mind to pray to The Composer right now. It's worth a shot right? If she really does exist, it ca n't hurt. If she'd even just change the key for a few minutes, that would be wonderful. Your grandmother prays right? Do you know her prayers? Or at least some of the lyrics?
