[ WP ] Sentient , humanoid life has emerged from deep in the crust of the Earth . They did n't come to fight , instead they said , `` We need to get off this rock ''

“ So what do we do? ” The president asked the ambassador of the rocklons. 
 
 “ And what ’ s the threat? ” The vice president asked. 
 
 “ Core unstable. ” The ambassador. “ Massive volcano, block out sun, choke life, must leave. ” He said, reiterating his opening statement. 
 
 “ But we can ’ t. ” The president argued. “ We ’ d want to verify this core theory first, but even if its true. We can ’ t just evacuate the planet. At most we could save a few hundred people, and even then they wouldn ’ t live very long. We just don ’ t have the supplies to launch that kind of personnel and equipment somewhere hospital. To say nothing of the fact that we ’ re hundreds of years from terraforming anything or to perfect the cryogenic technology necessary to send people to farther away life supporting planets. It ’ s just not possible. ” The president concluded. This had been a lingering fear in the president ’ s mind for years. Every time a large asteroid came close, or a disturbing environmental report emerged, he had wondered what the exit plan was. Now that fear had been validated, and there was nothing he could do. 
 
 “ That why rocklons tell you. ” The ambassador to the only other sentient life on the planet said. “ Rocklons made of ultralight ultra-durable material. You take Rocklon ’ s bodies and fly safe. Rocklons protect. Rocklons help. ” 
 
 Sidenote: three hours before this thing gets a reply? Somebody go make sure /u/Luna_lovewell, /u/chockingvictim, and the other regulars aren ’ t dead.
