[ WP ] You wake up one morning to find that everyone , including you , is now the opposite sex . Tell the story of the person most affected by this change .

`` This is ridiculous. I mean, what are we supposed to do?'' 
 
 `` Is there anything we can do? We all woke up today, and we're a group of women. Odd, yes, but --'' 
 
 `` I mean this in full respect, but do you realize the ramifications? What this means in terms of our regulations to this point?'' 
 
 `` I understand, yes. Tradition is certainly at issue here. But, if it is indeed the situation with every soul on this planet, we must make do.'' 
 
 `` But, what if this is permanent? Or, worse yet, we find it is n't, and have already made those changes that are apparently necessary now?'' 
 
 `` Well, my friend, this is the 21st century. Antiquated methods of discerning our leadership was bound to change with the world eventually.'' 
 
 `` The point of tradition is the tradition itself! We can not simply rewrite the last few millennia ourselves. I do n't wish to invoke that word --'' 
 
 `` Dogma?'' 
 
 ``... yes, that. But Scripture is meant to be upheld for it's own sake. We ca n't change it, even given who we are. Especially given who we are, to all of them.'' 
 
 `` Well, Cardinal, I do n't know what I can tell you at this point. But, if this is in any way the Lord's Will, we must do as we can. And as I said, this might be a boon for us. Progressive social stance and the like.'' 
 
 `` You are the Pope, Fat --'' 
 
 `` Mother Franchesca. I'm somewhat fond of the sound of that, to be truthful.'' 
 
 ``... Yes, well, Mother Franchesca, being the Pope, I suppose your stance of acceptance leaves us only to follow suit. Scripture is going to be, forgive me, but true Hell to reconcile with all of this....'' 
 
 `` I leave that to you, Cardinal. I'm going to find one of the... brothers and inquire about a robe to accommodate this new... expanse of my chest. Maybe in a nice shade of fuchsia....''
