[ WP ] You 've just taken your oath and are sworn in as President of the USA , the question you ask your staff `` So be honest ... ..aliens do n't really exist ... ..right ? ''

`` Soooo......... I'm president.'' 
 
 `` You are, Sir.'' answered a suited man in front of the newly elected president in a cold voice. 
 
 `` Well, be honest with me, pal. There ai n't any aliens around here, eh? They do n't exist, amirite?'' 
 At his first day of the Job, Percy Dent - or rather President Dent - wanted to show his staff his humouros side. Their faces all seemed so blank and dry. Surrounded by 7 expressionless statues of men, he felt the need to lighten the mood. 
 
 `` You certainly are, Sir.'' One of them replied unimpressed. No one laughed. 
 
'At least I tried' Percy thought to himself. 
 
 `` So. No surprises there, as expected. Shall we proceed then?'' 
 
 `` As you wish Sir. On the matter of our current...... 
 
 
 
 I like to keep the story real. 
 
 
 
 Edit: Sorry, somehow the format fucked up.
