[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

How did this happen? You would think that the President of the United States would be playing on private servers with other foreign leaders, but no here he was playing the new Black Ops in the public server. I only realized this when I tore him apart with my SMG and shouted `` suck it n00b!'' He responded, `` A-A-Let me be clear. That is the last -- That is the last time you will be able to...'' When his audio cut out. I love getting to hear my enemies after I kill them it's always hilarious. 
 
 I quickly looked down at the sidebar where the gamertag of the last enemy killed was listed next to who killed them and how. Tehldroftehfreewrld, was just ripped apart by xXxGitSum4206969xXx's sub-machine gun. I commit that tag to memory, targeting him. Soon after I was able to stick him with Semtex, as I saw the explosion I shouted, `` Shit, you flew up faster than the unemployment rate!'' He responded in his usual cool collected voice, `` Actually unemployment has fallen under my most re --'' Cut off again by the time limit. 
 
 Stalking him around the map continued for the duration of the match. The more I killed him the more I shouted things like, `` How's that for *Fast and Furious*?'' or `` Aww is this too much gun violence for you? Are you going to try to take these guns too?'' or `` you crashed faster than the economy!'' or even, `` It's like shooting the ambassador in Benghazi! No resistance!'' As the assault continued, I could hear the president getting angrier and angrier. After the last one he nearly shouted, `` Al-alright that's just in poor taste.'' Finally I ran along the wall behind the unsuspecting president and put him down yet again. `` I'm like Lee Harvey Oswald!'' I shouted as the final killcam showed the events that had transpired. The score came up just after. I led my team with 36 kills and seven deaths. Obama had one kill and forty deaths. 
 
 As the screen flipped back to matchmaking, Obama spoke, finally not getting cut off by the time limit. I heard his voice loud and clear through my headset. `` Listen Jason,'' he started almost menacingly. I started rifling through my brain trying to figure out how he had learned my name. I had n't said it, nor had any of my friends joined the game. As I worried, he continued, `` This game was a lot of fun! Maybe I'll get to be as good as you someday!'' 
 
 `` I do n't believe it.'' Mark said as he attempted to quickscope me. `` It's true! He even added me! Look!'' Jason pressed the Xbox button and clicked on friends. He searched for tehldroftehfreewrld, but found nothing. `` B-But I swear he...'' I stammered as he looked in disbelief. `` Yeah I'm sure,'' Mark said as he picked up his backpack. `` I got ta get home, my mom sent like fifty texts. I'm probably grounded now.'' He sighed. `` See you tomorrow.'' He said as he left the room. And as soon as he did, I received a PM from tehldroftehfreewrld. It said, `` No one will ever believe you. -- BO'' 
 
 I saw Mark at school the next day. `` Hey man, how much trouble did you get in?'' I asked as we sat down before class. `` It was the weirdest thing. Mom said she never text me. And when I opened my phone to show her, all of the texts were gone, including the one where I told her I was on my way...'' He answered obviously confused. `` That is really weird... Oh yeah! I almost forgot! I got a PM from tehldroftehfreewrld! It said,'No one is going to believe you' or something like that.'' I nearly shouted. `` You know, its mean to lie, especially about something so stupid, Jason.'' Mark answered annoyed. `` I'll prove it to you! come to my place after school.'' I shot back. After school we both went to my house. When I pulled up my PMs, Obama's was gone.
