[ WP ] A box materializes on the floor of the House chamber , in the middle of the US State of the Union Address .

The speaker of the house looked at the box. It was a mysterious blue. A shade of blue he had never seen before. Amazed by this new color he walked over to the box. He stared at if for awhile. And then as if he had n't thought about the implications, he haphazardly pushed a button on the box. A life form escaped the box and said, 
 
 `` HI! I'M MR MEESEEKS! LOOK AT ME!'' Confused the speaker asked, `` Who are you?'' 
 
 `` I'm Mr. Meeseeks, I help you with whatever you need!'' The speaker became excited. he said, 
 
 `` can you help us decide if we should imprison all Muslims, like the Nazis did, the Jews?'' 
 
 `` SURE!!! I can do that, I'm Mr. Meeseeks.'' 
 
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 The speaker thanked Mr. Meeseeks with all his help. The speaker asked, `` What will you do now?'' Mr. Meeseeks responds, `` Your failures are your own, old man! I say, FOLLOW THROOOOUGH!'' and poof, he disappeared. 
 
 `` What the fuck does that mean?'' said the speaker of the house.
