[ EU ] Tell me about the romantic endeavors of a character from one of your favorite universes - but switch genre/tone at least twice .

Batman's sweat drenched his skin tight bat suit. 
 
 `` Your a tough one to catch'' Selena slowly paced her way over to batman. Her suit softer and less tight than batman's. It had a long zipper down the front which was pulled down far enough to reveal her pale, white bosom. The edge of a nipple just barely peaking out. 
 
 `` You could say I'm slippery'' gravelled 
 Batman. His arm found its way around the woman and his hand caressed her ass. It was firm, solid and of course lovable. Selena's body rubbed up against batman like a cat. Her hand fell to his large chest. She could feel his heart thumping loudly through the suit. Muscles tightened as they locked their bodies around each other. Then came that laugh. Oh, god the laughter. Noone could forget that laughter. 
 
 `` Room for one more?'' A face twisted itself out of the darkness. At first the only thing you could make out was the smile. That bright red smile that kept batman awake in fear. The face came next. All the makeup made it hard to disern the disfigurement: Scars and bruises, mementos to all of batman's past failures 
 
 `` Joker!'' Batman reached for a batarang, and push selena away, but only felt a peircing pain in his right hand. Selena's nails dug into him and he could n't move. 
 
 `` Some kind of toxin, Paralysis. Selena why?'' Batman still had the ability to turn his head to look at selena, but he did not turn. 
 
 `` I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Do n't worry, there was a healthy dose of viagra mixed with that toxin.'' The joker slowly approached with a knife drawn. His breath smelled like the sewer he bent down and placed the knife at batman's crotch. The knife dug into the leather layer of the bat suit. But... 
 
 Alas do n't take fright. Robin joined the fight. Robin swooped in with his sweeps and his flaps. He was able to get the knife with his weeps and his daps. Joker and cat woman were so oh full of piss. That they might just have to call their mom or sis. Batman was still stunned, while that baddies were all shunned. The lad lead with a kick and bat at the cat but she flip and cloped. The joker thought about joining, but left, for this comic was a flop. 
 The cat clawed and hiss. The bird sung and tissed. 
 
 The fight was long and brutal. It may of been crucial. A bat's heart is n't easy to win, yet it's simple to make one sin. The battle bared fruit, the cat gave in. Batman slowy began to move again. Then batman and robin left to find somewhere unseen, which is perfecly okay, because in this writing prompt Robin's eighteen. 
 
 Edit: kind hard to write and edit on mobile. I apologize for errors. 

