[ WP ] The death of the penultimate human .

Fucking Frank. That showoffy bastard is always doing stupid shit. Ever since we were sent to the future in that time machine he's been pulling the same crap. `` There are no police, I do n't have to wear pants anymore!'' 
 
 People wear pants because it's common courtesy. You're not the last person on the planet, you know. I'm here, I've been here the entire time. 
 
 I was there when you broke apart our ship in the middle of winter in order to make a sled. Did you even invite me? No, you did it while I was out collecting berries and then the both of us had to sleep out in the cold instead of in our ship. 
 
 Well it's been long enough, Frank. I ca n't stand to live with you anymore. That's why I poisoned your water with the bad berries. Maybe I was `` lame'' for spending my days collecting berries instead of trying to tame the coogabears, but now you're the lame one, as in you wo n't be able to walk. Because you're dead. 
 
 Hahaha. Fucking Frank.
