[ WP ] `` Zombies ? Let me guess , they 're eating peoples ' brains ? '' `` Even worse ! They 're drinking all the beer ! ''

`` Are you sure they're zombies?'' Leon cocked an eyebrow at his friend. Jamie, PhD and medical doctor to boot, nodded gravely. 
 
 `` They're undead. They're falling apart, man. It's completely gross to look at one.'' 
 
 `` And you... created these things in your lab?'' 
 
 Jamie looked toward the floor. Both of his hands were on the diner table, tightening slightly. After a few moments pause he gave a quick nod. 
 
 `` So... I dunno man. Beer stealing creatures of the undead does n't scream *zombie* to me. Where's the terror? The apocalypse? Brad Pitt doing impossible feats while still maintaining perfect hair?'' 
 
 Jamie frowned. `` I should n't even be telling you this. It's top secret. They're biohazards. I could be arrested for treason.'' 
 
 `` Because you created a faux zombie?'' 
 
 `` They are n't faux!'' Jamie hit his first against the table. `` These are real zombies, Leon. And the government is planning something. Something sinister and real and it very well may lead to the next apocalypse. 
 
 Leon looked around at the mostly empty tavern. Jamie's outburst had caused a few of the heads to turn their way. Leon shot then a small apologetic smile. 
 
 He lowered his voice and leaned toward Jamie. `` Say they are zombies. They do n't eat brains, they just drink beer. What's wrong with that? So we make more beer.'' 
 
 Jamie's face had turned a shade of green. He looked down at the table. 
 
 `` There's some really important detail you're leaving out here,'' Leon said. 
 
 `` I... I'll be fired. I'll be arrested for treason.'' 
 
 `` Why. There just in a lab, right?'' 
 
 Jamie hung his head a little further. Then after a moment he shook it from side to side. `` They wanted to experiment. So they sent them to colleges. It was years ago that they started doing this. They did n't expect the... reaction. The zombies look like normal people. They just survive on beer and it's fine but... but... Shit, Leon. They're starting to be more aggressive. They're breaking laws. They're starting to be violent.'' 
 
 `` You sent them to universities? How do you keep tabs on them.'' 
 
 Jamie looked around the bar before leaning close. `` You know what a fraternity is?''
