[ WP ] When you die the afterlife is an arena where you face every insect and animal you killed in your life . If you win you go to heaven , lose you go to hell . Your job was an exterminator on earth .

*snap* *snap* `` wake up buddy, it's show time''. I picked myself up, pushing myself off the cold steel floor, I was in a prison cell? The walls were steel, bolted together in mismatched pieces, like it was made from scrap metal. There was a gate made of jagged, sharp looking rusted bars. `` Where am I? What's going on?'' `` You're dead buddy, good luck''. The cell shifted, the gate opened and I was dropped out, about 10 feet onto hard ground. I spit sand and clay out of my mouth and gathered myself. I was barely on my knees when I was hit, hard in the side by something big. It knocked the wind out of me, I looked up at the dust cloud and saw the beast circling me. I picked myself up and ran, desperately gasping for breath. I hit something with my foot and tripped, faceplanting in the dirt. I looked behind and saw a rusted, jagged pipe, jutting out of the ground. I quickly grabbed the pipe and yanked upward with all my might. The pipe was stubborn, but slowly gave way and snapped off. I dug it into the dirt and pointed it at the beast. As it approached I noticed something oddly familiar.... the mandibles... the exoskeleton... the head... a beetle? I remembered the small gap in its hard carapace right behind the head area. I aimed the pipe and braced myself for impact. The pipe hit its mark, skewering the insect and stopping him in his tracks. I had just noticed the loud cries of the crowd, shouting and celebrating my victory. I raised my hands and smiled, then something large came into contact with my head and turned the world black. I awoke in the same cage, this time a man with a halo and bright white robe stared into the container. `` Good morning, and good work. That was one of the creatures you killed in your lifetime. You've got..... 143,822 more to go. Good luck buddy. A word of advice, the ants are stronger than they look, but you already know that. Also, I really hope you are n't afraid of spiders...''
