[ WP ] god 's engineer finally emailed him back : `` I got the new designs for these 'humans ' , but there is n't enough room in the budget for this 'love ' you wanted them to have . Something else has got to go . ''

It had been a long week so far. 
 
 `` Hair?'' 
 
 Shaking his head the engineer sighed, `` Nope, that's an unfortunate side effect we need for there to be babies.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know,'' God screamed drunkenly. `` How about skin? Can we get rid of the skin?'' 
 
 `` No! Are you a psychopath?'' 
 
 God gurgled a `` Pfft...'' then hiccuped and took another sip of ambrosia. 
 
 `` No! We can not get rid of the skin.'' 
 
 `` How about the nipples?'' 
 
 `` No! Nipples are skin!... and also: babies!'' 
 
 `` Fine!'' he and all of creation boomed, `` you're such a prick!'' Reclining in his throne he kicked up his feet and stroked his beard. `` Feet! Why do they...'' 
 
 `` Stop thinking outside the box God! It's pretty simple.'' 
 
 `` Okay, okay, okay.... Xray vision?'' 
 
 `` Already scratched.'' 
 
 `` Time travelling?'' 
 
 `` Nope, scratched too hard to implement.'' 
 
 `` Expandable cheeks?'' 
 
 `` Different animal.'' 
 
 `` I got it! Gliding using their skin.'' 
 
 `` I think you're thinking of flying squirrels... and what's with this fascination on skin?'' 
 
 `` AHHHHHHHH! Why does this have to be so hard! The rest were so easy! Ca n't we just make... another beatle... It's... It's so...'' 
 
 `` I'm putting my foot down. No more beatles!'' 
 
 A tense moment passed. 
 
 `` The radio antenna?'' 
 
 `` Bingo,'' the engineer said as he scratched it from the list, shrugging: `` I've been saying that...'' 
 
 `` I know,'' God laughed, `` I did n't even think... dead giveaway they're all robots, right?'' 
 

