[ wp ] You stumble upon a genie in a bottle , instead of granting three wishes he gives you three choices . End world hunger , stop all current and future wars or find out what 's in the box .

`` What? This has to be a joke.'' 
 
 `` Nopity nope, this is how it is mate. Take it or leave it.'' 
 
 `` Alright, let me think.'' 
 
 That day was the weirdest day of my life. Not really the weirdest, but definitely the most disappointing. 
 
 `` If I end world hunger there would be a lot less death, but what about thirst? People need water to live too, so it would be pretty pointless.'' 
 
 `` I do n't know why you're explaining this to me, man. I'm jus-'' 
 
 `` Shut up, I'm trying to think.'' 
 
 ^^^'' Twat.'' 
 
 `` Getting rid of war would be incredibly helpful. No more people would need to die for no reason, no more innocents would be killed, no more childs would be homeless.'' 
 
 `` Uhh, that's not how-'' 
 
 `` Did I ask for your opinion? That's it, give me the box.'' 
 
 `` What? But you said it would be be-'' 
 
 `` I do n't care, give me the box.'' 
 
 `` Look, I could go on an hour-long explanation of why this is a bad idea but I do n't care anymore. Have your box and a good day, sir.'' 
 
 *poof* 
 
 The genie disappeared and out of nowhere, a box fell on my hands. I opened it and inside was a mirror, but it did n't reflect my face for some reason. 
 
 It reflected a butt-hole. 
 
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