[ EU ] instead of getting a buzz lightyear action figure , andy from toy story gets a Cthulhu figurine .

`` It's a... Action figure of some kind of...'' 
 
 `` WHAT? What is iiiit?'' exclaimed Rex, shaking the baby monitor in a panic. 
 
 Pandemonium reigned in the room, whilst a Woody doll tried to maintain control. 
 
 He was the Law, after all. 
 
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 The boy left the toy. On his bed. 
 
 Fitting. The Sleeper on the bed. 
 
 It awakened. 
 
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 `` Uh... Hi there. I'm Woody, and you're kind of in my spot there. The bed is...'' 
 
 The cephalopod head on a humanoid shape with reptilian features just stared at the cowboy and shook a tentacle absently. 
 
 `` I guess you do n't understand me, huh? Okay, well, I'm kind of the leader in this room, and you are the new guy, yes, you. So we need to go over some ground rules, okay?'' 
 
 The cephalopod smiled. How it smiled considering its mouth by all rights should be where its neck's windpipe was is a question for parabiologists and toy designers, but the creature gave an expression of cruel contentment. 
 
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 It was one week later, when Little Bo Peep was shattered in a ritual sacrifice by the Troll dolls to cause the wrath of their cephalopedian master to reign upon the toys Andy preferred over them that Woody had to take matters into his own hands and get people to resist the new guy's apparent call to arms against the popular toys.
