[ WP ] Since /u/sakanagai 's flair says he harbors a dark secret , what 's his secret ?


 WritingPromptsBot stood in the center of Mission Control, a moderation watch room in the center of the subreddit. Vacuum tubes and flashing lights illuminated the room as the robot turned to watch various monitors. 
 
 lordmalifico was drunk in a hallway, with his pockets being picked by one of the non-moderator users while another stole his shoes, AgonistAgent was busy looking over previous posts in the Archive, SurvivorType sat in the Mod Lounge with Ryan Kinder, the two sharing a pack of cigarettes, and lastly, halfhound was hitting a stack of computer servers with a wrench. After a while, the man wiped his brow and plugged the servers into an outlet brick. 
 
 Behind him, sakanagai slipped into the room, gave a quick look around to see if he was followed, and approached halfhound. In a sickeningly fast motion, Sakanagai's grew a wide set of wings and a pair of vampiric fangs. He attacked halfhound and fled after draining just enough life-bearing vitae from him, leaving the other moderator dazed and disoriented from the attack. 
 
 halfhound, apparently having no memory of the attack, continued to hit a stack of computer servers with a wrench. 
 
 WritingPromptsBot just stared with a robotic expression of horror on the module that could be considered his face. A dot-matrix printed sheet of paper gradually slid out of his mouth, emblazoned with the letters'OMG.' 

