[ WP ] You were born with a large birthmark in the shape of a dragon . However , this is just a coincidence ; there is absolutely nothing magical about it , and you 're getting really tired of explaining this .

`` I am glad you are here for your physical.'' The Doctor says. 
 
 `` Oh yes. Me too. Thank you Doctor.'' I say casually. 
 
 The Doctor asks some questions and touches your wrist and your neck. 
 
 `` Things are looking good. Yes Yes.'' Says the Doctor. `` Let's take off your shirt and check some more body stuff.'' 
 
 I remove my shirt. The doctor's eyes open wide when he sees my back and sees the Dragon shaped BirthMark sitting in the center. 
 
 `` My God! You are the child of prophecy!'' He gasps. 
 
 `` No No Doctor. It really is nothing.'' 
 
 The Doctor vomits. His eyes are wide with excitement. 
 
 I think `` Here we go again.'' 
 
 The Doctor appears to be in a trance. `` The Dragon Child has returned to this land.'' 
 
 I roll my eyes. It appears like this routine physical will no longer be routine. 
 
 
 ( End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT )
