[ WP ] Knowledge is power , and magic is might ... but all of that energy has to come from somewhere . Write a story where fat is the natural human storage of Mana or MP .


 It's six years since the fat awakening 
 When lardy men realized their latent talent 
 To alter matter with their blubbering 
 And doughy flesh in ways no short of magic. 
 
 It's now a body full of tubby men 
 In charge of all the planet's governments. 
 They swiftly, as to nothing else, defend 
 Their large stock stores of candied sustenance. 
 
 The meek, the small, the skinny old and young, 
 All fear the might of glucose stored inside 
 Their sweaty, sweaty pores. At last time's come 
 The morbidly obese now rule all in sight. 
 
 The prophecies, foretold in skinny days, were true 
 Those who consume large amounts of butter now rule.
