[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

When you choose to become a demon, it can be nerve-wracking. It ’ s new, exciting, and you don ’ t always get to choose who you possess or torment. I find that it ’ s best to keep a level head, and keep you ’ re nose to the grindstone. The work is tough but fair. 
 
 On a few rare occasions, you might win the lottery, literally. We have a lottery on the first and third Tuesdays of every month. The winnings vary, but every Christmas they offer one Hitler possession. As you know, there are 666 of us, so the odds aren ’ t all that bad. I was lucky enough to get the Hitler prize two years in a decade. I had so much fun the first time, but I thought it would just be in the spirit of things to give to those in greater need. Just a few weeks earlier we received a new replacement for an out of date demon. The youngest ever demon, eight years old! I couldn ’ t help myself, I wanted to see what she could do. She was itching to prove herself, obviously. She was inspiring, but she was suspended for several months after trying to possess multiple entities at once. It ’ s very dangerous if you didn ’ t know. Only a rare few have ever survived that very feat. 
 
 We spent a lot of time together in those months, and we soon became fast friends. She was grateful, but she also came to find she could confide in me. For I was the only other demon in existence at the time who had survived a multiple possession. It ’ s a euphoric experience, which is hard to kick. It ’ s for good reason that you are put on suspension. That, however, does not mean you have all the free time in the universe. You must ride out your punishment as an on call, to be summoned, demon. 
 
 The only warning you receive is for a mere 5-10 seconds before being summoned you go blind and deaf except for a faint buzzing in the ears. I explained this all to our newest recruit, for she was frightened. You may have expected a harder reserve from a demon, but we are very misunderstood. As I told you before, we celebrate Christmas. I mean there are of course more virgin sacrifices then mistletoe but I ’ m sure you can see the fun in that. 
 
 I had to go back 70 years to explain my stint for the on call punishment I served. Times have certainly changed, but I ’ m telling you, teenage girls have not. Oh yes, these were the most offensive of punishments. For there is nothing more fearsome than a teenage girl. Unfortunately, thanks to the different timezones, you could be called on at any second of the day. Most importantly, due to one of the 666 rules we have to abide by ( of course ), we have to stay with those that call upon us until we are released. 
 
 I shared all I could with my young apprentice as she peppered me with questions. I tried to explain that her experience as an 8 yr old girl would be far different than mine as a nearly 1200 yr demon permanently stuck as a 74 yr old man. I ’ m sure her plight will not be easy, but I hope her patience lasts longer than mine did…
