[ WP ] You are one of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse . As the time approaches to wipe out all life on earth you have a change of heart and decide to lead a rebellion .

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 `` Ah come on, do n't be like this'' 
 
 `` Yeah, we need you, heaven needs you. Heck, even hell needs you right now.'' 
 
 `` No, I wo n't do it! I *can't* do it'' 
 
 `` No, You are the only one *can*! We ca n't kill those people, like you do. Famine takes weeks at least, Conquest is n't working now that they all united under one banner and those small tribe wars is all War can accomplish in this time of unity. We need you Death. Be a good sport and help us out here, will you? It's been months now.'' 
 
 In the aftermath of the Apocalypse it would seem humanity actually found peace. After the initial culling took place people learned to live with the idea of actual demons and finally banded together to prevent the Apocalypse. Their leader was their God, a self-proclaimed Savior, the only one who could kill those vengeful demons. Or so he made them believe. In reality, those demons were angels doing the work that Death would n't, Death on the other hand went undercover and fought against the angels. His dominion over death was the only reason he could harm the angels. When heaven saw the angel body-count, they called for a truce to reason with Death. Death, who is currently being revered on earth as God, had left Earth when it seemed they found peace. His rebellion lasted a month and now with everyone waiting on Death it looks as if heaven is closed; immigration has no souls to process and the Apocalypse prevents Customer Service from answering any prayers. With all the people venerating Death even the demons have no one to convert away from worshiping God. 
 
 
 Famine and Conquest had tried every day to persuade Death, but he just would n't budge. War was the only one who had given up hope from the start. He was the oldest of the four horseman as he was the only of the current 4 riders that had experienced all 3.513.641.982.114.453 Apocalypses, the rest had at best half of that. War was infuriated by the new Death's change of heart and marched right back to heaven to plead with God to fire him. 
 God on the other hand let it all play out without His divine intervention. War figured He enjoyed this little charade as it finally brought something new for Him to watch over. 
 
 
 `` Look, God is letting me do this, He knows I'm right... why do you think we have all these apocalypses? Every time we start over with the'good' people in the new world they eventually screw it up. They have been doing that over and over. Face it guys, this whole idea of the good people living on is n't cutting it. There is no GOOD and EVIL, us angels and even the demons have been deceived from the start, the humans have the right idea now. They-'' 
 
 `` I ca n't take it anymore! What do humans know? They only existed for a measly few thousand years, and that is counting the species as a whole, not the insignificant amount of time they call a life. There is no way in heaven or hell or earth that they know any better. Just do this one Apocalypse for us and we'll talk about this new ideal of yours when we wait for the next Apocalypse. Do we have a deal?'' 
 
 Before Death could even utter a word Gabriel stormed into the room. 
 
 `` Esteemed colleagues and guest, I have important news. There have been some new developments in heaven and on earth!'' 
 
 `` In heaven you say? Since when did stuff start happening there? That place has n't seen any action since this started'' 
 
 `` My apologies, but it would seem that War has staged his own uprising'' 
 
 `` SAY WHAT NOW?!!! `` -they all echoed in unison as the eyes of Conquest and Famine widened as did the eyesockets of Death, all in disbelief. 
 
 `` It would seem that War has convened with the souls in Purgatory, the ones who are awaiting the end of the Apocalypse before they can enter heaven. Even those that are likely to go to hell have joined in.'' 
 
 
 Those few seconds of silence after Gabriel dropped the news seemed like a human eternity, but eventually Famine opened his mouth: `` Hold on, you are telling us that the deceased human souls, the good and the bad are joining in an uprising to force Death to kill the rest of humanity just so that they can exit the waiting room?'' 
 
 Death echoed in: `` Do n't they know that that is pretty evil and they are basically signing themselves up to go to hell?'' 
 
 `` Apparently, War promised them that to have their sin-counter halved, even the unapologetic sinners think they have a shot at heaven now'' Gabriel replied 
 
 `` That is ludicrous! War ca n't promise any of that'' 
 
 `` In his exact words: Heareth me, ye righteous and ye deviled. This treason from Death must hold no longer. Riseth up with me and I shall quell his insurgence. I hath been given dominion over thine sins and all those who stand with me shall have thine sins halveth. Followeth me to the Pearly gates and we shall bringeth a halt to their shameless resistance to die'' 
 
 Death was the first to catch on; `` That is no small uprising, War is looking to bring a full scale *war* to earth. Deceased versus the living!'' 
 
 `` Well, Famine; Death; Gabriel,....you got ta hand it to War, he really knows his wars....and this uprising is way better than when Lucifer started that Occupy 7thHeaven movement, just before he was kicked out'' 
 
 `` That just proves that people who can sing well are not always smart'' Famine replied 
 
 `` War ca n't do this! He knows I ca n't kill souls; they already died once. This is n't playing fair....now everything will have been for nothing'' 
 
 `` Actually, that might not be entirely true'' said Gabriel `` There have been some new developments on earth as well. The humans have studied the bodies of our brethren, the ones you killed for them. With the help of some undercover demons they have created a weapon that can harm us celestials; angels, souls, our constructs and also demons. The demons are trying to lead them in a war with heaven''
