[ WP ] Numbers 0-9 become self aware , and are refusing to work with one another to form the bigger numbers . What happens ?

*'' Of course. Trust Zero not to show up. He's probably tanning to make himself look bigger and better than ever. Lazy bastard. `` * 
 
 It had been a bad week for One. This bloke called Grandi had come along and screwed about with One. Taking One, getting rid of One, over and over again. And then the bigshot mathematician had the nerve to associate One with that... that scum Two. One just was n't in the mood for it. 
 
 *'' Please, One, we all know that Z has had issues recently. I'm sure you've felt like you've only been invited to events to fill a space. This is how he feels now, and he needs our support. `` * 
 
 Six had always felt as if he related to the other digits more than any other, and he would n't be himself today if it were not for One, Two and Three. Although One was always used by the other Numbers for personal gain. Not much, but everything added up. 
 
 *'' No! `` * One was getting quite irritated with the whole situation. *'' I'm the life of every party! If I was n't there, everything would go to shit! `` * 
 
 The Numbers had all agreed to host a conference to discuss what mathematicians were calling'The Division'. Suddenly, without warning, all numbers which were n't single digit integers... disappeared. The scientific community was baffled. 
 
 *'' Quiet down everyone. We've been forced together for centuries now. And although we've had no say, the method does make sense. If we continue this charade for too much longer, science will move on. Is that what we want? To be forgotten because a few lowly Numbers could n't get along? `` * Eight, although loopy, was often looked up to. Except by Nine, the elitist prick. *'' The only sensible path to take is for us to all forget our differences and come together again. `` * 
 
 Three got up on Two's shoulders, and could then see exactly where Eight was coming from. *'' Eight's right, you know. We've got on so well for so long, and when we finally get the choice we destroy everything? `` * 
 
 Five and Seven we having none of it though. *'' How could you two say that? We're kin- we are ladies at possibly the highest point in our life. Why should we associate ourselves with the impure swine like Nine? `` * 
 
 Nine was n't going to take the insults. *'' I am the highest ranking out of all of us here. How dare you speak in that tone to me! `` * 
 
 *'' QUIET! `` * One, for his size, had a loud voice. *'' I am the most important Number here. I came before you all and I am more well known out of all of you, even amongst the apes. What I say goes. `` * 
 
 The other eight around the table grumbled in agreement. Six was then wondering why they should have even bothered hosting a conference, although he kept that to himself. 
 
 *'' I say we have a vote. `` * One was n't really sure about the decision, but it was the best that could be done at the time. *'' I will remain impartial. All in favour of returning to the old way, take the root of negative me. `` * 
 
 Two, Three, Five and Seven spoke up. Apart, Two and Three understood Five and Seven's viewpoint. 
 
 *'' Well, it seems we have come to a draw. I propose we roll a dice, and whoever is selected gets to choose. `` * 
 
 Seven was now fuming. Eight and Nine were more reserved, however. None of the three said anything. 
 
 *'' Right, here goes...'' * One rolled the dice. A four. 
 
 *'' So we go back to our old ways. We will work together to be greater as groups. Anynumber who is against this can leave. I'm sure Nine would love to be a base for the counting system of the universe. `` * 
 
 Five had calmed down somewhat from earlier. *'' Well, at least we're all being rational here. `` * 
 
 
 **Note: ** This is the first Writing Prompt I've done, and I have n't really done much creative writing before, so this is probably rife with bad grammar. This WP piqued my interest as I see myself more as a Mathematician, and I had fun seeing how many'humourous' mathematical points I could add in. I've counted at least 10, see how many you can find!
