[ EU ] Re-write the ending of How I Met Your Mother the way you wanted it to end .

Ted's wife dies, he goes psycho over it one day and kills the kids. Then he gets plastic surgery to make himself black and unrecognizable. But he keeps his last name, for sentimental reasons. ( However he does add an `` e'' in there. ) 
 
 He then takes a job at a hotel where he spends his days trying to keep order as two blonde teenage twin boys cause all kinds of chaos in the hotel and trying not to give in to his temptations to make moves on the incredibly hot Asian chick who is the daughter of the owner of the hotel. 
 
 Classic Schmoseby.
