[ EU ] A day at Stargate Command from the eyes of the janitor .

You ever cleaned up any real bad messes? Trust me, you ai n't had to deal with anything nearly as bad as I have. You ever tried cleaning up a room after a couple dozen mind stealing, body mimicking aliens have self-destructed themselves in it? No? You ever had to deal with some freak super plant growin' out of a so called'containment lab' and spreading all over the bloody place? Not had that either? You ever had to scrub down every damn surface in a huge multi-level military complex because some virus has spread through turnin' everyone pre-historic and they want to make sure it do n't spread again? Do n't have any experience of that huh? 
 
 Well I've dealt with all that and worse. I've seen things people still wo n't believe even in a hundred years when all the files get made public knowledge. Dealing with this day in and day out a fella could really start to resent his work and those people making all the mess... I do n't though,'cause you see I happen to be the luckiest darn guy on the planet. I get to clean up after the bravest men and women this world has to offer. They put their lives at risk in service to not just the people of Earth but all peoples on all worlds. Lucky me, I have the honour of supporting them by cleaning up the mess they drag back with them while they rest up for the next mission. 
 
 The only times I think it might be too much is the times things do n't go so well. When one of those brave people do n't quite make it back in one piece, someone has to go clean the bloodstain off that cement floor and metal ramp. Cleaning blood up ai n't ever easy, it's all the harder when you know it's the blood of a good soul spilt fighting against the forces of evil. I'll not quit though, I'll never quit because I know neither will those brave men and women. So long as they keep going through that big ol' ring I'll be right here with my mop and rag ready to clean up whatever they bring back with'em.
