[ WP ] The last thing you saw was a taser being shot at you . You are now in jail for breaking the law . Of physics . Tell the story of how you got there .

As I sat in the jail cell, I began contemplating what happened to me. 
 
 I mean, all that happened was I walked through a wall, and got really surprised, and another, and another, and another, until I was in a bank vault! Not my fault I have amazing powers! 
 
 Wait. Walk through walls. Intangibility. 
 
 Hehe. 
 
 I stood, and the handcuffs fell from my hands, not incorporeal but looking every bit like actual, tangible matter. I walked through the bars like they were n't there. Striding out of the holding cells section, the police officers pounced on me, but all the managed to achieve was to fall to the ground through my body. I had a great time walking out of the police station all cool-like. 
 
 Until I walked straight into a plastic table and doubled over. The police looked at each other, and began piling on top of me, and I was tasered once again. 
 
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 As I sat in the jail cell, I began contemplating what happened to me. 
 
 I mean, all that happened was I escaped police custody! A couple dozen times! So what? 
 
 At least they finally figured out that plastic works against me. Now I have zip-ties around my wrists and the bars of my holding cell was wrapped in plastic bags. I sighed. It's going to take a long time to adjust to my new `` Kryptonite''...
