[ WP ] You now realize that many companies ' slogans are actually hinted dark secrets within their company . Describe your revelations .

`` Yo Flo, pass me one of them Diet Cokes, they made with the charlie'', laughed Bajji as he gestured his hand outward in the direction of Flo. 
 
 `` You chattin' so much when you high, obviously not'', came the disgruntled reply. Flo rose slowly out of his gaming chair, taking with him the cloud of Cheeto dust that had settled on his thighs. Grabbing a can, he threw it at his friend. 
 
 `` Here's your damn Charlie, `` he smiled. 
 
 Bajji sat upright, almost defensivly, and cocked his head. `` No bruv, I swear they used to. Look on the Wikipedia innit.'' Before he had even finished speaking, Flo had taken out his phone. 
 
 `` Does that mean... Pepsi does the same?'' Flo asked. 
 
 The question, to Bajji, sounded almost preposterous on the surface. But as he sat there, pondering on Flo's stupidity, he began to realise something quite perculiar. Something quite peculiar indeed. Suddenly, after a minute of silence, Bajji spoke. `` Flo... what's another name for coke?'' 
 
 `` Cola innit'' 
 
 `` No you dicksqueeze, I mean Cocaine''. Bajji could n't help but be irked by such a moronic response. 
 
 `` Charlie'', came the reply. 
 
 `` No, no give me them all'' he snapped back at Flo. 
 
 `` Well....let me see, there's Coke, C, Base, Blowy, Rock, Flake, Pep, loads man. Why?'' 
 
 `` Coke. Pep-si.... Pep-C. Oh shit.'' 
 
 Flo stood still, staring motionless at his friend `` An... An... And am I the only one who think Budweiser smells like... well, bud?'' 
 
 `` IT DOES YEAH?!'' 
 
 Flo began to ponder the room excitedly. `` Hm, Bajji, we on to something here. We on to something BIG Bajji. Think of another one. Quickly, yo, think''. 
 
 Before Flo had even finished his sentence, both heads had turned toward the elephant in the room; the elephant that had sat watching them make their discoveries. As the boys realized the gravity of their conclusions, they both found their eyes drawn the the unmistakable, recognizable object which sat upon their living room floor. 
 
 `` WALKERS! ``, they both yelled in excitement. 
 
 `` Yo Bajji, this be some fucked up shit. Walkers. They gon na release the zombies man?'' 
 
 `` What? I...'' Bajji had to stop. Bajji had to stop mid sentence to just take those few seconds, and comprehend what he had just head. 
 
 `` Are you fuckin' slow brotha. Walkers. What do crisps do? Make you fat innit. Why they called Walkers then? COS THATS WHAT YOU GOT TA DO IF YOU EAT THEIR SHIT INNIT? Walk or get fat?'' Bajji now stood, proud of himself. 
 
 `` I get you now G, I was being silly my theory makes no sense'', Flo whispered dejectedly. `` But they is called Lays in America innit''. 
 
 `` Nah Flo do n't worry bout it. That's easily explained bruv. Lays, bit like Laze yeah. What do Americans like, Flo?'' Bajji asked. 
 
 Flo smiled, knowing the answer. `` Blowing up our brothers, that's right Bajji, that's right ai n't it.'' 
 
 `` Yeah that's right Flo. But what else is they always doin? Laze-in about. Lays-in. Walkers is anti-american Flo. They is communist. They want US to be fat and Europe to be slim. But WHY, Flo. Why?''. 
 
 Flo pulled a confused look across his face. `` They want us to be fat and us to be slim, I do n't follow you Bajji. I can spell you know. I can spell what u-s means. My mom does that all the time with big words like... I dunno, but big words.'' 
 
 A silence came about the room, holding both the two men in place for several seconds, before Bajji stood up and walked across to Flo. 
 
 `` Pass me that blunt before it turns your brain to mush you cheng. Right. You can have it back, but you got ta do this for me. I'm gon na tell you a company, you gon na tell me what's wrong about their slogan. It's gon na be quickfire, ok? If you do alright, and do it in under 5 minutes, you'll get your bud.'' With that, Bajji walked back to his chair, and sat down. 
 
 `` Right Flo, start the clock. Gillete?'' 
 
 `` The best a man can get, innit? Uh... Oh shit I have it. It's a lie. How can that be their company slogan if they constantly release new shit?''. Flo smiled. 
 
 `` Right yeah that's not bad and stuff Flo, but not really anything new is it. I'm gon na ask again. IBM?'' 
 
 `` Who they Bajj?'' 
 
 `` Aiight next one. Intel?'' 
 
 `` The football team right?'' 
 
 `` Are you serious Flo, you fuckin moron. Right, last chance. Haribo.'' 
 
 Flo beamed. `` Yeah I like those.'' He began to sing, `` Kids and grown up love it so, the happy world of Haribo.''. 
 
 `` Nah yeah that's great, but....'' 
 
 `` That's Frosties bruva'', Flo proudly exclaimed. 
 
 `` Fuck this, get out your camera, record this Flo. 
 
 Flo did as he was told, setting up his camera phone to record Bajji sitting on the couch. 
 
 `` Right Youtube,'ere is gon na be the next book of revelations... uh, an without further ado, Flo, start the timer''. Bajji stoop a deep breath. 
 `` Loreal:'Because you're worth it'. Worth what? 2.99? They're calling us out as the lower classes! Pringles:'Pop em till you drop'. AND THEY WONDER WHY OUR KIDS DO DRUGS YOUTUBE? Huggies...'' 
 
 Bajji stopped. 
 
 `` What you doin Bajj, it's still recordin'.'' 
 
 `` I ca n't do this Flo. When I started this... I thought I could do more y'know. It's harder than you think. Maybe there aint no giant conspiracy Flo. Maybe.... maybe I'll just have to end that video right here.'' 
 
 
 
 

