[ WP ] You have been sent to hell . But hell is a shining utopia because of humans `` ruining '' it .

When Will had arrived in Hell, back in 1945, it was a total shithole. The temperatures were always higher than one hundred degrees Fahrenheit, yet the sun could never be seen. Demons harassed anyone who walked by them, and never-ending fires provided a constant risk of burns. Billions of Earth ’ s sinful citizens resided in Hell, most of them riddled with diseases and crippled by hunger. Nearly all were homeless. But, one thing that the religious texts had failed to convey to their readers that money traveled with you to Hell. After all, the Bible says money is the root of all evil, and Satan knew it. That was why the Emperors, Conquistadors, Slave Owners, and the like, lived in grand estates next to the Devil ’ s palace. Satan loved money, and anyone who couldn ’ t pay was either forced into slavery for those who could, or they were tortured for all eternity. Before death, Will was the CEO of a corporation that deliberately sold dangerous, faulty products, and he personally funded segregationist lawmakers. One thing that surprised Will about Hell, was that all people had the same skin color: the dark red of Satan. Will landed in Hell with about $ 40 million in his Underworld bank account. Anyone worth over $ 30 million was entitled to a personal meeting with Satan himself. Lucifer asked Will if he wanted to purchase a mansion in Hell ’ s most exclusive neighborhood, right next to his own palace, for only $ 20 million. As a businessman, Will knew when he was being swindled. Instead Will used $ 10 million, to purchase 70 % of the Wastelands of Hell. Over the next few decades, Will and his new company had built up most of Hell, complete with tract housing, shopping malls, and even amusement parks. The Hellish environment went from having no homes, to having houses sell for millions of dollars. Will had gentrified Hell. By the time I arrived in Hell, Will had deposed Satan as ruler of Hell, and I had been given a free home in one of the most coveted areas of the Underworld, provided I signed just one simple contract... 
 
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