[ WP ] Trump loses his memory- but not his presidential campaign .

`` It worked'' snarled Hillary, her dainty eyes slanting towards the screen, a smile slivering into the fissures of her face. 
 
 Framed in a rectangular, high definition television, Trump lay strapped to a table. Long strands of metal met his eyes. 
 
 Hillary greedily watched as her friends and wall street cohorts cascaded images of ex-cheerleader prostitutes and Ayn Rand scriptures into Trumps eyes. Trump's corneas turned into pools of capitalistic orgies, which siphoned into his brain. 
 
 Hideous toupee and all, the amalgamation gave rise to the next president of the United States who no longer had any `` real'' memories. By making slight variations to his wiring, Hillary now controlled his every move. The states were in for a very long and prosperous $ $ $ $ $ presidency. 
 
 Edit: If someone could finish this I would be honored
