[ WP ] Your the Devil 's top Hitman , you 've killed the worlds most influential people ( Franz Ferdinand , JFK , John Lennon ) and today you received a letter from a man named Jesus explaining how you 've been undercover agent this whole time . Now your final target is the Devil himself .

I had a plan for everything. After Jesus told me that i was a double agent all along and that my next hit would be the Devil himself, i knew I would need a few contingency plans. I had my new Holy rounds loaded in my sniper and pistol, the sword he gave made with one of the thorns from his crown. And of course the holy ghost explosives that I put under the devils throne. I might pull this off. The next time he goes into his throne room I would strike. Then I heard something moving behind me. A loud snap as I turned around and saw the Devil break my sniper in half. 
 
 `` I see that you seek to betray me. Please try to remember before I was cast down I was one of the most powerful things my Father ever created. Do n't assume you can kill me.'' 
 
 I spun around with the holy sword in my hand but he had anticipated the strike and stopped it like i was a child. While he was focused on the sword I pulled out my pistol and fired every holy round into his chest to no avail. He picked me up and threw me against the window above his throne room shattering the glass. He jumped after me. 
 
 `` You still have great value to me. I shall let you continue to exist if you yield now. But you will know pain for a Long time.'' 
 
 I had nothing to say, I will never give up. I pulled the detonator out of my pocket and pulled the trigger. A white light flashed and then there was nothing. I looked around it was beautiful. Jesus walked up and spoke to me, telling me how I sacrificed myself to kill The Devil. I was a hero. After all the killing I had done i finnaly redeemed myself. 
 
 Jesus pulled me aside after an unknown amount of time. I was living in bliss. He wanted to praise me again for my sacrifice. Before he left my little piece of heaven he whispered in my ear. 
 
 `` Hades is causing an uproar in the Godly courts we need him taken care of.'' Some things never change.
