[ WP ] You go to you 're friends Halloween party and decide to go as James Bond . You put on your tux and suddenly it comes back to you . You ARE a British secret agent but you only remember while you wear the tux . What is your assignment ?

`` Really dude? James Bond? You look like a total tool.'' 
 
 `` What do you mean, man? This costume is amazing. Look I even have a water gun filled with vodka!'' Jason squirted vodka all over his friends face. 
 
 `` Awh dude it fucking burns!'' JD exclaimed brushing the seemingly hot liquid off of his face. 
 
 `` Yeah who is lame now shitbag?'' Jason confidently squirted some vodka in his mouth grinning at his best friend still squinting through burning eyes. 
 
 `` Hey Jason!'' a cheerful voice explained from behind him. Immediately he recognized the voice and instantly began to feel his face become hot. He knew before even turning around that the voice belonged to Melanie Conley, easily the cutest girl at Hampton Senior High. 
 
 `` Hey..Melanie'' Jason managed to choke out as he turned around to see here dressed as a bumble bee with a little black bow on top. Her short black skirt barely making it to the tips of her fingers. `` What a sight'' Jason thought to himself. 
 
 `` Who are you supposed to be?'' Melanie inquired. 
 
 `` The names Bond, James Bond'' he knew as the words left his mouth that it was way cheesier than he had intended. What a disaster this was turning out to be. 
 
 `` No, no, no! You're missing the most important part!'' 
 She reached to the top of her luscious light brown hair and tugged the bow from her curls. The fell down around her face as she took a step toward Jason. Panicked Jason was motionless as Melanie walked up to him and wrapped the bow around his neck, buttoning the final button on his tux and cinching the bow snug against his neck. `` The bow tie!'' She exclaimed happily. 
 
 Suddenly the panic vanished. He could think so clearly. His eyes raced around the room and Jason quickly had a map drawn of the area in his head before Melanie even had her hands off of his chest. He kept forward grabbing Melanie by the waist and tackling her to the ground. Screaming the whole time the whole party was immediately drawn to the commotion. `` We have to go Melanie'' Jason said calmly as he moved away from the window in the kitchen. 
 
 `` What.. What are you talking about Jason? Why did you tackle me?'' 
 
 `` My name is n't Jason, I'm an undercover agent from a secret organization that protects high value targets all over the globe. My designator is Juliet-Foxtrot-94. You are the target I need to protect tonight.'' 
 
 `` Okay Jason I've had enough of this leave me alone!'' She shouted as she began to stand up. 
 
 Jason sprung back into action grabbing Melanie's arm and tugging her away from the window. A loud crash came from the Window and some screams from the next room. Jason peaked around the corner to see JD lying on the floor covered in blood. 
 
 `` Judging by the hole in his chest we are dealing with a M40a1 sniper or something with a similar bore. We need to get away from this house. That weapon is an effective kill at up to 800 meters.'' 
 
 Jason sprung up. Grabbing Melanie and tucking her close in front of her. He shoved Robin Hood in front of the window and started to run for the front door. He did n't bother to glance back, he heard two rounds and knew both had hit the decoy. `` Two snipers?'' Jason said allowed. `` You must be some target Melanie.'' 
 
 Melanie was awestruck. Totally silent as the man she once knew as Jason escorted her to his car. 
 
 `` You just killed Chris!'' She yelled as the tires of the car began to squeal. 
 
 `` You are the target, my job is to protect you at all costs. Even other human life'' calmly JF94 raced down the road. Shifting gears when necessary weaving in and out of traffic. 
 
 `` Slow down! You are going to get us killed!'' Melanie was in full panic watching the lights of the highway whizz by at a speed she did n't even know was possible. 
 
 `` I have over 200 hours of advanced driving training in this vehicle. I have taken it apart, cleaned, and reassembled every part of this car. The real danger of death here is about 150 meters behind us'' 
 
 Melanie turned to see headlights in the distance making the same erratic movements that she could feel the car making. `` Go faster!'' Melanie now realizing the amount of danger she was in. 
 
 FJ94 glanced across the seat at her silently shifting into 6th gear approaching 160mph dodging traffic that appeared to be standing still. `` Do n't worry, our ride is almost here'' 
 
 `` Our ride? What do-'' 
 
 Melanie was cut off by an explosion of wind as bullets knocked the back window of the vehicle out. Glass flying all over due to the immense wind now entering the cabin. 
 
 `` Melanie I need you to grab the case under your seat. Right now. Chop chop'' 
 
 She mechanically leaned down and pulled a case from under her seat. 
 
 `` Open it'' he demanded. 
 
 She opened the case to see a gun sitting in it with two extra clips. 
 
 `` Load it, C'mon hurry up.'' 
 
 `` I've never don-'' another wave of bullets came flying into the cabin. `` Ahhh!'' 
 
 Her hands fumbling as she assembled the puzzle in front of her and handed the gun to him shaking all the time. 
 
 FJ94 opened the windows that were left in the car and leaned out shooting at the tires of a car that he was quickly approaching. With 30 meters before he would overtake the road he saw the tire explode. He adjusted his course slightly as the car began to rocket to the left. Missing his car by less than a meter. He could hear the screams of the woman in his passenger seat but it did n't seem to phase him. He glanced at his rear view mirror just in time to see the car that had been following him slam into the side of the car he had shot at just seconds before. 
 
 `` Alright, you can relax now. I think we are in the clear. 
 
 Melanie began to throw up into the case she had sitting on her lap. 
 
 
 
 

