[ WP ] You are the greatest hero of them all and have only one weakness : all things that are cute ... and your arch nemesis knows this . That 's why the villain has trained otters for henchmen , adorable puppies constantly nearby etc .

Stealthily, I jump over the 50 foot fence. This is easy, even by Dr. Villain's standards. I hide in a nearby bush to observe my surroundings before I attack. In the distance I spot one of the henchmens uniforms. Being worn by... 
 
 That BASTARD. How did he find out? Has he been following me? Why the fuck is there an otter here? Why is he wearing that uniform? Why the fuck does that otter have a gun? 
 
 Before I could make a move, a robot came rolling swiftly into the courtyard, and projected a holographic face into the sky. It was the face of my arch nemesis, Dr. Villian. `` Muahahahahaha, I have got you this time. For I have discovered your weakness. I have been following you for weeks, and your secret identity as well. And it seems you have been getting sloppy. I saw how you react to all the animals. You love them more than these people you protect. You can not harm them. So that is why my new plan, raising otters, the CUTEST OF THEM ALL, to be my new henchmen. Now attack my new minions. ATTACK!!!!''. 
 
 The robot disappeared. And in its place were 20 otters. In uniforms. I'm not going to lie they were cute as fuck. I froze. There was nothing I could do, he has finally got me beat. I ran, weeping as a giant satellite dish rose slowly into the sky behind me. I'm sorry Earth. I have failed you this time. 
 

