[ WP ] Aliens are here . They say their planet has something valuable to trade for something we always throw away .

`` Holy shit!''. 
 
 `` No Sir, any shit will do, Mr. President''. replied a the shorter of the two men informant of him. 
 
 `` So you're telling me that if we give them our poop, they'll give us concentrated dark matter?''. 
 
 `` Well, just human feces'', Replied the taller. 
 
 `` Do we have any idea why?''. 
 
 `` I do'' bellowed Neil Degrasse Tyson just now walking into the oval office. 
 
 `` Biological weapons'' he continued, `` We've studied the autopsy report on the first contact, and we believe minor exposure to human feces would quickly shut down one or two of their major organs.'' 
 
 `` So maybe a communism is n't needed to achieve intergalactic civilization, huh?'' the president laughed to himself. 
 
 `` We do n't know sir, the trade may leave countless lives dead, but it could also improve the lives of our worlds citizens exponentially, either way we'll support your decision'', and with that Neil and his colleagues exited, leaving Mr.Trump with a HUUUUGGGGEEEEE decision.
