[ WP ] : Tell a story from the perspective of the nearest object to your left .

I was born in November 2014, I know this, they stamped it on me. I was sent away from home, admittedly with 23 of my birth mates, sealed in a dark box, shipped to who knows where. later I remember being ripped out of my cardboard coffin and feeling cold, cold like I had never felt before. Shortly after I was briefly transported in a cage on wheels. later another journey then more cold. I was understandably shook up, then horror of horrors my head was ripped off, in my dying move I sprayed my innards all over the local area. I hope you know what gets Budweiser out of white carpet.
