[ WP ] You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur . Each generation or so , warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield . Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that 's been collecting dust . You hear it call to you .

This is it. after nearly a decade.. ive found it. The Asgardian Hall of might! 
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 I heard a somewhat sinister whisper as i opened the door `` pssssstt dave!'' 
 
 Perplexed, i continued to open the door. As the door fully opened, lights began to turn on automatically. I entered into a hall of blinding majesty, gold everywhere. The room was a long narrow rectangle, and every 10 feet or so i saw a pedastal with a feint outline of what looked to be weapons. 
 
 `` Oh Daaaaavvvveeeee'' 
 
 The hell? Who could that possibly be? I quickly turned my attention away from the pedestals and glared around the room `` h... hello? whos there?'' 
 
 The voice boomed in a deep and authoritative voice `` Approach Dave!'' 
 
 I saw a singular pedestal at the end of the room, the only one in the room to not be a shadowy outline. As i approached i began to make out exactly what it was. A.. keyboard? It didnt seem to fit.. 
 
 I heard the sinister voice again `` I have chosen you Dave... you will wield me, and together.... WE WILL BRING SOCIAL JUSTICE TO THE INTERNET!!!!'' 
 
 `` uhm. what? `` i responded. 
 
 `` Were called social justice warriors, dave. For the rest of your life you will sit behind me, and furiously type away. You will jump to conclusions, and ignore logic. but most of all, YOU WILL WIN!! `` 
 
 I raised an eyebrow and slowly started walking away. `` uh... maybe some other time.. `` 
 
 The rest of the hall was actually pretty cool, if it were n't for the annoying voice calling me names and making fun of my face. 
 

