[ WP ] Michael , a 15 year old Call of Duty player , realizes the greatest trash-talking opportunity of all time . Over his headset , he recognizes his opponent 's voice as that of President Obama .

I sat, and I watched. 
 
 They fell, one by one. Swearing in disbelief and rage, and I watched. 
 
 The World Number One, known only... well, previously known only as XxxB14CKH0U53xxX, was to finally play in person. He'd never shown his face, never even turned on his mic, and today we had found out why. 
 
 Days of playing in lower leagues, reams of paperwork, hours of vetting, it all made so much sense! Even the huge amount of security at the event, even with all of that I did n't expect this. 
 
 But I sat, and I watched. 
 
 `` Hah, You're all fucking NOOBS! President Obama fucking you harder than I fucked your mum!'' 
 
 Pent up rage, they said. Dealing with the idiots in politics he'd played the game to shoot morons, and only the way he became the best in the world, but it was n't enough, there was something missing. 
 
 `` BOOM! Headshot you fucking faggot!'' 
 
 Trashtalk. He'd obviously been unable to trashtalk over the mic before, but now, with nondisclosure forms and security, he was free to spew shit. Whilst he was good at the game, he was obviously out of practice in the insult department. 
 
 `` Good motherfucking NIGHT HOUSE!'' 
 
 That one was actually pretty good. A few laughs went up around the room, as the President laughed at us from his little bulletproof box. 
 
 I sat, and I watched. My moment was coming. 
 
 He was earning his number one title, though. He was playing against the greatest in the world, ( aside from a few middle easterners mysteriously kicked from the tournament, ) and he was TRASHING them. 360's! Noscopes! The Whole Shebang! Against professional players! I had found a decent spot to snipe from, luckily he had n't seen me yet. 
 
 I watched through my scope as he caught a group of them with a grenade. 
 
 `` Hahaha! It's like I've got my finger on the button and you shitlords are ISIS! Fucking coming at you like a asteroid!'' 
 
 I chuckled, it was fitting. 
 
 `` An asteroid, Mr. President'' 
 
 I pulled the trigger.
