[ WP ] Every sentient species in the universe receives a Jesus figure from God . It turns out humanity was the only species to torture and crucify him . You 're an ambassador priest informing the Inter-Galactic Holy Church what your species did .

I turned off the tablet and looked again at the seven originals, They'd crafted them for us when they found out. 
 
 `` You're sure? ``, he asked for the seventh time? 
 Seven thin black books with a simple threaded binding. 
 
 `` I just finished the last one. I'm sure. ``, I replied tiredly. `` There are minor differences between them a phrase here and there. Mostly cultural bits...'' 
 The writing systems as distinct as the members of the delegation had been. 
 
 `` I remember'', he said, `` I think my favorite was blessed are those who mate out of season for they shall be remembered in time.'' 
 Seven distinct blue flowing scripts on crisp white pages. His words in a stronger red. We think each race invented the script solely as a way of writing their language for us. 
 
 `` They're all the sermon on the mount. ``, I said, `` He came to them all. Preached the message...'' 
 The fifth was the hardest. The script actually annotated the movements of the aliens bee like bodies through complicated dances. 
 
 ``... and ushered in an age of peace and wisdom that lead eventually to interstellar friendship.'' he said. 
 
 The meetings had come to a sudden halt. 
 `` Except here. ``, I said recalling once more the delegation's horror. 
 
 The ships drifted back into the sky seeming to fall upwards in no particular hurry. 
 `` Except here. ``, Father Quinn agreed. 
 
 They wrote their versions of the message down for us. A second chance. 
 When they found out we ate him. 
 

