[ WP ] Scientists say the world will end in 2 days , everyone sets out to complete their bucketlists . after 2 days it turns out it was all a misscalculation and nothing will happen .

Scientists say the world will end in 2 days, everyone sets out to complete their bucketlists. after 2 days it turns out it was all a misscalculation and nothing will happen. 
 
 It happened so quick. One minute I was sitting at my desk, and then next the eggheads began babbling about some astroid the size of Kansas. No one waited for the boss to tell us to leave, because he had left himself. Many went home to spend their remaining hours with loved ones, or to travel across timezones to see extended family. 
 
 I stole a motorcycle. 
 
 The local Can-Am dealership was as deserted as everything else. Being only walking distance from the office, it was a matter of 30 minutes before I was doing figure 8s around the parking lot. I turned on west Balard St, and headed towards the California Coast. 
 
 47 hours to live. 
 
 Earlier reports had indicated the tectonic plates would begin to adjust around the 50 billion ton astroid living in the pacific ocean. Once those places start to shift winter would most certainly be coming. 
 
 The eggheads had predicted by the end of the first 1 hour, tempratures would drop to 80 degrees below freezing, and after that 1,000 below. By the end of day one Texas would be 12,000,000 degrees below freezing. As the weather man read this into the microphone he took a deep breathe, ackoledged his duty to deliver the news, but the draw to see his long lost love was greater. With that, Static filled my radio. 
 
 42 hours remianing. I had driven over the Colorado Rockes in record time. Having just filled up at a nearby gas station, I thought it was as good of a time as any to start smoking again. I had quit years ago for a girlfriend - but always missed it. Now she was out of my life with a new man, and I a lingering addiction. `` Its not as if cancer will kill me in the next two days. 
 
 I walked into the gas station, where the local redneck watched his TV. 
 
 `` Morning'', I said... `` Surprised your still here, with all the chaos today''. 
 
 `` Nothing but overblown nonsense if you ask me'' he spat out. `` Its like that global warming thing!''. I laughed asked for a pack of smokes and a lighter. 
 
 That first draw on a cigarette after time apart is shear bliss. The nicotine enters your blood stream immediately and then you are overcome with the sensation to cough up your lungs. As I was doubled over hacking up something that looked like Escargo - an old Vw van came rolling by, with a much of nudist. They were hanging out the window screaming and laughing, and making love on the roof at 80 miles an hour. Living life to the fullest. 
 
 I continued my ride through Utah and into Mormon Country. 
 
 38 hours remaining....
