[ WP ] Write a story that ends with `` The Best time to wear a stripped sweater is all the time . ''

Well here I am, trapped up here by some dumb witch in this dumb tower in this dumb castle. I look down, about a 30 foot drop. Definitely not gon na jump that. I guess my options are to sit here and grow my hair out or find another way. 
 
 I look around the room, there are some interesting clothes lying around that this witch had so generously provided me. I guess I should at least be grateful for the clothes but damn are they fashion nightmares. I mean, high heel sneakers, really? Pants with pockets only on the ankles, seriously? I guess while I was unconscious she must have put me in this sweater because I definitely did not buy this. It looks like a mummy's upper half but with zippers connecting all the strips together. 
 
 As I'm sitting here wondering who the hell approved these apparel designs, it hits me like a sack of rocks. I know its a weird analogy but that's how she got me here in the first place. Anyways, I undo the zipper on the sweater and end up with a hideous escape route. I tie it to the bed post and climb down. While I'm coming down the tower I am simultaneously praying that I tied that knot correctly. I mean, you ca n't blame me, boy scouts was like 15 years ago. I'm about five feet off of the ground when the knot gives out and I hit the ground like a sack of rocks. ( I'm not great with similes by the way ). I grab my life-saving, fashionably-questionable sweater and skeddadle. I guess if there is one thing I've learned today, its that the best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time.
