[ WP ] You are an inhuman alien that keeps accidentally killing humans aboard a spaceship while trying to warn them about an incoming asteroid that will destroy their nearby colony .

`` Automated transmission from probe 6492. The biological species discovered maintains their inability to comprehend the danger of their impending predicament. All attempts to communicate with the entities has resulted in a cease of animate abilities and functions. 
 Each individual brought aboard lacked the capability to receive any form of wireless communication. Those which survived the attempts were returned in the hopes that that they would convey our warnings to the others. 
 After follow up investigations determined all experimental contact attempts to be non-effective, the remaining entities which ceased to function were dissected and studied in order to establish alternative means of communication. A soft-tissue circuit, which lays protected underneath a strong calcium-based structure, appears to be the control centre for each of these biological entities. Direct connection has been made with the ceased-functioned, which remained, and the information transferred; perhaps the biological entities are aware of a method to repair and recharge, the individuals that we have yet to discover. 
 More functioning entities were brought aboard to expedite the process. Time draws short and the biological species must survive to allow for future experiments to be performed. Direct connections were attempted, but most ceased to function before the diodes could be placed. Access to the soft-tissue circuit through openings in its containment appendage were attempted next. Access through photonic radiation sensors, and air filtration systems resulted in immediate cease of function; as well as attempts through a set of openings on either side of the containment appendage, the purpose of these openings has yet to reveal itself. Few survived having ports cut into their calcium-based encasing structure, but immediately ceased functioning during transmitting; one of which released a biological waste product, making known another open orifice in which to continue contact experiments. 
 All entities thrashed and shook in ways that seemed completely involuntary, further investigations should be conducted into this phenomena.'' 

