[ WP ] Anything you write in this magical phone comes true , but it has autocorrect . What do you wish for , and what do you end up getting instead ?

I almost walked straight past it, but curiosity got the better of me and I picked up the discarded Motorola Razr off the ground. I mean, who even uses Motorolas anymore? 
 
 I looked around the park, trying to find it's owner - but I was all alone. I shrugged and started to play with the phone - strange that a discarded mobile had full battery, but it seemed the thing was broken. It was stuck on a blank message, with the recipient set to `` TRYME''. 
 *This must be some sort of prank phone. * I thought to myself. Well if it's a prank phone, I may as well troll the number I guess. I racked my brain for a while, and then my fingers started to press on the metallic keys: 
 
 **I am so horny. ** 
 
 `` Haha I am *hilarious*'' I thought to myself, but before I could press send, the message autocorrected itself before disappearing: 
 
 **I am so hungry. ** 
 
 Goddamn autocorrect. Well, whatever the other person would still be confused as hell regardless, so I suppose it still counted as a successful troll text. All of a sudden my stomach growled. *That's strange. * Maybe it was just a coincidence? Either way, I was really hankering for some food, RIGHT NOW. I sat down on the nearest park bench and contemplated whether I should walk to the nearest McDonald's or just to run the rest of the way home and raid my fridge. 
 
 I weighed my options as I fidgeted with the phone. Hmm... maybe... *just maybe*... I flick the mobile's lid open and I write another text: 
 
 **I would love to have some curry chicken. ** 
 
 Again, the phone autocorrected the message before disappearing from the screen. *Oh no. I've made a huge mistake. * Hands shaking, I look up from the phone. All around me, they appeared out of thin air. Throughout the whole park - one by one, I was surrounded. 
 By small, chattering, Indian children. 
 

