[ WP ] A hero and a villain team up to get revenge on a common enemy . The hero turns out to be much more devious than the villain .

PREFACE: This short story is told from the perspective of the villain. 
 
 It was a bright, sunny, uneventful day when IT came to town. I was at home frantically ( and some may say neurotically ) organizing my living room for the in-laws who were visiting. I was on vacation, hoping to catch a break from the elusive `` Cheetah Mask.'' Mind you she ( yes, SHE's a woman, ) had recently moved into Springfield Cove and debunked my villainous plans immediately. The bloody pain in the tush even got her own newspaper section dedicated to her! Well, anyways, nearly every other day it was the same. I create some sort of robotic foe to reclaim my city and she uses some sort of hacking or telepathy skills to destroy it. Like I had said, I was on vacation to my second home where my wife raised our twin daughters. I was always away on `` business trips'' when conquering the town that was once my own. Right as I was dusting our useless dog/horse/thing knick-knack I received a call. It was from Cheetah Mask. 
 
 I can easily recall it; 
 `` What do YOU want?'' I'd asked, obviously peeved. 
 `` There's a problem pertaining to us both,'' she managed to squeak out 
 `` And I need your help.'' 
 
 Sorry but I'm cutting this short. I'm NOT done, but I must be getting to bed. I'll finish this in the morning as soon as I can 
 
 ~Applejack244 

