[ WP ] Something invisible lives in your home . You try to expose it without letting it know that you 're aware of its presence .

It made the most noise in the bathroom. Whatever it was bounced across the rings of the shower curtain when I painted make-up on. It would watch from the seat of the toilet bowl when I brushed my teeth. The ghost was vigilant; as an ectoplasm hobbyist, I'm familiar with all kinds of ways to get rid of a haunter. That's never been my goal- I want to understand it, speak to it, train it to haunt that dumb broad in 14F who keeps blasting Miley Cyrus above me. You had to be careful when you wanted a haunter to stick around, though. 
 
 The first rule of ghost training is to never let them know you know they are there. You must make them suspicious enough to be caught off guard but not so weary they are too paranoid to come out. It all has to look like an accident until that fateful moment you slip an ecto-vibrator watch on them and they are yours for the taking. Today was the day Marrissa would do just that to her feline bathroom friend. 
 
 She started putting on make-up. A quick brush of blush on her cheek... and the slow rattling of shower curtains let her know the haunter was there. Careful to not draw attention, she pulled the bottle of talcum powder up while still rubbing in the blush and humming `` Wrecking Ball'' and-sneeze! She squeezed the bottle burping a fresh blast of white powder over the shower. A large four-legged mass of white leaped on to the toilet seat for safety when she fell into the other trap Marrissa had left- blue toilet bowl cleaner. The cat's paws would show everywhere if it even touched the water- sure enough, it was the very first thing it went for. 
 
 Marrissa grabbed the ecto-band off the bathroom counter, it was hidden in the make-up bag and slapped it across the haunter's neck. One down, only Miley Cyrus to go.
