[ WP ] You hate your boss , and you 've just won the lottery . Write your resignation letter .

Dear Sir, Contained Within are my Dearest Sentiments, 
 
 I have labored for you in this wretched, god-awful environment for years. I have attended to your every need, and completed each task in the very manner you assign it -- even if that manner is so idiotic I consider it profound. In 7 years, I have taken a grand total of 3 sick days and a single week of vacation time, while you yourself are rarely in the office. I have not once worked from my home, I always show up to your office on time. 
 
 Yet, for all this work, what am I repaid with? A `` promotion'' -- meaning I get a 1 % pay increase and an immeasurable increase in responsibilities. My yearly bonus, even if I am your most reliable, most efficient employee, is not even approaching substantial. You, instead, own 3 yachts and a 5 story house. Now, is that fair? In a proper capitalist society, which I believe I live in, the most deserving comes out on top. Now, excuse my french, how in fucking hell are you on top, you goddamn cunt? 
 
 I say to you, good sir, I bid you adieu. Oh, and by the way, I fucked your mom -- it cost me 3 cents, or my entire bonus. 
 
 Good bye, 
 
 The Greatest Employee You'll Ever Have
