[ WP ] A horror story , but from the villains perspective , written as a comedy .

You do n't remember? But we had so much fun! 
 We wanted this, remember? 
 All of us, just... so much fun < 3 
 I wore the hat, and you wore the dress, and the others... well, you remember. We all had our places! Our roles! 
 And you... 
 Well, not yet. We have a lot left, do n't we? 
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 I wanted you to die, even when I first met you. You were so perfect, and wonderful, and you completed me. I AM NOT COMPLETE. I AM BROKEN. So, of course, you were in the wrong here. 
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 They say'Let's get creative!' and then they just pour colour on themselves and gobble down birds and snakes, and I do n't really get it. You did n't, either, so I felt something for you, again, but it was only temporary. 
 You held your hand out, felt the feathers and scales, pressed the colour forward and made everyone around you listen. 
 Not that you had anything to say, but everyone listened to you silence, and they were mesmerised. 
 I needed you then. So much. But you hat said'no' and I could n't blame it. 
 Also, I wore the wrong colour, so it would n't have made sense anyway. You know how it is! 
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 Back in our places, I saw you again, and you were... fucking ugly, actually. I was gon na write BEAUTIFUL, RADIATING LIK A SUNSET AT NIGHT but you were so fucking ugly and just, you know, yourself. 
 Though, in itself, that was impressive, and kind of... hot? You were so god damn hot! Like, literary burning. Fuck. 
 There was a pool nearby though, so it was all planned and good, and you did break your head but what can you do. Not every plan works perfectly. 
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 And NOW, when I'm trying to make EVERYTHING go right - you fucking hate me!? I did n't kill you! I did n't even touch you! Beside during the ceremony, but how can that count, we where n't ourselvs anyway. My body belonged to the GOD OF SPIDERS and you were just the plaything. I did n't touch you; the GOD OF SPIDERS did. In my body, sure, so my body touched you, but ALL HAIL. 
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 Fuck, I'm getting carried away. 
 Fucking pidgeons. 
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 Have you ever stared at the sky? 
 It's so fucking boring. 
 I've been here for hours, and you still hate me, and no matter how much I do n't get it. 
 It's not even blue! 
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 So, it's a funeral today! Not yours. You're still alive, and who'd have known, right? I thought you'd be long dead by now, but there so much that's stopping me SORRY, DID N'T NEED TO WRITE THAT, FUCK, I made a wrong here. 
 Well, I guess the funeral is ruined now anyway. Not that the spiders were happy anyway, they just keep following me, all because of that GOD OF SPIDERS ALL HAIL god damn it, not again. 
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 Hey, did you see? I wrote your name: D 
 I'm so happy right now < 3 
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 Well... what can I say? 
 I'm sorry I ripped your cat asunder. 
 Like, seriously, it was n't even that cute. And it was in the way. Just fucking, eh, no. Do n't. Do n't fuck the cat. 
 Do n't. 
 Oh god. 
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 ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST and I do n't understand why people and insects do this, it's gross. Like, bleh! Dry also. 
 I think I'm gon na be sick. 
 Is n't this your fault? 
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 Hey, you, I want you both, I hope that you think that's cool? 
 Like, I got your bodies, but I'm not sure what to do with them, so... well, it's not gay if it's in a three-way, right? 
 I hope not. 
 This was a bad idea. 
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 So, in the end - I killed you. 
 HAHA PSYCH! 
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 They keep staring at me. 
 I do n't like it. 
 You were too perfect. 
 And now they're all staring at me. 
 I... I do n't know what to do. 
 Please 
 please help me. 
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 but on the other hand orange is EXACTLY my colour, just look at me, I'm fucking FABULOUS! < 3 |*o*|
