[ WP ] They mock you . They taze you . They drag your name through the mud . But it does n't matter . You 're still their superhero . You 're still their ... FLORIDA MAN .

It did n't matter that I smoked crack, meth and black tar heroine. I was a hero. 
 
 It did n't matter that my 4 children hated me, for again, I was a hero. 
 
 In fact, it did n't matter no nothing ever,'cause I'm the best. 
 
 *Florida Man continued to mumble to himself, with his guards looking at the poor guy in his room, stuck between walls of mattresses. He always said it did not matter, but the guards never knew what he was talking about, and this time sadly it mattered. * 
 
 -Jerry? 
 
 *Florida Man continued to mumble* 
 
 Sorry buddy, but we have to get you out. We do n't have much place left here. Do you understand? 
 
 *He did not* 
 
 -Take him away. *said the guard to the others*, and make sure he does n't come back to Minnesota.
