[ WP ] The first human sets foot on Mars . They are a citizen of the Confederate States of America .

`` HEEEEEE-HAAAAWWWWWW!'' The monster truck roared over the dune, Cleetus pushing the pedal down. Ol' General ( as Cleetus called it ) flew forty feet, smacked down onto the red sand, and fishtailed. 
 
 `` Gollee Cleetus! You sho' nailed that one!'' Shouted Leeroy, strapped into the shotgun seat. 
 
 Buck-tooth grin showing though his helmet, Cleetus hyuk-hyuked. `` Yeah boy! I'ma Martian mudder!'' 
 
 *beep* The comm unit came on. 
 
 `` HQ to Rednex 1, come over. How ya'll doin' up there? Weezeall here on tha plantation are might expectin to see somathem pictures ya'll takin'.'' 
 
 Cleetus grabbed the mic, `` Ah hail naw HQ. Weez still running Ol' General through her paces. HEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWW!'' 
 
 Leeroy clicked his comm *beep* `` Hey ya'll figgered how to get NASCAR on them video screens yet?''
