[ WP ] You are a world renowned programmer and you have finally finished the secret program you have been working on for years , The Skeleton Key , it 's an undectable , untracable , unstoppable electronic key that can open any electronic device . What do you do with it

I felt a tingle run up my neck and down over my head to the tips of my fingers. Every hero's story has a climax, there comes a time in every man's life that defines who he is. This was my moment, standing on the precipice of my greatness, becoming the author of my own eulogy. Long after my bones wasted away this would be my legacy. My name would forever be untarnished in the immortality of achievement. 
 The click of the keyboard filled me with a nearly libidinous excitement as I ran the program for what was possibly the thousandth time but the potential that this could be the final test, the first ever time the Skeleton Key program would become reality in human history, set a vivacious feeling of intensity pulsing through my arteries. 
 The program was meant to simulate the most hard-coded digital security systems in the world and it did it's job perfectly. If my Skeleton Key could crack this I new it could crack anything. I felt a bead of sweat trickle down my cheek, but I ignored it, all my focus and attention on the process happening in front of me. Lines of code streamed past. 57 %... Over half way. I felt the anticipation building. 64 %... 78 %... 89 %... the feeling left my fingers and toes as the blood rushed through my body at double speed. I felt the adrenaline rising. 90 %... 92 %... 96 %... This was it. This was my moment. 99 %... 100 %.... 
 I had done it! Sitting beneath my quivering fingers was the most powerful piece of equipment created by a human being. I had the ability to topple the United States Military. I could control the price of the Euro. I could shut down satellites, take control of airports and launch missiles with no more than a few keystrokes. I had reached the top of the technological Everest. I was the most powerful man to have ever lived. 
 I knew what I had to do. 
 I opened a browser window and began to run the program for the first time in a genuine scenario. The process was quick. I had logged onto Jessica Schellenburg's Facebook. 
 “ I think I have herpies lol ” I published her a new status, so all her friends would question her sexual decency. That'll teach her to break my heart. Stupid Bitch.
