[ WP ] In the future , criminals are sent to a colony on Mars because of overpopulation . You commit a crime to get away from the awful conditions on earth

I turned to face the CivilEnforcer3000 and gesticulated wildly, `` She did n't even deserve the damn thing! It was a total snub of Jennifer --'' 
 
 `` Beep boop, tell it to the judge.'' And with that, the clunky metal officer thrust me into a rusty capsule and slammed the door behind. 
 
 His programming was imperfect - I had already told the judge everything, and she had given me my sentence. An indefinite stay on Mars, toiling at the construction of a habitation suitable for the non-criminals to come. 
 
 As I strapped myself into a bucket seat on the floor, I checked out the other four inmates already in place and smirked at them. I had read in my research that it was important to establish dominance early on. 
 
 Abruptly, the tattooed gentleman to my right snarled and said, `` the fuck are you looking at?'' 
 
 Startled, I just tried to maintain composure. I would have to remain convincing until we had lifted off. Smiling, I turned to my new friend and said, `` Bitch, I'm looking at your nasty face and wondering how best to fuck it up.'' 
 
 The other two inmates made oohs and aha, but this guy just looked at me and said, `` I'm here because I shot five assholes like you in the face. What did you do?'' 
 
 Taken aback, my face registered shock. I was under the impression this program was for nonviolent offenders only. I assumed the other inmates would be robbers and white collar criminals, or that they had intentionally done it to escape their crumbling slums, like me. I could hear a countdown starting outside. Too late to turn back now. 
 
 `` I, uh, I raped two guys like you and, uh, ate their eyes out and --'' 
 
 `` Hey,'' one of the other inmates shouted, over the sound of the engines beginning to fire, `` I recognize you from the news. You did n't kill nobody!'' 
 
 I froze. Shit, I knew I should n't have gone on that media blitz, but I thought it was the only way I'd be exiled. 
 
 Laughing, the inmate yelled, `` He's the guy who stole Miley Cyrus's Oscar! The one she got from that porn movie!'' 
 
 The thrusters fired and we were flung back in our seats, but I could see out of the corner of my eye the look of rage and glee in the face of my new comrade. I leaned back and let the utter horror of what I'd done wash over me, watching the clouds fly by outside for the last time.
