[ WP ] Today is the last day of humankind 's existence , what happened ?

He walked into the office. His office. His staff lining the walls on the wat in. He closed the door behind him. Finally alone! There was just one thing he wanted to look at before he met his son in law for the first brief. 
 
 He opened the suitcase and looked at the red button. `` No way is this thing working'' he tought to himself. He checked his gorgous hair in the mirror. `` No need for more hairspray just yet....'' 
 
 He took out his phone and took a selfie with the case. # Whosthekingnowb @ @ @ es!? 
 
 His Twitterfeed went ballistic. 
 
 He stared at the case again. `` Just a little peek...'' 
 Then he pushed the button to test it. 
 You know. So he´d know the techs really had it working. 
 
 The oval office went into lockdown. Alarms blaring, red lights blinking, and steelplates rammed in front of all the windows. The Secret Service flooded into the room. 
 
 `` Shit..''
