[ WP ] Aliens have been observing Earth . And they 've come to the conclusion that humans are completely and incurably insane . They begin to use Earth as an insane asylum .

I have known Memphis for a long time. He's always had his own strange habits. I am not talking about his tendency to say completely indecent things to girls at bars. I have had my own drunken misadventures. It is not his large, extensive barby collection. I have collected similar strange things... I'd rather not talk about it. I know Lissy steals girl's underwear from the gym changing room. No clue what she uses it for, but we all have our'thing'. 
 
 No, what sometimes started to bother me about Memphis was his tendency to look up at the sky. Almost wondering, it seemed, what was out there. I would have expected such a thing from an astrophysics professor, PhD with honours from Utrecht, Post-doc at Manchester, all the good stuff. You have to be a little crazy to achieve such things. Yet when he spoke about the worlds that were available out there, it almost seemed like he had been there. He amazed the scientific world by pointing out a number of start systems that would not have been discovered for a while yet, had it not been for his inginuity. 
 
 It was that evening, I caught him staring at the sky. 
 
 `` Memphis,'' I asked him. `` What is wrong?'' 
 
 `` They are bringing another shipment in,'' he said. `` Unfit for life on the Chosen Planets. Insane is the word you would use for it. Like me.'' 
 
 `` I would never call you insane, Memphis. Just a little eccentric.'' 
 
 He turned and smiled. `` That is because we are good company that way. We lunatics should stick together. It is a hostile galaxy out there.'' 
 
 I grinned and allowed him to stay in his thoughts. He must be lonely at times, not having a girlfriend or boysfriend. Yet I dared not pity him. 
 
 A bright flash of light made me turn back. Memphis was holding a naked young woman in his arms, who seemed strangely unaccustomed to the ground she was standing on. Collapsing on her feet, she started to the heavens as well. 
 
 `` Who is that...?'' I asked, mouth agape. 
 
 `` This is Hidsranme. Recently found incurably insane by the Board of Interplanar Security,'' Memphis said. 
 
 `` How did they figure that?'' 
 
 The girl looked up, grinning with white teeth exposed. `` I really like cats.''
