[ WP ] You are transformed into a butterfly . What do you do with your new life ?

I always hated Florida. For 6 months out of the year, it simply too hot and humid, then comes hurricane season. Once hurricane season is over, there are a few days in February and March where it ’ s just perfect, but then the crazy jackasses who inhabit the state ruin everything. And there ’ s alligators and anacondas, giant reptiles who will eat you if the mosquitos don ’ t get you first. 
 
 Let me introduce myself, I lived in Florida for 15 years before that crazy voodoo woman turned me into a butterfly. It ’ s rather nice being a butterfly, I fly around, copulate with flowers and am blissfully unaware of the predators that are actually few and far between. Anyways, I hate Florida, so once I became butterfly, well, correction, I was a caterpillar first, which was cool, lots of sleeping, and then I emerged, stretch my wings and felt the true joy of a sunny day. Once I was a butterfly, I knew exactly what I wanted to do, I wanted to wipe Florida off the face of the map. 
 
 Edward Lorenz once ran a weather prediction program where he changed some minutely small initial condition and the result was a hugely different outcome. He called it the butterfly effect. So here I am in Cape Verde, flapping my wings for all it ’ s worth every day. There is plenty to eat here, the sun is shining, most of the birds here leave me alone, and the flowers are sexy as hell. It ’ s a nice life. 
 
 I hear it has been a particularly active hurricane season in Florida. 

