[ WP ] A young cancer patient is sick and tired of all these damn celebrities popping in for surprise visits .

`` We have a surprise for you, Edgar.'' 
 
 The nurse came into my room with a smile. I fucking hate surprises, but I could n't tell her that. She had been my nurse for several months now, and she was a pleasant older woman. She cared a lot for her charges. At least, she seemed to. 
 
 `` What is it?'' I asked, feigning interest. The grin went from a subtle smile to a face splitting gash. She was very excited. That meant I was better, but no, the doctor would be the one to tell me that. That leaves a person. 
 
 `` You have a visitor! I'll bring him in right away.'' She walked out of the room in a joyful gait, leaving me unmoved. I hurt today, I really do n't want a visitor unless it's family. But no one really cares when they are doing their philanthropic part. 

