[ WP ] Take a quote from /r/NoContext , give it an entirely new context , and end your story with that quote .

The alarm went off at 4:50 am, as it had everyday for the past 43 years of his life. Before that, a trained rooster had croaked for 15 years. Working on the farm was simply a way of life. Get up, feed the animals, milk the cows, collect the eggs, and go inside to eat breakfast. Ever since the marriage of his wife 39 years ago, he'd eaten the same thing everyday: 3 eggs, 2 pieces of toast, and 5 pieces of bacon. 
 `` so honey what's on the calendar for today?'' he asked his wife, Hoping she would finally get around to doing some laundry. 
 `` I need to go to costco and get some flour.'' she responded sighing at how boring her life was. `` I think they might be having a sale on bulk pitchforks if you need some.'' 
 Macdonald looked up, a mild sign of interest in this monotonous unimportant small talk conversation `` How many, and for how much?'' 
 She handed him the flier. `` Well tickle my pickle, theyre only $ 3! How on earth can they even profit from that?'' He said. Standing up. 
 Becky laughed. `` Read the small print.'' 
 `` WHAT. I HAVE TO BUY 400 AT ONCE? Well I want some goddamn eggs benedict if I'm spending $ 1200 on pitchforks! `` 
 
 http: //www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2i7p0q/marriott_fined_600000_for_jamming_guests_wifi/cl00825? context=1
