[ WP ] The year is 2085 , and God has finally gotten sick of our shit and begun the apocalypse . There are , zombies , werewolves , dragons , etc. , but the scariest beast of all is ... Your username . Write how it terrorizes humans .

The movies were our saving grace. 
 
 We knew what to do when the dead rose from their graves. We stockpiled silver when the werewolves emerged from the forests. Our stakes are ever ready once the sun dips below the horizon. We blast the dragons from the skies with surface-to-air missiles. 
 
 The world is in chaos - but he movies were our saving grace. At least - until those *things* started showing up. 
 
 Language was created and evolved to help describe the world around us. We created all sorts of words for the types of ailments and punishments and atrocities that could come before us. But we did n't have a word for this. We can only describe it with two words: 
 
 Floating... burning. 
 
 Some say they came from the oil fields. Others claim the came up from the sewers. These... these *blobs* for lack of a better word - were enormous, shapeless entities that swarmed fields of soldiers and tanks and artillery - decimating everything in their paths. 
 
 We tried shooting them... 
 
 We tried butchering them... 
 
 We tried to kill them with fire. 
 
 Unfortunately, they seemed to like the fire. No - they were n't `` burning'' before - but they were certainly burning after. Always following. Always floating. Always burning. 
 
 In October of 2085 we retreated to the sea. The land was of no use to us. You ca n't eat fields of burning wheat. I fully expect the last of us to be gone before the new year. The leviathans from the ultra deep have a nasty tendency to pop at least one of their heads in in the most inconvenient of times. 
 
 ~~God~~ save us...
