[ WP ] Multiple nuclear explosions wipe out several cities in the middle east , but noone knows who deployed the weapons . This is the resulting UN emergency meeting .

`` It was n't Russia?'' The speaker had lost all of his composure in the last hour. Most of the delegates were impressed he'd lasted that long. Nuclear warheads! Deployed without any warning, without any spy agency being tipped off! Not just a single bomb, twelve bombs had wiped away civilizations that had fought each other for thousands of years. 
 
 `` It was not.'' The Russian ambassador took another drink. He was on his second bottle of'You're not supposed to have that in here.' 
 
 `` And it was n't Israel.'' 
 
 Israel shook his pale face. They'd be faced with radioactive storms for decades. 
 
 `` And not the US, or France, or the United Kingdom... India? Pakistan?'' The speaker had both elbows on the podium and a lost look in his eyes. 
 
 India and Pakistan both stood up from their chairs, eyed each other with suspicion, `` No.'' They looked at each other again in surprise. 
 
 `` Well who the hell is left? North Korea? South Korea stole their Nuke cores five years ago. They've been playing with duds for half a decade.'' 
 
 The South Korean ambassador shot to his feet, `` You said you not tell about that!'' He stopped, looked embarrassed and then sat back down. 
 
 `` Turkey? Germany? *Belgium*?'' The Speaker faced suited representatives shaking their heads and shrugging their shoulders in confusion. 
 
 `` It was us.'' 
 
 Every head in the room turned to the representative from Spain. He leaned back in his chair with a smug expression on his face. 
 
 `` No one expects the Spanish Nuclear Fission!'' 

