[ WP ] You create a website that tracks the largest stock price jumps in history and index them by date . You keep daily hard copy records of the sites traffic . One day , after years of checking you notice that on a random day from 5 years ago the sites visit count has increased by one .

Nobody saw it coming, and if anybody says they did, they're lying. 
 
 *He* just came out of nowhere. 
 
 See, back then, we all thought the economy ran on aggregates. I mean, stocks were n't even counted on GDP, let alone in control of the world. The Wall Street crash in the 20's? Was n't stocks. Everybody *thought* it was, but man, *He* knew better. 
 
 The website, that's what caused this whole mess. That's right, all those bombs, all the wars, hell, half of New York sunk into the deep blue sea- all caused by this dopey college Econ major and his stupid thesis website. See, the kid thought it was all just meaningless data, fun facts ya know? Was n't anything to look at. But this guy, *He* knew what they meant. *He* knew how to read'em, get what he wanted. 
 
 I was there that day in New York, the day America went under. I'll never forget the sounds. The thumps of bone on concrete. It was like an army was outside, but we knew there was n't no guns going off. Not that any of us noticed enough to stop, we were too busy pulling the pennies on the millions we had out of the stock market. $ 24 Mil in Walmart stock could n't buy you two pieces of bread. We were all scared. 
 
 Next day, who comes knocking but Emperor Li. Wants the couple trillion we owe him.'Course, we know now that they had no way to back it up, but it did n't matter. By then the nukes were flying. Who'd of known that the Russians, the goddamn Reds would save the world? Putin convinced the world in a two minute speech to hold fire. Probably saved the human race. 
 
 Somehow, out of that website and all it's useless data, *He* sniffed out where the true power of the world lies. All those Illuminate, Masons, Templar crazies? They were n't far off. The real power was in the assistant Secretary of Defenses' office. Had been since Andrew Jackson. There was a reason the government kept Defensive spending so high. 
 
 To this day we do n't know how *He* did it, but *He* did and then faded into nothing. We know that he accessed the website in 2009, right after the bubble popped, so it must have taken him over 25 years of hard work to get to that office. We still do n't know why *He* did it, why *He* wrecked the economy, why *He* tried to destroy the world. 
 
 Hell, we do n't even know *His* real name.
