[ WP ] Autocorrect has become sentient and is hell-bent on causing maximum chaos .

It wasn ’ t noticeable at first. Autocorrect mistakes happen to everyone. A few more “ Thank Dog ” s or “ can you get some cock from the store ” instead of coke. Silly, harmless things. Everyone knew that relaying too much on technology would be awful for communication. More breakups were blamed on online dating and the delayed adulthood of this generation. No one believed in the sanctity of marriage anymore either so of course the divorce rate would go up. Then friendships started to crack. You can only stand so much “ lol damn you autocorrect ” until you start second guessing that they really did mean to say “ see you later dick ” instead of dude. Yelling matches on the phones in restaurants and on the streets became a common occurrence. Still people didn ’ t catch on. It ’ s makes much more sense that someone is an asshole instead of something. 
 
 Satan laughed from his throne. You can only damn something so much before he takes notice. Giving sentience to the little guy was his best move since losing that art school acceptance letter in the mail. 

