[ WP ] After brushing your teeth in the morning you go downstairs to fry an egg , but when you try the frying pan buzzes at you and text appears reading , `` level 18 cooking required to use object '' .

After 8 years, he was n't expecting a romantic gift 
 But a new frying pan was close 
 They had leveled up their relationship on eggs and bacon 
 Pancakes and hashbrowns on a Saturday morning 
 
 They would get 10 [ cooking ] exp each 
 Splitting the prep work 
 Gaining 20 [ sexuality ] exp before finishing the meal 
 Topping off on both [ health ] and happiness before the day 
 
 With three kids, they had n't leveled [ sexuality ] in a while 
 They were still level 17 
 So it was n't like they did n't have it 
 It had just been a while 
 
 Today could be different though 
 Tiny green +1s sprinkled from his toothbrush 
 But it did n't fucking matter 
 [ hygine ] 26 was more than a million points away 
 
 Today would be different 
 [ energy ] ticked up 
 And not just because he could smell the coffee 
 Brewing downstairs in the [ +2 Nespresso of Sun ] 
 
 [ energy ] ticked up 
 She sat at the island with a ceramic mug on her lips 
 Blue +30s falling down her shoulders 
 In line her precious blond hair 
 
 Will you help me make eggs? 
 Like when we were levleing up together? 
 You mean like when we were both level 4? 
 Back in Oakland? 
 
 Just like that. 
 He pulled two eggs from the fridge. 
 Tick; [ energy ] 
 They had n't leveled [ sexuality ] in a while. 
 
 He moved to crack and egg into the pan. 
 The pan pulsed bright red as he reached towards it. 
 No. 
 `` Level 18 [ cooking ] required to use object.'' 
 
 Guess he had n't leveled up [ cooking ] in a while either. 
 She smirked. 
 That's okay, sweetie. 
 How about you level me this morning, instead?
