[ WP ] The Earth is actually an egg housing something . One day , the whole world begins to shake constantly . It 's beginning to hatch .

Gigantic tentacles erupted from the Yellowstone volcano. Millions of people froze in shock and fear in front of their TVs. 
 
 Earth's crust began to break down, underneath the magma erupting from cracks something living was moving. Otherworldly terror swept over humanity. 
 
 The old eldritch monstrosity started climbing out from under the ground, sinister look of 9 million eyes pierced through souls of all living creatures. 
 
 Some people were trying to nuke it with weapons, others were worshiping it. Neither approach has worked. 
 
 Finally, it's body completely crawled out of the earth, and launched itself into space, where it joined with it's monstrosity parents. 
 
 `` Ph'nglui mglw'nafh R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! * [ Honey, it's a girl, look how adorable she is! ] *'' said one gigantic super intelligent space octopus to another. 
 
 `` Yanyth syha'h bugor ebunma ehye, hafh'drn tharanak'fhalma li'hee. Hafh'drn'ai shagg li'hee ya mnahn' goka vulgtlagln ch'! * [ Oh, thank goodness, it's egg got infested by humans, I was so afraid they will blow it up until her birthday. But now she's a young, beautiful, adorable larvae, I'm so happy, sweetheart! ] *'' he responded. 
 
 And from then on, they all lived happily ever after.
