[ WP ] In an attempt to cover up their wrongs , Corporations release the long before discovered cure for cancer .

**CURE FOR CANCER DISCOVERED** 
 
 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; This new miracle-cure, called `` Qejix'', and released by a coalition of many different well-known international drug-producing corporations, is, according to thousands of clinical trials over many years, able to cure all forms of Cancer. This came after an investigation began on corruption in the drug-production industry. The investigation started because there was significant evidence that these companies were putting donations into their pockets instead into actual research. These companies stated that they have been researching this drug for years, and used all of the donated money to purchase the equipment needed to find this cure. 
 
 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; However, former employees do not agree that these companies stated to us that this cure was discovered forty years ago, and was kept in hiding until these companies would need to protect their PR image. They also said that nearly most of the donated money went straight to the CEOs of these businesses, and that the rest went to `` Researchers'' to make them shut up about the fact that they are, in fact, doing nothing at all. 
 
 & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; We, though, at the newspaper office, funded greatly by these wonderful companies, believe that those former employees were lying about it to take away money from the glorious cancer-research industry, and that everyone should throw more money at them to fund more affordable drugs. The price of the recently-released Qejix is estimated to be around $ 750,000, but can be paid off in loans with about 50 % APR, which, in our opinion, is much better than the alternative. 
 
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 Edit: However, I used `` However'' a bit too much.
