[ WP ] A knight who upon kissing the sleeping princess in the castle , transforms her into a dragon or alternatively transforms her into something else .

It had taken me weeks to reach the princess's fortress. It had necessitated crossing some of the harshest lands known to the kingdom, and there had been many a time during which I had nearly perished. And then there was the moat... the moat full of sharks. 
 
 *How*, I asked myself, *were there sharks all the way out here? Did they carry then one by one? This is ridiculous. * 
 
 Nevertheless, I wadded into the water and vanquished each with my trusty sword. I scaled the castle walls to the highest tower, slaying the evil dragon on the way. 
 
 Finally I had reached the bedroom of the princess, where she lay in eternal sleep. It was said that a kiss from true love would break the spell. That was simple enough. I leaned in and kissed her swiftly, just enough to break the spell. 
 
 I stepped back to watch as she awoke, only to see her transform before my eyes! After a blinding flash of light, she was gone, and an object lay on the bed in her place. I retrieved it, and quickly read the writing on the side. 
 
 *ye olde fleshlight. * 
 
 I sighed, knowing I had been vanquished. *Ah well, this will have to do. *
