[ WP ] A demon is getting REALLY tired of teenage girls summoning him .

That was the fourth Jessica in the last two months alone. Before that it was three Brittneys and a Skyler and who could forget the disastrous Tamara case? 
 
 Jim flipped through the ledger to double check, but no, it was all there. Nothing but teenage girls for the past six months and it seemed to only be getting worse. 
 
 This must be someone from upstairs, he thought. Frank in accounting could pull some strings and he and I were never on very good terms, especially after the last holiday party. I knew I shouldn't've made a pass at his wife. 
 
 Jim sat back in his chair with a sigh, the leather flatulating under his weight. He rubbed the nub of his left horn, a bad habit and a nervous tick, exacerbated in the last few months to the point that he could barely call it a horn at all anymore. These girls'll be the death of me, he despaired, not without a conscious note of irony. 
 
 Just then another assignment came in, the capsule plunking down at the terminus of one of the pneumatic tubes next to his desk. Jim started, his heart pumping its black blood in fitful contractions. He reached for the capsule and pulled out the parchment. Looking at it, he could n't help but laugh, though the sound came out more like a choking sob. There, scrawled across the page, was his next summons: 
 
 *Hayley Johnson, 17* 
 
 *Windsor, Connecticut* 
 
 *Request: Possession of classmate Kelsey Simon for purposes of making Chase think she's totally effing gross* 
 
 That's it, Jim thought. That's fucking it. I'm done. 
 
 He took out his quill and sheep's blood and with all his bitterness and resentment wrote `` FUCK YOU GUYS I QUIT'' in splotchy Sumerian across the page. He rolled the parchment back up and jammed it in the capsule, shoving it in the outgoing tube back to whatever jackass had sent it. 
 
 // Edited a little phrasing here and there
