[ WP ] Man invents time travel , posts it to reddit .

[ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, a week ago 
 
 This may be hard to believe, but I can travel in time. It'd be nearly impossible to prove using past experiences, so in 7 days I know what the top headline will be: `` Putin withdraws from Ukraine, offers apology amidst new evidence'' 
 
 **7 days later** 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, a day ago 
 
 Turns out people do n't really take that as hard evidence, as it could've happened. This time I will find something a lot more specific. In 7 days, a freak lightning strike causes Uluru to split in half. 
 
 **7 days later** 
 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, 12 hours ago 
 
 Now that people are beginning to believe me, I feel I should offer up a bit more evidence. In 7 days, a meteor will crash into Tahgee national forest, in Wyoming. It will be quite large causing tremors across the nation. I've informed the authorities with all the relevant material. I know no-one dies, thanks impart to my warning. This may bring up some questions about my time travel, but to put it simply, think of Harry Potter 3. I do n't actually influence time at all, seeing as it has already happened. My actions that I see in the future are already done by me, and any attempt to subvert them simply causes them to happen further. Er, that made less sense but say I knew a building was going to collapse in a few days and people tried to stop it, they'd cause it to fall over with building equipment in an attempt to stop it. There's no point trying to change the future. 
 
 **7 days later** 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, an hour ago 
 
 Aw yeah, who saved the country? Me. Not that I really did anything, as everything has already happened and what have you. A lot of attempts have been made to catch/find me, and I'd like to say this to the FBI/NSA/CIA/Homeland: Retards, I've got a time machine, I know what you do before you do it. Nice try in L.A., you accidentally kill a homeless man. 
 
 **7 days later** 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, an hour ago 
 
 Welp, there it is. An innocent man died. I knew he was going to die, and there was nothing that could stop it. I ca n't change what happens, it has already happened. This time travel is becoming stressful, I do n't like seeing what happens and feel helpless about it. However, I feel slightly better, as in 7 days my actions will have caused a 4,000 % increase in science and education funding! Hooray! Also boo on you republicans, trying to buy more tanks wo n't stop me. 
 
 **7 days later** 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/Icantravelintime, an hour ago 
 
 *ALERT, ALERT* 
 
 I CA N'T MAKE A PREDICTION FOR 7 DAYS, AS IN 3 DAYS THE TOP HEADLINE WILL BE'TREMORS CAUSED BY THE METEOR IN WYOMING AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE SUPER-VOLACNO CALDERA' 
 
 SEEK SHELTER 
 
 I'M SORRY 
 
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 [ - ] Romodon via /r/wasitallahoax 
 
 Well it's been 2 years since the posts that caused the world-wide panic, economic down turn and mass evacuation from the Western Coast of America with the threat of a volcanic eruption that never came and everyone is still reeling in from the implication that someone invented time travel just to mess with us. However, I feel that was n't the first post about this amazing discovery and subsequent terror. 2 years ago, with some great digging, we have found an post indicating that this could have been avoided: 
 
 > [ - ] mynameisbobandilovevolcanos 
 
 > You know if I ever invented time travel I would use it just to build up excitement for reddit and the world and then terrify them with an impending apocalypse and then never go online again just to shit them. 
 
 This askreddit comment about time travel suggests there has been previous intent to do this. Enforcement agencies are trawling the net to try and see if there are any other patterns/warnings. 
 
 Thoughts? 
 
 ***COMMENTS*** 
 
 [ - ] bobthetimetraveller via /r/wasitallahoax, 3 seconds ago 
 
 I knew you were going to post this 

