[ WP ] Oops , wrong bathroom !

`` So not only did I have to remember what I had gone to the palace for and express it in coherent sentences while pretending the queen was not experiencing what I feel future generations will term a nip-slip, I had to do it while simultaneously controlling my raging bowel - what, everyone told me I was crazy and that Northerners are n't exactly popular in the capital right now and I was going there to complain about what the fucking royal soldiers had done to me farm, so yeah it was a full emergency evacuation situation. This is not a drill, motherfucker! Anyways, simultaneously controlling my raging bowel and trying to hide a boner bigger than the Wall. But I said my piece, they told me to fuck off and I was actually just happy enough to be leaving with my head on my shoulders. But I still needed to dump, so I sort of wandered off the tour route and went looking for a john. So I find a likely looking door and I open it, and fuck me if it is n't Tywin Lannister with an arrow through his colon. Man, and I thought I had bowel issues. I was almost on the point of finding it funny when I realised the position I was in. Northerner come to ask for payment for a ransacked farm, request denied and found standing over dead Tywin Lannister. The first thing that happened is that my bowel issue resolved itself by simply emptying. The next is that I was aware that there were footsteps coming around the corner. I just said `` Oops, wrong bathroom'' and hurried the fuck away off. Almost walked into the guard who was walking up. `` It's occupied'' I said to him and kept walking before he could register the smell of my recent relief. I hear they did n't find him for a while after, and I guess the guard kept his mouth shut about me for fear of a flaying if he admitted to having me right there and letting me walk away. So what do you say fellas, would you call old Tywin's death a fatality or a fecality?''
