[ WP ] Tales of Old Earth

`` Once upon a time, there was an evil race of men. Their smallest women were taller than our tallest warriors. They ate poison and breathed fire as entertainment. They could use magical windows to build anything in the world. They had terrible weapons, like spears made of light, that could burn entire villages in the blink of an eye.'' 
 
 `` What happened to them?'' 
 
 `` They threw too many spears and ate too much poison. They burned the entire world for a year. They're all gone now, all except for a few.'' 
 
 `` And where do *they* live?'' 
 
 `` In the Lord's Palace, of course.''
