[ CW ] Write a story without using any letters from the Z-M row of your keyboard

Today felt harder than usual. Sarge is harsh a lot of days. Today was like out of the depths of the sea, though. I really hope supper is ready. 
 
 `` Why are you up there?'' 
 
 `` I like to lie atop the house a few days per week.'' 
 
 `` That's preposterous. Why would you do that?'' 
 
 `` It helps to shut out the hustle of the world and just hear thoughts.'' 
 
 `` You're weird. Stop. Get off the roof.'' 
 
 *'' I'd rather sleep. `` * 
 
 `` What if you sleep too deeply?'' 
 
 `` I suppose I would lose poise. Likely fall, too.'' 
 
 `` Please get off.'' 
 
 `` I will, later. Let it go, I do this a lot.'' 
 
 `` Okay. You're hard-headed, so I'll go.'' 
 
 `` See you posthaste.'' 
 
 I guess supper is ready. I'll stay up here just a while further... 
 
 
 
 ***I have no idea what I just wrote. *** 
 
 ***Italic line has been edited. ***
