[ WP ] Give the reader a tour of your mind .

This area is where I'd keep my ideas ( *if I had any* ). For some reason, my memes and references seem to be next-door. That explains the pun-ridden story I wrote about a year ago. At least I've refrained from using puns in my other pieces. 
 
 This is the little pen for my feelings. They're friendly, low-maintenance creatures. Go on. Pet them. When they fatten up, I take the axe, deliver one clean swing, and put them into my stories. Do I feel badly about that? Sometimes. 
 
 This is where I grow my knowledge. Most people tell me that I've a nice, sizeable farm, but I think the whole thing sucks. I have crops, but I do n't have interesting crops. I grow some math. There are a few historical facts here; a few scientific facts there, but I want interesting things. I want to grow some CompSci or some Calc. You know what I mean? My new plots probably need a lot more TLC. More water. Trees might be in the way... 
 
 Anyway, that's m'brain.
