[ WP ] You are an inhuman alien that keeps accidentally killing humans aboard a spaceship while trying to warn them about an incoming asteroid that will destroy their nearby colony .

`` Oh shit, i'm so fired''. Jahsper tenderly removed his mandibles from the human's abdomen. To be fair, the clothed ape had tried to come at him with an axe, but killing humans was strictly against the work and ethics policy of the galactic mining core. 
 
 Of course, it was an emergency. He had n't quite come up with the reason it was n't his fault, but none the less there was an asteroid bearing down on a human colony and it was launched from the mining facility that Jahsper managed. He needed to warn them about it ( and make it look like he was n't responsible. ) 
 
 He climbed back into the vents. His insect-like appendages could not operate the human doors. He heard more humans the next room over. There was quite a clamor. He scrambled over and popped his head down *Hiiissssssssssssss*. 
 
 The humans fled in panic. In his rush, he'd forgotten his translator. This was n't helped by the fact that human meat was considered a delicacy by his species. But only after being properly cooked and seasoned. Could n't they see he was n't going to eat them? 
 
 He followed the humans from within the vents, making as much noise as possible. If they hear be coming, they surely would stop being so frightened when I popped up! Besides, he had them cornered. They had to talk. Dropping down from the vent, he saw the last human standing on the railing overlooking the engine. `` You'll never eat me, bug!'' And he jumped. 
 
 Well, time to burn this place down and cover this up too, he figured. This would require some paperwork.
