[ WP ] You are chief scientist on a project to wrap a colossal pair of Beats By Dre headphones around the moon .

`` I'm not asking you to do it because it's easy, Scott!'' 
 
 `` And I'm not opposed to this because it's hard, sir. I'm opposed to it because it's fucking stupid!'' 
 
 `` Scott, just as a thought exercise, I want you to just try and pretend like I do n't give a shit about your opinion. Can you do that?'' 
 
 `` look, we've all got bosses and everything, but this is hands down the stupidest thing anyone in history has ever demanded of anyone.'' 
 
 `` Not really. In the sixties, plans were drafted to launch a nuke and detonate it on the moon.'' 
 
 `` By who?'' 
 
 `` Oh, this little country you've probably never heard of called THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!'' 
 
 ``... Rich, you read an article on Cracked. You ca n't site Cracked when you're trying to convince a man with a goddamned PHD in aerospace engineering to launch a few thousand tons of material into outer space to create a giant pair of overpriced headphones.'' 
 
 `` wait, what?'' 
 
 `` I do n't want to put a giant pair of Beats by Dre on the moon!'' 
 
 ``... I said beets to *stay* on the moon. As in, hydroponics, food supply for a colony.'' 
 
 `` I... Oh, ok, that makes.... That makes significantly more sense.'' 
 
 `` Duh. Jesus, Steve, what are you, retarded?''
