( WP ) You are an evil mastermind and have finally caught your super spy nemesis . Naturally , you do what all evil masterminds do and start monologuing .

``... and then, with my pawn at the Kremlin, I will copy their nuclear launch codes and use them to destroy the world!'' 
 
 Agent Jack Belmont fixed him with a steely glare. Then he blinked, surprised. `` Wait, back up a bit. Where did you get a pawn in the Kremlin?'' 
 
 `` I told you that already. He was deployed in stage two, posing as a defense contractor and selling them a new security system.'' 
 
 `` No, that does n't make sense. You already burned him in stage three when you exposed him to distract the KGB from your real goal.'' 
 
 `` Oh, right. I meant the other pawn. The one who was inserted into the KGB in stage five.'' 
 
 `` Him? But I shot him after I blew up your base in the Ukraine.'' 
 
 `` You did? Ah yes, I remember now. I moved to the contingency plan in stage six, and inserted a new agent in the rush to heighten security.'' 
 
 `` Now wait a second! I *read* stage six when I stole the data disk, so I managed to intercept your agent in Lithuania.'' 
 
 `` Ah, but did you also read the *revised* contingency plan in stage seven? I used the affair in Lithuania as a cover! It was all according to plan.'' 
 
 `` Bullshit! That would have thrown off the entire timetable for stage nine. You ca n't have moved the device from Jakarta to Moscow in only three days!'' 
 
 `` Close-minded fool! Of course I could! All I had to do was hijack the... No, wait, you killed the agent I needed for stage eleven. All I had to do was employ a... Never mind, I already used it for stage fifteen revision two. Maybe I handled it in stage twenty-seven? Excuse me one minute.'' 
 
 The Doctor vanished from the room for five minutes, during which Belmont kept busy trying to slip out of his handcuffs. He returned carrying a very thick binder stamped with the words `` MASTER PLAN.'' `` Stage twenty-seven... See stage sixteen version two? That plan went out the window after the affair in Paris. I'm three versions past that!'' 
 
 He shut the binder with a thud. `` Well, I'm stumped. I honestly do n't know where I am in my master plan any more. Can we just assume that I explained it to you and skip ahead to the death trap?'' 
 
 Belmont shrugged. `` Go ahead. I do n't mind, I figure I'll just blow up everything important-looking in your base and call it good.''
