[ WP ] You can understand babies . Most days are just adorable , until one day you pass a mother on the street and overhear her baby plotting to kill her .

`` Hello Charlotte, and how are you this morning?'' I tickled the little blue eyed 5 month old girl, while waiting in line at the local starbucks. She giggle and I could hear her laughing say `` Stop it that tickles!'' `` Ohh I want milk, look a doggie!'' I asked her mother how her day was, she like most of the other neighborhood Mom's knew me on a first name basis. They called my'the baby whisperer', because I could calm any kid down. It was n't rocket science, it's the fact I actually could hear what they wanted. 
 
 As I was exiting the coffee shop, a red headed woman wearing a green blouse pushed a stroller in the door, a small boy in a red suspenders was nestled in the device. 
 `` I'm going to kill you, I will stop at nothing to end your pitiful life, neither time, nor space will stop me.'' The child spoke with malcontent towards his mother. 
 
 `` Oh Hi'' I introduced myself, you must be the new neighbors, what's your name? `` I'm Lois'' she said `` and this little ball of joy is Stewie.''
