You are walking down the street when a man dressed in a bathrobe stops you and asks , `` Pardon me , have you seen my dragon ? He 's about sixty feet long and is bright green and missing a tooth . '' At this point he pulls out an eight inch long fang from beneath his robe . [ WP ]

`` That is a very big tooth'' I said 
 
 `` It's a big dragon'' said the old man 
 
 `` Uh-huh'' 
 
 `` Anyway if you see him could you let me know?'' 
 
 `` Uh-huh'' 
 
 `` I assure you he's quite harmless. But when he get's excited he can cause some damage'' 
 
 `` Uh-huh'' 
 
 `` Anyway if you see him let me know'' 
 
 `` Will do'' 
 
 The man started to walk away, then turned around and came back. 
 
 `` Oh right one more thing, have you seen my griffin?'' 
 
 `` Uhm'' 
 
 `` He's shorter than the dragon. Like half eagle, half lion'' 
 
 `` I do n't think…'' 
 
 `` Flies?'' 
 
 `` Does n't ring a bell'' 
 
 `` Right ok well let me know'' 
 
 The man started to walk away then turned around and came back. 
 
 `` Right sorry have you seen my eldritch Lovecraftian horror from another dimension?'' 
 
 `` Uh'' 
 
 `` He's like 50 stories tall, lot's of tentacles…'' 
 
 `` No….'' 
 
 `` Lot's of eyes, fills you with a sense of dread…'' 
 
 `` Nope'' 
 
 `` Wants to torture humans'' 
 
 `` Sorry'' 
 
 `` Alright well let me know'' 
 
 The man started to walk away then turned around and came back. 
 
 `` Right, one more thing have you seen my dog? Just a regular dog. About yay high? It's a golden retriever'' 
 
 `` Sorry'' 
 
 `` Alright well let me know'' 
 
 The man started to walk away then turned around and came back. 
 
 `` Right, one more thing have you seen my watch? I lost it 1956'' 
 
 `` Uhm maybe is it digital'' 
 
 `` No, it's analog. Got a brown strap'' 
 
 `` Sorry'' 
 
 `` Alright well let me know'' 
 
 The old man walked off. I went back to my house and grabbed his missing watch from a bowl by the door. I put it in as I walked into the basement where there were cages containing a dragon, a griffin, an eldritch Lovecraftian horror from another dimension and a golden retriever. My crew looked up from their poker game in the corner. 
 
 `` He knows'' I said
