[ WP ] Story about a superhero whose powers come with a strange side effect or drawback

Everyone wants thing fast. Faster cars. Faster computers. Faster humans. I am the fastest thing alive. They call me Kid Speed. Can go 0 to 300mph in 2.6 seconds. Do n't worry. I checked. But I am not just a one trick pony. I learn things 260x faster than the average person. I have read through entire libraries in 3 hours. Makes it pretty easy to get a PhD in Economics, Physics, and Biochemical engineering. 
 
 Being fast is cool an all. I save people in danger. Get to know more than everyone else. The fandom is pretty nice as well. Wherever I go, someone recognizes me and *boom* free food. Thank god I get it too. 
 
 Being able to go this fast takes a lot of energy. I burn a weeks worth of food in less than 30 minutes. Now, you might say that I get to eat whatever I want and not get fat. Yeah, that's great and all but I can barely taste anything I eat anymore. I eat it too fast and I just end up wanting more.
