[ EU ] Sterling M. Archer agent of S.H.E.I.L.D .

::*The sound of ice in a glass and a drink being poured*:: 
 
 
 **Archer**: Nick Fury. HA! Who does he think he is? Eye patch, attitude, all bossy. `` Archer you could have jeopardized the mission.'' No YOU would have with your, one... eye... How long have you been standing there? 
 
 
 **Fury**: Long enough... 
 
 
 **Archer**: Oh......... I mean it's a lovely eye pat- 
 
 
 **Fury**: Agent Archer, I know you do n't like me and frankly, I do n't like you. But when the world is at risk we need th- 
 
 
 **Archer**: -The Best. Which I am. I totally get it, and you're welcome. 
 
 
 **Fury**: I was going to say The Avengers but they were all busy on individual missions. I was able to bring you in because S.H.E.I.L.D. had a track record on you from your ISIS days. I also have a, history with your mother- 
 
 
 **Archer**: HEY, mother stays out of this! 
 
 
 **Fury**: Apologies. Must have lost, sight, of the issue. Agent, S.H.E.I.L.D. deals with many different kinds of threats, globally. Our top priorities, since New York, have dealt in the `` super-natural'' if you will. I have another mission for you though. It is a KGB hit, your specialty. Some dirty money is moving around in the government and there seems to be a hit on one of the world leaders. The hit man needs to be, neutralized. I hope you do n't have a problem with getting your hands dirty? 
 
 
 **Archer**: Ha, no I do n't. I do n't have the same morals as your little teachers pet Steve Rogers. 
 
 
 **Fury**: [ Sigh ] Please just get in make it quick and get out. 
 
 
 **Archer**:... Are we still doing phrasing? 
 
 *Cue Archer Intro Credits*
