[ WP ] Vegetarian terrorists insert DNA into cattle worldwide increasing their intelligence .

*Plunk.. 
 
 Maybe this is the sound that was made when my self-awareness came into being, for it is hard to discern exactly when it happens, much like falling to sleep. However I do know this; a monotonous life and a dynamic consciousness can be a dangerous combination. For over 3 months I have sat in relative silence ( apart from variations on moo that transmit only the most primitive desires ) among my peers, if I could even call them that. The bipedals who run this factory seem more intelligent than my kin, based on the level of variance in their noises. I have tried to reply with something similar in sound but do n't have the physical capabilities. Due to this and the way I am treated I do n't believe the bipedals see me as anything near equal. My life is confined to a 10' by 8' cell in which chemical-flavored soymeal is splatted into three times a day. My kin here never seem to die, but are rather removed to a different location, perhaps to run on greener pastures. But that it wishful thinking; the odor betrays murder somewhere not far near. Apparently my life is equal to that of mere cabbage to the bipedals, who seemingly do n't hesitate to dominate other thinking creatures as their own. They must believe in no god, or one very biased towards their specific species, that would allow such activity to occur without a guilty conscious. What is this? My gate is opening; I am being pulled by the collar towards destination unknown. It must be my time to serve the greater, or lesser, purpose. Better. I may finally return to the dark solace to which my captors believe I rightfully belong. If only I could have communicated, commiserated with my kin. If only...
