[ WP ] Take your favorite ( or most despised ) Chuck Norris fact ( or facts ) . Tell the story behind it ( or them ) .

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 I wake up suddenly to the blaring sound of my alarm clock. `` 7 am already'' I sigh, as I sit up in my bed rubbing my eyes. `` I ca n't believe it's been 1 year since me and Sarah started dating.'' I walk down the stairs, prepared to make myself some breakfast for my long day ahead. 
 
 Sarah and I have planned to go to a really high class mall today, do some shopping, get some food, and just enjoy eachothers company. Nothing expensive, just a chance to spend some time together. I get myself all ready, and kill the remaining two hours before I have to go pick her up by playing some NHL 15. 
 
 I pull up to her house, walk up the driveway and knock on the door. `` Hi baby!'' Sarah says as we share a passionate kiss. `` I'm so exicted for today, we're going to gave such a great time!'' I'm excited too, I've been looking forward to this day for months. 
 
 As we pull up to the mall, I see only one parking spot available. If you could believe it, it's the closest spot to the door, `` What luck!' I think to myself. I get out of the door, and all of a sudden I am roundhouse kicked in the spine, breaking it in half. Sarah screams `` OH MY GOD CHUCK HOW COULD YOU.'' I am now paralyzed for life. 
 
 The joke was: Handicap spots are not spots for handicap people, they are chuck norris' spots, showing what he will do to you if you park there. 
 
 
 Wow I really had no idea how to end that
