[ WP ] God sets up a text message service for prayers . You send in your most heartfelt desire to the Almighty , only to notice you 've been screwed over by autocorrect .

`` Dear God. Please give me a lamborghini.'' 
 
 Jim did n't think he was asking for too much. He never asked for much before and, seeing as he had n't had a raise in over a year now, could use a little something to pick him up. He waited anxiously for a few minutes, hoping for an email or text declaring him the winner of a new Lamborghini, but none came. 
 
 `` I guess being able to text God now does n't mean he's going to answer prayers electronically,'' Jim said, laughing to himself. `` Perhaps he switched my current car for a Lamborghini.'' 
 
 Jim held his breath in anticipation as he walked through his office's parking lot, nearing the spot where he parked. He rounded an SUV, and saw the same Civic he'd been driving for 3 years. `` Well,'' Jim sighed, `` maybe it will be waiting at my house.'' 
 
 Alas, Jim's driveway was empty upon his arrival. He strolled into his house, wondering how else God might deliver a new car, and noticed a bowl of noodles on his kitchen counter top. `` That's odd.'' Jim muttered, walking over to examine the dish. 
 
 He peered at the noodles more closely. `` I do n't remember making ham linguine...''
