[ WP ] You found out that your wife is a secret agent that was ordered to protect you because your offspring would become the saviour of mankind .

Erin ’ s chest was heaving as she reloaded her pistol. My antique writing desk was now a shield, and about 5 bodies were lying by our front door. 
 
 “ Blake. Blake. ” Erin slapped my face. “ Listen to me. We need to get to the basement, but there is an assault team waiting to come through the windows. ” 
 
 She is so beautiful, my wife. Her short blonde hair was a mess, and her checkered PJ ’ s were wrinkled. It would take a month of Sundays to get that blood stain out of the sleeve. 
 
 I smiled at her. “ Do I tell you you ’ re beautiful? I should, because you are. ” 
 
 She rolled her eyes. “ You ’ re in shock and have a concussion. We need to crawl to the kitchen, okay? ” 
 
 There was the sound of broken glass, and I was flung onto the hard tile floor of our kitchen. Erin grabbed under my arm and shoved me toward to basement. I heard a few gun shots fire off, and the sounds of boots hitting the hardwood. Erin ’ s foot pushed squarely against my ass and sent me head first down the first few steps to the basement. My hand caught the railing about the same time Erin barreled in after me. She slammed the basement door and slid a steel grate in front of it. 
 
 “ When did we install that? ” I asked steadying myself on the landing. 
 
 “ ’ We ’ didn ’ t, I did. ” She grabbed my forearm and took us to the corner of the basement. “ We need to get out of here, it won ’ t hold long. ” 
 
 “ What is going on? Did they destroy my bay window? ” I asked. 
 
 “ Don ’ t worry about it. But I ’ m here to keep you safe, okay? You ’ re our last hope. ” 
 
 “ Me? You ’ re the one with a gun. ” I said indignantly. 
 
 “ Get your head out of your ass, Blake, you ’ re special. Your genes are special. ” She said stuffing a bundle of clothes into a duffel bag. 
 
 “ My genes? ” 
 
 “ Yes. The Survivor Corps has traced the immunity lineage to you. Your genes hold almost all of the cures. The common cold, ALS, cancer, CDKL5. All of them, cured, but not without you. Not without your offspring. ” She explained. 
 
 “ Are you an agent for them? My offspring? ” 
 
 “ Yes, I was sent to protect you, to get you where we need to be. The men outside are trying to kill you because you pose a threat to Big Pharma. Survivor Corps is willing to give out the cures for free, we just have to get you to the labs. Your offspring will further the immunity lineage, unlock more cures. ” 
 
 I started laughing hysterically. “ Oh, Erin, you are too much! This is so much fun! Did Tommy help you with this? Is he upstairs? Tommy, this is great! ” 
 
 “ Why don ’ t you believe me?? ” Erin asked urgently. 
 
 “ It probably has something to do with the fact that the most exciting thing you do is your knitting circle on Sundays, and we ’ re both lesbians in our late 30 ’ s. ” I smiled. 
 
 Erin stared at me for a solid minute. “ You ’ re such a fucking dork. Grab a damn bag and let ’ s go. ” 

