[ WP ] the rapture , the seven years , and the final battle have all come to pass . Now is time for final judgement.all people are to be judged equally ... except redditors who are judged by what they browsed and what subreddits they were subscribed to .

The Pearly Gates are flooded. People ascend to the clouds and panic runs wild down below. Fumbling about in a cocktail of confusion and terror, lie the subscribers of the darkest of subreddits. 
 
 Those who commit the sin of gluttony. Those who subscribe to /r/FoodPorn. 
 Those who commit the sin of lust. Those who subscribe to the ravaged lands of NSFW. 
 Those who commit the sin of envy. Those who subscribe to the dogma of Social Justice in a pathetic attempt to hide their disappointments in life. 
 
 The billions left behind with Stan. The unworthy of Lord Gaben. I sentence to an eternity in their respective subreddits. Bathe in your scum for all eternity until you beg to be rid of it. 
 
 May we enlightened few of the /r/pcmasterrace bask in the glory of Lord Gaben. 
 May we enlightened few of the /r/writingprompts type our way into our Lord's heart. 
 May we ascend to our deserved glory.
