[ WP ] A night of Netflix binging with friends goes wrong .

The third episode of Breaking Bad had just ended which meant it was time for an intermission. Paul got up to make some more popcorn while Greg moved over to the computer. 
 
 “ You want extra butter? ” Paul asked. 
 
 “ Yeah mhmm, ” Greg replied, distracted by his incessant searching. He had read online that one ’ s Netflix history reveals a lot about a person. He was hoping to find a few risqué titles that Paul had watched. Sadly, most of the things seemed ordinary for a 300 pound tattoo covered gym rat. 
 
 Greg was just about to give up when something caught his eye. “ My Little Pony ” sat there among titles like “ House of Cards ” and “ Arrow. ” This was a gold mine. 
 
 “ William, come check this out, ” he said. 
 
 “ What now? This better not be another lemon party thing- Oh my God are you serious right now?! ” 
 
 “ I couldn ’ t make this up. Our college ’ s star linebacker isn ’ t a tough guy after all. Wait until we tell the girls about this! ” 
 
 “ They won ’ t believe us, ” William asked. “ Wouldn ’ t it be better if we sent them a screenshot instead so we have proof? ” 
 
 The two of them busted out laughing with prompted Paul to inspect. He dropped the bowl of popcorn; his most guarded secret was out. He couldn ’ t explain his way out of this one. After what they had seen, no amount of gruesome Breaking Bad binging could earn him back his man card. His career as a football player had finally come to an end all because Pinkie Pie was his spirit animal. 

