[ WP ] Write a story or poem based on your 3 most recent Google searches

armadillo, facebook, and fnaf 
 
 `` Who the hell searches up these things?'' 
 
 I think as I check my history. 
 
 I never thought this was what I'd see. 
 
 When I went to Google, clicked `` Settings'' 
 
 And thought, `` I'll check my history.'' 
 
 Five Nights at Freddy's, Facebook, Armadillo. 
 
 Shit, it's not even spelled right. 
 
 I ca n't think of why I searched these things if I tried with all my might. 
 
 Oh wait! Yes I can, FNAF. 
 
 I was watching a Markiplier video. 
 
 He was playing FNAF3, leading Springtrap and playing audio. 
 
 Facebook, I searched that today, because my computer would not work okay. 
 
 So I had to search on Bing and Google. 
 
 And finally I made it to Facebook, thanks, Bing! ( toodles, Google! ) 
 
 Armadillo, I could n't bother to spell it right. 
 
 My mom was telling me a story. 
 
 I was visiting family and see, 
 
 Quoted, `` Your dog brought a dead possum to me.'' 
 
 And I said, `` Yuck.'' 
 
 She said,'' I know. I hope he does n't bring no mo ( re ).'' 
 
 `` It had a hard shell-'' 
 
 Me: `` what the hell?'' 
 
 `` It did.'' 
 
 `` Are you sure?'' 
 
 `` I'm positive.'' 
 
 `` Or are you talking about an armadillo?'' 
 
 `` I do n't know, I did n't look at it good. And why I should?'' 
 
 I search up the animal on google. 
 
 Because I'd like to know so I wo n't be confuzzled. 
 
 I show her a picture, she says, `` I do n't know.'' 
 
 And that's why those things are on my history of Google. 
 
 
 **I'm not really a poetic person, and I tried my best. I had a certain beat in my head as I wrote it, and sorry the rhymes and such switch up so much** 
 
 **That last rhyme was not intended. **
