[ WP ] `` Hello , and welcome to our planet ! To what do we owe the honour of being invaded ? ''

Supreme Grand Overlord Barron Trump raised his scepter and laughed. He looked to his side, looking at the defeated-but-immortal hologram of Hillary Clinton, from back in the America days. The Hillary shrugged. `` Ask him, not me!'' Her high pitched whine sounded just like real life. 
 
 Barron redirected his question to a being covered in a silky black suit. `` Ah. And you are?'' The thing laughed. `` Ted.'' Barron's eyes widened. Was this a joke? The United Joke of America had been invaded by one man? 
 
 `` Ted who?'' He asked, gold crown shifting on his head. 
 
 The man smiled cruelly. 
 
 `` Ted, from Accounting.'' 
 
 He brandished the Pen of Moneymaking, and stabbed Barron in the chest. He took the annoying Hillary-projection and hurled it across the room, watching it break into a million pieces. 
 
 Ted had returned. Now, truly, AMERICA WOULD BE GREAT AGAIN! 
 
 Plz no flame war, just some fun.: ) 
 I respect all people! Equal jests for all. 
 
 EDIT: itches to pitched
