[ WP ] You are scrolling through r/WritingPrompts , when this very prompt catches your attention . Intrigued by it 's meta nature , you debate with yourself whether or not you 'll write about it .

*Another long day spent at the office, but now I'm home finally. I'm not hungry right now, nor do I need to take a shower as I took one this morning, though, I am getting a weird smell coming from the trash... did n't Josh take that out yesterday as I asked him too? Lazy bastard. * 
 
 I walk into my room and turn on my computer waiting impatiently until it boots up. Finally, I am on Reddit, a place of peace for me after a long day of stapling papers and working on excel files for my overbearing boss. I've been an aspiring writer all my life, attempting to make it big outside of my notebook that I keep with me at all times in case I find a publisher or a potential agent looking for a new author to take under their wing and make into a sudden success. Though, nothing of that sort has really come about as of late, and to be frank, I doubt it ever will. 
 
 A notification pops up on the writing prompts feed of my favorite subreddit. I skim it and read it to myself. I'm intrigued, but then I remember that I have some more forms that I had brought home from work to finish as well. The end of the quarter is this week, and if I do n't have those reports finished, my boss would have me by the neck. 
 
 *Though, that writing prompt does sound like fun. I mean, it is in the meta nature to actually attempt writing something for it. Though I do n't really want to write tonight either... * 
 
 `` Are you kidding me?'' 
 
 I shoot upward in my chair, looking around for that distinct voice that I had just heard from behind me -- no one is there. 
 
 *That was weird, it almost sounded like me... * 
 
 `` That's because it was you dip shit!'' 
 
 I wait for another response, but the room is silent. I call out to Josh my roommate, but there is no reply. I turn back to the computer screen and reread the prompt. I shake my head and move my cursor to the red X in an attempt to close out of my browser. 
 
 `` STOP!'' The voice shouted again, this time it seemed to reverberate throughout my entire room. 
 
 I began to stand up to leave, when the voice cried out again. 
 
 `` SIT YOUR SKINNY ASS DOWN!'' 
 
 I complied, not sure why though. 
 
 *Uh... who are you? * 
 
 `` Shit,'' the voice said, `` I'm your other voice in your head, the one that you never let out for the world to hear.'' 
 
 *So, you are like my writer's voice? * 
 
 There was a lapse in the conversation, but before I could actually ask the question, the voice came back. 
 
 `` Yeah, yeah, I'm your... writer's voice. Now let's get this shit done.'' 
 
 I sighed. *But I do n't think I have any inspiration to reply to this post. I am not really in the writing mood. I'm a bit tired. * 
 
 `` PFFT,'' it replied. `` You sound like a pussy right now you know that? You mean to tell me that if a hot girl would walk in demanding you to get naked, lather yourself in butter, and go sit out in the hot sun to make yourself into a naked piece of white boy toast, you would reply, I ca n't, I'm too tired?'' 
 
 *What? * 
 
 `` Shut the fuck up bitch! It was a fuckin' metaphor, dumbass! This is your chance to hit gold! These upvotes are about to FLOOD in after you post a bomb ass post, trust me, I can foresee it.'' 
 
 *Wait, you can foresee things? * 
 
 `` Hell yeah I can, I am like... a... foreseer.'' 
 
 *A foreseer? Is that even a thing? * 
 
 `` Shit I do n't know! It's just what I've got to offer! I'm highly sought after by many people. I'm actually the head of three toastmasters organizations in seven different states, and three foreign countries.'' 
 
 *Wait... * 
 
 `` Do n't interrupt me bitch! Now just sit down and get to writing right now!'' 
 
 *But I'm hungry... * 
 
 `` Eat when you are hungry pussy!'' 
 
 *But I am hungry right now... * 
 
 `` No time! More typing, less bitching!'' 
 
 *You are kind of pushy you know that? * 
 
 `` Well, do n't be a bitch. Look at that, you are already done with this post. Now go make me a sandwich. I'm hungry.''
