[ WP ] Turn a well known songs lyrics into a short story

I nervously strode through the village. I'm a city kid, this was probably the first time I'd ever been more than a five minutes walk from a Starbucks - of course I was nervous - but I needed to do this. 
 
 I finally saw the old black bamboo hut my friends had told me about. As I approached the sky seemed to darken, and I think I even saw a few stray thunderclouds begin to gather. Odd weather for Midday in the middle of July. 
 
 Reaching the hut, I knocked twice on the curtain door, it did n't make any noise. 
 
 *'' Hello...? Is anyone in? I have an appointment'', I called out. * 
 
 *'' Come in, Come in! ``, the hut replied. * 
 
 I entered the hut and saw an older man in whiteface nude from the waist up, and underwear below. 
 
 *'' Hello'', I said as I entered the hut, `` are you the witchdoctor? `` * 
 
 *'' Yes'' * 
 
 I waited a few seconds, but it soon became apparent he was n't going to say anything further 
 
 *'' I need some advice, my friends told me you're the person to ask with issues like this. ``, I continued* 
 
 *'' Continue'' * 
 
 *'' I'm in love with this girl, but she does n't love me back. I've tried chocolates, flowers, poetry, but nothing seems to work. How can I win her heart? `` * 
 
 *'' Hmmm...'', the man seems to ponder my question for a few minutes* 
 
 *'' Sorry? ``, I interrupt after several minutes* 
 
 *'' Alright! ``, he shouts, `` You go Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang'' * 
 
 I leave. 
 
 
 
 
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 P.S. 
 
 Here's the song https: //www.youtube.com/watch? v=TYgOlqinH7A 
 
 
 Any criticism welcome.
