[ IP ] King of the Sky

And now the 7 O'clock news. With your anchors, Tim Rottinson and Melisa Anders. 
 
 Tim: Good evening and thank you for joining us. 
 
 Melisa: thanks indeed, unfortunately we have some rather grim news this evening. Officials are sorting through the wreckage of the downed Flight 347 bound for New York. All 254 passengers were killed in the first rejection of a sacrifice to the Sky King, Swyilk in over a decade. The C.E.O of Dawn to Dusk Airliners, Dan Frante had this to say in a press release just an hour ago. 
 
 Dan Frante: I ’ d like to say first off that we here at Dawn to Dusk Airliners accept full responsibility for this tragedy and our hearts go out to the friends and family of the victims. I ’ d like to get straight to it and give the companies official record of the events leading up to the Sky King seeing fit to destroy flight 347. At 12 o ’ clock the flight began loading passengers. As the flight was loading the sacrificial clearance team was preparing the usual sacrifice of 20 cattle to the sky king so that he may permit our temporary presence in his domain. 
 As he ate the cows he seemed to give the usual signs that say he accepted our sacrifice ( i.e. his tail changing color from red to blue and his spins on his back folding down. ) the flight began take off procedures at 12:30 and was in Swyilk ’ s domain by 12:35. The usual procedure for sacrifice to the sky king is to lightly sedate the cows so they are not spooked by the presence of the great king but it seemed that the batch of sedatives we used was expired and thus less potent. As the sky king ate, one of the cows became spooked by the great teeth of Swyilk and ran away into a nearby electric fence and was killed immediately. 
 
 As we all know the sky king only eats live prey. 
 
 Enraged, Swyilk roared with such force that our sacrificial clearance team were all knocked unconscious and were unable to get him a backup cow. 
 
 With an incomplete sacrifice, Swyilk took to the skies and in the blink of an eye incinerated Flight 347 with all 254 passenger on board. 
 
 Tim: no doubt do we need to remind you folks about the last time Swyilk rejected a sacrifice. In 2017, the entirety of the Hong Kong international airport was burnt to the ground in flash fire from his gaping maw after he found one of his cows was actually a male. All responding military aircraft were also devoured as he saw fit to show us his immense and unending power. 769 people lost their lives in the rampage. 
 
 Melisa: we here at channel 9 news would like to say that our thoughts and prayers go out to those affected by the incompetence of Dawn to Dusk Airlines. 
 
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 ok, so i guess i had A BIT of a different idea than the others here. im sorry if this didnt fit the bill. be gentle, its my first time posting here! Q.Q
