[ WP ] You 've been caught stealing , and your punishment is simple ; you must defend against the monsters outside The City .

`` The court finds you guilty of theft, and sentences you to defend The City against the heinous monsters that plague us.'' The judge slammed his gavel. 
 
 `` May God have mercy on your soul!'' The court was silent until the thief began to laugh. With tears in his eyes, he spoke. 
 
 `` You've got to be kidding me! Am I supposed to be scared?'' He stared at the judge mockingly. `` The heinous monsters that plague us. Bah! Bring it on, suckers!'' He would have kept laughing and speaking had the guards not placed the gag in his mouth. Still, Mose Stueck snickered as he was led away from the courtroom towards his judgement. 
 
 The guards led Mose into an elevator, and pressed a button that displayed the letter `` n'' in lowercase letters. Spitting out the gag, Mose calmly spoke. 
 
 `` What is the nth floor?'' 
 
 The guard, whose nametag read P. Rosseau, replied with a straight face. `` It is exactly as it sounds. That's where you go to face judgement.'' 
 
 `` Sounds lame. When are we going to fight the monsters?'' 
 
 `` Paul, why is our prisoner talking?'' The other guard, a young blonde woman, glared at Rosseau. `` It's supposed to be a surprise. The fear factor is important.'' 
 
 `` There is nothing scarier than my wife. Let me tell you that.'' Mose replied. `` I've seen it all, but I still get chills down my back when I see her.'' 
 
 `` Frankly, I do n't give a damn,'' the woman replied. `` Besides, these monsters are n't the local ones that roam around the continent. I remember once when I was on guard duty a squid monster --,'' 
 
 `` SHUT UP ALICE!!'' Paul clenched the handrails in fear. `` I do n't want to piss my pants. We got ta look professional in front of Mr. Thief here.'' 
 
 The elevator stopped abruptly. `` Nth floor,'' it spoke in an electronic voice. The door opened to a corridor. 
 
 Alice pushed Mose out the door. `` Go to the end of the corridor. You will be briefed there.'' 
 
 `` Wait, do they have water? I need to --'' The door started to close. 
 
 `` Have fun dying!'' Paul yelled as the elevator door shut. 

