[ WP ] Due to misuse of the word `` literally '' , your country has been taken over by actual Grammar Nazis .

All the Semicolon Squad officers of the Fourth Reich had been asked to gather at the Interjection room. When they arrived there, they found the Commander at the centre of the room behind a table; his expression grim and less than friendly. 
 
 `` Heil Spellcheck! ``, the Commander barked once the door closed behind the gathering. The officers followed suit, stomping their right foot while raising their hand up and forward. The room echoed with the collective chant of the officers. 
 
 `` We have a spy among us. ``, the Commander said when silence fell. *This was old news*, most of the officers thought. Throughout the rule of the Nazi party, there had always been spies from rogue countries, but they never survived long. The weekly ParticipleCheck challenges always gave them away. They could n't keep up as well as the Grammar Nazis. No one could, except the Nazis themselves. *So why did the Commander seem more fazed than usual? * 
 
 `` He is one of us. He might have fooled our ParticipleCheck challenge but when I went through yesterday's Adverb reports, I noticed one candidate's report showing a recurring use of one adverb in particular.'' 
 
 The air in the crowd seemed to tighten as the Commander lowered his voice until it turned into an almost inaudible whisper. `` He is a'literally' abuser!'' 
 
 The gathering in front of him let out a collective gasp. 
 
 *How could it be*, thought the officers. *They had been exterminated in the Conjunction camps long ago. * 
 
 The officers shifted uneasily as they stood facing the Commander. *Is he here in this room? Is he standing next to me? * 
 
 `` Officer Shey, please step forward and have a seat'', said the Commander, gesturing towards a wooden chair beside him. 
 
 As a lean faced man broke off from the group and sat down shaking, the Commander directed his menacing voice now to the frightened man instead. `` I have a few questions of my own devising, to ask you, if you do n't mind. You should have no problem answering them correctly if you are truly, a Grammer Nazi at heart.'' 
 
 Officer Shey looked mortified as he looked at the officers silently watching him. He shifted his gaze back up to the Commander and swallowed. 
 
 The Commander's face showed a light smile as he asked, `` In your own defence, would you say that you are figuratively innocent?'' 
 
 Officer Shey looked weedy, but his response was stern. `` No, of course not. I am literally innocent.'' 
 
 Some officers gasped again, and some hung their head as the Commander's smile turned into a grin. 
 
 Officer Shey seemed surprised at this. `` What? What's wrong? In terms of grammar, that sentence is literally correct!'' 
 
 The officers were now shaking their heads as they could n't believe what was happening. `` How could you do this? ``, one of them called out. 
 
 The guards behind the Commander began to approach officer Shey, but the Commander raised one hand without turning around to stop them, and raised a taser out his pocket slowly with his other hand. 
 
 `` I have one last question for you. We already know who the culprit is. His name is Two. Does that mean anything to you?'' 
 
 `` T-Two? ``, officer Shey faltered. `` Two who?'' 
 
 The Commander brought the taser down sharply to Officer Shey's side and in a moment, Officer Shey lay on the ground, twitching and writhing in apparent agony. 
 
 The Command bent down and brought his face next to the still twitching officer's face and whispered in his characteristic, almost inaudible manner. `` It's **to whom**, Officer Two Shey.''
