[ CW ] Write yourself into a corner .


 `` Oh great Master Column. Perfecter of Corners... I present you with your newest assignment: 4 dimensional room.'' Heralded the minion/intern who promptly, anticipating a growing despair from McPoc, exited the room after giving the Overlord/boss's task. 
 
 `` Oh. Well, I have to start on that.'' McPoc replied to, apparently no one. Noticing this, he turns back around and states. `` By the powers invested upon me by Education I summon thee Knowledge of science and elemental structure!'' 
 
 *zoomp* 
 
 `` Hmm.'Fatal error.' Why...'' His face con concerned, then brightened, `` IT! Urgent matter to attend to!'' 
 
 Almost instantly a robot appeared. `` It reporting sir...'' 
 
 `` Fix the Knowledge summoner.'' 
 
 `` The HADID: human and database interface device? Of course.'' It shoved it's head under the hovering Hadid, while singing quietly `` Ha-did. Ha ha ha-did.'' 
 
 `` Has the operation been completed?!'' Boomed a slightly irritated McPoc. 
 
 It stuck it's head out an inch. `` Almost...'' 
 
 A slightly awkward silence and sentence occurred. 
 
 `` There. Try it now.'' Suggested It. 
 
 `` The attempt will be made.'' Stated the Cornerer as he gazed with impatience into the robot's eyes. 
 
 Hurriedly, It scooted out. 
 
 McPoc swiveled, steadied and readied himself, then he paused. `` Alright let's try this again...'' He inhaled and exhaled. `` By the powers invested upon me by Education I summon thee Knowledge of science and elemental structure!'' 
 
 *zoomp* 
 
 `` It! I am stuck in a corner, but I ca n't use this one to complete the assignment!'' 
 
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 Fantastic prompt! 
 
 Thank you for reading. 
 
 More stories in my [ history ] ( /u/OhLookItsAStory ).
