[ WP ] At age 18 everyone on earth gains the ability to morph into their spirit animal . Today is your 18th birthday and as your family watches you morph into an animal not of this earth

Cassidy rubbed his head. Looking at his daughter, he was n't quite sure what to say, `` We're so... proud of you. I guess. Right dear?'' 
 
 Jackie clicked her tongue, `` I so called it.'' 
 
 Francine writhed on the ground, her countless limbs coiling together into a living vine-like entity with two little eyes peering from deep within the mass. `` I'm okay with this,'' she said, `` this is good for me.'' 
 
 Cassidy leaned towards his wife, whispering in her ear, `` So um—dear, what do we do?'' 
 
 `` Pray that she does n't go to TentacleHub and support her if she does.'' 
 `` We ca n't ever go to that website again.'' 
 `` I'm cancelling our Gold subscription as soon as I'm at the computer.''
