[ WP ] After cheating on a woman who was secretly a witch , a man is cursed with a size-shifting manhood which becomes inversely-proportional to the love he has for each woman he makes love to .

Brandon was inflicted with a curse that made him eternally lonely. He got out a bottle of wine and poured it into two glass cups. 
 
 `` You wo n't believe me, but I love you.'' 
 
 Brandon lived in an expensive condo in the hippest part of the city. He was an elevator ride and a block away from an epicurean market. If he decided not to eat out at a restaurant, which he always did, he would n't need to worry about his groceries being nothing less than fresh. The condo he lived in came furnished by some designer who studied the precise science of making empty spaces be fill with emotions of luxury, comfort, and serenity. The designer's spell began to lose its effect on him after a week. 
 
 Brandon poured out a cup of wine for both of them and handed her one. They looked at each other with deep shallowness. 
 
 `` I love you'' he said again. 
 
 `` I love you, too.'' 
 
 Brandon met Samantha at a bar a few blocks away from his building, a few blocks away from the epicurean market. When Samantha decided to go home with Brandon, he bought a ride on a pedicab back to his condo, which impressed her, as did his entire outfit. After the acidity of the wine made their mouth salivate, they ended the night with what started with a kiss. The next morning, Brandon made Samantha leave without a warning. 
 
 Brandon sat in his office with no immediate work to do and with lots of responsibilities. The project manager, Whitney, was a diligent and reliable asset to his father's company. She took care of the little details for him. There was a knock on the other side of the door. It was Whitney. 
 
 `` We're done with extracting the natural gases in the hostile region. After the PR campaign, Tony is on it, we should be able to move the team to extract more.'' 
 
 `` Thanks,'' Brandon said. 
 
 `` Hey, I know we're professionals here, but is everything all right? Ever since... Ever since...? 
 
 `` Yeah, I'm okay.'' 
 
 `` Well, okay. If you need anything, you got my number. I'm going to get lunch at that Mexican restaurant Lindsay was talking about, half-off margaritas and apparently they have the best fajitas she's ever tried.'' 
 
 `` Yeah, have fun.'' 
 
 The door closed behind him. Brandon let out a sigh, and he got a text from his phone.'' 
 
 `` 
 Cheer up! 
 Call me if you want to just talk: ) 
 `` 
 
 Brandon thanked her and started to make calls for more business opportunities for his father's company. 
 
 *** 
 
 On a particularly lonely night, Brandon decided to call Whitney. Whitney was attracted to Brandon and decided to meet him up right away. Two cups of wine. 
 
 They talked over matters of the company. Then Whitney sympathized with Brandon about his father. They both agreed that he was being unfair to him. They talked and were having a great conversation. Their body languages spoke openness and passion. 
 
 Then the alcohol from the wine started to kick in. 
 
 `` You wo n't believe me, but I have this strange curse.'' 
 
 Whitney was thinking that this'curse' was his insatiable desire for one-night-stands. 
 
 `` You see, I fell in love with two women. I cheated on the first one. I was young. She was a family friend, but she was everything I could ask for, but there was something different about her. She kept around a journal wherever we went. And she'd write to these strange, `` lords,'' she would call them, and never let anyone read inside it. It did n't bother me then, but now I realized I was dating a witch, because...'' 
 
 Whitney listened intently. 
 
 `` Well, she put a spell on me where...'' 
 
 Brandon struggled to say the next word in front of Whitney, who he respected. 
 
 ``... my penis. It gets smaller the more I love the woman. It gets bigger the less I love them. So I can never have sex with the woman I love.'' 
 
 Whitney looked interested. She took a sip from her wine. 
 
 Brandon continued, `` when I met Rachel, you remember Rachel, right. She could n't find my penis, because I loved her. And eventually she left me to be with another man.'' 
 
 `` Ooooh, sweetheart.'' she put her arms around Brandon to comfort him. `` That's okay. I have had the same curse for the same reason. I made a mistake and cheated on my ex, and my ex put a similar spell on me. But my, my vagina. It, closes up. I was actually afraid, coming in here. I knew you'd be disappointed if you found this out. I have n't had sex in 8 years.'' 
 
 They looked at each other strongly. Their mouth wet from the wine, Brandon and Whitney kissed which would be start of something that would last forever.
