[ WP ] You have the spirit of George Washington in you and you 're itching for a revolution . You 're also a teenager working at a grocery store

I love my job. I love it more than anything in the world. I mean whats not to love.... Paper bags, produce, FRIENDSHIP? It has everything i need! But recently i ran into some trouble with my boss George Over some... personal choices i made 
 
 Lets start with George. Usually he's a great guy, but sometimes he can be a bit overbearing. He's pretty picky about his employees. For some reason his staff is made up entirely of puritan white dudes. Despite this, george and i always got along great... Well... At least until he raised the prices 
 
 There are many things i can stand but 3 DOLLARS for EGGS? Thats crossing the line. But George was George, and that was his law. Complaints after complaints from customers mounted until i had finally had enough. One morning, when i was checking a mothers groceries, i..., well i dont know how to say this..... I slipped her three dollars from the register. Oh boy did that feel good. Justice, sweet justice had finally been served. I continued doing this for months. Whoever came to my register got free eggs, milk, cookies, whatever suited their interest. 
 
 It was a cold and dreary day when George called me into his office. Apparently, my policy of free food for everyone had made a large dent in his personal funds. When i confessed he fired me. But this didnt hurt me... In fact it was like i was..... Declaring my.......indipendence or something. And while im living in my moms basement and have twenty three dollars to my name, it was all worth it because i know that justice was served
