[ WP ] You reject someone by saying `` I 'll go on a date with you the day hell freezes over . '' The next day , Satan appears in your room , shivering , and covered in snow .

`` Pardon my intrusion, but could you please turn your attention from the television and to me instead?'' A foreign voice rang out, one layered with charm, frustration, and just a little beat of heat. Almost like my mum's but not quite there yet. 
 
 I turned my head reluctantly. I was just getting to my seventh rerun of *Parks and Refreation. * Once I fixed my eyes on my doorstep, the sight was one to behold. It's not everyday you see an impeccably dressed gentleman, in a well pressed suit, complete with... Snow? Why is there snow? And how the hell did he get inside my apartment? I jolted up, and he must have noticed as he put a finger up. 
 
 `` Tsk tsk, one second please. I can see you are both confused and angry, and that is not a combination any human can rationally think through. Before you say a word, let me introduce myself. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, and thanks to you, hell is fucking freezing over.'' 
 
 `` What?'' I felt my face scrunch up in a familiar motion. Too used to not understanding anything I've been doing in college. 
 
 `` Right, that has definitely made you more confused.'' He sighed, letting out a mist in the air. The man is definitely cold. He paced the room, rubbing his hands together and continued, `` I repeat, I am Lucifer Morningstar, and you have caused hell to freeze over because of your bloody mistake!'' 
 
 Hell freeze over, now where was that phrase familiar... 
 
 `` Oh my god, Lucy! I told her that.'' 
 
 Lucifer physically flinched. `` Could you please try not to put my daughter's beautiful name beside my father's? He's really not known to answer to that name.'' 
 
 And that was when it all clicked. 
 
 The Devil was standing on my doorstep. 
 
 `` What the fuck? You are the Devil?'' I reached out my hand to grab the table, to prevent my keeling over. `` What the hell are you doing here?'' 
 
 The Devil lashed out, `` I'm here, because you somehow made Hell more hellish! I was only just getting used to the temperature, and now my daughter's made it colder than a witch's tit!'' 
 
 He took two small steps towards me, but I could feel the aura that he carried. Be it whether he is the Devil or not, he definitely had an unseen power around him. 
 
 `` And now, you will fix your mistake. Date my daughter.''
