[ WP ] The TSA is actually run by practical jokers who want to see what silly rules airline passengers will follow under the guise of security . They 've just announced their latest arbitrary regulation .

It was finally my turn. Hours in line, surrounded by foot stink from people's removed shoes, the end was here. I approached the large oddly clunky machine. 
 `` Put your right hand in, sir,'' the blubberous agent drawled at me. I complied. 
 `` Take your right hand out, sir.'' More compliance. Clearly my right hand was n't a threat. 
 `` Put your right hand in, sir.'' Confusion, quickly followed by more compliance. I began to doubt the innocence of my right hand. 
 `` Now shake it all about, sir.'' Nervous compliance, but compliance none the less. 
 `` TURN YOURSELF AROUND!'' The squish monster that was the TSA agent was suddenly bellowing the instructions. Apparently there was something my hand had n't told me. Quickly spinning on the spot I saw the Tsa thing calmly sit back down. 
 `` That's what it's all about. Have a good day, sir.''
