[ WP ] A neat freak finds themselves in the midst of a zombie apocalypse .

First attempt here. 
 
 Honestly, that was tiring. My house has been messy for years because friends would come over, and have fun. By have fun, I mean destroy the entire place, especially by trying on clothing and throwing them on the floor. My friends apparently are n't as sophisticated as they should be. There needs to be order in the house. And I'm the only one to solve that problem. I've managed to iron all of my clothes and fold them the way an *decent* human being should. 
 
 They call me a neat freak. But that's because they're jealous that I can instantly find my phone, while they tear the house just for a phone. A small, freaking PHONE. And they ca n't find that document they need now. Unlike them, I fully use the power of organization and am currently one of the best secretaries in my company. Checkmate, lazy bums! 
 
 I'm rather curious as to why my friends are n't hanging out like we always do. I mean, they do need to cram in some work, but I'm not sure if that work takes five whole days. Also, the neighborhood's unusually quiet. But of course, maybe that me. But of course, what if it's a story plot? Like maybe everyone suddenly vanished and I have to find them. Or maybe there's a killer on the loose. Or, maybe even a zombie apocalypse! Well, that's enough fantasizing, there's absolutely no way that there's going to be serial killer, much less a zombie apocalypse. 
 
 I'll prove it to myself! ( I really should stop fantasizing. ) 
 
 *whoosh* 
 
 See, no noth - NONONONONONONO THERE'S NOT A ZOMBIE THERE. AND there. And there. 
 
 *whoosh* 
 
 That was close. The zombie almost saw me. I do n't think it did. Calm down. Think of funny things. Like, what if that was Jessica? That'll teach them to not be neat! Honestly, she was messy, but now she's **messy** with caps on all of them. Ugh, so is Chris. THEY'RE ALL FREAKING MESSY! GODAMMIT ALEXIS, WHY ARE YOU SO MESSY?! 
 
 I really should teach them a lesson. ABOUT BEING CLEAN, OR AT LEAST ORGANIZED. Bat, check. Food, check. Guns, I do n't have one. Bat it is, then. 
 
 SERIOUSLY MIKE I CA N'T BELIEVE YOU, THE OLDEST ONE, WOULD ALSO BE SO MESSY! YOU TOO, SUE, LOOK AT ALL OF THE BLOOD AND GORE YOU'RE DRAGGING AROUND! YOU DESERVE A PUNISHMENT. I WILL DECAPITATE YOU FOR BEING MESSY AND MESSING MY ORDER UP. AND CHRIS, DO N'T THINK I'VE FORGOTTEN YOU...
