[ WP ] A story where the protagonist is a pretty decent individual by most accounts , but is DESPISED by the narrator .

Jim woke up one morning ( because I decided hey, fuck why not? Let's give fuckin jim another day ). He walked to thekitchen and started pouring himself a bowl of cereal ( nevermind the brand, as long as he fucking chokes to death on a piece! ) Upon finishing his cereal ( FUCK HE LIVED! The cunt ), Jim put his dishes away but in the process, knicked his thumb on the blade of the steak knife he left out last night after dinner ( I hope it's a deep cut, I hope it gets infected, I hope he bleeds out and dies from AIDS! Why would he get Aids from a steak knife? He would n't, I just decided Jim is a flaming homosexual who fuck around a lot ). Upon receiving the cut, Jim quickly finished putting his dishes in the washer and then located his box of bandages. The cut was n't very deep so it does n't require stitches. Jim then proceeded to get ready for his day. During his shower, he slipped ( Yeah? Yeah!? ) but was able to catch himself before he hit his head on anything ( oh fuck you jim! ). In the walk-in closet, Jim puts on his work suit and ties his tie ( how about you tie the other end the a pipe and just hang there!? ) Little Maxy, Jims new Pug runs up to him. As jim leans down to pet him, Maxy bites Jim's hand. Jim recoils in pain and examines his hand. It did n't break the skin and little Maxy already had his shots last month ( AW COME ON! JUST DIE ALREADY! ).jim disciplined Maxy, he's trying to teach him not to bite people. Maxy used to be a vicious guard dog so it's going to be a tough habit to break. Jim filled Maxy's bowls with food and water, said goodbye and walked out the door to his car, his new bright red Ferrari ( HOW DOES JIM HAVE A BETTER CAR THAN ME? ). Part of his daily commute, he goes through a sketchy part of town. Stuck at a red light, Jim notices a dark hooded figure walking towards him. Jim is afraid now. Lucky for him, the man is just coming to wash jims windshield while he's at the light. Jim arrives at his office and sits at his desk. At the watercooler, Jim is talking to his coworker Bill. Bill asked Jim if he brought his red shirt to wear today like Bill had advised. Jim remembered his shirt. Bill had been a disgruntled employee who was bent on shooting up the office because he was tired of working his ass off for peanuts. ( oh my god it's finally going to happen! ) Jim was out on his lunch break we he heard the news about Bill ( god fucking damnit! ). The good news is that Work was over for the next little while so Jim, went home, did some light cardio and then went to bed, exhausted. Jim awoke the next morning ( GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCK ME SIDEWAYS GOD DAMNIT FUCK YOU JIM YOU FUCKING CUNT! FUCK YOU! )
