[ WP ] Two dads get into a dad-off .

*January first, shoveling snow outside their small sub-urban homes. * 
 
 `` How're you doing?'' said Greg. 
 
 `` I'm good,'' said Phil. 
 
 `` Hi good,'' said Greg with a grin. `` I'm Dad.'' 
 
 `` Oh, is that what we're doing?'' Phil asked, smirking. `` Sorry, I'm afraid I'm a bit out of practice. I have n't done it all year.'' 
 
 Greg walked over to Phil and rubbed his coat. `` What material is this? It's not felt, is it?'' 
 
 `` No, it's wool.'' 
 
 `` Well, it's felt now!'' 
 
 Phil cracked his knuckles. Time to pull out the big guns. `` What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` You can tuna piano...'' 
 
 Greg chuckled. `` Wait. Where does the pot of glue come in?'' 
 
 Phil thrust a victorious fist into the air. `` I knew you'd get stuck there!'' 
 
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 It's not that I'm ungrateful, but did this really deserve to be gilded? 
 
 Eh. If this is getting popular I might as well take the opportunity to promote [ my serial ] ( https: //bookofthemountainking.wordpress.com/tft/ ) about a young superhero. It's not as silly as this, but it's longer!
