[ WP ] You attempt to start a conversation with a girl at a bar . The girl next to her looks at you , startled , and asks , `` you can see her too ? ''

Tonight is the night I finally build the courage to ask a woman out. The corner bar is n't the ideal place to find a partner, but it's certainly the easiest. Soon I'll make my move... after a few drinks, of course. 
 
 It would seem most of the fish here have already been baited. What's this? There's a straggler at the end of the bar! Two of them! If I fail miserably, I'll have a second chance. Opportunity is calling my name. 
 
 I approach one of them and begin mumbling through an icebreaker I read online. Suddenly, the second calls to me and asks me to speak privately in the corner. She asks, `` You can see her too?'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` You can see her! That means... you're like me!'' 
 
 `` What do you mean... like you?'' 
 
 `` Well, she's dead. You saw her... that can only mean one thing.'' 
 
 `` I do n't have time for this.'' 
 
 `` You do n't believe me, do you?'' 
 
 `` No, not really.'' 
 
 `` I'll prove it to you... just you watch!'' 
 
 The strange woman approaches the girl at the bar and begins yelling in her ear. The bar girl pays her no mind. 
 
 `` Look, I'm not that gullible. The two of you are playing me. I should never have come here. This is what I get for trying.'' 
 
 The strange woman persists. `` Okay, watch *this*,'' she says, as she... she... puts her arm through the bar girl's chest! The woman returns to me in the corner. 
 
 `` What in the hell... how'd you do that?'' 
 
 `` Go on, see for yourself. Give her a feel. I'm telling you, she's not really there.'' 
 
 I ca n't really deny what I just saw, so I obey. I get right up next to the bar girl and reach for her chest. Wait a minute... she's made of flesh! She's made of flesh and I've got a handful of her breast! She gasps and demands to know what the hell I think I'm doing. I point to the strange woman ( who, at this point, is in the corner, snickering to herself ) and declare, `` It was her! She's fooled me... somehow!'' The bar girl looks over and back at me, puzzled. `` Who?'' 
 

