[ WP ] You discover that your girlfriend 's recent ill-health and weight loss is due to her being a succubus who stopped feeding after falling in love with you .

Victoria is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet. President of her local Neighbourhood Watch. Volunteer at the local soup kitchen every Sunday. Beloved employee of the city's best rated animal rescue centre. She's everything you'd hope for in a girl to fall in love with. My Mom says I must have made God smile to get a girl like her. She's everything to me. 
 
 We have n't known each other long, but I think we're going to get married someday. Her eyes are so clear and crystal blue. I'd do anything to make her smile. I wish I could capture the feeling I get when I look at her and put it in a bottle to keep next to me forever. It's like looking at an angel sent from the Lord above. I'm sure He's sent her to me personally. What else could it be? 
 
 I wish she would go to church with me. Every time we're meant to go she becomes ill. When I visit her in the afternoon, I take the hands I annointed with holy water and place them on her cheeks. It must be allergies that gets her so sick, because when I do this I see her grow almost more bloodshot before my very eyes. Her skin is hot with fever, and she groans at my touch as though in pain. I'll have to remember to pick up some antihistamines from the store for her. 
 
 She's modern in her ideals, I know, but she told me explicitly when we met that she was a God-fearing woman. I think it's the best way to show respect for Him, personally, and when I tell Victoria that she smiles. I think I've found the one for me. 
 
 Recently she's started to lose some weight. Her blue eyes have started to dull. I dunno. Maybe it's my imagination. Or those dang allergies. For months I've watched her suffer. She always mentions being so hungry, but I never see her eat a thing. 
 
 Last week we got into a fight. I told her I was saving myself for marriage, and that I knew better than to be married before I'd started a successful career. Virginity is purity, after all. Victoria seemed upset, but in the end I think she came around to my way of thinking. 
 
 It's my birthday. She invited me over for dinner tonight. Told me to be prepared for the time of my life. `` It'll be to die for,'' she said, licking her lips as though in anticipation. `` The best gift you'll ever receive.'' 
 
 Goodness me. I do n't want to spoil the surprise, but I'm hoping it's a new bible!
