[ WP ] You meet a generous Dragon , but it 's into Vore .

I'm tired after completing the whole damn journey to here, I'm never trusting Atlas Obscura again. I can only afford a seat of ash and leaves, boy what a great trip. I mean sure I'm excited ( read: terrified ) to meet *the mythical Axara*. It's asleep, right next to... a filmmaker?! Wow, look at all the equipment there, and he's just lying there, unconscious. Herzog would n't do that. Maybe it knocked him out, or the journey did. 
 
 So I'll play Doodle Jump, I can only wait. 
 
 
 & nbsp; 
 
 
 **Goddammit**, just before I hit 200,000! Get up fast, wait- 
 
 it's not approaching me. But senor Spielbergo is n't budging, why is- oh, he's lunch. But wait, why is it approaching me now? Why are you giving me the AMIRA? I'm not shooting the doc, why the- okay I'll do it. You're not even chewing him, why are you... seductively swallowing him? What kind of expression is that?! Why the hell are you watching the footage?
