[ RF ] A dark ages priest somewhere in Europe has been buying bootleg copies of the bible from an unscrupulous monk .

`` So Frank, before we get Spanish Inquisition-ed on this most nasty manner which involves ones posterior, why did you went this dark path of infringement of intellectual property in face of God?'' 
 
 `` Sorry Dave, I just wanted a Bible.'' 
 
 `` Then by the sweet assed Agustin, why this way? You know how this stuff works with copyright issues, the Pope gets the cream, Church gets 15 percent on sale of each Bible and we keep the nobles happy and snappy with tax on a profit of every sold Bible. Why did you had to break this sweat deal of ours?'' 
 
 `` I dunno, maybe because I have no damn idea what a hell is copyright or whatever is intellectual property, this ai n't time of enlightenment and peoples with funny hairs we are supposed to squabble on the remains of dead Empire and fear the heathen invasions on every corner from South, North, East and so forth. What the hell is tax evasion and infringement Dave? We ai n't inventing those terms until the reconstitution of Roman Law back into the standards of human living after fifteenth century.'' 
 
 `` Oh yeah... I forgot about that... so we good?'' 
 
 `` Yeah watch out for that crazed Norsman behind you about to decapitate your legal procedure.'' 
 
 `` Oh.'' 
 
 `` Ragnarok!.'' 
 
 `` Fuck this century Dave, wake me when we reach crusades.''
