[ WP ] We always hear about ghost stories where things go missing . Why do ghosts take our things and what do they do with them ?

Will floated over his son, scowling, as little Seth looked down, ashamed. His mother, May, looked on sternly. 
 
 `` Son,'' said Will, `` mind explaining me why we ca n't enter our house?'' 
 
 `` It's not my fault!'' Seth said, defensively. 
 
 `` Your mother tells me the exorcist came today. He threw you two out.'' 
 
 `` That cross burned!'' Said May. 
 
 Will's scowl widened, and his ghostly tendrils wavered. Seth smiled sheepishly.'' 
 
 `` It was an accident.'' 
 
 `` *Explain*.'' 
 
 `` So, I was playing again with the little girl. Crystal, you see, and-'' 
 
 `` You were playing with a human child?! May, did you know that?'' 
 
 `` Do n't look at me!'' May said. She floated over to the other wall of the cave, `` pacing'' back and forth. 
 
 `` Well, she was really nice!'' Seth whined. 
 
 `` A child playing with a ghost is the scariest thing known to humans! They have made *horror movies* about them. You know better than to mess with humans.'' 
 
 Seth winced, feeling guilty. `` Sorry. Well, I was playing with her, and her mother came in carrying some sort of device I'd never seen before. She had just gotten it, and it was really shiny. She said it was called an'IPad.' So, I got really fascinated, and I wanted to know what it did. Crystal's mother seemed to love it. So, I waited until Crystal was asleep, and then I went downstairs. But, she was still on it, watching some moving pictures, kind of like on the TV. I waited some more, until the parents went to bed too, and then I grabbed the IPad. I wanted to watch some videos, so I picked it up, but I had to enter a passcode. I did n't know what it was, so I woke up Crystal, and she said she knew it. So, we went downstairs, and I turned on the light, and held it up, so she could turn on the passcode. I said'you can pick out a video, Crystal!' So she did, and she turned up the volume, while I held it up for her. Unfortunately, her parents woke up, and found her watching the video, in front of the floating IPad.'' Seth looked down at this point, feeling awfully stupid. 
 
 `` Anyways, they tried to grab the IPad, but I held it away, and ran. Then they snatched up Crystal, and got in their car, and left. I still have the IPad, if you want to try it!'' Seth pushed the IPad on the ground towards his father, who looked sternly at him, and snatched it up. Seth's apologetic smile vanished. 
 
 `` You're not using this thing again. Now, we've been exorcised out of their house, so we have no place to live, and who knows how long it'll be before we can find a new one?'' 
 
 `` I'm really sorry, dad!'' Seth said. He `` sat'' down, and looked intently at the ground. 
 
 Will looked at the IPad, which was still unlocked. He went to the video app, and was dumbfounded. 
 
 `` Seth, you did *this? *'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` This video!'' Will was now grinning. `` This video is the evillest thing I've ever seen! May, look!'' 
 
 May saw. She laughed. Now Seth was confused. 
 
 `` What did I do?'' 
 
 Will was laughing too. `` You woke them up.... with *this! *'' 
 
 He pressed play, and Seth soon realized why his parents were laughing. If there was a good way to get exorcised, it was this one! 
 
 *Never gon na give you up, * 
 
 *Never gon na let you down, * 
 
 *Never gon na run around, * 
 
 *And hurt you! *
