[ WP ] Introduce yourself to me and make me extremely frightened of you , but only with your last sentence .

I'm going with `` he'' for this, sorry if you're a girl. 
 
 Kikkeroog sighed and absentmindedly stirred his coffee. He stared at his laptop. *Why is the Internet so damn slow... * He thought to himself, and made a mental note to pick a different café when his next research paper came around. His eyes were glued to loading bar, which crawling along. A mental timer began to count down the seconds. *One one-thousand... Two one-thousand... Three one-thousand... Four one-thous... * 
 
 `` Hey! It's you!'' 
 
 Kikkeroog slowly snapped out of his daze, and glanced towards the voice. He was greeted by a young woman, most likely no older than 25. 
 
 `` Remember me?'' She asked. 
 
 Kikkeroog shook his head. The woman looked briefly disappointed, but quickly cheered up again. 
 
 `` Oh... Well I'm Honey-Beezenees, but everyone calls me Beeze. You'd think they'd call me Honey, but I do n't like that much. Sounds weird, ya'know?'' She plopped into the chair opposite of Kikkeroog, `` so what are you working on?'' 
 
 Kikkeroog sighed. He really did n't have time for this, but, not wanting to be rude, he responded anyway. 
 
 `` A research paper.'' He said, more bluntly than intended. 
 
 `` Oh I love research papers! Most people do n't but I really love it when I get to do them ya'know? You just get to learn so much new stuff!'' Beeze said, seemingly in a single breath. 
 
 Kikkeroog sighed `` I do n't really like them, but you've got ta do what you've got ta do.'' 
 
 `` Yeah. I just like them because I like learning. What's your topic?'' 
 
 *Great... One of those people that ca n't take a hint... * Kikkeroog thought. 
 
 `` Human sexuality.'' 
 
 `` Cool! I've never taken a sexuality class but I think it's interesting. Maybe I should. Are you sure you do n't remember me?'' 
 
 Kikkeroog slumped his shoulders. 
 
 `` Yes. I'm 100 % sure I do n't remember you.'' 
 
 Beeze paused `` yeah, I guess you would n't. You were asleep after all. Anyway I've got to get going''
