[ WP ] Your written orders are always carried out promptly by your soldiers . Unfortunately , your inability to place commas appropriately leads to the fall of your empire .

*Imperial News Network - Latest Story - Emperor Sues For Peace* 
 
 Grand Emperor Jacob III sued for peace with the Nirr Kingdom this Tuesday. When questioned by Imperial General Hopf if he made a wrong decision, the emperor replied `` I did not, say that it was a mistake, I made you! You should stop this now.'' Visibly cowed, General Hopf returned to the siege of Nirr to withdraw his forces. 
 
 Religious authorities were confused, but the emperor argued convincingly for cultural exchange with the infidel Nirr. `` My people are stupendous, idiots like the Nirr disobeying the edicts should be punished, slowly making them understand will be a miracle.'' 
 
 Imperial Treasurer Ponthi released a statement from the Emperor explaining how he would pay the army without any loot from Nirr. `` The treasure in the vaults, is gone the days soldiers will fight, for this nation has ended suffering, at the hands of the Nirr will come our future, I can hardly imagine it.''
