[ WP ] The monster under your bed is protecting you from something much worse .

`` Yo, Bob. You there?'' said Jonathan to nothing in particular as he jumped onto his bed. His dark black spiked leather belt digging in to his skin tight black leather pants. He winced in pain and propped himself up onto his bed post. 
 
 `` Yeh, I'm here.'' Said the ground under his bed, or the monster under his bed. `` You should really not wake me when you get home from school. I need to sleep before *he* arrives. 
 
 `` Pfffffft, I think you're lying. I've never seen or heard him before. Maybe, you're not even real. You're just my mother with a soundboard and you've put a microphone under my bed! Liar, liar, liar!'' 
 
 `` I'm sick of you calling me a liar.'' The bed started rumbling with the anger of Bob, the menacing bed monster. `` Tonight, you shall meet *him*. You will see what I am protecting you from. What horrors I protect your eyes from seeing.'' Bob exclaimed as loudly as possible, as he started rocking the bed back and forth. 
 `` You'll see what you wished you had not.'' The bed started shaking even harder, causing Jonathon to fly into the air in intervals. 
 `` Can you stop?'' 
 
 `` Can you hand me the cookies?'' 
 
 `` Can you stop being fat?'' 
 
 `` Can you leave my weight alone and hand me the cookies.'' 
 
 `` Can you get them your self?'' 
 
 `` CAN YOU GIVE ME THE COOKIES?'' 
 
 `` Can you calm your overweight-ass down?'' 
 
 The bed shook violently, sending Jonathan flying into the corner of his room. Bob, who was starting to become angry emerged from his lair and jabbed Jonathan in the ribs. 
 `` Ever call me fat again, and you'll be living with the fishes.'' 
 
 `` Swimming with the fishes.'' 
 
 `` What..?'' 
 
 `` The correct way to say it is swimming with the fishes.'' 
 
 Bob moved his face only centimeters away from Jonathan's and breather his fiery garlic breath into Jo's face and in one stretch reached over to pick up the cookies, which were lying on top of Jo's dresser. This was Bob's show of dominance every time Jonathan attempted to make fun of Bob. 
 
 `` Tonight you'll see him.. Yeah, that's it. You'll see him. I'll make you see him. I'll force you to see him!'' Bob practically shouted while fishing a cookie crumb from his scraggly red beard. 
 
 `` Ok Bob. I'm ready. Let's see who this big guy is. I'll show him who the big *Cahouna* is! 
 
 **Three Hours Later** 
 
 `` Alright boy, tonight he emerges as the phoenix. The bird of fiery light who can give quite a big bite.'' Bob whispered to Jonathan as he put on his black cape and tights. He believed those to be his monster-fighting clothes. 
 `` Hehehe, that rhymed.'' Jonathan whispered back as he applied a shade of dark eyeliner to his cheeks. Giving him self a football player look. 
 
 `` And do you have to wear those tights. They're so unflattering. They make you look like a disease-ridden hooker who's had one too many rides for the night!'' 
 
 `` Jo, your jokes disgusting me. Now get your eyeliner on and lets get ready.'' 
 
 `` Ok, I'm ready!'' Squealed a battle-ready stick thin fifteen year old boy. 
 
 `` Then it's time.'' A booming voice said from no where. 
 
 A portal in the middle of the room opened. Emitting a purplish/blueish light. A beast with a face that was covered in blue fur and purplish blue matted down arm fur let out a loud war cry followed by an unfitting sentence. 
 `` Wha-... Wrong house again, but oooh look who it is! If it is n't Mike from university!'' 
 
 The hairy beast let out yet another roar and charged at Bob. 
 `` Come here you blue hairless blob!'' 
 
 `` Oh god.'' Bob cried as he dodged the hairy arms of the beast who were attempting to bring him into a hug. 
 `` I do n't know you! Go away, leave me aloneeeeeeeeee!'' Screamed Bob in a fairly high pitched voice as he continued to dodge and weave the monsters arms. 
 
 `` Mike-y, come here!'' Roared the blue beast. As he finally caught Bob or Mike as he was called by the bear like being. 
 
 `` I missed you so much, whatareyoudoinghere? Wherehaveyoubeenalltheseyears? Whyareyounotresondingtomerightnow!? `` Exclaimed the humanoid bear in a flurry of questions. 
 
 `` Hands up you two deceiving monsters. I've finally caught you both now.'' Shouted Jonathan as he brandished a menacing shotgun at both monsters who stared back incredulously. 
 
 **The End** 
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 Hello, my name is Skadz. I'm a fifteen year old that enjoys writing and is always looking for new and interesting ways to better himself. I've been a lurker on /r/WritingPrompts for a few months now and would like to test my self out. Any criticism is much appreciated and helps me become a better writer through practice. Please tell me any of your thoughts and how I could make my self become a better writer. 
 
 Also, please excuse my formatting as I formatted this story in a speedy way before class. 
 
 Another also! I tried my best to make this sort of a children's story, but I will be looking into make more adult themed stories later on. 
 
 Thank you! 
 
 -Skadz 

