[ WP ] You awake one morning and you can hear everyone 's thoughts completely unedited .

`` Oh great, the little fuck face is awake. Time to take him to school.'' - Mom ( i'm sure she's just kidding though! ) 
 
 `` These students are learning, and I am teaching them. Yes, must learn. Big wolf hunt red fox.'' - my biology teacher during instruction 
 
 Realizing my new-found ability, I decide to take advantage of it and talk to people I want to know more about. 
 
 FIRST REAL SOCIAL INTERACTION - PROJECT X ( TIME: AFTERNOON ) 
 
 I talk to a girl I have talked with and am interested in. She is in one of my classes. In such a public environment, I am sure she has thought things in her head without saying them out loud. Fuck that was retarded. 
 
 I speak to her. Hello peer, I say. She responds: Hey. 
 
 Now that she is infatuated with me, I will now begin my mind opening ability, MIND-THRUSTER. 
 
 **Into the mind of the semi-attractive girl** 
 
 `` Man this guy is like... totally hot. I bet he could fucking bench my whole body. He probably got a big... well, you know... *dick*. You know what they say about guys with big dicks, they can pleasure ladies such as myself. Since their sexual organ has a lot of volume, it can fill my sexual organ to a higher degree than that of one with a lower volume. That is why it would be advantageous for me, in a hedonistic sense, to pursue this individual. I am so fucking horny right now, I could fuck this guy right now. But I wo n't since I am currently in a public learning environment where that would be quite inappropriate. A nice thought though.'' 
 
 Haha. Yes. A nice thought indeed. You get all that ladies? 
 
 SECOND REAL SOCIAL INTERACTION - PROJECT J ( TIME: 1:00 PM ) 
 
 In this moment, I converse with my friends. I wonder what hidden intentions they hide behind friendly banter. MIND-THRUSTER. 
 
 **Into the mind of one of my regular, not good but not secondary friend** 
 
 `` Man, I wonder what it's like to read other people's minds. To hear their thoughts almost like they are your own. That would be wicked. What if my friend here had that ability? What if my hidden intentions that I hide behind friendly banter were discovered? Oh no - if he can read my mind, now he knows that I have hidden intentions! I better stop thinking about my hidden intentions. Shit, now I am thinking about stopping my thoughts about my hidden intentions! Egad! Now I am thinking about thinking about stopping my thoughts about hidden intentions! Ah; now I'll be thinking...'' 
 
 The rate at which my friend stopped thinking about thinking about thinking etc. about hidden intentions became so fast, so exponential that my mind almost exploded. I got hit back like pow, comic book style to the back of the class. Everyone looked at me, but I did n't care. 
 
 PROJECT 1 ( TIME: 2:00 PM ) 
 
 My math teacher is a very quiet, mysterious man. I always wondered what went on in his head. Time to investigate. MIND-THRUSTER! 
 
 
 **Into the mind of the head of the math department, that's kind of confusing** 
 
 `` 1=1. One times one, is one. Divided by one? One. What is one squared? One! Sixty-seventh root of one is of course - one. One plus one minus one is one. Consider the following: 1. One is equal to what integer? Show all steps.'' 
 
 
 His tests are hard, and he asks me to prove that? Crazy. Well whatever. Better pack up and go home. 
 
 PROJECT??? ( TIME:??? ) 
 
 **Into the mind of me** 
 
 `` Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind. Woah, I'm in my own mind...'' 
 
 That is the last anyone heard of the MIND-THRUSTER. His powers were too powerful. On his last hour he accidentally crept into his own mind. I guess it really is a double edged sword. 

