[ WP ] Your family is having a hard time accepting your marriage to an android .

Stan took his glasses off and smoothed his hand through his hair, an exasperated look on his face. He sighed a long sigh, the annoyance and fatigue audible in the gesture, before returning his spectacles to his face. 
 
 Nancy continued turning from Stan to David, ignoring the fourth, mostly unoccupied chair by the fire. She was clearly worried, her eyes furrowed, and a slight crease of a frown occupying her lips. 
 
 `` Dad...'' David began. 
 
 `` No, I do n't want to hear it.'' Stan said, cutting off his son, mid-sentence, `` I do n't want to hear anything you have to say right now, David. Just...'' he searched in the air for the words, `` be quiet!'' 
 
 `` Stan...'' Nancy stood, approaching her husband. 
 
 `` Not now, Nancy! I know he's made some questionable decisions in the past, and I've supported him plenty,'' Stan turned towards the fourth chair, making a flabbergasted gesture towards it, `` but this!'' 
 
 `` You just do n't understand what we have!'' David jumped from the couch like a shitty, malfunctioning bottle rocket, `` she's not like the others! She's different!'' 
 
 `` There you go using that word!'She'!'' Stan's voice had a caustic quality to it as he spat the word, `` you know how I feel about them! They're not'she' or'he', and you ca n't marry one! They're just androids!'' 
 
 
 Tears filled David's eyes as he walked over to the fourth chair, it's sole occupant remained quiet, not having said a word during this entire episode. 
 
 His voice quivered as he spoke, `` I know that's how you feel about them, but that's not how it is. This one's special, and she's someone I want to spend the rest of my life with. She's different.'' 
 
 `` That's what they all say, son.'' Stan sounded tired now, like he knew he was fighting a losing battle, `` But just look at her. She's no different than any other android. She's as big and bulky as they come.'' 
 
 `` No she's not,'' David's voice almost cracked as he came to her defense, picking his beloved up in his right hand and admiring her lean curves and pleasant weight, `` She only weighs about one hundred and forty four grams, and if you mean like she's clunky to operate, well the latest interface is smoother than-'' 
 
 `` I do n't give a damn about the interface!'' Cried Stan, as Nancy buried her hands in her face and began to sob, `` If she does n't have Facetime then I'm not interested!'' 
 
 David held his beloved android close to his chest, a flame coming to life in his eyes, `` I knew it! That's what this has always been about! You ca n't stand me falling in love with anything other than your stupid Apple products!'' 
 
 `` It just makes more sense, son! The interface is better, Siri is a delight to work with, one of the last things Steve Jobs planned to do was-'' 
 
 `` I do n't give a damn about Steve Jobs!'' David Screamed, tears in his eyes. 
 
 `` Do n't you talk shit about Steve Jobs!'' Stan was turning red as Nancy ran into the bedroom, her sobs all but fading behind a slammed door. `` Hey, you get back here!'' 
 
 David and his android were running back to his room to grab his bags. He knew coming home was a mistake, his family was n't prepared for their kind of love, even though the latest Android model has received better marks in peer reviews versus Apple's competing products. 
 
 It was a different world there. 
 
 `` You ca n't leave when I'm talking to you!'' Stan was the color of a furious tomato as he screamed at his son like a goat on fire. `` You're dead to me! You hear me!? Dead!'' 
 
 David took his wife by the hand, her competitively slim body and light balance easily staying firm in his hand, and got in his car. As he drove away, he knew he was n't ever going back.
