[ WP ] An unlikely hero arises in the year 2089 when Google has suddenly turned evil in a world controlled by Google .

`` Remember, Google is always watching.'' 
 
 The advertisement flew by, piercing eyes drawn into the O's of the word Google. I continued on, cruising the expressway on my cycle. 
 
 Back in the days where competition was allowed, where people did n't *have* to use Google for all of their needs, I was one of the greatest competitors. I even managed to fund a few national ads and some bogus studies saying people preferred me to them. 
 
 It was just a matter of time till I took reign. I was the underdog, and I like it that way. 
 
 I was the Daniel-san to Google's Cobra Kai. It was only a matter of time, and an illegal crane kick to the chin, that would show the world my true place. 
 
 `` Are you ready, Bing?'' 
 
 I looked at the man next to me. He was lanky, with a pasty complexion and overall undesirable air about him. Oh well, you do n't get your pick of the litter for a job like this. 
 
 `` Of course, I been waiting for this day since July 27, 2036.'' 
 
 July 27, 2036. 
 
 That was the day when Google changed the world. 
 
 That was the day they bought the US Government. 
 
 Really, we all should have seen it coming. After all, the government was millions of trillions of dollars in debt. It is n't like they were n't looking to be bought out. But only Google had the stones to pull it off. Only they had the influence, capital, and user loyalty to make such a transaction profitable. 
 
 `` Here he comes.'' noted my lanky, pasty comrade. 
 
 Google walked out of the White House doors to the adorning cheers of the citizens. Ever since Google took over, the United States of Google's GDP had quadrupled. Salaries were up, unemployment was down, and people were grateful. 
 
 If only they knew how he did it. 
 
 `` Let's go.'' 
 
 I dived out of the window, extending my bionic glider attachments. I soared through the air as if I had wings, bullets from the Secret Services snipers whizzing past my head. 
 
 The closer I got, the more fire I was under. Eventually, they were able to wing my left bicep. Little did they know I had no qualms about injury, it would all be pointless soon enough. 
 
 As I got within talking distance, me and Google locked eyes. He knew why I was here. 
 
 I crashed into him, locking myself onto him. 
 
 He pleaded with me, `` Bing, wait! You do n't have to do this. I could bring you your family. I can make this all right again.'' 
 
 `` You know full well that they are already dead, just like all the others. You ca n't take all those Sapien processors you've marketed and put my wife back together. My kids!'' 
 
 `` Besides,'' I whispered in his ear. `` It's already too late. Just listen.'' I glanced down at my chest. 
 
 *Tick........ Tick......... Tick........* 
 
 *BOOOOOOOMMMM* 
 
 

