[ WP ] You really want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich . You only have crunch peanut butter . You hate crunchy peanut butter . Tell me a narrative drama of a man put in this heart wrenching situation , and his journey for the lunch he truly desires . I expect to be moved to tears .

I reached into the cabinet to pull out my can of Peanut Butter for my sandwich. Ever since retirement, my daily… nut and jelly sandwich has been one of the few pleasures I have left. After I pulled it out, for some odd reason today, I decided to look at the label on the peanut butter, even though I was fairly certain of what it was. To my horror though, it read chunky. I ’ ve always hated that kind. I ’ m not even sure where it could have come from. Despite my disgust, I put it back in the fridge just in case I ever needed it ( Money doesn ’ t grow on trees ). I put on my coat, and headed out the door. 
 
 The best thing about my old house is that is only across the street from the Co-op. This worked out greatly ever since someone decided I was too old to drive. It is a smaller… business, so it was usually pretty easy to find things, well usually. They must of rearranged the old store recently though, because I couldn ’ t find squat. I must have wandered the isles for a good ten minutes before I found it. They should tell people about these types of things in advance. I ’ m not as young as I used to be. Never-the-less, I found it, and was ready to check out. 
 
 “ Good afternoon Sir, will this be all? ” asked the pretty, young cashier. I handed her a ten and responded “ yes ”. She handed me my change, and I was off. I wandered the short distance back to my house. 
 
 By the time I got home, I was starved. That walk made me really hungry. I quickly placed my bag on the table with the other bags, and went to the drawer. I was out of peanut butter. Looks like I was going to have to go to the store. 

