[ WP ] The year is 2065 , your grandchildren find your iPhone from 50 years ago . They begin scrolling through the antique , you then have to explain yourself to them .

`` Hey Gramps, look what i found in the attic! ``, said Jodie with Exitement on her face, clutching a little white box in her hand. `` Oh dear, you have to get a little bit closer. My eyes are n't the best anymore...'' answered i as i sat her on my leg. As always, I was sitting in my hover rocking chair, flying 1 foot above the ground. The holo-fire was cackling in the fireplace. Oh the wonders of this age. Now i realized that she was holding the box of my Iphone 6. `` Oh, I have n't seen that thing since ages...'' `` Open it! Open it! Please let me see it grandpa! ``, Jodie said, her eyes gleaming. I could n't help but smile at this exclamation of childish exitement. She really was my one and only since Martha passed away. Now her ashes are scattered in the bay of New-Johannesburg, Sweden. She really loved that country. We've been there a few times, but i could n't handle the heat. Thank God for air conditioning! You know, Al Gore would be right after all, global warming was real... I opened the box and took the phone out. I figured that it would n't work anymore, but a small shock from my Ishock patented phone repair device and self defense weapon the home screen appeared. `` Can we see the gallery? Please grandpa!'' Jodie pleaded. `` Go ahead dear!'' As she tapped the icon, it all came back to me... 
 
 C'mon dude, send her a dick pick! Bitches love dick picks!'' 
 
... I had a lot of explaining to do. 
 
 

