[ WP ] Your 11 year old nephew just ate 2 of your LSD gummy bears 45 minutes ago and you have to make sure he makes it through sane

`` OK Hudson, you might be a little old to believe in magic but the gummy bears you just ate have magical qualities.'' 
 
 `` What do they do?'' 
 
 `` They allow the dreamworld to escape into the real world. They're supposed to be used by trained sorcerers but I think you're ready to handle it. You will need some hints though to help you through this. First rule: Nothing from the dreamworld can hurt you. None of it is real.'' 
 
 `` So why do you look so scared'' 
 
 `` Well... The dreamworld can be a scary place. You ca n't get hurt but if you stray too far you can get confused and it might be harder to distinguish what's part of the dreamworld and what's part of the real world. For that you'll need step 2. Do you know what an anchor is for? 
 
 `` It keeps ships in place'' 
 
 `` Perfect. Now we need to create anchors to keep you in place. I want you to grab a piece of paper and write your name and my name and what you did and write some of your favourite things. Keep that list in your pocket and if you feel you need a reminder of what's real just take it out and read it.'' 
 
 `` What kind of things should I write?'' 
 
 `` Do you have a crush on anyone at school?'' 
 
 `` There's this one girl...'' 
 
 `` She pretty?'' 
 
 `` She's amazing'' 
 
 `` Good. Write her name there too. `` 
 
 `` I'm starting to feel a little wobbly. It feels like my legs are spaghetti'' 
 
 `` That's totally normal. Different people's body react differently to the entrance of the dreamworld.'' 
 
 `` I feel hot. I think I'm getting dizzy'' 
 
 `` Shit. I totally forgot you'll need to drink at least 3 glasses of water to keep hydrated.'' 
 
 `` I'm scared'' 
 
 `` Do n't be. I'll be here the whole time. The best part about the dreamworld is that you're in control and it's mostly happy.'' 
 
 `` Mostly?'' 
 
 `` Yes. No one can be happy every single second but the dreams are n't here to make you sad. They just want to have fun in this world before they're sent back to the dreamworld. Not all dreams are of people. Theyll be fairies and puppies and colors you've never seen before. Do n't fight your thoughts. This world is beautiful and the dreams can remind us of that. The easiest way to make sure of that is an activity. What do you think about going out and playing catch with your old uncle? 
 

