[ WP ] and that 's how Reddit destroyed my hometown .

It all started with the Houston bombings. 
 
 During the President's visit to the town of Houston to gather up conservative votes, his motorcade was bombed by an unidentified figure. The news media went crazy, with the two images of the figure going viral in a few days. The FBI claimed that they were hunting the culprit, but the Reddit detectives were ready first. 
 
 First came the overanalyzers. Using their advanced Photoshop and Paint skills, they determined that the culprit was a human. From there, user `` DanUni'' claimed that he had seen the culprit before, as he had constant contact with humans. He quickly controlled the flow of the witch hunt, with users opposing him being mysteriously down voted in a matter of seconds. 
 
 Soon, another Reddit user found a news article about a missing college student named Alexis in Massachusetts who had gone missing three days before. Even though the incidents were thousands of miles apart, Reddit went crazy, claiming that she was clearly the killer and the culprit. 
 
 A online manhunt ensured. Expert redittors, using their collective intelligence, determined that the girl must have gone to a town known as Allen, Texas. This deduction was made solely off the facts that Alexis and Allen had the same first letter of their names. With that conclusion, reddit bounty hunters flew in to collect their kill. 
 
 /r/news came first. Parachuting out of their armchairs and wielding their piss jar grenades, they patrolled the streets of Allen looking for her. /r/mlp, once they had heard that they were hunting a girl, came next. Both of these reddits brought the once thriving town to its knees as they used their fedoras and chivalry to search every car and kill every non liberal mlp loving male and female. 
 
 Too late to change anything, the FBI announced that they had captured the suspect, which led the reddit users to proclaim: `` We did it Reddit!''
