[ WP ] Leonardo DiCaprio in a fit of rage begins to torpedo his own career by deliberately acting poorly and taking on bad films . He finally wins an oscar for starring in Paul Blart : Mall Cop 3 .

So yeah I understood this differently when I first read the topic so please excuse my own take on what I just wrote about and fuck it. It's written so enjoy 
 
 
 I'm sitting at an oak wood desk at the four seasons resort. The chair lacks both comfort and support. For the price I'm paying to stay here one night you'd think they could afford some better chairs not this crappy goodwill hand-me-down chair but I guess its suffice. My back aches and I'm trying not to wake the model sleeping in the bed behind me. She has over welcomed her stay but if the papz were to see her leaving the hotel at this time it will be a field day. Im reading a Script for this move. So I'm sipping on this jack and coke and frankly this idea of a Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3 is starting to sound like a damn good idea. So many times I've given out of this world performances and every time I get snubbed or lose to some no good talentless asshole. For once I'm starting to think that I'll give this crappy role a shot. Its not normally what I do. I like more of the intense action packed roles where I can really become my character but fuck it that has n't won me a god damn thing yet so for once I'm going to just let loose and have some fun. I call my agent and tell him I'm on board. I feel a tap in my shoulder it's my model friend. She wearing the Victoria lingerie so lady's and gents I have to go and get some business done............ 2 years later..........I'm sitting in the audience at the grammy's and Taylor Swift has just preformed her latest hit `` Color Blind'' and I hate to say it its pretty damn catchy. Some newbie actress Jessica Longstien is on stage with Channing Tatum and they are presenting the award for best comedic portrayal. I'm a nominee, along side Jason Spiegal, Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black and Will Ferrell. All good contenders and frankly I just know this is going to be another disappointment so I have n't even made a speech `` And the Grammy goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for his role in as Steve Cornwell in Paul Blart: mall cop 3; only this wakes me from at daydream. I sit in my seat in awe. This has got to be some kind of joke. This movie was a shithole of stupidity. I feel a tap on the shoulder and realize it's about time I make my way to the stage. I walk up the stairs and make it up to Jessica Longstien and give her a kiss on the cheek and give Channing a nice good stern shake and make it up to the microphone. That's when it hit me. I never expected to win this. I'm going to have to wing it! `` Well first off I'd like to thank my mom for always believing in me. Next, I'd like to thank the director Michael Bay for including me in this production''. My whole body starts to shake and I can see the floor beginning to tremble as well. What the fuck is happening! Is this a fucking earthquake! You've got to be shitting me! The ground begins to open when suddenly feel a grab on my shoulder and see Tatum has turned into the devil. `` I ca n't let you win Leo. Its not allowed''. He takes me by the shoulder and drags me into the gorging hole. As I descend further and further it gets hotter and hotter and I can see a spew of celebrities falling both beneath and above me. I'm scared shitless and begin to beg to have him let me live. I'm begining to reach 
 the lava and demon infested floor when I feel a tug on my head.....'' Hope it was all you dreamed of''........I awake from my slumber with a scream and jump and that's when I realize it was all dream. The script is still in front of me and the model is long fine. `` Hope it was worth it'' well fuck it I guess we'll just have to wait and see. I call my agent and tell him to get the things settled. I'm going to be mall cop BITCH!
