[ WP ] A sexually-transmitted disease reproduces by making its host promiscuous , driven , and attractive . Chronicle the spread of this illness .

`` You ca n't be serious.'' 
 
 `` It will be the next big hit.'' 
 
 `` You want to put a porno on the flat-screen.'' 
 
 `` It's not a porno, it's art.'' 
 
 `` Explain to me clearly how this movie idea is n't some weird fetish porno.'' 
 
 `` Well alright.... 
 
 It starts off like any other day in Dalesman University, we zoom in specifically on two collage roommates, Rodney and Richard. Now they are at odd ends with each other; Rodney is a slack off who spends all day smoking weed and partying, Richard is an dedicated intern at the local virology lab. Neither have ever manage to hold onto a girlfriend due to their quirky flaws and hatred of each other. Now...'' 
 
 `` Hold on, hold on, it says in the script that the university is next to a women's penitentiary. In what likeliness would two horny collage-men just happen to be next to a women's penitentiary unless it was a porno?'' 
 
 `` Shhh.. just let me finish. 
 
 After being unable to sleep and work properly due to all of Rodney's racket, Richard ends up very close to losing his internship. To save his future career, he forces Rodney to help him break into the facility and steal a very rare viral sample. This viral sample has baffled scientists for decades on its bizarre properties; Richard hopes that if he is able to successfully break its RNA code, he will be the hero of viral science and have a guaranteed job.'' 
 
 `` Why do I get the feeling....'' 
 
 `` Shhhh... 
 
 Now while they were sneaking out, one of the night guards catches them on the balcony. To avoid prison, they make a break for it and end up along the outer wall of the women's penitentiary. Suddenly Richard slips and the glass vile falls out of his hand and into the....'' 
 
 `` Oh god here it comes.'' 
 
 `` Just shush.... 
 
 Women's penitentiary. Richard is freaking out about the possibility of releasing a plague but Rodney calms him down and takes him out to a night of collage drinking and partying. The next morning, a startling announcement is heard that all the women in the penitentiary have managed to escape. Investigation of the matters led to the conclusion that all the guards have been seduced to death. Eventually a warning was issued for people to watch out for these dangerous ladies. It was then did they hear a window break.'' 
 
 `` Let me guess, the university was swarming with hot prison women.'' 
 
 `` Well yes, the virus had given them super strength, quick intelligence, extravagant beauty, and impulsive sex drives. They must constantly engage in sex or risk growing old and dying rapidly. Soon bright happy collage boys were being hunted down and viciously pounded until their pelvic bones broke. Rodney and Richard had to rely on each other for survival.'' 
 
 `` That is a porno!'' 
 
 `` No, no, no, there are a whole bunch of scenes like how one boy sacrifices himself to save his friends from a gang of cougars or the dramatic irony scene of the innocent experimenting collage girlfriends being staked by real killer lesbians or....'' 
 
 `` Porn, porn, porn, porn.'' 
 
 `` Wait.....'' 
 
 `` Enough, wrap this damn thing up now.'' 
 
 `` Okay... 
 
 It all ends with Richard and Rodney looking over the desolated Earth as the disease strips everyone of their sanity. Society itself descends into chaos reflecting on our major flaw of how our lust is never free of blood.'' 
 
 `` That last part was somewhat good. Tell you what, break it into segment and we'll call it a HBO series.'' 
 
 `` Excellent!'' 
 
 
 

