[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

Mark Zuckerbug 
 
 Today, facebook, I come to you with a heavy heart. Priscilla and I have come to the conclusion that our marriage is no longer tenable. Though we love our daughter unendingly, we must acknowledge it is better for her to grow up in a stable, loving home. I've decided that the wisest course of action is to come to terms with what is happening, reinvest in fitness and sadly, delete Facebook. Facebook has had an amazing run, reaching over a billion people across the world connecting so many people. But now, on the eve of my pending divorce, it is with great regret I will be shutting down the facebook servers indefinitely. All employees will receive generous severance packages and we will be providing migration tools so you can switch to one of our many competitors. You will have one month to migrate your connections and then you will no longer be able to access your account. I know that this will not be a popular decision, but I've decided it is what is best for me to grow and become the person I need to be to be happy. I thank you all for the amazing journey that has been Facebook and wish you all the best. 
 
 With Love and Sadness, 
 
 Mark
