[ WP ] You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur . Each generation or so , warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield . Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that 's been collecting dust . You hear it call to you .

`` Bbq Chicken Ting, over here'' 
 The jacket called me 
 I could not resist 
 I walked over apprehensively, 
 This was my moment, I was going straight into the ethereal realm of God to challenge him. 
 I zipped the jacket up, walked towards the other heroes congregated in the mess hall 
 `` ALLAHU AKBAH'' I screamed as the jacket exploded. 
 
 I awoke in a fine mist, nothing was visible, the mist itself seemed to be glowing, a voice resonated all around me. 
 
 `` THE SEVENTY-TWO VIRGINS ARE AWAITING YOU AHEAD''. 
 
 A shimmering mirror rose out of the mist before me without a frame, I knew what to do, I walked through and there, stood before me. Were seventy-two. Fucking Angry Catholic nuns, all holding bats and cleavers, I fainted... The rest was history.
