[ WP ] You tend to lose things very easily . One day you realize that the things you lose literally vanish into another dimension . You are the gateway to the Void , and you intend to use your power for the best or the worst .

*Phil and Frank are having coffee at a fashionable cafe. Phil is pointing at his glass, with a look on his face resembling one who is extremely constipated. * 
 
 F: Phil. 
 
 *Phil ignores Frank, and continues pointing. * 
 
 F: Hey, Phil. 
 
 P: Shut up, man, I told you, I can do it. 
 
 F: You look stupid. 
 
 P: I really need you to be quiet right now. 
 
 F: What, do you need to point as hard as you possibly can in order for this to wor- 
 
 *The glass vanishes. * 
 
 F: Huh. Neat. Neato burrito. 
 
 *Frank takes a long sip off of his own cup. * 
 
 F: So, what now? 
 
 P: I dunno. It's a cool party trick, right? 
 
 F: I pretty sure you have a superpower now. I'm like 85 % sure that's a superpower. 
 
 P: I do n't really know. When I first got this power, I was all like'I am a God. I am a God. I am a God.' 
 
 F: Huh. That's cool, I guess. 
 
 P: Yeah, I was all like'Literally every other deity in existence must now bow before me, for I am Terror, Destroyer of Your Shit. I am not just Legion, I am beyond Legion. I'm like Legion with Synthetic Lemon Flavoring. 
 
 F: Yeah, lemons can be tasty sometimes. 
 
 P: But then, I thought a little bit more about it. Like, what can I really do? 
 
 F: You could... hmm... like, if you saw someone about to kill someone, you could take away their weapon. 
 
 P: That's exactly what I mean. Like, I do n't have omniscience or anything like that. I do n't have super-speed, and my mental capabilities have n't really expanded. Basically, anything that I could realistically do to further my own selfish interests I can also do with a shotgun. I can only use this power effectively in response to someone, and that's only if I have time to react to it. 
 
 F: So, you got a trump card if someone's attacking you? 
 
 P: That's basically it. 
 
 F: Hey, you know what would be a dope super-power? 
 
 P: What? 
 
 F: Like... being able to add synthetic lemon flavoring to any food you eat. 
 
 P: That might possibly be the stupidest idea that I've ever heard. 
 
 F: Ok, let's say I had tea right now instead of coffee. Can you put some lemon in it, using the resources available to you at this very second? 
 
 P: I mean, I'd have to get up, but there's some lemon stuff over there by the cream and suga- 
 
 F: My point exactly. 
 
 *Phil vanishes Frank's coffee. After noticing Frank's distraught look, Phil apologized and got Frank some tea with lemon in it. He would only use his powers in the future as a dope party trick. * 
 

