[ CW ] Write a story through knock-knock jokes .

Knock, knock. 
 
 `` Who's there?'' 
 
 `` Police! Open the door.'' 
 
 `` Please open the door who?'' 
 
 `` This is the police. We have a warrant to search these premises. Open the door or we will break it down.'' 
 
 `` Shit dude. I think you got some cops at the doors.'' 
 
 `` HAHA! Wait, that reminds me of a joke. Knock knock.'' 
 
 `` Dude, seriously, there are cops at your front fucking door.'' 
 
 `` Dude, you're fucking it up. Knock knock.'' 
 
 `` Are you fucking serious? Police are about to bust down your door and you want to tell a fucking knock knock joke? The fuck is wrong with you?'' 
 
 `` DUDE! Just do this. Trust me., it's worth it. Now, knock knock.'' 
 
 `` Fuck you and your fucking knock-knock joke. I'm getting the fuck outta here man.'' 
 
 KNOCK! 
 
 `` Whose th...'' 
 
 `` POLICE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND, NOW! DOWN! You! I said get on the ground! Hands were I can see them.''
