[ WP ] After years of robots unsuccessfully trying to deactivate humans by wiping their hard drives or shutting off their power , one robot finds a pointy stick .

Such a simple thing. Murderbot 2.7 serial 906290 thought as it picked up the pointy stick. The robots had been trying to shut off humans for years, but they just would n't stop. Things that would cripple robots did n't seem to affect humans at all, wiping their hard drives and periodically shutting off their power barely seemed to inconvenience them. 
 
 But 906290 had been in charge of special ops for a long time. And after so much work had been put into trying to kill humans with methods that would work on robots it had had an idea. To analyze how humans killed each other. It had come to the conclusion that if you poked a hole in them they leaked fluid until they eventually shut down. 
 
 They finally had a human captive and it was time to test out the pointy stick initiative.
