[ WP ] You 're suddenly dropped back in time over 1,000 years ago . You have no idea how it happened . You 're nude but somehow are holding a modern pistol ... with 5 bullets .

It's all hazy now, I swear. I ca n't tell you much of what I was thinking. I only saw it for a little bit. It's not like you'd expect, or... well, it's not what *I* expected. See, I expected everything to be sepia. Sepia and blurry and old, and I expected everything to smell like mildew or an old book. But it's not like that at all. Everything *looked* the same. I mean, it *looked* and *smelled* the same, and that's enough to leave me completely disoriented. I suppose if I had thought what happened was even possible before, it might have been different. Maybe I could have prepared myself, but when something happens like that... well, I do n't know if there was any way to fight off being a complete moron. 
 
 I got so many things going on in my noggin, but it's funny because I remember that my biggest concern was how four good bullets were going to waste.
