[ WP ] After a bad breakup , you take Reddit 's famous advice . Lawyer up , hit the gym , delete Facebook . The problem ? You are Mark Zuckerberg .

As Mark hit the final keystroke, the world stared in awe as their ability to communicate with loved ones vanished in a nanosecond. People collectively intook a shared breath, so much the trees swayed in one fluid motion around the world. And cried out in horror as they frantically searched for a way to communicate with the outside world, anyone, including their neighbor 20 feet outside their window. They tentatively stepped outside and meeked out a simple,'hello?' 
 
 Only to be greeted by a smiling friendly little white alien with a business card that spoke simply when your thumb touched the card,'H-T-T-P-Colon-Backslash-Backslash-W-W-W-dot-Red-dit-dot-com'
