[ WP ] You are working the register at a quaint café . A customer tries to pay for their purchase with a human heart .

It was a slow afternoon in a cafe. 
 
 `` Good afternoon sir, may I take your order?'' 
 
 `` Yea, I'll have your best seller.'' 
 
 `` That would be our Mocha Frappe, Its ingredients are freshly made; our chef whips the cream himself and we roast the coffee beans just right so it has the optimal caffeine content and this chocolate undertone.'' 
 
 `` Ugh, too fancy for me. I'll just have espresso then, and give me a cinnamon roll too'' 
 
 `` Ok sir, that'll be 6 dollars'' 
 
 `` 6 DOLLARS??!!'' 
 
 `` Yes sir, we have the prices above me'' 
 
 `` oh, did not notice that. Say, do you accept other forms of payment except for cash?'' 
 
 `` As a matter of fact sir we also accept cr...'' 
 
 `` BOOM!'' 
 The customer lays a lunchbox on the counter, then opens it 
 
 `` Is that..?'' 
 
 `` Yes it is, a human heart. So am I goo..'' 
 
 `` May I ask, why do you have a heart with you?'' 
 
 `` Does n't matter, so is this all payed up?'' 
 
 `` No sir, next question: how did you get it?'' 
 
 `` If I have to tell you, I'll have to carry another lunchbox'cause two hearts can not fit in just one.'' 
 
 `` Okay. I think I may have to call the authorities.'' 
 
 `` no no no wait. I also have this.'' 
 The customer lays down another box on the counter then opens it. 
 
 `` Sir, Is that a..?'' 
 
 `` YES IT'S A KIDNEY! HAVE YOU SKIPPED ANATOMY IN HIGH SCHOOL??!!'' 
 
 `` No actually, I am studying pre-med right now.'' 
 
 `` Oh, good for you. So anyway, am I...?'' 
 
 `` No sir you are not. I may have to ask you to leave.'' 
 
 `` ugh, fine. FINE! I'LL LEAVE!! GOD!! *mumbles* all I want is a cup of coffee'' 
 The customer backs off a bit then quickly leans in the barista. 
 
 `` Maybe this will change your mind. BOOM! goes the dynamite.'' 
 The customer lays another lunchbox on the counter and opens it. 
 
 `` Sir, would you please get that liver of the counter.'' 
 
 `` Sure, sorry... So am I pay..?'' 
 
 `` Ok sir, fine. This will do. Will you have the espresso to go or...?'' 
 
 `` No, I'll just drink it here.'' 
 
 The customer takes his order then sits on the corner table at the end of the cafe. The moment the customer sits, the barista dials the phone. 
 
 `` Hello, 911...'' 
 
 *credits* 

