[ WP ] People try to spend their final moments as best they can following the alarming revelation that the world they live in is a dream , and the dreamer is waking up

Hahahahha what? This is a dream? It's no longer a theory, but we actually are * SOMETHING'S* dream??? Shit... Well I know what I'm doing. Nothign matters... we are n't real. We do n't have *true* emotions we do n't *actually feel*... I dial up my old stoner room mates... `` Hey guys you got a fix?''........ `` no not the old stuff I was looking for something... um... more intense...''.......... `` awesome, on my way''. The world seems like a dream now... I chuckle to myself as I drunkenly walk towards my car.... Time to find me some desperate poon and enjoy this world why it lasts.
