[ WP ] Ugh , your robot coworker is such an asshole .

`` Hey Jim! Jim! Slimmy Jim, James, Jamerson!'' Damn it, its Toby-0205. 
 
 `` Whats up, Oh-Five?'' I walk into my cubicle, and set down my leather brief case. 
 
 `` So, how did your booty call go last night? ( ^ ｗ ^ )'' His facial screen expressions were annoying. 
 
 `` It was n't a booty call bruh, it was a classic date. We went out, ate, and went for a walk.'' I unpack my columns for today and turn on my desktop. 
 
 `` I wish I could date a human girl, but my parents want me to date a H.A.i. chick. ( ఠ _ ఠ ) In reality, all I want is that good good.'' He turns back to his screen and starts clicking away. 
 
 `` What model are you again bruh? Why do n't you just get an upgrade? I do n't see anyone rocking a Delphoid model anymore. If you upgrade to a H.A.i. you can have better sex too. You'll feel it.'' I take off my leather jacket and suit coat. 
 
 He turns back towards me and I know he is about to be overly black again. `` That's what makes it so cool brotha, I still got the D to sink dat V. ( ⌐■_■ )'' 
 
 `` I do n't think watching porns and looking at black youtuber's is going to make it easier for you to pick up chicks. Also, what is wrong with wanting to be in a relationship?'' I sit in my chair and grab a pencil to play with. 
 
 `` Fuck that monogamy bullshit it's..'' I interrupt. 
 
 `` Wait, wait. Why? Did n't your people just get allowed to marry whoever they want globally? Dude, why do n't you take advantage of that?'' I tilt my head and he stands up and fixes his tie. His suit looks real good today actually. 
 
 `` Because! It's just a scam to sell more empath code to us, and get us to buy more gifts for our'other halfs'. Humans have the biological need for companionship...'' 
 
 `` Hold up, do n't get all racial on me. Also, is n't that what it means to be A.i.? To enjoy the emotional range for humans?'' 
 
 `` Fuck that, all I want is that'Feeling'.'' A coworker named Skylar walks by, `` Is that right Ms. Tran! Damn, if I was any less empathetic I'd be your vibrator, baby. ( ^ _ − ) ☆'' I hang my head down. 
 
 `` I'm sorry Ms. Tran, he just had a symp jump this morning, AND forgot to static off some of it.'' She walks away in disgust, he's gotten me into trouble before and I've talked to HR but they are n't reasonable. `` What the fuck man? You need to chill and go down to Commissary to stave off your charge. You do n't have to be an asshole all the time.'' 
 
 `` I'm not a asshole, baby. I just got too much flavah. ( ⌐■_■ )'' He smoothly walks back to his desk and starts working on something, `` So what about last nights flavor? Was she a solid 8 or 9. I know you work out, so you can pull those numbers.'' 
 
 `` She is good looking and is Hawaiian. Her name is Pele, she is working on...'' He lets out his static interruption, he does it because his protocols require a certain level of politeness. 
 
 `` So, did you fuck her?'' Sigh.
