[ WP ] Two sports commentators call a game where the players are all named after the place where they were conceived .

`` Ooooh that's got ta hurt!'' says Wayne Hancock, the MVP from the 1981 NBA finals, now fattened up and grey. He winces. 
 
 `` You bet, Wayne,'' says his co-commentator, Rich `` Tones'' Anthony. `` We'll see on the slomo here that Tel-Aviv's elbow slams right into Backstage-at-a-Springsteen- Concert's adams apple.'' 
 
 `` Got ta be a tech.'' 
 
 `` Well let's find out, here comes the ref... just a foul!'' 
 
 `` No way man. Tel-Aviv lined him up.'' 
 
 `` And now Springsteen-Concert is fired up! Mouthing off at the ref while his teammates NYU-dormroom and Arby's hold him back. he better be careful here.'' 
 
 `` Calm it down boys, keep your heads on.'' 
 
 `` Looks like they're taking your advice, Wayne,'' said Rich. 
 
 `` They're professionals.'' 
 
 `` Speaking of, how about Flight-211-from-Detroit's performance tonight?'' 
 
 `` Outstanding.'' 
 
 `` 29 points, 11 rebounds, 6 assists so far.'' 
 
 `` He's next level.'' 
 
 `` He sure is. Now Concert lines up for the first free throw. Makes it.'' 
 
 `` You know who just gets better and better with each game, Rich? Cleveland.'' 
 
 `` Cleveland who plays for the Knicks.'' 
 
 `` Yeah. Not New York who plays for Cleveland.'' 
 
 `` It can get confusing.'' 
 
 `` I'm a confused guy.'' 
 
 `` Concert now with the second. High off the rim and WHAT a rebound. The dominant big paws of San-Francisco-Zoo once again. Outlet to Tel-Aviv who pushes to halfway. Cross-court pass to Jason's-Garage who fakes for three, slips it into the lane for GRANDMA'S-HOUSE! Stuffs it down.'' 
 
 `` Oooweee he made Holiday-Inn look like a deer in headlights. Like he served him lunch.'' 
 
 `` What?'' 
 
 `` I dunno, Rich, I'm excited.'' 
 
 `` We're all excited. And that's the end of the half.'' 

