[ WP ] God 's best lawyers have to find a loophole in Satan 's contract for a soul .

God's lawyer: God created the soul and therefore owns intellectual and physical property rights and as such, the borrower of said soul can not own nor dispense with said soul under any circumstances. 
 
 The soul is eternal and therefor so is the property rights. The contract is hereby null and void. 
 
 Were said soul to be contracted to Satan, the contract is still null and void, as God created Satans soul and still maintains all ownership as well as intellectual and physical property rights. 
 
 
 Satans lawyer: Technically, if God owns Satans soul then by proxy God would own the contract and in perpetuity both borrowers would still remain borrowers with adendums to use and function of said soul. 
 
 Case closed.
