[ WP ] You are the greatest hero of them all and have only one weakness : all things that are cute ... and your arch nemesis knows this . That 's why the villain has trained otters for henchmen , adorable puppies constantly nearby etc .

( please forgive my totally improper script-writing format and early-morning corniness ) 
 
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 *Ext. Day, Downtown Citytropolis. Buildings lie in ruin, cars are aflame. Dr. Evil Von Villain terrorizes the townfolk in his Terrortron 3000, a giant mecha suit. Terror-inducing lasers fly everywhere, zapping the citizens into a state of panic. Dr. Evil cackles from his clear-domed cockpit as his mechanical mooks loot and pillage. Smoke and dust rise fill the air amidst the chaos. * 
 
 Voice: Stop right there! 
 
 *Zip to a heroic figure silhouetted in the smoke. The figure steps forward to reveal none other than Awesome Man* 
 
 Awesome Man: You shall terrorize this city no longer, Dr. Von Villain! 
 
 *Von Villain turns to try and zap AM, but the hero whips out the Shield of Courage he picked up just before the commercial break. The lasers bounce harmlessly off the shield* 
 
 AM: Hah! I've figured out your nasty tricks! 
 
 VV: So it seems. But luckily, I have my own tricks... like knowing your secret weakness! 
 
 AM: What?! No! That's impossible! My files are super top secret! 
 
 *A hatch opens up on the Terrortron, revealing a button. VV pushes the button with his mecha arms. It summons a truck with a covered cage on the back. The truck screeches to a halt, and two mooks jump out of the truck. The mooks open the cage doors to reveal a horde of puppies and kittens, all with mind-control collars on their necks. * 
 
 AM: HNGH! So... much... cuteness! Ca n't... resist! 
 
 VV: * [ Cackles ] * And look what I've trained them to do! Come, my fluffy friends! 
 
 *The animals form a protective shield around VV. AM is on his knees, hands shaking. * 
 
 AM: So adaaawable I just want to huggwles dem all and... NO! I ca n't be reduced to this! But... Awww wook at dat cute widdle face and... 
 
 *VV cackles some more. He turns and leaves AM in his helpless state, ready to keep zapping the innocents, when... * 
 
 Voice 2: Hey meanie! He might be weak, but he ai n't stupid ya know! 
 
 *VV whirls around to look at the new voice. He sees nobody but a street full of cowering bystanders. * 
 
 Voice 2: Look down, stupid-head. 
 
 *Pan down to the small Girl. She looks completely ordinary: she is n't wearing a superhero costume, she is n't holding any weapons, and the way she's standing does n't even indicate that she knows how to fight at all. She's standing there, bunny doll in one hand, hands on her hips and a big pout on her round little face. * 
 
 VV: And... just who might you be? 
 
 *Girl opens a hatch on the lower part of the mecha, and pulls out a battery. * 
 
 Girl: A weakness turned into a strength. 
 
 *Girl runs away as the Terrortron twitches and flails uncontrollably. The mooks turn around and look on in terror and dread, helpless to aid their master. * 
 
 VV: What?! How could a pathetic little thing like you defeat me?! NOOOO! 
 
 *Terrortron explodes in a big show of light. VV is ejected from his cockpit and sent flying through the sky across the city. The mooks give chase in a desperate attempt to catch their master. The citizens and the critters look around, confused, waken from their daze. Upon realizing they are safe, the citizens cheer. The critters surround AM, giving him friendly cuddles and kisses. Girl goes to help AM up from his knees. * 
 
 Girl: Thanks for helping me deal with that bully earlier. 
 
 AM: You did n't... 
 
 Girl: No. I did n't. I invited him for lunch with me and my mom. 
 
 AM: I'm glad you did. 
 
 Girl: Me too! You taught me well. 
 
 AM: * [ Turning to audience. ] * And remember kids: Just because you're weak... 
 
 Girl: Does n't mean you ca n't be strong! 
 
 *End scene. *
