[ WP ] An alien spaceship comes down to earth . To everyone 's suprise , they are not hostile but actually brought back a few humans from which they took many years ago .

Who knows how long I'd been in the chamber? To me, it felt like only a year or so. The Gods, who I assumed my captors were, fed me well and there was plenty to keep me busy between examining the windowless rooms, playing magical board games with floating pieces, and speaking with the revered deities. They, like me, spoke Latin, which was a pleasant surprise. I assumed this was Mount Olympus. Then the ground shook. An intense nausea came over me, as if I were dropped from a cliff. A gaping hole emerged in the center of the living quarters, and there was a dark stone road with unappealing yellow lines in the center. The smell was atrocious, like the sulfur-y scent a volcano gives shortly before it erupts. I was urged to drop to the road, and so I obliged. 
 
 I landed with a surprising force. The Roman armor which I had been donning for the duration of my stay had grown immensely more heavy. I was surrounded by humans. Strange, tall humans, with short, course hair and terribly ugly two-piece clothing. Is this what Rome had come to? 
 
 `` Can you not operate in my absence? It's no wonder the Gods have brought me back, Rome has fallen!'' I cried out, expecting applause and recognition. 
 
 `` Holy shit, guys, its Caesar!'' 
 
 I was shocked, then overrun by the mob of people around. 
 
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 Alright, I have to leave now, but if anybody just feels the urge to continue, feel free. If not, I'll keep it going in about 2 hours.
