[ WP ] A boss in an RPG-style video game encounters a warrior controlled by an avid speedrunner .

Alright, Scott, you got this. That meddling bastard of a hero is almost here, and this dungeon was made to practically be a maze. An underwater maze too! This guy is probably already disgruntled as is. You got the mind game and, for the love of god, you're a ten foot tall sea monster... thing! What could possibly go wrong? 
 
 There he is. Just get in pounce position... 
 
 Wait, what? Why is he naked? 
 
 And unarmed? 
 
 Well then, this should be easy. Walk through that door, I dare ya... 
 
 Gotcha bitch! 
 
 Wait, no, I missed. Must've rolled out of the way. Got ta stand up before he starts wailing on me. There. Now. Where'd he go? 
 
 Already at the back of the room? Thought I'd have to corner him first. Now he's jumping at the wall. I almost feel bad for this guy, probably has a brain def- 
 
 What the fucking *fuck*?! 
 
 There's a hole there? How?! I live here, I know this place! 
 
.... 
 
 He ai n't coming back is he? 
 
 Well this is bullshit.
