[ WP ] Upon graduation , all high school students must take a standardized test . Anyone who fails is executed on the spot .

`` Its simply natural selection'' The administer said, `` eventually mankind will get to a point where no one will fail the test, where everybody and their children will not be potential freeloaders of our government just leeching off government revenue'' as she inserted the flash drive into the machine. Afterwards, she proceeded to pass out the bracelets used in conjunction with the test that release cyanide into your bloodstream if one's test results are not satisfactory. 
 `` What if the test is faulty'' I asked. 
 `` Excuse me?'' 
 `` Yeah, what if you do have a use for society without a satisfactory score on the test? ``, the administer stared at me as if I was Michele Bachmann at a GOP debate. 
 `` Well that would n't happen as not receiving a satisfactory score on this test would mean you have failed to think logically and exercised poor judgement not fitting for those who deserve to live in our society'' 
 `` Who gets to decide what logically is? Say you see a 100 dollar bill and a 1 dollar bill on the floor, which one do you grab?'' 
 `` The hundred dollar bill of course'' the administer replied with a smirk. 
 `` But why?'' 
 `` Logically you grab the bigger bill since that means more money'' the teacher replied hastily, `` now no more questions we must get back to the administering of the tes..'' 
 `` You're wrong'' the administer looked at me, baffled. 
 `` excuse me? are you saying that grabbing the 1 dollar bill is the more logical choice?'' 
 `` Nope'' 
 Now she was confused, `` then what?''. 
 `` logically you would grab both bills as it means more money'' The teacher froze. `` I guess the test did n't filter out those who did n't think logically after all.''
