This movie reminds me of the joke: "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?" And I was the idiot. I watched it right up to the end thinking that something would happen. If you like watching a man masturbate this may just be your cup of tea. There isn't any action, deep thinking, good acting, beautiful people, or much of a story in this film. And I like off-beat films. The only film that bored me more was Wings of Desire. At least that had some nice pictures of old Berlin.Is there some number of stars less than 1 which I can give it?