The story: a confirmed bachelor has a choice between marrying the pig he is currently dating or not. His uncle dies and gives him an ultimatum and a time-limit: marry or lose a fortune. Bachelor looks up every girl he was ever involved with. Too late. They're taken now. He should have married them when he had the chance. He marries the pig.Funny. Ha. Ha. The only bit of amusement is a few minutes of Peter Ustinov as the uncle. Those who watch this will get what they deserve.