Quite possibly the stupidest Hollywood production I've ever seen in my life -- and that's saying a lot. All of the performances are awful, and the actors seem embarassed (and they should be!) The little story that is there is meandering and silly. Nicole Kidman and Tommy Lee Jones barely have a place in the movie, but given how painfully difficult it was to watch them scrape through such an inane script, I don't mind their absence. Chris O' Donnell is just laughable. Val Kilmer could've been a good Bruce Wayne, but the flashy, goofy context of this movie makes it impossible. The jokes are nerve-gratingly dumb, and the desperate aspirations of Joel Schumacher to make this a hipper, more "fun" Batman movie are just ... stupid. The visuals are gaudy and irritating. I did enjoy seeing the movie, but just because it left me in tears from laughing so hard at it. It's amusing, but only because it's so painfully, astoundingly terrible.