Santa is not a conservative. He doesn't outsource his toy manufacturing to sweatshops in Asia. No, he keeps his elves working in the North Pole. And he believes in universal health care and giving to the poor and needy. He's a true liberal.I'm a liberal too, and I love Christmas. I can't wait for it. I put up my Christmas tree and hang stockings and leave milk and cookies for jolly old St. Nick and some carrots for his reindeer. You know, just like Jesus used to do. Because Jesus celebrated his birthday, didn't he? And he excepted others to celebrate his birthday by putting lights on their houses. That's what it says in the Bible.So this book is way off.Is there a book titled "Conservative's War on Halloween"? Cuz I'd buy that one.