Before becoming a vampire, the vampire character in this book knows Jesus in the flesh. He is madly in love with Jesus but Jesus is too dedicated to God to give in to his sexual advances. After becoming a vampire, the main character decides he is going to get revenge on God by becoming a monk and wiping out monasteries throughout the world. The entire story is ridiculous. This 2,000 year old vampire, being so old and having experienced everything, is bored with every situation he encounters...making this very boring reading!