Once Upon a Time was eagerly anticipated after its laugh a minute predecessor. But despite a stellar list of cast members, the most amazing thing about this dud was that someone who is now hopefully out of the movie business made the decision to put it into release.Granted, Banderas and Hayek have an amazing scene descending the front of a five story building while chained together and under fire. Johnny Depp has a few flashes and several very cool tee shirts. And there may be redeeming moments that occur after the point at which we turned it off. But overall, it's the cinematic equivalent of going out on Saturday night to watch people pump self service gasoline.