"Return to Savage Beach" is the latest in the Sidaris family "girls with guns" series which began in 1985. And like it's predecessor "Day of the Warrior" (1996) it's one of the worst. With a weak plot and some of the WORST acting you'll ever see, this movie is so awful it isn't even funny. You sit to down to watch this with high expectations for the nude scenes. But even those scenes in this movie do not deliver. For one thing, Julie K. Smith and Shae Marks have some of the most unattractive silicone- enhanced bombers. Just looking at these huge melons, you don't feel any heat whatsoever; just pathetic disbelief. The only reason to see this wretched film is the presence of the beautiful Carrie Westcott. But it isn't enough to save this dog.