All thats missing from this abortion is Paul Bunyon and Babe the Blue Ox.Stop me when I get to the BS: Old Alley Oop is the baddest thing God ever made, he has senses God would envy, and the kick of a mule. So one day he's ridin along with 80 gallons of whisky tied to his horse, and gets captured by the Injuns. They strip him naked, steal all his clothes, and tie him up. Its Winter, too.So he chews thru his leather straps, kick-boxes his guard into unconsciousness, amputates the man's leg, and escapes into the snow. Its 200 miles to his cabin, Winter, and he's in his birthday suit. But he makes it, gnawing on the leg, and using it to bludgeon bears (who oughta be hibernating) along the way. Much later the Crow Killer gets some payback on his captors, wearing all the fur coats and union-suits, and hoodie-footies the Indians took from him. Huh?Only perfessers would get pulled in by this crap.