While one day looking through a VHS dollar bin at a no-name podunk store in a no-name podunk town I came across this little gem, Beaks: The Movie. How awesomely bad was this film. It's a Mexican directed film, staring two American Actors, Michelle Johnson & Chris Atkins. That already starts the language/culture barrier in the piece that leaves you confused to the point of laughter. Turns out it was released as a sequel to Hitchcocks "The Birds" in Italy. The two play TV reporters covering stories around the globe of wild bird attacks, leaving countless victims. If you think pigeons and chickens killing people in slo-motion are funny, and if you think the lead portagonist talking to his penis is oscar-worthy, see this film.