I knew this book wasn't very good when I found myself laughing out loud at the "scary" parts. I will admit that I had never read a Harris books before, however, I am sure that this was not one of his best. I read quickly through the long and uneccessary descritions, hoping that eventually I would reach "the good part." Unfortunately, this never happened. I give this book two stars for it's entertainment value. It is easy to read and even has some laughs in it (even if the author did not intend it that way.) As for this becoming a movie..well, lets just say that I would go to the cheap show.