It's about this girl who pricks her finger on a spinning wheel, falls asleep and wakes up with incurable kleptomania. (What, they couldn't get Winona Ryder to star?)Okay, I lied. The movie's not really about that. I only wish it were about that, because then it might be fun trash instead of plain, boring trash. Although _Stealing Beauty_ pretends to offer profound truths about sexual liberation, it's really just interested in scoping out the chicks and the scenery. Still, the photography is nice.