I was a big fan of the 1978 original produced by ROGER CORMAN andwritten by the legendary JOHN SAYLES,so when I first saw the trailer for this big-budget remake I got really excited!However,when I finally went to see the movie I was practically BEGGINGfor it to end ASAP!What was wrong with this film you might ask?The answer is: EVERYTHING!!!!!!I have never had to sit through somuch UNNECESSARY: nudity,profanity,and homosexuality in MY LIFE!!!!Outside of STEVEN R. MCQUEEN'S character and the 2 little actorsthat portrayed his baby brother and sister,I was actually rootingfor the piranha to eat everyone up!The rest of the characters areso obnoxious,foul-mouthed,and unlikable that when it gets time forthe piranha's main course in Lake Victoria,you actually want tosee them ALL get eaten!!!Hollywood still has yet to learn thatyou need to actually TELL A GOOD STORY besides JUST HAVING BETTERSPECIAL EFFECTS!!!!!!!!