bruce bruce is pound for pound the funniest man alive today. his hilarious inuendos, and his sporadic noises make for a great night with a lady friend, or just someone special. he's got a nack for pulling his head in real close and making sort of a high pitched chirp, quite the funny man! if i had to bet on a horse race, with a big horse vs. bruce bruce, i would choose bruce bruce, simply for the fact that bruce bruce would kill the horse with laughter before the race got started! hes funny, he hilarious, and i wish he would come to my house! His self depricating fat jokes top it all off, who makes his suits anyways!? JK Bruce Bruce, dont even play like you dont know!