Diarrhea, noun. An intestinal disorder characterized by the abnormal fluidity and frequency of fecal evacuations.Slipknot, noun. A nine-member poser nu-metal band characterized by the production of an abnormal quantity of trite and worthless "musical" garbage/psychological excrement. This creative equivalent of a bowel movement has for its foundation deeply unintelligent lyrics in which four-letter words are indispensable tools for maintaining poetic value and a mindless bludgeoning of the guitars to produce toneless sonic distortions forms the backbone of the "music." The heartbeat of the aural turd that is Slipknot is provided by Joey the Drummer, whose contributions include rhythm less pounding and yet another rubber mask. Corey the Vocalist tops it all off by delivering the aforementioned lyrics with all the emotion and vocal range of a female baboon in labor.