Ouch. I just got done watching "It's Pat: The Movie." Actually, I saw it three years ago and am still recovering. This movie has gone down in history as one of the worst films ever to be made. The comedy, which is as funny as "Schindler's List," works so hard at producing so little. The plot is a one-joke premise and the joke is funny for less than a heartbeat, then it gets stale and old. Is Pat a man or a woman? Does anyone care after this film? I don't think so. By the end, we still don't know what Pat is, and I don't think anyone is really all that interested to find out. By the way, Pat's played by a woman, Julia Sweeney, who's funnier in everything else she's ever been in.