This movie is awesome. After careful consideration, ive decided that no person could possibly make a movie THIS BAD unless that is their goal; and boy does Uwe Boll deliver. Everything is perfect: the dialogue, the cast, cinematography, music, sound effects, wow. Wrap these elements into an incoherent storyline and you have all the ingredients for an alcohol-fueled film party of epic proportions. A movie so bad it has to be seen to believed. MARCO!!!