The mystery of a woman's soul is mysterious.The beauty of a woman's heart is beautiful.God loves your mysterious soul and beautiful heart.Oh, and did I mention that your soul and heart are beautiful and mysterious?There. You've just finished reading Captivating.Well, almost. Go rent a bunch of the most banal Hollywood blockbusters - like Titanic and Braveheart - and memorize the lamest lines of dialogue. For your final task, forget that you're a grown woman and regress into the dopiest 12-year-old you can imagine. Say things like "Daddy, watch me twirl around!" and "Daddy, aren't I the cutest littlest princess ever?". Try not to gag.There. You're done.Now all you have to do is wait for a man to come get you so you can ride behind him on his Adventure Horse ...while you fantasize about making out with Jesus.Now doesn't that sound just captivating?