What a hapless piece of trash. "Lady Gaga: One Sequin at a Time" provides a rudimentary once-over of Lady Gaga's childhood and the beginning of her career, all the way to (vaguely) the release of The Fame Monster. The filmmakers essentially read her entry on the Simple English Wikipedia, and merely cloaked it in an hour of out-of-context interviews, footage of Gaga walking red carpets or getting out of cars, and some random, very angry British man. Worst of all? They couldn't afford the rights to her music, so instead they opened up GarageBand and created generic electronica tracks that sound just enough like Just Dance and Poker Face to be recognizable, but just off enough to avoid paying royalties. Around when we heard "Ma Ma Ma Mao" was I certain that this was the worst thing to play on my TV in a while.