Ok... for all potential readers of this book, allow me to offer you a scene directly from the text (in my own words of course). Our hero has managed to get his hands on one of his enemies' two way radios. When the enemy realizes that our hero has been listening, he offers our hero a chance to speak his mind. Our hero takes this opportunity to address his foe, and do you know what our author has the hero say to the man who is trying to kill him? "Up your poop with an ice cream scoop." That, my friends, is what you can expect from this piece of crap. Ignore the five star ratings. This book sucks.