OZZY OSBOURNE-THE OZZMAN COMETH: Am I the only brain dead idiot out there that doesn't subsribe to the theory that musically "Ozzy is God", and not "The Prince of Dorkness"? THE OZZMAN COMETH is a collection of Beezle-Boob's so-called career highs (I'll skip the easy joke), mostly focusing on his post-Sabbath output, save a couple of throwaway "new versions" of BS classics. The Randy Rhoads-propelled early hits CRAZY TRAIN and I DON'T KNOW represent Ozzy's best solo work; that era's power sorely is diminished by later synth-intrusive power ballad dreck like MAMA I'M COMING HOME and IF I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER. There's nothing here that Alice Cooper and Roky Erickson haven't done better, with at least a fundamental grasp on harmony. Ozzy has bitten off some canny career chunks, from small critters' heads to MTV's inexpilicably popular snooze-fest THE OSBOURNES. As for innovative, engaging rock & roll?...this incomplete anthology just kinda bites.RATING: TWO RABIES SHOTS