Dracula vs. Frankenstein. Hmmm. I don't know for sure, but I would guess that somewhere in the history of cinema there must have been at LEAST one other film that pitted these two iconic movie monsters against each other. Perhaps there's some well-respected classic out there I've just never heard of. Or maybe they met in some long-forgotten piece of cinematic garbage--some low budget quickie that featured terrible acting, with dialogue so incredibly dull that it would leave anyone who viewed it, including half-wits, clawing at their skulls in agony. I don't know if there is such a movie. I wish I did. But this I do know: if any such film exists, it HAS to be better than this one.