Did Griffin really put his name on this??? I was ready to quit reading it four times, but continued because I bought it and at least wanted my money's worth. And I think I should have been paid to read this! Butterworth, what on earth have you been doing for your 25 years as a major newspaper and magazine writer/editor? This is insanely bad writing! As a man, do you really care what the wallpaper smelled like? I mean, come on!