If you ever wanted to watch hours of acid trips coupled with 50's styled sound effects and a paucity of plot that creeps slowly forward to what end I shall never know due to my inability to waste more than an hour of my time attempting to digest this niche film, then Beyond the Black Rainbow is for you. As for me, I am moving on after resoundingly rejecting the film major fetish and demanding some progress in the plot without the painfully slow accompaniment of poorly focused, over developed camera art and the score from Forbidden Planet.