Hey, buy this book!Mister KEYES needs a job. Need to pay the AIR FARE back to Maryland from Illinois. The Negroes of Illinois were not impressed with this OLD TIME NEGRO recently imported into the state by the Republican Party and voted instead for Barack Obama who does not shout so much about EVIL people and does not inquire about your REPRODUCTIVE PRACTICES all the time. The same proved true for other Illinoisans who already have a STEADY JOB in the state. Mr. Keyes is thinking about a job in the rejuvenated BUSH REGIME, perhaps playing the soldier in some part of the world which he CANNOT FIND ON THE MAP but in the meantime he DID NOT GET THE JOB HE SOUGHT as he was OBSTREPEROUS AND OFFENSIVE TO HIS PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS. SO, please buy this book - you do not have to READ EVERY WORD.