Survivor by Palahniuk is my number one book choice if I had to be stranded in Chucky Cheese for a day-or anywhere. It's about a cult member who is the only remaining survivor of a mass-suicide cult and America believes him to be some kind of guru after having survived something like that. The literature is dark, sardonic, and sarcastic, just the way I like it. The main character takes pleasure in small things such as starting a fake self-help hotline and when people call up he gives them useless advice leading them usually to suicide. He says he knows to pull the phone away from his ear when he hears the trigger mechanism click just before the gun fires. Towards the middle of the book he befriends a woman named Fertility and then gets an agent because he becomes famous. Chuck Palahniuk's a genius, and so are his parents for making him.