'The Order' is the 'religious horror film' equivalent of 'gigli' (Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez) . . . so excruciatingly boring, so appallingly bad, you'll either be entertained by the fact that, just when it can't get any worse, <i>it does</i> -- or wind up flogging yourself for having wasted two perfectly good hours of your life.It's hard to believe that Brian Helgeland, who wrote the screenplay for "Mystic River" and adapted "L.A. Confidential", could produce such ridiculous tripe, so profoundly bad in dialogue (not to mention theology) that you couldn't pay me to see it again.