Diarrhea, noun. an intestinal disorder characterized by the abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations.Slipknot, noun. a nine-member poser metal band characterized by the production of an abnormal quantity of trite and worthless "musical" garbage/psychological waste by-products. This garbage has for its foundation deeply unintelligent lyrics in which four-letter words are indispensable tools for maintaining poetic value and a mindless bludgeoning of the guitars to produce toneless sonic distortions forms the backbone of the music. The heartbeat of the aural turd that is Slipknot is provided by Joey the drummer, whose contributions include rhythmless pounding and yet another rubber mask. Corey the vocalist tops it all off by delivering the aforementioned lyrics with all the emotion and vocal range of a female gorilla in labor. (...)