Your money would be better spent on 5 packs of Bic Pens. Then take the pens and stab yourself in the eyes. Then slam your fingers in the car door. When you are sitting there thinking "Wow!!! my eyes and fingers hurt" you can also think, "Well at least I didn't spend my money/time watching Inkheart." I could explain why, but when something is this bad it is best to take people's word for it and not try to find out for yourself. For instance, I could tell you that running over your foot with a car is bad. You wouldn't go out and try to find out for yourself. On the same note, just take my word for it. This movie is bad.