The other day for lunch, I bought myself a sandwich . Later, when I started to eat the sandwich, I discovered that there was no taste to it. Immediately, I returned the sandwich to the premises concerned and complained to the manager. However, the manager pointed out to me that the sandwich was not supposed to have a taste to it, it was all part of "the concept" and that I had to "imagine" for myself what it might taste like.This story might be a true account of what happened on that day. Or it could be utter fiction. You the reader must decide (but not until you've have sent me a cheque for 4.50..or $7.00 dollars if you are an American).PS. Watch out for a forthcoming website featuring previously unseen photos of the half-eaten sandwich. Plus, for the first time, an exclusive interview with the Trading Standards Officer who later investigated my complaint.PPS. the film was rubbish wasn't it