When Max decides to find a new relationship with his cousin, things turn for the worst. After years of searching for that special person, Max decides to look at the family tree for some sweet 'lovin. After dating his 3 sister, he decided to turn against his Arkansas ways and look somewhere else for his true love. Unfortunatley for his friends bi-sexual gopher he did not look down the lines of the "farm tree." After finding his cousin and a midget stuck together in a small tree (midgets have a hard time climbing) he decided to write "Dear Abbey" for advise. While waiting for his fateful answer from Abbey, Max decides to sell his soul to Satan. This book ended after he sold his soul. I believe the author was trying to create the illusion of peace and happineness, only to come back to a non-exsisting plot. Over all I would give this book a 5 for the wonderful example of nonemplotomonemipathy. Few books go to this level. I applaud you...clap, clap.