Take a bad soap opera. Staff it with the worst actors you can find. Throw in some absurd & silly plots. Then insist the actors--all in the name of "genuine accents" of course--speak as if they all have mush (excuse me, oatmeal) in their mouths. Mix it all together, and you have some idea of the farce that is pedaled here. I challenge anyone but the most dedicated Scot (all 1000 of them) to understand more than 50% of the spoken dialogue.If you want to see some nice scenery, well, OK I get it. Clouds served up on demand, but it's still a nice setting. But the acting & the plots are excruciatingly and mind-numbingly opaque and silly. Read a book, put a puzzle together, spend time with your loved ones, but avoid this joke.