I have never read such derivative, kitchy, self-serving, cash-cow milking drivel in my entire life. This author needs to start his quest for immortality by seeking to grow up.A representative quote:"My childhood friends have all grown old, fat, and ugly.I now look more like their son than their classmate or peer. I am still getting carded by bouncers at bars and clubs. I will outlive my enemies - and marry their children."