You always know when the author is running out of ideas and the publisher still wants to cash in on the cachet: the author's name is bigger than and always above the title.I don't like writing book reviews. Too much like high school revisited, but you might want to save $8 or $9 on this one. Far-fetched. So full of procedural holes that it should have been listed under "Fantasy." And half-way through, I saw what was coming and where the red herrings were.I'll guarantee ... or at least give a limited warranty ... that the next step is for the publisher to change the book cover so that you don't remember having read this turkey.But what do I know? I thought "Little Miss Sunshine" was so boring AND absurd, I couldn't wait for Grandpa to die. It was "Sideways" in a VW bus., and "Sideways" was "My Dinner With Andre" with wheels. In other words, whether it's movies or books, I'd like to be able to stay awake.