Only professional jealousy would make me give this book less than the top rating it deserves! Chris Moore has come up with the most ingenious solutions of all to the age-old problem of, what the heck do ya do with a vampire, now that you're in love with it? To tell more would be to detract from this delicious tale. If you enjoy witty writing and seeing regular folk reacting to very, er, Unique circumstances, read everything this guy writes, and no, we're not related. ;)