Are you too dumb to hide your own p0rn? Well, by golly, here is a film for you. "Look ma, its based on a french movie!" Well, hot dang, that means culture! Culture! Culture Culture! Do you know what that means, you heathen barbarians? Back, back! Instead of watching insipid MTV remixes that take actual peices of art like Dangerous Liasions and distill them into approximatetly 8 minutes worth of vaugely arousing footage, why don't you go into the yard and flagellate yourselves? Then those of us who are superior intellectually can easily avoid wasting our valuable time with snot brained rat rectums like yourselves by simply avoiding anyone with blood pouring down their backs! Go watch some real cinema, like A Pure Formality or Long Day's Journey into Night. Or at least watch Night of the Hunter, and learn something valuable, like how to beat a fish to death with an ore.