How could a movie based on a novel that was so hilarious, biting, ironic, involving, fresh, and downright loveable become so extremely horrendous, unfunny, and boring? Well, that's because EVERYTHING here is WRONG, WRONG, WRONG! All the stars are miscast, the direction is lackadaisical, the pacing is elephantine and lumbering, and the screenwriter drained all the irony and wit out of the original source to give us an unwatchable waste of film.