This is a laugh out loud counterpoint to The Once and Future King. With a glossary of medieval terms. Who'da thunk it? It's far from Trevanian's usual metier--Shibumi, Eiger Sanction, Loo Sanction, The Main, etc., but it's even wittier than any of them. If you can read it without laughing, let me know and I'll buy your book from you. If you overpaid for it, sorry about that....