1) Heat a slow charcoal fire 2-3 inches beneath the floorboards of the monkeys' cage;2) Pretend to be unaware of the little monkeys' presence by practicing your dart-throw on an autographed photo of Frank Sinatra or Minnie Pearl. Be sure to swear loudly and vituperously each time you miss;3) Draw the draperies tightly shut, and hang a sign in the window reading "Closed Due To Post-Cassoulet Engorgement" (this will explain the smell to an overly snooperous passersby);4) Put this album on the CD player. Turn the volume up to at least 7. Stand back and observe, sipping your highball as if you already knew how to relish the good life. And look at the little monkeys! They're are dancing now, aren't they? Turn the fire up a notch. Go, monkeys, go! Marvellous! What a world! Just wait till they get to "Loro."