This book is definitely among the worst books I have ever read. It is blazingly unrealistic and terribly written. The excessive use of all caps and italics made this the first book to actually make me deeply angry toward the author for writing it. Anyone with a grasp of how real people converse would immediately realize that any dignified (or undignified for that matter) teenager would never be caught using words like "oogly boogly" or "goopy poop."Another thing that agitates me greatly is blatant stupidity of almost everyone in the story. Read the book for yourself if you really must know what I'm talking about, but I think you probably already do.My closing thoughts:If there really is a Hell, and I went to it, there would be no greater torture for me that for have to read this book for an eternity.