If you're a kid under six or the eccentric owner of more than, say, 10 or 12 house cats, give this dog five stars. If you are a somewhat discerning, semi-intelligent adult, own zero to one cats, and have a modicum of good taste, two dry furballs is very, very generous. To be fair, however, when "Memory" is sung, there aren't enough stars in the sky for this truly brilliant performance of a beautiful classic show song. But when the song ends, it all comes crashing back down to a mediocre, grossly over-rated one-song dud worth a single very wet and smelly furball. Your kids deserve better -- go for Cathy Rigby in "Peter Pan," "The Lion King," "Beauty and the Beast," or "Annie" on CD instead. At least it'll give their imaginations a workout and they won't have to look at a lot of poor, struggling actors embarrass themselves in those ridiculous costumes.