This movie was directed by Richard Fleischer, of "Soylent Green" fame. And everything about this movie is just about that hilariously bad. Here's what makes it total doo doo:1) Script2) Cast selection3) Acting4) Direction & Camera Work5) Effects6) The utter and absolute betrayal and abandonment of anything resembling RE Howard's Conan of Cimmeria.I gave this movie a second star simply because there are a few funny moments that at least make this a lighhearted journey into awfulness.Let me sum it up this way:Remember in the *real* Conan movie when the black lotus seller tells Subotai and Conan: "Black lotus, Stygian, the best," and Subotai says, "This better not be hagga!" and the seller says, "I would not sell hagga to slayers such as yourselves."Well, slayer, if you bought this movie you've just been sold a big fat bag of hagga....It ain't the real thing.