I needed a "feel good" film tonight. This one triggered a number of emotions but "good" was not among them. Embarrassment. Impatience. Frustration. Disappointment. Anger. Boredom. Yes! This farcical romantic comedy was neither romantic nor comical. I never cracked a smile. Nevertheless, I was determined to endure it to the end - all the while hoping against "Hope" that the dashing Mr. Darcy would eventually make an appearance. He did not. Instead, this impostor develops a midlife mismatched infatuation with a ditz no where near his equal in gravitas. Even the conclusion is ponderously tedious. The next time I notice that 30 percent of the reviewers give a film just a single star, I'll save my time and my money.