Noticed all those other reviews that say, "I wish I could give this movie a negative amount of stars?" There are a million horrible reasons for this. What a freaking joke. Somebody find me the exact coordinates of Thorn Valley while I build a nuke?Ignore shills and five-year-olds who give this movie the highest possible rating. It will cause internal bleeding with its sheer stupidity. There are no elements of the book in this movie. There are no elements of the original movie in this movie. I suspect the whole thing was a fevered dream swirling in the brain of gravely ill Timothy. If that's the case, Timmy, DIE ALREADY!