Gosh. Cecil Adams has been answering inane, lewd, bizarre, and downright puzzling questions for over 30 years in his column "The Straight Dope."Why do men have nipples, you ask? Cecil took that one on May 18, 1979. He's taken on enough to write 5 books worth, in fact.Just giving credit where it's due. Forget this book and head to www.straightdope.com.