this book is so bad I cant even finish it. Its so bad I am compelled to write my first review ever. I knew it was bad when the protagonist was hot for LETTERMAN in the first chapter. But i kept slogging through the drivel hoping for a little action. after countless pages of self pity & depression...DEPRESSION! Lets just say there was baffling pity nookie. not even nookie, i dont know what that was. this book is going in the trash, i cant inflict it on anyone else.